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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of The Philistine: a periodical of
-protest (Vol. I, No. 3, August 1895), by Various
-
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-Title: The Philistine: a periodical of protest (Vol. I, No. 3, August
- 1895)
-
-Author: Various
-
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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE PHILISTINE: A PERIODICAL
-OF PROTEST (VOL. I, NO. 3, AUGUST 1895) ***
-
-
-
-
-
-
- The Philistine:
- A Periodical of Protest.
-
- “_A harmless necessary cat._”—_Shylock._
-
- [Illustration]
-
- Printed Every Little While for The Society
- of The Philistines and Published
- by Them Monthly. Subscription, One
- Dollar Yearly; Single Copies, 10 Cents.
- Number 3. August, 1895.
-
-
-
-
-The Philistine.
-
-Edited by H. P. Taber.
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS FOR AUGUST, 1895.
-
-
- JEREMIADS:
-
- A Word About Art, Ouida
-
- The Confessional in Letters, Elbert Hubbard
-
- The Social Spotter, William McIntosh
-
- OTHER THINGS:
-
- The Dream, William Morris
-
- Verses, Stephen Crane
-
- For Honor, Jean Wright
-
- The Story of the Little Sister, H. P. T.
-
- Notes.
-
-THE PHILISTINE is published monthly at $1 a year, 10 cents a single
-copy. Subscriptions may be left with newsdealers or sent direct to the
-publishers.
-
-Business communications should be addressed to THE PHILISTINE. East
-Aurora, New York. Matter intended for publication may be sent to the same
-address or to Box 6, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
-
-_Entered at the Postoffice at East Aurora, New York, for transmission as
-mail matter of the second class._
-
-_COPYRIGHT, 1895._
-
-
-
-
-AND THIS, THEN, IS THE THIRD OF THE BOOK OF THE PHILISTINE AND FIRST HERE
-IS PRINTED THE LINES CALLED
-
-“THE DREAM”
-
-WRITTEN BY MR. WILLIAM MORRIS: TO WHOM BE PRAISE AND REVERENCE AND MUCH
-THANKFULNESS FOR MANY DEEDS.
-
-
- I dreamed
- A dream of you,
- Not as you seemed
- When you were late unkind,
- And blind
- To my eyes pleading for a debt long due;
- But touched and true,
- And all inclined
- To tenderest fancies on love’s inmost theme.
- How sweet you were to me, and ah, how kind
- In that dear dream!
- I felt
- Your lips on mine
- Mingle and melt,
- And your cheek touch my cheek.
- I, weak
- With vain desires and asking for a sign
- Of love divine,
- Found my grief break,
- And wept and wept in an unending stream
- Of sudden joy set free, yet could not speak:
- Dumb in my dream.
-
- I knew
- You loved me then,
- And I knew, too,
- The bliss of souls in Heaven,
- New-shriven,
- Who look with pity on still sinning men
- And turn again
- To be forgiven
- In the dear arms of their God holding them,
- And spend themselves in praise from morn
- ’Till even,
- Nor break their dream.
- I woke
- In my mid-bliss
- At midnight’s stroke
- And knew you lost and gone.
- Forlorn
- I called you back to my unfinished kiss,
- But only this
- One word of scorn
- You answered me, “’Twas better loved to seem
- Than loved to be, since all love is foresworn,
- Always a dream.”
-
-
-
-
-A WORD ABOUT ART.
-
-
-[Sidenote: _Is there_]
-
-How can we have great art in our day? We have no faith. Belief of
-some sort is the life-blood of art. When Athene and Zeus ceased to
-excite veneration in the minds of men, sculpture and architecture both
-lost their greatness. When the Madonna and her Son lost that mystery
-and divinity, which for the simple minds of the early painters they
-possessed, the soul went out of canvas and of wood. When we carve a Venus
-now, she is but a frivolous woman; when we paint a Jesus now, it is but a
-little suckling, or a sorrowful prisoner.
-
-[Sidenote: _a woman, even in_]
-
-We want a great inspiration. We ought to find it in the things that are
-really beautiful, but we are not sure enough, perhaps, what is so. What
-does dominate us is a passion for nature: for the sea, for the sky,
-for the mountain, for the forest, for the evening storm, for the break
-of day. Perhaps when we are thoroughly steeped in this, we shall reach
-greatness once more. But the artificiality of all modern life is against
-it, so is its cynicism. Sadness and sarcasm make a great Lucretius and as
-a great Juvenal; and scorn makes a strong Aristophanes: but they do not
-make a Praxiteles and an Apelles; they do not even make a Raffaelle or a
-Flaxman.
-
-[Sidenote: _Boston,_]
-
-Art, if it be anything, is the perpetual uplifting of what is beautiful
-in the sight of the multitude—the perpetual adoration of that loveliness,
-material and moral, which men in the haste and greed of their lives are
-everlastingly forgetting: unless it be that, it is empty and useless as a
-child’s reed-pipe when the reed is snapt and the child’s breath spent.
