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-<p style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Title: The book of Edinburgh anecdote</p>
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-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'><span class='sc'>John Leyden</span><br/>From a pen drawing.</td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'><a href='#Page_160'>160</a></td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'></td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'></td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'>&nbsp;</td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'><span class='sc'>Robert Louis Stevenson as an Edinburgh Student</span></td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'><a href='#Page_172'>172</a></td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'></td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'></td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'>&nbsp;</td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'><span class='sc'>Allan Ramsay, Painter</span><br/>From a mezzotint after Artist’s own painting.</td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'><a href='#Page_180'>180</a></td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'></td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'></td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'>&nbsp;</td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'><span class='sc'>Rev. John Thomson of Duddingston</span><br/>From the engraving by <span class='sc'>Croll</span>.</td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'><a href='#Page_184'>184</a></td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'></td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'></td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'>&nbsp;</td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'><span class='sc'>Mrs. Alison Cockburn</span><br/>From a photograph.</td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'><a href='#pg200'>200</a></td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'></td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'></td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'>&nbsp;</td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'><span class='sc'>Miss Jean Elliot</span><br/>From a sepia drawing.</td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'><a href='#Page_204'>204</a></td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'></td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'></td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'>&nbsp;</td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'><span class='sc'>Susanna, Countess of Eglinton</span><br/>From the painting by <span class='sc'>Gavin Hamilton</span>.</td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'><a href='#Page_208'>208</a></td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'></td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'></td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'>&nbsp;</td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'><span class='sc'>Caroline, Baroness Nairne</span><br/>From a lithograph.</td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'><a href='#Page_212'>212</a></td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'></td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'></td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'>&nbsp;</td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'><span class='sc'>Mrs. Siddons as “The Tragic Muse”</span><br/>From an engraving after Sir <span class='sc'>Joshua Reynolds</span>, <span class='it'>P.</span>R.A.</td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'><a href='#Page_216'>216</a></td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'></td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'></td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'>&nbsp;</td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'><span class='sc'>James IV.</span><br/>From an old engraving.</td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'><a href='#Page_220'>220</a></td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'></td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'></td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'>&nbsp;</td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'><span class='sc'>A Bedesman or Bluegown</span><br/>From a sketch by <span class='sc'>Monro S. Orr</span>.</td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'><a href='#Page_240'>240</a></td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'></td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'></td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'>&nbsp;</td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'><span class='sc'>Allan Ramsay, Poet</span><br/>From an engraving after <span class='sc'>William Aikman</span>.</td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'><a href='#Page_248'>248</a></td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'></td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'></td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'>&nbsp;</td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'><span class='sc'>Andrew Crosbie, “Pleydell”</span><br/>From a painting in the Parliament House. By permission of the <span class='sc'>Faculty of Advocates</span>.</td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'><a href='#Page_256'>256</a></td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'></td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'></td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'>&nbsp;</td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'><span class='sc'>Rev. Thomas Somerville</span><br/>From a photograph in the Scottish National Portrait Gallery.</td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'><a href='#Page_272'>272</a></td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'></td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'></td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'>&nbsp;</td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class='tab2c1 tdStyle3'><span class='sc'>William Smellie</span><br/>From an engraving after <span class='sc'>George Watson</span>.</td><td class='tab2c2 tdStyle0'><a href='#Page_280'>280</a></td><td class='tab2c3 tdStyle1'></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<hr class='pbk'/>
-
-<p class='line' style='text-align:center;margin-bottom:2em;font-size:2em;'>BOOK OF EDINBURGH ANECDOTE</p>
-
-<div><span class='pageno' title='3' id='Page_3'></span><h1 class='nobreak'>CHAPTER ONE<br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>PARLIAMENT HOUSE &amp; LAWYERS</span></h1></div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The Parliament House has always
-had a reputation for good anecdote. There are solid
-reasons for this. It is the haunt of men, clever, highly
-educated, well off, and the majority of them with an
-all too abundant leisure. The tyranny of custom forces
-them to pace day after day that ancient hall, remarkable
-even in Edinburgh for august memories, as their
-predecessors have done for generations. There are
-statues such as those of Blair of Avontoun and Forbes
-of Culloden, and portraits like those of “Bluidy Mackenzie”
-and Braxfield,—all men who lived and laboured
-in the precincts,—to recall and revivify the
-past, while there is also the Athenian desire to hear
-some new thing, to retail the last good story about
-Lord this or Sheriff that.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>So there is a great mass of material. Let me present
-some morsels for amusement or edification. Most
-are stories of judges, though it may be of them before
-they were judges. A successful counsel usually
-ends on the bench, and at the Scots bar the exceptions
-are rare indeed. The two most prominent that
-occur to one are Sir George Mackenzie and Henry
-Erskine. Now, Scots law lords at one time invariably,
-and still frequently, take a title from landed estate.
-This was natural. A judge was a person with
-some landed property, which was in early times the
-<span class='pageno' title='4' id='Page_4'></span>
-only property considered as such, and in Scotland,
-as everybody knows, the man was called after his
-estate. Monkbarns of the <span class='it'>Antiquary</span> is a classic instance,
-and it was only giving legal confirmation to
-this, to make the title a fixed one in the case of the
-judges. They never signed their names this way,
-and were sometimes sneered at as paper lords. To-day,
-when the relative value of things is altered, they
-would probably prefer their paper title. According
-to tradition their wives laid claim to a corresponding
-dignity, but James <span style='font-size:smaller'>V.</span>, the founder of the College of
-Justice, sternly repelled the presumptuous dames, with
-a remark out of keeping with his traditional reputation
-for gallantry. “He had made the carles lords,
-but wha the deil made the carlines leddies?” Popular
-custom was kinder than the King, and they got to be
-called ladies, till a newer fashion deprived them of
-the honour. It was sometimes awkward. A judge
-and his wife went furth of Scotland, and the exact
-relations between Lord A. and Mrs. B. gravelled
-the wits of many an honest landlord. The gentleman
-and lady were evidently on the most intimate terms,
-yet how to explain their different names? Of late
-the powers that be have intervened in the lady’s favour,
-and she has now her title assured her by royal
-mandate.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Once or twice the territorial designation bore an
-ugly purport. Jeffrey kept, it is said, his own name, for
-Lord Craigcrook would never have done. Craig is
-Scots for neck, and why should a man name himself a
-hanging judge to start with? This was perhaps too
-great a concession to the cheap wits of the Parliament
-<span class='pageno' title='5' id='Page_5'></span>
-House, and perhaps it is not true, for in Jeffrey’s days
-territorial titles for paper lords were at a discount, so
-that Lord Cockburn thought they would never revive,
-but the same thing is said of a much earlier judge.
-Fountainhall’s <span class='it'>Decisions</span> is one of those books that
-every Scots advocate knows in name, and surely no
-Scots practising advocate knows in fact. Its author,
-Sir John Lauder, was a highly successful lawyer of the
-Restoration, and when his time came to go up there
-was one fly in the ointment of success. His compact
-little estate in East Lothian was called Woodhead.
-Lauder feared not unduly the easy sarcasms of fools,
-or the evil tongues of an evil time. Territorial title he
-must have, and he rather neatly solved the difficulty
-by changing Woodhead to Fountainhall, a euphonious
-name, which the place still retains.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>When James <span style='font-size:smaller'>VI.</span> and <span style='font-size:smaller'>I.</span> came to his great estate in
-England, he was much impressed by the splendid
-robes of the English judges. His mighty Lord Chancellor
-would have told him that such things were but
-“toys,” though even he would have admitted, they influenced
-the vulgar. At any rate Solomon presently
-sent word to his old kingdom, that his judges and
-advocates there were to attire themselves in decent
-fashion. If you stroll into the Parliament House to-day
-and view the twin groups of the Inner House, you will
-say they went one better than their English brothers.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'><a id='pg8'></a></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i022.jpg' alt='Portrait of Sir Thomas Hamilton' id='iid-0002' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>SIR THOMAS HAMILTON, FIRST EARL OF HADDINGTON</span><br/><span style='font-size:smaller'>From the Portrait at Tynninghame</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A Scots judge in those times had not seldom a
-plurality of offices: thus the first Earl of Haddington
-was both President of the Court of Session and Secretary
-of State. He played many parts in his time,
-and he played them all well, for Tam o’ the Coogate
-<span class='pageno' title='6' id='Page_6'></span>
-was nothing if not acute. There are various stories of
-this old-time statesman. This shows forth the man and
-the age. A highland chief was at law, and had led
-his men into the witness-box just as he would have
-led them to the tented field. The Lord President
-had taken one of them in hand, and sternly kept him
-to the point, and so wrung the facts out of him. When
-Donald escaped he was asked by his fellow-clansman
-whose turn was to follow, how he had done? With
-every mark of sincere contrition and remorse, Donald
-groaned out, that he was afraid he had spoken the
-truth, and “Oh,” he said, “beware of the man with the
-partridge eye!” How the phrase brings the old judge,
-alert, keen, searching, before us! By the time of the
-Restoration things were more specialised, and the lawyers
-of the day could give more attention to their own
-subject. They were very talented, quite unscrupulous,
-terribly cruel; Court of Justice and Privy Council alike
-are as the house of death. We shudder rather than
-laugh at the anecdotes. Warriston, Dirleton, Mackenzie,
-Lockhart, the great Stair himself, were remarkable
-men who at once attract and repel. Nisbet of
-Dirleton, like Lauder of Fountainhall, took his title
-from East Lothian—in both cases so tenacious is the
-legal grip, the properties are still in their families—and
-Dirleton’s <span class='it'>Doubts</span> are still better known, and
-are less read, if that be possible, than Fountainhall’s
-<span class='it'>Decisions</span>. You can even to-day look on Dirleton’s big
-house on the south side of the Canongate, and Dirleton,
-if not “the pleasantest dwelling in Scotland,” is a
-very delightful place, and within easy reach of the capital.
-But the original Nisbet was, I fear, a worse rascal
-<span class='pageno' title='7' id='Page_7'></span>
-than any of his fellows, a treacherous, greedy knave.
-You might bribe his predecessor to spare blood, it was
-said, “but Nisbet was always so sore afraid of losing
-his own great estate, he could never in his own opinion
-be officious enough to serve his cruel masters.” Here
-is <span class='it'>the</span> Nisbet story. In July 1668, Mitchell shot at
-Archbishop Sharp in the High Street, but, missing
-him, wounded Honeyman, Bishop of Orkney, who sat
-in the coach beside him. With an almost humorous
-cynicism some one remarked, it is only a bishop, and
-the crowd immediately discovered a complete lack of
-interest in the matter and in the track of the would-be
-assassin. Not so the Privy Council, which proceeded
-to a searching inquiry in the course whereof one
-Gray was examined, but for some time to little purpose.
-Nisbet as Lord Advocate took an active part,
-and bethought him of a trick worthy of a private inquiry
-agent. He pretended to admire a ring on the
-man’s finger, and asked to look at it; the prisoner was
-only too pleased. Nisbet sent it off by a messenger
-to Gray’s wife with a feigned message from her husband.
-She stopped not to reflect, but at once told all
-she knew! this led to further arrests and further examinations
-during which Nisbet suggested torture as
-a means of extracting information from some taciturn
-ladies! Even his colleagues were abashed. “Thow
-rotten old devil,” said Primrose, the Lord Clerk Register,
-“thow wilt get thyself stabbed some day.” Even
-in friendly talk and counsel these old Scots, you will
-observe, were given to plain language. Fate was kinder
-to Dirleton than he deserved, he died in quiet, rich,
-if not honoured, for his conduct in office was scandalous
-<span class='pageno' title='8' id='Page_8'></span>
-even for those times, yet his name is not remembered
-with the especial detestation allotted to that of
-“the bluidy advocate Mackenzie,” really a much higher
-type of man. Why the unsavoury epithet has stuck
-so closely to him is a curious caprice of fate or history.
-Perhaps it is that ponderous tomb in Old Greyfriars,
-insolently flaunting within a stone-throw of the Martyrs’
-Monument, perhaps it is that jingle which (you
-suspect half mythical) Edinburgh callants used to
-occupy their spare time in shouting in at the keyhole,
-that made the thing stick. However, the dead-and-gone
-advocate preserves the stony silence of the tomb,
-and is still the most baffling and elusive personality
-in Scots history. The anecdotes of him are not of
-much account. One tells how the Marquis of Tweeddale,
-anxious for his opinion, rode over to his country
-house at Shank at an hour so unconscionably early
-that Sir George was still abed. The case admitted
-of no delay, and the Marquis was taken to his room.
-The matter was stated and the opinion given from behind
-the curtains, and then a <span class='it'>woman’s hand</span> was stretched
-forth to receive the fee! The advocate was not
-the most careful of men, so Lady Mackenzie deemed
-it advisable to take control of the financial department.
-Of this dame the gossips hinted too intimate relations
-with Claverhouse, but there was no open scandal.
-Another brings us nearer the man. Sir George,
-by his famous entail act, tied up the whole land of
-the country in a settlement so strict that various measures
-through the succeeding centuries only gradually
-and partially released it. Now the Earl of Bute was
-the favoured lover of his only daughter, but Mackenzie
-<span class='pageno' title='9' id='Page_9'></span>
-did not approve of the proposed union. The wooer,
-however ardent, was prudent; he speculated how the
-estate would go if they made a runaway match of it.
-Who so fit to advise him as the expert on the law of
-entail? Having disguised himself—in those old Edinburgh
-houses the light was never of the clearest—he
-sought my lord’s opinion on a feigned case, which
-was in truth his own. The opinion was quite plain,
-and fell pat with his wishes; the marriage was duly
-celebrated, and Sir George needs must submit. All
-his professional life Mackenzie was in the front of the
-battle, he was counsel for one side or the other in every
-great trial, and not seldom these were marked by most
-dramatic incidents. When he defended Argyll in 1661
-before the Estates, on a charge of treason, the judges
-were already pondering their verdict when “one who
-came fast from London knocked most rudely at the
-Parliament door.” He gave his name as Campbell, and
-produced what he said were important papers. Mackenzie
-and his fellows possibly thought his testimony
-might turn the wavering balance in their favour—alas!
-they were letters from Argyll proving that he had actively
-supported the Protectorate, and so sealed the fate
-of the accused. Again, at Baillie of Jerviswood’s trial
-in 1684 one intensely dramatic incident was an account
-given by the accused with bitter emphasis of a
-private interview between him and Mackenzie some
-time before. The advocate was prosecuting with all
-his usual bluster, but here he was taken completely
-aback, and stammered out some lame excuse. This
-did not affect the verdict, however, and Jerviswood
-went speedily to his death. The most remarkable
-<span class='pageno' title='10' id='Page_10'></span>
-story about Mackenzie is that after the Estates had
-declared for the revolutionary cause in April 1689, and
-his public life was over, ere he fled southward, he spent a
-great part of his last night in Edinburgh in the Greyfriars
-Churchyard. The meditations among the tombs
-of the ruined statesmen were, you easily divine, of a
-very bitter and piercing character. Sir George Lockhart,
-his great rival at the bar and late Lord President
-of the Court of Session, had a few days before been
-buried in the very spot selected by Mackenzie for
-his own resting-place, where now rises that famous
-mausoleum. Sir George was shot dead on the afternoon
-of Sunday 31st March in that year by Chiesly
-of Dalry in revenge for some judicial decision, apparently
-a perfectly just one, which he had given against
-him. Even in that time of excessive violence and passion
-Chiesly was noted as a man of extreme and ungovernable
-temper. He made little secret of his intention;
-he was told the very imagination of it was a sin before
-God. “Let God and me alone; we have many things
-to reckon betwixt us, and we will reckon this too.” He
-did the deed as his victim was returning from church;
-he said he “existed to learn the President to do justice,”
-and received with open satisfaction the news that
-Lockhart was dead. “He was not used to do things
-by halves.” He was tortured and executed with no
-delay, his friends removed the body in the darkness
-of night and buried it at Dalry, so it was rumoured,
-and the discovery of some remains there a century
-afterwards was supposed to confirm the story. The
-house at Dalry was reported to be haunted by the
-ghost of the murderer; it was the fashion of the time
-<span class='pageno' title='11' id='Page_11'></span>
-to people every remarkable spot with gruesome
-phantoms.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>An anecdote, complimentary to both, connects the
-name of Lockhart with that of Sir James Stewart of
-Goodtrees (pronounced Gutters, Moredun is the modern
-name), who was Lord Advocate both to William
-<span style='font-size:smaller'>III.</span> and Queen Anne. An imposing figure this, and a
-man of most adventurous life. In his absence he was
-sentenced to death by the High Court of Justiciary.
-This was in 1684. The Lord Advocate (Bluidy Mackenzie
-to wit), after sentence, electrified the court by
-shouting out, that the whole family was sailing under
-false colours, “these forefault Stewarts are damned
-Macgregors” (the clan name was proscribed). And
-yet Mackenzie ought to have felt kindly to Stewart, as
-perhaps he did, and possibly gave him a hint when to
-make himself scarce. One curious story tells of Mackenzie
-employing him in London with great success
-in a debate about the position of the Scots Episcopal
-Church. Both Lockhart and Mackenzie confessed
-him their master in the profound intricacies of the
-Scots law. A W.S. once had to lay a case before
-Lockhart on some very difficult question. Stewart
-was in hiding, but the agent tracked him out, and got
-him to prepare the memorial. Sir George pondered
-the paper for some time, then he started up and looked
-the W.S. broad in the face, “by God, if James Stewart
-is in Scotland or alive, this is his draft; and why
-did you not make him solve your difficulty?” The
-agent muttered that he wanted both opinions. He
-then showed him what Stewart had prepared; this
-Lockhart emphatically accepted as the deliverance
-<span class='pageno' title='12' id='Page_12'></span>
-of the oracle. Stewart had a poor opinion of contemporary
-lawyers. Show me the man and I’ll show you
-the law, quoth he. Decisions, he said, went by favour
-and not by right. Stewart made his peace with James’s
-government, near the end, and though he did so without
-any sacrifice of principle, men nicknamed him
-Jamie Wilie. It seemed a little odd that through it
-all he managed to keep his head on his shoulders.
-A staunch Presbyterian, he was yet for the time a liberal
-and enlightened jurist, and introduced many important
-reforms in Scots criminal law. That it fell to
-him to prosecute Thomas Aikenhead for blasphemy
-was one of fate’s little ironies; Aikenhead went to his
-death on the 8th January 1697. The Advocate’s Close,
-where Stewart lived, and which is called after him, still
-reminds us of this learned citizen of old Edinburgh.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>In the eighteenth century we are in a different atmosphere;
-those in high place did not go in constant
-fear of their life, they were not so savage, so suspicious,
-so revengful, they were witty and playful. On
-the other hand, their ways were strangely different
-from the monotonous propriety of to-day. Kames
-and Monboddo are prominent instances, they were
-both literary lawyers and constant rivals. Once
-Kames asked Monboddo if he had read his last book;
-the other saw his chance and took it, “No, my lord,
-you write a great deal faster than I am able to read.”
-Kames presently got <span class='it'>his</span> chance. Monboddo had in
-some sense anticipated the Darwinian theory, he was
-certain at any rate that everybody was born with
-a tail. He believed that the sisterhood of midwives
-were pledged to remove it, and it is said he watched
-<span class='pageno' title='13' id='Page_13'></span>
-many a birth as near as decency permitted but always
-with disappointing results. At a party he politely invited
-Kames to enter the room before him. “By no
-means,” said Kames, “go first, my lord, that I may
-get a look at your tail.” Kames had a grin between
-a sneer and a smile, probably here the sneer predominated.
-But perhaps it was taken as a compliment.
-“Mony is as proud of his tail as a squirrel,” said Dr.
-Johnson. He died when eighty-seven. He used to ride
-to London every year, to the express admiration and
-delight of George <span style='font-size:smaller'>III.</span> One wonders if he ever heard
-of the tradition that at Strood, in Kent, all children
-are born with tails—a mediæval jape from the legend
-of an insult to St. Thomas of Canterbury: he might
-have found this some support to his theory! On the
-bench he was like a stuffed monkey, but for years he
-sat at the clerks’ table. He had a lawsuit about a
-horse, argued it in person before his colleagues and
-came hopelessly to grief. You are bound to assume the
-decision was right, though those old Scots worthies
-dearly loved a slap at one another, and thus he would
-not sit with Lord President Dundas again; more likely,
-being somewhat deaf, he wished to hear better. He
-was a great classical scholar, and said that no man
-could write English who did not know Greek, a very
-palpable hit at Lord Kames, who knew everything
-but Greek. The suppers he gave at St. John Street,
-off the Canongate, are still fragrant in the memory,
-“light and choice, of Attic taste,” no doubt; but the
-basis you believe was Scots, solid and substantial.
-And they had native dishes worth eating in quaint
-eighteenth-century Edinburgh! The grotesque old
-<span class='pageno' title='14' id='Page_14'></span>
-man had a beautiful daughter, Elizabeth Burnet,
-whose memory lives for ever in the pathetic lines of
-Burns. She died of consumption in 1790, and to blunt,
-if possible, the father’s sorrow, his son-in-law covered
-up her portrait. Monboddo’s look sought the place
-when he entered the room. “Quite right, quite right,”
-he muttered, “and now let us get on with our Herodotus.”
-For that day, perhaps, his beloved Greek failed
-to charm. Kames was at least like Monboddo in one
-thing—oddity. On the bench he had “the obstinacy
-of a mule and the levity of a harlequin,” said a counsel;
-but his broad jokes with his broad dialect found favour
-in an age when everything was forgiven to pungency.
-He wrote much on many themes. If you want to know
-a subject write a book on it, said he, a precept which
-may be excellent from the author’s point of view, but
-what about the reader?—but who reads him now?
-Yet it was his to be praised, or, at any rate, criticised.
-Adam Smith said, we must all acknowledge him as our
-master. And Pitt and his circle told this same Adam
-Smith that they were all his scholars. Boswell once
-urged his merits on Johnson. “We have at least Lord
-Kames,” he ruefully pleaded. The leviathan frame
-shook with ponderous mirth, “Keep him, ha, ha, ha,
-we don’t envy you him.” In far-off Ferney, Voltaire
-read the <span class='it'>Elements of Criticism</span>, and was mighty wroth
-over some cutting remarks on the <span class='it'>Henriade</span>. He sneered
-at those rules of taste from the far north “By Lord
-Mackames, a Justice of the Peace in Scotland.” You
-suspect that “master of scoffing” had spelt name and
-office right enough had he been so minded. Kames bid
-farewell to his colleagues in December 1782 with, if the
-<span class='pageno' title='15' id='Page_15'></span>
-story be right, a quaintly coarse expression. He died
-eight days after in a worthier frame of mind—he wrote
-and studied to his last hour. “What,” he said, “am I
-to sit idle with my tongue in my cheek till death comes
-for me?” He expressed a stern satisfaction that he was
-not to survive his mental powers, and he wished to be
-away. He was curious as to the next world, and the
-tasks that he would have yet to do. There is something
-heroic about this strange old man.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>We come a little later down, and in Braxfield we are
-in a narrower field, more local, more restricted, purely
-legal. Such as survive of the Braxfield stories are
-excellent. The <span class='it'>locus classicus</span> for the men of that time
-is Lord Cockburn’s <span class='it'>Memorials</span>. Cockburn, as we have
-yet to see, was himself a wit of the first water, and the
-anecdotes lost nothing by the telling. Braxfield was
-brutal and vernacular. One of “The Fifteen” had rambled
-on to little purpose, concluding,” Such is my opinion.”
-“<span class='it'>Your</span> opeenion” was Braxfield’s <span class='it'>sotto voce</span> bitter
-comment, better and briefer even than the hit of the
-English judge at his brother, “what he calls his mind.”
-Two noted advocates (Charles Hay, afterwards Lord
-Newton, was one of them) were pleading before him—they
-had tarried at the wine cup the previous night,
-and they showed it. Braxfield gave them but little
-rope. “Ye may just pack up your papers and gang
-hame; the tane o’ ye’s riftin’ punch and the ither
-belchin’ claret” (a quaint and subtle distinction!) “and
-there’ll be nae guid got out o’ ye the day.” As Lord
-Justice-Clerk, Braxfield was supreme criminal judge;
-his maxims were thoroughgoing. “Hang a thief when
-he is young, and he’ll no’ steal when he is auld.” He
-<span class='pageno' title='16' id='Page_16'></span>
-said of the political reformers: “They would a’ be
-muckle the better o’ being hangit,” which is probably
-the truer form of his alleged address to a prisoner:
-“Ye’re a vera clever chiel, man, but ye wad be nane
-the waur o’ a hanging.” “The mob would be the
-better for losing a little blood.” But his most famous
-remark, or rather aside, was at the trial of the reformer
-Gerrald. The prisoner had urged that the Author of
-Christianity himself was a reformer. “Muckle He made
-o’ that,” growled Braxfield, “He was hangit.” I suspect
-this was an after-dinner story, at any rate it is
-not in the report; but how could it be? It is really
-a philosophic argument in the form of a blasphemous
-jest. He had not always his own way with the reformers.
-He asked Margarot if he wished a counsel
-to defend him. “No, I only wish an interpreter to make
-me understand what your Lordship says.” The prisoner
-was convicted and, as Braxfield sentenced him to
-fourteen years’ transportation, he may have reflected,
-that he had secured the last and most emphatic word.
-Margarot had defended himself very badly, but as
-conviction was a practical certainty it made no difference.
-Of Braxfield’s private life there are various
-stories, which you can accept or not as you please, for
-such things you cannot prove or disprove. His butler
-gave him notice, he could not stand Mrs. Macqueen’s
-temper; it was almost playing up to his master. “Man,
-ye’ve little to complain o’; ye may be thankfu’ ye’re
-no married upon her.” As we all know, R. L. Stevenson
-professedly drew his Weir of Hermiston from this
-original. One of the stories he tells is how Mrs. Weir
-praised an incompetent cook for her Christian character,
-<span class='pageno' title='17' id='Page_17'></span>
-when her husband burst out, “I want Christian
-broth! Get me a lass that can plain-boil a potato, if
-she was a whüre off the streets.” That story is more
-in the true Braxfield manner than any of the authentic
-utterances recorded of the judge himself, but now we
-look at Braxfield through Stevenson’s spectacles. To
-this strong judge succeeded Sir David Rae, Lord Eskgrove.
-The anecdotes about him are really farcical. He
-was grotesque, and though alleged very learned was
-certainly very silly, but there was something irresistibly
-comical about his silliness. Bell initiated a careful
-series of law reports in his time. “He taks doun
-ma very words,” said the judge in well-founded alarm.
-Here is his exhortation to a female witness: “Lift up
-your veil, throw off all modesty and look me in the
-face”; and here his formula in sentencing a prisoner to
-death: “Whatever your religi-ous persua-sion may
-be, or even if, as I suppose, you be of no persuasion
-at all, there are plenty of rever-end gentlemen
-who will be most happy for to show you the way to
-yeternal life.” Or best of all, in sentencing certain rascals
-who had broken into Sir James Colquhoun’s house
-at Luss, he elaborately explained their crimes; assault,
-robbery and hamesucken, of which last he gave them
-the etymology; and then came this climax—“All
-this you did; and God preserve us! joost when they
-were sitten doon to their denner.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'><a id='pg16'></a></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i031.jpg' alt='Portrait of John Clerk' id='iid-0003' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>JOHN CLERK, LORD ELDIN</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The two most remarkable figures at the Scots bar
-in their own or any time were the Hon. Henry Erskine
-and John Clerk, afterwards Lord Eldin. Erskine was
-a consistent whig, and, though twice Lord Advocate,
-was never raised to the bench; yet he was the leading
-<span class='pageno' title='18' id='Page_18'></span>
-practising lawyer of his time, and the records of him
-that remain show him worthy of his reputation. He was
-Dean of the Faculty of Advocates, but he presided at
-a public meeting to protest against the war, and on the
-12th January 1796 was turned out of office by a considerable
-majority. A personal friend of Erskine, and
-supposed to be of his party, yielded to the storm and
-voted against him. The clock just then struck three.
-“Ah,” murmured John Clerk, in an intense whisper
-which echoed through the quiet room, “when the cock
-crew thrice Peter denied his Master.” But most Erskine
-stories are of a lighter touch. When Boswell trotted
-with Johnson round Edinburgh, they met Erskine.
-He was too independent to adulate the sage but before
-he passed on with a bow, he shoved a shilling into the
-astonished Boswell’s hand, “for a sight of your bear,”
-he whispered. George <span style='font-size:smaller'>III.</span> at Windsor once bluntly
-told him, that his income was small compared with
-that of his brother, the Lord Chancellor. “Ah, your
-Majesty,” said the wit, “he plays at the guinea table,
-and I only at the shilling one.” In a brief interval of
-office he succeeded Henry Dundas, afterwards Lord
-Melville. He told Dundas he was about to order the
-silk gown. “For all the time you may want it,” said the
-other, “you had better borrow mine.” “No doubt,” said
-Harry, “your gown is made to fit any party, but it will
-never be said of Henry Erskine that he put on the
-abandoned habits of his predecessor.” But he had soon
-to go, and this time Ilay Campbell, afterwards Lord
-President, had the post, and again the gown was tossed
-about in verbal pleasantries. “You must take nothing
-off it, for I will soon need it again,” said the outgoer.
-<span class='pageno' title='19' id='Page_19'></span>
-“It will be bare enough, Henry, before you get it,”
-was the neat reply. Rather tall, a handsome man, a
-powerful voice, a graceful manner, and more than all,
-a kindly, courteous gentleman, what figure so well
-known on that ancient Edinburgh street, walking or
-driving his conspicuous yellow chariot with its black
-horses? Everybody loved and praised Harry Erskine,
-friends and foes, rich and poor alike. You remember
-Burns’s tribute: “Collected, Harry stood awee.” Even
-the bench listened with delight. “I shall be brief, my
-Lords,” he once began. “Hoots, man, Harry, dinna be
-brief—dinna be brief,” said an all too complacent senator—a
-compliment surely unique in the annals of legal
-oratory. And if this be unique, almost as rare was the
-tribute of a humble nobody to his generous courage.
-“There’s no a puir man in a’ Scotland need to want
-a friend or fear an enemy, sae long as Harry Erskine’s
-to the fore.” Not every judge was well disposed to
-the genial advocate. Commissary Balfour was a pompous
-official who spoke always <span class='it'>ore rotundo</span>: he had occasion
-to examine Erskine one day in his court, he
-did so with more than his usual verbosity. Erskine in
-his answers parodied the style of the questions to the
-great amusement of the audience; the commissary
-was beside himself with anger. “The intimacy of the
-friend,” he thundered, “must yield to the severity of
-the judge. Macer, forthwith conduct Mr. Erskine to
-the Tolbooth.” “Hoots! Mr. Balfour,” was the crushing
-retort of the macer. On another occasion the
-same judge said with great pomposity that he had
-tripped over a stile on his brother’s property and
-hurt himself. “Had it been your own style,” said
-<span class='pageno' title='20' id='Page_20'></span>
-Erskine, “you certainly would have broken your
-neck.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Alas! Harry was an incorrigible punster. When urged
-that it was the lowest form of wit, he had the ready
-retort that therefore it must be the foundation of all
-other kinds. Yet, frankly, some of those puns are atrocious,
-and even a century’s keeping in Kay and other
-records has not made them passable. Gross and palpable,
-they were yet too subtle for one senator. Lord
-Balmuto, or tradition does him wrong, received them
-with perplexed air and forthwith took them to <span class='it'>Avizandum</span>.
-Hours, or as some aver, days after, a broad smile
-relieved those heavy features. “I hae ye noo, Harry,
-I hae ye noo,” he gleefully shouted; he had seen the
-joke! All were not so dull. A friend pretended to be
-in fits of laughter. “Only one of your jokes, Harry,”
-he said. “Where did you get it?” said the wit. “Oh,
-I have just bought ‘The New Complete Jester, or
-every man his own Harry Erskine.’ ” The other looked
-grave. He felt that pleasantries of the place or the
-moment might not wear well in print. They don’t, and
-I refrain for the present from further record. When
-Lord President Blair died suddenly on 27th November
-1811, a meeting of the Faculty of Advocates
-was hastily called. Blair was an ideal judge, learned,
-patient, dignified, courteous. He is the subject of one of
-those wonderful Raeburn portraits (it hangs in the
-library of the Writers to the Signet), and as you gaze
-you understand how those who knew him felt when
-they heard that he was gone forever. Erskine, as Dean,
-rose to propose a resolution, but for once the eloquent
-tongue was mute: after some broken sentences he sat
-<span class='pageno' title='21' id='Page_21'></span>
-down, but his hearers understood and judged it “as
-good a speech as he ever made.” It was his last. He
-was neither made Lord President nor Lord Justice-Clerk,
-though both offices were open. He did not
-murmur or show ill-feeling, but withdrew to the little
-estate of Almondell, where he spent six happy and
-contented years ere the end.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Clerk was another type of man. In his last years
-Carlyle, then in his early career, noted that “grim
-strong countenance, with its black, far projecting
-brows.” He fought his way slowly into fame. His
-father had half humorously complained, “I remember
-the time when people seeing John limping on the
-street were told, that’s the son of Clerk of Eldin; but
-now I hear them saying, ‘What auld grey-headed
-man is that?’ and the answer is, ‘That is the father
-of John Clerk.’ ” He was a plain man, badly dressed,
-with a lame leg. “There goes Johnny Clerk, the lame
-lawyer.” “No, madam,” said Clerk, “the lame <span class='it'>man</span>, not
-the lame <span class='it'>lawyer</span>.” Cockburn says that he gave his
-client his temper, his perspiration, his nights, his reason,
-his whole body and soul, and very often the whole
-fee to boot. He was known for his incessant quarrels
-with the bench, and yet his practice was enormous.
-He lavished his fees on anything from bric-à-brac
-to charity, and died almost a poor man. In consultation
-at Picardy Place he sat in a room crowded
-with curiosities, himself the oddest figure of all, his
-lame foot resting on a stool, a huge cat perched at
-ease on his shoulder. When the oracle spoke, it was
-in a few weighty Scots words, that went right to the
-root of the matter, and admitted neither continuation
-<span class='pageno' title='22' id='Page_22'></span>
-nor reply. His Scots was the powerful direct Scots
-of the able, highly-educated man, a speech faded
-now from human memory. Perhaps Clerk was <span class='it'>princeps</span>
-but not <span class='it'>facile</span>, for there was Braxfield to reckon
-with. On one famous occasion, to wit, the trial of Deacon
-Brodie, they went at it, hammer and tongs, and
-Clerk more than held his own, though Braxfield as
-usual got the verdict. They took Clerk to the bench
-as Lord Eldin, when he was sixty-five, which is not
-very old for a judge. But perhaps he was worn out
-by his life of incessant strife, or perhaps he had not
-the judicial temperament. At any rate his record is as
-an advocate, and not as a senator. He had also some
-renown as a toper. There is a ridiculous story of his
-inquiring early one morning, as he staggered along
-the street, “Where is John Clerk’s house?” of a servant
-girl, a-“cawming” her doorstep betimes. “Why,
-<span class='it'>you</span>’re John Clerk,” said the astonished lass. “Yes, yes,
-but it’s his house I want,” was the strange answer. I
-have neither space nor inclination to repeat well-known
-stories of judicial topers. How this one was
-seen by his friend coming from his house at what seemed
-an early hour. “Done with dinner already?” queried
-the one. “Ay, but we sat down yesterday,” retorted
-the other. How this luminary awakened in a
-cellar among bags of soot, and that other in the guard-house;
-how this set drank the whole night, claret, it
-is true, and sat bravely on the bench the whole of
-next day; how most could not leave the bottle alone
-even there; and biscuits and wine as regularly attended
-the judges on the bench as did their clerks and
-macers. The pick of this form is Lord Hermand’s
-<span class='pageno' title='23' id='Page_23'></span>
-reply to the exculpatory plea of intoxication: “Good
-Gad, my Laards, if he did this when he was drunk,
-what would he not do when he’s sober?” but imagination
-boggles at it all, and I pass to a more decorous
-generation.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The names of two distinguished men serve to bridge
-the two periods. The early days of Jeffrey and Cockburn
-have a delightful flavour of old Edinburgh. The
-last years are within living memory. Jeffrey’s accent
-was peculiar. It was rather the mode in old Edinburgh
-to despise the south, the last kick, as it were, at
-the “auld enemy”; Jeffrey declared, “The only part
-of a Scotsman I mean to abandon is the language,
-and language is all I expect to learn in England.” The
-authorities affirm his linguistic experience unfortunate.
-Lord Holland said that “though he had lost the
-broad Scots at Oxford, he had only gained the narrow
-English.” Braxfield put it briefer and stronger.
-“He had clean tint his Scots, and found nae English.”
-Thus his accent was emphatically his own; he spoke
-with great rapidity, with great distinctness. In an
-action for libel, the object of his rhetoric was in perplexed
-astonishment at the endless flow of vituperation.
-“He has spoken the whole English language
-thrice over in two hours.” This eloquence was inconvenient
-in a judge. He forgot Bacon’s rule against
-anticipating counsel. Lord Moncreiff wittily said of
-him, that the usual introductory phrase “the Lord
-Ordinary having heard parties’ procurators” ought
-to be, in his judgment, “parties’ procurators having
-heard the Lord Ordinary.” Jeffrey, on the other hand,
-called Moncreiff “the whole duty of man,” from his
-<span class='pageno' title='24' id='Page_24'></span>
-conscientious zeal. All the same, Jeffrey was an able
-and useful judge, though his renown is greater as advocate
-and editor. Even he, though justly considerate,
-did not quite free himself from the traditions of
-his youth. He “kept a prisoner waiting twenty minutes
-after the jury returned from the consideration of
-their verdict, whilst he and a lady who had been accommodated
-with a seat on the bench discussed together
-a glass of sherry.” Cockburn, his friend and biographer,
-the keenest of wits, and a patron of progress,
-stuck to the accent. “When I was a boy no Englishman
-could have addressed the Edinburgh populace
-without making them stare and probably laugh; we
-looked upon an English boy at the High School as a
-ludicrous and incomprehensible monster:” and then
-he goes on to say that Burns is already a sealed
-book, and he would have it taught in the school as a
-classic. “In losing it we lose ourselves,” says the old
-judge emphatically. He writes this in 1844, nearly
-seventy years ago. We do not teach the only Robin
-in the school. Looked at from the dead-level of to-day
-his time seems picturesque and romantic: were
-he to come here again he would have some very pointed
-utterances for us and our ways, for he was given to
-pointed sayings. For instance, “Edinburgh is as quiet
-as the grave, or even Peebles.” A tedious counsel had
-bored him out of all reason. “He has taken up far too
-much of your Lordship’s time,” sympathised a friend.
-“Time,” said Cockburn with bitter emphasis, “Time!
-long ago he has exhaustit <span class='it'>Time</span>, and has encrotch’d
-upon—Eternity.” A touch of Scots adds force to such
-remarks. This is a good example.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i040.jpg' alt='Portrait of John Inglis' id='iid-0004' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>JOHN INGLIS,<br/>LORD PRESIDENT OF THE COURT OF SESSION</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From a Painting in the Parliament House, by permission of the Faculty of Advocates</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='25' id='Page_25'></span></p>
-<p class='noindent'>One day the judge, whilst rummaging in an old
-book shop, discovered some penny treasure, but he
-found himself without the penny! He looked up and
-there was the clerk of court staring at him through
-the window. “Lend me a bawbee,” he screamed eagerly.
-He got the loan, and in the midst of a judgment
-of the full court he recollected his debt; he scrambled
-across the intervening senators, and pushed the coin
-over: “There’s your bawbee, Maister M., with many
-thanks.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>At one time the possession of the correct “burr”
-was a positive hold on the nation. Lord Melville, the
-friend and colleague of Pitt, ruled Scotland under
-what was called the Dundas despotism for thirty
-years. He filled all the places from his own side, for
-such is the method of party government, and he can
-scarce be blamed, yet his rule was protracted and endured,
-because he had something more than brute
-force behind him. For one thing, he spoke a broad
-dialect, and so came home to the very hearts of his
-countrymen. When he visited Scotland he went climbing
-the interminable High Street stairs, visiting
-poor old ladies that he had known in the days of his
-youth. Those returns of famous Scotsmen have furnished
-a host of anecdotes. I will only give one for
-its dramatic contrasts. Wedderburn was not thought
-a tender-hearted or high-principled man, yet when he
-returned old, ill and famous he was carried in a sedan
-chair to a dingy nook in old Edinburgh, the haunt
-of early years, and there he picked out some holes
-in the paved court that he had used in his childish
-sports, and was moved well-nigh to tears. He first
-<span class='pageno' title='26' id='Page_26'></span>
-left Edinburgh in quite a different mood. He began
-as a Scots advocate, and one day was reproved by
-Lockhart (afterwards Lord Covington), the leader of
-the bar, for some pert remark. A terrible row ensued,
-at which the President confessed “he felt his flesh
-creep on his bones.” It was Wedderburn’s <span class='it'>Sturm
-und Drang</span> period. He had all the presumption of
-eager and gifted youth, he tore the gown from his
-back declaring he would never wear it again in that
-court. We know that he was presently off by the mail
-coach for London, where he began to climb, climb,
-climb, till he became the first Scots Lord High Chancellor
-of Great Britain.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And now a word as to modern times. One or two
-names call for notice. A. S. Logan, Sheriff Logan,
-as he was popularly called, died early in 1862, and
-with him, it was said, disappeared the only man able
-in wit and laughter to rival the giants of an earlier
-epoch. He still remains the centre of a mass of anecdote,
-much of it apocryphal. His enemies sneered
-at him as a laboured wit, and averred a single joke
-cost him a solitary walk round the Queen’s Drive.
-Once when pleading for a widow he spoke eloquently
-of the cruelty of the relative whom she was suing.
-The judge suggested a compromise. “Feel the pulse
-of the other side, Mr. Logan,” said he, humorously.
-“Oh, my Lord,” was the answer, “there can be no
-pulse where there is no heart.” This seems to me an
-example of the best form of legal witticism, it is an
-argument conveyed as a jest. Of his contemporary
-Robert Thomson (1790-1857), Sheriff of Caithness,
-there are some droll memories. Here is one. He was
-<span class='pageno' title='27' id='Page_27'></span>
-a constant though a bad rider, and as a bad rider will,
-he fell from his horse. Even in falling practice makes
-perfect. The worthy sheriff did not fall on his head—very
-much the opposite, in fact. As he remained
-sitting on the ground, a witness of the scene asked if
-he had sustained any injury. “Injury!” was the answer;
-“no injury at all I assure you! Indeed, sir, quite
-the reverse, quite the reverse.” Inglis, like Blair, impressed
-his contemporaries as a great judge; how far
-the reputation will subsist one need not discuss, nor
-need we complain that the stories about him are rather
-tame. This may be given. Once he ridiculed with
-evident sincerity the argument of an opposite counsel,
-when that one retorted by producing an opinion which
-Inglis had written in that very case, and which the
-other had in fact paraphrased. Inglis looked at it.
-“I see, my lord, that this opinion is dated from Blair
-Athol, and anybody that chooses to follow me to Blair
-Athol for an opinion deserves what he gets.” The
-moral apparently is, don’t disturb a lawyer in his vacation,
-when he is away from his books and is “off
-the fang,” as the Scots phrase has it. But this is a
-confession of weakness, and is only passable as a way
-of escaping from a rather awkward position. In the
-same case counsel proceeded to read a letter, and probably
-had not the presence of mind to stop where he
-ought. It was from the country to the town agent,
-and discussed the merits of various pleaders with the
-utmost frankness, and then, “You may get old —— for
-half the money, but for God’s sake don’t take him at
-any price.” In a limited society like the Parliament
-House, such a letter has an effect like the bursting
-<span class='pageno' title='28' id='Page_28'></span>
-of a bombshell, and I note the incident, though the
-humour be accidental. This other has a truer tang
-of the place. No prisoner goes undefended at the
-High Court; young counsel perform the duty without
-fee or reward. The system has called forth the
-admiration of the greedier Southern, though an English
-judge has declared that the worst service you can
-do your criminal is to assign him an inexperienced
-counsel. One Scots convict, at least, agreed. He had
-been accused and thus defended and convicted. As
-he was being removed, he shook his fist in the face
-of his advocate: “Its a’ through you, you d—d ass.”
-The epithet was never forgotten. The unfortunate
-orator was known ever afterwards as the “d—d ass.”
-Sir George Deas was the last judge who talked anything
-like broad Scots on the bench. Once he and
-Inglis took different sides on a point of law which
-was being argued before them. Counsel urged that
-Inglis’s opinion was contrary to a previous decision
-of his own. “I did not mean,” said the President,
-“that the words should be taken in the sense
-in which you are now taking them.” “Ah,” said Lord
-Deas, “your lordship sails vera near the wind there.”
-This is quite in the early manner; Kames might have
-said it to Monboddo.</p>
-
-<div><span class='pageno' title='31' id='Page_31'></span><h1>CHAPTER TWO<br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>THE CHURCH</span></h1></div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>There are many picturesque incidents
-in the history of the old Scots Church in Edinburgh;
-chief of them are the legends that cling round
-the memory of St. Margaret. Her husband, Malcolm
-Canmore, could not himself read, but he took up the
-pious missals in which his wife delighted and kissed
-them in a passion of homage and devotion. There
-is the dramatic account of her last days, when the
-news was brought her of the defeat and death of her
-husband and son at Alnwick, and she expired holding
-the black rood of Scotland in her hand, whilst the
-wild yells of Donald Bane’s kerns rent the air, as they
-pressed round the castle to destroy her and hers. Then
-follows the story of the removal of her body to Dunfermline
-in that miraculous mist in which modern
-criticism has seen nothing but an easterly haar. Then
-we have her son King David’s hunting in wild Drumsheugh
-forest on Holy-rood day, and the beast that
-nearly killed him, his miraculous preservation, and the
-legend of the foundation of Holyrood. In the dim
-centuries that slipped away there was much else of
-quaint and homely and amusing and interesting in
-mediæval church life in Edinburgh, but the monkish
-chroniclers never thought it worth the telling, and it
-has long vanished beyond recall. This one story is a
-gem of its kind. Scott, who never allowed such fruit
-to go ungathered, has made it well known. It is one
-of the incidents in the fight between the Douglases
-and the Hamiltons at Edinburgh on 30th April 1520,
-known to all time as <span class='it'>Cleanse the Causeway</span>, because the
-Hamiltons were swept from the streets. Beaton, Archbishop
-<span class='pageno' title='32' id='Page_32'></span>
-of Glasgow, was a supporter of Arran and the
-Hamiltons, who proposed to attack the Douglases
-and seize Angus, their leader. Angus sent his uncle,
-Gawin Douglas, Bishop of Dunkeld, whose “meek and
-thoughtful eye” Scott has commemorated in one of
-his best known lines, to remonstrate with his fellow-prelate.
-He found him sitting in episcopal state, and
-who was to tell that this was but the husk of a coat of
-mail? His words were honied, but Gawin let it be seen
-that he was far from convinced; whereat the other in
-a fit of righteous indignation protested on his conscience
-that he was innocent of evil intent, and for
-emphasis he lustily smote his reverend breast, too
-lustily, alas! for the armour rang under the blow. “I
-perceive, my lord, your conscience clatters,” was
-Gawin’s quick comment, to appreciate which you must
-remember that “clatter” signifies in Scots to tell tales
-as well as to rattle. Old Scotland was chary of its
-speech, being given rather to deeds than words, but
-it had a few like gems. Was it not another Douglas
-who said that he loved better to hear the lark
-sing than the mouse cheep? Or one might quote that
-delightful “I’ll mak’ siccar” of Kirkpatrick in the
-matter of the slaughter of the Red Comyn at Dumfries
-in 1306; but this is a little away from our subject.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>At the Reformation, for good or for ill, the womb of
-time brought forth a form of faith distinctively Scots.
-Here, at any rate, we have Knox’s <span class='it'>History of the Reformation
-of Religion within the Realme of Scotland</span>
-to borrow from. It is usually the writer, not the reader,
-who consults such books, yet Knox was a master of
-<span class='pageno' title='33' id='Page_33'></span>
-the picturesque and the graphic. He was great in
-scornful humour; now and again he has almost a
-Rabelaisian touch. Take, for instance, his account of
-the riot on St. Giles’ Day, the 1st September 1558. For
-centuries an image of St. Giles was carried through
-the streets of Edinburgh and adored by succeeding
-generations of the faithful, but when the fierce Edinburgh
-mob had the vigour of the new faith to direct
-and stimulate their old-time recklessness, trouble
-speedily ensued. The huge idol was raped from the
-hands of its keepers and ducked in the Nor’ Loch.
-This was a punishment peculiarly reserved for evil
-livers, and the crowd found a bitter pleasure in the
-insult. Then there was a bonfire in the High Street
-in which the great image vanished for ever amid a
-general saturnalia of good and evil passions.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The old church fell swiftly and surely, but some
-stubborn Scots were also on that side, and Mary of
-Guise, widow of James <span style='font-size:smaller'>V.</span> and Queen Regent, was a
-foe to be reckoned with. She had the preachers up before
-her (Knox reproduces her broken Scots with quite
-comic effect), but nothing came of the matter. The
-procession did not cease at once with the destruction
-of the image. In 1558 a “marmouset idole was borrowed
-fra the Greyfreires,” so Knox tells us, and he
-adds with a genuine satirical touch, “A silver peise
-of James Carmichaell was laid in pledge”—evidently
-the priests could not trust one another, so he suggests.
-The image was nailed down upon a litter and
-the procession began. “Thare assembled Preastis,
-Frearis, Channonis and rottin Papistes with tabornes
-and trumpettis, banneris, and bage-pypes, and who
-<span class='pageno' title='34' id='Page_34'></span>
-was thare to led the ring but the Queen Regent hir
-self with all hir schavelings for honor of that feast.”
-The thing went orderly enough as long as Mary was
-present, but she had an appointment to dinner, in a
-burgher’s house betwixt “the Bowes,” and when she
-left the fun began. Shouts of “Down with the idol!
-Down with it!” rent the air, and down it went. “Some
-brag maid the Preastis patrons at the first, but when
-thei saw the febilness of thare god (for one took him by
-the heillis, and dadding his head to the calsey, left
-Dagon without head or hands, and said: ‘Fie upon
-thee, thow young Sanct Geile, thy father wold haif
-taryad four such’) this considered (we say) the Preastis
-and Freiris fled faster than thei did at Pynckey
-Clewcht. Thare might have bein sein so suddane a
-fray as seildome has been sein amonges that sorte of
-men within this realme, for down goes the croses, of
-goes the surpleise, round cappes cornar with the
-crounes. The Gray Freiris gapped, the Black Freiris
-blew, the Preastis panted and fled, and happy was he
-that first gate the house, for such ane suddan fray came
-never amonges the generation of Antichrist within
-this realme befoir. By chance thare lay upoun a stare
-a meary Englissman, and seeing the discomfiture to
-be without blood, thought he wold add some mearynes
-to the mater, and so cryed he ower a stayr and
-said: ‘Fy upoun you, hoorsones, why have ye brokin
-ordour? Down the street ye passed in array and with
-great myrthe, why flie ye, vilanes, now without ordour?
-Turne and stryk everie one a strok for the honour
-of his God. Fy, cowardis, fy, ye shall never be judged
-worthy of your wages agane!’ But exhortations war
-<span class='pageno' title='35' id='Page_35'></span>
-then unprofitable, for after that Bell had brokin his
-neck thare was no comfort to his confused army.”
-I pass over Knox’s interviews with Mary, well known
-and for ever memorable, for they express the collision
-of the deepest passions of human nature set in
-romantic and exciting surroundings; but one little
-incident is here within my scope. It was the fourth
-interview, when Mary fairly broke down. She wept so
-that Knox, with what seems to us at any rate ungenerous
-and cruel glee, notes, “skarslie could Marnock,
-hir secreat chalmerboy gett neapkynes to hold hys
-eyes dry for the tearis: and the owling besydes womanlie
-weaping, stayed hir speiche.” Then he is
-bidden to withdraw to the outer chamber and wait
-her Majesty’s pleasure. No one will speak to him, except
-the Lord Ochiltree, and he is there an hour. The
-Queen’s Maries and the other court ladies are sitting
-in all their gorgeous apparel talking, laughing,
-singing, flirting, what not? and all at once a strange
-stern figure, the representative of everything that
-was new and hostile, addresses them, nay, unbends as
-he does so, for he merrily said: “O fayre Ladyes, how
-pleasing war this lyeff of youris yf it should ever abyd,
-and then in the end that we myght passe to heavin
-with all this gay gear. But fye upoun that knave
-Death, that will come whither we will or not! And
-when he hes laid on his ariest, the foull worms wil be
-busye with this flesche, be it never so fayr and so tender;
-and the seally soull, I fear, shal be so feable that
-it can neather cary with it gold, garnassing, targatting,
-pearle, nor pretious stanes.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Were they awed, frightened, angry, scornful, contemptuous?
-<span class='pageno' title='36' id='Page_36'></span>
-Who can tell? Knox takes care that nobody
-has the say but himself. You may believe him
-honest—but impartial! We have no account on the
-other side. Mary did not write memoirs; if she had,
-it is just possible that Knox had therein occupied the
-smallest possible place, and the beautiful Queen’s
-Maries vanished even as smoke. There <span class='it'>were</span> writers
-on the other side, but they mostly invented or retailed
-stupid vulgar calumnies. We have one picture by
-Nicol Burne—not without point—of Knox and his
-second wife, Margaret Stuart, the daughter of Lord
-Ochiltree and of the royal blood, whom he married
-when he was sixty and she was sixteen. It tells how he
-went a-wooing “with ane great court on ane trim gelding
-nocht lyke ane prophet or ane auld decrepit priest
-as he was, bot lyke as he had bene ane of the blud royal
-with his bendis of taffetie feschnit with golden ringis
-and precious stanes.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>All that Knox did was characteristic. This, however,
-is amusing. On Sunday 19th August 1565, a
-month after his marriage to Mary, Darnley attended
-church at St. Giles’. Knox was, as usual, the preacher.
-He made pointed references to Ahab and Jezebel,
-and indulged in a piquant commentary upon passing
-events. The situation must have had in it, for
-him, something fascinating. There was the unwilling
-and enraged Darnley, and the excited and gratified
-congregation. Knox improved the occasion to the
-very utmost. He preached an hour beyond the ordinary
-time. Perhaps that additional hour was his
-chief offence in Darnley’s eyes. He “was so moved
-at this sermon and being troubled with great fury he
-<span class='pageno' title='37' id='Page_37'></span>
-passed in the afternoon to the Hawking.” You excuse
-the poor foolish boy!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'><a id='pg36'></a></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i053.jpg' alt='Portrait of James Guthrie' id='iid-0005' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>REV. JAMES GUTHRIE</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From an old Engraving</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I hurry over the other picturesque incidents of the
-man and the time; the last sermon with a voice that
-once shook the mighty church, now scarce heard in the
-immediate circle; the moving account of his last days;
-the elegy of Morton, or the brief epitaph that Morton
-set over his grave. He was scarce in accord even with
-his own age; his best schemes were sneered at as devout
-imagination. Secretary Maitland’s was the one
-tongue whose pungent speech he could never tolerate
-or forgive, and he had voiced with bitter irony the reply
-of the nobles to Knox’s demand for material help for
-the church. “We mon now forget our selfis and beir
-the barrow to buyld the housses of God.” And yet he
-never lost heart. In 1559, when the affairs of the congregation
-were at a low ebb, he spoke words of courage
-and conviction. “Yea, whatsoever shall become of
-us and of our mortall carcasses, I dowt not but that
-this caus (in dyspyte of Sathan) shall prevail in the
-realme of Scotland. For as it is the eternall trewth
-of the eternall God, so shall it ones prevaill howsoever
-for a time it be impugned.” And so the strong, resolute
-man vanishes from the stage of time, a figure as
-important, interesting, and fateful as that of Mary
-herself.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I pass to the annals of the Covenant. It was signed
-on 1st March 1638, in the Greyfriars Church. It is
-said, though this has been questioned, that when the
-building could not hold the multitude, copies were
-laid on two flat gravestones which are shown you to-day,
-and all ranks and ages pressed round in the fervour
-<span class='pageno' title='38' id='Page_38'></span>
-of excitement; many added “till death” after their
-names, others drew blood from their bodies wherewith
-to fill their pens. The place was assuredly not chosen
-with a view to effect, yet the theatre had a fitness which
-often marks the sacred spots of Scots history. The
-graveyard was the resting-place of the most famous
-of their ancestors; the Castle, the great centrepiece
-of the national annals, rose in their view. The aged
-Earl of Sutherland signed first, Henderson prayed,
-the Earl of Loudoun spoke to his fellow-countrymen,
-and Johnston of Warriston read the scroll, which he
-had done so much to frame. Endless sufferings were
-in store for those who adhered to the national cause.
