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-<p>Title: A Traveler at Forty</p>
-<p>Author: Theodore Dreiser</p>
-<p>Release Date: July 5, 2021 [eBook #65765]</p>
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-<p>Character set encoding: UTF-8</p>
-<p>***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK A TRAVELER AT FORTY***</p>
-<p>&nbsp;</p>
-<h4 class="pgx" title="">E-text prepared by Charlie Howard<br />
- and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team<br />
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- from page images generously made available by<br />
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- Note:
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-<div class="transnote">
-<p class="center larger">Transcriber’s Note</p>
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-<p>&nbsp;</p>
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-<p>&nbsp;</p>
-
-<h1>A TRAVELER<br />AT FORTY</h1>
-
-<div id="i_frontis" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 34em;">
- <img src="images/i_001.jpg" width="1620" height="1798" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">Piccadilly Circus</div></div>
-
-<div class="newpage p4 center"><div class="bbox">
-<p class="p1 xxlarge wspace">
-<span class="xlarge">A TRAVELER<br />
-AT FORTY</span></p>
-
-<p class="p2 larger vspace"><span class="smaller">BY</span><br />
-THEODORE DREISER</p>
-
-<p class="p0 smaller">Author of “Sister Carrie,” “Jennie Gerhardt,”<br />
-“The Financier,” etc., etc.</p>
-
-<p class="p4 vspace">ILLUSTRATED BY<br />
-W. GLACKENS</p>
-
-<div id="if_i_002" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 6em;">
- <img src="images/i_002.jpg" width="302" height="296" alt="" /></div>
-
-<p class="p1 large wspace">NEW YORK<br />
-THE CENTURY CO.<br />
-<span class="smaller">1913</span>
-</p>
-</div>
-
-<p class="newpage p4 smaller vspace">
-Copyright, 1913, by<br />
-<span class="smcap">The Century Co.</span></p>
-
-<p class="smaller"><i>Published, November, 1913</i>
-</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p class="newpage p4">TO<br />
-“BARFLEUR”</p>
-</div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CONTENTS">CONTENTS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<table id="toc" summary="Contents">
-<tr class="small">
- <td class="tdc">CHAPTER</td>
- <td class="tdl"> </td>
- <td class="tdr">PAGE</td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">I</td>
- <td class="tdl">BARFLEUR TAKES ME IN HAND</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_3">3</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">II</td>
- <td class="tdl">MISS X.</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_16">16</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">III</td>
- <td class="tdl">AT FISHGUARD</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_24">24</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">IV</td>
- <td class="tdl">SERVANTS AND POLITENESS</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_32">32</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">V</td>
- <td class="tdl">THE RIDE TO LONDON</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_37">37</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">VI</td>
- <td class="tdl">THE BARFLEUR FAMILY</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_47">47</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">VII</td>
- <td class="tdl">A GLIMPSE OF LONDON</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_57">57</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">VIII</td>
- <td class="tdl">A LONDON DRAWING-ROOM</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_66">66</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">IX</td>
- <td class="tdl">CALLS</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_72">72</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">X</td>
- <td class="tdl">SOME MORE ABOUT LONDON</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_77">77</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XI</td>
- <td class="tdl">THE THAMES</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_89">89</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XII</td>
- <td class="tdl">MARLOWE</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_95">95</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XIII</td>
- <td class="tdl">LILLY: A GIRL OF THE STREETS</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_113">113</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XIV</td>
- <td class="tdl">LONDON; THE EAST END</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_128">128</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XV</td>
- <td class="tdl">ENTER SIR SCORP</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_136">136</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XVI</td>
- <td class="tdl">A CHRISTMAS CALL</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_148">148</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XVII</td>
- <td class="tdl">SMOKY ENGLAND</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_171">171</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XVIII</td>
- <td class="tdl">SMOKY ENGLAND (<i>continued</i>)</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_180">180</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XIX</td>
- <td class="tdl">CANTERBURY</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_188">188</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XX</td>
- <td class="tdl">EN ROUTE TO PARIS</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_198">198</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXI</td>
- <td class="tdl">PARIS!</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_211">211</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXII</td>
- <td class="tdl">A MORNING IN PARIS</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_225">225</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXIII</td>
- <td class="tdl">THREE GUIDES</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_238">238</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXIV</td>
- <td class="tdl">“THE POISON FLOWER”</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_247">247</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXV</td>
- <td class="tdl">MONTE CARLO</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_255">255</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXVI</td>
- <td class="tdl">THE LURE OF GOLD!</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_264">264</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXVII</td>
- <td class="tdl">WE GO TO EZE</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_275">275</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXVIII</td>
- <td class="tdl">NICE</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_288">288</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXIX</td>
- <td class="tdl">A FIRST GLIMPSE OF ITALY</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_295">295</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXX</td>
- <td class="tdl">A STOP AT PISA</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_306">306</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXXI</td>
- <td class="tdl">FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF ROME</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_315">315</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXXII</td>
- <td class="tdl">MRS. Q. AND THE BORGIA FAMILY</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_327">327</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXXIII</td>
- <td class="tdl">THE ART OF SIGNOR TANNI</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_337">337</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXXIV</td>
- <td class="tdl">AN AUDIENCE AT THE VATICAN</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_345">345</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXXV</td>
- <td class="tdl">THE CITY OF ST. FRANCIS</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_354">354</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXXVI</td>
- <td class="tdl">PERUGIA</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_365">365</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXXVII</td>
- <td class="tdl">THE MAKERS OF FLORENCE</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_371">371</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXXVIII</td>
- <td class="tdl">A NIGHT RAMBLE IN FLORENCE</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_380">380</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XXXIX</td>
- <td class="tdl">FLORENCE OF TO-DAY</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_387">387</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XL</td>
- <td class="tdl">MARIA BASTIDA</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_398">398</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XLI</td>
- <td class="tdl">VENICE</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_409">409</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XLII</td>
- <td class="tdl">LUCERNE</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_415">415</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XLIII</td>
- <td class="tdl">ENTERING GERMANY</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_424">424</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XLIV</td>
- <td class="tdl">A MEDIEVAL TOWN</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_437">437</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XLV</td>
- <td class="tdl">MY FATHER’S BIRTHPLACE</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_449">449</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XLVI</td>
- <td class="tdl">THE ARTISTIC TEMPERAMENT</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_454">454</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XLVII</td>
- <td class="tdl">BERLIN</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_462">462</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XLVIII</td>
- <td class="tdl">THE NIGHT-LIFE OF BERLIN</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_474">474</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">XLIX</td>
- <td class="tdl">ON THE WAY TO HOLLAND</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_486">486</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">L</td>
- <td class="tdl">AMSTERDAM</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_494">494</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">LI</td>
- <td class="tdl">“SPOTLESS TOWN”</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_501">501</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">LII</td>
- <td class="tdl">PARIS AGAIN</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_507">507</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdr top">LIII</td>
- <td class="tdl">THE VOYAGE HOME</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_515">515</a></td>
-</tr>
-</table>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="ILLUSTRATIONS">ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<table id="loi" summary="Illustrations">
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">Piccadilly Circus</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#i_frontis"><i>Frontispiece</i></a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr class="small">
- <td> </td>
- <td class="tdr">FACING<br /><span class="l05">PAGE</span></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">I saw Mr. G. conversing with Miss E.</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#if_i_8">8</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">One of those really interesting conversations between Barfleur and Miss X.</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#if_i_20">20</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">“I like it,” he pronounced. “The note is somber, but it is excellent work”</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#if_i_70">70</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">Hoped for the day when the issue might be tried out physically</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#if_i_74">74</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">Here the Thames was especially delightful</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#if_i_90">90</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">Barfleur</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#if_i_156">156</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">The French have made much of the Seine</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#if_i_228">228</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">One of the thousands upon thousands of cafés on the boulevards of Paris</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#if_i_236">236</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">These places were crowded with a gay and festive throng</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#if_i_244">244</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">I looked to a distant table to see the figure he indicated</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#if_i_252">252</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">“My heavens, how well she keeps up!”</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#if_i_290">290</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">I sated myself on the house fronts or backs below the Ponte Vecchio</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#if_i_384">384</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">There can only be one Venice</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#if_i_404">404</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">A German dance hall, Berlin</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#if_i_464">464</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">Teutonic bursts of temper</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#if_i_482">482</a></td>
-</tr>
-</table>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_3">3</span></p>
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="A_TRAVELER_AT_FORTY"><span class="larger">A TRAVELER AT FORTY</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_3" class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_I">CHAPTER I<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">BARFLEUR TAKES ME IN HAND</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap i"><span class="smcap1">I have</span> just turned forty. I have seen a little something
-of life. I have been a newspaper man,
-editor, magazine contributor, author and, before
-these things, several odd kinds of clerk before I found
-out what I could do.</p>
-
-<p>Eleven years ago I wrote my first novel, which was
-issued by a New York publisher and suppressed by him,
-Heaven knows why. For, the same year they suppressed
-my book because of its alleged immoral tendencies, they
-published Zola’s “Fecundity” and “An Englishwoman’s
-Love Letters.” I fancy now, after eleven years of
-wonder, that it was not so much the supposed immorality,
-as the book’s straightforward, plain-spoken discussion
-of American life in general. We were not used
-then in America to calling a spade a spade, particularly
-in books. We had great admiration for Tolstoi and
-Flaubert and Balzac and de Maupassant at a distance—some
-of us—and it was quite an honor to have handsome
-sets of these men on our shelves, but mostly we had
-been schooled in the literature of Dickens, Thackeray,
-George Eliot, Charles Lamb and that refined company of
-English sentimental realists who told us something about
-life, but not everything. No doubt all of these great
-men knew how shabby a thing this world is—how full
-of lies, make-believe, seeming and false pretense it<span class="pagenum" id="Page_4">4</span>
-all is, but they had agreed among themselves, or with
-the public, or with sentiment generally, not to talk
-about that too much. Books were always to be built
-out of facts concerning “our better natures.” We
-were always to be seen as we wish to be seen. There
-were villains to be sure—liars, dogs, thieves, scoundrels—but
-they were strange creatures, hiding away
-in dark, unconventional places and scarcely seen save at
-night and peradventure; whereas we, all clean, bright,
-honest, well-meaning people, were living in nice homes,
-going our way honestly and truthfully, going to church,
-raising our children believing in a Father, a Son and a
-Holy Ghost, and never doing anything wrong at any time
-save as these miserable liars, dogs, thieves, et cetera,
-might suddenly appear and make us. Our books largely
-showed us as heroes. If anything happened to our
-daughters it was not their fault but the fault of these
-miserable villains. Most of us were without original
-sin. The business of our books, our church, our laws,
-our jails, was to keep us so.</p>
-
-<p>I am quite sure that it never occurred to many of us
-that there was something really improving in a plain,
-straightforward understanding of life. For myself,
-I accept now no creeds. I do not know what truth is,
-what beauty is, what love is, what hope is. I do not
-believe any one absolutely and I do not doubt any one absolutely.
-I think people are both evil and well-intentioned.</p>
-
-<p>While I was opening my mail one morning I encountered
-a now memorable note which was addressed
-to me at my apartment. It was from an old literary
-friend of mine in England who expressed himself as
-anxious to see me immediately. I have always liked
-him. I like him because he strikes me as amusingly
-English, decidedly literary and artistic in his point of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_5">5</span>
-view, a man with a wide wisdom, discriminating taste,
-rare selection. He wears a monocle in his right eye, à la
-Chamberlain, and I like him for that. I like people who
-take themselves with a grand air, whether they like me
-or not—particularly if the grand air is backed up by a
-real personality. In this case it is.</p>
-
-<p>Next morning Barfleur took breakfast with me; it was
-a most interesting affair. He was late—very. He
-stalked in, his spats shining, his monocle glowing with
-a shrewd, inquisitive eye behind it, his whole manner
-genial, self-sufficient, almost dictatorial and always final.
-He takes charge so easily, rules so sufficiently, does so
-essentially well in all circumstances where he is interested
-so to do.</p>
-
-<p>“I have decided,” he observed with that managerial
-air which always delights me because my soul is not in
-the least managerial, “that you will come back to England
-with me. I have my passage arranged for the
-twenty-second. You will come to my house in England;
-you will stay there a few days; then I shall take you to
-London and put you up at a very good hotel. You will
-stay there until January first and then we shall go to the
-south of France—Nice, the Riviera, Monte Carlo; from
-there you will go to Rome, to Paris, where I shall join
-you,—and then sometime in the spring or summer, when
-you have all your notes, you will return to London or
-New York and write your impressions and I will see that
-they are published!”</p>
-
-<p>“If it can be arranged,” I interpolated.</p>
-
-<p>“It <em>can</em> be arranged,” he replied emphatically. “I
-will attend to the financial part and arrange affairs with
-both an American and an English publisher.”</p>
-
-<p>Sometimes life is very generous. It walks in and
-says, “Here! I want you to do a certain thing,” and it
-proceeds to arrange all your affairs for you. I felt curiously<span class="pagenum" id="Page_6">6</span>
-at this time as though I was on the edge of a
-great change. When one turns forty and faces one’s
-first transatlantic voyage, it is a more portentous event
-than when it comes at twenty.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>I shall not soon forget reading in a morning paper on
-the early ride downtown the day we sailed, of the suicide
-of a friend of mine, a brilliant man. He had fallen on
-hard lines; his wife had decided to desert him; he was
-badly in debt. I knew him well. I had known his erratic
-history. Here on this morning when I was sailing
-for Europe, quite in the flush of a momentary literary
-victory, he was lying in death. It gave me pause. It
-brought to my mind the Latin phrase, “<i xml:lang="la" lang="la">memento mori</i>.”
-I saw again, right in the heart of this hour of brightness,
-how grim life really is. Fate is kind, or it is not. It
-puts you ahead, or it does not. If it does not, nothing
-can save you. I acknowledge the Furies. I believe in
-them. I have heard the disastrous beating of their wings.</p>
-
-<p>When I reached the ship, it was already a perfect
-morning in full glow. The sun was up; a host of gulls
-were on the wing; an air of delicious adventure enveloped
-the great liner’s dock at the foot of Thirteenth Street.</p>
-
-<p>Did ever a boy thrill over a ship as I over this monster
-of the seas?</p>
-
-<p>In the first place, even at this early hour it was crowded
-with people. From the moment I came on board I was
-delighted by the eager, restless movement of the throng.
-The main deck was like the lobby of one of the great
-New York hotels at dinner-time. There was much calling
-on the part of a company of dragooned ship-stewards
-to “keep moving, please,” and the enthusiasm of farewells
-and inquiries after this person and that, were delightful
-to hear. I stopped awhile in the writing-room<span class="pagenum" id="Page_7">7</span>
-and wrote some notes. I went to my stateroom and
-found there several telegrams and letters of farewell.
-Later still, some books which had been delivered at
-the ship, were brought to me. I went back to the dock
-and mailed my letters, encountered Barfleur finally and
-exchanged greetings, and then perforce soon found
-myself taken in tow by him, for he wanted, obviously,
-to instruct me in all the details of this new world upon
-which I was now entering.</p>
-
-<p>At eight-thirty came the call to go ashore. At eight
-fifty-five I had my first glimpse of a Miss E., as discreet
-and charming a bit of English femininity as one would
-care to set eyes upon. She was an English actress of
-some eminence whom Barfleur was fortunate enough to
-know. Shortly afterward a Miss X. was introduced to
-him and to Miss E., by a third acquaintance of Miss E.’s,
-Mr. G.—a very direct, self-satisfied and aggressive
-type of Jew. I noticed him strolling about the deck
-some time before I saw him conversing with Miss E.,
-and later, for a moment, with Barfleur. I saw these
-women only for a moment at first, but they impressed me
-at once as rather attractive examples of the prosperous
-stage world.</p>
-
-<p>It was nine o’clock—the hour of the ship’s sailing. I
-went forward to the prow, and watched the sailors on
-B deck below me cleaning up the final details of loading,
-bolting down the freight hatches covering the windlass
-and the like. All the morning I had been particularly
-impressed with the cloud of gulls fluttering about the
-ship, but now the harbor, the magnificent wall of lower
-New York, set like a jewel in a green ring of sea water,
-took my eye. When should I see it again? How soon
-should I be back? I had undertaken this voyage in pell-mell
-haste. I had not figured at all on where I was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_8">8</span>
-going or what I was going to do. London—yes, to
-gather the data for the last third of a novel; Rome—assuredly,
-because of all things I wished to see Rome;
-the Riviera, say, and Monte Carlo, because the south of
-France has always appealed to me; Paris, Berlin—possibly;
-Holland—surely.</p>
-
-<p>I stood there till the <i>Mauretania</i> fronted her prow
-outward to the broad Atlantic. Then I went below and
-began unpacking, but was not there long before I was
-called out by Barfleur.</p>
-
-<p>“Come up with me,” he said.</p>
-
-<p>We went to the boat deck where the towering red
-smoke-stacks were belching forth trailing clouds of
-smoke. I am quite sure that Barfleur, when he originally
-made his authoritative command that I come to England
-with him, was in no way satisfied that I would. It was
-a somewhat light venture on his part, but here I was.
-And now, having “let himself in” for this, as he would
-have phrased it, I could see that he was intensely interested
-in what Europe would do to me—and possibly
-in what I would do to Europe. We walked up and down
-as the boat made her way majestically down the harbor.
-We parted presently but shortly he returned to say,
-“Come and meet Miss E. and Miss X. Miss E. is reading
-your last novel. She likes it.”</p>
-
-<div id="if_i_8" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 24em;">
- <img src="images/i_008.jpg" width="1131" height="1762" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">“I saw Mr. G. conversing with Miss E.”</div></div>
-
-<p>I went down, interested to meet these two, for the
-actress—the talented, good-looking representative of that
-peculiarly feminine world of art—appeals to me very
-much. I have always thought, since I have been able
-to reason about it, that the stage is almost the only ideal
-outlet for the artistic temperament of a talented and
-beautiful women. Men?—well, I don’t care so much
-for the men of the stage. I acknowledge the distinction
-of such a temperament as that of David Garrick or Edwin
-Booth. These were great actors and, by the same token,
-they were great artists—wonderful artists. But in the
-main the men of the stage are frail shadows of a much
-more real thing—the active, constructive man in other
-lines.</p>
-
-<p>On the contrary, the women of the stage are somehow,
-by right of mere womanhood, the art of looks, form,
-temperament, mobility, peculiarly suited to this realm
-of show, color and make-believe. The stage is fairyland
-and they are of it. Women—the women of ambition,
-aspiration, artistic longings—act, anyhow, all the time.
-They lie like anything. They never show their true
-colors—or very rarely. If you want to know the truth,
-you must see through their pretty, petty artistry, back to
-the actual conditions behind them, which are conditioning
-and driving them. Very few, if any, have a real
-grasp on what I call life. They have no understanding
-of and no love for philosophy. They do not care for
-the subtleties of chemistry and physics. Knowledge—book
-knowledge, the sciences—well, let the men have
-that. Your average woman cares most—almost entirely—for
-the policies and the abstrusities of her own
-little world. Is her life going right? Is she getting
-along? Is her skin smooth? Is her face still pretty?
-Are there any wrinkles? Are there any gray hairs in
-sight? What can she do to win one man? How can
-she make herself impressive to all men? Are her feet
-small? Are her hands pretty? Which are the really
-nice places in the world to visit? Do men like this trait
-in women? or that? What is the latest thing in dress,
-in jewelry, in hats, in shoes? How can she keep herself
-spick and span? These are all leading questions with
-her—strong, deep, vital, painful. Let the men have
-knowledge, strength, fame, force—that is their business.
-The real man, her man, should have some one of
-these things if she is really going to love him very much.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_10">10</span>
-I am talking about the semi-artistic woman with ambition.
-As for her, she clings to these poetical details
-and they make her life. Poor little frail things—fighting
-with every weapon at their command to buy and
-maintain the courtesy of the world. Truly, I pity
-women. I pity the strongest, most ambitious woman I
-ever saw. And, by the same token, I pity the poor helpless,
-hopeless drab and drudge without an idea above a
-potato, who never had and never will have a look in on
-anything. I know—and there is not a beating feminine
-heart anywhere that will contradict me—that they are
-all struggling to buy this superior masculine strength
-against which they can lean, to which they can fly in
-the hour of terror. It is no answer to my statement, no
-contradiction of it, to say that the strongest men crave
-the sympathy of the tenderest women. These are complementary
-facts and my statement is true. I am dealing
-with women now, not men. When I come to men I
-will tell you all about them!</p>
-
-<p>Our modern stage world gives the ideal outlet for all
-that is most worth while in the youth and art of the female
-sex. It matters not that it is notably unmoral.
-You cannot predicate that of any individual case until
-afterward. At any rate, to me, and so far as women
-are concerned, it is distinguished, brilliant, appropriate,
-important. I am always interested in a well recommended
-woman of the stage.</p>
-
-<p>What did we talk about—Miss E. and I? The stage
-a little, some newspapermen and dramatic critics that
-we had casually known, her interest in books and the fact
-that she had posed frequently for those interesting advertisements
-which display a beautiful young woman
-showing her teeth or holding aloft a cake of soap or a
-facial cream. She had done some of this work in the
-past—and had been well paid for it because she was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_11">11</span>
-beautiful, and she showed me one of her pictures in a
-current magazine advertising a set of furs.</p>
-
-<p>I found that Barfleur, my very able patron, was doing
-everything that should be done to make the trip comfortable
-without show or fuss. Many have this
-executive or managerial gift. Sometimes I think it is
-a natural trait of the English—of their superior classes,
-anyhow. They go about colonizing so efficiently, industriously.
-They make fine governors and patrons. I
-have always been told that English direction and English
-directors are thorough. Is this true or is it not? At
-this writing, I do not know.</p>
-
-<p>Not only were all our chairs on deck here in a row, but
-our chairs at table had already been arranged for—four
-seats at the captain’s table. It seems that from previous
-voyages on this ship Barfleur knew the captain. He also
-knew the chairman of the company in England. No
-doubt he knew the chief steward. Anyhow, he knew
-the man who sold us our tickets. He knew the head
-waiter at the Ritz—he had seen him or been served by
-him somewhere in Europe. He knew some of the servitors
-of the Knickerbocker of old. Wherever he went,
-I found he was always finding somebody whom he knew.
-I like to get in tow of such a man as Barfleur and see him
-plow the seas. I like to see what he thinks is important.
-In this case there happens to be a certain intellectual and
-spiritual compatibility. He likes some of the things that
-I like. He sympathizes with my point of view. Hence,
-so far at least, we have got along admirably. I speak
-for the present only. I would not answer for my moods
-or basic change of emotions at any time.</p>
-
-<p>Well, here were the two actresses side by side, both
-charmingly arrayed, and with them, in a third chair,
-the short, stout, red-haired Mr. G.</p>
-
-<p>I covertly observed the personality of Miss X. Here<span class="pagenum" id="Page_12">12</span>
-was some one who, on sight, at a glance, attracted me
-far more significantly than ever Miss E. could. I cannot
-tell you why, exactly. In a way, Miss E. appeared,
-at moments and from certain points of view—delicacy,
-refinement, sweetness of mood—the more attractive of
-the two. But Miss X., with her chic face, her dainty
-little chin, her narrow, lavender-lidded eyes, drew me
-quite like a magnet. I liked a certain snap and vigor
-which shot from her eyes and which I could feel represented
-our raw American force. A foreigner will not,
-I am afraid, understand exactly what I mean; but there
-is something about the American climate, its soil, rain,
-winds, race spirit, which produces a raw, direct incisiveness
-of soul in its children. They are strong, erect,
-elated, enthusiastic. They look you in the eye, cut you
-with a glance, say what they mean in ten thousand ways
-without really saying anything at all. They come upon
-you fresh like cold water and they have the luster of a
-hard, bright jewel and the fragrance of a rich, red, full-blown
-rose. Americans are wonderful to me—American
-men and American women. They are rarely polished
-or refined. They know little of the subtleties of life—its
-order and procedures. But, oh, the glory of their
-spirit, the hope of them, the dreams of them, the desires
-and enthusiasm of them. That is what wins me. They
-give me the sense of being intensely, enthusiastically, humanly
-alive.</p>
-
-<p>Miss X. did not tell me anything about herself, save
-that she was on the stage in some capacity and that she
-knew a large number of newspaper men, critics, actors,
-et cetera. A chorus girl, I thought; and then, by the
-same token, a lady of extreme unconventionality.</p>
-
-<p>I think the average man, however much he may lie
-and pretend, takes considerable interest in such women.
-At the same time there are large orders and schools<span class="pagenum" id="Page_13">13</span>
-of mind, bound by certain variations of temperament, and
-schools of thought, which either flee temptation of this
-kind, find no temptation in it, or, when confronted, resist
-it vigorously. The accepted theory of marriage and
-monogamy holds many people absolutely. There are
-these who would never sin—hold unsanctioned relations,
-I mean—with any woman. There are others who will
-always be true to one woman. There are those who are
-fortunate if they ever win a single woman. We did not
-talk of these things but it was early apparent that she was
-as wise as the serpent in her knowledge of men and in
-the practice of all the little allurements of her sex.</p>
-
-<p>Barfleur never ceased instructing me in the intricacies
-of ship life. I never saw so comforting and efficient a
-man.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh”—who can indicate exactly the sound of the
-English “Oh”—“Oh, <em>there</em> you are.” (His <em>are</em> always
-sounded like <em>ah</em>.) “Now let me tell you something.
-You are to dress for dinner. Ship etiquette requires it.
-You are to talk to the captain some—tell him how much
-you think of his ship, and so forth; and you are not to
-neglect the neighbor to your right at table. Ship etiquette,
-I believe, demands that you talk to your neighbor,
-at least at the captain’s table—that is the rule, I think.
-You are to take in Miss X. I am to take in Miss E.”
-Was it any wonder that my sea life was well-ordered and
-that my lines fell in pleasant places?</p>
-
-<p>After dinner we adjourned to the ship’s drawing-room
-and there Miss X. fell to playing cards with Barfleur at
-first, afterwards with Mr. G., who came up and found
-us, thrusting his company upon us perforce. The man
-amused me, so typically aggressive, money-centered was
-he. However, not he so much as Miss X. and her mental
-and social attitude, commanded my attention. Her card
-playing and her boastful accounts of adventures at Ostend,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_14">14</span>
-Trouville, Nice, Monte Carlo and Aix-les-Bains
-indicated plainly the trend of her interests. She was all
-for the showy life that was to be found in these places—burning
-with a desire to glitter—not shine—in that half
-world of which she was a smart atom. Her conversation
-was at once showy, naïve, sophisticated and yet unschooled.
-I could see by Barfleur’s attentions to her,
-that aside from her crude Americanisms which ordinarily
-would have alienated him, he was interested in her beauty,
-her taste in dress, her love of a certain continental café
-life which encompassed a portion of his own interests.
-Both were looking forward to a fresh season of it—Barfleur
-with me—Miss X. with some one who was
-waiting for her in London.</p>
-
-<p>I think I have indicated in one or two places in the
-preceding pages that Barfleur, being an Englishman of the
-artistic and intellectual classes, with considerable tradition
-behind him and all the feeling of the worth-whileness
-of social order that goes with class training, has a high
-respect for the conventions—or rather let me say appearances,
-for, though essentially democratic in spirit
-and loving America—its raw force—he still clings
-almost pathetically, I think, to that vast established order,
-which is England. It may be producing a dying condition
-of race, but still there is something exceedingly
-fine about it. Now one of the tenets of English social
-order is that, being a man you must be a gentleman,
-very courteous to the ladies, very observant of outward
-forms and appearances, very discreet in your approaches
-to the wickedness of the world—but nevertheless you
-may approach and much more, if you are cautious enough.</p>
-
-<p>After dinner there was a concert. It was a dreary
-affair. When it was over, I started to go to bed but,
-it being warm and fresh, I stepped outside. The night
-was beautiful. There were no fellow passengers on<span class="pagenum" id="Page_15">15</span>
-the promenade. All had retired. The sky was magnificent
-for stars—Orion, the Pleiades, the Milky Way,
-the Big Dipper, the Little Dipper. I saw one star, off
-to my right as I stood at the prow under the bridge,
-which, owing to the soft, velvety darkness, cast a faint
-silvery glow on the water—just a trace. Think of it!
-One lone, silvery star over the great dark sea doing this.
-I stood at the prow and watched the boat speed on. I
-threw back my head and drank in the salt wind. I
-looked and listened. England, France, Italy, Switzerland,
-Germany—these were all coming to me mile by
-mile. As I stood there a bell over me struck eight
-times. Another farther off sounded the same number.
-Then a voice at the prow called, “All’s well,” and another
-aloft on that little eyrie called the crow’s nest,
-echoed it. “All’s well.” The second voice was weak
-and quavering. Something came up in my throat—a
-quick unbidden lump of emotion. Was it an echo of old
-journeys and old seas when life was not safe? When
-Columbus sailed into the unknown? And now this vast
-ship, eight hundred and eighty-two feet long, eighty-eight
-feet beam, with huge pits of engines and furnaces and
-polite, veneered first-cabin decks and passengers!</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_16" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_16">16</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_II">CHAPTER II<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">MISS X.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">It</span> was ten o’clock the next morning when I arose and
-looked at my watch. I thought it might be eight-thirty,
-or seven. The day was slightly gray with
-spray flying. There was a strong wind. The sea was
-really a boisterous thing, thrashing and heaving in hills
-and hollows. I was thinking of Kipling’s “White
-Horses” for a while. There were several things about
-this great ship which were unique. It was a beautiful
-thing all told—its long cherry-wood, paneled halls in the
-first-class section, its heavy porcelain baths, its dainty
-staterooms fitted with lamps, bureaus, writing-desks,
-washstands, closets and the like. I liked the idea of dressing
-for dinner and seeing everything quite stately and
-formal. The little be-buttoned call-boys in their tight-fitting
-blue suits amused me. And the bugler who bugled
-for dinner! That was a most musical sound he made,
-trilling in the various quarters gaily, as much as to say,
-“This is a very joyous event, ladies and gentlemen; we are
-all happy; come, come; it is a delightful feast.” I saw
-him one day in the lobby of C deck, his legs spread far
-apart, the bugle to his lips, no evidence of the rolling
-ship in his erectness, bugling heartily. It was like something
-out of an old medieval court or a play. Very
-nice and worth while.</p>
-
-<p>Absolutely ignorant of this world of the sea, the social,
-domestic, culinary and other economies of a great
-ship like this interested me from the start. It impressed
-me no little that all the servants were English, and that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_17">17</span>
-they were, shall I say, polite?—well, if not that, non-aggressive.
-American servants—I could write a whole
-chapter on that, but we haven’t any servants in America.
-We don’t know how to be servants. It isn’t in us; it
-isn’t nice to be a servant; it isn’t democratic; and spiritually
-I don’t blame us. In America, with our turn for
-mechanics, we shall have to invent something which will
-do away with the need of servants. What it is to be, I
-haven’t the faintest idea at present.</p>
-
-<p>Another thing that impressed and irritated me a little
-was the stolidity of the English countenance as I encountered
-it here on this ship. I didn’t know then whether
-it was accidental in this case, or national. There is a
-certain type of Englishman—the robust, rosy-cheeked,
-blue-eyed Saxon—whom I cordially dislike, I think,
-speaking temperamentally and artistically. They are too
-solid, too rosy, too immobile as to their faces, and altogether
-too assured and stary. I don’t like them. They
-offend me. They thrust a silly race pride into my face,
-which isn’t necessary at all and which I always resent
-with a race pride of my own. It has even occurred to me
-at times that these temperamental race differences could
-be quickly adjusted only by an appeal to arms, which is
-sillier yet. But so goes life. It’s foolish on both sides,
-but I mention it for what it is worth.</p>
-
-<p>After lunch, which was also breakfast with me, I went
-with the chief engineer through the engine-room. This
-was a pit eighty feet deep, forty feet wide and, perhaps,
-one hundred feet long, filled with machinery. What a
-strange world! I know absolutely nothing of machinery—not
-a single principle connected with it—and yet I
-am intensely interested. These boilers, pipes, funnels,
-pistons, gages, registers and bright-faced register boards
-speak of a vast technique which to me is tremendously
-impressive. I know scarcely anything of the history of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_18">18</span>
-mechanics, but I know what boilers and feed-pipes and
-escape-pipes are, and how complicated machinery is automatically
-oiled and reciprocated, and there my knowledge
-ends. All that I know about the rest is what the race
-knows. There are mechanical and electrical engineers.
-They devised the reciprocating engine for vessels and then
-the turbine. They have worked out the theory of electrical
-control and have installed vast systems with a wonderful
-economy as to power and space. This deep pit was
-like some vast, sad dream of a fevered mind. It clanked
-and rattled and hissed and squeaked with almost insane
-contrariety! There were narrow, steep, oil-stained stairs,
-very hot, or very cold and very slippery, that wound
-here and there in strange ways, and if you were not
-careful there were moving rods and wheels to strike
-you. You passed from bridge to bridge under whirling
-wheels, over clanking pistons; passed hot containers;
-passed cold ones. Here men were standing, blue-jumpered
-assistants in oil-stained caps and gloves—thin
-caps and thick gloves—watching the manœuvers of this
-vast network of steel, far from the passenger life of the
-vessel. Occasionally they touched something. They
-were down in the very heart or the bowels of this thing,
-away from the sound of the water; away partially from
-the heaviest motion of the ship; listening only to the
-clank, clank and whir, whir and hiss, hiss all day long.
-It is a metal world they live in, a hard, bright metal
-world. Everything is hard, everything fixed, everything
-regular. If they look up, behold a huge, complicated
-scaffolding of steel; noise and heat and regularity.</p>
-
-<p>I shouldn’t like that, I think. My soul would grow
-weary. It would pall. I like the softness of scenery,
-the haze, the uncertainty of the world outside. Life is
-better than rigidity and fixed motion, I hope. I trust
-the universe is not mechanical, but mystically blind.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_19">19</span>
-Let’s hope it’s a vague, uncertain, but divine idea. We
-know it is beautiful. It must be so.</p>
-
-<p>The wind-up of this day occurred in the lounging- or
-reception-room where, after dinner, we all retired to listen
-to the music, and then began one of those really interesting
-conversations between Barfleur and Miss X.
-which sometimes illuminate life and make one see things
-differently forever afterward.</p>
-
-<p>It is going to be very hard for me to define just how this
-could be, but I might say that I had at the moment considerable
-intellectual contempt for the point of view which
-the conversation represented. Consider first the American
-attitude. With us (not the established rich, but the
-hopeful, ambitious American who has nothing, comes
-from nothing and hopes to be President of the United
-States or John D. Rockefeller) the business of life is
-not living, but achieving. Roughly speaking, we are
-willing to go hungry, dirty, to wait in the cold and fight
-gamely, if in the end we can achieve one or more of the
-seven stars in the human crown of life—social, intellectual,
-moral, financial, physical, spiritual or material
-supremacy. Several of the forms of supremacy may
-seem the same, but they are not. Examine them closely.
-The average American is not born to place. He does
-not know what the English sense of order is. We have
-not that national <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">esprit de corps</i> which characterizes
-the English and the French perhaps; certainly the Germans.
-We are loose, uncouth, but, in our way, wonderful.
-The spirit of God has once more breathed upon the
-waters.</p>
-
-<p>Well, the gentleman who was doing the talking in
-this instance and the lady who was coinciding, inciting,
-aiding, abetting, approving and at times leading and demonstrating,
-represented two different and yet allied points
-of view. Barfleur is distinctly a product of the English<span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">20</span>
-conservative school of thought, a gentleman who
-wishes sincerely he was not so conservative. His house
-is in order. You can feel it. I have always felt it in
-relation to him. His standards and ideals are fixed.
-He knows what life ought to be—how it ought to be
-lived. You would never catch him associating with the
-rag-tag and bobtail of humanity with any keen sense of
-human brotherhood or emotional tenderness of feeling.
-They are human beings, of course. They are in the
-scheme of things, to be sure. But, let it go at that. One
-cannot be considering the state of the underdog at any
-particular time. Government is established to do this
-sort of thing. Statesmen are large, constructive servants
-who are supposed to look after all of us. The
-masses! Let them behave. Let them accept their state.
-Let them raise no undue row. And let us, above all
-things, have order and peace.</p>
-
-<div id="if_i_20" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 34em;">
- <img src="images/i_020.jpg" width="1636" height="1490" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">One of those really interesting conversations between
-Barfleur and Miss X.</div></div>
-
-<p>This is a section of Barfleur—not all, mind you, but
-a section.</p>
-
-<p>Miss X.—I think I have described her fully enough,
-but I shall add one passing thought. A little experience
-of Europe—considerable of its show places—had
-taught her, or convinced her rather, that America did not
-know how to live. You will hear much of that fact, I
-am afraid, during the rest of these pages, but it is especially
-important just here. My lady, prettily gowned,
-perfectly manicured, going to meet her lover at London
-or Fishguard or Liverpool, is absolutely satisfied that
-America does not know how to live. She herself has almost
-learned. She is most comfortably provided for at
-present. Anyhow, she has champagne every night at
-dinner. Her equipment in the matter of toilet articles
-and leather traveling bags is all that it should be. The
-latter are colored to suit her complexion and gowns.
-She is scented, polished, looked after, and all men pay
-her attention. She is vain, beautiful, and she thinks
-that America is raw, uncouth; that its citizens of whom
-she is one, do not know how to live. Quite so. Now
-we come to the point.</p>
-
-<p>It would be hard to describe this conversation. It began
-with some “have you been’s,” I think, and concerned
-eating-places and modes of entertainment in London,
-Paris and Monte Carlo. I gathered by degrees, that in
-London, Paris and elsewhere there were a hundred restaurants,
-a hundred places to live, each finer than the
-other. I heard of liberty of thought and freedom of
-action and pride of motion which made me understand
-that there is a free-masonry which concerns the art of
-living, which is shared only by the initiated. There was
-a world in which conventions, as to morals, have no
-place; in which ethics and religion are tabooed. Art is
-the point. The joys of this world are sex, beauty, food,
-clothing, art. I should say money, of course, but money
-is presupposed. You must have it.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I went to that place one day and then I was
-glad enough to get back to the Ritz at forty francs for
-my room.” She was talking of her room by the day,
-and the food, of course, was extra. The other hotel
-had been a little bit quiet or dingy.</p>
-
-<p>I opened my eyes slightly, for I thought Paris was
-reasonable; but not so—no more so than New York,
-I understood, if you did the same things.</p>
-
-<p>“And, oh, the life!” said Miss X. at one point.
-“Americans don’t know how to live. They are all engaged
-in doing something. They are such beginners.
-They are only interested in money. They don’t know.
-I see them in Paris now and then.” She lifted her hand.
-“Here in Europe people understand life better. They
-know. They know before they begin how much it will
-take to do the things that they want to do and they start<span class="pagenum" id="Page_22">22</span>
-out to make that much—not a fortune—just enough
-to do the things that they want to do. When they get
-that they retire and <em>live</em>.”</p>
-
-<p>“And what do they do when they live?” I asked.
-“What do they call living?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, having a nice country-house within a short traveling
-distance of London or Paris, and being able to dine
-at the best restaurants and visit the best theaters once or
-twice a week; to go to Paris or Monte Carlo or Scheveningen
-or Ostend two or three or four, or as many times
-a year as they please; to wear good clothes and to be
-thoroughly comfortable.”</p>
-
-<p>“That is not a bad standard,” I said, and then I added,
-“And what else do they do?”</p>
-
-<p>“And what else should they do? Isn’t that enough?”</p>
-
-<p>And there you have the European standard according
-to Miss X. as contrasted with the American standard
-which is, or has been up to this time, something decidedly
-different, I am sure. We have not been so eager to live.
-Our idea has been to work. No American that I have
-ever known has had the idea of laying up just so much,
-a moderate amount, and then retiring and living. He
-has had quite another thought in his mind. The American—the
-average American—I am sure loves power,
-the ability to do something, far more earnestly than he
-loves mere living. He wants to be an officer or a director
-of something, a poet, anything you please for the
-sake of being it—not for the sake of living. He loves
-power, authority, to be able to say, “Go and he goeth,”
-or, “Come and he cometh.” The rest he will waive.
-Mere comfort? You can have that. But even that,
-according to Miss X., was not enough for her. She had
-told me before, and this conversation brought it out
-again, that her thoughts were of summer and winter
-resorts, exquisite creations in the way of clothing, diamonds,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_23">23</span>
-open balconies of restaurants commanding charming
-vistas, gambling tables at Monte Carlo, Aix-les-Bains,
-Ostend and elsewhere, to say nothing of absolutely untrammeled
-sex relations. English conventional women
-were frumps and fools. They had never learned how to
-live; they had never understood what the joy of freedom
-in sex was. Morals—they are built up on a lack of
-imagination and physical vigor; tenderness—well, you
-have to take care of yourself; duty—there isn’t any such
-thing. If there is, it’s one’s duty to get along and have
-money and be happy.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_24" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">24</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_III">CHAPTER III<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">AT FISHGUARD</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">While</span> I was lying in my berth the fifth morning,
-I heard the room steward outside my
-door tell some one that he thought we reached
-Fishguard at one-thirty.</p>
-
-<p>I packed my trunks, thinking of this big ship and the
-fact that my trip was over and that never again could I
-cross the Atlantic for the first time. A queer world this.