-
-[Sidenote: _who can_]
-
-It must have been such a good life—a painter’s in those days: those early
-days of art. Fancy the gladness of it then—modern painters can know
-nothing of it.
-
-[Sidenote: _produce literature_]
-
-When all the delicate delights of distance were only half perceived; when
-the treatment of light and shadow was barely dreamed of; when aerial
-perspective was just breaking on the mind in all its wonder and power;
-when it was still regarded as a marvellous boldness to draw from the
-natural form in a natural fashion—in those early days only fancy the
-delights of a painter!
-
-[Sidenote: _equal_]
-
-Something fresh to be won at each step; something new to be penetrated
-at each moment; something beautiful and rash to be ventured on with each
-touch of colour—the painter in those days had all the breathless pleasure
-of an explorer; without leaving his birthplace he knew the joys of
-Columbus.
-
-[Sidenote: _to this?_]
-
-And one can fancy nothing better than a life such as Spinello led for
-nigh a century up on the hill here, painting because he loved it, till
-death took him. Of all lives, perhaps, that this world has ever seen, the
-lives of painters, I say, in those days were the most perfect.
-
-In quiet places such as Arezzo and Volterra, and Modena and Urbino, and
-Cortona and Perugia, there would grow up a gentle lad who from infancy
-most loved to stand and gaze at the missal paintings in his mother’s
-house, and the coena in the monk’s refectory, and when he had fulfilled
-some twelve or fifteen years, his people would give in to his wish and
-send him to some bottega to learn the management of colours.
-
-[Sidenote: _No, not even_]
-
-Then he would grow to be a man; and his town would be proud of him, and
-find him the choicest of all work in its churches and its convents, so
-that all his days were filled without his ever wandering out of reach of
-his native vesper bells.
-
-[Sidenote: _in Boston!_]
-
-He would make his dwelling in the heart of his birthplace, close under
-its cathedral, with the tender sadness of the olive hills stretching
-above and around in the basiliche or the monasteries his labor would
-daily lie; he would have a docile band of hopeful boyish pupils with
-innocent eyes of wonder for all he did or said; he would paint his wife’s
-face for the Madonna’s, and his little son’s for the child Angel’s; he
-would go out into the fields and gather the olive bow, and the feathery
-corn, and the golden fruits, and paint them tenderly on ground of gold or
-blue, in symbol of those heavenly things of which the bells were forever
-telling all those who chose to hear; he would sit in the lustrous nights
-in the shade of his own vines and pity those who were not as he was; now
-and then horsemen would come spurring in across the hills and bring news
-with them of battles fought, of cities lost and won; and he would listen
-with the rest in the market-place, and go home through the moonlight
-thinking that it was well to create the holy things before which the
-fiercest rider and the rudest free-lance would drop the point of the
-sword and make the sign of the cross.
-
-It must have been a good life—good to its close in the cathedral
-crypt—and so common too; there were scores of such lived out in these
-little towns of Italy, half monastery and half fortress, that were
-scattered over hill and plain, by sea and river, on marsh and mountain,
-from the daydawn of Cimabue to the after-glow of the Carracci.
-
-And their work lives after them; the little towns are all grey and still
-and half peopled now; the iris grows on the ramparts, the canes wave
-in the moats, the shadows sleep in the silent market-place, the great
-convents shelter half a dozen monks, the dim majestic churches are damp
-and desolate, and have the scent of the sepulchre.
-
-But there, above the altars, the wife lives in the Madonna and the child
-smiles in the Angel, and the olive and the wheat are fadeless on their
-ground of gold and blue; and by the tomb in the crypt the sacristan will
-shade his lantern and murmur with a sacred tenderness:
-
-“Here he sleeps.”
-
- OUIDA.
-
-
-
-
-FOR HONOR.
-
-
-By a turn of chance a father and son were thrown together in one of the
-Western frontier posts, the father as colonel in command, the son as a
-second lieutenant in one of the four companies quartered there. When the
-order came which had brought them together after the three years which
-had gone by since the boy left West Point, it brought great, but silent,
-happiness to the stern and gloomy old soldier, and a light-hearted
-pleasure to the young man; once more he would be with “dear old dad,” and
-besides, life must be rather exciting out there, and altogether worth
-a man’s while. And so he packed his traps in double-quick time, as a
-soldier must, and was off in twenty-four hours. The meeting between the
-two was a strange one. Effusive and very gay on the part of the young
-man, who made no effort to conceal his delight; stiff, even cold, on the
-part of the old man, whose very heart quivered with joy; and on whose
-stern and bronzed face a light came which the boy did not even see.