-After Bothwell Brig in 1679 a number were confined
-in the south-west corner of the churchyard in the open
-air in the rigour of the Scots climate, and just below
-in the Grassmarket a long succession of sufferers glorified
-God in the mocking words of their oppressors.
-Strange, gloomy figures those Covenanters appear to
-us, with their narrow views and narrow creeds, lives
-lived under the shadow of the gibbet and the scaffold:
-yet who would deny them the virtues of perfect courage
-and unalterable determination? Let me gather one
-or two anecdotes that still, as a garland, encircle “famous
-Guthrie’s head,” as it is phrased on the Martyrs’
-Monument. He journeyed to Edinburgh to subscribe
-the Covenant, encountering the hangman as he was
-entering in at the West Port; he accepted the omen
-as a clear intimation of his fate if he signed. And then
-he went and signed! He was tried before the Scots
-Parliament for treason. By an odd accident he had
-“Bluidy Mackenzie” as one of his defending counsel.
-<span class='pageno' title='39' id='Page_39'></span>
-These admired his skill and law, and at the end seemed
-more disturbed at the inevitable result than did the
-condemned man himself. He suffered on the 1st June
-1661 at the Cross. One lighter touch strikes a strange
-gleam of humour. His physicians had forbidden him
-to eat cheese, but at his last meal he freely partook of
-it. “The Doctors may allow me a little cheese this
-night, for I think there is no fear of the gravel now,” he
-said with grim cynicism. He spoke for an hour to a
-surely attentive audience. These were the early days
-of the persecution; a few years later and the drums
-had drowned his voice. At the last moment he caused
-the face cloth to be lifted that he might with his very
-last breath declare his adherence to the Covenants: the
-loving nickname of Siccarfoot given him by his own
-party was well deserved! His head was stuck on the
-Netherbow, his body was carried into St. Giles’, where
-it was dressed for the grave by some Presbyterian ladies
-who dipped their handkerchiefs in his blood. One
-of the other side condemned this as a piece of superstition
-and idolatry of the Romish church. “No,”
-said one of them, “but to hold up the bloody napkin
-to heaven in their addresses that the Lord might remember
-the innocent blood that was spilt.” So Wodrow
-tells the story, and he goes on: “In the time that the
-body was a-dressing there came in a pleasant young
-gentleman and poured out a bottle of rich oyntment
-on the body, which filled the whole church with a noble
-perfume. One of the ladys says, ‘God bless you, sir,
-for this labour of love which you have shown to the
-slain body of a servant of Jesus Christ.’ He, without
-speaking to any, giving them a bow, removed, not loving
-<span class='pageno' title='40' id='Page_40'></span>
-to be discovered.” A strange legend presently went
-the round of Edinburgh and was accepted as certain
-fact by the true-blue party. Commissioner the Earl
-of Middleton, an old enemy of Guthrie’s, presided at
-his trial. Afterwards, as his coach was passing under
-the Netherbow arch some drops of blood from the
-severed head fell on the vehicle. All the art of man
-could not wash them out, and a new leather covering
-had to be provided. Guthrie left a little son who ran
-with his fellows about the streets of Edinburgh. He
-would often come back and tell his mother that he
-had been looking at his father’s head. This last may
-seem a very trivial anecdote, but to me, at least, it always
-brings home with a certain direct force the horrors
-of the time. The years rolled on and brought the
-Revolution of 1688. A divinity student called Hamilton
-took down the head and gave it decent burial.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Richard Cameron fell desperately fighting on the
-20th July 1680 at Airds Moss, a desolate place near
-Auchinleck. Bruce of Earlshall marched to Edinburgh
-with Cameron’s head and hands in a sack, while
-the prisoners who were taken alive were also brought
-there. At Edinburgh the limbs were put upon a halbert,
-and carried to the Council. I must let Patrick
-Walker tell the rest of the story. “Robert Murray
-said, ‘There’s the Head and Hands that lived praying
-and preaching and died praying and fighting.’ The
-Council ordered the Hangman to fix them upon the
-Netherbow Port. Mr. Cameron’s father being in the
-Tolbooth of Edinburgh for his Principles, they carried
-them to him to add Grief to his Sorrow and enquired
-if he knew them. He took his son’s Head and
-<span class='pageno' title='41' id='Page_41'></span>
-Hands and kissed them. ‘They are my Son’s, my dear
-Son’s,’ and said: ‘It is the Lord, good is the Will of the
-Lord who cannot wrong me nor mine, but has made
-Goodness and Mercy to follow us all our Days.’ Mr.
-Cameron’s Head was fixed upon the Port and his
-Hands close by his Head with his Fingers upward.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'><a id='pg40'></a></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i058.jpg' alt='Portrait of Sir Archibald Johnston' id='iid-0006' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>SIR ARCHIBALD JOHNSTON, LORD WARRISTON</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From a Painting by George Jamesone</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Of Sir Archibald Johnston of Warriston, bishop Gilbert
-Burnet, his relative, says: “Presbytery was to him
-more than all the world.” At the Restoration he knew
-his case was hopeless and effected his escape to France,
-but was brought back and suffered at the Cross. You
-would fancy life was so risky and exciting in those
-days that study and meditation were out of the question,
-but, on the contrary, Warriston was a great student
-(it was an age of ponderous folios and spiritual
-reflection), could seldom sleep above three hours out
-of the twenty-four, knew a great deal of Scots Law, and
-many other things besides; and with it all he and his
-fellows—Stewart of Goodtrees, for instance—spent
-untold hours in meditation. Once he went to the fields
-or his garden in the Sheens (now Sciennes) to spend
-a short time in prayer. He so remained from six in the
-morning till six or eight at night, when he was awakened,
-as it were, by the bells of the not distant city.
-He thought they were the eight hours bells in the
-morning; in fact, they were those of the evening.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Another class of stories deals with the stormy lives
-and unfortunate ends of the persecutors, and there is
-no name among those more prominent than that of
-the Archbishop of St. Andrews, him whom Presbyterian
-Scotland held in horror as Sharp, the Judas, the
-Apostate. Years before his life closed at Magus Muir
-<span class='pageno' title='42' id='Page_42'></span>
-he went in continual danger; he was believed to be in
-direct league with the devil. Once he accused a certain
-Janet Douglas before the Privy Council of sorcery and
-witchcraft, and suggested that she should be packed
-off to the King’s plantations in the West Indies.
-“My Lord,” said Janet, “who was you with in your
-closet on Saturday night last betwixt twelve and one
-o’clock?” The councillors pricked up their ears in
-delighted anticipation of a peculiarly piquant piece of
-scandal about a Reverend Father in God. Sharp turned
-all colours and put the question by. The Duke of
-Rothes called Janet aside and, by promise of pardon
-and safety, unloosed Janet’s probably not very reluctant
-lips. “My lord, it was the muckle black Devil.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Here is a strange episode of this troubled time. Patrick
-Walker in his record of the life and death of Mr.
-Donald Cargill tells of a sect called the sweet singers,
-“from their frequently meeting together and singing
-those tearful Psalms over the mournful case of the
-Church.” To many of the persecuted it seemed incredible
-that heaven should not declare in some terrible
-manner vengeance on a community that was guilty
-of the blood of the Saints, and as this little band sang
-and mused it seemed ever clearer to them that the
-fate of Sodom and Gomorrah must fall on the wicked
-city of Edinburgh. They needs must flee from the
-wrath to come, and so with one accord “they left their
-Houses, warm soft Beds, covered Tables, some of them
-their Husbands and Children weeping upon them to
-stay with them, some women taking the sucking Children
-in their arms” (to leave <span class='it'>these</span> behind were a
-counsel of perfection too high even for a saint!) “to
-<span class='pageno' title='43' id='Page_43'></span>
-Desert places to be free of all Snares and Sins and communion
-with others and mourn for their own sins, the
-Land’s Tyranny and Defections, and there be safe
-from the Land’s utter ruin and Desolations by Judgments.
-Some of them going to Pentland hills with a
-Resolution to sit there to see the smoke and utter ruin
-of the sinful, bloody City of Edinburgh.” The heavens
-made no sign; Edinburgh remained unconsumed. A
-troop of dragoons were sent to seize the sweet singers;
-the men were put in the Canongate Tolbooth, the
-women into the House of Correction where they were
-soundly scourged. Their zeal thus being quenched
-they were allowed to depart one by one, the matter
-settled. And so let us pass on to a less tragic and
-heroic, a more peaceful and prosaic time.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>After the revolution reaction almost inevitably set
-in. Religious zeal—fanaticism if you will—died rapidly
-down, and there came in Edinburgh, of all places,
-the reign of the moderates, or as we should now say,
-broad churchmen, learned, witty, not zealous or passionate,
-“the just and tranquil age of Dr. Robertson.”
-Principal William Robertson was a type of his class.
-We come across him in the University, for he was Principal,
-and we meet him again as man of letters, for the
-currents of our narrative are of necessity cross-currents.
-Here the Robertson anecdotes are trivial. Young
-Cullen, son of the famous doctor, was the bane of the
-Principal’s life; he was an excellent mimic, could not
-merely imitate the reverend figure but could follow
-exactly his train of thought. In 1765, some debate or
-other occupied Robertson in the General Assembly;
-Cullen mimicked the doctor in a few remarks on the
-<span class='pageno' title='44' id='Page_44'></span>
-occasion to some assembled wits. Presently in walks
-the Principal and makes the very speech, a little astonished
-at the unaccountable hilarity which presently
-prevailed. Soon the orator smelt a rat. “I perceive
-somebody has been ploughing with my heifer before
-I came in,” so he rather neatly turned the matter off.
-Certain young Englishmen of good family were
-boarded with Robertson: one of them lay in bed recovering
-from a youthful escapade, when a familiar step
-approached, for that too could be imitated, and a familiar
-voice read the erring youth a solemn lecture on
-the iniquities of his walk, talk, and conversation. He
-promised amendment and addressed himself again
-to rest, when again the step approached. Again the
-reproving voice was heard. He pulled aside the curtain
-and protested that it was too bad to have the
-whole thing twice over—it was Robertson this time,
-however, and not Cullen. The Principal once went to
-the father of this remarkable young man for medical
-advice. He was duly prescribed for, and as he was
-leaving the doctor remarked that he had just been
-giving the same advice for the same complaint to his
-own son. “What,” said Robertson, “has the young
-rascal been imitating me here again?” The young
-rascal lived to sit on the bench as Lord Cullen, a grave
-and courteous but not particularly distinguished senator.
-The Principal was also minister of Old Greyfriars’.
-His colleague here was Dr. John Erskine.
-The evangelical school was not by any means dead
-in Scotland, and Erskine, a man of good family and
-connections, was a devoted adherent. It is pleasant
-to think that strong bonds of friendship united the
-<span class='pageno' title='45' id='Page_45'></span>
-colleagues whose habits of thought were so different.
-You remember the charming account of Erskine in
-<span class='it'>Guy Mannering</span> where the colonel goes to hear him
-preach one Sunday. He was noted for extraordinary
-absence of mind. Once he knocked up against a cow
-in the meadows; in a moment his hat was off his head
-and he humbly begged the lady’s pardon. The next
-she he came across was his own wife, “Get off, you
-brute!” was the result of a conceivable but ludicrous
-confusion of thought. His spouse observed that he
-invariably returned from church without his handkerchief;
-she suspected one of the old women who
-sat on the pulpit stairs that they might hear better,
-or from the oddity of the thing, or from some other
-reason, and the handkerchief was firmly sewed on. As
-the doctor mounted the stairs he felt a tug at his
-pocket. “No the day, honest woman, no the day,”
-said Erskine gently. Dr. Johnson was intimate with
-Robertson when he was in Edinburgh and was tempted
-to go and hear him preach. He refrained. “He could
-not give a sanction by his presence to a Presbyterian
-Assembly.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Dr. Hugh Blair (1718-1800), Professor of Rhetoric
-in the University, was another of the eminent moderates.
-Dr. Johnson said: “I have read over Dr. Blair’s
-first sermon with more than approbation; to say it is
-good is to say too little.” The King and indeed everybody
-else agreed with Johnson, the after time did not,
-and surely no human being now-a-days reads the once
-famous <span class='it'>Rhetoric</span> and the once famous <span class='it'>Sermons</span>. Blair
-was vain about everything. Finical about his dress,
-he was quite a sight as he walked to service in the
-<span class='pageno' title='46' id='Page_46'></span>
-High Kirk. “His wig frizzed and powdered so nicely,
-his gown so scrupulously arranged on his shoulders,
-his hands so pure and clean, and everything about
-him in such exquisite taste and neatness.” Once he
-had his portrait painted; he desired a pleasing smile
-to mantle his expressive countenance, The model
-did <span class='it'>his</span> best and the artist did <span class='it'>his</span> best; the resulting
-paint was hideous. Blair destroyed the picture in a
-fit of passion. A new one followed, in which less sublime
-results were aimed at, and the achievement did
-not sink below the commonplace. An English visitor
-told him in company that his sermons were not popular
-amongst the southern divines: Blair’s piteous expression
-was reflected in the faces of those present.
-“Because,” said the stranger, who was plainly a master
-in compliment, “they are so well known that none
-dare preach them.” The flattered Doctor beamed with
-pleasure. Blair’s colleague was the Rev. Robert Walker,
-and it was said by the beadle that it took twenty-four
-of Walker’s hearers to equal one of Blair’s, but
-then the beadle was measuring everything by the heap
-on the plate. An old student of Blair’s with Aberdeen
-accent, boundless confidence and nothing else,
-asked to be allowed to preach for him on the depravity
-of man. Blair possibly thought that a rough discourse
-would throw into sharp contrast his polished
-orations; at any rate he consented, and the most cultured
-audience in Edinburgh were treated to this gem:
-“It is well known that a sou has a’ the puddins o’ a
-man except ane; and if <span class='it'>that</span> doesna proove that man
-is fa’an there’s naething will.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Dr. Alexander Webster, on the other hand, was of
-<span class='pageno' title='47' id='Page_47'></span>
-the evangelical school, though an odd specimen, since
-he preached and prayed, drank and feasted, with the
-same whole-hearted fervour. The Edinburgh wits
-called him Doctor Magnum Bonum, and swore that
-he had drunk as much claret at the town’s expense as
-would float a 74-ton-gun ship. He died somewhat
-suddenly, and just before the end spent one night in
-prayer at the house of Lady Maxwell of Monreith,
-and on the next he supped in the tavern with some
-of his old companions who found him very pleasant.
-He was returning home one night in a very unsteady
-condition. “What would the kirk-session say if they
-saw you noo?” said a horrified acquaintance. “Deed,
-they wadna believe their een” was the gleeful and
-witty answer. This bibulous divine was the founder of
-the Widows Fund of the Church of Scotland, and you
-must accept him as a strange product of the strange
-conditions of strange old Edinburgh.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The material prosperity of the Church, such as it
-was, did not meet with universal favour. Lord Auchinleck,
-Boswell’s father, a zealous Presbyterian of the old
-stamp, declared that a poor clergy was ever a pure
-clergy. In former times, he said, they had timmer
-communion cups and silver ministers, but now we
-were getting silver cups and timmer ministers.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It is alleged of one of the city ministers, though I
-know not of what epoch, that he performed his pastoral
-ministrations in the most wholesale fashion.
-He would go to the foot of each crowded close in his
-district, raise his gloved right hand and pray unctuously
-if vaguely for “all the inhabitants of this close.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Some divines honestly recognise their own imperfections.
-<span class='pageno' title='48' id='Page_48'></span>
-Dr. Robert Henry was minister of the Old
-Kirk: his colleague was Dr. James M‘Knight. Both
-were able and even distinguished men, but not as
-preachers. Dr. Henry wittily said, “fortunately they
-were incumbents of the same church, or there would
-be twa toom kirks instead of one.” One very wet
-Sunday M‘Knight arrived late and drenched. “Oh,
-I wish I was dry, I wish I was dry,” he exclaimed; and
-then after some perfunctory brushing, “Do you think
-I’m dry noo?” “Never mind, Doctor,” said the other
-consolingly, “when ye get to the pulpit you’ll be dry
-enough.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As the last century rolled on the moderate cause
-weakened and the evangelical cause became stronger.
-The Rev. Sir Henry Moncreiff was one of the great
-figures of that movement. Referring to his power in
-the Assembly a country minister said: “It puts you
-in mind of Jupiter among the lesser Gods.” Another
-was Dr. Andrew Thomson, minister of St. George’s,
-who died in 1831. An easy-going divine once said to
-him that “he wondered he took so much time with his
-discourses; for himself, many’s the time he had written
-a sermon and killed a salmon before breakfast.” “Sir,”
-was the emphatic answer, “I had rather have eaten
-your salmon, than listened to your sermon.”</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i067.jpg' alt='Portrait of Sir Henry Moncrieff-Wellwood' id='iid-0007' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>REV. SIR HENRY MONCRIEFF-WELLWOOD</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From an Engraving after Sir Henry Raeburn, R.A.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The evangelical party were much against pluralities.
-The others upheld them on the ground that only thus
-could the higher intellects of the church be fostered
-and rewarded. Dr. Walker had been presented to Colinton
-in the teeth of much popular opposition. He had
-obtained a professorship at the same time, and this
-was urged in his favour. “Ah,” said an old countryman,
-<span class='pageno' title='49' id='Page_49'></span>
-“that makes the thing far waur; he will just make
-a bye job of our souls.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Dr. Chalmers is the great figure of the Disruption
-controversy, but most of his work lay away from Edinburgh.
-Well known as he was, there existed a submerged
-mass to whom he was but a name. In 1845 he
-began social and evangelical work in the West Port.
-An old woman of the locality, being asked if she went
-to hear any one, said, “Ou ay, there’s a body Chalmers
-preaches in the West Port, and I whiles gang to keep
-him in countenance, honest man!”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Chalmers was the founder of the Free Church; its
-great popular preacher for years afterwards was
-Thomas Guthrie. His fame might almost be described
-as world-wide; his oratory was marked by a certain
-vivid impressiveness that brought the scenes he described
-in actual fact before his hearers. A naval officer
-hearing him picture the wreck of a vessel, and the
-launching of the lifeboat to save the perishing crew,
-sprang from one of the front seats of the gallery and
-began to tear off his coat that he might rush to render
-aid. He was hardly pulled down by his mother who
-sat next him. Guthrie had other than oratorical gifts,
-he was genial and open-hearted. A servant from the
-country, amazed at the coming and going and the hospitality
-of the manse, said to her mistress: “Eh, mem,
-this house is just like a ‘public,’ only there’s nae siller
-comes in!”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Another leader, second only to Chalmers, was Dr.
-Candlish, much larger in mind than in body. “Ay,”
-said an Arran porter to one who was watching the
-Doctor, “tak’ a gude look, there’s no muckle o’ him,
-<span class='pageno' title='50' id='Page_50'></span>
-but there’s a deal in him!” Lord Cockburn’s words are
-to the like effect. “It requires the bright eye and the capacious
-brow of Candlish to get the better of the smallness
-of his person, which makes us sometimes wonder
-how it contains its inward fire.” The eager spirit of this
-divine chafed and fretted over many matters; his oratory
-aroused a feeling of sympathetic indignation in its
-hearers; afterwards they had some difficulty in finding
-adequate cause for their indignation. When the Prince
-Consort died his sorrowing widow raised a monument
-to him on Deeside, whereon a text from the Apocrypha
-was inscribed. Candlish declaimed against the quotation
-with all the force of his eloquence. “I say this with
-the deepest sorrow if it is the Queen who is responsible,
-I say it with the deepest indignation whoever else it
-may be.” These words bring vividly before us an almost
-extinct type of thought. And this, again, spoken
-eight days before his death and in mortal sickness,
-has a touch of the age of Knox: “If you were to set
-me up in the pulpit I still could make you all hear on
-the deafest side of your heads.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Times again change, the leaders of religious thought
-in Scotland are again broad church, if I may use a non-committal
-term. They have often moved in advance
-of their flocks. At a meeting in Professor Blackie’s
-house in 1882 a number of Liberal divines were present.
-Among them Dr. Macgregor and Dr. Walter C.
-Smith. They were discussing the personality of the
-Evil One in what seemed to an old lady a very rationalistic
-spirit. “What,” she said in pious horror, “would
-you deprive us of the Devil?”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>With this trivial anecdote may go that of another
-<span class='pageno' title='51' id='Page_51'></span>
-conservative old woman more than a century earlier.
-The Rev. David Johnson, who died in 1824, was minister
-of North Leith. In his time a new church was
-built, which was crowned with a cross wherein lurked,
-to some, a suggestion of prelacy if not popery. “But
-what are we to do?” said the minister to a knot of
-objecting pious dames. “Do!” replied one of them,
-“what wad ye do, but just put up the auld cock again!”
-(no doubt the weather-cock). This cock, or one of its
-predecessors, crows in history centuries before. On the
-21st March 1567 the Castle of Edinburgh was given in
-charge to Cockburn of Skirling. That day there was
-a great storm which, among greater feats, blew the tail
-from the cock on the steeple at Leith. An ancient
-prophecy ran the round of the town as miraculously
-fulfilled.</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“When Skirling sall be capitaine</p>
-<p class='line0'>The Cock sall want his tail.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='noindent'>Thus the diary of Robert Birrell, at any rate.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The strictness of old-time Sabbath observance is
-well known. Lord George Campbell, afterwards Duke
-of Argyll, was in command of a corps of Fencibles in
-Edinburgh in the early years of last century. He was
-skilled in whistling. He sat one Sunday morning at
-the open window of his hotel in Princes Street, and
-exercised his favourite art. An old woman passing by
-to church viewed him with holy horror and shook her
-fist at him, “Eh! ye reprobate! ye reprobate!” she
-shouted.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It were easy to accumulate anecdotes of the church
-officers of Edinburgh. I find space for two. In old
-days Mungo Watson was beadle of Lady Yester’s
-Church under Dr. Davidson. His pastime was to
-<span class='pageno' title='52' id='Page_52'></span>
-mount the pulpit and thunder forth what he believed
-to be a most excellent discourse to an imaginary
-audience. Whilst thus engaged he was surprised by
-Dr. Davidson, who shut him up very quickly: “Come
-down, Mungo, come down, toom barrels mak’ most
-sound.” In <span class='it'>Jeems the Doorkeeper, a Lay Sermon</span>, Dr.
-John Brown has drawn a charming picture of the
-officer of his father’s church in Broughton Place. The
-building was crowded, and part of the congregation
-consisted of servant girls, “husseys” as Jeems contemptuously
-described them. Some were laced to the
-point of suffocation, and were not rarely carried out
-fainting to the vestry. Jeems stood over the patient
-with a sharp knife in his hand. “Will oo rip her up noo?”
-he said as he looked at the young doctor; the signal
-was given, the knife descended and a cracking as of
-canvas under a gale followed, the girl opened her eyes,
-and closed them again in horror at the sight of the
-ruined finery. But we are chronicling very small beer
-indeed, and here must be an end of these strangely
-assorted scenes and pictures.</p>
-
-<div><span class='pageno' title='55' id='Page_55'></span><h1>CHAPTER THREE<br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>TOWN’S COLLEGE AND SCHOOLS</span></h1></div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The official title of the University
-of Edinburgh is <span class='it'>Academia Jacobi Sexti</span>. So “our
-James,” as Ben Jonson calls him, gave a name to this
-great seat of learning, and in the form of a charter he
-gave it his blessing, and there he stopped! Bishop
-Reid, the last Roman Catholic Bishop of Orkney, left
-eight thousand merks for a college in Edinburgh, and
-though that sum sinks considerably when put into
-current coin of the realm, it is not to be neglected. It
-was obtained and applied, but the real patrons, authors,
-managers and supporters for centuries of the University
-was the good town of Edinburgh through its
-Town Council. It was <span class='it'>Oure Tounis Colledge</span>. They
-appointed its professors and ruled its destinies until
-almost our own time. The Scottish University Act
-of 1858 greatly lessened, though it by no means destroyed,
-their influence.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>In a country so much under ecclesiastical influence
-as Scotland of the Reformation, the union between the
-College and the Kirk was close and intimate; still it
-was a corporation of tradesmen that managed the
-University, and though the professors kicked, there is
-no doubt they managed it very well. There has ever
-been something homely and unconventional about
-the college. It was opened on the 14th October 1583;
-the students were to wear gowns, they were to speak
-Latin, none was to soil his mouth with common Scots,
-and none was to go to taverns, or (it was later ordained)
-to funerals—a serious form of entertainment for
-which old Scotland evinced a peculiar zest.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='56' id='Page_56'></span>
-Ah, those counsels of perfection! how the years set
-them at naught! Why they alone of all men in Edinburgh
-should not go to taverns or funerals was not a
-question wherewith they troubled themselves; they
-simply went. Gowns they never wore, and though
-half-hearted attempts were now and again made to
-introduce them, these never succeeded. Sir Alexander
-Grant, the late Principal, tells us that a working man,
-whose son was a student, wrote to him, pointing out
-the advantage of gowns in covering up a shabby dress.
-Sir Alexander seemed rather struck with this point of
-view, though after all, the gown must cost something,
-which might have been better applied to the cloak.
-The students, as now, lived anywhere.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i076.jpg' alt='Portrait of Robert Leighton, Archbishop of Glasgow' id='iid-0008' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>ROBERT LEIGHTON, D.D., ARCHBISHOP OF GLASGOW</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From an Engraving by Sir Robert Strange</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The histories give many quaint details as to the
-manners of other days. The classes began at five in
-summer and six in winter; the bursars rung the bell
-and swept the rooms; the janitor was a student or
-even a graduate. His it was to lock the door at eleven
-at night. The early professors, who did not confine
-themselves to one subject but carried their class right
-through, were called regents. One of them, James
-Reid, had taken up the office in 1603; he was popular
-in the council, in the town, and in the whole city, but
-after more than twenty years’ service he came to grief
-on a quarrel with the all-powerful Kirk. In 1626, William
-Struthers, Moderator of the Presbytery, spoke of
-philosophy as the dish-clout of divinity. At a graduation
-ceremony, Reid quoted Aristippus to the effect
-that he would rather be an unchristian philosopher
-than an unphilosophical divine! for which innocent
-retort the regent was forced to throw up his office.
-<span class='pageno' title='57' id='Page_57'></span>
-One wonders what would have happened if Town
-Council and Kirk had come to loggerheads, but they
-never did, and through a college committee and a college
-bailie they directed the affairs of the University.
-Creech, best known to fame as Burns’s publisher, and
-the subject of some kindly or some unkindly half-humorous
-verse, was in his time college bailie; but
-Creech was a great many things in his time, though the
-world has pretty well forgotten him. The Lord Provost
-was the important figure in University as well as
-City life. In 1665 he was declared by the council
-Rector of the College, yet in the years that followed
-he did nothing in his office. Long afterwards, in 1838,
-there was a trial of students before the Sheriff, for
-the part these had taken in a great snowball bicker
-with the citizens. Witty Patrick Robertson was their
-counsel, and was clever enough to throw a farcical air
-over the whole proceedings. “You are Rector of the
-University, are you not?” he asked the then Lord
-Provost. “No! I may be, but I am not aware of it,”
-was the rather foolish answer. A caricature was immediately
-circulated of the man who does not know
-he is Rector! This office was not the present Lord
-Rectorship, which only dates from the Act of 1858.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Edinburgh has never been a rich town. In the old
-days, it was as poor as poor might be, and so was its
-college; they had nothing in the way of plate to show
-visitors, or to parade on great occasions. Their only
-exhibits were the college mace and George Buchanan’s
-skull! There was a legend about the mace. In
-1683 the tomb of Bishop Kennedy at St. Andrews
-was opened: it contained five silver maces—quite a
-<span class='pageno' title='58' id='Page_58'></span>
-providential arrangement, one for each of the Scots
-Universities, and one to spare! But there was a mace in
-Edinburgh before this. We have note of it in 1640, and
-in 1651 the Town Council had it on loan for the use of
-the public. In 1660 the macer of the Parliament needs
-must borrow it till his masters get one of their own.
-There is a quaint, homely touch about this passing on
-of the mace from one body to another. It had been a
-valuable and interesting relic, but in the night
-between 29th and 30th October 1787 the library was forced,
-and the mace stolen from the press wherein it lay,
-and was never seen more. Ten guineas reward was
-offered, but in vain. Every one presently suspected
-Deacon Brodie, himself a member of the Council, and
-perhaps the most captivating and romantic burglar
-on record. Ere a year was over, he was lying in the
-Tolbooth a condemned felon, but he uttered no word
-as to the precious bauble. The year after that, very
-shame induced the Council to procure an elegant silver
-mace, with a fine Latin inscription, and the arms of
-James VI., the arms of the City, and the arms of the
-University itself, invented for the special purpose. It
-was just in time to be used on the laying of the foundation-stone
-of the new university buildings in 1789,
-and it has been used ever since on great occasions
-only. The loan of it is not asked for any more! every
-body corporate now has a mace of its own!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The Buchanan skull is still held by the college. That
-eminent scholar died on the 28th September 1582, and
-was buried in the Greyfriars Churchyard. John Adamson,
-Principal of the University between 1623 and 1651,
-got the skull by bribing the sexton, and bequeathed
-<span class='pageno' title='59' id='Page_59'></span>
-it to the college. The story rather revolts the taste of
-to-day, but grim old Scotland had a strange hankering
-after those elements of mortality. Its remarkable
-thinness was noted, in fact the light could be seen
-through it, and anatomists of later years dwelt on the
-fine breadth of forehead, and remarkable contours. It
-was judged, moreover, a skull of a Celtic type—Celtic
-was possibly enough Buchanan’s race. Long afterwards
-Sir William Hamilton, at the Royal Society in
-Edinburgh, compared it with the skull of a Malay robber
-and cut-throat, and showed that, according to the
-principles of the phrenologists, the Malay had the finer
-head. This was meant as a <span class='it'>reductio ad absurdum</span> of
-phrenology, though, after all, the evidence of identification
-could not be satisfactory. If the sexton consented
-to be bribed he was not likely, in old Greyfriars, to be at
-a loss for a skull, but it seems irreverent to pursue the
-subject further.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Robert Leighton, Principal between 1653 and 1662,
-was afterwards Bishop of Dunblane, and then Archbishop
-of Glasgow. In 1672 he was still living in his
-rooms in the college, and was there waited upon one
-day by Chorley, an English student studying divinity
-at Glasgow. He brought the compliments of his college
-and tutor, and invited the prelate to his approaching
-laureation. He next presented him with the laureation
-thesis, which was gratefully received, but when
-the visitor produced a pair of “fine fringed gloves”
-“he started back and with all demonstrations of humility
-excused himself as unworthy of such a present.”
-Chorley, however, whilst humble was persistent, and
-though the Archbishop refused again and again and
-<span class='pageno' title='60' id='Page_60'></span>
-retreated backwards, Chorley followed, and at the end
-fairly pinned Leighton against the wall! His Grace
-needs must yield, “but it was amazing to see with what
-humble gratitude, bowing to the very ground, this great
-man accepted them.” So much for the author of the
-classic <span class='it'>Commentary on the 1st Epistle of St. Peter</span>. Is it
-not a picture of the time when men were extreme in all
-things, though Leighton alone was extreme in humility?
-Was there not (you ask) something ironic in the
-self-depreciation? I do not think so, for you look as
-“through a lattice on the soul” and recognise a spirit ill
-at ease in an evil day, one who might have uttered Lord
-Bacon’s pathetic complaint <span class='it'>multum incola fuit anima
-mea</span> with far more point and fitness than ever Bacon
-did.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Of a later Principal, Gilbert Rule (1690-1701), a less
-conspicuous but very pleasing memory remains. His
-window was opposite that of Campbell, Professor of
-Divinity. Now Dr. Rule was ever late at his books,
-whilst Campbell was eager over them ere the late
-northern dawn was astir; so the one candle was not
-out before the other was lighted. They were called the
-evening and the morning star. Rule died first, and
-when Campbell missed the familiar light, he said, “the
-evening star was now gone down, and the morning
-star would soon disappear,” and ere long it was noted
-that both windows were dark. Among his other gifts,
-Gilbert Rule was a powerful preacher. In some ministerial
-wandering it was his lot to pass a night in a solitary
-house in a nook of the wild Grampians. At midnight
-enter a ghost, who would take no denial; Gilbert
-must out through the night till a certain spot was
-<span class='pageno' title='61' id='Page_61'></span>
-reached; then the ghost vanished and the Doctor
-got him back to bed, with, you imagine, chattering
-teeth and dismal foreboding. Next day the ground was
-opened, and the skeleton of a murdered man discovered.
-Gilbert preached on the following Sunday from
-the parish pulpit, and reasoned so powerfully of judgment
-and the wrath to come that an old man got up
-and confessed himself the murderer. In due course he
-was executed and the ghost walked no more.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>William Carstares, Principal between 1703 and 1715,
-was a great figure in Church and State. “Cardinal”
-Carstares they nicknamed him at Dutch William’s
-Court, and both that astute monarch and Queen Anne,
-Stuart as she was, gave him almost unbounded confidence.
-In tact and diplomacy he excelled his contemporaries
-and in the valuable art of knowing what
-to conceal even when forced to speak. He was put
-to it, for the most famous anecdote about him tells
-of his suffering under the thumbikins in 1684. They
-were applied for an hour with such savage force that
-the King’s smith had to go for his tools to reverse
-the screws before it was possible to set free the maimed
-and bruised thumbs. In Carstares’ picture the thumbs
-are very prominent, in fact or flattery they show forth
-quite untouched. At the King’s special request he tried
-them on the royal digits; His Majesty vowed he had
-confessed anything to be rid of them. We have a pleasing
-picture of an annual fish dinner at Leith whereat
-the Principal was entertained by his colleagues. Calamy
-the English nonconformist was a guest, and was
-much delighted with the talk and the fare, and especially
-“the freedom and harmony between the Principal
-<span class='pageno' title='62' id='Page_62'></span>
-and the masters of the college,” they expressing a veneration
-for him as a common father, and he a tenderness
-for them as if they had all been his children.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Principal Robertson (1762-1793) is still a distinguished
-figure, but he belongs to Letters in the first place,
-and the Church in the second; yet even here he was
-eminent. A charming anecdote tells how as Principal
-he visited the logic class where John Stevenson, his
-own old teacher, was still prelecting. He addressed
-the students in Latin, urging them to profit, as he hoped
-he had himself profited, by the teaching of Stevenson,
-whereat “the aged Professor, unable any longer to
-suppress his emotion, dissolved in tears of grateful affection,
-and fell on the neck of his favourite pupil, his
-Principal.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>George Husband Baird (1793-1840) was a much
-more commonplace figure. His middle name was
-thought felicitous; he was husband to the Lord Provost’s
-daughter and there seemed no other sufficient
-reason to account for his elevation. This play upon
-names, by the way, has always been a favourite though
-puerile form of Edinburgh wit. The better part of a
-century afterwards we had one of our little wars on
-the Gold Coast, and some local jester asked for the
-difference between the folk of Ashantee and those of
-Edinburgh. The first, it was said, took their law from
-Coffee and the second their coffee from Law! The
-Ashantee war of the ’seventies is already rather dim
-and ancient history, but Coffee, it may be remembered,
-was the name of their king, and the other term referred
-to a well-known Edinburgh house still to the
-fore. However, we return to our Baird for a moment.
-<span class='pageno' title='63' id='Page_63'></span>
-He was Minister of the High Church as well as Principal.
-Discoursing of the illness of George <span style='font-size:smaller'>III.</span>, he wept
-copiously and unreasonably; “from George Husband
-Baird to George <span style='font-size:smaller'>III.</span> <span class='it'>greeting</span>,” said one of his hearers.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>There is a mass of legendary stories about the ordinary
-professors, but the figures are dim, and the notes of
-their lives mostly trivial. For instance, there is Dr. John
-Meiklejohn, who was Professor of Church History,
-1739-1781: “He had a smooth round face, that never
-bore any expression but good-humour and contentment,”
-he droned monotonously through his lectures,
-glad to get away to his glebe at Abercorn, eight miles
-off. He delighted to regale the students at his rural
-manse, and pressed on them the produce of the soil,
-with a heartiness which he never showed in inviting
-their attention to the fathers of the church. “Take
-an egg, Mr. Smith,” he would genially insist, “<span class='it'>they are
-my own</span> eggs, for the eggs of Edinburgh are not to
-be depended on.” Of like kidney was David Ritchie,
-who was Professor of Logic and Metaphysics and Minister
-of St. Andrew’s Church, but “was more illustrious
-on the curling pond, than in the Professor’s chair.”
-But, then, to him in 1836 succeeded Sir William Hamilton,
-and for twenty years the chair was <span class='it'>the</span> philosophical
-chair of Britain. The records of his fame are not
-for this page; his passionate devotion to study, his vast
-learning, are not material for the anecdotist. He was
-fond of long walks with a friend into the surrounding
-country, and in his day it was still very easy to leave
-the town behind you. Though he started with a companion,
-he was presently away in advance or on the
-other side of the road, muttering to himself in Greek or
-<span class='pageno' title='64' id='Page_64'></span>
-Latin or English, forgetful of that external world which
-occupied no small place in his philosophy. “Dear me,
-what did you quarrel about?” asked a lady, to his no
-small amusement. The Council did not always select
-the most eminent men. About a century before, in
-1745 to wit, they had preferred for the chair of Moral
-Philosophy William Cleghorn to David Hume. There
-was no other choice, it was said. A Deist might possibly
-become a Christian, but a Jacobite could not become
-a Whig. Ruddiman’s amanuensis, Adam Walker, was
-a student at this class, where he had listened to a lecture
-on the doctrine of necessity. “Well, does your
-Professor make us free agents or not?” said his employer.
-“He gives us arguments on both sides and
-leaves us to judge,” was the reply. “Indeed,” was
-Ruddiman’s caustic comment, “the fool hath said in
-his heart, there is no God, and the Professor will not
-tell you whether the fool is right or wrong.”</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i085.jpg' alt='Portrait of Principal William Carstairs' id='iid-0009' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>PRINCIPAL WILLIAM CARSTARES</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From the Engraving by Jeens</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Many of us remember Dunbar’s <span class='it'>Greek Lexicon</span>, so
-much in use till superseded by Liddell and Scott’s. Its
-author was Professor of Greek in the University from
-1806 to 1852. He fell from a tree, it was said, into the
-Greek chair. In fact, he commenced life as gardener;
-confined by an accident he betook himself to study,
-with highly satisfactory results. His predecessor in
-the chair had been Andrew Dalzel, an important figure
-in his time, perhaps best remembered by the ineptitude
-of his criticism of Scott, whom he entertained
-unawares in his class. Scott sent him in an essay,
-“cracking up” Ariosto above Homer. Dalzel was naturally
-furious: “Dunce he was and dunce he would
-remain.” You cannot blame the professor, but <span class='it'>dîs</span>
-<span class='pageno' title='65' id='Page_65'></span>
-<span class='it'>aliter visum</span>! Dunbar’s successor was John Stuart
-Blackie (1852-1882), one of the best known Edinburgh
-figures of his time. He had a creed of his own,
-ways of his own, and a humour of his own. Even
-the orthodox loved and tolerated the genial individualist
-who was never malicious. “Blackie’s neyther
-orthodox, heterodox, nor any ither dox; he’s juist
-himsel’!” An ardent body of abstainers under some
-mistaken idea asked him to preside at one of their
-meetings. He thus addressed them: “I cannot understand
-why I am asked to be here, I am not a teetotaler—far
-from it. If a man asks me to dine with
-him and does not give me a good glass of wine, I say
-he is neither a Christian nor a gentleman. Germans
-drink beer, Englishmen drink wine, ladies tea, and
-fools water.” Blackie was an advocate as well as a
-professor. Possibly he had in his mind a certain Act
-of 1716, to wit, the 3rd of Geo. <span style='font-size:smaller'>I.</span> chap. 5, whereby
-a duty was imposed “of two pennies Scots, or one-sixth
-of a penny sterling on every pint of ale and beer
-that shall be vended and sold within the City of Edinburgh.”
-Among the objects to which the duty was
-to be applied was the settling of a salary upon the
-Professor of Law in the University of Edinburgh and
-his successor in office not exceeding £100 per annum.
-Here is a portrait by himself which brings vividly back,
-true to the life, that once familiar figure of the Edinburgh
-pavement: “When I walk along Princes Street
-I go with a kingly air, my head erect, my chest expanded,
-my hair flowing, my plaid flying, my stick swinging.
-Do you know what makes me do that? Well, I’ll
-tell you—just con-ceit.” Even those who knew him
-<span class='pageno' title='66' id='Page_66'></span>
-not will understand that the Edinburgh ways never
-quite seemed the same when that picturesque figure
-was seen no longer there. And yet the Blackie anecdotes
-are disappointing. There is a futile story that he
-once put up a notice he would meet his <span class='it'>classes</span> at such
-an hour. A student with a very elementary sense of
-humour cut off the <span class='it'>c</span>, and he retorted by deleting the <span class='it'>l</span>.
-All this is poor enough. Alas! he was only of the silver
-or, shall we say, of the iron age of Auld Reekie?</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Aytoun in an address at the graduation of 1863,
-spoke of the professors of his time as the instructors,
-and almost idols, of the rising generation. He himself
-filled the chair of Rhetoric between 1845 and 1865.
-A quaint though scarcely characteristic story is preserved
-of his early years. One night he was, or was
-believed to be, absent from home, “late at een birling
-the wine.” An irate parent stood grimly behind the
-door the while a hesitating hand fumbled at the latch,
-the dim light of morn presently revealed a cloaked
-figure, upon whom swift blows descended without stint
-or measure. It was not young Aytoun at all, but a
-mighty Senator of the College of Justice who had mistaken
-the door for his own, which was a little farther
-along the street!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>One of the idols to whom Aytoun referred was no
-doubt his father-in-law, John Wilson (1820-1853), the
-well-known Christopher North, described by Sir R.
-Christison as “the grandest specimen I have ever seen
-of the human form, tall, perfectly symmetrical, massive
-and majestic, yet agile.” Even in old age he had
-many of his early characteristics. He noted a coal
-carter brutally driving a heavily-laden horse up the
-<span class='pageno' title='67' id='Page_67'></span>
-steep streets of Edinburgh; he remonstrated with the
-fellow, who raised his whip in a threatening manner
-as if to strike. The spirit of the old man swelled in
-righteous anger, he tore away the whip as if it had
-been straw, loosened the harness, threw the coals into
-the street, then clutching the whip in one hand and
-leading the horse by the other, he marched through
-Moray Place, to deposit the unfortunate animal in
-more kindly keeping.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>There are stories of the library that merit attention.
-I will give the name of Robert Henderson, appointed
-librarian in 1685, where he so continued till
-1747—sixty-two years altogether, the longest record
-of University service extant. Physically of a lean and
-emaciated figure, he had a very high opinion of his
-own erudition. Now in the old college there was a certain
-ruinous wall to which was attached the legend,
-that it would topple over on some great scholar. The
-librarian affected an extreme anxiety when in the
-vicinity of the wall. At length it was taken down.
-Boswell told the story to Johnson. The sage did not
-lose the chance for a very palpable hit at Scots learning.
-“They were afraid it never would fall!” he
-growled. There was a like tradition regarding that
-precipitous part of Arthur’s Seat quaintly named
-Samson’s Ribs. An old witch prophesied they would
-be sure to fall on the greatest philosopher in Scotland.
-Sir John Leslie was afraid to pass that way.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The relations between the Town Council and the
-professors in the first half of the nineteenth century
-were sometimes far from harmonious. The days were
-past when the Academy of James <span style='font-size:smaller'>VI.</span> was merely the
-<span class='pageno' title='68' id='Page_68'></span>
-“Tounes Colledge,” it was more and more a University
-with a European reputation. A cultured scholar of
-the type of Sir William Hamilton, “spectator of all
-time and of all existence,” in Plato’s striking phrase,
-was not like to rest contented under the sway of the
-Town Council. Possibly the Council sneered at him
-and his likes, as visionary, unpractical, eccentric; possibly
-there was truth on both sides, so much <span class='it'>does</span> depend
-on your point of view. The University, somewhat
-unwisely, went to law with the Council, and came
-down rather heavily; nor were the Council generous
-victors. The Lord Provost of the time met Professor
-Dunbar one day at dinner—“We have got you Professors
-under our thumb, and by —— we will make you
-feel it,” said he rather coarsely. The professors consoled
-each other with anecdotes of Town Council
-oddities in college affairs. One councillor gave as a
-reason why he voted for a professorial candidate
-that, “He was asked by a leddy who had lately given
-him a good job.” “I don’t care that,” said another,
-snapping his fingers, “for the chair of —— , but whoever
-the Provost votes for, I’ll vote for somebody else.”
-An English scholar had come to Edinburgh as candidate
-for a chair. He called on a worthy member
-of the Council to whom his very accent suggested
-black prelacy, or worse. “Are ye a jined member?”
-The stranger stared in hopeless bewilderment. “Are
-ye a jined member o’ onie boadie?” was the far from
-lucid explanation. However, the Act of 1858 has
-changed all this, and town and gown in Edinburgh
-fight no more. Well, there is no gown, and the University
-has always been a good part of the good town
-<span class='pageno' title='69' id='Page_69'></span>
-of Edinburgh, as much now as ever. Take a broad
-view from first to last, and how to deny that the Council
-did their duty well! Principal Sir Alexander Grant
-in his <span class='it'>Story of the University of Edinburgh</span> bears generous
-and emphatic testimony as to this, and here we
-may well leave the matter.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I must now desert the groves of the Academy of
-James <span style='font-size:smaller'>VI</span>. to say a word on a lesser school and its schoolmasters.
-Here we have the memorable and illustrative
-story of the great barring out of September
-1595 at the old High School. The scholars had
-gone on the 15th of that month to ask the Council
-for the week’s holiday of privilege as was usual. It
-was curtly refused, whereupon some “gentlemen’s
-bairns” collected firearms and swords, and in dead
-of night seized the schoolhouse, which they fortified
-in some sort. Their Rector, Master Pollock, was refused
-admittance next morning, and complained to
-the magistrates. Bailie John Macmorran came to the
-spot with a posse of officers, but William Sinclair, son
-of the Chancellor of Caithness, took his stand at a
-window and threatened to pistol the first who approached.
-Bailie Macmorran was a big man in his
-day—his house, now restored as University Hall, still
-rises stately and impressive in Riddle’s Close, on the
-south side of the Lawnmarket—and he was not to be
-put down by a schoolboy; he ordered his satellites to
-crash in the door with the beam they were bringing
-forward. It is not hard to reconstitute the scene: the
-bailie, full of civic importance and wrath, the angry
-boy at the window, the pride of youth and blood in
-his set, determined face. Presently the pistol shot
-<span class='pageno' title='70' id='Page_70'></span>
-rang out, and Macmorran fell dead on the pavement
-with a bullet through his brain. The whole town rushed
-to the spot, seized the frightened boys and thrust
-them into the Tolbooth, but finally they were liberated
-without hurt, after, it would seem, some form of
-a trial.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>There are many quaint details as to the scholars.
-They used to go to the fields in the summer to cut
-rushes or bent for the floor of the school, but, you
-see, fighting was the work or the game of nearly every
-male in Scotland, and even the children must needs
-have their share. On these expeditions the boys fell
-to slashing one another with their hooks, and they
-were stopped. The winter of 1716 was distinguished
-by furious riots, though not of the same deadly nature.
-The pupils demolished every window of the school
-and of the adjacent parish church of Lady Yester,
-also the wall which fenced the playground.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I will not gather records of the various Rectors, not
-even of Dr. Alexander Adam, the most famous of
-them all. You can see to-day his portrait by Raeburn,
-and one of Raeburn’s best in the Gallery on the
-Mound, and think of his striking utterance in the last
-hours of his life, “Boys, it is growing dark, you may
-go home.” In his prime he had a profound conviction
-of his own qualities and those of his school. “Come
-away, sir,”—thus he would address a new scholar,—“you
-will see more here in an hour than you will in
-any other school in Europe.” He had a long series
-of eminent pupils, among them Scott, Horner, and
-Jeffrey, and the manner in which they have spoken
-of him justifies his words and his reputation.</p>
-
-<div><span class='pageno' title='73' id='Page_73'></span><h1>CHAPTER FOUR<br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>THE SURGEONS &amp; THE DOCTORS</span></h1></div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The physicians, the surgeons, the
-medical schools of Edinburgh have long and famous
-histories. A few facts may assist the reader to understand
-the anecdotes which fill this chapter. The Guild
-of Surgeons and Barbers received a charter of Incorporation
-from the Town Council on the 1st July 1505,
-and to this in 1506 the sanction of James <span style='font-size:smaller'>IV.</span> was obtained.
-On 26th February 1567 the surgeons and
-apothecaries were made into one body; henceforth
-they ceased to act as barbers and, after 1722, save
-that the surgeons kept a register of barbers’ apprentices,
-there was no connection whatever between the
-profession and the trade. In 1778 a charter was obtained
-from George <span style='font-size:smaller'>III.</span>, and the corporation became
-the Royal College of Surgeons of the City of Edinburgh.
-In early days they had a place of meeting
-in Dixon’s Close, but in 1656 they acquired and occupied
-Curriehill House, once the property of the Black
-Friars. In May 1775 the foundation-stone of a new
-hall was laid in Surgeons Square, hard by the old
-High School. Here the Incorporation met till the
-opening of the new Surgeons Hall in 1832 on the east
-side of Nicolson Street, a little way south of the old
-University buildings. Just as the barbers became
-separated from the surgeons, so in time a distinction
-was drawn between these last and the physicians. In
-1617, James <span style='font-size:smaller'>VI.</span> in the High Court of Parliament decreed
-the establishment of a College of Physicians for
-Edinburgh. In poverty-stricken Scotland a scheme
-often remained a mere scheme for many long years.
-<span class='pageno' title='74' id='Page_74'></span>
-In 1656, Cromwell issued a patent establishing a College
-of Physicians on the lines laid down by James <span style='font-size:smaller'>VI.</span>,
-but he passed away and his scheme with him, and it
-was not till 1681 that the charter was finally obtained.
-Their ancient place of meeting was near the Cowgate
-Port, but in 1775 the foundation of a splendid
-building was laid by Professor Cullen, their most
-eminent member. It stood opposite St. Andrew’s
-Church, George Street, but in 1843 this was sold to
-the Commercial Bank for £20,000, and in 1844 the
-foundation-stone was laid of the present hall in Queen
-Street.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The first botanical garden in Edinburgh was founded
-by Sir Andrew Balfour (1630-1694), who commenced
-practice in the capital in 1670. He obtained
-from the Town Council a small piece of land between
-the east end of the Nor’ Loch and Trinity College,
-which had formed part of the Trinity Garden. Here
-were the old Physic Gardens. About 1770 this was
-completely abandoned in favour of new land on the
-west side of Leith Walk, and in less than a hundred
-years, namely, in 1824, the new and splendid Royal
-Botanical Gardens were established in Inverleith
-Row; to this all the “plant” of the old gardens was
-transferred.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As to the medical faculty in the University, I note
-that the chair of anatomy was founded in 1705, and
-that its most famous occupants were the three Alexander
-Monro’s, known as <span class='it'>primus</span>, <span class='it'>secundus</span>, and <span class='it'>tertius</span>,
-who held the professorship between them for 126
-years, namely, from 1720 to 1846. The first Monro
-distinguished himself at the battle of Prestonpans, not
-<span class='pageno' title='75' id='Page_75'></span>
-by slaying but by healing. He attended diligently to
-the wounded on both sides and got them conveyed to
-Edinburgh. The second was professor from 1754 to
-1808, a remarkable period of fifty-four years. His father
-made an odd bargain with the Town Council. If
-they would appoint his son to succeed him he would
-carefully train him for the post in the best schools both
-at home and abroad. They agreed, and the experiment
-turned out a complete success. He had studied
-at London, Leyden, Paris, and Berlin, and when he
-returned his father asked the city notabilities to hear
-his first lecture. Monro had got it up by heart, but
-he lost his presence of mind and forgot every word;
-he had to speak extempore, yet he knew his subject
-and soon found his feet. He lectured without notes
-ever after. The most popular Scots divines have always
-done the same. Monro <span class='it'>tertius</span> was not equal to
-his father or grandfather. The memory of his great
-predecessors was too much for him, “froze the genial
-current of his soul,” made him listless and apathetic.
-He had as rival the famous Dr. John Barclay, extra-mural
-lecturer on anatomy, 1797-1825. This last was
-very ready and self-possessed. Once he had to lecture
-on some part of the human frame; the subject lay before
-him covered with a sheet. He lifted the sheet,
-laid it down again, and proceeded to give an excellent
-discourse on anatomy, but not quite according
-to the programme; in fact, a mistake had been made,
-and there was nothing under the sheet; but, again,
-the feat does not seem altogether surprising. However,
-the mistake was not so dire as that of one of
-his assistants, who after dinner one night hurried to
-<span class='pageno' title='76' id='Page_76'></span>
-the dissecting room to prepare the subject for next
-day. He pulled off the cloth, but it was at once pulled
-back again; he pulled it off again, the same thing
-happened: the farthing dip that faintly illumined the
-room almost fell from his nerveless hand, a low growl
-revealed the unexpected presence of a dog whose teeth
-had supplied the opposing force! Barclay’s lectures
-were flavoured with pungent doses of caustic old
-Edinburgh wit. He warned his students to beware of
-discoveries of anatomy. “In a field so well wrought,
-what remained to discover? As at harvest, first come
-the reapers to the uncut grain and then the gleaners,
-and finally the geese, idly poking among the rubbish.
-Gentlemen, <span class='it'>we are the geese</span>!” It was not rarely
-the habit of professors in former times to give free
-tickets for their courses. The kindness was sometimes
-abused. Barclay applied a humorous but sufficient
-corrective. Once he had a note from Mr. Laing,
-bookseller, father of Dr. David Laing the well-known
-antiquary, requesting a free ticket for some sucking
-sawbones. Barclay professed himself delighted to
-confer the favour, but invited his proposed pupil to
-accompany him to Mr. Laing’s shop, where he selected
-books on anatomy to the exact value of his ticket,
-and sagely remarking that without text-books his
-lectures were useless, presented them to the astonished
-youth as a gift from Mr. Laing! Taking no
-denial he bundled the youth and the books out of the
-place. He did not again find it necessary to repeat
-the lesson. In Sir Robert Christison’s <span class='it'>Life</span> some remarkable
-instances are given of this curious form of
-benevolence at somebody else’s expense, but the subject
-<span class='pageno' title='77' id='Page_77'></span>
-need not be pursued. Barclay had collected a considerable
-museum, of which a fine elephant, an early
-Jumbo in fact, was the gem. His friends, who were
-numerous and powerful, tried to get a chair of comparative
-anatomy founded for him in the University.
-Various members of the medical faculty opposed it
-tooth and nail, as poaching on their preserves. One
-of Kay’s most famous caricatures represents Barclay
-seated on an elephant charging the college gate,
-which is barred against him by a learned crowd. The
-opposition succeeded and Barclay was never elected
-professor.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Barclay had been brought up for the church, and in
-his early days had, during the absence of the Rev. Mr.
-Baird of Bo’ness, wagged his head in the pulpit of that
-divine. “How did they like him?” asked Baird of Sandy,
-the village sage or the village idiot or, perhaps, both.
-“Gey weel, minister, gey weel, but everybody thought
-him daft.” “Why, Sandy?” “Oh, for gude reasons,
-minister; Mr. Barclay was aye skinning puddocks”
-(frogs). It was reported that dogs fled in terror at
-the sight of him; the sagacious animals feared capture
-and dissection; he had incautiously cut up a dog in
-the presence of its kind and thus had an ill name in
-the canine world! Not that this implied any ill-will
-to dogs; quite the contrary, as witness a story of John
-Goodsir (1814-1867), who succeeded Monro <span class='it'>tertius</span>
-as professor of anatomy in 1846. He had carefully
-studied the anatomy of the horse. “I love the horse,
-I love the horse,” he said with genuine fervour, “I
-have dissected him twice!”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Barclay possessed an uncle, a full-blown divine,
-<span class='pageno' title='78' id='Page_78'></span>
-and the founder of a sect by some called after him.
