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+
+The Project Gutenberg eBook, American Notes for General Circulation, by
+Charles Dickens, Illustrated by Marcus Stone
+
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+
+
+
+Title: American Notes for General Circulation
+
+
+Author: Charles Dickens
+
+
+
+Release Date: February 18, 2013 [eBook #675]
+[This file was first posted on July 18, 1996]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ISO-646-US (US-ASCII)
+
+
+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK AMERICAN NOTES FOR GENERAL
+CIRCULATION***
+</pre>
+<p>Transcribed from the 1913 Chapman &amp; Hall, Ltd. edition by
+David Price, email ccx074@pglaf.org</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/fpb.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Emigrants"
+title=
+"Emigrants"
+src="images/fps.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<h1>AMERICAN NOTES<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">FOR</span><br />
+GENERAL CIRCULATION<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">AND</span><br />
+PICTURES FROM ITALY <a name="citation1"></a><a href="#footnote1"
+class="citation">[1]</a></h1>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">BY</span><br
+/>
+CHARLES DICKENS</p>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">WITH 8
+ILLUSTRATIONS BY</span><br />
+<span class="GutSmall">MARCUS STONE, R.A.</span></p>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span
+class="GutSmall">LONDON</span><br />
+CHAPMAN &amp; HALL, <span class="smcap">Ltd.</span><br />
+1913</p>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><a name="pagev"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. v</span>I DEDICATE THIS BOOK<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">TO</span><br />
+<b>THOSE FRIENDS OF MINE</b><br />
+<b>IN AMERICA</b><br />
+<span class="GutSmall">WHO, GIVING ME A WELCOME I MUST
+EVER</span><br />
+<span class="GutSmall">GRATEFULLY AND PROUDLY REMEMBER,</span><br
+/>
+<span class="GutSmall">LEFT MY JUDGEMENT</span><br />
+FREE;<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">AND WHO, LOVING THEIR COUNTRY, CAN
+BEAR</span><br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THE TRUTH, WHEN IT IS TOLD GOOD</span><br
+/>
+<span class="GutSmall">HUMOUREDLY, AND IN A</span><br />
+<span class="GutSmall">KIND SPIRIT.</span></p>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<h2><a name="pagevii"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+vii</span>PREFACE TO THE FIRST CHEAP EDITION OF &ldquo;AMERICAN
+NOTES&rdquo;</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">It</span> is nearly eight years since this
+book was first published.&nbsp; I present it, unaltered, in the
+Cheap Edition; and such of my opinions as it expresses, are quite
+unaltered too.</p>
+<p>My readers have opportunities of judging for themselves
+whether the influences and tendencies which I distrust in
+America, have any existence not in my imagination.&nbsp; They can
+examine for themselves whether there has been anything in the
+public career of that country during these past eight years, or
+whether there is anything in its present position, at home or
+abroad, which suggests that those influences and tendencies
+really do exist.&nbsp; As they find the fact, they will judge
+me.&nbsp; If they discern any evidences of wrong-going in any
+direction that I have indicated, they will acknowledge that I had
+reason in what I wrote.&nbsp; If they discern no such thing, they
+will consider me altogether mistaken.</p>
+<p>Prejudiced, I never have been otherwise than in favour of the
+United States.&nbsp; No visitor can ever have set foot on those
+shores, with a stronger faith in the Republic than I had, when I
+landed in America.</p>
+<p>I purposely abstain from extending these observations to any
+length.&nbsp; I have nothing to defend, or to explain away.&nbsp;
+The truth is the truth; and neither childish absurdities, nor
+unscrupulous contradictions, can make it otherwise.&nbsp; The
+earth would still move round the sun, though the whole Catholic
+Church said No.</p>
+<p><a name="pageviii"></a><span class="pagenum">p. viii</span>I
+have many friends in America, and feel a grateful interest in the
+country.&nbsp; To represent me as viewing it with ill-nature,
+animosity, or partisanship, is merely to do a very foolish thing,
+which is always a very easy one; and which I have disregarded for
+eight years, and could disregard for eighty more.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">London</span>, <i>June</i> 22, 1850.</p>
+<h2><a name="pageix"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+ix</span>PREFACE TO THE &ldquo;CHARLES DICKENS&rdquo; EDITION OF
+&ldquo;AMERICAN NOTES&rdquo;</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">My</span> readers have opportunities of
+judging for themselves whether the influences and tendencies
+which I distrusted in America, had, at that time, any existence
+but in my imagination.&nbsp; They can examine for themselves
+whether there has been anything in the public career of that
+country since, at home or abroad, which suggests that those
+influences and tendencies really did exist.&nbsp; As they find
+the fact, they will judge me.&nbsp; If they discern any evidences
+of wrong-going, in any direction that I have indicated, they will
+acknowledge that I had reason in what I wrote.&nbsp; If they
+discern no such indications, they will consider me altogether
+mistaken&mdash;but not wilfully.</p>
+<p>Prejudiced, I am not, and never have been, otherwise than in
+favour of the United States.&nbsp; I have many friends in
+America, I feel a grateful interest in the country, I hope and
+believe it will successfully work out a problem of the highest
+importance to the whole human race.&nbsp; To represent me as
+viewing AMERICA with ill-nature, coldness, or animosity, is
+merely to do a very foolish thing: which is always a very easy
+one.</p>
+<h2><a name="pagexi"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+xi</span>CONTENTS</h2>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Dedication of &ldquo;American
+Notes&rdquo;</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#pagev">v</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Preface to the First Cheap Edition of
+&ldquo;American Notes&rdquo;</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#pagevii">vii</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Preface to the &ldquo;Charles
+Dickens&rdquo; Edition of &ldquo;American Notes&rdquo;</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#pageix">ix</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">AMERICAN NOTES FOR
+GENERAL CIRCULATION</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER I</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Going Away</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page3">3</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER II</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>The Passage out</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page10">10</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER III</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Boston</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page22">22</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER IV</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>An American Railroad.&nbsp; Lowell and its Factory
+System</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page52">52</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER V</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Worcester.&nbsp; The Connecticut River.&nbsp;
+Hartford.&nbsp; New Haven.&nbsp; To New York</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page60">60</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER VI</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>New York</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page67">67</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER VII</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Philadelphia, and its Solitary Prison</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page81">81</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER VIII</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Washington.&nbsp; The Legislature.&nbsp; And the
+President&rsquo;s House</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page94">94</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER IX</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>A Night Steamer on the Potomac River.&nbsp; Virginia Road,
+and a Black Driver.&nbsp; Richmond.&nbsp; Baltimore.&nbsp; The
+Harrisburg Mail, and a Glimpse of the City.&nbsp; A Canal
+Boat</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page107">107</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER X</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Some further Account of the Canal Boat, its Domestic
+Economy, and its Passengers.&nbsp; Journey to Pittsburg across
+the Alleghany Mountains.&nbsp; Pittsburg</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page121">121</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XI</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>From Pittsburg to Cincinnati in a Western Steamboat.&nbsp;
+Cincinnati</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page130">130</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XII</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>From Cincinnati to Louisville in another Western
+Steamboat; and from Louisville to St. Louis in another.&nbsp; St.
+Louis</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page137">137</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XIII</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>A Jaunt to the Looking-glass Prairie and back</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page147">147</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XIV</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Return to Cincinnati.&nbsp; A Stage-coach Ride from that
+City to Columbus, and thence to Sandusky.&nbsp; So, by Lake Erie,
+to the Falls of Niagara</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page153">153</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XV</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>In Canada; Toronto; Kingston; Montreal; Quebec; St.
+John&rsquo;s.&nbsp; In the United States again; Lebanon; The
+Shaker Village; West Point</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page167">167</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XVI</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>The Passage Home</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page182">182</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XVII</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Slavery</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page189">189</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XVIII</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Concluding Remarks</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page202">202</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Postscript</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page210">210</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<h2><a name="pagexv"></a><span class="pagenum">p. xv</span>LIST
+OF ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">PAGE</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Emigrants</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><i>Marcus Stone</i>, <i>R.A.</i></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><i>Frontispiece</i></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">The Solitary Prisoner</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page90">90</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Black and White</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page112">112</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">The Little Wife</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page144">144</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<h2><a name="page3"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 3</span>CHAPTER
+I<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">GOING AWAY</span></h2>
+<p>I <span class="smcap">shall</span> never forget the one-fourth
+serious and three-fourths comical astonishment, with which, on
+the morning of the third of January
+eighteen-hundred-and-forty-two, I opened the door of, and put my
+head into, a &lsquo;state-room&rsquo; on board the Britannia
+steam-packet, twelve hundred tons burthen per register, bound for
+Halifax and Boston, and carrying Her Majesty&rsquo;s mails.</p>
+<p>That this state-room had been specially engaged for
+&lsquo;Charles Dickens, Esquire, and Lady,&rsquo; was rendered
+sufficiently clear even to my scared intellect by a very small
+manuscript, announcing the fact, which was pinned on a very flat
+quilt, covering a very thin mattress, spread like a surgical
+plaster on a most inaccessible shelf.&nbsp; But that this was the
+state-room concerning which Charles Dickens, Esquire, and Lady,
+had held daily and nightly conferences for at least four months
+preceding: that this could by any possibility be that small snug
+chamber of the imagination, which Charles Dickens, Esquire, with
+the spirit of prophecy strong upon him, had always foretold would
+contain at least one little sofa, and which his lady, with a
+modest yet most magnificent sense of its limited dimensions, had
+from the first opined would not hold more than two enormous
+portmanteaus in some odd corner out of sight (portmanteaus which
+could now no more be got in at the door, not to say stowed away,
+than a giraffe could be persuaded or forced into a flower-pot):
+that this utterly impracticable, thoroughly hopeless, and
+profoundly preposterous box, had the remotest reference to, or
+connection with, those chaste and pretty, not to say gorgeous
+little bowers, sketched by a masterly hand, in the highly
+varnished lithographic plan hanging up in the agent&rsquo;s
+counting-house in the city of London: that this room of state, in
+short, could be anything but a pleasant fiction and cheerful jest
+of the captain&rsquo;s, invented and put in practice for the
+better relish and enjoyment of the real state-room presently to
+be disclosed:&mdash;these were truths which I really could not,
+for the moment, bring my mind at all to bear upon or
+comprehend.&nbsp; And I sat down upon a kind of horsehair slab,
+or perch, of which there were two within; and looked, without any
+expression of countenance whatever, at some friends who had come
+on board with us, and who were crushing their faces into all
+manner of shapes by endeavouring to squeeze them through the
+small doorway.</p>
+<p>We had experienced a pretty smart shock before coming below,
+which, but that we were the most sanguine people living, might
+have prepared us for the worst.&nbsp; The imaginative artist to
+whom I have already made allusion, has depicted in the same great
+work, a chamber of almost interminable perspective, furnished, as
+Mr. Robins would say, in a style of more than Eastern splendour,
+and filled (but not inconveniently so) with groups of ladies and
+gentlemen, in the very highest state of enjoyment and
+vivacity.&nbsp; Before descending into the bowels of the ship, we
+had passed from the deck into a long narrow apartment, not unlike
+a gigantic hearse with windows in the sides; having at the upper
+end a melancholy stove, at which three or four chilly stewards
+were warming their hands; while on either side, extending down
+its whole dreary length, was a long, long table, over each of
+which a rack, fixed to the low roof, and stuck full of
+drinking-glasses and cruet-stands, hinted dismally at rolling
+seas and heavy weather.&nbsp; I had not at that time seen the
+ideal presentment of this chamber which has since gratified me so
+much, but I observed that one of our friends who had made the
+arrangements for our voyage, turned pale on entering, retreated
+on the friend behind him, smote his forehead involuntarily, and
+said below his breath, &lsquo;Impossible! it cannot be!&rsquo; or
+words to that effect.&nbsp; He recovered himself however by a
+great effort, and after a preparatory cough or two, cried, with a
+ghastly smile which is still before me, looking at the same time
+round the walls, &lsquo;Ha! the breakfast-room,
+steward&mdash;eh?&rsquo;&nbsp; We all foresaw what the answer
+must be: we knew the agony he suffered.&nbsp; He had often spoken
+of <i>the saloon</i>; had taken in and lived upon the pictorial
+idea; had usually given us to understand, at home, that to form a
+just conception of it, it would be necessary to multiply the size
+and furniture of an ordinary drawing-room by seven, and then fall
+short of the reality.&nbsp; When the man in reply avowed the
+truth; the blunt, remorseless, naked truth; &lsquo;This is the
+saloon, sir&rsquo;&mdash;he actually reeled beneath the blow.</p>
+<p>In persons who were so soon to part, and interpose between
+their else daily communication the formidable barrier of many
+thousand miles of stormy space, and who were for that reason
+anxious to cast no other cloud, not even the passing shadow of a
+moment&rsquo;s disappointment or discomfiture, upon the short
+interval of happy companionship that yet remained to
+them&mdash;in persons so situated, the natural transition from
+these first surprises was obviously into peals of hearty
+laughter, and I can report that I, for one, being still seated
+upon the slab or perch before mentioned, roared outright until
+the vessel rang again.&nbsp; Thus, in less than two minutes after
+coming upon it for the first time, we all by common consent
+agreed that this state-room was the pleasantest and most
+facetious and capital contrivance possible; and that to have had
+it one inch larger, would have been quite a disagreeable and
+deplorable state of things.&nbsp; And with this; and with showing
+how,&mdash;by very nearly closing the door, and twining in and
+out like serpents, and by counting the little washing slab as
+standing-room,&mdash;we could manage to insinuate four people
+into it, all at one time; and entreating each other to observe
+how very airy it was (in dock), and how there was a beautiful
+port-hole which could be kept open all day (weather permitting),
+and how there was quite a large bull&rsquo;s-eye just over the
+looking-glass which would render shaving a perfectly easy and
+delightful process (when the ship didn&rsquo;t roll too much); we
+arrived, at last, at the unanimous conclusion that it was rather
+spacious than otherwise: though I do verily believe that,
+deducting the two berths, one above the other, than which nothing
+smaller for sleeping in was ever made except coffins, it was no
+bigger than one of those hackney cabriolets which have the door
+behind, and shoot their fares out, like sacks of coals, upon the
+pavement.</p>
+<p>Having settled this point to the perfect satisfaction of all
+parties, concerned and unconcerned, we sat down round the fire in
+the ladies&rsquo; cabin&mdash;just to try the effect.&nbsp; It
+was rather dark, certainly; but somebody said, &lsquo;of course
+it would be light, at sea,&rsquo; a proposition to which we all
+assented; echoing &lsquo;of course, of course;&rsquo; though it
+would be exceedingly difficult to say why we thought so.&nbsp; I
+remember, too, when we had discovered and exhausted another topic
+of consolation in the circumstance of this ladies&rsquo; cabin
+adjoining our state-room, and the consequently immense
+feasibility of sitting there at all times and seasons, and had
+fallen into a momentary silence, leaning our faces on our hands
+and looking at the fire, one of our party said, with the solemn
+air of a man who had made a discovery, &lsquo;What a relish
+mulled claret will have down here!&rsquo; which appeared to
+strike us all most forcibly; as though there were something spicy
+and high-flavoured in cabins, which essentially improved that
+composition, and rendered it quite incapable of perfection
+anywhere else.</p>
+<p>There was a stewardess, too, actively engaged in producing
+clean sheets and table-cloths from the very entrails of the
+sofas, and from unexpected lockers, of such artful mechanism,
+that it made one&rsquo;s head ache to see them opened one after
+another, and rendered it quite a distracting circumstance to
+follow her proceedings, and to find that every nook and corner
+and individual piece of furniture was something else besides what
+it pretended to be, and was a mere trap and deception and place
+of secret stowage, whose ostensible purpose was its least useful
+one.</p>
+<p>God bless that stewardess for her piously fraudulent account
+of January voyages!&nbsp; God bless her for her clear
+recollection of the companion passage of last year, when nobody
+was ill, and everybody dancing from morning to night, and it was
+&lsquo;a run&rsquo; of twelve days, and a piece of the purest
+frolic, and delight, and jollity!&nbsp; All happiness be with her
+for her bright face and her pleasant Scotch tongue, which had
+sounds of old Home in it for my fellow-traveller; and for her
+predictions of fair winds and fine weather (all wrong, or I
+shouldn&rsquo;t be half so fond of her); and for the ten thousand
+small fragments of genuine womanly tact, by which, without
+piecing them elaborately together, and patching them up into
+shape and form and case and pointed application, she nevertheless
+did plainly show that all young mothers on one side of the
+Atlantic were near and close at hand to their little children
+left upon the other; and that what seemed to the uninitiated a
+serious journey, was, to those who were in the secret, a mere
+frolic, to be sung about and whistled at!&nbsp; Light be her
+heart, and gay her merry eyes, for years!</p>
+<p>The state-room had grown pretty fast; but by this time it had
+expanded into something quite bulky, and almost boasted a
+bay-window to view the sea from.&nbsp; So we went upon deck again
+in high spirits; and there, everything was in such a state of
+bustle and active preparation, that the blood quickened its pace,
+and whirled through one&rsquo;s veins on that clear frosty
+morning with involuntary mirthfulness.&nbsp; For every gallant
+ship was riding slowly up and down, and every little boat was
+splashing noisily in the water; and knots of people stood upon
+the wharf, gazing with a kind of &lsquo;dread delight&rsquo; on
+the far-famed fast American steamer; and one party of men were
+&lsquo;taking in the milk,&rsquo; or, in other words, getting the
+cow on board; and another were filling the icehouses to the very
+throat with fresh provisions; with butchers&rsquo;-meat and
+garden-stuff, pale sucking-pigs, calves&rsquo; heads in scores,
+beef, veal, and pork, and poultry out of all proportion; and
+others were coiling ropes and busy with oakum yarns; and others
+were lowering heavy packages into the hold; and the
+purser&rsquo;s head was barely visible as it loomed in a state,
+of exquisite perplexity from the midst of a vast pile of
+passengers&rsquo; luggage; and there seemed to be nothing going
+on anywhere, or uppermost in the mind of anybody, but
+preparations for this mighty voyage.&nbsp; This, with the bright
+cold sun, the bracing air, the crisply-curling water, the thin
+white crust of morning ice upon the decks which crackled with a
+sharp and cheerful sound beneath the lightest tread, was
+irresistible.&nbsp; And when, again upon the shore, we turned and
+saw from the vessel&rsquo;s mast her name signalled in flags of
+joyous colours, and fluttering by their side the beautiful
+American banner with its stars and stripes,&mdash;the long three
+thousand miles and more, and, longer still, the six whole months
+of absence, so dwindled and faded, that the ship had gone out and
+come home again, and it was broad spring already in the Coburg
+Dock at Liverpool.</p>
+<p>I have not inquired among my medical acquaintance, whether
+Turtle, and cold Punch, with Hock, Champagne, and Claret, and all
+the slight et cetera usually included in an unlimited order for a
+good dinner&mdash;especially when it is left to the liberal
+construction of my faultless friend, Mr. Radley, of the Adelphi
+Hotel&mdash;are peculiarly calculated to suffer a sea-change; or
+whether a plain mutton-chop, and a glass or two of sherry, would
+be less likely of conversion into foreign and disconcerting
+material.&nbsp; My own opinion is, that whether one is discreet
+or indiscreet in these particulars, on the eve of a sea-voyage,
+is a matter of little consequence; and that, to use a common
+phrase, &lsquo;it comes to very much the same thing in the
+end.&rsquo;&nbsp;&nbsp; Be this as it may, I know that the dinner
+of that day was undeniably perfect; that it comprehended all
+these items, and a great many more; and that we all did ample
+justice to it.&nbsp; And I know too, that, bating a certain tacit
+avoidance of any allusion to to-morrow; such as may be supposed
+to prevail between delicate-minded turnkeys, and a sensitive
+prisoner who is to be hanged next morning; we got on very well,
+and, all things considered, were merry enough.</p>
+<p>When the morning&mdash;<i>the</i> morning&mdash;came, and we
+met at breakfast, it was curious to see how eager we all were to
+prevent a moment&rsquo;s pause in the conversation, and how
+astoundingly gay everybody was: the forced spirits of each member
+of the little party having as much likeness to his natural mirth,
+as hot-house peas at five guineas the quart, resemble in flavour
+the growth of the dews, and air, and rain of Heaven.&nbsp; But as
+one o&rsquo;clock, the hour for going aboard, drew near, this
+volubility dwindled away by little and little, despite the most
+persevering efforts to the contrary, until at last, the matter
+being now quite desperate, we threw off all disguise; openly
+speculated upon where we should be this time to-morrow, this time
+next day, and so forth; and entrusted a vast number of messages
+to those who intended returning to town that night, which were to
+be delivered at home and elsewhere without fail, within the very
+shortest possible space of time after the arrival of the railway
+train at Euston Square.&nbsp; And commissions and remembrances do
+so crowd upon one at such a time, that we were still busied with
+this employment when we found ourselves fused, as it were, into a
+dense conglomeration of passengers and passengers&rsquo; friends
+and passengers&rsquo; luggage, all jumbled together on the deck
+of a small steamboat, and panting and snorting off to the packet,
+which had worked out of dock yesterday afternoon and was now
+lying at her moorings in the river.</p>
+<p>And there she is! all eyes are turned to where she lies, dimly
+discernible through the gathering fog of the early winter
+afternoon; every finger is pointed in the same direction; and
+murmurs of interest and admiration&mdash;as &lsquo;How beautiful
+she looks!&rsquo; &lsquo;How trim she is!&rsquo;&mdash;are heard
+on every side.&nbsp; Even the lazy gentleman with his hat on one
+side and his hands in his pockets, who has dispensed so much
+consolation by inquiring with a yawn of another gentleman whether
+he is &lsquo;going across&rsquo;&mdash;as if it were a
+ferry&mdash;even he condescends to look that way, and nod his
+head, as who should say, &lsquo;No mistake about
+<i>that</i>:&rsquo; and not even the sage Lord Burleigh in his
+nod, included half so much as this lazy gentleman of might who
+has made the passage (as everybody on board has found out
+already; it&rsquo;s impossible to say how) thirteen times without
+a single accident!&nbsp; There is another passenger very much
+wrapped-up, who has been frowned down by the rest, and morally
+trampled upon and crushed, for presuming to inquire with a timid
+interest how long it is since the poor President went down.&nbsp;
+He is standing close to the lazy gentleman, and says with a faint
+smile that he believes She is a very strong Ship; to which the
+lazy gentleman, looking first in his questioner&rsquo;s eye and
+then very hard in the wind&rsquo;s, answers unexpectedly and
+ominously, that She need be.&nbsp; Upon this the lazy gentleman
+instantly falls very low in the popular estimation, and the
+passengers, with looks of defiance, whisper to each other that he
+is an ass, and an impostor, and clearly don&rsquo;t know anything
+at all about it.</p>
+<p>But we are made fast alongside the packet, whose huge red
+funnel is smoking bravely, giving rich promise of serious
+intentions.&nbsp; Packing-cases, portmanteaus, carpet-bags, and
+boxes, are already passed from hand to hand, and hauled on board
+with breathless rapidity.&nbsp; The officers, smartly dressed,
+are at the gangway handing the passengers up the side, and
+hurrying the men.&nbsp; In five minutes&rsquo; time, the little
+steamer is utterly deserted, and the packet is beset and over-run
+by its late freight, who instantly pervade the whole ship, and
+are to be met with by the dozen in every nook and corner:
+swarming down below with their own baggage, and stumbling over
+other people&rsquo;s; disposing themselves comfortably in wrong
+cabins, and creating a most horrible confusion by having to turn
+out again; madly bent upon opening locked doors, and on forcing a
+passage into all kinds of out-of-the-way places where there is no
+thoroughfare; sending wild stewards, with elfin hair, to and fro
+upon the breezy decks on unintelligible errands, impossible of
+execution: and in short, creating the most extraordinary and
+bewildering tumult.&nbsp; In the midst of all this, the lazy
+gentleman, who seems to have no luggage of any kind&mdash;not so
+much as a friend, even&mdash;lounges up and down the hurricane
+deck, coolly puffing a cigar; and, as this unconcerned demeanour
+again exalts him in the opinion of those who have leisure to
+observe his proceedings, every time he looks up at the masts, or
+down at the decks, or over the side, they look there too, as
+wondering whether he sees anything wrong anywhere, and hoping
+that, in case he should, he will have the goodness to mention
+it.</p>
+<p>What have we here?&nbsp; The captain&rsquo;s boat! and yonder
+the captain himself.&nbsp; Now, by all our hopes and wishes, the
+very man he ought to be!&nbsp; A well-made, tight-built, dapper
+little fellow; with a ruddy face, which is a letter of invitation
+to shake him by both hands at once; and with a clear, blue honest
+eye, that it does one good to see one&rsquo;s sparkling image
+in.&nbsp; &lsquo;Ring the bell!&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Ding, ding,
+ding!&rsquo; the very bell is in a hurry.&nbsp; &lsquo;Now for
+the shore&mdash;who&rsquo;s for the
+shore?&rsquo;&mdash;&lsquo;These gentlemen, I am sorry to
+say.&rsquo;&nbsp;&nbsp; They are away, and never said, Good
+b&rsquo;ye.&nbsp; Ah now they wave it from the little boat.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Good b&rsquo;ye! Good b&rsquo;ye!&rsquo;&nbsp; Three
+cheers from them; three more from us; three more from them: and
+they are gone.</p>
+<p>To and fro, to and fro, to and fro again a hundred
+times!&nbsp; This waiting for the latest mail-bags is worse than
+all.&nbsp; If we could have gone off in the midst of that last
+burst, we should have started triumphantly: but to lie here, two
+hours and more in the damp fog, neither staying at home nor going
+abroad, is letting one gradually down into the very depths of
+dulness and low spirits.&nbsp; A speck in the mist, at
+last!&nbsp; That&rsquo;s something.&nbsp; It is the boat we wait
+for!&nbsp; That&rsquo;s more to the purpose.&nbsp; The captain
+appears on the paddle-box with his speaking trumpet; the officers
+take their stations; all hands are on the alert; the flagging
+hopes of the passengers revive; the cooks pause in their savoury
+work, and look out with faces full of interest.&nbsp; The boat
+comes alongside; the bags are dragged in anyhow, and flung down
+for the moment anywhere.&nbsp; Three cheers more: and as the
+first one rings upon our ears, the vessel throbs like a strong
+giant that has just received the breath of life; the two great
+wheels turn fiercely round for the first time; and the noble
+ship, with wind and tide astern, breaks proudly through the
+lashed and roaming water.</p>
+<h2><a name="page10"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+10</span>CHAPTER II<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THE PASSAGE OUT</span></h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">We</span> all dined together that day; and
+a rather formidable party we were: no fewer than eighty-six
+strong.&nbsp; The vessel being pretty deep in the water, with all
+her coals on board and so many passengers, and the weather being
+calm and quiet, there was but little motion; so that before the
+dinner was half over, even those passengers who were most
+distrustful of themselves plucked up amazingly; and those who in
+the morning had returned to the universal question, &lsquo;Are
+you a good sailor?&rsquo; a very decided negative, now either
+parried the inquiry with the evasive reply, &lsquo;Oh! I suppose
+I&rsquo;m no worse than anybody else;&rsquo; or, reckless of all
+moral obligations, answered boldly &lsquo;Yes:&rsquo; and with
+some irritation too, as though they would add, &lsquo;I should
+like to know what you see in <i>me</i>, sir, particularly, to
+justify suspicion!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Notwithstanding this high tone of courage and confidence, I
+could not but observe that very few remained long over their
+wine; and that everybody had an unusual love of the open air; and
+that the favourite and most coveted seats were invariably those
+nearest to the door.&nbsp; The tea-table, too, was by no means as
+well attended as the dinner-table; and there was less
+whist-playing than might have been expected.&nbsp; Still, with
+the exception of one lady, who had retired with some
+precipitation at dinner-time, immediately after being assisted to
+the finest cut of a very yellow boiled leg of mutton with very
+green capers, there were no invalids as yet; and walking, and
+smoking, and drinking of brandy-and-water (but always in the open
+air), went on with unabated spirit, until eleven o&rsquo;clock or
+thereabouts, when &lsquo;turning in&rsquo;&mdash;no sailor of
+seven hours&rsquo; experience talks of going to bed&mdash;became
+the order of the night.&nbsp; The perpetual tramp of boot-heels
+on the decks gave place to a heavy silence, and the whole human
+freight was stowed away below, excepting a very few stragglers,
+like myself, who were probably, like me, afraid to go there.</p>
+<p>To one unaccustomed to such scenes, this is a very striking
+time on shipboard.&nbsp; Afterwards, and when its novelty had
+long worn off, it never ceased to have a peculiar interest and
+charm for me.&nbsp; The gloom through which the great black mass
+holds its direct and certain course; the rushing water, plainly
+heard, but dimly seen; the broad, white, glistening track, that
+follows in the vessel&rsquo;s wake; the men on the look-out
+forward, who would be scarcely visible against the dark sky, but
+for their blotting out some score of glistening stars; the
+helmsman at the wheel, with the illuminated card before him,
+shining, a speck of light amidst the darkness, like something
+sentient and of Divine intelligence; the melancholy sighing of
+the wind through block, and rope, and chain; the gleaming forth
+of light from every crevice, nook, and tiny piece of glass about
+the decks, as though the ship were filled with fire in hiding,
+ready to burst through any outlet, wild with its resistless power
+of death and ruin.&nbsp; At first, too, and even when the hour,
+and all the objects it exalts, have come to be familiar, it is
+difficult, alone and thoughtful, to hold them to their proper
+shapes and forms.&nbsp; They change with the wandering fancy;
+assume the semblance of things left far away; put on the
+well-remembered aspect of favourite places dearly loved; and even
+people them with shadows.&nbsp; Streets, houses, rooms; figures
+so like their usual occupants, that they have startled me by
+their reality, which far exceeded, as it seemed to me, all power
+of mine to conjure up the absent; have, many and many a time, at
+such an hour, grown suddenly out of objects with whose real look,
+and use, and purpose, I was as well acquainted as with my own two
+hands.</p>
+<p>My own two hands, and feet likewise, being very cold, however,
+on this particular occasion, I crept below at midnight.&nbsp; It
+was not exactly comfortable below.&nbsp; It was decidedly close;
+and it was impossible to be unconscious of the presence of that
+extraordinary compound of strange smells, which is to be found
+nowhere but on board ship, and which is such a subtle perfume
+that it seems to enter at every pore of the skin, and whisper of
+the hold.&nbsp; Two passengers&rsquo; wives (one of them my own)
+lay already in silent agonies on the sofa; and one lady&rsquo;s
+maid (<i>my</i> lady&rsquo;s) was a mere bundle on the floor,
+execrating her destiny, and pounding her curl-papers among the
+stray boxes.&nbsp; Everything sloped the wrong way: which in
+itself was an aggravation scarcely to be borne.&nbsp; I had left
+the door open, a moment before, in the bosom of a gentle
+declivity, and, when I turned to shut it, it was on the summit of
+a lofty eminence.&nbsp; Now every plank and timber creaked, as if
+the ship were made of wicker-work; and now crackled, like an
+enormous fire of the driest possible twigs.&nbsp; There was
+nothing for it but bed; so I went to bed.</p>
+<p>It was pretty much the same for the next two days, with a
+tolerably fair wind and dry weather.&nbsp; I read in bed (but to
+this hour I don&rsquo;t know what) a good deal; and reeled on
+deck a little; drank cold brandy-and-water with an unspeakable
+disgust, and ate hard biscuit perseveringly: not ill, but going
+to be.</p>
+<p>It is the third morning.&nbsp; I am awakened out of my sleep
+by a dismal shriek from my wife, who demands to know whether
+there&rsquo;s any danger.&nbsp; I rouse myself, and look out of
+bed.&nbsp; The water-jug is plunging and leaping like a lively
+dolphin; all the smaller articles are afloat, except my shoes,
+which are stranded on a carpet-bag, high and dry, like a couple
+of coal-barges.&nbsp; Suddenly I see them spring into the air,
+and behold the looking-glass, which is nailed to the wall,
+sticking fast upon the ceiling.&nbsp; At the same time the door
+entirely disappears, and a new one is opened in the floor.&nbsp;
+Then I begin to comprehend that the state-room is standing on its
+head.</p>
+<p>Before it is possible to make any arrangement at all
+compatible with this novel state of things, the ship
+rights.&nbsp; Before one can say &lsquo;Thank Heaven!&rsquo; she
+wrongs again.&nbsp; Before one can cry she <i>is</i> wrong, she
+seems to have started forward, and to be a creature actually
+running of its own accord, with broken knees and failing legs,
+through every variety of hole and pitfall, and stumbling
+constantly.&nbsp; Before one can so much as wonder, she takes a
+high leap into the air.&nbsp; Before she has well done that, she
+takes a deep dive into the water.&nbsp; Before she has gained the
+surface, she throws a summerset.&nbsp; The instant she is on her
+legs, she rushes backward.&nbsp; And so she goes on staggering,
+heaving, wrestling, leaping, diving, jumping, pitching,
+throbbing, rolling, and rocking: and going through all these
+movements, sometimes by turns, and sometimes altogether: until
+one feels disposed to roar for mercy.</p>
+<p>A steward passes.&nbsp; &lsquo;Steward!&rsquo;&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Sir?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;What <i>is</i> the matter? what
+<i>do</i> you call this?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Rather a heavy sea
+on, sir, and a head-wind.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>A head-wind!&nbsp; Imagine a human face upon the
+vessel&rsquo;s prow, with fifteen thousand Samsons in one bent
+upon driving her back, and hitting her exactly between the eyes
+whenever she attempts to advance an inch.&nbsp; Imagine the ship
+herself, with every pulse and artery of her huge body swollen and
+bursting under this maltreatment, sworn to go on or die.&nbsp;
+Imagine the wind howling, the sea roaring, the rain beating: all
+in furious array against her.&nbsp; Picture the sky both dark and
+wild, and the clouds, in fearful sympathy with the waves, making
+another ocean in the air.&nbsp; Add to all this, the clattering
+on deck and down below; the tread of hurried feet; the loud
+hoarse shouts of seamen; the gurgling in and out of water through
+the scuppers; with, every now and then, the striking of a heavy
+sea upon the planks above, with the deep, dead, heavy sound of
+thunder heard within a vault;&mdash;and there is the head-wind of
+that January morning.</p>
+<p>I say nothing of what may be called the domestic noises of the
+ship: such as the breaking of glass and crockery, the tumbling
+down of stewards, the gambols, overhead, of loose casks and
+truant dozens of bottled porter, and the very remarkable and far
+from exhilarating sounds raised in their various state-rooms by
+the seventy passengers who were too ill to get up to
+breakfast.&nbsp; I say nothing of them: for although I lay
+listening to this concert for three or four days, I don&rsquo;t
+think I heard it for more than a quarter of a minute, at the
+expiration of which term, I lay down again, excessively
+sea-sick.</p>
+<p>Not sea-sick, be it understood, in the ordinary acceptation of
+the term: I wish I had been: but in a form which I have never
+seen or heard described, though I have no doubt it is very
+common.&nbsp; I lay there, all the day long, quite coolly and
+contentedly; with no sense of weariness, with no desire to get
+up, or get better, or take the air; with no curiosity, or care,
+or regret, of any sort or degree, saving that I think I can
+remember, in this universal indifference, having a kind of lazy
+joy&mdash;of fiendish delight, if anything so lethargic can be
+dignified with the title&mdash;in the fact of my wife being too
+ill to talk to me.&nbsp; If I may be allowed to illustrate my
+state of mind by such an example, I should say that I was exactly
+in the condition of the elder Mr. Willet, after the incursion of
+the rioters into his bar at Chigwell.&nbsp; Nothing would have
+surprised me.&nbsp; If, in the momentary illumination of any ray
+of intelligence that may have come upon me in the way of thoughts
+of Home, a goblin postman, with a scarlet coat and bell, had come
+into that little kennel before me, broad awake in broad day, and,
+apologising for being damp through walking in the sea, had handed
+me a letter directed to myself, in familiar characters, I am
+certain I should not have felt one atom of astonishment: I should
+have been perfectly satisfied.&nbsp; If Neptune himself had
+walked in, with a toasted shark on his trident, I should have
+looked upon the event as one of the very commonest everyday
+occurrences.</p>
+<p>Once&mdash;once&mdash;I found myself on deck.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t know how I got there, or what possessed me to go
+there, but there I was; and completely dressed too, with a huge
+pea-coat on, and a pair of boots such as no weak man in his
+senses could ever have got into.&nbsp; I found myself standing,
+when a gleam of consciousness came upon me, holding on to
+something.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know what.&nbsp; I think it was
+the boatswain: or it may have been the pump: or possibly the
+cow.&nbsp; I can&rsquo;t say how long I had been there; whether a
+day or a minute.&nbsp; I recollect trying to think about
+something (about anything in the whole wide world, I was not
+particular) without the smallest effect.&nbsp; I could not even
+make out which was the sea, and which the sky, for the horizon
+seemed drunk, and was flying wildly about in all
+directions.&nbsp; Even in that incapable state, however, I
+recognised the lazy gentleman standing before me: nautically clad
+in a suit of shaggy blue, with an oilskin hat.&nbsp; But I was
+too imbecile, although I knew it to be he, to separate him from
+his dress; and tried to call him, I remember, <i>Pilot</i>.&nbsp;
+After another interval of total unconsciousness, I found he had
+gone, and recognised another figure in its place.&nbsp; It seemed
+to wave and fluctuate before me as though I saw it reflected in
+an unsteady looking-glass; but I knew it for the captain; and
+such was the cheerful influence of his face, that I tried to
+smile: yes, even then I tried to smile.&nbsp; I saw by his
+gestures that he addressed me; but it was a long time before I
+could make out that he remonstrated against my standing up to my
+knees in water&mdash;as I was; of course I don&rsquo;t know
+why.&nbsp; I tried to thank him, but couldn&rsquo;t.&nbsp; I
+could only point to my boots&mdash;or wherever I supposed my
+boots to be&mdash;and say in a plaintive voice, &lsquo;Cork
+soles:&rsquo; at the same time endeavouring, I am told, to sit
+down in the pool.&nbsp; Finding that I was quite insensible, and
+for the time a maniac, he humanely conducted me below.</p>
+<p>There I remained until I got better: suffering, whenever I was
+recommended to eat anything, an amount of anguish only second to
+that which is said to be endured by the apparently drowned, in
+the process of restoration to life.&nbsp; One gentleman on board
+had a letter of introduction to me from a mutual friend in
+London.&nbsp; He sent it below with his card, on the morning of
+the head-wind; and I was long troubled with the idea that he
+might be up, and well, and a hundred times a day expecting me to
+call upon him in the saloon.&nbsp; I imagined him one of those
+cast-iron images&mdash;I will not call them men&mdash;who ask,
+with red faces, and lusty voices, what sea-sickness means, and
+whether it really is as bad as it is represented to be.&nbsp;
+This was very torturing indeed; and I don&rsquo;t think I ever
+felt such perfect gratification and gratitude of heart, as I did
+when I heard from the ship&rsquo;s doctor that he had been
+obliged to put a large mustard poultice on this very
+gentleman&rsquo;s stomach.&nbsp; I date my recovery from the
+receipt of that intelligence.</p>
+<p>It was materially assisted though, I have no doubt, by a heavy
+gale of wind, which came slowly up at sunset, when we were about
+ten days out, and raged with gradually increasing fury until
+morning, saving that it lulled for an hour a little before
+midnight.&nbsp; There was something in the unnatural repose of
+that hour, and in the after gathering of the storm, so
+inconceivably awful and tremendous, that its bursting into full
+violence was almost a relief.</p>
+<p>The labouring of the ship in the troubled sea on this night I
+shall never forget.&nbsp; &lsquo;Will it ever be worse than
+this?&rsquo; was a question I had often heard asked, when
+everything was sliding and bumping about, and when it certainly
+did seem difficult to comprehend the possibility of anything
+afloat being more disturbed, without toppling over and going
+down.&nbsp; But what the agitation of a steam-vessel is, on a bad
+winter&rsquo;s night in the wild Atlantic, it is impossible for
+the most vivid imagination to conceive.&nbsp; To say that she is
+flung down on her side in the waves, with her masts dipping into
+them, and that, springing up again, she rolls over on the other
+side, until a heavy sea strikes her with the noise of a hundred
+great guns, and hurls her back&mdash;that she stops, and
+staggers, and shivers, as though stunned, and then, with a
+violent throbbing at her heart, darts onward like a monster
+goaded into madness, to be beaten down, and battered, and
+crushed, and leaped on by the angry sea&mdash;that thunder,
+lightning, hail, and rain, and wind, are all in fierce contention
+for the mastery&mdash;that every plank has its groan, every nail
+its shriek, and every drop of water in the great ocean its
+howling voice&mdash;is nothing.&nbsp; To say that all is grand,
+and all appalling and horrible in the last degree, is
+nothing.&nbsp; Words cannot express it.&nbsp; Thoughts cannot
+convey it.&nbsp; Only a dream can call it up again, in all its
+fury, rage, and passion.</p>
+<p>And yet, in the very midst of these terrors, I was placed in a
+situation so exquisitely ridiculous, that even then I had as
+strong a sense of its absurdity as I have now, and could no more
+help laughing than I can at any other comical incident, happening
+under circumstances the most favourable to its enjoyment.&nbsp;
+About midnight we shipped a sea, which forced its way through the
+skylights, burst open the doors above, and came raging and
+roaring down into the ladies&rsquo; cabin, to the unspeakable
+consternation of my wife and a little Scotch lady&mdash;who, by
+the way, had previously sent a message to the captain by the
+stewardess, requesting him, with her compliments, to have a steel
+conductor immediately attached to the top of every mast, and to
+the chimney, in order that the ship might not be struck by
+lightning.&nbsp; They and the handmaid before mentioned, being in
+such ecstasies of fear that I scarcely knew what to do with them,
+I naturally bethought myself of some restorative or comfortable
+cordial; and nothing better occurring to me, at the moment, than
+hot brandy-and-water, I procured a tumbler full without
+delay.&nbsp; It being impossible to stand or sit without holding
+on, they were all heaped together in one corner of a long
+sofa&mdash;a fixture extending entirely across the
+cabin&mdash;where they clung to each other in momentary
+expectation of being drowned.&nbsp; When I approached this place
+with my specific, and was about to administer it with many
+consolatory expressions to the nearest sufferer, what was my
+dismay to see them all roll slowly down to the other end!&nbsp;
+And when I staggered to that end, and held out the glass once
+more, how immensely baffled were my good intentions by the ship
+giving another lurch, and their all rolling back again!&nbsp; I
+suppose I dodged them up and down this sofa for at least a
+quarter of an hour, without reaching them once; and by the time I
+did catch them, the brandy-and-water was diminished, by constant
+spilling, to a teaspoonful.&nbsp; To complete the group, it is
+necessary to recognise in this disconcerted dodger, an individual
+very pale from sea-sickness, who had shaved his beard and brushed
+his hair, last, at Liverpool: and whose only article of dress
+(linen not included) were a pair of dreadnought trousers; a blue
+jacket, formerly admired upon the Thames at Richmond; no
+stockings; and one slipper.</p>
+<p>Of the outrageous antics performed by that ship next morning;
+which made bed a practical joke, and getting up, by any process
+short of falling out, an impossibility; I say nothing.&nbsp; But
+anything like the utter dreariness and desolation that met my
+eyes when I literally &lsquo;tumbled up&rsquo; on deck at noon, I
+never saw.&nbsp; Ocean and sky were all of one dull, heavy,
+uniform, lead colour.&nbsp; There was no extent of prospect even
+over the dreary waste that lay around us, for the sea ran high,
+and the horizon encompassed us like a large black hoop.&nbsp;
+Viewed from the air, or some tall bluff on shore, it would have
+been imposing and stupendous, no doubt; but seen from the wet and
+rolling decks, it only impressed one giddily and painfully.&nbsp;
+In the gale of last night the life-boat had been crushed by one
+blow of the sea like a walnut-shell; and there it hung dangling
+in the air: a mere faggot of crazy boards.&nbsp; The planking of
+the paddle-boxes had been torn sheer away.&nbsp; The wheels were
+exposed and bare; and they whirled and dashed their spray about
+the decks at random.&nbsp; Chimney, white with crusted salt;
+topmasts struck; storm-sails set; rigging all knotted, tangled,
+wet, and drooping: a gloomier picture it would be hard to look
+upon.</p>
+<p>I was now comfortably established by courtesy in the
+ladies&rsquo; cabin, where, besides ourselves, there were only
+four other passengers.&nbsp; First, the little Scotch lady before
+mentioned, on her way to join her husband at New York, who had
+settled there three years before.&nbsp; Secondly and thirdly, an
+honest young Yorkshireman, connected with some American house;
+domiciled in that same city, and carrying thither his beautiful
+young wife to whom he had been married but a fortnight, and who
+was the fairest specimen of a comely English country girl I have
+ever seen.&nbsp; Fourthly, fifthly, and lastly, another couple:
+newly married too, if one might judge from the endearments they
+frequently interchanged: of whom I know no more than that they
+were rather a mysterious, run-away kind of couple; that the lady
+had great personal attractions also; and that the gentleman
+carried more guns with him than Robinson Crusoe, wore a
+shooting-coat, and had two great dogs on board.&nbsp; On further
+consideration, I remember that he tried hot roast pig and bottled
+ale as a cure for sea-sickness; and that he took these remedies
+(usually in bed) day after day, with astonishing
+perseverance.&nbsp; I may add, for the information of the
+curious, that they decidedly failed.</p>
+<p>The weather continuing obstinately and almost unprecedentedly
+bad, we usually straggled into this cabin, more or less faint and
+miserable, about an hour before noon, and lay down on the sofas
+to recover; during which interval, the captain would look in to
+communicate the state of the wind, the moral certainty of its
+changing to-morrow (the weather is always going to improve
+to-morrow, at sea), the vessel&rsquo;s rate of sailing, and so
+forth.&nbsp; Observations there were none to tell us of, for
+there was no sun to take them by.&nbsp; But a description of one
+day will serve for all the rest.&nbsp; Here it is.</p>
+<p>The captain being gone, we compose ourselves to read, if the
+place be light enough; and if not, we doze and talk
+alternately.&nbsp; At one, a bell rings, and the stewardess comes
+down with a steaming dish of baked potatoes, and another of
+roasted apples; and plates of pig&rsquo;s face, cold ham, salt
+beef; or perhaps a smoking mess of rare hot collops.&nbsp; We
+fall to upon these dainties; eat as much as we can (we have great
+appetites now); and are as long as possible about it.&nbsp; If
+the fire will burn (it <i>will</i> sometimes) we are pretty
+cheerful.&nbsp; If it won&rsquo;t, we all remark to each other
+that it&rsquo;s very cold, rub our hands, cover ourselves with
+coats and cloaks, and lie down again to doze, talk, and read
+(provided as aforesaid), until dinner-time.&nbsp; At five,
+another bell rings, and the stewardess reappears with another
+dish of potatoes&mdash;boiled this time&mdash;and store of hot
+meat of various kinds: not forgetting the roast pig, to be taken
+medicinally.&nbsp; We sit down at table again (rather more
+cheerfully than before); prolong the meal with a rather mouldy
+dessert of apples, grapes, and oranges; and drink our wine and
+brandy-and-water.&nbsp; The bottles and glasses are still upon
+the table, and the oranges and so forth are rolling about
+according to their fancy and the ship&rsquo;s way, when the
+doctor comes down, by special nightly invitation, to join our
+evening rubber: immediately on whose arrival we make a party at
+whist, and as it is a rough night and the cards will not lie on
+the cloth, we put the tricks in our pockets as we take
+them.&nbsp; At whist we remain with exemplary gravity (deducting
+a short time for tea and toast) until eleven o&rsquo;clock, or
+thereabouts; when the captain comes down again, in a
+sou&rsquo;-wester hat tied under his chin, and a pilot-coat:
+making the ground wet where he stands.&nbsp; By this time the
+card-playing is over, and the bottles and glasses are again upon
+the table; and after an hour&rsquo;s pleasant conversation about
+the ship, the passengers, and things in general, the captain (who
+never goes to bed, and is never out of humour) turns up his coat
+collar for the deck again; shakes hands all round; and goes
+laughing out into the weather as merrily as to a birthday
+party.</p>
+<p>As to daily news, there is no dearth of that commodity.&nbsp;
+This passenger is reported to have lost fourteen pounds at
+Vingt-et-un in the saloon yesterday; and that passenger drinks
+his bottle of champagne every day, and how he does it (being only
+a clerk), nobody knows.&nbsp; The head engineer has distinctly
+said that there never was such times&mdash;meaning
+weather&mdash;and four good hands are ill, and have given in,
+dead beat.&nbsp; Several berths are full of water, and all the
+cabins are leaky.&nbsp; The ship&rsquo;s cook, secretly swigging
+damaged whiskey, has been found drunk; and has been played upon
+by the fire-engine until quite sober.&nbsp; All the stewards have
+fallen down-stairs at various dinner-times, and go about with
+plasters in various places.&nbsp; The baker is ill, and so is the
+pastry-cook.&nbsp; A new man, horribly indisposed, has been
+required to fill the place of the latter officer; and has been
+propped and jammed up with empty casks in a little house upon
+deck, and commanded to roll out pie-crust, which he protests
+(being highly bilious) it is death to him to look at.&nbsp;
+News!&nbsp; A dozen murders on shore would lack the interest of
+these slight incidents at sea.</p>
+<p>Divided between our rubber and such topics as these, we were
+running (as we thought) into Halifax Harbour, on the fifteenth
+night, with little wind and a bright moon&mdash;indeed, we had
+made the Light at its outer entrance, and put the pilot in
+charge&mdash;when suddenly the ship struck upon a bank of
+mud.&nbsp; An immediate rush on deck took place of course; the
+sides were crowded in an instant; and for a few minutes we were
+in as lively a state of confusion as the greatest lover of
+disorder would desire to see.&nbsp; The passengers, and guns, and
+water-casks, and other heavy matters, being all huddled together
+aft, however, to lighten her in the head, she was soon got off;
+and after some driving on towards an uncomfortable line of
+objects (whose vicinity had been announced very early in the
+disaster by a loud cry of &lsquo;Breakers a-head!&rsquo;) and
+much backing of paddles, and heaving of the lead into a
+constantly decreasing depth of water, we dropped anchor in a
+strange outlandish-looking nook which nobody on board could
+recognise, although there was land all about us, and so close
+that we could plainly see the waving branches of the trees.</p>
+<p>It was strange enough, in the silence of midnight, and the
+dead stillness that seemed to be created by the sudden and
+unexpected stoppage of the engine which had been clanking and
+blasting in our ears incessantly for so many days, to watch the
+look of blank astonishment expressed in every face: beginning
+with the officers, tracing it through all the passengers, and
+descending to the very stokers and furnacemen, who emerged from
+below, one by one, and clustered together in a smoky group about
+the hatchway of the engine-room, comparing notes in
+whispers.&nbsp; After throwing up a few rockets and firing signal
+guns in the hope of being hailed from the land, or at least of
+seeing a light&mdash;but without any other sight or sound
+presenting itself&mdash;it was determined to send a boat on
+shore.&nbsp; It was amusing to observe how very kind some of the
+passengers were, in volunteering to go ashore in this same boat:
+for the general good, of course: not by any means because they
+thought the ship in an unsafe position, or contemplated the
+possibility of her heeling over in case the tide were running
+out.&nbsp; Nor was it less amusing to remark how desperately
+unpopular the poor pilot became in one short minute.&nbsp; He had
+had his passage out from Liverpool, and during the whole voyage
+had been quite a notorious character, as a teller of anecdotes
+and cracker of jokes.&nbsp; Yet here were the very men who had
+laughed the loudest at his jests, now flourishing their fists in
+his face, loading him with imprecations, and defying him to his
+teeth as a villain!</p>
+<p>The boat soon shoved off, with a lantern and sundry blue
+lights on board; and in less than an hour returned; the officer
+in command bringing with him a tolerably tall young tree, which
+he had plucked up by the roots, to satisfy certain distrustful
+passengers whose minds misgave them that they were to be imposed
+upon and shipwrecked, and who would on no other terms believe
+that he had been ashore, or had done anything but fraudulently
+row a little way into the mist, specially to deceive them and
+compass their deaths.&nbsp; Our captain had foreseen from the
+first that we must be in a place called the Eastern passage; and
+so we were.&nbsp; It was about the last place in the world in
+which we had any business or reason to be, but a sudden fog, and
+some error on the pilot&rsquo;s part, were the cause.&nbsp; We
+were surrounded by banks, and rocks, and shoals of all kinds, but
+had happily drifted, it seemed, upon the only safe speck that was
+to be found thereabouts.&nbsp; Eased by this report, and by the
+assurance that the tide was past the ebb, we turned in at three
+o&rsquo;clock in the morning.</p>
+<p>I was dressing about half-past nine next day, when the noise
+above hurried me on deck.&nbsp; When I had left it overnight, it
+was dark, foggy, and damp, and there were bleak hills all round
+us.&nbsp; Now, we were gliding down a smooth, broad stream, at
+the rate of eleven miles an hour: our colours flying gaily; our
+crew rigged out in their smartest clothes; our officers in
+uniform again; the sun shining as on a brilliant April day in
+England; the land stretched out on either side, streaked with
+light patches of snow; white wooden houses; people at their
+doors; telegraphs working; flags hoisted; wharfs appearing;
+ships; quays crowded with people; distant noises; shouts; men and
+boys running down steep places towards the pier: all more bright
+and gay and fresh to our unused eyes than words can paint
+them.&nbsp; We came to a wharf, paved with uplifted faces; got
+alongside, and were made fast, after some shouting and straining
+of cables; darted, a score of us along the gangway, almost as
+soon as it was thrust out to meet us, and before it had reached
+the ship&mdash;and leaped upon the firm glad earth again!</p>
+<p>I suppose this Halifax would have appeared an Elysium, though
+it had been a curiosity of ugly dulness.&nbsp; But I carried away
+with me a most pleasant impression of the town and its
+inhabitants, and have preserved it to this hour.&nbsp; Nor was it
+without regret that I came home, without having found an
+opportunity of returning thither, and once more shaking hands
+with the friends I made that day.</p>
+<p>It happened to be the opening of the Legislative Council and
+General Assembly, at which ceremonial the forms observed on the
+commencement of a new Session of Parliament in England were so
+closely copied, and so gravely presented on a small scale, that
+it was like looking at Westminster through the wrong end of a
+telescope.&nbsp; The governor, as her Majesty&rsquo;s
+representative, delivered what may be called the Speech from the
+Throne.&nbsp; He said what he had to say manfully and well.&nbsp;
+The military band outside the building struck up &ldquo;God save
+the Queen&rdquo; with great vigour before his Excellency had
+quite finished; the people shouted; the in&rsquo;s rubbed their
+hands; the out&rsquo;s shook their heads; the Government party
+said there never was such a good speech; the Opposition declared
+there never was such a bad one; the Speaker and members of the
+House of Assembly withdrew from the bar to say a great deal among
+themselves and do a little: and, in short, everything went on,
+and promised to go on, just as it does at home upon the like
+occasions.</p>
+<p>The town is built on the side of a hill, the highest point
+being commanded by a strong fortress, not yet quite
+finished.&nbsp; Several streets of good breadth and appearance
+extend from its summit to the water-side, and are intersected by
+cross streets running parallel with the river.&nbsp; The houses
+are chiefly of wood.&nbsp; The market is abundantly supplied; and
+provisions are exceedingly cheap.&nbsp; The weather being
+unusually mild at that time for the season of the year, there was
+no sleighing: but there were plenty of those vehicles in yards
+and by-places, and some of them, from the gorgeous quality of
+their decorations, might have &lsquo;gone on&rsquo; without
+alteration as triumphal cars in a melodrama at
+Astley&rsquo;s.&nbsp; The day was uncommonly fine; the air
+bracing and healthful; the whole aspect of the town cheerful,
+thriving, and industrious.</p>
+<p>We lay there seven hours, to deliver and exchange the
+mails.&nbsp; At length, having collected all our bags and all our
+passengers (including two or three choice spirits, who, having
+indulged too freely in oysters and champagne, were found lying
+insensible on their backs in unfrequented streets), the engines
+were again put in motion, and we stood off for Boston.</p>
+<p>Encountering squally weather again in the Bay of Fundy, we
+tumbled and rolled about as usual all that night and all next
+day.&nbsp; On the next afternoon, that is to say, on Saturday,
+the twenty-second of January, an American pilot-boat came
+alongside, and soon afterwards the Britannia steam-packet, from
+Liverpool, eighteen days out, was telegraphed at Boston.</p>
+<p>The indescribable interest with which I strained my eyes, as
+the first patches of American soil peeped like molehills from the
+green sea, and followed them, as they swelled, by slow and almost
+imperceptible degrees, into a continuous line of coast, can
+hardly be exaggerated.&nbsp; A sharp keen wind blew dead against
+us; a hard frost prevailed on shore; and the cold was most
+severe.&nbsp; Yet the air was so intensely clear, and dry, and
+bright, that the temperature was not only endurable, but
+delicious.</p>
+<p>How I remained on deck, staring about me, until we came
+alongside the dock, and how, though I had had as many eyes as
+Argus, I should have had them all wide open, and all employed on
+new objects&mdash;are topics which I will not prolong this
+chapter to discuss.&nbsp; Neither will I more than hint at my
+foreigner-like mistake in supposing that a party of most active
+persons, who scrambled on board at the peril of their lives as we
+approached the wharf, were newsmen, answering to that industrious
+class at home; whereas, despite the leathern wallets of news
+slung about the necks of some, and the broad sheets in the hands
+of all, they were Editors, who boarded ships in person (as one
+gentleman in a worsted comforter informed me), &lsquo;because
+they liked the excitement of it.&rsquo;&nbsp;&nbsp; Suffice it in
+this place to say, that one of these invaders, with a ready
+courtesy for which I thank him here most gratefully, went on
+before to order rooms at the hotel; and that when I followed, as
+I soon did, I found myself rolling through the long passages with
+an involuntary imitation of the gait of Mr. T. P. Cooke, in a new
+nautical melodrama.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Dinner, if you please,&rsquo; said I to the waiter.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;When?&rsquo; said the waiter.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;As quick as possible,&rsquo; said I.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Right away?&rsquo; said the waiter.</p>
+<p>After a moment&rsquo;s hesitation, I answered
+&lsquo;No,&rsquo; at hazard.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;<i>Not</i> right away?&rsquo; cried the waiter, with an
+amount of surprise that made me start.</p>
+<p>I looked at him doubtfully, and returned, &lsquo;No; I would
+rather have it in this private room.&nbsp; I like it very
+much.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>At this, I really thought the waiter must have gone out of his
+mind: as I believe he would have done, but for the interposition
+of another man, who whispered in his ear,
+&lsquo;Directly.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Well! and that&rsquo;s a fact!&rsquo; said the waiter,
+looking helplessly at me: &lsquo;Right away.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>I saw now that &lsquo;Right away&rsquo; and
+&lsquo;Directly&rsquo; were one and the same thing.&nbsp; So I
+reversed my previous answer, and sat down to dinner in ten
+minutes afterwards; and a capital dinner it was.</p>
+<p>The hotel (a very excellent one) is called the Tremont
+House.&nbsp; It has more galleries, colonnades, piazzas, and
+passages than I can remember, or the reader would believe.</p>
+<h2><a name="page22"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+22</span>CHAPTER III<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">BOSTON</span></h2>
+<p><i>In</i> all the public establishments of America, the utmost
+courtesy prevails.&nbsp; Most of our Departments are susceptible
+of considerable improvement in this respect, but the Custom-house
+above all others would do well to take example from the United
+States and render itself somewhat less odious and offensive to
+foreigners.&nbsp; The servile rapacity of the French officials is
+sufficiently contemptible; but there is a surly boorish
+incivility about our men, alike disgusting to all persons who
+fall into their hands, and discreditable to the nation that keeps
+such ill-conditioned curs snarling about its gates.</p>
+<p>When I landed in America, I could not help being strongly
+impressed with the contrast their Custom-house presented, and the
+attention, politeness and good humour with which its officers
+discharged their duty.</p>
+<p>As we did not land at Boston, in consequence of some detention
+at the wharf, until after dark, I received my first impressions
+of the city in walking down to the Custom-house on the morning
+after our arrival, which was Sunday.&nbsp; I am afraid to say, by
+the way, how many offers of pews and seats in church for that
+morning were made to us, by formal note of invitation, before we
+had half finished our first dinner in America, but if I may be
+allowed to make a moderate guess, without going into nicer
+calculation, I should say that at least as many sittings were
+proffered us, as would have accommodated a score or two of
+grown-up families.&nbsp; The number of creeds and forms of
+religion to which the pleasure of our company was requested, was
+in very fair proportion.</p>
+<p>Not being able, in the absence of any change of clothes, to go
+to church that day, we were compelled to decline these
+kindnesses, one and all; and I was reluctantly obliged to forego
+the delight of hearing Dr. Channing, who happened to preach that
+morning for the first time in a very long interval.&nbsp; I
+mention the name of this distinguished and accomplished man (with
+whom I soon afterwards had the pleasure of becoming personally
+acquainted), that I may have the gratification of recording my
+humble tribute of admiration and respect for his high abilities
+and character; and for the bold philanthropy with which he has
+ever opposed himself to that most hideous blot and foul
+disgrace&mdash;Slavery.</p>
+<p>To return to Boston.&nbsp; When I got into the streets upon
+this Sunday morning, the air was so clear, the houses were so
+bright and gay: the signboards were painted in such gaudy
+colours; the gilded letters were so very golden; the bricks were
+so very red, the stone was so very white, the blinds and area
+railings were so very green, the knobs and plates upon the street
+doors so marvellously bright and twinkling; and all so slight and
+unsubstantial in appearance&mdash;that every thoroughfare in the
+city looked exactly like a scene in a pantomime.&nbsp; It rarely
+happens in the business streets that a tradesman, if I may
+venture to call anybody a tradesman, where everybody is a
+merchant, resides above his store; so that many occupations are
+often carried on in one house, and the whole front is covered
+with boards and inscriptions.&nbsp; As I walked along, I kept
+glancing up at these boards, confidently expecting to see a few
+of them change into something; and I never turned a corner
+suddenly without looking out for the clown and pantaloon, who, I
+had no doubt, were hiding in a doorway or behind some pillar
+close at hand.&nbsp; As to Harlequin and Columbine, I discovered
+immediately that they lodged (they are always looking after
+lodgings in a pantomime) at a very small clockmaker&rsquo;s one
+story high, near the hotel; which, in addition to various symbols
+and devices, almost covering the whole front, had a great dial
+hanging out&mdash;to be jumped through, of course.</p>
+<p>The suburbs are, if possible, even more unsubstantial-looking
+than the city.&nbsp; The white wooden houses (so white that it
+makes one wink to look at them), with their green jalousie
+blinds, are so sprinkled and dropped about in all directions,
+without seeming to have any root at all in the ground; and the
+small churches and chapels are so prim, and bright, and highly
+varnished; that I almost believed the whole affair could be taken
+up piecemeal like a child&rsquo;s toy, and crammed into a little
+box.</p>
+<p>The city is a beautiful one, and cannot fail, I should
+imagine, to impress all strangers very favourably.&nbsp; The
+private dwelling-houses are, for the most part, large and
+elegant; the shops extremely good; and the public buildings
+handsome.&nbsp; The State House is built upon the summit of a
+hill, which rises gradually at first, and afterwards by a steep
+ascent, almost from the water&rsquo;s edge.&nbsp; In front is a
+green enclosure, called the Common.&nbsp; The site is beautiful:
+and from the top there is a charming panoramic view of the whole
+town and neighbourhood.&nbsp; In addition to a variety of
+commodious offices, it contains two handsome chambers; in one the
+House of Representatives of the State hold their meetings: in the
+other, the Senate.&nbsp; Such proceedings as I saw here, were
+conducted with perfect gravity and decorum; and were certainly
+calculated to inspire attention and respect.</p>
+<p>There is no doubt that much of the intellectual refinement and
+superiority of Boston, is referable to the quiet influence of the
+University of Cambridge, which is within three or four miles of
+the city.&nbsp; The resident professors at that university are
+gentlemen of learning and varied attainments; and are, without
+one exception that I can call to mind, men who would shed a grace
+upon, and do honour to, any society in the civilised world.&nbsp;
+Many of the resident gentry in Boston and its neighbourhood, and
+I think I am not mistaken in adding, a large majority of those
+who are attached to the liberal professions there, have been
+educated at this same school.&nbsp; Whatever the defects of
+American universities may be, they disseminate no prejudices;
+rear no bigots; dig up the buried ashes of no old superstitions;
+never interpose between the people and their improvement; exclude
+no man because of his religious opinions; above all, in their
+whole course of study and instruction, recognise a world, and a
+broad one too, lying beyond the college walls.</p>
+<p>It was a source of inexpressible pleasure to me to observe the
+almost imperceptible, but not less certain effect, wrought by
+this institution among the small community of Boston; and to note
+at every turn the humanising tastes and desires it has
+engendered; the affectionate friendships to which it has given
+rise; the amount of vanity and prejudice it has dispelled.&nbsp;
+The golden calf they worship at Boston is a pigmy compared with
+the giant effigies set up in other parts of that vast
+counting-house which lies beyond the Atlantic; and the almighty
+dollar sinks into something comparatively insignificant, amidst a
+whole Pantheon of better gods.</p>
+<p>Above all, I sincerely believe that the public institutions
+and charities of this capital of Massachusetts are as nearly
+perfect, as the most considerate wisdom, benevolence, and
+humanity, can make them.&nbsp; I never in my life was more
+affected by the contemplation of happiness, under circumstances
+of privation and bereavement, than in my visits to these
+establishments.</p>
+<p>It is a great and pleasant feature of all such institutions in
+America, that they are either supported by the State or assisted
+by the State; or (in the event of their not needing its helping
+hand) that they act in concert with it, and are emphatically the
+people&rsquo;s.&nbsp; I cannot but think, with a view to the
+principle and its tendency to elevate or depress the character of
+the industrious classes, that a Public Charity is immeasurably
+better than a Private Foundation, no matter how munificently the
+latter may be endowed.&nbsp; In our own country, where it has
+not, until within these later days, been a very popular fashion
+with governments to display any extraordinary regard for the
+great mass of the people or to recognise their existence as
+improvable creatures, private charities, unexampled in the
+history of the earth, have arisen, to do an incalculable amount
+of good among the destitute and afflicted.&nbsp; But the
+government of the country, having neither act nor part in them,
+is not in the receipt of any portion of the gratitude they
+inspire; and, offering very little shelter or relief beyond that
+which is to be found in the workhouse and the jail, has come, not
+unnaturally, to be looked upon by the poor rather as a stern
+master, quick to correct and punish, than a kind protector,
+merciful and vigilant in their hour of need.</p>
+<p>The maxim that out of evil cometh good, is strongly
+illustrated by these establishments at home; as the records of
+the Prerogative Office in Doctors&rsquo; Commons can abundantly
+prove.&nbsp; Some immensely rich old gentleman or lady,
+surrounded by needy relatives, makes, upon a low average, a will
+a-week.&nbsp; The old gentleman or lady, never very remarkable in
+the best of times for good temper, is full of aches and pains
+from head to foot; full of fancies and caprices; full of spleen,
+distrust, suspicion, and dislike.&nbsp; To cancel old wills, and
+invent new ones, is at last the sole business of such a
+testator&rsquo;s existence; and relations and friends (some of
