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-<p style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:0; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Author: Jack Black</p>
-<p style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:0; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Contributor: Robert Herrick</p>
-<p style='display:block; text-indent:0; margin:1em 0'>Release Date: November 21, 2022 [eBook #69404]</p>
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- <div class="figcenter hide"><img src="images/cover.jpg" width="450" alt="You Can’t Win"></div>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h1>YOU CAN’T WIN</h1>
- </div>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="titlepage">
-
- <p><span class="xxlarge">You Can’t Win</span></p>
-
- <p>BY<br>
- JACK BLACK</p>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">With a foreword by</span><br>
- ROBERT HERRICK</p>
-
- <p>New York<br>
- THE MACMILLAN COMPANY<br>
- 1926<br>
- <i>All rights reserved</i></p>
-
- </div>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <p class="center">
- Copyright 1925,<br>
- <span class="smcap">By Jack Black.</span>
- </p>
- <p class="center">
- Copyright 1926,<br>
- <span class="smcap">By The Macmillan Company.</span>
- </p>
- <hr>
- <p class="center">
- Set up and electrotyped.<br>
- Published September, 1926.
- </p>
- <p class="center">
- Reprinted October, 1926.<br>
- Reprinted December, 1926.
- </p>
- <p class="center">
- <span class="smcap">
- Printed in the United States of America<br>
- By The Cornwall Press
- </span>
- </p>
- </div>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">ACKNOWLEDGMENT</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p>This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to
- Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend
- who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and
- to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled
- beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot
- out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo,
- Wisconsin.</p>
-
- <p class="right smcap">The Author.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">FOREWORD</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">The</span> revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are
- rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having
- been dressed for publicity, either sensational or
- sentimental or both. An unstable emotionalism in the
- subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic
- and unreal treatment of past experience. The tale is
- told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes,
- in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the
- reader would like to have had it happen. There is
- nothing of that sort in Jack Black’s story of his life
- as a professional thief. The honesty of the
- “confession” is self-evident. With a few lapses into the
- conventional, the expected, he displays the rare literary
- power of letting the facts speak for themselves,
- without any window-dressing, either lachrymose or
- hilarious. He has an instinct for realities.</p>
-
- <p>Indeed it is that mental grip, enabling him to
- perceive and apply realities, that obviously brought him
- out in the end so that he could break the shackles of
- his criminal habits and reinstate himself completely
- in accord with society. It was almost purely a mental
- feat. At the end, to be sure, he dwells upon the
- helpfulness of kind friends, especially of Mr. Older,
- of the “square deal” he got from Judge Dunne, and
- recognizes fully the impulse of gratitude to a friend
- who helped him escape from prison by “cutting out
- the hop”—the hardest single bond he had to break.
- Those were emotional responses. But if it had not
- been for his own good mind which he had slowly
- disciplined by reason, that resolve “to go straight” would
- have been but another feeble human aspiration for
- amendment with which the human hell is paved. The
- chief interest I find in Black’s rapid survey of his life
- as a thief is this progress of mental awakening and a
- corresponding growth of character as a man, without
- which all the help of kind and enlightened friends
- would have availed naught. It is what Black did for
- himself, what he was, that counted most.</p>
-
- <p>Jack Black was an experimental psychologist: he
- discovered slowly and painfully, as most do, the
- psychological character of himself and of the world
- in which he was placed. Thus he explored the law
- of habit and the purely mental quality of self-control
- long before he attempted to apply his knowledge to
- his own case. Any habit, he maintains, apropos of
- the opium habit, can be broken provided the victim
- <em>wants</em> sufficiently to change, and he notes the power
- of substitution, welcoming even his worries as
- distractions, mentally, from the obsession of opium.
- His emphasis on the necessity of a subjective desire
- for change is an unerring diagnosis of self. He
- wanted another kind of life enough to make it come
- true. That is the great distinction of Jack Black as
- professional lawbreaker and person.</p>
-
- <p>His case is so common in our restless, mobile
- civilization that it may be called typical or standard.
- An active, intelligent, likable boy with no stable ties,
- he adventured on the open road, almost by accident,
- the wide world tempting him on, took what he wanted,
- learned the habits and the resources of vagrancy,
- of criminality, of vice. But he did not sink to
- the dregs per formula. He went to the top of his
- society. Stirred by emulation with the only
- companions he had—hoboes, thieves, gamblers, yeggs—he
- distinguished himself not only by success in individual
- exploits but by a superiority of character that would
- not break, “snitch,” or play the other fellow’s
- game—and by loyalty to his mates.</p>
-
- <p>Then came as he was emerging from youth the
- chance that landed him in a well-run Canadian prison
- and fertilized the seed of intellectual interest by
- giving him access to a good library. For the first time
- he discovered consciously his own mind—the interest
- of it—and from this period it is evident that the
- habit of reading, of thinking, gained on him until
- with relentless logic his mind, thus freed and fed,
- convinced him that his boy’s life of defiance and
- lawlessness was wrong. After he was convinced, it took
- years to free himself from all the implications of
- twenty years of crime. But once convinced, with a mind
- of that quality, the result was inevitable. Strange irony
- that the mental life so essential to Black’s salvation
- should have been further fostered by the gift of a
- library which Abe Ruef gave to the prison where he and
- Black happened to be fellow prisoners. Ruef had taken
- the money which he bestowed in this form on his fellow
- criminals from the public of San Francisco. Mr.
- Fremont Older, as a powerful newspaper editor, was
- largely responsible for putting Ruef into the prison
- (and later in freeing him!) where Ruef was indirectly
- an instrument in freeing Jack Black from his bonds.</p>
-
- <p>There was an aspect of the Canadian-prison
- experience less commendable than its order and its
- providing the prisoners with a good library, its wholesome
- and on the whole human management so glaringly
- in contrast with the American prisons pictured in this
- story—and that was flogging. In these days of a
- return to medieval punishments for criminals,
- advocated by many leading citizens, it is well to realize
- how devastating to Black were his two experiences of
- brutal force—flogging in Canada, the strait-jacket
- in Folsom. They made him—and many others—inhuman
- wild beasts ready for murder or suicide. They
- left Black not cowed, but mutinous, hating and
- hateful. The experience was wholly bad and futile, except
- possibly as a test of his own growing self-control.
- It does not need Jack Black’s corroborative
- evidence to know that brutality does not pay, even
- when applied to the dangerous and to the outcast.
- In spite of the talk about reviving the whipping post,
- we know that the use of physical brutality—floggings,
- strait-jackets, and third-degree methods—will
- disappear: they are failures in getting results from human
- beings. It is only a crude society, as ours still is
- largely, that would tolerate what goes on often in
- our larger prisons, where the application of “justice”
- is left to a class little removed from the criminals
- on whom they operate. To maim and mutilate human
- beings, to terrify and brutalize them in order to
- correct them, is so obviously foolish and wicked that it
- hardly needs statement.</p>
-
- <p>In some cases like Black’s the victim is not broken,
- but tempered and hardened in will, in evil. And that
- brings me to the most depressing fact in criminology
- that the present book illustrates: the criminal is
- almost always of an inferior mentality. It is only a
- superior mentality such as Black’s that can survive and
- ultimately win freedom. Probably Jack Black
- would admit that among his wide acquaintance in the
- criminal class only a few, a very few, had the mental
- quality, the character, to break their chains. The mass
- were condemned to remain criminals because of
- defective mentality. That suggests inevitably the
- confused subject of eugenics and birth control, in society’s
- relation to the criminal class, which it so much fears
- and detests, but before which it so often seems, as at
- the present moment, hopeless, like an ignorant, half
- well-meaning parent angry over a troublesome child
- whose troublesomeness is in large part the fruit of
- the parent’s own defective character. Many of these
- aberrant specimens might be deflected from crime by
- feeding their minds. Few ever can do it for
- themselves as Black almost wholly did it for himself. Does
- modern life offer youth sufficient mental stimulus? The
- motor car, the movie, bootleg liquor, and sex—these
- are the raw stimuli with which youth tries to infuse
- some color and movement into the tyrannous drabness
- of a standardized industrial life. In drawing his
- moral at the end Black forgets, as the middle-aged
- are wont to forget, the glamour and the lure of the
- “hangout” and the open road, which in his boyhood
- seemed to be the only way out of a cheerless drudgery.
- There are, of course, many other ways, which Black
- discovered later for himself. And that is why I think
- his story is so well worth while reading and pondering
- upon. Besides it is entertaining, because unvarnished
- and unpretentious.</p>
-
- <p class="right smcap">Robert Herrick.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_1">[1]</span>
- <p class="ph2">YOU CAN’T WIN</p>
-
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER I</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">I am</span> now librarian of the <em>San Francisco Call</em>.</p>
-
- <p>Do I look like one? I turn my chair so I can look
- in the mirror. I don’t see the face of a librarian.
- There is no smooth, high, white forehead. I do not
- see the calm, placid, composed countenance of the
- student. The forehead I see is high enough, but it is
- lined with furrows that look like knife scars. There
- are two vertical furrows between my eyes that make
- me appear to be wearing a continual scowl. My eyes
- are wide enough apart and not small, but they are
- hard, cold, calculating. They are blue, but of that
- shade of blue farthest removed from the violet.</p>
-
- <p>My nose is not long, not sharp. Nevertheless it is
- an inquisitive nose. My mouth is large—one corner
- of it is higher than the other and I appear to be
- continually sneering. I do not scowl, I do not sneer; yet
- there is something in my face that causes a man or
- woman to hesitate before asking to be directed to Dr.
- Gordon’s church. I can’t remember a time that any
- woman, young or old, ever stopped me on the street
- and asked to be directed. Once in a great while a
- drunk will roll over to where I am standing and ask
- how he can get to “Tw’ninth ’n’ Mission.”</p>
-
- <p>If I gaze into the mirror long enough and think
- hard enough I can conjure up another face. The old
- one seems to dissolve and in its place I see the face
- of a schoolboy—a bright, shining, innocent face. I
- see a mop of white hair, a pair of blue eyes, and an
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_2">[2]</span>inquisitive nose. I see myself standing on the broad
- steps of the Sisters’ Convent School. At the age of
- fourteen, after three years’ “board and tuition,” I am
- leaving to go home to my father and then to another
- school for “big boys.”</p>
-
- <p>My teacher, a sweet, gentle Sister, a madonna, is
- holding my hand. She is crying. I must hurry away
- or I will be crying, too. The Mother Superior says
- good-by. Her thin lips are pressed so tightly together
- that I can barely see the line where they meet. She is
- looking into my eyes intently and I am wondering what
- she is going to say to me when the crunching of gravel
- warns us that the old coach is ready and I must be
- off. The Mother takes my teacher gently by the hand.
- I see them go through the wide door and disappear
- silently down the long, dark hall.</p>
-
- <p>All the boys in the school, and there were fifty of
- them, lined up and gave me a noisy send-off. The old
- coachman clucked to his horses, and I was off for the
- train—and the world.</p>
-
- <p>Any reader with a spoonful of imagination can
- picture me going home, then to other schools in turn,
- then to some sort of an office job; advancement here
- and there, always leading a well-ordered, quiet,
- studious life, until he finally places me in the respectable
- and responsible position of librarian of a metropolitan
- newspaper. That’s the way it should have been, but
- wasn’t.</p>
-
- <p>The course I followed from that convent school
- to this library desk, if charted on a piece of paper,
- would look like the zigzag line that statisticians use
- to denote the rise and fall of temperature or rainfall or
- fluctuations of business. Every turn I made was a
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_3">[3]</span>sharp one, a sudden one. In years I cannot remember
- making one easy, graceful, rounded turn.</p>
-
- <p>It has often been a question with me just how much
- the best of it a boy has, who has his mother with him
- until his feet are well planted under him; who has a
- home and its influences until he gathers some kind
- of a working philosophy that helps him to face the
- world. There is no substitute for the home and the
- mother.</p>
-
- <p>It may not mean much to the average chap to have
- a friend say: “John, I want you to meet my mother.”
- To me it means more than I can put on paper. It
- seems to explain to me why the man who so proudly
- says, “This is my mother,” is so many things that I am
- not and never can be. The insurance people have not
- yet got to the stage of insuring a man against a
- lifetime of failure, but if they ever do, I imagine the chap
- who can guarantee them that he will keep his mother
- with him until he is twenty will have a shade the best
- of it when he pays his premium.</p>
-
- <p>I am not lugging in the fact that I was left
- motherless at the age of ten to alibi myself away from
- anything. Nevertheless I think a fellow has the right to
- ask himself if things might not have been different. My
- mother died before I got very well acquainted with
- her—I doubt if any child gives its parents much
- thought before the age of twelve or thirteen.</p>
-
- <p>I probably thought that my mother was a person
- put into the world to scrub my face and neck and to be
- screamed and kicked at; to put scratchy, flannel rags
- around my neck with smelly grease on them when I had
- the croup; and to stand by the bed and keep me in it
- when I had the measles. I can remember distinctly
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_4">[4]</span>how angry I became when she brought me a nice, new
- toothbrush and showed me what to do with it.</p>
-
- <p>This was the greatest indignity of all—the last
- straw. I threw the thing away and refused to use
- it; told her up and down that I was “no girl” and
- wouldn’t have any “girl things.” She did not get angry
- and scold; she just went on with her work, smiling.
- She may have been pleased with my manly outburst.
- I don’t know.</p>
-
- <p>I don’t remember that I was shocked or pained when
- she was buried. I cried, because it was expected of me.
- Mother’s relatives, a couple of sisters, whom I never
- saw before or since, were crying. I saw tears in my
- father’s eyes. So I tried to cry, and did. I know
- my father realized what we had lost and his grief was
- genuine, but I could not feel it then.</p>
-
- <p>A few days later father sold our little cottage
- home and furnishings and we moved into the only
- hotel in the little town. Schools were few and far
- between for poor children then. I played around the
- hotel all day, running wild, till father came home from
- work. He would have his dinner, read a paper, and
- then put me to bed. After that he would read a
- book for an hour and go to bed himself. We lived
- this way for almost a year. Some nights he would
- put down his book and look at me strangely for
- minutes at a time. I was a problem, undoubtedly, and
- he was trying to decide what to do with me. A
- ten-year-old boy without a mother is a fit problem for any
- father’s mind, and my father was a thoughtful man.</p>
-
- <p>Looking back at it, it seems to me that I was blown
- here and there like a dead leaf whipped about by the
- autumn winds till at last it finds lodgment in some
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_5">[5]</span>cozy fence corner. When I left school at fourteen I
- was as unsophisticated as a boy could be. I knew no
- more of the world and its strange way than the gentle,
- saintly woman who taught me my prayers in the
- convent.</p>
-
- <p>Before my twentieth birthday, I was in the dock of
- a criminal court, on trial for burglary. I was acquitted,
- but that is another story. In six years I had deserted
- my father and home, gone “on the road.” I had
- become a snapper-up of small things, a tapper of tills,
- a street-door sneak thief, a prowler of cheap lodging
- houses, and at last a promising burglar in a small way.</p>
-
- <p>At twenty-five I was an expert house burglar, a
- nighttime prowler, carefully choosing only the best
- homes—homes of the wealthy, careless, insured people.
- I “made” them in the small hours of the night, always
- under arms.</p>
-
- <p>At thirty I was a respected member of the “yegg”
- brotherhood, a thief of which little is known. He is
- silent, secretive, wary; forever traveling, always a
- night “worker.” He shuns the bright lights, seldom
- straying far from his kind, never coming to the
- surface. Circulating through space with his always-ready
- automatic, the yegg rules the underworld of criminals.
- At forty I found myself a solitary, capable
- journeyman highwayman; an escaped convict, a fugitive, with
- a background of twenty-five years in the underworld.</p>
-
- <p>A bleak background! Crowded with robberies,
- burglaries, and thefts too numerous to recall. All
- manner of crimes against property. Arrests, trials,
- acquittals, convictions, escapes. Penitentiaries! I
- see in the background four of them. County jails,
- workhouses, city prisons, Mounted Police barracks,
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_6">[6]</span>dungeons, solitary confinement, bread and water,
- hanging up, brutal floggings, and the murderous
- straitjacket.</p>
-
- <p>I see hop joints, wine dumps, thieves’ resorts, and
- beggars’ hangouts.</p>
-
- <p>Crime followed by swift retribution in one form or
- another.</p>
-
- <p>I had very few glasses of wine as I traveled this
- route. I rarely saw a woman smile and seldom heard
- a song.</p>
-
- <p>In those twenty-five years I took all these things, and
- I am going to write about them.</p>
-
- <p>And I am going to write about them as I took them
- —with a smile.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER II</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">I was</span> a problem to my father, running loose about
- the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me
- to a Catholic school one hundred miles away. On that
- short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and
- I think I was closer to him that day than on any other
- of our lives. Father left that evening and told me to
- be good, mind the Sisters, and study hard.</p>
-
- <p>I fell into my groove in the school with other boys
- of my age. Our days were passed pleasantly with our
- small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at
- mass. The food was coarse but wholesome.</p>
-
- <p>I never went home at vacation time. I spent those
- days in exploring near-by orchards, gardens, and fields,
- picking up fruit, vegetables, and berries, and other
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_7">[7]</span>things that help to take the edge off a small boy’s
- appetite.</p>
-
- <p>I spent much time about the barns and stables with
- Thomas, the coachman. I was an expert listener, a
- rare talent, inherited from my father, no doubt.
- Thomas was a ready talker. This is a combination
- that never fails to make firm and lasting friendships,
- and we became friends. He was a veteran of our
- Civil War, had been on the losing side, and came out
- of it full of hatred, lead, and rheumatism. His heroes
- were not Lee or Stonewall Jackson, but Quantrell, the
- guerrilla, Jesse and Frank James, Cole and Bob
- Younger.</p>
-
- <p>I never tired of listening to his war stories, and
- often found myself piecing them together in the
- schoolroom when I should have been active with my studies.</p>
-
- <p>I believe I was the only boy at the school who never
- went away on holidays and vacations to visit parents
- or relatives. The Sister Superior, probably realizing
- that my life was a bit too drab, often gave me the
- privilege of going to the village for mail and papers.
- This was a rare treat, and much sought by all the boys.
- It meant a long walk, a stroll down the village street,
- a chance to see people, maybe to buy a fat sandwich, a
- bag of peanuts, or a bottle of pop—no small things
- in a boy’s life. It also meant authority and
- responsibility, good things for a boy. I looked forward to
- these journeys. I always had a little small silver, for
- spending, from my father.</p>
-
- <p>The time passed quickly and pleasantly enough.
- I learned many prayers, practiced for singing in the
- church choir, and became an altar boy, serving the
- priest at mass. I liked learning the prayers and the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_8">[8]</span>Latin responses to the priest, but did not make much
- headway with my other studies.</p>
-
- <p>I liked the dear, simple old priest to whom I made
- my first confession, and at times thought I would like
- some day to be a priest myself. Between my
- admiration for old Thomas, the coachman, with his stormy
- stories of the war, and my love for the quiet old priest,
- my mind was always pulling me this way and that—whether
- I should become a priest, or a soldier like
- Tommy, limping around with his short leg and his
- rheumatism.</p>
-
- <p>One day when I was waiting for the mail I heard
- a nice old lady ask the postmaster whose boy I was.</p>
-
- <p>He said, “That’s one of the boys from the convent.
- You can tell them a block away. They are all perfect
- little gentlemen. They say ‘Please’ and ‘Thank you.’
- I do not know how the Sisters do it, but they can surely
- bring boys up. I wish I could do it with mine.”</p>
-
- <p>When I returned with the mail I told the Superior
- what I heard the postmaster say about her and her
- boys. She seemed very much pleased, smiled, and
- said: “Boys are good when they are taught to say their
- prayers and to fear God.” Shortly after, I was
- appointed “mailman.” I went to the village every day
- after school. When the weather was fine I walked;
- if it was bad, I rode in or on the coach with Tommy.
- This was the first and only “appointment” of my life.
- I did not think it over then, but I know now I was not
- given it because I said “please” or my prayers—I got
- it because I had told the Superior the nice things the
- postmaster said. “Please” is a good word in its place;
- but it does not get one appointed to anything. It has
- a proper place in a small boy’s vocabulary. And it
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_9">[9]</span>is also much used by a certain class of prisoners and
- supplicants who are always “pleasing” somebody and
- are never pleasant to anybody.</p>
-
- <p>Your capable beggar on the street does not say
- “please.” He rips off his spiel in such exact and precise
- language that he gets your dime without it. You so
- admire his “art” that you do not miss the “please.”
- His is an art. He omits the “please” because he knows
- you do not use it except when you want the mustard.</p>
-
- <p>Looking back, it seems to me that our life in the
- convent was not properly balanced. We had none of
- the rough, boisterous times so dear to the small boy,
- no swimming, baseball, football. We were a little too
- cloistered, too quiet, too subdued. There was no
- wrestling, no boxing, no running and jumping and
- squabbling and shuffling and shouldering about. Of
- course I learned all those later. But I learned them
- quickly, too quickly—all in a bunch. That put me out
- of balance again. Those exercises should have been
- mixed in with my studies and prayers.</p>
-
- <p>One stormy day I came out of the post office and as
- usual handed up the paper to Tommy, whose habit it
- was to glance at the headlines and return it to me.
- This day, however, he found something that interested
- him. He put the horses’ lines between his legs and
- crossed his knees on them. I sat beside him on the
- box and shivered in the wind. He read on and on,
- column after column, then turned to an inner page,
- fighting the paper in the wind.</p>
-
- <p>At last, and it seemed an hour, he folded it up
- carefully and returned it to me. “Good news to-day,
- Tommy?” “No, boy, no good news. Bad news,
- awful news, terrible news.” He spoke in an awed
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_10">[10]</span>voice, a voice that carried reverence. “Terrible news
- —Jesse James has been murdered, murdered in cold
- blood and by a traitor.”</p>
-
- <p>He fell silent and spoke to me no more that day.
- Later he told me many things about Jesse James. He
- worshiped him, and like many other good people of
- Missouri firmly believed that neither of the James
- boys ever fired a shot except in defense of their rights.</p>
-
- <p>I delivered the mail and hastened to tell the other
- boys that Jesse James was dead, “murdered.” Many
- of the older boys knew all about him—he was their
- hero, too—and the things they told me made me decide
- to get the paper and read his story myself. The next
- day, strangely enough, I passed the Superior’s office
- when she was out to lunch. The paper was folded
- neatly, lying on some older papers on the corner of
- her neat desk. I walked in and took it. I put it away
- carefully, but many days passed before I got to the
- reading of it. I was so occupied with my duties as
- altar boy, and so busy with preparing for my first
- communion and learning new prayers, that the James
- boys and all other worldly things had no place in my
- mind.</p>
-
- <p>Those were intense days. I lived in another world.</p>
-
- <p>At last I found time to read my paper. On my way
- for the mail I slowly dug out the story of Jesse James’
- life and death, word by word. How I studied the
- picture of this bearded and be-pistoled hero! And the
- sketches of his shooting and the house in which it was
- done. Then came the story of his bereaved mother.
- How my boyish sympathy went out to her, as she wept
- for her loss and told the story of the lifelong
- persecution of her boys, Jesse and Frank, and how she feared
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_11">[11]</span>that the hunted fugitive, Frank James, would also be
- dealt with in the same traitorous fashion. How I
- loathed the traitor, Bob Ford, one of the James boys
- gang, who shot Jesse when his back was turned, for a
- reward! How I rejoiced to read that Ford was almost
- lynched by friends and admirers of Jesse, and had to
- be locked in the strongest jail in the state to protect
- him from a mobbing. I finished the story entirely
- and wholly in sympathy with the James boys, and all
- other hunted, outlawed, and outraged men.</p>
-
- <p>When I had done with the paper I passed it along
- to the other boys, who read it and handed it about till
- it was finally captured by the Superior. It was limp
- and ragged from usage. The Superior promptly
- traced it back to me. When asked where I got it, I
- told her I had taken it from her desk. I was lectured
- severely on the wrong of taking things without asking
- for them. I told her I did not ask for it because I was
- afraid she might refuse me. She said nothing, and did
- not offer to give me any, from which I understood
- that we were not to have papers. I was also relieved
- of my job as mailman. I was no longer to be trusted.</p>
-
- <p>My teacher heard of my disgrace. She took me
- into her study, and we talked the thing over. The loss
- of my job was nothing; I would be going home soon,
- anyway. I must not feel bad about the lecture, I had
- done nothing wrong. I would have returned the
- paper, only the other boys wanted to read it. I
- discovered that she looked at it the same way I did.</p>
-
- <p>She asked me if I wanted more papers. I was on
- fire for papers and told her so. She promised to get
- me one every day, and did. When I read it I returned
- it to her.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_12">[12]</span>The James boys’ story ran on for days and I
- followed it word for word, sympathizing with the hunted
- fugitive, Frank, wishing I were old enough and strong
- enough to find him and help him escape his pursuers
- and avenge his brother’s death.</p>
-
- <p>When that story was over I turned to other crime
- stories and read nothing else in the papers. Burglaries,
- robberies, murders—I devoured them all, always in
- sympathy with the adventurous and chance-taking
- criminals. I reconstructed their crimes in my boyish
- mind and often pictured myself taking part in them.
- I neglected my studies and prayers to rove about in
- fancy with such heroes as Jimmy Hope, Max Shinburn,
- and “Piano Charlie,” famous “gopher men,” who
- tunneled under banks like gophers and carried away their
- plunder after months of dangerous endeavor.</p>
-
- <p>Looking back now I can plainly see the influence the
- James boys and similar characters had in turning my
- thoughts to adventure and later to crime.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER III</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">At</span> last the day came for me to go home, for I had
- passed my fourteenth birthday and was too old to stay
- at the Sisters’ School.</p>
-
- <p>I wanted to kiss my favorite teacher good-by, but
- didn’t quite dare do it. So I rode down to the station
- with Tommy, who bought me a fifty-cent knife, out of
- his salary, only twelve dollars a month, and went away
- to join my father.</p>
-
- <p>Father took me back to the same hotel, to the same
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_13">[13]</span>room. He had occupied it during the three years I
- had been away, and the only change was that he put
- a small bed in it for me. Everything was new and
- strange to me. Men coming and going all day, eating
- and drinking. Everything was noise and bustle, and
- it took me a few days to get used to this new life.</p>
-
- <p>I found lots of papers lying around—some cheap
- novels, Police Gazettes, etc.—and I read them all,
- everything I could get hold of. I saw my father only
- at night, and occasionally we would take a walk then
- for an hour.</p>
-
- <p>One evening as we were returning from our walk,
- we came upon a man whose team of horses was stalled
- in a mud hole. He was beating the horses, and cursing
- them with the most fearful oaths. I stopped still in
- my tracks and began praying for him. Father looked
- back, saw me standing still, and said: “What are you
- doing, John, listening to that mule skinner swear?”</p>
-
- <p>I finished my prayer and caught up with him.</p>
-
- <p>“You will learn to swear soon enough, John, without
- stopping to listen to these teamsters,” he said a little
- severely.</p>
-
- <p>In self-defense I told him I was not listening to
- the man, but praying for him. “The Sisters taught us
- to do that,” I said. “They taught us to pray for all
- sinners.”</p>
-
- <p>Father wore a long beard, the custom of his day.
- When he was very thoughtful or vexed with some
- problem, he had a habit of twisting up the end of his
- beard into a pigtail. He would then put the pigtail
- between his teeth and chew on it.</p>
-
- <p>After I explained what I had been doing, he looked
- at me strangely, twisted up his beard, put the end
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_14">[14]</span>in his mouth, and began chewing. He took my hand,
- something he never did before, and we walked home
- in silence. He went straight upstairs, and I found
- some fresh papers, which I read downstairs. When
- I went up to go to bed he was sitting in his chair,
- staring at the wall and still chewing his beard. My
- coming aroused him. He said, “Good night, John,”
- and we went to bed.</p>
-
- <p>The next evening he came in as usual. He read his
- paper and I read whatever came to my hand. When
- we went upstairs, he said: “John, the Sisters taught
- you many prayers, did they?” “Yes, sir, all the
- prayers. I know them all,” I said proudly.</p>
-
- <p>“How about reading?” he asked. I read him a
- piece from a newspaper fairly well.</p>
-
- <p>“And writing, John? Yes, I know you learned to
- write and spell. Your letters to me were very good.
- How’s your arithmetic, John? How many are eight
- times nine, John?”</p>
-
- <p>I was stuck. I hesitated and blushed. He saw my
- confusion and gave me an easier one. “Seven times
- six, John?”</p>
-
- <p>I was stuck again and got more confused. “Start at
- the beginning, John, maybe you can get it that way.”</p>
-
- <p>I started at seven times one, got as far as seven
- times four, and fell down. This was torture. I think
- he saw it, too, for he said, “Oh, well, John, that will
- come to you later. Don’t worry about it; just keep on
- trying.”</p>
-
- <p>He was a sharp at mathematics, and I think my
- failure to learn multiplication hurt him more than if
- he had caught me spelling bird with a “u,” or sugar
- with two “gs.” After a month of idleness it was
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_15">[15]</span>decided that I should go to the district school, which had
- been built in our town while I was at the Sisters’. I got
- a new set of books and started bravely off.</p>
-
- <p>We had a woman teacher, very strict, but fair to us
- all. I learned rapidly everything but arithmetic, which
- did not seem to agree with me, nor does it yet, for that
- matter. I also learned to play ball, football, marbles,
- and, I must admit, hooky, the most fascinating of all
- small-boy games. These new games, and so many
- other interesting new things, soon crowded the prayers
- into the background of my mind, but not entirely out
- of it. I said them no more at night and morning, nor
- any other time. But I still remember them, and I
- believe now, after forty prayerless years, I could muster
- a passable prayer if the occasion required it and there
- were not so many people about who could do it so much
- better.</p>
-
- <p>After school, having no chores to do, I loitered
- around the hotel office. One day I found a dime novel
- entitled, “The James Boys.” I seized upon it and
- devoured it. After that I was always on the lookout
- for dime novels. I found a place where they were sold.
- I would buy one and trade with some other boy when
- it was read. If I could not trade it, I took it back
- to the store and the woman gave me a five-cent one
- for it. The nickel one was just as thrilling, but
- shorter. I read them all. “Old Sleuth,” “Cap Collier,”
- “Frank Reade,” “Kit Carson.” Father saw me with
- them, but never bothered me. One day he brought
- me one of Fenimore Cooper’s Leatherstocking tales.
- I read it and was cured of the five- and ten-cent novels.</p>
-
- <p>Between going to school and to the depot in the
- evening to see the train come in, and hanging around
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_16">[16]</span>the hotel bar watching the town’s celebrated ones,
- especially the “bad men” who had killed or shot
- somebody somewhere some time, I put in fairly busy days.
- The time flew.</p>
-
- <p>I got to be quite looked up to by the other boys of
- my age. I “lived at the hotel,” had “nobody to boss
- me around,” didn’t have to “run errands and chop
- kindling and go after the groceries and carry milk.”
- When a new boy showed up, I was the one to show him
- around. I remember distinctly, now, that in less than
- a year after I left the Sisters, I was going down the
- street with a new boy when we came upon one of the
- town drunkards and bad men. I pointed him out with
- pride. “See that old fellow? That’s old Beverly
- Shannon. He’s been out to Leadville. He killed a
- man out there and nearly got hung. You ought to
- hear him swear when he gets drunk and falls down and
- nobody will help him up.”</p>
-
- <p>There was admiration in my voice. Our town was
- full of bad men. All had been in the war on one side
- or the other. Everybody had a pistol or two, and a
- shotgun or a rifle. Everybody knew how to use them.
- No small boy’s outfit was complete without a pistol.
- Usually it was a rusty old “horse pistol,” a
- cap-and-ball affair, some old relic of the Civil War. By a great
- stroke of fortune I got two of them. I was helping
- an old lady to move some things out of her cellar when
- we ran across them in a trunk.</p>
-
- <p>“Lord, Lord,” she said, “are those awful things
- here yet? I thought they had been thrown away
- years ago. Johnnie, take them out and bury them
- somewhere. Throw them away so I will never see
- them again.”</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_17">[17]</span>These two old pistols made me feel important,
- established. I began to look about me. It was time
- I began to be somebody. My latest hero was the
- man that kept the bar in the hotel. He owned the
- building, leased the hotel, and ran the bar himself.
- He was a fat man, and he wore a fancy striped vest
- with a heavy gold watch chain across it and a
- twenty-dollar gold piece dangled from the chain for a charm.
- He had been out to California. It was the only
- twenty-dollar piece in the town. He was a small politician,
- the town fixer. When anybody got into any trouble
- and had to go before the justice of the peace, he went
- down to the hotel and saw “Cy” Near. Cy would
- say, “Leave it to me, that’s all, leave it to me.” When
- it was all over the fellow would come down to “Cy’s”
- and order drinks for everybody in sight, several times.
- Then he would say, “What do I owe you, Cy?”</p>
-
- <p>“Owe me? Owe me for what?”</p>
-
- <p>“Why, you know, Cy, for fixing up that little
- trouble.”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, that’s what you mean. Say, you don’t owe
- me a thin dime, not a greasy nickel.” Cy would wave
- a fat arm in the air. “I don’t take money for helping
- my friends. I sell licker, good licker; that’s my
- business.”</p>
-
- <p>The chap would buy a few more rounds of drinks,
- thank Cy again, and start for the door. Cy would
- shout, “Hey, George, I forgot to tell you. I’m rafflin’
- off a hoss an’ buggy and you’d better take a half dozen
- tickets. You stand to win a good rig.”</p>
-
- <p>Around election time Cy would round up all the
- fellows he could, remind them that he had befriended
- them, and say, “What do we care who’s President of
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_18">[18]</span>the United States? What we want is a decent justice
- of the peace and town marshal.”</p>
-
- <p>I decided to pattern my life after Cy’s. He was a
- popular, successful man. I began swinging my arms
- about, talking in a loud, hoarse voice, wearing my hat
- on the back of my head. Cy smoked big cigars. I
- tried one, and gave up the notion of smoking, at least
- for a while.</p>
-
- <p>It was not long till my fancy for the saloon keeper
- changed. One evening when the train came in a
- single traveler got off. He was a tall, lean man, who
- walked like a soldier, erect and with a confident step.
- He had a short, stubby, gray mustache. He wore a
- gray suit, a gray hat, and held a pair of gloves in his
- hand. He walked quickly toward the front of the
- train and waited by the baggage car till a trunk was
- tossed out. An express man near by was told to take
- the trunk over to the hotel.</p>
-
- <p>I followed the gray man to the hotel. Presently
- the trunk was left in front and I went to inspect it. It
- was a leather trunk, with brass fittings, plastered over
- with stickers from many hotels and steamship lines.
- It was scratched and battered and travel-stained. The
- thing fascinated me. I stood around and felt it,
- read the stickers, some of them from foreign parts of
- the world, and wondered what kind of man he could be
- that possessed such a wonderful trunk.</p>
-
- <p>I was restless and disturbed when the porter took
- it upstairs out of my sight. It had roused strange
- thoughts and longings in my mind that I did not
- understand then. I know now that it suggested travel,
- adventure by land and sea—the world.</p>
-
- <p>I now pulled my hat down from the back of my
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_19">[19]</span>head and wore it properly. I straightened up, kept
- my hands out of my pockets, walked with a quick step,
- and assumed a confident, positive manner. I even
- began to think about a mustache, bristly, cut down like
- the gray man’s. I must have a gray suit, gray hat,
- gloves, and a leather trunk. A big problem for a boy
- with no income.</p>
-
- <p>I determined to earn some money and looked about
- for after-school work. After my father, I thought the
- saloon man, Cy, was the wisest man in our town. For
- some reason which I never could figure out, I did not
- submit the matter to my father, but went to the saloon
- man. Maybe it was because he was easier to talk to.
- We went over the situation carefully. There was no
- job in sight that either of us could think of. At last
- Cy said, “Well, if you’re so crazy about a job, I’ll
- make one for you.”</p>
-
- <p>Cy was a bachelor, and lived in a single room in the
- hotel. He opened and closed his bar, did all the work,
- was always drinking, but no one ever saw him drunk.</p>
-
- <p>“You can come in here in the morning before school
- and clean the place up. Sweeping out ain’t no man’s
- job, anyway, and I’m tired of it. You can wash up
- the glasses and dust up around the bar. In the
- afternoon when you come home from school, you can be
- around in case there’s any errands. At night you can
- look after the pool table, collect for the games, and
- see that they don’t steal the balls. You can serve the
- drinks when there’s a card game, and bring a new
- deck when some sore loser tears the old one up.”</p>
-
- <p>I was so grateful to Cy that I gave him my very
- best “thank you.” Here was a chance to get on in
- life, to have my own money, and be independent and
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">[20]</span>mix around with men—to learn something of the
- world. I was so taken with this notion that I hunted
- up the broom, which was worn down to the strings,
- and began sweeping out the barroom. There were no
- customers in the place. Cy stood by, his hat on one
- side of his head, a big cigar in the opposite side of his
- mouth, hands in pockets, and eyed me thoughtfully.
- When I had the place about half swept out, Cy came
- over and took the broom out of my hands. He turned
- it about, examined it carefully. “Johnnie, I think
- you’re on the square with me, and I’m going to be on
- the up and up with you. You go to the store and get
- yourself a new broom.”</p>
-
- <p>I did that, and swept the place all over again.
- Having started to work without my father’s permission I
- decided to say nothing till I got well settled in my job.
- I had a feeling that he might veto the whole thing if
- I told him at the start, but if I waited a while and had
- a few dollars saved up he might let me continue.</p>
-
- <p>Father knew Cy very well. On rare occasions he
- went into the bar and had a drink and a talk with him.</p>
-
- <p>I worked faithfully, early and late. At the end of
- the week, in the afternoon when there was no customer
- about, Cy mysteriously beckoned me into his “office,”
- a small closet of a room at one end of the bar. It was
- simply furnished—a table, a chair, a large spittoon,
- one picture on the wall opposite the desk. A picture
- of the mighty John L. Sullivan in fighting pose. Cy
- seated himself at the table, put on a pair of glasses,
- and drew out a small notebook. He looked carefully
- about the room. Seeing the door of his office open, he
- told me to close it.</p>
-
- <p>To me Cy had always been much of a mystery. He
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_21">[21]</span>had been “out West”—to Leadville, Deadwood, and
- San Francisco. He owned the latest pattern of
- repeating rifle and a couple of “forty-fives.” He played
- poker. I thought I was now to be initiated into some
- of the secret activities of his life. Maybe he would
- ask me to do something dangerous. Well, whatever
- it was, I would do it. He wrote something in the
- notebook, then took three silver dollars out of his
- pocket and put them in my hand, carefully, without
- clinking them.</p>
-
- <p>“Johnnie, this is pay day.”</p>
-
- <p>I went back to work happy. Pay day, three dollars
- of my own money. I would have a gray suit, gray hat,
- gloves, and a leather trunk in no time. I would soon
- be a tall, handsome, distinguished-looking gentleman,
- on Cy’s money. I jingled my three dollars loudly and
- could hardly wait for my father to come home so I
- could tell him about my working and ask him to mind
- my money for me.</p>
-
- <p>The possession of three dollars changed me at once.
- I became independent, confident, secure. When father
- came in I went to him without a single misgiving,
- feeling sure he would approve. I had my money in my
- hand and my spirit was high. I told him I had been
- working for Mr. Near all week; that I had three
- dollars in wages and wanted him to take care of them
- for me. He took the money and put it in his pocket,
- saying: “All right. Let me know when you want it.”</p>
-
- <p>“And you don’t mind my working for Cy?”</p>
-
- <p>“No. I don’t mind. Cy told me all about it.
- You will have to learn to work some time. And you
- will have to learn lots of other things. So you may
- as well start at Cy’s.”</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_22">[22]</span>He turned to his paper, and I thought the thing was
- settled, but as I went out of the room I saw him
- twisting up the end of his long beard.</p>
-
- <p>The school work was no trouble to me. I put in a
- year, and vacation time came along almost before I
- knew it. I was saving all the money I earned as
- assistant to Cy, and was looking forward to earning
- more during vacation. I brought home to my father a
- report from the school which seemed to show that
- I had made good progress. He glanced at the card
- and threw it to one side.</p>
-
- <p>“I suppose you have the multiplication table this
- time, John?”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, yes, I learned it at last.”</p>
-
- <p>“How many are eight times nine, John?”</p>
-
- <p>“Seventy-two, sir.”</p>
-
- <p>“Good. Seven times six?”</p>
-
- <p>“Forty-two, sir.”</p>
-
- <p>“Correct, John.”</p>
-
- <p>He did not seem to be much interested in my correct
- and prompt answers; kept on looking at his paper.
- Finally he looked at me and said: “And eight times
- thirteen, John?”</p>
-
- <p>I was stuck again. This one froze me stiff. I got
- mad, red in the face. I took pencil and paper out of
- my pockets, figured it out, and give him the result. It
- seemed that he was taking advantage of me. Nobody
- at school had ever asked me that question. I felt
- wronged. I thought of my money and my two big
- horse pistols. If I was to be treated in this way I
- would take my money and pistols and go away where
- I could get a square deal. And if I did not get a
- square deal, I’d take it.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_23">[23]</span>Father looked at the paper I gave him. “Why, you
- have it right, John. That’s good, very good.” He
- was stroking his beard thoughtfully, and I could not
- tell whether he was smiling or making a face.</p>
-
- <p>Vacation was almost over. I needed new books for
- the coming season and spoke to father about them one
- night.</p>
-
- <p>“Never mind them now. We will see about them
- later. We are going away, going to Kansas City. I
- have been promoted after all these years.”</p>
-
- <p>“But I will lose my job,” I demurred.</p>
-
- <p>“I’ll get you another job. Don’t worry. Do you
- want a regular job, working all day, or would you
- like to go to school some more?”</p>
-
- <p>I decided to have an all-day job, and let the school
- go.</p>
-
- <p>“All right,” he said, “we’ll see about it.”</p>
-
- <p>My father made no fuss about leaving the small
- town where he had spent ten years of his life. He had
- no close friends or cronies. After my mother died, he
- seldom spoke to any one but me, and I think he was
- glad to go away. He was a cold, hard, silent
- Scotch-Irishman. He took no part in social doings, never
- went to church, belonged to no clubs; nor was he
- enough interested in politics to become a citizen and
- exercise the high privilege of voting on election day.</p>
-
- <p>My good-bys did not take much time. Cy was sorry
- to have me go. He laboriously wrote me a fine letter
- of recommendation which he gave me along with a
- large, worn silver watch, that wound with a key. It
- weighed almost a pound, and I was proportionately
- proud of it. My boy friends envied me in going away
- to a big city and impressed upon me the necessity for
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">[24]</span>taking my pistols with me. Unnecessary advice; I had
- no intention of leaving them behind.</p>
-
- <p>And last of all I hunted up old Beverly Shannon, the
- bad man. He was a hooknosed old man with hard
- eyes and a long chin whisker dripping tobacco juice.
- He had worn the Northern blue, and drew a small
- pension for a “bad leg.” Times when he was half
- drunk, limping around town in search of more drinks,
- some one would say: “Look out, ‘Bev.’ You’re limpin’
- on the wrong leg.” This always brought a string of
- eloquent curses from him, and a warning that they
- had “better be keerful. I hain’t stopped killin’ jest
- ’cause Abe Lincoln says the war’s over.”</p>
-
- <p>In those days all roads led to the harness shop, and
- there “old Bev” was always to be found when
- sober, outside the shop on a bench under a tree. There
- he met all the droughty farmers and entertained them
- with war stories and tales of his wanderings “out
- West.” He was always invited to drink with them.
- His pension kept him in food. His life held no serious
- problem.</p>
-
- <p>I found him on his bench, sober and sorry for it.
- He passed the time of day with me, and I told him I
- was going away and had come to say good-by.</p>
-
- <p>“Goin’ to the city, huh? Well, don’t let ’em rub
- it into you. You ain’t a very strong boy.” He was a
- foxy old man. He leered at me out of his cunning
- eyes. “Have you got any shootin’ irons?” Long
- John Silver, the pirate, could not have done any better
- in the way of complimenting a boy. I was fairly
- hooked. I assured him that I was well heeled, having
- two pistols.</p>
-
- <p>“That’s good. You’ll git along all right. Now you
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_25">[25]</span>run along. I’ve got to git me a farmer. I ain’t had
- my whisky yet.”</p>
-
- <p>I hastily dug up enough silver out of my small
- pocket money for a couple of drinks, and gave it to
- him. As I went away I thought he looked like an old
- spider watching his web for a fly.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER IV</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">In</span> his new position father was forced to travel
- much, often leaving me to my own devices for weeks
- and sometimes months. I was put up at a small
- boarding house kept by a widow, who had two children. She
- was over-worked, sickly, and cranky. She had half a
- dozen boarders. Before he left, father gave me the
- money I had saved up, and told me to look about for
- a job.</p>
-
- <p>There was nobody at the hotel that interested me.
- The widow was always whining and I kept away from
- her. Her children were too small for company, and
- I saw nothing of the other boarders except at
- mealtimes when they ate much and talked little.</p>
-
- <p>The widow gave me a trunkful of books she had
- taken for a board bill. Among them I found a
- battered old volume of Dumas’ “The Count of Monte
- Cristo,” on which I put in many nights. This sharpened
- my appetite for reading, and I went around secondhand
- bookstores, and got hold of the D’Artagnan tales and
- devoured them. Then “Les Misérables,” and on to
- the master, Dickens. The books so fired me with the
- desire for travel, adventure, romance, that I was
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">[26]</span>miserable most of the time. As my money dwindled I
- resolved to find a job. I’d ask the landlady for advice.</p>
-
- <p>I found her out in front, scrubbing the steps, red
- in the face and vicious looking. I told her I was
- thinking of going to work.</p>
-
- <p>“Well, it’s about time you thought of that,” she
- snapped, “layin’ around here readin’ and eatin’ up your
- father’s money. You can get a job just like I did when
- my husband run off and left me with two brats on my
- hands. I just started out and asked for it at every
- place I come to till I got it, that’s all. And you can
- do it, too, if you got the gizzard.”</p>
-
- <p>I left her and started my search. If there was a
- job in the city I determined to get it. I went through
- block after block, store after store, hour after hour.
- I got mostly “Noes” but some answered pleasantly,
- taking my name and address. I kept going until one
- morning I stopped in front of a cigar store—a
- dead-looking place, no customers. A man was reading a
- paper spread out on the counter. I went in and put my
- question to him. When he stood up I saw he was
- very tall and very thin. He looked sick. I had never
- seen an eye like his. It attracted me strangely. I
- could not have described it then, but I can now. It
- was a larcenous eye. He was very nice, asking many
- questions. How old was I? Did I ever work before?
- Where? I handed him Cy’s letter. He read it and
- asked me more questions. I have never answered so
- many questions since, except in a police station. At
- last he quit, and snapping himself together like a man
- coming out of a trance, he rapped his knuckles on the
- counter.</p>
-
- <p>“I’ll tell you what I’ll do with you, kid. You come
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_27">[27]</span>down here at nine o’clock every morning, open this
- joint up, and stay here till one o’clock. Then I come
- on and you go off till six in the evening. At six you
- come on and stay till ten, and call it a day. You can
- go to work right now. The sooner the better. In a
- week you will know the prices of the different things
- as well as I do, and I can leave you by yourself. Your
- wages will be three dollars a week and all the cigars
- you can smoke.”</p>
-
- <p>“But I do not smoke.”</p>
-
- <p>“Well, that’s your bad luck, kid, not mine. What
- do you say? Want to chance the job?”</p>
-
- <p>I got right in behind the counter and he showed
- me the different cigars, cigarettes, and tobaccos, and
- told me their prices. In a week I knew all about the
- “store” and had learned to serve the few customers
- that came in, and to make change properly. I further
- learned that the store was but a “front” or blind for a
- poker game and dice games in the back room, and that
- I was a part of the “front.” My business was to sweep
- the place out in the morning, stand behind the counter
- in case any one wanted a cigar, and to keep an eye out
- for “new coppers on the beat” in the evening. The
- job was interesting. I soon came to know the poker
- players, crap shooters, and dice sharks who brought
- their victims into the back room to “clean” them. I
- often spent my afternoons in the back room watching
- the games and learning the life.</p>
-
- <p>When there was no game, the sharks sat around
- practicing their tricks and bewailing their bad luck.
- Sometimes a poker player would show me how to
- “shuffle up a hand,” or cut the cards at a given place
- or “go out” with a hand. The dice shakers and crap
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">[28]</span>shooters showed me their favorite “shots.” I was an
- apt scholar, absorbing everything like a young sponge.
- “Tex,” my boss (if he had any other name I never
- heard it), admonished me never to gamble. “Lay
- away from it, kid; it’s a tough racket. Look at me
- and my gatherings of forty years. I ain’t got a white
- quarter to my name; if it was rainin’ soup I couldn’t
- buy myself a tin spoon, and I’ve got a string of debts
- longer than a widow’s clothesline.”</p>
-
- <p>Next door to the cigar store there was a small milk
- depot kept by a man and his wife. I used to go in
- every day for a glass of milk, and got acquainted with
- them. He delivered milk around his routes and the
- wife minded the shop. He was forever complaining
- about not being able to collect his money from “them
- women.” “Them women” were women who kept
- “parlor houses” in the Tenderloin district a few blocks
- from his milk store. They were good pay, but he
- could not get away from his work at the right hour to
- find them.</p>
-
- <p>One day he told me he would pay me well if I would
- take the bills and go to the places and stay till I got
- the money. Here was a chance to earn more money,
- and I grabbed it. I went in and asked Tex, my boss,
- when would be the best time to call at those places to
- collect the milk bills.</p>
-
- <p>If Tex had not gathered much of worldly goods in
- his forty years, he had at least learned something of
- the habits of “them women.” “I’ll tell you,” he said.
- “If you go in the morning you’ll find them asleep; in
- the afternoon they are out riding or shopping; and
- at night they will be either too busy or too drunk.
- Take my advice and go about five o’clock in the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">[29]</span>evening and you will catch them at dinner, or breakfast, or
- whatever they call it.”</p>
-
- <p>I followed Tex’s advice that evening and collected
- three bills out of five. The milkman was pleased with
- my enterprise and gave me a dollar. Thereafter I
- collected his bills in the Tenderloin. I visited certain
- places weekly and was paid promptly. The women I
- met were nice to me, and I saw nothing of the other
- side of their lives. I worked faithfully at my two
- jobs, saved my money, and began looking in the store
- windows for my gray suit and gray hat. My work
- kept me so busy that I did not read much. Thoughts
- of travel and adventure were in the back of my mind,
- but that could wait. I was young; I must have money
- first. My two old, rusty pistols, almost forgotten now,
- lay neglected in the bottom of my little valise.</p>
-
- <p>Tex had a “run of luck” and raised me to four
- dollars a week. I collected more bills for the milkman.
- Some of them he called “bad bills.” I kept after them
- persistently and nearly always got the money. The
- more hopeless the bill, the greater my commission was.
- I enjoyed going after them. The Tenderloin women
- were sure pay; and poor families were good, always
- had the money ready. I called on a tough saloon man,
- in a dingy little dive, about ten times to collect a
- two-dollar bill.</p>
-
- <p>One day when I called he was serving several men
- at his bar, and when he saw me he said: “No use
- comin’ in here with that bill, kid. I ain’t goin’ to pay
- it. If your boss comes up here I’ll bust him in the
- nose. His milk is no good and he’s no good.”</p>
-
- <p>“Mister,” I said, “I know he is no good, but I have
- to work and want to keep my job. If you knew just
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">[30]</span>how hard my boss is you would feel sorry for me
- instead of being angry. He is so hard and no good that
- he told me if I did not collect your bill of two dollars
- to-day I need not come to work to-morrow, and that’s
- why I’m here.”</p>
-
- <p>The customers looked at me. I stood my ground.</p>
-
- <p>“Hell,” said the man, “I didn’t think he was that
- bad. Here, take the lousy money.”</p>
-
- <p>I hurried back to the milkman. “Here’s Mr.
- Finucane’s two dollars.”</p>
-
- <p>“How on earth did you ever collect it?”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, he just got tired and paid me, that’s all.”</p>
-
- <p>“Well, I’ll make you a present of them,” said he
- handing me the money. “You certainly earned them.”</p>
-
- <p>The following week I called at Madam Kate
- Singleton’s with my bill. The colored maid who opened the
- door showed me a seat in the hall and told me to wait.
- The madam was dressing. I sat there a few minutes
- and there was a ring at the door. The maid opened
- it and an excited little man brushed in, followed by
- two big men who were not a bit excited. As the door
- was closing I got a glimpse of a policeman in uniform
- on the steps.</p>
-
- <p>One of the two men spoke to the maid who went
- upstairs, and in a minute the madam came down. She
- waved the men into a room off the hall and closed the
- door. I listened, but they talked too low for me to
- hear what they were saying. Presently the madam
- opened the door and called out: “Oh, girls, come
- downstairs every one of you.” Half a dozen girls
- appeared as if by magic. They were all brought into
- the room and the door closed again.</p>
-
- <p>Nobody paid any attention to me. Now I heard
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">[31]</span>loud voices in the room, but so many were talking at
- once that I could make nothing of it. Then one of
- the big men came out, went to the front door, opened
- it, and said to the policeman: “Send Mike around to
- the back; tell him to let nobody out. I’ll phone for
- the wagon. We’ll have to take them all to the station.
- They won’t talk.”</p>
-
- <p>He disappeared into the room. I got up and opened
- the front door.</p>
-
- <p>“Where are you goin’?” said the policeman.</p>
-
- <p>“I’m going out, if you please.”</p>
-
- <p>“Get back in there, if you please,” he snarled, “and
- stay there.”</p>
-
- <p>While the officers were waiting for the wagon one
- of the big men went upstairs and brought down two
- “guests.” They were about half awake and looked
- as if they had been on a drunk. They sat down beside
- me on the settee. One of them fell into a sound sleep
- and the other sat with his elbows on his knees and
- his hands on the sides of his head. Neither of them
- spoke. In a few minutes the wagon arrived. The
- girls were all ordered to go out and get in it, which
- they did. Then the two men and I were ordered to do
- the same. The madam and one of the big men got
- into a hack that appeared to be waiting and drove
- away.</p>
-
- <p>The excited little man who had caused all the
- trouble got into the wagon with the other big man and
- sat beside him.</p>
-
- <p>When I was being put in the wagon I protested and
- tried to explain, but the detectives roughly ordered me
- to shut up. The “harness cop” who had been at the
- front door went back to his beat. I did not see
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">[32]</span>anything of Mike, who had been ordered to stay at the
- back door.</p>
-
- <p>The girls laughed and joked on the way to the
- station and shouted “rubberneck” at everybody that
- looked in at the back of the open wagon. The police
- station was on one corner of Market Square, one of
- the busiest corners in the city. Hundreds of people
- were there daily, selling their produce. Their time was
- about evenly divided between serving their customers
- and watching the patrol wagon spewing its loads of
- humanity into the city prison. It seemed to me they
- were all there as we were unloaded and hurried
- through a solid lane of them into the police station.
- Madam Singleton was there before us, and with her
- was a tall, sharp-looking man, gray and about fifty.
- I never found out who he was, but he looked like a
- lawyer.</p>
-
- <p>The madam, the tall man, and the two big men,
- who were plain-clothes detectives, went to one side,
- talking earnestly for a minute or two. The rest of us
- just stood there and waited. One of the detectives
- went into an office off the big room we were in, and
- came out at once with a man in uniform he called
- “captain.” The captain was a big, red-faced,
- gray-haired, good-natured Irishman. “Well, what’s this all
- about?” he said, smiling. The detective stepped over
- to the small, nervous man and said to the captain:</p>
-
- <p>“Captain, this man complains that one of the girls
- in Kate Singleton’s place took one hundred dollars,
- two fifty-dollar bills, from him some time last night or
- this morning. We went down to her place and saw
- the girl. She denies that she took it.</p>
-
- <p>“We searched her room and couldn’t find it. The
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_33">[33]</span>balance of them don’t know anything, so they say. He
- wants them all searched. We couldn’t do it there, so
- we pinched everybody in the house and here they are,
- ten of ’em, seven women and three men.”</p>
-
- <p>The captain took the little man in hand. “Who
- are you?” The little man hesitated.</p>
-
- <p>“Come on, out with it. If you want any help here
- you’ve got to come clean.”</p>
-
- <p>The little man gave him a name. I could not hear
- it.</p>
-
- <p>“Where are you from?”</p>
-
- <p>“Emporia, Kansas, is my town.”</p>
-
- <p>“What do you do for a living?”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m a hog raiser.”</p>
-
- <p>“When did you come to the city?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yesterday morning.”</p>
-
- <p>“What did you come here for?”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, just to look around.”</p>
-
- <p>The captain smiled. “How much money did you
- have when you got off the train here yesterday
- morning?”</p>
-
- <p>“I had two hundred dollars in paper money and
- some small change.”</p>
-
- <p>“How much have you spent since you arrived here?”</p>
-
- <p>“I spent twenty-five dollars for a suit of clothes
- and fifteen dollars for an overcoat. I paid a dollar
- for a room and I spent about five dollars around
- town.”</p>
-
- <p>“Is that all? Are you sure, now? Think again.”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, that’s all,” said the hog man.</p>
-
- <p>“You’re a liar,” Madam Singleton said in a cold,
- level voice. “You gave Julia ten dollars.”</p>
-
- <p>“Now, now, Kate,” said the captain, “don’t get
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">[34]</span>excited. I’ll take care of this thing all right.” Then
- to the hog man:</p>
-
- <p>“Guess you forgot about that ten dollars, hey?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, I forgot that,” he said meekly.</p>
-
- <p>“All right; now, how much have you in your
- pockets?”</p>
-
- <p>He took out some bills and counted them.
- “Forty-five dollars is all I have.”</p>
-
- <p>The captain counted them and returned them.
- “That’s correct. Now, which girl took your money?”</p>
-
- <p>The man pointed out the youngest girl of the bunch.
- She was about twenty or twenty-two, a plump girl with
- a boyish face and lots of black hair. She was pleasant
- looking, but not pretty, and she did not look as worn
- and tired as the others.</p>
-
- <p>She looked straight at him but never opened her
- mouth. The lawyer-looking man said to her: “Julia,
- did you take that man’s money?”</p>
-
- <p>“No,” she answered.</p>
-
- <p>“Take all these women in and have the matron
- search them. Madam Singleton, you have no
- objection to being searched, have you?” smiled the captain.</p>
-
- <p>“None at all, captain, only make it short and sweet.
- I am losing time and money here.”</p>
-
- <p>They all trooped off to a room down the hall.</p>
-
- <p>An officer came out from behind the desk and
- searched me and the two drunks. We had no
- fifty-dollar bills, so he told us to sit on a bench in front of
- his desk. The lawyer, or bondsman, or fixer, or
- whatever he was, paced up and down the room nervously.
- The captain had gone back to his office.</p>
-
- <p>In a few minutes a big, mannish-looking woman with
- red hands and a tough walk came along.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_35">[35]</span>“Well, what did you find?” said the lawyer.</p>
-
- <p>“Nothing. They didn’t have a hundred dollars
- among them.”</p>
-
- <p>The lawyer then hunted up the detective and the
- hog man. The detective got the captain. The matron
- made her report and the officer who searched me and
- the other two did the same.</p>
-
- <p>The captain turned to the hog man.</p>
-
- <p>“All these people have been searched and your
- money has not been found. What do you want to do
- now?”</p>
-
- <p>“I want that girl locked up. I know she got my
- money. I know I had two fifty-dollar bills rolled up
- with my other bills when I went into that house, and
- when I got to my room I looked at my money and
- they were gone.”</p>
-
- <p>“How long was it before you got to your room
- after you left Madam Singleton’s?” asked the
- lawyer.</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, I walked around for an hour or two.”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, you did, eh? Why, you probably had your
- pocket picked on the street.”</p>
-
- <p>The big captain roared out a laugh and said to the
- lawyer:</p>
-
- <p>“It must have been an Emporia, Kansas, pickpocket.
- No Missouri dip would take his roll, extract two
- fifty-dollar bills, and put the rest back in his pocket.”</p>
-
- <p>The lawyer appeared to get angry. “You’ve
- searched everybody but me.”</p>
-
- <p>He turned to the hog man fiercely. “Do you want
- me searched?”</p>
-
- <p>“No, I don’t.”</p>
-
- <p>“Well, I want you searched. You are just the kind
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">[36]</span>of a yap that gets up in the middle of the night and
- hides his money so carefully that he has to have a
- policeman find it for him in the morning. Go ahead
- and search him,” he said to the detective.</p>
-
- <p>“All right, go ahead,” said the hog man.</p>
-
- <p>The detective went through his trousers carefully,
- placing everything on a counter, then through his vest,
- then into his inner coat pocket. No money. Then, as
- an afterthought, just to make a good job of it, he felt
- in the coat pockets. In the first one was a bag of
- tobacco, and as he pulled a handkerchief from the last
- coat pocket two bills fluttered to the floor.</p>
-
- <p>The lawyer stooped, picked up the two bills, looked
- at them, and handed them to the captain. The hog
- man’s eyes bulged till they looked ready to fall out
- of his head. He was making a dry noise down in his
- throat that sounded like the quack of a duck. The
- captain handed him the bills.</p>
-
- <p>“Is this your money?” he scowled.</p>
-
- <p>After inspecting the bills and recovering his voice,
- the hog man said: “Yes, I think it is.”</p>
-
- <p>The lawyer plucked him by the lapel with one hand,
- and shook the other in his face. “You dirty little
- swine, get your property off that counter. Get out of
- here and back to your hog pastures before I have you
- locked up.”</p>
-
- <p>The dazed and thoroughly crushed victim hastily
- gathered up his things and went out with them in his
- hands.</p>
-
- <p>I was pop-eyed with amazement at this swift,
- smashing reversal of the situation. The two drunks beside
- me were but mildly interested. Nobody, from the
- captain down to Julia, the accused, seemed surprised.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_37">[37]</span>I could not understand why the whole crowd did not
- fall on the hog man and tear him to pieces. The
- captain disappeared into his office. The detective walked
- out to the sidewalk. The lawyer turned to Kate and
- the girls, bowing:</p>
-
- <p>“Madam, and ladies, shall we depart?”</p>
-
- <p>“It’s about time,” said the madam in a positive
- voice. “I’m hungry enough to eat a raw dog.”</p>
-
- <p>They all moved out into the street. I was left on the
- bench with the two drunks. The detective strolled
- back in. The desk man pointed to us.</p>
-
- <p>“What will I do with this outfit, Hayes?”</p>
-
- <p>Hayes appeared to be disgusted. “Oh, charge them
- with drunk.”</p>
-
- <p>“The kid’s not drunk.”</p>
-
- <p>“Vag him then.”</p>
-
- <p>“What were you doing in that joint, anyway?” to
- me.</p>
-
- <p>“I went in there to collect a milk bill, sir, and was
- waiting for the money when all this happened.”</p>
-
- <p>“Where is the bill?”</p>
-
- <p>I produced it.</p>
-
- <p>“Do you work for this man?” he asked, after
- inspecting it.</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
-
- <p>“Why in hell didn’t you say so at the start?”</p>
-
- <p>“I tried to, sir, but everybody told me to shut up.
- The policeman would not let me go out.”</p>
-
- <p>He turned to the drunks and asked them if they
- had ten dollars to put up for bail to appear in the
- morning. They had, and the desk man took them
- into another room. I saw them no more. When he
- came back, Hayes said:</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_38">[38]</span>“Take the kid upstairs: lock him up with George.
- I’ll find out about him.”</p>
-
- <p>The women were gone, the drunks were out, and I
- was the only one detained. It looked all wrong to me.
- The sergeant took me down to the end of the hall
- and opened an iron door. It was as if he had opened
- the door to hell. My blood stopped circulating. We
- stepped inside and he locked the door behind us.
- Never since, except perhaps in the half dreams of
- opium, have I been so frozen with horror. We were
- standing on a balcony overlooking the half basement
- that served as the city prison. In front of us was a
- latticework iron door that opened on an iron stairway
- leading down into the cell house. The cells were built
- around the four sides of a cement-floored square, and
- opened into it. It was supper time and pandemonium
- was on.</p>
-
- <p>The sergeant rapped on the iron door with his
- heavy keys, trying to attract the attention of some one
- below. Failing to make himself heard, he told me to
- stay there till he could get a “trusty” to take me
- upstairs. He went out the way we came in, and left
- me locked in between the two doors on the balcony.
- The cells below had all been thrown open and there
- were about fifty prisoners in the open space. They
- seemed to be about equally divided between negroes
- and whites, of all ages. The air choked me; it was
- putrid, heavy, and thick with the stench of foul food,
- foul clothes, foul bodies, and foul sewers. In the
- farthest corner of the square a gigantic black was
- standing guard over a huge smoking caldron.</p>
-
- <p>He was shirtless and barefoot. A leather belt
- supported his overalls, his only clothing. Sweat glinted
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_39">[39]</span>on his broad back and chest. He was armed with a
- long-handled ladle which he dished out the “stew”
- with, or beat back the stronger and more venturesome
- prisoners who crowded too closely around the caldron.</p>
-
- <p>I saw no jailers or guards. There was no pretense
- at order. The younger and stronger men shoved and
- elbowed their way to the big stew pot, snarling and
- snapping at each other like a pack of starved dogs.
- Old men and young boys stood around waiting meekly
- for the strong to be fed first.</p>
-
- <p>The big negro wielded his ladle, filling the tin pans
- nearest him. Bread was being served from a large
- box in another spot, but there appeared to be plenty
- of it and there was no scramble there. Several
- new-looking prisoners walked about, making no effort to get
- food. They were “fresh fish,” new arrivals, who had
- not yet acquired the “chuck horrors,” that awful
- animal craving for food that comes after missing half
- a dozen meals.</p>
-
- <p>At last the weaker ones were served. The cursing,
- shouting, and fighting were stilled. The big negro
- wheeled his stew pot away and the empty bread box
- disappeared. Some of the prisoners went into their
- cells to eat; some sat down outside on the floor, while
- others ate standing. Some had spoons, others ate
- with their fingers, sopping at the bottom of the pan
- with a piece of bread.</p>
-
- <p>The meal was quickly over. The tin pans,
- unwashed, were thrown into the cells. The young
- negroes began singing and buck dancing. White men
- who had been tearing at each other ten minutes before
- around the big pot were now laughing and talking in
- a friendly fashion, and everybody lit up a smoke. The
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_40">[40]</span>air was so filled with tobacco smoke and steam
- from the stew that I could barely distinguish forms
- below.</p>
-
- <p>It was growing dark and gas jets were lighted but
- gave no light. I heard a rattling of keys; somewhere
- some one shouted “Inside.” The shadowy forms
- shuffled into their cells, and there came the tremendous
- din of iron doors being slammed shut. The prison was
- locked up for the night.</p>
-
- <p>I do not know how long I had been standing there.
- Not more than fifteen minutes, but it seemed a
- lifetime. A trusty prisoner appeared at my side.</p>
-
- <p>“Come on, you.”</p>
-
- <p>I followed him up a short stairway where he opened
- a door and we went into a short hall with cells on
- either side. It was directly above the city prison.
- As we passed down the hall I heard women’s voices;
- one of them shouted, “Fresh fish, girls.”</p>
-
- <p>Faces appeared at the barred doors. A colored girl,
- as we passed her cell, said: “Hello, boy, what you-all
- been doin’?”</p>
-
- <p>At the end of the hall the trusty stopped at a large
- room with a barred door. I could look inside. The
- room was well lighted. Newspapers were lying about.
- I saw two clean-looking cots, a table on which were
- books and a box of cigars, and a couple of chairs.</p>
-
- <p>A man was pacing up and down the room, smoking.
- He wore a comfortable-looking pair of slippers and
- was in his shirt sleeves. He paid no attention to us till
- the trusty said: “George, the skipper sent up some
- company for you.”</p>
-
- <p>He turned sharply and came to the door. He was
- a fine-looking man about forty years of age, well
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_41">[41]</span>groomed, fresh shaven. He was tall. His hair was
- gray. His face was pleasant to look at. He might
- have been a doctor or lawyer. I found myself
- wondering what he could have done to get locked in a jail.
- He looked at me carefully for a minute. When he
- spoke his voice was surprisingly pleasant. There was
- a suggestion of the South in his drawl.</p>
-
- <p>“I don’t want to hurt your feelings, kid, but if you
- are lousy don’t come in here, that’s all.”</p>
-
- <p>The trusty assured George that I was not lousy,
- that there was no charge against me and I would
- be out in an hour or two.</p>
-
- <p>I was locked in.</p>
-
- <p>I had no jail manners then, so I just stood at the
- door with my hat on, intending to wait there till some
- one came to let me go. All prisoners do that the first
- time. Presently my companion told me to take my hat
- off and sit down, and try to be comfortable.</p>
-
- <p>“You may get out in an hour and you may not. You
- never can tell. You are beginning young. How old
- are you?”</p>
-
- <p>“Sixteen.”</p>
-
- <p>“What are you pinched for?”</p>
-
- <p>I told him all about it.</p>
-
- <p>“That’s everyday business here,” he said. “Usually
- the sucker is a married man and can’t squawk. But
- when he does squawk, like this one, the only thing to
- do is to blow back his money. Either the lawyer or
- one of the girls eased it into his coat pocket. That’s
- better than returning it to him and admitting that they
- tried to rob him.</p>
-
- <p>“The whole thing was a stand-in from the captain
- down. Everybody’s satisfied. The sucker has his
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_42">[42]</span>money, the girls are all out, Kate will charge Julia
- fifty dollars for the lawyer’s fee, and that ends it.</p>
-
- <p>“You appear to be the only real sucker in the bunch.
- By God! Those coppers are fierce. They’ll leave you
- here till you rot. I’ve always said a copper is a copper
- till you cut his head off.”</p>
-
- <p>He got a tin cup and scraped it across the bars of
- the door. The trusty bounced in. “Go down and get
- the desk sergeant.”</p>
-
- <p>I never saw a prisoner get quicker action. The
- sergeant came at once.</p>
-
- <p>“It’s a rotten shame to keep this kid locked up, Sam.
- Did you hear his story? Go down and get Hayes and
- tell him to let him go home. Send a messenger to his
- boss. I’ve got plenty of money down there; charge
- it to me.”</p>
-
- <p>The sergeant went out, promising to “look into it
- right away.” Our cell—it was more like a room—was
- in a small corridor set apart for the women prisoners’
- quarters. Down the hall I could hear them calling to
- each other and chatting back and forth from their cells.
- Somewhere a colored woman was singing a mournful
- dirge about “That Bad Stackalee.” The verses were
- endless. The point of the song seemed to be that the
- negro bully, Stackalee, had been killed with “a big
- forty-four gun over a damned old Stetson hat.” In the
- most harrowing tones at the end of every verse the
- singer moaned the sad refrain, “That ba-a-d
- Stackalee.”</p>
-
- <p>Later I came to know that this song is a favorite
- among negroes when in great trouble, such as being
- locked in jail, being double-crossed by a friend, or
- parting with their money in a dice game. At such times
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_43">[43]</span>thirty or forty verses of “Stackalee” invariably restores
- the laughing good humor and child-like confidence of
- the wronged one.</p>
-
- <p>We heard a rattling of keys and a door opening.
- George put the side of his face against the cell door,
- so he could see down the hall.</p>
-
- <p>“Get your hat, kid; here they are.”</p>
-
- <p>The detective came up with my two bosses—the
- milkman and Tex, the gambler. The trusty opened
- the door.</p>
-
- <p>“Out you go,” said the detective, “and the next time
- you get jammed up say something before you get
- thrown in. Holler before you’re hurt; that’s my
- motto.”</p>
-
- <p>I said good-by to my benefactor, George, and
- thanked him awkwardly. When I met him years
- after and had a chance to return his kindness, I learned
- he was a most distinguished criminal; a man who had
- stolen fortunes and spent them, who had killed a
- crooked pal, and served many prison sentences.</p>
-
- <p>“Forget it, kid, and don’t let them scare you out of
- your job. You go right back next week and collect
- your bills.”</p>
-
- <p>Tex and the milkman escorted me to the cigar store.
- The evening games had not started when we went into
- the back room, so I told my story again. The milkman
- sympathized and promised to raise my commission on
- the bills. Tex was relieved to learn that I had not
- mentioned his “store” to the police.</p>
-
- <p>Collection day came around again, and I made my
- rounds without incident till I got to Madam
- Singleton’s, the last place. A colored maid, the only person
- that escaped arrest the week before, opened the door.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_44">[44]</span>When she saw me she screamed at the top of her
- voice:</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, Miss Kate, here’s the pore milk boy.”</p>
-
- <p>“Bring him right up here, Jo, this minute.”</p>
-
- <p>The maid led me upstairs, then down a hall and to
- the madam’s room. She was in the midst of dressing
- for the evening, but when I appeared in the door she
- stopped, kicked a bunch of clothes to one side, came
- over and, putting her arm around me, led me into the
- room.</p>
-
- <p>“Well, you poor boy,” she patted my back. “We
- are ashamed to face you after going off and forgetting
- you in jail. Julia thought of you about nine o’clock
- that night, and I sent down word right away about you.
- They said you were out and gone home. We never
- expected to see you again. You must have dinner with
- us. It’s ready now, and Julia wants to apologize to
- you. Not that it was her fault,” she added quickly.
- “It was just something that couldn’t be helped. Those
- men from the country are always—ah—misplacing
- their money. We are continually having trouble with
- them.”</p>
-
- <p>She was so charming and friendly and natural, so
- different from the crabby widow at my boarding house,
- the only woman I had any contact with, that I found
- myself wondering if George had not been too severe
- in judging them.</p>
-
- <p>She went on with her dressing, and I looked about
- the room curiously. I had a dim recollection of my
- mother’s room—a plain bed, a bureau, a big
- rocking-chair, and a rag carpet. I had looked into the widow’s
- room at the boarding house, too. That was plainer
- than my mother’s. It had a cheap, single bed; a
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_45">[45]</span>packing case covered with a sheet, and a cracked mirror
- propped against the wall served as a bureau. There
- was a hard-looking chair at the head of the bed. There
- was no carpet on the widow’s floor.</p>
-
- <p>Madam Singleton’s room had carpets an inch thick,
- and the biggest, softest bed and the fattest pillows
- you could imagine. Her bureau was half as large as
- the bed, but seemed too small for the things piled on
- it—boxes, bottles, brushes, combs, pieces of jewelry,
- and a hundred other articles I had never seen and
- could not guess the use of. Mirrors were everywhere;
- from where I sat I could see my face, my profile, or my
- back. A huge trunk, as big as a bungalow it looked,
- was in a corner. Its top was thrown back and the tray
- was on the floor. It was piled high with letters and
- cards and photos of men. The trunk was overflowing
- with stockings, garters, ribbons, feathers, and soft,
- silky-looking garments. My eyes strayed into the
- open door of a closet. It was full of coats and cloaks,
- long and short, some of fur of different colors, and
- others of expensive cloth. Wide rimmed and
- feathered hats hung everywhere, and the carpet was half
- covered with shoes, slippers, sandals, gloves, and silk
- dresses. Over everything hung the odor of perfume.