-We can only do any one thing significantly once. I remember
-when I first went to Chicago, I remember when
-I first went to St. Louis, I remember when I first went
-to New York. Other trips there were, but they are lost
-in vagueness. But the first time of any important thing
-sticks and lasts; it comes back at times and haunts you
-with its beauty and its sadness. You know so well you
-cannot do that any more; and, like a clock, it ticks and
-tells you that life is moving on. I shall never come to
-England any more for the first time. That is gone and
-done for—worse luck.</p>
-
-<p>So I packed—will you believe it?—a little sadly.
-I think most of us are a little silly at times, only we are
-cautious enough to conceal it. There is in me the spirit
-of a lonely child somewhere and it clings pitifully to
-the hand of its big mama, Life, and cries when it is
-frightened; and then there is a coarse, vulgar exterior
-which fronts the world defiantly and bids all and
-sundry to go to the devil. It sneers and barks and jeers
-bitterly at times, and guffaws and cackles and has a
-joyous time laughing at the follies of others.</p>
-
-<p>Then I went to hunt Barfleur to find out how I should<span class="pagenum" id="Page_25">25</span>
-do. How much was I to give the deck-steward; how
-much to the bath-steward; how much to the room-steward;
-how much to the dining-room steward; how
-much to “boots,” and so on.</p>
-
-<p>“Look here!” observed that most efficient of all managerial
-souls that I have ever known. “I’ll tell you
-what you do. No—I’ll write it.” And he drew forth
-an ever ready envelope. “Deck-steward—so much,”
-it read, “Room steward—so much—” etc.</p>
-
-<p>I went forthwith and paid them, relieving my soul of
-a great weight. Then I came on deck and found that I
-had forgotten to pack my ship blanket, and a steamer
-rug, which I forthwith went and packed. Then I discovered
-that I had no place for my derby hat save on
-my head, so I went back and packed my cap. Then I
-thought I had lost one of my brushes, which I hadn’t,
-though I did lose one of my stylo pencils. Finally I
-came on deck and sang coon songs with Miss X., sitting
-in our steamer chairs. The low shore of Ireland had
-come into view with two faint hills in the distance and
-these fascinated me. I thought I should have some
-slight emotion on seeing land again, but I didn’t. It was
-gray and misty at first, but presently the sun came out
-beautifully clear and the day was as warm as May in
-New York. I felt a sudden elation of spirits with the
-coming of the sun, and I began to think what a lovely
-time I was going to have in Europe.</p>
-
-<p>Miss X. was a little more friendly this morning than
-heretofore. She was a tricky creature—coy, uncertain
-and hard to please. She liked me intellectually and
-thought I was able, but her physical and emotional predilections,
-so far as men are concerned, did not include
-me.</p>
-
-<p>We rejoiced together singing, and then we fought.
-There is a directness between experienced intellects which<span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">26</span>
-waves aside all formalities. She had seen a lot of life;
-so had I.</p>
-
-<p>She said she thought she would like to walk a little, and
-we strolled back along the heaving deck to the end
-of the first cabin section and then to the stern. When
-we reached there the sky was overcast again, for it was
-one of those changeable mornings which is now gray,
-now bright, now misty. Just now the heavens were
-black and lowering with soft, rain-charged clouds, like
-the wool of a smudgy sheep. The sea was a rich green
-in consequence—not a clear green, but a dark, muddy,
-oil-green. It rose and sank in its endless unrest and one
-or two boats appeared—a lightship, anchored out all
-alone against the lowering waste, and a small, black, passenger
-steamer going somewhere.</p>
-
-<p>“I wish my path in life were as white as that and as
-straight,” observed Miss X., pointing to our white, propeller-churned
-wake which extended back for half a mile
-or more.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” I observed, “you do and you don’t. You do,
-if it wouldn’t cost you trouble in the future—impose
-the straight and narrow, as it were.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, you don’t know,” she exclaimed irritably, that
-ugly fighting light coming into her eyes, which I had
-seen there several times before. “You don’t know what
-my life has been. I haven’t been so bad. We all of us
-do the best we can. I have done the best I could, considering.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, yes,” I observed, “you’re ambitious and alive
-and you’re seeking—Heaven knows what! You would
-be adorable with your pretty face and body if you were
-not so—so sophisticated. The trouble with you <span class="locked">is—”</span></p>
-
-<p>“Oh, look at that cute little boat out there!” She was
-talking of the lightship. “I always feel sorry for a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_27">27</span>
-poor little thing like that, set aside from the main tide
-of life and left lonely—with no one to care for it.”</p>
-
-<p>“The trouble with you is,” I went on, seizing this
-new remark as an additional pretext for analysis,
-“you’re romantic, not sympathetic. You’re interested
-in that poor little lonely boat because its state is romantic;
-not pathetic. It may be pathetic, but that isn’t the point
-with you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” she said, “if you had had all the hard knocks
-I have had, you wouldn’t be sympathetic either. I’ve
-suffered, I have. My illusions have been killed dead.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes. Love is over with you. You can’t love any
-more. You can like to be loved, that’s all. If it were
-the other way <span class="locked">about—”</span></p>
-
-<p>I paused to think how really lovely she would be with
-her narrow lavender eyelids; her delicate, almost retroussé,
-little nose; her red cupid’s-bow mouth.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” she exclaimed, with a gesture of almost religious
-adoration. “I cannot love any one person any
-more, but I can love love, and I do—all the delicate
-things it stands for.”</p>
-
-<p>“Flowers,” I observed, “jewels, automobiles, hotel
-bills, fine dresses.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, you’re brutal. I hate you. You’ve said the
-cruelest, meanest things that have ever been said to me.”</p>
-
-<p>“But they’re so.”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t care. Why shouldn’t I be hard? Why
-shouldn’t I love to live and be loved? Look at my life.
-See what I’ve had.”</p>
-
-<p>“You like me, in a way?” I suggested.</p>
-
-<p>“I admire your intellect.”</p>
-
-<p>“Quite so. And others receive the gifts of your personality.”</p>
-
-<p>“I can’t help it. I can’t be mean to the man I’m with.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">28</span>
-He’s good to me. I won’t. I’d be sinning against the
-only conscience I have.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then you have a conscience?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, you go to the devil!”</p>
-
-<p>But we didn’t separate by any means.</p>
-
-<p>They were blowing a bugle for lunch when we came
-back, and down we went. Barfleur was already at table.
-The orchestra was playing Auld Lang Syne, Home Sweet
-Home, Dixie and the Suwannee River. It even played
-one of those delicious American rags which I love so
-much—the Oceana Roll. I felt a little lump in my
-throat at Auld Lang Syne and Dixie, and together Miss
-X. and I hummed the Oceana Roll as it was played.
-One of the girl passengers came about with a plate to
-obtain money for the members of the orchestra, and
-half-crowns were universally deposited. Then I started
-to eat my dessert; but Barfleur, who had hurried off,
-came back to interfere.</p>
-
-<p>“Come, come!” (He was always most emphatic.)
-“You’re missing it all. We’re landing.”</p>
-
-<p>I thought we were leaving at once. The eye behind
-the monocle was premonitory of some great loss to me.
-I hurried on deck—to thank his artistic and managerial
-instinct instantly I arrived there. Before me was Fishguard
-and the Welsh coast, and to my dying day I shall
-never forget it. Imagine, if you please, a land-locked
-harbor, as green as grass in this semi-cloudy, semi-gold-bathed
-afternoon, with a half-moon of granite scarp
-rising sheer and clear from the green waters to the low
-gray clouds overhead. On its top I could see fields laid
-out in pretty squares or oblongs, and at the bottom of
-what to me appeared to be the east end of the semi-circle,
-was a bit of gray scruff, which was the village no doubt.
-On the green water were several other boats—steamers,
-much smaller, with red stacks, black sides, white rails and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">29</span>
-funnels—bearing a family resemblance to the one we
-were on. There was a long pier extending out into the
-water from what I took to be the village and something
-farther inland that looked like a low shed.</p>
-
-<p>This black hotel of a ship, so vast, so graceful, now
-rocking gently in the enameled bay, was surrounded this
-hour by wheeling, squeaking gulls. I always like the
-squeak of a gull; it reminds me of a rusty car wheel, and,
-somehow, it accords with a lone, rocky coast. Here they
-were, their little feet coral red, their beaks jade gray,
-their bodies snowy white or sober gray, wheeling and
-crying—“my heart remembers how.” I looked at them
-and that old intense sensation of joy came back—the
-wish to fly, the wish to be young, the wish to be happy,
-the wish to be loved.</p>
-
-<p>But, my scene, beautiful as it was, was slipping
-away. One of the pretty steamers I had noted lying on
-the water some distance away, was drawing alongside—to
-get mails, first, they said. There were hurrying and
-shuffling people on all the first cabin decks. Barfleur
-was forward looking after his luggage. The captain
-stood on the bridge in his great gold-braided blue overcoat.
-There were mail chutes being lowered from our
-giant vessel’s side, and bags and trunks and boxes and
-bales were then sent scuttling down. I saw dozens of
-uniformed men and scores of ununiformed laborers
-briskly handling these in the sunshine. My fellow passengers
-in their last hurrying hour interested me, for I
-knew I should see them no more; except one or two,
-perhaps.</p>
-
-<p>While we were standing here I turned to watch an
-Englishman, tall, assured, stalky, stary. He had been
-soldiering about for some time, examining this, that and
-the other in his critical, dogmatic British way. He had
-leaned over the side and inspected the approaching<span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">30</span>
-lighters, he had stared critically and unpoetically at the
-gulls which were here now by hundreds, he had observed
-the landing toilet of the ladies, the material equipment
-of the various men, and was quite evidently satisfied that
-he himself was perfect, complete. He was aloof, chilly,
-decidedly forbidding and judicial.</p>
-
-<p>Finally a cabin steward came hurrying out to him.</p>
-
-<p>“Did you mean to leave the things you left in your
-room unpacked?” he asked. The Englishman started,
-stiffened, stared. I never saw a self-sufficient man so
-completely shaken out of his poise.</p>
-
-<p>“Things in my room unpacked?” he echoed. “What
-room are you talking about? My word!”</p>
-
-<p>“There are three drawers full of things in there, sir,
-unpacked, and they’re waiting for your luggage now,
-sir!”</p>
-
-<p>“My word!” he repeated, grieved, angered, perplexed.
-“My word! I’m sure I packed everything. Three
-drawers full! My word!” He bustled off stiffly. The
-attendant hastened cheerfully after. It almost gave me a
-chill as I thought of his problem. And they hurry so at
-Fishguard. He was well paid out, as the English say,
-for being so stalky and superior.</p>
-
-<p>Then the mail and trunks being off, and that boat
-having veered away, another and somewhat smaller one
-came alongside and we first, and then the second class
-passengers, went aboard, and I watched the great ship
-growing less and less as we pulled away from it.
-It was immense from alongside, a vast skyscraper of
-a ship. At a hundred feet, it seemed not so large,
-but more graceful; at a thousand feet, all its exquisite
-lines were perfect—its bulk not so great, but the
-pathos of its departing beauty wonderful; at two thousand
-feet, it was still beautiful against the granite ring
-of the harbor; but, alas, it was moving. The captain<span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">31</span>
-was an almost indistinguishable spot upon his
-bridge. The stacks—in their way gorgeous—took
-on beautiful proportions. I thought, as we veered in
-near the pier and the ship turned within her length or
-thereabouts and steamed out, I had never seen a more
-beautiful sight. Her convoy of gulls was still about
-her. Her smoke-stacks flung back their graceful streamers.
-The propeller left a white trail of foam. I asked
-some one: “When does she get to Liverpool?”</p>
-
-<p>“At two in the morning.”</p>
-
-<p>“And when do the balance of the passengers land?”
-(We had virtually emptied the first cabin.)</p>
-
-<p>“At seven, I fancy.”</p>
-
-<p>Just then the lighter bumped against the dock. I
-walked under a long, low train-shed covering four tracks,
-and then I saw my first English passenger train—a semi-octagonal-looking
-affair—(the ends of the cars certainly
-looked as though they had started out to be
-octagonal) and there were little doors on the sides labeled
-“First,” “First,” “First.” On the side, at the top of
-the car, was a longer sign: “Cunard Ocean Special—London—Fishguard.”</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_32" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">32</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_IV">CHAPTER IV<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">SERVANTS AND POLITENESS</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap b"><span class="smcap1">Right</span> here I propose to interpolate my second dissertation
-on the servant question and I can safely
-promise, I am sure, that it will not be the last.
-One night, not long before, in dining with a certain
-Baron N. and Barfleur at the Ritz in New York this
-matter of the American servant came up in a conversational
-way. Baron N. was a young exquisite of Berlin
-and other European capitals. He was one of Barfleur’s
-idle fancies. Because we were talking about
-America in general I asked them both what, to them,
-was the most offensive or objectionable thing about
-America. One said, expectorating; the other said, the
-impoliteness of servants. On the ship going over, at
-Fishguard, in the train from Fishguard to London, at
-London and later in Barfleur’s country house I saw what
-the difference was. Of course I had heard these differences
-discussed before <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">ad lib.</i> for years, but hearing is
-not believing. Seeing and experiencing is.</p>
-
-<p>On shipboard I noticed for the first time in my life that
-there was an aloofness about the service rendered by the
-servants which was entirely different from that which
-we know in America. They did not look at one so
-brutally and critically as does the American menial; their
-eyes did not seem to say, “I am your equal or better,”
-and their motions did not indicate that they were doing
-anything unwillingly. In America—and I am a good
-American—I have always had the feeling that the
-American hotel or house servant or store clerk—particularly<span class="pagenum" id="Page_33">33</span>
-store clerk—male or female—was doing me a
-great favor if he did anything at all for me. As for
-train-men and passenger-boat assistants, I have never
-been able to look upon them as servants at all. Mostly
-they have looked on me as an interloper, and as some one
-who should be put off the train, instead of assisted in
-going anywhere. American conductors are Czars;
-American brakemen and train hands are Grand Dukes,
-at least; a porter is little less than a highwayman; and a
-hotel clerk—God forbid that we should mention him in
-the same breath with any of the foregoing!</p>
-
-<p>However, as I was going on to say, when I went
-aboard the English ship in question I felt this burden of
-serfdom to the American servant lifted. These people,
-strange to relate, did not seem anxious to fight with me.
-They were actually civil. They did not stare me out of
-countenance; they did not order me gruffly about. And,
-really, I am not a princely soul looking for obsequious
-service. I am, I fancy, a very humble-minded person
-when traveling or living, anxious to go briskly forward,
-not to be disturbed too much and allowed to live in quiet
-and seclusion.</p>
-
-<p>The American servant is not built for that. One must
-have great social or physical force to command him. At
-times he needs literally to be cowed by threats of physical
-violence. You are paying him? Of course you are.
-You help do that when you pay your hotel bill or buy
-your ticket, or make a purchase, but he does not know
-that. The officials of the companies for whom he works
-do not appear to know. If they did, I don’t know that
-they would be able to do anything about it. You can not
-make a whole people over by issuing a book of rules.
-Americans are free men; they don’t want to be servants;
-they have despised the idea for years. I think the early
-Americans who lived in America after the Revolution—the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">34</span>
-anti-Tory element—thought that after the war and
-having won their nationality there was to be an end
-of servants. I think they associated labor of this kind
-with slavery, and they thought when England had been
-defeated all these other things, such as menial service,
-had been defeated also. Alas, superiority and inferiority
-have not yet been done away with—wholly. There are
-the strong and the weak; the passionate and passionless;
-the hungry and the well-fed. There are those who still
-think that life is something which can be put into a mold
-and adjusted to a theory, but I am not one of them. I
-cannot view life or human nature save as an expression
-of contraries—in fact, I think that is what life is. I
-know there can be no sense of heat without cold; no
-fullness without emptiness; no force without resistance;
-no anything, in short, without its contrary. Consequently,
-I cannot see how there can be great men without
-little ones; wealth without poverty; social movement
-without willing social assistance. No high without
-a low, is my idea, and I would have the low be
-intelligent, efficient, useful, well paid, well looked after.
-And I would have the high be sane, kindly, considerate,
-useful, of good report and good-will to all men.</p>
-
-<p>Years of abuse and discomfort have made me
-rather antagonistic to servants, but I felt no reasonable
-grounds for antagonism here. They were behaving
-properly. They weren’t staring at me. I didn’t catch
-them making audible remarks behind my back. They
-were not descanting unfavorably upon any of my fellow
-passengers. Things were actually going smoothly and
-nicely and they seemed rather courteous about it all.</p>
-
-<p>Yes, and it was so in the dining-saloon, in the bath, on
-deck, everywhere, with “yes, sirs,” and “thank you,
-sirs,” and two fingers raised to cap visors occasionally
-for good measure. Were they acting? Was this a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_35">35</span>
-fiercely suppressed class I was looking upon here? I
-could scarcely believe it. They looked too comfortable.
-I saw them associating with each other a great deal. I
-heard scraps of their conversation. It was all peaceful
-and genial and individual enough. They were, apparently,
-leading unrestricted private lives. However, I reserved
-judgment until I should get to England, but at
-Fishguard it was quite the same and more also. These
-railway guards and porters and conductors were not our
-railway conductors, brakemen and porters, by a long shot.
-They were different in their attitude, texture and
-general outlook on life. Physically I should say that
-American railway employees are superior to the European
-brand. They are, on the whole, better fed, or at least
-better set up. They seem bigger to me, as I recall them;
-harder, stronger. The English railway employee seems
-smaller and more refined physically—less vigorous.</p>
-
-<p>But as to manners: Heaven save the mark! These
-people are civil. They are nice. They are willing.
-“Have you a porter, sir? Yes, sir! Thank you, sir!
-This way, sir! No trouble about that, sir! In a moment,
-sir! Certainly, sir! Very well, sir!” I heard
-these things on all sides and they were like balm to a
-fevered brain. Life didn’t seem so strenuous with these
-people about. They were actually trying to help me
-along. I was led; I was shown; I was explained to. I
-got under way without the least distress and I began
-actually to feel as though I was being coddled. Why, I
-thought, these people are going to spoil me. I’m going
-to like them. And I had rather decided that I wouldn’t
-like the English. Why, I don’t know; for I never read
-a great English novel that I didn’t more or less like all
-of the characters in it. Hardy’s lovely country people
-have warmed the cockles of my heart; George Moore’s
-English characters have appealed to me. And here was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">36</span>
-Barfleur. But the way the train employees bundled me
-into my seat and got my bags in after or before me, and
-said, “We shall be starting now in a few minutes, sir,”
-and called quietly and pleadingly—not yelling, mind
-you—“Take your seats, please,” delighted me.</p>
-
-<p>I didn’t like the looks of the cars. I can prove in a
-moment by any traveler that our trains are infinitely more
-luxurious. I can see where there isn’t heat enough, and
-where one lavatory for men and women on any train,
-let alone a first-class one, is an abomination, and so on
-and so forth; but still, and notwithstanding, I say the
-English railway service is better. Why? Because it’s
-more human; it’s more considerate. You aren’t driven
-and urged to step lively and called at in loud, harsh
-voices and made to feel that you are being tolerated
-aboard something that was never made for you at all,
-but for the employees of the company. In England the
-trains are run for the people, not the people for the trains.
-And now that I have that one distinct difference between
-England and America properly emphasized I feel much
-better.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_37" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_37">37</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_V">CHAPTER V<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">THE RIDE TO LONDON</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap al"><span class="smcap1">At</span> last the train was started and we were off.
-The track was not so wide, if I am not mistaken,
-as ours, and the little freight or goods cars were
-positively ridiculous—mere wheelbarrows, by comparison
-with the American type. As for the passenger cars,
-when I came to examine them, they reminded me of
-some of our fine street cars that run from, say Schenectady
-to Gloversville, or from Muncie to Marion, Indiana.
-They were the first-class cars, too—the English Pullmans!
-The train started out briskly and you could feel
-that it did not have the powerful weight to it which the
-American train has. An American Pullman creaks
-audibly, just as a great ship does when it begins to
-move. An American engine begins to pull slowly because
-it has something to pull—like a team with a
-heavy load. I didn’t feel that I was in a train half so
-much as I did that I was in a string of baby carriages.</p>
-
-<p>Miss X. and her lover, Miss E. and her maid, Barfleur
-and I comfortably filled one little compartment; and now
-we were actually moving, and I began to look out at once
-to see what English scenery was really like. It was not
-at all strange to me, for in books and pictures I had seen
-it all my life. But here were the actual hills and valleys,
-the actual thatched cottages, and the actual castles or
-moors or lovely country vistas, and I was seeing them!</p>
-
-<p>As I think of it now I can never be quite sufficiently
-grateful to Barfleur for a certain affectionate, thoughtful,
-sympathetic regard for my every possible mood on this occasion.
-This was my first trip to this England of which,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_38">38</span>
-of course, he was intensely proud. He was so humanly
-anxious that I should not miss any of its charms or, if
-need be, defects. He wanted me to be able to judge it
-fairly and humanly and to see the eventual result sieved
-through my temperament. The soul of attention; the
-soul of courtesy; patient, long-suffering, humane, gentle.
-How I have tried the patience of that man at times!
-An iron mood he has on occasion; a stoic one,
-always. Gentle, even, smiling, living a rule and a
-standard. Every thought of him produces a grateful
-smile. Yet he has his defects—plenty of them. Here
-he was at my elbow, all the way to London, momentarily
-suggesting that I should not miss the point, whatever
-the point might be, at the moment. He was helpful,
-really interested, and above all and at all times, warmly
-human.</p>
-
-<p>We had been just two hours getting from the boat to
-the train. It was three-thirty when the train began to
-move, and from the lovely misty sunshine of the morning
-the sky had become overcast with low, gray—almost
-black—rain clouds. I looked at the hills and valleys.
-They told me we were in Wales. And, curiously, as we
-sped along first came Wordsworth into my mind, and
-then Thomas Hardy. I thought of Wordsworth first
-because these smooth, kempt hills, wet with the rain and
-static with deep gray shadows, suggested him. England
-owes so much to William Wordsworth, I think. So
-far as I can see, he epitomized in his verses this sweet,
-simple hominess that tugs at the heart-strings like some
-old call that one has heard before. My father was a
-German, my mother of Pennsylvania Dutch extraction,
-and yet there is a pull here in this Shakespearian-Wordsworthian-Hardyesque
-world which is precisely like the
-call of a tender mother to a child. I can’t resist it. I
-love it; and I am not English but radically American.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_39">39</span></p>
-
-<p>I understand that Hardy is not so well thought of in
-England as he might be—that, somehow, some large
-conservative class thinks that his books are immoral
-or destructive. I should say the English would better
-make much of Thomas Hardy while he is alive. He is
-one of their great traditions. His works are beautiful.
-The spirit of all the things he has done or attempted is
-lovely. He is a master mind, simple, noble, dignified,
-serene. He is as fine as any of the English cathedrals.
-St. Paul’s or Canterbury has no more significance to
-me than Thomas Hardy. I saw St. Paul’s. I wish I
-could see the spirit of Thomas Hardy indicated in some
-such definite way. And yet I do not. Monuments do not
-indicate great men. But the fields and valleys of a
-country suggest them.</p>
-
-<p>At twenty or thirty miles from Fishguard we came
-to some open water—an arm of the sea, I understood—the
-Bay of Bristol, where boats were, and tall, rain-gutted
-hills that looked like tumbled-down castles.
-Then came more open country—moorland, I suppose—with
-some sheep, once a flock of black ones; and then
-the lovely alternating hues of this rain-washed world.
-The water under these dark clouds took on a peculiar
-luster. It looked at times like burnished steel—at times
-like muddy lead. I felt my heart leap up as I thought
-of our own George Inness and what he would have done
-with these scenes and what the English Turner has done,
-though he preferred, as a rule, another key.</p>
-
-<p>At four-thirty one of the charming English trainmen
-came and asked if we would have tea in the dining-car.
-We would. We arose and in a few moments were entering
-one of those dainty little basket cars. The tables
-were covered with white linen and simple, pretty china
-and a silver tea-service. It wasn’t as if you were traveling
-at all. I felt as though I were stopping at the house<span class="pagenum" id="Page_40">40</span>
-of a friend; or as though I were in the cozy corner of
-some well-known and friendly inn. Tea was served.
-We ate toast and talked cheerfully.</p>
-
-<p>This whole trip—the landscape, the dining-car, this
-cozy tea, Miss X. and her lover, Miss E. and Barfleur—finally
-enveloped my emotional fancy like a dream.
-I realized that I was experiencing a novel situation
-which would not soon come again. The idea of this
-pretty mistress coming to England to join her lover,
-and so frankly admitting her history and her purpose,
-rather took my mind as an intellectual treat.
-You really don’t often get to see this sort of thing.
-I don’t. It’s Gallic in its flavor, to me. Barfleur,
-being a man of the world, took it as a matter of course—his
-sole idea being, I fancy, that the refinement of
-personality and thought involved in the situation were
-sufficient to permit him to tolerate it. I always judge
-his emotion by that one gleaming eye behind the monocle.
-The other does not take my attention so much. I knew
-from his attitude that ethics and morals and things like
-that had nothing to do with his selection of what
-he would consider interesting personal companionship.
-Were they interesting? Could they tell him
-something new? Would they amuse him? Were they
-nice—socially, in their clothing, in their manners, in
-the hundred little material refinements which make up
-a fashionable lady or gentleman? If so, welcome. If
-not, hence. And talent! Oh, yes, he had a keen eye
-for talent. And he loves the exceptional and will obviously
-do anything and everything within his power
-to foster it.</p>
-
-<p>Having started so late, it grew nearly dark after tea
-and the distant landscapes were not so easy to descry.
-We came presently, in the mist, to a place called Carmarthen,
-I think, where were great black stacks and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_41">41</span>
-flaming forges and lights burning wistfully in the dark;
-and then to another similar place, Swansea, and finally
-to a third, Cardiff—great centers of manufacture, I
-should judge, for there were flaming lights from forges
-(great, golden gleams from open furnaces) and dark
-blue smoke, visible even at this hour, from tall stacks
-overhead, and gleaming electric lights like bright, lucent
-diamonds.</p>
-
-<p>I never see this sort of place but I think of Pittsburgh
-and Youngstown and the coke ovens of western Pennsylvania
-along the line of the Pennsylvania Railroad. I
-shall never forget the first time I saw Pittsburgh and
-Youngstown and saw how coke was fired. It was on
-my way to New York. I had never seen any mountains
-before and suddenly, after the low, flat plains of Indiana
-and Ohio, with their pretty little wooden villages so
-suggestive of the new life of the New World, we rushed
-into Youngstown and then the mountains of western
-Pennsylvania (the Alleghanies). It was somewhat like
-this night coming from Fishguard, only it was not so
-rainy. The hills rose tall and green; the forge stacks
-of Pittsburgh flamed with a red gleam, mile after
-mile, until I thought it was the most wonderful sight
-I had ever seen. And then came the coke ovens,
-beyond Pittsburgh mile after mile of them, glowing
-ruddily down in the low valleys between the tall
-hills, where our train was following a stream-bed.
-It seemed a great, sad, heroic thing then, to me,—plain
-day labor. Those common, ignorant men,
-working before flaming forges, stripped to the waist in
-some instances, fascinated my imagination. I have always
-marveled at the inequalities of nature—the way
-it will give one man a low brow and a narrow mind, a
-narrow round of thought, and make a slave or horse of
-him, and another a light, nimble mind, a quick wit and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_42">42</span>
-air and make a gentleman of him. No human being
-can solve either the question of ability or utility. Is your
-gentleman useful? Yes and no, perhaps. Is your laborer
-useful? Yes and no, perhaps. I should say obviously
-yes. But see the differences in the reward of
-labor—physical labor. One eats his hard-earned crust
-in the sweat of his face; the other picks at his surfeit
-of courses and wonders why this or that doesn’t taste
-better. I did not make my mind. I did not make my
-art. I cannot choose my taste except by predestined
-instinct, and yet here I am sitting in a comfortable
-English home, as I write, commiserating the poor working
-man. I indict nature here and now, as I always do
-and always shall do, as being aimless, pointless, unfair,
-unjust. I see in the whole thing no scheme but an accidental
-one—no justice save accidental justice. Now
-and then, in a way, some justice is done, but it is accidental;
-no individual man seems to will it. He can’t.
-He doesn’t know how. He can’t think how. And
-there’s an end of it.</p>
-
-<p>But these queer, weird, hard, sad, drab manufacturing
-cities—what great writer has yet sung the song of them?
-Truly I do not recall one at present clearly. Dickens
-gives some suggestion of what he considered the
-misery of the poor; and in “Les Miserables” there
-is a touch of grim poverty and want here and there.
-But this is something still different. This is creative
-toil on a vast scale, and it is a lean, hungry, savage,
-animal to contemplate. I know it is because I have studied
-personally Fall River, Patterson and Pittsburgh, and
-I know what I’m talking about. Life runs at a gaunt
-level in those places. It’s a rough, hurtling world of
-fact. I suppose it is not any different in England. I
-looked at the manufacturing towns as we flashed by in
-the night and got the same feeling of sad commiseration<span class="pagenum" id="Page_43">43</span>
-and unrest. The homes looked poor and they had a
-deadly sameness; the streets were narrow and poorly
-lighted. I was eager to walk over one of these towns
-foot by foot. I have the feeling that the poor and the
-ignorant and the savage are somehow great artistically.
-I have always had it. Millet saw it when he painted
-“The Man with the Hoe.” These drab towns are
-grimly wonderful to me. They sing a great diapason of
-misery. I feel hunger and misery there; I feel lust and
-murder and life, sick of itself, stewing in its own juice;
-I feel women struck in the face by brutal men; and sodden
-lives too low and weak to be roused by any storm of
-woe. I fancy there are hungry babies and dying mothers
-and indifferent bosses and noble directors somewhere,
-not caring, not knowing, not being able to do anything
-about it, perhaps, if they did. I could weep just
-at the sight of a large, drab, hungry manufacturing
-town. I feel sorry for ignorant humanity. I wish I
-knew how to raise the low foreheads; to put the clear
-light of intellect into sad, sodden eyes. I wish there
-weren’t any blows, any hunger, any tears. I wish people
-didn’t have to long bitterly for just the little thin,
-bare necessities of this world. But I know, also, that
-life wouldn’t be as vastly dramatic and marvelous without
-them. Perhaps I’m wrong. I’ve seen some real
-longing in my time, though. I’ve longed myself and
-I’ve seen others die longing.</p>
-
-<p>Between Carmarthen and Cardiff and some other
-places where this drab, hungry world seemed to stick
-its face into the window, I listened to much conversation
-about the joyous side of living in Paris, Monte Carlo,
-Ostend and elsewhere. I remember once I turned from
-the contemplation of a dark, sad, shabby world scuttling
-by in the night and rain to hear Miss E. telling of
-some Parisian music-hall favorite—I’ll call her Carmen—rivaling<span class="pagenum" id="Page_44">44</span>
-another Parisian music-hall favorite by the
-name of Diane, let us say, at Monte Carlo. Of course
-it is understood that they were women of loose virtue.
-Of course it is understood that they had fine, white,
-fascinating bodies and lovely faces and that they were
-physically ideal. Of course it is understood that they
-were marvelous mistresses and that money was flowing
-freely from some source or other—perhaps from factory
-worlds like these—to let them work their idle,
-sweet wills. Anyhow they were gambling, racing, disporting
-themselves at Monte Carlo and all at once they
-decided to rival each other in dress. Or perhaps it was
-that they didn’t decide to, but just began to, which is
-much more natural and human.</p>
-
-<p>As I caught it, with my nose pressed to the carriage
-window and the sight of rain and mist in my eyes,
-Carmen would come down one night in splendid white
-silk, perhaps, her bare arms and perfect neck and hair
-flashing priceless jewels; and then the fair Diane would
-arrive a little later with her body equally beautifully
-arrayed in some gorgeous material, her white arms
-and neck and hair equally resplendent. Then the next
-night the gowns would be of still more marvelous material
-and artistry, and more jewels—every night lovelier
-gowns and more costly jewels, until one of these
-women took all her jewels, to the extent of millions of
-francs, I presume, and, arraying her maid gorgeously,
-put all the jewels on her and sent her into the casino or
-the ballroom or the dining-room—wherever it was—and
-she herself followed, in—let us hope—plain,
-jewelless black silk, with her lovely flesh showing voluptuously
-against it. And the other lady was there, oh,
-much to her chagrin and despair now, of course, decked
-with all her own splendid jewels to the extent of an<span class="pagenum" id="Page_45">45</span>
-equally large number of millions of francs, and so the
-rivalry was ended.</p>
-
-<p>It was a very pretty story of pride and vanity and I
-liked it. But just at this interesting moment, one of those
-great blast furnaces, which I have been telling you
-about and which seemed to stretch for miles beside the
-track, flashed past in the night, its open red furnace
-doors looking like rubies, and the frosted windows of
-its lighted shops looking like opals, and the fluttering
-street lamps and glittering arc lights looking like pearls
-and diamonds; and I said: behold! these are the only
-jewels of the poor and from these come the others. And
-to a certain extent, in the last analysis and barring that
-unearned gift of brain which some have without asking
-and others have not at all, so they do.</p>
-
-<p>It was seven or eight when we reached Paddington.
-For one moment, when I stepped out of the car, the
-thought came to me with a tingle of vanity—I have
-come by land and sea, three thousand miles to London!
-Then it was gone again. It was strange—this scene.
-I recognized at once the various London types caricatured
-in <i>Punch</i>, and <i>Pick Me Up</i>, and <i>The Sketch</i>, and
-elsewhere. I saw a world of cabs and ‘busses, of porters,
-gentlemen, policemen, and citizens generally. I
-saw characters—strange ones—that brought back
-Dickens and Du Maurier and W. W. Jacobs. The words
-“Booking Office” and the typical London policeman took
-my eye. I strolled about, watching the crowd till it was
-time for us to board our train for the country;
-and eagerly I nosed about, trying to sense London from
-this vague, noisy touch of it. I can’t indicate how
-the peculiar-looking trains made me feel. Humanity
-is so very different in so many little unessential
-things—so utterly the same in all the large ones. I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_46">46</span>
-could see that it might be just as well or better to call
-a ticket office a booking office; or to have three classes
-of carriages instead of two, as with us; or to have carriages
-instead of cars; or trams instead of street railways;
-or lifts instead of elevators. What difference
-does it make? Life is the same old thing. Nevertheless
-there was a tremendous difference between the
-London and the New York atmosphere—that I could
-see and feel.</p>
-
-<p>“A few days at my place in the country will be just
-the thing for you,” Barfleur was saying. “I sent a
-wireless to Dora to have a fire in the hall and in your
-room. You might as well see a bit of rural England
-first.”</p>
-
-<p>He gleamed on me with his monocled eye in a very
-encouraging manner.</p>
-
-<p>We waited about quite awhile for a local or suburban
-which would take us to Bridgely Level, and having ensconced
-ourselves first class—as fitting my arrival—Barfleur
-fell promptly to sleep and I mused with my
-window open, enjoying the country and the cool night
-air.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_47" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_47">47</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_VI">CHAPTER VI<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">THE BARFLEUR FAMILY</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap i"><span class="smcap1">I am</span> writing these notes on Tuesday, November
-twenty-eighth, very close to a grate fire in a pretty
-little sitting-room in an English country house
-about twenty-five miles from London, and I am very
-chilly.</p>
-
-<p>We reached this place by some winding road, inscrutable
-in the night, and I wondered keenly what sort of an
-atmosphere it would have. The English suburban or
-country home of the better class has always been a concrete
-thought to me—rather charming on the whole. A
-carriage brought us, with all the bags and trunks carefully
-looked after (in England you always keep your
-luggage with you), and we were met in the hall by the
-maid who took our coats and hats and brought us something
-to drink. There was a small fire glowing in the
-fireplace in the entrance hall, but it was so small—cheerful
-though it was—that I wondered why Barfleur had
-taken all the trouble to send a wireless from the sea to
-have it there. It seems it is a custom, in so far as his
-house is concerned, not to have it. But having heard
-something of English fires and English ideas of warmth,
-I was not greatly surprised.</p>
-
-<p>“I am going to be cold,” I said to myself, at once. “I
-know it. The atmosphere is going to be cold and raw
-and I am going to suffer greatly. It will be the devil
-and all to write.”</p>
-
-<p>I fancy this is a very fair and pretty example of the
-average country home near London, and it certainly
-lacks none of the appointments which might be considered<span class="pagenum" id="Page_48">48</span>
-worthy of a comfortable home; but it is as cold as a
-sepulcher, and I can’t understand the evoluted system
-of procedure which has brought about any such uncomfortable
-state and maintains it as satisfactory. These
-Britons are actually warm when the temperature in the
-room is somewhere between forty-five and fifty and they
-go about opening doors and windows with the idea that
-the rooms need additional airing. They build you small,
-weak coal fires in large, handsome fireplaces, and then
-if the four or five coals huddled together are managing
-to keep themselves warm by glowing, they tell you that
-everything is all right (or stroll about, at least, looking
-as though it were). Doors are left open; the casement
-windows flung out, everything done to give the place air
-and draughtiness.</p>
-
-<p>“Now,” said my host, with his usual directness of
-speech, as I stood with my back to the hall fireplace,
-“I think it is best that you should go to bed at once and
-get a good night’s rest. In the morning you shall have
-your breakfast at whatever hour you say. Your bath
-will be brought you a half or three-quarters of an hour
-before you appear at table, so that you will have ample
-time to shave and dress. I shall be here until eleven-fifteen
-to see how you are getting along, after which I
-shall go to the city. You shall have a table here, or
-wherever you like, and the maid will serve your luncheon
-punctually at two o’clock. At half past four your tea
-will be brought to you, in case you are here. In the
-evening we dine at seven-thirty. I shall be down on the
-five fifty-two train.”</p>
-
-<p>So he proceeded definitely to lay out my life for me
-and I had to smile. “That vast established order which
-is England,” I thought again. He accompanied me to
-my chamber door, or rather to the foot of the stairs.
-There he wished me pleasant dreams. “And remember,”<span class="pagenum" id="Page_49">49</span>
-he cautioned me with the emphasis of one who has
-forgotten something of great consequence, “this is most
-important. Whatever you do, don’t forget to put out
-your boots for the maid to take and have blacked.
-Otherwise you will disrupt the whole social procedure
-of England.”</p>
-
-<p>It is curious—this feeling of being quite alone for the
-first time in a strange land. I began to unpack my bags,
-solemnly thinking of New York. Presently I went to
-the window and looked out. One or two small lights
-burned afar off. I undressed and got into bed, feeling
-anything but sleepy. I lay and watched the fire flickering
-on the hearth. So this was really England, and here
-I was at last—a fact absolutely of no significance to
-any one else in the world, but very important to me. An
-old, old dream come true! And it had passed so oddly—the
-trip—so almost unconsciously, as it were. We
-make a great fuss, I thought, about the past and the
-future, but the actual moment is so often without meaning.
-Finally, after hearing a rooster crow and thinking
-of Hamlet’s father—his ghost—and the chill that invests
-the thought of cock-crow in that tragedy, I slept.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>Morning came and with it a knocking on the door. I
-called, “Come in.” In came the maid, neat, cleanly, rosy-cheeked,
-bringing a large tin basin—very much wider
-than an American tub but not so deep—a large water
-can, full of hot water, towels and the like. She put the
-tub and water can down, drew a towel rack from the
-wall nearby, spread out the towels and left.</p>
-
-<p>I did not hear her take the boots, but when I went to
-the door they were gone. In the afternoon they were
-back again, nice and bright. I speculated on all this as
-an interesting demonstration of English life. Barfleur
-is not so amazingly well-to-do, but he has all these things.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_50">50</span>
-It struck me as pleasing, soothing, orderly—quite the
-same thing I had been seeing on the train and the ship.
-It was all a part of that interesting national system which
-I had been hearing so much about.</p>
-
-<p>At breakfast it was quite the same—a most orderly
-meal. Barfleur was there to breakfast with me and see
-that I was started right. His face was smiling. How
-did I like it? Was I comfortable? Had I slept well?
-Had I slept very well? It was bad weather, but I would
-rather have to expect that at this season of the year.</p>
-
-<p>I can see his smiling face—a little cynical and disillusioned—get
-some faint revival of his own native interest
-in England in my surprise, curiosity and interest.
-The room was cold, but he did not seem to think so. No,
-no, no, it was very comfortable. I was simply not acclimated
-yet. I would get used to it.</p>
-
-<p>This house was charming, I thought, and here at
-breakfast I was introduced to the children. Berenice
-Mary Barfleur, the only girl and the eldest child, looked
-to me at first a little pale and thin—quite peaked,
-in fact—but afterwards I found her not to be so—merely
-a temperamental objection on my part to a type
-which afterwards seemed to me very attractive. She
-was a decidedly wise, high-spoken, intellectual and cynical
-little maid. Although only eleven years of age she conversed
-with the air, the manner and the words of a
-woman of twenty.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes. Amáyreeka! Is that a nice place? Do
-you like it?”</p>
-
-<p>I cannot in the least way convey the touch of lofty,
-well-bred feeling it had—quite the air and sound of a
-woman of twenty-five or thirty schooled in all the niceties
-of polite speech. “What a child,” I thought. “She
-talks as though she were affected, but I can see that she
-is not.” Quite different she seemed from what any<span class="pagenum" id="Page_51">51</span>
-American child could be—less vigorous, more intellectual,
-more spiritual; perhaps not so forceful but probably
-infinitely more subtle. She looked delicate, remote,
-Burne-Jonesy—far removed from the more commonplace
-school of force we know—and I think I like our
-type better. I smiled at her and she seemed friendly
-enough, but there was none of that running forward and
-greeting people which is an average middle-class American
-habit. She was too well bred. I learned afterward,
-from a remark dropped at table by her concerning
-American children, that it was considered bad form.