-
-The colonel was not a popular man, hard and cold, rigid in the
-performance of his own duty, and with little sympathy for failure on the
-part of his men, he was respected, and, in a certain sense, admired,
-but not loved; sternly just according to his own light, but narrow and
-intolerant. With two passions—the exaggerated, hide-bound honor of a
-soldier who believes his profession to be the only one; the honor of a
-strictly honest and very proud man, jealous of the slightest stain upon
-his unimpeachable integrity. The other passion a carefully hidden but
-almost idolatrous love for his son. There had been one other passion, but
-she died.
-
-Within a month after his coming, the young lieutenant was the most
-popular man at the post. He sang, he danced, he rode, and he played
-cards; he also drank rather more than was necessary.
-
-Within two months it all palled upon him. Deadly ennui took possession
-of him. The great sunlit barren plains stretched out interminable.
-There were no Indians even to break the monotony. The iron routine of
-one day followed upon another with what seemed to him a stupid, trivial
-and meaningless regularity. So he stopped singing and dancing, and went
-on playing cards and drinking. Another thing that annoyed him was his
-father’s suppressed but uncompromising disapproval. Inward the colonel’s
-soul writhed that his boy should blemish his record as a soldier in this
-way; he did not doubt his courage should the time come for proving it,
-but in the meantime to show himself a weak and foolish man was almost
-unbearable. He could not understand the boy, and he said nothing, which
-was perhaps unfortunate.
-
-Three weeks went by and the young lieutenant was deep in debt to the
-captain of another company. A sneering, black faced fellow, who had
-risen from the ranks; gaining his promotions during the last fifteen
-years for acts of dare-devil bravery. He was not a pleasant man to owe
-to; particularly if one was not too sure of being able to pay up when
-the notes fell due. Another month, and things were no better. It was in
-the early part of September, and the flat plains stretched out parched
-and arid, the sun beat down pitilessly on the treeless little post, and
-the money to the captain had to be paid to-morrow. It was certainly a
-disagreeable situation. But they played hard and drank hard, and the
-young lieutenant almost forgot that to-morrow was coming.
-
-[Sidenote: _Is cheating at cards so rare as this?_]
-
-But about one o’clock in the morning there was a row, and before many
-hours the whole post knew what was the matter. It does not take long for
-news to travel among a few hundred people, particularly so interesting
-and exciting a bit as this. For this gay young fellow, this dashing young
-soldier, this son of the stern old martinet of a colonel, had been caught
-cheating at cards, and was disgraced forever.
-
-The news got round and finally reached the colonel. It was a brave man
-who told him. He waited an hour, and then putting a pistol in his
-holster, he went across to his son’s quarters. There was no answer to
-his knock, so he opened the door and went in. The boy was sitting by the
-table, with his head buried in his arms. He did not look up when his
-father spoke, “My son, there is but one thing for you to do. You know
-what it is,” and he laid the pistol on the table. There was no reply;
-and the colonel stood silent, straight and stern, but his face was gray,
-and his iron mouth was drawn. Presently the boy raised his head and
-looked straight into his father’s eyes. For the first time in his life he
-understood. “Yes, father,” he said. The colonel stood a moment, and then
-went out and shut the door. When he was half way across the parade ground
-he heard a pistol shot, but he did not go back.
-
- JEAN WRIGHT.
-
-
-
-
-THE CONFESSIONAL IN LETTERS.
-
-
-In the year 1848 Ralph Waldo Emerson of Concord, Mass., made a lecturing
-tour through England. Among the towns he visited was Coventry, where he
-was entertained at the residence of Mr. Charles Bray. In the family of
-Mr. Bray lived a young woman by the name of Mary Ann Evans, and although
-this Miss Evans was not handsome, either in face or figure, she made a
-decided impression on Mr. Emerson.
-
-A little excursion was arranged to Stratford, an antiquated town of
-some note in the same county. On this trip Mr. Emerson and Miss Evans
-paired off very naturally, and Miss Evans of Coventry was so bold as to
-set Mr. Emerson of Concord straight on several matters relating to Mr.
-Shakespeare, formerly of Stratford.
-
-“What is your favorite book?” said Mr. Emerson to Miss Evans, somewhat
-abruptly.
-
-“Rousseau’s _Confessions_,” said the young woman instantly.
-
-“And so it is mine,” answered Mr. Emerson.
-
-All of which is related by Moncure D. Conway in a volume entitled
-_Emerson at Home and Abroad_.
-
-A copy of Conway’s book was sent to Walt Whitman, and when he read the
-passage to which I have just referred he remarked, “And so it is mine.”
-
-Emerson and Whitman are probably the two strongest names in American
-letters, and George Eliot stands first among women writers of all time;
-and as they in common with many Lesser Wits stand side by side and salute
-Jean Jacques Rousseau, it may be worth our while to take just a glance at
-M. Rousseau’s book in order, if we can, to know why it appeals to people
-of worth.
-
-The first thing about the volume that attracts is the title. There is
-something charmingly alluring and sweetly seductive in a confession. Mr.