- Years after I heard Madam Singleton described as a
- very beautiful woman. When she turned from her
- mirror, I thought she looked as a queen ought to
- look.</p>
-
- <p>Tall, straight, dark-haired with big, brave black
- eyes; warm, full of color, glowing; a dominating
- woman.</p>
-
- <p>I heard a small bell tinkling downstairs.</p>
-
- <p>“That means dinner, young man. Come with me.”</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_46">[46]</span>
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER V</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p>“<span class="smcap">Give</span> me a name, any name you like,” said the
- madam as we went downstairs. “I want you to meet
- my girls. They’ll all be glad to see you again.”</p>
-
- <p>I had but one name then, so I gave her that, and
- was introduced to the girls who were waiting in the
- dining room, the same six girls that had been arrested.
- If they noticed my embarrassment they did not show it.
- Two or three of them nodded, looked at me half
- curiously, half amused; the others, excepting Julia,
- did not even glance at me. She came over to
- where I stood, put her arms about my neck, and
- kissed me.</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, you poor kid, I never felt so sorry for
- anything in my life.”</p>
-
- <p>I was seated between the madam and Julia. The
- dinner was a marvel—fried chicken, hot biscuits, green
- vegetables. Beer was served, but I did not like it and
- the maid got me milk. The madam and Julia were
- the only ones that ate heartily. The others picked
- at their food, yawned, and looked at each other with
- low-lidded, feline calculating glances, seldom speaking.
- They looked and acted tired, worn, old, frustrated,
- disappointed. A big dark woman opposite me got a
- bottle from the sideboard and poured herself a drink
- of something.</p>
-
- <p>“Now, my dear, be careful,” said the madam.</p>
-
- <p>“Why didn’t you say that a year ago, Miss Kate?”</p>
-
- <p>She took a piece of chicken in her fingers and went
- into a room across the hall where she played “Annie
- Rooney” on the piano and sang with her mouth full
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_47">[47]</span>of food. Two others got up and went out. A blond
- girl pushed her chair back, lighted a cigarette,
- and began doing her fingernails. The maid came and
- whispered to another, who jumped up quickly and
- disappeared.</p>
-
- <p>Julia had finished the chicken and was crunching
- the bones between her strong white teeth. The last
- of the tired-looking girls stood up, put her foot on a
- chair, and ran her arm, elbow deep, into her stocking.
- She came up with a small roll of bills which she threw
- across the table to the madam, sullenly. “Thank the
- Lord that’s over,” she said, and went out.</p>
-
- <p>The madam counted the money carefully, bent
- over, and put both her arms under the table; when she
- straightened up the money had disappeared.</p>
-
- <p>Julia chattered away and ate everything in sight.
- She wanted to know if I had ever lived in the country,
- if I could ride a horse, if I had ever caught a fish, if
- I could “shoot off a revolver.”</p>
-
- <p>The dinner was over and I was thinking about my
- milk bill. After this wonderful hour I hesitated about
- presenting it to the madam. She may have seen what
- was in my mind, for she said, “Julia, you have talked
- so much to this boy that he has forgotten what he
- came here for.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m not done talking yet, Miss Kate. You know
- Sunday is my day out, and I’ve made up my mind to
- have a horseback ride in the country. I’ve been
- wanting to do that ever since I came here and here is my
- chance. The kid here can ride, and I’ll take him with
- me. If you’ll go,” turning to me.</p>
-
- <p>I hesitated.</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, come on. I’ll pay for the horses and
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_48">[48]</span>everything, and see that you get back before dark,” she
- laughed.</p>
-
- <p>“All right, I’ll go,” I said.</p>
-
- <p>Julia looked at the madam. “Oh, I have no
- objection, Julia. You’ll be out of mischief for one day and
- you’re just a couple of kids, anyway.”</p>
-
- <p>She took my bill, gave me the money and went out.</p>
-
- <p>Julia was hopping around like a sparrow. “Let’s
- see,” she said. “You be here Sunday morning at, oh,
- ten o’clock. No, not here, that’s no good. Be at
- the drug store down on the corner at ten. I’ll meet
- you there.”</p>
-
- <p>I promised to be there and departed. On my way
- home I passed the police station and pictured in my
- mind the inferno inside—the big negro swinging his
- ladle above the snarling, cursing horde of half-starved
- prisoners in the stinking bowels of the city prison.</p>
-
- <p>At Madam Singleton’s my boyish mind had not
- grasped the greater tragedy. Fresh air, light, meat,
- drink, and music—that was all I saw there then.
- But the tired women were prisoners more
- hopeless than the savage men fighting for food in the jail.
- The bodily comforts they had at Madam Singleton’s
- but served to tighten their shackles. Life-timers of
- society, they were slowly sinking without a straw to
- grasp at.</p>
-
- <p>The time flew till Sunday. I looked over my clothes
- and wished I had my gray suit and gray hat. I had
- saved my money but had not enough yet to buy them.</p>
-
- <p>I was apprehensive about meeting Julia. I could
- picture her coming into the drug store for me in a
- dashing big hat, rustling silk dress, expensive shoes,
- all powdered, perfumed, and painted as she was in
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_49">[49]</span>Madam Singleton’s. And me with my pants too short,
- my coat sleeves way up my wrists, and my shirt open
- at the collar. I wanted to go, but at times my heart
- failed me, and when I went to bed the Saturday night
- before I was still undecided, hesitating.</p>
-
- <p>Sunday morning I got up early, determined to face
- the thing. I also settled another matter that had
- disturbed my mind of late. I got a shave. I walked
- around till I found an idle barber in his empty shop.
- He fixed me up with as much ceremony as if I had
- been an old customer.</p>
-
- <p>At ten I was at the drug store, and Julia was inside,
- waiting. I had to look twice to be sure of her. She
- wore a faded blue tailored suit, a wide-rimmed straw
- sailor hat with a ribbon, and a pair of worn but
- substantial shoes. No powder or paint, nothing to
- remind me of Madam Singleton’s.</p>
-
- <p>“Don’t pay any attention to my clothes.” She saw
- me looking at them. “These are the ones I had on
- when I went there. I have lots of others, but Miss
- Kate won’t let me wear them when I go out unless I
- am with her. I owe her so much money she is afraid
- I’ll run away. All the girls owe her. They are always
- in debt to her; that’s the way she keeps them there.”</p>
-
- <p>We hunted up a livery stable near by. A big,
- good-natured fat man was in charge, and we told him we
- wanted some gentle saddle horses. He looked at
- Julia. She had a cocky air, and acted more like a
- boy than a girl.</p>
-
- <p>“Do you want to ride straddle-legged, gal? If you
- do, I’ve got some of them bloomer things.”</p>
-
- <p>Julia did not blush or stammer. “No, I don’t want
- to ride straddle. What do you think I am anyway?”
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_50">[50]</span>She was angry. “You get me a riding habit and a
- side saddle and mind your own business.”</p>
-
- <p>He went after the horses.</p>
-
- <p>“We’ll go down to the river, get the ferry, and go
- over into the woods. I hope we find some place to
- eat over there. I am hungry already,” she said.</p>
-
- <p>I had been too occupied to think of breakfast and
- was hungry, too, and suggested that we go across the
- street and get a bite. When we came back the horses
- were ready. The fat man boosted Julia up into her
- saddle, and we dashed off like Indians. Our way to
- the river led past Miss Kate’s. When we were in
- front of it Julia pulled up her horse, and we stopped.</p>
-
- <p>“They are all dead to the world in there except
- Jo, the colored girl. They won’t get up till four this
- afternoon. God, what a place! How I hate to go
- back there!”</p>
-
- <p>The treacherous April showers came on us when
- we got into the country and drove us into a deserted
- cabin on an abandoned weed-grown farm. I built a
- fire in the old fireplace. We found a couple of
- homemade three-legged stools in a corner and in a box nailed
- to the wall there was the greasiest pack of cards I
- ever saw. We got a board that we put on the stools,
- making a table, and played casino. The roof leaked
- in a hundred places, the cabin was full of smoke, the
- rain beat in from all sides, and Julia won every game.
- She chattered away through it all, and hoped there
- would be “a regular cyclone.” Discouraged, I threw
- the cards in the fire. We were half wet and
- watery-eyed from the smoke, the horses pawed restlessly in
- the leaky shed behind the cabin. Julia laughed at me
- and accused me of being a bad loser. I couldn’t think
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_51">[51]</span>of anything else, so I said: “Oh, I’m half starved,
- and there’s nothing to eat within miles of here.”</p>
-
- <p>She was just a healthy young animal, always hungry
- like myself, and the thought of food, especially when
- it was so far away, started her to raving. Nothing
- would do but we must head for home. The
- afternoon was half gone, the rain let up, and the sun shone
- again. I stamped and beat out the fire.</p>
-
- <p>Julia climbed upon a tree stump in front of the
- cabin, where she got into her riding habit. I brought
- her horse around and she leaped to the saddle like
- an acrobat. The horses, homeward bound, needed no
- urging. We let them go as fast as they liked, and in
- the evening pulled up safely in front of the livery
- stable, where Julia insisted on paying the bill. The
- fat man reached for the money I proffered, but she
- snatched it out of my hand and made him take hers.</p>
-
- <p>“This is on me,” she said, returning my money,
- “and so is the dinner. Come on, let’s find a good place
- to eat.”</p>
-
- <p>The fat man looked at me slyly, started to say
- something, but changed his mind. He was afraid of
- Julia.</p>
-
- <p>Any place is a good place to eat when one is young
- and hungry, and not burdened with money. We wasted
- no time looking, but went into the first restaurant we
- came to. Neither did we haggle over the menu card.
- Julia found chicken, and there we stopped. She never
- seemed to get enough of it. The dinner was a long
- time coming; she popped her head out of the box every
- minute looking for the busy waiter.</p>
-
- <p>“I wonder what’s happened to him. He has either
- dropped dead or the police came and arrested him,”
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_52">[52]</span>she was saying when he appeared. We fell on the
- dinner and devoured it like a couple of hired men.
- She had the waiter bring a cigar. I managed it fairly
- well.</p>
-
- <p>Her chatter ceased. She sat quietly, elbows on the
- table, her face covered with her hands, strong-looking,
- large, capable hands, but white and shapely. I
- smoked and wondered about her. What a partner
- she would make for me if she were not a girl! She
- pushed her chair back, rested her hands in her lap,
- and looked up at her bedraggled straw hat on a hook.
- I thought she was ready to go, and got up to get it.</p>
-
- <p>“Don’t touch it, I despise it,” she burst out. “I hate
- these shoes.” She put her foot up. “And this dress
- and every stitch of clothes on my back. Do you know
- why? Because every one of them means a different
- man. Do you want me to tell you about it; what a
- tough time I’ve had? But you wouldn’t understand
- it. You’re only a kid, like I was a couple of years
- ago.”</p>
-
- <p>“Tell me, anyway, Julia.”</p>
-
- <p>Her story, new to me then, was as old as man’s
- duplicity and woman’s inherent desire to be loved
- and protected. Betrayed and deserted, fearing to face
- her family, she stole enough of her father’s money
- to take her to the city and into a hospital where her
- baby was born. “And,” she continued, “I was glad
- when it died, it was a girl. When I was well enough
- to leave the hospital they couldn’t find my clothes.
- Cheap as they were, somebody had taken them. A
- man can go out into the street without a hat and coat,
- kid, but just let a woman try it, even if she has the
- nerve, and watch what happens to her. I had no
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_53">[53]</span>money. The doctor gave me this dress; that is, he
- sold it to me and I paid for it the first time he got
- drunk. One of the internes traded me these shoes.
- He was just a dirty little beast and didn’t wait to get
- drunk. Then the hospital cook got me that hat and
- some cheap stockings and underclothes. He happened
- to be a white man,” she said bitterly. “I suppose I
- would have taken them just the same if he had been
- a negro or a Chinaman. After the drunken doctor
- I thought of nothing but suicide, anyway. But I had
- to have enough clothes to get through the street and
- down to the bridge where I could jump into the
- river.</p>
-
- <p>“The cook told me he would get me a job in a
- restaurant downtown and that stopped me from going
- to the river. He gave me money for a couple of
- night’s lodging, and something to eat, and told me
- where to go for a room. He came that night to my
- room. When he left in the morning his last words
- were: ‘I’ll go right out now and get you the job.’</p>
-
- <p>“I waited all day but he never came back. He was
- a liar; I never saw him again. When the third night
- came my money was gone. I was starving, and the
- rent was due. I wanted to go down to the river then,
- but was so hungry I couldn’t bring myself to do it.”</p>
-
- <p>She had talked furiously, with a storm of bitter
- words. Now she stopped and smiled. “Yes, this
- appetite of mine saved my life. I’ll never die hungry
- if I can help it.</p>
-
- <p>“Anyway,” she resumed, “this is the long and the
- short of it. About nine o’clock that night the woman
- of the place came up and wanted the rent. I told her
- I was broke, and asked her to stand me off for a few
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_54">[54]</span>days till I could get a job or give me something to do
- so I could earn the rent.</p>
-
- <p>“What do you think she did, kid—the big,
- man-eater! She took me by the arm, dragged me out into
- the hall and pushed me downstairs. She went back and
- got my hat, that straw hat hanging up there, and threw
- it out on the sidewalk after me.</p>
-
- <p>“A policeman was standing there and saw her do it.
- He came up and asked me what the trouble was about.
- Here is where I may get help, I thought, so I told him
- I had just left the hospital, that my money was all
- spent, and that I had been put out of my room. He
- asked how old I was. I told him I was eighteen—that’s
- two years ago, I’m twenty now. He asked if
- I lived here in the city. I told him I lived in the
- country, but was going to stay in the city and work.
- He wrote something on a card and gave it to me,
- saying: ‘I’ll get a hack driver to take you to a hotel. When
- you get there give that card to the landlady.’</p>
-
- <p>“The driver took me a few blocks to a place where
- he stopped, let me out, and helped me up the steps.
- He rang the bell and went away. I gave the card to
- a colored girl who opened the door. She came back
- in a minute and asked me to come in—and,” she
- finished wearily, “I’ve been in Miss Kate’s ever since,
- kid.</p>
-
- <p>“Miss Kate took me in and dressed me up. She
- charged me double for my clothes. I pay her, she
- pays the milliner. It’s the same with all her girls.
- No girl ever goes into her place unless she is broke
- and ragged and sick and hungry. I’ve been there two
- years, and if I stay there twenty years I will still be in
- debt to her. The longer I stay the more I owe.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_55">[55]</span>Everybody charges us double for what we buy. We have
- to go to a certain drug store where we get robbed.
- On our days off, Miss Kate takes us around to her
- friends in the saloons and restaurants, and they rob
- us. We go out with her because we can wear our best
- clothes and look good and she shows us off to her
- customers.</p>
-
- <p>“Once in a while a girl gets so discouraged that she
- runs out into the street in her wrapper, but she don’t
- get out of the block. Some other landlady’s door is
- open and she goes in hoping to get fairer treatment
- and a chance to save part of the money she earns, but
- it’s the same old thing. What the madam don’t get
- goes to the doctors, druggists, hack drivers, and
- messengers. All we get is enough to eat, enough to wear,
- and plenty to drink if we’re foolish enough to go that
- route. God only knows what becomes of these girls
- when they get too old and ugly. They go down and
- down from one place to another till they finally land
- in the street, old, worn out, dissipated and diseased.
- No man will have them. I guess they go to the river
- or to the hospital.</p>
-
- <p>“Bad as Miss Kate’s is, it is better than having to
- trade yourself for a few shabby rags like I did. Miss
- Kate won’t let drunken men come in and beat us and
- abuse us. The men we meet don’t lie to us or deceive
- us like they do out in the world. They come in and
- look us over just like the butcher used to look at my
- father’s fat hogs in the fall. We know what they
- come for; they know we know. So there’s no lying
- and deception and promising you a job. Of course
- they will steal your money out of the bureau drawers
- or your hair brush or a pair of garters or silk
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_56">[56]</span>stockings, but you soon learn to protect yourself.
- Sometimes, when they get drunk, they give you a few dollars
- for yourself, or lose it on the floor and you put your
- foot on it. Sometimes a girl gets so in debt that she
- steals a few dollars from the men to spend decently
- when she can get out by herself.”</p>
-
- <p>“Julia,” I asked, “did you take the hog man’s
- money?”</p>
-
- <p>“No,” she snapped, bristling. She lied bravely, and
- I knew it, and respected her for it, somehow. It was
- one of those lies you know to be a lie and yet believe.
- The beauty of her lie was that she just let it go with
- that plain, short “No!” She did not go into any long
- explanations or excuses, or blame it on anybody else.
- It was a perfect lie, any way you look at it.</p>
-
- <p>She lied to me and made me like it. My mind was
- much disturbed by this terrible story, so new to me,
- and a hundred plans came into it for helping her, but
- she seemed so independent, confident, and resourceful
- that I hesitated.</p>
-
- <p>She struck the table with her fist. “If I ever put
- my foot out of that place again I’ll stay out. I was
- foolish to go out to-day; it’s so much harder to go
- back now, after all the fun we’ve had. If I had a
- change of clothes I would stay away and try to get
- a job and start over again. I’ve got to get out
- of there while I’m young and strong enough to
- work.”</p>
-
- <p>“Don’t go back, Julia,” I advised. “Take my
- money, get a room and a few clothes. I’ll help you
- find a job. I know how. I have forty dollars saved up.
- You take that and we will earn more. It’s at my room.
- You wait here till I get it.”</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_57">[57]</span>“Sit down,” she said. “Sit down. Why, you poor
- kid, I wouldn’t take your money on a bet. I’d rot
- in Miss Kate’s first. Don’t you know you are the
- only human being I’ve met since I left home that hasn’t
- tried to do me some kind of dirt? I am going to start
- in saving every nickel this week, and if I can find some
- way to get a few clothes out of there I’ll kiss Miss
- Kate’s good-by forever.”</p>
-
- <p>Here was a chance for adventure. “I’ll take your
- clothes out of there, Julia,” I could see myself going
- into Miss Kate’s with my two rusty pistols and
- demanding Julia’s clothes. I could see the madam blustering
- and protesting, the girls all gathered around, myself
- standing there, adamant.</p>
-
- <p>“No excuses, madam, if you please. I want Julia’s
- clothes and Julia.”</p>
-
- <p>Nothing to it, simple!</p>
-
- <p>“How are you going to do it?” Julia asked. “If
- you went in there and tried to take them they would
- throw you out.”</p>
-
- <p>“Well, how can I do it? Any way you say.”</p>
-
- <p>She thought a long time before she answered: “I
- could tie them in a sheet and throw them out the
- window into the alley, kid, to you.”</p>
-
- <p>This wasn’t heroic enough to suit me, but it sounded
- practical. I wanted to help her, so I consented.</p>
-
- <p>“And how are you going to get away if I get your
- clothes?”</p>
-
- <p>She thought again. “This week, kid, you hunt up
- some hack driver you can trust and tell him what you
- want to do. You can have him in the alley with his
- hack. I’ll throw the clothes out. You put them in the
- hack. Then I’ll come downstairs, go out through the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_58">[58]</span>kitchen, and over the back fence into the alley. Nobody
- will pay any attention to me going out in my parlor
- wrapper without a hat.</p>
-
- <p>“Next Saturday when you come with your bill I’ll
- see you in the hall and tell you what night to come
- and what time.” Julia was herself again; all
- animation, chattering like a sparrow. “It can’t fail, kid.
- I can feel myself out of there already. All you have
- to do is get a hack driver, a big, tough one that won’t
- get scared and run away. That’s all settled, and it’s
- time for me to get back to Miss Kate’s. It’s not so
- hard to go now.”</p>
-
- <p>Again she insisted on paying the bill. I said good
- night in front of the restaurant. She shook hands
- with me heartily, boyishly; her hand was hard, firm,
- and her grip something to inspire confidence.
- “Saturday,” she said, darting away.</p>
-
- <p>I went home with my chest out, my shoulders up
- in the air, and my head high. I thought of all my
- heroes. No, I wouldn’t trade places with any of them.
- Here was real work to do. I must find a hack driver,
- “a big, tough one.”</p>
-
- <p>Cocky McAllister was tough enough. A lean,
- hungry pirate with a balky eye, who cruised about
- my neighborhood with his spavined horses and rickety
- hack.</p>
-
- <p>I told him what I wanted.</p>
-
- <p>“Never let it be said that I refused to help any
- young feller get himself a girl and get up in the
- world,” he declared. “Say when. I’ll be on the spot
- an’ it won’t cost you a dime, either.”</p>
-
- <p>Julia was waiting Saturday when I got to Madam
- Kate’s.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_59">[59]</span>“Did you get a driver, kid?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes.”</p>
-
- <p>“Be in the alley to-morrow night at eight.”</p>
-
- <p>I promised to be there. That night I found Cocky
- and readied him up for Sunday evening. He showed
- up on the minute, and we were in the alley by Madam
- Kate’s early. Julia was waiting at the window and out
- came the bundle. I threw it into the hack. A minute
- later Cocky snatched her off the fence, leaving part of
- her wrapper behind. More of it was streaming out of
- the hack door as I slammed it and we drove away.</p>
-
- <p>She wiped the powder and rouge off her face. “No
- more of that stuff,” she said.</p>
-
- <p>On the way back to my neighborhood she spotted
- a “Housekeeping Rooms” sign in the window of a
- dingy-looking house. She stopped the hack and put
- some money in my hand. “Dash up there, kid, and
- hire a room, anything that’s vacant.”</p>
-
- <p>I secured a room quickly enough, came down, and
- got her. Cocky followed with the bundle of clothes.
- I lit the gas, Cocky threw the clothes on the bed.</p>
-
- <p>“This is the dirtiest room I ever saw,” said Julia,
- “but it’s better than Miss Kate’s, and it’s home to
- me. Good night and many thinks. I’ll see you later,
- kid.”</p>
-
- <p>Back at the cigar store I treated Cocky to a good
- smoke. “Kid,” he said, leering at me admiringly,
- “you’ve got a gold mine; that dame’s a money-getter.
- She’s young and healthy and good for years. Listen,
- you put her right out on the street. Make her walk
- the blocks. She’s workin’ for you then, an’ not the
- landladies and landlords. Keep her away from the
- other women. They’ll wise her up an’ you’ll lose her,
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_60">[60]</span>or put her against hop an’ you’ll have a bum on your
- hands. That’s all, now. Are you goin’ to start her
- in to-night? The sooner the better.”</p>
-
- <p>“No, Mac,” I was anxious to get away from him.
- “She’s tired and nervous. I think I’ll let her rest
- to-night.”</p>
-
- <p>The police got Cocky that night. I never saw
- him again. He never learned of my treason in
- allowing Julia to stay off the streets.</p>
-
- <p>She came into the cigar store a few days later,
- beaming, happy. “I’ve got a job, kid, at the Comique
- jerking beer. Not so good, but better than Miss
- Kate’s. It will do till I get a better one. Come down
- and watch me work.”</p>
-
- <p>The Comique was an old-time collar-and-elbow
- variety show long since supplanted by the modern
- vaudeville show house. A dozen girls sold drinks to
- the patrons on commission. A girl could live on her
- commissions, but few of them did. I think Julia
- managed to do it. I went down to see her and found her
- bouncing with energy.</p>
-
- <p>“I’ve made three dollars already to-night, kid, and
- it’s all mine.”</p>
-
- <p>I waited till she was ready to go home, and walked
- with her. She had cleaned up the room till it looked
- halfway decent. “You don’t have to go; the place
- is as much yours as mine,” she said when I was
- leaving. I didn’t think about her being a girl; I went home
- because it was my habit. If she had been a boy I
- would have done the same.</p>
-
- <p>I was busy all the time learning to gamble at Tex’s,
- collecting bills for the milkman, and taking Julia home
- after work. There was no mention of her the next
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_61">[61]</span>time I went to Madam Singleton’s. She was forgotten,
- and they never suspected me.</p>
-
- <p>I was saving my money, hoping some day to get my
- gray suit, hat, and trunk. I told Julia of my ambition
- to have the suit and leather trunk.</p>
-
- <p>“I’ll buy them for you, kid, as soon as I get a few
- things myself.”</p>
-
- <p>“Never mind that, Julia, I’ll pay for them,” I said,
- thinking of Cocky McAllister.</p>
-
- <p>I hung around the Comique every night, waiting for
- Julia. She knew all the “actors” and told me about
- them.</p>
-
- <p>The handsome young man who came out in a green
- suit did a clog dance and sang “’Tis a handful of
- earth” so feelingly worked daytimes in a near-by
- chop-house. The two girls with skirts almost to their
- knees that did the buck and wing dance sold beer in
- the boxes. The comedians that beat and pummeled
- each other about the stage starved around between
- engagements at the local theaters. The strong man,
- my favorite, turned out to be the bartender upstairs;
- he also served as bouncer.</p>
-
- <p>Julia was ambitious to make more money and every
- night practiced dancing in hopes that she could some
- time do a turn at the theater. I served as her audience,
- sat around till the small hours, and often fell asleep
- in a chair or on the bed. One night we hurried home
- ahead of a storm and I was on the bed asleep before
- she had her supper cooked. She woke me up tugging
- at me. “Get up, you poor kid; take your clothes off
- and go to bed if you’re that dead for sleep.” She
- helped me take off my shoes and I was soon asleep
- again. She went to bed without waking me, but as
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_62">[62]</span>I tossed about in the night I knew she was there and
- was glad. Once my body touched hers—it was hot
- and sticky. I pulled the sheet down between us and
- turned away. The next morning as we were walking
- to the restaurant for breakfast a heavy hand fell on
- my shoulder; I turned to face my father.</p>
-
- <p>My father’s hand was heavy on my shoulder as
- he pushed me into a doorway. He looked sad and
- his stern voice shook. “John, do you know what you
- are? You are a pimp.”</p>
-
- <p>Julia never stopped, never looked back, just kept
- going, which was the right thing. She probably thought
- I had been taken by the police. No good in her
- getting arrested, too.</p>
-
- <p>Although for years I kept a sharp eye out, I never
- saw her again; that is, to know her. Of course the
- gray-haired old lady that sat next me in the car this
- morning might have been Julia. But anyway, if she
- is alive and this meets her eye, I want her to know
- I never doubted for a minute that she stayed away
- from the life she left behind at Madam Singleton’s.</p>
-
- <p>Later, when I went to her room, it was vacant.
- The man in charge told me a strange, bearded
- man with a policeman called on her—my father, no
- doubt—after which she packed up and left without a
- word.</p>
-
- <p>I called at the theater and inquired, but they had
- forgotten her.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_63">[63]</span>
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER VI</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">As</span> we walked to our boarding house I told my
- father the whole story of my job in the cigar store,
- my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our
- rescue of Julia. He listened without comment, and
- when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what
- you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you. Go back
- to your job in the morning if you like.”</p>
-
- <p>Those were his last words to me. They were kind,
- and I have always remembered them and their ring
- of fatality. I never saw him again. I learned later
- that he lived out his life orderly and died decently.
- He went away the next day, and when he returned
- I was far away, westbound in search of adventure.</p>
-
- <p>I was tired of Tex and his tribe and their smoky
- back room and cheap cheating. I was sick of the sight
- of the crabby widow at the boarding house. It was
- springtime. Sundown found me miles away on a
- country road, walking westward. Yes, I was going
- in the right direction. There was the sun going down
- away off in front of me. Darkness was coming on,
- but it did not strike me as unusual that I had no
- supper or no room for the night.</p>
-
- <p>I came to a bridge and stopped when I heard voices
- below. I looked over the side and a voice came up:
- “Come on down, kid. Don’t be leary, we’re only a
- couple of harmless bindle stiffs.”</p>
-
- <p>I picked my way down to the level place beside the
- small creek where they were. One of them was
- unrolling a “bindle” of blankets, the other was washing
- a large tin can in the creek.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_64">[64]</span>“Throw out your feet, kid, and get some wood
- before it gets too dark. We’ll have a fire and a can
- of Java, anyway.”</p>
-
- <p>Wood was plentiful. I soon returned with an
- armful. The other bum came up with the can from the
- creek and began breaking up some twigs to start the
- fire. He barely looked at me. “Take a look around
- the jungle, kid, and see if you can find a pan,” he
- ordered.</p>
-
- <p>“What in hell do you want a pan for?” asked the
- one that sent me after wood. “Are you going to fry
- some water?” The other was on his hands and knees
- blowing up the weak fire. He stood up and looked
- at the speaker with a most superior air. “Not so
- fast, brother, not so fast. I’ve got a gump in my
- bindle.”</p>
-
- <p>He unrolled his blankets and produced a live
- chicken, big and fat.</p>
-
- <p>The other bum was humbled. “A gump!” he
- muttered, “and me carrying a fryin’ pan with me for the
- last week.” He dived into his bindle and got
- the pan.</p>
-
- <p>The owner of the chicken took the pan and held it
- between his eye and the fire looking for holes in it.
- “It’ll do,” he said. “More wood, kid,” they both
- ordered.</p>
-
- <p>We were three strangers well met under the
- bridge; one had a chicken, one coffee and a stale loaf
- of bread. I had nimble legs and gathered the firewood.</p>
-
- <p>The gump was picked, cleaned, unjointed, and put
- in the pan with neatness and despatch that would have
- done credit to any chef. The coffee boiled fragrantly
- in the tin can. The owner of the stale loaf hacked it
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_65">[65]</span>into three equal parts with his strong pocketknife,
- while the chicken man deftly turned sections of the
- bird with a sharp-pointed stick.</p>
-
- <p>“This is a pretty snide jungle,” he said, “no cans.
- Throw your feet, kid, and get some cans for the
- Java.”</p>
-
- <p>I scurried around and was lucky to find one small
- can in the dark. The cook inspected it. “Go down
- and wash it, bring it back half full of water an’ I’ll
- boil it out.”</p>
-
- <p>I washed the can and brought it back. The chicken
- and coffee were cooked and cooling near the fire. The
- cook scalded out the small can and filled it with coffee.
- He held out the pan of chicken to the other bum and
- then to me, helping himself to a piece last. The small
- can of coffee was now cool enough to drink, and was
- handed around in the same order. The first bum took
- several swallows and passed it to me. I handed it
- to the cook without drinking any. He looked at me
- for the first time.</p>
-
- <p>“Say, brat, listen. If you was some kind of a rank
- dingbat you wouldn’t have been invited down here.
- Don’t think because you couldn’t hustle a can that
- you ain’t entitled to your coffee.”</p>
-
- <p>“You’re right at that, Jack,” said the bum that
- furnished the coffee. “Go ahead, kid.”</p>
-
- <p>I drank my coffee and passed the can along. We
- ate in silence. The chicken and bread soon
- disappeared. My companions lit up their pipes and
- smoked while we finished the coffee.</p>
-
- <p>I was learning fast. I took the frying pan, filled it
- with water, and put it on the fire, without waiting for
- orders. When the water boiled I washed it at the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_66">[66]</span>creek, scrubbed it with sand, and returned it to the
- owner.</p>
-
- <p>“Where you from, kid?”</p>
-
- <p>“The city,” I answered.</p>
-
- <p>“How long you been on the road?”</p>
-
- <p>“This is my first day.”</p>
-
- <p>“Got any people?”</p>
-
- <p>“No, they are all dead.”</p>
-
- <p>“Where you goin’?”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, just west, anywhere, everywhere.”</p>
-
- <p>“Got any pennies?”</p>
-
- <p>“No pennies. I’ve got a couple of dollars.” I
- looked from one to the other. “Do you want any
- of it, either of you?”</p>
-
- <p>“No,” from both of them. “But,” said the cook,
- “if we was in the city I’d take fifty cents of it purty
- pronto and get myself a four-bit micky.”</p>
-
- <p>“A what?” I asked, mystified.</p>
-
- <p>“A four-bit micky, a fifty-cent bottle of
- alcohol—Dr. Hall, white line,” he translated in disgust. “If
- you’re goin’ west you better learn to talk west.”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes,” said the other, “and ‘pennies’ don’t mean
- pennies. It means money, on the road.”</p>
-
- <p>They didn’t talk much between themselves; they
- had probably compared notes before I arrived at the
- bridge. They were both past fifty, wore clean overalls,
- substantial shoes, and clean-looking blue shirts. A
- month later I could have classified them correctly as
- professional bums, too old to ride the trains, satisfied
- to throw their feet along the “star routes,” or country
- roads, where food was seldom refused, and to sleep
- in their bindles, or blankets, under the stars.</p>
-
- <p>It was time to “flop.” They took off their shoes
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_67">[67]</span>and coats. The shoes were neatly placed together on
- a level spot; the coat was folded and placed on top
- of them making a fair pillow, and at the same time
- protecting them from theft. Each of them threw me
- a piece of blanket. I made a pillow of my coat and
- shoes, rolled up in the blankets, and was soon asleep.</p>
-
- <p>A farmer’s team crossing the bridge woke us at
- daylight. I got up at once, cold and sore from the
- hard ground, and made a fire. The other two crawled
- out of their blankets and went down to the creek to
- wash. I followed them. They both had soap wrapped
- in paper. One of them gave me his piece. I washed
- and returned it. He placed it on a rock till it was
- dry, then wrapped it up and put it in his coat pocket.
- They also had pocket combs and small round mirrors.</p>
-
- <p>We went back to the fire and discussed breakfast.
- “Nothing but Java,” said the bum that had the coffee.</p>
-
- <p>“I’ll go to the farmhouse,” I volunteered, “and buy
- something.”</p>
-
- <p>“Nix, nix,” said one; “buy nothin’,” said the other,
- “it’s you kind of cats that make it tough on us, buyin’
- chuck. They begin to expect money. You go up to
- that house,” pointing to a place on a small rise, about
- fifteen minutes’ walk, “and tell the woman you and two
- other kids run away from home in the city three days
- ago and you ain’t had nothin’ but a head of cabbage
- that fell off a farmer’s wagon between youse since you
- left. Tell her you are on your way back home and
- the other two kids are down by the bridge so hungry
- they can’t walk. On your way up there git a phony
- name and street number ready in case she asks you
- questions. She’ll give you a sit-down for yourself,
- chances are, but bring back a ‘lump’ for us. You’re
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_68">[68]</span>a decent-lookin’ kid; she might git worked up about
- your troubles and ask a lot of dam’ fool questions.
- Cut her off. Tell her you’re ashamed to be settin’
- there wasting time and the other boys starvin’ under
- the bridge.”</p>
-
- <p>Before I got to the house a couple of dogs dashed
- out, barking savagely. A healthy, matronly woman
- came out and quieted them, looking at me inquiringly.
- I told her myself and two boy friends, runaways from
- home, were hungry and I wanted some food, that I
- would be glad to pay her for anything she could spare,
- and if she would wrap it up I would hurry down to
- the bridge with it, where my chums were waiting.</p>
-
- <p>“Yes,” she said kindly, “come in. I haven’t much
- here, but maybe I can find enough.” She gave me a
- seat outside near the kitchen door, where I waited
- and made friends with the dogs. In no time she came
- out with a large parcel, and refused the money I
- offered. I thanked her and went down to the bridge
- with my “lump.”</p>
-
- <p>The bums had coffee boiling. We found enough tin
- cans to drink from and opened the parcel. It contained
- cold, fried chicken, cold biscuits, and half a pie.</p>
-
- <p>“You’re a good connecter, kid; sure you didn’t pay
- for this?” one of them said.</p>
-
- <p>“No, and I didn’t have to answer any questions.
- It was easy except for the dogs.”</p>
-
- <p>“Don’t let dogs worry you, kid; they’re cowards.
- I ought to know, I’ve been battlin’ ’em twenty
- years. They’ll bite you if you turn your back or run
- away, or if there’s a pack of ’em they’ll pull you
- down. If you get up against a hostile dog, rush him
- and he’ll weaken. I never got bit but once an’ that
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_69">[69]</span>was in the town of Pueblo. I was just after gettin’
- a six months’ floater out of Denver an’ went down to
- Pueblo to do a little D.D.ing with lavender for myself.
- I got myself a bunch of lavender and a ducat.”</p>
-
- <p>The other bum laughed, his mouth full of chicken.
- “You’re talkin’ Chinook to that kid. What does he
- know about the D.D. and lavender and ducats.”</p>
-
- <p>“You’re right,” I said. “I don’t know what he is
- talking about.” I was anxious to learn, but didn’t
- like to ask questions.</p>
-
- <p>“Well, it’s this way,” he went on. “I was
- dummyin’ up, see? Imitatin’ a deaf an’ dumb man. D.D.ing,
- see? You surely know what lavender is—stuff women
- put on clothes. You put about a spoonful in a small
- envelope. You’ve got a pocketful of the envelopes
- ready when you go out to make your ‘plunge.’ Then
- you get your ducat, see? That’s the main thing. I
- got a bartender to write it for me on the back of a
- lawyer’s card. When the women opens the door you
- slip her your ducat and she reads:</p>
-
- <blockquote>
- <p>‘I am deaf and dumb. I got hurt by a street
- car and just came out of the county hospital.
- I am trying to get seven dollars to pay my fare
- home to Cheyenne. Please take a parcel of
- lavender and give what you can.’</p>
- </blockquote>
-
- <p>Sometimes they take your lavender an’ sometimes they
- don’t, but they generally give up something, an’ they
- can’t ask you a lot of questions, and if a copper grabs
- you you’ve got an out. You ain’t exactly beggin’.</p>
-
- <p>“As I was sayin’ about dogs. I was battering the
- privates, see? Private houses. A woman had just
- slipped me a dime an’ was standin’ in the front door
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_70">[70]</span>watchin’ to see that I got off the premises. I’m about
- halfway to the gate when I heard a dog snarlin’, an’
- comin’ up behind me. I’m D.D., see, an’ don’t want
- to round on the damn dog an’ give myself a bawl-out
- in front of the woman, so I stand my ground figgerin’
- she’ll stop him. The next thing I know he’s got half
- my pants leg ripped off an’ a chunk out of one of my
- shins. Anyway, I run him under the house. The
- woman took me in an’ fixed me up with arnica an’ a
- bandage. Then she gets me a good suit of her old
- man’s clothes, gives me two dollars, and holds the
- dog under the house till I get out the front gate.
- That’s dogs for you,” he finished, “an’ women.”</p>
-
- <p>I had a question, but the other bum asked it for me.
- “What do you do if you bump into a natural dummy
- when you’re D.D.ing?”</p>
-
- <p>“Well,” said the dog expert, “I never bumped into
- one, but if I did I suppose I’d do what everybody else
- does when they’re wrong an’ get caught at it. I’d get
- mad an’ cuss hell out of ’em.”</p>
-
- <p>Breakfast over, the bums shaved. Both had razors.
- All bums carry razors for shaving, fighting, or cutting
- through a sleeper’s clothing to get into his pocket. One
- of them had a big silk handkerchief that he stropped
- his razor on, the other used his belt. They heated
- water in a tin can, lathered their hands, and rubbed
- it on their faces. One used his mirror, the other used
- none. After shaving they dried their blades carefully
- and secreted them about their persons. Blankets were
- rolled up, and the bums were ready to take the road.
- The D.D. man was going into the city for a few days.
- “So long.” He scrambled up the bank to the road.</p>
-
- <p>The other was traveling in my direction and
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_71">[71]</span>volunteered to direct me to a junction where I could make
- a westbound train.</p>
-
- <p>“You’re welcome to travel with me, kid, if you
- want to jungle-up for a month or two,” my companion
- said. “The fruit will be gettin’ ripe soon, and there’ll
- be green corn and new spuds and the gumps are fat
- already. I promise myself some famous mulligans
- around these parts.”</p>
-
- <p>Many boys would have jumped at this chance, but
- I declined. Maybe it was a dislike for begging, or
- ambition, or my imagination pulling me westward.
- I don’t know; but it wasn’t the hardships, I’m sure.
- At the junction we parted.</p>
-
- <p>“So long, kid. May see you out West next fall
- when I make the poultice route.”</p>
-
- <p>“What’s that?” I asked.</p>
-
- <p>“That’s southern Utah, kid, the land of milk and
- honey. You’re always sure of a big pan of milk and
- a fresh loaf of home bread—the poultice route, see?
- So long.”</p>
-
- <hr class="tb">
-
- <p>A long, heavy westbound freight train was slowly
- pulling out when I got to the railroad yards. A car
- of lumber, clean and white, piled halfway to the roof,
- the door invitingly open, came along. Nimbly I swung
- up and in.</p>
-
- <p>Inside the car I looked about for a place to secrete
- myself. The lumber was about six feet shorter than
- the car, which left a large space at one end. I dropped
- down into it, took off my coat, and stretched out on
- the floor, feeling sure of a long ride. No brakeman
- would crawl over that pile of lumber even if he knew
- there was a hiding place at one end.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_72">[72]</span>Along in the afternoon, after one of the many
- stops, I heard a scrambling above and a young fellow
- about my own age dropped lightly down beside me.
- I had been in the car so long that the half light was
- enough. I saw he was ragged and frightfully dirty,
- road dirt—coal smoke, cinders, ashes, grease. His
- coat, too large for the thin frame, was full of holes
- and its lining hung in tatters. His trousers were
- greasy and full of hot-cinder holes. His calico shirt
- was open in front, his skin was dirty. He was
- sharp-eyed and thin-faced. He eyed me wolfishly.</p>
-
- <p>“How long you been here?”</p>
-
- <p>“All day.”</p>
-
- <p>“Where you headin’ for?”</p>
-
- <p>“Denver.”</p>
-
- <p>“Got a smoke?”</p>
-
- <p>“No.”</p>
-
- <p>He dug a dirty newspaper out of his back pocket,
- neatly tore a piece off the border, tearing it downward
- with the grain, till he had a piece the size of a
- cigarette paper. A search of his coat pocket yielded a cigar
- snipe, which he crushed in his hand and then rolled up
- in the paper he had held in his mouth.</p>
-
- <p>“Got a match?”</p>
-
- <p>“No.”</p>
-
- <p>He looked at me in disgust, dug up one of his own,
- and lit up. The smell of his cigarette was fierce. He
- now took off his shoes. One of them was laced with
- dirty white string. He had no socks, his feet were
- grimy and smelled. His coat came off next; with
- it and his shoes he made a pillow and stretched out on
- the floor.</p>
-
- <p>“Won’t the brakeman smell that smoke?” I asked.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_73">[73]</span>“To hell with him an’ you,” and he spoke no more.
- Finishing his smoke, he adjusted his pillow and went
- to sleep. I rolled my coat up, made a pillow, and
- dozed. I was afraid he would steal my shoes, so I left
- them on.</p>
-
- <p>Something woke me in the evening. I think it was
- the lumber shifting. The train was on a down grade,
- the car creaking and rocking. We were in the front
- end. Suddenly my companion jumped to his feet. He
- looked scared, started to crawl up on top of the
- lumber. He was too late. There was a grinding noise,
- and a crash. About four feet of the top of the lumber
- slid forward against the front end of the car and he
- was crushed, flattened between. I was a prisoner
- below, unhurt. This shifting of the lumber cut off
- the light from the open side door, but its weight
- against the end of the car opened up some cracks and
- I was soon able to see about me dimly. The boy had
- died instantly. His body, from the waist up, was
- flattened between the lumber and front end of the
- car. His legs dangled below, down where I was
- imprisoned, with each movement of the car, like the legs
- of a scarecrow in the wind.</p>
-
- <p>I can’t remember that I was shocked or frightened,
- but I do know that as soon as I found I was imprisoned
- in that car I got hungry. I hadn’t eaten since
- morning and was hungry before the thing happened. But
- then I knew I could get out and eat at any stop. Now
- I couldn’t, and my hunger became unbearable.</p>
-
- <p>The place I was in was large as ever, except in
- height. The shifting of the lumber had reduced that
- to about three feet. I couldn’t stand up. I was in no
- danger. The lumber could not shift at the bottom,
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_74">[74]</span>the weight of that above was too heavy. I had a
- strong pocketknife, and went to work on the side of
- the car near the end. The boarding was thin,
- weather-rotten, and old. In a couple of hours I had cut
- almost through one end of three boards. My hands
- were blistered. I sat down and waited till I heard
- the whistle blow for a town.</p>
-
- <p>As the train went into the yards I kicked the boards
- loose at the top where they were cut, and pulled them
- away from below where they were nailed. This gave
- me a hole large enough to crawl out of, which I did,
- feet first, pulling my coat after, when she stopped. Up
- on the main street I learned I was in Dodge City,
- Kansas, a town at that time largely given over to
- gambling, fighting, and whisky drinking. I wasn’t
- interested in any of those amusements then. I got
- something to eat and went to a cheap room for the night.
- Tired out, I slept till noon the next day. Then I went
- down to the yards to look for another train out. Near
- the depot I met a character who looked like a bum.
- He gave me a sharp look.</p>
-
- <p>“Goin’ down in the yards, young feller?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, why?”</p>
-
- <p>“Better wait till night if you want to make a train.
- The railroad bull is hostile. They found a bum dead
- in a car of lumber this morning, and they had to tear
- the end of the car off to get his body out. He must
- have been an awful gay cat to get into the end of a
- carload of planed lumber. It’s suicide.”</p>
-
- <p>I went back uptown and into a lunch counter. The
- waiter was idle and talkative.</p>
-
- <p>“Traveling?” he asked.</p>
-
- <p>“Yes.”</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_75">[75]</span>“Which way?”</p>
-
- <p>“Denver.”</p>
-
- <p>“Beating it?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes.”</p>
-
- <p>“Listen here, it’ll take you three or four days to
- make Denver that way. You’ll ruin your clothes and
- maybe get grabbed off a train and handed thirty days
- at Colorado Springs—big chain gang there—they’re
- cleaning up the streets. If you can dig up five
- dollars I’ll give you a card to a porter on the
- Overland to-night. Give him the five and he’ll do
- the rest.”</p>
-
- <p>“Thanks, I’ll try it.”</p>
-
- <p>I met the train and the porter who took the card
- and my five dollars, stowed me away in the linen closet,
- and locked the door. I was almost suffocated. Once
- in the night he opened the closet. “How you makin’
- out, buddy?”</p>
-
- <p>“All right,” I said, and the door was locked again.
- Next morning he gave me a piece of steak between
- slices of bread, and a bottle of coffee. After that I
- felt better and dozed in a cramped, sitting position in
- a corner.</p>
-
- <p>That afternoon at Denver I was released, happy,
- hungry, cramped, and tired. I rented a cheap room
- for a week, went to a barber shop, and had a bath.
- I thought twenty-five cents for a bath a rank waste of
- money and decided to find a swimming hole. In a
- few days I found one.</p>
-
- <p>There was a sort of camp for bums on the river
- bank under some trees. They had their fires there,
- and cans for boiling coffee. They used to lie around,
- washing and boiling their clothes, and swimming. They
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_76">[76]</span>stole chickens around the neighborhood and anything
- else they could get.</p>
-
- <p>One afternoon I was in swimming, when suddenly
- there was an alarm and everybody ran. I didn’t pay
- any attention to it at first; then I got out of the water
- and ran for my clothes. I had just about got them on
- when the police arrived and grabbed me.</p>
-
- <p>They put me into the patrol wagon. I was the only
- one they got. Later they picked up one or two others
- around in the woods, and took us all down to the jail.
- I was scared half to death.</p>
-
- <p>They put us all in one big room with a lot of other
- bums they’d picked up. The police had had a
- general order to clean up the town.</p>
-
- <p>In the morning they took us all up to court. It
- was the first time I had been in court. We were all
- charged with vagrancy. When my name was called, I
- protested. I said, “Judge, you can’t call me a vagrant.
- I have twenty dollars down in the jail office.”</p>
-
- <p>He looked at me as coldly and impersonally as if
- I had been a dish of parsnips. “Fifteen days on the
- chain gang. Next case.”</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER VII</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">I was</span> taken downstairs and locked in a cell; I saw
- no more of the “bull pen” where I spent the night.
- My cellmate was a handsome, smiling young fellow
- about twenty-two or twenty-three. He looked like a
- country boy, rugged, red-cheeked, blue-eyed,
- sandy-haired. He seemed to be well acquainted in the jail.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_77">[77]</span>Some one sang out, “Who’s the fresh fish, ‘Smiler’?”</p>
-
- <p>“Another vag,” he answered. “Fifteen days.”</p>
-
- <p>I told him about my case at once. I felt outraged.</p>
-
- <p>“Forget it, kid. Your fifteen days will be in before
- your name’s dry on the commitment. They won’t put
- you on the gang. You’ll get a trusty job. I’m just
- finishing ten days, haven’t been out of this cell, goin’ out
- this afternoon and out of this man’s town, too,” he
- smiled. “Let’s eat. You’ve got money in the office.
- I’ll send for a messenger.”</p>
-
- <p>“All right,” I said, “do it.”</p>
-
- <p>A trusty took my name and our orders. Smiler
- ordered tobacco and papers also. A messenger came
- in an hour with two meals and the “makings” of
- smokes. I signed my name on the check and he was
- paid at the office. After we ate, Smiler sang songs,
- danced, or stood at the door waiting to be released.</p>
-
- <p>“I’m going West, kid; hope I see you on the road so
- I can return that feed,” he said, when the trusty came
- to release him.</p>
-
- <p>I liked “The Smiler” and wished I could be with
- him. In the morning coffee and stale bread were served
- in the cells. Fifteen minutes later there was a banging
- of doors. Some one shouted “Chain gang.” My
- door was opened.</p>
-
- <p>“Outside, kid,” said a trusty.</p>
-
- <p>I followed other prisoners down the corridor to a
- big, open room where they washed up in running water
- at a sink and dried themselves with handkerchiefs.
- The trusty came with my hat.</p>
-
- <p>“You won’t need your coat, kid. I’ll look out for
- it.”</p>
-
- <p>An officer opened a door to the street and stood
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_78">[78]</span>inside; another was outside; the chain gang filed out and
- climbed into an open wagon with seats on each side
- facing each other. A crowd of curious men and boys
- stood around the wagon. When my turn came,
- instead of getting into the wagon I dashed down the
- street, instinctively, like a wild animal. The guards
- didn’t chase me for fear the others would escape. The
- crowd shouted and cheered me on. I was free.</p>
-
- <p>There was nothing in my room. I didn’t go near
- it. I had no money, and hunger seized me at once.
- I walked out of town, walked all day and till dark,
- when I found myself exhausted at a bums’ camp twenty
- miles away, on the outskirts of a small town.
- Confidently I walked up to the fire. I was one of them.
- I had escaped; I was hungry; I was ready for
- anything; I belonged around the fire. I heard an
- exclamation. A form rose up from the fireside and grabbed
- me with both hands. It was Smiler.</p>
-
- <p>“That’s doin’ time, kid, what! Did you beat it?
- Where’s your coat?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes. My coat’s in the jail.”</p>
-
- <p>“Take a rest for an hour, and we’ll go up to the
- burg. I’ll get you one.”</p>
-
- <p>On our way into the town he explained. “There’ll
- be a train through here about ten o’clock, kid; I’ll kick
- in the first private house that looks good. We’ll
- surely find a coat and maybe a few dollars and
- something to eat if we have time.”</p>
-
- <p>He looked about sharply at the houses. Across the
- street we heard a door slam. A woman and man
- came out the front gate, the cottage was dark. We
- walked around the block and back to the cottage.
- Smiler walked confidently in the front gate, I followed.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_79">[79]</span>He rang the doorbell, no answer. We went around to
- the back where he found a kitchen window open,
- climbed through, and unlocked the door for me.</p>
-
- <p>“Look around for some chuck, kid, and stay right
- there till I come back.” He disappeared. In a minute
- or two I could see about me, and explored the
- pantry. I found bread and meat and tied them in a
- cloth.</p>
-
- <p>Smiler returned from the front carrying a bundle
- of clothes, and we went out. I found a coat that
- fitted passably. We left the balance, and departed
- unseen.</p>
-
- <p>The train was pulling in and we made a run to the
- water tank where it had to stop, and by the time we
- found a car we could get into it was pulling out.</p>
-
- <p>The lunch was spread out on a paper and quickly
- disappeared. Smiler had some cheap jewelry, an old
- silver watch, and a few dollars in cash. He divided
- the money, and after inspecting the other plunder
- threw it out the car door. “That junk would get us
- five years, kid, if we got grabbed with it, and it ain’t
- worth two dollars.”</p>
-
- <p>This adventure fascinated me. I gave no thought
- to the burglary. It seemed right that I should have
- a coat and food. My money was behind in the jail. I
- couldn’t buy them. I had stolen them. Somehow I
- felt satisfied, as if I had got even with somebody.</p>
-
- <p>“How do you like this racket, kid?” Smiler asked
- as we rolled up our coats for pillows.</p>
-
- <p>“It’s great. How long have you been doing it?”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, a couple of years. Ever since the coppers run
- me out of my home town, Detroit. That was a snide
- little caper we cut back there and I wouldn’t have
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_80">[80]</span>touched it only you had to have a coat. How would
- you like to be a prowler, kid?”</p>
-
- <p>I liked him, always smiling, for his ready help when
- I needed it and his companionable ways.</p>
-
- <p>“I think I would like it; it’s exciting.”</p>
-
- <p>“All right, kid. When we get to Salt Lake I’ll show
- you the real thing.”</p>
-
- <p>“Good,” I said. “How long will it take us to make
- Salt Lake?”</p>
-
- <p>“About a week at this rate.”</p>
-
- <p>“Let’s ride the passenger trains,” I said, anxious to
- take my first lessons in burglary.</p>
-
- <p>“We’ll get a passenger train out of Cheyenne, kid, if
- we can duck Jeff Carr,” said Smiler. “Never heard of
- him? He’s a railroad bull and he’s ‘bum
- simple’—simple-minded on the subject of killing bums. If you
- run he’ll shoot you; if you stand he’ll get you six
- months, and he’d rather have you run.”</p>
-
- <p>I learned all about Carr later, and his feud with the
- bums. They made many efforts to kill him, but never
- succeeded. He was later put in charge of the
- railroad’s train-robber detail, but he never killed any train
- robbers and the bums rambled through Cheyenne in
- peace.</p>
-
- <p>We got a train out without falling foul of the
- murderous Carr and rode the baggage into a division point
- where there was a twenty-minute stop for dinner.
- Looking around for a place to get coffee, we passed a
- jewelry store. The jeweler was working at his bench
- in front. When we got to the alley, Smiler said:
- “We’ll make that tray of watches in the window, kid.
- You get a handful of rocks, go around to the back, and
- throw them against the jeweler’s door till he opens
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_81">[81]</span>it. When he does, I’ll make the front. Don’t throw
- them too hard and scare him. Easy—just enough to
- make him curious.”</p>
-
- <p>I followed instructions and was preparing to throw
- the fourth rock when the door opened. The jeweler
- stepped out and took a good look around. I walked
- down the alley to the street, and soon caught up with
- Smiler, who was stepping away briskly.</p>
-
- <p>“We’ve got to plant this junk, kid. We can’t take
- chances luggin’ it around.”</p>
-
- <p>We were in the yards now and Smiler was looking
- at the cars curiously as we passed between them. He
- stopped beside a car of coal and looked at the card
- tacked on it. “Billed to Butte, Montana,” he said,
- “this’ll do.” He tied the watches, which he took from
- his coat pocket, in a big handkerchief. We climbed up
- on the car and the parcel was planted in one corner
- and plenty of coal put back on top of it. On the
- ground again, Smiler tore off a corner of the
- destination card. “Don’t forget that, kid; in case anything
- happens to me you’ll know this car.”</p>
-
- <p>This was all accomplished in less than twenty
- minutes, and we had plenty of time to catch our passenger
- train, which we did, leaving our plunder behind but
- sure to follow.</p>
-
- <p>“He may not miss that junk till he goes to close
- up, kid, or he may have missed it already. Anyway
- we’ll sure be stuck up and frisked at Evanston. All
- we have to do is tell the truth, say we rode this rattler
- out of Cheyenne and never left the yards at Rock
- Springs. And they won’t hold us. They can’t figure
- that we could touch that joint and go out on the same
- train. We’ll stop at Evanston anyway and wait for
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_82">[82]</span>our coal car. Then, instead of going to Salt Lake,
- we’ll ride the freight over the cut-off to Pocatello and
- I’ll get the coin on that junk in an hour from Mary.”</p>
-
- <p>“Who’s Mary?” I asked.</p>
-
- <p>“Wait till you see her, to-morrow. She’ll buy
- anything from a barrel of whisky to a baby carriage.”</p>
-
- <p>It was a warm night, and riding the front end of
- the baggage was pleasant enough. “If the bulls grab
- us off, kid, you say nothing; I’ll talk and tell them who
- we are and where we’re going. You listen, that’s all.</p>
-
- <p>“Say,” he said suddenly, “take off that coat and let
- me look at it.” He went over it closely by the light
- from the engine. It was tailor-made, and he found
- the owner’s name on a piece of white cloth sewed in
- the inside pocket. He ripped it out, and I put the
- coat on.</p>
-
- <p>“You never can be too careful, kid. We ought to
- have looked at that before. If Jeff Carr had picked
- us up at Cheyenne you might have been charged with
- that lousy burglary by now.”</p>
-
- <p>How could a boy help admiring such wisdom? I
- was flattered to be taken up by one so experienced, so
- confident and active about his work, and withal, so
- carefree, happy, and smiling.</p>
-
- <p>We were not molested at Evanston, where we got
- off and waited for our freight train. It came along
- next day, and that night we dropped off it at Pocatello,
- Idaho.</p>
-
- <p>Pocatello, at that time, was just a small railroad
- town. A famous stopping-off place for the bums
- bound East, West, North and South. There was a
- grand jungle by a small, clean river where they boiled
- up their vermined clothes, or “rags” as they are
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_83">[83]</span>always called, cooked their mulligans, or, if enough bums
- got together, held a “convention.” These conventions,
- like many others, were merely an excuse for a big
- drunk. Sometimes they would end in a killing, or
- some drunken bum would fall in the fire and get burned
- to death, after which they would silently steal away.
- Oftener, the convention lasted till there was no more
- money for alcohol, the bums’ favorite drink. The
- bums then began “pestering the natives” by begging
- and stealing till the whole town got sore.</p>
-
- <p>The town marshal would then appear with a posse
- armed with “saps,” which is short for saplings, young
- trees. He stood guard with a shotgun, while the
- posse fell upon the convention and “sapped up” on
- those therein assembled and ran them down the
- railroad track and out of town.</p>
-
- <p>We found our junk without trouble, and hastened
- to “Mary’s.”</p>
-
- <p>If I knew more of composition and writing and
- talking I might do justice to Mary, the fence, and
- friend of bums and thieves.</p>
-
- <p>It’s an injustice to the memory of Mary, or, as she
- was lovingly called by the bums, “Salt Chunk Mary,”
- to try to crowd her into a few paragraphs or even a
- chapter. She should have a book.</p>
-
- <p>“Did you eat yet?” was the first thing you heard
- after entering her house. “I have a pot of beans on
- the stove and a fine chunk of salt pork in them.” She
- invariably produced the beans and “fine chunk of salt
- pork” and always ate as heartily of them as any of
- her famished guests.</p>
-
- <p>Her principal business was selling wine, women,
- and song to the railroad men and gamblers. She ruled
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_84">[84]</span>her half dozen “girls” with a heavy hand. Her house
- on the outskirts of the town was a dingy, old
- two-story frame building with a couple of rooms added to
- one side of it where she lived and received her friends
- from the road.</p>
-
- <p>Smiler knew her and we were welcome. The feed
- of beans and salt pork was spread for us. She locked
- the door and, while we ate, this most unusual woman
- estimated the value of our loot, spread out on one
- end of the oilcloth-covered kitchen table where we sat.</p>
-
- <p>Salt Chunk Mary put no acids on the watches, nor
- pried into the works. She “hefted” the yellow ones
- with a practiced hand and glanced but once at the
- white ones.</p>
-
- <p>I surveyed her as I ate. She was about forty years
- of age, hard-faced and heavy-handed. Her hair was
- the color of a sunburned brick, and her small blue eyes
- glinted like ice under a March sun. She could say
- “no” quicker than any woman I ever knew, and none
- of them ever meant “yes.”</p>
-
- <p>She went into the adjoining room and returned with
- a roll of bills. “Four hundred dollars, Smiler.”</p>
-
- <p>“Good! Give us small bills, Mary.”</p>
-
- <p>He divided the money equally between us and we
- got up to go.</p>
-
- <p>“Let’s go in and buy a few bottles of beer for the
- girls, kid, just by the way of no harm.”</p>
-
- <p>“No, don’t drag that kid in there—and here’s
- something else, listen,” said this plain, blunt woman to
- Smiler. “I guess that kid is all right or he wouldn’t
- be with you. If I’m grabbed with this junk I’ll rot
- in jail before I put the finger on you, and if either of
- you gets grabbed (she was looking at me), and thinks
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_85">[85]</span>he can get a light jolt by turning me in, he’s wrong.
- I’ll throw it in the river, and he can rot in jail.”</p>
-
- <p>We got a room to rest up, and before going to sleep
- decided that Salt Lake was too small for us. San
- Francisco was better. Smiler had never been there,
- and was as anxious to see it as I. Buying tickets was
- throwing money away. So we “beat it” down to
- Ogden and over the Southern Pacific, riding the front
- end of passenger trains at night, making long jumps,
- avoiding bums’ camps, paying for our meals, and
- stealing nothing. We got into Sacramento without mishap,
- rested up a couple of days, and journeyed along
- toward “the city.” We got “ditched” off our train at
- Port Costa, and crawled into a hay car for the night.
- There were a couple of bums in the car already, and
- more came in later and flopped.</p>
-
- <p>Early next morning we were aroused by a pounding
- on the side of the car. “Come on out of there!”
- shouted a man with his head in the door, “yez are all
- pinched.” We hit the ground, eight of us in all, young
- and old, large and small. Two men were outside,
- carrying shortened billiard cues.</p>
-
- <p>“March!” one of them ordered.</p>
-
- <p>One of the bums started to march and the rest
- followed. He seemed to know just what to do and
- where to go. A short walk across the tracks brought
- us up in front of a big barnlike house with a hotel
- sign and broad steps in front. The bum led us straight
- up the steps and into a barroom, where he stood up
- against the wall opposite the bar. We did the same.
- A stout, grayish, red-faced man with a very positive
- air was busy serving drinks. He paused and spoke
- to one of our captors:</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_86">[86]</span>“What have you there, Mike?”</p>
-
- <p>“Eight bums, judge.”</p>
-
- <p>He served another round of drinks and turned to
- us again.</p>
-
- <p>“Are you guilty or not guilty?”</p>
-
- <p>The big bum that led us in immediately answered:
- “We’re all guilty, judge, an’ hungry.”</p>
-
- <p>The judge—and he was no less person than Judge
- Casey, famous and celebrated in song and story for
- his speedy trials and the human quality of his
- justice—waved a short, hairy, muscular arm toward the dining
- room.</p>
-
- <p>“Feed them first, Mike.”</p>
-
- <p>We followed our leader into the dining room and
- all sat at one big table where we had a substantial
- breakfast. When the last bum had his fill, we marched
- back to the barroom and lined up against the wall
- again.</p>
-
- <p>“All ready, judge,” said Mike.</p>
-
- <p>The judge stopped dealing drinks and pronounced
- sentence. His voice sounded tired, weary; there was a
- note of kindness in it.</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, well, Mike, lave the big bums take tin days,
- and the little bums five.”</p>
-
- <p>He turned to his work. The big bum now led us out
- and to a near-by box car that served as a calaboose.
- One side door was nailed up and both end doors
- fastened outside. We crawled in and the other side door
- was shut and padlocked on the outside.</p>
-
- <p>Smiler sat down in the car and laughed. “What’s
- next, I wonder, kid?”</p>
-
- <p>Some one answered out of the darkness: “They’ll
- hook this box car on to the first freight and haul us
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_87">[87]</span>over to Martinez, the county seat, an’ slough us in the
- county jail.”</p>
-
- <p>I had told Smiler about cutting myself out of the
- car when my companion was killed.</p>
-
- <p>“Better get busy with your ‘shive,’ kid.” I started
- cutting on the side opposite the boarding house. The
- bum that pleaded guilty for all of us saw what I was
- doing and protested. “Hey, kid, lay off o’ that. You
- want to get us all six months, destroyin’ railroad
- property?”</p>
-
- <p>Smiler was on him like a tiger and cuffed him around
- till he whined. “Go over in that corner and lie down,
- you greasy, big gay cat, or I’ll cut your tail off.” The
- bum sat down and stayed quiet. In an hour we kicked
- the boards out.</p>
-
- <p>“You first, kid.”</p>
-
- <p>I dropped out and Smiler followed. As we dodged
- across the yards I looked back. Two more bums had
- wriggled out. The other four elected to stay in the
- car, too lazy to run away.</p>
-
- <p>We hid all day under a warehouse and at dark rode
- a freight into Oakland where we got the ferry. We
- bought new clothes, rented a room, and got cleaned up.
- San Francisco fascinated us. We spent days on the
- water front watching the ships and sailors, or at
- the Cliff House where I first saw the ocean, and in the
- park. Our nights were spent about the “Coast,”
- Broadway and Pacific Street, at Bottle Koenig’s or the
- Bella Union or downtown at Pete Dorsey’s and other
- dance halls.</p>
-
- <p>Gambling was open everywhere; we experimented
- and lost. We wasted our money around the shows,
- dance halls, and hop joints, which were open and
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_88">[88]</span>unmolested by the police. In a month we were
- almost broke, and ready for the road. Salt Lake
- was decided upon where Smiler had something special
- in view.</p>
-
- <p>An uneventful week on the road put us into Salt
- Lake City.</p>
-
- <p>Then swiftly came the tragic night that separated us
- forever—I to jail and the kindly, lovable Smiler to his
- grave.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER VIII</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">There</span> was a legend on the road that the Mormon
- Tabernacle in Salt Lake City was a veritable
- storehouse of gold, silver, and precious stones and it was
- this that lured Smiler back to that city. At that time
- a high adobe wall surrounded the block on which stood
- the Tabernacle and the then unfinished Mormon
- Temple. We looked it over for several days and nights
- but could get nothing tangible to work on. Sunday
- we attended services and the plate was to be seen,
- silver and gold; more than we could carry away if we
- got it. At last we decided to go over the wall and give
- the place a good reconnaissance. If it looked feasible
- we could get a couple of other idle burglars and give
- it a thorough looting.</p>
-
- <p>On top of the wall we pulled up our light ladder
- and placed it inside. Smiler went down first. I barely
- had my feet off the ladder when a dozen men rose up
- out of the shrubbery armed with shotguns, and
- surrounded us. We stood still by the wall. One of them
- spoke, sternly, evenly: “Go back over that wall.”</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_89">[89]</span>Little we knew the Mormons. We went up the
- ladder, pulled it up, and went down and away.</p>
-
- <p>When Smiler’s good humor returned he held up his
- hand. “Kid, I’ll never try to rob another Mormon.
- I’ll go to work first.”</p>
-
- <p>The next day we went into a small gambling house
- where we hung out to read the papers. We sat at a
- table near the big safe in a corner of the room. A man
- in overalls was taking the lock apart. The place had
- changed hands a few days before and the new
- proprietors were having the numbers of the combination
- changed. When the mechanic finished his work he
- wrote some numbers on two slips of paper. These he
- threw on the floor beside his tools and went back to
- the bar for a drink. Smiler stooped, picked up the
- slips, looked at them closely, and threw them back on
- the floor.</p>
-
- <p>Outside, he said: “We’ve got the combination of
- that box, kid. Those two pieces of paper are for the
- new proprietors, their new combination.”</p>
-
- <p>Neither one of us knew enough about safes to feel
- sure of opening one even when we had the numbers.
- Smiler knew a chap doing time in the penitentiary who
- knew all about safes. The “stir” was only a mile out
- of the city and we decided to go up and get some
- expert advice.</p>
-
- <p>Next day we visited the expert at the “stir,” who
- gladly gave us instructions and declared himself
- in with any money we got.</p>
-
- <p>That night Smiler opened the box as easily as if
- it belonged to him and locked it again. We got but
- a few hundred dollars where we expected several
- thousands. The new owners had no bankroll, just
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_90">[90]</span>opened up on a shoestring, hoping to get off lucky and
- win. The next morning they accused each other of
- the theft, almost fought with pistols, and dissolved
- partnership, calling each other thieves.</p>
-
- <p>The money was split three ways. The expert at the
- “stir” took his bit with bad grace, intimating that we
- got more than we were dividing, and that we were
- thieves. As we were leaving, Smiler said:
- “Good-by, ‘Shorty.’ Everything’s all right now, ain’t it?”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, sure,” he grouched. “Everything’s all
- right—just like Denmark.”</p>
-
- <p>“Kid, we’ll go up to that joint and give them a
- chance to win their money back,” said Smiler. “I feel
- lucky.”</p>
-
- <p>We went up, but they were closed and we had to go
- elsewhere to gamble. The habit had fastened on him.
- He became a fiend for gambling. When his money
- was gone I let him play mine in, and he kept us broke.
- In a few days the money from our last venture was
- gone, and we were sparring about for more.</p>
-
- <p>The oldest and commonest system of the house
- burglar in locating money and jewelry is to stand about
- theaters, cafés, and the better shops, watching their
- patrons and following them home if they display
- wealth. Smiler and I followed a woman and man to
- their home one night from the theater. The woman
- wore enough diamonds to stun any thief or
- pawnbroker. They went into a well-kept, two-story house,
- back in a big yard full of trees and shrubs, only a
- dozen blocks from the main street. They let
- themselves in with a key and appeared to be the only
- occupants of the place.</p>
-
- <p>We looked the spot over for several days and
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_91">[91]</span>evenings. There was a servant girl about the place,
- but no children and no dogs. This was good. Children,
- particularly young ones, often need attention in the
- night, which interferes with the prowler. Dogs,
- young or old, are the bane of the burglar’s life. A
- dog inside a house where people are sleeping prohibits
- burglary, and the smaller he is, the louder he prohibits.
- So far as we could see, the place looked made to order
- for us. House burglars customarily work
- single-handed. Two men prowling about in a house in the
- dark are apt to get confused if any one wakes up, and
- shoot each other. It has happened.</p>
-
- <p>“I wish this stool-pigeon moon wasn’t so bright
- to-night, kid,” said Smiler as we waited in the shrubbery
- for our people to put out lights and retire. At eleven
- o’clock the house was in darkness. “About three
- hours more, kid, and we’ll get busy.”</p>
-
- <p>We had been in the yard since nine o’clock, tense,
- watching, listening. Six hours lying on the damp grass
- and wet from the heavy dew. And still the burglar
- wonders how he catches those terrible colds that hang
- on and on and finally develop into T.B.</p>
-
- <p>It was agreed that I should stay outside and lend
- a hand in case anything went wrong in the house with
- Smiler. Inside the house, inexperienced as I was, I
- would be in the way. Smiler looked at his watch for
- the hundredth time.</p>
-
- <p>He removed his shoes, putting one in each hip
- pocket as far as it would go, buttoned his coat tightly,
- and pulled his hat far down over his eyes. Always
- clean, handsome, smiling, he wasn’t good to look at
- now. We stepped toward the house, keeping out of
- the moonlight when possible. On the rear porch
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_92">[92]</span>Smiler tried the door and windows—all fastened. He
- motioned me to stay where I was, and disappeared
- around the side of the house in search of an unlatched
- window. No burglar uses force till he is sure there is
- no window or door unfastened.</p>
-
- <p>He was gone so long that I was getting worried
- when he silently appeared from the other side; he
- had gone around the house. I left the porch and
- joined him beside a window he had found unfastened.
- He pointed to some vines near by, where I took my
- stand to wait till he rejoined me. I watched him
- intently, a pupil, apt at learning. The bottom of the
- window was about even with his shoulder. He stood
- with arms upraised, hands against the window sash,
- slowly, silently pushing it up. I listened, but he made
- no sound. The night was calm, still, dead.</p>
-
- <p>Then came a blinding flash of fire and the deadly
- roar of a rifle. Broken glass, falling, tinkled, and a
- woman shrieked once hysterically.</p>
-
- <p>My eyes had never left Smiler. He staggered back
- from the window clutching his throat with both hands;
- his legs trembled like a spent fighter’s, as he sank
- slowly to his knees.</p>
-
- <p>For a moment I shrank with fear and shock, cold
- and helpless, into the vines beside the house. The
- flash and deafening explosion coming out of the still
- night when my nerves were at their highest tension
- petrified me on the spot. Then my legs ran away
- with me and I found myself at the back gate to the
- alley, the way we came in, fumbling at the latch. My
- mind was clearing up now. The gate was open. I
- was wondering whether to run up or down the
- alley, into the city or out of it. I expected to hear
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_93">[93]</span>more shots. Then I thought of Smiler, and looked
- back.</p>
-
- <p>He was there in front of the window in the
- moonlight, on his hands and knees now, shaking his head
- from side to side slowly.</p>
-
- <p>There was no alarm yet. The night was calm and
- still again. There was the smell of burnt powder in
- the air.</p>
-
- <p>This was my first desperate experience. I didn’t
- know what to do. I wanted to run on and save myself
- and I wanted to help Smiler. Something—I don’t
- know what it was, but I don’t think it was courage
- or bravery—turned me around and I ran back through
- the shrubbery to a spot opposite the window from
- which the shot had been fired. In the clear
- moonlight I could see that it was raised about six inches
- and one of its lower panes was shattered.</p>
-
- <p>The house was still in darkness. There was no
- sound inside. I must have been in a panic still. No
- sane-thinking human would have done what I did next.
- I ran out in front of the window to Smiler, and
- standing over him, put my arms under his, lifting him slowly
- to his feet. Blood was streaming out of his mouth.
- He slowly and weakly put one arm around my
- neck. I held it there, grasping the hand that hung
- limply over my shoulder, and with my other arm
- around his waist slowly dragged him to the gate and
- out into the alley where he collapsed. His dead weight
- was too much for me. I let his body slip gently to the
- ground. A twitching shudder ran through him. He
- straightened out on his back and threw his arms wide.
- He was dead.</p>
-
- <p>Still no sound came from the house. Next door I
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_94">[94]</span>now heard a window thrown up and voices calling, a
- light appeared. It seemed an age since the shot was
- fired, yet it wasn’t three minutes. Smiler was beyond
- my help. I must be off. I was drenched with the
- blood that spurted from a wound in his neck. It was
- on my face and hands. My shirt front was saturated
- with it. My coat was dripping blood. I thought of
- our room downtown—no chance to make it in that
- condition.</p>
-
- <p>Smiler’s watch chain glistened in the moonlight.
- I tore at his pockets and found his money. I went
- through them all, took everything, and ran for blocks
- and blocks through the alley toward the outskirts of
- the city. The dawn was coming fast. I must hide.
- I turned out of the alley into a street and walked on
- wondering what to do, where to go.</p>
-
- <p>A “For Rent” sign on a large, neglected-looking
- residence halted me. Not a soul was in sight on the
- street. I dodged into the yard, around to the back,
- and found the kitchen door unlocked. Inside, I went
- into what had been the dining room and sat down on
- the floor exhausted, nervous, and covered with blood.</p>
-
- <p>When it became light enough I explored the old
- house, finding nothing but rags and old papers. There
- was no water in it and washing was out of the
- question. I gathered up an armful of the rags and papers,
- making a pallet of them by a window upstairs in a
- front room, where I could look out on the street. I
- sat down on the pallet and began to think things over.