+whom have been bred up distinctly to inherit a large share of the
+property, and have been, from their cradles, specially
+disqualified from devoting themselves to any useful pursuit, on
+that account) are so often and so unexpectedly and summarily cut
+off, and reinstated, and cut off again, that the whole family,
+down to the remotest cousin, is kept in a perpetual fever.&nbsp;
+At length it becomes plain that the old lady or gentleman has not
+long to live; and the plainer this becomes, the more clearly the
+old lady or gentleman perceives that everybody is in a conspiracy
+against their poor old dying relative; wherefore the old lady or
+gentleman makes another last will&mdash;positively the last this
+time&mdash;conceals the same in a china teapot, and expires next
+day.&nbsp; Then it turns out, that the whole of the real and
+personal estate is divided between half-a-dozen charities; and
+that the dead and gone testator has in pure spite helped to do a
+great deal of good, at the cost of an immense amount of evil
+passion and misery.</p>
+<p>The Perkins Institution and Massachusetts Asylum for the
+Blind, at Boston, is superintended by a body of trustees who make
+an annual report to the corporation.&nbsp; The indigent blind of
+that state are admitted gratuitously.&nbsp; Those from the
+adjoining state of Connecticut, or from the states of Maine,
+Vermont, or New Hampshire, are admitted by a warrant from the
+state to which they respectively belong; or, failing that, must
+find security among their friends, for the payment of about
+twenty pounds English for their first year&rsquo;s board and
+instruction, and ten for the second.&nbsp; &lsquo;After the first
+year,&rsquo; say the trustees, &lsquo;an account current will be
+opened with each pupil; he will be charged with the actual cost
+of his board, which will not exceed two dollars per week;&rsquo;
+a trifle more than eight shillings English; &lsquo;and he will be
+credited with the amount paid for him by the state, or by his
+friends; also with his earnings over and above the cost of the
+stock which he uses; so that all his earnings over one dollar per
+week will be his own.&nbsp; By the third year it will be known
+whether his earnings will more than pay the actual cost of his
+board; if they should, he will have it at his option to remain
+and receive his earnings, or not.&nbsp; Those who prove unable to
+earn their own livelihood will not be retained; as it is not
+desirable to convert the establishment into an alms-house, or to
+retain any but working bees in the hive.&nbsp; Those who by
+physical or mental imbecility are disqualified from work, are
+thereby disqualified from being members of an industrious
+community; and they can be better provided for in establishments
+fitted for the infirm.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>I went to see this place one very fine winter morning: an
+Italian sky above, and the air so clear and bright on every side,
+that even my eyes, which are none of the best, could follow the
+minute lines and scraps of tracery in distant buildings.&nbsp;
+Like most other public institutions in America, of the same
+class, it stands a mile or two without the town, in a cheerful
+healthy spot; and is an airy, spacious, handsome edifice.&nbsp;
+It is built upon a height, commanding the harbour.&nbsp; When I
+paused for a moment at the door, and marked how fresh and free
+the whole scene was&mdash;what sparkling bubbles glanced upon the
+waves, and welled up every moment to the surface, as though the
+world below, like that above, were radiant with the bright day,
+and gushing over in its fulness of light: when I gazed from sail
+to sail away upon a ship at sea, a tiny speck of shining white,
+the only cloud upon the still, deep, distant blue&mdash;and,
+turning, saw a blind boy with his sightless face addressed that
+way, as though he too had some sense within him of the glorious
+distance: I felt a kind of sorrow that the place should be so
+very light, and a strange wish that for his sake it were
+darker.&nbsp; It was but momentary, of course, and a mere fancy,
+but I felt it keenly for all that.</p>
+<p>The children were at their daily tasks in different rooms,
+except a few who were already dismissed, and were at play.&nbsp;
+Here, as in many institutions, no uniform is worn; and I was very
+glad of it, for two reasons.&nbsp; Firstly, because I am sure
+that nothing but senseless custom and want of thought would
+reconcile us to the liveries and badges we are so fond of at
+home.&nbsp; Secondly, because the absence of these things
+presents each child to the visitor in his or her own proper
+character, with its individuality unimpaired; not lost in a dull,
+ugly, monotonous repetition of the same unmeaning garb: which is
+really an important consideration.&nbsp; The wisdom of
+encouraging a little harmless pride in personal appearance even
+among the blind, or the whimsical absurdity of considering
+charity and leather breeches inseparable companions, as we do,
+requires no comment.</p>
+<p>Good order, cleanliness, and comfort, pervaded every corner of
+the building.&nbsp; The various classes, who were gathered round
+their teachers, answered the questions put to them with readiness
+and intelligence, and in a spirit of cheerful contest for
+precedence which pleased me very much.&nbsp; Those who were at
+play, were gleesome and noisy as other children.&nbsp; More
+spiritual and affectionate friendships appeared to exist among
+them, than would be found among other young persons suffering
+under no deprivation; but this I expected and was prepared to
+find.&nbsp; It is a part of the great scheme of Heaven&rsquo;s
+merciful consideration for the afflicted.</p>
+<p>In a portion of the building, set apart for that purpose, are
+work-shops for blind persons whose education is finished, and who
+have acquired a trade, but who cannot pursue it in an ordinary
+manufactory because of their deprivation.&nbsp; Several people
+were at work here; making brushes, mattresses, and so forth; and
+the cheerfulness, industry, and good order discernible in every
+other part of the building, extended to this department also.</p>
+<p>On the ringing of a bell, the pupils all repaired, without any
+guide or leader, to a spacious music-hall, where they took their
+seats in an orchestra erected for that purpose, and listened with
+manifest delight to a voluntary on the organ, played by one of
+themselves.&nbsp; At its conclusion, the performer, a boy of
+nineteen or twenty, gave place to a girl; and to her
+accompaniment they all sang a hymn, and afterwards a sort of
+chorus.&nbsp; It was very sad to look upon and hear them, happy
+though their condition unquestionably was; and I saw that one
+blind girl, who (being for the time deprived of the use of her
+limbs, by illness) sat close beside me with her face towards
+them, wept silently the while she listened.</p>
+<p>It is strange to watch the faces of the blind, and see how
+free they are from all concealment of what is passing in their
+thoughts; observing which, a man with eyes may blush to
+contemplate the mask he wears.&nbsp; Allowing for one shade of
+anxious expression which is never absent from their countenances,
+and the like of which we may readily detect in our own faces if
+we try to feel our way in the dark, every idea, as it rises
+within them, is expressed with the lightning&rsquo;s speed and
+nature&rsquo;s truth.&nbsp; If the company at a rout, or
+drawing-room at court, could only for one time be as unconscious
+of the eyes upon them as blind men and women are, what secrets
+would come out, and what a worker of hypocrisy this sight, the
+loss of which we so much pity, would appear to be!</p>
+<p>The thought occurred to me as I sat down in another room,
+before a girl, blind, deaf, and dumb; destitute of smell; and
+nearly so of taste: before a fair young creature with every human
+faculty, and hope, and power of goodness and affection, inclosed
+within her delicate frame, and but one outward sense&mdash;the
+sense of touch.&nbsp; There she was, before me; built up, as it
+were, in a marble cell, impervious to any ray of light, or
+particle of sound; with her poor white hand peeping through a
+chink in the wall, beckoning to some good man for help, that an
+Immortal soul might be awakened.</p>
+<p>Long before I looked upon her, the help had come.&nbsp; Her
+face was radiant with intelligence and pleasure.&nbsp; Her hair,
+braided by her own hands, was bound about a head, whose
+intellectual capacity and development were beautifully expressed
+in its graceful outline, and its broad open brow; her dress,
+arranged by herself, was a pattern of neatness and simplicity;
+the work she had knitted, lay beside her; her writing-book was on
+the desk she leaned upon.&mdash;From the mournful ruin of such
+bereavement, there had slowly risen up this gentle, tender,
+guileless, grateful-hearted being.</p>
+<p>Like other inmates of that house, she had a green ribbon bound
+round her eyelids.&nbsp; A doll she had dressed lay near upon the
+ground.&nbsp; I took it up, and saw that she had made a green
+fillet such as she wore herself, and fastened it about its mimic
+eyes.</p>
+<p>She was seated in a little enclosure, made by school-desks and
+forms, writing her daily journal.&nbsp; But soon finishing this
+pursuit, she engaged in an animated conversation with a teacher
+who sat beside her.&nbsp; This was a favourite mistress with the
+poor pupil.&nbsp; If she could see the face of her fair
+instructress, she would not love her less, I am sure.</p>
+<p>I have extracted a few disjointed fragments of her history,
+from an account, written by that one man who has made her what
+she is.&nbsp; It is a very beautiful and touching narrative; and
+I wish I could present it entire.</p>
+<p>Her name is Laura Bridgman.&nbsp; &lsquo;She was born in
+Hanover, New Hampshire, on the twenty-first of December,
+1829.&nbsp; She is described as having been a very sprightly and
+pretty infant, with bright blue eyes.&nbsp; She was, however, so
+puny and feeble until she was a year and a half old, that her
+parents hardly hoped to rear her.&nbsp; She was subject to severe
+fits, which seemed to rack her frame almost beyond her power of
+endurance: and life was held by the feeblest tenure: but when a
+year and a half old, she seemed to rally; the dangerous symptoms
+subsided; and at twenty months old, she was perfectly well.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Then her mental powers, hitherto stinted in their
+growth, rapidly developed themselves; and during the four months
+of health which she enjoyed, she appears (making due allowance
+for a fond mother&rsquo;s account) to have displayed a
+considerable degree of intelligence.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;But suddenly she sickened again; her disease raged with
+great violence during five weeks, when her eyes and ears were
+inflamed, suppurated, and their contents were discharged.&nbsp;
+But though sight and hearing were gone for ever, the poor
+child&rsquo;s sufferings were not ended.&nbsp; The fever raged
+during seven weeks; for five months she was kept in bed in a
+darkened room; it was a year before she could walk unsupported,
+and two years before she could sit up all day.&nbsp; It was now
+observed that her sense of smell was almost entirely destroyed;
+and, consequently, that her taste was much blunted.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;It was not until four years of age that the poor
+child&rsquo;s bodily health seemed restored, and she was able to
+enter upon her apprenticeship of life and the world.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;But what a situation was hers!&nbsp; The darkness and
+the silence of the tomb were around her: no mother&rsquo;s smile
+called forth her answering smile, no father&rsquo;s voice taught
+her to imitate his sounds:&mdash;they, brothers and sisters, were
+but forms of matter which resisted her touch, but which differed
+not from the furniture of the house, save in warmth, and in the
+power of locomotion; and not even in these respects from the dog
+and the cat.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;But the immortal spirit which had been implanted within
+her could not die, nor be maimed nor mutilated; and though most
+of its avenues of communication with the world were cut off, it
+began to manifest itself through the others.&nbsp; As soon as she
+could walk, she began to explore the room, and then the house;
+she became familiar with the form, density, weight, and heat, of
+every article she could lay her hands upon.&nbsp; She followed
+her mother, and felt her hands and arms, as she was occupied
+about the house; and her disposition to imitate, led her to
+repeat everything herself.&nbsp; She even learned to sew a
+little, and to knit.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>The reader will scarcely need to be told, however, that the
+opportunities of communicating with her, were very, very limited;
+and that the moral effects of her wretched state soon began to
+appear.&nbsp; Those who cannot be enlightened by reason, can only
+be controlled by force; and this, coupled with her great
+privations, must soon have reduced her to a worse condition than
+that of the beasts that perish, but for timely and unhoped-for
+aid.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;At this time, I was so fortunate as to hear of the
+child, and immediately hastened to Hanover to see her.&nbsp; I
+found her with a well-formed figure; a strongly-marked,
+nervous-sanguine temperament; a large and beautifully-shaped
+head; and the whole system in healthy action.&nbsp; The parents
+were easily induced to consent to her coming to Boston, and on
+the 4th of October, 1837, they brought her to the
+Institution.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;For a while, she was much bewildered; and after waiting
+about two weeks, until she became acquainted with her new
+locality, and somewhat familiar with the inmates, the attempt was
+made to give her knowledge of arbitrary signs, by which she could
+interchange thoughts with others.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;There was one of two ways to be adopted: either to go
+on to build up a language of signs on the basis of the natural
+language which she had already commenced herself, or to teach her
+the purely arbitrary language in common use: that is, to give her
+a sign for every individual thing, or to give her a knowledge of
+letters by combination of which she might express her idea of the
+existence, and the mode and condition of existence, of any
+thing.&nbsp; The former would have been easy, but very
+ineffectual; the latter seemed very difficult, but, if
+accomplished, very effectual.&nbsp; I determined therefore to try
+the latter.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;The first experiments were made by taking articles in
+common use, such as knives, forks, spoons, keys, &amp;c., and
+pasting upon them labels with their names printed in raised
+letters.&nbsp; These she felt very carefully, and soon, of
+course, distinguished that the crooked lines <i>spoon</i>,
+differed as much from the crooked lines <i>key</i>, as the spoon
+differed from the key in form.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Then small detached labels, with the same words printed
+upon them, were put into her hands; and she soon observed that
+they were similar to the ones pasted on the
+articles.&rsquo;&nbsp;&nbsp; She showed her perception of this
+similarity by laying the label <i>key</i> upon the key, and the
+label <i>spoon</i> upon the spoon.&nbsp; She was encouraged here
+by the natural sign of approbation, patting on the head.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;The same process was then repeated with all the
+articles which she could handle; and she very easily learned to
+place the proper labels upon them.&nbsp; It was evident, however,
+that the only intellectual exercise was that of imitation and
+memory.&nbsp; She recollected that the label <i>book</i> was
+placed upon a book, and she repeated the process first from
+imitation, next from memory, with only the motive of love of
+approbation, but apparently without the intellectual perception
+of any relation between the things.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;After a while, instead of labels, the individual
+letters were given to her on detached bits of paper: they were
+arranged side by side so as to spell <i>book</i>, <i>key</i>,
+&amp;c.; then they were mixed up in a heap and a sign was made
+for her to arrange them herself so as to express the words
+<i>book</i>, <i>key</i>, &amp;c.; and she did so.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Hitherto, the process had been mechanical, and the
+success about as great as teaching a very knowing dog a variety
+of tricks.&nbsp; The poor child had sat in mute amazement, and
+patiently imitated everything her teacher did; but now the truth
+began to flash upon her: her intellect began to work: she
+perceived that here was a way by which she could herself make up
+a sign of anything that was in her own mind, and show it to
+another mind; and at once her countenance lighted up with a human
+expression: it was no longer a dog, or parrot: it was an immortal
+spirit, eagerly seizing upon a new link of union with other
+spirits!&nbsp; I could almost fix upon the moment when this truth
+dawned upon her mind, and spread its light to her countenance; I
+saw that the great obstacle was overcome; and that henceforward
+nothing but patient and persevering, but plain and
+straightforward, efforts were to be used.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;The result thus far, is quickly related, and easily
+conceived; but not so was the process; for many weeks of
+apparently unprofitable labour were passed before it was
+effected.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;When it was said above that a sign was made, it was
+intended to say, that the action was performed by her teacher,
+she feeling his hands, and then imitating the motion.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;The next step was to procure a set of metal types, with
+the different letters of the alphabet cast upon their ends; also
+a board, in which were square holes, into which holes she could
+set the types; so that the letters on their ends could alone be
+felt above the surface.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Then, on any article being handed to her, for instance,
+a pencil, or a watch, she would select the component letters, and
+arrange them on her board, and read them with apparent
+pleasure.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;She was exercised for several weeks in this way, until
+her vocabulary became extensive; and then the important step was
+taken of teaching her how to represent the different letters by
+the position of her fingers, instead of the cumbrous apparatus of
+the board and types.&nbsp; She accomplished this speedily and
+easily, for her intellect had begun to work in aid of her
+teacher, and her progress was rapid.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;This was the period, about three months after she had
+commenced, that the first report of her case was made, in which
+it was stated that &ldquo;she has just learned the manual
+alphabet, as used by the deaf mutes, and it is a subject of
+delight and wonder to see how rapidly, correctly, and eagerly,
+she goes on with her labours.&nbsp; Her teacher gives her a new
+object, for instance, a pencil, first lets her examine it, and
+get an idea of its use, then teaches her how to spell it by
+making the signs for the letters with her own fingers: the child
+grasps her hand, and feels her fingers, as the different letters
+are formed; she turns her head a little on one side like a person
+listening closely; her lips are apart; she seems scarcely to
+breathe; and her countenance, at first anxious, gradually changes
+to a smile, as she comprehends the lesson.&nbsp; She then holds
+up her tiny fingers, and spells the word in the manual alphabet;
+next, she takes her types and arranges her letters; and last, to
+make sure that she is right, she takes the whole of the types
+composing the word, and places them upon or in contact with the
+pencil, or whatever the object may be.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;The whole of the succeeding year was passed in
+gratifying her eager inquiries for the names of every object
+which she could possibly handle; in exercising her in the use of
+the manual alphabet; in extending in every possible way her
+knowledge of the physical relations of things; and in proper care
+of her health.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;At the end of the year a report of her case was made,
+from which the following is an extract.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;&ldquo;It has been ascertained beyond the possibility
+of doubt, that she cannot see a ray of light, cannot hear the
+least sound, and never exercises her sense of smell, if she have
+any.&nbsp; Thus her mind dwells in darkness and stillness, as
+profound as that of a closed tomb at midnight.&nbsp; Of beautiful
+sights, and sweet sounds, and pleasant odours, she has no
+conception; nevertheless, she seems as happy and playful as a
+bird or a lamb; and the employment of her intellectual faculties,
+or the acquirement of a new idea, gives her a vivid pleasure,
+which is plainly marked in her expressive features.&nbsp; She
+never seems to repine, but has all the buoyancy and gaiety of
+childhood.&nbsp; She is fond of fun and frolic, and when playing
+with the rest of the children, her shrill laugh sounds loudest of
+the group.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;&ldquo;When left alone, she seems very happy if she
+have her knitting or sewing, and will busy herself for hours; if
+she have no occupation, she evidently amuses herself by imaginary
+dialogues, or by recalling past impressions; she counts with her
+fingers, or spells out names of things which she has recently
+learned, in the manual alphabet of the deaf mutes.&nbsp; In this
+lonely self-communion she seems to reason, reflect, and argue; if
+she spell a word wrong with the fingers of her right hand, she
+instantly strikes it with her left, as her teacher does, in sign
+of disapprobation; if right, then she pats herself upon the head,
+and looks pleased.&nbsp; She sometimes purposely spells a word
+wrong with the left hand, looks roguish for a moment and laughs,
+and then with the right hand strikes the left, as if to correct
+it.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;&ldquo;During the year she has attained great dexterity
+in the use of the manual alphabet of the deaf mutes; and she
+spells out the words and sentences which she knows, so fast and
+so deftly, that only those accustomed to this language can follow
+with the eye the rapid motions of her fingers.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;&ldquo;But wonderful as is the rapidity with which she
+writes her thoughts upon the air, still more so is the ease and
+accuracy with which she reads the words thus written by another;
+grasping their hands in hers, and following every movement of
+their fingers, as letter after letter conveys their meaning to
+her mind.&nbsp; It is in this way that she converses with her
+blind playmates, and nothing can more forcibly show the power of
+mind in forcing matter to its purpose than a meeting between
+them.&nbsp; For if great talent and skill are necessary for two
+pantomimes to paint their thoughts and feelings by the movements
+of the body, and the expression of the countenance, how much
+greater the difficulty when darkness shrouds them both, and the
+one can hear no sound.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;&ldquo;When Laura is walking through a passage-way,
+with her hands spread before her, she knows instantly every one
+she meets, and passes them with a sign of recognition: but if it
+be a girl of her own age, and especially if it be one of her
+favourites, there is instantly a bright smile of recognition, a
+twining of arms, a grasping of hands, and a swift telegraphing
+upon the tiny fingers; whose rapid evolutions convey the thoughts
+and feelings from the outposts of one mind to those of the
+other.&nbsp; There are questions and answers, exchanges of joy or
+sorrow, there are kissings and partings, just as between little
+children with all their senses.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;During this year, and six months after she had left
+home, her mother came to visit her, and the scene of their
+meeting was an interesting one.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;The mother stood some time, gazing with overflowing
+eyes upon her unfortunate child, who, all unconscious of her
+presence, was playing about the room.&nbsp; Presently Laura ran
+against her, and at once began feeling her hands, examining her
+dress, and trying to find out if she knew her; but not succeeding
+in this, she turned away as from a stranger, and the poor woman
+could not conceal the pang she felt, at finding that her beloved
+child did not know her.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;She then gave Laura a string of beads which she used to
+wear at home, which were recognised by the child at once, who,
+with much joy, put them around her neck, and sought me eagerly to
+say she understood the string was from her home.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;The mother now sought to caress her, but poor Laura
+repelled her, preferring to be with her acquaintances.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Another article from home was now given her, and she
+began to look much interested; she examined the stranger much
+closer, and gave me to understand that she knew she came from
+Hanover; she even endured her caresses, but would leave her with
+indifference at the slightest signal.&nbsp; The distress of the
+mother was now painful to behold; for, although she had feared
+that she should not be recognised, the painful reality of being
+treated with cold indifference by a darling child, was too much
+for woman&rsquo;s nature to bear.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;After a while, on the mother taking hold of her again,
+a vague idea seemed to flit across Laura&rsquo;s mind, that this
+could not be a stranger; she therefore felt her hands very
+eagerly, while her countenance assumed an expression of intense
+interest; she became very pale; and then suddenly red; hope
+seemed struggling with doubt and anxiety, and never were
+contending emotions more strongly painted upon the human face: at
+this moment of painful uncertainty, the mother drew her close to
+her side, and kissed her fondly, when at once the truth flashed
+upon the child, and all mistrust and anxiety disappeared from her
+face, as with an expression of exceeding joy she eagerly nestled
+to the bosom of her parent, and yielded herself to her fond
+embraces.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;After this, the beads were all unheeded; the playthings
+which were offered to her were utterly disregarded; her
+playmates, for whom but a moment before she gladly left the
+stranger, now vainly strove to pull her from her mother; and
+though she yielded her usual instantaneous obedience to my signal
+to follow me, it was evidently with painful reluctance.&nbsp; She
+clung close to me, as if bewildered and fearful; and when, after
+a moment, I took her to her mother, she sprang to her arms, and
+clung to her with eager joy.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;The subsequent parting between them, showed alike the
+affection, the intelligence, and the resolution of the child.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Laura accompanied her mother to the door, clinging
+close to her all the way, until they arrived at the threshold,
+where she paused, and felt around, to ascertain who was near
+her.&nbsp; Perceiving the matron, of whom she is very fond, she
+grasped her with one hand, holding on convulsively to her mother
+with the other; and thus she stood for a moment: then she dropped
+her mother&rsquo;s hand; put her handkerchief to her eyes; and
+turning round, clung sobbing to the matron; while her mother
+departed, with emotions as deep as those of her child.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * * * *</p>
+<p>&lsquo;It has been remarked in former reports, that she can
+distinguish different degrees of intellect in others, and that
+she soon regarded, almost with contempt, a new-comer, when, after
+a few days, she discovered her weakness of mind.&nbsp; This
+unamiable part of her character has been more strongly developed
+during the past year.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;She chooses for her friends and companions, those
+children who are intelligent, and can talk best with her; and she
+evidently dislikes to be with those who are deficient in
+intellect, unless, indeed, she can make them serve her purposes,
+which she is evidently inclined to do.&nbsp; She takes advantage
+of them, and makes them wait upon her, in a manner that she knows
+she could not exact of others; and in various ways shows her
+Saxon blood.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;She is fond of having other children noticed and
+caressed by the teachers, and those whom she respects; but this
+must not be carried too far, or she becomes jealous.&nbsp; She
+wants to have her share, which, if not the lion&rsquo;s, is the
+greater part; and if she does not get it, she says, &ldquo;<i>My
+mother will love me</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Her tendency to imitation is so strong, that it leads
+her to actions which must be entirely incomprehensible to her,
+and which can give her no other pleasure than the gratification
+of an internal faculty.&nbsp; She has been known to sit for half
+an hour, holding a book before her sightless eyes, and moving her
+lips, as she has observed seeing people do when reading.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;She one day pretended that her doll was sick; and went
+through all the motions of tending it, and giving it medicine;
+she then put it carefully to bed, and placed a bottle of hot
+water to its feet, laughing all the time most heartily.&nbsp;
+When I came home, she insisted upon my going to see it, and feel
+its pulse; and when I told her to put a blister on its back, she
+seemed to enjoy it amazingly, and almost screamed with
+delight.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Her social feelings, and her affections, are very
+strong; and when she is sitting at work, or at her studies, by
+the side of one of her little friends, she will break off from
+her task every few moments, to hug and kiss them with an
+earnestness and warmth that is touching to behold.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;When left alone, she occupies and apparently amuses
+herself, and seems quite contented; and so strong seems to be the
+natural tendency of thought to put on the garb of language, that
+she often soliloquizes in the <i>finger language</i>, slow and
+tedious as it is.&nbsp; But it is only when alone, that she is
+quiet: for if she becomes sensible of the presence of any one
+near her, she is restless until she can sit close beside them,
+hold their hand, and converse with them by signs.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;In her intellectual character it is pleasing to observe
+an insatiable thirst for knowledge, and a quick perception of the
+relations of things.&nbsp; In her moral character, it is
+beautiful to behold her continual gladness, her keen enjoyment of
+existence, her expansive love, her unhesitating confidence, her
+sympathy with suffering, her conscientiousness, truthfulness, and
+hopefulness.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Such are a few fragments from the simple but most interesting
+and instructive history of Laura Bridgman.&nbsp; The name of her
+great benefactor and friend, who writes it, is Dr. Howe.&nbsp;
+There are not many persons, I hope and believe, who, after
+reading these passages, can ever hear that name with
+indifference.</p>
+<p>A further account has been published by Dr. Howe, since the
+report from which I have just quoted.&nbsp; It describes her
+rapid mental growth and improvement during twelve months more,
+and brings her little history down to the end of last year.&nbsp;
+It is very remarkable, that as we dream in words, and carry on
+imaginary conversations, in which we speak both for ourselves and
+for the shadows who appear to us in those visions of the night,
+so she, having no words, uses her finger alphabet in her
+sleep.&nbsp; And it has been ascertained that when her slumber is
+broken, and is much disturbed by dreams, she expresses her
+thoughts in an irregular and confused manner on her fingers: just
+as we should murmur and mutter them indistinctly, in the like
+circumstances.</p>
+<p>I turned over the leaves of her Diary, and found it written in
+a fair legible square hand, and expressed in terms which were
+quite intelligible without any explanation.&nbsp; On my saying
+that I should like to see her write again, the teacher who sat
+beside her, bade her, in their language, sign her name upon a
+slip of paper, twice or thrice.&nbsp; In doing so, I observed
+that she kept her left hand always touching, and following up,
+her right, in which, of course, she held the pen.&nbsp; No line
+was indicated by any contrivance, but she wrote straight and
+freely.</p>
+<p>She had, until now, been quite unconscious of the presence of
+visitors; but, having her hand placed in that of the gentleman
+who accompanied me, she immediately expressed his name upon her
+teacher&rsquo;s palm.&nbsp; Indeed her sense of touch is now so
+exquisite, that having been acquainted with a person once, she
+can recognise him or her after almost any interval.&nbsp; This
+gentleman had been in her company, I believe, but very seldom,
+and certainly had not seen her for many months.&nbsp; My hand she
+rejected at once, as she does that of any man who is a stranger
+to her.&nbsp; But she retained my wife&rsquo;s with evident
+pleasure, kissed her, and examined her dress with a girl&rsquo;s
+curiosity and interest.</p>
+<p>She was merry and cheerful, and showed much innocent
+playfulness in her intercourse with her teacher.&nbsp; Her
+delight on recognising a favourite playfellow and
+companion&mdash;herself a blind girl&mdash;who silently, and with
+an equal enjoyment of the coming surprise, took a seat beside
+her, was beautiful to witness.&nbsp; It elicited from her at
+first, as other slight circumstances did twice or thrice during
+my visit, an uncouth noise which was rather painful to
+hear.&nbsp; But of her teacher touching her lips, she immediately
+desisted, and embraced her laughingly and affectionately.</p>
+<p>I had previously been into another chamber, where a number of
+blind boys were swinging, and climbing, and engaged in various
+sports.&nbsp; They all clamoured, as we entered, to the
+assistant-master, who accompanied us, &lsquo;Look at me, Mr.
+Hart!&nbsp; Please, Mr. Hart, look at me!&rsquo; evincing, I
+thought, even in this, an anxiety peculiar to their condition,
+that their little feats of agility should be <i>seen</i>.&nbsp;
+Among them was a small laughing fellow, who stood aloof,
+entertaining himself with a gymnastic exercise for bringing the
+arms and chest into play; which he enjoyed mightily; especially
+when, in thrusting out his right arm, he brought it into contact
+with another boy.&nbsp; Like Laura Bridgman, this young child was
+deaf, and dumb, and blind.</p>
+<p>Dr. Howe&rsquo;s account of this pupil&rsquo;s first
+instruction is so very striking, and so intimately connected with
+Laura herself, that I cannot refrain from a short extract.&nbsp;
+I may premise that the poor boy&rsquo;s name is Oliver Caswell;
+that he is thirteen years of age; and that he was in full
+possession of all his faculties, until three years and four
+months old.&nbsp; He was then attacked by scarlet fever; in four
+weeks became deaf; in a few weeks more, blind; in six months,
+dumb.&nbsp; He showed his anxious sense of this last deprivation,
+by often feeling the lips of other persons when they were
+talking, and then putting his hand upon his own, as if to assure
+himself that he had them in the right position.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;His thirst for knowledge,&rsquo; says Dr. Howe,
+&lsquo;proclaimed itself as soon as he entered the house, by his
+eager examination of everything he could feel or smell in his new
+location.&nbsp; For instance, treading upon the register of a
+furnace, he instantly stooped down, and began to feel it, and
+soon discovered the way in which the upper plate moved upon the
+lower one; but this was not enough for him, so lying down upon
+his face, he applied his tongue first to one, then to the other,
+and seemed to discover that they were of different kinds of
+metal.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;His signs were expressive: and the strictly natural
+language, laughing, crying, sighing, kissing, embracing, &amp;c.,
+was perfect.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Some of the analogical signs which (guided by his
+faculty of imitation) he had contrived, were comprehensible; such
+as the waving motion of his hand for the motion of a boat, the
+circular one for a wheel, &amp;c.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;The first object was to break up the use of these signs
+and to substitute for them the use of purely arbitrary ones.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Profiting by the experience I had gained in the other
+cases, I omitted several steps of the process before employed,
+and commenced at once with the finger language.&nbsp; Taking,
+therefore, several articles having short names, such as key, cup,
+mug, &amp;c., and with Laura for an auxiliary, I sat down, and
+taking his hand, placed it upon one of them, and then with my
+own, made the letters <i>key</i>.&nbsp; He felt my hands eagerly
+with both of his, and on my repeating the process, he evidently
+tried to imitate the motions of my fingers.&nbsp; In a few
+minutes he contrived to feel the motions of my fingers with one
+hand, and holding out the other he tried to imitate them,
+laughing most heartily when he succeeded.&nbsp; Laura was by,
+interested even to agitation; and the two presented a singular
+sight: her face was flushed and anxious, and her fingers twining
+in among ours so closely as to follow every motion, but so
+slightly as not to embarrass them; while Oliver stood attentive,
+his head a little aside, his face turned up, his left hand
+grasping mine, and his right held out: at every motion of my
+fingers his countenance betokened keen attention; there was an
+expression of anxiety as he tried to imitate the motions; then a
+smile came stealing out as he thought he could do so, and spread
+into a joyous laugh the moment he succeeded, and felt me pat his
+head, and Laura clap him heartily upon the back, and jump up and
+down in her joy.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;He learned more than a half-dozen letters in half an
+hour, and seemed delighted with his success, at least in gaining
+approbation.&nbsp; His attention then began to flag, and I
+commenced playing with him.&nbsp; It was evident that in all this
+he had merely been imitating the motions of my fingers, and
+placing his hand upon the key, cup, &amp;c., as part of the
+process, without any perception of the relation between the sign
+and the object.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;When he was tired with play I took him back to the
+table, and he was quite ready to begin again his process of
+imitation.&nbsp; He soon learned to make the letters for
+<i>key</i>, <i>pen</i>, <i>pin</i>; and by having the object
+repeatedly placed in his hand, he at last perceived the relation
+I wished to establish between them.&nbsp; This was evident,
+because, when I made the letters <i>pin</i>, or <i>pen</i>, or
+<i>cup</i>, he would select the article.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;The perception of this relation was not accompanied by
+that radiant flash of intelligence, and that glow of joy, which
+marked the delightful moment when Laura first perceived it.&nbsp;
+I then placed all the articles on the table, and going away a
+little distance with the children, placed Oliver&rsquo;s fingers
+in the positions to spell <i>key</i>, on which Laura went and
+brought the article: the little fellow seemed much amused by
+this, and looked very attentive and smiling.&nbsp; I then caused
+him to make the letters <i>bread</i>, and in an instant Laura
+went and brought him a piece: he smelled at it; put it to his
+lips; cocked up his head with a most knowing look; seemed to
+reflect a moment; and then laughed outright, as much as to say,
+&ldquo;Aha!&nbsp; I understand now how something may be made out
+of this.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;It was now clear that he had the capacity and
+inclination to learn, that he was a proper subject for
+instruction, and needed only persevering attention.&nbsp; I
+therefore put him in the hands of an intelligent teacher, nothing
+doubting of his rapid progress.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Well may this gentleman call that a delightful moment, in
+which some distant promise of her present state first gleamed
+upon the darkened mind of Laura Bridgman.&nbsp; Throughout his
+life, the recollection of that moment will be to him a source of
+pure, unfading happiness; nor will it shine less brightly on the
+evening of his days of Noble Usefulness.</p>
+<p>The affection which exists between these two&mdash;the master
+and the pupil&mdash;is as far removed from all ordinary care and
+regard, as the circumstances in which it has had its growth, are
+apart from the common occurrences of life.&nbsp; He is occupied
+now, in devising means of imparting to her, higher knowledge; and
+of conveying to her some adequate idea of the Great Creator of
+that universe in which, dark and silent and scentless though it
+be to her, she has such deep delight and glad enjoyment.</p>
+<p>Ye who have eyes and see not, and have ears and hear not; ye
+who are as the hypocrites of sad countenances, and disfigure your
+faces that ye may seem unto men to fast; learn healthy
+cheerfulness, and mild contentment, from the deaf, and dumb, and
+blind!&nbsp; Self-elected saints with gloomy brows, this
+sightless, earless, voiceless child may teach you lessons you
+will do well to follow.&nbsp; Let that poor hand of hers lie
+gently on your hearts; for there may be something in its healing
+touch akin to that of the Great Master whose precepts you
+misconstrue, whose lessons you pervert, of whose charity and
+sympathy with all the world, not one among you in his daily
+practice knows as much as many of the worst among those fallen
+sinners, to whom you are liberal in nothing but the preachment of
+perdition!</p>
+<p>As I rose to quit the room, a pretty little child of one of
+the attendants came running in to greet its father.&nbsp; For the
+moment, a child with eyes, among the sightless crowd, impressed
+me almost as painfully as the blind boy in the porch had done,
+two hours ago.&nbsp; Ah! how much brighter and more deeply blue,
+glowing and rich though it had been before, was the scene
+without, contrasting with the darkness of so many youthful lives
+within!</p>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>At <span class="smcap">South Boston</span>, as it is called,
+in a situation excellently adapted for the purpose, several
+charitable institutions are clustered together.&nbsp; One of
+these, is the State Hospital for the insane; admirably conducted
+on those enlightened principles of conciliation and kindness,
+which twenty years ago would have been worse than heretical, and
+which have been acted upon with so much success in our own pauper
+Asylum at Hanwell.&nbsp; &lsquo;Evince a desire to show some
+confidence, and repose some trust, even in mad people,&rsquo;
+said the resident physician, as we walked along the galleries,
+his patients flocking round us unrestrained.&nbsp; Of those who
+deny or doubt the wisdom of this maxim after witnessing its
+effects, if there be such people still alive, I can only say that
+I hope I may never be summoned as a Juryman on a Commission of
+Lunacy whereof they are the subjects; for I should certainly find
+them out of their senses, on such evidence alone.</p>
+<p>Each ward in this institution is shaped like a long gallery or
+hall, with the dormitories of the patients opening from it on
+either hand.&nbsp; Here they work, read, play at skittles, and
+other games; and when the weather does not admit of their taking
+exercise out of doors, pass the day together.&nbsp; In one of
+these rooms, seated, calmly, and quite as a matter of course,
+among a throng of mad-women, black and white, were the
+physician&rsquo;s wife and another lady, with a couple of
+children.&nbsp; These ladies were graceful and handsome; and it
+was not difficult to perceive at a glance that even their
+presence there, had a highly beneficial influence on the patients
+who were grouped about them.</p>
+<p>Leaning her head against the chimney-piece, with a great
+assumption of dignity and refinement of manner, sat an elderly
+female, in as many scraps of finery as Madge Wildfire
+herself.&nbsp; Her head in particular was so strewn with scraps
+of gauze and cotton and bits of paper, and had so many queer odds
+and ends stuck all about it, that it looked like a
+bird&rsquo;s-nest.&nbsp; She was radiant with imaginary jewels;
+wore a rich pair of undoubted gold spectacles; and gracefully
+dropped upon her lap, as we approached, a very old greasy
+newspaper, in which I dare say she had been reading an account of
+her own presentation at some Foreign Court.</p>
+<p>I have been thus particular in describing her, because she
+will serve to exemplify the physician&rsquo;s manner of acquiring
+and retaining the confidence of his patients.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;This,&rsquo; he said aloud, taking me by the hand, and
+advancing to the fantastic figure with great politeness&mdash;not
+raising her suspicions by the slightest look or whisper, or any
+kind of aside, to me: &lsquo;This lady is the hostess of this
+mansion, sir.&nbsp; It belongs to her.&nbsp; Nobody else has
+anything whatever to do with it.&nbsp; It is a large
+establishment, as you see, and requires a great number of
+attendants.&nbsp; She lives, you observe, in the very first
+style.&nbsp; She is kind enough to receive my visits, and to
+permit my wife and family to reside here; for which it is hardly
+necessary to say, we are much indebted to her.&nbsp; She is
+exceedingly courteous, you perceive,&rsquo; on this hint she
+bowed condescendingly, &lsquo;and will permit me to have the
+pleasure of introducing you: a gentleman from England,
+Ma&rsquo;am: newly arrived from England, after a very tempestuous
+passage: Mr. Dickens,&mdash;the lady of the house!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>We exchanged the most dignified salutations with profound
+gravity and respect, and so went on.&nbsp; The rest of the
+madwomen seemed to understand the joke perfectly (not only in
+this case, but in all the others, except their own), and be
+highly amused by it.&nbsp; The nature of their several kinds of
+insanity was made known to me in the same way, and we left each
+of them in high good humour.&nbsp; Not only is a thorough
+confidence established, by those means, between the physician and
+patient, in respect of the nature and extent of their
+hallucinations, but it is easy to understand that opportunities
+are afforded for seizing any moment of reason, to startle them by
+placing their own delusion before them in its most incongruous
+and ridiculous light.</p>
+<p>Every patient in this asylum sits down to dinner every day
+with a knife and fork; and in the midst of them sits the
+gentleman, whose manner of dealing with his charges, I have just
+described.&nbsp; At every meal, moral influence alone restrains
+the more violent among them from cutting the throats of the rest;
+but the effect of that influence is reduced to an absolute
+certainty, and is found, even as a means of restraint, to say
+nothing of it as a means of cure, a hundred times more
+efficacious than all the strait-waistcoats, fetters, and
+handcuffs, that ignorance, prejudice, and cruelty have
+manufactured since the creation of the world.</p>
+<p>In the labour department, every patient is as freely trusted
+with the tools of his trade as if he were a sane man.&nbsp; In
+the garden, and on the farm, they work with spades, rakes, and
+hoes.&nbsp; For amusement, they walk, run, fish, paint, read, and
+ride out to take the air in carriages provided for the
+purpose.&nbsp; They have among themselves a sewing society to
+make clothes for the poor, which holds meetings, passes
+resolutions, never comes to fisty-cuffs or bowie-knives as sane
+assemblies have been known to do elsewhere; and conducts all its
+proceedings with the greatest decorum.&nbsp; The irritability,
+which would otherwise be expended on their own flesh, clothes,
+and furniture, is dissipated in these pursuits.&nbsp; They are
+cheerful, tranquil, and healthy.</p>
+<p>Once a week they have a ball, in which the Doctor and his
+family, with all the nurses and attendants, take an active
+part.&nbsp; Dances and marches are performed alternately, to the
+enlivening strains of a piano; and now and then some gentleman or
+lady (whose proficiency has been previously ascertained) obliges
+the company with a song: nor does it ever degenerate, at a tender
+crisis, into a screech or howl; wherein, I must confess, I should
+have thought the danger lay.&nbsp; At an early hour they all meet
+together for these festive purposes; at eight o&rsquo;clock
+refreshments are served; and at nine they separate.</p>
+<p>Immense politeness and good breeding are observed
+throughout.&nbsp; They all take their tone from the Doctor; and
+he moves a very Chesterfield among the company.&nbsp; Like other
+assemblies, these entertainments afford a fruitful topic of
+conversation among the ladies for some days; and the gentlemen
+are so anxious to shine on these occasions, that they have been
+sometimes found &lsquo;practising their steps&rsquo; in private,
+to cut a more distinguished figure in the dance.</p>
+<p>It is obvious that one great feature of this system, is the
+inculcation and encouragement, even among such unhappy persons,
+of a decent self-respect.&nbsp; Something of the same spirit
+pervades all the Institutions at South Boston.</p>
+<p>There is the House of Industry.&nbsp; In that branch of it,
+which is devoted to the reception of old or otherwise helpless
+paupers, these words are painted on the walls: &lsquo;<span
+class="smcap">Worthy Of Notice</span>.&nbsp; <span
+class="smcap">Self-Government</span>, <span
+class="smcap">Quietude</span>, <span class="smcap">and
+Peace</span>, <span class="smcap">are
+Blessings</span>.&rsquo;&nbsp; It is not assumed and taken for
+granted that being there they must be evil-disposed and wicked
+people, before whose vicious eyes it is necessary to flourish
+threats and harsh restraints.&nbsp; They are met at the very
+threshold with this mild appeal.&nbsp; All within-doors is very
+plain and simple, as it ought to be, but arranged with a view to
+peace and comfort.&nbsp; It costs no more than any other plan of
+arrangement, but it speaks an amount of consideration for those
+who are reduced to seek a shelter there, which puts them at once
+upon their gratitude and good behaviour.&nbsp; Instead of being
+parcelled out in great, long, rambling wards, where a certain
+amount of weazen life may mope, and pine, and shiver, all day
+long, the building is divided into separate rooms, each with its
+share of light and air.&nbsp; In these, the better kind of
+paupers live.&nbsp; They have a motive for exertion and becoming
+pride, in the desire to make these little chambers comfortable
+and decent.</p>
+<p>I do not remember one but it was clean and neat, and had its
+plant or two upon the window-sill, or row of crockery upon the
+shelf, or small display of coloured prints upon the whitewashed
+wall, or, perhaps, its wooden clock behind the door.</p>
+<p>The orphans and young children are in an adjoining building
+separate from this, but a part of the same Institution.&nbsp;
+Some are such little creatures, that the stairs are of
+Lilliputian measurement, fitted to their tiny strides.&nbsp; The
+same consideration for their years and weakness is expressed in
+their very seats, which are perfect curiosities, and look like
+articles of furniture for a pauper doll&rsquo;s-house.&nbsp; I
+can imagine the glee of our Poor Law Commissioners at the notion
+of these seats having arms and backs; but small spines being of
+older date than their occupation of the Board-room at Somerset
+House, I thought even this provision very merciful and kind.</p>
+<p>Here again, I was greatly pleased with the inscriptions on the
+wall, which were scraps of plain morality, easily remembered and
+understood: such as &lsquo;Love one
+another&rsquo;&mdash;&lsquo;God remembers the smallest creature
+in his creation:&rsquo; and straightforward advice of that
+nature.&nbsp; The books and tasks of these smallest of scholars,
+were adapted, in the same judicious manner, to their childish
+powers.&nbsp; When we had examined these lessons, four morsels of
+girls (of whom one was blind) sang a little song, about the merry
+month of May, which I thought (being extremely dismal) would have
+suited an English November better.&nbsp; That done, we went to
+see their sleeping-rooms on the floor above, in which the
+arrangements were no less excellent and gentle than those we had
+seen below.&nbsp; And after observing that the teachers were of a
+class and character well suited to the spirit of the place, I
+took leave of the infants with a lighter heart than ever I have
+taken leave of pauper infants yet.</p>
+<p>Connected with the House of Industry, there is also an
+Hospital, which was in the best order, and had, I am glad to say,
+many beds unoccupied.&nbsp; It had one fault, however, which is
+common to all American interiors: the presence of the eternal,
+accursed, suffocating, red-hot demon of a stove, whose breath
+would blight the purest air under Heaven.</p>
+<p>There are two establishments for boys in this same
+neighbourhood.&nbsp; One is called the Boylston school, and is an
+asylum for neglected and indigent boys who have committed no
+crime, but who in the ordinary course of things would very soon
+be purged of that distinction if they were not taken from the
+hungry streets and sent here.&nbsp; The other is a House of
+Reformation for Juvenile Offenders.&nbsp; They are both under the
+same roof, but the two classes of boys never come in contact.</p>
+<p>The Boylston boys, as may be readily supposed, have very much
+the advantage of the others in point of personal
+appearance.&nbsp; They were in their school-room when I came upon
+them, and answered correctly, without book, such questions as
+where was England; how far was it; what was its population; its
+capital city; its form of government; and so forth.&nbsp; They
+sang a song too, about a farmer sowing his seed: with
+corresponding action at such parts as &lsquo;&rsquo;tis thus he
+sows,&rsquo; &lsquo;he turns him round,&rsquo; &lsquo;he claps
+his hands;&rsquo; which gave it greater interest for them, and
+accustomed them to act together, in an orderly manner.&nbsp; They
+appeared exceedingly well-taught, and not better taught than fed;
+for a more chubby-looking full-waistcoated set of boys, I never
+saw.</p>
+<p>The juvenile offenders had not such pleasant faces by a great
+deal, and in this establishment there were many boys of
+colour.&nbsp; I saw them first at their work (basket-making, and
+the manufacture of palm-leaf hats), afterwards in their school,
+where they sang a chorus in praise of Liberty: an odd, and, one
+would think, rather aggravating, theme for prisoners.&nbsp; These
+boys are divided into four classes, each denoted by a numeral,
+worn on a badge upon the arm.&nbsp; On the arrival of a
+new-comer, he is put into the fourth or lowest class, and left,
+by good behaviour, to work his way up into the first.&nbsp; The
+design and object of this Institution is to reclaim the youthful
+criminal by firm but kind and judicious treatment; to make his
+prison a place of purification and improvement, not of
+demoralisation and corruption; to impress upon him that there is
+but one path, and that one sober industry, which can ever lead
+him to happiness; to teach him how it may be trodden, if his
+footsteps have never yet been led that way; and to lure him back
+to it if they have strayed: in a word, to snatch him from
+destruction, and restore him to society a penitent and useful
+member.&nbsp; The importance of such an establishment, in every
+point of view, and with reference to every consideration of
+humanity and social policy, requires no comment.</p>
+<p>One other establishment closes the catalogue.&nbsp; It is the
+House of Correction for the State, in which silence is strictly
+maintained, but where the prisoners have the comfort and mental
+relief of seeing each other, and of working together.&nbsp; This
+is the improved system of Prison Discipline which we have
+imported into England, and which has been in successful operation
+among us for some years past.</p>
+<p>America, as a new and not over-populated country, has in all
+her prisons, the one great advantage, of being enabled to find
+useful and profitable work for the inmates; whereas, with us, the
+prejudice against prison labour is naturally very strong, and
+almost insurmountable, when honest men who have not offended
+against the laws are frequently doomed to seek employment in
+vain.&nbsp; Even in the United States, the principle of bringing
+convict labour and free labour into a competition which must
+obviously be to the disadvantage of the latter, has already found
+many opponents, whose number is not likely to diminish with
+access of years.</p>
+<p>For this very reason though, our best prisons would seem at
+the first glance to be better conducted than those of
+America.&nbsp; The treadmill is conducted with little or no
+noise; five hundred men may pick oakum in the same room, without
+a sound; and both kinds of labour admit of such keen and vigilant
+superintendence, as will render even a word of personal
+communication amongst the prisoners almost impossible.&nbsp; On
+the other hand, the noise of the loom, the forge, the
+carpenter&rsquo;s hammer, or the stonemason&rsquo;s saw, greatly
+favour those opportunities of intercourse&mdash;hurried and brief
+no doubt, but opportunities still&mdash;which these several kinds
+of work, by rendering it necessary for men to be employed very
+near to each other, and often side by side, without any barrier
+or partition between them, in their very nature present.&nbsp; A
+visitor, too, requires to reason and reflect a little, before the
+sight of a number of men engaged in ordinary labour, such as he
+is accustomed to out of doors, will impress him half as strongly
+as the contemplation of the same persons in the same place and
+garb would, if they were occupied in some task, marked and
+degraded everywhere as belonging only to felons in jails.&nbsp;
+In an American state prison or house of correction, I found it
+difficult at first to persuade myself that I was really in a
+jail: a place of ignominious punishment and endurance.&nbsp; And
+to this hour I very much question whether the humane boast that
+it is not like one, has its root in the true wisdom or philosophy
+of the matter.</p>
+<p>I hope I may not be misunderstood on this subject, for it is
+one in which I take a strong and deep interest.&nbsp; I incline
+as little to the sickly feeling which makes every canting lie or
+maudlin speech of a notorious criminal a subject of newspaper
+report and general sympathy, as I do to those good old customs of
+the good old times which made England, even so recently as in the
+reign of the Third King George, in respect of her criminal code
+and her prison regulations, one of the most bloody-minded and
+barbarous countries on the earth.&nbsp; If I thought it would do
+any good to the rising generation, I would cheerfully give my
+consent to the disinterment of the bones of any genteel
+highwayman (the more genteel, the more cheerfully), and to their
+exposure, piecemeal, on any sign-post, gate, or gibbet, that
+might be deemed a good elevation for the purpose.&nbsp; My reason
+is as well convinced that these gentry were as utterly worthless
+and debauched villains, as it is that the laws and jails hardened
+them in their evil courses, or that their wonderful escapes were
+effected by the prison-turnkeys who, in those admirable days, had
+always been felons themselves, and were, to the last, their
+bosom-friends and pot-companions.&nbsp; At the same time I know,
+as all men do or should, that the subject of Prison Discipline is
+one of the highest importance to any community; and that in her
+sweeping reform and bright example to other countries on this
+head, America has shown great wisdom, great benevolence, and
+exalted policy.&nbsp; In contrasting her system with that which
+we have modelled upon it, I merely seek to show that with all its
+drawbacks, ours has some advantages of its own.</p>
+<p>The House of Correction which has led to these remarks, is not
+walled, like other prisons, but is palisaded round about with
+tall rough stakes, something after the manner of an enclosure for
+keeping elephants in, as we see it represented in Eastern prints
+and pictures.&nbsp; The prisoners wear a parti-coloured dress;
+and those who are sentenced to hard labour, work at nail-making,
+or stone-cutting.&nbsp; When I was there, the latter class of
+labourers were employed upon the stone for a new custom-house in
+course of erection at Boston.&nbsp; They appeared to shape it
+skilfully and with expedition, though there were very few among
+them (if any) who had not acquired the art within the prison
+gates.</p>
+<p>The women, all in one large room, were employed in making
+light clothing, for New Orleans and the Southern States.&nbsp;
+They did their work in silence like the men; and like them were
+over-looked by the person contracting for their labour, or by
+some agent of his appointment.&nbsp; In addition to this, they
+are every moment liable to be visited by the prison officers
+appointed for that purpose.</p>
+<p>The arrangements for cooking, washing of clothes, and so
+forth, are much upon the plan of those I have seen at home.&nbsp;
+Their mode of bestowing the prisoners at night (which is of
+general adoption) differs from ours, and is both simple and
+effective.&nbsp; In the centre of a lofty area, lighted by
+windows in the four walls, are five tiers of cells, one above the
+other; each tier having before it a light iron gallery,
+attainable by stairs of the same construction and material:
+excepting the lower one, which is on the ground.&nbsp; Behind
+these, back to back with them and facing the opposite wall, are
+five corresponding rows of cells, accessible by similar means: so
+that supposing the prisoners locked up in their cells, an officer
+stationed on the ground, with his back to the wall, has half
+their number under his eye at once; the remaining half being
+equally under the observation of another officer on the opposite
+side; and all in one great apartment.&nbsp; Unless this watch be
+corrupted or sleeping on his post, it is impossible for a man to
+escape; for even in the event of his forcing the iron door of his
+cell without noise (which is exceedingly improbable), the moment
+he appears outside, and steps into that one of the five galleries
+on which it is situated, he must be plainly and fully visible to
+the officer below.&nbsp; Each of these cells holds a small
+truckle bed, in which one prisoner sleeps; never more.&nbsp; It
+is small, of course; and the door being not solid, but grated,
+and without blind or curtain, the prisoner within is at all times
+exposed to the observation and inspection of any guard who may
+pass along that tier at any hour or minute of the night.&nbsp;
+Every day, the prisoners receive their dinner, singly, through a
+trap in the kitchen wall; and each man carries his to his
+sleeping cell to eat it, where he is locked up, alone, for that
+purpose, one hour.&nbsp; The whole of this arrangement struck me
+as being admirable; and I hope that the next new prison we erect
+in England may be built on this plan.</p>
+<p>I was given to understand that in this prison no swords or
+fire-arms, or even cudgels, are kept; nor is it probable that, so
+long as its present excellent management continues, any weapon,
+offensive or defensive, will ever be required within its
+bounds.</p>
+<p>Such are the Institutions at South Boston!&nbsp; In all of
+them, the unfortunate or degenerate citizens of the State are
+carefully instructed in their duties both to God and man; are
+surrounded by all reasonable means of comfort and happiness that
+their condition will admit of; are appealed to, as members of the
+great human family, however afflicted, indigent, or fallen; are
+ruled by the strong Heart, and not by the strong (though
+immeasurably weaker) Hand.&nbsp; I have described them at some
+length; firstly, because their worth demanded it; and secondly,
+because I mean to take them for a model, and to content myself
+with saying of others we may come to, whose design and purpose
+are the same, that in this or that respect they practically fail,
+or differ.</p>
+<p>I wish by this account of them, imperfect in its execution,
+but in its just intention, honest, I could hope to convey to my
+readers one-hundredth part of the gratification, the sights I
+have described, afforded me.</p>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>To an Englishman, accustomed to the paraphernalia of
+Westminster Hall, an American Court of Law is as odd a sight as,
+I suppose, an English Court of Law would be to an American.&nbsp;
+Except in the Supreme Court at Washington (where the judges wear
+a plain black robe), there is no such thing as a wig or gown
+connected with the administration of justice.&nbsp; The gentlemen
+of the bar being barristers and attorneys too (for there is no
+division of those functions as in England) are no more removed
+from their clients than attorneys in our Court for the Relief of
+Insolvent Debtors are, from theirs.&nbsp; The jury are quite at
+home, and make themselves as comfortable as circumstances will
+permit.&nbsp; The witness is so little elevated above, or put
+aloof from, the crowd in the court, that a stranger entering
+during a pause in the proceedings would find it difficult to pick
+him out from the rest.&nbsp; And if it chanced to be a criminal
+trial, his eyes, in nine cases out of ten, would wander to the
+dock in search of the prisoner, in vain; for that gentleman would
+most likely be lounging among the most distinguished ornaments of
+the legal profession, whispering suggestions in his
+counsel&rsquo;s ear, or making a toothpick out of an old quill
+with his penknife.</p>
+<p>I could not but notice these differences, when I visited the
+courts at Boston.&nbsp; I was much surprised at first, too, to
+observe that the counsel who interrogated the witness under
+examination at the time, did so <i>sitting</i>.&nbsp; But seeing
+that he was also occupied in writing down the answers, and
+remembering that he was alone and had no &lsquo;junior,&rsquo; I
+quickly consoled myself with the reflection that law was not
+quite so expensive an article here, as at home; and that the
+absence of sundry formalities which we regard as indispensable,
+had doubtless a very favourable influence upon the bill of
+costs.</p>
+<p>In every Court, ample and commodious provision is made for the
+accommodation of the citizens.&nbsp; This is the case all through
+America.&nbsp; In every Public Institution, the right of the
+people to attend, and to have an interest in the proceedings, is
+most fully and distinctly recognised.&nbsp; There are no grim
+door-keepers to dole out their tardy civility by the
+sixpenny-worth; nor is there, I sincerely believe, any insolence
+of office of any kind.&nbsp; Nothing national is exhibited for
+money; and no public officer is a showman.&nbsp; We have begun of
+late years to imitate this good example.&nbsp; I hope we shall
+continue to do so; and that in the fulness of time, even deans
+and chapters may be converted.</p>
+<p>In the civil court an action was trying, for damages sustained
+in some accident upon a railway.&nbsp; The witnesses had been
+examined, and counsel was addressing the jury.&nbsp; The learned
+gentleman (like a few of his English brethren) was desperately
+long-winded, and had a remarkable capacity of saying the same
+thing over and over again.&nbsp; His great theme was
+&lsquo;Warren the &#283;n<i>gine</i> driver,&rsquo; whom he
+pressed into the service of every sentence he uttered.&nbsp; I
+listened to him for about a quarter of an hour; and, coming out
+of court at the expiration of that time, without the faintest ray
+of enlightenment as to the merits of the case, felt as if I were
+at home again.</p>
+<p>In the prisoner&rsquo;s cell, waiting to be examined by the
+magistrate on a charge of theft, was a boy.&nbsp; This lad,
+instead of being committed to a common jail, would be sent to the
+asylum at South Boston, and there taught a trade; and in the
+course of time he would be bound apprentice to some respectable
+master.&nbsp; Thus, his detection in this offence, instead of
+being the prelude to a life of infamy and a miserable death,
+would lead, there was a reasonable hope, to his being reclaimed
+from vice, and becoming a worthy member of society.</p>
+<p>I am by no means a wholesale admirer of our legal solemnities,
+many of which impress me as being exceedingly ludicrous.&nbsp;
+Strange as it may seem too, there is undoubtedly a degree of
+protection in the wig and gown&mdash;a dismissal of individual
+responsibility in dressing for the part&mdash;which encourages
+that insolent bearing and language, and that gross perversion of
+the office of a pleader for The Truth, so frequent in our courts
+of law.&nbsp; Still, I cannot help doubting whether America, in
+her desire to shake off the absurdities and abuses of the old
+system, may not have gone too far into the opposite extreme; and
+whether it is not desirable, especially in the small community of
+a city like this, where each man knows the other, to surround the
+administration of justice with some artificial barriers against
+the &lsquo;Hail fellow, well met&rsquo; deportment of everyday
+life.&nbsp; All the aid it can have in the very high character
+and ability of the Bench, not only here but elsewhere, it has,
+and well deserves to have; but it may need something more: not to
+impress the thoughtful and the well-informed, but the ignorant
+and heedless; a class which includes some prisoners and many
+witnesses.&nbsp; These institutions were established, no doubt,
+upon the principle that those who had so large a share in making
+the laws, would certainly respect them.&nbsp; But experience has
+proved this hope to be fallacious; for no men know better than
+the judges of America, that on the occasion of any great popular
+excitement the law is powerless, and cannot, for the time, assert
+its own supremacy.</p>
+<p>The tone of society in Boston is one of perfect politeness,
+courtesy, and good breeding.&nbsp; The ladies are unquestionably
+very beautiful&mdash;in face: but there I am compelled to
+stop.&nbsp; Their education is much as with us; neither better
+nor worse.&nbsp; I had heard some very marvellous stories in this
+respect; but not believing them, was not disappointed.&nbsp; Blue
+ladies there are, in Boston; but like philosophers of that colour
+and sex in most other latitudes, they rather desire to be thought
+superior than to be so.&nbsp; Evangelical ladies there are,
+likewise, whose attachment to the forms of religion, and horror
+of theatrical entertainments, are most exemplary.&nbsp; Ladies
+who have a passion for attending lectures are to be found among
+all classes and all conditions.&nbsp; In the kind of provincial
+life which prevails in cities such as this, the Pulpit has great
+influence.&nbsp; The peculiar province of the Pulpit in New
+England (always excepting the Unitarian Ministry) would appear to
+be the denouncement of all innocent and rational
+amusements.&nbsp; The church, the chapel, and the lecture-room,
+are the only means of excitement excepted; and to the church, the
+chapel, and the lecture-room, the ladies resort in crowds.</p>
+<p>Wherever religion is resorted to, as a strong drink, and as an
+escape from the dull monotonous round of home, those of its
+ministers who pepper the highest will be the surest to
+please.&nbsp; They who strew the Eternal Path with the greatest
+amount of brimstone, and who most ruthlessly tread down the
+flowers and leaves that grow by the wayside, will be voted the
+most righteous; and they who enlarge with the greatest
+pertinacity on the difficulty of getting into heaven, will be
+considered by all true believers certain of going there: though
+it would be hard to say by what process of reasoning this
+conclusion is arrived at.&nbsp; It is so at home, and it is so
+abroad.&nbsp; With regard to the other means of excitement, the
+Lecture, it has at least the merit of being always new.&nbsp; One
+lecture treads so quickly on the heels of another, that none are
+remembered; and the course of this month may be safely repeated
+next, with its charm of novelty unbroken, and its interest
+unabated.</p>
+<p>The fruits of the earth have their growth in corruption.&nbsp;
+Out of the rottenness of these things, there has sprung up in
+Boston a sect of philosophers known as Transcendentalists.&nbsp;
+On inquiring what this appellation might be supposed to signify,
+I was given to understand that whatever was unintelligible would
+be certainly transcendental.&nbsp; Not deriving much comfort from
+this elucidation, I pursued the inquiry still further, and found
+that the Transcendentalists are followers of my friend Mr.
+Carlyle, or I should rather say, of a follower of his, Mr. Ralph
+Waldo Emerson.&nbsp; This gentleman has written a volume of
+Essays, in which, among much that is dreamy and fanciful (if he
+will pardon me for saying so), there is much more that is true
+and manly, honest and bold.&nbsp; Transcendentalism has its
+occasional vagaries (what school has not?), but it has good
+healthful qualities in spite of them; not least among the number
+a hearty disgust of Cant, and an aptitude to detect her in all
+the million varieties of her everlasting wardrobe.&nbsp; And
+therefore if I were a Bostonian, I think I would be a
+Transcendentalist.</p>
+<p>The only preacher I heard in Boston was Mr. Taylor, who
+addresses himself peculiarly to seamen, and who was once a
+mariner himself.&nbsp; I found his chapel down among the
+shipping, in one of the narrow, old, water-side streets, with a
+gay blue flag waving freely from its roof.&nbsp; In the gallery
+opposite to the pulpit were a little choir of male and female
+singers, a violoncello, and a violin.&nbsp; The preacher already
+sat in the pulpit, which was raised on pillars, and ornamented
+behind him with painted drapery of a lively and somewhat
+theatrical appearance.&nbsp; He looked a weather-beaten
+hard-featured man, of about six or eight and fifty; with deep
+lines graven as it were into his face, dark hair, and a stern,
+keen eye.&nbsp; Yet the general character of his countenance was
+pleasant and agreeable.&nbsp; The service commenced with a hymn,
+to which succeeded an extemporary prayer.&nbsp; It had the fault
+of frequent repetition, incidental to all such prayers; but it
+was plain and comprehensive in its doctrines, and breathed a tone
+of general sympathy and charity, which is not so commonly a
+characteristic of this form of address to the Deity as it might
+be.&nbsp; That done he opened his discourse, taking for his text
+a passage from the Song of Solomon, laid upon the desk before the
+commencement of the service by some unknown member of the
+congregation: &lsquo;Who is this coming up from the wilderness,
+leaning on the arm of her beloved!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>He handled his text in all kinds of ways, and twisted it into
+all manner of shapes; but always ingeniously, and with a rude
+eloquence, well adapted to the comprehension of his
+hearers.&nbsp; Indeed if I be not mistaken, he studied their
+sympathies and understandings much more than the display of his
+own powers.&nbsp; His imagery was all drawn from the sea, and
+from the incidents of a seaman&rsquo;s life; and was often
+remarkably good.&nbsp; He spoke to them of &lsquo;that glorious
+man, Lord Nelson,&rsquo; and of Collingwood; and drew nothing in,
+as the saying is, by the head and shoulders, but brought it to
+bear upon his purpose, naturally, and with a sharp mind to its
+effect.&nbsp; Sometimes, when much excited with his subject, he
+had an odd way&mdash;compounded of John Bunyan, and Balfour of
+Burley&mdash;of taking his great quarto Bible under his arm and
+pacing up and down the pulpit with it; looking steadily down,
+meantime, into the midst of the congregation.&nbsp; Thus, when he
+applied his text to the first assemblage of his hearers, and
+pictured the wonder of the church at their presumption in forming
+a congregation among themselves, he stopped short with his Bible
+under his arm in the manner I have described, and pursued his
+discourse after this manner:</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Who are these&mdash;who are they&mdash;who are these
+fellows? where do they come from?&nbsp; Where are they going
+to?&mdash;Come from!&nbsp; What&rsquo;s the
+answer?&rsquo;&mdash;leaning out of the pulpit, and pointing
+downward with his right hand: &lsquo;From
+below!&rsquo;&mdash;starting back again, and looking at the
+sailors before him: &lsquo;From below, my brethren.&nbsp; From
+under the hatches of sin, battened down above you by the evil
+one.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s where you came from!&rsquo;&mdash;a walk
+up and down the pulpit: &lsquo;and where are you
+going&rsquo;&mdash;stopping abruptly: &lsquo;where are you going?