-Nephew and uncle argued theological points. The
-young man was so hard to convince that the elder
-sent a heavy folio flying at his head; he dodged the
-missile, but if not confuted, was at any rate silenced.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Many of the anecdotes of the surgeon’s life in old
-Edinburgh turn on this question of anatomy. Until
-the Anatomy Act of 1832, that science was terribly
-hampered by the want of subjects. The charter of
-1505 provided an allowance of one body annually,
-which was almost ludicrously insufficient, hence body
-snatching became almost a necessity, perhaps among
-the surgeons themselves it was counted a virtue, but
-they dared not say it openly. On 20th May 1711, the
-college solemnly protested against body snatching.
-On the 24th of January 1721 a clause was ordered to
-be inserted in indentures binding apprentices not to
-violate graves, but the populace, rightly or wrongly,
-thought those rascal surgeons had tongue in cheek
-all the time, and were ever inclined to put the worst
-possible construction on every circumstance that
-seemed to point that way. Lauder of Fountainhall
-commemorates an early case. On the 6th February
-1678 four gipsies, a father and three sons, were
-hanged together at Edinburgh, for killing another
-gipsy called Faa at Romanno. To the Edinburgh
-burghers of the day the gipsy and the cateran were
-mere wild beasts of prey, and these four wretches were
-hung in haste, cut down in haste, and forthwith huddled
-together with their clothes on—it was not worth
-while to strip them of their rags—into a shallow hole
-in Greyfriars Churchyard. Next morning the grave
-<span class='pageno' title='79' id='Page_79'></span>
-lay open, and the body of the youngest son, aged sixteen,
-was missing. It was remembered he had been
-the last thrown over, and the first cut down, and the last
-buried. Perhaps he had revived, thrown aside a scanty
-covering of earth, and fled to Highland hill or Border
-waste. Others opined that the body had been stolen by
-some chirurgeon or his servant for the purpose of dissection,
-on which possibility Fountainhall takes occasion
-to utter some grave legal maxims; solemnly locks
-the door, as it were, in the absence of the steed. In 1742
-a rifled grave was noted in the West Kirkyard, and a
-body, presumably its former tenant, was presently
-discovered near the shop of one Martin Eccles, surgeon.
-Forthwith the Portsburgh drum was beating a
-mad tattoo through the Cowgate, and the mob proceeded
-to smash the surgeon’s shop. As for Martin,
-you may safely assume <span class='it'>non est inventus</span>, else had he
-been smashed likewise. Again, a sedan chair is discovered
-containing a dead body, apparently on its way
-to the dissecting room. The chairman and his assistant
-were banished, and the chair was burned by the
-common hangman. Again, one John Samuel, a gardener,
-moved thereto, you guess, by an all too consuming
-thirst, is taken at the Potterow Port trying to sell
-the dead body of a child, which was recognised as having
-been buried at Pentland the week before. He was
-soundly whipped through Edinburgh and banished
-Scotland for seven years.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A still more sordid and more terrible tragedy is among
-the events of 1752. Two women, Ellen Torrence
-and Jean Waldy, meet in the street a mother with her
-little boy, they ask her to drink, an invitation, it seems,
-<span class='pageno' title='80' id='Page_80'></span>
-impossible to resist. Whilst one plied her with liquor,
-the other enticed the boy to her own den, where she
-promptly suffocated him. The body was sold for two
-shillings to the students, sixpence was given to the
-one who carried it, and it was only after long haggling
-that an additional ten pence was extorted “for a dram.”
-They were presently discovered and executed. This
-almost incredible story, to which Gilbert Glossin in
-<span class='it'>Guy Mannering</span> makes a rather far-fetched reference
-in a discussion with Mr. Pleydell, proves at any rate
-one thing, there was a ready market for dead bodies in
-Edinburgh for purposes of dissection, and as the buyer
-was not too inquisitive, indeed he could scarcely afford
-to be, the bodies almost certainly were illegally procured;
-though, whatever the populace might think
-and suspect, there was never any case where there was
-the least evidence that the surgeon was a party to the
-murder. Any surgeon who was such must have been
-a criminal lunatic. The case of Dr. Knox, to be presently
-referred to, was the one that excited most notice
-and suspicion. It was carefully inquired into, and
-nothing was found against him. If there had been a
-<span class='it'>prima facie</span> case, the popular feeling was so strong that
-the Crown authorities needs must have taken action,
-but I anticipate a little.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>From the latter half of the eighteenth century to
-the first part of the nineteenth, the resurrectionist and
-the pressgang were two subjects on which the popular
-imagination dwelt with a certain fascinated horror.
-The resurrectionist was so much in evidence
-that graves were protected with heavy iron frames
-(you still see one or two specimens in old Greyfriars
-<span class='pageno' title='81' id='Page_81'></span>
-and elsewhere), and churchyards were regularly watched.
-There is no need to set forth how the tenderest
-and deepest feelings of human nature were outraged
-by the desecration of the last resting-place. On the
-other hand, the doctors were mad for subjects. A certain
-enthusiasm for humanity possessed them, too.
-Were they not working to relieve suffering? There
-was something else: the love of daring adventure, the
-romance and mystery of the unholy midnight raid
-had their attraction; it was never difficult, you can
-believe, to collect a harum-scarum set of medical students
-for an expedition. Some men, afterwards very
-eminent, early distinguished themselves. Thus, the
-celebrated surgeon, Robert Liston (1794-1847), was
-engaged in more than one of the following adventures,
-the stories of which I here tell as samples of the bulk.
-One Henderson, an innkeeper, had died in Leven, in
-Fifeshire. Two students from Edinburgh had snatched
-the body and were conveying it away, when one
-of them suddenly felt ill. They took refuge with their
-burden, enclosed in a sack, in a convenient public-house.
-It happened to be the one formerly kept by
-Henderson, and now in charge of his widow and
-daughter. They were shown to an upper room, which
-contained a closed-in box bed, so frequent a feature
-in old Scots houses. The sick man was pulling himself
-together with brandy and what not, when a great
-hubbub arose downstairs. The town officers were
-searching the house for stolen property. The students
-were beside themselves with panic, though in fact
-the officers do not seem to have searched the upstairs
-room at all. However, “The thief doth fear each bush
-<span class='pageno' title='82' id='Page_82'></span>
-an officer.” The two lads hastily took the body from
-the sack and put it in the bed, then they bolted through
-the window, and were seen no more. The room
-as it turned out was used by the widow as a bedroom,
-and it was only when she retired for the night—I need
-not follow the narrative further, save to note that the
-graveclothes had been made by herself!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>When Liston was a student he heard from a country
-surgeon of an interesting case where a post-mortem
-seemed desirable in the interests of science. He and
-some others dressed as sailors and repaired to the
-place by boat, for it was on the shore of the Firth.
-The surgeon’s apprentice met them as arranged, and
-everything went off well. The marauding party repaired
-for refreshment to a little change-house, leaving
-their sack under a near hedge. Here they spent a
-happy time in carousing and chaffing the country
-wench whom they found in charge. A loud shout of
-“Ship ahoy!” startled them. The girl said it was only
-her brother, and a drunken sailor presently staggered
-in with the sack on his shoulders. Pitching it to the
-ground, he said with an oath, “Now if that ain’t something
-good, rot them chaps who stole it.” Presently
-he produced a knife. “Let’s see what it is,” said he as
-he ripped the sack open. The sight of the contents
-worked a sudden change: the girl fled through the
-door with hysterical screams, the sailor on the instant
-dead sober followed, Liston seized the body, and all
-made for the boat, and they were soon safe back in
-Edinburgh. Liston is the chief figure of another adventure.
-He and his party had gone by boat to Rosyth
-to get the body of a drowned sailor. His sweetheart,
-<span class='pageno' title='83' id='Page_83'></span>
-nearly distracted at her recent loss, was scarce absent
-from the tomb night or day. They did manage
-to get the body lifted and on board the boat, when
-the woman discovered the violated grave. Her wild
-shrieks rang in their ears as they pulled for the opposite
-shore as hard as they could, but they kept secure
-hold of their prey. Another story tells of a party of
-tyros who had raised the body of a farmer’s wife from
-Glencorse or some neighbouring churchyard. As they
-dragged along it seemed to their excited fancy that
-the body had recovered life and was hopping after
-them! They fled with loud yells of terror, and left
-their burden by the roadside. The widower was the
-first to discover it there next morning. He thought it
-was a case of premature burial and made some frantic
-efforts at resuscitation: the truth only gradually
-dawned upon him. This, I venture to think, was the
-story that suggested to R. L. Stevenson his gruesome
-tale of <span class='it'>The Body-snatcher</span>.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Yet another story tells of a certain Miss Wilson of
-Bruntsfield Links who was courted by two admirers.
-She showed a marked preference for one, and when
-he died she seemed heart-broken. The other, not content
-with having the field to himself, engaged the services
-of a professional body-snatcher and proceeded to
-Buccleuch burying-ground. Miss Wilson was mourning
-at the grave; they waited till she was gone and
-then set to work, and the surviving rival soon had the
-cruel satisfaction of knowing that the body of the other
-was on the anatomical table at the University!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I have mentioned the professional body-snatcher,
-and the class certainly existed. Obviously it was formed
-<span class='pageno' title='84' id='Page_84'></span>
-of men of a low type, however afraid they might
-be to perpetrate actual murder. Among the best
-known was a certain Andrew Lees, called “Merry Andrew”
-by the students. He had been a carrier between
-a country town and Edinburgh, and his house was near
-the churchyard, which he despoiled at leisure. In after
-days he used to lament the times when he got subjects
-“as cheap as penny pies.” It was said he drank sixteen
-glasses of raw whisky daily, and that on great
-occasions the glasses became pints. Various ruffians
-were associated with him, one nicknamed “Moudiewart,”
-or mole, from his skill in the delving part of the
-operation. Perhaps a line from Shakespeare was in the
-mind of the nicknamer:</p>
-
-<div class='blockquote'>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Well said, old mole, can’st work i’ the earth so fast?”</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p class='noindent'>More probably it was all native wit. Another was a
-sham parson called “Praying Howard,” who wept and
-supplicated with an unction hard to distinguish from
-the real article. There is no doubt these rascals thoroughly
-enjoyed their knavish pranks, and they were
-ever on the watch to hear of some one dying, friendless
-and alone; then one appeared among a household
-perplexed to know what to do with the remains
-of a person in whom they had no special interest. The
-stranger was a dear friend or near relative of the deceased,
-and was only anxious to bury him with all possible
-honour, and in due course a mock funeral was arranged,
-with parson, undertaker, and chief mourner.
-The procession started for some place in the country,
-but of course the real destination of the departed was
-one of the Edinburgh dissecting rooms. If things
-went well, Andrew and his fellows spent a night in
-<span class='pageno' title='85' id='Page_85'></span>
-wild debauchery in some tavern of ill odour in every
-sense of the word.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>At least those pranks were comparatively harmless.
-The dead were gone beyond the reach of hurt,
-and the feelings of the living were not outraged. As
-regards the rifling of graveyards, you wonder how it
-was so often successful. The watchers were, however,
-paid hirelings, they were frozen with superstitious
-terror, they were usually paralysed with drink, and
-they had watched hours and nights already, and nothing
-had happened. The assailants were infinitely
-more active in mind and body; they had full command
-of cash and of all necessary appliances, and they selected
-the time of their attack; more than all, they
-seemed absolutely free from superstitious feeling.
-Yet, with it all, it is curious that no Edinburgh doctor
-or student seems ever to have been put in actual peril.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I turn now to the Burke and Hare murders, which
-had important effects in various directions. The locus
-was Tanner’s Close in the West Port, outside the city
-boundary. Here Burke kept a lodging-house, and here,
-on the 29th of November 1827, Donald, an old pensioner,
-died in debt to Burke. Thus a needy man found himself
-in possession of the body of his dead-and-gone
-debtor, and it seemed to him quite justifiable to fill up
-the coffin with rubbish, and sell the corpse to Dr. Knox
-of 10 Surgeon Square at £7,10s., a sum which seemed
-for the moment a small fortune. Then the notion occurred
-to him or his associate, Hare, how easy to press
-the life out of some of the waifs and strays that floated
-about the Grassmarket and its adjacent quarters, the
-very lowest in Edinburgh! These were here to-day
-<span class='pageno' title='86' id='Page_86'></span>
-and gone to-morrow, and if they never turned up again
-who was there to ask after them or mourn their loss?
-I shall not tell here the story of “Daft Jamie” and
-handsome Mary Paterson and the other victims, or of
-how the murderers were discovered, how Hare turned
-King’s evidence, how Burke was convicted, whilst his
-associate, Helen Macdougal, escaped. Burke was executed
-amidst impressive and even terrible marks of
-popular indignation, and by a sort of poetic justice,
-which appealed to the popular imagination, he himself
-was dissected.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>For us Dr. Knox is a more interesting and important
-figure. The thing cast a shadow over his brilliant
-career, and at last his life was lost in flats and shallows,
-yet he was one of the most striking figures of his time.
-Though a cruel attack of small-pox in his youth had
-left him blind in the left eye, and plain to the verge,
-or over the verge, of ugliness, he was a special favourite
-with women, by his talk, by his manner, by you
-know not what. According to Shakespeare, Richard
-Crookback, a more evil man, surely, in every way,
-had the same fatal gift. Knox was widely read and
-of wide culture. In a city of brilliant talkers he was,
-so his biographer would have us believe, among the
-very best, nay, he ranks him equal or superior to De
-Quincey. We are told that he was so tender-hearted
-that he hated to think of experiments on living animals;
-he did not believe that any real advantage was
-to be gained therefrom. He certainly was possessed
-of true enthusiasm for science; he was by no means
-a rich man, yet he spent £300 on a whale which he
-dissected, and whose skeleton he secured for the
-<span class='pageno' title='87' id='Page_87'></span>
-museum. It was only an amiable weakness that he was
-very careful in his dress and person. His friend, Dr.
-Macdonald, afterwards professor of natural history
-at St. Andrews, calling upon him one day, found him
-with his sister Mary. She had a pair of curling-tongs
-in her hand, with which she was touching up her brother’s
-rather scanty locks. “Ah, ah! I see,” said Macdonald,
-“the modern Apollo attired by the Graces.”
-Knox was not unduly disturbed by remarks of this
-sort. Monro’s pupils considered themselves in the
-opposite camp. One of them wagered that he would
-put the anatomist out of countenance. He set himself
-right before him in the street: “Well, by Jove, Dr.
-Knox, you are the ugliest fellow I ever saw in my life!”
-Knox quietly patted the impudent student on the
-shoulder: “Ah! then you cannot have seen my brother
-Fred!” As it happened, Fred was much the handsomer
-of the two, but he had been rather a thorn in the side
-of the anatomist, who had shown him much kindness,
-and maybe Knox was not ill pleased at the chance
-to give him a sly dig. His own students doted on him,
-they called him Robert for short. “Yes,” said an
-enemy, “Robert le Diable”; as such the people regarded
-him. How he escaped death, or at least bodily
-injury, is a little curious; even the students were affrighted
-at the yells and howls of the mob outside his
-evening classroom. The lecturer pointed out that he
-had never missed a single lecture, and that he was not
-afraid. Once the rabble burned his effigy and attacked
-his house. Knox escaped to his friend, Dr. Adams, in
-St. Patrick Square. He was asked how he dare venture
-out. He said he preferred to meet his fate, whatever
-<span class='pageno' title='88' id='Page_88'></span>
-it was, outside than die like a rat in a hole, then he
-threw open the military cloak that he wore and revealed
-a sword, pistols, and a Highland dirk. The brutes
-might kill him, but he would account for at least twenty
-of them first. All sorts of legends were told about him.
-He had many Kaffir skulls in his museum, and he was
-alleged to have explained: “Why, sir, there was no difficulty
-in Kaffraria. I had but to walk out of my tent and
-shoot as many as I wanted for scientific and ethnological
-purposes.” Knox <span class='it'>had</span> experiences in South Africa,
-but they were not of this kind. In chap books and
-popular ditties his name ever went with the West Port
-murderers—a verse may be given:</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Burke an’ Hare</p>
-<p class='line0'>Fell doun the stair</p>
-<p class='line0'>Wi’ a leddy in a box</p>
-<p class='line0'>Gaun tae Doctor Knox.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='noindent'>Once when walking in the Meadows with Dr. Adams,
-Knox gave a penny and said some pleasant words to
-a pretty little girl of six who was playing there. “Would
-she come and live with him,” he said jestingly, “if he
-gave her a penny every day?” The child shook her head.
-“No; you’d maybe sell me to Dr. Knox.” His biographer
-affirms he was more affected by this childish
-thrust than by all the hostility of the mob. He could
-give a shrewd thrust himself, however. Dr. John Reid,
-the physiologist, had dissected two sharks, in which
-he could discover no sign of a brain; he was much perplexed.
-“How on earth could the animals live without
-it?” said he to Knox. “Not the least extraordinary,”
-was the answer. “If you go over to the Parliament
-House any morning you will see a great number of
-<span class='pageno' title='89' id='Page_89'></span>
-live sharks walking about without any brains whatever.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'><a id='pg88'></a></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i110.jpg' alt='Portrait of Dr. Archibald Pitcairn' id='iid-0010' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>DR. ARCHIBALD PITCAIRN</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From an Engraving after Sir John Medina</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I have gone somewhat out of my way to complete
-the story of the resurrectionist times. I return to an
-earlier period with a note on the Royal Infirmary.
-The great evil of the body-snatching incidents was
-that it brought into disrepute and odium the profession
-towards which the public felt kindly and to which
-they have been so greatly indebted for unpaid, unselfish,
-and devoted service. During nearly two hundred
-years the great Edinburgh hospital known as
-“The Royal Infirmary” has borne witness to the
-labours in the public cause of the Edinburgh doctors.
-The story of its inception is creditable to the whole
-community. It was opened in 1729 on a very humble
-scale in a small house. A charter was granted by
-George <span style='font-size:smaller'>II.</span> in 1736, and on the 2nd August 1738 the
-foundation-stone of a great building was laid to the east
-of the college near the old High School. The whole
-nation helped: the proprietors of stone quarries sent
-stone and lime; timber merchants supplied wood; the
-farmers carried materials; even day labourers gave the
-contribution of their labour, all free of charge. Ladies
-collected money in assemblies, and from every part
-of the world help was obtained from Scotsmen settled
-in foreign parts. Such is the old Royal Infirmary.
-When it was unable further to supply the wants of
-an ever-increasing population and the requirements
-of modern science, the new Royal Infirmary was
-founded in October 1870 and opened in October 1879
-on the grounds of George Watson’s Hospital, which
-had been acquired for the purpose. The place is the
-<span class='pageno' title='90' id='Page_90'></span>
-western side of the Meadow Walk, and the same devoted
-service to the cause of humanity has now been
-given for more than thirty years in those newer walls.
-But for the present we are concerned with incidents
-in the lives of old eighteenth-century doctors. Dr.
-Archibald Pitcairne (1652-1713), scholar and Jacobite,
-perhaps better known as that than as a physician,
-was a well-known figure. He was buried in Greyfriars’
-Churchyard under a rectangular slab with four
-pillars, on which there was an inscription by the
-learned Ruddiman, himself a Jacobite scholar and
-much in sympathy with the deceased. Pitcairne, like
-the rest of Edinburgh, set great store on his wine;
-with an almost sublime confidence he collected certain
-precious bottles and decreed in his will that
-these should not be uncorked until the King should
-enjoy his own again, but when the nineteenth century
-dawned it seemed hardly worth while to wait
-any longer. Pious souls were found to restore the
-tomb which, like so many other tombs in Greyfriars,
-alas! had fallen into decay and disorder. They were
-rewarded in a way which was surely after the master’s
-own heart. The 25th of December 1800 was the anniversary
-of the doctor’s birth. The consent of Lady
-Anne Erskine, his granddaughter, having been obtained,
-the bottles were solemnly uncorked, and they
-were found to contain Malmsey in excellent preservation.
-Each contributor to the restoration received
-a large glass quaintly called a jeroboam. This, you
-do not doubt, they quaffed with solemn satisfaction
-in memory of the deceased.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Pitcairne was far from “sound,” according to the
-<span class='pageno' title='91' id='Page_91'></span>
-standard of the time; he was deist or perhaps even
-atheist, it was opined, and one was as bad as the other,
-but he must have his joke at whatever price. At a sale
-of books a copy of Holy Writ could find no purchaser.
-“Was it not written,” sniggered Pitcairne, “<span class='it'>Verbum
-Deimanetin æternum</span>?” The crowd had Latin enough
-to see the point. There was a mighty pother, strong
-remarks were freely interchanged, an action for defamation
-was the result, but it was compromised. I
-tell elsewhere of a trick played by Pitcairne on the
-tryers. Dr. Black, of the police establishment, played
-one even more mischievous on Archibald Campbell,
-the city officer. Black had a shop in the High
-Street, the taxes on which were much in arrear, and
-the irascible Highlander threatened to seize his “cattinary
-(ipecacuanha) pottles.” Black connected the
-handle of his door with an electric battery and awaited
-developments. First came a clerk, who got nothing
-more than a good fright. He appeared before his master,
-who asked him what he meant by being “trunk
-like a peast” at that time of day? He set off for the
-doctor’s himself, but when he seized the door handle
-he received a shock that sent him reeling into the gutter.
-“Ah,” said one of the bystanders, who no doubt
-was in the secret, “you sometimes accuse me of liking
-a <span class='it'>glass</span>, but I think the doctor has given you a
-<span class='it'>tumbler</span>!” “No, sir,” cried Archie as soon as he had
-recovered his speech. “He shot me through the
-shoulder with a horse-pistol. I heard the report by
-—— Laddie, do you see any plood?” An attempt
-was made to communicate with the doctor next day
-through the clerk, but the latter promptly refused.
-<span class='pageno' title='92' id='Page_92'></span>
-“You and the doctor may paith go to the tevil; do
-you want me to be murdered, sir?”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Practical joking of the most pronounced description
-was much in favour in old Edinburgh. One
-Dempster, a jeweller in the Parliament Close, after a
-bout of hard drinking, was minded to cut his throat.
-A friend, described by Kay as “a gentleman of very
-convivial habits,” remarked in jest that he would save
-him the trouble, and proceeded to stick a knife into
-him. It was at once seen that the joke—and the knife—if
-anything, had been pushed too far, and John Bennet,
-surgeon, was summoned in desperate haste; his
-treatment was so satisfactory that the wound was
-cured and the matter hushed up. The delighted
-Hamilton, relieved from dismal visions of the Tolbooth
-and worse, “presented Mr. Bennet with an
-elegant chariot,” and from this time he was a made
-man. <span class='it'>His</span> ideas of humour were also a little peculiar.
-In payment of a bet he gave a dinner at Leith at which,
-as usual, everybody drank a great deal too much.
-They were to finish up the evening at the theatre, and
-there they were driven in mourning coaches at a funereal
-pace. All this you may consider mere tomfoolery,
-mad pranks of ridiculous schoolboys, but Bennet was
-a grave and reputable citizen; he was President of the
-Royal College of Surgeons in 1803, and died in 1805,
-and in the stories that I tell of him and others you
-have for good or ill eighteenth-century Edinburgh.
-He was a very thin man. He once asked a tailor if
-he could measure him for a suit of small clothes? “Oh,”
-said the man of shears, “hold up your stick, it will
-serve the purpose well enough.” You can only conjecture
-<span class='pageno' title='93' id='Page_93'></span>
-whether the order was in fact given, for there
-the chronicle stops short. There are certain “large
-and comfortable words” in the <span class='it'>Rhyming Epistle to a
-Tailor</span> that would have served excellent well for a
-reply. Bennet had not the wit of Burns, and <span class='it'>his</span> reply
-is not preserved. You believe, however, it did not lack
-strength.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'><a id='pg92'></a></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i115.jpg' alt='Portrait of Dr. Alexander Wood' id='iid-0011' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>DR. ALEXANDER WOOD</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From an Engraving after Ailison</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>One of the best known surgeons of old Edinburgh
-was Alexander Wood (1725-1807), whose name still
-survives in a verse of Byron’s. Once he “would a-wooing
-go,” and was asked by his proposed father-in-law
-as to his means. He drew out his lancet case: “We
-have nothing but this,” he said frankly. He got the
-lady, however. Sir James Stirling, the Provost, was
-unpopular on account of his opposition to a scheme
-for the reform of the Royal boroughs of Scotland.
-He was so like Wood that the one was not seldom
-mistaken for the other, and a tragedy of errors was
-well-nigh acted. An angry mob, under the mistaken
-impression that they had their Lord Provost, were
-dragging Wood to the edge of the North Bridge with
-the loudly expressed intention of throwing him over,
-but when he yelled above the din, “I’m lang Sandy
-Wood; tak’ me to a lamp and ye’ll see,” the crowd dissolved
-in shouts of laughter.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>When the great Mrs. Siddons was at the theatre
-it was a point of fashion with ladies to faint by the
-score. Wood’s services were much in requisition, a
-good deal to his disgust. “This is glorious acting,”
-said some one to him. “Yes, and a d—d deal o’t too,”
-growled Sandy, as he sweated from one unconscious
-fair to the other. Almost as well known as Sandy
-<span class='pageno' title='94' id='Page_94'></span>
-were his favourite sheep Willie and a raven, which
-followed him about whenever they could.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The most conspicuous figure of the eighteenth-century
-Edinburgh doctors was William Cullen (1710-1790),
-who in 1756 was made Professor of Chemistry in
-the University. One charming thing about those
-Edinburgh doctors is their breadth of culture: Cullen
-had the pleasure of reading <span class='it'>Don Quixote</span> in the original.
-When Dugald Stewart was a lad he fell ill, and
-was attended by Cullen, who recommended the great
-Spaniard to the ingenious youth. Doctor and patient
-had many a long talk over favourite passages. Dr.
-John Brown, afterwards author of the Brunonian system
-of medicine, was assistant to Cullen, but they
-quarrelled, and Brown applied for a mastership in the
-High School. Cullen could scarcely trust his ears.
-“Can this be oor Jock?” quoth he.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Plain speaking was a note of those old Edinburgh
-medicals. Dr. John Clark was called in to consult
-as to the state of Lord Provost Drummond, who
-was ill of a fever. Bleeding seemed his only chance,
-but they thought him doomed, and it seemed useless
-to torture him. “None of your idle pity,” said
-Clark, “but stick the lancet into him. I am sure he
-would be of that opinion were he able to decide upon
-his case.” Drummond survived because, or in spite,
-of the operation. Lord Huntington died suddenly on
-the bench after having delivered an opinion. Clark
-was hurried in from the Parliament Close. “The man
-is as dead as a herring,” said he brutally. Every one
-was shocked, for even in old Edinburgh plain speaking
-had its limits. He might have taken a lesson from
-<span class='pageno' title='95' id='Page_95'></span>
-queer old Monboddo, who said to Dr. Gregory, “I
-know it is not in the power of man to cure me; all I
-wish is euthanasia, viz. a happy death.” However, he
-recovered. “Dr. Gregory, you have given me more
-than I asked—a happy life.” This was the younger
-Gregory (1753-1821), Professor of Medicine in the
-University, as his father had been earlier. He was an
-eminent medical man, but a great deal more; his quick
-temper, his caustic wit, his gift of style, made him a dangerous
-opponent. The public laughed with him whether
-he was right or wrong. His <span class='it'>History of the Western
-Islands and Highlands of Scotland</span> showed that
-he had other than medical interests. In 1793, when the
-Royal Edinburgh volunteers were formed, he became
-one of them, and he disturbed the temper of Sergeant
-Gould, who said, “He might be a good physician, but
-he was a very awkward soldier.” He asked too many
-questions. “Sir,” said the instructor, “you are here to
-obey orders and not to ask reasons; there is nothing
-in the King’s orders about reasons,” and again, “Hold
-your tongue, sir. I would rather drill ten clowns than
-one philosopher.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>He who professes universal knowledge is not in
-favour with the specialist. Gregory visited Matthew
-Baillie in London, and the two eminent medicos were
-in after talk not entirely laudatory of one another.
-“Baillie,” said Gregory, “knows nothing but physic.”
-“Gregory,” said the other, “seems to me to know everything
-but physic.” This Matthew Baillie (1761-1823)
-was a well-known physician of his time who had done
-well in Edinburgh and gone south to do better still.
-He worked sixteen hours a day, and no wonder he
-<span class='pageno' title='96' id='Page_96'></span>
-was sometimes a little irritable. A fashionable lady
-once troubled him with a long account of imaginary
-ills, he managed to escape, but was recalled by an urgent
-message: “Might she eat some oysters on her
-return from the opera?” “Yes, ma’m,” said Baillie,
-“shells and all.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Robert Liston (1794-1847) began as Barclay’s assistant.
-Like other eminent surgeons stories are told
-of his presence of mind and fertility of resource during
-an operation. In an amputation of the thigh by Russell,
-Professor of Clinical Surgery at the University, an
-artery bled profusely. From its position it could not
-be tied up or even got at. Liston, with the amputating
-knife, chipped off a piece of wood from the operating
-table, formed it into a cone, and inserted it so as
-at once to stop the bleeding and so save the patient.
-In 1818 Liston left Barclay and lectured with James
-Syme (1799-1870) as his assistant, but in 1822 Syme
-withdrew and commenced to lecture for himself. His
-old master was jealous. “Don’t support quackery and
-humbug,” he wrote as late as 1830 in the subscription
-book of his rival’s hospital. However, the two made
-it up before the end. This is not the place to speak
-of the skill of one of the greatest surgeons of his time;
-it was emphatically said of him “he never wasted a
-word, nor a drop of ink, nor a drop of blood.”</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i120.jpg' alt='Portrait of PROFESSOR JAMES SYME' id='iid-0012' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>PROFESSOR JAMES SYME</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From a Drawing in the Scottish National Portrait Gallery</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A contemporary of Syme was Sir William Fergusson
-(1808-1877). He was one of that brilliant Edinburgh
-band who did so well in London; he began as a
-demonstrator to Knox. In London he became President
-of the Royal College of Surgeons, and the best
-known stories are of his later period. The speed and
-<span class='pageno' title='97' id='Page_97'></span>
-certainty of his work were remarkable. “Look out
-sharp,” said a student, “for if you only even wink, you’ll
-miss the operation altogether.” Once when operating
-on a large deep-seated tumour in the neck, a severed
-artery gave forth an enormous quantity of blood; an
-assistant stopped the wound with his finger. “Just
-get your finger out of the way, and let’s see what it
-is,” and quick as lightning he had the artery tied up.
-There must have been something magical in the very
-touch of those great operators. A man afflicted with
-a tumour was perplexed as to the operation and the
-operator. But as he himself said: “When Fergusson
-put his hand upon me to examine my jaw, I felt that
-he was the man who should do the operation for me,
-the contrast between his examination and that of the
-others was so great.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A little earlier than these last were the famous family
-of Bells. Sir Charles Bell (1774-1842) is rather of
-London than of Edinburgh, though to him is ascribed
-the saying that “London is the place to live in, but
-not to die in.” John Bell (1763-1820), his brother, was
-an Edinburgh surgeon of note, and a famous lecturer
-on surgery and anatomy. He had a violent controversy
-with Professor James Gregory, who attacked
-him in a <span class='it'>Review of the Writings of John Bell</span> by Jonathan
-Dawplucker. This malignant document was
-stuck up like a playbill on the door of the lecture
-room, on the gates of the college, and of the infirmary,
-where he operated; in short, everywhere, for such were
-the genial methods of Edinburgh controversy. Bell
-was much occupied and had large fees for his operations.
-A rich country laird once gave him a cheque
-<span class='pageno' title='98' id='Page_98'></span>
-for £50, which the surgeon thought much below his
-deserts. As the butler opened the door for him, he said
-to that functionary: “You have had considerable trouble
-opening the door for me, here is a trifle for you,”
-and he tossed him the bill. The laird took the hint
-and immediately forwarded a cheque for £150. It is
-worth while to note that Joseph Bell (1837-1911), who
-sprang from the same family, has a place in literary
-fiction as the original Sherlock Holmes.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The great name among modern Edinburgh doctors
-is clearly that of Sir James Young Simpson (1811-1870),
-an accomplished scholar and antiquarian, as
-well as the discoverer of chloroform. His activity was
-incessant. An apology was made to him because he
-had been kept waiting for a ferry-boat. “Oh dear, no,”
-said he, “I was all the time busy chloroforming the
-eels in the pool.” His pietistic tendencies by no means
-quenched his sense of humour. Parting from a young
-doctor who had started a carriage, “I have just been
-telling him I will pray for his humility.” Some one
-propounded the not original view that the Bible and
-Shakespeare were the greatest books in the world.
-“Ah,” said he, “the Bible and Shakespeare—and Oliver
-and Boyd’s Edinburgh Almanac,” this last huge
-collection of facts he no doubt judged indispensable
-for the citizen. The final and solemn trial of chloroform
-was made on the 28th November 1837. Simpson,
-Keith, and Duncan experimented on themselves.
-Simpson went off, and was roused by the snores of Dr.
-Duncan and the convulsive movements of Dr. Keith.
-“He saw that the great discovery had been made, and
-that his long labours had come to a successful end.”
-<span class='pageno' title='99' id='Page_99'></span>
-Some extreme clergymen protested. “It enabled women,”
-one urged, “to escape part of the primeval curse;
-it was a scandalous interference with the laws of Providence.”
-Simpson went on with his experiments.
-Once he became insensible under the influence of
-some drug. As he came to himself, he heard his butler,
-Clarke, shouting in anger and concern: “He’ll kill himself
-yet wi’ thae experiments, an’ he’s a big fule, for
-they’ll never find onything better than clory.” On another
-occasion, Simpson and some friends were taking
-chloral ether in aerated water. Clarke was much interested
-in the “new champagne chlory”; he took what
-was left downstairs and administered it to the cook,
-who presently became insensible. The butler in great
-alarm burst in upon the assembled men of science:
-“For God’s sake, sir, come doun, I’ve pushioned the
-cook.” Those personal experiments were indeed tricky
-things. Sir Robert Christison (1797-1882) once
-nearly killed himself with Calabar bean. He swallowed
-his shaving water, which acted promptly as an
-emetic, but he was very ill for some time. One of the
-most beautiful things in Simpson’s story was the devotion
-of his own family to him, specially the care of
-his elder brother Alexander. “Oh, Sandie, Sandie,”
-said Simpson again and again to the faithful brother,
-who stood by him even on his death-bed. To the outside
-world he seemed the one Edinburgh figure of
-first importance. A citizen was presented at the Court
-of Denmark to the King of that country. “You come
-from Edinburgh,” said His Majesty. “Ah! Sir Simpson
-was of Edinburgh.”</p>
-
-<div><span class='pageno' title='103' id='Page_103'></span><h1>CHAPTER FIVE<br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>ROYALTY</span></h1></div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A difficulty meets you in making
-Kings the subject of anecdote; the “fierce light” that
-beats about a throne distorts the vision, your anecdote
-is perhaps grave history. Again, a monarch is
-sure to be a centre of many untrustworthy myths.
-What credit is to be placed, for instance, on engaging
-narratives like that of Howieson of Braehead and
-James <span style='font-size:smaller'>V.</span>? Let us do the best we can. Here I pass
-over the legends of Queen Margaret and her son David,
-but one story of the latter I may properly give.
-Fergus, Prince of Galloway, was a timid if not repentant
-rebel. He made friends with Abbot Alwyn of
-Holyrood, who dressed him as a monk and presented
-him with the brethren on the next visit of the King.
-The kiss of peace, words of general pardon for all
-past transgressions, were matters of form, not to be
-omitted, but quite efficacious. Fergus presently revealed
-himself, and everybody accepted the dodge
-as quite legitimate. You recall the trick by which
-William of Normandy got Harold to swear on the
-bones of the saints: the principle evidently was, get
-your oath or your pardon by what dodge you choose,
-but at all costs get it. Alexander, Lord of the Isles,
-played a more seemly part in 1458 when he appeared
-before James <span style='font-size:smaller'>I.</span> at the High Altar at Holyrood, and
-held out in token of submission his naked sword with
-the hilt towards the King. A quaint story is chronicled
-of James <span style='font-size:smaller'>II.</span> As a child he was held in Edinburgh
-Castle by Crichton, the Lord Chancellor. The Queen
-Mother was minded to abduct him; she announced a
-pilgrimage to Whitekirk, a famous shrine or shrines,
-<span class='pageno' title='104' id='Page_104'></span>
-for there was more than one of the name. Now a
-Queen, even on pilgrimage and even in old-time Scotland,
-must have a reasonable quantity of luggage,
-change of dresses, and what not. Thus no particular
-attention was given to a certain small box, though
-the Queen’s servants, you believe, looked after it with
-considerable care. In fact it contained His Majesty
-<span class='it'>in propria persona</span>. By means of a number of air-holes
-practised in the lid he managed to survive the
-journey. It is said his consent was obtained to his
-confinement, but those old Scots were used to carry
-their own lives and the lives of others in their hands,
-and he had little choice. This is the James who ended
-at Roxburgh by the bursting of a cannon. His son
-had peculiar relations with Edinburgh.
-In 1482 he
-gave the city its Golden Charter, exalting its civic
-rulers, and his Queen and her ladies knit with their
-own hands for the craftsmen the banner of the Holy
-Ghost, locally known for centuries as the “Blue Blanket,”
-that famous ensign which it was ridiculously fabled
-the citizens carried with them to the Holy Land.
-At this, or rather against the proud spirit of its owners,
-James <span style='font-size:smaller'>VI.</span> girded in the <span class='it'>Basilicon Doron</span>. It made
-a last public appearance when it waved, a strange anachronism,
-in 1745 from the steeple of St. Giles to
-animate the spirits of the burghers against Prince
-Charles and his Highlanders, then pressing on the
-city. There it hung, limp, bedraggled, a mere hopeless
-rag! How unmeet, incongruous, improper, to use it
-against a Stuart! At any rate it was speedily pulled
-down, and stowed away for ever. James <span style='font-size:smaller'>III.</span> fell at
-Sauchieburn in 1488. It was rumoured he had survived
-<span class='pageno' title='105' id='Page_105'></span>
-the battle and taken refuge on the <span class='it'>Yellow Carvel</span>
-which Sir Andrew Wood, his Admiral, had brought
-to the Forth. The rebel lords sent for Sir Andrew,
-whom the Duke of Rothesay, afterwards James <span style='font-size:smaller'>IV.</span>,
-mistook for his dead parent. “Sir, are you my father?”
-said the boy. “I am not your father, but his faithful
-servant,” answered the brave sailor with angry tears.
-The lords after many questions could make nothing
-of him, so they let him go back to his ship, just in time
-to save the lives of the hostages whom his brothers,
-truculent and impatient, were about to string up at
-the yard-arm.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'><a id='pg104'></a></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i129.jpg' alt='Portrait of Margaret Tudor, Queen of James IV.' id='iid-0013' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>MARGARET TUDOR, QUEEN OF JAMES IV.</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From the Painting by Mabuse</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The reign of James <span style='font-size:smaller'>IV.</span> is full of picturesque incident.
-There are stories of brilliant tournaments at
-Edinburgh, where he sat on a ledge of the Castle rock
-and presided over the sports of a glittering throng
-gathered from far and near. There are the splendid
-records of his marriage with Margaret, Henry <span style='font-size:smaller'>VII.</span>’s
-daughter, the marriage that a hundred years afterwards
-was to unite the Crowns, the marriage whose
-fateful import even then was clearly discerned; and
-there is the tragic close at Flodden, of which, in the
-scanty remnants of the Flodden Wall, Edinburgh
-still bears the tangible memorials.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I prefer to note here quainter and humbler memorials.
-James had a curious, if fitful, interest in art
-and letters. The picturesque Pitscottie boldly affirms
-him “ane singular guid chirurgione.” In the book of
-the royal expenses we have some curious entries. A
-fine pair of teeth had an unholy attraction for him.
-He would have them out, on any or no pretext. “Item,
-ane fellow because the King pullit furtht his teith,
-<span class='pageno' title='106' id='Page_106'></span>
-xviii shillings.” “Item, to Kynnard, ye barbour, for twa
-teith drawn furtht of his hed be the King, xviii sh.”
-History does not record what the “fellow” or the
-“barbour” said on the subject, or whether they were
-contented with the valuation of their grinders, which
-was far from excessive since the computation is in
-Scots money, wherein a shilling only equalled an
-English penny. The barber, moreover, according to
-the practice of the time, was a rival artist, but—speculation
-is vain; though it will be observed that instead
-of the patients feeing the Royal physician, they were
-themselves feed to submit to treatment. This same
-Lindsay of Pitscottie is also our authority for another
-story to the full as quaint. James desired to know the
-original language of mankind. He procured him two
-children—human waifs and strays were plentiful in
-old Scotland; provided them with a dumb woman for
-nurse, and plumped the three down on Inchkeith, that
-tiny islet in the Forth a little way out from Leith.
-Our chronicler is dubious as to the result. “Some say
-they spak guid Hebrew, but I know not by authoris
-rehearse.” The “guid Hebrew,” if it ever existed, died
-with them. Nor is there any trace of a Scots Yiddish,
-a compound whereof you shudder at the bare conception.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Under James <span style='font-size:smaller'>V.</span> we have the popular legend of
-Howieson already referred to. James, or all tradition
-errs, was given to wandering in disguise through his
-kingdom to see how his subjects fared or to seek love
-adventures, or perhaps for both. The King of the
-Commons, as his folk called him, took things as they
-came and life as he found it. The story goes that he
-<span class='pageno' title='107' id='Page_107'></span>
-was courting some rustic damsel in Cramond village
-when he was set upon by a band of enraged rivals or
-relatives. He defended himself on the narrow bridge
-that then crossed the Almond, but spite his efficient
-swordplay was like to get the worst of it when a rustic,
-one Jock Howieson, who was working near at hand,
-came to his aid and laid about him so lustily with his
-flail that the assailants fled. There was some talk of
-a reward, and Jock confessed that his dearest wish
-was to own the land which he tilled. The stranger,
-without revealing his identity, or, rather, concealing it
-under the title of the Gudeman of Ballengiech (the
-traditional name adopted by James in his wanderings
-and derived from a road or pass at Stirling Castle),
-made an appointment with his preserver at Holyrood
-Palace. Jock turned up in due course, and was promised
-an interview with the King, whom he would recognise
-as the only man with his bonnet on. Jock,
-with rustic humour, replied that either he himself or
-his friend must be the King since they were the only
-two that were covered. A grant of the land, which conveniently
-turned out to be Crown property, speedily
-followed on the condition that when the King came
-that way Jock or his descendant should present him
-with a vessel of water wherein to wash his hands. “Accordingly
-in the year 1822 when George <span style='font-size:smaller'>IV.</span> came to
-Scotland the descendant of John Howieson of Braehead,
-who still possesses the estate, which was given
-to his ancestor, appeared at a solemn festival and
-offered His Majesty water from a silver ewer that he
-might perform the service by which he held his lands.”
-Thus Sir Walter Scott in the <span class='it'>Tales of a Grandfather</span>.
-<span class='pageno' title='108' id='Page_108'></span>
-It seems that in 1822 the proprietor was William
-Howieson Crawford, Esq. of Braehead and Crawfordland.
-One fancies that the good Sir Walter jogged, if
-one may say so, Mr. Crawford’s memory, and possibly
-arranged both “the solemn festival” and “the silver
-ewer.” This entertaining legend has not escaped—how
-could it?—sceptical modern critics. It is shown
-that not for centuries after James did the story take coherent
-shape, and that as handed down it can scarce
-have happened. What can you say but that in some
-form or other it may have had a foundation in fact?
-That if it is not possible conclusively to prove, neither
-is it possible clearly to disprove, and finally it is at
-least <span class='it'>ben trovato</span>.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>In setting down one or two anecdotes of James <span style='font-size:smaller'>V.</span>’s
-Queens I am on surer ground. In 1537, James was
-married to Magdalen, daughter of Francis <span style='font-size:smaller'>I.</span>, in the
-Cathedral of Notre-Dame in Paris. They reached
-Scotland on the 27th of May. As the Queen landed
-she knelt down and kissed the soil, a pretty way of
-adopting her new fatherland that touched those hard
-Scots as it still touches us, but on the 10th of July
-the poor child, she was not complete seventeen, was
-lying dead at Holyrood. It was a cold spring: the
-Castle was high and bleak, Holyrood was damp and
-low. She was a fragile plant and she withered and
-faded away, for us the most elusive and shadowy of
-memories, yet still with a touch of old-world sweetness.
-All the land grieved for that perished blossom.
-It was the first general mourning known in Scotland,
-and there was in due time “the meed of some melodious
-tear” from George Buchanan and David Lindsay.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i134.jpg' alt='Portrait of Mary of Guise, Queen of James V.' id='iid-0014' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>MARY OF GUISE, QUEEN OF JAMES V.</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From an old Engraving</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='109' id='Page_109'></span>
-Before a year had passed away, to wit, in June 1538,
-James had brought another mate to Scotland, a very
-different character, known in our history as Mary
-of Guise, the famous mother of a still more famous
-daughter, Mary Queen of Scots. James <span style='font-size:smaller'>V.</span>’s widow was
-Queen Regent during most of the minority of her
-child, and she held her own with unfailing courage and
-ability. If she tricked and dodged she was like everybody
-else. In that bitter fight neither Catholic nor
-Protestant were over-scrupulous; she was on the unpopular
-and finally on the losing side, but she fought
-as steadfastly and stoutly for what gods she had as
-Knox himself, and she was not one of the royal authors.
-Her story is told for us mainly by her enemies,
-and chief of all by John Knox, the most deadly among
-them.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>In 1556 he addressed a letter to her, by desire of the
-Congregation, exhorting her to renounce the errors
-of Rome; she handed this to Beaton, Bishop of Glasgow.
-“Please you, my Lord, to read a pasquil.” Knox, a
-humorist himself, was peculiarly sensitive to scornful
-irony, and of that two of his contemporaries had a
-peculiar gift, the Queen Regent, Mary of Guise, and the
-Secretary, Maitland of Lethington. He never forgot
-nor forgave these thrusts, and he cordially hated both.
-This does not justify his vicious and one-sided account
-of the death-bed of this Royal lady in 1560: “God,
-for his greit mercyis saik, red us frome the rest of the
-Guysiane blude. Amen. Amen.” Such were the folk of
-the time. In 1560 the Congregation made an attack
-on Leith, which was held by the French. They failed:
-the French, Knox tells us, stripped the slain and laid
-<span class='pageno' title='110' id='Page_110'></span>
-them along the wall. When the Regent looked across
-the valley at this strange decoration she could not
-contain herself for joy, and said, “Yonder are the fairest
-tapestrie that ever I saw. I wald that the haill
-feyldis that is betwix this place and yon war strowit
-with the same stuffe.” I am quite ready to believe this
-story. On both sides death did not extinguish hatred,
-not even then was the enemy safe from insult. Does
-not Knox himself tell us with entire approval how his
-party refused the dead Regent the rights of her church,
-and how the body was “lappit in a cope of lead and
-keipit in the Castell” for long weary months till it
-could be sent to France, where the poor ashes were at
-length laid to rest in due form?</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Whatever the creed of either side, both in practice
-firmly held that Providence was on the side of big
-battalions. Almost of necessity the Regent was continually
-scheming for troops and possession of castles
-and so forth. Some quaint anecdotes are told of her
-dealings with Archibald, sixth Earl of Angus, grandson
-of old “Bell the Cat,” and gifted like him with
-power of emphatic utterance. Angus had married, in
-1514, Margaret, the widow of James <span style='font-size:smaller'>IV.</span> For some time
-he was supreme in Scotland and was at the lowest a
-person to be reckoned with. In his passages of wit
-with the Regent she comes off second best, but then
-again the account is by Hume of Godscroft, historian
-and partisan of the house of Douglas. The time had not
-yet come for Kings to subsidise letters. Once Mary
-told Angus that she proposed to create the Earl of
-Huntly, his rival, a duke. “By the might of God”—his
-oath when angry—“then I will be a drake.” He
-<span class='pageno' title='111' id='Page_111'></span>
-was punning on duke, which is Scots for duck, and
-meant to say that he would still be the greater, though
-possibly the Queen required a surgical operation before
-she understood. Once he came to pay his compliments
-to her in Edinburgh at the head of a thousand
-horsemen. She angrily reproved him for breach
-of the proclamation against noblemen being so attended;
-but Angus had his answer ready. “The
-knaves will follow me. Gladly would I be rid of them,
-for they devour all my beef and my bread, and much,
-Madam, should I be beholden to you, if you could
-tell me how to get quit of them.” Again, when she unfolded
-to him a plan for a standing army, he promptly
-said, “We will fight ourselves better than any hired
-fellows,” she could hardly reply that it was against
-disturbing forces like his own that she longed for a
-defence. She proposed to garrison Tantallon, that
-strong fortress of the Douglas which still rises, mere
-shell though it be, in impressive ruin on the Lothian
-coast opposite the Bass Rock. Angus had his goshawk
-on his wrist, and was feeding it as he talked with
-the Queen, and one notes that it seemed quite proper
-for nobles to go about so accompanied. He made as if
-he addressed the bird, “Greedy gled, greedy gled, thou
-hast too much already, and yet desirest more”: the
-Queen chose not to take the obvious hint, but persisted.
-Angus boldly faced the question. “Why not,
-Madam? Ah yes, all is yours, but, Madam, I must
-be captain of your muster and keeper of Tantallon.”
-Not that these epigrams altered the situation, rather
-they expressed it. Even in the hostile narrative your
-sympathies are sometimes on the side of Mary of
-<span class='pageno' title='112' id='Page_112'></span>
-Guise. In 1558 a calf with two heads was shown to
-her, apparently as a portent of calamity, like the <span class='it'>bos
-locutus est</span> of Livy, but what it exactly meant no one
-could say. “She scripped and said it was but a common
-thing,” in which, at any rate, she has the entire
-approval of the modern world.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i139.jpg' alt='Portrait of Mary, Queen of Scots' id='iid-0015' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>MARY, QUEEN OF SCOTS</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From the Morton Portrait</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Her daughter Mary gave Edinburgh the most exciting,
-romantic, interesting, and important time in
-the city’s annals. It was scarcely six years in all (19th
-August 1561-16th June 1567), but those were crowded
-years: the comparatively gay time at first; the
-marriage with Darnley; the assassination of Rizzio;
-the murder of Darnley; her seizure by Bothwell; her
-marriage to Bothwell; the surrender of Carberry,
-with her departure for Loch Leven. I scarce know
-what to select. On 15th April 1562 Randolph writes:
-“The Queen readeth daily after her dinner, instructed
-by a learned man, Mr. George Buchanan, somewhat
-of Livy.” You wish it had been Virgil, because you are
-sure scholar and pupil had tried the <span class='it'>Sortes Virgilianæ</span>
-with results even more pregnant than happed to
-Mary’s grandson Charles <span style='font-size:smaller'>I.</span>, at Oxford, in the time of
-the civil wars, and the mere mention of George Buchanan
-is fateful. He, at any rate, was an earnest and
-high-minded man, and he employed all the grace of
-his Latin muse to say delightful things about her on
-more than one occasion, and he had, in after years,
-every term of invective to hurl at her also in Latin,
-but prose this time, and he felt himself justified in
-both. The modern point of view which would find
-her almost certainly guilty of being an accessary before
-the fact to the slaughter of Darnley, that would
-<span class='pageno' title='113' id='Page_113'></span>
-also find that the circumstances were so peculiar, that
-she was by no means altogether blameworthy, was
-not the conception of her own day. She was guilty,
-and therefore a monster of wickedness; or she was
-innocent, and therefore a martyr: those are the sharply
-opposed views. It was not an age of compromise
-or judicial balance. Take another incident. Rizzio’s
-murder was on 9th March 1566. Immediately after
-she won over Darnley, mixed up with the affair as he
-had been. The pair escaped from Holyrood in the
-midnight hours, through the burial vaults and tombs
-of the palace. Darnley made some sudden and half-involuntary
-reference to the freshly-turned grave of
-Rizzio that lay right in their path. Mary gripped his
-arm and vowed, in what must have been a terrible
-whisper, that ere a year had passed “a fatter than he
-should lie as low.” Kirk-o’-field was on 10th February
-1567.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I prefer here to deal with trivialities, not tragedies.
-How curiously from the first she occupied the thoughts
-of men: ere she was a month old grave statesmen were
-busy match-making! In 1558 she married the Dauphin,
-afterwards Francis <span style='font-size:smaller'>II.</span> When the news came to
-Edinburgh it was felt that some celebration was necessary.
-“Mons Meg was raised forth from her lair”
-and fired once. The bullet was found on Wardie Muir,
-two miles off, and bought back by a careful Government
-to serve another occasion. We are told the cost
-of the whole affair was ten shillings and eight pence, no
-doubt Scots currency, and without any doubt at all
-the most frugal merry-making in history. I will relate
-this other comic interlude of the night of her arrival at
-<span class='pageno' title='114' id='Page_114'></span>
-Holyrood. Knox tells the story of her landing with his
-never-failing graphic force: the thick and dark mist
-that covered the earth, a portent of the evil days to
-come, “the fyres of joy” that blazed through it all,
-“and a company of the most honest with instruments
-of musick and with musitians gave their salutationis
-at hir chamber wyndo. The melody (as she alledged)
-lyked hir weill and she willed the same to be contineued
-some nightis after.” Knox is a little doubtful as
-to the sincerity of her thanks. Brantôme was of the
-Queen’s company, and the gay Frenchman gives us
-a very different account of the proceedings. “There
-came under her window five or six hundred rascals of
-that town, who gave her a concert of the vilest fiddles
-and little rebecs, which are as bad as they can be in
-that country, and accompanied them with singing
-Psalms, but so miserably out of time and concert that
-nothing could be worse. Ah, what melody it was!
-What a lullaby for the night!” One of the Queen’s
-Maries remembered and applied a favourite text of
-Montlin, Bishop of Valence, on which they had heard
-more than one sermon: “Is any merry, let him sing
-Psalms.” If she showed herself a Scot by her Biblical
-quotation, you guess she revealed her French upbringing
-in an infinitely expressive shrug and grimace; but
-for that night even Mary’s spirit was broken. She found
-no place for mirth and could scarce refrain from tears,
-yet she had the courage on that and other mornings
-gracefully to thank the musicians; only she shifted
-her bedroom to the floor above, and slept, you believe,
-none the worse for the change. The drop in material
-comfort, not to speak of anything else, must have been
-<span class='pageno' title='115' id='Page_115'></span>
-enormous, from gay, wealthy, joyous France to this
-austere, poverty-stricken land and people. Did not
-some mad scheme for instant return move through
-her brain? No, for after all she was a Queen and a
-Stuart, and it is mere commonplace to say that she
-never failed to confront her fate.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It were easy and useless to dwell on the glaring
-contrasts in character between Mary and her son
-James, between the most tragically unfortunate and
-the most prosaically fortunate of the Stuarts. Such
-contrasts between the character and fate of parent and
-child are not uncommon in daily life. The first day of
-James on earth was memorable for the dramatic meeting
-of his father and mother. He was born in Edinburgh
-Castle, in the little room that is shown you there,
-between nine and ten on the morning of Wednesday,
-19th June 1566. About two in the afternoon Darnley
-came to see his child. Like everybody else in Edinburgh,
-he had known of the event for hours, since a few
-minutes after the birth heavy guns, almost at Mary’s
-bedside and without a word of protest from the courageous
-woman, had roared out their signal to the capital
-that well-nigh went mad on the instant with joy and
-pride. The nurse put the child into Darnley’s arms.
-“My Lord,” said Mary simply and solemnly, “God has
-given you and me a son.” Then she turned to Sir William
-Stanley: “This is the son who I hope shall first unite
-the two kingdoms of Scotland and England.” The
-Englishman said something courteous about the prior
-rights of Mary and Darnley, and then Mary wandered
-off into the Rizzio business only three months
-before. What would have happened if they had then
-<span class='pageno' title='116' id='Page_116'></span>
-killed her? You fancy the colour went and came in
-Darnley’s face. “These things are all past,” he muttered.
-“Then,” said the Queen, “let them go.” As
-James grew up he became well-nigh the most eminent
-of royal and noble authors, and that strange mixture
-of erudition, folly, wisdom, and simplicity which marks
-him as one of the oddest characters in history. He
-was great in nicknames and phrases, and the nicknames
-stuck and the phrases are remembered. “Tam
-o’ the Coogate” for the powerful Earl of Haddington;
-“Jock o’ the Sclates” for the Earl of Mar, because
-he, when James’s fellow-pupil, had been entrusted by
-George Buchanan with a slate thereon to note James’s
-little peccadilloes in his tutor’s absence; better than all,
-“Jingling Geordie” for George Heriot the goldsmith.