-Henry James has said: “The sweetest experience that can come to a man
-on his pilgrimage through this vale of tears is to have a lovely woman
-‘confess’ to him; and it is said that while neither argument, threat,
-plea of justification, nor gold can fully placate a woman who believes
-she has been wronged by a man, yet she speedily produces, not only a
-branch, but a whole olive tree when he comes humbly home and confesses.”
-
-Now here is a man about to ’fess to the world, and we take up the volume,
-glance around to see if any one is looking, and begin at the first
-paragraph to read:
-
-“I purpose an undertaking that never had an example and the execution of
-which will never have an imitation. I would exhibit myself to all men as
-I am—a man....
-
-“Let the last trumpet sound when it will, I will come, with this book in
-my hand, and present myself before the Sovereign Judge. I will boldly
-proclaim: Thus have I acted, thus have I thought, such was I. With equal
-frankness have I disclosed the good and the evil. I have omitted nothing
-bad, added nothing good. I have exhibited myself, despisable and vile
-when so; virtuous, generous, sublime when so. I have unveiled my interior
-being as Thou, Eternal One, hast seen it.” Now where is the man or woman
-who could stop there, even though the cows were in the corn?
-
-And as we read further we find things that are “unfit for publication”
-and confessions of sensations that are so universal to healthy men that
-they are irrelevant, and straightway we arise and lock the door so as to
-finish the chapter undisturbed. For as superfluous things are the things
-we cannot do without, so is the irrelevant in literature the necessary.
-
-Having finished this chapter, oblivious to calls that dinner is waiting,
-we begin the next; and finding items so interesting that they are
-disgusting, and others so indecent that they are entertaining, we forget
-the dinner that is getting cold and read on.
-
-And the reason we read on is not because we love the indecent, or because
-we crave the disgusting, although I believe Burke hints at the contrary,
-but simply because the writing down of these unbecoming things convinces
-us that the man is honest and that the confession is genuine. In short we
-come to the conclusion that any man who deliberately puts himself in such
-a bad light—caring not a fig either for our approbation or our censure—is
-no sham.
-
-And there you have it! _We want honesty in literature._
-
-The great orator always shows a dash of contempt for the opinions of his
-audience, and the great writer is he who loses self consciousness and
-writes himself down as he is, for at the last analysis all literature is
-a confession.
-
-The Ishmaelites who purvey culture by the ton, and issue magazines that
-burden the mails—study very carefully the public palate. They know full
-well that a “confession” is salacious: it is an exposure. A confession
-implies something that is peculiar, private and distinctly different from
-what we are used to. It is a removing the veil, a making plain things
-that are thought and performed in secret.
-
-And so we see articles on “The Women Who Have Influenced Me,” “The Books
-that Have Made Me,” “My Literary Passions,” etc. But like the circus
-bills, these titles call for animals that the big tent never shows; and
-this perhaps is well, for otherwise ’twould fright the ladies.
-
-Yes, I frankly admit that these “confessions” suit the constituency of
-_The Ladies’ Home Journal_ better than the truth; and although its editor
-be a Jew, the fact that the writers of his confessions practice careful
-concealment of the truth that they have hands, senses, eyes, ears,
-organs, dimensions, passions, is a wise commercial stroke. You can prick
-them and they do not bleed, tickle them and they do not laugh, poison
-them and they do not die; simply because they are only puppets parading
-as certain virtues, and these virtues the own particular brand in which
-the subscribers delight.
-
-That excellent publication, _The Forum_, increased its circulation by
-many thousand when it ran a series of confessions of great men wherein
-these great men made sham pretense of laying their lives bare before
-the public gaze. Nothing was told that did not redound to the credit of
-the confessor. The “Formative Influences” of sin, error and blunders
-were carefully concealed or calmly waived. The lack of good faith was as
-apparent in these articles as the rouge on the cheek of a courtesan: the
-color is genuine and the woman not dead, that’s all.
-
-And the loss lies in this: These writers—mostly able men—sell their souls
-for a price, and produce a literature that lives the length of life of a
-moth, whereas they might write for immortality. Instead of inspiring the
-great, they act as clowns to entertain the rabble.
-
-Of course I know that Rousseau’s _Confessions_, Amiel’s _Journal_ and
-Marie Bashkirtseff’s _Diary_ have all been declared carefully worked out
-artifices. And admitting all the wonderful things that scheming man
-can perform, I still maintain that there are a few things that life and
-nature will continue to work out in the old, old way. I appeal to those
-who have tried both plans, whether it is not easier to tell the truth
-than to concoct a lie. And I assiduously maintain that if the case is to
-be tried by a jury of great men, that the shocking facts will serve the
-end far better than sugared half-truth.