+Aloft!&rsquo;&mdash;very softly, and pointing upward:
+&lsquo;Aloft!&rsquo;&mdash;louder:
+&lsquo;aloft!&rsquo;&mdash;louder still: &lsquo;That&rsquo;s
+where you are going&mdash;with a fair wind,&mdash;all taut and
+trim, steering direct for Heaven in its glory, where there are no
+storms or foul weather, and where the wicked cease from
+troubling, and the weary are at rest.&rsquo;&mdash;Another walk:
+&lsquo;That&rsquo;s where you&rsquo;re going to, my
+friends.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s it.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s the
+place.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s the port.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s the
+haven.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s a blessed harbour&mdash;still water
+there, in all changes of the winds and tides; no driving ashore
+upon the rocks, or slipping your cables and running out to sea,
+there: Peace&mdash;Peace&mdash;Peace&mdash;all
+peace!&rsquo;&mdash;Another walk, and patting the Bible under his
+left arm: &lsquo;What!&nbsp; These fellows are coming from the
+wilderness, are they?&nbsp; Yes.&nbsp; From the dreary, blighted
+wilderness of Iniquity, whose only crop is Death.&nbsp; But do
+they lean upon anything&mdash;do they lean upon nothing, these
+poor seamen?&rsquo;&mdash;Three raps upon the Bible: &lsquo;Oh
+yes.&mdash;Yes.&mdash;They lean upon the arm of their
+Beloved&rsquo;&mdash;three more raps: &lsquo;upon the arm of
+their Beloved&rsquo;&mdash;three more, and a walk: &lsquo;Pilot,
+guiding-star, and compass, all in one, to all hands&mdash;here it
+is&rsquo;&mdash;three more: &lsquo;Here it is.&nbsp; They can do
+their seaman&rsquo;s duty manfully, and be easy in their minds in
+the utmost peril and danger, with this&rsquo;&mdash;two more:
+&lsquo;They can come, even these poor fellows can come, from the
+wilderness leaning on the arm of their Beloved, and go
+up&mdash;up&mdash;up!&rsquo;&mdash;raising his hand higher, and
+higher, at every repetition of the word, so that he stood with it
+at last stretched above his head, regarding them in a strange,
+rapt manner, and pressing the book triumphantly to his breast,
+until he gradually subsided into some other portion of his
+discourse.</p>
+<p>I have cited this, rather as an instance of the
+preacher&rsquo;s eccentricities than his merits, though taken in
+connection with his look and manner, and the character of his
+audience, even this was striking.&nbsp; It is possible, however,
+that my favourable impression of him may have been greatly
+influenced and strengthened, firstly, by his impressing upon his
+hearers that the true observance of religion was not inconsistent
+with a cheerful deportment and an exact discharge of the duties
+of their station, which, indeed, it scrupulously required of
+them; and secondly, by his cautioning them not to set up any
+monopoly in Paradise and its mercies.&nbsp; I never heard these
+two points so wisely touched (if indeed I have ever heard them
+touched at all), by any preacher of that kind before.</p>
+<p>Having passed the time I spent in Boston, in making myself
+acquainted with these things, in settling the course I should
+take in my future travels, and in mixing constantly with its
+society, I am not aware that I have any occasion to prolong this
+chapter.&nbsp; Such of its social customs as I have not
+mentioned, however, may be told in a very few words.</p>
+<p>The usual dinner-hour is two o&rsquo;clock.&nbsp; A dinner
+party takes place at five; and at an evening party, they seldom
+sup later than eleven; so that it goes hard but one gets home,
+even from a rout, by midnight.&nbsp; I never could find out any
+difference between a party at Boston and a party in London,
+saving that at the former place all assemblies are held at more
+rational hours; that the conversation may possibly be a little
+louder and more cheerful; and a guest is usually expected to
+ascend to the very top of the house to take his cloak off; that
+he is certain to see, at every dinner, an unusual amount of
+poultry on the table; and at every supper, at least two mighty
+bowls of hot stewed oysters, in any one of which a half-grown
+Duke of Clarence might be smothered easily.</p>
+<p>There are two theatres in Boston, of good size and
+construction, but sadly in want of patronage.&nbsp; The few
+ladies who resort to them, sit, as of right, in the front rows of
+the boxes.</p>
+<p>The bar is a large room with a stone floor, and there people
+stand and smoke, and lounge about, all the evening: dropping in
+and out as the humour takes them.&nbsp; There too the stranger is
+initiated into the mysteries of Gin-sling, Cock-tail, Sangaree,
+Mint Julep, Sherry-cobbler, Timber Doodle, and other rare
+drinks.&nbsp; The house is full of boarders, both married and
+single, many of whom sleep upon the premises, and contract by the
+week for their board and lodging: the charge for which diminishes
+as they go nearer the sky to roost.&nbsp; A public table is laid
+in a very handsome hall for breakfast, and for dinner, and for
+supper.&nbsp; The party sitting down together to these meals will
+vary in number from one to two hundred: sometimes more.&nbsp; The
+advent of each of these epochs in the day is proclaimed by an
+awful gong, which shakes the very window-frames as it
+reverberates through the house, and horribly disturbs nervous
+foreigners.&nbsp; There is an ordinary for ladies, and an
+ordinary for gentlemen.</p>
+<p>In our private room the cloth could not, for any earthly
+consideration, have been laid for dinner without a huge glass
+dish of cranberries in the middle of the table; and breakfast
+would have been no breakfast unless the principal dish were a
+deformed beef-steak with a great flat bone in the centre,
+swimming in hot butter, and sprinkled with the very blackest of
+all possible pepper.&nbsp; Our bedroom was spacious and airy, but
+(like every bedroom on this side of the Atlantic) very bare of
+furniture, having no curtains to the French bedstead or to the
+window.&nbsp; It had one unusual luxury, however, in the shape of
+a wardrobe of painted wood, something smaller than an English
+watch-box; or if this comparison should be insufficient to convey
+a just idea of its dimensions, they may be estimated from the
+fact of my having lived for fourteen days and nights in the firm
+belief that it was a shower-bath.</p>
+<h2><a name="page52"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+52</span>CHAPTER IV<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">AN AMERICAN RAILROAD.&nbsp; LOWELL AND ITS
+FACTORY SYSTEM</span></h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Before</span> leaving Boston, I devoted
+one day to an excursion to Lowell.&nbsp; I assign a separate
+chapter to this visit; not because I am about to describe it at
+any great length, but because I remember it as a thing by itself,
+and am desirous that my readers should do the same.</p>
+<p>I made acquaintance with an American railroad, on this
+occasion, for the first time.&nbsp; As these works are pretty
+much alike all through the States, their general characteristics
+are easily described.</p>
+<p>There are no first and second class carriages as with us; but
+there is a gentleman&rsquo;s car and a ladies&rsquo; car: the
+main distinction between which is that in the first, everybody
+smokes; and in the second, nobody does.&nbsp; As a black man
+never travels with a white one, there is also a negro car; which
+is a great, blundering, clumsy chest, such as Gulliver put to sea
+in, from the kingdom of Brobdingnag.&nbsp; There is a great deal
+of jolting, a great deal of noise, a great deal of wall, not much
+window, a locomotive engine, a shriek, and a bell.</p>
+<p>The cars are like shabby omnibuses, but larger: holding
+thirty, forty, fifty, people.&nbsp; The seats, instead of
+stretching from end to end, are placed crosswise.&nbsp; Each seat
+holds two persons.&nbsp; There is a long row of them on each side
+of the caravan, a narrow passage up the middle, and a door at
+both ends.&nbsp; In the centre of the carriage there is usually a
+stove, fed with charcoal or anthracite coal; which is for the
+most part red-hot.&nbsp; It is insufferably close; and you see
+the hot air fluttering between yourself and any other object you
+may happen to look at, like the ghost of smoke.</p>
+<p>In the ladies&rsquo; car, there are a great many gentlemen who
+have ladies with them.&nbsp; There are also a great many ladies
+who have nobody with them: for any lady may travel alone, from
+one end of the United States to the other, and be certain of the
+most courteous and considerate treatment everywhere.&nbsp; The
+conductor or check-taker, or guard, or whatever he may be, wears
+no uniform.&nbsp; He walks up and down the car, and in and out of
+it, as his fancy dictates; leans against the door with his hands
+in his pockets and stares at you, if you chance to be a stranger;
+or enters into conversation with the passengers about him.&nbsp;
+A great many newspapers are pulled out, and a few of them are
+read.&nbsp; Everybody talks to you, or to anybody else who hits
+his fancy.&nbsp; If you are an Englishman, he expects that that
+railroad is pretty much like an English railroad.&nbsp; If you
+say &lsquo;No,&rsquo; he says &lsquo;Yes?&rsquo;
+(interrogatively), and asks in what respect they differ.&nbsp;
+You enumerate the heads of difference, one by one, and he says
+&lsquo;Yes?&rsquo; (still interrogatively) to each.&nbsp; Then he
+guesses that you don&rsquo;t travel faster in England; and on
+your replying that you do, says &lsquo;Yes?&rsquo; again (still
+interrogatively), and it is quite evident, don&rsquo;t believe
+it.&nbsp; After a long pause he remarks, partly to you, and
+partly to the knob on the top of his stick, that &lsquo;Yankees
+are reckoned to be considerable of a go-ahead people too;&rsquo;
+upon which <i>you</i> say &lsquo;Yes,&rsquo; and then <i>he</i>
+says &lsquo;Yes&rsquo; again (affirmatively this time); and upon
+your looking out of window, tells you that behind that hill, and
+some three miles from the next station, there is a clever town in
+a smart lo-ca-tion, where he expects you have concluded to
+stop.&nbsp; Your answer in the negative naturally leads to more
+questions in reference to your intended route (always pronounced
+rout); and wherever you are going, you invariably learn that you
+can&rsquo;t get there without immense difficulty and danger, and
+that all the great sights are somewhere else.</p>
+<p>If a lady take a fancy to any male passenger&rsquo;s seat, the
+gentleman who accompanies her gives him notice of the fact, and
+he immediately vacates it with great politeness.&nbsp; Politics
+are much discussed, so are banks, so is cotton.&nbsp; Quiet
+people avoid the question of the Presidency, for there will be a
+new election in three years and a half, and party feeling runs
+very high: the great constitutional feature of this institution
+being, that directly the acrimony of the last election is over,
+the acrimony of the next one begins; which is an unspeakable
+comfort to all strong politicians and true lovers of their
+country: that is to say, to ninety-nine men and boys out of every
+ninety-nine and a quarter.</p>
+<p>Except when a branch road joins the main one, there is seldom
+more than one track of rails; so that the road is very narrow,
+and the view, where there is a deep cutting, by no means
+extensive.&nbsp; When there is not, the character of the scenery
+is always the same.&nbsp; Mile after mile of stunted trees: some
+hewn down by the axe, some blown down by the wind, some half
+fallen and resting on their neighbours, many mere logs half
+hidden in the swamp, others mouldered away to spongy chips.&nbsp;
+The very soil of the earth is made up of minute fragments such as
+these; each pool of stagnant water has its crust of vegetable
+rottenness; on every side there are the boughs, and trunks, and
+stumps of trees, in every possible stage of decay, decomposition,
+and neglect.&nbsp; Now you emerge for a few brief minutes on an
+open country, glittering with some bright lake or pool, broad as
+many an English river, but so small here that it scarcely has a
+name; now catch hasty glimpses of a distant town, with its clean
+white houses and their cool piazzas, its prim New England church
+and school-house; when whir-r-r-r! almost before you have seen
+them, comes the same dark screen: the stunted trees, the stumps,
+the logs, the stagnant water&mdash;all so like the last that you
+seem to have been transported back again by magic.</p>
+<p>The train calls at stations in the woods, where the wild
+impossibility of anybody having the smallest reason to get out,
+is only to be equalled by the apparently desperate hopelessness
+of there being anybody to get in.&nbsp; It rushes across the
+turnpike road, where there is no gate, no policeman, no signal:
+nothing but a rough wooden arch, on which is painted &lsquo;<span
+class="smcap">When the bell rings, look out for the
+Locomotive</span>.&rsquo;&nbsp; On it whirls headlong, dives
+through the woods again, emerges in the light, clatters over
+frail arches, rumbles upon the heavy ground, shoots beneath a
+wooden bridge which intercepts the light for a second like a
+wink, suddenly awakens all the slumbering echoes in the main
+street of a large town, and dashes on haphazard, pell-mell,
+neck-or-nothing, down the middle of the road.&nbsp;
+There&mdash;with mechanics working at their trades, and people
+leaning from their doors and windows, and boys flying kites and
+playing marbles, and men smoking, and women talking, and children
+crawling, and pigs burrowing, and unaccustomed horses plunging
+and rearing, close to the very rails&mdash;there&mdash;on, on,
+on&mdash;tears the mad dragon of an engine with its train of
+cars; scattering in all directions a shower of burning sparks
+from its wood fire; screeching, hissing, yelling, panting; until
+at last the thirsty monster stops beneath a covered way to drink,
+the people cluster round, and you have time to breathe again.</p>
+<p>I was met at the station at Lowell by a gentleman intimately
+connected with the management of the factories there; and gladly
+putting myself under his guidance, drove off at once to that
+quarter of the town in which the works, the object of my visit,
+were situated.&nbsp; Although only just of age&mdash;for if my
+recollection serve me, it has been a manufacturing town barely
+one-and-twenty years&mdash;Lowell is a large, populous, thriving
+place.&nbsp; Those indications of its youth which first attract
+the eye, give it a quaintness and oddity of character which, to a
+visitor from the old country, is amusing enough.&nbsp; It was a
+very dirty winter&rsquo;s day, and nothing in the whole town
+looked old to me, except the mud, which in some parts was almost
+knee-deep, and might have been deposited there, on the subsiding
+of the waters after the Deluge.&nbsp; In one place, there was a
+new wooden church, which, having no steeple, and being yet
+unpainted, looked like an enormous packing-case without any
+direction upon it.&nbsp; In another there was a large hotel,
+whose walls and colonnades were so crisp, and thin, and slight,
+that it had exactly the appearance of being built with
+cards.&nbsp; I was careful not to draw my breath as we passed,
+and trembled when I saw a workman come out upon the roof, lest
+with one thoughtless stamp of his foot he should crush the
+structure beneath him, and bring it rattling down.&nbsp; The very
+river that moves the machinery in the mills (for they are all
+worked by water power), seems to acquire a new character from the
+fresh buildings of bright red brick and painted wood among which
+it takes its course; and to be as light-headed, thoughtless, and
+brisk a young river, in its murmurings and tumblings, as one
+would desire to see.&nbsp; One would swear that every
+&lsquo;Bakery,&rsquo; &lsquo;Grocery,&rsquo; and
+&lsquo;Bookbindery,&rsquo; and other kind of store, took its
+shutters down for the first time, and started in business
+yesterday.&nbsp; The golden pestles and mortars fixed as signs
+upon the sun-blind frames outside the Druggists&rsquo;, appear to
+have been just turned out of the United States&rsquo; Mint; and
+when I saw a baby of some week or ten days old in a woman&rsquo;s
+arms at a street corner, I found myself unconsciously wondering
+where it came from: never supposing for an instant that it could
+have been born in such a young town as that.</p>
+<p>There are several factories in Lowell, each of which belongs
+to what we should term a Company of Proprietors, but what they
+call in America a Corporation.&nbsp; I went over several of
+these; such as a woollen factory, a carpet factory, and a cotton
+factory: examined them in every part; and saw them in their
+ordinary working aspect, with no preparation of any kind, or
+departure from their ordinary everyday proceedings.&nbsp; I may
+add that I am well acquainted with our manufacturing towns in
+England, and have visited many mills in Manchester and elsewhere
+in the same manner.</p>
+<p>I happened to arrive at the first factory just as the dinner
+hour was over, and the girls were returning to their work; indeed
+the stairs of the mill were thronged with them as I
+ascended.&nbsp; They were all well dressed, but not to my
+thinking above their condition; for I like to see the humbler
+classes of society careful of their dress and appearance, and
+even, if they please, decorated with such little trinkets as come
+within the compass of their means.&nbsp; Supposing it confined
+within reasonable limits, I would always encourage this kind of
+pride, as a worthy element of self-respect, in any person I
+employed; and should no more be deterred from doing so, because
+some wretched female referred her fall to a love of dress, than I
+would allow my construction of the real intent and meaning of the
+Sabbath to be influenced by any warning to the well-disposed,
+founded on his backslidings on that particular day, which might
+emanate from the rather doubtful authority of a murderer in
+Newgate.</p>
+<p>These girls, as I have said, were all well dressed: and that
+phrase necessarily includes extreme cleanliness.&nbsp; They had
+serviceable bonnets, good warm cloaks, and shawls; and were not
+above clogs and pattens.&nbsp; Moreover, there were places in the
+mill in which they could deposit these things without injury; and
+there were conveniences for washing.&nbsp; They were healthy in
+appearance, many of them remarkably so, and had the manners and
+deportment of young women: not of degraded brutes of
+burden.&nbsp; If I had seen in one of those mills (but I did not,
+though I looked for something of this kind with a sharp eye), the
+most lisping, mincing, affected, and ridiculous young creature
+that my imagination could suggest, I should have thought of the
+careless, moping, slatternly, degraded, dull reverse (I
+<i>have</i> seen that), and should have been still well pleased
+to look upon her.</p>
+<p>The rooms in which they worked, were as well ordered as
+themselves.&nbsp; In the windows of some, there were green
+plants, which were trained to shade the glass; in all, there was
+as much fresh air, cleanliness, and comfort, as the nature of the
+occupation would possibly admit of.&nbsp; Out of so large a
+number of females, many of whom were only then just verging upon
+womanhood, it may be reasonably supposed that some were delicate
+and fragile in appearance: no doubt there were.&nbsp; But I
+solemnly declare, that from all the crowd I saw in the different
+factories that day, I cannot recall or separate one young face
+that gave me a painful impression; not one young girl whom,
+assuming it to be a matter of necessity that she should gain her
+daily bread by the labour of her hands, I would have removed from
+those works if I had had the power.</p>
+<p>They reside in various boarding-houses near at hand.&nbsp; The
+owners of the mills are particularly careful to allow no persons
+to enter upon the possession of these houses, whose characters
+have not undergone the most searching and thorough inquiry.&nbsp;
+Any complaint that is made against them, by the boarders, or by
+any one else, is fully investigated; and if good ground of
+complaint be shown to exist against them, they are removed, and
+their occupation is handed over to some more deserving
+person.&nbsp; There are a few children employed in these
+factories, but not many.&nbsp; The laws of the State forbid their
+working more than nine months in the year, and require that they
+be educated during the other three.&nbsp; For this purpose there
+are schools in Lowell; and there are churches and chapels of
+various persuasions, in which the young women may observe that
+form of worship in which they have been educated.</p>
+<p>At some distance from the factories, and on the highest and
+pleasantest ground in the neighbourhood, stands their hospital,
+or boarding-house for the sick: it is the best house in those
+parts, and was built by an eminent merchant for his own
+residence.&nbsp; Like that institution at Boston, which I have
+before described, it is not parcelled out into wards, but is
+divided into convenient chambers, each of which has all the
+comforts of a very comfortable home.&nbsp; The principal medical
+attendant resides under the same roof; and were the patients
+members of his own family, they could not be better cared for, or
+attended with greater gentleness and consideration.&nbsp; The
+weekly charge in this establishment for each female patient is
+three dollars, or twelve shillings English; but no girl employed
+by any of the corporations is ever excluded for want of the means
+of payment.&nbsp; That they do not very often want the means, may
+be gathered from the fact, that in July, 1841, no fewer than nine
+hundred and seventy-eight of these girls were depositors in the
+Lowell Savings Bank: the amount of whose joint savings was
+estimated at one hundred thousand dollars, or twenty thousand
+English pounds.</p>
+<p>I am now going to state three facts, which will startle a
+large class of readers on this side of the Atlantic, very
+much.</p>
+<p>Firstly, there is a joint-stock piano in a great many of the
+boarding-houses.&nbsp; Secondly, nearly all these young ladies
+subscribe to circulating libraries.&nbsp; Thirdly, they have got
+up among themselves a periodical called <span class="smcap">The
+Lowell Offering</span>, &lsquo;A repository of original articles,
+written exclusively by females actively employed in the
+mills,&rsquo;&mdash;which is duly printed, published, and sold;
+and whereof I brought away from Lowell four hundred good solid
+pages, which I have read from beginning to end.</p>
+<p>The large class of readers, startled by these facts, will
+exclaim, with one voice, &lsquo;How very
+preposterous!&rsquo;&nbsp; On my deferentially inquiring why,
+they will answer, &lsquo;These things are above their
+station.&rsquo;&nbsp; In reply to that objection, I would beg to
+ask what their station is.</p>
+<p>It is their station to work.&nbsp; And they <i>do</i>
+work.&nbsp; They labour in these mills, upon an average, twelve
+hours a day, which is unquestionably work, and pretty tight work
+too.&nbsp; Perhaps it is above their station to indulge in such
+amusements, on any terms.&nbsp; Are we quite sure that we in
+England have not formed our ideas of the &lsquo;station&rsquo; of
+working people, from accustoming ourselves to the contemplation
+of that class as they are, and not as they might be? I think that
+if we examine our own feelings, we shall find that the pianos,
+and the circulating libraries, and even the Lowell Offering,
+startle us by their novelty, and not by their bearing upon any
+abstract question of right or wrong.</p>
+<p>For myself, I know no station in which, the occupation of
+to-day cheerfully done and the occupation of to-morrow cheerfully
+looked to, any one of these pursuits is not most humanising and
+laudable.&nbsp; I know no station which is rendered more
+endurable to the person in it, or more safe to the person out of
+it, by having ignorance for its associate.&nbsp; I know no
+station which has a right to monopolise the means of mutual
+instruction, improvement, and rational entertainment; or which
+has ever continued to be a station very long, after seeking to do
+so.</p>
+<p>Of the merits of the Lowell Offering as a literary production,
+I will only observe, putting entirely out of sight the fact of
+the articles having been written by these girls after the arduous
+labours of the day, that it will compare advantageously with a
+great many English Annuals.&nbsp; It is pleasant to find that
+many of its Tales are of the Mills and of those who work in them;
+that they inculcate habits of self-denial and contentment, and
+teach good doctrines of enlarged benevolence.&nbsp; A strong
+feeling for the beauties of nature, as displayed in the solitudes
+the writers have left at home, breathes through its pages like
+wholesome village air; and though a circulating library is a
+favourable school for the study of such topics, it has very scant
+allusion to fine clothes, fine marriages, fine houses, or fine
+life.&nbsp; Some persons might object to the papers being signed
+occasionally with rather fine names, but this is an American
+fashion.&nbsp; One of the provinces of the state legislature of
+Massachusetts is to alter ugly names into pretty ones, as the
+children improve upon the tastes of their parents.&nbsp; These
+changes costing little or nothing, scores of Mary Annes are
+solemnly converted into Bevelinas every session.</p>
+<p>It is said that on the occasion of a visit from General
+Jackson or General Harrison to this town (I forget which, but it
+is not to the purpose), he walked through three miles and a half
+of these young ladies all dressed out with parasols and silk
+stockings.&nbsp; But as I am not aware that any worse consequence
+ensued, than a sudden looking-up of all the parasols and silk
+stockings in the market; and perhaps the bankruptcy of some
+speculative New Englander who bought them all up at any price, in
+expectation of a demand that never came; I set no great store by
+the circumstance.</p>
+<p>In this brief account of Lowell, and inadequate expression of
+the gratification it yielded me, and cannot fail to afford to any
+foreigner to whom the condition of such people at home is a
+subject of interest and anxious speculation, I have carefully
+abstained from drawing a comparison between these factories and
+those of our own land.&nbsp; Many of the circumstances whose
+strong influence has been at work for years in our manufacturing
+towns have not arisen here; and there is no manufacturing
+population in Lowell, so to speak: for these girls (often the
+daughters of small farmers) come from other States, remain a few
+years in the mills, and then go home for good.</p>
+<p>The contrast would be a strong one, for it would be between
+the Good and Evil, the living light and deepest shadow.&nbsp; I
+abstain from it, because I deem it just to do so.&nbsp; But I
+only the more earnestly adjure all those whose eyes may rest on
+these pages, to pause and reflect upon the difference between
+this town and those great haunts of desperate misery: to call to
+mind, if they can in the midst of party strife and squabble, the
+efforts that must be made to purge them of their suffering and
+danger: and last, and foremost, to remember how the precious Time
+is rushing by.</p>
+<p>I returned at night by the same railroad and in the same kind
+of car.&nbsp; One of the passengers being exceedingly anxious to
+expound at great length to my companion (not to me, of course)
+the true principles on which books of travel in America should be
+written by Englishmen, I feigned to fall asleep.&nbsp; But
+glancing all the way out at window from the corners of my eyes, I
+found abundance of entertainment for the rest of the ride in
+watching the effects of the wood fire, which had been invisible
+in the morning but were now brought out in full relief by the
+darkness: for we were travelling in a whirlwind of bright sparks,
+which showered about us like a storm of fiery snow.</p>
+<h2><a name="page60"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+60</span>CHAPTER V<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">WORCESTER.&nbsp; THE CONNECTICUT
+RIVER.&nbsp; HARTFORD.&nbsp; NEW HAVEN.&nbsp; TO NEW
+YORK</span></h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Leaving</span> Boston on the afternoon of
+Saturday the fifth of February, we proceeded by another railroad
+to Worcester: a pretty New England town, where we had arranged to
+remain under the hospitable roof of the Governor of the State,
+until Monday morning.</p>
+<p>These towns and cities of New England (many of which would be
+villages in Old England), are as favourable specimens of rural
+America, as their people are of rural Americans.&nbsp; The
+well-trimmed lawns and green meadows of home are not there; and
+the grass, compared with our ornamental plots and pastures, is
+rank, and rough, and wild: but delicate slopes of land,
+gently-swelling hills, wooded valleys, and slender streams,
+abound.&nbsp; Every little colony of houses has its church and
+school-house peeping from among the white roofs and shady trees;
+every house is the whitest of the white; every Venetian blind the
+greenest of the green; every fine day&rsquo;s sky the bluest of
+the blue.&nbsp; A sharp dry wind and a slight frost had so
+hardened the roads when we alighted at Worcester, that their
+furrowed tracks were like ridges of granite.&nbsp; There was the
+usual aspect of newness on every object, of course.&nbsp; All the
+buildings looked as if they had been built and painted that
+morning, and could be taken down on Monday with very little
+trouble.&nbsp; In the keen evening air, every sharp outline
+looked a hundred times sharper than ever.&nbsp; The clean
+cardboard colonnades had no more perspective than a Chinese
+bridge on a tea-cup, and appeared equally well calculated for
+use.&nbsp; The razor-like edges of the detached cottages seemed
+to cut the very wind as it whistled against them, and to send it
+smarting on its way with a shriller cry than before.&nbsp; Those
+slightly-built wooden dwellings behind which the sun was setting
+with a brilliant lustre, could be so looked through and through,
+that the idea of any inhabitant being able to hide himself from
+the public gaze, or to have any secrets from the public eye, was
+not entertainable for a moment.&nbsp; Even where a blazing fire
+shone through the uncurtained windows of some distant house, it
+had the air of being newly lighted, and of lacking warmth; and
+instead of awakening thoughts of a snug chamber, bright with
+faces that first saw the light round that same hearth, and ruddy
+with warm hangings, it came upon one suggestive of the smell of
+new mortar and damp walls.</p>
+<p>So I thought, at least, that evening.&nbsp; Next morning when
+the sun was shining brightly, and the clear church bells were
+ringing, and sedate people in their best clothes enlivened the
+pathway near at hand and dotted the distant thread of road, there
+was a pleasant Sabbath peacefulness on everything, which it was
+good to feel.&nbsp; It would have been the better for an old
+church; better still for some old graves; but as it was, a
+wholesome repose and tranquillity pervaded the scene, which after
+the restless ocean and the hurried city, had a doubly grateful
+influence on the spirits.</p>
+<p>We went on next morning, still by railroad, to
+Springfield.&nbsp; From that place to Hartford, whither we were
+bound, is a distance of only five-and-twenty miles, but at that
+time of the year the roads were so bad that the journey would
+probably have occupied ten or twelve hours.&nbsp; Fortunately,
+however, the winter having been unusually mild, the Connecticut
+River was &lsquo;open,&rsquo; or, in other words, not
+frozen.&nbsp; The captain of a small steamboat was going to make
+his first trip for the season that day (the second February trip,
+I believe, within the memory of man), and only waited for us to
+go on board.&nbsp; Accordingly, we went on board, with as little
+delay as might be.&nbsp; He was as good as his word, and started
+directly.</p>
+<p>It certainly was not called a small steamboat without
+reason.&nbsp; I omitted to ask the question, but I should think
+it must have been of about half a pony power.&nbsp; Mr. Paap, the
+celebrated Dwarf, might have lived and died happily in the cabin,
+which was fitted with common sash-windows like an ordinary
+dwelling-house.&nbsp; These windows had bright-red curtains, too,
+hung on slack strings across the lower panes; so that it looked
+like the parlour of a Lilliputian public-house, which had got
+afloat in a flood or some other water accident, and was drifting
+nobody knew where.&nbsp; But even in this chamber there was a
+rocking-chair.&nbsp; It would be impossible to get on anywhere,
+in America, without a rocking-chair.&nbsp; I am afraid to tell
+how many feet short this vessel was, or how many feet narrow: to
+apply the words length and width to such measurement would be a
+contradiction in terms.&nbsp; But I may state that we all kept
+the middle of the deck, lest the boat should unexpectedly tip
+over; and that the machinery, by some surprising process of
+condensation, worked between it and the keel: the whole forming a
+warm sandwich, about three feet thick.</p>
+<p>It rained all day as I once thought it never did rain
+anywhere, but in the Highlands of Scotland.&nbsp; The river was
+full of floating blocks of ice, which were constantly crunching
+and cracking under us; and the depth of water, in the course we
+took to avoid the larger masses, carried down the middle of the
+river by the current, did not exceed a few inches.&nbsp;
+Nevertheless, we moved onward, dexterously; and being well
+wrapped up, bade defiance to the weather, and enjoyed the
+journey.&nbsp; The Connecticut River is a fine stream; and the
+banks in summer-time are, I have no doubt, beautiful; at all
+events, I was told so by a young lady in the cabin; and she
+should be a judge of beauty, if the possession of a quality
+include the appreciation of it, for a more beautiful creature I
+never looked upon.</p>
+<p>After two hours and a half of this odd travelling (including a
+stoppage at a small town, where we were saluted by a gun
+considerably bigger than our own chimney), we reached Hartford,
+and straightway repaired to an extremely comfortable hotel:
+except, as usual, in the article of bedrooms, which, in almost
+every place we visited, were very conducive to early rising.</p>
+<p>We tarried here, four days.&nbsp; The town is beautifully
+situated in a basin of green hills; the soil is rich,
+well-wooded, and carefully improved.&nbsp; It is the seat of the
+local legislature of Connecticut, which sage body enacted, in
+bygone times, the renowned code of &lsquo;Blue Laws,&rsquo; in
+virtue whereof, among other enlightened provisions, any citizen
+who could be proved to have kissed his wife on Sunday, was
+punishable, I believe, with the stocks.&nbsp; Too much of the old
+Puritan spirit exists in these parts to the present hour; but its
+influence has not tended, that I know, to make the people less
+hard in their bargains, or more equal in their dealings.&nbsp; As
+I never heard of its working that effect anywhere else, I infer
+that it never will, here.&nbsp; Indeed, I am accustomed, with
+reference to great professions and severe faces, to judge of the
+goods of the other world pretty much as I judge of the goods of
+this; and whenever I see a dealer in such commodities with too
+great a display of them in his window, I doubt the quality of the
+article within.</p>
+<p>In Hartford stands the famous oak in which the charter of King
+Charles was hidden.&nbsp; It is now inclosed in a
+gentleman&rsquo;s garden.&nbsp; In the State House is the charter
+itself.&nbsp; I found the courts of law here, just the same as at
+Boston; the public institutions almost as good.&nbsp; The Insane
+Asylum is admirably conducted, and so is the Institution for the
+Deaf and Dumb.</p>
+<p>I very much questioned within myself, as I walked through the
+Insane Asylum, whether I should have known the attendants from
+the patients, but for the few words which passed between the
+former, and the Doctor, in reference to the persons under their
+charge.&nbsp; Of course I limit this remark merely to their
+looks; for the conversation of the mad people was mad enough.</p>
+<p>There was one little, prim old lady, of very smiling and
+good-humoured appearance, who came sidling up to me from the end
+of a long passage, and with a curtsey of inexpressible
+condescension, propounded this unaccountable inquiry:</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Does Pontefract still flourish, sir, upon the soil of
+England?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;He does, ma&rsquo;am,&rsquo; I rejoined.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;When you last saw him, sir, he was&mdash;&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Well, ma&rsquo;am,&rsquo; said I, &lsquo;extremely
+well.&nbsp; He begged me to present his compliments.&nbsp; I
+never saw him looking better.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>At this, the old lady was very much delighted.&nbsp; After
+glancing at me for a moment, as if to be quite sure that I was
+serious in my respectful air, she sidled back some paces; sidled
+forward again; made a sudden skip (at which I precipitately
+retreated a step or two); and said:</p>
+<p>&lsquo;<i>I</i> am an antediluvian, sir.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>I thought the best thing to say was, that I had suspected as
+much from the first.&nbsp; Therefore I said so.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;It is an extremely proud and pleasant thing, sir, to be
+an antediluvian,&rsquo; said the old lady.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;I should think it was, ma&rsquo;am,&rsquo; I
+rejoined.</p>
+<p>The old lady kissed her hand, gave another skip, smirked and
+sidled down the gallery in a most extraordinary manner, and
+ambled gracefully into her own bed-chamber.</p>
+<p>In another part of the building, there was a male patient in
+bed; very much flushed and heated.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Well,&rsquo; said he, starting up, and pulling off his
+night-cap: &lsquo;It&rsquo;s all settled at last.&nbsp; I have
+arranged it with Queen Victoria.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Arranged what?&rsquo; asked the Doctor.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Why, that business,&rsquo; passing his hand wearily
+across his forehead, &lsquo;about the siege of New
+York.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Oh!&rsquo; said I, like a man suddenly
+enlightened.&nbsp; For he looked at me for an answer.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Yes.&nbsp; Every house without a signal will be fired
+upon by the British troops.&nbsp; No harm will be done to the
+others.&nbsp; No harm at all.&nbsp; Those that want to be safe,
+must hoist flags.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s all they&rsquo;ll have to
+do.&nbsp; They must hoist flags.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Even while he was speaking he seemed, I thought, to have some
+faint idea that his talk was incoherent.&nbsp; Directly he had
+said these words, he lay down again; gave a kind of a groan; and
+covered his hot head with the blankets.</p>
+<p>There was another: a young man, whose madness was love and
+music.&nbsp; After playing on the accordion a march he had
+composed, he was very anxious that I should walk into his
+chamber, which I immediately did.</p>
+<p>By way of being very knowing, and humouring him to the top of
+his bent, I went to the window, which commanded a beautiful
+prospect, and remarked, with an address upon which I greatly
+plumed myself:</p>
+<p>&lsquo;What a delicious country you have about these lodgings
+of yours!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Poh!&rsquo; said he, moving his fingers carelessly over
+the notes of his instrument: &lsquo;<i>Well enough for such an
+Institution as this</i>!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>I don&rsquo;t think I was ever so taken aback in all my
+life.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;I come here just for a whim,&rsquo; he said
+coolly.&nbsp; &lsquo;That&rsquo;s all.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Oh!&nbsp; That&rsquo;s all!&rsquo; said I.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Yes.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s all.&nbsp; The Doctor&rsquo;s a
+smart man.&nbsp; He quite enters into it.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s a joke
+of mine.&nbsp; I like it for a time.&nbsp; You needn&rsquo;t
+mention it, but I think I shall go out next Tuesday!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>I assured him that I would consider our interview perfectly
+confidential; and rejoined the Doctor.&nbsp; As we were passing
+through a gallery on our way out, a well-dressed lady, of quiet
+and composed manners, came up, and proffering a slip of paper and
+a pen, begged that I would oblige her with an autograph, I
+complied, and we parted.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;I think I remember having had a few interviews like
+that, with ladies out of doors.&nbsp; I hope <i>she</i> is not
+mad?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Yes.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;On what subject?&nbsp; Autographs?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;No.&nbsp; She hears voices in the air.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Well!&rsquo; thought I, &lsquo;it would be well if we
+could shut up a few false prophets of these later times, who have
+professed to do the same; and I should like to try the experiment
+on a Mormonist or two to begin with.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>In this place, there is the best jail for untried offenders in
+the world.&nbsp; There is also a very well-ordered State prison,
+arranged upon the same plan as that at Boston, except that here,
+there is always a sentry on the wall with a loaded gun.&nbsp; It
+contained at that time about two hundred prisoners.&nbsp; A spot
+was shown me in the sleeping ward, where a watchman was murdered
+some years since in the dead of night, in a desperate attempt to
+escape, made by a prisoner who had broken from his cell.&nbsp; A
+woman, too, was pointed out to me, who, for the murder of her
+husband, had been a close prisoner for sixteen years.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Do you think,&rsquo; I asked of my conductor,
+&lsquo;that after so very long an imprisonment, she has any
+thought or hope of ever regaining her liberty?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Oh dear yes,&rsquo; he answered.&nbsp; &lsquo;To be
+sure she has.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;She has no chance of obtaining it, I
+suppose?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Well, I don&rsquo;t know:&rsquo; which, by-the-bye, is
+a national answer. &lsquo;Her friends mistrust her.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;What have <i>they</i> to do with it?&rsquo; I naturally
+inquired.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Well, they won&rsquo;t petition.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;But if they did, they couldn&rsquo;t get her out, I
+suppose?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Well, not the first time, perhaps, nor yet the second,
+but tiring and wearying for a few years might do it.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Does that ever do it?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Why yes, that&rsquo;ll do it sometimes.&nbsp; Political
+friends&rsquo;ll do it sometimes.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s pretty often
+done, one way or another.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>I shall always entertain a very pleasant and grateful
+recollection of Hartford.&nbsp; It is a lovely place, and I had
+many friends there, whom I can never remember with
+indifference.&nbsp; We left it with no little regret on the
+evening of Friday the 11th, and travelled that night by railroad
+to New Haven.&nbsp; Upon the way, the guard and I were formally
+introduced to each other (as we usually were on such occasions),
+and exchanged a variety of small-talk.&nbsp; We reached New Haven
+at about eight o&rsquo;clock, after a journey of three hours, and
+put up for the night at the best inn.</p>
+<p>New Haven, known also as the City of Elms, is a fine
+town.&nbsp; Many of its streets (as its <i>alias</i> sufficiently
+imports) are planted with rows of grand old elm-trees; and the
+same natural ornaments surround Yale College, an establishment of
+considerable eminence and reputation.&nbsp; The various
+departments of this Institution are erected in a kind of park or
+common in the middle of the town, where they are dimly visible
+among the shadowing trees.&nbsp; The effect is very like that of
+an old cathedral yard in England; and when their branches are in
+full leaf, must be extremely picturesque.&nbsp; Even in the
+winter time, these groups of well-grown trees, clustering among
+the busy streets and houses of a thriving city, have a very
+quaint appearance: seeming to bring about a kind of compromise
+between town and country; as if each had met the other half-way,
+and shaken hands upon it; which is at once novel and
+pleasant.</p>
+<p>After a night&rsquo;s rest, we rose early, and in good time
+went down to the wharf, and on board the packet New York
+<i>for</i> New York.&nbsp; This was the first American steamboat
+of any size that I had seen; and certainly to an English eye it
+was infinitely less like a steamboat than a huge floating
+bath.&nbsp; I could hardly persuade myself, indeed, but that the
+bathing establishment off Westminster Bridge, which I left a
+baby, had suddenly grown to an enormous size; run away from home;
+and set up in foreign parts as a steamer.&nbsp; Being in America,
+too, which our vagabonds do so particularly favour, it seemed the
+more probable.</p>
+<p>The great difference in appearance between these packets and
+ours, is, that there is so much of them out of the water: the
+main-deck being enclosed on all sides, and filled with casks and
+goods, like any second or third floor in a stack of warehouses;
+and the promenade or hurricane-deck being a-top of that
+again.&nbsp; A part of the machinery is always above this deck;
+where the connecting-rod, in a strong and lofty frame, is seen
+working away like an iron top-sawyer.&nbsp; There is seldom any
+mast or tackle: nothing aloft but two tall black chimneys.&nbsp;
+The man at the helm is shut up in a little house in the fore part
+of the boat (the wheel being connected with the rudder by iron
+chains, working the whole length of the deck); and the
+passengers, unless the weather be very fine indeed, usually
+congregate below.&nbsp; Directly you have left the wharf, all the
+life, and stir, and bustle of a packet cease.&nbsp; You wonder
+for a long time how she goes on, for there seems to be nobody in
+charge of her; and when another of these dull machines comes
+splashing by, you feel quite indignant with it, as a sullen
+cumbrous, ungraceful, unshiplike leviathan: quite forgetting that
+the vessel you are on board of, is its very counterpart.</p>
+<p>There is always a clerk&rsquo;s office on the lower deck,
+where you pay your fare; a ladies&rsquo; cabin; baggage and
+stowage rooms; engineer&rsquo;s room; and in short a great
+variety of perplexities which render the discovery of the
+gentlemen&rsquo;s cabin, a matter of some difficulty.&nbsp; It
+often occupies the whole length of the boat (as it did in this
+case), and has three or four tiers of berths on each side.&nbsp;
+When I first descended into the cabin of the New York, it looked,
+in my unaccustomed eyes, about as long as the Burlington
+Arcade.</p>
+<p>The Sound which has to be crossed on this passage, is not
+always a very safe or pleasant navigation, and has been the scene
+of some unfortunate accidents.&nbsp; It was a wet morning, and
+very misty, and we soon lost sight of land.&nbsp; The day was
+calm, however, and brightened towards noon.&nbsp; After
+exhausting (with good help from a friend) the larder, and the
+stock of bottled beer, I lay down to sleep; being very much tired
+with the fatigues of yesterday.&nbsp; But I woke from my nap in
+time to hurry up, and see Hell Gate, the Hog&rsquo;s Back, the
+Frying Pan, and other notorious localities, attractive to all
+readers of famous Diedrich Knickerbocker&rsquo;s History.&nbsp;
+We were now in a narrow channel, with sloping banks on either
+side, besprinkled with pleasant villas, and made refreshing to
+the sight by turf and trees.&nbsp; Soon we shot in quick
+succession, past a light-house; a madhouse (how the lunatics
+flung up their caps and roared in sympathy with the headlong
+engine and the driving tide!); a jail; and other buildings: and
+so emerged into a noble bay, whose waters sparkled in the now
+cloudless sunshine like Nature&rsquo;s eyes turned up to
+Heaven.</p>
+<p>Then there lay stretched out before us, to the right, confused
+heaps of buildings, with here and there a spire or steeple,
+looking down upon the herd below; and here and there, again, a
+cloud of lazy smoke; and in the foreground a forest of
+ships&rsquo; masts, cheery with flapping sails and waving
+flags.&nbsp; Crossing from among them to the opposite shore, were
+steam ferry-boats laden with people, coaches, horses, waggons,
+baskets, boxes: crossed and recrossed by other ferry-boats: all
+travelling to and fro: and never idle.&nbsp; Stately among these
+restless Insects, were two or three large ships, moving with slow
+majestic pace, as creatures of a prouder kind, disdainful of
+their puny journeys, and making for the broad sea.&nbsp; Beyond,
+were shining heights, and islands in the glancing river, and a
+distance scarcely less blue and bright than the sky it seemed to
+meet.&nbsp; The city&rsquo;s hum and buzz, the clinking of
+capstans, the ringing of bells, the barking of dogs, the
+clattering of wheels, tingled in the listening ear.&nbsp; All of
+which life and stir, coming across the stirring water, caught new
+life and animation from its free companionship; and, sympathising
+with its buoyant spirits, glistened as it seemed in sport upon
+its surface, and hemmed the vessel round, and plashed the water
+high about her sides, and, floating her gallantly into the dock,
+flew off again to welcome other comers, and speed before them to
+the busy port.</p>
+<h2><a name="page67"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+67</span>CHAPTER VI<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">NEW YORK</span></h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">The</span> beautiful metropolis of America
+is by no means so clean a city as Boston, but many of its streets
+have the same characteristics; except that the houses are not
+quite so fresh-coloured, the sign-boards are not quite so gaudy,
+the gilded letters not quite so golden, the bricks not quite so
+red, the stone not quite so white, the blinds and area railings
+not quite so green, the knobs and plates upon the street doors
+not quite so bright and twinkling.&nbsp; There are many
+by-streets, almost as neutral in clean colours, and positive in
+dirty ones, as by-streets in London; and there is one quarter,
+commonly called the Five Points, which, in respect of filth and
+wretchedness, may be safely backed against Seven Dials, or any
+other part of famed St. Giles&rsquo;s.</p>
+<p>The great promenade and thoroughfare, as most people know, is
+Broadway; a wide and bustling street, which, from the Battery
+Gardens to its opposite termination in a country road, may be
+four miles long.&nbsp; Shall we sit down in an upper floor of the
+Carlton House Hotel (situated in the best part of this main
+artery of New York), and when we are tired of looking down upon
+the life below, sally forth arm-in-arm, and mingle with the
+stream?</p>
+<p>Warm weather!&nbsp; The sun strikes upon our heads at this
+open window, as though its rays were concentrated through a
+burning-glass; but the day is in its zenith, and the season an
+unusual one.&nbsp; Was there ever such a sunny street as this
+Broadway!&nbsp; The pavement stones are polished with the tread
+of feet until they shine again; the red bricks of the houses
+might be yet in the dry, hot kilns; and the roofs of those
+omnibuses look as though, if water were poured on them, they
+would hiss and smoke, and smell like half-quenched fires.&nbsp;
+No stint of omnibuses here!&nbsp; Half-a-dozen have gone by
+within as many minutes.&nbsp; Plenty of hackney cabs and coaches
+too; gigs, phaetons, large-wheeled tilburies, and private
+carriages&mdash;rather of a clumsy make, and not very different
+from the public vehicles, but built for the heavy roads beyond
+the city pavement.&nbsp; Negro coachmen and white; in straw hats,
+black hats, white hats, glazed caps, fur caps; in coats of drab,
+black, brown, green, blue, nankeen, striped jean and linen; and
+there, in that one instance (look while it passes, or it will be
+too late), in suits of livery.&nbsp; Some southern republican
+that, who puts his blacks in uniform, and swells with Sultan pomp
+and power.&nbsp; Yonder, where that phaeton with the well-clipped
+pair of grays has stopped&mdash;standing at their heads
+now&mdash;is a Yorkshire groom, who has not been very long in
+these parts, and looks sorrowfully round for a companion pair of
+top-boots, which he may traverse the city half a year without
+meeting.&nbsp; Heaven save the ladies, how they dress!&nbsp; We
+have seen more colours in these ten minutes, than we should have
+seen elsewhere, in as many days.&nbsp; What various parasols!
+what rainbow silks and satins! what pinking of thin stockings,
+and pinching of thin shoes, and fluttering of ribbons and silk
+tassels, and display of rich cloaks with gaudy hoods and
+linings!&nbsp; The young gentlemen are fond, you see, of turning
+down their shirt-collars and cultivating their whiskers,
+especially under the chin; but they cannot approach the ladies in
+their dress or bearing, being, to say the truth, humanity of
+quite another sort.&nbsp; Byrons of the desk and counter, pass
+on, and let us see what kind of men those are behind ye: those
+two labourers in holiday clothes, of whom one carries in his hand
+a crumpled scrap of paper from which he tries to spell out a hard
+name, while the other looks about for it on all the doors and
+windows.</p>
+<p>Irishmen both!&nbsp; You might know them, if they were masked,
+by their long-tailed blue coats and bright buttons, and their
+drab trousers, which they wear like men well used to working
+dresses, who are easy in no others.&nbsp; It would be hard to
+keep your model republics going, without the countrymen and
+countrywomen of those two labourers.&nbsp; For who else would
+dig, and delve, and drudge, and do domestic work, and make canals
+and roads, and execute great lines of Internal Improvement!&nbsp;
+Irishmen both, and sorely puzzled too, to find out what they
+seek.&nbsp; Let us go down, and help them, for the love of home,
+and that spirit of liberty which admits of honest service to
+honest men, and honest work for honest bread, no matter what it
+be.</p>
+<p>That&rsquo;s well!&nbsp; We have got at the right address at
+last, though it is written in strange characters truly, and might
+have been scrawled with the blunt handle of the spade the writer
+better knows the use of, than a pen.&nbsp; Their way lies yonder,
+but what business takes them there?&nbsp; They carry savings: to
+hoard up?&nbsp; No.&nbsp; They are brothers, those men.&nbsp; One
+crossed the sea alone, and working very hard for one half year,
+and living harder, saved funds enough to bring the other
+out.&nbsp; That done, they worked together side by side,
+contentedly sharing hard labour and hard living for another term,
+and then their sisters came, and then another brother, and
+lastly, their old mother.&nbsp; And what now?&nbsp; Why, the poor
+old crone is restless in a strange land, and yearns to lay her
+bones, she says, among her people in the old graveyard at home:
+and so they go to pay her passage back: and God help her and
+them, and every simple heart, and all who turn to the Jerusalem
+of their younger days, and have an altar-fire upon the cold
+hearth of their fathers.</p>
+<p>This narrow thoroughfare, baking and blistering in the sun, is
+Wall Street: the Stock Exchange and Lombard Street of New
+York.&nbsp; Many a rapid fortune has been made in this street,
+and many a no less rapid ruin.&nbsp; Some of these very merchants
+whom you see hanging about here now, have locked up money in
+their strong-boxes, like the man in the Arabian Nights, and
+opening them again, have found but withered leaves.&nbsp; Below,
+here by the water-side, where the bowsprits of ships stretch
+across the footway, and almost thrust themselves into the
+windows, lie the noble American vessels which have made their
+Packet Service the finest in the world.&nbsp; They have brought
+hither the foreigners who abound in all the streets: not,
+perhaps, that there are more here, than in other commercial
+cities; but elsewhere, they have particular haunts, and you must
+find them out; here, they pervade the town.</p>
+<p>We must cross Broadway again; gaining some refreshment from
+the heat, in the sight of the great blocks of clean ice which are
+being carried into shops and bar-rooms; and the pine-apples and
+water-melons profusely displayed for sale.&nbsp; Fine streets of
+spacious houses here, you see!&mdash;Wall Street has furnished
+and dismantled many of them very often&mdash;and here a deep
+green leafy square.&nbsp; Be sure that is a hospitable house with
+inmates to be affectionately remembered always, where they have
+the open door and pretty show of plants within, and where the
+child with laughing eyes is peeping out of window at the little
+dog below.&nbsp; You wonder what may be the use of this tall
+flagstaff in the by-street, with something like Liberty&rsquo;s
+head-dress on its top: so do I.&nbsp; But there is a passion for
+tall flagstaffs hereabout, and you may see its twin brother in
+five minutes, if you have a mind.</p>
+<p>Again across Broadway, and so&mdash;passing from the
+many-coloured crowd and glittering shops&mdash;into another long
+main street, the Bowery.&nbsp; A railroad yonder, see, where two
+stout horses trot along, drawing a score or two of people and a
+great wooden ark, with ease.&nbsp; The stores are poorer here;
+the passengers less gay.&nbsp; Clothes ready-made, and meat
+ready-cooked, are to be bought in these parts; and the lively
+whirl of carriages is exchanged for the deep rumble of carts and
+waggons.&nbsp; These signs which are so plentiful, in shape like
+river buoys, or small balloons, hoisted by cords to poles, and
+dangling there, announce, as you may see by looking up,
+&lsquo;<span class="smcap">Oysters in every
+Style</span>.&rsquo;&nbsp; They tempt the hungry most at night,
+for then dull candles glimmering inside, illuminate these dainty
+words, and make the mouths of idlers water, as they read and
+linger.</p>
+<p>What is this dismal-fronted pile of bastard Egyptian, like an
+enchanter&rsquo;s palace in a melodrama!&mdash;a famous prison,
+called The Tombs.&nbsp; Shall we go in?</p>
+<p>So.&nbsp; A long, narrow, lofty building, stove-heated as
+usual, with four galleries, one above the other, going round it,
+and communicating by stairs.&nbsp; Between the two sides of each
+gallery, and in its centre, a bridge, for the greater convenience
+of crossing.&nbsp; On each of these bridges sits a man: dozing or
+reading, or talking to an idle companion.&nbsp; On each tier, are
+two opposite rows of small iron doors.&nbsp; They look like
+furnace-doors, but are cold and black, as though the fires within
+had all gone out.&nbsp; Some two or three are open, and women,
+with drooping heads bent down, are talking to the inmates.&nbsp;
+The whole is lighted by a skylight, but it is fast closed; and
+from the roof there dangle, limp and drooping, two useless
+windsails.</p>
+<p>A man with keys appears, to show us round.&nbsp; A
+good-looking fellow, and, in his way, civil and obliging.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Are those black doors the cells?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Yes.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Are they all full?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Well, they&rsquo;re pretty nigh full, and that&rsquo;s
+a fact, and no two ways about it.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Those at the bottom are unwholesome, surely?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Why, we <i>do</i> only put coloured people in
+&rsquo;em.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s the truth.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;When do the prisoners take exercise?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Well, they do without it pretty much.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Do they never walk in the yard?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Considerable seldom.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Sometimes, I suppose?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Well, it&rsquo;s rare they do.&nbsp; They keep pretty
+bright without it.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;But suppose a man were here for a twelvemonth.&nbsp; I
+know this is only a prison for criminals who are charged with
+grave offences, while they are awaiting their trial, or under
+remand, but the law here affords criminals many means of
+delay.&nbsp; What with motions for new trials, and in arrest of
+judgment, and what not, a prisoner might be here for twelve
+months, I take it, might he not?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Well, I guess he might.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Do you mean to say that in all that time he would never
+come out at that little iron door, for exercise?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;He might walk some, perhaps&mdash;not much.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Will you open one of the doors?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;All, if you like.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>The fastenings jar and rattle, and one of the doors turns
+slowly on its hinges.&nbsp; Let us look in.&nbsp; A small bare
+cell, into which the light enters through a high chink in the
+wall.&nbsp; There is a rude means of washing, a table, and a
+bedstead.&nbsp; Upon the latter, sits a man of sixty;
+reading.&nbsp; He looks up for a moment; gives an impatient
+dogged shake; and fixes his eyes upon his book again.&nbsp; As we
+withdraw our heads, the door closes on him, and is fastened as
+before.&nbsp; This man has murdered his wife, and will probably
+be hanged.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;How long has he been here?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;A month.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;When will he be tried?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Next term.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;When is that?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Next month.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;In England, if a man be under sentence of death, even
+he has air and exercise at certain periods of the day.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Possible?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>With what stupendous and untranslatable coolness he says this,
+and how loungingly he leads on to the women&rsquo;s side: making,
+as he goes, a kind of iron castanet of the key and the
+stair-rail!</p>
+<p>Each cell door on this side has a square aperture in it.&nbsp;
+Some of the women peep anxiously through it at the sound of
+footsteps; others shrink away in shame.&mdash;For what offence
+can that lonely child, of ten or twelve years old, be shut up
+here?&nbsp; Oh! that boy? He is the son of the prisoner we saw
+just now; is a witness against his father; and is detained here
+for safe keeping, until the trial; that&rsquo;s all.</p>
+<p>But it is a dreadful place for the child to pass the long days
+and nights in.&nbsp; This is rather hard treatment for a young
+witness, is it not?&mdash;What says our conductor?</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Well, it an&rsquo;t a very rowdy life, and
+<i>that&rsquo;s</i> a fact!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Again he clinks his metal castanet, and leads us leisurely
+away.&nbsp; I have a question to ask him as we go.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Pray, why do they call this place The Tombs?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Well, it&rsquo;s the cant name.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;I know it is.&nbsp; Why?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Some suicides happened here, when it was first
+built.&nbsp; I expect it come about from that.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;I saw just now, that that man&rsquo;s clothes were
+scattered about the floor of his cell.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t you
+oblige the prisoners to be orderly, and put such things
+away?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Where should they put &rsquo;em?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Not on the ground surely.&nbsp; What do you say to
+hanging them up?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>He stops and looks round to emphasise his answer:</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Why, I say that&rsquo;s just it.&nbsp; When they had
+hooks they <i>would</i> hang themselves, so they&rsquo;re taken
+out of every cell, and there&rsquo;s only the marks left where
+they used to be!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>The prison-yard in which he pauses now, has been the scene of
+terrible performances.&nbsp; Into this narrow, grave-like place,
+men are brought out to die.&nbsp; The wretched creature stands
+beneath the gibbet on the ground; the rope about his neck; and
+when the sign is given, a weight at its other end comes running
+down, and swings him up into the air&mdash;a corpse.</p>
+<p>The law requires that there be present at this dismal
+spectacle, the judge, the jury, and citizens to the amount of
+twenty-five.&nbsp; From the community it is hidden.&nbsp; To the
+dissolute and bad, the thing remains a frightful mystery.&nbsp;
+Between the criminal and them, the prison-wall is interposed as a
+thick gloomy veil.&nbsp; It is the curtain to his bed of death,
+his winding-sheet, and grave.&nbsp; From him it shuts out life,
+and all the motives to unrepenting hardihood in that last hour,
+which its mere sight and presence is often all-sufficient to
+sustain.&nbsp; There are no bold eyes to make him bold; no
+ruffians to uphold a ruffian&rsquo;s name before.&nbsp; All
+beyond the pitiless stone wall, is unknown space.</p>
+<p>Let us go forth again into the cheerful streets.</p>
+<p>Once more in Broadway!&nbsp; Here are the same ladies in
+bright colours, walking to and fro, in pairs and singly; yonder
+the very same light blue parasol which passed and repassed the
+hotel-window twenty times while we were sitting there.&nbsp; We
+are going to cross here.&nbsp; Take care of the pigs.&nbsp; Two
+portly sows are trotting up behind this carriage, and a select
+party of half-a-dozen gentlemen hogs have just now turned the
+corner.</p>
+<p>Here is a solitary swine lounging homeward by himself.&nbsp;
+He has only one ear; having parted with the other to vagrant-dogs
+in the course of his city rambles.&nbsp; But he gets on very well
+without it; and leads a roving, gentlemanly, vagabond kind of
+life, somewhat answering to that of our club-men at home.&nbsp;
+He leaves his lodgings every morning at a certain hour, throws
+himself upon the town, gets through his day in some manner quite
+satisfactory to himself, and regularly appears at the door of his
+own house again at night, like the mysterious master of Gil
+Blas.&nbsp; He is a free-and-easy, careless, indifferent kind of
+pig, having a very large acquaintance among other pigs of the
+same character, whom he rather knows by sight than conversation,
+as he seldom troubles himself to stop and exchange civilities,
+but goes grunting down the kennel, turning up the news and
+small-talk of the city in the shape of cabbage-stalks and offal,
+and bearing no tails but his own: which is a very short one, for
+his old enemies, the dogs, have been at that too, and have left
+him hardly enough to swear by.&nbsp; He is in every respect a
+republican pig, going wherever he pleases, and mingling with the
+best society, on an equal, if not superior footing, for every one
+makes way when he appears, and the haughtiest give him the wall,
+if he prefer it.&nbsp; He is a great philosopher, and seldom
+moved, unless by the dogs before mentioned.&nbsp; Sometimes,
+indeed, you may see his small eye twinkling on a slaughtered
+friend, whose carcase garnishes a butcher&rsquo;s door-post, but
+he grunts out &lsquo;Such is life: all flesh is pork!&rsquo;
+buries his nose in the mire again, and waddles down the gutter:
+comforting himself with the reflection that there is one snout
+the less to anticipate stray cabbage-stalks, at any rate.</p>
+<p>They are the city scavengers, these pigs.&nbsp; Ugly brutes
+they are; having, for the most part, scanty brown backs, like the
+lids of old horsehair trunks: spotted with unwholesome black
+blotches.&nbsp; They have long, gaunt legs, too, and such peaked
+snouts, that if one of them could be persuaded to sit for his
+profile, nobody would recognise it for a pig&rsquo;s
+likeness.&nbsp; They are never attended upon, or fed, or driven,
+or caught, but are thrown upon their own resources in early life,
+and become preternaturally knowing in consequence.&nbsp; Every
+pig knows where he lives, much better than anybody could tell
+him.&nbsp; At this hour, just as evening is closing in, you will
+see them roaming towards bed by scores, eating their way to the
+last.&nbsp; Occasionally, some youth among them who has
+over-eaten himself, or has been worried by dogs, trots
+shrinkingly homeward, like a prodigal son: but this is a rare
+case: perfect self-possession and self-reliance, and immovable
+composure, being their foremost attributes.</p>
+<p>The streets and shops are lighted now; and as the eye travels
+down the long thoroughfare, dotted with bright jets of gas, it is
+reminded of Oxford Street, or Piccadilly.&nbsp; Here and there a
+flight of broad stone cellar-steps appears, and a painted lamp
+directs you to the Bowling Saloon, or Ten-Pin alley; Ten-Pins
+being a game of mingled chance and skill, invented when the
+legislature passed an act forbidding Nine-Pins.&nbsp; At other
+downward flights of steps, are other lamps, marking the
+whereabouts of oyster-cellars&mdash;pleasant retreats, say I: not
+only by reason of their wonderful cookery of oysters, pretty nigh
+as large as cheese-plates (or for thy dear sake, heartiest of
+Greek Professors!), but because of all kinds of caters of fish,
+or flesh, or fowl, in these latitudes, the swallowers of oysters
+alone are not gregarious; but subduing themselves, as it were, to
+the nature of what they work in, and copying the coyness of the
+thing they eat, do sit apart in curtained boxes, and consort by
+twos, not by two hundreds.</p>
+<p>But how quiet the streets are!&nbsp; Are there no itinerant
+bands; no wind or stringed instruments?&nbsp; No, not one.&nbsp;
+By day, are there no Punches, Fantoccini, Dancing-dogs, Jugglers,
+Conjurers, Orchestrinas, or even Barrel-organs?&nbsp; No, not
+one.&nbsp; Yes, I remember one.&nbsp; One barrel-organ and a
+dancing-monkey&mdash;sportive by nature, but fast fading into a
+dull, lumpish monkey, of the Utilitarian school.&nbsp; Beyond
+that, nothing lively; no, not so much as a white mouse in a
+twirling cage.</p>
+<p>Are there no amusements?&nbsp; Yes.&nbsp; There is a
+lecture-room across the way, from which that glare of light
+proceeds, and there may be evening service for the ladies thrice
+a week, or oftener.&nbsp; For the young gentlemen, there is the
+counting-house, the store, the bar-room: the latter, as you may
+see through these windows, pretty full.&nbsp; Hark! to the
+clinking sound of hammers breaking lumps of ice, and to the cool
+gurgling of the pounded bits, as, in the process of mixing, they
+are poured from glass to glass!&nbsp; No amusements?&nbsp; What
+are these suckers of cigars and swallowers of strong drinks,
+whose hats and legs we see in every possible variety of twist,
+doing, but amusing themselves?&nbsp; What are the fifty
+newspapers, which those precocious urchins are bawling down the
+street, and which are kept filed within, what are they but
+amusements?&nbsp; Not vapid, waterish amusements, but good strong
+stuff; dealing in round abuse and blackguard names; pulling off
+the roofs of private houses, as the Halting Devil did in Spain;
+pimping and pandering for all degrees of vicious taste, and
+gorging with coined lies the most voracious maw; imputing to
+every man in public life the coarsest and the vilest motives;
+scaring away from the stabbed and prostrate body-politic, every
+Samaritan of clear conscience and good deeds; and setting on,
+with yell and whistle and the clapping of foul hands, the vilest
+vermin and worst birds of prey.&mdash;No amusements!</p>
+<p>Let us go on again; and passing this wilderness of an hotel
+with stores about its base, like some Continental theatre, or the
+London Opera House shorn of its colonnade, plunge into the Five
+Points.&nbsp; But it is needful, first, that we take as our
+escort these two heads of the police, whom you would know for
+sharp and well-trained officers if you met them in the Great
+Desert.&nbsp; So true it is, that certain pursuits, wherever
+carried on, will stamp men with the same character.&nbsp; These
+two might have been begotten, born, and bred, in Bow Street.</p>
+<p>We have seen no beggars in the streets by night or day; but of
+other kinds of strollers, plenty.&nbsp; Poverty, wretchedness,
+and vice, are rife enough where we are going now.</p>
+<p>This is the place: these narrow ways, diverging to the right
+and left, and reeking everywhere with dirt and filth.&nbsp; Such
+lives as are led here, bear the same fruits here as
+elsewhere.&nbsp; The coarse and bloated faces at the doors, have
+counterparts at home, and all the wide world over.&nbsp;
+Debauchery has made the very houses prematurely old.&nbsp; See
+how the rotten beams are tumbling down, and how the patched and
+broken windows seem to scowl dimly, like eyes that have been hurt
+in drunken frays.&nbsp; Many of those pigs live here.&nbsp; Do
+they ever wonder why their masters walk upright in lieu of going
+on all-fours? and why they talk instead of grunting?</p>
+<p>So far, nearly every house is a low tavern; and on the
+bar-room walls, are coloured prints of Washington, and Queen
+Victoria of England, and the American Eagle.&nbsp; Among the
+pigeon-holes that hold the bottles, are pieces of plate-glass and
+coloured paper, for there is, in some sort, a taste for
+decoration, even here.&nbsp; And as seamen frequent these haunts,
+there are maritime pictures by the dozen: of partings between
+sailors and their lady-loves, portraits of William, of the
+ballad, and his Black-Eyed Susan; of Will Watch, the Bold
+Smuggler; of Paul Jones the Pirate, and the like: on which the
+painted eyes of Queen Victoria, and of Washington to boot, rest
+in as strange companionship, as on most of the scenes that are
+enacted in their wondering presence.</p>
+<p>What place is this, to which the squalid street conducts
+us?&nbsp; A kind of square of leprous houses, some of which are
+attainable only by crazy wooden stairs without.&nbsp; What lies
+beyond this tottering flight of steps, that creak beneath our
+tread?&mdash;a miserable room, lighted by one dim candle, and
+destitute of all comfort, save that which may be hidden in a
+wretched bed.&nbsp; Beside it, sits a man: his elbows on his
+knees: his forehead hidden in his hands.&nbsp; &lsquo;What ails
+that man?&rsquo; asks the foremost officer.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Fever,&rsquo; he sullenly replies, without looking
+up.&nbsp; Conceive the fancies of a feverish brain, in such a
+place as this!</p>
+<p>Ascend these pitch-dark stairs, heedful of a false footing on
+the trembling boards, and grope your way with me into this
+wolfish den, where neither ray of light nor breath of air,
+appears to come.&nbsp; A negro lad, startled from his sleep by
+the officer&rsquo;s voice&mdash;he knows it well&mdash;but
+comforted by his assurance that he has not come on business,
+officiously bestirs himself to light a candle.&nbsp; The match
+flickers for a moment, and shows great mounds of dusty rags upon
+the ground; then dies away and leaves a denser darkness than
+before, if there can be degrees in such extremes.&nbsp; He
+stumbles down the stairs and presently comes back, shading a
+flaring taper with his hand.&nbsp; Then the mounds of rags are
+seen to be astir, and rise slowly up, and the floor is covered
+with heaps of negro women, waking from their sleep: their white
+teeth chattering, and their bright eyes glistening and winking on
+all sides with surprise and fear, like the countless repetition
+of one astonished African face in some strange mirror.</p>
+<p>Mount up these other stairs with no less caution (there are
+traps and pitfalls here, for those who are not so well escorted
+as ourselves) into the housetop; where the bare beams and rafters
+meet overhead, and calm night looks down through the crevices in
+the roof.&nbsp; Open the door of one of these cramped hutches
+full of sleeping negroes.&nbsp; Pah!&nbsp; They have a charcoal
+fire within; there is a smell of singeing clothes, or flesh, so
+close they gather round the brazier; and vapours issue forth that
+blind and suffocate.&nbsp; From every corner, as you glance about
+you in these dark retreats, some figure crawls half-awakened, as
+if the judgment-hour were near at hand, and every obscene grave
+were giving up its dead.&nbsp; Where dogs would howl to lie,
+women, and men, and boys slink off to sleep, forcing the
+dislodged rats to move away in quest of better lodgings.</p>
+<p>Here too are lanes and alleys, paved with mud knee-deep,
+underground chambers, where they dance and game; the walls
+bedecked with rough designs of ships, and forts, and flags, and
+American eagles out of number: ruined houses, open to the street,
+whence, through wide gaps in the walls, other ruins loom upon the
+eye, as though the world of vice and misery had nothing else to
+show: hideous tenements which take their name from robbery and
+murder: all that is loathsome, drooping, and decayed is here.</p>
+<p>Our leader has his hand upon the latch of
+&lsquo;Almack&rsquo;s,&rsquo; and calls to us from the bottom of
+the steps; for the assembly-room of the Five Point fashionables
+is approached by a descent.&nbsp; Shall we go in?&nbsp; It is but
+a moment.</p>
+<p>Heyday! the landlady of Almack&rsquo;s thrives!&nbsp; A buxom
+fat mulatto woman, with sparkling eyes, whose head is daintily
+ornamented with a handkerchief of many colours.&nbsp; Nor is the
+landlord much behind her in his finery, being attired in a smart
+blue jacket, like a ship&rsquo;s steward, with a thick gold ring
+upon his little finger, and round his neck a gleaming golden
+watch-guard.&nbsp; How glad he is to see us!&nbsp; What will we
+please to call for?&nbsp; A dance?&nbsp; It shall be done
+directly, sir: &lsquo;a regular break-down.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>The corpulent black fiddler, and his friend who plays the
+tambourine, stamp upon the boarding of the small raised orchestra
+in which they sit, and play a lively measure.&nbsp; Five or six
+couple come upon the floor, marshalled by a lively young negro,
+who is the wit of the assembly, and the greatest dancer
+known.&nbsp; He never leaves off making queer faces, and is the
+delight of all the rest, who grin from ear to ear
+incessantly.&nbsp; Among the dancers are two young mulatto girls,
+with large, black, drooping eyes, and head-gear after the fashion
+of the hostess, who are as shy, or feign to be, as though they
+never danced before, and so look down before the visitors, that
+their partners can see nothing but the long fringed lashes.</p>
+<p>But the dance commences.&nbsp; Every gentleman sets as long as
+he likes to the opposite lady, and the opposite lady to him, and
+all are so long about it that the sport begins to languish, when
+suddenly the lively hero dashes in to the rescue.&nbsp; Instantly
+the fiddler grins, and goes at it tooth and nail; there is new
+energy in the tambourine; new laughter in the dancers; new smiles
+in the landlady; new confidence in the landlord; new brightness
+in the very candles.</p>
+<p>Single shuffle, double shuffle, cut and cross-cut; snapping
+his fingers, rolling his eyes, turning in his knees, presenting
+the backs of his legs in front, spinning about on his toes and
+heels like nothing but the man&rsquo;s fingers on the tambourine;
+dancing with two left legs, two right legs, two wooden legs, two
+wire legs, two spring legs&mdash;all sorts of legs and no
+legs&mdash;what is this to him? And in what walk of life, or
+dance of life, does man ever get such stimulating applause as
+thunders about him, when, having danced his partner off her feet,
+and himself too, he finishes by leaping gloriously on the
+bar-counter, and calling for something to drink, with the chuckle
+of a million of counterfeit Jim Crows, in one inimitable
+sound!</p>
+<p>The air, even in these distempered parts, is fresh after the
+stifling atmosphere of the houses; and now, as we emerge into a
+broader street, it blows upon us with a purer breath, and the
+stars look bright again.&nbsp; Here are The Tombs once
+more.&nbsp; The city watch-house is a part of the building.&nbsp;
+It follows naturally on the sights we have just left.&nbsp; Let
+us see that, and then to bed.</p>
+<p>What! do you thrust your common offenders against the police
+discipline of the town, into such holes as these?&nbsp; Do men
+and women, against whom no crime is proved, lie here all night in
+perfect darkness, surrounded by the noisome vapours which
+encircle that flagging lamp you light us with, and breathing this
+filthy and offensive stench!&nbsp; Why, such indecent and
+disgusting dungeons as these cells, would bring disgrace upon the
+most despotic empire in the world!&nbsp; Look at them,
+man&mdash;you, who see them every night, and keep the keys.&nbsp;
+Do you see what they are?&nbsp; Do you know how drains are made
+below the streets, and wherein these human sewers differ, except
+in being always stagnant?</p>
+<p>Well, he don&rsquo;t know.&nbsp; He has had five-and-twenty
+young women locked up in this very cell at one time, and
+you&rsquo;d hardly realise what handsome faces there were among
+&rsquo;em.</p>
+<p>In God&rsquo;s name! shut the door upon the wretched creature
+who is in it now, and put its screen before a place, quite
+unsurpassed in all the vice, neglect, and devilry, of the worst
+old town in Europe.</p>
+<p>Are people really left all night, untried, in those black
+sties?&mdash;Every night.&nbsp; The watch is set at seven in the
+evening.&nbsp; The magistrate opens his court at five in the
+morning.&nbsp; That is the earliest hour at which the first
+prisoner can be released; and if an officer appear against him,
+he is not taken out till nine o&rsquo;clock or ten.&mdash;But if
+any one among them die in the interval, as one man did, not long
+ago?&nbsp; Then he is half-eaten by the rats in an hour&rsquo;s
+time; as that man was; and there an end.</p>
+<p>What is this intolerable tolling of great bells, and crashing
+of wheels, and shouting in the distance?&nbsp; A fire.&nbsp; And
+what that deep red light in the opposite direction?&nbsp; Another
+fire.&nbsp; And what these charred and blackened walls we stand
+before?&nbsp; A dwelling where a fire has been.&nbsp; It was more
+than hinted, in an official report, not long ago, that some of
+these conflagrations were not wholly accidental, and that
+speculation and enterprise found a field of exertion, even in
+flames: but be this as it may, there was a fire last night, there
+are two to-night, and you may lay an even wager there will be at
+least one, to-morrow.&nbsp; So, carrying that with us for our
+comfort, let us say, Good night, and climb up-stairs to bed.</p>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>One day, during my stay in New York, I paid a visit to the
+different public institutions on Long Island, or Rhode Island: I
+forget which.&nbsp; One of them is a Lunatic Asylum.&nbsp; The
+building is handsome; and is remarkable for a spacious and
+elegant staircase.&nbsp; The whole structure is not yet finished,
+but it is already one of considerable size and extent, and is
+capable of accommodating a very large number of patients.</p>
+<p>I cannot say that I derived much comfort from the inspection
+of this charity.&nbsp; The different wards might have been
+cleaner and better ordered; I saw nothing of that salutary system
+which had impressed me so favourably elsewhere; and everything
+had a lounging, listless, madhouse air, which was very
+painful.&nbsp; The moping idiot, cowering down with long
+dishevelled hair; the gibbering maniac, with his hideous laugh
+and pointed finger; the vacant eye, the fierce wild face, the
+gloomy picking of the hands and lips, and munching of the nails:
+there they were all, without disguise, in naked ugliness and
+horror.&nbsp; In the dining-room, a bare, dull, dreary place,
+with nothing for the eye to rest on but the empty walls, a woman
+was locked up alone.&nbsp; She was bent, they told me, on
+committing suicide.&nbsp; If anything could have strengthened her
+in her resolution, it would certainly have been the insupportable
+monotony of such an existence.</p>
+<p>The terrible crowd with which these halls and galleries were
+filled, so shocked me, that I abridged my stay within the
+shortest limits, and declined to see that portion of the building
+in which the refractory and violent were under closer
+restraint.&nbsp; I have no doubt that the gentleman who presided
+over this establishment at the time I write of, was competent to
+manage it, and had done all in his power to promote its
+usefulness: but will it be believed that the miserable strife of
+Party feeling is carried even into this sad refuge of afflicted
+and degraded humanity?&nbsp; Will it be believed that the eyes
+which are to watch over and control the wanderings of minds on
+which the most dreadful visitation to which our nature is exposed
+has fallen, must wear the glasses of some wretched side in
+Politics?&nbsp; Will it be believed that the governor of such a
+house as this, is appointed, and deposed, and changed
+perpetually, as Parties fluctuate and vary, and as their
+despicable weathercocks are blown this way or that?&nbsp; A
+hundred times in every week, some new most paltry exhibition of
+that narrow-minded and injurious Party Spirit, which is the
+Simoom of America, sickening and blighting everything of
+wholesome life within its reach, was forced upon my notice; but I
+never turned my back upon it with feelings of such deep disgust
+and measureless contempt, as when I crossed the threshold of this
+madhouse.</p>
+<p>At a short distance from this building is another called the
+Alms House, that is to say, the workhouse of New York.&nbsp; This
+is a large Institution also: lodging, I believe, when I was
+there, nearly a thousand poor.&nbsp; It was badly ventilated, and
+badly lighted; was not too clean;&mdash;and impressed me, on the
+whole, very uncomfortably.&nbsp; But it must be remembered that
+New York, as a great emporium of commerce, and as a place of
+general resort, not only from all parts of the States, but from
+most parts of the world, has always a large pauper population to
+provide for; and labours, therefore, under peculiar difficulties
+in this respect.&nbsp; Nor must it be forgotten that New York is
+a large town, and that in all large towns a vast amount of good
+and evil is intermixed and jumbled up together.</p>
+<p>In the same neighbourhood is the Farm, where young orphans are
+nursed and bred.&nbsp; I did not see it, but I believe it is well
+conducted; and I can the more easily credit it, from knowing how
+mindful they usually are, in America, of that beautiful passage
+in the Litany which remembers all sick persons and young
+children.</p>
+<p>I was taken to these Institutions by water, in a boat
+belonging to the Island jail, and rowed by a crew of prisoners,
+who were dressed in a striped uniform of black and buff, in which
+they looked like faded tigers.&nbsp; They took me, by the same
+conveyance, to the jail itself.</p>
+<p>It is an old prison, and quite a pioneer establishment, on the
+plan I have already described.&nbsp; I was glad to hear this, for
+it is unquestionably a very indifferent one.&nbsp; The most is
+made, however, of the means it possesses, and it is as well
+regulated as such a place can be.</p>
+<p>The women work in covered sheds, erected for that
+purpose.&nbsp; If I remember right, there are no shops for the
+men, but be that as it may, the greater part of them labour in
+certain stone-quarries near at hand.&nbsp; The day being very wet
+indeed, this labour was suspended, and the prisoners were in
+their cells.&nbsp; Imagine these cells, some two or three hundred
+in number, and in every one a man locked up; this one at his door
+for air, with his hands thrust through the grate; this one in bed
+(in the middle of the day, remember); and this one flung down in
+a heap upon the ground, with his head against the bars, like a
+wild beast.&nbsp; Make the rain pour down, outside, in
+torrents.&nbsp; Put the everlasting stove in the midst; hot, and
+suffocating, and vaporous, as a witch&rsquo;s cauldron.&nbsp; Add
+a collection of gentle odours, such as would arise from a
+thousand mildewed umbrellas, wet through, and a thousand
+buck-baskets, full of half-washed linen&mdash;and there is the
+prison, as it was that day.</p>
+<p>The prison for the State at Sing Sing is, on the other hand, a
+model jail.&nbsp; That, and Auburn, are, I believe, the largest
+and best examples of the silent system.</p>
+<p>In another part of the city, is the Refuge for the Destitute:
+an Institution whose object is to reclaim youthful offenders,
+male and female, black and white, without distinction; to teach
+them useful trades, apprentice them to respectable masters, and
+make them worthy members of society.&nbsp; Its design, it will be
+seen, is similar to that at Boston; and it is a no less
+meritorious and admirable establishment.&nbsp; A suspicion
+crossed my mind during my inspection of this noble charity,
+whether the superintendent had quite sufficient knowledge of the
+world and worldly characters; and whether he did not commit a
+great mistake in treating some young girls, who were to all
+intents and purposes, by their years and their past lives, women,
+as though they were little children; which certainly had a
+ludicrous effect in my eyes, and, or I am much mistaken, in
+theirs also.&nbsp; As the Institution, however, is always under a
+vigilant examination of a body of gentlemen of great intelligence
+and experience, it cannot fail to be well conducted; and whether
+I am right or wrong in this slight particular, is unimportant to
+its deserts and character, which it would be difficult to
+estimate too highly.</p>
+<p>In addition to these establishments, there are in New York,
+excellent hospitals and schools, literary institutions and
+libraries; an admirable fire department (as indeed it should be,
+having constant practice), and charities of every sort and
+kind.&nbsp; In the suburbs there is a spacious cemetery:
+unfinished yet, but every day improving.&nbsp; The saddest tomb I
+saw there was &lsquo;The Strangers&rsquo; Grave.&nbsp; Dedicated
+to the different hotels in this city.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>There are three principal theatres.&nbsp; Two of them, the
+Park and the Bowery, are large, elegant, and handsome buildings,
+and are, I grieve to write it, generally deserted.&nbsp; The
+third, the Olympic, is a tiny show-box for vaudevilles and
+burlesques.&nbsp; It is singularly well conducted by Mr.