-What a word picture that gives you of the prosperous
-merchant prince who possibly hinted more than once
-that he could an he would buy up the whole Court!
-That well-known story of ostentatious benevolence
-can hardly be false. George visited James at Holyrood
-and found him over a fire of cedar wood, and the
-King had much to say of the costly fuel; and then
-the other invited him to visit his booth hard by St.
-Giles’, where he was shown a still more costly fire of
-the Royal bonds or promissory notes, as we might
-call them in the language of to-day. We know that
-the relations between the banker and his Royal customer
-were of the very best; and how can we say
-anything but good of Heriot when we think of that
-splendid and beautiful foundation that to-day holds
-its own with anything that modern Edinburgh can
-show? As for his colloquial epigrams, there is the
-<span class='pageno' title='117' id='Page_117'></span>
-famous account of David <span style='font-size:smaller'>I.</span> as a “sair sanct” for the
-Crown; his humorous and not altogether false statement,
-when the Presbyterian ministers came to interview
-him, “Set twal chairs, there be twal kings coming”;
-his description—at an earlier date, of course—of
-the service of the Episcopal Church as “an evil
-said mass in English wanting nothing but the liftings”;
-his happy simile apropos of his visit to Scotland
-in 1617 of his “salmon-lyke” instinct—a great
-and natural longing to see “our native soil and place
-of our birth and breeding.” No wonder he got a reputation
-for wisdom! A quaint anecdote dates his
-renown in that regard from a very early period indeed.
-On the day after his birth the General Assembly
-met, and were much concerned as to the religious education
-of the infant. They sent Spottiswoode, “Superintendant
-of Lothian,” to interview the Queen on the
-subject. He urged a Protestant baptism and upbringing
-for the child. Mary gave no certain answer, but
-brought in her son to show to the churchmen, and
-probably also as the means of ending an embarrassing
-interview. Spottiswoode, however, repeated his demand,
-and with pedantic humour asked the infant to
-signify his consent. The child babbled something,
-which one of the hearers at least took for “Amen,” and
-“Master Amen” was the Court-name for Spottiswoode
-ever after.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>James deserved to be called the British Solomon,
-but then how did it happen that the man had such a
-knack of making himself ridiculous? On the night of
-the 23rd July 1593 the madcap Francis Earl of Bothwell
-made one of his wild raids on Holyrood. James
-<span class='pageno' title='118' id='Page_118'></span>
-came out of his chamber in terror and disorder, “with
-his breeks in his hand”; trembling, he implored the invaders
-to do him no harm. “No, my good bairn,” said
-Bothwell with insolence (the King was twenty-seven
-at the time); and as a matter of fact no harm was done
-him. Fate tried the mother of James and the son of
-James far more severely than it ever tried James himself,
-and Mary Stuart and Charles the First managed
-things so ill that each in the end had to lay the head on
-the block, but no one ever spoke to them like that, and
-they never made themselves ridiculous. Mary was never
-less than Queen and Charles was never less than
-King, and each played the last scene so superbly as to
-turn defeat and ruin into victory and honour, and if you
-say it was birth and breeding and the heritage of their
-race how are you to account for the odd figure in between?
-Here is another trivial anecdote. On Tuesday,
-5th April 1603 James set forth southward to take possession
-of his English throne. As Robert Chambers
-points out, here was the most remarkable illustration
-of Dr. Johnson’s remark that the best prospect
-a Scotsman ever saw was the high road to England.
-Not very far from Holyrood stood splendid Seton
-Palace, and as James and his folk drew near they
-crossed another procession. It was the funeral train
-of the first Earl of Winton, who had been an attached
-adherent of James’s mother. One of the Queen’s
-Maries was a Seton, and James, as was right and
-proper, made way and halted till the procession of the
-mightier King Death had passed. He perched himself
-in the meantime on the garden wall, and you think
-of him hunched up there “glowering” at the proceedings.
-<span class='pageno' title='119' id='Page_119'></span>
-On his return to Scotland James spent at Seton
-Palace his second night after crossing the Tweed,
-and it was here he received Drummond of Hawthornden’s
-poem of <span class='it'>Forth Feasting</span>. There was unbounded
-popular rejoicing, though not without an
-occasional discordant note; for the Presbyterian Scot
-was terribly suspicious. It happened that one of the
-royal guards died during the visit. He was buried
-with the service of the English Church, read by a
-surpliced clergyman; there was an unseemly riot,
-and the parson if he escaped hard knocks got the
-hardest of words. He was William Laud, afterwards
-Archbishop of Canterbury. Let me end those stories
-of James with one of a lighter character. I have
-spoken of James’s schoolfellow, the Earl of Mar. He
-was left a widower, his wife Ann Drummond having
-died after giving birth to a son. An Italian magician
-had shown him, as in a glass darkly, the face of his
-second spouse. He identified the figure as that of Lady
-Mary Stuart of the Lennox family, who would have
-none of him; for the Drummond baby would be Earl
-of Mar, whilst hers would only be Mr. Erskine. Jock
-o’ the Sclates was so mortified at the refusal that he
-took to his bed, and seemed like to make a mortal
-though ridiculous exit; but the King came to encourage
-him. “By God, ye shanna dee, Jock, for ony lass
-in a’ the land!” In due course James brought about
-the marriage, which turned out well for all concerned.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The Kings after James had but a very remote and
-chance connection with Edinburgh. There are golfing
-anecdotes of Charles <span style='font-size:smaller'>I.</span> and James <span style='font-size:smaller'>II.</span>, and there is not
-even that about Charles <span style='font-size:smaller'>II.</span> Charles <span style='font-size:smaller'>I.</span> when in Edinburgh
-<span class='pageno' title='120' id='Page_120'></span>
-was fond of the Royal game on the links at Leith,
-then the favourite ground for the sport. It was whilst
-so engaged he heard the news of the massacre in Ireland,
-and not unnaturally he threw down his club and
-hastily quitted the links. The anecdote of James <span style='font-size:smaller'>II.</span> is
-of a more detailed character, for Golfer’s Land, grim
-and battered, still stands in the Canongate. When
-James held court at Holyrood as Duke of York, he
-was given to golfing on the links. He had a match
-with two English noblemen, his fellow-player in the
-foursome being John Patterson, a poor shoemaker in
-the Canongate, but a superb golfer. If you don’t know
-the story, at least you anticipate the result. The Englishmen
-were shamefully beaten, and the stake being
-too small game for Royalty, Patterson netted the proceeds,
-with which he built Golfer’s Land. The learned
-Dr. Pitcairne adorned it with a Latin inscription, and
-all you can say is you hope the legend is true. Another
-story of James tells how one of the soldiers on duty at
-Holyrood, mortal tired or perhaps mortal drunk, was
-found asleep at his post. Grim old Tom Dalzell was
-in charge, and he was not the man to overlook such
-an offence, but marked out the culprit for instant execution.
-The Duke, however, intervened and saved the
-man’s life. I am glad to tell those stories of James, who
-as a rule fares so ill at the hands of the historians.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Although I have said nothing of Charles <span style='font-size:smaller'>II.</span>, his
-statue perhaps deserves a word. It stands in Parliament
-Square, between St. Giles’ and the Parliament
-House. The local authorities were once minded to set
-up the stone image of Cromwell in that same place,
-indeed the stone had been got ready when the Restoration
-<span class='pageno' title='121' id='Page_121'></span>
-changed the current of their thoughts, and after
-an interval of twenty-five years they put up one to
-Charles <span style='font-size:smaller'>II.</span> instead, the only statue that old Edinburgh
-for many a long day possessed.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Kings and Queens came and went for the better part
-of a century, but none of them came to Edinburgh, or
-even to Scotland, for you cannot count the fugitive visit
-of the Old Pretender as anything at all. It was not till
-Prince Charles Edward Stuart made the memorable
-descent on the capital in the ’45 that I can again take
-up the easy thread of my narrative. Here anecdotes
-are abundant, but the most too well known for quotation:
-they tell of the cowardice of the citizens and the
-daring simplicity of the Highlanders. The capture of
-the city was without opposition. A burgher taking a
-walk saw a Highlander astride a gun, and said to him
-that surely he did not belong to the troops that were
-there yesterday. “Och no,” quoth the Celt, “she pe relieved.”
-According to all accounts, the invading army
-behaved well. An exception was the man who presented
-a musket at the head of a respectable shopkeeper,
-and when the trembling cit asked what he wanted, replied,
-“A bawbee.” This modest request being instantly
-complied with, they parted the best of friends. The
-demands of others did not rise beyond a pinch of snuff,
-and one hopes it was not required in an equally heroic
-manner. The day of Charles’s entry, his father as King
-and himself as Regent were proclaimed at the Cross
-by the heralds in their antique garb and with their
-antique rites, and conspicuous among the attendant
-throng was the beautiful Mrs. Murray of Broughton
-on horseback with a drawn sword, covered with white
-<span class='pageno' title='122' id='Page_122'></span>
-cockades, the conspicuous Stuart emblem. With her
-it was the one supreme moment of a life that was presently
-obscured in shadows. Her husband’s reputation
-as traitor still lay in the future. You remember how
-Scott’s father, Whig as he was, dashed to pieces the cup
-that Murray had touched, so that neither he nor any of
-his family might ever use it? At that same Cross, not
-many months after, the standards of the clans and of
-Charles were burnt by the hangman and Tron men or
-sweeps by the order of Cumberland, the least generous
-of foes. In the crowd there must have been many who
-had gazed on the other ceremonial. What a complete
-circuit fortune’s wheel had made! Amidst the festivities
-of Holyrood those things were not foreseen. Then
-came Prestonpans, with many a legend grave or gay. I
-will not repeat in detail those almost threadbare stories
-of the Highland estimation of the plunder: how that
-chocolate was Johnny Cope’s salve, and the watch that
-stopped was a beast that had died, and a pack-saddle
-was a fortune, and so forth. Here is perhaps the
-quaintest anecdote of misadventure. Two volunteers,
-one of them destined to the bench as Lord Gardenstone,
-were detailed to watch the precincts of Musselburgh.
-They were both convivial “cusses”: they knew
-every tavern in Edinburgh and every change-house in
-the far and near suburbs: they remembered a little den
-noted for its oysters and its sherry—possibly an odd
-combination, but the stomachs of young Edinburgh
-were invincible. At any rate, they made themselves
-merry. But there were limbs of the law, active or “stickit,”
-on the other side, and one as he prowled about
-espied the pair, and seized them without difficulty as
-<span class='pageno' title='123' id='Page_123'></span>
-they tried to negotiate that narrow bridge which still
-crosses the Esk at Musselburgh. They were dragged to
-the camp at Duddingston, and were about to be hanged
-as spies, but escaped through the intercession of
-still another lawyer, Colquhoun Grant, an adherent of
-the Prince. This same Colquhoun was a remarkable
-person, and distinguished himself greatly at Preston.
-He seized the horse of an English officer and pursued
-a great body of dragoons with awe-inspiring Gaelic
-curses. On, on went the panic-stricken mob, with Grant
-at their heels so close that he entered the Netherbow
-with them, and was just behind them at the Castle.
-He stuck his dirk into the gate, rode slowly down the
-High Street, ordered the Netherbow Port to be thrown
-open, and the frightened attendants were only too glad
-to see the back of him. In after years he beat his sword
-to a ploughshare, or rather a pen, and became a highly
-prosperous Writer to the Signet of Auld Reekie. It is
-related by Kay that Ross of Pitcarnie, a less fortunate
-Jacobite, used to extract “loans” from him by artful
-references to his exploits at Preston and Falkirk. The
-cowardice of the regular troops is difficult to account
-for, but there was more excuse for the volunteers, of
-whom many comical stories are told. The best is that
-of John Maclure the writing-master, who wound a quire
-of writing-paper round his manly bosom, on which he
-had written in his best hand, with all the appropriate
-flourishes, “This is the body of John Maclure, pray give
-it a Christian burial.” However, when once the Prince
-was in, the citizens preserved a strict neutrality. Of
-sentimental Jacobites like Allan Ramsay we hear not
-a word: they lay low and said nothing. What could
-<span class='pageno' title='124' id='Page_124'></span>
-they do but wait upon time? One clergyman was bold
-enough, at any rate, namely, the Rev. Neil M‘Vicar,
-incumbent of St. Cuthbert’s, who kept on praying for
-King George during the whole time of the Jacobite occupation:
-“As for this young man who has come among
-us seeking an earthly crown, we beseech Thee
-that he may obtain what is far better, a heavenly one.”
-Archibald Stewart was then Provost, and he was said
-to have Jacobite leanings. His house was by the West
-Bow, and here, it was rumoured, he gave a secret banquet
-to Charles and some of his chiefs. The folk in the
-Castle heard of this, and sent down a party of soldiers to
-seize the Prince. Just as they were entering the house
-the guests disappeared into a cabinet, which was really
-an entrance to a trap stair, and so got off. The story is
-obviously false. Stewart was afterwards tried for neglect of duty
-during the Rebellion, and the proceedings,
-which lasted an inordinate time—the longest then on
-record—resulted in his triumphant acquittal. The
-Government had never omitted a damning piece of evidence
-like this—if the thing had happened. One comic
-and instructive touch will pave my way to the next
-episode. A certain Mrs. Irvine died in Edinburgh in the
-year 1837 at the age of ninety-nine years or so, if the
-story be true which makes her a young child in the ’45.
-She was with her nurse in front of the Palace, where
-a Highlander was on guard: she was much attracted
-by his kilt, she advanced and seized it, and even pulled
-it up a little way. The nurse was in a state of terror,
-but the soldier only smiled and said a few kind words
-to the child. The moral of this story is that till the
-Highlanders took the city the kilt was a practically
-<span class='pageno' title='125' id='Page_125'></span>
-unknown garment to the folk in the capital. Six years
-before Mrs. Irvine died, to wit in 1831, she saw the
-setting up at the intersection of George Street and
-Hanover Street of the imposing statue by Chantrey
-which commemorates the visit of George <span style='font-size:smaller'>IV.</span> to
-Scotland. This visit was from 14th August to 29th
-August 1822. Sir Walter Scott stage-managed the
-business, and Lockhart has pointed out how odd the
-whole thing was. Scott was a Lowlander, and surely
-better read than any other in the history of his country,
-and who better knew that the history of Scotland
-is the history of the Lowlands, that Edinburgh was
-a Lowland capital, that the Highlands were of no account,
-save as disturbing forces? Yet, blinded by the
-picturesque effect, he ran the show as if the Highlands
-and the Highlands alone were Scotland. Chieftains
-were imported thence, Scott was dressed as a Highlander,
-George was dressed as a Highlander, Sir William
-Curtis, London alderman, was dressed as a Highlander:
-the whole thing trembled on the verge of burlesque.
-The silver St. Andrew’s cross that Scott presented
-to the King when he landed had a Gaelic inscription!
-The King, not to be outdone, called for a bottle
-of Highland whisky and pledged Sir Walter there and
-then, and Sir Walter begged the glass that had touched
-the Royal lips, for an heirloom no doubt. He got it,
-thrust it into his coat-tail pocket, and presently reduced
-it to fragments in a moment of forgetfulness by
-sitting on it. There, fortunately, the thing was left:
-they did not try to reconstitute it, after the fashion of
-the Portland Vase in the British Museum. George <span style='font-size:smaller'>IV.</span>
-had a fine if somewhat corpulent figure (Leigh Hunt
-<span class='pageno' title='126' id='Page_126'></span>
-wrote to Archibald Constable at an earlier period that
-he had suffered imprisonment for not thinking the
-Prince Regent slender and laudable), and no doubt in
-the Highland garb he made a “very pretty man,” but
-the knight from London was even more corpulent,
-Byron sings in <span class='it'>The Age of Bronze</span>:</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“He caught Sir William Curtis in a kilt,</p>
-<p class='line0'>While thronged the Chiefs of every Highland clan</p>
-<p class='line0'>To hail their brother Vich Ian an Alderman.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='noindent'>“Faar’s yer speen?” (Where’s your spoon?) said an
-envious and mocking Aberdeen bailie, to the no small
-discomfiture of the London knight, as he strutted to
-and fro, believing that his costume was accurate in
-every detail. Lockhart hints that possibly Scott invented
-the story to soothe the King’s wounded feelings.
-On the 24th of August the Provost and Magistrates
-of Edinburgh entertained the King in Parliament
-House to a great banquet. The King gave one
-toast, “The Chieftains and Clans of Scotland, and
-prosperity to the Land of Cakes.” He also attended
-a performance of <span class='it'>Rob Roy</span> at the theatre. Carlyle
-was in Edinburgh at the time, and fled in horror from
-what he called the “efflorescence of the flunkeyisms,”
-but everybody else seemed pleased, and voted the
-thing a great success. No doubt it gave official stamp
-to what is perhaps still the ordinary English view of
-Scotland. The odd thing is that Scott himself never
-grasped the Highland character—at least, where has
-he drawn one for us? Rob Roy and Helen Macgregor
-and Fergus M‘Ivor and Flora M‘Ivor are mere creatures
-of melodrama, but the Bailie and Mattie and
-Jeanie Deans and Davie Deans and the Antiquary and
-<span class='pageno' title='127' id='Page_127'></span>
-Edie Ochiltree and Andrew Fairservice and Mause
-and Cuddie Hedrigg are real beings of flesh and blood.
-We have met them or their likes on the muir or at
-the close fit, or on the High Street or in the kirk.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Twenty years passed, and a British Sovereign again
-comes to Scotland. On the 1st of September in 1842
-Queen Victoria and Prince Albert arrived at Granton.
-They duly proceeded towards Edinburgh. The Lord
-Provost and Bailies ought to have met them at Canonmills
-to present the keys of the city, but they were
-“conspicuous by their absence,” and the Royal party
-had to go to Dalkeith (like George the Fourth, they
-put up for the time in the Duke of Buccleuch’s huge
-palace there). The local wits waxed merry; they
-swore that my Lord Provost and his fellows had over-slept
-themselves, and a parody of a well-known song
-rang unpleasantly in civic ears:</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Hey, Jamie Forrest,</p>
-<p class='line0'>Are ye waukin’ yet,</p>
-<p class='line0'>Or are yer byles</p>
-<p class='line0'>Snoring yet?”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='noindent'>However, the Royal party came specially from Dalkeith
-on a subsequent day, and received the keys at
-the Cross, and nobody even whispered “Anticlimax!”</p>
-
-<div><span class='pageno' title='131' id='Page_131'></span><h1>CHAPTER SIX<br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>MEN OF LETTERS. PART I.</span></h1></div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>George Buchanan is the first in
-time as he is one of the first in eminence of Scots men
-of letters. Many wrote before him; among the kings,
-James <span style='font-size:smaller'>I.</span> certainly, James <span style='font-size:smaller'>V.</span> possibly, and even yet they
-are worth reading by others than students. There is
-Gawin Douglas, the Bishop, there is Buchanan’s contemporary,
-Knox, the Reformer, whose work is classic,
-but they are not men of letters in the modern
-sense of the term. Buchanan is. Literature was his
-aim in life, and he lived by it indirectly if not directly.
-He is always to me a perplexing figure. How deep
-was his reforming zeal, how deep his beliefs, I cannot
-tell. I have read, I trust not without profit, Mr. Hume
-Brown’s two careful volumes upon this great Scot,
-but he has not solved my doubts. The old scholar
-was too learned, too travelled, too cultured to be in harmony
-with the Scotland of his day; a certain aloofness
-marks him, a stern and heroic rather than a human and
-sympathetic figure. You remember how consistently
-the British Solomon hated his sometime schoolmaster.
-Certain quaint anecdotes remain of their relations,
-but they have not to do with Edinburgh; yet he died
-in the capital, and in one or two memories that linger
-round those last hours you seem just at the end to
-get in real touch with the man, with the human figure
-under the cloak. In 1581 James Melville, the diarist,
-with certain friends, visited him in Edinburgh. They
-found him teaching the young man that served him:
-A, b, ab, and so forth. “I see you are not idle,” said
-one of the visitors in ironical astonishment, but he
-said it was better than idleness. They mentioned his
-<span class='it'>magnum opus</span>, his History of Scotland, the literary
-<span class='pageno' title='132' id='Page_132'></span>
-sensation of the day, if that day had literary sensations.
-He stopped them. “I may da nae mair for
-thinking on another matter.” “What is that?” says
-Mr. Andro. “To die,” quoth he.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>They went to the printer’s to have a peep at the last
-sheets, just passing through the press, where they presently
-spied some plain-spoken words like to be highly
-unpalatable at Court. Again they sought the old
-scholar and spoke to him about them. “Tell me, man,”
-says he, “giff I have tould the truth.” His visitors were
-of the same views as himself, and they could not shirk
-so plain an issue. “Yes, sir,” says one of them, “I think
-sae.” Then says the old man sternly: “Let it remain,
-I will byde it, whatever happen. Pray, pray to God for
-me and let Him direct all.” A “Stoick” philosopher,
-says Melville, and so he proved to the end, which came
-on the 28th of September 1582, in Kennedy’s Close,
-the second close to the west of the Tron Kirk, and long
-since vanished. The day before he died he found that
-he had not enough money to pay for his funeral, but
-even this, he said, must be given to the poor, his body
-could fare for itself. Wisely provident for its own
-renown Edinburgh gave him a public funeral in the
-Greyfriars Churchyard. Tradition marked the spot
-for some time, and then a blacksmith put up a tablet
-at his own cost, but that too vanished, and one is not
-certain that the learned Dr. David Laing succeeded
-in fixing the true place. As we have seen, the University
-of Edinburgh possesses what is believed to be his
-skull. When Deacon Brodie stole the mace, this trophy
-did not come under his hand, or it had surely
-gone too.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i160.jpg' alt='Portrait of William Drummond of Hawthornden' id='iid-0016' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>WILLIAM DRUMMOND OF HAWTHORNDEN</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From the Painting by Cornelius Janson van Ceulen</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='133' id='Page_133'></span>
-No one could be less like George Buchanan than
-William Drummond of Hawthornden, born three years
-after the death of the other, save that he also was a
-man of letters, and that he also had intimate connection
-with Edinburgh. Hawthornden is one of the
-beauty spots near the capital. Here Ben Jonson paid
-him, in 1618-19, one of the most famous visits in all
-the history of letters. The story is that Drummond
-was seated under a huge sycamore tree when Jonson’s
-huge form hove in sight. The meeting of two poets
-needs must call forth a spark of poetry.</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Welcome! Welcome! royal Ben!</p>
-<p class='line0'>Thank ye kindly, Hawthornden!”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='noindent'>A little suspicious, you may think! Where did Ben
-Jonson learn to address a Scots laird in this peculiarly
-Scots fashion? After all, Ben’s forbears came from
-Annandale, and who that has seen Hawthornden will
-doubt here was the ideal spot for such an encounter?
-Drummond was a devoted cavalier; his death was
-caused or hastened by that of Charles <span style='font-size:smaller'>I.</span> He was buried
-by his favourite river in the neighbouring churchyard
-of Lasswade. He has written his own epitaph:</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Here Damon lies whose songs did sometime grace</p>
-<p class='line0'>The wandering Esk—may roses shade the place.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='pindent'>The town of Edinburgh honoured itself and the two
-poets by a banquet, and in the next century Allan
-Ramsay honoured the pair in a more appropriate
-fashion. There was once a huge pile of buildings
-called the Luckenbooths, between St. Giles’ Church
-and the north side of the High Street. The building
-at the east end, afterwards known as Creech’s Land,
-from the bookseller who did business there, and who
-<span class='pageno' title='134' id='Page_134'></span>
-was locally famous as the Provost and is still remembered
-as Burns’s publisher, was occupied by Ramsay,
-and here, in 1725, he established the first circulating
-library ever known in Scotland. It would have been
-the last if godly Mr. Robert Wodrow and his fellows
-could have had their way, on account of “the villainous,
-profane, and obscene books of plays” it contained.
-You see they neither weighed nor minced words at
-the time. As sign Allan stuck over the door the heads
-of Drummond of Hawthornden and Ben Jonson.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Scots literature was altogether on the side of the
-Crown, or one should rather say of the Stuarts.
-Who so stout a Jacobite as Allan, in words, at any
-rate? In deeds it was quite otherwise: you never
-hear of him in the ’45. His copious muse that could
-throw off a popular ballad on the instant was silent
-during that romantic occupation of Edinburgh by the
-young Ascanius. It was prudence that saved him.
-He was a Jacobite and so against the powers that
-were, but he took no hurt; he was given to theatrical
-speculation and he did burn his fingers over an abortive
-business in that Carrubber’s Close which has now
-a reputation far other, yet he came to no harm in the
-end, even if it be true that his prosperous painter son
-had finally to discharge some old debts. We have
-seen the view of the godly anent the books he sold
-or lent, and yet he dodged their wrath; but I wonder
-most of all how he escaped a drunkard’s death. Who
-knew better that grimy, witty, sordidly attractive, vanished
-Edinburgh underworld of tavern and oyster-cellar—and
-worse? <span class='it'>The Gentle Shepherd</span> is all very
-well, and the <span class='it'>Tea-Table Miscellany</span>, with its sentimental
-<span class='pageno' title='135' id='Page_135'></span>
-faking up of old Scots songs, is often very ill,
-though you cannot deny its service to Scots literature;
-but not there is the real Allan to be found. He minces
-and quibbles no longer when he sings the praises of
-umquhile Maggie Johnson, who kept that famous
-“howf” on Bruntsfield links.</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“There we got fou wi’ little cost</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;And muckle speed.</p>
-<p class='line0'>Now wae worth Death! our sport’s a’ lost</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;Since Maggy’s dead!”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='noindent'>Nor is his elegy on Luckie Wood of the Canongate
-less hearty.</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“She ne’er gae in a lawin fause,</p>
-<p class='line0'>Nor stoups a’ froath aboon the hause,</p>
-<p class='line0'>Nor kept dow’d tip within her waws,</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;But reaming swats.</p>
-<p class='line0'>She ne’er ran sour jute, because</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;It gees the batts.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='pindent'>Unfortunately I cannot follow him in his lamentation
-over John Cowper or Luckie Spence, or dwell
-on the part those worthies played in old Edinburgh
-life. An’ you be curious you must consult the original—unexpurgated.
-Let us quote our Allan on at least
-a quotable topic.</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Then fling on coals and ripe the ribs,</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;And beek the house baith but and ben,</p>
-<p class='line0'>That mutchkin stoup it hauds but dribs,</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;Then let’s get in the tappit hen.</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-</div>
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>Good claret best keeps out the cauld,</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;And drives away the winter sune;</p>
-<p class='line0'>It makes a man baith gash and bauld,</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;And heaves his saul beyond the mune.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='pindent'>Among drinking-songs it would be hard to beat
-these lines for vigour. Did he quaff as heartily as he
-<span class='pageno' title='136' id='Page_136'></span>
-sang? I think not, probably his comrades shouted
-“pike yer bane” to no purpose (he would have translated
-it to an English admirer as “no heel taps”) to
-this little “black-a-vised” man with his nightcap for
-head-dress, and his humorous, contented, appreciative
-smile. The learned Thomas Ruddiman, his fellow-townsman
-and fellow-Jacobite, used to say “The liquor
-will not go down” when urged to yet deeper potations;
-perhaps Allan escaped with some such quip, at least
-there is no touch of dissipation about his life, nay, a
-well-founded reputation for honest, continuous, and
-prosperous industry. In the end he built that famous
-house on the Castle Hill, called, from its quaint shape,
-the “Goose Pie.” “Indeed, Allan, now that I see you
-in it I think the term is very properly applied,” said
-Lord Elibank. The joke was obvious and inevitable,
-but for all that rather pointless, unless it be that Ramsay
-affected a little folly now and then to escape envy
-or a too pressing hospitality. However, he lived reputably,
-died a prosperous citizen, and his is one of
-the statues you see to-day in the Princes Street Gardens.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Although Buchanan was one of the greatest scholars
-of his time in Europe, he was not the founder of a
-race in minute points of classical scholarship, especially
-in correct quantities of Latin syllables. Scotland
-was long lacking, perhaps the reason was the want of
-rich endowments, but Dr. Archibald Pitcairne (1652-1713),
-the physician, the Jacobite, and the scholar, had
-another reason: “If it had not been for the stupid Presbyterianism
-we should have been as good as the English
-at longs and shorts.” Oddly enough, the same
-<span class='pageno' title='137' id='Page_137'></span>
-complaint was echoed within the national Zion itself.
-Dalzel, Professor of Greek and Clerk to the General
-Assembly, was, according to Sydney Smith, heard to
-declare, “If it had not been for that Solemn League
-and Covenant we should have made as good longs
-and shorts as they.” Before I pass from Pitcairne I
-quote a ludicrous story of which he is the hero. His
-sceptical proclivities were well known in Edinburgh,
-and he was rarely seen inside a church. He was driven
-there, however, on one occasion by a shower of rain.
-The audience was thin, the sermon commonplace, but
-the preacher wept copiously and, as it seemed to Pitcairne,
-irrelevantly. He turned to the only other occupant
-of the pew, a stolid-visaged countryman, and
-whispered, “What the deevil gars the man greet?”
-“You would maybe greet yoursel’,” was the solemn
-answer, “if ye was up there and had as little to say.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I pass from one sceptic to another—one might say
-from one age to another. Edinburgh, in the latter part
-of the eighteenth century, according to Smollett’s famous
-phrase, was a “hotbed of genius.” When Amyot,
-the King’s dentist, was in Edinburgh he said, as he stood
-at the Cross, that he could any minute take fifty men
-of genius by the hand. Of this distinguished company
-David Hume was the chief. To what extent this historian,
-philosopher, sceptic, is now read, we need not
-inquire; he profoundly influenced European thought,
-and gave a system of religious philosophy the deadliest
-blow it ever received. He was a prominent and interesting
-figure, and many and various are the legends
-about him. What were his real religious beliefs, if
-he had any, remains uncertain. He was hand in glove
-<span class='pageno' title='138' id='Page_138'></span>
-with “Jupiter” Carlyle, Principal Robertson, Dr. Hugh
-Blair, and other leading moderates. They thought
-his scepticism was largely pretence, mere intellectual
-bounce, so to speak; they girded at his unreasonable
-departure from the normal, and indeed Carlyle takes
-every opportunity of thrusting at him on this account.
-The Edinburgh folk regarded him with solemn horror.
-The mother of Adam, the architect, who was
-also aunt to Principal Robertson, had much to say
-against the ‘atheist,’ whom she had never seen. Her
-son played her a trick. Hume was asked to the house
-and set down beside her. She declared “the large
-jolly man who sat next me was the most agreeable
-of them all.” “He was the very atheist, mother,” said
-the son, “that you were so much afraid of.” “Oh,” replied
-the lady, “bring him here as much as you please,
-for he is the most innocent, agreeable, facetious man
-I ever met with.” His scepticism was subject for his
-friends’ wit and his own. He heard Carlyle preach
-in Athelstaneford Church. “I did not think that such
-heathen morality would have passed in East Lothian.”
-One day when he sat in the Poker Club it was mentioned
-that a clerk of Sir William Forbes, the banker,
-had bolted with £900. When he was taken, there was
-found in one pocket Hume’s <span class='it'>Treatise on Human Nature</span>
-and in the other Boston’s <span class='it'>Fourfold State of Man</span>,
-this latter being a work of evangelical theology. His
-moderate friends presently suggested that no man’s
-morality could hold out against the combination. Dr.
-Jardine of the Tron Kirk vigorously argued with him
-on various points of theology, suggested by Hume’s
-<span class='it'>Natural History of Religion</span>. His friend, like most folk
-<span class='pageno' title='139' id='Page_139'></span>
-in Edinburgh, lived in a flat off a steep turnpike stair,
-down which Hume fell one night in the darkness. Jardine
-got a candle and helped the panting philosopher
-to his feet. Your old Edinburgh citizen never could resist
-the chance of a cutting remark. The divine was no
-exception. “Davy, I have often tell’t ye that ‘natural
-licht’ is no’ sufficient.” Like Socrates, he hid his wit
-under an appearance of simplicity. His own mother’s
-opinion of him was: “Davy’s a fine, good-natured crater,
-but uncommon wake-minded.” He had his weaknesses,
-undoubtedly. Lord Saltoun said to him, referring
-to his credulity, “David, man, you’ll believe onything
-except the Bible,” but like other Scotsmen of his
-time he did not believe overmuch in Shakespeare. In
-1757 he thus addresses the author of <span class='it'>Douglas</span>: “You
-possess the true theatrical genius of Shakespeare and
-Otway, refined from the barbarisms of the one, and the
-licentiousness of the other.” Put beside this Burns’s
-famous and fatuous line: “Here Douglas forms wild
-Shakespeare into plan,” and what can you do but shudder?
-When young, he had paid his court to a lady of
-fashion, and had met with scant courtesy. He was told
-afterwards that she had changed her mind. “So have
-I,” said the philosopher. On another occasion he was
-more gallant. Crossing the Firth in a gale he said to
-Lady Wallace, who was in the boat, that they would
-soon be food for the fishes. “Will they eat you or me?”
-said the lady. “Ah,” was the answer, “those that are
-gluttons will undoubtedly fall foul of me, but the epicure
-will attack your ladyship.” David, like the fishes
-he described, was a bit of an epicure of the simplest
-kind. He would sup with his moderate friends in Johnny
-<span class='pageno' title='140' id='Page_140'></span>
-Dowie’s tavern in Libberton’s Wynd. On the table
-lay his huge door-key, wherewith his servant, Peggy,
-had been careful to provide him that she might not
-have to rise to let him in. After all, the friends did not
-sit very late, and the supper was some simple Scots
-dish—haddock, or tripe, or fluke, or pies, or it might
-be trout from the Nor’ Loch, for Dowie’s was famous
-for these little dainties. But the talk! Would you
-match it in modern Edinburgh with all its pomp and
-wealth? I trow not—perhaps not even in mightier
-London.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The story is threadbare of how he was stuck in a
-bog under the Castle rock, and was only helped out
-by a passing Edinburgh dame on condition that he
-would say the Lord’s Prayer and the Creed. More witty
-and more probable, though perhaps as well known, is
-the following: In the last years of his life he deserted
-the Old Town for the New. He had a house at the
-corner of St. Andrew Square, in a street as yet anonymous.
-“St. David Street” chalked up a witty young
-lady, Miss Nancy Ord, daughter of Chief Baron Ord,
-and St. David Street it is to this day. His servant, in
-a state of indignation, brought him the news. “Never
-mind, lassie, many a better man has been made a saint
-without knowing it,” said the placid philosopher. A
-female member of a narrow sect called upon him near
-the end with an alleged message from Heaven. “This
-is an important matter. Madam, we must take it with
-deliberation. Perhaps you had better get a little temporal
-refreshment before you begin.—Lassie, bring
-this young lady a glass of wine.” As she drank, he in
-his turn questioned, and found that the husband was a
-<span class='pageno' title='141' id='Page_141'></span>
-tallow-chandler. How fortunate, for he was out of candles!
-He gave an order, the woman forgot the message,
-and rushed off to fulfil it. Hume, you fancy, had a quiet
-chuckle at his happy release. He was a great friend of
-Mrs. Mure, wife of Baron Mure, and was a frequent
-visitor at their house at Abbeyhill, near Holyrood.
-On his death-bed he sent to bid her good-bye. He gave
-her his <span class='it'>History of England</span>. “O, Dauvid, that’s a book
-ye may weel be proud o’! but before ye dee ye should
-burn a’ yer wee bookies,” to which the philosopher,
-with difficulty raising himself on his arms, was only able
-to reply with some little show of vehemence, “<span class='it'>What for</span>
-should I burn a’ my wee bookies?” But he was too
-weak to argue such points; he pressed the hand of
-his old friend as she rose to depart. When his time
-came he went quietly, contentedly, even gladly, regretted
-by saint and sceptic alike. If Carlyle girded
-at him, his intimate friend, Adam Smith, who might
-almost dispute his claim to mental eminence, pictured
-him forth in those days as the perfectly wise
-man, so far as human imperfections allowed. The
-piety or caution of his friends made them watch the
-grave for some eight nights after the burial. The vigil
-began at eight o’clock, when a pistol was fired, and
-candles in a lanthorn were placed on the grave and
-tended from time to time. Some violation was feared,
-for a wild legend of Satanic agency had flashed on the
-instant through the town. Hume has no monument
-in Edinburgh, crowded as she is with statues of lesser
-folk; but the accident of position and architecture has
-in this, as in other cases, produced a striking if undesigned
-result. From one cause or another the valley
-<span class='pageno' title='142' id='Page_142'></span>
-is deeper than of yore, and the simple round tower
-that marks Hume’s grave in the Calton burying-ground
-crowns a half-natural, half-artificial precipice. It
-is seen with effect from various points: thus you cannot
-miss it as you cross the North Bridge. Some memory
-of this great thinker still projects itself into the
-trivial events of the modern Edinburgh day.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Of Hume’s friend and companion, Adam Smith,
-there are various anecdotes, more or less pointed,
-bearing on his oblivious or maybe contemptuous indifference
-to the ordinary things of life. The best and
-best known tells how, as he went with shuffling gait
-and vacant look, a Musselburgh fishwife stared at him
-in amazement. “Hech, and he is weel put on tae.” It
-seemed to her a pity that so well-dressed a simpleton
-was not better looked after. No amount of learning
-helps you in a crowded street. The wisdom of the
-ancients reports that Thales, wrapt in contemplation
-of the stars, walked into a well and thus ended. Adam
-Smith’s grave is in a dark corner of the Canongate
-Churchyard; it is by no means so prominent as
-Hume’s, nay, it takes some searching to discover.
-When I saw it last I found it neglected and unvisited
-alike by economic friends and foes.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Among Hume’s intimate cronies was Dr. Carlyle
-of Inveresk, whose <span class='it'>Autobiography</span> preserves for us the
-best record of the men of his time. “The grandest
-demigod I ever saw,” says Sir Walter Scott, “commonly
-called Jupiter Carlyle, from having sat more
-than once for the King of gods and men to Gavin
-Hamilton, and a shrewd, clever old carle he was, no
-doubt, but no more a poet than his precentor.” This
-<span class='pageno' title='143' id='Page_143'></span>
-last is apropos of some rhyming of Carlyle’s as bad
-as rhymes can possibly be. In 1758 Carlyle and Principal
-Robertson and John Home were together in
-London; they went down to Portsmouth and aboard
-the <span class='it'>Ramilies</span>, the warship in the harbour, where was
-Lieut. Nelson, a cousin of Robertson’s. The honest
-sailor expressed his astonishment in deliciously comical
-terms: “God preserve us! what has brought the
-Presbytery of Edinburgh here? for damme me if there
-is not Willy Robertson, Sandie Carlyle, and John
-Home come on board.” He soon had them down in
-the cabin, however, and treated them to white wine
-and salt beef. A jolly meal, you believe, for divines or
-sceptics, philosophers or men of letters or business,
-those old Edinburgh folk had a common and keen enjoyment
-of life. Certainly Carlyle had. Dr. Lindsay
-Alexander of Augustine Church, Edinburgh, remembered
-as a child hearing one of the servants say of
-this divine, “There he gaed, dacent man, as steady as
-a wa’ after his ain share o’ five bottles o’ port.” Home
-by this time was no longer a minister of the Church.
-He had thrown up his living in the previous year on
-account of the famous row about the once famous tragedy
-of <span class='it'>Douglas</span>. He still had a hankering after the
-General Assembly, where, if he could no longer sit as
-teaching elder, he might as ruling elder, because he
-was Conservator of Scots privileges at Campvere, but
-he was something else; he was lieutenant in the Duke
-of Buccleuch’s Fencibles, and as such had a right to attire
-himself in a gorgeous uniform, and it was so incongruously
-adorned that he took his seat in that reverend
-house. The country ministers stared with all their
-<span class='pageno' title='144' id='Page_144'></span>
-eyes, and one of them exclaimed, “Sure, that is John
-Home the poet! What is the meaning of that dress?”
-“Oh,” said Mr. Robert Walker of Edinburgh, “it is
-only the farce after the play.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Eminent lawyers who are also industrious, and
-even eminent writers, were a feature of the time, but
-of them I have already spoken and there is little here
-to add. Monboddo had a remarkable experience in
-his youth; the very day, in 1736, he returned to Edinburgh
-from studying abroad he heard at nightfall a
-commotion in the street. In nightdress and slippers
-he stepped from the door and was borne along by a
-wild mob, not a few of whom were attired as strangely
-as himself. It was that famous affair of Captain
-Porteous, and, <span class='it'>nolens volens</span>, he needs must witness
-that sordid yet picturesque tragedy whose incidents,
-you are convinced, he never forgot, and often, as an
-old man, retailed to a newer generation.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i173.jpg' alt='Portrait of James Boswell' id='iid-0017' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>JAMES BOSWELL</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From an Engraving after Sir Joshua Reynolds P.R.A.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Like many another Scots lawyer, Lord Kames had
-a keen love for the land, keener in his case because
-it had come to him from his forbears; but his zeal
-was not always according to knowledge. One of the
-“fads” of the time was a wonderful fertilising powder.
-He told one of his tenants that he would be able
-to carry the manure of an acre of land in his coat
-pocket, “And be able to bring back the crop in yer
-waistcoat pouch?” was the crushing reply. He would
-have his joke, cruel and wicked, at any cost. To him
-belongs the well-nigh incredible story of a murder
-trial at Ayr in 1780. He knew the accused and had
-played chess with him. “That’s checkmate for you,
-Matthie,” he chuckled in ungodly glee when the verdict
-<span class='pageno' title='145' id='Page_145'></span>
-was recorded. This story, by the way, used to be
-told of Braxfield, to whom it clearly does not belong,
-and one wished it did not belong to Kames either.
-He spared himself as little as he did others. He lived
-in New Street, an early old-time improvement on the
-north side of the Canongate, and from there he went
-to the Parliament House in a sedan chair. One morning,
-near the end, he was being helped into it, for he
-was old and infirm, when James Boswell crossed his
-path. Jamie was always in one scrape or the other, but
-this time you fancy he had done something specially
-notorious. “I shall shortly be seeing your father,” said
-Kames (old Auchinleck had died that year (1782), as
-on the 27th of December did Kames himself); “have
-you any message for him? Shall I tell him how you
-are getting on?” You imagine his diabolical grin and
-Bozzy’s confused answer.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Beside these quaint figures Lord Hailes, with his
-ponderous learning, is a mere Dry-as-dust antiquary—the
-dust lies ever deeper over his many folios; of his
-finical exactness there still linger traditions in the
-Parliament House. It is said he dismissed a case because
-a word was wrongly spelt in one of the numbers
-of process. Thus he earned himself a couplet in the
-once famous <span class='it'>Court of Session Garland</span>.</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“To judge of this matter I cannot pretend,</p>
-<p class='line0'>For justice, my Lords, wants an ‘e’ at the end.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='noindent'>So wrote Boswell, himself, though he only partly
-belongs to Edinburgh, not the least interesting figure
-of our period. There is more than one story of him
-and Kames. The judge had playfully suggested that
-Boswell should write his biography! How devoutly
-<span class='pageno' title='146' id='Page_146'></span>
-you wish he had. What an entertaining and famous
-book it had been! but perhaps he had only it in him to
-do one biography, and we know how splendid <span class='it'>that</span>
-was. Poor Bozzy once complained to the old judge
-that even he, Bozzy himself, was occasionally dull.
-“Homer sometimes nods,” said Kames in a reassuring
-tone, but with a grin that promised mischief. The
-other looked as pleased as possible till the old cynic
-went on: “Indeed, sir, it is the only chance you have
-of resembling him.” Old Auchinleck, his father, was
-horrified at his son’s devotion to Johnson. “Jamie has
-gaen clean gyte. What do you think, man? He’s done
-wi’ Paoli—he’s aff wi’ the land-loupin’ scoondrel o’
-a Corsican. Whae’s tail do ye think he has preened
-himsel’ tae noo? A dominie man—an auld dominie
-who keepit a schule and caa’ed it an Acaademy!” In
-fact, the great Samuel pleased none of the Boswell
-clan except Boswell and Boswell’s baby daughter.
-Auchinleck had many caustic remarks even after he
-had seen the sage: “He was only a dominie, and the
-worst-mannered dominie I ever met.” So much for
-the father. The wife was not more favourable: “She
-had often seen a bear led by a man, but never till now
-had she seen a man led by a bear.” Afterwards, when
-the famous biography was published, the sons were
-horribly ashamed both of it and of him. Bozzy has
-given us so much amusement—we recognise his inimitable
-literary touch—that we are rather proud of
-and grateful to him; but then, we don’t look at the
-matter with the eyes of his relatives.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Johnson was himself in Edinburgh. You remember
-how he arrived in February 1773 at Boyd’s Whitehorse
-<span class='pageno' title='147' id='Page_147'></span>
-Inn off St. Mary’s Wynd, not the more famous
-Inn of that name in the Whitehorse Close down the
-Canongate; how angry he was with the waiter for lifting
-with his dirty paw the sugar to put in his lemonade;
-how, in the malodorous High Street, he pleasantly remarked
-to Boswell, “I smell you in the dark”; how,
-as he listened at Holyrood to the story of the Rizzio
-murder, he muttered a line of the old ballad <span class='it'>Johnnie
-Armstrong’s last good-night</span>—“And ran him through
-the fair bodie.” They took him to the Royal Infirmary,
-and he noted the inscription “Clean your feet.”
-“Ah,” said he, “there is no occasion for putting this at
-the doors of your churches.” The gibe was justified;
-he had just looked in at St. Giles’, then used for every
-strange civic purpose, and plastered and twisted about
-to every strange shape. Most interesting to me is that
-Sunday morning, 15th August 1773, when Bozzy and
-Principal Robertson toiled with him up the College
-Wynd to see the University, and passed by Scott’s
-birthplace. The Wizard of the North was then two
-years old, and who could guess that his fame in after
-years would be greater than that of those three eminent
-men of letters put together? In this strange remote
-way do epochs touch one another. No wonder
-Bozzy’s relatives got tired of his last hobby, his very
-subject himself got tired. “Sir,” said the sage, “you
-have but two topics, yourself and me. I am sick of
-both.” Yet Bozzy knew what he was about when he
-stuck to his one topic. After his idol was gone, what
-was there for him but the bottle? It was one of the
-earliest recollections of Lord Jeffrey that he had assisted
-as a boy in putting the biographer to bed in a
-<span class='pageno' title='148' id='Page_148'></span>
-state of absolute unconsciousness. Next morning Boswell
-was told of the service rendered: he clapped the
-lad on the head, and complacently congratulated him.
-“If you go on as you’ve begun, you may live to be a
-Bozzy yourself yet.” And so much bemused the greatest
-of biographers vanishes from our sight.</p>
-
-<div><span class='pageno' title='151' id='Page_151'></span><h1>CHAPTER SEVEN<br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>MEN OF LETTERS. PART II.</span></h1></div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>To turn to some lesser figures.
-Hugo Arnot, advocate, is still remembered as author
-of one of the two standard histories of Edinburgh. No
-man better known in the streets of the old capital: he
-was all length and no breadth. That incorrigible joker,
-Harry Erskine, found him one day gnawing a speldrin—a
-species of cured fish chiefly used to remove the
-trace of last night’s debauch, and prepare the stomach
-for another bout. It is vended in long thin strips.
-“You are very like your meat,” said the wit. The Edinburgh
-populace called a house which for some time
-stood solitary on Moutries Hill, afterwards Bunkers
-Hill, where is now the Register House, “Hugo Arnot,”
-because the length was out of all proportion to
-the breadth. One day he found a fishwife cheapening
-a Bible in Creech’s shop; he had some semi-jocular
-remarks, probably not in the best taste, at the
-purchase and the purchaser. “Gude ha mercy on
-us,” said the old lady, “wha wad hae thocht that ony
-human-like cratur wud hae spokan that way; but
-<span class='it'>you</span>,” she went on with withering scorn—“a perfect
-atomy.” He was known to entertain sceptical opinions,
-and he was pestered with chronic asthma, and
-panted and wheezed all day long. “If I do not get
-quit of this,” he said, “it will carry me off like a rocket.”
-“Ah, Hugo, my man,” said an orthodox but unkind
-friend, “but in a contrary direction.” He could
-joke at his own infirmities. A Gilmerton carter passed
-him bellowing “sand for sale” with a voice that
-made the street echo. “The rascal,” said the exasperated
-author, “spends as much breath in a minute as
-<span class='pageno' title='152' id='Page_152'></span>
-would serve me for a month.” Like other Edinburgh
-folk he migrated to the New Town, to Meuse Lane,
-in fact, hard by St. Andrew Square. What with his
-diseases and other natural infirmities, Hugo’s temper
-was of the shortest. He rang his bell in so violent a
-manner that a lady on the floor above complained.
-He took to summoning his servant by firing a pistol;
-the remedy was worse than the disease. The caustic,
-bitter old Edinburgh humour was in the very bones
-of him. He was, as stated, an advocate by profession,
-and his collection of criminal trials, by the way, is still
-an authority. Once he was consulted in order that he
-might help in some shady transaction. He listened
-with the greatest attention. “What do you suppose
-me to be?” said he to the client. “A lawyer, an advocate,”
-stammered the other. “Oh, I thought you took
-me for a scoundrel,” sneered Arnot as he showed the
-proposed client the door. A lady who said she was
-of the same name asked how to get rid of an importunate
-suitor. “Why, marry him,” said Hugo testily. “I
-would see him hanged first,” rejoined the lady. The
-lawyer’s face contorted to a grin. “Why, marry him,
-and by the Lord Harry he will soon hang himself.”
-All very well, but not by such arts is British Themis
-propitiated. Arnot died in November 1786 when he
-was not yet complete thirty-seven. He had chosen
-his burial-place in the churchyard at South Leith, and
-was anxious to have it properly walled in ere the end,
-which he clearly foresaw, arrived. It was finished just
-in time, and with a certain stoical relief this strange
-mortal departed to take possession.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i182.jpg' alt='Portrait of Henry Mackenzie' id='iid-0018' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>HENRY MACKENZIE, “THE MAN OF FEELING”</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From an Engraving after Andrew Geddes</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Another well-known Edinburgh character was
-<span class='pageno' title='153' id='Page_153'></span>
-Henry Mackenzie. Born in 1745 he lived till 1831, and
-connects the different periods of Edinburgh literary
-splendour. His best service to literature was his early
-appreciation of Burns, but in his own time the <span class='it'>Man
-of Feeling</span> was one of the greatest works of the day,
-and the <span class='it'>Man of the World</span> and <span class='it'>Julia de Roubigné</span> followed
-not far behind. To this age all seems weak,
-stilted, sentimental to an impossible degree, but Scott
-and Lockhart, to name but these, read and admired
-with inexplicable admiration. In ordinary life Mackenzie
-was a hard-headed lawyer, and as keen an attendant
-at a cock main, it was whispered, as Deacon
-Brodie himself. He told his wife that he’d had a glorious
-night. “Where?” she queried. “Why, at a splendid
-fight.” “Oh Harry, Harry,” said the good lady,
-“you have only feeling on paper.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Tobias Smollett, though not an Edinburgh man,
-had some connection with the place. His sister, Mrs.
-Telfer, lived in the house yet shown in the Canongate,
-at the entrance to St. John Street. Here, after long
-absence, his mother recognised him by his smile. Ten
-years afterwards he again went north, and again saw
-his mother; he told her that he was very ill and that
-he was dying. “We’ll no’ be very lang pairted onie
-way. If you gang first, I’ll be close on your heels. If
-I lead the way, you’ll no’ be far ahint me, I’m thinking,”
-said this more than Spartan parent. But when
-you read the vivacious Mrs. Winifred Jenkins in the
-<span class='it'>Expedition of Humphrey Clinker</span>, you recognise how
-good a thing it was for letters that Smollett visited
-Edinburgh.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It is a little odd, but I have no anecdotes to tell
-<span class='pageno' title='154' id='Page_154'></span>
-(the alleged meeting between him and old John Brown
-in Haddington Churchyard is a wild myth) of that
-characteristic Edinburgh figure, Robert Fergusson,
-the Edinburgh poet, the native and the lover. He
-struck a deeper note than Allan Ramsay, has a more
-intimate touch than Scott, is scarcely paralleled by
-R. L. Stevenson, who half believed himself a reincarnation
-of “my unhappy predecessor on the causey
-of old Edinburgh” .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. “him that went down—my
-brother, Robert Fergusson.”</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Auld Reekie! thou’rt the canty hole,</p>
-<p class='line0'>A bield for mony a cauldrife soul</p>
-<p class='line0'>Wha’ snugly at thine ingle loll</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;Baith warm and couth,</p>
-<p class='line0'>While round they gar the bicker roll</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;To weet their mouth.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='pindent'>There you see the side of Edinburgh that most
-attracted him. He was no worse than his fellows perhaps,
-but perhaps he could not stand what they stood.
-It is said that he once gave as an excuse, “Oh, sirs, anything
-to forget my poor mother and these aching
-fingers.” As Mr. H. G. Graham truly says: “It was a
-poor enough excuse for forgetting himself.” He used
-to croon over that pleasing little trifle, <span class='it'>The Birks of
-Invermay</span>, in Lucky Middlemist’s or elsewhere, and
-dream of trim rural fields he did not trouble to visit.
-I have no heart to repeat the melancholy story of his
-lonely death in the Schelles, hard by the old Darien
-House at the Bristo Port in 1774, at the age of twenty-four.
-His interest is as a ghost from the Edinburgh
-underworld, you catch a glimpse of a more vicious
-Grub Street. There must have been a circle of broken
-professional men of all sorts, more or less clever, all
-<span class='pageno' title='155' id='Page_155'></span>
-needy, all drunken and ready to do anything for a
-dram. What a crop of anecdotes there was! But no
-one gathered, and the memory of it passed away with
-the actors. Local history that chronicled the oddities
-of Kames or Monboddo refused to chronicle the
-pranks of lewd fellows of the baser sort. Only when
-the wastrel happened to be a genius do we piece together
-in some sort his career. Whatever one says
-about Fergusson, you never doubt his genius.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It is curious how very occasional is the anecdote of
-this Caledonian Grub Street. Here is rather a characteristic
-straw which the stream of time has carried
-down regarding a certain drudge called Stewart. One
-night, homeless and houseless, he staggered into the
-ash pit of a primitive steam-engine, and lay down
-to rest. An infernal din aroused him from his drunken
-slumber; he saw the furnace opened, grimy black
-figures stoking the fire and raking the bars of the
-enormous grate, whilst iron rods and chains clanked
-around him with infernal din. A tardily awakened
-conscience hinted where he was. “Good God, has
-it come to this at last?” he growled in abject terror.
-Another anecdote, though of a later date, is told in
-Lockhart’s <span class='it'>Life of Scott</span>. Constable, the Napoleon
-of publishers, called the crafty in the <span class='it'>Chaldean Manuscript</span>,
-is reported “a most bountiful and generous
-patron to the ragged tenants of Grub Street.” He
-gave stated dinners to his “own circle of literary
-serfs.” At one of these David Bridges, “tailor in ordinary
-to this northern potentate,” acted as croupier.
-According to instructions he brought with him a new
-pair of breeches, and for these Alister Campbell and
-<span class='pageno' title='156' id='Page_156'></span>
-another ran a race, and yet this same Campbell was
-editor of <span class='it'>Albyn’s Anthology</span>, 1816, to which Scott contributed
-<span class='it'>Jock o’ Hazeldean</span>, <span class='it'>Pibroch of Donald Dhu</span>,
-and better than any, that brilliant piece of extravagance,
-<span class='it'>Donald Caird’s come again</span>. Perhaps the story
-isn’t true, but it is at least significant that Lockhart
-should tell it.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>One glittering Bohemian figure, though he was
-much greater and much else, lights up for us those Edinburgh
-taverns, Johnnie Dowie’s and the rest, those
-Edinburgh clubs, the Crochallan Fencibles and the
-others, that figure is Robert Burns. His winter of 1786-1787
-in the Scots capital is famous. To us, more than
-a century after, it still satisfies the imagination, a striking,
-dramatic, picturesque appearance. On the whole,
-Edinburgh, not merely her great but common men,
-received him fitly. One day in that winter Jeffrey was
-standing in the High Street staring at a man whose
-appearance struck him, he could scarce tell why. A
-person standing at a shop door tapped him on the
-shoulder and said: “Ay, laddie, ye may weel look at
-that man; that’s Robert Burns.” He never saw him
-again. His experience in this was like that of Scott;
-but you are glad at any rate that Burns and Scott did
-meet, else had that Edinburgh visit wanted its crowning
-glory. Scott was then fifteen. He saw Robin in
-Professor Fergusson’s house at Sciennes. It was a
-distinguished company, and Scott, always modest,
-held his tongue. There was a picture in the room of
-a soldier lying dead in the snow, by him his dog and
-his widow with his child in her arms. Burns was so
-affected at the idea suggested by the picture that “he
-<span class='pageno' title='157' id='Page_157'></span>
-actually shed tears,” like the men of the heroic age,
-says Andrew Lang; he asked who wrote the lines
-which were printed underneath, and Scott alone remembered
-that they were from the obscure Langhorne.