-
-When Richard Le Gallienne tells us of the birth of his baby and for weeks
-before how White Soul was sure she should die; and Marie Bashkirtseff
-makes painstaking note of the size of her hips and the development of her
-bust; and poor Amiel bewails the fate of eating breakfast facing an empty
-chair; and Rousseau explains the delicate sensations and smells that
-swept over him on opening his wardrobe and finding smocks and petticoats
-hanging in careless negligence amid his man’s clothes; and all those
-other pathetic, foolish, charming, irrelevant bits of prattle, one is
-convinced of the author’s honesty. No thorough-going literary man, hot
-for success, would leave such stuff in; he would as soon think of using a
-flesh brush on the public street; these are his own private affairs—his
-good sense would have forbade.
-
-A good lie for its own sake is ever pleasing to honest men, but a patched
-up record never. And when such small men as Samuel Pepys and James
-Boswell can write immortal books, the moral for the rest of us is that a
-little honesty is not a dangerous thing.
-
-And so I swing back to the place of beginning and say that while even
-a sham confession may be interesting to hoi polloi, yet to secure an
-endorsement from such minds as that of Emerson, George Eliot and Walt
-Whitman the confession must be genuine.
-
- ELBERT HUBBARD.
-
-
-
-
-THE SOCIAL SPOTTER.
-
-
-“Why don’t the young folks marry?” continues, in the intervals of
-other jeremiad problems, to puzzle the good people who call themselves
-publicists, having a brevet authority to set everything right in the
-world. It is assumed that if the young people would only marry up to
-the full proportion, most of the ills that afflict an over-civilized
-and over-sensitized society would cure themselves. The young people
-would have something else to do besides “dabbling in the fount of
-fictive tears” and inventing new wants. The old ones would suffice, when
-multiplied in kind after the usual fashion.
-
-It is an old story that young men are afraid of the cost of marriage. The
-girls are less simple than their mothers and complexity in matters of
-taste means expense. A clever verse writer has told of the hardships of
-a pair who wooed on a bicycle built for two and afterwards tried to live
-on a salary built for one. It is funny in the telling but tragic in the
-living. It is a trying business to keep up to concert pitch in these days.
-
-[Sidenote: _But is she warranted harmless?_]
-
-The complexity of social expression is not the only dragon in the way.
-We have adopted from abroad something French. It came via England, but
-France is its origin. It is the Chaperone. She is usually harmless
-personally, but she means a great deal. She stands for a state of society
-where marriage is always a failure. Ask Emile Zola if you don’t believe
-it. “Modern Marriage” has the specifications. We have good women and
-manly men in America. The grisette isn’t an institution with us. Neither
-is the man who supports her until he is rich enough to make a French
-marriage. We have him and we have her, but neither is universal. The
-_mariage de convenance_ and the institution which precedes it in France
-are not general with us. The chaperone is part of the system with them.
-The chaperone implies the others. She is a standing notice that young man
-and young woman are not to be trusted together. In some of our cities
-it is such very good “good form” to send a guardian with young people
-that a woman of over twenty-five has been known to cancel an engagement
-to attend a company which she had anxiously wanted to enjoy and for
-which she had made great preparation, because a married sister could not
-accompany her. She would not go without a chaperone. It was not “good
-form.”
-
-O ye gods, Good Form! What was good form, and who promulgated its laws,
-when the father and mother of us all, better than any of us, walked with
-the Creator of the universe in the garden in the cool of the day? But
-“evil came into the world” and changed it. Yes, the evil of “good form,”
-the embodied self-consciousness which chains all the virtues and makes
-the decencies compulsory and puts on them the brand of the police blotter.
-
-In the name of all that is good why should we watch the young people? The
-middle-aged need it more. Youth is chivalrous. Middle age is commonplace.
-It is not youth that
-
- Eats for his stomach and drinks for his head,
- And loves for his pleasure—and ’tis time he was dead.
-
-Chaperon the married victims of the French system. Put the spotter on the
-track of the woman who was taught she couldn’t trust herself when she
-was young and the man was complacently branded a roue when his heart was
-fresh and warm.
-
-It is time for a new declaration of independence, and the youth of our
-land should make it. Let Young America say this: “The woman I cannot
-honorably woo, whose care at a social gathering is denied me without a
-policeman and a spy, may find another knight.” Let the maidens of our
-day, better cultured than their mothers, broader in their training, surer
-of their social footing, stronger in their poise and presence of mind,
-bar out the man who comes into their presence under a ban.
-
-How long would the hollow mockery of “good form” endure such a strike?
-As many minutes as it should take to show its utter falsehood and the
-cruel slander it implies. Until the young people so assert themselves
-the imitated bars sinister of the most corrupt social heraldry of
-Europe will be ours—worn with an affectation of pride in the dishonor
-they blazon. Till then men will be equalized down, not up; and the talk
-of “emancipated woman” will be an insult. When it is done there will
-be more marriages of the kind to be desired—the union of true men and
-self-respecting women.
-
- WILLIAM MCINTOSH.
-
-
-
-
-THE CHATTER OF A DEATH-DEMON FROM A TREE-TOP.