+Mitchell, a comic actor of great quiet humour and originality,
+who is well remembered and esteemed by London playgoers.&nbsp; I
+am happy to report of this deserving gentleman, that his benches
+are usually well filled, and that his theatre rings with
+merriment every night.&nbsp; I had almost forgotten a small
+summer theatre, called Niblo&rsquo;s, with gardens and open air
+amusements attached; but I believe it is not exempt from the
+general depression under which Theatrical Property, or what is
+humorously called by that name, unfortunately labours.</p>
+<p>The country round New York is surpassingly and exquisitely
+picturesque.&nbsp; The climate, as I have already intimated, is
+somewhat of the warmest.&nbsp; What it would be, without the sea
+breezes which come from its beautiful Bay in the evening time, I
+will not throw myself or my readers into a fever by
+inquiring.</p>
+<p>The tone of the best society in this city, is like that of
+Boston; here and there, it may be, with a greater infusion of the
+mercantile spirit, but generally polished and refined, and always
+most hospitable.&nbsp; The houses and tables are elegant; the
+hours later and more rakish; and there is, perhaps, a greater
+spirit of contention in reference to appearances, and the display
+of wealth and costly living.&nbsp; The ladies are singularly
+beautiful.</p>
+<p>Before I left New York I made arrangements for securing a
+passage home in the George Washington packet ship, which was
+advertised to sail in June: that being the month in which I had
+determined, if prevented by no accident in the course of my
+ramblings, to leave America.</p>
+<p>I never thought that going back to England, returning to all
+who are dear to me, and to pursuits that have insensibly grown to
+be a part of my nature, I could have felt so much sorrow as I
+endured, when I parted at last, on board this ship, with the
+friends who had accompanied me from this city.&nbsp; I never
+thought the name of any place, so far away and so lately known,
+could ever associate itself in my mind with the crowd of
+affectionate remembrances that now cluster about it.&nbsp; There
+are those in this city who would brighten, to me, the darkest
+winter-day that ever glimmered and went out in Lapland; and
+before whose presence even Home grew dim, when they and I
+exchanged that painful word which mingles with our every thought
+and deed; which haunts our cradle-heads in infancy, and closes up
+the vista of our lives in age.</p>
+<h2><a name="page81"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+81</span>CHAPTER VII<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">PHILADELPHIA, AND ITS SOLITARY
+PRISON</span></h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">The</span> journey from New York to
+Philadelphia, is made by railroad, and two ferries; and usually
+occupies between five and six hours.&nbsp; It was a fine evening
+when we were passengers in the train: and watching the bright
+sunset from a little window near the door by which we sat, my
+attention was attracted to a remarkable appearance issuing from
+the windows of the gentleman&rsquo;s car immediately in front of
+us, which I supposed for some time was occasioned by a number of
+industrious persons inside, ripping open feather-beds, and giving
+the feathers to the wind.&nbsp; At length it occurred to me that
+they were only spitting, which was indeed the case; though how
+any number of passengers which it was possible for that car to
+contain, could have maintained such a playful and incessant
+shower of expectoration, I am still at a loss to understand:
+notwithstanding the experience in all salivatory phenomena which
+I afterwards acquired.</p>
+<p>I made acquaintance, on this journey, with a mild and modest
+young quaker, who opened the discourse by informing me, in a
+grave whisper, that his grandfather was the inventor of
+cold-drawn castor oil.&nbsp; I mention the circumstance here,
+thinking it probable that this is the first occasion on which the
+valuable medicine in question was ever used as a conversational
+aperient.</p>
+<p>We reached the city, late that night.&nbsp; Looking out of my
+chamber-window, before going to bed, I saw, on the opposite side
+of the way, a handsome building of white marble, which had a
+mournful ghost-like aspect, dreary to behold.&nbsp; I attributed
+this to the sombre influence of the night, and on rising in the
+morning looked out again, expecting to see its steps and portico
+thronged with groups of people passing in and out.&nbsp; The door
+was still tight shut, however; the same cold cheerless air
+prevailed: and the building looked as if the marble statue of Don
+Guzman could alone have any business to transact within its
+gloomy walls.&nbsp; I hastened to inquire its name and purpose,
+and then my surprise vanished.&nbsp; It was the Tomb of many
+fortunes; the Great Catacomb of investment; the memorable United
+States Bank.</p>
+<p>The stoppage of this bank, with all its ruinous consequences,
+had cast (as I was told on every side) a gloom on Philadelphia,
+under the depressing effect of which it yet laboured.&nbsp; It
+certainly did seem rather dull and out of spirits.</p>
+<p>It is a handsome city, but distractingly regular.&nbsp; After
+walking about it for an hour or two, I felt that I would have
+given the world for a crooked street.&nbsp; The collar of my coat
+appeared to stiffen, and the brim of my hat to expand, beneath
+its quakery influence.&nbsp; My hair shrunk into a sleek short
+crop, my hands folded themselves upon my breast of their own calm
+accord, and thoughts of taking lodgings in Mark Lane over against
+the Market Place, and of making a large fortune by speculations
+in corn, came over me involuntarily.</p>
+<p>Philadelphia is most bountifully provided with fresh water,
+which is showered and jerked about, and turned on, and poured
+off, everywhere.&nbsp; The Waterworks, which are on a height near
+the city, are no less ornamental than useful, being tastefully
+laid out as a public garden, and kept in the best and neatest
+order.&nbsp; The river is dammed at this point, and forced by its
+own power into certain high tanks or reservoirs, whence the whole
+city, to the top stories of the houses, is supplied at a very
+trifling expense.</p>
+<p>There are various public institutions.&nbsp; Among them a most
+excellent Hospital&mdash;a quaker establishment, but not
+sectarian in the great benefits it confers; a quiet, quaint old
+Library, named after Franklin; a handsome Exchange and Post
+Office; and so forth.&nbsp; In connection with the quaker
+Hospital, there is a picture by West, which is exhibited for the
+benefit of the funds of the institution.&nbsp; The subject is,
+our Saviour healing the sick, and it is, perhaps, as favourable a
+specimen of the master as can be seen anywhere.&nbsp; Whether
+this be high or low praise, depends upon the reader&rsquo;s
+taste.</p>
+<p>In the same room, there is a very characteristic and life-like
+portrait by Mr. Sully, a distinguished American artist.</p>
+<p>My stay in Philadelphia was very short, but what I saw of its
+society, I greatly liked.&nbsp; Treating of its general
+characteristics, I should be disposed to say that it is more
+provincial than Boston or New York, and that there is afloat in
+the fair city, an assumption of taste and criticism, savouring
+rather of those genteel discussions upon the same themes, in
+connection with Shakspeare and the Musical Glasses, of which we
+read in the Vicar of Wakefield.&nbsp; Near the city, is a most
+splendid unfinished marble structure for the Girard College,
+founded by a deceased gentleman of that name and of enormous
+wealth, which, if completed according to the original design,
+will be perhaps the richest edifice of modern times.&nbsp; But
+the bequest is involved in legal disputes, and pending them the
+work has stopped; so that like many other great undertakings in
+America, even this is rather going to be done one of these days,
+than doing now.</p>
+<p>In the outskirts, stands a great prison, called the Eastern
+Penitentiary: conducted on a plan peculiar to the state of
+Pennsylvania.&nbsp; The system here, is rigid, strict, and
+hopeless solitary confinement.&nbsp; I believe it, in its
+effects, to be cruel and wrong.</p>
+<p>In its intention, I am well convinced that it is kind, humane,
+and meant for reformation; but I am persuaded that those who
+devised this system of Prison Discipline, and those benevolent
+gentlemen who carry it into execution, do not know what it is
+that they are doing.&nbsp; I believe that very few men are
+capable of estimating the immense amount of torture and agony
+which this dreadful punishment, prolonged for years, inflicts
+upon the sufferers; and in guessing at it myself, and in
+reasoning from what I have seen written upon their faces, and
+what to my certain knowledge they feel within, I am only the more
+convinced that there is a depth of terrible endurance in it which
+none but the sufferers themselves can fathom, and which no man
+has a right to inflict upon his fellow-creature.&nbsp; I hold
+this slow and daily tampering with the mysteries of the brain, to
+be immeasurably worse than any torture of the body: and because
+its ghastly signs and tokens are not so palpable to the eye and
+sense of touch as scars upon the flesh; because its wounds are
+not upon the surface, and it extorts few cries that human ears
+can hear; therefore I the more denounce it, as a secret
+punishment which slumbering humanity is not roused up to
+stay.&nbsp; I hesitated once, debating with myself, whether, if I
+had the power of saying &lsquo;Yes&rsquo; or &lsquo;No,&rsquo; I
+would allow it to be tried in certain cases, where the terms of
+imprisonment were short; but now, I solemnly declare, that with
+no rewards or honours could I walk a happy man beneath the open
+sky by day, or lie me down upon my bed at night, with the
+consciousness that one human creature, for any length of time, no
+matter what, lay suffering this unknown punishment in his silent
+cell, and I the cause, or I consenting to it in the least
+degree.</p>
+<p>I was accompanied to this prison by two gentlemen officially
+connected with its management, and passed the day in going from
+cell to cell, and talking with the inmates.&nbsp; Every facility
+was afforded me, that the utmost courtesy could suggest.&nbsp;
+Nothing was concealed or hidden from my view, and every piece of
+information that I sought, was openly and frankly given.&nbsp;
+The perfect order of the building cannot be praised too highly,
+and of the excellent motives of all who are immediately concerned
+in the administration of the system, there can be no kind of
+question.</p>
+<p>Between the body of the prison and the outer wall, there is a
+spacious garden.&nbsp; Entering it, by a wicket in the massive
+gate, we pursued the path before us to its other termination, and
+passed into a large chamber, from which seven long passages
+radiate.&nbsp; On either side of each, is a long, long row of low
+cell doors, with a certain number over every one.&nbsp; Above, a
+gallery of cells like those below, except that they have no
+narrow yard attached (as those in the ground tier have), and are
+somewhat smaller.&nbsp; The possession of two of these, is
+supposed to compensate for the absence of so much air and
+exercise as can be had in the dull strip attached to each of the
+others, in an hour&rsquo;s time every day; and therefore every
+prisoner in this upper story has two cells, adjoining and
+communicating with, each other.</p>
+<p>Standing at the central point, and looking down these dreary
+passages, the dull repose and quiet that prevails, is
+awful.&nbsp; Occasionally, there is a drowsy sound from some lone
+weaver&rsquo;s shuttle, or shoemaker&rsquo;s last, but it is
+stifled by the thick walls and heavy dungeon-door, and only
+serves to make the general stillness more profound.&nbsp; Over
+the head and face of every prisoner who comes into this
+melancholy house, a black hood is drawn; and in this dark shroud,
+an emblem of the curtain dropped between him and the living
+world, he is led to the cell from which he never again comes
+forth, until his whole term of imprisonment has expired.&nbsp; He
+never hears of wife and children; home or friends; the life or
+death of any single creature.&nbsp; He sees the prison-officers,
+but with that exception he never looks upon a human countenance,
+or hears a human voice.&nbsp; He is a man buried alive; to be dug
+out in the slow round of years; and in the mean time dead to
+everything but torturing anxieties and horrible despair.</p>
+<p>His name, and crime, and term of suffering, are unknown, even
+to the officer who delivers him his daily food.&nbsp; There is a
+number over his cell-door, and in a book of which the governor of
+the prison has one copy, and the moral instructor another: this
+is the index of his history.&nbsp; Beyond these pages the prison
+has no record of his existence: and though he live to be in the
+same cell ten weary years, he has no means of knowing, down to
+the very last hour, in which part of the building it is situated;
+what kind of men there are about him; whether in the long winter
+nights there are living people near, or he is in some lonely
+corner of the great jail, with walls, and passages, and iron
+doors between him and the nearest sharer in its solitary
+horrors.</p>
+<p>Every cell has double doors: the outer one of sturdy oak, the
+other of grated iron, wherein there is a trap through which his
+food is handed.&nbsp; He has a Bible, and a slate and pencil,
+and, under certain restrictions, has sometimes other books,
+provided for the purpose, and pen and ink and paper.&nbsp; His
+razor, plate, and can, and basin, hang upon the wall, or shine
+upon the little shelf.&nbsp; Fresh water is laid on in every
+cell, and he can draw it at his pleasure.&nbsp; During the day,
+his bedstead turns up against the wall, and leaves more space for
+him to work in.&nbsp; His loom, or bench, or wheel, is there; and
+there he labours, sleeps and wakes, and counts the seasons as
+they change, and grows old.</p>
+<p>The first man I saw, was seated at his loom, at work.&nbsp; He
+had been there six years, and was to remain, I think, three
+more.&nbsp; He had been convicted as a receiver of stolen goods,
+but even after his long imprisonment, denied his guilt, and said
+he had been hardly dealt by.&nbsp; It was his second offence.</p>
+<p>He stopped his work when we went in, took off his spectacles,
+and answered freely to everything that was said to him, but
+always with a strange kind of pause first, and in a low,
+thoughtful voice.&nbsp; He wore a paper hat of his own making,
+and was pleased to have it noticed and commanded.&nbsp; He had
+very ingeniously manufactured a sort of Dutch clock from some
+disregarded odds and ends; and his vinegar-bottle served for the
+pendulum.&nbsp; Seeing me interested in this contrivance, he
+looked up at it with a great deal of pride, and said that he had
+been thinking of improving it, and that he hoped the hammer and a
+little piece of broken glass beside it &lsquo;would play music
+before long.&rsquo;&nbsp; He had extracted some colours from the
+yarn with which he worked, and painted a few poor figures on the
+wall.&nbsp; One, of a female, over the door, he called &lsquo;The
+Lady of the Lake.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>He smiled as I looked at these contrivances to while away the
+time; but when I looked from them to him, I saw that his lip
+trembled, and could have counted the beating of his heart.&nbsp;
+I forget how it came about, but some allusion was made to his
+having a wife.&nbsp; He shook his head at the word, turned aside,
+and covered his face with his hands.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;But you are resigned now!&rsquo; said one of the
+gentlemen after a short pause, during which he had resumed his
+former manner.&nbsp; He answered with a sigh that seemed quite
+reckless in its hopelessness, &lsquo;Oh yes, oh yes!&nbsp; I am
+resigned to it.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;And are a better man, you
+think?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Well, I hope so: I&rsquo;m sure I hope
+I may be.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;And time goes pretty
+quickly?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Time is very long gentlemen, within
+these four walls!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>He gazed about him&mdash;Heaven only knows how
+wearily!&mdash;as he said these words; and in the act of doing
+so, fell into a strange stare as if he had forgotten
+something.&nbsp; A moment afterwards he sighed heavily, put on
+his spectacles, and went about his work again.</p>
+<p>In another cell, there was a German, sentenced to five
+years&rsquo; imprisonment for larceny, two of which had just
+expired.&nbsp; With colours procured in the same manner, he had
+painted every inch of the walls and ceiling quite
+beautifully.&nbsp; He had laid out the few feet of ground,
+behind, with exquisite neatness, and had made a little bed in the
+centre, that looked, by-the-bye, like a grave.&nbsp; The taste
+and ingenuity he had displayed in everything were most
+extraordinary; and yet a more dejected, heart-broken, wretched
+creature, it would be difficult to imagine.&nbsp; I never saw
+such a picture of forlorn affliction and distress of mind.&nbsp;
+My heart bled for him; and when the tears ran down his cheeks,
+and he took one of the visitors aside, to ask, with his trembling
+hands nervously clutching at his coat to detain him, whether
+there was no hope of his dismal sentence being commuted, the
+spectacle was really too painful to witness.&nbsp; I never saw or
+heard of any kind of misery that impressed me more than the
+wretchedness of this man.</p>
+<p>In a third cell, was a tall, strong black, a burglar, working
+at his proper trade of making screws and the like.&nbsp; His time
+was nearly out.&nbsp; He was not only a very dexterous thief, but
+was notorious for his boldness and hardihood, and for the number
+of his previous convictions.&nbsp; He entertained us with a long
+account of his achievements, which he narrated with such infinite
+relish, that he actually seemed to lick his lips as he told us
+racy anecdotes of stolen plate, and of old ladies whom he had
+watched as they sat at windows in silver spectacles (he had
+plainly had an eye to their metal even from the other side of the
+street) and had afterwards robbed.&nbsp; This fellow, upon the
+slightest encouragement, would have mingled with his professional
+recollections the most detestable cant; but I am very much
+mistaken if he could have surpassed the unmitigated hypocrisy
+with which he declared that he blessed the day on which he came
+into that prison, and that he never would commit another robbery
+as long as he lived.</p>
+<p>There was one man who was allowed, as an indulgence, to keep
+rabbits.&nbsp; His room having rather a close smell in
+consequence, they called to him at the door to come out into the
+passage.&nbsp; He complied of course, and stood shading his
+haggard face in the unwonted sunlight of the great window,
+looking as wan and unearthly as if he had been summoned from the
+grave.&nbsp; He had a white rabbit in his breast; and when the
+little creature, getting down upon the ground, stole back into
+the cell, and he, being dismissed, crept timidly after it, I
+thought it would have been very hard to say in what respect the
+man was the nobler animal of the two.</p>
+<p>There was an English thief, who had been there but a few days
+out of seven years: a villainous, low-browed, thin-lipped fellow,
+with a white face; who had as yet no relish for visitors, and
+who, but for the additional penalty, would have gladly stabbed me
+with his shoemaker&rsquo;s knife.&nbsp; There was another German
+who had entered the jail but yesterday, and who started from his
+bed when we looked in, and pleaded, in his broken English, very
+hard for work.&nbsp; There was a poet, who after doing two
+days&rsquo; work in every four-and-twenty hours, one for himself
+and one for the prison, wrote verses about ships (he was by trade
+a mariner), and &lsquo;the maddening wine-cup,&rsquo; and his
+friends at home.&nbsp; There were very many of them.&nbsp; Some
+reddened at the sight of visitors, and some turned very
+pale.&nbsp; Some two or three had prisoner nurses with them, for
+they were very sick; and one, a fat old negro whose leg had been
+taken off within the jail, had for his attendant a classical
+scholar and an accomplished surgeon, himself a prisoner
+likewise.&nbsp; Sitting upon the stairs, engaged in some slight
+work, was a pretty coloured boy. &lsquo;Is there no refuge for
+young criminals in Philadelphia, then?&rsquo; said I.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Yes, but only for white children.&rsquo;&nbsp; Noble
+aristocracy in crime!</p>
+<p>There was a sailor who had been there upwards of eleven years,
+and who in a few months&rsquo; time would be free.&nbsp; Eleven
+years of solitary confinement!</p>
+<p>&lsquo;I am very glad to hear your time is nearly
+out.&rsquo;&nbsp; What does he say?&nbsp; Nothing.&nbsp; Why does
+he stare at his hands, and pick the flesh upon his fingers, and
+raise his eyes for an instant, every now and then, to those bare
+walls which have seen his head turn grey?&nbsp; It is a way he
+has sometimes.</p>
+<p>Does he never look men in the face, and does he always pluck
+at those hands of his, as though he were bent on parting skin and
+bone?&nbsp; It is his humour: nothing more.</p>
+<p>It is his humour too, to say that he does not look forward to
+going out; that he is not glad the time is drawing near; that he
+did look forward to it once, but that was very long ago; that he
+has lost all care for everything.&nbsp; It is his humour to be a
+helpless, crushed, and broken man.&nbsp; And, Heaven be his
+witness that he has his humour thoroughly gratified!</p>
+<p>There were three young women in adjoining cells, all convicted
+at the same time of a conspiracy to rob their prosecutor.&nbsp;
+In the silence and solitude of their lives they had grown to be
+quite beautiful.&nbsp; Their looks were very sad, and might have
+moved the sternest visitor to tears, but not to that kind of
+sorrow which the contemplation of the men awakens.&nbsp; One was
+a young girl; not twenty, as I recollect; whose snow-white room
+was hung with the work of some former prisoner, and upon whose
+downcast face the sun in all its splendour shone down through the
+high chink in the wall, where one narrow strip of bright blue sky
+was visible.&nbsp; She was very penitent and quiet; had come to
+be resigned, she said (and I believe her); and had a mind at
+peace.&nbsp; &lsquo;In a word, you are happy here?&rsquo; said
+one of my companions.&nbsp; She struggled&mdash;she did struggle
+very hard&mdash;to answer, Yes; but raising her eyes, and meeting
+that glimpse of freedom overhead, she burst into tears, and said,
+&lsquo;She tried to be; she uttered no complaint; but it was
+natural that she should sometimes long to go out of that one
+cell: she could not help <i>that</i>,&rsquo; she sobbed, poor
+thing!</p>
+<p>I went from cell to cell that day; and every face I saw, or
+word I heard, or incident I noted, is present to my mind in all
+its painfulness.&nbsp; But let me pass them by, for one, more
+pleasant, glance of a prison on the same plan which I afterwards
+saw at Pittsburg.</p>
+<p>When I had gone over that, in the same manner, I asked the
+governor if he had any person in his charge who was shortly going
+out.&nbsp; He had one, he said, whose time was up next day; but
+he had only been a prisoner two years.</p>
+<p>Two years!&nbsp; I looked back through two years of my own
+life&mdash;out of jail, prosperous, happy, surrounded by
+blessings, comforts, good fortune&mdash;and thought how wide a
+gap it was, and how long those two years passed in solitary
+captivity would have been.&nbsp; I have the face of this man, who
+was going to be released next day, before me now.&nbsp; It is
+almost more memorable in its happiness than the other faces in
+their misery.&nbsp; How easy and how natural it was for him to
+say that the system was a good one; and that the time went
+&lsquo;pretty quick&mdash;considering;&rsquo; and that when a man
+once felt that he had offended the law, and must satisfy it,
+&lsquo;he got along, somehow:&rsquo; and so forth!</p>
+<p>&lsquo;What did he call you back to say to you, in that
+strange flutter?&rsquo; I asked of my conductor, when he had
+locked the door and joined me in the passage.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Oh!&nbsp; That he was afraid the soles of his boots
+were not fit for walking, as they were a good deal worn when he
+came in; and that he would thank me very much to have them
+mended, ready.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Those boots had been taken off his feet, and put away with the
+rest of his clothes, two years before!</p>
+<p>I took that opportunity of inquiring how they conducted
+themselves immediately before going out; adding that I presumed
+they trembled very much.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Well, it&rsquo;s not so much a trembling,&rsquo; was
+the answer&mdash;&lsquo;though they do quiver&mdash;as a complete
+derangement of the nervous system.&nbsp; They can&rsquo;t sign
+their names to the book; sometimes can&rsquo;t even hold the pen;
+look about &rsquo;em without appearing to know why, or where they
+are; and sometimes get up and sit down again, twenty times in a
+minute.&nbsp; This is when they&rsquo;re in the office, where
+they are taken with the hood on, as they were brought in.&nbsp;
+When they get outside the gate, they stop, and look first one way
+and then the other; not knowing which to take.&nbsp; Sometimes
+they stagger as if they were drunk, and sometimes are forced to
+lean against the fence, they&rsquo;re so bad:&mdash;but they
+clear off in course of time.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>As I walked among these solitary cells, and looked at the
+faces of the men within them, I tried to picture to myself the
+thoughts and feelings natural to their condition.&nbsp; I
+imagined the hood just taken off, and the scene of their
+captivity disclosed to them in all its dismal monotony.</p>
+<p>At first, the man is stunned.&nbsp; His confinement is a
+hideous vision; and his old life a reality.&nbsp; He throws
+himself upon his bed, and lies there abandoned to despair.&nbsp;
+By degrees the insupportable solitude and barrenness of the place
+rouses him from this stupor, and when the trap in his grated door
+is opened, he humbly begs and prays for work.&nbsp; &lsquo;Give
+me some work to do, or I shall go raving mad!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>He has it; and by fits and starts applies himself to labour;
+but every now and then there comes upon him a burning sense of
+the years that must be wasted in that stone coffin, and an agony
+so piercing in the recollection of those who are hidden from his
+view and knowledge, that he starts from his seat, and striding up
+and down the narrow room with both hands clasped on his uplifted
+head, hears spirits tempting him to beat his brains out on the
+wall.</p>
+<p>Again he falls upon his bed, and lies there, moaning.&nbsp;
+Suddenly he starts up, wondering whether any other man is near;
+whether there is another cell like that on either side of him:
+and listens keenly.</p>
+<p>There is no sound, but other prisoners may be near for all
+that.&nbsp; He remembers to have heard once, when he little
+thought of coming here himself, that the cells were so
+constructed that the prisoners could not hear each other, though
+the officers could hear them.&nbsp; <a name="page90"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 90</span>Where is the nearest man&mdash;upon
+the right, or on the left? or is there one in both
+directions?&nbsp; Where is he sitting now&mdash;with his face to
+the light? or is he walking to and fro?&nbsp; How is he dressed?
+Has he been here long?&nbsp; Is he much worn away?&nbsp; Is he
+very white and spectre-like?&nbsp; Does <i>he</i> think of his
+neighbour too?</p>
+<p>Scarcely venturing to breathe, and listening while he thinks,
+he conjures up a figure with his back towards him, and imagines
+it moving about in this next cell.&nbsp; He has no idea of the
+face, but he is certain of the dark form of a stooping man.&nbsp;
+In the cell upon the other side, he puts another figure, whose
+face is hidden from him also.&nbsp; Day after day, and often when
+he wakes up in the middle of the night, he thinks of these two
+men until he is almost distracted.&nbsp; He never changes
+them.&nbsp; There they are always as he first imagined
+them&mdash;an old man on the right; a younger man upon the
+left&mdash;whose hidden features torture him to death, and have a
+mystery that makes him tremble.</p>
+<p>The weary days pass on with solemn pace, like mourners at a
+funeral; and slowly he begins to feel that the white walls of the
+cell have something dreadful in them: that their colour is
+horrible: that their smooth surface chills his blood: that there
+is one hateful corner which torments him.&nbsp; Every morning
+when he wakes, he hides his head beneath the coverlet, and
+shudders to see the ghastly ceiling looking down upon him.&nbsp;
+The blessed light of day itself peeps in, an ugly phantom face,
+through the unchangeable crevice which is his prison window.</p>
+<p>By slow but sure degrees, the terrors of that hateful corner
+swell until they beset him at all times; invade his rest, make
+his dreams hideous, and his nights dreadful.&nbsp; At first, he
+took a strange dislike to it; feeling as though it gave birth in
+his brain to something of corresponding shape, which ought not to
+be there, and racked his head with pains.&nbsp; Then he began to
+fear it, then to dream of it, and of men whispering its name and
+pointing to it.&nbsp; Then he could not bear to look at it, nor
+yet to turn his back upon it.&nbsp; Now, it is every night the
+lurking-place of a ghost: a shadow:&mdash;a silent something,
+horrible to see, but whether bird, or beast, or muffled human
+shape, he cannot tell.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/p90b.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"The Solitary Prisoner"
+title=
+"The Solitary Prisoner"
+src="images/p90s.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p>When he is in his cell by day, he fears the little yard
+without.&nbsp; When he is in the yard, he dreads to re-enter the
+cell.&nbsp; When night comes, there stands the phantom in the
+corner.&nbsp; If he have the courage to stand in its place, and
+drive it out (he had once: being desperate), it broods upon his
+bed.&nbsp; In the twilight, and always at the same hour, a voice
+calls to him by name; as the darkness thickens, his Loom begins
+to live; and even that, his comfort, is a hideous figure,
+watching him till daybreak.</p>
+<p>Again, by slow degrees, these horrible fancies depart from him
+one by one: returning sometimes, unexpectedly, but at longer
+intervals, and in less alarming shapes.&nbsp; He has talked upon
+religious matters with the gentleman who visits him, and has read
+his Bible, and has written a prayer upon his slate, and hung it
+up as a kind of protection, and an assurance of Heavenly
+companionship.&nbsp; He dreams now, sometimes, of his children or
+his wife, but is sure that they are dead, or have deserted
+him.&nbsp; He is easily moved to tears; is gentle, submissive,
+and broken-spirited.&nbsp; Occasionally, the old agony comes
+back: a very little thing will revive it; even a familiar sound,
+or the scent of summer flowers in the air; but it does not last
+long, now: for the world without, has come to be the vision, and
+this solitary life, the sad reality.</p>
+<p>If his term of imprisonment be short&mdash;I mean
+comparatively, for short it cannot be&mdash;the last half year is
+almost worse than all; for then he thinks the prison will take
+fire and he be burnt in the ruins, or that he is doomed to die
+within the walls, or that he will be detained on some false
+charge and sentenced for another term: or that something, no
+matter what, must happen to prevent his going at large.&nbsp; And
+this is natural, and impossible to be reasoned against, because,
+after his long separation from human life, and his great
+suffering, any event will appear to him more probable in the
+contemplation, than the being restored to liberty and his
+fellow-creatures.</p>
+<p>If his period of confinement have been very long, the prospect
+of release bewilders and confuses him.&nbsp; His broken heart may
+flutter for a moment, when he thinks of the world outside, and
+what it might have been to him in all those lonely years, but
+that is all.&nbsp; The cell-door has been closed too long on all
+its hopes and cares.&nbsp; Better to have hanged him in the
+beginning than bring him to this pass, and send him forth to
+mingle with his kind, who are his kind no more.</p>
+<p>On the haggard face of every man among these prisoners, the
+same expression sat.&nbsp; I know not what to liken it to.&nbsp;
+It had something of that strained attention which we see upon the
+faces of the blind and deaf, mingled with a kind of horror, as
+though they had all been secretly terrified.&nbsp; In every
+little chamber that I entered, and at every grate through which I
+looked, I seemed to see the same appalling countenance.&nbsp; It
+lives in my memory, with the fascination of a remarkable
+picture.&nbsp; Parade before my eyes, a hundred men, with one
+among them newly released from this solitary suffering, and I
+would point him out.</p>
+<p>The faces of the women, as I have said, it humanises and
+refines.&nbsp; Whether this be because of their better nature,
+which is elicited in solitude, or because of their being gentler
+creatures, of greater patience and longer suffering, I do not
+know; but so it is.&nbsp; That the punishment is nevertheless, to
+my thinking, fully as cruel and as wrong in their case, as in
+that of the men, I need scarcely add.</p>
+<p>My firm conviction is that, independent of the mental anguish
+it occasions&mdash;an anguish so acute and so tremendous, that
+all imagination of it must fall far short of the reality&mdash;it
+wears the mind into a morbid state, which renders it unfit for
+the rough contact and busy action of the world.&nbsp; It is my
+fixed opinion that those who have undergone this punishment,
+<span class="smcap">must</span> pass into society again morally
+unhealthy and diseased.&nbsp; There are many instances on record,
+of men who have chosen, or have been condemned, to lives of
+perfect solitude, but I scarcely remember one, even among sages
+of strong and vigorous intellect, where its effect has not become
+apparent, in some disordered train of thought, or some gloomy
+hallucination.&nbsp; What monstrous phantoms, bred of despondency
+and doubt, and born and reared in solitude, have stalked upon the
+earth, making creation ugly, and darkening the face of
+Heaven!</p>
+<p>Suicides are rare among these prisoners: are almost, indeed,
+unknown.&nbsp; But no argument in favour of the system, can
+reasonably be deduced from this circumstance, although it is very
+often urged.&nbsp; All men who have made diseases of the mind
+their study, know perfectly well that such extreme depression and
+despair as will change the whole character, and beat down all its
+powers of elasticity and self-resistance, may be at work within a
+man, and yet stop short of self-destruction.&nbsp; This is a
+common case.</p>
+<p>That it makes the senses dull, and by degrees impairs the
+bodily faculties, I am quite sure.&nbsp; I remarked to those who
+were with me in this very establishment at Philadelphia, that the
+criminals who had been there long, were deaf.&nbsp; They, who
+were in the habit of seeing these men constantly, were perfectly
+amazed at the idea, which they regarded as groundless and
+fanciful.&nbsp; And yet the very first prisoner to whom they
+appealed&mdash;one of their own selection confirmed my impression
+(which was unknown to him) instantly, and said, with a genuine
+air it was impossible to doubt, that he couldn&rsquo;t think how
+it happened, but he <i>was</i> growing very dull of hearing.</p>
+<p>That it is a singularly unequal punishment, and affects the
+worst man least, there is no doubt.&nbsp; In its superior
+efficiency as a means of reformation, compared with that other
+code of regulations which allows the prisoners to work in company
+without communicating together, I have not the smallest
+faith.&nbsp; All the instances of reformation that were mentioned
+to me, were of a kind that might have been&mdash;and I have no
+doubt whatever, in my own mind, would have been&mdash;equally
+well brought about by the Silent System.&nbsp; With regard to
+such men as the negro burglar and the English thief, even the
+most enthusiastic have scarcely any hope of their conversion.</p>
+<p>It seems to me that the objection that nothing wholesome or
+good has ever had its growth in such unnatural solitude, and that
+even a dog or any of the more intelligent among beasts, would
+pine, and mope, and rust away, beneath its influence, would be in
+itself a sufficient argument against this system.&nbsp; But when
+we recollect, in addition, how very cruel and severe it is, and
+that a solitary life is always liable to peculiar and distinct
+objections of a most deplorable nature, which have arisen here,
+and call to mind, moreover, that the choice is not between this
+system, and a bad or ill-considered one, but between it and
+another which has worked well, and is, in its whole design and
+practice, excellent; there is surely more than sufficient reason
+for abandoning a mode of punishment attended by so little hope or
+promise, and fraught, beyond dispute, with such a host of
+evils.</p>
+<p>As a relief to its contemplation, I will close this chapter
+with a curious story arising out of the same theme, which was
+related to me, on the occasion of this visit, by some of the
+gentlemen concerned.</p>
+<p>At one of the periodical meetings of the inspectors of this
+prison, a working man of Philadelphia presented himself before
+the Board, and earnestly requested to be placed in solitary
+confinement.&nbsp; On being asked what motive could possibly
+prompt him to make this strange demand, he answered that he had
+an irresistible propensity to get drunk; that he was constantly
+indulging it, to his great misery and ruin; that he had no power
+of resistance; that he wished to be put beyond the reach of
+temptation; and that he could think of no better way than
+this.&nbsp; It was pointed out to him, in reply, that the prison
+was for criminals who had been tried and sentenced by the law,
+and could not be made available for any such fanciful purposes;
+he was exhorted to abstain from intoxicating drinks, as he surely
+might if he would; and received other very good advice, with
+which he retired, exceedingly dissatisfied with the result of his
+application.</p>
+<p>He came again, and again, and again, and was so very earnest
+and importunate, that at last they took counsel together, and
+said, &lsquo;He will certainly qualify himself for admission, if
+we reject him any more.&nbsp; Let us shut him up.&nbsp; He will
+soon be glad to go away, and then we shall get rid of
+him.&rsquo;&nbsp; So they made him sign a statement which would
+prevent his ever sustaining an action for false imprisonment, to
+the effect that his incarceration was voluntary, and of his own
+seeking; they requested him to take notice that the officer in
+attendance had orders to release him at any hour of the day or
+night, when he might knock upon his door for that purpose; but
+desired him to understand, that once going out, he would not be
+admitted any more.&nbsp; These conditions agreed upon, and he
+still remaining in the same mind, he was conducted to the prison,
+and shut up in one of the cells.</p>
+<p>In this cell, the man, who had not the firmness to leave a
+glass of liquor standing untasted on a table before him&mdash;in
+this cell, in solitary confinement, and working every day at his
+trade of shoemaking, this man remained nearly two years.&nbsp;
+His health beginning to fail at the expiration of that time, the
+surgeon recommended that he should work occasionally in the
+garden; and as he liked the notion very much, he went about this
+new occupation with great cheerfulness.</p>
+<p>He was digging here, one summer day, very industriously, when
+the wicket in the outer gate chanced to be left open: showing,
+beyond, the well-remembered dusty road and sunburnt fields.&nbsp;
+The way was as free to him as to any man living, but he no sooner
+raised his head and caught sight of it, all shining in the light,
+than, with the involuntary instinct of a prisoner, he cast away
+his spade, scampered off as fast as his legs would carry him, and
+never once looked back.</p>
+<h2><a name="page94"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+94</span>CHAPTER VIII<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">WASHINGTON.&nbsp; THE LEGISLATURE.&nbsp;
+AND THE PRESIDENT&rsquo;S HOUSE</span></h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">We</span> left Philadelphia by steamboat,
+at six o&rsquo;clock one very cold morning, and turned our faces
+towards Washington.</p>
+<p>In the course of this day&rsquo;s journey, as on subsequent
+occasions, we encountered some Englishmen (small farmers,
+perhaps, or country publicans at home) who were settled in
+America, and were travelling on their own affairs.&nbsp; Of all
+grades and kinds of men that jostle one in the public conveyances
+of the States, these are often the most intolerable and the most
+insufferable companions.&nbsp; United to every disagreeable
+characteristic that the worst kind of American travellers
+possess, these countrymen of ours display an amount of insolent
+conceit and cool assumption of superiority, quite monstrous to
+behold.&nbsp; In the coarse familiarity of their approach, and
+the effrontery of their inquisitiveness (which they are in great
+haste to assert, as if they panted to revenge themselves upon the
+decent old restraints of home), they surpass any native specimens
+that came within my range of observation: and I often grew so
+patriotic when I saw and heard them, that I would cheerfully have
+submitted to a reasonable fine, if I could have given any other
+country in the whole world, the honour of claiming them for its
+children.</p>
+<p>As Washington may be called the head-quarters of
+tobacco-tinctured saliva, the time is come when I must confess,
+without any disguise, that the prevalence of those two odious
+practices of chewing and expectorating began about this time to
+be anything but agreeable, and soon became most offensive and
+sickening.&nbsp; In all the public places of America, this filthy
+custom is recognised.&nbsp; In the courts of law, the judge has
+his spittoon, the crier his, the witness his, and the prisoner
+his; while the jurymen and spectators are provided for, as so
+many men who in the course of nature must desire to spit
+incessantly.&nbsp; In the hospitals, the students of medicine are
+requested, by notices upon the wall, to eject their tobacco juice
+into the boxes provided for that purpose, and not to discolour
+the stairs.&nbsp; In public buildings, visitors are implored,
+through the same agency, to squirt the essence of their quids, or
+&lsquo;plugs,&rsquo; as I have heard them called by gentlemen
+learned in this kind of sweetmeat, into the national spittoons,
+and not about the bases of the marble columns.&nbsp; But in some
+parts, this custom is inseparably mixed up with every meal and
+morning call, and with all the transactions of social life.&nbsp;
+The stranger, who follows in the track I took myself, will find
+it in its full bloom and glory, luxuriant in all its alarming
+recklessness, at Washington.&nbsp; And let him not persuade
+himself (as I once did, to my shame) that previous tourists have
+exaggerated its extent.&nbsp; The thing itself is an exaggeration
+of nastiness, which cannot be outdone.</p>
+<p>On board this steamboat, there were two young gentlemen, with
+shirt-collars reversed as usual, and armed with very big
+walking-sticks; who planted two seats in the middle of the deck,
+at a distance of some four paces apart; took out their
+tobacco-boxes; and sat down opposite each other, to chew.&nbsp;
+In less than a quarter of an hour&rsquo;s time, these hopeful
+youths had shed about them on the clean boards, a copious shower
+of yellow rain; clearing, by that means, a kind of magic circle,
+within whose limits no intruders dared to come, and which they
+never failed to refresh and re-refresh before a spot was
+dry.&nbsp; This being before breakfast, rather disposed me, I
+confess, to nausea; but looking attentively at one of the
+expectorators, I plainly saw that he was young in chewing, and
+felt inwardly uneasy, himself.&nbsp; A glow of delight came over
+me at this discovery; and as I marked his face turn paler and
+paler, and saw the ball of tobacco in his left cheek, quiver with
+his suppressed agony, while yet he spat, and chewed, and spat
+again, in emulation of his older friend, I could have fallen on
+his neck and implored him to go on for hours.</p>
+<p>We all sat down to a comfortable breakfast in the cabin below,
+where there was no more hurry or confusion than at such a meal in
+England, and where there was certainly greater politeness
+exhibited than at most of our stage-coach banquets.&nbsp; At
+about nine o&rsquo;clock we arrived at the railroad station, and
+went on by the cars.&nbsp; At noon we turned out again, to cross
+a wide river in another steamboat; landed at a continuation of
+the railroad on the opposite shore; and went on by other cars; in
+which, in the course of the next hour or so, we crossed by wooden
+bridges, each a mile in length, two creeks, called respectively
+Great and Little Gunpowder.&nbsp; The water in both was blackened
+with flights of canvas-backed ducks, which are most delicious
+eating, and abound hereabouts at that season of the year.</p>
+<p>These bridges are of wood, have no parapet, and are only just
+wide enough for the passage of the trains; which, in the event of
+the smallest accident, wound inevitably be plunged into the
+river.&nbsp; They are startling contrivances, and are most
+agreeable when passed.</p>
+<p>We stopped to dine at Baltimore, and being now in Maryland,
+were waited on, for the first time, by slaves.&nbsp; The
+sensation of exacting any service from human creatures who are
+bought and sold, and being, for the time, a party as it were to
+their condition, is not an enviable one.&nbsp; The institution
+exists, perhaps, in its least repulsive and most mitigated form
+in such a town as this; but it <i>is</i> slavery; and though I
+was, with respect to it, an innocent man, its presence filled me
+with a sense of shame and self-reproach.</p>
+<p>After dinner, we went down to the railroad again, and took our
+seats in the cars for Washington.&nbsp; Being rather early, those
+men and boys who happened to have nothing particular to do, and
+were curious in foreigners, came (according to custom) round the
+carriage in which I sat; let down all the windows; thrust in
+their heads and shoulders; hooked themselves on conveniently, by
+their elbows; and fell to comparing notes on the subject of my
+personal appearance, with as much indifference as if I were a
+stuffed figure.&nbsp; I never gained so much uncompromising
+information with reference to my own nose and eyes, and various
+impressions wrought by my mouth and chin on different minds, and
+how my head looks when it is viewed from behind, as on these
+occasions.&nbsp; Some gentlemen were only satisfied by exercising
+their sense of touch; and the boys (who are surprisingly
+precocious in America) were seldom satisfied, even by that, but
+would return to the charge over and over again.&nbsp; Many a
+budding president has walked into my room with his cap on his
+head and his hands in his pockets, and stared at me for two whole
+hours: occasionally refreshing himself with a tweak of his nose,
+or a draught from the water-jug; or by walking to the windows and
+inviting other boys in the street below, to come up and do
+likewise: crying, &lsquo;Here he is!&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Come
+on!&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Bring all your brothers!&rsquo; with
+other hospitable entreaties of that nature.</p>
+<p>We reached Washington at about half-past six that evening, and
+had upon the way a beautiful view of the Capitol, which is a fine
+building of the Corinthian order, placed upon a noble and
+commanding eminence.&nbsp; Arrived at the hotel; I saw no more of
+the place that night; being very tired, and glad to get to
+bed.</p>
+<p>Breakfast over next morning, I walk about the streets for an
+hour or two, and, coming home, throw up the window in the front
+and back, and look out.&nbsp; Here is Washington, fresh in my
+mind and under my eye.</p>
+<p>Take the worst parts of the City Road and Pentonville, or the
+straggling outskirts of Paris, where the houses are smallest,
+preserving all their oddities, but especially the small shops and
+dwellings, occupied in Pentonville (but not in Washington) by
+furniture-brokers, keepers of poor eating-houses, and fanciers of
+birds.&nbsp; Burn the whole down; build it up again in wood and
+plaster; widen it a little; throw in part of St. John&rsquo;s
+Wood; put green blinds outside all the private houses, with a red
+curtain and a white one in every window; plough up all the roads;
+plant a great deal of coarse turf in every place where it ought
+<i>not</i> to be; erect three handsome buildings in stone and
+marble, anywhere, but the more entirely out of everybody&rsquo;s
+way the better; call one the Post Office; one the Patent Office,
+and one the Treasury; make it scorching hot in the morning, and
+freezing cold in the afternoon, with an occasional tornado of
+wind and dust; leave a brick-field without the bricks, in all
+central places where a street may naturally be expected: and
+that&rsquo;s Washington.</p>
+<p>The hotel in which we live, is a long row of small houses
+fronting on the street, and opening at the back upon a common
+yard, in which hangs a great triangle.&nbsp; Whenever a servant
+is wanted, somebody beats on this triangle from one stroke up to
+seven, according to the number of the house in which his presence
+is required; and as all the servants are always being wanted, and
+none of them ever come, this enlivening engine is in full
+performance the whole day through.&nbsp; Clothes are drying in
+the same yard; female slaves, with cotton handkerchiefs twisted
+round their heads are running to and fro on the hotel business;
+black waiters cross and recross with dishes in their hands; two
+great dogs are playing upon a mound of loose bricks in the centre
+of the little square; a pig is turning up his stomach to the sun,
+and grunting &lsquo;that&rsquo;s comfortable!&rsquo;; and neither
+the men, nor the women, nor the dogs, nor the pig, nor any
+created creature, takes the smallest notice of the triangle,
+which is tingling madly all the time.</p>
+<p>I walk to the front window, and look across the road upon a
+long, straggling row of houses, one story high, terminating,
+nearly opposite, but a little to the left, in a melancholy piece
+of waste ground with frowzy grass, which looks like a small piece
+of country that has taken to drinking, and has quite lost
+itself.&nbsp; Standing anyhow and all wrong, upon this open
+space, like something meteoric that has fallen down from the
+moon, is an odd, lop-sided, one-eyed kind of wooden building,
+that looks like a church, with a flag-staff as long as itself
+sticking out of a steeple something larger than a
+tea-chest.&nbsp; Under the window is a small stand of coaches,
+whose slave-drivers are sunning themselves on the steps of our
+door, and talking idly together.&nbsp; The three most obtrusive
+houses near at hand are the three meanest.&nbsp; On one&mdash;a
+shop, which never has anything in the window, and never has the
+door open&mdash;is painted in large characters, &lsquo;<span
+class="smcap">The City Lunch</span>.&rsquo;&nbsp; At another,
+which looks like a backway to somewhere else, but is an
+independent building in itself, oysters are procurable in every
+style.&nbsp; At the third, which is a very, very little
+tailor&rsquo;s shop, pants are fixed to order; or in other words,
+pantaloons are made to measure.&nbsp; And that is our street in
+Washington.</p>
+<p>It is sometimes called the City of Magnificent Distances, but
+it might with greater propriety be termed the City of Magnificent
+Intentions; for it is only on taking a bird&rsquo;s-eye view of
+it from the top of the Capitol, that one can at all comprehend
+the vast designs of its projector, an aspiring Frenchman.&nbsp;
+Spacious avenues, that begin in nothing, and lead nowhere;
+streets, mile-long, that only want houses, roads and inhabitants;
+public buildings that need but a public to be complete; and
+ornaments of great thoroughfares, which only lack great
+thoroughfares to ornament&mdash;are its leading features.&nbsp;
+One might fancy the season over, and most of the houses gone out
+of town for ever with their masters.&nbsp; To the admirers of
+cities it is a Barmecide Feast: a pleasant field for the
+imagination to rove in; a monument raised to a deceased project,
+with not even a legible inscription to record its departed
+greatness.</p>
+<p>Such as it is, it is likely to remain.&nbsp; It was originally
+chosen for the seat of Government, as a means of averting the
+conflicting jealousies and interests of the different States; and
+very probably, too, as being remote from mobs: a consideration
+not to be slighted, even in America.&nbsp; It has no trade or
+commerce of its own: having little or no population beyond the
+President and his establishment; the members of the legislature
+who reside there during the session; the Government clerks and
+officers employed in the various departments; the keepers of the
+hotels and boarding-houses; and the tradesmen who supply their
+tables.&nbsp; It is very unhealthy.&nbsp; Few people would live
+in Washington, I take it, who were not obliged to reside there;
+and the tides of emigration and speculation, those rapid and
+regardless currents, are little likely to flow at any time
+towards such dull and sluggish water.</p>
+<p>The principal features of the Capitol, are, of course, the two
+houses of Assembly.&nbsp; But there is, besides, in the centre of
+the building, a fine rotunda, ninety-six feet in diameter, and
+ninety-six high, whose circular wall is divided into
+compartments, ornamented by historical pictures.&nbsp; Four of
+these have for their subjects prominent events in the
+revolutionary struggle.&nbsp; They were painted by Colonel
+Trumbull, himself a member of Washington&rsquo;s staff at the
+time of their occurrence; from which circumstance they derive a
+peculiar interest of their own.&nbsp; In this same hall Mr.
