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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of Off duty, by Wilhelmina Harper
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-using this eBook.
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-Title: Off duty
- A dozen yarns for soldiers and sailors
-
-Compiler: Wilhelmina Harper
-
-Release Date: June 10, 2022 [eBook #68278]
-
-Language: English
-
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-
-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK OFF DUTY ***
-
-
-
-
-
-OFF DUTY
-
-A Dozen Yarns for Soldiers and Sailors
-
-Compiled by Wilhelmina Harper
-
-Assistant Librarian, Camp Library,
-
-Naval Training Station, Pelham Bay Park, N.Y.
-
-NEW YORK
-
-THE CENTURY CO.
-
-1919
-
-
-
-
-Copyright, 1919, by The Century Co.
-
-Published, August, 1919
-
-
-
-
-TO MY BROTHER
-
-LIEUTENANT FRANCIS HARPER
-
-
-
-
-FOREWORD
-
-In my work here at Pelham Bay Camp with our wounded from abroad,
-with our sick boys who did not get “over there,” and with the well
-but often lonely men, who frequent our library, I have discovered a
-distinct need for some collection of the best stories, especially
-adapted to the “genus homo.” To meet this want, I have prepared this
-compilation for our soldiers and sailors, and incidentally for all
-to read who will.
-
-Work with our American youth is most inspiring because of his open
-mind, his courage, and his great appreciation of any service
-rendered him. This fact I have learned through becoming acquainted
-with the brave lads on the hospital cots at Pelham, who have needed
-help in whiling away the long hours of waiting.
-
-In all camps there are many men not acquainted with books. My aim
-has been to introduce them to some of our best writers, knowing that
-friendship and liking would soon follow. The work has been a
-pleasant one, made doubly so because of the willing co-operation
-given me by the distinguished authors whose stories are contained
-herein; and by the equally generous response which the various
-publishers have made to my requests. It was not done for me, but for
-the purpose of the compilation. To authors and publishers I hereby
-express my gratitude.
-
- W. H.
- April, 1919.
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
- Keeping Up With Lizzie -- Irving Bacheller
- The Tide Takes a Hand -- Rex Beach
- The Gay Old Dog -- Edna Ferber
- Ole Skjarsen’s First Touchdown -- George Fitch
- The Outlaw -- Hamlin Garland
- Naza! Naza! Naza! -- Zane Grey
- A Case of Metaphantasmia -- W. D. Howells
- The Outcasts of Poker Flat -- Bret Harte
- The Handbook of Hymen -- O. Henry
- Jack and the King -- Seumas MacManus
- Billy’s Tenderfoot -- Stewart Edward White
- The Nightingale and the Rose -- Oscar Wilde
-
-
-
-
-I. KEEPING UP WITH LIZZIE
-
-By Irving Bacheller
-
-From “Keeping Up with Lizzie,” copyright, 1911, by Harper &
-Brothers. Used by special permission of the author.
-
-
-(In part)
-
-“Sam Henshaw’s girl had graduated an’ gone abroad with her mother.
-One Sunday ’bout a year later, Sam flew up to the door o’ my house
-in his automobile. He lit on the sidewalk an’ struggled up the steps
-with two hundred an’ forty-seven pounds o’ meat on him. He walked
-like a man carryin’ a barrel o’ pork. He acted as if he was glad to
-see me an’ the big arm-chair on the piaz’.
-
-“‘What’s the news?’ I asked.
-
-“‘Lizzie an’ her mother got back this mornin’,’ he gasped. ‘They’ve
-been six months in Europe. Lizzie is in love with it. She’s
-hobnobbed with kings an’ queens. She talks art beautiful. I wish
-you’d come over an’ hear her hold a conversation. It’s wonderful.
-She’s goin’ to be a great addition to this community. She’s got me
-faded an’ on the run. I ran down to the store for a few minutes this
-mornin’, an’ when I got back she says to me:
-
-“‘“Father, you always smell o’ ham an’ mustard. Have you been in
-that disgusting store? Go an’ take a bahth at once.” That’s what she
-called it--a “bahth.” Talks just like the English people--she’s been
-among ’em so long. Get into my car an’ I’ll take ye over an’ fetch
-ye back.’
-
-“Sam regarded his humiliation with pride an’ joy. At last Lizzie had
-convinced him that her education had paid. My curiosity was excited.
-I got in an’ we flew over to his house. Sam yelled up the stairway
-kind o’ joyful as we come in, an’ his wife answered at the top o’
-the stairs an’ says:
-
-“‘Mr. Henshaw, I wish you wouldn’t shout in this house like a boy
-calling the cows.’
-
-“I guess she didn’t know I was there. Sam ran up-stairs an’ back,
-an’ then we turned into that splendid parlor o’ his an’ set down.
-Purty soon Liz an’ her mother swung in an’ smiled very pleasant an’
-shook hands an’ asked how was my family, etc., an’ went right on
-talkin’. I saw they didn’t ask for the purpose of gettin’
-information. Liz was dressed to kill an’ purty as a picture--cheeks
-red as a rooster’s comb an’ waist like a hornet’s. The cover was off
-her show-case, an’ there was a diamond sunburst in the middle of it,
-an’ the jewels were surrounded by charms to which I am not wholly
-insensible even now.
-
-“‘I wanted ye to tell Mr. Potter about yer travels,’ says Sam.
-
-“Lizzie smiled an’ looked out o’ the window a minute an’ fetched a
-sigh an’ struck out, lookin’ like Deacon Bristow the day he give ten
-dollars to the church. She told about the cities an’ the folks an’
-the weather in that queer, English way she had o’ talkin’.
-
-“‘Tell how ye hobnobbed with the Queen o’ Italy,’ Sam says.
-
-“‘Oh, father! Hobnobbed!’ says she. ‘Anybody would think that she
-and I had manicured each other’s hands. She only spoke a few words
-of Italian and looked very gracious an’ beautiful an’ complimented
-my color.’
-
-“Then she lay back in her chair, kind o’ weary, an’ Sam asked me how
-was business--just to fill in the gap, I guess. Liz woke up an’
-showed how far she’d got ahead in the race.
-
-“‘Business!’ says she, with animation. ‘That’s why I haven’t any
-patience with American men. They never sit down for ten minutes
-without talking business. Their souls are steeped in commercialism.
-Don’t you see how absurd it is, father? There are plenty of lovely
-things to talk about.’
-
-“Sam looked guilty, an’ I felt sorry for him. It had cost heavy to
-educate his girl up to a p’int where she could give him so much
-advice an’ information. The result was natural. She was irritated by
-the large cubic capacity--the length, breadth and thickness of his
-ignorance and unrefinement; he was dazed by the length, breadth, an’
-thickness of her learning an’ her charm. He didn’t say a word. He
-bowed his head before this pretty, perfumed casket of erudition.
-
-“‘You like Europe,’ I says.
-
-“‘I love it,’ says she. ‘It’s the only place to live. There one
-finds so much of the beautiful in art and music and so many
-cultivated people.’
-
-“Lizzie was a handsome girl, an’ had more sense than any o’ the
-others that tried to keep up with her. After all, she was Sam’s
-fault, an’ Sam was a sin conceived an’ committed by his wife, as ye
-might say. She had made him what he was.
-
-“‘Have you seen Dan Pettigrew lately?’ Lizzie asked.
-
-“‘Yes,’ I says. ‘Dan is goin’ to be a farmer.’
-
-“‘A farmer!’ says she, an’ covered her face with her handkerchief
-an’ shook with merriment.
-
-“‘Yes,’ I says. ‘Dan has come down out o’ the air. He’s abandoned
-folly. He wants to do something to help along.’
-
-“‘Yes, of course,’ says Lizzie, in a lofty manner. ‘Dan is really an
-excellent boy--isn’t he?’
-
-“‘Yes, an’ he’s livin’ within his means--that’s the first mile-stone
-in the road to success,’ I says. ‘I’m goin’ buy him a thousand acres
-o’ land, an’ one o’ these days he’ll own it an’ as much more. You
-wait. He’ll have a hundred men in his employ an’ flocks an’ herds
-an’ a market of his own in New York. He’ll control prices in this
-county, an’ they’re goin’ down. He’ll be a force in the State.’
-
-“They were all sitting up. The faces o’ the Lady Henshaw an’ her
-daughter turned red.
-
-“‘I’m very glad to hear it, I’m sure,’ said her Ladyship.
-
-“I wasn’t so sure o’ that as she was, an’ there, for me, was the
-milk in the cocoanut. I was joyful.
-
-“‘Why, it’s perfectly lovely!’ says Lizzie, as she fetched her
-pretty hands together in her lap.
-
-“‘Yes, you want to cultivate Dan,’ I says. ‘He’s a man to be
-reckoned with.’
-
-“‘Oh, indeed!’ says her Ladyship.
-
-“‘Yes, indeed!’ I says, ‘an’ the girls are all after him.’
-
-“I just guessed that. I knew it was unscrupulous, but livin’ here in
-this atmosphere does affect the morals even of a lawyer. Lizzie grew
-red in the face.
-
-“‘He could marry one o’ the Four Hundred if he wanted to,’ I says.
-‘The other evening he was seen in the big red tourin’-car o’ the Van
-Alstynes. What do you think o’ that?’
-
-“Now that was true, but the chauffeur had been a college friend of
-Dan’s, an’ I didn’t mention that.
-
-“Lizzie had a dreamy smile on her face.
-
-“‘Why, it’s wonderful!’ says she. ‘I didn’t know he’d improved so.’
-
-“‘I hear that his mother is doing her own work,’ says the Lady
-Henshaw, with a forced smile.
-
-“‘Yes, think of it,’ I says. ‘The woman is earning her daily
-bread--actually helpin’ her husband. Did you ever hear o’ such a
-thing! I’ll have to scratch ’em off my list. It’s too uncommon. It
-ain’t respectable.’
-
-“Her ladyship began to suspect me an’ retreated with her chin in the
-air. She’d had enough.
-
-“I thought that would do an’ drew out o’ the game. Lizzie looked
-confident. She seemed to have something up her sleeve besides that
-lovely arm o’ hers.
-
-“I went home, an’ two days later Sam looked me up again. Then the
-secret came out o’ the bag. He’d heard that I had some money in the
-savings-bank over at Bridgeport payin’ me only three and a half per
-cent, an’ he wanted to borrow it an’ pay me six per cent. His
-generosity surprised me. It was not like Sam.
-
-“‘What’s the matter with you?’ I asked. ‘Is it possible that your
-profits have all gone into gasoline an’ rubber an’ silk an’
-education an’ hardwood finish an’ human fat?’
-
-“‘Well, it costs so much to live,’ he says, ‘an’ the wholesalers
-have kept liftin’ the prices on me. Now there’s the meat
-trust--their prices are up thirty-five per cent.’
-
-“‘Of course,’ I says, ‘the directors have to have their luxuries.
-You taxed us for yer new house an’ yer automobile an’ yer daughter’s
-education, an’ they’re taxin’ you for their steam-yachts an’ private
-cars an’ racin’ stables. You can’t expect to do all the taxin’. The
-wholesalers learnt about the profits that you an’ others like ye was
-makin’, an’ they concluded that they needed a part of ’em. Of course
-they had to have their luxuries, an’ they’re taxin’ you--they
-couldn’t afford to have ’em if they didn’t. Don’t complain.’
-
-“‘I’ll come out all right,’ he says. ‘I’m goin’ to raise my whole
-schedule fifteen per cent.’
-
-“‘The people won’t stand it--they can’t,’ says I. ‘You’ll be
-drownin’ the miller. They’ll leave you.’
-
-“‘It won’t do ’em any good,’ says he. ‘Bill an’ Eph will make their
-prices agree with mine.’
-
-“‘Folks will go back to the land, as I have,’ says I.
-
-“‘They don’t know enough,’ says Sam. ‘Farmin’ is a lost art here in
-the East. You take my word for it--they’ll pay our prices--they’ll
-have to--an’ the rich folks, they don’t worry about prices. I pay a
-commission to every steward an’ butler in this neighborhood.’
-
-“‘I won’t help you,’ says I. ‘It’s wicked. You ought to have saved
-your money.’
-
-“‘In a year from now I’ll have money to burn,’ he says. ‘For one
-thing, my daughter’s education is finished, an’ that has cost
-heavy.’
-
-“‘How much would it cost to unlearn it?’ I asked. ‘That’s goin’ to
-cost more than it did to get it, I’m ’fraid. In my opinion the first
-thing to do with her is to uneducate her.’
-
-“That was like a red-hot iron to Sam. It kind o’ het him up.
-
-“‘Why, sir, you don’t appreciate her,’ says he. ‘That girl is far
-above us all here in Pointview. She’s a queen.’
-
-“‘Well, Sam,’ I says, ‘if there’s anything you don’t need just now
-it’s a queen. If I were you I wouldn’t graft that kind o’ fruit on
-the grocery-tree. Hams an’ coronets don’t flourish on the same bush.
-They have a different kind of a bouquet. They don’t harmonize. Then,
-Sam, what do you want of a girl that’s far above ye? Is it any
-comfort to you to be despised in your own home?’
-
-“‘Mr. Potter, I haven’t educated her for my own home or for this
-community, but for higher things,’ says Sam.
-
-“‘You hairy old ass! The first you know,’ I says, ‘they’ll have your
-skin off an’ layin’ on the front piaz’ for a door-mat.’
-
-“Sam started for the open air. I hated to be ha’sh with him, but he
-needed some education himself, an’ it took a beetle an’ wedge to
-open his mind for it. He lifted his chin so high that the fat
-swelled out on the back of his neck an’ unbuttoned his collar. Then
-he turned an’ said: ‘My daughter is too good for this town, an’ I
-don’t intend that she shall stay here. She has been asked to marry a
-man o’ fortune in the old country.’
-
-“‘So I surmise, an’ I suppose you find that the price o’ husbands
-has gone up,’ I says.
-
-“Sam didn’t answer me.
-
-“‘They want you to settle some money on the girl--don’t they?’ I
-asked.
-
-“‘My wife says it’s the custom in the old country,’ says Sam.
-
-“‘Suppose he ain’t worth the price?’
-
-“‘They say he’s a splendid fellow,’ says Sam.
-
-“‘You let me investigate him,’ I says, ‘an’ if he’s really worth the
-price I’ll help ye to pay it.’
-
-“Sam said that was fair, an’ thanked me for the offer, an’ gave me
-the young man’s address. He was a Russian by the name of Alexander
-Rolanoff, an’ Sam insisted that he belonged to a very old family of
-large means an’ noble blood, an’ said that the young man would be in
-Pointview that summer. I wrote to the mayor of the city in which he
-was said to live, but got no answer.
-
-“Alexander came. He was a costly an’ beautiful young man, about
-thirty years old, with red cheeks an’ curly hair an’ polished
-finger-nails, an’ wrote poetry. Sometimes ye meet a man that excites
-yer worst suspicions. Your right hand no sooner lets go o’ his than
-it slides down into your pocket to see if anything has happened; or
-maybe you take the arm o’ yer wife or yer daughter an’ walk away.
-Aleck leaned a little in both directions. But, sir, Sam didn’t care
-to know my opinion of him. Never said another word to me on the
-subject, but came again to ask about the money.
-
-“‘Look here, Sam,’ I says. ‘You tell Lizzie that I want to have a
-talk with her at four o’clock in this office. If she really wants to
-buy this man, I’ll see what can be done about it.’
-
-“‘All right, you talk with her,’ says he, an’ went out.
-
-“In a few minutes Dan showed up.
-
-“‘Have you seen Lizzie?’ says I.
-
-“‘Not to speak to her,’ says Dan. ‘Looks fine, doesn’t she?’
-
-“‘Beautiful,’ I says. ‘How is Marie Benson?’
-
-“‘Oh, the second time I went to see her she was trying to keep up
-with Lizzie,’ says he. She’s changed her gait. Was going to New York
-after a lot o’ new frills. I suppose she thought that I wanted a
-grand lady. That’s the trouble with all the girls here. A man might
-as well marry the real thing as an imitation. I wish Lizzie would
-get down off her high horse.’
-
-“‘She’s goin’ to swap him for one with still longer legs,’ I says.
-‘Lizzie is engaged to a gentleman o’ fortune in the old country.’
-
-“Dan’s face began to stretch out long as if it was made of
-injy-rubber.
-
-“‘It’s too bad,’ says he. ‘Lizzie is a good-hearted girl, if she is
-spoilt.’
-
-“‘Fine girl!’ I says. ‘An’, Dan, I was in hopes that she would
-discover her own folly before it was too late. But she saw that
-others had begun to push her in the race an’ that she had to let out
-another link or fall behind.’
-
-“‘Well, I wish her happiness,’ says Dan, with a sigh.
-
-“‘Go an’ tell her so,’ I says. ‘Show her that you have some care as
-to whether she lives or dies.’
-
-“I could see that his feelin’s had been honed ’til they were sharp
-as a razor.
-
-“‘I’ve seen that fellow,’ he says, ‘an’ he’ll never marry Lizzie if
-I can prevent it. I hate the looks of him. I shall improve the first
-opportunity I have to insult him.’
-
-“‘That might be impossible,’ I suggested.
-
-“‘But I’ll make the effort,’ says Dan.
-
-“As an insulter I wouldn’t wonder if Dan had large capacity when
-properly stirred up.
-
-“‘Better let him alone. I have lines out that will bring
-information. Be patient.’
-
-“Dan rose and said he would see me soon, an’ left with a rather
-stern look on his face.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-“Lizzie was on hand at the hour appointed. We sat down here all by
-ourselves.
-
-“‘Lizzie,’ I says, ‘why in the world did you go to Europe for a
-husband? It’s a slight to Pointview--a discouragement of home
-industry.’
-
-“‘There was nobody here that seemed to want me,’ she says, blushin’
-very sweet.
-
-“She had dropped her princess manner an’ seemed to be ready for
-straight talk.
-
-“‘If that’s so, Lizzie, it’s your fault,’ I says.
-
-“‘I don’t understand you,’ says she.
-
-“‘Why, my dear child, it’s this way,’ I says. ‘Your mother an’
-father have meant well, but they’ve been foolish. They’ve educated
-you for a millionairess, an’ all that’s lackin’ is the millions. You
-over-awed the boys here in Pointview. They thought that you felt
-above ’em, whether you did or not; an’ the boys on Fifth Avenue were
-glad to play with you, but they didn’t care to marry you. I say it
-kindly, Lizzie, an’ I’m a friend o’ yer father’s, an’ you can afford
-to let me say what I mean. Those young fellows wanted the millions
-as well as the millionairess. One of our boys fell in love with ye
-an’ tried to keep up, but your pace was too hot for him. His father
-got in trouble, an’ the boy had to drop out. Every well-born girl in
-the village entered the race with ye. An era of extravagance set in
-that threatened the solvency, the honor, o’ this sober old
-community. Their fathers had to borrow money to keep agoin’. They
-worked overtime, they importuned their creditors, they wallowed in
-low finance while their daughters revelled in the higher walks o’
-life an’ sang in different languages. Even your father--I tell you
-in confidence, for I suppose he wouldn’t have the courage to do
-it--is in financial difficulties. Now, Lizzie, I want to be kind to
-you, for I believe you’re a good girl at heart, but you ought to
-know that all this is what your accomplishments have accomplished.’
-
-“She rose an’ walked across the room, with trembling lips. She had
-seized her parachute an’ jumped from her balloon and was slowly
-approachin’ the earth. I kept her comin’. ‘These clothes an’ jewels
-that you wear, Lizzie--these silks an’ laces, these sunbursts an’
-solitaires--don’t seem to harmonize with your father’s desire to
-borrow money. Pardon me, but I can’t make ’em look honest. They are
-not paid for--or if they are they are paid for with other men’s
-money. They seem to accuse you. They’d accuse me if I didn’t speak
-out plain to ye.’
-
-“All of a sudden Lizzie dropped into a chair an’ began to cry. She
-had lit safely on the ground.
-
-“It made me feel like a murderer, but it had to be. Poor girl! I
-wanted to pick her up like a baby an’ kiss her. It wasn’t that I
-loved Lizzie less but Rome more. She wasn’t to blame. Every spoilt
-woman stands for a fool-man. Most o’ them need--not a _master_--but
-a frank counsellor. I locked the door. She grew calm an’ leaned on
-my table, her face covered with her hands. My clock shouted the
-seconds in the silence. Not a word was said for two or three
-minutes.
-
-“‘I have been brutal,’ I says, by-an’-by. ‘Forgive me.’
-
-“‘Mr. Potter,’ she says, ‘you’ve done me a great kindness. I’ll
-never forget it. What shall I do?’
-
-“‘Well, for one thing,’ says I, ‘go back to your old simplicity an’
-live within your means.’
-
-“‘I’ll do it,’ she says; ‘but--I--I supposed my father was rich. Oh,
-I wish we could have had this talk before!’
-
-“‘Did you know that Dan Pettigrew was in love with you?’ I put it
-straight from the shoulder. ‘He wouldn’t dare to tell ye, but you
-ought to know it. You are regarded as a kind of a queen here, an’
-it’s customary for queens to be approached by ambassadors.’
-
-“Her face lighted up.
-
-“‘In love with me?’ she whispered. ‘Why, Mr. Potter, I never dreamed
-of such a thing. Are you sure? How do you know? I thought he felt
-above me.’
-
-“‘An’ he thought you felt above him,’ I says.
-
-“‘How absurd! how unfortunate!’ she whispered. ‘I couldn’t marry him
-now if he asked me. This thing has gone too far. I wouldn’t treat
-any man that way.’
-
-“‘You are engaged to Alexander, are you?’ I says.
-
-“‘Well, there is a sort of understanding, and I think we are to be
-married if--if--’
-
-“She paused, and tears came to her eyes again.
-
-“‘You are thinking o’ the money,’ says I.
-
-“‘I am thinking o’ the money,’ says she. ‘It has been promised to
-him. He will expect it.’
-
-“‘Do you think he is an honest man? Will he treat you well?’
-
-“‘I suppose so.’
-
-“‘Then let me talk with him. Perhaps he would take you without
-anything to boot.’
-
-“‘Please don’t propose that,’ says she. ‘I think he’s getting the
-worst of it now. Mr. Potter, would you lend _me_ the money? I ask it
-because I don’t want the family to be disgraced or Mr. Rolanoff to
-be badly treated. He is to invest the money in my name in a very
-promising venture. He says he can double it within three months.’
-
-“It would have been easy for me to laugh, but I didn’t. Lizzie’s
-attitude in the whole matter pleased me. I saw that her heart was
-sound. I promised to have a talk with her father and see her again.
-I looked into his affairs carefully and put him on a new financial
-basis with a loan of fifteen thousand dollars.
-
-“One day he came around to my office with Alexander an’ wanted me to
-draw up a contract between him an’ the young man. It was a rather
-crude proposition, an’ I laughed, an’ Aleck sat with a bored smile
-on his face.
-
-“‘Oh, if he’s good enough for your daughter,’ I said, ‘his word
-ought to be good enough for you.’
-
-“‘That’s all right,’ says Sam, ‘but business is business. I want it
-down in black an’ white that the income from this money is to be
-paid to my daughter, and that neither o’ them shall make any further
-demand on me.’
-
-“Well, I drew that fool contract, an’, after it was signed, Sam
-delivered ten one-thousand-dollar bills to the young man, who was to
-become his son-in-law the following month with the assistance of a
-caterer and a florist and a string-band, all from New Haven.
-
-“Within half an hour Dan Pettigrew came roarin’ up in front o’ my
-office in the big red automobile of his father’s. In a minute he
-came in to see me. He out with his business soon as he lit in a
-chair.
-
-“‘I’ve learned that this man Rolanoff is a scoundrel,’ says he.
-
-“‘A scoundrel!’ says I.
-
-“‘Of purest ray serene,’ says he.
-
-“I put a few questions, but he’d nothing in the way o’ proof to
-offer--it was only the statement of a newspaper.
-
-“‘Is that all you know against him?’ I asked.
-
-“‘He won’t fight,’ says Dan. ‘I’ve tried him--begged him to fight.’
-
-“‘Well, I’ve got better evidence than you have,’ I says. ‘It came a
-few minutes before you did.’
-
-“I showed him a cablegram from a London barrister that said:
-
-“‘Inquiry complete. The man is pure adventurer, character nil.’
-
-“‘We must act immediately,’ says Dan.
-
-“‘I have telephoned all over the village for Sam,’ I says. ‘They say
-he’s out in his car with Aleck an’ Lizzie. I asked them to send him
-here as soon as he returns.’
-
-“‘They’re down on the Post Road. I met ’em on my way here,’ says
-Dan. ‘We can overtake that car easy.’
-
-“Well, the wedding-day was approaching an’ Aleck had the money, an’
-the thought occurred to me that he might give ’em the slip somewhere
-on the road an’ get away with it. I left word in the store that if
-Sam got back before I saw him he was to wait with Aleck in my office
-until I returned, an’ off we started like a baseball on its way from
-the box to the catcher.
-
-“An officer on his motor-cycle overhauled us on the Post Road. He
-knew me.
-
-“‘It’s a case o’ sickness,’ I says, ‘an’ we’re after Sam Henshaw.’
-
-“‘He’s gone down the road an’ hasn’t come back yet,’ says the
-officer.
-
-“I passed him a ten-dollar bill.
-
-“‘Keep within sight of us,’ I says. ‘We may need you any minute.’
-
-“He nodded and smiled, an’ away we went.
-
-“‘I’m wonderin’ how we’re agoin’ to get the money,’ I says, havin’
-told Dan about it.
-
-“‘I’ll take it away from him,’ says Dan.
-
-“‘That wouldn’t do,’ says I.
-
-“‘Why not?’
-
-“‘Why not?’ says I. ‘You wouldn’t want to be arrested for highway
-robbery. Then, too, we must think o’ Lizzie. Poor girl! It’s agoin’
-to be hard on her, anyhow. I’ll try a bluff. It’s probable that he’s
-worked this game before. If so, we can rob him without violence an’
-let him go.’
-
-“Dan grew joyful as we sped along.
-
-“‘Lizzie is mine,’ he says. ‘She wouldn’t marry him now.’
-
-“He told me how fond they had been of each other until they got
-accomplishments an’ began to put up the price o’ themselves. He said
-that in their own estimation they had riz in value like beef an’
-ham, an’ he confessed how foolish he had been. We were excited an’
-movin’ fast.
-
-“‘Something’ll happen soon,’ he says.
-
-“An’ it did, within ten minutes from date. We could see a blue car
-half a mile ahead.
-
-“I’ll go by that ol’ freight-car o’ the Henshaws’,’ says Dan.
-‘They’ll take after me, for Sam is vain of his car. We can halt them
-in that narrow cut on the hill beyond the Byron River.’
-
-“We had rounded the turn at Chesterville, when we saw the Henshaw
-car just ahead of us, with Aleck at the wheel an’ Lizzie beside him
-an’ Sam on the back seat. I saw the peril in the situation.
-
-“The long rivalry between the houses of Henshaw an’ Pettigrew,
-reinforced by that of the young men, was nearing its climax.
-
-“‘See me go by that old soap-box o’ the Henshaws’,’ says Dan, as he
-pulled out to pass ’em.
-
-“Then Dan an’ Aleck began a duel with automobiles. Each had a
-forty-horse-power engine in his hands, with which he was resolved to
-humble the other. Dan knew that he was goin’ to bring down the price
-o’ Alecks an’ Henshaws. First we got ahead; then they scraped by us,
-crumpling our fender on the nigh side. Lizzie an’ I lost our hats in
-the scrimmage. We gathered speed an’ ripped off a section o’ their
-bulwarks, an’ roared along neck an’ neck with ’em. The broken
-fenders rattled like drums in a battle. A hen flew up an’ hit me in
-the face, an’ came nigh unhorsin’ me. I hung on. It seemed as if
-Fate was tryin’ to halt us, but our horse-power was too high. A dog
-went under us. It began to rain a little. We were a length ahead at
-the turn by the Byron River. We swung for the bridge an’ skidded an’
-struck a telephone pole, an’ I went right on over the stone fence
-an’ the clay bank an’ lit on my head in the water. Dan Pettigrew lit
-beside me. Then came Lizzie an’ Sam--they fairly rained into the
-river. I looked up to see if Aleck was comin’, but he wasn’t. Sam,
-bein’ so heavy, had stopped quicker an’ hit in shallow water near
-the shore, but, as luck would have it, the bottom was soft an’ he
-had come down feet foremost, an’ a broken leg an’ some bad bruises
-were all he could boast of. Lizzie was in hysterics, but seemed to
-be unhurt. Dan an’ I got ’em out on the shore, an’ left ’em cryin’
-side by side, an’ scrambled up the bank to find Aleck. He had aimed
-too low an’ hit the wall, an’ was stunned, an’ apparently, for the
-time, dead as a herrin’ on the farther side of it. I removed the ten
-one-thousand bills from his person to prevent complications an’
-tenderly laid him down. Then he came to very sudden.
-
-“‘Stop!’ he murmured. ‘You’re robbin’ me.’
-
-“‘Well, you begun it,’ I says. ‘Don’t judge me hastily. I’m a
-philanthropist. I’m goin’ to leave you yer liberty an’ a hundred
-dollars. You take it an’ get. If you ever return to Connecticut I’ll
-arrest you at sight.’
-
-“I gave him the money an’ called the officer, who had just come up.
-A traveller in a large tourin’ car had halted near us.
-
-“‘Put him into that car an’ take him to Chesterville,’ I said.
-
-“He limped to the car an’ left without a word.
-
-“I returned to my friends an’ gently broke the news.
-
-“Sam blubbered. ‘Education done it,’ says he, as he mournfully shook
-his head.
-
-“‘Yes,’ I says. ‘Education is responsible for a damned lot of
-ignorance.’
-
-“‘An’ some foolishness,’ says Sam, as he scraped the mud out of his
-hair. ‘Think of our goin’ like that. We ought to have known better.’
-
-“‘We knew better,’ I says, ‘but we had to keep up with Lizzie.’
-
-“Sam turned toward Lizzie an’ moaned in a broken voice, ‘I wish it
-had killed me.’
-
-“‘Why so?’ I asked.
-
-“‘It costs so much to live,’ Sam sobbed, in a half-hysterical way.
-‘I’ve got an expensive family on my hands.’
-
-“‘You needn’t be afraid o’ havin’ Lizzie on your hands,’ says Dan,
-who held the girl in his arms.
-
-“‘What do you mean?’ Sam inquired.
-
-“She’s on my hands an’ she’s goin’ to stay there,’ says the young
-man. ‘I’m in love with Lizzie myself. I’ve always been in love with
-Lizzie.’
-
-“‘Your confession is ill-timed,’ says Lizzie, as she pulled away an’
-tried to smooth her hair. She began to cry again, an’ added, between
-sobs: ‘My heart is about broken, and I must go home and get help for
-my poor father.’
-
-“‘I’ll attend to that,’ says Dan; ‘but I warn you that I’m goin’ to
-offer a Pettigrew for a Henshaw even. If I had a million dollars I’d
-give it all to boot.’
-
-“Sam turned toward me, his face red as a beet.
-
-“‘The money!’ he shouted. ‘Get it, quick!’
-
-“‘Here it is!’ I said, as I put the roll o’ bills in his hand.
-
-“‘Did you take it off him?’
-
-“‘I took it off him.’
-
-“‘Poor Aleck!’ he says, mournfully, as he counted the money. ‘It’s
-kind o’ hard on him.’
-
-“Soon we halted a passin’ automobile an’ got Sam up the bank an’
-over the wall. It was like movin’ a piano with somebody playin’ on
-it, but we managed to seat him on the front floor o’ the car, which
-took us all home.
-
-“So the affair ended without disgrace to any one, if not without
-violence, and no one knows of the cablegram save the few persons
-directly concerned. But the price of Alecks took a big slump in
-Pointview. No han’some foreign gent could marry any one in this
-village, unless it was a chambermaid in a hotel.
-
-“That was the end of the first heat of the race with Lizzie in
-Pointview.”
-
-
-
-
-II. THE TIDE TAKES A HAND
-
-By Rex Beach
-
-From “The Iron Trail”, copyright, 1913, by Harper & Brothers.
-By special permission from the publishers.
-
-
-The ship stole through the darkness with extremest caution, feeling
-her way past bay and promontory. Around her was none of that
-phosphorescent glow which lies above the open ocean, even on the
-darkest night, for the mountains ran down to the channel on either
-side. In places they overhung, and where they lay upturned against
-the dim sky it could be seen that they were mantled with heavy
-timber. All day long the _Nebraska_ had made her way through an
-endless succession of straits and sounds, now squeezing through an
-inlet so narrow that the somber spruce trees seemed to be within a
-short stone’s throw, again plowing across some open reach where the
-pulse of the north Pacific could be felt. Out through the openings
-to seaward stretched the restless ocean, on across uncounted
-leagues, to Saghalien and the rim of Russia’s prison-yard.
-
-Always near at hand was the deep green of the Canadian forests,
-denser, darker than a tropic jungle, for this was the land of
-“plenty waters.” The hillsides were carpeted knee-deep with moss,
-wet to saturation. Out of every gulch came a brawling stream whipped
-to milk-white frenzy; snow lay heavy upon the higher levels, while
-now and then from farther inland peered a glacier, like some dead
-monster crushed between the granite peaks. There were villages, too,
-and fishing-stations, and mines and quarries. These burst suddenly
-upon the view, then slipped past with dreamlike swiftness. Other
-ships swung into sight, rushed by, and were swallowed up in the
-labyrinthine maze astern.
-
-Those passengers of the _Nebraska_ who had never before traversed
-the “Inside Passage” were loud in the praises of its
-picturesqueness, while those to whom the route was familiar seemed
-to find an everfresh fascination in its shifting scenes.
-
-Among the latter was Murray O’Neil. The whole north coast from
-Flattery to St. Elias was as well mapped in his mind as the face of
-an old friend, yet he was forever discovering new vistas, surprising
-panoramas, amazing variations of color and topography. The
-mysterious rifts and passageways that opened and closed as if to
-lure the ship astray, the trackless confusion of islets, the siren
-song of the waterfalls, the silent hills and glaciers and
-snow-soaked forests--all appealed to him strongly, for he was at
-heart a dreamer.
-
-Yet he did not forget that scenery such as this, lovely as it is by
-day, may be dangerous at night, for he knew the weakness of steel
-hulls. On some sides his experience and business training had made
-him sternly practical and prosaic. Ships aroused no manner of
-enthusiasm in him except as means to an end. Railroads had no
-glamour of romance in his eyes, for, having built a number of them,
-he had outlived all poetic notions regarding the “Iron horse,” and
-once the rails were laid he was apt to lose interest in them.
-Nevertheless, he was almost poetic in his own quiet way,
-interweaving practical thoughts with fanciful visions, and he loved
-his dreams. He was dreaming now as he leaned upon the bridge rail of
-the _Nebraska_, peering into the gloom with watchful eyes. From
-somewhere to port came the occasional commands of the officer on
-watch, echoed instantly from the inky interior of the wheelhouse. Up
-overside rose the whisper of rushing waters; from underfoot came the
-rhythmic beat of the engines far below. O’Neil shook off his mood
-and began to wonder idly how long it would be before Captain Johnny
-would be ready for his “nightcap.”
-
-He always traveled with Johnny Brennan when he could manage it, for
-the two men were boon companions. O’Neil was wont to live in
-Johnny’s cabin, or on the bridge, and their nightly libation to
-friendship had come to be a matter of some ceremony.
-
-The ship’s master soon appeared from the shadows--a short, trim man
-with gray hair.
-
-“Come,” he cried. “It’s waiting for us.”
-
-O’Neil followed into Brennan’s luxurious, well-lit quarters, where
-on a mahogany sideboard was a tray holding decanter, siphon, and
-glasses, together with a bottle of ginger ale. The captain, after he
-had mixed a beverage for his passenger, opened the bottle for
-himself. They raised their glasses silently.
-
-“Now that you’re past the worst of it,” remarked O’Neil, “I suppose
-you’ll turn in. You’re getting old for a hard run like this,
-Johnny.”
-
-Captain Brennan snorted. “Old? I’m a better man than you, yet. I’m a
-teetotaler, that’s why. I discovered long ago that salt water and
-whiskey don’t mix.”
-
-O’Neil stretched himself out in one of Brennan’s easy chairs.
-“Really,” he said, “I don’t understand why a ship carries a captain.
-Now of what earthly use to the line are you, for instance, except
-for your beauty, which, no doubt, has its value with the women? I’ll
-admit you preside with some grace at the best table in the
-dining-salon, but your officers know these channels as well as you
-do. They could make the run from Seattle to Juneau with their eyes
-shut.”
-
-“Indeed, they could not; and neither could I.”
-
-“Oh, well, of course I have no respect for you as a man, having seen
-you without your uniform.”
-
-The captain grinned in thorough enjoyment of this raillery. “I’ll
-say nothing at all of my seamanship,” he said, relapsing into the
-faintest of brogues, “but there’s no denying that the master of a
-ship has many unpleasant and disgusting duties to perform. He has to
-amuse the prominent passengers who can’t amuse themselves, for one
-thing, and that takes tact and patience. Why, some people make
-themselves at home on the bridge, in the chart-room, and even in my
-living-quarters, to say nothing of consuming my expensive wines,
-liquors, and cigars.”
-
-“Meaning me?”
-
-“I’m a brutal seafaring man, and you’ll have to make allowances for
-my well-known brusqueness. Maybe I did mean you. But I’ll say that
-next to you Curtis Gordon is the worst grafter I ever saw.”
-
-“You don’t like Gordon, do you?” O’Neil queried with a change of
-tone.
-
-“I do not! He went up with me again this spring, and he had his
-widow with him, too.”
-
-“His widow?”
-
-“You know who I mean--Mrs. Gerard. They say it’s her money he’s
-using in his schemes. Perhaps it’s because of her that I don’t like
-him.”
-
-“Ah-h! I see.”
-
-“You don’t see, or you wouldn’t grin like an ape. I’m a married man,
-I’ll have you know, and I’m still on good terms with Mrs. Brennan,
-thank God. But I don’t like men who use women’s money, and that’s
-just what our friend Gordon is doing. What money the widow didn’t
-put up he’s grabbed from the schoolma’ams and servant-girls and
-society matrons in the East. What has he got to show them for it?”
-
-“A railroad project, a copper-mine, some coal claims--”
-
-“Bah! A menagerie of wildcats!”
-
-“You can’t prove that. What’s your reason for distrusting him?”
-
-“Well, for one thing, he knows too much. Why, he knows everything,
-he does. Art, literature, politics, law, finance, and draw poker
-have no secrets from him. He’s been everywhere--and back--twice; he
-speaks a dozen different languages. He out-argued me on
-poultry-raising and I know more about that than any man living. He
-can handle a drill or a coach-and-four; he can tell all about the
-art of ancient Babylon; and he beat me playing cribbage, which shows
-that he ain’t on the level. He’s the best informed man outside of a
-university, and he drinks tea of an afternoon--with his legs crossed
-and the saucer balanced on his heel. Now, it takes years of hard
-work for an honest man to make a success at one thing, but Gordon
-never failed at anything. I ask you if a living authority on all the
-branches of human endeavor and a man who can beat me at ‘crib’
-doesn’t make you suspicious.”
-
-“Not at all, I’ve beaten you myself!”
-
-“I was sick,” said Captain Brennan.
-
-“The man is brilliant and well educated and wealthy. It’s only
-natural that he should excite the jealousy of a weaker intellect.”
-
-Johnny opened his lips for an explosion, then changed his mind and
-agreed sourly.
-
-“He’s got money, all right, and he knows how to spend it. He and his
-valet occupied three cabins on this ship. They say his quarters at
-Hope are palatial.”
-
-“My dear grampus, the mere love of luxury doesn’t argue that a
-person is dishonest.”
-
-“Would _you_ let a hired man help you on with your underclothes?”
-demanded the mariner.
-
-“There’s nothing criminal about it.”
-
-“Humph! Mrs. Gerard is different. She’s all class! You don’t mind
-her having a maid and speaking French when she runs short of
-English. Her daughter is like her.”
-
-“I haven’t seen Miss Gerard.”
-
-“If you’d stir about the ship instead of wearing out my Morris chair
-you’d have that pleasure. She was on deck all morning.” Captain
-Brennan fell silent and poked with a stubby forefinger at the ice in
-his glass.
-
-“Well, out with it!” said O’Neil after a moment.
-
-“I’d like to know the inside story of Curtis Gordon and this girl’s
-mother.”
-
-“Why bother your head about something that doesn’t concern you?” The
-speaker rose and began to pace the cabin floor, then, in an altered
-tone, inquired, “Tell me, are you going to land me and my horses at
-Kyak Bay?”
-
-“That depends on the weather. It’s a rotten harbor; you’ll have to
-swim them ashore.”
-
-“Suppose it should be rough?”
-
-“Then we’ll go on, and drop you there coming back. I don’t want to
-be caught on that shore with a southerly wind, and that’s the way it
-usually blows.”
-
-“I can’t wait,” O’Neil declared. “A week’s delay might ruin me.
-Rather than go on I’d swim ashore myself, without the horses.”
-
-“I don’t make the weather at Kyak Bay. Satan himself does that.
-Twenty miles offshore it may be calm, and inside it may be blowing a
-gale. That’s due to the glaciers. Those ice-fields inland and the
-warm air from the Japanese Current offshore kick up some funny
-atmospheric pranks. It’s the worst spot on the coast and we’ll lose
-a ship there some day. Why, the place isn’t properly charted, let
-alone buoyed.”
-
-“That’s nothing unusual for this coast.”
-
-“True for you. This is all a graveyard of ships and there’s been
-many a good master’s license lost because of half-baked laws from
-Washington. Think of a coast like this with almost no lights, no
-beacons nor buoys; and yet we’re supposed to make time. It’s fine in
-clear weather, but in the dark we go by guess and by God. I’ve stood
-the run longer than most of the skippers, but--”
-
-Even as Brennan spoke the _Nebraska_ seemed to halt, to jerk
-backward under his feet. O’Neil, who was standing, flung out an arm
-to steady himself; the empty ginger ale bottle fell from the
-sideboard with a thump. Loose articles hanging against the side
-walls swung to and fro; the heavy draperies over Captain Johnny’s
-bed swayed.
-
-Brennan leaped from his chair; his ruddy face was mottled, his eyes
-were wide and horror-stricken.
-
-“Damnation!” he gasped. The cabin door crashed open ahead of him and
-he was on the bridge, with O’Neil at his heels. They saw the first
-officer clinging limply to the rail; from the pilot-house window
-came an excited burst of Norwegian, then out of the door rushed a
-quartermaster.
-
-Brennan cursed, and met the fellow with a blow which drove him
-sprawling back.
-
-“Get in there, Swan,” he bellowed, “and take your wheel.”
-
-“The tide swung her in!” exclaimed the mate. “The tide--My God!”
-
-“Sweet Queen Anne!” said Brennan, more quietly. “You’ve ripped her
-belly out!”
-
-“It--was the tide,” chattered the officer.
-
-The steady, muffled beating of the machinery ceased, the ship seemed
-suddenly to lose her life, but it was plain that she was not
-aground, for she kept moving through the gloom. From down forward
-came excited voices as the crew poured up out of the forecastle.
-
-Brennan leaped to the telegraph and signaled the engine-room. He was
-calm now, and his voice was sharp and steady.
-
-“Go below, Mr. James, and find the extent of the damage,” he
-directed, and a moment later the hull began to throb once more to
-the thrust of the propeller. Inside the wheelhouse Swan had
-recovered from his panic and repeated the master’s orders
-mechanically.
-
-The second and third officers arrived upon the bridge now, dressing
-as they came, and they were followed by the chief engineer. To them
-Johnny spoke, his words crackling like the sparks from a wireless.
-In an incredibly short time he had the situation in hand and turned
-to O’Neil, who had been a silent witness of the scene.
-
-“Glory be!” exclaimed the captain. “Most of our good passengers are
-asleep; the jar would scarcely wake them.”
-
-“Tell me where and how I can help,” Murray offered. His first
-thought had been of the possible effect of this catastrophe upon his
-plans, for time was pressing. As for danger, he had looked upon it
-so often and in so many forms that it had little power to stir him;
-but a shipwreck, which would halt his northward rush, was another
-matter. Whether the ship sank or floated could make little
-difference, now that the damage had been done. She was crippled and
-would need assistance. His fellow-passengers, he knew, were safe
-enough. Fortunately there were not many of them--a scant two
-hundred, perhaps--and if worse came to worst there was room in the
-life-boats for all. But the _Nebraska_ had no watertight bulkheads
-and the plight of his twenty horses between-decks filled him with
-alarm and pity. There were no life-boats for those poor dumb animals
-penned down yonder in the rushing waters.
-
-Brennan had stepped into the chart-room, but returned in a moment to
-say:
-
-“There’s no place to beach her this side of Halibut Bay.”
-
-“How far is that?”
-
-“Five or six miles.”
-
-“You’ll--have to beach her?”
-
-“I’m afraid so. She feels queer.”
-
-Up from the cabin deck came a handful of men passengers to inquire
-what had happened; behind them a woman began calling shrilly for her
-husband.
-
-“We touched a rock,” the skipper explained briefly. “Kindly go below
-and stop that squawking. There’s no danger.”
-
-There followed a harrowing wait of several minutes; then James, the
-first officer, came to report. He had regained his nerve and spoke
-with swift precision.
-
-“She loosened three plates on her port quarter and she’s filling
-fast.”
-
-“How long will she last?” snapped Brennan.
-
-“Not long, sir. Half an hour, perhaps.”
-
-The captain rang for full speed, and the decks began to strain as
-the engine increased its labor. “Get your passengers out and stand
-by the boats,” he ordered. “Take it easy and don’t alarm the women.
-Have them dress warmly, and don’t allow any crowding by the men. Mr.
-Tomlinson, you hold the steerage gang in check. Take your revolver
-with you.” He turned to his silent friend, in whose presence he
-seemed to feel a cheering sympathy. “I knew it would come sooner or
-later, Murray,” he said. “But--magnificent mummies! To touch on a
-clear night with the sea like glass!” He sighed dolefully. “It’ll be
-tough on my missus.”
-
-O’Neil laid a hand upon his shoulder. “It wasn’t your fault, and
-there will be room in the last boat for you. Understand?” Brennan
-hesitated, and the other continued, roughly: “No nonsense, now!
-Don’t make a damned fool of yourself by sticking to the bridge.
-Promise?”
-
-“I promise.”
-
-“Now what do you want me to do?”
-
-“Keep those dear passengers quiet. I’ll run for Halibut Bay, where
-there’s a sandy beach. If she won’t make it I’ll turn her into the
-rocks. Tell ’em they won’t wet a foot if they keep their heads.”
-
-“Good! I’ll be back to see that you behave yourself.” The speaker
-laughed lightly and descended to the deck, where he found an
-incipient panic. Stewards were pounding on stateroom doors,
-half-clad men were rushing about aimlessly, pallid faces peered
-forth from windows, and there was the sound of running feet, of
-slamming doors, of shrill, hysterical voices.
-
-O’Neil saw a waiter thumping lustily upon a door and heard him
-shout, hoarsely:
-
-“Everybody out! The ship is sinking!” As he turned away Murray
-seized him roughly by the arm and thrusting his face close to the
-other’s, said harshly:
-
-“If you yell again like that I’ll toss you overboard.”
-
-“God help us, we’re going--”
-
-O’Neil shook the fellow until his teeth rattled; his own
-countenance, ordinarily so quiet, was blazing.
-
-“There’s no danger. Act like a man and don’t start a stampede.”
-
-The steward pulled himself together and answered in a calmer tone:
-
-“Very well, sir. I--I’m sorry, sir.”
-
-Murray O’Neil was known to most of the passengers, for his name had
-gone up and down the coast, and there were few places from San
-Francisco to Nome where his word did not carry weight. As he went
-among his fellow-travelers now, smiling, self-contained, unruffled,
-his presence had its effect. Women ceased their shrilling, men
-stopped their senseless questions and listened to his directions
-with some comprehension. In a short time the passengers were
-marshaled upon the upper deck where the life-boats hung between
-their davits. Each little craft was in charge of its allotted crew,
-the electric lights continued to burn brightly, and the panic
-gradually wore itself out. Meanwhile the ship was running a
-desperate race with the sea, striving with every ounce of steam in
-her boilers to find a safe berth for her multilated body before the
-inrush of waters drowned her fires. That the race was close even the
-dullest understood, for the _Nebraska_ was settling forward, and
-plowed into the night head down, like a thing maddened with pain.
-She was becoming unmanageable, too, and O’Neil thought with pity of
-that little iron-hearted skipper on the bridge who was fighting her
-furiously. There was little confusion, little talking upon the upper
-deck now; only a child whimpered or a woman sobbed hysterically. But
-down forward among the steerage passengers the case was different.
-These were mainly Montenegrins, Polacks, or Slavs bound for the
-construction camps to the westward, and they surged from side to
-side like cattle, requiring Tomlinson’s best efforts to keep them
-from rushing aft.
-
-O’Neil had employed thousands of such men; in fact, many of these
-very fellows had cashed his timechecks and knew him by sight. He
-went forward among them, and his appearance proved instantly
-reassuring. He found his two hostlers, and with their aid he soon
-reduced the mob to comparative order.
-
-But in spite of his confident bearing he felt a great uneasiness.
-The _Nebraska_ seemed upon the point of diving; he judged she must
-be settling very fast, and wondered that the forward tilt did not
-lift her propeller out of the water. Fortunately, however, the
-surface of the sound was like a polished floor and there were no
-swells to submerge her.
-
-Over-side to starboard he could see the dim black outlines of
-mountains slipping past, but where lay Halibut Bay or what distance
-remained to be covered he could but vaguely guess.
-
-In these circumstances the wait became almost unbearable. The race
-seemed hours long, the miles stretched into leagues, and with every
-moment of suspense the ship sank lower. The end came unexpectedly.
-There was a sudden startled outcry as the _Nebraska_ struck for a
-second time that night. She rose slightly, rolled and bumped, grated
-briefly, then came to rest.
-
-Captain Brennan shouted from the bridge:
-
-“Fill your life-boats, Mr. James, and lower away carefully.”
-
-A cheer rose from the huddled passengers.
-
-The boiler-room was still dry, it seemed, for the incandescent
-lights burned without a flicker, even after the grimy oilers and
-stokers had come pouring up on deck.
-
-O’Neil climbed to the bridge. “Is this Halibut Bay?” he asked
-Captain Johnny.
-
-“It is. But we’re piled up on the reef outside. She may hold fast--I
-hope so, for there’s deep water astern, and if she slips off she’ll
-go down.”
-
-“I’d like to save my horses,” said the younger man, wistfully.
-Through all the strain of the past half-hour or more his uppermost
-thought had been for them. But Brennan had no sympathy for such
-sentiments.
-
-“Hell’s bells!” he exclaimed. “Don’t talk of horses while we’ve got
-women and children aboard.” He hastened away to assist in
-transferring his passengers.
-
-Instead of following, O’Neil turned and went below. He found that
-the water was knee-deep on the port side of the deck where his
-animals were quartered, which showed that the ship had listed
-heavily. He judged that she must be much deeper by the head than he
-had imagined, and that her nose was crushed in among the rocks.
-Until she settled at the stern, therefore, the case was not quite
-hopeless.
-
-His appearance, the sound of his voice, were the signals for a
-chorus of eager whinnies and a great stamping of hoofs. Heads were
-thrust toward him from the stalls, alert ears were pricked forward,
-satin muzzles rubbed against him as he calmed their terror. This
-blind trust made the man’s throat tighten achingly. He loved animals
-as he loved children, and above all he cared for horses. He
-understood them, he spoke their language as nearly as any human can
-be said to do so. Quivering muscles relaxed beneath his soothing
-palm; he called them by name and they answered with gently twitching
-lips against his cheek. Some of them even began to eat and switch
-their tails contentedly.
-
-He cursed aloud and made his way down the sloping deck to the square
-iron door, or port, through which he had loaded them. But he found
-that it was jammed, or held fast by the pressure outside, and after
-a few moments’ work in water above his knees he climbed to the
-starboard side. Here the entrance was obstructed by a huge pile of
-baled hay and grain in sacks. It would be no easy task to clear it
-away, and he fell to work with desperate energy, for the ship was
-slowly changing her level. Her stern, which had been riding high,
-was filling; the sea stole in upon him silently. It crept up toward
-him until the horses, stabled on the lower side, were belly-deep in
-it. Their distress communicated itself to the others. O’Neil knew
-that his position might prove perilous if the hulk should slip
-backward off the reef, yet he continued to toil, hurling heavy sacks
-behind him, bundling awkward bales out of the way, until his hands
-were bleeding and his muscles ached. He was perspiring furiously;
-the commotion around him was horrible. Then abruptly the lights went
-out, leaving him in utter blackness; the last fading yellow gleam
-was photographed briefly upon his retina.
-
-Tears mingled with the sweat that drained down his cheeks as he felt
-his way slowly out of the place, splashing, stumbling, groping
-uncertainly. A horse screamed in a loud, horribly human note, and he
-shuddered. He was sobbing curses as he emerged into the cool open
-air on the forward deck.
-
-His eyes were accustomed to the darkness now, and he could see
-something of his surroundings. He noted numerous lights out on the
-placid bosom of the bay, evidently lanterns on the life-boats, and
-he heard distant voices. He swept the moisture from his face; then
-with a start he realized his situation. He listened intently; his
-eyes roved back along the boatdeck; there was no doubt about it--the
-ship was deserted. Stepping to the rail, he observed how low the
-_Nebraska_ lay and also that her bow was higher than her stern. From
-somewhere beneath his feet came a muffled grinding and a movement
-which told him that the ship was seeking a more comfortable berth.
-He recalled stories of explosions and of the boiling eddies which
-sometimes accompany sinking hulls. Turning, he scrambled up to the
-cabin-deck and ran swiftly toward his stateroom.
-
- II
-
-O’Neil felt for the little bracket-lamp on the wall of his stateroom
-and lit it. By its light he dragged a life-preserver from the rack
-overhead and slipped the tapes about his shoulders, reflecting that
-Alaskan waters are disagreeably cold. Then he opened his
-traveling-bags and dumped their contents upon the white counterpane
-of his berth, selecting out of the confusion certain documents and
-trinkets. The latter he thrust into his pockets as he found them,
-the former he wrapped in handkerchiefs before stowing them away. The
-ship had listed now so that it was difficult to maintain a footing;
-the lamp hung at a grotesque angle and certain articles had become
-dislodged from their resting places. From outside came the gentle
-lapping of waters, a gurgling and hissing as of air escaping through
-the decks. He could feel the ship strain. He acknowledged that it
-was not pleasant thus to be left alone on a sinking hulk,
-particularly on an ink-black night--
-
-All at once he whirled and faced the door with an exclamation of
-astonishment, for a voice had addressed him.
-
-There, clinging to the casing, stood a woman--a girl--evidently
-drawn out of the darkness by the light which streamed down across
-the sloping deck from his stateroom. Plainly she had but just
-awakened, for she was clothed in a silken nightrobe. She had flung a
-quilted dressing-gown of some sort over her shoulders and with one
-bare arm and hand strove to hold it in place. He saw that her pink
-feet were thrust into soft, heelless slippers--that her hair, black
-in this light, cascaded down to her waist, and that her eyes, which
-were very dark and very large, were fixed upon him with a stare like
-that of a sleep-walker.
-
-“It is so dark--so strange--so still!” she murmured. “What has
-happened?”
-
-“God! Didn’t they waken you?” he cried in sharp surprise.
-
-“Is the ship--sinking?” Her odd bewilderment of voice and gaze
-puzzled him.
-
-He nodded. “We struck a rock. The passengers have been taken off.
-We’re the only ones left. In Heaven’s name where have you been?”
-
-“I was asleep.”
-
-He shook his head in astonishment. “How you failed to hear that
-hubbub--”
-
-“I heard something, but I was ill. My head--I took something to ease
-the pain.”
-
-“Ah! Medicine! It hasn’t worn off yet, I see! You shouldn’t have
-taken it. Drugs are nothing but poison to young people. Now at my
-age there might be some excuse for resorting to them, but you--” He
-was talking to cover the panic of his thoughts, for his own
-predicament had been serious enough, and her presence rendered it
-doubly embarrassing. What in the world to do with her he scarcely
-knew. His lips were smiling, but his eyes were grave as they roved
-over the cabin and out into the blackness of the night.
-
-“Are we going to drown?” she asked, dully.
-
-“Nonsense!” He laughed in apparent amusement, showing his large
-strong teeth.
-
-She came closer, glancing behind her and shrinking from the oily
-waters which could be seen over the rail and which had stolen up
-nearly to the sill of the door. She steadied herself by laying hold
-of him uncertainly. Involuntarily he turned his eyes away, for he
-felt shame at profaning her with his gaze. She was very soft and
-white, a fragile thing utterly unfit to cope with the night air and
-the freezing waters of Halibut Bay.
-
-“I’m wretchedly afraid!” she whispered through white lips.
-
-“None of that,” he said, brusquely. “I’ll see that nothing happens
-to you.” He slipped out of his life-preserver and adjusted it over
-her shoulders, first drawing her arms through the sleeves of her
-dressing-gown and knotting the cord snugly around her waist.
-
-“Just as a matter of precaution!” he assured her.
-
-“We may get wet. Can you swim?”
-
-She shook her head.
-
-“Never mind; I can.” He found another life-belt, fitted it to his
-own form, and led her out upon the deck. The scuppers were awash now
-and she gasped as the sea licked her bare feet. “Cold, isn’t it?” he
-remarked. “But there’s no time to dress, and it’s just as well,
-perhaps, for heavy clothes would only hamper you.”
-
-She strove to avoid the icy waters and finally paused, moaning: “I
-can’t! I can’t go on!”
-
-Slipping his arm about her, he bore her to the door of the main
-cabin and entered. He could feel her warm, soft body quivering
-against his own. She had clasped his neck so tightly that he could
-scarcely breathe, but, lowering her until her feet were on the dry
-carpet, he gently loosed her arms.
-
-“Now, my dear child,” he told her, “you must do exactly as I tell
-you. Come! Calm yourself or I won’t take you any farther.” He held
-her off by her shoulders. “I may have to swim with you; you mustn’t
-cling to me so!”
-
-He heard her gasp and felt her draw away abruptly. Then he led her
-by the hand out upon the starboard deck, and together they made
-their way forward to the neighborhood of the bridge.
-
-The lights he had seen upon coming from the forward hold were still
-in view and he hailed them at the top of his voice. But other voices
-were calling through the night, some of them comparatively close at
-hand, others answering faintly from far in-shore. The boats first
-launched were evidently landing, and those in charge of them were
-shouting directions to the ones behind. Some women had started
-singing and the chorus floated out to the man and the girl:
-
- Pull for the shore, sailor,
- Pull for the shore.
-
-It helped to drown their cries for assistance.
-
-O’Neil judged that the ship was at least a quarter of a mile from
-the beach, and his heart sank, for he doubted that either he or his
-companion could last long in these waters. It occurred to him that
-Brennan might be close by, waiting for the _Nebraska_ to sink--it
-would be unlike the little captain to forsake his trust until the
-last possible moment--but he reasoned that the cargo of lives in the
-skipper’s boat would induce him to stand well off to avoid accident.
-He called lustily time after time, but no answer came.
-
-Meanwhile the girl stood quietly beside him.
-
-“Can’t we make a raft?” she suggested, timidly, when he ceased to
-shout. “I’ve read of such things.”
-
-“There’s no time,” he told her. “Are you very cold?”
-
-She nodded. “Please forgive me for acting so badly just now. It was
-all so sudden and--so awful! I think I can behave better. Oh! What
-was that?” She clutched him nervously, for from the forward end of
-the ship had come a muffled scream, like that of a woman.
-
-“It’s my poor horses,” said the man, and she looked at him
-curiously, prompted by the catch in his throat.
-
-There followed a wait which seemed long, but was in reality of but a
-few minutes, for the ship was sliding backward and the sea was
-creeping upward faster and faster. At last they heard a shuddering
-sigh as she parted from the rocks and the air rushed up through the
-deck openings with greater force. The _Nebraska_ swung sluggishly
-with the tide; then, when her upper structure had settled flush with
-the sea, Murray O’Neil took the woman in his arms and leaped clear
-of the rail.
-
-The first gasping moment of immersion was fairly paralyzing; after
-that the reaction came, and the two began to struggle away from the
-sinking ship. But the effect of the reaction soon wore off. The
-water was cruelly cold and their bodies ached in every nerve and
-fiber. O’Neil did his best to encourage his companion. He talked to
-her through his chattering teeth, and once she had recovered from
-the mental shock of the first fearful plunge she responded pluckily.
-He knew that his own heart was normal and strong, but he feared that
-the girl’s might not be equal to the strain. Had he been alone, he
-felt sure that he could have gained the shore, but with her upon his
-hands he was able to make but little headway. The expanse of waters
-seemed immense; it fairly crushed hope out of him. The lights upon
-the shore were as distant as fixed stars. This was a country of
-heavy tides, he reflected, and he began to fear that the current was
-sweeping them out. He turned to look for the ship, but could see no
-traces of her, and since it was inconceivable that the _Nebraska_
-could have sunk so quietly, her disappearance confirmed his fears.
-More than once he fancied he heard an answer to his cries for
-help--the rattle of rowlocks or the splash of oars--but his ears
-proved unreliable.
-
-After a time the girl began to moan with pain and terror, but as
-numbness gradually robbed her of sensation she became quiet. A
-little later her grip upon his clothing relaxed and he saw that she
-was collapsing. He drew her to him and held her so that her face lay
-upturned and her hair floated about his shoulders. In this position
-she could not drown, at least while his strength lasted. But he was
-rapidly losing control of himself; his teeth were clicking loosely,
-his muscles shook and twitched. It required a great effort to shout,
-and he thought that his voice did not carry so far as at first.
-Therefore he fell silent, paddling with his free arm and kicking, to
-keep his blood stirring.
-
-Several times he gave up and floated quietly, but courage was
-ingrained in him; deep down beneath his consciousness was a
-vitality, an inherited stubborn resistance to death, of which he
-knew nothing. It was that unidentified quality of mind which
-supports one man through a great sickness or a long period of
-privation, while another of more robust physique succumbs. It was
-the same quality which brings one man out from desert wastes, or the
-white silence of the polar ice, while the bodies of his fellows
-remain to mark the trail. This innate power of supreme resistance is
-found in chosen individuals throughout the animal kingdom, and it
-was due to it alone that Murray O’Neil continued to fight the tide
-long after he had ceased to exert conscious control.
-
-At length there came through the man’s dazed sensibilities a sound
-different from those he had been hearing: it was a human voice,
-mingled with the measured thud of oars in their sockets. It roused
-him like an electric current and gave him strength to cry out
-hoarsely. Some one answered him; then out of the darkness to seaward
-emerged a deeper blot, which loomed up hugely yet proved to be no
-more than a life-boat banked full of people. It came to a stop
-within an oar’s-length of him. From the babble of voices he
-distinguished one that was familiar, and cried the name of Johnny
-Brennan. His brain had cleared now, a great dreamlike sense of
-thanksgiving warmed him, and he felt equal to any effort. He was
-vaguely amazed to find that his limbs refused to obey him.
-
-His own name was being pronounced in shocked tones; the splash from
-an oar filled his face and strangled him, but he managed to lay hold
-of the blade, and was drawn in until outstretched hands seized him.
-
-An oarsman was saying: “Be careful, there! We can’t take him in
-without swamping.”
-
-But Brennan’s voice shouted: “Make room or I’ll bash in your bloody
-skull.”
-
-Another protest arose, and O’Neil saw that the craft was indeed
-loaded to the gunwales.
-
-“Take the girl--quick,” he implored. “I’ll hang on. You can tow me.”
-
-The limp form was removed from his side and dragged over the thwarts
-while a murmur of excited voices went up.
-
-“Can you hold out for a minute, Murray?” asked Brennan.
-
-“Yes--I think so.”
-
-“I’d give you my place, but you’re too big to be taken in without
-danger.”
-
-“Go ahead,” chattered the man in the water. “Look after the girl
-before it’s--too late.”
-
-The captain’s stout hand was in his collar now and he heard him
-crying:
-
-“Pull, you muscle-bound heathens! Everybody sit still! Now away with
-her, men. Keep up your heart, Murray, my boy; remember it takes more
-than water to kill a good Irishman. It’s only a foot or two farther,
-and they’ve started a fire. Serves you right, you big idiot, for
-going overboard, with all those boats. Man dear, but you’re pulling
-the arm out of me; it’s stretched out like a garden hose! Hey! Cover
-up that girl, and you, lady, rub her feet and hands. Good! Move over
-please--so the men can bail.”
-
-The next thing O’Neil knew he was feeling very miserable and very
-cold, notwithstanding the fact that he was wrapped in dry clothing
-and lay so close to a roaring spruce fire that its heat blistered
-him.
-
-Brennan was bending over him with eyes wet. He was swearing, too, in
-a weak, faltering way, calling upon all the saints to witness that
-the prostrate man was the embodiment of every virtue, and that his
-death would be a national calamity. Others were gathered about, men
-and women, and among them O’Neil saw the doctor from Sitka whom he
-had met on shipboard.
-
-As soon as he was able to speak he inquired for the safety of the
-girl he had helped to rescue. Johnny promptly reassured him.
-
-“Man, dear, she’s doing fine. A jigger of brandy brought her to,
-gasping like a blessed mermaid.”
-
-“Was anybody lost?”
-
-“Praise God, not a soul! But it’s lucky I stood by to watch the old
-tub go down, or we’d be mourning two. You’ll be well by morning, for
-there’s a crew for help. And now, my boy, lay yourself down again
-and take a sleep, won’t you? It’ll be doing you a lot of good.”
-
-But O’Neil shook his head and struggled to a sitting posture.
-
-“Thanks, Johnny,” said he, “but I couldn’t. I can hear those horses
-screaming, and besides--I must make new plans.”
-
-
-
-
-III. THE GAY OLD DOG
-
-By Edna Ferber
-
-From “Cheerful--By Request,” copyright, 1918, by F. A. Stokes Co.
-By special permission from the author.
-
-
-Those of you who have dwelt--or even lingered--in Chicago, Illinois
-(this is not a humorous story), are familiar with the region known
-as the Loop. For those others of you to whom Chicago is a transfer
-point between New York and San Francisco there is presented this
-brief explanation:
-
-The Loop is a clamorous, smoke-infested district embraced by the
-iron arms of the elevated tracks. In a city boasting fewer millions,
-it would be known familiarly as downtown. From Congress to Lake
-Street, from Wabash almost to the river, those thunderous tracks
-make a complete circle, or loop. Within it lie the retail shops, the
-commercial hotels, the theaters, the restaurants. It is the Fifth
-Avenue (diluted) and the Broadway (deleted) of Chicago. And he who
-frequents it by night in search of amusement and cheer is known,
-vulgarly, as a Loop-hound.
-
-Jo Hertz was a Loop-hound. On the occasion of those sparse first
-nights granted the metropolis of the Middle West he was always
-present, third row, aisle left. When a new loop café was opened Jo’s
-table always commanded an unobstructed view of anything worth
-viewing. On entering he was wont to say, “Hello, Gus,” with careless
-cordiality to the head waiter, the while his eye roved expertly from
-table to table as he removed his gloves. He ordered things under
-glass, so that his table, at midnight or thereabouts, resembled a
-hot-bed that favors the bell system. The waiters fought for him. He
-was the kind of man who mixes his own salad dressing. He liked to
-call for a bowl, some cracked ice, lemon, garlic, paprika, salt,
-pepper, vinegar, and oil and make a rite of it. People at near-by
-tables would lay down their knives and forks to watch, fascinated.
-The secret of it seemed to lie in using all the oil in sight and
-calling for more.
-
-That was Jo--a plump and lonely bachelor of fifty. A plethoric,
-roving-eyed and kindly man, clutching vainly at the garments of a
-youth that had long slipped past him. Jo Hertz, in one of those
-pinch-waist belted suits and a trench coat and a little green hat,
-walking up Michigan Avenue of a bright winter’s afternoon, trying to
-take the curb with a jaunty youthfulness against which every one of
-his fat-encased muscles rebelled, was a sight for mirth or pity,
-depending on one’s vision.
-
-The gay-dog business was a late phase in the life of Jo Hertz. He
-had been a quite different sort of canine. The staid and harassed
-brother of three unwed and selfish sisters is an under dog. The tale
-of how Jo Hertz came to be a Loop-hound should not be compressed
-within the limits of a short story. It should be told as are the
-photo plays, with frequent throwbacks and many cut-ins. To condense
-twenty-three years of a man’s life into some five or six thousand
-words requires a verbal economy amounting to parsimony.
-
-At twenty-seven Jo had been the dutiful, hardworking son (in the
-wholesale harness business) of a widowed and gummidging mother, who
-called him Joey. If you had looked close you would have seen that
-now and then a double wrinkle would appear between Jo’s eyes--a
-wrinkle that had no business there at twenty-seven. Then Jo’s mother
-died, leaving him handicapped by a death-bed promise, the three
-sisters and a three-story-and-basement house on Calumet Avenue. Jo’s
-wrinkle became a fixture.
-
-Death-bed promises should be broken as lightly as they are seriously
-made. The dead have no right to lay their clammy fingers upon the
-living.
-
-“Joey,” she had said, in her high, thin voice, “take care of the
-girls.”
-
-“I will, Ma,” Jo had choked.
-
-“Joey,” and the voice was weaker, “promise me you won’t marry till
-the girls are all provided for.” Then as Joe had hesitated,
-appalled: “Joey, it’s my dying wish. Promise!”
-
-“I promise, Ma,” he had said.
-
-Whereupon his mother had died, comfortably, leaving him with a
-completely ruined life.
-
-They were not bad-looking girls, and they had a certain style, too.
-That is, Stell and Eva had. Carrie, the middle one, taught school
-over on the West Side. In those days it took her almost two hours
-each way. She said the kind of costume she required should have been
-corrugated steel. But all three knew what was being worn, and they
-wore it--or fairly faithful copies of it. Eva, the housekeeping
-sister, had a needle knack. She could skim the State Street windows
-and come away with a mental photograph of every separate tuck, hem,
-yoke, and ribbon. Heads of departments showed her the things they
-kept in drawers, and she went home and reproduced them with the aid
-of a two-dollar-a-day seamstress. Stell, the youngest, was the
-beauty. They called her Babe. She wasn’t really a beauty, but some
-one had once told her that she looked like Janice Meredith (it was
-when that work of fiction was at the height of popularity). For
-years afterward, whenever she went to parties, she affected a
-single, fat curl over her right shoulder, with a rose stuck through
-it.
-
-Twenty-three years ago one’s sisters did not strain at the household
-leash, nor crave a career. Carrie taught school, and hated it. Eva
-kept house expertly and complainingly. Babe’s profession was being
-the family beauty, and it took all her spare time. Eva always let
-her sleep until ten.
-
-This was Jo’s household, and he was the nominal head of it. But it
-was an empty title. The three women dominated his life. They weren’t
-consciously selfish. If you had called them cruel they would have
-put you down as mad. When you are the lone brother of three sisters,
-it means that you must constantly be calling for, escorting, or
-dropping one of them somewhere. Most men of Jo’s age were standing
-before their mirror of a Saturday night, whistling blithely and
-abstractedly while they discarded a blue polka-dot for a maroon tie,
-whipped off the maroon for a shot-silk in favor of a plain
-black-and-white, because she had once said she preferred quiet ties.
-Jo, when he should have been preening his feathers for conquest, was
-saying:
-
-“Well, my God, I am hurrying! Give a man time, can’t you? I just got
-home. You girls have been laying around the house all day. No wonder
-you’re ready.”
-
-He took a certain pride in seeing his sisters well dressed, at a
-time when he should have been revelling in fancy waistcoats and
-brilliant-hued socks, according to the style of that day, and the
-inalienable right of any unwed male under thirty, in any day. On
-those rare occasions when his business necessitated an out-of-town
-trip, he would spend half a day floundering about the shops
-selecting handkerchiefs, or stockings, or feathers, or fans, or
-gloves for the girls. They always turned out to be the wrong kind,
-judging by their reception.
-
-From Carrie, “What in the world do I want of a fan!”
-
-“I thought you didn’t have one,” Jo would say.
-
-“I haven’t. I never go to dances.”
-
-Joe would pass a futile hand over the top of his head, as was his
-way when disturbed. “I just thought you’d like one. I thought every
-girl liked a fan. Just,” feebly, “just to--to have.”
-
-“Oh, for pity’s sake!”
-
-And from Eva or Babe, “I’ve got silk stockings, Jo.” Or, “You
-brought me handkerchiefs the last time.”
-
-There was something selfish in his giving, as there always is in any
-gift freely and joyfully made. They never suspected the exquisite
-pleasure it gave him to select these things; these fine, soft,
-silken things. There were many things about this slow-going, amiable
-brother of theirs that they never suspected. If you had told them he
-was a dreamer of dreams, for example, they would have been amused.
-Sometimes, dead-tired by nine o’clock, after a hard day downtown, he
-would doze over the evening paper. At intervals he would wake,
-red-eyed, to a snatch of conversation such as, “Yes, but if you get
-a blue you can wear it anywhere. It’s dressy, and at the same time
-it’s quiet, too.” Eva, the expert, wrestling with Carrie over the
-problem of the new spring dress. They never guessed that the
-commonplace man in the frayed old smoking-jacket had banished them
-all from the room long ago; had banished himself, for that matter.
-In his place was a tall, debonair, and rather dangerously handsome
-man to whom six o’clock spelled evening clothes. The kind of man who
-can lean up against a mantel, or propose a toast, or give an order
-to a man-servant, or whisper a gallant speech in a lady’s ear with
-equal ease. The shabby old house on Calumet Avenue was transformed
-into a brocaded and chandeliered rendezvous for the brilliance of
-the city. Beauty was here, and wit. But none so beautiful and witty
-as She. Mrs.--er--Jo Hertz. There was wine, of course; but no
-regular display. There was music; the soft sheen of satin; laughter.
-And he the gracious, tactful host, king of his own domain--
-
-“Jo, for heaven’s sake, if you’re going to snore go to bed!”
-
-“Why--did I fall asleep?”
-
-“You haven’t been doing anything else all evening. A person would
-think you were fifty instead of thirty.”
-
-And Jo Hertz was again just the dull, gray, commonplace brother of
-three well-meaning sisters.
-
-Babe used to say petulantly, “Jo, why don’t you ever bring home any
-of your men friends? A girl might as well not have any brother, all
-the good you do.”
-
-Jo, conscience-stricken, did his best to make amends. But a man who
-has been petticoat-ridden for years loses the knack, somehow, of
-comradeship with men. He acquires, too, a knowledge of women, and a
-distaste for them, equalled only, perhaps, by that of an
-elevator-starter in a department store.
-
-Which brings us to one Sunday in May. Jo came home from a late
-Sunday afternoon walk to find company for supper. Carrie often had
-in one of her school-teacher friends, or Babe one of her frivolous
-intimates, or even Eva a staid guest of the old-girl type. There was
-always a Sunday night supper of potato salad, and cold meat, and
-coffee, and perhaps a fresh cake. Jo rather enjoyed it, being a
-hospitable soul. But he regarded the guests with the undazzled eyes
-of a man to whom they were just so many petticoats, timid of the
-night streets and requiring escort home. If you had suggested to him
-that some of his sisters’ popularity was due to his own presence, or
-if you had hinted that the more kittenish of these visitors were
-probably making eyes at him, he would have stared in amazement and
-unbelief.
-
-This Sunday night it turned out to be one of Carrie’s friends.
-
-“Emily,” said Carrie, “this is my brother, Jo.”
-
-Jo had learned what to expect in Carrie’s friends. Drab-looking
-women in the late thirties, whose facial lines all slanted downward.
-
-“Happy to meet you,” said Jo, and looked down at a different sort
-altogether. A most surprisingly different sort, for one of Carrie’s
-friends. This Emily person was very small, and fluffy, and
-blue-eyed, and sort of--well, crinkly looking. You know. The corners
-of her mouth when she smiled, and her eyes when she looked up at
-you, and her hair, which was brown, but had the miraculous effect,
-somehow, of being golden.
-
-Jo shook hands with her. Her hand was incredibly small, and soft, so
-that you were afraid of crushing it, until you discovered she had a
-firm little grip all her own. It surprised and amused you, that
-grip, as does a baby’s unexpected clutch on your patronizing
-forefinger. As Jo felt it in his own big clasp, the strangest thing
-happened to him. Something inside Jo Hertz stopped working for a
-moment, then lurched sickenly, then thumped like mad. It was his
-heart. He stood staring down at her, and she up at him, until the
-others laughed. Then their hands fell apart, lingeringly.
-
-“Are you a school-teacher, Emily?” he said.
-
-“Kindergarten. It’s my first year. And don’t call me Emily, please.”
-
-“Why not? It’s your name. I think it’s the prettiest name in all the
-world.” Which he hadn’t meant to say at all. In fact, he was
-perfectly aghast to find himself saying it. But he meant it.
-
-At supper he passed her things, and stared, until everybody laughed
-again, and Eva said acidly, “Why don’t you feed her?”
-
-It wasn’t that Emily had an air of helplessness. She just made you
-feel you wanted her to be helpless, so that you could help her.
-
-Jo took her home, and from that Sunday night he began to strain at
-the leash. He took his sisters out, dutifully, but he would suggest,
-with a carelessness that deceived no one, “Don’t you want one of
-your girl friends to come along? That little What’s-her-name--Emily,
-or something. So long’s I’ve got three of you, I might as well have
-a full squad.”
-
-For a long time he didn’t know what was the matter with him. He only
-knew he was miserable, and yet happy. Sometimes his heart seemed to
-ache with an actual physical ache. He realized that he wanted to do
-things for Emily. He wanted to buy things for Emily--useless,
-pretty, expensive things that he couldn’t afford. He wanted to buy
-everything that Emily needed, and everything that Emily desired. He
-wanted to marry Emily. That was it. He discovered that one day, with
-a shock, in the midst of a transaction in the harness business. He
-stared at the man with whom he was dealing until that startled
-person grew uncomfortable.
-
-“What’s the matter, Hertz?”
-
-“Matter?”
-
-“You look as if you’d seen a ghost or found a gold mine. I don’t
-know which.”
-
-“Gold mine,” said Jo. And then, “No. Ghost.”
-
-For he remembered that high, thin voice, and his promise. And the
-harness business was slithering downhill with dreadful rapidity, as
-the automobile business began its amazing climb. Jo tried to stop
-it. But he was not that kind of business man. It never occurred to
-him to jump out of the down-going vehicle and catch the up-going
-one. He stayed on, vainly applying brakes that refused to work.
-
-“You know, Emily, I couldn’t support two households now. Not the way
-things are. But if you’ll wait. If you’ll only wait. The girls
-might--that is, Babe and Carrie--”
-
-She was a sensible little thing, Emily. “Of course I’ll wait. But we
-mustn’t just sit back and let the years go by. We’ve got to help.”
-
-She went about it as if she were already a little match-making
-matron. She corralled all the men she had ever known and introduced
-them to Babe, Carrie, and Eva separately, in pairs, and en masse.
-She arranged parties at which Babe could display the curl. She got
-up picnics. She stayed home while Jo took the three about. When she
-was present she tried to look as plain and obscure as possible, so
-that the sisters should show up to advantage. She schemed, and
-planned, and contrived, and hoped; and smiled into Jo’s despairing
-eyes.
-
-And three years went by. Three precious years. Carrie taught school,
-and hated it. Eva kept house, more and more complainingly as prices
-advanced and allowances retreated. Stell was still Babe, the family
-beauty; but even she knew that the time was past for curls. Emily’s
-hair, somehow, lost its glint and began to look just plain brown.
-Her crinkliness began to iron out.
-
-“Now, look here!” Jo argued, desperately, one night. “We could be
-happy, anyway. There’s plenty of room at the house. Lots of people
-begin that way. Of course, I couldn’t give you all I’d like to, at
-first. But maybe, after a while--”
-
-No dreams of salons, and brocade, and velvet-footed servitors, and
-satin damask now. Just two rooms, all their own, all alone, and
-Emily to work for. That was his dream. But it seemed less possible
-than that other absurd one had been.
-
-You know that Emily was as practical a little thing as she looked
-fluffy. She knew women. Especially did she know Eva, and Carrie, and
-Babe. She tried to imagine herself taking the household affairs and
-the housekeeping pocketbook out of Eva’s expert hands. Eva had once
-displayed to her a sheaf of aigrettes she had bought with what she
-saved out of the housekeeping money. So then she tried to picture
-herself allowing the reins of Jo’s house to remain in Eva’s hands.
-And everything feminine and normal in her rebelled. Emily knew she’d
-want to put away her own freshly laundered linen, and smooth it, and
-pat it. She was that kind of woman. She knew she’d want to do her
-own delightful haggling with butcher and vegetable pedlar. She knew
-she’d want to muss Jo’s hair, and sit on his knee, and even quarrel
-with him, if necessary, without the awareness of three ever-present
-pairs of maiden eyes and ears.
-
-“No! No! We’d only be miserable. I know. Even if they didn’t object.
-And they would, Jo. Wouldn’t they?”
-
-His silence was miserable assent. Then, “But you do love me, don’t
-you, Emily?”
-
-“I do, Jo. I love you--and love you--and love you. But, Jo,
-I--can’t.”
-
-“I know it, dear. I knew it all the time, really. I just thought
-maybe, somehow--”
-
-The two sat staring for a moment into space, their hands clasped.
-Then they both shut their eyes, with a little shudder, as though
-what they saw was terrible to look upon. Emily’s hand, the tiny hand
-that was so unexpectedly firm, tightened its hold on him, and his
-crushed the absurd fingers until she winced with pain.
-
-That was the beginning of the end, and they knew it.
-
-Emily wasn’t the kind of girl who would be left to pine. There are
-too many Jo’s in the world whose hearts are prone to lurch and then
-thump at the feel of a soft, fluttering, incredibly small hand in
-their grip. One year later Emily was married to a young man whose
-father owned a large, pie-shaped slice of the prosperous state of
-Michigan.
-
-That being safely accomplished, there was something grimly humorous
-in the trend taken by affairs in the old house on Calumet. For Eva
-married. Of all people, Eva! Married well, too, though he was a
-great deal older than she. She went off in a hat she had copied from
-a French model at Field’s, and a suit she had contrived with a home
-dressmaker, aided by pressing on the part of the little tailor in
-the basement over on Thirty-first Street. It was the last of that,
-though. The next time they saw her, she had on a hat that even she
-would have despaired of copying, and a suit that sort of melted into
-your gaze. She moved to the North Side (trust Eva for that), and
-Babe assumed the management of the household on Calumet Avenue. It
-was rather a pinched little household now, for the harness business
-shrank and shrank.
-
-“I don’t see how you can expect me to keep house decently on this!”
-Babe would say contemptuously. Babe’s nose, always a little inclined
-to sharpness, had whittled down to a point of late. “If you knew
-what Ben gives Eva.”
-
-“It’s the best I can do, Sis. Business is something rotten.”
-
-“Ben says if you had the least bit of--” Ben was Eva’s husband, and
-quotable, as are all successful men.
-
-“I don’t care what Ben says,” shouted Jo, goaded into rage. “I’m
-sick of your everlasting Ben. Go and get a Ben of your own, why
-don’t you, if you’re so stuck on the way he does things.”
-
-And Babe did. She made a last desperate drive, aided by Eva, and she
-captured a rather surprised young man in the brokerage way, who had
-made up his mind not to marry for years and years. Eva wanted to
-give her her wedding things, but at that Jo broke into sudden
-rebellion.
-
-“No, sir! No Ben is going to buy my sister’s wedding clothes,
-understand? I guess I’m not broke--yet. I’ll furnish the money for
-her things, and there’ll be enough of them, too.”
-
-Babe had as useless a trousseau, and as filled with extravagant
-pink-and-blue and lacy and frilly things as any daughter of doting
-parents. Jo seemed to find a grim pleasure in providing them. But it
-left him pretty well pinched. After Babe’s marriage (she insisted
-that they call her Estelle now) Jo sold the house on Calumet. He and
-Carrie took one of those little flats that were springing up,
-seemingly over night, all through Chicago’s South Side.
-
-There was nothing domestic about Carrie. She had given up teaching
-two years before, and had gone into Social Service work on the West
-Side. She had what is known as a legal mind--hard, clear,
-orderly--and she made a great success of it. Her dream was to live
-at the Settlement House and give all her time to the work. Upon the
-little household she bestowed a certain amount of grim, capable
-attention. It was the same kind of attention she would have given a
-piece of machinery whose oiling and running had been entrusted to
-her care. She hated it, and didn’t hesitate to say so.
-
-Jo took to prowling about department store basements, and household
-goods sections. He was always sending home a bargain in a ham, or a
-sack of potatoes, or fifty pounds of sugar, or a window clamp, or a
-new kind of paring knife. He was forever doing odd little jobs that
-the janitor should have done. It was the domestic in him claiming
-its own.
-
-Then, one night, Carrie came home with a dull glow in her leathery
-cheeks, and her eyes alight with resolve. They had what she called a
-plain talk.
-
-“Listen, Jo. They’ve offered me the job of first assistant resident
-worker. And I’m going to take it. Take it! I know fifty other girls
-who’d give their ears for it. I go in next month.”
-
-They were at dinner. Jo looked up from his plate, dully. Then he
-glanced around the little dining-room, with its ugly tan walls and
-its heavy, dark furniture (the Calumet Avenue pieces fitted
-cumbersomely into the five-room flat).
-
-“Away? Away from here, you mean--to live?”
-
-Carrie laid down her fork. “Well, really, Jo! After all that
-explanation.”
-
-“But to go over there to live! Why, that neighborhood’s full of
-dirt, and disease, and crime, and the Lord knows what all. I can’t
-let you do that, Carrie.”
-
-Carrie’s chin came up. She laughed a short little laugh. “Let me!
-That’s eighteenth-century talk, Jo. My life’s my own to live. I’m
-going.”
-
-And she went.
-
-Jo stayed on in the apartment until the lease was up. Then he sold
-what furniture he could, stored or gave away the rest, and took a
-room on Michigan Avenue in one of the old stone mansions whose
-decayed splendor was being put to such purpose.
-
-Jo Hertz was his own master. Free to marry. Free to come and go. And
-he found he didn’t even think of marrying. He didn’t want to come or
-go, particularly. A rather frumpy old bachelor, with thinning hair
-and a thickening neck. Much has been written about the unwed,
-middle-aged woman; her fussiness, her primness, her angularity of
-mind and body. In the male that same fussiness develops, and a
-certain primness, too. But he grows flabby where she grows lean.
-
-Every Thursday evening he took dinner at Eva’s, and on Sunday noon
-at Stell’s. He tucked his napkin under his chin and openly enjoyed
-the homemade soup and the well-cooked meats. After dinner he tried
-to talk business with Eva’s husband, or Stell’s. His business talks
-were the old-fashioned kind, beginning:
-
-“Well, now, looka here. Take, f’rinstance your raw hides and
-leathers.”
-
-But Ben and George didn’t want to “take, f’rinstance, your raw hides
-and leathers.” They wanted, when they took anything at all, to take
-golf, or politics or stocks. They were the modern type of business
-man who prefers to leave his work out of his play. Business, with
-them, was a profession--a finely graded and balanced thing,
-differing from Jo’s clumsy, downhill style as completely as does the
-method of a great criminal detective differ from that of a village
-constable. They would listen, restively, and say, “Uh-uh,” at
-intervals, and at the first chance they would sort of fade out of
-the room, with a meaning glance at their wives. Eva had two children
-now. Girls. They treated Uncle Jo with good-natured tolerance. Stell
-had no children. Uncle Jo degenerated, by almost imperceptible
-degrees, from the position of honored guest, who is served with
-white meat, to that of one who is content with a leg and one of
-those obscure and bony sections which, after much turning with a
-bewildered and investigating knife and fork, leave one baffled and
-unsatisfied.
-
-Eva and Stell got together and decided that Jo ought to marry.
-
-“It isn’t natural,” Eva told him. “I never saw a man who took so
-little interest in women.”
-
-“Me!” protested Jo, almost shyly. “Women!”
-
-“Yes. Of course. You act like a frightened schoolboy.”
-
-So they had in for dinner certain friends and acquaintances of
-fitting age. They spoke of them as “splendid girls.” Between
-thirty-six and forty. They talked awfully well, in a firm, clear
-way, about civics, and classes, and politics, and economics, and
-boards. They rather terrified Jo. He didn’t understand much that
-they talked about, and he felt humbly inferior, and yet a little
-resentful, as if something had passed him by. He escorted them home,
-dutifully, though they told him not to bother, and they evidently
-meant it. They seemed capable, not only of going home quite
-unattended, but of delivering a pointed lecture to any highwayman or
-brawler who might molest them.
-
-The following Thursday Eva would say, “How did you like her, Joe?”
-
-“Like who?” Jo would spar feebly.
-
-“Miss Matthews.”
-
-“Who’s she?”
-
-“Now, don’t be funny, Jo. You know very well I mean the girl who was
-here for dinner. The one who talked so well on the emigration
-question.”
-
-“Oh, her! Why, I liked her all right. Seems to be a smart woman.”
-
-“Smart! She’s a perfectly splendid girl.”