-
-
- BLOOD—BLOOD AND TORN GRASS—
- HAD MARKED THE RISE OF HIS AGONY—
- THIS LONE HUNTER.
- THE GREY-GREEN WOODS IMPASSIVE
- HAD WATCHED THE THRESHING OF HIS LIMBS.
-
- A CANOE WITH FLASHING PADDLE,
- A GIRL WITH SOFT, SEARCHING EYES,
- A CALL: “JOHN!”
-
- ...
-
- COME, ARISE, HUNTER!
- LIFT YOUR GREY FACE!
- CAN YOU NOT HEAR?
-
- THE CHATTER OF A DEATH-DEMON FROM A TREE-TOP.
-
- STEPHEN CRANE.
-
-
-
-
-THE STORY OF THE LITTLE SISTER.
-
-
-When I first knew her she was a very little girl in a white
-dress—starched very stiff—and she might have reminded me of Molly in the
-diverting story of _Sir Charles Danvers_.
-
-I was devoted to her sister and I remember her galumphing into the room
-at a most inopportune time, and staring for a moment with eyes very wide
-open. Then she ran away and I heard her outside giggling quietly all by
-herself.
-
-When the big sister went away for the summer I went out to the house to
-tell her good-by. The great trunk stood in the hall waiting for Charlie
-Miller’s man. Seated on top of this was the little sister with two round
-bottles held close to her eyes. She said she was playing theater, and
-that the bottles made a lovely opera glass.
-
-I asked her what the play was and she said about a pretty lady who was
-pursued by lions and dragons and things. Then there was a man—a big, nice
-man—who came with guns and swords and spears and killed all the dragons
-and lions and then he married the pretty lady.
-
-This was her imagination.
-
-Then I went away—I forget where—and was gone many years. I came back to
-be best man at the wedding of my cousin Anthony. I found that the little
-sister was to be the maid of honor, and at the various functions before
-the wedding I saw much of her.
-
-After the ceremony we walked down the aisle together, and as she took my
-arm her hand trembled. When we reached the entrance I turned and looked
-square into her glorious eyes. They told me many things that I was glad
-to know.
-
-Now—after a year—I am trying to live up to the ideal man she imagined me
-to be.
-
-And that’s what makes it hard.
-
- H. P. T.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Many of the newspapers which have noticed THE PHILISTINE have expressed
-their inability to find East Aurora on the map. All the map makers are
-hereby authorized to print a large red ring around the name of the home
-of THE PHILISTINE hereafter, but for the benefit of those who pine for
-immediate knowledge, I clip the following from _Bradstreet’s_:
-
- EAST AURORA, Erie Co., pop. 2000, 1880. Bank 1, newspapers
- 2, Am. Ex., W. N. Y. & P. R. R., 17 miles fr. Buffalo.
- Headquarters Cloverfield combination of cheese factories. Home
- of Mambrino King.[1] Product: ginger.
-
-[1] _Mambrino King is a horse._
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration: THE BLUFF.
-
-DRAWING BY PLUG HAZEN-PLUG.]
-
-
-
-
-SIDE TALKS WITH THE PHILISTINES: BEING SUNDRY BITS OF WISDOM WHICH HAVE
-BEEN HERETOFORE SECRETED, AND ARE NOW SET FORTH IN PRINT.
-
-
-If I had seen it announcing a special feature in the _World_ or _Herald_
-for a coming Sunday, I would not have been surprised, but to find the
-following paragraph in the editorial columns of _The Land of Sunshine_
-fills me with wonder:
-
- Up to date _The Land of Sunshine_ is the only periodical in the
- world whose cover is embellished with drawings by the Almighty.
-
-It would be interesting to know what the Recording Angel thinks of Mr.
-Lummis’s coupling of the High Court of Heaven and Aubrey Beardsley. Now
-if Mr. Lummis could only get his editorials from the same source——
-
- * * * * *
-
-When Shem Rock, Ham Garland and Japhet Bumball conspired to spring on
-an unsuspecting world that three-cornered story entitled _The Land of
-the Straddle Bug_, they bought two whole bushels of hyphens. In one
-chapter, by actual count, forty-seven compound words are used. They have
-even hyphenated such words as dod-rot, dodd-mead, slap-jack, goll-darn,
-do-tell and gee-whiz. Ham’s own pet “yeh” is used in the story
-sixty-four times, which does not include four plain “you’s” and three
-“ye’s,” where the Only Original Lynx-eyed Proof-reader nodded.
-
- * * * * *
-
-It is published that the _Post_ contemplated a change in the appearance
-and make-up of the paper, but gave up the scheme lest it shock the
-readers of Mr. Godkin’s _Evening Grandmother_. What would shock the
-readers more would be the appearance of life somewhere about the sheet. I
-would respectfully call the attention of the editors of the _Post_ to the
-fate which befell the Assyrians. It is written in Isaiah XXXVII—36: Then
-the angel of the Lord went forth and smote in the camp of the Assyrians
-a hundred and four score and five thousand; and when they arose in the
-morning: behold, they were all dead corpses.