+Greenough&rsquo;s large statue of Washington has been lately
+placed.&nbsp; It has great merits of course, but it struck me as
+being rather strained and violent for its subject.&nbsp; I could
+wish, however, to have seen it in a better light than it can ever
+be viewed in, where it stands.</p>
+<p>There is a very pleasant and commodious library in the
+Capitol; and from a balcony in front, the bird&rsquo;s-eye view,
+of which I have just spoken, may be had, together with a
+beautiful prospect of the adjacent country.&nbsp; In one of the
+ornamented portions of the building, there is a figure of
+Justice; whereunto the Guide Book says, &lsquo;the artist at
+first contemplated giving more of nudity, but he was warned that
+the public sentiment in this country would not admit of it, and
+in his caution he has gone, perhaps, into the opposite
+extreme.&rsquo;&nbsp; Poor Justice! she has been made to wear
+much stranger garments in America than those she pines in, in the
+Capitol.&nbsp; Let us hope that she has changed her dress-maker
+since they were fashioned, and that the public sentiment of the
+country did not cut out the clothes she hides her lovely figure
+in, just now.</p>
+<p>The House of Representatives is a beautiful and spacious hall,
+of semicircular shape, supported by handsome pillars.&nbsp; One
+part of the gallery is appropriated to the ladies, and there they
+sit in front rows, and come in, and go out, as at a play or
+concert.&nbsp; The chair is canopied, and raised considerably
+above the floor of the House; and every member has an easy chair
+and a writing desk to himself: which is denounced by some people
+out of doors as a most unfortunate and injudicious arrangement,
+tending to long sittings and prosaic speeches.&nbsp; It is an
+elegant chamber to look at, but a singularly bad one for all
+purposes of hearing.&nbsp; The Senate, which is smaller, is free
+from this objection, and is exceedingly well adapted to the uses
+for which it is designed.&nbsp; The sittings, I need hardly add,
+take place in the day; and the parliamentary forms are modelled
+on those of the old country.</p>
+<p>I was sometimes asked, in my progress through other places,
+whether I had not been very much impressed by the <i>heads</i> of
+the lawmakers at Washington; meaning not their chiefs and
+leaders, but literally their individual and personal heads,
+whereon their hair grew, and whereby the phrenological character
+of each legislator was expressed: and I almost as often struck my
+questioner dumb with indignant consternation by answering
+&lsquo;No, that I didn&rsquo;t remember being at all
+overcome.&rsquo;&nbsp; As I must, at whatever hazard, repeat the
+avowal here, I will follow it up by relating my impressions on
+this subject in as few words as possible.</p>
+<p>In the first place&mdash;it may be from some imperfect
+development of my organ of veneration&mdash;I do not remember
+having ever fainted away, or having even been moved to tears of
+joyful pride, at sight of any legislative body.&nbsp; I have
+borne the House of Commons like a man, and have yielded to no
+weakness, but slumber, in the House of Lords.&nbsp; I have seen
+elections for borough and county, and have never been impelled
+(no matter which party won) to damage my hat by throwing it up
+into the air in triumph, or to crack my voice by shouting forth
+any reference to our Glorious Constitution, to the noble purity
+of our independent voters, or, the unimpeachable integrity of our
+independent members.&nbsp; Having withstood such strong attacks
+upon my fortitude, it is possible that I may be of a cold and
+insensible temperament, amounting to iciness, in such matters;
+and therefore my impressions of the live pillars of the Capitol
+at Washington must be received with such grains of allowance as
+this free confession may seem to demand.</p>
+<p>Did I see in this public body an assemblage of men, bound
+together in the sacred names of Liberty and Freedom, and so
+asserting the chaste dignity of those twin goddesses, in all
+their discussions, as to exalt at once the Eternal Principles to
+which their names are given, and their own character and the
+character of their countrymen, in the admiring eyes of the whole
+world?</p>
+<p>It was but a week, since an aged, grey-haired man, a lasting
+honour to the land that gave him birth, who has done good service
+to his country, as his forefathers did, and who will be
+remembered scores upon scores of years after the worms bred in
+its corruption, are but so many grains of dust&mdash;it was but a
+week, since this old man had stood for days upon his trial before
+this very body, charged with having dared to assert the infamy of
+that traffic, which has for its accursed merchandise men and
+women, and their unborn children.&nbsp; Yes.&nbsp; And publicly
+exhibited in the same city all the while; gilded, framed and
+glazed hung up for general admiration; shown to strangers not
+with shame, but pride; its face not turned towards the wall,
+itself not taken down and burned; is the Unanimous Declaration of
+the Thirteen United States of America, which solemnly declares
+that All Men are created Equal; and are endowed by their Creator
+with the Inalienable Rights of Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of
+Happiness!</p>
+<p>It was not a month, since this same body had sat calmly by,
+and heard a man, one of themselves, with oaths which beggars in
+their drink reject, threaten to cut another&rsquo;s throat from
+ear to ear.&nbsp; There he sat, among them; not crushed by the
+general feeling of the assembly, but as good a man as any.</p>
+<p>There was but a week to come, and another of that body, for
+doing his duty to those who sent him there; for claiming in a
+Republic the Liberty and Freedom of expressing their sentiments,
+and making known their prayer; would be tried, found guilty, and
+have strong censure passed upon him by the rest.&nbsp; His was a
+grave offence indeed; for years before, he had risen up and said,
+&lsquo;A gang of male and female slaves for sale, warranted to
+breed like cattle, linked to each other by iron fetters, are
+passing now along the open street beneath the windows of your
+Temple of Equality!&nbsp; Look!&rsquo;&nbsp; But there are many
+kinds of hunters engaged in the Pursuit of Happiness, and they go
+variously armed.&nbsp; It is the Inalienable Right of some among
+them, to take the field after <i>their</i> Happiness equipped
+with cat and cartwhip, stocks, and iron collar, and to shout
+their view halloa! (always in praise of Liberty) to the music of
+clanking chains and bloody stripes.</p>
+<p>Where sat the many legislators of coarse threats; of words and
+blows such as coalheavers deal upon each other, when they forget
+their breeding?&nbsp; On every side.&nbsp; Every session had its
+anecdotes of that kind, and the actors were all there.</p>
+<p>Did I recognise in this assembly, a body of men, who, applying
+themselves in a new world to correct some of the falsehoods and
+vices of the old, purified the avenues to Public Life, paved the
+dirty ways to Place and Power, debated and made laws for the
+Common Good, and had no party but their Country?</p>
+<p>I saw in them, the wheels that move the meanest perversion of
+virtuous Political Machinery that the worst tools ever
+wrought.&nbsp; Despicable trickery at elections; under-handed
+tamperings with public officers; cowardly attacks upon opponents,
+with scurrilous newspapers for shields, and hired pens for
+daggers; shameful trucklings to mercenary knaves, whose claim to
+be considered, is, that every day and week they sow new crops of
+ruin with their venal types, which are the dragon&rsquo;s teeth
+of yore, in everything but sharpness; aidings and abettings of
+every bad inclination in the popular mind, and artful
+suppressions of all its good influences: such things as these,
+and in a word, Dishonest Faction in its most depraved and most
+unblushing form, stared out from every corner of the crowded
+hall.</p>
+<p>Did I see among them, the intelligence and refinement: the
+true, honest, patriotic heart of America?&nbsp; Here and there,
+were drops of its blood and life, but they scarcely coloured the
+stream of desperate adventurers which sets that way for profit
+and for pay.&nbsp; It is the game of these men, and of their
+profligate organs, to make the strife of politics so fierce and
+brutal, and so destructive of all self-respect in worthy men,
+that sensitive and delicate-minded persons shall be kept aloof,
+and they, and such as they, be left to battle out their selfish
+views unchecked.&nbsp; And thus this lowest of all scrambling
+fights goes on, and they who in other countries would, from their
+intelligence and station, most aspire to make the laws, do here
+recoil the farthest from that degradation.</p>
+<p>That there are, among the representatives of the people in
+both Houses, and among all parties, some men of high character
+and great abilities, I need not say.&nbsp; The foremost among
+those politicians who are known in Europe, have been already
+described, and I see no reason to depart from the rule I have
+laid down for my guidance, of abstaining from all mention of
+individuals.&nbsp; It will be sufficient to add, that to the most
+favourable accounts that have been written of them, I more than
+fully and most heartily subscribe; and that personal intercourse
+and free communication have bred within me, not the result
+predicted in the very doubtful proverb, but increased admiration
+and respect.&nbsp; They are striking men to look at, hard to
+deceive, prompt to act, lions in energy, Crichtons in varied
+accomplishments, Indians in fire of eye and gesture, Americans in
+strong and generous impulse; and they as well represent the
+honour and wisdom of their country at home, as the distinguished
+gentleman who is now its Minister at the British Court sustains
+its highest character abroad.</p>
+<p>I visited both houses nearly every day, during my stay in
+Washington.&nbsp; On my initiatory visit to the House of
+Representatives, they divided against a decision of the chair;
+but the chair won.&nbsp; The second time I went, the member who
+was speaking, being interrupted by a laugh, mimicked it, as one
+child would in quarrelling with another, and added, &lsquo;that
+he would make honourable gentlemen opposite, sing out a little
+more on the other side of their mouths presently.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+But interruptions are rare; the speaker being usually heard in
+silence.&nbsp; There are more quarrels than with us, and more
+threatenings than gentlemen are accustomed to exchange in any
+civilised society of which we have record: but farm-yard
+imitations have not as yet been imported from the Parliament of
+the United Kingdom.&nbsp; The feature in oratory which appears to
+be the most practised, and most relished, is the constant
+repetition of the same idea or shadow of an idea in fresh words;
+and the inquiry out of doors is not, &lsquo;What did he
+say?&rsquo; but, &lsquo;How long did he speak?&rsquo;&nbsp;
+These, however, are but enlargements of a principle which
+prevails elsewhere.</p>
+<p>The Senate is a dignified and decorous body, and its
+proceedings are conducted with much gravity and order.&nbsp; Both
+houses are handsomely carpeted; but the state to which these
+carpets are reduced by the universal disregard of the spittoon
+with which every honourable member is accommodated, and the
+extraordinary improvements on the pattern which are squirted and
+dabbled upon it in every direction, do not admit of being
+described.&nbsp; I will merely observe, that I strongly recommend
+all strangers not to look at the floor; and if they happen to
+drop anything, though it be their purse, not to pick it up with
+an ungloved hand on any account.</p>
+<p>It is somewhat remarkable too, at first, to say the least, to
+see so many honourable members with swelled faces; and it is
+scarcely less remarkable to discover that this appearance is
+caused by the quantity of tobacco they contrive to stow within
+the hollow of the cheek.&nbsp; It is strange enough too, to see
+an honourable gentleman leaning back in his tilted chair with his
+legs on the desk before him, shaping a convenient
+&lsquo;plug&rsquo; with his penknife, and when it is quite ready
+for use, shooting the old one from his mouth, as from a pop-gun,
+and clapping the new one in its place.</p>
+<p>I was surprised to observe that even steady old chewers of
+great experience, are not always good marksmen, which has rather
+inclined me to doubt that general proficiency with the rifle, of
+which we have heard so much in England.&nbsp; Several gentlemen
+called upon me who, in the course of conversation, frequently
+missed the spittoon at five paces; and one (but he was certainly
+short-sighted) mistook the closed sash for the open window, at
+three.&nbsp; On another occasion, when I dined out, and was
+sitting with two ladies and some gentlemen round a fire before
+dinner, one of the company fell short of the fireplace, six
+distinct times.&nbsp; I am disposed to think, however, that this
+was occasioned by his not aiming at that object; as there was a
+white marble hearth before the fender, which was more convenient,
+and may have suited his purpose better.</p>
+<p>The Patent Office at Washington, furnishes an extraordinary
+example of American enterprise and ingenuity; for the immense
+number of models it contains are the accumulated inventions of
+only five years; the whole of the previous collection having been
+destroyed by fire.&nbsp; The elegant structure in which they are
+arranged is one of design rather than execution, for there is but
+one side erected out of four, though the works are stopped.&nbsp;
+The Post Office is a very compact and very beautiful
+building.&nbsp; In one of the departments, among a collection of
+rare and curious articles, are deposited the presents which have
+been made from time to time to the American ambassadors at
+foreign courts by the various potentates to whom they were the
+accredited agents of the Republic; gifts which by the law they
+are not permitted to retain.&nbsp; I confess that I looked upon
+this as a very painful exhibition, and one by no means flattering
+to the national standard of honesty and honour.&nbsp; That can
+scarcely be a high state of moral feeling which imagines a
+gentleman of repute and station, likely to be corrupted, in the
+discharge of his duty, by the present of a snuff-box, or a
+richly-mounted sword, or an Eastern shawl; and surely the Nation
+who reposes confidence in her appointed servants, is likely to be
+better served, than she who makes them the subject of such very
+mean and paltry suspicions.</p>
+<p>At George Town, in the suburbs, there is a Jesuit College;
+delightfully situated, and, so far as I had an opportunity of
+seeing, well managed.&nbsp; Many persons who are not members of
+the Romish Church, avail themselves, I believe, of these
+institutions, and of the advantageous opportunities they afford
+for the education of their children.&nbsp; The heights of this
+neighbourhood, above the Potomac River, are very picturesque: and
+are free, I should conceive, from some of the insalubrities of
+Washington.&nbsp; The air, at that elevation, was quite cool and
+refreshing, when in the city it was burning hot.</p>
+<p>The President&rsquo;s mansion is more like an English
+club-house, both within and without, than any other kind of
+establishment with which I can compare it.&nbsp; The ornamental
+ground about it has been laid out in garden walks; they are
+pretty, and agreeable to the eye; though they have that
+uncomfortable air of having been made yesterday, which is far
+from favourable to the display of such beauties.</p>
+<p>My first visit to this house was on the morning after my
+arrival, when I was carried thither by an official gentleman, who
+was so kind as to charge himself with my presentation to the
+President.</p>
+<p>We entered a large hall, and having twice or thrice rung a
+bell which nobody answered, walked without further ceremony
+through the rooms on the ground floor, as divers other gentlemen
+(mostly with their hats on, and their hands in their pockets)
+were doing very leisurely.&nbsp; Some of these had ladies with
+them, to whom they were showing the premises; others were
+lounging on the chairs and sofas; others, in a perfect state of
+exhaustion from listlessness, were yawning drearily.&nbsp; The
+greater portion of this assemblage were rather asserting their
+supremacy than doing anything else, as they had no particular
+business there, that anybody knew of.&nbsp; A few were closely
+eyeing the movables, as if to make quite sure that the President
+(who was far from popular) had not made away with any of the
+furniture, or sold the fixtures for his private benefit.</p>
+<p>After glancing at these loungers; who were scattered over a
+pretty drawing-room, opening upon a terrace which commanded a
+beautiful prospect of the river and the adjacent country; and who
+were sauntering, too, about a larger state-room called the
+Eastern Drawing-room; we went up-stairs into another chamber,
+where were certain visitors, waiting for audiences.&nbsp; At
+sight of my conductor, a black in plain clothes and yellow
+slippers who was gliding noiselessly about, and whispering
+messages in the ears of the more impatient, made a sign of
+recognition, and glided off to announce him.</p>
+<p>We had previously looked into another chamber fitted all round
+with a great, bare, wooden desk or counter, whereon lay files of
+newspapers, to which sundry gentlemen were referring.&nbsp; But
+there were no such means of beguiling the time in this apartment,
+which was as unpromising and tiresome as any waiting-room in one
+of our public establishments, or any physician&rsquo;s
+dining-room during his hours of consultation at home.</p>
+<p>There were some fifteen or twenty persons in the room.&nbsp;
+One, a tall, wiry, muscular old man, from the west; sunburnt and
+swarthy; with a brown white hat on his knees, and a giant
+umbrella resting between his legs; who sat bolt upright in his
+chair, frowning steadily at the carpet, and twitching the hard
+lines about his mouth, as if he had made up his mind &lsquo;to
+fix&rsquo; the President on what he had to say, and
+wouldn&rsquo;t bate him a grain.&nbsp; Another, a Kentucky
+farmer, six-feet-six in height, with his hat on, and his hands
+under his coat-tails, who leaned against the wall and kicked the
+floor with his heel, as though he had Time&rsquo;s head under his
+shoe, and were literally &lsquo;killing&rsquo; him.&nbsp; A
+third, an oval-faced, bilious-looking man, with sleek black hair
+cropped close, and whiskers and beard shaved down to blue dots,
+who sucked the head of a thick stick, and from time to time took
+it out of his mouth, to see how it was getting on.&nbsp; A fourth
+did nothing but whistle.&nbsp; A fifth did nothing but
+spit.&nbsp; And indeed all these gentlemen were so very
+persevering and energetic in this latter particular, and bestowed
+their favours so abundantly upon the carpet, that I take it for
+granted the Presidential housemaids have high wages, or, to speak
+more genteelly, an ample amount of &lsquo;compensation:&rsquo;
+which is the American word for salary, in the case of all public
+servants.</p>
+<p>We had not waited in this room many minutes, before the black
+messenger returned, and conducted us into another of smaller
+dimensions, where, at a business-like table covered with papers,
+sat the President himself.&nbsp; He looked somewhat worn and
+anxious, and well he might; being at war with everybody&mdash;but
+the expression of his face was mild and pleasant, and his manner
+was remarkably unaffected, gentlemanly, and agreeable.&nbsp; I
+thought that in his whole carriage and demeanour, he became his
+station singularly well.</p>
+<p>Being advised that the sensible etiquette of the republican
+court admitted of a traveller, like myself, declining, without
+any impropriety, an invitation to dinner, which did not reach me
+until I had concluded my arrangements for leaving Washington some
+days before that to which it referred, I only returned to this
+house once.&nbsp; It was on the occasion of one of those general
+assemblies which are held on certain nights, between the hours of
+nine and twelve o&rsquo;clock, and are called, rather oddly,
+Levees.</p>
+<p>I went, with my wife, at about ten.&nbsp; There was a pretty
+dense crowd of carriages and people in the court-yard, and so far
+as I could make out, there were no very clear regulations for the
+taking up or setting down of company.&nbsp; There were certainly
+no policemen to soothe startled horses, either by sawing at their
+bridles or flourishing truncheons in their eyes; and I am ready
+to make oath that no inoffensive persons were knocked violently
+on the head, or poked acutely in their backs or stomachs; or
+brought to a standstill by any such gentle means, and then taken
+into custody for not moving on.&nbsp; But there was no confusion
+or disorder.&nbsp; Our carriage reached the porch in its turn,
+without any blustering, swearing, shouting, backing, or other
+disturbance: and we dismounted with as much ease and comfort as
+though we had been escorted by the whole Metropolitan Force from
+A to Z inclusive.</p>
+<p>The suite of rooms on the ground-floor were lighted up, and a
+military band was playing in the hall.&nbsp; In the smaller
+drawing-room, the centre of a circle of company, were the
+President and his daughter-in-law, who acted as the lady of the
+mansion; and a very interesting, graceful, and accomplished lady
+too.&nbsp; One gentleman who stood among this group, appeared to
+take upon himself the functions of a master of the
+ceremonies.&nbsp; I saw no other officers or attendants, and none
+were needed.</p>
+<p>The great drawing-room, which I have already mentioned, and
+the other chambers on the ground-floor, were crowded to
+excess.&nbsp; The company was not, in our sense of the term,
+select, for it comprehended persons of very many grades and
+classes; nor was there any great display of costly attire:
+indeed, some of the costumes may have been, for aught I know,
+grotesque enough.&nbsp; But the decorum and propriety of
+behaviour which prevailed, were unbroken by any rude or
+disagreeable incident; and every man, even among the
+miscellaneous crowd in the hall who were admitted without any
+orders or tickets to look on, appeared to feel that he was a part
+of the Institution, and was responsible for its preserving a
+becoming character, and appearing to the best advantage.</p>
+<p>That these visitors, too, whatever their station, were not
+without some refinement of taste and appreciation of intellectual
+gifts, and gratitude to those men who, by the peaceful exercise
+of great abilities, shed new charms and associations upon the
+homes of their countrymen, and elevate their character in other
+lands, was most earnestly testified by their reception of
+Washington Irving, my dear friend, who had recently been
+appointed Minister at the court of Spain, and who was among them
+that night, in his new character, for the first and last time
+before going abroad.&nbsp; I sincerely believe that in all the
+madness of American politics, few public men would have been so
+earnestly, devotedly, and affectionately caressed, as this most
+charming writer: and I have seldom respected a public assembly
+more, than I did this eager throng, when I saw them turning with
+one mind from noisy orators and officers of state, and flocking
+with a generous and honest impulse round the man of quiet
+pursuits: proud in his promotion as reflecting back upon their
+country: and grateful to him with their whole hearts for the
+store of graceful fancies he had poured out among them.&nbsp;
+Long may he dispense such treasures with unsparing hand; and long
+may they remember him as worthily!</p>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>The term we had assigned for the duration of our stay in
+Washington was now at an end, and we were to begin to travel; for
+the railroad distances we had traversed yet, in journeying among
+these older towns, are on that great continent looked upon as
+nothing.</p>
+<p>I had at first intended going South&mdash;to Charleston.&nbsp;
+But when I came to consider the length of time which this journey
+would occupy, and the premature heat of the season, which even at
+Washington had been often very trying; and weighed moreover, in
+my own mind, the pain of living in the constant contemplation of
+slavery, against the more than doubtful chances of my ever seeing
+it, in the time I had to spare, stripped of the disguises in
+which it would certainly be dressed, and so adding any item to
+the host of facts already heaped together on the subject; I began
+to listen to old whisperings which had often been present to me
+at home in England, when I little thought of ever being here; and
+to dream again of cities growing up, like palaces in fairy tales,
+among the wilds and forests of the west.</p>
+<p>The advice I received in most quarters when I began to yield
+to my desire of travelling towards that point of the compass was,
+according to custom, sufficiently cheerless: my companion being
+threatened with more perils, dangers, and discomforts, than I can
+remember or would catalogue if I could; but of which it will be
+sufficient to remark that blowings-up in steamboats and
+breakings-down in coaches were among the least.&nbsp; But, having
+a western route sketched out for me by the best and kindest
+authority to which I could have resorted, and putting no great
+faith in these discouragements, I soon determined on my plan of
+action.</p>
+<p>This was to travel south, only to Richmond in Virginia; and
+then to turn, and shape our course for the Far West; whither I
+beseech the reader&rsquo;s company, in a new chapter.</p>
+<h2><a name="page107"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+107</span>CHAPTER IX<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">A NIGHT STEAMER ON THE POTOMAC
+RIVER.&nbsp; VIRGINIA ROAD, AND A BLACK DRIVER.&nbsp;
+RICHMOND.&nbsp; BALTIMORE.&nbsp; THE HARRISBURG MAIL, AND A
+GLIMPSE OF THE CITY.&nbsp; A CANAL BOAT</span></h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">We</span> were to proceed in the first
+instance by steamboat; and as it is usual to sleep on board, in
+consequence of the starting-hour being four o&rsquo;clock in the
+morning, we went down to where she lay, at that very
+uncomfortable time for such expeditions when slippers are most
+valuable, and a familiar bed, in the perspective of an hour or
+two, looks uncommonly pleasant.</p>
+<p>It is ten o&rsquo;clock at night: say half-past ten:
+moonlight, warm, and dull enough.&nbsp; The steamer (not unlike a
+child&rsquo;s Noah&rsquo;s ark in form, with the machinery on the
+top of the roof) is riding lazily up and down, and bumping
+clumsily against the wooden pier, as the ripple of the river
+trifles with its unwieldy carcase.&nbsp; The wharf is some
+distance from the city.&nbsp; There is nobody down here; and one
+or two dull lamps upon the steamer&rsquo;s decks are the only
+signs of life remaining, when our coach has driven away.&nbsp; As
+soon as our footsteps are heard upon the planks, a fat negress,
+particularly favoured by nature in respect of bustle, emerges
+from some dark stairs, and marshals my wife towards the
+ladies&rsquo; cabin, to which retreat she goes, followed by a
+mighty bale of cloaks and great-coats.&nbsp; I valiantly resolve
+not to go to bed at all, but to walk up and down the pier till
+morning.</p>
+<p>I begin my promenade&mdash;thinking of all kinds of distant
+things and persons, and of nothing near&mdash;and pace up and
+down for half-an-hour.&nbsp; Then I go on board again; and
+getting into the light of one of the lamps, look at my watch and
+think it must have stopped; and wonder what has become of the
+faithful secretary whom I brought along with me from
+Boston.&nbsp; He is supping with our late landlord (a Field
+Marshal, at least, no doubt) in honour of our departure, and may
+be two hours longer.&nbsp; I walk again, but it gets duller and
+duller: the moon goes down: next June seems farther off in the
+dark, and the echoes of my footsteps make me nervous.&nbsp; It
+has turned cold too; and walking up and down without my companion
+in such lonely circumstances, is but poor amusement.&nbsp; So I
+break my staunch resolution, and think it may be, perhaps, as
+well to go to bed.</p>
+<p>I go on board again; open the door of the gentlemen&rsquo;s
+cabin and walk in.&nbsp; Somehow or other&mdash;from its being so
+quiet, I suppose&mdash;I have taken it into my head that there is
+nobody there.&nbsp; To my horror and amazement it is full of
+sleepers in every stage, shape, attitude, and variety of slumber:
+in the berths, on the chairs, on the floors, on the tables, and
+particularly round the stove, my detested enemy.&nbsp; I take
+another step forward, and slip on the shining face of a black
+steward, who lies rolled in a blanket on the floor.&nbsp; He
+jumps up, grins, half in pain and half in hospitality; whispers
+my own name in my ear; and groping among the sleepers, leads me
+to my berth.&nbsp; Standing beside it, I count these slumbering
+passengers, and get past forty.&nbsp; There is no use in going
+further, so I begin to undress.&nbsp; As the chairs are all
+occupied, and there is nothing else to put my clothes on, I
+deposit them upon the ground: not without soiling my hands, for
+it is in the same condition as the carpets in the Capitol, and
+from the same cause.&nbsp; Having but partially undressed, I
+clamber on my shelf, and hold the curtain open for a few minutes
+while I look round on all my fellow-travellers again.&nbsp; That
+done, I let it fall on them, and on the world: turn round: and go
+to sleep.</p>
+<p>I wake, of course, when we get under weigh, for there is a
+good deal of noise.&nbsp; The day is then just breaking.&nbsp;
+Everybody wakes at the same time.&nbsp; Some are self-possessed
+directly, and some are much perplexed to make out where they are
+until they have rubbed their eyes, and leaning on one elbow,
+looked about them.&nbsp; Some yawn, some groan, nearly all spit,
+and a few get up.&nbsp; I am among the risers: for it is easy to
+feel, without going into the fresh air, that the atmosphere of
+the cabin is vile in the last degree.&nbsp; I huddle on my
+clothes, go down into the fore-cabin, get shaved by the barber,
+and wash myself.&nbsp; The washing and dressing apparatus for the
+passengers generally, consists of two jack-towels, three small
+wooden basins, a keg of water and a ladle to serve it out with,
+six square inches of looking-glass, two ditto ditto of yellow
+soap, a comb and brush for the head, and nothing for the
+teeth.&nbsp; Everybody uses the comb and brush, except
+myself.&nbsp; Everybody stares to see me using my own; and two or
+three gentlemen are strongly disposed to banter me on my
+prejudices, but don&rsquo;t.&nbsp; When I have made my toilet, I
+go upon the hurricane-deck, and set in for two hours of hard
+walking up and down.&nbsp; The sun is rising brilliantly; we are
+passing Mount Vernon, where Washington lies buried; the river is
+wide and rapid; and its banks are beautiful.&nbsp; All the glory
+and splendour of the day are coming on, and growing brighter
+every minute.</p>
+<p>At eight o&rsquo;clock, we breakfast in the cabin where I
+passed the night, but the windows and doors are all thrown open,
+and now it is fresh enough.&nbsp; There is no hurry or greediness
+apparent in the despatch of the meal.&nbsp; It is longer than a
+travelling breakfast with us; more orderly, and more polite.</p>
+<p>Soon after nine o&rsquo;clock we come to Potomac Creek, where
+we are to land; and then comes the oddest part of the
+journey.&nbsp; Seven stage-coaches are preparing to carry us
+on.&nbsp; Some of them are ready, some of them are not
+ready.&nbsp; Some of the drivers are blacks, some whites.&nbsp;
+There are four horses to each coach, and all the horses,
+harnessed or unharnessed, are there.&nbsp; The passengers are
+getting out of the steamboat, and into the coaches; the luggage
+is being transferred in noisy wheelbarrows; the horses are
+frightened, and impatient to start; the black drivers are
+chattering to them like so many monkeys; and the white ones
+whooping like so many drovers: for the main thing to be done in
+all kinds of hostlering here, is to make as much noise as
+possible.&nbsp; The coaches are something like the French
+coaches, but not nearly so good.&nbsp; In lieu of springs, they
+are hung on bands of the strongest leather.&nbsp; There is very
+little choice or difference between them; and they may be likened
+to the car portion of the swings at an English fair, roofed, put
+upon axle-trees and wheels, and curtained with painted
+canvas.&nbsp; They are covered with mud from the roof to the
+wheel-tire, and have never been cleaned since they were first
+built.</p>
+<p>The tickets we have received on board the steamboat are marked
+No. 1, so we belong to coach No. 1.&nbsp; I throw my coat on the
+box, and hoist my wife and her maid into the inside.&nbsp; It has
+only one step, and that being about a yard from the ground, is
+usually approached by a chair: when there is no chair, ladies
+trust in Providence.&nbsp; The coach holds nine inside, having a
+seat across from door to door, where we in England put our legs:
+so that there is only one feat more difficult in the performance
+than getting in, and that is, getting out again.&nbsp; There is
+only one outside passenger, and he sits upon the box.&nbsp; As I
+am that one, I climb up; and while they are strapping the luggage
+on the roof, and heaping it into a kind of tray behind, have a
+good opportunity of looking at the driver.</p>
+<p>He is a negro&mdash;very black indeed.&nbsp; He is dressed in
+a coarse pepper-and-salt suit excessively patched and darned
+(particularly at the knees), grey stockings, enormous unblacked
+high-low shoes, and very short trousers.&nbsp; He has two odd
+gloves: one of parti-coloured worsted, and one of leather.&nbsp;
+He has a very short whip, broken in the middle and bandaged up
+with string.&nbsp; And yet he wears a low-crowned, broad-brimmed,
+black hat: faintly shadowing forth a kind of insane imitation of
+an English coachman!&nbsp; But somebody in authority cries
+&lsquo;Go ahead!&rsquo; as I am making these observations.&nbsp;
+The mail takes the lead in a four-horse waggon, and all the
+coaches follow in procession: headed by No. 1.</p>
+<p>By the way, whenever an Englishman would cry &lsquo;All
+right!&rsquo; an American cries &lsquo;Go ahead!&rsquo; which is
+somewhat expressive of the national character of the two
+countries.</p>
+<p>The first half-mile of the road is over bridges made of loose
+planks laid across two parallel poles, which tilt up as the
+wheels roll over them; and <span class="smcap">in</span> the
+river.&nbsp; The river has a clayey bottom and is full of holes,
+so that half a horse is constantly disappearing unexpectedly, and
+can&rsquo;t be found again for some time.</p>
+<p>But we get past even this, and come to the road itself, which
+is a series of alternate swamps and gravel-pits.&nbsp; A
+tremendous place is close before us, the black driver rolls his
+eyes, screws his mouth up very round, and looks straight between
+the two leaders, as if he were saying to himself, &lsquo;We have
+done this often before, but <i>now</i> I think we shall have a
+crash.&rsquo;&nbsp; He takes a rein in each hand; jerks and pulls
+at both; and dances on the splashboard with both feet (keeping
+his seat, of course) like the late lamented Ducrow on two of his
+fiery coursers.&nbsp; We come to the spot, sink down in the mire
+nearly to the coach windows, tilt on one side at an angle of
+forty-five degrees, and stick there.&nbsp; The insides scream
+dismally; the coach stops; the horses flounder; all the other six
+coaches stop; and their four-and-twenty horses flounder likewise:
+but merely for company, and in sympathy with ours.&nbsp; Then the
+following circumstances occur.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Black Driver</span> (to the horses).&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Hi!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Nothing happens.&nbsp; Insides scream again.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Black Driver</span> (to the horses).&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Ho!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Horses plunge, and splash the black driver.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentleman inside</span> (looking
+out).&nbsp; &lsquo;Why, what on airth&mdash;&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Gentleman receives a variety of splashes and draws his head in
+again, without finishing his question or waiting for an
+answer.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Black Driver</span> (still to the
+horses).&nbsp; &lsquo;Jiddy!&nbsp; Jiddy!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Horses pull violently, drag the coach out of the hole, and
+draw it up a bank; so steep, that the black driver&rsquo;s legs
+fly up into the air, and he goes back among the luggage on the
+roof.&nbsp; But he immediately recovers himself, and cries (still
+to the horses),</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Pill!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>No effect.&nbsp; On the contrary, the coach begins to roll
+back upon No. 2, which rolls back upon No. 3, which rolls back
+upon No. 4, and so on, until No. 7 is heard to curse and swear,
+nearly a quarter of a mile behind.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Black Driver</span> (louder than
+before).&nbsp; &lsquo;Pill!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Horses make another struggle to get up the bank, and again the
+coach rolls backward.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Black Driver</span> (louder than
+before).&nbsp; &lsquo;Pe-e-e-ill!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Horses make a desperate struggle.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Black Driver</span> (recovering
+spirits).&nbsp; &lsquo;Hi, Jiddy, Jiddy, Pill!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Horses make another effort.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Black Driver</span> (with great
+vigour).&nbsp; &lsquo;Ally Loo!&nbsp; Hi.&nbsp; Jiddy,
+Jiddy.&nbsp; Pill.&nbsp; Ally Loo!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Horses almost do it.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Black Driver</span> (with his eyes
+starting out of his head).&nbsp; &lsquo;Lee, den.&nbsp; Lee,
+dere.&nbsp; Hi.&nbsp; Jiddy, Jiddy.&nbsp; Pill.&nbsp; Ally
+Loo.&nbsp; Lee-e-e-e-e!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>They run up the bank, and go down again on the other side at a
+fearful pace.&nbsp; It is impossible to stop them, and at the
+bottom there is a deep hollow, full of water.&nbsp; The coach
+rolls frightfully.&nbsp; The insides scream.&nbsp; The mud and
+water fly about us.&nbsp; The black driver dances like a
+madman.&nbsp; Suddenly we are all right by some extraordinary
+means, and stop to breathe.</p>
+<p>A black friend of the black driver is sitting on a
+fence.&nbsp; The black driver recognises him by twirling his head
+round and round like a harlequin, rolling his eyes, shrugging his
+shoulders, and grinning from ear to ear.&nbsp; He stops short,
+turns to me, and says:</p>
+<p>&lsquo;We shall get you through sa, like a fiddle, and hope a
+please you when we get you through sa.&nbsp; Old &lsquo;ooman at
+home sa:&rsquo; chuckling very much.&nbsp; &lsquo;Outside
+gentleman sa, he often remember old &lsquo;ooman at home
+sa,&rsquo; grinning again.</p>
+<p><a name="page112"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+112</span>&lsquo;Ay ay, we&rsquo;ll take care of the old
+woman.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t be afraid.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>The black driver grins again, but there is another hole, and
+beyond that, another bank, close before us.&nbsp; So he stops
+short: cries (to the horses again) &lsquo;Easy.&nbsp; Easy
+den.&nbsp; Ease.&nbsp; Steady.&nbsp; Hi.&nbsp; Jiddy.&nbsp;
+Pill.&nbsp; Ally.&nbsp; Loo,&rsquo; but never &lsquo;Lee!&rsquo;
+until we are reduced to the very last extremity, and are in the
+midst of difficulties, extrication from which appears to be all
+but impossible.</p>
+<p>And so we do the ten miles or thereabouts in two hours and a
+half; breaking no bones, though bruising a great many; and in
+short getting through the distance, &lsquo;like a
+fiddle.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>This singular kind of coaching terminates at Fredericksburgh,
+whence there is a railway to Richmond.&nbsp; The tract of country
+through which it takes its course was once productive; but the
+soil has been exhausted by the system of employing a great amount
+of slave labour in forcing crops, without strengthening the land:
+and it is now little better than a sandy desert overgrown with
+trees.&nbsp; Dreary and uninteresting as its aspect is, I was
+glad to the heart to find anything on which one of the curses of
+this horrible institution has fallen; and had greater pleasure in
+contemplating the withered ground, than the richest and most
+thriving cultivation in the same place could possibly have
+afforded me.</p>
+<p>In this district, as in all others where slavery sits
+brooding, (I have frequently heard this admitted, even by those
+who are its warmest advocates:) there is an air of ruin and decay
+abroad, which is inseparable from the system.&nbsp; The barns and
+outhouses are mouldering away; the sheds are patched and half
+roofless; the log cabins (built in Virginia with external
+chimneys made of clay or wood) are squalid in the last
+degree.&nbsp; There is no look of decent comfort anywhere.&nbsp;
+The miserable stations by the railway side, the great wild
+wood-yards, whence the engine is supplied with fuel; the negro
+children rolling on the ground before the cabin doors, with dogs
+and pigs; the biped beasts of burden slinking past: gloom and
+dejection are upon them all.</p>
+<p>In the negro car belonging to the train in which we made this
+journey, were a mother and her children who had just been
+purchased; the husband and father being left behind with their
+old owner.&nbsp; The children cried the whole way, and the mother
+was misery&rsquo;s picture.&nbsp; The champion of Life, Liberty,
+and the Pursuit of Happiness, who had bought them, rode in the
+same train; and, every time we stopped, got down to see that they
+were safe.&nbsp; The black in Sinbad&rsquo;s Travels with one eye
+in the middle of his forehead which shone like a burning coal,
+was nature&rsquo;s aristocrat compared with this white
+gentleman.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/p112b.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Black and White"
+title=
+"Black and White"
+src="images/p112s.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p>It was between six and seven o&rsquo;clock in the evening,
+when we drove to the hotel: in front of which, and on the top of
+the broad flight of steps leading to the door, two or three
+citizens were balancing themselves on rocking-chairs, and smoking
+cigars.&nbsp; We found it a very large and elegant establishment,
+and were as well entertained as travellers need desire to
+be.&nbsp; The climate being a thirsty one, there was never, at
+any hour of the day, a scarcity of loungers in the spacious bar,
+or a cessation of the mixing of cool liquors: but they were a
+merrier people here, and had musical instruments playing to them
+o&rsquo; nights, which it was a treat to hear again.</p>
+<p>The next day, and the next, we rode and walked about the town,
+which is delightfully situated on eight hills, overhanging James
+River; a sparkling stream, studded here and there with bright
+islands, or brawling over broken rocks.&nbsp; Although it was yet
+but the middle of March, the weather in this southern temperature
+was extremely warm; the peech-trees and magnolias were in full
+bloom; and the trees were green.&nbsp; In a low ground among the
+hills, is a valley known as &lsquo;Bloody Run,&rsquo; from a
+terrible conflict with the Indians which once occurred
+there.&nbsp; It is a good place for such a struggle, and, like
+every other spot I saw associated with any legend of that wild
+people now so rapidly fading from the earth, interested me very
+much.</p>
+<p>The city is the seat of the local parliament of Virginia; and
+in its shady legislative halls, some orators were drowsily
+holding forth to the hot noon day.&nbsp; By dint of constant
+repetition, however, these constitutional sights had very little
+more interest for me than so many parochial vestries; and I was
+glad to exchange this one for a lounge in a well-arranged public
+library of some ten thousand volumes, and a visit to a tobacco
+manufactory, where the workmen are all slaves.</p>
+<p>I saw in this place the whole process of picking, rolling,
+pressing, drying, packing in casks, and branding.&nbsp; All the
+tobacco thus dealt with, was in course of manufacture for
+chewing; and one would have supposed there was enough in that one
+storehouse to have filled even the comprehensive jaws of
+America.&nbsp; In this form, the weed looks like the oil-cake on
+which we fatten cattle; and even without reference to its
+consequences, is sufficiently uninviting.</p>
+<p>Many of the workmen appeared to be strong men, and it is
+hardly necessary to add that they were all labouring quietly,
+then.&nbsp; After two o&rsquo;clock in the day, they are allowed
+to sing, a certain number at a time.&nbsp; The hour striking
+while I was there, some twenty sang a hymn in parts, and sang it
+by no means ill; pursuing their work meanwhile.&nbsp; A bell rang
+as I was about to leave, and they all poured forth into a
+building on the opposite side of the street to dinner.&nbsp; I
+said several times that I should like to see them at their meal;
+but as the gentleman to whom I mentioned this desire appeared to
+be suddenly taken rather deaf, I did not pursue the
+request.&nbsp; Of their appearance I shall have something to say,
+presently.</p>
+<p>On the following day, I visited a plantation or farm, of about
+twelve hundred acres, on the opposite bank of the river.&nbsp;
+Here again, although I went down with the owner of the estate, to
+&lsquo;the quarter,&rsquo; as that part of it in which the slaves
+live is called, I was not invited to enter into any of their
+huts.&nbsp; All I saw of them, was, that they were very crazy,
+wretched cabins, near to which groups of half-naked children
+basked in the sun, or wallowed on the dusty ground.&nbsp; But I
+believe that this gentleman is a considerate and excellent
+master, who inherited his fifty slaves, and is neither a buyer
+nor a seller of human stock; and I am sure, from my own
+observation and conviction, that he is a kind-hearted, worthy
+man.</p>
+<p>The planter&rsquo;s house was an airy, rustic dwelling, that
+brought Defoe&rsquo;s description of such places strongly to my
+recollection.&nbsp; The day was very warm, but the blinds being
+all closed, and the windows and doors set wide open, a shady
+coolness rustled through the rooms, which was exquisitely
+refreshing after the glare and heat without.&nbsp; Before the
+windows was an open piazza, where, in what they call the hot
+weather&mdash;whatever that may be&mdash;they sling hammocks, and
+drink and doze luxuriously.&nbsp; I do not know how their cool
+rejections may taste within the hammocks, but, having experience,
+I can report that, out of them, the mounds of ices and the bowls
+of mint-julep and sherry-cobbler they make in these latitudes,
+are refreshments never to be thought of afterwards, in summer, by
+those who would preserve contented minds.</p>
+<p>There are two bridges across the river: one belongs to the
+railroad, and the other, which is a very crazy affair, is the
+private property of some old lady in the neighbourhood, who
+levies tolls upon the townspeople.&nbsp; Crossing this bridge, on
+my way back, I saw a notice painted on the gate, cautioning all
+persons to drive slowly: under a penalty, if the offender were a
+white man, of five dollars; if a negro, fifteen stripes.</p>
+<p>The same decay and gloom that overhang the way by which it is
+approached, hover above the town of Richmond.&nbsp; There are
+pretty villas and cheerful houses in its streets, and Nature
+smiles upon the country round; but jostling its handsome
+residences, like slavery itself going hand in hand with many
+lofty virtues, are deplorable tenements, fences unrepaired, walls
+crumbling into ruinous heaps.&nbsp; Hinting gloomily at things
+below the surface, these, and many other tokens of the same
+description, force themselves upon the notice, and are remembered
+with depressing influence, when livelier features are
+forgotten.</p>
+<p>To those who are happily unaccustomed to them, the
+countenances in the streets and labouring-places, too, are
+shocking.&nbsp; All men who know that there are laws against
+instructing slaves, of which the pains and penalties greatly
+exceed in their amount the fines imposed on those who maim and
+torture them, must be prepared to find their faces very low in
+the scale of intellectual expression.&nbsp; But the
+darkness&mdash;not of skin, but mind&mdash;which meets the
+stranger&rsquo;s eye at every turn; the brutalizing and blotting
+out of all fairer characters traced by Nature&rsquo;s hand;
+immeasurably outdo his worst belief.&nbsp; That travelled
+creation of the great satirist&rsquo;s brain, who fresh from
+living among horses, peered from a high casement down upon his
+own kind with trembling horror, was scarcely more repelled and
+daunted by the sight, than those who look upon some of these
+faces for the first time must surely be.</p>
+<p>I left the last of them behind me in the person of a wretched
+drudge, who, after running to and fro all day till midnight, and
+moping in his stealthy winks of sleep upon the stairs
+betweenwhiles, was washing the dark passages at four
+o&rsquo;clock in the morning; and went upon my way with a
+grateful heart that I was not doomed to live where slavery was,
+and had never had my senses blunted to its wrongs and horrors in
+a slave-rocked cradle.</p>
+<p>It had been my intention to proceed by James River and
+Chesapeake Bay to Baltimore; but one of the steamboats being
+absent from her station through some accident, and the means of
+conveyance being consequently rendered uncertain, we returned to
+Washington by the way we had come (there were two constables on
+board the steamboat, in pursuit of runaway slaves), and halting
+there again for one night, went on to Baltimore next
+afternoon.</p>
+<p>The most comfortable of all the hotels of which I had any
+experience in the United States, and they were not a few, is
+Barnum&rsquo;s, in that city: where the English traveller will
+find curtains to his bed, for the first and probably the last
+time in America (this is a disinterested remark, for I never use
+them); and where he will be likely to have enough water for
+washing himself, which is not at all a common case.</p>
+<p>This capital of the state of Maryland is a bustling, busy
+town, with a great deal of traffic of various kinds, and in
+particular of water commerce.&nbsp; That portion of the town
+which it most favours is none of the cleanest, it is true; but
+the upper part is of a very different character, and has many
+agreeable streets and public buildings.&nbsp; The Washington
+Monument, which is a handsome pillar with a statue on its summit;
+the Medical College; and the Battle Monument in memory of an
+engagement with the British at North Point; are the most
+conspicuous among them.</p>
+<p>There is a very good prison in this city, and the State
+Penitentiary is also among its institutions.&nbsp; In this latter
+establishment there were two curious cases.</p>
+<p>One was that of a young man, who had been tried for the murder
+of his father.&nbsp; The evidence was entirely circumstantial,
+and was very conflicting and doubtful; nor was it possible to
+assign any motive which could have tempted him to the commission
+of so tremendous a crime.&nbsp; He had been tried twice; and on
+the second occasion the jury felt so much hesitation in
+convicting him, that they found a verdict of manslaughter, or
+murder in the second degree; which it could not possibly be, as
+there had, beyond all doubt, been no quarrel or provocation, and
+if he were guilty at all, he was unquestionably guilty of murder
+in its broadest and worst signification.</p>
+<p>The remarkable feature in the case was, that if the
+unfortunate deceased were not really murdered by this own son of
+his, he must have been murdered by his own brother.&nbsp; The
+evidence lay in a most remarkable manner, between those
+two.&nbsp; On all the suspicious points, the dead man&rsquo;s
+brother was the witness: all the explanations for the prisoner
+(some of them extremely plausible) went, by construction and
+inference, to inculcate him as plotting to fix the guilt upon his
+nephew.&nbsp; It must have been one of them: and the jury had to
+decide between two sets of suspicions, almost equally unnatural,
+unaccountable, and strange.</p>
+<p>The other case, was that of a man who once went to a certain
+distiller&rsquo;s and stole a copper measure containing a
+quantity of liquor.&nbsp; He was pursued and taken with the
+property in his possession, and was sentenced to two years&rsquo;
+imprisonment.&nbsp; On coming out of the jail, at the expiration
+of that term, he went back to the same distiller&rsquo;s, and
+stole the same copper measure containing the same quantity of
+liquor.&nbsp; There was not the slightest reason to suppose that
+the man wished to return to prison: indeed everything, but the
+commission of the offence, made directly against that
+assumption.&nbsp; There are only two ways of accounting for this
+extraordinary proceeding.&nbsp; One is, that after undergoing so
+much for this copper measure he conceived he had established a
+sort of claim and right to it.&nbsp; The other that, by dint of
+long thinking about, it had become a monomania with him, and had
+acquired a fascination which he found it impossible to resist;
+swelling from an Earthly Copper Gallon into an Ethereal Golden
+Vat.</p>
+<p>After remaining here a couple of days I bound myself to a
+rigid adherence to the plan I had laid down so recently, and
+resolved to set forward on our western journey without any more
+delay.&nbsp; Accordingly, having reduced the luggage within the
+smallest possible compass (by sending back to New York, to be
+afterwards forwarded to us in Canada, so much of it as was not
+absolutely wanted); and having procured the necessary credentials
+to banking-houses on the way; and having moreover looked for two
+evenings at the setting sun, with as well-defined an idea of the
+country before us as if we had been going to travel into the very
+centre of that planet; we left Baltimore by another railway at
+half-past eight in the morning, and reached the town of York,
+some sixty miles off, by the early dinner-time of the Hotel which
+was the starting-place of the four-horse coach, wherein we were
+to proceed to Harrisburg.</p>
+<p>This conveyance, the box of which I was fortunate enough to
+secure, had come down to meet us at the railroad station, and was
+as muddy and cumbersome as usual.&nbsp; As more passengers were
+waiting for us at the inn-door, the coachman observed under his
+breath, in the usual self-communicative voice, looking the while
+at his mouldy harness as if it were to that he was addressing
+himself,</p>
+<p>&lsquo;I expect we shall want <i>the big</i> coach.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>I could not help wondering within myself what the size of this
+big coach might be, and how many persons it might be designed to
+hold; for the vehicle which was too small for our purpose was
+something larger than two English heavy night coaches, and might
+have been the twin-brother of a French Diligence.&nbsp; My
+speculations were speedily set at rest, however, for as soon as
+we had dined, there came rumbling up the street, shaking its
+sides like a corpulent giant, a kind of barge on wheels.&nbsp;
+After much blundering and backing, it stopped at the door:
+rolling heavily from side to side when its other motion had
+ceased, as if it had taken cold in its damp stable, and between
+that, and the having been required in its dropsical old age to
+move at any faster pace than a walk, were distressed by shortness
+of wind.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;If here ain&rsquo;t the Harrisburg mail at last, and
+dreadful bright and smart to look at too,&rsquo; cried an elderly
+gentleman in some excitement, &lsquo;darn my mother!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>I don&rsquo;t know what the sensation of being darned may be,
+or whether a man&rsquo;s mother has a keener relish or disrelish
+of the process than anybody else; but if the endurance of this
+mysterious ceremony by the old lady in question had depended on
+the accuracy of her son&rsquo;s vision in respect to the abstract
+brightness and smartness of the Harrisburg mail, she would
+certainly have undergone its infliction.&nbsp; However, they
+booked twelve people inside; and the luggage (including such
+trifles as a large rocking-chair, and a good-sized dining-table)
+being at length made fast upon the roof, we started off in great
+state.</p>
+<p>At the door of another hotel, there was another passenger to
+be taken up.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Any room, sir?&rsquo; cries the new passenger to the
+coachman.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Well, there&rsquo;s room enough,&rsquo; replies the
+coachman, without getting down, or even looking at him.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;There an&rsquo;t no room at all, sir,&rsquo; bawls a
+gentleman inside.&nbsp; Which another gentleman (also inside)
+confirms, by predicting that the attempt to introduce any more
+passengers &lsquo;won&rsquo;t fit nohow.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>The new passenger, without any expression of anxiety, looks
+into the coach, and then looks up at the coachman: &lsquo;Now,
+how do you mean to fix it?&rsquo; says he, after a pause:
+&lsquo;for I <i>must</i> go.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>The coachman employs himself in twisting the lash of his whip
+into a knot, and takes no more notice of the question: clearly
+signifying that it is anybody&rsquo;s business but his, and that
+the passengers would do well to fix it, among themselves.&nbsp;
+In this state of things, matters seem to be approximating to a
+fix of another kind, when another inside passenger in a corner,
+who is nearly suffocated, cries faintly, &lsquo;I&rsquo;ll get
+out.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>This is no matter of relief or self-congratulation to the
+driver, for his immovable philosophy is perfectly undisturbed by
+anything that happens in the coach.&nbsp; Of all things in the
+world, the coach would seem to be the very last upon his
+mind.&nbsp; The exchange is made, however, and then the passenger
+who has given up his seat makes a third upon the box, seating
+himself in what he calls the middle; that is, with half his
+person on my legs, and the other half on the driver&rsquo;s.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Go a-head, cap&rsquo;en,&rsquo; cries the colonel, who
+directs.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;G&#335;-l&#257;ng!&rsquo; cries the cap&rsquo;en to his
+company, the horses, and away we go.</p>
+<p>We took up at a rural bar-room, after we had gone a few miles,
+an intoxicated gentleman who climbed upon the roof among the
+luggage, and subsequently slipping off without hurting himself,
+was seen in the distant perspective reeling back to the grog-shop
+where we had found him.&nbsp; We also parted with more of our
+freight at different times, so that when we came to change
+horses, I was again alone outside.</p>
+<p>The coachmen always change with the horses, and are usually as
+dirty as the coach.&nbsp; The first was dressed like a very
+shabby English baker; the second like a Russian peasant: for he
+wore a loose purple camlet robe, with a fur collar, tied round
+his waist with a parti-coloured worsted sash; grey trousers;
+light blue gloves: and a cap of bearskin.&nbsp; It had by this
+time come on to rain very heavily, and there was a cold damp mist
+besides, which penetrated to the skin.&nbsp; I was glad to take
+advantage of a stoppage and get down to stretch my legs, shake
+the water off my great-coat, and swallow the usual
+anti-temperance recipe for keeping out the cold.</p>
+<p>When I mounted to my seat again, I observed a new parcel lying
+on the coach roof, which I took to be a rather large fiddle in a
+brown bag.&nbsp; In the course of a few miles, however, I
+discovered that it had a glazed cap at one end and a pair of
+muddy shoes at the other and further observation demonstrated it
+to be a small boy in a snuff-coloured coat, with his arms quite
+pinioned to his sides, by deep forcing into his pockets.&nbsp; He
+was, I presume, a relative or friend of the coachman&rsquo;s, as
+he lay a-top of the luggage with his face towards the rain; and
+except when a change of position brought his shoes in contact
+with my hat, he appeared to be asleep.&nbsp; At last, on some
+occasion of our stopping, this thing slowly upreared itself to
+the height of three feet six, and fixing its eyes on me, observed
+in piping accents, with a complaisant yawn, half quenched in an
+obliging air of friendly patronage, &lsquo;Well now, stranger, I
+guess you find this a&rsquo;most like an English arternoon,
+hey?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>The scenery, which had been tame enough at first, was, for the
+last ten or twelve miles, beautiful.&nbsp; Our road wound through
+the pleasant valley of the Susquehanna; the river, dotted with
+innumerable green islands, lay upon our right; and on the left, a
+steep ascent, craggy with broken rock, and dark with pine
+trees.&nbsp; The mist, wreathing itself into a hundred fantastic
+shapes, moved solemnly upon the water; and the gloom of evening
+gave to all an air of mystery and silence which greatly enhanced
+its natural interest.</p>
+<p>We crossed this river by a wooden bridge, roofed and covered
+in on all sides, and nearly a mile in length.&nbsp; It was
+profoundly dark; perplexed, with great beams, crossing and
+recrossing it at every possible angle; and through the broad
+chinks and crevices in the floor, the rapid river gleamed, far
+down below, like a legion of eyes.&nbsp; We had no lamps; and as
+the horses stumbled and floundered through this place, towards
+the distant speck of dying light, it seemed interminable.&nbsp; I
+really could not at first persuade myself as we rumbled heavily
+on, filling the bridge with hollow noises, and I held down my
+head to save it from the rafters above, but that I was in a
+painful dream; for I have often dreamed of toiling through such
+places, and as often argued, even at the time, &lsquo;this cannot
+be reality.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>At length, however, we emerged upon the streets of Harrisburg,
+whose feeble lights, reflected dismally from the wet ground, did
+not shine out upon a very cheerful city.&nbsp; We were soon
+established in a snug hotel, which though smaller and far less
+splendid than many we put up at, it raised above them all in my
+remembrance, by having for its landlord the most obliging,
+considerate, and gentlemanly person I ever had to deal with.</p>
+<p>As we were not to proceed upon our journey until the
+afternoon, I walked out, after breakfast the next morning, to
+look about me; and was duly shown a model prison on the solitary
+system, just erected, and as yet without an inmate; the trunk of
+an old tree to which Harris, the first settler here (afterwards
+buried under it), was tied by hostile Indians, with his funeral
+pile about him, when he was saved by the timely appearance of a
+friendly party on the opposite shore of the river; the local
+legislature (for there was another of those bodies here again, in
+full debate); and the other curiosities of the town.</p>
+<p>I was very much interested in looking over a number of
+treaties made from time to time with the poor Indians, signed by
+the different chiefs at the period of their ratification, and
+preserved in the office of the Secretary to the
+Commonwealth.&nbsp; These signatures, traced of course by their
+own hands, are rough drawings of the creatures or weapons they
+were called after.&nbsp; Thus, the Great Turtle makes a crooked
+pen-and-ink outline of a great turtle; the Buffalo sketches a
+buffalo; the War Hatchet sets a rough image of that weapon for
+his mark.&nbsp; So with the Arrow, the Fish, the Scalp, the Big
+Canoe, and all of them.</p>
+<p>I could not but think&mdash;as I looked at these feeble and
+tremulous productions of hands which could draw the longest arrow
+to the head in a stout elk-horn bow, or split a bead or feather
+with a rifle-ball&mdash;of Crabbe&rsquo;s musings over the Parish
+Register, and the irregular scratches made with a pen, by men who
+would plough a lengthy furrow straight from end to end.&nbsp; Nor
+could I help bestowing many sorrowful thoughts upon the simple
+warriors whose hands and hearts were set there, in all truth and
+honesty; and who only learned in course of time from white men
+how to break their faith, and quibble out of forms and
+bonds.&nbsp; I wonder, too, how many times the credulous Big
+Turtle, or trusting Little Hatchet, had put his mark to treaties
+which were falsely read to him; and had signed away, he knew not
+what, until it went and cast him loose upon the new possessors of
+the land, a savage indeed.</p>
+<p>Our host announced, before our early dinner, that some members
+of the legislative body proposed to do us the honour of
+calling.&nbsp; He had kindly yielded up to us his wife&rsquo;s
+own little parlour, and when I begged that he would show them in,
+I saw him look with painful apprehension at its pretty carpet;
+though, being otherwise occupied at the time, the cause of his
+uneasiness did not occur to me.</p>
+<p>It certainly would have been more pleasant to all parties
+concerned, and would not, I think, have compromised their
+independence in any material degree, if some of these gentlemen
+had not only yielded to the prejudice in favour of spittoons, but
+had abandoned themselves, for the moment, even to the
+conventional absurdity of pocket-handkerchiefs.</p>
+<p>It still continued to rain heavily, and when we went down to
+the Canal Boat (for that was the mode of conveyance by which we
+were to proceed) after dinner, the weather was as unpromising and
+obstinately wet as one would desire to see.&nbsp; Nor was the
+sight of this canal boat, in which we were to spend three or four
+days, by any means a cheerful one; as it involved some uneasy
+speculations concerning the disposal of the passengers at night,
+and opened a wide field of inquiry touching the other domestic
+arrangements of the establishment, which was sufficiently
+disconcerting.</p>
+<p>However, there it was&mdash;a barge with a little house in it,
+viewed from the outside; and a caravan at a fair, viewed from
+within: the gentlemen being accommodated, as the spectators
+usually are, in one of those locomotive museums of penny wonders;
+and the ladies being partitioned off by a red curtain, after the
+manner of the dwarfs and giants in the same establishments, whose
+private lives are passed in rather close exclusiveness.</p>
+<p>We sat here, looking silently at the row of little tables,
+which extended down both sides of the cabin, and listening to the
+rain as it dripped and pattered on the boat, and plashed with a
+dismal merriment in the water, until the arrival of the railway
+train, for whose final contribution to our stock of passengers,
+our departure was alone deferred.&nbsp; It brought a great many
+boxes, which were bumped and tossed upon the roof, almost as
+painfully as if they had been deposited on one&rsquo;s own head,
+without the intervention of a porter&rsquo;s knot; and several
+damp gentlemen, whose clothes, on their drawing round the stove,
+began to steam again.&nbsp; No doubt it would have been a thought
+more comfortable if the driving rain, which now poured down more
+soakingly than ever, had admitted of a window being opened, or if
+our number had been something less than thirty; but there was
+scarcely time to think as much, when a train of three horses was
+attached to the tow-rope, the boy upon the leader smacked his
+whip, the rudder creaked and groaned complainingly, and we had
+begun our journey.</p>
+<h2><a name="page121"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+121</span>CHAPTER X<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">SOME FURTHER ACCOUNT OF THE CANAL BOAT,
+ITS DOMESTIC ECONOMY, AND ITS PASSENGERS.&nbsp; JOURNEY TO
+PITTSBURG ACROSS THE ALLEGHANY MOUNTAINS.&nbsp;
+PITTSBURG</span></h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">As</span> it continued to rain most
+perseveringly, we all remained below: the damp gentlemen round
+the stove, gradually becoming mildewed by the action of the fire;
+and the dry gentlemen lying at full length upon the seats, or
+slumbering uneasily with their faces on the tables, or walking up
+and down the cabin, which it was barely possible for a man of the
+middle height to do, without making bald places on his head by
+scraping it against the roof.&nbsp; At about six o&rsquo;clock,
+all the small tables were put together to form one long table,
+and everybody sat down to tea, coffee, bread, butter, salmon,
+shad, liver, steaks, potatoes, pickles, ham, chops,
+black-puddings, and sausages.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Will you try,&rsquo; said my opposite neighbour,
+handing me a dish of potatoes, broken up in milk and butter,
+&lsquo;will you try some of these fixings?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>There are few words which perform such various duties as this
+word &lsquo;fix.&rsquo;&nbsp; It is the Caleb Quotem of the
+American vocabulary.&nbsp; You call upon a gentleman in a country
+town, and his help informs you that he is &lsquo;fixing
+himself&rsquo; just now, but will be down directly: by which you
+are to understand that he is dressing.&nbsp; You inquire, on
+board a steamboat, of a fellow-passenger, whether breakfast will
+be ready soon, and he tells you he should think so, for when he
+was last below, they were &lsquo;fixing the tables:&rsquo; in
+other words, laying the cloth.&nbsp; You beg a porter to collect
+your luggage, and he entreats you not to be uneasy, for
+he&rsquo;ll &lsquo;fix it presently:&rsquo; and if you complain
+of indisposition, you are advised to have recourse to Doctor
+So-and-so, who will &lsquo;fix you&rsquo; in no time.</p>
+<p>One night, I ordered a bottle of mulled wine at an hotel where
+I was staying, and waited a long time for it; at length it was
+put upon the table with an apology from the landlord that he
+feared it wasn&rsquo;t &lsquo;fixed properly.&rsquo;&nbsp; And I
+recollect once, at a stage-coach dinner, overhearing a very stern
+gentleman demand of a waiter who presented him with a plate of
+underdone roast-beef, &lsquo;whether he called <i>that</i>,
+fixing God A&rsquo;mighty&rsquo;s vittles?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>There is no doubt that the meal, at which the invitation was
+tendered to me which has occasioned this digression, was disposed
+of somewhat ravenously; and that the gentlemen thrust the
+broad-bladed knives and the two-pronged forks further down their
+throats than I ever saw the same weapons go before, except in the
+hands of a skilful juggler: but no man sat down until the ladies
+were seated; or omitted any little act of politeness which could
+contribute to their comfort.&nbsp; Nor did I ever once, on any
+occasion, anywhere, during my rambles in America, see a woman
+exposed to the slightest act of rudeness, incivility, or even
+inattention.</p>
+<p>By the time the meal was over, the rain, which seemed to have
+worn itself out by coming down so fast, was nearly over too; and
+it became feasible to go on deck: which was a great relief,
+notwithstanding its being a very small deck, and being rendered
+still smaller by the luggage, which was heaped together in the
+middle under a tarpaulin covering; leaving, on either side, a
+path so narrow, that it became a science to walk to and fro
+without tumbling overboard into the canal.&nbsp; It was somewhat
+embarrassing at first, too, to have to duck nimbly every five
+minutes whenever the man at the helm cried &lsquo;Bridge!&rsquo;
+and sometimes, when the cry was &lsquo;Low Bridge,&rsquo; to lie
+down nearly flat.&nbsp; But custom familiarises one to anything,
+and there were so many bridges that it took a very short time to
+get used to this.</p>
+<p>As night came on, and we drew in sight of the first range of
+hills, which are the outposts of the Alleghany Mountains, the
+scenery, which had been uninteresting hitherto, became more bold
+and striking.&nbsp; The wet ground reeked and smoked, after the
+heavy fall of rain, and the croaking of the frogs (whose noise in
+these parts is almost incredible) sounded as though a million of
+fairy teams with bells were travelling through the air, and
+keeping pace with us.&nbsp; The night was cloudy yet, but
+moonlight too: and when we crossed the Susquehanna
+river&mdash;over which there is an extraordinary wooden bridge
+with two galleries, one above the other, so that even there, two
+boat teams meeting, may pass without confusion&mdash;it was wild
+and grand.</p>
+<p>I have mentioned my having been in some uncertainty and doubt,
+at first, relative to the sleeping arrangements on board this
+boat.&nbsp; I remained in the same vague state of mind until ten
+o&rsquo;clock or thereabouts, when going below, I found suspended
+on either side of the cabin, three long tiers of hanging
+bookshelves, designed apparently for volumes of the small octavo
+size.&nbsp; Looking with greater attention at these contrivances
+(wondering to find such literary preparations in such a place), I
+descried on each shelf a sort of microscopic sheet and blanket;
+then I began dimly to comprehend that the passengers were the
+library, and that they were to be arranged, edge-wise, on these
+shelves, till morning.</p>
+<p>I was assisted to this conclusion by seeing some of them
+gathered round the master of the boat, at one of the tables,
+drawing lots with all the anxieties and passions of gamesters
+depicted in their countenances; while others, with small pieces
+of cardboard in their hands, were groping among the shelves in
+search of numbers corresponding with those they had drawn.&nbsp;
+As soon as any gentleman found his number, he took possession of
+it by immediately undressing himself and crawling into bed.&nbsp;
+The rapidity with which an agitated gambler subsided into a
+snoring slumberer, was one of the most singular effects I have
+ever witnessed.&nbsp; As to the ladies, they were already abed,
+behind the red curtain, which was carefully drawn and pinned up
+the centre; though as every cough, or sneeze, or whisper, behind
+this curtain, was perfectly audible before it, we had still a
+lively consciousness of their society.</p>
+<p>The politeness of the person in authority had secured to me a
+shelf in a nook near this red curtain, in some degree removed
+from the great body of sleepers: to which place I retired, with
+many acknowledgments to him for his attention.&nbsp; I found it,
+on after-measurement, just the width of an ordinary sheet of Bath
+post letter-paper; and I was at first in some uncertainty as to
+the best means of getting into it.&nbsp; But the shelf being a
+bottom one, I finally determined on lying upon the floor, rolling
+gently in, stopping immediately I touched the mattress, and
+remaining for the night with that side uppermost, whatever it
+might be.&nbsp; Luckily, I came upon my back at exactly the right
+moment.&nbsp; I was much alarmed on looking upward, to see, by
+the shape of his half-yard of sacking (which his weight had bent
+into an exceedingly tight bag), that there was a very heavy
+gentleman above me, whom the slender cords seemed quite incapable
+of holding; and I could not help reflecting upon the grief of my
+wife and family in the event of his coming down in the
+night.&nbsp; But as I could not have got up again without a
+severe bodily struggle, which might have alarmed the ladies; and
+as I had nowhere to go to, even if I had; I shut my eyes upon the
+danger, and remained there.</p>
+<p>One of two remarkable circumstances is indisputably a fact,
+with reference to that class of society who travel in these
+boats.&nbsp; Either they carry their restlessness to such a pitch
+that they never sleep at all; or they expectorate in dreams,
+which would be a remarkable mingling of the real and ideal.&nbsp;
+All night long, and every night, on this canal, there was a
+perfect storm and tempest of spitting; and once my coat, being in
+the very centre of the hurricane sustained by five gentlemen
+(which moved vertically, strictly carrying out Reid&rsquo;s
+Theory of the Law of Storms), I was fain the next morning to lay
+it on the deck, and rub it down with fair water before it was in
+a condition to be worn again.</p>
+<p>Between five and six o&rsquo;clock in the morning we got up,
+and some of us went on deck, to give them an opportunity of
+taking the shelves down; while others, the morning being very
+cold, crowded round the rusty stove, cherishing the newly kindled
+fire, and filling the grate with those voluntary contributions of
+which they had been so liberal all night.&nbsp; The washing
+accommodations were primitive.&nbsp; There was a tin ladle
+chained to the deck, with which every gentleman who thought it
+necessary to cleanse himself (many were superior to this
+weakness), fished the dirty water out of the canal, and poured it
+into a tin basin, secured in like manner.&nbsp; There was also a
+jack-towel.&nbsp; And, hanging up before a little looking-glass
+in the bar, in the immediate vicinity of the bread and cheese and
+biscuits, were a public comb and hair-brush.</p>
+<p>At eight o&rsquo;clock, the shelves being taken down and put
+away and the tables joined together, everybody sat down to the
+tea, coffee, bread, butter, salmon, shad, liver, steak, potatoes,
+pickles, ham, chops, black-puddings, and sausages, all over
+again.&nbsp; Some were fond of compounding this variety, and
+having it all on their plates at once.&nbsp; As each gentleman
+got through his own personal amount of tea, coffee, bread,
+butter, salmon, shad, liver, steak, potatoes, pickles, ham,
+chops, black-puddings, and sausages, he rose up and walked
+off.&nbsp; When everybody had done with everything, the fragments
+were cleared away: and one of the waiters appearing anew in the
+character of a barber, shaved such of the company as desired to
+be shaved; while the remainder looked on, or yawned over their
+newspapers.&nbsp; Dinner was breakfast again, without the tea and
+coffee; and supper and breakfast were identical.</p>
+<p>There was a man on board this boat, with a light
+fresh-coloured face, and a pepper-and-salt suit of clothes, who
+was the most inquisitive fellow that can possibly be
+imagined.&nbsp; He never spoke otherwise than
+interrogatively.&nbsp; He was an embodied inquiry.&nbsp; Sitting
+down or standing up, still or moving, walking the deck or taking
+his meals, there he was, with a great note of interrogation in
+each eye, two in his cocked ears, two more in his turned-up nose
+and chin, at least half a dozen more about the corners of his
+mouth, and the largest one of all in his hair, which was brushed
+pertly off his forehead in a flaxen clump.&nbsp; Every button in
+his clothes said, &lsquo;Eh?&nbsp; What&rsquo;s that?&nbsp; Did
+you speak?&nbsp; Say that again, will you?&rsquo;&nbsp; He was
+always wide awake, like the enchanted bride who drove her husband
+frantic; always restless; always thirsting for answers;
+perpetually seeking and never finding.&nbsp; There never was such
+a curious man.</p>
+<p>I wore a fur great-coat at that time, and before we were well
+clear of the wharf, he questioned me concerning it, and its
+price, and where I bought it, and when, and what fur it was, and
+what it weighed, and what it cost.&nbsp; Then he took notice of
+my watch, and asked me what <i>that</i> cost, and whether it was
+a French watch, and where I got it, and how I got it, and whether
+I bought it or had it given me, and how it went, and where the
+key-hole was, and when I wound it, every night or every morning,
+and whether I ever forgot to wind it at all, and if I did, what
+then?&nbsp; Where had I been to last, and where was I going next,
+and where was I going after that, and had I seen the President,
+and what did he say, and what did I say, and what did he say when
+I had said that?&nbsp; Eh?&nbsp; Lor now! do tell!</p>
+<p>Finding that nothing would satisfy him, I evaded his questions
+after the first score or two, and in particular pleaded ignorance
+respecting the name of the fur whereof the coat was made.&nbsp; I
+am unable to say whether this was the reason, but that coat
+fascinated him afterwards; he usually kept close behind me as I
+walked, and moved as I moved, that he might look at it the
+better; and he frequently dived into narrow places after me at
+the risk of his life, that he might have the satisfaction of
+passing his hand up the back, and rubbing it the wrong way.</p>
+<p>We had another odd specimen on board, of a different
+kind.&nbsp; This was a thin-faced, spare-figured man of middle
+age and stature, dressed in a dusty drabbish-coloured suit, such
+as I never saw before.&nbsp; He was perfectly quiet during the
+first part of the journey: indeed I don&rsquo;t remember having
+so much as seen him until he was brought out by circumstances, as
+great men often are.&nbsp; The conjunction of events which made
+him famous, happened, briefly, thus.</p>
+<p>The canal extends to the foot of the mountain, and there, of
+course, it stops; the passengers being conveyed across it by land
+carriage, and taken on afterwards by another canal boat, the
+counterpart of the first, which awaits them on the other
+side.&nbsp; There are two canal lines of passage-boats; one is
+called The Express, and one (a cheaper one) The Pioneer.&nbsp;
+The Pioneer gets first to the mountain, and waits for the Express
+people to come up; both sets of passengers being conveyed across
+it at the same time.&nbsp; We were the Express company; but when
+we had crossed the mountain, and had come to the second boat, the
+proprietors took it into their beads to draft all the Pioneers
+into it likewise, so that we were five-and-forty at least, and
+the accession of passengers was not at all of that kind which
+improved the prospect of sleeping at night.&nbsp; Our people
+grumbled at this, as people do in such cases; but suffered the
+boat to be towed off with the whole freight aboard nevertheless;
+and away we went down the canal.&nbsp; At home, I should have
+protested lustily, but being a foreigner here, I held my
+peace.&nbsp; Not so this passenger.&nbsp; He cleft a path among
+the people on deck (we were nearly all on deck), and without
+addressing anybody whomsoever, soliloquised as follows:</p>
+<p>&lsquo;This may suit <i>you</i>, this may, but it don&rsquo;t
+suit <i>me</i>.&nbsp; This may be all very well with Down
+Easters, and men of Boston raising, but it won&rsquo;t suit my
+figure nohow; and no two ways about <i>that</i>; and so I tell
+you.&nbsp; Now!&nbsp; I&rsquo;m from the brown forests of
+Mississippi, <i>I</i> am, and when the sun shines on me, it does
+shine&mdash;a little.&nbsp; It don&rsquo;t glimmer where <i>I</i>
+live, the sun don&rsquo;t.&nbsp; No.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m a brown
+forester, I am.&nbsp; I an&rsquo;t a Johnny Cake.&nbsp; There are
+no smooth skins where I live.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re rough men
+there.&nbsp; Rather.&nbsp; If Down Easters and men of Boston
+raising like this, I&rsquo;m glad of it, but I&rsquo;m none of
+that raising nor of that breed.&nbsp; No.&nbsp; This company
+wants a little fixing, <i>it</i> does.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m the wrong
+sort of man for &rsquo;em, <i>I</i> am.&nbsp; They won&rsquo;t
+like me, <i>they</i> won&rsquo;t.&nbsp; This is piling of it up,
+a little too mountainous, this is.&rsquo;&nbsp; At the end of
+every one of these short sentences he turned upon his heel, and
+walked the other way; checking himself abruptly when he had
+finished another short sentence, and turning back again.</p>
+<p>It is impossible for me to say what terrific meaning was
+hidden in the words of this brown forester, but I know that the
+other passengers looked on in a sort of admiring horror, and that
+presently the boat was put back to the wharf, and as many of the
+Pioneers as could be coaxed or bullied into going away, were got
+rid of.</p>
+<p>When we started again, some of the boldest spirits on board,
+made bold to say to the obvious occasion of this improvement in
+our prospects, &lsquo;Much obliged to you, sir;&rsquo; whereunto
+the brown forester (waving his hand, and still walking up and
+down as before), replied, &lsquo;No you an&rsquo;t.&nbsp;
+You&rsquo;re none o&rsquo; my raising.&nbsp; You may act for
+yourselves, <i>you</i> may.&nbsp; I have pinted out the
+way.&nbsp; Down Easters and Johnny Cakes can follow if they
+please.&nbsp; I an&rsquo;t a Johnny Cake, I an&rsquo;t.&nbsp; I
+am from the brown forests of the Mississippi, I
+am&rsquo;&mdash;and so on, as before.&nbsp; He was unanimously
+voted one of the tables for his bed at night&mdash;there is a
+great contest for the tables&mdash;in consideration for his
+public services: and he had the warmest corner by the stove
+throughout the rest of the journey.&nbsp; But I never could find
+out that he did anything except sit there; nor did I hear him
