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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of Queer little people, by Harriet
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- QUEER LITTLE PEOPLE.
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- BY
- HARRIET BEECHER STOWE.
-
- Illustrated.
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- NEW YORK:
- FORDS, HOWARD, AND HULBERT.
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- Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1867, by
- TICKNOR AND FIELDS,
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-CONTENTS.
-
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- PAGE
-
- THE HEN THAT HATCHED DUCKS 1
-
- THE NUTCRACKERS OF NUTCRACKER LODGE 14
-
- THE HISTORY OF TIP-TOP 26
-
- MISS KATY-DID AND MISS CRICKET 39
-
- MOTHER MAGPIE’S MISCHIEF 48
-
- THE SQUIRRELS THAT LIVE IN A HOUSE 57
-
- HUM, THE SON OF BUZ 67
-
- OUR COUNTRY NEIGHBORS 80
-
- OUR DOGS 91
-
- DOGS AND CATS 141
-
- AUNT ESTHER’S RULES 152
-
- AUNT ESTHER’S STORIES 158
-
- SIR WALTER SCOTT AND HIS DOGS 167
-
- COUNTRY NEIGHBORS AGAIN 176
-
-
-
-
-THE HEN THAT HATCHED DUCKS.
-
-A STORY.
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-Once there was a nice young hen that we will call Mrs. Feathertop. She
-was a hen of most excellent family, being a direct descendant of the
-Bolton Grays, and as pretty a young fowl as you should wish to see of a
-summer’s day. She was, moreover, as fortunately situated in life as it
-was possible for a hen to be. She was bought by young Master Fred Little
-John, with four or five family connections of hers, and a lively young
-cock, who was held to be as brisk a scratcher and as capable a head of a
-family as any half-dozen sensible hens could desire.
-
-I can’t say that at first Mrs. Feathertop was a very sensible hen.
-She was very pretty and lively, to be sure, and a great favorite with
-Master Bolton Gray Cock, on account of her bright eyes, her finely
-shaded feathers, and certain saucy dashing ways that she had, which
-seemed greatly to take his fancy. But old Mrs. Scratchard, living in
-the neighboring yard, assured all the neighborhood that Gray Cock was
-a fool for thinking so much of that flighty young thing,—that she had
-not the smallest notion how to get on in life, and thought of nothing
-in the world but her own pretty feathers. “Wait till she comes to have
-chickens,” said Mrs. Scratchard. “Then you will see. I have brought
-up ten broods myself,—as likely and respectable chickens as ever were
-a blessing to society,—and I think I ought to know a good hatcher and
-brooder when I see her; and I know _that_ fine piece of trumpery, with
-her white feathers tipped with gray, never will come down to family life.
-_She_ scratch for chickens! Bless me, she never did anything in all her
-days but run round and eat the worms which somebody else scratched up for
-her.”
-
-When Master Bolton Gray heard this he crowed very loudly, like a cock of
-spirit, and declared that old Mrs. Scratchard was envious, because she
-had lost all her own tail-feathers, and looked more like a worn-out old
-feather-duster than a respectable hen, and that therefore she was filled
-with sheer envy of anybody that was young and pretty. So young Mrs.
-Feathertop cackled gay defiance at her busy rubbishy neighbor, as she
-sunned herself under the bushes on fine June afternoons.
-
-Now Master Fred Little John had been allowed to have these hens by his
-mamma on the condition that he would build their house himself, and take
-all the care of it; and, to do Master Fred justice, he executed the job
-in a small way quite creditably. He chose a sunny sloping bank covered
-with a thick growth of bushes, and erected there a nice little hen-house,
-with two glass windows, a little door, and a good pole for his family to
-roost on. He made, moreover, a row of nice little boxes with hay in them
-for nests, and he bought three or four little smooth white china eggs to
-put in them, so that, when his hens _did_ lay, he might carry off their
-eggs without their being missed. This hen-house stood in a little grove
-that sloped down to a wide river, just where there was a little cove
-which reached almost to the hen-house.
-
-This situation inspired one of Master Fred’s boy advisers with a new
-scheme in relation to his poultry enterprise. “Hullo! I say, Fred,” said
-Tom Seymour, “you ought to raise ducks—you’ve got a capital place for
-ducks there.”
-
-“Yes,—but I’ve bought _hens_, you see,” said Freddy; “so it’s no use
-trying.”
-
-“No use! Of course there is! Just as if your hens couldn’t hatch ducks’
-eggs. Now you just wait till one of your hens wants to set, and you put
-ducks’ eggs under her, and you’ll have a family of ducks in a twinkling.
-You can buy ducks’ eggs, a plenty, of old Sam under the hill; he always
-has hens hatch his ducks.”
-
-So Freddy thought it would be a good experiment, and informed his mother
-the next morning that he intended to furnish the ducks for the next
-Christmas dinner; and when she wondered how he was to come by them, he
-said, mysteriously, “O, I will show you how!” but did not further explain
-himself. The next day he went with Tom Seymour, and made a trade with old
-Sam, and gave him a middle-aged jack-knife for eight of his ducks’ eggs.
-Sam, by the by, was a woolly-headed old negro man, who lived by the pond
-hard by, and who had long cast envying eyes on Fred’s jack-knife, because
-it was of extra-fine steel, having been a Christmas present the year
-before. But Fred knew very well there were any number more of jack-knives
-where that came from, and that, in order to get a new one, he must
-dispose of the old; so he made the trade and came home rejoicing.
-
-Now about this time Mrs. Feathertop, having laid her eggs daily with
-great credit to herself, notwithstanding Mrs. Scratchard’s predictions,
-began to find herself suddenly attacked with nervous symptoms. She
-lost her gay spirits, grew dumpish and morose, stuck up her feathers
-in a bristling way, and pecked at her neighbors if they did so much as
-look at her. Master Gray Cock was greatly concerned, and went to old
-Doctor Peppercorn, who looked solemn, and recommended an infusion of
-angle-worms, and said he would look in on the patient twice a day till
-she was better.
-
-“Gracious me, Gray Cock!” said old Goody Kertarkut, who had been lolling
-at the corner as he passed, “a’n’t you a fool?—cocks always are fools.
-Don’t you know what’s the matter with your wife? She wants to set,—that’s
-all; and you just let her set! A fiddlestick for Doctor Peppercorn! Why,
-any good old hen that has brought up a family knows more than a doctor
-about such things. You just go home and tell her to set, if she wants to,
-and behave herself.”
-
-When Gray Cock came home, he found that Master Freddy had been before
-him, and established Mrs. Feathertop upon eight nice eggs, where she
-was sitting in gloomy grandeur. He tried to make a little affable
-conversation with her, and to relate his interview with the doctor and
-Goody Kertarkut, but she was morose and sullen, and only pecked at him
-now and then in a very sharp, unpleasant way; so after a few more efforts
-to make himself agreeable, he left her, and went out promenading with the
-captivating Mrs. Red Comb, a charming young Spanish widow, who had just
-been imported into the neighboring yard.
-
-“Bless my soul!” said he, “you’ve no idea how cross my wife is.”
-
-“O you horrid creature!” said Mrs. Red Comb; “how little you feel for the
-weaknesses of us poor hens!”
-
-“On my word, ma’am,” said Gray Cock, “you do me injustice. But when a
-hen gives way to temper, ma’am, and no longer meets her husband with a
-smile,—when she even pecks at him whom she is bound to honor and obey—”
-
-“Horrid monster! talking of obedience! I should say, sir, you came
-straight from Turkey!” and Mrs. Red Comb tossed her head with a most
-bewitching air, and pretended to run away, and old Mrs. Scratchard looked
-out of her coop and called to Goody Kertarkut,—
-
-“Look how Mr. Gray Cock is flirting with that widow. I always knew she
-was a baggage.”
-
-“And his poor wife left at home alone,” said Goody Kertarkut. “It’s the
-way with ’em all!”
-
-“Yes, yes,” said Dame Scratchard, “she’ll know what real life is now,
-and she won’t go about holding her head so high, and looking down on her
-practical neighbors that have raised families.”
-
-“Poor thing, what’ll she do with a family?” said Goody Kertarkut.
-
-“Well, what business have such young flirts to get married?” said Dame
-Scratchard. “I don’t expect she’ll raise a single chick; and there’s Gray
-Cock flirting about, fine as ever. Folks didn’t do so when I was young.
-I’m sure my husband knew what treatment a setting hen ought to have,—poor
-old Long Spur,—he never minded a peck or so now and then. I must say
-these modern fowls a’n’t what fowls used to be.”
-
-Meanwhile the sun rose and set, and Master Fred was almost the only
-friend and associate of poor little Mrs. Feathertop, whom he fed daily
-with meal and water, and only interrupted her sad reflections by pulling
-her up occasionally to see how the eggs were coming on.
-
-At last, “Peep, peep, peep!” began to be heard in the nest, and one
-little downy head after another poked forth from under the feathers,
-surveying the world with round, bright, winking eyes; and gradually the
-brood were hatched, and Mrs. Feathertop arose, a proud and happy mother,
-with all the bustling, scratching, care-taking instincts of family-life
-warm within her breast. She clucked and scratched, and cuddled the little
-downy bits of things as handily and discreetly as a seven-year-old hen
-could have done, exciting thereby the wonder of the community.
-
-Master Gray Cock came home in high spirits, and complimented her; told
-her she was looking charmingly once more, and said, “Very well, very
-nice!” as he surveyed the young brood. So that Mrs. Feathertop began
-to feel the world going well with her,—when suddenly in came Dame
-Scratchard and Goody Kertarkut to make a morning call.
-
-“Let’s see the chicks,” said Dame Scratchard.
-
-“Goodness me,” said Goody Kertarkut, “what a likeness to their dear papa!”
-
-“Well, but bless me, what’s the matter with their bills?” said Dame
-Scratchard. “Why, my dear, these chicks are deformed! I’m sorry for you,
-my dear, but it’s all the result of your inexperience; you ought to have
-eaten pebble-stones with your meal when you were setting. Don’t you see,
-Dame Kertarkut, what bills they have? That’ll increase, and they’ll be
-frightful!”
-
-“What shall I do?” said Mrs. Feathertop, now greatly alarmed.
-
-“Nothing, as I know of,” said Dame Scratchard, “since you didn’t come to
-me before you set. I could have told you all about it. Maybe it won’t
-kill ’em, but they’ll always be deformed.”
-
-And so the gossips departed, leaving a sting under the pin-feathers of
-the poor little hen mamma, who began to see that her darlings had curious
-little spoon-bills, different from her own, and to worry and fret about
-it.
-
-“My dear,” she said to her spouse, “do get Dr. Peppercorn to come in and
-look at their bills, and see if anything can be done.”
-
-Dr. Peppercorn came in, and put on a monstrous pair of spectacles, and
-said, “Hum! Ha! Extraordinary case,—very singular!”
-
-“Did you ever see anything like it, Doctor?” said both parents, in a
-breath.
-
-“I’ve read of such cases. It’s a calcareous enlargement of the vascular
-bony tissue, threatening ossification,” said the Doctor.
-
-“O, dreadful!—can it be possible?” shrieked both parents. “Can anything
-be done?”
-
-“Well, I should recommend a daily lotion made of mosquitoes’ horns and
-bicarbonate of frogs’ toes, together with a powder, to be taken morning
-and night, of muriate of fleas. One thing you must be careful about: they
-must never wet their feet, nor drink any water.”
-
-“Dear me, Doctor, I don’t know what I _shall_ do, for they seem to have a
-particular fancy for getting into water.”
-
-“Yes, a morbid tendency often found in these cases of bony tumification
-of the vascular tissue of the mouth; but you must resist it, ma’am, as
-their life depends upon it”;—and with that Dr. Peppercorn glared gloomily
-on the young ducks, who were stealthily poking the objectionable little
-spoon-bills out from under their mother’s feathers.
-
-After this poor Mrs. Feathertop led a weary life of it; for the young fry
-were as healthy and enterprising a brood of young ducks as ever carried
-saucepans on the end of their noses, and they most utterly set themselves
-against the Doctor’s prescriptions, murmured at the muriate of fleas
-and the bicarbonate of frogs’ toes, and took every opportunity to waddle
-their little ways down to the mud and water which was in their near
-vicinity. So their bills grew larger and larger, as did the rest of their
-bodies, and family government grew weaker and weaker.
-
-“You’ll wear me out, children, you certainly will,” said poor Mrs.
-Feathertop.
-
-“You’ll go to destruction,—do ye hear?” said Master Gray Cock.
-
-“Did you ever see such frights as poor Mrs. Feathertop has got?” said
-Dame Scratchard. “I knew what would come of _her_ family,—all deformed,
-and with a dreadful sort of madness, which makes them love to shovel mud
-with those shocking spoon-bills of theirs.”
-
-“It’s a kind of idiocy,” said Goody Kertarkut. “Poor things! they can’t
-be kept from the water, nor made to take powders, and so they get worse
-and worse.”
-
-“I understand it’s affecting their feet so that they can’t walk, and
-a dreadful sort of net is growing between their toes; what a shocking
-visitation!”
-
-“She brought it on herself,” said Dame Scratchard. “Why didn’t she come
-to me before she set? She was always an upstart, self-conceited thing,
-but I’m sure I pity her.”
-
-Meanwhile the young ducks throve apace. Their necks grew glossy, like
-changeable green and gold satin, and though they would not take the
-doctor’s medicine, and would waddle in the mud and water,—for which they
-always felt themselves to be very naughty ducks,—yet they grew quite
-vigorous and hearty. At last one day the whole little tribe waddled off
-down to the bank of the river. It was a beautiful day, and the river was
-dancing and dimpling and winking as the little breezes shook the trees
-that hung over it.
-
-“Well,” said the biggest of the little ducks, “in spite of Dr.
-Peppercorn, I can’t help longing for the water. I don’t believe it is
-going to hurt me,—at any rate, here goes”;—and in he plumped, and in
-went every duck after him, and they threw out their great brown feet as
-cleverly as if they had taken rowing lessons all their lives, and sailed
-off on the river, away, away among the ferns, under the pink azalias,
-through reeds and rushes, and arrow-heads and pickerel-weed, the happiest
-ducks that ever were born; and soon they were quite out of sight.
-
-“Well, Mrs. Feathertop, this is a dispensation!” said Mrs. Scratchard.
-“Your children are all drowned at last, just as I knew they’d be. The old
-music-teacher, Master Bullfrog, that lives down in Water-Dock Lane, saw
-’em all plump madly into the water together this morning; that’s what
-comes of not knowing how to bring up a family.”
-
-Mrs. Feathertop gave only one shriek and fainted dead away, and was
-carried home on a cabbage-leaf, and Mr. Gray Cock was sent for, where he
-was waiting on Mrs. Red Comb through the squash-vines.
-
-“It’s a serious time in your family, sir,” said Goody Kertarkut, “and
-you ought to be at home supporting your wife. Send for Doctor Peppercorn
-without delay.”
-
-Now as the case was a very dreadful one, Doctor Peppercorn called a
-council from the barn-yard of the Squire, two miles off, and a brisk
-young Doctor Partlett appeared, in a fine suit of brown and gold, with
-tail-feathers like meteors. A fine young fellow he was, lately from
-Paris, with all the modern scientific improvements fresh in his head.
-
-When he had listened to the whole story, he clapped his spur into the
-ground, and leaning back, laughed so loud that all the cocks in the
-neighborhood crowed.
-
-Mrs. Feathertop rose up out of her swoon, and Mr. Gray Cock was greatly
-enraged.
-
-“What do you mean, sir, by such behavior in the house of mourning?”
-
-“My dear sir, pardon me,—but there is no occasion for mourning. My dear
-madam, let me congratulate you. There is no harm done. The simple matter
-is, dear madam, you have been under a hallucination all along. The
-neighborhood and my learned friend the doctor have all made a mistake in
-thinking that these children of yours were hens at all. They are ducks,
-ma’am, evidently ducks, and very finely formed ducks I dare say.”
-
-At this moment a quack was heard, and at a distance the whole tribe were
-seen coming waddling home, their feathers gleaming in green and gold, and
-they themselves in high good spirits.
-
-“Such a splendid day as we have had!” they all cried in a breath. “And
-we know now how to get our own living; we can take care of ourselves in
-future, so you need have no further trouble with us.”
-
-“Madam,” said the doctor, making a bow with an air which displayed his
-tail-feathers to advantage, “let me congratulate you on the charming
-family you have raised. A finer brood of young, healthy ducks I never
-saw. Give claw, my dear friend,” he said, addressing the elder son. “In
-our barn-yard no family is more respected than that of the ducks.”
-
-And so Madam Feathertop came off glorious at last; and when after this
-the ducks used to go swimming up and down the river like so many nabobs
-among the admiring hens, Doctor Peppercorn used to look after them and
-say, “Ah! I had the care of their infancy!” and Mr. Gray Cock and his
-wife used to say, “It was our system of education did that!”
-
-
-
-
-THE NUTCRACKERS OF NUTCRACKER LODGE.
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-Mr. and Mrs. Nutcracker were as respectable a pair of squirrels as ever
-wore gray brushes over their backs. They were animals of a settled and
-serious turn of mind, not disposed to run after vanities and novelties,
-but filling their station in life with prudence and sobriety. Nutcracker
-Lodge was a hole in a sturdy old chestnut overhanging a shady dell,
-and was held to be as respectably kept an establishment as there was
-in the whole forest. Even Miss Jenny Wren, the greatest gossip of the
-neighborhood, never found anything to criticise in its arrangements, and
-old Parson Too-whit, a venerable owl who inhabited a branch somewhat more
-exalted, as became his profession, was in the habit of saving himself
-much trouble in his parochial exhortations by telling his parishioners in
-short to “look at the Nutcrackers” if they wanted to see what it was to
-live a virtuous life. Everything had gone on prosperously with them, and
-they had reared many successive families of young Nutcrackers, who went
-forth to assume their places in the forest of life, and to reflect credit
-on their bringing-up,—so that naturally enough they began to have a very
-easy way of considering themselves models of wisdom.
-
-But at last it came along, in the course of events, that they had a
-son named Featherhead, who was destined to bring them a great deal of
-anxiety. Nobody knows what the reason is, but the fact was, that Master
-Featherhead was as different from all the former children of this worthy
-couple as if he had been dropped out of the moon into their nest, instead
-of coming into it in the general way. Young Featherhead was a squirrel
-of good parts and a lively disposition, but he was sulky and contrary
-and unreasonable, and always finding matter of complaint in everything
-his respectable papa and mamma did. Instead of assisting in the cares
-of a family,—picking up nuts and learning other lessons proper to a
-young squirrel,—he seemed to settle himself from his earliest years into
-a sort of lofty contempt for the Nutcrackers, for Nutcracker Lodge,
-and for all the good old ways and institutions of the domestic hole,
-which he declared to be stupid and unreasonable, and entirely behind
-the times. To be sure, he was always on hand at meal-times, and played
-a very lively tooth on the nuts which his mother had collected, always
-selecting the very best for himself; but he seasoned his nibbling with so
-much grumbling and discontent, and so many severe remarks, as to give the
-impression that he considered himself a peculiarly ill-used squirrel in
-having to “eat their old grub,” as he very unceremoniously called it.
-
-Papa Nutcracker, on these occasions, was often fiercely indignant, and
-poor little Mamma Nutcracker would shed tears, and beg her darling to
-be a little more reasonable; but the young gentleman seemed always to
-consider himself as the injured party.
-
-Now nobody could tell why or wherefore Master Featherhead looked upon
-himself as injured and aggrieved, since he was living in a good hole,
-with plenty to eat, and without the least care or labor of his own; but
-he seemed rather to value himself upon being gloomy and dissatisfied.
-While his parents and brothers and sisters were cheerfully racing up and
-down the branches, busy in their domestic toils, and laying up stores for
-the winter, Featherhead sat gloomily apart, declaring himself weary of
-existence, and feeling himself at liberty to quarrel with everybody and
-everything about him. Nobody understood him, he said;—he was a squirrel
-of a peculiar nature, and needed peculiar treatment, and nobody treated
-him in a way that did not grate on the finer nerves of his feelings.
-He had higher notions of existence than could be bounded by that old
-rotten hole in a hollow tree; he had thoughts that soared far above the
-miserable, petty details of everyday life, and he _could_ not and _would_
-not bring down these soaring aspirations to the contemptible toil of
-laying up a few chestnuts or hickory-nuts for winter.
-
-“Depend upon it, my dear,” said Mrs. Nutcracker solemnly, “that fellow
-must be a genius.”
-
-“Fiddlestick on his genius!” said old Mr. Nutcracker; “what does he _do_?”
-
-“O nothing, of course; that’s one of the first marks of genius. Geniuses,
-you know, never can come down to common life.”
-
-“He eats enough for any two,” remarked old Nutcracker, “and he never
-helps gather nuts.”
-
-“My dear, ask Parson Too-whit; he has conversed with him, and quite
-agrees with me that he says very uncommon things for a squirrel of his
-age; he has such fine feelings,—so much above those of the common crowd.”
-
-“Fine feelings be hanged!” said old Nutcracker. “When a fellow eats
-all the nuts that his mother gives him, and then grumbles at her, I
-don’t believe much in his fine feelings. Why don’t he set himself about
-something? I’m going to tell my fine young gentleman, that, if he doesn’t
-behave himself, I’ll tumble him out of the nest, neck and crop, and see
-if hunger won’t do something towards bringing down his fine airs.”
-
-But then Mrs. Nutcracker fell on her husband’s neck with both paws, and
-wept, and besought him so piteously to have patience with her darling,
-that old Nutcracker, who was himself a soft-hearted old squirrel,
-was prevailed upon to put up with the airs and graces of his young
-scape-grace a little longer; and secretly in his silly old heart he
-revolved the question whether possibly it might not be that a great
-genius was actually to come of his household.
-
-The Nutcrackers belonged to the old established race of the Grays, but
-they were sociable, friendly people, and kept on the best of terms with
-all branches of the Nutcracker family. The Chipmunks of Chipmunk Hollow
-were a very lively, cheerful, sociable race, and on the very best of
-terms with the Nutcracker Grays. Young Tip Chipmunk, the oldest son, was
-in all respects a perfect contrast to Master Featherhead. He was always
-lively and cheerful, and so very alert in providing for the family, that
-old Mr. and Mrs. Chipmunk had very little care, but could sit sociably
-at the door of their hole and chat with neighbors, quite sure that Tip
-would bring everything out right for them, and have plenty laid up for
-winter.
-
-Now Featherhead took it upon him, for some reason or other, to look down
-upon Tip Chipmunk, and on every occasion to disparage him in the social
-circle, as a very common kind of squirrel, with whom it would be best not
-to associate too freely.
-
-“My dear,” said Mrs. Nutcracker one day, when he was expressing these
-ideas, “it seems to me that you are too hard on poor Tip; he is a most
-excellent son and brother, and I wish you would be civil to him.”
-
-“O, I don’t doubt that Tip is _good_ enough,” said Featherhead,
-carelessly; “but then he is so very common! he hasn’t an idea in his
-skull above his nuts and his hole. He is good-natured enough, to be
-sure,—these very ordinary people often are good-natured,—but he wants
-manner; he has really no manner at all; and as to the deeper feelings,
-Tip hasn’t the remotest idea of them. I mean always to be civil to Tip
-when he comes in my way, but I think the less we see of that sort of
-people the better; and I hope, mother, you won’t invite the Chipmunks at
-Christmas,—these family dinners are such a bore!”
-
-“But, my dear, your father thinks a great deal of the Chipmunks; and it
-is an old family custom to have all the relatives here at Christmas.”
-
-“And an awful bore it is! Why must people of refinement and elevation be
-forever tied down because of some distant relationship? Now there are our
-cousins the High-Flyers,—if we could get them, there would be some sense
-in it. Young Whisk rather promised me for Christmas; but it’s seldom now
-you can get a flying squirrel to show himself in our parts, and if we are
-intimate with the Chipmunks it isn’t to be expected.”
-
-“Confound him for a puppy!” said old Nutcracker, when his wife repeated
-these sayings to him. “Featherhead is a fool. Common, forsooth! I wish
-good, industrious, painstaking sons like Tip Chipmunk _were_ common. For
-my part, I find these uncommon people the most tiresome; they are not
-content with letting us carry the whole load, but they sit on it, and
-scold at us while we carry them.”
-
-But old Mr. Nutcracker, like many other good old gentlemen squirrels,
-found that Christmas dinners and other things were apt to go as his wife
-said, and his wife was apt to go as young Featherhead said; and so, when
-Christmas came, the Chipmunks were not invited, for the first time in
-many years. The Chipmunks, however, took all pleasantly, and accepted
-poor old Mrs. Nutcracker’s awkward apologies with the best possible
-grace, and young Tip looked in on Christmas morning with the compliments
-of the season and a few beech-nuts, which he had secured as a great
-dainty. The fact was, that Tip’s little striped fur coat was so filled up
-and overflowing with cheerful good-will to all, that he never could be
-made to understand that any of his relations could want to cut him; and
-therefore Featherhead looked down on him with contempt, and said he had
-no tact, and couldn’t see when he was not wanted.
-
-It was wonderful to see how, by means of persisting in remarks like
-these, young Featherhead at last got all his family to look up to him
-as something uncommon. Though he added nothing to the family, and
-required more to be done for him than all the others put together,—though
-he showed not the smallest real perseverance or ability in anything
-useful,—yet somehow all his brothers and sisters, and his poor foolish
-old mother, got into a way of regarding him as something wonderful, and
-delighting in his sharp sayings as if they had been the wisest things in
-the world.
-
-But at last old papa declared that it was time for Featherhead to settle
-himself to some business in life, roundly declaring that he could not
-always have him as a hanger-on in the paternal hole.
-
-“What are you going to do, my boy?” said Tip Chipmunk to him one day. “We
-are driving now a thriving trade in hickory-nuts, and if you would like
-to join us—”
-
-“Thank you,” said Featherhead; “but I confess I have no fancy for
-anything so slow as the hickory trade; I never was made to grub and delve
-in that way.”
-
-The fact was, that Featherhead had lately been forming alliances such
-as no reputable squirrel should even think of. He had more than once
-been seen going out evenings with the Rats of Rat Hollow,—a race
-whose reputation for honesty was more than doubtful. The fact was,
-further, that old Longtooth Rat, an old sharper and money-lender, had
-long had his eye on Featherhead as just about silly enough for their
-purposes,—engaging him in what he called a speculation, but which was
-neither more nor less than downright stealing.