-
-“Sure,” Jo would agree cheerfully.
-
-“But didn’t you like her?”
-
-“I can’t say I did, Eve. And I can’t say I didn’t. She made me think
-a lot of a teacher I had in the fifth reader. Name of Himes. As I
-recall her, she must have been a fine woman. But I never thought of
-her as a woman at all. She was just Teacher.”
-
-“You make me tired,” snapped Eva impatiently. “A man of your age.
-You don’t expect to marry a girl, do you? A child!”
-
-“I don’t expect to marry anybody,” Jo had answered.
-
-And that was the truth, lonely though he often was.
-
-The following spring Eva moved to Winnetka. Any one who got the
-meaning of the Loop knows the significance of a move to a
-north-shore suburb, and a house. Eva’s daughter, Ethel, was growing
-up, and her mother had an eye on society.
-
-That did away with Jo’s Thursday dinner. Then Stell’s husband bought
-a car. They went out into the country every Sunday. Stell said it
-was getting so that maids objected to Sunday dinners, anyway.
-Besides, they were unhealthy, old-fashioned things. They always
-meant to ask Jo to come along, but by the time their friends were
-placed, and the lunch, and the boxes, and sweaters, and George’s
-camera, and everything, there seemed to be no room for a man of Jo’s
-bulk. So that eliminated the Sunday dinners.
-
-“Just drop in any time during the week,” Stell said, “for dinner.
-Except Wednesday--that’s our bridge night--and Saturday. And, of
-course, Thursday. Cook is out that night. Don’t wait for me to
-’phone.”
-
-And so Jo drifted into that sad-eyed, dyspeptic family made up of
-those you see dining in second-rate restaurants, their paper propped
-up against the bowl of oyster crackers, munching solemnly and with
-indifference to the stare of the passer-by surveying them through
-the brazen plate-glass window.
-
-And then came the War. The war that spelled death and destruction to
-millions. The war that brought a fortune to Jo Hertz, and
-transformed him, over night, from a baggy-kneed old bachelor, whose
-business was a failure, to a prosperous manufacturer whose only
-trouble was the shortage in hides for the making of his
-product--leather! The armies of Europe called for it. Harnesses!
-More harnesses! Straps! Millions of straps. More! More!
-
-The musty old harness business over on Lake Street was magically
-changed from a dust-covered, dead-alive concern to an orderly hive
-that hummed and glittered with success. Orders poured in. Jo Hertz
-had inside information on the War. He knew about troops and horses.
-He walked with French and English and Italian buyers--noblemen, many
-of them--commissioned by their countries to get American-made
-supplies. And now, when he said to Ben or George, “Take f’rinstance
-your raw hides and leathers,” they listened with respectful
-attention.
-
-And then began the gay-dog business in the life of Jo Hertz. He
-developed into a Loop-hound, ever keen on the scent of fresh
-pleasure. That side of Jo Hertz which had been repressed and crushed
-and ignored began to bloom, unhealthily. At first he spent money on
-his rather contemptuous nieces. He sent them gorgeous fans, and
-watch bracelets, and velvet bags. He took two expensive rooms at a
-downtown hotel, and there was something more tear-compelling than
-grotesque about the way he gloated over the luxury of a separate
-ice-water tap in the bathroom. He explained it.
-
-“Just turn it on. Ice-water! Any hour of the day or night.”
-
-He bought a car. Naturally. A glittering affair; in color a bright
-blue, with pale-blue leather straps and a great deal of gold
-fittings, and wire wheels. Eva said it was the kind of thing a
-soubrette would use, rather than an elderly business man. You saw
-him, too, in the Pompeian room at the Congress Hotel of a Saturday
-afternoon when doubtful and roving-eyed matrons in kolinsky capes
-are wont to congregate to sip pale amber drinks. Actors grew to
-recognize the semi-bald head and the shining, round, good-natured
-face looming out at them from the dim well of the parquet, and
-sometimes, in a musical show, they directed a quip at him, and he
-liked it. He could pick out the critics as they came down the aisle,
-and even had a nodding acquaintance with two of them.
-
-“Kelly, of the ‘Herald,’” he would say carelessly. “Bean, of the
-‘Trib.’ They’re all afraid of him.”
-
-So he frolicked, ponderously. In New York he might have been called
-a Man About Town.
-
-And he was lonesome. He was very lonesome. So he searched about in
-his mind and brought from the dim past the memory of the luxuriously
-furnished establishment of which he used to dream in the evenings
-when he dozed over his paper in the old house on Calumet. So he
-rented an apartment, many-roomed and expensive, with a man-servant
-in charge, and furnished it in styles and periods ranging through
-all the Louises. The living-room was mostly rose color. It was like
-an unhealthy and bloated boudoir. And yet there was nothing
-sybaritic or uncleanly in the sight of this paunchy, middle-aged man
-sinking into the rosy-cushioned luxury of his ridiculous home. It
-was a frank and naïve indulgence of long-starved senses, and there
-was in it a great resemblance to the rolling-eyed ecstasy of a
-schoolboy smacking his lips over an all-day sucker.
-
-The War went on, and on, and on. And the money continued to roll
-in--a flood of it. Then, one afternoon, Eva, in town on shopping
-bent, entered a small, exclusive, and expensive shop on Michigan
-Avenue. Exclusive, that is, in price. Eva’s weakness, you may
-remember, was hats. She was seeking a hat now. She described what
-she sought with a languid conciseness, and stood looking about her
-after the saleswoman had vanished in quest of it. The room was
-becomingly rose-illumined and somewhat dim, so that some minutes had
-passed before she realized that a man seated on a raspberry brocade
-settee not five feet away--a man with a walking stick, and yellow
-gloves, and tan spats, and a check suit--was her brother Jo. From
-him Eva’s wild-eyed glance leaped to the woman who was trying on
-hats before one of the many long mirrors. She was seated, and a
-saleswoman was exclaiming discreetly at her elbow.
-
-Eva turned sharply and encountered her own saleswoman returning,
-hat-laden. “Not to-day,” she gasped. “I’m feeling ill. Suddenly.”
-And almost ran from the room.
-
-That evening she told Stell, relating her news in that telephone
-pidgin-English devised by every family of married sisters as
-protection against the neighbors and Central. Translated, it ran
-thus:
-
-“He looked straight at me. My dear, I thought I’d die! But at least
-he had sense enough not to speak. She was one of those limp, willowy
-creatures with the greediest eyes that she tried to keep softened to
-a baby stare, and couldn’t, she was so crazy to get her hands on
-those hats. I saw it all in one awful minute. You know the way I do.
-I suppose some people would call her pretty. I don’t. And her color!
-Well! And the most expensive-looking hats. Aigrettes, and paradise,
-and feathers. Not one of them under seventy-five. Isn’t it
-disgusting! At his age! Suppose Ethel had been with me!”
-
-The next time it was Stell who saw them. In a restaurant. She said
-it spoiled her evening. And the third time it was Ethel. She was one
-of the guests at a theater party given by Nicky Overton II. You
-know. The North Shore Overtons. Lake Forest. They came in late, and
-occupied the entire third row at the opening performance of “Believe
-Me!” And Ethel was Nicky’s partner. She was glowing like a rose.
-When the lights went up after the first act Ethel saw that her Uncle
-Jo was seated just ahead of her with what she afterward described as
-a blonde. Then her uncle had turned around, and seeing her, had been
-surprised into a smile that spread genially all over his plump and
-rubicund face. Then he had turned to face forward again, quickly.
-
-“Who’s the old bird?” Nicky had asked. Ethel had pretended not to
-hear, so he had asked again.
-
-“My uncle,” Ethel answered, and flushed all over her delicate face,
-and down to her throat. Nicky had looked at the blonde, and his
-eyebrows had gone up ever so slightly.
-
-It spoiled Ethel’s evening. More than that, as she told her mother
-of it later, weeping, she declared it had spoiled her life.
-
-Eva talked it over with her husband in that intimate, kimonoed hour
-that precedes bedtime. She gesticulated heatedly with her hair
-brush.
-
-“It’s disgusting, that’s what it is. Perfectly disgusting. There’s
-no fool like an old fool. Imagine! A creature like that. At his time
-of life.”
-
-There exists a strange and loyal kinship among men. “Well, I don’t
-know,” Ben said now, and even grinned a little. “I suppose a boy’s
-got to sow his wild oats sometime.”
-
-“Don’t be any more vulgar than you can help,” Eva retorted. “And I
-think you know, as well as I, what it means to have that Overton boy
-interested in Ethel.”
-
-“If he’s interested in her,” Ben blundered, “I guess the fact that
-Ethel’s uncle went to the theater with some one who wasn’t Ethel’s
-aunt won’t cause a shudder to run up and down his frail young frame,
-will it?”
-
-“All right,” Eva retorted. “If you’re not man enough to stop it,
-I’ll have to, that’s all. I’m going up there with Stell this week.”
-
-They did not notify Jo of their coming. Eva telephoned his apartment
-when she knew he would be out, and asked his man if he expected his
-master home to dinner that evening. The man had said yes. Eva
-arranged to meet Stell in town. They would drive to Jo’s apartment
-together, and wait for him there.
-
-When she reached the city Eva found turmoil there. The first of the
-American troops to be sent to France were leaving. Michigan
-Boulevard was a billowing, surging mass: flags, pennants, banners,
-crowds. All the elements that make for demonstration. And over the
-whole--quiet. No holiday crowd, this. A solid, determined mass of
-people waiting patient hours to see the khaki-clads go by. Three
-years of indefatigable reading had brought them to a clear knowledge
-of what these boys were going to.
-
-“Isn’t it dreadful!” Stell gasped.
-
-“Nicky Overton’s only nineteen, thank goodness.”
-
-Their car was caught in the jam. When they moved at all it was by
-inches. When at last they reached Jo’s apartment they were flushed,
-nervous, apprehensive. But he had not yet come in. So they waited.
-
-No, they were not staying to dinner with their brother, they told
-the relieved houseman.
-
-Jo’s home has already been described to you. Stell and Eva, sunk in
-rose-colored cushions, viewed it with disgust, and some mirth. They
-rather avoided each other’s eyes.
-
-“Carrie ought to be here,” Eva said. They both smiled at the thought
-of the austere Carrie in the midst of those rosy cushions, and
-hangings, and lamps. Stell rose and began to walk about, restlessly.
-She picked up a vase and laid it down; straightened a picture. Eva
-got up, too, and wandered into the hall. She stood there a moment,
-listening. Then she turned and passed into Jo’s bedroom. And there
-you knew Jo for what he was.
-
-This room was as bare as the other had been ornate. It was Jo, the
-clean-minded and simple-hearted, in revolt against the cloying
-luxury with which he had surrounded himself. The bedroom, of all
-rooms in any house, reflects the personality of its occupant. True,
-the actual furniture was panelled, cupid-surmounted, and ridiculous.
-It had been the fruit of Jo’s first orgy of the senses. But now it
-stood out in that stark little room with an air as incongruous and
-ashamed as that of a pink tarleton _danseuse_ who finds herself in
-a monk’s cell. None of those wall-pictures with which bachelor
-bedrooms are reputed to be hung. No satin slippers. No scented
-notes. Two plain-backed military brushes on the chiffonier (and he
-so nearly hairless). A little orderly stack of books on the table
-near the bed. Eva fingered their titles and gave a little gasp. One
-of them was on gardening.
-
-“Well, of all things!” exclaimed Stell. A book on the War, by an
-Englishman. A detective story of the lurid type that lulls us to
-sleep. His shoes ranged in a careful row in the closet, with a
-shoe-tree in every one of them. There was something speaking about
-them. They looked human. Eva shut the door on them, quickly. Some
-bottles on the dresser. A jar of pomade. An ointment such as a man
-uses who is growing bald and is panic-stricken too late. An
-insurance calendar on the wall. Some rhubarb-and-soda mixture on the
-shelf in the bathroom, and a little box of pepsin tablets.
-
-“Eats all kinds of things at all hours of the night,” Eva said, and
-wandered out into the rose-colored front room again with the air of
-one who is chagrined at her failure to find what she has sought.
-Stell followed her furtively.
-
-“Where do you suppose he can be?” she demanded. “It’s”--she glanced
-at her wrist--“Why, it’s after six!”
-
-And then there was a little click. The two women sat up, tense. The
-door opened. Jo came in. He blinked a little. The two women in the
-rosy room stood up.
-
-“Why--Eve! Why, Babe! Well! Why didn’t you let me know?”
-
-“We were just about to leave. We thought you weren’t coming home.”
-
-Jo came in, slowly.
-
-“I was in the jam on Michigan, watching the boys go by.” He sat
-down, heavily. The light from the window fell on him. And you saw
-that his eyes were red.
-
-And you’ll have to learn why. He had found himself one of the
-thousands in the jam on Michigan Avenue, as he said. He had a place
-near the curb, where his big frame shut off the view of the
-unfortunates behind him. He waited with the placid interest of one
-who has subscribed to all the funds and societies to which a
-prosperous, middle-aged business man is called upon to subscribe in
-war time. Then, just as he was about to leave, impatient at the
-delay, the crowd had cried, with a queer, dramatic, exultant note in
-its voice, “Here they come! Here come the boys!”
-
-Just at that moment two little, futile, frenzied fists began to beat
-a mad tattoo on Jo Hertz’s broad back. Jo tried to turn in the
-crowd, all indignant resentment. “Say, looka here!”
-
-The little fists kept up their frantic beating and pushing. And a
-voice--a choked, high little voice--cried, “Let me by! I can’t see!
-You man, you! You big fat man! My boy’s going by--to war--and I
-can’t see! Let me by!”
-
-Jo scrooged around, still keeping his place. He looked down. And
-upturned to him in agonized appeal was the face of little Emily.
-They stared at each other for what seemed a long, long time. It was
-really only the fraction of a second. Then Jo put one great arm
-firmly around Emily’s waist and swung her around in front of him.
-His great bulk protected her. Emily was clinging to his hand. She
-was breathing rapidly, as if she had been running. Her eyes were
-straining up the street.
-
-“Why, Emily, how in the world!--”
-
-“I ran away. Fred didn’t want me to come. He said it would excite me
-too much.”
-
-“Fred?”
-
-“My husband. He made me promise to say good-by to Jo at home.”
-
-“Jo?”
-
-“Jo’s my boy. And he’s going to war. So I ran away. I had to see
-him. I had to see him go.”
-
-She was dry-eyed. Her gaze was straining up the street.
-
-“Why, sure,” said Jo. “Of course you want to see him.” And then the
-crowd gave a great roar. There came over Jo a feeling of weakness.
-He was trembling. The boys went marching by.
-
-“There he is!” Emily shrilled, above the din. “There he is! There he
-is! There he--” And waved a futile little hand. It wasn’t so much a
-wave as a clutching. A clutching after something beyond her reach.
-
-“Which one? Which one, Emily?”
-
-“The handsome one. The handsome one. There!” Her voice quavered and
-died.
-
-Jo put a steady hand on her shoulder. “Point him out,” he commanded.
-“Show me.” And the next instant. “Never mind. I see him.”
-
-Somehow, miraculously, he had picked him from among the hundreds.
-Had picked him as surely as his own father might have. It was
-Emily’s boy. He was marching by, rather stiffy. He was nineteen, and
-fun-loving, and he had a girl, and he didn’t particularly want to go
-to France and--to go to France. But more than he had hated going, he
-had hated not to go. So he marched by, looking straight ahead, his
-jaw set so that his chin stuck out just a little. Emily’s boy.
-
-Jo looked at him, and his face flushed purple. His eyes, the
-hard-boiled eyes of a Loop-hound, took on the look of a sad old man.
-And suddenly he was no longer Jo, the sport; old J. Hertz, the gay
-dog. He was Jo Hertz, thirty, in love with life, in love with Emily,
-and with the stinging blood of young manhood coursing through his
-veins.
-
-Another minute and the boy had passed on up the broad street--the
-fine, flag-bedecked street--just one of a hundred service-hats
-bobbing in rhythmic motion like sandy waves lapping a shore and
-flowing on.
-
-Then he disappeared altogether.
-
-Emily was clinging to Jo. She was mumbling something, over and over.
-“I can’t. I can’t. Don’t ask me to. I can’t let him go. Like that. I
-can’t.”
-
-Jo said a queer thing.
-
-“Why, Emily! We wouldn’t have him stay home, would we? We wouldn’t
-want him to do anything different, would we? Not our boy. I’m glad
-he enlisted. I’m proud of him. So are you glad.”
-
-Little by little he quieted her. He took her to the car that was
-waiting, a worried chauffeur in charge. They said good-by,
-awkwardly. Emily’s face was a red, swollen mass.
-
-So it was that when Jo entered his own hallway half an hour later he
-blinked, dazedly, and when the light from the window fell on him you
-saw that his eyes were red.
-
-Eva was not one to beat about the bush. She sat forward in her
-chair, clutching her bag rather nervously.
-
-“Now, look here, Jo. Stell and I are here for a reason. We’re here
-to tell you that this thing’s got to stop.”
-
-“Thing? Stop?”
-
-“You know very well what I mean. You saw me at the milliner’s that
-day. And night before last, Ethel. We’re all disgusted. If you must
-go about with people like that, please have some sense of decency.”
-
-Something gathering in Jo’s face should have warned her. But he was
-slumped down in his chair in such a huddle, and he looked so old and
-fat that she did not heed it. She went on: “You’ve got us to
-consider. Your sisters. And your nieces. Not to speak of your own--”
-
-But he got to his feet then, shaking, and at what she saw in his
-face even Eva faltered and stopped. It wasn’t at all the face of a
-fat, middle-aged sport. It was a face Jovian, terrible.
-
-“You!” he began, low-voiced, ominous. “You!” He raised a great fist
-high. “You two murderers! You didn’t consider me, twenty years ago.
-You come to me with talk like that. Where’s my boy! You killed him,
-you two, twenty years ago. And now he belongs to somebody else.
-Where’s my son! that should have gone marching by to-day?” He flung
-his arms out in a great gesture of longing. The red veins stood out
-on his forehead. “Where’s my son! Answer me that, you two selfish,
-miserable women. Where’s my son!” Then, as they huddled together,
-frightened, wild-eyed, “Out of my house! Out of my house! Before I
-hurt you!”
-
-They fled, terrified. The door banged behind them.
-
-Jo stood, shaking, in the center of the room. Then he reached for a
-chair, gropingly, and sat down. He passed one moist, flabby hand
-over his forehead and it came away wet. The telephone rang. He sat
-still. It sounded far away and unimportant, like something
-forgotten. I think he did not even hear it with his conscious ear.
-But it rang and rang insistently. Jo liked to answer his telephone,
-when at home.
-
-“Hello!” He knew instantly the voice at the other end.
-
-“That you, Jo?” it said.
-
-“Yes.”
-
-“How’s my boy?”
-
-“I’m all right.”
-
-“Listen, Jo. The crowd’s coming over to-night. I’ve fixed up a
-little poker game for you. Just eight of us.”
-
-“I can’t come to-night, Gert.”
-
-“Can’t! Why not?”
-
-“I’m not feeling so good.”
-
-“You just said you were all right.”
-
-“I am all right. Just kind of tired.”
-
-The voice took on a cooing note. “Is my Joey tired? Then he doesn’t
-need to play if he don’t want to. No, sir.”
-
-Jo stood staring at the black mouthpiece of the telephone. He was
-seeing a procession go marching by. Boys, hundreds of boys, in
-khaki.
-
-“Hello! Hello!” the voice took on an anxious note. “Are you there?”
-
-“Yes,” wearily.
-
-“Jo, there’s something the matter. You’re sick. I’m coming right
-over.”
-
-“No!”
-
-“Why not? You sound as if you’d been sleeping. Look here--”
-
-“Leave me alone!” cried Jo, suddenly, and the receiver clacked onto
-the hook. “Leave me alone. Leave me alone.” Long after the
-connection had been broken.
-
-He stood staring at the instrument with unseeing eyes. Then he
-turned and walked into the front room. All the light had gone out of
-it. Dusk had come on. All the light had gone out of everything. The
-zest had gone out of life. The game was over--the game he had been
-playing against loneliness and disappointment. And he was just a
-tired old man. A lonely, tired old man in a ridiculous, rose-colored
-room that had grown, all of a sudden, drab.
-
-
-
-
-IV. OLE SKJARSEN’S FIRST TOUCHDOWN
-
-By George Fitch
-
-From “At Good Old Siwash,” copyright, 1911, by Little, Brown
-and Company. By special permission of the author.
-
-
-Am I going to the game Saturday? Am I? Me? Am I going to eat some
-more food this year? Am I going to draw my pay this month? Am I
-going to do any more breathing after I get this lungful used up? All
-foolish questions, pal. Very silly conversation. Pshaw!
-
-Am I going to the game, you ask me? Is the sun going to get up
-to-morrow? You couldn’t keep me away from that game if you put a
-protective tariff of seventy-eight per cent ad valorem, whatever
-that means, on the front gate. I came out to this town on business,
-and I’ll have to take an extra fare train home to make up the time;
-but what of that? I’m going to the game, and when the Siwash team
-comes out I’m going to get up and give as near a correct imitation
-of a Roman mob and a Polish riot as my throat will stand; and if we
-put a crimp in the large-footed, humpy-shouldered behemoths we’re
-going up against this afternoon, I’m going out to-night and burn the
-City Hall. Any Siwash man who is a gentleman would do it. I’ll
-probably have to run like thunder to beat some of them to it.
-
-You know how it is, old man. Or maybe you don’t, because you made
-all your end runs on the Glee Club. But I played football all
-through my college course and the microbe is still there. In the
-fall I think football, talk football, dream football. Even though I
-go out to the field and see little old Siwash lining up against a
-bunch of overgrown hippos from a university with a catalogue as
-thick as a city directory, the old mud-and-perspiration smell gets
-in my nostrils, and the desire to get under the bunch and feel the
-feet jabbing into my ribs boils up so strong that I have to hold on
-to myself with both hands. If you’ve never sat on a hard board and
-wanted to be between two halfbacks with your hands on their
-shoulders, and the quarter ready to sock a ball into your solar
-plexus, and eleven men daring you to dodge ’em, and nine thousand
-friends and enemies raising Cain and keeping him well propped up in
-the grandstands--if you haven’t had that want you wouldn’t know a
-healthy, able-bodied want if you ran into it on the street.
-
-Of course, I never got any further along than a scrub. But what’s
-the odds? A broken bone feels just as grand to a scrub as to a star.
-I sometimes think a scrub gets more real football knowledge than a
-varsity man, because he doesn’t have to addle his brain by worrying
-about holding his job and keeping his wind, and by dreaming that he
-has fumbled a punt and presented ninety-five yards to the hereditary
-enemies of his college. I played scrub football five years, four of
-’em under Bost, the greatest coach who ever put wings on the heels
-of a two-hundred-pound hunk of meat; and while my ribs never lasted
-long enough to put me on the team, what I didn’t learn about the
-game you could put in the other fellow’s eye.
-
-Say, but it’s great, learning football under a good coach. It’s the
-finest training a man can get anywhere on this old globule. Football
-is only the smallest thing you learn. You learn how to be patient
-when what you want to do is to chew somebody up and spit him into
-the gutter. You learn to control your temper when it is on the high
-speed, with the throttle jerked wide open and buzzing like a hornet
-convention. You learn, by having it told you, just how small and
-foolish and insignificant you are, and how well this earth could
-stagger along without you if some one were to take a fly-killer and
-mash you with it. And you learn all this at the time of life when
-your head is swelling up until you mistake it for a planet, and
-regard whatever you say as a volcanic disturbance.
-
-I suppose you think, like the rest of the chaps who never came out
-to practice but observed the game from the dollar-and-a-half seats,
-that being coached in football is like being instructed in German or
-calculus. You are told what to do and how to do it, and then you
-recite. Far from it, my boy! They don’t bother telling you what to
-do and how to do it on a big football field. Mostly they tell you
-what to do and how you do it. And they do it artistically, too. They
-use plenty of language. A football coach is picked out for his ready
-tongue. He must be a conversationalist. He must be able to talk to a
-greenhorn, with fine shoulders and a needle-shaped head, until that
-greenhorn would pick up the ball and take it through a Sioux war
-dance to get away from the conversation. You can’t reason with
-football men. They’re not logical, most of them. They are selected
-for their heels and shoulders and their leg muscles, and not for
-their ability to look at you with luminous eyes and say: “Yes,
-Professor, I think I understand.” The way to make ’em understand is
-to talk about them. Any man can understand you while you are telling
-him that if he were just a little bit slower he would have to be
-tied to the earth to keep up with it. That hurts his pride. And when
-you hurt his pride he takes it out on whatever is in front of
-him--which is the other team. Never get in front of a football
-player when you are coaching him.
-
-But this brings me to the subject of Bost again. Bost is still
-coaching Siwash. This makes his ’steenth year. I guess he can stay
-there forever. He’s coached all these years and has never used the
-same adjective to the same man twice. There’s a record for you! He’s
-a little man, Bost is. He played end on some Western team when he
-only weighed one hundred and forty. Got his football knowledge
-there. But where he got his vocabulary is still a mystery. He has a
-way of convincing a man that a dill pickle would make a better guard
-than he is, and of making that man so jealous of the pickle that he
-will perform perfectly unreasonable feats for a week to beat it out
-for the place. He has a way of saying “Hurry up,” with a few
-descriptive adjectives tacked on, that makes a man rub himself in
-the stung place for an hour; and oh, how mad he can make you while
-he is telling you pleasantly that while the little fellow playing
-against you is only a prep and has sloping shoulders and weighs one
-hundred and eleven stripped, he is making you look like a bale of
-hay that has been dumped by mistake on an athletic field. And when
-he gets a team in the gymnasium between halves, with the game going
-wrong, and stands up before them and sizes up their nerve and rubber
-backbone and hereditary awkwardness and incredible talent in doing
-the wrong thing, to say nothing of describing each individual
-blunder in that queer nasal clack of his--well, I’d rather be tied
-up in a great big frying-pan over a good hot stove for the same
-length of time, any day in the week. The reason Bost is a great
-coach is because his men don’t dare play poorly. When they do he
-talks to them. If he would only hit them, or skin them by inches, or
-shoot at them, they wouldn’t mind it so much; but when you get on
-the field with him and realize that if you miss a tackle he is going
-to get you out before the whole gang and tell you what a great
-mistake the Creator made when He put joints in your arms instead of
-letting them stick out stiff as they do any other signpost, you’re
-not going to miss that tackle, that’s all.
-
-When Bost came to Siwash he succeeded a line of coaches who had been
-telling the fellows to get down low and hit the line hard, and had
-been showing them how to do it very patiently. Nice fellows, those
-coaches. Perfect gentlemen. Make you proud to associate with them.
-They could take a herd of green farmer boys, with wrists like mules’
-ankles, and by Thanksgiving they would have them familiar with all
-the rudiments of the game. By that time the season would be over and
-all the schools in the vicinity would have beaten us by big scores.
-The next year the last year’s crop of big farmer boys would stay at
-home to husk corn, and the coach would begin all over on a new crop.
-The result was, we were a dub school at football. Any school that
-could scare up a good rangy halfback and a line that could hold
-sheep could get up an adding festival at our expense any time. We
-lived in a perpetual state of fear. Some day we felt that the normal
-school would come down and beat us. That would be the limit of
-disgrace. After that there would be nothing left to do but disband
-the college and take to drink to forget the past.
-
-But Bost changed all that in one year. He didn’t care to show any
-one how to play football. He was just interested in making the
-player afraid not to play it. When you went down the field on a punt
-you knew that if you missed your man he would tell you when you came
-back that two stone hitching-posts out of three could get past you
-in a six-foot alley. If you missed a punt you could expect to be
-told that you might catch a haystack by running with your arms wide
-open, but that was no way to catch a football. Maybe things like
-that don’t sound jabby when two dozen men hear them! They kept us
-catching punts between classes, and tackling each other all the way
-to our rooms and back. We simply had to play football to keep from
-being bawled out. It’s an awful thing to have a coach with a tongue
-like a cheese knife swinging away at you, and to know that if you
-get mad and quit, no one but the dear old coll. will suffer--but it
-gets the results. They use the same system in the East, but there
-they only swear at a man, I believe. Siwash is a mighty proper
-college and you can’t swear on its campus, whatever else you do.
-Swearing is only a lazy man’s substitute for thinking, anyway; and
-Bost wasn’t lazy. He preferred the descriptive; he sat up nights
-thinking it out.
-
-We began to see the results before Bost had been tracing our
-pedigrees for two weeks. First game of the season was with that
-little old dinky Normal School which had been scaring us so for the
-past five years. We had been satisfied to push some awkward halfback
-over the line once, and then hold on to the enemy so tight he
-couldn’t run; and we started out that year in the same old way.
-First half ended 0 to 0, with our boys pretty satisfied because they
-had kept the ball in Normal’s territory. Bost led the team and the
-substitutes into the overgrown barn we used for a gymnasium, and
-while we were still patting ourselves approvingly in our minds he
-cut loose:
-
-“You pasty-faced, overfed, white-livered beanbag experts, what do
-you mean by running a beauty show instead of a football game?” he
-yelled. “Do you suppose I came out here to be art director of a
-statuary exhibit? Does any one of you imagine for a holy minute that
-he knows the difference between a football game and ushering in a
-church? Don’t fool yourselves. You don’t; you don’t know anything.
-All you ever knew about football I could carve on granite and put in
-my eye and never feel it. Nothing to nothing against a crowd of
-farmer boys who haven’t known a football from a duck’s egg for more
-than a week! Bah! If I ever turned the Old Folks’ Home loose on you
-doll babies they’d run up a century while you were hunting for your
-handkerchiefs. Jackson, what do you suppose a halfback is for? I
-don’t want cloak models. I want a man who can stick his head down
-and run. Don’t be afraid of that bean of yours; it hasn’t got
-anything worth saving in it. When you get the ball you’re supposed
-to run with it and not sit around trying to hatch it. You, Saunders!
-You held that other guard just like a sweet-pea vine. Where did you
-ever learn that sweet, lovely way of falling down on your nose when
-a real man sneezes at you? Did you ever hear of sand? Eat it! Eat
-it! Fill your self up with it. I want you to get in that line this
-half and stop something or I’ll make you play left end in a
-fancy-work club. Johnson, the only way to get you around the field
-is to put you on wheels and haul you. Next time you grow fast to the
-ground I’m going to violate some forestry regulations and take an
-axe to you. Same to you, Briggs. You’d make the All-American
-boundary posts, but that’s all. Vance, I picked you for a
-quarterback, but I made a mistake; you ought to be sorting eggs.
-That ball isn’t red hot. You don’t have to let go of it as soon as
-you get it. Don’t be afraid, nobody will step on you. This isn’t a
-rude game. It’s only a game of post-office. You needn’t act so
-nervous about it. Maybe some of the big girls will kiss you, but it
-won’t hurt.”
-
-Bost stopped for breath and eyed us. We were a sick-looking crowd.
-You could almost see the remarks sticking into us and quivering. We
-had come in feeling pretty virtuous, and what we were getting was a
-hideous surprise.
-
-“Now I want to tell this tea-party something,” continued Bost.
-“Either you’re going out on that field and score thirty points this
-last half or I’m going to let the girls of Siwash play your football
-for you. I’m tired of coaching men that aren’t good at anything but
-falling down scientifically when they’re tackled. There isn’t a
-broken nose among you. Every one of you will run back five yards to
-pick out a soft spot to fall on. It’s got to stop. You’re going to
-hold on to that ball this half and take it places. If some little
-fellow from Normal crosses his fingers and says ‘naughty, naughty,’
-don’t fall on the ball and yell ‘down’ until they can hear it
-uptown. Thirty points is what I want out of you this half, and if
-you don’t get ’em--well, you just dare to come back here without
-them, that’s all. Now get out on that field and jostle somebody.
-Git!”
-
-Did we git? Well, rather. We were so mad our clothes smoked. We
-would have quit the game right there and resigned from the team, but
-we didn’t dare to. Bost would have talked to us some more. And we
-didn’t dare not to make those thirty points, either. It was an awful
-tough job, but we did it with a couple over. We raged like wild
-beasts. We scared those gentle Normalites out of their boots. I
-can’t imagine how we ever got it into our heads that they could play
-football, anyway. When it was all over we went back to the gymnasium
-feeling righteously triumphant, and had another hour with Bost in
-which he took us all apart without anesthetics, and showed us how
-Nature would have done a better job if she had used a better grade
-of lumber in our composition.
-
-That day made the Siwash team. The school went wild over the score.
-Bost rounded up two or three more good players, and every afternoon
-he lashed us around the field with that wire-edged tongue of his. On
-Saturdays we played, and oh, how we worked! In the first half we
-were afraid of what Bost would say to us when we came off the field.
-In the second half we were mad at what he had said. And how he did
-drive us down the field in practice! I can remember whole cross
-sections of his talk yet:
-
-“Faster, faster, you scows. Line up. Quick! Johnson, are you waiting
-for a stone-mason to set you? Snap the ball. Tear into them. Low!
-Low! Hi-i! You end, do you think you’re the quarter pole in a horse
-race? Nine men went past you that time. If you can’t touch ’em drop
-’em a souvenir card. Line up. Faster, faster! Oh, thunder, hurry up!
-If you ran a funeral, center, the corpse would spoil on your hands.
-Wow! Fumble! Drop on that ball. Drop on it! Hogboom, you’d fumble a
-loving-cup. Use your hand instead of your jaw to catch that ball. It
-isn’t good to eat. That’s four chances you’ve had. I could lose two
-games a day if I had you all the time. Now try that signal
-again--low, you linemen; there’s no girls watching you. Snap it;
-snap it. Great Scott! Say, Hogboom, come here. When you get that
-ball, don’t think we gave it to you to nurse. You’re supposed to
-start the same day with the line. We give you that ball to take
-forward. Have you got to get a legal permit to start those legs of
-yours? You’d make a good vault to store footballs in, but you’re too
-stationary for a fullback. Now I’ll give you one more chance--”
-
-And maybe Hogboom wouldn’t go some with that chance!
-
-In a month we had a team that wouldn’t have used past Siwash teams
-to hold its sweaters. It was mad all the time, and it played the
-game carnivorously. Siwash was delirious with joy. The whole school
-turned out for practice, and to see those eleven men snapping
-through signals up and down the field as fast as an ordinary man
-could run just congested us with happiness. You’ve no idea what a
-lovely time of the year autumn is when you can go out after classes
-and sit on a pine seat in the soft dusk and watch your college team
-pulling off end runs in as pretty formation as if they were chorus
-girls, while you discuss lazily with your friends just how many
-points it is going to run up on the neighboring schools. I never
-expect to be a Captain of Industry, but it couldn’t make me feel any
-more contented or powerful or complacent than to be a busted-up
-scrub in Siwash, with a team like that to watch. I’m pretty sure of
-that.
-
-But, happy as we were, Bost wasn’t nearly content. He had ideals. I
-believe one of them must have been to run that team through a couple
-of brick flats without spoiling the formation. Nothing satisfied
-him. He was particularly distressed about the fullback. Hogboom was
-a good fellow and took signal practice perfectly, but he was no
-fiend. He lacked the vivacity of a real, first-class Bengal tiger.
-He wouldn’t eat any one alive. He’d run until he was pulled down,
-but you never expected him to explode in the midst of seven hostiles
-and ricochet down the field for forty yards. He never jumped over
-two men and on to another, and he never dodged two ways at once and
-laid out three men with stiff arms on his way to the goal. It wasn’t
-his style. He was good for two and a half yards every time, but that
-didn’t suit Bost. He was after statistics, and what does a
-three-yard buck amount to when you want 70 to 0 scores?
-
-The result of this dissatisfaction was Ole Skjarsen. Late in
-September Bost disappeared for three days and came back leading Ole
-by a rope--at least, he was towing him by an old carpet-bag when we
-sighted him. Bost found him in a lumber camp, he afterward told us,
-and had to explain to him what college was before he would quit his
-job. He thought it was something good to eat at first, I believe.
-Ole was a timid young Norwegian giant, with a rick of white hair and
-a reënforced concrete physique. He escaped from his clothes in all
-directions, and was so green and bashful that you would have thought
-we were cannibals from the way he shied at us--though, as that was
-the year the bright hat-ribbons came in, I can’t blame him. He
-wasn’t like anything we had ever seen before in college. He was as
-big as a carthorse, as graceful as a dray and as meek as a
-missionary. He had a double width smile and a thin little old faded
-voice that made you think you could tip him over and shine your
-shoes on him with impunity. But I wouldn’t have tried it for a
-month’s allowance. His voice and his arms didn’t harmonize worth a
-cent. They were as big as ordinary legs--those arms, and they ended
-in hands that could have picked up a football and mislaid it among
-their fingers.
-
-No wonder Ole was a sensation. He didn’t look exactly like football
-material to us, I’ll admit. He seemed more especially designed for
-light derrick work. But we trusted Bost implicitly by that time and
-we gave him a royal reception. We crowded around him as if he had
-been a T. R. capture straight from Africa. Everybody helped him
-register third prep, with business-college extras. Then we took him
-out, harnessed him in football armor, and set to work to teach him
-the game.
-
-Bost went right to work on Ole in a businesslike manner. He tossed
-him the football and said, “Catch it.” Ole watched it sail past and
-then tore after it like a pup retrieving a stick. He got it in a few
-minutes and brought it back to where Bost was raving.
-
-“See here, you overgrown fox terrier,” he shouted, “catch it on the
-fly. Here!” He hurled it at him.
-
-“Aye ent seen no fly,” said Ole, allowing the ball to pass on as he
-conversed.
-
-“You cotton-headed Scandinavian cattleship ballast, catch that ball
-in your arms when I throw it to you, and don’t let go of it!”
-shrieked Bost, shooting it at him again.
-
-“Oll right,” said Ole patiently. He cornered the ball after a short
-struggle and stood hugging it faithfully.
-
-“Toss it back, toss it back!” howled Bost, jumping up and down.
-
-“Yu tal me to hold it,” said Ole reproachfully, hugging it tighter
-than ever.
-
-“Drop it, you Mammoth Cave of ignorance!” yelled Bost. “If I had
-your head I’d sell it for cordwood. Drop it!”
-
-Ole dropped the ball placidly. “Das ban fule game,” he smiled
-dazedly. “Aye ent care for it. Eny faller got a Yewsharp?”
-
-That was the opening chapter of Ole’s instruction. The rest were
-just like it. You had to tell him to do a thing. You then had to
-show him how to do it. You then had to tell him how to stop doing
-it. After that you had to explain that he wasn’t to refrain
-forever--just until he had to do it again. Then you had to persuade
-him to do it again. He was as good-natured as a lost puppy, and just
-as hard to reason with. In three nights Bost was so hoarse that he
-couldn’t talk. He had called Ole everything in the dictionary that
-is fit to print; and the knowledge that Ole didn’t understand more
-than a hundredth part of it, and didn’t mind that, was wormwood to
-his soul.
-
-For all that, we could see that if any one could teach Ole the game
-he would make a fine player. He was as hard as flint and so fast on
-his feet that we couldn’t tackle him any more than we could have
-tackled a jack-rabbit. He learned to catch the ball in a night, and
-as for defense--his one-handed catches of flying players would have
-made a National League fielder envious. But with all of it he was
-perfectly useless. You had to start him, stop him, back him, speed
-him up, throttle him down and run him off the field just as if he
-had been a close-coupled next year’s model scootcart. If we could
-have rigged up a driver’s seat and chauffeured Ole, it would have
-been all right. But every other method of trying to get him to
-understand what he was expected to do was a failure. He just
-grinned, took orders, executed them, and waited for more. When a
-two-hundred-and-twenty-pound man takes a football, wades through
-eleven frantic scrubs, shakes them all off, and then stops dead with
-a clear field to the goal before him--because his instructions ran
-out when he shook the last scrub--you can be pardoned for feeling
-hopeless about him.
-
-That was what happened the day before the Muggledorfer game. Bost
-had been working Ole at fullback all evening. He and the captain had
-steered him up and down the field as carefully as if he had been a
-sea-going yacht. It was a wonderful sight. Ole was under perfect
-control. He advanced the ball five yards, ten yards, or twenty at
-command. Nothing could stop him. The scrubs represented only so many
-doormats to him. Every time he made a play he stopped at the latter
-end of it for instructions.
-
-When he stopped the last time, with nothing before him but the goal,
-and asked placidly, “Vere skoll I take das ball now, Master Bost?” I
-thought the coach would expire of the heat. He positively steamed
-with suppressed emotion. He swelled and got purple about the face.
-We were alarmed and were getting ready to hoop him like a barrel,
-when he found his tongue at last.
-
-“You pale-eyed, prehistoric mudhead,” he spluttered, “I’ve spent a
-week trying to get through that skull lining of yours. It’s no use,
-you field boulder. Where do you keep your brains? Give me a chance
-at them. I just want to get into them one minute and stir them up
-with my finger. To think that I have to use you to play football
-when they are paying five dollars and a half for ox meat in Kansas
-City. Skjarsen, do you know anything at all?”
-
-“Aye ban getting gude eddication,” said Ole serenely. “Aye tank I
-ban college faller purty sune, I don’t know. I like I skoll
-understand all das har big vorts yu make.”
-
-“You’ll understand them, I don’t think,” moaned Bost. “You couldn’t
-understand a swift kick in the ribs. You are a fool. Understand
-that, muttonhead?”
-
-Ole understood. “Vy for ye call me fule?” he said indignantly. “Aye
-du yust vat you say.”
-
-“Ar-r-r-r!” bubbled Bost, walking around himself three or four
-times. “You do just what I say! Of course you do. Did I tell you to
-stop in the middle of the field? What would Muggledorfer do to you
-if you stopped there?”
-
-“Ye ent tal me to go on,” said Ole sullenly. “Aye go on, Aye gass,
-pooty qveek den.”
-
-“You bet you’ll go on,” said Bost. “Now, look here, you sausage
-material, to-morrow you play fullback. You stop everything that
-comes at you from the other side. Hear? You catch the ball when it
-comes to you. Hear? And when they give you the ball you take it, and
-don’t you dare to stop with it. Get that? Can I get that into your
-head without a drill and a blast? If you dare to stop with that ball
-I’ll ship you back to the lumber camp in a cattle car. Stop in the
-middle of the field--Ow!”
-
-But at this point we took Bost away.
-
-The next afternoon we dressed Ole up in his armor--he invariably got
-it on wrong side out if we didn’t help him--and took him out to the
-field. We confidently expected to promenade all over
-Muggledorfer--their coach was an innocent child beside Bost--and
-that was the reason why Ole was going to play. It didn’t matter much
-what he did.
-
-Ole was just coming to a boil when we got him into his clothes.
-Bost’s remarks had gotten through his hide at last. He was pretty
-slow, Ole was, but he had begun getting mad the night before and had
-kept at the job all night and all morning. By afternoon he was
-seething, mostly in Norwegian. The injustice of being called a
-muttonhead all week for not obeying orders, and then being called a
-mudhead for stopping for orders, churned his soul, to say nothing of
-his language. He only averaged one English word in three, as he told
-us on the way out that to-day he was going to do exactly as he had
-been told or fill a martyr’s grave--only that wasn’t the way he put
-it.
-
-The Muggledorfers were a pruny-looking lot. We had the game won when
-our team came out and glared at them. Bost had filled most of the
-positions with regular young mammoths, and when you dressed them up
-in football armor they were enough to make a Dreadnought a little
-nervous. The Muggleses kicked off to our team, and for a few plays
-we plowed along five or ten yards at a time. Then Ole was given the
-ball. He went twenty-five yards. Any other man would have been
-crushed to earth in five. He just waded through the middle of the
-line and went down the field, a moving mass of wrigging men. It was
-a wonderful play. They disinterred him at last and he started
-straight across the field for Bost.
-
-“Aye ent mean to stop, Master Bost,” he shouted. “Dese fallers har,
-dey squash me down--”
-
-We hauled him into line and went to work again. Ole had performed so
-well that the captain called his signal again. This time I hope I
-may be roasted in a subway in July if Ole didn’t run twenty-five
-yards with four Muggledorfer men hanging on his legs. We stood up
-and yelled until our teeth ached. It took about five minutes to get
-Ole dug out, and then he started for Bost again.
-
-“Honest, Master Bost, Aye ent mean to stop,” he said imploringly.
-“Aye yust tal you, dese fallers ban devils. Aye fule dem naxt
-time--”
-
-“Line up and shut up!” the captain shouted. The ball wasn’t over
-twenty yards from the line, and as a matter of course the quarter
-shot it back to Ole. He put his head down, gave one mad-bull plunge,
-laid a windrow of Muggledorfer players out on either side, and shot
-over the goal line like a locomotive.
-
-We rose up to cheer a few lines, but stopped to stare. Ole didn’t
-stop at the goal line. He didn’t stop at the fence. He put up one
-hand, hurdled it, and disappeared across the campus like a young
-whirlwind.
-
-“He doesn’t know enough to stop!” yelled Bost, rushing up to the
-fence. “Hustle up, you fellows, and bring him back!”
-
-Three or four of us jumped the fence, but it was a hopeless game.
-Ole was disappearing up the campus and across the street. The
-Muggledorfer team was nonplussed and sort of indignant. To be bowled
-over by a cyclone, and then to have said cyclone break up the game
-by running away with the ball was to them a new idea in football. It
-wasn’t to those of us who knew Ole, however. One of us telephoned
-down to the “Leader” office where Hinckley, an old team man, worked,
-and asked him to head off Ole and send him back. Muggledorfer kindly
-consented to call time, and we started after the fugitive ourselves.
-
-Ten minutes later we met Hinckley downtown. He looked as if he had
-had a slight argument with a thirteen-inch shell. He was also mad.
-
-“What was that you asked me to stop?” he snorted, pinning himself
-together. “Was it a gorilla or a high explosive? When did you
-fellows begin importing steam rollers for the team? I asked him to
-stop. I ordered him to stop. Then I went around in front of him to
-stop him--and he ran right over me. I held on for thirty yards, but
-that’s no way to travel. I could have gone to the next town just as
-well, though. What sort of a game is this, and where is that
-tow-headed holy terror bound for?”
-
-We gave the answer up, but we couldn’t give up Ole. He was too
-valuable to lose. How to catch him was the sticker. An awful uproar
-in the street gave us an idea. It was Ted Harris in the only auto in
-town--one of the earliest brands of sneeze vehicles. In a minute
-more four of us were in, and Ted was chiveying the thing up the
-street.
-
-If you’ve never chased an escaping fullback in one of those pioneer
-automobiles you’ve got something coming. Take it all around, a good,
-swift man, running all the time, could almost keep ahead of one. We
-pumped up a tire, fixed a wire or two, and cranked up a few times;
-and the upshot of it was we were two miles out on the state road
-before we caught sight of Ole.
-
-He was trotting briskly when we caught up with him, the ball under
-his arm, and that patient, resigned expression on his face that he
-always had when Bost cussed him. “Stop, Ole,” I yelled; “this is no
-Marathon. Come back. Climb in here with us.”
-
-Ole shook his head and let out a notch of speed.
-
-“Stop, you mullethead,” yelled Simpson above the roar of the
-auto--those old machines could roar some, too. “What do you mean by
-running off with our ball? You’re not supposed to do hare-and-hounds
-in football.”
-
-Ole kept on running. We drove the car on ahead, stopped it across
-the road, and jumped out to stop him. When the attempt was over
-three of us picked up the fourth and put him aboard. Ole had tramped
-on us and had climbed over the auto.
-
-Force wouldn’t do, that was plain. “Where are you going, Ole?” we
-pleaded as we tore along beside him.
-
-“Aye ent know,” he panted, laboring up a hill; “das ban fule game,
-Aye tenk.”
-
-“Come on back and play some more,” we urged. “Bost won’t like it,
-your running all over the country this way.”
-
-“Das ban my orders,” panted Ole. “Aye ent no fule, yentlemen; Aye
-know ven Aye ban doing right teng. Master Bost he say ‘Keep on
-running!’ Aye gass I run till hal freeze on top. Aye ent know why.
-Master Bost he know, I tenk.”
-
-“This is awful,” said Lambert, the manager of the team. “He’s taken
-Bost literally again--the chump. He’ll run till he lands up in those
-pine woods again. And that ball cost the association five dollars.
-Besides, we want him. What are we going to do?”
-
-“I know,” I said. “We’re going back to get Bost. I guess the man who
-started him can stop him.”
-
-We left Ole still plugging north and ran back to town. The game was
-still hanging fire. Bost was tearing his hair. Of course, the
-Muggledorfer fellows could have insisted on playing, but they
-weren’t anxious. Ole or no Ole, we could have walked all over them,
-and they knew it. Besides, they were having too much fun with Bost.
-They were sitting around, Indian-like, in their blankets, and every
-three minutes their captain would go and ask Bost with perfect
-politeness whether he thought they had better continue the game
-there or move it on to the next town in time to catch his fullback
-as he came through.
-
-“Of course, we are in no hurry,” he would explain pleasantly; “we’re
-just here for amusement, anyway; and it’s as much fun watching you
-try to catch your players as it is to get scored on. Why don’t you
-hobble them, Mr. Bost? A fifty-yard rope wouldn’t interfere much
-with that gay young Percheron of yours, and it would save you lots
-of time rounding him up. Do you have to use a lariat when you put
-his harness on?”
-
-Fancy Bost having to take all that conversation, with no adequate
-reply to make. When I got there he was blue in the face. It didn’t
-take him half a second to decide what to do. Telling the captain of
-the Siwash team to go ahead and play if Muggledorfer insisted, and
-on no account to use that 32 double-X play except on first downs, he
-jumped into the machine and we started for Ole.
-
-There were no speed records in those days. Wouldn’t have made any
-difference if there were. Harris just turned on all the juice his
-old double-opposed motor could soak up, and when we hit the wooden
-crossings on the outskirts of town we fellows in the tonneau went up
-so high that we changed sides coming down. It wasn’t over twenty
-minutes till we sighted a little cloud of dust just beyond a little
-town to the north. Pretty soon we saw it was Ole. He was still doing
-his six miles per. We caught up and Bost hopped out, still mad.
-
-“Where in Billy-be-blamed are you going, you human trolley car?” he
-spluttered, sprinting along beside Skjarsen. “What do you mean by
-breaking up a game in the middle and vamoosing with the ball? Do you
-think we’re going to win this game on mileage? Turn around, you
-chump, and climb into this car.”
-
-Ole looked around him sadly. He kept on running as he did. “Aye ent
-care to stop,” he said. “Aye kent suit you, Master Bost. You tal me
-Aye skoll du a teng, den you cuss me for duing et. You tal me not to
-du a teng and you cuss me some more den. Aye tenk I yust keep on
-a-running, lak yu tal me tu last night. Et ent so hard bein’ cussed
-ven yu ban running.”
-
-“I tell you to stop, you potato-top,” gasped Bost. By this time he
-was fifteen yards behind and losing at every step. He had wasted too
-much breath on oratory. We picked him up in the car and set him
-alongside of Ole again.
-
-“See here, Ole, I’m tired of this,” he said, sprinting up by him
-again. “The game’s waiting. Come on back. You’re making a fool of
-yourself.”
-
-“Eny teng Aye du Aye ban beeg fule,” said Ole gloomily. “Aye yust
-keep on runnin’. Fallers ent got breath to call me fule ven Aye run.
-Aye tenk das best vay.”
-
-We picked Bost up again thirty yards behind. Maybe he would have run
-better if he hadn’t choked so in his conversation. In another minute
-we landed him abreast of Ole again. He got out and sprinted for the
-third time. He wabbled as he did it.
-
-“Ole,” he panted, “I’ve been mistaken in you. You are all right,
-Ole. I never saw a more intelligent fellow. I won’t cuss you any
-more, Ole. If you’ll stop now we’ll take you back in an
-automobile--hold on there a minute; can’t you see I’m all out of
-breath?”
-
-“Aye ban gude faller, den?” asked Ole, letting out another link of
-speed.
-
-“You are a”--puff-puff--“peach, Ole,” gasped Bost.
-“I’ll”--puff-puff--“never cuss you again. Please”--puff-puff--“stop!
-Oh, hang it, I’m all in.” And Bost sat down in the road.
-
-A hundred yards on we noticed Ole slacken speed. “It’s sinking
-through his skull,” said Harris eagerly. In another minute he had
-stopped. We picked up Bost again and ran up to him. He surveyed us
-long and critically.
-
-“Das ben qveer masheen,” he said finally. “Aye tenk Aye lak Aye
-skoll be riding back in it. Aye ent care for das futball game, Aye
-gass. It ban tu much running in it.”
-
-We took Ole back to town in twenty-two minutes, three chickens, a
-dog and a back spring. It was close to five o’clock when he ran out
-on the field again. The Muggledorfer team was still waiting. Time
-was no object to them. They would only play ten minutes, but in that
-ten minutes Ole made three scores. Five substitutes stood back of
-either goal and asked him with great politeness to stop as he tore
-over the line. And he did it. If any one else had run six miles
-between halves he would have stopped a good deal short of the line.
-But as far as we could see, it hadn’t winded Ole.
-
-Bost went home by himself that night after the game, not stopping
-even to assure us that as a team we were beneath his contempt. The
-next afternoon he was, if anything, a little more vitriolic than
-ever--but not with Ole. Toward the middle of the signal practice he
-pulled himself together and touched Ole gently.
-
-“My dear Mr. Skjarsen,” he said apologetically, “if it will not
-annoy you too much, would you mind running the same way the rest of
-the team does? I don’t insist on it, mind you, but it looks so much
-better to the audience, you know.”
-
-“Jas,” said Ole; “Aye ban fule, Aye gass, but yu ban tu polite to
-say it.”
-
-
-
-
-V. THE OUTLAW
-
-By Hamlin Garland
-
-From “They of the High Trails,” copyright, 1916, by Harper
-& Brothers. By special permission of the author.
-
-
- I
-
-Freeman Ward, geologist for the government, was not altogether easy
-in his mind as he led his little pack-train out of Pinedale, a
-frontier settlement on the western slope of the Rocky Mountain
-divide, for he had permitted the girl of his deepest interest to
-accompany him on his expedition.
-
-Alice Mansfield, accustomed to having her way, and in this case
-presuming upon Ward’s weakness, insisted on going. Outwardly he had
-argued against it, making much of the possible storms, of the rough
-trails, of the cold and dampness. But she argued that she was quite
-as able to go as Mrs. Adams, the wife of the botanist of the
-expedition. So Ward had yielded, and here these women were forming
-part of a cavalcade which was headed for Frémont Peak, concerning
-whose height and formation the leader wished to inform himself.
-Alice was, however, a bit dashed by Ward’s change of manner as he
-laid upon his train his final instructions.
-
-“There is to be no skylarking,” he said, “and no back-tracking. Each
-one is to exercise great care. We cannot afford to lose a horse nor
-waste our provisions. This is not a picnic excursion, but a serious
-government enterprise. I cannot turn back because of any discomfort
-you may encounter in camp.”
-
-“I am ready for what comes,” Alice answered, smilingly.
-
-But she rode for the rest of the day remarkably silent. There had
-been times when she was certain that Ward cared a great deal for
-her--not in the impersonal way indicated by his reprimand--but in
-the way of a lover, and she was very fond of him, had indeed looked
-forward to this trip in his company as one sure to yield hours of
-delightful intimacy. On the train he had been very devoted, “almost
-lover-like,” Peggy Adams insisted. But now she was dismayed by his
-tone of military command.
-
-Their first day’s march brought them to a beautiful water called
-Heart Lake, which shone dark and deep amid its martial firs at the
-head of one of the streams which descended into the East Fork, and
-there the guides advised a camp. They were now above the hunters,
-almost above the game, in a region “delightfully primeval,” as the
-women put it, and very beautiful and peaceful.
-
-After the tents were in order and the supper eaten, Alice, having
-tuned up her little metal banjo, began to twitter tender melodies
-(to the moon, of course), and the long face of the man of science
-broadened and he seemed less concerned about rocks and fauna and
-flora.
-
-The camp was maintained at Heart Lake for a day while Ward and his
-men explored the various gorges in order to discover a way into
-Blizzard Basin, which was their goal. They returned to camp each
-time more and more troubled about the question of taking the women
-over the divide into the “rough country” which lay to the north.
-
-“It is a totally different world,” Adams explained to his wife. “It
-is colder and stormier over there. The forest on the north slopes is
-full of down-timber and the cliffs are stupendous. I wish you girls
-were back in the settlement,” and in this wish Ward heartily joined.
-
-However, the more they talked the more determined the women were to
-go.
-
-It was like a May day the following noon as they left timber-line
-and, following the row of tiny monuments set up by the foresters,
-entered upon the wide and undulating stretch of low edges which led
-to the summit. The air was clear and the verdureless shapes of the
-monstrous peaks stood sharp as steel against the sky. The tender
-grass was filled with minute glistening flowers. The wind was
-gentle, sweet, moist, and cool.
-
-“Pooh!” said Alice, “this is absurdly easy. Freeman has been telling
-us dreadful tales all along just to be rid of us.”
-
-But she began to admit that her escort of four strong men was a
-comfort, as the guide explained that this “rough country” had long
-been known as the retreat of cattle-thieves and outlaws.
-
-“Do you think there are any such men in here now?” asked Mrs. Adams.
-
-“Undoubtedly,” Ward said; “but I don’t think, from the condition of
-this trail, that they come in on this side of the range. I suspect
-it’s too lonely even for a cattle-thief.”
-
-They unsaddled that night on the bank of a stream near a small
-meadow, and around the camp-fire discussed the trail which they were
-to take next day. The guides agreed that it was “a holy terror,”
-which made Alice the more eager to traverse it.
-
-“I like trails that make men quake. I welcome adventure--that’s what
-I came for,” she said.
-
-Early the next forenoon, as they were descending the steep
-north-slope trail, Alice gave out a cry of pain, and Adams called to
-Ward:
-
-“Hold on! Allie’s horse is down.”
-
-Ward was not surprised. He rode in continual expectation of trouble.
-She was forever trying short cuts and getting snared in the fallen
-logs. Once she had been scraped from her saddle by an overhanging
-bough, and now, in attempting to find an easier path down a slippery
-ridge, her horse had fallen with her. Ward was ungracious enough to
-say:
-
-“Precisely what I’ve warned her against,” but he hurried to her
-relief, nevertheless.
-
-“Are you badly hurt?” he asked, as she stood before him, striving to
-keep back her tears of pain.
-
-“Oh no, not at all badly. My foot was jammed a little. Please help
-me on to my horse; I’ll be all right in a minute.”
-
-She put so good a face on her accident that he helped her into her
-saddle and ordered the train to move on; but Peggy perceived that
-the girl was suffering keenly.
-
-“Sha’n’t we stop, Allie?” she called, a few minutes later.
-
-“No. I’ll be all right in a few minutes.”
-
-She rode on for nearly half an hour, bravely enduring her pain, but
-at last she turned to Mrs. Adams and cried out: “I can’t stand it,
-Peggy! My foot pains me frightfully!”
-
-Adams again called to Ward and the procession halted, while Ward
-came back, all his anger gone.
-
-“We’ll go into camp,” he said, as he examined her bruised foot.
-“You’re badly hurt.”
-
-“It’s a poor place to camp, Professor,” protested Gage. “If she can
-go on for about fifteen minutes--”
-
-“I’ll try,” she said; “but I can’t bear the stirrup, and my shoe is
-full of blood.”
-
-Ward, who was now keenly sympathetic, put her on his own horse and
-walked beside her while they slowly crawled down into the small
-valley, which held a deep and grassy tarn. Here they went into camp
-and the day was lost.
-
-Alice was profoundly mortified to find herself the cause of the
-untimely halt, and as she watched the men making camp with anxious,
-irritated faces she wept with shame at her folly. She had seized the
-worst possible moment, in the most inaccessible spot of their
-journey, to commit her crowning indiscretion.
-
-She was ill in every nerve, shivering and weak, and remained for
-that day the center of all the activities of the camp. Ward, very
-tender even in his chagrin, was constantly at her side, his brow
-knotted with care. He knew what it meant to be disabled two hundred
-miles from a hospital, with fifty miles of mountain trail between
-one’s need and a roof, but Alice buoyed herself up with the belief
-that no bones were broken, and that in the clear air of the germless
-world her wound would quickly heal.
-
-She lay awake a good part of that night, hearing, above the roar of
-the water, the far-off noises of the wild-animal world. A wolf
-howled, a cat screamed, and their voices were fear-inspiring.
-
-She began also to worry about the effect of her mishap on the
-expedition, for she heard Ward say to Adams: “This delay is very
-unfortunate. Our stay is so limited. I fear we will not be able to
-proceed for some days, and snow is likely to fall at any time.”
-
-What they said after that Alice could not hear, but she was in full
-possession of their trouble. It was not a question of the loss of a
-few days; it meant the possible failure of the entire attempt to
-reach the Summit.
-
-“Peggy,” she declared, next morning, “the men must push on and leave
-you with me here in the camp. I will not permit the expedition to
-fail on my account.”
-
-This seemed a heroic resolution at the moment, with the menacing
-sounds of the night still fresh in her ears, but it was the most
-natural and reasonable thing in the world at the moment, for the sun
-was rising warm and clear and the valley was as peaceful and as
-beautiful as a park.
-
-Mrs. Adams readily agreed to stay, for she was wholly free from the
-ordinary timidities of women, but Ward, though sorely tempted,
-replied:
-
-“No. We’ll wait a day or two longer and see how you come on.”
-
-At this point one of the guides spoke up, saying: “If the women
-would be more comfortable in a cabin, there’s one down here in the
-brush by the lake. I found it this morning when I was wranglin’ the
-horses.”
-
-“A cabin! In this wild place?” said Alice.
-
-“Yes, ma’am--must be a ranger’s cabin.”
-
-Ward mused. “If it’s habitable it would be warmer and safer than a
-tent. Let’s go see about it.”
-
-He came back jubilant. “It doesn’t seem to have been occupied very
-recently, but is in fair shape. We’ll move you right down there.”
-
-The wounded girl welcomed the shelter of a roof, and it was good to
-feel solid logs about her helpless self. The interior of the hut was
-untidy and very rude, but it stood in a delightful nook on the bank
-of a pond just where a small stream fell into the valley, and it
-required but a few minutes of Mrs. Adams’ efforts to clear the place
-out and make it cozy, and soon Alice, groaning faintly, was
-deposited in the rough pole bunk at the dark end of the room. What
-an inglorious end to her exalted ride!
-
-Ward seemed to understand her tears as he stood looking down upon
-her, but he only said: “I dislike leaving you, even for the day. I
-shall give up my trip.”
-
-“No, no! you must go on!” she cried out. “I shall hate myself if you
-don’t go on.”
-
-He reluctantly yielded to her demand, but said: “If I find that we
-can’t get back to-morrow I will send Gage back. He’s a trusty
-fellow. I can’t spare Adams, and Smith and Todd--as you know--are
-paying for their trip.”
-
-Mrs. Adams spoke up firmly. “You need not worry about us. We can get
-along very well without anybody. If you climb the peak you’ll need
-Gage. I’m not afraid. We’re the only people in this valley, and with
-this staunch little cabin I feel perfectly at home.”
-
-“That’s quite true,” replied Ward in a relieved tone. “We are above
-the hunters--no one ever crosses here now. But it will be lonely.”
-
-“Not at all!” Alice assured him. “We shall enjoy being alone in the
-forest.”
-
-With slow and hesitating feet Ward left the two women and swung into
-his saddle. “I guess I’ll send Gage back, anyhow,” he said.
-
-“Don’t think of it!” called Peggy.
-
-As a matter of fact, Alice was glad to have the men pull out. Their
-pity, their reproach, irritated her. It was as if they repeated
-aloud a scornful phrase--“You’re a lovely and tempting creature, but
-you’re a fool-hen just the same.”
-
-The two women spent the day peacefully, save now and then when
-Alice’s wounded foot ached and needed care; but as night began to
-rise in the cañon like the smoke of some hidden, silent,
-subterranean fire, and the high crags glowed in the last rays of the
-sun, each of them acknowledged a touch of that immemorial awe of the
-darkness with which the race began.
-
-Peggy, seating herself in the doorway, described the scene to her
-patient, who could see but little of it. “Oh, but it’s gloriously
-uncanny to be here. Only think! We are now alone with God and His
-animals, and the night.”
-
-“I hope none of God’s bears is roaming about,” replied Alice,
-flippantly.
-
-“There aren’t any bears above the berries. We’re perfectly safe. My
-soul! but it’s a mighty country! I wish you could see the glow on
-the peaks.”
-
-“I’m taking my punishment,” replied Alice. “Freeman was very angry,
-wasn’t he?”
-
-“If it breaks off the match I won’t be surprised,” replied Peggy,
-with resigned intonation.
-
-“There wasn’t any match to break off.”
-
-“Well!” replied the other, and as she slowly rose she added: “I
-won’t say that he is perfectly distracted about you, but I do know
-that he thinks more of you than of any other woman in the world, and
-I’ve no doubt he is worrying about you this minute.”
-
- II
-
-It was deep moonless night when Alice woke with a start. For a few
-moments she lay wondering what had roused her--then a bright light
-flashed and her companion screamed.
-
-“Who’s there!” demanded the girl.
-
-In that instant flare she saw a man’s face, young, smooth, with dark
-eyes gleaming beneath a broad hat. He stood like a figure of bronze
-while his match was burning, then exclaimed in breathless wonder:
-
-“Great Peter’s ghost! a woman!” Finally he stepped forward and
-looked down upon the white, scared faces as if uncertain of his
-senses. “Two of them!” he whispered. As he struck his second match
-he gently asked: “Would you mind saying how you got here?”
-
-Alice spoke first. “We came up with a geological survey. I got hurt
-and they had to leave us behind.”
-
-“Where’s your party gone?”
-
-“Up to the glaciers.”
-
-“When did they leave?”
-
-“Yesterday morning.”
-
-“When do you expect them back?”
-
-“Not for two or three days.”
-
-He seemed to ponder a moment. “You say you’re hurt? Where?”
-
-“My horse slipped and fell on my foot.”
-
-“Wait a minute,” he commanded. “I’ll rustle a candle. I left one
-here.”
-
-When his form came out of the dark blur behind his candle Alice
-perceived that he was no ordinary hunter. He was young, alert, and
-very good-looking, although his face was stern and his mouth bitter.
-He laid aside his hat as he approached the bunk in which the two
-women were cowering as mice tremble before a cat. For a full minute
-he looked down at them, but at last he smiled and said, in a jocular
-tone:
-
-“You’re sure-enough women, I can see that. You’ll excuse me--but
-when a man comes back to a shack in the middle of the night in a
-place like this and finds a couple of women in a bunk he’s likely to
-think he’s seeing pictures in his sleep.”
-
-“I can understand that,” Alice returned, recovering her
-self-command. “You’re the ranger, I suppose? I told my friend here
-that you might return.”
-
-“I’m mighty glad I did,” he said, heartily.
-
-“Thank you; you’re very kind.”
-
-He bent a keen glare upon her. “What’s your name?”
-
-“Alice Mansfield.”
-
-“What’s your friend’s name?”
-
-“Mrs. Adams.”
-
-“Are you a missis, too?”
-
-She hesitated. This was impertinent, but then she herself was an
-intrusive guest. “No,” she answered, “I am not married.”
-
-“Where are you from?”
-
-“New York City.”
-
-“You’re a long way from home.”
-
-“Yes, I’m feeling that this minute.” She drew the coverlet a little
-closer to her chin.
-
-He quickly read this sign. “You needn’t be afraid of me.”
-
-“I’m not.”
-
-“Yes, you are. You’re both all of a tremble and white as two
-sheep--”
-
-“It isn’t that,” wailed the girl; “but I’ve twisted my foot again.”
-Her moan of pain broke the spell that bound Peggy.
-
-“Would you leave, please, for a moment?” she called to the owner of
-the cabin. “I’ve got to get up and doctor my patient.”
-
-“Sure!” he exclaimed, moving toward the door. “If I can do anything
-let me know.”
-
-As soon as her patient’s aching foot was eased Peggy opened the door
-and peeped out. A faint flare of yellow had come into the east, and
-beside the fire, rolled in his blanket, the ranger was sleeping.
-Frost covered everything and the air was keen.
-
-“He’s out there on the cold ground--with only one blanket.”
-
-“What a shame! Tell him to come inside--I’m not afraid of him.”
-
-“Neither am I--but I don’t believe he’ll come. It’s ’most morning,
-anyway--perhaps I’d better not disturb him.”
-
-“Take one of these quilts to him--that will help some.”
-
-Mrs. Adams lifted one of the coverlets and, stealing softly up, was
-spreading it over the sleeper when he woke with a start, a wild
-glare of alarm in his eyes.
-
-“Oh, it’s you!” he said in relief. Then he added, as he felt the
-extra cover: “That’s mighty white of you. Sure you don’t need it?”
-
-“We can spare it. But won’t you come inside? I’m sorry we drove you
-out of your cabin.”
-
-“That’s all right. I’m used to this. Good night. I’m just about dead
-for sleep.”
-
-Thus dismissed, Peggy went back and lay down beside Alice. “He says
-he’s quite comfortable,” she remarked, “and I hope he is, but he
-doesn’t look it.”
-
-When she woke again it was broad daylight and Alice was turning
-restlessly on her hard bed. In the blaze of the sun all the mystery
-of the night vanished. The incident of the return of the ranger to
-his cabin was as natural as the coming of dawn.
-
-“He probably makes regular trips through here,” said Mrs. Adams.
-
-But the wounded girl silently differed, for she had read in the
-man’s eyes and voice a great deal more than belonged to the
-commonplace character of a forest-ranger. That first vision of his
-face burned deep.
-
-She had seen on the wall of the station at “the road” the
-description of a train-robber which tallied closely with this man’s
-general appearance, and the conviction that she was living in the
-hidden hut of an outlaw grew into a certainty. “I must not let him
-suspect my discovery,” she thought.
-
-Mrs. Adams (who had not read the placard) treated the young fellow
-as if he were one of the forest wardens, manifesting complete
-confidence in him.
-
-He deftly helped her about breakfast, and when she invited him into
-the cabin he came readily, almost eagerly, but he approached Alice’s
-bed with a touch of hesitation, and his glance was softer and his
-voice gentler as he said:
-
-“Well, how do you stack up this morning?”
-
-“Much better, thank you.”
-
-“Must have been a jolt--my coming in last night the way I did?”
-
-“I guess the ‘jolt’ was mutual. You looked surprised.”
-
-He smiled again, a faint, swift half-smile. “Surprised! That’s no
-name for it. For a minute I thought I’d fallen clear through. I hope
-you didn’t get a back-set on account of it.”
-
-“Oh no, thank you.”
-
-“How many men are in your party?”
-
-“Six, counting the guides.”
-
-“Who are the men?”
-
-She named them, and he mused darkly, his eyes on her face. “I reckon
-I can’t wait to make their acquaintance. I’m going on down the Green
-River to-day. I’m sorry to miss ’em. They must be a nice bunch--to
-leave two women alone this way.”
-
-He ate heartily, but with a nicety which betrayed better training
-than is usual to men in his position. He remained silent and in deep
-thought, though his eyes were often on Alice’s face.
-
-As he rose to go he said to Peggy: “Would you mind doing up a little
-grub for me? I don’t know just when I’ll strike another camp.”
-
-“Why, of course! I’ll be glad to. Do you have to go?”
-
-“Yes, I must pull out,” he replied, and while she was preparing his
-lunch he rolled a blanket and tied it behind his saddle. At last he
-re-entered the cabin and, again advancing to Alice’s bedside,
-musingly remarked: “I hate to leave you women here alone. It doesn’t
-seem right. Are you sure your party will return to-night?”
-
-“Either to-night or to-morrow. Professor Ward intends to climb
-Frémont Peak.”
-
-“Then you won’t see him for three days.” His tone was that of one
-who communes with himself. “I reckon I’d better stay till to-morrow.
-I don’t like the feeling of the air.”
-
-She explained that Gage, one of the guides, would return in case the
-professor wished to remain in the heights.
-
-“Well, I’ll hang around till toward night, anyhow.”
-
-He went away for half an hour, and upon his return presented a
-cleanly shaven face and a much less savage look and bearing. He
-hovered about the door, apparently listening to Peggy’s chatter, but
-having eyes only for the wounded girl. He seized every slightest
-excuse to come in, and his voice softened and his manner changed
-quite as markedly, and at last, while Mrs. Adams was momentarily
-absent, he abruptly said:
-
-“You are afraid of me; I can see it in your eyes. I know why. You
-think you know who I am.”
-
-“Yes; I’m sure of it.”
-
-“What makes you think so?”
-
-“I saw your picture in the railway station.”
-
-He regarded her darkly. “Well, I trust you. You won’t give me away.
-I’m not so sure of her.” He nodded his head toward the open door.
-
-“What would be the good of my betraying you?”
-
-“Two thousand dollars’ reward is a big temptation.”
-
-“Nonsense! If I told--it would be for other reasons. If I were to
-betray your hiding-place it would be because society demands the
-punishment of criminals.”
-
-“I’m not a criminal. I never lifted a cent from any man. I didn’t
-get a dollar from the express company--but I tried--I want you to
-know, anyway,” he continued, “that I wouldn’t rob an individual--and
-I wouldn’t have tried this, only I was blind drunk and desperate. I
-needed cash, and needed it bad.”
-
-“What did you need it for?” asked Alice, with a steady look.
-
-He hesitated, and a flush crept across his brown face. His eyes
-wavered. “Well, you see, the old home was mortgaged--and mother was
-sick--”
-
-“Oh, bosh! Tell me the truth,” she demanded. “The papers said you
-did it for a girl. Why not be honest with me?”
-
-“I will,” he responded, impulsively. “Yes, that’s right. I did it
-for a girl--and afterward, when I was on the run, what did she do?
-Threw me down! Told everything she knew--the little coyote--and here
-I am hunted like a wolf on account of it.” His face settled into
-savage lines for a moment. But even as he sat thus another light
-came into his eyes. His gaze took account of Alice’s lips and the
-delicate rounded whiteness of her neck and chin. Her like he had
-never met before. The girls he had known giggled; this one smiled.
-His sweetheart used slang and talked of cattle like a herder, but
-this woman’s voice, so sweet and flexible, made delightfully strange
-music to his ears.
-
-Peggy’s return cut short his confidence, and while she was in the
-cabin he sat in silence, his eyes always on the girl. He seized
-every opportunity to speak to her, and each time his voice betrayed
-increasing longing for her favor.
-
-Mrs. Adams, who had conceived a liking for him, ordered him about as
-freely as though he were a hired guide, and he made himself useful
-on the slightest hint.
-
-Alice, on her part, was profoundly interested in him, and whenever
-her foot would permit her to think of anything else, she pitied him.
-In the madness of his need, his love, he had committed an act which
-made all the world his enemy, and yet, as she studied his form and
-expression, her heart filled with regret. He was very attractive in
-the Western way, with nothing furtive or evasive about him.
-
-With a directness quite equal to his own she questioned him about
-his reckless deed.
-
-“Why did you do it?” she exclaimed in despair of his problem.
-
-“I don’t know. Hanged if I do, especially now. Since seeing you I
-think I was crazy--crazy as a loon. If I’d done it for you, now, it
-wouldn’t have been so wild. You’re worth a man’s life. I’d die for
-you.”
-
-This outburst of passion, so fierce and wild, thrilled the girl; she
-grew pale with comprehension of his mood. It meant that the sight of
-her lying there had replaced the old madness with a new one. She was
-unprepared for this furious outflaming of primitive admiration.
-
-“You mustn’t talk like that to me,” she protested, as firmly as she
-could.
-
-He sensed her alarm. “Don’t you be scared,” he said, gently. “I
-didn’t mean to jar you. I only meant that I didn’t know such women
-as you were in the world. I’d trust you. You’ve got steady eyes.
-You’d stick by the man that played his whole soul for you, I can see
-that. I come of pretty good stock. I reckon that’s why you mean so
-much to me. You get hold of me in a way I can’t explain.”
-
-“Why don’t you fly?” she asked him. “Every minute you spend here
-increases your danger. The men may return at any moment.”
-
-“That’s funny, too,” he answered, and a look of singular, musing
-tenderness fell over his face. “I’d rather sit here with you and
-take my chances.”
-
-“But you must not! You are imperiling your life for nothing.”
-
-“You’re mistaken there. I’m getting something every
-minute--something that will stay with me all my life. After I leave
-you it doesn’t matter. I came into the hills just naturally, the way
-the elk does. After that girl reported me, life didn’t count. Seeing
-you has changed me. It matters a whole lot to me this minute, and
-when I leave you it’s stormy sunset for me, sure thing.”
-
-Alice gazed upon him with steady eyes, but her bosom rose and fell
-with the emotion which filled her heart. She debated calling for
-Mrs. Adams, but there was something in the droop of the outlaw’s
-head, in the tone of his voice, which arrested her. However sudden
-and frenzied his admiration might seem to others, it was sincere and
-manly, of that she was persuaded. Nevertheless, she was deeply
-perturbed.
-
-“I wish you would go,” she entreated at last, huskily. “I don’t want
-to see you taken. You have made yourself a criminal and I ought not
-to find excuses for you, but I do. You’re so young. It doesn’t seem
-as if you knew what you were doing. Why don’t you ride away into the
-wild north country and begin a new life somewhere? Can’t you escape
-to Canada?”
-
-He seized eagerly upon her suggestion. “Will you write to me if I
-do?”
-
-“No, I cannot promise that.”
-
-“Why can’t I play the ranger here and wait upon you till the men
-return?”
-
-“Because Professor Ward read that placard with me. He will know you
-instantly. I wish you’d go. Gage may come at any moment now.”
-
-Peggy came in with a disturbed look. “It looks like rain,” she
-announced; “the clouds are settling down all over the peaks.”
-
-The outlaw sprang up and went to the door. “It looked bad when I got
-up,” he said, as he studied the sky. “I guess we’re in for trouble.
-It may be snow.”
-
-His fears were soon realized. Rain began to fall in a thin drizzle,
-and at four o’clock the first faint flakes of snow began to flash
-amid the gray veils of the water-drops. The women looked at each
-other in alarm as the cabin’s interior darkened with the ominous
-shadow of the storm.
-
-“I don’t like this a bit,” said Peggy, after a while. “This is no
-mountain squall. I wish the men were here.”
-
-“It can’t be anything that will last,” replied Alice. “It isn’t time
-for the winter snows.”
-
-“I know,” replied Peggy. “But it’s snowing perfect feather beds now,
-and no wind. Lucky this forest-ranger is here. The men may get lost
-in this storm.”
-
-“Mercy! Don’t speak of such a thing!” exclaimed Alice; but she knew,
-just the same, that Ward and his party were high in the peaks, far,
-far above the cabin, and that the storm there would be
-proportionately fiercer. She listened with growing thankfulness to
-the outlaw’s blows upon the dry limbs of wood that he was chopping
-for the fire. He was very capable and would not desert them--of that
-she felt assured.
-
-As the man worked on, the women both came to keen realization of the
-serious view he took of the storm. He mounted his horse and with his
-rope dragged great bundles of fagots from the thickets. As he came
-up, laden with one of his bundles of hard-won fuel, Mrs. Adams
-asked:
-
-“You don’t think it will keep this up, do you?”
-
-“You never can tell what will happen in these mountains. It doesn’t
-generally snow much till later, but you can’t bank on anything in
-this range.”
-
-Alice called to him and he stepped inside. “What do you think we’d
-better do?” she asked.
-
-“There isn’t a thing you can do, miss. It’s just a case of stick it
-out. It may let up by sundown; but, as it is, your party can’t get
-back to-night, and if you don’t mind I’ll camp down just outside the
-door and keep the fire going.”
-
-“You will be a comfort to us,” she replied, “but I feel that--that
-you ought to be going. Isn’t it dangerous for you? I mean you will
-be shut in here.”
-
-“If I’m shut in, others are shut out,” he answered, with a grim
-smile. “My job is to keep fire.” With these words he returned to his
-work of breaking limbs from the dead firs.
-
-Alice said: “If it does turn out as this--this ranger says--if the
-storm keeps up, you mustn’t let him sleep out in the snow.”
-
-“Of course not,” said Peggy. “He can sleep inside. I trust him
-perfectly--and, besides, you have your revolver.”
-
-Alice smiled a little, wondering how Peggy’s trust would stand the
-strain of a fuller knowledge concerning their guardian’s stirring
-career.
-
- III
-
-In spite of her knowledge of the mountains and her natural
-intrepidity of character the wounded girl’s heart sank as the snow
-and the night closed down over the tiny cabin in its covert of firs.
-To be on foot in such gloom in the heart of such a wilderness, was
-sufficiently awe-inspiring, but to be helpless on a hard bed was to
-feel the utter inconsequence of humankind. “Suppose the storm blocks
-the trails so that the men cannot return for a week? What will we do
-for food?”
-
-Each time she heard the outlaw deliver his burden of wood her heart
-warmed to him. He was now her comfort and very present stay. “If it
-should happen that the trails become impassable he alone will stand
-between us and death,” she thought.
-
-The outlaw came in to say, abruptly, “If you weren’t hurt and if I
-weren’t in such a hurry I’d rather enjoy this.”
-
-He slashed his sombrero against his thigh as he spoke, and Mrs.
-Adams answered his remark without knowledge of its inner meaning.
-
-“You mustn’t think of sleeping outdoors to-night--Mr.----?”
-
-“Smith. I belong to the big family, the Smiths,” he promptly
-replied.
-
-“Why don’t you take away that improvised table by the wall and make
-your bed there?”
-
-“We’ll need the table,” he responded in a matter-of-fact tone. “I’ll
-just crawl under it. What’s giving me most trouble is the question
-of grub. They didn’t leave you any too much, did they?”
-
-“But you can kill game, can’t you?” asked Peggy.
-
-“We’re pretty high up for elk, and the blue grouse are scarce this
-year, but I reckon I can jump a deer or a ground-hog. We won’t
-starve, anyway.”
-
-Alice perceived in his voice a note of exultation. He was glad of
-his reprieve, and the thought of being her protector, at least for
-the night, filled him with joy. She read his mind easily and the
-romance of this relationship stirred her own heart. The dramatic
-possibilities of the situation appealed to her. At any moment the
-men might return and force her into the rôle of defender. On the
-other hand, they might be confined for days together in this little
-cabin, and in this enforced intimacy Peggy was sure to discover his
-secret and his adoration.
-
-The little hovel was filled with the golden light of the blazing
-fagots, and through the open door Alice could see the feathery
-crystals falling in a wondrous, glittering curtain across the night.
-The stream roared in subdued voice as though oppressed by the snows,
-and the shadow of the fugitive as he moved about the fire had a
-savage, primal significance which awed the girl into silence.
-
-He was very deft in camp work, and cooked their supper for them
-almost as well as they could have done it themselves, but he refused
-to sit at the table with Peggy. “I’ll just naturally stick to my
-slicker, if you don’t mind. I’m wet and my hands are too grimy to
-eat with a lady.”
-
-Alice continued to talk to him, always with an under-current of
-meaning which he easily read and adroitly answered. This care, this
-double meaning, drew them ever closer in spirit, and the girl took
-an unaccountable pleasure in it.
-
-After supper he took his seat in the open doorway, and the girl in
-the bunk looked upon him with softened glance. She had no fear of
-him now; on the contrary, she mentally leaned upon him. Without him
-the night would be a terror, the dawn an uncertainty. The brave
-self-reliance of his spirit appeared in stronger light as she
-considered that for weeks he had been camping alone, and that but
-for this accident to her he would be facing this rayless wintry
-night in solitude.
-
-He began again to question her. “I wish you’d tell me more about
-yourself,” he said, his dark eyes fixed upon her. “I can’t
-understand why any girl like you should come up here with a bunch of
-rock-sharps. Are you tied up to the professor?”
-
-If Peggy expected her patient to resent this question she must have
-been surprised, for Alice merely smiled as if at the impertinence of
-a child.
-
-Mrs. Adams replied: “I can tell you that she is--and a very
-fortunate girl her friends think her.”
-
-He turned to her with unmoved face. “You mean he’s got money, I
-reckon.”
-
-“Money and brains and good looks and a fine position.”
-
-“That’s about the whole works, ain’t it--leastwise he will have it
-all when he gets you. A man like that doesn’t deserve what he’s got.
-He’s a chump. Do you suppose I’d go off and leave you alone in a
-hole like this with a smashed leg? I’d never bring you into such a
-country, in the first place. And I certainly wouldn’t leave you just
-to study a shack of ice on the mountainside.”
-
-“I urged him to go, and, besides, Peggy is mistaken; we’re not
-engaged.”
-
-“But he left you! That’s what sticks in my crop. He can’t be just
-right in his head. If I had any chance of owning you I’d never let
-you out of my sight. I wouldn’t take a chance. I don’t understand
-these city fellows. I reckon their blood is thinned with ice-water.
-If I had you I’d be scared every minute for fear of losing you. I’d
-be as dangerous to touch as a silver-tip. If I had any place to take
-you I’d steal you right now.”
-
-This was more than banter. Even Mrs. Adams perceived the passion
-quivering beneath his easy, low-toned speech. He was in truth
-playing with the conception of seizing this half-smiling,
-half-musing girl whose helpless body was at once a lure and an
-inspiration. It was perfectly evident that he was profoundly
-stirred.
-
-And so was Alice. “What,” she dared ask herself, “will become of
-this?”
-
- IV
-
-To the outlaw in the Rocky Mountain cabin in that stormy night it
-was in every respect the climax of his life. As he sat in the
-doorway, looking at the fire and over into the storm beyond, he
-realized that he was shaken by a wild, crude lyric of passion. Here
-was, to him, the pure emotion of love. All the beautiful things he
-had ever heard or read of girlhood, of women, of marriage, rose in
-his mind to make this night an almost intolerable blending of joy
-and sorrow, hope and despair.
-
-To stay time in its flight, to make this hour his own, to cheat the
-law, to hold the future at bay--these were the avid desires, the
-vague resolutions, of his brain. So sure as the day came this
-happiness would end. To-morrow he must resume his flight, resigning
-his new-found jewel into the hands of another. To this thought he
-returned again and again, each time with new adoration for the girl
-and added fury and hate against his relentless pursuers and himself.
-He did not spare himself! “Gad! what a fool I’ve been--and yet, if I
-had been less a fool I would not be here and I would never have met
-her.” He ended with a glance toward Alice.
-
-Then he arose, closed the door of the cabin, and stood without
-beside the fire, so that the women might prepare for bed. His first
-thought of suicide came to him. Why not wait with his love as long
-as possible--stay till the law’s hand was in the air above his head,
-uplifted to strike, and then, in this last moment, die with this
-latest, more glorious passion as climax to his career? To flee meant
-endless fear, torment. To be captured meant defeat, utter and final
-dismay.
-
-A knock upon the door startled him, and Peggy’s voice cut short his
-meditation. “You can come in now, Mr. Smith,” she said.
-
-The broad crystals were still falling thickly and the fire was
-hissing and spluttering around a huge root which he had rolled upon
-it. In its light the cabin stood hardly higher than a kennel, and
-yet it housed the woman whose glance had transformed his world into
-something mystical. A man of commonplace ancestry would have felt
-only an animal delight in shelter and warmth, but this youth was
-stirred to a spiritual exaltation. The girl’s bosom, the rounded
-beauty of her neck, appealed to him, but so also did the steady
-candor of her gaze and the sweet courage of her lips. Her
-helplessness roused his protective instinct, and her words, the
-sound of her voice, so precise, so alien-sweet, filled him with
-bitter sadness, and he re-entered the house in such spirit of
-self-abasement as he had never known before.
-
-He lay down upon the hard floor in silence, his audacity gone, his
-reckless courage deep-sunk in gloomy foreboding.
-
-Alice, on her part, could not free her mind from the burden of his
-crime. He was so young, and so handsome, to be hunted like a noxious
-beast! She had at the moment more concern of him than of Ward, and
-in this lay a certain disloyalty. She sighed deeply as she thought
-of the outlaw resuming his flight next day. Would it not be better
-for him to sacrifice himself to the vengeance of the state at once
-and so end it? What right had she to shield him from the law’s
-demand? “He is a criminal, after all. He must pay for his rash act.”
-
-She could not sleep, and when he rose to feed the fire she softly
-asked, “Does it still storm?”
-
-“No,” he answered in a tone that voiced disappointment; “the sky is
-clear.”
-
-“Isn’t that cheering!” she exclaimed, still in the same hushed
-voice.
-
-“For you,” he replied. “For me it’s another story.” He felt the
-desire for a secret consultation which moved her, and on his way
-back to his corner he halted and fixed his eyes upon her in hungry
-admiration of her fire-lit face. Then he spoke. “I should have
-pulled out before the storm quit. They can trail me now. But no
-matter; I’ve known you.”
-
-She still kept to ambiguous speech. “Wouldn’t it be better to give
-up and take your--misfortune, and begin again? Professor Ward and I
-will do all we can to help you.”
-
-“That’s mighty white of you,” he responded, slowly. “But I can’t
-stand the thought of confinement. I’ve been free as an Injun all my
-life. Every way of the wind has been open to me. No; just as long as
-I can find a wild spot I must keep moving. If it comes to ‘hands
-up!’ I take the short cut.” He tapped his revolver as he spoke.
-
-“You mustn’t do that,” she entreated. “Promise me you won’t think of
-that!”