+speak again until, in the midst of the bustle and turmoil of
+getting the luggage ashore in the dark at Pittsburg, I stumbled
+over him as he sat smoking a cigar on the cabin steps, and heard
+him muttering to himself, with a short laugh of defiance,
+&lsquo;I an&rsquo;t a Johnny Cake,&mdash;I an&rsquo;t.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;m from the brown forests of the Mississippi, I am,
+damme!&rsquo;&nbsp; I am inclined to argue from this, that he had
+never left off saying so; but I could not make an affidavit of
+that part of the story, if required to do so by my Queen and
+Country.</p>
+<p>As we have not reached Pittsburg yet, however, in the order of
+our narrative, I may go on to remark that breakfast was perhaps
+the least desirable meal of the day, as in addition to the many
+savoury odours arising from the eatables already mentioned, there
+were whiffs of gin, whiskey, brandy, and rum, from the little bar
+hard by, and a decided seasoning of stale tobacco.&nbsp; Many of
+the gentlemen passengers were far from particular in respect of
+their linen, which was in some cases as yellow as the little
+rivulets that had trickled from the corners of their mouths in
+chewing, and dried there.&nbsp; Nor was the atmosphere quite free
+from zephyr whisperings of the thirty beds which had just been
+cleared away, and of which we were further and more pressingly
+reminded by the occasional appearance on the table-cloth of a
+kind of Game, not mentioned in the Bill of Fare.</p>
+<p>And yet despite these oddities&mdash;and even they had, for me
+at least, a humour of their own&mdash;there was much in this mode
+of travelling which I heartily enjoyed at the time, and look back
+upon with great pleasure.&nbsp; Even the running up, bare-necked,
+at five o&rsquo;clock in the morning, from the tainted cabin to
+the dirty deck; scooping up the icy water, plunging one&rsquo;s
+head into it, and drawing it out, all fresh and glowing with the
+cold; was a good thing.&nbsp; The fast, brisk walk upon the
+towing-path, between that time and breakfast, when every vein and
+artery seemed to tingle with health; the exquisite beauty of the
+opening day, when light came gleaming off from everything; the
+lazy motion of the boat, when one lay idly on the deck, looking
+through, rather than at, the deep blue sky; the gliding on at
+night, so noiselessly, past frowning hills, sullen with dark
+trees, and sometimes angry in one red, burning spot high up,
+where unseen men lay crouching round a fire; the shining out of
+the bright stars undisturbed by noise of wheels or steam, or any
+other sound than the limpid rippling of the water as the boat
+went on: all these were pure delights.</p>
+<p>Then there were new settlements and detached log-cabins and
+frame-houses, full of interest for strangers from an old country:
+cabins with simple ovens, outside, made of clay; and lodgings for
+the pigs nearly as good as many of the human quarters; broken
+windows, patched with worn-out hats, old clothes, old boards,
+fragments of blankets and paper; and home-made dressers standing
+in the open air without the door, whereon was ranged the
+household store, not hard to count, of earthen jars and
+pots.&nbsp; The eye was pained to see the stumps of great trees
+thickly strewn in every field of wheat, and seldom to lose the
+eternal swamp and dull morass, with hundreds of rotten trunks and
+twisted branches steeped in its unwholesome water.&nbsp; It was
+quite sad and oppressive, to come upon great tracts where
+settlers had been burning down the trees, and where their wounded
+bodies lay about, like those of murdered creatures, while here
+and there some charred and blackened giant reared aloft two
+withered arms, and seemed to call down curses on his foes.&nbsp;
+Sometimes, at night, the way wound through some lonely gorge,
+like a mountain pass in Scotland, shining and coldly glittering
+in the light of the moon, and so closed in by high steep hills
+all round, that there seemed to be no egress save through the
+narrower path by which we had come, until one rugged hill-side
+seemed to open, and shutting out the moonlight as we passed into
+its gloomy throat, wrapped our new course in shade and
+darkness.</p>
+<p>We had left Harrisburg on Friday.&nbsp; On Sunday morning we
+arrived at the foot of the mountain, which is crossed by
+railroad.&nbsp; There are ten inclined planes; five ascending,
+and five descending; the carriages are dragged up the former, and
+let slowly down the latter, by means of stationary engines; the
+comparatively level spaces between, being traversed, sometimes by
+horse, and sometimes by engine power, as the case demands.&nbsp;
+Occasionally the rails are laid upon the extreme verge of a giddy
+precipice; and looking from the carriage window, the traveller
+gazes sheer down, without a stone or scrap of fence between, into
+the mountain depths below.&nbsp; The journey is very carefully
+made, however; only two carriages travelling together; and while
+proper precautions are taken, is not to be dreaded for its
+dangers.</p>
+<p>It was very pretty travelling thus, at a rapid pace along the
+heights of the mountain in a keen wind, to look down into a
+valley full of light and softness; catching glimpses, through the
+tree-tops, of scattered cabins; children running to the doors;
+dogs bursting out to bark, whom we could see without hearing:
+terrified pigs scampering homewards; families sitting out in
+their rude gardens; cows gazing upward with a stupid
+indifference; men in their shirt-sleeves looking on at their
+unfinished houses, planning out to-morrow&rsquo;s work; and we
+riding onward, high above them, like a whirlwind.&nbsp; It was
+amusing, too, when we had dined, and rattled down a steep pass,
+having no other moving power than the weight of the carriages
+themselves, to see the engine released, long after us, come
+buzzing down alone, like a great insect, its back of green and
+gold so shining in the sun, that if it had spread a pair of wings
+and soared away, no one would have had occasion, as I fancied,
+for the least surprise.&nbsp; But it stopped short of us in a
+very business-like manner when we reached the canal: and, before
+we left the wharf, went panting up this hill again, with the
+passengers who had waited our arrival for the means of traversing
+the road by which we had come.</p>
+<p>On the Monday evening, furnace fires and clanking hammers on
+the banks of the canal, warned us that we approached the
+termination of this part of our journey.&nbsp; After going
+through another dreamy place&mdash;a long aqueduct across the
+Alleghany River, which was stranger than the bridge at
+Harrisburg, being a vast, low, wooden chamber full of
+water&mdash;we emerged upon that ugly confusion of backs of
+buildings and crazy galleries and stairs, which always abuts on
+water, whether it be river, sea, canal, or ditch: and were at
+Pittsburg.</p>
+<p>Pittsburg is like Birmingham in England; at least its
+townspeople say so.&nbsp; Setting aside the streets, the shops,
+the houses, waggons, factories, public buildings, and population,
+perhaps it may be.&nbsp; It certainly has a great quantity of
+smoke hanging about it, and is famous for its iron-works.&nbsp;
+Besides the prison to which I have already referred, this town
+contains a pretty arsenal and other institutions.&nbsp; It is
+very beautifully situated on the Alleghany River, over which
+there are two bridges; and the villas of the wealthier citizens
+sprinkled about the high grounds in the neighbourhood, are pretty
+enough.&nbsp; We lodged at a most excellent hotel, and were
+admirably served.&nbsp; As usual it was full of boarders, was
+very large, and had a broad colonnade to every story of the
+house.</p>
+<p>We tarried here three days.&nbsp; Our next point was
+Cincinnati: and as this was a steamboat journey, and western
+steamboats usually blow up one or two a week in the season, it
+was advisable to collect opinions in reference to the comparative
+safety of the vessels bound that way, then lying in the
+river.&nbsp; One called the Messenger was the best
+recommended.&nbsp; She had been advertised to start positively,
+every day for a fortnight or so, and had not gone yet, nor did
+her captain seem to have any very fixed intention on the
+subject.&nbsp; But this is the custom: for if the law were to
+bind down a free and independent citizen to keep his word with
+the public, what would become of the liberty of the
+subject?&nbsp; Besides, it is in the way of trade.&nbsp; And if
+passengers be decoyed in the way of trade, and people be
+inconvenienced in the way of trade, what man, who is a sharp
+tradesman himself, shall say, &lsquo;We must put a stop to
+this?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Impressed by the deep solemnity of the public announcement, I
+(being then ignorant of these usages) was for hurrying on board
+in a breathless state, immediately; but receiving private and
+confidential information that the boat would certainly not start
+until Friday, April the First, we made ourselves very comfortable
+in the mean while, and went on board at noon that day.</p>
+<h2><a name="page130"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+130</span>CHAPTER XI<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">FROM PITTSBURG TO CINCINNATI IN A WESTERN
+STEAMBOAT.&nbsp; CINCINNATI</span></h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">The</span> Messenger was one among a crowd
+of high-pressure steamboats, clustered together by a wharf-side,
+which, looked down upon from the rising ground that forms the
+landing-place, and backed by the lofty bank on the opposite side
+of the river, appeared no larger than so many floating
+models.&nbsp; She had some forty passengers on board, exclusive
+of the poorer persons on the lower deck; and in half an hour, or
+less, proceeded on her way.</p>
+<p>We had, for ourselves, a tiny state-room with two berths in
+it, opening out of the ladies&rsquo; cabin.&nbsp; There was,
+undoubtedly, something satisfactory in this
+&lsquo;location,&rsquo; inasmuch as it was in the stern, and we
+had been a great many times very gravely recommended to keep as
+far aft as possible, &lsquo;because the steamboats generally blew
+up forward.&rsquo;&nbsp; Nor was this an unnecessary caution, as
+the occurrence and circumstances of more than one such fatality
+during our stay sufficiently testified.&nbsp; Apart from this
+source of self-congratulation, it was an unspeakable relief to
+have any place, no matter how confined, where one could be alone:
+and as the row of little chambers of which this was one, had each
+a second glass-door besides that in the ladies&rsquo; cabin,
+which opened on a narrow gallery outside the vessel, where the
+other passengers seldom came, and where one could sit in peace
+and gaze upon the shifting prospect, we took possession of our
+new quarters with much pleasure.</p>
+<p>If the native packets I have already described be unlike
+anything we are in the habit of seeing on water, these western
+vessels are still more foreign to all the ideas we are accustomed
+to entertain of boats.&nbsp; I hardly know what to liken them to,
+or how to describe them.</p>
+<p>In the first place, they have no mast, cordage, tackle,
+rigging, or other such boat-like gear; nor have they anything in
+their shape at all calculated to remind one of a boat&rsquo;s
+head, stem, sides, or keel.&nbsp; Except that they are in the
+water, and display a couple of paddle-boxes, they might be
+intended, for anything that appears to the contrary, to perform
+some unknown service, high and dry, upon a mountain top.&nbsp;
+There is no visible deck, even: nothing but a long, black, ugly
+roof covered with burnt-out feathery sparks; above which tower
+two iron chimneys, and a hoarse escape valve, and a glass
+steerage-house.&nbsp; Then, in order as the eye descends towards
+the water, are the sides, and doors, and windows of the
+state-rooms, jumbled as oddly together as though they formed a
+small street, built by the varying tastes of a dozen men: the
+whole is supported on beams and pillars resting on a dirty barge,
+but a few inches above the water&rsquo;s edge: and in the narrow
+space between this upper structure and this barge&rsquo;s deck,
+are the furnace fires and machinery, open at the sides to every
+wind that blows, and every storm of rain it drives along its
+path.</p>
+<p>Passing one of these boats at night, and seeing the great body
+of fire, exposed as I have just described, that rages and roars
+beneath the frail pile of painted wood: the machinery, not warded
+off or guarded in any way, but doing its work in the midst of the
+crowd of idlers and emigrants and children, who throng the lower
+deck: under the management, too, of reckless men whose
+acquaintance with its mysteries may have been of six
+months&rsquo; standing: one feels directly that the wonder is,
+not that there should be so many fatal accidents, but that any
+journey should be safely made.</p>
+<p>Within, there is one long narrow cabin, the whole length of
+the boat; from which the state-rooms open, on both sides.&nbsp; A
+small portion of it at the stern is partitioned off for the
+ladies; and the bar is at the opposite extreme.&nbsp; There is a
+long table down the centre, and at either end a stove.&nbsp; The
+washing apparatus is forward, on the deck.&nbsp; It is a little
+better than on board the canal boat, but not much.&nbsp; In all
+modes of travelling, the American customs, with reference to the
+means of personal cleanliness and wholesome ablution, are
+extremely negligent and filthy; and I strongly incline to the
+belief that a considerable amount of illness is referable to this
+cause.</p>
+<p>We are to be on board the Messenger three days: arriving at
+Cincinnati (barring accidents) on Monday morning.&nbsp; There are
+three meals a day.&nbsp; Breakfast at seven, dinner at half-past
+twelve, supper about six.&nbsp; At each, there are a great many
+small dishes and plates upon the table, with very little in them;
+so that although there is every appearance of a mighty
+&lsquo;spread,&rsquo; there is seldom really more than a joint:
+except for those who fancy slices of beet-root, shreds of dried
+beef, complicated entanglements of yellow pickle; maize, Indian
+corn, apple-sauce, and pumpkin.</p>
+<p>Some people fancy all these little dainties together (and
+sweet preserves beside), by way of relish to their roast
+pig.&nbsp; They are generally those dyspeptic ladies and
+gentlemen who eat unheard-of quantities of hot corn bread (almost
+as good for the digestion as a kneaded pin-cushion), for
+breakfast, and for supper.&nbsp; Those who do not observe this
+custom, and who help themselves several times instead, usually
+suck their knives and forks meditatively, until they have decided
+what to take next: then pull them out of their mouths: put them
+in the dish; help themselves; and fall to work again.&nbsp; At
+dinner, there is nothing to drink upon the table, but great jugs
+full of cold water.&nbsp; Nobody says anything, at any meal, to
+anybody.&nbsp; All the passengers are very dismal, and seem to
+have tremendous secrets weighing on their minds.&nbsp; There is
+no conversation, no laughter, no cheerfulness, no sociality,
+except in spitting; and that is done in silent fellowship round
+the stove, when the meal is over.&nbsp; Every man sits down, dull
+and languid; swallows his fare as if breakfasts, dinners, and
+suppers, were necessities of nature never to be coupled with
+recreation or enjoyment; and having bolted his food in a gloomy
+silence, bolts himself, in the same state.&nbsp; But for these
+animal observances, you might suppose the whole male portion of
+the company to be the melancholy ghosts of departed book-keepers,
+who had fallen dead at the desk: such is their weary air of
+business and calculation.&nbsp; Undertakers on duty would be
+sprightly beside them; and a collation of funeral-baked meats, in
+comparison with these meals, would be a sparkling festivity.</p>
+<p>The people are all alike, too.&nbsp; There is no diversity of
+character.&nbsp; They travel about on the same errands, say and
+do the same things in exactly the same manner, and follow in the
+same dull cheerless round.&nbsp; All down the long table, there
+is scarcely a man who is in anything different from his
+neighbour.&nbsp; It is quite a relief to have, sitting opposite,
+that little girl of fifteen with the loquacious chin: who, to do
+her justice, acts up to it, and fully identifies nature&rsquo;s
+handwriting, for of all the small chatterboxes that ever invaded
+the repose of drowsy ladies&rsquo; cabin, she is the first and
+foremost.&nbsp; The beautiful girl, who sits a little beyond
+her&mdash;farther down the table there&mdash;married the young
+man with the dark whiskers, who sits beyond <i>her</i>, only last
+month.&nbsp; They are going to settle in the very Far West, where
+he has lived four years, but where she has never been.&nbsp; They
+were both overturned in a stage-coach the other day (a bad omen
+anywhere else, where overturns are not so common), and his head,
+which bears the marks of a recent wound, is bound up still.&nbsp;
+She was hurt too, at the same time, and lay insensible for some
+days; bright as her eyes are, now.</p>
+<p>Further down still, sits a man who is going some miles beyond
+their place of destination, to &lsquo;improve&rsquo; a
+newly-discovered copper mine.&nbsp; He carries the
+village&mdash;that is to be&mdash;with him: a few frame cottages,
+and an apparatus for smelting the copper.&nbsp; He carries its
+people too.&nbsp; They are partly American and partly Irish, and
+herd together on the lower deck; where they amused themselves
+last evening till the night was pretty far advanced, by
+alternately firing off pistols and singing hymns.</p>
+<p>They, and the very few who have been left at table twenty
+minutes, rise, and go away.&nbsp; We do so too; and passing
+through our little state-room, resume our seats in the quiet
+gallery without.</p>
+<p>A fine broad river always, but in some parts much wider than
+in others: and then there is usually a green island, covered with
+trees, dividing it into two streams.&nbsp; Occasionally, we stop
+for a few minutes, maybe to take in wood, maybe for passengers,
+at some small town or village (I ought to say city, every place
+is a city here); but the banks are for the most part deep
+solitudes, overgrown with trees, which, hereabouts, are already
+in leaf and very green.&nbsp; For miles, and miles, and miles,
+these solitudes are unbroken by any sign of human life or trace
+of human footstep; nor is anything seen to move about them but
+the blue jay, whose colour is so bright, and yet so delicate,
+that it looks like a flying flower.&nbsp; At lengthened intervals
+a log cabin, with its little space of cleared land about it,
+nestles under a rising ground, and sends its thread of blue smoke
+curling up into the sky.&nbsp; It stands in the corner of the
+poor field of wheat, which is full of great unsightly stumps,
+like earthy butchers&rsquo;-blocks.&nbsp; Sometimes the ground is
+only just now cleared: the felled trees lying yet upon the soil:
+and the log-house only this morning begun.&nbsp; As we pass this
+clearing, the settler leans upon his axe or hammer, and looks
+wistfully at the people from the world.&nbsp; The children creep
+out of the temporary hut, which is like a gipsy tent upon the
+ground, and clap their hands and shout.&nbsp; The dog only
+glances round at us, and then looks up into his master&rsquo;s
+face again, as if he were rendered uneasy by any suspension of
+the common business, and had nothing more to do with
+pleasurers.&nbsp; And still there is the same, eternal
+foreground.&nbsp; The river has washed away its banks, and
+stately trees have fallen down into the stream.&nbsp; Some have
+been there so long, that they are mere dry, grizzly
+skeletons.&nbsp; Some have just toppled over, and having earth
+yet about their roots, are bathing their green heads in the
+river, and putting forth new shoots and branches.&nbsp; Some are
+almost sliding down, as you look at them.&nbsp; And some were
+drowned so long ago, that their bleached arms start out from the
+middle of the current, and seem to try to grasp the boat, and
+drag it under water.</p>
+<p>Through such a scene as this, the unwieldy machine takes its
+hoarse, sullen way: venting, at every revolution of the paddles,
+a loud high-pressure blast; enough, one would think, to waken up
+the host of Indians who lie buried in a great mound yonder: so
+old, that mighty oaks and other forest trees have struck their
+roots into its earth; and so high, that it is a hill, even among
+the hills that Nature planted round it.&nbsp; The very river, as
+though it shared one&rsquo;s feelings of compassion for the
+extinct tribes who lived so pleasantly here, in their blessed
+ignorance of white existence, hundreds of years ago, steals out
+of its way to ripple near this mound: and there are few places
+where the Ohio sparkles more brightly than in the Big Grave
+Creek.</p>
+<p>All this I see as I sit in the little stern-gallery mentioned
+just now.&nbsp; Evening slowly steals upon the landscape and
+changes it before me, when we stop to set some emigrants
+ashore.</p>
+<p>Five men, as many women, and a little girl.&nbsp; All their
+worldly goods are a bag, a large chest and an old chair: one,
+old, high-backed, rush-bottomed chair: a solitary settler in
+itself.&nbsp; They are rowed ashore in the boat, while the vessel
+stands a little off awaiting its return, the water being
+shallow.&nbsp; They are landed at the foot of a high bank, on the
+summit of which are a few log cabins, attainable only by a long
+winding path.&nbsp; It is growing dusk; but the sun is very red,
+and shines in the water and on some of the tree-tops, like
+fire.</p>
+<p>The men get out of the boat first; help out the women; take
+out the bag, the chest, the chair; bid the rowers
+&lsquo;good-bye;&rsquo; and shove the boat off for them.&nbsp; At
+the first plash of the oars in the water, the oldest woman of the
+party sits down in the old chair, close to the water&rsquo;s
+edge, without speaking a word.&nbsp; None of the others sit down,
+though the chest is large enough for many seats.&nbsp; They all
+stand where they landed, as if stricken into stone; and look
+after the boat.&nbsp; So they remain, quite still and silent: the
+old woman and her old chair, in the centre the bag and chest upon
+the shore, without anybody heeding them all eyes fixed upon the
+boat.&nbsp; It comes alongside, is made fast, the men jump on
+board, the engine is put in motion, and we go hoarsely on
+again.&nbsp; There they stand yet, without the motion of a
+hand.&nbsp; I can see them through my glass, when, in the
+distance and increasing darkness, they are mere specks to the
+eye: lingering there still: the old woman in the old chair, and
+all the rest about her: not stirring in the least degree.&nbsp;
+And thus I slowly lose them.</p>
+<p>The night is dark, and we proceed within the shadow of the
+wooded bank, which makes it darker.&nbsp; After gliding past the
+sombre maze of boughs for a long time, we come upon an open space
+where the tall trees are burning.&nbsp; The shape of every branch
+and twig is expressed in a deep red glow, and as the light wind
+stirs and ruffles it, they seem to vegetate in fire.&nbsp; It is
+such a sight as we read of in legends of enchanted forests:
+saving that it is sad to see these noble works wasting away so
+awfully, alone; and to think how many years must come and go
+before the magic that created them will rear their like upon this
+ground again.&nbsp; But the time will come; and when, in their
+changed ashes, the growth of centuries unborn has struck its
+roots, the restless men of distant ages will repair to these
+again unpeopled solitudes; and their fellows, in cities far away,
+that slumber now, perhaps, beneath the rolling sea, will read in
+language strange to any ears in being now, but very old to them,
+of primeval forests where the axe was never heard, and where the
+jungled ground was never trodden by a human foot.</p>
+<p>Midnight and sleep blot out these scenes and thoughts: and
+when the morning shines again, it gilds the house-tops of a
+lively city, before whose broad paved wharf the boat is moored;
+with other boats, and flags, and moving wheels, and hum of men
+around it; as though there were not a solitary or silent rood of
+ground within the compass of a thousand miles.</p>
+<p>Cincinnati is a beautiful city; cheerful, thriving, and
+animated.&nbsp; I have not often seen a place that commends
+itself so favourably and pleasantly to a stranger at the first
+glance as this does: with its clean houses of red and white, its
+well-paved roads, and foot-ways of bright tile.&nbsp; Nor does it
+become less prepossessing on a closer acquaintance.&nbsp; The
+streets are broad and airy, the shops extremely good, the private
+residences remarkable for their elegance and neatness.&nbsp;
+There is something of invention and fancy in the varying styles
+of these latter erections, which, after the dull company of the
+steamboat, is perfectly delightful, as conveying an assurance
+that there are such qualities still in existence.&nbsp; The
+disposition to ornament these pretty villas and render them
+attractive, leads to the culture of trees and flowers, and the
+laying out of well-kept gardens, the sight of which, to those who
+walk along the streets, is inexpressibly refreshing and
+agreeable.&nbsp; I was quite charmed with the appearance of the
+town, and its adjoining suburb of Mount Auburn: from which the
+city, lying in an amphitheatre of hills, forms a picture of
+remarkable beauty, and is seen to great advantage.</p>
+<p>There happened to be a great Temperance Convention held here
+on the day after our arrival; and as the order of march brought
+the procession under the windows of the hotel in which we lodged,
+when they started in the morning, I had a good opportunity of
+seeing it.&nbsp; It comprised several thousand men; the members
+of various &lsquo;Washington Auxiliary Temperance
+Societies;&rsquo; and was marshalled by officers on horseback,
+who cantered briskly up and down the line, with scarves and
+ribbons of bright colours fluttering out behind them gaily.&nbsp;
+There were bands of music too, and banners out of number: and it
+was a fresh, holiday-looking concourse altogether.</p>
+<p>I was particularly pleased to see the Irishmen, who formed a
+distinct society among themselves, and mustered very strong with
+their green scarves; carrying their national Harp and their
+Portrait of Father Mathew, high above the people&rsquo;s
+heads.&nbsp; They looked as jolly and good-humoured as ever; and,
+working (here) the hardest for their living and doing any kind of
+sturdy labour that came in their way, were the most independent
+fellows there, I thought.</p>
+<p>The banners were very well painted, and flaunted down the
+street famously.&nbsp; There was the smiting of the rock, and the
+gushing forth of the waters; and there was a temperate man with
+&lsquo;considerable of a hatchet&rsquo; (as the standard-bearer
+would probably have said), aiming a deadly blow at a serpent
+which was apparently about to spring upon him from the top of a
+barrel of spirits.&nbsp; But the chief feature of this part of
+the show was a huge allegorical device, borne among the
+ship-carpenters, on one side whereof the steamboat Alcohol was
+represented bursting her boiler and exploding with a great crash,
+while upon the other, the good ship Temperance sailed away with a
+fair wind, to the heart&rsquo;s content of the captain, crew, and
+passengers.</p>
+<p>After going round the town, the procession repaired to a
+certain appointed place, where, as the printed programme set
+forth, it would be received by the children of the different free
+schools, &lsquo;singing Temperance Songs.&rsquo;&nbsp; I was
+prevented from getting there, in time to hear these Little
+Warblers, or to report upon this novel kind of vocal
+entertainment: novel, at least, to me: but I found in a large
+open space, each society gathered round its own banners, and
+listening in silent attention to its own orator.&nbsp; The
+speeches, judging from the little I could hear of them, were
+certainly adapted to the occasion, as having that degree of
+relationship to cold water which wet blankets may claim: but the
+main thing was the conduct and appearance of the audience
+throughout the day; and that was admirable and full of
+promise.</p>
+<p>Cincinnati is honourably famous for its free schools, of which
+it has so many that no person&rsquo;s child among its population
+can, by possibility, want the means of education, which are
+extended, upon an average, to four thousand pupils,
+annually.&nbsp; I was only present in one of these establishments
+during the hours of instruction.&nbsp; In the boys&rsquo;
+department, which was full of little urchins (varying in their
+ages, I should say, from six years old to ten or twelve), the
+master offered to institute an extemporary examination of the
+pupils in algebra; a proposal, which, as I was by no means
+confident of my ability to detect mistakes in that science, I
+declined with some alarm.&nbsp; In the girls&rsquo; school,
+reading was proposed; and as I felt tolerably equal to that art,
+I expressed my willingness to hear a class.&nbsp; Books were
+distributed accordingly, and some half-dozen girls relieved each
+other in reading paragraphs from English History.&nbsp; But it
+seemed to be a dry compilation, infinitely above their powers;
+and when they had blundered through three or four dreary passages
+concerning the Treaty of Amiens, and other thrilling topics of
+the same nature (obviously without comprehending ten words), I
+expressed myself quite satisfied.&nbsp; It is very possible that
+they only mounted to this exalted stave in the Ladder of Learning
+for the astonishment of a visitor; and that at other times they
+keep upon its lower rounds; but I should have been much better
+pleased and satisfied if I had heard them exercised in simpler
+lessons, which they understood.</p>
+<p>As in every other place I visited, the judges here were
+gentlemen of high character and attainments.&nbsp; I was in one
+of the courts for a few minutes, and found it like those to which
+I have already referred.&nbsp; A nuisance cause was trying; there
+were not many spectators; and the witnesses, counsel, and jury,
+formed a sort of family circle, sufficiently jocose and snug.</p>
+<p>The society with which I mingled, was intelligent, courteous,
+and agreeable.&nbsp; The inhabitants of Cincinnati are proud of
+their city as one of the most interesting in America: and with
+good reason: for beautiful and thriving as it is now, and
+containing, as it does, a population of fifty thousand souls, but
+two-and-fifty years have passed away since the ground on which it
+stands (bought at that time for a few dollars) was a wild wood,
+and its citizens were but a handful of dwellers in scattered log
+huts upon the river&rsquo;s shore.</p>
+<h2><a name="page137"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+137</span>CHAPTER XII<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">FROM CINCINNATI TO LOUISVILLE IN ANOTHER
+WESTERN STEAMBOAT; AND FROM LOUISVILLE TO ST. LOUIS IN
+ANOTHER.&nbsp; ST. LOUIS</span></h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Leaving</span> Cincinnati at eleven
+o&rsquo;clock in the forenoon, we embarked for Louisville in the
+Pike steamboat, which, carrying the mails, was a packet of a much
+better class than that in which we had come from Pittsburg.&nbsp;
+As this passage does not occupy more than twelve or thirteen
+hours, we arranged to go ashore that night: not coveting the
+distinction of sleeping in a state-room, when it was possible to
+sleep anywhere else.</p>
+<p>There chanced to be on board this boat, in addition to the
+usual dreary crowd of passengers, one Pitchlynn, a chief of the
+Choctaw tribe of Indians, who <i>sent in his card</i> to me, and
+with whom I had the pleasure of a long conversation.</p>
+<p>He spoke English perfectly well, though he had not begun to
+learn the language, he told me, until he was a young man
+grown.&nbsp; He had read many books; and Scott&rsquo;s poetry
+appeared to have left a strong impression on his mind: especially
+the opening of The Lady of the Lake, and the great battle scene
+in Marmion, in which, no doubt from the congeniality of the
+subjects to his own pursuits and tastes, he had great interest
+and delight.&nbsp; He appeared to understand correctly all he had
+read; and whatever fiction had enlisted his sympathy in its
+belief, had done so keenly and earnestly.&nbsp; I might almost
+say fiercely.&nbsp; He was dressed in our ordinary everyday
+costume, which hung about his fine figure loosely, and with
+indifferent grace.&nbsp; On my telling him that I regretted not
+to see him in his own attire, he threw up his right arm, for a
+moment, as though he were brandishing some heavy weapon, and
+answered, as he let it fall again, that his race were losing many
+things besides their dress, and would soon be seen upon the earth
+no more: but he wore it at home, he added proudly.</p>
+<p>He told me that he had been away from his home, west of the
+Mississippi, seventeen months: and was now returning.&nbsp; He
+had been chiefly at Washington on some negotiations pending
+between his Tribe and the Government: which were not settled yet
+(he said in a melancholy way), and he feared never would be: for
+what could a few poor Indians do, against such well-skilled men
+of business as the whites?&nbsp; He had no love for Washington;
+tired of towns and cities very soon; and longed for the Forest
+and the Prairie.</p>
+<p>I asked him what he thought of Congress?&nbsp; He answered,
+with a smile, that it wanted dignity, in an Indian&rsquo;s
+eyes.</p>
+<p>He would very much like, he said, to see England before he
+died; and spoke with much interest about the great things to be
+seen there.&nbsp; When I told him of that chamber in the British
+Museum wherein are preserved household memorials of a race that
+ceased to be, thousands of years ago, he was very attentive, and
+it was not hard to see that he had a reference in his mind to the
+gradual fading away of his own people.</p>
+<p>This led us to speak of Mr. Catlin&rsquo;s gallery, which he
+praised highly: observing that his own portrait was among the
+collection, and that all the likenesses were
+&lsquo;elegant.&rsquo;&nbsp; Mr. Cooper, he said, had painted the
+Red Man well; and so would I, he knew, if I would go home with
+him and hunt buffaloes, which he was quite anxious I should
+do.&nbsp; When I told him that supposing I went, I should not be
+very likely to damage the buffaloes much, he took it as a great
+joke and laughed heartily.</p>
+<p>He was a remarkably handsome man; some years past forty, I
+should judge; with long black hair, an aquiline nose, broad
+cheek-bones, a sunburnt complexion, and a very bright, keen,
+dark, and piercing eye.&nbsp; There were but twenty thousand of
+the Choctaws left, he said, and their number was decreasing every
+day.&nbsp; A few of his brother chiefs had been obliged to become
+civilised, and to make themselves acquainted with what the whites
+knew, for it was their only chance of existence.&nbsp; But they
+were not many; and the rest were as they always had been.&nbsp;
+He dwelt on this: and said several times that unless they tried
+to assimilate themselves to their conquerors, they must be swept
+away before the strides of civilised society.</p>
+<p>When we shook hands at parting, I told him he must come to
+England, as he longed to see the land so much: that I should hope
+to see him there, one day: and that I could promise him he would
+be well received and kindly treated.&nbsp; He was evidently
+pleased by this assurance, though he rejoined with a
+good-humoured smile and an arch shake of his head, that the
+English used to be very fond of the Red Men when they wanted
+their help, but had not cared much for them, since.</p>
+<p>He took his leave; as stately and complete a gentleman of
+Nature&rsquo;s making, as ever I beheld; and moved among the
+people in the boat, another kind of being.&nbsp; He sent me a
+lithographed portrait of himself soon afterwards; very like,
+though scarcely handsome enough; which I have carefully preserved
+in memory of our brief acquaintance.</p>
+<p>There was nothing very interesting in the scenery of this
+day&rsquo;s journey, which brought us at midnight to
+Louisville.&nbsp; We slept at the Galt House; a splendid hotel;
+and were as handsomely lodged as though we had been in Paris,
+rather than hundreds of miles beyond the Alleghanies.</p>
+<p>The city presenting no objects of sufficient interest to
+detain us on our way, we resolved to proceed next day by another
+steamboat, the Fulton, and to join it, about noon, at a suburb
+called Portland, where it would be delayed some time in passing
+through a canal.</p>
+<p>The interval, after breakfast, we devoted to riding through
+the town, which is regular and cheerful: the streets being laid
+out at right angles, and planted with young trees.&nbsp; The
+buildings are smoky and blackened, from the use of bituminous
+coal, but an Englishman is well used to that appearance, and
+indisposed to quarrel with it.&nbsp; There did not appear to be
+much business stirring; and some unfinished buildings and
+improvements seemed to intimate that the city had been overbuilt
+in the ardour of &lsquo;going-a-head,&rsquo; and was suffering
+under the re-action consequent upon such feverish forcing of its
+powers.</p>
+<p>On our way to Portland, we passed a &lsquo;Magistrate&rsquo;s
+office,&rsquo; which amused me, as looking far more like a dame
+school than any police establishment: for this awful Institution
+was nothing but a little lazy, good-for-nothing front parlour,
+open to the street; wherein two or three figures (I presume the
+magistrate and his myrmidons) were basking in the sunshine, the
+very effigies of languor and repose.&nbsp; It was a perfect
+picture of justice retired from business for want of customers;
+her sword and scales sold off; napping comfortably with her legs
+upon the table.</p>
+<p>Here, as elsewhere in these parts, the road was perfectly
+alive with pigs of all ages; lying about in every direction, fast
+asleep.; or grunting along in quest of hidden dainties.&nbsp; I
+had always a sneaking kindness for these odd animals, and found a
+constant source of amusement, when all others failed, in watching
+their proceedings.&nbsp; As we were riding along this morning, I
+observed a little incident between two youthful pigs, which was
+so very human as to be inexpressibly comical and grotesque at the
+time, though I dare say, in telling, it is tame enough.</p>
+<p>One young gentleman (a very delicate porker with several
+straws sticking about his nose, betokening recent investigations
+in a dung-hill) was walking deliberately on, profoundly thinking,
+when suddenly his brother, who was lying in a miry hole unseen by
+him, rose up immediately before his startled eyes, ghostly with
+damp mud.&nbsp; Never was pig&rsquo;s whole mass of blood so
+turned.&nbsp; He started back at least three feet, gazed for a
+moment, and then shot off as hard as he could go: his excessively
+little tail vibrating with speed and terror like a distracted
+pendulum.&nbsp; But before he had gone very far, he began to
+reason with himself as to the nature of this frightful
+appearance; and as he reasoned, he relaxed his speed by gradual
+degrees; until at last he stopped, and faced about.&nbsp; There
+was his brother, with the mud upon him glazing in the sun, yet
+staring out of the very same hole, perfectly amazed at his
+proceedings!&nbsp; He was no sooner assured of this; and he
+assured himself so carefully that one may almost say he shaded
+his eyes with his hand to see the better; than he came back at a
+round trot, pounced upon him, and summarily took off a piece of
+his tail; as a caution to him to be careful what he was about for
+the future, and never to play tricks with his family any
+more.</p>
+<p>We found the steamboat in the canal, waiting for the slow
+process of getting through the lock, and went on board, where we
+shortly afterwards had a new kind of visitor in the person of a
+certain Kentucky Giant whose name is Porter, and who is of the
+moderate height of seven feet eight inches, in his stockings.</p>
+<p>There never was a race of people who so completely gave the
+lie to history as these giants, or whom all the chroniclers have
+so cruelly libelled.&nbsp; Instead of roaring and ravaging about
+the world, constantly catering for their cannibal larders, and
+perpetually going to market in an unlawful manner, they are the
+meekest people in any man&rsquo;s acquaintance: rather inclining
+to milk and vegetable diet, and bearing anything for a quiet
+life.&nbsp; So decidedly are amiability and mildness their
+characteristics, that I confess I look upon that youth who
+distinguished himself by the slaughter of these inoffensive
+persons, as a false-hearted brigand, who, pretending to
+philanthropic motives, was secretly influenced only by the wealth
+stored up within their castles, and the hope of plunder.&nbsp;
+And I lean the more to this opinion from finding that even the
+historian of those exploits, with all his partiality for his
+hero, is fain to admit that the slaughtered monsters in question
+were of a very innocent and simple turn; extremely guileless and
+ready of belief; lending a credulous ear to the most improbable
+tales; suffering themselves to be easily entrapped into pits; and
+even (as in the case of the Welsh Giant) with an excess of the
+hospitable politeness of a landlord, ripping themselves open,
+rather than hint at the possibility of their guests being versed
+in the vagabond arts of sleight-of-hand and hocus-pocus.</p>
+<p>The Kentucky Giant was but another illustration of the truth
+of this position.&nbsp; He had a weakness in the region of the
+knees, and a trustfulness in his long face, which appealed even
+to five-feet nine for encouragement and support.&nbsp; He was
+only twenty-five years old, he said, and had grown recently, for
+it had been found necessary to make an addition to the legs of
+his inexpressibles.&nbsp; At fifteen he was a short boy, and in
+those days his English father and his Irish mother had rather
+snubbed him, as being too small of stature to sustain the credit
+of the family.&nbsp; He added that his health had not been good,
+though it was better now; but short people are not wanting who
+whisper that he drinks too hard.</p>
+<p>I understand he drives a hackney-coach, though how he does it,
+unless he stands on the footboard behind, and lies along the roof
+upon his chest, with his chin in the box, it would be difficult
+to comprehend.&nbsp; He brought his gun with him, as a
+curiosity.</p>
+<p>Christened &lsquo;The Little Rifle,&rsquo; and displayed
+outside a shop-window, it would make the fortune of any retail
+business in Holborn.&nbsp; When he had shown himself and talked a
+little while, he withdrew with his pocket-instrument, and went
+bobbing down the cabin, among men of six feet high and upwards,
+like a light-house walking among lamp-posts.</p>
+<p>Within a few minutes afterwards, we were out of the canal, and
+in the Ohio river again.</p>
+<p>The arrangements of the boat were like those of the Messenger,
+and the passengers were of the same order of people.&nbsp; We fed
+at the same times, on the same kind of viands, in the same dull
+manner, and with the same observances.&nbsp; The company appeared
+to be oppressed by the same tremendous concealments, and had as
+little capacity of enjoyment or light-heartedness.&nbsp; I never
+in my life did see such listless, heavy dulness as brooded over
+these meals: the very recollection of it weighs me down, and
+makes me, for the moment, wretched.&nbsp; Reading and writing on
+my knee, in our little cabin, I really dreaded the coming of the
+hour that summoned us to table; and was as glad to escape from it
+again, as if it had been a penance or a punishment.&nbsp; Healthy
+cheerfulness and good spirits forming a part of the banquet, I
+could soak my crusts in the fountain with Le Sage&rsquo;s
+strolling player, and revel in their glad enjoyment: but sitting
+down with so many fellow-animals to ward off thirst and hunger as
+a business; to empty, each creature, his Yahoo&rsquo;s trough as
+quickly as he can, and then slink sullenly away; to have these
+social sacraments stripped of everything but the mere greedy
+satisfaction of the natural cravings; goes so against the grain
+with me, that I seriously believe the recollection of these
+funeral feasts will be a waking nightmare to me all my life.</p>
+<p>There was some relief in this boat, too, which there had not
+been in the other, for the captain (a blunt, good-natured fellow)
+had his handsome wife with him, who was disposed to be lively and
+agreeable, as were a few other lady-passengers who had their
+seats about us at the same end of the table.&nbsp; But nothing
+could have made head against the depressing influence of the
+general body.&nbsp; There was a magnetism of dulness in them
+which would have beaten down the most facetious companion that
+the earth ever knew.&nbsp; A jest would have been a crime, and a
+smile would have faded into a grinning horror.&nbsp; Such deadly,
+leaden people; such systematic plodding, weary, insupportable
+heaviness; such a mass of animated indigestion in respect of all
+that was genial, jovial, frank, social, or hearty; never, sure,
+was brought together elsewhere since the world began.</p>
+<p>Nor was the scenery, as we approached the junction of the Ohio
+and Mississippi rivers, at all inspiriting in its
+influence.&nbsp; The trees were stunted in their growth; the
+banks were low and flat; the settlements and log cabins fewer in
+number: their inhabitants more wan and wretched than any we had
+encountered yet.&nbsp; No songs of birds were in the air, no
+pleasant scents, no moving lights and shadows from swift passing
+clouds.&nbsp; Hour after hour, the changeless glare of the hot,
+unwinking sky, shone upon the same monotonous objects.&nbsp; Hour
+after hour, the river rolled along, as wearily and slowly as the
+time itself.</p>
+<p>At length, upon the morning of the third day, we arrived at a
+spot so much more desolate than any we had yet beheld, that the
+forlornest places we had passed, were, in comparison with it,
+full of interest.&nbsp; At the junction of the two rivers, on
+ground so flat and low and marshy, that at certain seasons of the
+year it is inundated to the house-tops, lies a breeding-place of
+fever, ague, and death; vaunted in England as a mine of Golden
+Hope, and speculated in, on the faith of monstrous
+representations, to many people&rsquo;s ruin.&nbsp; A dismal
+swamp, on which the half-built houses rot away: cleared here and
+there for the space of a few yards; and teeming, then, with rank
+unwholesome vegetation, in whose baleful shade the wretched
+wanderers who are tempted hither, droop, and die, and lay their
+bones; the hateful Mississippi circling and eddying before it,
+and turning off upon its southern course a slimy monster hideous
+to behold; a hotbed of disease, an ugly sepulchre, a grave
+uncheered by any gleam of promise: a place without one single
+quality, in earth or air or water, to commend it: such is this
+dismal Cairo.</p>
+<p>But what words shall describe the Mississippi, great father of
+rivers, who (praise be to Heaven) has no young children like him!
+An enormous ditch, sometimes two or three miles wide, running
+liquid mud, six miles an hour: its strong and frothy current
+choked and obstructed everywhere by huge logs and whole forest
+trees: now twining themselves together in great rafts, from the
+interstices of which a sedgy, lazy foam works up, to float upon
+the water&rsquo;s top; now rolling past like monstrous bodies,
+their tangled roots showing like matted hair; now glancing singly
+by like giant leeches; and now writhing round and round in the
+vortex of some small whirlpool, like wounded snakes.&nbsp; The
+banks low, the trees dwarfish, the marshes swarming with frogs,
+the wretched cabins few and far apart, their inmates
+hollow-cheeked and pale, the weather very hot, mosquitoes
+penetrating into every crack and crevice of the boat, mud and
+slime on everything: nothing pleasant in its aspect, but the
+harmless lightning which flickers every night upon the dark
+horizon.</p>
+<p>For two days we toiled up this foul stream, striking
+constantly against the floating timber, or stopping to avoid
+those more dangerous obstacles, the snags, or sawyers, which are
+the hidden trunks of trees that have their roots below the
+tide.&nbsp; When the nights are very dark, the look-out stationed
+in the head of the boat, knows by the ripple of the water if any
+great impediment be near at hand, and rings a bell beside him,
+which is the signal for the engine to be stopped: but always in
+the night this bell has work to do, and after every ring, there
+comes a blow which renders it no easy matter to remain in
+bed.</p>
+<p>The decline of day here was very gorgeous; tingeing the
+firmament deeply with red and gold, up to the very keystone of
+the arch above us.&nbsp; As the sun went down behind the bank,
+the slightest blades of grass upon it seemed to become as
+distinctly visible as the arteries in the skeleton of a leaf; and
+when, as it slowly sank, the red and golden bars upon the water
+grew dimmer, and dimmer yet, as if they were sinking too; and all
+the glowing colours of departing day paled, inch by inch, before
+the sombre night; the scene became a thousand times more lonesome
+and more dreary than before, and all its influences darkened with
+the sky.</p>
+<p>We drank the muddy water of this river while we were upon
+it.&nbsp; It is considered wholesome by the natives, and is
+something more opaque than gruel.&nbsp; I have seen water like it
+at the Filter-shops, but nowhere else.</p>
+<p><a name="page144"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 144</span>On
+the fourth night after leaving Louisville, we reached St. Louis,
+and here I witnessed the conclusion of an incident, trifling
+enough in itself, but very pleasant to see, which had interested
+me during the whole journey.</p>
+<p>There was a little woman on board, with a little baby; and
+both little woman and little child were cheerful, good-looking,
+bright-eyed, and fair to see.&nbsp; The little woman had been
+passing a long time with her sick mother in New York, and had
+left her home in St. Louis, in that condition in which ladies who
+truly love their lords desire to be.&nbsp; The baby was born in
+her mother&rsquo;s house; and she had not seen her husband (to
+whom she was now returning), for twelve months: having left him a
+month or two after their marriage.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/p144b.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"The Little Wife"
+title=
+"The Little Wife"
+src="images/p144s.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p>Well, to be sure, there never was a little woman so full of
+hope, and tenderness, and love, and anxiety, as this little woman
+was: and all day long she wondered whether &lsquo;He&rsquo; would
+be at the wharf; and whether &lsquo;He&rsquo; had got her letter;
+and whether, if she sent the baby ashore by somebody else,
+&lsquo;He&rsquo; would know it, meeting it in the street: which,
+seeing that he had never set eyes upon it in his life, was not
+very likely in the abstract, but was probable enough, to the
+young mother.&nbsp; She was such an artless little creature; and
+was in such a sunny, beaming, hopeful state; and let out all this
+matter clinging close about her heart, so freely; that all the
+other lady passengers entered into the spirit of it as much as
+she; and the captain (who heard all about it from his wife) was
+wondrous sly, I promise you: inquiring, every time we met at
+table, as in forgetfulness, whether she expected anybody to meet
+her at St. Louis, and whether she would want to go ashore the
+night we reached it (but he supposed she wouldn&rsquo;t), and
+cutting many other dry jokes of that nature.&nbsp; There was one
+little weazen, dried-apple-faced old woman, who took occasion to
+doubt the constancy of husbands in such circumstances of
+bereavement; and there was another lady (with a lap-dog) old
+enough to moralize on the lightness of human affections, and yet
+not so old that she could help nursing the baby, now and then, or
+laughing with the rest, when the little woman called it by its
+father&rsquo;s name, and asked it all manner of fantastic
+questions concerning him in the joy of her heart.</p>
+<p>It was something of a blow to the little woman, that when we
+were within twenty miles of our destination, it became clearly
+necessary to put this baby to bed.&nbsp; But she got over it with
+the same good humour; tied a handkerchief round her head; and
+came out into the little gallery with the rest.&nbsp; Then, such
+an oracle as she became in reference to the localities! and such
+facetiousness as was displayed by the married ladies! and such
+sympathy as was shown by the single ones! and such peals of
+laughter as the little woman herself (who would just as soon have
+cried) greeted every jest with!</p>
+<p>At last, there were the lights of St. Louis, and here was the
+wharf, and those were the steps: and the little woman covering
+her face with her hands, and laughing (or seeming to laugh) more
+than ever, ran into her own cabin, and shut herself up.&nbsp; I
+have no doubt that in the charming inconsistency of such
+excitement, she stopped her ears, lest she should hear
+&lsquo;Him&rsquo; asking for her: but I did not see her do
+it.</p>
+<p>Then, a great crowd of people rushed on board, though the boat
+was not yet made fast, but was wandering about, among the other
+boats, to find a landing-place: and everybody looked for the
+husband: and nobody saw him: when, in the midst of us
+all&mdash;Heaven knows how she ever got there&mdash;there was the
+little woman clinging with both arms tight round the neck of a
+fine, good-looking, sturdy young fellow! and in a moment
+afterwards, there she was again, actually clapping her little
+hands for joy, as she dragged him through the small door of her
+small cabin, to look at the baby as he lay asleep!</p>
+<p>We went to a large hotel, called the Planter&rsquo;s House:
+built like an English hospital, with long passages and bare
+walls, and sky-lights above the room-doors for the free
+circulation of air.&nbsp; There were a great many boarders in it;
+and as many lights sparkled and glistened from the windows down
+into the street below, when we drove up, as if it had been
+illuminated on some occasion of rejoicing.&nbsp; It is an
+excellent house, and the proprietors have most bountiful notions
+of providing the creature comforts.&nbsp; Dining alone with my
+wife in our own room, one day, I counted fourteen dishes on the
+table at once.</p>
+<p>In the old French portion of the town, the thoroughfares are
+narrow and crooked, and some of the houses are very quaint and
+picturesque: being built of wood, with tumble-down galleries
+before the windows, approachable by stairs or rather ladders from
+the street.&nbsp; There are queer little barbers&rsquo; shops and
+drinking-houses too, in this quarter; and abundance of crazy old
+tenements with blinking casements, such as may be seen in
+Flanders.&nbsp; Some of these ancient habitations, with high
+garret gable-windows perking into the roofs, have a kind of
+French shrug about them; and being lop-sided with age, appear to
+hold their heads askew, besides, as if they were grimacing in
+astonishment at the American Improvements.</p>
+<p>It is hardly necessary to say, that these consist of wharfs
+and warehouses, and new buildings in all directions; and of a
+great many vast plans which are still
+&lsquo;progressing.&rsquo;&nbsp; Already, however, some very good
+houses, broad streets, and marble-fronted shops, have gone so far
+ahead as to be in a state of completion; and the town bids fair
+in a few years to improve considerably: though it is not likely
+ever to vie, in point of elegance or beauty, with Cincinnati.</p>
+<p>The Roman Catholic religion, introduced here by the early
+French settlers, prevails extensively.&nbsp; Among the public
+institutions are a Jesuit college; a convent for &lsquo;the
+Ladies of the Sacred Heart;&rsquo; and a large chapel attached to
+the college, which was in course of erection at the time of my
+visit, and was intended to be consecrated on the second of
+December in the next year.&nbsp; The architect of this building,
+is one of the reverend fathers of the school, and the works
+proceed under his sole direction.&nbsp; The organ will be sent
+from Belgium.</p>
+<p>In addition to these establishments, there is a Roman Catholic
+cathedral, dedicated to Saint Francis Xavier; and a hospital,
+founded by the munificence of a deceased resident, who was a
+member of that church.&nbsp; It also sends missionaries from
+hence among the Indian tribes.</p>
+<p>The Unitarian church is represented, in this remote place, as
+in most other parts of America, by a gentleman of great worth and
+excellence.&nbsp; The poor have good reason to remember and bless
+it; for it befriends them, and aids the cause of rational
+education, without any sectarian or selfish views.&nbsp; It is
+liberal in all its actions; of kind construction; and of wide
+benevolence.</p>
+<p>There are three free-schools already erected, and in full
+operation in this city.&nbsp; A fourth is building, and will soon
+be opened.</p>
+<p>No man ever admits the unhealthiness of the place he dwells in
+(unless he is going away from it), and I shall therefore, I have
+no doubt, be at issue with the inhabitants of St. Louis, in
+questioning the perfect salubrity of its climate, and in hinting
+that I think it must rather dispose to fever, in the summer and
+autumnal seasons.&nbsp; Just adding, that it is very hot, lies
+among great rivers, and has vast tracts of undrained swampy land
+around it, I leave the reader to form his own opinion.</p>
+<p>As I had a great desire to see a Prairie before turning back
+from the furthest point of my wanderings; and as some gentlemen
+of the town had, in their hospitable consideration, an equal
+desire to gratify me; a day was fixed, before my departure, for
+an expedition to the Looking-Glass Prairie, which is within
+thirty miles of the town.&nbsp; Deeming it possible that my
+readers may not object to know what kind of thing such a gipsy
+party may be at that distance from home, and among what sort of
+objects it moves, I will describe the jaunt in another
+chapter.</p>
+<h2><a name="page147"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+147</span>CHAPTER XIII<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">A JAUNT TO THE LOOKING-GLASS PRAIRIE AND
+BACK</span></h2>
+<p>I <span class="smcap">may</span> premise that the word Prairie
+is variously pronounced <i>paraaer</i>, <i>parearer</i>,
+<i>paroarer</i>.&nbsp; The latter mode of pronunciation is
+perhaps the most in favour.</p>
+<p>We were fourteen in all, and all young men: indeed it is a
+singular though very natural feature in the society of these
+distant settlements, that it is mainly composed of adventurous
+persons in the prime of life, and has very few grey heads among
+it.&nbsp; There were no ladies: the trip being a fatiguing one:
+and we were to start at five o&rsquo;clock in the morning
+punctually.</p>
+<p>I was called at four, that I might be certain of keeping
+nobody waiting; and having got some bread and milk for breakfast,
+threw up the window and looked down into the street, expecting to
+see the whole party busily astir, and great preparations going on
+below.&nbsp; But as everything was very quiet, and the street
+presented that hopeless aspect with which five o&rsquo;clock in
+the morning is familiar elsewhere, I deemed it as well to go to
+bed again, and went accordingly.</p>
+<p>I woke again at seven o&rsquo;clock, and by that time the
+party had assembled, and were gathered round, one light carriage,
+with a very stout axletree; one something on wheels like an
+amateur carrier&rsquo;s cart; one double phaeton of great
+antiquity and unearthly construction; one gig with a great hole
+in its back and a broken head; and one rider on horseback who was
+to go on before.&nbsp; I got into the first coach with three
+companions; the rest bestowed themselves in the other vehicles;
+two large baskets were made fast to the lightest; two large stone
+jars in wicker cases, technically known as demi-johns, were
+consigned to the &lsquo;least rowdy&rsquo; of the party for
+safe-keeping; and the procession moved off to the ferryboat, in
+which it was to cross the river bodily, men, horses, carriages,
+and all, as the manner in these parts is.</p>
+<p>We got over the river in due course, and mustered again before
+a little wooden box on wheels, hove down all aslant in a morass,
+with &lsquo;<span class="smcap">merchant tailor</span>&rsquo;
+painted in very large letters over the door.&nbsp; Having settled
+the order of proceeding, and the road to be taken, we started off
+once more and began to make our way through an ill-favoured Black
+Hollow, called, less expressively, the American Bottom.</p>
+<p>The previous day had been&mdash;not to say hot, for the term
+is weak and lukewarm in its power of conveying an idea of the
+temperature.&nbsp; The town had been on fire; in a blaze.&nbsp;
+But at night it had come on to rain in torrents, and all night
+long it had rained without cessation.&nbsp; We had a pair of very
+strong horses, but travelled at the rate of little more than a
+couple of miles an hour, through one unbroken slough of black mud
+and water.&nbsp; It had no variety but in depth.&nbsp; Now it was
+only half over the wheels, now it hid the axletree, and now the
+coach sank down in it almost to the windows.&nbsp; The air
+resounded in all directions with the loud chirping of the frogs,
+who, with the pigs (a coarse, ugly breed, as unwholesome-looking
+as though they were the spontaneous growth of the country), had
+the whole scene to themselves.&nbsp; Here and there we passed a
+log hut: but the wretched cabins were wide apart and thinly
+scattered, for though the soil is very rich in this place, few
+people can exist in such a deadly atmosphere.&nbsp; On either
+side of the track, if it deserve the name, was the thick
+&lsquo;bush;&rsquo; and everywhere was stagnant, slimy, rotten,
+filthy water.</p>
+<p>As it is the custom in these parts to give a horse a gallon or
+so of cold water whenever he is in a foam with heat, we halted
+for that purpose, at a log inn in the wood, far removed from any
+other residence.&nbsp; It consisted of one room, bare-roofed and
+bare-walled of course, with a loft above.&nbsp; The ministering
+priest was a swarthy young savage, in a shirt of cotton print
+like bed-furniture, and a pair of ragged trousers.&nbsp; There
+were a couple of young boys, too, nearly naked, lying idle by the
+well; and they, and he, and <i>the</i> traveller at the inn,
+turned out to look at us.</p>
+<p>The traveller was an old man with a grey gristly beard two
+inches long, a shaggy moustache of the same hue, and enormous
+eyebrows; which almost obscured his lazy, semi-drunken glance, as
+he stood regarding us with folded arms: poising himself
+alternately upon his toes and heels.&nbsp; On being addressed by
+one of the party, he drew nearer, and said, rubbing his chin
+(which scraped under his horny hand like fresh gravel beneath a
+nailed shoe), that he was from Delaware, and had lately bought a
+farm &lsquo;down there,&rsquo; pointing into one of the marshes
+where the stunted trees were thickest.&nbsp; He was
+&lsquo;going,&rsquo; he added, to St. Louis, to fetch his family,
+whom he had left behind; but he seemed in no great hurry to bring
+on these incumbrances, for when we moved away, he loitered back
+into the cabin, and was plainly bent on stopping there so long as
+his money lasted.&nbsp; He was a great politician of course, and
+explained his opinions at some length to one of our company; but
+I only remember that he concluded with two sentiments, one of
+which was, Somebody for ever; and the other, Blast everybody
+else! which is by no means a bad abstract of the general creed in
+these matters.</p>
+<p>When the horses were swollen out to about twice their natural
+dimensions (there seems to be an idea here, that this kind of
+inflation improves their going), we went forward again, through
+mud and mire, and damp, and festering heat, and brake and bush,
+attended always by the music of the frogs and pigs, until nearly
+noon, when we halted at a place called Belleville.</p>
+<p>Belleville was a small collection of wooden houses, huddled
+together in the very heart of the bush and swamp.&nbsp; Many of
+them had singularly bright doors of red and yellow; for the place
+had been lately visited by a travelling painter, &lsquo;who got
+along,&rsquo; as I was told, &lsquo;by eating his
+way.&rsquo;&nbsp; The criminal court was sitting, and was at that
+moment trying some criminals for horse-stealing: with whom it
+would most likely go hard: for live stock of all kinds being
+necessarily very much exposed in the woods, is held by the
+community in rather higher value than human life; and for this
+reason, juries generally make a point of finding all men indicted
+for cattle-stealing, guilty, whether or no.</p>
+<p>The horses belonging to the bar, the judge, and witnesses,
+were tied to temporary racks set up roughly in the road; by which
+is to be understood, a forest path, nearly knee-deep in mud and
+slime.</p>
+<p>There was an hotel in this place, which, like all hotels in
+America, had its large dining-room for the public table.&nbsp; It
+was an odd, shambling, low-roofed out-house, half-cowshed and
+half-kitchen, with a coarse brown canvas table-cloth, and tin
+sconces stuck against the walls, to hold candles at
+supper-time.&nbsp; The horseman had gone forward to have coffee
+and some eatables prepared, and they were by this time nearly
+ready.&nbsp; He had ordered &lsquo;wheat-bread and chicken
+fixings,&rsquo; in preference to &lsquo;corn-bread and common
+doings.&rsquo;&nbsp; The latter kind of rejection includes only
+pork and bacon.&nbsp; The former comprehends broiled ham,
+sausages, veal cutlets, steaks, and such other viands of that
+nature as may be supposed, by a tolerably wide poetical
+construction, &lsquo;to fix&rsquo; a chicken comfortably in the
+digestive organs of any lady or gentleman.</p>
+<p>On one of the door-posts at this inn, was a tin plate, whereon
+was inscribed in characters of gold, &lsquo;Doctor Crocus;&rsquo;
+and on a sheet of paper, pasted up by the side of this plate, was
+a written announcement that Dr. Crocus would that evening deliver
+a lecture on Phrenology for the benefit of the Belleville public;
+at a charge, for admission, of so much a head.</p>
+<p>Straying up-stairs, during the preparation of the chicken
+fixings, I happened to pass the doctor&rsquo;s chamber; and as
+the door stood wide open, and the room was empty, I made bold to
+peep in.</p>
+<p>It was a bare, unfurnished, comfortless room, with an unframed
+portrait hanging up at the head of the bed; a likeness, I take
+it, of the Doctor, for the forehead was fully displayed, and
+great stress was laid by the artist upon its phrenological
+developments.&nbsp; The bed itself was covered with an old
+patch-work counterpane.&nbsp; The room was destitute of carpet or
+of curtain.&nbsp; There was a damp fireplace without any stove,
+full of wood ashes; a chair, and a very small table; and on the
+last-named piece of furniture was displayed, in grand array, the
+doctor&rsquo;s library, consisting of some half-dozen greasy old
+books.</p>
+<p>Now, it certainly looked about the last apartment on the whole
+earth out of which any man would be likely to get anything to do
+him good.&nbsp; But the door, as I have said, stood coaxingly
+open, and plainly said in conjunction with the chair, the
+portrait, the table, and the books, &lsquo;Walk in, gentlemen,
+walk in!&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t be ill, gentlemen, when you may be
+well in no time.&nbsp; Doctor Crocus is here, gentlemen, the
+celebrated Dr. Crocus!&nbsp; Dr. Crocus has come all this way to
+cure you, gentlemen.&nbsp; If you haven&rsquo;t heard of Dr.
+Crocus, it&rsquo;s your fault, gentlemen, who live a little way
+out of the world here: not Dr. Crocus&rsquo;s.&nbsp; Walk in,
+gentlemen, walk in!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>In the passage below, when I went down-stairs again, was Dr.
+Crocus himself.&nbsp; A crowd had flocked in from the Court
+House, and a voice from among them called out to the landlord,
+&lsquo;Colonel! introduce Doctor Crocus.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Mr. Dickens,&rsquo; says the colonel, &lsquo;Doctor
+Crocus.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Upon which Doctor Crocus, who is a tall, fine-looking
+Scotchman, but rather fierce and warlike in appearance for a
+professor of the peaceful art of healing, bursts out of the
+concourse with his right arm extended, and his chest thrown out
+as far as it will possibly come, and says:</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Your countryman, sir!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Whereupon Doctor Crocus and I shake hands; and Doctor Crocus
+looks as if I didn&rsquo;t by any means realise his expectations,
+which, in a linen blouse, and a great straw hat, with a green
+ribbon, and no gloves, and my face and nose profusely ornamented
+with the stings of mosquitoes and the bites of bugs, it is very
+likely I did not.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Long in these parts, sir?&rsquo; says I.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Three or four months, sir,&rsquo; says the Doctor.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Do you think of soon returning to the old
+country?&rsquo; says I.</p>
+<p>Doctor Crocus makes no verbal answer, but gives me an
+imploring look, which says so plainly &lsquo;Will you ask me that
+again, a little louder, if you please?&rsquo; that I repeat the
+question.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Think of soon returning to the old country, sir!&rsquo;
+repeats the Doctor.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;To the old country, sir,&rsquo; I rejoin.</p>
+<p>Doctor Crocus looks round upon the crowd to observe the effect
+he produces, rubs his hands, and says, in a very loud voice:</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Not yet awhile, sir, not yet.&nbsp; You won&rsquo;t
+catch me at that just yet, sir.&nbsp; I am a little too fond of
+freedom for <i>that</i>, sir.&nbsp; Ha, ha!&nbsp; It&rsquo;s not
+so easy for a man to tear himself from a free country such as
+this is, sir.&nbsp; Ha, ha!&nbsp; No, no!&nbsp; Ha, ha!&nbsp;
+None of that till one&rsquo;s obliged to do it, sir.&nbsp; No,
+no!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>As Doctor Crocus says these latter words, he shakes his head,
+knowingly, and laughs again.&nbsp; Many of the bystanders shake
+their heads in concert with the doctor, and laugh too, and look
+at each other as much as to say, &lsquo;A pretty bright and
+first-rate sort of chap is Crocus!&rsquo; and unless I am very
+much mistaken, a good many people went to the lecture that night,
+who never thought about phrenology, or about Doctor Crocus
+either, in all their lives before.</p>
+<p>From Belleville, we went on, through the same desolate kind of
+waste, and constantly attended, without the interval of a moment,
+by the same music; until, at three o&rsquo;clock in the
+afternoon, we halted once more at a village called Lebanon to
+inflate the horses again, and give them some corn besides: of
+which they stood much in need.&nbsp; Pending this ceremony, I
+walked into the village, where I met a full-sized dwelling-house
+coming down-hill at a round trot, drawn by a score or more of
+oxen.</p>
+<p>The public-house was so very clean and good a one, that the
+managers of the jaunt resolved to return to it and put up there
+for the night, if possible.&nbsp; This course decided on, and the
+horses being well refreshed, we again pushed forward, and came
+upon the Prairie at sunset.</p>
+<p>It would be difficult to say why, or how&mdash;though it was
+possibly from having heard and read so much about it&mdash;but
+the effect on me was disappointment.&nbsp; Looking towards the
+setting sun, there lay, stretched out before my view, a vast
+expanse of level ground; unbroken, save by one thin line of
+trees, which scarcely amounted to a scratch upon the great blank;
+until it met the glowing sky, wherein it seemed to dip: mingling
+with its rich colours, and mellowing in its distant blue.&nbsp;
+There it lay, a tranquil sea or lake without water, if such a
+simile be admissible, with the day going down upon it: a few
+birds wheeling here and there: and solitude and silence reigning
+paramount around.&nbsp; But the grass was not yet high; there
+were bare black patches on the ground; and the few wild flowers
+that the eye could see, were poor and scanty.&nbsp; Great as the
+picture was, its very flatness and extent, which left nothing to
+the imagination, tamed it down and cramped its interest.&nbsp; I
+felt little of that sense of freedom and exhilaration which a
+Scottish heath inspires, or even our English downs awaken.&nbsp;
+It was lonely and wild, but oppressive in its barren
+monotony.&nbsp; I felt that in traversing the Prairies, I could
+never abandon myself to the scene, forgetful of all else; as I
+should do instinctively, were the heather underneath my feet, or
+an iron-bound coast beyond; but should often glance towards the
+distant and frequently-receding line of the horizon, and wish it
+gained and passed.&nbsp; It is not a scene to be forgotten, but
+it is scarcely one, I think (at all events, as I saw it), to
+remember with much pleasure, or to covet the looking-on again, in
+after-life.</p>
+<p>We encamped near a solitary log-house, for the sake of its
+water, and dined upon the plain.&nbsp; The baskets contained
+roast fowls, buffalo&rsquo;s tongue (an exquisite dainty, by the
+way), ham, bread, cheese, and butter; biscuits, champagne,
+sherry; lemons and sugar for punch; and abundance of rough
+ice.&nbsp; The meal was delicious, and the entertainers were the
+soul of kindness and good humour.&nbsp; I have often recalled
+that cheerful party to my pleasant recollection since, and shall
+not easily forget, in junketings nearer home with friends of
+older date, my boon companions on the Prairie.</p>
+<p>Returning to Lebanon that night, we lay at the little inn at
+which we had halted in the afternoon.&nbsp; In point of
+cleanliness and comfort it would have suffered by no comparison
+with any English alehouse, of a homely kind, in England.</p>
+<p>Rising at five o&rsquo;clock next morning, I took a walk about
+the village: none of the houses were strolling about to-day, but
+it was early for them yet, perhaps: and then amused myself by
+lounging in a kind of farm-yard behind the tavern, of which the
+leading features were, a strange jumble of rough sheds for
+stables; a rude colonnade, built as a cool place of summer
+resort; a deep well; a great earthen mound for keeping vegetables
+in, in winter time; and a pigeon-house, whose little apertures
+looked, as they do in all pigeon-houses, very much too small for
+the admission of the plump and swelling-breasted birds who were
+strutting about it, though they tried to get in never so
+hard.&nbsp; That interest exhausted, I took a survey of the
+inn&rsquo;s two parlours, which were decorated with coloured
+prints of Washington, and President Madison, and of a white-faced
+young lady (much speckled by the flies), who held up her gold
+neck-chain for the admiration of the spectator, and informed all
+admiring comers that she was &lsquo;Just Seventeen:&rsquo;
+although I should have thought her older.&nbsp; In the best room
+were two oil portraits of the kit-cat size, representing the
+landlord and his infant son; both looking as bold as lions, and
+staring out of the canvas with an intensity that would have been
+cheap at any price.&nbsp; They were painted, I think, by the
+artist who had touched up the Belleville doors with red and gold;
+for I seemed to recognise his style immediately.</p>
+<p>After breakfast, we started to return by a different way from
+that which we had taken yesterday, and coming up at ten
+o&rsquo;clock with an encampment of German emigrants carrying
+their goods in carts, who had made a rousing fire which they were
+just quitting, stopped there to refresh.&nbsp; And very pleasant
+the fire was; for, hot though it had been yesterday, it was quite
+cold to-day, and the wind blew keenly.&nbsp; Looming in the
+distance, as we rode along, was another of the ancient Indian
+burial-places, called The Monks&rsquo; Mound; in memory of a body
+of fanatics of the order of La Trappe, who founded a desolate
+convent there, many years ago, when there were no settlers within
+a thousand miles, and were all swept off by the pernicious
+climate: in which lamentable fatality, few rational people will
+suppose, perhaps, that society experienced any very severe
+deprivation.</p>
+<p>The track of to-day had the same features as the track of
+yesterday.&nbsp; There was the swamp, the bush, and the perpetual
+chorus of frogs, the rank unseemly growth, the unwholesome
+steaming earth.&nbsp; Here and there, and frequently too, we
+encountered a solitary broken-down waggon, full of some new
+settler&rsquo;s goods.&nbsp; It was a pitiful sight to see one of
+these vehicles deep in the mire; the axle-tree broken; the wheel
+lying idly by its side; the man gone miles away, to look for
+assistance; the woman seated among their wandering household gods
+with a baby at her breast, a picture of forlorn, dejected
+patience; the team of oxen crouching down mournfully in the mud,
+and breathing forth such clouds of vapour from their mouths and
+nostrils, that all the damp mist and fog around seemed to have
+come direct from them.</p>
+<p>In due time we mustered once again before the merchant
+tailor&rsquo;s, and having done so, crossed over to the city in
+the ferry-boat: passing, on the way, a spot called Bloody Island,
+the duelling-ground of St. Louis, and so designated in honour of
+the last fatal combat fought there, which was with pistols,
+breast to breast.&nbsp; Both combatants fell dead upon the
+ground; and possibly some rational people may think of them, as
+of the gloomy madmen on the Monks&rsquo; Mound, that they were no
+great loss to the community.</p>
+<h2><a name="page153"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+153</span>CHAPTER XIV<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">RETURN TO CINCINNATI.&nbsp; A STAGE-COACH
+RIDE FROM THAT CITY TO COLUMBUS, AND THENCE TO SANDUSKY.&nbsp;
+SO, BY LAKE ERIE, TO THE FALLS OF NIAGARA</span></h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">As</span> I had a desire to travel through
+the interior of the state of Ohio, and to &lsquo;strike the
+lakes,&rsquo; as the phrase is, at a small town called Sandusky,
+to which that route would conduct us on our way to Niagara, we
+had to return from St. Louis by the way we had come, and to
+retrace our former track as far as Cincinnati.</p>
+<p>The day on which we were to take leave of St. Louis being very
+fine; and the steamboat, which was to have started I don&rsquo;t
+know how early in the morning, postponing, for the third or
+fourth time, her departure until the afternoon; we rode forward
+to an old French village on the river, called properly
+Carondelet, and nicknamed Vide Poche, and arranged that the
+packet should call for us there.</p>
+<p>The place consisted of a few poor cottages, and two or three
+public-houses; the state of whose larders certainly seemed to
+justify the second designation of the village, for there was
+nothing to eat in any of them.&nbsp; At length, however, by going
+back some half a mile or so, we found a solitary house where ham
+and coffee were procurable; and there we tarried to wait the
+advent of the boat, which would come in sight from the green
+before the door, a long way off.</p>
+<p>It was a neat, unpretending village tavern, and we took our
+repast in a quaint little room with a bed in it, decorated with
+some old oil paintings, which in their time had probably done
+duty in a Catholic chapel or monastery.&nbsp; The fare was very
+good, and served with great cleanliness.&nbsp; The house was kept
+by a characteristic old couple, with whom we had a long talk, and
+who were perhaps a very good sample of that kind of people in the
+West.</p>
+<p>The landlord was a dry, tough, hard-faced old fellow (not so
+very old either, for he was but just turned sixty, I should
+think), who had been out with the militia in the last war with
+England, and had seen all kinds of service,&mdash;except a
+battle; and he had been very near seeing that, he added: very
+near.&nbsp; He had all his life been restless and locomotive,
+with an irresistible desire for change; and was still the son of
+his old self: for if he had nothing to keep him at home, he said
+(slightly jerking his hat and his thumb towards the window of the
+room in which the old lady sat, as we stood talking in front of
+the house), he would clean up his musket, and be off to Texas
+to-morrow morning.&nbsp; He was one of the very many descendants
+of Cain proper to this continent, who seem destined from their
+birth to serve as pioneers in the great human army: who gladly go
+on from year to year extending its outposts, and leaving home
+after home behind them; and die at last, utterly regardless of
+their graves being left thousands of miles behind, by the
+wandering generation who succeed.</p>
+<p>His wife was a domesticated, kind-hearted old soul, who had
+come with him, &lsquo;from the queen city of the world,&rsquo;
+which, it seemed, was Philadelphia; but had no love for this
+Western country, and indeed had little reason to bear it any;
+having seen her children, one by one, die here of fever, in the
+full prime and beauty of their youth.&nbsp; Her heart was sore,
+she said, to think of them; and to talk on this theme, even to
+strangers, in that blighted place, so far from her old home,
+eased it somewhat, and became a melancholy pleasure.</p>
+<p>The boat appearing towards evening, we bade adieu to the poor
+old lady and her vagrant spouse, and making for the nearest
+landing-place, were soon on board The Messenger again, in our old
+cabin, and steaming down the Mississippi.</p>
+<p>If the coming up this river, slowly making head against the
+stream, be an irksome journey, the shooting down it with the
+turbid current is almost worse; for then the boat, proceeding at
+the rate of twelve or fifteen miles an hour, has to force its
+passage through a labyrinth of floating logs, which, in the dark,
+it is often impossible to see beforehand or avoid.&nbsp; All that
+night, the bell was never silent for five minutes at a time; and
+after every ring the vessel reeled again, sometimes beneath a
+single blow, sometimes beneath a dozen dealt in quick succession,
+the lightest of which seemed more than enough to beat in her
+frail keel, as though it had been pie-crust.&nbsp; Looking down
+upon the filthy river after dark, it seemed to be alive with
+monsters, as these black masses rolled upon the surface, or came
+starting up again, head first, when the boat, in ploughing her
+way among a shoal of such obstructions, drove a few among them
+for the moment under water.&nbsp; Sometimes the engine stopped
+during a long interval, and then before her and behind, and
+gathering close about her on all sides, were so many of these
+ill-favoured obstacles that she was fairly hemmed in; the centre
+of a floating island; and was constrained to pause until they
+parted, somewhere, as dark clouds will do before the wind, and
+opened by degrees a channel out.</p>
+<p>In good time next morning, however, we came again in sight of
+the detestable morass called Cairo; and stopping there to take in
+wood, lay alongside a barge, whose starting timbers scarcely held
+together.&nbsp; It was moored to the bank, and on its side was
+painted &lsquo;Coffee House;&rsquo; that being, I suppose, the
+floating paradise to which the people fly for shelter when they
+lose their houses for a month or two beneath the hideous waters
+of the Mississippi.&nbsp; But looking southward from this point,
+we had the satisfaction of seeing that intolerable river dragging
+its slimy length and ugly freight abruptly off towards New
+Orleans; and passing a yellow line which stretched across the
+current, were again upon the clear Ohio, never, I trust, to see
+the Mississippi more, saving in troubled dreams and
+nightmares.&nbsp; Leaving it for the company of its sparkling
+neighbour, was like the transition from pain to ease, or the
+awakening from a horrible vision to cheerful realities.</p>
+<p>We arrived at Louisville on the fourth night, and gladly
+availed ourselves of its excellent hotel.&nbsp; Next day we went
+on in the Ben Franklin, a beautiful mail steamboat, and reached
+Cincinnati shortly after midnight.&nbsp; Being by this time
+nearly tired of sleeping upon shelves, we had remained awake to
+go ashore straightway; and groping a passage across the dark
+decks of other boats, and among labyrinths of engine-machinery
+and leaking casks of molasses, we reached the streets, knocked up
+the porter at the hotel where we had stayed before, and were, to
+our great joy, safely housed soon afterwards.</p>
+<p>We rested but one day at Cincinnati, and then resumed our
+journey to Sandusky.&nbsp; As it comprised two varieties of
+stage-coach travelling, which, with those I have already glanced
+at, comprehend the main characteristics of this mode of transit
+in America, I will take the reader as our fellow-passenger, and
+pledge myself to perform the distance with all possible
+despatch.</p>
+<p>Our place of destination in the first instance is
+Columbus.&nbsp; It is distant about a hundred and twenty miles
+from Cincinnati, but there is a macadamised road (rare blessing!)