- It was the first good chance since I had left my father.
- I heartily wished myself back with him. If this was
- adventure I wanted no more of it. I was done with it.
- It had brought me to this. Tired, hungry, bloody,
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_95">[95]</span>afraid to go to sleep even if I could, lest I should be
- found and dragged off to jail and surely convicted.
- Smiler was dead. I had no ties to bind me to the road.</p>
-
- <p>Yes, I would get out of this mess somehow and go
- back to my father. I was sorry for poor Smiler and
- would have stayed with him on the road, but now it
- was different. I felt no remorse for any of the things
- we had done. I wasn’t sorry. I didn’t even think they
- were wrong. That phase of it never entered my mind.</p>
-
- <p>Then I fell to thinking of Smiler’s tragic end; trying
- to puzzle it out: Why the woman shrieked, why the
- house remained so dark and silent, and why I wasn’t
- shot when I went to his assistance. There was no
- answer to it all. I felt easier in my mind now that I had
- decided to quit the road and go home, and longed for
- the night to come when I could leave my hiding place
- and wash the blood off my hands and face and get
- fresh clothes.</p>
-
- <p>As the day wore on, feeling more secure, I stretched
- out on my bed of rags and paper and tried to sleep,
- but it wouldn’t come to me. Later, in the afternoon,
- I removed my coat and shoes and managed to doze
- fitfully till evening. When it was dark enough to walk
- through the streets safely I left the house and made
- my way to a hot sulphur spring that gushed out of a
- hillside a mile away. There I stripped and scrubbed
- myself as best I could in the dark, and without soap.
- My clothes were stiff with dried blood. I threw the
- shirt and underwear away, put my handkerchief about
- my neck, and, buttoning my coat, started off in search
- of a store where I could get a new outfit.</p>
-
- <p>Since the night Smiler stole the coat for me we had
- never allowed ourselves to get flat broke. With all
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_96">[96]</span>his passion for gambling he would hold on to a few
- dollars. With the money I found on him and my
- own, I counted up thirty dollars. His watch wasn’t
- worth two dollars, a cheap one he bought in San
- Francisco. I kept it as a memento. There was
- nothing else of value in his pockets.</p>
-
- <p>In a few minutes I found one of the many little
- general stores that flourished in Salt Lake at that time,
- and purchased a suit, the cheapest one there, for
- twelve dollars, and a fifty-cent shirt. I went back to
- the spring with my bundle, where I donned the cheap
- bullswool suit and threw my good one away. Tired
- and hungry, I crawled aboard a street car citybound
- from the sulphur springs.</p>
-
- <p>In the car I looked closely at my hands and saw
- there was still some blood around my finger nails;
- there were dark spots on my shoes, too. Hungry as
- I was, I first went into a barber shop, had a bath, and
- scrubbed my shoes. Then to a restaurant, and while
- eating I decided to go to our room and have a good
- sleep and get a suit of underclothes and a few other
- things that I would need on my way home. I turned
- the whole thing over in my mind and was sure there
- was no danger in going to the room.</p>
-
- <p>I was sitting at the table nearest the kitchen,
- finishing my meal, when a policeman came in and sat
- opposite me. The waiter brought a steak which was
- ready and waiting for him.</p>
-
- <p>“Did they identify the dead burglar yet?” the waiter
- asked.</p>
-
- <p>“No, not a thing on him.”</p>
-
- <p>“How did it happen, anyway?”</p>
-
- <p>“Just like the morning paper says. The woman’s
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_97">[97]</span>husband was called away unexpectedly. The hired
- girl had the night out and she was alone in the house,
- sleeplessly walking around the rooms when this bird
- appeared at the window. Scared half to death she
- got her husband’s rifle and fired at him; then she fell
- in a faint. When she revived, the neighbors were
- called and they got the police. The bird ran as far as
- the alley, and dropped dead. The bullet cut an artery
- in his neck.”</p>
-
- <p>From the restaurant I went directly to our room
- and to bed, where I slept the sleep of exhaustion till
- some time next forenoon, when I was roused by heavy
- knocking at my door. When I opened it, two big,
- red-faced men shouldered in, told me I was under
- arrest, and ordered me to put on my clothes. I washed
- and dressed. One of them put handcuffs on me and
- made me sit in a chair while they searched the room
- without finding anything that interested them.</p>
-
- <p>The other then produced a bloodstained piece of
- paper, and, holding it out before my eyes, said:</p>
-
- <p>“Did you ever see that before?”</p>
-
- <p>I looked at it. It was the landlord’s receipt for our
- room rent. They had found it in a corner of one of
- Smiler’s pockets. Smiler had continually drummed it
- into me never to answer any questions in case we were
- arrested.</p>
-
- <p>“Just clam up, kid. Tell them you’d rather not say
- anything till you get a lawyer. They might slug you,
- but don’t talk; that’s your only salvation.”</p>
-
- <p>I remembered his advice and said to them as
- respectfully as I knew how:</p>
-
- <p>“You gentlemen have arrested me for something,
- I don’t know what. But I would rather not make any
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_98">[98]</span>statement till I can see an attorney and get his
- advice.”</p>
-
- <p>The landlord now came to the room.</p>
-
- <p>“Was this young man in this room night before
- last?”</p>
-
- <p>“The bed wasn’t slept in,” he replied.</p>
-
- <p>“That’s good, we’ll lock him up. Maybe he’ll talk
- then. You come along with us, too. We want you to
- identify the dead one.”</p>
-
- <p>The city jail was but a few blocks away and all four
- of us walked there together. They took me inside and
- unlocked the handcuffs. A man at a desk asked my
- name and age. I was then taken out the back door,
- and across a yard into the jail building and locked in a
- cell with a solid iron door, in a remote corner of the
- building. They didn’t threaten to beat me up, and
- asked no more questions. A jailer came at noon with
- a trusty, who put a pan of very good stew, a tin cup
- of coffee, and half a loaf of bread in the cell.</p>
-
- <p>I said to the jailer: “Mister, could I see a lawyer?”</p>
-
- <p>He shut the door and locked it without answering
- me. The door wasn’t opened again till midnight. I
- was lying awake on a bunk fighting bedbugs in the
- dark. It seemed they were trying to eat me alive.</p>
-
- <p>“Step out here, young man.”</p>
-
- <p>I stepped out in my stocking feet.</p>
-
- <p>“Put your shoes on, and come with us.”</p>
-
- <p>They were the same two men that arrested me.
- They took me out and up the streets into the next block
- where we stopped at an undertaker’s. They led me to
- a back room and up beside a table on which a figure
- was lying, covered by a long, sheetlike, white cloth.
- I stood there beside the table between the two officers
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_99">[99]</span>for a moment. Then, suddenly, one of them snatched
- the sheet away from the upper part of the figure. The
- other shook me violently and shouted:</p>
-
- <p>“Did you ever see that man before?”</p>
-
- <p>I knew Smiler was there before he snatched the
- sheet off. When we went into the undertaker’s I felt
- they were going to show me his body, but I couldn’t
- understand why. I learned later that some people are
- unnerved at the sudden sight of a gruesome corpse,
- and, weakening, talk.</p>
-
- <p>It hurt me to look at Smiler, his smile forever gone,
- changed to a hideous, snarl-like grin, and a gaping
- hole in his throat.</p>
-
- <p>I couldn’t think of anything else, so I said: “I want
- to see an attorney, please.”</p>
-
- <p>“You’ll get a lawyer when we get done with you.
- You were with that fellow when he was shot and we
- are going to charge you with an attempt to commit
- burglary if you don’t tell us where you were night
- before last.”</p>
-
- <p>I was locked up again.</p>
-
- <p>The following day the two officers took me out to
- the booking desk where I was formally charged, and
- on the morning of the third day I went into the police
- court for my hearing. One of the shyster lawyers, or
- “stir steerers,” as the bums call them, came over to
- me.</p>
-
- <p>“They tell me you want a lawyer,” pointing to the
- officers.</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, I do.”</p>
-
- <p>“Got any money, or friends?”</p>
-
- <p>“I’ve got fifteen dollars in the office—and no
- friends.”</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_100">[100]</span>“Give me an order for the money, and I’ll look
- after you,” he said.</p>
-
- <p>I gave him the order, he spoke to the two officers
- for a minute, and then asked the judge for a
- continuance of twenty-four hours. This was granted, and I
- was led back to the bedbugs in the dark cell.</p>
-
- <p>The next day, when my case was called, the lawyer
- stood up and started talking.</p>
-
- <p>“Sit down!” roared the judge.</p>
-
- <p>He obeyed.</p>
-
- <p>A woman wearing a thick veil was called. I could
- not distinguish her features. In a few words she
- told of shooting a man at her window. She saw but
- one man, the one she shot. She was excused and
- hastily left the courtroom.</p>
-
- <p>My landlord was called, and testified that I was the
- roommate of the dead burglar; that I was not in the
- room the night he was killed, and when I appeared
- the following night I had on a different, a new suit.</p>
-
- <p>The officers testified that they arrested me in the
- room and that I had refused to make any statement.
- The prosecutor stood up.</p>
-
- <p>“Officer, when you accused this defendant of being
- an accomplice of the dead man, did he deny it?”</p>
-
- <p>“No, sir, he did not.”</p>
-
- <p>The prosecutor looked wise, and sat down with a
- satisfied air—as if I had been found guilty.</p>
-
- <p>“Anything more?” asked the judge.</p>
-
- <p>The prosecutor got up again. “It’s as plain as the
- nose on your face, Your Honor. The dead man and
- this chap went out to rob that house. When the other
- fellow was shot, this chap tried to help him away, but
- he was too far gone. Then, what did he do?</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_101">[101]</span>“Your Honor,” he said, ominously pointing a finger
- at me, “he robbed his dead companion. The dead
- man’s pockets were turned inside out. But in his
- haste this man overlooked this—this telltale
- blood-soaked receipt,” and he waved it about with great
- effect.</p>
-
- <p>The judge frowned at me. The courtroom chair
- warmers craned necks in my direction.</p>
-
- <p>“What about that new suit he has on?” continued
- the prosecutor. “He either bought it or stole it since
- the shooting. Why? Because the suit he wore that
- night had blood on it. Blood, Your Honor, blood,”
- he finished hoarsely.</p>
-
- <p>I looked down at my shoes, wondering if the
- wizard was going to point out the dark spots on them that
- I hadn’t succeeded in scrubbing off entirely.</p>
-
- <p>“Anything for the defense?” inquired the judge.</p>
-
- <p>“We waive our defense,” said the “stir-steerer.”
- He left the room, and luckily I never saw him.</p>
-
- <p>“Defendant held to await the action of the grand
- jury.”</p>
-
- <p>I was led away.</p>
-
- <p>It was a relief to get into the county jail, away from
- the bedbugs. It was clean. I was put in a cell with a
- fine old Mormon farmer, charged with
- polygamy—unlawful cohabitation, to use the legal phrase. He
- was well supplied with tobacco and food, from friends
- outside, which he shared with me. We were confined
- to the cells all the time, and I made no acquaintances
- while there. I did not try. I was much discouraged at
- this turn of things against me, but was still hopeful of
- getting out and returning to my father.</p>
-
- <p>“You’ve been indicted by the grand jury,” said
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_102">[102]</span>the jailer one morning, some three weeks later, “and
- to-day you go up to the ‘big house.’”</p>
-
- <p>Utah then was a territory and all persons indicted
- were at once transferred to the custody of the United
- States marshal who, in addition to his other duties,
- acted as warden of the territorial penitentiary. An
- hour later I was taken out of my cell and turned over
- to a big, rawboned man with a worn pistol swinging
- from a holster on his belt.</p>
-
- <p>“Young feller, I don’t put irons on none of ’em,”
- he said to me, tapping his gun. “Ef you want ter run,
- that’s yore business.”</p>
-
- <p>In an hour I was at the penitentiary, where I made
- friends and incurred obligations that turned my
- thoughts away from home and sent me back on the
- road.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER IX</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">To</span> say I was shocked, stunned, or humiliated on
- entering the penitentiary would not be the truth. It
- would not be true in nine cases out of any ten. It would
- be true if a man were picked up on the street and taken
- directly to a penitentiary, but that isn’t done. He is
- first thrown into a dirty, lousy, foul-smelling cell in
- some city prison, sometimes with an awful beating in
- the bargain, and after two or three days of that
- nothing in the world can shock, stun, or humiliate him. He
- is actually happy to get removed to a county jail where
- he can perhaps get rid of the vermin and wash his
- body. By the time he is tried, convicted, and sentenced,
- he has learned from other prisoners just what the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_103">[103]</span>penitentiary is like and just what to do and what to
- expect. You start doing time the minute the
- handcuffs are on your wrists. The first day you are locked
- up is the hardest, and the last day is the easiest. There
- comes a feeling of helplessness when the prison gates
- swallow you up—cut you off from the sunshine and
- flowers out in the world—but that feeling soon wears
- away if you have guts. Some men despair. I am
- sure I did not.</p>
-
- <p>Inside the prison I was brought before a convict
- clerk who took my name, age, and nativity. I lied
- about them all. I couldn’t cheat the scales or a
- measuring machine, and they got my correct weight and
- height. I did screw my face up a little when I was
- photographed, and felt good about it. My clothes
- were not taken, nor was my hair cut. I had a bath
- and was turned loose in the yard where there were
- about one hundred prisoners, some, like myself, in
- outside clothes awaiting trial, and others in convict
- stripes doing time. The penitentiary was small then.
- There was no work except farming and gardening,
- which was all done by “cohabs,” Mormons convicted
- of unlawful cohabitation, and a very decent lot of men
- they were, never complaining of persecution, always
- ready to help their fellow prisoners, and freely
- dividing the food, money, and tobacco with which they were
- well supplied by friends and relatives.</p>
-
- <p>The other prisoners played poker all day in the
- yard on blankets, and occasionally a game of
- baseball, when they could get up enough ambition. The
- food was fair. There was no discipline. Prisoners
- were expected to appear at their cells at evening
- to be locked in, and to stay in them till they were
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_104">[104]</span>let out in the morning. They didn’t always do that.
- In prison parlance, the place was a “playhouse.”</p>
-
- <p>The first man to speak to me in the yard was
- Shorty, the safe expert we had visited. He came
- directly up to me and put out his hand. “Kid, that was
- tough about Smiler. I wanted to see you both and
- apologize. I thought you put me in the hole for
- some coin, but I found out that the people lost
- just what you both said. I couldn’t imagine a
- gambling house with a six-hundred-dollar bankroll.”</p>
-
- <p>Shorty was one of the patricians of the prison, a
- “box man” doing time for bank burglary. “I’ll put
- you in with the right people, kid. You’re folks
- yourself or you wouldn’t have been with Smiler.”</p>
-
- <p>I had no friends in the place. But the fact that I
- had been with Smiler, that I had kept my mouth shut,
- and that Shorty had come forward to help me, gave
- me a certain fixed status in the prison that nothing
- could shake but some act of my own. I was naturally
- pleased to find myself taken up by the “best people,”
- as Shorty and his friends called themselves, and
- accepted as one of them.</p>
-
- <p>Shorty now took me into the prison where we
- found the head trusty who was one of the “best
- people” himself, a thoroughgoing bum from the road.
- The term “bum” is not used here in any cheap or
- disparaging sense. In those days it meant any kind of a
- traveling thief. It has long since fallen into disuse.
- The yegg of to-day was the bum of twenty years
- ago.</p>
-
- <p>“This party,” said Shorty, “is one of the ‘Johnson
- family.’” (The bums called themselves “Johnsons”
- probably because they were so numerous.) “He’s good
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_105">[105]</span>people and I want to get him fixed up for a cell with
- the right folks.”</p>
-
- <p>“Why don’t you go out and see George and his
- outfit? There’s an empty bunk in their cell.”</p>
-
- <p>We hunted up “George and his outfit.” They knew
- all about me apparently, for George said, “Sure, put
- him in with us. If you don’t they’ll only stick some
- gay cat in there and we’d have to throw him out in
- the middle of the night.”</p>
-
- <p>“What have they got on you, kid?” asked George.</p>
-
- <p>I sat down with them all and went over the whole
- thing from the shooting of Smiler to my arrival at the
- prison.</p>
-
- <p>“And you’ve made no statement yet?”</p>
-
- <p>“No.”</p>
-
- <p>“Not even to the shyster?” George inquired.</p>
-
- <p>“Not even to the shyster,” I replied.</p>
-
- <p>George turned to the others. “He’ll beat that
- case.”</p>
-
- <p>“Sure, he will,” they all said.</p>
-
- <p>“Judge Powers can beat that case before lunch
- any day,” said Shorty.</p>
-
- <p>“How’s he going to get the judge to defend him?
- He hasn’t a dime, and you’re talking about the best
- lawyer in the state,” George wanted to know.</p>
-
- <p>It was Shorty’s time to get superior now. “Where
- did I get that two hundred dollars that’s out in the
- office? Didn’t him and Smiler bring it up here to me
- for my end of that chippy gambling house’s bankroll.
- The judge will take this case for a hundred; it’s only
- an hour’s work for him.”</p>
-
- <p>George smiled. “Shorty, I knew damned well you’d
- do that,” and to me, “Kid, that’s what comes of bein’
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_106">[106]</span>on the square. If you’d burnt Shorty for his end
- of that coin, you’d have been here just the same, and
- you’d have got a beatin’ instead of a lawyer and a lot
- of good advice from real people.”</p>
-
- <p>My case was disposed of right there. I had an
- attorney. But the bums had already tried me and I was
- found not guilty. All I had to do was wait for the day
- to come and I would be free. I was very grateful to
- them all, and tried to tell them. “Aw, forget it,” they
- said.</p>
-
- <p>“You can pay me the money when you get out and
- are lucky,” said Shorty. “I’ll send for Judge Powers
- in the morning.”</p>
-
- <p>At supper time I fell in line with my new friends
- and ate at the same table, after which we marched to
- our cells and were locked in. These scheming yeggs
- had managed to get possession of the most desirable
- cell in the prison, probably by bribing the trusty
- prisoner whose duty it was to look after the cell house.
- On each side of the cell was a framework ingeniously
- made of angle iron that contained two bunks, one above
- the other. The mattresses were filled with clean straw,
- the blankets were new and clean. George gave me a
- small feather pillow. In the center of our cell at the
- upper end was a table on which stood a fine Rochester
- oil lamp that gave plenty of light. Newspapers were
- produced, and the “best people” settled themselves for
- the evening.</p>
-
- <p>George, who by reason of his age and experience
- was “captain of the outfit,” explained to me that, being
- the last man in the cell, it was my duty to empty the
- slop bucket in the morning and sweep out.</p>
-
- <p>I must stop to describe briefly my three cellmates, all
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_107">[107]</span>persistent and professional criminals, because of their
- influence on my after life.</p>
-
- <p>A name on a prison register doesn’t usually mean
- anything. Although I knew George well later, I never
- learned from him his family name or birthplace.
- To ask about those things in the underworld is to
- invite suspicion. All criminals conceal them carefully
- and resent questions. George was known on the road
- and to the police as “Foot-and-a-half George” because
- of an injury to one of his feet that cost him a couple
- of toes and caused a slight limp. It happened in this
- way, as he told me one night when we were waiting
- to open up the powder house at a rock quarry and
- get a supply of fresh dynamite, caps and fuse.</p>
-
- <p>“I always crush into these powder shacks for my
- ‘puff’ for two reasons; first, it’s always in good
- condition; second, if you buy it you’ve got to leave your
- mug with the storekeeper. He’s always suspicious of
- anybody buying explosives and is apt to remember
- you and cause trouble later in case of a pinch.</p>
-
- <p>“I got this bum foot,” he said, sticking it out,
- pointing to the shoe with its bent-up toe, “through buying
- a roll of rotten fuse at an out-of-the-way general store
- in Montana. I was goin’ against ‘P.O.’s’ then. I
- always favored post offices because in the small
- country ones the postmaster has to furnish the box himself
- and gets the cheapest one he can find. He don’t care
- because the government stands the loss if it’s a plain
- burglary from the outside.</p>
-
- <p>“Besides that, you’re a cinch to get some coin and
- a bundle of stickers out of every ‘P.O.’ You can
- peddle the stamps anywhere at sixty or eighty per cent
- and they can’t be identified. Then again, if you do
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_108">[108]</span>fall, the government don’t hang a lot of prior
- convictions on you and bury you. The limit for a ‘P.O.’
- is five years and you never get that if you use a little
- judgment. Yes, I’m strong for the government,”
- mused the veteran, reflectively.</p>
-
- <p>“This caper I’m tellin’ you about was a third-class
- ‘P.O.’ outside of Butte, Montana. It was soft, and
- good for a few hundred dollars so I decided to go
- against it alone. No use takin’ a bunch of thirsty
- bums along and stealin’ money for them to slop up in
- some saloon the next day. Anyway, I had a hole in
- the old box an’ a shot in it in half an hour. I strung
- the fuse to a window and touched it off from the
- outside. It spluttered along the floor and up to the door
- of the box, but nothing happened. After a few
- minutes I went back inside to put on a fresh piece of fuse.
- Just as I got in front of the box there was a roar,
- the door came off, and knocked me flat. The edge
- of it caught my foot on the floor and smashed all the
- toes.”</p>
-
- <p>“Did you get the coin?”</p>
-
- <p>“You’re damn right, I did.</p>
-
- <p>“After my wind came back I got the coin and
- stickers, limped outside where I had an old ‘swift’
- tied to a hitching rack. I had no saddle and it was
- a tough ride into Silver Bow Junction. But I got there
- before daylight and grabbed a rattler into Pocatello
- where ‘Salt Chunk Mary’ put me away, got a doctor,
- and got rid of my ‘stickers.’ That’s why I’m so
- particular about my fuse,” he concluded.</p>
-
- <p>This grizzled old yegg was a by-product of our
- Civil War. Apprentice to a village blacksmith, he
- was drafted into the army, where he learned the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_109">[109]</span>disruptive force of powder, and many other things
- useful to him in his profession of safe breaking. His
- rough war service, his knowledge of mechanics and
- explosives combined to equip him for what he
- became—one of the pioneers of safe breaking. From black
- powder he turned to dynamite and afterward was one
- of the first to “thrash out the soup”—a process used
- by the bums and yeggs for extracting the explosive
- oil, nitro glycerine, from sticks of “dan” or dynamite.
- He boasted that he had never done a day’s work
- outside of prison since he was mustered out of the army,
- except one year in a safe factory in the East where
- he went deliberately and worked for starvation wages
- to learn something of the construction of a very much
- used make of safe and its lock. Fortified with this
- knowledge, he followed that particular make of safe
- to many parts of the world, and, as he said, “knocked
- ’em open like ripe watermelons.”</p>
-
- <p>George inherited a very ordinary set of features to
- start with. His war scars and rough bouts on the
- road and in prison hadn’t served to add anything
- to them in the way of refinement. His head rose
- to a point from all four sides. The “Sanctimonious
- Kid,” one of my cellmates, once said of George:
- “If you were to put a dime on the top of George’s
- head and start it sliding down the back it would fall
- inside his shirt collar; if you started it down his
- forehead it would wind up in his mouth, his lower jaw
- sticks out so far.” His eyes were small and cunning.
- They looked as if they had been taken out, fried in
- oil, and put back. Dead, pale blue and
- expressionless, they gave no hint of the cunning, always-busy
- brain behind them. His nose wasn’t worth looking
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_110">[110]</span>at, just a small knob of soft red flesh, long since
- collapsed and hanging like a pendant from between his
- eyes. He was of medium height, broad, heavy and
- rugged. With all his ill-favored appearance and his
- rolling, limping walk that seemed to start at his
- shoulders and work its way down into his legs, he had a
- heart of gold and oak, and knowing him one readily
- forgave him ungovernable temper and violent
- outbursts of rage. He was square. His life was stormy
- and his death sudden and violent as “Smiler’s.” But
- that has another place in this story.</p>
-
- <p>The “Sanctimonious Kid” was, in point of years
- and experience, second to George, and naturally
- second in say in the cell. All matters of importance were
- submitted to George first, then to “Sanc” and lastly
- to “Soldier Johnnie,” the third man. Nothing was
- submitted to me. I had no say about anything. All
- I had to do was to keep my mouth shut and listen all
- I wanted to.</p>
-
- <p>“Sanc” had everything that George lacked. Tall,
- six feet, slender and soft stepping, more active than
- most men half his size, you would not suspect him of
- two hundred pounds, solid flesh and bone. Straight
- without stiffness, natural, like an Indian. Dark hair,
- eyes and skin. Handsome, intelligent. Years after,
- I saw him in the dock of a crowded court room in a
- big city. His head was the finest, his face the
- handsomest, and his poise the surest of any there, from
- the judge down to the alternate juror. His nose, eyes
- and forehead might have been those of a minister or
- divinity student. But there was a hard look about
- his mouth, and something in his jaw that suggested
- the butcher. He was educated and a constant reader.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_111">[111]</span>Whether it was his appearance or his careful manner
- of speech that got him his monoger, “The
- Sanctimonious Kid,” I never knew. He was serving a short
- sentence for house burglary, at which he was an
- expert.</p>
-
- <p>We traveled together for several years after he
- was released, and I found him one of the squarest
- and most resourceful thieves I ever knew. At last,
- after one of the cleverest prison escapes on record,
- he went to Australia where he was hanged for the
- murder of a police constable.</p>
-
- <p>“Soldier Johnnie,” who had served a term in the
- army, was the youngest of the three. He was an
- industrious and trustworthy yegg who made his living
- serving as “target” or outside man, for the yegg mobs
- that preyed on country banks. The “target” is the
- most reliable man in the mob. To him is given the
- job of sticking up the town bull if he appears while
- the others are inside. He is the first one to get shot
- at and the last. It’s his job to carry the heavy
- artillery and stand off the natives while the others get the
- coin, and then to cover the get-away.</p>
-
- <p>He was born lucky. His face and figure were
- neutral. A hard man to pick up on his description.
- Medium size and weight. After one look at him you
- couldn’t say whether his hair was brown or black,
- whether his eyes were gray or blue. Quiet,
- unobtrusive, soft-spoken, a copper would hesitate before
- halting him on the street.</p>
-
- <p>Such were my companions, guides, friends and
- philosophers, day and night, till the day of my trial,
- which soon came.</p>
-
- <p>Shorty’s letter to Judge Powers brought one of his
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_112">[112]</span>office men out to see me the next day, who got the
- points in my case and went away with one hundred
- dollars of Shorty’s money. I felt better after his
- visit, he was so fresh, vigorous, confident. “Nothing
- to it, young man,” he said breezily, “I’ll be in court
- when you appear to plead and have a day set for your
- trial; that is, if they want to waste their time trying
- you.”</p>
-
- <p>I went back into the prison yard with his card in
- my hand and gave it to Shorty. He passed it to
- George and then to “Sanc.”</p>
-
- <p>“I know him,” Sanc said. “He is in Powers’ firm.
- Powers will tell him what to do. You are all right.
- True, he is but a second-class man, but that’s not so
- bad. These second-class lawyers can skin a first-class
- bunko man any day in the week. I see no reason why
- he cannot skin a third-class judge in a territorial
- court.”</p>
-
- <p>I soon saw that these three cellmates of mine
- practically controlled the inside of the prison. They had
- brains and character backed by courage and the
- valuable background of a reputation for doing things
- outside.</p>
-
- <p>I say they had character because, while they did
- wrong things, they always tried to do them in the right
- way and at the right time. The thief who goes out
- and steals money to pay back room rent rather than
- swindle his poor landlady has character. The one
- who runs away without paying her has no character.
- The thief who holds out a lady’s watch on his pal to
- give to his girl has no character.</p>
-
- <p>In the underworld one has good or bad character
- as in any other layer of society. The thief who pays
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_113">[113]</span>off borrowed money, debts, or grudges has a good
- character among his fellows; and the thief who does
- the reverse has a bad character. Thieves strive for
- good character and make as great sacrifices to keep
- it as men do anywhere else. A burglar can have
- friends, but he has to pay his room rent or he will
- lose them, and they will despise him.</p>
-
- <p>Because of this quality these three men had money
- in the prison office, sent them by friends at liberty.</p>
-
- <p>They had visitors frequently, who kept them well
- supplied with books and magazines. The evening
- mail brought newspapers from many cities. They
- kept well informed, particularly about criminal and
- legal doings. The papers were carefully read at
- night, and the next morning “routed” throughout the
- prison till, torn and read ragged, they found their way
- into the hands of the lowliest “bindle stiff” in the
- farthest corner of the yard.</p>
-
- <p>There were fat times when we didn’t go into the
- dining room for a week. A half-gallon bucket of milk
- was left at the cell every evening. Loaves of fresh,
- hot bread were smuggled up from the bakeshop, and
- juicy steaks from the guards’ quarters. These
- creature comforts helped to take the curse off the place,
- and mitigate the prison pangs. Our light was put out,
- not when the nine o’clock bell rang, but when George,
- or Sanc, or Johnnie felt like going to sleep. The
- guards looked the other way when they went by in
- their felt-soled shoes, on their night rounds through
- the prison.</p>
-
- <p>In the prison yard there was a deep well from which
- water for bathing and other uses was pumped to a
- large tank on the prison roof. The pump was manned
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_114">[114]</span>by four prisoners who had to work in one-hour shifts.
- A gang of eight men were detailed each week for this
- work, which was not hard—nothing more than
- exercise—and no one ever complained. My name was
- called one Saturday evening and I was instructed to
- report at the pump the following Monday morning. I
- thought nothing of it, and would have pumped
- cheerfully. But that night “Soldier Johnnie,” who was
- something of a jail lawyer and agitator for his and his
- friends’ rights, remarked that they were wrong in
- forcing me to work because I had not been convicted of
- any crime and that I ought to refuse to do it. The
- other two took the matter up and it was argued pro
- and con. They were pretty technical about it, and
- the weight of opinion was that it would be establishing
- a dangerous precedent for an unconvicted man to do
- any work of any kind in the prison and a test case
- should be made of it.</p>
-
- <p>I was willing enough, and, looking back at it now,
- I believe I was glad of the chance to do something to
- raise myself in the estimation of these distinguished
- characters.</p>
-
- <p>Monday morning I refused to work, explaining to
- the officer in charge that I was not lazy, but felt they
- had no right to order me to work before I was
- convicted. He appeared surprised, and took me to the
- office of the prison captain. He heard me out, and
- turning to the guard, said: “Throw this fresh kid in
- the cooler and leave him there till he gets ready to
- work.”</p>
-
- <p>I was given an old pair of overalls and a cotton
- shirt to wear in the “cooler,” where my outside clothes
- would have been ruined. The cooler or dark cell was
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_115">[115]</span>the same as other cells, except that there was nothing
- in it and the door was solid, admitting no light. The
- floor and walls were of thin steel and very cold. I
- slept on the floor without any kind of bedding or cover.
- There was but one fixture in the cell, a sheet-metal
- bucket smelling strongly of chloride of lime. My
- sentence carried the further punishment of bread and
- water, one thick slice a day and about a quart of water.</p>
-
- <p>A guard opened the cell in the afternoon the first
- day and put in a quart tin cup of water but no bread.
- As he was closing the cell, he said, not unkindly:
- “You’re a damned fool, kid. You’d better weaken
- and promise to go on the pump. I’ll tell the captain
- now, if you want, and you won’t have to freeze in
- here to-night.”</p>
-
- <p>“No, I won’t weaken,” I declared.</p>
-
- <p>“All right, but if you change your mind just rap on
- the door with that tin cup.”</p>
-
- <p>My teeth were chattering before nine o’clock that
- night, it was so cold. I could not sleep on the cold
- steel floor and walked up and down in my stocking
- feet all night. The next morning it became warmer
- and I slept in fits till noon when the guard came with
- my bread and a fresh cup of water. The bread was
- about half eaten when something got between my
- teeth that made me stop chewing, hungry as I was.</p>
-
- <p>I examined it, lying on my belly at the bottom of
- the door, where there was a crack of light. It was
- a piece of chicken quill about an inch long. I couldn’t
- imagine how it got into the bread, and out of curiosity
- and having nothing else to do, I broke it apart. There
- was a tightly rolled piece of paper inside, on which
- was written: “Stick. We’ll feed you to-night.”
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_116">[116]</span>There was no name, no explanation. I knew it was
- from my cellmates, and put in the balance of the day
- trying to figure how they would manage to get food
- into that tight cell in plain view of a guard all day
- and night.</p>
-
- <p>The cell above me was part of the prison proper,
- and was occupied by two prisoners doing time. That
- afternoon I heard unusual noises in it, and they
- indicated that some one was moving out or in.
- Immediately after “lockup” in the evening there was another
- new noise. Prisoners in dungeons rely almost entirely
- on sounds to tell them what is going on about them.
- Every sound has its meaning. No sound escapes them,
- and any new or unusual sound must be thought out and
- classified at once.</p>
-
- <p>The sound that attracted my attention was a low,
- grinding rasping that seemed to come from the floor
- of the cell above, which was the roof of my cell. One
- person above walked back and forth with his shoes
- on, making considerable noise. Something very
- unusual. The rasping became more distinct, and after
- an hour’s thought I concluded that somebody up above
- was boring a hole through the thin steel floor and that
- the walking was to cover the noise of drilling and to
- keep watch for the guard. Before nine o’clock there
- was an inch hole in the floor, and strips of tender meat,
- long pieces of bread, toasted to hold them together,
- cigarettes, and matches were being lowered into my
- cell. After them came a long, thin piece of rubber
- hose, from which I sucked about a quart of strong
- coffee.</p>
-
- <p>I spent about three weeks in the cooler and never
- missed my evening meal. My cellmates bribed the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_117">[117]</span>night guard to give me a blanket at night, which he
- took away from me before he went off watch in the
- morning, to protect himself. All in all, I didn’t fare
- so badly and was getting pretty well settled down to
- life in the dark cell when they took me out one
- evening and sent me back to my cell with instructions
- to be ready in the morning to go to court. I found
- my clothes in good shape and a clean shirt had been
- procured for me by my cellmates.</p>
-
- <p>They seemed to think they owed me an apology for
- not being able to get food into the dark cell until
- the second night, explaining in great detail how they
- had to get two gay cats moved out of the cell above
- me and have two members of the “Johnson family”
- put in it, who would attend to the matter. I was
- instructed by them to ask for an immediate trial; the
- captain had declared that he would keep me in the
- cooler till I either got acquitted or went to work
- pumping.</p>
-
- <p>The next morning the man from Judge Powers’
- office was in court and told me to plead not guilty.
- When this formality was done with, he asked for a
- trial on the earliest possible date, saying that it would
- not take more than two hours to try the case.</p>
-
- <p>“Two hours,” said the judge, looking over his
- calendar, “how would the day after to-morrow do?”</p>
-
- <p>There was no objection from either side. The case
- was set for trial. I went back to the prison and into
- the cooler. That evening my rations came down as
- usual. The guard gave me my blanket, but I couldn’t
- sleep. Everybody was confident I would be acquitted,
- but I was afraid. I remembered my experience in
- Denver when the judge gave me fifteen days without
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_118">[118]</span>a hearing, and at Port Costa when Casey gave us ten
- days. I imagined the procedure would be about the
- same in this case and was very uneasy.</p>
-
- <p>The next evening I was sent back to my cell. I
- found plenty to eat waiting me, and after a good
- supper my case was tried by my cellmate lawyers. They
- threshed it out from every conceivable angle, and
- declared that if I got convicted I would have to do
- it myself on the witness stand. They were so sure
- I wouldn’t come back that George gave me a
- ten-dollar bill.</p>
-
- <p>“Take that, Kid, you’ll need it. You can send it
- back when you feel able.”</p>
-
- <p>I promised to write them, and we agreed on a
- fictitious name for me to use. They all shook hands,
- bade me good-bye, and sent me away in high hopes.</p>
-
- <p>Judge Powers himself was in court the next
- morning. A fine, tall, gray, elderly gentleman, he patted
- me on the back in a fatherly manner.</p>
-
- <p>“Young man, I am going to put you on the witness
- stand and ask you one question: ‘Are you guilty or
- not guilty of this charge?’ You answer ‘No,’ and
- don’t answer any other questions from anybody unless
- I tell you to.”</p>
-
- <p>The jury was drawn in ten minutes. The witnesses
- that testified at the police court came on in the same
- order and gave the same testimony. Judge Powers
- asked the veiled woman we were preparing to rob if
- she had seen me at her house on the night in
- question or on any other night. She answered that she
- saw but one man, the one she shot. The detectives
- confined themselves to the truth. Powers looked at
- his watch with the air of a busy man being detained
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_119">[119]</span>over a trifling matter, and dismissed them without
- cross-examination. He waved the landlord off the
- stand without questioning him. When the prosecutor
- said: “That’s our case, Your Honor,” Powers looked
- at him, and then to the jury.</p>
-
- <p>“Is that all?” he asked, frowning.</p>
-
- <p>I was put on the witness stand and answered “No”
- very positively to his question. The prosecutor hadn’t
- anything to cross-examine me about. He started a few
- questions, but was stopped and gave up. My attorney
- made some motion and was overruled. He then offered
- to let the case go without argument from either side,
- but the prosecutor wanted to talk and the judge told
- him to go ahead.</p>
-
- <p>He argued about the same as the prosecutor in the
- police court, waved the bloody room-rent receipt and
- harped about the change of clothes and my absence
- from the room, and my refusal to make any
- statement. He dingdonged away till the judge ordered
- him to stop.</p>
-
- <p>Judge Powers went over the case in five minutes,
- the jury was instructed in five more, and went away
- to the jury room. I was nervous. I thought my
- attorney had not asked enough questions, hadn’t
- argued enough. The judge went into his chambers.
- Judge Powers followed him in for a visit. A few
- courtroom hangers got up and went out. Nobody
- paid any attention to me. The bailiff who had me in
- charge strolled about the room, gossiping. There was
- no dock in the courtroom. I was sitting outside the
- railed-off enclosure at the attorneys’ table. The jury
- hadn’t been out fifteen minutes, but I was so nervous
- I couldn’t sit still, and got up to stretch my legs. The
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_120">[120]</span>bailiff was busy talking to a man who came in from
- the street. His back was turned to me as I walked
- a few steps up the aisle in the direction of the door,
- and then back.</p>
-
- <p>The next time I walked farther toward the door
- before turning, and still he never looked at me. The
- third time I went to the door and out, and oozed
- down the broad, single flight of stairs into the main
- street. Dodging between two hacks at the curb I
- crossed to the opposite side of the street and looked
- back up the stairway to the courtroom—no alarm yet.
- Directly in front of me was a basement restaurant.
- I went downstairs, straight through the dining room
- to the kitchen, into the back yard, and then to the
- alley without being molested. When I got out of
- the alley I turned every corner I came to for fifteen
- minutes and finished in the railroad yards, instinctively.</p>
-
- <p>The whistles were blowing for twelve o’clock, noon.
- I saw no signs of any outgoing trains and decided to
- plant myself somewhere nearby till night, when I could
- get a train or walk out of town in safety. I found
- an old deserted barn and hid up in the loft, hungry
- and thirsty, till dark.</p>
-
- <p>A passenger train was due out on the Rio Grande
- at eight. With much caution I made my way along
- between lines of box cars till I got near enough to the
- depot to get aboard the blind end of a baggage car.
- I held the train all night, carefully dodging about at
- every stop.</p>
-
- <p>At daylight, as the train slowed down for a stop,
- a man climbed up beside me. “You’re arrested,” he
- shouted, tapping a big gun in its holster.</p>
-
- <p>I was discouraged. After all my hiding and
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_121">[121]</span>dodging and starving, I must now go back to Salt Lake.
- He took me off the train and held my arm as the
- train pulled out. I was scared and desperate. I
- could see the penitentiary opening up for me again,
- and the dungeon. As the last coach was even with us,
- I gave the constable, that’s who he was, a vicious
- push and he fell into a ditch beside the track.</p>
-
- <p>The train was moving fast now, but with a
- tremendous effort I clutched one of the handbars and
- the momentum threw me up on the rear steps. Just
- as I landed, one of the trainmen opened the rear door
- and saw me. He had his mouth open to say
- something when he saw the constable crawling out of the
- ditch, firing his pistol in the air and making signs to
- him. He pulled the bell cord.</p>
-
- <p>As the train slowed down two more trainmen
- appeared and the three began kicking me. I jumped
- off and fell into the hands of the constable, who came
- up reënforced by some natives from the depot. They
- all fell on me and gave me an unmerciful skull
- dragging. After they got done scruffing me around, two
- of them took me by each arm and the constable
- fastened both hands in my coat collar from behind. The
- ones that couldn’t find a place to lay hold on me
- surrounded us, a tribe of small boys appeared from
- nowhere, and I was dragged, pushed, and bumped
- across the fields to the village and thrown into the jail.</p>
-
- <p>When I was safely locked in, the constable mopped
- his forehead with his sleeve, and, shaking his fist at
- me, said: “Sure as God made little apples I’ll see
- that you get ten days.” They all went away then
- except the small boys. They lingered around all
- afternoon peeping in at the windows.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_122">[122]</span>It was a mail-order jail—two steel cells on a
- concrete foundation. A cheap wooden shack had been
- built around the cells to keep the weather out. The
- door of the shack was always open and there was
- plenty of light. The cell they put me in was clean,
- and there was a roll of new blankets in it. I was the
- only prisoner.</p>
-
- <p>I unrolled the blankets and, stretching out on the
- floor, tried to figure out what had happened. I
- couldn’t understand the constable’s threat to get me
- ten days, and concluded he was so excited that he said
- ten days when he meant ten years.</p>
-
- <p>He turned out to be a very decent fellow. He was
- postmaster, section boss, and constable. He appeared
- at the jail in the evening with a big dishpan full of
- food—bread, meat, butter, a fruit jar full of fresh
- milk, and half a pie. He apologized for having lost
- his temper and treating me so roughly, asked me if I
- wanted tobacco, and made a special trip back to his
- house for some old magazines.</p>
-
- <p>I was surprised to learn that I had been arrested
- for trespass, or stealing a ride. He explained that
- the bums had burned a string of box cars farther up
- the road and the “company” had sent out orders to
- arrest them on sight and give them ten days.</p>
-
- <p>“It’s a wonder somebody along the road didn’t tell
- you about it,” he said. “You’re the first one I’ve seen
- for a month. The bums are all going over the Union
- Pacific now instead of the Rio Grande. It’s too bad,
- you’ll get ten days sure in the morning. Company’s
- orders. Good night.”</p>
-
- <p>I put in most of the night trying to think up a talk
- for the judge next morning. After bringing my
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_123">[123]</span>breakfast the constable went after him, and about nine
- o’clock they appeared, a few town loungers following
- them. They didn’t even take me out of the cell for
- my “trial.”</p>
-
- <p>The judge asked my name, read the law from a
- code he brought along, listened patiently to my talk,
- and solemnly sentenced me to ten days in the jail.
- I asked him to take my ten-dollar bill and let me go,
- but he refused it.</p>
-
- <p>“Sorry, young man. Can’t do it. Company’s
- orders, ten days.”</p>
-
- <p>One of the loungers threw me a Salt Lake
- newspaper, another gave me a sack of tobacco, cigarette
- papers, and matches. When they had gone I opened
- the paper and found the story of my escape from the
- courtroom. The reporter treated it humorously, and
- made fun of everybody connected with my trial. I
- didn’t know what he saw about it that was so funny
- till I got to the end of it, where he said the jury came
- in with their verdict of “not guilty” before I was out
- of the block.</p>
-
- <p>This took a big load off my mind; nothing to fear
- now. I could go back to Salt Lake and wait for my
- friends to come out of prison. The Sanctimonious
- Kid had but two weeks more to do, Soldier Johnnie
- but a month. George had almost a year yet to do.</p>
-
- <p>All thought of going home was gone. I owed money
- to Shorty and George. That must be paid. All worry
- was off my mind now and I began planning to get
- some money when I got out. My head was full of
- schemes I had absorbed during my month in the
- penitentiary. George’s tales of fat post offices and country
- general stores came back to me. Idle all day in my
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_124">[124]</span>cell, my eyes and thoughts turned to the big general
- store directly across the street from the jail.</p>
-
- <p>The constable often talked to me in the evening
- while I ate supper. I learned from him that all the
- money in the town was in the big safe in the store,
- his post office money and stamps included. The store
- owner, as was often the case in small towns, did a
- banking business and had acquired about all the money
- in the place.</p>
-
- <p>It was a puzzle to me how to get out of the town
- when my time was up without spending my ten dollars
- for fare. This was not to be thought of. The
- constable solved it by volunteering to put me on a freight
- train that stopped there in the daytime and fix it with
- the crew to let me ride back to Salt Lake, where I
- could start east over the Union Pacific.</p>
-
- <p>The morning my ten days expired I went over to
- the store, bought some tobacco, and waited around till
- time for the train. I got the make of the big safe,
- its location in the store, and any other information
- I could, without asking questions, and decided to
- report the matter to my friends at Salt Lake. The
- constable fixed me for a ride, as he promised, but
- instead of stopping at Salt Lake I went on to Ogden
- and wrote a letter to Sanc, telling him where I would
- be when he came out. I was careful with my ten
- dollars and had half of it when he appeared at Ogden.</p>
-
- <p>I at once told him of my ten-day sentence and about
- the fat general store. He had promised to wait for
- Soldier Johnnie, who was due in three weeks, and
- offered to pay my expenses till then, when something
- might be done about my store.</p>
-
- <p>Johnnie was discharged in due time and arrived at
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_125">[125]</span>Ogden. He was pretty well supplied with money and
- there was no rush about doing anything. We talked
- over the general store, but Johnnie didn’t like the looks
- of it. The night trains didn’t stop at the town, and
- it was so far from Salt Lake that horses were out of
- the question.</p>
-
- <p>“No getaway,” he said. “I can beat the box all
- right, but we can’t get out of there if we do get the
- money.” Sanc agreed.</p>
-
- <p>During my ten-day stay in the town I had turned
- over in my mind a hundred plans, but only one of them
- seemed feasible, and I was almost afraid to broach
- that to them. At last, when I saw they were going
- to give it up as a bad job, I said to them:</p>
-
- <p>“Can’t you both go over there, get yourselves ten
- days like I did, make a key for the cell, and go out
- at night and get the box? You could plant the money
- and lock yourselves up again. Then when your time
- is up you can go away and come back for the coin when
- the thing cools off.”</p>
-
- <p>They looked at me and laughed. An hour later
- Sanc said to Johnnie:</p>
-
- <p>“Say, there might be something in that, after all.
- We would have a perfect alibi.”</p>
-
- <p>The bizarre appealed to Sanc.</p>
-
- <p>After some discussion they decided to “look into it.”</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER X</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">An</span> apprentice to a mob of yeggs has to do the
- rough, unskilled work just as if he were learning a
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_126">[126]</span>trade from any craftsman. I was sent out to get
- dynamite, caps, and fuse at a railroad construction
- camp, and returned with them safely. My next job
- was to go out and buy a number of twist drills.
- Johnnie hired a horse, bought a couple of blankets and
- a pair of overalls, and set off to look over the general
- store. The dynamite and drills were to be left near
- the store so they would be available in case they
- decided to “crush” into the jail and beat the box while
- serving their time.</p>
-
- <p>He returned in a week, very enthusiastic. The box
- looked good. There were guns and ammunition in the
- store. The jail was empty. There was a blacksmith
- shop where other necessary tools could be had, the
- town was dead at night. He had fitted keys to the
- padlocks on both the jail cells (all this would have
- been my work if I had not been known in the town),
- and had planted his “dan,” caps, and fuse safely near
- the jail. He had picked out another spot near the
- jail where the money was to be planted.</p>
-
- <p>Their plan was to buy tickets to the town nearest
- the one where I was arrested, on the same passenger
- train, then to get out and on the baggage, where the
- hostile constable would find them. I was given enough
- money to supply my wants till the business was over.
- They secreted the jail keys carefully in their shoes.
- The cautious Johnnie had also planted in the empty
- jail files and blank keys to be used in case they lost
- those they were carrying.</p>
-
- <p>“The only danger is,” said Sanc, “that some other
- bums may be picked up and thrown into this jail with
- us.”</p>
-
- <p>“In that case,” Johnnie replied, “we’ll have to do
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_127">[127]</span>our ten days and crush right back in again and stay
- there till we can get the jail all to ourselves.”</p>
-
- <p>“Kid,” said Sanc, as they were leaving, “watch the
- papers. If it goes all right we’ll be back in about
- two weeks. If it goes wrong, and you never can tell,
- you will know from the papers what happened. Then
- send somebody up to the ‘stir’ to see George and he
- will tell you what to do.”</p>
-
- <p>Ten days later the burglary was reported in the
- papers. Four thousand dollars had been taken from
- the general store and the man hunt was on. The
- burglars had worked quietly. The theft was not
- discovered till opening-up time the next morning. The
- thieves were evidently experts, and left behind them
- the most complete set of safe-breaking tools seen in
- years, etc., etc. They had escaped by taking a hand
- car from the section house. It was found wrecked
- several miles down the railroad track.</p>
-
- <p>Johnnie and Sanc had strengthened their alibi and
- strangled any suspicion that might fall on them by
- taking the “John O’Brien”—the bums’ term for hand
- car, so called because every other section boss in those
- days was named O’Brien—and starting it down the
- railroad. There was a slight grade and it traveled
- several miles before jumping the track into the ditch,
- where it was found wrecked, “abandoned by the
- burglars.”</p>
-
- <p>The hunt started from there. Blanket stiffs
- looking for work were brought in, questioned, locked up
- for a day or two, and let go. The trains were searched
- up and down the line. Bums were brought in, got
- their ten days, but the burglars escaped and in a week
- the hue and cry was over. It was almost three weeks
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_128">[128]</span>before the burglars showed up at Ogden. They were
- nervous and irritable, complaining that the jail had
- got uncomfortably filled up the last few days they were
- there. They got lousy from the blanket stiffs. The
- constable was sore about the burglary and wouldn’t
- square them for a ride into Salt Lake as he had done
- for me, and they had to pay their fare out of the
- town. Their money was almost gone, and there, in
- that little burg, was four thousand dollars that couldn’t
- be touched for at least a month, and somebody was
- liable to “steal” it on them. I got nervous, too.</p>
-
- <p>We decided to go up to Pocatello and kill the month
- around Salt Chunk Mary’s, where we would be safe
- and welcome, and where they could borrow enough
- money to live on until the time came to go after the
- four thousand. After a night’s ride we were welcomed
- by Mary, who spread the customary feed of beans
- and salt pork before us. She inquired anxiously about
- “Foot-and-a-half George.” She seemed to know every
- bum on the road of any consequence.</p>
-
- <p>Johnnie put in his time down in the jungle drinking
- with the bums. Sanc and I either watched the fine
- six-foot Indians that stalked about the town looking
- scornfully at their white inferiors, or the tinhorn
- gamblers who skinned the railroad men on pay days and
- each other afterward.</p>
-
- <p>Pay day was coming on and the town took on a busy
- aspect. Small-money gamblers appeared with their
- women companions. “Brass peddlers,” bums who sold
- imitation gold jewelry, principally rings, appeared on
- the streets with their ninety-cents-a-dozen gold “hoops”
- made in Wichita, Kansas, and “dropped” them to the
- Indian squaws and railroad laborers for any price
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_129">[129]</span>from one dollar up. Other bums had bundles of pants
- and shoes planted in the jungle, the proceeds of a
- boxcar burglary on the Oregon Short Line. These articles
- were peddled openly about the railroad shops and to
- trainmen in the yards. A band of yeggs on their way
- to Great Falls and then to the “Canadian side”
- stopped off to thresh out their “soup” in the jungle.</p>
-
- <p>The “Johnson family” became so numerous that a
- “convention” must be held. In any well-ordered
- convention all persons of suspicious or doubtful intentions
- are thrown out at the start. When a bums’
- “convention” is to be held, the jungle is first cleared of all
- outsiders such as “gay cats,” “dingbats,” “whangs,”
- “bindle stiffs,” “jungle buzzards,” and “scissors bills.”
- Conventions are not so popular in these droughty days.
- Formerly kegs of beer were rolled into the jungle and
- the “punks,” young bums, were sent for “mickies,”
- bottles of alcohol. “Mulligans” of chicken or beef
- were put to cooking on big fires. There was a general
- boiling up of clothes and there was shaving and
- sometimes haircutting.</p>
-
- <p>The yeggs threshed out their “soup” and prepared
- for the road. The “brass peddlers” compared notes
- and devised new stunts for “dropping” their wares.
- Traveling beggars, crippled in every conceivable
- manner, discussed the best “spots” for profitable begging.
- Beggars of this type are always welcomed at a
- “convention” or any other place where thieves or bums
- congregate.</p>
-
- <p>This may seem strange, but it’s a fact. The
- underworld beggars are the most reliable and trustworthy,
- the most self-sacrificing and the quickest to help of
- any class of people outside the pale of society.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_130">[130]</span>Crippled, wounded thieves, fugitives and escaping
- prisoners, if they know what they are about, always turn
- to the beggars for aid and are never refused. They
- are sheltered in the beggar’s humble “flop,” his small
- “plunge” (money he begs) is divided with them, and
- he carries messages any distance to their friends and
- relatives. The beggar minds his own business, settles
- his own feuds, and I cannot recall ever seeing one
- of them in court testifying against anybody for
- anything.</p>
-
- <p>This convention at Pocatello ended in a most
- unusual way. Nobody was killed, none of them fell
- in the fire. There was no fighting. When their
- “pennies” were all “slopped up,” and the food eaten, the
- bums folded their tents and stole silently away to their
- different activities.</p>
-
- <p>Sanc and Johnnie borrowed money from Mary and
- we went back to Ogden, where they prepared for their
- journey, horseback, after our coin.</p>
-
- <p>“Are you both going?” I asked.</p>
-
- <p>“Yes,” they answered without looking at each other.
- I wondered if each mistrusted the other, and if I would
- ever see either of them again, or any of the money.</p>
-
- <p>My fear of never seeing Sanc or Johnnie was
- groundless and a wrong to them. They returned
- within a week to the cheap lodging house where we
- quartered at Ogden. The four thousand was split in
- three equal parts. I was sent out with about
- seventy-five dollars in silver coin to lay off for paper or gold.
- They looked at me curiously as I stowed away my bit.</p>
-
- <p>“Top dough for you, isn’t it, kid?” said Sanc.</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, two hundred was the most I ever had. I
- didn’t expect to get one-third of this money. I doubt
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_131">[131]</span>if I earned it. I took no chances. You two did all
- the work.”</p>
-
- <p>“We talked that over,” he replied, “and decided
- you were entitled to an even cut. It was your caper,
- you located it. You had the nerve to propose what
- we first thought was a bughouse caper. We are clean
- so far as the coppers are concerned. If we ever do
- any time for this we’ll have to plead guilty to it.
- The constable of that town would be our best witness
- if we got picked up on it. He would never admit
- that we could screw (key) out of his jail, beat that
- box, plant the coin, throw the jail screws in the creek,
- and go back and lock ourselves up. He might admit
- that it could happen to some other jail, but he will
- swear it couldn’t be done to his, see?</p>
-
- <p>“But here’s the main reason we gave you an even
- cut of the coin. From the way you stepped in Smiler’s
- case, and the way you took your jolt in the cooler at
- the ‘big house’ we know you are ‘right.’ If anything
- had gone wrong with this caper and we had to take
- a pinch, we figured you would have been a big help
- on the outside. That’s why you are declared ‘in and
- in’ with the works.</p>
-
- <p>“And now that we can lay off for a while, where
- will we go?” turning to Johnnie.</p>
-
- <p>“First,” said Johnnie, “we’ll go back to Pocatello
- and pay Mary. She told me she was going to Salt
- Lake soon to visit George at the ‘big house.’ I want
- to send a few dollars to some people there. The kid
- here wants to pay the hundred to Shorty that went to
- Judge Powers and the ten George gave him. You’ll
- probably want to send something, too. We can give
- it all to Mary and she’ll deliver it. While we’re there
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_132">[132]</span>I’ll have her buy me a pair of ‘smoke wagons.’ No
- telling how soon I’ll be broke, and if I have a couple
- of guns I won’t be helpless. Then I’m going home
- for the winter, if nothing happens. When I got this
- last jolt I wrote and told my people I was going to
- Alaska for two years and they wouldn’t hear from me
- till I got back.</p>
-
- <p>“I go home now and then when I have a decent
- piece of money. My old people are both living, and
- I’ve got seven brothers and sisters. I bring them all
- something nice for presents, not that they need
- anything, but just to rub it into them. I am the youngest
- and always had to take the leavings. The first lock
- I ever busted was on the pantry in the kitchen of my
- old New Hampshire home, so far away.</p>
-
- <p>“Where are you going, kid?”</p>
-
- <p>“I’d like to stay with you people, but if you are
- going to split out, I’ll go to San Francisco for a
- while.”</p>
-
- <p>“You can go with me,” cut in Sanc. “I’m going
- to San Francisco for the winter. No New Hampshire
- winter for me.”</p>
-
- <p>I think the two of them were looking forward to
- a few months of quiet, peace, and maybe dissipation.
- My thoughts were running ahead to future burglaries.
- No thought of going home, even when Johnnie was
- telling of his home life. When I was hiding in the
- empty house covered with Smiler’s blood, I wanted to
- go home, because I was in a tough hole. Now I was
- safe, independent, the life fascinated me. No thought
- of home now.</p>
-
- <p>“What shall I do with the balance of the dynamite
- and drills?” I asked. “Somebody might step on the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_133">[133]</span>bundle and blow the house down. It’s planted out in
- the back.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m going to meet George here in the spring when
- he gets out,” said Sanc. “It would save us the trouble
- of stealing more if we could plant it.” He was
- thoughtful for a minute.</p>
-
- <p>“Kid, in the morning you go up to the bank and
- rent a safety box for a year—it’s about four dollars.
- Arrange with them to let any one into it that brings
- a key. Tell them there will be nothing of value there,
- just papers, and that you may want to send some one
- else after them and to let any one open it who comes
- with the key—better get two keys. After you get the
- box arranged for, come down, get the ‘dan’ and ‘stems’
- (drills), and put them safely away in the box. When
- you get the receipt for the box rent tear it up, throw
- the pieces away, and bring me the keys. I’ll plant
- them here in this joint somewhere where I can find
- them when I return.”</p>
-
- <p>Johnnie laughed. “Sanc, are you going to plant
- that stuff in the ‘jug’?”</p>
-
- <p>“Certainly, the bank will take good care of it and
- it won’t deteriorate. I’m not going to carry the box
- key around on my watch chain and put the receipt
- carefully away in my pocket. If I get snared by the
- bulls they won’t know I’ve got a safety box unless I
- snitch on myself, and if I were going to stay in this
- town my money would be in that box, too.”</p>
-
- <p>When the bank opened next morning I rented the
- box and was given two keys and a password, and was
- told that anybody bringing a key and the password
- would have access to the box. “Even if it’s a
- Chinaman,” said the attendant.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_134">[134]</span>The receipt was destroyed, and the stuff, in a neat
- parcel, put in the box. Sanc took the keys, planted
- them somewhere about the premises, and buried the
- password in his fertile mind.</p>
-
- <p>“Go down to the depot, kid, and get three tickets
- to Pocatello. We’ll all stay uptown till the train is
- ready to pull out. No good hanging around that
- depot, it’s lousy with bulls.”</p>
-
- <p>Johnnie was a typical knight of the road. He
- believed that beds were for sick people in hospitals,
- that room rent was wild extravagance, and paying fare
- on the railroad nothing but ostentatious spending. He
- protested.</p>
-
- <p>“Sanc, you’re not going to start paying fare?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, I am, and I’ll buy you a ticket to California
- if you’ll come. Just look at the pleasure you would
- have beating your way from there back to your home
- town in New Hampshire.”</p>
-
- <p>“That’s the funny part of it,” said Johnnie. “My
- home town is twenty miles off the railroad and I
- always have to pay fare on the stage going in and
- out.”</p>
-
- <p>Back at Pocatello we paid Mary the borrowed
- money, and spent some in her place for interest. She
- gladly undertook to deliver the money we wanted
- to go to our friends at the prison, and we gave
- it to her, capable woman that she was, feeling
- as sure they would get it as if we were doing it
- ourselves.</p>
-
- <p>Mary bought or sold anything crooked. Johnnie
- paid her for a couple of guns and gave her an address
- in Chicago to express them to. He could have bought
- them cheaper there, but in the matter of buying guns
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_135">[135]</span>he was careful. Mary was square, and no matter what
- happened, she would not talk.</p>
-
- <p>“Be sure and get thirty-eight caliber, Mary,” he
- cautioned. “I won’t have any off calibers or strange
- make of guns. I want the kind that everybody else
- has. I don’t want to shoot anybody, but if I do they
- won’t dig a forty-one caliber slug out of him and find
- a forty-one caliber gun on me.”</p>
-
- <p>We parted at Pocatello, agreeing to “weigh in”
- (meet) at Ogden in the spring; Johnnie starting home,
- where he never arrived, and we to the Coast.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XI</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">We</span> arrived in San Francisco safely and without
- incident. The first thing was to get rooms. My
- experience in the matter of Smiler inclined me toward
- a room by myself. Sanc, always cautious, decided
- it would be safest to have separate rooms. I found
- a nice, quiet German hotel in the Mission where I
- located, and Sanc found himself a place downtown.
- After getting settled, Sanc took our paper money to
- a bank and got gold for it.</p>
-
- <p>At that time storekeepers hesitated about taking
- paper. Many of them did not know good from bad
- paper, there was so little of it in circulation, and they
- had been loaded up with Confederate bills till they
- were suspicious of any paper and sometimes called in
- a copper to inspect it and the person who proffered
- it. We didn’t want any of this thing, and got gold at
- once.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_136">[136]</span>“Now for another safety box,” said Sanc. “I would
- prefer the bank, straight, but there’s too many
- formalities about putting it in and getting it out, and besides
- that you can do a lot of locating if you have a safety
- box. You can go in two or more times a day and
- you will always see people going and coming to their
- boxes with money or jewelry. Many women have all
- their jewelry in safety boxes and only take it out when
- they want to display it at a theater or party. They
- lift it on the afternoon of the evening they want to
- wear it, and put it back the next morning, but they
- have to keep it at home that night. Simplest thing in
- the world to tail them home from the bank.</p>
-
- <p>“The safety box is also used,” he continued to
- illuminate me, “by race-horse men, gamblers, and the
- moneyed macquereau, and I don’t mind telling you
- that I’d rather ‘prowl’ one of them than any business
- man. It’s a joy to hear one of them squawk, and most
- of them would put the old index finger on you or me
- in a minute, just by the way of alibi.</p>
-
- <p>“There is one bad objection to a safety box for a
- thief. The coppers are beginning to get wise that they
- are the greatest receptacles of loot in the world. They
- are loaded with stolen money, jewelry, bonds; and the
- larger boxes are often used to store smuggled opium
- and other contraband drugs. The coppers hang
- around them, doing a little locating themselves, and
- if I were known in the town I wouldn’t think of having
- anything crooked in one of them. I will pay for the
- box, and tell them I play poker and may want
- to get money before or after banking hours, and that
- you are to have access to it at any time.”</p>
-
- <p>He got two keys and gave me one. “You can carry
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_137">[137]</span>the key with you if you want, kid. There’s nothing
- crooked in the box yet, but if there is later on, and
- I hope there will be, you must plant it till you need
- it. And here goes the receipt,” he said, tearing it to
- bits and giving them to the wind.</p>
-
- <p>“To-morrow, Kid, while we have plenty of coin, I
- want you to get a couple of guns. Thirty-eights,” and
- he named a certain standard make. “No other kind,
- remember. You heard what Soldier Johnnie said, and
- he knew what he was doing. I suppose you’ll go to
- the first hardware store for them, eh?” he said rather
- severely.</p>
-
- <p>Those were the good, or bad, old days when any
- wild-eyed maniac could rush into a hardware store or
- pawnshop with money enough and buy a gun,
- guaranteed to kill a man a block away. They would take
- the number of it, to be sure, in order to get witness
- fees if the gun worked properly. To-day it’s a little
- more difficult to buy a gun in California. The better
- stores will not sell them unless the purchaser has a
- permit. The other stores, and they are quite
- numerous, take your money to-day for the gun, and
- to-morrow you go to the store and get it.</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, I don’t know, I might look around a bit,” I
- said. “How about getting them in a hockshop?”</p>
-
- <p>“That would be just the place, kid, if you were
- going to shoot a burglar or stick-up man, but in this
- instance there’s a difference. I’ve been carrying a gun
- around for ten years. Every time I fired it I was
- in the wrong, legally speaking, see? I’ve been
- lucky enough so far not to have killed anybody, and
- hope I never do, but you have to be careful just the
- same. The hardware store has the number of every
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_138">[138]</span>gun. The hockshop man not only notes the number,
- but in most cases puts a mark on it for future
- reference. Your hockshop man, kid, is the hangman’s
- handmaiden.</p>
-
- <p>“You will get those guns in Chinatown at different
- places, one to-morrow morning and one in the evening.
- You have plenty of time, and the best way to spend
- it is in taking precautions against trouble. The Chinks
- are safe to do any kind of business with, buying or
- selling. They don’t talk. I’ll show you the kind of
- place to go this evening. The guns you will buy are
- probably stolen from some pig-iron dump (hardware
- store) outside of the state, and come into the Chinks’
- hands by such devious routes that the numbers are long
- since lost track of.”</p>
-
- <p>The guns and cartridges were duly bought and put
- away in the safety box with most of our money. The
- keys we planted about the places where we lived. Our
- clothes were few and in bad shape. Sanc proposed
- going to a tailor.</p>
-
- <p>“Yes,” I said. “Here’s where one of my ambitions
- comes to a head. I’m going to have a nice gray suit,
- gray hat, and a fine leather trunk,” my mind going
- back to the gray man and his traveled trunk that I
- worshiped on the depot platform in my little town.
- It seemed an age since then.</p>
-
- <p>“If you dress yourself that way, Kid, we part.
- Where did you gather that insane notion? A gray
- suit, gray hat, leather trunk! I suppose you’d have
- stickers on the trunk so the coppers wouldn’t have to
- ask you where you were from.”</p>
-
- <p>I was silent, ashamed to tell him where I got the
- notion.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_139">[139]</span>“It’s just as I said about the guns; you might wear
- that rig if you were out hunting burglars, but you
- wouldn’t get many. Even the ‘dicks’ have too much
- sense to dress that way. Do you want everybody to
- look at you? Do you want everybody that looks at
- you to remember you? You do not. You want as
- few people to look at you as possible, and you want
- those few to forget you as soon as possible,” he
- continued, with emphasis.</p>
-
- <p>“What you want is clothes that will not detain the
- eye for a second. Expensive as you like, and well
- fitting, but not loud or striking. You want clothes that
- a man or woman could not describe as blue, brown,
- or black five minutes after looking at you. You want
- neutral clothes. Be as positive yourself as you like,
- but no positive clothes. You’ve got to watch yourself,
- kid. You know that old maxim, ‘eternal vigilance.’
- You’ll have enough trouble come to you naturally and
- unavoidably—accidents that you cannot
- foresee—without advertising for it with a loud suit of rags.
- Ninety-nine men out of a hundred are picked up
- through some peculiarity of dress and identified by the
- same. You don’t want any funny hats, either, or loud
- ties.</p>
-
- <p>“You know when you are doing things to people
- you depend largely on the element of surprise. They
- do not look at you carefully and memorize your
- features. They get a fleeting, frightened glance, and you
- are off. But a red tie, Kid, a glance is enough, and
- no matter how surprised your party may be he
- remembers your gray suit, gray hat, or red tie.”</p>
-
- <p>The Sanctimonious Kid was a sober, careful
- character. He did not gamble and keep us broke as poor
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_140">[140]</span>Smiler had. We went along easily and got some good
- out of our money. I spent days along the water front
- and in the park and at the beach, and evenings at
- shows or in the dance halls, watching the sailors,
- whalers, miners, lumbermen, spending their
- winter-money in a night.</p>
-
- <p>The night life fascinated me. Grant Avenue, now
- filled with the best shops, was a part of the
- Tenderloin, and all the narrow streets or alleys off it were
- crowded with cribs and small saloons with a dance
- floor in the back room. Many of them had only the
- short, swinging doors, and never closed from one
- year’s end to another. The Tenderloin was saturated
- with opium. The fumes of it, streaming out of the
- Baltimore House at the corner of Bush and Grant,
- struck the nostrils blocks away. Every room in it was
- tenanted by hop smokers. The police did not molest
- them. The landlord asked only that they pay their
- rent promptly. If it was not paid on the hour, he took
- the door of the room off its hinges and put it behind
- the counter, leaving the occupant’s “things” at the
- mercy of his fellow lodgers.</p>
-
- <p>Dupont Street, now Grant Avenue, began at Bush
- and carried the Tenderloin over into Chinatown,
- where old St. Mary’s Church rose from the heart of
- it, brooding over it all. It was a colorful
- Tenderloin—loud, drunken, odorous, and stupid from hop. Its
- bad wine, ill women, and worse song have gone to
- join the Indian, the buffalo, the roulette wheel, and
- the faro box. Deeply and securely dug in, it yielded
- slowly, inch by inch, and with scant grace, to the
- sledgehammer blows of the militant Father Caraher.</p>
-
- <p>I made a few acquaintances around the dance halls
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_141">[141]</span>and found my way into the hop joints. Curiosity was
- my only excuse for my first “smoke.” It made me
- very sick, and although I became a “smoker” after,
- it was years before I touched the pipe again.</p>
-
- <p>Sanc spent his time in his own way, and there were
- times when I wouldn’t see him for a week. One night
- when he appeared at our eating place, he handed me
- a sheet of paper.</p>
-
- <p>“Here’s some work for you, kid. There are the
- names and addresses of about fifty people here and
- in Oakland who carry burglary insurance. It cost me
- one hundred dollars. The lawyer who got it for me
- probably gave the clerk who got it for him ten dollars.
- It’s cheap though, at that, for it will save me a lot of
- footwork, guesswork, and uncertainty. A glance at
- that list tells you where they live, it tells you they
- have valuables because they are insured, and it tells
- me that they are careless because they are insured.
- It also tells me that in case of a show-down they will
- give up their valuables without a murmur because they
- are insured. It further tells me that some of them
- are going to collect insurance shortly, providing you
- get out and do your part of it, and that’s this.</p>
-
- <p>“I want you to look over some of those shacks.
- To-morrow you copy off about three names and plant
- that list somewhere around your hotel; then go out
- and look over the places. Later I’ll look at any you
- think are possible of approach. I want to know about
- dogs, kids, servants, sick people—everything. The
- house, the porch, the basement, the yard, the alley.</p>
-
- <p>“You’ve read a lot of books about criminals, but
- forget it all. Don’t scrape acquaintance with the
- nurse girl to ask questions. Don’t ask a question in
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_142">[142]</span>the neighborhood. Just walk by and look, or get a
- book or paper and read where you get a good view
- of the house and its occupants. Look at the porches
- especially. This is about the time of the year for a
- good ‘supper sneak’; it’s dark when they are at dinner
- now.</p>
-
- <p>“Take your time, and when you see one that looks
- tough, forget it. There ought to be a few soft ones
- on that list. One good one would do.”</p>
-
- <p>There was nothing of the Bill Sikes about Sanc.
- He ordered me to do things as a plumber would an
- apprentice. I took orders and obeyed them as any
- apprentice should, cheerfully. I worked faithfully
- day after day, reporting several places to Sanc, who
- took a look at them and said, “Keep on going, Kid.”</p>
-
- <p>At last I found a house that seemed to interest
- him. He looked at it and told me to quit my search
- and turn my attention to the place for a few evenings.
- It was built to be burglarized. Big yard, trees, shrubs.
- House of about ten rooms, two stories, porch in front
- and around one side. It was on a corner lot and from
- the side street the family could be seen, assembled at
- dinner.</p>
-
- <p>We looked at it together for several evenings, and
- Sanc decided it would do. “Ordinarily,” said he, “I
- would get this alone, but to-morrow night you will
- come along. That old porch may not bear my weight.
- If it won’t, you will have to go up.”</p>
-
- <p>The next evening we were in the yard when they
- gathered round the dinner table. The upstairs was
- lighted as usual. Sanc left me in the shrubbery, and
- stepped to the side porch and upon the railing. When
- he grasped the upper part to lift himself, the whole
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_143">[143]</span>structure groaned and creaked and rocked. He tried
- another place and it was worse. He beckoned me.
- “Up you go, Kid. It won’t hold me. The front rooms
- first, remember. Take your time; we have half an
- hour. I’ll protect you.”</p>
-
- <p>I went up with ease and he back to the sheltering
- shrubs. The nearest window was unfastened. I doubt
- if one of them was locked. I was nervous. My heart
- was pounding with the suspense till I could hear it.
- Sanc had instructed me well. I was fortunate enough
- to get the long end of what was there. It was on
- top of a dressing table. No money. The other rooms
- were bare of valuables.</p>
-
- <p>I was hanging from the top of the porch, feeling
- for a foothold on the railing, when a pair of arms
- encircled me, and, thinking it was Sanc helping me
- down, I said softly, preparing to let go my handholds,
- “Have you got me?”</p>
-
- <p>The arms tightened around my waist like iron
- bands, pinning me to the porch post, helpless.</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, damn you, I’ve got you good!” said a strange
- voice. “Oh, Clarence, come out here. I’ve got a
- burglar, red-handed.”</p>
-
- <p>Captured red-handed, as I was, my mind turned to
- Sanc. I could not believe he had deserted me.
- Another man joined my captor in response to his call
- and they began tugging and hauling me, trying to
- break my hold on the porch roof. I could see myself
- being beaten, mauled, despoiled of my loot, and
- thrown into the patrol wagon by the two outraged and
- angry citizens.</p>
-
- <p>Just when I was ready to let go all holds and fall
- into their arms, I felt the iron clasp of the one that
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_144">[144]</span>had me around the body slacken slowly. One of them
- exclaimed: “Look out!” Then I heard Sanc’s voice.
- It was not clear and soft as usual. There seemed to
- be a slight impediment or obstruction in his speech,
- which was positive enough but so different that I
- doubted for a minute if it was he. His precise and
- careful English was gone, too.</p>
-
- <p>“Hey, youse, let go uh that guy or I’ll tear your
- heads off. Want to git yourselves plugged over a
- bunch of junk dat’s insured? Git inside an’ stay there
- or I’ll smoke the both of youse off.”</p>
-
- <p>My confidence came back, and I found a foothold
- on the porch rail. My captors were backing slowly,
- silently toward the door they came out of. Sanc, a
- fearsome object, his coat collar up, hat down over his
- ears and eyes, stood in the shadow of a large bush six
- feet away, waving some shiny thing at them. “Don’t
- try any funny business,” he said to them as I jumped
- to the ground. “You might get us to-morrow but not
- to-night. Phone your head off if you want, but don’t
- poke it out of the house while we’re in the block.”</p>
-
- <p>“Did you connect, Kid?” he asked when we were
- on the street.</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, a coat pocket full,” I said, brushing the
- cobwebs and dust off my clothes; “but why did you tell
- them to phone?”</p>
-
- <p>“I’ll explain all that to you later. You’ve got to
- outthink them. You have to have something besides
- guts at this racket. I sent them to the phone so they
- wouldn’t follow us out. I couldn’t have stood them
- off on the street with this bottle. I had to keep
- waving it about wildly for fear they would see it wasn’t a
- gun. I found it right at my hand on the porch, and it
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_145">[145]</span>served the purpose,” he said, throwing it into a yard.