-“Burns rewarded me with a look and a word
-which, though a mere civility, I then received, and still
-recollect, with very great pleasure.” Scott goes on to
-describe Burns as like the “douce guid man who held
-his own plough.” Most striking was his eye: “It was
-large and of a dark cast and glowed (I say literally
-<span class='it'>glowed</span>) when he spoke with feeling or interest. I
-never saw such another eye in a human head, though
-I have seen the most distinguished men in my time.”
-Whether Scott was right in thinking that Burns talked
-with “too much humility,” I will not discuss. We
-know what Robin thought of the “writer chiel.” The
-most pleasing result of his Edinburgh visit, as it is to-day
-still the most tangible, was the monument, tasteful
-and sufficient, which he put over Fergusson’s grave
-in the Canongate Churchyard. R.L.S., by the way,
-from his distant home in the South Seas, was anxious
-that if neglected it should be put in order. I do not
-think it has ever been neglected. I have seen it often
-and it was always curiously spick and span: these
-<span class='it'>vates</span> have not lacked pious services at the hands of
-their followers. Scott was not so enthusiastic an admirer,
-but he knew his Fergusson well and quotes him
-with reasonable frequency. When Fergusson died
-Scott was only three years old. Edinburgh was then
-a town of little space, and the unfortunate poet may
-have seen the child, but he could not have noticed
-him, and we have no record.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='158' id='Page_158'></span>
-Just as the last half of the eighteenth century may be
-said to group itself round Hume, so the first half of
-the nineteenth has Scott for its central figure. I have
-spoken of his birthplace in the College Wynd. In 1825
-he pointed out its site to Robert Chambers. “It would
-have been more profitable to have preserved it,” said
-Chambers in a neat compliment to Scott’s rapidly
-growing fame. “Ay, ay,” said Sir Walter, “that is very
-well, but I am afraid that I should require to be dead
-first, and that would not have been so comfortable,
-you know.” Thus, with good sense and humour, Scott
-turned aside the eulogium which perhaps he thought
-too strong. How modest he was! He frankly, and
-justly, put himself as a poet below Byron and Burns,
-and as for Shakespeare, “he was not worthy to loose
-his brogues.” His sense and good-nature helped to
-make him popular with his fellows. Hogg, the Ettrick
-Shepherd, was a possible exception. Scott did him
-good, yet after Scott’s death he wrote some nasty
-things. In truth, he had an unhappy nature, since he
-was somewhat rough to others and yet abnormally
-sensitive. Lockhart tells a story of Hogg’s visit to
-Scott’s house in Castle Street, where he was asked to
-dinner. Mrs. Scott was not well, and was lying on a
-sofa. The Shepherd seized another sofa, wheeled it
-towards her, and stretched himself at full length on it.
-“I thought I could never do wrong to copy the lady
-of the house.” His hands, we are told, had marks of
-recent sheep-shearing, of which the chintz bore legible
-traces; but the guest noted not this; he ate freely,
-and drank freely, and talked freely; he became gradually
-more and more familiar; from “Mr. Scott” he
-<span class='pageno' title='159' id='Page_159'></span>
-advanced to “Shirra” and thence to “Scott,” “Walter,”
-“Wattie,” until at supper he fairly convulsed the
-whole party by addressing Mrs. Scott as “Charlotte.”
-I think, however, that Scott was too much of a gentleman
-ever to have told this story. “The Scorpion,” as
-the <span class='it'>Chaldean Manuscript</span> named Lockhart, had many
-good qualities, but was, after all, a bit of a “superior
-person.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Scott’s connection with John Leyden was altogether
-pleasant, and no one mourned more sincerely
-over the early death in the East of that indefatigable
-poet and scholar. Leyden was of great assistance to
-Scott in collecting material for his <span class='it'>Border Minstrelsy</span>.
-Once there was a hiatus in an interesting old ballad,
-when Leyden heard of an ancient reported able to recite
-the whole thing complete. He walked between
-forty and fifty miles and back again, turning the recovered
-verses over in his mind, and as Scott was
-sitting after dinner with some company “a sound was
-heard at a distance like that of the whistling of a tempest
-through the torn rigging of a vessel which scuds
-before it.” It was Leyden who presently burst into
-the room, chanting the whole of the recovered ballad.
-Leyden and Thomas Campbell had a very pretty
-quarrel about something or other. When Scott repeated
-to Leyden the poem of <span class='it'>Hohenlinden</span>, the latter
-burst out, “Dash it, man, tell the fellow that I hate
-him; but, dash him, he has written the finest verses
-that have been published these fifty years.” Scott,
-thinking to patch up a peace, repeated this to Campbell.
-He only said, “Tell Leyden that I detest him, but
-I know the value of his critical approbation.” Well
-<span class='pageno' title='160' id='Page_160'></span>
-he might! Leyden once repeated to Alexander Murray,
-the philologist, the most striking lines in Campbell’s
-<span class='it'>Lochiel</span>, adding, “That fellow, after all, we may
-say, is King of us all, and has the genuine root of the
-matter in him.” Campbell’s verse still lives, but our day
-would not place it so high. I have spoken of Scott’s
-modesty, also he was quiet under hostile criticism.
-Jeffrey had some hard things to say of <span class='it'>Marmion</span> in
-the <span class='it'>Edinburgh Review</span>, and immediately after dined
-in Castle Street. There was no change in Scott’s
-demeanour, but Mrs. Scott could not altogether restrain
-herself. “Well, good-night, Mr. Jeffrey. They
-tell me you have abused Scott in the <span class='it'>Review</span>, and I
-hope Mr. Constable has paid you very well for writing
-it,” which was rather an odd remark. As that Highland
-blue-stocking, Mrs. Grant of Laggan, observed, “Mr.
-Scott always seems to me like a glass through which
-the rays of admiration pass without sensibly affecting
-it, but the bit of paper that lies beside it will presently
-be in a blaze—and no wonder.” Scott was
-“truest friend and noblest foe.” In June 1821, as he
-stood by John Ballantyne’s open grave in the Canongate
-Churchyard, the day, which had been dark, brightened
-up, and the sun shone forth, he looked up and
-said with deep feeling to Lockhart, “I feel as if there
-will be less sunshine for me from this time forth.”
-And yet through the Ballantynes Scott was involved
-in those reckless speculations which led to the catastrophe
-of his life. His very generosity and nobleness
-led him into difficulties. “I like Scott’s ain bairns,
-but Heaven preserve me from those of his fathering,”
-says Constable. As for those “ain bairns,” especially
-those Waverley Novels, which are a dear possession
-to each of us, there are anecdotes enough.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i191.jpg' alt='Portrait of John Leyden' id='iid-0019' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>JOHN LEYDEN</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From a Pen Drawing</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='161' id='Page_161'></span></p>
-<p class='noindent'>We know
-the speed and ease, in truth Shakespearean, with which
-he threw off the best of them, yet to the outsider he
-seemed hard at work. In June 1814 a party of young
-bloods were dining in a house in George Street, at
-right angles with North Castle Street. A shade overspread
-the face of the host. “Why?” said the narrator.
-“There is a confounded hand in sight of me here
-which has often bothered me before, and now it won’t
-let me fill my glass with a good will. Since we sat
-down I have been watching it—it fascinates my eye—it
-never stops; page after page is finished and
-thrown on that heap of MS., and still it goes on unwearied,
-and so it will be till candles are brought in,
-and God knows how long after that; it is the same
-every night.” It was the hand of Walter Scott, and
-in the evenings of three weeks in summer it wrote the
-last two volumes of Waverley (there were three in all).
-Whatever impression the novels make upon us has
-been discounted before we have read them, but when
-they were appearing, when to the attraction of the
-volumes themselves was added the romance of mystery,
-when the Wizard of the North was still “The
-Great Unknown,” <span class='it'>then</span> was the time to enjoy a Waverley.
-James Ballantyne lived in St. John Street,
-then a good class place off the Canongate. He was
-wont to give a gorgeous feast whenever a new Waverley
-was about to appear. Scott was there, but he
-and the staider members of the company left in good
-time, and then there were broiled bones and a mighty
-bowl of punch, and James Ballantyne was persuaded
-<span class='pageno' title='162' id='Page_162'></span>
-to produce the proof-sheets, and, with a word of
-preface, give the company the liver wing of the forthcoming
-literary banquet. Long before the end the
-secret was an open secret, but it was only formally
-divulged, as we all know, at the Theatrical Fund dinner,
-on Friday the 23rd February 1827. Among the
-company was jovial Patrick Robertson, “a mighty incarnate
-joke.” When <span class='it'>Peveril of the Peak</span> appeared he
-applied the name to Scott from the shape of his head
-as he stood chatting in the Parliament House, “better
-that than Peter o’ the Painch,” was the not particularly
-elegant but very palpable retort at Peter’s rotundity.
-At the banquet Scott sent him a note urging him to
-confess something too. “Why not the murder of Begbie?”
-(the porter of the British Linen Company Bank,
-murdered under mysterious circumstances in November
-1806, in Tweeddale Close, in the High Street). Immediately
-after, the farce of <span class='it'>High Life Below Stairs</span>
-was played in the theatre. A lady’s lady asked who
-wrote Shakespeare? One says Ben Jonson, another
-Finis. “No,” said an actor, with a most ingenious
-“gag,” “it is Sir Walter Scott; he confessed it at a
-public meeting the other day.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Most of the literary men of the time were in two
-camps. Either they wrote for the <span class='it'>Edinburgh Review</span>,
-or for <span class='it'>Blackwood’s Magazine</span>, occasionally for both.
-The opponents knew each other, and were more or less
-excellent friends, though they used the most violent
-language. Jeffrey was the great light on the <span class='it'>Edinburgh</span>;
-he was described by Professor Wilson’s wife as
-“a horrid little man, but held in as high estimation
-here as the Bible.” Her husband, with Lockhart and
-<span class='pageno' title='163' id='Page_163'></span>
-Hogg, were the chief writers for the Magazine. The
-first number of that last, as we now know it, contained
-the famous <span class='it'>Chaldean Manuscript</span>, in which uproarious
-fun was made of friends and foes, under the guise
-of a scriptural parable. They began with their own
-publisher and real editor. “And his name was as it
-had been the colour of ebony, and his number was the
-number of a maiden when the days of the year of her
-virginity have expired.” In other words, Mr. Blackwood
-of 17 Princes Street. Constable, the publisher,
-was the “crafty in council,” and he had a notable horn
-in his forehead that “cast down the truth to the
-ground.” This was the <span class='it'>Review</span>. Professor Wilson was
-“the beautiful leopard from the valley of the plane
-trees,” referring to the <span class='it'>Isle of Palms</span>, the poem of which
-Christopher North was the author. Lockhart was the
-“scorpion which delighteth to sting the faces of men.”
-Hogg was “the great wild boar from the forests of
-Lebanon whetting his dreadful tusks for the battle.” It
-was the composition of these last three spirits, and is
-described by Aytoun as “a mirror in which we behold
-literary Edinburgh of 1817, translated into mythology.”
-It was chiefly put together one night at 53
-Queen Street, amidst uproarious laughter that shook
-the walls of the house, and made the ladies in the
-room above send to inquire in wonder what the gentlemen
-below were about. Even the grave Sir William
-Hamilton was of the party; he contributed a verse,
-and was so amused at his own performance that he
-tumbled off his chair in a fit of laughter. Perhaps the
-personalities by which it gained part of its success
-were not in the best taste, but never was squib so successful.
-<span class='pageno' title='164' id='Page_164'></span>
-It shook the town with rage and mirth. After
-well-nigh a century, though some sort of a key is essential,
-you read it with a grin; it has a permanent, if
-small, place in the history of letters. Yet Wilson contributed
-to the <span class='it'>Edinburgh</span>! “John,” said his mother
-when she heard it, “if you turn Whig, this house is no
-longer big enough for us both.” There was no fear
-of <span class='it'>that</span>, however.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The most engaging stories of Christopher North
-tell of his feats of endurance. After he was a grave professor
-he would throw off his coat and tackle successfully
-with his fists an obstreperous bully. He would
-walk seventy miles in the waking part of twenty-four
-hours. Once, in the braes of Glenorchy, he called at a
-farmhouse at eleven at night for refreshment. They
-brought him a bottle of whisky and a can of milk,
-which he mixed and consumed in two draughts from a
-huge bowl. He was called to the Scots bar in 1815, and
-from influence, or favour, agents at first sent him cases.
-He afterwards confessed that when he saw the papers
-on his table, he did not know what to do with them.
-But he speedily drifted into literature, wherein he
-made a permanent mark. We have all dipped into
-that huge mine of wit and wisdom, the <span class='it'>Noctes Ambrosianæ</span>.
-You would say of him, and you would of Scott,
-they were splendid men, their very faults and excesses
-lovable. What a strange power both had over animals!
-As in the case of Queen Mary, their servants
-were ever their faithful and devoted friends. Wilson
-kept a great number of dogs. Rover was a special favourite.
-As the animal was dying, Wilson bent over it,
-“Rover, my poor fellow, give me your paw,” as if he
-<span class='pageno' title='165' id='Page_165'></span>
-had been taking leave of a man. When Camp died,
-Scott reverently buried him in the back garden of his
-Castle Street house; his daughter noted the deep
-cloud of sorrow on her father’s face. Maida is with
-him on his monument as in life. Wilson kept sixty-two
-gamebirds all at once; they made a fearful noise.
-“Did they never fight?” queried his doctor. “No,” was
-the answer; “but put a hen amongst them, and I will
-not answer for the peace being long observed. And so
-it hath been since the beginning of the world.” These
-gifted men played each other tricks of the most impish
-nature. Lockhart once made a formal announcement
-of Christopher North’s sudden death, with a panegyric
-upon his character in the <span class='it'>Weekly Journal</span>; true, he confined
-it to a few copies, but it was rather a desperate
-method of jesting. Patrick Robertson, as Lord Robertson,
-a Senator of the College of Justice, published
-a volume of poems. This was duly reviewed in the
-<span class='it'>Quarterly</span>, which Lockhart edited, and a copy sent to
-the author; it finished off with this mad couplet:</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Here lies the peerless paper lord, Lord Peter,</p>
-<p class='line0'>Who broke the laws of God and man and metre.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='pindent'>The feelings of “Peter,” as his friends always called
-Robertson, may be imagined. True, it was the only
-copy of the <span class='it'>Review</span> that contained the couplet: it must
-have been some time before the disturbed poet found
-out. Yet “Peter” was a “jokist” of a scarcely less desperate
-character. At a dinner-party an Oxford don
-was parading his Greek erudition, to the boredom of
-the whole company. Robertson gravely replied to
-some proposition, “I rather think, sir, Dionysius of
-Halicarnassus is against you there.” “I beg your pardon,”
-<span class='pageno' title='166' id='Page_166'></span>
-said the don quickly, “Dionysius did not flourish
-for ninety years after that period.” “Oh,” rejoined
-Patrick, with an expression of face that must be imagined,
-“I made a mistake; I meant Thaddeus of Warsaw.”
-There was no more Greek erudition that night.
-This fondness for a jest followed those men into every
-concern of life. One of Wilson’s daughters came to
-her father in his study and asked, with appropriate
-blushes, his consent to her engagement to Professor
-Aytoun. He pinned a sheet of paper to her back, and
-packed her off to the next room, where her lover was.
-They were both a little mystified till he read the inscription:
-“With the author’s compliments.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>De Quincey spent the last thirty years of his life
-mainly in Edinburgh. His grave is in St. Cuthbert’s
-Churchyard. He seems a strange, exotic figure, for
-his literary interests, at any rate, were not at all Scots.
-Once he paid a casual visit to Gloucester Place, where
-Wilson lived. It was a stormy night, and he stayed
-on—for about a year. His hours and dietary were
-peculiar, but he was allowed to do exactly as he liked.
-“Thomas de Sawdust,” as W. E. Henley rather cruelly
-nicknamed him, excited the astonishment of the
-Scots cook by the magnificent way in which he ordered
-a simple meal. “Weel, I never heard the like o’
-that in a’ my days; the bodie has an awfu’ sicht o’
-words. If it had been my ain maister that was wanting
-his denner he would ha’ ordered a hale tablefu’
-in little mair than a waff o’ his han’, and here’s a’ this
-claver aboot a bit mutton no bigger than a preen. Mr.
-De Quinshay would mak’ a gran’ preacher, though
-I’m thinking a hantle o’ the folk wouldna ken what
-<span class='pageno' title='167' id='Page_167'></span>
-he was driving at.” During most of the day De Quincey
-lay in a stupor; the early hours of the next morning
-were his time for talk. The Edinburgh of that
-time was still a town of strong individualities, brilliant
-wits, and clever talkers, but when that weird voice
-began, the listeners, though they were the very flower
-of the intellect of the place, were content to hold their
-peace: all tradition lies, or this strange figure was here
-the first of them all.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>In some ways it was a curious and primitive time,
-certainly none of these men was a drunkard, but they
-all wrote as if they quaffed liquor like the gods of
-the Norse mythology, and with some of them practice
-conformed to theory, whilst fists and sticks were quite
-orthodox modes of settling disputes. Even the grave
-Ebony was not immune. A writer in Glasgow, one
-Douglas, was aggrieved at some real or fancied reference
-in the Magazine. He hied him to Edinburgh, and
-as Mr. Blackwood was entering his shop, he laid a
-horsewhip in rather a half-hearted fashion, it would
-seem, about his shoulders. Then he made off. The editor
-publisher forthwith procured a cudgel, and luckily
-discovered his aggressor on the point of entering the
-Glasgow coach; he gave him a sound beating. As
-nothing more is heard of the incident, probably both
-sides considered honour as satisfied. How difficult to
-imagine people of position in incidents like this in
-Edinburgh of to-day; but I will not dwell longer on
-them and their likes, but move on to another era.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“<span class='it'>Virgilium viditantum</span>,” very happily quoted Scott,
-the only time he ever saw (save for a casual street
-view) and spoke with Burns. One wishes that there
-<span class='pageno' title='168' id='Page_168'></span>
-was more to be said of Scott and Carlyle. Carlyle
-was a student at Edinburgh, and passed the early
-years of his literary working life there. He saw Scott
-on the street many a time and earnestly desired a
-more intimate knowledge. This meeting would have
-been as interesting as that, but it was not to be. Never
-was fate more ironical, nay, perverse. Goethe was the
-friend and correspondent of both, and it seemed to him
-at Weimar an odd thing that these men, both students
-of German literature, both citizens of Edinburgh,
-should not be personal friends. He did everything he
-could. Through Carlyle he sent messages and gifts
-to Scott, and these Carlyle transmitted in a modest
-and courteous note (13th April 1828). Alas! it was
-after the deluge. Scott, with the bravest of hearts, yet
-with lessening physical and mental power, was fighting
-that desperate and heroic battle we know so well.
-The letter went unanswered, and they never met.
-Less important people were kinder. Jeffrey told Carlyle
-he must give him a lift, and they were great friends
-afterwards. In 1815 for the first time he met Edward
-Irving in a room off Rose Street. The latter asked a
-number of local questions about Annan, which subject
-did not interest the youthful sage at all; finally,
-he professed total ignorance and indifference as to the
-history and condition of some one’s baby. “You seem
-to know nothing,” said Irving very crossly. The answer
-was characteristic. “Sir, by what right do you
-try my knowledge in this way? I have no interest to
-inform myself about the births in Annan, and care
-not if the process of birth and generation there should
-cease and determine altogether.” Carlyle studied for
-<span class='pageno' title='169' id='Page_169'></span>
-the Scots kirk, but he was soon very doubtful as to his
-vocation. In 1817 he came from Kirkcaldy to put down
-his name for the theological hall. “Old Dr. Ritchie was
-‘not at home’ when I called to enter myself. ‘Good,’ said
-I, ‘let the omen be fulfilled,’ ” and he shook the dust
-of the hall from his feet for evermore. Possibly he muttered
-something about, “Hebrew old Clo”, if he did,
-his genius for cutting nicknames carried him away.
-Through it all no one had greater reverence for the
-written Word. Carlyle, for good or for ill, was a Calvinist
-at heart. In the winter of 1823 he was sore beset
-with the “fiend dyspepsia.” He rode from his father’s
-house all the way to Edinburgh to consult a specialist.
-The oracle was not dubious. “It was all tobacco,
-sir; give up tobacco.” But could he give it up? “Give
-it up, sir?” he testily replied. “I can cut off my hand
-with an axe if that should be necessary.” Carlyle let
-it alone for months, but was not a whit the better;
-at length, swearing he would endure the “diabolical
-farce and delusion” no longer, he laid almost violent
-hands on a long clay and tobacco pouch and was as
-happy as it was possible for him to be. Perhaps the
-doctor was right after all.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Up to the middle of the last century a strange personage
-called Peter Nimmo, or more often Sir Peter
-Nimmo, moved about the classes of Edinburgh University,
-and had done so for years. Professor Masson
-in <span class='it'>Edinburgh Sketches and Memories</span> has told with
-his wonted care and accuracy what it is possible to
-know of the subject. He was most probably a “stickit
-minister” who hung about the classes year after year,
-half-witted no doubt, but with a method in his madness.
-<span class='pageno' title='170' id='Page_170'></span>
-He pretended or believed or not unwillingly was
-hoaxed into the belief that he was continually being
-asked to the houses of professors and others, where not
-seldom he was received and got some sort of entertainment.
-Using Professor Wilson’s name as a passport he
-achieved an interview with Wordsworth, who described
-him as “a Scotch baronet, eccentric in appearance,
-but fundamentally one of the most sensible men he had
-ever met with.” It was shrewdly suspected that he simply held
-his tongue, and allowed Wordsworth to do all
-the talking; a good listener is usually found a highly
-agreeable person. He tickled Carlyle’s sense of humour,
-and was made the subject of a poem by the latter
-in <span class='it'>Fraser’s Magazine</span>. It was one of the earliest and
-one of the very worst things that Carlyle ever did.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I note in passing that Peter Nimmo had a predecessor
-or contemporary, John Sheriff by name, who
-died in August 1844 in his seventieth year. He was
-widely known as Doctor Syntax, from some fancied
-resemblance to the stock portrait of that celebrity.
-He devoted all his time to University class-rooms and
-City churches, through which he roamed at will as by
-prescriptive right. He boasted that he had attended
-more than a hundred courses of lectures; but his great
-joy was when any chance enabled him to occupy the
-seat of the Lord High Commissioner in St. Giles’.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>One of Carlyle’s best passages is the account in
-<span class='it'>Sartor Resartus</span> of his perambulation of the Rue St.
-Thomas de L’Enfer, the spiritual conflict that he
-waged then with himself, the victory that he won in
-which the everlasting “Yes” answered the everlasting
-“No.” Under the somewhat melodramatic French
-<span class='pageno' title='171' id='Page_171'></span>
-name Leith Walk is signified, the most commonplace
-thoroughfare in a town where the ways are rarely commonplace.
-Perhaps the name was suggested by a
-quaint incident that befell him there. He was walking
-along it when a drunken sailor coming from Leith
-and “tacking” freely as he walked ran into a countryman
-going the other way. “Go to hell,” said the sailor,
-wildly and unreasonably enraged. “Od, man, I’m going
-to Leith,” said the other, “as if merely pleading a previous
-engagement, and proceeded calmly on his way.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I have said the fates were kind in linking together
-though but for a moment the lives of Burns and Scott,
-and they were unkind in refusing this to the lives of
-Scott and Carlyle. You wish that in some way or
-other they had allowed Carlyle and Robert Louis
-Stevenson to meet, if but for a moment, so that the
-last great writer whom Edinburgh has produced
-might have had the kindly touch of personal intercourse
-with his predecessors; but it was not to be, nor
-are there many R.L.S. Edinburgh anecdotes worth
-the telling. This which he narrates of his grandfather,
-Robert of Bell Rock fame, is better than any about
-himself. The elder Stevenson’s wife was a pious lady
-with a circle of pious if humble friends. One of those,
-“an unwieldy old woman,” had fallen down one of
-those steep outside stairs abundant in old Edinburgh,
-but she crashed on a passing baker and escaped unhurt
-by what seemed to Mrs. Stevenson a special interposition
-of Providence. “I would like to know what
-kind of Providence the baker thought it,” exclaimed
-her husband.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>R.L.S. had certain flirtations with the Edinburgh
-<span class='pageno' title='172' id='Page_172'></span>
-underworld of his time, for the dreary respectability
-and precise formalism which has settled like a cloud
-on the once jovial Auld Reekie was abhorrent to the
-soul of the bright youth. No doubt he had his adventures,
-but if they are still known they are not recorded.
-There is some tradition of a novel, <span class='it'>Maggie Arnot</span>, I
-think it was called, wherein he told strange tales of
-dark Edinburgh closes, but pious hands consigned it,
-no doubt wisely and properly, to the flames; and
-though certain Corinthians were scornful and wrathful,
-yet you feel his true function was that of the wise
-and kindly, sympathetic and humane essayist and
-moralist that we have learned to love and admire, the
-almost Covenanting writer whom of a surety the men
-of the Covenant would have thrust out and perhaps
-violently ended in holy indignation. I gather a few
-scraps. Of the stories of his childhood this seems admirably
-characteristic. He was busy once with pencil
-and paper, and then addressed his mother: “Mamma, I
-have drawed a man. Shall I draw his soul now?” The
-makers of the New Town when they planned those
-wide, long, exposed streets, forgot one thing, and that
-was the Edinburgh weather, against which, if you
-think of it, the sheltered ways of the ancient city were
-an admirable protection. In many a passage R.L.S.
-has told us how the east wind, and the easterly “haar,”
-and the lack of sun assailed him like cruel and implacable
-foes. He would lean over the great bridge
-that spans what was once the Nor’ Loch, and watch
-the trains as they sped southward on their way, as it
-seemed, to lands of sunshine and romance.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i204.jpg' alt='Portrait of Robert Louis Stevenson' id='iid-0020' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>As an Edinburgh Student</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='noindent'>It was but
-the pathetic inconsistency of human nature that in the
-<span class='pageno' title='173' id='Page_173'></span>
-lands of perpetual sunshine made him think no stars
-were so splendid as the Edinburgh street lamps, and
-so the whole romance of his life was bound up with
-“the huddle of cold grey hills from which we came,”
-and most of all with that city of the hills, and the winds
-and the tempest where he had his origin. He was called
-to the Scots bar; his family were powerful in Edinburgh
-and so he got a little work—four briefs in all
-we are told. Even when he was far distant the brass
-plate on the door of 17 Heriot Row bore the legend
-“Mr. R. L. Stevenson, Advocate” for many a long day.
-Probably the time of the practical joker is passed in
-Edinburgh, or an agent might have been tempted
-to shove some papers in at the letter-box; but what
-about the cheque with which it used to be, and still is
-in theory at any rate, the laudable habit in the north
-of enclosing as companion to all such documents?
-Ah! that would indeed have been carrying the joke
-to an unreasonable length. I will not tell here of the
-memorable occasion when plain Leslie Stephen, as
-he then was, took him to the old Infirmary to introduce
-him to W. E. Henley, then a patient within those
-grimy walls. It was the beginning of a long story of
-literary and personal friendship, with strange ups and
-downs. Writing about Edinburgh as I do, I would fain
-brighten my page and conclude my chapter with one
-of his most striking notes on his birthplace. “I was
-born likewise within the bounds of an earthly city illustrious
-for her beauty, her tragic and picturesque associations,
-and for the credit of some of her brave sons.
-Writing as I do in a strange quarter of the world, and
-a late day of my age, I can still behold the profile of
-<span class='pageno' title='174' id='Page_174'></span>
-her towers and chimneys, and the long trail of her
-smoke against the sunset; I can still hear those strains
-of martial music that she goes to bed with, ending each
-day like an act of an opera to the notes of bugles; still
-recall with a grateful effort of memory, any one of a
-thousand beautiful and spacious circumstances that
-pleased me and that must have pleased any one in my
-half-remembered past. It is the beautiful that I thus
-actively recall, the august airs of the castle on its rock,
-nocturnal passages of lights and trees, the sudden
-song of the blackbird in a suburban lane, rosy and
-dusky winter sunsets, the uninhabited splendours of
-the early dawn, the building up of the city on a misty
-day, house above house, spire above spire, until it was
-received into a sky of softly glowing clouds, and seemed
-to pass on and upwards by fresh grades and rises,
-city beyond city, a New Jerusalem bodily scaling
-heaven.”</p>
-
-<div><span class='pageno' title='177' id='Page_177'></span><h1>CHAPTER EIGHT<br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>THE ARTISTS</span></h1></div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>St. Margaret, Queen of Malcolm
-Canmore, has been ingeniously if fancifully claimed
-as the earliest of Scots artists. At the end of her life
-she prophesied that Edinburgh Castle would be taken
-by the English. On the wall of her chapel she pictured
-a castle with a ladder against the rampart, and on
-the ladder a man in the act of climbing. In this fashion
-she intimated the castle would fall; <span class='it'>Gardez vous de
-Français</span>, she wrote underneath. Probably by the
-French she meant the Normans from whom she herself
-had fled. They had taken England and would try,
-she thought, to take Scotland. Thus you read the riddle,
-if it be worth your while. The years after are blank;
-the art was ecclesiastical and not properly native. In
-the century before the Reformation there is reason to
-believe that Edinburgh was crowded with fair shrines
-and churches beautifully adorned, but the Reformers
-speedily changed all that. The first important native
-name is that of George Jamesone (1586-1644), the
-Scots Van Dyck, as he is often called, who, though he
-was born in Aberdeen, finally settled in Edinburgh,
-and, like everybody else, you might say, was buried
-in Greyfriars.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>In 1729 a fine art association, called the Edinburgh
-Academy of St. Luke, was formed, but it speedily
-went to pieces. This is not the place to trace the art
-history of that or of the Edinburgh Select Society.
-In 1760 classes were opened at what was called the
-Trustees Academy; it was supported by an annual
-grant of £2000, which was part compensation for the
-increased burdens imposed on Scotland by the union
-with England. This was successively under the charge
-<span class='pageno' title='178' id='Page_178'></span>
-of Alexander Runciman, David Allan, called the
-“Scots Hogarth,” John Graham, and Andrew Wilson.
-It still exists as a department of the great government
-art institution at South Kensington. In 1808 a Society
-of Incorporated Artists was formed, and it began
-an annual exhibition of pictures which at first were
-very successful. Then came the institution for the
-encouragement of fine arts in Scotland, formed in
-1819. In 1826 the foundations, so to speak, of the Scottish
-Academy were laid. In 1837 it received its charter,
-and was henceforth known as the Royal Scottish
-Academy; its annual exhibition was the chief art event
-of the year in Scotland, and since 1855 this exhibition
-has been held in the Grecian temple on the Mound,
-which is one of the most prominent architectural effects
-in Edinburgh. It is a mere commonplace to say there
-is no art without wealth, and, as far as Edinburgh is
-concerned, it is only after a new town began that she
-had painters worth the naming. It is a period of (roughly)
-150 years. It is possible that in the future Glasgow
-maybe more important than Edinburgh, but with this
-I have nothing to do. I have only to tell a few anecdotes
-of the chief figures, and first of all there is Jamesone.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Whatever be his merits, we ought to be grateful to
-this artist because he has preserved for us so many
-contemporary figures. Pictures in those days were
-often made to tell a story. After the battle of Langside
-Lord Seton escaped to Flanders, where he was
-forced to drive a waggon for his daily bread. He returned
-in happier times for his party, and entered
-again into possession of his estates. He had himself
-painted by Jamesone, represented or dressed as a waggoner
-<span class='pageno' title='179' id='Page_179'></span>
-driving a wain with four horses attached, and
-the picture was hung at Seton Palace. When Charles
-<span style='font-size:smaller'>I.</span> came to Scotland in 1633 he dined with my Lord.
-He was much struck with the painting, could not, in
-fact, keep his eyes off it. The admiration of an art critic
-of such rank was fatal. What could a loyal courtier
-do but beg His Majesty’s acceptance thereof? “Oh,”
-said the King, “he could not rob the family of so inestimable
-a jewel.” Royally spoken, and, you may
-be sure, gratefully heard. It is said the magistrates
-of Edinburgh employed Jamesone to trick up the Netherbow
-Port with portraits of the century of ancient
-Kings of the line of Fergus. Hence possibly the legend
-that he limned those same mythical royalties
-we see to-day at Holyrood Palace, though it is certain
-enough they are not his, but Flemish De Witt’s.
-Jamesone was in favour with Charles, assuredly a discriminating
-patron of art and artists. The King stopped
-his horse at the Bow and gazed long at the grim
-phantoms in whose reality he, like everybody else, devoutly
-believed. He gave Jamesone a diamond ring
-from his own finger, and he afterwards sat for his portrait.
-He allowed the painter to work with his hat on
-to protect him from the cold, which so puffed up our
-artist that he would hardly ever take it off again, no
-matter what company he frequented. We don’t know
-his reward, but it seems his ordinary fee was £1 sterling
-for a portrait. No doubt it was described as £20
-Scots, which made it look better but not go farther.
-You do not wonder that there was a lack of eminent
-painters when the leader of them all was thus rewarded.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='180' id='Page_180'></span>
-Artists work from various motives. Witness Sir
-Robert Strange the engraver. He fell ardently in love
-with Isabella Lumsden, whose brother acted as secretary
-to Prince Charles Edward Stuart. The lady was
-an extreme Jacobite, and insisted that Strange should
-throw in his lot with the old stock. He was present in
-the great battles of the ’45, and at Inverness engraved
-a plate for bank-notes for the Stuart Government. He
-had soon other things to think of. When the cause collapsed
-at Culloden, he was in hiding in Edinburgh for
-some time, and existed by selling portraits of the
-exiled family at small cost. Once when visiting his
-Isabella the Government soldiers nearly caught him;
-probably they had a shrewd suspicion he was like to
-be in the house, which they unexpectedly entered. The
-lady was equal to this or any other occasion. She wore
-one of the enormous hoops of the period, and under
-this her lover lay hid, she the while defiantly carolling
-a Jacobite air whilst the soldiers were looking up the
-chimney, and under the table, and searching all other
-orthodox places of refuge. The pair were shortly afterwards
-married. Strange had various and, finally, prosperous
-fortunes, and in 1787 was knighted. “If,” as
-George <span style='font-size:smaller'>III.</span> said with a grin, for he knew his history,
-“he would accept that honour from an Elector of Hanover.”
-But the King’s great favourite among Scots artists
-was Allan Ramsay, the son of the poet and possibly
-of like Jacobite proclivities, although about that
-we hear nothing. He had studied “at the seat of the
-Beast,” as his father said, in jest you may be sure, for
-our old friend was no highflyer.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i213.jpg' alt='Portrait of Allan Ramsay' id='iid-0021' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>ALLAN RAMSAY, PAINTER</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From a Mezzotint after Artist’s own painting</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='noindent'>Young Ramsay became an
-accomplished man of the world, and had more
-<span class='pageno' title='181' id='Page_181'></span>
-than a double share, like his father before him, of the
-pawkiness attributed, though not always truthfully,
-to his countrymen. He was soon in London and painting
-Lord Bute most diligently. He did it so well that
-he made Reynolds, in emulation, carefully elaborate
-a full-length that he was doing at the time. “I wish
-to show legs with Ramsay’s Lord Bute,” quoth he.
-The King preferred Ramsay; he talked German, an
-accomplishment rare with Englishmen at the period,
-and he fell in, so to say, with the King’s homely ways.
-When His Majesty had dined plentifully on his favourite
-boiled mutton and turnips he would say: “Now,
-Ramsay, sit down in my place and take your dinner.”
-He was a curled darling of great folk and was appointed
-Court painter in 1767. A universal favourite, even
-Johnson had a good word for him. All this has nothing
-to do with art, and nobody puts him beside
-Reynolds, but he was highly prosperous. The King
-was wont to present the portrait of himself and his
-consort to all sorts of great people, so Ramsay and
-his assistants were kept busy. Once he went on a
-long visit to Rome, partly on account of his health.
-He left directions with his most able assistant, Philip
-Reinagle, to get ready fifty pairs of Kings and Queens
-at ten guineas apiece. Now Reinagle had learned to
-paint so like Ramsay that no mortal man could tell
-the difference, but as he painted over and over again
-the commonplace features of their Majesties, he got
-heartily sick of the business. He struck for more pay
-and got thirty instead of ten guineas, so after the end
-of six years he managed to get through with it, somehow
-or other, but ever afterwards he looked back upon
-<span class='pageno' title='182' id='Page_182'></span>
-the period as a horrid nightmare. Ramsay was a scholar,
-a wit, and a gentleman. In a coarse age he was
-delicate and choice. He was fond of tea, but wine was
-too much for his queasy stomach. Art was certainly
-not the all in all for him, and his pictures are feeble.
-Possibly he did not much care; he had his reward.
-Some critics have thought that he might have been
-a great painter if his heart had been entirely in his
-work.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It has been said of a greater than he, of the incomparable
-Sir Henry Raeburn, that the one thing wanting
-to raise his genius into the highest possible sphere
-was the chastening of a great sorrow or the excitement
-of a great passion. I cannot myself conceive
-anything better than his <span class='it'>Braxfield</span> among men or his
-<span class='it'>Mrs. James Campbell</span> among women, but I have no
-right to speak. At least his prosperity enabled him to
-paint a whole generation, though from that generation
-as we have it on his canvas, a strange malice of
-fate makes the figure of Robert Burns, the greatest of
-them all, most conspicuous by its absence. His prosperity
-and contentment were the result of the simple
-life and plain living of old Edinburgh. He was a great
-friend of John Clerk, afterwards Lord Eldin. In very
-early days Clerk asked him to dinner. The landlady
-uncovered two dishes, one held three herrings and the
-other three potatoes. “Did I not tell you, wuman,”
-said John with that accent which was to make “a’
-the Fifteen” tremble, “that a gentleman was to dine
-wi’ me, and that ye were to get <span class='it'>sax</span> herrings and <span class='it'>sax</span>
-potatoes?”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>These were his salad days, and ere they were fled
-<span class='pageno' title='183' id='Page_183'></span>
-a wealthy young widow saw and loved Raeburn. She
-was not personally known to him, but her wit easily
-devised a method. She asked to have her portrait
-painted, and the rest was plain sailing. It was then the
-fixed tradition of all the northern painters that you
-must study at Rome if you would be an artist. Raeburn
-set off for Italy. The story is that he had an introduction
-to Sir Joshua Reynolds, whom he visited as
-he passed through London. Reynolds was much impressed
-with the youth from the north, and at the end
-took him aside, and in the most delicate manner suggested
-that if money was necessary for his studies
-abroad he was prepared to advance it. Raeburn gratefully
-declined. When he returned from Rome he settled
-in Edinburgh, from which he scarcely stirred. His
-old master, Martin, jealously declared that the lad in
-George Street painted better before he went to Rome,
-but the rest of Scotland did not agree. It became a
-matter of course that everybody who was anybody
-should get himself painted by Raeburn. He seemed
-to see at once into the character of the face he had
-before him, and so his pictures have that remarkable
-characteristic of great artists, they tell us more of the
-man than the actual sight of the man himself does;
-but again I go beyond my province.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The early life of many Scots artists (and doctors)
-is connected with Edinburgh, but the most important
-part is given to London. Thus Sir David Wilkie
-belongs first of all to Fife, for he was born at Cults,
-where his father was parish minister. His mother saw
-him drawing something with chalk on the floor. The
-child said he was making “bonnie Lady Gonie,” referring
-<span class='pageno' title='184' id='Page_184'></span>
-to Lady Balgonie, who lived near. Obviously
-this same story might have been told of many people,
-not afterwards eminent. In fact, Wilkie’s development
-was not rapid. In 1799, when he was fourteen, he
-went to the Trustees Academy at Edinburgh. George
-Thomson, the Secretary, after examining his drawings
-declared that they had not sufficient merit to
-procure his admission. The Earl of Leven, however,
-insisted he must be admitted, and admitted he was.
-He proceeded to draw from the antique, not at first
-triumphantly. His father showed one of his studies to
-one of his elders. “What was it?” queried the douce
-man. “A foot,” was the answer. “A fute! a fute! it’s
-mair like a fluke than a fute.” In 1804 he returned
-to Cults where he employed himself painting Pitlessie
-Fair. At church he saw an ideal character study
-nodding in one of the pews. He soon had it transferred
-to the flyleaf of the Bible. He had not escaped
-attention, and was promptly taken to task. He stoutly
-asserted that in the sketch the eye and the hand alone
-were engaged, he could hear the sermon all the time.
-The ingenuity or matchless impudence of this assertion
-fairly astounded his accusers, and the matter
-dropped. I do not tell here how he went to London
-and became famous. How famous let this anecdote
-show. In 1817 he was at Abbotsford making a group
-of the Scott family: he went with William Laidlaw
-to Altrive to see Hogg. “Laidlaw,” said the shepherd,
-“this is not the great Mr. Wilkie?” “It’s just the
-great Mr. Wilkie, Hogg.” The poet turned to the
-painter: “I cannot tell you how pleased I am to see
-you in my house and how glad I am to see you are
-so young a man.”</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i218.jpg' alt='Portrait of Rev. John Thomson of Duddingston' id='iid-0022' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>REV. JOHN THOMSON OF DUDDINGSTON</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From the Engraving by Croll</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='185' id='Page_185'></span></p>
-<p class='noindent'>This curious greeting is explained
-thus: Hogg had taken Wilkie for a horse-couper.
-What Wilkie would have taken Hogg for we are not
-told, possibly for something of the same.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Wilkie, as everybody knows, painted subjects of
-ordinary life in Scotland and England, such as <span class='it'>The
-Village Festival</span>, <span class='it'>Rent Day</span>, <span class='it'>The Penny Wedding</span>, and
-so forth. In the prime of life he went to Spain, and
-was much impressed with the genius of Velasquez,
-then little known in this country. He noticed a similarity
-to Raeburn, perhaps that peculiar directness
-in going straight to the heart of the subject, that putting
-on the canvas the very soul of the man, common
-to both painters. The story goes that when in
-Madrid he went daily to the Museo del Prado, set
-himself down before the picture <span class='it'>Los Borrachos</span>, spent
-three hours gazing at it in a sort of ecstasy, and then,
-when fatigue and admiration had worn him out, he
-would take up his hat and with a deep sigh leave the
-place for the time.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Another son of the manse is more connected with
-Edinburgh than ever Wilkie was, and this is the Rev.
-John Thomson, known as Thomson of Duddingston,
-from the fact that he was parish minister there from
-1801 till his death in 1840. His father was incumbent
-of Dailly in Ayrshire, and here he spent his early
-years. He received the elements of art from the village
-carpenter—at least, so that worthy averred. He
-was wont to introduce the subject to a stranger. “Ye’ll
-ken ane John Thomson, a minister?” “Why, Thomson
-of Duddingston, the celebrated painter? Do you
-know him?” “<span class='it'>Me</span> ken him? It was <span class='it'>me</span> that first taught
-<span class='pageno' title='186' id='Page_186'></span>
-him to pent.” As in the case of Wilkie, his art leanings
-got him into difficulty. At a half-yearly communion
-he noted a picturesque old hillman, and needs must
-forthwith transfer him to paper. The fathers and brethren
-were not unnaturally annoyed and disgusted, and
-they deputed one of their number to deal faithfully
-with the offender. Thomson listened in solemn silence,
-nay, took what appeared to be some pencil notes of the
-grave words of censure, at length he suddenly showed
-the other a hastily drawn sketch of himself. “What auld
-cankered carl do ye think this is?” The censor could
-not choose but laugh, and the incident ended. Thomson
-was twice married. His second wife was Miss
-Dalrymple of Fordel. She saw his picture of <span class='it'>The Falls
-of Foyers</span>, and conceived a passion to know the artist,
-and the moment he saw her he determined “that woman
-must be my wife.” As he afterwards said, “We
-just drew together.” The manse at Duddingston became
-for a time a very muses’ bower; the choicest of
-Edinburgh wits, chief among them Scott himself, were
-constant visitors. Of illustrious strangers perhaps the
-greatest was Turner, though his remarks were not
-altogether amiable. “Ah, Thomson, you beat me hollow—in
-<span class='it'>frames</span>!” He was more eulogistic of certain
-pictures. “The man who did <span class='it'>that</span> could paint.” When
-he took his leave he said, as he got into the carriage,
-“By God, though, Thomson, I envy you that loch.”
-To-day the prospect is a little spoilt by encroaching
-houses and too many people, but Scotland has few
-choicer views than that placid water, the old church
-at the edge, the quaint village, and the mighty Lion
-Hill that broods over all. Thomson is said to have
-<span class='pageno' title='187' id='Page_187'></span>
-diligently attended to his clerical duties, but he was
-hard put to it sometimes, for you believe he was more
-artist than theologian. He built himself a studio in
-the manse garden down by the loch. This he called
-Edinburgh, so that too importunate callers might be
-warded off with the remark that he was at Edinburgh.
-“Gone to Edinburgh,” you must know, is the traditional
-excuse of everybody in Duddingston who shuts his
-door. One Sunday John, the minister’s man, “jowed”
-the bell long and earnestly in vain—the well-known
-figure would not emerge from the manse. John rushed
-off to the studio by the loch and found, as he expected,
-the minister hard at work with a canvas before
-him. He admonished him that it was past the
-time, that the people were assembled, and the bells
-“rung in.” “Oh, John,” said his master, in perplexed
-entreaty, “just go and ring the bell for another five minutes
-till I get in this bonnie wee bit o’ sky.” An old woman
-of his congregation was in sore trouble, and went
-to the minister and asked for a bit prayer. Thomson
-gave her two half-crowns. “Take that, Betty, my good
-woman, it’s likely to do you more good than any prayer
-I’m likely to make,” a kindly but amusingly cynical
-remark, in the true vein of the moderates of the
-eighteenth century. “Here, J. F.,” he said to an eminent
-friend who visited him on a Sunday afternoon,
-“<span class='it'>you</span> don’t care about breaking the Sabbath, gie these
-pictures a touch of varnish.” These were the days before
-the Disruption and the evangelical revival. You
-may set off against him the name of Sir George Harvey,
-who was made president of the northern Academy
-in 1864. He was much in sympathy with Scots
-<span class='pageno' title='188' id='Page_188'></span>
-religious tradition, witness his <span class='it'>Quitting the Manse</span>,
-his <span class='it'>Covenanting Preaching</span>, and other deservedly famous
-pictures. As Mr. W. D. M‘Kay points out, the
-Disruption produced in a milder form a recrudescence
-of the strain of thought and sentiment of Covenanting
-times, and this influenced the choice of subjects.
-In his early days when Harvey talked of painting,
-a friend advised him to look at Wilkie; he looked
-and seemed to see nothing that was worth the looking,
-but he examined again and again, even as Wilkie
-himself had gazed on Velasquez, and so saw in him
-“the very finest of the wheat.” In painting the picture
-<span class='it'>The Wise and Foolish Builders</span>, he made a child construct
-a house on the sand, so that he might see exactly
-how the thing was done, not, however, that he
-fell into the stupid error of believing that work and
-care were everything. He would neither persuade a
-man nor dissuade him from an artistic career. “If it is
-in him,” he was wont to say, “it is sure to come out,
-whether I advise him or not.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Of the truth of this saying the life of David Roberts
-is an example. He was the son of a shoemaker and
-was born at Stockbridge, Edinburgh, at the end of the
-eighteenth century. Like most town boys of the period
-he haunted the Mound, then a favourite stand for wild
-beast caravans. This was before the era of Grecian temples
-and statues and trim-kept gardens, and “Geordie
-Boyd’s mud brig” (to recall a long-vanished popular
-name) was an unkempt wilderness. He drew pictures
-of the shows on the wall of the white-washed kitchen
-with the end of a burnt stick and a bit of keel, in order
-that his mother might see what they were like. When
-<span class='pageno' title='189' id='Page_189'></span>
-she had satisfied her curiosity, why—a dash of white-wash
-and the wall was as good as ever! His more
-ambitious after-attempts were exhibited by the honest
-cobbler to his customers. “Hoo has the callant
-learnt it?” was the perplexed inquiry. With some
-friends of like inclination he turned a disused cellar
-into a life academy: they tried their prentice hands on
-a donkey, and then they sat for one another; but this
-is not the place to follow his upward struggles. In 1858
-he received the freedom of the city of Edinburgh.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Where there’s a will there’s a way, but ways are
-manifold and some of them are negative. Horatio
-Maculloch, the landscape-painter, in his <span class='it'>Edinburgh
-from Dalmeny Park</span>, had introduced into the foreground
-the figure of a woodman lopping the branches
-of a fallen tree. This figure gave him much trouble,
-so he told his friend, Alexander Smith, the poet. One
-day he said cheerfully, “Well, Smith, I have done that
-figure at last.” “Indeed, and how?” “I have painted
-it out!” Even genius and hard work do not always
-ensure success. If ever there was a painter of genius
-that man was David Scott, most pathetic figure among
-Edinburgh artists. You scarce know why his
-fame was not greater, or his work not more sought
-after. His life was a short one (1806-1849) and his
-genius did not appeal to the mass, for he did not and
-perhaps could not produce a great body of highly impressive
-work. Yet, take the best of his illustrations
-to Coleridge’s <span class='it'>Ancient Mariner</span>. You read the poem
-with deeper meaning, with far deeper insight, after you
-have looked on them; to me at least they seem greater
-than William Blake’s illustrations to <span class='it'>Blair’s Grave</span>, a
-<span class='pageno' title='190' id='Page_190'></span>
-work of like nature. Still more wonderful is the amazing
-<span class='it'>Puck Fleeing Before the Dawn</span>. The artist rises
-to the height of his great argument; his genius is for
-the moment equal to Shakespeare’s; the spirit of unearthly
-drollery and mischief and impish humour takes
-bodily form before your astonished gaze. “His soul
-was like a star and dwelt apart;” the few anecdotes
-of him have a strange, weird touch. When a boy, he
-was handed over to a gardener to be taken to the country.
-He took a fancy he would never be brought back;
-the gardener swore he would bring him back himself;
-the child, only half convinced, treated the astonished
-rustic to a discourse on the commandments, and warned
-him if he broke his word he would be guilty of
-a lie. The gardener, more irritated than amused, wished
-to have nothing whatever to do with him. Going
-into a room once where there was company, he was
-much struck with the appearance of a young lady
-there; he went up to her, laid his hand on her knees,
-“You are very beautiful,” he said. As a childish prank
-he thought he would make a ghost and frighten some
-other children. With a bolster and a sheet he succeeded
-only too well; he became frantic with terror, and
-fairly yelled the house down in his calls for help.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A different man altogether was Sir Daniel Macnee,
-who was R.S.A. in 1876. He was born the same year
-as David Scott, and lived long after him. The famous
-portrait painter, kindly, polished, accomplished, was
-a man of the world, widely known and universally popular,
-except that his universal suavity of itself now
-and again excited enmity. “I dinna like Macnee a
-bit,” said a sour-grained old Scots dame; “he’s aye
-<span class='pageno' title='191' id='Page_191'></span>
-everybody’s freend!” The old lady might have found
-Sam Bough more to her taste. Though born in Carlisle
-he settled in Edinburgh in 1855, and belongs to
-the northern capital. In dress and much else he delighted
-to run tilt at conventions, and was rather an
-<span class='it'>enfant terrible</span> at decorous functions. At some dinner
-or other he noted a superbly got up picture-dealer,
-whom he pretended to mistake for a waiter. “John—John,
-I say, John, bring me a pint of wine, and let it
-be of the choicest vintage.” His pranks at last provoked
-Professor Blackie, who was present, to declare
-roundly and audibly, “I am astonished that a man who
-can paint like an angel should come here and conduct
-himself like a fool.” He delighted in the Lothian and
-Fife coasts. The Bass he considered in some sort his
-own property, so he jocularly told its owner, Sir Hew
-Dalrymple, “You get £20 a year or so out of it; I make
-two or three hundred.” Bough was the very picture
-of a genial Bohemian, perhaps he was rather fitted to
-shine, a light of the Savage Club than of the northern
-capital, where, if tradition was followed, there was always
-something grim and fell even about the merry-making.
-One or two of his genial maxims are worth
-quoting. There had been some row about a disputed
-succession. “It’s an awful warning,” he philosophised,
-“to all who try to save money in this world. You had
-far better spend your tin on a little sound liquor, wherewith
-to comfort your perishable corps, than have such
-cursed rows about it after you have gone.” And again
-his golden rule of the <span class='it'>Ars Bibendi</span>, “I like as much
-as I can get honestly and carry decently,” on which
-profound maxim let us make an end of our chapter.</p>
-
-<div><span class='pageno' title='195' id='Page_195'></span><h1>CHAPTER NINE<br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>THE WOMEN OF EDINBURGH</span></h1></div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Anecdotes of the women of Edinburgh
-are mainly of the eighteenth century. The
-events of an earlier period are too tragic for a trivial
-story or they come under other heads. Is it an anecdote
-to tell how, on the night of Rizzio’s murder (9th
-March 1566), the conspirators upset the supper table,
-and unless Jane, Countess of Argyll, had caught at a
-falling candle the rest of the tragedy had been played
-in total darkness? And it is only an unusual fact about
-this same countess that when she came to die she was
-enclosed in the richest coffin ever seen in Scotland;
-the compartments and inscriptions being all set in
-solid gold. The chroniclers ought to have some curious
-anecdotes as to the subsequent fate of that coffin,
-but they have not, it vanishes unaccountably from
-history. The tragedies of the Covenant have stories
-of female heroism; the women were not less constant
-than the men, nay, that learned but malicious gossip,
-Charles Kirkpatrick Sharpe, insinuates that the husband
-might have given in at the last minute, ay, when
-the rope was round his neck at the Cross or the Grassmarket,
-but the wife urged him to be true to the death.
-The wives of the persecutors had not seldom a strong
-sympathy with the persecuted. The Duchess of Rothes,
-as Lady Ann Lindsay became, sheltered the
-Covenanters. Her husband dropped a friendly hint,
-“My hawks will be out to-night, my Lady, so you had
-better take care of your blackbirds.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It was natural that a sorely tried and oppressed
-nation should paint the oppressor in the blackest of
-<span class='pageno' title='196' id='Page_196'></span>
-colours. You are pleased with an anecdote like the
-above, showing that a gleam of pity sometimes crossed
-those truculent faces. The Duke of York (afterwards
-James <span style='font-size:smaller'>VII.</span>) at Holyrood had his playful and humane
-hour. There was a sort of informal theatre at the palace.
-In one of the pieces the Princess Anne lay dead
-upon the stage—such was her part. Mumper, her
-own and her father’s favourite dog, was not persuaded,
-he jumped and fawned on her; she laughed, the
-audience loyally obeyed and the tragedy became a
-farce. “Her Majesty had <span class='it'>sticked</span> the part,” said Morrison
-of Prestongrange gruffly. The Duke was shipwrecked
-on the return voyage to Scotland and Mumper
-was drowned. A courtier uttered some suavely
-sympathetic words about the dog. “How, sir, can you
-speak of <span class='it'>him</span>, when so many fine fellows went to the
-bottom?” rejoined His Royal Highness.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Here is a story from the other side. In 1681 the
-Earl of Argyll was committed to the Castle for declining
-the oath required by the Test Act. On the 12th
-December he was condemned to death and on the
-20th he learned that his execution was imminent.
-Lady Sophia Lindsay of Balcarres, his daughter-in-law,
-comes, it was given out, to bid him a last farewell;
-there is a hurried change of garments in the prison,
-and presently Argyll emerges as lacquey bearing her
-long train. At the critical moment the sentinel roughly
-grasped him by the arm. Those Scots dames had
-the nerve of iron and resource without parallel. The
-lady pulled the train out of his hand into the mud,
-slashed him across the face with it till he was all
-smudged over, and rated him soundly for stupidity.
-<span class='pageno' title='197' id='Page_197'></span>
-The soldier laughed, the lady entered the coach, the
-fugitive jumped on the footboard behind, and so away
-into the darkness and liberty of a December night.