-“American children are the kind that run around hotel
-foyers with big bows on their hair and speak to people,”
-was the substance of it. I saw at once how bad American
-children were.</p>
-
-<p>Well, then came the eldest boy, Percy Franklin Barfleur,
-who reminded me, at first glance, of that American
-caricature type—dear to the newspaper cartoonist—of
-Little Johnnie Bostonbeans. Here he was—“glawses,”
-inquiring eyes, a bulging forehead, a learned air; and all
-at ten years, and somewhat undersized for his age—a
-clever child; sincere, apparently; rather earnest; eager to
-know, full of the light of youthful understanding. Like
-his sister, his manners were quite perfect but unstudied.
-He smiled and replied, “Quite well, thank you,” to my
-amused inquiries after him. I could see he was bright
-and thoughtful, but the unconscious (though, to me, affected)
-quality of the English voice amused me here
-again. Then came Charles Gerard Barfleur, and James
-Herbert Barfleur, who impressed me in quite the same
-way as the others. They were nice, orderly children but
-English, oh, so English!</p>
-
-<p>It was while walking in the garden after breakfast that
-I encountered James Herbert Barfleur, the youngest; but,
-in the confusion of meeting people generally, I did not<span class="pagenum" id="Page_52">52</span>
-recognize him. He was outside the coach house, where
-are the rooms of the gardener, and where my room is.</p>
-
-<p>“And which little Barfleur might this be?” I asked
-genially, in that patronizing way we have with children.</p>
-
-<p>“James Herbert Barfleur,” he replied, with a gravity
-of pronunciation which quite took my breath away. We
-are not used to this formal dignity of approach in children
-of so very few years in America. This lad was
-only five years of age and he was talking to me in the
-educated voice of one of fifteen or sixteen. I stared, of
-course.</p>
-
-<p>“You don’t tell me,” I replied. “And what is your
-sister’s name, again?”</p>
-
-<p>“Berenice Mary Barfleur,” he replied.</p>
-
-<p>“Dear, dear, dear,” I sighed. “Now what do you
-know about that?”</p>
-
-<p>Of course such a wild piece of American slang as that
-had no significance to him whatsoever. It fell on his
-ears without meaning.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know,” he replied, interested in some fixture
-he was fastening to a toy bath tub.</p>
-
-<p>“Isn’t that a fine little bath tub you have,” I ventured,
-eager to continue the conversation because of its novelty.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s a nice little bawth,” he went on, “but I wouldn’t
-call it a tub.”</p>
-
-<p>I really did not know how to reply to this last, it took
-me so by surprise;—a child of five, in little breeches
-scarcely larger than my two hands, making this fine distinction.
-“We surely live and learn,” I thought, and
-went on my way smiling.</p>
-
-<p>This house interested me from so many other points of
-view, being particularly English and new, that I was
-never weary of investigating it. I had a conversation
-with the gardener one morning concerning his duties
-and found that he had an exact schedule of procedure<span class="pagenum" id="Page_53">53</span>
-which covered every day in the year. First, I believe, he
-got hold of the boots, delivered to him by the maid, and
-did those; and then he brought up his coal and wood and
-built the fires; and then he had some steps and paths to
-look after; and then some errands to do, I forget what.
-There was the riding pony to curry and saddle, the stable
-to clean—oh, quite a long list of things which he did
-over and over, day after day. He talked with such an
-air of responsibility, as so many English servants do,
-that I was led to reflect upon the reliability of English
-servants in general; and he dropped his h’s where
-they occurred, of course, and added them where they
-shouldn’t have been. He told me how much he received,
-how much he had received, how he managed to live on it,
-how shiftless and irresponsible some people were.</p>
-
-<p>“They don’t know ’ow to get along, sir,” he informed
-me with the same solemn air of responsibility. “They
-just doesn’t know ’ow to manige, sir, I tyke it; some
-people doesn’t, sir. They gets sixteen or highteen
-shillin’s, the same as me, sir, but hawfter they goes and
-buys five or six g’uns (I thought he said guns—he actually
-said gallons) o’ beer in the week, there hain’t much
-left fer other things, is there, sir? Now that’s no wy,
-sir, is it, sir? I hawsk you.”</p>
-
-<p>I had to smile at the rural accent. He was so simple
-minded—so innocent, apparently. Every one called
-him Wilkins—not Mr. Wilkins (as his colleagues
-might in America) or John or Jack or some sobriquet,
-but just Wilkins. He was Wilkins to every one—the
-master, the maid, the children. The maid was Dora to
-every one, and the nurse, Nana. It was all interesting to
-me because it was so utterly new.</p>
-
-<p>And then this landscape round about; the feel of the
-country was refreshing. I knew absolutely nothing
-about it, and yet I could see and feel that we were in a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_54">54</span>
-region of comfortable suburban life. I could hear the
-popping of guns all day long, here—and thereabouts—this
-being the open season for shooting, not hunting, as
-my host informed me; there was no such thing as hunting
-hereabouts. I could see men strolling here and there
-together, guns under their arms, plaid caps on their heads,
-in knee breeches, and leather leggings. I could see, from
-my writing desk in the drawing-room window, clever-riding
-English girls bounding by on light-moving horses,
-and in my limited walks I saw plenty of comfortable-looking
-country places—suburban homes. I was told
-by a friend of mine that this was rather a pleasant
-country section, but that I might see considerable of the
-same thing anywhere about London at this distance.</p>
-
-<p>“Dora” the maid interested me very much. She was
-so quiet, so silent and so pretty. The door would open,
-any time during the day when I was writing, and in she
-would come to look after the fire, to open or close the
-windows, to draw the curtains, light the candles and serve
-the tea, or to call me to luncheon or dinner. Usually I ate
-my luncheon and drank my four-o’clock tea alone. I ate
-my evening meal all alone once. It made no difference—my
-eating alone. The service was quite the
-same; the same candles were lighted—several brackets
-on different parts of the table; the fire built in the dining-room.
-There were four or five courses and wine. Dora
-stood behind me watching me eat in silence, and I confess
-I felt very queer. It was all so solemn, so stately. I
-felt like some old gray baron or bachelor shut away from
-the world and given to contemplating the follies of his
-youth. When through with nuts and wine—the final
-glass of port—it was the custom of the house to retire
-to the drawing-room and drink the small cup of black
-coffee which was served there. And on this night, although
-I was quite alone, it was the same. The coffee<span class="pagenum" id="Page_55">55</span>
-was served just as promptly and dignifiedly as though
-there were eight or ten present. It interested me greatly,
-all of it, and pleased me more than I can say.</p>
-
-<p>Personally I shall always be glad that I saw some rural
-aspects of England first, for they are the most characterful
-and, to me, significant. London is an amazing city
-and thoroughly English, but the rural districts are more
-suggestive. In what respects do the people of one
-country differ from those of another, since they eat,
-sleep, rise, dress, go to work, return, love, hate, and
-aspire alike? In little—dynamically, mechanically
-speaking. But temperamentally, emotionally, spiritually
-and even materially they differ in almost every way.
-England is a mood, I take it, a combination of dull
-colors and atmosphere. It expresses heaven only knows
-what feeling for order, stability, uniformity, homeliness,
-simplicity. It is highly individual—more so almost
-than Italy, France or Germany. It is vital—and yet
-vital in an intellectual way only. You would say off-hand,
-sensing the feel of the air, that England is all mind
-with convictions, prejudices, notions, poetic longings
-terribly emphasized. The most egotistic nation in the
-world because, perhaps, the most forcefully intellectual.</p>
-
-<p>How different is the very atmosphere of it from
-America. The great open common about this house
-smacked of English individuality, leisure, order, stratification—anything
-you will. The atmosphere was mistily
-damp, the sun at best a golden haze. All the bare trees
-were covered with a thin coating of almost spring-green
-moss. The ground was springy, dewy. Rooks were in
-the sky, the trees. Little red houses in the valleys, with
-combination flues done in quaint individual chimney pots
-send upward soft spirals of blue smoke. Laborers, their
-earth-colored trousers strapped just below the knees by a
-small leather strap, appeared ever and anon; housemaids,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_56">56</span>
-spick and span, with black dresses, white aprons, white
-laces in their hair, becoming streamers of linen made into
-large trig bows at their backs, appeared at some door or
-some window of almost every home. The sun glints into
-such orderly, well-dressed windows; the fields suspire
-such dewy fragrances. You can encounter hills of sheep,
-creaking wains, open common land of gorse and wild
-berries. My little master, smartly clad, dashes by on a
-pony; my young mistress looks becomingly gay and
-superior on a Shetland or a cob. A four-year-old has a
-long-eared white donkey to ride. That is England.</p>
-
-<p>How shall it be said—how described? It is so delicate,
-so remote, so refined, so smooth, a pleasant land of
-great verse and great thought.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_57" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_57">57</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_VII">CHAPTER VII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">A GLIMPSE OF LONDON</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap al"><span class="smcap1">After</span> a few days I went to London for the first
-time—I do not count the night of my arrival,
-for I saw nothing but the railway terminus—and,
-I confess, I was not impressed as much as
-I might have been. I could not help thinking on
-this first morning, as we passed from Paddington,
-via Hyde Park, Marble Arch, Park Lane, Brook
-Street, Grosvenor Square, Berkeley Square, Piccadilly
-and other streets to Regent Street and the neighborhood
-of the Carlton Hotel, that it was beautiful, spacious,
-cleanly, dignified and well ordered, but not astonishingly
-imposing. Fortunately it was a bright and comfortable
-morning and the air was soft. There was a faint bluish
-haze over the city, which I took to be smoke; and certainly
-it smelled as though it were smoky. I had a sense
-of great life but not of crowded life, if I manage to make
-myself clear by that. It seemed to me at first blush as
-if the city might be so vast that no part was important.
-At every turn Barfleur, who was my ever-present monitor,
-was explaining, “Now this that we are coming to,”
-or “This that we are passing,” or “This is so and so;”
-and so we sped by interesting things, the city impressing
-me in a vague way but meaning very little at the moment.
-We must have passed through a long stretch of Piccadilly,
-for Barfleur pointed out a line of clubs, naming them—the
-St. James’s Club, the Savile Club, the Lyceum Club,
-and then St. James’s Palace.</p>
-
-<p>I was duly impressed. I was seeing things which,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_58">58</span>
-after all, I thought, did not depend so much upon their
-exterior beauty or vast presence as upon the import
-of their lineage and connections. They were beautiful in
-a low, dark way, and certainly they were tinged with an
-atmosphere of age and respectability. After all, since
-life is a figment of the brain, built-up notions of
-things are really far more impressive in many cases than
-the things themselves. London is a fanfare of great
-names; it is a clatter of vast reputations; it is a swirl of
-memories and celebrated beauties and orders and distinctions.
-It is almost impossible any more to disassociate
-the real from the fictitious or, better, spiritual. There
-is something here which is not of brick and stone at all,
-but which is purely a matter of thought. It is disembodied
-poetry; noble ideas; delicious memories of great
-things; and these, after all, are better than brick and
-stone. The city is low—universally not more than five
-stories high, often not more than two, but it is beautiful.
-And it alternates great spaces with narrow crevices in
-such a way as to give a splendid variety. You can have
-at once a sense of being very crowded and of being very
-free. I can understand now Browning’s desire to include
-“poor old Camberwell” with Italy in the confines of
-romance.</p>
-
-<p>The thing that struck me most in so brief a survey—we
-were surely not more than twenty minutes in
-reaching our destination—was that the buildings were
-largely a golden yellow in color, quite as if they had
-been white and time had stained them. Many other
-buildings looked as though they had been black originally
-and had been daubed white in spots. The truth
-is that it was quite the other way about. They had
-been snow white and had been sooted by the smoke
-until they were now nearly coal black. And only here
-and there had the wind and rain whipped bare white<span class="pagenum" id="Page_59">59</span>
-places which looked like scars or the drippings of lime.
-At first I thought, “How wretched.” Later I thought,
-“This effect is charming.”</p>
-
-<p>We are so used to the new and shiny and tall in
-America, particularly in our larger cities, that it is very
-hard at first to estimate a city of equal or greater rank,
-which is old and low and, to a certain extent, smoky.
-In places there was more beauty, more surety, more dignity,
-more space than most of our cities have to offer.
-The police had an air of dignity and intelligence such as
-I have never seen anywhere in America. The streets
-were beautifully swept and clean; and I saw soldiers here
-and there in fine uniforms, standing outside palaces and
-walking in the public ways. That alone was sufficient
-to differentiate London from any American city. We
-rarely see our soldiers. They are too few. I think what
-I felt most of all was that I could not feel anything very
-definite about so great a city and that there was no use
-trying.</p>
-
-<p>We were soon at the bank where I was to have my
-American order for money cashed; and then, after a
-short walk in a narrow street, we were at the office of
-Barfleur, where I caught my first glimpse of an English
-business house. It was very different from an American
-house of the same kind, for it was in an old and dark
-building of not more than four stories—and set down
-in a narrow angle off the Strand and lighted by
-small lead-paned windows, which in America would
-smack strongly of Revolutionary days. In fact we have
-scarcely any such buildings left. Barfleur’s private offices
-were on the second floor, up a small dingy staircase, and
-the room itself was so small that it surprised me by its
-coziness. I could not call it dingy. It was quaint
-rather, Georgian in its atmosphere, with a small open
-fire glowing in one corner, a great rolltop desk entirely<span class="pagenum" id="Page_60">60</span>
-out of keeping with the place in another, a table, a book-case,
-a number of photographs of celebrities framed, and
-the rest books. I think he apologized for, or explained
-the difference between, this and the average American
-business house, but I do not think explanations are in
-order. London is London. I should be sorry if it were
-exactly like New York, as it may yet become. The
-smallness and quaintness appealed to me as a fit atmosphere
-for a healthy business.</p>
-
-<p>I should say here that this preliminary trip to London
-from Bridgely Level, so far as Barfleur was concerned,
-was intended to accomplish three things: first, to give me
-a preliminary glimpse of London; second, to see that I
-was measured and examined for certain articles of clothing
-in which I was, according to Barfleur, woefully lacking;
-and third, to see that I attended the concert of a certain
-Austrian singer whose singing he thought I might
-enjoy. It was most important that I should go, because
-he had to go; and since all that I did or could do was
-merely grist for my mill, I was delighted to accompany
-him.</p>
-
-<p>Barfleur in many respects, I wish to repeat here, is one
-of the most delightful persons in the world. He is a
-sort of modern Beau Brummel with literary, artistic and
-gormandizing leanings. He loves order and refinement,
-of course,—things in their proper ways and places—as
-he loves life. I suspect him at times of being somewhat
-of a martinet in home and office matters; but I am
-by no means sure that I am not doing him a grave injustice.
-A more even, complaisant, well-mannered and stoical
-soul, who manages to get his way in some fashion or
-other, if it takes him years to do it, I never met. He
-surely has the patience of fate and, I think, the true
-charity of a great heart. Now before I could be properly
-presented in London and elsewhere I needed a long<span class="pagenum" id="Page_61">61</span>
-list of things. So this morning I had much shopping
-to attend to.</p>
-
-<p>Since the matter of English and American money had
-been troubling me from the moment I reached that stage
-on my voyage where I began to pay for things out of my
-own pocket to the ship’s servants, I began complaining of
-my difficulties now. I couldn’t figure out the tips to my
-own satisfaction and this irritated me. I remember urging
-Barfleur to make the whole matter clear to me, which
-he did later. He gave me a typewritten statement as to
-the relative value of the various pieces and what tips I
-should pay and how and when at hotels and country
-houses, and this I followed religiously. Here it is:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<table id="t61" class="narrow" summary="suggested tops">
-<tr>
- <td class="tdc" colspan="2">In leaving the hotel to-morrow, give the following tips:</td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">Maid</td>
- <td class="tdl">3/-</td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">Valet</td>
- <td class="tdl">3/-</td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">Gold Braid</td>
- <td class="tdl">1/-</td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">Porter (who looks after telephone)</td>
- <td class="tdl">1/-</td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl">Outside Man (Doorman)</td>
- <td class="tdl">1/-</td>
-</tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>If you reckon at a hotel to give 9d. a day to the maid and the
-valet, with a minimum of 1/-, you will be doing handsomely.
-On a visit, on the supposition that they have only maids, give
-the two maids whom you are likely to come across 2/6 each,
-when you come away on Monday. (I am speaking of weekends.)
-Longer periods should be figured at 9d. a day. If, on
-the other hand, it is a large establishment—butler and footman—you
-would have to give the butler 10/- and the footman
-5/- for a week-end; for longer periods more.</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>I cannot imagine anything more interesting than being
-introduced as I was by Barfleur to the social character of
-London. He was so intelligent and so very nice about
-it all. “Now, first,” he said, “we will get your glasses
-mended; and then you want a traveling bag; and then
-some ties and socks, and so on. I have an appointment<span class="pagenum" id="Page_62">62</span>
-with you at your tailor’s at eleven o’clock, where you are
-to be measured for your waistcoats, and at eleven-thirty
-at your furrier’s, where you are to be measured for your
-fur coat,” and so on and so forth. “Well, come along.
-We’ll be off.”</p>
-
-<p>I have to smile when I think of it, for I, of all people,
-am the least given to this matter of proper dressing
-and self-presentation, and Barfleur, within reasonable
-limits, represents the other extreme. To him, as I have
-said, these things are exceedingly important. The delicate
-manner in which he indicated and urged me into
-getting the things which would be all right, without
-openly insisting on them, was most pleasing. “In England,
-you know,” he would hint, “it isn’t quite good
-form to wear a heavy striped tie with a frock coat—never
-a straight black; and we never tie them in that
-fashion—always a simple knot.” My socks had to be
-striped for morning wear and my collars winged, else
-I was in very bad form indeed. I fell into the habit
-of asking, “What now?”</p>
-
-<p>London streets and shops as I first saw them interested
-me greatly. I saw at once more uniforms than one
-would ordinarily see in New York, and more high hats
-and, presumably,—I could not tell for the overcoats—cutaway
-coats. The uniforms were of mail-men, porters,
-messenger-boys and soldiers; and all being different
-from what I had been accustomed to, they
-interested me—the mail-men particularly, with a service
-helmet cut square off at the top; and the little messenger
-boys, with their tambourine caps cocked joyously
-over one ear, amused me; the policeman’s helmet strap
-under his chin was new and diverting.</p>
-
-<p>In the stores the clerks first attracted my attention,
-but I may say the stores and shops themselves,
-after New York, seemed small and old. New<span class="pagenum" id="Page_63">63</span>
-York is so new; the space given to the more important
-shops is so considerable. In London it struck me that
-the space was not much and that the woodwork and walls
-were dingy. One can tell by the feel of a place whether
-it is exceptional and profitable, and all of these were that;
-but they were dingy. The English clerk, too, had an air
-of civility, I had almost said servility, which was different.
-They looked to me like individuals born to a
-condition and a point of view; and I think they are.
-In America any clerk may subsequently be anything he
-chooses (ability guaranteed), but I’m not so sure that
-this is true in England. Anyhow, the American clerk
-always looks his possibilities—his problematic future;
-the English clerk looks as if he were to be one indefinitely.</p>
-
-<p>We were through with this round by one o’clock, and
-Barfleur explained that we would go to a certain very
-well-known hotel grill.</p>
-
-<p>The hotel, after its fashion—the grill—was a distinct
-blow. I had fancied that I was going to see something
-on the order of the luxurious new hotel in New York—certainly
-as resplendent, let us say, as our hotels of the
-lower first class. Not so. It could be compared, and I
-think fairly so, only to our hotels of the second or third
-class. There was the same air of age here that there was
-about our old but very excellent hotels in New York.
-The woodwork was plain, the decorations simple.</p>
-
-<p>As for the crowd, well, Barfleur stated that it might be
-smart and it might not. Certain publishers, rich Jewish
-merchants, a few actors and some Americans would
-probably be here. This grill was affected by the foreign
-element. The <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">maître d’hôtel</i> was French, of course—a
-short, fat, black-whiskered man who amused me
-by his urbanity. The waiters were, I believe, German,
-as they are largely in London and elsewhere in England.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_64">64</span>
-One might almost imagine Germany intended invading
-England via its waiters. The china and plate were simple
-and inexpensive, almost poor. A great hotel can
-afford to be simple. We had what we would have had
-at any good French restaurant, and the crowd was rather
-commonplace-looking to me. Several American girls
-came in and they were good-looking, smart but silly. I
-cannot say that I was impressed at all, and my subsequent
-experiences confirm that feeling. I am inclined to think
-that London hasn’t one hotel of the material splendor
-of the great new hotels in New York. But let that go for
-the present.</p>
-
-<p>While we were sipping coffee Barfleur told me of a
-Mrs. W., a friend of his whom I was to meet. She was,
-he said, a lion-hunter. She tried to make her somewhat
-interesting personality felt in so large a sea as London
-by taking up with promising talent before it was already
-a commonplace. I believe it was arranged over the
-’phone then that I should lunch there—at Mrs. W.’s—the
-following day at one and be introduced to a certain
-Lady R., who was known as a patron of the arts, and a
-certain Miss H., an interesting English type. I was
-pleased with the idea of going. I had never seen an
-English lady lion-hunter. I had never met English ladies
-of the types of Lady R. and Miss H. There might be
-others present. I was also informed that Mrs. W. was
-really not English but Danish; but she and her husband,
-who was also Danish and a wealthy broker, had resided
-in London so long that they were to all intents and purposes
-English, and in addition to being rich they were in
-rather interesting standing socially.</p>
-
-<p>After luncheon we went to hear a certain Miss T.,
-an Austrian of about thirty years of age, sing at some
-important hall in London—Bechstein Hall, I believe it
-was,—and on the way I was told something of her. It<span class="pagenum" id="Page_65">65</span>
-seemed that she was very promising—a great success
-in Germany and elsewhere as a concert-singer—and
-that she might be coming to America at some time or
-other. Barfleur had known her in Paris. He seemed
-to think I would like her. We went and I heard a very
-lovely set of songs—oh, quite delightful, rendered in a
-warm, sympathetic, enthusiastic manner, and representing
-the most characteristic type of German love sentiment.
-It is a peculiar sentiment—tender, wistful, smacking of
-the sun at evening and lovely water on which the moon
-is shining. German sentiment verges on the mushy—is
-always close to tears—but anything more expressive
-of a certain phase of life I do not know.</p>
-
-<p>Miss T. sang forcefully, joyously, vigorously, and I
-wished sincerely to meet her and tell her so; but that was
-not to be, then.</p>
-
-<p>As we made our way to Paddington Barfleur, brisk and
-smiling, asked:</p>
-
-<p>“Were you amused?”</p>
-
-<p>“Quite.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, then this afternoon was not wasted. I shall
-always be satisfied if you are amused.”</p>
-
-<p>I smiled, and we rode sleepily back to Bridgely Level
-to dine and thence to bed.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_66" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_66">66</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_VIII">CHAPTER VIII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">A LONDON DRAWING-ROOM</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap i"><span class="smcap1">I recall</span> the next day, Sunday, with as much interest
-as any date, for on that day at one-thirty I encountered
-my first London drawing-room. I recall
-now as a part of this fortunate adventure that we had
-been talking of a new development in French art, which
-Barfleur approved in part and disapproved in part—the
-Post-Impressionists; and there was mention also of the
-Cubists—a still more radical departure from conventional
-forms, in which, if my impressions are correct, the
-artist passes from any attempt at transcribing the visible
-scene and becomes wholly geometric, metaphysical and
-symbolic.</p>
-
-<p>When I reached the house of Mrs. W., which was in
-one of those lovely squares that constitute such a striking
-feature of the West End, I was ushered upstairs to the
-drawing-room, where I found my host, a rather practical,
-shrewd-looking Dane, and his less obviously Danish
-wife.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Mr. Der<em>riz</em>er,” exclaimed my hostess on sight,
-as she came forward to greet me, a decidedly engaging
-woman of something over forty, with bronze hair and
-ruddy complexion. Her gown of green silk, cut after
-the latest mode, stamped her in my mind as of a romantic,
-artistic, eager disposition.</p>
-
-<p>“You must come and tell us at once what you think
-of the picture we are discussing. It is downstairs.
-Lady R. is there and Miss H. We are trying to see if
-we can get a better light on it. Mr. Barfleur has told me<span class="pagenum" id="Page_67">67</span>
-of you. You are from America. You must tell us how
-you like London, after you see the Degas.”</p>
-
-<p>I think I liked this lady thoroughly at a glance and
-felt at home with her, for I know the type. It is the
-mobile, artistic type, with not much practical judgment
-in great matters, but bubbling with enthusiasm, temperament,
-life.</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly—delighted. I know too little of London
-to talk of it. I shall be interested in your picture.”</p>
-
-<p>We had reached the main floor by this time.</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Der<em>riz</em>er, the Lady R.”</p>
-
-<p>A modern suggestion of the fair Jahane, tall, astonishingly
-lissom, done—as to clothes—after the best manner
-of the romanticists—such was the Lady R. A more
-fascinating type—from the point of view of stagecraft—I
-never saw. And the languor and lofty elevation
-of her gestures and eyebrows defy description. She
-could say, “Oh, I am so weary of all this,” with a slight
-elevation of her eyebrows a hundred times more definitely
-and forcefully than if it had been shouted in stentorian
-tones through a megaphone.</p>
-
-<p>She gave me the fingers of an archly poised hand.</p>
-
-<p>“It is a pleasure!”</p>
-
-<p>“And Miss H., Mr. Der<em>riz</em>er.”</p>
-
-<p>“I am very pleased!”</p>
-
-<p>A pink, slim lily of a woman, say twenty-eight or
-thirty, very fragile-seeming, very Dresden-china-like
-as to color, a dream of light and Tyrian blue with some
-white interwoven, very keen as to eye, the perfection of
-hauteur as to manner, so well-bred that her voice seemed
-subtly suggestive of it all—that was Miss H.</p>
-
-<p>To say that I was interested in this company is putting
-it mildly. The three women were so distinct, so individual,
-so characteristic, each in a different way. The
-Lady R. was all peace and repose—statuesque, weary,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_68">68</span>
-dark. Miss H. was like a ray of sunshine, pure morning
-light, delicate, gay, mobile. Mrs. W. was of thicker
-texture, redder blood, more human fire. She had a
-vigor past the comprehension of either, if not their subtlety
-of intellect—which latter is often so much better.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. W. stood in the background, a short, stocky gentleman,
-a little bored by the trivialities of the social
-world.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, yes. Daygah! You like Daygah, no doubt,”
-interpolated Mrs. W., recalling us. “A lovely pigture,
-don’t you think? Such color! such depth! such sympathy
-of treatment! Oh!”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. W.’s hands were up in a pretty artistic gesture
-of delight.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes,” continued the Lady R., taking up the rapture.
-“It is saw human—saw perfect in its harmony.
-The hair—it is divine! And the poor man! he lives
-alone now, in Paris, quite dreary, not seeing any one.
-Aw, the tragedy of it! The tragedy of it!” A delicately
-carved vanity-box she carried, of some odd workmanship—blue
-and white enamel, with points of coral
-in it—was lifted in one hand as expressing her great
-distress. I confess I was not much moved and I looked
-quickly at Miss H. Her eyes, it seemed to me, held a
-subtle, apprehending twinkle.</p>
-
-<p>“And you!” It was Mrs. W. addressing me.</p>
-
-<p>“It is impressive, I think. I do not know as much
-of his work as I might, I am sorry to say.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, he is marvelous, wonderful! I am transported
-by the beauty and the depth of it all!” It was Mrs. W.
-talking and I could not help rejoicing in the quality of
-her accent. Nothing is so pleasing to me in a woman of
-culture and refinement as that additional tang of remoteness
-which a foreign accent lends. If only all the lovely,
-cultured women of the world could speak with a foreign<span class="pagenum" id="Page_69">69</span>
-accent in their native tongue I would like it better. It
-lends a touch of piquancy not otherwise obtainable.</p>
-
-<p>Our luncheon party was complete now and we would
-probably have gone immediately into the dining-room
-except for another picture—by Piccasso. Let me repeat
-here that before Barfleur called my attention to
-Piccasso’s cubical uncertainty in the London Exhibition, I
-had never heard of him. Here in a dark corner of the
-room was the nude torso of a consumptive girl, her ribs
-showing, her cheeks colorless and sunken, her nose a
-wasted point, her eyes as hungry and sharp and lustrous
-as those of a bird. Her hair was really no hair—strings.
-And her thin bony arms and shoulders were
-pathetic, decidedly morbid in their quality. To add to the
-morgue-like aspect of the composition, the picture was
-painted in a pale bluish-green key.</p>
-
-<p>I wish to state here that now, after some little lapse
-of time, this conception—the thought and execution of
-it—is growing upon me. I am not sure that this work
-which has rather haunted me is not much more than a
-protest—the expression and realization of a great temperament.
-But at the moment it struck me as dreary,
-gruesome, decadent, and I said as much when asked for
-my impression.</p>
-
-<p>“Gloomy! Morbid!” Mrs. W. fired in her quite
-lovely accent. “What has that to do with art?”</p>
-
-<p>“Luncheon is served, Madam!”</p>
-
-<p>The double doors of the dining-room were flung open.</p>
-
-<p>I found myself sitting between Mrs. W. and Miss H.</p>
-
-<p>“I was so glad to hear you say you didn’t like it,”
-Miss H. applauded, her eyes sparkling, her lip moving
-with a delicate little smile. “You know, I abhor those
-things. They <em>are</em> decadent like the rest of France and
-England. We are going backward instead of forward—I
-am quite sure. We have not the force we once had.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_70">70</span>
-It is all a race after pleasure and living and an interest
-in subjects of that kind. I am quite sure it isn’t healthy,
-normal art. I am sure life is better and brighter than
-that.”</p>
-
-<p>“I am inclined to think so, at times, myself,” I replied.</p>
-
-<p>We talked further and I learned to my surprise that
-she suspected England to be decadent as a whole, falling
-behind in brain, brawn and spirit and that she thought
-America was much better.</p>
-
-<p>“Do you know,” she observed, “I really think it would
-be a very good thing for us if we were conquered by
-Germany.”</p>
-
-<p>I had found here, I fancied, some one who was really
-thinking for herself and a very charming young lady in
-the bargain. She was quick, apprehensive, all for a
-heartier point of view. I am not sure now that she was
-not merely being nice to me, and that anyhow she is
-not all wrong, and that the heartier point of view is the
-courage which can front life unashamed; which sees the
-divinity of fact and of beauty in the utmost seeming
-tragedy. Piccasso’s grim presentation of decay and
-degradation is beginning to teach me something—the
-marvelous perfection of the spirit which is concerned
-with neither perfection, nor decay, but life. It haunts
-me.</p>
-
-<p>The charming luncheon was quickly over and I think
-I gathered a very clear impression of the status of my
-host and hostess from their surroundings. Mr. W. was
-evidently liberal in his understanding of what constitutes
-a satisfactory home. It was not exceptional in that it
-differed greatly from the prevailing standard of luxury.
-But assuredly it was all in sharp contrast to Piccasso’s
-grim representation of life and Degas’s revolutionary
-opposition to conventional standards.</p>
-
-<div id="if_i_70" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 41em;">
- <img src="images/i_070.jpg" width="1940" height="1630" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">“I like it,” he pronounced. “The note is somber,
-but it is excellent work”</div></div>
-
-<p>Another man now made his appearance—an artist.
-I shall not forget him soon, for you do not often meet
-people who have the courage to appear at Sunday afternoons
-in a shabby workaday business suit, unpolished
-shoes, a green neckerchief in lieu of collar and tie, and
-cuffless sleeves. I admired the quality, the workmanship
-of the silver-set scarab which held his green linen
-neckerchief together, but I was a little puzzled as to
-whether he was very poor and his presence insisted upon,
-or comfortably progressive and indifferent to conventional
-dress. His face and body were quite thin; his
-hands delicate. He had an apprehensive eye that rarely
-met one’s direct gaze.</p>
-
-<p>“Do you think art really needs that?” Miss H. asked
-me. She was alluding to the green linen handkerchief.</p>
-
-<p>“I admire the courage. It is at least individual.”</p>
-
-<p>“It is after George Bernard Shaw. It has been done
-before,” replied Miss H.</p>
-
-<p>“Then it requires almost more courage,” I replied.</p>
-
-<p>Here Mrs. W. moved the sad excerpt from the morgue
-to the center of the room that he of the green neckerchief
-might gaze at it.</p>
-
-<p>“I like it,” he pronounced. “The note is somber, but
-it is excellent work.”</p>
-
-<p>Then he took his departure with interesting abruptness.
-Soon the Lady R. was extending her hand in an
-almost pathetic farewell. Her voice was lofty, sad, sustained.
-I wish I could describe it. There was just a
-suggestion of Lady Macbeth in the sleep-walking scene.
-As she made her slow, graceful exit I wanted to applaud
-loudly.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. W. turned to me as the nearest source of interest
-and I realized with horror that she was going to fling
-her Piccasso at my head again and with as much haste
-as was decent I, too, took my leave.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_72" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_72">72</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_IX">CHAPTER IX<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">CALLS</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">It</span> was one evening shortly after I had lunched with
-Mrs. W. that Barfleur and I dined with Miss E., the
-young actress who had come over on the steamer
-with us. It was interesting to find her in her own rather
-smart London quarters surrounded by maid and cook,
-and with male figures of the usual ornamental sort in the
-immediate background. One of them was a ruddy, handsome,
-slightly corpulent French count of manners the
-pink of perfection. He looked for all the world like the
-French counts introduced into American musical comedy,—just
-the right type of collar about his neck, the perfect
-shoe, the close-fitting, well-tailored suit, the mustachios
-and hair barbered to the last touch. He was charming,
-too, in his easy, gracious aloofness, saying only the few
-things that would be of momentary interest and pressing
-nothing.</p>
-
-<p>Miss E. had prepared an appetizing luncheon. She had
-managed to collect a group of interesting people—a Mr.
-T., for instance, whose <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">bête noire</i> was clergymen and who
-stood prepared by collected newspaper clippings and court
-proceedings, gathered over a period of years, to prove
-that all ecclesiastics were scoundrels. He had, as he
-insisted, amazing data, showing that the most perverted
-of all English criminals were usually sons of
-bishops and that the higher you rose in the scale of hieratic
-authority the worse were the men in charge. The
-delightful part of it all was the man’s profound seriousness
-of manner, a thin, magnetic, albeit candle-waxy type
-of person of about sixty-five who had the force and enthusiasm
-of a boy.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_73">73</span></p>
-
-<p>“Ah, yes,” you would hear him exclaim often during
-lunch, “I know him well. A greater scoundrel never
-lived. His father is bishop of Wimbledon”—or, for
-variation—“his father was once rector of Christ
-Church, Mayfair.”</p>
-
-<p>There was a thin, hard, literary lady present, of the
-obviously and militantly virgin type. She was at the
-foot of the table, next to the count, but we fell into a
-discussion of the English woman’s-suffrage activity
-under his very nose, the while he talked lightly to Barfleur.
-She was for more freedom for women, politically
-and otherwise, in order that they might accomplish certain
-social reforms. You know the type. How like a sympathetic
-actress, I thought, to pick a lady of this character
-to associate with! One always finds these opposing
-types together.</p>
-
-<p>The thing that interested me was to see this charming
-little actress keeping up as smart a social form as her
-means would permit and still hoping after years of
-effort and considerable success to be taken up and made
-much of. She could not have been made to believe
-that society, in its last reaches, is composed of dullness
-and heaviness of soul, which responds to no schools
-of the unconventional or the immoral and knows
-neither flights of fancy nor delicacy and tenderness of
-emotion.</p>
-
-<p>Individuals like Miss E. think, somehow, that if they
-achieve a certain artistic success they will be admitted
-everywhere. Dear aspiring little Miss E.! She could
-hardly have been persuaded that there are walls that are
-never scaled by art. And morality, any more than immorality
-or religion, has nothing to do with some other
-walls. Force is the thing. And the ultimate art force
-she did not possess. If she had, she would have been admitted
-to a certain interchange in certain fields. Society<span class="pagenum" id="Page_74">74</span>
-is composed of slightly interchanging groups, some members
-of which enter all, most members of which never
-venture beyond their immediate individual circle. And
-only the most catholic minded and energetic would attempt
-or care to bother with the labor of keeping in touch
-with more than one single agreeable circle.</p>
-
-<p>Another evening I went with Barfleur to call on two
-professional critics, one working in the field of literature,
-the other in art exclusively. I mention these
-two men and their labors because they were very
-interesting to me, representing as they did two fields of
-artistic livelihood in London and both making moderate
-incomes, not large, but sufficient to live on in a simple
-way. They were men of mettle, as I discovered, urgent,
-thinking types of mind, quarreling to a certain extent
-with life and fate, and doing their best to read this very
-curious riddle of existence.</p>
-
-<p>These two men lived in charming, though small quarters,
-not far from fashionable London, on the fringe of
-ultra-respectability, if not of it. Mr. F. was a conservative
-man, thirty-two or thirty-three years of age, pale,
-slender, remote, artistic. Mr. Tyne was in character not
-unlike Mr. F., I should have said, though he was the
-older man—artistic, remote, ostensibly cultivated, living
-and doing all the refined things on principle more than
-anything else.</p>
-
-<p>It amuses me now when I think of it, for of course
-neither of these gentlemen cared for me in the least,
-beyond a mild curiosity as to what I was like, but they
-were exceedingly pleasant. How did I like London?
-What did I think of the English? How did London
-contrast with New York? What were some of the
-things I had seen?</p>
-
-<div id="if_i_74" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 30em;">
- <img src="images/i_074.jpg" width="1420" height="1727" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">Hoped for the day when the issue might
-be tried out physically</div></div>
-
-<p>I stated as succinctly as I could, that I was puzzled in
-my mind as to what I did think, as I am generally by this
-phantasmagoria called life, while Mr. Tyne served an
-opening glass of port and I toasted my feet before a
-delicious grate-fire. Already, as I have indicated in a
-way, I had decided that England was deficient in the
-vitality which America now possesses—certainly deficient
-in the raw creative imagination which is producing
-so many new things in America, but far superior in what,
-for want of a better phrase, I must call social organization
-as it relates to social and commercial interchange
-generally. Something has developed in the English
-social consciousness a sense of responsibility. I really
-think that the English climate has had a great deal to do
-with this. It is so uniformly damp and cold and raw that
-it has produced a sober-minded race. When subsequently
-I encountered the climates of Paris, Rome and
-the Riviera I realized quite clearly how impossible it
-would be to produce the English temperament there.
-One can see the dark, moody, passionate temperament
-of the Italian evolving to perfection under their brilliant
-skies. The wine-like atmosphere of Paris speaks for
-itself. London is what it is, and the Englishmen likewise,
-because of the climate in which they have been
-reared.</p>
-
-<p>I said something to this effect without calling forth
-much protest, but when I ventured that the English might
-possibly be falling behind in the world’s race and that
-other nations—such as the Germans and the Americans—might
-rapidly be displacing them, I evoked a storm of
-opposition. The sedate Mr. F. rose to this argument. It
-began at the dinner-table and was continued in the general
-living-room later. He scoffed at the suggestion that the
-Germans could possibly conquer or displace England, and
-hoped for the day when the issue might be tried out
-physically. Mr. Tyne good-humoredly spoke of the long
-way America had to go before it could achieve any social<span class="pagenum" id="Page_76">76</span>
-importance even within itself. It was a thrashing whirlpool
-of foreign elements. He had recently been to the
-United States, and in one of the British quarterlies then
-on the stands was a long estimate by him of America’s
-weaknesses and potentialities. He poked fun at the
-careless, insulting manners of the people, their love of
-show, their love of praise. No Englishman, having
-tasted the comforts of civilized life in England, could
-ever live happily in America. There was no such thing
-as a serving class. He objected to American business
-methods as he had encountered them, and I could see
-that he really disliked America. To a certain extent he
-disliked me for being an American, and resented my
-modest literary reputation for obtruding itself upon England.
-I enjoyed these two men as exceedingly able combatants—men
-against whose wits I could sharpen my
-own.</p>
-
-<p>I mention them because, in a measure, they suggested
-the literary and artistic atmosphere of London.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_77" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_77">77</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_X">CHAPTER X<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">SOME MORE ABOUT LONDON</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap al"><span class="smcap1">“London</span> sings in my ears.” I remember writing
-this somewhere about the fourth or fifth day of
-my stay. It was delicious, the sense of novelty
-and wonder it gave me. I am one of those who have
-been raised on Dickens and Thackeray and Lamb, but
-I must confess I found little to corroborate the world of
-vague impressions I had formed. Novels are a mere
-expression of temperament anyhow.</p>
-
-<p>New York and America are all so new, so lustful of
-change. Here, in these streets, when you walk out of a
-morning or an evening, you feel a pleasing stability.
-London is not going to change under your very eyes.