- “I seldom carry a gun at this evening work because
- I can flatten the average man with a punch. However,
- I think I shall put a small ‘rod’ in my coat pocket
- hereafter.”</p>
-
- <p>We walked away briskly without attracting
- attention; it was early evening and there were people in
- every block. At a corner I started to turn toward
- downtown. He stopped me. “No, no; we must
- assume that they phoned because they did not follow
- us. That way you might meet the coppers on their
- way out.”</p>
-
- <p>A short walk brought us to a car line. “Take this
- car, Kid, and go straight to your room. I’ll be on
- the next one; and don’t lock your door when you go
- in. It looks and sounds suspicious at seven o’clock
- in the evening in a decent, quiet hotel.”</p>
-
- <p>He came in ten minutes after me, without
- knocking, and locked the door softly. “Now, kid,” he said
- in his best manner, “we will proceed to estimate the
- intrinsic value of our takings in dollars and cents.
- That amount, divided by four, will give us an idea of
- what we have earned this evening.”</p>
-
- <p>“Why divide it by four, Sanc?”</p>
-
- <p>“Because it’s crooked and no fence will give you
- more. It’s a great game, Kid. The fence divides it
- by four, taking seventy-five per cent of the value to
- pay him for the chances he takes. The loser,
- reporting to the insurance company, multiplies it by four to
- pay himself for the extrinsic value of his junk, and
- the annoyance caused by his burglar.”</p>
-
- <p>He turned to the stuff I threw on the bed. “Better
- brush your clothes off carefully, Kid. There are still
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_146">[146]</span>some smudges on your coat.” He looked at me
- critically. “And a button gone.” He pointed to where
- there should have been a button. “Take that suit
- off. Put on your old one. That button is around
- that porch and it’s enough to bury us both in Quentin.
- Tear the tailor’s tags out of those clothes, wrap them
- up, go out, and throw them in a lot somewhere, not
- too close to this place. To-morrow you can order a
- new suit. That one is poison. While you’re out, I’ll
- take these stones out of their ‘harness.’”</p>
-
- <p>It broke my heart to throw away a new suit of
- clothes, but I was a good apprentice and obeyed.
- When I returned he had finished “unharnessing” the
- stones. There was a fistful of broken gold settings,
- and some small articles of little value. “Wrap that
- junk up, kid, take it out and throw it in a lot and not
- the same lot you left the clothes in, either,” said the
- master.</p>
-
- <p>I tore a sheet from a newspaper, and, wrapping
- the junk up, started out again. He stopped me.
- “Wouldn’t it be just as well to take the balance of
- that paper and throw it away, Kid? Why leave it in
- the room? It fits the piece you have in your pocket.
- And be sure to throw that junk away. Don’t plant it
- somewhere against a rainy day. Throw it away,” he
- finished emphatically.</p>
-
- <p>Again I obeyed. When I got back he had planted
- the stones, a very small parcel now, in the hotel wash
- room. On our way out he said, “One more thing
- now, and I will feel safe. We will get a new hat
- each.”</p>
-
- <p>We left the old ones in the store, “to be called
- for.”</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_147">[147]</span>“Now, Kid, something to eat, and I will sum up for
- you the doings of this evening.” Seated in a quiet
- restaurant with decent dinners before us, Sanc
- began.</p>
-
- <p>“You probably thought when you were seized
- coming down the porch that I had abandoned you.”</p>
-
- <p>I protested, “No, no.”</p>
-
- <p>“Well, that’s what I would have thought if I had
- been in your place. You see, I saw the party coming
- toward the door just as you were dropping off the
- porch roof. I was afraid if I started anything then
- you would go back up and get trapped inside the house.
- So I let things go along naturally till I thought they
- had gone far enough.”</p>
-
- <p>“You did the right thing,” I said gratefully, “but
- why did you tell them they might get us to-morrow?”</p>
-
- <p>“Ha, that’s the psychology of the situation, Kid. I
- mentioned also that he was insured. That reminds
- him that he is not losing anything, and it also saves
- his face with the family. He went inside and said to
- them and the other chap, after they had looked about
- the house and phoned the police, ‘Oh, well, we’re
- insured. Of course if we hadn’t been I would have
- given that other burglar a battle, tough as he was.’
- Then the other chap cuts in and says, ‘You did the
- sensible thing, Tom. The police will pick them up
- to-morrow at some pawnshop.’</p>
-
- <p>“You see, kid,” Sanc continued, “those people are
- excited and frightened. You have to think for them
- and for yourself, too. When I told them they might
- get us to-morrow I gave them another out; they say
- to themselves, ‘Why, of course the police will get
- them. How foolish of us to endanger ourselves and
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_148">[148]</span>family over a few things that are insured and will
- be recovered in the pawnshops when the burglars are
- arrested.’</p>
-
- <p>“Then I send them to the phone, and we depart.”</p>
-
- <p>I listened, spellbound. “You did something to your
- voice. I hardly recognized it.”</p>
-
- <p>“Simplest thing in the world. Put a fifty-cent
- piece or any little object in your mouth and see what
- a difference it makes in your voice. I venture to say
- that the loss of one tooth would cause a change that
- might be detected with certain instruments for
- analyzing sound. It’s just as well to take such precautions.
- Some people have uncanny memories for voices. And
- now we come to the last phase of the evening’s work.
- It hurt you to throw away your new suit. Don’t
- worry, it’s not wasted. Somebody will find it and
- wear it, and maybe get arrested. But this is no time
- for speculating about that. Suppose that button were
- found on that porch or maybe in one of the rooms.
- You might have lost it going in the window upstairs.
- It don’t belong in the house. The presumption is that
- you lost it in the struggle or climbing up the porch.</p>
-
- <p>“Old Captain Lees (you’ve heard of him) would
- give that button to one of his smart young ‘dicks’ and
- stand him on the Richelieu corner, Geary and Market.</p>
-
- <p>“He would stand there from four in the afternoon
- till midnight waiting for you to come along, which
- you do every evening. Just think what might happen
- to us then. He wouldn’t pinch you there. He would
- tail you to your room, then to my room, then to the
- safety box, and when they got ready in we would go.
- Think that over.</p>
-
- <p>“If the case were big enough, Lees would go
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_149">[149]</span>through every tailor shop in town fishing for a line
- on you, and he might stumble on it.</p>
-
- <p>“The gold mountings you threw away could have
- been melted at the expense of a fifteen-cent crucible
- and a dime’s worth of borax, and would have brought
- us maybe ten dollars as old gold at any jeweler’s. But
- think of the chances you take in selling it, jeopardizing
- the stones we have and our liberty for ten
- dollars—bad business.</p>
-
- <p>“And that newspaper I made you throw out.
- Here’s the reason. We might be in jail to-morrow
- on suspicion. We figure to get picked up any time
- because, well, because we’re what we are. Everything
- in your room, if they find your room, is taken down
- and held and examined. Suppose that happened
- to-morrow and while you’re locked up the parcel of
- junk is found in the lot wrapped in the missing part
- of the paper found in your room. No lawyer in
- California could beat that case. That proves possession
- and that’s all they need to convict you of burglary.
- And here’s something else about house burglary. You
- seldom get money. Everything has to be sold. And
- that’s where your danger and troubles begin in earnest.
- Not one house burglar in a hundred is caught in the
- act. It’s always when he is trying to sell his plunder.</p>
-
- <p>“I could steal, take, and carry away,” he continued,
- smiling, “fifty thousand dollars’ worth of
- plunder—rugs, furs, paintings, statuary, and such junk in thirty
- days, if I wanted to make a pack horse of myself.
- But just imagine trying to dispose of it. There’s
- where you ‘sup with sorrow’ as the poet says, Kid.
- Take nothing you can’t put in your coat pocket.
- You’ve got to watch yourself like a fat man on a diet.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_150">[150]</span>The smallest trifle will upset you, and you’ll have
- leisure to repent your carelessness. When you get
- your new suit from the tailor’s, take all the tags out
- of it, and when you buy a hat don’t let the hatter
- stamp your name on the sweatband. You don’t know
- what house you might lose it in.</p>
-
- <p>“I know thieves so conceited and foolish that they
- have their names in their hats and monogrammed
- pocket handkerchiefs, and neat little notebooks with
- all their friends’ addresses and phone numbers
- carefully noted. That’s the type of thief that calls the
- police ‘a bunch of chumps,’ and goes to jail crying,
- ‘Somebody snitched.’</p>
-
- <p>“The police are not chumps, kid; they are just lazy,
- that’s all. If they worked as thoroughly at their
- business as I do at mine, I don’t know what would
- happen. They are human, and take the easy way.
- Somebody whispers to a dick. He whispers to me,
- and we go down to the jail, where he locks me up ‘on
- suspicion.’ The next morning he and his partner come
- to my cell, knock me down, walk up and down on
- my wishbone for a few minutes, and ask me if I am
- ready to snitch on myself and all my friends. If I
- decline to help them, they let me out. That’s the
- lazy coppers’ notion of doing police duty.”</p>
-
- <p>Our dinner finished, he said: “And now, after all
- this talk, what do you think we should do with the
- stones we have?”</p>
-
- <p>“Why not spend a hundred dollars for fare to
- Pocatello and back?” I asked. “Mary’s safe.”</p>
-
- <p>“You are learning, Kid. That’s precisely what I
- intended doing. Mary is safe, and moreover she’ll
- give me more than I could get around here. The
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_151">[151]</span>expense of going to her is money spent insuring
- ourselves against trouble. If I try to drop the stones
- here, I have to take what the first man offers me or
- I make a dangerous enemy right there. If I refuse
- to be robbed and turn down half a dozen offers, I
- make that many bad friends, and they whisper me
- into jail. I could give them to some crooked saloon
- man, who would sell them in an hour and pay me at
- the rate of five or ten dollars a day, in the hope that
- before I got all the money I would get pinched for
- something else, and put away where I couldn’t collect
- the balance. If I get insistent and demand it all at
- once, he throws a scare into me thus: ‘Say, now,
- what’re you trying to do, crowd somebody? If I
- wanted to be wrong I could turn you in to the coppers
- and get a favor of them some time. But I’m right.
- Nevertheless, don’t try to crowd me, see?’</p>
-
- <p>“So I am for Salt Chunk Mary’s in the morning.
- She’s righter than a golden guinea and is entitled to
- make the profit on the junk. I’ll be back in ten days.</p>
-
- <p>“While I’m away take it easy and don’t go around
- the residence district at all. You can make the safety
- box about ten o’clock in the morning and four in the
- afternoon every day. You might locate something
- from there. Here’s something else you can do.</p>
-
- <p>“Every afternoon go into some good hotel and pay
- for a room for the night. Register from out of town.
- When you get the key, go out to your own room and
- make a duplicate of it. Mark your duplicate so you
- can identify it, and plant it somewhere. Most of the
- best places are using these spring locks now and you
- can’t do anything without a key when there’s a sleeper
- in the room. In a week you’ll have keys to half a
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_152">[152]</span>dozen good transient rooms in the best hotels, and I
- might get some real money out of them.</p>
-
- <p>“Go back to the hotel in the evening, tell the clerk
- you are called out of town and ask for your money
- back. He will usually give it to you.”</p>
-
- <p>I bade Sanc good night and good-by, resolving to
- have something good located for him on his return
- from Salt Chunk Mary’s.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XII</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">During</span> Sanc’s absence I worked industriously,
- bettering his instructions by renting two rooms a day and
- making the duplicate keys. In most instances the
- clerks returned my money when I told them I was
- called away and could not occupy the rooms. My
- days were well filled with work, renting two rooms,
- making two keys, trying to get my room money
- refunded and visiting the safety box twice a day,
- sometimes following a depositor out and around the streets
- to see what he did with his money.</p>
-
- <p>My evenings were my own and I spent them on the
- Barbary Coast or the water front. With an old suit
- on and a dollar or two in silver I loved to go to the
- sailors’ boarding houses where seafaring men, brawny,
- brown, and tattooed, speaking all languages, ate,
- drank, fought, sang their strange sea songs, and told
- tales of hardship and adventure on all the seas. Here
- I learned to beware the crafty shanghaier with his
- knockout drops, lying in wait for strong young
- fellows from the country. The cowardly and
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_153">[153]</span>unscrupulous thieves who later used chloral so indiscriminately
- and murderously learned its stupefying effects from
- the busy shanghaier on San Francisco’s water front.</p>
-
- <p>The wine dumps, where wine bums or “winos” hung
- out, interested me. Long, dark, dirty rooms with
- rows of rickety tables and a long bar behind which
- were barrels of the deadly “foot juice” or “red ink,”
- as the winos called it. Sometimes the dump was
- equipped with a small lunch counter in the back where
- the winos could buy for a nickel a big plate of
- something that looked like stew, and a hunk of stale bread.
- The stew was served from a big pot that was always
- boiling. Several times a day the porter, who was also
- cook and waiter and wino as well, threw a box of
- mixed vegetables, discarded from the commission
- houses, unwashed and unpeeled, into the pot. Then
- followed a box of bones, pieces of tallow, scraps of
- meat trimmings, odds and ends of meat covered with
- sawdust from the floor of the market near by.</p>
-
- <p>The patrons of the wine dumps were recruited from
- every walk of life. Scholars, quoting Greek and Latin
- poets, lawyers dissecting Blackstone, writers with
- greasy rolls of manuscript fraternized with broken
- bums from the road, sailors too old for the sea, and
- scrapped mechanics from the factories—all under the
- lash of alcohol. They sat in groups at the tables
- drinking the wine, alcohol in its cheapest and deadliest
- form, from every conceivable kind of vessel: tin cans,
- pewter mugs, beer glasses, steins, and cracked soup
- bowls—anything unbreakable that the boss could buy
- from a junkman. They talked volubly. They
- seldom laughed and never fought—too far gone for
- laughing or fighting. When they could drink no more
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_154">[154]</span>or buy no more, they staggered or crawled to a bare
- space on the floor in the back of the room where they
- lay on their backs in a row with their heads to the
- wall, each with his hat over his hideous, bloated,
- purple face. The porter-cook-wino watched the sleepers
- carefully. When he thought they had “slept it off”
- enough to stand up, he roughly kicked them to their
- feet and herded them out into the streets to beg,
- borrow, or steal enough small silver for another bout.
- Too often they failed to respond to his kicks; he would
- lift the battered hat, take one look at the purple-blue
- face, and ring for the morgue wagon.</p>
-
- <p>This pitiful crew, gathered from the four corners of
- the earth and from every stratum of society, whipped
- beyond resistance by that mysterious and irresistible
- craving for alcohol, drank themselves purple in the
- wine dumps and died on the floors or under the city
- sidewalks. The wine dumps are gone; can any man
- regret their passing? And so are the winos gone.
- In their places have appeared the Jamaica ginger fiend,
- the canned heat and wood alcohol drinker. It is
- difficult to study and classify them; their lives are too
- short.</p>
-
- <p>The most disreputable wine dump in the city was in
- Clay Street, below Kearny, and I never failed to visit
- it when in the neighborhood. I had no more than
- stepped into the place one night when a wino at the
- door shouted, “Here comes the wagon,” and dashed
- out wildly. Some of the soberest ran out the back
- and disappeared. I started to the front door, but the
- cops were coming in. I was the first one they got,
- and as the cop threw me into the wagon, in the middle
- of my explanation, he said: “Oh, tell the judge about
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_155">[155]</span>it, I’m no court. I’m a hundred-dollar-a-month cop,
- and it serves me right for being one if I get lousy
- throwing all you wine bums in and out of the wagon.”
- He seemed discouraged.</p>
-
- <p>I had got calloused about getting locked up and
- didn’t worry, knowing they couldn’t do much to me.
- But going over in the wagon my mind turned to the
- burglary of the week before. I felt uncomfortable
- and thought of my room and was thankful that it
- was “clean,” and of the safety box and the keys I
- had made, and every other crooked transaction in my
- short life of outlawry. “No danger,” I thought as
- the wagon rattled over the blocks, “if I cover myself
- up. My name is William Brown, I am nineteen years
- old. I was born in Pocatello, Idaho. My parents died
- when I was fourteen. I have supported myself since,
- selling papers, washing dishes, and working on farms.
- I came to this city this morning and am going to get
- a job. I went into that place out of curiosity.”</p>
-
- <p>I just had this short biography put together when
- we got to the city prison. It was in the basement
- of a building that stood where the Hall of Justice
- now is, and it was the foulest I ever saw, worse than
- the first one at home. There was a busy spot, that
- corridor in the city prison! Officers hurrying in and
- out, lawyers haggling at the desk about releases for
- prisoners, “fixers,” hawk-eyed and rapacious, lurked
- about, cheap bail bondsmen coining misery, ignorance,
- and crime into thick nickels and thin dimes, and on
- the long bench by the wall sat a thin, wrinkled, poorly
- dressed woman of fifty, holding a boy’s hand in hers.
- He sat beside her, silent and stubborn. She was
- crying.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_156">[156]</span>Ten of us from the wine dump were lined up at the
- desk. The officer in charge said to the man at the
- desk. “We’ll vag the chronics and charge the new
- ones with drunk.” The chronic winos gave their
- names, etc., and were hurried away down the
- corridor. Another chap and I were the only “new ones.”
- We answered all questions without angering anybody
- and getting knocked down. I protested that I wasn’t
- drunk. The desk man said: “Oh, that’s all right, you
- can go out in the morning at five o’clock on the broom.”
- They searched me, but took nothing except a
- pocketknife.</p>
-
- <p>We were put in a large cell about twenty feet square,
- directly across the corridor from the desk where
- prisoners were received and registered. The front of
- this cell was of upright iron bars and admitted plenty
- of light from the corridor. The cell was foul smelling
- from a fixture in one corner that seemed to connect
- directly with a sewer. A broken water faucet leaked
- continually, with a hissing sound. About ten men were
- there, some sleeping on the damp asphalt floor, some
- on the benches that lined the wall; some stood
- expectantly at the front waiting to be released, others
- squatted on their haunches in the corners, staring
- vacantly at the floor.</p>
-
- <p>I sat on the bench and wondered about “going out
- on the broom” in the morning. I could have asked
- my cellmates. I looked for the other “new one”
- that came with me from the wine dump; he was asleep
- on the floor. I decided not to ask, but to wait till
- morning and find out for myself. Even at that age
- I had stumbled upon one truth, and that is, The best
- way to get misinformed is to ask a lot of questions.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_157">[157]</span>Nearly all my life has been spent in the company of
- unfortunate people, and while I never looked upon
- myself as an unfortunate, I was always accepted as
- one of them. Whatever knowledge I have of them
- was gleaned by looking and listening, and it is much
- more accurate than any I could have got by asking
- impertinent and close-up questions. Your best friend
- would give you a surly answer if you were to ask
- him the time of day an hour after his watch had been
- stolen. Ask any one-legged stranger how he lost his
- limb, and you will get something like this: “Well,
- you see, it was this way—I got run over by a
- ferryboat.”</p>
-
- <p>Of all the many friends I have made since I gave
- up my larcenous life, “Shorty” is one of the most
- respected and highly prized. His friends are legion,
- and in every state in the Union; not that Shorty
- has traveled there and made friends of them, but that
- they have traveled here and made a friend of him.</p>
-
- <p>Shorty’s news stand is on a busy corner in the
- shadow of a skyscraper owned by ex-Senator Phelan,
- one of California’s most distinguished men, and there,
- under his patronage and protection, he stands on his
- stumps (“cut-down legs” he calls them), early and late,
- serving thousands with papers and periodicals. He
- hobnobs with doctors, lawyers, business men, and
- politicians. He finds lost children and dogs, and returns them
- to their owners. Shopgirls and strangers ask him which
- is the best show of the week. Men around town
- consult him about the chances of a horse in to-morrow’s
- race. He can borrow more money on his I.O.U.
- than many business men in his block and pays on the
- minute. He is no stranger at the banks on the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_158">[158]</span>opposite corners. His reputation for truth and veracity
- is such that if he were to tell me the water had all
- disappeared from the bay I wouldn’t go down to look.</p>
-
- <p>Traveling in search of adventure when young, he
- lost his legs under a train, but instead of despairing
- and sinking under this terrible misfortune, he braced
- himself and, picking out a bare corner on the street,
- built up, day by day, year by year, a business that has
- made him independent and respected. I stopped one
- day at his stand, and, looking at his massive chest,
- broad shoulders, and fine head, I saw him in fancy
- a splendid figure of a man towering ruggedly above
- his fellows.</p>
-
- <p>“Shorty,” I asked, “how tall were you before you
- lost your legs?”</p>
-
- <p>He flashed me a savage look; then remembering we
- were friends his eyes fell to his stumps and he said
- with a laugh, “Oh, I was taller by two feet.”</p>
-
- <p>That’s all one gets by asking questions that wake
- painful memories.</p>
-
- <p>From my position on the bench I could see every
- prisoner brought to the desk. About ten o’clock there
- was a stir in the hall and several policemen came in
- with Chinamen from a gambling-house raid. This
- was before they had cut off their queues, and instead
- of handcuffing their prisoners the cops came in driving
- the silent, stolid Chinese before them like charioteers.
- Each cop had the tails of three Chinamen’s queues
- in each hand. Ahead of the procession walked a white
- man with a heavy bag of gold in his hand which he
- put on the desk, and waited till the names of the
- prisoners had been taken. Then they all went back up the
- corridor out of my sight—the Chinamen back to
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_159">[159]</span>Chinatown to their gambling, and the bag of gold into
- the bond-and-warrant clerk’s office to insure their
- appearance in court.</p>
-
- <p>Several times during the night men were brought
- in, questioned at great length, searched thoroughly,
- and led away to another part of the prison—felony
- cases. About midnight two young fellows about my
- age were brought in by a copper and stood up before
- the desk.</p>
-
- <p>“Vag these two ‘hypos,’” said the cop to the desk
- man. He searched them most carefully, finding a
- small package in the torn lining of one’s coat. The
- boy begged for it piteously. “I’ll croak, officer, if
- you take it away from me.” The cop gave him to the
- waiting trusty. “Throw him in.” He was put in
- with us. Nothing was found on the other hypo, and
- he was “thrown in” too.</p>
-
- <p>They immediately began comparing notes and
- taking stock, walking up and down the center of the cell
- nervously. They were in rags and unwashed, their
- shoes were broken and had no laces, and the tops
- flapped open showing their bare ankles. They seemed
- utterly unconscious of their sad condition and walked
- and talked as briskly as two brokers on Montgomery
- Street discussing the markets.</p>
-
- <p>“He got my plant, Georgie,” said the first one, “but
- you saved yours, didn’t you, Georgie? Gee, Georgie,
- but you’re a fox.” His tones were honey.</p>
-
- <p>“Never mind that,” the other replied; “you don’t
- have to ‘Georgie’ me. You’re in with what ‘gow’ I’ve
- got. Let’s bang it up before they come in and take
- it away from us. See if you can hustle some matches.”</p>
-
- <p>The match seeker glanced sharply around him.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_160">[160]</span>When his eye fell on me I produced some matches.
- “Got any smokes?” I handed him a pack of
- cigarettes. He took two, gave one to his partner, Georgie,
- and returned the pack. His mind seemed detached
- from the cell. He took the matches and cigarettes
- from me without a word, as if he had reached up to
- a mantel and taken them off it. Georgie fished about
- the front of his trousers and brought up a tobacco
- sack that had been hanging suspended from a button.
- The sack contained his “plant,” an eye dropper with
- a hypodermic needle soldered to it with sealing wax,
- and a small paper of morphine in a little tin box.</p>
-
- <p>They went to a back corner of the cell and prepared
- their shot. About a spoonful of water and some of
- their meager store of “morph” were put in the tin
- box and matches were burned under it till it boiled,
- completely dissolving the morphine. It was then
- drawn up into the eye dropper, and Georgie injected
- his portion into his arm. The other boy did the same
- with his portion. Their outfit was carefully put away
- in the tobacco bag and suspended again from a button
- down inside the front of Georgie’s trousers. Nobody
- paid any attention to them. They took their shot as
- coolly as if they had been in their room, or under a
- sidewalk. They seemed a little more interested in
- their surroundings in a few minutes. The one I gave
- the cigarettes to came over to me rubbing his hands
- briskly, smiling.</p>
-
- <p>“Give us a couple more of them smokes, young
- fellow.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’d like to buy some,” I said, “if I could.”</p>
-
- <p>“Got money?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, a couple of dollars.”</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_161">[161]</span>“I’ll fix it for you,” he said most condescendingly.
- He went over to the bars and shouted, “Hey,
- Finnerty!”</p>
-
- <p>In a minute the head trusty, a thin, weazened,
- rat-eyed, undersized character, came up.</p>
-
- <p>“Cigarettes, matches? Sure. Anything else?”</p>
-
- <p>I produced a dollar.</p>
-
- <p>“What’s the matter with a can of coffee and some
- snails?” said the hypo.</p>
-
- <p>“Get whatever you can,” I said, giving him the
- dollar.</p>
-
- <p>Finnerty disappeared, and in a surprisingly short
- time came back with cigarettes, a gallon fruit tin half
- full of splendid coffee, and a bag of snails. The two
- young fellows took charge of the coffee and snails,
- spread a newspaper on the floor, and very cordially
- invited me to help myself.</p>
-
- <p>While we were having our lunch the talk was
- diplomatically turned to dope and the shortage that
- menaced my two hypo friends and the sufferings they
- would undergo when there was no more and the
- “habit” came on, and the necessity for a shot in
- the morning as a bracer for them when they faced the
- judge. They grew so despondent over their plight
- that when we were done eating they decided to “shoot
- up” the small portion of white stuff they had left.
- They brightened up after this operation was over, and
- things looked rosier.</p>
-
- <p>“Just think, Georgie,” said the talkative one,
- looking at me, “what a four-bit piece would do for us.
- What a life-saver! We’ll both get a ‘sixer’ in the
- morning if we go in front of the judge with our
- teeth rattlin’ so we can’t put up a talk. If I had a
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_162">[162]</span>decent shot for the morning I could talk him out
- of it.</p>
-
- <p>“And that rat, Finnerty, the trusty,” the talker
- spoke to me now, “has got a ton of it out there to
- sell, but he wouldn’t give us a jolt if we had the
- horrors.”</p>
-
- <p>“Can you buy it from Finnerty?” I asked him,
- interested.</p>
-
- <p>“Can you? Why, that guy Finnerty would peddle
- you a six-shooter and a road map if you had the coin,
- and then snitch on you to the desk sergeant, the rat,”
- he finished.</p>
-
- <p>At that time morphine and opium were almost as
- cheap as tobacco. Fifty cents’ worth would last them
- a day. I hastily dug up a half dollar and gave it to
- him. In answer to his call Finnerty appeared, took
- the half dollar, and from his shirt pocket drew a
- bundle of neatly folded packets of morphine. In
- plain sight of the desk sergeant he counted out the
- required number of parcels and put them into the
- purchaser’s hand extended through the bars. They were
- divided at once.</p>
-
- <p>Georgie said to his partner. “I think we’d better
- cook up a shot just to see if the stuff is all right. That
- Finnerty would peddle you chloride of lime if he
- happened to run out of ‘morph.’” This seemed to be a
- very rational reason for taking another shot, and they
- did.</p>
-
- <p>Given a sufficient quantity of hop, no fiend is ever
- at a loss for a sound reason for taking a jolt of it.
- If he is feeling bad he takes a jolt so he will feel good.
- If he is feeling good, he takes one to make him feel
- better, and if he is feeling neither very bad nor very
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_163">[163]</span>good he takes a jolt “just to get himself straightened
- around.”</p>
-
- <p>Along about two in the morning a young chap about
- twenty was brought in to the desk. While he was
- being searched the two hypos had their eyes glued on
- him. “He ain’t got a dime,” said Georgie to his
- partner when the searching was done. The desk man
- gave the young fellow his cigarettes and he was locked
- in with us. He was neat, well dressed, and very wise
- looking. He sniffed at the hypos, gave me half a
- glance, adjusted his tie, and polished his shoes by
- rubbing each foot on the back of the opposite leg.
- He hung a cigarette on his lower lip and felt about
- for matches, but found none.</p>
-
- <p>“Hey, you,” snapping his fingers at Georgie,
- “gimme a match.” Georgie gave him a few. “I’ll
- be out of here in an hour,” said the newcomer,
- inhaling his smoke. “I’ll send you in anything you want.
- I’m a quick connector. I can get a ten-dollar piece
- before I get out of the block—sucker born every
- minute, you know.”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, I know,” Georgie replied. “I’m sorry for
- them poor suckers. They’re all asleep down in the
- Palace Hotel and you’re up here in the can begging
- matches. There’s one born every minute, all right,
- but there’s two wise guys going to jail every minute,
- an’ beggin’ matches.”</p>
-
- <p>The wise guy said no more, but stood by the door
- waiting to go out. He was standing there when I left
- in the morning.</p>
-
- <p>Georgie turned to his companion. “That last shot
- didn’t hit me right; we’d better cook up another an’
- begin to get straightened up for court.”</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_164">[164]</span>Having bought the stuff for them, I took the
- liberty to sit by while they took their shot, which they
- did without seeming to notice me. Their bony arms
- were gray, like pieces of petrified wood. The skin
- was pocked with marks, mottled and scarred from
- the repeated, hourly stabbing of the needle. Their
- shirt sleeves were encrusted with dried blood from
- the many punctures. And yet they appeared oblivious
- to it all.</p>
-
- <p>“Have a little shot, young fellow?” Georgie asked
- cordially.</p>
-
- <p>I declined. “What would happen to me if I did?”
- I asked.</p>
-
- <p>“Why, nothing; you’d lie down on the bench and
- sleep like a baby till time to go out in the morning,
- that’s all.”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes! And what would happen to the balance of
- my silver while I am sleeping like a baby?”</p>
-
- <p>Georgie’s partner cut in like a flash: “This is what
- would happen. Me and Georgie would stick right
- here by you and see that nobody frisked you for it.”</p>
-
- <p>I laughed so loud that the desk officer thinking some
- one had gone hysterical, stood up sleepily and peered
- over his desk into the cell. The other bums stirred
- uneasily in their sleep. Mine was the only laugh there
- that night. I could laugh then; I didn’t know
- anything about hop.</p>
-
- <p>My companions didn’t seem hurt or offended because
- of my intimation that they had designs on my last
- four-bit piece. They fell to discussing their case and
- preparing a talk for the judge in the morning.
- Georgie was for pleading guilty, and his chum wanted
- to “talk the judge out of it.” They couldn’t agree,
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_165">[165]</span>and looked at me. I ventured to ask what they had
- done.</p>
-
- <p>“We’ve got two tough raps,” said Georgie. “In
- the first place a hypo ain’t supposed to be found within
- a block of police headquarters, an’ we’re grabbed right
- alongside of the building. In the second place, a hypo
- ain’t allowed to leave Chinatown. Of course the cops
- know we sneak out. That ain’t so bad. Our racket
- is peddling kindling wood to the Chinks an’ we’ve got
- to go out of Chinatown to get it. Last night we ducks
- out and down Jackson Street to the commission houses
- and gather up a couple of fine bindles of wood. They
- are pretty heavy and we’re on short rations of gow and
- don’t feel any too strong, so we decide to dash up
- Washington Street, the shortest route into Chinatown.
- We’re bang up against the city prison when a big,
- flat-footed, harness bull steps out an’ yaffles us—an’ here
- we are.”</p>
-
- <p>Their case looked so tough that I could think of no
- solution. “I wouldn’t plead guilty to anything if I
- were you,” I advised him.</p>
-
- <p>“Me, neither,” said his partner. “If I get six
- months they’ll have to hang them on me. I ain’t going
- to reach out an’ grab them.”</p>
-
- <p>They fell into a fresh argument and their words
- became so personal and threatening that I feared they
- would do each other some great violence. I took a
- chance in the rôle of peacemaker and suggested that
- they take another shot and talk it over peaceably and
- quietly. They quit their wrangling instantly and in a
- minute they were on their knees in the corner of the
- cell with their heads together, amicably preparing
- another shot. Somewhere down the corridor I heard
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_166">[166]</span>a clatter, and a singsong voice droned, “Get ready
- for the broom. Get ready for the broom.”</p>
-
- <p>I was going out. I went over to my friends in the
- corner with the fifty-cent piece I had left. “Here,” I
- said, “take this.” One of them, still on his knees
- waiting for his shot, held out his hand; his fingers closed
- on the half dollar. He neither looked up nor spoke
- to me—his eyes were on the little tin can where the
- morphine was dissolving in the boiling water.</p>
-
- <p>The door was opened and my name called.</p>
-
- <p>I stood by the door till a trusty prisoner opened it
- and let me out. My partner from the wine dump
- was also taken out and we joined four or five others
- in the corridor. A trusty came with an armful of
- brooms and gave each of us one. A husky young
- fellow, half awake, reached for one of the newest brooms.
- “No, you don’t,” said the trusty, “the last time you
- were here I gave you a good new broom and you beat
- it up to Chinktown and peddled it for a dime. An old
- broom for you.”</p>
-
- <p>We were detailed in pairs to sweep the sidewalks
- clean all around the block the prison stood on. My
- space was from the prison door down to Montgomery
- Street. An old man had the sidewalk across the street
- from me. Two or three assistant trusties nosed around
- like bird dogs to see that we swept clean and didn’t
- run away with the brooms. When my task was done
- I helped the old man finish his, and he carried my
- broom back to the prison. The trusty dismissed me
- with a wave of his arm and I went up Montgomery
- Street in search of a restaurant where I could get
- some coffee with a dime I had saved from the
- rapacious and cunning hypos in the prison. I decided to
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_167">[167]</span>keep away from the wine dumps in future, and out
- of the hands of the police vag detail that rounded up
- the riffraff when they got too numerous and pesty.</p>
-
- <p>In a few days Sanc was back, quite satisfied with his
- trip to Salt Chunk Mary’s. The money was split and
- put in our box in separate parcels. We had more than
- $1,000 each now, but he had no notion of taking a
- rest or vacation. He wanted to know right away what
- I had done in his absence. I reported everything,
- including my night in jail. He asked me what I told
- the police at the station. I told him. “Not bad,” he
- said, “but be careful.”</p>
-
- <p>I gave him the hotel room keys I had made, and
- he complimented me on my work and put them away
- for future use.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XIII</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">Having</span> plenty of time and spending money I visited
- San Jose, towns down the peninsula, and across the
- bay—always with an eye to business. Jewelry-store
- windows are fascinating to the thief. He must stop
- and look over the sparkling plunder. Even in these
- days of my regeneration I stop occasionally from habit
- at a jewelry-store window. Usually there are others
- looking, too!</p>
-
- <p>I paused before a jewelry-store window in Oakland
- one evening, just at closing time. The clerks were
- clearing it out for the night. In the center of the
- display stood a slim, polished wood pedestal, on top
- of which, in a velvet cup, reposed an enormous ruby,
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_168">[168]</span>the size of my thumb nail, set in a ring. A placard
- announced that this pigeon-blood ruby, valued at three
- thousand dollars, was to be awarded by some
- organization, the name of which I don’t recall, to the winner
- of a contest they were holding.</p>
-
- <p>The window was cleaned up, the display put away
- for the night, but the ruby was left on its pedestal
- when the store was closed. I got the next boat across
- and found Sanc. We went back to Oakland and got
- to the store about eleven o’clock.</p>
-
- <p>“I don’t know anything about rubies, kid, but if it’s
- left there all night it’s phony.”</p>
-
- <p>Just then two men came along, entered the store,
- and, locking the door behind them, went to the window
- and got the stone. They disappeared toward the back
- of the store.</p>
-
- <p>“It must be genuine, kid. They are putting it away
- in the ‘box.’”</p>
-
- <p>As we walked away, Sanc said: “The window has
- a burglar alarm. You can see the tape around the
- edges. If I could devise some way to put an inch hole
- through the glass without cracking it clear across to
- the tape, the alarm would not sound and I could take
- the stone out with a stiff wire. To-morrow night I’ll
- try something I have long thought of.”</p>
-
- <p>The next day he bought at a second-hand store a
- small machinist’s hammer, weighing about a pound.
- One face of it was thick, heavy, and flat, the other was
- rounded to a nose about the size of a boy’s marble.
- He bought a whipstock of tough, springy wood and
- made a handle about eighteen inches long, which he
- fitted into the hammer.</p>
-
- <p>For several nights we went around to new buildings
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_169">[169]</span>and into deserted streets where there were plate-glass
- windows of a weight corresponding with the one in
- Oakland. Sanc used his hammer like a whip,
- snapping the noselike face of it against windows till he
- became so expert he could make a hole as clean as if it
- had been done by a bullet, and without cracking the
- glass for more than six inches from it.</p>
-
- <p>“Vandalism, they will call it,” he said after
- destroying probably five hundred dollars’ worth of glass, “but
- in reality it is a scientific experiment and a success.”
- The impact of the hammer sounded very much like the
- breaking of a piece of kindling wood under foot. At
- last we were ready, and Sanc, as usual, gave me final
- instructions.</p>
-
- <p>“Oakland is a tough town to take a pinch in, kid.
- You can’t fix your case, and you’ll get the limit if
- convicted. I’ll take a gun along. You needn’t. There
- isn’t much you can do. When the bull is out of the
- block and pedestrians are a couple of doors away I
- will do the best I can. You stand near by and if
- anybody gets wise to me, you shout to him: ‘Look out,
- he’s got a gun. Let’s get a policeman!’”</p>
-
- <p>At nine o’clock we passed the window. A crowd
- was admiring the ring. At ten the pedestrians had
- thinned out, and half an hour later Sanc’s chance came.</p>
-
- <p>The store was in the middle of a block. The
- patrolman was at the corner going farther away.
- Everything was exactly right. A passing electric car
- swallowed the noise of the breaking glass. Sanc
- disengaged the hammer’s nose from the hole carefully with
- a rasping noise. The hammer went into his coat
- pocket, and the wire came from beneath his coat. The
- top of the pedestal where the ruby rested was higher
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_170">[170]</span>than the hole in the window, and when Sanc lifted the
- ring on his wire it slid slowly down and out into his
- hand. He threw the wire into the street and walked
- away. I followed behind and overtook him at the
- corner. A few blocks farther away he tossed the
- hammer into a lot. We sat apart on the train to the ferry
- and on the boat across to the city.</p>
-
- <p>In my room Sanc removed the ruby from its setting,
- which I immediately took out and threw into a near-by
- sewer opening. When I returned he was admiring the
- stone. “There’s a stone, kid, that, as Shakespeare
- says, ‘A Jew would kiss and an Infidel adore.’”</p>
-
- <p>The Sanctimonious Kid’s face wore a serious look
- the next evening when we met to go to dinner. “Kid,”
- he said, “the more I think of this wonderful
- pigeon-blood ruby the less I think of it, if you understand
- what I mean. It is possible that we put too much faith
- in the integrity of the business firm that displayed it
- so carelessly. I was out to the park to-day and gave
- the thing a careful inspection in the sunlight, and there
- is a cold, clammy suspicion in my mind that we have
- been swindled—in short, I am afraid the thing is a
- rank phony.</p>
-
- <p>“And the worst of it is there’s not one person in
- five thousand who knows a real ruby when he sees it.
- There are probably three men in San Francisco who
- would know, but they are all square business men and
- we can’t submit it to any of them. The next nearest
- man is the buyer for the big Mormon store, Zion’s
- Co-operative Mercantile Institution, at Salt Lake City. I
- will take a run back there with it and get some one to
- have him give an opinion on it. If it’s genuine I can
- get a thousand dollars on it. I’ll be gone about
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_171">[171]</span>two weeks, and this is what I want you to do while
- I am away.</p>
-
- <p>“Put on your best clothes, keep clean and neat, and
- spend your evenings around the Diamond Palace in
- Montgomery Street. Go through the whole block on
- both sides of the street. Look into every hallway,
- basement, empty store, and saloon. Try to locate
- some place that we can go through and out into an
- alley or another street. The getaway’s the thing, and
- if you can find one in the block we’ll chance the
- Diamond Palace some evening, maybe Christmas Eve.”</p>
-
- <p>He left next morning after giving me strict orders
- to keep away from the wine dumps and attend to
- business. I worked faithfully and soon found half a
- dozen places that would serve. My time was now
- my own, and once more I began exploring the byways
- of the city.</p>
-
- <p>The hypos I spent the night with in the city prison
- had aroused my curiosity about Chinatown. I put
- in many nights prowling through the alleys watching
- these mysterious people gambling, smoking opium, and
- trafficking in their women slaves. There were rumors
- of strange, mysterious underground passages below the
- streets and under the buildings, but I never saw them
- and I have since come to doubt whether they ever
- existed.</p>
-
- <p>The spots most favored in Chinatown by the hypos
- and small beggars were the “cook ovens,” places built
- in back of Chinese lodging houses where the occupants
- did their cooking on the community plan. There were
- warm places around the ovens to sleep in, and always
- a bite to eat for the asking—no Chinaman refuses to
- feed a hungry man.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_172">[172]</span>In my experience with the Chinese I have found
- them charitable, frugal, thrifty, moral, and honest.</p>
-
- <p>In speaking of the cook ovens I may say that it was
- there the word “yegg” originated. It has not yet been
- locked in the dictionary, but it has a place in our
- language and it’s about time its derivation was settled
- once and for all. It is a corruption of “yekk,” a word
- from one of the many dialects spoken in Chinatown,
- and it means beggar. When a hypo or beggar
- approached a Chinaman to ask for something to eat,
- he was greeted with the exclamation, “yekk man, yekk
- man.”</p>
-
- <p>The underworld is quick to seize upon strange
- words, and the bums and hypos in Chinatown were
- calling themselves yeggmen years before the term was
- taken out on the road and given currency by eastbound
- beggars. In no time it had a verb hung on it, and to
- yegg meant to beg.</p>
-
- <p>The late William A. Pinkerton was responsible for
- its changed meaning. His business consisted largely
- of asking questions and necessarily he acquired much
- misinformation. A burglar with some humor fell into
- Pinkerton’s hands and when asked who was breaking
- open the country “jugs” he whispered to the detective
- that it was the yeggs. Investigation convinced
- Pinkerton that there were a lot of men drifting about the
- country who called themselves yeggs. The word went
- into a series of magazine articles Pinkerton was writing
- at the time and was fastened upon the “box” men. Its
- meaning has since widened until now the term “yegg”
- includes all criminals whose work is “heavy.”</p>
-
- <p>Sanc returned in a very hostile frame of mind.
- “We’ve been bilked, kid. It was a French imitation.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_173">[173]</span>Been on the market ten years. I sold it to Tom
- Dennison, who runs the Wasatch gambling house in
- ‘The Lake,’ for a hundred and fifty dollars, just
- enough to pay expenses. If you locate a few more
- capers like that you’ll put us in the poorhouse.”</p>
-
- <p>I reported my findings in Montgomery Street, and
- Sanc after looking them over carefully pronounced two
- of the getaways feasible.</p>
-
- <p>“Kid,” he said, “I read in the papers some time
- ago that a man named Charlie Rice, in New York
- City, put on a cheap, black alpaca coat, put his cap in
- his pocket, and with a pencil on his ear walked into a
- bank and behind the counter where there were twenty
- clerks at work. Unnoticed, he picked up twenty-five
- thousand dollars in bank notes and walked out.</p>
-
- <p>“That suggested to me that I can walk into this
- jewelry store some evening before Christmas when
- they will have an extra force of clerks employed, and
- go behind the counter if I am dressed like a clerk.
- If I can get behind a counter you can surely get in
- front of it. I will put a tray of stones out for your
- inspection, and you will walk out with it. We will
- go over it carefully now.</p>
-
- <p>“I will walk into the place about seven o’clock some
- evening, dressed in a black suit, white shirt, high collar,
- and black tie. You will go in directly behind me. You
- will carry a harmless-looking parcel that looks like a
- box of handkerchiefs neatly wrapped and tied. There
- will be no bottom in it. I will walk to the back of
- the store where there are two or three settees for
- patrons and visitors. You will stroll about near by.
- I will leave my derby hat and overcoat on a settee and
- try, mind you, try to get behind the main counter. I
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_174">[174]</span>am depending upon the fact that the place will be full
- of visitors and customers and that there will be a
- number of strange clerks and that no one clerk will
- know all the others.</p>
-
- <p>“You will follow my movements closely. When I get
- behind the counter I will take out the best tray I
- can get and set it on the show case in front of you.
- You will put your bottomless package over the tray,
- pick it up, put it under your arm, and walk out. We
- have two weeks to get ready. We will go down there
- separately and look the place over for a week. When
- you go in, you rehearse the thing in your mind and
- don’t think of anything else for the next ten days.”</p>
-
- <p>We thought and talked of the Diamond Palace only
- for days and days. “Kid,” said Sanc, “I heard ‘Rebel
- George’ who invented the gold-brick swindle say: ‘The
- way to sell a brass brick is to bunko yourself first into
- the belief that your brick is solid gold—the rest is
- easy. The most successful bunko man is the one who
- bunkoes himself before he goes after a sucker.’</p>
-
- <p>“I am going to hypnotize myself into the belief that
- I am a clerk in that store from the minute I take my
- hat off till I put it on. You are a visitor from the
- minute you go in till you get your hands on the stones;
- then, presto, you are what you are. If we can get one
- of the larger trays of stones we can get enough money
- on them to go to Salt Lake or Denver, and open a
- small gambling house where, while we can’t be entirely
- respectable, we can at least be secure. I am at a stage
- where I would like to quit. I don’t feel like going to
- work as a laborer at two dollars a day, or as a clerk
- for fifteen a week. I’m not speaking disparagingly of
- them, mind you—fact is, they have more real courage
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_175">[175]</span>than we have, working for such wages. But this life
- of ours breeds expensive habits of loose, careless
- spending that are hard to overcome, and even if I
- could swallow my objections to being exploited I would
- still find it impossible to survive on the pay.</p>
-
- <p>“I didn’t jump into this life I’m leading as I jump
- into bed, and I can’t get out of it in one jump. I drifted
- in by slow degrees, and if I get out I’ll have to ease
- out of it by slow stages. A gambling joint would be
- the first step away. Then maybe something better
- after that. This can all be threshed out later; we must
- not let our minds stray from the Diamond Palace.”</p>
-
- <p>Sanc’s philosophy stood up under our bad luck with
- the near-ruby. “Kid,” he said later, “this is the season
- of peace on earth and good will to men. Who gives
- to the poor lends to the Lord, but when I give anything
- to the poor I am going to have a better motive.
- However, we are not givers; we are takers, and our taking
- should be reasoned out rationally. We will reverse
- this ‘giving and lending.’ We will rob the rich and
- discomfit the devil; thereby, perhaps, finding favor in
- the sight of the Lord. And this brings us to the front
- door of the Diamond Palace. It’s one of the city’s
- show places and visitors are always welcome. We will
- visit it.”</p>
-
- <p>And we did. Separately, we made several visits in
- the evening to familiarize ourselves with the inside,
- and to locate the trays of stones. At night in my
- room Sanc drew diagrams of the interior and the show
- cases. We rehearsed the thing in detail night after
- night. He made a neat dummy parcel and drilled me
- in placing it over an imitation tray of diamonds;
- showed me how to place it under my arm securely yet
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_176">[176]</span>carelessly and walk out of the store with entire
- nonchalance.</p>
-
- <p>He bought his black suit, white shirt, and black tie,
- put them on and rehearsed his part. We put our
- rooms in order, cleaning out everything that might
- look suspicious, protecting ourselves against a possible
- “pinch.” The hotel keys I had made were put away
- carefully against a rainy day—or night. Our money
- was taken from the safety box, changed into bank
- notes, and secreted in our clothes.</p>
-
- <p>I asked him about the guns. “No gun for you, Kid.
- You might get nervous. Leave yours somewhere.
- I’ll take mine along.”</p>
-
- <p>Christmas was ten days away. Every evening we
- dressed for our parts, got barbered, shined, and
- slicked up, and walked about the block prepared to
- go into the store when it looked right. We made
- sure every day that the getaways I had located were
- still open.</p>
-
- <p>“I could make it now,” said Sanc as we stood across
- the street the third evening, “but I’ll wait; it’s getting
- better every day.”</p>
-
- <p>His last instructions were: “Now, don’t get
- nervous. If you get your hands on the ‘junk’ walk out
- quietly and away. If they ‘tumble’ me up before I get
- the tray out you fade away. I’ll do the best I can
- alone. If there’s a ‘tumble’ after you get the tray
- and you are chased, hang on to it and get into one
- of the spots you have picked out and when you get
- on the other street don’t run; walk briskly direct to
- the room. If I’m not there five minutes after you,
- I’ll be in jail. I don’t like to think of that, but the
- pitcher can go to the well once too often, and it’s
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_177">[177]</span>better to know beforehand what you are going to do
- when it breaks. If I don’t appear you put the stones
- away safely and wait till I send you word. Don’t try
- to connect with me.”</p>
-
- <p>The next evening as I stood looking at the window
- display Sanc came by, glanced inside sharply, and
- snapped his fingers, which was the “office” to me that
- he was going in. I went in about three steps behind
- him. All I saw was a fine-looking, elderly man in a
- policeman’s uniform walking up the center of the store,
- active, alert. When I passed him my heart was
- pounding so with suspense that I was afraid he would
- hear it.</p>
-
- <p>Sanc walked straight to the back of the big room
- and sat on a settee. I strolled about looking at, but
- not seeing, the wonderful display of baubles. The
- place was fairly filled with Christmas shoppers and
- sightseers. Beautifully gowned women and
- distinguished-looking men stood at the counters inspecting
- rare stones and costly ornaments. Visitors idled
- around and clerks stepped about briskly. Parties of
- shoppers were coming in, the place was filling up
- with people laughing and chatting.</p>
-
- <p>There was a little pucker between Sanc’s eyes as
- he held his seat, and I knew something was wrong.
- Looking closer I saw, facing him and but a few feet
- away, an attaché of the place conversing with a party
- of women. Sanc was stuck and couldn’t transform
- himself into a clerk under the man’s eyes. At last
- he moved away. Sanc took off his hat, put it on the
- settee, stood up, and stepped smartly toward the front,
- a clerk now, and I right behind him with my dummy
- parcel.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_178">[178]</span>Sanc’s unavoidable delay in transforming himself
- into a clerk was fatal to our plan. One glance along
- the show cases that contained the most valuable stones
- showed us that they were all out and under inspection
- by patrons who came in after we did. Time was
- precious, worth more than money. He dared not
- hesitate. Turning quickly, he crossed the room and
- stepped behind the long line of show cases, passed two
- busy clerks, and stopped at a case that held a number
- of trays of small stones.</p>
-
- <p>“Now, here’s something, sir,” he said to me as he
- reached in and brought out a tray holding one dozen
- rings, the best in sight that he could get at. My parcel
- was on the show case and he did not wait for me to
- act; he placed it on top of the tray and turned away
- toward the rear of the store. Shaking with suspense
- I managed to pick it up and place it properly under
- my arm, holding it closely to my side.</p>
-
- <p>On the sidewalk I wanted to run, expecting to hear
- a hue and cry from the store. In turning the first
- corner I looked back. Sanc wasn’t more than twenty
- feet behind me. I slowed up for him and we went
- straight to the room.</p>
-
- <p>“Another bunch of rotten luck, kid,” he said,
- peeling off his black suit. “This town has me hoodooed.
- I’m gone from it to-night, and you had better come
- along. Wrap up that suit and throw it away along
- with the shirt and tie. I’ll unharness these ‘rocks.’
- We’re lucky if Mary gives us two thousand dollars
- on them.”</p>
-
- <p>In an hour he had them out of their settings, which
- I threw away as before. He went to his room for his
- few belongings. I threw mine in a bag and we met
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_179">[179]</span>at the ferry where we got a boat to Oakland, leaving
- nothing behind us but the hotel keys I had made with
- such pains and trouble.</p>
-
- <p>The theft was not reported in the papers. There
- may be a record of it in the police archives, for all I
- know. “I can’t explain their silence,” said Sanc.
- “This much is certain, and it’s the worst part of this
- business of ours. Some innocent party is going to ride
- the blame. They will never figure that as an outside
- caper.”</p>
-
- <p>The next day we got an eastbound train and in due
- time found ourselves in the town of Pocatello, the
- stronghold of Salt Chunk Mary. Our knock at her
- door was answered by a young and pretty Swedish
- girl, blue-eyed and fair-haired. In answer to our call
- for Mary she laughed and her big, innocent blue eyes
- danced. “Aye tank you have bad luck. Miss Mary
- she bane on big yamboree.”</p>
-
- <p>We went downtown and rented a room. In
- Pocatello, as in every other Western town in those days,
- it was the correct custom and usage for sporting people
- to go on a big jamboree once or twice a year. A
- jamboree was usually preceded by a run of good or bad
- luck. If the celebrant got hold of a bunch of easy
- money he or she “went on a tear” to celebrate the
- good luck. If the luck got too bad, the way to change
- it was to go out and get drunk. The length of these
- celebrations was determined by the size of the party’s
- bankroll or the strength of his constitution.</p>
-
- <p>Salt Chunk Mary’s bankroll had no bottom, and
- her constitution was flawless. So it followed that her
- periods of relaxation were somewhat extended. Being
- a very positive-minded person, inclining to action
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_180">[180]</span>rather than words, her procedure at these times
- differed greatly from the ordinary. When she “went
- on a toot” the town marshal went fishing or hunting,
- and her more timid business rivals closed their places
- and remained in a state of siege like storekeepers in
- Chinatown when a tong war was declared. It was her
- custom to visit her friends’ places first, where
- friendships were renewed and emphasized by much spending
- and drinking, and where obligations were
- acknowledged and discharged promptly. She poured liquor
- into the bums, beggars, ragtags, and bobtails that hung
- around the saloons till they were legless drunk, and
- unable to follow her triumphal march through the
- town. She never let up for the want of money, nor
- because of inability to “carry her licker.” Her
- jamboree closed when she had “made” the last place in
- town and that was always the joint of some one she
- held a grudge against.</p>
-
- <p>Sanc and I were fortunate enough to witness the
- wind-up of one of her most memorable celebrations.
- Leaving her hack at the curb, she walked into her
- victim’s saloon and ordered all hands to drink. When
- the drinks were disposed of and paid for, she put
- both hands on the inner edge of the bar and pulled
- it over on the floor. Out of the wreckage she gathered
- an armful of bottles. One of them was accurately
- hurled into the mirror, and the remainder at anybody
- in sight. The boss, bartender, and saloon bums
- disappeared out the back way and Mary stalked out
- the front. On the sidewalk she threw away her
- hat, tore up what money she had left, and crawled into
- her waiting hack. Inside she kicked all the glass out,
- lay down on the back seat, and, with her feet out
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_181">[181]</span>through the broken window, was driven home in state
- while the town stood mute.</p>
-
- <p>We allowed her a couple of days to recuperate
- before calling. When we appeared she welcomed us
- as usual with an invitation to eat from the bottomless
- bean pot. Sanc threw her the small parcel of stones
- which she examined carefully with practiced eye, and
- a high-powered glass. Commercial white diamonds
- were sixty dollars a carat, wholesale, then, and when
- she offered us eighteen hundred dollars we took them,
- satisfied.</p>
-
- <p>We jumped to Denver, where Sanc got the dice-game
- concession in the “Chicken Coop,” a small gambling
- house. We had three thousand dollars between us.
- Two thousand went into the bankroll and we opened
- up bravely. “Soapy Smith,” gambler and bunko man,
- noted for his high plays and big winnings and losings,
- won our two thousand in three successive plays. Sanc
- wanted to continue with the balance of our money,
- but I refused and stubbornly held on to my last five
- hundred. We had to quit.</p>
-
- <p>Sanc was a hard loser and followed “Soapy” around
- town for a week trying to “elevate” him. He never
- got away from the bright lights, and Sanc gave up the
- notion of sticking him up.</p>
-
- <p>We located a big poker game in a soft spot and
- decided to “line up” the players. The biggest
- gamblers in town sat there nightly and there were
- thousands of dollars in sight. After many nights of
- careful checking, we were ready to go against it.</p>
-
- <p>Robbery has none of the complications of burglary.
- It is simple as one, two, three. You get it or you
- don’t.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_182">[182]</span>Sanc with a gun in his hand opened the door softly.
- I was behind him. The players, six of them, were
- in the midst of a “big play.” None looked up. At the
- opposite side of the table, facing us, scrutinizing his
- cards, sat Bat Masterson, the last of the real bad men,
- the fastest man alive with a gun, and with a record
- of twenty killings while marshal of Dodge City,
- Kansas.</p>
-
- <p>Sanc closed the door on the absorbed poker players
- as softly as he had opened it, and “officed” me to
- follow him out. “What’s wrong?” I asked.</p>
-
- <p>“Nothing but this, Kid. Bat Masterson is sitting in
- the game. He has a reputation as a killer and he
- earned it. When he was marshal of Dodge City bad
- men rode from the Texas Panhandle and from
- Deadwood, Dakota, to shoot it out with him, and he
- dropped them all. Nobody knows how many; he
- probably don’t know himself. He beat them all to
- the ‘pull’ and even now, when he is not exactly young,
- he is the fastest human being with a gun. All he has
- left is his reputation, and he would die rather than
- lose it to a couple of ‘stick-ups.’ If I had him in a
- dark street I wouldn’t hesitate to ‘throw him up’ and
- he would ‘go up’ too, but he would never stand for
- it with others looking on. I could have put the gun
- on him, said: ‘Masterson, I know you; I’ll kill you
- if you bat an eye,’ and you could have started to
- gather up their coin. So far, so good; but if the brim
- of your hat or the tip of your shoulder had got between
- Mr. Masterson and my eye he would have ‘pulled’ on
- us and I would have had to let go at him. If I
- didn’t kill or disable him with the first shot, he’d have
- slaughtered the pair of us.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_183">[183]</span>“I’m not afraid of him, but I am not knowingly
- going to put myself in the position of killing anybody
- for his money. When Masterson sits in a game, he
- lays a gun on his lap. His life is forfeit to any
- ambitious young bad man looking for a reputation.
- Anybody but a ‘stick-up’ could kill him and get away
- with it, if he were fast enough or dirty enough to
- shoot him in the back. He has the right to sit with a
- gun on his lap, and besides, it gives him just a slight
- psychological edge on the other players.</p>
-
- <p>“In short, Kid, I don’t want any of
- Mr. Batterson Masterson’s money by the stick-up route. There
- are a lot of bad men here getting by on gall, but he has
- guts and I flatter myself that I’ve been around enough
- to know the difference. That’s my philosophy, Kid;
- you can take it or leave it,” he concluded.</p>
-
- <p>That was the tribute Sanc, who killed one man and
- was hanged, paid Bat Masterson, who killed twenty
- and died peacefully in his bed at a ripe and respected
- old age.</p>
-
- <p>Then came a night when the Sanctimonious Kid
- failed to show up at the room. I was worried and
- made the rounds of the gambling houses, joints, and
- hangouts, but failed to find him or anybody who had
- seen him. My fears were put to rest later when
- Soapy Smith, who won our bankroll, appeared in the
- “Missouri House” and told with the good grace of a
- man who had lost fortunes how he had been “taken”
- by a “stick-up” man for fifteen hundred dollars.</p>
-
- <p>“It was the first time in a year I had been off
- Larimer Street, and it serves me right,” he laughed.
- “Anyway, I know him and told him so; and I’m going to kill
- him on sight.”</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_184">[184]</span>“Soapy,” Jefferson Smith, was a colorful character
- of the West, the educated, refined, renegade son of a
- distinguished Southern family who turned his wits to
- crooked ways. When his luck at the faro tables
- switched and left him broke, he mounted his box on
- a corner and sold nickel bars of soap for fifty cents
- and one dollar. The fifty-cent bars were guaranteed
- to contain a five-dollar bill and the dollar ones a ten.
- The bills were wrapped with the soap in plain view
- of the prospective purchasers, and when he finished
- his “spiel” the rush was on.</p>
-
- <p>His “cappers,” “boosters,” and “shills” fought with
- the yokels for a chance to get something for nothing
- and always beat them to the pieces of soap containing
- the money.</p>
-
- <p>As a sleight-of-hand man Soapy had no equal off the
- stage. When the Gentiles wrested the Salt Lake City
- government from the Mormons, Soapy was brought
- out from Denver and sat as an election judge in the
- busiest polling booth in the city. Equipped with a
- poker player’s “sleeve holdout” he “went out” with
- enough Mormon ballots to swing a close election in
- favor of a “clean city administration.”</p>
-
- <p>Always a pioneer, he joined the gold rush to the
- Klondike. He was killed at Skagway, later, by a bully
- in the pay of the “Vigilance Committee.”</p>
-
- <p>After the robbery Sanc disappeared, and it was
- long till I saw him again. I decided to leave Denver.
- I owed them fifteen days on the chain gang, and had
- no wish to pay by shoveling snow in the streets. I
- bought a ticket to Butte, Montana, regretting the
- money but not caring to “hit the road” in the dead of
- winter across half a dozen of the coldest states in the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_185">[185]</span>Union. I did it in after years, but it was from
- necessity—not choice.</p>
-
- <p>Butte was never a “Wild West” town in the
- accepted sense. Cowboys were seldom seen. Miners
- and gamblers ruled the town. The miners were
- orderly, hard workers, deep drinkers, and fair fighters.
- They had none of the cheap, shouldering swagger of
- the “gold-rush” miner. Nearly everybody owned a
- gun, but the bullying, gun-toting, would-be bad men
- and killers never flourished in Butte. When one of
- them got peeved and started to lug out his “cannon”
- some hard-fisted miner beefed him like an ox with a
- fast one to the jaw, and kicked his “gat” out into the
- street where small boys scrambled for it.</p>
-
- <p>The mines were worked by Irishmen and “Cousin
- Jacks” (Cornishmen), who settled their differences
- with good, solid blows and despised the use of
- weapons. Gambling flourished and was licensed in
- Montana by an act of legislature. The possession of any
- crooked gambling device was a felony. Consequently
- the cheap cheaters and tinhorn, shoestring gamblers
- never got a footing there. Many of the faro dealers
- never made a bet of their own money, and many
- professional players were married men, who looked after
- their families faithfully, feeding and educating their
- children with money honestly and systematically won
- over the faro layouts. Everybody gambled.
- Messenger boys stopped to make a bet. The copper on
- the beat would walk in and bet “two and a half to win
- breakfast money.” If he won his “two and a half”
- he went out satisfied. If he lost it, he got “stuck,”
- forgot all about his beat, sat down, and “played in”
- his bankroll.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_186">[186]</span>The town boasted of an all-night barber shop and
- a clothing store that never closed, for the convenience
- of late-at-night winners who couldn’t hold on to their
- winnings till morning.</p>
-
- <p>As I watched a game my first night in Butte, a
- seedy, torn-out looking chap stepped up to the layout
- and made a bet. He won it, and, expertly shifting
- his checks about, won a dozen more bets before the
- deal closed. “Gimme money,” he said to the dealer,
- pushing his checks in, “I’m going to get dressed up
- this time.” He took off his rusty derby hat and tore
- the crown out of it. Putting his hands behind him,
- he grasped the tails of his frock coat and with a jerk
- ripped it up the back clear to the collar. Money in
- hand he sought the all-night store, and came back in
- an hour, spick and span from head to heel.</p>
-
- <p>I experimented and soon laid a solid foundation for
- the faro-bank habit which fastened on me later and
- kept me broke for years.</p>
-
- <p>Another night a player at the table who had lost
- steadily for an hour placed his last stack of checks
- on a card, saying to the dealer, “Turn the cards, Sam,
- that’s the last button on Gabe’s coat.” The cards
- were turned and the player lost.</p>
-
- <p>As he was leaving, I looked at him closer, and was
- sure I knew him. I got up and stuck my hand out to
- him. He took it curiously. “You are George,” I
- said, “the gentleman who made my fight in the Kansas
- City jail the night of my first ‘pinch.’”</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
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- <div class="chapter">
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_187">[187]</span>
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XIV</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">George</span> smiled and took a better grip on my hand.
- “Yes, I remember you, young fellow. You’ve grown
- some. Have you gathered any wisdom?”</p>
-
- <p>“I’ve gathered enough to know that you are entitled
- to any part of this,” I said, producing my small
- bankroll.</p>
-
- <p>“This is payable to-morrow night,” he said, taking
- twenty dollars.</p>
-
- <p>The money was returned promptly and a bond of
- friendship and confidence was formed that remains
- unbroken. I came to know him as “Rebel George,”
- prince of bunko men, the man who developed and
- perfected the “gold-brick” swindle. After stealing a
- fortune and losing it at faro bank, he quit in answer to
- the prayers of his faithful wife, who had for years
- shared his vicissitudes in and out of prison. At the
- age of sixty, prison bent and money broke, he started
- life on the level and when last I heard of him he was
- in a fair way to succeed in his small business.</p>
-
- <p>From Butte I journeyed to Spokane, Washington,
- and then to Seattle. I marvel now that I did not stop
- in one of those spots of golden opportunity and go
- to work. With the money I would have saved in a
- couple of years I could have bought land or lots that
- would have made me independent in ten years. I
- think land hunger is inherited. I had no desire then,
- nor have I now, to own land. The desire to possess
- land, whether inherent or acquired, appears to me to
- be a sure safeguard against a wasted, dissolute,
- harmful life.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_188">[188]</span>I had now become so saturated with the
- underworld atmosphere that no thought of any kind of
- honest endeavor entered my mind. Fully realizing
- their value, I passed by many splendid opportunities in
- the booming Western towns; not that I was lazy or
- indolent, but that business and the hoarding of money
- had no attraction. I will leave it to the scientists and
- investigators to explain why Johnnie Jones lands in
- a pulpit, and his chum next door, with equal
- opportunity, lands in a penitentiary. It’s too deep for me.
- I know I never had any money sense and never will
- have, and I know that had I been blessed, or cursed,
- with land hunger and money sense I would to-day have
- more honest dollars than I ever had crooked dimes.</p>
-
- <p>Twenty years of moderate application to his
- business will make most any man independent. In twenty
- years a journeyman mechanic will handle more money
- than a first-class burglar, and at the end of that time
- he will have a home and a family and a little money
- in the bank, while the most persistent, sober, and
- industrious burglar is lucky to have his liberty. He is
- too old to learn a trade, too old and broken from
- doing time to tackle hard labor. Nobody will give
- him work. He has the prison horrors, and turns to
- cheap larcenies and spends the balance of his life doing
- short sentences in small jails.</p>
-
- <p>In rare instances the broken thief finds friends,
- sympathetic, understanding, and ready to help him.
- Strong and kindly hands at his elbows ease him over
- the hard spots and direct him to some useful place in
- the world. Some understand such kindness and
- respond by breasting the current and battling upstream
- with their best strokes; others do not, or can not
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_189">[189]</span>understand, and, like dead fish, float down and away
- forever.</p>
-
- <p>My apprenticeship under the Sanctimonious Kid was
- all that could be desired by either of us, yet my
- education was far from finished. At Seattle, almost broke,
- and doubtful about being able to do anything worth
- while by myself, I cast about for a “sidekicker.”
- Seattle was rebuilding after her big fire. Money was
- plentiful, and I never saw such an aggregation of
- beggars, tramps, thieves, and yeggs as were gathered
- there. Gambling, prostitution, and the smuggling of
- opium flourished unmolested. The thieves hung out in
- Clancey’s gambling house, and were protected and
- exploited by him. They thought Clancey was a little
- “Hinky Dink” in a little Chicago.</p>
-
- <p>Every time a thief showed up with a hundred
- dollars he was “pinched,” but Clancey took him out in
- an hour—for the hundred. When it was too late
- they found out that it was he who had them “pinched.”
- Clancey died broke.</p>
-
- <p>In Clancey’s I found “St. Louis Frank,” a product
- of Kerry Patch, a poor quarter of St. Louis, Missouri.
- I knew him from the bums’ “convention” at Pocatello,
- where I met him first. He was clean looking and
- healthy and I liked him. About my own age, he was
- an honest, industrious, intelligent thief.</p>
-
- <p>One night as we were looking around one of the
- smaller gambling houses, all the lights went out
- suddenly, but before we could get our hands on any of the
- money, they came on again. This started us to
- figuring a way to put them out at a given time when one
- of us could stand near a table and grab the bankroll.
- We found where the wires entered the building, and
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_190">[190]</span>Frank volunteered to cut them if I would stand inside
- by the faro game and snatch the bankroll which was
- lying exposed in an open drawer beside the dealer.
- It looked so good that we enlisted two other
- “Johnsons,” one to plant himself by the dice game, and the
- other by the roulette wheel. All three of us were to
- be in readiness to make a grab when the lights went
- out and make our way out of the building in the
- darkness.</p>
-
- <p>Saturday night, when the biggest play was on,
- Frank made his way to the roof and we took up our
- posts inside.</p>
-
- <p>I took a position by the faro game. The drawer
- that held the bankroll was so situated that a
- right-handed man would be handicapped in reaching for
- the money. Being left-handed, the spot fell to me.
- The drawer was open and the big leather pocketbook
- containing the money was lying in the bottom of it in
- plain sight, and not two feet from where I stood. The
- second man, in charge of the game, the “lookout,” sat
- in a high chair at the dealer’s right. One of his feet
- was resting on the edge of the open drawer, and I
- saw at a glance that if he jammed the drawer shut
- with his foot when the lights went out he would trap
- my hand.</p>
-
- <p>While I was thinking that over, Frank cut the wires
- and everybody in the big room did just what we
- expected; they remained perfectly still for a second
- waiting for the light to come on.</p>
-
- <p>My hand was on the big fat “poke.” I heard a
- jingle of gold coins across the room, and somebody
- shouted: “Thieves! Thieves!” The drawer was
- jammed shut on my hand.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_191">[191]</span>Reaching down with my right hand I got the poke
- and tore my left hand out of its trap, leaving a piece
- of skin the size of a half dollar behind. There were
- three exits and we all got out safely in the scramble,
- and “weighed in” at my room.</p>
-
- <p>Frank was there ahead of us. My grab yielded two
- thousand dollars in bills. The chap at the dice game
- put his hand on a stack of twenty twenty-dollar gold
- pieces, but it was too heavy and he fumbled it, getting
- only half. Our assistant at the roulette wheel got a
- couple of stacks of silver only.</p>
-
- <p>The money was split at once, and our friends
- departed. Frank took most of our money out and
- left it with a saloon man we knew. I stayed in my
- room a couple of days waiting for my hand to heal.</p>
-
- <p>One great failing of the thief is that when he gets
- money he immediately makes tracks for some hangout
- where he throws a few dollars on the bar just to
- “give the house a tumble” and let them guess where he
- “scored” and how much he got.</p>
-
- <p>He looks wise, says nothing, spends a few dollars,
- and goes out. Then the guessing begins and it’s
- surprising what good guessers some poor thieves are.</p>
-
- <p>Frank insisted that we go downtown a few nights
- later. I took the bandage off my hand and went along.
- We dropped into “Billy, the Mug’s,” bought a few
- drinks, and departed. Half a block away we were
- pounced on by a couple of “dicks.” One of them
- jerked my left hand out of my coat pocket where I
- had been keeping it to conceal the skinned place.
- “That’s enough,” he said, looking at it. They marched
- us down to the gambling house and showed us to the
- game keepers. They got no satisfaction there, the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_192">[192]</span>gamblers either could not or would not identify us.
- We were then taken down to the city “can,” where
- they searched us thoroughly, finding nothing but a few
- dollars in silver. We were questioned separately and
- together, but refused to talk—a guilty man’s only
- refuge. The officers ordered the man on the desk
- to put us on the “small book,” meaning to hold us as
- suspicious characters. “Maybe Corbett can get
- something out of you,” one of them said to us as they were
- leaving.</p>
-
- <p>John Corbett was the officer in charge of the city
- jail. He was feared and hated from one end of the
- country to the other because of his brutality to
- prisoners. I doubt if a more brutal, bloodthirsty jailer
- ever flourished anywhere. He did not limit his
- beatings to underworld people. He beat up rich men, poor
- men, beggarmen, and thieves impartially. Anybody
- that didn’t crawl for Corbett got a good “tamping.”
- He was repeatedly brought before the commission
- for his cruelty to unfortunates falling into his hands,
- but for years mustered enough influence to hold his
- job. Corbett’s treatment of prisoners was the shame
- and scandal of Seattle, and he kept it up until the
- women of that city got the right to vote. Then their
- clubs, in a body, went to the mayor and demanded
- Corbett’s removal. He was removed.</p>
-
- <p>Corbett appeared and took me downstairs where
- the cells were, in a moldy, damp, dark half basement.
- He was a powerful man, not tall, but thick and broad.
- He was black-browed, brutal-faced, heavy-jawed. He
- opened a cell door and I started to step in but he
- detained me. I sensed something wrong. His
- brownish-red eyes gleamed like a fanatic’s. “You’d better
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_193">[193]</span>tell me all about that robbery, young man.” His
- voice was cold, level, and passionless.</p>
-
- <p>“I know nothing about it, sir,” I answered very
- decently; I was afraid. Like a flash one of his hands
- went to my throat. He pinned me to the wall,
- choking me, and brought something down on my head with
- the other hand that turned everything yellow and
- made my knees weaken. Still holding me by the
- throat he lifted me clear of the floor and threw me
- into the cell like a bundle of rags. There was about
- a half inch of water on the cell floor. I lay there
- in it, and looked about me by the dim light of a gas
- jet out in the corridor. There was nothing in the cell
- but a wooden bench.</p>
-
- <p>After a few minutes I crawled over to it, and,
- pulling myself up, stretched out, more dead than alive.
- If people can be corrected by cruelty I would have left
- that cell a saint.</p>
-
- <p>St. Louis Frank, in another part of the jail, got a
- worse beating than I did.</p>
-
- <p>Our friends outside were busy. At ten o’clock next
- morning James Hamilton Lewis, affectionately called
- “Jim Ham,” later United States senator from Illinois,
- then an ambitious fighting young lawyer who never
- “laid down” on a client, came to see us. At two that
- afternoon he had us out on a writ, free.</p>
-
- <p>From that day on St. Louis Frank smiled no more.