-
-He made a stride toward her, but a movement of her companion checked
-him.
-
-“Is it morning?” Peggy sleepily asked.
-
-“Not quite,” answered the outlaw, “but it’s time for me to be
-moving. I’d like to hear from you sometime,” he said to Alice, and
-his voice betrayed his sadness and tenderness. “Where could I reach
-you?”
-
-She gave her address with a curious sense of wrongdoing.
-
-He listened intently. “I’ll remember that,” he said, “when I’ve
-forgotten everything else. And now--” He reached his hand to her and
-she took it.
-
-“Poor boy! I’m sorry for you!” she whispered.
-
-Her words melted his heart. Dropping on his knees beside her bed, he
-pressed her fingers to his lips, then rose. “I’ll see you
-again--somewhere--sometime,” he said, brokenly. “Good-by.”
-
-No sooner had the door closed behind the outlaw than Peggy rose in
-her place beside Alice and voiced her mystification. “Now what is
-the meaning of all that?”
-
-“Don’t ask me,” replied the girl. “I don’t feel like talking, and my
-foot is aching dreadfully. Can’t you get up and bathe it? I hate to
-ask you--but it hurts me so.”
-
-Peggy sprang up and began to dress, puffing and whistling with
-desperation. As soon as she was dressed she ran to the door and
-opened it. All was still, a world of green and white. “The fire is
-almost out,” she reported, “and I can see Mr. Smith’s horse’s
-tracks.”
-
- V
-
-It was about ten o’clock when a couple of horsemen suddenly rounded
-the point of the forest and rode into the clearing. One of them, a
-slender, elderly man with gray, curly beard and a skin like red
-leather, dismounted and came slowly to the door, and though his eyes
-expressed surprise at meeting women in such a place, he was very
-polite.
-
-“Mornin’, ma’am,” he said, with suave inflection.
-
-“Good morning,” Peggy replied.
-
-“Fine snowy mornin’.”
-
-“It is so.” She was a little irritated by the fixed stare of his
-round, gray eyes.
-
-He became more direct. “May I ask who you are and how you happen to
-be here, ma’am?”
-
-“You may. I’m Mrs. Adams. I came up here with my husband, Professor
-Adams.”
-
-“Where is he?”
-
-“He has gone up the trail toward Frémont. He is a botanist.”
-
-“Is that his horse’s tracks?”
-
-Alice called sharply, “Peggy!”
-
-Mrs. Adams turned abruptly and went in.
-
-The stranger turned a slow gaze upon his companion.
-
-“Well, this beats me. ’Pears like we’re on the wrong trail, Bob. I
-reckon we’ve just naturally overhauled a bunch of tourists.”
-
-“Better go in and see what’s inside,” suggested the other man,
-slipping from his horse.
-
-“All right. You stay where you are.”
-
-As he stepped to the door and rapped, Peggy opened it, but Alice
-took up the inquiry.
-
-“What do you want?” she asked, imperiously.
-
-The man, after looking keenly about, quietly replied: “I’m wonderin’
-how you women come to be here alone, but first of all I want to know
-who made them tracks outside the door?”
-
-Alice ignored the latter part of his question and set about
-satisfying his wonder. “We came up here with a geological survey,
-but my horse fell on my foot and I couldn’t ride, so the men had to
-leave me behind--”
-
-“Alone?” sharply interrogated the man.
-
-“No; one man stayed.”
-
-“What was his name?”
-
-“I don’t know. We called him Smith.”
-
-“Was he the man that rode away this morning?”
-
-“What does that matter to you?” asked the girl. “Why are you so
-inquisitive?”
-
-He maintained his calm tone of mild authority. “I’m the sheriff of
-Uinta County, ma’am, and I’m looking for a man who’s been hiding out
-in this basin. I was trailin’ him close when the snow came on
-yesterday, and I didn’t know but what these tracks was his.”
-
-Peggy turned toward Alice with an involuntary expression of
-enlightenment, and the sheriff read it quickly. Slipping between the
-two women, he said:
-
-“Jest a minute, miss. What sort of a looking man was this Smith?”
-
-Alice took up the story. “He was rather small and dark--wasn’t he,
-Peggy?”
-
-Peggy considered. “I didn’t notice him particularly. Yes, I think he
-was.”
-
-The man outside called: “Hurry up, Cap. It’s beginning to snow
-again.”
-
-The sheriff withdrew toward the door. “You’re both lying,” he
-remarked without heat, “but it don’t matter. We’ll mighty soon
-overhaul this man on the horse--whoever he is. If you’ve been
-harboring Hall McCord we’ll have to take you, too.” With that threat
-as a farewell he mounted his horse and rode away.
-
-Peggy turned to Alice. “Did you know that young fellow was an
-outlaw?”
-
-“Yes: I saw his picture and description on a placard in the railway
-station. I recognized him at once.”
-
-“Why didn’t you tell me?”
-
-“Well, I liked his looks, and, besides, I wanted to find out if he
-were really bad or only unfortunate.”
-
-“What has he done?”
-
-“They say he held up a train!”
-
-“Merciful Heavens! a train-robber! What’s his real name?”
-
-“The name on the placard was Hall McCord.”
-
-“And to think he was in the same room with us last night, and you
-were chumming with him! I can’t understand you. Are you sure he is
-the robber?”
-
-“Yes. He confessed to having tried to rob the express car.”
-
-“He seemed such a nice fellow. How did he come to do it?”
-
-Alice concluded not to honor the other girl by bringing her into the
-discussion. “Oh, it is hard to say. Need of money, I suppose. Poor
-boy, I pity him.”
-
-“They’ll get him, sure. They can follow his tracks as easy as
-anything. I don’t suppose I ought to say it, but I hope he’ll get
-away. Don’t you?”
-
-“Yes, I do!” was Alice’s fervent response. “But see! it’s snowing
-again. It may cover his trail.”
-
-Peggy went to the door and gazed long and keenly at the peaks. When
-she turned her face was solemn. “Allie, this is getting pretty
-serious for us. If the men don’t come to-day they may get snowed up
-entirely.”
-
-Alice stifled a wail. “Oh, if I were only able to walk I wouldn’t
-mind. I could help gather fuel and keep the fire going.”
-
-“There’s plenty of wood for another day, but I’m worried about the
-men. Suppose they are up on that glacier?”
-
-“I’m not worried about them, but I know they are worrying about us.
-They’ll surely start back this morning; but they may not be able to
-reach us till night.”
-
-The light of the morning had turned gray and feeble. The air was
-still and the forest soundless, save now and then when a snow-laden
-branch creaked with its burden.
-
-There was something majestic as well as menacing in this
-all-pervading solemn hush.
-
-Peggy went about her duties as cheerfully as she could, but with a
-wider knowledge of mountaineering than Alice had. She was at heart
-quite terrified. “We’re going to miss our nice outlaw,” she
-remarked. “He was so effective as a purveyor of wood.” Then she went
-to the door and looked out. “That sheriff will never keep his
-trail,” she said.
-
-“What’s that?” suddenly asked Alice.
-
-Both listened. “I hear it!” whispered Peggy. “It’s a horse--there!
-Some one spoke.”
-
-“It’s Freeman!” Alice joyously called out. “Coo-hoo!”
-
-No one replied, and Peggy, rushing to the door, met the young
-outlaw, who appeared on the threshold with stern, set face.
-
-“Who’s been here since I left? Your party?”
-
-Peggy recoiled in surprise and alarm, and Alice cried out, “Why did
-you come back?”
-
-“Two men on horseback have been here since I left. Who were they?”
-His voice was full of haste.
-
-“One of them said--he was the--the sheriff,” Alice replied, faintly.
-
-He smiled then, a kind of terrifying humor in his eyes. “Well, the
-chances are he knew. They took my trail, of course, and left in a
-hurry. Expected to overhaul me on the summit. They’ve got their work
-cut out for ’em.”
-
-“How did they miss you?” the girl asked, huskily.
-
-“Well, you see, when I got up where I could view the sky I was dead
-sure we were in for a whooping big snow-storm, and I just couldn’t
-leave you girls up here all alone, so I struck right down the cañon
-in the bed of the creek--the short cut. I don’t like to backtrail,
-anyway; it’s a bad habit to get into. I like to leave as blind a
-trail as I can.” His face lightened up, grew boyish again. “They’re
-sure up against a cold proposition about now. They’ll lose my track
-among the rocks, but they’ll figure I’ve hustled right on over into
-Pine Creek, and if they don’t freeze to death in the pass they’ll
-come out at Glover’s haymeadow to-morrow night. How’s the wood-pile
-holding out?”
-
-“Please go!” cried Alice. “Take your chance now and hurry away.”
-
-“I’m not used to leaving women in such a fix. The moment I saw that
-blizzard was beginning all over again I turned back.”
-
-“You haven’t had any breakfast?” said Peggy.
-
-“Nothing to speak of,” he replied, dryly. “I wasn’t thinking of
-breakfast when I pulled out.”
-
-“I’ll get you some.”
-
-Alice could not throw off the burden of his danger. “What will you
-do when my people return?”
-
-“I don’t know--trust to luck.”
-
-“You are very foolish. They are certain to come to-day.”
-
-“They won’t know who I am if you women don’t give me away.”
-
-“I’m sure Freeman--Professor Ward--will know you, for he also saw
-the placard.”
-
-“That’s no sign. Suppose he does--maybe he won’t think it is his job
-to interfere. Anyway”--here his voice became decisive--“I won’t
-leave you in such a fix as this.” His eyes spoke to her of that
-which his tongue could not utter. “I wanted an excuse to come back,
-anyway,” he concluded. “No matter what comes now, my job is here to
-protect you.”
-
-She did not rebuke him, and Peggy--though she wondered at his
-tone--was too grateful for his presence even to question Alice’s
-motive in permitting such remarks.
-
-As for Alice, she felt herself more and more involved in the tangled
-skein of his mysterious life. His sudden and reckless abandonment of
-the old love which had ruined him, and the new and equally
-irrational regard which he now professed for her, filled her with a
-delicious marveling.
-
-He appealed to a woman’s imagination. He had the spice of the
-unknown. In her relationship with Ward there was no danger, no
-mystery--his courtship narrowly escaped being commonplace. She had
-accepted his attentions and expected to marry him, and yet the
-thought of the union produced, at its warmest, merely a glow of
-comfort, a sense of security, whereas the hint of being loved and
-protected by this Rob Roy of the hills, this reckless Rough Rider of
-the wilderness, was instinct with romance. Of course his devotion
-was a crazy folly, and yet, lying there in her rough bunk, with an
-impenetrable wall of snow shutting out the rest of the world, it was
-hard not to feel that this man and his future had become an
-inescapable part of her life--a part which grew in danger and in
-charm from hour to hour.
-
-Full two miles above the level of her own home, surrounded by peaks
-unscalably wild and lonely, deserted by those who should care for
-her, was it strange that she should return this man’s adoring gaze
-with something of the primal woman’s gratitude and submission?
-
-The noon darkened into dusk as they talked, slowly, with long
-pauses, and one by one the stirring facts of the rover’s life came
-out. From his boyhood he had always done the reckless thing. He had
-known no restraint till, as a member of the Rough Riders, he yielded
-a partial obedience to his commanders. When the excitement of the
-campaigns was over he had deserted and gone back to the round-up
-wagon and the campfire.
-
-In the midst of his confidences he maintained a reserve about his
-family which showed more self-mastery than anything else about him.
-That he was the black sheep of an honorable flock became
-increasingly evident. He had been the kind of lad who finds in the
-West a fine field for dare-devil adventure. And yet there were
-unstirred depths in the man. He was curious about a small book which
-Alice kept upon her bed, and which she read from time to time with
-serene meditation on her face.
-
-“What is that?” he asked.
-
-“My Bible.”
-
-“Can I see it?”
-
-“Certainly.”
-
-He took it carefully and read the title on the back, then turned a
-few of the leaves. “I’m not much on reading,” he said, “but I’ve got
-a sister that sends me tracts, and the like.” He returned to the
-fly-leaf.
-
-“Is this your name?”
-
-“Yes.”
-
-“‘Alice Mansfield,’” he read; “beautiful name! ‘New York City’!
-That’s pretty near the other side of the world to me.” He studied
-the address with intent look. “I’d like to buy this book. How much
-will you take for it?”
-
-“I’ll trade it for your weapon,” she replied.
-
-He looked at her narrowly. “You mean something by that. I reckon I
-follow you. No, I can’t do that--not now. If I get into business
-over the line I’ll disarm, but in this country a fellow needs to be
-protected. I want this book!”
-
-“For the fly-leaf?”
-
-He smiled in return. “You’ve hit it.”
-
-She hesitated. “I’ll give you the book if you’ll promise to read
-it.”
-
-He clapped the covers together and put the volume in his pocket.
-“It’s mine! I’ll read every word of it, if it takes an age, and
-here’s my hand on it.”
-
-She gave him her hand, and in this clasp something came to her from
-his clutching fingers which sobered her. She drew her hand away
-hastily and said: “If you read that book--and think about it--it
-will change your whole world.”
-
-He, too, lost his brightness. “Well, I’m not so anxious to keep up
-this kind of life. But if anybody changes me it will be you.”
-
-“Hush!” she warned with lifted finger.
-
-He fell back, and after a little silence went out to wait upon the
-fire.
-
-“It seems to me,” said Peggy, reprovingly, “that you’re too gracious
-with this mountaineer; he’s getting presumptuous.”
-
-“He doesn’t mean to be. It’s his unsophisticated way. Anyhow, we
-can’t afford to be captious to our host.”
-
-“That’s true,” admitted Peggy.
-
-The night shut down with the snow still falling, but with a growing
-chill in the air.
-
-“The flakes are finer,” the outlaw announced, as he came in a little
-later. “That is a good sign. It is growing colder and the wind is
-changing. It will pinch hard before sun-up, and the worst of it,
-there’s no way to warm this cabin. We can’t have the door open
-to-night. I’m worried about you,” he said to Alice. “If only those
-chumps had left a man-size ax!”
-
-The two women understood that this night was to bring them into
-closer intimacy with the stranger than before. He could not remain
-outdoors, and though they now knew something of his desperate
-character, they had no fear of him. He had shown his chivalry. No
-one could have been more considerate of them, for he absented
-himself at Peggy’s request instantly and without suggestion of
-jocularity, and when he came in and found them both in bed he said:
-
-“I reckon I’ll not make down to-night--you’ll need all your blankets
-before morning”; and thereupon without weighing their protests,
-proceeded to spread the extra cover over them.
-
-Alice looked up at him in the dim light of the candle and softly
-asked: “What will you do? You will suffer with cold!”
-
-“Don’t worry about me; I’m an old campaigner. I still have a blanket
-to wrap around my shoulders. I’ll snooze in a corner. If you hear me
-moving around don’t be worried; I’m hired to keep the fire going
-even if it doesn’t do us much good inside.”
-
-The chill deepened. The wind began to roar, and great masses of
-snow, dislodged from the tall trees above the cabin, fell upon its
-roof with sounds like those of soft, slow footfalls. Strange noises
-of creaking and groaning and rasping penetrated to Alice’s ears, and
-she cowered half in fear, half in joy of her shelter and her male
-protector. Men were fine animals for the wild.
-
-She fell asleep at last, seeing her knight’s dim form propped
-against the wall, wrapped in a blanket Indian-wise, his head bowed
-over the book she had given him, a candle smoking in his hand.
-
-She woke when he rose to feed the fire, and the current of cold air
-which swept in caused her to cover her mouth with the blanket. He
-turned toward her.
-
-“It’s all over for sure, this time,” he said. “It’s cold and goin’
-to be colder. How are you standing it? If your feet are cold I can
-heat a stone. How is the hurt foot?” He drew near and looked down
-upon her anxiously.
-
-“Very much easier, thank you.”
-
-“I’m mighty glad of that. I wish I could take the pain all on
-myself.”
-
-“You have troubles of your own,” she answered, as lightly as she
-could.
-
-“That’s true, too,” he agreed in the same tone. “So many that a
-little one more or less wouldn’t count.”
-
-“Do you call my wound little?”
-
-“I meant the foot was little--”
-
-She checked him.
-
-“I didn’t mean to make light of it. It sure is no joke.” He added,
-“I’ve made a start on the book.”
-
-“How do you like it?”
-
-“I don’t know yet,” he answered, and went back to his corner.
-
-She snuggled under her warm quilts again, remorseful, yet not daring
-to suggest a return of the blanket he had lent. When she woke again
-he was on his feet, swinging his arms silently. His candle had gone
-out, but a faint light was showing in the room.
-
-“Is it morning?” she asked.
-
-“Just about,” he replied, stretching like a cat.
-
-The dawn came gloriously. The sun in far-splashing splendor slanted
-from peak to peak, painting purple shadows on the snow and warming
-the boles of the tall trees till they shone like fretted gold. The
-jays cried out as if in exultation of the ending of the tempest, and
-the small stream sang over its icy pebbles with resolute cheer. It
-was a land to fill a poet with awe and ecstatic praise--a radiant,
-imperial, and merciless landscape. Trackless, almost soundless, the
-mountain world lay waiting for the alchemy of the sun.
-
- VI
-
-The morning was well advanced when a far, faint halloo broke through
-the silence of the valley. The ranger stood like a statue, while
-Peggy cried out:
-
-“It’s one of our men!”
-
-Alice turned to the outlaw with anxious face. “If it’s the sheriff
-stay in here with me. Let me plead for you. I want him to know what
-you’ve done for us.”
-
-The look that came upon his face turned her cold with fear. “If it
-is the sheriff--” He did not finish, but she understood.
-
-The halloo sounded nearer and the outlaw’s face lightened. “It’s one
-of your party. He is coming up from below.”
-
-Impatiently they waited for the new-comer to appear, and though he
-seemed to draw nearer at every shout, his progress was very slow. At
-last the man appeared on the opposite bank of the stream. He was
-covered with snow and stumbling along like a man half dead with
-hunger and fatigue.
-
-“Why, it’s Gage!” exclaimed Peggy.
-
-It was indeed the old hunter, and as he drew near his gaunt and
-bloodless face was like that of a starved and hunted animal. His
-first word was an anxious inquiry, “How are ye?”
-
-“All well,” Peggy answered.
-
-“And the crippled girl?”
-
-“Doing nicely. Thanks to Mr. Smith here, we did not freeze. Are you
-hungry?”
-
-The guide looked upon the outlaw with glazed, protruding eyes.
-“Hungry? I’m done. I’ve been wallerin’ in the snow all night and I’m
-just about all in.”
-
-“Where are the others?” called Alice from her bed.
-
-Gage staggered to the door. “They’re up at timber-line. I left them
-day before yesterday. I tried to get here, but I lost my bearin’s
-and got on the wrong side o’ the creek. ’Pears like I kept on the
-wrong side o’ the hog-back. Then my horse gave out, and that set me
-afoot. I was plum scared to death about you folks. I sure was.”
-
-Peggy put some food before him and ordered him into silence. “Talk
-later,” she said.
-
-The outlaw turned to Alice. “That explains it. Your Professor Ward
-trusted to this man to take care of you and stayed in camp. You
-can’t blame him.”
-
-Gage seemed to have suddenly become old, almost childish. “I never
-was lost before,” he muttered, sadly. “I reckon something must have
-went wrong in my head. ’Pears like I’m gettin’ old and foolish.”
-
-Alice exchanged glances with the outlaw. It was plain that he was in
-no danger from this dazed and weakened old man who could think of
-nothing but the loss of his sense of direction.
-
-As the day advanced the sun burned clear. At noon it was warm enough
-to leave the door open, and Alice, catching glimpses of the flaming
-world of silver and purple and gold, was filled with a desire to
-quit her dark corner.
-
-“I’m going to get up!” she exclaimed. “I won’t lie here any longer.”
-
-“Don’t try it!” protested Peggy.
-
-“I’m going to do it!” she insisted. “I can hobble to the door if you
-help me.”
-
-“I’ll carry you,” said the outlaw. “Wrap her up and I’ll get her a
-seat.”
-
-And so, while Mrs. Adams wrapped her patient in a blanket, the
-outlaw dragged one of the rough, ax-hewn benches to the door and
-covered it with blankets. He put a stone to heat and then re-entered
-just as Alice, supported by Peggy, was setting foot to the floor.
-Swiftly, unhesitatingly, and very tenderly he put his arms about her
-and lifted her to the bench in the doorway before the fire.
-
-It was so sweet to feel that wondrous body in his arms. His daring
-to do it surprised her, but her own silent acquiescence, and the
-shiver of pleasure which came with the embarrassment of it, confused
-and troubled her.
-
-“That’s better,” he said as he dropped to the ground and drew the
-blankets close about her feet. “I’ll have a hot stone for you in a
-minute.”
-
-He went about these ministrations with an inward ecstasy which shone
-in his eyes and trembled in his voice. But as she furtively studied
-his face and observed the tremor of his hands in tender ministration
-she lost all fear of him.
-
-After three days in her dark corner of the hut the sunshine was
-wondrously inspiring to the girl, although the landscape on which
-she gazed was white and wild as December. It was incredible that
-only a few hours lay between the flower-strewn valley of her
-accident and this silent and desolate, yet beautiful, wilderness of
-snow. And so, as she looked into the eyes of the outlaw, it seemed
-as though she had known him from spring to winter, and her wish to
-help him grew with every hour of their acquaintanceship.
-
-She planned his defense before Ward and Adams. “When they know how
-kind and helpful he has been they can but condone his one rash
-deed,” she argued in conclusion.
-
-He was sitting at her feet, careless of time, the law, content with
-her nearness, and mindful only of her comfort, when a distant
-rifle-shot brought him to his feet with the swiftness of the
-startled stag.
-
-“That’s your expedition,” he said, “or some one who needs help.”
-
-Again the shots rang out, _one_, _two_, _three_--_one_, _two_,
-_three_.
-
-“It’s a signal! It’s your party!”
-
-Peggy uttered a cry of joy and rushed outside, but Alice turned an
-unquiet gaze on the outlaw. “You’d better fly!”
-
-“What is the use?” he answered, bitterly. “The snow is so deep there
-is no show to cross the range, and my horse is weak and hungry.”
-
-Gage appeared at the door. “Lemme take your gun, stranger; I want to
-answer the signal.”
-
-“Where’s your own?”
-
-“I left it on my horse,” the old man answered, sheepishly.
-
-The young fellow looked at Alice with a keen glitter in his eyes.
-“I’ll make answer myself,” he said; “I’m very particular about my
-barkers.”
-
-Alice, as she heard his revolver’s answering word leap into the
-silent air and bound and rebound along the cliffs, was filled with a
-sudden fear that the sheriff might be guided back by the sound--and
-this indeed the fugitive himself remarked as he came back to his
-seat beside her.
-
-“If he’s anywhere on this side of the divide he’ll sure come back.
-But I’ve done my best. The Lord God Almighty has dropped the snow
-down here and shut me in with you, and I’m not complaining.”
-
-There was no answer to be made to this fatalism of utterance, and
-none to the worship of his eyes.
-
-“Lift me up!” commanded Alice; “I want to look out and see if I can
-see anybody.”
-
-The outlaw took her in his arms, supporting her in the threshold in
-order that she might see over the vast sea of white. But no human
-being was to be seen.
-
-“Take me back--inside,” Alice said to the man who had her in his
-arms. “I feel cold here.”
-
-Once again, and with a feeling that it was, perhaps, for the last
-time, he carried her back to her bench and re-enveloped her in her
-blankets.
-
-“Stay here with me now,” she whispered to him, as she looked up into
-his face.
-
-And the outlaw, filled with gladness and pride, threw himself on the
-floor beside her.
-
- VII
-
-The signal pistol-shots came nearer and nearer, but very slowly; and
-as the outlaw sat beside Alice’s couch he took her Bible from his
-pocket and said:
-
-“I made a stab at reading this last night.”
-
-She smiled. “I saw you. How did you like it?”
-
-“I didn’t exactly get aboard someway.”
-
-“What was the trouble?”
-
-“I guess it was because I kept thinking of you--and my own place in
-the game. Three days ago I didn’t care what became of me, but now I
-want a chance. I don’t see any chance coming my way, but if I had
-I’d make use of it.” He looked at her a moment in silence, then with
-sudden intensity broke forth. “Do you know what you mean to me? When
-I look at your face and eyes I’m hungry for you.”
-
-She shrank from him and called to Mrs. Adams.
-
-He went on. “Oh, you needn’t be afraid. I just wanted to say it,
-that’s all. If there was only some other way to straighten
-myself--but I can’t go to jail. I can’t stand up to be clipped like
-a poodle-dog, then put on striped clothing and walk lock-step--I
-can’t do it! They’ll put me in for ten years. I’d be old when I got
-out.” He shuddered. “No, I won’t do that! I’d rather die here in the
-hills.”
-
-She grew white in sympathy. “It is a frightful price to pay for one
-insane act, and yet--crime should be punished.”
-
-“I’m getting my punishment now,” he replied, with darkly brooding
-glance. “There’s a good old man and two women, my sisters, waiting
-for me down the slope. If I could reach home I’d try to live
-straight, but it’s a long and dangerous trail between here and
-there.”
-
-Peggy now ran into the cabin. “It’s the expedition,” she announced.
-“I can see Freeman.”
-
-“I reckon this is where I get off,” said the outlaw in a tone of
-mingled relief and dismay.
-
-“No, no!” Alice entreated. “Stay till Freeman comes. He will help
-you. Let me explain to him. I know he will not betray you.”
-
-He looked at her again with that intent, longing worship in his
-eyes, and answered, “I accept the chance for the sake of one more
-hour with you.”
-
-The outlaw stepped to the door, and he saw a man at the head of his
-train mid-leg deep in snow, leading his horse, breaking the way for
-his followers, who were on foot, crawling, stumbling, and twisting
-among the down-timber, unmindful of the old trail.
-
-At sight of that big and resolute leader, with flowing black beard
-and ruddy face, the outlaw was filled with jealous sadness. To find
-Ward a man of superb physical prowess, the kind that measures peaks
-for the fun of it, was disturbing, and without defining his feeling
-he was plunged into melancholy musing. And when later Ward entered,
-and, stooping over the couch, kissed Alice, the end of his idyl
-seemed to him announced.
-
-In the bustle of the moment, in the interchange of anxious, hurried
-inquiries, the outlaw stood aside in the corner, unnoticed, till
-Alice caught Ward’s arm and said:
-
-“Freeman, this is Mr. Smith, to whom we owe a great deal. He has
-taken the utmost care of us. We would have frozen but for him.”
-
-Ward shook hands with the outlaw, but wonderingly asked of Alice,
-“But where was Gage?”
-
-The outlaw answered, “Gage got lost and only turned up a couple of
-hours ago.”
-
-Ward turned to Alice in horror. “Good Lord! And you were here
-alone--crippled--in this storm?”
-
-“No--that’s what I’m telling you. Mr. Smith came and took care of
-us. He brought our wood, he cooked for us, he kept our fire going.
-He gave up his bed, even his blankets, for us. You should be very
-generous to him.”
-
-Ward again reached a hearty hand. “I’m tremendously obliged to you.”
-
-The outlaw quailed under all this praise. “There was mighty little
-to do,” he answered. “I only shared my fire with them.”
-
-Ward studied him closer. “Haven’t we met before?”
-
-“No, I reckon not.”
-
-“I’m quite sure I’ve see you somewhere. What are you doing up in
-here?”
-
-Alice interposed. “What are we going to do?”
-
-Ward turned to the outlaw. “What would you advise? I’ve only had one
-idea, and that was to reach this cabin. Now what would you do?”
-
-The outlaw was ready. “I would send a part of the men with the
-horses down the valley to grass and I’d wait here till Miss
-Mansfield is able to ride.”
-
-“Will this snow go off?”
-
-“That’s my notion.”
-
-“It’s certain we can’t camp here--the horses must have grass.”
-
-“I’ll be able to ride in a day or two,” Alice said, bravely.
-
-“We could frame up a portable bed and carry you,” suggested the
-outlaw; “but it can’t be done to-night, so you’d better send your
-outfit down to the marsh to camp. The horses are worn out and so are
-the men.”
-
-“Will you guide them to grass and help them find shelter?”
-
-The outlaw hesitated for an instant, and Alice interposed: “No, no!
-Let Gage do that. I want Mr. Smith to remain here.”
-
-Ward perceived in her entreaty something of anxiety and fear, and
-after the men and horses had started down the slope he turned to the
-outlaw and said: “I’m mighty grateful to you, Mr. Smith. It must
-have surprised you to find these women here.”
-
-The outlaw dryly replied, “It did!”
-
-Alice added: “It was in the middle of the night, too; but Mr. Smith
-was very nice about it. He slept outdoors without a word of
-complaint.”
-
-Ward had figured the situation to conclusion: “Smith is a poacher,”
-and though he had a savage dislike of these illicit
-game-slaughterers, he could not but be glad of the presence of this
-particular outlaw, and resolved to overlook his trade in gratitude
-for his cabin and service.
-
-The outlaw helped Adams and Ward to clear away the snow for a tent,
-and Alice, seeing the three men thus amicably joined in her defense,
-could not find it in her heart to condemn one of them as a criminal.
-Here in the white isolation of the peaks the question of crime and
-its punishment became personal. To have this man’s fate in her hand
-was like grasping the executioner’s sword for herself.
-
-“If women had to punish criminals themselves, with their own hand,”
-she asked, “how many of them would do it?”
-
-Peggy came in and whispered to her: “No one else seems to have
-recognized him. He may get away safely. I hope he will. Shall we
-tell the men who he is?”
-
-“Yes, we shall have to do that soon, but I’m afraid they won’t take
-the sentimental view of him that we do. I tremble to think of what
-they will do when they know.”
-
-Ward explained to Adams: “Our friend Smith here is a poacher--but as
-our account stands I don’t feel it my duty to report him, do you?”
-
-“No; Peggy tells me he has acted like a gentleman all through.”
-
-In this spirit they made themselves comfortable for the night.
-
-The sun set gloriously, but the air bit ever sharper, and while
-Peggy went about her cooking, assisted by her husband and the
-outlaw, Alice pulled Ward down to her bedside and hurriedly began:
-
-“You remember that placard we read in the station--the one about the
-train-robber?”
-
-“Yes!”
-
-“Well, this is the man--our Mr. Smith.”
-
-Ward looked at her a moment with reflective eyes, then exclaimed:
-“You’re right! I thought I’d seen him somewhere.”
-
-“And the sheriff is after him. He was here yesterday morning.”
-
-“Here?”
-
-“Yes. You see, Mr. Smith stayed with us till he thought the storm
-was over, then rode away, intending to cross the divide, but when
-the snow began again he turned back. He said he couldn’t leave us
-alone. He left us just before dawn, and four or five hours afterward
-the sheriff came. Of course he saw the poor fellow’s trail and
-instantly set off after him.”
-
-“But why didn’t they meet?”
-
-“Because Mr. Smith came back a different way and then the blizzard
-came on and covered up his tracks. He thinks the sheriff has gone on
-over the divide. You must help him, Freeman. Help him to get away
-and find some way to give him a start. Nobody could have been more
-considerate, and I can’t see him taken by these cold-blooded men who
-want that two thousand dollars’ reward. He really could have
-escaped, only for us. He came back to protect us.”
-
-Ward pondered. “The problem is not so easy of solution. A train
-robbery is a pretty serious matter. I’m very grateful to him, but to
-connive at his escape is itself a punishable act. Why did you tell
-me? I could have passed it over--”
-
-“Because I’m afraid the sheriff may come back at any moment.”
-
-Ward’s brow was troubled. “I could ignore his deed and pretend not
-to know who he is, but definitely to assist a bandit to escape is a
-very serious matter.”
-
-“I know it is; but remember he gave up his chance to cross the
-divide in order to keep us from suffering.”
-
-“I wish you hadn’t told me,” he repeated, almost in irritation. “If
-the sheriff only keeps on over the range Smith can take care of
-himself.”
-
-As the outlaw re-entered the cabin Alice acknowledged in him
-something worth a woman to love. In the older man was power,
-security, moral, mental, and physical health, the qualities her
-reason demanded in a husband; but in the other was grace and charm,
-something wildly admirable. He allured as the warrior, intrepid and
-graceful, allured the maiden, as the forest calls the householder.
-Something primordial and splendid and very sweet was in her feeling
-toward him. There could be no peaceful wedlock there, no security of
-home, no comfort, only the exquisite thrill of perilous union, the
-madness of a few short weeks--perhaps only a few swift days of
-self-surrender, and then, surely, disaster and despair. To yield to
-him was impossible, and yet the thought of it was tantalizingly
-sweet.
-
-When she looked toward Ward she perceived herself sitting serenely
-in matronly grace behind a shining coffee-urn in a well-ordered,
-highly civilized breakfast-room, facing a most considerate husband
-who nevertheless was able to read the morning paper in her presence.
-When she thought of life with the outlaw all was dark, stormy,
-confused, and yet the way was lit by his adoring eyes. A magical
-splendor lay in the impulse. His love, sudden as it seemed, was
-real--she was certain of that. She felt the burning power, the
-conjury of its flame, and it made her future with Ward, at the
-moment, seem dull and drab.
-
-“Why, why could not such a man and such a passion come with the
-orderly and the ethical?” she asked herself.
-
-At the best he was fitted only for the mine or the ranch, and the
-thought of life in a lonely valley, even with his love to lighten
-it, made her shudder. On one side she was a very practical and
-far-seeing woman. The instant she brought her reason to bear on the
-problem she perceived that any further acquaintance with this man
-was dangerous. They must part here at this moment, and yet she could
-not let him go without in some way making him feel her wish to help
-him.
-
- VIII
-
-Ward and the outlaw were discussing plans for getting out of the
-basin when Adams came in to say, “A couple of other weary wanderers
-are turning up.”
-
-“The sheriff!” instantly exclaimed Alice, her face whitening in
-swift dismay.
-
-In that moment the forester was transformed. With a weapon in his
-hand he stood aside, his eyes on the door, a scowl of battle on his
-face. He resembled a wolf with bared fangs ready to die desperately.
-
-Ward, quick to read his purpose, interposed. “Wait!” he commanded.
-“Stay here; I’ll see them. Don’t be rash.”
-
-As he passed out into the firelight the outlaw, without relaxing his
-vigilance, said in a low voice, “Well, girl, I reckon here’s where I
-say good night.”
-
-“Don’t resist,” she pleaded. “Don’t fight, please! Please! What is
-the use? Oh, it’s too horrible! If you resist they will kill you!”
-
-There was no fear in his voice as he replied: “They may not; I’m
-handy with my gun.”
-
-She was breathless, chilled by the shadow of the impending tragedy.
-“But that would be worse. To kill them would only stain your soul
-the deeper. You must not fight!”
-
-“It’s self-defense.”
-
-“But they are officers of the law.”
-
-“No matter; I will not be taken alive.”
-
-She moaned in her distress, helplessly wringing her hands. “O God!
-Why should I be witness of this?”
-
-“You won’t be. If this is the sheriff I am going to open that door
-and make a dash. What happens will happen outside. You need not see
-it. I’m sorry you have to hear it. But I give you my word--if you
-must hear something I will see to it that you hear as little as
-possible.”
-
-The latch clicked--he stepped back, and again stood waiting, silent,
-rigid, ready to act, murderous in design.
-
-Mrs. Adams entered quickly, and, closing the door behind her,
-hurriedly whispered: “It’s the sheriff. Hide! The men will hold them
-as long as they can. Hide!”
-
-The outlaw looked about and smiled. “Where?” he asked, almost
-humorously. “I’m not a squirrel.”
-
-“Under the bunk. See, there is room.”
-
-He shook his head. “No, I refuse to crawl. I won’t sneak. I never
-have. I take ’em as they come.”
-
-“For my sake,” pleaded Alice. “I can’t bear to see you killed. Hide
-yourself. Go to the door,” she said to Peggy. “Don’t let them in.
-Tell Freeman--” She rose and stood unsteadily, forgetful of her own
-pain.
-
-Mrs. Adams urged her to lie down, but she would not. The moments
-passed in suspense almost too great to be endured.
-
-“Listen!” commanded the outlaw. “They’re coming in.”
-
-As they harkened Ward’s voice rose clearly. “You can’t miss the
-camp,” he was saying, as if speaking to some one at a distance.
-“Just keep the trail in the snow and you’ll find them. I’m sorry we
-can’t put you up--but you see how it is.”
-
-“They’re going!” exclaimed Alice. “Thank God, they’re going!”
-
-“It can’t be they’ll go without searching the shack,” the fugitive
-muttered, in no measure relaxing his attitude of watchful menace.
-“They’re playing a game on us.”
-
-Again the latch clicked, and this time it was Ward who confronted
-the outlaw’s revolver mouth.
-
-“It’s all right,” Ward called, instantly understanding the
-situation. “They’re gone. The old man was about played out, for
-they’ve been fighting snow all day, but I told him we couldn’t take
-care of them here and they have gone on down to the camp. He thinks
-you got over the divide. You are all right for the present.”
-
-“They’ll come back,” replied the other. “It only puts the deal off a
-few hours. They’ll return, trailin’ the whole camp after them. What
-can I do? My horse is down there in the herd.”
-
-“That’s bad,” exclaimed Ward. “I wonder if I could get him for you?”
-
-“If I had him he’s weak and hungry, and the high places are feet
-deep in drifts. It doesn’t signify. I’m corralled any way you look
-at it, and the only thing left is to fight.”
-
-“There’s our trail to the glacier,” Ward musingly suggested; “it’s a
-pretty deep furrow--you might make it that way.”
-
-A spark of light leaped into the man’s eyes. “How far up does it
-run? Where does it end?”
-
-“In Glacier Basin, just at timber-line.”
-
-The outlaw pondered, speaking his thoughts aloud. “From there across
-to the Indian reservation there isn’t a wolf track.... It’s a man’s
-job crossing there, almost sure death, but it’s my only show.” He
-had replaced his weapon in his belt and was weighing his chance, his
-eyes fixed on Alice’s face. To leave this shelter, this warm circle
-of light, this sweet girlish presence, and plunge into the dark, the
-cold, and the snow, was hard. No one but a man of unconquerable
-courage would have considered it. This man was both desperate and
-heroic. “It’s my only chance and I’ll take it,” he said, drawing his
-breath sharply. “I’ll need your prayers,” he added, grimly, with
-eyes that saw only the girl. “If I fail you’ll find me up there. I
-carry my sleeping-powder with me.” He touched his revolver as he
-spoke.
-
-Alice’s mind, sweeping out over that desolate expanse, had a
-moment’s vision of him as he would appear toiling across those
-towering cliffs, minute as a fly, and her heart grew small and sick.
-
-“Why don’t you stay and take your lawful punishment?” she asked.
-“You will surely perish up there in the cold. Wait for sunlight at
-least.”
-
-“I’m ready to stay and to die here, near you,” he replied, with a
-significant glance.
-
-“No, no, not that!” she cried out. “Talk to him, Freeman; persuade
-him to give himself up. I’ve done my best to influence him. Don’t
-let him uselessly sacrifice himself.”
-
-Ward perceived something hidden in her voice, some emotion which was
-more than terror, deeper than pity, but his words were grave and
-kindly. “It is a frightful risk, young man, but the trail to the
-glacier is your only open road. The sheriff is tired. Even if he
-finds out that you are here he may not come back to-night. He will
-know you cannot escape. You can’t stir without leaving a telltale
-mark. If you could only get below the snow on the west slope--”
-
-“Whichever trail I take it’s good-by,” interrupted the fugitive,
-still addressing Alice. “If there was anything to live for--if you’d
-say the word!”--she knew what he meant--“I’d stay and take my
-schooling.” He waited a moment, and she, looking from his asking
-face to Ward’s calm brow, could not utter a sound. What could she
-promise? The outlaw’s tone softened to entreaty. “If you’ll only say
-I may see you again on the other side of the range ’twill keep my
-heart warm. Can’t you promise me that? It’s mighty little.”
-
-He was going to almost certain death, and she could not refuse this.
-“You may write to me--” she faltered. “You know my address--”
-
-He struck the little book in his pocket. “Yes, I have it safe. Then
-I may see you again?”
-
-Alice, supported by Mrs. Adams, unsteadily rose. “Yes, yes, only go.
-They are coming back! I can hear them.”
-
-He took her hand. “Good-by,” he said, chokingly. “You’ve given me
-heart.” He bent swiftly and kissed her forehead. “I’ll win! You’ll
-hear from me.”
-
-“Hurry!” she wildly cried. “I hear voices!”
-
-He caught up his hat and opened the door. As he faced them his lips
-were resolute and his eyes glowing. “It’s only good night,” he said,
-and closed the door behind him.
-
-“Hold!” shouted Ward. “You must take some food.” He tore the door
-open. “Wait--”
-
-Even as he spoke a pistol-shot resounded through the night. It cut
-through the deathly silence of the forest like a spiteful curse, and
-was answered by another--then, after a short pause, a swift-tearing
-volley followed.
-
-“They are killing him!” cried Alice.
-
-They brought him in and laid him at her feet. He had requested this,
-but when she bent to peer into his face he had gone beyond speech.
-Limp and bloody and motionless he lay, with eyes of unfathomable
-regret and longing, staring up at her, and as the men stood about
-with uncovered heads she stooped to him, forgetful of all else;
-knelt to lay her hand upon his brow.
-
-“Poor boy! Poor boy!” she said, her eyes blinded with tears.
-
-His hand stirred, seeking her own, and she took it and pressed it in
-both of hers. “Jesus be merciful!” she prayed, softly.
-
-He smiled faintly in acknowledgment of her presence and her prayer,
-and in this consolation died.
-
-Wonderingly, with imperious frown, she rose and confronted the
-sheriff. “How is it that you are unhurt? Did he not fight?”
-
-“That’s what I can’t understand, miss,” he answered. “He fired only
-once, and then into the air. ’Pears like he wanted to die.”
-
-Alice understood. His thought was of her. “You shall hear as little
-as possible,” he had said.
-
-“And you killed him--as he surrendered,” she exclaimed, bitterly,
-and turned toward the dead man, whose face was growing very peaceful
-now, and with a blinding pain in her eyes she bent and laid a final
-caressing hand upon his brow.
-
-As she faced the sheriff again she said, with merciless severity:
-“I’d rather be in his place than yours.” Then, with a tired droop in
-her voice, she appealed to Ward: “Take me away from here. I’m tired
-of this savage world.”
-
-
-
-
-VI. NAZA! NAZA! NAZA!
-
-By Zane Grey
-
-From “The Last of the Plainsmen,” copyright, 1908, by
-A. C. McClurg & Co. By special permission from the author.
-
-
-It was a waiting day at Fort Chippewayan. The lonesome, far-northern
-Hudson’s Bay Trading Post seldom saw such life. Tepees dotted the
-banks of the Slave River and lines of blanketed Indians paraded its
-shores. Near the boat landing a group of chiefs, grotesque in
-semi-barbaric, semi-civilized splendor, but black-browed,
-austere-eyed, stood in savage dignity with folded arms and high-held
-heads. Lounging on the grassy bank were white men, traders, trappers
-and officials of the post.
-
-All eyes were on the distant curve of the river where, as it lost
-itself in a fine-fringed bend of dark green, white-glinting waves
-danced and fluttered. A June sky lay blue in the majestic stream;
-ragged, spear-topped, dense green trees massed down to the water;
-beyond rose bold, bald-knobbed hills, in remote purple relief.
-
-A long Indian arm stretched south. The waiting eyes discerned a
-black speck on the green, and watched it grow. A flatboat, with a
-man standing to the oars, bore down swiftly.
-
-Not a red hand, nor a white one, offered to help the voyager in the
-difficult landing. The oblong, clumsy, heavily laden boat surged
-with the current and passed the dock despite the boatman’s efforts.
-He swung his craft in below upon a bar and roped it fast to a tree.
-The Indians crowded above him on the bank. The boatman raised his
-powerful form erect, lifted a bronzed face which seemed set in
-craggy hardness, and cast from narrow eyes a keen, cool glance on
-those above. The silvery gleam in his fair hair told of years.
-
-Silence, impressive as it was ominous, broke only to the rattle of
-camping paraphernalia, which the voyager threw to a level, grassy
-beach on the bank. Evidently this unwelcome visitor had journeyed
-from afar, and his boat, sunk deep into the water with its load of
-barrels, boxes and bags, indicated that the journey had only begun.
-Significant, too, were a couple of Winchester rifles shining on a
-tarpaulin.
-
-The cold-faced crowd stirred and parted to permit the passage of a
-tall, thin, gray personage of official bearing, in a faded military
-coat.
-
-“Are you the musk-ox hunter?” he asked, in tones that contained no
-welcome.
-
-The boatman greeted this peremptory interlocutor with a cool
-laugh--a strange laugh, in which the muscles of his face appeared
-not to play.
-
-“Yes, I am the man,” he said.
-
-“The chiefs of the Chippewayan and Great Slave tribes have been
-apprised of your coming. They have held council and are here to
-speak with you.”
-
-At a motion from the commandant, the line of chieftains piled down
-to the level beach and formed a half-circle before the voyager. To a
-man who had stood before grim Sitting Bull and noble Black Thunder
-of the Sioux, and faced the falcon-eyed Geronimo, and glanced over
-the sights of a rifle at gorgeous-feathered, wild, free Comanches,
-this semi-circle of savages--lords of the north--was a sorry
-comparison. Bedaubed and betrinketed, slouchy and slovenly, these
-low-statured chiefs belied in appearance their scorn-bright eyes and
-lofty mien. They made a sad group.
-
-One who spoke in unintelligible language, rolled out a haughty
-sonorous voice over the listening multitude. When he had finished, a
-half-breed interpreter, in the dress of a white man, spoke at a
-signal from the commandant.
-
-“He says listen to the great orator of the Chippewayan. He has
-summoned all the chiefs of the tribes south of Great Slave Lake. He
-has held council. The cunning of the pale-face, who comes to take
-the musk-oxen, is well known. Let the pale-face hunter return to his
-own hunting-grounds; let him turn his face from the north. Never
-will the chiefs permit the white man to take musk-oxen alive from
-their country. The Ageter, the musk-ox, is their god. He gives them
-food and fur. He will never come back if he is taken away, and the
-reindeer will follow him. The chiefs and their people would starve.
-They command the pale-face hunter to go back. They cry Naza! Naza!
-Naza!”
-
-“Say, for a thousand miles I’ve heard that word Naza!” returned the
-hunter, with mingled curiosity and disgust. “At Edmonton Indian
-runners started ahead of me, and every village I struck the redskins
-would crowd round me and an old chief would harangue at me, and
-motion me back, and point north with Naza! Naza! Naza! What does it
-mean?”
-
-“No white man knows; no Indian will tell,” answered the interpreter.
-“The traders think it means the Great Slave, the North Star, the
-North Spirit, the North Wind, the North Lights and Ageter, the
-musk-ox god.”
-
-“Well, say to the chiefs to tell Ageter I have been four moons on
-the way after some of his little Ageters, and I’m going to keep on
-after them.”
-
-“Hunter, you are most unwise,” broke in the commandant, in his
-officious voice. “The Indians will never permit you to take a
-musk-ox alive from the north. They worship him, pray to him. It is a
-wonder you have not been stopped.”
-
-“Who’ll stop me?”
-
-“The Indians. They will kill you if you do not turn back.”
-
-“Faugh! to tell an American plainsman that!” The hunter paused a
-steady moment, with his eyelids narrowing over slits of blue fire.
-“There is no law to keep me out, nothing but Indian superstition and
-the greed of the Hudson’s Bay people. And I am an old fox, not to be
-fooled by pretty baits. For years the officers of this fur-trading
-company have tried to keep out explorers. Even Sir John Franklin, an
-Englishman, could not buy food of them. The policy of the company is
-to side with the Indians, to keep out traders and trappers. Why? So
-they can keep on cheating the poor savages out of clothing and food
-by trading a few trinkets and blankets, a little tobacco and rum for
-millions of dollars’ worth of furs. Have I failed to hire man after
-man, Indian after Indian, not to know why I cannot get a helper?
-Have I, a plainsman, come a thousand miles alone to be scared by
-you, or a lot of craven Indians? Have I been dreaming of musk-oxen
-for forty years, to slink south now, when I begin to feel the north?
-Not I.”
-
-Deliberately every chief, with the sound of a hissing snake, spat in
-the hunter’s face. He stood immovable while they perpetrated the
-outrage, then calmly wiped his cheeks, and in his strange, cool
-voice addressed the interpreter.
-
-“Tell them thus they show their true qualities, to insult in
-council. Tell them they are not chiefs, but dogs. Tell them they are
-not even squaws, only poor, miserable starved dogs. Tell them I turn
-my back on them. Tell them the paleface has fought real chiefs,
-fierce, bold, like eagles, and he turns his back on dogs. Tell them
-he is the one who could teach them to raise the musk-oxen and the
-reindeer, and to keep out the cold and the wolf. But they are
-blinded. Tell them the hunter goes north.”
-
-Through the council of chiefs ran a low mutter as of gathering
-thunder.
-
-True to his word, the hunter turned his back on them. As he brushed
-by, his eye caught a gaunt savage slipping from the boat. At the
-hunter’s stern call, the Indian leaped ashore, and started to run.
-He had stolen a parcel, and would have succeeded in eluding its
-owner but for an unforeseen obstacle, as striking as it was
-unexpected.
-
-A white man of colossal stature had stepped in the thief’s passage,
-and laid two great hands on him. Instantly the parcel flew from the
-Indian, and he spun in the air to fall into the river with a
-sounding splash. Yells signaled the surprise and alarm caused by
-this unexpected incident. The Indian frantically swam to the shore.
-Whereupon the champion of the stranger in a strange land lifted a
-bag, which gave forth a musical clink of steel, and throwing it with
-the camp articles on the grassy bench, he extended a huge, friendly
-hand.
-
-“My name is Rea,” said he, in deep, cavernous tones.
-
-“Mine is Jones,” replied the hunter, and right quickly did he grip
-the proffered hand. He saw in Rea a giant, of whom he was but a
-stunted shadow. Six and one-half feet Rea stood, with yard-wide
-shoulders, a hulk of bone and brawn. His ponderous, shaggy head
-rested on a bull neck. His broad face, with its low forehead, its
-close-shut mastiff under jaw, its big, opaque eyes, pale and cruel
-as those of a jaguar, marked him a man of terrible brute force.
-
-“Free-trader!” called the commandant. “Better think twice before you
-join fortunes with the musk-ox hunter.”
-
-“To hell with you an’ your rantin’, dog-eared redskins!” cried Rea.
-“I’ve run agin a man of my own kind, a man of my own country, an’
-I’m goin’ with him.” With this he thrust aside some encroaching,
-gaping Indians so unconcernedly and urgently that they sprawled upon
-the grass.
-
-Slowly the crowd mounted and once more lined the bank.
-
-Jones realized that by some late-turning stroke of fortune, he had
-fallen in with one of the few free-traders of the province. These
-free-traders, from the very nature of their calling--which was to
-defy the fur company, and to trap and trade on their own
-account--were a hardy and intrepid class of men. Rea’s worth to
-Jones exceeded that of a dozen ordinary men. He knew the ways of the
-north, the language of the tribes, the habits of animals, the
-handling of dogs, the uses of food and fuel. Moreover, it soon
-appeared that he was a carpenter and blacksmith.
-
-“There’s my kit,” he said, dumping the contents of his bag. It
-consisted of a bunch of steel traps, some tools, a broken ax, a box
-of miscellaneous things such as trappers used, and a few articles of
-flannel. “Thievin’ redskins,” he added, in explanation of his
-poverty. “Not much of an outfit. But I’m the man for you. Besides, I
-had a pal onct who knew you on the plains, called you ‘Buff’ Jones.
-Old Jim Bent he was.”
-
-“I recollect Jim,” said Jones. “He went down in Custer’s last
-charge. So you were Jim’s pal. That’d be a recommendation if you
-needed one. But the way you chucked the Indian overboard got me.”
-
-Rea soon manifested himself as a man of few words and much action.
-With the planks Jones had on board he heightened the stern and bow
-of the boat to keep out the beating waves in the rapids; he
-fashioned a steering-gear and a less awkward set of oars, and
-shifted the cargo so as to make more room in the craft.
-
-“Buff, we’re in for a storm. Set up a tarpaulin an’ make a fire.
-We’ll pretend to camp to-night. These Indians won’t dream we’d try
-to run the river after dark, and we’ll slip by under cover.”
-
-The sun glazed over; clouds moved up from the north; a cold wind
-swept the tips of the spruces, and rain commenced to drive in gusts.
-By the time it was dark not an Indian showed himself. They were
-housed from the storm. Lights twinkled in the tepees and the big log
-cabins of the trading company. Jones scouted round till pitchy black
-night, when a freezing, pouring blast sent him back to the
-protection of the tarpaulin. When he got there he found that Rea had
-taken it down and awaited him. “Off!” said the free-trader; and with
-no more noise than a drifting feather the boat swung into the
-current and glided down till the twinkling fires no longer
-accentuated the darkness.
-
-By night the river, in common with all swift rivers, had a sullen
-voice, and murmured its hurry, its restraint, its menace, its
-meaning. The two boatmen, one at the steering gear, one at the oars,
-faced the pelting rain and watched the dim, dark line of trees. The
-craft slid noiselessly onward into the gloom.
-
-And into Jones’ ears, above the storm, poured another sound, a
-steady, muffled rumble, like the roll of giant chariot wheels. It
-had come to be a familiar roar to him, and the only thing which, in
-his long life of hazard, had ever sent the cold, prickling, tight
-shudder over his warm skin. Many times on the Athabasca that rumble
-had presaged the dangerous and dreaded rapids.
-
-“Hell Bend Rapids!” shouted Rea. “Bad water but no rocks.”
-
-The rumble expanded to a roar, the roar to a boom that charged the
-air with heaviness, with a dreamy burr. The whole indistinct world
-appeared to be moving to the lash of wind, to the sound of rain, to
-the roar of the river. The boat shot down and sailed aloft, met
-shock on shock, breasted leaping dim white waves, and in a hollow,
-unearthly blend of watery sounds, rode on and on, buffeted, tossed,
-pitched into a black chaos that yet gleamed with obscure shrouds of
-light. Then the convulsive stream shrieked out a last defiance,
-changed its course abruptly to slow down and drown the sound of
-rapids in muffling distance. Once more the craft swept on smoothly,
-to the drive of the wind and the rush of the rain.
-
-By midnight the storm cleared. Murky clouds split to show shining,
-blue-white stars and a fitful moon, that silvered the crests of the
-spruces and sometimes hid like a gleaming, black-threaded pearl
-behind the dark branches.
-
-Jones, a plainsman all his days, wonderingly watched the
-moon-blanched water. He saw it shade and darken under shadowy walls
-of granite, where it swelled with hollow song and gurgle. He heard
-again the far-off rumble, faint on the night wind. High cliff banks
-appeared, walled out the mellow light, and the river suddenly
-narrowed. Yawning holes, whirlpools of a second, opened with a
-gurgling suck and raced with the boat.
-
-On the craft flew. Far ahead, a long, declining plane of jumping
-frosted waves played dark and white with the moonbeams. The Slave
-plunged to his freedom, down his riven, stone-spiked bed, knowing no
-patient eddy, and white-wreathed his dark, shiny rocks in spume and
-spray.
-
-
-
-
-VII. A CASE OF METAPHANTASMIA
-
-By W. D. Howells
-
-From “Between the Dark and the Daylight,” copyright, 1907,
-by Harper and Brothers. By special permission from the author.
-
-
-The stranger was a guest of Halson’s, and Halson himself was a
-comparative stranger, for he was of recent election to our
-dining-club, and was better known to Minver than to the rest of our
-little group, though one could not be sure that he was very well
-known to Minver. The stranger had been dining with Halson, and we
-had found the two smoking together, with their cups of black coffee
-at their elbows, before the smoldering fire in the Turkish room when
-we came in from dinner--my friend Wanhope the psychologist, Rulledge
-the sentimentalist, Minver the painter, and myself. It struck me for
-the first time that a fire on the hearth was out of keeping with a
-Turkish room, but I felt that the cups of black coffee restored the
-lost balance in some measure.
-
-Before we had settled into our wonted places--in fact, almost as we
-entered--Halson looked over his shoulder and said: “Mr. Wanhope, I
-want you to hear this story of my friend’s. Go on, Newton--or,
-rather, go back and begin again--and I’ll introduce you afterwards.”
-
-The stranger made a becoming show of deprecation. He said he did not
-think the story would bear immediate repetition, or was even worth
-telling once, but, if we had nothing better to do, perhaps we might
-do worse than hear it; the most he could say for it was that the
-thing really happened. He wore a large drooping, gray mustache,
-which, with the imperial below it, quite hid his mouth, and gave
-him, somehow, a martial effect, besides accurately dating him of the
-period between the latest sixties and earliest seventies, when his
-beard would have been black; I liked his mustache not being stubbed
-in the modern manner, but allowed to fall heavily over his lips, and
-then branch away from the corners of his mouth as far as it would.
-He lighted the cigar which Halson gave him, and, blowing the
-bitten-off tip towards the fire, began:
-
-“It was about that time when we first had a ten-o’clock night train
-from Boston to New York. Train used to start at nine, and lag along
-around by Springfield, and get into the old Twenty-sixth Street
-Station here at six in the morning, where they let you sleep as long
-as you liked. They call you up now at half-past five, and, if you
-don’t turn out, they haul you back to Mott Haven or New Haven, I’m
-not sure which. I used to go into Boston and turn in at the old
-Worcester Depot, as we called it then, just about the time the train
-began to move, and I usually got a fine night’s rest in the course
-of the nine or ten hours we were on the way to New York; it didn’t
-seem quite the same after we began saying Albany Depot: shortened up
-the run, somehow.
-
-“But that night I wasn’t very sleepy, and the porter had got the
-place so piping hot with the big stoves, one at each end of the car,
-to keep the good, old-fashioned Christmas cold out, that I thought I
-should be more comfortable with a smoke before I went to bed; and,
-anyhow, I could get away from the heat better in the smoking-room. I
-hated to be leaving home on Christmas Eve, for I never had done that
-before, and I hated to be leaving my wife alone with the children
-and the two girls in our little house in Cambridge. Before I started
-in on the old horse-car for Boston, I had helped her to tuck the
-young ones in and to fill the stockings hung along the wall over the
-register--the nearest we could come to a fireplace--and I thought
-those stockings looked very weird, five of them, dangling lumpily
-down, and I kept seeing them, and her sitting up sewing in front of
-them, and afraid to go to bed on account of burglars. I suppose she
-was shyer of burglars than any woman ever was that had never seen a
-sign of them. She was always calling me up, to go down-stairs and put
-them out, and I used to wander all over the house, from attic to
-cellar, in my nighty, with a lamp in one hand and a poker in the
-other, so that no burglar could have missed me if he had wanted an
-easy mark. I always kept a lamp and a poker handy.”
-
-The stranger heaved a sigh as of fond reminiscence, and looked round
-for the sympathy which in our company of bachelors he failed of;
-even the sympathetic Rulledge failed of the necessary experience to
-move him in compassionate response.
-
-“Well,” the stranger went on, a little damped perhaps by his
-failure, but supported apparently by the interest of the fact in
-hand, “I had the smoking-room to myself for a while, and then a
-fellow put his head in that I thought I knew after I had thought I
-didn’t know him. It dawned on me more and more, and I had to
-acknowledge to myself, by and by, that it was a man named Melford,
-whom I used to room with in Holworthy at Harvard: that is, we had an
-apartment of two bedrooms and a study; and I suppose there were
-never two fellows knew less of each other than we did at the end of
-our four years together. I can’t say what Melford knew of me, but
-the most I knew of Melford was his particular brand of nightmare.”
-
-Wanhope gave the first sign of his interest in the matter. He took
-his cigar from his lips, and softly emitted an “Ah!”
-
-Rulledge went further and interrogatively repeated the word
-“Nightmare?”
-
-“Nightmare,” the stranger continued, firmly. “The curious thing
-about it was that I never exactly knew the subject of his nightmare,
-and a more curious thing yet was Melford himself never knew it, when
-I woke him up. He said he couldn’t make out anything but a kind of
-scraping in a door-lock. His theory was that in his childhood it had
-been a much completer thing, but that the circumstances had broken
-down in a sort of decadence, and now there was nothing left of it
-but that scraping in the door-lock, like somebody trying to turn a
-misfit key. I used to throw things at his door, and once I tried a
-cold-water douche from the pitcher, when he was very hard to waken;
-but that was rather brutal, and after a while I used to let him roar
-himself awake; he would always do it, if I trusted to nature; and
-before our junior year was out I got so that I could sleep through,
-pretty calmly; I would just say to myself when he fetched me to the
-surface with a yell, ‘That’s Melford dreaming,’ and doze off
-sweetly.”
-
-“Jove! I don’t see how you could stand it.”
-
-“There’s everything in habit, Rulledge,” Minver put in. “Perhaps our
-friend only dreamt that he heard a dream.”
-
-“That’s quite possible,” the stranger owned, politely. “But the case
-is superficially as I state it. However, it was all past, long ago,
-when I recognized Melford in the smoking-room that night; it must
-have been ten or a dozen years. I was wearing a full beard then, and
-so was he; we wore as much beard as we could in those days. I had
-been through the war since college, and he had been in California,
-most of the time, and, as he told me, he had been up north, in
-Alaska, just after we bought it, and hurt his eyes--had
-snowblindness--and he wore spectacles. In fact, I had to do most of
-the recognizing, but after we found out who we were we were rather
-comfortable; and I liked him better than I remembered to have liked
-him in our college days. I don’t suppose there was ever much harm in
-him; it was only my grudge about his nightmare. We talked along and
-smoked along for about an hour, and I could hear the porter outside,
-making up the berths, and the train rumbled away towards Framingham,
-and then towards Worcester, and I began to be sleepy, and to think I
-would go to bed myself; and just then the door of the smoking-room
-opened, and a young girl put in her face a moment, and said: ‘Oh, I
-beg your pardon. I thought it was the stateroom,’ and then she shut
-the door, and I realized that she looked like a girl I used to
-know.”
-
-The stranger stopped, and I fancied from a note in his voice that
-this girl was perhaps like an early love. We silently waited for him
-to resume how and when he would. He sighed, and after an appreciable
-interval he began again. “It is curious how things are related to
-one another. My wife had never seen her, and yet, somehow, this girl
-that looked like the one I mean brought my mind back to my wife with
-a quick turn, after I had forgotten her in my talk with Melford for
-the time being. I thought how lonely she was in that little house of
-ours in Cambridge, on rather an outlying street, and I knew she was
-thinking of me, and hating to have me away on Christmas Eve, which
-isn’t such a lively time after you’re grown up and begin to look
-back on a good many other Christmas Eves, when you were a child
-yourself; in fact, I don’t know a dismaler night in the whole year.
-I stepped out on the platform before I began to turn in, for a
-mouthful of the night air, and I found it was spitting snow--a
-regular Christmas Eve of the true pattern; and I didn’t believe,
-from the business feel of those hard little pellets, that it was
-going to stop in a hurry, and I thought if we got into New York on
-time we should be lucky. The snow made me think of a night when my
-wife was sure there were burglars in the house; and in fact I heard
-their tramping on the stairs myself--thump, thump, thump, and then a
-stop, and then down again. Of course it was the slide and thud of
-the snow from the roof of the main part of the house to the roof of
-the kitchen, which was in an L, a story lower, but it was as good an
-imitation of burglars as I want to hear at one o’clock in the
-morning; and the recollection of it made me more anxious about my
-wife, not because I believed she was in danger, but because I knew
-how frightened she must be.
-
-“When I went into the car, that girl passed me on the way to her
-stateroom, and I concluded that she was the only woman on board, and
-her friends had taken the stateroom for her, so that she needn’t
-feel strange. I usually go to bed in a sleeper as I do in my own
-house, but that night I somehow couldn’t. I got to thinking of
-accidents, and I thought how disagreeable it would be to turn out
-into the snow in my nighty. I ended by turning in with my clothes
-on, all except my coat; and, in spite of the red-hot stoves, I
-wasn’t any too warm. I had a berth in the middle of the car, and
-just as I was parting my curtains to lie down, old Melford came to
-take the lower berth opposite. It made me laugh a little, and I was
-glad of the relief. ‘Why, hello, Melford,’ said I. ‘This is like the
-old Holworthy times.’ ‘Yes, isn’t it?’ said he, and then I asked
-something that I had kept myself from asking all through our talk in
-the smoking-room, because I knew he was rather sensitive about it,
-or used to be. ‘Do you ever have that regulation nightmare of yours
-nowadays, Melford?’ He gave a laugh, and said: ‘I haven’t had it, I
-suppose, once in ten years. What made you think of it?’ I said: ‘Oh,
-I don’t know. It just came into my mind. Well, good-night, old
-fellow. I hope you’ll rest well,’ and suddenly I began to feel
-light-hearted again, and I went to sleep as gayly as ever I did in
-my life.
-
-“... I didn’t go to sleep at once, though I felt so much at peace.
-In fact, Melford beat me, and I could hear him far in advance,
-steaming and whistling away, in a style that I recalled as
-characteristic, over a space of intervening years that I hadn’t
-definitely summed up yet. It made me think of a night near
-Narragansett Bay, where two friends of mine and I had had a mighty
-good dinner at a sort of wild club-house, and had hurried into our
-bunks, each one so as to get the start of the others, for the
-fellows that were left behind knew they had no chance of sleep after
-the first began to get in his work. I laughed, and I suppose I must
-have gone to sleep almost simultaneously, for I don’t recollect
-anything afterwards till I was wakened by a kind of muffled bellow,
-that I remembered only too well. It was the unfailing sign of
-Melford’s nightmare.
-
-“I was ready to swear, and I was ashamed for the fellow who had no
-more self-control than that: when a fellow snores, or has a
-nightmare, you always think first off that he needn’t have had it if
-he had tried. As usual, I knew Melford didn’t know what his
-nightmare was about, and that made me madder still, to have him
-bellowing into the air like that, with no particular aim. All at
-once there came a piercing scream from the stateroom, and then I
-knew that the girl there had heard Melford, and been scared out of a
-year’s growth.”
-
-The stranger made a little break, and Wanhope asked, “Could you make
-out what she screamed, or was it quite inarticulate?”
-
-“It was plain enough, and it gave me a clew, somehow, to what
-Melford’s nightmare was about. She was calling out ‘Help! help!
-help! Burglars!’ till I thought she would raise the roof of the
-car.”
-
-“And did she wake anybody?” Rulledge inquired.
-
-“That was the strange part of it. Not a soul stirred, and after the
-first burst the girl seemed to quiet down again and yield the floor
-to Melford, who kept bellowing steadily away. I was so furious that
-I reached out across the aisle to shake him, but the attempt was too
-much for me. I lost my balance and fell out of my berth onto the
-floor. You may imagine the state of mind I was in. I gathered myself
-up and pulled Melford’s curtains open and was just going to fall on
-him tooth and nail, when I was nearly taken off my feet again by an
-apparition: well, it looked like an apparition, but it was a tall
-fellow in his nighty--for it was twenty years before pajamas--and he
-had a small dark lantern in his hand, such as we used to carry in
-those days so as to read in our berths when we couldn’t sleep. He
-was gritting his teeth, and growling between them: ‘Out o’ this! Out
-o’ this! I’m going to shoot to kill, you blasted thieves!’ I could
-see by the strange look in his eyes that he was sleep-walking, and I
-didn’t wait to see if he had a pistol. I popped in behind the
-curtains, and found myself on top of another fellow, for I had
-popped into the wrong berth in my confusion. The man started up and
-yelled: ‘Oh, don’t kill me! There’s my watch on the stand, and all
-the money in the house is in my pantaloons pocket. The silver’s in
-the sideboard down-stairs, and it’s plated, anyway.’ Then I
-understood what his complaint was, and I rolled onto the floor
-again. By that time every man in the car was out of his berth, too,
-except Melford, who was devoting himself strictly to business; and
-every man was grabbing some other, and shouting, ‘Police’ or
-‘Burglars!’ or ‘Help!’ or ‘Murder!’ just as the fancy took him.”
-
-“Most extraordinary!” Wanhope commented as the stranger paused for
-breath.
-
-“... Yes,” the stranger owned, “but I don’t know that there wasn’t
-something more extraordinary still. From time to time the girl in
-the stateroom kept piping up, with a shriek for help. She had got
-past the burglar stage, but she wanted to be saved, anyhow, from
-some danger which she didn’t specify. It went through me that it was
-very strange nobody called the porter, and I set up a shout of
-‘Porter!’ on my own account. I decided that if there were burglars
-the porter was the man to put them out, and that if there were no
-burglars the porter could relieve our groundless fears. Sure enough,
-he came rushing in, as soon as I called for him, from the little
-corner by the smoking-room where he was blacking boots between
-dozes. He was wide enough awake, if having his eyes open meant that,
-and he had a shoe on one hand and a shoe-brush in the other. But he
-merely joined in the general uproar and shouted for the police.
-
-“... Then I didn’t know what to do, for a minute. The porter was a
-pretty thick-headed darky, but he was lion-hearted; and his idea was
-to lay hold of a burglar wherever he could find him. There were
-plenty of burglars in the aisle there, or people that were afraid of
-burglars, and they seemed to think the porter had a good idea. They
-had hold of one another already, and now began to pull up and down
-the aisles in a way that reminded me of the old-fashioned mesmeric
-lectures, when they told their subjects that they were this or that,
-and set them to acting the part. I remembered how once when the
-mesmerist gave out that they were at a horse-race, and his subjects
-all got astride of their chairs, and galloped up and down the hall
-like a lot of little boys on laths. I thought of that now, and
-although it was rather serious business, for I didn’t know what
-minute they would come to blows, I couldn’t help laughing. The sight
-was weird enough. Every one looked like a somnambulist as he pulled
-and hauled. The young lady in the stateroom was doing her full
-share. She was screaming, ‘Won’t somebody let me out?’ and hammering
-on the door. I guess it was her screaming and hammering that brought
-the conductor at last, or maybe he just came round in the course of
-nature to take up the tickets. It was before the time when they took
-the tickets at the gate, and you used to stick them into a little
-slot at the side of your berth, and the conductor came along and
-took them in the night, somewhere between Worcester and Springfield,
-I should say.”
-
-“I remember,” Rulledge assented, but very carefully, so as not to
-interrupt the flow of the narrative. “Used to wake up everybody in
-the car.”
-
-“Exactly,” the stranger said. “But this time they were all wide
-awake to receive him, or fast asleep, and dreaming their rôles. He
-came along with the wire of his lantern over his arm, the way the
-old-time conductors did, and calling out, ‘Tickets!’ just as if it
-was broad day, and he believed every man was trying to beat his way
-to New York. The oddest thing about it was that the sleep-walkers
-all stopped their pulling and hauling a moment, and each man reached
-down to the little slot alongside of his berth and handed over his
-ticket. Then they took hold and began pulling and hauling again. I
-suppose the conductor asked what the matter was; but I couldn’t hear
-him, and I couldn’t make out exactly what he did say. But the
-passengers understood, and they all shouted ‘Burglars!’ and that
-girl in the stateroom gave a shriek that you could have heard from
-one end of the train to the other, and hammered on the door, and
-wanted to be let out.
-
-“It seemed to take the conductor by surprise, and he faced round
-towards the stateroom and let the lantern slip off his arm, and it
-dropped onto the floor and went out; I remember thinking what a good
-thing it was it didn’t set the car on fire. But there in the
-dark--for the car lamps went out at the same time with the
-lantern--I could hear those fellows pulling and hauling up and down
-the aisle and scuffling over the floor, and through all Melford
-bellowing away, like an orchestral accompaniment to a combat in
-Wagner opera, but getting quieter and quieter till his bellow died
-away altogether. At the same time the row in the aisle of the car
-stopped, and there was perfect silence, and I could hear the snow
-rattling against my window. Then I went off into a sound sleep, and
-never woke till we got into New York.”
-
-The stranger seemed to have reached the end of his story, or at
-least to have exhausted the interest it had for him, and he smoked
-on, holding his knee between his hands and looking thoughtfully into
-the fire.
-
-He had left us rather breathless, or, better said, blank, and each
-looked at the other for some initiative; then we united in looking
-at Wanhope; that is, Rulledge and I did. Minver rose and stretched
-himself with what I must describe as a sardonic yawn; Halson had
-stolen away, before the end, as one to whom the end was known.
-Wanhope seemed by no means averse to the inquiry delegated to him,
-but only to be formulating its terms.
-
-“... I wonder”--he turned to the stranger, who sat absently staring
-into the fire--“if you happened to speak to your friend about his
-nightmare in the morning, and whether he was by any chance aware of
-the participation of the others in it?”
-
-“I certainly spoke to him pretty plain when we got into New York.”
-
-“And what did he say?”
-
-“He said he had never slept better in his life, and he couldn’t
-remember having a trace of nightmare. He said he heard _me_ groaning
-at one time, but I stopped just as he woke, and so he didn’t rouse
-me as he thought of doing. It was at Hartford, and he went to sleep
-again, and slept through without a break.”
-
-“And what was your conclusion from that?” Wanhope asked.
-
-“That he was lying, I should say,” Rulledge replied for the
-stranger.
-
-Wanhope still waited, and the stranger said, “I suppose one
-conclusion might be that I had dreamed the whole thing myself.”
-
-“Then you wish me to infer,” the psychologist pursued, “that the
-entire incident was a figment of your sleeping brain? That there was
-no sort of sleeping thought-transference, no metaphantasmia,
-no-- Excuse me. Do you remember verifying your impression of being
-between Worcester and Springfield when the affair occurred, by
-looking at your watch, for instance?”
-
-The stranger suddenly pulled out his watch at the word. “Good
-Heavens!” he called out. “It’s twenty minutes of eleven, and I have
-to take the eleven-o’clock train to Boston. I must bid you
-good-evening, gentlemen. I’ve just time to get it if I can catch a
-cab. Good-night. I hope if you come to Boston--eh--Good-night!
-Sometimes,” he called over his shoulder, “I’ve thought it might have
-been that girl in the stateroom that started the dreaming.”
-
-He had wrung our hands one after another, and now he ran out of the
-room.
-
-
-
-
-VIII. THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT
-
-By Bret Harte
-
-From “Luck of Roaring Camp,” copyright, 1915, by Houghton Mifflin
-Company. By special permission from the publishers.
-
-
-As Mr. John Oakhurst, gambler, stepped into the main street of Poker
-Flat on the morning of the twenty-third of November, 1850, he was
-conscious of a change in its moral atmosphere since the preceding
-night. Two or three men, conversing earnestly together, ceased as he
-approached, and exchanged significant glances. There was a Sabbath
-lull in the air, which, in a settlement unused to Sabbath
-influences, looked ominous.
-
-Mr. Oakhurst’s calm, handsome face betrayed small concern in these
-indications. Whether he was conscious of any predisposing cause, was
-another question. “I reckon they’re after somebody,” he reflected;
-“likely it’s me.” He returned to his pocket the handkerchief with
-which he had been whipping away the red dust of Poker Flat from his
-neat boots, and quietly discharged his mind of any further
-conjecture.
-
-In point of fact, Poker Flat was “after somebody.”
-
-It had lately suffered the loss of several thousand dollars, two
-valuable horses, and a prominent citizen. It was experiencing a
-spasm of virtuous reaction, quite as lawless and ungovernable as any
-of the acts that had provoked it. A secret committee had determined
-to rid the town of all improper persons. This was done permanently
-in regard of two men who were then hanging from the boughs of a
-sycamore in the gulch, and temporarily in the banishment of certain
-other objectionable characters. I regret to say that some of these
-were ladies. It is but due to the sex, however, to state that their
-impropriety was professional, and it was only in such easily
-established standards of evil that Poker Flat ventured to sit in
-judgment.
-
-Mr. Oakhurst was right in supposing that he was included in this
-category. A few of the committee had urged hanging him as a possible
-example, and a sure method of reimbursing themselves from his
-pockets of the sums he had won from them. “It’s agin justice,” said
-Jim Wheeler, “to let this yer young man from Roaring Camp--an entire
-stranger--carry away our money.” But a crude sentiment of equity
-residing in the breasts of those who had been fortunate enough to
-win from Mr. Oakhurst overruled this narrower local prejudice.
-
-Mr. Oakhurst received his sentence with philosophic calmness, none
-the less coolly that he was aware of the hesitation of his judges.
-He was too much of a gambler not to accept Fate. With him life was
-at best an uncertain game, and he recognized the usual percentage in
-favor of the dealer.
-
-A body of armed men accompanied the deported wickedness of Poker
-Flat to the outskirts of the settlement. Besides Mr. Oakhurst, who
-was known to be a coolly desperate man, and for whose intimidation
-the armed escort was intended, the expatriated party consisted of a
-young woman familiarly known as “The Duchess”; another, who had won
-the title of “Mother Shipton”; and “Uncle Billy,” a suspected
-sluice-robber and confirmed drunkard. The cavalcade provoked no
-comments from the spectators, nor was any word uttered by the
-escort. Only, when the gulch which marked the uttermost limit of
-Poker Flat was reached, the leader spoke briefly and to the point.
-The exiles were forbidden to return at the peril of their lives.
-
-As the escort disappeared, their pent-up feelings found vent in a
-few hysterical tears from the Duchess, some bad language from Mother
-Shipton, and a Parthian volley of expletives from Uncle Billy. The
-philosophic Oakhurst alone remained silent. He listened calmly to
-Mother Shipton’s desire to cut somebody’s heart out, to the repeated
-statements of the Duchess that she would die in the road, and to the
-alarming oaths that seemed to be bumped out of Uncle Billy as he
-rode forward. With the easy good-humor characteristic of his class,
-he insisted upon exchanging his own riding-horse, “Five Spot,” for
-the sorry mule which the Duchess rode. But even this act did not
-draw the party into any closer sympathy. The young woman readjusted
-her somewhat draggled plumes with a feeble, faded coquetry; Mother
-Shipton eyed the possessor of “Five Spot” with malevolence, and
-Uncle Billy included the whole party in one sweeping anathema.
-
-The road to Sandy Bar--a camp that, not having as yet experienced
-the regenerating influences of Poker Flat, consequently seemed to
-offer some invitation to the emigrants--lay over a steep mountain
-range. It was distant a day’s severe travel. In that advanced
-season, the party soon passed out of the moist, temperate regions of
-the foothills into the dry, cold, bracing air of the Sierras. The
-trail was narrow and difficult. At noon the Duchess, rolling out of
-her saddle upon the ground, declared her intention of going no
-farther, and the party halted.
-
-The spot was singularly wild and impressive. A wooded amphitheater,
-surrounded on three sides by precipitous cliffs of naked granite,
-sloped gently toward the crest of another precipice that overlooked
-the valley. It was, undoubtedly, the most suitable spot for a camp,
-had camping been advisable. But Mr. Oakhurst knew that scarcely half
-the journey to Sandy Bar was accomplished, and the party were not
-equipped or provisioned for delay. This fact he pointed out to his
-companions curtly, with a philosophic commentary on the folly of
-“throwing up their hand before the game was played out.” But they
-were furnished with liquor, which in this emergency stood them in
-place of food, fuel, rest, and prescience. In spite of his
-remonstrances, it was not long before they were more or less under
-its influence. Uncle Billy passed rapidly from a bellicose state
-into one of stupor, the Duchess became maudlin, and Mother Shipton
-snored. Mr. Oakhurst alone remained erect, leaning against a rock,
-calmly surveying them.
-
-Mr. Oakhurst did not drink. It interfered with a profession which
-required coolness, impassiveness, and presence of mind, and, in his
-own language, he “couldn’t afford it.” As he gazed at his recumbent
-fellow-exiles, the loneliness begotten of his pariah-trade, his
-habits of life, his very vices, for the first time seriously
-oppressed him. He bestirred himself in dusting his black clothes,
-washing his hands and face, and other acts characteristic of his
-studiously neat habits, and for a moment forgot his annoyance. The
-thought of deserting his weaker and more pitiable companions never
-perhaps occurred to him. Yet he could not help feeling the want of
-that excitement which, singularly enough, was most conducive to that
-calm equanimity for which he was notorious. He looked at the gloomy
-walls that rose a thousand feet sheer above the circling pines
-around him; at the sky, ominously clouded; at the valley below,
-already deepening into shadow. And, doing so, suddenly he heard his
-own name called.
-
-A horseman slowly ascended the trail. In the fresh, open face of the
-new-comer Mr. Oakhurst recognized Tom Simson, otherwise known as
-“The Innocent” of Sandy Bar. He had met him some months before over
-a “little game,” and had, with perfect equanimity, won the entire
-fortune--amounting to some forty dollars--of that guileless youth.
-After the game was finished, Mr. Oakhurst drew the youthful
-speculator behind the door and thus addressed him: “Tommy, you’re a
-good little man, but you can’t gamble worth a cent. Don’t try it
-over again.” He then handed him his money back, pushed him gently
-from the room, and so made a devoted slave of Tom Simson.
-
-There was a remembrance of this in his boyish and enthusiastic
-greeting of Mr. Oakhurst. He had started, he said, to go to Poker
-Flat to seek his fortune. “Alone?” No, not exactly alone; in fact (a
-giggle), he had run away with Piney Woods. Didn’t Mr. Oakhurst
-remember Piney? She that used to wait on the table at the Temperance
-House? They had been engaged a long time, but old Jake Woods had
-objected, and so they had run away, and were going to Poker Flat to
-be married, and here they were. And they were tired out, and how
-lucky it was they had found a place to camp and company. All this
-the Innocent delivered rapidly, while Piney, a stout, comely damsel
-of fifteen, emerged from behind the pine tree, where she had been
-blushing unseen, and rode to the side of her lover.
-
-Mr. Oakhurst seldom troubled himself with sentiment, still less with
-propriety; but he had a vague idea that the situation was not
-fortunate. He retained, however, his presence of mind sufficiently
-to kick Uncle Billy, who was about to say something, and Uncle Billy
-was sober enough to recognize in Mr. Oakhurst’s kick a superior
-power that would not bear trifling. He then endeavored to dissuade
-Tom Simson from delaying further, but in vain. He even pointed out
-the fact that there was no provision, nor means of making a camp.
-But, unluckily, the Innocent met this objection by assuring the
-party that he was provided with an extra mule loaded with
-provisions, and by the discovery of a rude attempt at a loghouse
-near the trail. “Piney can stay with Mrs. Oakhurst,” said the
-Innocent, pointing to the Duchess, “and I can shift for myself.”
-
-Nothing but Mr. Oakhurst’s admonishing foot saved Uncle Billy from
-bursting into a roar of laughter. As it was, he felt compelled to
-retire up the cañon until he could recover his gravity. There he
-confided the joke to the tall pine-trees, with many slaps of his
-leg, contortions of his face, and the usual profanity. But when he
-returned to the party, he found them seated by a fire--for the air
-had grown strangely chill and the sky overcast--in apparently
-amicable conversation. Piney was actually talking in an impulsive,
-girlish fashion to the Duchess, who was listening with an interest
-and animation she had not shown for many days. The Innocent was
-holding forth, apparently with equal effect, to Mr. Oakhurst and
-Mother Shipton, who was actually relaxing into amiability. “Is this
-yer a d--d picnic?” said Uncle Billy, with inward scorn, as he
-surveyed the sylvan group, the glancing firelight, and the tethered
-animals in the foreground. Suddenly an idea mingled with the
-alcoholic fumes that disturbed his brain. It was apparently of a
-jocular nature, for he felt impelled to slap his leg again and cram
-his fist into his mouth.
-
-As the shadows crept slowly up the mountain, a slight breeze rocked
-the tops of the pine-trees, and moaned through their long and gloomy
-aisles. The ruined cabin, patched and covered with pine-boughs, was
-set apart for the ladies. As the lovers parted, they unaffectedly
-exchanged a kiss, so honest and sincere that it might have been
-heard above the swaying pines. The frail Duchess and the malevolent
-Mother Shipton were probably too stunned to remark upon this last
-evidence of simplicity, and so turned without a word to the hut. The
-fire was replenished, the men lay down before the door, and in a few
-minutes were asleep.
-
-Mr. Oakhurst was a light sleeper. Toward morning he awoke benumbed
-and cold. As he stirred the dying fire, the wind, which was now
-blowing strongly, brought to his cheek that which caused the blood
-to leave it,--snow!
-
-He started to his feet with the intention of awakening the sleepers,
-for there was no time to lose. But turning to where Uncle Billy had
-been lying, he found him gone. A suspicion leaped to his brain and a
-curse to his lips. He ran to the spot where the mules had been
-tethered; they were no longer there. The tracks were already rapidly
-disappearing in the snow.
-
-The momentary excitement brought Mr. Oakhurst back to the fire with
-his usual calm. He did not waken the sleepers. The Innocent
-slumbered peacefully, with a smile on his good-humored, freckled
-face; the virgin Piney slept beside her frailer sisters as sweetly
-as though attended by celestial guardians, and Mr. Oakhurst, drawing
-his blanket over his shoulders, stroked his mustache and waited for
-the dawn. It came slowly in a whirling mist of snow-flakes, that
-dazzled and confused the eye. What could be seen of the landscape
-appeared magically changed. He looked over the valley, and summed up
-the present and future in two words,--“snowed in!”
-
-A careful inventory of the provisions, which, fortunately for the
-party, had been stored within the hut, and so escaped the felonious
-fingers of Uncle Billy, disclosed the fact that with care and
-prudence they might last ten days longer. “That is,” said Mr.
-Oakhurst, sotto voce to the Innocent, “if you’re willing to board
-us. If you ain’t--and perhaps you’d better not--you can wait till
-Uncle Billy gets back with provisions.” For some occult reason, Mr.
-Oakhurst could not bring himself to disclose Uncle Billy’s
-rascality, and so offered the hypothesis that he had wandered from
-the camp and had accidentally stampeded the animals. He dropped a
-warning to the Duchess and Mother Shipton, who of course knew the
-facts of their associate’s defection. “They’ll find out the truth
-about us all when they find out anything,” he added, significantly,
-“and there’s no good frightening them now.”
-
-Tom Simson not only put all his worldly store at the disposal of Mr.
-Oakhurst, but seemed to enjoy the prospect of their enforced
-seclusion. “We’ll have a good camp for a week, and then the snow’ll
-melt, and we’ll all go back together.” The cheerful gayety of the
-young man, and Mr. Oakhurst’s calm infected the others. The Innocent
-with the aid of pine-boughs, extemporized a thatch for the roofless
-cabin, and the Duchess directed Piney in the rearrangement of the
-interior with a taste and tact that opened the blue eyes of that
-provincial maiden to their fullest extent. “I reckon now you’re used
-to fine things at Poker Flat,” said Piney. The Duchess turned away
-sharply to conceal something that reddened her cheeks through their
-professional tint, and Mother Shipton requested Piney not to
-“chatter.” But when Mr. Oakhurst returned from a weary search for
-the trail, he heard the sound of happy laughter echoed from the
-rocks. He stopped in some alarm, and his thoughts first naturally
-reverted to the whiskey, which he had prudently cached. “And yet it
-don’t somehow sound like whiskey,” said the gambler. It was not
-until he caught sight of the blazing fire through the still-blinding
-storm and the group around it that he settled to the conviction that
-it was “square fun.”
-
-Whether Mr. Oakhurst had cached his cards with the whiskey as
-something debarred the free access of the community, I cannot say.
-It was certain that, in Mother Shipton’s words, he “didn’t say cards
-once” during that evening. Haply the time was beguiled by an
-accordion, produced somewhat ostentatiously by Tom Simson from his
-pack. Notwithstanding some difficulties attending the manipulation
-of this instrument, Piney Woods managed to pluck several reluctant
-melodies from its keys, to an accompaniment by the Innocent on a
-pair of bone castanets. But the crowning festivity of the evening
-was reached in a rude camp-meeting hymn, which the lovers, joining
-hands, sang with great earnestness and vociferation. I fear that a
-certain defiant tone and Covenanter’s swing to its chorus, rather
-than any devotional quality, caused it speedily to infect the
-others, who at last joined in the refrain:--
-
- “‘I’m proud to live in the service of the Lord,
- And I’m bound to die in His army.’”
-
-The pines rocked, the storm eddied and whirled above the miserable
-group, and the flames of their altar leaped heaven-ward, as if in
-token of the vow.
-
-At midnight the storm abated, the rolling clouds parted, and the
-stars glittered keenly above the sleeping camp. Mr. Oakhurst, whose
-professional habits had enabled him to live on the smallest possible
-amount of sleep, in dividing the watch with Tom Simson, somehow
-managed to take upon himself the greater part of that duty. He
-excused himself to the Innocent, by saying that he had “often been a
-week without sleep.” “Doing what?” asked Tom. “Poker!” replied
-Oakhurst, sententiously; “when a man gets a streak of
-luck,--nigger-luck,--he don’t get tired. The luck gives in first.
-Luck,” continued the gambler, reflectively, “is a mighty queer
-thing. All you know about it for certain is that it’s bound to
-change. And it’s finding out when it’s going to change that makes
-you. We’ve had a streak of bad luck since we left Poker Flat,--you
-come along, and slap you get into it, too. If you can hold your
-cards right along you’re all right. For,” added the gambler, with
-cheerful irrelevance,--
-
- “‘I’m proud to live in the service of the Lord,
- And I’m bound to die in His army.’”