-Ere long he was safe in Holland, and she was just as
-safe in the Tolbooth, for even that age would give her
-no other punishment than a brief confinement. Perhaps
-more stoical fortitude was required in the Lady
-Graden’s case. She was sister-in-law to Baillie of Jerviswood.
-At his trial in 1684 for treason she kept up
-his strength from time to time with cordials, for he was
-struck with mortal sickness; she walked with him, as
-he was carried along the High Street, to the place of
-execution at the Cross. He pointed out to her Warriston’s
-window (long since removed from the totally
-altered close of that name), and told of the high talk he
-had engaged in with her father, who had himself gone
-that same dread way some twenty years before. She
-“saw him all quartered, and took away every piece and
-wrapped it up in some linen cloth with more than masculine
-courage.” So says Lauder of Fountainhall, who
-had been one of the Crown counsel at the trial.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Even as children the women of that time were brave
-and devoted. Grizel Hume, daughter of Sir Patrick
-Hume of Polwarth, when a child of twelve was sent by
-her father from the country to Edinburgh to take important
-messages to Baillie as he lay in prison. A hard
-task for a child of those years, but she went through it
-safely; perhaps it was no harder than conveying food
-at the dead of night to the family vault in Polwarth
-Churchyard where her father was concealed. When
-visiting the prison she became acquainted with the son
-and namesake of Jerviswood: they were afterwards
-<span class='pageno' title='198' id='Page_198'></span>
-married. The memories of the Hon. George Baillie of
-Jerviswood and of his wife the Lady Grizel Baillie are
-preserved for us in an exquisite monograph by their
-daughter, Lady Grizel Murray of Stanhope. The name
-of a distinguished statesman is often for his own age
-merely, but the authoress of a popular song has a
-surer title to fame. In one of his last years in Dumfries,
-Burns quoted Lady Grizel Baillie’s “And werena my
-heart licht I wad dee” to a young friend who noted the
-coldness with which the townsfolk then regarded him.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It is matter of history that Argyll did not escape
-in the long run. In 1685, three years before the dawn
-of the Revolution, he made that unfortunate expedition
-to Scotland which ended in failure, capture and
-death on the old charge. One of his associates was
-Sir John Cochrane of Ochiltree; he also was captured
-and as a “forefaulted traitor” was led by the hangman
-through the streets of Edinburgh bound and
-bareheaded. A line from London and all was over,
-so his friends thought, but that line never arrived. On
-the 7th of July in that year the English mail was
-twice stopped and robbed near Alnwick. The daring
-highwayman turned out to be a girl! She was Grizel,
-Sir John’s daughter, disguised in men’s clothes and
-(of course) armed to the teeth. In the end Sir John
-obtained his pardon, and lived to be Earl of Dundonald.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>In the middle of the next century we have this on the
-Jacobite side. When the Highlanders were in Carlisle
-in the ’45 a lady called Dacre, daughter of a gentleman
-in Cumberland, lay at Rose Castle in the pangs
-of childbirth and very ill indeed. A party of Highlanders
-<span class='pageno' title='199' id='Page_199'></span>
-under Macdonald of Kinloch Moidart entered
-her dwelling to occupy it as their own. When the
-leader learned what had taken place, the presumed
-Highland savage showed himself a considerate and
-chivalrous gentleman. With courteous words he drew
-off his men, took the white cockade from his bonnet
-and pinned it on the child’s breast. Thus it served to
-guard not merely the child but the whole household.
-The infant became in after years the wife of Clerk of
-Pennicuick, her house was at 100 Princes Street, she
-lived far into the last century, known by her erect
-walk, which she preserved till over her eightieth year,
-and by her quaint dress. Once she was sitting in Constable’s
-shop when Sir Walter Scott went by. “Oh, sir
-Walter, are you really going to pass me?” she called
-out in a dudgeon that was only half feigned. But she
-was easily pacified. “Sure, my Lady,” said the Wizard
-in comic apology, “by this time I might know your
-back as well as your face.” She was called the “White
-Rose of Scotland” from the really beautiful legend of
-the white cockade, which she wore on every important
-occasion. And what of the Highland Bayard? His
-estates were forfeited, his home was burned to the
-ground, and himself on the Gallows Hill at Carlisle
-on the 18th October 1746 suffered the cruel and ignominious
-death of a traitor—<span class='it'>aequitate deum erga bona
-malaque documenta</span>!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The women were on the side of the Jacobites even
-to the end. “Old maiden ladies were the last leal Jacobites
-in Edinburgh. Spinsterhood in its loneliness
-remained ever true to Prince Charlie and the vanished
-dreams of its youth.” Thus Dame Margaret Sinclair
-<span class='pageno' title='200' id='Page_200'></span>
-of Dunbeath; and she adds that in the old Episcopal
-chapel in the Cowgate the last of those Jacobite
-ladies never failed to close her prayer book and stand
-erect in silent protest, when the prayer for King George
-<span style='font-size:smaller'>III.</span> and the reigning family was read in the Church
-service. Alison Rutherford, born 1712 and the wife of
-Patrick Cockburn of Ormiston, was not of this way
-of thinking. She lived in the house of, and (it seems)
-under the rule of, her father-in-law. She said she
-was married to a man of seventy-five. He was Lord
-Justice-Clerk, and unpopular for his severity to the
-unfortunate rebels of the ’15. The nine of diamonds,
-for some occult reason, was called the curse of Scotland,
-and when it turned up at cards a favourite Jacobite
-joke was to greet it as the Lord Justice-Clerk.
-Mrs. Cockburn is best known as the authoress of one,
-and not the best, version of the <span class='it'>Flowers of the Forest</span>.
-But this is not her only piece. When the Prince occupied
-Edinburgh in the ’45, she wrote a skit on the
-specious language of the proclamations which did
-their utmost to satisfy every party. It began⁠—</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Have you any laws to mend?</p>
-<p class='line0'>Or have you any grievance?</p>
-<p class='line0'>I’m a hero to my trade</p>
-<p class='line0'>And truly a most leal prince.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='noindent'>With this in her pocket she set off to visit the Keiths
-at Ravelston. They were a strong Jacobite family,
-which was perhaps an inducement to the lady to wave
-it in their faces. She was driven back in their coach,
-but at the West Port was stopped by the rough Highland
-Guard who threatened to search after treasonable
-papers. Probably the lady then thought the squib
-<span class='pageno' title='201' id='Page_201'></span>
-had not at all a humorous aspect, and she quaked
-and feared its discovery. But the coach was recognised
-as loyal by its emblazonry and it franked its
-freight, so to speak. Mrs. Cockburn was a brilliant
-letter-writer, strong, shrewd, sensible, sometimes pathetic,
-sometimes almost sublime, she gives you the very
-marrow of old Edinburgh. Thus she declines an invitation:
-“Mrs. Cockburn’s compliments to Mr. and
-Mrs. Chalmers. Would wait on them with a great deal
-of pleasure, but finds herself at a loss, as Mrs. Chalmers
-sets her an example of never coming from home,
-and as there is nobody she admires more, she wishes
-to imitate her in everything.” A woman loses her
-young child. These are Mrs. Cockburn’s truly Spartan
-comments: “Should she lose her husband or another
-child she would recover: we need sorrowes often. In
-the meantime, if she could accept personal severity it
-would be well,—a ride in rain, wind and storm until
-she is fatigued to death, and spin on a great wheel
-and never allowed to sit down till weariness of nature
-makes her. I do assure you I have gone through all
-these exercises, and have reason to bless God my reason
-was preserved and health now more than belongs
-to my age.” And again: “As for me, I sit in my black
-chair, weak, old, and contented. Though my body is
-not portable, I visit you in my prayers and in my cups.”
-She tells us that one of her occasional servants, to wit,
-the waterwife, so called because she brought the daily
-supply of water up those interminable stairs, was frequently
-tipsy and of no good repute. She discharged
-her, yet she reappeared and was evidently favoured by
-the other servants; this was because she had adopted
-<span class='pageno' title='202' id='Page_202'></span>
-a foundling called Christie Fletcher, as she was first
-discovered on a stair in Fletcher’s Land. The child
-had fine eyes, and was otherwise so attractive that
-Mrs. Cockburn got her into the Orphan Hospital. “By
-the account,” she grimly remarks, “of that house, I
-think if our young ladies were educated there, it would
-make a general reform of manners.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'><a id='pg200'></a></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i235.jpg' alt='Portrait of Mrs. Alison Cockburn' id='iid-0023' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>MRS. ALISON COCKBURN</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From a Photograph</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>She heard Colonel Reid (afterwards General Reid
-and the founder of the chair of Music in the University,
-where the annual Reid concerts perpetuate his
-name) play on the flute. “It thrills to your very heart,
-it speaks all languages, it comes from the heart to the
-heart. I never could have conceived, it had a dying fall.
-I can think of nothing but that flute.” Mrs. Cockburn
-saw Sir Walter Scott when he was six, and was astonished
-at his precocity. He described her as “a virtuoso
-like myself,” and defined a virtuoso as “one who
-wishes and will know everything.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The other and superior set of <span class='it'>The Flowers of the
-Forest</span> was written by Miss Jean Elliot, who lived from
-1727 till 1805. The story is that she was the last Edinburgh
-lady who kept a private sedan chair in her “lobby.”
-In this she was borne through the town by the
-last of the caddies. The honour of the last sedan chair
-is likewise claimed for Lady Don who lived in George
-Square; probably there were two “lasts.” Those Edinburgh
-aristocratic lady writers had many points in
-common; they mainly got fame by one song, they
-made a dead secret of authorship, half because they
-were shy, half because they were proud. Caroline Baroness
-Nairne was more prolific than the others, for <span class='it'>The
-Land of the Leal, Caller Herrin’</span> (the refrain to which
-<span class='pageno' title='203' id='Page_203'></span>
-was caught from the chimes of St. Giles’), <span class='it'>The Auld
-Hoose</span>, and <span class='it'>John Tod</span> almost reach the high level of
-masterpieces, but she was as determined as the others
-to keep it dark. Her very husband did not know she
-was an authoress; she wrote as Mrs. Bogan of Bogan.
-In another direction she was rather too daring. She
-was one of a committee of ladies who proposed to inflict
-a bowdlerised Burns on the Scots nation. An emasculated
-<span class='it'>Jolly Beggars</span> had made strange reading, but
-the project fell through.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Lady Anne Barnard, one of the Lindsays of Balcarres, was
-another Edinburgh poetess. She is known
-by her one song, indeed only by a fragment of it, for
-the continuation or second part of <span class='it'>Auld Robin Gray</span>
-is anti-climax, fortunately so bad, that it has well-nigh
-dropped from memory. The song had its origin at
-Balcarres. There was an old Scots ditty beginning,
-“The bridegroom grat when the sun gaed doon.” It
-was lewd and witty, but the air inspired the words to
-the gifted authoress. She heard the song from Sophy
-Johnstone—commonly called “Suff” or “the Suff,”
-in the words of Mrs. Cockburn—surely the oddest
-figure among the ladies of old Edinburgh. Part nature,
-part training, or rather the want of it, exaggerated
-in her the bluntness and roughness of those old
-dames. She was daughter of the coarse, drunken Laird
-of Hilton. One day after dinner he maintained, in his
-cups, that education was rubbish, and that his daughter
-should be brought up without any. He stuck to this:
-she was called in jest the “natural” child of Hilton,
-and came to pass as such in the less proper sense of
-the word. She learned to read and write from the butler,
-<span class='pageno' title='204' id='Page_204'></span>
-and she taught herself to shoe a horse and do an
-artisan’s work. She played the fiddle, fought the stable
-boys, swore like a trooper, dressed in a jockey coat,
-walked like a man, sang in a voice that seemed a man’s,
-and was believed by half Edinburgh to be a man in
-disguise. She had strong affections and strong hates,
-she had great talent for mimicry, which made her
-many enemies, was inclined to be sceptical though not
-without misgivings and fears. She came to pay a visit
-to Balcarres, and stayed there for thirteen years. She
-had a choice collection of old Scots songs. One lingered
-in Sir Walter Scott’s memory:</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Eh,” quo’ the Tod, “it’s a braw, bricht nicht,</p>
-<p class='line0'>The wind’s i’ the wast and the mune shines bricht.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='noindent'>She gave her opinion freely. When ill-pleased her dark
-wrinkled face looked darker, and the hard lines about
-her mouth grew harder, as she planted her two big feet
-well out, and murmured in a deep bass voice, “Surely
-that’s great nonsense.” One evening at Mrs. Cockburn’s
-in Crichton Street, the feet of Ann Scott, Sir
-Walter’s sister, touched by accident the toes of the
-irascible Suff, who retorted with a good kick. “What
-is the lassie wabster, wabster, wabstering that gait
-for?” she growled. When she was an old woman, Dr.
-Gregory said she must abstain from animal food unless
-she wished to die. “Dee, Doctor! odd, I’m thinking
-they’ve forgotten an auld wife like me up yonder.”
-But all her gaiety vanished near the end. From poverty
-or avarice she half starved herself. The younger generation
-of the Balcarres children brought tit-bits to
-her garret every Sunday. “What hae ye brocht?
-What hae ye brocht?” she would snap out greedily.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i240.jpg' alt='Portrait of Miss Jean Elliot' id='iid-0024' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>MISS JEAN ELLIOT</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From a Sepia Drawing</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='205' id='Page_205'></span>
-And so the curtain falls on this strange figure of old
-Edinburgh.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I cannot leave those sweet singers without a passing
-word on the old ballad, surely of local origin:</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Now Arthur’s Seat shall be my bed,</p>
-<p class='line0'>The sheets shall ne’er be pressed by me.</p>
-<p class='line0'>St. Anton’s Well shall be my drink</p>
-<p class='line0'>Since my true love’s forsaken me!</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-</div>
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>Martinmas wind, when wilt thou blaw</p>
-<p class='line0'>An’ shake the green leaves aff the tree?</p>
-<p class='line0'>O! gentle death, when wilt thou come?</p>
-<p class='line0'>For o’ my life I am wearie.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='noindent'>Is this a woman’s voice? You cannot tell. It is supposed
-to commemorate the misfortunes of Lady Barbara
-Erskine, daughter of the Earl of Mar and wife
-of the second Marquis of Douglas. A rejected and
-malignant suitor is rumoured to have poisoned her
-husband’s mind against her, till he drove her from his
-company.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Edinburgh has many records of high aristocratic,
-but very unconventional or otherwise remarkable,
-dames. Lady Rosslyn sat in the company of her
-friends one day when a woman whose character had
-been blown upon was announced. Many of her guests
-rose in a hurry to be gone. “Sit still, sit still,” said the
-old lady, “it’s na catchin’.” Dr. Johnson, on his visit
-to Scotland, met Margaret, Duchess of Douglas, at
-James’s Court. He describes her as “talking broad
-Scots with a paralytic voice scarcely understood by
-her own countrymen.” It was enviously noted that he
-devoted his attention to her exclusively for the whole
-evening. The innuendo was that Duchesses in England
-had not paid much attention to Samuel, and that
-<span class='pageno' title='206' id='Page_206'></span>
-he was inclined to make as much of a Scots specimen as
-he could. An accusation of snobbery was a good stick
-wherewith to beat the sage. The lady was a daughter
-of Douglas of Maines, and the widow of Archibald,
-Duke of Douglas, who died in 1761. A more interesting
-figure was the Duchess of Queensberry, daughter of
-the Earl of Clarendon. The Act of the eleventh Parliament
-of James <span style='font-size:smaller'>II.</span>, providing that “no Scotsman should
-marry an Englishwoman without the King’s license
-under the Great Seal, under pain of death and escheat
-of moveables,” was long out of date. She detested
-Scots manners, and did everything to render them
-absurd. She dressed herself as a peasant girl, to ridicule
-the stiff costumes of the day. The Scots made an
-excessive and almost exclusive use of the knife at
-table, whereat she screamed out as if about to faint.
-It is to her credit, however, that she was a friend and
-patron of Gay the poet, entertained him in Queensberry
-House, Canongate. Perhaps his praises of her
-beauty ought thus to suffer some discount; but Prior
-was as warm; and Pope’s couplet is classic:</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“If Queensberry to strip there’s no compelling,</p>
-<p class='line0'>’Tis from a handmaid we must take a Helen.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='noindent'>A little coarse, perhaps, but it was “the tune o’ the
-time.” “Wild as colt untamed,” no doubt; and she got
-herself into some more or less laughable scrapes; but
-what would not be pardoned to a beautiful Duchess?
-Her pranks were nothing to those of Lady Maxwell of
-Monreith’s daughters. They lived in Hyndford’s Close,
-just above the Netherbow. One of them, a future Duchess
-of Gordon, too, chased, captured, and bestrode
-a lusty sow, which roamed the streets at will, whilst
-<span class='pageno' title='207' id='Page_207'></span>
-her sister, afterwards Lady Wallace, thumped it behind
-with a stick. In the mid-eighteenth century, you
-perceive, swine were free of the High Street of Edinburgh.
-In after years Lady Wallace had, like other
-Edinburgh ladies, a sharp tongue. The son of Kincaid,
-the King’s printer, was a well-dressed dandy—“a great
-macaroni,” as the current phrase went. From his father’s
-lucrative patent, he was nicknamed “young
-Bibles.” “Who is that extraordinary-looking young
-man?” asked some one at a ball. “Only young Bibles,”
-quoth Lady Wallace, “bound in calf and gilt, but not
-lettered.” Not that she had always the best of the argument.
-Once she complained to David Hume that when
-people asked her age she did not know what to say.
-“Tell them you have not yet come to the years of discretion,”
-said the amiable philosopher. It was quite in
-his manner. He talked to Lady Anne Lindsay (afterwards
-Barnard) as if they were contemporaries. She
-looked surprised. “Have not you and I grown up together;
-you have grown tall, and I have grown broad.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Lady Anne Dick of Corstorphine, granddaughter
-of “Bluidy” Mackenzie, was another wild romp. She
-loved to roam about the town at night in man’s dress.
-Every dark close held the possibility of an exciting adventure.
-Once she was caught by the heels, and passed
-the night in the guard-house which, as Scott tells us,
-“like a huge snail stretched along the High Street
-near the Tron Kirk for many a long day.” She wrote
-society verses, light or otherwise. She fancied herself
-or pretended to be in love with Sir Peter Murray—at
-least he was a favourite subject for her muse. Your Edinburgh
-fine lady could be high and mighty when she
-<span class='pageno' title='208' id='Page_208'></span>
-chose, witness Susanna Countess of Eglinton, wife of
-Alexander the ninth Earl, and a Kennedy of the house
-of Colzean. When she was a girl, a stray hawk alighted
-on her shoulder as she walked in the garden at Colzean;
-the Eglinton crest or name was on its bells, and
-she was entitled to hail the omen as significant. Perhaps
-the prophecy helped to bring its own fulfilment:
-at least she refused Sir John Clerk of Eldin for my
-Lord, though he was much her senior. “Susanna and
-the elder,” said the wits of the time. She was six feet in
-height, very handsome and very stately, and she had
-seven daughters like unto herself. One of the great
-sights of old Edinburgh were the eight gilded sedan
-chairs that conveyed those ladies, moving in stately
-procession from the old Post Office Close to the Assembly
-Rooms.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i245.jpg' alt='Portrait of Susannah, Countess of Eglinton' id='iid-0025' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>SUSANNAH, COUNTESS OF EGLINTON</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From the Painting by Gavin Hamilton</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Their mansion house, by the way, afterwards served
-as Fortune’s tavern, far the most fashionable of its
-kind in Edinburgh. The Countess has her connection
-with letters: Allan Ramsay dedicated his <span class='it'>Gentle Shepherd</span>
-to her, William Hamilton of Bangour chanted
-her in melodious verse, and Dr. Johnson and she said
-some nice things to one another when he was in Scotland.
-She was a devoted Jacobite, had a portrait of
-Charles Edward so placed in her bedroom as to be
-the first thing she saw when she wakened in the morning.
-Her last place in Edinburgh was in Jack’s Land in
-the Canongate. We have ceased to think it remarkable,
-that noble ladies dwelt in those now grimy ways. She
-had a long innings of fashion and power, for it was not
-till 1780, at the ripe age of ninety-one, that she passed
-away. She kept her looks even in age. “What would
-<span class='pageno' title='209' id='Page_209'></span>
-you give to be as pretty as I?” she asked her eldest
-daughter, Lady Betty. “Not half so much as you would
-give to be as young as I,” was the pert rejoinder.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Another high and mighty dame was Catharine,
-daughter of John, Earl of Dundonald, and wife of
-Alexander, sixth Earl of Galloway. She lived in the
-Horse Wynd in the Cowgate, and, it is averred, always
-went visiting in a coach and six. It is said—and
-you quite believe it—that whilst she was being handed
-into her coach the leaders were already pawing in
-front of the destined door. In youth her beauty, in age
-her pride and piety, were the talk of the town. Are they
-not commemorated in the <span class='it'>Holyrood Ridotto</span>? A more
-pleasing figure is that of Primrose Campbell of Mamore,
-widow of that crafty Lord Lovat whose head
-fell on Tower Hill in 1747. She dwelt at the top of
-Blackfriar’s Wynd, where Walter Chepman the old
-Edinburgh printer had lived 240 years before. She
-passed a pious, peaceable, and altogether beautiful
-widowhood; perhaps her happiest years, for old Simon
-Fraser had given her a bad time. She looked forward
-to the end with steady, untroubled eyes, got her
-graveclothes ready, and the turnpike stair washed.
-Was this latter, you wonder, so unusual a measure?
-She professed indifference as to her place of sepulchre
-“You may lay me beneath that hearthstane.” And
-so, in 1796, in her eighty-sixth year, she went to her
-rest.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Some of those ladies were not too well off. Two of the
-house of Traquair lived close by St. Mary’s Wynd. The
-servant, Jenny, had been out marketing. “But, Jenny,
-what’s this in the bottom of the basket?” “Oo, mem,
-<span class='pageno' title='210' id='Page_210'></span>
-just a dozen o’ taties that Lucky, the green-wife, wad
-hae me to tak’; they wad eat sae fine wi’ the mutton.”
-“Na, na, Jenny, tak’ back the taties—we need nae
-provocatives in this house.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A curious story is narrated of Lady Elibank, the daughter
-of an eminent surgeon in Edinburgh. She told
-a would-be suitor, “I do not believe that you would
-part with a ‘leith’ of your little finger for my whole
-body.” Next day the young man handed her a joint
-from one of his fingers; she declined to have anything
-to do with him. “The man who has no mercy on his
-own flesh will not spare mine,” which served <span class='it'>him</span> right.
-She was called up in church, as the use was, to be examined
-in the Assembly’s catechism, as Betty Stirling.
-“Filthy fellow,” she said; “he might have called me
-Mrs. Betty or Miss Betty; but to be called bare Betty
-is insufferable.” She was called bare Betty as long as
-she lived, which served <span class='it'>her</span> right.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The servants of some of those aristocratic ladies
-were as old-fashioned, as poor, and as devoted as themselves.
-Mrs. Erskine of Cardross lived in a small house
-at the foot of Merlin’s Wynd, which once stood near the
-Tron Kirk. George Mason, her servant, allowed himself
-much liberty of speech. On a young gentleman calling
-for wine a second time at dinner, George in a whisper,
-reproachful and audible, admonished him, “Sir,
-you have had a glass already.” This strikes a modern
-as mere impudence, yet passed as proper enough.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The fashionable life of old Edinburgh had its head-quarters
-in the Assembly Rooms, first in the West Bow
-and then after 1720 south of the High Street in the
-Assembly Close. The formalities of the meetings and
-<span class='pageno' title='211' id='Page_211'></span>
-dances are beyond our scope. The “famed Miss Nicky
-Murray,” as Sir Alexander Boswell called her, presided
-here for many years; she was sister of the Earl of
-Mansfield, and a mighty fine lady. “Miss of What?”
-she would ask when a lady was presented. If of nowhere
-she had short shrift: a tradesman, however decked,
-was turned out at once. Her fan was her sceptre
-or enchanted wand, with a wave of which she stopped
-the music, put out the lights, and brought the day of
-stately and decorous proceedings to a close.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Another lady directress was the Countess of Panmure.
-A brewer’s daughter had come very well dressed,
-but here fine feathers did not make a fine bird.
-Her Ladyship sent her a message not to come again,
-as she was not entitled to attend the assemblies. Her
-justice was even-handed. She noted her nephew, the
-Earl of Cassillis, did not seem altogether right one
-evening. “You have sat too late after dinner to be proper
-company for ladies,” quoth she; she then led him to
-the door, and calling out, “My Lord Cassillis’s chair!”
-wished him “good-night.” Perhaps my Lord betook
-himself to the neighbouring Covenant Close, where
-there was a famed oyster-seller commemorated by
-Scott, who knew its merits. Was it on this account or
-because the Covenant had lain for signature there
-that Sir Walter made it the abode of Nanty Ewart
-when he studied divinity at Edinburgh with disastrous
-results? Unfortunate Covenant Close! The last time
-I peered through a locked gate on its grimy ways I
-found it used for the brooms and barrows of the city
-scavengers. But to resume.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The dancing in the Assembly Room was hedged about
-<span class='pageno' title='212' id='Page_212'></span>
-with various rites that made it a solemn function.
-When a lady was assigned to a gallant he needs must
-present her with an orange. To “lift the lady” meant
-to ask her to dance. The word was not altogether fortunate;
-it is the technical term still used in the north
-to signify that the corpse has begun its procession
-from the house to the grave. “It’s lifted,” whispers the
-undertaker’s man to the mourners, as he beckons them
-to follow. Another quaint custom was to “save the
-ladies” by drinking vast quantities of hot punch to
-their health or in their honour. If they were not thus
-“saved” they were said to be “damned.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>There are as racy stories of folk not so well known,
-and not so exalted. Mrs. Dundas lived on Bunker’s
-Hill (hard by where the Register House now stands).
-One of her daughters read from a newspaper to her as
-to some lady whose reputation was damaged by the
-indiscreet talk of the Prince of Wales. “Oh,” said old
-fourscore with an indignant shake of her shrivelled
-fist and a tone of cutting contempt, “the dawmed villain!
-Does he kiss and tell?”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This is quaint enough. Miss Mamie Trotter, of the
-Mortonhall family, dreamt she was in heaven, and describes
-her far from edifying experience. “And what
-d’ye think I saw there? De’il ha’it but thousands upon
-thousands, and ten thousands upon ten thousands o’
-stark naked weans! That wad be a dreadfu’ thing, for
-ye ken I ne’er could bide bairns a’ my days!”</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i250.jpg' alt='Portrait of Caroline, Baroness Nairne' id='iid-0026' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>CAROLINE, BARONESS NAIRNE</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From a Lithograph</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Come away, Bailie, and take a trick at the cairds,”
-Mrs. Telfer of St. John Street, Canongate, and sister
-of Smollett, would exclaim to a worthy magistrate and
-tallow chandler who paid her an evening visit. “Troth,
-<span class='pageno' title='213' id='Page_213'></span>
-madam, I hae nae siller.” “Then let us play for a p’und
-of can’le,” rejoined the gamesome Telfer.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>On the other side of the Canongate, in New Street,
-there lived Christina Ramsay, a daughter of Allan
-Ramsay. She was eighty-eight before she died. If she
-wrote no songs she inherited, at any rate, her father’s
-kindly nature; she was the friend of all animals, she used
-to remonstrate with the carters when they ill-treated
-their horses, and send out rolls to be given to the poor
-overburdened beasts that toiled up the steep street.
-But she specially favoured cats. She kept a huge number
-cosily stowed away in band-boxes, and put out
-food for others round about her house; she would not
-even permit them to be spoken against, any alleged
-bad deed of a cat she avowed must have been done
-under provocation.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Here are two marriage stories. Dugald Stewart’s
-second wife was Ellen D’Arcy Cranstoun, daughter of
-the Hon. George Cranstoun, and sister of Lord Corehouse.
-She had written a poem, which her cousin, the
-Earl of Lothian, had shown to the philosopher who was
-then his tutor. The criticism was of a highly flattering
-nature. The professor fell in love with the poetess, and
-she loved him for his eulogy; they were married, and
-no union ever turned out better. The other is earlier
-and baser. In November 1731 William Crawford, the
-elderly janitor of the High School, proposed to marry
-a lady very much his junior. He and his friends arrived
-at the church. She did not turn up, but there was a letter
-from her. “William you must know I am pre-engaged
-I never could like a burnt cuttie I have now by
-the hand my sensie menseful strapper, with whom I
-<span class='pageno' title='214' id='Page_214'></span>
-intend to pass my youthful days. You know old age
-and youth cannot agree together. I must then be excused
-if I tell you I am not your humble servant.”
-Crawford took his rebuff quite coolly. “Let us at least,”
-said he to his friends, “keep the feast as a feast-day. Let
-us go drink and drive care away. May never a greater
-misfortune attend any man.” An assemblage numerous,
-if not choice, graced the banquet; they got up a
-subscription among themselves of one hundred marks
-and presented it to Crawford, “with which he was as
-well satisfied as he who got madam.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>From all those clever and witty people it is almost a
-relief to turn to some anecdotes of sheer stupidity. Why
-John Home the poet married Miss Logan, who was not
-clever or handsome or rich, was a problem to his friends.
-Hume asked him point-blank. “Ah, David, if I had not
-who else would have taken her?” was his comic defence.
-Sir Adam Fergusson told the aged couple of the Peace
-of Amiens. “Will it mak’ ony difference in the price
-o’ nitmugs?” said Mrs. Home, who meant nutmegs,
-if indeed she meant anything at all.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Jean, sister-in-law to Archibald Constable the publisher,
-had been educated in France and hesitated to
-admit that she had forgotten the language, and would
-translate coals “collier” and table napkin “table napkune,”
-to the amazement and amusement of her hearers.
-Her ideas towards the close got a little mixed. “If
-I should be spared to be taken away,” she remarked,
-“I hope my nephew will get the doctor to open my
-head and see if anything can be done for my hearing.”
-This is a masterpiece of its kind, and perhaps
-too good to be perfectly true. She played well; “gars
-<span class='pageno' title='215' id='Page_215'></span>
-the instrument speak,” it was said. There was one
-touch of romance in her life. A French admirer had given
-her a box of bonbons, wherein she found “a puzzle
-ring of gold, divided yet united,” and with their joint
-initials. She never saw or heard from her lover, yet
-she called for it many times in her last illness. It was
-a better way of showing her constancy than that taken
-by Lady Betty Charteris, of the Wemyss family. Disappointed
-in love, she took to her bed, where she lay
-for twenty-six years, to the time of her death, in fact.
-This was in St. John Street in the latter half of the
-eighteenth century.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The stage was without much influence in Edinburgh
-save on rare occasions. One of them was when
-Sarah Siddons was in Edinburgh in 1784. Her first
-appearance was on the 22nd May of that year, when
-she scored a success as Belvedere in <span class='it'>Venice Preserved</span>.
-The audience listened in profound silence, and the
-lady, used to more enthusiasm, got a little nervous,
-till a canny citizen was moved audibly to admit,
-“That’s no bad.” A roar of applause followed that almost
-literally brought down the galleries. She played
-Lady Randolph in <span class='it'>Douglas</span> twice; “there was not
-a dry eye in the whole house,” observed the contemporary
-<span class='it'>Courant</span>. Shakespeare was not acted during her
-visit; the folk of the time were daring enough to
-consider him just so-so after Home! Everybody was
-mad to hear her. At any rate, the General Assembly
-of the Church was deserted until its meetings were
-arranged not to clash with her appearance. There
-were applications for 2550 places where there were
-only 630 of that description on hand. The gallery
-<span class='pageno' title='216' id='Page_216'></span>
-doors were guarded by detachments of soldiers with
-drawn bayonets, which they are said to have used to
-some purpose on an all too insistent crowd. Her
-tragedy manner was more than skin deep, she could
-never shake it off; she talked in blank verse. Scott
-used to tell how, during a dinner at Ashestiel, she
-made an attendant shake with—</p>
-
-<div class='blockquote'>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“You’ve brought me water, boy—I asked for beer.”</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Once in Edinburgh she dined with the Homes, and
-in her most tragic tones asked for a “little porter.”
-John, the old servant-man, took her only too literally;
-he reappeared, lugging in a diminutive though stout
-Highland caddie, remarking, “I’ve found ane, mem;
-he’s the least I could get.” Even Sarah needs must
-laugh, though Mrs. Home, we are assured, on the authority
-of Robert Chambers, never saw the joke.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Another time Mrs. Siddons dined with the Lord
-Provost, who apologised for the seasoning.</p>
-
-<div class='blockquote'>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Beef cannot be too salt for me, my Lord,”</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p class='noindent'>was the solemn response of the tragic muse.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Such tones once heard were not to be forgotten. A
-servant-lass, by patience or audacity, had got into the
-theatre and was much affected by the performance.
-Next day, as she went about the High Street, intent
-on domestic business, the deep notes of the inimitable
-Siddons rang in her ears; she dropped her basket
-in uncontrollable agitation and burst forth, “Eh, sirs,
-weel do I ken the sweet voice (“vice,” she would say,
-in the dulcet dialect of the capital) that garred me
-greet sae sair yestre’n.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>After all, Mrs. Siddons does not belong to Edinburgh,
-though I take her on the wing, as it were, and
-here also I take leave both of her and the subject.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i255.jpg' alt='Portrait of Mrs. Siddons as “The Tragic Muse”' id='iid-0027' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>MRS. SIDDONS AS “THE TRAGIC MUSE”</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From an Engraving after Sir Joshua Reynolds, P.R.A.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<div><span class='pageno' title='219' id='Page_219'></span><h1>CHAPTER TEN<br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>THE SUPERNATURAL</span></h1></div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Perhaps the sharpest contrast between
-old Scotland and the Scotland of to-day is the
-decline of belief in the supernatural. Superstitions of
-lucky and unlucky things and days and seasons still
-linger in the south, nay, the byways of London are
-rich in a peculiar kind of folklore which no one thinks
-it worth while to harvest. A certain dry scepticism
-prevails in Scotland, even in the remote country districts;
-perhaps it is the spread of education or the hard
-practical nature of the folk which is, for the time, uppermost;
-or is it the result of a violent reaction? In former
-days it was far other. Before the Reformation the Scot
-accepted the Catholic faith as did the other nations of
-Europe. And there was the usual monastic legend, to
-which, as far as it concerns Edinburgh, I make elsewhere
-sufficient reference. Between the Reformation
-and the end of the eighteenth century, or even later,
-the supernatural had a stronger grip on the Scots than
-on any other race in Europe. The unseen world beckoned
-and made its presence known by continual signs;
-portents and omens were of daily occurrence; men like
-Peden, the prophet, read the book of the future, every
-Covenanter lived a spiritual life whose interest far exceeded
-that of the material life present to his senses.
-As a natural result of hard conditions of existence,
-a sombre temperament, and a gloomy creed, the portents
-were ever of disaster. The unseen was full of hostile
-forces. The striking mottoes, that still remain on
-some of the Edinburgh houses, were meant to ward off
-evil. The law reports are full of the trials and cruel
-punishment of wizards and witches, malevolent spirits
-<span class='pageno' title='220' id='Page_220'></span>
-bent on man’s destruction were ever on the alert,
-ghostly appearances hinted at crime and suffering;
-more than all, there was the active personality of Satan
-himself, one, yet omnipresent, fighting a continual and,
-for the time, successful war against the saints. Burns,
-whose genius preserves for us in many a graphic touch
-that old Scotland which even in his time was fast fading
-away, pictures, half mirthful, yet not altogether
-sceptical, the enemy of mankind:</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Great is thy pow’r an’ great thy fame;</p>
-<p class='line0'>Far ken’d an’ noted is thy name;</p>
-<p class='line0'>An’ tho’ yon lowin’ heuch’s thy hame,</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;Thou travels far.</p>
-<p class='line0'>An’ faith! thou’s neither lag nor lame,</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;Nor blate nor scaur.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i260.jpg' alt='Portrait of James IV.' id='iid-0028' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>JAMES IV.</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From an old Engraving</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And now for some illustrations. After the monkish
-legends, one of the earliest, as it is the most famous,
-story of all is the appearance of the ghostly heralds
-in the dead of night at the Cross in Edinburgh, before
-the battle of Flodden, and the summons by them of the
-most eminent Scotsmen of the day, including King
-James himself, to appear before Pluto, Lord of the
-netherworld. A certain gentleman, Mr. Richard Lawson,
-lay that night in his house in the High Street. He
-was to follow the King southward, but his heart was
-heavy with the thought of impending evil; he could not
-sleep, and roamed up and down the open wooden gallery,
-which was then so marked a feature on the first
-floor of Edinburgh houses. It was just in front of the
-Cross. He saw the dread apparition, he heard his own
-name amongst the list of those summoned. Loudly, he
-refused obedience, and protested, and appealed to God
-and Christ. Lindsay of Pitscottie, whose chronicles
-<span class='pageno' title='221' id='Page_221'></span>
-preserve many a picturesque tale of old Scotland, had
-this story at first hand from Lawson himself, who assured
-him that of all those mentioned he alone had
-escaped. It is scarce necessary to remind the reader
-how admirably Scott has told this story in the fifth
-canto of <span class='it'>Marmion</span>. The Cross was the chief place
-from which a summons must issue to the absent, and
-the heralds were the persons to make it. The appeal
-and protest by Mr. Richard Lawson were also quite
-in order. And there is the figure of St. John the Apostle
-which appeared in St. Michael’s Church at Linlithgow
-to warn James <span style='font-size:smaller'>IV.</span> from his projected expedition.
-Again Scott has told this in the fourth canto of
-<span class='it'>Marmion</span>. It has been suggested that neither legend
-is mere fancy, that both were elaborate devices got up
-by the peace party to frighten James. This may be true
-of the Linlithgow apparition, but it does not reasonably
-account for the other.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It strikes you at first as odd that there are no ghost
-stories about Holyrood, but there is a substantial reason.
-These would mar the effect, the illustrious dead
-with their profoundly tragic histories leave no room
-for other interest. The annals of the Castle are not quite
-barren. Here be samples at any rate. It was the reign
-of Robert <span style='font-size:smaller'>III.</span>, and the dawn of the fifteenth century.
-The Duke of Albany, the King’s brother, was pacing,
-with some adherents, the ramparts of the Castle when
-a bright meteor flared across the sky. Albany seemed
-much impressed, and announced that this portended
-some calamity as the end of a mighty Prince in the near
-future. Albany was already engaged in plots which
-resulted, in March 1402, in the imprisonment and
-<span class='pageno' title='222' id='Page_222'></span>
-death by famine of his nephew, David, Duke of Rothesay,
-so it may be said that he only prophesied because
-he knew. However, the age believed in astrology; held
-as indisputable that the stars influenced man’s life,
-and that every sign in the firmament had a meaning
-for those who watched. Not seldom were battles seen
-in the skies portending disasters to come. As you con
-over the troubled centuries of old Scots history, it
-seems that disaster always did come, there was nothing
-but wars and sieges, and red ruin and wasting.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Before the death of James <span style='font-size:smaller'>V.</span> dread warnings from
-the other world were conveyed to him. Sir James
-Hamilton, who had been beheaded, appeared with a
-drawn sword in his hand, and struck both the King’s
-arms off. Certain portents preceded the murder of
-Darnley. Some of his friends dreamed he was in mortal
-danger, and received ghostly admonition to carry help
-to him. It is easy to rationalise those stories. Many
-were concerned in the murder, and it is not to be supposed
-that they all kept quite discreet tongues.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Again, the following picturesque legend is exactly
-such as a troubled time would evolve. After the coronation
-of Charles <span style='font-size:smaller'>II.</span> at Scone, Cromwell marched towards
-Scotland. The Castle was put in order under
-Colonel Walter Dundas. As the sentinel paced his
-rounds one gloomy night he heard the beat of a drum
-from the esplanade, and the steady tramp of a great
-host; he fired his musket to give the alarm, and the
-Governor hurried to the scene, but there was nothing.
-The sentinel was punished and replaced, but the same
-thing happened, till in the end Dundas mounted guard
-<span class='pageno' title='223' id='Page_223'></span>
-himself. He hears the phantom drummer beating a
-weird measure, then there is the tramp of innumerable
-feet and the clank of armour. A mighty host,
-audible yet invisible, passes by, and the sound of
-their motion dies gradually away. What could these
-things mean but wars and rumours of wars? And there
-followed in quick succession Dunbar and Worcester,
-commemorated with the victor in a high passage of
-English literature:</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“While Derwen stream, with blood of Scots imbued,</p>
-<p class='line0'>And Dunbar field resounds thy praises loud</p>
-<p class='line0'>And Worcester’s laureat wreath,”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='noindent'>but then Milton was the laureate of the other side,
-and his view was not that of the Scots.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Time passes on, and brings not merely the Restoration,
-but the Revolution; the Castle is true to the old
-cause under the Duke of Gordon, yet it gives in finally
-and becomes a hold for Jacobite prisoners, among
-whom was Lord Balcarres. On the night of the 27th
-of July 1689, a hand drew aside the curtains of the bed,
-and there was Graham of Claverhouse, Viscount Dundee,
-gazing at his startled friend. Balcarres addressed
-the vision, but received no answer. The figure looked
-steadfastly upon the captive, moved towards the
-mantelpiece, and finally disappeared from the room,
-At that very hour, Dundee was lying dead at Killiecrankie,
-the most splendid and most useless of victories.
-The silver bullet had found its billet. The Covenanters
-were absolutely convinced that the persecutors
-were in direct league with Satan, who protected
-them to the utmost of his power. How else to explain
-their charmed lives, when so many hungered and
-<span class='pageno' title='224' id='Page_224'></span>
-thirsted after their death? How else to account for that
-reckless courage that provoked whilst it avoided the
-mortal stroke? What the object of those legends
-thought of them, we cannot tell, perhaps they were
-flattered. Dundee could turn his horse on the slope
-of a hill like a precipice, and his courage—but then
-courage was so cheap a commodity in old Scotland
-that only when it failed was there cause for wonder and
-contemptuous comment. However, the silver bullet
-was proof against enchantment, and Dundee ended
-as surely himself had wished. Legends gathered about
-a much grimmer figure, the very grimmest figure of
-all, Sir Thomas Dalzell of Binns. The long beard,
-the truculent, cruel visage, the martial figure, trained
-in the Muscovite service, well made up the man who
-never knew pity. Is it not told that he bent forward
-from his seat in the Privy Council, at a meeting in
-1681, to strike with clenched fist the accused that was
-there for examination? “Is there none other hangman
-in the toun but yourself?” retorted the undaunted
-prisoner. Dalzell had the gift of devoted loyalty, no
-razor had touched his face since the death of Charles <span style='font-size:smaller'>I.</span>
-The legends about him are in character. At Rullion
-Green the Covenanters feeling their cause lost ere the
-battle was fought, noted with dismay that Dalzell
-was proof against all their shot. The bullets hopped
-back from his huge boots as hail from an iron wall.
-Ah, those terrible boots! if you filled them with water
-it seethed and boiled on the instant. Certain sceptics
-declare, by the way, he never wore boots at all! Did
-he spit on the ground, a hole was forthwith burnt in
-the earth. And yet, strange malice of fate, Sir Thomas
-<span class='pageno' title='225' id='Page_225'></span>
-died peaceably in his bed, even though his last hours
-were rumoured as anguished.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I pick up one or two memories of the supernatural
-from the closes and ways of old Edinburgh. The
-“sanctified bends” of the Bow are long vanished, and
-to-day nothing is more commonplace than the steps
-and the street that bears that memorable name. Its
-most famous inhabitant was no saint, except in appearance,
-for here abode Major Weir. From here he was
-hauled to prison in 1670, and thence to his doom at
-the Gallow Lee. “The warlock that was burned,” says
-“Wandering Willie” of him. The legend is too well
-known for detailed description. Here he lived long in
-the odour of sanctity, and finally, struck by conscience,
-revealed unmentionable crimes. This story had a peculiar
-fascination, both for Sir Walter Scott and R.L.S.,
-both Edinburgh men, both masters of Scots romance,
-and they have dwelt lovingly on the strange details.
-The staff which used to run the Major’s errands, which
-acted as a link-boy to him o’ dark nights, which answered
-the door for him, on which he leaned when he
-prayed, and yet whereon were carved the grinning
-heads of Satyrs, only visible, however, on close inspection,
-and after the downfall of its master, was sure the
-strangest magic property ever wizard possessed. Its
-“rare turnings” in the fire wherein it was consumed,
-along with its master, were carefully noted. Long after
-strange sights were seen around his house. At midnight
-the Major would issue from the door, mount a
-fiery steed, which only wanted the head, and vanish
-in a whirlwind. His sister, Grizel Weir, who ended as
-a witch, span miraculous quantities of yarn. Perhaps
-<span class='pageno' title='226' id='Page_226'></span>
-this accounted for the sound as of a spinning-wheel
-that echoed through the deserted house for more than
-a century afterwards; but how to explain the sound as
-of dancing, and again as of wailing and howling, and
-that unearthly light wherewith the eerie place was
-flooded? How to explain, indeed! The populace had
-no difficulty, it was the Devil!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It would seem that Satan had an unaccountable and,
-one might say, a perverse fancy for the West Bow, abode
-of the righteous as it was. There are distinct traces
-of him there in the early part of November 1707.
-At that time a certain Mr. John Strahan, W.S., was
-owner of Craigcrook on Corstorphine Hill, the house
-that was to become a literary centre under Lord Jeffrey.
-He had left his town mansion under the care of a
-young servant-girl called Ellen Bell. On Halloween
-night, still a popular festival in Scotland, she had entertained
-two sweethearts of hers called Thomson
-and Robertson. She told them she was going to
-Craigcrook on the second morning thereafter, so they
-arranged to meet her and convoy her part of the way.
-At five o’clock on the Monday morning, behold the
-three together in the silent streets of the capital. The
-two youths politely relieved the girl of the key of the
-house and some other things she was carrying, and
-then, at the three steps at the foot of the Castle rock,
-they suddenly threw themselves upon her and beat
-the life out. They then returned to rob the house;
-probably they had gone further than they intended in
-committing murder. They were panic-stricken at what
-they had done, and each swore that if he informed against
-the other he was to be devoted, body and soul,
-<span class='pageno' title='227' id='Page_227'></span>
-to the Devil. It were better, quoth one, to put the matter
-in writing in a bond. “Surely,” echoed a suave voice,
-and by their side they found an agreeable smiling gentleman
-of most obliging disposition, who offered to
-write out the bond for them, and suggested as the most
-suitable fluid for signature their own blood. The story
-does not tell whether the two noticed anything remarkable
-about their courteous friend, something not quite
-normal about the foot, possibly a gentle hint of a tail.
-At any rate, they received the advances of the stranger
-in anything but an affable spirit, so presently found
-themselves alone. Mr. Strahan seems to have been a
-wealthy gentleman, for there was £1000 in his abode
-(sterling, be it observed, not Scots), with which the
-robbers made off. Robertson suggested the firing of
-the house, but this Thomson would not allow. Mr.
-Strahan advertised a substantial reward for the discovery
-of the criminals, but nothing was heard for a
-long time. If we are to believe Wodrow in his agreeable
-<span class='it'>Analecta</span> it required the supernatural intervention of
-Providence to unravel the mystery. Twelve months
-after, Lady Craigcrook (so Mrs. Strahan was known,
-by the courtesy of the time) had a strange dream.
-She saw Robertson, who had once been in her service,
-murder Ellen Bell, rob the house, and conceal the money
-in two old barrels under some rubbish. A search followed,
-unmistakable evidences of the robbery were
-found in Thomson’s possession. He confessed his guilt,
-and after the usual formalities made what might almost
-be called the conventional exit at the Grassmarket.
-We are not told whether he was favoured with
-another visit from his courteous old friend of the West
-<span class='pageno' title='228' id='Page_228'></span>
-Bow. The Scots criminal, like all his countrymen, had
-abundant courage; he was ready to “dree his weird,”
-or, in the popular language of our day, “face the music”
-with a certain stoical philosophy, but he almost
-invariably did so in a pious and orthodox frame of
-mind. Nothing could show more strongly the depth
-and strength of the popular belief than the frequency
-with which both persecutor and criminal turned at the
-end with whole-hearted conviction to the creed of the
-people. There is nothing in Scotland of those jovial exits
-which highwaymen like Duval and Sixteen-String
-Jack made at Tyburn tree, unless we count M‘Pherson
-an exception. He was hanged at Banff in 1700. For
-the last time he played the tune called M‘Pherson’s
-Rant on his fiddle, and we know how excellently Burns
-has written his epitaph; but he was only a wild Hielandman,
-so the contemporary Lowlander would have
-observed.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The West Bow runs off southward just where the
-Castle Hill joins the Lawnmarket. On the north side
-of the Lawnmarket a little way down there still stands
-Lady Stair’s Close and in it Lady Stair’s house, and
-about the same time, that is, the early years of the
-eighteenth century, there happened to Lady Stair, or
-Lady Primrose, as she then was, certain miraculous
-events which constitute the most romantic tradition
-of the Old Town. Scott has written a charming novelette,
-<span class='it'>My Aunt Margaret’s Mirror</span>, on the theme, and
-I can only present it here in the briefest possible fashion.
-Lord Primrose, the lady’s first husband, was,
-it would appear, mad, at any rate, he tried to kill his
-wife, in the which failing he left Auld Reekie and
-<span class='pageno' title='229' id='Page_229'></span>
-went abroad. As she wondered and speculated what
-had become of him, she heard a gossiping rumour of
-an Italian sorcerer possessed of strange power then
-in Edinburgh. He had a magic mirror wherein he
-could show what any absent person was doing at that
-precise moment. Lady Stair and her friend presently
-procured what we should call a séance. The magician
-dwelt in a dark recess of some obscure Canongate
-close, at least we must suppose so in order to get
-sufficient perspective, for all those localities in Edinburgh
-were so terribly near to one another. From
-Lady Stair’s Close to the Canongate is but a few minutes’
-leisurely promenade. After certain preliminary
-rites the lady gazed in the magic mirror: it showed
-forth a bridal, and the bridegroom was her own husband;
-the service went on some way, and then it was
-interrupted by a person whom she recognised as her
-own brother. Presently the figures vanished, and the
-curtain fell. The lady took an exact note of the time
-and circumstances, and when her brother returned
-from abroad she eagerly questioned him. It was all
-true: the church was in Rotterdam, and her husband
-was about to commit the unromantic offence of bigamy
-with the daughter of a rich merchant when “the
-long arm of coincidence” led the brother to the church
-just in time. “Excursions and alarums” of an exciting
-nature at once ensued, but neither these nor the rest
-of the lady’s life, though that was remarkable enough,
-concern us here.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A little way farther down the street, as it nears the
-western wall of the Municipal Buildings, otherwise the
-Royal Exchange, there stood Mary King’s Close. I
-<span class='pageno' title='230' id='Page_230'></span>
-cannot, nor can anybody, it seems, tell who Mary King
-was. We have a picture of the close, or what remained
-of it in 1845; then the houses were vacant and roofless,
-the walls ruined, mere crumbling heaps of stones—weeds,
-wallflowers rankly flourishing in every crevice,
-for as yet the improver was only fitfully in the
-land. As far back as 1750 a fire had damaged the
-south or upper part of the close, which disappeared
-in the Royal Exchange. The place had been one of
-the spots peculiarly affected by the great plague of
-1645; the houses were then shut up, and it was feared
-that if they were opened the pest would stalk forth
-again, but popular fancy soon peopled the close. If
-you lusted after a tremor of delicious horror you had
-but to step down its gloomy ways any night after dark
-and gaze through one of the windows. You saw a
-whole family dressed in the garb of a hundred years
-earlier and of undeniable ghost-like appearance quietly
-engaged in their ordinary avocations; then all of a
-sudden these vanished, and you spied a company
-“linking” it through the mazes of the dance, but not a
-mother’s son or daughter of them but wanted his or
-her head. In the close itself you might see in the air
-above you a raw head or an arm dripping blood. Such
-and other strange sights are preserved for us in <span class='it'>Satan’s
-Invisible World Displayed</span> which was published
-in 1685 by Professor George Sinclair of Glasgow, afterwards
-minister of Eastwood. He tells us wondrous
-tales of the adventures in this close of Thomas Coltheart
-and his spouse. After their entry on the premises
-there appeared a human head with a grey floating
-beard suspended in mid air, to this was added the
-<span class='pageno' title='231' id='Page_231'></span>
-phantom of a child, and then an arm, naked from the
-elbow and totally unattached, which made desperate
-but unsuccessful efforts to shake Mrs. Coltheart by the
-hand. Mr. Coltheart, in the most orthodox fashion,
-begged from the ghosts an account of their wrongs,
-that he might speedily procure justice for them; but
-in defiance of all precedent they were obstinately silent,
-yet they grew in number—there came a dog and
-a cat, and a number of strange and grotesque beings,
-for whom natural history has no names. The flesh-and-blood
-inhabitants of the room were driven to kneel
-on the bed as being the only place left unoccupied.
-Finally, with a heart-moving groan, the appearances
-vanished, and Mr. Coltheart was permitted to enjoy
-his house in peace till the day of his death, but then he
-must himself begin to play spectre. He appeared to
-a friend at Tranent, ten miles off, and when the trembling
-friend demanded, “Are you dead? and if so, why
-come you?” the ghost, who was unmistakably umquhile
-Coltheart, shook its head twice and vanished without
-remark. The friend proceeded at once to Edinburgh
-and (of course) discovered that Mr. Coltheart
-had just expired. The fact of the apparition was never
-doubted, but the why and the wherefore no man could
-discover, only the house was again left vacant. In truth,
-the ghost must have been rather a trouble to Edinburgh
-landlords; it was easy for a story to arise, and
-immediately it arose the house was deserted. An old
-soldier and his wife were persuaded to take up their abode
-there, but the very first night the candle burned
-blue, and the head, without the body, though with
-wicked, selfish eyes, was present, suspended in mid air,
-<span class='pageno' title='232' id='Page_232'></span>
-and the inmates fled and Mary King’s Close was given
-over as an entirely bad business. After all, the old soldier
-was not very venturesome, no more so than another
-veteran, William Patullo by name, who was induced
-to take Major Weir’s mansion. He was effectually
-frightened by a beast somewhat like a calf which
-came and looked at him and his spouse as they lay in
-bed and then vanished, as did the prospective tenants
-forthwith. It was not the age of insurance companies,
-else had there been a special clause against spooks!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>One is able to smile at some of those stories because
-there is a distinctly comic touch about them.
-No one was the better or the worse for those quaint
-visions of the other world, except the landlords who
-mourned for the empty houses, against the which we
-must put the delight of the “groundlings” whose ears
-were delicately “tickled”; but the witches are quite
-another matter. Old Scots life was ugly in many respects,
-in none more so than in the hideous cruelties
-practised on hundreds of helpless old women, and
-sometimes on men, but to a much less extent. Some
-half-century ago the scientific world looked on tales
-of witchcraft as mere delusion, even though then the
-chief facts of mesmerism were known and noted. But
-phenomena which we now call “hypnotism” and “suggestion”
-are accepted to-day as facts of life, they are
-thought worthy of scientific treatment, and we now
-see that they explain many phenomena of witchcraft.
-Three hundred years ago everything was ascribed to
-Satan, and fiendish tortures were considered the due
-of his supposed children. A detailed examination is
-undesirable. What are we to learn, for instance, from
-<span class='pageno' title='233' id='Page_233'></span>
-the story of the Broughton witches who were burned
-alive, who, in the extremity of torture, renounced their
-Maker and cursed their fellow-men? Some escaped half
-burned from the flames and rushed away screaming in
-their agony, but they were pursued, seized, and thrown
-back into the fire, which, more merciful than their kind,
-at length terminated their life and suffering together.
-The leading case in Scotland was that of the North
-Berwick witches; it properly comes within our province,
-insomuch as James <span style='font-size:smaller'>VI.</span> personally investigated
-the whole matter at Holyrood. James was the author
-of a treatise on witchcraft, and was vastly proud of his
-gift as a witch-finder. The story begins with a certain
-Jeillie Duncan, a servant-girl at Tranent; she made so
-many cures that she was presently suspected of witchcraft.
-She was treated to orthodox modes of torture;
-her fingers were pinched with the pilliwinks, her forehead
-was wrenched with a rope, but she would say nothing
-until the Devil’s mark was found on her throat,
-when she gave in and confessed herself a servant of
-Satan. Presently there was no end to her confessions!
-She accused all the old women in the neighbourhood,
-especially Agnes Sampson “the eldest witch of them all
-resident in Haddington,” and one man, “Dr. Fian alias
-John Cunningham, Master of the Schoole at Saltpans
-in Lowthian.” Agnes Sampson was taken to Holyrood
-for personal examination by the King. At first she
-was obdurate, but after the usual tortures she developed
-a story of the most extraordinary description.