+the whole way, and the rate of travelling upon it is six miles an
+hour.</p>
+<p>We start at eight o&rsquo;clock in the morning, in a great
+mail-coach, whose huge cheeks are so very ruddy and plethoric,
+that it appears to be troubled with a tendency of blood to the
+head.&nbsp; Dropsical it certainly is, for it will hold a dozen
+passengers inside.&nbsp; But, wonderful to add, it is very clean
+and bright, being nearly new; and rattles through the streets of
+Cincinnati gaily.</p>
+<p>Our way lies through a beautiful country, richly cultivated,
+and luxuriant in its promise of an abundant harvest.&nbsp;
+Sometimes we pass a field where the strong bristling stalks of
+Indian corn look like a crop of walking-sticks, and sometimes an
+enclosure where the green wheat is springing up among a labyrinth
+of stumps; the primitive worm-fence is universal, and an ugly
+thing it is; but the farms are neatly kept, and, save for these
+differences, one might be travelling just now in Kent.</p>
+<p>We often stop to water at a roadside inn, which is always dull
+and silent.&nbsp; The coachman dismounts and fills his bucket,
+and holds it to the horses&rsquo; heads.&nbsp; There is scarcely
+ever any one to help him; there are seldom any loungers standing
+round; and never any stable-company with jokes to crack.&nbsp;
+Sometimes, when we have changed our team, there is a difficulty
+in starting again, arising out of the prevalent mode of breaking
+a young horse: which is to catch him, harness him against his
+will, and put him in a stage-coach without further notice: but we
+get on somehow or other, after a great many kicks and a violent
+struggle; and jog on as before again.</p>
+<p>Occasionally, when we stop to change, some two or three
+half-drunken loafers will come loitering out with their hands in
+their pockets, or will be seen kicking their heels in
+rocking-chairs, or lounging on the window-sill, or sitting on a
+rail within the colonnade: they have not often anything to say
+though, either to us or to each other, but sit there idly staring
+at the coach and horses.&nbsp; The landlord of the inn is usually
+among them, and seems, of all the party, to be the least
+connected with the business of the house.&nbsp; Indeed he is with
+reference to the tavern, what the driver is in relation to the
+coach and passengers: whatever happens in his sphere of action,
+he is quite indifferent, and perfectly easy in his mind.</p>
+<p>The frequent change of coachmen works no change or variety in
+the coachman&rsquo;s character.&nbsp; He is always dirty, sullen,
+and taciturn.&nbsp; If he be capable of smartness of any kind,
+moral or physical, he has a faculty of concealing it which is
+truly marvellous.&nbsp; He never speaks to you as you sit beside
+him on the box, and if you speak to him, he answers (if at all)
+in monosyllables.&nbsp; He points out nothing on the road, and
+seldom looks at anything: being, to all appearance, thoroughly
+weary of it and of existence generally.&nbsp; As to doing the
+honours of his coach, his business, as I have said, is with the
+horses.&nbsp; The coach follows because it is attached to them
+and goes on wheels: not because you are in it.&nbsp; Sometimes,
+towards the end of a long stage, he suddenly breaks out into a
+discordant fragment of an election song, but his face never sings
+along with him: it is only his voice, and not often that.</p>
+<p>He always chews and always spits, and never encumbers himself
+with a pocket-handkerchief.&nbsp; The consequences to the box
+passenger, especially when the wind blows towards him, are not
+agreeable.</p>
+<p>Whenever the coach stops, and you can hear the voices of the
+inside passengers; or whenever any bystander addresses them, or
+any one among them; or they address each other; you will hear one
+phrase repeated over and over and over again to the most
+extraordinary extent.&nbsp; It is an ordinary and unpromising
+phrase enough, being neither more nor less than &lsquo;Yes,
+sir;&rsquo; but it is adapted to every variety of circumstance,
+and fills up every pause in the conversation.&nbsp;
+Thus:&mdash;</p>
+<p>The time is one o&rsquo;clock at noon.&nbsp; The scene, a
+place where we are to stay and dine, on this journey.&nbsp; The
+coach drives up to the door of an inn.&nbsp; The day is warm, and
+there are several idlers lingering about the tavern, and waiting
+for the public dinner.&nbsp; Among them, is a stout gentleman in
+a brown hat, swinging himself to and fro in a rocking-chair on
+the pavement.</p>
+<p>As the coach stops, a gentleman in a straw hat looks out of
+the window:</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>.&nbsp; (To the stout
+gentleman in the rocking-chair.)&nbsp; I reckon that&rsquo;s
+Judge Jefferson, an&rsquo;t it?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>.&nbsp; (Still swinging;
+speaking very slowly; and without any emotion whatever.)&nbsp;
+Yes, sir.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>.&nbsp; Warm weather,
+Judge.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>.&nbsp; Yes, sir.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>.&nbsp; There was a snap
+of cold, last week.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>.&nbsp; Yes, sir.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>.&nbsp; Yes, sir.</p>
+<p>A pause.&nbsp; They look at each other, very seriously.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>.&nbsp; I calculate
+you&rsquo;ll have got through that case of the corporation,
+Judge, by this time, now?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>.&nbsp; Yes, sir.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>.&nbsp; How did the
+verdict go, sir?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>.&nbsp; For the defendant,
+sir.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>.&nbsp;
+(Interrogatively.)&nbsp; Yes, sir?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>. (Affirmatively.)&nbsp;
+Yes, sir.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Both</span>.&nbsp; (Musingly, as each
+gazes down the street.)&nbsp; Yes, sir.</p>
+<p>Another pause.&nbsp; They look at each other again, still more
+seriously than before.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>.&nbsp; This coach is
+rather behind its time to-day, I guess.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>.&nbsp;
+(Doubtingly.)&nbsp; Yes, sir.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>.&nbsp; (Looking at his
+watch.)&nbsp; Yes, sir; nigh upon two hours.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>.&nbsp; (Raising his
+eyebrows in very great surprise.)&nbsp; Yes, sir!</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>.&nbsp; (Decisively, as he
+puts up his watch.)&nbsp; Yes, sir.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">All the other inside
+Passengers</span>.&nbsp; (Among themselves.)&nbsp; Yes, sir.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Coachman</span>.&nbsp; (In a very surly
+tone.)&nbsp; No it an&rsquo;t.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>.&nbsp; (To the
+coachman.)&nbsp; Well, I don&rsquo;t know, sir.&nbsp; We were a
+pretty tall time coming that last fifteen mile.&nbsp;
+That&rsquo;s a fact.</p>
+<p>The coachman making no reply, and plainly declining to enter
+into any controversy on a subject so far removed from his
+sympathies and feelings, another passenger says, &lsquo;Yes,
+sir;&rsquo; and the gentleman in the straw hat in acknowledgment
+of his courtesy, says &lsquo;Yes, sir,&rsquo; to him, in
+return.&nbsp; The straw hat then inquires of the brown hat,
+whether that coach in which he (the straw hat) then sits, is not
+a new one?&nbsp; To which the brown hat again makes answer,
+&lsquo;Yes, sir.&rsquo;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>.&nbsp; I thought
+so.&nbsp; Pretty loud smell of varnish, sir?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>.&nbsp; Yes, sir.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">All the other inside
+Passengers</span>.&nbsp; Yes, sir.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>.&nbsp; (To the company in
+general.)&nbsp; Yes, sir.</p>
+<p>The conversational powers of the company having been by this
+time pretty heavily taxed, the straw hat opens the door and gets
+out; and all the rest alight also.&nbsp; We dine soon afterwards
+with the boarders in the house, and have nothing to drink but tea
+and coffee.&nbsp; As they are both very bad and the water is
+worse, I ask for brandy; but it is a Temperance Hotel, and
+spirits are not to be had for love or money.&nbsp; This
+preposterous forcing of unpleasant drinks down the reluctant
+throats of travellers is not at all uncommon in America, but I
+never discovered that the scruples of such wincing landlords
+induced them to preserve any unusually nice balance between the
+quality of their fare, and their scale of charges: on the
+contrary, I rather suspected them of diminishing the one and
+exalting the other, by way of recompense for the loss of their
+profit on the sale of spirituous liquors.&nbsp; After all,
+perhaps, the plainest course for persons of such tender
+consciences, would be, a total abstinence from
+tavern-keeping.</p>
+<p>Dinner over, we get into another vehicle which is ready at the
+door (for the coach has been changed in the interval), and resume
+our journey; which continues through the same kind of country
+until evening, when we come to the town where we are to stop for
+tea and supper; and having delivered the mail bags at the
+Post-office, ride through the usual wide street, lined with the
+usual stores and houses (the drapers always having hung up at
+their door, by way of sign, a piece of bright red cloth), to the
+hotel where this meal is prepared.&nbsp; There being many
+boarders here, we sit down, a large party, and a very melancholy
+one as usual.&nbsp; But there is a buxom hostess at the head of
+the table, and opposite, a simple Welsh schoolmaster with his
+wife and child; who came here, on a speculation of greater
+promise than performance, to teach the classics: and they are
+sufficient subjects of interest until the meal is over, and
+another coach is ready.&nbsp; In it we go on once more, lighted
+by a bright moon, until midnight; when we stop to change the
+coach again, and remain for half an hour or so in a miserable
+room, with a blurred lithograph of Washington over the smoky
+fire-place, and a mighty jug of cold water on the table: to which
+refreshment the moody passengers do so apply themselves that they
+would seem to be, one and all, keen patients of Dr.
+Sangrado.&nbsp; Among them is a very little boy, who chews
+tobacco like a very big one; and a droning gentleman, who talks
+arithmetically and statistically on all subjects, from poetry
+downwards; and who always speaks in the same key, with exactly
+the same emphasis, and with very grave deliberation.&nbsp; He
+came outside just now, and told me how that the uncle of a
+certain young lady who had been spirited away and married by a
+certain captain, lived in these parts; and how this uncle was so
+valiant and ferocious that he shouldn&rsquo;t wonder if he were
+to follow the said captain to England, &lsquo;and shoot him down
+in the street wherever he found him;&rsquo; in the feasibility of
+which strong measure I, being for the moment rather prone to
+contradiction, from feeling half asleep and very tired, declined
+to acquiesce: assuring him that if the uncle did resort to it, or
+gratified any other little whim of the like nature, he would find
+himself one morning prematurely throttled at the Old Bailey: and
+that he would do well to make his will before he went, as he
+would certainly want it before he had been in Britain very
+long.</p>
+<p>On we go, all night, and by-and-by the day begins to break,
+and presently the first cheerful rays of the warm sun come
+slanting on us brightly.&nbsp; It sheds its light upon a
+miserable waste of sodden grass, and dull trees, and squalid
+huts, whose aspect is forlorn and grievous in the last
+degree.&nbsp; A very desert in the wood, whose growth of green is
+dank and noxious like that upon the top of standing water: where
+poisonous fungus grows in the rare footprint on the oozy ground,
+and sprouts like witches&rsquo; coral, from the crevices in the
+cabin wall and floor; it is a hideous thing to lie upon the very
+threshold of a city.&nbsp; But it was purchased years ago, and as
+the owner cannot be discovered, the State has been unable to
+reclaim it.&nbsp; So there it remains, in the midst of
+cultivation and improvement, like ground accursed, and made
+obscene and rank by some great crime.</p>
+<p>We reached Columbus shortly before seven o&rsquo;clock, and
+stayed there, to refresh, that day and night: having excellent
+apartments in a very large unfinished hotel called the Neill
+House, which were richly fitted with the polished wood of the
+black walnut, and opened on a handsome portico and stone
+verandah, like rooms in some Italian mansion.&nbsp; The town is
+clean and pretty, and of course is &lsquo;going to be&rsquo; much
+larger.&nbsp; It is the seat of the State legislature of Ohio,
+and lays claim, in consequence, to some consideration and
+importance.</p>
+<p>There being no stage-coach next day, upon the road we wished
+to take, I hired &lsquo;an extra,&rsquo; at a reasonable charge
+to carry us to Tiffin; a small town from whence there is a
+railroad to Sandusky.&nbsp; This extra was an ordinary four-horse
+stage-coach, such as I have described, changing horses and
+drivers, as the stage-coach would, but was exclusively our own
+for the journey.&nbsp; To ensure our having horses at the proper
+stations, and being incommoded by no strangers, the proprietors
+sent an agent on the box, who was to accompany us the whole way
+through; and thus attended, and bearing with us, besides, a
+hamper full of savoury cold meats, and fruit, and wine, we
+started off again in high spirits, at half-past six o&rsquo;clock
+next morning, very much delighted to be by ourselves, and
+disposed to enjoy even the roughest journey.</p>
+<p>It was well for us, that we were in this humour, for the road
+we went over that day, was certainly enough to have shaken
+tempers that were not resolutely at Set Fair, down to some inches
+below Stormy.&nbsp; At one time we were all flung together in a
+heap at the bottom of the coach, and at another we were crushing
+our heads against the roof.&nbsp; Now, one side was down deep in
+the mire, and we were holding on to the other.&nbsp; Now, the
+coach was lying on the tails of the two wheelers; and now it was
+rearing up in the air, in a frantic state, with all four horses
+standing on the top of an insurmountable eminence, looking coolly
+back at it, as though they would say &lsquo;Unharness us.&nbsp;
+It can&rsquo;t be done.&rsquo;&nbsp; The drivers on these roads,
+who certainly get over the ground in a manner which is quite
+miraculous, so twist and turn the team about in forcing a
+passage, corkscrew fashion, through the bogs and swamps, that it
+was quite a common circumstance on looking out of the window, to
+see the coachman with the ends of a pair of reins in his hands,
+apparently driving nothing, or playing at horses, and the leaders
+staring at one unexpectedly from the back of the coach, as if
+they had some idea of getting up behind.&nbsp; A great portion of
+the way was over what is called a corduroy road, which is made by
+throwing trunks of trees into a marsh, and leaving them to settle
+there.&nbsp; The very slightest of the jolts with which the
+ponderous carriage fell from log to log, was enough, it seemed,
+to have dislocated all the bones in the human body.&nbsp; It
+would be impossible to experience a similar set of sensations, in
+any other circumstances, unless perhaps in attempting to go up to
+the top of St. Paul&rsquo;s in an omnibus.&nbsp; Never, never
+once, that day, was the coach in any position, attitude, or kind
+of motion to which we are accustomed in coaches.&nbsp; Never did
+it make the smallest approach to one&rsquo;s experience of the
+proceedings of any sort of vehicle that goes on wheels.</p>
+<p>Still, it was a fine day, and the temperature was delicious,
+and though we had left Summer behind us in the west, and were
+fast leaving Spring, we were moving towards Niagara and
+home.&nbsp; We alighted in a pleasant wood towards the middle of
+the day, dined on a fallen tree, and leaving our best fragments
+with a cottager, and our worst with the pigs (who swarm in this
+part of the country like grains of sand on the sea-shore, to the
+great comfort of our commissariat in Canada), we went forward
+again, gaily.</p>
+<p>As night came on, the track grew narrower and narrower, until
+at last it so lost itself among the trees, that the driver seemed
+to find his way by instinct.&nbsp; We had the comfort of knowing,
+at least, that there was no danger of his falling asleep, for
+every now and then a wheel would strike against an unseen stump
+with such a jerk, that he was fain to hold on pretty tight and
+pretty quick, to keep himself upon the box.&nbsp; Nor was there
+any reason to dread the least danger from furious driving,
+inasmuch as over that broken ground the horses had enough to do
+to walk; as to shying, there was no room for that; and a herd of
+wild elephants could not have run away in such a wood, with such
+a coach at their heels.&nbsp; So we stumbled along, quite
+satisfied.</p>
+<p>These stumps of trees are a curious feature in American
+travelling.&nbsp; The varying illusions they present to the
+unaccustomed eye as it grows dark, are quite astonishing in their
+number and reality.&nbsp; Now, there is a Grecian urn erected in
+the centre of a lonely field; now there is a woman weeping at a
+tomb; now a very commonplace old gentleman in a white waistcoat,
+with a thumb thrust into each arm-hole of his coat; now a student
+poring on a book; now a crouching negro; now, a horse, a dog, a
+cannon, an armed man; a hunch-back throwing off his cloak and
+stepping forth into the light.&nbsp; They were often as
+entertaining to me as so many glasses in a magic lantern, and
+never took their shapes at my bidding, but seemed to force
+themselves upon me, whether I would or no; and strange to say, I
+sometimes recognised in them counterparts of figures once
+familiar to me in pictures attached to childish books, forgotten
+long ago.</p>
+<p>It soon became too dark, however, even for this amusement, and
+the trees were so close together that their dry branches rattled
+against the coach on either side, and obliged us all to keep our
+heads within.&nbsp; It lightened too, for three whole hours; each
+flash being very bright, and blue, and long; and as the vivid
+streaks came darting in among the crowded branches, and the
+thunder rolled gloomily above the tree tops, one could scarcely
+help thinking that there were better neighbourhoods at such a
+time than thick woods afforded.</p>
+<p>At length, between ten and eleven o&rsquo;clock at night, a
+few feeble lights appeared in the distance, and Upper Sandusky,
+an Indian village, where we were to stay till morning, lay before
+us.</p>
+<p>They were gone to bed at the log Inn, which was the only house
+of entertainment in the place, but soon answered to our knocking,
+and got some tea for us in a sort of kitchen or common room,
+tapestried with old newspapers, pasted against the wall.&nbsp;
+The bed-chamber to which my wife and I were shown, was a large,
+low, ghostly room; with a quantity of withered branches on the
+hearth, and two doors without any fastening, opposite to each
+other, both opening on the black night and wild country, and so
+contrived, that one of them always blew the other open: a novelty
+in domestic architecture, which I do not remember to have seen
+before, and which I was somewhat disconcerted to have forced on
+my attention after getting into bed, as I had a considerable sum
+in gold for our travelling expenses, in my dressing-case.&nbsp;
+Some of the luggage, however, piled against the panels, soon
+settled this difficulty, and my sleep would not have been very
+much affected that night, I believe, though it had failed to do
+so.</p>
+<p>My Boston friend climbed up to bed, somewhere in the roof,
+where another guest was already snoring hugely.&nbsp; But being
+bitten beyond his power of endurance, he turned out again, and
+fled for shelter to the coach, which was airing itself in front
+of the house.&nbsp; This was not a very politic step, as it
+turned out; for the pigs scenting him, and looking upon the coach
+as a kind of pie with some manner of meat inside, grunted round
+it so hideously, that he was afraid to come out again, and lay
+there shivering, till morning.&nbsp; Nor was it possible to warm
+him, when he did come out, by means of a glass of brandy: for in
+Indian villages, the legislature, with a very good and wise
+intention, forbids the sale of spirits by tavern keepers.&nbsp;
+The precaution, however, is quite inefficacious, for the Indians
+never fail to procure liquor of a worse kind, at a dearer price,
+from travelling pedlars.</p>
+<p>It is a settlement of the Wyandot Indians who inhabit this
+place.&nbsp; Among the company at breakfast was a mild old
+gentleman, who had been for many years employed by the United
+States Government in conducting negotiations with the Indians,
+and who had just concluded a treaty with these people by which
+they bound themselves, in consideration of a certain annual sum,
+to remove next year to some land provided for them, west of the
+Mississippi, and a little way beyond St. Louis.&nbsp; He gave me
+a moving account of their strong attachment to the familiar
+scenes of their infancy, and in particular to the burial-places
+of their kindred; and of their great reluctance to leave
+them.&nbsp; He had witnessed many such removals, and always with
+pain, though he knew that they departed for their own good.&nbsp;
+The question whether this tribe should go or stay, had been
+discussed among them a day or two before, in a hut erected for
+the purpose, the logs of which still lay upon the ground before
+the inn.&nbsp; When the speaking was done, the ayes and noes were
+ranged on opposite sides, and every male adult voted in his
+turn.&nbsp; The moment the result was known, the minority (a
+large one) cheerfully yielded to the rest, and withdrew all kind
+of opposition.</p>
+<p>We met some of these poor Indians afterwards, riding on shaggy
+ponies.&nbsp; They were so like the meaner sort of gipsies, that
+if I could have seen any of them in England, I should have
+concluded, as a matter of course, that they belonged to that
+wandering and restless people.</p>
+<p>Leaving this town directly after breakfast, we pushed forward
+again, over a rather worse road than yesterday, if possible, and
+arrived about noon at Tiffin, where we parted with the
+extra.&nbsp; At two o&rsquo;clock we took the railroad; the
+travelling on which was very slow, its construction being
+indifferent, and the ground wet and marshy; and arrived at
+Sandusky in time to dine that evening.&nbsp; We put up at a
+comfortable little hotel on the brink of Lake Erie, lay there
+that night, and had no choice but to wait there next day, until a
+steamboat bound for Buffalo appeared.&nbsp; The town, which was
+sluggish and uninteresting enough, was something like the back of
+an English watering-place, out of the season.</p>
+<p>Our host, who was very attentive and anxious to make us
+comfortable, was a handsome middle-aged man, who had come to this
+town from New England, in which part of the country he was
+&lsquo;raised.&rsquo;&nbsp; When I say that he constantly walked
+in and out of the room with his hat on; and stopped to converse
+in the same free-and-easy state; and lay down on our sofa, and
+pulled his newspaper out of his pocket, and read it at his ease;
+I merely mention these traits as characteristic of the country:
+not at all as being matter of complaint, or as having been
+disagreeable to me.&nbsp; I should undoubtedly be offended by
+such proceedings at home, because there they are not the custom,
+and where they are not, they would be impertinencies; but in
+America, the only desire of a good-natured fellow of this kind,
+is to treat his guests hospitably and well; and I had no more
+right, and I can truly say no more disposition, to measure his
+conduct by our English rule and standard, than I had to quarrel
+with him for not being of the exact stature which would qualify
+him for admission into the Queen&rsquo;s grenadier guards.&nbsp;
+As little inclination had I to find fault with a funny old lady
+who was an upper domestic in this establishment, and who, when
+she came to wait upon us at any meal, sat herself down
+comfortably in the most convenient chair, and producing a large
+pin to pick her teeth with, remained performing that ceremony,
+and steadfastly regarding us meanwhile with much gravity and
+composure (now and then pressing us to eat a little more), until
+it was time to clear away.&nbsp; It was enough for us, that
+whatever we wished done was done with great civility and
+readiness, and a desire to oblige, not only here, but everywhere
+else; and that all our wants were, in general, zealously
+anticipated.</p>
+<p>We were taking an early dinner at this house, on the day after
+our arrival, which was Sunday, when a steamboat came in sight,
+and presently touched at the wharf.&nbsp; As she proved to be on
+her way to Buffalo, we hurried on board with all speed, and soon
+left Sandusky far behind us.</p>
+<p>She was a large vessel of five hundred tons, and handsomely
+fitted up, though with high-pressure engines; which always
+conveyed that kind of feeling to me, which I should be likely to
+experience, I think, if I had lodgings on the first-floor of a
+powder-mill.&nbsp; She was laden with flour, some casks of which
+commodity were stored upon the deck.&nbsp; The captain coming up
+to have a little conversation, and to introduce a friend, seated
+himself astride of one of these barrels, like a Bacchus of
+private life; and pulling a great clasp-knife out of his pocket,
+began to &lsquo;whittle&rsquo; it as he talked, by paring thin
+slices off the edges.&nbsp; And he whittled with such industry
+and hearty good will, that but for his being called away very
+soon, it must have disappeared bodily, and left nothing in its
+place but grist and shavings.</p>
+<p>After calling at one or two flat places, with low dams
+stretching out into the lake, whereon were stumpy lighthouses,
+like windmills without sails, the whole looking like a Dutch
+vignette, we came at midnight to Cleveland, where we lay all
+night, and until nine o&rsquo;clock next morning.</p>
+<p>I entertained quite a curiosity in reference to this place,
+from having seen at Sandusky a specimen of its literature in the
+shape of a newspaper, which was very strong indeed upon the
+subject of Lord Ashburton&rsquo;s recent arrival at Washington,
+to adjust the points in dispute between the United States
+Government and Great Britain: informing its readers that as
+America had &lsquo;whipped&rsquo; England in her infancy, and
+whipped her again in her youth, so it was clearly necessary that
+she must whip her once again in her maturity; and pledging its
+credit to all True Americans, that if Mr. Webster did his duty in
+the approaching negotiations, and sent the English Lord home
+again in double quick time, they should, within two years, sing
+&lsquo;Yankee Doodle in Hyde Park, and Hail Columbia in the
+scarlet courts of Westminster!&rsquo;&nbsp; I found it a pretty
+town, and had the satisfaction of beholding the outside of the
+office of the journal from which I have just quoted.&nbsp; I did
+not enjoy the delight of seeing the wit who indited the paragraph
+in question, but I have no doubt he is a prodigious man in his
+way, and held in high repute by a select circle.</p>
+<p>There was a gentleman on board, to whom, as I unintentionally
+learned through the thin partition which divided our state-room
+from the cabin in which he and his wife conversed together, I was
+unwittingly the occasion of very great uneasiness.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t know why or wherefore, but I appeared to run in his
+mind perpetually, and to dissatisfy him very much.&nbsp; First of
+all I heard him say: and the most ludicrous part of the business
+was, that he said it in my very ear, and could not have
+communicated more directly with me, if he had leaned upon my
+shoulder, and whispered me: &lsquo;Boz is on board still, my
+dear.&rsquo;&nbsp; After a considerable pause, he added,
+complainingly, &lsquo;Boz keeps himself very close;&rsquo; which
+was true enough, for I was not very well, and was lying down,
+with a book.&nbsp; I thought he had done with me after this, but
+I was deceived; for a long interval having elapsed, during which
+I imagine him to have been turning restlessly from side to side,
+and trying to go to sleep; he broke out again, with &lsquo;I
+suppose <i>that</i> Boz will be writing a book by-and-by, and
+putting all our names in it!&rsquo; at which imaginary
+consequence of being on board a boat with Boz, he groaned, and
+became silent.</p>
+<p>We called at the town of Erie, at eight o&rsquo;clock that
+night, and lay there an hour.&nbsp; Between five and six next
+morning, we arrived at Buffalo, where we breakfasted; and being
+too near the Great Falls to wait patiently anywhere else, we set
+off by the train, the same morning at nine o&rsquo;clock, to
+Niagara.</p>
+<p>It was a miserable day; chilly and raw; a damp mist falling;
+and the trees in that northern region quite bare and
+wintry.&nbsp; Whenever the train halted, I listened for the roar;
+and was constantly straining my eyes in the direction where I
+knew the Falls must be, from seeing the river rolling on towards
+them; every moment expecting to behold the spray.&nbsp; Within a
+few minutes of our stopping, not before, I saw two great white
+clouds rising up slowly and majestically from the depths of the
+earth.&nbsp; That was all.&nbsp; At length we alighted: and then
+for the first time, I heard the mighty rush of water, and felt
+the ground tremble underneath my feet.</p>
+<p>The bank is very steep, and was slippery with rain, and
+half-melted ice.&nbsp; I hardly know how I got down, but I was
+soon at the bottom, and climbing, with two English officers who
+were crossing and had joined me, over some broken rocks, deafened
+by the noise, half-blinded by the spray, and wet to the
+skin.&nbsp; We were at the foot of the American Fall.&nbsp; I
+could see an immense torrent of water tearing headlong down from
+some great height, but had no idea of shape, or situation, or
+anything but vague immensity.</p>
+<p>When we were seated in the little ferry-boat, and were
+crossing the swollen river immediately before both cataracts, I
+began to feel what it was: but I was in a manner stunned, and
+unable to comprehend the vastness of the scene.&nbsp; It was not
+until I came on Table Rock, and looked&mdash;Great Heaven, on
+what a fall of bright-green water!&mdash;that it came upon me in
+its full might and majesty.</p>
+<p>Then, when I felt how near to my Creator I was standing, the
+first effect, and the enduring one&mdash;instant and
+lasting&mdash;of the tremendous spectacle, was Peace.&nbsp; Peace
+of Mind, tranquillity, calm recollections of the Dead, great
+thoughts of Eternal Rest and Happiness: nothing of gloom or
+terror.&nbsp; Niagara was at once stamped upon my heart, an Image
+of Beauty; to remain there, changeless and indelible, until its
+pulses cease to beat, for ever.</p>
+<p>Oh, how the strife and trouble of daily life receded from my
+view, and lessened in the distance, during the ten memorable days
+we passed on that Enchanted Ground!&nbsp; What voices spoke from
+out the thundering water; what faces, faded from the earth,
+looked out upon me from its gleaming depths; what Heavenly
+promise glistened in those angels&rsquo; tears, the drops of many
+hues, that showered around, and twined themselves about the
+gorgeous arches which the changing rainbows made!</p>
+<p>I never stirred in all that time from the Canadian side,
+whither I had gone at first.&nbsp; I never crossed the river
+again; for I knew there were people on the other shore, and in
+such a place it is natural to shun strange company.&nbsp; To
+wander to and fro all day, and see the cataracts from all points
+of view; to stand upon the edge of the great Horse-Shoe Fall,
+marking the hurried water gathering strength as it approached the
+verge, yet seeming, too, to pause before it shot into the gulf
+below; to gaze from the river&rsquo;s level up at the torrent as
+it came streaming down; to climb the neighbouring heights and
+watch it through the trees, and see the wreathing water in the
+rapids hurrying on to take its fearful plunge; to linger in the
+shadow of the solemn rocks three miles below; watching the river
+as, stirred by no visible cause, it heaved and eddied and awoke
+the echoes, being troubled yet, far down beneath the surface, by
+its giant leap; to have Niagara before me, lighted by the sun and
+by the moon, red in the day&rsquo;s decline, and grey as evening
+slowly fell upon it; to look upon it every day, and wake up in
+the night and hear its ceaseless voice: this was enough.</p>
+<p>I think in every quiet season now, still do those waters roll
+and leap, and roar and tumble, all day long; still are the
+rainbows spanning them, a hundred feet below.&nbsp; Still, when
+the sun is on them, do they shine and glow like molten
+gold.&nbsp; Still, when the day is gloomy, do they fall like
+snow, or seem to crumble away like the front of a great chalk
+cliff, or roll down the rock like dense white smoke.&nbsp; But
+always does the mighty stream appear to die as it comes down, and
+always from its unfathomable grave arises that tremendous ghost
+of spray and mist which is never laid: which has haunted this
+place with the same dread solemnity since Darkness brooded on the
+deep, and that first flood before the
+Deluge&mdash;Light&mdash;came rushing on Creation at the word of
+God.</p>
+<h2><a name="page167"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+167</span>CHAPTER XV<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">IN CANADA; TORONTO; KINGSTON; MONTREAL;
+QUEBEC; ST.&nbsp; JOHN&rsquo;S.&nbsp; IN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN;
+LEBANON; THE SHAKER VILLAGE; WEST POINT</span></h2>
+<p>I <span class="smcap">wish</span> to abstain from instituting
+any comparison, or drawing any parallel whatever, between the
+social features of the United States and those of the British
+Possessions in Canada.&nbsp; For this reason, I shall confine
+myself to a very brief account of our journeyings in the latter
+territory.</p>
+<p>But before I leave Niagara, I must advert to one disgusting
+circumstance which can hardly have escaped the observation of any
+decent traveller who has visited the Falls.</p>
+<p>On Table Rock, there is a cottage belonging to a Guide, where
+little relics of the place are sold, and where visitors register
+their names in a book kept for the purpose.&nbsp; On the wall of
+the room in which a great many of these volumes are preserved,
+the following request is posted: &lsquo;Visitors will please not
+copy nor extract the remarks and poetical effusions from the
+registers and albums kept here.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>But for this intimation, I should have let them lie upon the
+tables on which they were strewn with careful negligence, like
+books in a drawing-room: being quite satisfied with the
+stupendous silliness of certain stanzas with an anti-climax at
+the end of each, which were framed and hung up on the wall.&nbsp;
+Curious, however, after reading this announcement, to see what
+kind of morsels were so carefully preserved, I turned a few
+leaves, and found them scrawled all over with the vilest and the
+filthiest ribaldry that ever human hogs delighted in.</p>
+<p>It is humiliating enough to know that there are among men
+brutes so obscene and worthless, that they can delight in laying
+their miserable profanations upon the very steps of
+Nature&rsquo;s greatest altar.&nbsp; But that these should be
+hoarded up for the delight of their fellow-swine, and kept in a
+public place where any eyes may see them, is a disgrace to the
+English language in which they are written (though I hope few of
+these entries have been made by Englishmen), and a reproach to
+the English side, on which they are preserved.</p>
+<p>The quarters of our soldiers at Niagara, are finely and airily
+situated.&nbsp; Some of them are large detached houses on the
+plain above the Falls, which were originally designed for hotels;
+and in the evening time, when the women and children were leaning
+over the balconies watching the men as they played at ball and
+other games upon the grass before the door, they often presented
+a little picture of cheerfulness and animation which made it
+quite a pleasure to pass that way.</p>
+<p>At any garrisoned point where the line of demarcation between
+one country and another is so very narrow as at Niagara,
+desertion from the ranks can scarcely fail to be of frequent
+occurrence: and it may be reasonably supposed that when the
+soldiers entertain the wildest and maddest hopes of the fortune
+and independence that await them on the other side, the impulse
+to play traitor, which such a place suggests to dishonest minds,
+is not weakened.&nbsp; But it very rarely happens that the men
+who do desert, are happy or contented afterwards; and many
+instances have been known in which they have confessed their
+grievous disappointment, and their earnest desire to return to
+their old service if they could but be assured of pardon, or
+lenient treatment.&nbsp; Many of their comrades, notwithstanding,
+do the like, from time to time; and instances of loss of life in
+the effort to cross the river with this object, are far from
+being uncommon.&nbsp; Several men were drowned in the attempt to
+swim across, not long ago; and one, who had the madness to trust
+himself upon a table as a raft, was swept down to the whirlpool,
+where his mangled body eddied round and round some days.</p>
+<p>I am inclined to think that the noise of the Falls is very
+much exaggerated; and this will appear the more probable when the
+depth of the great basin in which the water is received, is taken
+into account.&nbsp; At no time during our stay there, was the
+wind at all high or boisterous, but we never heard them, three
+miles off, even at the very quiet time of sunset, though we often
+tried.</p>
+<p>Queenston, at which place the steamboats start for Toronto (or
+I should rather say at which place they call, for their wharf is
+at Lewiston, on the opposite shore), is situated in a delicious
+valley, through which the Niagara river, in colour a very deep
+green, pursues its course.&nbsp; It is approached by a road that
+takes its winding way among the heights by which the town is
+sheltered; and seen from this point is extremely beautiful and
+picturesque.&nbsp; On the most conspicuous of these heights stood
+a monument erected by the Provincial Legislature in memory of
+General Brock, who was slain in a battle with the American
+forces, after having won the victory.&nbsp; Some vagabond,
+supposed to be a fellow of the name of Lett, who is now, or who
+lately was, in prison as a felon, blew up this monument two years
+ago, and it is now a melancholy ruin, with a long fragment of
+iron railing hanging dejectedly from its top, and waving to and
+fro like a wild ivy branch or broken vine stem.&nbsp; It is of
+much higher importance than it may seem, that this statue should
+be repaired at the public cost, as it ought to have been long
+ago.&nbsp; Firstly, because it is beneath the dignity of England
+to allow a memorial raised in honour of one of her defenders, to
+remain in this condition, on the very spot where he died.&nbsp;
+Secondly, because the sight of it in its present state, and the
+recollection of the unpunished outrage which brought it to this
+pass, is not very likely to soothe down border feelings among
+English subjects here, or compose their border quarrels and
+dislikes.</p>
+<p>I was standing on the wharf at this place, watching the
+passengers embarking in a steamboat which preceded that whose
+coming we awaited, and participating in the anxiety with which a
+sergeant&rsquo;s wife was collecting her few goods
+together&mdash;keeping one distracted eye hard upon the porters,
+who were hurrying them on board, and the other on a hoopless
+washing-tub for which, as being the most utterly worthless of all
+her movables, she seemed to entertain particular
+affection&mdash;when three or four soldiers with a recruit came
+up and went on board.</p>
+<p>The recruit was a likely young fellow enough, strongly built
+and well made, but by no means sober: indeed he had all the air
+of a man who had been more or less drunk for some days.&nbsp; He
+carried a small bundle over his shoulder, slung at the end of a
+walking-stick, and had a short pipe in his mouth.&nbsp; He was as
+dusty and dirty as recruits usually are, and his shoes betokened
+that he had travelled on foot some distance, but he was in a very
+jocose state, and shook hands with this soldier, and clapped that
+one on the back, and talked and laughed continually, like a
+roaring idle dog as he was.</p>
+<p>The soldiers rather laughed at this blade than with him:
+seeming to say, as they stood straightening their canes in their
+hands, and looking coolly at him over their glazed stocks,
+&lsquo;Go on, my boy, while you may! you&rsquo;ll know better
+by-and-by:&rsquo; when suddenly the novice, who had been backing
+towards the gangway in his noisy merriment, fell overboard before
+their eyes, and splashed heavily down into the river between the
+vessel and the dock.</p>
+<p>I never saw such a good thing as the change that came over
+these soldiers in an instant.&nbsp; Almost before the man was
+down, their professional manner, their stiffness and constraint,
+were gone, and they were filled with the most violent
+energy.&nbsp; In less time than is required to tell it, they had
+him out again, feet first, with the tails of his coat flapping
+over his eyes, everything about him hanging the wrong way, and
+the water streaming off at every thread in his threadbare
+dress.&nbsp; But the moment they set him upright and found that
+he was none the worse, they were soldiers again, looking over
+their glazed stocks more composedly than ever.</p>
+<p>The half-sobered recruit glanced round for a moment, as if his
+first impulse were to express some gratitude for his
+preservation, but seeing them with this air of total unconcern,
+and having his wet pipe presented to him with an oath by the
+soldier who had been by far the most anxious of the party, he
+stuck it in his mouth, thrust his hands into his moist pockets,
+and without even shaking the water off his clothes, walked on
+board whistling; not to say as if nothing had happened, but as if
+he had meant to do it, and it had been a perfect success.</p>
+<p>Our steamboat came up directly this had left the wharf, and
+soon bore us to the mouth of the Niagara; where the stars and
+stripes of America flutter on one side and the Union Jack of
+England on the other: and so narrow is the space between them
+that the sentinels in either fort can often hear the watchword of
+the other country given.&nbsp; Thence we emerged on Lake Ontario,
+an inland sea; and by half-past six o&rsquo;clock were at
+Toronto.</p>
+<p>The country round this town being very flat, is bare of scenic
+interest; but the town itself is full of life and motion, bustle,
+business, and improvement.&nbsp; The streets are well paved, and
+lighted with gas; the houses are large and good; the shops
+excellent.&nbsp; Many of them have a display of goods in their
+windows, such as may be seen in thriving county towns in England;
+and there are some which would do no discredit to the metropolis
+itself.&nbsp; There is a good stone prison here; and there are,
+besides, a handsome church, a court-house, public offices, many
+commodious private residences, and a government observatory for
+noting and recording the magnetic variations.&nbsp; In the
+College of Upper Canada, which is one of the public
+establishments of the city, a sound education in every department
+of polite learning can be had, at a very moderate expense: the
+annual charge for the instruction of each pupil, not exceeding
+nine pounds sterling.&nbsp; It has pretty good endowments in the
+way of land, and is a valuable and useful institution.</p>
+<p>The first stone of a new college had been laid but a few days
+before, by the Governor General.&nbsp; It will be a handsome,
+spacious edifice, approached by a long avenue, which is already
+planted and made available as a public walk.&nbsp; The town is
+well adapted for wholesome exercise at all seasons, for the
+footways in the thoroughfares which lie beyond the principal
+street, are planked like floors, and kept in very good and clean
+repair.</p>
+<p>It is a matter of deep regret that political differences
+should have run high in this place, and led to most discreditable
+and disgraceful results.&nbsp; It is not long since guns were
+discharged from a window in this town at the successful
+candidates in an election, and the coachman of one of them was
+actually shot in the body, though not dangerously wounded.&nbsp;
+But one man was killed on the same occasion; and from the very
+window whence he received his death, the very flag which shielded
+his murderer (not only in the commission of his crime, but from
+its consequences), was displayed again on the occasion of the
+public ceremony performed by the Governor General, to which I
+have just adverted.&nbsp; Of all the colours in the rainbow,
+there is but one which could be so employed: I need not say that
+flag was orange.</p>
+<p>The time of leaving Toronto for Kingston is noon.&nbsp; By
+eight o&rsquo;clock next morning, the traveller is at the end of
+his journey, which is performed by steamboat upon Lake Ontario,
+calling at Port Hope and Coburg, the latter a cheerful, thriving
+little town.&nbsp; Vast quantities of flour form the chief item
+in the freight of these vessels.&nbsp; We had no fewer than one
+thousand and eighty barrels on board, between Coburg and
+Kingston.</p>
+<p>The latter place, which is now the seat of government in
+Canada, is a very poor town, rendered still poorer in the
+appearance of its market-place by the ravages of a recent
+fire.&nbsp; Indeed, it may be said of Kingston, that one half of
+it appears to be burnt down, and the other half not to be built
+up.&nbsp; The Government House is neither elegant nor commodious,
+yet it is almost the only house of any importance in the
+neighbourhood.</p>
+<p>There is an admirable jail here, well and wisely governed, and
+excellently regulated, in every respect.&nbsp; The men were
+employed as shoemakers, ropemakers, blacksmiths, tailors,
+carpenters, and stonecutters; and in building a new prison, which
+was pretty far advanced towards completion.&nbsp; The female
+prisoners were occupied in needlework.&nbsp; Among them was a
+beautiful girl of twenty, who had been there nearly three
+years.&nbsp; She acted as bearer of secret despatches for the
+self-styled Patriots on Navy Island, during the Canadian
+Insurrection: sometimes dressing as a girl, and carrying them in
+her stays; sometimes attiring herself as a boy, and secreting
+them in the lining of her hat.&nbsp; In the latter character she
+always rode as a boy would, which was nothing to her, for she
+could govern any horse that any man could ride, and could drive
+four-in-hand with the best whip in those parts.&nbsp; Setting
+forth on one of her patriotic missions, she appropriated to
+herself the first horse she could lay her hands on; and this
+offence had brought her where I saw her.&nbsp; She had quite a
+lovely face, though, as the reader may suppose from this sketch
+of her history, there was a lurking devil in her bright eye,
+which looked out pretty sharply from between her prison bars.</p>
+<p>There is a bomb-proof fort here of great strength, which
+occupies a bold position, and is capable, doubtless, of doing
+good service; though the town is much too close upon the frontier
+to be long held, I should imagine, for its present purpose in
+troubled times.&nbsp; There is also a small navy-yard, where a
+couple of Government steamboats were building, and getting on
+vigorously.</p>
+<p>We left Kingston for Montreal on the tenth of May, at
+half-past nine in the morning, and proceeded in a steamboat down
+the St. Lawrence river.&nbsp; The beauty of this noble stream at
+almost any point, but especially in the commencement of this
+journey when it winds its way among the thousand Islands, can
+hardly be imagined.&nbsp; The number and constant successions of
+these islands, all green and richly wooded; their fluctuating
+sizes, some so large that for half an hour together one among
+them will appear as the opposite bank of the river, and some so
+small that they are mere dimples on its broad bosom; their
+infinite variety of shapes; and the numberless combinations of
+beautiful forms which the trees growing on them present: all form
+a picture fraught with uncommon interest and pleasure.</p>
+<p>In the afternoon we shot down some rapids where the river
+boiled and bubbled strangely, and where the force and headlong
+violence of the current were tremendous.&nbsp; At seven
+o&rsquo;clock we reached Dickenson&rsquo;s Landing, whence
+travellers proceed for two or three hours by stage-coach: the
+navigation of the river being rendered so dangerous and difficult
+in the interval, by rapids, that steamboats do not make the
+passage.&nbsp; The number and length of those <i>portages</i>,
+over which the roads are bad, and the travelling slow, render the
+way between the towns of Montreal and Kingston, somewhat
+tedious.</p>
+<p>Our course lay over a wide, uninclosed tract of country at a
+little distance from the river-side, whence the bright warning
+lights on the dangerous parts of the St. Lawrence shone
+vividly.&nbsp; The night was dark and raw, and the way dreary
+enough.&nbsp; It was nearly ten o&rsquo;clock when we reached the
+wharf where the next steamboat lay; and went on board, and to
+bed.</p>
+<p>She lay there all night, and started as soon as it was
+day.&nbsp; The morning was ushered in by a violent thunderstorm,
+and was very wet, but gradually improved and brightened up.&nbsp;
+Going on deck after breakfast, I was amazed to see floating down
+with the stream, a most gigantic raft, with some thirty or forty
+wooden houses upon it, and at least as many flag-masts, so that
+it looked like a nautical street.&nbsp; I saw many of these rafts
+afterwards, but never one so large.&nbsp; All the timber, or
+&lsquo;lumber,&rsquo; as it is called in America, which is
+brought down the St. Lawrence, is floated down in this
+manner.&nbsp; When the raft reaches its place of destination, it
+is broken up; the materials are sold; and the boatmen return for
+more.</p>
+<p>At eight we landed again, and travelled by a stage-coach for
+four hours through a pleasant and well-cultivated country,
+perfectly French in every respect: in the appearance of the
+cottages; the air, language, and dress of the peasantry; the
+sign-boards on the shops and taverns: and the Virgin&rsquo;s
+shrines, and crosses, by the wayside.&nbsp; Nearly every common
+labourer and boy, though he had no shoes to his feet, wore round
+his waist a sash of some bright colour: generally red: and the
+women, who were working in the fields and gardens, and doing all
+kinds of husbandry, wore, one and all, great flat straw hats with
+most capacious brims.&nbsp; There were Catholic Priests and
+Sisters of Charity in the village streets; and images of the
+Saviour at the corners of cross-roads, and in other public
+places.</p>
+<p>At noon we went on board another steamboat, and reached the
+village of Lachine, nine miles from Montreal, by three
+o&rsquo;clock.&nbsp; There, we left the river, and went on by
+land.</p>
+<p>Montreal is pleasantly situated on the margin of the St.
+Lawrence, and is backed by some bold heights, about which there
+are charming rides and drives.&nbsp; The streets are generally
+narrow and irregular, as in most French towns of any age; but in
+the more modern parts of the city, they are wide and airy.&nbsp;
+They display a great variety of very good shops; and both in the
+town and suburbs there are many excellent private
+dwellings.&nbsp; The granite quays are remarkable for their
+beauty, solidity, and extent.</p>
+<p>There is a very large Catholic cathedral here, recently
+erected with two tall spires, of which one is yet
+unfinished.&nbsp; In the open space in front of this edifice,
+stands a solitary, grim-looking, square brick tower, which has a
+quaint and remarkable appearance, and which the wiseacres of the
+place have consequently determined to pull down
+immediately.&nbsp; The Government House is very superior to that
+at Kingston, and the town is full of life and bustle.&nbsp; In
+one of the suburbs is a plank road&mdash;not footpath&mdash;five
+or six miles long, and a famous road it is too.&nbsp; All the
+rides in the vicinity were made doubly interesting by the
+bursting out of spring, which is here so rapid, that it is but a
+day&rsquo;s leap from barren winter, to the blooming youth of
+summer.</p>
+<p>The steamboats to Quebec perform the journey in the night;
+that is to say, they leave Montreal at six in the evening, and
+arrive at Quebec at six next morning.&nbsp; We made this
+excursion during our stay in Montreal (which exceeded a
+fortnight), and were charmed by its interest and beauty.</p>
+<p>The impression made upon the visitor by this Gibraltar of
+America: its giddy heights; its citadel suspended, as it were, in
+the air; its picturesque steep streets and frowning gateways; and
+the splendid views which burst upon the eye at every turn: is at
+once unique and lasting.</p>
+<p>It is a place not to be forgotten or mixed up in the mind with
+other places, or altered for a moment in the crowd of scenes a
+traveller can recall.&nbsp; Apart from the realities of this most
+picturesque city, there are associations clustering about it
+which would make a desert rich in interest.&nbsp; The dangerous
+precipice along whose rocky front, Wolfe and his brave companions
+climbed to glory; the Plains of Abraham, where he received his
+mortal wound; the fortress so chivalrously defended by Montcalm;
+and his soldier&rsquo;s grave, dug for him while yet alive, by
+the bursting of a shell; are not the least among them, or among
+the gallant incidents of history.&nbsp; That is a noble Monument
+too, and worthy of two great nations, which perpetuates the
+memory of both brave generals, and on which their names are
+jointly written.</p>
+<p>The city is rich in public institutions and in Catholic
+churches and charities, but it is mainly in the prospect from the
+site of the Old Government House, and from the Citadel, that its
+surpassing beauty lies.&nbsp; The exquisite expanse of country,
+rich in field and forest, mountain-height and water, which lies
+stretched out before the view, with miles of Canadian villages,
+glancing in long white streaks, like veins along the landscape;
+the motley crowd of gables, roofs, and chimney tops in the old
+hilly town immediately at hand; the beautiful St. Lawrence
+sparkling and flashing in the sunlight; and the tiny ships below
+the rock from which you gaze, whose distant rigging looks like
+spiders&rsquo; webs against the light, while casks and barrels on
+their decks dwindle into toys, and busy mariners become so many
+puppets; all this, framed by a sunken window in the fortress and
+looked at from the shadowed room within, forms one of the
+brightest and most enchanting pictures that the eye can rest
+upon.</p>
+<p>In the spring of the year, vast numbers of emigrants who have
+newly arrived from England or from Ireland, pass between Quebec
+and Montreal on their way to the backwoods and new settlements of
+Canada.&nbsp; If it be an entertaining lounge (as I very often
+found it) to take a morning stroll upon the quay at Montreal, and
+see them grouped in hundreds on the public wharfs about their
+chests and boxes, it is matter of deep interest to be their
+fellow-passenger on one of these steamboats, and mingling with
+the concourse, see and hear them unobserved.</p>
+<p>The vessel in which we returned from Quebec to Montreal was
+crowded with them, and at night they spread their beds between
+decks (those who had beds, at least), and slept so close and
+thick about our cabin door, that the passage to and fro was quite
+blocked up.&nbsp; They were nearly all English; from
+Gloucestershire the greater part; and had had a long
+winter-passage out; but it was wonderful to see how clean the
+children had been kept, and how untiring in their love and
+self-denial all the poor parents were.</p>
+<p>Cant as we may, and as we shall to the end of all things, it
+is very much harder for the poor to be virtuous than it is for
+the rich; and the good that is in them, shines the brighter for
+it.&nbsp; In many a noble mansion lives a man, the best of
+husbands and of fathers, whose private worth in both capacities
+is justly lauded to the skies.&nbsp; But bring him here, upon
+this crowded deck.&nbsp; Strip from his fair young wife her
+silken dress and jewels, unbind her braided hair, stamp early
+wrinkles on her brow, pinch her pale cheek with care and much
+privation, array her faded form in coarsely patched attire, let
+there be nothing but his love to set her forth or deck her out,
+and you shall put it to the proof indeed.&nbsp; So change his
+station in the world, that he shall see in those young things who
+climb about his knee: not records of his wealth and name: but
+little wrestlers with him for his daily bread; so many poachers
+on his scanty meal; so many units to divide his every sum of
+comfort, and farther to reduce its small amount.&nbsp; In lieu of
+the endearments of childhood in its sweetest aspect, heap upon
+him all its pains and wants, its sicknesses and ills, its
+fretfulness, caprice, and querulous endurance: let its prattle
+be, not of engaging infant fancies, but of cold, and thirst, and
+hunger: and if his fatherly affection outlive all this, and he be
+patient, watchful, tender; careful of his children&rsquo;s lives,
+and mindful always of their joys and sorrows; then send him back
+to Parliament, and Pulpit, and to Quarter Sessions, and when he
+hears fine talk of the depravity of those who live from hand to
+mouth, and labour hard to do it, let him speak up, as one who
+knows, and tell those holders forth that they, by parallel with
+such a class, should be High Angels in their daily lives, and lay
+but humble siege to Heaven at last.</p>
+<p>Which of us shall say what he would be, if such realities,
+with small relief or change all through his days, were his!&nbsp;
+Looking round upon these people: far from home, houseless,
+indigent, wandering, weary with travel and hard living: and
+seeing how patiently they nursed and tended their young children:
+how they consulted ever their wants first, then half supplied
+their own; what gentle ministers of hope and faith the women
+were; how the men profited by their example; and how very, very
+seldom even a moment&rsquo;s petulance or harsh complaint broke
+out among them: I felt a stronger love and honour of my kind come
+glowing on my heart, and wished to God there had been many
+Atheists in the better part of human nature there, to read this
+simple lesson in the book of Life.</p>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>We left Montreal for New York again, on the thirtieth of May,
+crossing to La Prairie, on the opposite shore of the St.
+Lawrence, in a steamboat; we then took the railroad to St.