-You are not going to turn your back to find, on looking
-again, a whole sky line effaced. The city is restful,
-naïve, in a way tender and sweet like an old song. London
-is more fatalistic and therefore less hopeful than
-New York.</p>
-
-<p>One of the first things that impressed me, as I have said,
-was the grayish tinge of smoke that was over everything—a
-faint haze—and the next that as a city, street for
-street and square for square, it was not so strident as New
-York or Chicago—not nearly so harsh. The traffic was
-less noisy, the people more thoughtful and considerate,
-the so-called rush, which characterizes New York, less
-foolish. There is something rowdyish and ill-mannered
-about the street life of American cities. This was not
-true here. It struck me as simple, sedate, thoughtful,
-and I could only conclude that it sprang from a less stirring
-atmosphere of opportunity. I fancy it is harder to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_78">78</span>
-get along in London. People do not change from one
-thing to another so much. The world there is more fixed
-in a pathetic routine, and people are more conscious of
-their so-called “betters.” In so far as I could judge on
-so short a notice, London seemed to me to represent a
-mood—a uniform, aware, conservative state of being,
-neither brilliant nor gay anywhere, though interesting always.
-About Piccadilly Circus, Trafalgar Square, Leicester
-Square, Charing Cross, and the Strand I suppose
-the average Londoner would insist that London is very
-gay; but I could not see it. Certainly it was not gay as
-similar sections in New York are gay. It is not in the
-Londoner himself to be so. He is solid, hard, phlegmatic,
-a little dreary, like a certain type of rain-bird or
-Northern loon, content to make the best of a rather
-dreary situation. I hope not, but I felt it to be true.</p>
-
-<p>I do not believe that it is given any writer to wholly
-suggest a city. The mind is like a voracious fish—it
-would like to eat up all the experiences and characteristics
-of a city or a nation, but this, fortunately, is not
-possible. My own mind was busy pounding at the gates
-of fact, but during all the while I was there I got but a
-little way. I remember being struck with the nature of
-St. James’s Park which was near my hotel, the great
-column to the Duke of Marlborough, at the end of the
-street, the whirl of life in Trafalgar Square and Piccadilly
-Circus which were both very near. The offices I visited
-in various nearby streets interested me, and the storm
-of cabs which whirled by all the corners of the region of
-my hotel. It was described to me as the center of London;
-and I am quite sure it was—for clubs, theaters, hotels,
-smart shops and the like were all here. The heavy trading
-section was further east along the banks of the Thames,
-and between that and Regent Street, where my little hotel
-was located, lay the financial section, sprawling around St.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_79">79</span>
-Paul’s Cathedral and the Bank of England. One could
-go out of this great central world easily enough—but it
-was only, apparently, to get into minor centers such as
-that about Victoria Station, Kensington, Paddington,
-Liverpool Street, and the Elephant and Castle.</p>
-
-<p>I may be mistaken, but London did not seem either so
-hard or foreign to me as New York. I have lived in New
-York for years and years and yet I do not feel that it is
-My city. One always feels in New York, for some reason,
-as though he might be put out, or even thrown
-out. There is such a perpetual and heavy invasion of the
-stranger. Here in London I could not help feeling off-hand
-as though things were rather stable and that I was
-welcome in the world’s great empire city on almost any
-basis on which I wished myself taken. That sense of
-civility and courtesy to which I have already so often referred
-was everywhere noticeable in mail-men, policemen,
-clerks, servants. Alas, when I think of New York,
-how its rudeness, in contrast, shocks me! At home I do
-not mind. With all the others I endure it. Here in
-London for the first time in almost any great city I really
-felt at home.</p>
-
-<p>But the distances! and the various plexi of streets!
-and the endless directions in which one could go! Lord!
-Lord! how they confounded me. It may seem odd to
-make separate comment on something so thoroughly involved
-with everything else in a trip of this kind as the
-streets of London; but nevertheless they contrasted so
-strangely with those of other cities I have seen that I am
-forced to comment on them. For one thing, they are
-seldom straight for any distance and they change their
-names as frequently and as unexpectedly as a thief.
-Bond Street speedily becomes Old Bond Street or New
-Bond Street, according to the direction in which you are
-going; and I never could see why the Strand should turn<span class="pagenum" id="Page_80">80</span>
-into Fleet Street as it went along, and then into Ludgate
-Hill, and then into Cannon Street. Neither could I understand
-why Whitechapel Road should change to Mile
-End Road, but that is neither here nor there. The thing
-that interested me about London was that it was endless
-and that there were no high buildings—nothing over
-four or five stories as a rule—though now and then you
-actually find eight- and nine-story buildings—and that
-it was homey and simple and sad in some respects. I
-remember thinking how gloomy were some of the figures
-I saw trudging here and there in the smoke-grayed
-streets and the open park spaces. I never saw such
-sickly, shabby, run-down-at-the-heels, decayed figures in
-all my life—figures from which all sap and juice and the
-freshness of youth and even manhood had long since departed.
-Men and women they were who seemed to
-emerge out of gutters and cellars where could be neither
-light nor freshness nor any sense of hope or care,
-but only eloquent misery. “Merciful heaven!” I said
-to myself more than once, “is this the figure of a man?”
-That is what life does to some of us. It drains us as
-dry as the sickled wheat stalks and leaves us to blow in
-wintry winds. Or it poisons us and allows us to fester
-and decay within our own skins.</p>
-
-<p>But mostly I have separate, vivid pictures of London—individual
-things that I saw, idle, pointless things
-that I did, which cheer and amuse and please me even now
-whenever I think of them. Thus I recall venturing one
-noon into one of the Lyons restaurants just above Regent
-Street in Piccadilly and being struck with the size and
-importance of it even though it was intensely middle
-class. It was a great chamber, decorated after the fashion
-of a palace ball-room, with immense chandeliers of
-prismed glass hanging from the ceiling, and a balcony
-furnished in cream and gold where other tables were set,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_81">81</span>
-and where a large stringed orchestra played continuously
-during lunch and dinner. An enormous crowd of very
-commonplace people were there—clerks, minor officials,
-clergymen, small shop-keepers—and the bill of fare was
-composed of many homely dishes such as beef-and-kidney
-pie, suet pudding, and the like—combined with others
-bearing high-sounding French names. I mention this
-Lyons restaurant because there were several quite like it,
-and because it catered to an element not reached in quite
-the same way in America. In spite of the lifted eyebrows
-with which Barfleur greeted my announcement that I
-had been there, the food was excellent; and the service,
-while a little slow for a place of popular patronage, was
-good. I recall being amused by the tall, thin, solemn
-English head-waiters in frock coats, leading the exceedingly
-<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">bourgeois</i> customers to their tables. The English
-curate with his shovel hat was here in evidence and the
-minor clerk. I found great pleasure in studying this
-world, listening to the music, and thinking of the vast
-ramifications of London which it represented; for every
-institution of this kind represents a perfect world of
-people.</p>
-
-<p>Another afternoon I went to the new Roman Catholic
-Cathedral in Westminster to hear a fourteenth-century
-chant which was given between two and three by a company
-of monks who were attached to the church. In
-the foggy London atmosphere a church of this size
-takes on great gloom, and the sound of these voices
-rolling about in it was very impressive. Religion
-seems of so little avail these days, however, that I wondered
-why money should be invested in any such structure
-or liturgy. Or why able-bodied, evidently material-minded
-men should concern themselves with any such
-procedure. There were scarcely a half-dozen people
-present, if so many; and yet this vast edifice echoes every<span class="pagenum" id="Page_82">82</span>
-day at this hour with these voices—a company of twenty
-or thirty fat monks who seemingly might be engaged in
-something better. Of religion—the spirit as opposed
-to the form—one might well guess that there was little.</p>
-
-<p>From the cathedral I took a taxi, and bustling down
-Victoria Street, past the Houses of Parliament and into
-the Strand, came eventually to St. Paul’s. Although it
-was only four o’clock, this huge structure was growing
-dusky, and the tombs of Wellington and Marlborough
-were already dim. The organist allowed me to sit in
-the choir stalls with the choristers—a company of boys
-who entered, after a time, headed by deacons and sub-deacons
-and possibly a canon. A solitary circle of electric
-bulbs flamed gloomily overhead. By the light of
-this we were able to make out the liturgy covering this
-service—the psalms and prayers which swept sonorously
-through the building. As in the Roman Catholic
-Cathedral, I was impressed with the darkness and space
-and also, though not so much for some reason (temperamental
-inclination perhaps), with the futility of the procedure.
-There are some eight million people in London,
-but there were only twenty-five or thirty here, and I was
-told that this service was never much more popular. On
-occasions the church is full enough—full to overflowing—but
-not at this time of day. The best that I could say
-for it was that it had a lovely, artistic import which
-ought to be encouraged; and no doubt it is so viewed
-by those in authority. As a spectacle seen from the
-Thames or other sections of the city, the dome of St.
-Paul’s is impressive, and as an example of English architecture
-it is dignified—though in my judgment not to
-be compared with either Canterbury or Salisbury. But
-the interesting company of noble dead, the fact that the
-public now looks upon it as a national mausoleum and
-that it is a monument to the genius of Christopher Wren,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_83">83</span>
-makes it worth while. Compared with other cathedrals
-I saw, its chief charm was its individuality. In actual
-beauty it is greatly surpassed by the pure Gothic or Byzantine
-or Greek examples of other cities.</p>
-
-<p>One evening I went with a friend of mine to visit the
-House of Parliament, that noble pile of buildings on the
-banks of the Thames. For days I had been skirting
-about them, interested in other things. The clock-tower,
-with its great round clock-face,—twenty-three feet in
-diameter, some one told me,—had been staring me in the
-face over a stretch of park space and intervening buildings
-on such evenings as Parliament was in session, and
-I frequently debated with myself whether I should trouble
-to go or not, even if some one invited me. I grow
-so weary of standard, completed things at times! However,
-I did go. It came about through the Hon. T. P.
-O’Connor, M.P., an old admirer of “Sister Carrie,”
-who, hearing that I was in London, invited me. He had
-just finished reading “Jennie Gerhardt” the night I met
-him, and I shall never forget the kindly glow of his face
-as, on meeting me in the dining-room of the House of
-Commons, he exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, the biographer of that poor girl! And how
-charming she was, too! Ah me! Ah me!”</p>
-
-<p>I can hear the soft brogue in his voice yet, and see the
-gay romance of his Irish eye. Are not the Irish all in-born
-cavaliers, anyhow?</p>
-
-<p>I had been out in various poor sections of the city
-all day, speculating on that shabby mass that have nothing,
-know nothing, dream nothing; or do they? It was most
-depressing, as dark fell, to return through long, humble
-streets alive with a home-hurrying mass of people—clouds
-of people not knowing whence they came or why.
-And now I was to return and go to dine where the laws
-are made for all England.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_84">84</span></p>
-
-<p>I was escorted by another friend, a Mr. M., since dead,
-who was, when I reached the hotel, quite disturbed lest we
-be late. I like the man who takes society and social
-forms seriously, though I would not be that man for all
-the world. M. was one such. He was, if you please, a
-stickler for law and order. The Houses of Parliament
-and the repute of the Hon. T. P. O’Connor meant much
-to him. I can see O’Connor’s friendly, comprehensive
-eye understanding it all—understanding in his deep,
-literary way why it should be so.</p>
-
-<p>As I hurried through Westminster Hall, the great general
-entrance, once itself the ancient Parliament of England,
-the scene of the deposition of Edward II, of the
-condemnation of Charles I, of the trial of Warren Hastings,
-and the poling of the exhumed head of Cromwell,
-I was thinking, thinking, thinking. What is a place like
-this, anyhow, but a fanfare of names? If you know history,
-the long, strange tangle of steps or actions by which
-life ambles crab-wise from nothing to nothing, you know
-that it is little more than this. The present places are the
-thing, the present forms, salaries, benefices, and that
-dream of the mind which makes it all into something.
-As I walked through into Central Hall, where we had to
-wait until Mr. O’Connor was found, I studied the high,
-groined arches, the Gothic walls, the graven figures of the
-general anteroom. It was all rich, gilded, dark, lovely.
-And about me was a room full of men all titillating with a
-sense of their own importance—commoners, lords possibly,
-call-boys, ushers, and here and there persons crying
-of “Division! Division!” while a bell somewhere
-clanged raucously.</p>
-
-<p>“There’s a vote on,” observed Mr. M. “Perhaps
-they won’t find him right away. Never mind; he’ll
-come.”</p>
-
-<p>He did come finally, with, after his first greetings, a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_85">85</span>
-“Well, now we’ll ate, drink, and be merry,” and then we
-went in.</p>
-
-<p>At table, being an old member of Parliament, he explained
-many things swiftly and interestingly, how the
-buildings were arranged, the number of members, the
-procedure, and the like. He was, he told me, a member
-from Liverpool, which, by the way, returns some Irish
-members, which struck me as rather strange for an English
-city.</p>
-
-<p>“Not at all, not at all. The English like the Irish—at
-times,” he added softly.</p>
-
-<p>“I have just been out in your East End,” I said, “trying
-to find out how tragic London is, and I think my
-mood has made me a little color-blind. It’s rather a
-dreary world, I should say, and I often wonder whether
-law-making ever helps these people.”</p>
-
-<p>He smiled that genial, equivocal, sophisticated smile of
-the Irish that always bespeaks the bland acceptance of
-things as they are, and tries to make the best of a bad
-mess.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, it’s bad,”—and nothing could possibly suggest
-the aroma of a brogue that went with this,—“but it’s
-no worse than some of your American cities—Lawrence,
-Lowell, Fall River.” (Trust the Irish to hand you
-an intellectual “You’re another!”) “Conditions in
-Pittsburgh are as bad as anywhere, I think; but it’s true
-the East End is pretty bad. You want to remember that
-it’s typical London winter weather we’re having, and
-London smoke makes those gray buildings look rather forlorn,
-it’s true. But there’s some comfort there, as there
-is everywhere. My old Irish father was one for thinking
-that we all have our rewards here or hereafter. Perhaps
-theirs is to be hereafter.” And he rolled his eyes
-humorously and sanctimoniously heavenward.</p>
-
-<p>An able man this, full, as I knew, from reading his<span class="pagenum" id="Page_86">86</span>
-weekly and his books, of a deep, kindly understanding of
-life, but one who, despite his knowledge of the tragedies
-of existence, refused to be cast down.</p>
-
-<p>He was going up the Nile shortly in a house-boat with
-a party of wealthy friends, and he told me that Lloyd
-George, the champion of the poor, was just making off
-for a winter outing on the Riviera, but that I might, if I
-would come some morning, have breakfast with him.
-He was sure that the great commoner would be glad to
-see me. He wanted me to call at his rooms, his London
-official offices, as it were, at 5 Morpeth Mansions, and
-have a pleasant talk with him, which latterly I did.</p>
-
-<p>While he was in the midst of it, the call of “Division!”
-sounded once more through the halls, and he ran
-to take his place with his fellow-parliamentarians on
-some question of presumably vital importance. I can
-see him bustling away in his long frock coat, his napkin
-in his hand, ready to be counted yea or nay, as the case
-might be.</p>
-
-<p>Afterwards when he had outlined for me a tour in
-Ireland which I must sometime take, he took us up into
-the members’ gallery of the Commons in order to see
-how wonderful it was, and we sat as solemn as owls,
-contemplating the rather interesting scene below. I cannot
-say that I was seriously impressed. The Hall of
-Commons, I thought, was small and stuffy, not so large
-as the House of Representatives at Washington, by any
-means.</p>
-
-<p>In delicious Irish whispers he explained a little concerning
-the arrangement of the place. The seat of the
-speaker was at the north end of the chamber on a straight
-line with the sacred wool sack of the House of Lords in
-another part of the building, however important that may
-be. If I would look under the rather shadowy canopy
-at the north end of this extremely square chamber, I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_87">87</span>
-would see him, “smothering under an immense white
-wig,” he explained. In front of the canopy was a table,
-the speaker’s table, with presumably the speaker’s official
-mace lying upon it. To the right of the speaker
-were the recognized seats of the government party, the
-ministers occupying the front bench. And then he
-pointed out to me Mr. Lloyd George, Mr. Bonar Law
-(Unionist member and leader of the opposition), and
-Mr. Winston Churchill, all men creating a great stir at
-the time. They were whispering and smiling in genial
-concert, while opposite them, on the left hand of the
-speaker, where the opposition was gathered, some droning
-M. P. from the North, I understood, a noble lord,
-was delivering one of those typically intellectual commentaries
-in which the British are fond of indulging. I
-could not see him from where I sat, but I could see him
-just the same. I knew that he was standing very straight,
-in the most suitable clothes for the occasion, his linen immaculate,
-one hand poised gracefully, ready to emphasize
-some rather obscure point, while he stated in the best
-English why this and this must be done. Every now
-and then, at a suitable point in his argument, some
-friendly and equally intelligent member would give voice
-to a soothing “Hyah! hyah!” or “Rathah!” Of the
-four hundred and seventy-six provided seats, I fancy
-something like over four hundred were vacant, their occupants
-being out in the dining-rooms, or off in those
-adjoining chambers where parliamentarians confer during
-hours that are not pressing, and where they are
-sought at the call for a division. I do not presume, however,
-that they were all in any so safe or sane places. I
-mock-reproachfully asked Mr. O’Connor why he was not
-in his seat, and he said in good Irish:</p>
-
-<p>“Me boy, there are thricks in every thrade. I’ll be
-there whin me vote is wanted.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_88">88</span></p>
-
-<p>We came away finally through long, floreated passages
-and towering rooms, where I paused to admire the intricate
-woodwork, the splendid gilding, and the tier upon
-tier of carven kings and queens in their respective niches.
-There was for me a flavor of great romance over it all.
-I could not help thinking that, pointless as it all might be,
-such joys and glories as we have are thus compounded.
-Out of the dull blatherings of half-articulate members,
-the maunderings of dreamers and schemers, come such
-laws and such policies as best express the moods of the
-time—of the British or any other empire. I have no
-great faith in laws. To me, they are ill-fitting garments
-at best, traps and mental catch-polls for the unwary
-only. But I thought as I came out into the swirling
-city again, “It is a strange world. These clock-towers
-and halls will sometime fall into decay. The dome of
-our own capital will be rent and broken, and through its
-ragged interstices will fall the pallor of the moon.” But
-life does not depend upon parliaments or men.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_89" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_89">89</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XI">CHAPTER XI<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">THE THAMES</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap al"><span class="smcap1">As</span> pleasing hours as any that I spent in London
-were connected with the Thames—a murky
-little stream above London Bridge, compared
-with such vast bodies as the Hudson and the Mississippi,
-but utterly delightful. I saw it on several occasions,—once
-in a driving rain off London Bridge, where twenty
-thousand vehicles were passing in the hour, it was said;
-once afterward at night when the boats below were faint,
-wind-driven lights and the crowd on the bridge black
-shadows. I followed it in the rain from Blackfriars
-Bridge, to the giant plant of the General Electric Company
-at Chelsea one afternoon, and thought of Sir
-Thomas More, and Henry VIII, who married Anne
-Boleyn at the Old Church near Battersea Bridge, and
-wondered what they would think of this modern powerhouse.
-What a change from Henry VIII and Sir
-Thomas More to vast, whirling electric dynamos and a
-London subway system!</p>
-
-<p>Another afternoon, bleak and rainy, I reconnoitered
-the section lying between Blackfriars Bridge and Tower
-Bridge and found it very interesting from a human,
-to say nothing of a river, point of view; I question
-whether in some ways it is not the most interesting
-region in London, though it gives only occasional
-glimpses of the river. London is curious. It
-is very modern in spots. It is too much like New
-York and Chicago and Philadelphia and Boston; but
-here between Blackfriars Bridge and the Tower, along
-Upper and Lower Thames Street, I found something<span class="pagenum" id="Page_90">90</span>
-that delighted me. It smacked of Dickens, of
-Charles II, of Old England, and of a great many forgotten,
-far-off things which I felt, but could not readily
-call to mind. It was delicious, this narrow, winding
-street, with high walls,—high because the street was
-so narrow,—and alive with people bobbing along under
-umbrellas or walking stodgily in the rain. Lights were
-burning in all the stores and warehouses, dark recesses
-running back to the restless tide of the Thames, and they
-were full of an industrious commercial life.</p>
-
-<p>It was interesting to me to think that I was in the
-center of so much that was old, but for the exact details
-I confess I cared little. Here the Thames was especially
-delightful. It presented such odd vistas. I watched the
-tumbling tide of water, whipped by gusty wind where
-moderate-sized tugs and tows were going by in the mist
-and rain. It was delicious, artistic, far more significant
-than quiescence and sunlight could have made it. I took
-note of the houses, the doorways, the quaint, winding
-passages, but for the color and charm they did not
-compare with the nebulous, indescribable mass of working
-boys and girls and men and women which moved
-before my gaze. The mouths of many of them were
-weak, their noses snub, their eyes squint, their chins undershot,
-their ears stub, their chests flat. Most of them
-had a waxy, meaty look, but for interest they were incomparable.
-American working crowds may be much
-more chipper, but not more interesting. I could not
-weary of looking at them.</p>
-
-<div id="if_i_90" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 42em;">
- <img src="images/i_090.jpg" width="1999" height="1216" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">Here the Thames was especially delightful</div></div>
-
-<p>Lastly I followed the river once more all the way
-from Cleopatra’s Needle to Chelsea one heavily downpouring
-afternoon and found its mood varying splendidly
-though never once was it anything more than black-gray,
-changing at times from a pale or almost sunlit yellow
-to a solid leaden-black hue. It looked at times as though
-something remarkable were about to happen, so weirdly
-greenish-yellow was the sky above the water; and the
-tall chimneys of Lambeth over the way, appearing and
-disappearing in the mist, were irresistible. There is a
-certain kind of barge which plies up and down the
-Thames with a collapsible mast and sail which looks for
-all the world like something off the Nile. These boats
-harmonize with the smoke and the gray, lowery skies.
-I was never weary of looking at them in the changing
-light and mist and rain. Gulls skimmed over the water
-here very freely all the way from Blackfriars to Battersea,
-and along the Embankment they sat in scores,
-solemnly cogitating the state of the weather, perhaps.
-I was delighted with the picture they made in places,
-greedy, wide-winged, artistic things.</p>
-
-<p>Finally I had a novel experience with these same gulls
-one Sunday afternoon. I had been out all morning reconnoitering
-strange sections of London, and arrived near
-Blackfriars Bridge about one o’clock. I was attracted
-by what seemed to me at first glance thousands of gulls,
-lovely clouds of them, swirling about the heads of several
-different men at various points along the wall. It was
-too beautiful to miss. It reminded me of the gulls about
-the steamer at Fishguard. I drew near. The first man
-I saw was feeding them minnows out of a small box
-he had purchased for a penny, throwing the tiny fish
-aloft in the air and letting the gulls dive for them. They
-ate from his hand, circled above and about his head,
-walked on the wall before him, their jade bills and salmon-pink
-feet showing delightfully.</p>
-
-<p>I was delighted, and hurried to the second. It was the
-same. I found the vender of small minnows near by, a
-man who sold them for this purpose, and purchased a
-few boxes. Instantly I became the center of another
-swirling cloud, wheeling and squeaking in hungry anticipation.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_92">92</span>
-It was a great sight. Finally I threw out
-the last minnows, tossing them all high in the air, and
-seeing not one escape, while I meditated on the speed of
-these birds, which, while scarcely moving a wing, rise
-and fall with incredible swiftness. It is a matter of
-gliding up and down with them. I left, my head full
-of birds, the Thames forever fixed in mind.</p>
-
-<p>I went one morning in search of the Tower, and
-coming into the neighborhood of Eastcheap witnessed
-that peculiar scene which concerns fish. Fish
-dealers, or at least their hirelings, always look as though
-they had never known a bath and are covered with
-slime and scales, and here, they wore a peculiar kind of
-rubber hat on which tubs or pans of fish could be carried.
-The hats were quite flat and round and reminded me of a
-smashed “stovepipe” as the silk hat has been derisively
-called. The peasant habit of carrying bundles on the
-head was here demonstrated to be a common characteristic
-of London.</p>
-
-<p>On another morning I visited Pimlico and the neighborhood
-of Vincent Square. I was delighted with
-the jumble of life I found there, particularly in Strutton
-Ground and Churton Street. Horse Ferry Road
-touched me as a name and Lupus Street was strangely
-suggestive of a hospital, not a wolf.</p>
-
-<p>It was here that I encountered my first coster cart,
-drawn by the tiniest little donkey you ever saw, his ears
-standing up most nobly and his eyes suggesting the mellow
-philosophy of indifference. The load he hauled,
-spread out on a large table-like rack and arranged neatly
-in baskets, consisted of vegetables—potatoes, tomatoes,
-cabbage, lettuce and the like. A bawling merchant or
-peddler followed in the wake of the cart, calling out his
-wares. He was not arrayed in coster uniform, however,
-as it has been pictured in America. I was delighted to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_93">93</span>
-listen to the cockney accent in Strutton Ground where
-“’Ere you are, Lydy,” could be constantly heard, and
-“Foine potytoes these ’ere, Madam, hextra noice.”</p>
-
-<p>In Earl Street I found an old cab-yard, now turned
-into a garage, where the remnants of a church tower
-were visible, tucked away among the jumble of other
-things. I did my best to discover of what it had been a
-part. No one knew. The ex-cabman, now dolefully
-washing the wheels of an automobile, informed me that
-he had “only been workin’ ’ere a little wile,” and the foreman
-could not remember. But it suggested a very ancient
-English world—as early as the Normans. Just
-beyond this again I found the saddest little chapel—part
-of an abandoned machine-shop, with a small hand-bell
-over the door which was rung by means of a piece of
-common binding-twine! Who could possibly hear it, I
-reflected. Inside was a wee chapel, filled with benches
-constructed of store boxes and provided with an altar
-where some form of services was conducted. There
-was no one to guard the shabby belongings of the place
-and I sat down and meditated at length on the curiosity
-of the religious ideal.</p>
-
-<p>In another section of the city where I walked—Hammersmith—and
-still another—Seven Kings—I found
-conditions which I thought approximated those in the
-Bronx, New York, in Brooklyn, in Chicago and elsewhere.
-I could not see any difference between the lines
-of store-front apartment houses in Seven Kings and
-Hammersmith and Shepherd’s Bush for that matter,
-and those in Flatbush, Brooklyn or the South End of
-Philadelphia. You saw the difference when you looked
-at the people and, if you entered a tavern, America was
-gone on the instant. The barmaid settled that and the
-peculiar type of idler found here. I recall in Seven
-Kings being entertained by the appearance of the working-men<span class="pagenum" id="Page_94">94</span>
-assembled, their trousers strapped about the
-knees, their hats or caps pulled jauntily awry. Always
-the English accent was strong and, at times, here in
-London, it became unintelligible to me. They have a
-lingo of their own. In the main I could make it out,
-allowing for the appearance or disappearance of “h’s”
-at the most unexpected moments.</p>
-
-<p>The street cars in the outlying sections are quite the
-same as in America and the variety of stores about as
-large and bright. In the older portions, however, the
-twisting streets, the presence of the omnibus in great
-numbers, and of the taxi-stands at the more frequented
-corners, the peculiar uniforms of policemen, mail-men,
-street-sweepers (dressed like Tyrolese mountaineers),
-messenger-boys, and the varied accoutrements of the soldiery
-gave the great city an individuality which caused
-me to realize clearly that I was far from home—a
-stranger in a strange land. As charming as any of the
-spectacles I witnessed were the Scotch soldiers in bare
-legs, kilts, plaid and the like swinging along with a heavy
-stride like Norman horses or—singly—making love to a
-cockney English girl on a ’bus top perhaps. The English
-craze for pantomime was another thing that engaged my
-curious attention and why any reference to a mystic and
-presumably humorous character known as “Dirty Dick”
-should evoke such volumes of applause.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_95" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_95">95</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XII">CHAPTER XII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">MARLOWE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap al"><span class="smcap1">After</span> I had been at Bridgely Level four or five
-days Barfleur suggested that I visit Marlowe,
-which was quite near by on the Thames, a place
-which he said fairly represented the typical small country
-town of the old school.</p>
-
-<p>“You will see there something which is not so generally
-common now in England as it was—a type of life
-which is changing greatly, I think; and perhaps you had
-better see that now before you see much more.”</p>
-
-<p>I promised to go and Barfleur gave positive instructions
-as to how this was to be achieved. I was to say
-to the maid when I would be ready. Promptly at that
-hour one of the boys was to come and escort me to some
-point in the road where I could see Marlowe. From
-there I was to be allowed to proceed alone.</p>
-
-<p>“You won’t want to be bothered with any company,
-so just send him back. You’ll find it very interesting.”</p>
-
-<p>The afternoon had faired up so beautifully that I decided
-I must go out of doors. I was sick of writing.
-I gave notice to Dora, the maid, at luncheon that I should
-want one of the boys for a guide at three o’clock, and at
-ten minutes of the hour Percy entered my room with
-the air of a soldier.</p>
-
-<p>“When shall you be ready for your walk to Marlowe?”
-he asked, in his stately tone.</p>
-
-<p>“In just ten minutes now.”</p>
-
-<p>“And have you any objection to our walking to Marlowe
-with you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Are there two of you?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_96">96</span></p>
-
-<p>“Yes. My brother Charles and myself.”</p>
-
-<p>“None whatever. Your father doesn’t mind, does
-he?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, he doesn’t mind.”</p>
-
-<p>So at three Percy and Charles appeared at the window.
-Their faces were eager with anticipation and I went at
-once to get my cap and coat. We struck out along a
-road between green grass, and although it was December
-you would have thought it April or May. The atmosphere
-was warm and tinged with the faintest, most
-delicate haze. A lovely green moss, very fine, like powdered
-salt, was visible on the trunks of the trees. Crows
-were in the air, and robins—an English robin is a solemn-looking
-bird—on the lawns. I heaved a breath
-of delight, for after days of rain and chill this burst of
-golden light was most delicious.</p>
-
-<p>On the way, as I was looking about, I was being called
-upon to answer questions such as: “Are there any trees
-like these in Amáyreeka? Do you have such fine weather
-in Amáyreeka? Are the roads as good as this in
-Amáyreeka?”</p>
-
-<p>“Quite as good as this,” I replied, referring to the one
-on which we were walking, for it was a little muddy.</p>
-
-<p>The way lay through a patch of nearly leafless trees,
-the ground strewn thick with leaves, and the sun breaking
-in a golden shower through the branches. I laughed
-for joy at being alive—the hour was so fine. Presently,
-after going down a bank so steep that it was impossible
-not to run if you attempted to walk fast, we came to an
-open field, the west border of which was protected by a
-line of willows skirting the banks of a flume which gave
-into the Thames somewhere. Below the small bridge
-over which we passed was fastened a small punt, that
-quaint little boat so common on the Thames. Beyond
-that was a very wide field, fully twenty acres square, with<span class="pagenum" id="Page_97">97</span>
-a yellow path running diagonally across it and at the end
-of this path was Marlowe.</p>
-
-<p>In the meantime my young friends insisted on discussing
-the possibility of war between America and
-England and I was kept busy assuring them that England
-would not be able to do anything at all with the United
-States. The United States was so vast, I said. It was
-full of such smart people. While England was attempting
-to do something with its giant navy, we should be
-buying or building wonderful ships and inventing marvelous
-machines for destroying the enemy. It was useless to
-plead with me as they did that England had a great army
-and we none. “We can get one,” I insisted, “oh, a much
-vaster army than you could.”</p>
-
-<p>“And then Can-ee-dah,” insisted Percy wisely,
-“while you would be building your navy or drilling your
-army, we should be attacking you through Can-ee-dah.”</p>
-
-<p>“But Canada doesn’t like you,” I replied. “And besides
-it only has six million people.”</p>
-
-<p>He insisted that Canada was a great source and hope
-and I finally said: “Now, I’ll tell you what I’ll do.
-You want England to whip the United States, don’t
-you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” echoed both Percy and Charles heartily.</p>
-
-<p>“Very well, then for peace and quiet’s sake, I’ll agree
-that it can. England can whip the United States both
-on sea and land. Now is that satisfactory?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” they echoed, unanimously.</p>
-
-<p>“Very well then,” I laughed. “It is agreed that the
-United States is badly beaten everywhere and always by
-England. Isn’t Marlowe lovely?” and fixed my interested
-gaze on the approaching village.</p>
-
-<p>In the first glimpse of Marlowe some of the most joyous
-memories of my childhood came back. I don’t know
-whether you as a boy or a girl loved to look in your first<span class="pagenum" id="Page_98">98</span>
-reader at pictures of quaint little towns with birds flying
-above belfries and gabled roofs standing free in some
-clear, presumably golden air, but I did. And here, across
-this green field lay a little town, the sweetness of which
-was most appealing. The most prominent things were
-an arched bridge and a church, with a square gray belfry,
-set in a green, tree-grown church-yard. I could see
-the smooth surface of the Thames running beside it, and
-as I live, a flock of birds in the sky.</p>
-
-<p>“Are those rooks?” I asked of Percy, hoping for
-poetry’s sake that they were.</p>
-
-<p>“Rooks or crows,” he replied, “I don’t know which.”</p>
-
-<p>“Are there rooks in Amáyreeka?”</p>
-
-<p>“No—there are no rooks.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, that’s something.”</p>
-
-<p>I walked briskly because I wanted to reach this pretty
-scene while the sun was still high, and in five minutes
-or so we were crossing the bridge. I was intensely interested
-in the low gray stone houses, with here and
-there a walk in front with a gate, and a very pretty
-churchyard lying by the water, and the sylvan loveliness
-of the Thames itself.</p>
-
-<p>On the bridge I stopped and looked at the water. It
-was as smooth as glass and tinged with the mellow light
-which the sun casts when it is low in the west. There
-were some small boats anchored at a gate which gave
-into some steps leading up to an inn—The Compleat
-Angler. On the other side, back of the church was another
-inn—the Lion and Elk or something like that—and
-below the bridge, more towards the west, an old
-man in a punt, fishing. There was a very old man such
-as I have often seen pictured in <i>Punch</i> and the <i>Sketch</i>,
-sitting near the support of the bridge, a short black pipe
-between his very wrinkled lips. He was clad in thick
-greenish-brown clothes and heavy shoes and a low flat<span class="pagenum" id="Page_99">99</span>
-hat some curate may have discarded. His eyes, which
-he turned up at me as I passed, were small and shrewd,
-set in a withered, wrinkled skin, and his hands were a
-collection of dried lines, like wrinkled leather.</p>
-
-<p>“There,” I thought, “is a type quite expressive of all
-England in its rural form. Pictures of England have
-been teaching me that all my life.”</p>
-
-<p>I went into the church, which was located on the site
-of one built in the thirteenth century—and on the wall
-near the door was a list of the resident vicars and their
-patrons, beginning with some long-since-forgotten soul.
-The monks and the abbots of the pre-Reformation period
-were indicated and the wars of the Reformation also.
-I think that bridge which I had crossed had been destroyed
-by Cromwell and rebuilt only sixty or seventy
-years before, but my memory is not good and I will not
-guarantee these facts.</p>
-
-<p>From the church we went out into the street and found
-an old stock inside an iron fence, dating from some older
-day where they punished people after that fashion. We
-came to a store which was signaled by a low, small-paned
-window let into a solid gray wall, where were chocolates
-and candies and foreign-manufactured goods with labels
-I had never seen before. It is a strange sensation to go
-away from home and leave all your own familiar patent
-medicines and candies and newspapers and whiskies and
-journey to some place where they never saw or heard
-of them.</p>
-
-<p>Here was Marlowe, and lovely as it was, I kept
-saying to myself, “Yes, yes, it is delicious, but how
-terrible it would be to live here! I couldn’t. It’s a
-dead world. We have passed so far beyond this.” I
-walked through the pretty streets as smooth and clean
-as though they had been brushed and between rows of
-low, gray, winding houses which curved in pretty lines,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_100">100</span>
-but for the life of me I could not help swinging between
-the joy of art for that which is alive and the sorrow for
-something that is gone and will never be, any more.
-Everything, everything spoke to me of an older day.
-These houses—all of them were lower than they need
-be, grayer than they need be, thicker, older, sadder. I
-could not think of gas or electricity being used here, although
-they were, or of bright broad windows, open
-plumbing, modern street cars, a stock of modern, up-to-date
-goods, which I am sure they contained. I was impressed
-by a grave silence which is apathetic to me as
-nothing else—a profound peace. “I must get out of
-this,” I said to myself, and yet I was almost hugging myself
-for joy at the same time.</p>
-
-<p>I remember going into one courtyard where an inn
-might once have been and finding in there a furniture
-shop, a tin shop, a store room of some kind and a stable,
-all invisible from the street. Do you recall Dickens’
-description of busy inn scenes? You came into this one
-under the chamber belonging to a house which was built
-over the entry way. There was no one visible inside,
-though a man did cross the court finally with a wheel
-spoke in his hand. One of the houses or shops had a
-little circular cupola on it, quite white and pretty and
-surmounted by a faded weather cock. “How lovely,”
-I said, “how lovely,” but I was as sad as I could be.</p>
-
-<p>In the stores in the main street were always small,
-many-paned windows. There were no lights as yet
-and the rooms into which I peered and the private
-doors gave glimpses of things which reminded me of the
-poorest, most backward and desolate sections of our own
-country.</p>
-
-<p>I saw an automobile here and there, not many, and
-some girls on bicycles,—not very good looking. Say
-what you will, you could not find an atmosphere like this<span class="pagenum" id="Page_101">101</span>
-in an American town, however small, unless it had already
-been practically abandoned. It would not contain
-a contented population of three or four hundred. Instead
-of saloons I saw “wine and spirit merchants” and
-also “Mrs. Jane Sawyer, licensed wine and spirit dealer.”
-The butcher shops were the most American things I saw,
-because their ruddy goods were all displayed in front
-with good lights behind, and the next best things were
-the candy stores. Dressmakers, milliners, grocers,
-hardware stores, wine shops, anything and everything—were
-apparently concealed by solid gray walls or at best
-revealed by small-paned windows. In the fading afternoon
-I walked about hunting for schools, some fine private
-houses, some sense of modernness—but no—it was
-not there. I noticed that in two directions the town
-came abruptly to an end, as though it had been cut off by
-a knife, and smooth, open, green fields began. In the
-distance you could see other towns standing out like the
-castellated walls of earlier centuries—but here was an
-end, sharp, definite, final.</p>
-
-<p>I saw at one place—the end of one of these streets
-and where the country began—an old gray man in a
-shabby black coat bending to adjust a yoke to his shoulders
-to the ends of which were attached two buckets
-filled with water. He had been into a low, gray, one-story
-inn entitled, “Ye Bank of England,” before which
-was set a bench and also a stone hitching post. For all
-the world he looked like some old man in Hardy, wending
-his fading, reflective way homeward. I said to myself
-here—England is old; it is evening in England and
-they are tired.</p>
-
-<p>I went back toward the heart of things along another
-street, but I found after a time it was merely taking me
-to another outer corner of the town. It was gray now,
-and I was saying to my young companions that they must<span class="pagenum" id="Page_102">102</span>
-be hurrying on home—that I did not intend to go back
-so soon. “Say I will not be home for dinner,” I told
-them, and they left after a time, blessed with some modern
-chocolate which they craved very much.</p>
-
-<p>Before they left, however, we reconnoitered another
-street and this led me past low, one-story houses, the like
-of which, I insist, can rarely be duplicated in America.
-Do you recall the log cabin? In England it is preserved
-in stone, block after block of it. It originated there.
-The people, as I went along, seemed so thick and stolid
-and silent to me. They were healthy enough, I thought,
-but they were raw, uncouth, mirthless. There was not
-a suggestion of gaiety anywhere—not a single burst of
-song. I heard no one whistling. A man came up behind
-us, driving some cattle, and the oxen were quite
-upon me before I heard them. But there were no loud
-cries. He was so ultra serious. I met a man pushing
-a dilapidated baby carriage. He was a grinder of knives
-and mender of tinware and this was his method of perambulating
-his equipment. I met another man pushing
-a hand cart with some attenuated remnants of furniture
-in it. “What is that?” I asked. “What is he?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, he’s somebody who’s moving. He hasn’t a
-van, you know.”</p>
-
-<p>Moving! Here was food for pathetic reflection.</p>
-
-<p>I looked into low, dark doors where humble little tin
-and glass-bodied lamps were beginning to flicker.</p>
-
-<p>“Thank God, my life is different from this,” I said,
-and yet the pathos and the beauty of this town was gripping
-me firmly. It was as sweet as a lay out of Horace—as
-sad as Keats.</p>
-
-<p>Before a butcher shop I saw a man trying to round up
-a small drove of sheep. The grayish-yellow of their
-round wooly backs blended with the twilight. They
-seemed to sense their impending doom, for they ran here<span class="pagenum" id="Page_103">103</span>
-and there, poking their queer thin noses along the ground
-or in the air and refusing to enter the low, gray entry
-way which gave into a cobbled yard at the back where
-were located the deadly shambles they feared. The
-farmer who was driving them wore a long black coat and
-he made no sound, or scarcely any.</p>
-
-<p>“Sooey!” he called softly—“Ssh,” as he ran here
-and there—this way and that.</p>
-
-<p>The butcher or his assistant came out and caught one
-sheep, possibly the bell-wether, by the leg and hauled
-him backward into the yard. Seeing this, the silly sheep,
-not recognizing the enforced leadership, followed after.