-
-Near by the chestnut-tree where Nutcracker Lodge was situated was a large
-barn filled with corn and grain, besides many bushels of hazelnuts,
-chestnuts, and walnuts. Now old Longtooth proposed to young Featherhead
-that he should nibble a passage into this loft, and there establish
-himself in the commission business, passing the nuts and corn to him as
-he wanted them. Old Longtooth knew what he was about in the proposal,
-for he had heard talk of a brisk Scotch terrier that was about to be
-bought to keep the rats from the grain; but you may be sure he kept his
-knowledge to himself, so that Featherhead was none the wiser for it.
-
-“The nonsense of fellows like Tip Chipmunk!” said Featherhead to his
-admiring brothers and sisters. “The perfectly stupid nonsense! There he
-goes, delving and poking, picking up a nut here and a grain there, when
-_I_ step into property at once.”
-
-“But I hope, my son, you are careful to be honest in your dealings,” said
-old Nutcracker, who was a very moral squirrel.
-
-With that, young Featherhead threw his tail saucily over one shoulder,
-winked knowingly at his brothers, and said, “Certainly, sir! If honesty
-consists in getting what you can while it is going, I mean to be honest.”
-
-Very soon Featherhead appeared to his admiring companions in the
-height of prosperity. He had a splendid hole in the midst of a heap of
-chestnuts, and he literally seemed to be rolling in wealth; he never came
-home without showering lavish gifts on his mother and sisters; he wore
-his tail over his back with a buckish air, and patronized Tip Chipmunk
-with a gracious nod whenever he met him, and thought that the world was
-going well with him.
-
-But one luckless day, as Featherhead was lolling in his hole, up came two
-boys with the friskiest, wiriest Scotch terrier you ever saw. His eyes
-blazed like torches, and poor Featherhead’s heart died within him as he
-heard the boys say, “Now we’ll see if we can’t catch the rascal that eats
-our grain.”
-
-Featherhead tried to slink out at the hole he had gnawed to come in by,
-but found it stopped.
-
-“O, you are there, are you, Mister?” said the boy. “Well, you don’t get
-out; and now for a chase!”
-
-And, sure enough, poor Featherhead ran distracted with terror up and
-down, through the bundles of hay, between barrels, and over casks;
-but with the barking terrier ever at his heels, and the boys running,
-shouting, and cheering his pursuer on. He was glad at last to escape
-through a crack, though he left half of his fine brush behind him,—for
-Master Wasp the terrier made a snap at it just as he was going, and
-cleaned all the hair off of it, so that it was bare as a rat’s tail.
-
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-
-Poor Featherhead limped off, bruised and beaten and bedraggled, with the
-boys and dog still after him; and they would have caught him, after all,
-if Tip Chipmunk’s hole had not stood hospitably open to receive him. Tip
-took him in, like a good-natured fellow as he was, and took the best of
-care of him; but the glory of Featherhead’s tail had departed forever. He
-had sprained his left paw, and got a chronic rheumatism, and the fright
-and fatigue which he had gone through had broken up his constitution,
-so that he never again could be what he had been; but Tip gave him a
-situation as under-clerk in his establishment, and from that time he was
-a sadder and a wiser squirrel than he ever had been before.
-
-
-
-
-THE HISTORY OF TIP-TOP.
-
-
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-
-Under the window of a certain pretty little cottage there grew a great
-old apple-tree, which in the spring had thousands and thousands of lovely
-pink blossoms on it, and in the autumn had about half as many bright red
-apples as it had blossoms in the spring.
-
-The nursery of this cottage was a little bower of a room, papered with
-mossy-green paper, and curtained with white muslin; and here five little
-children used to come, in their white nightgowns, to be dressed and have
-their hair brushed and curled every morning.
-
-First, there were Alice and Mary, bright-eyed, laughing little girls, of
-seven and eight years, and then came stout little Jamie, and Charlie, and
-finally little Puss, whose real name was Ellen, but who was called Puss,
-and Pussy, and Birdie, and Toddlie, and any other pet name that came to
-mind.
-
-Now it used to happen, every morning, that the five little heads would
-be peeping out of the window, together, into the flowery boughs of the
-apple-tree; and the reason was this. A pair of robins had built a very
-pretty, smooth-lined nest in a fork of the limb that came directly under
-the window, and the building of this nest had been superintended, day by
-day, by the five pairs of bright eyes of these five children. The robins
-at first had been rather shy of this inspection; but, as they got better
-acquainted, they seemed to think no more of the little curly heads in
-the window, than of the pink blossoms about them, or the daisies and
-buttercups at the foot of the tree.
-
-All the little hands were forward to help; some threw out flossy bits of
-cotton,—for which, we grieve to say, Charlie had cut a hole in the crib
-quilt,—and some threw out bits of thread and yarn, and Allie ravelled
-out a considerable piece from one of her garters, which she threw out
-as a contribution; and they exulted in seeing the skill with which the
-little builders wove everything in. “Little birds, little birds,” they
-would say, “you shall be kept warm, for we have given you cotton out of
-our crib quilt, and yarn out of our stockings.” Nay, so far did this
-generosity proceed, that Charlie cut a flossy, golden curl from Toddlie’s
-head and threw it out; and when the birds caught it up the whole flock
-laughed to see Toddlie’s golden hair figuring in a bird’s-nest.
-
-When the little thing was finished, it was so neat, and trim, and
-workman-like, that the children all exulted over it, and called it “our
-nest,” and the two robins they called “our birds.” But wonderful was
-the joy when the little eyes, opening one morning, saw in the nest a
-beautiful pale-green egg; and the joy grew from day to day, for every day
-there came another egg, and so on till there were five little eggs; and
-then the oldest girl, Alice, said, “There are five eggs; that makes one
-for each of us, and each of us will have a little bird by and by”;—at
-which all the children laughed and jumped for glee.
-
-When the five little eggs were all laid, the mother-bird began to sit
-on them; and at any time of day or night, when a little head peeped out
-of the nursery window, might be seen a round, bright, patient pair of
-bird’s eyes contentedly waiting for the young birds to come. It seemed a
-long time for the children to wait; but every day they put some bread and
-cake from their luncheon on the window-sill, so that the birds might have
-something to eat; but still there she was, patiently watching!
-
-“How long, long, long she waits!” said Jamie, impatiently. “I don’t
-believe she’s ever going to hatch.”
-
-“O, yes she is!” said grave little Alice. “Jamie, you don’t understand
-about these things; it takes a long, long time to hatch eggs. Old Sam
-says his hens set three weeks;—only think, almost a month!”
-
-Three weeks looked a long time to the five bright pairs of little
-watching eyes; but Jamie said, the eggs were so much smaller than hens’
-eggs, that it wouldn’t take so long to hatch them, he knew. Jamie always
-thought he knew all about everything, and was so sure of it that he
-rather took the lead among the children. But one morning, when they
-pushed their five heads out of the window, the round, patient little
-bird-eyes were gone, and there seemed to be nothing in the nest but a
-bunch of something hairy.
-
-Upon this they all cried out, “O mamma, _do_ come here! the bird is gone
-and left her nest!” And when they cried out, they saw five wide little
-red mouths open in the nest, and saw that the hairy bunch of stuff was
-indeed the first of five little birds.
-
-“They are dreadful-looking things,” said Mary; “I didn’t know that little
-birds began by looking so badly.”
-
-“They seem to be all mouth,” said Jamie.
-
-“We must feed them,” said Charlie.
-
-“Here, little birds, here’s some gingerbread for you,” he said; and he
-threw a bit of his gingerbread, which fortunately only hit the nest on
-the outside, and fell down among the buttercups, where two crickets made
-a meal of it, and agreed that it was as excellent gingerbread as if old
-Mother Cricket herself had made it.
-
-“Take care, Charlie,” said his mamma; “we do not know enough to feed
-young birds. We must leave it to their papa and mamma, who probably
-started out bright and early in the morning to get breakfast for them.”
-
-Sure enough, while they were speaking, back came Mr. and Mrs. Robin,
-whirring through the green shadows of the apple-tree; and thereupon all
-the five little red mouths flew open, and the birds put something into
-each.
-
-It was great amusement, after this, to watch the daily feeding of the
-little birds, and to observe how, when not feeding them, the mother
-sat brooding on the nest, warming them under her soft wings, while the
-father-bird sat on the tip-top bough of the apple-tree and sang to them.
-In time they grew and grew, and, instead of a nest full of little red
-mouths, there was a nest full of little, fat, speckled robins, with
-round, bright, cunning eyes, just like their parents; and the children
-began to talk together about their birds.
-
-“I’m going to give my robin a name,” said Mary. “I call him Brown-Eyes.”
-
-“And I call mine Tip-Top,” said Jamie, “because I know he’ll be a tip-top
-bird.”
-
-“And I call mine singer,” said Alice.
-
-“I ’all mine Toddy,” said little Toddlie, who would not be behindhand in
-anything that was going on.
-
-“Hurrah for Toddlie!” said Charlie, “hers is the best of all. For my
-part, I call mine Speckle.”
-
-So then the birds were all made separate characters by having each a
-separate name given it. Brown-Eyes, Tip-Top, Singer, Toddy, and Speckle
-made, as they grew bigger, a very crowded nestful of birds.
-
-Now the children had early been taught to say in a little hymn:—
-
- “Birds in their little nests agree,
- And ’tis a shameful sight
- When children of one family
- Fall out, and chide, and fight”;—
-
-and they thought anything really written and printed in a hymn must be
-true; therefore they were very much astonished to see, from day to day,
-that _their_ little birds in their nests did _not_ agree.
-
-Tip-Top was the biggest and strongest bird, and he was always shuffling
-and crowding the others, and clamoring for the most food; and when Mrs.
-Robin came in with a nice bit of anything, Tip-Top’s red mouth opened so
-wide, and he was so noisy, that one would think the nest was all his. His
-mother used to correct him for these gluttonous ways, and sometimes made
-him wait till all the rest were helped before she gave him a mouthful;
-but he generally revenged himself in her absence by crowding the others
-and making the nest generally uncomfortable. Speckle, however, was a
-bird of spirit, and he used to peck at Tip-Top; so they would sometimes
-have a regular sparring-match across poor Brown-Eyes, who was a meek,
-tender little fellow, and would sit winking and blinking in fear while
-his big brothers quarrelled. As to Toddy and Singer, they turned out to
-be sister birds, and showed quite a feminine talent for chattering; they
-used to scold their badly behaving brothers in a way that made the nest
-quite lively.
-
-On the whole, Mr. and Mrs. Robin did not find their family circle the
-peaceable place the poet represents.
-
-“I say,” said Tip-Top one day to them, “this old nest is a dull, mean,
-crowded hole, and it’s quite time some of us were out of it; just give us
-lessons in flying, won’t you, and let us go.”
-
-“My dear boy,” said Mother Robin, “we shall teach you to fly as soon as
-your wings are strong enough.”
-
-“You are a very little bird,” said his father, “and ought to be good and
-obedient, and wait patiently till your wing-feathers grow; and then you
-can soar away to some purpose.”
-
-“Wait for my wing-feathers? Humbug!” Tip-Top would say, as he sat
-balancing with his little short tail on the edge of the nest, and looking
-down through the grass and clover-heads below, and up into the blue
-clouds above. “Father and mother are slow old birds; keep a fellow back
-with their confounded notions. If they don’t hurry up, I’ll take matters
-into my own claws, and be off some day before they know it. Look at those
-swallows, skimming and diving through the blue air! That’s the way I want
-to do.”
-
-“But, dear brother, the way to learn to do that is to be good and
-obedient while we are little, and wait till our parents think it best for
-us to begin.”
-
-“Shut up your preaching,” said Tip-Top; “what do you girls know of
-flying?”
-
-“About as much as _you_,” said Speckle. “However, I’m sure I don’t care
-how soon you take yourself off, for you take up more room than all the
-rest put together.”
-
-“You mind yourself, Master Speckle, or you’ll get something you don’t
-like,” said Tip-Top, still strutting in a very cavalier way on the edge
-of the nest, and sticking up his little short tail quite valiantly.
-
-“O my darlings,” said the mamma, now fluttering home, “cannot I ever
-teach you to live in love?”
-
-“It’s all Tip-Top’s fault,” screamed the other birds in a flutter.
-
-“My fault? Of course, everything in this nest that goes wrong is laid
-to me,” said Tip-Top; “and I’ll leave it to anybody, now, if I crowd
-anybody. I’ve been sitting outside, on the very edge of the nest, and
-there’s Speckle has got my place.”
-
-“Who wants your place?” said Speckle. “I’m sure you can come in, if you
-please.”
-
-“My dear boy,” said the mother, “do go into the nest and be a good little
-bird, and then you will be happy.”
-
-“That’s always the talk,” said Tip-Top. “I’m too big for the nest, and I
-want to see the world. It’s full of beautiful things, I know. Now there’s
-the most lovely creature, with bright eyes, that comes under the tree
-every day, and wants me to come down in the grass and play with her.”
-
-“My son, my son, beware!” said the frightened mother; “that lovely
-seeming creature is our dreadful enemy, the cat,—a horrid monster, with
-teeth and claws.”
-
-At this, all the little birds shuddered and cuddled deeper in the nest;
-only Tip-Top, in his heart, disbelieved it. “I’m too old a bird,” said
-he to himself, “to believe _that_ story; mother is chaffing me. But I’ll
-show her that I can take care of myself.”
-
-So the next morning, after the father and mother were gone, Tip-Top got
-on the edge of the nest again, and looked over and saw lovely Miss Pussy
-washing her face among the daisies under the tree, and her hair was
-sleek and white as the daisies, and her eyes were yellow and beautiful
-to behold, and she looked up to the tree bewitchingly, and said, “Little
-birds, little birds, come down; Pussy wants to play with you.”
-
-“Only look at her!” said Tip-Top; “her eyes are like gold.”
-
-“No, don’t look,” said Singer and Speckle. “She will bewitch you and then
-eat you up.”
-
-“I’d like to see her try to eat me up,” said Tip-Top, again balancing his
-short tail over the nest. “Just as if she would. She’s just the nicest,
-most innocent creature going, and only wants us to have fun. We never do
-have any fun in this old nest!”
-
-Then the yellow eyes below shot a bewildering light into Tip-Top’s eyes,
-and a voice sounded sweet as silver: “Little birds, little birds, come
-down; Pussy wants to play with you.”
-
-“Her paws are as white as velvet,” said Tip-Top; “and so soft! I don’t
-believe she has any claws.”
-
-“Don’t go, brother, don’t!” screamed both sisters.
-
-All we know about it is, that a moment after a direful scream was heard
-from the nursery window. “O mamma, mamma, do come here! Tip-Top’s fallen
-out of the nest, and the cat has got him!”
-
-Away ran Pussy with foolish little Tip-Top in her mouth, and he squeaked
-dolefully when he felt her sharp teeth. Wicked Miss Pussy had no mind to
-eat him at once; she meant just as she said, to “play with him.” So she
-ran off to a private place among the currant-bushes, while all the little
-curly heads were scattered up and down looking for her.
-
-Did you ever see a cat play with a bird or a mouse? She sets it down, and
-seems to go off and leave it; but the moment it makes the first movement
-to get away,—pounce! she springs on it, and shakes it in her mouth; and
-so she teases and tantalizes it, till she gets ready to kill and eat it.
-I can’t say why she does it, except that it is a cat’s nature; and it is
-a very bad nature for foolish young robins to get acquainted with.
-
-“O, where is he? where is he? Do find my poor Tip-Top,” said Jamie,
-crying as loud as he could scream. “I’ll kill that horrid cat,—I’ll kill
-her!”
-
-Mr. and Mrs. Robin, who had come home meantime, joined their plaintive
-chirping to the general confusion; and Mrs. Robin’s bright eyes soon
-discovered her poor little son, where Pussy was patting and rolling him
-from one paw to the other under the currant-bushes; and settling on the
-bush above, she called the little folks to the spot by her cries.
-
-Jamie plunged under the bush, and caught the cat with luckless Tip-Top in
-her mouth; and, with one or two good thumps, he obliged her to let him
-go. Tip-Top was not dead, but in a sadly draggled and torn state. Some
-of his feathers were torn out, and one of his wings was broken, and hung
-down in a melancholy way.
-
-“O, what _shall_ we do for him? He will die. Poor Tip-Top!” said the
-children.
-
-“Let’s put him back into the nest, children,” said mamma. “His mother
-will know best what to do with him.”
-
-So a ladder was got, and papa climbed up and put poor Tip-Top safely into
-the nest. The cat had shaken all the nonsense well out of him; he was a
-dreadfully humbled young robin.
-
-The time came at last when all the other birds in the nest learned to
-fly, and fluttered and flew about everywhere; but poor melancholy Tip-Top
-was still confined to the nest with a broken wing. Finally, as it became
-evident that it would be long before he could fly, Jamie took him out of
-the nest, and made a nice little cage for him, and used to feed him every
-day, and he would hop about and seem tolerably contented; but it was
-evident that he would be a lame-winged robin all his days.
-
-Jamie’s mother told him that Tip-Top’s history was an allegory.
-
-“I don’t know what you mean, mamma,” said Jamie.
-
-“When something in a bird’s life is like something in a boy’s life,
-or when a story is similar in its meaning to reality, we call it an
-allegory. Little boys, when they are about half grown up, sometimes do
-just as Tip-Top did. They are in a great hurry to get away from home into
-the great world; and then Temptation comes, with bright eyes and smooth
-velvet paws, and promises them fun; and they go to bad places; they get
-to smoking, and then to drinking; and, finally, the bad habit gets them
-in its teeth and claws, and plays with them as a cat does with a mouse.
-They try to reform, just as your robin tried to get away from the cat;
-but their bad habits pounce on them and drag them back. And so, when the
-time comes that they want to begin life, they are miserable, broken-down
-creatures, like your broken-winged robin.
-
-“So, Jamie, remember, and don’t try to be a man before your time, and let
-your parents judge for you while you are young; and never believe in any
-soft white Pussy, with golden eyes, that comes and wants to tempt you to
-come down and play with her. If a big boy offers to teach you to smoke a
-cigar, that is Pussy. If a boy wants you to go into a billiard-saloon,
-that is Pussy. If a boy wants you to learn to drink anything with spirit
-in it, however sweetened and disguised, remember, Pussy is there; and
-Pussy’s claws are long, and Pussy’s teeth are strong; and if she gives
-you one shake in your youth, you will be like a broken-winged robin all
-your days.”
-
-
-
-
-MISS KATY-DID AND MISS CRICKET.
-
-
-Miss Katy-did sat on the branch of a flowering Azalia, in her best suit
-of fine green and silver, with wings of point-lace from Mother Nature’s
-finest web.
-
-Miss Katy was in the very highest possible spirits, because her gallant
-cousin, Colonel Katy-did, had looked in to make her a morning visit. It
-was a fine morning, too, which goes for as much among the Katy-dids as
-among men and women. It was, in fact, a morning that Miss Katy thought
-must have been made on purpose for her to enjoy herself in. There had
-been a patter of rain the night before, which had kept the leaves awake
-talking to each other till nearly morning, but by dawn the small winds
-had blown brisk little puffs, and whisked the heavens clear and bright
-with their tiny wings, as you have seen Susan clear away the cobwebs in
-your mamma’s parlor; and so now there were only left a thousand blinking,
-burning water-drops, hanging like convex mirrors at the end of each leaf,
-and Miss Katy admired herself in each one.
-
-“Certainly I am a pretty creature,” she said to herself; and when the
-gallant Colonel said something about being dazzled by her beauty, she
-only tossed her head and took it as quite a matter of course.
-
-“The fact is, my dear Colonel,” she said, “I am thinking of giving a
-party, and you must help me make out the lists.”
-
-“My dear, you make me the happiest of Katy-dids.”
-
-“Now,” said Miss Katy-did, drawing an azalia-leaf towards her, “let us
-see,—whom shall we have? The Fireflies, of course; everybody wants them,
-they are so brilliant;—a little unsteady, to be sure, but quite in the
-higher circles.”
-
-“Yes, we must have the Fireflies,” echoed the Colonel.
-
-“Well, then,—and the Butterflies and the Moths. Now, there’s a trouble.
-There’s such an everlasting tribe of those Moths; and if you invite dull
-people they’re always sure all to come, every one of them. Still, if you
-have the Butterflies, you can’t leave out the Moths.
-
-“Old Mrs. Moth has been laid up lately with a gastric fever, and that may
-keep two or three of the Misses Moth at home,” said the Colonel.
-
-“Whatever could give the old lady such a turn?” said Miss Katy. “I
-thought she never was sick.”
-
-“I suspect it’s high living. I understand she and her family ate up a
-whole ermine cape last month, and it disagreed with them.
-
-“For my part, I can’t conceive how the Moths can live as they do,” said
-Miss Katy, with a face of disgust. “Why, I could no more eat worsted and
-fur, as they do—”
-
-“That is quite evident from the fairy-like delicacy of your appearance,”
-said the Colonel. “One can see that nothing so gross or material has ever
-entered into your system.”
-
-“I’m sure,” said Miss Katy, “mamma says she don’t know what does keep me
-alive; half a dewdrop and a little bit of the nicest part of a rose-leaf,
-I assure you, often last me for a day. But we are forgetting our list.
-Let’s see,—the Fireflies, Butterflies, Moths. The Bees must come, I
-suppose.”
-
-“The Bees are a worthy family,” said the Colonel.
-
-“Worthy enough, but dreadfully humdrum,” said Miss Katy. “They never talk
-about anything but honey and housekeeping; still, they are a class of
-people one cannot neglect.”
-
-“Well, then, there are the Bumble-Bees.”
-
-“O, I doat on them! General Bumble is one of the most dashing, brilliant
-fellows of the day.”
-
-“I think he is shockingly corpulent,” said Colonel Katy-did, not at all
-pleased to hear him praised;—“don’t you?”
-
-“I don’t know but he _is_ a little stout,” said Miss Katy; “but so
-distinguished and elegant in his manners,—something martial and breezy
-about him.”
-
-“Well, if you invite the Bumble-Bees you must have the Hornets.”
-
-“Those spiteful Hornets,—I detest them!”
-
-“Nevertheless, dear Miss Katy, one does not like to offend the Hornets.”
-
-“No, one can’t. There are those five Misses Hornet,—dreadful old
-maids!—as full of spite as they can live. You may be sure they will every
-one come, and be looking about to make spiteful remarks. Put down the
-Hornets, though.”
-
-“How about the Mosquitos?” said the Colonel.
-
-“Those horrid Mosquitos,—they are dreadfully plebeian! Can’t one cut
-them?”
-
-“Well, dear Miss Katy,” said the Colonel, “if you ask my candid opinion
-as a friend, I should say _not_. There’s young Mosquito, who graduated
-last year, has gone into literature, and is connected with some of our
-leading papers, and they say he carries the sharpest pen of all the
-writers. It won’t do to offend him.”
-
-“And so I suppose we must have his old aunts, and all six of his sisters,
-and all his dreadfully common relations.”
-
-“It is a pity,” said the Colonel, “but one must pay one’s tax to society.”
-
-Just at this moment the conference was interrupted by a visitor, Miss
-Keziah Cricket, who came in with her work-bag on her arm to ask a
-subscription for a poor family of Ants who had just had their house hoed
-up in clearing the garden-walks.
-
-“How stupid of them,” said Katy, “not to know better than to put their
-house in the garden-walk; that’s just like those Ants!”
-
-“Well, they are in great trouble; all their stores destroyed, and their
-father killed,—cut quite in two by a hoe.”
-
-“How very shocking! I don’t like to hear of such disagreeable things,—it
-affects my nerves terribly. Well, I’m sure I haven’t anything to give.
-Mamma said yesterday she was sure she didn’t know how our bills were to
-be paid,—and there’s my green satin with point-lace yet to come home.”
-And Miss Katy-did shrugged her shoulders and affected to be very busy
-with Colonel Katy-did, in just the way that young ladies sometimes do
-when they wish to signify to visitors that they had better leave.
-
-Little Miss Cricket perceived how the case stood, and so hopped briskly
-off, without giving herself even time to be offended. “Poor extravagant
-little thing!” said she to herself, “it was hardly worth while to ask
-her.”
-
-“Pray, shall you invite the Crickets?” said Colonel Katy-did.
-
-“Who? I? Why, Colonel, what a question! Invite the Crickets? Of what can
-you be thinking?”
-
-“And shall you not ask the Locusts, or the Grasshoppers?”
-
-“Certainly. The Locusts, of course,—a very old and distinguished family;
-and the Grasshoppers are pretty well, and ought to be asked. But we must
-draw a line somewhere,—and the Crickets! why, it’s shocking even to think
-of!”
-
-“I thought they were nice, respectable people.”
-
-“O, perfectly nice and respectable,—very good people, in fact, so far as
-that goes. But then you must see the difficulty.”
-
-“My dear cousin, I am afraid you must explain.”
-
-“Why, their _color_, to be sure. Don’t you see?”
-
-“Oh!” said the Colonel. “That’s it, is it? Excuse me, but I have been
-living in France, where these distinctions are wholly unknown, and I have
-not yet got myself in the train of fashionable ideas here.”
-
-“Well, then, let me teach you,” said Miss Katy. “You know we republicans
-go for no distinctions except those created by Nature herself, and we
-found our rank upon _color_, because that is clearly a thing that none
-has any hand in but our Maker. You see?”
-
-“Yes; but who decides what color shall be the reigning color?”
-
-“I’m surprised to hear the question! The only true color—the only proper
-one—is _our_ color, to be sure. A lovely pea-green is the precise shade
-on which to found aristocratic distinction. But then we are liberal;—we
-associate with the Moths, who are gray; with the Butterflies, who are
-blue-and-gold-colored; with the Grasshoppers, yellow and brown;—and
-society would become dreadfully mixed if it were not fortunately
-ordered that the Crickets are black as jet. The fact is, that a class
-to be looked down upon is necessary to all elegant society, and if
-the Crickets were not black, we could not keep them down, because,
-as everybody knows, they are often a great deal cleverer than we are.
-They have a vast talent for music and dancing; they are very quick at
-learning, and would be getting to the very top of the ladder if we once
-allowed them to climb. But their being black is a convenience,—because,
-as long as we are green and they black, we have a superiority that can
-never be taken from us. Don’t you see, now?”
-
-“O yes, I see exactly,” said the Colonel.
-
-“Now that Keziah Cricket, who just came in here, is quite a musician, and
-her old father plays the violin beautifully;—by the way, we might engage
-him for our orchestra.”