-
-The third day came, and the sun, looking through the white-curtained
-valley, saw the outcasts divide their slowly decreasing store of
-provisions for the morning meal. It was one of the peculiarities of
-that mountain climate that its rays diffused a kindly warmth over
-the wintry landscape, as if in regretful commiseration of the past.
-But it revealed drift on drift of snow piled high around the hut,--a
-hopeless, uncharted, trackless sea of white lying below the rocky
-shores to which the castaways still clung. Through the marvellously
-clear air the smoke of the pastoral village of Poker Flat rose miles
-away. Mother Shipton saw it, and from a remote pinnacle of her rocky
-fastness, hurled in that direction a final malediction. It was her
-last vituperative attempt, and perhaps for that reason was invested
-with a certain degree of sublimity. It did her good, she privately
-informed the Duchess. “Just you go out there and cuss, and see.” She
-then set herself to the task of amusing “the child,” as she and the
-Duchess were pleased to call Piney. Piney was no chicken, but it was
-a soothing and original theory of the pair thus to account for the
-fact that she didn’t swear and wasn’t improper.
-
-When night crept up again through the gorges, the reedy notes of the
-accordion rose and fell in fitful spasms and long-drawn gasps by the
-flickering campfire. But music failed to fill entirely the aching
-void left by insufficient food, and a new diversion was proposed by
-Piney,--story-telling. Neither Mr. Oakhurst nor his female
-companions caring to relate their personal experiences, this plan
-would have failed, too, but for the Innocent. Some months before he
-had chanced upon a stray copy of Mr. Pope’s ingenious translation of
-the “Iliad.” He now proposed to narrate the principal incidents of
-that poem--having thoroughly mastered the argument and fairly
-forgotten the words--in the current vernacular of Sandy Bar. And so
-for the rest of that night the Homeric demigods again walked the
-earth. Trojan bully and wily Greek wrestled in the winds, and the
-great pines in the cañon seemed to bow to the wrath of the son of
-Peleus. Mr. Oakhurst listened with quiet satisfaction. Most
-especially was he interested in the fate of “Ash-heels,” as the
-Innocent persisted in denominating the “swift-footed Achilles.”
-
-So with small food and much of Homer and the accordion, a week
-passed over the heads of the outcasts. The sun again forsook them,
-and again from leaden skies the snow-flakes were sifted over the
-land. Day by day closer around them drew the snowy circle, until at
-last they looked from their prison over drifted walls of dazzling
-white, that towered twenty feet above their heads. It became more
-and more difficult to replenish their fires, even from the fallen
-trees beside them, now half hidden in the drifts. And yet no one
-complained. The lovers turned from the dreary prospect and looked
-into each other’s eyes, and were happy. Mr. Oakhurst settled himself
-coolly to the losing game before him. The Duchess, more cheerful
-than she had been, assumed the care of Piney. Only Mother
-Shipton--once the strongest of the party--seemed to sicken and fade.
-At midnight on the tenth day she called Oakhurst to her side. “I’m
-going,” she said, in a voice of querulous weakness, “but don’t say
-anything about it. Don’t waken the kids. Take the bundle from under
-my head and open it.” Mr. Oakhurst did so. It contained Mother
-Shipton’s rations for the last week, untouched. “Give ’em to the
-child,” she said, pointing to the sleeping Piney. “You’ve starved
-yourself,” said the gambler. “That’s what they call it,” said the
-woman, querulously, as she lay down again, and, turning her face to
-the wall, passed quietly away.
-
-The accordion and the bones were put aside that day, and Homer was
-forgotten. When the body of Mother Shipton had been committed to the
-snow, Mr. Oakhurst took the Innocent aside, and showed him a pair of
-snow-shoes, which he had fashioned from the old pack-saddle.
-“There’s one chance in a hundred to save her yet,” he said, pointing
-toward Poker Flat. “If you can reach there in two days she’s safe.”
-
-“And you?” asked Tom Simson. “I’ll stay here,” was the curt reply.
-
-The lovers parted with a long embrace. “You are not going, too?”
-said the Duchess, as she saw Mr. Oakhurst apparently waiting to
-accompany him. “As far as the cañon,” he replied. He turned
-suddenly, and kissed the Duchess, leaving her pallid face aflame,
-and her trembling limbs rigid with amazement.
-
-Night came, but not Mr. Oakhurst. It brought the storm again and the
-whirling snow. Then the Duchess, feeding the fire, found that some
-one had quietly piled beside the hut enough fuel to last a few days
-longer. The tears rose to her eyes, but she hid them from Piney.
-
-The women slept but little. In the morning, looking into each
-other’s faces, they read their fate. Neither spoke; but Piney,
-accepting the position of the stronger, drew near and placed her arm
-around the Duchess’s waist. They kept this attitude for the rest of
-the day. That night the storm reached its greatest fury, and,
-rending asunder the protecting pines, invaded the very hut.
-
-Toward morning they found themselves unable to feed the fire, which
-gradually died away. As the embers slowly blackened, the Duchess
-crept closer to Piney, and broke the silence of many hours: “Piney,
-can you pray?” “No, dear,” said Piney, simply. The Duchess, without
-knowing exactly why, felt relieved, and, putting her head upon
-Piney’s shoulder, spoke no more. And so reclining, the younger and
-purer pillowing the head of her soiled sister upon her virgin
-breast, they fell asleep.
-
-The wind lulled as if it feared to waken them. Feathery drifts of
-snow, shaken from the long pineboughs, flew like white-winged birds,
-and settled about them as they slept. The moon through the rifted
-clouds looked down upon what had been the camp. But all human stain,
-all trace of earthly travail, was hidden beneath the spotless mantle
-mercifully flung from above.
-
-They slept all that day and the next, nor did they waken when voices
-and footsteps broke the silence of the camp. And when pitying
-fingers brushed the snow from their wan faces, you could scarcely
-have told from the equal peace that dwelt upon them, which was she
-that had sinned. Even the law of Poker Flat recognized this, and
-turned away, leaving them still locked in each other’s arms.
-
-But at the head of the gulch, on one of the largest pine-trees, they
-found the deuce of clubs pinned to the bark with a bowie-knife. It
-bore the following, written in pencil, in a firm hand:--
-
- Beneath this tree
- Lies the body
- of
- John Oakhurst,
- Who struck a streak of bad luck
- on the 23d of November, 1850,
- and
- Handed in his checks
- on the 7th December, 1850.
-
-And pulseless and cold, with a Derringer by his side and a bullet in
-his heart, though still calm as in life, beneath the snow lay he who
-was at once the strongest and yet the weakest of the outcasts of
-Poker Flat.
-
-
-
-
-IX. THE HANDBOOK OF HYMEN
-
-By O. Henry
-
-From “The Heart of the West,” copyright, 1913, by Doubleday,
-Page & Co. By special permission from the publishers.
-
-
-’Tis the opinion of myself, Sanderson Pratt, who sets this down,
-that the educational system of the United States should be in the
-hands of the weather bureau. I can give you good reasons for it; and
-you can’t tell me why our college professors shouldn’t be
-transferred to the meteorological department. They have been learned
-to read; and they could very easily glance at the morning papers and
-then wire in to the main office what kind of weather to expect. But
-there’s the other side of the proposition. I am going on to tell you
-how the weather furnished me and Idaho Green with an elegant
-education.
-
-We was up in the Bitter Root Mountains over the Montana line
-prospecting for gold. A chin-whiskered man in Walla-Walla, carrying
-a line of hope as excess baggage, had grubstaked us; and there we
-was in the foothills pecking away, with enough grub on hand to last
-an army through a peace conference. Along one day comes a mail-rider
-over the mountains from Carlos, and stops to eat three cans of
-greengages, and leave us a newspaper of modern date. This paper
-prints a system of premonitions of the weather, and the card it
-dealt Bitter Root Mountains from the bottom of the deck was “warmer
-and fair, with light westerly breezes.”
-
-That evening it began to snow, with the wind strong in the east. Me
-and Idaho moved camp into an old empty cabin higher up the mountain,
-thinking it was only a November flurry. But after falling three foot
-on a level it went to work in earnest; and we knew we was snowed in.
-We got in plenty of firewood before it got deep, and we had grub
-enough for two months, so we let the elements rage and cut up all
-they thought proper.
-
-If you want to instigate the art of manslaughter just shut two men
-up in a eighteen by twenty-foot cabin for a month. Human nature
-won’t stand it.
-
-When the first snowflakes fell me and Idaho Green laughed at each
-other’s jokes and praised the stuff we turned out of a skillet and
-called bread. At the end of three weeks Idaho makes this kind of a
-edict to me. Says he:
-
-“I never exactly heard sour milk dropping out of a balloon on the
-bottom of a tin pan, but I have an idea it would be music of the
-spears compared to this attenuated stream of asphyxiated thought
-that emanates out of your organs of conversation. The kind of
-half-masticated noises that you emit every day puts me in mind of a
-cow’s cud, only she’s lady enough to keep hers to herself, and you
-ain’t.”
-
-“Mr. Green,” says I, “you having been a friend of mine once, I have
-some hesitations in confessing to you that if I had my choice for
-society between you and a common yellow, three-legged cur pup, one
-of the inmates of this here cabin would be wagging a tail just at
-present.”
-
-This way we goes on for two or three days, and then we quits
-speaking to one another. We divides up the cooking implements, and
-Idaho cooks his grub on one side of the fireplace, and me on the
-other. The snow is up to the windows, and we have to keep a fire all
-day.
-
-You see me and Idaho never had any education beyond reading and
-doing “if John had three apples and James five” on a slate. We never
-felt any special need for a university degree, though we had
-acquired a species of intrinsic intelligence in knocking around the
-world that we could use in emergencies. But snowbound in that cabin
-in the Bitter Roots, we felt for the first time that if we had
-studied Homer or Greek and fractions and the higher branches of
-information, we’d have had some resources in the line of meditation
-and private thought. I’ve seen them Eastern college fellows working
-in camps all through the West, and I never noticed but what
-education was less of a drawback to ’em than you would think. Why
-once over on Snake River, when Andrew McWilliams’ saddle horse got
-the botts, he sent a buckboard ten miles for one of these strangers
-that claimed to be a botanist. But that horse died.
-
-One morning Idaho was poking around with a stick on top of a little
-shelf that was too high to reach. Two books fell down to the floor.
-I started toward ’em, but caught Idaho’s eye. He speaks for the
-first time in a week.
-
-“Don’t burn your fingers,” says he. “In spite of the fact that
-you’re only fit to be the companion of a sleeping mud-turtle, I’ll
-give you a square deal. And that’s more than your parents did when
-they turned you loose in the world with the sociability of a
-rattlesnake and the bedside manner of a frozen turnip. I’ll play you
-a game of seven-up, the winner to pick up his choice of the book,
-the loser to take the other.”
-
-We played; and Idaho won. He picked up his book; and I took mine.
-Then each of us got on his side of the house and went to reading.
-
-I never was as glad to see a ten-ounce nugget as I was that book.
-And Idaho looked at his like a kid looks at a stick of candy.
-
-Mine was a little book about five by six inches called “Herkimer’s
-Handbook of Indispensable Information.” I may be wrong, but I think
-that was the greatest book that ever was written. I’ve got it
-to-day; and I can stump you or any man fifty times in five minutes
-with the information in it. Talk about Solomon or the “New York
-Tribune”! Herkimer had cases on both of ’em. That man must have put
-in fifty years and travelled a million miles to find out all that
-stuff. There was the population of all cities in it, and the way to
-tell a girl’s age, and the number of teeth a camel has. It told you
-the longest tunnel in the world, the number of the stars, how long
-it takes for chicken pox to break out, what a lady’s neck ought to
-measure, the veto powers of Governors, the dates of the Roman
-aqueducts, how many pounds of rice going without three beers a day
-would buy, the average annual temperature of Augusta, Maine, the
-quantity of seed required to plant an acre of carrots in drills,
-antidotes for poisons, the number of hairs on a blond lady’s head,
-how to preserve eggs, the height of all the mountains in the world,
-and the dates of all wars and battles and how to restore drowned
-persons, and sunstroke, and the number of tacks in a pound, and how
-to make dynamite and flowers and beds, and what to do before the
-doctor comes--and a hundred times as many things besides. If there
-was anything Herkimer didn’t know I didn’t miss it out of the book.
-
-I sat and read that book for four hours. All the wonders of
-education was compressed in it. I forgot the snow, and I forgot that
-me and old Idaho was on the outs. He was sitting still on a stool
-reading away with a kind of partly soft and partly mysterious look
-shining through his tan-bark whiskers.
-
-“Idaho,” says I, “what kind of a book is yours?”
-
-Idaho must have forgot, too, for he answered moderate, without any
-slander or malignity.
-
-“Why,” says he, “this here seems to be a volume by Homer K. M.”
-
-“Homer K. M. what?” I asks.
-
-“Why, just Homer K. M.,” says he.
-
-“You’re a liar,” says I, a little riled that Idaho should try to put
-me up a tree. “No man is going ’round signing books with his
-initials. If it’s Homer K. M. Spoopendyke, or Homer K. M. McSweeney,
-or Homer K. M. Jones, why don’t you say so like a man instead of
-bitting off the end of it like a calf chewing off the tail of a
-shirt on a clothes-line?”
-
-“I put it to you straight, Sandy,” says Idaho, quiet. “It’s a poem
-book,” says he, “by Homer K. M. I couldn’t get color out of it at
-first, but there’s a vein if you follow it up. I wouldn’t have
-missed this book for a pair of red blankets.”
-
-“You’re welcome to it,” says I. “What I want is a disinterested
-statement of facts for the mind to work on, and that’s what I seem
-to find in the book I’ve drawn.”
-
-“What you’ve got,” says Idaho, “is statistics, the lowest grade of
-information that exists. They’ll poison your mind. Give me old K.
-M.’s system of surmises. He seems to be a kind of a wine agent. His
-regular toast is ‘nothing doing,’ and he seems to have a grouch, but
-he keeps it so well lubricated with booze that his worst kicks sound
-like an invitation to split a quart. But it’s poetry,” says Idaho,
-“and I have sensations of scorn for that truck of yours that tries
-to convey sense in feet and inches. When it comes to explaining the
-instinct of philosophy through the art of nature, old K. M. has got
-your man beat by drills, rows, paragraphs, chest measurement, and
-average annual rainfall.”
-
-So that’s the way me and Idaho had it. Day and night all the
-excitement we got was studying our books. That snowstorm sure fixed
-us with a fine lot of attainments apiece. By the time the snow
-melted, if you had stepped up to me suddenly and said: “Sanderson
-Pratt, what would it cost per square foot to lay a roof with
-twenty-eight tin at nine dollars and fifty cents per box?” I’d have
-told you as quick as light could travel the length of a spade handle
-at the rate of one hundred and ninety-two thousand miles per second.
-How many can do it? You wake up ’most any man you know in the middle
-of the night and ask him quick to tell you the number of bones in
-the human skeleton exclusive of the teeth, or what percentage of the
-vote of the Nebraska Legislature overrules a veto. Will he tell you?
-Try him and see.
-
-About what benefit Idaho got out of his poetry book I didn’t exactly
-know. Idaho boosted the wine-agent every time he opened his mouth;
-but I wasn’t so sure.
-
-This Homer K. M., from what leaked out of his libretto through
-Idaho, seemed to me to be a kind of a dog who looked at life like it
-was a tin can tied to his tail. After running himself half to death,
-he sits down, hangs his tongue out, and looks at the can and says:
-
-“Oh, well, since we can’t shake the growler, let’s get it filled at
-the corner, and all have a drink on me.”
-
-Besides that, it seems he was a Persian; and I never hear of Persia
-producing anything worth mentioning unless it was Turkish rugs and
-Maltese cats.
-
-That spring me and Idaho struck pay ore. It was a habit of ours to
-sell out quick and keep moving. We unloaded on our grubstaker for
-eight thousand dollars apiece; and then we drifted down to this
-little town of Rosa, on the Salmon River, to rest up, and get some
-human grub, and have our whiskers harvested.
-
-Rosa was no mining-camp. It laid in the valley, and was as free of
-uproar and pestilence as one of them rural towns in the country.
-There was a three-mile trolley line champing its bit in the
-environs; and me and Idaho spent a week riding on one of the cars,
-dropping off of nights at the Sunset View Hotel. Being now well read
-as well as travelled, we was soon _pro re nata_, with the best
-society in Rosa, and was invited out to the most dressed-up and
-high-toned entertainments. It was at a piano recital and
-quail-eating contest in the city hall, for the benefit of the fire
-company, that me and Idaho first met Mrs. De Ormond Sampson, the
-queen of Rosa society.
-
-Mrs. Sampson was a widow, and owned the only two-story house in
-town. It was painted yellow, and whichever way you looked from you
-could see it as plain as egg on the chin of an O’Grady on a Friday.
-Twenty-two men in Rosa besides me and Idaho was trying to stake a
-claim on that yellow house.
-
-There was a dance after the song books and quail bones had been
-raked out of the Hall. Twenty-three of the bunch galloped over to
-Mrs. Sampson and asked for a dance. I side-stepped the two-step, and
-asked permission to escort her home. That’s where I made a hit.
-
-On the way home says she:
-
-“Ain’t the stars lovely and bright to-night, Mr. Pratt?”
-
-“For the chance they’ve got,” says I, “they’re humping themselves in
-a mighty creditable way. That big one you see is sixty-six billions
-of miles distant. It took thirty-six years for its light to reach
-us. With an eighteen-foot telescope you can see forty-three millions
-of ’em, including them of the thirteenth magnitude, which, if one
-was to go out now, you would keep on seeing it for twenty-seven
-hundred years.”
-
-“My!” says Mrs. Sampson. “I never knew that before. How warm it is!
-I’m as damp as I can be from dancing so much.”
-
-“That’s easy to account for,” says I, “when you happen to know that
-you’ve got two million sweat glands working all at once. If every
-one of your perspiratory ducts, which are a quarter of an inch long,
-was placed end to end, they would reach a distance of seven miles.”
-
-“Lawsy!” says Mrs. Sampson. “It sounds like an irrigation ditch you
-was describing, Mr. Pratt. How do you get all this knowledge of
-information?”
-
-“From observation, Mrs. Sampson,” I tells her. “I keep my eyes open
-when I go about the world.”
-
-“Mr. Pratt,” says she, “I always did admire a man of education.
-There are so few scholars among the sap-headed plug-uglies of this
-town that it is a real pleasure to converse with a gentleman of
-culture. I’d be gratified to have you call at my house whenever you
-feel so inclined.”
-
-And that was the way I got the goodwill of the lady in the yellow
-house. Every Tuesday and Friday evenings I used to go there and tell
-her about the wonders of the universe as discovered, tabulated, and
-compiled from nature by Herkimer. Idaho and the other gay Lutherans
-of the town got every minute of the rest of the week that they
-could.
-
-I never imagined that Idaho was trying to work on Mrs. Sampson with
-old K. M.’s rules of courtship till one afternoon when I was on my
-way over to take her a basket of wild hog-plums. I met the lady
-coming down the lane that led to her house. Her eyes was snapping,
-and her hat made a dangerous dip over one eye.
-
-“Mr. Pratt,” she opens up, “this Mr. Green is a friend of yours, I
-believe.”
-
-“For nine years,” says I.
-
-“Cut him out,” says she. “He’s no gentleman!”
-
-“Why, ma’am,” says I, “he’s a plain incumbent of the mountains, with
-asperities and the usual failings of a spendthrift and a liar, but I
-never on the most momentous occasion had the heart to deny that he
-was a gentleman. It may be that in haberdashery and the sense of
-arrogance and display Idaho offends the eye, but inside, ma’am, I’ve
-found him impervious to the lower grades of crime and obesity. After
-nine years of Idaho’s society, Mrs. Sampson,” I winds up, “I should
-hate to impute him, and I should hate to see him imputed.”
-
-“It’s right plausible of you, Mr. Pratt,” says Mrs. Sampson, “to
-take up the curmudgeons in your friend’s behalf; but it don’t alter
-the fact that he has made proposals to me sufficiently obnoxious to
-ruffle the ignominy of any lady.”
-
-“Why, now, now, now!” says I. “Old Idaho do that! I could believe it
-of myself sooner. I never knew but one thing to deride in him; and a
-blizzard was responsible for that. Once while we was snowbound in
-the mountains he became a prey to a kind of spurious and uneven
-poetry, which may have corrupted his demeanor.”
-
-“It has,” says Mrs. Sampson. “Ever since I knew him he has been
-reciting to me a lot of irreligious rhymes by some person he calls
-Ruby Ott, and who is no better than she should be, if you judge by
-her poetry.”
-
-“Then Idaho has struck a new book,” says I, “for the one he had was
-by a man who writes under the nom de plume of K. M.”
-
-“He’d better have stuck to it,” says Mrs. Sampson, “whatever it was.
-And to-day he caps the vortex. I get a bunch of flowers from him,
-and on ’em is pinned a note. Now, Mr. Pratt, you know a lady when
-you see her; and you know how I stand in Rosa society. Do you think
-for a moment that I’d skip out to the woods with a man along with a
-jug of wine and a loaf of bread, and go singing and cavorting up and
-down under the trees with him? I take a little claret with my meals,
-but I’m not in the habit of packing a jug of it into the brush and
-raising Cain in any such style as that. And of course he’d bring his
-book of verses along, too. He said so. Let him go on his scandalous
-picnics alone! Or let him take his Ruby Ott with him. I reckon she
-wouldn’t kick unless it was on account of there being too much bread
-along. And what do you think of your gentleman friend now, Mr.
-Pratt?”
-
-“Well, ’m,” says I, “it may be that Idaho’s invitation was a kind of
-poetry, and meant no harm. May be it belonged to the class of rhymes
-they call figurative. They offend law and order, but they get sent
-through the mails on the grounds that they mean something that they
-don’t say. I’d be glad on Idaho’s account if you’d overlook it,”
-says I, “and let us extricate our minds from the low regions of
-poetry to the higher planes of fact and fancy. On a beautiful
-afternoon like this, Mrs. Sampson,” I goes on, “we should let our
-thoughts dwell accordingly. Though it is warm here, we should
-remember that at the equator the line of perpetual frost is at an
-altitude of fifteen thousand feet. Between the latitudes of forty
-degrees and forty-nine degrees it is from four thousand to nine
-thousand feet.”
-
-“Oh, Mr. Pratt,” says Mrs. Sampson, “it’s such a comfort to hear you
-say them beautiful facts after getting such a jar from that minx of
-a Ruby’s poetry!”
-
-“Let us sit on this log at the roadside,” says I, “and forget the
-inhumanity and ribaldry of the poets. It is in the glorious columns
-of ascertained facts and legalized measures that beauty is to be
-found. In this very log we sit upon, Mrs. Sampson,” says I, “is
-statistics more wonderful than any poem. The rings show it was sixty
-years old. At the depth of two thousand feet it would become coal in
-three thousand years. The deepest coal mine in the world is at
-Killingworth, near Newcastle. A box four feet long, three feet wide,
-and two feet eight inches deep will hold one ton of coal. If an
-artery is cut, compress it above the wound. A man’s leg contains
-thirty bones. The Tower of London was burned in 1841.”
-
-“Go on, Mr. Pratt,” says Mrs. Sampson. “Them ideas is so original
-and soothing. I think statistics are just as lovely as they can be.”
-
-But it wasn’t till two weeks later that I got all that was coming to
-me out of Herkimer.
-
-One night I was waked up by folks hollering “Fire!” all around. I
-jumped up and dressed and went out of the hotel to enjoy the scene.
-When I seen it was Mrs. Sampson’s house, I gave forth a kind of
-yell, and I was there in two minutes.
-
-The whole lower story of the yellow house was in flames, and every
-masculine, feminine, and canine in Rosa was there, screeching and
-barking and getting in the way of the firemen. I saw Idaho trying to
-get away from six firemen who were holding him. They was telling him
-the whole place was on fire down-stairs, and no man could go in it
-and come out alive.
-
-“Where’s Mrs. Sampson?” I asks.
-
-“She hasn’t been seen,” says one of the firemen. “She sleeps
-up-stairs. We’ve tried to get in, but we can’t, and our company
-hasn’t any ladders yet.”
-
-I runs around to the light of the big blaze, and pulls the Handbook
-out of my inside pocket. I kind of laughed when I felt it in my
-hands--I reckon I was some daffy with the sensation of excitement.
-
-“Herky, old boy,” I says to it, as I flipped over the pages, “you
-ain’t ever lied to me yet, and you ain’t ever throwed me down at a
-scratch yet. Tell me what, old boy, tell me what!” says I.
-
-I turned to “What to do in Case of Accidents,” on page 117. I run my
-finger down the page, and struck it. Good old Herkimer, he never
-overlooked anything! It said:
-
- Suffocation from Inhaling Smoke or Gas.--There is nothing
- better than flaxseed. Place a few seed in the outer corner
- of the eye.
-
-I shoved the Handbook back in my pocket, and grabbed a boy that was
-running by.
-
-“Here,” says I, giving him some money, “run to the drug store and
-bring a dollar’s worth of flaxseed. Hurry, and you’ll get another
-one for yourself. Now,” I sings out to the crowd, “we’ll have Mrs.
-Sampson!” And I throws away my coat and hat.
-
-Four of the firemen and citizens grabs hold of me. It’s sure death,
-they say, to go in the house, for the floors was beginning to fall
-through.
-
-“How in blazes,” I sings out, kind of laughing yet, but not feeling
-like it, “do you expect me to put flaxseed in a eye without the
-eye?”
-
-I jabbed each elbow in a fireman’s face, kicked the bark off of one
-citizen’s shin, and tripped the other one with a side hold. And then
-I busted into the house. If I die first I’ll write you a letter and
-tell you if it’s any worse down there than the inside of that yellow
-house was; but don’t believe it yet. I was a heap more cooked than
-the hurry-up orders of broiled chicken that you get in restaurants.
-The fire and smoke had me down on the floor twice, and was about to
-shame Herkimer, but the firemen helped me with their little stream
-of water, and I got to Mrs. Sampson’s room. She’d lost consciousness
-from the smoke, so I wrapped her in the bed clothes and got her on
-my shoulder. Well, the floors wasn’t as bad as they said, or I never
-could have done it--not by no means.
-
-I carried her out fifty yards from the house and laid her on the
-grass. Then, of course, every one of them other twenty-two
-plaintiffs to the lady’s hand crowded around with tin dippers of
-water ready to save her. And up runs the boy with the flaxseed.
-
-I unwrapped the covers from Mrs. Sampson’s head. She opened her eyes
-and says:
-
-“Is that you, Mr. Pratt?”
-
-“S-s-sh,” says I. “Don’t talk till you’ve had the remedy.”
-
-I runs my arm around her neck and raises her head, gentle, and
-breaks the bag of flaxseed with the other hand; and as easy as I
-could I bends over and slips three or four of the seeds in the outer
-corner of her eye.
-
-Up gallops the village doc by this time, and snorts around, and
-grabs at Mrs. Sampson’s pulse, and wants to know what I mean by any
-such sandblasted nonsense.
-
-“Well, old Jalap and Jerusalem oakseed,” says I, “I’m no regular
-practitioner, but I’ll show you my authority, anyway.”
-
-They fetched my coat, and I gets out the Handbook.
-
-“Look on page 117,” says I, “at the remedy for suffocation by smoke
-or gas. Flaxseed in the outer corner of the eye, it says. I don’t
-know whether it works as a smoke consumer or whether it hikes the
-compound gastro-hippopotamus nerve into action, but Herkimer says
-it, and he was called to the case first. If you want to make it a
-consultation, there’s no objection.”
-
-Old doc takes the book and looks at it by means of his specs and a
-fireman’s lantern.
-
-“Well, Mr. Pratt,” says he, “you evidently got on the wrong line in
-reading your diagnosis. The recipe for suffocation says: ‘Get the
-patient into fresh air as quickly as possible, and place in a
-reclining position.’ The flaxseed remedy is for ‘Dust and Cinders in
-the Eye,’ on the line above. But after all--”
-
-“See here,” interrupts Mrs. Sampson, “I reckon I’ve got something to
-say in this consultation. That flaxseed done me more good than
-anything I ever tried.” And then she raises up her head and lays it
-back on my arm again, and says: “Put some in the other eye, Sandy
-dear.”
-
-And so if you was to stop off at Rosa to-morrow, or any other day,
-you’d see a fine new yellow house with Mrs. Pratt, that was Mrs.
-Sampson, embellishing and adorning it. And if you was to step inside
-you’d see on the marble-top center table in the parlor “Herkimer’s
-Handbook of Indispensable Information,” all rebound in red morocco,
-and ready to be consulted on any subject pertaining to human
-happiness and wisdom.
-
-
-
-
-X. JACK AND THE KING
-
-By Seumas MacManus
-
-From “In Chimney Corners,” copyright, 1899, by Doubleday,
-Page & Company. By special permission from the author.
-
-
-Wanst upon a time, when pigs was swine, there was a poor widdy woman
-lived all alone with her wan son Jack in a wee hut of a house, that
-on a dark night ye might aisily walk over it by mistake, not knowin’
-at all, at all, it was there, barrin’ ye’d happen to strike yer toe
-again’ it. An’ Jack an’ his mother lived for lee an’ long, as happy
-as hard times would allow them, in this wee hut of a house, Jack
-sthrivin’ to ’arn a little support for them both by workin’ out, an’
-doin’ wee turns back an’ forrid to the neighbors. But there was one
-winter, an’ times come to look black enough for them--nothin’ to do,
-an’ less to ate, an’ clothe themselves as best they might; an’ the
-winther wore on, gettin’ harder an’ harder, till at length when Jack
-got up out of his bed on a mornin’, an’ axed his mother to make
-ready the drop of stirabout for their little brakwus as usual,
-“Musha, Jack,” says his mother, says she, “the male-chist--thanks be
-to the Lord!--is as empty as Paddy Ruadh’s donkey that used to ate
-his brakwus at supper-time. It stood out long an’ well, but it’s
-empty at last, Jack, an’ no sign of how we’re goin’ to get it filled
-again--only we trust in the good Lord that niver yet disarted the
-widow and the orphan--He’ll not see us wantin’, Jack.”
-
-“The Lord helps them that help themselves, Mother,” says Jack back
-again to her.
-
-“Thrue for ye, Jack,” says she, “but I don’t see how we’re goin’ to
-help ourselves.”
-
-“He’s a mortial dead mule out an’ out that hasn’t a kick in him,”
-says Jack. “An’, Mother, with the help of Providence--not comparin’
-the Christian to the brute baste--I have a kick in me yet; if you
-thought ye could only manage to sthrive along the best way you could
-for a week, or maybe two weeks, till I get back again off a little
-journey I’d like to undhertake.”
-
-“An’ may I make bould to ax, Jack,” says his mother to him, “where
-would ye be afther makin’ the little journey to?”
-
-“You may that, then, Mother,” says Jack. “It’s this: You know the
-King of Munsther is a great jintleman entirely. It’s put on him,
-he’s so jintlemanly, that he was niver yet known to make use of a
-wrong or disrespectable word. An’ he prides himself on it so much
-that he has sent word over all the known airth that he’ll give his
-beautiful daughter--the loveliest picthur in all Munsther, an’ maybe
-in all Irelan’, if we’d say it--an’ her weight in goold, to any man
-that in three trials will make him use the unrespectful word, an’
-say, ‘Ye’re a liar!’ But every man that tries him, an’ fails, loses
-his head. All sorts and descriptions of people, from prences an’
-peers down to bagmen an’ beggars, have come from all parts of the
-known world to thry for the great prize, an’ all of them up to this
-has failed, an’ by consequence lost their heads. But, Mother dear,”
-says Jack, “where’s the use in a head to a man if he can’t get mail
-for it to ate? So I’m goin’ to thry me fortune, only axin’ your
-blissin’ an’ God’s blissin’ to help me on the way.”
-
-“Why, Jack,” says his mother, “it’s a dangersome task; but as you
-remark, where’s the good of the head to ye when ye can’t get mail to
-put in it? So, I give ye my blissin’, an’ night, noon, an’ mornin’
-I’ll be prayin’ for ye to prosper.”
-
-An’ Jack set out, with his heart as light as his stomach, an’ his
-pocket as light as them both together; but a man ’ill not travel far
-in ould Irelan’ (thanks be to God!) on the bare-footed stomach--as
-we’ll call it--or it’ll be his own fault if he does; an’ Jack didn’t
-want for plenty of first-class aitin’ an’ dhrinkin’ lashin’s an’
-lavin’s and pressin’ him to more. An’ in this way he thravelled away
-before him for five long days till he come to the King of Munsther’s
-castle. And when he was comed there he rattled on the gate, an’ out
-come the King.
-
-“Well, me man,” says the King, “what might be your business here?”
-
-“I’m come here, your Kingship,” says Jack, mighty polite, an’
-pullin’ his forelock, be raison his poor ould mother had always
-insthructed him in the heighth of good breedin’--“I’m come here,
-your R’yal Highness,” says Jack, “to thry for yer daughter.”
-
-“Hum!” says the King. “Me good young man,” says he, “don’t ye think
-it a poor thing to lose yer head?”
-
-“If I lose it,” says Jack, “sure one consolation’ll be that I’ll
-lose it in a glorious cause.”
-
-An’ who do ye think would be listenin’ to this same deludherin’
-speech of Jack’s, from over the wall, but the King’s beautiful
-daughter herself. She took an eyeful out of Jack, an’ right well
-plaised she was with his appearance, for,--
-
-“Father,” says she at once, “hasn’t the boy as good a right to get a
-chance as another? What’s his head to you? Let the boy in,” says
-she.
-
-An’ sure enough, without another word, the King took Jack within the
-gates, an’ handin’ him over to the sarvints, tould him to be well
-looked afther an’ cared for till mornin’.
-
-Next mornin’ the King took Jack with him an’ fetched him out into
-the yard. “Now then, Jack,” says he, “we’re goin’ to begin. We’ll
-drop into the stables here, an’ I’ll give you your first chance.”
-
-So he took Jack into the stables an’ showed him some wondherful big
-horses, the likes of which poor Jack never saw afore, an’ everyone
-of which was the heighth of the side wall of the castle an’ could
-step over the castle walls, which were twenty-five feet high,
-without strainin’ themselves.
-
-“Them’s purty big horses, Jack,” says the King. “I don’t suppose
-ever ye saw as big or as wondherful as them in yer life.”
-
-“Oh, they’re purty big indeed,” says Jack, takin’ it as cool as if
-there was nothin’ whatsomever astonishin’ to him about them.
-“They’re purty big indeed,” says Jack, “for this counthry. But at
-home with us in Donegal we’d only count them little nags, shootable
-for the young ladies to dhrive in pony-carriages.”
-
-“What!” says the King, “do ye mane to tell me ye have seen bigger in
-Donegal?”
-
-“Bigger!” says Jack. “Phew! Blood alive, yer Kingship, I seen horses
-in my father’s stable that could step over your horses without
-thrippin’. My father owned one big horse--the greatest, I believe,
-in the world again.”
-
-“What was he like?” says the King.
-
-“Well, yer Highness,” says Jack, “it’s quite beyond me to tell ye
-what he was like. But I know when we wanted to mount it could only
-be done by means of a step-laddher, with nine hundred and ninety
-steps to it, every step a mile high, an’ you had to jump seven mile
-off the topmost step to get on his back. He ate nine ton of turnips,
-nine ton of oats, an’ nine ton of hay in the day, an’ it took
-ninety-nine men in the daytime, an’ ninety-nine more in the
-night-time, carrying his feeds to him; an’ when he wanted a drink,
-the ninety-nine men had to lead him to a lough that was nine mile
-long, nine mile broad, an’ nine mile deep, an’ he used to drink it
-dry every time,” says Jack, an’ then he looked at the King,
-expectin’ he’d surely have to make a liar of him for that.
-
-But the King only smiled at Jack, an’ says he, “Jack, that was a
-wonderful horse entirely, an’ no mistake.”
-
-Then he took Jack with him out into the garden for his second trial,
-an’ showed him a beeskep, the size of the biggest rick of hay ever
-Jack had seen; an’ every bee in the skep was the size of a thrush
-an’ queeny bee as big as a jackdaw.
-
-“Jack,” says the King, says he, “isn’t them wondherful bees? I’ll
-warrant ye, ye never saw anything like them?”
-
-“Oh, they’re middlin’--middlin’ fairish,” says Jack--“for this
-counthry. But they’re nothin’ at all to the bees we have in Donegal.
-If one of our bees was flying across the fields,” says Jack, “and
-one of your bees happened to come in its way, an’ fall into our
-bee’s eye our bee would fly to the skep, an’ ax another bee to take
-the mote out of his eye.”
-
-“Do you tell me so, Jack?” says the King. “You must have great
-monsthers of bees.”
-
-“Monsthers,” says Jack. “Ah, yer Highness, monsthers is no name for
-some of them. I remimber,” says he, “a mighty great breed of bees me
-father owned. They were that big that when my father’s new castle
-was a-buildin’ (in the steddin’ of the old one which he consaived to
-be too small for a man of his mains), and when the workmen closed in
-the roof, it was found there was a bee inside, an’ the hall door not
-bein’ wide enough, they had to toss the side wall to let it out.
-Then the queeny bee--ah! she was a wonderful baste entirely!” says
-Jack. “Whenever she went out to take the air she used to overturn
-all the ditches and hedges in the country; the wind of her wings
-tossed houses and castles; she used to swallow whole flower gardens;
-an’ one day she flew against a ridge of mountains nineteen thousand
-feet high and knocked a piece out from top to bottom, an’ it’s
-called Barnesmore Gap to this day. This queeny bee was a great
-trouble an’ annoyance to my father, seein’ all the harm she done the
-naybours round about; and once she took it in her head to fly over
-to England, an’ she created such mischief an’ disolation there that
-the King of Englan’ wrote over to my father if he didn’t come
-immediately an’ take home his queeny bee that was wrackin’ an’
-ruinin’ all afore her he’d come over himself at the head of all his
-army, and wipe my father off the face of the airth. So my father
-ordhered me to mount our wondherful big horse that I tould ye about,
-an’ that could go nineteen mile at every step, an’ go over to
-Englan’ an’ bring home our queeny bee. An’ I mounted the horse an’
-started, an’ when I come as far as the sea I had to cross to get
-over to Englan’, I put the horse’s two fore feet into my hat, an’ in
-that way he thrashed the sea dry all the way across an’ landed me
-safely. When I come to the King of Englan’ he had to supply me with
-nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand men an’ ninety-nine thousand
-mile of chains an’ ropes to catch the queeny bee an’ bind her. It
-took us nine years to catch her, nine more to tie her, an’ nine
-years and nine millions of men to drag her home, an’ the King of
-Englan’ was a beggar afther from that day till the day of his death.
-Now what do ye think of that bee?” says Jack, thinkin’ he had the
-King this time sure enough.
-
-But the King was a cuter one than Jack took him for, an’ he only
-smiled again, an’ says he,--
-
-“Well, Jack, that was a wondherful great queeny bee entirely.”
-
-Next, for poor Jack’s third an’ last chance the King took him to
-show him a wondherful field of beans he had, with every bean-stalk
-fifteen feet high, an’ every bean the size of a goose’s egg.
-
-“Well, Jack,” says the King, says he, “I’ll engage ye never saw more
-wondherful bean-stalks than them?”
-
-“Is it them?” says Jack. “Arrah, man yer Kingship,” says he, “they
-may be very good--for this counthry; but sure we’d throw them out of
-the ground for useless afther-shoots in Donegal. I mind one
-bean-stalk in partickler, that my father had for a show an’ a
-cur’osity, that he used to show as a great wondher entirely to
-sthrangers. It stood on ninety-nine acres of ground, it was nine
-hundred mile high, an’ every leaf covered nine acres. It fed nine
-thousand horses, nine thousand mules, an’ nine thousand jackasses
-for nineteen years. He used to send nine thousand harvestmen up the
-stalk in the spring to cut and gather off the soft branches at the
-top. They used to cut these off when they’d reach up as far as them
-(which was always in the harvest time), an’ throw them down, an’
-nine hundred and ninety-nine horses an’ carts were kept busy for
-nine months carting the stuff away. Then the harvestmen always
-reached down to the foot of the stalk at Christmas again.”
-
-“Faix, Jack,” says the King, “it was a wondherful bean-stalk, that,
-entirely.”
-
-“You might say that,” says Jack, trying to make the most of it, for
-he was now on his last leg. “You might say that,” says he. “Why, I
-mind one year I went up the stalk with the harvestmen, an’ when I
-was nine thousand mile up, doesn’t I miss my foot, and down I come.
-I fell feet foremost, and sunk up to my chin in a whinstone rock
-that was at the foot. There I was in a quandhary--but I was not long
-ruminatin’ till I hauled out my knife, an’ cut off my head, an’ sent
-it home to look for help. I watched after it, as it went away, an’
-lo an’ behould ye, afore it had gone a mile I saw a fox set on it,
-and begin to worry it. ‘By this an’ by that,’ says I to meself, ‘but
-this is too bad!’--an’ I jumped out an’ away as hard as I could run,
-to the assistance of my head. An’ when I come up, I lifted my foot
-an’ give the fox three kicks, an’ knocked three kings out of
-him--every one of them a nicer an’ a better jintleman than you.”
-
-“Ye’re a liar, an’ a rascally liar,” says the King.
-
-“More power to ye!” says Jack, givin’ three buck leaps clean into
-the air, “an’ it’s proud I am to get you to confess it; for I have
-won yer daughter.”
-
-Right enough the King had to give up to Jack the daughter--an’ be
-the same token, from the first time she clapped her two eyes on Jack
-she wasn’t the girl to gainsay him--an’ her weight in goold. An’
-they were both of them marrid, an’ had such a weddin’ as surpassed
-all the weddin’s ever was heerd tell of afore or since in that
-country or in this. An’ Jack lost no time in sendin’ for his poor
-ould mother, an’ neither herself nor Jack ever after knew what it
-was to be in want. An’ may you an’ I never know that same naither.
-
-
-
-
-XI. BILLY’S TENDERFOOT
-
-By Stewart Edward White
-
-From “Blazed Trail Stories,” copyright, 1904, by Doubleday,
-Page & Company. By special permission from the author.
-
-
-During one spring of the early seventies Billy Knapp ran a species
-of road-house and hotel at the crossing of the Deadwood and Big Horn
-trails through Custer Valley. Travellers changing from one to the
-other frequently stopped there over night. He sold accommodations
-for man and beast, the former comprising plenty of whiskey, the
-latter plenty of hay. That was the best anyone could say of it. The
-hotel was of logs, two-storied, with partitions of sheeting to
-insure a certain privacy of sight if not of sound; had three beds
-and a number of bunks; and boasted of a woman cook--one of the first
-in the Hills. Billy did not run it long. He was too restless. For
-the time being, however, he was interested and satisfied.
-
-The personnel of the establishment consisted of Billy and the woman,
-already mentioned, and an ancient Pistol of the name of Charley. The
-latter wore many firearms, and had a good deal to say, but had
-never, as Billy expressed it, “made good.” This in the West could
-not be for lack of opportunity. His functions were those of general
-factotum.
-
-One evening Billy sat chair-tilted against the walls of the hotel
-waiting for the stage. By and by it drew in. Charley hobbled out,
-carrying buckets of water for the horses. The driver flung the reins
-from him with the lordly insolence of his privileged class,
-descended slowly, and swaggered to the barroom for his drink. Billy
-followed to serve it.
-
-“Luck,” said the driver, and crooked his elbow.
-
-“Anything new?” queried Billy.
-
-“Nope.”
-
-“Held up?”
-
-“Nope. Black Hank’s over in th’ limestone.”
-
-That exhausted the situation. The two men puffed silently for a
-moment at their pipes. In an instant the driver turned to go.
-
-“I got you a tenderfoot,” he remarked then, casually; “I reckon he’s
-outside.”
-
-“Guess I ambles forth and sees what fer a tenderfoot it is,” replied
-Billy, hastening from behind the bar.
-
-The tenderfoot was seated on a small trunk just outside the door. As
-he held his hat in his hand, Billy could see his dome-like bald
-head. Beneath the dome was a little pink-and-white face, and below
-that narrow, sloping shoulders, a flat chest, and bandy legs. He
-wore a light check suit, and a flannel shirt whose collar was much
-too large for him. Billy took this all in while passing. As the
-driver climbed to the seat, the hotel-keeper commented.
-
-“Say, Hen,” said he, “would you stuff it or put it under a glass
-case?”
-
-“I’d serve it, a lay Tooloose,” replied the driver, briefly, and
-brought his long lash 8-shaped across the four startled backs of his
-horses.
-
-Billy turned to the reinspection of his guest, and met a deprecating
-smile.
-
-“Can I get a room here fer to-night?” he inquired in a high, piping
-voice.
-
-“You kin,” said Billy, shortly, and began to howl for Charley.
-
-That patriarch appeared around the corner, as did likewise the cook,
-a black-eyed, red-cheeked creature, afterward counted by Billy as
-one of his eight matrimonial ventures.
-
-“Snake this stranger’s war-bag into th’ shack,” commanded Billy,
-“and, Nell, jest nat’rally rustle a few grub.”
-
-The stranger picked up a small hand-satchel and followed Charley
-into the building. When, a little later, he reappeared for supper,
-he carried the handbag with him, and placed it under the bench which
-flanked the table. Afterward he deposited it near his hand while
-enjoying a pipe outside. Naturally, all this did not escape Billy.
-
-“Stranger,” said he, “yo’ seems mighty wedded to that thar satchel.”
-
-“Yes, sir,” piped the stranger. Billy snorted at the title. “I has
-some personal belongin’s which is valuable to me.” He opened the bag
-and produced a cheap portrait of a rather cheap-looking woman. “My
-mother that was,” said he.
-
-Billy snorted again and went inside. He hated sentiment of all
-kinds.
-
-The two men sat opposite each other and ate supper, which was served
-by the red-cheeked girl. The stranger kept his eyes on his plate
-while she was in the room. He perched on the edge of the bench with
-his feet tucked under him and resting on the toes. When she
-approached, the muscles of his shoulders and upper arms grew rigid
-with embarrassment, causing strange awkward movements of the hands.
-He answered in monosyllables.
-
-Billy ate expansively and earnestly. Toward the close of the meal
-Charley slipped into place beside him. Charley was out of humor, and
-found the meat cold.
-
-“Damn yore soul, Nell,” he cried, “this yere ain’t fitten fer a
-_hog_ to eat!”
-
-The girl did not mind; nor did Billy. It was the country’s mode of
-speech. The stranger dropped his knife.
-
-“I don’t wonder you don’t like it, then,” said he, with a funny
-little blaze of anger.
-
-“Meanin’ what?” shouted Charley, threateningly.
-
-“You mustn’t speak to a lady that way,” replied the stranger,
-firmly, in his little piping voice.
-
-Billy caught the point and exploded in a mighty guffaw.
-
-“Bully fer you!” he cried, slapping his knee; “struck pyrites (he
-pronounced it pie-rights) fer shore that trip, Charley.”
-
-The girl, too, laughed, but quietly. She was just a little touched,
-though only this winter she had left Bismarck because the place
-would have no more of her.
-
-In the face of Billy’s approval, the patriarch fell silent.
-
-About midnight the four inmates of the frontier hotel were awakened
-by a tremendous racket outside. The stranger arose, fully clothed,
-from his bunk, and peered through the narrow open window. A dozen
-horses were standing grouped in charge of a single mounted man,
-indistinguishable in the dark. Out of the open door a broad band of
-light streamed from the saloon, whence came the noise of voices and
-of boots tramping about.
-
-“It is Black Hank,” said Billy, at his elbow, “Black Hank and his
-outfit. He hitches to this yere snubbin’-post occasional.”
-
-Black Hank in the Hills would have translated to Jesse James farther
-south.
-
-The stranger turned suddenly energetic.
-
-“Don’t you make no fight?” he asked.
-
-“Fight?” said Billy, wondering. “Fight? Co’se not. Hank don’t
-plunder _me_ none. He jest ambles along an’ helps himself, and
-leaves th’ dust fer it every time. I jest lays low an’ lets him
-operate. I never has no _dealin’s_ with him, understand. He jest
-nat’rally waltzes in an’ plants his grub-hooks on what he needs. I
-don’t know nothin’ about it. I’m dead asleep.”
-
-He bestowed a shadowy wink on the stranger.
-
-Below, the outlaws moved here and there.
-
-“Billy!” shouted a commanding voice, “Billy Knapp!”
-
-The hotel-keeper looked perplexed.
-
-“Now, what’s he tollin’ _me_ for?” he asked of the man by his side.
-
-“Billy!” shouted the voice again, “come down here, you Siwash. I
-want to palaver with you.”
-
-“All right, Hank,” replied Billy.
-
-He went to his “room,” and buckled on a heavy belt; then descended
-the steep stairs. The barroom was lighted and filled with men. Some
-of them were drinking and eating; others were strapping provisions
-into portable form. Against the corner of the bar a tall figure of a
-man leaned smoking--a man lithe, active, and muscular, with a keen
-dark face, and black eyebrows which met over his nose. Billy walked
-silently to this man.
-
-“What is it?” he asked, shortly. “This yere ain’t in th’ agreement.”
-
-“I know that,” replied the stranger.
-
-“Then leave yore dust and vamoose.”
-
-“My dust is there,” replied Black Hank, placing his hand on a
-buckskin bag at his side, “and you’re paid, Billy Knapp. I want to
-ask you a question. Standing Rock has sent fifty thousand dollars in
-greenbacks to Spotted Tail. The messenger went through here to-day.
-Have you seen him?”
-
-“Nary messenger,” replied Billy, in relief. “Stage goes empty.”
-
-Charley had crept down the stairs and into the room.
-
-“What in hell are yo’ doin’ yere, yo’ ranikaboo ijit?” inquired
-Billy, truculently.
-
-“That thar stage ain’t what you calls _empty_,” observed Charley,
-unmoved.
-
-A light broke on Billy’s mind. He remarked the valise which the
-stranger had so carefully guarded; and though his common-sense told
-him that an inoffensive non-combatant such as the guest would hardly
-be chosen as express messenger, still the bare possibility remained.
-
-“Yo’re right,” he agreed, carelessly, “thar is one tenderfoot who
-knows as much of ridin’ express as a pig does of a ruffled shirt.”
-
-“I notes he’s almighty particular about that carpetbag of his’n,”
-insisted Charley.
-
-The man against the counter had lost nothing of the scene. Billy’s
-denial, his hesitation, his half-truth all looked suspicious to him.
-With one swift, round sweep of the arm he had Billy covered. Billy’s
-hands shot over his head without the necessity of command.
-
-The men ceased their occupations and gathered about. Scenes of this
-sort were too common to elicit comment or arouse excitement. They
-knew perfectly well the _laissez-faire_ relations which obtained
-between the two Westerners.
-
-“Now,” said Black Hank, angrily, in a low tone, “I want to know why
-in hell you tried that monkey game.”
-
-Billy, wary and unafraid, replied that he had tried no game, that he
-had forgotten the tenderfoot for the moment, and that he did not
-believe the latter would prove to be the sought-for express
-messenger.
-
-One of the men, at a signal from his leader, relieved Billy’s heavy
-belt of considerable weight. Then the latter was permitted to sit on
-a cracker-box. Two more mounted the stairs. In a moment they
-returned to report that the upper story contained no human beings,
-strange or otherwise, except the girl, but that there remained a
-small trunk. Under further orders, they dragged the trunk down into
-the barroom. It was broken open and found to contain nothing but
-clothes--of the plainsman’s cut, material, and state of wear; a
-neatly folded Mexican saddle showing use, and a rawhide quirt.
-
-“Hell of a tenderfoot!” said Black Hank, contemptuously.
-
-The outlaws had already scattered outside to look for the trail. In
-this they were unsuccessful, reporting, indeed, that not the
-faintest sign indicated escape in any direction.
-
-Billy knew his man. The tightening of Black Hank’s close-knit brows
-meant but one thing. One does not gain chieftainship of any kind in
-the West without propping his ascendancy with acts of ruthless
-decision. Billy leaped from his cracker-box with the suddenness of
-the puma, seized Black Hank firmly about the waist, whirled him into
-a sort of shield, and began an earnest struggle for the instant
-possession of the outlaw’s drawn revolver. It was a gallant attempt,
-but an unsuccessful one. In a moment Billy was pinioned to the
-floor, and Black Hank was rubbing his abraded forearm. After that
-the only question was whether it should be rope or bullet.
-
-Now, when Billy had gone downstairs, the stranger had wasted no
-further time at the window. He had in his possession fifty thousand
-dollars in greenbacks which he was to deliver as soon as possible to
-the Spotted Tail agency in Wyoming. The necessary change of stage
-lines had forced him to stay over night at Billy Knapp’s hotel.
-
-The messenger seized his bag and softly ran along through the
-canvas-partitioned room wherein Billy slept, to a narrow window
-which he had already noticed gave out almost directly into the pine
-woods. The window was of oiled paper, and its catch baffled him. He
-knew it should slide back; but it refused to slide. He did not dare
-break the paper because of the crackling noise. A voice at his
-shoulder startled him.
-
-“I’ll show you,” whispered the red-cheeked girl.
-
-She was wrapped loosely in a blanket, her hair falling about her
-shoulders, and her bare feet showed beneath her coverings.
-
-The little man suffered at once an agony of embarrassment in which
-the thought of his errand was lost. It was recalled to him by the
-girl.
-
-“There you are,” she whispered, showing him the open window.
-
-“Thank you,” he stammered painfully. “I assure you--I wish--”
-
-The girl laughed under her breath.
-
-“That’s all right,” she said, heartily, “I owe you that for calling
-old whiskers off his bronc,” and she kissed him.
-
-The messenger, trembling with self-consciousness, climbed hastily
-through the window, ran the broad loop of the satchel up his arm,
-and instead of dropping to the ground, as the girl had expected,
-swung himself lightly into the branches of a rather large scrub-oak
-that grew near. She listened to the rustle of the leaves for a
-moment as he neared the trunk, and then, unable to restrain her
-curiosity in regard to the doings below, turned to the stairway.
-
-As she did so, two men mounted. They examined the three rooms of the
-upper story hastily but carefully, paying scant attention to her,
-and departed swearing. In a few moments they returned for the
-stranger’s trunk. Nell followed them down the stairs as far as the
-doorway. There she heard and saw things, and fled in bitter dismay
-to the back of the house when Billy Knapp was overpowered.
-
-At the window she knelt, clasping her hands and sinking her head
-between her arms. Women in the West, at least women like Nell, do
-not weep. But she came near it. Suddenly she raised her head. A
-voice next her ear had addressed her.
-
-She looked here and there and around, but could discover nothing.
-
-“Here, outside,” came the low, guarded voice, “in the tree.”
-
-Then she saw that the little stranger had not stirred from his first
-alighting-place.
-
-“Beg yore pardon, ma’am, fer startling you or fer addressing you at
-all, which I shouldn’t, but--”
-
-“Oh, never mind that,” said the girl, impatiently, shaking back her
-hair. So deprecating and timid were the tones, that almost without
-an effort of the imagination she could picture the little man’s
-blushes and his half-sidling method of delivery. At this supreme
-moment his littleness and lack of self-assertion jarred on her mood.
-“What’re you doin’ there? Thought you’d vamoosed.”
-
-“It was safer here,” explained the stranger, “I left no trail.”
-
-She nodded comprehension of the common-sense of this.
-
-“But, ma’am, I took the liberty of speakin’ to you because you seems
-to be in trouble. Of course, I ain’t got no right to _ask_, an’ if
-you don’t care to tell me--”
-
-“They’re goin’ to kill Billy,” broke in Nell, with a sob.
-
-“What for?”
-
-“I don’t just rightly make out. They’s after someone, and they
-thinks Billy’s caching him. I reckon it’s you. Billy ain’t caching
-nothin’, but they thinks he is.”
-
-“It’s me they’s after, all right. Now, you know where I am, why
-don’t you tell them and save Billy?”
-
-The girl started, but her keen Western mind saw the difficulty at
-once.
-
-“They thinks Billy pertects you just th’ same.”
-
-“Do you love him?” asked the stranger.
-
-“God knows I’m purty tough,” confessed Nell, sobbing, “but I jest do
-that!” and she dropped her head again.
-
-The invisible stranger in the gloom fell silent, considering.
-
-“I’m a pretty rank proposition, myself,” said he at last, as if to
-himself, “and I’ve got a job on hand which same I oughta put through
-without givin’ attention to anything else. As a usual thing folks
-don’t care fer me, and I don’t care much fer folks. Women especial.
-They drives me plumb tired. I reckon I don’t stack up very high in
-th’ blue chips when it comes to cashin’ in with the gentle sex,
-anyhow; but in general they gives me as much notice as they lavishes
-on a doodle-bug. I ain’t kickin’, you understand, nary bit; but onct
-in a dog’s age I kind of hankers fer a decent look from one of ’em.
-I ain’t never had no women-folks of my own, never. Sometimes I
-thinks it would be some scrumptious to know a little gal waitin’ fer
-me somewhere. They ain’t none. They never will be. I ain’t built
-that way. You treated me white to-night. You’re th’ first woman that
-ever kissed me of her own accord.”
-
-The girl heard a faint scramble, then the soft _pat_ of someone
-landing on his feet. Peering from the window she made out a faint,
-shadowy form stealing around the corner of the hotel. She put her
-hand to her heart and listened. Her understanding of the stranger’s
-motives was vague at best, but she had caught his confession that
-her kiss had meant much to him, and even in her anxiety she felt an
-inclination to laugh. She had bestowed that caress as she would have
-kissed the cold end of a dog’s nose.
-
-The men below stairs had, after some discussion, decided on bullet.
-This was out of consideration for Billy’s standing as a
-frontiersman. Besides, he had stolen no horses. In order not to
-delay matters, the execution was fixed for the present time and
-place. Billy stood with his back to the logs of his own hotel, his
-hands and feet bound, but his eyes uncovered. He had never lost his
-nerve. In the short respite which preparation demanded, he told his
-opponents what he thought of them.
-
-“Proud?” he concluded a long soliloquy as if to the reflector of the
-lamp. “Proud?” he repeated reflectively. “This yere Hank’s jest that
-proud he’s all swelled up like a poisoned pup. Ain’t everyone kin
-corall a man sleepin’ and git fifty thousand without turnin’ a
-hair.”
-
-Black Hank distributed three men to do the business. There were no
-heroics. The execution of this man was necessary to him, not because
-he was particularly angry over the escape of the messenger--he
-expected to capture that individual in due time--but in order to
-preserve his authority over his men. He was in the act of moving
-back to give the shooters room, when he heard behind him the door
-open and shut.
-
-He turned. Before the door stood a small consumptive-looking man in
-a light check suit. The tenderfoot carried two short-barreled Colt’s
-revolvers, one of which he presented directly at Black Hank.
-
-“’Nds up!” he commanded, sharply.
-
-Hank was directly covered, so he obeyed. The new-comer’s eye had a
-strangely restless quality. Of the other dozen inmates of the room,
-eleven were firmly convinced that the weapon and eye not directly
-levelled at their leader were personally concerned with themselves.
-The twelfth thought he saw his chance. To the bewildered onlookers
-there seemed to be a flash and a bang, instantaneous; then things
-were as before. One of the stranger’s weapons still pointed at Black
-Hank’s breast; the other at each of the rest.
-
-Only the twelfth man, he who had seen his chance, had collapsed
-forward to the floor. No one could assure himself positively that he
-had discerned the slightest motion on the part of the stranger.
-
-“Now,” said the latter, sharply, “one at a time, gentlemen. Drop
-yore gun,” this last to Black Hank, “muzzle down. Drop it! Correct!”
-
-One of the men in the back of the room stirred slightly on the ball
-of his foot.
-
-“Steady, there!” warned the stranger. The man stiffened.
-
-“Next gent,” went on the little man, subtly indicating another. The
-latter obeyed without hesitation. “Next. Now you. Now you in th’
-corner.”
-
-One after another the pistols clattered to the floor. Not for an
-instant could a single inmate of the apartment, armed or unarmed,
-flatter himself that his slightest motion was unobserved. They were
-like tigers on the crouch, ready to spring the moment the man’s
-guard lowered. It did not lower. The huddled figure on the floor
-reminded them of what might happen. They obeyed.
-
-“Step back,” commanded the stranger next. In a moment he had them
-standing in a row against the wall, rigid, upright, their hands over
-their heads. Then for the first time the stranger moved from his
-position by the door.
-
-“Call her,” he said to Billy, “th’ girl.”
-
-Billy raised his voice. “Nell! Oh, Nell!”
-
-In a moment she appeared in the doorway at the foot of the stairs,
-without hesitation or fear. When she perceived the state of affairs,
-she brightened almost mischievously.
-
-“Would you jest as soon, ma’am, if it ain’t troubling you too much,
-jest nat’rally sort of untie Billy?” requested the stranger.
-
-She did so. The hotel-keeper stretched his arms.
-
-“Now, pick up th’ guns, please.”
-
-The two set about it.
-
-“Where’s that damn ol’ reprobate?” inquired Billy, truculently,
-looking about for Charley.
-
-The patriarch had quietly slipped away.
-
-“You kin drop them hands,” advised the stranger, lowering the
-muzzles of his weapons. The leader started to say something.
-
-“You shut up!” said Billy, selecting his own weapons from the heap.
-
-The stranger suddenly picked up one of the Colt’s single-action
-revolvers which lay on the floor, and, holding the trigger back
-against the guard, exploded the six charges by hitting the hammer
-smartly with the palm of his hand. In the thrusting motion of this
-discharge he evidently had design, for the first six wine-glasses on
-Billy’s bar were shivered. It was wonderful work, rattling fire,
-quicker than a self-cocker even. He selected another weapon. From a
-pile of tomato-cans he took one and tossed it into the air. Before
-it had fallen he had perforated it twice, and as it rolled along the
-floor he helped its progression by four more bullets which left
-streams of tomato-juice where they had hit. The room was full of
-smoke.
-
-The group watched, fascinated.
-
-Then the men against the wall grew rigid. Out of the film of smoke
-long, vivid streams of fire flashed toward them, now right, now
-left, like the alternating steam of a locomotive’s pistons. SMASH,
-SMASH! SMASH, SMASH! hit the bullets with regular thud. With the
-twelfth discharge the din ceased. Midway in the space between the
-heads of each pair of men against the wall was a round hole. No one
-was touched.
-
-A silence fell. The smoke lightened and blew slowly through the open
-door. The horses, long since deserted by their guardians in favor of
-the excitement within, whinnied. The stranger dropped the smoking
-Colts, and quietly reproduced his own short-barrelled arms from his
-side-pockets, where he had thrust them. Billy broke the silence at
-last.
-
-“That’s _shootin’_!” he observed, with a sigh.
-
-“Them fifty thousand is outside,” clicked the stranger. “Do you want
-them?”
-
-There was no reply.
-
-“I aims to pull out on one of these-yere hosses of yours,” said he.
-“Billy he’s all straight. He doesn’t know nothin’ about me.”
-
-He collected the six-shooters from the floor.
-
-“I jest takes these with me for a spell,” he continued. “You’ll find
-them, if you look hard enough, along on th’ trail--also yore
-broncs.”
-
-He backed toward the door.
-
-“I’m layin’ fer th’ man that sticks his head out that door,” he
-warned.
-
-“Stranger,” said Black Hank as he neared the door.
-
-The little man paused.
-
-“Might I ask yore name?”
-
-“My name is Alfred,” replied the latter.
-
-Black Hank looked chagrined.
-
-“I’ve hearn tell of you,” he acknowledged.
-
-The stranger’s eye ran over the room, and encountered that of the
-girl. He shrank into himself and blushed.
-
-“Good-night,” he said, hastily, and disappeared. A moment later the
-beat of hoofs became audible as he led the bunch of horses away.
-
-For a time there was silence. Then Billy, “By God, Hank, I means to
-stand in with you, but you let that kid alone, or I plugs you!”
-
-“Kid, huh!” grunted Hank. “Alfred a kid! I’ve hearn tell of him.”
-
-“What’ve you heard?” inquired the girl.
-
-“He’s th’ plumb best scout on th’ southern trail,” replied Black
-Hank.
-
-The year following, Billy Knapp, Alfred, and another man named Jim
-Buckley took across to the hills the only wagon-train that dared set
-out that summer.
-
-
-
-
-XII. THE NIGHTINGALE AND THE ROSE
-
-By Oscar Wilde
-
-From “Fairy Tales,” copyright, 1913, by G. P. Putnam’s Sons.
-By special permission from the publishers.
-
-
-“She said that she would dance with me if I brought her red roses,”
-cried the young Student; “but in all my garden there is no red
-rose.”
-
-From her nest in the Holm-oak tree the Nightingale heard him, and
-she looked out through the leaves, and wondered.
-
-“No red rose in all my garden!” he cried, and his beautiful eyes
-filled with tears. “Ah, on what little things does happiness depend.
-I have read all the wise men have written and all the secrets of
-philosophy are mine, yet for want of a red rose is my life made
-wretched.”
-
-“Here at last is a true lover,” said the Nightingale. “Night after
-night have I sung of him, though I knew him not; night after night
-have I told his story to the stars, and now I see him. His hair is
-dark as the hyacinth-blossom, and his lips as red as the rose of his
-desire; but passion has made his face like pale ivory, and sorrow
-has set her seal upon his brow.”
-
-“The Prince gives a ball to-morrow night,” murmured the young
-Student, “and my love will be of the company. If I bring her a red
-rose, I shall hold her in my arms, and she will lean her head upon
-my shoulder, and her hand will be clasped in mine. But there is no
-red rose in my garden, so I shall sit lonely, and she will pass me
-by. She will have no heed of me, and my heart will break.”
-
-“Here indeed is the true lover,” said the Nightingale. “What I sing
-of, he suffers; what is joy to me, to him is pain. Surely Love is a
-wonderful thing. It is more precious than emeralds, and dearer than
-fine opals. Pearls and pomegranates cannot buy it, nor is it set
-forth in the market-place. It may not be purchased of the merchants,
-nor can it be weighed out in the balance for gold.”
-
-“The musicians will sit in their gallery,” said the young Student,
-“and play upon their stringed instruments, and my love will dance to
-the sound of the harp and violin. She will dance so lightly that her
-feet will not touch the floor, and the courtiers in their gay
-dresses will throng round her. But with me she will not dance, for I
-have no red rose to give her”; and he flung himself down on the
-grass, and buried his face in his hands, and wept.
-
-“Why is he weeping?” asked a little Green Lizard, as he ran past him
-with his tail in the air.
-
-“Why, indeed?” said a Butterfly, who was fluttering after a sunbeam.
-
-“Why, indeed?” whispered a Daisy to his neighbor, in a soft low
-voice.
-
-“He is weeping for a red rose,” said the Nightingale.
-
-“For a red rose!” they cried; “how very ridiculous!” and the Lizard,
-who was something of a cynic, laughed outright.
-
-But the Nightingale understood the secret of the Student’s sorrow,
-and she sat silent in the Oak-tree, and thought about the mystery of
-love.
-
-Suddenly she spread her brown wings for flight and soared into the
-air. She passed through the grove like a shadow, and like a shadow
-she sailed across the garden.
-
-In the center of the grass-plot was standing a beautiful Rose-tree,
-and when she saw it she flew over to it, and lit upon a spray.
-
-“Give me a red rose,” she cried, “and I will sing you my sweetest
-song.”
-
-But the Tree shook its head.
-
-“My roses are white,” it answered; “as white as the foam of the sea
-and whiter than the snow upon the mountain. But go to my brother who
-grows round the sun-dial, and perhaps he will give you what you
-want.”
-
-So the Nightingale flew over to the Rose-tree that was growing round
-the old sun-dial.
-
-“Give me a red rose,” she cried, “and I will sing you my sweetest
-song.”
-
-But the Tree shook its head.
-
-“My roses are yellow,” it answered; “as yellow as the hair of the
-mermaiden who sits upon an amber throne, and yellower than the
-daffodil that blooms in the meadow before the mower comes with his
-scythe. But go to my brother who grows beneath the Student’s window,
-and perhaps he will give you what you want.”
-
-So the Nightingale flew over to the Rose-tree that was growing
-beneath the Student’s window.
-
-“Give me a red rose,” she cried, “and I will sing you my sweetest
-song.”
-
-But the Tree shook its head.
-
-“My roses are red,” it answered, “as red as the feet of the dove,
-and redder than the great fans of coral that wave and wave in the
-ocean-cavern. But the winter has chilled my veins, and the frost has
-nipped my buds, and the storm has broken my branches, and I shall
-have no roses at all this year.”
-
-“One red rose is all I want,” cried the Nightingale, “only one red
-rose! Is there no way by which I can get it?”
-
-“There is a way,” answered the Tree; “but it is so terrible that I
-dare not tell it to you.”
-
-“Tell it to me,” said the Nightingale; “I am not afraid.”
-
-“If you want a red rose,” said the Tree, “you must build it out of
-music by moonlight, and stain it with your own heart’s-blood. You
-must sing to me with your breast against a thorn. All night long you
-must sing to me, and the thorn must pierce your heart, and your
-life-blood must flow into my veins, and become mine.”
-
-“Death is a great price to pay for a red rose,” cried the
-Nightingale, “and Life is very dear to all. It is pleasant to sit in
-the green wood, and to watch the Sun in his chariot of gold, and the
-Moon in her chariot of pearl. Sweet is the scent of the hawthorn,
-and sweet are the bluebells that hide in the valley, and the heather
-that blows on the hill. Yet Love is better than Life, and what is
-the heart of a bird compared to the heart of a man?”
-
-So she spread her brown wings for flight, and soared into the air.
-She swept over the garden like a shadow, and like a shadow she
-sailed through the grove.
-
-The young Student was still lying on the grass, where she had left
-him, and the tears were not yet dry in his beautiful eyes.
-
-“Be happy,” cried the Nightingale, “be happy; you shall have your
-red rose. I will build it out of music by moonlight, and stain it
-with my own heart’s-blood. All that I ask of you in return is that
-you will be a true lover, for Love is wiser than Philosophy, though
-she is wise, and mightier than Power, though he is mighty.
-Flame-colored are his wings, and colored like flame is his body. His
-lips are sweet as honey, and his breath is like frankincense.”
-
-The Student looked up from the grass, and listened, but he could not
-understand what the Nightingale was saying to him, for he only knew
-the things that are written down in books.
-
-But the Oak-tree understood, and felt sad, for he was very fond of
-the little Nightingale, who had built her nest in his branches.
-
-“Sing me one last song,” he whispered; “I shall feel very lonely
-when you are gone.”
-
-So the Nightingale sang to the Oak-tree, and her voice was like
-water bubbling from a silver jar.
-
-When she had finished her song, the Student got up, and pulled a
-note-book and a lead-pencil out of his pocket.
-
-“She has form,” he said to himself, as he walked away through the
-grove--“that cannot be denied to her; but has she got feeling? I am
-afraid not. In fact, she is like most artists; she is all style,
-without any sincerity. She would not sacrifice herself for others.
-She thinks merely of music, and everybody knows that the arts are
-selfish. Still, it must be admitted that she has some beautiful
-notes in her voice. What a pity it is that they do not mean
-anything, or do any practical good.” And he went into his room, and
-lay down on his little pallet-bed, and began to think of his love;
-and, after a time, he fell asleep.
-
-And when the Moon shone in the heavens the Nightingale flew to the
-Rose-tree, and set her breast against the thorn. All night long she
-sang with her breast against the thorn, and the cold crystal Moon
-leaned down and listened. All night long she sang, and the thorn
-went deeper and deeper into her breast, and her life blood ebbed
-away from her.
-
-She sang first of the birth of love in the heart of a boy and girl.
-And on the topmost spray of the Rose-tree there blossomed a
-marvellous rose, petal following petal, as song followed song. Pale
-was it, at first, as the mist that hangs over the river--pale as the
-feet of the morning, and silver as the wings of the dawn. As the
-shadow of a rose in a mirror of silver, as the shadow of a rose in a
-water-pool, so was the rose that blossomed on the topmost spray of
-the Tree.
-
-But the Tree cried to the Nightingale to press closer against the
-thorn. “Press closer, little Nightingale,” cried the Tree, “or the
-Day will come before the rose is finished.”
-
-So the Nightingale pressed closer against the thorn, and louder and
-louder grew her song, for she sang of the birth of passion in the
-soul of a man and a maid.
-
-And a delicate flush of pink came into the leaves of the rose, like
-the flush in the face of the bridegroom when he kisses the lips of
-the bride. But the thorn had not yet reached her heart, so the
-rose’s heart remained white, for only a Nightingale’s heart-blood
-can crimson the heart of a rose.
-
-And the Tree cried to the Nightingale to press closer against the
-thorn. “Press closer, little Nightingale,” cried the Tree, “or the
-Day will come before the rose is finished.”
-
-So the Nightingale pressed closer against the thorn, and the thorn
-touched her heart, and a fierce pang of pain shot through her.
-Bitter, bitter was the pain, and wilder and wilder grew her song,
-for she sang of the Love that is perfected by Death, of the Love
-that dies not in the tomb.
-
-And the marvellous rose became crimson, like the rose of the eastern
-sky. Crimson was the girdle of petals, and crimson as a ruby was the
-heart.
-
-But the Nightingale’s voice grew fainter, and her little wings began
-to beat, and a film came over her eyes. Fainter and fainter grew her
-song, and she felt something choking her in her throat.
-
-Then she gave one last burst of music. The white Moon heard it, and
-she forgot the dawn, and lingered on in the sky. The red rose heard
-it, and it trembled all over with ecstasy, and opened its petals to
-the cold morning air. Echo bore it to her purple cavern in the
-hills, and woke the sleeping shepherds from their dreams. It floated
-through the reeds of the river, and they carried its message to the
-sea.
-
-“Look, look!” cried the Tree, “the rose is finished now”; but the
-Nightingale made no answer, for she was lying dead in the long
-grass, with the thorn in her heart.
-
-And at noon the Student opened his window and looked out.
-
-“Why, what a wonderful piece of luck!” he cried; “here is a red
-rose! I have never seen any rose like it in all my life. It is so
-beautiful that I am sure that it has a long Latin name”; and he
-leaned down and plucked it.
-
-Then he put on his hat, and ran up to the Professor’s house with the
-rose in his hand.
-
-The daughter of the Professor was sitting in the doorway winding
-blue silk on a reel, and her little dog was lying at her feet.
-
-“You said that you would dance with me if I brought you a red rose,”
-cried the Student. “Here is the reddest rose in all the world. You
-will wear it to-night next your heart, and as we dance together it
-will tell you how I love you.”
-
-But the girl frowned.
-
-“I am afraid it will not go with my dress,” she answered; “and
-besides, the Chamberlain’s nephew sent me some real jewels, and
-everybody knows that jewels cost far more than flowers.”
-
-“Well, upon my word, you are very ungrateful,” said the Student
-angrily; and he threw the rose into the street, where it fell into
-the gutter, and a cartwheel went over it
-
-“Ungrateful!” said the girl. “I tell you what, you are very rude;
-and after all, who are you? Only a Student. Why, I don’t believe you
-have even got silver buckles to your shoes as the Chamberlain’s
-nephew has”; and she got up from her chair and went into the house.
-
-“What a silly thing Love is,” said the Student as he walked away.
-“It is not half as useful as Logic, for it does not prove anything,
-and it is always telling one of things that are not going to happen,
-and making one believe things that are not true. In fact, it is
-quite unpractical, and, as in this age to be practical is
-everything, I shall go back to Philosophy and study Metaphysics.”
-
-So he returned to his room and pulled out a great dusty book, and
-began to read.
-
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-<p style='display:block; margin-left:2em; text-indent:0; margin-top:0; margin-bottom:1em;'>A dozen yarns for soldiers and sailors</p>
-<p style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:0; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Compiler: Wilhelmina Harper</p>
-<p style='display:block; text-indent:0; margin:1em 0'>Release Date: June 10, 2022 [eBook #68278]</p>
-<p style='display:block; text-indent:0; margin:1em 0'>Language: English</p>
- <p style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:0; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em; text-align:left'>Produced by: Roger Frank and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This book was produced from images made available by the HathiTrust Digital Library.)</p>
-<div style='margin-top:2em; margin-bottom:4em'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK OFF DUTY ***</div>
-
- <div class='section'>
- <div class='ce'>
- <h1 style='font-size:1.4em;'>OFF DUTY </h1>
- <div style='margin-bottom:2em; font-size:1.2em;'>A Dozen Yarns for Soldiers and Sailors </div>
- <div style='font-size:1.1em;'>Compiled by Wilhelmina Harper</div>
- <div>Assistant Librarian, Camp Library,</div>
- <div style='margin-bottom:2em;'>Naval Training Station, Pelham Bay Park, N.Y. </div>
- <div>NEW YORK</div>
- <div>THE CENTURY CO.</div>
- <div>1919</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-
- <div class='section'>
- <div class='ce'>
- <div>Copyright, 1919, by</div>
- <div>The Century Co.</div>
- <div>Published, August, 1919 </div>
- </div>
- </div>
-
- <div class='section'>
- <div class='ce'>
- <div>TO MY BROTHER</div>
- <div>LIEUTENANT FRANCIS HARPER</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-
- <div class='section' style='margin-left:6%; margin-right:6%;'>
- <div class='ce'>
- <div style='font-size:1.2em;margin-bottom:1.2em;'>FOREWORD</div>
- </div>
-
- <p>In my work here at Pelham Bay Camp with our wounded from abroad,
- with our sick boys who did not get “over there,” and with the well
- but often lonely men, who frequent our library, I have discovered a
- distinct need for some collection of the best stories, especially
- adapted to the “genus homo.” To meet this want, I have prepared this
- compilation for our soldiers and sailors, and incidentally for all
- to read who will.</p>
-
- <p>Work with our American youth is most inspiring because of his open
- mind, his courage, and his great appreciation of any service
- rendered him. This fact I have learned through becoming acquainted
- with the brave lads on the hospital cots at Pelham, who have needed
- help in whiling away the long hours of waiting.</p>
-
- <p>In all camps there are many men not acquainted with books. My aim
- has been to introduce them to some of our best writers, knowing that
- friendship and liking would soon follow. The work has been a
- pleasant one, made doubly so because of the willing co-operation
- given me by the distinguished authors whose stories are contained
- herein; and by the equally generous response which the various
- publishers have made to my requests. It was not done for me, but for
- the purpose of the compilation. To authors and publishers I hereby
- express my gratitude.</p>
-
- <div style='text-align:right; margin-top:0.5em; margin-bottom:0.5em'>
- <div style='display:inline-block; text-align:left;'>
- <div class='cbline'>W. H.</div>
- <div class='cbline'>April, 1919.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-
- </div>
-
- <div class='section'>
- <div style="text-align:center; margin-top:0.5em; margin-bottom:0.5em; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto">
- <div style="display:inline-block; text-align:left;">
- <table class='toc tcenter' style='margin-bottom:3em'>
- <tbody>
- <tr>
- <th colspan='2' style='text-align:center'>CONTENTS</th>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c1'><a href='#ssI'>Keeping Up With Lizzie</a></td>
- <td class='c2'>Irving Bacheller</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c1'><a href='#ssII'>The Tide Takes a Hand</a></td>
- <td class='c2'>Rex Beach</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c1'><a href='#ssIII'>The Gay Old Dog</a></td>
- <td class='c2'>Edna Ferber</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c1'><a href='#ssIV'>Ole Skjarsen’s First Touchdown</a></td>
- <td class='c2'>George Fitch</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c1'><a href='#ssV'>The Outlaw</a></td>
- <td class='c2'>Hamlin Garland</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c1'><a href='#ssVI'>Naza! Naza! Naza!</a></td>
- <td class='c2'>Zane Grey</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c1'><a href='#ssVII'>A Case of Metaphantasmia</a></td>
- <td class='c2'>W. D. Howells</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c1'><a href='#ssVIII'>The Outcasts of Poker Flat</a></td>
- <td class='c2'>Bret Harte</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c1'><a href='#ssIX'>The Handbook of Hymen</a></td>
- <td class='c2'>O. Henry</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c1'><a href='#ssX'>Jack and the King</a></td>
- <td class='c2'>Seumas MacManus</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c1'><a href='#ssXI'>Billy’s Tenderfoot</a></td>
- <td class='c2'>Stewart Edward White</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c1'><a href='#ssXII'>The Nightingale and the Rose</a></td>
- <td class='c2'>Oscar Wilde</td>
- </tr>
- </tbody>
- </table>
- </div>
- </div>
- </div>
-
- <section class='chapter'>
-
- <h2 class='nobreak' id='ssI' title='I. Keeping Up With Lizzie'>
- <span style='font-size:1.1em'>I</span><br /><span style='font-size:1.0em'>KEEPING UP WITH LIZZIE</span>
- </h2>
-
- <div class='ce sc'>By Irving Bacheller</div>
-
- <div class='attrb'>
- From “Keeping Up with Lizzie,” copyright, 1911, by Harper &amp;
- Brothers. Used by special permission of the author.
- </div>
-
- <div class='ce'>
- <div style='margin-bottom:1em;'>(In part)</div>
- </div>
-
- <p>“Sam Henshaw’s girl had graduated an’ gone abroad with her mother.
- One Sunday ’bout a year later, Sam flew up to the door o’ my house
- in his automobile. He lit on the sidewalk an’ struggled up the steps
- with two hundred an’ forty-seven pounds o’ meat on him. He walked
- like a man carryin’ a barrel o’ pork. He acted as if he was glad to
- see me an’ the big arm-chair on the piaz’.</p>
-
- <p>“‘What’s the news?’ I asked.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Lizzie an’ her mother got back this mornin’,’ he gasped. ‘They’ve
- been six months in Europe. Lizzie is in love with it. She’s
- hobnobbed with kings an’ queens. She talks art beautiful. I wish
- you’d come over an’ hear her hold a conversation. It’s wonderful.
- She’s goin’ to be a great addition to this community. She’s got me
- faded an’ on the run. I ran down to the store for a few minutes this
- mornin’, an’ when I got back she says to me:</p>
-
- <p>“‘“Father, you always smell o’ ham an’ mustard. Have you been in
- that disgusting store? Go an’ take a bahth at once.” That’s what she
- called it—a “bahth.” Talks just like the English people—she’s been
- among ’em so long. Get into my car an’ I’ll take ye over an’ fetch
- ye back.’</p>
-
- <p>“Sam regarded his humiliation with pride an’ joy. At last Lizzie had
- convinced him that her education had paid. My curiosity was excited.
- I got in an’ we flew over to his house. Sam yelled up the stairway
- kind o’ joyful as we come in, an’ his wife answered at the top o’
- the stairs an’ says:</p>
-
- <p>“‘Mr. Henshaw, I wish you wouldn’t shout in this house like a boy
- calling the cows.’</p>
-
- <p>“I guess she didn’t know I was there. Sam ran up-stairs an’ back,
- an’ then we turned into that splendid parlor o’ his an’ set down.
- Purty soon Liz an’ her mother swung in an’ smiled very pleasant an’
- shook hands an’ asked how was my family, etc., an’ went right on
- talkin’. I saw they didn’t ask for the purpose of gettin’
- information. Liz was dressed to kill an’ purty as a picture—cheeks
- red as a rooster’s comb an’ waist like a hornet’s. The cover was off her
- show-case, an’ there was a diamond sunburst in the middle of it, an’
- the jewels were surrounded by charms to which I am not wholly
- insensible even now.</p>
-
- <p>“‘I wanted ye to tell Mr. Potter about yer travels,’ says Sam.</p>
-
- <p>“Lizzie smiled an’ looked out o’ the window a minute an’ fetched a
- sigh an’ struck out, lookin’ like Deacon Bristow the day he give ten
- dollars to the church. She told about the cities an’ the folks an’
- the weather in that queer, English way she had o’ talkin’.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Tell how ye hobnobbed with the Queen o’ Italy,’ Sam says.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Oh, father! Hobnobbed!’ says she. ‘Anybody would think that she
- and I had manicured each other’s hands. She only spoke a few words
- of Italian and looked very gracious an’ beautiful an’ complimented
- my color.’</p>
-
- <p>“Then she lay back in her chair, kind o’ weary, an’ Sam asked me how
- was business—just to fill in the gap, I guess. Liz woke up an’
- showed how far she’d got ahead in the race.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Business!’ says she, with animation. ‘That’s why I haven’t any
- patience with American men. They never sit down for ten minutes
- without talking business. Their souls are steeped in commercialism.
- Don’t you see how absurd it is, father? There are plenty of lovely
- things to talk about.’</p>
-
- <p>“Sam looked guilty, an’ I felt sorry for him. It had cost heavy to
- educate his girl up to a p’int where she could give him so much
- advice an’ information. The result was natural. She was irritated by
- the large cubic capacity—the length, breadth and thickness of his
- ignorance and unrefinement; he was dazed by the length, breadth, an’
- thickness of her learning an’ her charm. He didn’t say a word. He
- bowed his head before this pretty, perfumed casket of erudition.</p>
-
- <p>“‘You like Europe,’ I says.</p>
-
- <p>“‘I love it,’ says she. ‘It’s the only place to live. There one
- finds so much of the beautiful in art and music and so many
- cultivated people.’</p>
-
- <p>“Lizzie was a handsome girl, an’ had more sense than any o’ the
- others that tried to keep up with her. After all, she was Sam’s
- fault, an’ Sam was a sin conceived an’ committed by his wife, as ye
- might say. She had made him what he was.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Have you seen Dan Pettigrew lately?’ Lizzie asked.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Yes,’ I says. ‘Dan is goin’ to be a farmer.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘A farmer!’ says she, an’ covered her face with her handkerchief
- an’ shook with merriment.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Yes,’ I says. ‘Dan has come down out o’ the air. He’s abandoned
- folly. He wants to do something to help along.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Yes, of course,’ says Lizzie, in a lofty manner. ‘Dan is really an
- excellent boy—isn’t he?’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Yes, an’ he’s livin’ within his means—that’s the first mile-stone
- in the road to success,’ I says. ‘I’m goin’ buy him a thousand acres
- o’ land, an’ one o’ these days he’ll own it an’ as much more. You
- wait. He’ll have a hundred men in his employ an’ flocks an’ herds
- an’ a market of his own in New York. He’ll control prices in this
- county, an’ they’re goin’ down. He’ll be a force in the State.’</p>
-
- <p>“They were all sitting up. The faces o’ the Lady Henshaw an’ her
- daughter turned red.</p>
-
- <p>“‘I’m very glad to hear it, I’m sure,’ said her Ladyship.</p>
-
- <p>“I wasn’t so sure o’ that as she was, an’ there, for me, was the
- milk in the cocoanut. I was joyful.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Why, it’s perfectly lovely!’ says Lizzie, as she fetched her
- pretty hands together in her lap.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Yes, you want to cultivate Dan,’ I says. ‘He’s a man to be
- reckoned with.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Oh, indeed!’ says her Ladyship.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Yes, indeed!’ I says, ‘an’ the girls are all after him.’</p>
-
- <p>“I just guessed that. I knew it was unscrupulous, but livin’ here in
- this atmosphere does affect the morals even of a lawyer. Lizzie grew
- red in the face.</p>
-
- <p>“‘He could marry one o’ the Four Hundred if he wanted to,’ I says.
- ‘The other evening he was seen in the big red tourin’-car o’ the Van
- Alstynes. What do you think o’ that?’</p>
-
- <p>“Now that was true, but the chauffeur had been a college friend of
- Dan’s, an’ I didn’t mention that.</p>
-
- <p>“Lizzie had a dreamy smile on her face.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Why, it’s wonderful!’ says she. ‘I didn’t know he’d improved so.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘I hear that his mother is doing her own work,’ says the Lady
- Henshaw, with a forced smile.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Yes, think of it,’ I says. ‘The woman is earning her daily
- bread—actually helpin’ her husband. Did you ever hear o’ such a
- thing! I’ll have to scratch ’em off my list. It’s too uncommon. It
- ain’t respectable.’</p>
-
- <p>“Her ladyship began to suspect me an’ retreated with her chin in the
- air. She’d had enough.</p>
-
- <p>“I thought that would do an’ drew out o’ the game. Lizzie looked
- confident. She seemed to have something up her sleeve besides that
- lovely arm o’ hers.</p>
-
- <p>“I went home, an’ two days later Sam looked me up again. Then the
- secret came out o’ the bag. He’d heard that I had some money in the
- savings-bank over at Bridgeport payin’ me only three and a half per
- cent, an’ he wanted to borrow it an’ pay me six per cent. His
- generosity surprised me. It was not like Sam.</p>
-
- <p>“‘What’s the matter with you?’ I asked. ‘Is it possible that your
- profits have all gone into gasoline an’ rubber an’ silk an’
- education an’ hardwood finish an’ human fat?’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Well, it costs so much to live,’ he says, ‘an’ the wholesalers
- have kept liftin’ the prices on me. Now there’s the meat trust—their
- prices are up thirty-five per cent.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Of course,’ I says, ‘the directors have to have their luxuries.