-Could there be a more convincing commentary on the
-probable manner in which the customs and forms of life
-have originated?</p>
-
-<p>I walked out another long street, quite alone now in the
-dusk, and met a man driving an ox, also evidently to
-market.</p>
-
-<p>There was a school in session at one place, a boys’
-school—low, ancient in its exterior equipment and silent
-as I passed. It was <em>out</em>, but there was no running—no
-hallooing. The boys were going along chatting
-rather quietly in groups. I do not understand this. The
-American temper is more ebullient. I went into one
-bar—Mrs. Davidge’s—and found a low, dark room,
-with a very small grate fire burning and a dark little bar
-where were some pewter mugs, some pink-colored glasses
-and a small brass lamp with a reflector. Mrs. Davidge
-must have served me herself, an old, slightly hunched lady
-in a black dress and gray gingham apron. “Can this
-place do enough business to support her?” I asked myself.
-There was no one in the shop while I was there.</p>
-
-<p>The charm of Marlowe to me was its extreme remoteness
-from the life I had been witnessing in London and
-elsewhere. It was so simple. I had seen a comfortable<span class="pagenum" id="Page_104">104</span>
-inn somewhere near the market place and this I was idly
-seeking, entertaining myself with reflections the while.
-I passed at one place a gas manufacturing plant which
-looked modern enough, in so far as its tank was concerned,
-but not otherwise, and then up one dark street
-under branches of large trees and between high brick
-walls, in a low doorway, behind which a light was shining,
-saw a shovel-hatted curate talking to an old woman
-in a shawl. All the rest was dark. At another corner
-I saw a thin old man, really quite reverential looking,
-with a peaked intelligent face, fine in its lines (like Calvin
-or Dante or John Knox) and long thin white hair,
-who was pulling a vehicle—a sort of revised baby
-carriage on which was, of all things, a phonograph with
-a high flower-like tin horn. He stopped at one corner
-where some children were playing in the dark and putting
-on a record ground out a melody which I did not
-consider very gay or tuneful. The children danced, but
-not, however, with the lightness of our American children.
-The people here seemed either like this old man, sad and
-old and peaked, with a fine intellectuality apparent, or
-thick and dull and red and stodgy.</p>
-
-<p>When I reached the market I saw a scene which something—some
-book or pictures had suggested to me before.
-Solid women in shawls and flat, shapeless wrecks
-of hats, and tall shambling men in queer long coats and
-high boots—drovers they looked like—going to and
-fro. Children were playing about and laborers were going
-home, talking a dialect which I could not understand,
-except in part.</p>
-
-<p>Five men came into the square and stood there under
-the central gas lamp, with its two arms each with a
-light. One of them left the others and began to sing
-in front of various doors. He sang and sang—“Annie
-Laurie,” “Auld Lang Syne,” “Sally in our Alley,” in a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_105">105</span>
-queer nasal voice, going in and coming out again, empty-handed
-I fancy. Finally he came to me.</p>
-
-<p>“Would you help us on our way?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Where are you going?” I inquired.</p>
-
-<p>“We are way-faring workmen,” he replied simply,
-and I gave him some coppers—those large English
-“tuppences” that annoyed me so much. He went back
-to the others and they stood huddled in the square together
-like sheep, conferring, but finally they went off
-together in the dark.</p>
-
-<p>At the inn adjacent I expected to find an exceptional
-English scene of some kind but I was more or less disappointed.
-It was homey but not so different from old
-New England life. The room was large with an open
-fire and a general table set with white linen and plates
-for a dozen guests or more. A shambling boy in clothes
-much too big for him came and took my order, turning
-up the one light and stirring the fire. I called for a
-paper and read it and then I sat wondering whether the
-food would be good or bad.</p>
-
-<p>While I was waiting a second traveler arrived, a small,
-dapper, sandy-haired person, with shrewd, fresh, inquisitive
-eyes—a self-confident and yet clerkly man.</p>
-
-<p>“Good evening,” he said, and I gave him the time of
-day. He bustled to a little writing table nearby and
-sat down to write, calling for a pen, paper, his slippers—I
-was rather puzzled by that demand—and
-various other things. On sight this gentleman (I
-suppose the English would abuse me for that word)
-looked anything but satisfactory. I suspected he was
-Scotch and that he was cheap minded and narrow.
-Later something about his manner and the healthy, brisk
-way in which, when his slippers came, he took off his
-shoes and put them on—quite cheerful and homelike—soothed
-me.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_106">106</span></p>
-
-<p>“He isn’t so bad,” I thought. “He’s probably a
-traveling salesman—the English type. I’d better be
-genial, I may learn something.”</p>
-
-<p>Soon the waiter returned (arrayed by this time, remarkable
-to relate, in a dress suit the size of which
-was a piece of pure comedy in itself), and brought the
-stranger toast and chops and tea. The latter drew up
-to the other end of the table from me with quite an air
-of appetite and satisfaction.</p>
-
-<p>“They don’t usually put us fellows in with you,” he
-observed, stating something the meaning of which I did
-not grasp for the moment. “Us traveling men usually
-have a separate dining- and writing-room. Our place
-seems to be shut up here to-night for some reason. I
-wouldn’t have called for my slippers here if they had the
-other room open.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, that’s quite all right,” I replied, gathering some
-odd class distinction. “I prefer company to silence.
-You say you travel?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, I’m connected with a house in London. I
-travel in the south of England.”</p>
-
-<p>“Tell me,” I said, “is this a typical English town
-from the point of view of life and business, or is it the
-only one of its kind? It’s rather curious to me.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s one of the poorest I know, certainly the poorest
-I stop at. There is no life to speak of here at all. If
-you want to see a typical English town where there’s
-more life and business you want to see Canterbury or
-Maidenhead. No, no, you mustn’t judge England by
-this. I suppose you’re traveling to see things. You’re
-not English, I see.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, I’m from America. I come from New
-York.”</p>
-
-<p>“I had a strong notion before I came to London to
-go to America after I left school”—and to have heard<span class="pagenum" id="Page_107">107</span>
-him pronounce <em>school</em> alone would have settled his identity
-for those who know the Scotch. “Some of my
-friends went there, but I decided not. I thought I’d
-try London instead and I’m glad I did.”</p>
-
-<p>“You like it?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes, from a money point I do. I make perhaps
-fifty per cent. more than I did in Scotland but I may
-say, too, it costs me almost fifty per cent. more to live.”
-He said this with a sigh. I could see Scotch thrift sticking
-out all over him. An interesting little man he
-proved, very intelligent, very cautious, very saving.
-You could see early religious training and keen desire
-to get up in the world in his every gesture.</p>
-
-<p>We fell into a most interesting conversation, to me,
-for knowing so little of England I was anxious to know
-more. Despite the littleness of my companion and his
-clerkly manner I found him entertaining. He wanted
-to know what I thought of England and I told him—as
-much as I could judge by a few days’ stay. He told
-me something of London life—its streets, sections and
-so on and asked a great many questions about America.
-He had the ability to listen intelligently which is a fine
-sign. He wanted to know particularly what traveling
-salesmen receive in America and how far their money
-goes. He was interested to know the difference between
-English and American railroads. By this time the meal
-had ended and we were toasting our toes before the
-fire. We were quite friendly.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s some little distance back to my place and I
-think I’ll be going,” I said. “I don’t know whether I
-really know how to get there, but I’ll try. I understand
-there is no direct railroad connection between here and
-there. I may not be able to find my way at night as
-it is.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I’ll walk with you a little way if you don’t<span class="pagenum" id="Page_108">108</span>
-mind,” he replied solicitously. “I have nothing else to
-do.”</p>
-
-<p>The idea of companionship soothed me. Walking
-around alone and standing in the market place looking
-at the tramping men had given me the blues. I felt
-particularly lonely at moments, being away from America,
-for the difference in standards of taste and action,
-the difference in modes of thought and practice, and the
-difference in money and the sound of human voices
-was growing on me. When you have lived in one
-country all your life and found yourself comfortable in
-all its ways and notions and then suddenly find yourself
-out of it and trying to adjust yourself to things that are
-different in a hundred little ways, it is rather hard.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s very nice of you. I’d like to have you,”
-and out we went, paying our bills and looking into a
-misty night. The moon was up but there was a fairly
-heavy fog and Marlowe looked sheeted and gray. Because
-I stated I had not been in any of the public houses
-and was interested to go, he volunteered to accompany
-me, though I could see that this was against his principles.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t drink myself,” he observed, “but I will go
-in with you if you want to. Here’s one.”</p>
-
-<p>We entered and found a rather dimly lighted room,—gas
-with a mantle over it,—set with small tables
-and chairs, and a short bar in one corner. Mrs. Davidge’s
-bar had been short, too, only her room was dingier
-and small. A middle-sized Englishman, rather
-stout, came out of a rear door, opening from behind the
-bar, and asked us what we would have. My friend
-asked for root beer. I noticed the unescapable open
-fire and the array of pink and green and blue wine
-glasses. Also the machinery for extracting beer and ale
-from kegs, a most brassy and glowing sight. Our host<span class="pagenum" id="Page_109">109</span>
-sold cigars and there were boards about on the tables
-for some simple games.</p>
-
-<p>This and a half-dozen other places into which we ventured
-gave me the true spirit of Marlowe’s common life.
-I recalled at once the vast difference between this and the
-average American small town saloon. In the latter
-(Heaven preserve us from it) the trade might be greater
-or it might not, but the room would be larger, the bar
-larger, the flies, dirt, odor, abominable. I hope I am
-not traducing a worthy class, but the American saloon
-keeper of small town proclivities has always had a kind
-of horror for me. The implements of his trade have
-always been so scummy and ill-kept. The American place
-would be apt to be gayer, rougher, noisier. I am thinking
-of places in towns of the same size. Our host was no
-more like an American barkeeper than a bee is like a hornet.
-He was a peaceful-looking man, homely, family
-marked, decidedly dull. Your American country barkeeper
-is another sort, more intelligent, perhaps, but less
-civil, less sensible and reliable looking. The two places
-were miles apart in quality and feeling. Here in Marlowe
-and elsewhere in England, wherever I had occasion
-to inspect them, the public houses of the small-town
-type were a great improvement over the American variety.
-They were clean and homelike and cheerful. The
-array of brass, the fire, the small tables for games, all
-pleased me. I took it to be a place more used as a
-country club or meeting-house than as in our case a
-grimy, orgiastic resort. If there were drunken men or
-women in any of the “pubs,” this night I did not see
-them. My Scotch friend assured me that he believed
-them, ordinarily, to be fairly respectable.</p>
-
-<p>Not knowing my way through the woods adjacent and
-having spent much time in this way I finally decided to
-take a train or conveyance of some kind. But there was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_110">110</span>
-no train to be had for some time to come. The trains
-there were did not run my way and no “fly” would
-convey me, as one bar mistress informed me, because
-there was a hard hill to climb and the rain
-which had fallen during the day had made the roads
-bad. I began to meditate returning to the inn. Finally
-the lady observed, “I can tell you how to get there,
-if you want to walk. It’s not more than an hour
-and it is a perfectly good road all the way.” She
-drew with her finger an outline of the twists of the
-road. “If you’re not afraid of a few screech owls,
-there’s nothing to harm you. You go to the bridge up
-here, cross it and take the first road to your left. When
-you come to a culvert about a mile out you will find three
-roads dividing there. One goes down the hollow to
-somewhere, I forgot the name; one goes up the hill to
-Bridgely Level, it’s a bridle path; and one goes to the
-right. It’s a smooth, even road—that’s the one you
-want.”</p>
-
-<p>It was a lovely night. The moon overhead was clear
-and bright and the fog gave the fields a white eerie look.
-As we walked, my friend regaled me with what he said
-was a peculiar custom among English traveling men.
-At all English inns there is what is known as the traveling
-men’s club. The man who has been present at
-any inn on any stated occasion for the greatest number
-of hours or days is <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">ipso facto</i>, president of this club.
-The traveling man who has been there next longest if
-only for ten minutes less than the first, or more than
-the third, is vice president. Every inn serves what is
-known as the traveling man’s dinner at twelve o’clock
-or thereabouts and he who is president by virtue of the
-qualifications above described, is entitled to sit at the
-head of the table and carve and serve the roast. The
-vice president, if there be one, sits at the foot of the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_111">111</span>
-table and carves and serves the fowl. When there are
-two or more traveling men present, enough to provide
-a president and a vice president for this dinner, there is
-a regular order of procedure to be observed. The president
-arriving takes his seat first at the head of the table;
-the vice president then takes his place at the foot of the
-table. The president, when the roast beef is served, lifts
-the cover of the dish and says, “Mr. Vice President, we
-have here, I see, some roast beef.” The vice president
-then lifts the cover of his dish and says, “Mr. President
-we have here, I see, some roast goose.” “Gentlemen,”
-then says the president, bowing to the others present,
-“the dinner is for all,” and begins serving the roast. The
-vice president later does his duty in turn. The next day
-in all likelihood, the vice president or some other becomes
-president, and so it goes. My little Scotchman
-was most interested in telling me this, for it appealed to
-his fancy as it did to mine and I could see he relished
-the honor of being president in his turn.</p>
-
-<p>It was while he was telling this that we saw before us
-three paths, the middle one and the one to the right going
-up through the dark woods, the one to the left merely
-skirting the woods and keeping out in the light.</p>
-
-<p>“Let’s see, it’s the left you want, isn’t it?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p>“No, it’s the right,” I replied.</p>
-
-<p>“I think she said the left,” he cautioned. “Well,
-anyhow here’s a sign post. You lift me up and I’ll
-read what it says.”</p>
-
-<p>It wasn’t visible from the ground.</p>
-
-<p>I caught him about the legs and hoisted him aloft and
-he peered closely at all three signs. He was a dapper,
-light little man.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re right,” he said.</p>
-
-<p>We shook hands and wished each other luck. He
-struck off back along the road he had come in the fog<span class="pagenum" id="Page_112">112</span>
-and I mounted musingly through the woods. It was
-dark and delightfully odorous, the fog in the trees, struck
-by the moonlight, looking like moving sheeted ghosts.
-I went on gaily expecting to hear a screech owl but not
-one sounded. After perhaps fifteen or twenty minutes
-of walking I came out into the open road and then I
-found that I really did not know where Bridgely Level
-was after all. There was no sign.</p>
-
-<p>I went from house to house in the moonlight—it was
-after midnight—rousing drowsy Englishmen who
-courteously gave me directions and facing yowling dogs
-who stood in the open roadway and barked. I had to
-push one barking guardian out of the way with my hands.
-All was silent as a church yard. Finally I came to a
-family of Americans who were newly locating for the
-winter not far from Bridgely Level and they put me
-right. I recall the comment of the woman who opened
-the door: “You’re an American, aren’t you?” and
-the interest she took in being sure that I would find my
-way. When I finally reached my door I paused in the
-garden to survey the fog-lined valley from which came
-the distant bark of a dog.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_113" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_113">113</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XIII">CHAPTER XIII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">LILLY: A GIRL OF THE STREETS</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap i"><span class="smcap1">I stood</span> one evening in Piccadilly, at the dinner
-hour, staring into the bright shop windows. London’s
-display of haberdashery and gold and silver
-ornaments interests me intensely. It was drizzling and
-I had no umbrella; yet that situation soon ceases to annoy
-one in England. I walked on into Regent Street and
-stopped under an arc light to watch the home-surging
-crowds—the clerks, men and women, the boys and
-girls.</p>
-
-<p>The thought was with me as I walked in the rain,
-“Where shall I dine? How shall I do it?” I wandered
-through New Bond Street; and looking idly at the dark
-stores, as I came back along Piccadilly, I saw two girls,
-arm in arm, pass by. One of them looked over her
-shoulder at me and smiled. She was of medium size
-and simply dressed. She was pretty in the fresh English
-way, with large, too innocent eyes. The girls paused
-before a shop window and as I stopped beside them and
-looked at the girl who had smiled, she edged over toward
-me and I spoke to her.</p>
-
-<p>“Wouldn’t you like to take the two of us?” she asked
-with that quaint odd accent of the Welsh. Her voice
-was soft and her eyes were as blue and weak in their
-force as any unsophisticated girl’s might well be.</p>
-
-<p>“This girl isn’t hard and vulgar,” I said to myself.
-I suppose we all pride ourselves on knowing something of
-character in women. I thought I did.</p>
-
-<p>“No,” I replied rather directly to her question.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_114">114</span>
-“Not to-night. But let’s you and I go somewhere for
-dinner.”</p>
-
-<p>“Would you mind givin’ my friend a shillin’?” she
-asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Not at all,” I replied. “There you are.”</p>
-
-<p>It was a wet night, chill and dreary, and on second
-thought I made it half-a-crown. The second girl went
-away—a girl with a thin white face—and I turned to
-my companion.</p>
-
-<p>“Now,” I said, “what shall we do?” It was nearly
-eight o’clock and I was wondering where I could go
-with such a girl to dine. Her clothes, I perceived, were a
-mere patchwork. Her suit was of blue twill, worn shiny.
-She wore the cheapest kind of a feather boa and her hat
-was pathetic. But the color of her cheeks was that wonderful
-apple color of the English and her eyes—really
-her eyes were quite a triumph of nature—soft and deep
-blue, and not very self-protective.</p>
-
-<p>“Poor little storm-blown soul,” I thought as I looked
-at her. “Your life isn’t much. A vague, conscienceless
-thing (in the softer sense of that word). You have
-a chilly future before you.”</p>
-
-<p>She looked as though she might be nineteen.</p>
-
-<p>“Let’s see! Have you had your dinner?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“No, sir.”</p>
-
-<p>“Where is there a good restaurant? Not too smart,
-you know.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, there’s L.’s Corner House.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes, where is that? Do you go there yourself,
-occasionally?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes, quite often. It’s very nice, I think.”</p>
-
-<p>“We might go there,” I said. “Still, on second
-thought, I don’t think we will just now. Where is the
-place you go to—the place you take your—friends?”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s at No. — Great Titchfield Street.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_115">115</span></p>
-
-<p>“Is that an apartment or a hotel?”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s a flat, sir, my flat. The lady lets me bring my
-friends there. If you like, though, we could go to a
-hotel. Perhaps it would be better.”</p>
-
-<p>I could see that she was uncertain as to what I would
-think of her apartment.</p>
-
-<p>“And where is the hotel? Is that nice?”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s pretty good, sir, not so bad.”</p>
-
-<p>I smiled. She was holding a small umbrella over her
-head.</p>
-
-<p>“We had better take a taxi and get out of this rain.”</p>
-
-<p>I put up my hand and hailed one. We got in, the
-driver obviously realizing that this was a street liaison,
-but giving no sign. London taxi-drivers, like London
-policemen, are the pink of civility.</p>
-
-<p>This girl was civil, obliging. I was contrasting her
-with the Broadway and the American type generally—hard,
-cynical little animals. The English, from prostitutes
-to queens, must have an innate sense of fair play in
-the social relationship of live and let live. I say this in
-all sincerity and with the utmost feeling of respect for
-the nation that has produced it. They ought to rule, by
-right of courtesy. Alas, I fear me greatly that the force
-and speed of the American, his disregard for civility and
-the waste of time involved, will change all this.</p>
-
-<p>In the taxi I did not touch her, though she moved over
-near to me in that desire to play her rôle conscientiously
-line by line, scene by scene.</p>
-
-<p>“Have we far to go?” I asked perfunctorily.</p>
-
-<p>“Not very, only a little way.”</p>
-
-<p>“How much ought the cab charge to be?”</p>
-
-<p>“Not more than eight or ten pence, sir.” Then, “Do
-you like girls, sir?” she asked quaintly in a very human
-effort to be pleasant under the circumstances.</p>
-
-<p>“No,” I replied, lying cautiously.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_116">116</span></p>
-
-<p>She looked at me uncertainly—a little over-awed, I
-think. I was surely a strange fish to swim into her net
-anyhow.</p>
-
-<p>“Very likely you don’t like me then?”</p>
-
-<p>“I am not sure that I do. How should I know? I
-never saw you before in my life. I must say you have
-mighty nice eyes,” was my rather banal reply.</p>
-
-<p>“Do you think so?” She gave me a sidelong, speculative
-look.</p>
-
-<p>“What nationality are you?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m Welsh,” she replied.</p>
-
-<p>“I didn’t think you were English exactly. Your tone
-is softer.”</p>
-
-<p>The taxi stopped abruptly and we got out. It was a
-shabby-looking building with a tea- or coffee-room on
-the ground floor, divided into small rooms separated by
-thin, cheap, wooden partitions. The woman who came
-to change me a half sovereign in order that I might pay
-the driver, was French, small and cleanly looking. She
-was pleasant and brisk and her whole attitude reassured
-me at once. She did not look like a person who would
-conspire to rob, and I had good reason to think more
-clearly of this as we came out later.</p>
-
-<p>“This way,” said my street girl, “we go up here.”</p>
-
-<p>And I followed her up two flights of thinly carpeted
-stairs into a small dingy room. It was clean, after the
-French fashion.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s not so bad?” she asked with a touch of pride.</p>
-
-<p>“No. Not at all.”</p>
-
-<p>“Will you pay for the room, please?”</p>
-
-<p>The landlady had followed and was standing by.</p>
-
-<p>I asked how much and found I was to be charged five
-shillings which seemed a modest sum.</p>
-
-<p>The girl locked the door, as the landlady went out, and
-began taking off her hat and jacket. She stood before<span class="pagenum" id="Page_117">117</span>
-me with half-challenging, half-speculative eyes. She was
-a slim, graceful, shabby figure and a note of pathos came
-out unexpectedly in a little air of bravado as she rested
-one hand on her hip and smiled at me. I was standing
-in front of the mantelpiece, below which was the grate
-ready to be fired. The girl stood beside me and watched
-and plainly wondered. She was beginning to suspect
-that I was not there on the usual errand. Her eyes, so
-curiously soft and blue, began to irritate me. Her hair
-I noticed was brown but coarse and dusty—not well
-kept. These poor little creatures know absolutely nothing
-of the art of living or fascination. They are the
-shabbiest pawns in life, mere husks of beauty and living
-on husks.</p>
-
-<p>“Sit down, please,” I said. She obeyed like a child.
-“So you’re Welsh. What part of Wales do you come
-from?”</p>
-
-<p>She told me some outlandish name.</p>
-
-<p>“What were your parents? Poor, I suppose.”</p>
-
-<p>“Indeed not,” she bridled with that quaint country accent.
-“My father was a grocer. He had three stores.”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t believe it,” I said mockingly. “You women
-lie so. I don’t believe you’re telling me the truth.”</p>
-
-<p>It was brutal, but I wanted to get beneath the conventional
-lies these girls tell, if I could.</p>
-
-<p>“Why not?” Her clear eyes looked into mine.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I don’t. You don’t look to me like the daughter
-of a man who owned three grocery stores. That would
-mean he was well-to-do. You don’t expect me to believe
-that, with you leading this life in London?”</p>
-
-<p>She bristled vaguely but without force.</p>
-
-<p>“Believe it or not,” she said sullenly. “It’s so.”</p>
-
-<p>“Tell me,” I said, “how much can you make out of
-this business?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, sometimes more, sometimes less. I don’t walk<span class="pagenum" id="Page_118">118</span>
-every day. You know I only walk when I have to. If
-I pick up a gentleman and if he gives me a good lot I
-don’t walk very soon again—not until that’s gone. I—I
-don’t like to very much.”</p>
-
-<p>“What do you call a good lot?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, all sorts of sums. I have been given as high as
-six pounds.”</p>
-
-<p>“That isn’t true,” I said. “You know it isn’t true.
-You’re talking for effect.”</p>
-
-<p>The girl’s face flushed.</p>
-
-<p>“It is true. As I’m alive it’s true. It wasn’t in
-this very room, but it was in this house. He was a rich
-American. He was from New York. All Americans
-have money. And he was drunk.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, all Americans may have money,” I smiled sardonically,
-“but they don’t go round spending it on such
-as you in that way. You’re not worth it.”</p>
-
-<p>She looked at me, but no angry rage sprang to her
-eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s true just the same,” she said meekly. “You
-don’t like women, do you?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p>“No, not very much.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’re a woman-hater. That’s what you are.
-I’ve seen such.”</p>
-
-<p>“Not a woman-hater, no. Simply not very much interested
-in them.”</p>
-
-<p>She was perplexed, uncertain. I began to repent of
-my boorishness and recklessly lighted the fire (cost—one
-shilling). We drew up chairs before it and I plied
-her with questions. She told me of the police regulations
-which permit a woman to go with a man, if he
-speaks to her first, without being arrested—not otherwise—and
-of the large number of women who are in
-the business. Piccadilly is the great walking-ground, I
-understood, after one o’clock in the morning; Leicester<span class="pagenum" id="Page_119">119</span>
-Square and the regions adjacent, between seven and
-eleven. There is another place in the East End—I don’t
-recall where—where the poor Jews and others walk, but
-they are a dreadful lot, she assured me. The girls are
-lucky if they get three shillings and they are poor miserable
-drabs. I thought at the time, if she would look down
-on them, what must they be?</p>
-
-<p>Then, somehow, because the conversation was getting
-friendly, I fancy, this little Welsh girl decided perhaps
-that I was not so severe as I seemed. Experience had
-trained her to think constantly of how much money she
-could extract from men—not the normal fee, there is
-little more than a poor living in that, but extravagant
-sums which produce fine clothes and jewels, according to
-their estimate of these things. It is an old story. Other
-women had told her of their successes. Those who know
-anything of women—the street type—know how often
-this is tried. She told the customary story of the man
-who picked her up and, having escorted her to her room,
-offered her a pound when three or four pounds or a much
-larger sum even was expected. The result was, of
-course, according to her, dreadful for the man. She
-created a great scene, broke some pottery over his head,
-and caused a general uproar in the house. It is an old
-trick. Your timid man hearing this and being possibly
-a new or infrequent adventurer in this world, becomes
-fearful of a scene. Many men are timid about bargaining
-with a woman beforehand. It smacks too much of
-the brutal and evil and after all there is a certain element
-of romance involved in these drabby liaisons for the
-average man, even if there is none—<em>as there is none</em>—for
-the woman. It is an old, sad, sickening, grim story to
-most of them and men are fools, dogs, idiots, with rarely
-anything fine or interesting in their eyes. When they
-see the least chance to betray one of them, to browbeat<span class="pagenum" id="Page_120">120</span>
-and rob or overcharge him in any way and by any trick,
-they are ready to do it. This girl, Lilly E——, had
-been schooled by perhaps a hundred experienced advisers
-of the street as to how this was done. I know this is so,
-for afterwards she told me of how other women did it.</p>
-
-<p>But to continue: “He laid a sovereign on the table
-and I went for him,” she said.</p>
-
-<p>I smiled, not so much in derision as amusement. The
-story did not fit her. Obviously it was not so.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, no, you didn’t,” I replied. “You are telling me
-one of the oldest stories of the trade. Now the truth is
-you are a silly little liar and you think you are going to
-frighten me, by telling me this, into giving you two or
-three pounds. You can save yourself the trouble. I
-don’t intend to do it.”</p>
-
-<p>I had every intention of giving her two or three if it
-suited my mood later, but she was not to know this
-now.</p>
-
-<p>My little Welsh girl was all at sea at once. Her
-powerless but really sweet eyes showed it. Something
-hurt—the pathos of her courage and endurance in the
-face of my contemptuous attitude. I had made fun of
-her obvious little lies and railed at her transparent tricks.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m a new experience in men,” I suggested.</p>
-
-<p>“Men! I don’t want to know anything more about
-them,” she returned with sudden fury. “I’m sick of
-them—the whole lot of them! If I could get out of this
-I would. I wish I need never see another man!”</p>
-
-<p>I did not doubt the sincerity of this outburst. But I
-affected not to believe her.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s true!” she insisted sullenly.</p>
-
-<p>“You say that, but that’s talk. If you wanted to get
-out, you would. Why don’t you get a job at something?
-You can work.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_121">121</span></p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know any trade now and I’m too old to
-learn.”</p>
-
-<p>“What nonsense! You’re not more than nineteen
-and you could do anything you pleased. You won’t,
-though. You are like all the others. This is the easy
-way. Come,” I said more gently, “put on your things
-and let’s get out of this.”</p>
-
-<p>Obediently and without a word she put on her coat
-and her bedraggled hat and we turned to the door.</p>
-
-<p>“Look here,” I said, “I haven’t meant to be unkind.
-And Heaven knows I’ve no right to throw stones at you.
-We are all in a bad mess in this world—you and I, and
-the rest. You don’t know what I’m talking about and it
-doesn’t matter. And now let’s find a good quiet restaurant
-where we can dine slowly and comfortably like two
-friends who have a lot to talk over.”</p>
-
-<p>In a moment she was all animation. The suggestion
-that I was going to act toward her as though she were a
-lady was, according to her standards, wildly unconventional.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, you’re funny,” she replied, laughing; “you
-really are funny.” And I could see that for once, in a
-long time, perhaps, the faintest touch of romance had entered
-this sordid world for her.</p>
-
-<p>As we came out, seeing that my attitude had changed
-so radically, she asked, “Would you get me a box of
-cigarettes? I haven’t any change.”</p>
-
-<p>“Surely,” I said, and we stepped into a tobacconist’s
-shop. From there we took a taxi to L.’s Corner
-House, which she seemed to regard as sufficiently luxurious;
-and from there—but I’ll tell this in detail.</p>
-
-<p>“Tell me,” I said, after she had given the order,
-picking something for herself and me; “you say you come
-from Wales. Tell me the name of a typical mining-town<span class="pagenum" id="Page_122">122</span>
-which is nearer London than some of the others—some
-place which is really poor and hard-worked.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, where I come from was pretty bad,” she ventured,
-giving me some unpronounceable name. “The
-people haven’t got much to live on there.”</p>
-
-<p>I wish you might have heard the peculiar purr of her
-accent.</p>
-
-<p>“And how far is that?”</p>
-
-<p>She gave me the hours from London and the railroad
-fare in shillings. I think it was about three hours
-at most.</p>
-
-<p>“And Cardiff’s pretty bad,” she added. “There’s
-lots of mines there. Very deep ones, too. The people
-are poor there.”</p>
-
-<p>“Have you ever been in a mine?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
-
-<p>I smiled at her civility, for in entering and leaving the
-room of the house of assignation, she had helped me on
-and off with my overcoat, quite as a servant might.</p>
-
-<p>I learned a little about Wales through her—its ill-paid
-life—and then we came back to London. How
-much did the average street girl really make? I wanted
-to know. She couldn’t tell me and she was quite honest
-about it.</p>
-
-<p>“Some make more than others,” she said. “I’m not
-very good at it,” she confessed. “I can’t make much.
-I don’t know how to get money out of men.”</p>
-
-<p>“I know you don’t,” I replied with real sympathy.
-“You’re not brazen enough. Those eyes of yours are
-too soft. You shouldn’t lie though, Lilly. You’re better
-than that. You ought to be in some other work,
-worse luck.”</p>
-
-<p>She didn’t answer, choosing to ignore my petty
-philosophic concern over something of which I knew so
-little.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_123">123</span></p>
-
-<p>We talked of girls—the different kinds. Some were
-really very pretty, some were not. Some had really nice
-figures, she said, you could see it. Others were made
-up terribly and depended on their courage or their audacity
-to trick money out of men—dissatisfied men.
-There were regular places they haunted, Piccadilly being
-the best—the only profitable place for her kind—and
-there were no houses of ill repute—the police did not
-allow them.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, but that can’t be,” I said. “And the vice of
-London isn’t concentrated in just this single spot.” The
-restaurant we were in—a large but cheap affair—was
-quite a center, she said. “There must be other places.
-All the women who do this sort of thing don’t come here.
-Where do they go?”</p>
-
-<p>“There’s another place along Cheapside.”</p>
-
-<p>It appeared that there were certain places where the
-girls congregated in this district—saloons or quasi-restaurants,
-where they could go and wait for men to speak
-to them. They could wait twenty minutes at a time
-and then if no one spoke to them they had to get up and
-leave, but after twenty minutes or so they could come
-back again and try their luck, which meant that they
-would have to buy another drink. Meantime there were
-other places and they were always full of girls.</p>
-
-<p>“You shall take me to that Cheapside place,” I suggested.
-“I will buy you more cigarettes and a box of
-candy afterwards. I will pay you for your time.”</p>
-
-<p>She thought about her traveling companion whom she
-had agreed to meet at eleven, and finally promised. The
-companion was to be left to her fate.</p>
-
-<p>While we dined we talked of men and the types they
-admired. Englishmen, she thought, were usually attracted
-toward French girls and Americans liked English
-girls, but the great trick was to get yourself up like<span class="pagenum" id="Page_124">124</span>
-an American girl and speak her patois—imitate her
-slang, because she was the most popular of all.</p>
-
-<p>“Americans and English gentlemen”—she herself
-made that odd distinction—“like the American girl.
-I’m sometimes taken for one,” she informed me, “and
-this hat is like the American hats.”</p>
-
-<p>It was. I smiled at the compliment, sordid as it may
-appear.</p>
-
-<p>“Why do they like them?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, the American girl is smarter. She walks
-quicker. She carries herself better. That’s what the
-men tell me.”</p>
-
-<p>“And you are able to deceive them?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s interesting. Let me hear you talk like an
-American. How do you do it?”</p>
-
-<p>She pursed her lips for action. “Well, I guess I’ll
-have to go now,” she began. It was not a very good imitation.
-“All Americans say ‘I guess,’” she informed
-me.</p>
-
-<p>“And what else?” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, let me see.” She seemed lost for more. “You
-teach me some,” she said. “I knew some other words,
-but I forget.”</p>
-
-<p>For half an hour I coached her in American slang.
-She sat there intensely interested while I drilled her
-simple memory and her lips in these odd American
-phrases, and I confess I took a real delight in teaching
-her. She seemed to think it would raise her market
-value. And so in a way I was aiding and abetting vice.
-Poor little Lilly E——! She will end soon enough.</p>
-
-<p>At eleven we departed for the places where she said
-these women congregated and then I saw what the London
-underworld of this kind was like. I was told afterwards
-that it was fairly representative.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_125">125</span></p>
-
-<p>This little girl took me to a place on a corner very
-close to a restaurant we were leaving—I should say two
-blocks. It was on the second floor and was reached by
-a wide stairway, which gave into a room like a circle
-surrounding the head of the stairs as a center. To the
-left, as we came up, was a bar attended by four or five
-pretty barmaids, and the room, quite small, was crowded
-with men and women. The women, or girls rather, for
-I should say all ranged somewhere between seventeen and
-twenty-six, were good looking in an ordinary way, but
-they lacked the “go” of their American sisters.</p>
-
-<p>The tables at which they were seated were ranged
-around the walls and they were drinking solely to pay
-the house for allowing them to sit there. Men were
-coming in and going out, as were the other girls. Sometimes
-they came in or went out alone. At other times
-they came in or went out in pairs. Waiters strolled to
-and fro, and the etiquette of the situation seemed to demand
-that the women should buy port wine—why, I
-don’t know. It was vile stuff, tasting as though it were
-prepared of chemicals and I refused to touch it. I was
-shown local detectives, girls who worked in pairs, and
-those lowest of all creatures, the men who traffic in
-women. I learned now that London closes all its restaurants,
-saloons, hotel bars and institutions of this kind
-promptly at twelve-thirty, and then these women are
-turned out on the streets.</p>
-
-<p>“You should see Piccadilly around one o’clock in the
-morning,” my guide had said to me a little while before,
-and now I understood. They were all forced out into
-Piccadilly from everywhere.</p>
-
-<p>It was rather a dismal thing sitting here, I must confess.
-The room was lively enough, but this type of life is so
-vacant of soul. It is precisely as though one stirred in
-straw and sawdust, expecting it to be vigorous with the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_126">126</span>
-feel of growing life and freshness, such as one finds in a
-stalk or tree. It is a world of dead ideals I should say—or,
-better yet, a world in which ideals never had a
-chance to grow. The women were the veriest birds of
-prey, cold, weary, disillusioned, angry, dull, sad, perhaps;
-the men were victims of carnal desire without the ability
-to understand how weary and disgusted the women were
-who sought to satisfy them. No clear understanding
-of life on either side; no suggestion of delicacy or romance.
-No subtlety of lure or parade. Rather, coarse,
-hard bargaining in which robbery and abuse and bitter
-recrimination play a sodden part. I know of nothing
-so ghastly, so suggestive of a totally dead spirit, so bitter
-a comment on life and love and youth and hope as a
-street girl’s weary, speculative, commercial cry of—“Hello,
-sweetheart!”</p>
-
-<p>From this first place we went to others—not so good,
-Lilly told me.</p>
-
-<p>It is a poor world. I do not attempt to explain it.
-The man or woman of bridled passion is much better
-off. As for those others, how much are they themselves
-to blame? Circumstances have so large a part in it. I
-think, all in all, it is a deadly hell-hole; and yet I know
-that talking is not going to reform it. Life, in my judgment,
-does not reform. The world is old. Passion in
-all classes is about the same. We think this shabby
-world is worst because it is shabby. But is it? Isn’t
-it merely that we are different—used to different
-things? I think so.</p>
-
-<p>After buying her a large box of candy I hailed a taxi
-and took my little girl home to her shabby room and left
-her. She was very gay. She had been made quite a little
-of since we started from the region of rented rooms.
-Her purse was now the richer by three pounds. Her
-opinion had been asked, her advice taken, she had been<span class="pagenum" id="Page_127">127</span>
-allowed to order. I had tried to make her feel that I
-admired her a little and that I was sorry for her a little.
-At her door, in the rain, I told her I might use some of
-this experience in a book sometime. She said, “Send
-me a copy of your book. Will I be in it?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes.”</p>
-
-<p>“Send it to me, will you?”</p>
-
-<p>“If you’re here.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I’ll be here. I don’t move often.”</p>
-
-<p>Poor little Welsh waif! I thought, how long, how
-long, will she be “here” before she goes down before the
-grim shapes that lurk in her dreary path—disease,
-despair, death?</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_128" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_128">128</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XIV">CHAPTER XIV<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">LONDON; THE EAST END</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap al"><span class="smcap1">As</span> interesting as any days that I spent in London
-were two in the East End, though I am sorry
-to add more drabby details to those just narrated.
-All my life I had heard of this particular section
-as grim, doleful, a center and sea of depraved and depressed
-life.</p>
-
-<p>“Nothing like the East End of London,” I have
-heard people say, and before I left I expected to look
-over it, of course. My desire to do so was whetted
-by a conversation I had with the poet, John Masefield,
-who, if I remember rightly, had once lived in the extreme
-East End of London, Canningtown. He had
-talked of the curious physical condition of the people
-which he described as “bluggy” or stagnant. Little
-intelligence in the first place, according to him, seemed to
-be breeding less and less intelligence as time went on.
-Poverty, lack of wits, lack of ambition were fostering inbreeding.
-Such things are easy to say. No one can
-really tell. Even more interesting to me was the
-proffered information concerning East End amusements—calf-eating
-contests, canary-singing contests, whiffet
-races, pigeon-eating contests. I was told it would be
-hard to indicate how simple-minded the people were
-in many things and yet how low and dark in their
-moods, physical and moral. I got a suggestion of
-this some days later, when I discovered in connection with
-the police courts that every little while the court-room
-is cleared in order that terrible, unprintable, almost unbearable
-testimony may be taken. What he said to me<span class="pagenum" id="Page_129">129</span>
-somehow suggested the atmosphere of the Whitechapel
-murders—those demoniac crimes that had thrilled the
-world a few years before.</p>
-
-<p>I must confess that my first impression was one of
-disappointment. America is strident and its typical
-“East Side” and slum conditions are strident also.
-There is no voiceless degradation that I have ever seen
-in America. The East Side of New York is unquestionably
-one of the noisiest spots in the world, if not the
-worst. It is so full of children—so full of hope too.</p>
-
-<p>I was surprised to find how distinctly different are the
-two realms of poverty in New York and London.</p>
-
-<p>On my first visit I took the subway or tube to St.
-Mary’s Station, Whitechapel, and getting out, investigated
-all that region which lies between there and the
-Great Eastern Railway Station and Bethnal Green and
-Shoreditch. I also reconnoitered Bethnal Green.</p>
-
-<p>It was a chill, gray, January day. The London haze
-was gray and heavy, quite depressing. Almost at once
-I noticed that this region which I was in, instead of being
-strident and blatant as in America, was peculiarly quiet.
-The houses, as in all parts of London, were exceedingly
-low, two and three stories, with occasional four- and five-story
-buildings for variation, but all built out of that
-drab, yellowish-gray brick which when properly smoked
-has such a sad and yet effective air. The streets were
-not narrow, as in New York’s East Side,—quite the
-contrary; but the difference in crowds, color, noise, life,
-was astounding. In New York the East Side streets,
-as I have said, are almost invariably crowded. Here
-they were almost empty. The low doors and areaways
-oozed occasional figures who were either thin, or shabby,
-or dirty, or sickly, but a crowd was not visible anywhere.
-They seemed to me to slink along in a half-hearted way
-and I, for one, experienced no sense of desperado criminality<span class="pagenum" id="Page_130">130</span>
-of any kind—only a low despair. The people
-looked too meek—too law-governed. The policeman
-must be an immense power in London. Vice?—yes.
-Poverty?—yes. I saw young boys and girls with bodies
-which seemed to me to be but half made up by nature—half
-done. They were ambling, lackadaisical, weary-looking.
-Low?—yes, in many cases. Filthy?—yes.