-
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-
-And so Miss Katy’s ball came off, and the performers kept it up from
-sundown till daybreak, so that it seemed as if every leaf in the forest
-were alive. The Katy-dids, and the Mosquitos, and the Locusts, and a full
-orchestra of Crickets made the air perfectly vibrate, insomuch that old
-Parson Too-Whit, who was preaching a Thursday evening lecture to a very
-small audience, announced to his hearers that he should certainly write a
-discourse against dancing for the next weekly occasion.
-
-The good Doctor was even with his word in the matter, and gave out some
-very sonorous discourses, without in the least stopping the round of
-gayeties kept up by these dissipated Katy-dids, which ran on, night
-after night, till the celebrated Jack Frost epidemic, which occurred
-somewhere about the first of September.
-
-Poor Miss Katy, with her flimsy green satin and point-lace, was one of
-the first victims, and fell from the bough in company with a sad shower
-of last year’s leaves. The worthy Cricket family, however, avoided Jack
-Frost by emigrating in time to the chimney-corner of a nice little
-cottage that had been built in the wood that summer.
-
-There good old Mr. and Mrs. Cricket, with sprightly Miss Keziah and her
-brothers and sisters, found a warm and welcome home; and when the storm
-howled without, and lashed the poor naked trees, the Crickets on the warm
-hearth would chirp out cheery welcome to papa as he came in from the
-snowy path, or mamma as she sat at her work-basket.
-
-“Cheep, cheep, cheep!” little Freddy would say. “Mamma, who is it says
-‘cheep’?”
-
-“Dear Freddy, it’s our own dear little cricket, who loves us and comes to
-sing to us when the snow is on the ground.”
-
-So when poor Miss Katy-did’s satin and lace were all swept away, the warm
-home-talents of the Crickets made for them a welcome refuge.
-
-
-
-
-MOTHER MAGPIE’S MISCHIEF.
-
-
-Old Mother Magpie was about the busiest character in the forest. But you
-must know that there is a great difference between being busy and being
-industrious. One may be very busy all the time, and yet not in the least
-industrious; and this was the case with Mother Magpie.
-
-She was always full of everybody’s business but her own,—up and down,
-here and there, everywhere but in her own nest, knowing every one’s
-affairs, telling what everybody had been doing or ought to do, and ready
-to cast her advice _gratis_ at every bird and beast of the woods.
-
-Now she bustled up to the parsonage at the top of the oak-tree, to tell
-old Parson Too-Whit what she thought he ought to preach for his next
-sermon, and how dreadful the morals of the parish were becoming. Then,
-having perfectly bewildered the poor old gentleman, who was always sleepy
-of a Monday morning, Mother Magpie would take a peep into Mrs. Oriole’s
-nest, sit chattering on a bough above, and pour forth floods of advice,
-which, poor little Mrs. Oriole used to say to her husband, bewildered her
-more than a hard northeast storm.
-
-“Depend upon it, my dear,” Mother Magpie would say, “that this way of
-building your nest, swinging like an old empty stocking from a bough,
-isn’t at all the thing. I never built one so in my life, and I never have
-headaches. Now you complain always that your head aches whenever I call
-upon you. It’s all on account of this way of swinging and swaying about
-in such an absurd manner.”
-
-“But, my dear,” piped Mrs. Oriole, timidly, “the Orioles always have
-built in this manner, and it suits our constitution.”
-
-“A fiddle on your constitution! How can you tell what agrees with your
-constitution unless you try? You own you are not well; you are subject
-to headaches, and every physician will tell you that a tilting motion
-disorders the stomach and acts upon the brain. Ask old Dr. Kite. I was
-talking with him about your case only yesterday, and says he, ‘Mrs.
-Magpie, I perfectly agree with you.’”
-
-“But my husband prefers this style of building.”
-
-“That’s only because he isn’t properly instructed. Pray, did you ever
-attend Dr. Kite’s lectures on the nervous system?”
-
-“No, I have no time to attend lectures. Who would set on the eggs?”
-
-“Why, your husband, to be sure; don’t he take his turn in setting? If
-he don’t, he ought to. I shall speak to him about it. My husband always
-sets regularly half the time, that I might have time to go about and
-exercise.”
-
-“O Mrs. Magpie, pray don’t speak to my husband; he will think I’ve been
-complaining.”
-
-“No, no, he won’t! Let me alone. I understand just how to say the thing.
-I’ve advised hundreds of young husbands in my day, and I never give
-offence.”
-
-“But I tell you, Mrs. Magpie, I don’t want any interference between my
-husband and me, and I will not have it,” says Mrs. Oriole, with her
-little round eyes flashing with indignation.
-
-“Don’t put yourself in a passion, my dear; the more you talk, the more
-sure I am that your nervous system is running down, or you wouldn’t
-forget good manners in this way. You’d better take my advice, for I
-understand just what to do,”—and away sails Mother Magpie; and presently
-young Oriole comes home, all in a flutter.
-
-“I say, my dear, if you will persist in gossiping over our private family
-matters with that old Mother Magpie—”
-
-“My dear, I don’t gossip; she comes and bores me to death with talking,
-and then goes off and mistakes what she has been saying for what I said.”
-
-“But you must _cut_ her.”
-
-“I try to, all I can; but she won’t _be_ cut.”
-
-“It’s enough to make a bird swear,” said Tommy Oriole.
-
-Tommy Oriole, to say the truth, had as good a heart as ever beat under
-bird’s feathers; but then he had a weakness for concerts and general
-society, because he was held to be, by all odds, the handsomest bird in
-the woods, and sung like an angel; and so the truth was he didn’t confine
-himself so much to the domestic nest as Tom Titmouse or Billy Wren. But
-he determined that he wouldn’t have old Mother Magpie interfering with
-his affairs.
-
-“The fact is,” quoth Tommy, “I am a society bird, and Nature has marked
-out for me a course beyond the range of the commonplace, and my wife
-must learn to accommodate. If she has a brilliant husband, whose success
-gratifies her ambition and places her in a distinguished public position,
-she must pay something for it. I’m sure Billy Wren’s wife would give her
-very bill to see her husband in the circles where I am quite at home. To
-say the truth, my wife was all well enough content till old Mother Magpie
-interfered. It is quite my duty to take strong ground, and show that I
-cannot be dictated to.”
-
-So, after this, Tommy Oriole went to rather more concerts, and spent less
-time at home than ever he did before, which was all that Mother Magpie
-effected in that quarter. I confess this was very bad in Tommy; but then
-birds are no better than men in domestic matters, and sometimes will take
-the most unreasonable courses, if a meddlesome Magpie gets her claw into
-their nest.
-
-But old Mother Magpie had now got a new business in hand in another
-quarter. She bustled off down to Waterdock Lane, where, as we said in a
-former narrative, lived the old music-teacher, Dr. Bullfrog. The poor
-old Doctor was a simple-minded, good, amiable creature, who had played
-the double-bass and led the forest choir on all public occasions since
-nobody knows when. Latterly some youngsters had arisen who sneered at his
-performances as behind the age. In fact, since a great city had grown
-up in the vicinity of the forest, tribes of wandering boys broke up the
-simple tastes and quiet habits which old Mother Nature had always kept
-up in those parts. They pulled the young checkerberry before it even had
-time to blossom, rooted up the sassafras shrubs and gnawed their roots,
-fired off guns at the birds, and, on several occasions when old Dr.
-Bullfrog was leading a concert, had dashed in and broken up the choir by
-throwing stones.
-
-This was not the worst of it. The little varlets had a way of jeering at
-the simple old Doctor and his concerts, and mimicking the tones of his
-bass-viol. “There you go, Paddy-go-donk, Paddy-go-donk—umph—chunk,” some
-rascal of a boy would shout, while poor old Bullfrog’s yellow spectacles
-would be bedewed with tears of honest indignation. In time, the jeers of
-these little savages began to tell on the society in the forest, and to
-corrupt their simple manners; and it was whispered among the younger and
-more heavy birds and squirrels, that old Bullfrog was a bore, and that it
-was time to get up a new style of music in the parish, and to give the
-charge of it to some more modern performer.
-
-Poor old Dr. Bullfrog knew nothing of this, however, and was doing his
-simple best, in peace, when Mother Magpie called in upon him, one morning.
-
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-
-“Well, neighbor, how unreasonable people are! Who would have thought
-that the youth of our generation should have no more consideration for
-established merit? Now, for my part, _I_ think your music-teaching never
-was better; and as for our choir, I maintain constantly that it never was
-in better order, but—Well, one may wear her tongue out, but one can never
-make these young folks listen to reason.”
-
-“I really don’t understand you, ma’am,” said poor Dr. Bullfrog.
-
-“What! you haven’t heard of a committee that is going to call on you, to
-ask you to resign the care of the parish music?”
-
-“Madam,” said Dr. Bullfrog, with all that energy of tone for which he was
-remarkable, “I don’t believe it,—I _can’t_ believe it. You must have made
-a mistake.”
-
-“I mistake! No, no, my good friend; I never make mistakes. What I know,
-I know certainly. Wasn’t it I that said I knew there was an engagement
-between Tim Chipmunk and Nancy Nibble, who are married this blessed day?
-I knew that thing six weeks before any bird or beast in our parts; and I
-can tell you, you are going to be scandalously and ungratefully treated,
-Dr. Bullfrog.”
-
-“Bless me, we shall all be ruined!” said Mrs. Bullfrog; “my poor husband—”
-
-“O, as to that, if you take things in time, and listen to my advice,”
-said Mother Magpie, “we may yet pull you through. You must alter your
-style a little,—adapt it to modern times. Everybody now is a little
-touched with the operatic fever, and there’s Tommy Oriole has been to New
-Orleans and brought back a touch of the artistic. If you would try his
-style a little,—something Tyrolean, you see.”
-
-“Dear madam, consider my voice. I never could hit the high notes.”
-
-“How do you know? It’s all practice; Tommy Oriole says so. Just try the
-scales. As to your voice, your manner of living has a great deal to do
-with it. I always did tell you that your passion for water injured your
-singing. Suppose Tommy Oriole should sit half his days up to his hips
-in water, as you do,—his voice would be as hoarse and rough as yours.
-Come up on the bank, and learn to perch, as we birds do. We are the true
-musical race.”
-
-And so, poor Mr. Bullfrog was persuaded to forego his pleasant little
-cottage under the cat-tails, where his green spectacles and honest round
-back had excited, even in the minds of the boys, sentiments of respect
-and compassion. He came up into the garden, and established himself under
-a burdock, and began to practise Italian scales.
-
-The result was, that poor old Dr. Bullfrog, instead of being considered
-as a respectable old bore, got himself universally laughed at for aping
-fashionable manners. Every bird and beast in the forest had a gibe at
-him; and even old Parson Too-Whit thought it worth his while to make him
-a pastoral call, and admonish him about courses unbefitting his age and
-standing. As to Mother Magpie, you may be sure that she assured every
-one how sorry she was that dear old Dr. Bullfrog had made such a fool of
-himself; if he had taken her advice, he would have kept on respectably as
-a nice old Bullfrog should.
-
-But the tragedy for the poor old music-teacher grew even more melancholy
-in its termination; for one day as he was sitting disconsolately under a
-currant-bush in the garden, practising his poor old notes in a quiet way,
-_thump_ came a great blow of a hoe, which nearly broke his back.
-
-“Hullo! what ugly beast have we got here?” said Tom Noakes, the
-gardener’s boy. “Here, here, Wasp, my boy.”
-
-What a fright for a poor, quiet, old Bullfrog, as little wiry, wicked
-Wasp came at him, barking and yelping. He jumped with all his force sheer
-over a patch of bushes into the river, and swam back to his old home
-among the cat-tails. And always after that it was observable that he was
-very low-spirited, and took very dark views of life; but nothing made him
-so angry as any allusion to Mother Magpie, of whom, from that time, he
-never spoke except as _Old Mother Mischief_.
-
-
-
-
-THE SQUIRRELS THAT LIVE IN A HOUSE.
-
-
-Once upon a time a gentleman went out into a great forest, and cut away
-the trees, and built there a very nice little cottage. It was set very
-low on the ground, and had very large bow-windows, and so much of it was
-glass that one could look through it on every side and see what was going
-on in the forest. You could see the shadows of the fern-leaves, as they
-flickered and wavered over the ground, and the scarlet partridge-berry
-and wintergreen plums that matted round the roots of the trees, and
-the bright spots of sunshine that fell through their branches and
-went dancing about among the bushes and leaves at their roots. You
-could see the little chipping sparrows and thrushes and robins and
-bluebirds building their nests here and there among the branches, and
-watch them from day to day as they laid their eggs and hatched their
-young. You could also see red squirrels, and gray squirrels, and little
-striped chip-squirrels, darting and springing about, here and there
-and everywhere, running races with each other from bough to bough, and
-chattering at each other in the gayest possible manner.
-
-You may be sure that such a strange thing as a great mortal house for
-human beings to live in did not come into this wild wood without making
-quite a stir and excitement among the inhabitants that lived there
-before. All the time it was building, there was the greatest possible
-commotion in the breasts of all the older population; and there wasn’t
-even a black ant, or a cricket, that did not have his own opinion about
-it, and did not tell the other ants and crickets just what he thought the
-world was coming to in consequence.
-
-Old Mrs. Rabbit declared that the hammering and pounding made her
-nervous, and gave her most melancholy forebodings of evil times. “Depend
-upon it, children,” she said to her long-eared family, “no good will come
-to us from this establishment. Where man is, there comes always trouble
-for us poor rabbits.”
-
-The old chestnut-tree, that grew on the edge of the woodland ravine,
-drew a great sigh which shook all his leaves, and expressed it as his
-conviction that no good would ever come of it,—a conviction that at once
-struck to the heart of every chestnut-burr. The squirrels talked together
-of the dreadful state of things that would ensue. “Why!” said old Father
-Gray, “it’s evident that Nature made the nuts for us; but one of these
-great human creatures will carry off and gormandize upon what would keep
-a hundred poor families of squirrels in comfort.” Old Ground-mole said it
-did not require very sharp eyes to see into the future, and it would just
-end in bringing down the price of real estate in the whole vicinity,
-so that every decent-minded and respectable quadruped would be obliged
-to move away;—for his part, he was ready to sell out for anything he
-could get. The bluebirds and bobolinks, it is true, took more cheerful
-views of matters; but then, as old Mrs. Ground-mole observed, they were
-a flighty set,—half their time careering and dissipating in the Southern
-States,—and could not be expected to have that patriotic attachment
-to their native soil that those had who had grubbed in it from their
-earliest days.
-
-“This race of man,” said the old chestnut-tree, “is never ceasing in
-its restless warfare on Nature. In our forest solitudes, hitherto, how
-peacefully, how quietly, how regularly has everything gone on! Not a
-flower has missed its appointed time of blossoming, or failed to perfect
-its fruit. No matter how hard has been the winter, how loud the winds
-have roared, and how high the snow-banks have been piled, all has come
-right again in spring. Not the least root has lost itself under the
-snows, so as not to be ready with its fresh leaves and blossoms when
-the sun returns to melt the frosty chains of winter. We have storms
-sometimes that threaten to shake everything to pieces,—the thunder
-roars, the lightning flashes, and the winds howl and beat; but, when
-all is past, everything comes out better and brighter than before,—not
-a bird is killed, not the frailest flower destroyed. But man comes,
-and in one day he will make a desolation that centuries cannot repair.
-Ignorant boor that he is, and all incapable of appreciating the glorious
-works of Nature, it seems to be his glory to be able to destroy in a
-few hours what it was the work of ages to produce. The noble oak, that
-has been cut away to build this contemptible human dwelling, had a life
-older and wiser than that of any man in this country. That tree has
-seen generations of men come and go. It was a fresh young tree when
-Shakespeare was born; it was hardly a middle-aged tree when he died; it
-was growing here when the first ship brought the white men to our shores,
-and hundreds and hundreds of those whom they call bravest, wisest,
-strongest,—warriors, statesmen, orators, and poets,—have been born,
-have grown up, lived, and died, while yet it has outlived them all. It
-has seen more wisdom than the best of them; but two or three hours of
-brutal strength sufficed to lay it low. Which of these dolts could make
-a tree? I’d like to see them do anything like it. How noisy and clumsy
-are all their movements,—chopping, pounding, rasping, hammering! And,
-after all, what do they build? In the forest we do everything so quietly.
-A tree would be ashamed of itself that could not get its growth without
-making such a noise and dust and fuss. Our life is the perfection of good
-manners. For my part, I feel degraded at the mere presence of these human
-beings; but, alas! I am old;—a hollow place at my heart warns me of the
-progress of decay, and probably it will be seized upon by these rapacious
-creatures as an excuse for laying me as low as my noble green brother.”
-
-In spite of all this disquiet about it, the little cottage grew and was
-finished. The walls were covered with pretty paper, the floors carpeted
-with pretty carpets; and, in fact, when it was all arranged, and the
-garden walks laid out, and beds of flowers planted around, it began to be
-confessed, even among the most critical, that it was not after all so bad
-a thing as was to have been feared.
-
-A black ant went in one day and made a tour of exploration up and down,
-over chairs and tables, up the ceilings and down again, and, coming out,
-wrote an article for the Crickets’ Gazette, in which he described the new
-abode as a veritable palace. Several butterflies fluttered in and sailed
-about and were wonderfully delighted, and then a bumble-bee and two or
-three honey-bees, who expressed themselves well pleased with the house,
-but more especially enchanted with the garden. In fact, when it was found
-that the proprietors were very fond of the rural solitudes of Nature, and
-had come out there for the purpose of enjoying them undisturbed,—that
-they watched and spared the anemones, and the violets, and bloodroots,
-and dog’s-tooth violets, and little woolly rolls of fern that began to
-grow up under the trees in spring,—that they never allowed a gun to be
-fired to scare the birds, and watched the building of their nests with
-the greatest interest,—then an opinion in favor of human beings began
-to gain ground, and every cricket and bird and beast was loud in their
-praise.
-
-“Mamma,” said young Tit-bit, a frisky young squirrel, to his mother one
-day, “why won’t you let Frisky and me go into that pretty new cottage to
-play?”
-
-“My dear,” said his mother, who was a very wary and careful old squirrel,
-“how can you think of it? The race of man are full of devices for traps
-and pitfalls, and who could say what might happen, if you put yourself in
-their power? If you had wings like the butterflies and bees, you might
-fly in and out again, and so gratify your curiosity; but, as matters
-stand, it’s best for you to keep well out of their way.”
-
-“But mother, there is such a nice, good lady lives there! I believe
-she is a good fairy, and she seems to love us all so; she sits in the
-bow-window and watches us for hours, and she scatters corn all round at
-the roots of the tree for us to eat.”
-
-“She is nice enough,” said the old mother-squirrel, “if you keep far
-enough off; but I tell you, you can’t be too careful.”
-
-Now this good fairy that the squirrels discoursed about was a nice little
-old lady that the children used to call Aunt Esther, and she was a dear
-lover of birds and squirrels, and all sorts of animals, and had studied
-their little ways till she knew just what would please them; and so she
-would every day throw out crumbs for the sparrows, and little bits of
-bread and wool and cotton to help the birds that were building their
-nests, and would scatter corn and nuts for the squirrels; and while she
-sat at her work in the bow-window she would smile to see the birds flying
-away with the wool, and the squirrels nibbling their nuts. After a while
-the birds grew so tame that they would hop into the bow-window, and eat
-their crumbs off the carpet.
-
-“There, mamma,” said Tit-bit and Frisky, “only see! Jenny Wren and Cock
-Robin have been in at the bow-window, and it didn’t hurt them, and why
-can’t we go?”
-
-“Well, my dears,” said old Mother Squirrel, “you must do it very
-carefully: never forget that you haven’t wings like Jenny Wren and Cock
-Robin.”
-
-So the next day Aunt Esther laid a train of corn from the roots of the
-trees to the bow-window, and then from the bow-window to her work-basket,
-which stood on the floor beside her; and then she put quite a handful of
-corn in the work-basket, and sat down by it, and seemed intent on her
-sewing. Very soon, creep, creep, creep, came Tit-bit and Frisky to the
-window, and then into the room, just as sly and as still as could be,
-and Aunt Esther sat just like a statue for fear of disturbing them.
-They looked all around in high glee, and when they came to the basket it
-seemed to them a wonderful little summer-house, made on purpose for them
-to play in. They nosed about in it, and turned over the scissors and the
-needle-book, and took a nibble at her white wax, and jostled the spools,
-meanwhile stowing away the corn each side of their little chops, till
-they both of them looked as if they had the mumps.
-
-At last Aunt Esther put out her hand to touch them, when, whisk-frisk,
-out they went, and up the trees, chattering and laughing before she had
-time even to wink.
-
-But after this they used to come in every day, and when she put corn in
-her hand and held it very still they would eat out of it; and, finally,
-they would get into her hand, until one day she gently closed it over
-them, and Frisky and Tit-bit were fairly caught.
-
-O, how their hearts beat! but the good fairy only spoke gently to them,
-and soon unclosed her hand and let them go again. So, day after day, they
-grew to have more and more faith in her, till they would climb into her
-work-basket, sit on her shoulder, or nestle away in her lap as she sat
-sewing. They made also long exploring voyages all over the house, up and
-through all the chambers, till finally, I grieve to say, poor Frisky came
-to an untimely end by being drowned in the water-tank at the top of the
-house.
-
-The dear good fairy passed away from the house in time, and went to
-a land where the flowers never fade, and the birds never die; but the
-squirrels still continue to make the place a favorite resort.
-
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-
-“In fact, my dear,” said old Mother Red one winter to her mate, “what is
-the use of one’s living in this cold, hollow tree, when these amiable
-people have erected this pretty cottage where there is plenty of room
-for us and them too? Now I have examined between the eaves, and there
-is a charming place where we can store our nuts, and where we can whip
-in and out of the garret, and have the free range of the house; and,
-say what you will, these humans have delightful ways of being warm and
-comfortable in winter.”
-
-So Mr. and Mrs. Red set up housekeeping in the cottage, and had no end
-of nuts and other good things stored up there. The trouble of all this
-was, that, as Mrs. Red was a notable body, and got up to begin her
-housekeeping operations, and woke up all her children, at four o’clock in
-the morning, the good people often were disturbed by a great rattling and
-fuss in the walls, while yet it seemed dark night. Then sometimes, too,
-I grieve to say, Mrs. Squirrel would give her husband vigorous curtain
-lectures in the night, which made him so indignant that he would rattle
-off to another quarter of the garret to sleep by himself; and all this
-broke the rest of the worthy people who built the house.
-
-What is to be done about this we don’t know. What would you do about it?
-Would you let the squirrels live in your house, or not? When our good
-people come down of a cold winter morning, and see the squirrels dancing
-and frisking down the trees, and chasing each other so merrily over the
-garden-chair between them, or sitting with their tails saucily over their
-backs, they look so jolly and jaunty and pretty that they almost forgive
-them for disturbing their night’s rest, and think that they will not do
-anything to drive them out of the garret to-day. And so it goes on; but
-how long the squirrels will rent the cottage in this fashion, I’m sure I
-dare not undertake to say.
-
-
-
-
-HUM, THE SON OF BUZ.
-
-
-At Rye Beach, during our summer’s vacation, there came, as there always
-will to seaside visitors, two or three cold, chilly, rainy days,—days
-when the skies that long had not rained a drop seemed suddenly to bethink
-themselves of their remissness, and to pour down water, not by drops,
-but by pailfuls. The chilly wind blew and whistled, the water dashed
-along the ground, and careered in foamy rills along the roadside, and the
-bushes bent beneath the constant flood. It was plain that there was to
-be no sea-bathing on such a day, no walks, no rides; and so, shivering
-and drawing our blanket-shawls close about us, we sat down to the window
-to watch the storm outside. The rose-bushes under the window hung
-dripping under their load of moisture, each spray shedding a constant
-shower on the spray below it. On one of these lower sprays, under the
-perpetual drip, what should we see but a poor little humming-bird, drawn
-up into the tiniest shivering ball, and clinging with a desperate grasp
-to his uncomfortable perch. A humming-bird we knew him to be at once,
-though his feathers were so matted and glued down by the rain that he
-looked not much bigger than a honey-bee, and as different as possible
-from the smart, pert, airy little character that we had so often seen
-flirting with the flowers. He was evidently a humming-bird in adversity,
-and whether he ever would hum again looked to us exceedingly doubtful.
-Immediately, however, we sent out to have him taken in. When the friendly
-hand seized him, he gave a little, faint, watery squeak, evidently
-thinking that his last hour was come, and that grim Death was about to
-carry him off to the land of dead birds. What a time we had reviving
-him,—holding the little wet thing in the warm hollow of our hands, and
-feeling him shiver and palpitate! His eyes were fast closed; his tiny
-claws, which looked slender as cobwebs, were knotted close to his body,
-and it was long before one could feel the least motion in them. Finally,
-to our great joy, we felt a brisk little kick, and then a flutter of
-wings, and then a determined peck of the beak, which showed that there
-was some bird left in him yet, and that he meant at any rate to find out
-where he was.
-
-Unclosing our hands a small space, out popped the little head with a pair
-of round brilliant eyes. Then we bethought ourselves of feeding him, and
-forthwith prepared him a stiff glass of sugar and water, a drop of which
-we held to his bill. After turning his head attentively, like a bird who
-knew what he was about and didn’t mean to be chaffed, he briskly put out
-a long, flexible tongue, slightly forked at the end, and licked off the
-comfortable beverage with great relish. Immediately he was pronounced
-out of danger by the small humane society which had undertaken the
-charge of his restoration, and we began to cast about for getting him a
-settled establishment in our apartment. I gave up my work-box to him for
-a sleeping-room, and it was medically ordered that he should take a nap.
-So we filled the box with cotton, and he was formally put to bed with a
-folded cambric handkerchief round his neck, to keep him from beating his
-wings. Out of his white wrappings he looked forth green and grave as any
-judge with his bright round eyes. Like a bird of discretion, he seemed to
-understand what was being done to him, and resigned himself sensibly to
-go to sleep.