-She told how she was one of two hundred witches
-who sailed over the sea in riddles or sieves, with flagons
-of wine, to the old kirk of North Berwick. Jeillie
-<span class='pageno' title='234' id='Page_234'></span>
-Duncan preceded them to the kirk dancing and playing
-on the jews’ harp, chanting the while a mad rhyme.
-Nothing would serve the King but to have Jeillie brought
-before him. She played a solo accompaniment
-the while Agnes Sampson went on with her story. She
-described how the Devil appeared in the kirk, and
-preached a wretched sermon, mixed with obscene
-rites and loaded with much abuse of the King of
-Scotland, “at which time the witches demanded of
-the Devill why he did beare such hatred to the King?”
-who answered, “by reason the King is the greatest
-enemie hee hath in the world.” Solomon listened with
-mouth and ears agape, and eyes sticking out of his
-head in delighted horror, yet even for him the flattery
-was a little too gross or the wonders were too astounding.
-“They were all extreame lyears,” he roundly
-declared. But Agnes was equal to the occasion. She
-took His Highness aside, and told him the “verie
-wordes which passed betweene the Kinges majestie
-and his queene at Upslo in Norway, the first night
-of mariage, with there answere ech to other, wherat
-the Kinges majestie wondered greatly and swore by
-the living God that he believed that all the devils in
-hell could not have discovered the same, acknowledging
-her words to be most true, and therefore gave the
-more credit to the rest that is before declared.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Thus encouraged she proceeded to stuff James with
-a choice assortment of ridiculous details; sometimes
-fear had the better of her and she flattered him, then
-possibly rage filled her heart and she terrorised him.
-For her and her “kommers” there was presently the
-same end. The King then moved on to Dr. Fian’s
-<span class='pageno' title='235' id='Page_235'></span>
-case, and he, after a certain amount of torture, began
-his extraordinary confessions, which, like his sisters
-in misfortune, he embroidered with fantastic details.
-Here is one incident. The doctor was enamoured of
-a young lady, a sister of a pupil. To obtain her affection
-he persuaded the boy to bring him three of his
-sister’s hairs. The boy’s mother was herself a witch,
-and thus trumped <span class='it'>his</span> cards. She “went to a young
-heyfer which never had borne calfe,” took three hairs
-from it, and sent them to Fian. He practised his incantations
-with surprising result. “The heyfer presently
-appeared leaping and dancing,” following the
-doctor about and lavishing upon him the most grotesque
-marks of affection.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>There is a curious little story of Balzac’s <span class='it'>Une passion
-dans le desert</span> which recalls in an odd way this strange
-Scots episode, whereof it is highly improbable Balzac
-ever heard. Fian, it seems, had acted as registrar to
-the Devil in the North Berwick kirk proceedings. With
-it all he might possibly have escaped, but having stolen
-the key of his prison he fled away by night to the
-Saltpans. The King felt himself defrauded, and he
-soon had the doctor again in safe keeping. He felt
-himself still more defrauded when Fian not merely refused
-to continue his revelations, but denied those he
-had already made, and then “a most straunge torment”
-was ordered him. All his nails were torn off, one after
-another, with a pair of pincers, then under every nail
-there was thrust in, two needles up to the heads. He
-remained obdurate. He was then subjected to the
-torture of the “bootes,” “wherein hee continued a long
-time and did abide so many blowes in them that his
-<span class='pageno' title='236' id='Page_236'></span>
-legges were crusht and beaten together as small as
-might bee, and the bones and flesh so bruised that the
-blood and marrow spouted forth in great abundance,
-whereby they were made unserviceable forever.” He
-still continued stubborn, and finally was put into a
-cart, taken to the Castle Hill, strangled and thrown into a
-great fire. This was in January 1591. In trying to
-bring up the past before us it is necessary to face such
-facts, and to remember that James <span style='font-size:smaller'>VI.</span> was, with it all,
-not a cruel or unkindly man.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I gladly turn to a lighter page. The grimy ways of
-Leith do not suggest Fairy land, but two quaint legends
-of other days are associated therewith. In front of the
-old battery, where are now the new docks, there stood a
-half-submerged rock which was removed in the course
-of harbour operations. This was the abode of a demon
-named Shellycoat, from the make of his garments,
-which you gather were of the most approved Persian
-attire. He was a malevolent spirit of great power, a terror
-to the urchins of old Leith, and perhaps even to
-their elders, but like “the dreaded name of Demogorgon”
-his reputation was the worst of him. If he wrought
-any definite evil, time has obliterated the memory.
-When his rock was blasted, poor Shellycoat was routed
-out, and fled to return no more.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The other legend is of the fairy boy of Leith who o’
-Thursday nights beat the drum to the fairies in the
-Calton Hill. Admission thereto was obtained by a pair
-of great gates, which opened to them, though they were
-invisible to others. The fairies, said the boy, “are entertained
-with many sorts of music besides my drum; they
-have besides plenty of variety of meats and wine, and
-<span class='pageno' title='237' id='Page_237'></span>
-many times we are carried into France or Holland in
-a night and return again, and whilst we are there we
-enjoy all the pleasures the country doth afford.” The
-fairy boy must at least be credited with a very vivid imagination.
-His questioner trysted him for next Thursday
-night: the youth duly turned up, apparently got
-what money he could, but towards midnight unaccountably
-disappeared and was seen no more. When
-people were so eager to discover the supernatural, one
-cannot wonder that they succeeded. In 1702, Mr. David
-Williamson was preaching in his own church in
-Edinburgh when a “rottan” (rat) appeared and sat
-down on his Bible. This made him stop, and after a little
-pause he told the congregation that this was a message
-of God to him. He broke off his sermon and took
-a formal farewell of his people and went home and continued
-sick. This was the time of the Union of the Kingdoms,
-and two years later, that is, in 1707, a mighty
-shoal of whales invaded the Firth of Forth, “roaring,
-plunging, and threshing upon one another to the great
-terror of all who heard the same.” Thirty-five of them
-foundered on the sands of Kirkcaldy, where they made
-a yet “more dreadful roaring and tossing, when they
-found themselves aground so much that the earth
-trembled. What the unusual appearance of so great
-a number of them at this juncture may portend, shall
-not be our business to inquire.” The chronicler is convinced
-that there must be some deep connection between
-such portentous events as the Union of the
-Crowns and the appearance of the whales, though with
-true scientific caution he does not think it proper to
-further riddle out the matter!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='240' id='Page_240'></span></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i281.jpg' alt='Portrait of a Bedesman' id='iid-0029' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>A BEDESMAN, OR BLUEGOWN</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From a Sketch by Monro S. Orr</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<div><span class='pageno' title='241' id='Page_241'></span><h1>CHAPTER ELEVEN<br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>THE STREETS</span></h1></div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I collect here a few anecdotes of
-life on the streets, and among the people of old Edinburgh.
-The ancient Scots lived very sparely, yet sumptuary
-laws were passed, not to enable them to fare
-better, but to keep them down to a low standard. The
-English were judged mere gluttons; “pock puddings”
-the frugal Caledonian deemed them. It was thought
-the Southern gentlemen whom James <span style='font-size:smaller'>I.</span> and his Queen
-brought into Scotland introduced a sumptuous mode
-of living. In 1533, the Bishop of St. Andrews raged
-in the pulpit against the wasteful luxury of later years.
-A law was presently passed, fixing how each order
-should live, and prohibiting the use of pies and other
-baked meats to all below the rank of baron. In fashionable
-circles there were four meals a day, breakfast,
-dinner, supper, and livery, which last was a kind of
-collation taken in the bedchamber, before retiring to
-rest. A century ago it was usual to furnish the bedroom
-with liquor, which, perhaps, was a reminiscence of this
-old-world meal. The time for breakfast was seven, then
-came dinner at ten, supper at four, and livery between
-eight and nine. This detail is only of the well-off minority.
-Legislators need not have alarmed themselves,
-grinding poverty was the predominant note of old
-Scots life. Pestilence swept the land from time to time—one
-cause was imperfect sanitation; a stronger was
-sheer lack of food.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Here is James Melville’s account of plague-torn
-Edinburgh in November 1585:—“On the morn we
-made haste and coming to Losterrick (Restalrig) disjoined,
-and about eleven hours came riding in at the
-<span class='pageno' title='242' id='Page_242'></span>
-Water-gate up through the Canongate, and rode in at
-the Nether Bow through the great street of Edinburgh,
-<span class='it'>in all whilk way we saw not three persons</span>, sae that I
-miskenned Edinburgh, and almost forgot that I had
-ever seen sic a town.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>One effect of poverty was innumerable beggars. Naturally
-they thronged Edinburgh, where they made
-themselves a well-nigh intolerable nuisance. The Privy
-Council formulated edicts against “the strang and
-idle vagabonds” who lay all day on the causeway of
-the Canongate, and bullied the passers-by into giving
-them alms. Perhaps it was to regulate an abuse
-which could not be entirely checked, that the King’s
-bedesmen, or Bluegowns, as they were called, from
-their dress, were established or re-formed as licensed
-beggars. These assembled yearly on the King’s birthday
-to receive an annual dole of bread and ale and
-blue gown, and to hear service in St. Giles’. More welcome
-than all was the gift of a penny for every year of
-the King’s reign, which was given in a leather purse.
-The place was the north side of the Tolbooth, hence
-called “The Puir Folks’ Purses,” or more briefly, “The
-Purses.” The scene was afterwards transferred to the
-Canongate Church, and then it was done away with
-altogether. The analogous Maundy money is still distributed
-annually at Westminster Abbey. The classic
-example of this picturesque figure of old Scots life is
-Edie Ochiltree in <span class='it'>The Antiquary</span>, but in Scott’s time
-Bluegowns still adorned Edinburgh streets; hence the
-following anecdote. Scott, as he went to and fro from
-college, was in the habit of giving alms to one of those
-gentlemen. It turned out that he kept a son Willy, as a
-<span class='pageno' title='243' id='Page_243'></span>
-divinity student at college, and he made bold to ask
-Scott to share a humble meal with them in their cottage
-at St. Leonards, at the base of Arthur’s Seat.
-“Please God I may live to see my bairn wag his head
-in a pulpit yet.” At the time appointed Scott partook
-of the meal with father and son, the latter at first not
-unnaturally a little shamefaced. The fare was simple,
-but of the very best; there was a “gigot” of mutton,
-potatoes, and whisky. “Dinna speak to your father
-about it,” said Mrs. Scott to Walter; “if it had been a
-shoulder he might have thought less, but he will say
-that gigot was a sin.” The old Edinburgh beggars
-were no doubt a droll lot, though particulars of their
-pranks are sadly lacking. When Sir Richard Steele,
-known to his familiars as Dickie Steele, was in Edinburgh
-in 1718, he collected the oldest and oddest of
-them to some obscure “howf” in Lady Stair’s Close;
-he feasted them to their heart’s content and avowed
-“he found enough native drollery to compose a comedy.”
-Well, he didn’t, but the same century was to give
-us a greater than Steele and—<span class='it'>The Jolly Beggars!</span></p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The folk of old Edinburgh were used to scenes of
-bloodshed—I tell elsewhere the story of “Cleanse the
-Causey,” as the historic street fight between the
-Douglases and the Hamiltons was called. It was almost
-a matter of necessity that men should go armed.
-Wild dissipation was a common incident, passions
-were high, and people did not hold either their
-own lives or those of others at any great rate. Here
-is a story from 1650, when the English were in occupation
-of Edinburgh, and so for the time the predominant
-party. An English officer had a squabble
-<span class='pageno' title='244' id='Page_244'></span>
-with some natives; he mounted his horse and said to
-them disdainfully, “With my own hands I killed that
-Scot which ought this horse and this case of pistols
-and who dare say that in this I wronged him?” He
-paid bitterly for his rashness. “I dare say it,” said one
-of his audience, “and thus shall avenge it.” He stabbed
-him with a sword right through the body so that
-he fell dead. The Scot threw himself into the vacant
-saddle, dashed over the stones to the nearest Port, and
-was lost for ever to pursuit.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The measures against those acts of violence were
-ludicrously ineffectual. In the houses the firearms were
-chained down lest they should be used in accidental
-affrays; but the streets were not policed at all, and gentlemen
-did much as they liked. It is told of Hugh Somerville
-of Drum, who died in 1640, that he went one day
-to St. Giles’ with Lady Ross, his sister-in-law. A gentleman
-happened by chance, it would seem, to push against
-him, there was a scuffle and Somerville had his
-dagger out on the instant, and would have stuck it into
-the intruder had not Lady Ross seized and held him;
-the while she begged the stranger to go away. A duel
-was like to ensue, but in cold blood the affair no doubt
-seemed ridiculous, and was made up. Quarrels about
-equally small matters often led to duels. In January
-1708, two friends, young Baird of Saughtonhall and
-Robert Oswald, were drinking in a tavern at Leith,
-when they had a dispute; they accommodated it, and
-drove to Edinburgh together, they leave the coach at
-the Netherbow, when Baird revives the quarrel, and
-in a few minutes, or perhaps seconds, kills his friend
-with his sword. A reaction followed, and the assassin
-<span class='pageno' title='245' id='Page_245'></span>
-expressed his deep regret, which did not bring the dead
-man to life again; the other fled, but finally escaped
-without punishment as the act was not premeditated.
-One of the last incidents of this class was a duel between
-Captain Macrae of Marionville and Sir George
-Ramsay of Bamff in 1790. It arose out of a quarrel caused
-by the misconduct of a servant. Macrae shot his
-opponent dead, and then fled to France, and he never
-thought it safe to return to Scotland. Duelling was considered
-proper for gentlemen, but only for gentlemen,
-and not to be permitted to all and sundry. Towards
-the end of the sixteenth century a barber challenged a
-chimney sweep, and they had a very pretty “set to”
-with swords at which neither was hurt. The King presently
-ordered the barber to summary execution because
-he presumed to take the revenge of a gentleman.
-The upper classes did not set a good example to their
-inferiors. One need not discuss whether the Porteous
-mob was really a riot of the common people. The
-<span class='it'>Heart of Midlothian</span>, if nothing else, has made it a
-very famous affair. The Edinburgh mob, which was
-very fierce and determined according to Scott, had
-one or two remarkable maxims. At an Irish fair the
-proper course is to bring down your shillelagh on any
-very prominent head. Here the rule was to throw a
-stone at every face that looked out of a window. Daniel
-Defoe was in Edinburgh in 1705, on a special mission
-from Government, to do all he could to bring about
-the Union. From his window in the High Street
-he was gazing upon the angry populace and only just
-dodged a large stone. He afterwards discovered not
-merely the rule but the reason thereof, that there might
-<span class='pageno' title='246' id='Page_246'></span>
-be no recognition of faces. As the old cock crows
-the young cock learns, even the children were fighters.
-I have already told how the boys of the High School
-killed Bailie Macmorran in a barring out business.
-There is a legend of the famous Earl of Haddington,
-“Tam of the Coogate,” that when a fight was on between
-the lads of the High School and the students of
-the College, he took strenuously the side of the former.
-Nay, he drove the students out of the West Port, locked
-the gate in their faces, that they might cool themselves
-by a night in the fields, and placidly retired to
-his studies. The fighting tradition lasted through the
-centuries. Scott tells us of the incessant bickers between
-the High School and street callants, which, however
-lawless, had yet their own laws. During one of
-those fights a youth known from his dress as Green-breeks,
-a leader of the town, was stuck with a knife,
-and somewhat seriously wounded. He was tended in
-the Infirmary and in due time recovered, but nothing
-would prevail upon him to give any hint whereby his
-assailant might be discovered. The High Schoolboys
-took means to reward him, but the fights were continued
-with unabated vigour.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Student riots are a chapter by themselves, and in
-Edinburgh were almost to be looked upon as a matter
-of course, and to a mild extent still are, on such
-occasions as Rectorial elections. In past times no
-occasion was lost for burning the Pope in effigy, that
-was always a safe card to play. Even the piety of old
-Edinburgh served to stimulate its brawls. The famous
-commotion at the reading of the service book in
-St Giles’ on 23rd July 1637 is a case in point. Jenny
-<span class='pageno' title='247' id='Page_247'></span>
-Geddes is to-day commemorated within the Cathedral
-itself, and she lives in history by her classic pleasantry,
-on the Dean announcing the collect for the
-day: “Deil colic the wame o’ thee fause thief, wilt thou
-say mass at my lug?” There is one other story about
-Jenny to be told. On 19th June 1660 there were
-great rejoicings in Edinburgh upon the Restoration.
-There was service at the Church, banquet of sweetmeats
-and wine at the Cross, which ran claret for the
-benefit of the populace; at night there were fireworks
-at the Castle, effigies of Cromwell and the Devil were
-paraded through the streets, bonfires blazed everywhere,
-and as fuel for these last Jenny is reported to
-have contributed her stool. No doubt much water had
-run under the bridge since 1637; Jenny may or may
-not have changed her views, but she was nothing if not
-enthusiastic, and there was really no inconsistency in
-her conduct. Other folk than Jenny had a difficulty to
-reconcile their various devotions!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The people of Edinburgh had a strong aversion from
-bishops. On 4th June 1674, as the members of the
-Council were going to their meeting-place in the Parliament
-Close, fifteen ladies appeared with a petition
-for a free ministry. Archbishop Sharp was pointedly
-described as Judas, and Traitor. Indeed one of the
-ladies struck him on the neck, screaming that he should
-yet pay for it ere all was done. Any scandal against
-a bishop was readily circulated. Bishop Patterson of
-Edinburgh was lampooned as a profligate and loose
-liver. In the midst of a seemingly impassioned discourse
-he is said to have kissed, in the pulpit, his bandstrings,
-that being the signal agreed upon between
-<span class='pageno' title='248' id='Page_248'></span>
-him and his lady-love to prove that he could think
-upon her even in the midst of solemn duties. He was
-nicknamed “Bishop Bandstrings.” The bishops of the
-persecuting Church disappear from history in a rather
-undignified manner. Patrick Walker tells with great
-glee how at the Revolution, as the convention grew
-more and more enthusiastic for the new order, they,
-fourteen in number, “were expelled at once and stood
-in a crowd with pale faces in the Parliament Close.”
-Some daring members of the crowd knocked the
-heads of the poor prelates “hard upon each other,”
-the bishops slunk off, and presently were seen no more
-in the streets. “But some of us,” continues Patrick,
-“would have rejoiced still more to have seen the whole
-cabalsie sent closally down the Bow that they might
-have found the weight of their tails in a tow to dry
-their stocking soles, and let them know what hanging
-was.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Villon had long before sung on a near prospect of
-the gallows⁠—</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Or d’une corde d’une toise</p>
-<p class='line0'>Saura mon col que mon cul poise.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='noindent'>But you are sure Patrick had never heard of François,
-and the same dismally ludicrous idea had occurred
-independently.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i290.jpg' alt='Portrait of Allan Ramsay' id='iid-0030' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>ALLAN RAMSAY, POET</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From an Engraving after William Aikman</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Certain picturesque figures or rather classes of men
-lent a quaint or comic touch to the streets of old Edinburgh,
-but all are long swept into Time’s dustbin. One
-of these consisted of the chairmen. The Old Town was
-not the place for carriages; cabs were not yet, and even
-to-day they do not suit its steep and narrow ways; but
-the sedan chair was the very thing, you could trundle
-<span class='pageno' title='249' id='Page_249'></span>
-it commodiously up and down hill, and narrow must
-have been the close through which it could not pass.
-The chairmen who bore the burden of the chair were
-mainly Highlanders, who flocked to Edinburgh as the
-Irish did afterwards, and in early days formed a distinct
-element in city life. They are reported as of insatiable
-greed, but their earnings probably were but
-small and uncertain. Still such was their reputation,
-and it was once put to the test to decide a wager. Lord
-Panmure hired a chair and proceeded a short way
-down the Canongate. When he got out he handed the
-chairman a guinea. Millionaires were not yet in the
-land, possibly the chairman imagined he had found a
-benevolent lunatic, or he may even have smelt a wager.
-“But could her honour no’ shuist gie the ither sixpence
-to get a gill?” The coin was duly handed over, then
-Donald thought he might do something for his companion
-and preferred a modest request for “three bawbees
-of odd change to puy snuff.” But even the chairmen
-had another side. Among them was Edmund
-Burke, who died in 1751. He had been an attendant on
-Prince Charlie, and had as easily as you like netted
-£30,000 by treachery, for such was the handsome price
-fixed for the young chevalier, “dead or alive”; but it
-never crossed his mind to earn it!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Of much the same class were the caddies, whose
-name still lingers as the attendants on golf-players; the
-caddie was the man-of-all-work of old Edinburgh, for
-various indeed were his functions. Even to-day, if you
-look at some of the high houses, you remember how
-much time inhabitants must have spent in going up
-and down stairs; load the climber with burdens and life
-<span class='pageno' title='250' id='Page_250'></span>
-were scarce worth living. The chief burden was water,
-and the caddies were the class who bore the stoups containing
-it up and down. These water-carriers soon acquired
-a pronounced and characteristic stoop; they
-were dressed in the cast-off red jackets of the City
-Guard, the women among them had thick felt great-coats
-and hats like the men, their fee was a penny a
-barrel. The same name was applied to a division that
-worked with their brains rather than their hands; they
-knew every man in the town, and the name, residence,
-and condition of every stranger to whom they acted as
-guides and even companions. You sought your caddie
-at the Cross, where he would lounge of a morning on
-a wooden bench till some one was good enough to
-employ him. You remember the interesting account
-Scott gives of the caddies in the part of <span class='it'>Guy Mannering</span>
-which treats of the visit to Edinburgh of the
-Colonel.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Still more characteristic of old Edinburgh was the
-Town Guard, who for many a long day acted most inefficiently
-as police and guardians of the peace to the
-city. They are, so to speak, embalmed in the pages of
-Scott and Fergusson. The first treats them with a touch
-of comic contempt, the other calls them “the black
-banditti,” and deprecates their brutal violence. He
-had some cause, personal or otherwise. One of their
-number, Corporal John Dhu, a gigantic Highlander,
-as short of temper as he was long of body, during a city
-row with one fell stroke stretched a member of the mob
-lifeless on the pavement. The populace told wondrous
-legends of this corps. They existed, it was averred, before
-the Christian era, nay, some of them were present
-<span class='pageno' title='251' id='Page_251'></span>
-at the Crucifixion as Pilate’s guard! In truth they only
-dated from the seventeenth century, at any rate as a
-regularly constituted corps, and they came to an end
-early in the nineteenth. They attended all civic ceremonies
-and civic functions, their drums beat every
-night at eight o’clock in the High Street. Their guard-house
-long stood opposite the Tron Church. There
-was always a collision between them and the populace
-on occasion of rejoicing, as witness Fergusson’s <span class='it'>Hallow
-Fair</span>:</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Jock Bell gaed forth to play his freaks,</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;Great cause he had to rue it,</p>
-<p class='line0'>For frae a stark Lochaber aix</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;He gat a <span class='it'>clamihewit</span></p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;Fu’ sair that night.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='noindent'>The unfortunate wretch received a still worse blow,
-nor even then were his troubles ended:</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“He, peching on the causey, lay</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;O’ kicks an’ cuffs well sair’d.</p>
-<p class='line0'>A highland aith the serjeant gae</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;She maun pe see our guard.</p>
-<p class='line0'>Out spak the warlike corporal,</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;‘Pring in ta drunken sot!’</p>
-<p class='line0'>They trail’d him ben, an’ by my saul</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;He paid his drucken groat</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;For that neist day.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='pindent'>Once in the year, at any rate, the populace got their
-own back again—that was the King’s birthday, when
-the authorities assembled in the Parliament House
-to honour the occasion. Thereafter the mob went with
-one accord for the Guard, and always routed them after
-a desperate resistance. Scott jocosely laments the
-disappearance of those picturesque figures, with their
-uniform of rusty red, their Lochaber axes, their huge
-<span class='pageno' title='252' id='Page_252'></span>
-cocked hats. But two survived to be present at the
-inauguration of his monument on 15th August 1846.
-Their pay was sixpence a day. The Gaelic poet, Duncan
-Macintyre, was once asked if anything could be done
-to improve his worldly prospects. He confessed a
-modest ambition to be enrolled in the Edinburgh
-Town Guard! After this Burns’s post as a Dumfries exciseman
-might seem princely. All competent critics
-agree that Macintyre was the sweetest of singers, a
-poet of true genius, and that his laudatory epitaph in
-old Greyfriars was justly earned. Captain James Burnet,
-who died on the 24th August 1814, was the last
-commander of this ancient corps. If not so famous as
-some of his predecessors, Major Weir or Captain Porteous,
-for instance, he was still a prominent Edinburgh
-character. He weighed nineteen stones, yet, for a wager,
-climbed Arthur’s Seat in a quarter of an hour.
-You do not wonder that he lay panting on the earth
-“like an expiring porpoise.” He was one of the “Turners,”
-as those were scornfully called who assembled
-on Sunday afternoons, <span class='it'>not</span> to go to church, but to take
-a walk or turn. At an earlier day he and his fellows had
-been promptly pounced upon by the seizers, who were
-officials appointed to promenade the streets during
-the hours of divine service. These would apprehend
-the ungodly wanderer and even joints of mutton frizzling and
-turning with indecent levity on the roasting-jacks.
-In or about 1735 the blackbird of a Jacobite
-barber, in horrid defiance of the powers that were,
-civil and ecclesiastical, and to the utter subversion of
-Kirk and State, touched “the trembling ears” of the
-seizers with “The King shall enjoy his own again,”
-<span class='pageno' title='253' id='Page_253'></span>
-most audaciously whistled. The songster was forthwith
-taken into custody and transported to the guard-house.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Once the “seizers” got emphatically the worst of
-it. Dr. Archibald Pitcairne, poet, scholar, Jacobite, latitudinarian,
-was not in sympathy in many points with
-the Edinburgh of Queen Anne’s day, but he loved his
-glass as well as any of them. He had sent for some
-claret one Sunday forenoon, which the seizers had confiscated
-ere it reached his thirsty palate. The wit was
-furious, but he had his revenge. He doctored a few
-bottles of the wine with some strong drug of disagreeable
-operation, and then he procured its capture by
-the seizers. As he expected, the stuff went speedily
-down their throats; the result was all he could have
-wished. But Burnet came too late for all this, and a
-nickname was the only punishment for him and his
-fellows. He was also a prominent member of the Lawnmarket
-Club—the popular name for certain residents
-who met every morning about seven to discuss the
-news of the day, and to take their morning draught
-of brandy together. Nothing was done in old Edinburgh
-without the accompaniment of a dram; the “meridian”
-followed the “morning” (the very bells of St.
-Giles that chime the hour were known as the “gill”
-bells), as a matter of course, and both only sustained
-the citizen for the serious business of the evening.
-True, a great deal of the drinking was claret, indeed,
-huge pewter jugs or stoups of that wine were to be
-seen moving up and down the streets of Edinburgh
-in all directions, as ale jugs in London. When a ship
-arrived from Bordeaux the claret hogsheads were
-<span class='pageno' title='254' id='Page_254'></span>
-carted through the streets, and vessels were filled from
-the spigot at a very cheap rate. There was always a
-native-brewed “tippeny.” The curtain was already
-falling on old Edinburgh ere whisky was introduced
-as a regular article of consumption. A thin veil of decency
-was thrown over the dissipation; it was made a
-matter of aggravation in the charge against a gentleman
-of rank that he had allowed his company to get
-drunk in his house before it was dark in the month of
-July. The peculiar little separate boxes wherein the
-guests revelled in the Edinburgh taverns threw an
-air of secrecy and mystery over the proceedings. One
-of the most famous taverns was Johnny Dowie’s, in
-Libberton’s Wynd, where George <span style='font-size:smaller'>IV.</span> Bridge now stands.
-Its memories of Burns and Fergusson and a hundred
-other still famous names make it the <span class='it'>Mermaid</span>
-of Edinburgh. It had many baser clients. A visitor
-opens a door and finds a room, the floor covered with
-snoring lads. “Oh,” explains mine host with a tolerant
-grin, “just twa-three o’ Sir Wullie’s drucken clerks!”
-(Sir William Forbes the banker is meant). “The clartier
-the cosier,” says a wicked old Scots apothegm.
-Wolfe, the hero of Quebec, says that it was not till after
-Christmas, when the better folk had come into it
-from the country, that Edinburgh was “in all its perfection
-of dirt and gaiety.” There could not have been
-anything like sufficient water wherewith to wash, and
-all sorts of filth were hurled from the lofty houses into
-the street, “<span class='it'>Gardy loo</span>” was the conventional word
-of warning, uttered not seldom <span class='it'>after</span> and not <span class='it'>before</span>
-the event. Whether it was from the French “<span class='it'>Gare à
-l’eau</span>” may or may not be true. The delightful Mrs.
-<span class='pageno' title='255' id='Page_255'></span>
-Winifred Jenkins aptly translates it as: “May the
-Lord have mercy on your souls.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Until imprisonment for debt was abolished the precincts
-of Holyrood were inhabited by fugitive debtors,
-for there these had the privilege of sanctuary. They
-were called Abbey lairds, and many were the stories
-told of the dodges to get them out of the bounds or
-to remain after Sunday was finished, for that was a free
-day for them. Two anecdotes may be quoted. On a
-certain Sunday in July 1709, Patrick Haliburton, one
-of those Abbey lairds, was induced to visit a creditor,
-by whom he was received with the utmost geniality.
-The bottle was produced and Patrick quaffed to his
-heart’s content; as he staggered from the door <span class='it'>after</span>
-midnight, a messenger seized him under a Writ of
-Caption and haled him off to prison. In 1724 Mrs.
-Dilkes, a debtor, had an invitation to a tavern within
-the verge, but to enter it she had to go a few paces
-beyond the Girth Cross. The moment she was outside
-she was nabbed; but this was too much for the
-women of the place, who rose in their might and rescued
-her.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The wit of old Edinburgh was satirical, bitter, scornful,
-and the practical jokes not in the best of taste.
-The Union, we know, was intensely unpopular, nowhere
-more than in the Canongate.</p>
-
-<div class='blockquote'>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“London and death gar thee look dool,”</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p class='noindent'>sings Allan Ramsay. Holyrood was at an end, save
-for the election of representative Peers. At the first after
-the Union it was noted that all elected were loyal
-to the English government, “a plain evidence of the
-country’s slavery to the English Court.” A fruit-woman
-<span class='pageno' title='256' id='Page_256'></span>
-paraded the courts of the palace bawling most
-lustily, “Who would buy good pears, old pears, new
-pears, fresh pears—rotten pears, sixteen of them for
-a plack.” Remember that pears is pronounced “peers”
-in Scots and the point of the joke is obvious.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>In the suburb of the Pleasance a tailor called Hunter
-had erected a large house which folk named Hunter’s
-Folly, or the Castle of Clouts. Gillespie, the founder
-of Gillespie’s Hospital, was a snuff merchant; when he
-started a carriage the incorrigible Harry Erskine suggested
-as a motto:</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Wha wad hae thocht it</p>
-<p class='line0'>That noses had bocht it?”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='noindent'>Harry was usually more good-humoured. A working
-man complained to him of the low value of a dollar,
-which he showed him. Now, from the scarcity of silver
-at the time, a number of Spanish dollars were in circulation,
-on which the head of George <span style='font-size:smaller'>III.</span> had been stamped
-over the neck of the Spanish King; the real was
-some sixpence less than the nominal value. Erskine
-gravely regretted that two such mighty persons had
-laid their heads together to do a poor man out of a
-sixpence. Not that the lawyers always had the best
-of it. Crosby, the original Counsellor Pleydell in <span class='it'>Guy
-Mannering</span>, was building a spacious mansion in St.
-Andrew Square. His home in the country was a thatched
-cottage. “Ah, Crosby,” said Principal Robertson to
-him one day at dinner, “were your town and country
-house to meet, how they would stare at one another.”</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i299.jpg' alt='Portrait of Andrew Crosbie, “Pleydell”' id='iid-0031' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>ANDREW CROSBIE, “PLEYDELL”</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From a Painting in the Advocates’ Library, by permission of the Faculty of Advocates</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='noindent'>Nor did the people always get the laugh. Walter Ross,
-an Edinburgh character of the eighteenth century, had
-built a square tower in his property on the north side
-<span class='pageno' title='257' id='Page_257'></span>
-of the New Town; in this were all the curious old stones
-he could procure. The people called it Ross’s Folly, and
-notwithstanding his prominently displayed threats of
-man-traps and spring guns they roamed at will over
-his domain. Somehow or other he procured a human
-leg from the dissecting room, dressed it up with stocking,
-shoe, and buckle and sent the town-crier with it,
-announcing that “it had been found that night in Walter
-Ross’s policy at Stockbridge,” and offering to restore
-it to the owner!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A more innocent pleasantry is ascribed to Burns.
-A lady of title, with whom he had the slightest acquaintance,
-asked him to a party in what was no doubt
-a very patronising manner. Burns never lost his head
-or his independence in Edinburgh. He replied that he
-would come if the Learned Pig was invited also. The
-animal in question was then one of the attractions
-of the Grassmarket. To balance this is a story of a
-snub by a lady. Dougal Geddie, a successful silversmith,
-had donned with much pride the red coat of
-a Town Guard officer. He observed with concern a
-lady at the door of the Assembly Rooms without an
-attendant beau. He courteously suggested himself
-“if the arm of an old soldier could be of any use to
-her.” “Hoot awa’, Dougal, an auld tinkler you mean,”
-said the lady.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>One constantly recurring street scene in old Edinburgh
-was the execution of criminals. Not a mere case
-of decorous hanging, but a man, as like as not, dismembered
-in sight of the gaping crowd, and that man
-was often one who had been within the memory of all
-a great personage in the State, to whom every knee
-<span class='pageno' title='258' id='Page_258'></span>
-had been bowed, and every cap doffed. Great executions
-were famous events, and were distinguished
-by impressive and remarkable incidents; but I shall
-not attempt to record these. Some little remembered
-events must serve for illustration. In 1661 Archibald
-Cornwall, town officer, was hanged at the Cross. He
-had “poinded” an honest man’s house, wherein was a
-picture of the King and Queen. These, from carelessness
-or malice or misplaced sense of humour, he had
-stuck on the gallows at the Cross from which as noted
-he presently dangled. In 1667 Patrick Roy Macgregor
-and some of his following were condemned at Edinburgh
-for sorning, fire-raising, and murder. Those caterans
-were almost outside the law, and they were
-duly hanged, the right hand being previously cut off—a
-favourite old-time addition to capital punishment.
-Macgregor was a thick-set, strongly-built man
-of fierce face, in which gleamed his hawk-like eye,
-a human wolf the crowd must have thought him. He
-was “perfectly undaunted” though the hangman bungled
-the amputation business so badly that he was
-turned out of office the next day. Executions were
-at different periods carried out on the Castle Hill, at
-the Cross, the Gallow Lee, on the road to Leith, and
-at various places throughout the city, but the ordinary
-spot was, from about 1660 till 1785, in the Grassmarket,
-at the foot of the West Bow, after that at the west
-end of the Tolbooth, till its destruction in 1817, then
-at the head of Libberton’s Wynd, near where George
-<span style='font-size:smaller'>IV.</span> Bridge now is, till 1868, when such public spectacles
-were abolished. An old Edinburgh rhyme commemorates
-the old-time progress of the criminal.
-<span class='pageno' title='259' id='Page_259'></span></p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Up the Lawnmarket, And doun the West Bow,</p>
-<p class='line0'>Up the big ladder, And doun the wee tow.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='pindent'>As the clock struck the hour after noon, the City
-Guard knocked at the door of the Tolbooth. It was
-flung open and the condemned man marched forth.
-The correct costume was a waistcoat and breeches of
-white, edged with black ribbon, wherewith the nightcap
-on his head was also trimmed. His hands were
-tied behind him, and a rope was round his neck. On
-each side was a parson, behind shuffled the hangman,
-disguised in an overcoat, round were the City Guard,
-with their arms ready. Among the fierce folk of that
-violent town a rescue was always a possibility, and so
-the gruesome figure went to his doom. One other case
-and I leave the subject. It was a popular belief in Edinburgh
-that a man could not be hanged later than four
-o’clock afternoon. A certain John Young had been convicted
-of forgery, and condemned to death. The time
-appointed for his execution was the 17th December
-1750, between two and four in the afternoon. Under
-the pretence of private devotion he locked himself in
-the inner room of the prison, and nothing would persuade
-him to come out. He was only got at by breaking
-the floor of the room overhead, and even then there
-was difficulty. A gun was presented at his head; it
-happened to be unloaded. On a calculation of probabilities
-he even then refused to surrender; he was finally
-seized and dragged headlong downstairs. He anxiously
-inquired if it were not yet four o’clock, and was
-assured he would be hanged, however late the hour.
-As a matter of fact, it was already after four, though
-not by the clock, which had been stopped by the authorities.
-<span class='pageno' title='260' id='Page_260'></span>
-He refused to move, declined, as he said, to
-be accessory to his own murder, but was hanged all
-the same about half-past four. His pranks had only
-given him another half-hour of life. There were numerous
-lesser punishments: flogging, mutilation, branding,
-all done in public, to the disgust or entertainment
-of the populace. I tell one story, farce rather than
-tragedy. On the 6th of November 1728, Margaret
-Gibson, for the crime of theft, was drummed through
-the town; over her neck was fixed a board provided
-with bells which chimed at each step she made, a little
-from her face there was attached a false face adorned
-with a fox’s tail, “In short she was a very odd spectacle.”
-No doubt; but where did the edification come
-in? I ought to mention that the officials who attended
-an execution were wont thereafter to regale themselves
-at what was called the Deid Chack. The cheerful
-Deacon Brodie, just before his violent exit from
-life, took leave of a town official in this fashion, “Fare
-ye weel, Bailie! Ye need na be surprised if ye see me
-amang ye yet, to tak’ my share o’ the Deid Chack.” Perhaps
-he meant his ghost would be there, or—but it is
-not worth speculating. This gruesome feast was abolished
-through the influence of Provost Creech, who
-did much for the city.</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Auld Reekie aye he keepit tight</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;&ensp;And trig an’ braw.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='pindent'>The crook in Creech’s lot was an old soldier, Lauchlin
-M‘Bain, who pretended to sell roasting-jacks. He
-had a street call of “R-r-r-roasting toasting-jacks,”
-which was found perfectly unbearable, even by the not
-too nice ears of the citizens. He blackmailed various
-<span class='pageno' title='261' id='Page_261'></span>
-parties, and then attached himself like a burr to Creech.
-He bellowed before his door with such fell intent that
-the civic dignitary was frantic. He had Lauchlin up before
-the local courts, but the old soldier, who had fought
-on the government side at Culloden, produced his
-discharge which clearly gave him a right to practise his
-business in Edinburgh. Creech had to submit and buy
-the intruder off. Creech himself played pranks just as
-mischievous on a certain drunken Writer to the Signet
-called William Macpherson, a noted character of the
-day. He lived in the West Bow with his two sisters,
-whom he, with quaint barbarity, nicknamed Sodom
-and Gomorrah. He was not above taking fees in kind.
-Once he thus procured an armful of turnips, with which
-he proceeded homewards; but he was tipsy, and the
-West Bow was near the perpendicular, and ere long
-he was flat on his face, and the turnips flying in every
-direction. He staggered after them and recovered
-most. The Governor of the Castle had asked Creech
-to procure him a cook; he became so insistent in his
-demands that the bookseller got angry, and happening
-to meet Macpherson, he coolly told him that the
-Governor wished to see him on important business.
-Macpherson could not understand why everybody
-treated him in such a cavalier manner, and a comical
-conversation took place, which was brought to a head
-by the Governor demanding his character. At last he
-blurted out in rage that he was a Writer to the Signet.
-“Why, I wanted a cook,” said the Governor. Macpherson
-retired in wrath to comfort himself with that unfailing
-remedy, the bottle.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>These were not the days of care for the insane, the
-<span class='pageno' title='262' id='Page_262'></span>
-“natural” was allowed to run about the streets untouched.
-Jamie Duff was one of the most famous of
-those. In old Scotland a funeral was a very pompous
-and very solemn function. Duff made it a point to be
-present at as many as possible, with cape, cravat, and
-weepers of the most orthodox pattern, however shabby
-the material, even paper not being disdained. He
-commonly marched at the head of the procession—a
-hideous burlesque of the whole affair. His pranks
-met with strange and unexpected tolerance; instead
-of being driven away, he was fed and encouraged. He
-appears at the funeral of Miss Bertram in <span class='it'>Guy Mannering</span>.
-Scott has gathered many such memories into his
-works. One adventure of Duff’s was not a success. He
-had got together, or aped the cast-off suit of a bailie,
-and assumed the title of that mighty functionary.
-The authorities interfered and stripped him, thus making
-themselves the butt of many a local witticism.
-He subsisted on stray gifts of all kinds, but he refused
-silver money. He thought it was a trick to enlist him.
-Another feature of the street was the Highland gentleman.
-The memory of one, Francis M‘Nab, Esq.
-of M‘Nab, still lingers. Once a Lowland friend inquired
-if Mr. M‘Nab was at home. “No,” was the answer,
-and the door was shut in his face, not before he
-had heard the tones of the chieftain in the background.
-Apprised of his error, he called next day, and asked
-for “The M‘Nab,” and was received with open arms.
-It happened on the way to Leith races that the chieftain’s
-horse dropped down dead under him. “M‘Nab,
-is that the same horse you had last year?” said an acquaintance
-at the next race-meeting. “No, py Cot,” replied
-<span class='pageno' title='263' id='Page_263'></span>
-the Laird; “but this is the same whip”—the other
-made off at full speed. When in command of the Breadalbane
-Fencibles, he allowed his men to smuggle a
-huge quantity of whisky from the Highlands. A party
-of excisemen laid hands on the baggage of the corps.
-M‘Nab pretended to believe they were robbers. He
-was a big man, with a powerful voice; he thundered out
-to his men “Prime, load”—the gaugers took to their
-heels, and the whisky was saved.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Smuggling might almost be called the first of Highland
-virtues. Archibald Campbell, the city officer, had
-the misfortune to lose his mother. He procured a
-hearse, and reverently carried away the body to the
-Highlands for burial. He brought the hearse back
-again, not empty, but full of smuggled whisky. This
-fondness for a trick or practical joke was a feature of
-old Edinburgh. It lived on to later times. In 1803 or
-1804, Playfair, Thomas Thomson, and Sydney Smith
-instigated by Brougham, proceeded one night to George
-Street, with the intention of filching the Galen’s
-Head, which stood over the door of Gardiner, the apothecary.
-By one climbing on the top of the others
-their object was all but attained, when, by the dim light
-of the oil-lamps, Brougham was descried leading the
-city watch to the spot, his design being to play a trick
-within a trick. There was a hasty scramble, and all
-got off. None save Brougham was very young, and
-even he was twenty-six, and to-day the people are decorous
-and the place is decorous. Who can now recall
-what the Mound was like, when it was the chosen
-locus of the menageries of the day? Fergusson, Lord
-Hermand, was proceeding along it just having heard
-<span class='pageno' title='264' id='Page_264'></span>
-of the fall of the “ministry of all the talents”; he could
-not contain himself. “They are out—by the Lord,
-they are all out, every mother’s son of them!” A passing
-lady heard him with absolute horror. “Good
-Lord, then we shall all be devoured!” she screamed, not
-doubting but that the wild beasts had broken loose.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A word as to weather. The east coast of Scotland
-is exposed to the chilling fog or mist called haar, and
-to bitter blasts of east wind, as well as to the ordinary
-rain and cloud. Edinburgh, being built on hills, is peculiarly
-affected by those forces, and the broad streets
-and open spaces of the New Town worst of all. The
-peculiar build of the old part was partly, at least, meant
-as a defence from weather. Fergusson boldly says so.</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Not Boreas that sae snelly blows</p>
-<p class='line0'>Dare here pap in his angry nose,</p>
-<p class='line0'>Thanks to our dads, whase biggin stands</p>
-<p class='line0'>A shelter to surrounding lands.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='noindent'>But there is no shelter in Princes Street. On the 24th
-of January 1868 a great storm raged. Chimney-pots
-and portions of chimney-stacks came down in all directions.
-Fifty police carts were filled with the rubbish.
-Cabs were blown over, an instance of the force of the
-east wind which impressed James Payn the novelist
-exceedingly. A gentleman had opened Professor
-Syme’s carriage door to get out. The door was completely
-blown away; a man brought it up presently,
-with the panel not even scratched and the glass unbroken.
-Another eminent doctor, Sir Robert Christison,
-was hurled along Princes Street at such a rate,
-that when, to prevent an accident, he seized hold of a
-lamp-post he was dashed violently into the gutter
-<span class='pageno' title='265' id='Page_265'></span>
-and seriously hurt his knee. The street was deserted,
-people were afraid to venture out of doors. Even on
-a moderately gusty night the noise of the wind amidst
-the tall lands and narrow closes of the Old
-Town, as heard from Princes Street, is a sound never
-to be forgotten; it has a tragic mournful dignity in its
-infinite wail, the voice of old Edinburgh touched with
-pity and terror! Some one has said what a charming
-place Edinburgh would be if you could only put up
-a screen against the east wind. As that is impossible
-it may be held to excuse everything from flight to
-dissipation!</p>
-
-<div><span class='pageno' title='269' id='Page_269'></span><h1>CHAPTER TWELVE<br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>THE CITY</span></h1></div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I continue the subjects of my last
-chapter, though this deals rather with things under
-cover and folk of a better position than the common
-objects of the street. I pass as briefly as may be the
-more elaborate legends of Edinburgh, they are rather
-story than anecdote. I have already dealt with Lady
-Stair and her close. It is on the north side of the Lawnmarket.
-If you go down that same street till it becomes
-the Canongate, on the same side, you have Morocco
-Land with its romantic legend of young Gray, who
-showed a clean pair of heels to the hangman, only to
-turn up a few years after as a bold bad corsair. But he
-came to bless and not to rob, for by his eastern charms
-or what not he cured the Provost’s daughter, sick well-nigh
-to death of the plague, and then married her. They
-lived very happily together in Morocco Land, outside
-the Netherbow be it noted, and so outside old Edinburgh,
-for Gray had vowed he would never again enter
-the city. If you find a difficulty in realising this tale
-of eastern romance amid the grimy surroundings of
-the Canongate of to-day, lift up your eyes to Morocco
-Land, and there is the figure of the Moor carved on it,
-and how can you doubt the story after that? On the
-opposite side is Queensberry House, which bears many
-a legend of the splendour and wicked deeds of more
-than one Duke of Queensberry. Chief of them was
-that High Commissioner who presided over the Union
-debates, he whom the Edinburgh mob hated with all
-the bitter hatred of their ferocious souls. They loved
-to tell how when he was strangling the liberties of his
-country in the Parliament House, his idiot son and
-<span class='pageno' title='270' id='Page_270'></span>
-heir was strangling the poor boy that turned the spit
-in Queensberry House, and was roasting him upon his
-own fire so that when the family returned to their
-mansion a cannibal orgie was already in progress. You
-are glad that history enables you to doubt the story
-just as you are sorry you must doubt the others.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Edinburgh has had a Provost for centuries (since
-1667 he has been entitled by Royal command to the
-designation of Lord Provost), Bailies, Dean of Guild,
-Town Council, and so forth, but you must not believe
-for a moment that these were ever quite the same
-offices. The old municipal constitution of Edinburgh
-was curious and complicated. I shall not attempt to
-explain it, or how the various deacons of the trades
-formed part of it. When it was reformed and the system
-of self-election abolished, the city officer, Archibald
-Campbell, is said to have died out of sheer grief,
-it seemed to him defiling the very Ark of God. The
-old-time magistrates were puffed up with a sense of
-their own importance, that of itself invited a “taking
-down.” It was the habit of those dignitaries to pay
-their respects to every new President of the Court of
-Session. President Dundas, who died in 1752, was thus
-honoured. He was walking with his guests in the park
-at Arniston, when the attention of Bailie M‘Ilroy, one
-of their number, was attracted by a fine ash tree lately
-blown to the ground. He was a wood merchant, and
-thought the occasion too good to be lost. He there and
-then proposed to buy it, and not accepting the curt refusals
-of the President, finally offered to pay a half-penny
-a foot above the ordinary price. “Sir,” said Dundas
-in a burst of rage, “rather than cut up that tree, I
-<span class='pageno' title='271' id='Page_271'></span>
-would see you and all the magistrates of Edinburgh
-hanging on it.” But the roll of civic dignitaries contains
-more illustrious names.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Provost Drummond, who may be called the founder
-of the New Town, had long cherished and developed
-the scheme in his mind. Dr. Jardine, his son-in-law,
-lived in part of a house in the north corner of the Royal
-Exchange from which there was a wide prospect away
-over the Nor’ Loch to the fields beyond. It was plain
-countryside in those days. The swans used to issue
-from under the Castle rock, swim across the Nor’ Loch,
-cross the Lang Gate and Bearford’s Park, and make
-sad havoc of the cornfields of Wood’s farm. Bearford’s
-Park was called after Bearford in East Lothian, which
-had the same owner. Perhaps you remember the wish
-of Richard Moniplies in <span class='it'>The Fortunes of Nigel</span>, that
-he had his opponent in Bearford’s Park. But to return
-to Provost Drummond. He was once with Dr. Thomas
-Somerville, then a young man, in Dr. Jardine’s house,
-above mentioned. They were looking at the prospect,
-perhaps watching the vagaries of the audacious swans.
-“You, Mr. Somerville,” said the Provost, “are a young
-man and may probably live, though I will not, to see all
-these fields covered with houses, forming a splendid
-and magnificent city,” all which in due time was to
-come about. Dr. Somerville tells us this story in his
-<span class='it'>My Own Life and Times</span>, a work still important for the
-history of the period. All this building has not destroyed
-the peculiar characteristic of Edinburgh scenery.
-It is still true that “From the crowded city we behold
-the undisturbed dwellings of the Hare and the
-Heath fowl; from amidst the busy hum of men we
-<span class='pageno' title='272' id='Page_272'></span>
-look on recesses where the sound of the human voice
-has but rarely penetrated, on mountains surrounding
-a great metropolis, which rear their mighty heads in
-solitude and silence.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i316.jpg' alt='Portrait of Rev. Thomas Somerville' id='iid-0032' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>REV. THOMAS SOMERVILLE</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From a Photograph in the Scottish National Portrait Gallery</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='noindent'>What pleases me more in this
-scenery is that it is so perfectly characteristic of the
-country, so purely Scottish .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. No man in Edinburgh
-can for a moment forget that he is in Scotland.” It is
-almost startling to look up from the grime of the
-Canongate to the solitary nooks of Arthur’s Seat, though
-the sea of houses spreads miles around. Whatever
-scenic effects remain, the historical effects of the
-landscape are vanished. With what various emotions
-the crowd from every point of vantage must have
-watched Dundee’s progress along the Lang Gate to
-his interview with the Duke of Gordon on the Castle
-rock! And the town was not much changed when, rather
-more than half a century afterwards, the citizens,
-some of them the same, watched, after the affair at Coltbridge,
-the dragoons gallop along the same north ridge
-in headlong flight, a sight which promptly disposed
-the townsfolk’s minds in the direction of surrender.
-One gloomy tragedy of the year 1717 affords a curious
-illustration of this command of prospect. A road
-called Gabriel’s Road once ran from the little hamlet of
-Silvermills on the Water of Leith southward to where
-the Register House now stands. Formerly you crossed
-the dam which bounded the east end of the Nor’ Loch,
-and by the port at the bottom of Halkerston’s Wynd
-you entered old Edinburgh just as you might enter
-it now by the North Bridge, though at a very different
-level. To-day Gabriel’s Road still appears in the
-street directory, but it is practically a short flight of
-<span class='pageno' title='273' id='Page_273'></span>
-steps and a back way to a collection of houses. In the
-year mentioned a certain Robert Irvine, a probationer
-of the church, on or near this road, cruelly murdered
-his two pupils, little boys, and sons of Mr. Gordon of
-Ellom, whose only offence was some childish gossip
-about their preceptor. The instrument was a penknife,
-and the second boy fled shrieking when he saw the fate
-of his brother, but was pursued and killed by Irvine,
-whom you might charitably suppose to be at least partially
-insane were not deeds of ferocious violence too
-common in old Scots life. The point of the story for us
-is that the tragedy was clearly seen by a great number
-from the Old Town, though they were powerless
-to prevent. The culprit was forthwith seized, and as he
-was taken red-handed, was executed two days after by
-the authorities of Broughton, within whose territory
-the crime had occurred. His hands were previously
-hacked off with the knife, the instrument of his crime.
-The reverend sinner made a specially edifying end, not
-unnaturally a mark of men of his cloth. In 1570, John
-Kelloe, minister of Spott, near Dunbar, had, for any or
-no reason, murdered his wife. So well had he managed
-the affair that no one suspected him, but after six
-weeks his conscience forced him to make a clean breast
-of the matter. He was strangled and burned at the
-Gallow Lee, between Edinburgh and Leith. His behaviour
-at the end was all that could be desired. It
-strikes you as overdone, but from the folk of the time
-it extorted a certain admiration. The authorities were
-as cruel as the criminals. A boy burns down a house
-and he is himself burned alive at the Cross as an example.
-In 1675 two striplings named Clarke and Ramsay,
-<span class='pageno' title='274' id='Page_274'></span>
-seventeen and fifteen years old, robbed and poisoned
-their master, an old man named Anderson. His
-nephew, Sir John Clerk of Penicuik, warned by a recurring dream,
-set off for Edinburgh, and instituted investigations
-which led to the discovery of the crime.
-The youthful culprits were hanged “both in regard to
-the theft clearly proven and for terror that the Italian
-trick of sending men to the other world in figs and possits
-might not come overseas to our Island.” Now and
-again there is a redeeming touch in the dark story. In
-1528 there was an encounter between the Douglases
-and the Hamiltons at Holyrood Palace. A groom of
-the Earl of Lennox spied Sir James Hamilton of Finnart,
-who had slain his master, among the crowd. He
-presently attacked Sir James in a narrow gallery, and
-wounded him in six places, though none was mortal.
-The groom was discovered and dragged off to torture
-and mutilation. His right hand was hacked off; whereupon
-“he observed with a sarcastic smile that it was
-punished less than it deserved for having failed to revenge
-his beloved master.” I have mentioned the Gallow
-Lee between Edinburgh and Leith. It was the
-chosen spot for the execution of witches, and for the
-hanging in chains of great criminals. The hillock was
-composed of very excellent sand. When the New
-Town was built it had been long disused as a place of
-execution, and the owner of the soil had no difficulty
-in disposing of a long succession of cartloads to the
-builders. He insisted on immediate payment and immediately
-spent the money at an adjacent tavern, maintained
-if not instituted for his special benefit. He drank
-to the last grain as well as to the last drop and vanishes
-<span class='pageno' title='275' id='Page_275'></span>
-from history, the most extreme and consistent
-of countless Edinburgh topers!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I have still something illustrative to say of prisoners.
-When Deacon Brodie was executed, 1st October 1788,
-his abnormal fortitude was supposed to ground itself
-on an expectation that he would only be half hanged,
-would be resuscitated, and conveyed away a free man.
-He seems to have devised some plan to this end, but
-“the best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men,” we are told on
-good authority, “aft gang agley,” and so it was here.
-Edinburgh has one or two instances of revival. On the
-18th February 1594-95, Hercules Stewart was hanged
-at the Cross for his concern in the crimes of his relative
-the Earl of Bothwell. He was an object of popular
-sympathy, as believed to be “ane simple gentleman
-and not ane enterpriser.” The body, after being cut
-down, was carried to the Tolbooth to be laid out, “but
-within a little space he began to recover, and moved
-somewhat, and might by appearance have lived. The
-ministers being advertised hereof went to the King
-to procure for his life, but they had already given a
-new command to strangle him with all speed, so that
-no man durst speak in the contrary.” There was not
-much encouragement to be got from this story. Yet
-a woman some generations afterwards had better fortune—the
-very name of “half-hangit Maggie Dixon”
-of itself explains the legend. She was strung up for
-child-murder in the Grassmarket, and her body had
-a narrow escape from being carried off by a party of
-medical students to the dissecting room, as it was put
-in a cart and jolted off landward. Those in charge
-stopped before a little change-house for refreshment,
-<span class='pageno' title='276' id='Page_276'></span>
-however, and when they came forth, Maggie sat upright
-in the cart, very much alive and kicking. Apparently
-she lived happy ever after. She was married,
-had children, and, no doubt, looked upon herself as a
-public character. Was it only popular imagination that
-perceived a certain twist in the neck of the good lady?