- He became snarly, short spoken, and ugly. We got
- our money and parted. He went out on the road
- “bull simple,” simple on the subject of shooting
- policemen. The stories told about him are almost
- unbelievable. Years later I saw him in the San Francisco
- county jail where he was waiting trial for the murder
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_194">[194]</span>of a police officer in Valencia Street. The day he
- went to San Quentin where he was hanged, he sang
- out to me: “So long, Blacky. If I could have got
- Corbett I wouldn’t care.”</p>
-
- <p>All Corbett’s beating did for me was to make me a
- little more careful. I got a boat to San Francisco,
- not knowing just what to do, but with a notion of
- killing time till old Foot-and-a-half George finished
- his time in Utah, and meeting him. I dug up the hotel
- keys Sanc and I had planted and experimented a little
- in hotel prowling. I hadn’t the sure touch that came
- in later years with experience, and didn’t do much
- good.</p>
-
- <p>One night in the Baldwin Hotel Annex I got a roll
- of bills that rather surprised me, and I was still more
- surprised when I read in the next evening’s paper that
- George Dixon, the little colored champion fighter, had
- lost his money to a burglar. At the Baldwin bar the
- next night somebody asked him what he would have
- done had he been awakened by the burglar.</p>
-
- <p>Dixon, always a good loser, smiled. “I’d ’a’ done
- just what you’d ’a’ done. I’d ’a’ gone right back to
- sleep till that man went on out.”</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XV</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">During</span> my stay in San Francisco I lived at the
- Reno House, a small workingman’s lodgings in
- Sacramento Street. It was owned by a man named
- Rolkin, a carpenter, who invested his small savings in it
- knowing nothing about the hotel business. He had
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_195">[195]</span>a “crazy notion” that he could put clean linen on every
- bed every day in this cheap place and survive. His
- competitors said he was insane. He persisted,
- however, and on that “crazy idea” he built a string of fine
- hotels that he counts to-day like a barefoot Franciscan
- counting his beads.</p>
-
- <p>I brought a terrible cold out of the Seattle jail that
- hung on for months. I got worried about it and went
- to a doctor. After looking me over carefully he
- pronounced one of my lungs bad and said I was in a fair
- way to fall into consumption. He advised me to go
- to a different climate, not to worry and get into a panic
- about it, and to take cod-liver oil. “Not the
- emulsion,” he said, “but the raw oil. It’s nasty stuff to
- take, but it will save you. Take it for a year if you
- can stomach it that long.”</p>
-
- <p>I followed his advice. The cold was gone in a week,
- and in a month I gained ten pounds. I stuck to the
- nauseating raw oil for a year, and to-day I firmly
- believe that if I hadn’t I would have long ago
- succumbed to the dreaded prison scourge, T.B.</p>
-
- <p>One night as I was meandering over Kearny Street
- toward the Coast somebody fell into step beside me.
- I looked around and saw Soldier Johnnie. We were
- well met, and I asked about his visit home. “Hell, I
- only got as far as ‘Chi.’ I bumped into a tribe of
- hungry bums, winter-bound and starving there. They
- were living off the free-lunch counters and the weather
- was so fierce they couldn’t stay out on the street long
- enough to beg a dime for a ten-cent ‘flop’ in the
- Knickerbocker Hotel. They were so miserable and forlorn
- that I went over to the West Side and rented a
- housekeeping joint and gave them an indoor ‘convention.’
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_196">[196]</span>In six weeks my thousand dollars was gone and I put
- in the rest of the winter hanging around Hinky Dink’s
- and Bathhouse John’s. When the weather got right
- I rambled west to Salt Lake. I was going to hold it
- down in ‘The Lake’ till George came out, but I met
- a beggar that had put in the winter here in the city
- and he implored me to come out here and take one look
- at the ‘box’ in the Wigwam Theater. I’ve looked it
- over and it’s the softest thing I ever saw. It’s older
- than I am and I can beat it with a fifty-cent hammer.”</p>
-
- <p>“Do you need any help?”</p>
-
- <p>“No. An outside man would only attract the cops.
- I’ll plant inside before the place closes and get out
- some way after I get the coin.”</p>
-
- <p>Johnnie didn’t even waste fifty cents for a hammer.
- He found one in the stage carpenter’s kit. He got
- something over a thousand dollars, all in gold, and I
- persuaded him to let me buy tickets to Sacramento,
- where I exchanged it for paper money. We got
- “under” a night passenger train and held it into
- Truckee, where we spent a few days fishing and
- drinking mickies of alcohol with some congenial bums we
- found by the river. The weather was fine, and we
- journeyed through Nevada on slow freight trains,
- sitting in the open side door of a clean box car,
- with our legs dangling outside, looking for the
- scenery.</p>
-
- <p>If the brakeman came along and wanted fifty cents
- apiece from us, we refused and got off at the next stop,
- where we drank cool beers in the saloon and waited
- for another train. We waited a week at Ogden for
- Foot-and-a-half George who showed up on the day.
- His head looked a little more pointed, his eyes a little
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_197">[197]</span>deader, and his limp a little more pronounced. He
- was in good spirits and condition after “stopping his
- jolt” in the stir and anxious to start “rooting.”</p>
-
- <p>Sanc failed to appear, and the three of us jumped
- into Pocatello to pay our respects to Salt Chunk Mary.
- In a few days her hospitality palled, and George voted
- that we move down to the jungle and celebrate his
- release from prison.</p>
-
- <p>Bums, thieves, beggars, and yeggs appeared as if
- they had magic carpets. In no time the thing assumed
- the proportions of a convention. Everybody had
- money. The crowd soon split up into units. Each
- unit had its cook and cooking outfit. The “captain”
- of each unit collected from the individuals and sent
- the younger bums into the town to buy alcohol, beer,
- and the “makin’s” of mulligans. There was drinking,
- fast and furious, eating, washing, shaving, while some
- of the older bums mended their clothes with expert
- needle. Cripples discarded their crutches and hopped
- about the camp fires grotesquely. “Crawlers” with
- cut-off legs swung themselves along on their hands
- drunkenly, like huge toads.</p>
-
- <p>Because of George our unit easily had all the class
- of the convention. He sat in state on a coal-oil can
- by the fire, bottle in hand, royally receiving the
- congratulations of bums from the four points of the
- compass.</p>
-
- <p>Somewhere near by at another fire a bum sang in
- a raucous, beery voice, “Oh, Where Is My
- Wandering Boy To-night.” “The Face on the Barroom
- Floor,” “My Blue Velvet Band,” and “Ostler Joe”
- were alcoholically recited by a fat, red-faced bum in
- a greasy coat, after which the convention stretched
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_198">[198]</span>out on the warm ground and slumbered peacefully in
- the balmy summer air.</p>
-
- <p>The cook of our party was a stranger to me. A
- tall, lank man of fifty, with a straggly black beard and
- matted black hair hanging to his shoulder. He never
- spoke except when the bottle was passed to him. Then
- he would hold it aloft and in a dead, empty voice offer
- his unfailing toast. “The stool pigeon is the coming
- race.”</p>
-
- <p>“Kid,” said George, when I asked him about the
- cook. “He’s crazy as a bed bug and the best ‘mulligan’
- maker on the road. ‘Montana Blacky’ is welcome at
- any bum camp anywhere, and he spends his life going
- from jungle to jungle.”</p>
-
- <p>Each day the bums drank more and ate less. The
- cooks were drunk and would prepare no food. The
- fiery alcohol had done its work. The bums that could
- stand up were fighting or snapping and snarling at each
- other. Many lay on their backs helpless, glass-eyed
- and open-mouthed, while others crawled about on all
- fours like big spiders. No more laughter, songs or
- recitations. Gloom settled over the camp and Tragedy
- waited in the wings for his cue to stalk upon the stage.</p>
-
- <p>Just when the convention was about to close for
- the want of able drinkers, a fresh contingent of bums
- arrived from over the Oregon Short Line. They were
- brass peddlers and had a big assortment of “solid
- gold” wedding rings. A big young fellow they called
- “Gold Tooth” seemed to be “captain” of the outfit.
- Along toward dark they finished the last of our liquor,
- and Gold Tooth and his tribe prepared to go into
- the town to make a “plunge.” He detailed a couple
- of them to take the main “drag,” another to make the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_199">[199]</span>railroad men’s boarding houses, another to the
- saloons.</p>
-
- <p>“I’ll make the cribs myself. I’m dynamite with
- them old brums in the cribs,” he declared, with a
- satisfied, confident air.</p>
-
- <p>The “brass” was portioned out and they started
- uptown to “tell the natives how it happened.” There
- is no more industrious person than a half-drunk brass
- peddler out on the street “making a plunge” for
- enough coin to buy himself another micky of alcohol.
- The first peddler returned in an hour with his quota
- of “Dr. Hall” (alcohol), and the drinking began
- afresh. George, Johnnie, and I had enough; we drank
- sparingly. One by one they straggled in with their
- bottles till all had arrived but Gold Tooth.</p>
-
- <p>There was much speculation as to what had
- happened to him, and his “tribe” finally decided he had
- been “yaffled by the town whittler.” In the language
- of the bums “yaffled” is arrested, and the “town
- whittler” is the constable, so-called because he is usually
- found sitting in some comfortable place whittling a
- stick.</p>
-
- <p>When Gold Tooth did show up, it was evident that
- he would have been lucky had the town whittler got
- him first. Blood was running down his face from
- wounds on his head, his shirt was in strands, and he
- was raving.</p>
-
- <p>“Look at me,” he screamed, “this is the rankest
- deal I’ve got in my ten years on the road. And where
- do you think I got it? In Salt Chunk Mary’s. I go
- in her joint and drop a hoop to one of her frowsy little
- brums for nine dollars. I’m decent enough to buy her
- a bottle of beer when she pays me for my brass.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_200">[200]</span>When she goes out for the beer she shows the hoop
- to Mary. She comes in and deliberately orders me
- to blow back the jane’s nine bucks. I tells her there’s
- nothing doin’ and starts for the door. Mary hits
- me in the back of the head with a bottle of beer, and
- when I go down she puts the boots to me.”</p>
-
- <p>George sat up and looked at the speaker curiously.</p>
-
- <p>Still standing by the fire, he continued: “That’s
- what I get for bein’ a good bum. I’m goin’ back up
- there to-night and burn down her shack; the dirty, big,
- red-headed Amazonian battle-ax. I’ll——”</p>
-
- <p>“Hey, you,” said George from across the fire,
- “you’re a liar.” His little dead blue eyes were blazing
- like a wounded wild boar’s. “You was a good bum,
- but you’re dog meat now.” A gun flashed from
- beneath his coat, and he fired into Gold Tooth twice.
- Six feet away, I could <em>feel</em> the slugs hit him. His
- head fell forward and both hands went to his chest,
- where he was hit. He turned round, like a dog getting
- ready to lie down and fell on his face. His hat rolled
- into the fire. His hands were clawing the red-hot
- coals.</p>
-
- <p>Soldier Johnnie ran around and pulled him away
- from the fire by the feet. George stood, with the gun
- smoking, glaring at the others of Gold Tooth’s tribe.
- They slunk away into the dark, gibbering drunkenly.
- Some of the drunken sleepers by the fire were not even
- aroused by the shots. Johnnie kicked them awake;
- they got up and staggered away. Montana Blacky,
- our crazy cook, reeled unsteadily into the circle of
- firelight, wabbling like an old crow on a dead limb.
- Holding his bottle aloft, he croaked: “Oh, then the
- bums began to fight, and there was murder right and
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_201">[201]</span>tight.” Waving his arm over the scene as if
- conferring his benediction on the fire, the dead man,
- George, Johnnie, and myself, he disappeared,
- muttering: “The stool pigeon’s the coming race.”</p>
-
- <p>George handed me his pistol. “Throw this in the
- river, Kid.” I broke it open, took out the slugs and
- empty shells, threw them into the water at one place,
- and the gun at another. We hurried away toward the
- railroad yards. On the way up, we decided that
- Johnnie should stay in Pocatello and intimidate any
- of the weaker bums who might talk, and also try
- to shoo them all out of town.</p>
-
- <p>In the railroad yards, I had my eyes opened to one
- of the safest getaways ever discovered—that of
- “springing” into a loaded box car. Johnnie got an
- iron bar out of a scrap pile. Equipped with this, we
- went through the long lines of loaded cars waiting to
- be routed out of Pocatello, and in a few minutes
- found a car of merchandise billed to Great Falls,
- Montana. The process of “springing in” was simple.
- With the iron bar Johnnie lifted the bottom of a side
- door till it was clear of the hasps that held it in place.
- Placing one foot against the car, he pulled the bottom
- of the door out, away from its position, making space
- enough for us to crawl up into the opening. When
- we were safely inside, he sprang the door back into
- its place with his bar. Usually one or both end doors
- were fastened on the inside, making it easy to get
- out.</p>
-
- <p>In those days this was the bums’ best getaway, and
- it never failed unless they went to sleep and snored
- so loud that the brakeman heard them when the train
- was on a sidetrack. Supplied with food and water,
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_202">[202]</span>men have traveled across the continent in safety while
- sheriffs and posses beat up the jungles for them in vain.</p>
-
- <p>Luckily enough, we got into a train that was already
- “made up” for departure, and it pulled out in an hour.
- Making ourselves comfortable on top of the cases of
- merchandise, we took turn about sleeping, and after
- a ride of almost twenty-four hours, got into Silver
- Bow Junction, where we opened an end door and
- crawled out, hungry and thirsty. Then a walk of six
- miles, and we were in Butte City, where we got food
- and a room.</p>
-
- <p>George was well known to the police in Butte, but
- took no pains to hide himself, feeling sure that the
- masonry of the road and jungle would protect him
- against the common enemy—the law.</p>
-
- <p>The next afternoon we were picked up on the street
- by plain-clothes men and taken before the chief of
- police.</p>
-
- <p>“What’s wrong now, chief?” queried George.</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, nothing much, Foot-’n’-a-half, just a telegram
- from Pocatello—murder charge,” smiled the chief.</p>
-
- <p>“What about me?” I asked.</p>
-
- <p>He looked at a telegram on his desk. “Hold
- anybody found with him.”</p>
-
- <p>They searched us thoroughly and held everything
- found on us. We were locked up alone, in separate
- cells. “You’ve got plenty of money, boys,” said the
- jailer, “you can buy anything you want in the way
- of food and tobacco.”</p>
-
- <p>I sat on the side of my iron cot, wondering who
- had kicked over the bean pot. A rat-eyed trusty came
- down the corridor and stopped in front of George’s
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_203">[203]</span>cell, directly across from mine. “What’s the trouble,
- old-timer?”</p>
-
- <p>George looked at him coldly. “Oh, nothing much.
- I just bit a baby’s arm off.”</p>
-
- <p>The trusty went away. Something told him to ask
- no more questions.</p>
-
- <p>Idaho officers came the next day and we went back
- with them to Pocatello, not caring to waste our money
- fighting extradition, and feeling confident there was
- nothing more than a suspicion of guilt against us.
- We were taken straight from the train at Pocatello
- to an undertaker’s. Every town official was there.
- Inside, in the back room, they led George up to a
- table where his victim was laid out under a white
- cloth. He knew what was coming, and so did I. The
- cloth was jerked off the body and one of the officers
- pointed his finger at George.</p>
-
- <p>“There’s the poor devil you shot, you damned,
- murdering ———, and we’ll hang you for it.”</p>
-
- <p>George coolly and calmly placed his right hand on
- the dead man’s brow for an instant. Then, taking it
- away, he held his arm out full length with the palm
- of his hand up, and said to the officer:</p>
-
- <p>“If I killed that man, there’s the hand that held the
- gun, and there’s the finger that pulled the trigger”
- (jerking his index finger back and forth), and, pulling
- up his coat sleeve, “there’s my pulse! Do you want
- to feel it?”</p>
-
- <p>They weakened. The old yegg had beaten them
- at their own game.</p>
-
- <p>“Lock them up!” ordered somebody in authority.
- The marshal and a crowd of citizens took us to the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_204">[204]</span>calaboose, a small, one-room shack in the middle of
- a big lot. They waited around till a pair of
- villainous-looking Bannock Indians appeared with rifles. They
- were hired to watch us and took turn about, sitting
- on a box outside by the door, day and night, silent,
- motionless. At evening the marshal brought a basket
- of food from a near-by restaurant, and a bundle of
- clean, new blankets.</p>
-
- <p>Pocatello boasted of two lawyers, brothers. One
- prosecuted cases in the magistrate’s court, and the
- other defended anybody foolish enough to hire him.
- Salt Chunk Mary sent the defender over to see us the
- next day. He hadn’t influence enough to have us
- brought to his office, so he talked to us through the
- calaboose-door wicket. We were not going to waste
- any money on him. We decided to wait and see if
- we needed a lawyer first. George thanked him for
- coming, told him we had done nothing, and didn’t
- need an attorney.</p>
-
- <p>Every day for a week we were taken out and
- questioned. At the end of that time, having exhausted
- their stock of questions and patience, the marshal and
- his deputy had us into the justice’s court charged with
- vagrancy. In ten minutes we were tried, convicted,
- and sentenced to six months each in the county jail
- at Blackfoot.</p>
-
- <p>No matter how small the town is, somebody can be
- found to fix things. Mary was on the job and got
- the town fixer to “see the judge.” He consented to
- suspend the sentences if we would get out of the town
- and stay out, warning us that if we ever came back
- we would automatically start serving our time.</p>
-
- <p>We went over to Mary’s to get out of sight till
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_205">[205]</span>train-time, and find out what had caused our arrest.
- Soldier Johnnie had not appeared at her place. He
- folded his tent and stole away with other members
- of the convention, and so precarious was the life we
- led that it was fifteen years till I saw him again. All
- Mary had gathered was that the marshal, noting the
- scarcity of bums about town, had gone down to the
- jungle, where he found a dead man sprawled beside
- a burnt-out fire. Searching the jungle further, he came
- upon poor old Montana Blacky, raving mad. He was
- taken in and later sent to an asylum. He was the
- only bum in Pocatello the day after the convention’s
- tragic close. We never knew what caused our arrest,
- but surmised that Blacky in his ravings might have
- named George as the killer.</p>
-
- <p>When our train pulled out, the marshal was there
- to see that we got aboard and to ascertain where we
- were going. We foiled him by neglecting to buy
- tickets, and at the same time saved ourselves money by
- paying a hungry conductor half fare cash to ride us
- into Butte.</p>
-
- <p>There I began my apprenticeship at the dangerous
- and fascinating business of breaking open safes. As
- was proper, I did all the fetching and carrying. I
- stole the dan, bought the drills, got railroad
- time-tables, and guidebooks. I was sent out to make the
- preliminary survey of the “spot” George had designs
- on. I reported to him whether the spot was “flopped”
- in. I looked up the getaway, the all-important thing.
- No place is fat enough to tempt unless some feasible
- getaway can be figured out.</p>
-
- <p>I located the blacksmith shop, where heavy tools
- could be had if needed, and the livery stable, where
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_206">[206]</span>saddle horses could be got if required. I learned what
- trains passed, and when. I checked the town whittler’s
- comings and goings. I was careful to look over the
- place for dogs, the bane of the burglar’s life. If my
- report satisfied George, he looked it over once to make
- sure. When we went against a spot he did the
- “blacksmithing” inside, while I covered the outside.</p>
-
- <p>We traveled on foot, on horseback, or on trains as
- the occasion required. A hike of twenty, thirty, or
- even forty miles was not rare. We never got any
- such great amounts of money as burglars get to-day.
- A thousand dollars was considered a good “touch.”
- I believe a thief could get more out of a thousand
- dollars thirty years ago than he could out of five
- thousand to-day. Living was cheaper, police fewer
- and less active, shyster lawyers not so greedy and well
- organized, and the fences and fixers not so rapacious.
- “Justice” was not so expensive.</p>
-
- <p>Only the large cities attempted anything in the way
- of identification. The Bertillon system was in the
- experimental stage and finger printing unknown in
- police work. We jumped from one state to another,
- kept away from the cities, lived almost entirely on the
- road except in the dead of winter, and spent our money
- in the jungles with the bums or played it in against faro
- bank in the mining towns. When we got a decent
- piece of money we quit stealing till it was almost
- spent, but while we were spending it we always tried
- to locate new spots against the day when we would
- be broke. George, although past fifty, never spoke
- of quitting. I doubt if the thought ever entered his
- mind. He was as much attached to his trade as any
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_207">[207]</span>carpenter or bricklayer, and went about it as
- methodically as any mechanic.</p>
-
- <p>His cold-blooded shooting of Gold Tooth caused
- many bums to avoid him. After he was dead, I
- learned by accident why he did it, but it was too late
- then to shake hands with him over it.</p>
-
- <p>A year after we were banished from Pocatello, a
- letter from Mary told us that the Sanctimonious Kid
- was arrested in Denver, charged with a tough
- burglary, and wanted help. She wanted to help him, but
- didn’t know how to go about it. I sneaked into
- Pocatello for her generous contribution, and with what we
- could spare we went to Denver and got him the best
- lawyer there—Tom Patterson, afterward Senator
- Patterson from Colorado. We stayed in the state,
- turning every dollar we could steal into his lawyer’s
- office, but in vain. Sanc got everything Patterson had
- in the way of service, and finished with fifteen years
- at Canon City.</p>
-
- <p>A small post office in Utah yielded us a few dollars
- and a big bundle of “stickers.” I had no fear of
- Pocatello after getting in and out of it once, and we thought
- it only right that Mary should have the stamps and
- get the profit on them. I got into her place with them,
- but she hadn’t enough money and I had to wait till
- morning for her to get it from the bank. Instead of
- staying quietly in her house, as she advised, I went
- out for a look at the town and the whittler got me.</p>
-
- <p>He threw me in the calaboose, promising to take
- me to Blackfoot the next day to start on my six
- months. He hired no Indians this time, but just locked
- the door and went back uptown, probably to look for
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_208">[208]</span>George. I paced up and down the length of the
- calaboose, cursing my carelessness. About midnight there
- came a rap on the door.</p>
-
- <p>“Are you in there, Kid?” It was Salt Chunk Mary.
- She passed in a small bottle of whisky and some
- sandwiches. I implored her to go over by the depot and
- try to find some bum that would break the lock and
- let me out.</p>
-
- <p>“No use, Kid,” she said. “The town has been
- hostile ever since the convention. A bum can’t light here
- any more. I’ll try to get some gambler to do it.”</p>
-
- <p>She hurried away. In an hour she came back alone,
- armed with a crowbar. She put the pointed end of it
- into the neck of the lock and with a mighty wrench
- twisted it off and threw the door open. I stepped out.
- That pale, light-fingered ghost, “The lady that’s
- known as Lou,” would have fainted in my arms. Not
- Mary. When I reached for her hand, she pushed me
- away.</p>
-
- <p>“Don’t waste time thanking me. Here’s the coin
- for your stickers. I borrowed it from the girls.
- You’ve got to hurry; there’s a train leaving in ten
- minutes.”</p>
-
- <p>While I was still pouring out my thanks to Mary
- she turned away, and I hastened to the railroad yards,
- where I hid myself till the train pulled in. I
- didn’t go near the depot to buy a ticket, but crawled
- under a coach and deposited myself on the rods.
- Before daylight I crawled out at Ogden and hiked
- straight out of the town. I waited at the first station
- out, and in a few hours got a train into Salt Lake,
- where George was waiting for me.</p>
-
- <p>He had seen Judge Powers, who defended me when
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_209">[209]</span>I ran away from the verdict of not guilty. The judge
- assured him that there was no claim on me and the
- worst I need fear was a charge of “vag” from some
- sore-head copper. I at once told him of my troubles
- at Pocatello and my delivery from the calaboose by
- Mary.</p>
-
- <p>“You don’t have to tell me what a grand character
- she is, Kid. I know all about that. She’s righter than
- April rain. If you knew half what I know about her
- you’d have put a couple of slugs into Gold Tooth
- yourself. You probably thought I ‘smoked him off’
- because I was full of ‘Hall’ (alcohol) and wanted to
- cut some crazy caper. I croaked him because he was
- slandering the best woman that ever stood in two
- shoes. I’m not lookin’ for a chance to kill anybody.
- I got my belly full of that in the war, an’ that ain’t
- all. No matter what they say, dead men do tell tales.
- Robbery and burglary are soon forgotten and
- outlawed, but when you leave a dead man behind you
- they’ve got the balance of your life to catch you and
- hang you. A couple of those bums could go into the
- Salvation Army ten years from now and get religion
- and hang me.</p>
-
- <p>“I’ve packed a gun for thirty years, and every time
- I fired it I was in the wrong except, maybe, when I
- let that Gold Tooth have it. That’s because my
- business is wrong. But it don’t include murder and I
- won’t travel with anybody that deliberately shoots
- people.</p>
-
- <p>“When the town ‘bull’ interferes with you at night
- shoot at him, of course, and shoot at him first; but
- don’t hit him. He thinks you’re tryin’ to kill him and
- that’s enough. He’ll go after reënforcements and you
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_210">[210]</span>get away. If he shoots at you that’s just a common
- incident; if he hits you it’s a rare accident.</p>
-
- <p>“You’re only beginning at this racket, Kid,” finished
- the veteran yegg. “Take my advice and be careful
- with your gun. It’s a good servant, but don’t let it
- become your master or it will hang you.”</p>
-
- <p>We hadn’t been in Salt Lake ten days till one of
- the “dicks” that put me on trial in Smiler’s case came
- into the “Gold Room,” a gambling house we hung
- out in, and took me off to jail. They held me all day
- and that night, trying to dig up some charge to put
- against me. Judge Powers came the following day,
- and after a lot of palaver they charged me with
- vagrancy. He got me a bond and I was later
- dismissed.</p>
-
- <p>Harry Hinds, who kept the Gold Room, saw the
- police and came back with the good news that we
- could stay in Salt Lake as long as we didn’t “bother”
- anybody in the city and that they didn’t care what we
- did outside the city limits.</p>
-
- <p>We made our headquarters in the city for more
- than a year. We hung out in the Gold Room and our
- persistent attempts to beat the faro game kept us
- continually jumping into the near-by towns to replenish
- our bankroll. Dynamite was easy to get and we
- didn’t trouble ourselves to go to Ogden for the parcel
- I had left in the safety vault. We became quite
- established in Salt Lake and came to know many people.
- We lived at a quiet, second-class hotel, and went about
- our business in a decent, orderly manner.</p>
-
- <p>George lost all interest in bums and their gatherings
- after the convention at Pocatello, and kept away from
- them. They still attracted me, and occasionally I went
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_211">[211]</span>down to the jungle on the banks of the river Jordan
- that empties into the Great Salt Lake.</p>
-
- <p>On one of those visits I fell in with a crippled beggar
- who had been down on the “poultice route” in
- southern Utah. He had formerly been a very capable thief,
- but the loss of a leg under a train at once disabled and
- reformed him, and he turned to begging, as many do
- when they can no longer steal. I had a bottle of “Dr.
- Hall” and as we passed it back and forth the beggar
- bewailed his misfortune in losing his leg and having
- to “dingdong” his way about the country for a few
- “lousy dimes.” “There’s a box,” he wailed, “in the
- county treasurer’s office in the courthouse at the town
- of ——— that I could chop the back out of with an ax,
- if I was able-bodied. The town whittler goes to bed
- when the general store closes at nine o’clock at night.
- There ain’t five hundred people in the town and they’re
- all in bed before ten o’clock. I went in to beg the
- county treasurer and he gave me four bits. The ‘box’
- was open and I saw a stack of ‘soft stuff’ (paper
- money) that would make Rockefeller’s mouth water.”</p>
-
- <p>He drank himself speechless and went to sleep
- mumbling his misfortune.</p>
-
- <p>I told George about it and we looked it up on the
- map and found it was twenty miles off a railroad. “I
- don’t like the way it’s situated, Kid,” said George, “but
- there’s three or four thousand dollars there now while
- they’re collecting taxes, and we’d better look at it.”</p>
-
- <p>We got a small roll of blankets each, and bought
- tickets to a town forty miles distant from the county
- seat. George went first, and I followed the next day.
- At this base he hired a saddle horse, and departed to
- look the spot over. He got back in a few days and
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_212">[212]</span>reported that it was even “softer” than the cripple
- had pictured it.</p>
-
- <p>“We’ll hike the forty miles into the town, Kid, by
- easy stages, beat off the box, and get a couple of
- horses out of the livery stable. By daylight we ought
- to be thirty miles away, where we will ditch the horses
- and plant in the jungles till night. After that we will
- have to hike nights till we get back to ‘The Lake.’”</p>
-
- <p>The following Sunday night we got into the town,
- but found there was a social gathering in the church,
- next door to the courthouse. That delayed us till
- twelve o’clock. At one o’clock we went into the
- stables across the street, and saddled two gentle
- horses, leaving them in their stalls. The town was
- dark, dead, and we went into the courthouse and to
- a rear room where the safe stood.</p>
-
- <p>The master coolly removed his coat, throwing it
- on top of the safe. On the coat he laid a big
- “cannon.” I opened the small parcel containing the “dan”
- and “stems” (drills). From the blacksmith shop we
- had taken a carpenter’s hand brace and a pinch bar.
- With this primitive outfit George attacked the box in
- a most workmanlike manner. I went outside, but
- there was nobody in sight, and the only sound was the
- pawing of a horse in the stable across the street. At
- two o’clock George came out to look around himself.
- He was ready to “shoot her.” The make of the box
- required that the door be blown entirely out of place
- and the explosion seemed tremendous in the dead,
- quiet night with nerves on edge. But the town
- slumbered on.</p>
-
- <p>George waited outside, but there was no alarm, and
- he went back, returning in five minutes with a small
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_213">[213]</span>but heavy bag of gold pieces that clinked sweetly when
- he dropped it into his coat pocket.</p>
-
- <p>“You carry this head of cabbage, Kid,” passing me
- a pack of greenbacks about the size of a brick.</p>
-
- <p>Dawn was graying the east as we went into the
- stable and bridled the horses. George went out first,
- pulling his reluctant horse by the bridle rein pulled
- over his head. In the door his horse stopped, and
- George, standing outside on the inclined platform,
- tugged with both hands while I slapped the horse on
- his rump. Suddenly George dropped the bridle rein
- and his hand went to the waistband of his trousers for
- a gun.</p>
-
- <p>A voice shouted, “Here, you damned horse thief,”
- and a shotgun belched murderously, then again.
- George got both barrels. He was almost blown off
- his feet. He toppled over sidewise and his body rolled
- slowly down the incline to the ground.</p>
-
- <p>The man with the shotgun knew his bloody business.
- I plainly heard the sinister click of the breech-lock as
- he snapped it shut after reloading. Neither of the
- horses was gun-shy; they stood still. The gunshot
- echoes died away. A whiff of powder smoke drifted
- above and across George’s body. The silence was
- awful. I could feel the shooter outside standing at
- “ready” with his murderous gun. I was trapped; my
- pistol was useless against such odds. Somewhere in
- the stable a horse, heaving heavily to his feet, shook
- the floor and roused me from my trance of fear and
- shock. I remembered having seen a door in the side
- of the barn opposite where the man with the gun
- was. I ran to it and out into a lot. Across the street
- was the courthouse and the general store. There was
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_214">[214]</span>a cellar beneath the store. I had looked into it while
- George was working on the “box.” Its old-fashioned
- inclined doors were open and it was piled full of farm
- implements, empty boxes, crates, kegs of nails, etc.</p>
-
- <p>Half panicky, I dashed across the street and into
- the cellar, where I hid amongst the junk at the end
- farthest from the door. In a half hour the town was
- on fire with excitement. The store was opened and
- I heard loud voices and the tramp of many feet above
- me. There was a clattering of horses’ hoofs in the
- street, and I knew the hue and cry was on. I
- burrowed deeper into boxes and bales, prepared for a
- long wait.</p>
-
- <p>When daylight came I saw a pair of stairs leading
- up to a trapdoor in the store floor. There was much
- coming and going all day, and the steady hum of
- voices. I strained my ears, but couldn’t make head
- or tail of the talk. I put in a long, hard day, and
- when night came and the store was closed I was
- famished for food and water. All day I had been
- debating in my mind whether I should sneak out at dark
- and try to hike away, or hold down the cellar for
- another twenty-four hours. I had just decided to go
- out and chance it when I heard the cellar doors
- banged down from the outside, then the click of a
- padlock. I was locked in.</p>
-
- <p>About midnight I went up the steps and found the
- trapdoor unfastened. The store was dark, but I soon
- found the cheese and crackers and carefully “weeded”
- out a good portion of each. There was a bucket of
- water in the back of the store, and I filled an empty
- bottle from it, after drinking all I could.</p>
-
- <p>Letting myself out of a window at the back, I closed
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_215">[215]</span>it carefully after me, and hiked out of the town.
- Before daylight I carefully planted my “head of
- cabbage” in a field and crawled into a clump of bushes
- a hundred yards away to sleep and rest up for the next
- night.</p>
-
- <p>Between hunting in fields, gardens, and orchards at
- night for food, and walking as fast as I could, it took
- me four nights to get to the main line of the railroad
- sixty miles away. Counting the money, I found there
- was three thousand dollars of “green and greasy,”
- worn paper money, in small bills.</p>
-
- <p>During my long hike I had plenty of time to decide
- what to do. I made up my mind not to go near Salt
- Lake, where I was known. This money had been the
- death of poor old George, and I felt that he would
- turn over in his grave if I lost it and my liberty, too.
- I took out a hundred dollars and buried the rest with
- the utmost care.</p>
-
- <p>At Provo, Utah, I got some fresh clothes and
- settled down to wait till the business cooled off. From
- the papers I gathered that George was killed by the
- livery-stable owner, who had got up early to go duck
- shooting. Going to his stable to get a horse, he found
- the back door open and waited to see what was going
- on. He thought he had a horse thief, and only fired
- when George reached for his gun. Two thousand
- dollars in gold was found in George’s coat pocket, and
- returned to the county. The hunt was still on for the
- burglar with the big end of the money. Nobody
- claimed the dead man’s body and he was buried
- unnamed and unknown.</p>
-
- <p>After a miserable month’s wait, I dug up my money
- and bought a ticket to Chicago by the way of Denver
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_216">[216]</span>and Omaha, going a roundabout way for fear of
- meeting my father and having to face his clear, cold eyes.
- If it had been honest money I would have gone to him
- and offered him any part of it, but I was afraid to
- face him with a lie.</p>
-
- <p>I got into Chicago safely and immediately put my
- fortune in a safety box. Then I bought plenty of good
- clothes and got myself a nice room near the corner of
- Clark and Madison Streets. That seemed to be the
- center of the night life, and I instinctively anchored
- there. I put in the winter investigating the cheap
- dives, hurdy-gurdies, and dance halls. The tough
- Tenderloin district attracted me also. The beer bums
- and barrel-house five-cent whisky bums came under my
- notice. Not very different from the winos of San
- Francisco. I visited the five-cent barber shops of lower
- Clark Street and the ten-cent “flops” and dime
- ham-and-bean joints. Nothing escaped me. I nibbled at
- the faro games, but was careful and never got hurt.
- Every night I looked into Hinky Dink’s and
- Bathhouse John’s bars and heard the same old alarm, “here
- comes the wagon.” But those two kings of the First
- Ward were “Johnnie on the spot” and never allowed
- any of “their people” to languish in the “can”
- overnight.</p>
-
- <p>I discovered the saloon of “Mush Mouth” Johnson,
- a negro politician of power, and, fascinated, watched
- his patrons, each in turn trying to make the bone dice
- roll his way.</p>
-
- <p>I stumbled upon the hop joint of “California Jack,”
- an old Chinaman from Sacramento, who was waxing
- fat in his make-believe laundry in South State Street.
- Thieves, pickpockets, and pimps and their girls smoked
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_217">[217]</span>unmolested day or night. Now and then a tired waiter
- or bartender threw himself wearily on a bunk.</p>
-
- <p>I fell in with a wolfish-eyed girl of the streets,
- hungry and shivering in a doorway, so shabby that men
- would not throw an appraising glance at her. Like
- Julia she was almost “ready for the river.” I bought
- her food and clothes and a room. I gave her no
- advice and sought no profit from the transaction.
- With better clothes and food she plied her trade
- confidently and prospered. I saw her often on the streets.
- One night she paid me the money I had spent for her.</p>
-
- <p>Then came a midnight when she knocked at my
- door, pale, panting with fear. “You must help me,”
- she implored. “I have no friend but you. A man is
- dead in my room. If he is found there the
- police—you know—they’ll say it’s murder.”</p>
-
- <p>On the street we got a hack and in ten minutes were
- at her place. A shabby parlor fronted on the street; in
- back of it was a bedroom. On the bed, fully dressed,
- lying crosswise with feet on the floor, was the body
- of a man. Well dressed, about fifty, he might have
- been a clerk. I went out the back door and to the
- alley. There was no one in sight. When I came
- back she was shivering in a chair. I put the dead
- man’s hat in my pocket and asked her to help me lift
- him to my shoulder. She refused to touch “the thing.”
- With an effort I got it to my shoulder, the head and
- arms hanging down my back. Clasping my arms
- around its legs, I staggered out the back way toward
- the alley.</p>
-
- <p>Stumbling up the dark alley over tins, wires, broken
- boxes, and other rubbish, I carried my dangerous
- burden almost to the cross street and threw it down,
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_218">[218]</span>leaving the hat beside it. Annie Ireland, or “Irish
- Annie” as she was called by the street girls, was still
- huddled in the chair in a corner of the room farthest
- from the bed when I returned.</p>
-
- <p>“Where did you leave it?” she whispered.</p>
-
- <p>“Up the alley,” I told her shortly. I had no
- stomach for this business, and wanted to be away and done
- with her. I felt sure she had dealt the man a jolt
- of chloral or some other stupefying drug.</p>
-
- <p>“Look here, Annie,” I warned her, “if you’ve got
- any of that guy’s junk around here you’d better ditch
- it. They will find him in the morning, and every crib
- in the block might be searched.”</p>
-
- <p>“No, no,” she protested. “I didn’t touch him. I
- picked him up on the street. When we came in here
- he stretched out across the bed and went to sleep. I
- took my hat and coat off and tried to wake him, but
- couldn’t. After a while his hands turned cold and
- I saw he was dead. Then I went for you.”</p>
-
- <p>I went out, and she followed me. “Where are you
- going now?” I asked.</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, I don’t know—outside, anywhere. I can’t stay
- in there. I’ll go down the line and get drunk, I
- guess.”</p>
-
- <p>I left her at the corner, resolved to see no more of
- her. But that wasn’t to be, for there came a day,
- years after, when she held up her hand in a court and
- perjured me into prison. The next day I moved to
- another part of the city and kept away from the blocks
- she walked at night. I met her no more, and she soon
- fell into the background of my memory. I watched
- the papers, but saw nothing except a few lines
- reporting the finding of the body of an unidentified man in
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_219">[219]</span>an alley. A dead man in an alley didn’t mean much
- in Chicago then and his body probably went to the
- potter’s field or a medical college.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XVI</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">Summer</span> came and the memorable World’s Fair.
- I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and
- winter was coming. I heard wonderful tales of New
- York City and its opportunities, told by the hop
- smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made
- up my mind to go there for the winter when I met
- an intelligent young chap who knew all about it. He
- advised me to stay away from New York.</p>
-
- <p>“It’s the toughest town in the United States for
- an outsider to get by in,” he said in answer to my
- questions. “I’ll tell you what you’re up against. You go
- in there single-handed. If you get by the wise coppers
- and the hungry fences, you’ve still got the gangs to
- beat. Almost all the thieves belong to gangs—the
- Irish, the Jews, and the dagoes. They fight each
- other, but they make common cause against an
- outsider, especially if he’s from the West, and they’ll
- know you in a minute with your soft hat and your
- Western talk.</p>
-
- <p>“The gangs are made up of natives and ‘home
- guards,’ and some of them are not above snitching on
- you if you go in there and get too prosperous. If
- you show up in any of the hangouts with money they
- will beat you up and take it away from you like any
- sucker. Of course if you got into a gang they would
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_220">[220]</span>protect you. The gang protects you, and the ward
- alderman protects the gang, see? But even then you’d
- never have anything, for the money’s split too many
- ways.</p>
-
- <p>“Those hop fiends are raving when they tell you
- New York is a simple spot to make a living in.
- Everything is simple and easy and rosy to them when they
- get a few pills under their belts; but you take my
- advice and stay away from it. I can get dollars in
- the West where I couldn’t get dimes in New York,
- and I wouldn’t go back there on a bet. I’m for
- Chicago and points west where you don’t have to wear
- a derby hat to get by a policeman,” he finished in
- disgust.</p>
-
- <p>Turning this gloomy picture over in my mind for
- a few days, I decided to let New York alone and go
- back West. My spare clothes were left with the
- landlord, and after a soft, easy year I went back to the
- hardships of the road almost gladly. I made long
- jumps under fast trains into St. Paul and then on to
- the Dakota harvest fields.</p>
-
- <p>Thousands of harvest hands were leaving with their
- season’s earnings and a horde of yeggs, thieves,
- gamblers and their women beset them on every side.
- Some of the more wary and experienced laborers
- bought tickets and got out of the danger zone
- unscathed; others dallied with the games of chance
- and were shorn, or fell into the yeggs’ clutches and
- got “catted up.”</p>
-
- <p>Harvest workers were called blanket stiffs or gay
- cats, and the process of pistoling them away from
- their money was known as catting them up. Train
- crews flourished by carrying the gay cats over their
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_221">[221]</span>divisions in the box cars at a dollar each. Bands of
- yeggs worked with the brakemen, who let them into
- the cars, where they stuck up the cats, took their
- money, and forced them to jump out the side doors
- between stations. By the time they walked into a
- town and reported their losses, the train was far
- ahead, the money split with the train crew, and the
- yeggs were holding a convention in some safe jungle.</p>
-
- <p>After several seasons the cats began buying tickets
- out of the harvest fields and the profitable industry
- of catting up went by the board.</p>
-
- <p>I traveled along slowly now, uncertain where to
- go or what to do. Meeting many who had seen me
- and Foot-and-a-half George on the road, I told them
- freely the story of his finish and my getaway. My
- prestige grew and I came to be accepted everywhere
- as “Stetson,” which, in the language of the road,
- means first class.</p>
-
- <p>Being young I naturally got puffed up and superior.
- I looked wise and mysterious, said nothing, and
- “connected” only with the higher-ups among the knights
- of the road. Stepping out on the street one morning
- at Great Falls, Montana, an icy wind out of the north
- reminded me that winter had come. I was almost
- broke, and fearing a Montana winter without money,
- I made a dash for the coast. I traveled north through
- Lethbridge, at the Canadian line, and into Calgary,
- Alberta; then west over the Canadian Pacific toward
- Vancouver, where I hoped to spend the winter. The
- snow had piled up in the Selkirk range, delaying trains
- for days and making life on the road uncertain and
- very unpleasant. My money had dwindled till buying
- a ticket was out of the question. Riding the rods of
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_222">[222]</span>passenger trains meant freezing, and I was forced to
- take the slow and infrequent freights with their open
- box cars. At one of the larger towns in British
- Columbia I stopped off to rest up, get a decent night’s sleep,
- and thaw myself out.</p>
-
- <p>In the office of the hotel I went to stood a safe that
- attracted me. It was of a make that George always
- favored, and we had beaten a half dozen of them in
- the two years we were together.</p>
-
- <p>No explosives were needed. It could be got “on
- the quiet.” I put down my last dollar for a week’s
- board and room, and began planning an assault on the
- ancient “box.”</p>
-
- <p>I was alone, almost broke, and here was
- opportunity. Opportunity not only to fortify myself with
- money, but to test myself and prove whether my years
- with George and the Sanctimonious Kid had fitted me
- to make my way alone at the profession I had drifted
- into. I went over the situation carefully. A
- westbound passenger train passed through the town at
- one o’clock A.M. The hotel closed at midnight. An
- hour was time enough for the mechanical work on the
- box. The time-tables showed that I could be on
- the “American side” in twelve hours if I got out on
- the night train. Here was a feasible getaway.</p>
-
- <p>The next thing was to make sure that no one entered
- the hotel office between the hours of twelve and one.
- Several nights’ watching satisfied me that I would not
- be interrupted in that way. The week was almost
- gone, so was my money, and I saw that more would
- be needed for my board and lodging before the arrival
- of my first big night alone. This forced me into a
- small room burglary that was almost fatal.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_223">[223]</span>Prowling through the one other hotel in the town
- I found a room door unlocked and stepped inside.
- There were two beds in the room, both occupied. On
- a chair by the bed nearest the door was the sleeper’s
- trousers, from which I got a purse. Pocketing it, I
- moved to a chair by the second bed, where I could
- distinguish something dark that appeared to be a
- bunch of clothes.</p>
-
- <p>Right there I learned that a fair-sized, healthy dog
- sleeps sound as a human being. Instead of putting
- my hand on a pair of pants, it touched something
- furry that came to life with a start and a growl, and
- fastened a pair of strong jaws on my forearm. Both
- sleepers stirred. Before I got to the door, dragging
- the snarling, clawing brute that wouldn’t let go his
- grip, the man whose purse I had sat up in bed. I was
- without a gun, but threatened to blow his head off just
- the same. Being a sensible man, he remained quiet.</p>
-
- <p>I had put out the only light in the hall. Still
- burdened with the tenacious, growling dog, I was forced
- to feel my way with my feet toward the back
- stairway. I couldn’t stop in the hall to choke him loose;
- my only hope was to drag him downstairs and deal
- with him outside the place.</p>
-
- <p>At the top of the stairs his struggles and weight
- overbalanced me, and we rolled and bumped down
- the long, dark stairway to the landing below. On our
- way down he weakened, let go his grip on my arm,
- scrambled to his feet, and tore out into the alley,
- howling piteously. I gathered myself up and ran in
- the opposite direction. In my room, I took stock
- and found he hadn’t injured me, and that I had enough
- money to carry me for another week.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_224">[224]</span>I now moved into a small lodging house and paid
- for my room each night. As a transient roomer I
- could leave at any time without causing comment.</p>
-
- <p>Curious to learn something about the dog I was
- tangled up with, I went into the office and barroom
- of the hotel, looking for him. One evening while I
- was getting a drink I heard a low, threatening growl
- across the room, and a look in the big mirror back
- of the bar showed me a good, big, husky shepherd
- dog standing under a card table. The hair on his
- neck and back bristled as he eyed me suspiciously. I
- thought he was going to attack me, and turned around
- to face him. When I did this, he backed still farther
- beneath the table, but never took his eyes off me. The
- room was crowded with loungers and card players, but
- none of them appeared to notice his actions. I went
- out of the place and stayed out.</p>
-
- <p>At last the night came that I had decided was to
- be my last in the town. I had done everything possible
- in the way of precaution and protection. The stormy
- night favored me and the box gave up its contents
- after a few sturdy blows from a short-handled
- sledgehammer. The train arrived on time, and when it
- pulled out I got aboard without a ticket. That was
- part of my plan. I didn’t want to be seen at the
- ticket office, where I knew inquiries would be made
- the next day.</p>
-
- <p>The safe contained nothing of value to me but a
- roll of paper money. I had no chance to count or
- examine it while waiting for the train, but before the
- conductor got to me I fished out a worn twenty-dollar
- bill from which I paid my fare, about fifteen dollars,
- to Vancouver. I had no intention of going into that
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_225">[225]</span>city now, but paid my fare there to mislead any one
- making inquiries from the trainmen. I planned to
- leave the train at a junction and take another across
- the border. Well satisfied with myself, I was
- reviewing the night’s work when the train slowed down
- between stations, about twenty miles from where I got
- aboard.</p>
-
- <p>After a long wait, the conductor appeared with the
- information that the train was blocked by an avalanche
- of snow and rock. “Make yourselves comfortable,”
- he said, “we won’t get out of here before noon
- to-morrow.”</p>
-
- <p>My carefully laid plans crumbled. I wished myself
- back in the town. I thought of the bill I had given
- the conductor. I could see the constables with their
- heads together in the morning “deducing” and
- “inferring” with the result that they would deduce and infer
- that their burglar had left on the night train. I could
- see them arriving at our stalled train some time in the
- forenoon and buttonholing the conductor. I could see
- him pointing his finger at me.</p>
-
- <p>It was suicide to leave the train. Not a hut or
- habitation within miles and a terrific storm raging. I
- went over every possibility and finished with a
- helpless, half-trapped feeling. I went into another coach,
- and, finding an empty seat, cut a slit in the cushion
- and planted the roll of money, keeping only the change
- from the twenty-dollar bill. There was nothing else
- I could do to protect myself. I tried to sleep in a
- seat, but couldn’t, so I sat around, apprehensive and
- nervous, till morning. The storm abated at daylight
- and an hour later a work train pulled in behind us,
- prepared to dig us out. I got ready for a shock.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_226">[226]</span>Sure enough, in a few minutes, two constables from
- the town I had left came slowly down the aisle behind
- the conductor. When he came to my seat, he stopped
- and nodded his head toward me. One officer stood by
- me, but said nothing. The other said something aside
- to the conductor, who took a roll of bills from his
- pocket, peeled off the top one and handed it to him.
- He turned the bill over, looked at it carefully, and
- then at a piece of paper he had in his hand. After
- more talk with the conductor that I couldn’t hear, he
- turned and faced me with a gun in his hand.</p>
-
- <p>“Put the irons on him, Mr. Stevens,” he said to
- the officer beside me. “He is our man.”</p>
-
- <p>I protested against being handcuffed, pushed
- “Mr. Stevens” away, and demanded an explanation.</p>
-
- <p>“You’re arrested in the queen’s name,” said the
- officer in charge, “and anything you say will be used
- against you. You had better submit quietly. If you
- want force you can have it.” He waved his big,
- serviceable-looking gun in my direction.</p>
-
- <p>I submitted. They took me forward to a baggage
- car, removed my shoes and nearly all my clothes, and
- went through them slowly and thoroughly, but found
- nothing incriminating. When the train was dug clear
- it pulled out, carrying my roll of bills with it in the
- seat cushion, and I congratulated myself on getting
- rid of it. I was taken back to the town I left so
- suspiciously the night before, and thrown into the jail
- wondering what they had on me. They hadn’t asked
- me any questions; that looked bad. They seemed too
- well satisfied with the thing.</p>
-
- <p>All my speculations were put to rest the next
- morning when I was brought before the magistrate.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_227">[227]</span>When I hear the word “technicality” I think of
- American jurisprudence. If there is any such term
- used in British courts I never heard it. The procedure
- in this magistrate’s court was simple, alarmingly
- simple. The hotel man proved the burglary. The next
- witness, an old prospector who was wintering at the
- hotel, testified that he had changed a twenty-dollar
- bill at the hotel bar the evening before the burglary;
- that it was the only bill of that denomination he had;
- that he had carried it with him for six months and
- had looked at it so many times he remembered the big
- serial numbers on the back of it. He swore further
- that he went to the hotel man the next morning and
- gave him the numbers. The arresting officers now
- told of following the train, getting the conductor’s
- statement, and arresting me. They produced the fatal
- twenty-dollar bill, the only one in the roll that could
- have hurt me, the prospector’s bill. They testified
- that they got it from the conductor, who told them
- I had paid my fare out of it.</p>
-
- <p>The prospector now identified his bill. On top of
- this it was shown that I had suddenly and suspiciously
- left the town, avoiding the ticket office and paying
- cash fare with the deadly twenty.</p>
-
- <p>I hadn’t a leg to stand on in the way of defense,
- but managed to get up and object to hearsay evidence
- and ask to have the conductor brought into court.
- The magistrate and Crown prosecutor laughed. “He’ll
- appear when you go on trial at the next term of court,”
- said the “cutor.” “Any defense?” asked the
- magistrate.</p>
-
- <p>I saw they had me right. “No, your worship, I’ll
- save my defense till I get into a court where I will
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_228">[228]</span>not be laughed at.” He laughed again and made the
- order to hold me. This court proceeding didn’t take
- an hour. I went back to the jail wishing the thing had
- happened in the good old U.S.A., where, with a
- smart lawyer, I would have got a continuance and sent
- somebody to the conductor who might listen to reason
- and not be so cocksure about getting the bill from me.</p>
-
- <p>At the provincial jail I found a drunken Scotchman
- in charge. He was assisted by two half-breed Indian
- boys serving six months each. One of them cooked
- for the jailer and any prisoners that came in; the other
- scrubbed the jail. Both of them watched me faithfully
- and fed me regularly when the jailer was drunk. I
- was locked in a cell and never got out except for a bath
- once a week. The Indian boys slept on the floor in
- front of my cell by a big stove that was always hot
- and kept the jail warm.</p>
-
- <p>There was not a fixture in the cell but a bucket. I
- had plenty of blankets and slept on the floor. My
- clothes were taken and I was dressed in a pair of
- white duck pants and a hickory shirt. They left me
- my shoes and hat. I was never so bare and helpless
- before or since. Not a smoke, nor a paper, book, nor
- magazine was allowed in the jail. When I asked the
- Scotchman for something to read, he got me a Bible,
- which I read and re-read with much interest but no
- profit. I was pestered daily for weeks by the Crown
- prosecutor to return the balance of the money taken
- from the hotel safe, eight hundred dollars. He offered
- me a short jail sentence if I would give it up, but I
- mistrusted him and decided to let some car cleaner
- find it rather than admit anything and get myself in
- deeper.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_229">[229]</span>I gave my case a good thinking over and concluded
- there was no way out. Judge Powers, J. Hamilton
- Lewis, and Tom Patterson of Colorado, all rolled into
- one, couldn’t have acquitted me. All day, every
- day, I read my Bible and prayed that the
- conductor might fall under his train before the day of my
- trial.</p>
-
- <p>A priest visited the jail one day and gave me a
- pamphlet on which he had printed the Chinook
- language. In answer to my question he told me it
- contained about three hundred words—nouns, verbs, and
- adjectives. It was created by the Hudson Bay traders,
- years before, and taught to all the Northwest Indians
- to simplify trading with the different tribes.</p>
-
- <p>I soon mastered Chinook, practicing on the two
- “breed” boys and any Indians that happened into the
- jail. I had given up hope of escape. I was
- bare-handed. Even the tin spoon I ate my stew with was
- taken away when the meal was finished. The jailer
- disliked me from the first. He would come into the
- jail corridor roaring drunk at night, rout out the two
- “breeds,” and have them unlock my cell and search
- “the damned Yank,” while he stood away brandishing
- a big gun. They never found anything; there was
- nothing there.</p>
-
- <p>One day he came in with a scared-looking China
- boy about twenty years old. “Yank, here’s a cellmate
- for you.” He locked the Chinese in, thinking he was
- punishing me. The China boy later proved the jailer’s
- undoing and my deliverance. He knew some Chinook,
- but not one word of English. I learned from the
- Indian trusty that he was held for trial, charged with
- stealing a considerable sum of money from his
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_230">[230]</span>employer, and that his case was about as hopeless as
- mine.</p>
-
- <p>We got along great. I taught him the alphabet and
- many words of English while he instructed me in
- Chinese. I even humbled myself to ask the jailer for
- pencil and paper to teach the Chink writing. He went
- down to his office at once and brought me a lead pencil
- and pad of paper. I was surprised, and so grateful
- I thanked him half a dozen times.</p>
-
- <p>Inside of a week he got drunk and ordered his
- Indians to take them away from me. I asked him no
- more for anything, and to this day I believe he gave
- them to me anticipating the warm, grateful, pleasant
- thrill he would get from depriving me of them.</p>
-
- <p>The China boy’s company got him a lawyer. When
- he came to the jail he called me out and offered to
- take my case. I could have got money by writing to
- Salt Chunk Mary, but it looked like waste to fight it.
- When I asked him straight out if he could do
- anything with the conductor, he was shocked, indignant.
- “Oh, ah, but, my man! Tamper with the Crown’s
- witness, what?” He left as if I had the plague, and
- I don’t doubt he reported me to the prosecutor.</p>
-
- <p>I’ve had a lot of dealings with Chinamen and never
- got the worst of it from one. If a Chinese doesn’t
- like you he will keep away from you; if he does like
- you he will go the route. By signs and a few words
- I conveyed to my cellmate that our only hope was
- to beat the jail. There was a barred window in our
- cell, the outside was not guarded. All we needed was
- a hack saw. He was for it. His “cousins” visited
- him regularly every week and if they could be made
- to understand what we needed they would get it.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_231">[231]</span>There was but one hardware store in the town and
- to buy the saws there might cause talk. I had him
- tell his “cousins” to send to Vancouver to their
- company for them. After weeks of anxiety and
- uncertainty and much negotiating with their friends at
- Vancouver the precious saws were put into my cellmate’s
- hands under the drunken jailer’s nose. My plan was
- simple. Wait till spring when, if we got out and
- failed to get a train we could take a chance on foot
- in the country away from the railroad. Night after
- night we listened to the trains arriving and departing,
- checking the time. A freight train departed
- immediately after the one o’clock passenger. If I could
- “spring” into a box car, we could make Vancouver in
- safety. I secreted the saws and we settled down to
- wait for softer weather.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XVII</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">When</span> spring came, my Chinese “tillicum,” which
- is Chinook for friend, and I were the only felony
- prisoners in the “skookum house,” or jail. The two
- half-breeds had finished their time and a couple of
- others had been brought in to take their places, four
- prisoners in all. The Indians watched us and we
- watched them. The tough end of our job was not
- to beat the jail or the drunken jailer, but the watchful
- trusties, our fellow prisoners.</p>
-
- <p>I decided to cut the bars in the daytime and have
- my cellmate keep a lookout at the door against the
- appearance of our jailer or the Indians. The saws
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_232">[232]</span>were dug up out of a crack and day after day, slowly,
- noiselessly, they bit into the thick bars. At night I
- put them away safely in their hiding place, and we
- slept as usual. Our jailer drank more and more, and
- we were searched oftener, but never once did he or
- his Indians look at the bars in our window. We were
- so closely watched and the jail was so tight the thought
- of our getting anything to “crush out” with never
- entered his foggy mind.</p>
-
- <p>Strangely enough the China boy’s “cousins” never
- appeared at the jail after the day they brought him
- the saws. Whether they were afraid or thought they
- had done enough for him I never knew. To all my
- queries about them he “no sabied.” At the start I
- had figured on help in the way of money and food
- from them. Now I had to dismiss this. I determined
- not to go near the Chinese if we got out, but to get
- into a train and stay in it till hunger forced me out.</p>
-
- <p>After weary weeks the work was done; the bars
- cut so nearly through I was afraid they would fall
- out every time the cell door was slammed shut. I hid
- the worn saws, and waited patiently till our jailer got
- drunk and gave us our searching. On those nights he
- never made a second appearance. Satisfied, he always
- went direct to bed and we could hear his alcoholic
- snores in another part of the building. The Indian
- trusties went to sleep and I rolled our blankets into
- dummies that looked passable. At twelve o’clock the
- freight train pulled in and went on a side track to get
- a fresh engine and allow the passenger train to go by
- at one o’clock. I broke the bars out and hid them
- under the blankets. The China boy’s knees were
- shaking as he crawled out and dropped to the ground. I
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_233">[233]</span>followed him, not any too calm and cool myself. He
- had no hat, otherwise he was dressed as I was—duck
- pants and a thin shirt.</p>
-
- <p>There was no time to try to steal clothing, food, or
- money. As we hurried toward the freight yards
- where the train stood I had but one comforting
- thought—we wouldn’t be missed till seven in the
- morning.</p>
-
- <p>The Chinaman was helpless. At the side track I
- ran frantically about in search of something to spring
- a car door with. At last I found a pile of scrap iron
- and dug a fishplate out of it. The train was an
- all-through freight, billed to Vancouver, the terminus.
- I soon discovered a battered box car that suited, and
- sprang a side door away from its bearings. Then I
- showed the Chinaman the end door and tried to
- explain to him, mostly by signs, that he should get
- in the side door while I pulled it out, and then unfasten
- the end door from the inside to admit me after I put
- the side door back in place. He refused to budge. At
- last I made him pull the door out while I got into the
- car. When I got the end door open I had to get out,
- go down, and get him and put him in. Then I sprang
- the side door back in position, went to the end door,
- crawled in, and fastened it on the inside the way I
- found it.</p>
-
- <p>We didn’t have a pocketknife, not a dime, not a
- match; but we were safe, and I wouldn’t have
- exchanged the security of that box car for a soft berth
- in the sleeper on the departing passenger train. We
- were barely settled inside when there was a bumping
- and jolting of cars and our train slowly got under
- way. We were in a car loaded with barrels of lime.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_234">[234]</span>They stood on end and it was painful to stretch out
- on them. The ride was a nightmare. Hungry,
- thirsty, cold, racked with fear and suspense, we got
- into Vancouver after twenty-four hours.</p>
-
- <p>Clothes were the first problem, any kind of rags to
- cover our jail uniforms. I got out of the car with
- the half-dead China boy at once, and went directly
- back to the caboose on the train we rode. The
- conductor and brakeman were already gone. The
- caboose was deserted. The boy hid between box cars
- while I went to the top of the caboose, through the
- cupola, and down inside. In a locker were greasy
- coats and pants, and a cap for the Chink. The clothes
- were too big for him and the cap too small. He knew
- Vancouver and wanted to take me to his “cousins” in
- Chinatown, but I was afraid we couldn’t get by a
- copper together, so he struck out alone after making
- me promise to hunt him up at his company’s
- headquarters. I crawled into an empty car to wait for
- daylight, when it would be safer to go through the
- streets.</p>
-
- <p>It was Sunday morning. I heard a church bell ring
- and knew it was somewhere around six o’clock. When
- I looked out of the car I saw that a heavy fog had
- settled over the city like a blessed benediction. I
- melted into it, making my way out of the freight yards
- and into the streets. The fog was so dense that I
- couldn’t have found my way if I had known the town.
- After walking blocks along a street I saw that the
- stores were getting smaller and farther apart. Vacant
- lots became more numerous and everything indicated
- that I was going in the wrong direction. A few doors
- ahead of me an old, rheumatic, mongrel dog appeared
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_235">[235]</span>out of a hallway. He was the only living thing in
- sight, and when I got abreast of him I stopped and
- looked at him idly. He came over to me, gave me a
- rather doubtful look, and sat back on his haunches.
- After balancing himself carefully, he lifted a stiff hind
- leg and made a futile effort to dislodge the hungry
- fleas from under his collar. Failing at this, he got up
- slowly, gave me another looking-over, and limped back
- to his doorway. As he went in he glanced at me out
- of the tail of his eye.</p>
-
- <p>It sounds strange to say that I was suspicious of
- a mangy, old cur dog; but it’s true. There was
- something so human in his glance that I followed him into
- the doorway to see what he was up to.</p>
-
- <p>In the entrance behind the door, with his head on
- the lower step, a man was sprawled. A second look
- convinced me that he was a Saturday night drunk who
- had got that far and no farther. He was lying on
- his back, open-mouthed, and breathing heavily. The
- old dog stood beside him watching me.</p>
-
- <p>I could see he was a workingman and ordinarily
- wouldn’t have given him a look, but I was now broke,
- hungry, wolfish. The dog growled a feeble protest
- as I began exploring his master’s clothes. He had
- money in every pocket. I left some silver in his vest
- for him to get a drink with when he woke up. The
- devoted old mongrel stood in the door as if to bar
- me from going out, and eyed me reproachfully when
- I gently pushed him aside.</p>
-
- <p>Out in the street I cleansed my conscience by
- repeating the Sanctimonious Kid’s favorite parody: “Oh,
- room rent, what crimes are committed in thy name!”</p>
-
- <p>Turning the nearest corner, a glance over my
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_236">[236]</span>shoulder showed me the loyal dog out on the sidewalk, still
- accusing me with his tired old eyes. The town was
- awake now and I soon found a sailor’s boarding house
- where I got a couple of bracing drinks and sat at a long
- table where sailors and stevedores were breakfasting
- in free-for-all, family style. I didn’t join in the
- conversation, didn’t have to. The quantity of food I put
- away convinced them I belonged on the water front.
- Paying for a room in the place, I got into it and took
- stock. There was enough money to get an outfit of
- clothes and feed me for a couple of weeks. I made
- a bundle of the jail pants and threw it off a wharf
- at once. The next day I bought new clothes, shoes,
- and hat, got cleaned up, and, dismissing the burglary
- charge and broken jail from my mind, proceeded to
- look about me.</p>
-
- <p>I had not been photographed or measured in the
- small town I escaped from; it didn’t look reasonable
- that the authorities would travel five hundred miles
- on the chance of finding me in Vancouver, so I decided
- to stay there till I could get hold of something worth
- while. Moreover I was curious to know how my
- Chinese cellmate had fared, and being young and
- somewhat fond of myself, perhaps I wanted to meet his
- “cousins” and be admired by them.</p>
-
- <p>After looking over the town, my experience told
- me the police were not to be feared and I went into
- Chinatown in search of my friend. Finding the
- company store he described, I went in and bought a small
- package of ginger candy. About a dozen Chinese
- were sitting around, talking or playing dominos, but
- the minute I appeared the dominos quit rattling and
- the Chinese stopped talking. I looked as mysterious
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_237">[237]</span>as I could without making it too strong and surveyed
- them one by one. Not one uttered a syllable till I
- went out; then they all fell to talking and
- gesticulating at once. The following night I went back and
- bought more candy. A smart-looking, middle-aged
- Chinaman in European clothes was behind the
- counter.</p>
-
- <p>“What you come here for?” he asked in very good
- English.</p>
-
- <p>“I look for Chew Chee, China boy, my friend. We
- come Vancouver Sunday morning in box car.
- Before—we stop skookum house. Skookum house not very
- ‘skookum’ we come Vancouver—very cold, very
- hungry. Chew Chee tell me come this house. All
- right—I come. Now I go. Good-by!”</p>
-
- <p>He remained silent, his face expressionless to me.
- I knew the Chinese mistrust of white men, and many
- of their good reasons for it, and was not offended or
- discouraged. He was protecting his countryman; I
- admired him for it. At the door I gave him a final
- dig. “My friend tell me come your house; I come.
- You think me ‘luc zhe.’ You very smart man. You
- think me policeman. All right. Good-by!”</p>
-
- <p>This was too much for the stoical Chinaman. He
- followed me out and, catching up, said in a low voice:
- “You no ‘luc zhe’; you good man. You come ‘fi fi’
- (quickly).”</p>
-
- <p>I followed him into the next block, then down a
- narrow, dark lane between buildings and up shaky
- stairs where he knocked on a door. An old man
- admitted us and barred the door. The place was a
- big loft. The foggy air was hot, stifling, and laden
- with every Chinese smell—opium, tobacco, fish, and
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_238">[238]</span>damp clothes drying. Chinamen were cooking,
- eating, smoking hop, gambling, or sleeping in curtained
- bunks that lined the walls. My conductor was
- evidently a considerable person. Silence fell on the room,
- and many Chinamen stood still in submissive attitudes.</p>
-
- <p>He threw a mangy old cat out of a broken chair
- near the big stove in the middle of the room and told
- me to sit. After a few jerky gutturals to the old man
- that let us in, he disappeared in the haze of smoke.
- The gambling and chatter started again. Some of
- the younger Chinese passed and looked at me
- curiously.</p>
-
- <p>I sat by the stove and watched the scene with
- interest. An old Chinaman—he must have been
- sixty—shuffled by me hastily with a hop layout and spread
- it in a near-by bunk. He was shaking with the “yen
- yen,” the hop habit. His withered, clawlike hands
- trembled as he feverishly rolled the first “pill,” a large
- one. His burning eyes devoured it. Half cooked, he
- stuck the pill in its place and turning his pipe to the
- lamp greedily sucked the smoke into his lungs. Now,
- with a long, grateful exhalation, the smoke is
- discharged, the cramped limbs relax and straighten out,
- the smoker heaves a sigh of satisfaction, and the
- hands, no longer shaking, turn with surer touch to
- another “pill.” This is smaller, rolled and shaped
- with more care, better cooked, and inhaled with a
- slow “long draw.” Each succeeding pill is smaller,
- more carefully browned over the lamp, and smoked
- with increased pleasure. At last the little horn
- container, the “hop toy,” is empty. The last pill is
- finished with perfect stroke and flourish, the bamboo pipe
- is put aside with caressing touch, the lamp blown out
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_239">[239]</span>with gentle breath, and the devotee, sighing softly,
- curls himself up for pleasant dreams.</p>
-
- <p>I was so intent on watching the old man’s magic
- transformation from a shattered wreck into a sleeping
- cherub that the boss Chinaman’s return escaped me.
- He touched my shoulder and I followed him into a
- small room in a rear corner of the loft, where I found
- Chew Chee. He shook my hand awkwardly. His
- English was almost forgotten. All he could say was,
- “You good man, you good man.”</p>
-
- <p>The boss Chinaman was full of business. He drew
- out some American gold pieces. “I pay you. Chew
- Chee pay me some time.”</p>
-
- <p>I explained to him that I had not come for money;
- that I was there to see Chew Chee and make friends
- of his friends, and that if I ever needed money or help
- I would ask for it and expect it.</p>
-
- <p>“Well, then,” he said, returning the gold to his
- pocket, “I give you China letter to my company man.
- You come my store to-morrow night.”</p>
-
- <p>He went away and Chew Chee insisted that I go
- with him and meet his “cousins.” We walked across
- the city to a laundry where I was royally received.
- Chew Chee was the only Chinese that had a word of
- English, but the party was a success anyway. They
- produced their finest liquor, their lichee nuts, their
- daintiest cakes, and choicest tea. The hop layout was
- spread, and Chew Chee rolled and toasted me a pill
- that I smoked just by way of being a sociable, good
- fellow. The pill made me drowsy. A bunk was
- prepared and I slept out the night peacefully and safely
- in the midst of my friends. I bade Chew Chee good-by
- in the morning, and never saw him again.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_240">[240]</span>That night, having nothing else to do, I went down
- to the China store. The boss had my letter ready.
- I thanked him for it, and putting it in my pocket gave
- it no further thought. And yet that letter snatched
- me clear of the law’s clutches on a night when I was
- caught in a burglary, overpowered, hog-tied, and
- waiting for “the wagon.”</p>
-
- <p>I marvel to this day I did not quit my stealing right
- then and there. I had all the best of it. I had escaped
- a sure conviction and sentence. I could have
- returned to the “American side” and the Canadian
- authorities would have given me good riddance. Yet
- the thought of turning to the right, squaring myself,
- and starting anew never entered my mind. Probably
- youthful egotism, which is nothing but confidence born
- of ignorance, whispered to me that I could beat a
- game I knew to be wrong and full of dangers. So
- without stopping to cast up accounts or take stock, I
- blithely looked about me for fresh endeavors. My
- money was fast dwindling, more must be had; and
- nightly I prowled the town with the single purpose of
- locating anything I could do by myself.</p>
-
- <p>It’s difficult to explain to a layman the pride of a
- professional thief. Nevertheless he must have pride
- or he would steal his clothes, beat his board bills, and
- borrow money with no thought of repaying it. He
- doesn’t do those things day after day, but day after
- day he takes chances and is proud that he can keep
- his end up and pay for the things he needs. All wrong,
- of course, but there it is. If I had had brains enough
- to grease a griddle, I would have taken a hundred
- dollars from the boss Chinaman in the matter of Chew
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_241">[241]</span>Chee and gone off somewhere, got a job, and tried to
- do the right thing by myself and others. But no, I
- was a journeyman; I had served a long and careful
- apprenticeship; professional pride—I don’t know what
- else to call it—would not permit me to take the
- Chinaman’s money for rescuing him from our common
- enemy, the law, and I went out to get money in my
- own way.</p>
-
- <p>I was wrong. I knew I was wrong, and yet I
- persisted. If that is possible of any explanation it is
- this: From the day I left my father my lines had been
- cast, or I cast them myself, among crooked people. I
- had not spent one hour in the company of an honest
- person. I had lived in an atmosphere of larceny,
- theft, crime. I thought in terms of theft. Houses
- were built to be burglarized, citizens were to be robbed,
- police to be avoided and hated, stool pigeons to be
- chastised, and thieves to be cultivated and protected.
- That was my code; the code of my companions. That
- was the atmosphere I breathed. “If you live with
- wolves, you will learn to howl.”</p>
-
- <p>In my rambles about Vancouver, I met an
- acquaintance from Salt Lake. He and his wife were exiled
- from the Mormon city and could not return in safety
- till they got a “bunch of trouble fixed up.” He fell
- on my neck, saying: “Just the party I’m looking for.
- I’ve got something soft for you; you can’t go wrong.”
- He invited me to his quarters, a cottage they had
- rented. They were both “smokers,” and over the hop
- he explained the “soft” thing.</p>
-
- <p>His wife, in buying a can of hop, had tendered the
- Chinese storekeeper a large bill. When he went into
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_242">[242]</span>a rear room for the change, she saw that he had his
- money in a box concealed beneath the floor. He made
- a purchase later and verified her story.</p>
-
- <p>“That’s all there is to it,” he said. “All you’ve got
- to do is go get it.”</p>
-
- <p>I investigated and found that his story wasn’t
- altogether the rosy dream of a hop fiend. The
- storekeeper, an elderly Chinaman, did keep his money in a
- box under the floor, but he slept on top of it at night
- and in a room adjoining about a dozen Chinese
- laundry hands slept in bunks. It didn’t look a bit soft
- to me. I convinced myself that the money was there,
- and that I could get into the place, but that was all
- I could be reasonably sure of.</p>
-
- <p>My friend’s wife was a resourceful woman.
- “Chloroform him, that’s easy. I’ll get you the
- chloroform,” she cried.</p>
-
- <p>I hesitated about that. I was practical, I knew
- nothing about chloroforming people. Sanc had never
- once mentioned chloroform and what he knew about
- burglary was plenty. In searching my mind for
- something to guide me I recalled having met a talkative
- chap in Chicago at California Jack’s hop joint, who
- told me in great detail about his “ether outfit,” how
- he injected the fluid through keyholes, putting his
- victims out before going into their rooms, how he
- chloroformed women sleepers by holding a saturated
- handkerchief to their noses, and how he stripped their
- fingers of rings while they were stupefied. I
- remembered his talk didn’t ring just right and that he
- borrowed two dollars from me at the finish and never
- paid them. I had long since dismissed him from my
- mind as a magazine burglar, a reader and rehasher of
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_243">[243]</span>crime stories, embellished and embroidered by daily
- devotion to the bamboo pipe.</p>
-
- <p>Still his talk kept in my mind. There might be
- something in it. The old Chinaman had money there;
- I needed it. I was ambitious to learn. Chloroform
- seemed to be the only way and I decided to try it.