-
-The box was covered with a sheet of paper perforated with holes for
-purposes of ventilation; for even humming-birds have a little pair of
-lungs, and need their own little portion of air to fill them, so that
-they may make bright scarlet little drops of blood to keep life’s fire
-burning in their tiny bodies. Our bird’s lungs manufactured brilliant
-blood, as we found out by experience; for in his first nap he contrived
-to nestle himself into the cotton of which his bed was made, and to
-get more of it than he needed into his long bill. We pulled it out as
-carefully as we could, but there came out of his bill two round, bright,
-scarlet, little drops of blood. Our chief medical authority looked grave,
-pronounced a probable hemorrhage from the lungs, and gave him over at
-once. We, less scientific, declared that we had only cut his little
-tongue by drawing out the filaments of cotton, and that he would do well
-enough in time,—as it afterward appeared he did,—for from that day there
-was no more bleeding. In the course of the second day he began to take
-short flights about the room, though he seemed to prefer to return to
-us,—perching on our fingers or heads or shoulders, and sometimes choosing
-to sit in this way for half an hour at a time. “These great giants,” he
-seemed to say to himself, “are not bad people after all; they have a
-comfortable way with them; how nicely they dried and warmed me! Truly a
-bird might do worse than to live with them.”
-
-So he made up his mind to form a fourth in the little company of three
-that usually sat and read, worked and sketched, in that apartment, and
-we christened him “Hum, the son of Buz.” He became an individuality, a
-character, whose little doings formed a part of every letter, and some
-extracts from these will show what some of his little ways were.
-
-“Hum has learned to sit upon my finger, and eat his sugar and water
-out of a teaspoon with most Christian-like decorum. He has but one
-weakness,—he will occasionally jump into the spoon and sit in his sugar
-and water, and then appear to wonder where it goes to. His plumage is
-in rather a drabbled state, owing to these performances. I have sketched
-him as he sat to-day on a bit of Spiræa which I brought in for him. When
-absorbed in reflection, he sits with his bill straight up in the air, as
-I have drawn him. Mr. A⸺ reads Macaulay to us, and you should see the
-wise air with which, perched on Jenny’s thumb, he cocked his head now
-one side and then the other, apparently listening with most critical
-attention. His confidence in us seems unbounded; he lets us stroke his
-head, smooth his feathers, without a flutter; and is never better pleased
-than sitting, as he has been doing all this while, on my hand, turning up
-his bill, and watching my face with great edification.
-
-“I have just been having a sort of maternal struggle to make him go
-to bed in his box; but he evidently considers himself sufficiently
-convalescent to make a stand for his rights as a bird, and so scratched
-indignantly out of his wrappings, and set himself up to roost on the
-edge of the box, with an air worthy of a turkey, at the very least.
-Having brought in a lamp, he has opened his eyes round and wide, and sits
-cocking his little head at me reflectively.”
-
-When the weather cleared away, and the sun came out bright, Hum became
-entirely well, and seemed resolved to take the measure of his new life
-with us. Our windows were closed in the lower part of the sash by frames
-with mosquito gauze, so that the sun and air found free admission, and
-yet our little rover could not pass out. On the first sunny day he took
-an exact survey of our apartment from ceiling to floor, humming about,
-examining every point with his bill,—all the crevices, mouldings, each
-little indentation in the bed-posts, each window-pane, each chair and
-stand; and, as it was a very simply furnished seaside apartment, his
-scrutiny was soon finished. We wondered, at first, what this was all
-about; but, on watching him more closely, we found that he was actively
-engaged in getting his living, by darting out his long tongue hither
-and thither, and drawing in all the tiny flies and insects which in
-summer-time are to be found in an apartment. In short, we found that,
-though the nectar of flowers was his dessert, yet he had his roast beef
-and mutton-chop to look after, and that his bright, brilliant blood was
-not made out of a simple vegetarian diet. Very shrewd and keen he was,
-too, in measuring the size of insects before he attempted to swallow
-them. The smallest class were whisked off with lightning speed; but about
-larger ones he would sometimes wheel and hum for some minutes, darting
-hither and thither, and surveying them warily; and if satisfied that
-they could be carried, he would come down with a quick, central dart
-which would finish the unfortunate at a snap. The larger flies seemed to
-irritate him,—especially when they intimated to him that his plumage
-was sugary, by settling on his wings and tail; when he would lay about
-him spitefully, wielding his bill like a sword. A grasshopper that
-strayed in, and was sunning himself on the window-seat, gave him great
-discomposure. Hum evidently considered him an intruder, and seemed to
-long to make a dive at him; but, with characteristic prudence, confined
-himself to threatening movements, which did not exactly hit. He saw
-evidently that he could not swallow him whole, and what might ensue from
-trying him piecemeal he wisely forbore to essay.
-
-Hum had his own favorite places and perches. From the first day he chose
-for his nightly roost a towel-line which had been drawn across the corner
-over the wash-stand, where he every night established himself with one
-claw in the edge of the towel and the other clasping the line, and,
-ruffling up his feathers till he looked like a little chestnut-burr, he
-would resign himself to the soundest sleep. He did not tuck his head
-under his wing, but seemed to sink it down between his shoulders, with
-his bill almost straight up in the air. One evening one of us, going to
-use the towel, jarred the line, and soon after found that Hum had been
-thrown from his perch, and was hanging head downward, fast asleep, still
-clinging to the line. Another evening, being discomposed by somebody
-coming to the towel-line after he had settled himself, he fluttered off;
-but so sleepy that he had not discretion to poise himself again, and was
-found clinging, like a little bunch of green floss silk, to the mosquito
-netting of the window.
-
-A day after this we brought in a large green bough, and put it up over
-the looking-glass. Hum noticed it before it had been there five minutes,
-flew to it, and began a regular survey, perching now here, now there,
-till he seemed to find a twig that exactly suited him; and after that
-he roosted there every night. Who does not see in this change all the
-signs of reflection and reason that are shown by us in thinking over our
-circumstances, and trying to better them? It seemed to say in so many
-words: “That towel-line is an unsafe place for a bird; I get frightened,
-and wake from bad dreams to find myself head downwards; so I will find a
-better roost on this twig.”
-
-When our little Jenny one day put on a clean white muslin gown
-embellished with red sprigs, Hum flew towards her, and with his bill made
-instant examination of these new appearances; and one day, being very
-affectionately disposed, perched himself on her shoulder, and sat some
-time. On another occasion, while Mr. A⸺ was reading, Hum established
-himself on the top of his head just over the middle of his forehead,
-in the precise place where our young belles have lately worn stuffed
-humming-birds, making him look as if dressed out for a party. Hum’s
-most favorite perch was the back of the great rocking-chair, which,
-being covered by a tidy, gave some hold into which he could catch his
-little claws. There he would sit, balancing himself cleverly if its
-occupant chose to swing to and fro, and seeming to be listening to the
-conversation or reading.
-
-Hum had his different moods, like human beings. On cold, cloudy, gray
-days he appeared to be somewhat depressed in spirits, hummed less about
-the room, and sat humped up with his feathers ruffled, looking as much
-like a bird in a great-coat as possible. But on hot, sunny days, every
-feather sleeked itself down, and his little body looked natty and trim,
-his head alert, his eyes bright, and it was impossible to come near him,
-for his agility. Then let mosquitoes and little flies look about them!
-Hum snapped them up without mercy, and seemed to be all over the ceiling
-in a moment, and resisted all our efforts at any personal familiarity
-with a saucy alacrity.
-
-Hum had his established institutions in our room, the chief of which
-was a tumbler with a little sugar and water mixed in it, and a spoon
-laid across, out of which he helped himself whenever he felt in the
-mood,—sitting on the edge of the tumbler, and dipping his long bill,
-and lapping with his little forked tongue like a kitten. When he found
-his spoon accidentally dry, he would stoop over and dip his bill in the
-water in the tumbler,—which caused the prophecy on the part of some
-of his guardians, that he would fall in some day and be drowned. For
-which reason it was agreed to keep only an inch in depth of the fluid
-at the bottom of the tumbler. A wise precaution this proved; for the
-next morning I was awaked, not by the usual hum over my head, but by
-a sharp little flutter, and found Mr. Hum beating his wings in the
-tumbler,—having actually tumbled in during his energetic efforts to get
-his morning coffee before I was awake.
-
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-
-Hum seemed perfectly happy and satisfied in his quarters,—but one day,
-when the door was left open, made a dart out, and so into the open
-sunshine. Then, to be sure, we thought we had lost him. We took the
-mosquito netting out of all the windows, and, setting his tumbler of
-sugar and water in a conspicuous place, went about our usual occupations.
-We saw him joyous and brisk among the honeysuckles outside the window,
-and it was gravely predicted that he would return no more. But at
-dinner-time in came Hum, familiar as possible, and sat down to his spoon
-as if nothing had happened; instantly we closed our windows and had him
-secure once more.
-
-At another time I was going to ride to the Atlantic House, about a mile
-from my boarding-place. I left all secure, as I supposed, at home. While
-gathering moss on the walls there, I was surprised by a little green
-humming-bird flying familiarly right towards my face, and humming above
-my head. I called out, “Here is Hum’s very brother.” But, on returning
-home, I saw that the door of the room was open, and Hum was gone. Now
-certainly we gave him up for lost. I sat down to painting, and in a few
-minutes in flew Hum, and settled on the edge of my tumbler in a social,
-confidential way, which seemed to say, “O, you’ve got back then.” After
-taking his usual drink of sugar and water, he began to fly about the
-ceiling as usual, and we gladly shut him in.
-
-When our five weeks at the seaside were up, and it was time to go home,
-we had great questionings what was to be done with Hum. To get him home
-with us was our desire,—but who ever heard of a humming-bird travelling
-by railroad? Great were the consultings; a little basket of Indian work
-was filled up with cambric handkerchiefs, and a bottle of sugar and water
-provided, and we started with him for a day’s journey. When we arrived at
-night the first care was to see what had become of Hum, who had not been
-looked at since we fed him with sugar and water in Boston. We found him
-alive and well, but so dead asleep that we could not wake him to roost;
-so we put him to bed on a toilet cushion, and arranged his tumbler for
-morning. The next day found him alive and humming, exploring the room
-and pictures, perching now here and now there; but, as the weather was
-chilly, he sat for the most part of the time in a humped-up state on the
-tip of a pair of stag’s horns. We moved him to a more sunny apartment;
-but, alas! the equinoctial storm came on, and there was no sun to be had
-for days. Hum was blue; the pleasant seaside days were over; his room
-was lonely, the pleasant three that had enlivened the apartment at Rye
-no longer came in and out; evidently he was lonesome, and gave way to
-depression. One chilly morning he managed again to fall into his tumbler,
-and wet himself through; and notwithstanding warm bathings and tender
-nursings, the poor little fellow seemed to get diphtheria, or something
-quite as bad for humming-birds.
-
-We carried him to a neighboring sunny parlor, where ivy embowers all the
-walls, and the sun lies all day. There he revived a little, danced up
-and down, perched on a green spray that was wreathed across the breast
-of a Psyche, and looked then like a little flitting soul returning to
-its rest. Towards evening he drooped; and, having been nursed and warmed
-and cared for, he was put to sleep on a green twig laid on the piano. In
-that sleep the little head drooped—nodded—fell; and little Hum went where
-other bright dreams go,—to the Land of the Hereafter.
-
-
-
-
-OUR COUNTRY NEIGHBORS.
-
-
-We have just built our house in rather an out-of-the-way place,—on
-the bank of a river, and under the shade of a patch of woods which is
-a veritable remain of quite an ancient forest. The checkerberry and
-partridge-plum, with their glossy green leaves and scarlet berries, still
-carpet the ground under its deep shadows; and prince’s-pine and other
-kindred evergreens declare its native wildness,—for these are children of
-the wild woods, that never come after plough and harrow has once broken a
-soil.
-
-When we tried to look out the spot for our house, we had to get a
-surveyor to go before us and cut a path through the dense underbrush that
-was laced together in a general network of boughs and leaves, and grew so
-high as to overtop our heads. Where the house stands, four or five great
-old oaks and chestnuts had to be cut away to let it in; and now it stands
-on the bank of the river, the edges of which are still overhung with old
-forest-trees, chestnuts and oaks, which look at themselves in the glassy
-stream.
-
-A little knoll near the house was chosen for a garden-spot; a dense,
-dark mass of trees above, of bushes in mid-air, and of all sorts of
-ferns and wild-flowers and creeping vines on the ground. All these had
-to be cleared out, and a dozen great trees cut down and dragged off to
-a neighboring saw-mill, there to be transformed into boards to finish
-off our house. Then, fetching a great machine, such as might be used
-to pull a giant’s teeth, with ropes, pulleys, oxen, and men, and might
-and main, we pulled out the stumps, with their great prongs and their
-network of roots and fibres; and then, alas! we had to begin with all the
-pretty wild, lovely bushes, and the checkerberries and ferns and wild
-blackberries and huckleberry-bushes, and dig them up remorselessly, that
-we might plant our corn and squashes. And so we got a house and a garden
-right out of the heart of our piece of wild wood, about a mile from the
-city of H⸺.
-
-Well, then, people said it was a lonely place, and far from neighbors,—by
-which they meant that it was a good way for them to come to see us. But
-we soon found that whoever goes into the woods to live finds neighbors of
-a new kind, and some to whom it is rather hard to become accustomed.
-
-For instance, on a fine day early in April, as we were crossing over to
-superintend the building of our house, we were startled by a striped
-snake, with his little bright eyes, raising himself to look at us, and
-putting out his red, forked tongue. Now there is no more harm in these
-little garden-snakes than there is in a robin or a squirrel; they are
-poor little, peaceable, timid creatures, which could not do any harm if
-they would; but the prejudices of society are so strong against them,
-that one does not like to cultivate too much intimacy with them. So
-we tried to turn out of our path into a tangle of bushes; and there,
-instead of one, we found four snakes. We turned on the other side, and
-there were two more. In short, everywhere we looked, the dry leaves were
-rustling and coiling with them; and we were in despair. In vain we said
-that they were harmless as kittens, and tried to persuade ourselves
-that their little bright eyes were pretty, and that their serpentine
-movements were in the exact line of beauty; for the life of us, we could
-not help remembering their family name and connections; we thought of
-those disagreeable gentlemen, the anacondas, the rattlesnakes, and the
-copperheads, and all of that bad line, immediate family friends of the
-old serpent to whom we are indebted for all the mischief that is done
-in this world. So we were quite apprehensive when we saw how our new
-neighborhood was infested by them, until a neighbor calmed our fears
-by telling us that snakes always crawled out of their holes to sun
-themselves in the spring, and that in a day or two they would all be gone.
-
-So it proved. It was evident they were all out merely to do their spring
-shopping, or something that serves with them the same purpose that
-spring shopping does with us; and where they went afterwards we do not
-know. People speak of snakes’ holes, and we have seen them disappearing
-into such subterranean chambers; but we never opened one to see what sort
-of underground housekeeping went on there. After the first few days of
-spring, a snake was a rare visitor, though now and then one appeared.
-
-One was discovered taking his noontide repast one day in a manner which
-excited much prejudice. He was, in fact, regaling himself by sucking down
-into his maw a small frog, which he had begun to swallow at the toes, and
-had drawn about half down. The frog, it must be confessed, seemed to view
-this arrangement with great indifference, making no struggle, and sitting
-solemnly, with his great unwinking eyes, to be sucked in at the leisure
-of his captor. There was immense sympathy, however, excited for him in
-the family circle; and it was voted that a snake which indulged in such
-very disagreeable modes of eating his dinner was not to be tolerated in
-our vicinity. So I have reason to believe that that was his last meal.
-
-Another of our wild woodland neighbors made us some trouble. It was no
-other than a veritable woodchuck, whose hole we had often wondered at
-when we were scrambling through the underbrush after spring flowers.
-The hole was about the size of a peck-measure, and had two openings
-about six feet apart. The occupant was a gentleman we never had had the
-pleasure of seeing; but we soon learned his existence from his ravages in
-our garden. He had a taste, it appears, for the very kind of things we
-wanted to eat ourselves, and helped himself without asking. We had a row
-of fine, crisp heads of lettuce, which were the pride of our gardening,
-and out of which he would from day to day select for his table just the
-plants we had marked for ours. He also nibbled our young beans; and so at
-last we were reluctantly obliged to let John Gardiner set a trap for him.
-Poor old simple-minded hermit, he was too artless for this world! He was
-caught at the very first snap, and found dead in the trap,—the agitation
-and distress having broken his poor woodland heart, and killed him. We
-were grieved to the very soul when the poor fat old fellow was dragged
-out, with his useless paws standing up stiff and imploring. As it was, he
-was given to Denis, our pig, which, without a single scruple of delicacy,
-ate him up as thoroughly as he ate up the lettuce.
-
-This business of eating, it appears, must go on all through creation. We
-eat ducks, turkeys, and chickens, though we don’t swallow them whole,
-feathers and all. Our four-footed friends, less civilized, take things
-with more directness and simplicity, and chew each other up without
-ceremony, or swallow each other alive. Of these unceremonious habits we
-had other instances.
-
-Our house had a central court on the southern side, into which looked
-the library, dining-room, and front hall, as well as several of the
-upper chambers. It was designed to be closed in with glass, to serve as
-a conservatory in winter; and meanwhile we had filled it with splendid
-plumy ferns, taken up out of the neighboring wood. In the centre was a
-fountain surrounded by stones, shells, mosses, and various water-plants.
-We had bought three little goldfish to swim in our basin; and the spray
-of it, as it rose in the air and rippled back into the water, was the
-pleasantest possible sound of a hot day. We used to lie on the sofa
-in the hall, and look into the court, and fancy we saw some scene of
-fairy-land, and water-sprites coming up from the fountain. Suddenly a
-new-comer presented himself,—no other than an immense bullfrog, that had
-hopped up from the neighboring river, apparently with a view to making a
-permanent settlement in and about our fountain. He was to be seen, often
-for hours, sitting reflectively on the edge of it, beneath the broad
-shadow of the calla-leaves. When sometimes missed thence, he would be
-found under the ample shield of a great bignonia, whose striped leaves
-grew hard by.
-
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-
-The family were prejudiced against him. What did he want there? It was
-surely some sinister motive impelled him. He was probably watching for
-an opportunity to gobble up the goldfish. We took his part, however,
-and strenuously defended his moral character, and patronized him in
-all ways. We gave him the name of Unke, and maintained that he was a
-well-conducted, philosophical old water-sprite, who showed his good taste
-in wanting to take up his abode in our conservatory. We even defended his
-personal appearance, praised the invisible-green coat which he wore on
-his back, and his gray vest, and solemn gold spectacles; and though he
-always felt remarkably slimy when we touched him, yet, as he would sit
-still, and allow us to stroke his head and pat his back, we concluded his
-social feelings might be warm, notwithstanding a cold exterior. Who knew,
-after all, but he might be a beautiful young prince, enchanted there
-till the princess should come to drop the golden ball into the fountain,
-and so give him a chance to marry her, and turn into a man again? Such
-things, we are credibly informed, are matters of frequent occurrence in
-Germany. Why not here?
-
-By and by there came to our fountain another visitor,—a frisky, green
-young frog of the identical kind spoken of by the poet:—
-
- “There was a frog lived in a well,
- Rig dum pully metakimo.”
-
-This thoughtless, dapper individual, with his bright green coat, his
-faultless white vest, and sea-green tights, became rather the popular
-favorite. He seemed just rakish and gallant enough to fulfil the
-conditions of the song:—
-
- “The frog he would a courting ride,
- With sword and pistol by his side.”
-
-This lively young fellow, whom we shall Cri-Cri, like other frisky and
-gay young people, carried the day quite over the head of the solemn old
-philosopher under the calla-leaves. At night, when all was still, he
-would trill a joyous little note in his throat, while old Unke would
-answer only with a cracked gutteral more singular than agreeable; and to
-all outward appearance the two were as good friends as their different
-natures would allow.
-
-One day, however, the conservatory became a scene of a tragedy of the
-deepest dye. We were summoned below by shrieks and howls of horror. “Do
-pray come down and see what this vile, nasty, horrid old frog has been
-doing!” Down we came; and there sat our virtuous old philosopher, with
-his poor little brother’s hind legs still sticking out of the corner
-of his mouth, as if he were smoking them for a cigar, all helplessly
-palpitating as they were. In fact, our solemn old friend had done what
-many a solemn hypocrite before has done,—swallowed his poor brother, neck
-and crop,—and sat there with the most brazen indifference, looking as if
-he had done the most proper and virtuous thing in the world.
-
-Immediately he was marched out of the conservatory at the point of the
-walking-stick, and made to hop down into the river, into whose waters
-he splashed; and we saw him no more. We regret to say that the popular
-indignation was so precipitate in its results; otherwise the special
-artist who sketched Hum, the son of Buz, intended to have made a sketch
-of the old villain, as he sat with his luckless victim’s hind legs
-projecting from his solemn mouth. With all his moral faults, he was a
-good sitter, and would probably have sat immovable any length of time
-that could be desired.
-
-Of other woodland neighbors there were some which we saw occasionally.
-The shores of the river were lined here and there with the holes of the
-muskrats; and, in rowing by their settlements, we were sometimes strongly
-reminded of them by the overpowering odor of the perfume from which they
-get their name. There were also owls, whose nests were high up in some of
-the old chestnut-trees. Often in the lonely hours of the night we could
-hear them gibbering with a sort of wild, hollow laugh among the distant
-trees. But one tenant of the woods made us some trouble in the autumn.
-It was a little flying-squirrel, who took to making excursions into
-our house in the night season, coming down chimney into the chambers,
-rustling about among the clothes, cracking nuts or nibbling at any
-morsels of anything that suited his fancy. For a long time the inmates of
-the rooms were awakened in the night by mysterious noises, thumps, and
-rappings, and so lighted candles, and searched in vain to find whence
-they came; for the moment any movement was made, the rogue whipped up
-chimney, and left us a prey to the most mysterious alarms. What could it
-be?
-
-But one night our fine gentleman bounced in at the window of another
-room, which had no fireplace; and the fair occupant, rising in the night,
-shut the window, without suspecting that she had cut off the retreat
-of any of her woodland neighbors. The next morning she was startled by
-what she thought a gray rat running past her bed. She rose to pursue
-him, when he ran up the wall, and clung against the plastering, showing
-himself very plainly a gray flying-squirrel, with large, soft eyes, and
-wings which consisted of a membrane uniting the fore paws to the hind
-ones, like those of a bat. He was chased into the conservatory, and, a
-window being opened, out he flew upon the ground, and made away for his
-native woods, and thus put an end to many fears as to the nature of our
-nocturnal rappings.
-
-So you see how many neighbors we found by living in the woods, and, after
-all, no worse ones than are found in the great world.
-
-
-
-
-OUR DOGS.
-
-
-I.
-
-We who live in Cunopolis are a dog-loving family. We have a warm side
-towards everything that goes upon four paws, and the consequence has been
-that, taking things first and last, we have been always kept in confusion
-and under the paw, so to speak, of some honest four-footed tyrant, who
-would go beyond his privilege and overrun the whole house. Years ago
-this begun, when our household consisted of a papa, a mamma, and three
-or four noisy boys and girls, and a kind Miss Anna who acted as a second
-mamma to the whole. There was also one more of our number, the youngest,
-dear little bright-eyed Charley, who was king over us all, and rode in a
-wicker wagon for a chariot, and had a nice little nurse devoted to him;
-and it was through him that our first dog came.
-
-One day Charley’s nurse took him quite a way to a neighbor’s house to
-spend the afternoon; and, he being well amused, they stayed till after
-nightfall. The kind old lady of the mansion was concerned that the little
-prince in his little coach, with his little maid, had to travel so far
-in the twilight shadows, and so she called a big dog named Carlo, and
-gave the establishment into his charge.
-
-Carlo was a great, tawny-yellow mastiff, as big as a calf, with great,
-clear, honest eyes, and stiff, wiry hair; and the good lady called him to
-the side of the little wagon, and said, “Now, Carlo, you must take good
-care of Charley, and you mustn’t let anything hurt him.”
-
-Carlo wagged his tail in promise of protection, and away he trotted, home
-with the wicker wagon; and when he arrived, he was received with so much
-applause by four little folks, who dearly loved the very sight of a dog,
-he was so stroked and petted and caressed, that he concluded that he
-liked the place better than the home he came from, where were only very
-grave elderly people. He tarried all night, and slept at the foot of the
-boys’ bed, who could hardly go to sleep for the things they found to say
-to him, and who were awake ever so early in the morning, stroking his
-rough, tawny back, and hugging him.
-
-At his own home Carlo had a kennel all to himself, where he was expected
-to live quite alone, and do duty by watching and guarding the place.
-Nobody petted him, or stroked his rough hide, or said, “Poor dog!” to
-him, and so it appears he had a feeling that he was not appreciated,
-and liked our warm-hearted little folks, who told him stories, gave him
-half of their own supper, and took him to bed with them sociably. Carlo
-was a dog that had a mind of his own, though he couldn’t say much about
-it, and in his dog fashion proclaimed his likes and dislikes quite as
-strongly as if he could speak. When the time came for taking him home,
-he growled and showed his teeth dangerously at the man who was sent for
-him, and it was necessary to drag him back by force, and tie him into
-his kennel. However, he soon settled that matter by gnawing the rope
-in two and padding down again and appearing among his little friends,
-quite to their delight. Two or three times was he taken back and tied
-or chained; but he howled so dismally, and snapped at people in such a
-misanthropic manner, that finally the kind old lady thought it better to
-have no dog at all than a dog soured by blighted affection. So she loosed
-his rope, and said, “There, Carlo, go and stay where you like”; and so
-Carlo came to us, and a joy and delight was he to all in the house. He
-loved one and all; but he declared himself as more than all the slave
-and property of our little Prince Charley. He would lie on the floor as
-still as a door-mat, and let him pull his hair, and roll over him, and
-examine his eyes with his little fat fingers; and Carlo submitted to all
-these personal freedoms with as good an understanding as papa himself.
-When Charley slept, Carlo stretched himself along under the crib; rising
-now and then, and standing with his broad breast on a level with the
-slats of the crib, he would look down upon him with an air of grave
-protection. He also took a great fancy to papa, and would sometimes pat
-with tiptoe care into his study, and sit quietly down by him when he was
-busy over his Greek or Latin books, waiting for a word or two of praise
-or encouragement. If none came, he would lay his rough horny paw on his
-knee, and look in his face with such an honest, imploring expression,
-that the professor was forced to break off to say, “Why, Carlo, you
-poor, good, honest fellow,—did he want to be talked to?—so he did. Well,
-he shall be talked to;—he’s a nice, good dog”;—and during all these
-praises Carlo’s transports and the thumps of his rough tail are not to be
-described.