-Savage or dangerous?—not at all. I noticed the large
-number of cheap cloth caps worn by the men and boys
-and the large number of dull gray shawls wrapped slatternwise
-about the shoulders of the women. This world
-looked sad enough in all conscience, inexpressibly so, but
-because of the individual houses in many instances, the
-clean streets and the dark tiny shops, not unendurable—even
-homey in instances. I ventured to ask a stalwart
-London policeman—they are all stalwart in London—“Where
-are the very poor in the East End—the poorest
-there are?”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, most of these people hereabouts have little
-enough to live on,” he observed, looking straight before
-him with that charming soldierly air the London policemen
-have—his black strap under his chin.</p>
-
-<p>I walked long distances through such streets as Old
-Montague, King Edward, Great Carden, Hope, Brick
-Lane, Salesworthy, Flower, Dean, Hare, Fuller, Church
-Row, Cheshire, Hereford,—a long, long list, too long to
-give here, coming out finally at St. John’s Catholic
-Church at Bethnal Green and taking a car line for streets
-still farther out. I had studied shops, doorways, areas,
-windows, with constant curiosity. The only variation
-I saw to a dead level of sameness, unbroken by trees,
-green places or handsome buildings of any kind, were
-factory chimneys and endless charitable institutions covering,
-apparently, every form of human weakness or
-deficiency, but looking as if they were much drearier<span class="pagenum" id="Page_131">131</span>
-than the thing they were attempting to cure. One of
-them I remember was an institution for the orphans of
-seamen, and another a hospital for sick Spanish Jews.
-The lodging-houses for working-girls and working-boys
-were so numerous as to be discouraging and so dreary
-looking that I marveled that any boy or girl should endure
-to live in them. One could sense all forms of abuse
-and distress here. It would spring naturally out of so
-low a grade of intelligence. Only a Dickens, guided by
-the lamp of genius, could get at the inward spirit of these,
-and then perhaps it would not avail. Life, in its farthest
-reaches, sinks to a sad ugly mess and stays there.</p>
-
-<p>One of the places that I came upon in my perambulations
-was a public washhouse, laundry and bath, established
-by the London County Council, if I remember
-rightly, and this interested me greatly. It was near
-Winchester Street and looked not unlike a low, one-story,
-factory building. Since these things are always
-fair indications of neighborhoods, I entered and asked
-permission to inspect it. I was directed to the home or
-apartment of a small martinet of a director or manager,
-quite spare and dark and cockney, who frowned on me
-quizzically when he opened his door,—a perfect devil of a
-cheap superior who was for putting me down with a black
-look. I could see that it was one of the natives he was
-expecting to encounter.</p>
-
-<p>“I would like to look over the laundry and baths,”
-I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Where do you come from?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p>“America,” I replied.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh! Have you a card?”</p>
-
-<p>I gave him one. He examined it as though by some
-chance it might reveal something concerning me. Then
-he said if I would go round to the other side he would
-admit me. I went and waited a considerable time before<span class="pagenum" id="Page_132">132</span>
-he appeared. When he did, it was to lead me with a very
-uncertain air first into the room filled with homely bath
-closets, where you were charged a penny more or less—according
-to whether you had soap and towel or not—and
-where the tubs were dreary affairs with damp-looking
-wooden tops or flanges, and thence into the washroom
-and laundry-room, where at this time in the afternoon—about
-four o’clock—perhaps a score of women of
-the neighborhood were either washing or ironing.</p>
-
-<p>Dreary! dreary! dreary! Ghastly! In Italy, later,
-and southern France, I saw public washing under the
-sky, beside a stream or near a fountain—a broken, picturesque,
-deliciously archaic fountain in one instance.
-Here under gray skies, in a gray neighborhood, and in
-this prison-like washroom was one of the most doleful
-pictures of life the mind of man could imagine. Always
-when I think of the English, I want to go off into some
-long analysis of their character. We have so much to
-learn of life, it seems to me, and among the first things
-is the chemistry of the human body. I always marvel
-at the nature of the fluids which make up some people.
-Different climates must produce different kinds, just as
-they produce strange kinds of trees and animals. Here
-in England this damp, gray climate produces a muggy
-sort of soul which you find <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">au naturel</i> only when you
-walk among the very poor in such a neighborhood as
-this. Here in this wash-house I saw the low English
-<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">au naturel</i>, but no passing commentary such as this
-could do them justice. One would have to write a book
-in order to present the fine differences. Weakness, lowness
-of spirit, a vague comprehension of only the simplest
-things, combined with a certain meaty solidarity,
-gave me the creeps. Here they were, scrubbing or
-ironing; strings tied around their protuberant stomachs
-to keep their skirts up; clothes the color of lead or darker,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_133">133</span>
-and about as cheerful; hair gray or brownish-black, thin,
-unkempt; all of them flabby and weary-looking—about
-the atmosphere one would find in an American poorhouse.</p>
-
-<p>They washed here because there were no washing facilities
-in their own homes—no stationary tubs, no hot or
-cold water, no suitable stoves to boil water on. It was
-equally true of ironing facilities, the director told me.
-They came from blocks away. Some women washed here
-for whole vicinities—the more industrious ones. And
-yet few came here at that—the more self-respecting
-stayed away. I learned this after a long conversation with
-my guide whose principal commentary was that they were
-a worthless lot and that you had to watch them all the
-time. “If you don’t,” he said in cockney English,
-“they won’t keep things clean. You can’t teach ’em
-scarcely how to do things right. Now and then they
-gets their hands caught.” He was referring to the washing-drums
-and the mangles. It was a long story, but
-all I got out of it was that this was a dreary world, that
-he was sick of his position but compelled to keep it for
-financial reasons, that he wanted as little as possible to do
-with the kind of cattle which he considered these people
-to be and that he would prefer to give it up. There
-was a touch of socialism in all this—trying to do for
-the masses—but I argued that perhaps under more general
-socialistic conditions things would be better; certainly,
-one would have to secure more considerate feelings
-on the part of directors and some public approval
-which would bring out the better elements. Perhaps
-under truer socialism, however, public wash-houses
-would not be necessary at all. Anyhow, the cry from
-here to Bond Street and the Houses of Parliament and
-the stately world of the Lords seemed infinitely far.
-What can society do with the sad, shadowy base on which
-it rests?</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_134">134</span></p>
-
-<p>I came another day to another section of this world,
-approaching the East End via Aldgate and Commercial
-Road, and cutting through to Bethnal Green via Stepney.
-I found the same conditions—clean streets, low gray
-buildings, shabby people, a large museum whose chief
-distinction was that the floor of its central rotunda had
-been laid by women convicts!—and towering chimneys.
-So little life existed in the streets, generally speaking,
-that I confess I was depressed. London is so far flung.
-There were a great many Jews of Russian, Roumanian
-and Slavic extraction, nearly all bearing the marks of
-poverty and ignorance, but looking shrewd enough at
-that, and a great many physically deteriorated English.
-The long-bearded Jew with trousers sagging about his
-big feet, his small derby hat pulled low over his ears, his
-hands folded tightly across his back, was as much in evidence
-here as on the East Side in New York. I looked
-in vain for restaurants or show places of any kind (saloons,
-moving pictures, etc.). There were scarcely any
-here. This whole vicinity seemed to me to be given up
-to the poorest kind of living—sad, drab, gray. No wonder
-the policeman said to me: “Most of these people
-hereabouts have little enough to live on.” I’m sure of
-it. Finally, after a third visit, I consulted with another
-writer, a reputed authority on the East End, who gave
-me a list of particular neighborhoods to look at. If
-anything exceptional was to be detected from the appearance
-of the people, beyond what I have noted, I could
-not see it. I found no poor East End costers with
-buttons all over their clothes, although they once existed
-here. I found no evidence of the overcrowded home
-life, because I could not get into the houses to see. Children,
-it seemed to me, were not nearly so numerous as
-in similar areas in American cities. Even a police-court
-proceeding I saw in Avon Square was too dull to be interesting.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_135">135</span>
-I was told I might expect the most startling
-crimes. The two hours I spent in court developed only
-drunkenness and adultery. But as my English literary
-guide informed me, only time and familiarity with a
-given neighborhood would develop anything. I believe
-this. All I felt was that in such a dull, sordid, poor-bodied
-world any depth of filth or crime might be reached,
-but who cares to know?</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_136" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_136">136</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XV">CHAPTER XV<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">ENTER SIR SCORP</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap b"><span class="smcap1">During</span> all my stay at Bridgely Level I had been
-hearing more or less—an occasional remark—of
-a certain Sir Scorp, an Irish knight and art
-critic, a gentleman who had some of the finest Manets
-in the world. He had given Dublin its only significant
-collection of modern pictures—in fact, Ireland should
-be substituted for Dublin, and for this he was knighted.
-He was the art representative of some great museum in
-South Africa—at Johannesburg, I think,—and he was
-generally looked upon as an authority in the matter of
-pictures.</p>
-
-<p>Barfleur came one evening to my hotel with the announcement
-that Sir Scorp was coming down to Bridgely
-Level to spend Saturday and Sunday, that he would bring
-his car and that together on Sunday we three would
-motor to Oxford. Barfleur had an uncle who was a very
-learned master of Greek at that University and who, if
-we were quite nice and pleasant, might give us luncheon.
-We were, I found, to take a little side trip on Saturday
-afternoon to a place called Penn, some twenty or twenty-five
-miles from Bridgely Level, in Buckinghamshire,
-whence William Penn had come originally.</p>
-
-<p>Saturday was rainy and gloomy and I doubted whether
-we should do anything in such weather, but Barfleur was
-not easily put out. I wrote all morning in my alcove,
-while Barfleur examined papers, and some time after two
-Sir Scorp arrived,—a pale, slender, dark-eyed man of
-thirty-five or thereabouts, with a keen, bird-like glance, a
-poised, nervous, sensitive manner, and that elusive, subtlety<span class="pagenum" id="Page_137">137</span>
-of reference and speech which makes the notable
-intellectual wherever you find him. For the ten thousandth
-time in my life, where intellectuals are concerned,
-I noticed that peculiarity of mind which will not brook
-equality save under compulsion. Where are your credentials?—such
-minds invariably seem to ask. How do
-you come to be what you think you are? Is there a flaw
-in your intellectual or artistic armor? Let us see. So
-the duel of ideas and forms and methods of procedure
-begins, and you are made or unmade, in the momentary
-estimate of the individual, by your ability to withstand
-criticism. I liked Sir Scorp as intellectuals go. I liked
-his pale face, his trim black beard, his slim hands and his
-poised, nervous, elusive manner.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes. So you’re new to England. I envy you
-your early impression. I am reserving for the future
-the extreme pleasure of reading you.” These little
-opening civilities always amuse me. We are all on the
-stage and we play our parts perforce whether we do so
-consciously or not.</p>
-
-<p>It appeared that the chauffeur had to be provided for,
-Sir Scorp had to be given a hasty lunch. He seemed to
-fall in with the idea of a short run to Penn before dark,
-even if the day were gloomy, and so, after feeding him
-quickly before the grate fire in the drawing-room, we were
-off—Sir Scorp, Barfleur, Berenice and Percy—Barfleur’s
-son—and myself. Sir Scorp sat with me in the
-tonneau and Barfleur and Percy in the front seat.</p>
-
-<p>Sir Scorp made no effort to strike up any quick relationship
-with me—remained quite aloof and talked in
-generalities. I could see that he took himself very seriously—as
-well he might, seeing that, as I understood it,
-he had begun life with nothing. There were remarks—familiar
-ones concerning well-known painters, sculptors,
-architects, and the social life of England.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_138">138</span></p>
-
-<p>This first afternoon trip was pleasant enough, acquainting
-me as it did with the character of the country about
-Bridgely Level for miles and miles. Up to this time I
-had been commiserated on the fact that it was winter
-and I was seeing England under the worst possible conditions,
-but I am not so sure that it was such a great disadvantage.
-To-day as we sped down some damp, slippery
-hillside where the river Thames was to be seen far
-below twisting like a letter S in the rain, I thought to myself
-that light and color—summer light and color—would
-help but little. The villages that we passed were
-all rain-soaked and preternaturally solemn. There were
-few if any people abroad. We did not pass a single
-automobile on the way to Penn and but a single railroad
-track. These little English villages for all the extended
-English railway system, are practically without railway
-communication. You have to drive or walk a number of
-miles to obtain suitable railway connection.</p>
-
-<p>I recall the sag-roofed, moss-patterned, vine-festooned
-cottages of once red but now brownish-green brick, half
-hidden behind high brick walls where curiously clipped
-trees sometimes stood up in sentinel order, and vines
-and bushes seemed in a conspiracy to smother the doors
-and windows in an excess of knitted leafage. Until you
-see them no words can adequately suggest the subtlety
-of age and some old order of comfort, once prevailing,
-but now obsolete, which these little towns and separate
-houses convey. You know, at a glance, that they
-are not of this modern work-a-day world. You know
-at a glance that no power under the sun can save them.
-They are of an older day and an older thought—the
-thought perhaps that goes with Gray’s “Elegy” and
-Goldsmith’s “Traveller” and “Deserted Village.”</p>
-
-<p>That night at dinner, before and after, we fell into
-a most stirring argument. As I recall, it started<span class="pagenum" id="Page_139">139</span>
-with Sir Scorp’s insisting that St. Paul’s of London,
-which is a product of the skill of Sir Christopher Wren, as
-are so many of the smaller churches of London, was
-infinitely superior externally to the comparatively new
-and still unfinished Roman Catholic Cathedral of Westminster.
-With that I could not agree. I have always
-objected, anyhow, to the ground plan of the Gothic cathedral,
-namely, the cross, as being the worst possible
-arrangement which could be devised for an interior. It
-is excellent as a scheme for three or four interiors—the
-arms of the cross being always invisible from the
-nave—but as one interior, how can it compare with
-the straight-lying basilica which gives you one grand forward
-sweep, or the solemn Greek temple with its pediment
-and glorifying rows of columns. Of all forms of architecture,
-other things being equal, I most admire the Greek,
-though the Gothic exteriorly, even more than interiorly,
-has a tremendous appeal. It is so airy and florate.</p>
-
-<p>However, St. Paul’s is neither Greek, Gothic, nor
-anything else very much—a staggering attempt on
-the part of Sir Christopher Wren to achieve something
-new which is to me not very successful. The dome is
-pleasing and the interior space is fairly impressive, but
-the general effect is botchy, and I think I said as much.
-Naturally this was solid ground for an argument and the
-battle raged to and fro,—through Greece, Rome, the
-Byzantine East and the Gothic realms of Europe and
-England. We finally came down to the skyscrapers of
-New York and Chicago and the railway terminals of
-various American cities, but I shall not go into that.
-What was more important was that it raised a question
-concerning the proletariate of England,—the common
-people from whom, or because of whom, all things are
-made to rise, and this was based on the final conclusion
-that all architecture is, or should be, an expression of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_140">140</span>
-national temperament, and this as a fact was partly questioned
-and partly denied, I think. It began by my asking
-whether the little low cottages we had been seeing that
-afternoon—the quaint windows, varying gables, pointless
-but delicious angles, and the battered, time-worn state of
-houses generally—was an expression of the English temperament.
-Mind you, I love what these things stand
-for. I love the simpleness of soul which somehow is
-conveyed by Burns and Wordsworth and Hardy, and I
-would have none of change if life could be ordered so
-sweetly—if it could really stay. Alas, I know it can
-not. Compared to the speed and skill which is required
-to manipulate the modern railway trains, the express
-companies, the hotels, the newspapers, all this is helpless,
-pathetic.</p>
-
-<p>Sir Scorp’s answer was yes, that they were an expression,
-but that, nevertheless, the English mass was a beast
-of muddy brain. It did not—could not—quite understand
-what was being done. Above it were superimposed
-intellectual classes, each smaller and more enthusiastic
-and aware as you reach the top. At least, it
-has been so, he said, but now democracy and the newspapers
-are beginning to break up this lovely solidarity
-of simplicity and ignorance into something that is not
-so nice.</p>
-
-<p>“People want to get on now,” he declared. “They
-want each to be greater than the other. They must
-have baths and telephones and railways and they want
-to undo this simplicity. The greatness of England
-has been due to the fact that the intellectual superior
-classes with higher artistic impulses and lovelier tendencies
-generally could direct the masses and like sheep
-they would follow. Hence all the lovely qualities of
-England; its ordered households, its beautiful cathedrals,
-its charming castles and estates, its good roads, its delicate<span class="pagenum" id="Page_141">141</span>
-homes, and order and precedences. The magnificent
-princes of the realm have been able to do so much
-for art and science because their great impulses need not
-be referred back to the mass—the ignorant, non-understanding
-mass—for sanction.”</p>
-
-<p>Sir Scorp sprang with ease to Lorenzo, the magnificent,
-to the princes of Italy, to Rome and the Cæsars
-for illustration. He cited France and Louis. Democracy,
-he declared, is never going to do for all what the
-established princes could do. Democracy is going to be
-the death of art. Not so, I thought and said, for democracy
-can never alter the unalterable difference between
-high and low, rich and poor, little brain and big
-brain, strength and weakness. It cannot abolish difference
-and make a level plane. It simply permits the several
-planes to rise higher together. What is happening
-is that the human pot is boiling again. Nations are undergoing
-a transition period. We are in a maelstrom,
-which means change and reconstruction. America is going
-to flower next and grandly, and perhaps after that
-Africa, or Australia. Then, say, South America, and
-we come back to Europe by way of India, China, Japan
-and through Russia. All in turn and new great things
-from each again. Let’s hope so. A pretty speculation,
-anyhow.</p>
-
-<p>At my suggestion of American supremacy, Sir Scorp,
-although he protested, no doubt honestly, that he preferred
-the American to any other foreign race, was on
-me in a minute with vital criticism and I think
-some measure of insular solidarity. The English do not
-love the Americans—that is sure. They admire their
-traits—some of them, but they resent their commercial
-progress. The wretched Americans will not listen
-to the wise British. They will not adhere to their noble
-and magnificent traditions. They go and do things quite<span class="pagenum" id="Page_142">142</span>
-out of order and the way in which they should be done,
-and then they come over to England and flaunt the fact
-in the noble Britisher’s face. This is above all things
-sad. It is evil, crass, reprehensible, anything you will, and
-the Englishman resents it. He even resents it when he is
-an Irish Englishman. He dislikes the German much—fears
-the outcome of a war from that quarter—but
-really he dislikes the American more. I honestly think
-he considers America far more dangerous than Germany.
-What are you going to do with that vast realm
-which is “the states”? It is upsetting the whole world
-by its nasty progressiveness, and this it should not be
-permitted to do. England should really lead. England
-should have invented all the things which the Americans
-have invented. England should be permitted to dictate
-to-day and to set the order of forms and procedures, but
-somehow it isn’t doing it. And, hang it all! the Americans
-<em>are</em>. We progressed through various other things,—an
-American operatic manager who was then in London
-attempting to revise English opera, an American tobacco
-company which had made a failure of selling tobacco
-to the English, but finally weariness claimed us all,
-and we retired for the night, determined to make Oxford
-on the morrow if the weather faired in the least.</p>
-
-<p>The next morning I arose, glad that we had had such a
-forceful argument. It was worth while, for it brought
-us all a little closer together. Barfleur, the children
-and I ate breakfast together while we were waiting
-for Scorp to come down and wondering whether we
-should really go, it was so rainy. Barfleur gave me a
-book on Oxford, saying that if I was truly interested I
-should look up beforehand the things that I was to see.
-Before a pleasant grate fire I studied this volume, but
-my mind was disturbed by the steadily approaching fact
-of the trip itself, and I made small progress. Somehow<span class="pagenum" id="Page_143">143</span>
-during the morning the plan that Barfleur had of getting
-us invited to luncheon by his uncle at Oxford disappeared
-and it turned out that we were to go the whole distance
-and back in some five or six hours, having only two or
-three hours for sightseeing.</p>
-
-<p>At eleven Sir Scorp came down and then it was agreed
-that the rain should make no difference. We would go,
-anyhow.</p>
-
-<p>I think I actually thrilled as we stepped into the car,
-for somehow the exquisite flavor and sentiment of Oxford
-was reaching me here. I hoped we would go fast
-so that I should have an opportunity to see much of it.
-We did speed swiftly past open fields where hay cocks
-were standing drearily in the drizzling rain, and down
-dark aisles of bare but vine-hung trees, and through
-lovely villages where vines and small oddly placed windows
-and angles and green-grown, sunk roofs made me
-gasp for joy. I imagined how they would look in April
-and May with the sun shining, the birds flying, a soft
-wind blowing. I think I could smell the odor of roses
-here in the wind and rain. We tore through them, it
-seemed to me, and I said once to the driver, “Is there
-no law against speeding in England?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” he replied, “there is, but you can’t pay any
-attention to that if you want to get anywhere.”</p>
-
-<p>There were graceful flocks of crows flying here and
-there. There were the same gray little moss-grown
-churches with quaint belfries and odd vine-covered windows.
-There were the same tree-protected borders of
-fields, some of them most stately where the trees were tall
-and dark and sad in the rain. I think an open landscape,
-such as this, with green, wet grass or brown stubble and
-low, sad, heavy, gray clouds for sky and background,
-is as delicious as any landscape that ever was. And it
-was surely not more than one hour and a half after we<span class="pagenum" id="Page_144">144</span>
-left Bridgely before we began to rush through the narrow,
-winding streets where houses, always brick and
-stone and red walls with tall gates and vines above
-them, lined either side of the way. It was old—you
-could see that, even much that could be considered
-new in England was old according to the American
-standard. The plan of the city was odd to me because
-unlike the American cities, praise be! there was no plan.
-Not an east and west street, anywhere. Not a north and
-south one. Not a four- or five-story building anywhere,
-apparently, and no wood; just wet, gray stone and reddish-brown
-brick and vines. When I saw High Street
-and the façade of Queens College I leaped for joy. I
-can think of nothing lovelier in either marble or bronze
-than this building line. It is so gentle, so persuasive of
-beautiful thought, such an invitation to reflection and
-tender romance. It is so obvious that men have worked
-lovingly over this. It is so plain there has been great
-care and pains and that life has dealt tenderly with all.
-It has not been destroyed or revised and revivified, but
-just allowed to grow old softly and gracefully.</p>
-
-<p>Owing to our revised plans for luncheon I had several
-marmalade sandwiches in my hand, laid in an open white
-paper which Barfleur had brought and passed around, the
-idea being that we would not have time for lunch if we
-wished to complete our visit and get back by dark. Sir
-Scorp had several meat sandwiches in another piece of
-paper equally flamboyant. I was eating vigorously, for
-the ride had made me hungry, the while my eyes searched
-out the jewel wonders of the delicious prospect before
-me.</p>
-
-<p>“This will never do,” observed Sir Scorp, folding up
-his paper thoughtfully, “invading these sacred precincts
-in this ribald manner. They’ll think we’re a lot of
-American sightseers come to despoil the place.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_145">145</span></p>
-
-<p>“Such being the case,” I replied, “we’ll disgrace Barfleur
-for life. He has relations here. Nothing would
-give me greater pleasure.”</p>
-
-<p>“Come, Dreiser. Give me those sandwiches.”</p>
-
-<p>It was Barfleur, of course.</p>
-
-<p>I gave over my feast reluctantly. Then we went up
-the street, shoulder to shoulder, as it were, Berenice
-walking with first one and another. I had thought to
-bring my little book on Oxford and to my delight I could
-see that it was even much better than the book indicated.</p>
-
-<p>How shall one do justice to so exquisite a thing as Oxford,—twenty-two
-colleges and halls, churches, museums
-and the like, with all their lovely spires, towers, buttresses,
-ancient walls, ancient doors, pinnacles, gardens, courts,
-angles and nooks which turn and wind and confront each
-other and break into broad views and delicious narrow
-vistas with a grace and an uncertainty which delights and
-surprises the imagination at every turn. I can think of
-nothing more exquisite than these wonderful walls, so
-old that whatever color they were originally, they now
-are a fine mottled black and gray, with uncertain patches
-of smoky hue, and places where the stone has crumbled
-to a dead white. Time has done so much; tradition has
-done so much; pageantry and memory; the art of the
-architect, the perfect labor of builder, the beauty of
-the stone itself, and then nature—leaves and trees and
-the sky! This day of rain and lowery clouds—though
-Sir Scorp insisted it could stand no comparison with sunshine
-and spring and the pathos of a delicious twilight
-was yet wonderful to me. Grays and blacks and dreary
-alterations of storm clouds have a remarkable value when
-joined with so delicate and gracious a thing as perfectly
-arranged stone. We wandered through alleys and courts
-and across the quadrangles of University College, Baliol
-College, Wadham College, Oriel College, up High Street,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_146">146</span>
-through Park Street, into the Chapel of Queens College,
-into the banquet of Baliol and again to the Bodleian Library,
-and thence by strange turns and lovely gateways
-to an inn for tea. It was raining all the while and I listened
-to disquisitions by Sir Scorp on the effect of the
-personalities, and the theories of both Inigo Jones and
-Christopher Wren, not only on these buildings but on
-the little residences in the street. Everywhere, Sir Scorp,
-enthusiast that he is, found something—a line of windows
-done in pure Tudor, a clock tower after the best
-fashion of Jones, a façade which was Wren pure and
-simple. He quarreled delightfully, as the artist always
-will, with the atrocity of this restoration or that failure
-to combine something after the best manner, but barring
-the worst errors which showed quite plainly enough in
-such things as the Oxford art gallery and a modern
-church or two—it was all perfect. Time and tradition
-have softened, petted, made lovely even the plainest surfaces.</p>
-
-<p>I learned from Barfleur where Walter Pater and
-Oscar Wilde lived, where Shelley’s essay on atheism was
-burned, and where afterwards a monument was erected
-to him, where some English bishops were burned for refusing
-to recant their religious beliefs and where the
-dukes and princes of the realm were quartered in their
-college days. Sir Scorp descanted on the pity of the fact,
-that some, who would have loved a world such as this
-in their youth, could never afford to come here, while
-others who were as ignorant as boors and as dull as
-swine, were for reasons of wealth and family allowed
-to wallow in a world of art which they could not possibly
-appreciate. Here as elsewhere I learned that professors
-were often cads and pedants—greedy, jealous, narrow,
-academic. Here as elsewhere precedence was the great
-fetish of brain and the silly riot of the average college student<span class="pagenum" id="Page_147">147</span>
-was as common as in the meanest school. Life is the
-same, be art great or little, and the fame of even Oxford
-cannot gloss over the weakness of a humanity that will
-alternately be low and high, shabby and gorgeous, narrow
-and vast.</p>
-
-<p>The last thing we saw were some very old portions of
-Christ College, which had been inhabited by Dominican
-monks, I believe, in their day, and this thrilled and delighted
-me quite as much as anything. I forgot all about
-the rain in trying to recall the type of man and the type
-of thought that must have passed in and out of those
-bolt-riven doors, but it was getting time to leave and my
-companions would have none of my lagging delight.</p>
-
-<p>It was blowing rain and as we were leaving Oxford
-I lost my cap and had to walk back after it. Later I lost
-my glove! As we rode my mind went back over the
-ancient chambers, the paneled woodwork, stained glass
-windows, and high vaulted ceilings I had just seen. The
-heavy benches and somber portraits in oil sustained themselves
-in my mind clearly. Oxford, I said to myself, was
-a jewel architecturally. Another thousand years and it
-would be as a dream of the imagination. I feel now
-as if its day were done; as if so much gentle beauty can
-not endure. I had seen myself the invasion of the electric
-switch board and the street car in High Street, and
-of course other things will come. Already the western
-world is smiling at a solemnity and a beauty which are
-noble and lovely to look upon, but which cannot keep pace
-with a new order and a new need.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_148" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_148">148</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XVI">CHAPTER XVI<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">A CHRISTMAS CALL</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">The</span> Christmas holidays were drawing near and
-Barfleur was making due preparations for the
-celebration of that event. He was a stickler
-for the proper observance of those things which have
-national significance and national or international feeling
-behind them. Whatever joy he might get out of such
-things, much or little, I am convinced that he was much
-more concerned lest some one should fail of an appropriate
-share of happiness than he was about anything
-else. I liked that in Barfleur. It touched me greatly,
-and made me feel at times as though I should like to pat
-him on the head.</p>
-
-<p>During all my youth in Indiana and elsewhere I had
-been fed on that delightful picture, “Christmas in England,”
-concocted first, I believe (for American consumption,
-anyhow), by Washington Irving, and from
-him rehashed for magazines and newspaper purposes until
-it had come to be romance <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">ad nauseum</i>. The boar’s
-head carried in by the butler of Squire Bracebridge, the
-ancient peacock pie with the gorgeous tail feathers arranged
-at one end of the platter and the crested head at
-the other, the yule log, the mistletoe berries, and the
-Christmas choristers singing outside of windows and
-doors of echoing halls, had vaguely stood their ground
-and as such had rooted themselves in my mind as something
-connected with ancestral England. I did not exactly
-anticipate anything of this kind as being a part of
-present-day England, or of Barfleur’s simple country residence,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_149">149</span>
-but, nevertheless, I was in England, and he was
-making Christmas preparations of one kind or another,
-and my mind had a perfect right to ramble a little. I
-think most of all I anticipated another kind of toy from
-that to which we are accustomed in America.</p>
-
-<p>So many things go to make up that very amiable feast
-of Christmas when it is successful that I can hardly think
-now of all that contributed to this one. There was Sir
-Scorp, of whom by now I had grown very fond, and
-who was coming here to spend the holidays. There was
-Gerard Barfleur, a cousin of Barfleur’s, a jolly, roystering
-theatrical manager, who was unquestionably—after
-Barfleur—one of the most pleasing figures I met in
-England, a whimsical, comic-ballad-singing, character-loving
-soul, who was as great a favorite with women and
-children as one would want to find. He knew all sorts
-of ladies, apparently, of high and low degree, rich and
-poor, beautiful and otherwise, and seemed kindly disposed
-toward them all. I could write a splendid human-interest
-sketch of Gerard Barfleur alone. There was
-Mr. T. McT., a pale, thoughtful person, artistic and
-poetic to his finger tips, curator of one of the famous
-museums, a lover of Mr. Housman’s “A Shropshire
-Lad,” a lover of ancient glass and silver, whose hair
-hung in a sweet mop over his high, pale forehead, and
-whose limpid dark eyes shone with a kindly, artistic light.
-Then there was Barfleur’s aunt and her daughter, mother
-and sister respectively of the highly joyous Gerard Barfleur,
-and wife and daughter of a famous litterateur.
-Then, to cap it all, were the total of Barfleur’s very interesting
-household,—housekeeper, governess, maid, cook,
-gardener, and—last, but not least, the four charming, I
-might almost say adorable, children.</p>
-
-<p>There, too, was Barfleur, a host in himself. For
-weeks beforehand he kept saying on occasion as we wandered<span class="pagenum" id="Page_150">150</span>
-about London together, “No, we can’t go there,”
-or, “You mustn’t accept that, because we have reserved
-that Saturday and Sunday for Christmas at my place,”
-and so nothing was done which might interfere. Being
-in his hands I finally consulted him completely as to
-Christmas presents, and found that I was to be limited
-to very small gifts, mere tokens of good-will, I being his
-guest. I did manage to get him a supply of his favorite
-cigarettes, however, unknown to himself,—the ones his
-clever secretary told me he much preferred,—and had
-them sent out to the house with some favorite books for
-the remaining members of the household.</p>
-
-<p>But the man was in such high spirits over the whole
-program he had laid out for me—winter and spring,—the
-thought of Paris and the Riviera,—that he was quite
-beside himself. More than once he said to me, beaming
-through his monocle, “We shall have a delightful time on
-the continent soon. I’m looking forward to it, and to
-your first impressions.” Every evening he wanted to
-take my hastily scribbled notes and read them, and after
-doing so was anxious to have me do them all just that
-way, that is, day by day as I experienced them. I found
-that quite impossible, however. Once he wanted to
-know if I had any special preference in wines or cordials
-and I knew very well why he asked. Another time he
-overheard me make the statement that I had always
-longed to eat rich, odorous Limburger cheese from Germany.</p>
-
-<p>“Done!” he exclaimed. “We shall have it for Christmas.”</p>
-
-<p>“But, Papa,” piped up Berenice maliciously, “we don’t
-all have to have it at the same time, do we?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, my dear,” replied Barfleur solemnly, with that
-amazingly patronizing and parental air which always convulsed
-me, a sort of gay deviltry always lurking behind it.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_151">151</span></p>
-
-<p>“Only Mr. Dreiser need have it. He is German and
-likes it.”</p>
-
-<p>I assumed as German a look as I might,—profound,
-Limburgery.</p>
-
-<p>“And I believe you like Mr. Jones’s sausage,” he observed
-on another occasion, referring to an American
-commodity, which he had heard me say in New York
-that I liked. “We shall have some of those.”</p>
-
-<p>“Are American sausage like English sausage?” inquired
-young Charles Gerald interestedly.</p>
-
-<p>“Now Heaven only knows,” I replied. “I have never
-eaten English sausages. Ask your father.”</p>
-
-<p>Barfleur merely smiled. “I think not,” he replied.</p>
-
-<p>“Christmas is certainly looking up,” I said to him
-badgeringly. “If I come out of here alive,—in condition
-for Paris and the Riviera,—I shall be grateful.”</p>
-
-<p>He beamed on me reprovingly.</p>
-
-<p>Well, finally, to make a long story short, the day came,
-or, at least, the day before. We were all assembled for
-a joyous Christmas Eve—T. McT., Sir Scorp, Gerard
-Barfleur, the dearest aunt and the charming cousin, extremely
-intelligent and artistic women both, the four children,
-Barfleur’s very clever and appealing secretary, and
-myself. There was a delightful dinner spread at seven-thirty,
-when we all assembled to discuss the prospects of
-the morrow. It was on the program, as I discovered,
-that I should arise, and accompany Barfleur, his aunt, his
-cousin, and the children to a nearby abbey church, a lovely
-affair, I was told, on the bank of the Thames hard by the
-old English town called Bridgely, while Gerard Barfleur,
-who positively refused to have anything to do with religion
-of any kind, quality or description, was to go and reconnoiter
-a certain neighboring household (of which more
-anon), and to take young James Herbert (he of the
-“bawth”) for a fine and long-anticipated ride on his motor<span class="pagenum" id="Page_152">152</span>
-cycle. Lord Scorp and T. McT. were to remain behind
-to discuss art, perhaps, or literature, being late risers.
-If there was to be any Santa Claus, which the children
-doubted, owing to Barfleur’s rather grave asseveration to
-the contrary (there having been a number of reasons why
-a severely righteous Santa might see fit to remain away),
-he was not to make his appearance until rather late in
-the afternoon. Meanwhile we had all adjourned to the
-general living-room, where a heavy coal fire blazed on
-the hearth (for once), and candles were lighted in profusion.
-The children sang songs of the north, accompanied
-by their governess. I can see their quaint faces
-now, gathered about the piano. Lord Scorp, McT. and
-myself indulged in various artistic discussions and badinage;
-Mrs. Barfleur, the aunt, told me the brilliant story
-of her husband’s life,—a great naturalistic philosopher
-and novelist,—and finally after coffee, sherry, nuts and
-much music and songs,—some comic ones by Gerard
-Barfleur,—we retired for the night.</p>
-
-<p>It is necessary, to prepare the reader properly for the
-morrow, to go back a few days or weeks, possibly, and
-tell of a sentimental encounter that befell me one day
-as I was going for a walk in that green world which encompassed
-Bridgely Level. It was a most delightful
-spectacle. Along the yellowish road before me, with its
-border of green grass and green though leafless trees, there
-was approaching a most interesting figure of a woman, a
-chic, dashing bit of femininity,—at once (the presumption,
-owing to various accompanying details was mine)
-wife, mother, chatelaine,—as charming a bit of womanhood
-and English family sweetness as I had yet seen in
-England. English women, by and large, let me state
-here, are not smart, at least those that I encountered; but
-here was one dressed after the French fashion in trig,
-close-fitting blue, outlining her form perfectly, a little<span class="pagenum" id="Page_153">153</span>
-ermine cap of snowy whiteness set jauntily over her ear,
-her smooth black hair parted demurely over her forehead,
-a white muff warming her hands, and white spats emphasizing
-the trim leather of her foot gear. Her eyes
-were dark brown, her cheeks rosy, her gait smart and
-tense. I could scarcely believe she was English, the
-mother of the three-year-old in white and red wool, a little
-girl, who was sitting astride a white donkey, which,
-in turn, was led by a trim maid or nurse or governess in
-somber brown,—but it was quite plain that she was.
-There was such a wise, sober look about all this smartness,
-such a taut, buttressed conservatism, that I was enchanted.
-It was such a delightful picture to encounter
-of a clear December morning that, in the fashion of the
-English, I exclaimed, “My word! This is something
-like!”</p>
-
-<p>I went back to the house that afternoon determined
-to make inquiries. Perhaps she was a neighbor,—a
-friend of the family!</p>
-
-<p>Of all the individuals who have an appropriate and
-superior taste for the smart efforts of the fair sex, commend
-me to Barfleur. His interest and enthusiasm
-neither flags nor fails. Being a widower of discretion
-he knows exactly what is smart for a woman as well as
-a man, and all you have to do to make him prick up his
-ears attentively is to mention trig beauty as existing in
-some form, somewhere,—not too distant for his adventuring.</p>
-
-<p>“What’s this?” I can see his eye lighting. “Beauty?
-A lovely woman? When? Where?”</p>
-
-<p>This day, finding Wilkins in the garden trimming some
-bushes, I had said, “Wilkins, do you know any family
-hereabouts that keeps a white donkey?”</p>
-
-<p>Wilkins paused and scratched his ear reflectively.
-“No, sir! I cawn’t say has I do, sir. I might harsk, sir,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_154">154</span>
-down in the village, hif you’re very hanxious to know.”</p>
-
-<p>Be it known by all men that I feed Wilkins amply for
-all services performed,—hence his interest.</p>
-
-<p>“Never mind for the present, Wilkins,” I replied. “I
-may want to know. If so, I’ll ask you.”</p>
-
-<p>I knew he would inquire anyhow.</p>
-
-<p>That night at dinner, the family being all present, Barfleur
-in his chair at the head of the table, the wine at his
-right, I said <span class="locked">mildly—</span></p>
-
-<p>“I saw the most beautiful woman to-day I have yet
-seen in England.”</p>
-
-<p>Barfleur was just in the act of elevating a glass of
-champagne to his lips, but he paused to fix me with an
-inquiring eye.</p>
-
-<p>“Where?” he questioned solemnly. “Were you in
-the city?”</p>
-
-<p>“Not at all. I rarely, if ever, see them in the city.
-It was very near here. A most beautiful woman,—very
-French,—trim figure, small feet, a gay air. She had a
-lovely three-year-old child with her riding a white
-donkey.”</p>
-
-<p>“A white donkey? Trim, very French, you say?
-This is most interesting! I don’t recall any one about
-here who keeps a white donkey. Berenice,” he turned
-to his young daughter. “Do you recall any one hereabout
-who keeps a white donkey?”</p>
-
-<p>Berenice, a wizard of the future, merely smiled wisely.</p>
-
-<p>“I do not, Papa.”</p>
-
-<p>“This is very curious, very curious indeed,” continued
-Barfleur, returning to me. “For the life of me, I cannot
-think of any one who keeps a white donkey. Who
-can she be? Walking very near here, you say? I shall
-have a look into this. She may be the holiday guest of
-some family. But the donkey and child and maid—Young,
-you say? Percy, you don’t remember whether<span class="pagenum" id="Page_155">155</span>
-any one hereabout owns a white donkey,—any one with
-a maid and a three-year-old child?”</p>
-
-<p>Percy smiled broadly. “No, I don’t,” he said. Barfleur
-shook his head in mock perturbation. “It’s very
-strange,” he said. “I don’t like the thought of there
-being any really striking women hereabout of whom I
-know nothing.” He drank his wine.</p>
-
-<p>There was no more of this then, but I knew that in all
-probability the subject would come up again. Barfleur
-inquired, and Wilkins inquired, and as was natural, the
-lady was located. She turned out to be the wife of a
-tennis, golf, and aeroplane expert or champion, a man who
-held records for fast automobiling and the like, and who
-was independently settled in the matter of means. Mrs.
-Barton Churchill was her name as I recall. It also turned
-out most unfortunately that Barfleur did not know her,
-and could not place any one who did.</p>
-
-<p>“This is all very trying,” he said when he discovered
-this much. “Here you are, a celebrated American
-author, admiring a very attractive woman whom you
-meet on the public highway; and here am I, a resident of
-the neighborhood in which she is living, and I do not
-even know her. If I did, it would all be very simple.
-I could take you over, she would be immensely flattered
-at the nice things you have said about her. She would
-be grateful to me for bringing you. Presto,—we should
-be fast friends.”</p>
-
-<p>“Exactly,” I replied sourly. “You and she would
-be fast friends. After I am gone in a few days all will
-be lovely. I shall not be here to protect my interests.
-It is always the way. I am the cat’s paw, the bait, the
-trap. I won’t stand for it. I saw her first, and she is
-mine.”</p>
-
-<p>“My dear fellow,” he exclaimed banteringly, “how
-you go on! I don’t understand you at all. This is England.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_156">156</span>
-The lady is married. A little neighborly friendship.
-Hmm.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, yes,” I replied. “I know all about the
-neighborly friendship. You get me an introduction to
-the lady and I shall speak for myself.”</p>
-
-<p>“As for that matter,” he added thoughtfully, “it
-would not be inappropriate under the circumstances for
-me to introduce myself in your behalf. She would be
-pleased, I’m sure. You are a writer, you admire her.