+John&rsquo;s, which is on the brink of Lake Champlain.&nbsp; Our
+last greeting in Canada was from the English officers in the
+pleasant barracks at that place (a class of gentlemen who had
+made every hour of our visit memorable by their hospitality and
+friendship); and with &lsquo;Rule Britannia&rsquo; sounding in
+our ears, soon left it far behind.</p>
+<p>But Canada has held, and always will retain, a foremost place
+in my remembrance.&nbsp; Few Englishmen are prepared to find it
+what it is.&nbsp; Advancing quietly; old differences settling
+down, and being fast forgotten; public feeling and private
+enterprise alike in a sound and wholesome state; nothing of flush
+or fever in its system, but health and vigour throbbing in its
+steady pulse: it is full of hope and promise.&nbsp; To
+me&mdash;who had been accustomed to think of it as something left
+behind in the strides of advancing society, as something
+neglected and forgotten, slumbering and wasting in its
+sleep&mdash;the demand for labour and the rates of wages; the
+busy quays of Montreal; the vessels taking in their cargoes, and
+discharging them; the amount of shipping in the different ports;
+the commerce, roads, and public works, all made <i>to last</i>;
+the respectability and character of the public journals; and the
+amount of rational comfort and happiness which honest industry
+may earn: were very great surprises.&nbsp; The steamboats on the
+lakes, in their conveniences, cleanliness, and safety; in the
+gentlemanly character and bearing of their captains; and in the
+politeness and perfect comfort of their social regulations; are
+unsurpassed even by the famous Scotch vessels, deservedly so much
+esteemed at home.&nbsp; The inns are usually bad; because the
+custom of boarding at hotels is not so general here as in the
+States, and the British officers, who form a large portion of the
+society of every town, live chiefly at the regimental messes: but
+in every other respect, the traveller in Canada will find as good
+provision for his comfort as in any place I know.</p>
+<p>There is one American boat&mdash;the vessel which carried us
+on Lake Champlain, from St. John&rsquo;s to Whitehall&mdash;which
+I praise very highly, but no more than it deserves, when I say
+that it is superior even to that in which we went from Queenston
+to Toronto, or to that in which we travelled from the latter
+place to Kingston, or I have no doubt I may add to any other in
+the world.&nbsp; This steamboat, which is called the Burlington,
+is a perfectly exquisite achievement of neatness, elegance, and
+order.&nbsp; The decks are drawing-rooms; the cabins are
+boudoirs, choicely furnished and adorned with prints, pictures,
+and musical instruments; every nook and corner in the vessel is a
+perfect curiosity of graceful comfort and beautiful
+contrivance.&nbsp; Captain Sherman, her commander, to whose
+ingenuity and excellent taste these results are solely
+attributable, has bravely and worthily distinguished himself on
+more than one trying occasion: not least among them, in having
+the moral courage to carry British troops, at a time (during the
+Canadian rebellion) when no other conveyance was open to
+them.&nbsp; He and his vessel are held in universal respect, both
+by his own countrymen and ours; and no man ever enjoyed the
+popular esteem, who, in his sphere of action, won and wore it
+better than this gentleman.</p>
+<p>By means of this floating palace we were soon in the United
+States again, and called that evening at Burlington; a pretty
+town, where we lay an hour or so.&nbsp; We reached Whitehall,
+where we were to disembark, at six next morning; and might have
+done so earlier, but that these steamboats lie by for some hours
+in the night, in consequence of the lake becoming very narrow at
+that part of the journey, and difficult of navigation in the
+dark.&nbsp; Its width is so contracted at one point, indeed, that
+they are obliged to warp round by means of a rope.</p>
+<p>After breakfasting at Whitehall, we took the stage-coach for
+Albany: a large and busy town, where we arrived between five and
+six o&rsquo;clock that afternoon; after a very hot day&rsquo;s
+journey, for we were now in the height of summer again.&nbsp; At
+seven we started for New York on board a great North River
+steamboat, which was so crowded with passengers that the upper
+deck was like the box lobby of a theatre between the pieces, and
+the lower one like Tottenham Court Road on a Saturday
+night.&nbsp; But we slept soundly, notwithstanding, and soon
+after five o&rsquo;clock next morning reached New York.</p>
+<p>Tarrying here, only that day and night, to recruit after our
+late fatigues, we started off once more upon our last journey in
+America.&nbsp; We had yet five days to spare before embarking for
+England, and I had a great desire to see &lsquo;the Shaker
+Village,&rsquo; which is peopled by a religious sect from whom it
+takes its name.</p>
+<p>To this end, we went up the North River again, as far as the
+town of Hudson, and there hired an extra to carry us to Lebanon,
+thirty miles distant: and of course another and a different
+Lebanon from that village where I slept on the night of the
+Prairie trip.</p>
+<p>The country through which the road meandered, was rich and
+beautiful; the weather very fine; and for many miles the
+Kaatskill mountains, where Rip Van Winkle and the ghostly
+Dutchmen played at ninepins one memorable gusty afternoon,
+towered in the blue distance, like stately clouds.&nbsp; At one
+point, as we ascended a steep hill, athwart whose base a
+railroad, yet constructing, took its course, we came upon an
+Irish colony.&nbsp; With means at hand of building decent cabins,
+it was wonderful to see how clumsy, rough, and wretched, its
+hovels were.&nbsp; The best were poor protection from the weather
+the worst let in the wind and rain through wide breaches in the
+roofs of sodden grass, and in the walls of mud; some had neither
+door nor window; some had nearly fallen down, and were
+imperfectly propped up by stakes and poles; all were ruinous and
+filthy.&nbsp; Hideously ugly old women and very buxom young ones,
+pigs, dogs, men, children, babies, pots, kettles, dung-hills,
+vile refuse, rank straw, and standing water, all wallowing
+together in an inseparable heap, composed the furniture of every
+dark and dirty hut.</p>
+<p>Between nine and ten o&rsquo;clock at night, we arrived at
+Lebanon which is renowned for its warm baths, and for a great
+hotel, well adapted, I have no doubt, to the gregarious taste of
+those seekers after health or pleasure who repair here, but
+inexpressibly comfortless to me.&nbsp; We were shown into an
+immense apartment, lighted by two dim candles, called the
+drawing-room: from which there was a descent by a flight of
+steps, to another vast desert, called the dining-room: our
+bed-chambers were among certain long rows of little white-washed
+cells, which opened from either side of a dreary passage; and
+were so like rooms in a prison that I half expected to be locked
+up when I went to bed, and listened involuntarily for the turning
+of the key on the outside.&nbsp; There need be baths somewhere in
+the neighbourhood, for the other washing arrangements were on as
+limited a scale as I ever saw, even in America: indeed, these
+bedrooms were so very bare of even such common luxuries as
+chairs, that I should say they were not provided with enough of
+anything, but that I bethink myself of our having been most
+bountifully bitten all night.</p>
+<p>The house is very pleasantly situated, however, and we had a
+good breakfast.&nbsp; That done, we went to visit our place of
+destination, which was some two miles off, and the way to which
+was soon indicated by a finger-post, whereon was painted,
+&lsquo;To the Shaker Village.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>As we rode along, we passed a party of Shakers, who were at
+work upon the road; who wore the broadest of all broad-brimmed
+hats; and were in all visible respects such very wooden men, that
+I felt about as much sympathy for them, and as much interest in
+them, as if they had been so many figure-heads of ships.&nbsp;
+Presently we came to the beginning of the village, and alighting
+at the door of a house where the Shaker manufactures are sold,
+and which is the headquarters of the elders, requested permission
+to see the Shaker worship.</p>
+<p>Pending the conveyance of this request to some person in
+authority, we walked into a grim room, where several grim hats
+were hanging on grim pegs, and the time was grimly told by a grim
+clock which uttered every tick with a kind of struggle, as if it
+broke the grim silence reluctantly, and under protest.&nbsp;
+Ranged against the wall were six or eight stiff, high-backed
+chairs, and they partook so strongly of the general grimness that
+one would much rather have sat on the floor than incurred the
+smallest obligation to any of them.</p>
+<p>Presently, there stalked into this apartment, a grim old
+Shaker, with eyes as hard, and dull, and cold, as the great round
+metal buttons on his coat and waistcoat; a sort of calm
+goblin.&nbsp; Being informed of our desire, he produced a
+newspaper wherein the body of elders, whereof he was a member,
+had advertised but a few days before, that in consequence of
+certain unseemly interruptions which their worship had received
+from strangers, their chapel was closed to the public for the
+space of one year.</p>
+<p>As nothing was to be urged in opposition to this reasonable
+arrangement, we requested leave to make some trifling purchases
+of Shaker goods; which was grimly conceded.&nbsp; We accordingly
+repaired to a store in the same house and on the opposite side of
+the passage, where the stock was presided over by something alive
+in a russet case, which the elder said was a woman; and which I
+suppose <i>was</i> a woman, though I should not have suspected
+it.</p>
+<p>On the opposite side of the road was their place of worship: a
+cool, clean edifice of wood, with large windows and green blinds:
+like a spacious summer-house.&nbsp; As there was no getting into
+this place, and nothing was to be done but walk up and down, and
+look at it and the other buildings in the village (which were
+chiefly of wood, painted a dark red like English barns, and
+composed of many stories like English factories), I have nothing
+to communicate to the reader, beyond the scanty results I gleaned
+the while our purchases were making.</p>
+<p>These people are called Shakers from their peculiar form of
+adoration, which consists of a dance, performed by the men and
+women of all ages, who arrange themselves for that purpose in
+opposite parties: the men first divesting themselves of their
+hats and coats, which they gravely hang against the wall before
+they begin; and tying a ribbon round their shirt-sleeves, as
+though they were going to be bled.&nbsp; They accompany
+themselves with a droning, humming noise, and dance until they
+are quite exhausted, alternately advancing and retiring in a
+preposterous sort of trot.&nbsp; The effect is said to be
+unspeakably absurd: and if I may judge from a print of this
+ceremony which I have in my possession; and which I am informed
+by those who have visited the chapel, is perfectly accurate; it
+must be infinitely grotesque.</p>
+<p>They are governed by a woman, and her rule is understood to be
+absolute, though she has the assistance of a council of
+elders.&nbsp; She lives, it is said, in strict seclusion, in
+certain rooms above the chapel, and is never shown to profane
+eyes.&nbsp; If she at all resemble the lady who presided over the
+store, it is a great charity to keep her as close as possible,
+and I cannot too strongly express my perfect concurrence in this
+benevolent proceeding.</p>
+<p>All the possessions and revenues of the settlement are thrown
+into a common stock, which is managed by the elders.&nbsp; As
+they have made converts among people who were well to do in the
+world, and are frugal and thrifty, it is understood that this
+fund prospers: the more especially as they have made large
+purchases of land.&nbsp; Nor is this at Lebanon the only Shaker
+settlement: there are, I think, at least, three others.</p>
+<p>They are good farmers, and all their produce is eagerly
+purchased and highly esteemed.&nbsp; &lsquo;Shaker seeds,&rsquo;
+&lsquo;Shaker herbs,&rsquo; and &lsquo;Shaker distilled
+waters,&rsquo; are commonly announced for sale in the shops of
+towns and cities.&nbsp; They are good breeders of cattle, and are
+kind and merciful to the brute creation.&nbsp; Consequently,
+Shaker beasts seldom fail to find a ready market.</p>
+<p>They eat and drink together, after the Spartan model, at a
+great public table.&nbsp; There is no union of the sexes, and
+every Shaker, male and female, is devoted to a life of
+celibacy.&nbsp; Rumour has been busy upon this theme, but here
+again I must refer to the lady of the store, and say, that if
+many of the sister Shakers resemble her, I treat all such slander
+as bearing on its face the strongest marks of wild
+improbability.&nbsp; But that they take as proselytes, persons so
+young that they cannot know their own minds, and cannot possess
+much strength of resolution in this or any other respect, I can
+assert from my own observation of the extreme juvenility of
+certain youthful Shakers whom I saw at work among the party on
+the road.</p>
+<p>They are said to be good drivers of bargains, but to be honest
+and just in their transactions, and even in horse-dealing to
+resist those thievish tendencies which would seem, for some
+undiscovered reason, to be almost inseparable from that branch of
+traffic.&nbsp; In all matters they hold their own course quietly,
+live in their gloomy, silent commonwealth, and show little desire
+to interfere with other people.</p>
+<p>This is well enough, but nevertheless I cannot, I confess,
+incline towards the Shakers; view them with much favour, or
+extend towards them any very lenient construction.&nbsp; I so
+abhor, and from my soul detest that bad spirit, no matter by what
+class or sect it may be entertained, which would strip life of
+its healthful graces, rob youth of its innocent pleasures, pluck
+from maturity and age their pleasant ornaments, and make
+existence but a narrow path towards the grave: that odious spirit
+which, if it could have had full scope and sway upon the earth,
+must have blasted and made barren the imaginations of the
+greatest men, and left them, in their power of raising up
+enduring images before their fellow-creatures yet unborn, no
+better than the beasts: that, in these very broad-brimmed hats
+and very sombre coats&mdash;in stiff-necked, solemn-visaged
+piety, in short, no matter what its garb, whether it have cropped
+hair as in a Shaker village, or long nails as in a Hindoo
+temple&mdash;I recognise the worst among the enemies of Heaven
+and Earth, who turn the water at the marriage feasts of this poor
+world, not into wine, but gall.&nbsp; And if there must be people
+vowed to crush the harmless fancies and the love of innocent
+delights and gaieties, which are a part of human nature: as much
+a part of it as any other love or hope that is our common
+portion: let them, for me, stand openly revealed among the ribald
+and licentious; the very idiots know that <i>they</i> are not on
+the Immortal road, and will despise them, and avoid them
+readily.</p>
+<p>Leaving the Shaker village with a hearty dislike of the old
+Shakers, and a hearty pity for the young ones: tempered by the
+strong probability of their running away as they grow older and
+wiser, which they not uncommonly do: we returned to Lebanon, and
+so to Hudson, by the way we had come upon the previous day.&nbsp;
+There, we took the steamboat down the North River towards New
+York, but stopped, some four hours&rsquo; journey short of it, at
+West Point, where we remained that night, and all next day, and
+next night too.</p>
+<p>In this beautiful place: the fairest among the fair and lovely
+Highlands of the North River: shut in by deep green heights and
+ruined forts, and looking down upon the distant town of Newburgh,
+along a glittering path of sunlit water, with here and there a
+skiff, whose white sail often bends on some new tack as sudden
+flaws of wind come down upon her from the gullies in the hills:
+hemmed in, besides, all round with memories of Washington, and
+events of the revolutionary war: is the Military School of
+America.</p>
+<p>It could not stand on more appropriate ground, and any ground
+more beautiful can hardly be.&nbsp; The course of education is
+severe, but well devised, and manly.&nbsp; Through June, July,
+and August, the young men encamp upon the spacious plain whereon
+the college stands; and all the year their military exercises are
+performed there, daily.&nbsp; The term of study at this
+institution, which the State requires from all cadets, is four
+years; but, whether it be from the rigid nature of the
+discipline, or the national impatience of restraint, or both
+causes combined, not more than half the number who begin their
+studies here, ever remain to finish them.</p>
+<p>The number of cadets being about equal to that of the members
+of Congress, one is sent here from every Congressional district:
+its member influencing the selection.&nbsp; Commissions in the
+service are distributed on the same principle.&nbsp; The
+dwellings of the various Professors are beautifully situated; and
+there is a most excellent hotel for strangers, though it has the
+two drawbacks of being a total abstinence house (wines and
+spirits being forbidden to the students), and of serving the
+public meals at rather uncomfortable hours: to wit, breakfast at
+seven, dinner at one, and supper at sunset.</p>
+<p>The beauty and freshness of this calm retreat, in the very
+dawn and greenness of summer&mdash;it was then the beginning of
+June&mdash;were exquisite indeed.&nbsp; Leaving it upon the
+sixth, and returning to New York, to embark for England on the
+succeeding day, I was glad to think that among the last memorable
+beauties which had glided past us, and softened in the bright
+perspective, were those whose pictures, traced by no common hand,
+are fresh in most men&rsquo;s minds; not easily to grow old, or
+fade beneath the dust of Time: the Kaatskill Mountains, Sleepy
+Hollow, and the Tappaan Zee.</p>
+<h2><a name="page182"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+182</span>CHAPTER XVI<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THE PASSAGE HOME</span></h2>
+<p>I <span class="smcap">never</span> had so much interest
+before, and very likely I shall never have so much interest
+again, in the state of the wind, as on the long-looked-for
+morning of Tuesday the Seventh of June.&nbsp; Some nautical
+authority had told me a day or two previous, &lsquo;anything with
+west in it, will do;&rsquo; so when I darted out of bed at
+daylight, and throwing up the window, was saluted by a lively
+breeze from the north-west which had sprung up in the night, it
+came upon me so freshly, rustling with so many happy
+associations, that I conceived upon the spot a special regard for
+all airs blowing from that quarter of the compass, which I shall
+cherish, I dare say, until my own wind has breathed its last
+frail puff, and withdrawn itself for ever from the mortal
+calendar.</p>
+<p>The pilot had not been slow to take advantage of this
+favourable weather, and the ship which yesterday had been in such
+a crowded dock that she might have retired from trade for good
+and all, for any chance she seemed to have of going to sea, was
+now full sixteen miles away.&nbsp; A gallant sight she was, when
+we, fast gaining on her in a steamboat, saw her in the distance
+riding at anchor: her tall masts pointing up in graceful lines
+against the sky, and every rope and spar expressed in delicate
+and thread-like outline: gallant, too, when, we being all aboard,
+the anchor came up to the sturdy chorus &lsquo;Cheerily men, oh
+cheerily!&rsquo; and she followed proudly in the towing
+steamboat&rsquo;s wake: but bravest and most gallant of all, when
+the tow-rope being cast adrift, the canvas fluttered from her
+masts, and spreading her white wings she soared away upon her
+free and solitary course.</p>
+<p>In the after cabin we were only fifteen passengers in all, and
+the greater part were from Canada, where some of us had known
+each other.&nbsp; The night was rough and squally, so were the
+next two days, but they flew by quickly, and we were soon as
+cheerful and snug a party, with an honest, manly-hearted captain
+at our head, as ever came to the resolution of being mutually
+agreeable, on land or water.</p>
+<p>We breakfasted at eight, lunched at twelve, dined at three,
+and took our tea at half-past seven.&nbsp; We had abundance of
+amusements, and dinner was not the least among them: firstly, for
+its own sake; secondly, because of its extraordinary length: its
+duration, inclusive of all the long pauses between the courses,
+being seldom less than two hours and a half; which was a subject
+of never-failing entertainment.&nbsp; By way of beguiling the
+tediousness of these banquets, a select association was formed at
+the lower end of the table, below the mast, to whose
+distinguished president modesty forbids me to make any further
+allusion, which, being a very hilarious and jovial institution,
+was (prejudice apart) in high favour with the rest of the
+community, and particularly with a black steward, who lived for
+three weeks in a broad grin at the marvellous humour of these
+incorporated worthies.</p>
+<p>Then, we had chess for those who played it, whist, cribbage,
+books, backgammon, and shovelboard.&nbsp; In all weathers, fair
+or foul, calm or windy, we were every one on deck, walking up and
+down in pairs, lying in the boats, leaning over the side, or
+chatting in a lazy group together.&nbsp; We had no lack of music,
+for one played the accordion, another the violin, and another
+(who usually began at six o&rsquo;clock <span
+class="GutSmall">A.M.</span>) the key-bugle: the combined effect
+of which instruments, when they all played different tunes in
+different parts of the ship, at the same time, and within hearing
+of each other, as they sometimes did (everybody being intensely
+satisfied with his own performance), was sublimely hideous.</p>
+<p>When all these means of entertainment failed, a sail would
+heave in sight: looming, perhaps, the very spirit of a ship, in
+the misty distance, or passing us so close that through our
+glasses we could see the people on her decks, and easily make out
+her name, and whither she was bound.&nbsp; For hours together we
+could watch the dolphins and porpoises as they rolled and leaped
+and dived around the vessel; or those small creatures ever on the
+wing, the Mother Carey&rsquo;s chickens, which had borne us
+company from New York bay, and for a whole fortnight fluttered
+about the vessel&rsquo;s stern.&nbsp; For some days we had a dead
+calm, or very light winds, during which the crew amused
+themselves with fishing, and hooked an unlucky dolphin, who
+expired, in all his rainbow colours, on the deck: an event of
+such importance in our barren calendar, that afterwards we dated
+from the dolphin, and made the day on which he died, an era.</p>
+<p>Besides all this, when we were five or six days out, there
+began to be much talk of icebergs, of which wandering islands an
+unusual number had been seen by the vessels that had come into
+New York a day or two before we left that port, and of whose
+dangerous neighbourhood we were warned by the sudden coldness of
+the weather, and the sinking of the mercury in the
+barometer.&nbsp; While these tokens lasted, a double look-out was
+kept, and many dismal tales were whispered after dark, of ships
+that had struck upon the ice and gone down in the night; but the
+wind obliging us to hold a southward course, we saw none of them,
+and the weather soon grew bright and warm again.</p>
+<p>The observation every day at noon, and the subsequent working
+of the vessel&rsquo;s course, was, as may be supposed, a feature
+in our lives of paramount importance; nor were there wanting (as
+there never are) sagacious doubters of the captain&rsquo;s
+calculations, who, so soon as his back was turned, would, in the
+absence of compasses, measure the chart with bits of string, and
+ends of pocket-handkerchiefs, and points of snuffers, and clearly
+prove him to be wrong by an odd thousand miles or so.&nbsp; It
+was very edifying to see these unbelievers shake their heads and
+frown, and hear them hold forth strongly upon navigation: not
+that they knew anything about it, but that they always mistrusted
+the captain in calm weather, or when the wind was adverse.&nbsp;
+Indeed, the mercury itself is not so variable as this class of
+passengers, whom you will see, when the ship is going nobly
+through the water, quite pale with admiration, swearing that the
+captain beats all captains ever known, and even hinting at
+subscriptions for a piece of plate; and who, next morning, when
+the breeze has lulled, and all the sails hang useless in the idle
+air, shake their despondent heads again, and say, with screwed-up
+lips, they hope that captain is a sailor&mdash;but they shrewdly
+doubt him.</p>
+<p>It even became an occupation in the calm, to wonder when the
+wind <i>would</i> spring up in the favourable quarter, where, it
+was clearly shown by all the rules and precedents, it ought to
+have sprung up long ago.&nbsp; The first mate, who whistled for
+it zealously, was much respected for his perseverance, and was
+regarded even by the unbelievers as a first-rate sailor.&nbsp;
+Many gloomy looks would be cast upward through the cabin
+skylights at the flapping sails while dinner was in progress; and
+some, growing bold in ruefulness, predicted that we should land
+about the middle of July.&nbsp; There are always on board ship, a
+Sanguine One, and a Despondent One.&nbsp; The latter character
+carried it hollow at this period of the voyage, and triumphed
+over the Sanguine One at every meal, by inquiring where he
+supposed the Great Western (which left New York a week after us)
+was <i>now</i>: and where he supposed the &lsquo;Cunard&rsquo;
+steam-packet was <i>now</i>: and what he thought of sailing
+vessels, as compared with steamships <i>now</i>: and so beset his
+life with pestilent attacks of that kind, that he too was obliged
+to affect despondency, for very peace and quietude.</p>
+<p>These were additions to the list of entertaining incidents,
+but there was still another source of interest.&nbsp; We carried
+in the steerage nearly a hundred passengers: a little world of
+poverty: and as we came to know individuals among them by sight,
+from looking down upon the deck where they took the air in the
+daytime, and cooked their food, and very often ate it too, we
+became curious to know their histories, and with what
+expectations they had gone out to America, and on what errands
+they were going home, and what their circumstances were.&nbsp;
+The information we got on these heads from the carpenter, who had
+charge of these people, was often of the strangest kind.&nbsp;
+Some of them had been in America but three days, some but three
+months, and some had gone out in the last voyage of that very
+ship in which they were now returning home.&nbsp; Others had sold
+their clothes to raise the passage-money, and had hardly rags to
+cover them; others had no food, and lived upon the charity of the
+rest: and one man, it was discovered nearly at the end of the
+voyage, not before&mdash;for he kept his secret close, and did
+not court compassion&mdash;had had no sustenance whatever but the
+bones and scraps of fat he took from the plates used in the
+after-cabin dinner, when they were put out to be washed.</p>
+<p>The whole system of shipping and conveying these unfortunate
+persons, is one that stands in need of thorough revision.&nbsp;
+If any class deserve to be protected and assisted by the
+Government, it is that class who are banished from their native
+land in search of the bare means of subsistence.&nbsp; All that
+could be done for these poor people by the great compassion and
+humanity of the captain and officers was done, but they require
+much more.&nbsp; The law is bound, at least upon the English
+side, to see that too many of them are not put on board one ship:
+and that their accommodations are decent: not demoralising, and
+profligate.&nbsp; It is bound, too, in common humanity, to
+declare that no man shall be taken on board without his stock of
+provisions being previously inspected by some proper officer, and
+pronounced moderately sufficient for his support upon the
+voyage.&nbsp; It is bound to provide, or to require that there be
+provided, a medical attendant; whereas in these ships there are
+none, though sickness of adults, and deaths of children, on the
+passage, are matters of the very commonest occurrence.&nbsp;
+Above all it is the duty of any Government, be it monarchy or
+republic, to interpose and put an end to that system by which a
+firm of traders in emigrants purchase of the owners the whole
+&rsquo;tween-decks of a ship, and send on board as many wretched
+people as they can lay hold of, on any terms they can get,
+without the smallest reference to the conveniences of the
+steerage, the number of berths, the slightest separation of the
+sexes, or anything but their own immediate profit.&nbsp; Nor is
+even this the worst of the vicious system: for, certain crimping
+agents of these houses, who have a percentage on all the
+passengers they inveigle, are constantly travelling about those
+districts where poverty and discontent are rife, and tempting the
+credulous into more misery, by holding out monstrous inducements
+to emigration which can never be realised.</p>
+<p>The history of every family we had on board was pretty much
+the same.&nbsp; After hoarding up, and borrowing, and begging,
+and selling everything to pay the passage, they had gone out to
+New York, expecting to find its streets paved with gold; and had
+found them paved with very hard and very real stones.&nbsp;
+Enterprise was dull; labourers were not wanted; jobs of work were
+to be got, but the payment was not.&nbsp; They were coming back,
+even poorer than they went.&nbsp; One of them was carrying an
+open letter from a young English artisan, who had been in New
+York a fortnight, to a friend near Manchester, whom he strongly
+urged to follow him.&nbsp; One of the officers brought it to me
+as a curiosity.&nbsp; &lsquo;This is the country, Jem,&rsquo;
+said the writer.&nbsp; &lsquo;I like America.&nbsp; There is no
+despotism here; that&rsquo;s the great thing.&nbsp; Employment of
+all sorts is going a-begging, and wages are capital.&nbsp; You
+have only to choose a trade, Jem, and be it.&nbsp; I
+haven&rsquo;t made choice of one yet, but I shall soon.&nbsp;
+<i>At present I haven&rsquo;t quite made up my mind whether to be
+a carpenter&mdash;or a tailor</i>.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>There was yet another kind of passenger, and but one more,
+who, in the calm and the light winds, was a constant theme of
+conversation and observation among us.&nbsp; This was an English
+sailor, a smart, thorough-built, English man-of-war&rsquo;s-man
+from his hat to his shoes, who was serving in the American navy,
+and having got leave of absence was on his way home to see his
+friends.&nbsp; When he presented himself to take and pay for his
+passage, it had been suggested to him that being an able seaman
+he might as well work it and save the money, but this piece of
+advice he very indignantly rejected: saying, &lsquo;He&rsquo;d be
+damned but for once he&rsquo;d go aboard ship, as a
+gentleman.&rsquo;&nbsp; Accordingly, they took his money, but he
+no sooner came aboard, than he stowed his kit in the forecastle,
+arranged to mess with the crew, and the very first time the hands
+were turned up, went aloft like a cat, before anybody.&nbsp; And
+all through the passage there he was, first at the braces,
+outermost on the yards, perpetually lending a hand everywhere,
+but always with a sober dignity in his manner, and a sober grin
+on his face, which plainly said, &lsquo;I do it as a
+gentleman.&nbsp; For my own pleasure, mind you!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>At length and at last, the promised wind came up in right good
+earnest, and away we went before it, with every stitch of canvas
+set, slashing through the water nobly.&nbsp; There was a grandeur
+in the motion of the splendid ship, as overshadowed by her mass
+of sails, she rode at a furious pace upon the waves, which filled
+one with an indescribable sense of pride and exultation.&nbsp; As
+she plunged into a foaming valley, how I loved to see the green
+waves, bordered deep with white, come rushing on astern, to buoy
+her upward at their pleasure, and curl about her as she stooped
+again, but always own her for their haughty mistress still!&nbsp;
+On, on we flew, with changing lights upon the water, being now in
+the blessed region of fleecy skies; a bright sun lighting us by
+day, and a bright moon by night; the vane pointing directly
+homeward, alike the truthful index to the favouring wind and to
+our cheerful hearts; until at sunrise, one fair Monday
+morning&mdash;the twenty-seventh of June, I shall not easily
+forget the day&mdash;there lay before us, old Cape Clear, God
+bless it, showing, in the mist of early morning, like a cloud:
+the brightest and most welcome cloud, to us, that ever hid the
+face of Heaven&rsquo;s fallen sister&mdash;Home.</p>
+<p>Dim speck as it was in the wide prospect, it made the sunrise
+a more cheerful sight, and gave to it that sort of human interest
+which it seems to want at sea.&nbsp; There, as elsewhere, the
+return of day is inseparable from some sense of renewed hope and
+gladness; but the light shining on the dreary waste of water, and
+showing it in all its vast extent of loneliness, presents a
+solemn spectacle, which even night, veiling it in darkness and
+uncertainty, does not surpass.&nbsp; The rising of the moon is
+more in keeping with the solitary ocean; and has an air of
+melancholy grandeur, which in its soft and gentle influence,
+seems to comfort while it saddens.&nbsp; I recollect when I was a
+very young child having a fancy that the reflection of the moon
+in water was a path to Heaven, trodden by the spirits of good
+people on their way to God; and this old feeling often came over
+me again, when I watched it on a tranquil night at sea.</p>
+<p>The wind was very light on this same Monday morning, but it
+was still in the right quarter, and so, by slow degrees, we left
+Cape Clear behind, and sailed along within sight of the coast of
+Ireland.&nbsp; And how merry we all were, and how loyal to the
+George Washington, and how full of mutual congratulations, and
+how venturesome in predicting the exact hour at which we should
+arrive at Liverpool, may be easily imagined and readily
+understood.&nbsp; Also, how heartily we drank the captain&rsquo;s
+health that day at dinner; and how restless we became about
+packing up: and how two or three of the most sanguine spirits
+rejected the idea of going to bed at all that night as something
+it was not worth while to do, so near the shore, but went
+nevertheless, and slept soundly; and how to be so near our
+journey&rsquo;s end, was like a pleasant dream, from which one
+feared to wake.</p>
+<p>The friendly breeze freshened again next day, and on we went
+once more before it gallantly: descrying now and then an English
+ship going homeward under shortened sail, while we, with every
+inch of canvas crowded on, dashed gaily past, and left her far
+behind.&nbsp; Towards evening, the weather turned hazy, with a
+drizzling rain; and soon became so thick, that we sailed, as it
+were, in a cloud.&nbsp; Still we swept onward like a phantom
+ship, and many an eager eye glanced up to where the Look-out on
+the mast kept watch for Holyhead.</p>
+<p>At length his long-expected cry was heard, and at the same
+moment there shone out from the haze and mist ahead, a gleaming
+light, which presently was gone, and soon returned, and soon was
+gone again.&nbsp; Whenever it came back, the eyes of all on
+board, brightened and sparkled like itself: and there we all
+stood, watching this revolving light upon the rock at Holyhead,
+and praising it for its brightness and its friendly warning, and
+lauding it, in short, above all other signal lights that ever
+were displayed, until it once more glimmered faintly in the
+distance, far behind us.</p>
+<p>Then, it was time to fire a gun, for a pilot; and almost
+before its smoke had cleared away, a little boat with a light at
+her masthead came bearing down upon us, through the darkness,
+swiftly.&nbsp; And presently, our sails being backed, she ran
+alongside; and the hoarse pilot, wrapped and muffled in pea-coats
+and shawls to the very bridge of his weather-ploughed-up nose,
+stood bodily among us on the deck.&nbsp; And I think if that
+pilot had wanted to borrow fifty pounds for an indefinite period
+on no security, we should have engaged to lend it to him, among
+us, before his boat had dropped astern, or (which is the same
+thing) before every scrap of news in the paper he brought with
+him had become the common property of all on board.</p>
+<p>We turned in pretty late that night, and turned out pretty
+early next morning.&nbsp; By six o&rsquo;clock we clustered on
+the deck, prepared to go ashore; and looked upon the spires, and
+roofs, and smoke, of Liverpool.&nbsp; By eight we all sat down in
+one of its Hotels, to eat and drink together for the last
+time.&nbsp; And by nine we had shaken hands all round, and broken
+up our social company for ever.</p>
+<p>The country, by the railroad, seemed, as we rattled through
+it, like a luxuriant garden.&nbsp; The beauty of the fields (so
+small they looked!), the hedge-rows, and the trees; the pretty
+cottages, the beds of flowers, the old churchyards, the antique
+houses, and every well-known object; the exquisite delights of
+that one journey, crowding in the short compass of a
+summer&rsquo;s day, the joy of many years, with the winding up
+with Home and all that makes it dear; no tongue can tell, or pen
+of mine describe.</p>
+<h2><a name="page189"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+189</span>CHAPTER XVII<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">SLAVERY</span></h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">The</span> upholders of slavery in
+America&mdash;of the atrocities of which system, I shall not
+write one word for which I have not had ample proof and
+warrant&mdash;may be divided into three great classes.</p>
+<p>The first, are those more moderate and rational owners of
+human cattle, who have come into the possession of them as so
+many coins in their trading capital, but who admit the frightful
+nature of the Institution in the abstract, and perceive the
+dangers to society with which it is fraught: dangers which
+however distant they may be, or howsoever tardy in their coming
+on, are as certain to fall upon its guilty head, as is the Day of
+Judgment.</p>
+<p>The second, consists of all those owners, breeders, users,
+buyers and sellers of slaves, who will, until the bloody chapter
+has a bloody end, own, breed, use, buy, and sell them at all
+hazards: who doggedly deny the horrors of the system in the teeth
+of such a mass of evidence as never was brought to bear on any
+other subject, and to which the experience of every day
+contributes its immense amount; who would at this or any other
+moment, gladly involve America in a war, civil or foreign,
+provided that it had for its sole end and object the assertion of
+their right to perpetuate slavery, and to whip and work and
+torture slaves, unquestioned by any human authority, and
+unassailed by any human power; who, when they speak of Freedom,
+mean the Freedom to oppress their kind, and to be savage,
+merciless, and cruel; and of whom every man on his own ground, in
+republican America, is a more exacting, and a sterner, and a less
+responsible despot than the Caliph Haroun Alraschid in his angry
+robe of scarlet.</p>
+<p>The third, and not the least numerous or influential, is
+composed of all that delicate gentility which cannot bear a
+superior, and cannot brook an equal; of that class whose
+Republicanism means, &lsquo;I will not tolerate a man above me:
+and of those below, none must approach too near;&rsquo; whose
+pride, in a land where voluntary servitude is shunned as a
+disgrace, must be ministered to by slaves; and whose inalienable
+rights can only have their growth in negro wrongs.</p>
+<p>It has been sometimes urged that, in the unavailing efforts
+which have been made to advance the cause of Human Freedom in the
+republic of America (strange cause for history to treat of!),
+sufficient regard has not been had to the existence of the first
+class of persons; and it has been contended that they are hardly
+used, in being confounded with the second.&nbsp; This is, no
+doubt, the case; noble instances of pecuniary and personal
+sacrifice have already had their growth among them; and it is
+much to be regretted that the gulf between them and the advocates
+of emancipation should have been widened and deepened by any
+means: the rather, as there are, beyond dispute, among these
+slave-owners, many kind masters who are tender in the exercise of
+their unnatural power.&nbsp; Still, it is to be feared that this
+injustice is inseparable from the state of things with which
+humanity and truth are called upon to deal.&nbsp; Slavery is not
+a whit the more endurable because some hearts are to be found
+which can partially resist its hardening influences; nor can the
+indignant tide of honest wrath stand still, because in its onward
+course it overwhelms a few who are comparatively innocent, among
+a host of guilty.</p>
+<p>The ground most commonly taken by these better men among the
+advocates of slavery, is this: &lsquo;It is a bad system; and for
+myself I would willingly get rid of it, if I could; most
+willingly.&nbsp; But it is not so bad, as you in England take it
+to be.&nbsp; You are deceived by the representations of the
+emancipationists.&nbsp; The greater part of my slaves are much
+attached to me.&nbsp; You will say that I do not allow them to be
+severely treated; but I will put it to you whether you believe
+that it can be a general practice to treat them inhumanly, when
+it would impair their value, and would be obviously against the
+interests of their masters.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Is it the interest of any man to steal, to game, to waste his
+health and mental faculties by drunkenness, to lie, forswear
+himself, indulge hatred, seek desperate revenge, or do
+murder?&nbsp; No.&nbsp; All these are roads to ruin.&nbsp; And
+why, then, do men tread them? Because such inclinations are among
+the vicious qualities of mankind.&nbsp; Blot out, ye friends of
+slavery, from the catalogue of human passions, brutal lust,
+cruelty, and the abuse of irresponsible power (of all earthly
+temptations the most difficult to be resisted), and when ye have
+done so, and not before, we will inquire whether it be the
+interest of a master to lash and maim the slaves, over whose
+lives and limbs he has an absolute control!</p>
+<p>But again: this class, together with that last one I have
+named, the miserable aristocracy spawned of a false republic,
+lift up their voices and exclaim &lsquo;Public opinion is
+all-sufficient to prevent such cruelty as you
+denounce.&rsquo;&nbsp; Public opinion!&nbsp; Why, public opinion
+in the slave States <i>is</i> slavery, is it not?&nbsp; Public
+opinion, in the slave States, has delivered the slaves over, to
+the gentle mercies of their masters.&nbsp; Public opinion has
+made the laws, and denied the slaves legislative
+protection.&nbsp; Public opinion has knotted the lash, heated the
+branding-iron, loaded the rifle, and shielded the murderer.&nbsp;
+Public opinion threatens the abolitionist with death, if he
+venture to the South; and drags him with a rope about his middle,
+in broad unblushing noon, through the first city in the
+East.&nbsp; Public opinion has, within a few years, burned a
+slave alive at a slow fire in the city of St. Louis; and public
+opinion has to this day maintained upon the bench that estimable
+judge who charged the jury, impanelled there to try his
+murderers, that their most horrid deed was an act of public
+opinion, and being so, must not be punished by the laws the
+public sentiment had made.&nbsp; Public opinion hailed this
+doctrine with a howl of wild applause, and set the prisoners
+free, to walk the city, men of mark, and influence, and station,
+as they had been before.</p>
+<p>Public opinion! what class of men have an immense
+preponderance over the rest of the community, in their power of
+representing public opinion in the legislature? the
+slave-owners.&nbsp; They send from their twelve States one
+hundred members, while the fourteen free States, with a free
+population nearly double, return but a hundred and
+forty-two.&nbsp; Before whom do the presidential candidates bow
+down the most humbly, on whom do they fawn the most fondly, and
+for whose tastes do they cater the most assiduously in their
+servile protestations?&nbsp; The slave-owners always.</p>
+<p>Public opinion! hear the public opinion of the free South, as
+expressed by its own members in the House of Representatives at
+Washington.&nbsp; &lsquo;I have a great respect for the
+chair,&rsquo; quoth North Carolina, &lsquo;I have a great respect
+for the chair as an officer of the house, and a great respect for
+him personally; nothing but that respect prevents me from rushing
+to the table and tearing that petition which has just been
+presented for the abolition of slavery in the district of
+Columbia, to pieces.&rsquo;&mdash;&lsquo;I warn the
+abolitionists,&rsquo; says South Carolina, &lsquo;ignorant,
+infuriated barbarians as they are, that if chance shall throw any
+of them into our hands, he may expect a felon&rsquo;s
+death.&rsquo;&mdash;&lsquo;Let an abolitionist come within the
+borders of South Carolina,&rsquo; cries a third; mild
+Carolina&rsquo;s colleague; &lsquo;and if we can catch him, we
+will try him, and notwithstanding the interference of all the
+governments on earth, including the Federal government, we will
+<span class="smcap">hang</span> him.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Public opinion has made this law.&mdash;It has declared that
+in Washington, in that city which takes its name from the father
+of American liberty, any justice of the peace may bind with
+fetters any negro passing down the street and thrust him into
+jail: no offence on the black man&rsquo;s part is
+necessary.&nbsp; The justice says, &lsquo;I choose to think this
+man a runaway:&rsquo; and locks him up.&nbsp; Public opinion
+impowers the man of law when this is done, to advertise the negro
+in the newspapers, warning his owner to come and claim him, or he
+will be sold to pay the jail fees.&nbsp; But supposing he is a
+free black, and has no owner, it may naturally be presumed that
+he is set at liberty.&nbsp; No: <span class="smcap">he is sold to
+recompense his jailer</span>.&nbsp; This has been done again, and
+again, and again.&nbsp; He has no means of proving his freedom;
+has no adviser, messenger, or assistance of any sort or kind; no
+investigation into his case is made, or inquiry instituted.&nbsp;
+He, a free man, who may have served for years, and bought his
+liberty, is thrown into jail on no process, for no crime, and on
+no pretence of crime: and is sold to pay the jail fees.&nbsp;
+This seems incredible, even of America, but it is the law.</p>
+<p>Public opinion is deferred to, in such cases as the following:
+which is headed in the newspapers:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center">&lsquo;<i>Interesting
+Law-Case</i>.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;An interesting case is now on trial in the Supreme
+Court, arising out of the following facts.&nbsp; A gentleman
+residing in Maryland had allowed an aged pair of his slaves,
+substantial though not legal freedom for several years.&nbsp;
+While thus living, a daughter was born to them, who grew up in
+the same liberty, until she married a free negro, and went with
+him to reside in Pennsylvania.&nbsp; They had several children,
+and lived unmolested until the original owner died, when his heir
+attempted to regain them; but the magistrate before whom they
+were brought, decided that he had no jurisdiction in the
+case.&nbsp; <i>The owner seized the woman and her children in the
+night</i>, <i>and carried them to Maryland</i>.&rsquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>&lsquo;Cash for negroes,&rsquo; &lsquo;cash for
+negroes,&rsquo; &lsquo;cash for negroes,&rsquo; is the heading of
+advertisements in great capitals down the long columns of the
+crowded journals.&nbsp; Woodcuts of a runaway negro with manacled
+hands, crouching beneath a bluff pursuer in top boots, who,
+having caught him, grasps him by the throat, agreeably diversify
+the pleasant text.&nbsp; The leading article protests against
+&lsquo;that abominable and hellish doctrine of abolition, which
+is repugnant alike to every law of God and nature.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+The delicate mamma, who smiles her acquiescence in this sprightly
+writing as she reads the paper in her cool piazza, quiets her
+youngest child who clings about her skirts, by promising the boy
+&lsquo;a whip to beat the little niggers with.&rsquo;&mdash;But
+the negroes, little and big, are protected by public opinion.</p>
+<p>Let us try this public opinion by another test, which is
+important in three points of view: first, as showing how
+desperately timid of the public opinion slave-owners are, in
+their delicate descriptions of fugitive slaves in widely
+circulated newspapers; secondly, as showing how perfectly
+contented the slaves are, and how very seldom they run away;
+thirdly, as exhibiting their entire freedom from scar, or
+blemish, or any mark of cruel infliction, as their pictures are
+drawn, not by lying abolitionists, but by their own truthful
+masters.</p>
+<p>The following are a few specimens of the advertisements in the
+public papers.&nbsp; It is only four years since the oldest among
+them appeared; and others of the same nature continue to be
+published every day, in shoals.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&lsquo;Ran away, Negress Caroline.&nbsp; Had on a
+collar with one prong turned down.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, a black woman, Betsy.&nbsp; Had an iron bar
+on her right leg.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, the negro Manuel.&nbsp; Much marked with
+irons.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, the negress Fanny.&nbsp; Had on an iron band
+about her neck.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, a negro boy about twelve years old.&nbsp; Had
+round his neck a chain dog-collar with &ldquo;De Lampert&rdquo;
+engraved on it.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, the negro Hown.&nbsp; Has a ring of iron on
+his left foot.&nbsp; Also, Grise, <i>his wife</i>, having a ring
+and chain on the left leg.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, a negro boy named James.&nbsp; Said boy was
+ironed when he left me.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Committed to jail, a man who calls his name John.&nbsp;
+He has a clog of iron on his right foot which will weigh four or
+five pounds.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Detained at the police jail, the negro wench,
+Myra.&nbsp; Has several marks of <span
+class="smcap">lashing</span>, and has irons on her
+feet.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, a negro woman and two children.&nbsp; A few
+days before she went off, I burnt her with a hot iron, on the
+left side of her face.&nbsp; I tried to make the letter
+M.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, a negro man named Henry; his left eye out,
+some scars from a dirk on and under his left arm, and much
+scarred with the whip.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;One hundred dollars reward, for a negro fellow, Pompey,
+40 years old.&nbsp; He is branded on the left jaw.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Committed to jail, a negro man.&nbsp; Has no toes on
+the left foot.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, a negro woman named Rachel.&nbsp; Has lost
+all her toes except the large one.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, Sam.&nbsp; He was shot a short time since
+through the hand, and has several shots in his left arm and
+side.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, my negro man Dennis.&nbsp; Said negro has
+been shot in the left arm between the shoulder and elbow, which
+has paralysed the left hand.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, my negro man named Simon.&nbsp; He has been
+shot badly, in his back and right arm.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, a negro named Arthur.&nbsp; Has a
+considerable scar across his breast and each arm, made by a
+knife; loves to talk much of the goodness of God.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Twenty-five dollars reward for my man Isaac.&nbsp; He
+has a scar on his forehead, caused by a blow; and one on his
+back, made by a shot from a pistol.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, a negro girl called Mary.&nbsp; Has a small
+scar over her eye, a good many teeth missing, the letter A is
+branded on her cheek and forehead.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, negro Ben.&nbsp; Has a scar on his right
+hand; his thumb and forefinger being injured by being shot last
+fall.&nbsp; A part of the bone came out.&nbsp; He has also one or
+two large scars on his back and hips.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Detained at the jail, a mulatto, named Tom.&nbsp; Has a
+scar on the right cheek, and appears to have been burned with
+powder on the face.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, a negro man named Ned.&nbsp; Three of his
+fingers are drawn into the palm of his hand by a cut.&nbsp; Has a
+scar on the back of his neck, nearly half round, done by a
+knife.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Was committed to jail, a negro man.&nbsp; Says his name
+is Josiah.&nbsp; His back very much scarred by the whip; and
+branded on the thigh and hips in three or four places, thus (J
+M).&nbsp; The rim of his right ear has been bit or cut
+off.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Fifty dollars reward, for my fellow Edward.&nbsp; He
+has a scar on the corner of his mouth, two cuts on and under his
+arm, and the letter E on his arm.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, negro boy Ellie.&nbsp; Has a scar on one of
+his arms from the bite of a dog.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, from the plantation of James Surgette, the
+following negroes: Randal, has one ear cropped; Bob, has lost one
+eye; Kentucky Tom, has one jaw broken.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, Anthony.&nbsp; One of his ears cut off, and
+his left hand cut with an axe.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Fifty dollars reward for the negro Jim Blake.&nbsp; Has
+a piece cut out of each ear, and the middle finger of the left
+hand cut off to the second joint.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, a negro woman named Maria.&nbsp; Has a scar
+on one side of her cheek, by a cut.&nbsp; Some scars on her
+back.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, the Mulatto wench Mary.&nbsp; Has a cut on
+the left arm, a scar on the left shoulder, and two upper teeth
+missing.&rsquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>I should say, perhaps, in explanation of this latter piece of
+description, that among the other blessings which public opinion
+secures to the negroes, is the common practice of violently
+punching out their teeth.&nbsp; To make them wear iron collars by
+day and night, and to worry them with dogs, are practices almost
+too ordinary to deserve mention.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&lsquo;Ran away, my man Fountain.&nbsp; Has holes
+in his ears, a scar on the right side of his forehead, has been
+shot in the hind part of his legs, and is marked on the back with
+the whip.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Two hundred and fifty dollars reward for my negro man
+Jim.&nbsp; He is much marked with shot in his right thigh.&nbsp;
+The shot entered on the outside, halfway between the hip and knee
+joints.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Brought to jail, John.&nbsp; Left ear cropt.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Taken up, a negro man.&nbsp; Is very much scarred about
+the face and body, and has the left ear bit off.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, a black girl, named Mary.&nbsp; Has a scar on
+her cheek, and the end of one of her toes cut off.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, my Mulatto woman, Judy.&nbsp; She has had her
+right arm broke.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, my negro man, Levi.&nbsp; His left hand has
+been burnt, and I think the end of his forefinger is
+off.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, a negro man, <span class="smcap">named
+Washington</span>.&nbsp; Has lost a part of his middle finger,
+and the end of his little finger.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Twenty-five dollars reward for my man John.&nbsp; The
+tip of his nose is bit off.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Twenty-five dollars reward for the negro slave,
+Sally.&nbsp; Walks <i>as though</i> crippled in the
+back.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, Joe Dennis.&nbsp; Has a small notch in one of
+his ears.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, negro boy, Jack.&nbsp; Has a small crop out
+of his left ear.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Ran away, a negro man, named Ivory.&nbsp; Has a small
+piece cut out of the top of each ear.&rsquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>While upon the subject of ears, I may observe that a
+distinguished abolitionist in New York once received a
+negro&rsquo;s ear, which had been cut off close to the head, in a
+general post letter.&nbsp; It was forwarded by the free and
+independent gentleman who had caused it to be amputated, with a
+polite request that he would place the specimen in his
+&lsquo;collection.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>I could enlarge this catalogue with broken arms, and broken
+legs, and gashed flesh, and missing teeth, and lacerated backs,
+and bites of dogs, and brands of red-hot irons innumerable: but
+as my readers will be sufficiently sickened and repelled already,
+I will turn to another branch of the subject.</p>
+<p>These advertisements, of which a similar collection might be
+made for every year, and month, and week, and day; and which are
+coolly read in families as things of course, and as a part of the
+current news and small-talk; will serve to show how very much the
+slaves profit by public opinion, and how tender it is in their
+behalf.&nbsp; But it may be worth while to inquire how the
+slave-owners, and the class of society to which great numbers of
+them belong, defer to public opinion in their conduct, not to
+their slaves but to each other; how they are accustomed to
+restrain their passions; what their bearing is among themselves;
+whether they are fierce or gentle; whether their social customs
+be brutal, sanguinary, and violent, or bear the impress of
+civilisation and refinement.</p>
+<p>That we may have no partial evidence from abolitionists in
+this inquiry, either, I will once more turn to their own
+newspapers, and I will confine myself, this time, to a selection
+from paragraphs which appeared from day to day, during my visit
+to America, and which refer to occurrences happening while I was
+there.&nbsp; The italics in these extracts, as in the foregoing,
+are my own.</p>
+<p>These cases did not <span class="smcap">all</span> occur, it
+will be seen, in territory actually belonging to legalised Slave
+States, though most, and those the very worst among them did, as
+their counterparts constantly do; but the position of the scenes
+of action in reference to places immediately at hand, where
+slavery is the law; and the strong resemblance between that class
+of outrages and the rest; lead to the just presumption that the
+character of the parties concerned was formed in slave districts,
+and brutalised by slave customs.</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center">&lsquo;<i>Horrible
+Tragedy</i>.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;By a slip from <i>The Southport Telegraph</i>,
+Wisconsin, we learn that the Hon. Charles C. P. Arndt, Member of
+the Council for Brown county, was shot dead <i>on the floor of
+the Council chamber</i>, by James R. Vinyard, Member from Grant
+county.&nbsp; <i>The affair</i> grew out of a nomination for
+Sheriff of Grant county.&nbsp; Mr. E. S. Baker was nominated and
+supported by Mr. Arndt.&nbsp; This nomination was opposed by
+Vinyard, who wanted the appointment to vest in his own
+brother.&nbsp; In the course of debate, the deceased made some
+statements which Vinyard pronounced false, and made use of
+violent and insulting language, dealing largely in personalities,
+to which Mr. A. made no reply.&nbsp; After the adjournment, Mr.
+A. stepped up to Vinyard, and requested him to retract, which he
+refused to do, repeating the offensive words.&nbsp; Mr. Arndt
+then made a blow at Vinyard, who stepped back a pace, drew a
+pistol, and shot him dead.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;The issue appears to have been provoked on the part of
+Vinyard, who was determined at all hazards to defeat the
+appointment of Baker, and who, himself defeated, turned his ire
+and revenge upon the unfortunate Arndt.&rsquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">&lsquo;<i>The Wisconsin
+Tragedy</i>.</p>
+<p>Public indignation runs high in the territory of Wisconsin, in
+relation to the murder of C. C. P. Arndt, in the Legislative Hall
+of the Territory.&nbsp; Meetings have been held in different
+counties of Wisconsin, denouncing <i>the practice of secretly
+bearing arms in the Legislative chambers of the
+country</i>.&nbsp; We have seen the account of the expulsion of
+James R. Vinyard, the perpetrator of the bloody deed, and are
+amazed to hear, that, after this expulsion by those who saw
+Vinyard kill Mr. Arndt in the presence of his aged father, who
+was on a visit to see his son, little dreaming that he was to
+witness his murder, <i>Judge Dunn has discharged Vinyard on
+bail</i>.&nbsp; The Miners&rsquo; Free Press speaks <i>in terms
+of merited rebuke</i> at the outrage upon the feelings of the
+people of Wisconsin.&nbsp; Vinyard was within arm&rsquo;s length
+of Mr. Arndt, when he took such deadly aim at him, that he never
+spoke.&nbsp; Vinyard might at pleasure, being so near, have only
+wounded him, but he chose to kill him.&rsquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">&lsquo;<i>Murder</i>.</p>
+<p>By a letter in a St. Louis paper of the &lsquo;4th, we notice
+a terrible outrage at Burlington, Iowa.&nbsp; A Mr. Bridgman
+having had a difficulty with a citizen of the place, Mr. Ross; a
+brother-in-law of the latter provided himself with one of
+Colt&rsquo;s revolving pistols, met Mr. B. in the street, <i>and
+discharged the contents of five of the barrels at him</i>:
+<i>each shot taking effect</i>.&nbsp; Mr. B., though horribly
+wounded, and dying, returned the fire, and killed Ross on the
+spot.&rsquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">&lsquo;<i>Terrible Death of Robert
+Potter</i>.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;From the &ldquo;Caddo Gazette,&rdquo; of the 12th
+inst., we learn the frightful death of Colonel Robert Potter. . .
+. He was beset in his house by an enemy, named Rose.&nbsp; He
+sprang from his couch, seized his gun, and, in his night-clothes,
+rushed from the house.&nbsp; For about two hundred yards his
+speed seemed to defy his pursuers; but, getting entangled in a
+thicket, he was captured.&nbsp; Rose told him <i>that he intended
+to act a generous part</i>, and give him a chance for his
+life.&nbsp; He then told Potter he might run, and he should not
+be interrupted till he reached a certain distance.&nbsp; Potter
+started at the word of command, and before a gun was fired he had
+reached the lake.&nbsp; His first impulse was to jump in the
+water and dive for it, which he did.&nbsp; Rose was close behind
+him, and formed his men on the bank ready to shoot him as he
+rose.&nbsp; In a few seconds he came up to breathe; and scarce
+had his head reached the surface of the water when it was
+completely riddled with the shot of their guns, and he sunk, to
+rise no more!&rsquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">&lsquo;<i>Murder in
+Arkansas</i>.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;We understand <i>that a severe rencontre came off</i> a
+few days since in the Seneca Nation, between Mr. Loose, the
+sub-agent of the mixed band of the Senecas, Quapaw, and Shawnees,
+and Mr. James Gillespie, of the mercantile firm of Thomas G.
+Allison and Co., of Maysville, Benton, County Ark, in which the
+latter was slain with a bowie-knife.&nbsp; Some difficulty had
+for some time existed between the parties.&nbsp; It is said that
+Major Gillespie brought on the attack with a cane.&nbsp; A severe
+conflict ensued, during which two pistols were fired by Gillespie
+and one by Loose.&nbsp; Loose then stabbed Gillespie with one of
+those never-failing weapons, a bowie-knife.&nbsp; The death of
+Major G. is much regretted, as he was a liberal-minded and
+energetic man.&nbsp; Since the above was in type, we have learned
+that Major Allison has stated to some of our citizens in town
+that Mr. Loose gave the first blow.&nbsp; We forbear to give any
+particulars, as <i>the matter will be the subject of judicial
+investigation</i>.&rsquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">&lsquo;<i>Foul Deed</i>.</p>
+<p>The steamer Thames, just from Missouri river, brought us a
+handbill, offering a reward of 500 dollars, for the person who
+assassinated Lilburn W. Baggs, late Governor of this State, at
+Independence, on the night of the 6th inst.&nbsp; Governor Baggs,
+it is stated in a written memorandum, was not dead, but mortally
+wounded.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Since the above was written, we received a note from
+the clerk of the Thames, giving the following particulars.&nbsp;
+Gov. Baggs was shot by some villain on Friday, 6th inst., in the
+evening, while sitting in a room in his own house in
+Independence.&nbsp; His son, a boy, hearing a report, ran into
+the room, and found the Governor sitting in his chair, with his
+jaw fallen down, and his head leaning back; on discovering the
+injury done to his father, he gave the alarm.&nbsp; Foot tracks
+were found in the garden below the window, and a pistol picked up
+supposed to have been overloaded, and thrown from the hand of the
+scoundrel who fired it.&nbsp; Three buck shots of a heavy load,
+took effect; one going through his mouth, one into the brain, and
+another probably in or near the brain; all going into the back
+part of the neck and head.&nbsp; The Governor was still alive on
+the morning of the 7th; but no hopes for his recovery by his
+friends, and but slight hopes from his physicians.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;A man was suspected, and the Sheriff most probably has
+possession of him by this time.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;The pistol was one of a pair stolen some days previous
+from a baker in Independence, and the legal authorities have the
+description of the other.&rsquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">&lsquo;<i>Rencontre</i>.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;An unfortunate <i>affair</i> took place on Friday
+evening in Chatres Street, in which one of our most respectable
+citizens received a dangerous wound, from a poignard, in the
+abdomen.&nbsp; From the Bee (New Orleans) of yesterday, we learn
+the following particulars.&nbsp; It appears that an article was
+published in the French side of the paper on Monday last,
+containing some strictures on the Artillery Battalion for firing
+their guns on Sunday morning, in answer to those from the Ontario
+and Woodbury, and thereby much alarm was caused to the families
+of those persons who were out all night preserving the peace of
+the city.&nbsp; Major C. Gally, Commander of the battalion,
+resenting this, called at the office and demanded the
+author&rsquo;s name; that of Mr. P. Arpin was given to him, who
+was absent at the time.&nbsp; Some angry words then passed with
+one of the proprietors, and a challenge followed; the friends of
+both parties tried to arrange the affair, but failed to do
+so.&nbsp; On Friday evening, about seven o&rsquo;clock, Major
+Gally met Mr. P. Arpin in Chatres Street, and accosted him.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Are you Mr. Arpin?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;&ldquo;Yes, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;&ldquo;Then I have to tell you that you are
+a&mdash;&rdquo; (applying an appropriate epithet).</p>
+<p>&lsquo;&ldquo;I shall remind you of your words,
+sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;&ldquo;But I have said I would break my cane on your
+shoulders.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;&ldquo;I know it, but I have not yet received the
+blow.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;At these words, Major Gally, having a cane in his
+hands, struck Mr. Arpin across the face, and the latter drew a
+poignard from his pocket and stabbed Major Gally in the
+abdomen.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Fears are entertained that the wound will be
+mortal.&nbsp; <i>We understand that Mr. Arpin has given security
+for his appearance at the Criminal Court to answer the
+charge</i>.&rsquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">&lsquo;<i>Affray in
+Mississippi</i>.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;On the 27th ult., in an affray near Carthage, Leake
+county, Mississippi, between James Cottingham and John Wilburn,
+the latter was shot by the former, and so horribly wounded, that
+there was no hope of his recovery.&nbsp; On the 2nd instant,
+there was an affray at Carthage between A. C. Sharkey and George
+Goff, in which the latter was shot, and thought mortally
+wounded.&nbsp; Sharkey delivered himself up to the authorities,
+<i>but changed his mind and escaped</i>!&rsquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">&lsquo;<i>Personal
+Encounter</i>.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;An encounter took place in Sparta, a few days since,
+between the barkeeper of an hotel, and a man named Bury.&nbsp; It
+appears that Bury had become somewhat noisy, <i>and that the
+barkeeper</i>, <i>determined to preserve order</i>, <i>had
+threatened to shoot Bury</i>, whereupon Bury drew a pistol and
+shot the barkeeper down.&nbsp; He was not dead at the last
+accounts, but slight hopes were entertained of his
+recovery.&rsquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">&lsquo;<i>Duel</i>.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;The clerk of the steamboat <i>Tribune</i> informs us
+that another duel was fought on Tuesday last, by Mr. Robbins, a
+bank officer in Vicksburg, and Mr. Fall, the editor of the
+Vicksburg Sentinel.&nbsp; According to the arrangement, the
+parties had six pistols each, which, after the word
+&ldquo;Fire!&rdquo; <i>they were to discharge as fast as they
+pleased</i>.&nbsp; Fall fired two pistols without effect.&nbsp;
+Mr. Robbins&rsquo; first shot took effect in Fall&rsquo;s thigh,
+who fell, and was unable to continue the combat.&rsquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">&lsquo;<i>Affray in Clarke
+County</i>.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;An <i>unfortunate affray</i> occurred in Clarke county
+(<span class="smcap">Mo</span>.), near Waterloo, on Tuesday the
+19th ult., which originated in settling the partnership concerns
+of Messrs. M&lsquo;Kane and M&lsquo;Allister, who had been
+engaged in the business of distilling, and resulted in the death
+of the latter, who was shot down by Mr. M&lsquo;Kane, because of
+his attempting to take possession of seven barrels of whiskey,
+the property of M&lsquo;Kane, which had been knocked off to
+M&lsquo;Allister at a sheriff&rsquo;s sale at one dollar per
+barrel.&nbsp; M&lsquo;Kane immediately fled <i>and at the latest
+dates had not been taken</i>.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;<i>This unfortunate affray</i> caused considerable
+excitement in the neighbourhood, as both the parties were men
+with large families depending upon them and stood well in the
+community.&rsquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>I will quote but one more paragraph, which, by reason of its
+monstrous absurdity, may be a relief to these atrocious
+deeds.</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center">&lsquo;<i>Affair of
+Honour</i>.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;We have just heard the particulars of a meeting which
+took place on Six Mile Island, on Tuesday, between two young
+bloods of our city: Samuel Thurston, <i>aged fifteen</i>, and
+William Hine, <i>aged thirteen</i> years.&nbsp; They were
+attended by young gentlemen of the same age.&nbsp; The weapons
+used on the occasion, were a couple of Dickson&rsquo;s best
+rifles; the distance, thirty yards.&nbsp; They took one fire,
+without any damage being sustained by either party, except the
+ball of Thurston&rsquo;s gun passing through the crown of
+Hine&rsquo;s hat.&nbsp; <i>Through the intercession of the Board
+of Honour</i>, the challenge was withdrawn, and the difference
+amicably adjusted.&rsquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>If the reader will picture to himself the kind of Board of
+Honour which amicably adjusted the difference between these two
+little boys, who in any other part of the world would have been
+amicably adjusted on two porters&rsquo; backs and soundly flogged
+with birchen rods, he will be possessed, no doubt, with as strong
+a sense of its ludicrous character, as that which sets me
+laughing whenever its image rises up before me.</p>
+<p>Now, I appeal to every human mind, imbued with the commonest
+of common sense, and the commonest of common humanity; to all
+dispassionate, reasoning creatures, of any shade of opinion; and
+ask, with these revolting evidences of the state of society which
+exists in and about the slave districts of America before them,
+can they have a doubt of the real condition of the slave, or can
+they for a moment make a compromise between the institution or
+any of its flagrant, fearful features, and their own just
+consciences? Will they say of any tale of cruelty and horror,
+however aggravated in degree, that it is improbable, when they
+can turn to the public prints, and, running, read such signs as
+these, laid before them by the men who rule the slaves: in their
+own acts and under their own hands?</p>
+<p>Do we not know that the worst deformity and ugliness of
+slavery are at once the cause and the effect of the reckless
+license taken by these freeborn outlaws?&nbsp; Do we not know
+that the man who has been born and bred among its wrongs; who has
+seen in his childhood husbands obliged at the word of command to
+flog their wives; women, indecently compelled to hold up their
+own garments that men might lay the heavier stripes upon their
+legs, driven and harried by brutal overseers in their time of
+travail, and becoming mothers on the field of toil, under the
+very lash itself; who has read in youth, and seen his virgin
+sisters read, descriptions of runaway men and women, and their
+disfigured persons, which could not be published elsewhere, of so
+much stock upon a farm, or at a show of beasts:&mdash;do we not
+know that that man, whenever his wrath is kindled up, will be a
+brutal savage?&nbsp; Do we not know that as he is a coward in his
+domestic life, stalking among his shrinking men and women slaves
+armed with his heavy whip, so he will be a coward out of doors,
+and carrying cowards&rsquo; weapons hidden in his breast, will
+shoot men down and stab them when he quarrels?&nbsp; And if our
+reason did not teach us this and much beyond; if we were such
+idiots as to close our eyes to that fine mode of training which
+rears up such men; should we not know that they who among their
+equals stab and pistol in the legislative halls, and in the
+counting-house, and on the marketplace, and in all the elsewhere
+peaceful pursuits of life, must be to their dependants, even
+though they were free servants, so many merciless and unrelenting
+tyrants?</p>
+<p>What! shall we declaim against the ignorant peasantry of
+Ireland, and mince the matter when these American taskmasters are
+in question?&nbsp; Shall we cry shame on the brutality of those
+who hamstring cattle: and spare the lights of Freedom upon earth
+who notch the ears of men and women, cut pleasant posies in the
+shrinking flesh, learn to write with pens of red-hot iron on the
+human face, rack their poetic fancies for liveries of mutilation
+which their slaves shall wear for life and carry to the grave,
+breaking living limbs as did the soldiery who mocked and slew the
+Saviour of the world, and set defenceless creatures up for
+targets! Shall we whimper over legends of the tortures practised
+on each other by the Pagan Indians, and smile upon the cruelties
+of Christian men!&nbsp; Shall we, so long as these things last,
+exult above the scattered remnants of that race, and triumph in
+the white enjoyment of their possessions?&nbsp; Rather, for me,
+restore the forest and the Indian village; in lieu of stars and
+stripes, let some poor feather flutter in the breeze; replace the
+streets and squares by wigwams; and though the death-song of a
+hundred haughty warriors fill the air, it will be music to the
+shriek of one unhappy slave.</p>
+<p>On one theme, which is commonly before our eyes, and in
+respect of which our national character is changing fast, let the
+plain Truth be spoken, and let us not, like dastards, beat about
+the bush by hinting at the Spaniard and the fierce Italian.&nbsp;
+When knives are drawn by Englishmen in conflict let it be said
+and known: &lsquo;We owe this change to Republican Slavery.&nbsp;
+These are the weapons of Freedom.&nbsp; With sharp points and
+edges such as these, Liberty in America hews and hacks her
+slaves; or, failing that pursuit, her sons devote them to a
+better use, and turn them on each other.&rsquo;</p>
+<h2><a name="page202"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+202</span>CHAPTER XVIII<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">CONCLUDING REMARKS</span></h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">There</span> are many passages in this
+book, where I have been at some pains to resist the temptation of
+troubling my readers with my own deductions and conclusions:
+preferring that they should judge for themselves, from such
+premises as I have laid before them.&nbsp; My only object in the
+outset, was, to carry them with me faithfully wheresoever I went:
+and that task I have discharged.</p>
+<p>But I may be pardoned, if on such a theme as the general
+character of the American people, and the general character of
+their social system, as presented to a stranger&rsquo;s eyes, I
+desire to express my own opinions in a few words, before I bring
+these volumes to a close.</p>
+<p>They are, by nature, frank, brave, cordial, hospitable, and
+affectionate.&nbsp; Cultivation and refinement seem but to
+enhance their warmth of heart and ardent enthusiasm; and it is
+the possession of these latter qualities in a most remarkable
+degree, which renders an educated American one of the most
+endearing and most generous of friends.&nbsp; I never was so won
+upon, as by this class; never yielded up my full confidence and
+esteem so readily and pleasurably, as to them; never can make
+again, in half a year, so many friends for whom I seem to
+entertain the regard of half a life.</p>
+<p>These qualities are natural, I implicitly believe, to the
+whole people.&nbsp; That they are, however, sadly sapped and
+blighted in their growth among the mass; and that there are
+influences at work which endanger them still more, and give but
+little present promise of their healthy restoration; is a truth
+that ought to be told.</p>
+<p>It is an essential part of every national character to pique
+itself mightily upon its faults, and to deduce tokens of its
+virtue or its wisdom from their very exaggeration.&nbsp; One
+great blemish in the popular mind of America, and the prolific
+parent of an innumerable brood of evils, is Universal
+Distrust.&nbsp; Yet the American citizen plumes himself upon this
+spirit, even when he is sufficiently dispassionate to perceive
+the ruin it works; and will often adduce it, in spite of his own
+reason, as an instance of the great sagacity and acuteness of the
+people, and their superior shrewdness and independence.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;You carry,&rsquo; says the stranger, &lsquo;this
+jealousy and distrust into every transaction of public
+life.&nbsp; By repelling worthy men from your legislative
+assemblies, it has bred up a class of candidates for the
+suffrage, who, in their very act, disgrace your Institutions and
+your people&rsquo;s choice.&nbsp; It has rendered you so fickle,
+and so given to change, that your inconstancy has passed into a
+proverb; for you no sooner set up an idol firmly, than you are
+sure to pull it down and dash it into fragments: and this,
+because directly you reward a benefactor, or a public servant,
+you distrust him, merely because he is rewarded; and immediately
+apply yourselves to find out, either that you have been too
+bountiful in your acknowledgments, or he remiss in his
+deserts.&nbsp; Any man who attains a high place among you, from
+the President downwards, may date his downfall from that moment;
+for any printed lie that any notorious villain pens, although it
+militate directly against the character and conduct of a life,
+appeals at once to your distrust, and is believed.&nbsp; You will
+strain at a gnat in the way of trustfulness and confidence,
+however fairly won and well deserved; but you will swallow a
+whole caravan of camels, if they be laden with unworthy doubts
+and mean suspicions.&nbsp; Is this well, think you, or likely to
+elevate the character of the governors or the governed, among
+you?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>The answer is invariably the same: &lsquo;There&rsquo;s
+freedom of opinion here, you know.&nbsp; Every man thinks for
+himself, and we are not to be easily overreached.&nbsp;
+That&rsquo;s how our people come to be suspicious.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Another prominent feature is the love of &lsquo;smart&rsquo;
+dealing: which gilds over many a swindle and gross breach of
+trust; many a defalcation, public and private; and enables many a
+knave to hold his head up with the best, who well deserves a
+halter; though it has not been without its retributive operation,
+for this smartness has done more in a few years to impair the
+public credit, and to cripple the public resources, than dull
+honesty, however rash, could have effected in a century.&nbsp;
+The merits of a broken speculation, or a bankruptcy, or of a
+successful scoundrel, are not gauged by its or his observance of
+the golden rule, &lsquo;Do as you would be done by,&rsquo; but
+are considered with reference to their smartness.&nbsp; I
+recollect, on both occasions of our passing that ill-fated Cairo
+on the Mississippi, remarking on the bad effects such gross
+deceits must have when they exploded, in generating a want of
+confidence abroad, and discouraging foreign investment: but I was
+given to understand that this was a very smart scheme by which a
+deal of money had been made: and that its smartest feature was,
+that they forgot these things abroad, in a very short time, and
+speculated again, as freely as ever.&nbsp; The following dialogue
+I have held a hundred times: &lsquo;Is it not a very disgraceful
+circumstance that such a man as So-and-so should be acquiring a
+large property by the most infamous and odious means, and
+notwithstanding all the crimes of which he has been guilty,
+should be tolerated and abetted by your Citizens?&nbsp; He is a
+public nuisance, is he not?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Yes,
+sir.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;A convicted liar?&rsquo;&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Yes, sir.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;He has been kicked, and
+cuffed, and caned?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Yes, sir.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+&lsquo;And he is utterly dishonourable, debased, and
+profligate?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Yes, sir.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;In
+the name of wonder, then, what is his merit?&rsquo;&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Well, sir, he is a smart man.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>In like manner, all kinds of deficient and impolitic usages
+are referred to the national love of trade; though, oddly enough,
+it would be a weighty charge against a foreigner that he regarded
+the Americans as a trading people.&nbsp; The love of trade is
+assigned as a reason for that comfortless custom, so very
+prevalent in country towns, of married persons living in hotels,
+having no fireside of their own, and seldom meeting from early
+morning until late at night, but at the hasty public meals.&nbsp;
+The love of trade is a reason why the literature of America is to
+remain for ever unprotected &lsquo;For we are a trading people,
+and don&rsquo;t care for poetry:&rsquo; though we <i>do</i>, by
+the way, profess to be very proud of our poets: while healthful
+amusements, cheerful means of recreation, and wholesome fancies,
+must fade before the stern utilitarian joys of trade.</p>
+<p>These three characteristics are strongly presented at every
+turn, full in the stranger&rsquo;s view.&nbsp; But, the foul
+growth of America has a more tangled root than this; and it
+strikes its fibres, deep in its licentious Press.</p>
+<p>Schools may be erected, East, West, North, and South; pupils
+be taught, and masters reared, by scores upon scores of
+thousands; colleges may thrive, churches may be crammed,
+temperance may be diffused, and advancing knowledge in all other
+forms walk through the land with giant strides: but while the
+newspaper press of America is in, or near, its present abject
+state, high moral improvement in that country is hopeless.&nbsp;
+Year by year, it must and will go back; year by year, the tone of
+public feeling must sink lower down; year by year, the Congress
+and the Senate must become of less account before all decent men;
+and year by year, the memory of the Great Fathers of the
+Revolution must be outraged more and more, in the bad life of
+their degenerate child.</p>
+<p>Among the herd of journals which are published in the States,
+there are some, the reader scarcely need be told, of character
+and credit.&nbsp; From personal intercourse with accomplished
+gentlemen connected with publications of this class, I have
+derived both pleasure and profit.&nbsp; But the name of these is
+Few, and of the others Legion; and the influence of the good, is
+powerless to counteract the moral poison of the bad.</p>
+<p>Among the gentry of America; among the well-informed and
+moderate: in the learned professions; at the bar and on the
+bench: there is, as there can be, but one opinion, in reference
+to the vicious character of these infamous journals.&nbsp; It is
+sometimes contended&mdash;I will not say strangely, for it is
+natural to seek excuses for such a disgrace&mdash;that their
+influence is not so great as a visitor would suppose.&nbsp; I
+must be pardoned for saying that there is no warrant for this
+plea, and that every fact and circumstance tends directly to the
+opposite conclusion.</p>
+<p>When any man, of any grade of desert in intellect or
+character, can climb to any public distinction, no matter what,
+in America, without first grovelling down upon the earth, and
+bending the knee before this monster of depravity; when any
+private excellence is safe from its attacks; when any social
+confidence is left unbroken by it, or any tie of social decency
+and honour is held in the least regard; when any man in that free
+country has freedom of opinion, and presumes to think for
+himself, and speak for himself, without humble reference to a
+censorship which, for its rampant ignorance and base dishonesty,
+he utterly loathes and despises in his heart; when those who most
+acutely feel its infamy and the reproach it casts upon the
+nation, and who most denounce it to each other, dare to set their
+heels upon, and crush it openly, in the sight of all men: then, I
+will believe that its influence is lessening, and men are
+returning to their manly senses.&nbsp; But while that Press has
+its evil eye in every house, and its black hand in every
+appointment in the state, from a president to a postman; while,
+with ribald slander for its only stock in trade, it is the
+standard literature of an enormous class, who must find their
+reading in a newspaper, or they will not read at all; so long
+must its odium be upon the country&rsquo;s head, and so long must
+the evil it works, be plainly visible in the Republic.</p>
+<p>To those who are accustomed to the leading English journals,
+or to the respectable journals of the Continent of Europe; to
+those who are accustomed to anything else in print and paper; it
+would be impossible, without an amount of extract for which I
+have neither space nor inclination, to convey an adequate idea of
+this frightful engine in America.&nbsp; But if any man desire
+confirmation of my statement on this head, let him repair to any
+place in this city of London, where scattered numbers of these
+publications are to be found; and there, let him form his own
+opinion. <a name="citation206"></a><a href="#footnote206"
+class="citation">[206]</a></p>
+<p>It would be well, there can be no doubt, for the American
+people as a whole, if they loved the Real less, and the Ideal
+somewhat more.&nbsp; It would be well, if there were greater
+encouragement to lightness of heart and gaiety, and a wider
+cultivation of what is beautiful, without being eminently and
+directly useful.&nbsp; But here, I think the general
+remonstrance, &lsquo;we are a new country,&rsquo; which is so
+often advanced as an excuse for defects which are quite
+unjustifiable, as being, of right, only the slow growth of an old
+one, may be very reasonably urged: and I yet hope to hear of
+there being some other national amusement in the United States,
+besides newspaper politics.</p>
+<p>They certainly are not a humorous people, and their
+temperament always impressed me is being of a dull and gloomy
+character.&nbsp; In shrewdness of remark, and a certain cast-iron
+quaintness, the Yankees, or people of New England, unquestionably
+take the lead; as they do in most other evidences of
+intelligence.&nbsp; But in travelling about, out of the large
+cities&mdash;as I have remarked in former parts of these
+volumes&mdash;I was quite oppressed by the prevailing seriousness
+and melancholy air of business: which was so general and
+unvarying, that at every new town I came to, I seemed to meet the
+very same people whom I had left behind me, at the last.&nbsp;
+Such defects as are perceptible in the national manners, seem, to
+me, to be referable, in a great degree, to this cause: which has
+generated a dull, sullen persistence in coarse usages, and
+rejected the graces of life as undeserving of attention.&nbsp;
+There is no doubt that Washington, who was always most scrupulous
+and exact on points of ceremony, perceived the tendency towards
+this mistake, even in his time, and did his utmost to correct
+it.</p>
+<p>I cannot hold with other writers on these subjects that the
+prevalence of various forms of dissent in America, is in any way
+attributable to the non-existence there of an established church:
+indeed, I think the temper of the people, if it admitted of such
+an Institution being founded amongst them, would lead them to
+desert it, as a matter of course, merely because it <i>was</i>
+established.&nbsp; But, supposing it to exist, I doubt its
+probable efficacy in summoning the wandering sheep to one great
+fold, simply because of the immense amount of dissent which
+prevails at home; and because I do not find in America any one
+form of religion with which we in Europe, or even in England, are
+unacquainted.&nbsp; Dissenters resort thither in great numbers,
+as other people do, simply because it is a land of resort; and
+great settlements of them are founded, because ground can be
+purchased, and towns and villages reared, where there were none
+of the human creation before.&nbsp; But even the Shakers
+emigrated from England; our country is not unknown to Mr. Joseph
+Smith, the apostle of Mormonism, or to his benighted disciples; I
+have beheld religious scenes myself in some of our populous towns
+which can hardly be surpassed by an American camp-meeting; and I
+am not aware that any instance of superstitious imposture on the
+one hand, and superstitious credulity on the other, has had its
+origin in the United States, which we cannot more than parallel
+by the precedents of Mrs. Southcote, Mary Tofts the
+rabbit-breeder, or even Mr. Thorn of Canterbury: which latter
+case arose, some time after the dark ages had passed away.</p>
+<p>The Republican Institutions of America undoubtedly lead the
+people to assert their self-respect and their equality; but a
+traveller is bound to bear those Institutions in his mind, and
+not hastily to resent the near approach of a class of strangers,
+who, at home, would keep aloof.&nbsp; This characteristic, when
+it was tinctured with no foolish pride, and stopped short of no
+honest service, never offended me; and I very seldom, if ever,
+experienced its rude or unbecoming display.&nbsp; Once or twice
+it was comically developed, as in the following case; but this
+was an amusing incident, and not the rule, or near it.</p>
+<p>I wanted a pair of boots at a certain town, for I had none to
+travel in, but those with the memorable cork soles, which were
+much too hot for the fiery decks of a steamboat.&nbsp; I
+therefore sent a message to an artist in boots, importing, with
+my compliments, that I should be happy to see him, if he would do
+me the polite favour to call.&nbsp; He very kindly returned for
+answer, that he would &lsquo;look round&rsquo; at six
+o&rsquo;clock that evening.</p>
+<p>I was lying on the sofa, with a book and a wine-glass, at
+about that time, when the door opened, and a gentleman in a stiff
+cravat, within a year or two on either side of thirty, entered,
+in his hat and gloves; walked up to the looking-glass; arranged
+his hair; took off his gloves; slowly produced a measure from the
+uttermost depths of his coat-pocket; and requested me, in a
+languid tone, to &lsquo;unfix&rsquo; my straps.&nbsp; I complied,
+but looked with some curiosity at his hat, which was still upon
+his head.&nbsp; It might have been that, or it might have been
+the heat&mdash;but he took it off.&nbsp; Then, he sat himself
+down on a chair opposite to me; rested an arm on each knee; and,
+leaning forward very much, took from the ground, by a great
+effort, the specimen of metropolitan workmanship which I had just
+pulled off: whistling, pleasantly, as he did so.&nbsp; He turned
+it over and over; surveyed it with a contempt no language can
+express; and inquired if I wished him to fix me a boot like
+<i>that</i>?&nbsp; I courteously replied, that provided the boots
+were large enough, I would leave the rest to him; that if
+convenient and practicable, I should not object to their bearing
+some resemblance to the model then before him; but that I would
+be entirely guided by, and would beg to leave the whole subject
+to, his judgment and discretion. &lsquo;You an&rsquo;t
+partickler, about this scoop in the heel, I suppose then?&rsquo;
+says he: &lsquo;we don&rsquo;t foller that, here.&rsquo;&nbsp; I
+repeated my last observation.&nbsp; He looked at himself in the
+glass again; went closer to it to dash a grain or two of dust out
+of the corner of his eye; and settled his cravat.&nbsp; All this
+time, my leg and foot were in the air.&nbsp; &lsquo;Nearly ready,
+sir?&rsquo; I inquired.&nbsp; &lsquo;Well, pretty nigh,&rsquo; he
+said; &lsquo;keep steady.&rsquo;&nbsp; I kept as steady as I
+could, both in foot and face; and having by this time got the
+dust out, and found his pencil-case, he measured me, and made the
+necessary notes.&nbsp; When he had finished, he fell into his old
+attitude, and taking up the boot again, mused for some
+time.&nbsp; &lsquo;And this,&rsquo; he said, at last, &lsquo;is
+an English boot, is it?&nbsp; This is a London boot,
+eh?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;That, sir,&rsquo; I replied, &lsquo;is a
+London boot.&rsquo;&nbsp; He mused over it again, after the
+manner of Hamlet with Yorick&rsquo;s skull; nodded his head, as
+who should say, &lsquo;I pity the Institutions that led to the
+production of this boot!&rsquo;; rose; put up his pencil, notes,
+and paper&mdash;glancing at himself in the glass, all the
+time&mdash;put on his hat&mdash;drew on his gloves very slowly;
+and finally walked out.&nbsp; When he had been gone about a
+minute, the door reopened, and his hat and his head
+reappeared.&nbsp; He looked round the room, and at the boot
+again, which was still lying on the floor; appeared thoughtful
+for a minute; and then said &lsquo;Well, good
+arternoon.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Good afternoon, sir,&rsquo; said
+I: and that was the end of the interview.</p>
+<p>There is but one other head on which I wish to offer a remark;
+and that has reference to the public health.&nbsp; In so vast a
+country, where there are thousands of millions of acres of land
+yet unsettled and uncleared, and on every rood of which,
+vegetable decomposition is annually taking place; where there are
+so many great rivers, and such opposite varieties of climate;
+there cannot fail to be a great amount of sickness at certain
+seasons.&nbsp; But I may venture to say, after conversing with
+many members of the medical profession in America, that I am not
+singular in the opinion that much of the disease which does
+prevail, might be avoided, if a few common precautions were
+observed.&nbsp; Greater means of personal cleanliness, are
+indispensable to this end; the custom of hastily swallowing large
+quantities of animal food, three times a-day, and rushing back to
+sedentary pursuits after each meal, must be changed; the gentler
+sex must go more wisely clad, and take more healthful exercise;
+and in the latter clause, the males must be included also.&nbsp;
+Above all, in public institutions, and throughout the whole of
+every town and city, the system of ventilation, and drainage, and
+removal of impurities requires to be thoroughly revised.&nbsp;
+There is no local Legislature in America which may not study Mr.
+Chadwick&rsquo;s excellent Report upon the Sanitary Condition of
+our Labouring Classes, with immense advantage.</p>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>I <span class="smcap">have</span> now arrived at the close of
+this book.&nbsp; I have little reason to believe, from certain
+warnings I have had since I returned to England, that it will be
+tenderly or favourably received by the American people; and as I
+have written the Truth in relation to the mass of those who form
+their judgments and express their opinions, it will be seen that
+I have no desire to court, by any adventitious means, the popular
+applause.</p>
+<p>It is enough for me, to know, that what I have set down in
+these pages, cannot cost me a single friend on the other side of
+the Atlantic, who is, in anything, deserving of the name.&nbsp;
+For the rest, I put my trust, implicitly, in the spirit in which
+they have been conceived and penned; and I can bide my time.</p>
+<p>I have made no reference to my reception, nor have I suffered
+it to influence me in what I have written; for, in either case, I
+should have offered but a sorry acknowledgment, compared with
+that I bear within my breast, towards those partial readers of my
+former books, across the Water, who met me with an open hand, and
+not with one that closed upon an iron muzzle.</p>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">THE
+END</span></p>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<h2><a name="page210"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+210</span>POSTSCRIPT</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">At</span> a Public Dinner given to me on
+Saturday the 18th of April, 1868, in the City of New York, by two
+hundred representatives of the Press of the United States of
+America, I made the following observations among others:</p>
+<p>&lsquo;So much of my voice has lately been heard in the land,
+that I might have been contented with troubling you no further
+from my present standing-point, were it not a duty with which I
+henceforth charge myself, not only here but on every suitable
+occasion, whatsoever and wheresoever, to express my high and
+grateful sense of my second reception in America, and to bear my
+honest testimony to the national generosity and
+magnanimity.&nbsp; Also, to declare how astounded I have been by
+the amazing changes I have seen around me on every
+side,&mdash;changes moral, changes physical, changes in the
+amount of land subdued and peopled, changes in the rise of vast
+new cities, changes in the growth of older cities almost out of
+recognition, changes in the graces and amenities of life, changes
+in the Press, without whose advancement no advancement can take
+place anywhere.&nbsp; Nor am I, believe me, so arrogant as to
+suppose that in five and twenty years there have been no changes
+in me, and that I had nothing to learn and no extreme impressions
+to correct when I was here first.&nbsp; And this brings me to a
+point on which I have, ever since I landed in the United States
+last November, observed a strict silence, though sometimes
+tempted to break it, but in reference to which I will, with your
+good leave, take you into my confidence now.&nbsp; Even the
+Press, being human, may be sometimes mistaken or misinformed, and
+I rather think that I have in one or two rare instances observed
+its information to be not strictly accurate with reference to
+myself.&nbsp; Indeed, I have, now and again, been more surprised
+by printed news that I have read of myself, than by any printed
+news that I have ever read in my present state of
+existence.&nbsp; Thus, the vigour and perseverance with which I
+have for some months past been collecting materials for, and
+hammering away at, a new book on America has much astonished me;
+seeing that all that time my declaration has been perfectly well
+known to my publishers on both sides of the Atlantic, that no
+consideration on earth would induce me to write one.&nbsp; But
+what I have intended, what I have resolved upon (and this is the
+confidence I seek to place in you) is, on my return to England,
+in my own person, in my own journal, to bear, for the behoof of
+my countrymen, such testimony to the gigantic changes in this
+country as I have hinted at to-night.&nbsp; Also, to record that
+wherever I have been, in the smallest places equally with the
+largest, I have been received with unsurpassable politeness,
+delicacy, sweet temper, hospitality, consideration, and with
+unsurpassable respect for the privacy daily enforced upon me by
+the nature of my avocation here and the state of my health.&nbsp;
+This testimony, so long as I live, and so long as my descendants
+have any legal right in my books, I shall cause to be
+republished, as an appendix to every copy of those two books of
+mine in which I have referred to America.&nbsp; And this I will
+do and cause to be done, not in mere love and thankfulness, but
+because I regard it as an act of plain justice and
+honour.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>I said these words with the greatest earnestness that I could
+lay upon them, and I repeat them in print here with equal
+earnestness.&nbsp; So long as this book shall last, I hope that
+they will form a part of it, and will be fairly read as
+inseparable from my experiences and impressions of America.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Charles
+Dickens</span>.</p>
+<p><i>May</i>, 1868.</p>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">PRINTED
+BY</span><br />
+<span class="GutSmall">WILLIAM CLOWES AND SONS,
+LIMITED,</span><br />
+<span class="GutSmall">LONDON AND BECCLES.</span></p>
+<h2>FOOTNOTES</h2>
+<p><a name="footnote1"></a><a href="#citation1"
+class="footnote">[1]</a>&nbsp; This Project Gutenberg eText
+contains just <i>American Notes</i>.&nbsp; <i>Pictures from
+Italy</i> is also available from Project Gutenberg as a separate
+eText.&mdash;DP.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote206"></a><a href="#citation206"
+class="footnote">[206]</a>&nbsp; <span class="smcap">Note to the
+Original Edition</span>.&mdash;Or let him refer to an able, and
+perfectly truthful article, in <i>The Foreign Quarterly
+Review</i>, published in the present month of October; to which
+my attention has been attracted, since these sheets have been
+passing through the press.&nbsp; He will find some specimens
+there, by no means remarkable to any man who has been in America,
+but sufficiently striking to one who has not.</p>
+<p>***END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK AMERICAN NOTES FOR GENERAL
+CIRCULATION***</p>
+<pre>
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