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-
-He had great, honest yellowish-brown eyes,—not remarkable for their
-beauty, but which used to look as if he longed to speak, and he seemed
-to have a yearning for praise and love and caresses that even all our
-attentions could scarcely satisfy. His master would say to him sometimes,
-“Carlo, you poor, good, homely dog,—how loving you are!”
-
-Carlo was a full-blooded mastiff, and his beauty, if he had any,
-consisted in his having all the good points of his race. He was a dog of
-blood, come of real old mastiff lineage; his stiff, wiry hair, his big,
-rough paws, and great brawny chest, were all made for strength rather
-than beauty; but for all that he was a dog of tender sentiments. Yet, if
-any one intruded on his rights and dignities, Carlo showed that he had
-hot blood in him; his lips would go back, and show a glistening row of
-ivories, that one would not like to encounter, and if any trenched on
-his privileges, he would give a deep warning growl,—as much as to say,
-“I am your slave for love, but you must treat me well, or I shall be
-dangerous.” A blow he would not bear from any one: the fire would flash
-from his great yellow eyes, and he would snap like a rifle;—yet he would
-let his own Prince Charley pound on his ribs with both baby fists, and
-pull his tail till he yelped, without even a show of resistance.
-
-At last came a time when the merry voice of little Charley was heard no
-more, and his little feet no more pattered through the halls; he lay pale
-and silent in his little crib, with his dear life ebbing away, and no one
-knew how to stop its going. Poor old Carlo lay under the crib when they
-would let him, sometimes rising up to look in with an earnest, sorrowful
-face; and sometimes he would stretch himself out in the entry before the
-door of little Charley’s room, watching with his great open eyes lest the
-thief should come in the night to steal away our treasure.
-
-But one morning when the children woke, one little soul had gone in the
-night,—gone upward to the angels; and then the cold, pale little form
-that used to be the life of the house was laid away tenderly in the yard
-of a neighboring church.
-
-Poor old Carlo would pit-pat silently about the house in those days of
-grief, looking first into one face and then another, but no one could
-tell him where his gay little master had gone. The other children had hid
-the baby-wagon away in the lumber-room lest their mamma should see it;
-and so passed a week or two, and Carlo saw no trace of Charley about the
-house. But then a lady in the neighborhood, who had a sick baby, sent to
-borrow the wicker wagon, and it was taken from its hiding-place to go to
-her. Carlo came to the door just as it was being drawn out of the gate
-into the street. Immediately he sprung, cleared the fence with a great
-bound, and ran after it. He overtook it, and poked his nose between the
-curtains,—there was no one there. Immediately he turned away, and padded
-dejectedly home. What words could have spoken plainer of love and memory
-than this one action?
-
-Carlo lived with us a year after this, when a time came for the whole
-family hive to be taken up and moved away from the flowery banks of the
-Ohio, to the piny shores of Maine. All our household goods were being
-uprooted, disordered, packed, and sold; and the question daily arose,
-“What shall we do with Carlo?” There was hard begging on the part of the
-boys that he might go with them, and one even volunteered to travel all
-the way in baggage cars to keep Carlo company. But papa said no, and so
-it was decided to send Carlo up the river to the home of a very genial
-lady who had visited in our family, and who appreciated his parts, and
-offered him a home in hers.
-
-The matter was anxiously talked over one day in the family circle while
-Carlo lay under the table, and it was agreed that papa and Willie should
-take him to the steamboat landing the next morning. But the next morning
-Mr. Carlo was nowhere to be found. In vain was he called, from garret
-to cellar; nor was it till papa and Willie had gone to the city that he
-came out of his hiding-place. For two or three days it was impossible to
-catch him, but after a while his suspicions were laid, and we learned not
-to speak out our plans in his presence, and so the transfer at last was
-prosperously effected.
-
-We heard from him once in his new home, as being a highly appreciated
-member of society, and adorning his new situation with all sorts of dog
-virtues, while we wended our ways to the coast of Maine. But our hearts
-were sore for want of him; the family circle seemed incomplete, until a
-new favorite appeared to take his place, of which I shall tell you next
-month.
-
-
-II.
-
-A neighbor, blessed with an extensive litter of Newfoundland pups,
-commenced one chapter in our family history by giving us a puppy, brisk,
-funny, and lively enough, who was received in our house with acclamations
-of joy, and christened “Rover.” An auspicious name we all thought,
-for his four or five human playfellows were all rovers,—rovers in the
-woods, rovers by the banks of a neighboring patch of water, where they
-dashed and splashed, made rafts, inaugurated boats, and lived among the
-cat-tails and sweet flags as familiarly as so many muskrats. Rovers also
-they were, every few days, down to the shores of the great sea, where
-they caught fish, rowed boats, dug clams,—both girls and boys,—and one
-sex quite as handily as the other. Rover came into such a lively circle
-quite as one of them, and from the very first seemed to regard himself
-as part and parcel of all that was going on, in doors or out. But his
-exuberant spirits at times brought him into sad scrapes. His vivacity was
-such as to amount to decided insanity,—and mamma and Miss Anna and papa
-had many grave looks over his capers. Once he actually tore off the leg
-of a new pair of trousers that Johnny had just donned, and came racing
-home with it in his mouth, with its bare-legged little owner behind,
-screaming threats and maledictions on the robber. What a commotion!
-The new trousers had just been painfully finished, in those days when
-sewing was sewing, and not a mere jig on a sewing-machine; but Rover,
-so far from being abashed or ashamed, displayed an impish glee in his
-performance, bounding and leaping hither and thither with his trophy in
-his mouth, now growling and mangling it, and shaking it at us in elfish
-triumph as we chased him hither and thither,—over the wood-pile, into the
-wood-house, through the barn, out of the stable door,—vowing all sorts
-of dreadful punishments when we caught him. But we might well say that,
-for the little wretch would never be caught; after one of his tricks, he
-always managed to keep himself out of arm’s length till the thing was a
-little blown over, when in he would come, airy as ever, and wagging his
-little pudgy puppy tail with an air of the most perfect assurance in the
-world.
-
-There is no saying what youthful errors were pardoned to him. Once he
-ate a hole in the bed-quilt as his night’s employment, when one of
-the boys had surreptitiously got him into bed with them; he nibbled
-and variously maltreated sundry sheets; and once actually tore up and
-chewed off a corner of the bedroom carpet, to stay his stomach during the
-night season. What he did it for, no mortal knows; certainly it could
-not be because he was hungry, for there were five little pairs of hands
-incessantly feeding him from morning till night. Beside which, he had a
-boundless appetite for shoes, which he mumbled, and shook, and tore, and
-ruined, greatly to the vexation of their rightful owners,—rushing in and
-carrying them from the bedsides in the night-watches, racing off with
-them to any out-of-the-way corner that hit his fancy, and leaving them
-when he was tired of the fun. So there is no telling of the disgrace into
-which he brought his little masters and mistresses, and the tears and
-threats and scoldings which were all wasted on him, as he would stand
-quite at his ease, lolling out his red, saucy tongue, and never deigning
-to tell what he had done with his spoils.
-
-Notwithstanding all these sins, Rover grew up to dog-hood, the pride and
-pet of the family,—and in truth a very handsome dog he was.
-
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-
-It is quite evident from his looks that his Newfoundland blood had been
-mingled with that of some other races; for he never attained the full
-size of that race, and his points in some respects resembled those of a
-good setter. He was grizzled black and white, and spotted on the sides in
-little inky drops about the size of a three-cent piece; his hair was long
-and silky, his ears beautifully fringed, and his tail long and feathery.
-His eyes were bright, soft, and full of expression, and a jollier,
-livelier, more loving creature never wore dog-skin. To be sure, his
-hunting blood sometimes brought us and him into scrapes. A neighbor now
-and then would call with a bill for ducks, chickens, or young turkeys,
-which Rover had killed. The last time this occurred it was decided that
-something must be done; so Rover was shut up a whole day in a cold
-lumber-room, with the murdered duck tied round his neck. Poor fellow! how
-dejected and ashamed he looked, and how grateful he was when his little
-friends would steal in to sit with him, and “poor” him in his disgrace!
-The punishment so improved his principles that he let poultry alone from
-that time, except now and then, when he would snap up a young chick or
-turkey, in pure absence of mind, before he really knew what he was about.
-We had great dread lest he should take to killing sheep, of which there
-were many flocks in the neighborhood. A dog which once kills sheep is
-a doomed beast,—as much as a man who has committed murder; and if our
-Rover, through the hunting blood that was in him, should once mistake a
-sheep for a deer, and kill him, we should be obliged to give him up to
-justice,—all his good looks and good qualities could not save him.
-
-What anxieties his training under this head cost us! When we were driving
-out along the clean sandy roads, among the piny groves of Maine, it was
-half our enjoyment to see Rover, with ears and tail wild and flying
-with excitement and enjoyment, bounding and barking, now on this side
-the carriage, now on that,—now darting through the woods straight as
-an arrow, in his leaps after birds or squirrels, and anon returning to
-trot obediently by the carriage, and, wagging his tail, to ask applause
-for his performances. But anon a flock of sheep appeared in a distant
-field, and away would go Rover in full bow-wow, plunging in among them,
-scattering them hither and thither in dire confusion. Then Johnny and
-Bill and all hands would spring from the carriage in full chase of
-the rogue; and all of us shouted vainly in the rear; and finally the
-rascal would be dragged back, panting and crestfallen, to be admonished,
-scolded, and cuffed with salutary discipline, heartily administered by
-his best friends for the sake of saving his life. “Rover, you naughty
-dog! Don’t you know you mustn’t chase the sheep? You’ll be killed,
-some of these days.” Admonitions of this kind, well shaken and thumped
-in, at last seemed to reform him thoroughly. He grew so conscientious,
-that, when a flock of sheep appeared on the side of the road, he would
-immediately go to the other side of the carriage, and turn away his head,
-rolling up his eyes meanwhile to us for praise at his extraordinary good
-conduct. “Good dog, Rove! nice dog! good fellow! he doesn’t touch the
-sheep,—no, he doesn’t.” Such were the rewards of virtue which sweetened
-his self-denial; hearing which, he would plume up his feathery tail, and
-loll out his tongue, with an air of virtuous assurance quite edifying to
-behold.
-
-Another of Rover’s dangers was a habit he had of running races and
-cutting capers with the railroad engines as they passed near our dwelling.
-
-We lived in plain sight of the track, and three or four times a day the
-old, puffing, smoky iron horse thundered by, dragging his trains of cars,
-and making the very ground shake under him. Rover never could resist
-the temptation to run and bark, and race with so lively an antagonist;
-and, to say the truth, John and Willy were somewhat of his mind,—so
-that, though they were directed to catch and hinder him, they entered
-so warmly into his own feelings that they never succeeded in breaking
-up the habit. Every day when the distant whistle was heard, away would
-go Rover, out of the door or through the window,—no matter which,—race
-down to meet the cars, couch down on the track in front of them, barking
-with all his might, as if it were only a fellow-dog, and when they came
-so near that escape seemed utterly impossible, he would lie flat down
-between the rails and suffer the whole train to pass over him, and then
-jump up and bark, full of glee, in the rear. Sometimes he varied this
-performance more dangerously by jumping out full tilt between two middle
-cars when the train had passed half-way over him. Everybody predicted,
-of course, that he would be killed or maimed, and the loss of a paw, or
-of his fine, saucy tail, was the least of the dreadful things which were
-prophesied about him. But Rover lived and throve in his imprudent courses
-notwithstanding.
-
-The engineers and firemen, who began by throwing sticks of wood and bits
-of coal at him, at last were quite subdued by his successful impudence,
-and came to consider him as a regular institution of the railroad, and,
-if any family excursion took him off for a day, they would inquire with
-interest, “Where’s our dog?—what’s become of Rover?” As to the female
-part of our family, we had so often anticipated piteous scenes when poor
-Rover would be brought home with broken paws or without his pretty tail,
-that we quite used up our sensibilities, and concluded that some kind
-angel, such as is appointed to watch over little children’s pets, must
-take special care of our Rover.
-
-Rover had very tender domestic affections. His attachment to his little
-playfellows was most intense; and one time, when all of them were taken
-off together on a week’s excursion, and Rover left alone at home, his low
-spirits were really pitiful. He refused entirely to eat for the first
-day, and finally could only be coaxed to take nourishment, with many
-strokings and caresses, by being fed out of Miss Anna’s own hand. What
-perfectly boisterous joy he showed when the children came back!—careering
-round and round, picking up chips and bits of sticks, and coming and
-offering them to one and another, in the fulness of his doggish heart, to
-show how much he wanted to give them something.
-
-This mode of signifying his love by bringing something in his mouth
-was one of his most characteristic tricks. At one time he followed the
-carriage from Brunswick to Bath, and in the streets of the city somehow
-lost his way, so that he was gone all night. Many a little heart went
-to bed anxious and sorrowful for the loss of its shaggy playfellow that
-night, and Rover doubtless was remembered in many little prayers; what,
-therefore, was the joy of being awakened by a joyful barking under
-the window the next morning, when his little friends rushed in their
-nightgowns to behold Rover back again, fresh and frisky, bearing in his
-mouth a branch of a tree about six feet long, as his offering of joy.
-
-When the family removed to Zion Hill, Rover went with them, the trusty
-and established family friend. Age had somewhat matured his early
-friskiness. Perhaps the grave neighborhood of a theological seminary
-and the responsibility of being a Professor’s dog might have something
-to do with it, but Rover gained an established character as a dog of
-respectable habits, and used to march to the post-office at the heels of
-his master twice a day, as regularly as any theological student.
-
-Little Charley the second—the youngest of the brood, who took the place
-of our lost little Prince Charley—was yet padding about in short robes,
-and seemed to regard Rover in the light of a discreet older brother, and
-Rover’s manners to him were of most protecting gentleness. Charley seemed
-to consider Rover in all things as such a model, that he overlooked the
-difference between a dog and a boy, and wearied himself with fruitless
-attempts to scratch his ear with his foot as Rover did, and one day was
-brought in dripping from a neighboring swamp, where he had been lying
-down in the water, because Rover did.
-
-Once in a while a wild oat or two from Rover’s old sack would seem to
-entangle him. Sometimes, when we were driving out, he would, in his races
-after the carriage, make a flying leap into a farmer’s yard, and, if he
-lighted in a flock of chickens or turkeys, gobble one off-hand, and be
-off again and a mile ahead before the mother hen had recovered from her
-astonishment. Sometimes, too, he would have a race with the steam-engine
-just for old acquaintance’ sake. But these were comparatively transient
-follies; in general, no members of the grave institutions around him
-behaved with more dignity and decorum than Rover. He tried to listen to
-his master’s theological lectures, and to attend chapel on Sundays; but
-the prejudices of society were against him, and so he meekly submitted to
-be shut out, and waited outside the door on these occasions.
-
-He formed a part of every domestic scene. At family prayers, stretched
-out beside his master, he looked up reflectively with his great soft
-eyes, and seemed to join in the serious feeling of the hour. When all
-were gay, when singing, or frolicking, or games were going on, Rover
-barked and frisked in higher glee than any. At night it was his joy to
-stretch his furry length by our bedside, where he slept with one ear on
-cock for any noise which it might be his business to watch and attend to.
-It was a comfort to hear the tinkle of his collar when he moved in the
-night, or to be wakened by his cold nose pushed against one’s hand if one
-slept late in the morning. And then he was always so glad when we woke;
-and when any member of the family circle was gone for a few days, Rover’s
-warm delight and welcome were not the least of the pleasures of return.
-
-And what became of him? Alas! the fashion came up of poisoning dogs, and
-this poor, good, fond, faithful creature was enticed into swallowing
-poisoned meat. One day he came in suddenly, ill and frightened, and
-ran to the friends who always had protected him,—but in vain. In a
-few moments he was in convulsions, and all the tears and sobs of his
-playfellows could not help him; he closed his bright, loving eyes, and
-died in their arms.
-
-If those who throw poison to dogs could only see the real grief it brings
-into a family to lose the friend and playfellow who has grown up with
-the children, and shared their plays, and been for years in every family
-scene,—if they could know how sorrowful it is to see the poor dumb friend
-suffer agonies which they cannot relieve,—if they could see all this, we
-have faith to believe they never would do so more.
-
-Our poor Rover was buried with decent care near the house, and a mound of
-petunias over him kept his memory ever bright; but it will be long before
-his friends will get another as true.
-
-
-III.
-
-After the sad fate of Rover, there came a long interval in which we had
-no dog. Our hearts were too sore to want another. His collar, tied with
-black crape, hung under a pretty engraving of Landseer’s, called “My
-Dog,” which we used to fancy to be an exact resemblance of our pet.
-
-The children were some of them grown up and gone to school, or scattered
-about the world. If ever the question of another dog was agitated, papa
-cut it short with, “I won’t have another; I won’t be made to feel again
-as I did about Rover.” But somehow Mr. Charley the younger got his eye on
-a promising litter of puppies, and at last he begged papa into consenting
-that he might have one of them.
-
-It was a little black mongrel, of no particular race or breed,—a mere
-common cur, without any pretensions to family, but the best-natured,
-jolliest little low-bred pup that ever boy had for a playmate. To be
-sure, he had the usual puppy sins; he would run away with papa’s slippers
-and boots, and stockings; he would be under everybody’s feet, at the
-most inconvenient moment; he chewed up a hearth-broom or two, and pulled
-one of Charley’s caps to pieces in the night, with an industry worthy of
-a better cause;—still, because he was dear to Charley, papa and mamma
-winked very hard at his transgressions.
-
-The name of this little black individual was Stromion—a name taken from
-a German fairy tale, which the Professor was very fond of reading in the
-domestic circle; and Stromion, by dint of much patience, much feeding,
-and very indulgent treatment, grew up into a very fat, common-looking
-black cur dog, not very prepossessing in appearance and manners, but
-possessed of the very best heart in the world, and most inconceivably
-affectionate and good-natured. Sometimes some of the older members of the
-family would trouble Charley’s enjoyment in his playfellow by suggesting
-that he was no blood dog, and that he belonged to no particular dog
-family that could be named. Papa comforted him by the assurance that
-Stromion did belong to a very old and respectable breed,—that he was a
-_mongrel_; and Charley after that valued him excessively under this head;
-and if any one tauntingly remarked that Stromion was only a cur, he would
-flame up in his defence,—“He isn’t a cur, he’s a mongrel,” introducing
-him to strangers with the addition to all his other virtues, that he was
-a “pure mongrel,—papa says so.”
-
-The edict against dogs in the family having once been broken down, Master
-Will proceeded to gratify his own impulses, and soon led home to the
-family circle an enormous old black Newfoundland, of pure breed, which
-had been presented him by a man who was leaving the place, Prince was
-in the decline of his days, but a fine, majestic old fellow. He had a
-sagacity and capacity of personal affection which were uncommon. Many
-dogs will change from master to master without the least discomposure.
-A good bone will compensate for any loss of the heart, and make a new
-friend seem quite as good as an old one. But Prince had his affections
-quite as distinctly as a human being, and we learned this to our sorrow
-when he had to be weaned from his old master under our roof. His howls
-and lamentations were so dismal and protracted, that the house could not
-contain him; we were obliged to put him into an outhouse to compose his
-mind, and we still have a vivid image of him sitting, the picture of
-despair, over an untasted mutton shank, with his nose in the air, and
-the most dismal howls proceeding from his mouth. Time, the comforter,
-however, assuaged his grief, and he came at last to transfer all his
-stores of affection to Will, and to consider himself once more as a dog
-with a master.
-
-Prince used to inhabit his young master’s apartment, from the window of
-which he would howl dismally when Will left him to go to the academy
-near by, and yelp triumphant welcomes when he saw him returning. He was
-really and passionately fond of music, and, though strictly forbidden the
-parlor, would push and elbow his way there with dogged determination when
-there was playing or singing. Any one who should have seen Prince’s air
-when he had a point to carry, would understand why quiet obstinacy is
-called doggedness.
-
-The female members of the family, seeing that two dogs had gained
-admission to the circle, had cast their eyes admiringly on a charming
-little Italian greyhound, that was living in doleful captivity at a
-dog-fancier’s in Boston, and resolved to set him free and have him
-for their own. Accordingly they returned one day in triumph, with him
-in their arms,—a fair, delicate creature, white as snow, except one
-mouse-colored ear. He was received with enthusiasm, and christened
-Giglio; the honors of his first bath and toilette were performed by
-Mademoiselles the young ladies on their knees, as if he had been in
-reality young Prince Giglio from fairy-land.
-
-Of all beautiful shapes in dog form, never was there one more perfect
-than this. His hair shone like spun glass, and his skin was as fine and
-pink as that of a baby; his paws and ears were translucent like fine
-china, and he had great, soft, tremulous dark eyes; his every movement
-seemed more graceful than the last. Whether running or leaping, or
-sitting in graceful attitudes on the parlor table among the ladies’
-embroidery-frames, with a great rose-colored bow under his throat, he was
-alike a thing of beauty, and his beauty alone won all hearts to him.
-
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-
-When the papa first learned that a third dog had been introduced into
-the household, his patience gave way. The thing was getting desperate;
-we were being overrun with dogs; our house was no more a house, but a
-kennel; it ought to be called Cunopolis,—a city of dogs; he could not and
-would not have it so; but papa, like most other indulgent old gentlemen,
-was soon reconciled to the children’s pets. In fact, Giglio was found
-cowering under the bed-clothes at the Professor’s feet not two mornings
-after his arrival, and the good gentleman descended with him in his arms
-to breakfast, talking to him in the most devoted manner:—“Poor little
-Giglio, was he cold last night? and did he want to get into papa’s bed?
-he should be brought down stairs, that he should”;—all which, addressed
-to a young rascal whose sinews were all like steel, and who could have
-jumped from the top stair to the bottom like a feather, was sufficiently
-amusing.
-
-Giglio’s singular beauty and grace were his only merits; he had no
-love nor power of loving; he liked to be petted and kept warm, but it
-mattered nothing to him who did it. He was as ready to run off with a
-stranger as with his very best friend,—would follow any whistle or any
-caller,—was, in fact, such a gay rover, that we came very near losing
-him many times; and more than once he was brought back from the Boston
-cars, on board which he had followed a stranger. He also had, we grieve
-to say, very careless habits; and after being washed white as snow,
-and adorned with choice rose-colored ribbons, would be brought back
-soiled and ill-smelling from a neighbor’s livery-stable, where he had
-been indulging in low society. For all that, he was very lordly and
-aristocratic in his airs with poor Stromion, who was a dog with a good,
-loving heart, if he was black and homely. Stromion admired Giglio with
-the most evident devotion; he would always get up to give him the warm
-corner, and would sit humbly in the distance and gaze on him with most
-longing admiration,—for all of which my fine gentleman rewarded him only
-with an occasional snarl or a nip, as he went by him. Sometimes Giglio
-would condescend to have a romp with Stromion for the sake of passing
-the time, and then Stromion would be perfectly delighted, and frisk and
-roll his clumsy body over the carpet with his graceful antagonist, all
-whose motions were a study for an artist. When Giglio was tired of play,
-he would give Stromion a nip that would send him yelping from the field;
-and then he would tick, tick gracefully away to some embroidered ottoman
-forbidden to all but himself, where he would sit graceful and classical
-as some Etruscan vase, and look down superior on the humble companion who
-looked up to him with respectful admiration.
-
-Giglio knew his own good points, and was possessed with the very spirit
-of a coquette. He would sometimes obstinately refuse the caresses and
-offered lap of his mistresses, and seek to ingratiate himself with some
-stolid theological visitor, for no other earthly purpose that we could
-see than that he was determined to make himself the object of attention.
-We have seen him persist in jumping time and again on the hard, bony
-knees of some man who hated dogs, and did not mean to notice him, until
-he won attention and caresses, when immediately he would spring down and
-tick away perfectly contented. He assumed lofty, fine-gentleman airs with
-Prince also, for which sometimes he got his reward,—for Prince, the old,
-remembered that he was a dog of blood, and would not take any nonsense
-from him.
-
-Like many old dogs, Prince had a very powerful doggy smell, which was a
-great personal objection to him, and Giglio was always in a civil way
-making reflections upon this weak point. Prince was fond of indulging
-himself with an afternoon nap on the door-mat, and sometimes when he rose
-from his repose, Giglio would spring gracefully from the table where he
-had been overlooking him, and, picking his way daintily to the mat, would
-snuff at it, with his long, thin nose, with an air of extreme disgust.
-It was evidently a dog insult, done according to the politest modes of
-refined society, and said as plain as words could say,—“My dear sir,
-excuse me, but can you tell what makes this peculiar smell where you have
-been lying?” At any rate, Prince understood the sarcasm, for a deep angry
-growl and a sharp nip would now and then teach my fine gentleman to mind
-his own business.
-
-Giglio’s lot at last was to travel in foreign lands, for his young
-mistresses, being sent to school in Paris, took him with them to finish
-his education and acquire foreign graces. He was smuggled on board the
-Fulton, and placed in an upper berth, well wrapped in a blanket; and the
-last we saw of him was his long, thin Italian nose, and dark, tremulous
-eyes looking wistfully at us from the folds of the flannel in which he
-shivered. Sensitiveness to cold was one of his great peculiarities. In
-winter he wore little blankets, which his fond mistresses made with
-anxious care, and on which his initials were embroidered with their own
-hands. In the winter weather on Zion Hill he was often severely put to it
-to gratify his love of roving in the cold snows; he would hold up first
-one leg, and then the other, and contrive to get along on three, so as
-to save himself as much as possible; and more than once he caught severe
-colds, requiring careful nursing and medical treatment to bring him round
-again.
-
-The Fulton sailed early in March. It was chilly, stormy weather, so that
-the passengers all suffered somewhat with cold, and Master Giglio was
-glad to lie rolled in his blanket, looking like a sea-sick gentleman.
-The captain very generously allowed him a free passage, and in pleasant
-weather he used to promenade the deck, where his beauty won for him
-caresses and attentions innumerable. The stewards and cooks always had
-choice morsels for him, and fed him to such a degree as would have
-spoiled any other dog’s figure; but his could not be spoiled. All the
-ladies vied with each other in seeking his good graces, and after
-dinner he pattered from one to another, to be fed with sweet things and
-confectionery, and hear his own praises, like a gay buck of fashion as he
-was.
-
-Landed in Paris, he met a warm reception at the Pension of Madame B⸺; but
-ambition filled his breast. He was in the great, gay city of Paris, the
-place where a handsome dog has but to appear to make his fortune, and so
-Giglio resolved to seek out for himself a more brilliant destiny.
-
-One day, when he was being led to take the air in the court, he slipped
-his leash, sped through the gate, and away down the street like the wind.