-Why shouldn’t she be pleased?”</p>
-
-<p>“Curses!” I exclaimed. “Always in the way. Always
-stepping in just when I fancy I have found something
-for myself.”</p>
-
-<p>But nothing was done until Gerard Barfleur arrived
-a day or two before Christmas. That worthy had
-traveled all over England with various theatrical companies.
-Being the son of an eminent literary man
-he had been received in all circles, and knew comfortable
-and interesting people in every walk of life
-apparently, everywhere. Barfleur, who, at times, I think,
-resented his social sufficiency, was nevertheless prone to
-call on him on occasion for advice. On this occasion,
-since Gerard knew this neighborhood almost as well as
-his cousin, he consulted him as to our lady of the donkey.</p>
-
-<p>“Mrs. Churchill? Mrs. Barton Churchill?” I can
-still see his interested look. “Why, it seems to me that
-I do know some one of that name. If I am not mistaken
-I know her husband’s brother, Harris Churchill, up in
-Liverpool. He’s connected with a bank up there.
-We’ve motored all over England together, pretty nearly.
-I’ll stop in Christmas morning and see if it isn’t the
-same family. The description you give suits the lady
-I know almost exactly.”</p>
-
-<div id="if_i_156" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 21em;">
- <img src="images/i_156.jpg" width="975" height="1899" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">Barfleur</div></div>
-
-<p>I was all agog. The picture she had presented was
-so smart. Barfleur was interested though perhaps disappointed,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_157">157</span>
-too, that Gerard knew her when he didn’t.</p>
-
-<p>“This is most fortunate,” he said to me solemnly.
-“Now if it should turn out that he does know her, we
-can call there Christmas day after dinner. Or perhaps
-he will take you.”</p>
-
-<p>This came a little regretfully, I think, for Gerard Barfleur
-accounted himself an equal master with his cousin
-in the matter of the ladies, and was not to be easily set
-aside. So Christmas eve it was decided that Gerard
-should, on the morrow, reconnoiter the Churchill country
-house early, and report progress, while we went to
-church. Fancy Barfleur and me marching to church
-Christmas morning with the children!</p>
-
-<p>Christmas in England! The day broke clear and
-bright, and there we all were. It was not cold, and as
-is usual, there was little if any wind. I remember looking
-out of my window down into the valley toward
-Bridgely, and admiring the green rime upon the trees,
-the clustered chimneys of a group of farmers’ and working-men’s
-cottages, the low sagging roofs of red tile or
-thatch, and the small window panes that always somehow
-suggest a homey simplicity that I can scarcely resist.
-The English milkmaid of fiction, the simple cottages,
-the ordered hierarchy of farmers are, willy nilly, fixtures
-in my mind. I cannot get them out.</p>
-
-<p>First then, came a breakfast in our best bibs and tuckers,
-for were we not to depart immediately afterwards to
-hear an English Christmas service? Imagine Barfleur—the
-pride of Piccadilly,—marching solemnly off at the
-head of his family to an old, gray abbey church. As
-the French say, “I smile.” We all sat around and had
-our heavy English breakfast,—tea, and, to my comfort
-and delight, “Mr. Jones’s sausages.” Barfleur had secured
-a string of them from somewhere.</p>
-
-<p>“Think of it,” commented Berenice sardonically.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_158">158</span>
-“‘Mr. Jones’s sausages’ for breakfast. Aren’t they
-comic! Do you like them?”</p>
-
-<p>“I most assuredly do.”</p>
-
-<p>“And do you eat them every day in A-máy-reeka?”
-queried Charles Gerard with a touch of latent jesting
-in his voice.</p>
-
-<p>“When I can afford them, yes.”</p>
-
-<p>“They’re quite small, aren’t they?” commented five-year-old
-James Herbert.</p>
-
-<p>“Precisely,” I replied, unabashed by this fire of inquiry.
-“That’s their charm.”</p>
-
-<p>The church that we visited was one of those semi-ancient
-abbey affairs, done in good English Gothic, with
-a touch of Tudor here and there, and was located outside
-the village of Bridgely Level two or three miles from
-Barfleur’s home. I recall with simple pleasure the smug,
-self-righteous, Sunday-go-to-meeting air with which we
-all set forth, crossing homey fields via diagonal paths,
-passing through stiles and along streams and country
-roads, by demure little cottages that left one breathless
-with delight. I wish truly that England could be put
-under glass and retained as a perfect specimen of unconscious,
-rural poetry—the south of England. The pots
-and pans outside the kitchen doorways! The simple
-stoop, ornamented with clambering vines! The reddish-green
-sagging roofs with their clustered cylindrical chimneypots!
-When we came to the top of a hill we could
-see the church in the valley below, nestling beside one
-bank of the Thames which wound here and there in
-delightful S’s. A square tower, as I recall, rose quaintly
-out of a surrounding square of trees, grass, grave-stones
-and box-hedge.</p>
-
-<p>There was much ado in this semi-ancient place as we
-came up, for Christmas day, of all days, naturally drew
-forth a history-loving English audience. Choir boys<span class="pagenum" id="Page_159">159</span>
-were scurrying here and there, some ladies of solemn
-demeanor, who looked as if they might be assisting at
-the service in some way or another, were dawdling about,
-and I even saw the rector in full canonicals hastening up
-a gravel path toward a side door, as though matters
-needed to be expedited considerably. The interior was
-dark, heavy-beamed, and by no means richly ornamented
-with stained glass, but redolent of by-gone generations
-at that. The walls were studded with those customary
-slabs and memorial carvings with which the English love
-to ornament their church interiors. A fair-sized, and yet
-for so large an edifice, meager audience was present, an
-evidence it seemed to me, of the validity of the protest
-against state support for the Established Church. There
-was a great storm of protest in England at this time
-against the further state support of an institution that
-was not answering the religious needs of the people, and
-there had been some discussion of the matter at Barfleur’s
-house. As was natural, the artistically inclined were in
-favor of anything which would sustain, unimpaired,
-whether they had religious value or not, all the old
-cathedrals, abbeys, and neighborhood churches, solely
-because of their poetic appearance. On the other hand
-an immense class, derisively spoken of as “chapel people,”
-were heartily in favor of the ruder disposition of the
-matter. Barfleur in his best Piccadilly clothing was for
-their maintenance.</p>
-
-<p>To be frank, as charming as was this semi-ancient atmosphere,
-and possibly suited to the current English
-neighborhood mood (I could not say as to that), it did
-not appeal to me as strongly on this occasion as did
-many a similar service in American churches of
-the same size. The vestments were pleasing as high
-church vestments go; the choir, made of boys and men
-from the surrounding countryside no doubt, was not<span class="pagenum" id="Page_160">160</span>
-absolutely villainous but it could have been much better.
-To tell the truth, it seemed to me that I was witnessing
-the last and rather threadbare evidences of an older and
-much more prosperous order of things. Beautiful in
-its way? Yes. Quaint? Yes. But smacking more
-of poverty and an ordered system continued past its
-day than anything else. I felt a little sorry for the
-old church and the thin rector and the goodly citizens,
-albeit a little provincial, who clung so fatuously to a
-time-worn form. They have their place, no doubt, and
-it makes that sweet, old lavender atmosphere which
-seems to hover over so much that one encounters in
-England. Nevertheless life does move on, and we must
-say good-bye to many a once delightful thing. Why not
-set these old churches aside as museums or art galleries,
-or for any other public use, as they do with many of them
-in Italy, and let the matter go at that? It is not necessary
-that a service be kept up in them day by day and year
-by year. Services on special or state occasions would
-be sufficient. Let by-gones be by-gones, and let the people
-tax themselves for things they really do want, skating-rinks,
-perhaps, and moving pictures. They seemed
-to flourish even in these elderly and more sedate neighborhoods.</p>
-
-<p>Outside in the graveyard, after the services were over
-and we were idling about a few moments, I found a
-number of touches of that valiant simplicity in ability
-which is such a splendid characteristic of the English.
-Although there were many graves here of the nobility and
-gentry, dating from as far back as the sixteenth century,
-there was no least indication so far as I could see, of
-ostentation, but everywhere simple headstones recording
-names only, and not virtues,—sometimes, perhaps, a
-stately verse or a stoic line. I noticed with a kind of
-English-speaking pride the narrow new-made grave of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_161">161</span>
-Sir Robert Hart, the late great English financial administrator
-of China, who, recently deceased, had been brought
-over sea to this simple churchyard, to lie here with other
-members of his family in what I assumed to be the
-neighborhood of his youth and nativity. It is rather
-fine, I think, when a nation’s sons go forth over the world
-to render honorable service, each after his capacity, and
-then come back in death to an ancient and beloved soil.
-The very obscurity of this little grave with its two-feet,
-six-inch headstone and flowerless mound spoke more to
-me of the dignity and ability that is in true greatness of
-soul than a soaring shaft might otherwise do.</p>
-
-<p>On the way home I remember we discussed Christian
-Science and its metaphysical merit in a world where all
-creeds and all doctrines blow, apparently, so aimlessly
-about. Like all sojourners in this fitful fever of existence
-Mrs. Barfleur and her daughter and her son, the
-cheerful Gerard were not without their troubles; so
-much so that, intelligent woman that she was, and quite
-aware of the subtleties and uncertainties of religious
-dogma, she was eager to find something upon which she
-could lean,—spiritually speaking,—the strong arm, let
-us say, of an All Mighty, no less, who would perchance
-heal her of her griefs and ills. I take it, as I look at
-life, that only the very able intellectually, or the very
-rock-ribbed and dull materially can front the storms and
-disasters that beset us, or the ultimate dark which only
-the gifted, the imaginative, see, without quakes and
-fears. So often have I noticed this to be true, that those
-who stand up brave and strong in their youth turn a
-nervous and anguished eye upon this troubled seeming
-in later years. They have no longer any heart for a battle
-that is only rhyme and no reason, and, whether they can
-conceive why or not, they must have a god. I, for one,
-would be the last person in the world to deny that everywhere<span class="pagenum" id="Page_162">162</span>
-I find boundless evidence of an intelligence or intelligences
-far superior to my own. I, for one, am inclined
-to agree with the poet that “if my barque sink,
-’tis to another sea.” In fact I have always innately presumed
-the existence of a force or forces that, possibly
-ordered in some noble way, maintain a mathematical,
-chemical, and mechanical parity and order in visible
-things. I have always felt, in spite of all my carpings,
-that somehow in a large way there is a rude justice done
-under the sun, and that a balance for, I will not say
-right, but for happiness is maintained. The world has
-long since gathered to itself a vast basket of names such
-as Right, Justice, Mercy, and Truth. My thinking has
-nothing to do with these. I do not believe that we can
-conceive what the ultimate significance of anything is,
-therefore why label it? I have seen good come to the
-seemingly evil and evil come to the seemingly good.
-But if a religion will do anybody any good, for Heaven’s
-sake, let him have it! To me it is a case of individual,
-sometimes of race weakness. A stronger mind could not
-attempt to define what may not be defined, nor to lean
-upon what, to infinite mind must be utterly insubstantial
-and thin air. Obviously there is a vast sea of force. Is
-it good? Is it evil? Give that to the philosophers to
-fight over, and to the fearful and timid give a religion.
-“A mighty fortress is our God,” sang Luther. He may
-be, I do not know.</p>
-
-<p>But to return to Mrs. Barfleur and her daughter and
-Barfleur’s children and Barfleur ambling across the sunny
-English landscape this Christmas morning. It was a
-fine thing to see the green patina of the trees, and richer
-green grass growing lush and thick all winter long, and
-to see the roofs of little towns like Bridgely Level,—for
-we were walking on high ground,—and the silvery windings
-of the Thames in the valley below, whence we had<span class="pagenum" id="Page_163">163</span>
-just come. I think I established the metaphysical basis
-of life quite ably,—for myself,—and urged Mrs. Barfleur
-to take up Christian Science. I assailed the wisdom
-of maintaining by state funds the Established Church
-largely, I think, to irritate Barfleur, and protested that
-the chapel people had a great deal of wisdom on their
-side. As we drew near Bridgely Level and Barfleur’s
-country place it occurred to me that Gerard Barfleur had
-gone to find out if he really knew the lady of the donkey,
-and I was all anxiety to find out. Barfleur himself was
-perking up considerably, and it was agreed that first we
-would have an early afternoon feast, all the Christmas
-dainties of the day, and then, if Gerard really knew the
-lady, we were to visit her and then return to the house,
-where, I now learned, there was to be a Santa Claus. He
-was to arrive via the courtesy of Gerard Barfleur who
-was to impersonate him, and on that account, Barfleur
-announced, we might have to cut any impending visit
-to our lady short in order not to disappoint the children,
-but visit we would. Knowing Gerard Barfleur to be a
-good actor and intensely fond of children,—Barfleur’s
-especially,—I anticipated some pleasure here. But I
-will be honest, the great event of the day was our lady of
-the donkey, her white furs, and whether she was really
-as striking as I had imagined. I was afraid Gerard
-would return to report that either, (A)—he did not
-know her, or (B)—that she was not so fascinating as
-I thought. In either case my anticipated pleasure would
-come to the ground with a crash. We entered, shall I
-say, with beating hearts.</p>
-
-<p>Gerard had returned. With Sir Scorp and T. McT.
-he was now toasting his English legs in front of the
-fire, and discoursing upon some vanity of the day. At
-sight of the children he began his customary badinage
-but I would have none of it. Barfleur fixed him with<span class="pagenum" id="Page_164">164</span>
-a monitory eye. “Well,” he said, putting the burden of
-the inquiry on me. “Our friend here has been quite
-restless during the services this morning. What did you
-find out?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” chimed in Mrs. Barfleur who had been informed
-as to this romantic encounter, “for goodness’ sake tell us.
-We are all dying to know.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, tell them,” sarcastically interpolated Lord
-Scorp. “There will be no peace, believe me, until you
-do.”</p>
-
-<p>“To be sure, to be sure,” cheerfully exclaimed Gerard,
-straightening up from jouncing James Herbert. “I
-know her well. Her sister and her husband are here
-with her. That little baby is hers, of course. They
-live just over the hill here. I admire your taste. She
-is one of the smartest women I know. I told her that
-you were stopping here and she wants you to come over
-and see the Christmas tree lighted. We are all invited
-after dinner.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very good,” observed Barfleur, rubbing his hands.
-“Now that is settled.”</p>
-
-<p>“Isn’t she charming,” observed Mrs. G. A. Barfleur,
-“to be so politely disposed?”</p>
-
-<p>Thereafter the dinner could not come too soon, and by
-two-thirty we were ready to depart, having consumed
-Heaven knows how many kinds of wines and meats,
-English plum-pudding, and—especially for me—real
-German Limburger. It was a splendid dinner.</p>
-
-<p>Shall I stop to describe it? I cannot say, outside of
-the interesting English company, that it was any better
-or any worse than many another Christmas feast in which
-I have participated. Imagine the English dining-room,
-the English maid, the housekeeper in watchful attendance
-on the children, the maid, like a bit of Dresden
-china, on guard over the service, Barfleur, monocle in<span class="pagenum" id="Page_165">165</span>
-eye, sitting solemnly in state at the head of the board,
-Lord Scorp, T. McT., Gerard Barfleur, his mother, her
-daughter, myself, the children all chattering and gobbling.
-The high-sounding English voices, the balanced English
-phrases, the quaint English scene through the windows,—it
-all comes back, a bit of sweet color. Was I happy?
-Very. Did I enjoy myself? Quite. But as to this
-other matter.</p>
-
-<p>It was a splendid afternoon. On the way over, Barfleur
-and myself, the others refusing contemptuously to
-have anything to do with this sentimental affair, had the
-full story of our lady of the donkey and her sister and the
-two brothers that they married.</p>
-
-<p>We turned eventually into one of those charming lawns
-enclosed by a high, concealing English fence, and up a
-graveled automobile path to a snow-white Georgian door.
-We were admitted to a hall that at once bore out the
-testimony as to the athletic prowess of the husbands
-twain. There were guns, knives, golf-sticks, tennis
-rackets, automobile togs and swords. I think there were
-deer and fox heads in the bargain. By a ruddy, sportsmanlike
-man of perhaps thirty-eight, and all of six feet
-tall, who now appeared, we were invited to enter, make
-ourselves at home, drink what we would, whiskey, sherry,
-ale—a suitable list. We declined the drink, putting up
-fur coats and sticks and were immediately asked into the
-billiard room where the Christmas tree and other festivities
-were holding,—or about to be. Here, at last there
-were my lady of the donkey and the child and the maid
-and my lady’s sister and alas, my lady’s husband, full six
-feet tall and vigorous and, of all tragic things, fingering a
-forty-caliber, sixteen-shot magazine pistol which his beloved
-brother of sporting proclivities had given him as a
-Christmas present! I eyed it as one might a special
-dispensation of Providence.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_166">166</span></p>
-
-<p>But our lady of the donkey? A very charming woman
-she proved, intelligent, smiling, very chic, quite aware of
-all the nice things that had been said about her, very
-clever in making light of it for propriety’s sake, unwilling
-to have anything made of it for the present for her husband’s
-sake. But that Anglicized French air! And that
-romantic smile!</p>
-
-<p>We talked—of what do people talk on such occasions?
-Gerard was full of the gayest references to the fact that
-Barfleur had such interesting neighbors as the Churchills
-and did not know it, and that they had once motored to
-Blackpool together. I shall not forget either how artfully
-Barfleur conveyed to Mrs. Barton Churchill, our lady
-of the donkey, that I had been intensely taken with her
-looks while at the same time presenting himself in the
-best possible light. Barfleur is always at his best on
-such occasions, Chesterfieldian, and with an air that says,
-“A mere protegee of mine. Do not forget the managerial
-skill that is making this interesting encounter possible.”
-But Mrs. Churchill, as I could see, was not
-utterly unmindful of the fact that I was the one that had
-been heralded to her as a writer, and that I had made the
-great fuss and said all the nice things about her after a
-single encounter on a country road which had brought
-about this afternoon visit. She was gracious, and ordered
-the Christmas tree lighted and had the young heir’s most
-interesting toys spread out on the billiard table. I remember
-picking up a linen story book, labeled Loughlin
-Bros., New York.</p>
-
-<p>“From America,” I said, quite unwisely I think.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes, you Americans,” she replied, eyeing me
-archly. “Everything comes from America these days,
-even our toys. But it’s rather ungracious to make us
-admit it, don’t you think?”</p>
-
-<p>I picked up a train of cars, and, to my astonishment,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_167">167</span>
-found it stamped with the name of a Connecticut firm.
-I hesitated to say more, for I knew that I was on dangerous
-ground, but after that I looked at every book or box
-of blocks and the like, to find that my suspicions were well
-founded. England gets many of its Christmas toys from
-America.</p>
-
-<p>Nothing came of this episode except a pleasant introduction
-for Barfleur, who had all the future before him.
-I was leaving for Manchester after the new year, and for
-Paris a week or two later. It was all in vain as I foresaw,
-that I was invited to call again, or that she hoped
-to see something of me among her friends in London.
-I think I said as much to Barfleur with many unkind remarks
-about the type of mind that manages to secure
-all merely by a process of waiting. Meantime he walked
-bravely forward, his overcoat snugly buttoned, his cane
-executing an idle circle, his monocle on straight, his nose
-in the air. I could have made away with him for much
-less.</p>
-
-<p>The last of this very gallant day came in the home of
-Barfleur himself. As we neared the house we decided
-to hurry forward and to say that Gerard had remained at
-the Churchill’s for dinner, while he made a wide detour,
-ending up, I think, in some chamber in the coach house.
-I did not see him again until much later in the evening,
-but meantime the children, the relatives, the friends and
-the family servants were all gathered in the nursery on the
-second floor. There was much palaver and badinage
-concerning the fact that Santa Claus had really had such
-bad reports that he had found it much against his will
-to come here, early at least. There were some rather encouraging
-things that had been reported to him later,
-however, and he had, so some one had heard, changed his
-mind. Whether there would be little or much for such
-a collection of ne’er-do-wells was open to question.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_168">168</span>
-However if we were all very quiet for a while we should
-see. I can see Barfleur now in his gala attire, stalking
-nobly about, and the four little Barfleurs surveying
-rather incredulously but expectantly the maid, the
-nurse, the governess, and their father. I wondered
-what had become of my small mementos and whether my
-special cigarettes for Barfleur were in safety in Santa
-Claus’s pack. It was small stock, I fear me much, that
-these well-behaved little English children took in this
-make-believe, but presently there was a loud hammering
-at the nursery door, and without a “By your leave,” the
-same was opened and a vigorous, woolly-headed Santa
-Claus put his rosy face into the chamber.</p>
-
-<p>“Is there any one living here by the name of Percy
-Franklin Barfleur, or Berenice Barfleur, or James Herbert
-Barfleur?” I shall not repeat all the names he called in
-a high falsetto voice, “I’ve been a long way to-day and
-I’ve had a great deal to do, and I haven’t had the least
-assistance from anybody. They’re so busy having a
-good time themselves.”</p>
-
-<p>I never saw a redder nose, or more shaggy eye-browed
-eyes, or a gayer twinkle in them. And the pack that
-he carried was simply enormous. It could barely be
-squeezed through the door. As he made his way to the
-center of the room he looked quizzically about, groaning
-and squeaking in his funny voice, and wanting to know
-if the man in the monocle were really Barfleur, and
-whether the fat lady in the corner were really a nurse, or
-merely an interloper, and if the four children that had
-been reported to him as present were surely there. Having
-satisfied himself on various counts, and evoked a
-great deal of innocent laughter, to say nothing of awe
-as to his next probable comment, he finally untied the
-enormous bag and began to consult the labels.</p>
-
-<p>“Here’s a package marked ‘Charles Gerard Barfleur.’<span class="pagenum" id="Page_169">169</span>
-It’s rather large. It’s been very heavy to carry all this
-distance. Can anybody tell me whether he’s been a
-reasonably good child? It’s very hard to go to all this
-trouble, if children aren’t really deserving.” Then, as
-he came forward, he added, “He has a very impish look
-in his eye, but I suppose I ought to let him have it.”
-And so the gift was handed over.</p>
-
-<p>One by one the presents came forth, commented on in
-this fashion, only the comments varied with the age and
-the personality of the recipient. There was no lack of
-humor or intimacy of application, for this Santa Claus
-apparently knew whereof he spoke.</p>
-
-<p>“Is there a writer in the room by the name of Theodore
-Dreiser?” he remarked at one time sardonically.
-“I’ve heard of him faintly and he isn’t a very good
-writer, but I suppose he’s entitled to a slight remembrance.
-I hope you reform, Mr. Dreiser,” he remarked
-very wisely, as he drew near me. “It’s very plain to
-me that a little improvement could be effected.”</p>
-
-<p>I acknowledged the wisdom of the comment.</p>
-
-<p>When my cigarettes were handed to Barfleur, Santa
-Claus tapped them sapiently. “More wretched cigarettes!”
-he remarked in his high falsetto. “I know them
-well! If it isn’t one vice that has to be pampered, it’s
-another. I would have brought him pâté de foies gras or
-wine, if I didn’t think this was less harmful. He’s very
-fond of prawns too, but they’re very expensive at this
-time of the year. A little economy wouldn’t hurt him.”
-Dora, the maid, and Mrs. A., the nurse, and Miss C., the
-governess, came in for really brilliant compliments. Lord
-Scorp was told that an old English castle or a Rembrandt
-would be most suitable, but that Santa was all out at
-present, and if he would just be a little more cheerful in
-the future he might manage to get him one. T. McT.
-was given books, as very fitting, and in a trice the place<span class="pagenum" id="Page_170">170</span>
-was literally littered with wonders. There were immense
-baskets and boxes of candied fruit from Holland; toys,
-books and fruit from Barfleur’s mother in Rome; more
-toys and useful presents from ladies in London and the
-north of England and France and the Isle of Wight,—a
-goodly company of mementos. It’s something to be
-an attractive widower! I never saw children more handsomely
-or bountifully provided for—a new saddle, bridle
-and whip for Berenice’s riding pony, curious puzzles, German
-mechanical toys from Berlin, and certain ornamental
-articles of dress seemed, by the astonishing bursts of excitement
-they provoked, exceedingly welcome. Santa
-now drew off his whiskers and cap to reveal himself as
-Gerard Barfleur, and we all literally got down on the
-floor to play with the children. You can imagine, with
-each particular present to examine, how much there was
-to do. Tea-time came and went unnoticed, a stated occasion
-in England. Supper, a meal not offered except
-on Christmas, was spread about eight o’clock. About
-nine an automobile took Lord Scorp and T. McT. away,
-and after that we all returned to the nursery until about
-ten-thirty when even by the most liberal interpretation
-of holiday license it was bedtime. We soberer elders
-(I hope no one sets up a loud guffaw) adjourned to the
-drawing-room for nuts and wine, and finally, as the beloved
-Pepys was accustomed to remark, “So to bed.”</p>
-
-<p>But what with the abbey church, the discourse on
-Christian Science, our lady of the donkey, a very full
-stomach and a phantasmagoria of toys spinning before
-my eyes, I went to bed thinking of,—well now, what do
-you suppose I went to bed thinking of?</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_171" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_171">171</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XVII">CHAPTER XVII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">SMOKY ENGLAND</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">For</span> years before going to England I had been interested
-in the north of England—the land, as
-I was accustomed to think, of the under dog.
-England, if one could trust one’s impression from a distance,
-was a land of great social contrasts—the ultimate
-high and the ultimate low of poverty and wealth. In
-the north, as I understand it, were all of the great
-manufacturing centers—Sheffield, Leeds, Nottingham,
-Birmingham, Liverpool, Manchester—a whole welter
-of smoky cities whence issue tons upon tons of pottery,
-linen, cotton, cutlery. While I was at Bridgely Level
-I spoke of my interest in this region to Barfleur, who
-merely lifted his eyebrows. He knew little or nothing
-about that northern world. The south of England encompassed
-his interest. However, Barfleur’s cousin, the
-agreeable Gerard Barfleur, told me soulfully that the
-north of England must be like America, because it was
-so brisk, direct, practical, and that he loved it. (He
-was a confirmed American “rooter” or “booster,” we
-would say over here, and was constantly talking about
-coming to this country to enter the theatrical business.)</p>
-
-<p>I journeyed northward the last day of the old year to
-Manchester and its environs, which I had chosen as
-affording the best picture of manufacturing life. I
-had been directed to a certain hotel, recommended as
-the best equipped in the country. I think I never saw
-so large a hotel. It sprawled over a very large block in
-a heavy, impressive, smoky-stone way. It had, as I
-quickly discovered, an excellent Turkish and Russian bath<span class="pagenum" id="Page_172">172</span>
-in connection with it and five separate restaurants, German,
-French, English, etc., and an American bar. The
-most important travel life of Manchester centered here—that
-was obvious. I was told that buyers and sellers
-from all parts of the world congregated in this particular
-caravanserai. It was New Year’s day and the streets
-were comparatively empty, but the large, showy, heavily
-furnished breakfast-room was fairly well sprinkled with
-men whom I took to be cotton operatives. There was
-a great mill strike on at this time and here were gathered
-for conference representatives of all the principal interests
-involved. I was glad to see this, for I had always
-wondered what type of man it was that conducted the
-great manufacturing interests in England—particularly
-this one of cotton. The struggle was over the matter
-of the recognition of the unions and a slight raise in the
-wage-scale. These men were very much like a similar
-collection of wealthy manufacturers in the United States.
-Great industries seem to breed a certain type of mind and
-body. You can draw a mental picture of a certain keen,
-dressy, phlegmatic individual, not tall, not small, round,
-solid, ruddy—and have them all. These men were so
-comfortably solid, physically. They looked so content
-with themselves and the world, so firm and sure. Nearly
-all of them were between forty-five and sixty, cold, hard,
-quick-minded, alert. They differed radically from the
-typical Englishman of the South. It struck me at once
-that if England were to be kept commercially dominant
-it would be this type of man, not that of the South, who
-would keep it so.</p>
-
-<p>And now I could understand from looking at these
-men why it was that the north of England was supposed
-to hate the south of England, and vice versa. I had
-sat at a dinner-table in Portland Place one evening and
-heard the question of the sectional feeling discussed.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_173">173</span>
-Why does it exist? was the question before the guests.
-Well, the south of England is intellectual, academic, historic,
-highly socialized. It is rich in military, governmental,
-ambassadorial and titled life. The very scenery
-is far more lovely. The culture of the people, because
-of the more generally distributed wealth, is so much better.
-In the north of England the poor are very poor
-and contentious. The men of wealth are not historically
-wealthy or titled. In many cases they are “hard greedy
-upstarts like the irrepressible Americans,” one speaker
-remarked. They have no real culture or refinement.
-They manage to buy their way in from time to time,
-it is true, but that does not really count. They are essentially
-raw and brutal. Looking at these men breakfasting
-quietly, I could understand it exactly. Their
-hard, direct efficiency would but poorly adjust itself to the
-soft speculative intellectuality of the south. Yet we
-know that types go hand in hand in any country with a
-claim to greatness.</p>
-
-<p>After my breakfast I struck out to see what I could see
-of the city. I also took a car to Salford, and another
-train to Stockport in order to gather as quick a picture
-of the Manchester neighborhood as I could. What I
-saw was commonplace enough. All of the larger cities
-of present-day Europe are virtually of modern construction.
-Most of them have grown to their present great
-population in the last fifty years. Hence they have been
-virtually built—not rebuilt—in that time.</p>
-
-<p>Salford, a part of Manchester, was nothing—great
-cotton and machine works and warehouses. Stockport
-was not anything either, save long lines of brick cottages
-one and two stories high and mills, mills, mills, mills. It
-always astounds me how life repeats itself—any idea in
-life such as a design for a house—over and over and
-over. These houses in Salford, Stockport and Manchester<span class="pagenum" id="Page_174">174</span>
-proper were such as you might see anywhere in
-Chicago, St. Louis, Cincinnati, Baltimore—in the cheap
-streets. I had the sense of being pursued by a deadly
-commonplace. It all looked as people do when they
-think very little, know very little, see very little, do very
-little. I expected to learn that the churches flourished
-here very greatly and that there was an enormous Sunday
-school somewhere about. There was—at Stockport—the
-largest in the world I was told, five thousand
-students attending. The thing that impressed me most
-was the presence of the wooden clog or shoe.</p>
-
-<p>In Stockport there was a drab silence hanging over
-everything—the pathetic dullness of the laborer when
-he has nothing to do save the one thing he cannot do—think.
-As it was a Sunday the streets were largely
-empty and silent—a dreary, narrow-minded, probably
-religious, conventional world which accepts this blank
-drabness as natural, ordered, probably even necessary.
-To the west and the south and the east and the north
-are great worlds of strangeness and wonder—new
-lands, new people—but these folks can neither see nor
-hear. Here they are harnessed to cotton-mills, believing
-no doubt that God intended it to be so, working from
-youth to age without ever an inkling of the fascinating
-ramifications of life. It appalled me.</p>
-
-<p>In some respects I think I never saw so dreary a world
-as manufacturing England. In saying this I do not
-wish to indicate that the working conditions are any
-worse than those which prevail in various American cities,
-such as Pittsburgh, and especially the minor cities
-like Lawrence and Fall River. But here was a dark
-workaday world, quite unfavored by climate, a country
-in which damp and fogs prevail for fully three-fourths of
-the year, and where a pall of smoke is always present. I
-remember reading a sign on one of the railway platforms<span class="pagenum" id="Page_175">175</span>
-which stated that owing to the prevalence of
-fogs the company could not be held responsible for
-the running of trains on time. I noticed too, that the
-smoke and damp were so thick everywhere that occasionally
-the trees on the roadside or the houses over the
-way would disappear in a lovely, Corot-like mist. Lamps
-were burning in all stores and office-buildings. Street
-cars carried head-lamps and dawned upon you out of a
-hazy gloom. Traffic disappeared in a thick blanket a
-half block away.</p>
-
-<p>Most of these outlying towns had populations ranging
-from ninety to a hundred thousand, but in so far as interesting
-or entertaining developments of civic life were
-concerned—proportioned to their size—there were
-none. They might as well have been villages of five
-hundred or one thousand. Houses, houses, houses, all
-of the same size, all the same color, all the same interior
-arrangement, virtually.</p>
-
-<p>Everywhere—in Middleton, Oldham, and Rochdale,
-which I visited the first day, and in Boulton, Blackburn,
-and Wigan, which I visited the next—I found this
-curious multiplication of the same thing which you would
-dismiss with a glance—whole streets, areas, neighborhoods
-of which you could say, “all alike.”</p>
-
-<p>In Middleton I was impressed with the constant repetition
-of “front rooms” or “parlors.” You could look
-in through scores of partly open doors (this climate is
-damp but not cold) and see in each a chest of drawers
-exactly like every other chest in the town and in
-the same position relative to the door. Nearly all the
-round tables which these front rooms contained were
-covered with pink, patterned, cotton tablecloths. The
-small single windows, one to each house, contained blue
-or yellow jardinières set on small tables and containing
-geraniums. The fireplace, always to the right of the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_176">176</span>
-room as you looked in the window, glowed with a small
-coal fire. There were no other ornaments that I saw.
-The ceilings of the rooms were exceedingly low and the
-total effect was one of clean, frugal living.</p>
-
-<p>The great mills bore pleasing names, such as Rob Roy,
-Tabitha, Marietta, and their towering stacks looked down
-upon the humbler habitations at their base much as the
-famous castles of the feudal barons must have looked
-down upon the huts of their serfs. I was constrained
-to think of the workaday existence that all this suggested,
-the long lines of cotton-mill employees going in
-at seven o’clock in the morning, in the dark, and coming
-out at six o’clock at night, in the dark. Many of these
-mills employ a day and a night shift. Their windows,
-when agleam in the smoke or rain, are like patins of fine
-gold. I saw them gleaming at the end of dull streets or
-across the smooth, olive-colored surfaces of mill ponds or
-through the mist and rain. The few that were running
-(the majority of them were shut down because of the
-strike) had a roar like that of Niagara tumbling over
-its rocks—a rich, ominous thunder. In recent years
-the mill-owners have abandoned the old low, two-story
-type of building with its narrow windows and dingy
-aspect of gray stone, and erected in its stead these
-enormous structures—the only approach to the American
-sky-scraper I saw in England. They are magnificent
-mills, far superior to those you will see to-day in this
-country, clean, bright and—every one I saw—new.
-If I should rely upon my merely casual impression,
-I should say that there were a thousand such within
-twenty-five miles of Manchester. When seen across
-a foreground of low cottages, such as I have described,
-they have all the dignity of cathedrals—vast
-temples of labor. I was told by the American Consul-General
-at London that they are equipped with the very<span class="pagenum" id="Page_177">177</span>
-latest cotton-spinning machinery and are now in a position
-to hold their own on equal terms with American
-competition, if not utterly to defy it. The intricacy and
-efficiency of the machinery is greater than that employed
-in our mills. I could not help thinking what a far
-cry it was from these humble cottages, some few of
-which in odd corners looked like the simple, thatched huts
-sacred to Burns and “The Cotter’s Saturday Night,” to
-these lordly mills and the lordly owners behind them—the
-strong, able, ruthless men whom I saw eating in the
-breakfast-room at the Midland the day before. Think
-of the poor little girls and boys, principally girls, clattering
-to and from work in their wooden shoes and, if you
-will believe it (I saw it at Boulton on a cold, rainy,
-January day), in thin black shawls and white straw hats,
-much darkened by continuous wear. One crowd that
-I observed was pouring out at high noon. I heard a
-whistle yelling its information, and then a mouse-hole
-of a door in one corner of the great structure opened,
-and released the black stream of mill-workers. By comparison,
-it looked like a small procession of ants or a
-trickle of black water. Small as it was, however, it soon
-filled the street. The air was wet, smoky, gray, the
-windows even at this midday hour gleaming here and
-there with lights. The factory hands were a dreary mass
-in the rain, some of them carrying umbrellas, many without
-them, all the women wearing straw hats and black
-shawls!</p>
-
-<p>I looked at their faces—pale, waxy, dull, inefficient.
-I looked at their shapeless skirts hanging like bags
-about their feet. I looked at their flat chests, their
-graceless hands, and then I thought of the strong
-men who know how to use—I hesitate to say exploit—inefficiency.
-What would these women do if they could
-not work in the mills? One thing I am sure of: the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_178">178</span>
-mills, whatever charges may be brought against their
-owners in regard to hours, insufficiency of payment, indifference
-of treatment, are nevertheless better places in
-which to spend one’s working hours than the cottages
-with their commonplace round of duties. What can one
-learn washing dishes and scrubbing floors in a cottage?
-I can see some one jumping up to exclaim: “What can
-one learn tying commonplace threads in a cotton mill,
-taking care of eight or nine machines—one lone woman?
-What has she time to learn?” This—if you ask me;
-the single thought of organization, if nothing more.
-The thought that there is such a thing as a great machine
-which can do the work of fifty or a hundred men. It
-will not do to say the average individual can learn this
-method working in a home. It is not true. What the
-race needs is ideas. It needs thoughts of life and injustice
-and justice and opportunity or the lack of it
-kicked into its senseless clay. It needs to be made to
-think by some rough process or other (gentleness won’t
-do it), and this is one way. I like labor-leaders. I like
-big, raw, crude, hungry men who are eager for gain—for
-self-glorification. I like to see them plotting to force
-such men as I saw breakfasting at the Midland to give
-them something—and the people beneath them. I am
-glad to think that the clay whose womankind wears black
-shawls and straw hats in January has sense enough at
-last to appoint these raw, angry fellows, who scheme and
-struggle and fight and show their teeth and call great
-bitter strikes, such as I saw here, and such as had shut
-tight so many of these huge solemn mills. It speaks much
-for the race. It speaks much for <em>thinking</em>, which is becoming
-more and more common. If this goes on, there
-won’t be so many women with drabbly skirts and flat
-chests. There will still be strong men and weak, but
-the conditions may not be so severe. Anyhow let us<span class="pagenum" id="Page_179">179</span>
-hope so, for it is an optimistic thought and it cheers one
-in the face of all the drab streets and the drab people. I
-have no hope of making millionaires of everybody, nor
-of establishing that futile abstraction, justice; but I do
-cherish the idea of seeing the world growing better and
-more interesting for everybody. And the ills which
-make for thinking are the only things which will bring
-this about.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_180" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_180">180</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XVIII">CHAPTER XVIII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">SMOKY ENGLAND (<i>continued</i>)</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap al"><span class="smcap1">At</span> Middleton the mills are majestically large and
-the cottages relatively minute. There is a
-famous old inn here, very picturesque to look
-upon, and Somebody of Something’s comfortable manor,
-but they were not the point for me. In one of its old
-streets, in the dark doorway of an old house, I encountered
-an old woman, very heavy, very pale, very
-weary, who stood leaning against the door post.</p>
-
-<p>“What do you burn here, gas or oil?” I asked, interested
-to obtain information on almost any topic and
-seeking a pretext for talking to her.</p>
-
-<p>“Hey?” she replied, looking at me wearily, but making
-no other move.</p>
-
-<p>“What do you burn?” I asked. “What do you use
-for light, gas or oil?”</p>
-
-<p>“Ile,” she replied heavily. “You’ll have to talk very
-loud. I’m gettin’ old and I’m goin’ to die pretty soon.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, no,” I said, “you’re not old enough for that.
-You’re going to live a long time yet.”</p>
-
-<p>“Hey?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p>I repeated what I had said.</p>
-
-<p>“No,” she mumbled, and now I saw she had no teeth.
-“I’m gettin’ old. I’m eighty-two and I’m goin’ to die.
-I been workin’ in the mills all my life.”</p>
-
-<p>“Have you ever been out of Middleton?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Hey?” she replied.</p>
-
-<p>I repeated.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, to Manchester, Saturdays. Not of late, though.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_181">181</span>
-Not in years and years. I’m very sick, though, now.
-I’m goin’ to die.”</p>
-
-<p>I could see from her look that what she said was true.
-Only her exceeding weariness employed her mind. I
-learned that water came from a hydrant in the yard, that
-the kitchen floor was of earth. Then I left, noticing as
-I went that she wore wooden-soled shoes.</p>
-
-<p>In the public square at Boulton, gathered about the
-city-hall, where one would suppose for the sake of civic
-dignity no unseemly spectacle would be permitted, was
-gathered all the paraphernalia of a shabby, eighth-rate circus—red
-wagons, wild animal and domestic horse tents,
-the moderate-sized main tent, the side show, the fat woman’s
-private wagon, a cage and the like. I never saw so
-queer a scene. The whole square was crowded with tents,
-great and small; but there was little going on, for a
-drizzling rain was in progress. Can human dullness sink
-lower? I asked myself, feeling that the civic heart of
-things was being profaned. Could utmost drabbiness
-out-drab this? I doubted it. Why should the aldermen
-permit it? Yet I have no doubt this situation appealed
-exactly to the imagination of the working population.
-I can conceive that it would be about the only thing that
-would. It was just raw and cheap and homely enough
-to do it. I left with pleasure.</p>
-
-<p>When I came into Oldham on a tram-car from Rochdale,
-it was with my head swimming from the number
-of mills I had seen. I have described the kind—all new.