- You taxed us for yer new house an’ yer automobile an’ yer daughter’s
- education, an’ they’re taxin’ you for their steam-yachts an’ private
- cars an’ racin’ stables. You can’t expect to do all the taxin’. The
- wholesalers learnt about the profits that you an’ others like ye was
- makin’, an’ they concluded that they needed a part of ’em. Of course
- they had to have their luxuries, an’ they’re taxin’ you—they
- couldn’t afford to have ’em if they didn’t. Don’t complain.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘I’ll come out all right,’ he says. ‘I’m goin’ to raise my whole
- schedule fifteen per cent.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘The people won’t stand it—they can’t,’ says I. ‘You’ll be drownin’
- the miller. They’ll leave you.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘It won’t do ’em any good,’ says he. ‘Bill an’ Eph will make their
- prices agree with mine.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Folks will go back to the land, as I have,’ says I.</p>
-
- <p>“‘They don’t know enough,’ says Sam. ‘Farmin’ is a lost art here in
- the East. You take my word for it—they’ll pay our prices—they’ll
- have to—an’ the rich folks, they don’t worry about prices. I pay a
- commission to every steward an’ butler in this neighborhood.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘I won’t help you,’ says I. ‘It’s wicked. You ought to have saved
- your money.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘In a year from now I’ll have money to burn,’ he says. ‘For one
- thing, my daughter’s education is finished, an’ that has cost
- heavy.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘How much would it cost to unlearn it?’ I asked. ‘That’s goin’ to
- cost more than it did to get it, I’m ’fraid. In my opinion the first
- thing to do with her is to uneducate her.’</p>
-
- <p>“That was like a red-hot iron to Sam. It kind o’ het him up.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Why, sir, you don’t appreciate her,’ says he. ‘That girl is far
- above us all here in Pointview. She’s a queen.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Well, Sam,’ I says, ‘if there’s anything you don’t need just now
- it’s a queen. If I were you I wouldn’t graft that kind o’ fruit on
- the grocery-tree. Hams an’ coronets don’t flourish on the same bush.
- They have a different kind of a bouquet. They don’t harmonize. Then,
- Sam, what do you want of a girl that’s far above ye? Is it any
- comfort to you to be despised in your own home?’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Mr. Potter, I haven’t educated her for my own home or for this
- community, but for higher things,’ says Sam.</p>
-
- <p>“‘You hairy old ass! The first you know,’ I says, ‘they’ll have your
- skin off an’ layin’ on the front piaz’ for a door-mat.’</p>
-
- <p>“Sam started for the open air. I hated to be ha’sh with him, but he
- needed some education himself, an’ it took a beetle an’ wedge to
- open his mind for it. He lifted his chin so high that the fat
- swelled out on the back of his neck an’ unbuttoned his collar. Then
- he turned an’ said: ‘My daughter is too good for this town, an’ I
- don’t intend that she shall stay here. She has been asked to marry a
- man o’ fortune in the old country.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘So I surmise, an’ I suppose you find that the price o’ husbands
- has gone up,’ I says.</p>
-
- <p>“Sam didn’t answer me.</p>
-
- <p>“‘They want you to settle some money on the girl—don’t they?’ I
- asked.</p>
-
- <p>“‘My wife says it’s the custom in the old country,’ says Sam.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Suppose he ain’t worth the price?’</p>
-
- <p>“‘They say he’s a splendid fellow,’ says Sam.</p>
-
- <p>“‘You let me investigate him,’ I says, ‘an’ if he’s really worth the
- price I’ll help ye to pay it.’</p>
-
- <p>“Sam said that was fair, an’ thanked me for the offer, an’ gave me
- the young man’s address. He was a Russian by the name of Alexander
- Rolanoff, an’ Sam insisted that he belonged to a very old family of
- large means an’ noble blood, an’ said that the young man would be in
- Pointview that summer. I wrote to the mayor of the city in which he
- was said to live, but got no answer.</p>
-
- <p>“Alexander came. He was a costly an’ beautiful young man, about
- thirty years old, with red cheeks an’ curly hair an’ polished
- finger-nails, an’ wrote poetry. Sometimes ye meet a man that excites
- yer worst suspicions. Your right hand no sooner lets go o’ his than
- it slides down into your pocket to see if anything has happened; or
- maybe you take the arm o’ yer wife or yer daughter an’ walk away.
- Aleck leaned a little in both directions. But, sir, Sam didn’t care
- to know my opinion of him. Never said another word to me on the
- subject, but came again to ask about the money.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Look here, Sam,’ I says. ‘You tell Lizzie that I want to have a
- talk with her at four o’clock in this office. If she really wants to
- buy this man, I’ll see what can be done about it.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘All right, you talk with her,’ says he, an’ went out.</p>
-
- <p>“In a few minutes Dan showed up.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Have you seen Lizzie?’ says I.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Not to speak to her,’ says Dan. ‘Looks fine, doesn’t she?’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Beautiful,’ I says. ‘How is Marie Benson?’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Oh, the second time I went to see her she was trying to keep up
- with Lizzie,’ says he. She’s changed her gait. Was going to New York
- after a lot o’ new frills. I suppose she thought that I wanted a
- grand lady. That’s the trouble with all the girls here. A man might
- as well marry the real thing as an imitation. I wish Lizzie would
- get down off her high horse.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘She’s goin’ to swap him for one with still longer legs,’ I says.
- ‘Lizzie is engaged to a gentleman o’ fortune in the old country.’</p>
-
- <p>“Dan’s face began to stretch out long as if it was made of
- injy-rubber.</p>
-
- <p>“‘It’s too bad,’ says he. ‘Lizzie is a good-hearted girl, if she is
- spoilt.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Fine girl!’ I says. ‘An’, Dan, I was in hopes that she would
- discover her own folly before it was too late. But she saw that
- others had begun to push her in the race an’ that she had to let out
- another link or fall behind.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Well, I wish her happiness,’ says Dan, with a sigh.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Go an’ tell her so,’ I says. ‘Show her that you have some care as
- to whether she lives or dies.’</p>
-
- <p>“I could see that his feelin’s had been honed ’til they were sharp
- as a razor.</p>
-
- <p>“‘I’ve seen that fellow,’ he says, ‘an’ he’ll never marry Lizzie if
- I can prevent it. I hate the looks of him. I shall improve the first
- opportunity I have to insult him.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘That might be impossible,’ I suggested.</p>
-
- <p>“‘But I’ll make the effort,’ says Dan.</p>
-
- <p>“As an insulter I wouldn’t wonder if Dan had large capacity when
- properly stirred up.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Better let him alone. I have lines out that will bring
- information. Be patient.’</p>
-
- <p>“Dan rose and said he would see me soon, an’ left with a rather
- stern look on his face.”</p>
-
- <div style='height:1em;'></div>
-
- <p>“Lizzie was on hand at the hour appointed. We sat down here all by
- ourselves.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Lizzie,’ I says, ‘why in the world did you go to Europe for a
- husband? It’s a slight to Pointview—a discouragement of home
- industry.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘There was nobody here that seemed to want me,’ she says, blushin’
- very sweet.</p>
-
- <p>“She had dropped her princess manner an’ seemed to be ready for
- straight talk.</p>
-
- <p>“‘If that’s so, Lizzie, it’s your fault,’ I says.</p>
-
- <p>“‘I don’t understand you,’ says she.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Why, my dear child, it’s this way,’ I says. ‘Your mother an’
- father have meant well, but they’ve been foolish. They’ve educated
- you for a millionairess, an’ all that’s lackin’ is the millions. You
- over-awed the boys here in Pointview. They thought that you felt
- above ’em, whether you did or not; an’ the boys on Fifth Avenue were
- glad to play with you, but they didn’t care to marry you. I say it
- kindly, Lizzie, an’ I’m a friend o’ yer father’s, an’ you can afford
- to let me say what I mean. Those young fellows wanted the millions
- as well as the millionairess. One of our boys fell in love with ye
- an’ tried to keep up, but your pace was too hot for him. His father
- got in trouble, an’ the boy had to drop out. Every well-born girl in
- the village entered the race with ye. An era of extravagance set in
- that threatened the solvency, the honor, o’ this sober old
- community. Their fathers had to borrow money to keep agoin’. They
- worked overtime, they importuned their creditors, they wallowed in
- low finance while their daughters revelled in the higher walks o’
- life an’ sang in different languages. Even your father—I tell you in
- confidence, for I suppose he wouldn’t have the courage to do it—is
- in financial difficulties. Now, Lizzie, I want to be kind to you,
- for I believe you’re a good girl at heart, but you ought to know
- that all this is what your accomplishments have accomplished.’</p>
-
- <p>“She rose an’ walked across the room, with trembling lips. She had
- seized her parachute an’ jumped from her balloon and was slowly
- approachin’ the earth. I kept her comin’. ‘These clothes an’ jewels
- that you wear, Lizzie—these silks an’ laces, these sunbursts an’
- solitaires—don’t seem to harmonize with your father’s desire to
- borrow money. Pardon me, but I can’t make ’em look honest. They are
- not paid for—or if they are they are paid for with other men’s
- money. They seem to accuse you. They’d accuse me if I didn’t speak
- out plain to ye.’</p>
-
- <p>“All of a sudden Lizzie dropped into a chair an’ began to cry. She
- had lit safely on the ground.</p>
-
- <p>“It made me feel like a murderer, but it had to be. Poor girl! I
- wanted to pick her up like a baby an’ kiss her. It wasn’t that I
- loved Lizzie less but Rome more. She wasn’t to blame. Every spoilt
- woman stands for a fool-man. Most o’ them need—not a <i>master</i>—but a
- frank counsellor. I locked the door. She grew calm an’ leaned on my
- table, her face covered with her hands. My clock shouted the seconds
- in the silence. Not a word was said for two or three minutes.</p>
-
- <p>“‘I have been brutal,’ I says, by-an’-by. ‘Forgive me.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Mr. Potter,’ she says, ‘you’ve done me a great kindness. I’ll
- never forget it. What shall I do?’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Well, for one thing,’ says I, ‘go back to your old simplicity an’
- live within your means.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘I’ll do it,’ she says; ‘but—I—I supposed my father was rich. Oh, I
- wish we could have had this talk before!’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Did you know that Dan Pettigrew was in love with you?’ I put it
- straight from the shoulder. ‘He wouldn’t dare to tell ye, but you
- ought to know it. You are regarded as a kind of a queen here, an’
- it’s customary for queens to be approached by ambassadors.’</p>
-
- <p>“Her face lighted up.</p>
-
- <p>“‘In love with me?’ she whispered. ‘Why, Mr. Potter, I never dreamed
- of such a thing. Are you sure? How do you know? I thought he felt
- above me.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘An’ he thought you felt above him,’ I says.</p>
-
- <p>“‘How absurd! how unfortunate!’ she whispered. ‘I couldn’t marry him
- now if he asked me. This thing has gone too far. I wouldn’t treat
- any man that way.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘You are engaged to Alexander, are you?’ I says.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Well, there is a sort of understanding, and I think we are to be
- married if—if—’</p>
-
- <p>“She paused, and tears came to her eyes again.</p>
-
- <p>“‘You are thinking o’ the money,’ says I.</p>
-
- <p>“‘I am thinking o’ the money,’ says she. ‘It has been promised to
- him. He will expect it.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Do you think he is an honest man? Will he treat you well?’</p>
-
- <p>“‘I suppose so.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Then let me talk with him. Perhaps he would take you without
- anything to boot.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Please don’t propose that,’ says she. ‘I think he’s getting the
- worst of it now. Mr. Potter, would you lend <i>me</i> the money? I ask it
- because I don’t want the family to be disgraced or Mr. Rolanoff to
- be badly treated. He is to invest the money in my name in a very
- promising venture. He says he can double it within three months.’</p>
-
- <p>“It would have been easy for me to laugh, but I didn’t. Lizzie’s
- attitude in the whole matter pleased me. I saw that her heart was
- sound. I promised to have a talk with her father and see her again.
- I looked into his affairs carefully and put him on a new financial
- basis with a loan of fifteen thousand dollars.</p>
-
- <p>“One day he came around to my office with Alexander an’ wanted me to
- draw up a contract between him an’ the young man. It was a rather
- crude proposition, an’ I laughed, an’ Aleck sat with a bored smile
- on his face.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Oh, if he’s good enough for your daughter,’ I said, ‘his word
- ought to be good enough for you.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘That’s all right,’ says Sam, ‘but business is business. I want it
- down in black an’ white that the income from this money is to be
- paid to my daughter, and that neither o’ them shall make any further
- demand on me.’</p>
-
- <p>“Well, I drew that fool contract, an’, after it was signed, Sam
- delivered ten one-thousand-dollar bills to the young man, who was to
- become his son-in-law the following month with the assistance of a
- caterer and a florist and a string-band, all from New Haven.</p>
-
- <p>“Within half an hour Dan Pettigrew came roarin’ up in front o’ my
- office in the big red automobile of his father’s. In a minute he
- came in to see me. He out with his business soon as he lit in a
- chair.</p>
-
- <p>“‘I’ve learned that this man Rolanoff is a scoundrel,’ says he.</p>
-
- <p>“‘A scoundrel!’ says I.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Of purest ray serene,’ says he.</p>
-
- <p>“I put a few questions, but he’d nothing in the way o’ proof to
- offer—it was only the statement of a newspaper.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Is that all you know against him?’ I asked.</p>
-
- <p>“‘He won’t fight,’ says Dan. ‘I’ve tried him—begged him to fight.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Well, I’ve got better evidence than you have,’ I says. ‘It came a
- few minutes before you did.’</p>
-
- <p>“I showed him a cablegram from a London barrister that said:</p>
-
- <p>“‘Inquiry complete. The man is pure adventurer, character nil.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘We must act immediately,’ says Dan.</p>
-
- <p>“‘I have telephoned all over the village for Sam,’ I says. ‘They say
- he’s out in his car with Aleck an’ Lizzie. I asked them to send him
- here as soon as he returns.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘They’re down on the Post Road. I met ’em on my way here,’ says
- Dan. ‘We can overtake that car easy.’</p>
-
- <p>“Well, the wedding-day was approaching an’ Aleck had the money, an’
- the thought occurred to me that he might give ’em the slip somewhere
- on the road an’ get away with it. I left word in the store that if
- Sam got back before I saw him he was to wait with Aleck in my office
- until I returned, an’ off we started like a baseball on its way from
- the box to the catcher.</p>
-
- <p>“An officer on his motor-cycle overhauled us on the Post Road. He
- knew me.</p>
-
- <p>“‘It’s a case o’ sickness,’ I says, ‘an’ we’re after Sam Henshaw.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘He’s gone down the road an’ hasn’t come back yet,’ says the
- officer.</p>
-
- <p>“I passed him a ten-dollar bill.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Keep within sight of us,’ I says. ‘We may need you any minute.’</p>
-
- <p>“He nodded and smiled, an’ away we went.</p>
-
- <p>“‘I’m wonderin’ how we’re agoin’ to get the money,’ I says, havin’
- told Dan about it.</p>
-
- <p>“‘I’ll take it away from him,’ says Dan.</p>
-
- <p>“‘That wouldn’t do,’ says I.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Why not?’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Why not?’ says I. ‘You wouldn’t want to be arrested for highway
- robbery. Then, too, we must think o’ Lizzie. Poor girl! It’s agoin’
- to be hard on her, anyhow. I’ll try a bluff. It’s probable that he’s
- worked this game before. If so, we can rob him without violence an’
- let him go.’</p>
-
- <p>“Dan grew joyful as we sped along.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Lizzie is mine,’ he says. ‘She wouldn’t marry him now.’</p>
-
- <p>“He told me how fond they had been of each other until they got
- accomplishments an’ began to put up the price o’ themselves. He said
- that in their own estimation they had riz in value like beef an’
- ham, an’ he confessed how foolish he had been. We were excited an’
- movin’ fast.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Something’ll happen soon,’ he says.</p>
-
- <p>“An’ it did, within ten minutes from date. We could see a blue car
- half a mile ahead.</p>
-
- <p>“I’ll go by that ol’ freight-car o’ the Henshaws’,’ says Dan.
- ‘They’ll take after me, for Sam is vain of his car. We can halt them
- in that narrow cut on the hill beyond the Byron River.’</p>
-
- <p>“We had rounded the turn at Chesterville, when we saw the Henshaw
- car just ahead of us, with Aleck at the wheel an’ Lizzie beside him
- an’ Sam on the back seat. I saw the peril in the situation.</p>
-
- <p>“The long rivalry between the houses of Henshaw an’ Pettigrew,
- reinforced by that of the young men, was nearing its climax.</p>
-
- <p>“‘See me go by that old soap-box o’ the Henshaws’,’ says Dan, as he
- pulled out to pass ’em.</p>
-
- <p>“Then Dan an’ Aleck began a duel with automobiles. Each had a
- forty-horse-power engine in his hands, with which he was resolved to
- humble the other. Dan knew that he was goin’ to bring down the price
- o’ Alecks an’ Henshaws. First we got ahead; then they scraped by us,
- crumpling our fender on the nigh side. Lizzie an’ I lost our hats in
- the scrimmage. We gathered speed an’ ripped off a section o’ their
- bulwarks, an’ roared along neck an’ neck with ’em. The broken
- fenders rattled like drums in a battle. A hen flew up an’ hit me in
- the face, an’ came nigh unhorsin’ me. I hung on. It seemed as if
- Fate was tryin’ to halt us, but our horse-power was too high. A dog
- went under us. It began to rain a little. We were a length ahead at
- the turn by the Byron River. We swung for the bridge an’ skidded an’
- struck a telephone pole, an’ I went right on over the stone fence
- an’ the clay bank an’ lit on my head in the water. Dan Pettigrew lit
- beside me. Then came Lizzie an’ Sam—they fairly rained into the
- river. I looked up to see if Aleck was comin’, but he wasn’t. Sam,
- bein’ so heavy, had stopped quicker an’ hit in shallow water near
- the shore, but, as luck would have it, the bottom was soft an’ he
- had come down feet foremost, an’ a broken leg an’ some bad bruises
- were all he could boast of. Lizzie was in hysterics, but seemed to
- be unhurt. Dan an’ I got ’em out on the shore, an’ left ’em cryin’
- side by side, an’ scrambled up the bank to find Aleck. He had aimed
- too low an’ hit the wall, an’ was stunned, an’ apparently, for the
- time, dead as a herrin’ on the farther side of it. I removed the ten
- one-thousand bills from his person to prevent complications an’
- tenderly laid him down. Then he came to very sudden.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Stop!’ he murmured. ‘You’re robbin’ me.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Well, you begun it,’ I says. ‘Don’t judge me hastily. I’m a
- philanthropist. I’m goin’ to leave you yer liberty an’ a hundred
- dollars. You take it an’ get. If you ever return to Connecticut I’ll
- arrest you at sight.’</p>
-
- <p>“I gave him the money an’ called the officer, who had just come up.
- A traveller in a large tourin’ car had halted near us.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Put him into that car an’ take him to Chesterville,’ I said.</p>
-
- <p>“He limped to the car an’ left without a word.</p>
-
- <p>“I returned to my friends an’ gently broke the news.</p>
-
- <p>“Sam blubbered. ‘Education done it,’ says he, as he mournfully shook
- his head.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Yes,’ I says. ‘Education is responsible for a damned lot of
- ignorance.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘An’ some foolishness,’ says Sam, as he scraped the mud out of his
- hair. ‘Think of our goin’ like that. We ought to have known better.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘We knew better,’ I says, ‘but we had to keep up with Lizzie.’</p>
-
- <p>“Sam turned toward Lizzie an’ moaned in a broken voice, ‘I wish it
- had killed me.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Why so?’ I asked.</p>
-
- <p>“‘It costs so much to live,’ Sam sobbed, in a half-hysterical way.
- ‘I’ve got an expensive family on my hands.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘You needn’t be afraid o’ havin’ Lizzie on your hands,’ says Dan,
- who held the girl in his arms.</p>
-
- <p>“‘What do you mean?’ Sam inquired.</p>
-
- <p>“She’s on my hands an’ she’s goin’ to stay there,’ says the young
- man. ‘I’m in love with Lizzie myself. I’ve always been in love with
- Lizzie.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Your confession is ill-timed,’ says Lizzie, as she pulled away an’
- tried to smooth her hair. She began to cry again, an’ added, between
- sobs: ‘My heart is about broken, and I must go home and get help for
- my poor father.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘I’ll attend to that,’ says Dan; ‘but I warn you that I’m goin’ to
- offer a Pettigrew for a Henshaw even. If I had a million dollars I’d
- give it all to boot.’</p>
-
- <p>“Sam turned toward me, his face red as a beet.</p>
-
- <p>“‘The money!’ he shouted. ‘Get it, quick!’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Here it is!’ I said, as I put the roll o’ bills in his hand.</p>
-
- <p>“‘Did you take it off him?’</p>
-
- <p>“‘I took it off him.’</p>
-
- <p>“‘Poor Aleck!’ he says, mournfully, as he counted the money. ‘It’s
- kind o’ hard on him.’</p>
-
- <p>“Soon we halted a passin’ automobile an’ got Sam up the bank an’
- over the wall. It was like movin’ a piano with somebody playin’ on
- it, but we managed to seat him on the front floor o’ the car, which
- took us all home.</p>
-
- <p>“So the affair ended without disgrace to any one, if not without
- violence, and no one knows of the cablegram save the few persons
- directly concerned. But the price of Alecks took a big slump in
- Pointview. No han’some foreign gent could marry any one in this
- village, unless it was a chambermaid in a hotel.</p>
-
- <p>“That was the end of the first heat of the race with Lizzie in
- Pointview.”</p>
-
- </section>
-
- <section class='chapter'>
-
- <h2 class='nobreak' id='ssII' title='II. The Tide Takes a Hand'>
- <span style='font-size:1.1em'>II</span><br /><span style='font-size:1.0em'>THE TIDE TAKES A HAND</span>
- </h2>
-
- <div class='ce sc'>By Rex Beach</div>
-
- <div class='attrb tac mb07'>
- From “The Iron Trail”, copyright, 1913, by Harper &amp; Brothers.
- By special permission from the publishers.
- </div>
-
- <p>The ship stole through the darkness with extremest caution, feeling
- her way past bay and promontory. Around her was none of that
- phosphorescent glow which lies above the open ocean, even on the
- darkest night, for the mountains ran down to the channel on either
- side. In places they overhung, and where they lay upturned against
- the dim sky it could be seen that they were mantled with heavy
- timber. All day long the <i>Nebraska</i> had made her way through an
- endless succession of straits and sounds, now squeezing through an
- inlet so narrow that the somber spruce trees seemed to be within a
- short stone’s throw, again plowing across some open reach where the
- pulse of the north Pacific could be felt. Out through the openings
- to seaward stretched the restless ocean, on across uncounted
- leagues, to Saghalien and the rim of Russia’s prison-yard.</p>
-
- <p>Always near at hand was the deep green of the Canadian forests,
- denser, darker than a tropic jungle, for this was the land of
- “plenty waters.” The hillsides were carpeted knee-deep with moss,
- wet to saturation. Out of every gulch came a brawling stream whipped
- to milk-white frenzy; snow lay heavy upon the higher levels, while
- now and then from farther inland peered a glacier, like some dead
- monster crushed between the granite peaks. There were villages, too,
- and fishing-stations, and mines and quarries. These burst suddenly
- upon the view, then slipped past with dreamlike swiftness. Other
- ships swung into sight, rushed by, and were swallowed up in the
- labyrinthine maze astern.</p>
-
- <p>Those passengers of the <i>Nebraska</i> who had never before traversed
- the “Inside Passage” were loud in the praises of its
- picturesqueness, while those to whom the route was familiar seemed
- to find an everfresh fascination in its shifting scenes.</p>
-
- <p>Among the latter was Murray O’Neil. The whole north coast from
- Flattery to St. Elias was as well mapped in his mind as the face of
- an old friend, yet he was forever discovering new vistas, surprising
- panoramas, amazing variations of color and topography. The
- mysterious rifts and passageways that opened and closed as if to
- lure the ship astray, the trackless confusion of islets, the siren
- song of the waterfalls, the silent hills and glaciers and
- snow-soaked forests—all appealed to him strongly, for he was at
- heart a dreamer.</p>
-
- <p>Yet he did not forget that scenery such as this, lovely as it is by
- day, may be dangerous at night, for he knew the weakness of steel
- hulls. On some sides his experience and business training had made
- him sternly practical and prosaic. Ships aroused no manner of
- enthusiasm in him except as means to an end. Railroads had no
- glamour of romance in his eyes, for, having built a number of them,
- he had outlived all poetic notions regarding the “Iron horse,” and
- once the rails were laid he was apt to lose interest in them.
- Nevertheless, he was almost poetic in his own quiet way,
- interweaving practical thoughts with fanciful visions, and he loved
- his dreams. He was dreaming now as he leaned upon the bridge rail of
- the <i>Nebraska</i>, peering into the gloom with watchful eyes. From
- somewhere to port came the occasional commands of the officer on
- watch, echoed instantly from the inky interior of the wheelhouse. Up
- overside rose the whisper of rushing waters; from underfoot came the
- rhythmic beat of the engines far below. O’Neil shook off his mood
- and began to wonder idly how long it would be before Captain Johnny
- would be ready for his “nightcap.”</p>
-
- <p>He always traveled with Johnny Brennan when he could manage it, for
- the two men were boon companions. O’Neil was wont to live in
- Johnny’s cabin, or on the bridge, and their nightly libation to
- friendship had come to be a matter of some ceremony.</p>
-
- <p>The ship’s master soon appeared from the shadows—a short, trim man
- with gray hair.</p>
-
- <p>“Come,” he cried. “It’s waiting for us.”</p>
-
- <p>O’Neil followed into Brennan’s luxurious, well-lit quarters, where
- on a mahogany sideboard was a tray holding decanter, siphon, and
- glasses, together with a bottle of ginger ale. The captain, after he
- had mixed a beverage for his passenger, opened the bottle for
- himself. They raised their glasses silently.</p>
-
- <p>“Now that you’re past the worst of it,” remarked O’Neil, “I suppose
- you’ll turn in. You’re getting old for a hard run like this,
- Johnny.”</p>
-
- <p>Captain Brennan snorted. “Old? I’m a better man than you, yet. I’m a
- teetotaler, that’s why. I discovered long ago that salt water and
- whiskey don’t mix.”</p>
-
- <p>O’Neil stretched himself out in one of Brennan’s easy chairs.
- “Really,” he said, “I don’t understand why a ship carries a captain.
- Now of what earthly use to the line are you, for instance, except
- for your beauty, which, no doubt, has its value with the women? I’ll
- admit you preside with some grace at the best table in the
- dining-salon, but your officers know these channels as well as you
- do. They could make the run from Seattle to Juneau with their eyes
- shut.”</p>
-
- <p>“Indeed, they could not; and neither could I.”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, well, of course I have no respect for you as a man, having seen
- you without your uniform.”</p>
-
- <p>The captain grinned in thorough enjoyment of this raillery. “I’ll
- say nothing at all of my seamanship,” he said, relapsing into the
- faintest of brogues, “but there’s no denying that the master of a
- ship has many unpleasant and disgusting duties to perform. He has to
- amuse the prominent passengers who can’t amuse themselves, for one
- thing, and that takes tact and patience. Why, some people make
- themselves at home on the bridge, in the chart-room, and even in my
- living-quarters, to say nothing of consuming my expensive wines,
- liquors, and cigars.”</p>
-
- <p>“Meaning me?”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m a brutal seafaring man, and you’ll have to make allowances for
- my well-known brusqueness. Maybe I did mean you. But I’ll say that
- next to you Curtis Gordon is the worst grafter I ever saw.”</p>
-
- <p>“You don’t like Gordon, do you?” O’Neil queried with a change of
- tone.</p>
-
- <p>“I do not! He went up with me again this spring, and he had his
- widow with him, too.”</p>
-
- <p>“His widow?”</p>
-
- <p>“You know who I mean—Mrs. Gerard. They say it’s her money he’s using
- in his schemes. Perhaps it’s because of her that I don’t like him.”</p>
-
- <p>“Ah-h! I see.”</p>
-
- <p>“You don’t see, or you wouldn’t grin like an ape. I’m a married man,
- I’ll have you know, and I’m still on good terms with Mrs. Brennan,
- thank God. But I don’t like men who use women’s money, and that’s
- just what our friend Gordon is doing. What money the widow didn’t
- put up he’s grabbed from the schoolma’ams and servant-girls and
- society matrons in the East. What has he got to show them for it?”</p>
-
- <p>“A railroad project, a copper-mine, some coal claims—”</p>
-
- <p>“Bah! A menagerie of wildcats!”</p>
-
- <p>“You can’t prove that. What’s your reason for distrusting him?”</p>
-
- <p>“Well, for one thing, he knows too much. Why, he knows everything,
- he does. Art, literature, politics, law, finance, and draw poker
- have no secrets from him. He’s been everywhere—and back—twice; he
- speaks a dozen different languages. He out-argued me on
- poultry-raising and I know more about that than any man living. He
- can handle a drill or a coach-and-four; he can tell all about the
- art of ancient Babylon; and he beat me playing cribbage, which shows
- that he ain’t on the level. He’s the best informed man outside of a
- university, and he drinks tea of an afternoon—with his legs crossed
- and the saucer balanced on his heel. Now, it takes years of hard
- work for an honest man to make a success at one thing, but Gordon
- never failed at anything. I ask you if a living authority on all the
- branches of human endeavor and a man who can beat me at ‘crib’
- doesn’t make you suspicious.”</p>
-
- <p>“Not at all, I’ve beaten you myself!”</p>
-
- <p>“I was sick,” said Captain Brennan.</p>
-
- <p>“The man is brilliant and well educated and wealthy. It’s only
- natural that he should excite the jealousy of a weaker intellect.”</p>
-
- <p>Johnny opened his lips for an explosion, then changed his mind and
- agreed sourly.</p>
-
- <p>“He’s got money, all right, and he knows how to spend it. He and his
- valet occupied three cabins on this ship. They say his quarters at
- Hope are palatial.”</p>
-
- <p>“My dear grampus, the mere love of luxury doesn’t argue that a
- person is dishonest.”</p>
-
- <p>“Would <i>you</i> let a hired man help you on with your underclothes?”
- demanded the mariner.</p>
-
- <p>“There’s nothing criminal about it.”</p>
-
- <p>“Humph! Mrs. Gerard is different. She’s all class! You don’t mind
- her having a maid and speaking French when she runs short of
- English. Her daughter is like her.”</p>
-
- <p>“I haven’t seen Miss Gerard.”</p>
-
- <p>“If you’d stir about the ship instead of wearing out my Morris chair
- you’d have that pleasure. She was on deck all morning.” Captain
- Brennan fell silent and poked with a stubby forefinger at the ice in
- his glass.</p>
-
- <p>“Well, out with it!” said O’Neil after a moment.</p>
-
- <p>“I’d like to know the inside story of Curtis Gordon and this girl’s
- mother.”</p>
-
- <p>“Why bother your head about something that doesn’t concern you?” The
- speaker rose and began to pace the cabin floor, then, in an altered
- tone, inquired, “Tell me, are you going to land me and my horses at
- Kyak Bay?”</p>
-
- <p>“That depends on the weather. It’s a rotten harbor; you’ll have to
- swim them ashore.”</p>
-
- <p>“Suppose it should be rough?”</p>
-
- <p>“Then we’ll go on, and drop you there coming back. I don’t want to
- be caught on that shore with a southerly wind, and that’s the way it
- usually blows.”</p>
-
- <p>“I can’t wait,” O’Neil declared. “A week’s delay might ruin me.
- Rather than go on I’d swim ashore myself, without the horses.”</p>
-
- <p>“I don’t make the weather at Kyak Bay. Satan himself does that.
- Twenty miles offshore it may be calm, and inside it may be blowing a
- gale. That’s due to the glaciers. Those ice-fields inland and the
- warm air from the Japanese Current offshore kick up some funny
- atmospheric pranks. It’s the worst spot on the coast and we’ll lose
- a ship there some day. Why, the place isn’t properly charted, let
- alone buoyed.”</p>
-
- <p>“That’s nothing unusual for this coast.”</p>
-
- <p>“True for you. This is all a graveyard of ships and there’s been
- many a good master’s license lost because of half-baked laws from
- Washington. Think of a coast like this with almost no lights, no
- beacons nor buoys; and yet we’re supposed to make time. It’s fine in
- clear weather, but in the dark we go by guess and by God. I’ve stood
- the run longer than most of the skippers, but—”</p>
-
- <p>Even as Brennan spoke the <i>Nebraska</i> seemed to halt, to jerk
- backward under his feet. O’Neil, who was standing, flung out an arm
- to steady himself; the empty ginger ale bottle fell from the
- sideboard with a thump. Loose articles hanging against the side
- walls swung to and fro; the heavy draperies over Captain Johnny’s
- bed swayed.</p>
-
- <p>Brennan leaped from his chair; his ruddy face was mottled, his eyes
- were wide and horror-stricken.</p>
-
- <p>“Damnation!” he gasped. The cabin door crashed open ahead of him and
- he was on the bridge, with O’Neil at his heels. They saw the first
- officer clinging limply to the rail; from the pilot-house window
- came an excited burst of Norwegian, then out of the door rushed a
- quartermaster.</p>
-
- <p>Brennan cursed, and met the fellow with a blow which drove him
- sprawling back.</p>
-
- <p>“Get in there, Swan,” he bellowed, “and take your wheel.”</p>
-
- <p>“The tide swung her in!” exclaimed the mate. “The tide—My God!”</p>
-
- <p>“Sweet Queen Anne!” said Brennan, more quietly. “You’ve ripped her
- belly out!”</p>
-
- <p>“It—was the tide,” chattered the officer.</p>
-
- <p>The steady, muffled beating of the machinery ceased, the ship seemed
- suddenly to lose her life, but it was plain that she was not
- aground, for she kept moving through the gloom. From down forward
- came excited voices as the crew poured up out of the forecastle.</p>
-
- <p>Brennan leaped to the telegraph and signaled the engine-room. He was
- calm now, and his voice was sharp and steady.</p>
-
- <p>“Go below, Mr. James, and find the extent of the damage,” he
- directed, and a moment later the hull began to throb once more to
- the thrust of the propeller. Inside the wheelhouse Swan had
- recovered from his panic and repeated the master’s orders
- mechanically.</p>
-
- <p>The second and third officers arrived upon the bridge now, dressing
- as they came, and they were followed by the chief engineer. To them
- Johnny spoke, his words crackling like the sparks from a wireless.
- In an incredibly short time he had the situation in hand and turned
- to O’Neil, who had been a silent witness of the scene.</p>
-
- <p>“Glory be!” exclaimed the captain. “Most of our good passengers are
- asleep; the jar would scarcely wake them.”</p>
-
- <p>“Tell me where and how I can help,” Murray offered. His first
- thought had been of the possible effect of this catastrophe upon his
- plans, for time was pressing. As for danger, he had looked upon it
- so often and in so many forms that it had little power to stir him;
- but a shipwreck, which would halt his northward rush, was another
- matter. Whether the ship sank or floated could make little
- difference, now that the damage had been done. She was crippled and
- would need assistance. His fellow-passengers, he knew, were safe
- enough. Fortunately there were not many of them—a scant two hundred,
- perhaps—and if worse came to worst there was room in the life-boats
- for all. But the <i>Nebraska</i> had no watertight bulkheads and the
- plight of his twenty horses between-decks filled him with alarm and
- pity. There were no life-boats for those poor dumb animals penned
- down yonder in the rushing waters.</p>
-
- <p>Brennan had stepped into the chart-room, but returned in a moment to
- say:</p>
-
- <p>“There’s no place to beach her this side of Halibut Bay.”</p>
-
- <p>“How far is that?”</p>
-
- <p>“Five or six miles.”</p>
-
- <p>“You’ll—have to beach her?”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m afraid so. She feels queer.”</p>
-
- <p>Up from the cabin deck came a handful of men passengers to inquire
- what had happened; behind them a woman began calling shrilly for her
- husband.</p>
-
- <p>“We touched a rock,” the skipper explained briefly. “Kindly go below
- and stop that squawking. There’s no danger.”</p>
-
- <p>There followed a harrowing wait of several minutes; then James, the
- first officer, came to report. He had regained his nerve and spoke
- with swift precision.</p>
-
- <p>“She loosened three plates on her port quarter and she’s filling
- fast.”</p>
-
- <p>“How long will she last?” snapped Brennan.</p>
-
- <p>“Not long, sir. Half an hour, perhaps.”</p>
-
- <p>The captain rang for full speed, and the decks began to strain as
- the engine increased its labor. “Get your passengers out and stand
- by the boats,” he ordered. “Take it easy and don’t alarm the women.
- Have them dress warmly, and don’t allow any crowding by the men. Mr.
- Tomlinson, you hold the steerage gang in check. Take your revolver
- with you.” He turned to his silent friend, in whose presence he
- seemed to feel a cheering sympathy. “I knew it would come sooner or
- later, Murray,” he said. “But—magnificent mummies! To touch on a
- clear night with the sea like glass!” He sighed dolefully. “It’ll be
- tough on my missus.”</p>
-
- <p>O’Neil laid a hand upon his shoulder. “It wasn’t your fault, and
- there will be room in the last boat for you. Understand?” Brennan
- hesitated, and the other continued, roughly: “No nonsense, now!
- Don’t make a damned fool of yourself by sticking to the bridge.
- Promise?”</p>
-
- <p>“I promise.”</p>
-
- <p>“Now what do you want me to do?”</p>
-
- <p>“Keep those dear passengers quiet. I’ll run for Halibut Bay, where
- there’s a sandy beach. If she won’t make it I’ll turn her into the
- rocks. Tell ’em they won’t wet a foot if they keep their heads.”</p>
-
- <p>“Good! I’ll be back to see that you behave yourself.” The speaker
- laughed lightly and descended to the deck, where he found an
- incipient panic. Stewards were pounding on stateroom doors,
- half-clad men were rushing about aimlessly, pallid faces peered
- forth from windows, and there was the sound of running feet, of
- slamming doors, of shrill, hysterical voices.</p>
-
- <p>O’Neil saw a waiter thumping lustily upon a door and heard him
- shout, hoarsely:</p>
-
- <p>“Everybody out! The ship is sinking!” As he turned away Murray
- seized him roughly by the arm and thrusting his face close to the
- other’s, said harshly:</p>
-
- <p>“If you yell again like that I’ll toss you overboard.”</p>
-
- <p>“God help us, we’re going—”</p>
-
- <p>O’Neil shook the fellow until his teeth rattled; his own
- countenance, ordinarily so quiet, was blazing.</p>
-
- <p>“There’s no danger. Act like a man and don’t start a stampede.”</p>
-
- <p>The steward pulled himself together and answered in a calmer tone:</p>
-
- <p>“Very well, sir. I—I’m sorry, sir.”</p>
-
- <p>Murray O’Neil was known to most of the passengers, for his name had
- gone up and down the coast, and there were few places from San
- Francisco to Nome where his word did not carry weight. As he went
- among his fellow-travelers now, smiling, self-contained, unruffled,
- his presence had its effect. Women ceased their shrilling, men
- stopped their senseless questions and listened to his directions
- with some comprehension. In a short time the passengers were
- marshaled upon the upper deck where the life-boats hung between
- their davits. Each little craft was in charge of its allotted crew,
- the electric lights continued to burn brightly, and the panic
- gradually wore itself out. Meanwhile the ship was running a
- desperate race with the sea, striving with every ounce of steam in
- her boilers to find a safe berth for her multilated body before the
- inrush of waters drowned her fires. That the race was close even the
- dullest understood, for the <i>Nebraska</i> was settling forward, and
- plowed into the night head down, like a thing maddened with pain.
- She was becoming unmanageable, too, and O’Neil thought with pity of
- that little iron-hearted skipper on the bridge who was fighting her
- furiously. There was little confusion, little talking upon the upper
- deck now; only a child whimpered or a woman sobbed hysterically. But
- down forward among the steerage passengers the case was different.
- These were mainly Montenegrins, Polacks, or Slavs bound for the
- construction camps to the westward, and they surged from side to
- side like cattle, requiring Tomlinson’s best efforts to keep them
- from rushing aft.</p>
-
- <p>O’Neil had employed thousands of such men; in fact, many of these
- very fellows had cashed his timechecks and knew him by sight. He
- went forward among them, and his appearance proved instantly
- reassuring. He found his two hostlers, and with their aid he soon
- reduced the mob to comparative order.</p>
-
- <p>But in spite of his confident bearing he felt a great uneasiness.
- The <i>Nebraska</i> seemed upon the point of diving; he judged she must
- be settling very fast, and wondered that the forward tilt did not
- lift her propeller out of the water. Fortunately, however, the
- surface of the sound was like a polished floor and there were no
- swells to submerge her.</p>
-
- <p>Over-side to starboard he could see the dim black outlines of
- mountains slipping past, but where lay Halibut Bay or what distance
- remained to be covered he could but vaguely guess.</p>
-
- <p>In these circumstances the wait became almost unbearable. The race
- seemed hours long, the miles stretched into leagues, and with every
- moment of suspense the ship sank lower. The end came unexpectedly.
- There was a sudden startled outcry as the <i>Nebraska</i> struck for a
- second time that night. She rose slightly, rolled and bumped, grated
- briefly, then came to rest.</p>
-
- <p>Captain Brennan shouted from the bridge:</p>
-
- <p>“Fill your life-boats, Mr. James, and lower away carefully.”</p>
-
- <p>A cheer rose from the huddled passengers.</p>
-
- <p>The boiler-room was still dry, it seemed, for the incandescent
- lights burned without a flicker, even after the grimy oilers and
- stokers had come pouring up on deck.</p>
-
- <p>O’Neil climbed to the bridge. “Is this Halibut Bay?” he asked
- Captain Johnny.</p>
-
- <p>“It is. But we’re piled up on the reef outside. She may hold fast—I
- hope so, for there’s deep water astern, and if she slips off she’ll
- go down.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’d like to save my horses,” said the younger man, wistfully.
- Through all the strain of the past half-hour or more his uppermost
- thought had been for them. But Brennan had no sympathy for such
- sentiments.</p>
-
- <p>“Hell’s bells!” he exclaimed. “Don’t talk of horses while we’ve got
- women and children aboard.” He hastened away to assist in
- transferring his passengers.</p>
-
- <p>Instead of following, O’Neil turned and went below. He found that
- the water was knee-deep on the port side of the deck where his
- animals were quartered, which showed that the ship had listed
- heavily. He judged that she must be much deeper by the head than he
- had imagined, and that her nose was crushed in among the rocks.
- Until she settled at the stern, therefore, the case was not quite
- hopeless.</p>
-
- <p>His appearance, the sound of his voice, were the signals for a
- chorus of eager whinnies and a great stamping of hoofs. Heads were
- thrust toward him from the stalls, alert ears were pricked forward,
- satin muzzles rubbed against him as he calmed their terror. This
- blind trust made the man’s throat tighten achingly. He loved animals
- as he loved children, and above all he cared for horses. He
- understood them, he spoke their language as nearly as any human can
- be said to do so. Quivering muscles relaxed beneath his soothing
- palm; he called them by name and they answered with gently twitching
- lips against his cheek. Some of them even began to eat and switch
- their tails contentedly.</p>
-
- <p>He cursed aloud and made his way down the sloping deck to the square
- iron door, or port, through which he had loaded them. But he found
- that it was jammed, or held fast by the pressure outside, and after
- a few moments’ work in water above his knees he climbed to the
- starboard side. Here the entrance was obstructed by a huge pile of
- baled hay and grain in sacks. It would be no easy task to clear it
- away, and he fell to work with desperate energy, for the ship was
- slowly changing her level. Her stern, which had been riding high,
- was filling; the sea stole in upon him silently. It crept up toward
- him until the horses, stabled on the lower side, were belly-deep in
- it. Their distress communicated itself to the others. O’Neil knew
- that his position might prove perilous if the hulk should slip
- backward off the reef, yet he continued to toil, hurling heavy sacks
- behind him, bundling awkward bales out of the way, until his hands
- were bleeding and his muscles ached. He was perspiring furiously;
- the commotion around him was horrible. Then abruptly the lights went
- out, leaving him in utter blackness; the last fading yellow gleam
- was photographed briefly upon his retina.</p>
-
- <p>Tears mingled with the sweat that drained down his cheeks as he felt
- his way slowly out of the place, splashing, stumbling, groping
- uncertainly. A horse screamed in a loud, horribly human note, and he
- shuddered. He was sobbing curses as he emerged into the cool open
- air on the forward deck.</p>
-
- <p>His eyes were accustomed to the darkness now, and he could see
- something of his surroundings. He noted numerous lights out on the
- placid bosom of the bay, evidently lanterns on the life-boats, and
- he heard distant voices. He swept the moisture from his face; then
- with a start he realized his situation. He listened intently; his
- eyes roved back along the boatdeck; there was no doubt about it—the
- ship was deserted. Stepping to the rail, he observed how low the
- <i>Nebraska</i> lay and also that her bow was higher than her stern. From
- somewhere beneath his feet came a muffled grinding and a movement
- which told him that the ship was seeking a more comfortable berth.
- He recalled stories of explosions and of the boiling eddies which
- sometimes accompany sinking hulls. Turning, he scrambled up to the
- cabin-deck and ran swiftly toward his stateroom.
- </p>
-
- <div class='ce'>
- <div style='margin-top:1.6em;margin-bottom:1.2em;'>II</div>
- </div>
-
- <p>O’Neil felt for the little bracket-lamp on the wall of his stateroom
- and lit it. By its light he dragged a life-preserver from the rack
- overhead and slipped the tapes about his shoulders, reflecting that
- Alaskan waters are disagreeably cold. Then he opened his
- traveling-bags and dumped their contents upon the white counterpane
- of his berth, selecting out of the confusion certain documents and
- trinkets. The latter he thrust into his pockets as he found them,
- the former he wrapped in handkerchiefs before stowing them away. The
- ship had listed now so that it was difficult to maintain a footing;
- the lamp hung at a grotesque angle and certain articles had become
- dislodged from their resting places. From outside came the gentle
- lapping of waters, a gurgling and hissing as of air escaping through
- the decks. He could feel the ship strain. He acknowledged that it
- was not pleasant thus to be left alone on a sinking hulk,
- particularly on an ink-black night—</p>
-
- <p>All at once he whirled and faced the door with an exclamation of
- astonishment, for a voice had addressed him.</p>
-
- <p>There, clinging to the casing, stood a woman—a girl—evidently drawn
- out of the darkness by the light which streamed down across the
- sloping deck from his stateroom. Plainly she had but just awakened,
- for she was clothed in a silken nightrobe. She had flung a quilted
- dressing-gown of some sort over her shoulders and with one bare arm
- and hand strove to hold it in place. He saw that her pink feet were
- thrust into soft, heelless slippers—that her hair, black in this
- light, cascaded down to her waist, and that her eyes, which were
- very dark and very large, were fixed upon him with a stare like that
- of a sleep-walker.</p>
-
- <p>“It is so dark—so strange—so still!” she murmured. “What has
- happened?”</p>
-
- <p>“God! Didn’t they waken you?” he cried in sharp surprise.</p>
-
- <p>“Is the ship—sinking?” Her odd bewilderment of voice and gaze
- puzzled him.</p>
-
- <p>He nodded. “We struck a rock. The passengers have been taken off.
- We’re the only ones left. In Heaven’s name where have you been?”</p>
-
- <p>“I was asleep.”</p>
-
- <p>He shook his head in astonishment. “How you failed to hear that
- hubbub—”</p>
-
- <p>“I heard something, but I was ill. My head—I took something to ease
- the pain.”</p>
-
- <p>“Ah! Medicine! It hasn’t worn off yet, I see! You shouldn’t have
- taken it. Drugs are nothing but poison to young people. Now at my
- age there might be some excuse for resorting to them, but you—” He
- was talking to cover the panic of his thoughts, for his own
- predicament had been serious enough, and her presence rendered it
- doubly embarrassing. What in the world to do with her he scarcely
- knew. His lips were smiling, but his eyes were grave as they roved
- over the cabin and out into the blackness of the night.</p>
-
- <p>“Are we going to drown?” she asked, dully.</p>
-
- <p>“Nonsense!” He laughed in apparent amusement, showing his large
- strong teeth.</p>
-
- <p>She came closer, glancing behind her and shrinking from the oily
- waters which could be seen over the rail and which had stolen up
- nearly to the sill of the door. She steadied herself by laying hold
- of him uncertainly. Involuntarily he turned his eyes away, for he
- felt shame at profaning her with his gaze. She was very soft and
- white, a fragile thing utterly unfit to cope with the night air and
- the freezing waters of Halibut Bay.</p>
-
- <p>“I’m wretchedly afraid!” she whispered through white lips.</p>
-
- <p>“None of that,” he said, brusquely. “I’ll see that nothing happens
- to you.” He slipped out of his life-preserver and adjusted it over
- her shoulders, first drawing her arms through the sleeves of her
- dressing-gown and knotting the cord snugly around her waist.</p>
-
- <p>“Just as a matter of precaution!” he assured her.</p>
-
- <p>“We may get wet. Can you swim?”</p>
-
- <p>She shook her head.</p>
-
- <p>“Never mind; I can.” He found another life-belt, fitted it to his
- own form, and led her out upon the deck. The scuppers were awash now
- and she gasped as the sea licked her bare feet. “Cold, isn’t it?” he
- remarked. “But there’s no time to dress, and it’s just as well,
- perhaps, for heavy clothes would only hamper you.”</p>
-
- <p>She strove to avoid the icy waters and finally paused, moaning: “I
- can’t! I can’t go on!”</p>
-
- <p>Slipping his arm about her, he bore her to the door of the main
- cabin and entered. He could feel her warm, soft body quivering
- against his own. She had clasped his neck so tightly that he could
- scarcely breathe, but, lowering her until her feet were on the dry
- carpet, he gently loosed her arms.</p>
-
- <p>“Now, my dear child,” he told her, “you must do exactly as I tell
- you. Come! Calm yourself or I won’t take you any farther.” He held
- her off by her shoulders. “I may have to swim with you; you mustn’t
- cling to me so!”</p>
-
- <p>He heard her gasp and felt her draw away abruptly. Then he led her
- by the hand out upon the starboard deck, and together they made
- their way forward to the neighborhood of the bridge.</p>
-
- <p>The lights he had seen upon coming from the forward hold were still
- in view and he hailed them at the top of his voice. But other voices
- were calling through the night, some of them comparatively close at
- hand, others answering faintly from far in-shore. The boats first
- launched were evidently landing, and those in charge of them were
- shouting directions to the ones behind. Some women had started
- singing and the chorus floated out to the man and the girl:</p>
-
- <div class='poetry-container'>
- <div class='poetry'>
- <div class='stanza'>
- <div class='verse'>Pull for the shore, sailor,</div>
- <div class='verse'>&#160;&#160;Pull for the shore.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
- </div>
-
- <p>It helped to drown their cries for assistance.</p>
-
- <p>O’Neil judged that the ship was at least a quarter of a mile from
- the beach, and his heart sank, for he doubted that either he or his
- companion could last long in these waters. It occurred to him that
- Brennan might be close by, waiting for the <i>Nebraska</i> to sink—it
- would be unlike the little captain to forsake his trust until the
- last possible moment—but he reasoned that the cargo of lives in the
- skipper’s boat would induce him to stand well off to avoid accident.
- He called lustily time after time, but no answer came.</p>
-
- <p>Meanwhile the girl stood quietly beside him.</p>
-
- <p>“Can’t we make a raft?” she suggested, timidly, when he ceased to
- shout. “I’ve read of such things.”</p>
-
- <p>“There’s no time,” he told her. “Are you very cold?”</p>
-
- <p>She nodded. “Please forgive me for acting so badly just now. It was
- all so sudden and—so awful! I think I can behave better. Oh! What
- was that?” She clutched him nervously, for from the forward end of
- the ship had come a muffled scream, like that of a woman.</p>
-
- <p>“It’s my poor horses,” said the man, and she looked at him
- curiously, prompted by the catch in his throat.</p>
-
- <p>There followed a wait which seemed long, but was in reality of but a
- few minutes, for the ship was sliding backward and the sea was
- creeping upward faster and faster. At last they heard a shuddering
- sigh as she parted from the rocks and the air rushed up through the
- deck openings with greater force. The <i>Nebraska</i> swung sluggishly
- with the tide; then, when her upper structure had settled flush with
- the sea, Murray O’Neil took the woman in his arms and leaped clear
- of the rail.</p>
-
- <p>The first gasping moment of immersion was fairly paralyzing; after
- that the reaction came, and the two began to struggle away from the
- sinking ship. But the effect of the reaction soon wore off. The
- water was cruelly cold and their bodies ached in every nerve and
- fiber. O’Neil did his best to encourage his companion. He talked to
- her through his chattering teeth, and once she had recovered from
- the mental shock of the first fearful plunge she responded pluckily.
- He knew that his own heart was normal and strong, but he feared that
- the girl’s might not be equal to the strain. Had he been alone, he
- felt sure that he could have gained the shore, but with her upon his
- hands he was able to make but little headway. The expanse of waters
- seemed immense; it fairly crushed hope out of him. The lights upon
- the shore were as distant as fixed stars. This was a country of
- heavy tides, he reflected, and he began to fear that the current was
- sweeping them out. He turned to look for the ship, but could see no
- traces of her, and since it was inconceivable that the <i>Nebraska</i>
- could have sunk so quietly, her disappearance confirmed his fears.
- More than once he fancied he heard an answer to his cries for
- help—the rattle of rowlocks or the splash of oars—but his ears
- proved unreliable.</p>
-
- <p>After a time the girl began to moan with pain and terror, but as
- numbness gradually robbed her of sensation she became quiet. A
- little later her grip upon his clothing relaxed and he saw that she
- was collapsing. He drew her to him and held her so that her face lay
- upturned and her hair floated about his shoulders. In this position
- she could not drown, at least while his strength lasted. But he was
- rapidly losing control of himself; his teeth were clicking loosely,
- his muscles shook and twitched. It required a great effort to shout,
- and he thought that his voice did not carry so far as at first.
- Therefore he fell silent, paddling with his free arm and kicking, to
- keep his blood stirring.</p>
-
- <p>Several times he gave up and floated quietly, but courage was
- ingrained in him; deep down beneath his consciousness was a
- vitality, an inherited stubborn resistance to death, of which he
- knew nothing. It was that unidentified quality of mind which
- supports one man through a great sickness or a long period of
- privation, while another of more robust physique succumbs. It was
- the same quality which brings one man out from desert wastes, or the
- white silence of the polar ice, while the bodies of his fellows
- remain to mark the trail. This innate power of supreme resistance is
- found in chosen individuals throughout the animal kingdom, and it
- was due to it alone that Murray O’Neil continued to fight the tide
- long after he had ceased to exert conscious control.</p>
-
- <p>At length there came through the man’s dazed sensibilities a sound
- different from those he had been hearing: it was a human voice,
- mingled with the measured thud of oars in their sockets. It roused
- him like an electric current and gave him strength to cry out
- hoarsely. Some one answered him; then out of the darkness to seaward
- emerged a deeper blot, which loomed up hugely yet proved to be no
- more than a life-boat banked full of people. It came to a stop
- within an oar’s-length of him. From the babble of voices he
- distinguished one that was familiar, and cried the name of Johnny
- Brennan. His brain had cleared now, a great dreamlike sense of
- thanksgiving warmed him, and he felt equal to any effort. He was
- vaguely amazed to find that his limbs refused to obey him.</p>
-
- <p>His own name was being pronounced in shocked tones; the splash from
- an oar filled his face and strangled him, but he managed to lay hold
- of the blade, and was drawn in until outstretched hands seized him.</p>
-
- <p>An oarsman was saying: “Be careful, there! We can’t take him in
- without swamping.”</p>
-
- <p>But Brennan’s voice shouted: “Make room or I’ll bash in your bloody
- skull.”</p>
-
- <p>Another protest arose, and O’Neil saw that the craft was indeed
- loaded to the gunwales.</p>
-
- <p>“Take the girl—quick,” he implored. “I’ll hang on. You can tow me.”</p>
-
- <p>The limp form was removed from his side and dragged over the thwarts
- while a murmur of excited voices went up.</p>
-
- <p>“Can you hold out for a minute, Murray?” asked Brennan.</p>
-
- <p>“Yes—I think so.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’d give you my place, but you’re too big to be taken in without
- danger.”</p>
-
- <p>“Go ahead,” chattered the man in the water. “Look after the girl
- before it’s—too late.”</p>
-
- <p>The captain’s stout hand was in his collar now and he heard him
- crying:</p>
-
- <p>“Pull, you muscle-bound heathens! Everybody sit still! Now away with
- her, men. Keep up your heart, Murray, my boy; remember it takes more
- than water to kill a good Irishman. It’s only a foot or two farther,
- and they’ve started a fire. Serves you right, you big idiot, for
- going overboard, with all those boats. Man dear, but you’re pulling
- the arm out of me; it’s stretched out like a garden hose! Hey! Cover
- up that girl, and you, lady, rub her feet and hands. Good! Move over
- please—so the men can bail.”</p>
-
- <p>The next thing O’Neil knew he was feeling very miserable and very
- cold, notwithstanding the fact that he was wrapped in dry clothing
- and lay so close to a roaring spruce fire that its heat blistered
- him.</p>
-
- <p>Brennan was bending over him with eyes wet. He was swearing, too, in
- a weak, faltering way, calling upon all the saints to witness that
- the prostrate man was the embodiment of every virtue, and that his
- death would be a national calamity. Others were gathered about, men
- and women, and among them O’Neil saw the doctor from Sitka whom he
- had met on shipboard.</p>
-
- <p>As soon as he was able to speak he inquired for the safety of the
- girl he had helped to rescue. Johnny promptly reassured him.</p>
-
- <p>“Man, dear, she’s doing fine. A jigger of brandy brought her to,
- gasping like a blessed mermaid.”</p>
-
- <p>“Was anybody lost?”</p>
-
- <p>“Praise God, not a soul! But it’s lucky I stood by to watch the old
- tub go down, or we’d be mourning two. You’ll be well by morning, for
- there’s a crew for help. And now, my boy, lay yourself down again
- and take a sleep, won’t you? It’ll be doing you a lot of good.”</p>
-
- <p>But O’Neil shook his head and struggled to a sitting posture.</p>
-
- <p>“Thanks, Johnny,” said he, “but I couldn’t. I can hear those horses
- screaming, and besides—I must make new plans.”</p>
-
- </section>
-
- <section class='chapter'>
-
- <h2 class='nobreak' id='ssIII' title='III. The Gay Old Dog'>
- <span style='font-size:1.1em'>III</span><br /><span style='font-size:1.0em'>THE GAY OLD DOG</span>
- </h2>
-
- <div class='ce sc'>By Edna Ferber</div>
-
- <div class="attrb tac mb07">
- From “Cheerful—By Request,” copyright, 1918, by F. A.
- Stokes Co. By special permission from the author.
- </div>
-
- <p>Those of you who have dwelt—or even lingered—in Chicago, Illinois
- (this is not a humorous story), are familiar with the region known
- as the Loop. For those others of you to whom Chicago is a transfer
- point between New York and San Francisco there is presented this
- brief explanation:</p>
-
- <p>The Loop is a clamorous, smoke-infested district embraced by the
- iron arms of the elevated tracks. In a city boasting fewer millions,
- it would be known familiarly as downtown. From Congress to Lake
- Street, from Wabash almost to the river, those thunderous tracks
- make a complete circle, or loop. Within it lie the retail shops, the
- commercial hotels, the theaters, the restaurants. It is the Fifth
- Avenue (diluted) and the Broadway (deleted) of Chicago. And he who
- frequents it by night in search of amusement and cheer is known,
- vulgarly, as a Loop-hound.</p>
-
- <p>Jo Hertz was a Loop-hound. On the occasion of those sparse first
- nights granted the metropolis of the Middle West he was always
- present, third row, aisle left. When a new loop café was opened Jo’s
- table always commanded an unobstructed view of anything worth
- viewing. On entering he was wont to say, “Hello, Gus,” with careless
- cordiality to the head waiter, the while his eye roved expertly from
- table to table as he removed his gloves. He ordered things under
- glass, so that his table, at midnight or thereabouts, resembled a
- hot-bed that favors the bell system. The waiters fought for him. He
- was the kind of man who mixes his own salad dressing. He liked to
- call for a bowl, some cracked ice, lemon, garlic, paprika, salt,
- pepper, vinegar, and oil and make a rite of it. People at near-by
- tables would lay down their knives and forks to watch, fascinated.
- The secret of it seemed to lie in using all the oil in sight and
- calling for more.</p>
-
- <p>That was Jo—a plump and lonely bachelor of fifty. A plethoric,
- roving-eyed and kindly man, clutching vainly at the garments of a
- youth that had long slipped past him. Jo Hertz, in one of those
- pinch-waist belted suits and a trench coat and a little green hat,
- walking up Michigan Avenue of a bright winter’s afternoon, trying to
- take the curb with a jaunty youthfulness against which every one of
- his fat-encased muscles rebelled, was a sight for mirth or pity,
- depending on one’s vision.</p>
-
- <p>The gay-dog business was a late phase in the life of Jo Hertz. He
- had been a quite different sort of canine. The staid and harassed
- brother of three unwed and selfish sisters is an under dog. The tale
- of how Jo Hertz came to be a Loop-hound should not be compressed
- within the limits of a short story. It should be told as are the
- photo plays, with frequent throwbacks and many cut-ins. To condense
- twenty-three years of a man’s life into some five or six thousand
- words requires a verbal economy amounting to parsimony.</p>
-
- <p>At twenty-seven Jo had been the dutiful, hardworking son (in the
- wholesale harness business) of a widowed and gummidging mother, who
- called him Joey. If you had looked close you would have seen that
- now and then a double wrinkle would appear between Jo’s eyes—a
- wrinkle that had no business there at twenty-seven. Then Jo’s mother
- died, leaving him handicapped by a death-bed promise, the three
- sisters and a three-story-and-basement house on Calumet Avenue. Jo’s
- wrinkle became a fixture.</p>
-
- <p>Death-bed promises should be broken as lightly as they are seriously
- made. The dead have no right to lay their clammy fingers upon the
- living.</p>
-
- <p>“Joey,” she had said, in her high, thin voice, “take care of the
- girls.”</p>
-
- <p>“I will, Ma,” Jo had choked.</p>
-
- <p>“Joey,” and the voice was weaker, “promise me you won’t marry till
- the girls are all provided for.” Then as Joe had hesitated,
- appalled: “Joey, it’s my dying wish. Promise!”</p>
-
- <p>“I promise, Ma,” he had said.</p>
-
- <p>Whereupon his mother had died, comfortably, leaving him with a
- completely ruined life.</p>
-
- <p>They were not bad-looking girls, and they had a certain style, too.
- That is, Stell and Eva had. Carrie, the middle one, taught school
- over on the West Side. In those days it took her almost two hours
- each way. She said the kind of costume she required should have been
- corrugated steel. But all three knew what was being worn, and they
- wore it—or fairly faithful copies of it. Eva, the housekeeping
- sister, had a needle knack. She could skim the State Street windows
- and come away with a mental photograph of every separate tuck, hem,
- yoke, and ribbon. Heads of departments showed her the things they
- kept in drawers, and she went home and reproduced them with the aid
- of a two-dollar-a-day seamstress. Stell, the youngest, was the
- beauty. They called her Babe. She wasn’t really a beauty, but some
- one had once told her that she looked like Janice Meredith (it was
- when that work of fiction was at the height of popularity). For
- years afterward, whenever she went to parties, she affected a
- single, fat curl over her right shoulder, with a rose stuck through
- it.</p>
-
- <p>Twenty-three years ago one’s sisters did not strain at the household
- leash, nor crave a career. Carrie taught school, and hated it. Eva
- kept house expertly and complainingly. Babe’s profession was being
- the family beauty, and it took all her spare time. Eva always let
- her sleep until ten.</p>
-
- <p>This was Jo’s household, and he was the nominal head of it. But it
- was an empty title. The three women dominated his life. They weren’t
- consciously selfish. If you had called them cruel they would have
- put you down as mad. When you are the lone brother of three sisters,
- it means that you must constantly be calling for, escorting, or
- dropping one of them somewhere. Most men of Jo’s age were standing
- before their mirror of a Saturday night, whistling blithely and
- abstractedly while they discarded a blue polka-dot for a maroon tie,
- whipped off the maroon for a shot-silk in favor of a plain
- black-and-white, because she had once said she preferred quiet ties.
- Jo, when he should have been preening his feathers for conquest, was
- saying:</p>
-
- <p>“Well, my God, I am hurrying! Give a man time, can’t you? I just got
- home. You girls have been laying around the house all day. No wonder
- you’re ready.”</p>
-
- <p>He took a certain pride in seeing his sisters well dressed, at a
- time when he should have been revelling in fancy waistcoats and
- brilliant-hued socks, according to the style of that day, and the
- inalienable right of any unwed male under thirty, in any day. On
- those rare occasions when his business necessitated an out-of-town
- trip, he would spend half a day floundering about the shops
- selecting handkerchiefs, or stockings, or feathers, or fans, or
- gloves for the girls. They always turned out to be the wrong kind,
- judging by their reception.</p>
-
- <p>From Carrie, “What in the world do I want of a fan!”</p>
-
- <p>“I thought you didn’t have one,” Jo would say.</p>
-
- <p>“I haven’t. I never go to dances.”</p>
-
- <p>Joe would pass a futile hand over the top of his head, as was his
- way when disturbed. “I just thought you’d like one. I thought every
- girl liked a fan. Just,” feebly, “just to—to have.”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, for pity’s sake!”</p>
-
- <p>And from Eva or Babe, “I’ve got silk stockings, Jo.” Or, “You
- brought me handkerchiefs the last time.”</p>
-
- <p>There was something selfish in his giving, as there always is in any
- gift freely and joyfully made. They never suspected the exquisite
- pleasure it gave him to select these things; these fine, soft,
- silken things. There were many things about this slow-going, amiable
- brother of theirs that they never suspected. If you had told them he
- was a dreamer of dreams, for example, they would have been amused.
- Sometimes, dead-tired by nine o’clock, after a hard day downtown, he
- would doze over the evening paper. At intervals he would wake,
- red-eyed, to a snatch of conversation such as, “Yes, but if you get
- a blue you can wear it anywhere. It’s dressy, and at the same time
- it’s quiet, too.” Eva, the expert, wrestling with Carrie over the
- problem of the new spring dress. They never guessed that the
- commonplace man in the frayed old smoking-jacket had banished them
- all from the room long ago; had banished himself, for that matter.
- In his place was a tall, debonair, and rather dangerously handsome
- man to whom six o’clock spelled evening clothes. The kind of man who
- can lean up against a mantel, or propose a toast, or give an order
- to a man-servant, or whisper a gallant speech in a lady’s ear with
- equal ease. The shabby old house on Calumet Avenue was transformed
- into a brocaded and chandeliered rendezvous for the brilliance of
- the city. Beauty was here, and wit. But none so beautiful and witty
- as She. Mrs.—er—Jo Hertz. There was wine, of course; but no regular
- display. There was music; the soft sheen of satin; laughter. And he
- the gracious, tactful host, king of his own domain—</p>
-
- <p>“Jo, for heaven’s sake, if you’re going to snore go to bed!”</p>
-
- <p>“Why—did I fall asleep?”</p>
-
- <p>“You haven’t been doing anything else all evening. A person would
- think you were fifty instead of thirty.”</p>
-
- <p>And Jo Hertz was again just the dull, gray, commonplace brother of
- three well-meaning sisters.</p>
-
- <p>Babe used to say petulantly, “Jo, why don’t you ever bring home any
- of your men friends? A girl might as well not have any brother, all
- the good you do.”</p>
-
- <p>Jo, conscience-stricken, did his best to make amends. But a man who
- has been petticoat-ridden for years loses the knack, somehow, of
- comradeship with men. He acquires, too, a knowledge of women, and a
- distaste for them, equalled only, perhaps, by that of an
- elevator-starter in a department store.</p>
-
- <p>Which brings us to one Sunday in May. Jo came home from a late
- Sunday afternoon walk to find company for supper. Carrie often had
- in one of her school-teacher friends, or Babe one of her frivolous
- intimates, or even Eva a staid guest of the old-girl type. There was
- always a Sunday night supper of potato salad, and cold meat, and
- coffee, and perhaps a fresh cake. Jo rather enjoyed it, being a
- hospitable soul. But he regarded the guests with the undazzled eyes
- of a man to whom they were just so many petticoats, timid of the
- night streets and requiring escort home. If you had suggested to him
- that some of his sisters’ popularity was due to his own presence, or
- if you had hinted that the more kittenish of these visitors were
- probably making eyes at him, he would have stared in amazement and
- unbelief.</p>
-
- <p>This Sunday night it turned out to be one of Carrie’s friends.</p>
-
- <p>“Emily,” said Carrie, “this is my brother, Jo.”</p>
-
- <p>Jo had learned what to expect in Carrie’s friends. Drab-looking
- women in the late thirties, whose facial lines all slanted downward.</p>
-
- <p>“Happy to meet you,” said Jo, and looked down at a different sort
- altogether. A most surprisingly different sort, for one of Carrie’s
- friends. This Emily person was very small, and fluffy, and
- blue-eyed, and sort of—well, crinkly looking. You know. The corners
- of her mouth when she smiled, and her eyes when she looked up at
- you, and her hair, which was brown, but had the miraculous effect,
- somehow, of being golden.</p>
-
- <p>Jo shook hands with her. Her hand was incredibly small, and soft, so
- that you were afraid of crushing it, until you discovered she had a
- firm little grip all her own. It surprised and amused you, that
- grip, as does a baby’s unexpected clutch on your patronizing
- forefinger. As Jo felt it in his own big clasp, the strangest thing
- happened to him. Something inside Jo Hertz stopped working for a
- moment, then lurched sickenly, then thumped like mad. It was his
- heart. He stood staring down at her, and she up at him, until the
- others laughed. Then their hands fell apart, lingeringly.</p>
-
- <p>“Are you a school-teacher, Emily?” he said.</p>
-
- <p>“Kindergarten. It’s my first year. And don’t call me Emily, please.”</p>
-
- <p>“Why not? It’s your name. I think it’s the prettiest name in all the
- world.” Which he hadn’t meant to say at all. In fact, he was
- perfectly aghast to find himself saying it. But he meant it.</p>
-
- <p>At supper he passed her things, and stared, until everybody laughed
- again, and Eva said acidly, “Why don’t you feed her?”</p>
-
- <p>It wasn’t that Emily had an air of helplessness. She just made you
- feel you wanted her to be helpless, so that you could help her.</p>
-
- <p>Jo took her home, and from that Sunday night he began to strain at
- the leash. He took his sisters out, dutifully, but he would suggest,
- with a carelessness that deceived no one, “Don’t you want one of
- your girl friends to come along? That little What’s-her-name—Emily,
- or something. So long’s I’ve got three of you, I might as well have
- a full squad.”</p>
-
- <p>For a long time he didn’t know what was the matter with him. He only
- knew he was miserable, and yet happy. Sometimes his heart seemed to
- ache with an actual physical ache. He realized that he wanted to do
- things for Emily. He wanted to buy things for Emily—useless, pretty,
- expensive things that he couldn’t afford. He wanted to buy
- everything that Emily needed, and everything that Emily desired. He
- wanted to marry Emily. That was it. He discovered that one day, with
- a shock, in the midst of a transaction in the harness business. He
- stared at the man with whom he was dealing until that startled
- person grew uncomfortable.</p>
-
- <p>“What’s the matter, Hertz?”</p>
-
- <p>“Matter?”</p>
-
- <p>“You look as if you’d seen a ghost or found a gold mine. I don’t
- know which.”</p>
-
- <p>“Gold mine,” said Jo. And then, “No. Ghost.”</p>
-
- <p>For he remembered that high, thin voice, and his promise. And the
- harness business was slithering downhill with dreadful rapidity, as
- the automobile business began its amazing climb. Jo tried to stop
- it. But he was not that kind of business man. It never occurred to
- him to jump out of the down-going vehicle and catch the up-going
- one. He stayed on, vainly applying brakes that refused to work.</p>
-
- <p>“You know, Emily, I couldn’t support two households now. Not the way
- things are. But if you’ll wait. If you’ll only wait. The girls
- might—that is, Babe and Carrie—”</p>
-
- <p>She was a sensible little thing, Emily. “Of course I’ll wait. But we
- mustn’t just sit back and let the years go by. We’ve got to help.”</p>
-
- <p>She went about it as if she were already a little match-making
- matron. She corralled all the men she had ever known and introduced
- them to Babe, Carrie, and Eva separately, in pairs, and en masse.
- She arranged parties at which Babe could display the curl. She got
- up picnics. She stayed home while Jo took the three about. When she
- was present she tried to look as plain and obscure as possible, so
- that the sisters should show up to advantage. She schemed, and
- planned, and contrived, and hoped; and smiled into Jo’s despairing
- eyes.</p>
-
- <p>And three years went by. Three precious years. Carrie taught school,
- and hated it. Eva kept house, more and more complainingly as prices
- advanced and allowances retreated. Stell was still Babe, the family
- beauty; but even she knew that the time was past for curls. Emily’s
- hair, somehow, lost its glint and began to look just plain brown.
- Her crinkliness began to iron out.</p>
-
- <p>“Now, look here!” Jo argued, desperately, one night. “We could be
- happy, anyway. There’s plenty of room at the house. Lots of people
- begin that way. Of course, I couldn’t give you all I’d like to, at
- first. But maybe, after a while—”</p>
-
- <p>No dreams of salons, and brocade, and velvet-footed servitors, and
- satin damask now. Just two rooms, all their own, all alone, and
- Emily to work for. That was his dream. But it seemed less possible
- than that other absurd one had been.</p>
-
- <p>You know that Emily was as practical a little thing as she looked
- fluffy. She knew women. Especially did she know Eva, and Carrie, and
- Babe. She tried to imagine herself taking the household affairs and
- the housekeeping pocketbook out of Eva’s expert hands. Eva had once
- displayed to her a sheaf of aigrettes she had bought with what she
- saved out of the housekeeping money. So then she tried to picture
- herself allowing the reins of Jo’s house to remain in Eva’s hands.
- And everything feminine and normal in her rebelled. Emily knew she’d
- want to put away her own freshly laundered linen, and smooth it, and
- pat it. She was that kind of woman. She knew she’d want to do her
- own delightful haggling with butcher and vegetable pedlar. She knew
- she’d want to muss Jo’s hair, and sit on his knee, and even quarrel
- with him, if necessary, without the awareness of three ever-present
- pairs of maiden eyes and ears.</p>
-
- <p>“No! No! We’d only be miserable. I know. Even if they didn’t object.
- And they would, Jo. Wouldn’t they?”</p>
-
- <p>His silence was miserable assent. Then, “But you do love me, don’t
- you, Emily?”</p>
-
- <p>“I do, Jo. I love you—and love you—and love you. But, Jo, I—can’t.”</p>
-
- <p>“I know it, dear. I knew it all the time, really. I just thought
- maybe, somehow—”</p>
-
- <p>The two sat staring for a moment into space, their hands clasped.
- Then they both shut their eyes, with a little shudder, as though
- what they saw was terrible to look upon. Emily’s hand, the tiny hand
- that was so unexpectedly firm, tightened its hold on him, and his
- crushed the absurd fingers until she winced with pain.</p>
-
- <p>That was the beginning of the end, and they knew it.</p>
-
- <p>Emily wasn’t the kind of girl who would be left to pine. There are
- too many Jo’s in the world whose hearts are prone to lurch and then
- thump at the feel of a soft, fluttering, incredibly small hand in
- their grip. One year later Emily was married to a young man whose
- father owned a large, pie-shaped slice of the prosperous state of
- Michigan.</p>
-
- <p>That being safely accomplished, there was something grimly humorous
- in the trend taken by affairs in the old house on Calumet. For Eva
- married. Of all people, Eva! Married well, too, though he was a
- great deal older than she. She went off in a hat she had copied from
- a French model at Field’s, and a suit she had contrived with a home
- dressmaker, aided by pressing on the part of the little tailor in
- the basement over on Thirty-first Street. It was the last of that,
- though. The next time they saw her, she had on a hat that even she
- would have despaired of copying, and a suit that sort of melted into
- your gaze. She moved to the North Side (trust Eva for that), and
- Babe assumed the management of the household on Calumet Avenue. It
- was rather a pinched little household now, for the harness business
- shrank and shrank.</p>
-
- <p>“I don’t see how you can expect me to keep house decently on this!”
- Babe would say contemptuously. Babe’s nose, always a little inclined
- to sharpness, had whittled down to a point of late. “If you knew
- what Ben gives Eva.”</p>
-
- <p>“It’s the best I can do, Sis. Business is something rotten.”</p>
-
- <p>“Ben says if you had the least bit of—” Ben was Eva’s husband, and
- quotable, as are all successful men.</p>
-
- <p>“I don’t care what Ben says,” shouted Jo, goaded into rage. “I’m
- sick of your everlasting Ben. Go and get a Ben of your own, why
- don’t you, if you’re so stuck on the way he does things.”</p>
-
- <p>And Babe did. She made a last desperate drive, aided by Eva, and she
- captured a rather surprised young man in the brokerage way, who had
- made up his mind not to marry for years and years. Eva wanted to
- give her her wedding things, but at that Jo broke into sudden
- rebellion.</p>
-
- <p>“No, sir! No Ben is going to buy my sister’s wedding clothes,
- understand? I guess I’m not broke—yet. I’ll furnish the money for
- her things, and there’ll be enough of them, too.”</p>
-
- <p>Babe had as useless a trousseau, and as filled with extravagant
- pink-and-blue and lacy and frilly things as any daughter of doting
- parents. Jo seemed to find a grim pleasure in providing them. But it
- left him pretty well pinched. After Babe’s marriage (she insisted
- that they call her Estelle now) Jo sold the house on Calumet. He and
- Carrie took one of those little flats that were springing up,
- seemingly over night, all through Chicago’s South Side.</p>
-
- <p>There was nothing domestic about Carrie. She had given up teaching
- two years before, and had gone into Social Service work on the West
- Side. She had what is known as a legal mind—hard, clear, orderly—and
- she made a great success of it. Her dream was to live at the
- Settlement House and give all her time to the work. Upon the little
- household she bestowed a certain amount of grim, capable attention.
- It was the same kind of attention she would have given a piece of
- machinery whose oiling and running had been entrusted to her care.
- She hated it, and didn’t hesitate to say so.</p>
-
- <p>Jo took to prowling about department store basements, and household
- goods sections. He was always sending home a bargain in a ham, or a
- sack of potatoes, or fifty pounds of sugar, or a window clamp, or a
- new kind of paring knife. He was forever doing odd little jobs that
- the janitor should have done. It was the domestic in him claiming
- its own.</p>
-
- <p>Then, one night, Carrie came home with a dull glow in her leathery
- cheeks, and her eyes alight with resolve. They had what she called a
- plain talk.</p>
-
- <p>“Listen, Jo. They’ve offered me the job of first assistant resident
- worker. And I’m going to take it. Take it! I know fifty other girls
- who’d give their ears for it. I go in next month.”</p>
-
- <p>They were at dinner. Jo looked up from his plate, dully. Then he
- glanced around the little dining-room, with its ugly tan walls and
- its heavy, dark furniture (the Calumet Avenue pieces fitted
- cumbersomely into the five-room flat).</p>
-
- <p>“Away? Away from here, you mean—to live?”</p>
-
- <p>Carrie laid down her fork. “Well, really, Jo! After all that
- explanation.”</p>
-
- <p>“But to go over there to live! Why, that neighborhood’s full of
- dirt, and disease, and crime, and the Lord knows what all. I can’t
- let you do that, Carrie.”</p>
-
- <p>Carrie’s chin came up. She laughed a short little laugh. “Let me!
- That’s eighteenth-century talk, Jo. My life’s my own to live. I’m
- going.”</p>
-
- <p>And she went.</p>
-
- <p>Jo stayed on in the apartment until the lease was up. Then he sold
- what furniture he could, stored or gave away the rest, and took a
- room on Michigan Avenue in one of the old stone mansions whose
- decayed splendor was being put to such purpose.</p>
-
- <p>Jo Hertz was his own master. Free to marry. Free to come and go. And
- he found he didn’t even think of marrying. He didn’t want to come or
- go, particularly. A rather frumpy old bachelor, with thinning hair
- and a thickening neck. Much has been written about the unwed,
- middle-aged woman; her fussiness, her primness, her angularity of
- mind and body. In the male that same fussiness develops, and a
- certain primness, too. But he grows flabby where she grows lean.</p>
-
- <p>Every Thursday evening he took dinner at Eva’s, and on Sunday noon
- at Stell’s. He tucked his napkin under his chin and openly enjoyed
- the homemade soup and the well-cooked meats. After dinner he tried
- to talk business with Eva’s husband, or Stell’s. His business talks
- were the old-fashioned kind, beginning:</p>
-
- <p>“Well, now, looka here. Take, f’rinstance your raw hides and
- leathers.”</p>
-
- <p>But Ben and George didn’t want to “take, f’rinstance, your raw hides
- and leathers.” They wanted, when they took anything at all, to take
- golf, or politics or stocks. They were the modern type of business
- man who prefers to leave his work out of his play. Business, with
- them, was a profession—a finely graded and balanced thing, differing
- from Jo’s clumsy, downhill style as completely as does the method of
- a great criminal detective differ from that of a village constable.
- They would listen, restively, and say, “Uh-uh,” at intervals, and at
- the first chance they would sort of fade out of the room, with a
- meaning glance at their wives. Eva had two children now. Girls. They
- treated Uncle Jo with good-natured tolerance. Stell had no children.
- Uncle Jo degenerated, by almost imperceptible degrees, from the
- position of honored guest, who is served with white meat, to that of
- one who is content with a leg and one of those obscure and bony
- sections which, after much turning with a bewildered and
- investigating knife and fork, leave one baffled and unsatisfied.</p>
-
- <p>Eva and Stell got together and decided that Jo ought to marry.</p>
-
- <p>“It isn’t natural,” Eva told him. “I never saw a man who took so
- little interest in women.”</p>
-
- <p>“Me!” protested Jo, almost shyly. “Women!”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes. Of course. You act like a frightened schoolboy.”</p>
-
- <p>So they had in for dinner certain friends and acquaintances of
- fitting age. They spoke of them as “splendid girls.” Between
- thirty-six and forty. They talked awfully well, in a firm, clear
- way, about civics, and classes, and politics, and economics, and
- boards. They rather terrified Jo. He didn’t understand much that
- they talked about, and he felt humbly inferior, and yet a little
- resentful, as if something had passed him by. He escorted them home,
- dutifully, though they told him not to bother, and they evidently
- meant it. They seemed capable, not only of going home quite
- unattended, but of delivering a pointed lecture to any highwayman or
- brawler who might molest them.</p>
-
- <p>The following Thursday Eva would say, “How did you like her, Joe?”</p>
-
- <p>“Like who?” Jo would spar feebly.</p>
-
- <p>“Miss Matthews.”</p>
-
- <p>“Who’s she?”</p>
-
- <p>“Now, don’t be funny, Jo. You know very well I mean the girl who was
- here for dinner. The one who talked so well on the emigration
- question.”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, her! Why, I liked her all right. Seems to be a smart woman.”</p>
-
- <p>“Smart! She’s a perfectly splendid girl.”</p>
-
- <p>“Sure,” Jo would agree cheerfully.</p>
-
- <p>“But didn’t you like her?”</p>
-
- <p>“I can’t say I did, Eve. And I can’t say I didn’t. She made me think
- a lot of a teacher I had in the fifth reader. Name of Himes. As I
- recall her, she must have been a fine woman. But I never thought of
- her as a woman at all. She was just Teacher.”</p>
-
- <p>“You make me tired,” snapped Eva impatiently. “A man of your age.
- You don’t expect to marry a girl, do you? A child!”</p>
-
- <p>“I don’t expect to marry anybody,” Jo had answered.</p>
-
- <p>And that was the truth, lonely though he often was.</p>
-
- <p>The following spring Eva moved to Winnetka. Any one who got the
- meaning of the Loop knows the significance of a move to a
- north-shore suburb, and a house. Eva’s daughter, Ethel, was growing
- up, and her mother had an eye on society.</p>
-
- <p>That did away with Jo’s Thursday dinner. Then Stell’s husband bought
- a car. They went out into the country every Sunday. Stell said it
- was getting so that maids objected to Sunday dinners, anyway.
- Besides, they were unhealthy, old-fashioned things. They always
- meant to ask Jo to come along, but by the time their friends were
- placed, and the lunch, and the boxes, and sweaters, and George’s
- camera, and everything, there seemed to be no room for a man of Jo’s
- bulk. So that eliminated the Sunday dinners.</p>
-
- <p>“Just drop in any time during the week,” Stell said, “for dinner.
- Except Wednesday—that’s our bridge night—and Saturday. And, of
- course, Thursday. Cook is out that night. Don’t wait for me to
- ’phone.”</p>
-
- <p>And so Jo drifted into that sad-eyed, dyspeptic family made up of
- those you see dining in second-rate restaurants, their paper propped
- up against the bowl of oyster crackers, munching solemnly and with
- indifference to the stare of the passer-by surveying them through
- the brazen plate-glass window.</p>
-
- <p>And then came the War. The war that spelled death and destruction to
- millions. The war that brought a fortune to Jo Hertz, and
- transformed him, over night, from a baggy-kneed old bachelor, whose
- business was a failure, to a prosperous manufacturer whose only
- trouble was the shortage in hides for the making of his
- product—leather! The armies of Europe called for it. Harnesses! More
- harnesses! Straps! Millions of straps. More! More!</p>
-
- <p>The musty old harness business over on Lake Street was magically
- changed from a dust-covered, dead-alive concern to an orderly hive
- that hummed and glittered with success. Orders poured in. Jo Hertz
- had inside information on the War. He knew about troops and horses.
- He walked with French and English and Italian buyers—noblemen, many
- of them—commissioned by their countries to get American-made
- supplies. And now, when he said to Ben or George, “Take f’rinstance
- your raw hides and leathers,” they listened with respectful
- attention.</p>
-
- <p>And then began the gay-dog business in the life of Jo Hertz. He
- developed into a Loop-hound, ever keen on the scent of fresh
- pleasure. That side of Jo Hertz which had been repressed and crushed
- and ignored began to bloom, unhealthily. At first he spent money on
- his rather contemptuous nieces. He sent them gorgeous fans, and
- watch bracelets, and velvet bags. He took two expensive rooms at a
- downtown hotel, and there was something more tear-compelling than
- grotesque about the way he gloated over the luxury of a separate
- ice-water tap in the bathroom. He explained it.</p>
-
- <p>“Just turn it on. Ice-water! Any hour of the day or night.”</p>
-
- <p>He bought a car. Naturally. A glittering affair; in color a bright
- blue, with pale-blue leather straps and a great deal of gold
- fittings, and wire wheels. Eva said it was the kind of thing a
- soubrette would use, rather than an elderly business man. You saw
- him, too, in the Pompeian room at the Congress Hotel of a Saturday
- afternoon when doubtful and roving-eyed matrons in kolinsky capes
- are wont to congregate to sip pale amber drinks. Actors grew to
- recognize the semi-bald head and the shining, round, good-natured
- face looming out at them from the dim well of the parquet, and
- sometimes, in a musical show, they directed a quip at him, and he
- liked it. He could pick out the critics as they came down the aisle,
- and even had a nodding acquaintance with two of them.</p>
-
- <p>“Kelly, of the ‘Herald,’” he would say carelessly. “Bean, of the
- ‘Trib.’ They’re all afraid of him.”</p>
-
- <p>So he frolicked, ponderously. In New York he might have been called
- a Man About Town.</p>
-
- <p>And he was lonesome. He was very lonesome. So he searched about in
- his mind and brought from the dim past the memory of the luxuriously
- furnished establishment of which he used to dream in the evenings
- when he dozed over his paper in the old house on Calumet. So he
- rented an apartment, many-roomed and expensive, with a man-servant
- in charge, and furnished it in styles and periods ranging through
- all the Louises. The living-room was mostly rose color. It was like
- an unhealthy and bloated boudoir. And yet there was nothing
- sybaritic or uncleanly in the sight of this paunchy, middle-aged man
- sinking into the rosy-cushioned luxury of his ridiculous home. It
- was a frank and naïve indulgence of long-starved senses, and there
- was in it a great resemblance to the rolling-eyed ecstasy of a
- schoolboy smacking his lips over an all-day sucker.</p>
-
- <p>The War went on, and on, and on. And the money continued to roll
- in—a flood of it. Then, one afternoon, Eva, in town on shopping
- bent, entered a small, exclusive, and expensive shop on Michigan
- Avenue. Exclusive, that is, in price. Eva’s weakness, you may
- remember, was hats. She was seeking a hat now. She described what
- she sought with a languid conciseness, and stood looking about her
- after the saleswoman had vanished in quest of it. The room was
- becomingly rose-illumined and somewhat dim, so that some minutes had
- passed before she realized that a man seated on a raspberry brocade
- settee not five feet away—a man with a walking stick, and yellow
- gloves, and tan spats, and a check suit—was her brother Jo. From him
- Eva’s wild-eyed glance leaped to the woman who was trying on hats
- before one of the many long mirrors. She was seated, and a
- saleswoman was exclaiming discreetly at her elbow.</p>
-
- <p>Eva turned sharply and encountered her own saleswoman returning,
- hat-laden. “Not to-day,” she gasped. “I’m feeling ill. Suddenly.”