-It was idle to attempt to follow him; he was gone like a bird in the air,
-and left the hearts of his young mistresses quite desolate.
-
-Some months after, as they were one evening eating ices in the Champs
-Elysées, a splendid carriage drove up, from which descended a liveried
-servant, with a dog in his arms. It was Giglio, the faithless Giglio,
-with his one mouse-colored ear, that marked him from all other dogs!
-He had evidently accomplished his destiny, and become the darling of
-rank and fashion, rode in an elegant carriage, and had a servant in
-livery devoted to him. Of course he did not pretend to notice his former
-friends. The footman, who had come out apparently to give him an airing,
-led him up and down close by where they were sitting, and bestowed on
-him the most devoted attentions. Of course there was no use in trying to
-reclaim him, and so they took their last look of the fair inconstant, and
-left him to his brilliant destiny. And thus ends the history of PRINCE
-GIGLIO.
-
-
-IV.
-
-After Prince Giglio deserted us and proved so faithless, we were for
-a while determined not to have another pet. They were all good for
-nothing,—all alike ungrateful; we forswore the whole race of dogs. But
-the next winter we went to live in the beautiful city of Florence, in
-Italy, and there, in spite of all our protestations, our hearts were
-again ensnared.
-
-You must know that in the neighborhood of Florence is a celebrated villa,
-owned by a Russian nobleman, Prince Demidoff, and that among other fine
-things that are to be found there are a very nice breed of King Charles
-spaniels, which are called Demidoffs, after the place. One of these,
-a pretty little creature, was presented to us by a kind lady, and our
-resolution against having any more pets all melted away in view of the
-soft, beseeching eyes, the fine, silky ears, the glossy, wavy hair,
-and bright chestnut paws of the new favorite. She was exactly such a
-pretty creature as one sees painted in some of the splendid old Italian
-pictures, and which Mr. Ruskin describes as belonging to the race of
-“fringy paws.” The little creature was warmly received among us; an
-ottoman was set apart for her to lie on; and a bright bow of green, red,
-and white ribbon, the Italian colors, was prepared for her neck; and she
-was christened Florence, after her native city.
-
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-
-Florence was a perfect little fine lady, and a perfect
-Italian,—sensitive, intelligent, nervous, passionate, and constant in her
-attachments, but with a hundred little whims and fancies that required
-petting and tending hourly. She was perfectly miserable if she was not
-allowed to attend us in our daily drives, yet in the carriage she was so
-excitable and restless, so interested to take part in everything she saw
-and heard in the street, that it was all we could do to hold her in and
-make her behave herself decently. She was nothing but a little bundle of
-nerves, apparently all the while in a tremble of excitement about one
-thing or another; she was so disconsolate if left at home, that she went
-everywhere with us. She visited the picture-galleries, the museums, and
-all the approved sights of Florence, and improved her mind as much as
-many other young ladies who do the same.
-
-Then we removed from Florence to Rome, and poor Flo was direfully
-sea-sick on board the steamboat, in company with all her young
-mistresses, but recovered herself at Civita Vecchia, and entered Rome in
-high feather. There she settled herself complacently in our new lodgings,
-which were far more spacious and elegant than those we had left in
-Florence, and began to claim her little rights in all the sight-seeing of
-the Eternal City.
-
-She went with us to palaces and to ruins, scrambling up and down, hither
-and thither, with the utmost show of interest. She went up all the stairs
-to the top of the Capitol, except the very highest and last, where she
-put on airs, whimpered, and professed such little frights, that her
-mistress was forced to carry her; but once on top, she barked from right
-to left,—now at the snowy top of old Soracte, now at the great, wide,
-desolate plains of the Campagna, and now at the old ruins of the Roman
-Forum down under our feet. Upon all she had her own opinion, and was not
-backward to express herself. At other times she used to ride with us to a
-beautiful country villa outside of the walls of Rome, called the Pamfili
-Doria. How beautiful and lovely this place was I can scarcely tell my
-little friends. There were long alleys and walks of the most beautiful
-trees; there were winding paths leading to all manner of beautiful
-grottos, and charming fountains, and the wide lawns used to be covered
-with the most lovely flowers. There were anemones that looked like little
-tulips, growing about an inch and a half high, and of all colors,—blue,
-purple, lilac, pink, crimson, and white,—and there were great beds of
-fragrant blue and white violets. As to the charming grace and beauty
-of the fountains that were to be found here and there all through the
-grounds, I could not describe them to you. They were made of marble,
-carved in all sorts of fanciful devices, and grown over with green mosses
-and maidenhair.
-
-What spirits little Miss Flo had, when once set down in these enchanting
-fields! While all her mistresses were gathering lapfuls of many-colored
-anemones, violets, and all sorts of beautiful things, Flo would snuff the
-air, and run and race hither and thither, with her silky ears flying and
-her whole little body quivering with excitement. Now she would race round
-the grand basin of a fountain, and bark with all her might at the great
-white swans that were swelling and ruffling their silver-white plumage,
-and took her noisy attentions with all possible composure. Then she would
-run off down some long side-alley after a lot of French soldiers, whose
-gay red legs and blue coats seemed to please her mightily; and many a
-fine chase she gave her mistresses, who were obliged to run up and down,
-here, there, and everywhere, to find her when they wanted to go home
-again.
-
-One time my lady’s friskiness brought her into quite a serious trouble,
-as you shall hear. We were all going to St. Peter’s Church, and just
-as we came to the bridge of St. Angelo, that crosses the Tiber, we met
-quite a concourse of carriages. Up jumped my lady Florence, all alive and
-busy,—for she always reckoned everything that was going on a part of her
-business,—and gave such a spring that over she went, sheer out of the
-carriage, into the mixed medley of carriages, horses, and people below.
-We were all frightened enough, but not half so frightened as she was,
-as she ran blindly down a street, followed by a perfect train of ragged
-little black-eyed, black-haired boys, all shouting and screaming after
-her. As soon as he could, our courier got down and ran after her, but
-he might as well have chased a streak of summer lightning. She was down
-the street, round the corner, and lost to view, with all the ragamuffin
-tribe, men, boys, and women, after her; and so we thought we had lost
-her, and came home to our lodgings very desolate in heart, when lo! our
-old porter told us that a little dog that looked like ours had come
-begging and whining at our street door, but before he could open it the
-poor little wanderer had been chased away again and gone down the street.
-After a while some very polite French soldiers picked her up in the
-Piazza di Spagna,—a great public square near our dwelling, to get into
-which we were obliged to go down some one or two hundred steps. We could
-fancy our poor Flo, frightened and panting, flying like a meteor down
-these steps, till she was brought up by the arms of a soldier below.
-
-Glad enough were we when the polite soldier brought her back to our
-doors;—and one must say one good thing for French soldiers all the
-world over, that they are the pleasantest-tempered and politest people
-possible, so very tender-hearted towards all sorts of little defenceless
-pets, so that our poor runaway could not have fallen into better hands.
-
-After this, we were careful to hold her more firmly when she had her
-little nervous starts and struggles in riding about Rome.
-
-One day we had been riding outside of the walls of the city, and just
-as we were returning home we saw coming towards us quite a number
-of splendid carriages with prancing black horses. It was the Pope
-and several of his cardinals coming out for an afternoon airing. The
-carriages stopped, and the Pope and cardinals all got out to take a
-little exercise on foot, and immediately all carriages that were in the
-way drew to one side, and those of the people in them who were Roman
-Catholics got out and knelt down to wait for the Pope’s blessing as he
-went by. As for us, we were contented to wait sitting in the carriage.
-
-On came the Pope, looking like a fat, mild, kind-hearted old gentleman,
-smiling and blessing the people as he went on, and the cardinals scuffing
-along in the dust behind him. He walked very near to our carriage, and
-Miss Florence, notwithstanding all our attempts to keep her decent, would
-give a smart little bow-wow right in his face just as he was passing.
-He smiled benignly, and put out his hand in sign of blessing toward our
-carriage, and Florence doubtless got what she had been asking for.
-
-From Rome we travelled to Naples, and Miss Flo went with us through
-our various adventures there,—up Mount Vesuvius, where she half choked
-herself with sulphurous smoke. There is a place near Naples called the
-Solfatara, which is thought to be the crater of the extinct volcano,
-where there is a cave that hisses, and roars, and puffs out scalding
-steam like a perpetual locomotive, and all the ground around shakes and
-quivers as if it were only a crust over some terrible abyss. The pools
-of water are all white with sulphur; the ground is made of sulphur
-and arsenic and all such sort of uncanny matters; and we were in a
-fine fright lest Miss Florence, being in one of her wildest and most
-indiscreet moods, should tumble into some burning hole, or strangle
-herself with sulphur; and in fact she rolled over and over in a sulphur
-puddle, and then, scampering off, rolled in ashes by way of cleaning
-herself. We could not, however, leave her at home during any of our
-excursions, and so had to make the best of these imprudences.
-
-When at last the time came for us to leave Italy, we were warned that
-Florence would not be allowed to travel in the railroad cars in the
-French territories. All dogs, of all sizes and kinds, whose owners wish
-to have travel with them, are shut up in a sort of closet by themselves,
-called the dog-car; and we thought our nervous, excitable little pet
-would be frightened into fits, to be separated from all her friends,
-and made to travel with all sorts of strange dogs. So we determined to
-smuggle her along in a basket. At Turin we bought a little black basket,
-just big enough to contain her, and into it we made her go,—very sorely
-against her will, as we could not explain to her the reason why. Very
-guilty indeed we felt, with this travelling conveyance hung on one arm,
-sitting in the waiting-room, and dreading every minute lest somebody
-should see the great bright eyes peeping through the holes of the basket,
-or hear the subdued little whines and howls which every now and then came
-from its depths.
-
-Florence had been a petted lady, used to having her own way, and a
-great deal of it; and this being put up in a little black basket, where
-she could neither make her remarks on the scenery, nor join in the
-conversation of her young mistresses, seemed to her a piece of caprice
-without rhyme or reason. So every once in a while she would express
-her mind on the subject by a sudden dismal little whine; and what was
-specially trying, she would take the occasion to do this when the cars
-stopped and all was quiet, so that everybody could hear her. Where’s
-that dog?—somebody’s got a dog in here,—was the inquiry very plain to
-be seen in the suspicious looks which the guard cast upon us as he put
-his head into our compartment, and gazed about inquiringly. Finally, to
-our great terror, a railway director, a tall, gentlemanly man, took his
-seat in our very compartment, where Miss Florence’s basket garnished
-the pocket above our heads, and she was in one of her most querulous
-moods. At every stopping-place she gave her little sniffs and howls, and
-rattled her basket so as to draw all eyes. We all tried to look innocent
-and unconscious, but the polite railroad director very easily perceived
-what was the matter. He looked from one anxious, half-laughing face to
-the others, with a kindly twinkle in his eye, but said nothing. All the
-guards and _employés_ bowed down to him, and came cap in hand at every
-stopping-place to take his orders. What a relief it was to hear him say,
-in a low voice, to them: “These young ladies have a little dog which they
-are carrying. Take no notice of it, and do not disturb them!” Of course,
-after that, though Florence barked and howled and rattled her basket, and
-sometimes showed her great eyes, like two coal-black diamonds, through
-its lattice-work, nobody saw and nobody heard, and we came unmolested
-with her to Paris.
-
-After a while she grew accustomed to her little travelling carriage, and
-resigned herself quietly to go to sleep in it; and so we got her from
-Paris to Kent, where we stopped a few days to visit some friends in a
-lovely country place called Swaylands.
-
-Here we had presented to us another pet, that was ever after the chosen
-companion and fast friend of Florence. He was a little Skye terrier, of
-the color of a Maltese cat, covered all over with fine, long, silky hair,
-which hung down so evenly, that it was difficult at the first glance to
-say which was his head and which his tail. But at the head end there
-gleamed out a pair of great, soft, speaking eyes, that formed the only
-beauty of the creature; and very beautiful they were, in their soft,
-beseeching lovingness.
-
-Poor Rag had the tenderest heart that ever was hid in a bundle of hair;
-he was fidelity and devotion itself, and used to lie at our feet in
-the railroad carriages as still as a gray sheep-skin, only too happy
-to be there on any terms. It would be too long to tell our travelling
-adventures in England; suffice it to say, that at last we went on board
-the Africa to come home, with our two pets, which had to be handed over
-to the butcher, and slept on quarters of mutton and sides of beef, till
-they smelt of tallow and grew fat in a most vulgar way.
-
-At last both of them were safely installed in the brown stone cottage in
-Andover, and Rag was presented to a young lady to whom he had been sent
-as a gift from England, and to whom he attached himself with the most
-faithful devotion.
-
-Both dogs insisted on having their part of the daily walks and drives of
-their young mistresses; and, when they observed them putting on their
-hats, would run, and bark, and leap, and make as much noise as a family
-of children clamoring for a ride.
-
-After a few months, Florence had three or four little puppies. Very puny
-little things they were; and a fierce, nervous little mother she made.
-Her eyes looked blue as burnished steel, and if anybody only set foot in
-the room where her basket was, her hair would bristle, and she would bark
-so fiercely as to be quite alarming. For all that, her little ones proved
-quite a failure, for they were all stone-blind. In vain we waited and
-hoped and watched for nine days, and long after; the eyes were glazed and
-dim, and one by one they died. The last two seemed to promise to survive,
-and were familiarly known in the family circle by the names of Milton and
-Beethoven.
-
-But the fatigues of nursing exhausted the delicate constitution of poor
-Florence, and she lay all one day in spasms. It became evident that a
-tranquil passage must be secured for Milton and Beethoven to the land of
-shades, or their little mother would go there herself; and accordingly
-they vanished from this life.
-
-As to poor Flo, the young medical student in the family took her into a
-water-cure course of treatment, wrapping her in a wet napkin first, and
-then in his scarlet flannel dressing-gown, and keeping a wet cloth with
-iced water round her head. She looked out of her wrappings, patient and
-pitiful, like a very small old African female, in a very serious state of
-mind. To the glory of the water-cure, however, this course in one day so
-cured her, that she was frisking about the next, happy as if nothing had
-happened.
-
-She had, however, a slight attack of the spasms, which caused her to run
-frantically and cry to have the hall-door opened; and when it was opened,
-she scampered up in all haste into the chamber of her medical friend,
-and, not finding him there, jumped upon his bed, and began with her teeth
-and paws to get around her the scarlet dressing-gown in which she had
-found relief before. So she was again packed in wet napkins, and after
-that never had another attack.
-
-After this, Florence was begged from us by a lady who fell in love with
-her beautiful eyes, and she went to reside in a most lovely cottage in
-H⸺, where she received the devoted attentions of a whole family. The
-family physician, however, fell violently in love with her, and, by dint
-of caring for her in certain little ailments, awakened such a sentiment
-in return, that at last she was given to him, and used to ride about in
-state with him in his carriage, visiting his patients, and giving her
-opinion on their symptoms.
-
-At last her health grew delicate and her appetite failed. In vain
-chicken, and chops, and all the delicacies that could tempt the most
-fastidious, were offered to her, cooked expressly for her table; the end
-of all things fair must come, and poor Florence breathed her last, and
-was put into a little rosewood casket, lined with white, and studded
-with silver nails, and so buried under a fine group of chestnuts in the
-grounds of her former friends. A marble tablet was to be affixed to one
-of these, commemorating her charms; but, like other spoiled beauties, her
-memory soon faded, and the tablet has been forgotten.
-
-The mistress of Rag, who is devoted to his memory, insists that not
-enough space has been given in this memoir to his virtues. But the
-virtues of honest Rag were of that kind which can be told in a few
-sentences,—a warm, loving heart, a boundless desire to be loved, and a
-devotion that made him regard with superstitious veneration all the
-movements of his mistress. The only shrewd trick he possessed was a habit
-of drawing on her sympathy by feigning a lame leg whenever she scolded or
-corrected him. In his English days he had had an injury from the kick of
-a horse, which, however, had long since been healed; but he remembered
-the petting he got for this infirmity, and so recalled it whenever he
-found that his mistress’s stock of affection was running low. A blow or
-a harsh word would cause him to limp in an alarming manner; but a few
-caresses would set matters all straight again.
-
-Rag had been a frantic ratter, and often roused the whole family by his
-savage yells after rats that he heard gambolling quite out of his reach
-behind the partitions in the china closet. He would crouch his head on
-his fore-paws, and lie watching at rat-holes, in hopes of intercepting
-some transient loafer; and one day he actually broke the back and bones
-of a gray old thief whom he caught marauding in the china closet.
-
-Proud and happy was he of this feat; but, poor fellow! he had to repose
-on the laurels thus gained, for his teeth were old and poor, and more
-than one old rebel slipped away from him, leaving him screaming with
-disappointed ambition.
-
-At last poor Rag became aged and toothless, and a shake which he one
-day received from a big dog, who took him for a bundle of wick-yarn,
-hastened the breaking up of his constitution. He was attacked with
-acute rheumatism, and, notwithstanding the most assiduous cares of his
-mistress, died at last in her arms.
-
-Funeral honors were decreed him; white chrysanthemums and myrtle leaves
-decked his bier. And so Rag was gathered to the dogs which had gone
-before him.
-
-
-V.
-
-Well, after the departure of Madam Florence there was a long cessation
-of the dog mania in our family. We concluded that we would have no more
-pets; for they made too much anxiety, and care, and trouble, and broke
-all our hearts by death or desertion.
-
-At last, however, some neighbors of ours took unto themselves, to enliven
-their dwelling, a little saucy Scotch terrier, whose bright eyes and
-wicked tricks so wrought upon the heart of one of our juvenile branches,
-that there was no rest in the camp without this addition to it. Nothing
-was so pretty, so bright, so knowing and cunning, as a “Scotch terrier,”
-and a Scotch terrier we must have,—so said Miss Jenny, our youngest.
-
-And so a bargain was struck by one of Jenny’s friends with some of the
-knowing ones in Boston, and home she came, the happy possessor of a
-genuine article,—as wide awake, impertinent, frisky, and wicked a little
-elf as ever was covered with a shock of rough tan-colored hair.
-
-His mistress no sooner gazed on him, than she was inspired to give him
-a name suited to his peculiar character;—so he frisked into the front
-door announced as Wix, and soon made himself perfectly at home in the
-family circle, which he took, after his own fashion, by storm. He entered
-the house like a small whirlwind, dashed, the first thing, into the
-Professor’s study, seized a slipper which was dangling rather uncertainly
-on one of his studious feet, and, wresting it off, raced triumphantly
-with it around the hall, barking distractedly every minute that he was
-not shaking and worrying his prize.
-
-Great was the sensation. Grandma tottered with trembling steps to the
-door, and asked, with hesitating tones, what sort of a creature that
-might be; and being saluted with the jubilant proclamation, “Why,
-Grandma, it’s my dog,—a real genuine, Scotch terrier; he’ll never grow
-any larger, and he’s a perfect beauty! don’t you think so?”—Grandma could
-only tremblingly reply, “O, there is not any danger of his going mad, is
-there? Is he generally so playful?”
-
-Playful was certainly a mild term for the tempest of excitement in
-which master Wix flew round and round in giddy circles, springing over
-ottomans, diving under sofas, barking from beneath chairs, and resisting
-every effort to recapture the slipper with bristling hair and blazing
-eyes, as if the whole of his dog-life consisted in keeping his prize;
-till at length he caught a glimpse of pussy’s tail,—at which, dropping
-the slipper, he precipitated himself after the flying meteor, tumbling,
-rolling, and scratching down the kitchen stairs, and standing on his
-hind-legs barking distractedly at poor Tom, who had taken refuge in the
-sink, and sat with his tail magnified to the size of a small bolster.
-
-This cat, the most reputable and steady individual of his species, the
-darling of the most respectable of cooks, had received the name of
-Thomas Henry, by which somewhat lengthy appellation he was generally
-designated in the family circle, as a mark of the respect which his
-serious and contemplative manner commonly excited. Thomas had but one
-trick of popularity. With much painstaking and care the cook had taught
-him the act of performing a somerset over our hands when held at a
-decent height from the floor; and for this one elegant accomplishment,
-added to great success in his calling of rat-catching, he was held in
-great consideration in the family, and had meandered his decorous way
-about house, slept in the sun, and otherwise conducted himself with the
-innocent and tranquil freedom which became a family cat of correct habits
-and a good conscience.
-
-The irruption of Wix into our establishment was like the bursting of
-a bomb at the feet of some respectable citizen going tranquilly to
-market. Thomas was a cat of courage, and rats of the largest size shrunk
-appalled at the very sight of his whiskers; but now he sat in the sink
-quite cowed, consulting with great, anxious yellow eyes the throng of
-faces that followed Wix down the stairs, and watching anxiously the
-efforts Miss Jenny was making to subdue and quiet him.
-
-“Wix, you naughty little rascal, you mustn’t bark at Thomas Henry;
-be still!” Whereat Wix, understanding himself to be blamed, brought
-forth his trump card of accomplishments, which he always offered by
-way of pacification whenever he was scolded. He reared himself up on
-his hind-legs, hung his head languishingly on one side, lolled out his
-tongue, and made a series of supplicatory gestures with his fore-paws,—a
-trick which never failed to bring down the house in a storm of applause,
-and carry him out of any scrape with flying colors.
-
-Poor Thomas Henry, from his desolate sink, saw his terrible rival carried
-off in Miss Jenny’s arms amid the applauses of the whole circle, and had
-abundance of time to reflect on the unsubstantial nature of popularity.
-After that he grew dejected and misanthropic,—a real Cardinal Wolsey
-in furs,—for Wix was possessed with a perfect cat-hunting mania, and,
-whenever he was not employed in other mischief, was always ready for a
-bout with Thomas Henry.
-
-It is true, he sometimes came back from these encounters with a scratched
-and bloody nose, for Thomas Henry was a cat of no mean claw, and would
-turn to bay at times; but generally he felt the exertion too much for his
-advanced years and quiet habits, and so for safety he passed much of his
-time in the sink, over the battlements of which he would leisurely survey
-the efforts of the enemy to get at him. The cook hinted strongly of the
-danger of rheumatism to her favorite from these damp quarters, but Wix at
-present was the reigning favorite, and it was vain to dispute his sway.
-
-Next to Thomas Henry, Wix directed his principal efforts to teasing
-Grandmamma. Something or other about her black dress and quiet movements
-seemed to suggest to him suspicions. He viewed her as something to be
-narrowly watched; he would lie down under some chair or table, and watch
-her motions with his head on his fore-paws as if he were watching at a
-rat-hole. She evidently was not a rat, he seemed to say to himself, but
-who knows what she may be; and he would wink at her with his great bright
-eyes, and, if she began to get up, would spring from his ambush and bark
-at her feet with frantic energy,—by which means he nearly threw her over
-two or three times.
-
-His young mistress kept a rod, and put him through a severe course of
-discipline for these offences; after which he grew more careful,—but
-still the unaccountable fascination seemed to continue; still he would
-lie in ambush, and, though forbidden to bark, would dart stealthily
-forward when he saw her preparing to rise, and be under her dress
-smelling in a suspicious manner at her heels. He would spring from his
-place at the fire, and rush to the staircase when he heard her leisurely
-step descending the stairs, and once or twice nearly overset her by being
-under her heels, bringing on himself a chastisement which he in vain
-sought to avert by the most vigorous deprecatory pawing.
-
-Grandmamma’s favorite evening employment was to sit sleeping in her
-chair, gradually bobbing her head lower and lower,—all which movements
-Wix would watch, giving a short snap, or a suppressed growl, at every
-bow. What he would have done, if, as John Bunyan says, he had been
-allowed to have his “doggish way” with her, it is impossible to say. Once
-he succeeded in seizing the slipper from her foot as she sat napping, and
-a glorious race he had with it,—out at the front door, up the path to the
-Theological Seminary, and round and round the halls consecrated to better
-things, with all the glee of an imp. At another time he made a dart into
-her apartment, and seized a turkey-wing which the good old lady had
-used for a duster, and made such a regular forenoon’s work of worrying,
-shaking, and teasing it, that every feather in it was utterly demolished.
-
-In fact, there was about Wix something so elfish and impish, that
-there began to be shrewd suspicions that he must be somehow or other
-a descendant of the celebrated poodle of Faust, and that one need
-not be surprised some day to have him suddenly looming up into some
-uncanny shape, or entering into conversation, and uttering all sorts of
-improprieties unbefitting a theological professor’s family.
-
-He had a persistence in wicked ways that resisted the most energetic
-nurture and admonition of his young mistress. His combativeness was
-such, that a peaceable walk down the fashionable street of Zion Hill
-in his company became impossible; all was race and scurry, cackle and
-flutter, wherever he appeared,—hens and poultry flying, frightened cats
-mounting trees with magnified tails, dogs yelping and snarling, and
-children and cows running in every direction. No modest young lady could
-possibly walk out in company with such a son of confusion. Beside this,
-Wix had his own private inexplicable personal piques against different
-visitors in the family, and in the most unexpected moment would give
-a snap or a nip to the most unoffending person. His friends in the
-family circle dropped off. His ways were pronounced too bad, his conduct
-perfectly indefensible; his young mistress alone clung to him, and
-declared that her vigorous system of education would at last reform his
-eccentricities, and turn him out a tip-top dog. But when he would slyly
-leave home, and, after rolling and steeping himself in the ill-smelling
-deposits of the stable or drain, come home and spring with impudent ease
-into her lap, or put himself to sleep on her little white bed, the magic
-cords of affection gave out, and disgust began to succeed. It began to
-be remarked that this was a stable-dog, educated for the coach-boy and
-stable, and to be doubted whether it was worth while to endeavor to raise
-him to a lady’s boudoir; and so at last, when the family removed from
-Zion Hill, he was taken back and disposed of at a somewhat reduced price.
-
-Since then, as we are informed, he has risen to fame and honor. His name
-has even appeared in sporting gazettes as the most celebrated “ratter”
-in little Boston, and his mistress was solemnly assured by his present
-possessor that for “cat work” he was unequalled, and that he would not
-take fifty dollars for him. From all which it appears that a dog which is
-only a torment and a nuisance in one sphere may be an eminent character
-in another.
-
-The catalogue of our dogs ends with Wix. Whether we shall ever have
-another or not we cannot tell, but in the following pages I will tell my
-young readers a few true stories of other domestic pets which may amuse
-them.
-
-
-
-
-DOGS AND CATS
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-
-And now, with all and each of the young friends who have read these
-little histories of our dogs, we want to have a few moments of quiet chat
-about dogs and household pets in general.