-
- * * * * *
-
-THE PHILISTINE’S plea is for the widest liberty to individual genius.
-Perhaps no living man has presented this plea so strongly in his life and
-work as William Morris. The poem herein printed is a taste of this strong
-man’s quality. It is taken from that dainty bundle of beautiful things
-entitled, _Love Lyrics_.
-
- * * * * *
-
-In that very charming article by Mr. Zangwill in the last _Chap Book_,
-mention is made of the utter impossibility of stating a truth so that
-the majority will remember or recognize it when they see it again—so
-shallow is human wit. In THE PHILISTINE for July I made bold to insert
-an extract from the Bible. No credit was given, however, and the matter
-was re-paragraphed. And now, behold, a Chicago paper arises and calls
-the quotation rot; several other publications refute the scriptural
-statements and a weekly that is very wise in its day and generation
-refers to my irreverence in writing in Bible style.
-
- * * * * *
-
-In the _Popular Science Monthly_ for July a Dr. Oppenheimer announces the
-interesting discovery why children lie. It has been supposed that they
-lie, as a general thing, because they want something, but it appears that
-it is because they have something, in the French sense. It isn’t inherent
-viciousness but disease. The doctor says:
-
- The children usually are suffering from disorders of mind or
- body, or both, which radically interfere with the transmission
- of conceptions and perceptions from the internal to the
- external processes of expression, so that they really are
- unable to be more exact than they seem.
-
-This seems to explain several things about our good friends Landon and
-Townsend—G. A.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The London _Athenæum_ says “Stephen Crane is the coming Boozy Prophet of
-America; his lines send the cold chills streaking up one’s spine, and
-we are in error if his genius does not yet sweep all other literary fads
-from the board.”
-
-All of which strikes me as a boozier bit of cymbalism than any of Mr.
-Crane’s verses.
-
- * * * * *
-
-On the authority of the New York _Sun_, afternoon teas are growing more
-and more realistic. That arbiter of etiquette says:
-
- The formality of bidding adieu to the hostess at an afternoon
- tea is now dispensed with; the omission is considered
- with favor and in good taste. No after calls are made in
- acknowledgement of a tea.
-
-The little trifle of ceremony that stood for courtesy is about all cast
-aside. The program now is—Greet, Eat and Git.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I observe that Mr. Andrew Lang is to write some verses to be read at a
-dinner of the Omar Club in London “on some future occasion.” I shall
-watch for these with much interest, remembering, meanwhile, these verses
-recently read before that remarkable organization:
-
- We envy not the saint what bliss he hath:
- Still let him cheer his puritanic path
- With what of joy his joyless rules permit:
- The beer of ginger and the bun of Bath.
-
- We plunder not the Pharasaic fold
- Whose drinks are new, whose jests and maidens old;
- Content to cherish what the Dervish hates,
- The cup of ruby and the curls of gold.
-
-It is noted that Mr. W. Irving Way of Chicago was present at the last
-Omar club dinner. He should give us some notable reminiscences of the
-feast.
-
-Speaking of Way, I hear that he has gone into the publishing business
-in Chicago. As a critic of the mechanical construction of books he is
-supreme, but I wonder will his publishing be that of literature or wool
-from the wild west.
-
- * * * * *
-
-“You have us down one dollar for dog tax. I’d have you know we keep no
-dog,” said the man to the tax gatherer.
-
-“I understand,” answered the publican, “but you subscribe to the Albany
-_Argus_!”
-
- * * * * *
-
-Buffalo, N. Y., has a _Young Ladies’ Magazine_. It has a beautiful
-picture of a skirt dance on the cover of its prospectus, which is ever
-so much more interesting than Mr. Bok’s Bermuda lily gatherer seven feet
-tall.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Now that Robert Louis Stevenson’s will has been published in full text
-as a feature story, perhaps Mr. So So McClure may desist. The will is
-almost as thrilling as a market report. Its publication explains in part,
-however, how the cheap magazine movement is founded. Next we shall
-see the weather and a Congressional debate among the contents of the
-cheap-books.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Prizes are offered in Judge Tourgee’s _Basin_ to preachers, women and
-“colored writers,” for short stories. The Judge is bound to keep solid
-with the three sexes as he understands them.
-
- * * * * *
-
-It is matter of record in _McClure’s_ that Edmund Goose’s poem on Samoa,
-which it prints, “reached Robert Louis Stevenson three days before his
-death.” There is a horrible suggestion in the little nonpareil footnote
-that the poem may have hastened that sad event. It’s bad enough.
-
-
-A LYRIC OF JOY.
-
- Over the shoulders and slopes of the dune
- I saw the white daisies go down to the sea.
-
- —Bliss Carman, in July _Century_.
-
- * * * * *
-
- Over the ballast, the ropes and the chairs,
- I see the fat picnicers clamber galore,
- And struggle for seats by the rail near the stairs,
- To fry in the sun when they steam from the shore.