- I gave the place a final looking-over. It was a
- one-story shack between two larger buildings. A
- storeroom in front with its long counter, and shelves on
- both sides filled with merchandise, a small room
- directly back of it where the storekeeper slept on his
- pallet. I made sure of that by rousing him early one
- morning to make a purchase. The big rear room
- accommodated the Chinese laundry hands.</p>
-
- <p>My friend’s wife delivered the chloroform and a
- clean handkerchief. I rehearsed the whole business in
- my mind, and, feeling reasonably safe, put it to the
- touch. An open window let me into the bunk room,
- where I unfastened the back door, for a getaway.</p>
-
- <p>On a long table in the center of the room a metal
- lamp in a dish burned dimly. The tired laundrymen
- snored or breathed heavily. Here a muscular brown
- arm hung limply over the side of a bunk below the
- curtain, and there a foot protruded. The door to
- the old man’s room was open, and I stood there a
- long time till I could pick out his gentle, regular
- breathing from the chorus of wheezes, grunts, and
- snores in the bunk room. I had hoped to find him
- lying on his back. I don’t know just why, but that was
- the way I had him in my rehearsals. Sure enough he
- was in that position, sleeping like a baby.</p>
-
- <p>Holding the handkerchief at arm’s length, I
- saturated it liberally with the chloroform and returned
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_244">[244]</span>the bottle to my pocket. Then I knelt beside him and
- held the handkerchief above his nostrils. With the
- first breath of it he stirred uneasily, and slowly turned
- over, facing the wall. Here was something I hadn’t
- anticipated. I was sure he hadn’t enough; he breathed
- regularly again. I must give him more. Reaching
- over him, I held the stuff near his nose as before. One
- whiff, and he floundered away from it, turning over,
- facing me, but still asleep.</p>
-
- <p>I grew alarmed. This tossing from side to side
- would soon wake him. I thought of giving it up and
- going away quietly. My heart was pounding with the
- suspense. It seemed to grow and expand till it filled
- my chest and almost stopped my breath. I must go
- through with it. Carefully this time, I held the
- handkerchief near his face with both hands. His body
- twitched nervously now. His breathing was labored.
- I was sure of him, and held it closer.</p>
-
- <p>With a scream that woke every Chinaman in the
- bunk room, he sat bolt upright, and throwing his arms
- out fastened his clawlike fingers in my clothes.</p>
-
- <p>Believing he was about to be murdered, the old man
- fought and screamed in a frenzy of fear. I saw
- red-handed capture in front of me, and tried desperately
- to throttle him. The noise of our struggle had roused
- the sleepers in the back room and I could hear their
- startled cries as they dropped out of their bunks. I
- had no thought of the money now; it was a question
- of getting away. Just when the old man was exhausted
- and I was in a fair way to get out of his clutches,
- some of the more daring Chinamen from the back
- room rushed in. I got a blow on the head that
- knocked me half out, and they fell on me like a pack
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_245">[245]</span>of wolves, smothering me with kicks, cuffs, digs, and
- scratches. The whole thing was over quicker than I
- can write it. I was stretched out on my back on the
- floor with two Chinamen holding each of my arms
- down, two sitting on each leg, and another with both
- hands in my hair. They all chattered at once. Then
- one came with a lamp, and I was inspected curiously,
- like some strange, fearsome monster that had been
- trapped.</p>
-
- <p>The old man, now recovered from the battle, gave
- a sharp order. A short, muscular, knotty-legged
- China boy went to the back room and returned with
- a rope. I was carefully raised to a sitting position
- and my arms held to my sides while the boy threw
- a couple of half hitches around my body, pinioning
- me safely. The rope was then run to my ankles, where
- he deftly tied some more strange and wonderful
- Chinese knots, and I was secured; scratched, bruised,
- bleeding, and asking myself if they were going to send
- for the police or execute me on the spot.</p>
-
- <p>Another order from the boss and they lifted me
- bodily and sat me on a box in the corner of the little
- room. They stood by, eyeing me in silence now. The
- old man sat on his pallet. There was an odor of
- chloroform in the room, but he did not appear to be
- any the worse for what he had inhaled. Our struggle
- had probably worn it off. He picked the handkerchief
- from the floor where it had fallen and sniffed it.</p>
-
- <p>Holding it out toward me, he asked in fair English:
- “What for, him?”</p>
-
- <p>Something told me I had a chance yet. I decided
- to tell the old man the truth. “Him medicine,” I
- answered.</p>
-
- <p><p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_246">[246]</span>“What for medicine?”</p>
-
- <p>“Make you sleep.”</p>
-
- <p>“What for sleep?”</p>
-
- <p>“I think maybe take your money.”</p>
-
- <p>“How you know me money?”</p>
-
- <p>“I come your store; I look see.”</p>
-
- <p>He got up, rolled his blankets away, and, raising
- up the small trapdoor in the floor, opened his box and
- made sure that it had not been disturbed. They all
- began talking again. I heard the fatal words “luc
- zhe,” “luc zhe,” which means policeman.</p>
-
- <p>In desperation I cried, “No, no, no luc zhe. Him
- no good. I got plenty good China friends. Me good
- friend Chew Chee, China boy. Before—Chew Chee
- stop ‘skookum house’ I bring him Vancouver. Me
- good man.” I remembered my Chinese letter and
- cried out desperately: “You look my pocket; you see
- China letter; him good letter. You look my pocket.”</p>
-
- <p>The name of Chew Chee was like magic on them.
- They became silent and listened closely to my talk.
- I was tied up so that I couldn’t reach the vest pocket
- the letter was in, but I managed to touch it with a
- finger. “You look my pocket,” I cried frantically to
- the old man.</p>
-
- <p>He came over to where I sat on the box and gingerly
- put his fingers into the pocket, bringing out the letter.
- By the lamplight he studied it long and carefully.
- Others then read it, and the powwowing started again,
- while I sat listening for the fatal “luc zhe,” and
- picturing myself back in the jail I had so lately escaped
- from. The boss now got a box and sat opposite me
- with the letter in his hand and a thoughtful, puzzled
- look on his leathery, wrinkled old face. The other
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_247">[247]</span>Chinamen stood behind him, silent again. I saw I
- was going to be tried or examined, and hoping for an
- out, I began to figure some kind of a defense.</p>
-
- <p>His accusing words bit into me like an acid. They
- were laden with scorn. I turned hot with shame and
- confusion. Tapping the letter with a long, bony
- finger, he said: “Him letter talk you good man. What
- for, you good man?”</p>
-
- <p>These were short, plain words and called for a plain
- answer. No use trying to deceive this old man after
- trying to rob him. No use putting up a crying talk
- for mercy. I could see he scorned me as a robber, a
- thief in the night, and made up my mind not to bring
- more contempt upon myself by pleading weakly and
- in fear. I answered him as I imagined he would have
- answered me if by any chance our positions had been
- reversed.</p>
-
- <p>“Maybe me good man,” I said. “Maybe bad man,
- I no know. Long time policeman make me plenty
- trouble. Long time I stop jail house. Then I come
- Vancouver. No more money, no more eat. I look
- see your money, I come your house steal your money.
- No can do; you catch me. You send me jail house,
- long time me no come home. More better you kill
- me now. Policeman talk me bad man; plenty
- Chinaman talk me good man. Maybe good man, maybe bad
- man; I no know.”</p>
-
- <p>I spoke firmly, looking him in the eyes frankly, and
- finished my argument for the defense with as much
- force and feeling as any barrister ever put into a plea
- for a client’s life. His face was blank as a board.
- His little brownish-black eyes were fastened on mine,
- but I saw no hope in them. I couldn’t even tell
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_248">[248]</span>whether he had understood what I said. After
- studying me for a long time he turned and said something
- to one of his boys. The boy went into the bunk room
- and came back with a heavy meat cleaver that the
- Chinese use to chop pork and fowl. Another order
- and I was lifted, box and all, out of the corner
- and placed in the middle of the room. The China
- boy with the cleaver stepped behind me.</p>
-
- <p>Something in the pit of my stomach seemed to
- collapse. I tried to say something to the old boss, but
- the words wouldn’t come; they just rattled around in
- my throat. The old man bored into me with his eyes
- like a blacksnake “charming” a bird. Suddenly he
- uttered a short, sharp exclamation that sounded like
- “Chut.” I snatched my eyes away from his and closed
- them, prepared for the fatal blow that my guilty mind
- told me was about to fall on my head from behind.
- The blow did not fall, but I was almost dead anyway
- and swayed on my box till the China boys had to
- support me. I felt a fumbling at my ankles and opened
- my eyes to find the knotty-legged boy kneeling at my
- feet, untying his knots. When the rope was taken off
- me, I turned my head and saw the boy standing behind
- me, holding his cleaver at “ready,” prepared to strike
- me down only if I started anything rough. One of
- them handed me my hat. I put it on, and stood up
- slowly and with an effort. The old man waved his
- arm toward the back room.</p>
-
- <p>“You go ou’,” he ordered sternly.</p>
-
- <p>“My letter?” I asked meekly and respectfully.</p>
-
- <p>“No more letter,” he said, crumpling it in his hand.</p>
-
- <p>The Chinese boys stood aside as I started into the
- bunk room to go out the back door. I was shamed,
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_249">[249]</span>humiliated, covered with confusion. Turning back, I
- took off my hat, and facing the old man held up my
- right hand.</p>
-
- <p>“If I ever rob another Chink I hope to rot in the
- gutter.” I was so intent on expressing my gratitude
- that I forgot my Chinese lingo.</p>
-
- <p>He understood no word of it, I’m sure, but pointed
- again to the back. “You go ou’.”</p>
-
- <p>I went out, humble and crestfallen. In the alley I
- threw the bottle of chloroform against a building, and
- its crash somewhat relieved my feelings. That was
- my first and last experience with chloroform as an aid
- to burglary. As an agent for stupefying a sleeping
- person without waking him, I maintain, in spite of
- the opinions of fiction writers and romancing thieves,
- “it can’t be done.” Making my way to the cottage
- of my Salt Lake friends who had promoted me, I
- reported my disastrous and humiliating failure. Had
- they been inclined to entertain any doubts about my
- story, my appearance would have set them at rest. I
- was scratched, clawed, bruised, and had a big lump
- on my head.</p>
-
- <p>They were very sympathetic. I was invited to “stick
- around a few days” till they could look up something
- else for me. I excused myself as tactfully as possible,
- resolving to locate my own work from there on. I
- went to my room and to bed, and stayed there several
- days because of the terrible mauling the Chinamen
- had given me. Yet, with all this, I couldn’t but respect
- them for letting me go free, heaping coals of fire on
- my guilty head. I remembered Smiler and our resolve
- never to pester another Mormon when we had been
- captured in the Temple yard and released. I vowed
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_250">[250]</span>never to molest another Chinaman, and never since
- have I imposed upon one except on one occasion, and
- that was under great necessity.</p>
-
- <p>Years after, I got out of a train at Cheyenne, racked
- with the opium habit, after an all-day ride to escape
- the Denver police. Making a hasty survey of the
- gambling houses and joints I failed to find anybody
- I knew who could direct me to a place to “smoke.”
- It was almost midnight, cold and storming, and I set
- out to find a laundry. There was one near by, the
- laundrymen were resting after the day’s toil, and
- through the glass door I saw one lying in his bunk,
- smoking his day’s ration of hop. The door was
- locked, and they refused to open up for me.</p>
-
- <p>No hop fiend’s wits ever fail to work when the “yen
- yen” arrives. In desperation I hastened to one of the
- gambling houses, and going into a rear room took off
- my vest and wrapped it in a newspaper. Hurrying
- out, I got a messenger and gave him fifty cents to
- take the bundle to the Chinese laundry. I was at his
- heels. The Chinamen seeing what they thought was
- a parcel of laundry opened the door and I shouldered
- myself in behind the boy. Once inside, I took my vest
- away from him and going directly to the bunk where
- the smoker lay threw down some silver, explaining
- what I wanted. The smoker turned out to be the
- boss laundryman. The sight of my money mollified
- him somewhat, and after much protesting and
- objecting he let me lie down on his bunk and smoke my
- fill. In an hour we were friends. He explained that
- he refused to open the door because he thought I
- was a “ketchum money man”—a robber.</p>
-
- <p>In the days of my sad experience at the Chinese
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_251">[251]</span>store, Vancouver was a much smaller town than it is
- now. There were few opportunities worth while,
- and I decided to leave. Moreover every Chinese
- store, laundry, and business house reminded me of
- that disastrous night. I was afraid of bumping into
- Chew Chee or the boss Chinaman that had given me
- the letter. I was sure they had heard about it, and
- didn’t want to face them. I was nearly broke again,
- and had to bestir myself.</p>
-
- <p>The American side seemed the only place to go,
- and not having enough money to buy a ticket, I went
- down to the railroad yards to get a train. The blind
- baggage, or “stormy end” as the bums call it, was so
- crowded when the train pulled out that I saw they
- would all be thrown off at the first stop. I didn’t
- want to get underneath on the rods and ruin my
- clothes for a short jump of fifty miles to the junction,
- so I got on top of a coach. Something must have been
- wrong with the engine, for there was one continual
- shower of red-hot cinders falling on me that burned
- holes in my clothes, ruining them and blistering my
- skin.</p>
-
- <p>At the first stop I got down, intending to go in a
- coach and steal a hat check, or crawl under a seat
- out of sight. Looking about I saw that the last
- coach was in darkness, and thinking it was a dead,
- empty car, I waited till it came along and boarded
- the front end, hoping to find the door unlocked. The
- door opened to my touch, but when I went inside I
- found myself in a luxuriously furnished private car
- instead of a dead coach.</p>
-
- <p>There are only three degrees of tough luck—bad,
- worse, and worst. When you reach the worst you have
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_252">[252]</span>the satisfaction of knowing that if your luck changes
- it has to change for the better. I considered my
- Waterloo at the Chinese store the direst degree of
- bad luck. Not only had I lost a big bunch of money;
- I was hurt somewhere else.</p>
-
- <p>At that time I thought it was my professional pride
- that suffered because of failure. Now I know I was
- hurt because the old Chinaman had shown himself
- so superior to me. If he had sent me to jail I would
- have done my time and forgotten him, but to this
- day thinking about him and writing about him make
- me feel uneasy. I wonder what I would have done
- had he made me promise to quit stealing?</p>
-
- <p>But I was in this private car, feeling that my luck
- was due for a change, and with a chance to heal my
- wounded pride. The air inside the car was warm,
- live, vibrating. I sensed an occupant. Making my
- way along the aisle toward a stateroom at the far
- end, I looked about closely for an attendant but there
- was none in sight. The stateroom door was open,
- with a chair against it, probably for better ventilation.
- A heavily shaded lamp was burning, and by its soft
- light I saw the form of a big man rolled in the
- blankets on a broad berth. His back was toward
- the door, and nothing but a shock of coarse gray
- hair showed above the covers. A glance told me I
- was in the presence of power, wealth, affluence. I
- hadn’t enough money to pay for that man’s breakfast.</p>
-
- <p>On a small table at the head of the sleeper’s berth
- there was a large silver pitcher, a glass, two books, a
- fat leather pocketbook, a thick bill fold, a pocket
- purse, and a heavy gold watch, with a small, black
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_253">[253]</span>ribbon guard. I took all the articles except the
- pitcher, glass, and books, and started for the door I
- entered, praying that the attendant wouldn’t appear.
- I saw nothing of him, and concluded he was
- somewhere forward, gossiping or shooting dice with the
- porters.</p>
-
- <p>It was but a minute’s work to get back upon the
- top of a coach, where I lay and let the cinders do
- their worst. The next stop was a junction, where I
- intended to get off and cross the line into Washington.
- The only train in sight was a westbound passenger
- waiting on a sidetrack. I was afraid to hang around,
- and when it pulled out I went underneath on the rods
- and got back into Vancouver after an absence of five
- hours. I planted the watch in the railroad yards,
- and never saw it again.</p>
-
- <p>On my way uptown to get a room, I emptied the
- bill fold and purse, throwing them away. In the room
- I looked over the money, and found I had enough
- to keep me six months, if I kept away from the faro
- tables.</p>
-
- <p>The fat pocketbook held no money, but was
- bulging with valuable personal papers. Looking through
- them I saw that their owner was one of the higher
- officials of the Canadian Pacific Railway. I realized
- there would be a terrific roar in the morning, and was
- on the point of burning the papers and destroying
- the pocketbook when the thought came to me that I
- could gain nothing by that, while I would be causing
- the owner an immense loss and no end of
- inconvenience. I secreted the pocketbook in the rear of the
- hotel, and went to bed trying to think up some safe
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_254">[254]</span>way of returning it to the owner. No use in inflicting
- a profitless injury on him; and its return might take
- the sharp edge off his resentment.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XVIII</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">Discarding</span> my cinder-burnt clothes for a new
- outfit the next day, I bought a ticket for Victoria, B.C.
- On my way to the boat that evening I dropped the
- fat pocketbook into a mail box, where I knew it
- would be found, then examined, and returned to the
- loser.</p>
-
- <p>When I first began stealing I had but a dim
- realization of its wrong. I accepted it as the thing to do
- because it was done by the people I was with; besides,
- it was adventurous and thrilling. Later it became an
- everyday, cold-blooded business, and while I went about
- it methodically, accepting the dangers and privations
- it entailed, I was fully aware of the gravity of my
- offenses. Every time I stole a dollar I knew I was
- breaking a law and working a hardship on the loser.
- Yet for years I kept on doing it. I wonder how many
- of us quit wronging others for the best reason of
- all—because it is wrong, and we know it. Any thief that
- can’t or doesn’t put himself in his victim’s place, in the
- place of the copper that pinches him, or in the place
- of the judge who sentences him, is not a complete
- thief. His narrow-mindedness will prevent him from
- doing his best work and also shut him off from
- opportunities to help and protect himself when he is laid
- by the heels.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_255">[255]</span>Nobody wants to live and die a criminal. They all
- hope to quit some day, usually when it’s almost too
- late. I will say right here to any thief who thinks of
- quitting that if he can put himself in the other fellow’s
- place he has something substantial to start on; and
- if he can’t do it, he’ll never get anywhere.</p>
-
- <p>I always figured that when I had a man’s money
- or valuables he had suffered enough. What sense in
- destroying his personal papers, or keeping heirlooms
- of no value except to him, or subjecting him to any
- loss that would be profitless to me? In the case of
- this sleeper in his private car, I saw the money and
- watch meant little to him. The papers meant much.
- On top of that, his peace of mind was disturbed, and
- his sense of safety and security shattered. He would
- probably lock his doors and sleep in a stuffy room the
- balance of his life, another great hardship. I had
- his valuables and intended to keep them. I could not
- restore his peace of mind or his sense of safety and
- security. I could restore his papers, and, at some small
- risk, did. Had I been chased or suspected I would
- have thrown them away, or in the fire without a
- thought. I took his property coolly, impersonally, as
- a picker removes the feathers from a fat goose. I
- returned his papers as the last touch to a
- workman-like job, as the cabinetmaker softly gives the last nail
- its last light tap.</p>
-
- <p>To any thief who reads this and criticizes me as
- being over-thoughtful of the “sucker,” I reply that he
- is probably one of those guys that beats his victim
- up after robbing him; who strikes down women and
- children if they get in his way; who destroys paintings,
- vases, tapestries, and clothing wantonly, and winds up
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_256">[256]</span>by letting some housewife chase him under a bed, where
- she holds him with her broomstick till the coppers
- arrive. He is not a thief, but a “mental case,” and
- belongs in a psychopathic ward.</p>
-
- <p>At Victoria I put in a few very pleasant months.
- I joined the colony of Chinese and opium smugglers
- who ran their freight across the line in fast, small
- boats at night into Port Townsend, Anacortes, or
- Seattle, Washington. The manufacture of smoking
- opium was then a legalized industry in Canada, and
- the smugglers were welcomed and harbored because
- they brought much American gold to the Canadian
- side. Being in the company of these characters I
- was accepted by the police as one of them, and went
- my way unmolested.</p>
-
- <p>One fatal evening, as I stood watching a faro
- game making mental bets and winning every one, the
- devilish hunch came to me that I was lucky and ought
- to make a play. My resistance reached the vanishing
- point. I made a bet, lost it, got stuck, and feverishly
- played in my last dollar.</p>
-
- <p>This gambling habit is the curse of a thief’s life.
- He loses his last dime and is forced to go out in haste
- for more money. Like a mechanic broke and out of
- a job, he takes the first one in sight. He has no time
- to pick and choose, or calculate carefully what he is
- about; he must eat, and the minute he goes broke he
- gets hungry. Gambling keeps him broke, forces him
- to steal small money on short notice and take
- prohibitive and unnatural chances.</p>
-
- <p>I could have borrowed money enough to expense
- myself to Vancouver where I had the valuable watch
- planted, but there had been such a cry in the papers
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_257">[257]</span>about the car burglary, the loser was so powerful and
- influential, and the danger of trying to sell it so great,
- that I decided to leave it there till later, and take it to
- the American side.</p>
-
- <p>During my stay in Victoria I had strolled through
- the residence district and noted several homes that
- looked prosperous and easy of approach. House
- burglary was almost unknown there then; there was
- almost no police protection, none was needed.
- Householders left windows open and doors unlocked.</p>
-
- <p>One o’clock found me in one of the most
- pretentious places on my list, but instead of picking up trifles
- right and left as I expected, I found but one room
- occupied. Later I learned the family, with the
- exception of the man of the house, was away for the
- summer. He was a good sleeper. I took nothing but
- money, and not much of that—less than fifty dollars
- in silver and bills—leaving his watch and some small
- articles of jewelry as not worth the chances I must
- take in trying to dispose of them in a strange town.</p>
-
- <p>I went straight downtown to the only all-night bar
- and lunch counter to eat before going to bed. Before
- I had my meal finished two officers and two civilians
- came in and spoke to the sleepy bartender. He nodded
- toward me and they all came over to where I sat
- eating. One of the civilians looked at me closely and
- said to the other: “Looks very much like the man;
- same clothes, same hat, same build, same height.”</p>
-
- <p>“What do you mean?” I asked.</p>
-
- <p>“This,” spoke up the other. “If I am wrong you
- have an apology in advance; if I am right you are in
- for it. I was robbed not an hour ago in my bedroom
- in my house. This man, my servant, had occasion to
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_258">[258]</span>get out of bed and, while standing at a window in
- his room, saw the prowler leaving stealthily by the
- rear way. Suspicious, he alarmed me, and I
- discovered my loss. I brought these officers here on a bare
- chance that the burglar might be here. You are the
- only one who has entered here, except us, in the last
- hour. I do not accuse you. I ask you if you will
- permit the officers to search you. If you are an honest
- man, you cannot take offense.”</p>
-
- <p>He was the man I had robbed; he was an Attorney;
- he was a smart man. I was in a bad hole. If I objected
- to search it would look bad, and they would do it
- anyway. “Certainly. Go ahead and search me,” I
- said, making the best of a bad position. When the
- officers had finished searching me, they counted the
- money.</p>
-
- <p>“Lock him up,” ordered the lawyer. “He has the
- exact amount of money I lost. The paper
- corresponds, and so does the silver.”</p>
-
- <p>They handcuffed me. “You’re arrested in the name
- of the Crown, and anything you say will be used against
- you.”</p>
-
- <p>I was taken to the city prison where I gave the
- booking officer a very brief and misleading
- biographical sketch. The jail I had fled from with the China
- boy loomed before me and my only thought was to
- cover up. I put in the balance of the night going
- over my case. It looked hopeless. The next
- morning my cell was not unlocked when the other prisoners
- were let out to wash. Later a jailer opened it, and a
- Siwash Indian boy handed me a bucket of water and
- a towel.</p>
-
- <p>When I reached for them the boy looked at me
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_259">[259]</span>and I turned cold. He was one of the watchful trusty
- prisoners at the jail I had escaped from. He knew me.
- This was the first of a long and bitter series of
- experiences with stool pigeons, and in all my life I never
- witnessed a more gratuitous, barefaced, conscienceless
- exhibition of snitching.</p>
-
- <p>Without waiting to walk out of my sight he grabbed
- the jailer by the arm and began pattering away in
- Chinook, pointing at me. He didn’t “spill the beans.”
- He just kicked the pot over and put out the fire.</p>
-
- <p>“To understand is to forgive,” it is said. I have
- long since forgiven the numberless, noisy stool pigeons
- that beset my crooked path because I don’t want any
- poison in my mind, but as yet I am unable to
- understand them.</p>
-
- <p>Immediately the jailer came back with another
- officer and they put a very hefty pair of leg irons on
- me. At ten o’clock I was taken into the magistrate’s
- court. The attachés and loungers crowded close and
- stared at me curiously. The magistrate briefly and
- coldly remanded my case for three days. A
- photographer waiting at the jail took a number of pictures
- of me and I was locked up again. The jailer, a
- sad-eyed, solemn-faced Scotchman, gazed at me a long time
- through the barred door and smacked his lips as if
- enjoying the flavor of some delicious morsel or rare
- wine.</p>
-
- <p>In a voice that seemed to come out of a sepulcher
- he said: “You escaped from the provincial jail in
- the town of ———.”</p>
-
- <p>I already knew I was lost, but his solemn face and
- melancholy voice conveyed to me, as he probably
- intended, the full force and effect of my predicament.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_260">[260]</span>He made me feel like one buried alive; his measured
- words sounded to me like cold clods dropping on
- my coffin. I wasn’t taken out of my cell and “sweated”
- or third-degreed, or beaten up. That looked bad for
- me. The more a prisoner is questioned the less they
- know; the less he is questioned the more they know.
- If he is not questioned at all they know it all, or
- enough. My captors asked me no questions; they
- knew enough.</p>
-
- <p>At the expiration of the three days I was remanded
- again. Then came another remand, and before it
- expired the Scotch jailer I escaped from appeared to
- take me back for trial where there was a cinch case
- against me and the charge of jail breaking to boot.
- The lawyer whose house I entered and who so neatly
- trapped me came to the jail before I was taken away.
- He was a fine fellow, an Englishman, and to use an
- English expression in describing him, I’ll say he was
- “a bit of all right.” He brought me a book from
- his library, Charles Reade’s “It’s Never Too Late to
- Mend.” He waived claim to the money found on me
- when I was arrested; told the jailer to see that I
- got it and wished me luck with my case. He neither
- lectured me nor asked any embarrassing questions.
- Shaking my hand heartily when he was leaving he said:
- “Do read that book, old man. And, I say, I’m not
- intimating that you’re an authority on burglary, but
- I thought you might tell me how I could prevent it in
- future.” I told him to buy himself a dollar-and-a-half
- dog, and let him sleep in the house.</p>
-
- <p>He shook my hand again and thanked me. He was
- so downright decent and charming that an outsider,
- observing our interview, would have thought he had
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_261">[261]</span>come to ask a favor of me, and was departing under
- a heavy obligation. I was ashamed of going into his
- house and would have taken a pledge not to rob any
- more Englishmen but it didn’t seem necessary. From
- what I could see, there was a judge waiting in the
- jurisdiction I escaped who would attend to that.</p>
-
- <p>The Scotchman loaded me with irons, put me on a
- boat to Vancouver, then on a train, and finally landed
- me back safely in his jail. He took the Englishman’s
- book from me on the train and never gave it back.
- I had no chance to read the story till I got out of
- his clutches. Later I got it, read it, and was
- fascinated and read every other book by the author that I
- could lay hands on.</p>
-
- <p>During my absence a new and securer cell had been
- built in the jail because of our escape. It adjoined
- the jailer’s office, and its barred door was directly in
- front of his desk, not six feet away. He moved a camp
- cot into his office and slept where he could watch me.
- Day after day and night after night he drank his
- whisky, smoked his pipe, and rustled his paper under
- my nose.</p>
-
- <p>Chew Chee, the Chinese boy, had stolen two
- thousand dollars cash from his employer. He told
- me he gambled it away before he got arrested. At
- any rate, the money was never recovered. My jailer
- spread the report around that I took the Chinese boy
- with me so I could get the two thousand, after which
- I had murdered him and secreted his body. Whether
- he believed it or only pretended to, I never knew.
- He never questioned me about Chew Chee, and now
- when he got drunk instead of calling me just plain
- “damned Yank,” he chucked in another adjective,
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_262">[262]</span>“murderous.” To get even with him I began
- sleeping in the daytime and walking up and down the cell
- all night, clanking the leg irons to keep him awake.
- He retaliated by prodding me with a long stick every
- time he caught me sleeping in the daytime, and I gave
- it up.</p>
-
- <p>He took my Bible away and when the Salvation
- Army came on Sunday I reported it to them.
- Somebody regulated him, and he grudgingly returned it.</p>
-
- <p>I had some thought of taking a jury trial. One
- never can tell what a small-town jury will do.
- Sometimes they carry their neighborhood feuds into the
- jury room and the defendant gets a disagreement.
- But after my jailer spread his story about my
- murdering the China boy, I dismissed the jury from my mind
- and decided to go before the court under the Speedy
- Trials Act. A defendant electing for a speedy trial
- dispenses with a jury and saves time and money for
- the community. A speedy trial is almost equivalent
- to a plea of guilty, but when the defendant is found
- guilty the court, in passing sentence, considers the fact
- that there has been no expensive jury trial and is more
- lenient.</p>
-
- <p>The Crown counsel called at the jail to ask what I
- wanted in the way of a trial. I told him, and he had
- the witnesses subpœnaed for a certain day. I could
- have got a young lawyer of the town with the money
- I brought from Victoria, but it looked to me like a
- willful waste, and I held it.</p>
-
- <p>In due time the judge arrived at the town. My irons
- were struck off, and I went into court. I got a brief,
- dignified, orderly trial. The train conductor appeared
- and identified me and the fatal twenty-dollar bill I
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_263">[263]</span>gave him. All the other witnesses testified, word for
- word, as they did at my examination. I removed any
- doubts there might have been as to my guilt by
- declining to go on the witness stand. This trial consumed
- almost an hour.</p>
-
- <p>Then I was tried for escaping from Her Majesty’s
- jail. That consumed fifteen minutes.</p>
-
- <p>Having no lawyer, the judge asked me if I wanted
- to go over the points in the case. I thanked him and
- said I could not presume to instruct His Lordship on
- law points. He gave his verdict then, “Guilty, both
- charges.”</p>
-
- <p>“Anything to say before sentence?” he asked.</p>
-
- <p>Thinking he might be feeling better after lunch
- I asked till one o’clock to prepare a very short
- statement. He adjourned court. At one o’clock I stood
- up and said: “Your Lordship, my trial was fair; your
- verdict just.”</p>
-
- <p>He looked at me a long time. “Two years in the
- provincial penitentiary for burglary; six months for
- jail breaking. Sentences concurrent—and thirty
- lashes.”</p>
-
- <p>The prison sentence was no surprise to me. I
- expected a heavier one. I had long before admitted
- to myself its possibility, even its probability. But I
- had accepted that as a business man accepts a chance
- of bankruptcy, or as a laborer foresees an injury. The
- court’s order that I be lashed was a surprise and
- caused me no small concern. I couldn’t get it off my
- mind. I wondered if I could stand it; day and night
- I could feel the lash on my bare back. After turning
- it over in my mind I decided to make the best of it,
- and found some consolation in the thought that if
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_264">[264]</span>the judge hadn’t ordered the flogging he would have
- sentenced me to five or ten years.</p>
-
- <p>I dismissed all thought of escaping again from the
- jail. Even if I had my saws that were planted in the
- cell I got out of, I couldn’t have used them, for my
- jailer was determined to land me in the penitentiary
- and watched me closer than ever. I was wretched
- and almost lost hope. I envied poor dead Smiler and
- Foot-and-a-half George. I wished myself back with
- the larcenous-eyed Tex and his crew of cheap gamblers.
- My mind ran back to Madam Singleton and Julia and
- the overworked widow at my boarding house. I
- thought of the Sanctimonious Kid doing his fifteen
- years in a tough “stir” and wondered what had become
- of Soldier Johnnie, and how Salt Chunk Mary was
- faring in far-away Pocatello.</p>
-
- <p>I was the most miserable of them all, and
- human-like I tried to fix the blame for all my troubles on
- some one else. I started in with the judge who
- sentenced me, then back to the Indian that pointed me
- out, then to the lawyer who had me arrested, and on
- back and back and through it all till I got to my father.
- The Sanctimonious Kid, who was something of a
- philosopher, said to me once: “Kid, ours is a crooked
- business, but we must not allow ourselves to think
- crooked. We’ve got to think straight, clearly and
- logically, or we are lost. Of course we’ll lose
- anyway, sooner or later, but let us not hasten the day by
- loose and careless thinking.”</p>
-
- <p>His advice had not been altogether wasted on me.
- I got into the habit of thinking things over carefully.
- The trouble was I didn’t always follow out my
- conclusions. I knew I was taking a chance staying in
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_265">[265]</span>Canada after my escape; yet I stayed. I had long
- realized that my every act was wrong and criminal;
- yet I never thought of changing my ways. After
- thinking it all over with all the clarity and logic and
- fairness I could command, I was convinced that nobody
- but myself was to blame, and that I had just drifted
- along from one thing to another until I was on the
- rocks. I hadn’t been forced into this life, and this
- predicament, by any set of circumstances or any power
- beyond my control. I had traveled along this road
- largely of my own free will, and it followed that I
- could get on the right road any time I willed it.</p>
-
- <p>Strangely enough, I didn’t will to do it then and
- there. It seemed enough to know and feel I could
- do it if I wanted to. No use making resolutions until
- my sentence of two years was in. I would wait and
- see what that brought forth.</p>
-
- <p>The same train that I was arrested on, in charge
- of the conductor I gave the bill to, carried me to the
- prison at New Westminster. My Scotch jailer loaded
- me with irons and handcuffed me to a seat to make
- sure of me and he delivered me safely. At the town
- of New Westminster I looked about me with
- interest; it was my birthplace. My parents were married
- in the United States, but spent the first year of their
- married life in British Columbia, where my father
- had some small business interests. He was a British
- subject and never took the trouble to become an
- American. That left me a subject of Great Britain,
- which I still am.</p>
-
- <p>Like ninety per cent of the men arrested for felonies
- I had given a fictitious name and birthplace. My jailer
- called me a “damned Yank” because I registered at
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_266">[266]</span>his jail as an American. At the prison a more
- complete biographical sketch was demanded of me, with
- the result that just so much more fiction found its way
- into the prison statistics. I was bathed, shaved,
- uniformed, measured, weighed, photographed, questioned
- at great length, and at last put in a cell by myself.
- I was notified that I would get fifteen lashes next day
- and that the remainder would be “laid on” one week
- before my sentence expired. I was further told very
- distinctly that by good conduct I could greatly soften
- the severity of the last installment, but that the first
- would be administered as the law provided.</p>
-
- <p>Prisoners passing my cell looked in. Some gave
- me glances of sympathy, others grinned. One, a big,
- tough-looking gorilla, out of the British Navy, stopped
- and taunted me gleefully. “Oh, aye, Yank, I reckon
- an’ calculate as ’ow you’ll get a fawncy tampin’
- in the mornin’.” I abused both him and his native
- language.</p>
-
- <p>The convict librarian came along with his catalogue.
- I selected a book and he got it for me immediately.</p>
-
- <p>My cell was furnished with an iron bed, a small
- table, a bookshelf, a three-legged wooden stool, and a
- galvanized iron bucket. On the bed, folded, were a
- heavy, clean pair of blankets and two sheets. On top
- of the folded blankets was a straw pillow in a clean
- slip. Later on a trusty brought me a gallon bucket
- of water, a tin cup, a small wooden vessel to wash in,
- and a clean towel. Every movable article in the cell
- had my prison number on it, and I kept them till the
- day of my discharge. On the wall was a card of
- “Rules and Regulations for the Guidance of
- Prisoners.” My first act was to read the rules. This was
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_267">[267]</span>prompted by curiosity to learn just what I was up
- against, rather than a desire to learn and obey.</p>
-
- <p>I sat on my stool and tried to read, but my mind was
- on the morning. Every hour of the long night I
- woke up with the sting of the lash on my back.</p>
-
- <p>In the morning, after the prisoners had gone to
- their tasks, a guard came and took me to a room in
- another part of the building where we found the prison
- physician waiting. He examined me, pronounced me
- “fit,” and told me to take off my shirt. The room was
- bare, except for a bench along one wall, and an
- arrangement in the center of the room that resembled
- a photographer’s tripod, only it was higher and
- stronger. Its three legs were secured to the floor.</p>
-
- <p>A short, thick man in uniform, with a bristly brown
- beard and cold blue eyes, came in with a strap very
- much like a barber’s strop, except it was longer and
- heavier and had a different handhold. He sat on the
- bench, eyeing me speculatively. The deputy warden
- now appeared and gave an order. The physician sat
- down beside the man with the strap. Two guards
- led me to the triangle. My wrists were strapped to
- the top of the tripod where the three pieces joined and
- my ankles lashed to the tripod’s legs, leaving me with
- my arms up in the air and my legs far apart, helpless
- as any sheep in the shambles.</p>
-
- <p>“Now, Mr. Burr,” said the deputy warden.</p>
-
- <p>The man with the strap got up off the bench and
- stepped behind me a little to my left. Out of the
- tail of my eye I saw him “winding up” like a ball
- pitcher. Then came the “woosh” of his strap as it cut
- the air.</p>
-
- <p>It would not be fair to the reader for me to attempt
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_268">[268]</span>a detailed description of this flogging. In writing
- these chronicles I have tried to be fair, reasonable,
- and rational, and rather than chance misleading
- anybody by overstating the case I will touch only the high
- points and leave out the details. No hangman can
- describe an execution where he has officiated. The
- best he can do is to describe his end of it, and you
- have but a one-sided case. The man at a whipping
- post or tripod can’t relate all the details of his beating
- fully and fairly. He can’t see what’s going on behind
- him, and that’s where most of the goings-on are.
- Furthermore, he does not approach the subject with that
- impersonal, detached mental attitude so necessary to
- correct observing and reporting. Mentally he is out
- of focus, and his perspective is blurred.</p>
-
- <p>If I could go away to some lonely, desolate spot
- and concentrate deeply enough I might manage to
- put myself in the flogging master’s place and make a
- better job of reporting the matter. But that would
- entail a mental strain I hesitate to accept, and I
- doubt if the result would justify the effort.</p>
-
- <p>All along I had my mind made up to take my
- “tampin’” in as manly a way as possible and to bite
- my tongue rather than cry out. Also I had tried to
- hypnotize myself up to a pitch where I could bow
- my back out toward the blows and hold it there till
- the thing was done. The first blow was like a bolt
- of lightning; it shocked and burned. Looking back
- at it now, it seems to me I jumped six feet in the air.
- But I couldn’t have jumped an inch, I was too securely
- trussed up. I got through it without squawking, but
- fell down sadly on the business of bowing my back
- out. With each succeeding blow I shrank farther away
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_269">[269]</span>from the blistering lash and when it was all over my
- back was concaved, my chest was bowed out, and I
- was trembling like a helpless calf under the hot
- branding iron.</p>
-
- <p>It made no difference how I wriggled and squirmed,
- I got the full force and effect of every blow, and each
- one fell on a different spot. “Mr. Burr,” God bless
- him! served his apprenticeship as a flogging master in
- the British Navy, and he knew his little book.</p>
-
- <p>I was untied and stood there a little bit weak in
- the knees. My back was blistered, but the skin was
- not broken. The doctor took a look at it and went
- away. One of the guards threw my shirt over my
- shoulders and, holding it on with one hand, and my
- trousers up with the other, I was marched out and
- up a flight of stairs to the prison dispensary. The
- man in charge was dentist, apothecary, hospital
- steward, nurse and guard. He was a big, brawny, muscular
- Irishman with arms like an iceman’s. While he was
- applying a liquid to my back, probably to prevent
- infection, I asked him what it was he was using. “You
- will speak when you’re spoken to,” he growled severely
- with a brogue that was triple X positive. He fixed my
- back in silence and locked me in a cell in the hospital.</p>
-
- <p>It was a year before I spoke to him again and I
- waited till he spoke to me first then. Going into his
- place one day I found him tugging at a Chinaman’s
- tooth. After he got it out and sent the patient away
- he came over to see what I wanted. He was puffing
- and perspiring, and, feeling rather pleased with his
- job on the tooth, wanted to talk to somebody. “Man,”
- he said, “that was an awful tooth in that Chinaman.
- Sure I thought the jaw was comin’ off of him.”</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_270">[270]</span>“Yes?” I inquired. “Was it a molar?”</p>
-
- <p>“No, man, ’twas no molar; ’twas a back tooth.”</p>
-
- <p>He was our prison dentist. He wasn’t a bad
- fellow at that. He brought me a worn volume of
- Shakespeare and let me take it to my cell. I kept it
- for months and read it all, and often wondered while
- reading it what would have happened to the British
- Empire if the spirited Will Shakespeare had been
- flogged when he stole Mr. Lucey’s venison.</p>
-
- <p>I’ve heard a lot about the humiliation and
- degradation of flogging. If anybody was humbled and
- degraded in my case it was not I. It may sound
- strange when I say I am glad now, and was glad
- then, that they lashed me. It did me good. Not in
- the way it was intended to, of course, but in a better
- way. I went away from the tripod with fresh
- confidence, with my head up, with a clear eye and mind,
- and sustained with a thought from the German,
- Nietzsche, “What does not kill me strengthens me.”</p>
-
- <p>After three days I was returned to my cell and
- assigned to work on the farm gang. Mr. Burr, the
- flogging master, who turned out to be a very chatty
- Scotchman, came to my cell door the first night to
- have a talk with me, “so there would be no
- misunderstanding or hard feelings.” I don’t think he was
- afraid I would try to do him violence; he just came
- in a straight, manly way to explain the thing and his
- part in it. I didn’t gather from his talk whether he
- was in favor of lashing or against it. He appeared
- an intelligent, fair-minded man.</p>
-
- <p>“You’ll find me bark is worse than me bite,” he said
- when he was leaving. I had already made up my
- mind I ought to hate somebody over the flogging and
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_271">[271]</span>had about settled on Mr. Burr. But when he was
- gone I thought it all over again and saw there was no
- more sense in hating him than any machine I had
- carelessly got my fingers into.</p>
-
- <p>I settled down to my work and had a chance to look
- about me. The prison, a stone building, was on the
- finest site in New Westminster, a gently sloping
- eminence overlooking a broad sweep of the Fraser River
- where it widens to its delta. The prison contained
- one hundred single cells and the silent system obtained.
- There was never any overcrowding or haphazard
- makeshifts. When the cells were all filled, a batch of
- prisoners was at once shipped away to the eastern
- prisons at Kingston, Ontario, or Stony Mountain,
- Manitoba, to make room for newcomers. We were
- closely watched and guarded by the officers, who were
- nearly all ex-army and navy men, iron disciplinarians
- and sticklers for the enforcement of rules. I looked
- about for some way out of the place, but it seemed
- hopeless and I gave it up, settling down to do my time.</p>
-
- <p>The prison population came from the four corners
- of the earth. Sailors and ex-soldiers, deserters from
- the navy, a few “Yanks,” fugitives from the “American
- side,” Indians from the Arctic Circle brought down
- by the Mounted Police to do time for violating laws
- they never could understand, and a sprinkling of
- Chinamen and Japs. The sixty acres of prison land were
- farmed intensively, yielding an abundance of fine
- vegetables, hay, and grain. Clothing, shoes, and socks
- were made by prisoners. The food was coarse but
- wholesome. An American prison commissary would
- not believe a penitentiary could be run without beans.
- In my two years at this prison I did not see a bean.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_272">[272]</span>An English prison warden would not believe a prison
- could exist without peas. I never saw a pea in an
- American prison. I never saw a cup of coffee in the
- place. We had pea “coffee” twice a day. It was
- made from peas grown on the farm, threshed out on
- the barn floors with flails, roasted and ground like
- coffee. It was very nutritious and not at all
- unpalatable. We had plenty of vegetables, mush and pea
- soup, lots of bread, not too fresh, and not much meat.
- The food ration, even to the salt and pepper that
- seasoned it, was regulated by law. Every prisoner got
- just what the law allowed him and no more. We
- always had good appetites, never quite had them
- satisfied, had no smoking tobacco, no coffee, very little
- meat, and plenty of sleep—the hospital was always
- empty and there was not a death in the prison in my
- two years’ time there.</p>
-
- <p>The place was clean and well ventilated. We had
- coarse, warm clothing, enough blankets, plenty of light,
- lots of good books, and nothing to distract us when
- reading. I never saw a bug, flea, or mosquito while
- there. The guards were not brutal or overbearing. I
- never saw one strike a prisoner; I never saw a prisoner
- strike a guard.</p>
-
- <p>One morning I glimpsed a familiar face and figure;
- it was Soldier Johnnie. I forgot the rules, and sang
- out, “How long are you doing?” Before he could
- answer I was snatched out of the line and locked in
- my cell.</p>
-
- <p>The warden was a hardened man, old, sick, and
- cynical. His motto was “Break them first and make
- them over.” The guard submitted a written report of
- my misconduct, talking. My punishment was three
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_273">[273]</span>days on bread and water. The prison had no
- dungeon. The prisoner under punishment was kept in his
- cell, which was stripped of its furniture and darkened
- by placing a blank, wooden, movable door against the
- outer side of the cell door proper.</p>
-
- <p>In my dark cell I thought of Soldier Johnnie, and
- wondered if he remembered how they bored a hole
- and fed me through it in the Utah prison. All the
- yeggs and “Johnsons” in Christendom couldn’t have
- put a crumb of bread into this dark cell in this
- backwoods prison—it was English. In all the time I was
- there I never had a chance to talk to Johnnie. He
- was discharged before me, and we had no chance to
- compare notes for years.</p>
-
- <p>My cell was darkened many times and I lived many
- days on bread and water before I got my time in. I
- came to learn that a satisfying meal may be made of
- two ounces of stale bread if it is eaten slowly and
- chewed thoroughly. I was chewing my ration of bread
- two hours, taking small bits and chewing them to liquid
- in my dark cell years before I heard of Fletcher and
- his system of Fletcherizing food. My experience with
- short rations in many places has convinced me that we
- would all be healthier and better nourished if we ate
- half as much food and chewed it twice as long.</p>
-
- <p>I soon got into a feud with the officers and guards.
- I talked and laughed and whistled and sang; all of
- which outraged the ironbound system of silence. The
- Fourth of July came along, and as I was registered as
- an American I refused to work on that glorious day.
- This was a very serious offense, and I was sentenced to
- twelve days bread and water. They opened my cell
- every fourth day, put in the furniture, and fed me the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_274">[274]</span>regular prison fare. No prisoner may be kept on
- bread and water for more than three consecutive days.
- That’s English, also.</p>
-
- <p>When the Queen’s birthday, the big holiday, came
- around, I wrote a note to the warden asking
- permission to work; twelve days more, in four installments.</p>
-
- <p>I read about hay fever in the encyclopedia, and
- when haying time came I refused to make hay on the
- grounds that I was a hay-fever addict. The doctor
- disagreed, and my cell was darkened again. When I
- was sentenced there was a law under which all
- prisoners got a plug of “black strap” chewing tobacco
- every week. While I was in prison the law was
- repealed. Newcomers got no tobacco, but those
- sentenced while the law was in force, even if they were
- life-timers, continued to draw their ration every week.
- A rule was posted forbidding a prisoner who drew
- tobacco to give a chew of it to one who didn’t. That’s
- English, too. I was caught throwing a chew to a chap
- that arrived too late, and got another dose of bread
- and water.</p>
-
- <p>At last I tired of bread and water, got on my good
- behavior, and took to reading. The prison had a
- splendid library, not a worthless book in it. All the
- best English authors were there and I went through
- them hungrily. I became so immersed in reading that
- I was careful not to break the rules lest I lose three
- days or more from the books. I got schoolbooks and
- studied them. Remembering my poor arithmetic, I
- tried mathematics but couldn’t get anywhere. Then
- the grammar, but the rules seemed to have been made
- for no other purpose than to confuse the beginner and
- “repress his noble rage,” so I gave that up, got
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_275">[275]</span>intensely interested in a small dictionary, and almost
- went into the dark cell for carrying it out with me to
- work and looking into it when the guard’s back was
- turned. I read the best books in the library, except
- the Bible, and would have taken that only I already
- had six months with it in the Scotchman’s jail.</p>
-
- <p>I went through <em>Chambers’s Encyclopedia</em> from A to
- Z. Read all about acids and paper, metals and
- metallurgy, dies and molds. I studied the history of locks
- and lockmaking, poring over the pictures of locks
- and their escutcheons—all kinds of locks and keys,
- door locks, padlocks, combination locks, nothing was
- neglected. I read a most interesting paper on
- picklocks and lock-picking by a famous lock-maker of
- London. I followed the history of explosives from
- gunpowder down to nitroglycerin. I found a passage
- that told clearly and concisely which explosives did the
- greatest damage and made the least noise. What a
- mine of information! I was fascinated. I studied
- guns and pistols, drills and saws and files, braces and
- bits and drilling machines of high and low pressure
- and fast or slow motion.</p>
-
- <p>I investigated poisons, herbs, and drugs. I
- discovered that the finest quality of morphine may be
- obtained from lettuce and proved it in the prison
- garden by extracting it and eating it. I read up on
- sleeping and dreaming and learned just what kind of noise
- is most apt to wake a sleeping person; just when he
- sleeps the deepest and at what hour of the night his
- courage is at its lowest ebb. I can sit in a hotel lobby
- to-day and pick out the sound sleeper, the medium
- sleeper, and light sleeper. I got it out of the
- encyclopedia, and proved it in practice later.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_276">[276]</span>The time flew by. I read away the long evenings,
- Sundays, holidays, and rainy days. We ate in our
- cells and I always had a book propped up behind my
- pan of pea soup. My feud with guards was forgotten.
- I had no trouble with fellow prisoners; the silent
- system and single cells prohibited that. There was no
- whispering, plotting, scheming, and snitching as there
- is where the congregate system prevails. The stool
- pigeon, so fostered and encouraged in American
- prisons, did not flourish there. The silence obliterated
- him, made him unnecessary.</p>
-
- <p>There was a little cloud on my mind that began
- to grow. My time was getting short, some of my
- credits had been forfeited, and not being able to find
- out how much, I was uncertain about the day of my
- discharge and expected to be called out any time for
- the last installment of my lashing. This made me
- very nervous, restless, and irritable. The books no
- longer held me.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XIX</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">At</span> last I was sent for by the prison tailor to be
- fitted into a discharge suit, and knew that I hadn’t
- more than a week or ten days to do. A day or two
- later the same guards took me to the same room, where
- I found the doctor, the deputy warden, the flogging
- master, and the triangle all ready for me. I saw
- I was in for it. The atmosphere was a little more
- “official” than on the former occasion. Mr. Burr’s
- beard bristled more, and his eye was a little harder.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_277">[277]</span>The doctor looked me over with more interest. The
- guards turned their eyes away from mine as they
- trussed me up to the tripod, and the deputy warden’s
- “Now, Mr. Burr,” was ominously soft, smooth, oily.</p>
-
- <p>The lashing is regulated by law as is every other
- detail of British penology. The strap is just so long,
- so wide, so thick, and so heavy. The flogging master
- can swing it just so far and no farther. Mr. Burr
- did the best he could with those limitations and
- reservations, and it was plenty.</p>
-
- <p>To make an unpleasant story short, I will say he
- beat me like a balky horse, and I took it like
- one—with my ears laid back and my teeth bared. All the
- philosophy and logic and clear reasoning I had got
- out of books and meditation in my two years were
- beaten out of me in thirty seconds, and I went out
- of that room foolishly hating everything a foot high.
- I had a chance to cool off during the remaining week
- of my time, and the day of my release found me
- halfway rational again.</p>
-
- <p>On my way out of the prison grounds I passed the
- deputy warden directing a gang of prisoners. I had
- nothing against them; I was going out and feeling
- good. I waved them a farewell. He turned on me
- savagely, snarling, “Be on your way.” I stopped, gave
- him my best dirty look, and turned my back on him and
- his prison forever.</p>
-
- <p>I was in perfect physical condition; the regular sleep,
- regular work, and short ration of food had done that
- for me. I still had the money the lawyer at Victoria
- did not claim on me, the discharge money, and fare
- to the town I was sent from; in all enough to last me
- a month by careful management. My mind had been
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_278">[278]</span>so unsettled during the last weeks of my time in prison
- that I hadn’t decided where to go or just what I would
- do. There was no hurry about anything; it was a
- fine day; I had my liberty. I bought some tobacco
- and papers at a near-by store and lay down on the
- warm ground in the green grass under the Indian
- summer sun to think it over, take stock, and look to
- the future.</p>
-
- <p>This would be a good place for me to say that I
- would have quit stealing then if the terrible lashing
- hadn’t embittered me and sent me out looking for
- revenge, but that would not be the truth. I don’t
- know to this day whether the law contemplates
- flogging as punishment, as a deterrent measure, or partly
- both. As a punishment it’s a success; as a deterrent
- it’s a failure; if it’s half and half one offsets the
- other and there’s nothing gained. The truth is I
- wouldn’t have quit, no matter how I was treated.
- The flogging just hardened me more, that’s all. I
- found myself somewhat more determined, more
- confident, and with a feeling that I would play this game
- of violence to the finish. I had taken everything
- they had in the way of violence and could take it
- again. Instead of going away in fear, I found my
- fears removed. <em>The whipping post is a strange place
- to gather fresh confidence and courage, yet that’s what
- it gave me, and in that dark cell I left behind many
- fears and misgivings.</em></p>
-
- <p>I got up and went my way with the thought that
- I had got more out of that prison and its keepers
- than they got out of me. I think the same to-day
- of every prison I went into. There were times when
- I thought I got a bit more punishment than was
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_279">[279]</span>coming to me, but I don’t regret a minute of it now.
- Each of us must be tempered in some fire. Nobody
- had more to do with choosing the fire that tempered
- me than myself, and instead of finding fault with the
- fire I give thanks that I had the metal to take the
- temper and hold it.</p>
-
- <p>I have hopes that these lines will be read by many
- convicts and ex-convicts, and they are nothing if not
- critical readers. I am not trying to lay down any
- “rules and regulations” for their guidance on the
- outside, but I want to say this—any prisoner who comes
- out of prison saying to himself, “I can’t quit; it’s too
- late; I’m wrecked and ruined; every man’s hand’s
- against me; if I get a job some copper will snitch on me
- to my boss, or if that don’t happen the other ‘cons’ will
- blackmail me; there’s no use trying, I can’t
- quit”—any “ex-con” who says that is sentencing himself to a
- jolt that the most heartless and hard-boiled
- criminal-court judge couldn’t conceive of.</p>
-
- <p>The other “con” who comes out time after time
- saying to himself cold-bloodedly and calculatingly, “I
- won’t quit,” might change his mind some time and say,
- “I will quit.” When he wills it, he does it, and no
- copper snitches him out of his job. If there is any
- such animal as the blackmailing “ex-con” he gives the
- “will” chap a wide berth.</p>
-
- <p>I now went to Vancouver and took it easy for a
- week, resting up, reading papers, and trying to get my
- bearings. I saw nothing of Chew Chee, the China
- boy. He didn’t show up in the prison while I was
- there, and I have no doubt he quit stealing while he
- was all to the good and went on the square.</p>
-
- <p>Falling in with an outfit of bums and beggars at
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_280">[280]</span>Vancouver I heard glowing reports of the prosperous
- mining towns in the interior of British Columbia and
- decided to visit them. A week’s journey over the
- Canadian Pacific Railway and down the Columbia
- River found me in the Kootenai mining district.
- Everything I touched turned to money. The sudden
- change from no liberty at all in prison to all the liberty
- in the world almost wrecked me. I didn’t think of
- saving the money so dangerously earned, but
- squandered it drinking, gambling, and making many trips
- across the line into the states where there were more
- opportunities for spending and dissipating.</p>
-
- <p>At last a very valuable parcel of stones found its
- way into my hands. It was suicide to try to dispose
- of them on the Canadian side, and I bought a ticket
- to Pocatello and Salt Chunk Mary. I had been away
- from there almost four years, and had no fear that
- the town whittler would remember me, even if he
- was still on the job, and besides I was hungry for a
- look at Mary and for a feed of her beans and salt
- pork.</p>
-
- <p>Arriving at Pocatello I hastened to her place. There
- was no change in its appearance except that it looked
- more forlorn and weather-beaten by reason of its
- contrast with the new buildings that had sprung up
- around it. In answer to my confident knock on the
- door a very genteel and refined colored woman
- opened it and asked me to step in. She looked at me
- strangely when I asked for Mary. “Why, Miss Mary
- Howard went away more than three years ago. She
- sold me the place for almost nothing, settled her
- affairs, and disappeared. Nobody in Pocatello knows
- why she left or where she went.”</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_281">[281]</span>I inquired at the bank, but they knew no more
- about her than the colored lady. I asked no more
- questions, but got the first train out for Butte,
- Montana, where I disposed of my stones and made the
- bums’ hangouts determined to find out the whys and
- wherefores of Mary’s disappearance. I remembered
- the night she crushed the calaboose for me, and if
- trouble had come to her I wanted to shoulder my end
- of it.</p>
-
- <p>The bums all knew of Mary’s disappearance, but
- none of them would even make a guess as to what
- became of her. Almost ready to give up, I met one
- of the oldest and best informed bums on the road. His
- “monoger” (a corruption of monogram), “Hannibal,”
- was carved on every water tank between the two
- Portlands. I made his acquaintance in the Utah
- penitentiary, and had met him later on the road. He knew
- my connection with Foot-and-a-half George, but did
- not know I was with him when he was killed. I had
- not seen Hannibal since George’s death, and naturally
- the talk turned to it.</p>
-
- <p>The burglary was long since outlawed, there was
- no need for me to conceal my part in it, so I told
- him all about the caper. He listened very attentively,
- and when I was done said: “You must have been
- there, for that tallies exactly with what I heard. Over
- three years ago I met a bum by the name of ‘Rochester
- Red’ at ‘Stew Junction’ (Puyallup, Washington). Red
- was five miles outside of that county seat the night
- you and George got that box. This is what he tells
- me.</p>
-
- <p>“He’s just finished a long stretch in the stir at
- Canon City. His health ain’t none too good, so he
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_282">[282]</span>jumps over into Utah and down on the ‘poultice route,’
- where he won’t be pestered by bulls while he’s
- recuperatin’ on good fresh air an’ green vegetables an’
- plenty of bread and milk. He flops in a haystack
- five miles out of the town where you people cut the
- caper. At daylight the next morning the hoosiers
- drag him out and he thinks they’re goin’ to lynch him.
- They take him into the town an’ give him a look at
- the stiff laid out on the courthouse floor. He raps to
- George, an’ just as you say, he is almost cut in half
- by the two shotgun loads. Red don’t see any use in
- givin’ himself a bawl-out by identifyin’ any dead
- burglars, so he dummies up on the natives an’ in a
- couple of days they let him go, an’ he keeps on goin’,
- for they are proper hostile. When Roch’ Red tells
- me this, I dash into Portland and out over the Short
- Line into Pocatello, an’ tells Mary.”</p>
-
- <p>“What was all your hurry about?” I asked.</p>
-
- <p>“Hah,” Hannibal replied. “That’s somethin’ Red
- didn’t know, an’ somethin’ you don’t know. But you’re
- all right, an’ I don’t mind tellin’ you.</p>
-
- <p>“George and Mary was raised in my home town,
- Hannibal, Missouri, an’ George was her brother. They
- was a mysterious pair, an’ there’s no use tryin’ to
- figure what become of Mary.”</p>
-
- <p>When my breath came back, I said: “Well, that
- explains to me why George ‘sprayed’ Gold Tooth with
- all that lead at Pocatello.”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, yes. Tell me about that, Blacky. I never
- got the straight of it.”</p>
-
- <p>In return for Hannibal’s tale, I ordered a fresh
- bottle, and over it told him the story of Gold Tooth’s
- death at the hands of Foot-and-a-half George.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_283">[283]</span>Unable to gather any more information about Mary,
- I turned to work again, making the towns of Spokane,
- Portland, Seattle, and Tacoma, confining myself
- strictly to house burglary, which is “one man” work.
- This kind of thievery is fast becoming a thing of the
- past. Better lighting, policing, and locking systems;
- the apartment house; the building of “tighter”
- residences; the better treatment of dogs which makes
- them more intelligent; and more efficient and careful
- servants have combined to put the old-time house
- burglar almost out of business. And that is well, for
- of all manner of theft it is the most nerve-racking
- on both the burglar and the householder.</p>
-
- <p>I never crawled into a window that I didn’t think
- of Smiler. I never stepped in or out of a door without
- thinking of old George. Yet I kept it up for
- years, and quit it only because I got tired of playing
- the peon for crooked pawnbrokers and getting “fifty
- fifty” from the professional “fences.” The fences’
- notion of “fifty fifty” is to put a lead dollar in the
- Salvation Army tambourine and ask the lassie for fifty
- cents change.</p>
-
- <p>In the midst of plenty I found myself starving, and
- in self-defense turned to the more direct business of
- highway robbery. My experience with house
- burglary in the small hours of the night left me a nervous
- wreck and an opium smoker. Almost every house
- prowler turns to booze or drugs. Reader, I’ll ask
- you if you wouldn’t take a jolt of booze or hop after
- an experience such as this?</p>
-
- <p>You are a burglar; you have put in a week “tabbing
- up” a residence. You decide to “make” it; it looks all
- right; no children, you haven’t seen a dog. The night
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_284">[284]</span>arrives. You jump into the yard. It’s two o’clock.
- You look the house over. Every door and window
- fastened, not even an open coalhole, no porch to go up.
- You go back to a kitchen window and perform a
- very delicate operation—taking a pane of glass out
- piece by piece. Then you put your hand in, release the
- catch, and raise the window slowly, noiselessly. You
- find inside on the windowsill bottles, boxes, corkscrews,
- can openers, and a toothbrush. These you pick up,
- one at a time, and place outside, below the window.</p>
-
- <p>Now you are in the window, and you find that
- below, inside, is the kitchen sink. You get in
- without disturbing dishes or pans and open the kitchen
- door, so you will have a getaway in case anything
- causes you to hurry out. You have been almost an
- hour getting in the house and you haven’t started on
- the job yet.</p>
-
- <p>It is very dark in the house, but you light no matches,
- nor do you use a flashlight; you are an expert, you
- know your business. Your years at this work have
- developed a “cat” sense in you. You can sense an
- object in front of you without seeing or feeling it. You
- feel your way slowly, silently into the dining room.
- Your eyes are getting accustomed to the dark and you
- distinguish a few objects—table, chairs, sideboard. You
- sit in a chair and remove your shoes, shoving them
- down in your back pockets, heels up.</p>
-
- <p>You are going upstairs where the sleepers and
- valuables are. You button your coat and pull your hat
- down over your eyes to hide your face from the
- sleeper should he wake up on you and switch on a
- light. It takes you fifteen minutes to get up the stairs;
- they creak frightfully and you must find solid places
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_285">[285]</span>to put your weight. You know your business, so you
- keep as close to the banister as possible, where the
- step boards are nailed down tight and can’t shift and
- creak. You know the creaking won’t wake sleeping
- people, but you don’t know yet whether they are asleep.
- If they should be lying in bed awake, they would
- know what the creaking meant and you might get
- shot.</p>
-
- <p>Now you are at a bedroom door, it’s latched but
- not locked. You take hold of the doorknob in a
- certain way and turn it slowly till it won’t turn any
- farther. The hall you are in is dark and dead silent.
- You push the door open an inch and you can hear the
- gentle, regular up-and-down breathing of the healthy
- sleeper. You wait a long time, maybe five minutes,
- with your hand on the doorknob, listening intently.
- Yes, there are two sleepers in the room.</p>
-
- <p>Then out of this awful silence comes a coughing
- from a room at the back of the hall. You stiffen and
- your hand goes to your coat pocket. You hear a glass
- clink against a pitcher, and you know that man is
- awake. You hear him turn over in bed, and straighten
- out for another sleep. You remain rigid for another
- five minutes and then feel your way down the dark hall
- to make sure he has gone back to sleep.</p>
-
- <p>His door is ajar, and now he is snoring. You wish
- he wouldn’t snore; he might wake somebody else, he
- might wake himself. Snorers do wake themselves.
- The expert burglar doesn’t fancy the heavy snorer; he
- likes the sleeper that wheezes gently, softly, regularly.
- You feel your way back to the front room. You want
- that first. That’s where you have decided the best
- stuff is to be found. Your hand is on the doorknob
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_286">[286]</span>again, and you open the door another inch, slowly,
- noiselessly.</p>
-
- <p>Now something soft, yielding, obstructs it.</p>
-
- <p>This thing that softly blocks the door is probably
- a rug or an article of clothing. That’s easy. You
- release the doorknob, stoop slowly, and put your
- hand around inside. Yes, it’s a rug, a fur rug. You
- nip a few strands of hair in your fingers and tug at
- it gently. The thing comes to life with a scared howl
- that turns your blood to ice water. You jump up,
- pull the door shut with a bang, and hasten to the
- top of the stairs with sure and certain step. It took
- you fifteen minutes to ascend that stairway. You know
- every inch of it. You straddle the banister and slide
- down—it’s quicker and safer. In the dining room you
- slam the door shut, and none too soon. The man
- upstairs has released the big mastiff and he’s roaring
- at the dining-room door. You made no mistake when
- you left the kitchen door open. You dash through it,
- pulling it shut behind you just as the man inside opens
- the dining-room door for his dog.</p>
-
- <p>You take the back fence, tearing your clothes. The
- big dog is in the back yard now; you hear his ferocious
- growls plainer than ever. You run into a vacant lot,
- toward the next street. You hear the master urging
- his dog to follow you, but he is too well trained and
- refuses to leave his own yard.</p>
-
- <p>The householder is a regular man; not to be balked
- of his burglar he opens up with a six-shooter and
- empties it at you. After the first shot you instinctively
- begin making side jumps like a bucking broncho. You
- don’t make as much distance, but you reduce your
- chance of getting hit. Every time the gun goes off
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_287">[287]</span>you can feel the slug boring a hole in your back. You
- don’t realize it has already passed you when you hear
- the pistol crack. His gun empty, his shooting stops.</p>
-
- <p>You feel like throwing a few slugs in his direction;
- but, well, you are in the wrong. You are safe now, it
- would only make matters worse if you hit him, and
- besides, he and his pistol and his dog have made enough
- noise already to rouse the neighborhood and you’re
- lucky if you can get out of the block without bumping
- into Mr. “John Law.”</p>
-
- <p>You make a big detour and get downtown safely,
- so exhausted from the intense physical and mental
- concentration that you are barely able to drag one
- foot after the other. Yes, reader, I’ll admit you
- might go to your room and to bed and drift off into
- sweet, refreshing slumbers; but I never could do it.
- I always had to hunt up a hop joint and roll myself
- a few pills, “just for the good of my nerves.”</p>
-
- <p>You are still a burglar, reader. You get up the next
- evening, put on a different suit and hat, and go out for
- your “breakfast.” You dismiss from your mind the
- incident of last night as lightly as a gambler would
- forget the loss of a few dollars. You remember the
- dog that recognized you in the hotel barroom years
- before, and with the thought that it would be well to
- keep out of this mastiff’s neighborhood you turn your
- mind to the business of the night. You take a long
- time to eat, looking through all the papers. You read
- about a burglar “shivering somewhere in his lair after
- escaping in a panic of fear from Mr. ——— and his
- mastiff and pistol.”</p>
-
- <p>This makes you mad. You say to yourself: “What
- do those reporters expect of a man? Do they want
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_288">[288]</span>him to shoot everybody in sight, cut the dog’s throat,
- carry out everything valuable, and burn the house
- down? Can’t they understand that the burglar’s first
- thought is the loot and his second thought is to get
- out of the house as quietly and quickly as possible
- without harming people when they wake up on him?
- And what madness for the householder to try to
- corner a burglar in the dark, prepared to resist
- capture but not to kill for loot. When he senses a burglar
- in his house, why can’t he say in a loud voice, ‘Is that
- you, Percy?’ and give him a chance to fade away
- quietly? He’ll do it. He knows there are plenty
- of other houses.”</p>
-
- <p>You give it up, put these idle speculations out of
- your mind, and go out into the street. You have been
- busy locating “prospects.” Your thoughts turn to the
- most likely one. There’s the gambler that runs the
- poker games in back of the cigar store. He turns
- the game over to an assistant at twelve o’clock, takes
- the bankroll, and goes home. You decide to “take
- him home” to-night. You hang around till he comes
- out and get in behind him. You “tail” him to a
- genteel-looking place with a “private board” sign in a
- downstairs window. He lets himself in with a key. You
- are across the street; you wait a while and observe
- that a dark room on the second floor has been lighted.
- Your man is at the window pulling down its shade.
- You have his room located, and you go away to kill
- the next two hours.</p>
-
- <p>Two o’clock; you are in the dining room downstairs.
- You were lucky enough to find an open window. You
- don’t open any doors here, you decide to retreat by
- the window, if necessary. This is a boarding house
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_289">[289]</span>with a number of people in it, and you don’t have to
- creep around so carefully. A noise on the stairs or
- in the hall of a boarding house doesn’t mean much.</p>
-
- <p>You go upstairs quickly and find a light in the hall.
- You put it out; not by pushing the button, but by
- unscrewing the globe a little. You are an expert; you
- don’t want any light; you don’t want any one to get
- a look at you in a lighted hallway. You prefer
- darkened rooms, because in the dark you have the best
- of the situation.</p>
-
- <p>You find his door; more luck, it’s not locked! You
- must be careful with this chap; he is a bad sleeper,
- thin, nervous, “touchy,” an incessant smoker and a
- heavy coffee drinker. You step into the room and close
- the door but don’t latch it. He is asleep, breathing,
- as you expected, very softly. His clothes are on a
- big rocker—nothing in them but some silver and a
- watch. You take the silver, “heft” the watch and
- leave it; it’s not solid. You’re disappointed, the roll
- of bills should have been in his trousers’ pocket. You
- feel on the table by the head of his bed; it’s not there.
- On the dresser; not there. Oh, well, you’ll have to
- go under his pillow after it, that’s all. This operation
- calls for your best professional touch; your perfect
- technique is needed here; he’s a light sleeper.</p>
-
- <p>You are on one knee beside his pillow. You lay a
- gun on the floor within easy reach. If he wakes up
- on you that’s his bad luck; you’ll stick him up, take
- his money, and lock him in his room. He is lying
- on his side facing you and not eighteen inches away.
- You can feel his breath against your face. You pull
- up your right coat and shirt sleeves to the elbow,
- your left hand lifts the outer end of the pillow ever so
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_290">[290]</span>little while your right, palm down, slowly, carefully,
- worms its way beneath his head. Your ear notes his
- breathing. So long as it is regular, he is asleep; if
- it breaks off he is waking up. While he sleeps he has
- no more control over his breathing than over his
- heartbeats, and you can plainly hear it, and when you
- cannot hear it you know he is awake. With your ear
- alert for the danger signal and your hand under his
- pillow your mind is racing all over the universe.</p>
-
- <p>“No wonder,” you think, “they hang men in some
- parts of the world for this kind of burglary—going
- into a man’s sleeping room with a gun and taking his
- property from under his head while he sleeps. No
- wonder your hair is graying above your ears, and
- wrinkles showing up in your forehead.”</p>
-
- <p>You make up your mind to quit this racket—it’s
- too tough—but your hand goes further under the
- pillow. Careful as you are, the slight movement beneath
- his head seems to disturb this catlike sleeper. His
- breathing catches, halts, and no longer reaches your
- ear. You become petrified, your mind on the gun
- beside you. With a jerky movement he turns over,
- and you wait till he goes sound asleep again.</p>
-
- <p>His back is to you now, and his head on the farther
- end of his pillow. This makes it easier. You explore
- and explore, but feel nothing. Slowly you withdraw
- your arm. You must look farther; in his shoes, his
- hat, the dresser drawers, the clothes closet, and, that
- failing, you will put the gun on him, wake him, and
- make him dig it up. You have been there almost
- two hours. It will soon be dawn; you must hurry.
- You search everywhere, but no bankroll. You go
- around the bed and your arm is quickly thrust under
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_291">[291]</span>the other pillow in the last hope of finding it. It’s
- not there; no use looking farther. You decide to
- wake him and demand it.</p>
-
- <p>Having made up your mind to stick him up, you
- must now transform yourself from the silent, stealthy
- prowler into the rough, confident, dominating stick-up
- man. You walk around to the back of the bed and
- stop to plan your new move. Now you have it all
- straight in your mind. You will go to the side of his
- bed where you first started in on him. That puts you
- between him and the door and leaves him no chance
- to get out into the hall. You will touch him gently
- on the shoulder. He will wake up in alarm.</p>
-
- <p>“Eh, what? What is it? Who is it? Turn on the
- light.”</p>
-
- <p>Then you will say to him in a firm, kindly tone:
- “Listen to me and don’t get excited.” You will put
- the cold muzzle of the gun against his neck and now
- your voice will be cold, hard, threatening. “Do you
- feel that? That’s a gun. If you move I’ll let it go.
- You just keep cool and don’t get yourself killed over
- a few lousy dollars. I want that bankroll of yours;
- I know it’s here. Tell me where it is and make it
- easy on yourself—and be quick about it.”</p>
-
- <p>Yes, that’s the way you will handle him. You start
- on around to the side of his bed. You remember you
- have been in the room almost two hours and a half.
- It will soon be daylight. You look at the window.
- Yes, there it is; a faint line of gray down the edge
- of the curtain, the dawn. You must hurry. You are
- by his side now. You take a better grip on the gun,
- reach out to touch him, and—pandemonium breaks
- out in the adjoining room.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_292">[292]</span>It’s only an alarm clock going off, but it petrifies
- you standing up and tears every nerve in your body
- up by the roots. You don’t bolt out of the room in a
- panic; you remain perfectly still. Your mind jumps
- into the other room. Your sleeping gambler kicks out
- his legs, turns over with a jerky movement, mutters a
- string of curses, pulls the covers over his head, and
- settles himself for more sleep.</p>
-
- <p>You don’t pay much attention to him now. The
- next room concerns you more. The noise of the
- alarm clock changes to a dull, empty, hollow protest.
- You know somebody has his hand on the bell,
- smothering it till he can turn it off. Now it stops. You hear
- somebody lumbering about, every step shakes the floor.
- He must be a big, heavy man who puts his heels down
- first when he walks. You hear him push a button
- and a vertical crack of light appears at the head of
- the bed you are standing by. You know what
- that is. This is an old house, and that’s a folding
- door.</p>
-
- <p>The man now unlocks his door and steps out into
- the hall. You step softly to your door and listen.
- He goes heavily down the hall, muttering to himself.
- You hear him push the light button a couple of times
- but he gets no light—you unscrewed the globe; he
- thinks it’s burnt out. You hear him open and shut
- a door; he is in the bathroom. You turn back to your
- man. Then a window is thrown up with a bang in
- the room on your other side. Daylight is racing on
- you. You can see clearly now. You hear other noises.
- The place is becoming a hornet’s nest. You must give
- it up and get out. You’re not broke. You don’t have
- to risk everything here. You step out of the room,
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_293">[293]</span>close the door softly, go downstairs, and out the front
- way.</p>
-
- <p>Yes, reader, you went down the street and into a
- restaurant where you ate heartily. Then to bed for
- a good, healthy, sound sleep.</p>
-
- <p>Not me! I went back to the hop joint.</p>
-
- <p>You get up the next evening, go to the same
- restaurant, get something to eat, and look over the
- papers. You find nothing about your doings; you didn’t
- expect to. You know the gambler missed his silver.
- You know he will suspect somebody around the
- boarding house and lock his room door in future. You take
- stock and decide to lay off for a few nights and give
- your luck a chance to switch.</p>
-
- <p>You are slowly making up your mind to get out
- of this burglary racket; it’s too tough. Suppose you
- had stuck up the gambler. Maybe his money was
- downstairs in a safe and you wouldn’t have got it.