-
-In these stories you must have noticed that each dog had as much his own
-character as if he had been a human being. Carlo was not like Rover, nor
-Rover like Giglio, nor Giglio like Florence, nor Florence like Rag, nor
-Rag like Wix,—any more than Charley is like Fred, or Fred like Henry,
-or Henry like Eliza, or Eliza like Julia. Every animal has his own
-character, as marked and distinct as a human being. Many people who have
-not studied much into the habits of animals don’t know this. To them a
-dog is a dog, a cat a cat, a horse a horse, and no more,—that is the end
-of it.
-
-But domestic animals that associate with human beings develop a very
-different character from what they would possess in a wild state. Dogs,
-for example, in those countries where there is a prejudice against
-receiving them into man’s association, herd together, and become wild and
-fierce like wolves. This is the case in many Oriental countries, where
-there are superstitious ideas about dogs; as, for instance, that they are
-unclean and impure. But in other countries, the dog, for the most part,
-forsakes all other dogs to become the associate of man. A dog without a
-master is a forlorn creature; no society of other dogs seems to console
-him; he wanders about disconsolate, till he finds some human being to
-whom to attach himself, and then he is a made dog,—he pads about with an
-air of dignity, like a dog that is settled in life.
-
-There are among dogs certain races or large divisions, and those
-belonging purely to any of those races are called blood-dogs. As examples
-of what we mean by these races, we will mention the spaniel, the mastiff,
-the bulldog, the hound, and the terrier; and each of these divisions
-contains many species, and each has a strongly marked character. The
-spaniel tribes are gentle, docile, easily attached to man; from them many
-hunting dogs are trained. The bulldog is irritable, a terrible fighter,
-and fiercely faithful to his master. A mastiff is strong, large, not so
-fierce as the bulldog, but watchful and courageous, with a peculiar sense
-of responsibility in guarding anything which is placed under his charge.
-The hounds are slender, lean, wiry, with a long, pointed muzzle, and a
-peculiar sensibility in the sense of smell, and their instincts lead
-them to hunting and tracking. As a general thing, they are cowardly and
-indisposed to combat; there are, however, remarkable exceptions, as you
-will see if you read the account of the good black hound which Sir Walter
-Scott tells about in “The Talisman,”—a story which I advise you to read
-at your next leisure. The terriers are, for the most part, small dogs,
-smart, bright, and active, very intelligent, and capable of being taught
-many tricks. Of these there are several varieties,—as the English black
-and tan, which is the neatest and prettiest pet a family of children can
-have, as his hair is so short and close that he can harbor no fleas, and
-he is always good-tempered, lively, and affectionate. The Skye terrier,
-with his mouse-colored mop of hair, and his great bright eyes, is very
-loving and very sagacious; but alas! unless you can afford a great deal
-of time for soap, water, and fine-tooth-comb exercises, he will bring
-more company than you will like. The Scotch terriers are rough, scraggy,
-affectionate, but so nervous, frisky, and mischievous that they are only
-to be recommended as out-door pets in barn and stable. They are capital
-rat-catchers, very amicable with horses, and will sit up by the driver or
-a coach-boy with an air of great sagacity.
-
-There is something very curious about the habits and instincts of
-certain dogs which have been trained by man for his own purposes. In the
-mountains of Scotland, there are a tribe of dogs called Shepherd-dogs,
-which for generations and ages have helped the shepherds to take care
-of their sheep and which look for all the world like long-nosed,
-high-cheek-boned, careful old Scotchmen. You will see them in the
-morning, trotting out their flock of sheep, walking about with a grave,
-care-taking air, and at evening all bustle and importance, hurrying and
-scurrying hither and thither, getting their charge all together for the
-night. An old Scotchman tells us that his dog Hector, by long sharing his
-toils and cares, got to looking so much like him, that once, when he felt
-too sleepy to go to meeting he sent Hector to take his seat in the pew,
-and the minister never knew the difference, but complimented him the next
-day for his good attention to the sermon.
-
-There is a kind of dog employed by the monks of St. Bernard, in the Alps,
-to go out and seek in the snow for travellers who may have lost their
-way; and this habit becomes such a strong instinct in them, that I once
-knew a puppy of this species which was brought by a shipmaster to Maine,
-and grew up in a steady New England town, which used to alarm his kind
-friends by rushing off into the pine forest in snow-storms, and running
-anxiously up and down burrowing in the snow as if in quest of something.
-
-I have seen one of a remarkable breed of dogs that are brought from
-the island of Manilla. They resemble mastiffs in their form, but are
-immensely large and strong. They are trained to detect thieves, and kept
-by merchants on board of vessels where the natives are very sly and much
-given to stealing. They are called _holders_, and their way is, when a
-strange man, whose purposes they do not understand, comes on board the
-ship, to take a very gentle but decisive hold of him by the heel, and
-keep him fast until somebody comes to look after him. The dog I knew of
-this species stood about as high as an ordinary dining-table, and I have
-seen him stroke off the dinner-cloth with one wag of his tail in his
-pleasure when I patted his head. He was very intelligent and affectionate.
-
-There is another dog, which may often be seen in Paris, called the Spitz
-dog. He is a white, smooth-haired, small creature, with a great muff
-of stiff hair round his neck, and generally comes into Paris riding
-horseback on the cart-horses which draw the carts of the washerwomen.
-He races nimbly up and down on the back of the great heavy horses,
-barking from right to left with great animation, and is said to be a most
-faithful little creature in guarding the property of his owner. What is
-peculiar about these little dogs is the entireness of their devotion to
-their master. They have not a look, not a wag of the tail, for any one
-else; it is vain for a stranger to try and make friends with them,—they
-have eyes and ears for one alone.
-
-All dogs which do not belong to some of the great varieties, on the one
-side of their parentage or the other, are classed together as curs, and
-very much undervalued and decried; and yet among these mongrel curs we
-have seen individuals quite as sagacious, intelligent, and affectionate
-as the best blood-dogs.
-
-And now I want to say some things to those young people who desire to
-adopt as domestic pets either a dog or a cat. Don’t do it without making
-up your mind to be really and thoroughly kind to them, and feeding them
-as carefully as you feed yourself, and giving them appropriate shelter
-from the inclemency of the weather.
-
-Some people seem to have a general idea that throwing a scrap, or bone,
-or bit of refuse meat, at odd intervals, to a dog, is taking abundant
-care of him. “What’s the matter with him? he can’t be hungry,—I gave
-him that great bone yesterday.” Ah, Master Hopeful, how would you like
-to be fed on the same principle? When you show your hungry face at the
-dinner-table, suppose papa should say, “What’s that boy here for? He was
-fed this morning.” You would think this hard measure; yet a dog’s or
-cat’s stomach digests as rapidly as yours. In like manner, dogs are often
-shut out of the house in cold winter weather without the least protection
-being furnished them. A lady and I looked out once, in a freezing icy
-day, and saw a great Newfoundland cowering in a corner of a fence to keep
-from the driving wind; and I said, “Do tell me if you have no kennel
-for that poor creature.” “No,” said the lady. “I didn’t know that dogs
-needed shelter. Now I think of it, I remember last spring he seemed quite
-poorly, and his hair seemed to come out; do you suppose it was being
-exposed so much in the winter?” This lady had taken into her family a
-living creature, without ever having reflected on what that creature
-needed, or that it was her duty to provide for its wants.
-
-Dogs can bear more cold than human beings, but they do not like cold any
-better than we do; and when a dog has his choice, he will very gladly
-stretch himself on a rug before the fire for his afternoon nap, and show
-that he enjoys the blaze and warmth as much as anybody.
-
-As to cats, many people seem to think that a miserable, half-starved
-beast, never fed, and always hunted and beaten, and with no rights that
-anybody is bound to respect, is a necessary appendage to a family. They
-have the idea that all a cat is good for is to catch rats, and that
-if well fed they will not do this,—and so they starve them. This is a
-mistake in fact. Cats are hunting animals, and have the natural instinct
-to pursue and catch prey, and a cat that is a good mouser will do this
-whether well or ill fed. To live only upon rats is said to injure the
-health of the cat, and bring on convulsions.
-
-The most beautiful and best trained cat I ever knew was named Juno, and
-was brought up by a lady who was so wise in all that related to the care
-and management of animals, that she might be quoted as authority on all
-points of their nurture and breeding; and Juno, carefully trained by such
-a mistress, was a standing example of the virtues which may be formed in
-a cat by careful education.
-
-Never was Juno known to be out of place, to take her nap elsewhere than
-on her own appointed cushion, to be absent at meal-times, or, when the
-most tempting dainties were in her power, to anticipate the proper time
-by jumping on the table to help herself.
-
-In all her personal habits Juno was of a neatness unparalleled in cat
-history. The parlor of her mistress was always of a waxen and spotless
-cleanness, and Juno would have died sooner than violate its sanctity
-by any impropriety. She was a skilful mouser, and her sleek, glossy
-sides were a sufficient refutation of the absurd notion that a cat must
-be starved into a display of her accomplishments. Every rat, mouse,
-or ground mole that she caught was brought in and laid at the feet of
-her mistress for approbation. But on one point her mind was dark. She
-could never be made to comprehend the great difference between fur and
-feathers, nor see why her mistress should gravely reprove her when she
-brought in a bird, and warmly commend when she captured a mouse.
-
-After a while a little dog named Pero, with whom Juno had struck up a
-friendship, got into the habit of coming to her mistress’s apartment at
-the hours when her modest meals were served, on which occasions Pero
-thought it would be a good idea to invite himself to make a third.
-He had a nice little trick of making himself amiable, by sitting up
-on his haunches, and making little begging gestures with his two
-fore-paws,—which so much pleased his hostess that sometimes he was fed
-before Juno. Juno observed this in silence for some time; but at last
-a bright idea struck her, and, gravely rearing up on her haunches, she
-imitated Pero’s gestures with her fore-paws. Of course this carried the
-day, and secured her position.
-
-Cats are often said to have no heart,—to be attached to places, but
-incapable of warm personal affection. It was reserved for Juno by her sad
-end to refute this slander on her race. Her mistress was obliged to leave
-her quiet home, and go to live in a neighboring city; so she gave Juno to
-the good lady who inhabited the other part of the house.
-
-But no attentions or care on the part of her new mistress could banish
-from Juno’s mind the friend she had lost. The neat little parlor where
-she had spent so many pleasant hours was dismantled and locked up, but
-Juno would go, day after day, and sit on the ledge of the window-seat,
-looking in and mewing dolefully. She refused food; and, when too weak to
-mount on the sill and look in, stretched herself on the ground beneath
-the window, where she died for love of her mistress, as truly as any
-lover in an old ballad.
-
-You see by this story the moral that I wish to convey. It is, that
-watchfulness, kindness, and care will develop a nature in animals such as
-we little dream of. Love will beget love, regular care and attention will
-give regular habits, and thus domestic pets may be made agreeable and
-interesting.
-
-Any one who does not feel an inclination or capacity to take the amount
-of care and pains necessary for the well-being of an animal ought
-conscientiously to abstain from having one in charge. A carefully
-tended pet, whether dog or cat, is a pleasant addition to a family of
-young people; but a neglected, ill-brought-up, ill-kept one is only an
-annoyance.
-
-We should remember, too, in all our dealings with animals, that they are
-a sacred trust to us from our Heavenly Father. They are dumb, and cannot
-speak for themselves; they cannot explain their wants or justify their
-conduct; and therefore we should be tender towards them.
-
-Our Lord says not even a little sparrow falls to the ground without
-our Heavenly Father, and we may believe that his eye takes heed of the
-disposition which we show towards those defenceless beings whom he thinks
-worthy of his protection.
-
-
-
-
-AUNT ESTHER’S RULES.
-
-
-In the last number I told my little friends about my good Aunt Esther,
-and her wonderful cat Juno, and her dog Pero. In thinking what to write
-for this month, my mind goes far back to the days when I was a little
-girl, and used to spend many happy hours in Aunt Esther’s parlor talking
-with her. Her favorite subject was always the habits and character of
-different animals, and their various ways and instincts, and she used to
-tell us so many wonderful, yet perfectly authentic, stories about all
-these things, that the hours passed away very quickly.
-
-Some of her rules for the treatment and care of animals have impressed
-themselves so distinctly on my mind, that I shall never forget them, and
-I am going to repeat some of them to you.
-
-One was, never to frighten an animal for sport. I recollect I had a
-little white kitten, of which I was very fond, and one day I was amusing
-myself with making her walk up and down the key-board of the piano, and
-laughing to see her fright at the strange noises which came up under
-her feet. Puss evidently thought the place was haunted, and tried to
-escape; it never occurred to me, however, that there was any cruelty in
-the operation, till Aunt Esther said to me, “My dear, you must never
-frighten an animal. I have suffered enough from fear to know that there
-is no suffering more dreadful; and a helpless animal, that cannot speak
-to tell its fright, and cannot understand an explanation of what alarms
-it, ought to move your pity.”
-
-I had never thought of this before, and then I remembered how, when I was
-a very, very little girl, a grown-up boy in school had amused himself
-with me and my little brother in much the same way as that in which I had
-amused myself with the kitten. He hunted us under one of the school-room
-tables by threatening to cut our ears off if we came out, and took out
-his pen-knife, and opened it, and shook it at us whenever we offered to
-move. Very likely he had not the least idea that we really could be made
-to suffer with fear at so absurd a threat,—any more than I had that my
-kitten could possibly be afraid of the piano; but our suffering was in
-fact as real as if the boy really had intended what he said, and was
-really able to execute it.
-
-Another thing which Aunt Esther strongly impressed on my mind was, that,
-when there were domestic animals about a house which were not wanted
-in a family, it was far kinder to have them killed in some quick and
-certain way than to chase them out of the house, and leave them to wander
-homeless, to be starved, beaten, and abused. Aunt Esther was a great
-advocate for killing animals, and, tender-hearted as she was, she gave
-us many instructions in the kindest and quickest way of disposing of one
-whose life must be sacrificed.
-
-Her instructions sometimes bore most remarkable fruits. I recollect one
-little girl, who had been trained under Aunt Esther’s care, was once
-coming home from school across Boston Common, when she saw a party of
-noisy boys and dogs tormenting a poor kitten by the side of the frog
-pond. The little wretches would throw it into the water, and then laugh
-at its vain and frightened efforts to paddle out, while the dogs added to
-its fright by their ferocious barking. Belle was a bright-eyed, spirited
-little puss, and her whole soul was roused in indignation; she dashed
-in among the throng of boys and dogs, and rescued the poor half-drowned
-little animal. The boys, ashamed, slunk away, and little Belle held the
-poor, cold, shivering little creature, considering what to do for it. It
-was half dead already, and she was embarrassed by the reflection that at
-home there was no room for another pet, for both cat and kitten never
-were wanting in their family. “Poor kit,” she said, “you must die, but I
-will see that you are not tormented”;—and she knelt bravely down and held
-the little thing under water, with the tears running down her own cheeks,
-till all its earthly sorrows were over, and little kit was beyond the
-reach of dog or boy.
-
-This was real brave humanity. Many people call themselves tender-hearted,
-because they are unwilling to have a litter of kittens killed, and
-so they go and throw them over fences, into people’s back yards, and
-comfort themselves with the reflection that they will do well enough.
-What becomes of the poor little defenceless things? In nine cases out of
-ten they live a hunted, miserable life, crying from hunger, shivering
-with cold, harassed by cruel dogs, and tortured to make sport for brutal
-boys. How much kinder and more really humane to take upon ourselves the
-momentary suffering of causing the death of an animal than to turn our
-back and leave it to drag out a life of torture and misery!
-
-Aunt Esther used to protest much against another kind of torture which
-well-meaning persons inflict on animals, in giving them as playthings
-to very little children who do not know how to handle them. A mother
-sometimes will sit quietly sewing, while her baby boy is tormenting a
-helpless kitten, poking his fingers into its eyes, pulling its tail,
-stretching it out as on a rack, squeezing its feet, and, when the poor
-little tormented thing tries to run away, will send the nurse to catch
-dear little Johnny’s kitten for him.
-
-Aunt Esther always remonstrated, too, against all the practical jokes
-and teasing of animals, which many people practise under the name of
-sport,—like throwing a dog into the water for the sake of seeing him
-paddle out, dashing water upon the cat, or doing any of the many little
-tricks by which animals are made uncomfortable. “They have but one short
-little life to live, they are dumb and cannot complain, and they are
-wholly in our power”—these were the motives by which she appealed to our
-generosity.
-
-Aunt Esther’s boys were so well trained, that they would fight valiantly
-for the rescue of any ill-treated animals. Little Master Bill was a
-bright-eyed fellow, who wasn’t much taller than his father’s knee, and
-wore a low-necked dress with white ruffles. But Bill had a brave heart in
-his little body, and so one day, as he was coming from school, he dashed
-in among a crowd of dogs which were pursuing a kitten, took it away from
-them, and held it as high above his head as his little arm could reach.
-The dogs jumped upon his white neck with their rough paws, and scratched
-his face, but still he stood steady till a man came up and took the
-kitten and frightened away the dogs. Master Bill grew up to be a man, and
-at the battle of Gettysburg stood a three days’ fight, and resisted the
-charge of the Louisiana Tigers as of old he withstood the charge of the
-dogs. A really brave-hearted fellow is generally tender and compassionate
-to the weak; only cowards torment that which is not strong enough to
-fight them; only cowards starve helpless prisoners or torture helpless
-animals.
-
-I can’t help hoping that, in these stories about different pets, I have
-made some friends among the boys, and that they will remember what I have
-said, and resolve always to defend the weak, and not permit any cruelty
-where it is in their power to prevent it. Boys, you are strong and brave
-little fellows; but you oughtn’t to be strong and brave for nothing; and
-if every boy about the street would set himself to defending helpless
-animals, we should see much less cruelty than we now do.
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-
-AUNT ESTHER’S STORIES.
-
-
-Aunt Esther used to be a constant attendant upon us young ones whenever
-we were a little ill, or any of the numerous accidents of childhood
-overtook us. In such seasons of adversity she always came to sit by our
-bedside, and take care of us. She did not, as some people do, bring a
-long face and a doleful whining voice into a sick-room, but was always so
-bright, and cheerful, and chatty, that we began to think it was almost
-worth while to be sick to have her about us. I remember that once, when
-I had the quinsy, and my throat was so swollen that it brought the tears
-every time I swallowed, Aunt Esther talked to me so gayly, and told me
-so many stories, that I found myself laughing heartily, and disposed to
-regard my aching throat as on the whole rather an amusing circumstance.
-
-Aunt Esther’s stories were not generally fairy tales, but stories about
-real things,—and more often on her favorite subject of the habits of
-animals, and the different animals she had known, than about anything
-else.
-
-One of these was a famous Newfoundland dog, named Prince, which belonged
-to an uncle of hers in the country, and was, as we thought, a far more
-useful and faithful member of society than many of us youngsters. Prince
-used to be a grave, sedate dog, that considered himself put in trust of
-the farm, the house, the cattle, and all that was on the place. At night
-he slept before the kitchen door, which, like all other doors in the
-house in those innocent days, was left unlocked all night; and if such a
-thing had ever happened as that a tramper or an improper person of any
-kind had even touched the latch of the door, Prince would have been up
-attending to him as master of ceremonies.
-
-At early dawn, when the family began to stir, Prince was up and out
-to superintend the milking of the cows, after which he gathered them
-all together, and started out with them to pasture, padding steadily
-along behind, dashing out once in a while to reclaim some wanderer that
-thoughtlessly began to make her breakfast by the roadside, instead of
-saving her appetite for the pastures, as a properly behaved cow should.
-Arrived at the pasture-lot, Prince would take down the bars with his
-teeth, drive in the cows, put up bars, and then soberly turn tail and
-pad off home, and carry the dinner-basket for the men to the mowing
-lot, or the potato-field, or wherever the labors of the day might be.
-There arrived, he was extremely useful to send on errands after anything
-forgotten or missing. “Prince! the rake is missing: go to the barn and
-fetch it!” and away Prince would go, and come back with his head very
-high, and the long rake very judiciously balanced in his mouth.
-
-One day a friend was wondering at the sagacity of the dog, and his master
-thought he would show off his tricks in a still more original style; and
-so, calling Prince to him, he said, “Go home and bring Puss to me!”
-
-Away bounded Prince towards the farm-house, and, looking about, found the
-younger of the two cats, fair Mistress Daisy, busy cleaning her white
-velvet in the summer sun. Prince took her gently up by the nape of her
-neck, and carried her, hanging head and heels together, to the fields,
-and laid her down at his master’s feet.
-
-“How’s this, Prince?” said the master; “you didn’t understand me. I said
-the cat, and this is the kitten. Go right back and bring the old cat.”
-
-Prince looked very much ashamed of his mistake, and turned away, with
-drooping ears and tail, and went back to the house.
-
-The old cat was a venerable, somewhat portly old dame, and no small lift
-for Prince; but he reappeared with old Puss hanging from his jaws, and
-set her down, a little discomposed, but not a whit hurt by her unexpected
-ride.
-
-Sometimes, to try Prince’s skill, his master would hide his gloves or
-riding-whip in some out-of-the-way corner, and when ready to start, would
-say, “Now, where have I left my gloves? Prince, good fellow, run in,
-and find them”; and Prince would dash into the house, and run hither
-and thither with his nose to every nook and corner of the room; and, no
-matter how artfully they were hid, he would upset and tear his way to
-them. He would turn up the corners of the carpet, snuff about the bed,
-run his nose between the feather-bed and mattress, pry into the crack of
-a half-opened drawer, and show as much zeal and ingenuity as a policeman,
-and seldom could anything be so hid as to baffle his perseverance.
-
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-Many people laugh at the idea of being careful of a dog’s feelings, as
-if it were the height of absurdity; and yet it is a fact that some dogs
-are as exquisitely sensitive to pain, shame, and mortification, as any
-human being. See, when a dog is spoken harshly to, what a universal droop
-seems to come over him. His head and ears sink, his tail drops and slinks
-between his legs, and his whole air seems to say, “I wish I could sink
-into the earth to hide myself.”
-
-Prince’s young master, without knowing it, was the means of inflicting a
-most terrible mortification on him at one time. It was very hot weather,
-and Prince, being a shaggy dog, lay panting, and lolling his tongue out,
-apparently suffering from the heat.
-
-“I declare,” said young Master George, “I do believe Prince would be more
-comfortable for being sheared.” And so forthwith he took him and began
-divesting him of his coat. Prince took it all very obediently; but when
-he appeared without his usual attire, every one saluted him with roars
-of laughter, and Prince was dreadfully mortified. He broke away from his
-master, and scampered off home at a desperate pace, ran down cellar and
-disappeared from view. His young master was quite distressed that Prince
-took the matter so to heart; he followed him in vain, calling, “Prince!
-Prince!” No Prince appeared. He lighted a candle and searched the cellar,
-and found the poor creature cowering away in the darkest nook under the
-stairs. Prince was not to be comforted; he slunk deeper and deeper into
-the darkness, and crouched on the ground when he saw his master, and
-for a long time refused even to take food. The family all visited and
-condoled with him, and finally his sorrows were somewhat abated; but he
-would not be persuaded to leave the cellar for nearly a week. Perhaps by
-that time he indulged the hope that his hair was beginning to grow again,
-and all were careful not to destroy the allusion by any jests or comments
-on his appearance.
-
-Such were some of the stories of Prince’s talents and exploits which
-Aunt Esther used to relate to us. What finally became of the old fellow
-we never heard. Let us hope that, as he grew old, and gradually lost his
-strength, and felt the infirmities of age creeping on, he was tenderly
-and kindly cared for in memory of the services of his best days,—that he
-had a warm corner by the kitchen fire, and was daily spoken to in kindly
-tones by his old friends. Nothing is a sadder sight than to see a poor
-old favorite, that once was petted and caressed by every member of the
-family, now sneaking and cowering as if dreading every moment a kick or a
-blow,—turned from the parlor into the kitchen, driven from the kitchen by
-the cook’s broomstick, half starved and lonesome.
-
-O, how much kinder if the poor thread of life were at once cut by some
-pistol-shot, than to have the neglected favorite linger only to suffer!
-Now, boys, I put it to you, is it generous or manly, when your old pet
-and playmate grows sickly and feeble, and can no longer amuse you, to
-forget all the good old times you have had with him, and let him become a
-poor, trembling, hungry, abused vagrant? If you cannot provide comforts
-for his old age, and see to his nursing, you can at least secure him an
-easy and painless passage from this troublesome world. A manly fellow I
-once knew, who, when his old hound became so diseased that he only lived
-to suffer, gave him a nice meal with his own hand, patted his head, got
-him to sleep, and then shot him,—so that he was dead in a moment, felt no
-pain, and knew nothing but kindness to the last.
-
-And now to Aunt Esther’s stories of a dog I must add one more which
-occurred in a town where I once lived. I have told you of the fine traits
-of blood-dogs, their sagacity and affection. In doing this, perhaps, I
-have not done half justice to the poor common dogs, of no particular
-blood or breed, that are called curs or mongrels; yet among these I
-believe you will quite as often find both affection and sagacity as among
-better-born dogs.
-
-The poor mongrel I am going to tell you about belonged to a man who had
-not, in one respect, half the sense that his dog had. A dog will never
-eat or drink a thing that has once made him sick, or injured him; but
-this man would drink, time and time again, a deadly draught, that took
-away his senses and unfitted him for any of his duties. Poor little
-Pero, however, set her ignorant dog’s heart on her drinking master, and
-used to patter faithfully after him, and lick his hand respectfully, when
-nobody else thought he was in a condition to be treated with respect.
-
-One bitter cold winter day, Pero’s master went to a grocery, at some
-distance from home, on pretence of getting groceries, but in reality to
-fill a very dreadful bottle, that was the cause of all his misery; and
-little Pero padded after him through the whirling snow, although she
-left three poor little pups of her own in the barn. Was it that she was
-anxious for the poor man who was going the bad road, or was there some
-secret thing in her dog’s heart that warned her that her master was in
-danger? We know not, but the sad fact is, that at the grocery the poor
-man took enough to make his brain dizzy, and coming home he lost his way
-in a whirling snow-storm, and fell down stupid and drunk, not far from
-his own barn, in a lonesome place, with the cold winter’s wind sweeping
-the snow-drift over him. Poor little Pero cuddled close to her master and
-nestled in his bosom, as if trying to keep the warm life in him.
-
-Two or three days passed, and nothing was seen or heard of the poor man.