- And almost ran from the room.</p>
-
- <p>That evening she told Stell, relating her news in that telephone
- pidgin-English devised by every family of married sisters as
- protection against the neighbors and Central. Translated, it ran
- thus:</p>
-
- <p>“He looked straight at me. My dear, I thought I’d die! But at least
- he had sense enough not to speak. She was one of those limp, willowy
- creatures with the greediest eyes that she tried to keep softened to
- a baby stare, and couldn’t, she was so crazy to get her hands on
- those hats. I saw it all in one awful minute. You know the way I do.
- I suppose some people would call her pretty. I don’t. And her color!
- Well! And the most expensive-looking hats. Aigrettes, and paradise,
- and feathers. Not one of them under seventy-five. Isn’t it
- disgusting! At his age! Suppose Ethel had been with me!”</p>
-
- <p>The next time it was Stell who saw them. In a restaurant. She said
- it spoiled her evening. And the third time it was Ethel. She was one
- of the guests at a theater party given by Nicky Overton II. You
- know. The North Shore Overtons. Lake Forest. They came in late, and
- occupied the entire third row at the opening performance of “Believe
- Me!” And Ethel was Nicky’s partner. She was glowing like a rose.
- When the lights went up after the first act Ethel saw that her Uncle
- Jo was seated just ahead of her with what she afterward described as
- a blonde. Then her uncle had turned around, and seeing her, had been
- surprised into a smile that spread genially all over his plump and
- rubicund face. Then he had turned to face forward again, quickly.</p>
-
- <p>“Who’s the old bird?” Nicky had asked. Ethel had pretended not to
- hear, so he had asked again.</p>
-
- <p>“My uncle,” Ethel answered, and flushed all over her delicate face,
- and down to her throat. Nicky had looked at the blonde, and his
- eyebrows had gone up ever so slightly.</p>
-
- <p>It spoiled Ethel’s evening. More than that, as she told her mother
- of it later, weeping, she declared it had spoiled her life.</p>
-
- <p>Eva talked it over with her husband in that intimate, kimonoed hour
- that precedes bedtime. She gesticulated heatedly with her hair
- brush.</p>
-
- <p>“It’s disgusting, that’s what it is. Perfectly disgusting. There’s
- no fool like an old fool. Imagine! A creature like that. At his time
- of life.”</p>
-
- <p>There exists a strange and loyal kinship among men. “Well, I don’t
- know,” Ben said now, and even grinned a little. “I suppose a boy’s
- got to sow his wild oats sometime.”</p>
-
- <p>“Don’t be any more vulgar than you can help,” Eva retorted. “And I
- think you know, as well as I, what it means to have that Overton boy
- interested in Ethel.”</p>
-
- <p>“If he’s interested in her,” Ben blundered, “I guess the fact that
- Ethel’s uncle went to the theater with some one who wasn’t Ethel’s
- aunt won’t cause a shudder to run up and down his frail young frame,
- will it?”</p>
-
- <p>“All right,” Eva retorted. “If you’re not man enough to stop it,
- I’ll have to, that’s all. I’m going up there with Stell this week.”</p>
-
- <p>They did not notify Jo of their coming. Eva telephoned his apartment
- when she knew he would be out, and asked his man if he expected his
- master home to dinner that evening. The man had said yes. Eva
- arranged to meet Stell in town. They would drive to Jo’s apartment
- together, and wait for him there.</p>
-
- <p>When she reached the city Eva found turmoil there. The first of the
- American troops to be sent to France were leaving. Michigan
- Boulevard was a billowing, surging mass: flags, pennants, banners,
- crowds. All the elements that make for demonstration. And over the
- whole—quiet. No holiday crowd, this. A solid, determined mass of
- people waiting patient hours to see the khaki-clads go by. Three
- years of indefatigable reading had brought them to a clear knowledge
- of what these boys were going to.</p>
-
- <p>“Isn’t it dreadful!” Stell gasped.</p>
-
- <p>“Nicky Overton’s only nineteen, thank goodness.”</p>
-
- <p>Their car was caught in the jam. When they moved at all it was by
- inches. When at last they reached Jo’s apartment they were flushed,
- nervous, apprehensive. But he had not yet come in. So they waited.</p>
-
- <p>No, they were not staying to dinner with their brother, they told
- the relieved houseman.</p>
-
- <p>Jo’s home has already been described to you. Stell and Eva, sunk in
- rose-colored cushions, viewed it with disgust, and some mirth. They
- rather avoided each other’s eyes.</p>
-
- <p>“Carrie ought to be here,” Eva said. They both smiled at the thought
- of the austere Carrie in the midst of those rosy cushions, and
- hangings, and lamps. Stell rose and began to walk about, restlessly.
- She picked up a vase and laid it down; straightened a picture. Eva
- got up, too, and wandered into the hall. She stood there a moment,
- listening. Then she turned and passed into Jo’s bedroom. And there
- you knew Jo for what he was.</p>
-
- <p>This room was as bare as the other had been ornate. It was Jo, the
- clean-minded and simple-hearted, in revolt against the cloying
- luxury with which he had surrounded himself. The bedroom, of all
- rooms in any house, reflects the personality of its occupant. True,
- the actual furniture was panelled, cupid-surmounted, and ridiculous.
- It had been the fruit of Jo’s first orgy of the senses. But now it
- stood out in that stark little room with an air as incongruous and
- ashamed as that of a pink tarleton <i>danseuse</i> who finds herself in a
- monk’s cell. None of those wall-pictures with which bachelor
- bedrooms are reputed to be hung. No satin slippers. No scented
- notes. Two plain-backed military brushes on the chiffonier (and he
- so nearly hairless). A little orderly stack of books on the table
- near the bed. Eva fingered their titles and gave a little gasp. One
- of them was on gardening.</p>
-
- <p>“Well, of all things!” exclaimed Stell. A book on the War, by an
- Englishman. A detective story of the lurid type that lulls us to
- sleep. His shoes ranged in a careful row in the closet, with a
- shoe-tree in every one of them. There was something speaking about
- them. They looked human. Eva shut the door on them, quickly. Some
- bottles on the dresser. A jar of pomade. An ointment such as a man
- uses who is growing bald and is panic-stricken too late. An
- insurance calendar on the wall. Some rhubarb-and-soda mixture on the
- shelf in the bathroom, and a little box of pepsin tablets.</p>
-
- <p>“Eats all kinds of things at all hours of the night,” Eva said, and
- wandered out into the rose-colored front room again with the air of
- one who is chagrined at her failure to find what she has sought.
- Stell followed her furtively.</p>
-
- <p>“Where do you suppose he can be?” she demanded. “It’s”—she glanced
- at her wrist—“Why, it’s after six!”</p>
-
- <p>And then there was a little click. The two women sat up, tense. The
- door opened. Jo came in. He blinked a little. The two women in the
- rosy room stood up.</p>
-
- <p>“Why—Eve! Why, Babe! Well! Why didn’t you let me know?”</p>
-
- <p>“We were just about to leave. We thought you weren’t coming home.”</p>
-
- <p>Jo came in, slowly.</p>
-
- <p>“I was in the jam on Michigan, watching the boys go by.” He sat
- down, heavily. The light from the window fell on him. And you saw
- that his eyes were red.</p>
-
- <p>And you’ll have to learn why. He had found himself one of the
- thousands in the jam on Michigan Avenue, as he said. He had a place
- near the curb, where his big frame shut off the view of the
- unfortunates behind him. He waited with the placid interest of one
- who has subscribed to all the funds and societies to which a
- prosperous, middle-aged business man is called upon to subscribe in
- war time. Then, just as he was about to leave, impatient at the
- delay, the crowd had cried, with a queer, dramatic, exultant note in
- its voice, “Here they come! Here come the boys!”</p>
-
- <p>Just at that moment two little, futile, frenzied fists began to beat
- a mad tattoo on Jo Hertz’s broad back. Jo tried to turn in the
- crowd, all indignant resentment. “Say, looka here!”</p>
-
- <p>The little fists kept up their frantic beating and pushing. And a
- voice—a choked, high little voice—cried, “Let me by! I can’t see!
- You man, you! You big fat man! My boy’s going by—to war—and I can’t
- see! Let me by!”</p>
-
- <p>Jo scrooged around, still keeping his place. He looked down. And
- upturned to him in agonized appeal was the face of little Emily.
- They stared at each other for what seemed a long, long time. It was
- really only the fraction of a second. Then Jo put one great arm
- firmly around Emily’s waist and swung her around in front of him.
- His great bulk protected her. Emily was clinging to his hand. She
- was breathing rapidly, as if she had been running. Her eyes were
- straining up the street.</p>
-
- <p>“Why, Emily, how in the world!—”</p>
-
- <p>“I ran away. Fred didn’t want me to come. He said it would excite me
- too much.”</p>
-
- <p>“Fred?”</p>
-
- <p>“My husband. He made me promise to say good-by to Jo at home.”</p>
-
- <p>“Jo?”</p>
-
- <p>“Jo’s my boy. And he’s going to war. So I ran away. I had to see
- him. I had to see him go.”</p>
-
- <p>She was dry-eyed. Her gaze was straining up the street.</p>
-
- <p>“Why, sure,” said Jo. “Of course you want to see him.” And then the
- crowd gave a great roar. There came over Jo a feeling of weakness.
- He was trembling. The boys went marching by.</p>
-
- <p>“There he is!” Emily shrilled, above the din. “There he is! There he
- is! There he—” And waved a futile little hand. It wasn’t so much a
- wave as a clutching. A clutching after something beyond her reach.</p>
-
- <p>“Which one? Which one, Emily?”</p>
-
- <p>“The handsome one. The handsome one. There!” Her voice quavered and
- died.</p>
-
- <p>Jo put a steady hand on her shoulder. “Point him out,” he commanded.
- “Show me.” And the next instant. “Never mind. I see him.”</p>
-
- <p>Somehow, miraculously, he had picked him from among the hundreds.
- Had picked him as surely as his own father might have. It was
- Emily’s boy. He was marching by, rather stiffy. He was nineteen, and
- fun-loving, and he had a girl, and he didn’t particularly want to go
- to France and—to go to France. But more than he had hated going, he
- had hated not to go. So he marched by, looking straight ahead, his
- jaw set so that his chin stuck out just a little. Emily’s boy.</p>
-
- <p>Jo looked at him, and his face flushed purple. His eyes, the
- hard-boiled eyes of a Loop-hound, took on the look of a sad old man.
- And suddenly he was no longer Jo, the sport; old J. Hertz, the gay
- dog. He was Jo Hertz, thirty, in love with life, in love with Emily,
- and with the stinging blood of young manhood coursing through his
- veins.</p>
-
- <p>Another minute and the boy had passed on up the broad street—the
- fine, flag-bedecked street—just one of a hundred service-hats
- bobbing in rhythmic motion like sandy waves lapping a shore and
- flowing on.</p>
-
- <p>Then he disappeared altogether.</p>
-
- <p>Emily was clinging to Jo. She was mumbling something, over and over.
- “I can’t. I can’t. Don’t ask me to. I can’t let him go. Like that. I
- can’t.”</p>
-
- <p>Jo said a queer thing.</p>
-
- <p>“Why, Emily! We wouldn’t have him stay home, would we? We wouldn’t
- want him to do anything different, would we? Not our boy. I’m glad
- he enlisted. I’m proud of him. So are you glad.”</p>
-
- <p>Little by little he quieted her. He took her to the car that was
- waiting, a worried chauffeur in charge. They said good-by,
- awkwardly. Emily’s face was a red, swollen mass.</p>
-
- <p>So it was that when Jo entered his own hallway half an hour later he
- blinked, dazedly, and when the light from the window fell on him you
- saw that his eyes were red.</p>
-
- <p>Eva was not one to beat about the bush. She sat forward in her
- chair, clutching her bag rather nervously.</p>
-
- <p>“Now, look here, Jo. Stell and I are here for a reason. We’re here
- to tell you that this thing’s got to stop.”</p>
-
- <p>“Thing? Stop?”</p>
-
- <p>“You know very well what I mean. You saw me at the milliner’s that
- day. And night before last, Ethel. We’re all disgusted. If you must
- go about with people like that, please have some sense of decency.”</p>
-
- <p>Something gathering in Jo’s face should have warned her. But he was
- slumped down in his chair in such a huddle, and he looked so old and
- fat that she did not heed it. She went on: “You’ve got us to
- consider. Your sisters. And your nieces. Not to speak of your own—”</p>
-
- <p>But he got to his feet then, shaking, and at what she saw in his
- face even Eva faltered and stopped. It wasn’t at all the face of a
- fat, middle-aged sport. It was a face Jovian, terrible.</p>
-
- <p>“You!” he began, low-voiced, ominous. “You!” He raised a great fist
- high. “You two murderers! You didn’t consider me, twenty years ago.
- You come to me with talk like that. Where’s my boy! You killed him,
- you two, twenty years ago. And now he belongs to somebody else.
- Where’s my son! that should have gone marching by to-day?” He flung
- his arms out in a great gesture of longing. The red veins stood out
- on his forehead. “Where’s my son! Answer me that, you two selfish,
- miserable women. Where’s my son!” Then, as they huddled together,
- frightened, wild-eyed, “Out of my house! Out of my house! Before I
- hurt you!”</p>
-
- <p>They fled, terrified. The door banged behind them.</p>
-
- <p>Jo stood, shaking, in the center of the room. Then he reached for a
- chair, gropingly, and sat down. He passed one moist, flabby hand
- over his forehead and it came away wet. The telephone rang. He sat
- still. It sounded far away and unimportant, like something
- forgotten. I think he did not even hear it with his conscious ear.
- But it rang and rang insistently. Jo liked to answer his telephone,
- when at home.</p>
-
- <p>“Hello!” He knew instantly the voice at the other end.</p>
-
- <p>“That you, Jo?” it said.</p>
-
- <p>“Yes.”</p>
-
- <p>“How’s my boy?”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m all right.”</p>
-
- <p>“Listen, Jo. The crowd’s coming over to-night. I’ve fixed up a
- little poker game for you. Just eight of us.”</p>
-
- <p>“I can’t come to-night, Gert.”</p>
-
- <p>“Can’t! Why not?”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m not feeling so good.”</p>
-
- <p>“You just said you were all right.”</p>
-
- <p>“I am all right. Just kind of tired.”</p>
-
- <p>The voice took on a cooing note. “Is my Joey tired? Then he doesn’t
- need to play if he don’t want to. No, sir.”</p>
-
- <p>Jo stood staring at the black mouthpiece of the telephone. He was
- seeing a procession go marching by. Boys, hundreds of boys, in
- khaki.</p>
-
- <p>“Hello! Hello!” the voice took on an anxious note. “Are you there?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes,” wearily.</p>
-
- <p>“Jo, there’s something the matter. You’re sick. I’m coming right
- over.”</p>
-
- <p>“No!”</p>
-
- <p>“Why not? You sound as if you’d been sleeping. Look here—”</p>
-
- <p>“Leave me alone!” cried Jo, suddenly, and the receiver clacked onto
- the hook. “Leave me alone. Leave me alone.” Long after the
- connection had been broken.</p>
-
- <p>He stood staring at the instrument with unseeing eyes. Then he
- turned and walked into the front room. All the light had gone out of
- it. Dusk had come on. All the light had gone out of everything. The
- zest had gone out of life. The game was over—the game he had been
- playing against loneliness and disappointment. And he was just a
- tired old man. A lonely, tired old man in a ridiculous, rose-colored
- room that had grown, all of a sudden, drab.</p>
-
- </section>
-
- <section class='chapter'>
-
- <h2 class='nobreak' id='ssIV' title='IV. Ole Skjarsen’s First Touchdown'>
- <span style='font-size:1.1em'>IV</span><br /><span style='font-size:1.0em'>OLE SKJARSEN’S FIRST TOUCHDOWN</span>
- </h2>
-
- <div class='ce sc'>By George Fitch</div>
-
- <div class="attrb tac mb07">From “At Good Old Siwash,” copyright, 1911,
- by Little, Brown and Company. By special permission of the author.</div>
-
- <p>Am I going to the game Saturday? Am I? Me? Am I going to eat some
- more food this year? Am I going to draw my pay this month? Am I
- going to do any more breathing after I get this lungful used up? All
- foolish questions, pal. Very silly conversation. Pshaw!</p>
-
- <p>Am I going to the game, you ask me? Is the sun going to get up
- to-morrow? You couldn’t keep me away from that game if you put a
- protective tariff of seventy-eight per cent ad valorem, whatever
- that means, on the front gate. I came out to this town on business,
- and I’ll have to take an extra fare train home to make up the time;
- but what of that? I’m going to the game, and when the Siwash team
- comes out I’m going to get up and give as near a correct imitation
- of a Roman mob and a Polish riot as my throat will stand; and if we
- put a crimp in the large-footed, humpy-shouldered behemoths we’re
- going up against this afternoon, I’m going out to-night and burn the
- City Hall. Any Siwash man who is a gentleman would do it. I’ll
- probably have to run like thunder to beat some of them to it.</p>
-
- <p>You know how it is, old man. Or maybe you don’t, because you made
- all your end runs on the Glee Club. But I played football all
- through my college course and the microbe is still there. In the
- fall I think football, talk football, dream football. Even though I
- go out to the field and see little old Siwash lining up against a
- bunch of overgrown hippos from a university with a catalogue as
- thick as a city directory, the old mud-and-perspiration smell gets
- in my nostrils, and the desire to get under the bunch and feel the
- feet jabbing into my ribs boils up so strong that I have to hold on
- to myself with both hands. If you’ve never sat on a hard board and
- wanted to be between two halfbacks with your hands on their
- shoulders, and the quarter ready to sock a ball into your solar
- plexus, and eleven men daring you to dodge ’em, and nine thousand
- friends and enemies raising Cain and keeping him well propped up in
- the grandstands—if you haven’t had that want you wouldn’t know a
- healthy, able-bodied want if you ran into it on the street.</p>
-
- <p>Of course, I never got any further along than a scrub. But what’s
- the odds? A broken bone feels just as grand to a scrub as to a star.
- I sometimes think a scrub gets more real football knowledge than a
- varsity man, because he doesn’t have to addle his brain by worrying
- about holding his job and keeping his wind, and by dreaming that he
- has fumbled a punt and presented ninety-five yards to the hereditary
- enemies of his college. I played scrub football five years, four of
- ’em under Bost, the greatest coach who ever put wings on the heels
- of a two-hundred-pound hunk of meat; and while my ribs never lasted
- long enough to put me on the team, what I didn’t learn about the
- game you could put in the other fellow’s eye.</p>
-
- <p>Say, but it’s great, learning football under a good coach. It’s the
- finest training a man can get anywhere on this old globule. Football
- is only the smallest thing you learn. You learn how to be patient
- when what you want to do is to chew somebody up and spit him into
- the gutter. You learn to control your temper when it is on the high
- speed, with the throttle jerked wide open and buzzing like a hornet
- convention. You learn, by having it told you, just how small and
- foolish and insignificant you are, and how well this earth could
- stagger along without you if some one were to take a fly-killer and
- mash you with it. And you learn all this at the time of life when
- your head is swelling up until you mistake it for a planet, and
- regard whatever you say as a volcanic disturbance.</p>
-
- <p>I suppose you think, like the rest of the chaps who never came out
- to practice but observed the game from the dollar-and-a-half seats,
- that being coached in football is like being instructed in German or
- calculus. You are told what to do and how to do it, and then you
- recite. Far from it, my boy! They don’t bother telling you what to
- do and how to do it on a big football field. Mostly they tell you
- what to do and how you do it. And they do it artistically, too. They
- use plenty of language. A football coach is picked out for his ready
- tongue. He must be a conversationalist. He must be able to talk to a
- greenhorn, with fine shoulders and a needle-shaped head, until that
- greenhorn would pick up the ball and take it through a Sioux war
- dance to get away from the conversation. You can’t reason with
- football men. They’re not logical, most of them. They are selected
- for their heels and shoulders and their leg muscles, and not for
- their ability to look at you with luminous eyes and say: “Yes,
- Professor, I think I understand.” The way to make ’em understand is
- to talk about them. Any man can understand you while you are telling
- him that if he were just a little bit slower he would have to be
- tied to the earth to keep up with it. That hurts his pride. And when
- you hurt his pride he takes it out on whatever is in front of
- him—which is the other team. Never get in front of a football player
- when you are coaching him.</p>
-
- <p>But this brings me to the subject of Bost again. Bost is still
- coaching Siwash. This makes his ’steenth year. I guess he can stay
- there forever. He’s coached all these years and has never used the
- same adjective to the same man twice. There’s a record for you! He’s
- a little man, Bost is. He played end on some Western team when he
- only weighed one hundred and forty. Got his football knowledge
- there. But where he got his vocabulary is still a mystery. He has a
- way of convincing a man that a dill pickle would make a better guard
- than he is, and of making that man so jealous of the pickle that he
- will perform perfectly unreasonable feats for a week to beat it out
- for the place. He has a way of saying “Hurry up,” with a few
- descriptive adjectives tacked on, that makes a man rub himself in
- the stung place for an hour; and oh, how mad he can make you while
- he is telling you pleasantly that while the little fellow playing
- against you is only a prep and has sloping shoulders and weighs one
- hundred and eleven stripped, he is making you look like a bale of
- hay that has been dumped by mistake on an athletic field. And when
- he gets a team in the gymnasium between halves, with the game going
- wrong, and stands up before them and sizes up their nerve and rubber
- backbone and hereditary awkwardness and incredible talent in doing
- the wrong thing, to say nothing of describing each individual
- blunder in that queer nasal clack of his—well, I’d rather be tied up
- in a great big frying-pan over a good hot stove for the same length
- of time, any day in the week. The reason Bost is a great coach is
- because his men don’t dare play poorly. When they do he talks to
- them. If he would only hit them, or skin them by inches, or shoot at
- them, they wouldn’t mind it so much; but when you get on the field
- with him and realize that if you miss a tackle he is going to get
- you out before the whole gang and tell you what a great mistake the
- Creator made when He put joints in your arms instead of letting them
- stick out stiff as they do any other signpost, you’re not going to
- miss that tackle, that’s all.</p>
-
- <p>When Bost came to Siwash he succeeded a line of coaches who had been
- telling the fellows to get down low and hit the line hard, and had
- been showing them how to do it very patiently. Nice fellows, those
- coaches. Perfect gentlemen. Make you proud to associate with them.
- They could take a herd of green farmer boys, with wrists like mules’
- ankles, and by Thanksgiving they would have them familiar with all
- the rudiments of the game. By that time the season would be over and
- all the schools in the vicinity would have beaten us by big scores.
- The next year the last year’s crop of big farmer boys would stay at
- home to husk corn, and the coach would begin all over on a new crop.
- The result was, we were a dub school at football. Any school that
- could scare up a good rangy halfback and a line that could hold
- sheep could get up an adding festival at our expense any time. We
- lived in a perpetual state of fear. Some day we felt that the normal
- school would come down and beat us. That would be the limit of
- disgrace. After that there would be nothing left to do but disband
- the college and take to drink to forget the past.</p>
-
- <p>But Bost changed all that in one year. He didn’t care to show any
- one how to play football. He was just interested in making the
- player afraid not to play it. When you went down the field on a punt
- you knew that if you missed your man he would tell you when you came
- back that two stone hitching-posts out of three could get past you
- in a six-foot alley. If you missed a punt you could expect to be
- told that you might catch a haystack by running with your arms wide
- open, but that was no way to catch a football. Maybe things like
- that don’t sound jabby when two dozen men hear them! They kept us
- catching punts between classes, and tackling each other all the way
- to our rooms and back. We simply had to play football to keep from
- being bawled out. It’s an awful thing to have a coach with a tongue
- like a cheese knife swinging away at you, and to know that if you
- get mad and quit, no one but the dear old coll. will suffer—but it
- gets the results. They use the same system in the East, but there
- they only swear at a man, I believe. Siwash is a mighty proper
- college and you can’t swear on its campus, whatever else you do.
- Swearing is only a lazy man’s substitute for thinking, anyway; and
- Bost wasn’t lazy. He preferred the descriptive; he sat up nights
- thinking it out.</p>
-
- <p>We began to see the results before Bost had been tracing our
- pedigrees for two weeks. First game of the season was with that
- little old dinky Normal School which had been scaring us so for the
- past five years. We had been satisfied to push some awkward halfback
- over the line once, and then hold on to the enemy so tight he
- couldn’t run; and we started out that year in the same old way.
- First half ended 0 to 0, with our boys pretty satisfied because they
- had kept the ball in Normal’s territory. Bost led the team and the
- substitutes into the overgrown barn we used for a gymnasium, and
- while we were still patting ourselves approvingly in our minds he
- cut loose:</p>
-
- <p>“You pasty-faced, overfed, white-livered beanbag experts, what do
- you mean by running a beauty show instead of a football game?” he
- yelled. “Do you suppose I came out here to be art director of a
- statuary exhibit? Does any one of you imagine for a holy minute that
- he knows the difference between a football game and ushering in a
- church? Don’t fool yourselves. You don’t; you don’t know anything.
- All you ever knew about football I could carve on granite and put in
- my eye and never feel it. Nothing to nothing against a crowd of
- farmer boys who haven’t known a football from a duck’s egg for more
- than a week! Bah! If I ever turned the Old Folks’ Home loose on you
- doll babies they’d run up a century while you were hunting for your
- handkerchiefs. Jackson, what do you suppose a halfback is for? I
- don’t want cloak models. I want a man who can stick his head down
- and run. Don’t be afraid of that bean of yours; it hasn’t got
- anything worth saving in it. When you get the ball you’re supposed
- to run with it and not sit around trying to hatch it. You, Saunders!
- You held that other guard just like a sweet-pea vine. Where did you
- ever learn that sweet, lovely way of falling down on your nose when
- a real man sneezes at you? Did you ever hear of sand? Eat it! Eat
- it! Fill your self up with it. I want you to get in that line this
- half and stop something or I’ll make you play left end in a
- fancy-work club. Johnson, the only way to get you around the field
- is to put you on wheels and haul you. Next time you grow fast to the
- ground I’m going to violate some forestry regulations and take an
- axe to you. Same to you, Briggs. You’d make the All-American
- boundary posts, but that’s all. Vance, I picked you for a
- quarterback, but I made a mistake; you ought to be sorting eggs.
- That ball isn’t red hot. You don’t have to let go of it as soon as
- you get it. Don’t be afraid, nobody will step on you. This isn’t a
- rude game. It’s only a game of post-office. You needn’t act so
- nervous about it. Maybe some of the big girls will kiss you, but it
- won’t hurt.”</p>
-
- <p>Bost stopped for breath and eyed us. We were a sick-looking crowd.
- You could almost see the remarks sticking into us and quivering. We
- had come in feeling pretty virtuous, and what we were getting was a
- hideous surprise.</p>
-
- <p>“Now I want to tell this tea-party something,” continued Bost.
- “Either you’re going out on that field and score thirty points this
- last half or I’m going to let the girls of Siwash play your football
- for you. I’m tired of coaching men that aren’t good at anything but
- falling down scientifically when they’re tackled. There isn’t a
- broken nose among you. Every one of you will run back five yards to
- pick out a soft spot to fall on. It’s got to stop. You’re going to
- hold on to that ball this half and take it places. If some little
- fellow from Normal crosses his fingers and says ‘naughty, naughty,’
- don’t fall on the ball and yell ‘down’ until they can hear it
- uptown. Thirty points is what I want out of you this half, and if
- you don’t get ’em—well, you just dare to come back here without
- them, that’s all. Now get out on that field and jostle somebody.
- Git!”</p>
-
- <p>Did we git? Well, rather. We were so mad our clothes smoked. We
- would have quit the game right there and resigned from the team, but
- we didn’t dare to. Bost would have talked to us some more. And we
- didn’t dare not to make those thirty points, either. It was an awful
- tough job, but we did it with a couple over. We raged like wild
- beasts. We scared those gentle Normalites out of their boots. I
- can’t imagine how we ever got it into our heads that they could play
- football, anyway. When it was all over we went back to the gymnasium
- feeling righteously triumphant, and had another hour with Bost in
- which he took us all apart without anesthetics, and showed us how
- Nature would have done a better job if she had used a better grade
- of lumber in our composition.</p>
-
- <p>That day made the Siwash team. The school went wild over the score.
- Bost rounded up two or three more good players, and every afternoon
- he lashed us around the field with that wire-edged tongue of his. On
- Saturdays we played, and oh, how we worked! In the first half we
- were afraid of what Bost would say to us when we came off the field.
- In the second half we were mad at what he had said. And how he did
- drive us down the field in practice! I can remember whole cross
- sections of his talk yet:</p>
-
- <p>“Faster, faster, you scows. Line up. Quick! Johnson, are you waiting
- for a stone-mason to set you? Snap the ball. Tear into them. Low!
- Low! Hi-i! You end, do you think you’re the quarter pole in a horse
- race? Nine men went past you that time. If you can’t touch ’em drop
- ’em a souvenir card. Line up. Faster, faster! Oh, thunder, hurry up!
- If you ran a funeral, center, the corpse would spoil on your hands.
- Wow! Fumble! Drop on that ball. Drop on it! Hogboom, you’d fumble a
- loving-cup. Use your hand instead of your jaw to catch that ball. It
- isn’t good to eat. That’s four chances you’ve had. I could lose two
- games a day if I had you all the time. Now try that signal
- again—low, you linemen; there’s no girls watching you. Snap it; snap
- it. Great Scott! Say, Hogboom, come here. When you get that ball,
- don’t think we gave it to you to nurse. You’re supposed to start the
- same day with the line. We give you that ball to take forward. Have
- you got to get a legal permit to start those legs of yours? You’d
- make a good vault to store footballs in, but you’re too stationary
- for a fullback. Now I’ll give you one more chance—”</p>
-
- <p>And maybe Hogboom wouldn’t go some with that chance!</p>
-
- <p>In a month we had a team that wouldn’t have used past Siwash teams
- to hold its sweaters. It was mad all the time, and it played the
- game carnivorously. Siwash was delirious with joy. The whole school
- turned out for practice, and to see those eleven men snapping
- through signals up and down the field as fast as an ordinary man
- could run just congested us with happiness. You’ve no idea what a
- lovely time of the year autumn is when you can go out after classes
- and sit on a pine seat in the soft dusk and watch your college team
- pulling off end runs in as pretty formation as if they were chorus
- girls, while you discuss lazily with your friends just how many
- points it is going to run up on the neighboring schools. I never
- expect to be a Captain of Industry, but it couldn’t make me feel any
- more contented or powerful or complacent than to be a busted-up
- scrub in Siwash, with a team like that to watch. I’m pretty sure of
- that.</p>
-
- <p>But, happy as we were, Bost wasn’t nearly content. He had ideals. I
- believe one of them must have been to run that team through a couple
- of brick flats without spoiling the formation. Nothing satisfied
- him. He was particularly distressed about the fullback. Hogboom was
- a good fellow and took signal practice perfectly, but he was no
- fiend. He lacked the vivacity of a real, first-class Bengal tiger.
- He wouldn’t eat any one alive. He’d run until he was pulled down,
- but you never expected him to explode in the midst of seven hostiles
- and ricochet down the field for forty yards. He never jumped over
- two men and on to another, and he never dodged two ways at once and
- laid out three men with stiff arms on his way to the goal. It wasn’t
- his style. He was good for two and a half yards every time, but that
- didn’t suit Bost. He was after statistics, and what does a
- three-yard buck amount to when you want 70 to 0 scores?</p>
-
- <p>The result of this dissatisfaction was Ole Skjarsen. Late in
- September Bost disappeared for three days and came back leading Ole
- by a rope—at least, he was towing him by an old carpet-bag when we
- sighted him. Bost found him in a lumber camp, he afterward told us,
- and had to explain to him what college was before he would quit his
- job. He thought it was something good to eat at first, I believe.
- Ole was a timid young Norwegian giant, with a rick of white hair and
- a reënforced concrete physique. He escaped from his clothes in all
- directions, and was so green and bashful that you would have thought
- we were cannibals from the way he shied at us—though, as that was
- the year the bright hat-ribbons came in, I can’t blame him. He
- wasn’t like anything we had ever seen before in college. He was as
- big as a carthorse, as graceful as a dray and as meek as a
- missionary. He had a double width smile and a thin little old faded
- voice that made you think you could tip him over and shine your
- shoes on him with impunity. But I wouldn’t have tried it for a
- month’s allowance. His voice and his arms didn’t harmonize worth a
- cent. They were as big as ordinary legs—those arms, and they ended
- in hands that could have picked up a football and mislaid it among
- their fingers.</p>
-
- <p>No wonder Ole was a sensation. He didn’t look exactly like football
- material to us, I’ll admit. He seemed more especially designed for
- light derrick work. But we trusted Bost implicitly by that time and
- we gave him a royal reception. We crowded around him as if he had
- been a T. R. capture straight from Africa. Everybody helped him
- register third prep, with business-college extras. Then we took him
- out, harnessed him in football armor, and set to work to teach him
- the game.</p>
-
- <p>Bost went right to work on Ole in a businesslike manner. He tossed
- him the football and said, “Catch it.” Ole watched it sail past and
- then tore after it like a pup retrieving a stick. He got it in a few
- minutes and brought it back to where Bost was raving.</p>
-
- <p>“See here, you overgrown fox terrier,” he shouted, “catch it on the
- fly. Here!” He hurled it at him.</p>
-
- <p>“Aye ent seen no fly,” said Ole, allowing the ball to pass on as he
- conversed.</p>
-
- <p>“You cotton-headed Scandinavian cattleship ballast, catch that ball
- in your arms when I throw it to you, and don’t let go of it!”
- shrieked Bost, shooting it at him again.</p>
-
- <p>“Oll right,” said Ole patiently. He cornered the ball after a short
- struggle and stood hugging it faithfully.</p>
-
- <p>“Toss it back, toss it back!” howled Bost, jumping up and down.</p>
-
- <p>“Yu tal me to hold it,” said Ole reproachfully, hugging it tighter
- than ever.</p>
-
- <p>“Drop it, you Mammoth Cave of ignorance!” yelled Bost. “If I had
- your head I’d sell it for cordwood. Drop it!”</p>
-
- <p>Ole dropped the ball placidly. “Das ban fule game,” he smiled
- dazedly. “Aye ent care for it. Eny faller got a Yewsharp?”</p>
-
- <p>That was the opening chapter of Ole’s instruction. The rest were
- just like it. You had to tell him to do a thing. You then had to
- show him how to do it. You then had to tell him how to stop doing
- it. After that you had to explain that he wasn’t to refrain
- forever—just until he had to do it again. Then you had to persuade
- him to do it again. He was as good-natured as a lost puppy, and just
- as hard to reason with. In three nights Bost was so hoarse that he
- couldn’t talk. He had called Ole everything in the dictionary that
- is fit to print; and the knowledge that Ole didn’t understand more
- than a hundredth part of it, and didn’t mind that, was wormwood to
- his soul.</p>
-
- <p>For all that, we could see that if any one could teach Ole the game
- he would make a fine player. He was as hard as flint and so fast on
- his feet that we couldn’t tackle him any more than we could have
- tackled a jack-rabbit. He learned to catch the ball in a night, and
- as for defense—his one-handed catches of flying players would have
- made a National League fielder envious. But with all of it he was
- perfectly useless. You had to start him, stop him, back him, speed
- him up, throttle him down and run him off the field just as if he
- had been a close-coupled next year’s model scootcart. If we could
- have rigged up a driver’s seat and chauffeured Ole, it would have
- been all right. But every other method of trying to get him to
- understand what he was expected to do was a failure. He just
- grinned, took orders, executed them, and waited for more. When a
- two-hundred-and-twenty-pound man takes a football, wades through
- eleven frantic scrubs, shakes them all off, and then stops dead with
- a clear field to the goal before him—because his instructions ran
- out when he shook the last scrub—you can be pardoned for feeling
- hopeless about him.</p>
-
- <p>That was what happened the day before the Muggledorfer game. Bost
- had been working Ole at fullback all evening. He and the captain had
- steered him up and down the field as carefully as if he had been a
- sea-going yacht. It was a wonderful sight. Ole was under perfect
- control. He advanced the ball five yards, ten yards, or twenty at
- command. Nothing could stop him. The scrubs represented only so many
- doormats to him. Every time he made a play he stopped at the latter
- end of it for instructions.</p>
-
- <p>When he stopped the last time, with nothing before him but the goal,
- and asked placidly, “Vere skoll I take das ball now, Master Bost?” I
- thought the coach would expire of the heat. He positively steamed
- with suppressed emotion. He swelled and got purple about the face.
- We were alarmed and were getting ready to hoop him like a barrel,
- when he found his tongue at last.</p>
-
- <p>“You pale-eyed, prehistoric mudhead,” he spluttered, “I’ve spent a
- week trying to get through that skull lining of yours. It’s no use,
- you field boulder. Where do you keep your brains? Give me a chance
- at them. I just want to get into them one minute and stir them up
- with my finger. To think that I have to use you to play football
- when they are paying five dollars and a half for ox meat in Kansas
- City. Skjarsen, do you know anything at all?”</p>
-
- <p>“Aye ban getting gude eddication,” said Ole serenely. “Aye tank I
- ban college faller purty sune, I don’t know. I like I skoll
- understand all das har big vorts yu make.”</p>
-
- <p>“You’ll understand them, I don’t think,” moaned Bost. “You couldn’t
- understand a swift kick in the ribs. You are a fool. Understand
- that, muttonhead?”</p>
-
- <p>Ole understood. “Vy for ye call me fule?” he said indignantly. “Aye
- du yust vat you say.”</p>
-
- <p>“Ar-r-r-r!” bubbled Bost, walking around himself three or four
- times. “You do just what I say! Of course you do. Did I tell you to
- stop in the middle of the field? What would Muggledorfer do to you
- if you stopped there?”</p>
-
- <p>“Ye ent tal me to go on,” said Ole sullenly. “Aye go on, Aye gass,
- pooty qveek den.”</p>
-
- <p>“You bet you’ll go on,” said Bost. “Now, look here, you sausage
- material, to-morrow you play fullback. You stop everything that
- comes at you from the other side. Hear? You catch the ball when it
- comes to you. Hear? And when they give you the ball you take it, and
- don’t you dare to stop with it. Get that? Can I get that into your
- head without a drill and a blast? If you dare to stop with that ball
- I’ll ship you back to the lumber camp in a cattle car. Stop in the
- middle of the field—Ow!”</p>
-
- <p>But at this point we took Bost away.</p>
-
- <p>The next afternoon we dressed Ole up in his armor—he invariably got
- it on wrong side out if we didn’t help him—and took him out to the
- field. We confidently expected to promenade all over
- Muggledorfer—their coach was an innocent child beside Bost—and that
- was the reason why Ole was going to play. It didn’t matter much what
- he did.</p>
-
- <p>Ole was just coming to a boil when we got him into his clothes.
- Bost’s remarks had gotten through his hide at last. He was pretty
- slow, Ole was, but he had begun getting mad the night before and had
- kept at the job all night and all morning. By afternoon he was
- seething, mostly in Norwegian. The injustice of being called a
- muttonhead all week for not obeying orders, and then being called a
- mudhead for stopping for orders, churned his soul, to say nothing of
- his language. He only averaged one English word in three, as he told
- us on the way out that to-day he was going to do exactly as he had
- been told or fill a martyr’s grave—only that wasn’t the way he put
- it.</p>
-
- <p>The Muggledorfers were a pruny-looking lot. We had the game won when
- our team came out and glared at them. Bost had filled most of the
- positions with regular young mammoths, and when you dressed them up
- in football armor they were enough to make a Dreadnought a little
- nervous. The Muggleses kicked off to our team, and for a few plays
- we plowed along five or ten yards at a time. Then Ole was given the
- ball. He went twenty-five yards. Any other man would have been
- crushed to earth in five. He just waded through the middle of the
- line and went down the field, a moving mass of wrigging men. It was
- a wonderful play. They disinterred him at last and he started
- straight across the field for Bost.</p>
-
- <p>“Aye ent mean to stop, Master Bost,” he shouted. “Dese fallers har,
- dey squash me down—”</p>
-
- <p>We hauled him into line and went to work again. Ole had performed so
- well that the captain called his signal again. This time I hope I
- may be roasted in a subway in July if Ole didn’t run twenty-five
- yards with four Muggledorfer men hanging on his legs. We stood up
- and yelled until our teeth ached. It took about five minutes to get
- Ole dug out, and then he started for Bost again.</p>
-
- <p>“Honest, Master Bost, Aye ent mean to stop,” he said imploringly.
- “Aye yust tal you, dese fallers ban devils. Aye fule dem naxt time—”</p>
-
- <p>“Line up and shut up!” the captain shouted. The ball wasn’t over
- twenty yards from the line, and as a matter of course the quarter
- shot it back to Ole. He put his head down, gave one mad-bull plunge,
- laid a windrow of Muggledorfer players out on either side, and shot
- over the goal line like a locomotive.</p>
-
- <p>We rose up to cheer a few lines, but stopped to stare. Ole didn’t
- stop at the goal line. He didn’t stop at the fence. He put up one
- hand, hurdled it, and disappeared across the campus like a young
- whirlwind.</p>
-
- <p>“He doesn’t know enough to stop!” yelled Bost, rushing up to the
- fence. “Hustle up, you fellows, and bring him back!”</p>
-
- <p>Three or four of us jumped the fence, but it was a hopeless game.
- Ole was disappearing up the campus and across the street. The
- Muggledorfer team was nonplussed and sort of indignant. To be bowled
- over by a cyclone, and then to have said cyclone break up the game
- by running away with the ball was to them a new idea in football. It
- wasn’t to those of us who knew Ole, however. One of us telephoned
- down to the “Leader” office where Hinckley, an old team man, worked,
- and asked him to head off Ole and send him back. Muggledorfer kindly
- consented to call time, and we started after the fugitive ourselves.</p>
-
- <p>Ten minutes later we met Hinckley downtown. He looked as if he had
- had a slight argument with a thirteen-inch shell. He was also mad.</p>
-
- <p>“What was that you asked me to stop?” he snorted, pinning himself
- together. “Was it a gorilla or a high explosive? When did you
- fellows begin importing steam rollers for the team? I asked him to
- stop. I ordered him to stop. Then I went around in front of him to
- stop him—and he ran right over me. I held on for thirty yards, but
- that’s no way to travel. I could have gone to the next town just as
- well, though. What sort of a game is this, and where is that
- tow-headed holy terror bound for?”</p>
-
- <p>We gave the answer up, but we couldn’t give up Ole. He was too
- valuable to lose. How to catch him was the sticker. An awful uproar
- in the street gave us an idea. It was Ted Harris in the only auto in
- town—one of the earliest brands of sneeze vehicles. In a minute more
- four of us were in, and Ted was chiveying the thing up the street.</p>
-
- <p>If you’ve never chased an escaping fullback in one of those pioneer
- automobiles you’ve got something coming. Take it all around, a good,
- swift man, running all the time, could almost keep ahead of one. We
- pumped up a tire, fixed a wire or two, and cranked up a few times;
- and the upshot of it was we were two miles out on the state road
- before we caught sight of Ole.</p>
-
- <p>He was trotting briskly when we caught up with him, the ball under
- his arm, and that patient, resigned expression on his face that he
- always had when Bost cussed him. “Stop, Ole,” I yelled; “this is no
- Marathon. Come back. Climb in here with us.”</p>
-
- <p>Ole shook his head and let out a notch of speed.</p>
-
- <p>“Stop, you mullethead,” yelled Simpson above the roar of the
- auto—those old machines could roar some, too. “What do you mean by
- running off with our ball? You’re not supposed to do hare-and-hounds
- in football.”</p>
-
- <p>Ole kept on running. We drove the car on ahead, stopped it across
- the road, and jumped out to stop him. When the attempt was over
- three of us picked up the fourth and put him aboard. Ole had tramped
- on us and had climbed over the auto.</p>
-
- <p>Force wouldn’t do, that was plain. “Where are you going, Ole?” we
- pleaded as we tore along beside him.</p>
-
- <p>“Aye ent know,” he panted, laboring up a hill; “das ban fule game,
- Aye tenk.”</p>
-
- <p>“Come on back and play some more,” we urged. “Bost won’t like it,
- your running all over the country this way.”</p>
-
- <p>“Das ban my orders,” panted Ole. “Aye ent no fule, yentlemen; Aye
- know ven Aye ban doing right teng. Master Bost he say ‘Keep on
- running!’ Aye gass I run till hal freeze on top. Aye ent know why.
- Master Bost he know, I tenk.”</p>
-
- <p>“This is awful,” said Lambert, the manager of the team. “He’s taken
- Bost literally again—the chump. He’ll run till he lands up in those
- pine woods again. And that ball cost the association five dollars.
- Besides, we want him. What are we going to do?”</p>
-
- <p>“I know,” I said. “We’re going back to get Bost. I guess the man who
- started him can stop him.”</p>
-
- <p>We left Ole still plugging north and ran back to town. The game was
- still hanging fire. Bost was tearing his hair. Of course, the
- Muggledorfer fellows could have insisted on playing, but they
- weren’t anxious. Ole or no Ole, we could have walked all over them,
- and they knew it. Besides, they were having too much fun with Bost.
- They were sitting around, Indian-like, in their blankets, and every
- three minutes their captain would go and ask Bost with perfect
- politeness whether he thought they had better continue the game
- there or move it on to the next town in time to catch his fullback
- as he came through.</p>
-
- <p>“Of course, we are in no hurry,” he would explain pleasantly; “we’re
- just here for amusement, anyway; and it’s as much fun watching you
- try to catch your players as it is to get scored on. Why don’t you
- hobble them, Mr. Bost? A fifty-yard rope wouldn’t interfere much
- with that gay young Percheron of yours, and it would save you lots
- of time rounding him up. Do you have to use a lariat when you put
- his harness on?”</p>
-
- <p>Fancy Bost having to take all that conversation, with no adequate
- reply to make. When I got there he was blue in the face. It didn’t
- take him half a second to decide what to do. Telling the captain of
- the Siwash team to go ahead and play if Muggledorfer insisted, and
- on no account to use that 32 double-X play except on first downs, he
- jumped into the machine and we started for Ole.</p>
-
- <p>There were no speed records in those days. Wouldn’t have made any
- difference if there were. Harris just turned on all the juice his
- old double-opposed motor could soak up, and when we hit the wooden
- crossings on the outskirts of town we fellows in the tonneau went up
- so high that we changed sides coming down. It wasn’t over twenty
- minutes till we sighted a little cloud of dust just beyond a little
- town to the north. Pretty soon we saw it was Ole. He was still doing
- his six miles per. We caught up and Bost hopped out, still mad.</p>
-
- <p>“Where in Billy-be-blamed are you going, you human trolley car?” he
- spluttered, sprinting along beside Skjarsen. “What do you mean by
- breaking up a game in the middle and vamoosing with the ball? Do you
- think we’re going to win this game on mileage? Turn around, you
- chump, and climb into this car.”</p>
-
- <p>Ole looked around him sadly. He kept on running as he did. “Aye ent
- care to stop,” he said. “Aye kent suit you, Master Bost. You tal me
- Aye skoll du a teng, den you cuss me for duing et. You tal me not to
- du a teng and you cuss me some more den. Aye tenk I yust keep on
- a-running, lak yu tal me tu last night. Et ent so hard bein’ cussed
- ven yu ban running.”</p>
-
- <p>“I tell you to stop, you potato-top,” gasped Bost. By this time he
- was fifteen yards behind and losing at every step. He had wasted too
- much breath on oratory. We picked him up in the car and set him
- alongside of Ole again.</p>
-
- <p>“See here, Ole, I’m tired of this,” he said, sprinting up by him
- again. “The game’s waiting. Come on back. You’re making a fool of
- yourself.”</p>
-
- <p>“Eny teng Aye du Aye ban beeg fule,” said Ole gloomily. “Aye yust
- keep on runnin’. Fallers ent got breath to call me fule ven Aye run.
- Aye tenk das best vay.”</p>
-
- <p>We picked Bost up again thirty yards behind. Maybe he would have run
- better if he hadn’t choked so in his conversation. In another minute
- we landed him abreast of Ole again. He got out and sprinted for the
- third time. He wabbled as he did it.</p>
-
- <p>“Ole,” he panted, “I’ve been mistaken in you. You are all right,
- Ole. I never saw a more intelligent fellow. I won’t cuss you any
- more, Ole. If you’ll stop now we’ll take you back in an
- automobile—hold on there a minute; can’t you see I’m all out of
- breath?”</p>
-
- <p>“Aye ban gude faller, den?” asked Ole, letting out another link of
- speed.</p>
-
- <p>“You are a”—puff-puff—“peach, Ole,” gasped Bost.
- “I’ll”—puff-puff—“never cuss you again. Please”—puff-puff—“stop! Oh,
- hang it, I’m all in.” And Bost sat down in the road.</p>
-
- <p>A hundred yards on we noticed Ole slacken speed. “It’s sinking
- through his skull,” said Harris eagerly. In another minute he had
- stopped. We picked up Bost again and ran up to him. He surveyed us
- long and critically.</p>
-
- <p>“Das ben qveer masheen,” he said finally. “Aye tenk Aye lak Aye
- skoll be riding back in it. Aye ent care for das futball game, Aye
- gass. It ban tu much running in it.”</p>
-
- <p>We took Ole back to town in twenty-two minutes, three chickens, a
- dog and a back spring. It was close to five o’clock when he ran out
- on the field again. The Muggledorfer team was still waiting. Time
- was no object to them. They would only play ten minutes, but in that
- ten minutes Ole made three scores. Five substitutes stood back of
- either goal and asked him with great politeness to stop as he tore
- over the line. And he did it. If any one else had run six miles
- between halves he would have stopped a good deal short of the line.
- But as far as we could see, it hadn’t winded Ole.</p>
-
- <p>Bost went home by himself that night after the game, not stopping
- even to assure us that as a team we were beneath his contempt. The
- next afternoon he was, if anything, a little more vitriolic than
- ever—but not with Ole. Toward the middle of the signal practice he
- pulled himself together and touched Ole gently.</p>
-
- <p>“My dear Mr. Skjarsen,” he said apologetically, “if it will not
- annoy you too much, would you mind running the same way the rest of
- the team does? I don’t insist on it, mind you, but it looks so much
- better to the audience, you know.”</p>
-
- <p>“Jas,” said Ole; “Aye ban fule, Aye gass, but yu ban tu polite to
- say it.”</p>
-
- </section>
-
- <section class='chapter'>
-
- <h2 class='nobreak' id='ssV' title='V. The Outlaw'>
- <span style='font-size:1.1em'>V</span><br /><span style='font-size:1.0em'>THE OUTLAW</span>
- </h2>
-
- <div class='ce sc'>By Hamlin Garland</div>
-
- <div class="attrb tac mb07">From “They of the High Trails,” copyright, 1916, by Harper
- &amp; Brothers. By special permission of the author.</div>
-
- <div class='ce'>
- <div style='margin-top:1.6em;margin-bottom:1.2em;'>I </div>
- </div>
-
- <p>Freeman Ward, geologist for the government, was not altogether easy
- in his mind as he led his little pack-train out of Pinedale, a
- frontier settlement on the western slope of the Rocky Mountain
- divide, for he had permitted the girl of his deepest interest to
- accompany him on his expedition.</p>
-
- <p>Alice Mansfield, accustomed to having her way, and in this case
- presuming upon Ward’s weakness, insisted on going. Outwardly he had
- argued against it, making much of the possible storms, of the rough
- trails, of the cold and dampness. But she argued that she was quite
- as able to go as Mrs. Adams, the wife of the botanist of the
- expedition. So Ward had yielded, and here these women were forming
- part of a cavalcade which was headed for Frémont Peak, concerning
- whose height and formation the leader wished to inform himself.
- Alice was, however, a bit dashed by Ward’s change of manner as he
- laid upon his train his final instructions.</p>
-
- <p>“There is to be no skylarking,” he said, “and no back-tracking. Each
- one is to exercise great care. We cannot afford to lose a horse nor
- waste our provisions. This is not a picnic excursion, but a serious
- government enterprise. I cannot turn back because of any discomfort
- you may encounter in camp.”</p>
-
- <p>“I am ready for what comes,” Alice answered, smilingly.</p>
-
- <p>But she rode for the rest of the day remarkably silent. There had
- been times when she was certain that Ward cared a great deal for
- her—not in the impersonal way indicated by his reprimand—but in the
- way of a lover, and she was very fond of him, had indeed looked
- forward to this trip in his company as one sure to yield hours of
- delightful intimacy. On the train he had been very devoted, “almost
- lover-like,” Peggy Adams insisted. But now she was dismayed by his
- tone of military command.</p>
-
- <p>Their first day’s march brought them to a beautiful water called
- Heart Lake, which shone dark and deep amid its martial firs at the
- head of one of the streams which descended into the East Fork, and
- there the guides advised a camp. They were now above the hunters,
- almost above the game, in a region “delightfully primeval,” as the
- women put it, and very beautiful and peaceful.</p>
-
- <p>After the tents were in order and the supper eaten, Alice, having
- tuned up her little metal banjo, began to twitter tender melodies
- (to the moon, of course), and the long face of the man of science
- broadened and he seemed less concerned about rocks and fauna and
- flora.</p>
-
- <p>The camp was maintained at Heart Lake for a day while Ward and his
- men explored the various gorges in order to discover a way into
- Blizzard Basin, which was their goal. They returned to camp each
- time more and more troubled about the question of taking the women
- over the divide into the “rough country” which lay to the north.</p>
-
- <p>“It is a totally different world,” Adams explained to his wife. “It
- is colder and stormier over there. The forest on the north slopes is
- full of down-timber and the cliffs are stupendous. I wish you girls
- were back in the settlement,” and in this wish Ward heartily joined.</p>
-
- <p>However, the more they talked the more determined the women were to
- go.</p>
-
- <p>It was like a May day the following noon as they left timber-line
- and, following the row of tiny monuments set up by the foresters,
- entered upon the wide and undulating stretch of low edges which led
- to the summit. The air was clear and the verdureless shapes of the
- monstrous peaks stood sharp as steel against the sky. The tender
- grass was filled with minute glistening flowers. The wind was
- gentle, sweet, moist, and cool.</p>
-
- <p>“Pooh!” said Alice, “this is absurdly easy. Freeman has been telling
- us dreadful tales all along just to be rid of us.”</p>
-
- <p>But she began to admit that her escort of four strong men was a
- comfort, as the guide explained that this “rough country” had long
- been known as the retreat of cattle-thieves and outlaws.</p>
-
- <p>“Do you think there are any such men in here now?” asked Mrs. Adams.</p>
-
- <p>“Undoubtedly,” Ward said; “but I don’t think, from the condition of
- this trail, that they come in on this side of the range. I suspect
- it’s too lonely even for a cattle-thief.”</p>
-
- <p>They unsaddled that night on the bank of a stream near a small
- meadow, and around the camp-fire discussed the trail which they were
- to take next day. The guides agreed that it was “a holy terror,”
- which made Alice the more eager to traverse it.</p>
-
- <p>“I like trails that make men quake. I welcome adventure—that’s what
- I came for,” she said.</p>
-
- <p>Early the next forenoon, as they were descending the steep
- north-slope trail, Alice gave out a cry of pain, and Adams called to
- Ward:</p>
-
- <p>“Hold on! Allie’s horse is down.”</p>
-
- <p>Ward was not surprised. He rode in continual expectation of trouble.
- She was forever trying short cuts and getting snared in the fallen
- logs. Once she had been scraped from her saddle by an overhanging
- bough, and now, in attempting to find an easier path down a slippery
- ridge, her horse had fallen with her. Ward was ungracious enough to
- say:</p>
-
- <p>“Precisely what I’ve warned her against,” but he hurried to her
- relief, nevertheless.</p>
-
- <p>“Are you badly hurt?” he asked, as she stood before him, striving to
- keep back her tears of pain.</p>
-
- <p>“Oh no, not at all badly. My foot was jammed a little. Please help
- me on to my horse; I’ll be all right in a minute.”</p>
-
- <p>She put so good a face on her accident that he helped her into her
- saddle and ordered the train to move on; but Peggy perceived that
- the girl was suffering keenly.</p>
-
- <p>“Sha’n’t we stop, Allie?” she called, a few minutes later.</p>
-
- <p>“No. I’ll be all right in a few minutes.”</p>
-
- <p>She rode on for nearly half an hour, bravely enduring her pain, but
- at last she turned to Mrs. Adams and cried out: “I can’t stand it,
- Peggy! My foot pains me frightfully!”</p>
-
- <p>Adams again called to Ward and the procession halted, while Ward
- came back, all his anger gone.</p>
-
- <p>“We’ll go into camp,” he said, as he examined her bruised foot.
- “You’re badly hurt.”</p>
-
- <p>“It’s a poor place to camp, Professor,” protested Gage. “If she can
- go on for about fifteen minutes—”</p>
-
- <p>“I’ll try,” she said; “but I can’t bear the stirrup, and my shoe is
- full of blood.”</p>
-
- <p>Ward, who was now keenly sympathetic, put her on his own horse and
- walked beside her while they slowly crawled down into the small
- valley, which held a deep and grassy tarn. Here they went into camp
- and the day was lost.</p>
-
- <p>Alice was profoundly mortified to find herself the cause of the
- untimely halt, and as she watched the men making camp with anxious,
- irritated faces she wept with shame at her folly. She had seized the
- worst possible moment, in the most inaccessible spot of their
- journey, to commit her crowning indiscretion.</p>
-
- <p>She was ill in every nerve, shivering and weak, and remained for
- that day the center of all the activities of the camp. Ward, very
- tender even in his chagrin, was constantly at her side, his brow
- knotted with care. He knew what it meant to be disabled two hundred
- miles from a hospital, with fifty miles of mountain trail between
- one’s need and a roof, but Alice buoyed herself up with the belief
- that no bones were broken, and that in the clear air of the germless
- world her wound would quickly heal.</p>
-
- <p>She lay awake a good part of that night, hearing, above the roar of
- the water, the far-off noises of the wild-animal world. A wolf
- howled, a cat screamed, and their voices were fear-inspiring.</p>
-
- <p>She began also to worry about the effect of her mishap on the
- expedition, for she heard Ward say to Adams: “This delay is very
- unfortunate. Our stay is so limited. I fear we will not be able to
- proceed for some days, and snow is likely to fall at any time.”</p>
-
- <p>What they said after that Alice could not hear, but she was in full
- possession of their trouble. It was not a question of the loss of a
- few days; it meant the possible failure of the entire attempt to
- reach the Summit.</p>
-
- <p>“Peggy,” she declared, next morning, “the men must push on and leave
- you with me here in the camp. I will not permit the expedition to
- fail on my account.”</p>
-
- <p>This seemed a heroic resolution at the moment, with the menacing
- sounds of the night still fresh in her ears, but it was the most
- natural and reasonable thing in the world at the moment, for the sun
- was rising warm and clear and the valley was as peaceful and as
- beautiful as a park.</p>
-
- <p>Mrs. Adams readily agreed to stay, for she was wholly free from the
- ordinary timidities of women, but Ward, though sorely tempted,
- replied:</p>
-
- <p>“No. We’ll wait a day or two longer and see how you come on.”</p>
-
- <p>At this point one of the guides spoke up, saying: “If the women
- would be more comfortable in a cabin, there’s one down here in the
- brush by the lake. I found it this morning when I was wranglin’ the
- horses.”</p>
-
- <p>“A cabin! In this wild place?” said Alice.</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, ma’am—must be a ranger’s cabin.”</p>
-
- <p>Ward mused. “If it’s habitable it would be warmer and safer than a
- tent. Let’s go see about it.”</p>
-
- <p>He came back jubilant. “It doesn’t seem to have been occupied very
- recently, but is in fair shape. We’ll move you right down there.”</p>
-
- <p>The wounded girl welcomed the shelter of a roof, and it was good to
- feel solid logs about her helpless self. The interior of the hut was
- untidy and very rude, but it stood in a delightful nook on the bank
- of a pond just where a small stream fell into the valley, and it
- required but a few minutes of Mrs. Adams’ efforts to clear the place
- out and make it cozy, and soon Alice, groaning faintly, was
- deposited in the rough pole bunk at the dark end of the room. What
- an inglorious end to her exalted ride!</p>
-
- <p>Ward seemed to understand her tears as he stood looking down upon
- her, but he only said: “I dislike leaving you, even for the day. I
- shall give up my trip.”</p>
-
- <p>“No, no! you must go on!” she cried out. “I shall hate myself if you
- don’t go on.”</p>
-
- <p>He reluctantly yielded to her demand, but said: “If I find that we
- can’t get back to-morrow I will send Gage back. He’s a trusty
- fellow. I can’t spare Adams, and Smith and Todd—as you know—are
- paying for their trip.”</p>
-
- <p>Mrs. Adams spoke up firmly. “You need not worry about us. We can get
- along very well without anybody. If you climb the peak you’ll need
- Gage. I’m not afraid. We’re the only people in this valley, and with
- this staunch little cabin I feel perfectly at home.”</p>
-
- <p>“That’s quite true,” replied Ward in a relieved tone. “We are above
- the hunters—no one ever crosses here now. But it will be lonely.”</p>
-
- <p>“Not at all!” Alice assured him. “We shall enjoy being alone in the
- forest.”</p>
-
- <p>With slow and hesitating feet Ward left the two women and swung into
- his saddle. “I guess I’ll send Gage back, anyhow,” he said.</p>
-
- <p>“Don’t think of it!” called Peggy.</p>
-
- <p>As a matter of fact, Alice was glad to have the men pull out. Their
- pity, their reproach, irritated her. It was as if they repeated
- aloud a scornful phrase—“You’re a lovely and tempting creature, but
- you’re a fool-hen just the same.”</p>
-
- <p>The two women spent the day peacefully, save now and then when
- Alice’s wounded foot ached and needed care; but as night began to
- rise in the cañon like the smoke of some hidden, silent,
- subterranean fire, and the high crags glowed in the last rays of the
- sun, each of them acknowledged a touch of that immemorial awe of the
- darkness with which the race began.</p>
-
- <p>Peggy, seating herself in the doorway, described the scene to her
- patient, who could see but little of it. “Oh, but it’s gloriously
- uncanny to be here. Only think! We are now alone with God and His
- animals, and the night.”</p>
-
- <p>“I hope none of God’s bears is roaming about,” replied Alice,
- flippantly.</p>
-
- <p>“There aren’t any bears above the berries. We’re perfectly safe. My
- soul! but it’s a mighty country! I wish you could see the glow on
- the peaks.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m taking my punishment,” replied Alice. “Freeman was very angry,
- wasn’t he?”</p>
-
- <p>“If it breaks off the match I won’t be surprised,” replied Peggy,
- with resigned intonation.</p>
-
- <p>“There wasn’t any match to break off.”</p>
-
- <p>“Well!” replied the other, and as she slowly rose she added: “I
- won’t say that he is perfectly distracted about you, but I do know
- that he thinks more of you than of any other woman in the world, and
- I’ve no doubt he is worrying about you this minute.”</p>
-
- <div class='ce'>
- <div style='margin-top:1.6em;margin-bottom:1.2em;'>II </div>
- </div>
- <p>It was deep moonless night when Alice woke with a start. For a few
- moments she lay wondering what had roused her—then a bright light
- flashed and her companion screamed.</p>
-
- <p>“Who’s there!” demanded the girl.</p>
-
- <p>In that instant flare she saw a man’s face, young, smooth, with dark
- eyes gleaming beneath a broad hat. He stood like a figure of bronze
- while his match was burning, then exclaimed in breathless wonder:</p>
-
- <p>“Great Peter’s ghost! a woman!” Finally he stepped forward and
- looked down upon the white, scared faces as if uncertain of his
- senses. “Two of them!” he whispered. As he struck his second match
- he gently asked: “Would you mind saying how you got here?”</p>
-
- <p>Alice spoke first. “We came up with a geological survey. I got hurt
- and they had to leave us behind.”</p>
-
- <p>“Where’s your party gone?”</p>
-
- <p>“Up to the glaciers.”</p>
-
- <p>“When did they leave?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yesterday morning.”</p>
-
- <p>“When do you expect them back?”</p>
-
- <p>“Not for two or three days.”</p>
-
- <p>He seemed to ponder a moment. “You say you’re hurt? Where?”</p>
-
- <p>“My horse slipped and fell on my foot.”</p>
-
- <p>“Wait a minute,” he commanded. “I’ll rustle a candle. I left one
- here.”</p>
-
- <p>When his form came out of the dark blur behind his candle Alice
- perceived that he was no ordinary hunter. He was young, alert, and
- very good-looking, although his face was stern and his mouth bitter.
- He laid aside his hat as he approached the bunk in which the two
- women were cowering as mice tremble before a cat. For a full minute
- he looked down at them, but at last he smiled and said, in a jocular
- tone:</p>
-
- <p>“You’re sure-enough women, I can see that. You’ll excuse me—but when
- a man comes back to a shack in the middle of the night in a place
- like this and finds a couple of women in a bunk he’s likely to think
- he’s seeing pictures in his sleep.”</p>
-
- <p>“I can understand that,” Alice returned, recovering her
- self-command. “You’re the ranger, I suppose? I told my friend here
- that you might return.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m mighty glad I did,” he said, heartily.</p>
-
- <p>“Thank you; you’re very kind.”</p>
-
- <p>He bent a keen glare upon her. “What’s your name?”</p>
-
- <p>“Alice Mansfield.”</p>
-
- <p>“What’s your friend’s name?”</p>
-
- <p>“Mrs. Adams.”</p>
-
- <p>“Are you a missis, too?”</p>
-
- <p>She hesitated. This was impertinent, but then she herself was an
- intrusive guest. “No,” she answered, “I am not married.”</p>
-
- <p>“Where are you from?”</p>
-
- <p>“New York City.”</p>
-
- <p>“You’re a long way from home.”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, I’m feeling that this minute.” She drew the coverlet a little
- closer to her chin.</p>
-
- <p>He quickly read this sign. “You needn’t be afraid of me.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m not.”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, you are. You’re both all of a tremble and white as two sheep—”</p>
-
- <p>“It isn’t that,” wailed the girl; “but I’ve twisted my foot again.”
- Her moan of pain broke the spell that bound Peggy.</p>
-
- <p>“Would you leave, please, for a moment?” she called to the owner of
- the cabin. “I’ve got to get up and doctor my patient.”</p>
-
- <p>“Sure!” he exclaimed, moving toward the door. “If I can do anything
- let me know.”</p>
-
- <p>As soon as her patient’s aching foot was eased Peggy opened the door
- and peeped out. A faint flare of yellow had come into the east, and
- beside the fire, rolled in his blanket, the ranger was sleeping.
- Frost covered everything and the air was keen.</p>
-
- <p>“He’s out there on the cold ground—with only one blanket.”</p>
-
- <p>“What a shame! Tell him to come inside—I’m not afraid of him.”</p>
-
- <p>“Neither am I—but I don’t believe he’ll come. It’s ’most morning,
- anyway—perhaps I’d better not disturb him.”</p>
-
- <p>“Take one of these quilts to him—that will help some.”</p>
-
- <p>Mrs. Adams lifted one of the coverlets and, stealing softly up, was
- spreading it over the sleeper when he woke with a start, a wild
- glare of alarm in his eyes.</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, it’s you!” he said in relief. Then he added, as he felt the
- extra cover: “That’s mighty white of you. Sure you don’t need it?”</p>
-
- <p>“We can spare it. But won’t you come inside? I’m sorry we drove you
- out of your cabin.”</p>
-
- <p>“That’s all right. I’m used to this. Good night. I’m just about dead
- for sleep.”</p>
-
- <p>Thus dismissed, Peggy went back and lay down beside Alice. “He says
- he’s quite comfortable,” she remarked, “and I hope he is, but he
- doesn’t look it.”</p>
-
- <p>When she woke again it was broad daylight and Alice was turning
- restlessly on her hard bed. In the blaze of the sun all the mystery
- of the night vanished. The incident of the return of the ranger to
- his cabin was as natural as the coming of dawn.</p>
-
- <p>“He probably makes regular trips through here,” said Mrs. Adams.</p>
-
- <p>But the wounded girl silently differed, for she had read in the
- man’s eyes and voice a great deal more than belonged to the
- commonplace character of a forest-ranger. That first vision of his
- face burned deep.</p>
-
- <p>She had seen on the wall of the station at “the road” the
- description of a train-robber which tallied closely with this man’s
- general appearance, and the conviction that she was living in the
- hidden hut of an outlaw grew into a certainty. “I must not let him
- suspect my discovery,” she thought.</p>
-
- <p>Mrs. Adams (who had not read the placard) treated the young fellow
- as if he were one of the forest wardens, manifesting complete
- confidence in him.</p>
-
- <p>He deftly helped her about breakfast, and when she invited him into
- the cabin he came readily, almost eagerly, but he approached Alice’s
- bed with a touch of hesitation, and his glance was softer and his
- voice gentler as he said:</p>
-
- <p>“Well, how do you stack up this morning?”</p>
-
- <p>“Much better, thank you.”</p>
-
- <p>“Must have been a jolt—my coming in last night the way I did?”</p>
-
- <p>“I guess the ‘jolt’ was mutual. You looked surprised.”</p>
-
- <p>He smiled again, a faint, swift half-smile. “Surprised! That’s no
- name for it. For a minute I thought I’d fallen clear through. I hope
- you didn’t get a back-set on account of it.”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh no, thank you.”</p>
-
- <p>“How many men are in your party?”</p>
-
- <p>“Six, counting the guides.”</p>
-
- <p>“Who are the men?”</p>
-
- <p>She named them, and he mused darkly, his eyes on her face. “I reckon
- I can’t wait to make their acquaintance. I’m going on down the Green
- River to-day. I’m sorry to miss ’em. They must be a nice bunch—to
- leave two women alone this way.”</p>
-
- <p>He ate heartily, but with a nicety which betrayed better training
- than is usual to men in his position. He remained silent and in deep
- thought, though his eyes were often on Alice’s face.</p>
-
- <p>As he rose to go he said to Peggy: “Would you mind doing up a little
- grub for me? I don’t know just when I’ll strike another camp.”</p>
-
- <p>“Why, of course! I’ll be glad to. Do you have to go?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, I must pull out,” he replied, and while she was preparing his
- lunch he rolled a blanket and tied it behind his saddle. At last he
- re-entered the cabin and, again advancing to Alice’s bedside,
- musingly remarked: “I hate to leave you women here alone. It doesn’t
- seem right. Are you sure your party will return to-night?”</p>
-
- <p>“Either to-night or to-morrow. Professor Ward intends to climb
- Frémont Peak.”</p>
-
- <p>“Then you won’t see him for three days.” His tone was that of one
- who communes with himself. “I reckon I’d better stay till to-morrow.
- I don’t like the feeling of the air.”</p>
-
- <p>She explained that Gage, one of the guides, would return in case the
- professor wished to remain in the heights.</p>
-
- <p>“Well, I’ll hang around till toward night, anyhow.”</p>
-
- <p>He went away for half an hour, and upon his return presented a
- cleanly shaven face and a much less savage look and bearing. He
- hovered about the door, apparently listening to Peggy’s chatter, but
- having eyes only for the wounded girl. He seized every slightest
- excuse to come in, and his voice softened and his manner changed
- quite as markedly, and at last, while Mrs. Adams was momentarily
- absent, he abruptly said:</p>
-
- <p>“You are afraid of me; I can see it in your eyes. I know why. You
- think you know who I am.”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes; I’m sure of it.”</p>
-
- <p>“What makes you think so?”</p>
-
- <p>“I saw your picture in the railway station.”</p>
-
- <p>He regarded her darkly. “Well, I trust you. You won’t give me away.
- I’m not so sure of her.” He nodded his head toward the open door.</p>
-
- <p>“What would be the good of my betraying you?”</p>
-
- <p>“Two thousand dollars’ reward is a big temptation.”</p>
-
- <p>“Nonsense! If I told—it would be for other reasons. If I were to
- betray your hiding-place it would be because society demands the
- punishment of criminals.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m not a criminal. I never lifted a cent from any man. I didn’t
- get a dollar from the express company—but I tried—I want you to
- know, anyway,” he continued, “that I wouldn’t rob an individual—and
- I wouldn’t have tried this, only I was blind drunk and desperate. I
- needed cash, and needed it bad.”</p>
-
- <p>“What did you need it for?” asked Alice, with a steady look.</p>
-
- <p>He hesitated, and a flush crept across his brown face. His eyes
- wavered. “Well, you see, the old home was mortgaged—and mother was
- sick—”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, bosh! Tell me the truth,” she demanded. “The papers said you
- did it for a girl. Why not be honest with me?”</p>
-
- <p>“I will,” he responded, impulsively. “Yes, that’s right. I did it
- for a girl—and afterward, when I was on the run, what did she do?
- Threw me down! Told everything she knew—the little coyote—and here I
- am hunted like a wolf on account of it.” His face settled into
- savage lines for a moment. But even as he sat thus another light
- came into his eyes. His gaze took account of Alice’s lips and the
- delicate rounded whiteness of her neck and chin. Her like he had
- never met before. The girls he had known giggled; this one smiled.
- His sweetheart used slang and talked of cattle like a herder, but
- this woman’s voice, so sweet and flexible, made delightfully strange
- music to his ears.</p>
-
- <p>Peggy’s return cut short his confidence, and while she was in the
- cabin he sat in silence, his eyes always on the girl. He seized
- every opportunity to speak to her, and each time his voice betrayed
- increasing longing for her favor.</p>
-
- <p>Mrs. Adams, who had conceived a liking for him, ordered him about as
- freely as though he were a hired guide, and he made himself useful
- on the slightest hint.</p>
-
- <p>Alice, on her part, was profoundly interested in him, and whenever
- her foot would permit her to think of anything else, she pitied him.
- In the madness of his need, his love, he had committed an act which
- made all the world his enemy, and yet, as she studied his form and
- expression, her heart filled with regret. He was very attractive in
- the Western way, with nothing furtive or evasive about him.</p>
-
- <p>With a directness quite equal to his own she questioned him about
- his reckless deed.</p>
-
- <p>“Why did you do it?” she exclaimed in despair of his problem.</p>
-
- <p>“I don’t know. Hanged if I do, especially now. Since seeing you I
- think I was crazy—crazy as a loon. If I’d done it for you, now, it
- wouldn’t have been so wild. You’re worth a man’s life. I’d die for
- you.”</p>
-
- <p>This outburst of passion, so fierce and wild, thrilled the girl; she
- grew pale with comprehension of his mood. It meant that the sight of
- her lying there had replaced the old madness with a new one. She was
- unprepared for this furious outflaming of primitive admiration.</p>
-
- <p>“You mustn’t talk like that to me,” she protested, as firmly as she
- could.</p>
-
- <p>He sensed her alarm. “Don’t you be scared,” he said, gently. “I
- didn’t mean to jar you. I only meant that I didn’t know such women
- as you were in the world. I’d trust you. You’ve got steady eyes.
- You’d stick by the man that played his whole soul for you, I can see
- that. I come of pretty good stock. I reckon that’s why you mean so
- much to me. You get hold of me in a way I can’t explain.”</p>
-
- <p>“Why don’t you fly?” she asked him. “Every minute you spend here
- increases your danger. The men may return at any moment.”</p>
-
- <p>“That’s funny, too,” he answered, and a look of singular, musing
- tenderness fell over his face. “I’d rather sit here with you and
- take my chances.”</p>
-
- <p>“But you must not! You are imperiling your life for nothing.”</p>
-
- <p>“You’re mistaken there. I’m getting something every minute—something
- that will stay with me all my life. After I leave you it doesn’t
- matter. I came into the hills just naturally, the way the elk does.
- After that girl reported me, life didn’t count. Seeing you has
- changed me. It matters a whole lot to me this minute, and when I
- leave you it’s stormy sunset for me, sure thing.”</p>
-
- <p>Alice gazed upon him with steady eyes, but her bosom rose and fell
- with the emotion which filled her heart. She debated calling for
- Mrs. Adams, but there was something in the droop of the outlaw’s
- head, in the tone of his voice, which arrested her. However sudden
- and frenzied his admiration might seem to others, it was sincere and
- manly, of that she was persuaded. Nevertheless, she was deeply
- perturbed.</p>
-
- <p>“I wish you would go,” she entreated at last, huskily. “I don’t want
- to see you taken. You have made yourself a criminal and I ought not
- to find excuses for you, but I do. You’re so young. It doesn’t seem
- as if you knew what you were doing. Why don’t you ride away into the
- wild north country and begin a new life somewhere? Can’t you escape
- to Canada?”</p>
-
- <p>He seized eagerly upon her suggestion. “Will you write to me if I
- do?”</p>
-
- <p>“No, I cannot promise that.”</p>
-
- <p>“Why can’t I play the ranger here and wait upon you till the men
- return?”</p>
-
- <p>“Because Professor Ward read that placard with me. He will know you
- instantly. I wish you’d go. Gage may come at any moment now.”</p>
-
- <p>Peggy came in with a disturbed look. “It looks like rain,” she
- announced; “the clouds are settling down all over the peaks.”</p>
-
- <p>The outlaw sprang up and went to the door. “It looked bad when I got
- up,” he said, as he studied the sky. “I guess we’re in for trouble.
- It may be snow.”</p>
-
- <p>His fears were soon realized. Rain began to fall in a thin drizzle,
- and at four o’clock the first faint flakes of snow began to flash
- amid the gray veils of the water-drops. The women looked at each
- other in alarm as the cabin’s interior darkened with the ominous
- shadow of the storm.</p>
-
- <p>“I don’t like this a bit,” said Peggy, after a while. “This is no
- mountain squall. I wish the men were here.”</p>
-
- <p>“It can’t be anything that will last,” replied Alice. “It isn’t time
- for the winter snows.”</p>
-
- <p>“I know,” replied Peggy. “But it’s snowing perfect feather beds now,
- and no wind. Lucky this forest-ranger is here. The men may get lost
- in this storm.”</p>
-
- <p>“Mercy! Don’t speak of such a thing!” exclaimed Alice; but she knew,
- just the same, that Ward and his party were high in the peaks, far,
- far above the cabin, and that the storm there would be
- proportionately fiercer. She listened with growing thankfulness to
- the outlaw’s blows upon the dry limbs of wood that he was chopping
- for the fire. He was very capable and would not desert them—of that
- she felt assured.</p>
-
- <p>As the man worked on, the women both came to keen realization of the
- serious view he took of the storm. He mounted his horse and with his
- rope dragged great bundles of fagots from the thickets. As he came
- up, laden with one of his bundles of hard-won fuel, Mrs. Adams
- asked:</p>
-
- <p>“You don’t think it will keep this up, do you?”</p>
-
- <p>“You never can tell what will happen in these mountains. It doesn’t
- generally snow much till later, but you can’t bank on anything in
- this range.”</p>
-
- <p>Alice called to him and he stepped inside. “What do you think we’d
- better do?” she asked.</p>
-
- <p>“There isn’t a thing you can do, miss. It’s just a case of stick it
- out. It may let up by sundown; but, as it is, your party can’t get
- back to-night, and if you don’t mind I’ll camp down just outside the
- door and keep the fire going.”</p>
-
- <p>“You will be a comfort to us,” she replied, “but I feel that—that
- you ought to be going. Isn’t it dangerous for you? I mean you will
- be shut in here.”</p>
-
- <p>“If I’m shut in, others are shut out,” he answered, with a grim
- smile. “My job is to keep fire.” With these words he returned to his
- work of breaking limbs from the dead firs.</p>
-
- <p>Alice said: “If it does turn out as this—this ranger says—if the
- storm keeps up, you mustn’t let him sleep out in the snow.”</p>
-
- <p>“Of course not,” said Peggy. “He can sleep inside. I trust him
- perfectly—and, besides, you have your revolver.”</p>
-
- <p>Alice smiled a little, wondering how Peggy’s trust would stand the
- strain of a fuller knowledge concerning their guardian’s stirring
- career.</p>
-
- <div class='ce'>
- <div style='margin-top:1.6em;margin-bottom:1.2em;'>III </div>
- </div>
- <p>In spite of her knowledge of the mountains and her natural
- intrepidity of character the wounded girl’s heart sank as the snow
- and the night closed down over the tiny cabin in its covert of firs.
- To be on foot in such gloom in the heart of such a wilderness, was
- sufficiently awe-inspiring, but to be helpless on a hard bed was to
- feel the utter inconsequence of humankind. “Suppose the storm blocks
- the trails so that the men cannot return for a week? What will we do
- for food?”</p>
-
- <p>Each time she heard the outlaw deliver his burden of wood her heart
- warmed to him. He was now her comfort and very present stay. “If it
- should happen that the trails become impassable he alone will stand
- between us and death,” she thought.</p>
-
- <p>The outlaw came in to say, abruptly, “If you weren’t hurt and if I
- weren’t in such a hurry I’d rather enjoy this.”</p>
-
- <p>He slashed his sombrero against his thigh as he spoke, and Mrs.
- Adams answered his remark without knowledge of its inner meaning.</p>
-
- <p>“You mustn’t think of sleeping outdoors to-night—Mr.——?”</p>
-
- <p>“Smith. I belong to the big family, the Smiths,” he promptly
- replied.</p>
-
- <p>“Why don’t you take away that improvised table by the wall and make
- your bed there?”</p>
-
- <p>“We’ll need the table,” he responded in a matter-of-fact tone. “I’ll
- just crawl under it. What’s giving me most trouble is the question
- of grub. They didn’t leave you any too much, did they?”</p>
-
- <p>“But you can kill game, can’t you?” asked Peggy.</p>
-
- <p>“We’re pretty high up for elk, and the blue grouse are scarce this
- year, but I reckon I can jump a deer or a ground-hog. We won’t
- starve, anyway.”</p>
-
- <p>Alice perceived in his voice a note of exultation. He was glad of
- his reprieve, and the thought of being her protector, at least for
- the night, filled him with joy. She read his mind easily and the
- romance of this relationship stirred her own heart. The dramatic
- possibilities of the situation appealed to her. At any moment the
- men might return and force her into the rôle of defender. On the
- other hand, they might be confined for days together in this little
- cabin, and in this enforced intimacy Peggy was sure to discover his
- secret and his adoration.</p>
-
- <p>The little hovel was filled with the golden light of the blazing
- fagots, and through the open door Alice could see the feathery
- crystals falling in a wondrous, glittering curtain across the night.
- The stream roared in subdued voice as though oppressed by the snows,
- and the shadow of the fugitive as he moved about the fire had a
- savage, primal significance which awed the girl into silence.</p>
-
- <p>He was very deft in camp work, and cooked their supper for them
- almost as well as they could have done it themselves, but he refused
- to sit at the table with Peggy. “I’ll just naturally stick to my
- slicker, if you don’t mind. I’m wet and my hands are too grimy to
- eat with a lady.”</p>
-
- <p>Alice continued to talk to him, always with an under-current of
- meaning which he easily read and adroitly answered. This care, this
- double meaning, drew them ever closer in spirit, and the girl took
- an unaccountable pleasure in it.</p>
-
- <p>After supper he took his seat in the open doorway, and the girl in
- the bunk looked upon him with softened glance. She had no fear of
- him now; on the contrary, she mentally leaned upon him. Without him
- the night would be a terror, the dawn an uncertainty. The brave
- self-reliance of his spirit appeared in stronger light as she
- considered that for weeks he had been camping alone, and that but
- for this accident to her he would be facing this rayless wintry
- night in solitude.</p>
-
- <p>He began again to question her. “I wish you’d tell me more about
- yourself,” he said, his dark eyes fixed upon her. “I can’t
- understand why any girl like you should come up here with a bunch of
- rock-sharps. Are you tied up to the professor?”</p>
-
- <p>If Peggy expected her patient to resent this question she must have
- been surprised, for Alice merely smiled as if at the impertinence of
- a child.</p>
-
- <p>Mrs. Adams replied: “I can tell you that she is—and a very fortunate
- girl her friends think her.”</p>
-
- <p>He turned to her with unmoved face. “You mean he’s got money, I
- reckon.”</p>
-
- <p>“Money and brains and good looks and a fine position.”</p>
-
- <p>“That’s about the whole works, ain’t it—leastwise he will have it
- all when he gets you. A man like that doesn’t deserve what he’s got.
- He’s a chump. Do you suppose I’d go off and leave you alone in a
- hole like this with a smashed leg? I’d never bring you into such a
- country, in the first place. And I certainly wouldn’t leave you just
- to study a shack of ice on the mountainside.”</p>
-
- <p>“I urged him to go, and, besides, Peggy is mistaken; we’re not
- engaged.”</p>
-
- <p>“But he left you! That’s what sticks in my crop. He can’t be just
- right in his head. If I had any chance of owning you I’d never let
- you out of my sight. I wouldn’t take a chance. I don’t understand
- these city fellows. I reckon their blood is thinned with ice-water.
- If I had you I’d be scared every minute for fear of losing you. I’d
- be as dangerous to touch as a silver-tip. If I had any place to take
- you I’d steal you right now.”</p>
-
- <p>This was more than banter. Even Mrs. Adams perceived the passion
- quivering beneath his easy, low-toned speech. He was in truth
- playing with the conception of seizing this half-smiling,
- half-musing girl whose helpless body was at once a lure and an
- inspiration. It was perfectly evident that he was profoundly
- stirred.</p>
-
- <p>And so was Alice. “What,” she dared ask herself, “will become of
- this?”</p>
-
- <div class='ce'>
- <div style='margin-top:1.6em;margin-bottom:1.2em;'>IV </div>
- </div>
- <p>To the outlaw in the Rocky Mountain cabin in that stormy night it
- was in every respect the climax of his life. As he sat in the
- doorway, looking at the fire and over into the storm beyond, he
- realized that he was shaken by a wild, crude lyric of passion. Here
- was, to him, the pure emotion of love. All the beautiful things he
- had ever heard or read of girlhood, of women, of marriage, rose in
- his mind to make this night an almost intolerable blending of joy
- and sorrow, hope and despair.</p>
-
- <p>To stay time in its flight, to make this hour his own, to cheat the
- law, to hold the future at bay—these were the avid desires, the vague
- resolutions, of his brain. So sure as the day came this happiness
- would end. To-morrow he must resume his flight, resigning his
- new-found jewel into the hands of another. To this thought he
- returned again and again, each time with new adoration for the girl
- and added fury and hate against his relentless pursuers and himself.