- The barker has rallied them out of the town
- To sands stretching white in the pitiless glare;
- And all of their talk as the calm night comes down
- Is the crush going back and the bargain day fare.
-
- M’LISS COWBOY.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Ham Garland has gone up the coulee to his farm near La Crosse and is
-writing another novel. He is daily in receipt of letters and telegrams
-from people in all parts of the country asking him to pull the coulee up
-after him.
-
- * * * * *
-
-In a recent number of the _Chip-Munk_ it is said the intelligent
-compositor set it Charles G——d— Roberts; and the Only Original Lynx-Eyed
-being on a journey the whole edition was printed. It was one of those
-very aggravating mistakes that will occasionally occur even in printerys
-which print things on the finest paper.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I greet with exceeding joy the name of a new writer of stories which
-appeal to me as being above the plane of universal grayness which we have
-viewed for many months, and for this reason I am glad to see _A Very
-Remarkable Girl_ in the quarterly issued by _Town Topics_. The author
-of this story is Mr. L. H. Bickford of Denver, and the editor of _Town
-Topics_ says that he has heretofore been unacquainted with Mr. Bickford’s
-work. For many years I have watched the development of this young author,
-and if I am not much mistaken he will yet be heard from in no uncertain
-way. I do not believe that the public has any business with the private
-life of writers, but it may be said that Mr. Bickford is twenty-six,
-and was born in Leadville, Colorado. For a half hour’s entertainment,
-reading aloud in a hammock, I know of nothing better than _A Very
-Remarkable Girl_. It is suggestive of the signs of the times.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Good form has determined that special attentions at a time of bereavement
-are to be recognized by sending engraved cards. Some people used to send
-letters of thanks for sympathy, but of course cards are more impressive.
-A coupon scheme has been suggested, the thanks to be attached to a ticket
-to the funeral.
-
- * * * * *
-
-And furthermore be it known that the marginal notes opposite articles in
-THE PHILISTINE are never supplied by the authors thereof.
-
- * * * * *
-
-A man in Paris sends me the following delicious bit clipped from the
-Paris edition of the New York _Herald_ of April 1:
-
- NEW YORK, March 31.—The _Herald’s_ leading editorial to-day
- says that many surprises await us in heaven.
-
-I regret not seeing this editorial of March 31. I imagine, however, that
-it related to Reginald de Koven and his surprise—when he gets there—at
-finding he cannot write all the choir music.
-
- * * * * *
-
-But then—is Egotism Art?
-
- * * * * *
-
-_MEDITATIONS IN MOTLEY._
-
-By WALTER BLACKBURN HARTE
-
-“Meditations in Motley” reveals a new American essayist, honest and
-whimsical, with a good deal of decorative plain speaking. An occasional
-carelessness of style is redeemed by unfailing insight.—I. ZANGWILL in
-_The Pall Mall Magazine_ for April, 1895.
-
-A series of well written essays, remarkable on the whole for observation,
-refinement of feeling and literary sense. The book may be taken as a
-wholesome protest against the utilitarian efforts of the Time-Spirit,
-and as a plea for the rights and liberties of the imagination. We
-congratulate Mr. Harte on the success of his book.—_Public Opinion_,
-London, England.
-
-Mr. Harte is not always so good in the piece as in the pattern, but he
-is often a pleasant companion, and I have met with no volume of essays
-from America since Miss Agnes Repplier’s so good as his “Meditations in
-Motley.”—RICHARD LE GALLIENNE, in the London _Review_.
-
-PRICE, CLOTH $1.25.
-
-For sale by all Booksellers, or sent postpaid on receipt of price by THE
-PHILISTINE.
-
- * * * * *
-
-_LITTLE JOURNEYS_
-
-To the Homes of Good Men and Great.
-
-_A series of literary studies published in monthly numbers, tastefully
-printed on hand-made paper, with attractive title-page._
-
-By ELBERT HUBBARD
-
-The publishers announce that Little Journeys will be issued monthly and
-that each number will treat of recent visits made by Mr. Elbert Hubbard
-to the homes and haunts of various eminent persons. The subjects for the
-first twelve numbers have been arranged as follows:
-
- 1. George Eliot
- 2. Thomas Carlyle
- 3. John Ruskin
- 4. W. E. Gladstone
- 5. J. M. W. Turner
- 6. Jonathan Swift
- 7. Victor Hugo
- 8. Wm. Wordsworth
- 9. W. M. Thackeray
- 10. Charles Dickens
- 11. Oliver Goldsmith
- 12. Shakespeare
-
-_LITTLE JOURNEYS: Published Monthly, 50 cents a year. Single copies, 5
-cents, postage paid._
-
-Published by G. P. PUTNAM’S SONS,
-
- 27 and 39 West 23d Street, New York.
- 24 Bedford Street, Strand, London.
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