-Many famous men perished on Edinburgh scaffolds,
-and many more filled the Edinburgh prisons, were
-they Castle or Tolbooths, namely, the Heart of Midlothian
-cheek by jowl with St. Giles’, or the quaint smaller
-one, which still stands in the Canongate. The anecdotes
-of prisoners are numerous. Here is one lighter
-and less grimy than the bulk. When Principal Carstares
-was warded in the Castle in 1685, a charming
-youth of twelve years, son of Erskine of Cambo, came
-to his prison daily, and brought him fruit to relieve
-the monotony of the fare, and what to a scholar was
-just as essential, pen, ink, and paper. He ran his errands
-and sat by the open grating for hours. After the
-revolution “the Cardinal” was all-powerful in Scots
-matters; he did not forget his young friend, and procured
-him the post of Lord Lyon King at Arms, but
-the family were out in the ’15, and the dignity was
-forfeit. You gather from this pleasing story that prison
-life in Edinburgh had its alleviations, also escapes were
-numerous. In 1607, Lord Maxwell was shut up in the
-Castle, and there also was Sir James Macdonald from
-the Hebrides. They made the keepers drunk, got their
-swords from them by a trick, and locked them safely
-away. The porter made a show of resistance. “False
-knave,” cried Maxwell, “open the yett, or I shall hew
-thee in bladds” (pieces), and he would have done it
-<span class='pageno' title='277' id='Page_277'></span>
-you believe! They got out of the Castle, climbed over
-the town wall at the West Port, and hid in the suburbs.
-Macdonald could not get rid of his fetters, and was
-ignominiously taken in a dung-hill where he was lurking;
-Maxwell made for the Border on a swift horse,
-and remained at large, in spite of the angry proclamations
-of the King. James Grant of Carron had committed
-so many outrages on Speyside that the authorities,
-little as they recked of what went on “benorth
-the mont,” determined to “gar ane devil ding another.”
-Certain men, probably of the same reputation as himself,
-had undertaken to bring him in dead or alive. He
-and his fellows were in fact captured. The latter were
-speedily executed, but he was kept for two years in
-the Castle, and you cannot now guess wherefor. One
-day he observed from his prison window a former neighbour,
-Grant of Tomnavoulen, passing by. “What
-news from Speyside?” asked the captive. “None very
-particular,” was the reply; “the best is that the country
-is rid of you.” “Perhaps we shall meet again,” quoth
-James cheerfully. Presently his wife conveyed to him
-what purported to be a cask of butter, in fact it held
-some very serviceable rope, and so in the night of the
-15th October 1632 the prisoner lowered himself over
-the Castle wall, and was soon again perambulating
-Speyside, where, you guess, his reception was of a
-mixed description.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Among the escapes of the eighteenth century I pick
-out two, both from the Heart of Midlothian. One was
-that of Catherine Nairn in 1766. She had poisoned her
-husband, and was the mistress of his brother. She was
-brought to Leith from the north in an open boat, and
-<span class='pageno' title='278' id='Page_278'></span>
-shut up in the Tolbooth. The brother, who had been an
-officer in the army, was executed in the Grassmarket,
-but judgment was respited in the case of the lady on the
-plea of pregnancy. She escaped by changing clothes
-with the midwife, who was supposed to be suffering
-from severe toothache. She howled so loudly as she
-went out, that she almost overdid the part. The keeper
-cursed her for a howling old Jezebel, and wished he
-might never see her again. Possibly he was in the business
-himself. The lady had various exciting adventures
-before she reached a safe hiding-place, almost
-blundered, in fact, into the house of her enemies. She
-finally left the town in a postchaise, whose driver had
-orders, if he were pursued, to drive into the sea and
-drown his fare as if by accident, and thus make a summary
-end of one whose high-placed relatives were only
-assisting her for the sake of the family name. The levity
-of her conduct all through excited the indignation
-and alarm of those who had charge of her; perhaps she
-was hysterical. She got well off to France, where she
-married a gentleman of good position, and ended “virtuous
-and fortunate.” This seems the usual fate of the
-lady criminal; either her experience enables her to
-capture easily the male victim, or her adventures give
-her an unholy attraction in the eyes of the multitude.
-She is rarely an inveterate law-breaker, as she learns
-from bitter experience that honesty and virtue are
-the more agreeable policies. Other than wealthy and
-well-connected criminals escaped. In 1783 James Hay
-lay in the condemned hold for burglary. Hay and
-his father filled the keeper drunk. Old Hay, by imitating
-the drawl of the keeper uttering the stereotyped
-<span class='pageno' title='279' id='Page_279'></span>
-formula of ‘turn your hand,’ procured the opening
-of the outer door, and the lad was off like a hare
-into the night. With a fine instinct of the romantic he
-hid himself in “Bluidy Mackenzie’s” tomb, held as
-haunted by all Edinburgh. He was an “auld callant”
-of Heriot’s Hospital, which rises just by old Greyfriars’,
-and the boys supplied him with food in the night-time.
-When the hue and cry had quieted down, he
-crawled out, escaped, and in due time, it was whispered,
-began a new life under other skies. Probably the ghostly
-reputation of that stately mausoleum in Greyfriars’
-Churchyard was more firmly established than ever.
-What could be the cause of those audible midnight
-mutterings, if not the restless ghost of the persecuting
-Lord Advocate?</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As drinking was <span class='it'>the</span> staple amusement of old Edinburgh,
-“the Ladies” was naturally the most popular
-toast: a stock one was, “All absent friends, all ships at
-sea, and the auld pier at Leith.” This last was not so
-ridiculous as might be supposed, for it was famous in
-Scott’s song, <span class='it'>teste</span> the only Robin, to name but him,
-and Scots law, for it was one of the stock places at which
-fugitives were cited, as witness godly Mr. Alexander
-Peden himself. The toastmakers were hard put to it
-sometimes for sentiments. A well-known story relates
-how one unfortunate gentleman could think of nothing
-better than “the reflection of the mune on the calm
-bosom o’ the lake.” As absurd is the story of the antiquary
-who sat at his potations in a tavern in the old
-Post Office Close on the night of 8th February 1787.
-Suddenly he burst into tears; he had just remembered
-on that very day “twa hunner year syne Queen Mary
-<span class='pageno' title='280' id='Page_280'></span>
-was beheaded.” His plight was scarce so bad as that
-of the shadow or hanger-on of Driver clerk to the
-famous Andrew Crosbie, otherwise Counsellor Pleydell.
-The name of this satellite was Patrick Nimmo.
-He was once mistaken, when found dead drunk in the
-morning after the King’s birthday, for the effigy of
-Johnnie Wilkes which had been so loyally and thoroughly
-kicked about by the mob on the previous evening.
-One of his cronies wrote or rather spoke his epitaph
-in this fashion: “Lord, is he dead at last! Weel,
-that’s strange indeed. I drank sax half mutchkins wi’
-him doun at the Hens only three nichts syn! Bring
-us a biscuit wi’ the next gill, mistress. Rab was aye
-fond o’ bakes.” Of course the scene was a tavern, and
-the memory of poor Rob was at least an excuse for
-another dram.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This is not very genial merry-making, but geniality
-is never the characteristic note of Scots humour from
-the earliest times. In 1575 the Regent Morton kept
-a fool named Patrick Bonney, who, seeing his master
-pestered by a crowd of beggars, advised him to throw
-them all into one fire. Even Morton was horrified.
-“Oh,” said the jester coolly, “if all these poor people
-were burned you would soon make more poor people
-out of the rich.” No wonder the old-time fools were
-frequently whipped. The precentor and the beadle
-were in some ways successors of the old-time fool.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i325.jpg' alt='Portrait of William Smellie' id='iid-0033' style='width:70%;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>WILLIAM SMELLIE</span><br/> <span style='font-size:smaller'>From an Engraving after George Watson</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='noindent'>Thomas Neil fulfilled the first office in old Greyfriars’
-in the time of Erskine and Robertson. He could turn
-out a very passable coffin, and did some small business
-that way which made him look forward to the
-decease of friends with a not unmixed sorrow. “Hech,
-<span class='pageno' title='281' id='Page_281'></span>
-man, but ye smell sair o’ earth,” was his cheerful greeting
-to a sick friend. One forenoon the then Nisbet of
-Dirleton met him in the High Street rather tipsy.
-Even the dissipation of old Edinburgh had its laws,
-and the country gentleman pointed out that the precentor’s
-position made such conduct improper. “I just
-tak’ it when I can get it,” said Neil, with a leer.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>All the wits of old Edinburgh hit hard. Alexander
-Douglas, W.S., was known as “dirty Douglas.” He
-spoke about going to a ball, but he did not wish it reported
-that he attended such assemblies. “Why, Douglas,”
-said Patrick Robertson, “put on a well-brushed
-coat and a clean shirt and nobody will know you.”
-Andrew Johnson, a teacher of Greek and Hebrew,
-combined in himself many of the characteristics of
-Dominie Sampson. He averred that Job never was a
-schoolmaster, otherwise we should not have heard so
-much about his patience. He was on principle against
-the sweeping of rooms. “Cannot you let the dust lie
-quietly?” he would say. “Why wear out the boards
-rubbing them so?” He wished to marry the daughter
-of rich parents though he had no money himself. The
-father objected his want of means. “Oh dear, that is nothing,”
-was the confident answer. “You have plenty.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The stage occupied a very small place in the history
-of old Edinburgh. We know that a company from
-London were there in the time of James <span style='font-size:smaller'>VI.</span> It is just
-possible that Shakespeare may have been one of its
-members, and again when the Duke of York, afterwards
-James <span style='font-size:smaller'>VII.</span> and <span style='font-size:smaller'>II.</span>, was in Edinburgh a company
-of English actors were at his court. Dryden has various
-satiric lines on their performances, in which he
-<span class='pageno' title='282' id='Page_282'></span>
-has some more or less passable gibes at that ancient
-theme, so sadly out of date in our own day, the
-poverty of the Scots nation. It is but scraps of stage
-anecdotes that you pick up. Once when a barber was
-shaving Henry Erskine he received the news that his
-wife had presented him with a son. He forthwith decreed
-that the child should be called Henry Erskine
-Johnson. The boy afterwards became an actor, and
-was known as the Scottish Roscius; his favourite part
-was young Norval—of course from <span class='it'>Douglas</span>. The audience
-beheld with sympathy or derision the venerable
-author blubbering in the boxes, and declaring
-that only now had his conception of the character
-been realised.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>At the time of the French Revolution one or two of
-the Edinburgh sympathisers attempted a poor imitation
-of French methods. A decent shopkeeper rejoicing
-to be known as “Citizen M.” had put up at “The
-Black Bull.” He told the servant girl to call him in
-time for the Lauder coach. “But mind ye,” says he,
-“when ye chap at the door, at no hand maun ye say ‘Mr.
-M., its time to rise,’ but ye maun say, ‘Ceetizan, equal
-rise’.” The girl had forgotten the name by the morning,
-and could only call out, “Equal rise.” Of one like him
-it was reported, according to the story of an old lady,
-that he “erekit a gulliteen in his back court and gulliteen’d
-a’ his hens on’t.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The silly conceited fool is not rare anywhere, but
-only occasionally are his sayings or doings amusing.
-Harry Erskine’s elder brother the Earl of Buchan was
-as well known in Edinburgh as himself. He certainly
-had brains, but was very pompous and puffed up.
-<span class='pageno' title='283' id='Page_283'></span>
-When Sir David Brewster was a young man and only
-beginning to make his name a paper of his on optics
-was highly spoken of. “You see, I revised it,” said the
-Earl with sublime conceit. Asked if he had been at the
-church of St. George’s in the forenoon, “No,” he said,
-“but my mits are left on the front pew of the gallery.
-When the congregation see them they are pleased to
-think that the Earl of Buchan is there.” He believed
-himself irresistible with the other sex. He thus addressed
-a handsome young lady: “Good-bye, my dear,
-but pray remember that Margaret, Countess of Buchan,
-is not immortal.” An article in the <span class='it'>Edinburgh Review</span>
-once incurred his displeasure, so he laid the offending
-number down in the hall, ordered his footmen
-to open the front door of his house in George Street,
-and then solemnly kicked out the offending journal.
-When Scott was ill, Lockhart tells us the Earl composed
-a discourse to be read at his funeral and brought
-it down to read to the sick man, but he was denied admittance.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The Scots have always been noted for taking themselves
-seriously. <span class='it'>Nemo me impune lacessit</span> is no empty
-boast. In Charles the Second’s time the Bishop of
-St. Asaph had written a treatise to show that the antiquity
-of the royal race was but a devout imagination;
-that the century and more of monarchs of the royal
-line of Fergus were for the most part mere myth and
-shadow. Sir George Mackenzie grimly hinted that
-had my Lord been a Scots subject, it might have been
-his unpleasant duty to indict him for high treason.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>An earlier offender felt the full rigour of the law.
-In 1618 Thomas Ross had gone from the north to
-<span class='pageno' title='284' id='Page_284'></span>
-study at Oxford. He wrote a libel on the Scots nation
-and pinned it to the door of St. Mary’s Church. He
-was good enough to except the King and a few others,
-but the remaining Caledonians were roundly, not to
-say scurrilously, rated. Possibly the thing was popular
-with those about him, but the King presently discovered
-in it a deep design to stir up the English to
-massacre the Scots. Ross was seized and packed off
-to Edinburgh for trial. Too late the unfortunate man
-saw his error or his danger. His plea of partial temporary
-insanity availed him not, his right hand was struck
-off and then he was beheaded and quartered, his head
-was stuck on the Netherbow Port and his hand at the
-West Port. To learn him for his tricks, no doubt!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A great feature of old Edinburgh from the days
-of Allan Ramsay to those of Sir Walter Scott was the
-Clubs. These, you will understand, were not at all like
-the clubs of to-day, of which the modern city possesses
-a good number, political and social—institutions that
-inhabit large and stately premises with all the usual
-properties. The old Edinburgh club was a much simpler
-affair. It was a more or less formal set who met
-in a favourite tavern, ate, drank, and talked for some
-hours and then went their respective ways. Various
-writers have preserved the quaint names of many of
-these clubs, and given us a good deal of information
-on the subject. When you think of the famous men
-that were members, the talk, you believe, was worth
-hearing, but the memory of it has well-nigh perished,
-even as the speakers themselves, and bottle wit is as
-evanescent as that which produced it. The extant
-jokes seem to us of the thinnest. The Cape Club was
-<span class='pageno' title='285' id='Page_285'></span>
-named, it is said, from the difficulty one of its members
-found in reaching home. When he got out at the
-Netherbow Port he had to make a sharp turn to the
-left, and so along Leith Wynd. He was confused with
-talk and liquor, and he found some difficulty in “doubling
-the cape,” as it was called. Perhaps the obstacle
-lay on the other side of the Netherbow. The keeper
-had a keen eye for small profits, and was none too hasty
-in making the way plain either out of or into the city.
-Allan Ramsay felt the difficulty when he and his fellows
-lingered too long at Luckie Wood’s⁠—</p>
-
-
- <div class='poetry-container' style=''>
- <div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<div class='stanza-outer'>
-<p class='line0'>“Which aften cost us mony a gill</p>
-<p class='line0'>&ensp;&ensp;To Aikenhead.”</p>
-</div>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-<p class='pindent'>Of this club Fergusson the poet was a member. Is
-it not commemorated in his verse? Fergusson was catholic
-in his tastes. Johnnie Dowie’s in Libberton’s
-Wynd has been already mentioned in these pages.
-Here was to be met Paton the antiquary, and here in
-later days came Robert Burns, but indeed who did
-not at some time or other frequent this famous tavern?
-noted for its Nor’ Loch trout and its ale—that justly
-lauded Edinburgh ale of Archibald Younger, whose
-brewery was in Croft-an-righ, hard by Holyrood. The
-Crochallan Fencibles which met in the house of Dawney
-Douglas in the Anchor Close is chiefly known for
-its memories of Burns. Here he had his famous wit
-contest with Smellie, his printer, whose printing office
-was in the same close, so that neither Burns nor he
-had far to go after the compounding or correcting of
-proofs. We picture Smellie to ourselves as a rough old
-Scot, unshaven and unshorn, with rough old clothes—his
-“caustic wit was biting rude,” and Burns confessed
-<span class='pageno' title='286' id='Page_286'></span>
-its power. The poet praises the warmth and
-benevolence of his heart, and we need not rake in the
-ashes to discover his long-forgotten failings. William
-Smellie was another William Nicol. There was a touch
-of romance about the name of the club. It meant in
-Gaelic Colin’s cattle; there was a mournful Gaelic air
-and song and tradition attached to it. Colin’s wife had
-died young, but returned from the spirit world, and
-was seen on summer evenings, a scarce mortal shape,
-tending his cattle. Perhaps some antiquarian Scot
-or learned German will some day delight the curious
-with a monograph on the word Crochallan, but as yet
-the legend awaits investigation. Some of the clubs
-were “going strong” in the early years of the nineteenth
-century. There was a Friday Club founded in
-June 1803 which met at various places in the New
-Town. Brougham made the punch, and it was fearfully
-and wonderfully made. Lord Cockburn is its
-historian. He has some caustic sentences, as when he
-talks of Abercrombie’s “contemptible stomach,” and
-says George Cranstoun, Lord Corehouse, “is one of
-the very few persons who have not been made stupid
-by being made a Judge.” This Friday Club was imitated
-in the Bonally Friday Club, which met twice a
-year at Bonally House, where Lord Cockburn lived.
-It was in its prime about 1842. Candidates for admission
-were locked up in a dark room well provided with
-stools and chairs—not to sit on, but to tumble over!
-The members dressed themselves up in skins of tigers
-and leopards and what not, and each had a penny
-trumpet. Among these the candidate was brought in
-blindfold, had first to listen to a solemn, pompous address,
-<span class='pageno' title='287' id='Page_287'></span>
-“then the bandage was removed and a spongeful
-of water dashed in his face. In a moment the
-wild beasts capered about, the masked actors danced
-around him, and the penny trumpets were lustily
-blown. The whole scene was calculated to strike awe
-and amazement into the mind of the new member.”
-It would require a good deal of witty talk to make up
-for such things. I shall not pursue this tempting but
-disappointing subject further. I have touched sufficiently
-on the proceedings of the Edinburgh clubs.</p>
-
-<p class='line' style='text-align:center;margin-top:0.75em;'>Here let fall the curtain.</p>
-
-<div><span class='pageno' title='289' id='Page_289'></span><h1>INDEX</h1></div>
-
-<div class="index1">
-<div class='lgl' style=''> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<p class='line'>Adam, Dr. Alexander, <a href='#Page_70'>70</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Anne, Queen, <a href='#Page_11'>11</a>, <a href='#Page_196'>196</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Argyll, Earl of, <a href='#Page_196'>196</a>, <a href='#Page_197'>197</a>, <a href='#Page_198'>198</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Argyll, Marquis of, <a href='#Page_9'>9</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Arnot, Hugo, <a href='#Page_151'>151</a>, <a href='#Page_152'>152</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Art Associations, <a href='#Page_177'>177</a>, <a href='#Page_178'>178</a>, <a href='#Page_184'>184</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Arthur’s Seat, <a href='#Page_67'>67</a>, <a href='#Page_186'>186</a>, <a href='#Page_243'>243</a>, <a href='#Page_252'>252</a>, <a href='#Page_272'>272</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Assembly Rooms, <a href='#Page_210'>210</a>, <a href='#Page_211'>211</a>, <a href='#Page_212'>212</a>, <a href='#Page_257'>257</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Auchinleck, Lord, <a href='#Page_47'>47</a>, <a href='#Page_145'>145</a>, <a href='#Page_146'>146</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Aytoun, Professor, <a href='#Page_66'>66</a>, <a href='#Page_67'>67</a>, <a href='#Page_163'>163</a>, <a href='#Page_166'>166</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-<p class='line'>Baillie of Jerviswood, <a href='#Page_9'>9</a>, <a href='#Page_197'>197</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Baillie, Matthew, <a href='#Page_95'>95</a>, <a href='#Page_96'>96</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Barclay, Dr. John, <a href='#Page_75'>75</a>, <a href='#Page_76'>76</a>, <a href='#Page_77'>77</a>, <a href='#Page_78'>78</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Barnard, Lady Anne, <a href='#Page_203'>203</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Bells, the, surgeons, <a href='#Page_97'>97</a>, <a href='#Page_98'>98</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Bennet, John, surgeon, <a href='#Page_92'>92</a>, <a href='#Page_93'>93</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Blackie, Professor, <a href='#Page_50'>50</a>, <a href='#Page_65'>65</a>, <a href='#Page_66'>66</a>, <a href='#Page_191'>191</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'><span class='it'>Blackwood’s Magazine</span>, <a href='#Page_162'>162</a>, <a href='#Page_163'>163</a>, <a href='#Page_167'>167</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Blair, Dr. Hugh, <a href='#Page_45'>45</a>, <a href='#Page_46'>46</a>, <a href='#Page_138'>138</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Blair, Lord President, <a href='#Page_3'>3</a>, <a href='#Page_20'>20</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>“Blue Blanket,” the, <a href='#Page_104'>104</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Bluegowns, the, <a href='#Page_242'>242</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Body-snatching, <a href='#Page_78'>78</a>, <a href='#Page_79'>79</a>, <a href='#Page_80'>80</a>, <a href='#Page_81'>81</a>, <a href='#Page_82'>82</a>, <a href='#Page_83'>83</a>, <a href='#Page_84'>84</a>, <a href='#Page_85'>85</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Boswell, James, <a href='#Page_18'>18</a>, <a href='#Page_67'>67</a>, <a href='#Page_145'>145</a>, <a href='#Page_146'>146</a>, <a href='#Page_147'>147</a>, <a href='#Page_148'>148</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Botanical Gardens, Royal, <a href='#Page_74'>74</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Bough, Sam, <a href='#Page_191'>191</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Braxfield, Lord, <a href='#Page_3'>3</a>, <a href='#Page_15'>15</a>, <a href='#Page_16'>16</a>, <a href='#Page_22'>22</a>, <a href='#Page_23'>23</a>, <a href='#Page_182'>182</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Brodie, Deacon, <a href='#Page_22'>22</a>, <a href='#Page_58'>58</a>, <a href='#Page_260'>260</a>, <a href='#Page_275'>275</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Brougham, Lord, <a href='#Page_263'>263</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Brown, Dr. John, <a href='#Page_52'>52</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Buchan, Earl of, <a href='#Page_282'>282</a>, <a href='#Page_283'>283</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Buchanan, George, <a href='#Page_57'>57</a>, <a href='#Page_58'>58</a>, <a href='#Page_59'>59</a>, <a href='#Page_108'>108</a>, <a href='#Page_112'>112</a>, <a href='#Page_116'>116</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Burke and Hare murders, <a href='#Page_85'>85</a>, <a href='#Page_86'>86</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Burnet, Bishop, <a href='#Page_41'>41</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Burns, Robert, <a href='#Page_14'>14</a>, <a href='#Page_19'>19</a>, <a href='#Page_24'>24</a>, <a href='#Page_93'>93</a>, <a href='#Page_139'>139</a>, <a href='#Page_156'>156</a>, <a href='#Page_167'>167</a>, <a href='#Page_171'>171</a>, <a href='#Page_220'>220</a>, <a href='#Page_228'>228</a>, <a href='#Page_243'>243</a>, <a href='#Page_254'>254</a>, <a href='#Page_257'>257</a>, <a href='#Page_279'>279</a>, <a href='#Page_285'>285</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-<p class='line'>Caddies, the, <a href='#Page_249'>249</a>, <a href='#Page_250'>250</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Calton Hill, <a href='#Page_236'>236</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Cameron, Richard, <a href='#Page_40'>40</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Campbell, Thomas, <a href='#Page_159'>159</a>, <a href='#Page_160'>160</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Candlish, Dr., <a href='#Page_49'>49</a>, <a href='#Page_50'>50</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Canongate, the, <a href='#Page_6'>6</a>, <a href='#Page_13'>13</a>, <a href='#Page_43'>43</a>, <a href='#Page_135'>135</a>, <a href='#Page_145'>145</a>, <a href='#Page_147'>147</a>, <a href='#Page_157'>157</a>, <a href='#Page_161'>161</a>, <a href='#Page_206'>206</a>, <a href='#Page_208'>208</a>, <a href='#Page_212'>212</a>, <a href='#Page_213'>213</a>, <a href='#Page_229'>229</a>, <a href='#Page_242'>242</a>, <a href='#Page_249'>249</a>, <a href='#Page_255'>255</a>, <a href='#Page_269'>269</a>, <a href='#Page_272'>272</a>, <a href='#Page_276'>276</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Carlyle, Dr. Alexander, <a href='#Page_138'>138</a>, <a href='#Page_142'>142</a>, <a href='#Page_143'>143</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Carlyle, Thomas, <a href='#Page_21'>21</a>, <a href='#Page_126'>126</a>, <a href='#Page_168'>168</a>, <a href='#Page_169'>169</a>, <a href='#Page_170'>170</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Carstares, Principal, <a href='#Page_61'>61</a>, <a href='#Page_62'>62</a>, <a href='#Page_276'>276</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Castle, the, <a href='#Page_38'>38</a>, <a href='#Page_51'>51</a>, <a href='#Page_110'>110</a>, <a href='#Page_115'>115</a>, <a href='#Page_123'>123</a>, <a href='#Page_124'>124</a>, <a href='#Page_140'>140</a>, <a href='#Page_177'>177</a>, <a href='#Page_221'>221</a>, <a href='#Page_222'>222</a>, <a href='#Page_223'>223</a>, <a href='#Page_226'>226</a>, <a href='#Page_228'>228</a>, <a href='#Page_247'>247</a>, <a href='#Page_261'>261</a>, <a href='#Page_272'>272</a>, <a href='#Page_276'>276</a>, <a href='#Page_277'>277</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Chairmen, the, <a href='#Page_248'>248</a>, <a href='#Page_249'>249</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Chalmers, Dr., <a href='#Page_49'>49</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Chambers, Robert, <a href='#Page_118'>118</a>, <a href='#Page_158'>158</a>, <a href='#Page_216'>216</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Charles <span style='font-size:smaller'>I.</span>, <a href='#Page_112'>112</a>, <a href='#Page_118'>118</a>, <a href='#Page_119'>119</a>, <a href='#Page_120'>120</a>, <a href='#Page_179'>179</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Charles <span style='font-size:smaller'>II.</span>, <a href='#Page_119'>119</a>, <a href='#Page_120'>120</a>, <a href='#Page_121'>121</a>, <a href='#Page_222'>222</a>, <a href='#Page_283'>283</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Charles, Prince, <a href='#Page_104'>104</a>, <a href='#Page_121'>121</a>, <a href='#Page_134'>134</a>, <a href='#Page_180'>180</a>, <a href='#Page_199'>199</a>, <a href='#Page_208'>208</a>, <a href='#Page_249'>249</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Chiesly of Dalry, <a href='#Page_10'>10</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Christison, Sir Robert, <a href='#Page_66'>66</a>, <a href='#Page_76'>76</a>, <a href='#Page_99'>99</a>, <a href='#Page_264'>264</a>, <a href='#Page_265'>265</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Claverhouse. <span class='it'>See</span> Dundee.</p>
-<p class='line'>Clerks of Eldin, the, <a href='#Page_21'>21</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Clerks of Penicuik, the, <a href='#Page_198'>198</a>, <a href='#Page_199'>199</a>, <a href='#Page_274'>274</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Clubs and taverns, Edinburgh, <a href='#Page_135'>135</a>, <a href='#Page_284'>284</a>, <a href='#Page_285'>285</a>, <a href='#Page_286'>286</a>, <a href='#Page_287'>287</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Cockburn, Lord, <a href='#Page_5'>5</a>, <a href='#Page_15'>15</a>, <a href='#Page_23'>23</a>, <a href='#Page_24'>24</a>, <a href='#Page_25'>25</a>, <a href='#Page_49'>49</a>, <a href='#Page_286'>286</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Cockburn, Mrs., <a href='#Page_200'>200</a>, <a href='#Page_201'>201</a>, <a href='#Page_202'>202</a>, <a href='#Page_204'>204</a>, <a href='#Page_221'>221</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Coltheart, Thomas, <a href='#Page_230'>230</a>, <a href='#Page_231'>231</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Constable, publisher, <a href='#Page_126'>126</a>, <a href='#Page_155'>155</a>, <a href='#Page_156'>156</a>, <a href='#Page_160'>160</a>, <a href='#Page_214'>214</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Covenant, the, <a href='#Page_37'>37</a>, <a href='#Page_38'>38</a>, <a href='#Page_39'>39</a>, <a href='#Page_195'>195</a>, <a href='#Page_211'>211</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Creech, Lord Provost, <a href='#Page_57'>57</a>, <a href='#Page_133'>133</a>, <a href='#Page_134'>134</a>, <a href='#Page_151'>151</a>, <a href='#Page_260'>260</a>, <a href='#Page_261'>261</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Cromwell, <a href='#Page_120'>120</a>, <a href='#Page_222'>222</a>, <a href='#Page_247'>247</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Cross, the, of Edinburgh, <a href='#Page_39'>39</a>, <a href='#Page_41'>41</a>, <a href='#Page_121'>121</a>, <a href='#Page_122'>122</a>, <a href='#Page_137'>137</a>, <a href='#Page_197'>197</a>, <a href='#Page_220'>220</a>, <a href='#Page_221'>221</a>, <a href='#Page_247'>247</a>, <a href='#Page_250'>250</a>, <a href='#Page_258'>258</a>, <a href='#Page_273'>273</a>, <a href='#Page_275'>275</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Cullen, Dr., <a href='#Page_43'>43</a>, <a href='#Page_44'>44</a>, <a href='#Page_94'>94</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Cullen, Lord, <a href='#Page_43'>43</a>, <a href='#Page_44'>44</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-<p class='line'>Dalzel, Professor, <a href='#Page_64'>64</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Dalzell of Binns, <a href='#Page_224'>224</a>, <a href='#Page_225'>225</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Darnley, <a href='#Page_36'>36</a>, <a href='#Page_37'>37</a>, <a href='#Page_113'>113</a>, <a href='#Page_115'>115</a>, <a href='#Page_222'>222</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>David <span style='font-size:smaller'>I.</span>, <a href='#Page_31'>31</a>, <a href='#Page_103'>103</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Deas, Lord, <a href='#Page_28'>28</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Deid Chack, the, <a href='#Page_260'>260</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>De Quincey, <a href='#Page_86'>86</a>, <a href='#Page_166'>166</a>, <a href='#Page_167'>167</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Douglas, Gawin, <a href='#Page_32'>32</a>, <a href='#Page_131'>131</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Douglas, Margaret, Duchess of, <a href='#Page_205'>205</a>, <a href='#Page_206'>206</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Dowie, Johnnie, <a href='#Page_139'>139</a>, <a href='#Page_140'>140</a>, <a href='#Page_156'>156</a>, <a href='#Page_254'>254</a>, <a href='#Page_285'>285</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Drinking habits, <a href='#Page_22'>22</a>, <a href='#Page_23'>23</a>, <a href='#Page_47'>47</a>, <a href='#Page_253'>253</a>, <a href='#Page_254'>254</a>, <a href='#Page_279'>279</a>, <a href='#Page_280'>280</a>, <a href='#Page_281'>281</a>, <a href='#Page_285'>285</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Drummond of Hawthornden, <a href='#Page_119'>119</a>, <a href='#Page_133'>133</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Duels, <a href='#Page_244'>244</a>, <a href='#Page_245'>245</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Duff, Jamie, <a href='#Page_262'>262</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Dunbar, Professor, <a href='#Page_64'>64</a>, <a href='#Page_65'>65</a>, <a href='#Page_68'>68</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Dundee, Viscount, <a href='#Page_8'>8</a>, <a href='#Page_223'>223</a>, <a href='#Page_224'>224</a>, <a href='#Page_272'>272</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-<p class='line'><span class='it'>Edinburgh Review</span>, <a href='#Page_162'>162</a>, <a href='#Page_163'>163</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Edinburgh underworld, <a href='#Page_134'>134</a>, <a href='#Page_154'>154</a>, <a href='#Page_155'>155</a>, <a href='#Page_172'>172</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Eldin, Lord, <a href='#Page_17'>17</a>, <a href='#Page_18'>18</a>, <a href='#Page_21'>21</a>, <a href='#Page_22'>22</a>, <a href='#Page_182'>182</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Elliot, Miss Jean, <a href='#Page_202'>202</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Erskine, Henry, <a href='#Page_3'>3</a>, <a href='#Page_17'>17</a>, <a href='#Page_18'>18</a>, <a href='#Page_19'>19</a>, <a href='#Page_20'>20</a>, <a href='#Page_151'>151</a>, <a href='#Page_256'>256</a>, <a href='#Page_282'>282</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Erskine, Dr. John, <a href='#Page_44'>44</a>, <a href='#Page_45'>45</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Eskgrove, Lord, <a href='#Page_17'>17</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Executions, <a href='#Page_39'>39</a>, <a href='#Page_257'>257</a>, <a href='#Page_258'>258</a>, <a href='#Page_259'>259</a>, <a href='#Page_260'>260</a>, <a href='#Page_273'>273</a>, <a href='#Page_274'>274</a>, <a href='#Page_275'>275</a>, <a href='#Page_276'>276</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-<p class='line'>Fergusson, Robert, <a href='#Page_153'>153</a>, <a href='#Page_154'>154</a>, <a href='#Page_155'>155</a>, <a href='#Page_157'>157</a>, <a href='#Page_250'>250</a>, <a href='#Page_251'>251</a>, <a href='#Page_254'>254</a>, <a href='#Page_285'>285</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Fergusson, Sir William, <a href='#Page_96'>96</a>, <a href='#Page_97'>97</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Flodden Wall, <a href='#Page_105'>105</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Forbes, Lord President, <a href='#Page_3'>3</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Fountainhall, Lord, <a href='#Page_5'>5</a>, <a href='#Page_78'>78</a>, <a href='#Page_197'>197</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-<p class='line'>Gabriel’s Road, <a href='#Page_272'>272</a>, <a href='#Page_273'>273</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Geddes, Jenny, <a href='#Page_246'>246</a>, <a href='#Page_247'>247</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>George <span style='font-size:smaller'>III.</span>, <a href='#Page_18'>18</a>, <a href='#Page_180'>180</a>, <a href='#Page_181'>181</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>George <span style='font-size:smaller'>IV.</span>, <a href='#Page_107'>107</a>, <a href='#Page_125'>125</a>, <a href='#Page_126'>126</a>, <a href='#Page_127'>127</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>George Street, <a href='#Page_74'>74</a>, <a href='#Page_161'>161</a>, <a href='#Page_183'>183</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Grassmarket, <a href='#Page_38'>38</a>, <a href='#Page_85'>85</a>, <a href='#Page_227'>227</a>, <a href='#Page_257'>257</a>, <a href='#Page_258'>258</a>, <a href='#Page_275'>275</a>, <a href='#Page_278'>278</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Gregory, Dr., <a href='#Page_95'>95</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Greyfriars, <a href='#Page_8'>8</a>, <a href='#Page_33'>33</a>, <a href='#Page_37'>37</a>, <a href='#Page_44'>44</a>, <a href='#Page_58'>58</a>, <a href='#Page_59'>59</a>, <a href='#Page_252'>252</a>, <a href='#Page_279'>279</a>, <a href='#Page_280'>280</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Guard, Town, <a href='#Page_250'>250</a>, <a href='#Page_251'>251</a>, <a href='#Page_252'>252</a>, <a href='#Page_257'>257</a>, <a href='#Page_259'>259</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Guthrie, the Covenanter, <a href='#Page_38'>38</a>, <a href='#Page_39'>39</a>, <a href='#Page_40'>40</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Guthrie, the preacher, <a href='#Page_49'>49</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-<p class='line'>Haddington, Earl of, <a href='#Page_5'>5</a>, <a href='#Page_6'>6</a>, <a href='#Page_116'>116</a>, <a href='#Page_246'>246</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Hailes, Lord, <a href='#Page_145'>145</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Hamilton, Sir William, <a href='#Page_59'>59</a>, <a href='#Page_63'>63</a>, <a href='#Page_68'>68</a>, <a href='#Page_163'>163</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Harvey, Sir George, <a href='#Page_187'>187</a>, <a href='#Page_188'>188</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Heart of Midlothian. <span class='it'>See</span> Tolbooth.</p>
-<p class='line'>Henley, W. E., <a href='#Page_166'>166</a>, <a href='#Page_173'>173</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Heriot, George, <a href='#Page_116'>116</a>, <a href='#Page_279'>279</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Hermand, Lord, <a href='#Page_22'>22</a>, <a href='#Page_23'>23</a>, <a href='#Page_263'>263</a>, <a href='#Page_264'>264</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>High School, <a href='#Page_24'>24</a>, <a href='#Page_69'>69</a>, <a href='#Page_70'>70</a>, <a href='#Page_73'>73</a>, <a href='#Page_213'>213</a>, <a href='#Page_246'>246</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>High Street, <a href='#Page_6'>6</a>, <a href='#Page_33'>33</a>, <a href='#Page_69'>69</a>, <a href='#Page_70'>70</a>, <a href='#Page_133'>133</a>, <a href='#Page_162'>162</a>, <a href='#Page_197'>197</a>, <a href='#Page_207'>207</a>, <a href='#Page_216'>216</a>, <a href='#Page_220'>220</a>, <a href='#Page_245'>245</a>, <a href='#Page_246'>246</a>, <a href='#Page_251'>251</a>, <a href='#Page_281'>281</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Hogg, Ettrick Shepherd, <a href='#Page_158'>158</a>, <a href='#Page_159'>159</a>, <a href='#Page_163'>163</a>, <a href='#Page_184'>184</a>, <a href='#Page_185'>185</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Holyrood, <a href='#Page_103'>103</a>, <a href='#Page_113'>113</a>, <a href='#Page_118'>118</a>, <a href='#Page_120'>120</a>, <a href='#Page_123'>123</a>, <a href='#Page_179'>179</a>, <a href='#Page_221'>221</a>, <a href='#Page_233'>233</a>, <a href='#Page_255'>255</a>, <a href='#Page_256'>256</a>, <a href='#Page_274'>274</a>, <a href='#Page_285'>285</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Home, John, <a href='#Page_139'>139</a>, <a href='#Page_143'>143</a>, <a href='#Page_214'>214</a>, <a href='#Page_215'>215</a>, <a href='#Page_216'>216</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Hume, David, <a href='#Page_64'>64</a>, <a href='#Page_137'>137</a>, <a href='#Page_138'>138</a>, <a href='#Page_139'>139</a>, <a href='#Page_140'>140</a>, <a href='#Page_141'>141</a>, <a href='#Page_142'>142</a>, <a href='#Page_143'>143</a>, <a href='#Page_158'>158</a>, <a href='#Page_214'>214</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-<p class='line'>Infirmary, Royal, <a href='#Page_89'>89</a>, <a href='#Page_90'>90</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Inglis, Lord President, <a href='#Page_27'>27</a>, <a href='#Page_28'>28</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Irving, Edward, <a href='#Page_168'>168</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-<p class='line'>James <span style='font-size:smaller'>I.</span>, <a href='#Page_103'>103</a>, <a href='#Page_131'>131</a>, <a href='#Page_241'>241</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>James <span style='font-size:smaller'>II.</span>, <a href='#Page_103'>103</a>, <a href='#Page_104'>104</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>James <span style='font-size:smaller'>III.</span>, <a href='#Page_104'>104</a>, <a href='#Page_105'>105</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>James <span style='font-size:smaller'>IV.</span>, <a href='#Page_105'>105</a>, <a href='#Page_106'>106</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>James <span style='font-size:smaller'>V.</span>, <a href='#Page_4'>4</a>, <a href='#Page_103'>103</a>, <a href='#Page_106'>106</a>, <a href='#Page_107'>107</a>, <a href='#Page_108'>108</a>, <a href='#Page_109'>109</a>, <a href='#Page_131'>131</a>, <a href='#Page_222'>222</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>James <span style='font-size:smaller'>VI.</span> and <span style='font-size:smaller'>I.</span>, <a href='#Page_5'>5</a>, <a href='#Page_55'>55</a>, <a href='#Page_104'>104</a>, <a href='#Page_115'>115</a>, <a href='#Page_116'>116</a>, <a href='#Page_117'>117</a>, <a href='#Page_118'>118</a>, <a href='#Page_119'>119</a>, <a href='#Page_131'>131</a>, <a href='#Page_233'>233</a>, <a href='#Page_234'>234</a>, <a href='#Page_235'>235</a>, <a href='#Page_236'>236</a>, <a href='#Page_245'>245</a>, <a href='#Page_275'>275</a>, <a href='#Page_281'>281</a>.</p>
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-<p class='line'>Jonson, Ben, <a href='#Page_133'>133</a>.</p>
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-<p class='line'>Lang Gate, the, <a href='#Page_271'>271</a>, <a href='#Page_272'>272</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Lawnmarket, the, <a href='#Page_228'>228</a>, <a href='#Page_253'>253</a>, <a href='#Page_259'>259</a>, <a href='#Page_269'>269</a>.</p>
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-<p class='line'>Leith, <a href='#Page_51'>51</a>, <a href='#Page_61'>61</a>, <a href='#Page_92'>92</a>, <a href='#Page_109'>109</a>, <a href='#Page_110'>110</a>, <a href='#Page_152'>152</a>, <a href='#Page_171'>171</a>, <a href='#Page_236'>236</a>, <a href='#Page_244'>244</a>, <a href='#Page_258'>258</a>, <a href='#Page_273'>273</a>, <a href='#Page_274'>274</a>, <a href='#Page_279'>279</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Leith, legends of, <a href='#Page_236'>236</a>, <a href='#Page_237'>237</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Leslie, Sir John, <a href='#Page_67'>67</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Leyden, John, <a href='#Page_159'>159</a>, <a href='#Page_160'>160</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Lindsay, David, <a href='#Page_108'>108</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Liston, Robert, surgeon, <a href='#Page_81'>81</a>, <a href='#Page_82'>82</a>, <a href='#Page_83'>83</a>, <a href='#Page_96'>96</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Lockhart, J. G., <a href='#Page_153'>153</a>, <a href='#Page_155'>155</a>, <a href='#Page_156'>156</a>, <a href='#Page_158'>158</a>, <a href='#Page_159'>159</a>, <a href='#Page_165'>165</a>, <a href='#Page_283'>283</a>.</p>
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-<p class='line'>Luckenbooths, the, <a href='#Page_133'>133</a>.</p>
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-<p class='line'>Macintyre, Duncan, <a href='#Page_252'>252</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Mackenzie, Sir George, <a href='#Page_3'>3</a>, <a href='#Page_6'>6</a>, <a href='#Page_8'>8</a>, <a href='#Page_9'>9</a>, <a href='#Page_10'>10</a>, <a href='#Page_11'>11</a>, <a href='#Page_38'>38</a>, <a href='#Page_279'>279</a>, <a href='#Page_283'>283</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Mackenzie, Henry, <a href='#Page_152'>152</a>, <a href='#Page_153'>153</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Macmorran, Bailie, <a href='#Page_69'>69</a>, <a href='#Page_70'>70</a>, <a href='#Page_246'>246</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>M‘Nab of M‘Nab, <a href='#Page_262'>262</a>, <a href='#Page_263'>263</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Macnee, Sir Daniel, <a href='#Page_190'>190</a>, <a href='#Page_191'>191</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Maitland, Secretary, <a href='#Page_37'>37</a>, <a href='#Page_109'>109</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Margaret, St., <a href='#Page_31'>31</a>, <a href='#Page_103'>103</a>, <a href='#Page_177'>177</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Mary of Guise, <a href='#Page_33'>33</a>, <a href='#Page_34'>34</a>, <a href='#Page_109'>109</a>, <a href='#Page_110'>110</a>, <a href='#Page_111'>111</a>, <a href='#Page_112'>112</a>.</p>
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-<p class='line'>Masson, Professor, <a href='#Page_169'>169</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Melville, James, <a href='#Page_131'>131</a>, <a href='#Page_132'>132</a>, <a href='#Page_241'>241</a>, <a href='#Page_242'>242</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Melville, Lord, <a href='#Page_18'>18</a>, <a href='#Page_25'>25</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Monboddo, Lord, <a href='#Page_12'>12</a>, <a href='#Page_13'>13</a>, <a href='#Page_14'>14</a>, <a href='#Page_144'>144</a>, <a href='#Page_155'>155</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Monros, the, <a href='#Page_74'>74</a>, <a href='#Page_75'>75</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Morton, Earl of, <a href='#Page_37'>37</a>, <a href='#Page_280'>280</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-<p class='line'>Nairne, Lady, <a href='#Page_202'>202</a>, <a href='#Page_203'>203</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Netherbow, <a href='#Page_39'>39</a>, <a href='#Page_40'>40</a>, <a href='#Page_123'>123</a>, <a href='#Page_179'>179</a>, <a href='#Page_242'>242</a>, <a href='#Page_244'>244</a>, <a href='#Page_269'>269</a>, <a href='#Page_284'>284</a>, <a href='#Page_285'>285</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Newton, Lord, <a href='#Page_15'>15</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Nimmo, Peter, <a href='#Page_169'>169</a>, <a href='#Page_170'>170</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Nisbet of Dirleton, <a href='#Page_6'>6</a>, <a href='#Page_7'>7</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Nor’ Loch, <a href='#Page_33'>33</a>, <a href='#Page_74'>74</a>, <a href='#Page_140'>140</a>, <a href='#Page_172'>172</a>, <a href='#Page_271'>271</a>, <a href='#Page_272'>272</a>, <a href='#Page_285'>285</a>.</p>
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-<p class='line'>North, Christopher (Professor Wilson), <a href='#Page_66'>66</a>, <a href='#Page_67'>67</a>, <a href='#Page_162'>162</a>, <a href='#Page_163'>163</a>, <a href='#Page_164'>164</a>, <a href='#Page_165'>165</a>, <a href='#Page_166'>166</a>, <a href='#Page_170'>170</a>.</p>
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-<p class='line'>Parliament House, <a href='#Page_3'>3</a>, <a href='#Page_4'>4</a>, <a href='#Page_88'>88</a>, <a href='#Page_89'>89</a>, <a href='#Page_120'>120</a>, <a href='#Page_126'>126</a>, <a href='#Page_145'>145</a>, <a href='#Page_162'>162</a>, <a href='#Page_247'>247</a>, <a href='#Page_269'>269</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Physicians, Royal College of, <a href='#Page_73'>73</a>, <a href='#Page_74'>74</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Pitcairne, Dr. Archibald, <a href='#Page_90'>90</a>, <a href='#Page_91'>91</a>, <a href='#Page_120'>120</a>, <a href='#Page_136'>136</a>, <a href='#Page_253'>253</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Pleydell, Counsellor, <a href='#Page_80'>80</a>, <a href='#Page_256'>256</a>, <a href='#Page_280'>280</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Porteous, Captain, <a href='#Page_144'>144</a>, <a href='#Page_245'>245</a>, <a href='#Page_252'>252</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Prestonpans, the battle of, <a href='#Page_74'>74</a>, <a href='#Page_75'>75</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-<p class='line'>Queensberry, Duchess of, <a href='#Page_206'>206</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Queensberry, Duke of, <a href='#Page_269'>269</a>, <a href='#Page_270'>270</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Queen’s Maries, <a href='#Page_35'>35</a>, <a href='#Page_118'>118</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-<p class='line'>Raeburn, Sir Henry, <a href='#Page_20'>20</a>, <a href='#Page_182'>182</a>, <a href='#Page_183'>183</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Ramsay, Allan, painter, <a href='#Page_180'>180</a>, <a href='#Page_181'>181</a>, <a href='#Page_182'>182</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Ramsay, Allan, poet, <a href='#Page_123'>123</a>, <a href='#Page_133'>133</a>, <a href='#Page_134'>134</a>, <a href='#Page_135'>135</a>, <a href='#Page_136'>136</a>, <a href='#Page_154'>154</a>, <a href='#Page_180'>180</a>, <a href='#Page_208'>208</a>, <a href='#Page_213'>213</a>, <a href='#Page_255'>255</a>, <a href='#Page_284'>284</a>, <a href='#Page_285'>285</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Reformation, the, <a href='#Page_32'>32</a>, <a href='#Page_219'>219</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Reformers, political, <a href='#Page_16'>16</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Restoration, the, <a href='#Page_6'>6</a>, <a href='#Page_120'>120</a>, <a href='#Page_121'>121</a>, <a href='#Page_247'>247</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Rizzio, <a href='#Page_112'>112</a>, <a href='#Page_113'>113</a>, <a href='#Page_195'>195</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Roberts, David, <a href='#Page_188'>188</a>, <a href='#Page_189'>189</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Robertson, Lord, <a href='#Page_57'>57</a>, <a href='#Page_162'>162</a>, <a href='#Page_165'>165</a>, <a href='#Page_281'>281</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Robertson, Principal, <a href='#Page_43'>43</a>, <a href='#Page_44'>44</a>, <a href='#Page_45'>45</a>, <a href='#Page_62'>62</a>, <a href='#Page_138'>138</a>, <a href='#Page_143'>143</a>, <a href='#Page_256'>256</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Ross, Thomas, <a href='#Page_283'>283</a>, <a href='#Page_284'>284</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Ross, Walter, <a href='#Page_256'>256</a>, <a href='#Page_257'>257</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Royal Exchange, the, <a href='#Page_229'>229</a>, <a href='#Page_230'>230</a>, <a href='#Page_271'>271</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Ruddiman, Thomas, <a href='#Page_64'>64</a>, <a href='#Page_136'>136</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Rule, Principal, <a href='#Page_60'>60</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-<p class='line'>Sanctuary, <a href='#Page_255'>255</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Scott, David, <a href='#Page_189'>189</a>, <a href='#Page_190'>190</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Scott, Sir Walter, <a href='#Page_31'>31</a>, <a href='#Page_107'>107</a>, <a href='#Page_108'>108</a>, <a href='#Page_125'>125</a>, <a href='#Page_126'>126</a>, <a href='#Page_147'>147</a>, <a href='#Page_153'>153</a>, <a href='#Page_154'>154</a>, <a href='#Page_156'>156</a>, <a href='#Page_157'>157</a>, <a href='#Page_158'>158</a>, <a href='#Page_159'>159</a>, <a href='#Page_160'>160</a>, <a href='#Page_161'>161</a>, <a href='#Page_162'>162</a>, <a href='#Page_165'>165</a>, <a href='#Page_167'>167</a>, <a href='#Page_171'>171</a>, <a href='#Page_184'>184</a>, <a href='#Page_199'>199</a>, <a href='#Page_204'>204</a>, <a href='#Page_221'>221</a>, <a href='#Page_225'>225</a>, <a href='#Page_242'>242</a>, <a href='#Page_243'>243</a>, <a href='#Page_250'>250</a>, <a href='#Page_251'>251</a>, <a href='#Page_252'>252</a>, <a href='#Page_262'>262</a>, <a href='#Page_283'>283</a>, <a href='#Page_284'>284</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Seizers, the, <a href='#Page_252'>252</a>, <a href='#Page_253'>253</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Sharp, Archbishop, <a href='#Page_7'>7</a>, <a href='#Page_41'>41</a>, <a href='#Page_42'>42</a>, <a href='#Page_247'>247</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Siddons, Mrs., <a href='#Page_93'>93</a>, <a href='#Page_215'>215</a>, <a href='#Page_216'>216</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Simpson, Sir James Y., <a href='#Page_98'>98</a>, <a href='#Page_99'>99</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Smellie, William, <a href='#Page_285'>285</a>, <a href='#Page_286'>286</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Smith, Adam, <a href='#Page_14'>14</a>, <a href='#Page_141'>141</a>, <a href='#Page_142'>142</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Smith, Sydney, <a href='#Page_137'>137</a>, <a href='#Page_263'>263</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Smollett, Tobias, <a href='#Page_153'>153</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>St. Giles, church of, <a href='#Page_36'>36</a>, <a href='#Page_120'>120</a>, <a href='#Page_147'>147</a>, <a href='#Page_170'>170</a>, <a href='#Page_242'>242</a>, <a href='#Page_244'>244</a>, <a href='#Page_246'>246</a>, <a href='#Page_247'>247</a>, <a href='#Page_253'>253</a>, <a href='#Page_276'>276</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Stair, Lady, <a href='#Page_228'>228</a>, <a href='#Page_229'>229</a>, <a href='#Page_269'>269</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Stair, Lord, <a href='#Page_6'>6</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Stevenson, R. L., <a href='#Page_16'>16</a>, <a href='#Page_83'>83</a>, <a href='#Page_154'>154</a>, <a href='#Page_157'>157</a>, <a href='#Page_171'>171</a>, <a href='#Page_172'>172</a>, <a href='#Page_173'>173</a>, <a href='#Page_174'>174</a>, <a href='#Page_225'>225</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Stewart, Dugald, <a href='#Page_94'>94</a>, <a href='#Page_213'>213</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Stewart, Sir James, <a href='#Page_11'>11</a>, <a href='#Page_12'>12</a>, <a href='#Page_41'>41</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Strange, Sir Robert, <a href='#Page_180'>180</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Street fights, <a href='#Page_31'>31</a>, <a href='#Page_32'>32</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Students, <a href='#Page_55'>55</a>, <a href='#Page_56'>56</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Surgeons, Royal College of, <a href='#Page_73'>73</a>, <a href='#Page_92'>92</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Susanna, Countess of Eglinton, <a href='#Page_208'>208</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Sweet singers, the, <a href='#Page_42'>42</a>, <a href='#Page_43'>43</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Syme, James, <a href='#Page_96'>96</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>“Syntax, Dr.,” <a href='#Page_170'>170</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-<p class='line'>Telfer, Mrs., <a href='#Page_153'>153</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Theatre, the, <a href='#Page_93'>93</a>, <a href='#Page_126'>126</a>, <a href='#Page_139'>139</a>, <a href='#Page_162'>162</a>, <a href='#Page_215'>215</a>, <a href='#Page_216'>216</a>, <a href='#Page_281'>281</a>, <a href='#Page_282'>282</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Thomson of Duddingston, <a href='#Page_185'>185</a>, <a href='#Page_186'>186</a>, <a href='#Page_187'>187</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Tolbooth, the (Heart of Midlothian), <a href='#Page_19'>19</a>, <a href='#Page_40'>40</a>, <a href='#Page_58'>58</a>, <a href='#Page_242'>242</a>, <a href='#Page_245'>245</a>, <a href='#Page_258'>258</a>, <a href='#Page_259'>259</a>, <a href='#Page_275'>275</a>, <a href='#Page_276'>276</a>, <a href='#Page_277'>277</a>, <a href='#Page_278'>278</a>, <a href='#Page_279'>279</a>.</p>
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-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-<p class='line'>Union, the, <a href='#Page_237'>237</a>, <a href='#Page_255'>255</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>University, the, <a href='#Page_55'>55</a>, <a href='#Page_56'>56</a>, <a href='#Page_58'>58</a>, <a href='#Page_67'>67</a>, <a href='#Page_68'>68</a>, <a href='#Page_69'>69</a>, <a href='#Page_83'>83</a>, <a href='#Page_147'>147</a>, <a href='#Page_169'>169</a>, <a href='#Page_170'>170</a>, <a href='#Page_246'>246</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-<p class='line'>Velasquez, <a href='#Page_185'>185</a>, <a href='#Page_188'>188</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Victoria, Queen, <a href='#Page_127'>127</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>&#160;</p>
-<p class='line'>Walker, Patrick, <a href='#Page_40'>40</a>, <a href='#Page_42'>42</a>, <a href='#Page_248'>248</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Wallace, Lady, <a href='#Page_27'>27</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Warriston, Johnston of, <a href='#Page_6'>6</a>, <a href='#Page_38'>38</a>, <a href='#Page_41'>41</a>, <a href='#Page_197'>197</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Weather, the, <a href='#Page_264'>264</a>, <a href='#Page_265'>265</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Webster, Dr. Alexander, <a href='#Page_46'>46</a>, <a href='#Page_47'>47</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Wedderburn, <a href='#Page_25'>25</a>, <a href='#Page_26'>26</a>.</p>
-<p class='line'>Weir, Major, <a href='#Page_225'>225</a>, <a href='#Page_226'>226</a>, <a href='#Page_232'>232</a>, <a href='#Page_252'>252</a>.</p>
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