-The snow had drifted over him in a long white winding-sheet, when a
-neighbor one day heard a dog in the barn crying to get out. It was poor
-Pero, that had come back and slipped in to nurse her puppies while the
-barn-door was open, and was now crying to get out and go back to her poor
-master. It suddenly occurred to the man that Pero might find the body,
-and in fact, when she started off, he saw a little path which her small
-paws had worn in the snow, and, tracking after, found the frozen body.
-This poor little friend had nestled the snow away around the breast, and
-stayed watching and waiting by her dead master, only taking her way back
-occasionally to the barn to nurse her little ones. I cannot help asking
-whether a little animal that can show such love and faithfulness has not
-something worth respecting and caring for in its nature.
-
-At this time of the year our city ordinances proclaim a general leave and
-license to take the lives of all dogs found in the streets, and scenes of
-dreadful cruelty are often enacted in consequence. I hope, if my stories
-fall under the eye of any boy who may ever witness, or be tempted to take
-part in, the hunting down and killing a poor dog, that he will remember
-of how much faithfulness and affection and constancy these poor brutes
-are capable, and, instead of being their tyrant and persecutor, will try
-to make himself their protector and friend.
-
-
-
-
-SIR WALTER SCOTT AND HIS DOGS.
-
-
-Master Frederick Little-John has of late struck up quite a friendship
-with me, and haunts my footsteps about house to remind me of my promise
-to write some more dog stories. Master Fred has just received a present
-from his father of a great Newfoundland that stands a good deal higher
-in his stocking-feet than his little master in his highest-heeled boots,
-and he has named him Prince, in honor of the Prince that I told you about
-last month, that used to drive the cows to pasture, and take down the
-bars with his teeth. We have daily and hourly accounts in the family
-circle of Prince’s sayings and doings; for Master Freddy insists upon it
-that Prince speaks, and daily insists upon placing a piece of bread on
-the top of Prince’s nose, which at the word of command he fires into the
-air, and catches in his mouth, closing the performance with a snap like a
-rifle. Fred also makes much of showing him a bit of meat held high in the
-air, from which he is requested to “speak,”—the speaking consisting in
-very short exclamations of the deepest bow-wow. Certain it is that Prince
-shows on these occasions that he has the voice for a public speaker, and
-that, if he does not go about the country lecturing, it is because he
-wants time yet to make up his mind what to say on the topics of the day.
-
-Fred is somewhat puzzled to make good the ground of his favorite
-with Aunt Zeroiah, who does not love dogs, and is constantly casting
-reflections on them as nuisances, dirt-makers, flea-catchers, and
-flea-scatterers, and insinuating a plea that Prince should be given away,
-or in some manner sold or otherwise disposed of.
-
-“Aunt Zeroiah thinks that there is nothing so mean as a dog,” said Master
-Fred to me as he sat with his arm around the neck of his favorite. “She
-really seems to grudge every morsel of meat a dog eats, and to think that
-every kindness you show a dog is almost a sin. Now I think dogs are noble
-creatures, and have noble feelings,—they are so faithful, and so kind and
-loving. Now I do wish you would make haste and write something to show
-her that dogs have been thought a good deal of.”
-
-“Well, Master Freddy,” said I, “I will tell you in the first place about
-Sir Walter Scott, whose poems and novels have been the delight of whole
-generations.”
-
-He was just of your opinion about dogs, and he had a great many of them.
-When Washington Irving visited Sir Walter at Abbotsford, he found him
-surrounded by his dogs, which formed as much a part of the family as his
-children.
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-In the morning, when they started for a ramble, the dogs would all be on
-the alert to join them. There was first a tall old staghound named Maida,
-that considered himself the confidential friend of his master, walked by
-his side, and looked into his eyes as if asserting a partnership in his
-thoughts. Then there was a black greyhound named Hamlet, a more frisky
-and thoughtless youth, that gambolled and pranced and barked and cut
-capers with the wildest glee; and there was a beautiful setter named
-Finette, with large mild eyes, soft silken hair, and long curly ears,—the
-favorite of the parlor; and then a venerable old greyhound, wagging his
-tail, came out to join the party as he saw them going by his quarters,
-and was cheered by Scott with a hearty, kind word as an old friend and
-comrade.
-
-In his walks Scott would often stop and talk to one or another of his
-four-footed friends, as if they were in fact rational companions; and,
-from being talked to and treated in this way, they really seemed to
-acquire more sagacity than other dogs.
-
-Old Maida seemed to consider himself as a sort of president of the
-younger dogs, as a dog of years and reflection, whose mind was upon more
-serious and weighty topics than theirs. As he padded along, the younger
-dogs would sometimes try to ensnare him into a frolic, by jumping upon
-his neck and making a snap at his ears. Old Maida would bear this in
-silent dignity for a while, and then suddenly, as if his patience were
-exhausted, he would catch one of his tormentors by the neck and tumble
-him in the dirt, giving an apologetic look to his master at the same
-time, as much as to say, “You see, sir, I can’t help joining a little in
-this nonsense.”
-
-“Ah,” said Scott, “I’ve no doubt that, when Maida is alone with these
-young dogs, he throws dignity aside and plays the boy as much as any of
-them, but he is ashamed to do it in our company, and seems to say, ‘Have
-done with your nonsense, youngsters; what will the Laird and that other
-gentleman think of me if I give way to such foolery?’”
-
-At length the younger dogs fancied that they discovered something, which
-set them all into a furious barking. Old Maida for some time walked
-silently by his master, pretending not to notice the clamors of the
-inferior dogs. At last, however, he seemed to feel himself called on to
-attend to them, and giving a plunge forward he opened his mind to them
-with a deep “Bow-wow,” that drowned for the time all other noises. Then,
-as if he had settled matters, he returned to his master, wagging his
-tail, and looking in his face as if for approval.
-
-“Ay, ay, old boy,” said Scott; “you have done wonders; you have shaken
-the Eildon Hills with your roaring, and now you may shut up your
-artillery for the rest of the day. Maida,” he said, “is like the big gun
-of Constantinople,—it takes so long to get it ready that the small ones
-can fire off a dozen times, but when it does go off it carries all before
-it.”
-
-Scott’s four-footed friends made a respectful part of the company at
-family meals. Old Maida took his seat gravely at his master’s elbow,
-looking up wistfully into his eyes, while Finette, the pet spaniel, took
-her seat by Mrs. Scott. Besides the dogs in attendance, a large gray
-cat also took her seat near her master, and was presented from time to
-time with bits from the table. Puss, it appears, was a great favorite
-both with master and mistress, and slept in their room at night; and
-Scott laughingly said that one of the least wise parts of the family
-arrangement was the leaving the window open at night for puss to go
-in and out. The cat assumed a sort of supremacy among the quadrupeds,
-sitting in state in Scott’s arm-chair, and occasionally stationing
-himself on a chair beside the door, as if to review his subjects as
-they passed, giving each dog a cuff on the ears as he went by. This
-clapper-clawing was always amiably taken. It appeared to be in fact a
-mere act of sovereignty on the part of Grimalkin, to remind the others
-of their vassalage, to which they cheerfully submitted. Perfect harmony
-prevailed between old puss and her subjects, and they would all sleep
-contentedly together in the sunshine.
-
-Scott once said, the only trouble about having a dog was that he must
-die; but he said, it was better to have them die in eight or nine years,
-than to go on loving them for twenty or thirty, and then have them die.
-
-Scott lived to lose many of his favorites, that were buried with funeral
-honors, and had monuments erected over them, which form some of the
-prettiest ornaments of Abbotsford. When we visited the place, one of the
-first objects we saw in the front yard near the door was the tomb of old
-Maida, over which is sculptured the image of a beautiful hound, with this
-inscription, which you may translate if you like:—
-
- “Maidae marmorea dormis, sub imagine
- Maida,
- Ad januam domini; sit tibi terra levis.”
-
-Or, if you don’t want the trouble of translating it, Master Freddy, I
-would do it thus:—
-
- “At thy lord’s door, in slumbers light and blest,
- Maida, beneath this marble Maida rest.
- Light lie the turf upon thy gentle breast.”
-
-Washington Irving says that in one of his morning rambles he came upon a
-curious old Gothic monument, on which was inscribed in Gothic characters,
-
- “Cy git le preux Percy,”
- (Here lies the brave Percy,)
-
-and asking Scott what it was, he replied, “O, only one of my
-fooleries,”—and afterwards Irving found it was the grave of a favorite
-greyhound.
-
-Now, certainly, Master Freddy, you must see in all this that you have one
-of the greatest geniuses of the world to bear you out in thinking a deal
-of dogs.
-
-But I have still another instance. The great rival poet to Scott was Lord
-Byron; not so good or so wise a man by many degrees, but very celebrated
-in his day. He also had a four-footed friend, a Newfoundland, called
-Boatswain, which he loved tenderly, and whose elegant monument now forms
-one of the principal ornaments of the garden of Newstead Abbey, and upon
-it may be read this inscription:—
-
- “Near this spot
- Are deposited the remains of one
- Who possessed beauty without vanity,
- Strength without insolence,
- Courage without ferocity,
- And all the virtues of man without his vices.
- This praise, which would be unmeaning flattery
- If inscribed over human ashes,
- Is but a just tribute to the memory of
- BOATSWAIN, a dog,
- Who was born at Newfoundland, May, 1803,
- And died at Newstead Abbey, Nov. 18, 1808.”
-
-On the other side of the monument the poet inscribed these lines in
-praise of dogs in general, which I would recommend you to show to any of
-the despisers of dogs:—
-
- “When some proud son of man returns to earth
- Unknown to glory, but upheld by birth,
- The sculptor’s art exhausts the pomp of woe,
- And storied urns record who rests below.
- But the poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
- The first to welcome, foremost to defend,
- Whose honest heart is still his master’s own,
- Who labors, fights, lives, breathes, for him alone,
- Unhonored falls, unnoticed all his worth,
- Denied in heaven the soul he held on earth.
- While man, vain insect! hopes to be forgiven,
- And claims himself a sole exclusive heaven!
- Ye who perchance behold this simple urn,
- Pass on, it honors none you wish to mourn.
- To mark a _friend’s_ remains these stones arise;
- I never knew but one,—and here he lies.”
-
-If you want more evidence of the high esteem in which dogs are held,
-I might recommend to you a very pretty dog story called “Rab and his
-Friends,” the reading of which will give you a pleasant hour. Also in
-a book called “Spare Hours,” the author of “Rab and his Friends” gives
-amusing accounts of all his different dogs, which I am sure you would be
-pleased to read, even though you find many long words in it which you
-cannot understand.
-
-But enough has been given to show you that in the high esteem you have
-for your favorite, and in your determination to treat him as a dog should
-be treated, you are sustained by the very best authority.
-
-
-
-
-COUNTRY NEIGHBORS AGAIN.
-
-
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-
-Do my dear little friends want to hear a word more about our country
-neighbors? Since we wrote about them, we have lived in the same place
-more than a year, and perhaps some of you may want to know whether old
-Unke or little Cri-cri have ever come up to sit under the lily-leaves
-by the fountain, or Master Furry-toes, the flying squirrel, has amused
-himself in pattering about the young lady’s chamber o’ nights? I am sorry
-to say that our country neighbors have entirely lost the neighborly,
-confiding spirit that they had when we first came and settled in the
-woods.
-
-Old Unke has distinguished himself on moonlight nights in performing
-bass solos in a very deep, heavy voice, down in the river, but he
-has never hopped his way back into that conservatory from which he
-was disgracefully turned out at the point of Mr. Fred’s cane. He has
-contented himself with the heavy musical performances I spoke of, and I
-have fancied they sounded much like “Won’t come any more,—won’t come any
-more,—won’t come any more!”
-
-Sometimes, strolling down to the river, we have seen his solemn green
-spectacles emerging from the tall water-grasses, as he sat complacently
-looking about him. Near by him, spread out on the sunny bottom of the
-pool, was a large flat-headed water-snake, with a dull yellow-brown back
-and such a swelled stomach that it was quite evident he had been making
-his breakfast that morning by swallowing some unfortunate neighbor like
-poor little Cri-cri. This trick of swallowing one’s lesser neighbors
-seems to prevail greatly among the people who live in our river. Mr.
-Water-snake makes his meal on little Mr. Frog, and Mr. Bullfrog follows
-the same example. It seems a sad state of things; but then I suppose all
-animals have to die in some way or other, and perhaps, if they are in the
-habit of seeing it done, it may appear no more to a frog to expect to be
-swallowed some day, than it may to some of us to die of a fever, or be
-shot in battle, as many a brave fellow has been of late.
-
-We have heard not a word from the woodchucks. Ever since we violated
-the laws of woodland hospitality by setting a trap for their poor old
-patriarch, they have very justly considered us as bad neighbors, and
-their hole at the bottom of the garden has been “to let,” and nobody
-as yet has ventured to take it. Our friends the muskrats have been
-flourishing, and on moonlight nights have been swimming about, popping up
-the tips of their little black noses to make observations.
-
-But latterly a great commotion has been made among the amphibious tribes,
-because of the letting down of the dam which kept up the water of the
-river, and made it a good, full, wide river. When the dam was torn down
-it became a little miserable stream, flowing through a wide field of
-muddy bottom, and all the secrets of the under-water were disclosed. The
-white and yellow water-lily roots were left high and dry up in the mud,
-and all the muskrat holes could be seen plainer than ever before; and the
-other day Master Charlie brought in a fish’s nest which he had found in
-what used to be deep water.
-
-“A fish’s nest!” says little Tom; “I didn’t know fishes made nests.” But
-they do, Tommy; that is, one particular kind of fish makes a nest of
-sticks and straws and twigs, plastered together with some kind of cement,
-the making of which is a family secret. It lies on the ground like a
-common bird’s-nest turned bottom upward, and has a tiny little hole in
-the side for a door, through which the little fishes swim in and out.
-
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-
-The name of the kind of fish that builds this nest I do not know; and if
-the water had not been drawn off, I should not have known that we had any
-such fish in our river. Where we found ours the water had been about
-five feet above it. Now, Master Tom, if you want to know more about
-nest-building fishes, you must get your papa and mamma to inquire and see
-if they cannot get you some of the little books on fishes and aquariums
-that have been published lately. I remember to have read all about these
-nests in one of them, but I do not remember either the name of the book
-or the name of the fish, and so there is something still for you to
-inquire after.
-
-I am happy to say, for the interest of the water-lilies and the muskrats
-and the fishes, that the dam has only been torn down from our river for
-the purpose of making a new and stronger one, and that by and by the
-water will be again broad and deep as before, and all the water-people
-can then go on with their housekeeping just as they used to do,—only I
-am sorry to say that one fish family will miss their house, and have to
-build a new one; but if they are enterprising fishes they will perhaps
-make some improvements that will make the new house better than the old.
-
-As to the birds, we have had a great many visits from them. Our house has
-so many great glass windows, and the conservatory windows in the centre
-of it being always wide open, the birds seem to have taken it for a piece
-of out-doors, and flown in. The difficulty has been, that, after they
-had got in, there appeared to be no way of making them understand the
-nature of glass, and wherever they saw a glass window they fancied they
-could fly through; and so, taking aim hither and thither, they darted
-head first against the glass, beating and bruising their poor little
-heads without beating in any more knowledge than they had before. Many a
-poor little feather-head has thus fallen a victim to his want of natural
-philosophy, and tired himself out with beating against window-panes,
-till he has at last fallen dead. One day we picked up no less than three
-dead birds in different parts of the house. Now if it had only been
-possible to enlighten our feathered friends in regard to the fact that
-everything that is transparent is not air, we would have summoned a bird
-council in our conservatory, and explained matters to them at once and
-altogether. As it is, we could only say, “Oh!” and “Ah!” and lament, as
-we have followed one poor victim after another from window to window, and
-seen him flutter and beat his pretty senseless head against the glass,
-frightened to death at all our attempts to help him.
-
-As to the humming-birds, their number has been infinite. Just back of
-the conservatory stands an immense, high clump of scarlet sage, whose
-brilliant flowers have been like a light shining from afar, and drawn to
-it flocks of these little creatures; and we have often sat watching them
-as they put their long bills into one scarlet tube after another, lifting
-themselves lightly off the bush, poising a moment in mid-air, and then
-dropping out of sight.
-
-They have flown into the conservatory in such numbers that, had we
-wished to act over again the dear little history of our lost pet, Hum,
-the son of Buz, we should have had plenty of opportunities to do it.
-Humming-birds have been for some reason supposed to be peculiarly wild
-and untamable. Our experience has proved that they are the most docile,
-confiding little creatures, and the most disposed to put trust in us
-human beings of all birds in the world.
-
-More than once this summer has some little captive exhausted his
-strength flying hither and thither against the great roof window of the
-conservatory, till the whole family was in alarm to help. The Professor
-himself has left his books, and anxiously flourished a long cobweb broom
-in hopes to bring the little wanderer down to the level of open windows,
-while every other member of the family ran, called, made suggestions,
-and gave advice, which all ended in the poor little fool’s falling flat,
-in a state of utter exhaustion, and being picked up in some lady’s
-pocket-handkerchief.
-
-Then has been running to mix sugar and water, while the little crumb of a
-bird has lain in an apparent swoon in the small palm of some fair hand,
-but opening occasionally one eye, and then the other, dreamily, to see
-when the sugar and water was coming, and gradually showing more and more
-signs of returning life as it appeared. Even when he had taken his drink
-of sugar and water, and seemed able to sit up in his warm little hollow,
-he has seemed in no hurry to flee, but remained tranquilly looking about
-him for some moments, till all of a sudden, with one whirr, away he goes,
-like a flying morsel of green and gold, over our heads—into the air—into
-the tree-tops. What a lovely time he must have of it!
-
-One rainy, windy day, Miss Jenny, going into the conservatory, heard a
-plaintive little squeak, and found a poor humming-bird, just as we found
-poor little Hum, all wet and chilled, and bemoaning himself, as he sat
-clinging tightly upon the slenderest twig of a grape-vine. She took him
-off, wrapped him in cotton, and put him in a box on a warm shelf over
-the kitchen range. After a while you may be sure there was a pretty
-fluttering in the box. Master Hum was awake and wanted to be attended to.
-She then mixed sugar and water, and, opening the box, offered him a drop
-on her finger, which he licked off with his long tongue as knowingly as
-did his name-sake at Rye Beach. After letting him satisfy his appetite
-for sugar and water, as the rain was over and the sun began to shine,
-Miss Jenny took him to the door, and away he flew.
-
-These little incidents show that it would not ever be a difficult matter
-to tame humming-birds,—only they cannot be kept in cages; a sunny room
-with windows defended by mosquito-netting would be the only proper cage.
-The humming-bird, as we are told by naturalists, though very fond of the
-honey of flowers, does not live on it entirely, or even principally.
-It is in fact a little fly-catcher, and lives on small insects; and a
-humming-bird never can be kept healthy for any length of time in a room
-that does not admit insects enough to furnish him a living. So you see it
-is not merely toads, and water-snakes, and such homely creatures, that
-live by eating other living beings,—but even the fairy-like and brilliant
-humming-bird.
-
-The autumn months are now coming on (for it is October while I
-write),—the flowers are dying night by night as the frosts grow
-heavier,—the squirrels are racing about, full of business, getting in
-their winter’s supply of nuts; everything now is active and busy among
-our country neighbors. In a cottage about a quarter of a mile from us, a
-whole family of squirrels have made the discovery that a house is warmer
-in winter than the best hollow tree, and so have gone in to a chink
-between the walls, where Mr. and Mrs. Squirrel can often be heard late at
-night chattering and making quite a family fuss about the arrangement of
-their household goods for the coming season. This is all the news about
-the furry people that I have to give you. The flying squirrel I have not
-yet heard from,—perhaps he will appear yet as the weather gets colder.
-
-Old Master Boohoo, the owl, sometimes goes on at such a rate on moonlight
-nights in the great chestnut-trees that overhang the river, that, if you
-did not know better, you might think yourself miles deep in the heart of
-a sombre forest, instead of being within two squares’ walk of the city
-lamps. We never yet have caught a fair sight of him. At the cottage we
-speak of, the chestnut-trees are very tall, and come close to the upper
-windows; and one night a fair maiden, going up to bed, was startled
-by a pair of great round eyes looking into her window. It was one of
-the Boohoo family, who had been taken with a fit of grave curiosity
-about what went on inside the cottage, and so set himself to observe.
-We have never been able to return the compliment by looking into their
-housekeeping, as their nests are very high up in the hollows of old
-trees, where we should not be likely to get at them.
-
-If we hear anything more from any of these neighbors of ours, we will let
-you know. We have all the afternoon been hearing a great screaming among
-the jays in the woods hard by, and I think we must go out and see what is
-the matter. So good by.
-
-
-
-
-THE DIVERTING HISTORY OF LITTLE WHISKEY.
-
-
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-
-And now, at the last, I am going to tell you something of the ways and
-doings of one of the queer little people, whom I shall call Whiskey.
-
-On this page is his picture. But you cannot imagine from this how pretty
-he is. His back has the most beautiful smooth shining stripes of reddish
-brown and black, his eyes shine like bright glass beads, and he sits up
-jauntily on his hind quarters, with his little tail thrown over his back
-like a ruffle!
-
-And where does he live? Well, “that is telling,” as we children say.
-It was somewhere up in the mountains of Berkshire, in a queer, quaint,
-old-fashioned garden, that I made Mr. Whiskey’s acquaintance.
-
-Here there lives a young parson, who preaches every Sunday in a little
-brown church, and during week-days goes through all these hills and
-valleys, visiting the poor, and gathering children into Sunday schools.
-
-His wife is a very small-sized lady,—not much bigger than you, my little
-Mary,—but very fond of all sorts of dumb animals; and by constantly
-watching their actions and ways, she has come to have quite a strange
-power over them, as I shall relate.
-
-The little lady fixed her mind on Whiskey, and gave him his name without
-consulting him upon the subject. She admired his bright eyes, and
-resolved to cultivate his acquaintance.
-
-By constant watching, she discovered that he had a small hole of his own
-in the grass-plot a few paces from her back door. So she used to fill
-her pockets with hazelnuts, and go out and sit in the back porch, and
-make a little noise, such as squirrels make to each other, to attract his
-attention.
-
-In a minute or two up would pop the little head with the bright eyes,
-in the grass-plot, and Master Whiskey would sit on his haunches and
-listen, with one small ear cocked towards her. Then she would throw him
-a hazelnut, and he would slip instantly down into his hole again. In
-a minute or two, however, his curiosity would get the better of his
-prudence; and she, sitting quiet, would see the little brown-striped
-head slowly, slowly coming up again, over the tiny green spikes of the
-grass-plot. Quick as a flash he would dart at the nut, whisk it into a
-little bag on one side of his jaws, which Madame Nature has furnished
-him with for his provision-pouch, and down into his hole again! An
-ungrateful, suspicious little brute he was too; for though in this way
-he bagged and carried off nut after nut, until the patient little woman
-had used up a pound of hazelnuts, still he seemed to have the same wild
-fright at sight of her, and would whisk off and hide himself in his hole
-the moment she appeared. In vain she called, “Whiskey, Whiskey, Whiskey,”
-in the most flattering tones; in vain she coaxed and cajoled. No, no; he
-was not to be caught napping. He had no objection to accepting her nuts,
-as many as she chose to throw to him; but as to her taking any personal
-liberty with him, you see, it was not to be thought of!
-
-But at last patience and perseverance began to have their reward. Little
-Master Whiskey said to himself, “Surely, this is a nice, kind lady, to
-take so much pains to give me nuts; she is certainly very considerate;”
-and with that he edged a little nearer and nearer every day, until, quite
-to the delight of the small lady, he would come and climb into her lap
-and seize the nuts, when she rattled them there, and after that he seemed
-to make exploring voyages all over her person. He would climb up and sit
-on her shoulder; he would mount and perch himself on her head; and, when
-she held a nut for him between her teeth, would take it out of her mouth.
-
-After a while he began to make tours of discovery in the house. He would
-suddenly appear on the minister’s writing-table, when he was composing
-his Sunday sermon, and sit cocking his little pert head at him, seeming
-to wonder what he was about. But in all his explorations he proved
-himself a true Yankee squirrel, having always a shrewd eye on the main
-chance. If the parson dropped a nut on the floor, down went Whiskey after
-it, and into his provision-bag it went, and then he would look up as if
-he expected another; for he had a wallet on each side of his jaws, and he
-always wanted both sides handsomely filled before he made for his hole.
-So busy and active, and always intent on this one object, was he, that
-before long the little lady found he had made way with six pounds of
-hazelnuts. His general rule was to carry off four nuts at a time,—three
-being stuffed into the side-pockets of his jaws, and the fourth held in
-his teeth. When he had furnished himself in this way, he would dart like
-lightning for his hole, and disappear in a moment; but in a short time up
-he would come, brisk and wide-awake, and ready for the next supply.
-
-Once a person who had the curiosity to dig open a chipping squirrel’s
-hole found in it two quarts of buckwheat, a quantity of grass-seed,
-nearly a peck of acorns, some Indian corn, and a quart of walnuts; a
-pretty handsome supply for a squirrel’s winter store-room,—don’t you
-think so?
-
-Whiskey learned in time to work for his living in many artful ways that
-his young mistress devised. Sometimes she would tie his nuts up in a
-paper package, which he would attack with great energy, gnawing the
-strings, and rustling the nuts out of the paper in wonderfully quick
-time. Sometimes she would tie a nut to the end of a bit of twine, and
-swing it backward and forward over his head; and, after a succession of
-spry jumps, he would pounce upon it, and hang swinging on the twine, till
-he had gnawed the nut away.
-
-Another squirrel—doubtless hearing of Whiskey’s good luck—began to haunt
-the same yard; but Whiskey would by no means allow him to cultivate his
-young mistress’s acquaintance. No indeed! he evidently considered that
-the institution would not support two. Sometimes he would appear to be
-conversing with the stranger on the most familiar and amicable terms in
-the back yard: but if his mistress called his name, he would immediately
-start and chase his companion quite out of sight, before he came back to
-her.
-
-So you see that self-seeking is not confined to men alone, and that
-Whiskey’s fine little fur coat covers a very selfish heart.
-
-As winter comes on, Whiskey will go down into his hole, which has many
-long galleries and winding passages, and a snug little bedroom well
-lined with leaves. Here he will doze and dream away his long winter
-months, and nibble out the inside of his store of nuts.
-
-If I hear any more of his cunning tricks, I will tell you of them.
-
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