- You would have had to dash out into the street whether
- you got it or not. How could you tell who would
- be in the street when you went out? The cop on
- the beat might be sitting on the front steps. You
- might bump into the milk man, the bread man, or
- the ice man. You decide that the whole thing is very
- uncertain, after all.</p>
-
- <p>For the first time you see clearly this dangerous
- angle of this business of yours. You can plan and plot
- and scheme; you can figure out just what you’ll do
- from the minute you step into a place till you step
- out of it, but the great weakness of it is—you can’t
- tell who or what is going to be outside when you go
- out, and all your ingenuity can’t overcome it. You
- toss the whole thing out of your mind and go to a
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_294">[294]</span>theater. After that you go to your room. It’s a warm
- night, you’re in no hurry about going to bed, so you
- sit in the dark by the window getting the cool air.</p>
-
- <p>You wonder who will occupy the transient room
- directly across the light well from you. Last night
- a woman and two children were in it. They talked
- all during the forenoon and kept you awake. You
- hope they have gone away. Just as you are ready to
- go to bed a light is switched on in the room across the
- way. Idly you look over. The window is open and
- the curtain is up. A fat man with a pink complexion
- and gray hair is standing in the middle of the room.
- His door is still open, you can see through his room
- and out into the hall. He stands facing you, his legs
- apart, hands in his pockets, and his hat on the back
- of his head.</p>
-
- <p>You decide he is about half drunk. He takes his
- hat off and throws it out of your line of vision,
- probably at the dresser. Now he turns around, goes to
- the door, and kicks it shut with a bang. Back in the
- middle of his room he puts a fat hand in his capacious
- pants pocket and comes up with a small roll of paper
- money. He unrolls the bills, looking at them with a
- mysterious smile on his fat face. You don’t
- understand his smile and wonder if he is thinking how he
- cheated somebody in a poker game; he looks like a
- gambler.</p>
-
- <p>The roll interests you, the outside one is what you
- call a “salmon belly.” It is a yellowback—a big
- bill. The fat man now gets a chair and places it
- directly in front of his window, but instead of sitting
- down he stands up on it unsteadily. You get alarmed
- and watch him intently. Surely he’s not going to
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_295">[295]</span>jump out? No, he takes the string and pulls the
- curtain halfway down. All you can see of him now
- is his bulky midsection. The upper part of him is
- silhouetted against the curtain. He raises one hand
- above his head, the hand that holds the bills. You
- can see its blurred shadow as he runs it along the
- roller at the top of the curtain. He takes hold of one
- edge of the curtain now, pulls it down a little till
- the ratchet is released, and lets it go up with a rattle
- and bang. He puts both hands on the windowsill
- to steady himself as he gets off the chair.</p>
-
- <p>He is still smiling, but there’s no mystery about it
- now. You sit in your room not fifteen feet away,
- open-mouthed in amazed admiration. What a fox
- he is, to roll his money up in the curtain! What a
- plant! What chance would a prowler have of finding
- his money?</p>
-
- <p>He sits down with his back to you and you hear
- him drop one shoe on the floor; in about a minute
- you hear the other one drop. Then he goes over to
- the door, turns the key, and snaps the light out. In
- fifteen minutes you can hear him breathing like a
- blacksmith’s bellows.</p>
-
- <p>He is healthy, he is a good eater and drinker, he is
- a sound sleeper. But the thing looks suspiciously
- soft to you and you wonder if the fat man might not
- be a smart dick framing for you. You decide he isn’t
- because he locked his door.</p>
-
- <p>“Well,” you say to yourself, “bad luck or good
- luck, I’m going after that dough.”</p>
-
- <p>You don’t mind his door being locked. You know
- your business; you have three ways of opening it.
- You go out and down the hall to a small room where
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_296">[296]</span>the Chinese bed maker keeps his brooms, buckets,
- mops, and other things, and get a small parcel of
- delicate instruments you keep planted there. You go
- back to your room and wait till, say, four o’clock, when
- everything is dead and all the guests are in and abed.
- Then you go around into the fat man’s hall, put out
- the light, and go to work on his door.</p>
-
- <p>You go about the opening of his door confidently,
- and with a sure touch. You know he is sleeping, you
- can hear his gusty breathing from where you stand
- outside. Now you have it unlocked, you open it, step
- in, and close it. The chair is still in place by the
- window. Your ear follows his regular breathing. You
- don’t creep around this room as you did in the
- gambler’s. You walk over to the chair, step upon it lightly,
- put one hand up against the roller, and pull the curtain
- down with the other. It makes a little noise. Your
- back is to the sleeper, but your ear tells you he is
- safe. When the curtain is about halfway down, your
- fingers touch the roll of bills, another little pull and
- you have it.</p>
-
- <p>You step down off the chair and find his vest and
- trousers. His watch “hefts” heavy. You take it,
- and you take the silver out of his trousers—just to
- penalize him for trying to be foxy.</p>
-
- <p>You go out, closing the door carefully behind you.
- Back in your room you examine the bills and silver
- carefully—you remember the twenty-dollar bill that
- cost you two years and two lashings. You find you
- have more money than you would have got out of
- both the places you failed in; enough to last you six
- months if you are careful and don’t gamble.</p>
-
- <p>You plant your instruments in the little room down
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_297">[297]</span>the hall. Then you go out the back way to dodge
- the night clerk, and down to an all-night saloon where
- you put the bills away in your compartment in the big
- safe. The night bartender is “square”; he knows you
- and your business. You want to get rid of the watch
- as quick as possible. It’s worth a hundred dollars.
- You sell it to him for a twenty-dollar note, glad to be
- done with it.</p>
-
- <p>Yes, reader, I know what you say to yourself now.
- You are saying: “Well, he doesn’t have to go to the
- hop joint this time.”</p>
-
- <p>You are right. I didn’t have to go, but I went just
- the same. The opium smoker can always find a good
- excuse for an extra smoke. I went to the joint to
- celebrate my changed fortune and to propitiate
- whatever deformed deity it is that is supposed to look
- after the luck of a burglar. I must have propitiated
- to some purpose, for within a week another stroke of
- dumb luck more than doubled my bankroll, and I
- decided to take a lay-off.</p>
-
- <p>Always in the back of my mind was the thought that
- some day I would go back and see my father. It
- was ten years since I ran away from him. Many
- things had happened to me. Something may have
- happened to him. He might need money or help. I
- was free to go; I had no associates to cling to; I was
- under no obligations to anybody. My time and money
- were my own. The hop habit was getting fastened
- on me, and this trip would give me a chance to break
- away from it. The notion of being respectable and
- feeling safe and secure for a few months took my
- fancy, so I started in to do the thing right.</p>
-
- <p>My gun and burglar tools went to my bartender
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_298">[298]</span>friend as presents. I was glad to get rid of the gun
- for a while. I could get another any time for ten
- dollars, and for another ten I could order by mail
- more instruments from an ex-burglar at Warsaw,
- Illinois, who manufactured them and advertised them
- in the <em>Police Gazette</em> as “novelties.”</p>
-
- <p>I had always followed the Sanctimonious Kid’s
- advice in the matter of wearing careful clothes, but
- now I satisfied my hankering for a gray suit and hat.
- I thought of the leather trunk too, but it had no appeal
- any more. I remembered old Cy Near, and smiled to
- think how I had worshiped the twenty-dollar gold
- piece that dangled from the watch chain across his
- ample paunch.</p>
-
- <p>I soon discovered that being respectable imposed
- many hardships and obligations I hadn’t thought of.
- One of them is paying railroad fare. I played the
- game square while I was at it, and gave up my money
- for a ticket and a berth in the sleeper. Here I
- encountered another hardship. My professional eye told me
- there were many fat pocketbooks beneath the pillows
- of my fellow travelers that my professional hand could
- have taken when the porter was out of sight, but I
- forebore.</p>
-
- <p>At Kansas City I prowled about the neighborhood
- I had lived and worked in, but asked no questions. The
- crabbed, cranky widow’s boarding house was closed.
- Tex of the larcenous eye was gone, and so were the
- card and dice sharks. Cocky McAllister, the hack
- driver that helped me rescue Julia, was not around his
- old stand. The milkman I worked for, collecting bills
- from “them women,” was not at his place. The
- theater where Julia worked was still going, but she
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_299">[299]</span>was not there. I passed Madam Singleton’s old place,
- but there was another name on the red-lighted pane
- of glass above the door. Still I asked no questions;
- they were all nothing to me. I could easily have
- found somebody to tell me what became of them all
- except, perhaps, Julia, but I was a stranger in my own
- town and preferred to remain one. My father was
- the only one I asked about. At the railroad offices,
- in the department where he had worked, I learned that
- he was dead.</p>
-
- <p>A talkative old pensioner on the company who
- tended a door told me he had been dead three years;
- that he died after a long siege of sickness and had
- barely enough money left to bury him decently in the
- village graveyard beside my mother. I was not
- shocked to learn of his death; we had been too far
- apart for that. I wondered if my long silence and
- absence mightn’t have aggravated his illness and
- hastened his end. I was sorry not to have been with him
- when he was sick and needed me. I was glad he died
- without knowing what I had done to my life.</p>
-
- <p>That was many years ago, but I wasn’t thoughtless
- even then, and I recall now, distinctly, how I realized
- with shame and regret that I had never done one
- thing to repay him for caring for me till I was able
- to shift, no matter how lamely, for myself. Looking
- back now, as I did then, I am forced to admit that
- the only consideration I ever showed for him was
- this: I never put his name, which is my name, on a
- police blotter or a prison register while he was alive,
- or after his death.</p>
-
- <p>I had been dallying with the opium pipe almost daily
- for a year, yet I had no trouble when I gave it
- up—<span class="pagenum" id="Page_300">[300]</span>just a few restless days and nights and I forgot it.
- I gave this no thought then, but later when I saw an
- opium smoker doubled up with cramps and pleading
- for hop, and learned he had been “on the pipe” only
- three months, I got interested and began thinking it
- over and observing.</p>
-
- <p>My observations and experience have convinced
- me that the drug habit, like most of our other habits,
- is largely mental. In another chapter I shall submit
- a few facts in support of this opinion.</p>
-
- <p>Kansas City had nothing of interest for me now,
- and I left it, never to return. A cheap excursion ticket
- took me back west to the town of Los Angeles, where
- I finished the winter, fraternizing with the bums and
- yeggs from the road, polishing up old acquaintances,
- and gathering gossip from the four quarters of the
- underworld.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XX</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">Spring</span> came. For me that meant moving, and
- while I was trying to decide where to go I made by
- chance the acquaintance of a coal miner who had
- worked in a small mine in one of the middle-west
- provinces of Canada. In the course of our talks I learned
- by asking a few casual questions that the mine worked
- between thirty and forty men; that it was on a short
- branch road off the Canadian Pacific; that the pay-off
- was in cash, on or about the first of every month,
- and that the money was shipped by express from the
- city of Winnipeg, Manitoba. The fact that the
- payroll had to be held one night at the point where it
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_301">[301]</span>was transferred to the branch road into the mine
- interested me. I knew the place, and that there was
- little or no police protection. There were four or five
- thousand dollars that had to lie somewhere in a small
- town overnight, practically unprotected. The two
- thousand miles I would have to travel meant nothing.
- If the thing couldn’t be handled, I would still be in
- the midst of fertile fields where I could make a living
- without taking tough chances against wised-up city
- police and the busy stool pigeon.</p>
-
- <p>Bidding farewell to the bums and yeggs at “Mother
- Moustache’s” wine dump in “Sonora Town,” where
- they all hung out and did their drinking, I discarded
- my gray suit for a pair of overalls, a rough coat, a
- blue shirt, and a cap, and took to the road for a
- three-week jump. Through California, across Oregon, and
- into Spokane, Washington, where I found my
- bartender friend and recovered my “instruments,” which
- had been lying unused in the safe. The gun I left
- with him, as it was cumbersome and useless to me on
- the road. I could get one when I got nearer my
- destination.</p>
-
- <p>On through Butte, Great Falls, and to the Canadian
- line I traveled; on north to Calgary again, but this
- time I turned eastward and soon arrived at the town
- where the mine payroll had to be transferred.</p>
-
- <p>I had managed my money carefully during the
- winter and still had enough to carry me for a few months
- by economizing. The first thing I did was to take a
- look at the “box” in the depot, which was the express
- office as well. I had confidently expected to find a safe
- of cheap or obsolete make, such as was generally in
- use then in the smaller towns.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_302">[302]</span>One look at this “box” made me regret that I had
- ever met the talkative coal miner. It was of the latest
- make and belonged in a bank instead of an express
- office in a town of two thousand people. It was as
- near burglar-proof as any safe could be, and in
- addition to this it was “chested,” which, in terms of
- burglary, means it had a steel chest inside—a safe within
- a safe. I was dismayed. I saw at a glance that it
- was too much for me. It was the kind of safe that
- discourages the “heavy man” (safe breaker). He
- looks it over and says to his mob: “Yes, I can beat
- her all right,” and explains to them in detail just how
- it can be done. “But,” he finishes, “it would take
- three or four shots to get into the guts of her and,
- you know, the first shot wakes the natives up. If they
- don’t hear another they don’t know what woke them,
- and go back to sleep; but when they do hear the second
- shot they get up to find out what it’s about. Then
- comes the last one, and they’re on top of you with
- shotguns and pitchforks. You’ve got to stand them
- off and dash out. Where? Why, nowhere. There’s
- no getaway here, and I don’t want the coin bad enough
- to go against it.”</p>
-
- <p>I knew if they put the payroll in that “box” it would
- be as safe from me as if it was in the bank at
- Winnipeg. I couldn’t have opened it if I had it in the
- town blacksmith shop for twenty-four hours.
- Discouraging as the business looked, I decided to stay
- in the place and have a look at the money when it
- arrived.</p>
-
- <p>I got a room at the hotel, hung my coat up on a
- rack, and went about in my shirt sleeves trying to
- appear like a miner or ranch hand and attract no
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_303">[303]</span>attention. Every night at nine o’clock, when the train came
- in from the east, I was on the depot platform with the
- town loungers and did as much staring around as any
- of them. At last the end of the month came, and
- with it the payroll. This night the station agent, who
- was telegraph operator, express agent, and everything
- else about the depot, was a bit more alert, walking
- around with an air of importance, responsibility.
- When the train pulled in, he was at the door of the
- express car, and, sure enough, out came the payroll
- in a small leather container, about the size of a
- woman’s hand bag.</p>
-
- <p>When the train departed, the agent, with a firm
- grip on the leather pouch, returned to his office escorted
- by the depot loungers. The payroll was locked
- securely in the inner compartment of the big safe, and
- then the heavy outer door closed upon it, shutting out
- any hopes I had of getting my hands on it that night.
- I went off to bed sad and thoughtful.</p>
-
- <p>The next morning at ten o’clock I followed the
- payroll aboard the jerkwater train that carried it to the
- waiting miners. At twelve o’clock I sat on the
- sidewalk across from the mine office and gloomily watched
- the paymaster portioning it out to the joyful miners.
- In the afternoon I rode back to the main line with
- my mind made up to let the thing go and look
- elsewhere for something not so tough.</p>
-
- <p>There was a Chinese laundry in the town and I had
- often thought of going into it for a smoke to kill off
- the dull hours, and now, both dull and despondent, I
- made my way to it and into the confidence of the boss
- Chinaman, who made me welcome. He was
- hospitable and kindly as all Chinese are who have not become
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_304">[304]</span>sour and suspicious under the impositions of their
- white brothers.</p>
-
- <p>A moderate quantity of opium will not inflame or
- distort the imagination. I do not say it is an aid to
- clear thinking, but it is a fact that I left the laundry
- with what I thought, and still think, was nothing less
- than an inspiration.</p>
-
- <p>The next day I went over the town thoroughly and
- looked at every “box” in it. There was not one that
- I couldn’t beat. My “inspiration” told me that if I
- could put the depot safe out of business a few days
- before the payroll arrived again, the agent would be
- forced to lock it in one of the other safes in the town
- and I might get a chance at it. After traveling the
- great distance and spending so much time and money,
- I hated to quit without making a try for this money.</p>
-
- <p>I jumped fifty miles farther east, where I got
- dynamite and drills, stealing them at a mine, and
- returned to wait another month before I could do
- anything more. A week before the payroll was due,
- I went into the depot one night with a sledge hammer,
- knocked the combination knob off the “box,” battered
- the spindle in, and smashed the handle on the door.
- Adding another touch to the “burglary,” I left a
- couple of crowbars behind, broke open the till, smashed
- things generally, and threw cigarette and cigar snipes
- and pipe scrapings on the floor. When the station
- man opened up the next morning, his office looked as
- if it had been raided by a tribe of yeggs that had tried
- to wreck it when they failed to open the “box.” There
- was a tremendous hue and cry, and a fruitless man
- hunt. An inspector of police came, looked at the safe,
- and declared the job was done by a band of thieves
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_305">[305]</span>that had been ravaging depots and post offices farther
- east. The battered safe was shipped to Toronto to
- be opened and repaired by its makers.</p>
-
- <p>I waited with much anxiety and not a little curiosity
- to see what would be done with the leather pouch when
- it arrived at the end of the month.</p>
-
- <p>Two days after the safe and express office were
- wrecked, a “redcoat,” as the Mounted Police are
- called, was killed by a drunken Indian. Every idle
- able-bodied man in town joined the man hunt that
- lasted ten days, and my “burglary” was forgotten in
- the new excitement. I kept a careful watch on the depot
- agent, and saw he was taking the day’s small receipts
- home with him every night. I looked over his house
- and prepared to enter it in case he did the same with
- the payroll instead of leaving it in one of the safes.
- My most careful check on his residence showed he had
- no children, no dog, no old people in it. He and his
- wife were all I would have to contend with.</p>
-
- <p>On the evening the money was due I went over the
- whole thing carefully and satisfied myself that nothing
- had been left undone in the way of precaution and
- protection. Not a glance of suspicion had turned in
- my direction so far, and I was sure that if I got my
- hands on the money I could plant it, stand pat, and
- weather the storm.</p>
-
- <p>At last the train pulled in. A mail sack was thrown
- out to a small boy, who ran off to the post office with
- it. The leather pouch was put into the agent’s hands
- and a few of the “regulars” at the depot followed
- him to his office. As usual he at once put out the
- lights, locked the place up, and walked across the
- street to the post office, surrounded by the depot
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_306">[306]</span>loungers. The small mail was distributed in five
- minutes, and he turned toward home with the payroll
- under his arm, a neighbor on each side of him, and I
- half a block behind.</p>
-
- <p>His neighbors left him at his front gate, and his
- wife met him at the front door. I was relieved when
- the business resolved itself into a house burglary, for
- forcing safes with explosives is an uphill job for one
- man and is seldom attempted. The house was new,
- well built, and small—three rooms downstairs and two
- above. It was in a large lot with a few small trees
- and some plants around it. I took up my watch at
- once, and from the vacant lot adjoining I saw them
- sit down to dinner. After a half hour at the table,
- they got up and I could hear them shutting doors,
- putting windows down, and fastening them. For a
- minute the house was dark, then a light appeared
- upstairs, which meant they were going to bed.
- Another half hour and the upstairs light was doused.
- I walked away. I had “put them to bed” and could
- do nothing more till after midnight.</p>
-
- <p>In the city the burglar finds most people asleep at
- dawn; in the country most people wake with the dawn.
- I knew I must start early and set one o’clock as the
- hour to begin. Allowing myself two hours to get in,
- get action, and get out, I could have it over by three
- o’clock, which would give me time to plant the money
- and be in my room before daylight. My parcel of
- instruments and a gun were planted a few blocks away.
- I went after them, returned to the house, and found
- a place in the yard where I could watch and wait
- without being seen by any chance passer-by. With two
- hours to kill, I went over the thing again and could
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_307">[307]</span>think of nothing more in the way of precaution. I
- had even picked a place in a lot near by to plant the
- money.</p>
-
- <p>At one o’clock I took off my shoes and put them
- in my back pockets. There in that house was a big
- piece of money. I had put in almost two months
- planning to get it, and now that I was ready to “step”
- I summoned everything in the way of
- professional skill that I had acquired in the years since
- the Smiler gave me my first lesson. I found the kitchen
- door locked. The key inside was soon displaced and
- the door unlocked with one of my own. Once inside
- I shut the door; this was in the country and I could
- not chance stray, hungry dogs or cats coming in for
- food and knocking pans around while I was upstairs.
- The door to the dining room was shut, but not locked.
- There was a rocking-chair in line between the front
- and back dining-room doors. I carefully pushed it to
- one side, making the way clear in case of a hasty
- leaving.</p>
-
- <p>At the foot of the stairs in the hall I could hear
- the man breathing. The bedroom door upstairs was
- open. The stairs were solid, well put together, and
- did not creak, but I took a long time in doing them,
- wondering all the while where I would find the leather
- bag. No such luck as getting it off the dresser. No,
- he would surely have it under his pillow. After a long
- wait at the door of their room my ears picked up the
- woman’s gentler breathing. They both slept the sleep
- of young, healthy, tired workers, and I could wish
- for nothing more. There was light enough from the
- window to enable me to look over the dresser. The
- pouch was not there and I prayed it wouldn’t be in
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_308">[308]</span>one of the drawers, for of all the abominable obstacles
- that balk the burglar of a sleeping room the bureau
- drawer is the first and worst.</p>
-
- <p>After wasting the better part of an hour going
- through the room, I concluded the thing was under
- his head. Kneeling beside his pillow, I put the gun
- beside me on the floor, ready to my hand, where I
- could get it and stick him up if he woke up on me.
- The sleeper was lying on his back. His head was on
- the middle of his pillow, and directly beneath it was
- the leather bag.</p>
-
- <p>A watch or purse may be taken from under a pillow
- with ease, but an object the size of this bag I wanted
- will shift the pillow when it is withdrawn. It pulls
- the pillow with it, the pillow pulls the sleeper’s head
- with it, and he wakes up. When the burglar gets up
- against this, he has to put one hand against the end
- of the pillow, holding it in place, while he tugs gently
- at the spoils below.</p>
-
- <p>Whether it was my pulling on the pouch I don’t
- know, but the sleeping man stirred uneasily and his
- regular breathing stopped. I shrank down lower
- beside the bed, one hand under his head and the other
- at the pillow, breathless from the intense
- concentration and suspense. He stirred again and then
- floundered heavily over on his side, his back to me and his
- head off the leather. I could not hear him breathe. I
- was sure he was awake, but not alarmed. After a
- heart-breaking fifteen minutes his sleep became natural
- again, and I slowly, softly pulled the pouch free from
- under his pillow. It was mine now, and it was my
- business to hold on to it.</p>
-
- <p>I took as long going downstairs as I did going up,
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_309">[309]</span>and at last made my way out of the house, closing the
- kitchen door softly behind me. Putting my shoes on,
- I hastened away to plant the money. In the
- neighborhood was a big vacant lot, its boundaries marked by
- a row of broken and leaning fence posts from which
- the boards had been taken for firewood or other uses.
- Pulling one of the loose posts from its place, I threw
- the pouch in the hole and jammed the post down on
- top of it. The gun and instruments I threw into a
- small stream near by. I wanted to be entirely clean
- of anything incriminating in case I was suspected,
- arrested, and searched.</p>
-
- <p>In the security of my room I went over the night’s
- work. After an hour’s thought I could think of but
- one more thing I ought to do. My socks might have
- picked up dirt or dust around the house. A particle
- of dust, a piece of thread or lint or raveling of cloth
- might convict me if suspicion fell on me. Taking the
- socks off my feet, I went out and threw them in a
- lot.</p>
-
- <p>Fully satisfied that I had done everything possible
- to insure safety, I returned to the hotel. Daylight
- was coming on. Going upstairs I met the porter
- coming down to open up. He gave me a sleepy
- “good-morning,” and I went on to my room and to bed, but
- not to sleep. I was in the dining room as usual about
- seven o’clock. The room was noisy, every one was
- talking at once. A tall man got up from the table,
- saying in a loud Western drawl: “Waal, I’m fer
- lynchin’ ’em if we git ’em.” A quiet-spoken
- Englishman next me at the long table told me all about the
- burglary. Out in the street I saw with some concern
- that the town was on fire with excitement.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_310">[310]</span>I got through the forenoon all right, standing
- around the street discussing the burglary with
- acquaintances I had made in the town, doing more listening
- than talking. At noon, when I went into the hotel
- for dinner, the constable, the hotel men, and the porter
- I met on the stairs in the early morning were standing
- at the bar with their heads together talking earnestly.
- When they saw me they quit talking and went out on
- the sidewalk. One glance from the constable told me
- I was suspected. I saw that the porter had done his
- deadly work; I was due for a lot of questioning.
- Along in the afternoon the superintendent of the mine
- where the payroll belonged got into town and took
- charge of things. There was a powwow in the
- magistrate’s office. I saw the hotel porter go in, and braced
- myself to take the blow.</p>
-
- <p>In a few minutes the constable came out and over
- to me where I stood with a crowd of natives. “Please
- step inside, young man,” he said. Inside a group of
- men were seated and I was given a chair. I was
- determined to answer no questions. No use in going
- into long, detailed explanations of my movements and
- have them exploded and discredited on investigation,
- and thus strengthen the case against myself.</p>
-
- <p>The magistrate began on me. “Young man, we
- want you to explain your business here. Who you
- are, where you’re from, and what you do for a living?
- You are suspected as the burglar who last night
- entered the express agent’s house and made off with
- four thousand and eight hundred dollars cash. You
- were seen entering your hotel at daylight this
- morning. Explain that to us.”</p>
-
- <p>My mind jumped back to the floggings, the dark
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_311">[311]</span>cells with their bread and water, to my escape from
- jail, and to every other hardship I had accepted
- without weakening, and I laughed at him. Here was a
- little, pompous fat man blustering under his black
- skullcap behind a cheap table with a few legal papers
- on it, trying to make me talk.</p>
-
- <p>I said to him: “Did you ever sleep in my hotel?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes,” he answered, forgetting his dignity.</p>
-
- <p>“Well, then, you know that the wash room and
- toilet are in a covered space between the two wings of
- the building, outside and at the rear, and to get to
- them you go down the back stairs and out a back
- door.”</p>
-
- <p>“Very well,” he replied, “now tell us why you were
- at the depot the last two times the payroll was left
- off. Why you followed it up to the mine, and why
- you followed the agent home last night.”</p>
-
- <p>I brazened it out with all the indignation I could
- muster, reminding him that I was a British subject and
- it was my right to stand mute and answer no questions.
- The mine superintendent said to the others so I could
- hear him: “My men want to lynch somebody; I don’t
- know whether I can control them.” I knew all about
- miners and knew they never lynched anybody
- anywhere. I knew I was in Canada where lynching never
- flourished.</p>
-
- <p>I turned to a group of miners at the back of the
- room. “This man says you want to lynch me. Before
- you do it, I want to know why.”</p>
-
- <p>One of them, a giant, red-headed Irishman with
- shaggy, white eyebrows and pebbly blue eyes, said:
- “Don’t worry, me boy, there’ll be no lynchin’ here.”</p>
-
- <p>Turning to the magistrate, I said: “You telegraph,
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_312">[312]</span>at my expense, the Minister of Justice at Ottawa that
- this man,” pointing to the superintendent, “is trying
- to incite these miners to lynch me. And I want a copy
- of the telegram and my request made a matter of
- record in your office.”</p>
-
- <p>The magistrate looked confused. The
- superintendent said, “I’ll make the complaint. I want this man
- held.” The constable arrested me “In the queen’s
- name,” searched me and locked me in the town jail, a
- one-room affair in a lot back of his house. He brought
- me blankets and supper, and left me to meditate in
- silence and privacy. I went over everything again.
- The shoe was on the other foot this time; they hadn’t
- a thing on me. No court in Christendom would convict
- me on those shreds of suspicion. I rolled up in the
- blankets and went to sleep with the comfortable
- thought that the forty-eight hundred dollars might
- help me to forget the awful lashing I took at New
- Westminster when I got to San Francisco or Chicago
- with them.</p>
-
- <p>Next morning in court it was shown by witnesses
- that I was at the depot twice when the money arrived;
- that I went to the mine once on the same train with
- it; and a woman testified that she saw me walking
- behind the station agent and his neighbors as they
- went home the night of the burglary. The porter who
- spilled the beans finished the trial by testifying that
- he met me on the stairs in the early morning; that I
- was nervous, acted suspiciously, and tried to avoid
- him.</p>
-
- <p>I made no defense, but set up a loud and long
- protest that did no good. I was held for trial and
- whisked away to the provincial jail. I was convinced
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_313">[313]</span>that the mine superintendent had engineered the thing
- on the theory that I was guilty and in hopes that
- something would transpire in his favor while I was waiting
- to be tried.</p>
-
- <p>The provincial jail was like the one I escaped from.
- The jailer was sober and decent, giving me plenty of
- books and fair treatment. I had a cell to myself,
- kept away from the other prisoners, tried my case
- mentally every day, and got acquitted every time, and
- at night I spent large chunks of the payroll that was
- so securely planted in the post hole.</p>
-
- <p>After three months of leisure, reading and pleasant
- anticipations, I went to court. A judge had arrived
- for the fall assizes and mine was the only felony case.
- The witnesses were all there. I pleaded not guilty
- and my case was set for trial at two o’clock in the
- afternoon. The judge asked if I had counsel. I told
- him I had no lawyer and didn’t want one; that I had
- but little money and would need it when I was
- acquitted.</p>
-
- <p>“Better get counsel,” he snapped. “A defendant
- that tries his own case has a fool for a lawyer.”</p>
-
- <p>I replied by asking him to read the testimony from
- the lower court before wasting his time trying me.</p>
-
- <p>While I was eating dinner the mine superintendent
- came to my cell and said if I would give up the money
- I could go free. I threatened to sue him for false
- imprisonment when I got out. He went away mad.
- I decided they wanted me to get a local lawyer in hopes
- I would unbosom myself to him so he could do the
- same with them.</p>
-
- <p>At two o’clock I was back in court. The judge
- was a brusque, businesslike little old man with the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_314">[314]</span>brisk, aggressive air of a terrier. His hair was clipped
- short and his cropped beard grew in every direction.
- He wore a coarse suit of tweeds, hobnailed shoes, and
- a cheap flannel shirt, with a linen collar and no tie.
- He had two sheets of paper in his hand, looking at
- them.</p>
-
- <p>“Have you anything more than this?” he asked the
- Crown counsel.</p>
-
- <p>“Nothing, Your Lordship.”</p>
-
- <p>“And do you expect me to try a man on this ragged
- rot?” Throwing the papers on his desk, he turned
- toward me. “Defendant discharged.”</p>
-
- <p>I walked out and over to the jail, where I got my
- belongings—forty dollars, a pocketknife, and a lead
- pencil. The constable who made the arrest followed
- me all over town—to the barber’s, the restaurant, and
- at last to the depot. A train came in going in the
- opposite direction from the scene of the burglary, and
- I boarded it without buying a ticket. He watched the
- train leave, but did not get on. At a junction I got
- off and traveled south to a stage-line connection, where
- I took the stage back in the direction of my money.
- After ten days of maneuvering and detouring, I
- reached a settlement off the railroad about thirty miles
- away from where I was arrested.</p>
-
- <p>Hiring a saddle horse there, I jogged away in high
- spirits, timing myself to get into the town about
- midnight, when I could lift the plant and be far away
- before daylight. Everything favored me as I rode
- into the town. There wasn’t a stray dog or cat on
- the back streets, and every soul was in bed asleep.
- Turning a corner, I came in sight of the big, vacant
- lot. Yes, there it was. My eye took in the row of
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_315">[315]</span>leaning, rotten posts down one side and across the
- front, then to the inner line of the lot where I put the
- leather pouch in its post hole. There seemed to be a
- change there. Was I at the right lot? Yes, there,
- a block away, was the house I entered, plain in the
- moonlight. My eye followed the route I took from
- the house to the lot. I pulled up the tired horse,
- certain I was at the right spot; and I was.</p>
-
- <p>But on top of the spot, directly on top of it, stood
- a long, wide, well-built, substantial, two-story frame
- building.</p>
-
- <p>That hour when I saw the money was lost to me
- was probably the saddest of my life. I never got a
- greater shock. I am telling this story because it is an
- interesting incident, not to cause anybody misery or
- mirth. Yet I know that any thief reading it will
- groan in sympathy with me. The honest reader will
- laugh and say: “It served him right.”</p>
-
- <p>In the last ten years I have learned money-honesty.
- I have come to like it, it has become a habit. I
- practice it daily. Some day I may learn to laugh at the
- loss of that forty-eight hundred, but I’ll never learn
- to like laughing over it. It will never become a habit
- to be practiced daily.</p>
-
- <p>Slumping off the horse, I threw the bridle rein over
- his head, left him standing patiently in the street, and
- walked stiffly over to the building. As near as I could
- judge one corner of it was directly over the spot
- where I made my plant. The front and one side of
- it covered the line where the decayed fence had
- formerly marked the boundary of the lot. Small barred
- windows in the cement foundation showed there was
- a basement and crushed my hopes that the money might
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_316">[316]</span>be under the building. A careful survey of the place
- convinced me that the payroll was gone and there was
- no use in hanging around and inviting another pinch.
- Right here I should have muttered a string of oaths,
- thrown myself into the saddle, sunk my spurs, rowel
- deep, into the flanks of my horse, and dashed madly
- out of town. Sore from the long ride, I was barely
- able to throw a stiff leg over the saddle and settle
- down in it. Turning the horse’s head in the direction
- of his home, I threw the reins on his neck and let him
- jog along as he liked. I was crushed. It was an hour
- before I could think rationally. Then the question
- came into my mind that is in your mind now, reader.
- Who got the money?</p>
-
- <p>I wish I could tell you, but I can’t. I don’t know.
- I wish I could tell what became of Julia, the girl from
- Madam Singleton’s. I wish I could tell you what was
- done at the Diamond Palace when the tray of stones
- was missed, and whether Chew Chee, the Chinese boy,
- was recaptured and had to go to prison.</p>
-
- <p>I can’t answer any of those questions. The nature
- of my business was such that I preferred to leave them
- unanswered rather than bring disaster by inquiring too
- closely. I know the mine payroll never got back into
- the owner’s hands. I assume it was found by a
- laborer, who kept it. The reconstruction of the
- finding of my money and the picturing of its finder
- furnished me with many hours of mental relaxation.
- Lying in the dungeon or in the hop joint or on the
- grass in the public parks, I pieced it together painfully.
- But never could I see the lucky finder as an honest
- man; nor by any effort of imagination could I ever
- picture him as putting the money to any good use.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_317">[317]</span>In the end, he always turned out to be a drunken,
- dissolute day laborer, sweating in the sun as he dug
- out the ditch for the foundation of that building. I
- saw him turn up the leather pouch with his shovel,
- seize it, open it stealthily, and thrust it inside his shirt.
- Then he threw down his shovel, walked over to the
- boss, and demanded his “time.”</p>
-
- <p>I heard the foreman say: “All right, you’re no good
- anyway. I was going to fire you to-night.”</p>
-
- <p>I followed the finder to the little depot where he
- bought a ticket to the wide-open joyful town of
- Montreal. There I watched him dissipate my money
- riotously in the slums. At last, and with great satisfaction,
- I saw him dead in the gutter without a dime, and
- followed his body to the morgue, where the coroner
- pronounced it a case of “acute alcoholism.”</p>
-
- <p>After a long tiresome ride I delivered the fagged
- horse to his owner and went off to a quiet spot to sum
- up and see how I stood with the world. My loss was
- not put down to poetic justice or attributed to the law
- of compensation. I just classified it as a mess of tough
- luck and tried to forget it. An inventory of my
- possessions showed one pocketknife, one pencil, a
- bandanna handkerchief, tobacco and papers, and nine
- dollars. I was a hundred miles away from any place
- where I could put my hands on a dollar without
- getting arrested at sunrise. I had no gun, no keys, no
- instruments. I was a shorn lamb. No one but myself
- was to blame for the shearing, and it was up to me to
- get busy and temper the wind as quickly as possible.</p>
-
- <p>In the way of clothes I had those I left Los Angeles
- in—overalls, blue shirt, a stout coat, and a cheap cap.</p>
-
- <p>After bumming a stage ride, beating my way over
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_318">[318]</span>a jerkwater branch road, and stowing away on a
- Columbia River boat loaded with dynamite and
- explosive oil for the mines, I got into one of the prosperous
- camps with a lone dollar in my pocket. The town was
- booming; crowded with miners, prospectors, and
- speculators. Beds were two dollars a night and meals a
- dollar. This caused me no uneasiness, for I knew it
- would be easier to get three dollars there than fifteen
- cents in the big cities where, in those days, a “chicken
- dinner” could be had for a dime and a “flop” on a bare
- floor for a “jit,” as the Southern negro affectionately
- calls his nickel.</p>
-
- <p>In a restaurant I met an old friend in the person
- of the waiter, who had formerly been a very active
- member of the “Johnson” family. He was still in
- good standing, although he had retired from the road
- after several unfortunate experiments with burglary
- and robbery. It was late at night; I took an hour to
- eat, and he listened with genuine sympathy to all the
- harrowing details of my latest experience. At the
- cash register, where he also officiated, my dollar was
- no good. He offered to share his room with me, and
- when I declined, explaining that I would be too busy
- to sleep, he magnanimously suggested that I “prowl
- the joint” he lived in. This looked all right, and I
- took his room key with the understanding that if
- anything went wrong in the place I could say I was
- looking for his room and he would alibi for me.</p>
-
- <p>It was late when I started to look through his hotel.
- I lost half an hour locating a sleeper with his door
- unlocked, and another half hour pulling his moneyless
- trousers from under his head, where he had placed
- them from force of habit. I fared better in another
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_319">[319]</span>room, and, calling it a night, hastened to my friend’s
- place to return his key and look over my takings.</p>
-
- <p>The restaurant was deserted. I joined him at a
- back table, where he sat cleaning a row of water
- glasses. Blowing his breath into one, like a housewife
- with a lamp chimney, he polished it carefully with a
- soiled napkin. “Did you score?” he inquired.</p>
-
- <p>“Yes,” I said.</p>
-
- <p>I spread my money on the table to look it over.
- My sad experience with the twenty-dollar bill had
- made me careful. The paper money looked safe
- enough, and so did the silver except one fifty-cent
- piece that was worn smooth and had a monogram
- engraved on one side of it—a pocket piece or
- keepsake.</p>
-
- <p>“Take this out in the back and throw it away,” I
- said to him; “it’s deadly poison.”</p>
-
- <p>Instead, he rang it up on the register, saying, “That
- will pay your check; no use wasting it. It will go to
- the bank in the morning.”</p>
-
- <p>I went to his room and to bed. At seven o’clock
- he came in with this amazing story, and I suggest a
- careful study of it by any young man who thinks
- stealing is an exact science, and all he has to do is outwit
- the coppers.</p>
-
- <p>“Thirty minutes after you left the restaurant,” said
- he, “a guy came in and ate his breakfast in silence.
- He laid down a five-dollar bill to pay his check and
- the four-bit piece you threw me was in the change I
- gave him. He jumped stiff-legged and began
- frothing at the mouth when he saw it.</p>
-
- <p>“‘I was robbed last night in my room. I had to
- wake the clerk up this morning and borrow five
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_320">[320]</span>dollars. This fifty-cent piece is mine. I had it last night.
- It has my initials on it. I’ve carried it five years.
- How did it get into your till?’</p>
-
- <p>“I told him I took it in an hour before from a short,
- stout, red-headed man with a broken nose and about
- forty years old. He is going to have a policeman
- at the place until the redhead shows up again. I
- promised to point him out if I see him anywhere.
- You’re safe; but you had better eat somewhere else
- for a while.”</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XXI</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">This</span> strange coincidence of the marked piece of
- silver more than ever convinced me of the necessity
- for keeping something ahead so I wouldn’t be forced
- to go out and take long chances for short money.
- With enough in my pocket now to last me a month,
- I gave the town a thorough canvassing for something
- worth while. I found many places that appeared to
- be advertising for a burglar, and the most promising
- was the big general store. It was packed to the roof
- with merchandise, and the owners, to save floor space,
- had placed the safe behind stairs, where it could not
- be seen from the street. I “pegged” the spot for a
- week and satisfied myself that after the store was
- closed at night no one entered it till opening-up time
- in the morning.</p>
-
- <p>The expression, “I have him pegged,” which has
- crept into common usage, is thieves’ slang pure and
- simple, and has nothing to do with the game of
- cribbage as many suppose. The thief, to save himself
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_321">[321]</span>the trouble of staying up all night watching a spot
- to make sure no one enters after closing hours, puts
- a small wooden peg in the door jamb after the place
- is locked up. At five or six o’clock in the morning
- he takes a look. If the peg is in place the door has
- not been opened. If it is found lying in the doorway,
- that means somebody has opened the door in the
- night. If he finds the place is visited in the night he
- must then stay out and learn why and at what time
- and how often. He now has the place “pegged” and
- plans accordingly or passes it up as too tough.</p>
-
- <p>Dynamite and drills were to be had for the taking
- at any mine. I invited my friend, the waiter, to “come
- in on the caper,” but he declined for the very good
- reason that he had “done enough time.” Compared
- with the work I had put in getting the mine payroll
- this was simple and I went against it alone, confident
- of success and glad I wouldn’t have to split the money
- with anybody. The “box” was of a make that has
- long been extinct. It was an experiment on the part
- of the manufacturers, and a costly one, for the “box
- men” soon found a fatal weakness in its make-up and
- hungrily sought them out till the last one went into
- the junk pile.</p>
-
- <p>The one I had designs on looked more like an
- old-fashioned clothes closet than a receptacle for money.
- Its four wheels rested on a heavy wooden platform
- that served to reënforce the thin floor of the
- storeroom. The work of putting a hole in it, placing the
- “shot,” and laying a five-minute fuse took an hour.
- The man that does this kind of work alone must now
- take a look at the street to be sure there are no late
- stragglers around. When he satisfies himself on this
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_322">[322]</span>point he returns and lights his fuse. While it is
- burning he goes back to the street some distance away
- and plants himself in a hall or doorway till he hears
- the explosion. Then when he is satisfied there is no
- alarm, he goes after his money.</p>
-
- <p>I was in the door of an all-night saloon when my
- explosion arrived. Nobody appeared on the street
- and after a few minutes I went back to the store to
- finish the business. Inside, I saw that my “shot” had
- resulted in something entirely unforeseen. The outer
- plate of the door was torn from its place and lying
- to one side, bent and twisted. The force of the
- explosion had shifted the ponderous box from its platform.
- It had fallen forward on its face and ten sturdy
- burglars couldn’t have turned it over. Had it remained
- upright the money would have been mine in five
- minutes. Lying on its face, its contents were as safe from
- me as if they had been in the town bank. The next
- day a gang of men turned it partly over and one of
- the clerks finished opening it with a crowbar I left in
- the store.</p>
-
- <p>The storekeepers said “there was nothing in the
- safe anyway.” My friend, the waiter, who stood by
- when it was opened, said they hurried to the bank
- with a fat package and “what was in it was plenty.”</p>
-
- <p>This failure took the heart out of me for a few
- days, and I don’t know what depths of despondency
- I might have wallowed in but for my friend. He
- suggested, with the best intentions I am sure, that I take
- a job washing dishes in the place where he worked.
- This was a jolt to my pride. Of course I had nothing
- against dishwashers or dishwashing. I saw that any
- able-bodied dishwasher would have more to show for
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_323">[323]</span>his ten years’ hard work than I had for mine, and if
- I had been in the notion of going to work I would
- have taken that kind of job as quick as any. But the
- thought of working was as foreign to me as the
- thought of burglary or robbery would be to a settled
- printer or plumber after ten years at his trade. I
- wasn’t lazy or indolent; I knew there were lots of
- easier and safer ways of making a living, but they
- were the ways of other people, people I didn’t know
- or understand, and didn’t want to. I didn’t call them
- suckers or saps because they were different and worked
- for a living. They represented society. Society
- represented law, order, discipline, punishment. Society
- was a machine geared to grind me to pieces. Society
- was an enemy. There was a high wall between me
- and society; a wall reared by myself, maybe—I wasn’t
- sure. Anyway I wasn’t going to crawl over the wall
- and join the enemy just because I had taken a few
- jolts of hard luck.</p>
-
- <p>I did go over the wall in the end and take my hat
- off to society and admit I was wrong, but I didn’t do
- it because of discouragement, because I was afraid of
- the future, because of the police. I didn’t do it because
- I realized I was wrong; I knew I was wrong years
- before. I did it because—but that’s a separate story,
- to be told later, in its place.</p>
-
- <p>So, instead of following the waiter’s advice, I busied
- myself with a few careful hotel burglaries, got a small
- bankroll together again, bought some presentable
- clothes, and kept looking around for a decent piece
- of money. The booming mining town had its share
- of gamblers, women of the night, thieves, and hop
- fiends—nearly all of them renegades or fugitives from
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_324">[324]</span>the “American side.” Their leisure time was given
- to drinking or smoking hop. I had weaned myself
- from gambling. I was naturally a light drinker. So
- it fell out that, in this town of no amusements, the hop
- joint claimed me.</p>
-
- <p>One afternoon as I lay smoking my day’s portion
- of hop a voice, a woman’s voice, strangely familiar,
- came to me through a thin partition from the
- adjoining room. When she finished talking to the Chinese
- boy that attended the hop layouts, I fell to wondering
- who the speaker could be. My contact with women
- had been very limited, and it didn’t take much
- elimination to fix the voice as that of the street girl of
- Chicago, the girl from whose crib I had carried the
- dead man; the girl I avoided because I believed she
- had carelessly killed him with an overdose of some
- drug. Just to satisfy myself that I was right, more
- than anything, I got up and stepped into her room.
- No mistake; it was she. She knew me instantly and
- I needed no introduction, no sponsor.</p>
-
- <p>Irish Annie had changed. She was now a
- well-poised, confident woman. The world had treated her
- better than it does most of her kind, and yet she was
- not spoiled. She instantly referred to “that awful
- night,” and sincerely acknowledged the service I had
- done her. We compared notes roughly. She had left
- Chicago to avoid going to jail for a theft, and after
- many hardships and adventures found herself in this
- British Columbia mining camp. A lucky prospector
- in the mines, finding himself rich overnight, had bought
- an establishment for her and she was prospering.</p>
-
- <p>To show her gratitude to me, she gave a blowout at
- her place, introduced me to her “girls” as “an old
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_325">[325]</span>friend from the States,” set a room apart for me, and
- insisted upon me making her home my home. The
- Chinese boy brought meals to my room, a hop layout
- was procured so I could smoke in peace and security.
- My room was more comfortable than any I could have
- had in a hotel, the meals were better than at the
- restaurants, I was treated with deference by everybody
- in the place, so I remained there. I paid the rent
- on rent day, ordered the liquors and provisions, and
- “slipped” the town marshal his “once a week.” The
- Tenderloin, the marshal, and his deputies accepted
- me as Annie’s protector and the man about the
- place—something I was not and did not aspire to be. I
- didn’t take the trouble to enlighten them. I preferred
- to have them believe anything rather than the truth.
- This would make my stealing easier.</p>
-
- <p>This soft life that loomed before me in Irish Annie’s
- had about as much lure for me as the dishwashing
- job. Without taking her into my confidence, I went
- on with my burgling. That was my trade and I would
- not leave it for a job in a restaurant, a “job” in
- Annie’s, or a position in a bank.</p>
-
- <p>Winter came with a rush and a roar. I had thought
- of getting away from the North, but it came before
- I was prepared and there was nothing to do but stick
- it out with the others.</p>
-
- <p>Of all the gamblers that found their way into this
- camp “Swede Pete” was probably the cleverest. I
- knew him from towns on the “American side,” where
- he played in all the big poker games with more or less
- success. He submitted a scheme to me that looked
- very good. His plan was to buy a box of playing
- cards, mark each deck, and have me, as a capable
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_326">[326]</span>burglar, go into one of the big poker rooms, open the
- card locker, and substitute his box of marked cards
- for a box of legitimate cards belonging to the house.
- I looked at the place and saw my end of the business
- would be simple. He went to work on his cards, and
- after many days and nights of patient toil put his
- “work” on them so he could read them from the back
- as easily as from the front. When he had replaced
- the seals on each deck and on the box that contained
- them, he put them in my hands and it was but an hour’s
- work for me to put them in the locker and return to
- him the full box that his had replaced.</p>
-
- <p>The following night he sat in the game as usual.
- Whenever he lost a pot he threw the unlucky deck
- on the floor and ordered a fresh one. After a night
- or two of this, the gamekeeper had to open a fresh
- box. This was our box and Pete’s luck changed at
- once. In a couple of nights’ play he got the long end
- of the money in the game. From what I heard and
- saw I estimated his winnings, or stealings, at three
- thousand dollars. It was understood that the money
- should be split evenly between us. When he gave
- me my end of it he declared he had won but fifteen
- hundred and that he had to have a man in the game
- with him and the money had to go three ways. I
- took the five hundred dollars knowing I was getting
- the worst of it and wondering how I could get even.</p>
-
- <p>Pete was a big, six-foot, blond giant, good-natured,
- generous, and with a laugh you could hear a block.
- Everybody liked him; he was a good spender and a
- good loser. He carried a bankroll of several thousand
- dollars, as I knew, but the thought of robbing him
- never entered my mind till he burnt me in the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_327">[327]</span>marked-card transaction. He was interested in a saloon and
- had a game of his own in a rear room. I watched
- him carefully and learned that when the game and the
- bar were closed for the night he put his bankroll in
- the cash register, locked it, and went to bed in a
- comfortable little room that adjoined the big barroom.
- Apparently his money was safe. He left his room
- door open; the register could not be opened without
- waking him.</p>
-
- <p>After thinking the matter over pro and con, I
- decided to beat off the barroom, carry the register out
- and into the alley and smash it open with an ax. Every
- night for a week I watched him from across the street
- and saw him make up his cash for the day, then put
- his own money in the register, lock it carefully, and
- go into his bedroom. Satisfied on this point, I
- now kept away from his place so as not to be too
- fresh in his mind on the morning after I got his
- money.</p>
-
- <p>At last a stormy night came that drove everybody
- off the street. I kept out of the neighborhood of Pete’s
- place till four o’clock in the morning. I had no trouble
- getting into the barroom through a door opening into
- the hall that separated the saloon from the hotel office.
- Carefully removing a lot of glasses from around the
- register, I lifted it and placed it on the bar. Then I
- had to go around the bar, pick it up again, and carry it
- out into the hall where I put it on a table while I went
- back to close the door. All the while Swede Pete was
- snoring like a horse.</p>
-
- <p>Lifting the heavy weight again, I made my way
- slowly to the sidewalk. Groping along in the blinding
- storm of snow and sleet, I missed my footing and fell
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_328">[328]</span>flat on my back with the heavy register fair on my
- chest. Its sharp edge dug into my ribs and although
- I never went to a doctor, I believe to this day a couple
- of them were cracked or splintered. Unable to lift it
- again, I tied my handkerchief in the grill work at the
- top of the thing and painfully dragged it to an opening
- between two buildings and down into the alley where I
- had planted an ax.</p>
-
- <p>I was morally certain Pete’s money was in it. I saw
- him put it there the night before, but on this last night
- I had kept away, not caring to be seen about his place.
- There was one chance in a million that he hadn’t
- locked the register, so before attacking it with the ax I
- touched one of the keys. The bell did not ring, but the
- cash drawer opened. But to my dismay it did not slide
- out with the slow, labored, obese movement of a cash
- drawer loaded with heavy gold and silver; instead it
- shot out with a thin, empty, hollow jerk that told me
- there was nothing in it.</p>
-
- <p>With numb and freezing fingers I explored the little
- cups only to find them bare of coin. The compartments
- in the back gave up no fat bankroll. The thing was as
- empty and as inviting as a new-dug grave. This last
- blow was too much for my philosophy. Cursing the
- snow and sleet and every organic thing, I started back
- determined to go into Pete’s bedroom and search for
- his money. I was too late. At the door I looked into
- the hall and saw the porter limbering up for another
- day’s work.</p>
-
- <p>Sad and sore I turned away and trudged through the
- storm to my room at Irish Annie’s where I found food
- and drink and light and heat and the consoling hop
- layout.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_329">[329]</span>I was out early the next afternoon to find out what
- had happened at Swede Pete’s that caused him to shift
- his money. He was around town drunk as a ragman,
- going from one bar to another, buying drinks for all
- hands, and telling with great relish how he had saved
- his bankroll from the “burglars.” I heard his
- boisterous laugh as I was passing one of the saloons and went
- in to get an earful. He threw an American
- twenty-dollar piece on the bar, and as it bounced up and down,
- roared: “Yump, you beggar, yump! Many times I
- ha’ to yump for you.” Then everybody was invited
- to drink and listen to his tale.</p>
-
- <p>I gathered from it that his cash register “bane on
- the bum.” Something got wrong with its locking
- arrangement the night before, and Pete took his money
- to bed with him. “Ay take the old bankroll and throw
- her under the mattress and lay my two hundred pounds
- Swede beef on her,” he finished with a roar. Then,
- bouncing another gold piece on the bar, he ordered it to
- “yump” and the house to drink. If he suspected me he
- didn’t show it, and I went out not relishing his talk or
- his liquor. I thought of sticking him up, but he knew
- my voice and that wouldn’t do. I thought of
- chloroform, but my awful experience with the Chinamen
- warned me against it. I had no desire to get tangled
- up with Pete’s “two hundred pounds Swede beef”
- that wasn’t beef at all, but bone and muscle he put on
- in his youth as a laborer in the Northwest lumber
- camps. After much thought, I let him go and gave him
- up as a total loss.</p>
-
- <p>I don’t know what the statistics show, but I should
- say that for every five hundred burglaries one burglar
- gets arrested. On the other hand, my experiences
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_330">[330]</span>showed that if the burglar gets what he is after one
- time in five he is lucky.</p>
-
- <p>After my bad luck with the big Swede I sat down and
- gave my system of stealing a good overhauling. As
- near as I could calculate ten thousand dollars had
- slipped out of my hands since I left Los Angeles. I
- wasn’t satisfied to put this down to tough luck entirely.
- I saw that carelessness had something to do with it. I
- should have planted the mine payroll in a safer place.
- A more careful and experienced “blacksmith” would
- have taken measures to prevent that big safe from
- falling on its face and burying the money beyond reach,
- and in the matter of Swede Pete I was careless and
- overconfident, in not checking on him the night I went
- after his money. Figuring that my luck was about due
- to change for the better, I resolved to pull myself
- together, tighten up my system, and look around me
- for something else.</p>
-
- <p>If business houses took as much precaution in
- protecting themselves from thieves as thieves do in
- protecting themselves from the police, the business of
- burglary and robbery would reach the vanishing point
- in no time. Thieves are occasionally careless; business
- men are habitually so; both pay for their carelessness
- sooner or later.</p>
-
- <p>In looking about for some worth-while endeavor, I
- came upon an instance of carelessness on the part of a
- business man that I never saw equaled in all my years
- of stealing. It cost him a small fortune in diamonds
- and sent him into the bankruptcy court. The
- Christmas holidays were coming on, and the jewelry store in
- this mining camp spread out a display of stones that
- would have done credit to any large city. I was
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_331">[331]</span>naturally attracted; and began investigating the jeweler’s
- system. I found that he slept on the premises in a
- room back of his storeroom. He testified in court later
- that he carried no burglary insurance, that he could not
- get fire insurance because the town had no fire
- department, and that he slept in his store to protect himself in
- case of fire or attempted theft. I watched him closely
- through every business hour of the day—from seven to
- eight o’clock one day, from eight to nine the next, from
- nine to ten the next—and so on through the entire day
- from his opening hour till he closed at night. I found
- that he left his store in darkness to save on the light
- bill, and to my amazement I also found that, instead of
- locking his safe carefully and completely at night, he
- gave the combination knob only a quarter turn, leaving
- it “on the quarter,” or only partly locked and at the
- mercy of any one with a working knowledge of
- combination locks.</p>
-
- <p>This putting out of the lights and careless locking of
- his safe was entirely due to a feeling of security because
- he slept in his place of business.</p>
-
- <p>After gathering every scrap of information
- available, I was sure I could “take” the spot if I got a fair
- break on the luck. The rear room of the place was
- used as a workshop. This made it possible to enter
- the back door without waking the owner, who slept in
- a small room between the shop and the big front
- storeroom. When I decided to go against this thing, I sat
- down and looked far ahead.</p>
-
- <p>The stones would have to go to the “American side”
- to be disposed of in some big city. I decided on San
- Francisco and planned my route there. Irish Annie
- was no small problem. I had no intention of confiding
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_332">[332]</span>in her or giving her any part of the junk, if I got it. I
- was under no obligation to her. Our relations were
- just those of two social outcasts, thrown together by
- chance, and our parting could mean nothing to either
- of us. To disarm any suspicions she might have later
- on, I told her I planned to go to Carson City, Nevada,
- for the big fight between Fitzsimmons and Corbett.
- This would give me a reasonable excuse for leaving
- after the burglary.</p>
-
- <p>With the five hundred dollars I got from Swede
- Pete and more I had picked up around the hotels, I
- was amply supplied with expense money and had no
- worry on that point. Two weeks ahead I bought an
- old Indian cayuse and a cheap secondhand saddle and
- bridle, planning to ride across the boundary line fifteen
- miles distant, plant the junk, and return before the
- burglary was discovered.</p>
-
- <p>The old horse was staked out in a corral where I
- could get him at any time. I even rode to the
- “American side,” crossing the Columbia River, which marked
- the boundary, on the ice, and picked out a place to plant
- my stuff. A week ahead I rented a front room in a
- lodging house across the street and from my window
- watched every move in the store every evening. I saw
- the boss go out to dinner, leaving the place in charge
- of his clerk and an apprentice boy. I saw his man in
- the repair shop go out and away. I saw the boy go
- home after the boss returned, and later saw the clerk
- depart. An hour after, the owner began gathering the
- most valuable articles from show window and show
- cases, placing them in specially made trays and boxes
- that fitted snugly in the safe. Then the big door swung
- shut, and a quarter turn of the knob locked it so that it
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_333">[333]</span>could be opened quickly in the morning by the lazy,
- careless owner, or just as quickly at night by an
- industrious, careful burglar.</p>
-
- <p>My mistake in not checking Swede Pete the night
- before was not repeated here. When the final night
- came I stood in the snowstorm outside the window, cap
- pulled down and overcoat buttoned up, looking
- carelessly at the cheap articles he left there overnight.
- When he locked his safe as usual, I went back to my
- room across the street and saw him secure his front
- door, put out the lights, and go back into his bedroom.</p>
-
- <p>At one o’clock I was at the back door of the store
- and after a few minutes of the most careful work I
- stood in the warm workshop where a big stove still
- glowed in the dark. The doors inside were open to
- allow the warm air passage into the sleeper’s room and
- the front room beyond. I had all the luck at last.</p>
-
- <p>There was no serious obstacle. The sleeper slept
- on. The safe door opened as easy for me as for him.
- The inside of the safe was like a beehive—fifty watches,
- wound up, ticked noisily. Some years ago jewelers
- thought watches should be kept running all or part of
- the time to insure perfection. I believe this is no longer
- done. For fear their ticking should wake the sleeper
- when I passed through his room on my way out, I
- wrapped them in their box in my overcoat. Taking
- nothing else except some gold rings, all the stones, and
- what money was in the cash drawer, I closed the safe,
- went back out the rear door and, closing it carefully,
- departed unseen.</p>
-
- <p>All my junk went into a grain bag at the corral,
- where I kept the old cayuse. He was gentle as a dog,
- but the ticking of the watches almost drove him frantic.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_334">[334]</span>He reared and pawed and snorted in fear. I couldn’t
- get into the saddle, and had to snub him up to a tree
- where, for ten or fifteen minutes, I let him listen to
- the ticks and get over his fright. At last he cooled off
- and allowed me to mount him and turn his head south
- toward the “line.” Riding away, I looked back over
- the night’s work and thought with satisfaction that no
- human being could possibly suspect me of it.</p>
-
- <p>In the small town across the line I planted the stones
- and cash carefully in the plant I had prepared, but put
- the watches in another place where they could tick
- themselves out in security. At seven o’clock in the
- morning the faithful old horse was back in the corral,
- well fed and rubbed down, and I was in my room at
- Irish Annie’s. In the afternoon she came in with the
- small town “Extra” paper. I saw that this burglary,
- one of the simplest and easiest of my life, was by far
- the most profitable. Diamonds valued at twenty
- thousand dollars, wholesale price, fifty watches, five
- hundred dollars cash, and a parcel of gold wedding rings
- roughly outlined the loss. I immediately
- “pooh-poohed” the business to her, telling her I knew enough
- about burglary to see that it was an inside job and that
- it was done by the storekeeper to beat his creditors.
- She believed me and no suspicion whatever found
- lodgment in her mind.</p>
-
- <p>The next day’s paper questioned the burglary. It
- was hard to believe that any sane man could be guilty
- of such carelessness as the jeweler frankly admitted.
- He also admitted that the stock was taken on
- consignment, that the stones were not paid for, and that if
- they were not recovered he would be broke and
- bankrupted. The town was divided as to whether he had
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_335">[335]</span>robbed himself, and the marshal and his deputies
- remained dormant.</p>
-
- <p>I paid another week’s board for the old horse, and
- another week’s rent for the room opposite the
- jeweler’s. I had no use for them any more, but thought it
- safest not to give either of them up too soon and chance
- arousing suspicion.</p>
-
- <p>After a restless month I said good-bye to Annie and
- to the “Canadian side.” Leaving the watches and rings
- where they were, I dug up the plant of stones and cash,
- and went into Spokane, where I threw away my good
- clothes, put on overalls, a mackinaw coat, a
- lumberjack’s cap, and bought a cheap ticket to Seattle. There
- I changed again, buying an expensive outfit of clothes
- and other things necessary for the traveler. Three
- days later I was in San Francisco, safe, secure, and
- unsuspected.</p>
-
- <p>My first act was to put the stones in a safety box,
- tear up the receipt, and plant the key in a safe,
- convenient place. Then began the toughest part of the
- business, getting the stones off my hands and into cash.
- Day after day I sorted out the larger ones and in my
- room “unharnessed” them from their settings. Other
- articles, clusters and sunbursts, were left intact in their
- settings—to remove them would depreciate the value.
- I had many of the best stones reset and sold them for
- fair prices openly to bookmakers, prize fighters,
- jockeys, gamblers, and women about town. My money
- went into the bank, and for the first time in my life I
- carried a check book.</p>
-
- <p>I was careful, kept clean and sober and away from
- the hop joints and thieves’ hangouts. For once in my
- life I managed to get a fair price from pawnshops for
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_336">[336]</span>some of my junk. Taking one of the reset rings that
- was perfectly safe and impossible of identification, I
- would step into the pawnbroker’s at lunch time and
- always when there were other patrons in his place.
- The average thief is duck soup for the hockshop man.
- He will walk by the hockshop and look in. The
- hockshop man sees him and knows he has something “hot,”
- or crooked. If there is anybody in the place but the
- employees, the thief waits till they go out before going
- in. This convinces the pawnbroker he has a thief to
- deal with and he offers him half what he would offer
- an honest man with a legitimate article.</p>
-
- <p>Instead of sneaking into a hockshop, taking a ring
- out of my pocket, and saying, “How much can I get on
- this?” I walked in confidently, held out my finger with
- the ring on, and said: “I want to pledge this ring for
- one hundred dollars till pay day. My name is so-and-so.
- I work for such and such a firm. I lost some of my
- employer’s money at the race track and must have it
- to-night.”</p>
-
- <p>I always asked for a sum far in excess of what I
- expected, but that served to convince the pawnbroker
- I knew nothing about pawning things, that I was
- honest, that the ring was mine and that I would probably
- redeem it. After inspecting it, he would offer me much
- more than if he thought it was crooked. If it was
- redeemed he would get his big interest, and if not he
- would still be safely below the wholesale price, which
- is the dead line for him.</p>
-
- <p>In one way and another I unloaded most of my
- stones to advantage. I could go about with them one
- at a time in safety; they were impossible of
- identification when out of their original settings. While I was
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_337">[337]</span>trying to find some safe way of selling the pieces I had
- left in their settings, I met by chance a young chap I
- had known on the road. He had settled down, got
- married, and was making a semi-legitimate and
- uncertain living gambling. He was square enough, and I
- arranged with him to sell them for me. He was in San
- Francisco when the burglary was committed and was
- in no danger of being charged with it if he did get
- arrested.</p>
-
- <p>He got rid of them quickly to his friends in the
- Tenderloin and to small pawnshops, getting a price
- that satisfied me and left him a good profit. I cleaned
- everything up and quit with eight thousand dollars in
- the bank and several very nice stones that I wanted to
- keep. Of late I had thought of buying a saloon some
- time and leaving the burglary business. Now, as I
- looked over the small dives and joints with their
- hangers-around, their discordant pianos and beery-voiced
- singers, and drunken, bedraggled women, I found they
- had no attraction. Now that I could have one of those
- places I didn’t want it.</p>
-
- <p>The notion of going into any decent business never
- occurred to me. Without any definite notion of what
- to do, I settled down to have a few months of ease
- and relaxation. The race tracks and gambling houses
- were running wide open, but I kept away from them
- and didn’t get hurt. The wine dumps, the “Coast,”
- Chinatown, and the dingy dives that fascinated me
- when I first saw them, no longer held anything of
- interest.</p>
-
- <p>I’m not finding fault with these brave days of jungle
- music, synthetic liquor, and dimple-kneed maids, and
- anybody that thinks the world is going to the bowwows
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_338">[338]</span>because of them ought to think back to San Francisco
- or any other big city of twenty years ago—when train
- conductors steered suckers against the bunko men;
- when coppers located “work” for burglars and stalled
- for them while they worked; when pickpockets paid
- the police so much a day for “exclusive privileges” and
- had to put a substitute “mob” in their district if they
- wanted to go out of town to a country fair for a week.
- Those were the days when there were saloons by the
- thousand; when the saloonkeeper ordered the police
- to pinch the Salvation Army for disturbing his peace
- by singing hymns in the street; when there were
- race tracks, gambling unrestricted, crooked prize
- fights; when there were cribs by the mile and hop
- joints by the score. These things may exist now, but
- if they do, I don’t know where. I knew where they
- were then, and with plenty of money and leisure I did
- them all.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XXII</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">The</span> young fellow that helped me dispose of the
- stones was the wayward son of a fine family and it
- would not be right to them to use his name. I will call
- him “Spokane,” the monoger he was known by among
- his associates. He had been in San Francisco for years
- and was familiar with an underworld that I had seen
- very little of. Most of my life had been spent on the
- road or roughing it in out-of-the-way places, broken by
- a few months now and then in city slums. He
- introduced me into the elegant hop joints where we smoked
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_339">[339]</span>daily, into the hangouts of polished bunko men and
- clever pickpockets, into the gilded cafés and other
- exclusive and refined places of entertainment.</p>
-
- <p>I grew tired of this life after a few months and
- suggested to Spokane that he go up to the Canadian line
- and lift the plant of watches and rings. The burglary
- cry had died out and I had arranged to sell them all
- where they would never rise up to accuse me. This trip
- suited him, as it would give him a chance to visit his
- people in Spokane, Washington, and it pleased me to
- have him go because I didn’t want to take chances with
- the watches which were all numbered and easy of
- identification. I had left them behind me rather than carry
- the bulky package around and chance losing the more
- valuable stones because of it. I gave him a diagram
- of the spot where the plant was, supplied him with
- tickets and traveling expenses, and sent him on his way
- with instructions to express the parcel to the San
- Francisco express office, value it at twenty-five
- dollars, and tell the express agent it contained samples
- of ore.</p>
-
- <p>To make everything safe and sure, I further
- instructed him to stand at the depot when the train
- was in and make sure the parcel went into the express
- car, then to take a train the next day and come back to
- San Francisco by an indirect route which would protect
- him in case anything happened to the package en route.
- I put in a couple of anxious weeks, but he showed up in
- due time with the good news that he had located the
- junk without trouble and sent it along exactly as he had
- promised. He called for it at the express office the
- next day, but it hadn’t arrived. Not caring to make
- too much fuss over a package valued at twenty-five
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_340">[340]</span>dollars, we waited a few days before he went back for
- it. The express office was in Montgomery Street then,
- and I stood in the Palace Hotel entrance where I could
- look across the street and see him showing the receipt
- and arguing with the clerks. His willingness to go to
- the office every day convinced me he was on the square.
- He had a receipt for the package; I assumed it had
- gone astray.</p>
-
- <p>We talked the thing over and decided there was
- nothing to be afraid of. If the parcel had been seized
- by the police he would have been pinched at the express
- office. I began to get suspicious after a week and was
- for abandoning the whole thing, but Spokane insisted
- on making another call. From my spot across the
- street I saw two men fall on him when he spoke to the
- clerk and knew he was arrested.</p>
-
- <p>I went straight to my room, got everything and
- moved to another, where I sat down and tried to figure
- out what had happened and what to do. His arrest
- was a mystery, but it was plain to me that I must either
- jump out on him or stay and help. I was clean, there
- wasn’t a scrap of evidence against me. If I deserted
- him that might cause him to squawk, and with his
- testimony they could convict me if they got me. I knew
- the police would accuse him of the burglary and that
- he could and would convince them in an hour that he
- was in San Francisco when it occurred. That would
- start them on a hunt for another man, and that would
- bring them to me, for I had been seen with him daily
- for months. I saw I would be picked up; I saw they
- could prove I was in the town where the burglary
- was committed, and at the time. But they could get no
- further. The evidence to convict me was not in
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_341">[341]</span>existence. I could not be convicted without Spokane’s
- testimony.</p>
-
- <p>I was reasonably certain he would protect me if I
- protected him. I sent and found that the police had
- not been to the room I deserted; that meant he was
- standing up. I decided to stay and take a pinch and
- have the business settled while I had money to fight.
- After making this decision I cleaned up a few odds and
- ends of jewelry, put them away in my safety box, and
- left the key in a secure place. I took a thousand
- dollars in hundred-dollar bills and secreted it in different
- parts of my clothes. The pawn tickets had all been
- destroyed the minute we got them. I felt perfectly
- secure, and went openly around the hangouts waiting
- for the blow to fall.</p>
-
- <p>It came in a hurry, and to my surprise I was put in
- the cell occupied by Spokane. I learned later that the
- cell had some kind of listening arrangement, but we
- did not discuss our troubles. We were both “on the
- small book,” which meant incommunicado, but I
- promised a trusty prisoner a dollar if he would get word out
- to an attorney I had in mind. He was one of the
- leading criminal lawyers at that time, and had us both out
- to talk to him the next morning. The evening papers
- carried the story of my arrest and of the burglary.
- The attorney had read it, and seeing it was a case of
- considerable magnitude he came at once. He did not
- believe in any fat fees being held incommunicado.</p>
-
- <p>I gave him a substantial retainer and asked him to
- find out what we were charged with and what we were
- being held on. Spokane had got barely an hour’s sleep
- at one time in the three days he had been in.
- Policemen and detectives took turn about questioning him,
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_342">[342]</span>trying to wear him down to the weakening point. They
- now started on me, threatening, blustering, cajoling,
- wheedling, and promising. I made no statement except
- that I was innocent. There was no local interest in the
- case, and we were not mistreated. Captain
- Lindheimer, long dead now, was in charge of the city
- prison. He frowned on the beating-up of prisoners,
- and there was very little of it done when he was in
- charge. He was a very humane man, and of all the
- prisoners that passed through his hands I don’t recall
- ever hearing one with a harsh word for him.</p>
-
- <p>Our attorney had influence enough to get our meals
- sent from the outside; we bought clean, new blankets
- from the head trusty and plenty of opium, which we
- ate. Spokane’s wife was permitted to visit us, the
- police probably figuring they could follow her to
- something that would convict us. She had not
- been told anything, knew nothing, and could do us
- no harm.</p>
-
- <p>Out of my thousand dollars I got in with, I saw to it
- that she was taken care of. This was only fair to
- Spokane, and helped him to help me by keeping his mouth
- shut.</p>
-
- <p>The attorney could learn nothing except that we
- were being held on telegrams. “This is soft,” he said.
- “They can’t hold you on that. I’ll take you out on a
- writ of habeas corpus.”</p>
-
- <p>The next morning we went into court on the writ.
- The court gave the police twenty-four hours to get
- something more substantial than telegrams,
- threatening to liberate us if they failed. When we appeared
- the next day they had nothing except more telegrams,
- and we were discharged from custody.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_343">[343]</span>I grabbed the attorney’s hand. “Don’t get excited,”
- he said, “they’re not done with you yet.”</p>
-
- <p>Although the judge released us we were promptly
- rearrested at the courtroom door and put in our cell.
- The attorney applied for another writ. This was
- granted and we went to court again the next day, but
- were put over twenty-four hours on the plea of the
- police that witnesses were on their way from Canada.
- No witnesses appeared, and we were discharged only
- to be arrested again. The court warned the police
- that they would be in contempt if we were held longer
- without evidence.</p>
-
- <p>On our next day in court we were confronted by the
- chief of provincial detectives from Victoria with a
- warrant of extradition and a day was set for him to make
- his showing. One night a strange attorney came to me
- in the prison, told me he had had a talk with the judge,
- and that for a sum of money he would point out a flaw
- in the case that would upset the extradition plea. I
- sent for my attorney and asked his advice. He
- investigated, and told me to put up the money.</p>
-
- <p>When we went into court the Canadian officer
- produced his warrant. It was the biggest document I
- ever saw—a piece of parchment about three feet long,
- embossed, engraved, and signed and sealed with the
- seal of Queen Victoria—a formal demand from the
- British Government on the Secretary of State to deliver
- us over to the Canadian authorities. He had it in a
- bag carefully rolled and wrapped in paper. Taking it
- out carefully, reverently, he placed it in the judge’s
- hands.</p>
-
- <p>“Where did you get this document?” the court
- asked.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_344">[344]</span>“From Ottawa, the capital of Canada,” the officer
- answered.</p>
-
- <p>“Did you go to Ottawa yourself for it?”</p>
-
- <p>“No, it came to Victoria by mail.”</p>
-
- <p>Looking at it closely the judge pointed to a name
- signed at the bottom. “What’s this?” he asked.</p>
-
- <p>“That is the signature of Lord Aberdeen, governor
- general of Canada.”</p>
-
- <p>“Did you see him sign it?”</p>
-
- <p>“No.”</p>
-
- <p>“Hm,” said the judge, laying it down.</p>
-
- <p>Our lawyer picked it up and appeared to read it
- carefully. Turning to the officer, he asked: “How do
- you know that is Lord Aberdeen’s signature? Were
- you there when he signed it? Did you ever see him
- sign his name to any paper? Did you ever see Lord
- Aberdeen? What’s this thing?” He tapped the seal,
- the big red seal half as large as your hand.</p>
-
- <p>“That is the seal of Her Majesty, Queen Victoria
- of England,” the man answered, getting indignant and
- red in the face.</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, it is, is it? How do you know it is? Did you
- see her put it there? Is she here to identify it? There’s
- no Victoria here in this court, is there? This might be
- the seal of Jane Doe, a waitress. Anybody can have a
- seal. Do you think the court is going to recognize this
- thing? You’ll have to come in here with something
- better than that,” he said, throwing it on the floor and
- kicking it under a table.</p>
-
- <p>The officer got down from the witness stand, picked
- it up, brushed it off, and carefully put it away.</p>
-
- <p>The judge then said: “This court cannot recognize
- that as a valid document. You come here with a paper
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_345">[345]</span>demanding custody of these defendants, but we have
- here no proof that it is genuine. It might be a forgery.