- He did not spare himself! “Gad! what a fool I’ve been—and yet, if I
- had been less a fool I would not be here and I would never have met
- her.” He ended with a glance toward Alice.</p>
-
- <p>Then he arose, closed the door of the cabin, and stood without
- beside the fire, so that the women might prepare for bed. His first
- thought of suicide came to him. Why not wait with his love as long
- as possible—stay till the law’s hand was in the air above his head,
- uplifted to strike, and then, in this last moment, die with this
- latest, more glorious passion as climax to his career? To flee meant
- endless fear, torment. To be captured meant defeat, utter and final
- dismay.</p>
-
- <p>A knock upon the door startled him, and Peggy’s voice cut short his
- meditation. “You can come in now, Mr. Smith,” she said.</p>
-
- <p>The broad crystals were still falling thickly and the fire was
- hissing and spluttering around a huge root which he had rolled upon
- it. In its light the cabin stood hardly higher than a kennel, and
- yet it housed the woman whose glance had transformed his world into
- something mystical. A man of commonplace ancestry would have felt
- only an animal delight in shelter and warmth, but this youth was
- stirred to a spiritual exaltation. The girl’s bosom, the rounded
- beauty of her neck, appealed to him, but so also did the steady
- candor of her gaze and the sweet courage of her lips. Her
- helplessness roused his protective instinct, and her words, the
- sound of her voice, so precise, so alien-sweet, filled him with
- bitter sadness, and he re-entered the house in such spirit of
- self-abasement as he had never known before.</p>
-
- <p>He lay down upon the hard floor in silence, his audacity gone, his
- reckless courage deep-sunk in gloomy foreboding.</p>
-
- <p>Alice, on her part, could not free her mind from the burden of his
- crime. He was so young, and so handsome, to be hunted like a noxious
- beast! She had at the moment more concern of him than of Ward, and
- in this lay a certain disloyalty. She sighed deeply as she thought
- of the outlaw resuming his flight next day. Would it not be better
- for him to sacrifice himself to the vengeance of the state at once
- and so end it? What right had she to shield him from the law’s
- demand? “He is a criminal, after all. He must pay for his rash act.”</p>
-
- <p>She could not sleep, and when he rose to feed the fire she softly
- asked, “Does it still storm?”</p>
-
- <p>“No,” he answered in a tone that voiced disappointment; “the sky is
- clear.”</p>
-
- <p>“Isn’t that cheering!” she exclaimed, still in the same hushed
- voice.</p>
-
- <p>“For you,” he replied. “For me it’s another story.” He felt the
- desire for a secret consultation which moved her, and on his way
- back to his corner he halted and fixed his eyes upon her in hungry
- admiration of her fire-lit face. Then he spoke. “I should have
- pulled out before the storm quit. They can trail me now. But no
- matter; I’ve known you.”</p>
-
- <p>She still kept to ambiguous speech. “Wouldn’t it be better to give
- up and take your—misfortune, and begin again? Professor Ward and I
- will do all we can to help you.”</p>
-
- <p>“That’s mighty white of you,” he responded, slowly. “But I can’t
- stand the thought of confinement. I’ve been free as an Injun all my
- life. Every way of the wind has been open to me. No; just as long as
- I can find a wild spot I must keep moving. If it comes to ‘hands
- up!’ I take the short cut.” He tapped his revolver as he spoke.</p>
-
- <p>“You mustn’t do that,” she entreated. “Promise me you won’t think of
- that!”</p>
-
- <p>He made a stride toward her, but a movement of her companion checked
- him.</p>
-
- <p>“Is it morning?” Peggy sleepily asked.</p>
-
- <p>“Not quite,” answered the outlaw, “but it’s time for me to be
- moving. I’d like to hear from you sometime,” he said to Alice, and
- his voice betrayed his sadness and tenderness. “Where could I reach
- you?”</p>
-
- <p>She gave her address with a curious sense of wrongdoing.</p>
-
- <p>He listened intently. “I’ll remember that,” he said, “when I’ve
- forgotten everything else. And now—” He reached his hand to her and
- she took it.</p>
-
- <p>“Poor boy! I’m sorry for you!” she whispered.</p>
-
- <p>Her words melted his heart. Dropping on his knees beside her bed, he
- pressed her fingers to his lips, then rose. “I’ll see you
- again—somewhere—sometime,” he said, brokenly. “Good-by.”</p>
-
- <p>No sooner had the door closed behind the outlaw than Peggy rose in
- her place beside Alice and voiced her mystification. “Now what is
- the meaning of all that?”</p>
-
- <p>“Don’t ask me,” replied the girl. “I don’t feel like talking, and my
- foot is aching dreadfully. Can’t you get up and bathe it? I hate to
- ask you—but it hurts me so.”</p>
-
- <p>Peggy sprang up and began to dress, puffing and whistling with
- desperation. As soon as she was dressed she ran to the door and
- opened it. All was still, a world of green and white. “The fire is
- almost out,” she reported, “and I can see Mr. Smith’s horse’s
- tracks.”</p>
-
- <div class='ce'>
- <div style='margin-top:1.6em;margin-bottom:1.2em;'>V </div>
- </div>
- <p>It was about ten o’clock when a couple of horsemen suddenly rounded
- the point of the forest and rode into the clearing. One of them, a
- slender, elderly man with gray, curly beard and a skin like red
- leather, dismounted and came slowly to the door, and though his eyes
- expressed surprise at meeting women in such a place, he was very
- polite.</p>
-
- <p>“Mornin’, ma’am,” he said, with suave inflection.</p>
-
- <p>“Good morning,” Peggy replied.</p>
-
- <p>“Fine snowy mornin’.”</p>
-
- <p>“It is so.” She was a little irritated by the fixed stare of his
- round, gray eyes.</p>
-
- <p>He became more direct. “May I ask who you are and how you happen to
- be here, ma’am?”</p>
-
- <p>“You may. I’m Mrs. Adams. I came up here with my husband, Professor
- Adams.”</p>
-
- <p>“Where is he?”</p>
-
- <p>“He has gone up the trail toward Frémont. He is a botanist.”</p>
-
- <p>“Is that his horse’s tracks?”</p>
-
- <p>Alice called sharply, “Peggy!”</p>
-
- <p>Mrs. Adams turned abruptly and went in.</p>
-
- <p>The stranger turned a slow gaze upon his companion.</p>
-
- <p>“Well, this beats me. ’Pears like we’re on the wrong trail, Bob. I
- reckon we’ve just naturally overhauled a bunch of tourists.”</p>
-
- <p>“Better go in and see what’s inside,” suggested the other man,
- slipping from his horse.</p>
-
- <p>“All right. You stay where you are.”</p>
-
- <p>As he stepped to the door and rapped, Peggy opened it, but Alice
- took up the inquiry.</p>
-
- <p>“What do you want?” she asked, imperiously.</p>
-
- <p>The man, after looking keenly about, quietly replied: “I’m wonderin’
- how you women come to be here alone, but first of all I want to know
- who made them tracks outside the door?”</p>
-
- <p>Alice ignored the latter part of his question and set about
- satisfying his wonder. “We came up here with a geological survey,
- but my horse fell on my foot and I couldn’t ride, so the men had to
- leave me behind—”</p>
-
- <p>“Alone?” sharply interrogated the man.</p>
-
- <p>“No; one man stayed.”</p>
-
- <p>“What was his name?”</p>
-
- <p>“I don’t know. We called him Smith.”</p>
-
- <p>“Was he the man that rode away this morning?”</p>
-
- <p>“What does that matter to you?” asked the girl. “Why are you so
- inquisitive?”</p>
-
- <p>He maintained his calm tone of mild authority. “I’m the sheriff of
- Uinta County, ma’am, and I’m looking for a man who’s been hiding out
- in this basin. I was trailin’ him close when the snow came on
- yesterday, and I didn’t know but what these tracks was his.”</p>
-
- <p>Peggy turned toward Alice with an involuntary expression of
- enlightenment, and the sheriff read it quickly. Slipping between the
- two women, he said:</p>
-
- <p>“Jest a minute, miss. What sort of a looking man was this Smith?”</p>
-
- <p>Alice took up the story. “He was rather small and dark—wasn’t he,
- Peggy?”</p>
-
- <p>Peggy considered. “I didn’t notice him particularly. Yes, I think he
- was.”</p>
-
- <p>The man outside called: “Hurry up, Cap. It’s beginning to snow
- again.”</p>
-
- <p>The sheriff withdrew toward the door. “You’re both lying,” he
- remarked without heat, “but it don’t matter. We’ll mighty soon
- overhaul this man on the horse—whoever he is. If you’ve been
- harboring Hall McCord we’ll have to take you, too.” With that threat
- as a farewell he mounted his horse and rode away.</p>
-
- <p>Peggy turned to Alice. “Did you know that young fellow was an
- outlaw?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes: I saw his picture and description on a placard in the railway
- station. I recognized him at once.”</p>
-
- <p>“Why didn’t you tell me?”</p>
-
- <p>“Well, I liked his looks, and, besides, I wanted to find out if he
- were really bad or only unfortunate.”</p>
-
- <p>“What has he done?”</p>
-
- <p>“They say he held up a train!”</p>
-
- <p>“Merciful Heavens! a train-robber! What’s his real name?”</p>
-
- <p>“The name on the placard was Hall McCord.”</p>
-
- <p>“And to think he was in the same room with us last night, and you
- were chumming with him! I can’t understand you. Are you sure he is
- the robber?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes. He confessed to having tried to rob the express car.”</p>
-
- <p>“He seemed such a nice fellow. How did he come to do it?”</p>
-
- <p>Alice concluded not to honor the other girl by bringing her into the
- discussion. “Oh, it is hard to say. Need of money, I suppose. Poor
- boy, I pity him.”</p>
-
- <p>“They’ll get him, sure. They can follow his tracks as easy as
- anything. I don’t suppose I ought to say it, but I hope he’ll get
- away. Don’t you?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, I do!” was Alice’s fervent response. “But see! it’s snowing
- again. It may cover his trail.”</p>
-
- <p>Peggy went to the door and gazed long and keenly at the peaks. When
- she turned her face was solemn. “Allie, this is getting pretty
- serious for us. If the men don’t come to-day they may get snowed up
- entirely.”</p>
-
- <p>Alice stifled a wail. “Oh, if I were only able to walk I wouldn’t
- mind. I could help gather fuel and keep the fire going.”</p>
-
- <p>“There’s plenty of wood for another day, but I’m worried about the
- men. Suppose they are up on that glacier?”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m not worried about them, but I know they are worrying about us.
- They’ll surely start back this morning; but they may not be able to
- reach us till night.”</p>
-
- <p>The light of the morning had turned gray and feeble. The air was
- still and the forest soundless, save now and then when a snow-laden
- branch creaked with its burden.</p>
-
- <p>There was something majestic as well as menacing in this
- all-pervading solemn hush.</p>
-
- <p>Peggy went about her duties as cheerfully as she could, but with a
- wider knowledge of mountaineering than Alice had. She was at heart
- quite terrified. “We’re going to miss our nice outlaw,” she
- remarked. “He was so effective as a purveyor of wood.” Then she went
- to the door and looked out. “That sheriff will never keep his
- trail,” she said.</p>
-
- <p>“What’s that?” suddenly asked Alice.</p>
-
- <p>Both listened. “I hear it!” whispered Peggy. “It’s a horse—there!
- Some one spoke.”</p>
-
- <p>“It’s Freeman!” Alice joyously called out. “Coo-hoo!”</p>
-
- <p>No one replied, and Peggy, rushing to the door, met the young
- outlaw, who appeared on the threshold with stern, set face.</p>
-
- <p>“Who’s been here since I left? Your party?”</p>
-
- <p>Peggy recoiled in surprise and alarm, and Alice cried out, “Why did
- you come back?”</p>
-
- <p>“Two men on horseback have been here since I left. Who were they?”
- His voice was full of haste.</p>
-
- <p>“One of them said—he was the—the sheriff,” Alice replied, faintly.</p>
-
- <p>He smiled then, a kind of terrifying humor in his eyes. “Well, the
- chances are he knew. They took my trail, of course, and left in a
- hurry. Expected to overhaul me on the summit. They’ve got their work
- cut out for ’em.”</p>
-
- <p>“How did they miss you?” the girl asked, huskily.</p>
-
- <p>“Well, you see, when I got up where I could view the sky I was dead
- sure we were in for a whooping big snow-storm, and I just couldn’t
- leave you girls up here all alone, so I struck right down the cañon
- in the bed of the creek—the short cut. I don’t like to backtrail,
- anyway; it’s a bad habit to get into. I like to leave as blind a
- trail as I can.” His face lightened up, grew boyish again. “They’re
- sure up against a cold proposition about now. They’ll lose my track
- among the rocks, but they’ll figure I’ve hustled right on over into
- Pine Creek, and if they don’t freeze to death in the pass they’ll
- come out at Glover’s haymeadow to-morrow night. How’s the wood-pile
- holding out?”</p>
-
- <p>“Please go!” cried Alice. “Take your chance now and hurry away.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m not used to leaving women in such a fix. The moment I saw that
- blizzard was beginning all over again I turned back.”</p>
-
- <p>“You haven’t had any breakfast?” said Peggy.</p>
-
- <p>“Nothing to speak of,” he replied, dryly. “I wasn’t thinking of
- breakfast when I pulled out.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’ll get you some.”</p>
-
- <p>Alice could not throw off the burden of his danger. “What will you
- do when my people return?”</p>
-
- <p>“I don’t know—trust to luck.”</p>
-
- <p>“You are very foolish. They are certain to come to-day.”</p>
-
- <p>“They won’t know who I am if you women don’t give me away.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m sure Freeman—Professor Ward—will know you, for he also saw the
- placard.”</p>
-
- <p>“That’s no sign. Suppose he does—maybe he won’t think it is his job
- to interfere. Anyway”—here his voice became decisive—“I won’t leave
- you in such a fix as this.” His eyes spoke to her of that which his
- tongue could not utter. “I wanted an excuse to come back, anyway,”
- he concluded. “No matter what comes now, my job is here to protect
- you.”</p>
-
- <p>She did not rebuke him, and Peggy—though she wondered at his
- tone—was too grateful for his presence even to question Alice’s
- motive in permitting such remarks.</p>
-
- <p>As for Alice, she felt herself more and more involved in the tangled
- skein of his mysterious life. His sudden and reckless abandonment of
- the old love which had ruined him, and the new and equally
- irrational regard which he now professed for her, filled her with a
- delicious marveling.</p>
-
- <p>He appealed to a woman’s imagination. He had the spice of the
- unknown. In her relationship with Ward there was no danger, no
- mystery—his courtship narrowly escaped being commonplace. She had
- accepted his attentions and expected to marry him, and yet the
- thought of the union produced, at its warmest, merely a glow of
- comfort, a sense of security, whereas the hint of being loved and
- protected by this Rob Roy of the hills, this reckless Rough Rider of
- the wilderness, was instinct with romance. Of course his devotion
- was a crazy folly, and yet, lying there in her rough bunk, with an
- impenetrable wall of snow shutting out the rest of the world, it was
- hard not to feel that this man and his future had become an
- inescapable part of her life—a part which grew in danger and in
- charm from hour to hour.</p>
-
- <p>Full two miles above the level of her own home, surrounded by peaks
- unscalably wild and lonely, deserted by those who should care for
- her, was it strange that she should return this man’s adoring gaze
- with something of the primal woman’s gratitude and submission?</p>
-
- <p>The noon darkened into dusk as they talked, slowly, with long
- pauses, and one by one the stirring facts of the rover’s life came
- out. From his boyhood he had always done the reckless thing. He had
- known no restraint till, as a member of the Rough Riders, he yielded
- a partial obedience to his commanders. When the excitement of the
- campaigns was over he had deserted and gone back to the round-up
- wagon and the campfire.</p>
-
- <p>In the midst of his confidences he maintained a reserve about his
- family which showed more self-mastery than anything else about him.
- That he was the black sheep of an honorable flock became
- increasingly evident. He had been the kind of lad who finds in the
- West a fine field for dare-devil adventure. And yet there were
- unstirred depths in the man. He was curious about a small book which
- Alice kept upon her bed, and which she read from time to time with
- serene meditation on her face.</p>
-
- <p>“What is that?” he asked.</p>
-
- <p>“My Bible.”</p>
-
- <p>“Can I see it?”</p>
-
- <p>“Certainly.”</p>
-
- <p>He took it carefully and read the title on the back, then turned a
- few of the leaves. “I’m not much on reading,” he said, “but I’ve got
- a sister that sends me tracts, and the like.” He returned to the
- fly-leaf.</p>
-
- <p>“Is this your name?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes.”</p>
-
- <p>“‘Alice Mansfield,’” he read; “beautiful name! ‘New York City’!
- That’s pretty near the other side of the world to me.” He studied
- the address with intent look. “I’d like to buy this book. How much
- will you take for it?”</p>
-
- <p>“I’ll trade it for your weapon,” she replied.</p>
-
- <p>He looked at her narrowly. “You mean something by that. I reckon I
- follow you. No, I can’t do that—not now. If I get into business over
- the line I’ll disarm, but in this country a fellow needs to be
- protected. I want this book!”</p>
-
- <p>“For the fly-leaf?”</p>
-
- <p>He smiled in return. “You’ve hit it.”</p>
-
- <p>She hesitated. “I’ll give you the book if you’ll promise to read
- it.”</p>
-
- <p>He clapped the covers together and put the volume in his pocket.
- “It’s mine! I’ll read every word of it, if it takes an age, and
- here’s my hand on it.”</p>
-
- <p>She gave him her hand, and in this clasp something came to her from
- his clutching fingers which sobered her. She drew her hand away
- hastily and said: “If you read that book—and think about it—it will
- change your whole world.”</p>
-
- <p>He, too, lost his brightness. “Well, I’m not so anxious to keep up
- this kind of life. But if anybody changes me it will be you.”</p>
-
- <p>“Hush!” she warned with lifted finger.</p>
-
- <p>He fell back, and after a little silence went out to wait upon the
- fire.</p>
-
- <p>“It seems to me,” said Peggy, reprovingly, “that you’re too gracious
- with this mountaineer; he’s getting presumptuous.”</p>
-
- <p>“He doesn’t mean to be. It’s his unsophisticated way. Anyhow, we
- can’t afford to be captious to our host.”</p>
-
- <p>“That’s true,” admitted Peggy.</p>
-
- <p>The night shut down with the snow still falling, but with a growing
- chill in the air.</p>
-
- <p>“The flakes are finer,” the outlaw announced, as he came in a little
- later. “That is a good sign. It is growing colder and the wind is
- changing. It will pinch hard before sun-up, and the worst of it,
- there’s no way to warm this cabin. We can’t have the door open
- to-night. I’m worried about you,” he said to Alice. “If only those
- chumps had left a man-size ax!”</p>
-
- <p>The two women understood that this night was to bring them into
- closer intimacy with the stranger than before. He could not remain
- outdoors, and though they now knew something of his desperate
- character, they had no fear of him. He had shown his chivalry. No
- one could have been more considerate of them, for he absented
- himself at Peggy’s request instantly and without suggestion of
- jocularity, and when he came in and found them both in bed he said:</p>
-
- <p>“I reckon I’ll not make down to-night—you’ll need all your blankets
- before morning”; and thereupon without weighing their protests,
- proceeded to spread the extra cover over them.</p>
-
- <p>Alice looked up at him in the dim light of the candle and softly
- asked: “What will you do? You will suffer with cold!”</p>
-
- <p>“Don’t worry about me; I’m an old campaigner. I still have a blanket
- to wrap around my shoulders. I’ll snooze in a corner. If you hear me
- moving around don’t be worried; I’m hired to keep the fire going
- even if it doesn’t do us much good inside.”</p>
-
- <p>The chill deepened. The wind began to roar, and great masses of
- snow, dislodged from the tall trees above the cabin, fell upon its
- roof with sounds like those of soft, slow footfalls. Strange noises
- of creaking and groaning and rasping penetrated to Alice’s ears, and
- she cowered half in fear, half in joy of her shelter and her male
- protector. Men were fine animals for the wild.</p>
-
- <p>She fell asleep at last, seeing her knight’s dim form propped
- against the wall, wrapped in a blanket Indian-wise, his head bowed
- over the book she had given him, a candle smoking in his hand.</p>
-
- <p>She woke when he rose to feed the fire, and the current of cold air
- which swept in caused her to cover her mouth with the blanket. He
- turned toward her.</p>
-
- <p>“It’s all over for sure, this time,” he said. “It’s cold and goin’
- to be colder. How are you standing it? If your feet are cold I can
- heat a stone. How is the hurt foot?” He drew near and looked down
- upon her anxiously.</p>
-
- <p>“Very much easier, thank you.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m mighty glad of that. I wish I could take the pain all on
- myself.”</p>
-
- <p>“You have troubles of your own,” she answered, as lightly as she
- could.</p>
-
- <p>“That’s true, too,” he agreed in the same tone. “So many that a
- little one more or less wouldn’t count.”</p>
-
- <p>“Do you call my wound little?”</p>
-
- <p>“I meant the foot was little—”</p>
-
- <p>She checked him.</p>
-
- <p>“I didn’t mean to make light of it. It sure is no joke.” He added,
- “I’ve made a start on the book.”</p>
-
- <p>“How do you like it?”</p>
-
- <p>“I don’t know yet,” he answered, and went back to his corner.</p>
-
- <p>She snuggled under her warm quilts again, remorseful, yet not daring
- to suggest a return of the blanket he had lent. When she woke again
- he was on his feet, swinging his arms silently. His candle had gone
- out, but a faint light was showing in the room.</p>
-
- <p>“Is it morning?” she asked.</p>
-
- <p>“Just about,” he replied, stretching like a cat.</p>
-
- <p>The dawn came gloriously. The sun in far-splashing splendor slanted
- from peak to peak, painting purple shadows on the snow and warming
- the boles of the tall trees till they shone like fretted gold. The
- jays cried out as if in exultation of the ending of the tempest, and
- the small stream sang over its icy pebbles with resolute cheer. It
- was a land to fill a poet with awe and ecstatic praise—a radiant,
- imperial, and merciless landscape. Trackless, almost soundless, the
- mountain world lay waiting for the alchemy of the sun.</p>
-
- <div class='ce'>
- <div style='margin-top:1.6em;margin-bottom:1.2em;'>VI </div>
- </div>
- <p>The morning was well advanced when a far, faint halloo broke through
- the silence of the valley. The ranger stood like a statue, while
- Peggy cried out:</p>
-
- <p>“It’s one of our men!”</p>
-
- <p>Alice turned to the outlaw with anxious face. “If it’s the sheriff
- stay in here with me. Let me plead for you. I want him to know what
- you’ve done for us.”</p>
-
- <p>The look that came upon his face turned her cold with fear. “If it
- is the sheriff—” He did not finish, but she understood.</p>
-
- <p>The halloo sounded nearer and the outlaw’s face lightened. “It’s one
- of your party. He is coming up from below.”</p>
-
- <p>Impatiently they waited for the new-comer to appear, and though he
- seemed to draw nearer at every shout, his progress was very slow. At
- last the man appeared on the opposite bank of the stream. He was
- covered with snow and stumbling along like a man half dead with
- hunger and fatigue.</p>
-
- <p>“Why, it’s Gage!” exclaimed Peggy.</p>
-
- <p>It was indeed the old hunter, and as he drew near his gaunt and
- bloodless face was like that of a starved and hunted animal. His
- first word was an anxious inquiry, “How are ye?”</p>
-
- <p>“All well,” Peggy answered.</p>
-
- <p>“And the crippled girl?”</p>
-
- <p>“Doing nicely. Thanks to Mr. Smith here, we did not freeze. Are you
- hungry?”</p>
-
- <p>The guide looked upon the outlaw with glazed, protruding eyes.
- “Hungry? I’m done. I’ve been wallerin’ in the snow all night and I’m
- just about all in.”</p>
-
- <p>“Where are the others?” called Alice from her bed.</p>
-
- <p>Gage staggered to the door. “They’re up at timber-line. I left them
- day before yesterday. I tried to get here, but I lost my bearin’s
- and got on the wrong side o’ the creek. ’Pears like I kept on the
- wrong side o’ the hog-back. Then my horse gave out, and that set me
- afoot. I was plum scared to death about you folks. I sure was.”</p>
-
- <p>Peggy put some food before him and ordered him into silence. “Talk
- later,” she said.</p>
-
- <p>The outlaw turned to Alice. “That explains it. Your Professor Ward
- trusted to this man to take care of you and stayed in camp. You
- can’t blame him.”</p>
-
- <p>Gage seemed to have suddenly become old, almost childish. “I never
- was lost before,” he muttered, sadly. “I reckon something must have
- went wrong in my head. ’Pears like I’m gettin’ old and foolish.”</p>
-
- <p>Alice exchanged glances with the outlaw. It was plain that he was in
- no danger from this dazed and weakened old man who could think of
- nothing but the loss of his sense of direction.</p>
-
- <p>As the day advanced the sun burned clear. At noon it was warm enough
- to leave the door open, and Alice, catching glimpses of the flaming
- world of silver and purple and gold, was filled with a desire to
- quit her dark corner.</p>
-
- <p>“I’m going to get up!” she exclaimed. “I won’t lie here any longer.”</p>
-
- <p>“Don’t try it!” protested Peggy.</p>
-
- <p>“I’m going to do it!” she insisted. “I can hobble to the door if you
- help me.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’ll carry you,” said the outlaw. “Wrap her up and I’ll get her a
- seat.”</p>
-
- <p>And so, while Mrs. Adams wrapped her patient in a blanket, the
- outlaw dragged one of the rough, ax-hewn benches to the door and
- covered it with blankets. He put a stone to heat and then re-entered
- just as Alice, supported by Peggy, was setting foot to the floor.
- Swiftly, unhesitatingly, and very tenderly he put his arms about her
- and lifted her to the bench in the doorway before the fire.</p>
-
- <p>It was so sweet to feel that wondrous body in his arms. His daring
- to do it surprised her, but her own silent acquiescence, and the
- shiver of pleasure which came with the embarrassment of it, confused
- and troubled her.</p>
-
- <p>“That’s better,” he said as he dropped to the ground and drew the
- blankets close about her feet. “I’ll have a hot stone for you in a
- minute.”</p>
-
- <p>He went about these ministrations with an inward ecstasy which shone
- in his eyes and trembled in his voice. But as she furtively studied
- his face and observed the tremor of his hands in tender ministration
- she lost all fear of him.</p>
-
- <p>After three days in her dark corner of the hut the sunshine was
- wondrously inspiring to the girl, although the landscape on which
- she gazed was white and wild as December. It was incredible that
- only a few hours lay between the flower-strewn valley of her
- accident and this silent and desolate, yet beautiful, wilderness of
- snow. And so, as she looked into the eyes of the outlaw, it seemed
- as though she had known him from spring to winter, and her wish to
- help him grew with every hour of their acquaintanceship.</p>
-
- <p>She planned his defense before Ward and Adams. “When they know how
- kind and helpful he has been they can but condone his one rash
- deed,” she argued in conclusion.</p>
-
- <p>He was sitting at her feet, careless of time, the law, content with
- her nearness, and mindful only of her comfort, when a distant
- rifle-shot brought him to his feet with the swiftness of the
- startled stag.</p>
-
- <p>“That’s your expedition,” he said, “or some one who needs help.”</p>
-
- <p>Again the shots rang out, <i>one</i>, <i>two</i>, <i>three</i>—<i>one</i>, <i>two</i>,
- <i>three</i>.
- </p>
-
- <p>“It’s a signal! It’s your party!”</p>
-
- <p>Peggy uttered a cry of joy and rushed outside, but Alice turned an
- unquiet gaze on the outlaw. “You’d better fly!”</p>
-
- <p>“What is the use?” he answered, bitterly. “The snow is so deep there
- is no show to cross the range, and my horse is weak and hungry.”</p>
-
- <p>Gage appeared at the door. “Lemme take your gun, stranger; I want to
- answer the signal.”</p>
-
- <p>“Where’s your own?”</p>
-
- <p>“I left it on my horse,” the old man answered, sheepishly.</p>
-
- <p>The young fellow looked at Alice with a keen glitter in his eyes.
- “I’ll make answer myself,” he said; “I’m very particular about my
- barkers.”</p>
-
- <p>Alice, as she heard his revolver’s answering word leap into the
- silent air and bound and rebound along the cliffs, was filled with a
- sudden fear that the sheriff might be guided back by the sound—and
- this indeed the fugitive himself remarked as he came back to his
- seat beside her.</p>
-
- <p>“If he’s anywhere on this side of the divide he’ll sure come back.
- But I’ve done my best. The Lord God Almighty has dropped the snow
- down here and shut me in with you, and I’m not complaining.”</p>
-
- <p>There was no answer to be made to this fatalism of utterance, and
- none to the worship of his eyes.</p>
-
- <p>“Lift me up!” commanded Alice; “I want to look out and see if I can
- see anybody.”</p>
-
- <p>The outlaw took her in his arms, supporting her in the threshold in
- order that she might see over the vast sea of white. But no human
- being was to be seen.</p>
-
- <p>“Take me back—inside,” Alice said to the man who had her in his
- arms. “I feel cold here.”</p>
-
- <p>Once again, and with a feeling that it was, perhaps, for the last
- time, he carried her back to her bench and re-enveloped her in her
- blankets.</p>
-
- <p>“Stay here with me now,” she whispered to him, as she looked up into
- his face.</p>
-
- <p>And the outlaw, filled with gladness and pride, threw himself on the
- floor beside her.</p>
-
- <div class='ce'>
- <div style='margin-top:1.6em;margin-bottom:1.2em;'>VII </div>
- </div>
- <p>The signal pistol-shots came nearer and nearer, but very slowly; and
- as the outlaw sat beside Alice’s couch he took her Bible from his
- pocket and said:</p>
-
- <p>“I made a stab at reading this last night.”</p>
-
- <p>She smiled. “I saw you. How did you like it?”</p>
-
- <p>“I didn’t exactly get aboard someway.”</p>
-
- <p>“What was the trouble?”</p>
-
- <p>“I guess it was because I kept thinking of you—and my own place in
- the game. Three days ago I didn’t care what became of me, but now I
- want a chance. I don’t see any chance coming my way, but if I had
- I’d make use of it.” He looked at her a moment in silence, then with
- sudden intensity broke forth. “Do you know what you mean to me? When
- I look at your face and eyes I’m hungry for you.”</p>
-
- <p>She shrank from him and called to Mrs. Adams.</p>
-
- <p>He went on. “Oh, you needn’t be afraid. I just wanted to say it,
- that’s all. If there was only some other way to straighten
- myself—but I can’t go to jail. I can’t stand up to be clipped like a
- poodle-dog, then put on striped clothing and walk lock-step—I can’t
- do it! They’ll put me in for ten years. I’d be old when I got out.”
- He shuddered. “No, I won’t do that! I’d rather die here in the
- hills.”</p>
-
- <p>She grew white in sympathy. “It is a frightful price to pay for one
- insane act, and yet—crime should be punished.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m getting my punishment now,” he replied, with darkly brooding
- glance. “There’s a good old man and two women, my sisters, waiting
- for me down the slope. If I could reach home I’d try to live
- straight, but it’s a long and dangerous trail between here and
- there.”</p>
-
- <p>Peggy now ran into the cabin. “It’s the expedition,” she announced.
- “I can see Freeman.”</p>
-
- <p>“I reckon this is where I get off,” said the outlaw in a tone of
- mingled relief and dismay.</p>
-
- <p>“No, no!” Alice entreated. “Stay till Freeman comes. He will help
- you. Let me explain to him. I know he will not betray you.”</p>
-
- <p>He looked at her again with that intent, longing worship in his
- eyes, and answered, “I accept the chance for the sake of one more
- hour with you.”</p>
-
- <p>The outlaw stepped to the door, and he saw a man at the head of his
- train mid-leg deep in snow, leading his horse, breaking the way for
- his followers, who were on foot, crawling, stumbling, and twisting
- among the down-timber, unmindful of the old trail.</p>
-
- <p>At sight of that big and resolute leader, with flowing black beard
- and ruddy face, the outlaw was filled with jealous sadness. To find
- Ward a man of superb physical prowess, the kind that measures peaks
- for the fun of it, was disturbing, and without defining his feeling
- he was plunged into melancholy musing. And when later Ward entered,
- and, stooping over the couch, kissed Alice, the end of his idyl
- seemed to him announced.</p>
-
- <p>In the bustle of the moment, in the interchange of anxious, hurried
- inquiries, the outlaw stood aside in the corner, unnoticed, till
- Alice caught Ward’s arm and said:</p>
-
- <p>“Freeman, this is Mr. Smith, to whom we owe a great deal. He has
- taken the utmost care of us. We would have frozen but for him.”</p>
-
- <p>Ward shook hands with the outlaw, but wonderingly asked of Alice,
- “But where was Gage?”</p>
-
- <p>The outlaw answered, “Gage got lost and only turned up a couple of
- hours ago.”</p>
-
- <p>Ward turned to Alice in horror. “Good Lord! And you were here
- alone—crippled—in this storm?”</p>
-
- <p>“No—that’s what I’m telling you. Mr. Smith came and took care of us.
- He brought our wood, he cooked for us, he kept our fire going. He
- gave up his bed, even his blankets, for us. You should be very
- generous to him.”</p>
-
- <p>Ward again reached a hearty hand. “I’m tremendously obliged to you.”</p>
-
- <p>The outlaw quailed under all this praise. “There was mighty little
- to do,” he answered. “I only shared my fire with them.”</p>
-
- <p>Ward studied him closer. “Haven’t we met before?”</p>
-
- <p>“No, I reckon not.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m quite sure I’ve see you somewhere. What are you doing up in
- here?”</p>
-
- <p>Alice interposed. “What are we going to do?”</p>
-
- <p>Ward turned to the outlaw. “What would you advise? I’ve only had one
- idea, and that was to reach this cabin. Now what would you do?”</p>
-
- <p>The outlaw was ready. “I would send a part of the men with the
- horses down the valley to grass and I’d wait here till Miss
- Mansfield is able to ride.”</p>
-
- <p>“Will this snow go off?”</p>
-
- <p>“That’s my notion.”</p>
-
- <p>“It’s certain we can’t camp here—the horses must have grass.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’ll be able to ride in a day or two,” Alice said, bravely.</p>
-
- <p>“We could frame up a portable bed and carry you,” suggested the
- outlaw; “but it can’t be done to-night, so you’d better send your
- outfit down to the marsh to camp. The horses are worn out and so are
- the men.”</p>
-
- <p>“Will you guide them to grass and help them find shelter?”</p>
-
- <p>The outlaw hesitated for an instant, and Alice interposed: “No, no!
- Let Gage do that. I want Mr. Smith to remain here.”</p>
-
- <p>Ward perceived in her entreaty something of anxiety and fear, and
- after the men and horses had started down the slope he turned to the
- outlaw and said: “I’m mighty grateful to you, Mr. Smith. It must
- have surprised you to find these women here.”</p>
-
- <p>The outlaw dryly replied, “It did!”</p>
-
- <p>Alice added: “It was in the middle of the night, too; but Mr. Smith
- was very nice about it. He slept outdoors without a word of
- complaint.”</p>
-
- <p>Ward had figured the situation to conclusion: “Smith is a poacher,”
- and though he had a savage dislike of these illicit
- game-slaughterers, he could not but be glad of the presence of this
- particular outlaw, and resolved to overlook his trade in gratitude
- for his cabin and service.</p>
-
- <p>The outlaw helped Adams and Ward to clear away the snow for a tent,
- and Alice, seeing the three men thus amicably joined in her defense,
- could not find it in her heart to condemn one of them as a criminal.
- Here in the white isolation of the peaks the question of crime and
- its punishment became personal. To have this man’s fate in her hand
- was like grasping the executioner’s sword for herself.</p>
-
- <p>“If women had to punish criminals themselves, with their own hand,”
- she asked, “how many of them would do it?”</p>
-
- <p>Peggy came in and whispered to her: “No one else seems to have
- recognized him. He may get away safely. I hope he will. Shall we
- tell the men who he is?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, we shall have to do that soon, but I’m afraid they won’t take
- the sentimental view of him that we do. I tremble to think of what
- they will do when they know.”</p>
-
- <p>Ward explained to Adams: “Our friend Smith here is a poacher—but as
- our account stands I don’t feel it my duty to report him, do you?”</p>
-
- <p>“No; Peggy tells me he has acted like a gentleman all through.”</p>
-
- <p>In this spirit they made themselves comfortable for the night.</p>
-
- <p>The sun set gloriously, but the air bit ever sharper, and while
- Peggy went about her cooking, assisted by her husband and the
- outlaw, Alice pulled Ward down to her bedside and hurriedly began:</p>
-
- <p>“You remember that placard we read in the station—the one about the
- train-robber?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes!”</p>
-
- <p>“Well, this is the man—our Mr. Smith.”</p>
-
- <p>Ward looked at her a moment with reflective eyes, then exclaimed:
- “You’re right! I thought I’d seen him somewhere.”</p>
-
- <p>“And the sheriff is after him. He was here yesterday morning.”</p>
-
- <p>“Here?”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes. You see, Mr. Smith stayed with us till he thought the storm
- was over, then rode away, intending to cross the divide, but when
- the snow began again he turned back. He said he couldn’t leave us
- alone. He left us just before dawn, and four or five hours afterward
- the sheriff came. Of course he saw the poor fellow’s trail and
- instantly set off after him.”</p>
-
- <p>“But why didn’t they meet?”</p>
-
- <p>“Because Mr. Smith came back a different way and then the blizzard
- came on and covered up his tracks. He thinks the sheriff has gone on
- over the divide. You must help him, Freeman. Help him to get away
- and find some way to give him a start. Nobody could have been more
- considerate, and I can’t see him taken by these cold-blooded men who
- want that two thousand dollars’ reward. He really could have
- escaped, only for us. He came back to protect us.”</p>
-
- <p>Ward pondered. “The problem is not so easy of solution. A train
- robbery is a pretty serious matter. I’m very grateful to him, but to
- connive at his escape is itself a punishable act. Why did you tell
- me? I could have passed it over—”</p>
-
- <p>“Because I’m afraid the sheriff may come back at any moment.”</p>
-
- <p>Ward’s brow was troubled. “I could ignore his deed and pretend not
- to know who he is, but definitely to assist a bandit to escape is a
- very serious matter.”</p>
-
- <p>“I know it is; but remember he gave up his chance to cross the
- divide in order to keep us from suffering.”</p>
-
- <p>“I wish you hadn’t told me,” he repeated, almost in irritation. “If
- the sheriff only keeps on over the range Smith can take care of
- himself.”</p>
-
- <p>As the outlaw re-entered the cabin Alice acknowledged in him
- something worth a woman to love. In the older man was power,
- security, moral, mental, and physical health, the qualities her
- reason demanded in a husband; but in the other was grace and charm,
- something wildly admirable. He allured as the warrior, intrepid and
- graceful, allured the maiden, as the forest calls the householder.
- Something primordial and splendid and very sweet was in her feeling
- toward him. There could be no peaceful wedlock there, no security of
- home, no comfort, only the exquisite thrill of perilous union, the
- madness of a few short weeks—perhaps only a few swift days of
- self-surrender, and then, surely, disaster and despair. To yield to
- him was impossible, and yet the thought of it was tantalizingly
- sweet.</p>
-
- <p>When she looked toward Ward she perceived herself sitting serenely
- in matronly grace behind a shining coffee-urn in a well-ordered,
- highly civilized breakfast-room, facing a most considerate husband
- who nevertheless was able to read the morning paper in her presence.
- When she thought of life with the outlaw all was dark, stormy,
- confused, and yet the way was lit by his adoring eyes. A magical
- splendor lay in the impulse. His love, sudden as it seemed, was
- real—she was certain of that. She felt the burning power, the
- conjury of its flame, and it made her future with Ward, at the
- moment, seem dull and drab.</p>
-
- <p>“Why, why could not such a man and such a passion come with the
- orderly and the ethical?” she asked herself.</p>
-
- <p>At the best he was fitted only for the mine or the ranch, and the
- thought of life in a lonely valley, even with his love to lighten
- it, made her shudder. On one side she was a very practical and
- far-seeing woman. The instant she brought her reason to bear on the
- problem she perceived that any further acquaintance with this man
- was dangerous. They must part here at this moment, and yet she could
- not let him go without in some way making him feel her wish to help
- him.</p>
-
- <div class='ce'>
- <div style='margin-top:1.6em;margin-bottom:1.2em;'>VIII </div>
- </div>
- <p>Ward and the outlaw were discussing plans for getting out of the
- basin when Adams came in to say, “A couple of other weary wanderers
- are turning up.”</p>
-
- <p>“The sheriff!” instantly exclaimed Alice, her face whitening in
- swift dismay.</p>
-
- <p>In that moment the forester was transformed. With a weapon in his
- hand he stood aside, his eyes on the door, a scowl of battle on his
- face. He resembled a wolf with bared fangs ready to die desperately.</p>
-
- <p>Ward, quick to read his purpose, interposed. “Wait!” he commanded.
- “Stay here; I’ll see them. Don’t be rash.”</p>
-
- <p>As he passed out into the firelight the outlaw, without relaxing his
- vigilance, said in a low voice, “Well, girl, I reckon here’s where I
- say good night.”</p>
-
- <p>“Don’t resist,” she pleaded. “Don’t fight, please! Please! What is
- the use? Oh, it’s too horrible! If you resist they will kill you!”</p>
-
- <p>There was no fear in his voice as he replied: “They may not; I’m
- handy with my gun.”</p>
-
- <p>She was breathless, chilled by the shadow of the impending tragedy.
- “But that would be worse. To kill them would only stain your soul
- the deeper. You must not fight!”</p>
-
- <p>“It’s self-defense.”</p>
-
- <p>“But they are officers of the law.”</p>
-
- <p>“No matter; I will not be taken alive.”</p>
-
- <p>She moaned in her distress, helplessly wringing her hands. “O God!
- Why should I be witness of this?”</p>
-
- <p>“You won’t be. If this is the sheriff I am going to open that door
- and make a dash. What happens will happen outside. You need not see
- it. I’m sorry you have to hear it. But I give you my word—if you
- must hear something I will see to it that you hear as little as
- possible.”</p>
-
- <p>The latch clicked—he stepped back, and again stood waiting, silent,
- rigid, ready to act, murderous in design.</p>
-
- <p>Mrs. Adams entered quickly, and, closing the door behind her,
- hurriedly whispered: “It’s the sheriff. Hide! The men will hold them
- as long as they can. Hide!”</p>
-
- <p>The outlaw looked about and smiled. “Where?” he asked, almost
- humorously. “I’m not a squirrel.”</p>
-
- <p>“Under the bunk. See, there is room.”</p>
-
- <p>He shook his head. “No, I refuse to crawl. I won’t sneak. I never
- have. I take ’em as they come.”</p>
-
- <p>“For my sake,” pleaded Alice. “I can’t bear to see you killed. Hide
- yourself. Go to the door,” she said to Peggy. “Don’t let them in.
- Tell Freeman—” She rose and stood unsteadily, forgetful of her own
- pain.</p>
-
- <p>Mrs. Adams urged her to lie down, but she would not. The moments
- passed in suspense almost too great to be endured.</p>
-
- <p>“Listen!” commanded the outlaw. “They’re coming in.”</p>
-
- <p>As they harkened Ward’s voice rose clearly. “You can’t miss the
- camp,” he was saying, as if speaking to some one at a distance.
- “Just keep the trail in the snow and you’ll find them. I’m sorry we
- can’t put you up—but you see how it is.”</p>
-
- <p>“They’re going!” exclaimed Alice. “Thank God, they’re going!”</p>
-
- <p>“It can’t be they’ll go without searching the shack,” the fugitive
- muttered, in no measure relaxing his attitude of watchful menace.
- “They’re playing a game on us.”</p>
-
- <p>Again the latch clicked, and this time it was Ward who confronted
- the outlaw’s revolver mouth.</p>
-
- <p>“It’s all right,” Ward called, instantly understanding the
- situation. “They’re gone. The old man was about played out, for
- they’ve been fighting snow all day, but I told him we couldn’t take
- care of them here and they have gone on down to the camp. He thinks
- you got over the divide. You are all right for the present.”</p>
-
- <p>“They’ll come back,” replied the other. “It only puts the deal off a
- few hours. They’ll return, trailin’ the whole camp after them. What
- can I do? My horse is down there in the herd.”</p>
-
- <p>“That’s bad,” exclaimed Ward. “I wonder if I could get him for you?”</p>
-
- <p>“If I had him he’s weak and hungry, and the high places are feet
- deep in drifts. It doesn’t signify. I’m corralled any way you look
- at it, and the only thing left is to fight.”</p>
-
- <p>“There’s our trail to the glacier,” Ward musingly suggested; “it’s a
- pretty deep furrow—you might make it that way.”</p>
-
- <p>A spark of light leaped into the man’s eyes. “How far up does it
- run? Where does it end?”</p>
-
- <p>“In Glacier Basin, just at timber-line.”</p>
-
- <p>The outlaw pondered, speaking his thoughts aloud. “From there across
- to the Indian reservation there isn’t a wolf track.... It’s a man’s
- job crossing there, almost sure death, but it’s my only show.” He
- had replaced his weapon in his belt and was weighing his chance, his
- eyes fixed on Alice’s face. To leave this shelter, this warm circle
- of light, this sweet girlish presence, and plunge into the dark, the
- cold, and the snow, was hard. No one but a man of unconquerable
- courage would have considered it. This man was both desperate and
- heroic. “It’s my only chance and I’ll take it,” he said, drawing his
- breath sharply. “I’ll need your prayers,” he added, grimly, with
- eyes that saw only the girl. “If I fail you’ll find me up there. I
- carry my sleeping-powder with me.” He touched his revolver as he
- spoke.</p>
-
- <p>Alice’s mind, sweeping out over that desolate expanse, had a
- moment’s vision of him as he would appear toiling across those
- towering cliffs, minute as a fly, and her heart grew small and sick.</p>
-
- <p>“Why don’t you stay and take your lawful punishment?” she asked.
- “You will surely perish up there in the cold. Wait for sunlight at
- least.”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m ready to stay and to die here, near you,” he replied, with a
- significant glance.</p>
-
- <p>“No, no, not that!” she cried out. “Talk to him, Freeman; persuade
- him to give himself up. I’ve done my best to influence him. Don’t
- let him uselessly sacrifice himself.”</p>
-
- <p>Ward perceived something hidden in her voice, some emotion which was
- more than terror, deeper than pity, but his words were grave and
- kindly. “It is a frightful risk, young man, but the trail to the
- glacier is your only open road. The sheriff is tired. Even if he
- finds out that you are here he may not come back to-night. He will
- know you cannot escape. You can’t stir without leaving a telltale
- mark. If you could only get below the snow on the west slope—”</p>
-
- <p>“Whichever trail I take it’s good-by,” interrupted the fugitive,
- still addressing Alice. “If there was anything to live for—if you’d
- say the word!”—she knew what he meant—“I’d stay and take my
- schooling.” He waited a moment, and she, looking from his asking
- face to Ward’s calm brow, could not utter a sound. What could she
- promise? The outlaw’s tone softened to entreaty. “If you’ll only say
- I may see you again on the other side of the range ’twill keep my
- heart warm. Can’t you promise me that? It’s mighty little.”</p>
-
- <p>He was going to almost certain death, and she could not refuse this.
- “You may write to me—” she faltered. “You know my address—”</p>
-
- <p>He struck the little book in his pocket. “Yes, I have it safe. Then
- I may see you again?”</p>
-
- <p>Alice, supported by Mrs. Adams, unsteadily rose. “Yes, yes, only go.
- They are coming back! I can hear them.”</p>
-
- <p>He took her hand. “Good-by,” he said, chokingly. “You’ve given me
- heart.” He bent swiftly and kissed her forehead. “I’ll win! You’ll
- hear from me.”</p>
-
- <p>“Hurry!” she wildly cried. “I hear voices!”</p>
-
- <p>He caught up his hat and opened the door. As he faced them his lips
- were resolute and his eyes glowing. “It’s only good night,” he said,
- and closed the door behind him.</p>
-
- <p>“Hold!” shouted Ward. “You must take some food.” He tore the door
- open. “Wait—”</p>
-
- <p>Even as he spoke a pistol-shot resounded through the night. It cut
- through the deathly silence of the forest like a spiteful curse, and
- was answered by another—then, after a short pause, a swift-tearing
- volley followed.</p>
-
- <p>“They are killing him!” cried Alice.</p>
-
- <p>They brought him in and laid him at her feet. He had requested this,
- but when she bent to peer into his face he had gone beyond speech.
- Limp and bloody and motionless he lay, with eyes of unfathomable
- regret and longing, staring up at her, and as the men stood about
- with uncovered heads she stooped to him, forgetful of all else;
- knelt to lay her hand upon his brow.</p>
-
- <p>“Poor boy! Poor boy!” she said, her eyes blinded with tears.</p>
-
- <p>His hand stirred, seeking her own, and she took it and pressed it in
- both of hers. “Jesus be merciful!” she prayed, softly.</p>
-
- <p>He smiled faintly in acknowledgment of her presence and her prayer,
- and in this consolation died.</p>
-
- <p>Wonderingly, with imperious frown, she rose and confronted the
- sheriff. “How is it that you are unhurt? Did he not fight?”</p>
-
- <p>“That’s what I can’t understand, miss,” he answered. “He fired only
- once, and then into the air. ’Pears like he wanted to die.”</p>
-
- <p>Alice understood. His thought was of her. “You shall hear as little
- as possible,” he had said.</p>
-
- <p>“And you killed him—as he surrendered,” she exclaimed, bitterly, and
- turned toward the dead man, whose face was growing very peaceful
- now, and with a blinding pain in her eyes she bent and laid a final
- caressing hand upon his brow.</p>
-
- <p>As she faced the sheriff again she said, with merciless severity:
- “I’d rather be in his place than yours.” Then, with a tired droop in
- her voice, she appealed to Ward: “Take me away from here. I’m tired
- of this savage world.”</p>
-
- </section>
-
- <section class='chapter'>
-
- <h2 class='nobreak' id='ssVI' title='VI. Naza! Naza! Naza!'>
- <span style='font-size:1.1em'>VI</span><br /><span style='font-size:1.0em'>NAZA! NAZA! NAZA!</span>
- </h2>
-
- <div class='ce sc'>By Zane Grey</div>
-
- <div class='attrb tac mb07'>From “The Last of the Plainsmen,”
- copyright, 1908, by A. C. McClurg &amp; Co. By special permission from the author.</div>
-
- <p>It was a waiting day at Fort Chippewayan. The lonesome, far-northern
- Hudson’s Bay Trading Post seldom saw such life. Tepees dotted the
- banks of the Slave River and lines of blanketed Indians paraded its
- shores. Near the boat landing a group of chiefs, grotesque in
- semi-barbaric, semi-civilized splendor, but black-browed,
- austere-eyed, stood in savage dignity with folded arms and high-held
- heads. Lounging on the grassy bank were white men, traders, trappers
- and officials of the post.</p>
-
- <p>All eyes were on the distant curve of the river where, as it lost
- itself in a fine-fringed bend of dark green, white-glinting waves
- danced and fluttered. A June sky lay blue in the majestic stream;
- ragged, spear-topped, dense green trees massed down to the water;
- beyond rose bold, bald-knobbed hills, in remote purple relief.</p>
-
- <p>A long Indian arm stretched south. The waiting eyes discerned a
- black speck on the green, and watched it grow. A flatboat, with a
- man standing to the oars, bore down swiftly.</p>
-
- <p>Not a red hand, nor a white one, offered to help the voyager in the
- difficult landing. The oblong, clumsy, heavily laden boat surged
- with the current and passed the dock despite the boatman’s efforts.
- He swung his craft in below upon a bar and roped it fast to a tree.
- The Indians crowded above him on the bank. The boatman raised his
- powerful form erect, lifted a bronzed face which seemed set in
- craggy hardness, and cast from narrow eyes a keen, cool glance on
- those above. The silvery gleam in his fair hair told of years.</p>
-
- <p>Silence, impressive as it was ominous, broke only to the rattle of
- camping paraphernalia, which the voyager threw to a level, grassy
- beach on the bank. Evidently this unwelcome visitor had journeyed
- from afar, and his boat, sunk deep into the water with its load of
- barrels, boxes and bags, indicated that the journey had only begun.
- Significant, too, were a couple of Winchester rifles shining on a
- tarpaulin.</p>
-
- <p>The cold-faced crowd stirred and parted to permit the passage of a
- tall, thin, gray personage of official bearing, in a faded military
- coat.</p>
-
- <p>“Are you the musk-ox hunter?” he asked, in tones that contained no
- welcome.</p>
-
- <p>The boatman greeted this peremptory interlocutor with a cool laugh—a
- strange laugh, in which the muscles of his face appeared not to
- play.</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, I am the man,” he said.</p>
-
- <p>“The chiefs of the Chippewayan and Great Slave tribes have been
- apprised of your coming. They have held council and are here to
- speak with you.”</p>
-
- <p>At a motion from the commandant, the line of chieftains piled down
- to the level beach and formed a half-circle before the voyager. To a
- man who had stood before grim Sitting Bull and noble Black Thunder
- of the Sioux, and faced the falcon-eyed Geronimo, and glanced over
- the sights of a rifle at gorgeous-feathered, wild, free Comanches,
- this semi-circle of savages—lords of the north—was a sorry
- comparison. Bedaubed and betrinketed, slouchy and slovenly, these
- low-statured chiefs belied in appearance their scorn-bright eyes and
- lofty mien. They made a sad group.</p>
-
- <p>One who spoke in unintelligible language, rolled out a haughty
- sonorous voice over the listening multitude. When he had finished, a
- half-breed interpreter, in the dress of a white man, spoke at a
- signal from the commandant.</p>
-
- <p>“He says listen to the great orator of the Chippewayan. He has
- summoned all the chiefs of the tribes south of Great Slave Lake. He
- has held council. The cunning of the pale-face, who comes to take
- the musk-oxen, is well known. Let the pale-face hunter return to his
- own hunting-grounds; let him turn his face from the north. Never
- will the chiefs permit the white man to take musk-oxen alive from
- their country. The Ageter, the musk-ox, is their god. He gives them
- food and fur. He will never come back if he is taken away, and the
- reindeer will follow him. The chiefs and their people would starve.
- They command the pale-face hunter to go back. They cry Naza! Naza!
- Naza!”</p>
-
- <p>“Say, for a thousand miles I’ve heard that word Naza!” returned the
- hunter, with mingled curiosity and disgust. “At Edmonton Indian
- runners started ahead of me, and every village I struck the redskins
- would crowd round me and an old chief would harangue at me, and
- motion me back, and point north with Naza! Naza! Naza! What does it
- mean?”</p>
-
- <p>“No white man knows; no Indian will tell,” answered the interpreter.
- “The traders think it means the Great Slave, the North Star, the
- North Spirit, the North Wind, the North Lights and Ageter, the
- musk-ox god.”</p>
-
- <p>“Well, say to the chiefs to tell Ageter I have been four moons on
- the way after some of his little Ageters, and I’m going to keep on
- after them.”</p>
-
- <p>“Hunter, you are most unwise,” broke in the commandant, in his
- officious voice. “The Indians will never permit you to take a
- musk-ox alive from the north. They worship him, pray to him. It is a
- wonder you have not been stopped.”</p>
-
- <p>“Who’ll stop me?”</p>
-
- <p>“The Indians. They will kill you if you do not turn back.”</p>
-
- <p>“Faugh! to tell an American plainsman that!” The hunter paused a
- steady moment, with his eyelids narrowing over slits of blue fire.
- “There is no law to keep me out, nothing but Indian superstition and
- the greed of the Hudson’s Bay people. And I am an old fox, not to be
- fooled by pretty baits. For years the officers of this fur-trading
- company have tried to keep out explorers. Even Sir John Franklin, an
- Englishman, could not buy food of them. The policy of the company is
- to side with the Indians, to keep out traders and trappers. Why? So
- they can keep on cheating the poor savages out of clothing and food
- by trading a few trinkets and blankets, a little tobacco and rum for
- millions of dollars’ worth of furs. Have I failed to hire man after
- man, Indian after Indian, not to know why I cannot get a helper?
- Have I, a plainsman, come a thousand miles alone to be scared by
- you, or a lot of craven Indians? Have I been dreaming of musk-oxen
- for forty years, to slink south now, when I begin to feel the north?
- Not I.”</p>
-
- <p>Deliberately every chief, with the sound of a hissing snake, spat in
- the hunter’s face. He stood immovable while they perpetrated the
- outrage, then calmly wiped his cheeks, and in his strange, cool
- voice addressed the interpreter.</p>
-
- <p>“Tell them thus they show their true qualities, to insult in
- council. Tell them they are not chiefs, but dogs. Tell them they are
- not even squaws, only poor, miserable starved dogs. Tell them I turn
- my back on them. Tell them the paleface has fought real chiefs,
- fierce, bold, like eagles, and he turns his back on dogs. Tell them
- he is the one who could teach them to raise the musk-oxen and the
- reindeer, and to keep out the cold and the wolf. But they are
- blinded. Tell them the hunter goes north.”</p>
-
- <p>Through the council of chiefs ran a low mutter as of gathering
- thunder.</p>
-
- <p>True to his word, the hunter turned his back on them. As he brushed
- by, his eye caught a gaunt savage slipping from the boat. At the
- hunter’s stern call, the Indian leaped ashore, and started to run.
- He had stolen a parcel, and would have succeeded in eluding its
- owner but for an unforeseen obstacle, as striking as it was
- unexpected.</p>
-
- <p>A white man of colossal stature had stepped in the thief’s passage,
- and laid two great hands on him. Instantly the parcel flew from the
- Indian, and he spun in the air to fall into the river with a
- sounding splash. Yells signaled the surprise and alarm caused by
- this unexpected incident. The Indian frantically swam to the shore.
- Whereupon the champion of the stranger in a strange land lifted a
- bag, which gave forth a musical clink of steel, and throwing it with
- the camp articles on the grassy bench, he extended a huge, friendly
- hand.</p>
-
- <p>“My name is Rea,” said he, in deep, cavernous tones.</p>
-
- <p>“Mine is Jones,” replied the hunter, and right quickly did he grip
- the proffered hand. He saw in Rea a giant, of whom he was but a
- stunted shadow. Six and one-half feet Rea stood, with yard-wide
- shoulders, a hulk of bone and brawn. His ponderous, shaggy head
- rested on a bull neck. His broad face, with its low forehead, its
- close-shut mastiff under jaw, its big, opaque eyes, pale and cruel
- as those of a jaguar, marked him a man of terrible brute force.</p>
-
- <p>“Free-trader!” called the commandant. “Better think twice before you
- join fortunes with the musk-ox hunter.”</p>
-
- <p>“To hell with you an’ your rantin’, dog-eared redskins!” cried Rea.
- “I’ve run agin a man of my own kind, a man of my own country, an’
- I’m goin’ with him.” With this he thrust aside some encroaching,
- gaping Indians so unconcernedly and urgently that they sprawled upon
- the grass.</p>
-
- <p>Slowly the crowd mounted and once more lined the bank.</p>
-
- <p>Jones realized that by some late-turning stroke of fortune, he had
- fallen in with one of the few free-traders of the province. These
- free-traders, from the very nature of their calling—which was to
- defy the fur company, and to trap and trade on their own
- account—were a hardy and intrepid class of men. Rea’s worth to Jones
- exceeded that of a dozen ordinary men. He knew the ways of the
- north, the language of the tribes, the habits of animals, the
- handling of dogs, the uses of food and fuel. Moreover, it soon
- appeared that he was a carpenter and blacksmith.</p>
-
- <p>“There’s my kit,” he said, dumping the contents of his bag. It
- consisted of a bunch of steel traps, some tools, a broken ax, a box
- of miscellaneous things such as trappers used, and a few articles of
- flannel. “Thievin’ redskins,” he added, in explanation of his
- poverty. “Not much of an outfit. But I’m the man for you. Besides, I
- had a pal onct who knew you on the plains, called you ‘Buff’ Jones.
- Old Jim Bent he was.”</p>
-
- <p>“I recollect Jim,” said Jones. “He went down in Custer’s last
- charge. So you were Jim’s pal. That’d be a recommendation if you
- needed one. But the way you chucked the Indian overboard got me.”</p>
-
- <p>Rea soon manifested himself as a man of few words and much action.
- With the planks Jones had on board he heightened the stern and bow
- of the boat to keep out the beating waves in the rapids; he
- fashioned a steering-gear and a less awkward set of oars, and
- shifted the cargo so as to make more room in the craft.</p>
-
- <p>“Buff, we’re in for a storm. Set up a tarpaulin an’ make a fire.
- We’ll pretend to camp to-night. These Indians won’t dream we’d try
- to run the river after dark, and we’ll slip by under cover.”</p>
-
- <p>The sun glazed over; clouds moved up from the north; a cold wind
- swept the tips of the spruces, and rain commenced to drive in gusts.
- By the time it was dark not an Indian showed himself. They were
- housed from the storm. Lights twinkled in the tepees and the big log
- cabins of the trading company. Jones scouted round till pitchy black
- night, when a freezing, pouring blast sent him back to the
- protection of the tarpaulin. When he got there he found that Rea had
- taken it down and awaited him. “Off!” said the free-trader; and with
- no more noise than a drifting feather the boat swung into the
- current and glided down till the twinkling fires no longer
- accentuated the darkness.</p>
-
- <p>By night the river, in common with all swift rivers, had a sullen
- voice, and murmured its hurry, its restraint, its menace, its
- meaning. The two boatmen, one at the steering gear, one at the oars,
- faced the pelting rain and watched the dim, dark line of trees. The
- craft slid noiselessly onward into the gloom.</p>
-
- <p>And into Jones’ ears, above the storm, poured another sound, a
- steady, muffled rumble, like the roll of giant chariot wheels. It
- had come to be a familiar roar to him, and the only thing which, in
- his long life of hazard, had ever sent the cold, prickling, tight
- shudder over his warm skin. Many times on the Athabasca that rumble
- had presaged the dangerous and dreaded rapids.</p>
-
- <p>“Hell Bend Rapids!” shouted Rea. “Bad water but no rocks.”</p>
-
- <p>The rumble expanded to a roar, the roar to a boom that charged the
- air with heaviness, with a dreamy burr. The whole indistinct world
- appeared to be moving to the lash of wind, to the sound of rain, to
- the roar of the river. The boat shot down and sailed aloft, met
- shock on shock, breasted leaping dim white waves, and in a hollow,
- unearthly blend of watery sounds, rode on and on, buffeted, tossed,
- pitched into a black chaos that yet gleamed with obscure shrouds of
- light. Then the convulsive stream shrieked out a last defiance,
- changed its course abruptly to slow down and drown the sound of
- rapids in muffling distance. Once more the craft swept on smoothly,
- to the drive of the wind and the rush of the rain.</p>
-
- <p>By midnight the storm cleared. Murky clouds split to show shining,
- blue-white stars and a fitful moon, that silvered the crests of the
- spruces and sometimes hid like a gleaming, black-threaded pearl
- behind the dark branches.</p>
-
- <p>Jones, a plainsman all his days, wonderingly watched the
- moon-blanched water. He saw it shade and darken under shadowy walls
- of granite, where it swelled with hollow song and gurgle. He heard
- again the far-off rumble, faint on the night wind. High cliff banks
- appeared, walled out the mellow light, and the river suddenly
- narrowed. Yawning holes, whirlpools of a second, opened with a
- gurgling suck and raced with the boat.</p>
-
- <p>On the craft flew. Far ahead, a long, declining plane of jumping
- frosted waves played dark and white with the moonbeams. The Slave
- plunged to his freedom, down his riven, stone-spiked bed, knowing no
- patient eddy, and white-wreathed his dark, shiny rocks in spume and
- spray.</p>
-
- </section>
-
- <section class='chapter'>
-
- <h2 class='nobreak' id='ssVII' title='VII. A Case of Metaphantasmia'>
- <span style='font-size:1.1em'>VII</span><br /><span style='font-size:1.0em'>A CASE OF METAPHANTASMIA</span>
- </h2>
-
- <div class='ce sc'>By W. D. Howells</div>
-
- <div class='attrb tac mb07'>From “Between the Dark and the Daylight,” copyright, 1907,
- by Harper and Brothers. By special permission from the author.</div>
-
- <p>The stranger was a guest of Halson’s, and Halson himself was a
- comparative stranger, for he was of recent election to our
- dining-club, and was better known to Minver than to the rest of our
- little group, though one could not be sure that he was very well
- known to Minver. The stranger had been dining with Halson, and we
- had found the two smoking together, with their cups of black coffee
- at their elbows, before the smoldering fire in the Turkish room when
- we came in from dinner—my friend Wanhope the psychologist, Rulledge
- the sentimentalist, Minver the painter, and myself. It struck me for
- the first time that a fire on the hearth was out of keeping with a
- Turkish room, but I felt that the cups of black coffee restored the
- lost balance in some measure.</p>
-
- <p>Before we had settled into our wonted places—in fact, almost as we
- entered—Halson looked over his shoulder and said: “Mr. Wanhope, I
- want you to hear this story of my friend’s. Go on, Newton—or,
- rather, go back and begin again—and I’ll introduce you afterwards.”</p>
-
- <p>The stranger made a becoming show of deprecation. He said he did not
- think the story would bear immediate repetition, or was even worth
- telling once, but, if we had nothing better to do, perhaps we might
- do worse than hear it; the most he could say for it was that the
- thing really happened. He wore a large drooping, gray mustache,
- which, with the imperial below it, quite hid his mouth, and gave
- him, somehow, a martial effect, besides accurately dating him of the
- period between the latest sixties and earliest seventies, when his
- beard would have been black; I liked his mustache not being stubbed
- in the modern manner, but allowed to fall heavily over his lips, and
- then branch away from the corners of his mouth as far as it would.
- He lighted the cigar which Halson gave him, and, blowing the
- bitten-off tip towards the fire, began:</p>
-
- <p>“It was about that time when we first had a ten-o’clock night train
- from Boston to New York. Train used to start at nine, and lag along
- around by Springfield, and get into the old Twenty-sixth Street
- Station here at six in the morning, where they let you sleep as long
- as you liked. They call you up now at half-past five, and, if you
- don’t turn out, they haul you back to Mott Haven or New Haven, I’m
- not sure which. I used to go into Boston and turn in at the old
- Worcester Depot, as we called it then, just about the time the train
- began to move, and I usually got a fine night’s rest in the course
- of the nine or ten hours we were on the way to New York; it didn’t
- seem quite the same after we began saying Albany Depot: shortened up
- the run, somehow.</p>
-
- <p>“But that night I wasn’t very sleepy, and the porter had got the
- place so piping hot with the big stoves, one at each end of the car,
- to keep the good, old-fashioned Christmas cold out, that I thought I
- should be more comfortable with a smoke before I went to bed; and,
- anyhow, I could get away from the heat better in the smoking-room. I
- hated to be leaving home on Christmas Eve, for I never had done that
- before, and I hated to be leaving my wife alone with the children
- and the two girls in our little house in Cambridge. Before I started
- in on the old horse-car for Boston, I had helped her to tuck the
- young ones in and to fill the stockings hung along the wall over the
- register—the nearest we could come to a fireplace—and I thought
- those stockings looked very weird, five of them, dangling lumpily
- down, and I kept seeing them, and her sitting up sewing in front of
- them, and afraid to go to bed on account of burglars. I suppose she
- was shyer of burglars than any woman ever was that had never seen a
- sign of them. She was always calling me up, to go down-stairs and put
- them out, and I used to wander all over the house, from attic to
- cellar, in my nighty, with a lamp in one hand and a poker in the
- other, so that no burglar could have missed me if he had wanted an
- easy mark. I always kept a lamp and a poker handy.”</p>
-
- <p>The stranger heaved a sigh as of fond reminiscence, and looked round
- for the sympathy which in our company of bachelors he failed of;
- even the sympathetic Rulledge failed of the necessary experience to
- move him in compassionate response.</p>
-
- <p>“Well,” the stranger went on, a little damped perhaps by his
- failure, but supported apparently by the interest of the fact in
- hand, “I had the smoking-room to myself for a while, and then a
- fellow put his head in that I thought I knew after I had thought I
- didn’t know him. It dawned on me more and more, and I had to
- acknowledge to myself, by and by, that it was a man named Melford,
- whom I used to room with in Holworthy at Harvard: that is, we had an
- apartment of two bedrooms and a study; and I suppose there were
- never two fellows knew less of each other than we did at the end of
- our four years together. I can’t say what Melford knew of me, but
- the most I knew of Melford was his particular brand of nightmare.”</p>
-
- <p>Wanhope gave the first sign of his interest in the matter. He took
- his cigar from his lips, and softly emitted an “Ah!”</p>
-
- <p>Rulledge went further and interrogatively repeated the word
- “Nightmare?”</p>
-
- <p>“Nightmare,” the stranger continued, firmly. “The curious thing
- about it was that I never exactly knew the subject of his nightmare,
- and a more curious thing yet was Melford himself never knew it, when
- I woke him up. He said he couldn’t make out anything but a kind of
- scraping in a door-lock. His theory was that in his childhood it had
- been a much completer thing, but that the circumstances had broken
- down in a sort of decadence, and now there was nothing left of it
- but that scraping in the door-lock, like somebody trying to turn a
- misfit key. I used to throw things at his door, and once I tried a
- cold-water douche from the pitcher, when he was very hard to waken;
- but that was rather brutal, and after a while I used to let him roar
- himself awake; he would always do it, if I trusted to nature; and
- before our junior year was out I got so that I could sleep through,
- pretty calmly; I would just say to myself when he fetched me to the
- surface with a yell, ‘That’s Melford dreaming,’ and doze off
- sweetly.”</p>
-
- <p>“Jove! I don’t see how you could stand it.”</p>
-
- <p>“There’s everything in habit, Rulledge,” Minver put in. “Perhaps our
- friend only dreamt that he heard a dream.”</p>
-
- <p>“That’s quite possible,” the stranger owned, politely. “But the case
- is superficially as I state it. However, it was all past, long ago,
- when I recognized Melford in the smoking-room that night; it must
- have been ten or a dozen years. I was wearing a full beard then, and
- so was he; we wore as much beard as we could in those days. I had
- been through the war since college, and he had been in California,
- most of the time, and, as he told me, he had been up north, in
- Alaska, just after we bought it, and hurt his eyes—had
- snowblindness—and he wore spectacles. In fact, I had to do most of
- the recognizing, but after we found out who we were we were rather
- comfortable; and I liked him better than I remembered to have liked
- him in our college days. I don’t suppose there was ever much harm in
- him; it was only my grudge about his nightmare. We talked along and
- smoked along for about an hour, and I could hear the porter outside,
- making up the berths, and the train rumbled away towards Framingham,
- and then towards Worcester, and I began to be sleepy, and to think I
- would go to bed myself; and just then the door of the smoking-room
- opened, and a young girl put in her face a moment, and said: ‘Oh, I
- beg your pardon. I thought it was the stateroom,’ and then she shut
- the door, and I realized that she looked like a girl I used to
- know.”</p>
-
- <p>The stranger stopped, and I fancied from a note in his voice that
- this girl was perhaps like an early love. We silently waited for him
- to resume how and when he would. He sighed, and after an appreciable
- interval he began again. “It is curious how things are related to
- one another. My wife had never seen her, and yet, somehow, this girl
- that looked like the one I mean brought my mind back to my wife with
- a quick turn, after I had forgotten her in my talk with Melford for
- the time being. I thought how lonely she was in that little house of
- ours in Cambridge, on rather an outlying street, and I knew she was
- thinking of me, and hating to have me away on Christmas Eve, which
- isn’t such a lively time after you’re grown up and begin to look
- back on a good many other Christmas Eves, when you were a child
- yourself; in fact, I don’t know a dismaler night in the whole year.
- I stepped out on the platform before I began to turn in, for a
- mouthful of the night air, and I found it was spitting snow—a
- regular Christmas Eve of the true pattern; and I didn’t believe,
- from the business feel of those hard little pellets, that it was
- going to stop in a hurry, and I thought if we got into New York on
- time we should be lucky. The snow made me think of a night when my
- wife was sure there were burglars in the house; and in fact I heard
- their tramping on the stairs myself—thump, thump, thump, and then a
- stop, and then down again. Of course it was the slide and thud of
- the snow from the roof of the main part of the house to the roof of
- the kitchen, which was in an L, a story lower, but it was as good an
- imitation of burglars as I want to hear at one o’clock in the
- morning; and the recollection of it made me more anxious about my
- wife, not because I believed she was in danger, but because I knew
- how frightened she must be.</p>
-
- <p>“When I went into the car, that girl passed me on the way to her
- stateroom, and I concluded that she was the only woman on board, and
- her friends had taken the stateroom for her, so that she needn’t
- feel strange. I usually go to bed in a sleeper as I do in my own
- house, but that night I somehow couldn’t. I got to thinking of
- accidents, and I thought how disagreeable it would be to turn out
- into the snow in my nighty. I ended by turning in with my clothes
- on, all except my coat; and, in spite of the red-hot stoves, I
- wasn’t any too warm. I had a berth in the middle of the car, and
- just as I was parting my curtains to lie down, old Melford came to
- take the lower berth opposite. It made me laugh a little, and I was
- glad of the relief. ‘Why, hello, Melford,’ said I. ‘This is like the
- old Holworthy times.’ ‘Yes, isn’t it?’ said he, and then I asked
- something that I had kept myself from asking all through our talk in
- the smoking-room, because I knew he was rather sensitive about it,
- or used to be. ‘Do you ever have that regulation nightmare of yours
- nowadays, Melford?’ He gave a laugh, and said: ‘I haven’t had it, I
- suppose, once in ten years. What made you think of it?’ I said: ‘Oh,
- I don’t know. It just came into my mind. Well, good-night, old
- fellow. I hope you’ll rest well,’ and suddenly I began to feel
- light-hearted again, and I went to sleep as gayly as ever I did in
- my life.</p>
-
- <p>“... I didn’t go to sleep at once, though I felt so much at peace.
- In fact, Melford beat me, and I could hear him far in advance,
- steaming and whistling away, in a style that I recalled as
- characteristic, over a space of intervening years that I hadn’t
- definitely summed up yet. It made me think of a night near
- Narragansett Bay, where two friends of mine and I had had a mighty
- good dinner at a sort of wild club-house, and had hurried into our
- bunks, each one so as to get the start of the others, for the
- fellows that were left behind knew they had no chance of sleep after
- the first began to get in his work. I laughed, and I suppose I must
- have gone to sleep almost simultaneously, for I don’t recollect
- anything afterwards till I was wakened by a kind of muffled bellow,
- that I remembered only too well. It was the unfailing sign of
- Melford’s nightmare.</p>
-
- <p>“I was ready to swear, and I was ashamed for the fellow who had no
- more self-control than that: when a fellow snores, or has a
- nightmare, you always think first off that he needn’t have had it if
- he had tried. As usual, I knew Melford didn’t know what his
- nightmare was about, and that made me madder still, to have him
- bellowing into the air like that, with no particular aim. All at
- once there came a piercing scream from the stateroom, and then I
- knew that the girl there had heard Melford, and been scared out of a
- year’s growth.”</p>
-
- <p>The stranger made a little break, and Wanhope asked, “Could you make
- out what she screamed, or was it quite inarticulate?”</p>
-
- <p>“It was plain enough, and it gave me a clew, somehow, to what
- Melford’s nightmare was about. She was calling out ‘Help! help!
- help! Burglars!’ till I thought she would raise the roof of the
- car.”</p>
-
- <p>“And did she wake anybody?” Rulledge inquired.</p>
-
- <p>“That was the strange part of it. Not a soul stirred, and after the
- first burst the girl seemed to quiet down again and yield the floor
- to Melford, who kept bellowing steadily away. I was so furious that
- I reached out across the aisle to shake him, but the attempt was too
- much for me. I lost my balance and fell out of my berth onto the
- floor. You may imagine the state of mind I was in. I gathered myself
- up and pulled Melford’s curtains open and was just going to fall on
- him tooth and nail, when I was nearly taken off my feet again by an
- apparition: well, it looked like an apparition, but it was a tall
- fellow in his nighty—for it was twenty years before pajamas—and he
- had a small dark lantern in his hand, such as we used to carry in
- those days so as to read in our berths when we couldn’t sleep. He
- was gritting his teeth, and growling between them: ‘Out o’ this! Out
- o’ this! I’m going to shoot to kill, you blasted thieves!’ I could
- see by the strange look in his eyes that he was sleep-walking, and I
- didn’t wait to see if he had a pistol. I popped in behind the
- curtains, and found myself on top of another fellow, for I had
- popped into the wrong berth in my confusion. The man started up and
- yelled: ‘Oh, don’t kill me! There’s my watch on the stand, and all
- the money in the house is in my pantaloons pocket. The silver’s in
- the sideboard down-stairs, and it’s plated, anyway.’ Then I
- understood what his complaint was, and I rolled onto the floor
- again. By that time every man in the car was out of his berth, too,
- except Melford, who was devoting himself strictly to business; and
- every man was grabbing some other, and shouting, ‘Police’ or
- ‘Burglars!’ or ‘Help!’ or ‘Murder!’ just as the fancy took him.”</p>
-
- <p>“Most extraordinary!” Wanhope commented as the stranger paused for
- breath.</p>
-
- <p>“... Yes,” the stranger owned, “but I don’t know that there wasn’t
- something more extraordinary still. From time to time the girl in
- the stateroom kept piping up, with a shriek for help. She had got
- past the burglar stage, but she wanted to be saved, anyhow, from
- some danger which she didn’t specify. It went through me that it was
- very strange nobody called the porter, and I set up a shout of
- ‘Porter!’ on my own account. I decided that if there were burglars
- the porter was the man to put them out, and that if there were no
- burglars the porter could relieve our groundless fears. Sure enough,
- he came rushing in, as soon as I called for him, from the little
- corner by the smoking-room where he was blacking boots between
- dozes. He was wide enough awake, if having his eyes open meant that,
- and he had a shoe on one hand and a shoe-brush in the other. But he
- merely joined in the general uproar and shouted for the police.</p>
-
- <p>“... Then I didn’t know what to do, for a minute. The porter was a
- pretty thick-headed darky, but he was lion-hearted; and his idea was
- to lay hold of a burglar wherever he could find him. There were
- plenty of burglars in the aisle there, or people that were afraid of
- burglars, and they seemed to think the porter had a good idea. They
- had hold of one another already, and now began to pull up and down
- the aisles in a way that reminded me of the old-fashioned mesmeric
- lectures, when they told their subjects that they were this or that,
- and set them to acting the part. I remembered how once when the
- mesmerist gave out that they were at a horse-race, and his subjects
- all got astride of their chairs, and galloped up and down the hall
- like a lot of little boys on laths. I thought of that now, and
- although it was rather serious business, for I didn’t know what
- minute they would come to blows, I couldn’t help laughing. The sight
- was weird enough. Every one looked like a somnambulist as he pulled
- and hauled. The young lady in the stateroom was doing her full
- share. She was screaming, ‘Won’t somebody let me out?’ and hammering
- on the door. I guess it was her screaming and hammering that brought
- the conductor at last, or maybe he just came round in the course of
- nature to take up the tickets. It was before the time when they took
- the tickets at the gate, and you used to stick them into a little
- slot at the side of your berth, and the conductor came along and
- took them in the night, somewhere between Worcester and Springfield,
- I should say.”</p>
-
- <p>“I remember,” Rulledge assented, but very carefully, so as not to
- interrupt the flow of the narrative. “Used to wake up everybody in
- the car.”</p>
-
- <p>“Exactly,” the stranger said. “But this time they were all wide
- awake to receive him, or fast asleep, and dreaming their rôles. He
- came along with the wire of his lantern over his arm, the way the
- old-time conductors did, and calling out, ‘Tickets!’ just as if it
- was broad day, and he believed every man was trying to beat his way
- to New York. The oddest thing about it was that the sleep-walkers
- all stopped their pulling and hauling a moment, and each man reached
- down to the little slot alongside of his berth and handed over his
- ticket. Then they took hold and began pulling and hauling again. I
- suppose the conductor asked what the matter was; but I couldn’t hear
- him, and I couldn’t make out exactly what he did say. But the
- passengers understood, and they all shouted ‘Burglars!’ and that
- girl in the stateroom gave a shriek that you could have heard from
- one end of the train to the other, and hammered on the door, and
- wanted to be let out.</p>
-
- <p>“It seemed to take the conductor by surprise, and he faced round
- towards the stateroom and let the lantern slip off his arm, and it
- dropped onto the floor and went out; I remember thinking what a good
- thing it was it didn’t set the car on fire. But there in the
- dark—for the car lamps went out at the same time with the lantern—I
- could hear those fellows pulling and hauling up and down the aisle
- and scuffling over the floor, and through all Melford bellowing
- away, like an orchestral accompaniment to a combat in Wagner opera,
- but getting quieter and quieter till his bellow died away
- altogether. At the same time the row in the aisle of the car
- stopped, and there was perfect silence, and I could hear the snow
- rattling against my window. Then I went off into a sound sleep, and
- never woke till we got into New York.”</p>
-
- <p>The stranger seemed to have reached the end of his story, or at
- least to have exhausted the interest it had for him, and he smoked
- on, holding his knee between his hands and looking thoughtfully into
- the fire.</p>
-
- <p>He had left us rather breathless, or, better said, blank, and each
- looked at the other for some initiative; then we united in looking
- at Wanhope; that is, Rulledge and I did. Minver rose and stretched
- himself with what I must describe as a sardonic yawn; Halson had
- stolen away, before the end, as one to whom the end was known.
- Wanhope seemed by no means averse to the inquiry delegated to him,
- but only to be formulating its terms.</p>
-
- <p>“... I wonder”—he turned to the stranger, who sat absently staring
- into the fire—“if you happened to speak to your friend about his
- nightmare in the morning, and whether he was by any chance aware of
- the participation of the others in it?”</p>
-
- <p>“I certainly spoke to him pretty plain when we got into New York.”</p>
-
- <p>“And what did he say?”</p>
-
- <p>“He said he had never slept better in his life, and he couldn’t
- remember having a trace of nightmare. He said he heard <i>me</i> groaning
- at one time, but I stopped just as he woke, and so he didn’t rouse
- me as he thought of doing. It was at Hartford, and he went to sleep
- again, and slept through without a break.”</p>
-
- <p>“And what was your conclusion from that?” Wanhope asked.</p>
-
- <p>“That he was lying, I should say,” Rulledge replied for the
- stranger.</p>
-
- <p>Wanhope still waited, and the stranger said, “I suppose one
- conclusion might be that I had dreamed the whole thing myself.”</p>
-
- <p>“Then you wish me to infer,” the psychologist pursued, “that the
- entire incident was a figment of your sleeping brain? That there was
- no sort of sleeping thought-transference, no metaphantasmia,
- no—&#160;Excuse me. Do you remember verifying your impression of being
- between Worcester and Springfield when the affair occurred, by
- looking at your watch, for instance?”</p>
-
- <p>The stranger suddenly pulled out his watch at the word. “Good
- Heavens!” he called out. “It’s twenty minutes of eleven, and I have
- to take the eleven-o’clock train to Boston. I must bid you
- good-evening, gentlemen. I’ve just time to get it if I can catch a
- cab. Good-night. I hope if you come to Boston—eh—Good-night!
- Sometimes,” he called over his shoulder, “I’ve thought it might have
- been that girl in the stateroom that started the dreaming.”</p>
-
- <p>He had wrung our hands one after another, and now he ran out of the
- room.</p>
-
- </section>
-
- <section class='chapter'>
-
- <h2 class='nobreak' id='ssVIII' title='VIII. The Outcasts of Poker Flat'>
- <span style='font-size:1.1em'>VIII</span><br /><span style='font-size:1.0em'>THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT</span>
- </h2>
-
- <div class='ce sc'>By Bret Harte</div>
-
- <div class='attrb tac mb07'>From “Luck of Roaring Camp,”
- copyright, 1915, by Houghton Mifflin Company. By special
- permission from the publishers.</div>
-
- <p>As Mr. John Oakhurst, gambler, stepped into the main street of Poker
- Flat on the morning of the twenty-third of November, 1850, he was
- conscious of a change in its moral atmosphere since the preceding
- night. Two or three men, conversing earnestly together, ceased as he
- approached, and exchanged significant glances. There was a Sabbath
- lull in the air, which, in a settlement unused to Sabbath
- influences, looked ominous.</p>
-
- <p>Mr. Oakhurst’s calm, handsome face betrayed small concern in these
- indications. Whether he was conscious of any predisposing cause, was
- another question. “I reckon they’re after somebody,” he reflected;
- “likely it’s me.” He returned to his pocket the handkerchief with
- which he had been whipping away the red dust of Poker Flat from his
- neat boots, and quietly discharged his mind of any further
- conjecture.</p>
-
- <p>In point of fact, Poker Flat was “after somebody.”</p>
-
- <p>It had lately suffered the loss of several thousand dollars, two
- valuable horses, and a prominent citizen. It was experiencing a
- spasm of virtuous reaction, quite as lawless and ungovernable as any
- of the acts that had provoked it. A secret committee had determined
- to rid the town of all improper persons. This was done permanently
- in regard of two men who were then hanging from the boughs of a
- sycamore in the gulch, and temporarily in the banishment of certain
- other objectionable characters. I regret to say that some of these
- were ladies. It is but due to the sex, however, to state that their
- impropriety was professional, and it was only in such easily
- established standards of evil that Poker Flat ventured to sit in
- judgment.</p>
-
- <p>Mr. Oakhurst was right in supposing that he was included in this
- category. A few of the committee had urged hanging him as a possible
- example, and a sure method of reimbursing themselves from his
- pockets of the sums he had won from them. “It’s agin justice,” said
- Jim Wheeler, “to let this yer young man from Roaring Camp—an entire
- stranger—carry away our money.” But a crude sentiment of equity
- residing in the breasts of those who had been fortunate enough to
- win from Mr. Oakhurst overruled this narrower local prejudice.</p>
-
- <p>Mr. Oakhurst received his sentence with philosophic calmness, none
- the less coolly that he was aware of the hesitation of his judges.
- He was too much of a gambler not to accept Fate. With him life was
- at best an uncertain game, and he recognized the usual percentage in
- favor of the dealer.</p>
-
- <p>A body of armed men accompanied the deported wickedness of Poker
- Flat to the outskirts of the settlement. Besides Mr. Oakhurst, who
- was known to be a coolly desperate man, and for whose intimidation
- the armed escort was intended, the expatriated party consisted of a
- young woman familiarly known as “The Duchess”; another, who had won
- the title of “Mother Shipton”; and “Uncle Billy,” a suspected
- sluice-robber and confirmed drunkard. The cavalcade provoked no
- comments from the spectators, nor was any word uttered by the
- escort. Only, when the gulch which marked the uttermost limit of
- Poker Flat was reached, the leader spoke briefly and to the point.
- The exiles were forbidden to return at the peril of their lives.</p>
-
- <p>As the escort disappeared, their pent-up feelings found vent in a
- few hysterical tears from the Duchess, some bad language from Mother
- Shipton, and a Parthian volley of expletives from Uncle Billy. The
- philosophic Oakhurst alone remained silent. He listened calmly to
- Mother Shipton’s desire to cut somebody’s heart out, to the repeated
- statements of the Duchess that she would die in the road, and to the
- alarming oaths that seemed to be bumped out of Uncle Billy as he
- rode forward. With the easy good-humor characteristic of his class,
- he insisted upon exchanging his own riding-horse, “Five Spot,” for
- the sorry mule which the Duchess rode. But even this act did not
- draw the party into any closer sympathy. The young woman readjusted
- her somewhat draggled plumes with a feeble, faded coquetry; Mother
- Shipton eyed the possessor of “Five Spot” with malevolence, and
- Uncle Billy included the whole party in one sweeping anathema.</p>
-
- <p>The road to Sandy Bar—a camp that, not having as yet experienced the
- regenerating influences of Poker Flat, consequently seemed to offer
- some invitation to the emigrants—lay over a steep mountain range. It
- was distant a day’s severe travel. In that advanced season, the
- party soon passed out of the moist, temperate regions of the
- foothills into the dry, cold, bracing air of the Sierras. The trail
- was narrow and difficult. At noon the Duchess, rolling out of her
- saddle upon the ground, declared her intention of going no farther,
- and the party halted.</p>
-
- <p>The spot was singularly wild and impressive. A wooded amphitheater,
- surrounded on three sides by precipitous cliffs of naked granite,
- sloped gently toward the crest of another precipice that overlooked
- the valley. It was, undoubtedly, the most suitable spot for a camp,
- had camping been advisable. But Mr. Oakhurst knew that scarcely half
- the journey to Sandy Bar was accomplished, and the party were not
- equipped or provisioned for delay. This fact he pointed out to his
- companions curtly, with a philosophic commentary on the folly of
- “throwing up their hand before the game was played out.” But they
- were furnished with liquor, which in this emergency stood them in
- place of food, fuel, rest, and prescience. In spite of his
- remonstrances, it was not long before they were more or less under
- its influence. Uncle Billy passed rapidly from a bellicose state
- into one of stupor, the Duchess became maudlin, and Mother Shipton
- snored. Mr. Oakhurst alone remained erect, leaning against a rock,
- calmly surveying them.</p>
-
- <p>Mr. Oakhurst did not drink. It interfered with a profession which
- required coolness, impassiveness, and presence of mind, and, in his
- own language, he “couldn’t afford it.” As he gazed at his recumbent
- fellow-exiles, the loneliness begotten of his pariah-trade, his
- habits of life, his very vices, for the first time seriously
- oppressed him. He bestirred himself in dusting his black clothes,
- washing his hands and face, and other acts characteristic of his
- studiously neat habits, and for a moment forgot his annoyance. The
- thought of deserting his weaker and more pitiable companions never
- perhaps occurred to him. Yet he could not help feeling the want of
- that excitement which, singularly enough, was most conducive to that
- calm equanimity for which he was notorious. He looked at the gloomy
- walls that rose a thousand feet sheer above the circling pines
- around him; at the sky, ominously clouded; at the valley below,
- already deepening into shadow. And, doing so, suddenly he heard his
- own name called.</p>
-
- <p>A horseman slowly ascended the trail. In the fresh, open face of the
- new-comer Mr. Oakhurst recognized Tom Simson, otherwise known as
- “The Innocent” of Sandy Bar. He had met him some months before over
- a “little game,” and had, with perfect equanimity, won the entire
- fortune—amounting to some forty dollars—of that guileless youth.
- After the game was finished, Mr. Oakhurst drew the youthful
- speculator behind the door and thus addressed him: “Tommy, you’re a
- good little man, but you can’t gamble worth a cent. Don’t try it
- over again.” He then handed him his money back, pushed him gently
- from the room, and so made a devoted slave of Tom Simson.</p>
-
- <p>There was a remembrance of this in his boyish and enthusiastic
- greeting of Mr. Oakhurst. He had started, he said, to go to Poker
- Flat to seek his fortune. “Alone?” No, not exactly alone; in fact (a
- giggle), he had run away with Piney Woods. Didn’t Mr. Oakhurst
- remember Piney? She that used to wait on the table at the Temperance
- House? They had been engaged a long time, but old Jake Woods had
- objected, and so they had run away, and were going to Poker Flat to
- be married, and here they were. And they were tired out, and how
- lucky it was they had found a place to camp and company. All this
- the Innocent delivered rapidly, while Piney, a stout, comely damsel
- of fifteen, emerged from behind the pine tree, where she had been
- blushing unseen, and rode to the side of her lover.</p>
-
- <p>Mr. Oakhurst seldom troubled himself with sentiment, still less with
- propriety; but he had a vague idea that the situation was not
- fortunate. He retained, however, his presence of mind sufficiently
- to kick Uncle Billy, who was about to say something, and Uncle Billy
- was sober enough to recognize in Mr. Oakhurst’s kick a superior
- power that would not bear trifling. He then endeavored to dissuade
- Tom Simson from delaying further, but in vain. He even pointed out
- the fact that there was no provision, nor means of making a camp.