- We know there is such a person as Lord Aberdeen, of
- Canada, but we have no proof that his signature is on
- that warrant. I cannot hold defendants on such
- evidence.”</p>
-
- <p>We were discharged again. I don’t know where the
- money went that I gave the lawyer who sold us the
- point that beat the extradition; I know the judge didn’t
- give us any the worst of it.</p>
-
- <p>We were arrested again at the door. That night we
- were indicted by the grand jury; I for bringing stolen
- property into the state of California, and Spokane for
- receiving it from me. The police saw we were framing
- and using money, so they, rather than be beaten, began
- framing us. Our cases were transferred into another
- court where they could do some fixing, and we couldn’t.
- The indictments meant that we would have to wait for
- trial. I began to get uneasy about the stones I had in
- the safety box. The police were tearing the town open
- for them, not knowing that nearly all of them had been
- sold. I told our lawyer where to get the key to the
- box, gave him a password, and told him to take the
- junk out and put it in some safe place. The police
- “tailed” every visitor we had and even the lawyer in
- hopes of locating the stones, and he had to be careful.</p>
-
- <p>Making another application for a writ of habeas
- corpus, which he knew would not avail us, he had the
- hearing set for ten o’clock in the morning. This
- alarmed the coppers and every one of them was at the
- courtroom when the case was called. Everybody was
- there but our attorney. The hearing was held up for
- fifteen minutes. During this fifteen minutes he was at
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_346">[346]</span>the safety vault lifting the plant, while every detective
- on the case was waiting in court. He came in, nodded
- to us, apologized to the court, and went on with the
- case with the parcel of loot in his pocket. The writ
- was denied, of course. I told him to put the stuff
- away, and he did.</p>
-
- <p>When I asked him about it later, he looked me
- straight in the eye and said: “Did you think I was
- damn fool enough to keep that stuff around me? Say,
- when court adjourned that day I went straight down
- to the foot of Powell Street and threw it in the bay.”</p>
-
- <p>This didn’t look just right to me, but what could I
- do? I was only a poor, honest burglar in the hands
- of a highway lawyer. He got us a copy of the
- testimony given the grand jury, and from it I learned
- what had caused our arrest—Spokane’s passion for
- gambling.</p>
-
- <p>After lifting the watches and rings in the little
- Northern town, he tried his luck at the faro table and
- lost his expense money. This forced him to open the
- parcel and sell a couple of the watches to a gambler
- for enough money to buy his return ticket. The next
- day the gambler took them to the town where I stole
- them, fifteen miles away, across the line, and tried to
- pawn them. He was arrested and told where he got
- them. In an hour the police learned about the express
- package of “sample ore” Spokane shipped. It was
- seized en route to San Francisco. There was a big
- reward for the burglar, and the Northern police,
- wanting it, decided to capture him. Instead of wiring to
- have him arrested the first time he went to the express
- office, they hurried here and got him themselves.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_347">[347]</span>Spokane was repentant, but it was too late. I did
- not reproach him.</p>
-
- <p>His wife was faithful, and devoted to him, and
- visited us daily at the prison, bringing papers and small
- delicacies. One evening, while we were chatting on a
- bench in the visiting room, an officer came and took
- him out to another room. Several policemen were
- standing around, and there seemed to be something
- stagy going on that I couldn’t understand. Suddenly,
- as I sat talking to Mrs. Spokane, a screen at the other
- side of the room was knocked aside and Irish Annie
- dashed from behind it, heaping abuse on me and trying
- to get her hands on my friend’s wife.</p>
-
- <p>Annie’s furious appearance was like a thunderbolt
- out of a clear sky. I saw instantly that she had been
- poisoned against me. I tried to talk to her but she
- wouldn’t listen, and the coppers stood between us
- pushing me away to make her think I was trying to get my
- hands on her and strangle her. Mrs. Spokane had
- collapsed on the bench, almost fainting from fear and
- wondering what it was about. Annie was led away
- screaming threats. Spokane’s wife went home, and we
- back to our cell where we tried to piece together this
- unexpected angle.</p>
-
- <p>I saw the police were playing my game better than
- I could. They knew I was trying to frame myself
- out; they began framing me in, and with Irish Annie
- they had a dangerous lead on me. It was plain to me
- that they had told her she was discarded for another
- woman; that they had called Spokane away to leave
- me alone with his wife while Annie watched from
- behind the screen. I could almost hear them saying to
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_348">[348]</span>her: “There you are. There’s the woman he left you
- for. There’s the woman he hung his diamonds on,
- and spends his money on. How he got her is a
- mystery to us; she’s a decent woman. She’s crazy about
- him and believes he is innocent.”</p>
-
- <p>Then Annie, too ready to believe herself “a woman
- scorned,” turned copper on me, knocked the screen
- away, and poured out the vials of her wrath. Still
- I wasn’t much alarmed about the case and I couldn’t
- help admiring the coppers for the way they tooled
- Annie and chiseled her out of her right senses. They
- assumed I was guilty; that gave them the right to
- assume that she, being my companion, knew something
- about the burglary. They were justified in getting it
- out of her by fair or unfair means. I knew she was
- ignorant of the least detail of it, and felt like laughing
- at them for wasting time on their elaborate scheme.</p>
-
- <p>Our attorney made many efforts to see her, but the
- police had her in a hotel under the eye of a matron,
- and he and his runners failed.</p>
-
- <p>At last he subpœnaed her as our witness and had her
- brought to his office. All his eloquence got nothing
- out of her. She was mute and stayed mute till the day
- of my trial. She had not been before the grand jury.
- We had no police-court examination and there was no
- way of finding out what she was going to say till she
- went into court. The attorney was apprehensive. I
- wasn’t. I told him of the night I first met her
- shivering in a Chicago doorway, of the warm clothing I got
- for her, and of the night I staggered out of her crib
- with the dead man over my shoulder. I told him in
- detail of our meeting in the North by chance, and of
- our relations there. He was old and wise. He shook
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_349">[349]</span>his head thoughtfully and quoted the poet’s line about
- scorned women and their hellish fury.</p>
-
- <p>The prosecution clamored for a speedy trial of the
- case. Almost ten thousand dollars had been spent by
- the Canadian authorities in retaining a firm of
- high-priced lawyers to prosecute; in transporting witnesses
- and paying hotel and other bills, and for private
- detectives hired to spy on the local police. Still no
- diamonds showed up. Spokane was offered a job with
- the Pinkerton Detective Agency if he would turn on
- me. I was promised my liberty if I would turn up the
- stones. We kept up our cry of innocence and made
- no statements at any time. A week before the day set
- for my trial, our attorney was stricken in his study and
- died in his chair, of heart failure.</p>
-
- <p>We had to get another lawyer and pay another stiff
- fee. I went over the case with him, but somehow was
- unable to convince him that I had not talked too much
- to Irish Annie.</p>
-
- <p>At my trial she swore, and she wasn’t
- mealy-mouthed about it, either, that I told her of the
- burglary when I was planning it; that I offered her part
- of the stones when I got them; that she was afraid to
- take them because they were stolen. She added that
- she would have notified the police then, but was afraid
- I would kill her or have her killed. On
- cross-examination she said she was not testifying in hope of a reward
- or in revenge; that she was glad to be rid of me, and
- hoped I would be sentenced to life so I couldn’t get out
- and murder her.</p>
-
- <p>The next witness was a pawnbroker the police dug
- up. Spokane had sold him a piece of jewelry. It was
- identified by the loser and put in evidence. The witness
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_350">[350]</span>identified me as the one who sold it to him and
- produced his book showing a fictitious name Spokane had
- signed. I got alarmed and protested loudly. Spokane,
- who was in court, jumped up and cried out to the
- judge that he pawned the article. The court ordered
- him to sit down, and my lawyer told him if he testified
- to that, he would be convicted on his own statement of
- receiving it from me, when his trial came on. Our
- attorney tried to get a sample of my handwriting
- before the jury. The prosecutors objected, and the
- judge ruled that no exemplars could be admitted in
- evidence unless they were written before the burglary
- was committed. I could not dig up any that old, and
- the case went to the jury with no defense except my
- sworn denial of guilt.</p>
-
- <p>When the jury disappeared in their room and court
- was adjourned, I lit a cigarette. Before I had half
- finished, the jury was back with their verdict, “Guilty,
- as charged.”</p>
-
- <p>Spokane’s trial was set, but I made affidavit that he
- was an innocent tool in the matter, and he was
- dismissed. He worried himself sick because of his
- carelessness in getting me arrested and in a few months
- fell a victim of tuberculosis. His devoted wife
- contracted it in nursing him and long before I was at
- liberty they were both dead and buried.</p>
-
- <p>In due time I was sentenced to eight years at
- Folsom. The case went on appeal to the supreme court
- and I settled down for a long wait in the old Broadway
- county jail. My case gave me food for much
- interesting thought. I was guilty. Justice had overtaken me.
- But let us see how justice fared. It seemed to me that
- the blind goddess got a tough deal herself.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_351">[351]</span>Everybody connected with the case outraged her. The first
- judge took money. The coppers framed me in. The
- witnesses perjured themselves. The second judge was
- so feloniously righteous that he stood in with the
- framing. My lawyer was a receiver of stolen
- goods—even stole some from me. And the police told me that
- the Jewelers’ Association beat them out of the reward.</p>
-
- <p>That’s one side of the case; here’s another. The
- jeweler was bankrupt. The Canadian authorities spent
- ten thousand dollars. The state of California had to
- feed and clothe me while I was in prison.</p>
-
- <p>Here’s another side of it. Spokane and his wife
- died of T.B. that he contracted while in jail; and
- “justice” overtook Irish Annie for what she had done
- to me.</p>
-
- <p>Not very pleasant reflections; especially when I had
- to admit to myself that I was the cause of everything
- from the burglary to the punishment of Annie, and all
- that happened in between them. Yet this burglary is
- by no means unique. It frequently happens that the
- initial loss in dollars and cents is as nothing compared
- to the wrong and injury that radiate from such crimes
- like ripples on a pond.</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XXIII</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">My</span> first few months in the county jail were put in
- hard enough. About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and
- plan ways and means to revenge myself on her. I kept
- close track of her through friends and learned that her
- punishment began the day she got back to Canada.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_352">[352]</span>Her girls left her establishment when they saw her
- turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned
- her as if she had the leprosy. Finding herself cast
- out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could
- and joined the gold rush to Alaska.</p>
-
- <p>Then, just when my bankroll had melted away under
- the heavy expense of two attorneys’ fees and
- incidentals, and I was beginning to wonder if I would finish
- by having to eat the jail fare, a number of mysterious
- money orders came to me from Nome and Skagway.
- I couldn’t but think this was conscience money from
- Annie. This took the edge off my hatred and I began
- making excuses for her. After I had several hundred
- dollars, the money orders stopped coming. No letter
- or explanation came, and I remained mystified. At
- last a prisoner who was brought into the jail en route
- to San Quentin from Alaska put an end to my guessing.</p>
-
- <p>Irish Annie was dead. My informant was very
- discreet and mentioned no names. “Certain people,”
- he said, “and good people, too, found out that she had
- a bunch of dough. They went into her crib, tied her
- up, and took it. When they went out, one of them
- said to the others: ‘Black is in the county jail in San
- Francisco. He ought to have one end of this money.
- That woman put him there.’</p>
-
- <p>“They didn’t know she had snitched on you and
- objected to splitting you in with the coin. The first
- party, your friend, went back into the crib, and croaked
- her. When he came out he said: ‘I’ve done that for
- Black. Now, does he get his end?’</p>
-
- <p>“You got it, didn’t you?”</p>
-
- <p>I acknowledged the money and asked no questions.
- My attorney learned later, and told me, that when she
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_353">[353]</span>was found dead and her body identified, the police
- began a search for me, and the only thing that saved
- me was my jail alibi, the only alibi that ever convinced
- anybody.</p>
-
- <p>With Annie off my mind I then began hating the
- pawnbroker. But before I went to Folsom he was
- charged with perjury in another case and went broke
- saving himself from a prison sentence, and I put him
- out of my mind.</p>
-
- <p>I didn’t worry about the coppers framing me in. I
- started it. It was their business to put me away if they
- could, and if they hadn’t played my game I would
- have beaten the case on them. It has always been a
- question with me where this framing and jobbing
- started; whether the defense originally began it and
- forced the prosecutor and police to do it in self-defense,
- or whether it was the other way around. I never
- could find the answer; long ago I gave it up and filed
- it away with that other old question about the hen and
- the egg.</p>
-
- <p>My attorney knew his business. He held me in the
- county jail till my last dollar was gone, and I refused
- to “write for more money” as he suggested. When I
- was leaving for Folsom he showed up at the jail and
- asked me for my watch, the only thing of value I had
- left.</p>
-
- <p>“You won’t have any use for it up there,” he said.
- “Give it to me and I’ll get you a job in the warden’s
- where you’ll get something to eat.”</p>
-
- <p>I told him to go plumb to hell.</p>
-
- <p>I went to prison without any plans for the future.
- With good conduct I would have to do five years and
- four months and there was no use trying to look that
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_354">[354]</span>far ahead. Two other prisoners arrived the morning
- I did, and the three of us were taken out to the office to
- have our prison biographies written—name, age,
- birthplace, occupation, etc. We were then photographed,
- measured, and weighed, and turned over to the captain
- to be assigned to work.</p>
-
- <p>Richard Murphy (“Dirty Dick” the “cons” called
- him) was captain at that time. He had worked his
- way up from the guard line by cunning and brutality.
- He believed in “throwing the fear of God” into a
- prisoner the minute he arrived, by browbeating and
- bullying him, and every man went out of his office
- hating him. It’s more than twenty years since I left
- Folsom, but I can still see Dirty Dick’s short, squat
- figure on the flagstones in front of his filthy office. I
- can still see his pop-eyes and pasty face, his frog belly,
- his knock knees, and his flat feet.</p>
-
- <p>I was the first to be questioned. “Where are you
- from?” he asked.</p>
-
- <p>“San Francisco,” I replied.</p>
-
- <p>“How long did you do in San Quentin?”</p>
-
- <p>“Never was in San Quentin.”</p>
-
- <p>“What other penitentiary were you in?”</p>
-
- <p>“Never was in any penitentiary,” I lied, and I knew
- he knew I was lying, but wouldn’t give him the
- satisfaction of thinking he had bullied me into telling the
- truth.</p>
-
- <p>“Hah, you’re a liar, and you know it. You can’t get
- anything like that by me. I’ll dig you up, and find out
- all about you. Use hop?”</p>
-
- <p>“No.” I did use hop, had eaten it all the time in the
- county jail, and had a small portion secreted about me
- then. He again called me a liar and said to a convict
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_355">[355]</span>runner: “Here, Shorty, take this fellow to the
- stoneyard. Search him, and if you find anything you want,
- keep it.”</p>
-
- <p>I had already been searched and had nothing but a
- handkerchief and a pipe. “No prisoner will keep
- anything belonging to me,” I said, looking at Shorty. He
- didn’t search me.</p>
-
- <p>The captain called up the second man. “Where are
- you from?”</p>
-
- <p>“Sacramento,” he answered.</p>
-
- <p>“How long do you bring?”</p>
-
- <p>“Ten years.”</p>
-
- <p>“What for?”</p>
-
- <p>“Grand larceny.”</p>
-
- <p>“What kind of grand larceny?”</p>
-
- <p>The little runner, Shorty, stepped up and said:
- “Pickpocket, captain.”</p>
-
- <p>“Where do you belong?” Murphy continued.</p>
-
- <p>“Chicago.”</p>
-
- <p>“What’s your name?”</p>
-
- <p>“James Brown.”</p>
-
- <p>“You’re from Chicago, eh? And your name is
- Brown? What do they call you? What’s your
- monoger?”</p>
-
- <p>The little runner stepped up again and said: “‘Chi
- Jimmy,’ captain.”</p>
-
- <p>“Chi Jimmy, eh? Pickpocket, eh? The rock
- crusher for you,” said the captain. “Maybe you’ll be ‘Chi’
- a few fingers before you get out.”</p>
-
- <p>Which he probably would be. This was Murphy’s
- idea of a joke.</p>
-
- <p>The third chap got about the same deal, and was
- waved away. “To the crusher with him, too.”</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_356">[356]</span>At that time prisoners were allowed, for economy,
- to keep the coats, vests, and hats they brought in with
- them, but were made to wear striped pants and shirts.
- As the last man turned away, Murphy saw he had a
- good hat. Calling him back he took it and threw it
- to his runner. “Here’s a hat for you, Shorty. If you
- can’t wear it give it to somebody else; it’s too good
- for the rock crusher.”</p>
-
- <p>He knew all about us before we were brought to his
- office, and had us out there only to “throw the fear”
- into us and get a line on us by the way we answered his
- questions. He made three enemies right there. He
- received all prisoners that way and if they got insolent
- under his badgering he had them thrown into the
- dungeon for thirty days “to cool off.”</p>
-
- <p>The dungeon was an empty cell with a solid door
- to darken it and contained nothing but a thin blanket,
- and a bucket strong with chloride of lime. In cases
- of this kind the captain signed the punishment order
- which included bread and water. Every third day the
- prisoner got a pan of beans. Most of them were so
- hungry they bolted the beans without stopping to chew
- them and a few dungeon sentences brought on stomach
- troubles that added to their misery.</p>
-
- <p>My eight-year sentence was considered a short one
- at Folsom. I found nine hundred prisoners there
- whose sentences averaged twelve years. They were
- all hopeless. The parole law was a dead letter,
- inoperative. Only at Christmas or on the Fourth of July
- did any one get a parole. The place was a seething
- volcano of hatred and suspicion. Dirty Dick had in
- the twenty years he was there developed a perfect
- stool-pigeon system. A visiting warden, surprised
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_357">[357]</span>because there was no wall around Folsom, asked
- Murphy how he managed to keep the “cons” there. “That’s
- simple,” he said. “I’ve got one half of them watching
- the other half.” His system caused many murders and
- assaults and at last it climaxed in the bloodiest prison
- break in the history of California.</p>
-
- <p>Opium was the medium of exchange in the prison.
- About three hundred men used it habitually and a
- hundred more, occasionally. Incoming prisoners
- smuggled money in and we bribed the poorly paid guards to
- buy hop at Sacramento. No prisoner was allowed to
- buy anything through the office. The trusties stole
- every movable article they could from the guards’ and
- warden’s quarters and peddled them to us in the prison
- for their rations of hop. The “cons” were divided
- roughly into three groups. One group played the
- officers’ game, working in the offices or holding down
- other soft jobs where they could loaf about the place
- and spy and snitch on the others. Murphy rewarded
- them all. He gave the best snitches the biggest
- beefsteaks. Another and larger group openly antagonized
- the officers, engineering hop deals, planning the
- murder of stool pigeons, and promoting escapes.</p>
-
- <p>Between these two groups was a small bunch of
- convicts who did not handle hop or curry favor with the
- officers. They were the best conducted prisoners there,
- yet they were ground to pieces by the two stronger
- factions. They got fag ends of food in the convict mess
- and wore the patched-up clothes of the others.</p>
-
- <p>I had some thought of getting off the hop when I got
- to Folsom and of keeping my nose clean and trying to
- shorten my time by making a parole. But I saw quickly
- all that was impossible for me and that I would be
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_358">[358]</span>lucky if I earned my credits. I joined the schemers and
- soon had my share of the opium which meant power
- and influence. We sold the hop to those who had
- money and with the money we bought more. Also we
- paid guards to smuggle in sugar, butter, and other
- food.</p>
-
- <p>Conditions at San Quentin were the same. Martin
- Aguirre became warden there under Governor Gage.
- Aguirre introduced the strait-jacket punishment and I
- have been told he did it on the suggestion of a convict.
- This brutal and inhuman form of torture had been
- condemned in English prisons years before as
- dangerous to life and limb. Yet this man was permitted to
- revive it in California and its use was continued until
- Hiram Johnson became governor.</p>
-
- <p>Let it be said to this humane and enlightened
- gentleman’s everlasting credit that one of his first official
- acts was to banish the jacket and other brutalities from
- California prisons forever. Captain Murphy
- welcomed the jacket as something superior to anything he
- had at Folsom in the way of punishment. Up to that
- time the prisoners were “regulated” by long terms in
- the dungeons on bread and water, loss of credits, or by
- hanging them up by the wrists till they were on tiptoe.
- When Dirty Dick saw what could be done with the
- jacket he came into the stoneyard and declared himself
- openly, “I’ve got something now that will make you
- tough birds snitch on yourselves.”</p>
-
- <p>The killing and maiming of convicts in the
- strait-jackets are matters of record and too well known to
- call for any notice in this story. At Folsom I saw the
- jacket making beasts of the convicts and brutes of their
- keepers. I saw Jakey Oppenheimer transformed from
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_359">[359]</span>a well-intentioned prisoner into a murder maniac whose
- wanton killings and assaults in prison brought him
- “under the rope” in the end. I saw the convicts throw
- their hats in the air and shout for joy when Warden
- Charles Aull died.</p>
-
- <p>Thomas Wilkinson followed him as warden.</p>
-
- <p>The tasks were increased, the food rations cut, and
- even the convict stripes were made thinner and cheaper.
- These abuses, coupled with brutal strait-jacketings for
- the slightest infraction of rules, crystallized all the
- hatred, despair, and hopelessness in the prison. All
- the convicts needed was an organizer, a leader. He
- appeared in the person of Dick Gordon. With a
- sentence of forty-five years and a prior prison experience,
- Gordon saw no chance of getting out on the square
- and began planning to escape. He was
- young—about twenty-three—modest, kindly, intelligent. He
- came to Folsom with a reputation for doing things on
- the outside and for being on the square. With great
- care and diplomacy he sorted out a dozen men and his
- plan was laid down for the getaway. It was simple
- and direct. Every Monday morning there were at
- least a dozen officers and guards at the prison office.</p>
-
- <p>The warden was always there to get everything
- under way; the captain to try all prisoners for offenses
- committed between Saturday evening and Monday
- morning; the overseer to plan the week’s work; the
- commissary to give out clothing, and the turnkey to
- listen to requests for changing of cells. This meant
- there were always thirty or forty prisoners at the office.</p>
-
- <p>The plan was for Gordon and his men to mingle
- with others at the captain’s office. When the signal
- was given they were to rush the officers, who were
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_360">[360]</span>unarmed, put a knife at the throat of every one, and
- march them all out through the guard line, using them
- as shields against the gatling-gun fire from guard
- towers that encircled the prison. For once Captain
- Murphy’s carefully built-up system of spying failed
- him; it toppled on him, crushed him, and brought about
- his dismissal from the prison.</p>
-
- <p>His spies, when things were dull, often fabricated
- plots and stories to hold their jobs. Sunday, before
- the break, they reported to Murphy that something
- was brewing in the prison. He ordered fifty suspected
- men searched but nothing was found. The knives
- Gordon and his men were to use were being carried
- about by a “harmless” short-time convict, who kept by
- himself and was not suspected.</p>
-
- <p>Murphy, finding nothing wrong after the search, put
- the reports down to over-zealousness by his stool
- pigeons and forgot them.</p>
-
- <p>The next morning the knives were distributed and
- the dozen men dropped out of the line at the captain’s
- office as the men went out to work. Every officer in
- the prison except the doctor was captured.</p>
-
- <p>The only guard that resisted was killed instantly,
- cut to pieces. The only officer that resisted was
- Cochrane, the turnkey, the man who personally laced
- up the strait-jacket victims. He was hated bitterly and
- every man that got near enough put a knife into him.
- He was cut a dozen times and left for dead. He
- recovered, and later took his grudge out by brutalities
- to prisoners who had never harmed him.</p>
-
- <p>Gordon and his men marched their captives to the
- prison armory. Under threat of death the warden
- ordered the guard in charge to open it. Taking all the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_361">[361]</span>arms and ammunition they could carry they destroyed
- the balance and still using the officers as shields
- marched them off the prison grounds and into the
- woods. Here some of the escapes demanded Dirty
- Dick’s life for the things he had done to them, but
- Gordon had his way. “No murder” was his order
- and he enforced it. At sundown the captives were
- released. The escapes scattered. Gordon went his
- way alone and, though hunted for years, was never
- taken.</p>
-
- <p>Five others of the twelve are still at liberty. The
- other six were captured here and there. Three of them
- were hanged, and the remaining three sentenced to life
- imprisonment, paroled after many years, and are living
- within the law.</p>
-
- <p>When things cooled down the people of California
- wanted to know how men could be driven to such
- desperation that they captured and cut down officers and
- guards, rushed and took a gatling-gun tower with
- nothing but crude knives made in the prison blacksmith
- shop. This bloody affair called attention to the
- terrible conditions and proved the beginning of the end
- of prison cruelty in California.</p>
-
- <p>After the break Folsom was a hell. The warden
- and Captain Murphy began taking revenge on friends
- of the escapes. We were brought into the office and
- questioned. I answered all questions respectfully,
- disclaimed any knowledge of the break, and avoided
- punishment at that time. Warden Wilkinson was removed
- and Archibald Yell of Sacramento took his place. He
- had no experience and was forced to feel his way
- slowly. He had to depend on Murphy. This put him
- in virtual control of the convicts and his lust for
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_362">[362]</span>revenge went unchecked. I was on his list and he soon
- got me. I had but three months to serve when I was
- slated for the strait-jacket. I knew the captain wanted
- to get my credits, which amounted to two years and
- eight months. Murphy had me brought into his office,
- where he said he had information that I was holding
- opium. If I had admitted this they could have taken
- away my entire good time. I denied it.</p>
-
- <p>“Take him to the doctor,” the captain ordered.
- That meant I was to be examined as to my physical
- condition before they put me in the jacket. This
- worried me; I was not sure whether I would snitch on
- myself and give up the hop. Some stanch men had
- weakened in the jacket. I thought I could stick it out
- and made up my mind to. I had been flogged and
- starved and third-degreed before going to Folsom and
- had taken them all with a grin, but I was not sure of
- myself in the jacket. Many prisoners claimed they
- gave up information on themselves and friends while
- delirious or semiconscious in the jacket, and that was
- what alarmed me. I preferred death to the loss of
- my credits.</p>
-
- <p>While waiting for the doctor I got word to a friend
- who was holding my hop to throw it in the canal at
- once. In this way I figured I was protecting my credits
- even from myself. The doctor OK-ed me and I was
- taken into the dungeon, where Cochrane, now
- recovered from his terrible wounds, was waiting with the
- jacket. I saw it was a piece of heavy canvas about four
- feet long and wide enough to go around a man’s body.
- There were long pockets sewed to the inner side of it
- into which my arms were thrust. I was then thrown
- on the floor face down and the jacket was laced up the
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_363">[363]</span>back. The edges of the jacket were fitted with
- eyeholes and the thing was tightened up with a soft, stout
- rope just as a lady’s shoe is laced. It can be drawn
- tight enough to stop the circulation of blood, or the
- breath.</p>
-
- <p>While Cochrane was tightening the jacket he said:
- “You fellows tried to kill me; now it’s my time.” When
- he had me squeezed tight enough he turned me over on
- my back and went to the cell door. “When you’re
- ready to snitch on yourself, Blacky, just sing out,” he
- said as he locked me in.</p>
-
- <p>I will not harrow the reader with a description of
- the torture. The jacket is no longer in use and no
- purpose would be served by living over those three days
- in the “bag.” Every hour Cochrane came in and asked
- if I was ready to give up the hop. When I denied
- having it, he tightened me up some more and went
- away. The torture became maddening. Some time
- during the second day I rolled over to the wall and
- beat my forehead against it trying to knock myself
- “out.” Cochrane came in, saw what I was doing, and
- dragged me back to the middle of the cell. I hadn’t
- strength enough left to roll back to the wall, so I stayed
- there and suffered. A guard looked in and there was
- real sympathy in his voice. He said: “Why don’t you
- scream, make a noise? They might let you out; they
- don’t want to kill anybody any more.” I didn’t want
- my friends to hear me screaming; I kept still. It
- wouldn’t have done any good, anyway.</p>
-
- <p>On the evening of the second day the doctor came
- and felt the pulse in my temple. He then ordered me
- taken out for the night. They took the thing off and I
- collapsed in one corner. There was a wooden cup of
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_364">[364]</span>water on the cell floor and I took a small mouthful
- only, because it would make the jacket so much worse
- when I was put back in it. My fear of snitching was
- gone now. The very ferocity of the punishment had
- made me a wild beast.</p>
-
- <p>I crawled around the cell looking for something I
- could use to open a vein or artery; I wanted to die. All
- I found was my shoes. I tried to dig a nail out of one
- of the heels, but only broke my finger nails. At last
- I loosened one of the small metal eyes where the shoe
- is laced and with the heel of my shoe beat it out flat
- on the cement floor. After rubbing the metal on the
- floor for an hour I got an edge on it sharp enough to
- open the skin but it would not cut the vein. Every
- time I touched the vein it jumped out from under my
- crude blade. The sensation was something like
- touching a live wire, like an electric shock. Finally I gave
- it up and lay down to wait for morning.</p>
-
- <p>I had an opium habit, but suffered so from the jacket
- that I forgot all about the hop—another proof to me
- that the habit is mostly mental.</p>
-
- <p>Cochrane came at eight o’clock the next morning.
- I denied having hop and out came the jacket. All that
- day I was only half conscious, dopey. I don’t think
- I suffered as much as on the previous day. Some
- time in the night they released me, and I lay on the
- floor in a stupor. I don’t know how long. Toward
- morning my mind cleared and I felt that another day
- would finish me. I decided I would send for Captain
- Murphy after they put me back in the jacket and ask
- him to take me down to the bank of the canal where
- I worked so I could dig up the hop from its plant and
- give it to him. I was liked by the “cons” and knew
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_365">[365]</span>he would go with me personally, so my friends could
- see him triumphing over me. At the canal, instead of
- giving him hop I intended to throw my arms around
- him and drag him to the bottom, where we would both
- “cease from troubling.”</p>
-
- <p>The fourth morning Cochrane said: “You’re a damn
- fool; better give up your hop. You can’t finish out the
- day.” I waited for him to put me in. He held up the
- “bag” in front of me. I was sitting on the floor. “Get
- up,” he said. I didn’t; I couldn’t; I was too weak.
- With a gesture of disgust he threw the jacket out the
- door into the corridor. Motioning to a couple of
- trusty prisoners, he said: “Take him away.” They
- helped me to my cell and into my bunk. I lay there
- half dead, but victorious. My cellmate came at noon
- and slipped me a jolt of hop. I took it and felt better.
- He had not even thrown it away as I asked. “I knew
- you wouldn’t squawk,” he said, “so I held on to it.”</p>
-
- <p>My three months passed quickly enough and I was
- released, still feeling the effects of the jacket. When
- I got out I held up my hand and swore I would never
- make another friend or do another decent thing. I
- borrowed a gun and got money. I returned to Folsom
- by stealth and flooded the place with hop. I went
- about the country for months with but one thing in my
- mind, a sort of vicious hatred of everybody and
- everything. As much as possible I shunned even my own
- kind—thieves.</p>
-
- <p>Then back to San Francisco again where I fell into
- a stool-pigeon trap. Captain “Steve” Bunner, who
- now chases policemen, was then a very plain,
- plain-clothes “dick,” chasing burglars and stick-ups. He
- arrested me. He says I tried to shoot him but that he
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_366">[366]</span>bears me no malice. I say he got me a twenty-five
- year sentence, and I bear him no malice; and to-day,
- while we are not exactly bosom friends, we certainly
- are not enemies. I had no money to take an appeal
- from this stiff sentence, but an attorney came and
- volunteered his services, saying: “I was in the district
- attorney’s office when you were sent to Folsom and I
- know you got jobbed. I’ll take your case for nothing.”</p>
-
- <p>While waiting on appeal the great earthquake
- and fire occurred. All the records in my case were
- destroyed. I could not be sent to prison, and the
- attorney could not get me out, so I became a permanent
- fixture in the county jail.</p>
-
- <p>The old Broadway county jail was a stout structure
- and resisted the quake, but was fire-swept and
- abandoned. When the fire threatened, all prisoners were
- removed to Alcatraz Island and later to the branch
- jail at Ingleside. I was there over six years and the
- things that happened there during that time would
- fill a book.</p>
-
- <p>During the graft prosecution that followed the fire,
- Ingleside housed the mayor, the political boss of San
- Francisco, and many of the supervisors. A looting
- banker was there, many strikebreakers indicted for the
- murder of union men during the car strike, and
- soldiers for wantonly shooting down citizens while the
- city burned. Jack Johnson, the colored heavyweight
- champion, was with us for thirty days for speeding.</p>
-
- <p>Money was plentiful in the jail. The grocer came
- every day, and we all got enough to eat. The political
- boss bought many books and founded a library. He
- also got a big phonograph that was kept going all day
- and far into the night. I was “appointed” jail
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_367">[367]</span>librarian, and at once catalogued the books and installed
- them in an empty cell.</p>
-
- <p>The jail was a cross between a political headquarters
- and an industrial plant. The political prisoners did
- politics, and the prisoners whose records were burned
- in the fire turned to industry.</p>
-
- <p>We got contracts to address envelopes and sublet
- the work to others. We sewed beads on “genuine”
- Indian moccasins for a concern downtown. Best of
- all, we bought cheap jewelry from mail-order houses
- and sold it at a profit to visitors, giving them to
- understand that it was stolen stuff we had smuggled in
- with us.</p>
-
- <p>One by one, those whose records were destroyed
- by the fire made application to have them restored in
- order to perfect their appeals. In the reconstruction
- of those records they lost their valuable points on
- appeal and one by one they were turned down by the
- higher court. I made no move, but decided to stay
- in the jail rather than go back to Folsom, although
- conditions there had been greatly improved by Warden
- Yell, who soon put Captain Murphy out and won the
- confidence of the convicts by treating them on the
- square.</p>
-
- <p>At last a visiting grand-jury committee reported to
- the district attorney that there was a prisoner at
- Ingleside whose case had been pending more than six years,
- and recommended that something be done with it. He
- at once put me on the docket for restoration of records.</p>
-
- <p>My attorney had retired, and with money I had
- saved from work and speculations in jail I got a new
- lawyer. I had all the criminal lawyers in San
- Francisco doped out like race horses by this time, and my
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_368">[368]</span>choice was Sam Newburgh. I had seen him beat some
- of the toughest cases that ever went to trial. Not only
- that, I had seen him go down in his pocket and give
- clients money after he got them out. He never
- weakened, never lay down, or ran out on a man—money
- or no money.</p>
-
- <p>Newburgh at once threw down a most formidable
- barrage of objections and technicalities. The
- prosecution got busy and, as usual, the defendant was lost
- sight of in the smoke of battle. I had little hope of
- actually beating the case; the best I could expect was
- a new trial and maybe a sentence I could do instead
- of one that would do me.</p>
-
- <p>But while my affairs were at this stage a new hope
- appeared. I had made a few new outside friends by
- this time. One of them especially, a fine, noble
- woman, who was interested in helping us all,
- concerned herself to do what she could for me.</p>
-
- <p>About this time Fremont Older, now editor of
- <em>The Call</em>, had helped the late Donald Lowrie, whose
- writings did for American prisons what John Howard’s
- did for those of England.</p>
-
- <p>This woman, who was one of Mr. Older’s friends,
- wrote him and said:</p>
-
- <p>“By way of thanking you for helping Lowrie I am
- going to give you another man to assist. He is John
- Black, at the Ingleside jail. I wish you would see
- him.”</p>
-
- <p>He called at the jail soon, but instead of having me
- out to the office he came down to my cell, squeezed his
- bulk through the doorway, and sat down on the edge
- of my bunk. Waving the guard away, he produced
- cigars, helped me to a light, and asked, in a voice that
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_369">[369]</span>rang to me like a twenty-dollar piece, what he could
- do for me. For once all my mistrust, suspicion, and
- hatred vanished.</p>
-
- <p>I said: “Mr. Older, I’m afraid you will waste a
- lot of valuable time trying to do anything for me.
- I have twenty-five years. I’m guilty. I’m plastered
- over with prior convictions. The police hate me, the
- jailers dislike me because I tried to escape, and the
- trial judge is sore because I’ve done everything
- possible to obstruct the judgment.”</p>
-
- <p>I told him I was a hop fiend, that I had used it
- for ten years, and was still using it. I told him I was
- tired of stealing and tired of living. I told him there
- was but one thing I could say for myself. I had never
- broken my word either to a thief or a policeman. I
- told him if he did help me out I would give him my
- word to quit stealing. He went away, saying: “This
- looks pretty tough, but I will try.”</p>
-
- <p>He at once saw Judge Dunne, who sentenced me,
- and suggested probation on the ground of my long
- confinement and dangerous physical condition.</p>
-
- <p>Mr. Older was the powerful editor of a newspaper
- and a long-time friend of the judge. He was stared
- at as if he had gone mad, and his suggestion met with
- a cold, flat, final turndown. He sent word to me that
- the judge was adamant and nothing could be done.
- I saw my case was tough indeed when he couldn’t help
- me, and began planning a getaway.</p>
-
- <p>I will not say there is honor among thieves. But I
- maintain that the thieves I knew had something that
- served as a good substitute for honor. I thought over
- all my thief friends and at last chose one and sent for
- him. He got me saws, and I cut bars in my door.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_370">[370]</span>On a propitious night he cut the window bars. I
- was too weak to pull myself up to the window, and
- he had to reach in, lift me bodily, and drop me on
- the ground outside.</p>
-
- <p>Strange as it may sound, the fresh, cool night air
- had the same effect on me that the foul air of a sewer
- would have on a healthy, normal human. It overcame
- me. I was not able to walk at first, and my rescuer
- had to support me on our way to the car line.</p>
-
- <p>Before daylight and before the escape was
- discovered I was safely planted in a room in Oakland, where
- I stayed and was nursed back to life, fed and protected
- by my friend.</p>
-
- <p>After waiting for a couple of weeks for the hue and
- cry to subside, he stowed me away in a sleeper one
- night at Richmond on a northbound train with a ticket
- to Vancouver, B.C.</p>
-
- <p>County constables and town whittlers beat up the
- jungles, searched box cars and brakebeams; city dicks
- explored the hop joints and hangouts for me and the
- reward offered, but I traveled safely as a first-class
- passenger on a first-class train.</p>
-
- <p>No police officer who knows his business would think
- of looking in a Pullman sleeper or diner for a fugitive
- hop fiend yegg with a twenty-five-year sentence
- hanging on him.</p>
-
- <p>Arriving safely at Vancouver, I took stock and
- found myself sick, weighing one hundred and ten
- pounds, with a ferocious hop habit, about ten dollars,
- and a big pistol—the gatherings of forty years.</p>
-
- <p>Then came a foggy night. Necessity and
- Opportunity met, and I went away with a bundle of bank
- notes and some certified checks. The checks went into
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_371">[371]</span>the first mail box as an apology from Necessity to
- Opportunity.</p>
-
- <p>Then began the toughest battle of my life. Opium,
- the Judas of drugs, that kisses and betrays, had a good
- grip on me, and I prepared to break it. The last
- words of my rescuer when he put me in the train rang
- in my ears:</p>
-
- <p>“Good-by and good luck, Blacky. And you’d better
- lay away from that hop or it’ll make a bum of you.”</p>
-
- <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XXIV</h2>
- </div>
-
- <p><span class="smcap">I had</span> money enough to last some little time, long
- enough to get my strength back, perhaps. I paid the
- landlady a month’s rent and told her I was a sick man
- and would be in my room all the time and not to
- disturb me.</p>
-
- <p>In this way I hoped to account for never stirring
- out of doors, which I did not dare do. I certainly was
- a sick man, and looked it.</p>
-
- <p>This landlady was very good-hearted, and,
- sympathizing with my illness, she did not leave me alone
- two hours in succession. She sent a Chinese boy every
- hour or two to see how I felt, and in the morning she
- would send in coffee and toast and come in herself to
- inquire how I was.</p>
-
- <p>After the boy had made the bed in the morning,
- she must come in to see if he had turned the mattress
- and shaken up the pillows for me. She was so busy
- helping me out that she nearly landed me back in
- jail.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_372">[372]</span>I came back to my room from the bathroom one
- morning, and there she stood staring at a gun I had
- been keeping under the mattress. She had insisted on
- turning the mattress herself and found it. She was
- standing there staring at it like she would at a
- rattlesnake, and asked me what I was doing with that “awful
- thing.”</p>
-
- <p>I sat down and said to her: “Mrs. Alexander, I
- bought that pistol to kill myself with in case I get
- physically disabled. You see, I’m a sick man. I told
- you I was a sick man, and I have a suspicion I am a
- consumptive. I don’t want to go to doctors and I’m
- going to let this thing run its course, but if I find I am
- down and out and done for I’m going to shoot myself.
- That’s what I have it for.”</p>
-
- <p>She was all upset with sympathy. She said: “You’re
- no consumptive. You are only run down. You’ll be
- all right in a few months, with good food and care.
- Let me keep this thing. I’ll take it and keep it. Don’t
- get downhearted, you’ll be all right.”</p>
-
- <p>Of course I had to let her take it. That night I
- went out and bought another one. I also bought a
- bag and a few clothes, and I was careful after that to
- lock the new pistol up in the bag when she was around.</p>
-
- <p>So I settled down to fight it out with my opium
- habit, at the same time keeping on the watch all the
- time for the police.</p>
-
- <p>I had been using opium steadily for ten years. For
- ten years I had never gone to sleep without taking it.
- I owed to it all the sleep, all the rest and forgetfulness
- and contentment I had had in that time.</p>
-
- <p>Now I made up my mind to quit. Right away I
- found I had to pay back every second of sleep, every
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_373">[373]</span>quiet, restful moment I had got from the opium in
- the whole ten years.</p>
-
- <p>I was taking about five grains a day. I began to
- taper down slowly. I cut off a grain a week at the
- start, then for a couple of months I took only three
- grains a day.</p>
-
- <p>It would have been a good deal harder to quit if
- I hadn’t had that fear of the jail always before me.
- That took my mind off the opium. The worst hold
- the drug gets on a man is the mental hold. It becomes
- a mental habit. A man has to keep a hard grip on
- his mind; he has to want to quit, first, and keep
- wanting to quit all the time, then he can do it.</p>
-
- <p>I could stick the daytime out. I found something
- to do; I read, or ate, or walked around the room. I
- did not dare go out in the daytime, for fear I would
- be recognized by the police or by some stool pigeon.
- This worry was always on my mind, and in a way it
- helped, because while I was thinking of that I was
- not thinking about the opium.</p>
-
- <p>It was the small, still hours of the night that got
- me. I had to get some sleep and strength for the next
- day. Every particle of opium I cut off my daily dose
- cut off just that much sleep. For years in the jail I
- had slept away all the time I could; I had slept ten
- or twelve or fourteen hours a day. Now I had to pay
- back all that sleep I had stolen from myself.</p>
-
- <p>I put in twenty-three hours a day waiting for the
- twenty-fourth, when I could take my little jolt of hop.
- Every day when the hour arrived I was tempted to
- take one more good jolt, so that I could have a decent
- night’s sleep and forget everything for a few hours.</p>
-
- <p>But the last words of my friend who had rescued
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_374">[374]</span>me were always in my ears. “Lay away from that
- stuff. It will make a bum of you.”</p>
-
- <p>Hundreds of times it was just that memory that
- tipped the balance, and I would take only what I had
- allowed myself, no more. I believe now I quit because
- he said that to me. I felt that if I could not do that
- much, and it was the only thing he ever asked me to
- do, I wasn’t worthy of the friendship of such a man
- as he had shown himself to be.</p>
-
- <p>Then I would go to bed and try to sleep. After
- several hours I would get up and go out for a walk,
- to get some exercise. I would walk as fast as I could
- for three or four hours in the darkness, always keeping
- watch for a policeman or for any one who knew me.</p>
-
- <p>I would walk until I was tired out, because I was
- still pretty weak, and it did not take much to tire me.
- Then I would hope to sleep a little.</p>
-
- <p>But in the long, still hours my nerves demanded
- opium. And I resisted and fought it out till my
- strength got down to the vanishing point.</p>
-
- <p>Then I would get up and drench myself with whisky
- and wash it down with absinth. My room looked like
- a cross between a drug store and a distillery. I had
- bottles of tonics, invalid’s port wine, whisky and
- absinth.</p>
-
- <p>I would take a drink out of every bottle in the room
- and fall down on the bed or on the floor in a stupor
- and sleep for a few hours.</p>
-
- <p>In this manner I stuck it out. I took a small
- portion of hop each evening, reducing it daily according
- to the system I planned. Finally I got to the stage
- where I could skip one day’s portion and get two hours’
- natural sleep.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_375">[375]</span>Then I tried skipping two days and got by with it,
- but on the third day I was tied in a knot with cramps
- and aches and nothing but hop would put me on my
- feet.</p>
-
- <p>All this time Mrs. Alexander, my kindly landlady,
- was urging me to go out in the sunshine during the
- day. She said it would do me good to get more air,
- and she could see no reason why I wouldn’t do it.</p>
-
- <p>So at last I went out one afternoon.</p>
-
- <p>I went to a little park where it was quiet and lay on
- the grass. It was so good to touch and smell the
- grass again that I couldn’t get enough of it. It seemed
- to me that grass was the most beautiful thing in the
- world. I felt as though I could eat it.</p>
-
- <p>I lay there in the sunshine and ran my hands through
- it and pulled a blade or two and chewed it.
- I had not been in the sunshine nor been able to
- touch anything green and growing for over six years.
- I wouldn’t have spoiled that lawn, put a
- cigarette stub or an orange peel on it for anything in the
- world.</p>
-
- <p>After that I went out three or four afternoons a
- week and lay on that grass in the park. I could feel
- that I was getting stronger, I could eat with good
- appetite, and every night I decreased the opium
- according to my schedule. I finally got the dose down to
- an eighth of a grain.</p>
-
- <p>Even that amount, even the smallest particle that
- I could get on the end of a toothpick, would make the
- difference between sleeping all night or not.</p>
-
- <p>I don’t believe in those radical cures. It stands to
- reason you can’t cure in three days a habit that it took
- you five or ten years to build up. I think any man
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_376">[376]</span>can cure himself. He must first be cured mentally,
- he must <em>want</em> to be cured. If he doesn’t want to be
- cured, all the treatments in the world aren’t going to
- do it. You can lock men in prisons and deprive them
- of hop, and they will come right back and get it again
- because they don’t want to be cured. But the man
- who <em>wants</em> to quit can.</p>
-
- <p>It took me six months to get the dose down to
- nothing. Even then for months more the thing might jump
- out at me at any minute, like a wild beast and tear me
- to pieces. I would go half crazy for the time, I would
- be mad to get hold of some hop. But that would last
- only a few hours, and every time I got through it safe
- I knew it would be easier next time.</p>
-
- <p>Every minute I was out of the house in the daytime
- I kept watching for people who knew me. A good
- many men had been through Ingleside jail in the six
- years I was there and Vancouver was full of them.
- None of them ever saw me, because I saw them first.
- I tried to see every man in the block ahead of me the
- minute I stepped on the curb.</p>
-
- <p>Cured of the habit now, I went back “on the road,”
- determined to stay in Canada, keep away from big
- cities and wise coppers, and try to do the
- twenty-five-year sentence outside instead of at Folsom. I traveled
- east over the Canadian Pacific Railway to the
- booming province of Alberta. One morning after an
- all-night ride, I crawled out of a box car in the town of
- Strathcona, tired, hungry, and dirty. I was not in
- distress for money, and looked around for a quiet place
- where I could lay off for a week and rest up. After
- a breakfast, a bath, and a shave, I walked around a
- while and located a quiet, respectable-looking place
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_377">[377]</span>with a “board and rooms” sign. It looked to be a
- half-private, out-of-the-way place, so I went in.</p>
-
- <p>A Chinese boy was dusting up in the lounging room,
- and I asked him for the “boss man.” He disappeared
- out in the hall. In a few minutes I heard a heavy step
- and turned around to face Salt Chunk Mary, the friend
- of the bums and yeggs at Pocatello. More than fifteen
- years had passed since she disappeared, yet I knew
- her instantly. The same, level “right now” look from
- her cold blue eyes; the same severe parting of her
- brick-red hair; the same careful, clean, starched house
- dress, and the same few short, sharp, meaningful
- words told me it was she who had broken open the
- town jail and set me free when no man would turn a
- hand.</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, Mary!” I cried, and my hand went out to her.
- I said something about Pocatello and the night I saw
- her last, and about Foot-’n’-a-half George, long dead,
- but she stopped me cold. Looking me straight in the
- eye, she said in a tone of finality that left no chance of
- an answer:</p>
-
- <p>“You are mistaken; you don’t know me. My name’s
- not Mary, and I was never in Pocatello in my life.”</p>
-
- <p>When Mary said no she meant it. I went out and
- away, envying that courageous woman who had the
- strength to leave Pocatello and her life there, and bury
- herself in a far corner of the North.</p>
-
- <p>After much thought I decided that Salt Chunk
- Mary had washed her hands of the old life and old
- associates and was trying to spend her remaining days
- in peace. I saw her no more, and went my solitary
- way, pistoling people away from their money—the
- highwayman’s way.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_378">[378]</span>A distinguished chief of police in one of our big
- cities gave this advice to the public:</p>
-
- <p>“If a holdup man stops you, grab him and yell at
- the top of your voice.”</p>
-
- <p>That was the advice of a policeman; more, the
- advice of a policeman who was never stuck up. I
- know something about the stick-up game. I’ve been
- stuck up myself. This is the first time I’ve told about
- it, and it will be the last. I’m not advising any reader
- what to do in case of a stick-up. I’m only telling what
- I did.</p>
-
- <p>As I was walking home one mild midnight up
- Haight Street, a young man came down the street
- toward me. He was whistling a little tune, his hat was
- on the back of his head, and he walked briskly,
- swinging his arms.</p>
-
- <p>“Ah, ha,” thinks I, “here’s a young fellow that’s
- just left his girl at her door. She gave him a kiss,
- and he’s happy. He’s hurrying home now, and—”
- my reflections ended. About ten feet away from me
- his arms swung together and his right hand pulled a
- long gun out of his left sleeve.</p>
-
- <p>“The real thing,” I said to myself, stopping.</p>
-
- <p>“Put up your hands.”</p>
-
- <p>I did.</p>
-
- <p>“Turn your face to that fence.”</p>
-
- <p>I did.</p>
-
- <p>He stepped up behind me and put something hard
- against my spine.</p>
-
- <p>“All right, brother,” I said meekly. “It’s all yours.
- It’s in my left-hand pants pocket.”</p>
-
- <p>He found it.</p>
-
- <p>“I’ve got a watch, brother, that’s worth a lot to
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_379">[379]</span>me; I wish you’d let me keep it. It would bring you
- four dollars, but it might bring you forty years.”</p>
-
- <p>“Huh!” he grunted. He felt for the watch, took
- it out of its pocket, “hefted” it in his hand, and put
- it back. “You keep your face to that fence till I get
- out of the block or I’ll ‘spray’ you with this
- automatic.”</p>
-
- <p>I did.</p>
-
- <p>That’s the way I deal with a stick-up man.</p>
-
- <p>There is no way I know of to protect yourself from
- the starving moron who pounces on you out of a dark
- doorway, knocks you on the head with a “blunt
- instrument,” and goes through your pockets after you are
- on the sidewalk. That kind of “work” is
- unprofessional, unnatural, and disgusting, and does not concern
- me. The psychiatrist might explain and classify it; I
- cannot.</p>
-
- <p>After circulating around with my pistol for a few
- months I was arrested and, almost by chance,
- identified as a fugitive from California justice. In short
- order I was brought back to San Francisco.</p>
-
- <p>The first man that came to see me in the city prison
- was Sam Newburgh, the attorney who had my case
- when I escaped from the jail.</p>
-
- <p>Two days before I had escaped, the last fifty-dollar
- payment on his fee had come due. At that time I was
- almost sure I would escape and get away without any
- trouble, and I was tempted to defer this payment and
- put him off until later, because I saw I would have use
- for the fifty dollars myself.</p>
-
- <p>But when he came out to the jail I paid it to him.</p>
-
- <p>He remembered this, and when I was brought back
- he was the first man there to see me. To my surprise
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_380">[380]</span>and delight, he told me that my legal status was just
- about the same as when I left. My appeal was still
- pending.</p>
-
- <p>I had some thoughts that Mr. Older might feel I
- had abused his confidence in leaving the jail, when he
- was trying to do something for me. But he knew at
- the time that I was turned down by every one and
- didn’t have a chance of getting my liberty, so I hoped
- he would understand.</p>
-
- <p>He came immediately to see me, and I explained
- this to him. I said I never would have made a move
- of that kind if there had been a chance; that I had to
- do it in order to do myself justice. I said I knew
- I would not live another two years in that jail; they
- had all admitted they could do nothing for me, and I
- thought I had a right to do as I did.</p>
-
- <p>He said, “I think you did the only thing. It was
- the only way out for you. I would probably have
- done the same thing myself.”</p>
-
- <p>He remarked that I was looking stronger and
- healthier. I had gained about thirty pounds in
- weight. Mr. Older could see in a minute that I had
- quit the opium. He spoke of it at once.</p>
-
- <p>He said he would see if something could be done
- for me. He thought it might be possible that the
- district attorney’s office, on account of all the
- complications of the case, would agree to ask for an amended
- sentence, a sentence of only a year or two, if I would
- stop fighting and plead guilty.</p>
-
- <p>I said: “If I had thought such a thing possible,
- Mr. Older, I’d have paid my way back here and given
- myself up!”</p>
-
- <p>I had little hope that any such thing would be done.
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_381">[381]</span>I had never encountered anything like it. The next
- day Maxwell McNutt of the district attorney’s office
- came in to talk to me.</p>
-
- <p>He spoke about my escape, and I told him the
- reasons for it as I had told the others. I explained
- that I would not have had to do it if my friends had
- been able to do something for me in the way of a
- lighter sentence.</p>
-
- <p>He said that so far as the district attorney was
- concerned, he thought I had served almost enough
- time. I was astounded when I heard this. In all my
- experience I had never encountered a district attorney’s
- office that thought any criminal had served enough
- time.</p>
-
- <p>This was a revelation to me in the ways of courts
- and police. It was the first time I ever got any better
- than the worst of it. I saw myself relieved of that
- burden of a twenty-five-year sentence. I saw myself
- coming out in a couple of years with the slate wiped
- clean.</p>
-
- <p>I realized that Judge Dunne would be taking a
- chance in giving me a sentence that amounted
- practically to nothing. He had his place on the bench
- and his reputation with his fellow judges and
- the people to consider. If I came out of prison and
- got into trouble immediately after, I would be
- double-crossing him.</p>
-
- <p>I saw it was up to me to square myself and go to
- work when I came out.</p>
-
- <p>After some delay the district attorney and the trial
- judge agreed to amend the judgment, and a day was
- set for me to go into court. Mr. Older asked me to
- make a statement, hoping there might be something in
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_382">[382]</span>my experience that would throw some light on the
- criminal problem that might help people to help
- criminals.</p>
-
- <p>When I got into court I decided not to make this
- statement until after I was sentenced, because I didn’t
- want any one to feel that what I said was said for
- selfish reasons, and if I said it before I was
- sentenced it might appear that I was talking for leniency.</p>
-
- <p>I decided I had got all the leniency that was coming
- to me, and very much more than I ever expected.</p>
-
- <p>The judge sentenced me to one year. That was
- better than I had hoped for. The district attorney
- had suggested it probably would not be more than two
- years, but here the judge had cut even that in two.</p>
-
- <p>As near as I can recall them, my words were as
- follows:</p>
-
- <p>“I would like to make a statement before it is too
- late. I feel that this will be my last appearance in any
- court as a defendant, and I want to make this
- statement in the hope that there may be something in my
- experience that will prove valuable to some one,
- perhaps some one in authority who has to do with the
- instruction and correction of offenders, particularly of
- the younger ones.</p>
-
- <p>“I would not make this statement if I ever expected
- to appear in court again as a defendant. As criminal
- as it is, I will consider it as nothing if it prove of
- value to any one, if my failure would cause some young
- man to hesitate before it is too late, before he finds
- himself charged with crime.</p>
-
- <p>“My prison experiences began with a sentence of
- two years and thirty lashes in a Canadian prison. I
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_383">[383]</span>could not see that I deserved this flogging, and it
- seemed when I got it that all the cruelty in the world
- was visited on me—all the brutality, all the violence.
- There was a lesson in cruelty I have never forgotten.
- Fortunately, I had a disposition that hardened with
- the flogging instead of breaking under it.</p>
-
- <p>“I proved an incorrigible prisoner while there. I
- broke the rules many, many times in a small
- way—nothing violent, nothing desperate, but I would talk,
- laugh, whistle and sing, and that outraged the silence
- of the system then in vogue.</p>
-
- <p>“I was punished repeatedly on bread and water,
- the dark cell. The warden was a hard, stern man.
- His motto was—‘break them first and make them
- after.’</p>
-
- <p>“Then came the day for the second installment of my
- flogging and my discharge from prison. I went out
- with the skin on my back blistered and broken and my
- mind bent on revenge. I went out of there with a
- hatred for law and order, society and justice, discipline
- and restraint, and everything that was orderly and
- systematic. I had a hatred for courts, jailers, prison
- keepers, and wardens. I hated policemen, prosecutors,
- judges and jurors.</p>
-
- <p>“If I had reasoned right, I might have made a
- better start than I did. But I had no experience to
- guide me. I planned for revenge and I turned on
- society to get it, because society furnishes the judges,
- the jurors, the policemen, the prosecutors. Before I
- got fairly started on my career of revenge I was back
- in prison.</p>
-
- <p>“When I went back I learned more brutality and
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_384">[384]</span>violence. I knew the bread-and-water punishment, the
- dark cell, the strait-jacket and the water cure. I
- thought violent thoughts, I planned violent plans, and
- I executed those plans as best I could as soon as I
- got outside. I suppose a man’s actions are the
- creatures of his thought, and his thoughts are naturally
- the products of his environment and the conditions
- under which he is forced to live.</p>
-
- <p>“If you put a boy in prison at the age I was, as
- prisons were then, he will become a criminal as sure
- as the day follows the night or the night follows the
- day. I imagine those conditions were responsible for
- many criminals of my age or thereabouts, who were
- considered incorrigible. I won’t say confirmed,
- because I believe there is no such thing as a confirmed
- criminal. I have seen many miraculous reformations.
- One man may be reformed through a woman, a
- woman’s plea, a mother’s love. Others might be
- reformed through the assistance and kindness of
- friends. But still another might be reformed by an
- act of kindness from some unexpected source. I
- believe that one who has been brutalized can be turned
- right by an act of kindness and be regenerated. It
- looks reasonable.</p>
-
- <p>“When I stood up in this court to be sentenced for
- twenty-five years, I was a criminal, as I have described.
- I had learned the lesson of violence in prison, and I
- believed that I lived in a world of violence, had to
- use violence, and use it first. I had no more thought
- of right or wrong than a wolf that prowls the prairie.
- I hunted because I was hunted myself, and I showed
- no consideration for anybody or anything because I
- knew I would receive none.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_385">[385]</span>“I was a habitual criminal. I had formed the
- criminal habit. Habit is the strongest thing in life, and
- criminals such as I have described obey the impulse
- to commit a crime almost subconsciously. So far as
- the right or wrong is concerned, he gives it no more
- thought than you would when you walk down the street
- and open the gate to enter your front door. It is a
- habit with you.</p>
-
- <p>“The twenty-five-year sentence I received made no
- impression on me whatever. I expected it, and had
- expected it for years. It was simply an incident, an
- obstacle, another delay—a violent one, to be sure;
- but I had dealt the game of violence, and when forced
- to play at it I am not the one to complain.</p>
-
- <p>“So I went back to the county jail and my lawyer
- went back to his law. Then came the fire that
- destroyed the records of my conviction and sentence,
- and put me in the perpetual criminal class at the county
- jail. I became more permanent than the sheriff. I
- saw them come and go, and after years of comparative
- peace and quiet and fair treatment in the county jail
- I began to change my views and think different
- thoughts, and I looked forward to a different sort of
- life.</p>
-
- <p>“A few friends rallied around and began to plan
- ways and means to help me. They investigated, found
- it impossible, and told me.</p>
-
- <p>“The future looked dark, and I was in despair.
- The day of my deliverance seemed to be receding
- instead of advancing. I planned to get my liberty in
- another way, and I did get it, but I got it under such
- circumstances as to make it impossible for me to lead
- the life I had planned.</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_386">[386]</span>“It was impossible for me to mix with men in the
- daytime. I was a fugitive. I was hunted again. I
- had to seek the back streets on the darkest nights.</p>
-
- <p>“In a few months I found myself back in jail in San
- Francisco. Then something occurred that surprised
- me more than I can tell. I was told that there was
- a possibility of my getting credit for the time that I
- had served in the county jail, that I might get a
- sentence I would see the end of, instead of one that would
- see the end of me, and that it might be possible for
- me to get out and lead a different kind of life.</p>
-
- <p>“This made a greater impression upon me than the
- twenty-five-year sentence, this offer of help from such
- a surprising source. At first I thought I was getting
- the double-cross, but I investigated and found it was
- true, and what little doubts I had were completely
- shattered. I did not admit the possibility of any
- kindness from judges, district attorneys, prosecutors, or
- anybody who represents the people.</p>
-
- <p>“I now saw that I was wrong, and that it was up
- to me to build new rules to regulate my conduct in the
- future, that I would have to formulate a philosophy
- that would admit the possibility of kindness from such
- sources; from people who desired to help me if I
- would help myself.</p>
-
- <p>“I have promised myself, and I promise the court,
- that when I finish this sentence I shall look for the
- best instead of the worst, that I shall look for kindness
- instead of cruelty, and that I shall look for the good
- instead of the bad, and when I find them I shall return
- them with interest.</p>
-
- <p>“I am confident when I promise the court this that
- I will not fail. I imagine I have enough character
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_387">[387]</span>left as a foundation on which to build a reformed life.
- If I had no character, no will power, no determination,
- I would have been broken long ago by the years of
- imprisonment and punishment; and I would have been
- useless and harmless and helpless, a force for neither
- good nor bad.”</p>
-
- <p>Judge Dunne asked me if I had any choice of
- prisons, and I said I preferred San Quentin because
- I had already been in every other prison in the state,
- and I would like to go over there and see what that
- place was like.</p>
-
- <p>I left the courtroom with that one-year sentence
- feeling as if I had received a Christmas gift; it was
- the twenty-fourth of December.</p>
-
- <p>At San Quentin I had a hard time to convince
- friends that my sentence was cut to one year. The
- atmosphere there surprised me. There was none of
- that smoldering hatred of officers; no hopeless,
- despairing prisoners; no opium and no scheming to
- get it in. Everybody was looking forward to parole.
- There was no brutal punishment. A man’s credits
- were safe. All those changes worked for the best.
- Prisoners had a chance to shorten their time by good
- conduct, and their conduct was good.</p>
-
- <p>One of the first “cons” to reach me was my friend,
- Soldier Johnnie, doing a short sentence.</p>
-
- <p>I hadn’t seen him since leaving the Canadian prison,
- where I got the dark cell for speaking to him. We
- were comparing notes for a week. It was from him I
- learned that the Sanctimonious Kid had escaped from
- Canon City before finishing his fifteen years, and
- that he had gone to Australia, where he was hanged
- for killing a police constable. In turn, I told him of
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_388">[388]</span>Foot-’n’-a-half George’s death, and of Mary’s
- disappearance into the Far North.</p>
-
- <p>Johnnie finished his time first, and went back to
- the road, where he probably will live out his life and
- die unwept, unhonored, and unhung.</p>
-
- <p>I put in my sentence without any trouble and came
- out in ten months. That was thirteen years ago.</p>
-
- <p>On the boat for San Francisco I saw the bar. At
- once I felt that I needed a jolt of booze. I got it.</p>
-
- <p>Then I saw the lunch counter. I at once felt the
- need of a cup of real coffee. I got that. After that,
- I sat down on a bench and thought it over.</p>
-
- <p>Here I was, physically fit and serviceably sound,
- walking up to that bar and buying a drink of whisky
- I didn’t need just because I happened to see the bar,
- and then a cup of coffee just because I saw the coffee
- urn.</p>
-
- <p>I decided I would have to beware of the power of
- suggestion. The bar had suggested whisky and the
- lunch counter coffee, and I fell for them both.</p>
-
- <p>Anyway, I made up my mind that I would close
- my eyes when I got to the ferry building for fear I
- might see a sack of registered mail lying around loose.
- It would suggest days of ease and nights of pleasure,
- and I might fall for that.</p>
-
- <p>I got through the ferry building and walked up
- Market Street, as they all do. In time I found myself
- in Mr. Older’s anteroom. There were several men
- waiting to see him. I looked them over and said to
- myself, “There’s preachers, politicians, and pickpockets
- in that bunch. I’ll be lucky if I don’t have to wait an
- hour.”</p>
-
- <p>The young lady took my name and I was the first
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_389">[389]</span>one in. Mr. Older was there with a suggestion, too;
- luncheon at the Palace Hotel.</p>
-
- <p>I’m not strong for eating in swell places, but I do
- like quick contrasts. I had my breakfast in San
- Quentin, so why not lunch at the Palace?</p>
-
- <p>We had a good meal. While we were eating, Mr.
- Older suggested that I come down to his ranch for
- a few days, till I got my bearings again in the outside
- world and was ready to begin work.</p>
-
- <p>I was glad to do this. It helped get me over the
- hardest part of the life of the ex-prisoner who intends
- to go square; the first few weeks out of prison. I went
- down that night for a week and stayed six months.</p>
-
- <p>I would have been content to stay there always. I
- was able to do enough on the ranch to pay for my
- board and shelter, and I liked it. But it was necessary
- after a while for me to come back to San Francisco
- and go to work. My room was wanted on the ranch
- by other men who needed it worse than I did.</p>
-
- <p>Eddie Graney needs no introduction here. I only
- hope this story has as many readers as he has friends.
- While he is known and respected for his square
- decisions as a referee of big fights, I think his fame rests
- chiefly on the fact that while he has the finest billiard
- rooms west of—oh, well, west of anywhere—he has
- not yet learned how to play billiards.</p>
-
- <p>Graney gave me my first job—cashier in his pool
- room—handling his money. After a few months a
- better job appeared. With a letter of introduction
- I saw Mr. B. F. Schlesinger of the Emporium.</p>
-
- <p>“Where did you work last?” he asked.</p>
-
- <p>“At Eddie Graney’s.”</p>
-
- <p>“And before that?”</p>
-
- <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_390">[390]</span>“At San Quentin, in the jute mill.”</p>
-
- <p>He knew all about me and put me to work as
- salesman in the book department. I knew something about
- books—I had been librarian at the county jail. I was
- honest—hadn’t stolen any of Graney’s money. I felt
- perfectly at ease among the books, and made good.
- Book selling grew dull later, and I was slated for a
- transfer to another department. At the manager’s
- office I was told that the only vacancy was on the
- ribbon counter. I looked in a mirror on the wall and
- saw a face in it that didn’t seem to belong behind the
- ribbon counter.</p>
-
- <p>I said: “Mr. Schlesinger, this is a great life if you
- know when to weaken. I think this is where I’ll
- weaken.”</p>
-
- <p>At lunch time I saw Mr. Older and told him about
- it. Fortunately, there was a vacancy at the <em>Bulletin</em>
- in the circulation department just then and I got the
- job. I left the Emporium with the best wishes and
- good will of everybody I met there. When Mr. Older
- became editor of <em>The Call</em> he found a place there for
- me as librarian; I still have that job.</p>
-
- <p>In thirteen years I have learned to work—some day
- I may learn to like it. Yet it is so easy and simple and
- safe and secure that I now wonder how any man
- coming out of prison could think of doing anything else.
- The pity of it is that so many ex-prisoners who do think
- of trying to work can’t get it. I take no credit
- whatever for going to work. I could have done that years
- before.</p>
-
- <p>I quit stealing and learned working because I was
- in a hole where I could not do otherwise. I was in
- hock to friends who saved me from a heavy sentence,
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_391">[391]</span>provided me with work, and expected only that I stay
- out of jail. That’s not asking much of a man—to
- keep out of jail. The judge who cut my sentence took
- a greater chance than I ever did. If I had gone back
- “sticking up” people, the judge’s critics could have said
- that he, and he alone, made it possible—and that’s
- precisely why I quit.</p>
-
- <p>If I had stolen Graney’s, the Emporium’s, or the
- <em>Bulletin’s</em> money, they could have said that Older made
- it possible, and had I been tempted to steal that
- thought would have stopped me. I cannot say I quit
- stealing because I knew it was wrong. I quit because
- there was no other way for me to discharge the
- obligations I had accepted. Whatever measure of
- reformation I have won is directly due to Fremont Older
- and Judge Dunne of the Superior Court. They took
- a chance on me, a long chance, and it will be a long
- time before they regret it. Fremont Older has been
- a rock in a weary land to me, and Judge Dunne has
- been a shelter in the time of storm.</p>
-
- <p>It has been easy for me. The noble woman who
- found me rotting in jail physically and mentally is still
- my friend, I am proud to say. The kindly Christian
- couple who gave me a home with them in San
- Francisco and treated me as a son are still my friends.
- Friends everywhere, to help and advise and encourage.
- Even friends from the road and the jungles drop into
- my office and shake hands and say: “More power to
- you, old-timer. You’re sure makin’ good. I’m goin’
- to try it myself some day.”</p>
-
- <p>My feuds with the police are dead and buried. No
- copper has bothered me or obstructed me. Many of
- them have offered in good faith to help me. And so
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_392">[392]</span>I say it has been easy for me to go on the square. I
- speak only of my own experience; others may not have
- been so fortunate in finding friends.</p>
-
- <p>I wish I could sift out a few grains of wisdom from
- my life that would help people to help prisoners, and
- help prisoners to help themselves, but I can’t find them.
- I don’t know. All I can say with certainty is that
- kindness begets kindness, and cruelty begets cruelty.
- You can make your choice and reap as you sow.</p>
-
- <p>I am not worrying about prisons. If they improve
- as much in the coming twenty years as they have in
- the last twenty, they will have to be called something
- else. While the number of convicts is increasing, the
- percentage of second and third timers, habitual
- criminals, is decreasing. That’s hopeful, and it’s because
- of more humane treatment, more liberal parole laws,
- and the extension of road building and other work,
- that fits a prisoner for the outside, gives him the work
- habit.</p>
-
- <p>Highway building by convicts is the sanest and most
- constructive step I have seen. Instead of
- appropriating money to build a third prison in California, the
- same money might be expended in road-building
- materials, and one of our two prisons emptied into
- the road camps, where the prisoner could be
- self-supporting and not a dead weight on the taxpayer while
- in prison, and worse after he gets out.</p>
-
- <p>A certain number of prisoners, say ten per cent,
- always have and always will abuse probation and
- parole. The ninety per cent of prisoners who respect
- probation and parole more than justify the laws under
- which they are released. Probation to boys and young
- men should be extended. Paroles to first-time convicts
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_393">[393]</span>should be more liberal. Paroles to second-timers might
- well be closely scrutinized, and for third-timers—if
- the Prison Board “throws the key away” on them they
- will die off and settle their own problem. I am in the
- third or fourth-timer class myself, and if I got back
- into prison and the board sentenced me to life with
- the privilege of applying for parole after fifteen years,
- I wouldn’t have to look very far for the person
- responsible for it.</p>
-
- <p>As I see it, the criminals of this generation should
- cause no concern. They will soon be out of the way.
- The problem wouldn’t be solved by shooting them all
- at sunrise, or by releasing them all at sunrise.
- Something might be done for the generation that is coming
- up. It seems to me there’s the place to start—but
- what to do, I don’t know.</p>
-
- <p>I am sure of but one thing—I failed as a thief, and
- at that I am luckier than most of them. I quit with
- my health and liberty. What price larceny, burglary,
- and robbery? Half my thirty years in the underworld
- was spent in prison. Say I handled $50,000 in the
- fifteen years I was outside; that’s about nine dollars
- a day. How much of that went to lawyers, fixers,
- bondsmen, and other places? Then count in the years
- in prison—suffering, hardship, privation. This was
- years ago when there was much less police protection.</p>
-
- <p>“What chance have you now?” I would ask any
- young man, “with shotgun squads, strong-arm squads,
- and crime crushers cruising the highways and byways;
- with the deadly fingerprinting, central identification
- bureau, and telephotȯing of pictures; and soon every
- police station broadcasting ahead of you your
- description and record? Then consider the accidents and
- <span class="pagenum" id="Page_394">[394]</span>snitches—what chance have you? Figure it out
- yourself. I can’t.”</p>
-
- <p>Had I spent that thirty years at any useful
- occupation and worked as hard at it and thought and planned
- and brought such ingenuity and concentration to bear
- on it, I would be independent to-day. I would have a
- home, a family perhaps, and a respected position in
- my community. I have none of those, but I have a
- job, I have two suits of clothes, I have two furnished
- rooms in a flat. I have as many friends as I can be
- loyal to. I am fifty years old, and so healthy that
- when I hear my friends holding forth about their
- ailments I feel ashamed of myself. I would not turn
- time backward and be young again, neither do I wish
- to reach the century mark and possible senility.</p>
-
- <p>I have no money, no wife, no auto. I have no dog.
- I have neither a radio set nor a rubber plant—I have
- no troubles.</p>
-
- <p>I borrow money from my friends in a pinch, ride
- in their machines, listen to their radios, make friends
- with their dogs, admire their flowers, and praise their
- wives’ cooking.</p>
-
- <p>If I could wish for anything else it would be a little
- more moderation, a little more tolerance, and a little
- more of the trustful innocence of that boy who learned
- his prayers at the knee of the gentle, kindly old priest
- in the Sisters’ Convent School.</p>
-
- <div class="chapter">
- <div class="transnote">
- <p class="ph1">TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES:</p>
- <p>The following typographical errors in the Macmillan
- edition from 1926 have been corrected:</p>
- <ul>
- <li>An extra comma appeared after "Well, whatever"
- in Chapter 3 on page 21.</li>
- <li>A period was missing after the word "toes" at the
- end of a sentence in Chapter 9 on page 108.</li>
- <li>"Zion's co-operative Mercantile Institution" in
- Chapter 13 on page 170 is a proper noun and the
- name of a business, so the "c" has been
- capitalized as well.</li>
- <li>A period was missing at the end of the sentence
- that begins with "The lashing is regulated by law"
- in Chapter 19 on page 277.</li>
- <li>"Ottawa" was misspelled as "Ottowa" in Chapter 20
- on page 312. Ottawa is later spelled correctly in
- Chapter 22. The variant with two O's only
- appeared in this single instance.</li>
- </ul>
- </div>
- </div>
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