- But, unluckily, the Innocent met this objection by assuring the
- party that he was provided with an extra mule loaded with
- provisions, and by the discovery of a rude attempt at a loghouse
- near the trail. “Piney can stay with Mrs. Oakhurst,” said the
- Innocent, pointing to the Duchess, “and I can shift for myself.”</p>
-
- <p>Nothing but Mr. Oakhurst’s admonishing foot saved Uncle Billy from
- bursting into a roar of laughter. As it was, he felt compelled to
- retire up the cañon until he could recover his gravity. There he
- confided the joke to the tall pine-trees, with many slaps of his
- leg, contortions of his face, and the usual profanity. But when he
- returned to the party, he found them seated by a fire—for the air
- had grown strangely chill and the sky overcast—in apparently
- amicable conversation. Piney was actually talking in an impulsive,
- girlish fashion to the Duchess, who was listening with an interest
- and animation she had not shown for many days. The Innocent was
- holding forth, apparently with equal effect, to Mr. Oakhurst and
- Mother Shipton, who was actually relaxing into amiability. “Is this
- yer a d—d picnic?” said Uncle Billy, with inward scorn, as he
- surveyed the sylvan group, the glancing firelight, and the tethered
- animals in the foreground. Suddenly an idea mingled with the
- alcoholic fumes that disturbed his brain. It was apparently of a
- jocular nature, for he felt impelled to slap his leg again and cram
- his fist into his mouth.</p>
-
- <p>As the shadows crept slowly up the mountain, a slight breeze rocked
- the tops of the pine-trees, and moaned through their long and gloomy
- aisles. The ruined cabin, patched and covered with pine-boughs, was
- set apart for the ladies. As the lovers parted, they unaffectedly
- exchanged a kiss, so honest and sincere that it might have been
- heard above the swaying pines. The frail Duchess and the malevolent
- Mother Shipton were probably too stunned to remark upon this last
- evidence of simplicity, and so turned without a word to the hut. The
- fire was replenished, the men lay down before the door, and in a few
- minutes were asleep.</p>
-
- <p>Mr. Oakhurst was a light sleeper. Toward morning he awoke benumbed
- and cold. As he stirred the dying fire, the wind, which was now
- blowing strongly, brought to his cheek that which caused the blood
- to leave it,—snow!</p>
-
- <p>He started to his feet with the intention of awakening the sleepers,
- for there was no time to lose. But turning to where Uncle Billy had
- been lying, he found him gone. A suspicion leaped to his brain and a
- curse to his lips. He ran to the spot where the mules had been
- tethered; they were no longer there. The tracks were already rapidly
- disappearing in the snow.</p>
-
- <p>The momentary excitement brought Mr. Oakhurst back to the fire with
- his usual calm. He did not waken the sleepers. The Innocent
- slumbered peacefully, with a smile on his good-humored, freckled
- face; the virgin Piney slept beside her frailer sisters as sweetly
- as though attended by celestial guardians, and Mr. Oakhurst, drawing
- his blanket over his shoulders, stroked his mustache and waited for
- the dawn. It came slowly in a whirling mist of snow-flakes, that
- dazzled and confused the eye. What could be seen of the landscape
- appeared magically changed. He looked over the valley, and summed up
- the present and future in two words,—“snowed in!”</p>
-
- <p>A careful inventory of the provisions, which, fortunately for the
- party, had been stored within the hut, and so escaped the felonious
- fingers of Uncle Billy, disclosed the fact that with care and
- prudence they might last ten days longer. “That is,” said Mr.
- Oakhurst, sotto voce to the Innocent, “if you’re willing to board
- us. If you ain’t—and perhaps you’d better not—you can wait till
- Uncle Billy gets back with provisions.” For some occult reason, Mr.
- Oakhurst could not bring himself to disclose Uncle Billy’s
- rascality, and so offered the hypothesis that he had wandered from
- the camp and had accidentally stampeded the animals. He dropped a
- warning to the Duchess and Mother Shipton, who of course knew the
- facts of their associate’s defection. “They’ll find out the truth
- about us all when they find out anything,” he added, significantly,
- “and there’s no good frightening them now.”</p>
-
- <p>Tom Simson not only put all his worldly store at the disposal of Mr.
- Oakhurst, but seemed to enjoy the prospect of their enforced
- seclusion. “We’ll have a good camp for a week, and then the snow’ll
- melt, and we’ll all go back together.” The cheerful gayety of the
- young man, and Mr. Oakhurst’s calm infected the others. The Innocent
- with the aid of pine-boughs, extemporized a thatch for the roofless
- cabin, and the Duchess directed Piney in the rearrangement of the
- interior with a taste and tact that opened the blue eyes of that
- provincial maiden to their fullest extent. “I reckon now you’re used
- to fine things at Poker Flat,” said Piney. The Duchess turned away
- sharply to conceal something that reddened her cheeks through their
- professional tint, and Mother Shipton requested Piney not to
- “chatter.” But when Mr. Oakhurst returned from a weary search for
- the trail, he heard the sound of happy laughter echoed from the
- rocks. He stopped in some alarm, and his thoughts first naturally
- reverted to the whiskey, which he had prudently cached. “And yet it
- don’t somehow sound like whiskey,” said the gambler. It was not
- until he caught sight of the blazing fire through the still-blinding
- storm and the group around it that he settled to the conviction that
- it was “square fun.”</p>
-
- <p>Whether Mr. Oakhurst had cached his cards with the whiskey as
- something debarred the free access of the community, I cannot say.
- It was certain that, in Mother Shipton’s words, he “didn’t say cards
- once” during that evening. Haply the time was beguiled by an
- accordion, produced somewhat ostentatiously by Tom Simson from his
- pack. Notwithstanding some difficulties attending the manipulation
- of this instrument, Piney Woods managed to pluck several reluctant
- melodies from its keys, to an accompaniment by the Innocent on a
- pair of bone castanets. But the crowning festivity of the evening
- was reached in a rude camp-meeting hymn, which the lovers, joining
- hands, sang with great earnestness and vociferation. I fear that a
- certain defiant tone and Covenanter’s swing to its chorus, rather
- than any devotional quality, caused it speedily to infect the
- others, who at last joined in the refrain:—</p>
-
- <div class='poetry-container'>
- <div class='poetry'>
- <div class='stanza'>
- <div class='verse'>“‘I’m proud to live in the service of the Lord,</div>
- <div class='verse'>And I’m bound to die in His army.’”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
- </div>
- <p>The pines rocked, the storm eddied and whirled above the miserable
- group, and the flames of their altar leaped heaven-ward, as if in
- token of the vow.</p>
-
- <p>At midnight the storm abated, the rolling clouds parted, and the
- stars glittered keenly above the sleeping camp. Mr. Oakhurst, whose
- professional habits had enabled him to live on the smallest possible
- amount of sleep, in dividing the watch with Tom Simson, somehow
- managed to take upon himself the greater part of that duty. He
- excused himself to the Innocent, by saying that he had “often been a
- week without sleep.” “Doing what?” asked Tom. “Poker!” replied
- Oakhurst, sententiously; “when a man gets a streak of
- luck,—nigger-luck,—he don’t get tired. The luck gives in first.
- Luck,” continued the gambler, reflectively, “is a mighty queer
- thing. All you know about it for certain is that it’s bound to
- change. And it’s finding out when it’s going to change that makes
- you. We’ve had a streak of bad luck since we left Poker Flat,—you
- come along, and slap you get into it, too. If you can hold your
- cards right along you’re all right. For,” added the gambler, with
- cheerful irrelevance,—</p>
-
- <div class='poetry-container'>
- <div class='poetry'>
- <div class='stanza'>
- <div class='verse'>“‘I’m proud to live in the service of the Lord,</div>
- <div class='verse'>And I’m bound to die in His army.’”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
- </div>
- <p>The third day came, and the sun, looking through the white-curtained
- valley, saw the outcasts divide their slowly decreasing store of
- provisions for the morning meal. It was one of the peculiarities of
- that mountain climate that its rays diffused a kindly warmth over
- the wintry landscape, as if in regretful commiseration of the past.
- But it revealed drift on drift of snow piled high around the hut,—a
- hopeless, uncharted, trackless sea of white lying below the rocky
- shores to which the castaways still clung. Through the marvellously
- clear air the smoke of the pastoral village of Poker Flat rose miles
- away. Mother Shipton saw it, and from a remote pinnacle of her rocky
- fastness, hurled in that direction a final malediction. It was her
- last vituperative attempt, and perhaps for that reason was invested
- with a certain degree of sublimity. It did her good, she privately
- informed the Duchess. “Just you go out there and cuss, and see.” She
- then set herself to the task of amusing “the child,” as she and the
- Duchess were pleased to call Piney. Piney was no chicken, but it was
- a soothing and original theory of the pair thus to account for the
- fact that she didn’t swear and wasn’t improper.</p>
-
- <p>When night crept up again through the gorges, the reedy notes of the
- accordion rose and fell in fitful spasms and long-drawn gasps by the
- flickering campfire. But music failed to fill entirely the aching
- void left by insufficient food, and a new diversion was proposed by
- Piney,—story-telling. Neither Mr. Oakhurst nor his female companions
- caring to relate their personal experiences, this plan would have
- failed, too, but for the Innocent. Some months before he had chanced
- upon a stray copy of Mr. Pope’s ingenious translation of the
- “Iliad.” He now proposed to narrate the principal incidents of that
- poem—having thoroughly mastered the argument and fairly forgotten
- the words—in the current vernacular of Sandy Bar. And so for the
- rest of that night the Homeric demigods again walked the earth.
- Trojan bully and wily Greek wrestled in the winds, and the great
- pines in the cañon seemed to bow to the wrath of the son of Peleus.
- Mr. Oakhurst listened with quiet satisfaction. Most especially was
- he interested in the fate of “Ash-heels,” as the Innocent persisted
- in denominating the “swift-footed Achilles.”</p>
-
- <p>So with small food and much of Homer and the accordion, a week
- passed over the heads of the outcasts. The sun again forsook them,
- and again from leaden skies the snow-flakes were sifted over the
- land. Day by day closer around them drew the snowy circle, until at
- last they looked from their prison over drifted walls of dazzling
- white, that towered twenty feet above their heads. It became more
- and more difficult to replenish their fires, even from the fallen
- trees beside them, now half hidden in the drifts. And yet no one
- complained. The lovers turned from the dreary prospect and looked
- into each other’s eyes, and were happy. Mr. Oakhurst settled himself
- coolly to the losing game before him. The Duchess, more cheerful
- than she had been, assumed the care of Piney. Only Mother
- Shipton—once the strongest of the party—seemed to sicken and fade.
- At midnight on the tenth day she called Oakhurst to her side. “I’m
- going,” she said, in a voice of querulous weakness, “but don’t say
- anything about it. Don’t waken the kids. Take the bundle from under
- my head and open it.” Mr. Oakhurst did so. It contained Mother
- Shipton’s rations for the last week, untouched. “Give ’em to the
- child,” she said, pointing to the sleeping Piney. “You’ve starved
- yourself,” said the gambler. “That’s what they call it,” said the
- woman, querulously, as she lay down again, and, turning her face to
- the wall, passed quietly away.</p>
-
- <p>The accordion and the bones were put aside that day, and Homer was
- forgotten. When the body of Mother Shipton had been committed to the
- snow, Mr. Oakhurst took the Innocent aside, and showed him a pair of
- snow-shoes, which he had fashioned from the old pack-saddle.
- “There’s one chance in a hundred to save her yet,” he said, pointing
- toward Poker Flat. “If you can reach there in two days she’s safe.”</p>
-
- <p>“And you?” asked Tom Simson. “I’ll stay here,” was the curt reply.</p>
-
- <p>The lovers parted with a long embrace. “You are not going, too?”
- said the Duchess, as she saw Mr. Oakhurst apparently waiting to
- accompany him. “As far as the cañon,” he replied. He turned
- suddenly, and kissed the Duchess, leaving her pallid face aflame,
- and her trembling limbs rigid with amazement.</p>
-
- <p>Night came, but not Mr. Oakhurst. It brought the storm again and the
- whirling snow. Then the Duchess, feeding the fire, found that some
- one had quietly piled beside the hut enough fuel to last a few days
- longer. The tears rose to her eyes, but she hid them from Piney.</p>
-
- <p>The women slept but little. In the morning, looking into each
- other’s faces, they read their fate. Neither spoke; but Piney,
- accepting the position of the stronger, drew near and placed her arm
- around the Duchess’s waist. They kept this attitude for the rest of
- the day. That night the storm reached its greatest fury, and,
- rending asunder the protecting pines, invaded the very hut.</p>
-
- <p>Toward morning they found themselves unable to feed the fire, which
- gradually died away. As the embers slowly blackened, the Duchess
- crept closer to Piney, and broke the silence of many hours: “Piney,
- can you pray?” “No, dear,” said Piney, simply. The Duchess, without
- knowing exactly why, felt relieved, and, putting her head upon
- Piney’s shoulder, spoke no more. And so reclining, the younger and
- purer pillowing the head of her soiled sister upon her virgin
- breast, they fell asleep.</p>
-
- <p>The wind lulled as if it feared to waken them. Feathery drifts of
- snow, shaken from the long pineboughs, flew like white-winged birds,
- and settled about them as they slept. The moon through the rifted
- clouds looked down upon what had been the camp. But all human stain,
- all trace of earthly travail, was hidden beneath the spotless mantle
- mercifully flung from above.</p>
-
- <p>They slept all that day and the next, nor did they waken when voices
- and footsteps broke the silence of the camp. And when pitying
- fingers brushed the snow from their wan faces, you could scarcely
- have told from the equal peace that dwelt upon them, which was she
- that had sinned. Even the law of Poker Flat recognized this, and
- turned away, leaving them still locked in each other’s arms.</p>
-
- <p>But at the head of the gulch, on one of the largest pine-trees, they
- found the deuce of clubs pinned to the bark with a bowie-knife. It
- bore the following, written in pencil, in a firm hand:—</p>
-
- <div class='ce'>
- <div> Beneath this tree</div>
- <div> Lies the body</div>
- <div> of</div>
- <div> John Oakhurst,</div>
- <div> Who struck a streak of bad luck</div>
- <div> on the 23d of November, 1850,</div>
- <div> and</div>
- <div> Handed in his checks</div>
- <div> on the 7th December, 1850.</div>
- </div>
-
- <p style='text-indent:0'>And pulseless and cold, with a Derringer by his side and a bullet in
- his heart, though still calm as in life, beneath the snow lay he who
- was at once the strongest and yet the weakest of the outcasts of
- Poker Flat.</p>
-
- </section>
-
- <section class='chapter'>
-
- <h2 class='nobreak' id='ssIX' title='IX. The Handbook of Hymen'>
- <span style='font-size:1.1em;'>IX</span>
- <br />
- <span style='font-size:1.0em'>THE HANDBOOK OF HYMEN</span>
- </h2>
-
- <div class='ce sc'>By O. Henry</div>
-
- <div class='attrb tac mb07'>From “The Heart of the West,” copyright, 1913, by Doubleday,
- Page &amp; Co. By special permission from the publishers.</div>
-
- <p>’Tis the opinion of myself, Sanderson Pratt, who sets this down,
- that the educational system of the United States should be in the
- hands of the weather bureau. I can give you good reasons for it; and
- you can’t tell me why our college professors shouldn’t be
- transferred to the meteorological department. They have been learned
- to read; and they could very easily glance at the morning papers and
- then wire in to the main office what kind of weather to expect. But
- there’s the other side of the proposition. I am going on to tell you
- how the weather furnished me and Idaho Green with an elegant
- education.</p>
-
- <p>We was up in the Bitter Root Mountains over the Montana line
- prospecting for gold. A chin-whiskered man in Walla-Walla, carrying
- a line of hope as excess baggage, had grubstaked us; and there we
- was in the foothills pecking away, with enough grub on hand to last
- an army through a peace conference. Along one day comes a mail-rider
- over the mountains from Carlos, and stops to eat three cans of
- greengages, and leave us a newspaper of modern date. This paper
- prints a system of premonitions of the weather, and the card it
- dealt Bitter Root Mountains from the bottom of the deck was “warmer
- and fair, with light westerly breezes.”</p>
-
- <p>That evening it began to snow, with the wind strong in the east. Me
- and Idaho moved camp into an old empty cabin higher up the mountain,
- thinking it was only a November flurry. But after falling three foot
- on a level it went to work in earnest; and we knew we was snowed in.
- We got in plenty of firewood before it got deep, and we had grub
- enough for two months, so we let the elements rage and cut up all
- they thought proper.</p>
-
- <p>If you want to instigate the art of manslaughter just shut two men
- up in a eighteen by twenty-foot cabin for a month. Human nature
- won’t stand it.</p>
-
- <p>When the first snowflakes fell me and Idaho Green laughed at each
- other’s jokes and praised the stuff we turned out of a skillet and
- called bread. At the end of three weeks Idaho makes this kind of a
- edict to me. Says he:</p>
-
- <p>“I never exactly heard sour milk dropping out of a balloon on the
- bottom of a tin pan, but I have an idea it would be music of the
- spears compared to this attenuated stream of asphyxiated thought
- that emanates out of your organs of conversation. The kind of
- half-masticated noises that you emit every day puts me in mind of a
- cow’s cud, only she’s lady enough to keep hers to herself, and you
- ain’t.”</p>
-
- <p>“Mr. Green,” says I, “you having been a friend of mine once, I have
- some hesitations in confessing to you that if I had my choice for
- society between you and a common yellow, three-legged cur pup, one
- of the inmates of this here cabin would be wagging a tail just at
- present.”</p>
-
- <p>This way we goes on for two or three days, and then we quits
- speaking to one another. We divides up the cooking implements, and
- Idaho cooks his grub on one side of the fireplace, and me on the
- other. The snow is up to the windows, and we have to keep a fire all
- day.</p>
-
- <p>You see me and Idaho never had any education beyond reading and
- doing “if John had three apples and James five” on a slate. We never
- felt any special need for a university degree, though we had
- acquired a species of intrinsic intelligence in knocking around the
- world that we could use in emergencies. But snowbound in that cabin
- in the Bitter Roots, we felt for the first time that if we had
- studied Homer or Greek and fractions and the higher branches of
- information, we’d have had some resources in the line of meditation
- and private thought. I’ve seen them Eastern college fellows working
- in camps all through the West, and I never noticed but what
- education was less of a drawback to ’em than you would think. Why
- once over on Snake River, when Andrew McWilliams’ saddle horse got
- the botts, he sent a buckboard ten miles for one of these strangers
- that claimed to be a botanist. But that horse died.</p>
-
- <p>One morning Idaho was poking around with a stick on top of a little
- shelf that was too high to reach. Two books fell down to the floor.
- I started toward ’em, but caught Idaho’s eye. He speaks for the
- first time in a week.</p>
-
- <p>“Don’t burn your fingers,” says he. “In spite of the fact that
- you’re only fit to be the companion of a sleeping mud-turtle, I’ll
- give you a square deal. And that’s more than your parents did when
- they turned you loose in the world with the sociability of a
- rattlesnake and the bedside manner of a frozen turnip. I’ll play you
- a game of seven-up, the winner to pick up his choice of the book,
- the loser to take the other.”</p>
-
- <p>We played; and Idaho won. He picked up his book; and I took mine.
- Then each of us got on his side of the house and went to reading.</p>
-
- <p>I never was as glad to see a ten-ounce nugget as I was that book.
- And Idaho looked at his like a kid looks at a stick of candy.</p>
-
- <p>Mine was a little book about five by six inches called “Herkimer’s
- Handbook of Indispensable Information.” I may be wrong, but I think
- that was the greatest book that ever was written. I’ve got it
- to-day; and I can stump you or any man fifty times in five minutes
- with the information in it. Talk about Solomon or the “New York
- Tribune”! Herkimer had cases on both of ’em. That man must have put
- in fifty years and travelled a million miles to find out all that
- stuff. There was the population of all cities in it, and the way to
- tell a girl’s age, and the number of teeth a camel has. It told you
- the longest tunnel in the world, the number of the stars, how long
- it takes for chicken pox to break out, what a lady’s neck ought to
- measure, the veto powers of Governors, the dates of the Roman
- aqueducts, how many pounds of rice going without three beers a day
- would buy, the average annual temperature of Augusta, Maine, the
- quantity of seed required to plant an acre of carrots in drills,
- antidotes for poisons, the number of hairs on a blond lady’s head,
- how to preserve eggs, the height of all the mountains in the world,
- and the dates of all wars and battles and how to restore drowned
- persons, and sunstroke, and the number of tacks in a pound, and how
- to make dynamite and flowers and beds, and what to do before the
- doctor comes—and a hundred times as many things besides. If there
- was anything Herkimer didn’t know I didn’t miss it out of the book.</p>
-
- <p>I sat and read that book for four hours. All the wonders of
- education was compressed in it. I forgot the snow, and I forgot that
- me and old Idaho was on the outs. He was sitting still on a stool
- reading away with a kind of partly soft and partly mysterious look
- shining through his tan-bark whiskers.</p>
-
- <p>“Idaho,” says I, “what kind of a book is yours?”</p>
-
- <p>Idaho must have forgot, too, for he answered moderate, without any
- slander or malignity.</p>
-
- <p>“Why,” says he, “this here seems to be a volume by Homer K. M.”</p>
-
- <p>“Homer K. M. what?” I asks.</p>
-
- <p>“Why, just Homer K. M.,” says he.</p>
-
- <p>“You’re a liar,” says I, a little riled that Idaho should try to put
- me up a tree. “No man is going ’round signing books with his
- initials. If it’s Homer K. M. Spoopendyke, or Homer K. M. McSweeney,
- or Homer K. M. Jones, why don’t you say so like a man instead of
- bitting off the end of it like a calf chewing off the tail of a
- shirt on a clothes-line?”</p>
-
- <p>“I put it to you straight, Sandy,” says Idaho, quiet. “It’s a poem
- book,” says he, “by Homer K. M. I couldn’t get color out of it at
- first, but there’s a vein if you follow it up. I wouldn’t have
- missed this book for a pair of red blankets.”</p>
-
- <p>“You’re welcome to it,” says I. “What I want is a disinterested
- statement of facts for the mind to work on, and that’s what I seem
- to find in the book I’ve drawn.”</p>
-
- <p>“What you’ve got,” says Idaho, “is statistics, the lowest grade of
- information that exists. They’ll poison your mind. Give me old K.
- M.’s system of surmises. He seems to be a kind of a wine agent. His
- regular toast is ‘nothing doing,’ and he seems to have a grouch, but
- he keeps it so well lubricated with booze that his worst kicks sound
- like an invitation to split a quart. But it’s poetry,” says Idaho,
- “and I have sensations of scorn for that truck of yours that tries
- to convey sense in feet and inches. When it comes to explaining the
- instinct of philosophy through the art of nature, old K. M. has got
- your man beat by drills, rows, paragraphs, chest measurement, and
- average annual rainfall.”</p>
-
- <p>So that’s the way me and Idaho had it. Day and night all the
- excitement we got was studying our books. That snowstorm sure fixed
- us with a fine lot of attainments apiece. By the time the snow
- melted, if you had stepped up to me suddenly and said: “Sanderson
- Pratt, what would it cost per square foot to lay a roof with
- twenty-eight tin at nine dollars and fifty cents per box?” I’d have
- told you as quick as light could travel the length of a spade handle
- at the rate of one hundred and ninety-two thousand miles per second.
- How many can do it? You wake up ’most any man you know in the middle
- of the night and ask him quick to tell you the number of bones in
- the human skeleton exclusive of the teeth, or what percentage of the
- vote of the Nebraska Legislature overrules a veto. Will he tell you?
- Try him and see.</p>
-
- <p>About what benefit Idaho got out of his poetry book I didn’t exactly
- know. Idaho boosted the wine-agent every time he opened his mouth;
- but I wasn’t so sure.</p>
-
- <p>This Homer K. M., from what leaked out of his libretto through
- Idaho, seemed to me to be a kind of a dog who looked at life like it
- was a tin can tied to his tail. After running himself half to death,
- he sits down, hangs his tongue out, and looks at the can and says:</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, well, since we can’t shake the growler, let’s get it filled at
- the corner, and all have a drink on me.”</p>
-
- <p>Besides that, it seems he was a Persian; and I never hear of Persia
- producing anything worth mentioning unless it was Turkish rugs and
- Maltese cats.</p>
-
- <p>That spring me and Idaho struck pay ore. It was a habit of ours to
- sell out quick and keep moving. We unloaded on our grubstaker for
- eight thousand dollars apiece; and then we drifted down to this
- little town of Rosa, on the Salmon River, to rest up, and get some
- human grub, and have our whiskers harvested.</p>
-
- <p>Rosa was no mining-camp. It laid in the valley, and was as free of
- uproar and pestilence as one of them rural towns in the country.
- There was a three-mile trolley line champing its bit in the
- environs; and me and Idaho spent a week riding on one of the cars,
- dropping off of nights at the Sunset View Hotel. Being now well read
- as well as travelled, we was soon <i>pro re nata</i>, with the best
- society in Rosa, and was invited out to the most dressed-up and
- high-toned entertainments. It was at a piano recital and
- quail-eating contest in the city hall, for the benefit of the fire
- company, that me and Idaho first met Mrs. De Ormond Sampson, the
- queen of Rosa society.</p>
-
- <p>Mrs. Sampson was a widow, and owned the only two-story house in
- town. It was painted yellow, and whichever way you looked from you
- could see it as plain as egg on the chin of an O’Grady on a Friday.
- Twenty-two men in Rosa besides me and Idaho was trying to stake a
- claim on that yellow house.</p>
-
- <p>There was a dance after the song books and quail bones had been
- raked out of the Hall. Twenty-three of the bunch galloped over to
- Mrs. Sampson and asked for a dance. I side-stepped the two-step, and
- asked permission to escort her home. That’s where I made a hit.</p>
-
- <p>On the way home says she:</p>
-
- <p>“Ain’t the stars lovely and bright to-night, Mr. Pratt?”</p>
-
- <p>“For the chance they’ve got,” says I, “they’re humping themselves in
- a mighty creditable way. That big one you see is sixty-six billions
- of miles distant. It took thirty-six years for its light to reach
- us. With an eighteen-foot telescope you can see forty-three millions
- of ’em, including them of the thirteenth magnitude, which, if one
- was to go out now, you would keep on seeing it for twenty-seven
- hundred years.”</p>
-
- <p>“My!” says Mrs. Sampson. “I never knew that before. How warm it is!
- I’m as damp as I can be from dancing so much.”</p>
-
- <p>“That’s easy to account for,” says I, “when you happen to know that
- you’ve got two million sweat glands working all at once. If every
- one of your perspiratory ducts, which are a quarter of an inch long,
- was placed end to end, they would reach a distance of seven miles.”</p>
-
- <p>“Lawsy!” says Mrs. Sampson. “It sounds like an irrigation ditch you
- was describing, Mr. Pratt. How do you get all this knowledge of
- information?”</p>
-
- <p>“From observation, Mrs. Sampson,” I tells her. “I keep my eyes open
- when I go about the world.”</p>
-
- <p>“Mr. Pratt,” says she, “I always did admire a man of education.
- There are so few scholars among the sap-headed plug-uglies of this
- town that it is a real pleasure to converse with a gentleman of
- culture. I’d be gratified to have you call at my house whenever you
- feel so inclined.”</p>
-
- <p>And that was the way I got the goodwill of the lady in the yellow
- house. Every Tuesday and Friday evenings I used to go there and tell
- her about the wonders of the universe as discovered, tabulated, and
- compiled from nature by Herkimer. Idaho and the other gay Lutherans
- of the town got every minute of the rest of the week that they
- could.</p>
-
- <p>I never imagined that Idaho was trying to work on Mrs. Sampson with
- old K. M.’s rules of courtship till one afternoon when I was on my
- way over to take her a basket of wild hog-plums. I met the lady
- coming down the lane that led to her house. Her eyes was snapping,
- and her hat made a dangerous dip over one eye.</p>
-
- <p>“Mr. Pratt,” she opens up, “this Mr. Green is a friend of yours, I
- believe.”</p>
-
- <p>“For nine years,” says I.</p>
-
- <p>“Cut him out,” says she. “He’s no gentleman!”</p>
-
- <p>“Why, ma’am,” says I, “he’s a plain incumbent of the mountains, with
- asperities and the usual failings of a spendthrift and a liar, but I
- never on the most momentous occasion had the heart to deny that he
- was a gentleman. It may be that in haberdashery and the sense of
- arrogance and display Idaho offends the eye, but inside, ma’am, I’ve
- found him impervious to the lower grades of crime and obesity. After
- nine years of Idaho’s society, Mrs. Sampson,” I winds up, “I should
- hate to impute him, and I should hate to see him imputed.”</p>
-
- <p>“It’s right plausible of you, Mr. Pratt,” says Mrs. Sampson, “to
- take up the curmudgeons in your friend’s behalf; but it don’t alter
- the fact that he has made proposals to me sufficiently obnoxious to
- ruffle the ignominy of any lady.”</p>
-
- <p>“Why, now, now, now!” says I. “Old Idaho do that! I could believe it
- of myself sooner. I never knew but one thing to deride in him; and a
- blizzard was responsible for that. Once while we was snowbound in
- the mountains he became a prey to a kind of spurious and uneven
- poetry, which may have corrupted his demeanor.”</p>
-
- <p>“It has,” says Mrs. Sampson. “Ever since I knew him he has been
- reciting to me a lot of irreligious rhymes by some person he calls
- Ruby Ott, and who is no better than she should be, if you judge by
- her poetry.”</p>
-
- <p>“Then Idaho has struck a new book,” says I, “for the one he had was
- by a man who writes under the nom de plume of K. M.”</p>
-
- <p>“He’d better have stuck to it,” says Mrs. Sampson, “whatever it was.
- And to-day he caps the vortex. I get a bunch of flowers from him,
- and on ’em is pinned a note. Now, Mr. Pratt, you know a lady when
- you see her; and you know how I stand in Rosa society. Do you think
- for a moment that I’d skip out to the woods with a man along with a
- jug of wine and a loaf of bread, and go singing and cavorting up and
- down under the trees with him? I take a little claret with my meals,
- but I’m not in the habit of packing a jug of it into the brush and
- raising Cain in any such style as that. And of course he’d bring his
- book of verses along, too. He said so. Let him go on his scandalous
- picnics alone! Or let him take his Ruby Ott with him. I reckon she
- wouldn’t kick unless it was on account of there being too much bread
- along. And what do you think of your gentleman friend now, Mr.
- Pratt?”</p>
-
- <p>“Well, ’m,” says I, “it may be that Idaho’s invitation was a kind of
- poetry, and meant no harm. May be it belonged to the class of rhymes
- they call figurative. They offend law and order, but they get sent
- through the mails on the grounds that they mean something that they
- don’t say. I’d be glad on Idaho’s account if you’d overlook it,”
- says I, “and let us extricate our minds from the low regions of
- poetry to the higher planes of fact and fancy. On a beautiful
- afternoon like this, Mrs. Sampson,” I goes on, “we should let our
- thoughts dwell accordingly. Though it is warm here, we should
- remember that at the equator the line of perpetual frost is at an
- altitude of fifteen thousand feet. Between the latitudes of forty
- degrees and forty-nine degrees it is from four thousand to nine
- thousand feet.”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, Mr. Pratt,” says Mrs. Sampson, “it’s such a comfort to hear you
- say them beautiful facts after getting such a jar from that minx of
- a Ruby’s poetry!”</p>
-
- <p>“Let us sit on this log at the roadside,” says I, “and forget the
- inhumanity and ribaldry of the poets. It is in the glorious columns
- of ascertained facts and legalized measures that beauty is to be
- found. In this very log we sit upon, Mrs. Sampson,” says I, “is
- statistics more wonderful than any poem. The rings show it was sixty
- years old. At the depth of two thousand feet it would become coal in
- three thousand years. The deepest coal mine in the world is at
- Killingworth, near Newcastle. A box four feet long, three feet wide,
- and two feet eight inches deep will hold one ton of coal. If an
- artery is cut, compress it above the wound. A man’s leg contains
- thirty bones. The Tower of London was burned in 1841.”</p>
-
- <p>“Go on, Mr. Pratt,” says Mrs. Sampson. “Them ideas is so original
- and soothing. I think statistics are just as lovely as they can be.”</p>
-
- <p>But it wasn’t till two weeks later that I got all that was coming to
- me out of Herkimer.</p>
-
- <p>One night I was waked up by folks hollering “Fire!” all around. I
- jumped up and dressed and went out of the hotel to enjoy the scene.
- When I seen it was Mrs. Sampson’s house, I gave forth a kind of
- yell, and I was there in two minutes.</p>
-
- <p>The whole lower story of the yellow house was in flames, and every
- masculine, feminine, and canine in Rosa was there, screeching and
- barking and getting in the way of the firemen. I saw Idaho trying to
- get away from six firemen who were holding him. They was telling him
- the whole place was on fire down-stairs, and no man could go in it
- and come out alive.</p>
-
- <p>“Where’s Mrs. Sampson?” I asks.</p>
-
- <p>“She hasn’t been seen,” says one of the firemen. “She sleeps
- up-stairs. We’ve tried to get in, but we can’t, and our company
- hasn’t any ladders yet.”</p>
-
- <p>I runs around to the light of the big blaze, and pulls the Handbook
- out of my inside pocket. I kind of laughed when I felt it in my
- hands—I reckon I was some daffy with the sensation of excitement.</p>
-
- <p>“Herky, old boy,” I says to it, as I flipped over the pages, “you
- ain’t ever lied to me yet, and you ain’t ever throwed me down at a
- scratch yet. Tell me what, old boy, tell me what!” says I.</p>
-
- <p>I turned to “What to do in Case of Accidents,” on page 117. I run my
- finger down the page, and struck it. Good old Herkimer, he never
- overlooked anything! It said:</p>
-
- <blockquote>
- <p>Suffocation from Inhaling
- Smoke or Gas.—There is nothing better than flaxseed. Place a few seed
- in the outer corner of the eye.</p>
- </blockquote>
-
- <p>I shoved the Handbook back in my pocket, and grabbed a boy that was
- running by.</p>
-
- <p>“Here,” says I, giving him some money, “run to the drug store and
- bring a dollar’s worth of flaxseed. Hurry, and you’ll get another
- one for yourself. Now,” I sings out to the crowd, “we’ll have Mrs.
- Sampson!” And I throws away my coat and hat.</p>
-
- <p>Four of the firemen and citizens grabs hold of me. It’s sure death,
- they say, to go in the house, for the floors was beginning to fall
- through.</p>
-
- <p>“How in blazes,” I sings out, kind of laughing yet, but not feeling
- like it, “do you expect me to put flaxseed in a eye without the
- eye?”</p>
-
- <p>I jabbed each elbow in a fireman’s face, kicked the bark off of one
- citizen’s shin, and tripped the other one with a side hold. And then
- I busted into the house. If I die first I’ll write you a letter and
- tell you if it’s any worse down there than the inside of that yellow
- house was; but don’t believe it yet. I was a heap more cooked than
- the hurry-up orders of broiled chicken that you get in restaurants.
- The fire and smoke had me down on the floor twice, and was about to
- shame Herkimer, but the firemen helped me with their little stream
- of water, and I got to Mrs. Sampson’s room. She’d lost consciousness
- from the smoke, so I wrapped her in the bed clothes and got her on
- my shoulder. Well, the floors wasn’t as bad as they said, or I never
- could have done it—not by no means.</p>
-
- <p>I carried her out fifty yards from the house and laid her on the
- grass. Then, of course, every one of them other twenty-two
- plaintiffs to the lady’s hand crowded around with tin dippers of
- water ready to save her. And up runs the boy with the flaxseed.</p>
-
- <p>I unwrapped the covers from Mrs. Sampson’s head. She opened her eyes
- and says:</p>
-
- <p>“Is that you, Mr. Pratt?”</p>
-
- <p>“S-s-sh,” says I. “Don’t talk till you’ve had the remedy.”</p>
-
- <p>I runs my arm around her neck and raises her head, gentle, and
- breaks the bag of flaxseed with the other hand; and as easy as I
- could I bends over and slips three or four of the seeds in the outer
- corner of her eye.</p>
-
- <p>Up gallops the village doc by this time, and snorts around, and
- grabs at Mrs. Sampson’s pulse, and wants to know what I mean by any
- such sandblasted nonsense.</p>
-
- <p>“Well, old Jalap and Jerusalem oakseed,” says I, “I’m no regular
- practitioner, but I’ll show you my authority, anyway.”</p>
-
- <p>They fetched my coat, and I gets out the Handbook.</p>
-
- <p>“Look on page 117,” says I, “at the remedy for suffocation by smoke
- or gas. Flaxseed in the outer corner of the eye, it says. I don’t
- know whether it works as a smoke consumer or whether it hikes the
- compound gastro-hippopotamus nerve into action, but Herkimer says
- it, and he was called to the case first. If you want to make it a
- consultation, there’s no objection.”</p>
-
- <p>Old doc takes the book and looks at it by means of his specs and a
- fireman’s lantern.</p>
-
- <p>“Well, Mr. Pratt,” says he, “you evidently got on the wrong line in
- reading your diagnosis. The recipe for suffocation says: ‘Get the
- patient into fresh air as quickly as possible, and place in a
- reclining position.’ The flaxseed remedy is for ‘Dust and Cinders in
- the Eye,’ on the line above. But after all—”</p>
-
- <p>“See here,” interrupts Mrs. Sampson, “I reckon I’ve got something to
- say in this consultation. That flaxseed done me more good than
- anything I ever tried.” And then she raises up her head and lays it
- back on my arm again, and says: “Put some in the other eye, Sandy
- dear.”</p>
-
- <p>And so if you was to stop off at Rosa to-morrow, or any other day,
- you’d see a fine new yellow house with Mrs. Pratt, that was Mrs.
- Sampson, embellishing and adorning it. And if you was to step inside
- you’d see on the marble-top center table in the parlor “Herkimer’s
- Handbook of Indispensable Information,” all rebound in red morocco,
- and ready to be consulted on any subject pertaining to human
- happiness and wisdom.</p>
-
- </section>
-
- <section class='chapter'>
-
- <h2 class='nobreak' id='ssX' title='X. Jack and the King'>
- <span style='font-size:1.1em'>X</span><br /><span style='font-size:1.0em'>JACK AND THE KING</span>
- </h2>
-
- <div class='ce sc'>By Seumas MacManus</div>
-
- <div class='attrb tac mb07'>From “In Chimney Corners,” copyright, 1899, by Doubleday,
- Page &amp; Company. By special permission from the author.</div>
-
- <p>Wanst upon a time, when pigs was swine, there was a poor widdy woman
- lived all alone with her wan son Jack in a wee hut of a house, that
- on a dark night ye might aisily walk over it by mistake, not knowin’
- at all, at all, it was there, barrin’ ye’d happen to strike yer toe
- again’ it. An’ Jack an’ his mother lived for lee an’ long, as happy
- as hard times would allow them, in this wee hut of a house, Jack
- sthrivin’ to ’arn a little support for them both by workin’ out, an’
- doin’ wee turns back an’ forrid to the neighbors. But there was one
- winter, an’ times come to look black enough for them—nothin’ to do,
- an’ less to ate, an’ clothe themselves as best they might; an’ the
- winther wore on, gettin’ harder an’ harder, till at length when Jack
- got up out of his bed on a mornin’, an’ axed his mother to make
- ready the drop of stirabout for their little brakwus as usual,
- “Musha, Jack,” says his mother, says she, “the male-chist—thanks be
- to the Lord!—is as empty as Paddy Ruadh’s donkey that used to ate
- his brakwus at supper-time. It stood out long an’ well, but it’s
- empty at last, Jack, an’ no sign of how we’re goin’ to get it filled
- again—only we trust in the good Lord that niver yet disarted the
- widow and the orphan—He’ll not see us wantin’, Jack.”</p>
-
- <p>“The Lord helps them that help themselves, Mother,” says Jack back
- again to her.</p>
-
- <p>“Thrue for ye, Jack,” says she, “but I don’t see how we’re goin’ to
- help ourselves.”</p>
-
- <p>“He’s a mortial dead mule out an’ out that hasn’t a kick in him,”
- says Jack. “An’, Mother, with the help of Providence—not comparin’
- the Christian to the brute baste—I have a kick in me yet; if you
- thought ye could only manage to sthrive along the best way you could
- for a week, or maybe two weeks, till I get back again off a little
- journey I’d like to undhertake.”</p>
-
- <p>“An’ may I make bould to ax, Jack,” says his mother to him, “where
- would ye be afther makin’ the little journey to?”</p>
-
- <p>“You may that, then, Mother,” says Jack. “It’s this: You know the
- King of Munsther is a great jintleman entirely. It’s put on him,
- he’s so jintlemanly, that he was niver yet known to make use of a
- wrong or disrespectable word. An’ he prides himself on it so much
- that he has sent word over all the known airth that he’ll give his
- beautiful daughter—the loveliest picthur in all Munsther, an’ maybe
- in all Irelan’, if we’d say it—an’ her weight in goold, to any man
- that in three trials will make him use the unrespectful word, an’
- say, ‘Ye’re a liar!’ But every man that tries him, an’ fails, loses
- his head. All sorts and descriptions of people, from prences an’
- peers down to bagmen an’ beggars, have come from all parts of the
- known world to thry for the great prize, an’ all of them up to this
- has failed, an’ by consequence lost their heads. But, Mother dear,”
- says Jack, “where’s the use in a head to a man if he can’t get mail
- for it to ate? So I’m goin’ to thry me fortune, only axin’ your
- blissin’ an’ God’s blissin’ to help me on the way.”</p>
-
- <p>“Why, Jack,” says his mother, “it’s a dangersome task; but as you
- remark, where’s the good of the head to ye when ye can’t get mail to
- put in it? So, I give ye my blissin’, an’ night, noon, an’ mornin’
- I’ll be prayin’ for ye to prosper.”</p>
-
- <p>An’ Jack set out, with his heart as light as his stomach, an’ his
- pocket as light as them both together; but a man ’ill not travel far
- in ould Irelan’ (thanks be to God!) on the bare-footed stomach—as
- we’ll call it—or it’ll be his own fault if he does; an’ Jack didn’t
- want for plenty of first-class aitin’ an’ dhrinkin’ lashin’s an’
- lavin’s and pressin’ him to more. An’ in this way he thravelled away
- before him for five long days till he come to the King of Munsther’s
- castle. And when he was comed there he rattled on the gate, an’ out
- come the King.</p>
-
- <p>“Well, me man,” says the King, “what might be your business here?”</p>
-
- <p>“I’m come here, your Kingship,” says Jack, mighty polite, an’
- pullin’ his forelock, be raison his poor ould mother had always
- insthructed him in the heighth of good breedin’—“I’m come here, your
- R’yal Highness,” says Jack, “to thry for yer daughter.”</p>
-
- <p>“Hum!” says the King. “Me good young man,” says he, “don’t ye think
- it a poor thing to lose yer head?”</p>
-
- <p>“If I lose it,” says Jack, “sure one consolation’ll be that I’ll
- lose it in a glorious cause.”</p>
-
- <p>An’ who do ye think would be listenin’ to this same deludherin’
- speech of Jack’s, from over the wall, but the King’s beautiful
- daughter herself. She took an eyeful out of Jack, an’ right well
- plaised she was with his appearance, for,—</p>
-
- <p>“Father,” says she at once, “hasn’t the boy as good a right to get a
- chance as another? What’s his head to you? Let the boy in,” says
- she.</p>
-
- <p>An’ sure enough, without another word, the King took Jack within the
- gates, an’ handin’ him over to the sarvints, tould him to be well
- looked afther an’ cared for till mornin’.</p>
-
- <p>Next mornin’ the King took Jack with him an’ fetched him out into
- the yard. “Now then, Jack,” says he, “we’re goin’ to begin. We’ll
- drop into the stables here, an’ I’ll give you your first chance.”</p>
-
- <p>So he took Jack into the stables an’ showed him some wondherful big
- horses, the likes of which poor Jack never saw afore, an’ everyone
- of which was the heighth of the side wall of the castle an’ could
- step over the castle walls, which were twenty-five feet high,
- without strainin’ themselves.</p>
-
- <p>“Them’s purty big horses, Jack,” says the King. “I don’t suppose
- ever ye saw as big or as wondherful as them in yer life.”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, they’re purty big indeed,” says Jack, takin’ it as cool as if
- there was nothin’ whatsomever astonishin’ to him about them.
- “They’re purty big indeed,” says Jack, “for this counthry. But at
- home with us in Donegal we’d only count them little nags, shootable
- for the young ladies to dhrive in pony-carriages.”</p>
-
- <p>“What!” says the King, “do ye mane to tell me ye have seen bigger in
- Donegal?”</p>
-
- <p>“Bigger!” says Jack. “Phew! Blood alive, yer Kingship, I seen horses
- in my father’s stable that could step over your horses without
- thrippin’. My father owned one big horse—the greatest, I believe, in
- the world again.”</p>
-
- <p>“What was he like?” says the King.</p>
-
- <p>“Well, yer Highness,” says Jack, “it’s quite beyond me to tell ye
- what he was like. But I know when we wanted to mount it could only
- be done by means of a step-laddher, with nine hundred and ninety
- steps to it, every step a mile high, an’ you had to jump seven mile
- off the topmost step to get on his back. He ate nine ton of turnips,
- nine ton of oats, an’ nine ton of hay in the day, an’ it took
- ninety-nine men in the daytime, an’ ninety-nine more in the
- night-time, carrying his feeds to him; an’ when he wanted a drink,
- the ninety-nine men had to lead him to a lough that was nine mile
- long, nine mile broad, an’ nine mile deep, an’ he used to drink it
- dry every time,” says Jack, an’ then he looked at the King,
- expectin’ he’d surely have to make a liar of him for that.</p>
-
- <p>But the King only smiled at Jack, an’ says he, “Jack, that was a
- wonderful horse entirely, an’ no mistake.”</p>
-
- <p>Then he took Jack with him out into the garden for his second trial,
- an’ showed him a beeskep, the size of the biggest rick of hay ever
- Jack had seen; an’ every bee in the skep was the size of a thrush
- an’ queeny bee as big as a jackdaw.</p>
-
- <p>“Jack,” says the King, says he, “isn’t them wondherful bees? I’ll
- warrant ye, ye never saw anything like them?”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, they’re middlin’—middlin’ fairish,” says Jack—“for this
- counthry. But they’re nothin’ at all to the bees we have in Donegal.
- If one of our bees was flying across the fields,” says Jack, “and
- one of your bees happened to come in its way, an’ fall into our
- bee’s eye our bee would fly to the skep, an’ ax another bee to take
- the mote out of his eye.”</p>
-
- <p>“Do you tell me so, Jack?” says the King. “You must have great
- monsthers of bees.”</p>
-
- <p>“Monsthers,” says Jack. “Ah, yer Highness, monsthers is no name for
- some of them. I remimber,” says he, “a mighty great breed of bees me
- father owned. They were that big that when my father’s new castle
- was a-buildin’ (in the steddin’ of the old one which he consaived to
- be too small for a man of his mains), and when the workmen closed in
- the roof, it was found there was a bee inside, an’ the hall door not
- bein’ wide enough, they had to toss the side wall to let it out.
- Then the queeny bee—ah! she was a wonderful baste entirely!” says
- Jack. “Whenever she went out to take the air she used to overturn
- all the ditches and hedges in the country; the wind of her wings
- tossed houses and castles; she used to swallow whole flower gardens;
- an’ one day she flew against a ridge of mountains nineteen thousand
- feet high and knocked a piece out from top to bottom, an’ it’s
- called Barnesmore Gap to this day. This queeny bee was a great
- trouble an’ annoyance to my father, seein’ all the harm she done the
- naybours round about; and once she took it in her head to fly over
- to England, an’ she created such mischief an’ disolation there that
- the King of Englan’ wrote over to my father if he didn’t come
- immediately an’ take home his queeny bee that was wrackin’ an’
- ruinin’ all afore her he’d come over himself at the head of all his
- army, and wipe my father off the face of the airth. So my father
- ordhered me to mount our wondherful big horse that I tould ye about,
- an’ that could go nineteen mile at every step, an’ go over to
- Englan’ an’ bring home our queeny bee. An’ I mounted the horse an’
- started, an’ when I come as far as the sea I had to cross to get
- over to Englan’, I put the horse’s two fore feet into my hat, an’ in
- that way he thrashed the sea dry all the way across an’ landed me
- safely. When I come to the King of Englan’ he had to supply me with
- nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand men an’ ninety-nine thousand
- mile of chains an’ ropes to catch the queeny bee an’ bind her. It
- took us nine years to catch her, nine more to tie her, an’ nine
- years and nine millions of men to drag her home, an’ the King of
- Englan’ was a beggar afther from that day till the day of his death.
- Now what do ye think of that bee?” says Jack, thinkin’ he had the
- King this time sure enough.</p>
-
- <p>But the King was a cuter one than Jack took him for, an’ he only
- smiled again, an’ says he,—</p>
-
- <p>“Well, Jack, that was a wondherful great queeny bee entirely.”</p>
-
- <p>Next, for poor Jack’s third an’ last chance the King took him to
- show him a wondherful field of beans he had, with every bean-stalk
- fifteen feet high, an’ every bean the size of a goose’s egg.</p>
-
- <p>“Well, Jack,” says the King, says he, “I’ll engage ye never saw more
- wondherful bean-stalks than them?”</p>
-
- <p>“Is it them?” says Jack. “Arrah, man yer Kingship,” says he, “they
- may be very good—for this counthry; but sure we’d throw them out of
- the ground for useless afther-shoots in Donegal. I mind one
- bean-stalk in partickler, that my father had for a show an’ a
- cur’osity, that he used to show as a great wondher entirely to
- sthrangers. It stood on ninety-nine acres of ground, it was nine
- hundred mile high, an’ every leaf covered nine acres. It fed nine
- thousand horses, nine thousand mules, an’ nine thousand jackasses
- for nineteen years. He used to send nine thousand harvestmen up the
- stalk in the spring to cut and gather off the soft branches at the
- top. They used to cut these off when they’d reach up as far as them
- (which was always in the harvest time), an’ throw them down, an’
- nine hundred and ninety-nine horses an’ carts were kept busy for
- nine months carting the stuff away. Then the harvestmen always
- reached down to the foot of the stalk at Christmas again.”</p>
-
- <p>“Faix, Jack,” says the King, “it was a wondherful bean-stalk, that,
- entirely.”</p>
-
- <p>“You might say that,” says Jack, trying to make the most of it, for
- he was now on his last leg. “You might say that,” says he. “Why, I
- mind one year I went up the stalk with the harvestmen, an’ when I
- was nine thousand mile up, doesn’t I miss my foot, and down I come.
- I fell feet foremost, and sunk up to my chin in a whinstone rock
- that was at the foot. There I was in a quandhary—but I was not long
- ruminatin’ till I hauled out my knife, an’ cut off my head, an’ sent
- it home to look for help. I watched after it, as it went away, an’
- lo an’ behould ye, afore it had gone a mile I saw a fox set on it,
- and begin to worry it. ‘By this an’ by that,’ says I to meself, ‘but
- this is too bad!’—an’ I jumped out an’ away as hard as I could run,
- to the assistance of my head. An’ when I come up, I lifted my foot
- an’ give the fox three kicks, an’ knocked three kings out of
- him—every one of them a nicer an’ a better jintleman than you.”</p>
-
- <p>“Ye’re a liar, an’ a rascally liar,” says the King.</p>
-
- <p>“More power to ye!” says Jack, givin’ three buck leaps clean into
- the air, “an’ it’s proud I am to get you to confess it; for I have
- won yer daughter.”</p>
-
- <p>Right enough the King had to give up to Jack the daughter—an’ be the
- same token, from the first time she clapped her two eyes on Jack she
- wasn’t the girl to gainsay him—an’ her weight in goold. An’ they
- were both of them marrid, an’ had such a weddin’ as surpassed all
- the weddin’s ever was heerd tell of afore or since in that country
- or in this. An’ Jack lost no time in sendin’ for his poor ould
- mother, an’ neither herself nor Jack ever after knew what it was to
- be in want. An’ may you an’ I never know that same naither.</p>
-
- </section>
-
- <section class='chapter'>
-
- <h2 class='nobreak' id='ssXI' title='XI. Billy’s Tenderfoot'>
- <span style='font-size:1.1em'>XI</span><br /><span style='font-size:1.0em'>BILLY’S TENDERFOOT</span>
- </h2>
-
- <div class='ce sc'>By Stewart Edward White</div>
-
- <div class='attrb tac mb07'>From “Blazed Trail Stories,” copyright, 1904, by Doubleday,
- Page &amp; Company. By special permission from the author.</div>
-
- <p>During one spring of the early seventies Billy Knapp ran a species
- of road-house and hotel at the crossing of the Deadwood and Big Horn
- trails through Custer Valley. Travellers changing from one to the
- other frequently stopped there over night. He sold accommodations
- for man and beast, the former comprising plenty of whiskey, the
- latter plenty of hay. That was the best anyone could say of it. The
- hotel was of logs, two-storied, with partitions of sheeting to
- insure a certain privacy of sight if not of sound; had three beds
- and a number of bunks; and boasted of a woman cook—one of the first
- in the Hills. Billy did not run it long. He was too restless. For
- the time being, however, he was interested and satisfied.</p>
-
- <p>The personnel of the establishment consisted of Billy and the woman,
- already mentioned, and an ancient Pistol of the name of Charley. The
- latter wore many firearms, and had a good deal to say, but had
- never, as Billy expressed it, “made good.” This in the West could
- not be for lack of opportunity. His functions were those of general
- factotum.</p>
-
- <p>One evening Billy sat chair-tilted against the walls of the hotel
- waiting for the stage. By and by it drew in. Charley hobbled out,
- carrying buckets of water for the horses. The driver flung the reins
- from him with the lordly insolence of his privileged class,
- descended slowly, and swaggered to the barroom for his drink. Billy
- followed to serve it.</p>
-
- <p>“Luck,” said the driver, and crooked his elbow.</p>
-
- <p>“Anything new?” queried Billy.</p>
-
- <p>“Nope.”</p>
-
- <p>“Held up?”</p>
-
- <p>“Nope. Black Hank’s over in th’ limestone.”</p>
-
- <p>That exhausted the situation. The two men puffed silently for a
- moment at their pipes. In an instant the driver turned to go.</p>
-
- <p>“I got you a tenderfoot,” he remarked then, casually; “I reckon he’s
- outside.”</p>
-
- <p>“Guess I ambles forth and sees what fer a tenderfoot it is,” replied
- Billy, hastening from behind the bar.</p>
-
- <p>The tenderfoot was seated on a small trunk just outside the door. As
- he held his hat in his hand, Billy could see his dome-like bald
- head. Beneath the dome was a little pink-and-white face, and below
- that narrow, sloping shoulders, a flat chest, and bandy legs. He
- wore a light check suit, and a flannel shirt whose collar was much
- too large for him. Billy took this all in while passing. As the
- driver climbed to the seat, the hotel-keeper commented.</p>
-
- <p>“Say, Hen,” said he, “would you stuff it or put it under a glass
- case?”</p>
-
- <p>“I’d serve it, a lay Tooloose,” replied the driver, briefly, and
- brought his long lash 8-shaped across the four startled backs of his
- horses.</p>
-
- <p>Billy turned to the reinspection of his guest, and met a deprecating
- smile.</p>
-
- <p>“Can I get a room here fer to-night?” he inquired in a high, piping
- voice.</p>
-
- <p>“You kin,” said Billy, shortly, and began to howl for Charley.</p>
-
- <p>That patriarch appeared around the corner, as did likewise the cook,
- a black-eyed, red-cheeked creature, afterward counted by Billy as
- one of his eight matrimonial ventures.</p>
-
- <p>“Snake this stranger’s war-bag into th’ shack,” commanded Billy,
- “and, Nell, jest nat’rally rustle a few grub.”</p>
-
- <p>The stranger picked up a small hand-satchel and followed Charley
- into the building. When, a little later, he reappeared for supper,
- he carried the handbag with him, and placed it under the bench which
- flanked the table. Afterward he deposited it near his hand while
- enjoying a pipe outside. Naturally, all this did not escape Billy.</p>
-
- <p>“Stranger,” said he, “yo’ seems mighty wedded to that thar satchel.”</p>
-
- <p>“Yes, sir,” piped the stranger. Billy snorted at the title. “I has
- some personal belongin’s which is valuable to me.” He opened the bag
- and produced a cheap portrait of a rather cheap-looking woman. “My
- mother that was,” said he.</p>
-
- <p>Billy snorted again and went inside. He hated sentiment of all
- kinds.</p>
-
- <p>The two men sat opposite each other and ate supper, which was served
- by the red-cheeked girl. The stranger kept his eyes on his plate
- while she was in the room. He perched on the edge of the bench with
- his feet tucked under him and resting on the toes. When she
- approached, the muscles of his shoulders and upper arms grew rigid
- with embarrassment, causing strange awkward movements of the hands.
- He answered in monosyllables.</p>
-
- <p>Billy ate expansively and earnestly. Toward the close of the meal
- Charley slipped into place beside him. Charley was out of humor, and
- found the meat cold.</p>
-
- <p>“Damn yore soul, Nell,” he cried, “this yere ain’t fitten fer a
- <i>hog</i> to eat!”
- </p>
-
- <p>The girl did not mind; nor did Billy. It was the country’s mode of
- speech. The stranger dropped his knife.</p>
-
- <p>“I don’t wonder you don’t like it, then,” said he, with a funny
- little blaze of anger.</p>
-
- <p>“Meanin’ what?” shouted Charley, threateningly.</p>
-
- <p>“You mustn’t speak to a lady that way,” replied the stranger,
- firmly, in his little piping voice.</p>
-
- <p>Billy caught the point and exploded in a mighty guffaw.</p>
-
- <p>“Bully fer you!” he cried, slapping his knee; “struck pyrites (he
- pronounced it pie-rights) fer shore that trip, Charley.”</p>
-
- <p>The girl, too, laughed, but quietly. She was just a little touched,
- though only this winter she had left Bismarck because the place
- would have no more of her.</p>
-
- <p>In the face of Billy’s approval, the patriarch fell silent.</p>
-
- <p>About midnight the four inmates of the frontier hotel were awakened
- by a tremendous racket outside. The stranger arose, fully clothed,
- from his bunk, and peered through the narrow open window. A dozen
- horses were standing grouped in charge of a single mounted man,
- indistinguishable in the dark. Out of the open door a broad band of
- light streamed from the saloon, whence came the noise of voices and
- of boots tramping about.</p>
-
- <p>“It is Black Hank,” said Billy, at his elbow, “Black Hank and his
- outfit. He hitches to this yere snubbin’-post occasional.”</p>
-
- <p>Black Hank in the Hills would have translated to Jesse James farther
- south.</p>
-
- <p>The stranger turned suddenly energetic.</p>
-
- <p>“Don’t you make no fight?” he asked.</p>
-
- <p>“Fight?” said Billy, wondering. “Fight? Co’se not. Hank don’t
- plunder <i>me</i> none. He jest ambles along an’ helps himself, and
- leaves th’ dust fer it every time. I jest lays low an’ lets him
- operate. I never has no <i>dealin’s</i> with him, understand. He jest
- nat’rally waltzes in an’ plants his grub-hooks on what he needs. I
- don’t know nothin’ about it. I’m dead asleep.”</p>
-
- <p>He bestowed a shadowy wink on the stranger.</p>
-
- <p>Below, the outlaws moved here and there.</p>
-
- <p>“Billy!” shouted a commanding voice, “Billy Knapp!”</p>
-
- <p>The hotel-keeper looked perplexed.</p>
-
- <p>“Now, what’s he tollin’ <i>me</i> for?” he asked of the man by his side.</p>
-
- <p>“Billy!” shouted the voice again, “come down here, you Siwash. I
- want to palaver with you.”</p>
-
- <p>“All right, Hank,” replied Billy.</p>
-
- <p>He went to his “room,” and buckled on a heavy belt; then descended
- the steep stairs. The barroom was lighted and filled with men. Some
- of them were drinking and eating; others were strapping provisions
- into portable form. Against the corner of the bar a tall figure of a
- man leaned smoking—a man lithe, active, and muscular, with a keen
- dark face, and black eyebrows which met over his nose. Billy walked
- silently to this man.</p>
-
- <p>“What is it?” he asked, shortly. “This yere ain’t in th’ agreement.”</p>
-
- <p>“I know that,” replied the stranger.</p>
-
- <p>“Then leave yore dust and vamoose.”</p>
-
- <p>“My dust is there,” replied Black Hank, placing his hand on a
- buckskin bag at his side, “and you’re paid, Billy Knapp. I want to
- ask you a question. Standing Rock has sent fifty thousand dollars in
- greenbacks to Spotted Tail. The messenger went through here to-day.
- Have you seen him?”</p>
-
- <p>“Nary messenger,” replied Billy, in relief. “Stage goes empty.”</p>
-
- <p>Charley had crept down the stairs and into the room.</p>
-
- <p>“What in hell are yo’ doin’ yere, yo’ ranikaboo ijit?” inquired
- Billy, truculently.</p>
-
- <p>“That thar stage ain’t what you calls <i>empty</i>,” observed Charley,
- unmoved.</p>
-
- <p>A light broke on Billy’s mind. He remarked the valise which the
- stranger had so carefully guarded; and though his common-sense told
- him that an inoffensive non-combatant such as the guest would hardly
- be chosen as express messenger, still the bare possibility remained.</p>
-
- <p>“Yo’re right,” he agreed, carelessly, “thar is one tenderfoot who
- knows as much of ridin’ express as a pig does of a ruffled shirt.”</p>
-
- <p>“I notes he’s almighty particular about that carpetbag of his’n,”
- insisted Charley.</p>
-
- <p>The man against the counter had lost nothing of the scene. Billy’s
- denial, his hesitation, his half-truth all looked suspicious to him.
- With one swift, round sweep of the arm he had Billy covered. Billy’s
- hands shot over his head without the necessity of command.</p>
-
- <p>The men ceased their occupations and gathered about. Scenes of this
- sort were too common to elicit comment or arouse excitement. They
- knew perfectly well the <i>laissez-faire</i> relations which obtained
- between the two Westerners.</p>
-
- <p>“Now,” said Black Hank, angrily, in a low tone, “I want to know why
- in hell you tried that monkey game.”</p>
-
- <p>Billy, wary and unafraid, replied that he had tried no game, that he
- had forgotten the tenderfoot for the moment, and that he did not
- believe the latter would prove to be the sought-for express
- messenger.</p>
-
- <p>One of the men, at a signal from his leader, relieved Billy’s heavy
- belt of considerable weight. Then the latter was permitted to sit on
- a cracker-box. Two more mounted the stairs. In a moment they
- returned to report that the upper story contained no human beings,
- strange or otherwise, except the girl, but that there remained a
- small trunk. Under further orders, they dragged the trunk down into
- the barroom. It was broken open and found to contain nothing but
- clothes—of the plainsman’s cut, material, and state of wear; a
- neatly folded Mexican saddle showing use, and a rawhide quirt.</p>
-
- <p>“Hell of a tenderfoot!” said Black Hank, contemptuously.</p>
-
- <p>The outlaws had already scattered outside to look for the trail. In
- this they were unsuccessful, reporting, indeed, that not the
- faintest sign indicated escape in any direction.</p>
-
- <p>Billy knew his man. The tightening of Black Hank’s close-knit brows
- meant but one thing. One does not gain chieftainship of any kind in
- the West without propping his ascendancy with acts of ruthless
- decision. Billy leaped from his cracker-box with the suddenness of
- the puma, seized Black Hank firmly about the waist, whirled him into
- a sort of shield, and began an earnest struggle for the instant
- possession of the outlaw’s drawn revolver. It was a gallant attempt,
- but an unsuccessful one. In a moment Billy was pinioned to the
- floor, and Black Hank was rubbing his abraded forearm. After that
- the only question was whether it should be rope or bullet.</p>
-
- <p>Now, when Billy had gone downstairs, the stranger had wasted no
- further time at the window. He had in his possession fifty thousand
- dollars in greenbacks which he was to deliver as soon as possible to
- the Spotted Tail agency in Wyoming. The necessary change of stage
- lines had forced him to stay over night at Billy Knapp’s hotel.</p>
-
- <p>The messenger seized his bag and softly ran along through the
- canvas-partitioned room wherein Billy slept, to a narrow window
- which he had already noticed gave out almost directly into the pine
- woods. The window was of oiled paper, and its catch baffled him. He
- knew it should slide back; but it refused to slide. He did not dare
- break the paper because of the crackling noise. A voice at his
- shoulder startled him.</p>
-
- <p>“I’ll show you,” whispered the red-cheeked girl.</p>
-
- <p>She was wrapped loosely in a blanket, her hair falling about her
- shoulders, and her bare feet showed beneath her coverings.</p>
-
- <p>The little man suffered at once an agony of embarrassment in which
- the thought of his errand was lost. It was recalled to him by the
- girl.</p>
-
- <p>“There you are,” she whispered, showing him the open window.</p>
-
- <p>“Thank you,” he stammered painfully. “I assure you—I wish—”</p>
-
- <p>The girl laughed under her breath.</p>
-
- <p>“That’s all right,” she said, heartily, “I owe you that for calling
- old whiskers off his bronc,” and she kissed him.</p>
-
- <p>The messenger, trembling with self-consciousness, climbed hastily
- through the window, ran the broad loop of the satchel up his arm,
- and instead of dropping to the ground, as the girl had expected,
- swung himself lightly into the branches of a rather large scrub-oak
- that grew near. She listened to the rustle of the leaves for a
- moment as he neared the trunk, and then, unable to restrain her
- curiosity in regard to the doings below, turned to the stairway.</p>
-
- <p>As she did so, two men mounted. They examined the three rooms of the
- upper story hastily but carefully, paying scant attention to her,
- and departed swearing. In a few moments they returned for the
- stranger’s trunk. Nell followed them down the stairs as far as the
- doorway. There she heard and saw things, and fled in bitter dismay
- to the back of the house when Billy Knapp was overpowered.</p>
-
- <p>At the window she knelt, clasping her hands and sinking her head
- between her arms. Women in the West, at least women like Nell, do
- not weep. But she came near it. Suddenly she raised her head. A
- voice next her ear had addressed her.</p>
-
- <p>She looked here and there and around, but could discover nothing.</p>
-
- <p>“Here, outside,” came the low, guarded voice, “in the tree.”</p>
-
- <p>Then she saw that the little stranger had not stirred from his first
- alighting-place.</p>
-
- <p>“Beg yore pardon, ma’am, fer startling you or fer addressing you at
- all, which I shouldn’t, but—”</p>
-
- <p>“Oh, never mind that,” said the girl, impatiently, shaking back her
- hair. So deprecating and timid were the tones, that almost without
- an effort of the imagination she could picture the little man’s
- blushes and his half-sidling method of delivery. At this supreme
- moment his littleness and lack of self-assertion jarred on her mood.
- “What’re you doin’ there? Thought you’d vamoosed.”</p>
-
- <p>“It was safer here,” explained the stranger, “I left no trail.”</p>
-
- <p>She nodded comprehension of the common-sense of this.</p>
-
- <p>“But, ma’am, I took the liberty of speakin’ to you because you seems
- to be in trouble. Of course, I ain’t got no right to <i>ask</i>, an’ if
- you don’t care to tell me—”</p>
-
- <p>“They’re goin’ to kill Billy,” broke in Nell, with a sob.</p>
-
- <p>“What for?”</p>
-
- <p>“I don’t just rightly make out. They’s after someone, and they
- thinks Billy’s caching him. I reckon it’s you. Billy ain’t caching
- nothin’, but they thinks he is.”</p>
-
- <p>“It’s me they’s after, all right. Now, you know where I am, why
- don’t you tell them and save Billy?”</p>
-
- <p>The girl started, but her keen Western mind saw the difficulty at
- once.</p>
-
- <p>“They thinks Billy pertects you just th’ same.”</p>
-
- <p>“Do you love him?” asked the stranger.</p>
-
- <p>“God knows I’m purty tough,” confessed Nell, sobbing, “but I jest do
- that!” and she dropped her head again.</p>
-
- <p>The invisible stranger in the gloom fell silent, considering.</p>
-
- <p>“I’m a pretty rank proposition, myself,” said he at last, as if to
- himself, “and I’ve got a job on hand which same I oughta put through
- without givin’ attention to anything else. As a usual thing folks
- don’t care fer me, and I don’t care much fer folks. Women especial.
- They drives me plumb tired. I reckon I don’t stack up very high in
- th’ blue chips when it comes to cashin’ in with the gentle sex,
- anyhow; but in general they gives me as much notice as they lavishes
- on a doodle-bug. I ain’t kickin’, you understand, nary bit; but onct
- in a dog’s age I kind of hankers fer a decent look from one of ’em.
- I ain’t never had no women-folks of my own, never. Sometimes I
- thinks it would be some scrumptious to know a little gal waitin’ fer
- me somewhere. They ain’t none. They never will be. I ain’t built
- that way. You treated me white to-night. You’re th’ first woman that
- ever kissed me of her own accord.”</p>
-
- <p>The girl heard a faint scramble, then the soft <i>pat</i> of someone
- landing on his feet. Peering from the window she made out a faint,
- shadowy form stealing around the corner of the hotel. She put her
- hand to her heart and listened. Her understanding of the stranger’s
- motives was vague at best, but she had caught his confession that
- her kiss had meant much to him, and even in her anxiety she felt an
- inclination to laugh. She had bestowed that caress as she would have
- kissed the cold end of a dog’s nose.</p>
-
- <p>The men below stairs had, after some discussion, decided on bullet.
- This was out of consideration for Billy’s standing as a
- frontiersman. Besides, he had stolen no horses. In order not to
- delay matters, the execution was fixed for the present time and
- place. Billy stood with his back to the logs of his own hotel, his
- hands and feet bound, but his eyes uncovered. He had never lost his
- nerve. In the short respite which preparation demanded, he told his
- opponents what he thought of them.</p>
-
- <p>“Proud?” he concluded a long soliloquy as if to the reflector of the
- lamp. “Proud?” he repeated reflectively. “This yere Hank’s jest that
- proud he’s all swelled up like a poisoned pup. Ain’t everyone kin
- corall a man sleepin’ and git fifty thousand without turnin’ a
- hair.”</p>
-
- <p>Black Hank distributed three men to do the business. There were no
- heroics. The execution of this man was necessary to him, not because
- he was particularly angry over the escape of the messenger—he
- expected to capture that individual in due time—but in order to
- preserve his authority over his men. He was in the act of moving
- back to give the shooters room, when he heard behind him the door
- open and shut.</p>
-
- <p>He turned. Before the door stood a small consumptive-looking man in
- a light check suit. The tenderfoot carried two short-barreled Colt’s
- revolvers, one of which he presented directly at Black Hank.</p>
-
- <p>“’Nds up!” he commanded, sharply.</p>
-
- <p>Hank was directly covered, so he obeyed. The new-comer’s eye had a
- strangely restless quality. Of the other dozen inmates of the room,
- eleven were firmly convinced that the weapon and eye not directly
- levelled at their leader were personally concerned with themselves.
- The twelfth thought he saw his chance. To the bewildered onlookers
- there seemed to be a flash and a bang, instantaneous; then things
- were as before. One of the stranger’s weapons still pointed at Black
- Hank’s breast; the other at each of the rest.</p>
-
- <p>Only the twelfth man, he who had seen his chance, had collapsed
- forward to the floor. No one could assure himself positively that he
- had discerned the slightest motion on the part of the stranger.</p>
-
- <p>“Now,” said the latter, sharply, “one at a time, gentlemen. Drop
- yore gun,” this last to Black Hank, “muzzle down. Drop it! Correct!”</p>
-
- <p>One of the men in the back of the room stirred slightly on the ball
- of his foot.</p>
-
- <p>“Steady, there!” warned the stranger. The man stiffened.</p>
-
- <p>“Next gent,” went on the little man, subtly indicating another. The
- latter obeyed without hesitation. “Next. Now you. Now you in th’
- corner.”</p>
-
- <p>One after another the pistols clattered to the floor. Not for an
- instant could a single inmate of the apartment, armed or unarmed,
- flatter himself that his slightest motion was unobserved. They were
- like tigers on the crouch, ready to spring the moment the man’s
- guard lowered. It did not lower. The huddled figure on the floor
- reminded them of what might happen. They obeyed.</p>
-
- <p>“Step back,” commanded the stranger next. In a moment he had them
- standing in a row against the wall, rigid, upright, their hands over
- their heads. Then for the first time the stranger moved from his
- position by the door.</p>
-
- <p>“Call her,” he said to Billy, “th’ girl.”</p>
-
- <p>Billy raised his voice. “Nell! Oh, Nell!”</p>
-
- <p>In a moment she appeared in the doorway at the foot of the stairs,
- without hesitation or fear. When she perceived the state of affairs,
- she brightened almost mischievously.</p>
-
- <p>“Would you jest as soon, ma’am, if it ain’t troubling you too much,
- jest nat’rally sort of untie Billy?” requested the stranger.</p>
-
- <p>She did so. The hotel-keeper stretched his arms.</p>
-
- <p>“Now, pick up th’ guns, please.”</p>
-
- <p>The two set about it.</p>
-
- <p>“Where’s that damn ol’ reprobate?” inquired Billy, truculently,
- looking about for Charley.</p>
-
- <p>The patriarch had quietly slipped away.</p>
-
- <p>“You kin drop them hands,” advised the stranger, lowering the
- muzzles of his weapons. The leader started to say something.</p>
-
- <p>“You shut up!” said Billy, selecting his own weapons from the heap.</p>
-
- <p>The stranger suddenly picked up one of the Colt’s single-action
- revolvers which lay on the floor, and, holding the trigger back
- against the guard, exploded the six charges by hitting the hammer
- smartly with the palm of his hand. In the thrusting motion of this
- discharge he evidently had design, for the first six wine-glasses on
- Billy’s bar were shivered. It was wonderful work, rattling fire,
- quicker than a self-cocker even. He selected another weapon. From a
- pile of tomato-cans he took one and tossed it into the air. Before
- it had fallen he had perforated it twice, and as it rolled along the
- floor he helped its progression by four more bullets which left
- streams of tomato-juice where they had hit. The room was full of
- smoke.</p>
-
- <p>The group watched, fascinated.</p>
-
- <p>Then the men against the wall grew rigid. Out of the film of smoke
- long, vivid streams of fire flashed toward them, now right, now
- left, like the alternating steam of a locomotive’s pistons. SMASH,
- SMASH! SMASH, SMASH! hit the bullets with regular thud. With the
- twelfth discharge the din ceased. Midway in the space between the
- heads of each pair of men against the wall was a round hole. No one
- was touched.</p>
-
- <p>A silence fell. The smoke lightened and blew slowly through the open
- door. The horses, long since deserted by their guardians in favor of
- the excitement within, whinnied. The stranger dropped the smoking
- Colts, and quietly reproduced his own short-barrelled arms from his
- side-pockets, where he had thrust them. Billy broke the silence at
- last.</p>
-
- <p>“That’s <i>shootin’</i>!” he observed, with a sigh.</p>
-
- <p>“Them fifty thousand is outside,” clicked the stranger. “Do you want
- them?”</p>
-
- <p>There was no reply.</p>
-
- <p>“I aims to pull out on one of these-yere hosses of yours,” said he.
- “Billy he’s all straight. He doesn’t know nothin’ about me.”</p>
-
- <p>He collected the six-shooters from the floor.</p>
-
- <p>“I jest takes these with me for a spell,” he continued. “You’ll find
- them, if you look hard enough, along on th’ trail—also yore broncs.”</p>
-
- <p>He backed toward the door.</p>
-
- <p>“I’m layin’ fer th’ man that sticks his head out that door,” he
- warned.</p>
-
- <p>“Stranger,” said Black Hank as he neared the door.</p>
-
- <p>The little man paused.</p>
-
- <p>“Might I ask yore name?”</p>
-
- <p>“My name is Alfred,” replied the latter.</p>
-
- <p>Black Hank looked chagrined.</p>
-
- <p>“I’ve hearn tell of you,” he acknowledged.</p>
-
- <p>The stranger’s eye ran over the room, and encountered that of the
- girl. He shrank into himself and blushed.</p>
-
- <p>“Good-night,” he said, hastily, and disappeared. A moment later the
- beat of hoofs became audible as he led the bunch of horses away.</p>
-
- <p>For a time there was silence. Then Billy, “By God, Hank, I means to
- stand in with you, but you let that kid alone, or I plugs you!”</p>
-
- <p>“Kid, huh!” grunted Hank. “Alfred a kid! I’ve hearn tell of him.”</p>
-
- <p>“What’ve you heard?” inquired the girl.</p>
-
- <p>“He’s th’ plumb best scout on th’ southern trail,” replied Black
- Hank.</p>
-
- <p>The year following, Billy Knapp, Alfred, and another man named Jim
- Buckley took across to the hills the only wagon-train that dared set
- out that summer.</p>
-
- </section>
-
- <section class='chapter'>
-
- <h2 class='nobreak' id='ssXII' title='XII. The Nightingale and the Rose'>
- <span style='font-size:1.1em'>XII</span><br /><span style='font-size:1.0em'>THE NIGHTINGALE AND THE ROSE</span>
- </h2>
-
- <div class='ce sc'>By Oscar Wilde</div>
-
- <div class='attrb'>From “Fairy Tales,” copyright, 1913, by G. P. Putnam’s Sons.
- By special permission from the publishers.</div>
-
- <p>“She said that she would dance with me if I brought her red roses,”
- cried the young Student; “but in all my garden there is no red
- rose.”</p>
-
- <p>From her nest in the Holm-oak tree the Nightingale heard him, and
- she looked out through the leaves, and wondered.</p>
-
- <p>“No red rose in all my garden!” he cried, and his beautiful eyes
- filled with tears. “Ah, on what little things does happiness depend.
- I have read all the wise men have written and all the secrets of
- philosophy are mine, yet for want of a red rose is my life made
- wretched.”</p>
-
- <p>“Here at last is a true lover,” said the Nightingale. “Night after
- night have I sung of him, though I knew him not; night after night
- have I told his story to the stars, and now I see him. His hair is
- dark as the hyacinth-blossom, and his lips as red as the rose of his
- desire; but passion has made his face like pale ivory, and sorrow
- has set her seal upon his brow.”</p>
-
- <p>“The Prince gives a ball to-morrow night,” murmured the young
- Student, “and my love will be of the company. If I bring her a red
- rose, I shall hold her in my arms, and she will lean her head upon
- my shoulder, and her hand will be clasped in mine. But there is no
- red rose in my garden, so I shall sit lonely, and she will pass me
- by. She will have no heed of me, and my heart will break.”</p>
-
- <p>“Here indeed is the true lover,” said the Nightingale. “What I sing
- of, he suffers; what is joy to me, to him is pain. Surely Love is a
- wonderful thing. It is more precious than emeralds, and dearer than
- fine opals. Pearls and pomegranates cannot buy it, nor is it set
- forth in the market-place. It may not be purchased of the merchants,
- nor can it be weighed out in the balance for gold.”</p>
-
- <p>“The musicians will sit in their gallery,” said the young Student,
- “and play upon their stringed instruments, and my love will dance to
- the sound of the harp and violin. She will dance so lightly that her
- feet will not touch the floor, and the courtiers in their gay
- dresses will throng round her. But with me she will not dance, for I
- have no red rose to give her”; and he flung himself down on the
- grass, and buried his face in his hands, and wept.</p>
-
- <p>“Why is he weeping?” asked a little Green Lizard, as he ran past him
- with his tail in the air.</p>
-
- <p>“Why, indeed?” said a Butterfly, who was fluttering after a sunbeam.</p>
-
- <p>“Why, indeed?” whispered a Daisy to his neighbor, in a soft low
- voice.</p>
-
- <p>“He is weeping for a red rose,” said the Nightingale.</p>
-
- <p>“For a red rose!” they cried; “how very ridiculous!” and the Lizard,
- who was something of a cynic, laughed outright.</p>
-
- <p>But the Nightingale understood the secret of the Student’s sorrow,
- and she sat silent in the Oak-tree, and thought about the mystery of
- love.</p>
-
- <p>Suddenly she spread her brown wings for flight and soared into the
- air. She passed through the grove like a shadow, and like a shadow
- she sailed across the garden.</p>
-
- <p>In the center of the grass-plot was standing a beautiful Rose-tree,
- and when she saw it she flew over to it, and lit upon a spray.</p>
-
- <p>“Give me a red rose,” she cried, “and I will sing you my sweetest
- song.”</p>
-
- <p>But the Tree shook its head.</p>
-
- <p>“My roses are white,” it answered; “as white as the foam of the sea
- and whiter than the snow upon the mountain. But go to my brother who
- grows round the sun-dial, and perhaps he will give you what you
- want.”</p>
-
- <p>So the Nightingale flew over to the Rose-tree that was growing round
- the old sun-dial.</p>
-
- <p>“Give me a red rose,” she cried, “and I will sing you my sweetest
- song.”</p>
-
- <p>But the Tree shook its head.</p>
-
- <p>“My roses are yellow,” it answered; “as yellow as the hair of the
- mermaiden who sits upon an amber throne, and yellower than the
- daffodil that blooms in the meadow before the mower comes with his
- scythe. But go to my brother who grows beneath the Student’s window,
- and perhaps he will give you what you want.”</p>
-
- <p>So the Nightingale flew over to the Rose-tree that was growing
- beneath the Student’s window.</p>
-
- <p>“Give me a red rose,” she cried, “and I will sing you my sweetest
- song.”</p>
-
- <p>But the Tree shook its head.</p>
-
- <p>“My roses are red,” it answered, “as red as the feet of the dove,
- and redder than the great fans of coral that wave and wave in the
- ocean-cavern. But the winter has chilled my veins, and the frost has
- nipped my buds, and the storm has broken my branches, and I shall
- have no roses at all this year.”</p>
-
- <p>“One red rose is all I want,” cried the Nightingale, “only one red
- rose! Is there no way by which I can get it?”</p>
-
- <p>“There is a way,” answered the Tree; “but it is so terrible that I
- dare not tell it to you.”</p>
-
- <p>“Tell it to me,” said the Nightingale; “I am not afraid.”</p>
-
- <p>“If you want a red rose,” said the Tree, “you must build it out of
- music by moonlight, and stain it with your own heart’s-blood. You
- must sing to me with your breast against a thorn. All night long you
- must sing to me, and the thorn must pierce your heart, and your
- life-blood must flow into my veins, and become mine.”</p>
-
- <p>“Death is a great price to pay for a red rose,” cried the
- Nightingale, “and Life is very dear to all. It is pleasant to sit in
- the green wood, and to watch the Sun in his chariot of gold, and the
- Moon in her chariot of pearl. Sweet is the scent of the hawthorn,
- and sweet are the bluebells that hide in the valley, and the heather
- that blows on the hill. Yet Love is better than Life, and what is
- the heart of a bird compared to the heart of a man?”</p>
-
- <p>So she spread her brown wings for flight, and soared into the air.
- She swept over the garden like a shadow, and like a shadow she
- sailed through the grove.</p>
-
- <p>The young Student was still lying on the grass, where she had left
- him, and the tears were not yet dry in his beautiful eyes.</p>
-
- <p>“Be happy,” cried the Nightingale, “be happy; you shall have your
- red rose. I will build it out of music by moonlight, and stain it
- with my own heart’s-blood. All that I ask of you in return is that
- you will be a true lover, for Love is wiser than Philosophy, though
- she is wise, and mightier than Power, though he is mighty.
- Flame-colored are his wings, and colored like flame is his body. His
- lips are sweet as honey, and his breath is like frankincense.”</p>
-
- <p>The Student looked up from the grass, and listened, but he could not
- understand what the Nightingale was saying to him, for he only knew
- the things that are written down in books.</p>
-
- <p>But the Oak-tree understood, and felt sad, for he was very fond of
- the little Nightingale, who had built her nest in his branches.</p>
-
- <p>“Sing me one last song,” he whispered; “I shall feel very lonely
- when you are gone.”</p>
-
- <p>So the Nightingale sang to the Oak-tree, and her voice was like
- water bubbling from a silver jar.</p>
-
- <p>When she had finished her song, the Student got up, and pulled a
- note-book and a lead-pencil out of his pocket.</p>
-
- <p>“She has form,” he said to himself, as he walked away through the
- grove—“that cannot be denied to her; but has she got feeling? I am
- afraid not. In fact, she is like most artists; she is all style,
- without any sincerity. She would not sacrifice herself for others.
- She thinks merely of music, and everybody knows that the arts are
- selfish. Still, it must be admitted that she has some beautiful
- notes in her voice. What a pity it is that they do not mean
- anything, or do any practical good.” And he went into his room, and
- lay down on his little pallet-bed, and began to think of his love;
- and, after a time, he fell asleep.</p>
-
- <p>And when the Moon shone in the heavens the Nightingale flew to the
- Rose-tree, and set her breast against the thorn. All night long she
- sang with her breast against the thorn, and the cold crystal Moon
- leaned down and listened. All night long she sang, and the thorn
- went deeper and deeper into her breast, and her life blood ebbed
- away from her.</p>
-
- <p>She sang first of the birth of love in the heart of a boy and girl.
- And on the topmost spray of the Rose-tree there blossomed a
- marvellous rose, petal following petal, as song followed song. Pale
- was it, at first, as the mist that hangs over the river—pale as the
- feet of the morning, and silver as the wings of the dawn. As the
- shadow of a rose in a mirror of silver, as the shadow of a rose in a
- water-pool, so was the rose that blossomed on the topmost spray of
- the Tree.</p>
-
- <p>But the Tree cried to the Nightingale to press closer against the
- thorn. “Press closer, little Nightingale,” cried the Tree, “or the
- Day will come before the rose is finished.”</p>
-
- <p>So the Nightingale pressed closer against the thorn, and louder and
- louder grew her song, for she sang of the birth of passion in the
- soul of a man and a maid.</p>
-
- <p>And a delicate flush of pink came into the leaves of the rose, like
- the flush in the face of the bridegroom when he kisses the lips of
- the bride. But the thorn had not yet reached her heart, so the
- rose’s heart remained white, for only a Nightingale’s heart-blood
- can crimson the heart of a rose.</p>
-
- <p>And the Tree cried to the Nightingale to press closer against the
- thorn. “Press closer, little Nightingale,” cried the Tree, “or the
- Day will come before the rose is finished.”</p>
-
- <p>So the Nightingale pressed closer against the thorn, and the thorn
- touched her heart, and a fierce pang of pain shot through her.
- Bitter, bitter was the pain, and wilder and wilder grew her song,
- for she sang of the Love that is perfected by Death, of the Love
- that dies not in the tomb.</p>
-
- <p>And the marvellous rose became crimson, like the rose of the eastern
- sky. Crimson was the girdle of petals, and crimson as a ruby was the
- heart.</p>
-
- <p>But the Nightingale’s voice grew fainter, and her little wings began
- to beat, and a film came over her eyes. Fainter and fainter grew her
- song, and she felt something choking her in her throat.</p>
-
- <p>Then she gave one last burst of music. The white Moon heard it, and
- she forgot the dawn, and lingered on in the sky. The red rose heard
- it, and it trembled all over with ecstasy, and opened its petals to
- the cold morning air. Echo bore it to her purple cavern in the
- hills, and woke the sleeping shepherds from their dreams. It floated
- through the reeds of the river, and they carried its message to the
- sea.</p>
-
- <p>“Look, look!” cried the Tree, “the rose is finished now”; but the
- Nightingale made no answer, for she was lying dead in the long
- grass, with the thorn in her heart.</p>
-
- <p>And at noon the Student opened his window and looked out.</p>
-
- <p>“Why, what a wonderful piece of luck!” he cried; “here is a red
- rose! I have never seen any rose like it in all my life. It is so
- beautiful that I am sure that it has a long Latin name”; and he
- leaned down and plucked it.</p>
-
- <p>Then he put on his hat, and ran up to the Professor’s house with the
- rose in his hand.</p>
-
- <p>The daughter of the Professor was sitting in the doorway winding
- blue silk on a reel, and her little dog was lying at her feet.</p>
-
- <p>“You said that you would dance with me if I brought you a red rose,”
- cried the Student. “Here is the reddest rose in all the world. You
- will wear it to-night next your heart, and as we dance together it
- will tell you how I love you.”</p>
-
- <p>But the girl frowned.</p>
-
- <p>“I am afraid it will not go with my dress,” she answered; “and
- besides, the Chamberlain’s nephew sent me some real jewels, and
- everybody knows that jewels cost far more than flowers.”</p>
-
- <p>“Well, upon my word, you are very ungrateful,” said the Student
- angrily; and he threw the rose into the street, where it fell into
- the gutter, and a cartwheel went over it</p>
-
- <p>“Ungrateful!” said the girl. “I tell you what, you are very rude;
- and after all, who are you? Only a Student. Why, I don’t believe you
- have even got silver buckles to your shoes as the Chamberlain’s
- nephew has”; and she got up from her chair and went into the house.</p>
-
- <p>“What a silly thing Love is,” said the Student as he walked away.
- “It is not half as useful as Logic, for it does not prove anything,
- and it is always telling one of things that are not going to happen,
- and making one believe things that are not true. In fact, it is
- quite unpractical, and, as in this age to be practical is
- everything, I shall go back to Philosophy and study Metaphysics.”</p>
-
- <p>So he returned to his room and pulled out a great dusty book, and
- began to read.</p>
-
- <div style='text-align:center; padding-top:2em; padding-bottom:2em;'>
- <span style='background-color:#EFEFEF; padding:0.3em;'>
- [Transcriber’s Note: The cover image was created by the transcriber and is in the public domain.]
- </span>
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-
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