-But I did not lose them here.</p>
-
-<p>It was the luncheon hour and I was beginning to grow
-hungry. As I walked along dull streets I noticed several
-small eating-places labeled “fish, chip, and pea restaurant”
-and “tripe, trotters, and cow-heels restaurant,”
-which astonished me greatly—really astonished me. I
-had seen only one such before in my life and that was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_182">182</span>
-this same morning in Middleton—a “fish, chip, and pea
-restaurant”; but I did not get the point sufficiently clearly
-to make a note of it. The one that I encountered this
-afternoon had a sign in the window which stated that
-unquestionably its chips were the best to be procured anywhere
-and very nourishing. A plate of them standing
-close by made it perfectly plain that potato chips were
-meant. No recommendation was given to either the
-fish or the peas. I pondered over this, thinking that
-such restaurants must be due to the poverty of the people
-and that meat being very dear, these three articles of
-diet were substituted. Here in Oldham, however, I
-saw that several of these restaurants stood in very central
-places where the rents should be reasonably high and
-the traffic brisk. It looked as though they were popular
-for some other reason. I asked a policeman.</p>
-
-<p>“What is a ‘fish, chip, and pea’ restaurant?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, to tell you the truth,” he said, “it’s a place
-where a man who’s getting over a spree goes to eat.
-Those things are good for the stomach.”</p>
-
-<p>I pondered over this curiously. There were four such
-restaurants in the immediate vicinity, to say nothing of
-the one labeled “tripe, trotters, and cow-heels,” which
-astonished me even more.</p>
-
-<p>“And what’s that for?” I asked of the same
-officer.</p>
-
-<p>“The same thing. A man who’s been drinking eats
-those things.”</p>
-
-<p>I had to laugh, and yet this indicated another characteristic
-of a wet, rainy climate, namely considerable
-drinking. At the next corner a man, a woman, and a
-child conferring slightly confirmed my suspicion.</p>
-
-<p>“Come on,” said the man to the woman, all at once,
-“let’s go to the pub. A beer’ll do you good.”</p>
-
-<p>The three started off together, the child hanging by<span class="pagenum" id="Page_183">183</span>
-the woman’s hand. I followed them with my eyes, for
-I could not imagine quite such a scene in America—not
-done just in this way. Women—a certain type—go
-to the back rooms of saloons well enough; children are
-sent with pails for beer; but just this particular combination
-of husband, wife, and child is rare, I am sure.</p>
-
-<p>And such public houses! To satisfy myself of their
-character I went to three in three different neighborhoods.
-Like those I saw in London and elsewhere around it,
-they were pleasant enough in their arrangement, but
-gloomy. The light from the outside was meager, darkened
-as it was by smoke and rain. If you went on back
-into the general lounging-room, lights were immediately
-turned on, for otherwise it was not bright enough to see.
-If you stayed in the front at the bar proper it was still
-dark, and one light—a mantled gas-jet—was kept
-burning. I asked the second barmaid with whom I conferred
-about this:</p>
-
-<p>“You don’t always have to keep a light burning here,
-do you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Always, except two or three months in summer,” she
-replied. “Sometimes in July and August we don’t need
-it. As a rule we do.”</p>
-
-<p>“Surely, it isn’t always dark and smoky like this?”</p>
-
-<p>“You should see it sometimes, if you call this bad,”
-she replied contemptuously. “It’s black.”</p>
-
-<p>“I should say it’s very near that now,” I commented.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, no, most of the mills are not running. You
-should see it when it’s foggy and the mills are running.”</p>
-
-<p>She seemed to take a sort of pride in the matter and
-I sympathized with her. It is rather distinguished to
-live in an extreme of any kind, even if it is only that
-of a smoky wetness of climate. I went out, making my
-way to the “Kafe” Monico, as the policeman who recommended
-the place pronounced it. Here I enjoyed such<span class="pagenum" id="Page_184">184</span>
-a meal as only a third-rate restaurant which is considered
-first by the local inhabitants would supply.</p>
-
-<p>I journeyed forth once more, interested by the fact that,
-according to Baedeker, from one point somewhere, <em>on a
-clear day</em>, whenever that might be, six hundred stacks
-might be seen. In this fog I soon found that it was
-useless to look for them. Instead I contented myself
-with noting how, in so many cases, the end of a street,
-or the sheer dismal length of an unbroken row of houses,
-all alike, was honored, made picturesque, made grand
-even, by the presence of the mills, these gloomy monuments
-of labor.</p>
-
-<p>There is an architecture of manufacture, dreary and
-shabby as its setting almost invariably is, which in its
-solemnity, strangeness of outline, pathos and dignity,
-quite rivals, if it does not surpass, the more heralded
-forms of the world—its cathedrals, parthenons, Moorish
-temples and the like. I have seen it often in America
-and elsewhere where a group of factory buildings, unplanned
-as to arrangement and undignified as to substance,
-would yet take on an exquisite harmony of line
-and order after which a much more pretentious institution
-might well have been modeled. At Stockport, near
-Manchester, for instance, on the Mersey, which here is
-little more than a rivulet, but picturesque and lovely, I
-saw grouped a half-dozen immense mills with towering
-chimneys which, for architectural composition from the
-vantage point of the stream, could not have been surpassed.
-They had the dignity of vast temples, housing a
-world of under-paid life which was nevertheless rich in
-color and enthusiasm. Sometimes I fancy the modern
-world has produced nothing more significant architecturally
-speaking, than the vast manufactory. Here in Oldham
-they were gathered in notable clusters, towering over
-the business heart and the various resident sections so that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_185">185</span>
-the whole scene might well be said to have been dominated
-by it. They bespeak a world of thought and feeling
-which we of more intellectual fields are inclined at
-times to look on as dull and low, but are they? I confess
-that for myself they move me at times as nothing else
-does. They have vast dignity—the throb and sob of
-the immense. And what is more dignified than toiling
-humanity, anyhow—its vague, formless, illusioned hopes
-and fears? I wandered about the dull rain-sodden
-thoroughfares, looking in at the store windows. In one
-I found a pair of gold and a pair of silver slippers offered
-for sale—for what feet in Oldham? They were not
-high in price, but this sudden suggestion of romance in
-a dark workaday world took my fancy.</p>
-
-<p>At four o’clock, after several hours of such wandering,
-I returned to the main thoroughfare—the market-place—in
-order to see what it was the hundred and fifty
-thousand inhabitants found to entertain them. I looked
-for theaters and found two, one of them a large moving-picture
-show. Of a sudden, walking in a certain direction
-my ears were greeted by a most euphonious clatter—so
-interwoven and blended were the particular sounds
-which I recognized at once as coming from the feet of a
-multitude, shod with wooden-soled clogs. Where were
-they coming from? I saw no crowd. Suddenly, up a side
-street, coming toward me down a slope I detected a vast
-throng. The immense moving-picture theater had closed
-for the afternoon and its entire audience, perhaps two
-thousand in all, was descending toward the main street.
-In connection with this crowd, as with the other at Boulton,
-I noted the phenomenon of the black or white straw
-hat, the black or brown shawl, the shapeless skirts and
-wooden-soled clogs of the women; the dull, commonplace
-suit and wooden clogs of the men. Where were
-they going now? Home, of course. These must be a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_186">186</span>
-portion of the strikers. They looked to me like typical
-mill-workers out on a holiday and their faces had a waxy
-pallor. I liked the sound of their shoes, though, as they
-came along. It was like the rattle of many drums.
-They might have been waltzing on a wooden floor. The
-thing had a swing and a rhythm of its own. “What if
-a marching army were shod with wooden shoes!” I
-thought; and then, “What if a mob with guns and
-swords came clattering so!”</p>
-
-<p>A crowd like this is like a flood of water pouring downhill.
-They came into the dark main street and it was
-quite brisk for a time with their presence. Then they
-melted away into the totality of the stream, as rivers do
-into the sea, and things were as they had been before.</p>
-
-<p>If there were any restaurants other than the “Kafe”
-Monico, I did not find them. For entertainment I suppose
-those who are not religiously minded do as they do
-in Fall River and elsewhere—walk up and down past
-the bright shop windows or sit and drink in the public
-houses, which are unquestionably far more cheerful by
-night than by day.</p>
-
-<p>The vast majority who live here must fall back for
-diversion on other things, their work, their church, their
-family duties, or their vices. I am satisfied that under
-such conditions sex plays a far more vital part in cities
-of this description than almost anywhere else. For,
-although the streets be dull and the duties of life
-commonplace, sex and the mysteries of temperament
-weave their spells quite as effectively here as elsewhere,
-if not more so. In fact, denied the more
-varied outlets of a more interesting world, humanity
-falls back almost exclusively on sex. Women and
-men, or rather boys and girls (for most of the
-grown women and men had a drudgy, disillusioned,
-wearied look), went by each other glancing and smiling.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_187">187</span>
-They were alert to be entertained by each other, and while
-I saw little that I would call beauty in the women, or
-charm and smartness in the men, nevertheless I could
-understand how the standards of New York and Paris
-might not necessarily prevail here. Clothes may not fit,
-fashion may find no suggestion of its dictates, but after
-all, underneath, the lure of temperament and of beauty
-is the same. And so these same murky streets may burn
-with a rich passional life of their own. I left Oldham
-finally in the dark and in a driving rain, but not without
-a sense of the sturdy vigor of the place, keen if drab.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_188" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_188">188</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XIX">CHAPTER XIX<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">CANTERBURY</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">It</span> was not so long after this that I journeyed southward.
-My plan was to leave London two days
-ahead of Barfleur, visit Canterbury and Dover, and
-meet with him there to travel to Paris together, and the
-Riviera. From the Riviera I was to go on to Rome and
-he was to return to England.</p>
-
-<p>Among other pleasant social duties I paid a farewell
-visit to Sir Scorp, who shall appear often hereafter in
-these pages. During the Christmas holidays at Barfleur’s
-I had become well acquainted with this Irish
-knight and famed connoisseur of art, and while
-in London I had seen much of him. Here in his
-lovely mansion in Cheyne Walk I found him surrounded
-by what one might really call the grandeur
-of his pictures. His house contained distinguished
-examples of Rembrandt, Frans Hals, Van Dyck, Paul
-Potter, Velasquez, Mancini and others, and as I contemplated
-him on this occasion he looked not unlike
-one of the lymphatic cavaliers of Van Dyck’s canvases.
-A pale gentleman, this—very remote in his spirit,
-very far removed from the common run of life, concerned
-only with the ultimately artistic, and wishing to
-be free of everything save the leisure to attend to this.
-He was not going to leave London, he thought, at this
-time, except possibly for a short visit to Paris. He was
-greatly concerned with the problem of finding a dilapidated
-“cahstle” which he could restore, live in, fill with
-his pictures and eventually sell, or dedicate to his beloved<span class="pagenum" id="Page_189">189</span>
-England as a memorial of himself. It must be a
-perfect example of Tudor architecture—that he invariably
-repeated. I gained the impression that he might fill
-it with interesting examples of some given school or
-artist and leave it as a public monument.</p>
-
-<p>He urged upon me that I ought to go about the work
-of getting up a loan exhibit of representative American
-art, and have it brought to London. He commended me
-to the joys of certain cities and scenes—Pisa, San Miniato
-outside of Florence, the Villa Doria at Rome. I had
-to smile at the man’s profound artistic assurance, for he
-spoke exactly as a grandee recounting the glories of his
-kingdom. I admired the paleness of his forehead and
-his hands and cast one longing look at his inestimable
-Frans Hals. To think that any man in these days should
-have purchased for little a picture that can in all likelihood
-be sold for $500,000—it was like walking into
-Aladdin’s cave.</p>
-
-<p>The morning I left it was gray as usual. I had
-brought in all my necessary belongings from Bridgely
-Level and installed them in my room at the hotel, packed
-and ready. The executive mind of Barfleur was on the
-qui vive to see that nothing was forgotten. A certain
-type of tie must be purchased for use on the Riviera—he
-had overlooked that. He thought my outing hat was
-not quite light enough in color, so we went back to change
-it. I had lost my umbrella in the excitement, and that had
-to be replaced. But finally, rushing to and fro in a taxi,
-loaded like a van with belongings, Barfleur breathing
-stertorously after each venture into a shop, we arrived
-at the Victoria Station. Never having been on the Continent
-before, I did not realize until we got there the
-wisdom of Barfleur’s insistence that I pack as much of my
-belongings as possible in bags, and as little as possible in
-trunks. Traveling first class, as most of those who have<span class="pagenum" id="Page_190">190</span>
-much luggage do, it is cheaper. As most travelers know,
-one can take as many as five or six parcels or bags in
-the compartment with one, and stow them on racks and
-under the seats, which saves a heavy charge for excess
-baggage. In some countries, such as Italy, nothing is
-carried free save your hand-luggage which you take in
-your compartment with you. In addition the rates are
-high. I think I paid as much as thirty shillings for the
-little baggage I had, over and above that which I took in
-my compartment with me. To a person with a frugal
-temperament such as mine, that is positively disconcerting.
-It was my first taste of what I came subsequently
-to look upon as greedy Europe.</p>
-
-<p>As the train rushed southeastwards I did my best
-to see the pleasant country through which we were
-speeding—the region indicated on the map as North
-Downs. I never saw any portion of English country
-anywhere that I did not respond to the charming
-simplicity of it, and understand and appreciate the
-Englishman’s pride in it. It has all the quality of a
-pastoral poem—the charm of Arcady—fields of sheep,
-rows of quaint chimney pots and odd houses tucked
-away among the trees, exquisite moldy and sagging roofs,
-doorways and windows which look as though loving care
-had been spent on them. Although this was January,
-all the leafless trees were covered with a fine thin mold,
-as green as spring leaves. At Rochester the ruins of an
-ancient castle came into view and a cathedral which I
-was not to see. At Faversham I had to change from the
-Dover express to a local, and by noon I was at Canterbury
-and was looking for the Fleur-de-lis which had
-been recommended to me as the best hotel there. “At
-least,” observed Barfleur, quite solemnly to me as we
-parted, “I think you can drink the wine.” I smiled, for
-my taste in that respect was not so cultivated as his.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_191">191</span></p>
-
-<p>Of all the places I visited in England, not excluding
-Oxford, I believe that Canterbury pleased me most. The
-day may have had something to do with it. It was warm
-and gray—threatening rain at times—but at times also
-the sun came out and gave the old English town a glow
-which was not unrelated to spring and Paradise. You
-will have to have a fondness for things English to like it—quaint,
-two-story houses with unexpected twists to
-their roofs, and oriel and bay windows which have been
-fastened on in the most unexpected places and in the
-strangest fashion. The colors, too, in some instances,
-are high for England—reds and yellows and blues;
-but in the main a smoky red-brick tone prevails. The
-river Stour, which in America would be known as
-Stour’s Creek, runs through the city in two branches;
-and you find it in odd places, walled in closely by the
-buildings, hung over by little balconies and doorsteps,
-the like of which I did not see again until I reached
-Venice. There were rooks in the sky, as I noticed, when
-I came out of the railway station; I was charmed with
-winding streets, and a general air of peace and quiet—but
-I could not descry the cathedral anywhere. I made
-my way up High Street—which is English for “Main”—and
-finally found my recommended inn, small and
-dark, but in the hands of Frenchmen and consequently
-well furnished in the matter of food. I came out after
-a time and followed this street to its end, passing the
-famous gate where the pilgrims used to sink on their
-knees and in that position pray their way to the cathedral.
-As usual my Baedeker gave me a world of information,
-but I could not stomach it, and preferred to look at the
-old stones of which the gate was composed, wondering
-that it had endured so long. The little that I knew of St.
-Augustine and King Ethelbert and Chaucer and Thomas
-à Becket and Laud came back to me. I could not have<span class="pagenum" id="Page_192">192</span>
-called it sacred ground, but it was colored at least with
-the romance of history, and I have great respect for
-what people once believed, whether it was sensible or not.</p>
-
-<p>Canterbury is a city of twenty-eight thousand, with
-gas-works and railroads and an electric-power plant
-and moving pictures and a skating-rink. But, though
-it has all these and much more of the same kind,
-it nevertheless retains that indefinable something which
-is pure poetry and makes England exquisite. As I
-look at it now, having seen much more of other
-parts of Europe, the quality which produces this indefinable
-beauty in England is not so much embodied
-in the individual as in the race. If you look
-at architectural developments in other countries you
-have the feeling at times as if certain individuals
-had greatly influenced the appearance of a city or a
-country. This is true of Paris and Berlin, Florence and
-Milan. Some one seems to have worked out a scheme
-at some time or other. In England I could never detect
-an individual or public scheme of any kind. It all seemed
-to have grown up, like an unheralded bed of flowers.
-Again I am satisfied that it is the English temperament
-which, at its best, provides the indefinable lure which
-exists in all these places. I noticed it in the towns about
-Manchester where, in spite of rain and smoke, the same
-poetic <em>hominess</em> prevailed. Here in Canterbury, where
-the architecture dates in its variation through all of
-eight centuries, you feel the dominance of the English
-temperament which has produced it. To-day, in the newest
-sections of London—Hammersmith and Seven
-Kings, West Dulwich and North Finchley—you still
-feel it at work, accidentally or instinctively constructing
-this atmosphere which is common to Oxford and Canterbury.
-It is compounded of a sense of responsibility and
-cleanliness and religious feeling and strong national and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_193">193</span>
-family ties. You really feel in England the distinction
-of the fireside and the family heirloom; and the fact that
-a person must always keep a nice face on things, however
-bad they may be. The same spirit erects bird-boxes
-on poles in the yard and lays charming white stone doorsteps
-and plants vines to clamber over walls and windows.
-It is a sweet and poetic spirit, however dull it may
-seem by comparison with the brilliant iniquities of other
-realms. Here along this little river Stour the lawns came
-down to the water in some instances; the bridges over it
-were built with the greatest care; and although houses
-lined it on either side for several miles of its ramblings,
-it was nevertheless a clean stream. I noticed in different
-places, where the walls were quite free of any other
-marks, a poster giving the picture and the history of a
-murderer who was wanted by the police in Nottingham,
-and it came to me, in looking at it, that he would have a
-hard time anywhere in England concealing his identity.
-The native horror of disorder and scandal would cause
-him to be yielded up on the moment.</p>
-
-<p>In my wanderings, which were purely casual and haphazard,
-I finally came upon the cathedral which loomed
-up suddenly through a curving street under a leaden sky.
-It was like a lovely song, rendered with great pathos.
-Over a Gothic gate of exquisite workmanship and endless
-labor, it soared—two black stone towers rising
-shapely and ornate into the gray air. I looked up to
-some lattices which gave into what might have been the
-belfry, and saw birds perched just as they should have
-been. The walls, originally gray, had been turned by
-time and weather into a soft spongy black which somehow
-fitted in exquisitely with the haze of the landscape.
-I had a curious sensation of darker and lighter shades of
-gray—lurking pools of darkness here and there, and
-brightness in spots that became almost silver. The cathedral<span class="pagenum" id="Page_194">194</span>
-grounds were charmingly enclosed in vine-covered
-walls that were nevertheless worked out in harmonious
-detail of stone. An ancient walk of some kind, overhung
-with broken arches that had fallen into decay, led
-away into a green court which, by a devious process of
-other courts and covered arches, gave into the cloister
-proper. I saw an old deacon, or canon, of the church
-walking here in stately meditation; and a typical English
-yeoman, his trousers fastened about the knee by the useless
-but immemorial strap, came by, wheeling a few
-bricks in a barrow. There were endless courts, it seemed
-to me, surrounded by two-story buildings, all quaint in
-design, and housing Heaven-knows-what subsidiary factors
-of the archiepiscopal life. They seemed very simple
-habitations to me. Children played here on the walks
-and grass, gardeners worked at vines and fences, and
-occasional workmen appeared—men who, I supposed,
-were connected with the architectural repairs which were
-being made to the façade. As I stood in the courtyard
-of the archbishop’s house, which was in front and to the
-left of the cathedral as you faced it, a large blue-gray
-touring-car suddenly appeared, and a striking-looking
-ecclesiastic in a shovel hat stepped out. I had the wish
-and the fancy that I was looking at the archbishop himself—a
-sound, stern, intellectual-looking person—but
-I did not ask. He gave me a sharp, inquiring look, and
-I withdrew beyond these sacred precincts and into the
-cathedral itself, where a tinny-voiced bell was beginning
-to ring for afternoon service.</p>
-
-<p>I am sure I shall never forget the interior of Canterbury.
-It was the first really old, great cathedral that I
-had seen—for I had not prized very highly either St.
-Paul’s or St. Alban’s. I had never quite realized how
-significant these structures must have been in an age
-when they were far and away the most important buildings<span class="pagenum" id="Page_195">195</span>
-of the time. No king’s palace could ever have had
-the importance of Canterbury, and the cry from the
-common peasant to the Archiepiscopal see must have been
-immense. Here really ruled the primate of all England,
-and here Becket was murdered.</p>
-
-<p>Of all known architectural forms the Gothic corresponds
-more nearly to the finest impulse in nature itself—that
-is, to produce the floreated form. The aisles of the
-trees are no more appealing artistically than those of
-a great cathedral, and the overhanging branches through
-which the light falls have not much more charm than
-some of these perfect Gothic ceilings sustained by their
-many branching arms of stone. Much had happened,
-apparently, to the magnificent stained-glass windows
-which must have filled the tall-pointed openings at different
-periods, and many of them have been replaced by
-plain frosted glass. Those that remain are of such richness
-of color and such delightful variety of workmanship
-that, seen at the end of long stretches of aisles and ambulatories,
-they are like splotches of blood or deep indigo,
-throwing a strange light on the surrounding stone.</p>
-
-<p>I presently fell in tow of a guide. It is said to-day
-that Americans are more like the Germans than like the
-English; but from the types I encountered in England I
-think the variety of American temperaments spring naturally
-from the mother country. Four more typical New
-England village specimens I never saw than these cathedral
-ushers or guides. They were sitting on the steps
-leading up to the choir, clad in cap and gown, engaged in
-cheerful gossip.</p>
-
-<p>“Your turn, Henry,” said one, and the tallest of the
-three came around and unlocked the great iron gates
-which give into the choir. Then began, for my special
-benefit, a magnificent oration. We were joined, after
-we had gone a little way, by a party of ladies from Pennsylvania<span class="pagenum" id="Page_196">196</span>
-who were lurking in one of the transepts; and
-nothing would do but my guide must go back to the iron
-entrance-way to the choir and begin all over. Not a sentence
-was twisted, not a pause misplaced. “Good heavens,”
-I thought, “he does that every day in the year,
-perhaps a dozen times a day.” He was like a phonograph
-with but one record, which is repeated endlessly.
-Nevertheless, the history of the archbishops, the Black
-Prince, the Huguenot refugees, the carving of the woodwork
-and the disappearance of the windows was all interesting.
-After having made the rounds of the cathedral,
-we came out into the cloister, the corridors of which
-were all black and crumbling with age, and he indicated
-the spot and described the manner in which Becket had
-been stabbed and had fallen. I don’t know when a bit
-of history has moved me so much.</p>
-
-<p>It was the day—the gentle quality of it—its very
-spring-like texture that made it all so wonderful. The
-grass in this black court was as green as new lettuce; the
-pendants and facets of the arches were crumbling into
-black sand—and spoke seemingly of a thousand years.
-High overhead the towers and the pinnacles, soaring as
-gracefully as winged living things, looked down while I
-faced the black-gowned figure of my guide and thought
-of the ancient archbishop crossing this self-same turf
-(how long can be the life of grass?).</p>
-
-<p>When I came outside the gate into the little square or
-triangle which faces it I found a beautiful statue of the
-lyric muse—a semi-nude dancing girl erected to the
-memory of Christopher Marlowe. It surprised me a
-little to find it here, facing Canterbury, in what might
-be called the sacred precincts of religious art; but it is
-suitably placed and brought back to my mind the related
-kingdom of poetry.</p>
-
-<p>All the little houses about have heavy overhanging<span class="pagenum" id="Page_197">197</span>
-eaves and diamond-shaped, lead-paned windows. The
-walls are thick and whitewashed, ranging in color from
-cream to brown. They seem unsuited to modern life;
-and yet they frequently offered small shop-windows full
-of all the things that make it: picture-postcards, American
-shoes, much-advertised candy, and the latest books
-and magazines. I sought a tea-room near by and had
-tea, looking joyously out against the wall where some
-clematis clambered, and then wandered back to the depot
-to get my mackintosh and umbrella—for it was beginning
-to rain. For two hours more I walked up and
-down in the rain and dark, looking into occasional windows
-where the blinds had not been drawn and stopping
-in taprooms or public houses where rosy barmaids waited
-on one with courteous smiles.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_198" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_198">198</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XX">CHAPTER XX<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">EN ROUTE TO PARIS</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap b"><span class="smcap1">One</span> of the things which dawned upon me in
-moving about England, and particularly as I
-was leaving it, was the reason for the inestimable
-charm of Dickens. I do not know that
-anywhere in London or England I encountered any
-characters which spoke very forcefully of those he
-described. It is probable that they were all somewhat
-exaggerated. But of the charm of his setting
-there can be no doubt. He appeared at a time when the
-old order was giving way, and the new—the new as we
-have known it in the last sixty years—was manifesting
-itself very sharply. Railroads were just coming in and
-coaches being dispensed with; the modern hotel was not
-yet even thought of, but it was impending.</p>
-
-<p>Dickens, born and raised in London, was among the
-first to perceive the wonder of the change and to contrast
-it graphically with what had been and still was. In such
-places as St. Alban’s, Marlowe, Canterbury, Oxford, and
-others, I could see what the old life must have been like
-when the stage-coach ruled and made the principal highways
-lively with traffic. Here in Canterbury and elsewhere
-there were inns sacred to the characters of Dickens;
-and you could see how charming that world must
-have appeared to a man who felt that it was passing.
-He saw it in its heyday, and he recorded it as it could not
-have been recorded before and can never be again. He
-saw also the charm of simple English life—the native
-love of cleanly pots and pans and ordered dooryards;<span class="pagenum" id="Page_199">199</span>
-and that, fortunately, has not changed. I cannot think
-of any one doing England as Dickens did it until there
-is something new to be done—the old spirit manifested
-in a new way. From Shakespeare to Dickens the cry
-is long; from Dickens to his successors it may be longer
-still.</p>
-
-<p>I was a bit perturbed on leaving Canterbury to realize
-that on the morrow at this same time I should catch my
-first glimpse of Paris. The clerk at the station who kept
-my bags for me noted that I came from New York and
-told me he had a brother in Wisconsin, and that he liked
-it very much out there.</p>
-
-<p>I said, “I suppose you will be coming to America
-yourself, one of these days?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes,” he said; “the big chances are out there.
-I’ll either go to Canada or Wisconsin.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, there are plenty of states to choose from,” I
-said.</p>
-
-<p>“A lot of people have gone from this place,” he replied.</p>
-
-<p>It rained hard on the way to Dover; but when I
-reached there it had ceased, and I even went so far as to
-leave my umbrella in the train. When I early discovered
-my loss I reported it at once to the porter who was
-carrying my belongings.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t let that worry you,” he replied, in the calmest
-and most assuring of English tones. “They always look
-through the trains. You’ll find it in the parcel-room.”</p>
-
-<p>Sure enough, when I returned there it was behind the
-clerk’s desk; and it was handed to me promptly. If I had
-not had everything which I had lost, barring one stick,
-promptly returned to me since I had been in England, I
-should not have thought so much of this; but it confirmed
-my impression that I was among a people who are temperamentally
-honest.</p>
-
-<p>My guide led me to the Lord Warden Hotel, where I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_200">200</span>
-arranged myself comfortably in a good room for
-the night. It pleased me, on throwing open my windows,
-to see that this hotel fronted a bay or arm of
-the sea and that I was in the realm of great ships and
-sea traffic instead of the noisy heart of a city. Because
-of a slight haze, not strong enough to shut out the lights
-entirely, fog-horns and fog-bells were going; and I could
-hear the smash of waves on the shore. I decided that
-after dinner I would reconnoiter Dover. There was a
-review of warships in the harbor at the time; and the
-principal streets were crowded with marines in red jackets
-and white belts and the comic little tambourine caps
-cocked jauntily over one ear. Such a swarm of red-jackets
-I never saw in my life. They were walking up
-and down in pairs and trios, talking briskly and flirting
-with the girls. I fancy that representatives of the underworld
-of women who prey on this type of youth were
-here in force.</p>
-
-<p>Much to my astonishment, in this Snargate Street I
-found a south-of-England replica of the “Fish, Chip,
-and Pea” institution of the Manchester district. I concluded
-from this that it must be an all-English institution,
-and wherever there was much drunkenness there would
-be these restaurants. In such a port as Dover, where
-sailors freely congregate, it would be apt to be common;
-and so it proved.</p>
-
-<p>Farther up High Street, in its uttermost reaches in
-fact, I saw a sign which read: “Thomas Davidge, Bone-setter
-and Tooth-surgeon”—whatever that may be.
-Its only rival was another I had seen in Boulton which
-ran: “Temperance Bar and Herbal Stores.”</p>
-
-<p>The next morning I was up early and sought the famous
-castle on the hill, but could not gain admission and
-could not see it for the fog. I returned to the beach
-when the fog had lifted and I could see not only<span class="pagenum" id="Page_201">201</span>
-the castle on the hill, but the wonderful harbor besides.
-It was refreshing to see the towering cliff of chalk, the
-pearl-blue water, the foaming surf along the interesting
-sea walk, and the lines of summer—or perhaps they are
-winter—residences facing the sea on this one best street.
-Dover, outside of this one street, was not—to me—handsome,
-but here all was placid, comfortable, socially
-interesting. I wondered what type of Englishman it
-was that came to summer or winter at Dover—so conveniently
-located between London and Paris.</p>
-
-<p>At ten-thirty this morning the last train from London
-making the boat for Calais was to arrive and with it
-Barfleur and all his paraphernalia bound for Paris.</p>
-
-<p>It seems to me that I have sung the praises of Barfleur
-as a directing manager quite sufficiently for one book; but
-I shall have to begin anew. He arrived as usual very
-brisk, a porter carrying four or five pieces of luggage,
-his fur coat over his arm, his monocle gleaming as though
-it had been freshly polished, a cane and an umbrella in
-hand, and inquiring crisply whether I had secured the
-particular position on deck which he had requested me
-to secure and hold. If it were raining, according to a
-slip of paper on which he had written instructions days
-before I left London, I was to enter the cabin of the
-vessel which crossed the channel; preëmpt a section of
-seat along the side wall by putting all my luggage there;
-and bribe a porter to place two chairs in a comfortable
-windless position on deck to which we could repair in
-case it should clear up on the way over. All of this I
-faithfully did. The chairs had the best possible position
-behind the deck-house and one of my pieces of luggage
-was left there as a guarantee that they belonged to me.
-It looked like rain when the train arrived, and we went
-below for a sandwich and a cup of coffee; but before the
-boat left it faired up somewhat and we sat on deck studying<span class="pagenum" id="Page_202">202</span>
-the harbor and the interesting company which was
-to cross with us. Some twenty English school-girls in
-charge of several severe-looking chaperones were crossing
-to Paris, either for a holiday, or, as Barfleur suggested,
-to renew their studies in a Paris school. A duller
-lot of maidens it would be hard to conceive, and yet some
-of them were not at all bad-looking. Conservatism and
-proper conduct were written all over them. Their clothing
-was severely plain, and their manners were most circumspect.
-None of that vivacity which characterizes the
-average American girl would have been tolerated under
-the circumstances. There was no undue giggling and
-little, if any, jesting. They interested me, because I instantly
-imagined twenty American girls of the same age
-in their place. They would have manifested twenty
-times the interest and enthusiasm, only in England that
-would have been the height of bad manners. As it was
-these English maidens sat in a quaint row all the way
-over, and disappeared quite conservatively into the train
-at Calais.</p>
-
-<p>This English steamer crossing the channel to France
-was a disappointment to me in one way. I had heard for
-some time past that the old uncomfortable channel boats
-had been dispensed with and new commodious steamers
-put in their place. As a matter of fact, these boats were
-not nearly so large as those that run from New York to
-Coney Island, nor so commodious, though much cleaner
-and brighter. If it had rained, as Barfleur anticipated,
-the cabin below would have been intolerably overcrowded
-and stuffy. As it was, all the passengers were on the
-upper deck, sitting in camp chairs and preparing stoically
-to be sick. It was impossible to conceive that a distance
-so short, not more than twenty-three or four miles,
-should be so disagreeable as Barfleur said it was at times.
-The boat did not pitch to any extent on this trip over.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_203">203</span>
-On my return, some three months later, I had a different
-experience. But now the wind blew fiercely and it was
-cold. The channel was as gray as a rabbit and offensively
-bleak. I did not imagine the sea could be so
-dull-looking, and France, when it appeared in the distance,
-was equally bleak in appearance. As we drew
-near Calais it was no better—a shore-line beset with gas
-tanks and iron foundries. But when we actually
-reached the dock and I saw a line of sparkling French
-<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">facteurs</i> looking down on the boat from the platform
-above—presto! England was gone. Gone all the
-solemnity and the politeness of the porters who had
-brought our luggage aboard, gone the quiet civility of
-ship officers and train-men, gone the solid doughlike quiescence
-of the whole English race. It seemed to me on the
-instant as if the sky had changed and instead of the gray
-misty pathos of English life—albeit sweet and romantic—had
-come the lively slap-dash of another world.
-These men who looked down on us with their snappy
-birdlike eyes were no more like the English than a sparrow
-is like a great auk. They were black-haired, black-eyed,
-lean, brown, active. They had on blue aprons and
-blue jumpers and a kind of military cap. There was a
-touch of scarlet somewhere, either in their caps or their
-jackets, I forget which; and somewhere near by I saw a
-French soldier—his scarlet woolen trousers and lead-blue
-coat contrasting poorly, so far as <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">éclat</i> goes, with the
-splendid trimness of the British. Nevertheless he did
-not look inefficient, but raw and forceful, as one imagines
-the soldiers of Napoleon should be. The vividness of
-the coloring made up for much, and I said at once that I
-would not give France for fifty million Englands. I
-felt, although I did not speak the language, as though
-I had returned to America.</p>
-
-<p>It is curious how one feels about France, or at least<span class="pagenum" id="Page_204">204</span>
-how I feel about it. For all of six weeks I had been rejoicing
-in the charms and the virtues of the English.
-London is a great city—splendid—the intellectual capital
-of the world. Manchester and the north represent
-as forceful a manufacturing realm as the world holds,
-there is no doubt of that. The quaintness and sweetness
-of English country life is not to be surpassed for charm
-and beauty. But France has fifty times the spirit and
-enthusiasm of England. After London and the English
-country it seems strangely young and vital. France is
-often spoken of as decadent—but I said to myself,
-“Good Lord, let us get some of this decadence, and take
-it home with us. It is such a cheerful thing to have
-around.” I would commend it to the English particularly.</p>
-
-<p>On the way over Barfleur had been giving me additional
-instructions. I was to stay on board when the boat
-arrived and signal a facteur who would then come and get
-my luggage. I was to say to him, “<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Sept colis</i>,” whereupon
-he would gather up the bundles and lead the way to
-the dock. I was to be sure and get his number, for all
-French facteurs were scoundrels, and likely to rob you.
-I did exactly as I was told, while Barfleur went forward to
-engage a section, first class, and to see that we secured
-places in the dining-car for the first service. Then he returned
-and found me on the dock, doing my best to keep
-track of the various pieces of luggage, while the facteur
-did his best to secure the attention of a customs inspector.</p>
-
-<p>It was certainly interesting to see the difference between
-the arrival of this boat at Calais and the similar
-boat which took us off the <i>Mauretania</i> at Fishguard.
-There, although the crowd which had arrived was equally
-large, all was peaceful and rather still. The porters
-went about their work in such a matter-of-fact manner.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_205">205</span>
-All was in apple-pie order. There was no shouting to
-speak of. Here all was hubbub and confusion, apparently,
-although it was little more than French enthusiasm.
-You would have fancied that the French guards and facteurs
-were doing their best to liberate their pent-up feelings.
-They bustled restlessly to and fro; they grimaced;
-they reassured you frequently by look and sign that all
-would be well, must be so. Inside of five minutes,—during
-which time I examined the French news-stand and
-saw how marvelously English conservatism had disappeared
-in this distance of twenty miles,—the luggage had
-been passed on and we were ready to enter the train.
-Barfleur had purchased a number of papers, <i>Figaro</i>, <i>Gil
-Blas</i>, and others in order to indicate the difference between
-the national lives of the two countries which I was
-now to contrast. I never saw a man so eager to see
-what effect a new country would have on another. He
-wanted me to see the difference between the English and
-the French papers at once; and although I was thoroughly
-familiar with it already, I carefully examined these latest
-productions of the French presses. The same delicious
-nudities that have been flourishing in the French papers
-for years were there, the same subtle Gallic penchant for
-the absurd and the ridiculous. I marveled anew at the
-sprightliness of these figures, which never cross the Atlantic
-into American papers. We do not know how to draw
-them because we are not accustomed to them in our lives.
-As a matter of fact the American papers and magazines
-adhere rigorously to the English standard. We have
-varied some in presentation, but have not broadened the
-least in treatment. As a matter of fact I believe that the
-American weekly and monthly are even more conservative
-than the British paper of the same standard. We
-think we are different, but we are not. We have not even
-anything in common with the Germans, from whom we<span class="pagenum" id="Page_206">206</span>
-are supposed to have drawn so much of our national personality.</p>
-
-<p>However,—the train started after a few moments and
-soon we were speeding through that low flat country
-which lies between Calais and Paris. It was a five-hour
-run direct, but we were going to stop off at Amiens to
-see the great cathedral there. I was struck at once by
-the difference between the English and the French landscape.
-Here the trees were far fewer, and what there
-were of them were not tinged with that rich green mold
-which is characteristic of every tree in England. The
-towns, too, as they flashed past—for this was an express—were
-radically different in their appearance. I noted
-the superabundance of conical red roofs swimming in a
-silvery light, and hard white walls that you could see for
-miles. No trees intervened to break the view, and now
-and then a silvery thread of a river appeared.</p>
-
-<p>It was on this trip that I gathered my first impressions
-of a French railway as contrasted with those of England
-and America. The French rails were laid to the standard
-gage, I noticed, and the cars were after the American
-not the English style: large, clean, commodious, with
-this improvement over the American car that they were of
-the corridor and compartment style as contrasted with
-our one room, open-space style. After my taste of the
-compartment car in England I was fairly satisfied to part
-forever with the American plan of one long open room in
-which every one can see every one else, interesting as that
-spectacle may be to some. The idea of some privacy
-appealed to me more. The American Pullman has always
-seemed a criminal arrangement to me, anyhow, and at
-Manchester I had met a charming society woman who in
-passing had told me that the first time she was compelled
-to undress in an American sleeping car she cried. Her
-personal sense of privacy was so outrageously invaded.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_207">207</span>
-Our large magnates having their own private cars or
-being able to charter a whole train on occasion need not
-worry about this small matter of delicacy in others (it
-would probably never concern them personally anyhow)
-and so the mass and the unsuspecting stranger is made to
-endure what he bitterly resents and what they never feel.
-I trust time and a growing sense of chivalry in the men at
-the top as well as a sense of privilege and necessity in the
-mass at the bottom will alter all this. America is a
-changing country. In due time, after all the hogs are
-fed or otherwise disposed of, a sense of government of
-the people for the people will probably appear. It has
-made only the barest beginning as yet. There are some
-things that the rank and file are entitled to, however—even
-the rank and file—and these they will eventually
-get.</p>
-
-<p>I was charmed with the very medieval air of Amiens,
-when we reached there, a bare, gray, cobble-stony city
-which, however, appeared to be solid and prosperous.
-Here, as in the rest of France, I found that the conical-roofed
-tower, the high-peaked roof, the solid gray or
-white wall, and the thick red tile, fluted or flat, combined
-to produce what may be looked upon as the national touch.
-The houses here varied considerably from the English
-standard in being in many cases very narrow and quite
-high for their width—four and five stories. They are
-crowded together, too, in a seemingly defensive way,
-and seem to lack light and air. The solid white or gray
-shutters, the thick fluted rain-pipe, and the severe, simple
-thickness of the walls produced an atmosphere which
-I came to look upon after a time as supremely Gallic,
-lingering on from a time when France was a very different
-country from what it is to-day.</p>
-
-<p>Amiens was all of this. It would have seemed hard
-and cold and bare and dry except for these little quirks<span class="pagenum" id="Page_208">208</span>
-of roofs, and the lightness of the spirit of the people.
-We wandered through high-walled, cobble-paved streets
-until suddenly we came on the cathedral, soaring upward
-out of a welter of the dreary and commonplace. I
-had thought Canterbury was wonderful—but now I
-knew that I had never seen anything in my life before so
-imposing as Amiens. Pure Gothic, like Canterbury, it
-was so much larger; a perfect maze of pinnacles, towers,
-arches, buttresses and flying buttresses; it soared into
-the sky—carven saint above carven saint, and gargoyles
-leering from every cranny. I could scarcely believe that
-the faith of man had ever reared so lovely a thing.
-What a power religion must have been in those days! Or
-what a grip this form of art must have taken on the
-imagination of some! To what perfection the art of
-architecture had attained! The loving care that has
-been exercised in designing, shaping and placing these
-stones is enough to stagger the brain. I did not wonder
-when I saw it that Ruskin and Morris had attained to a
-sort of frenzy over the Gothic. It is a thing for sighs
-and tears. Both Barfleur and I walked around it in reverent
-silence, and I knew that he was rejoicing to know
-that I was feeling what I ought to feel.</p>
-
-<p>We went inside after a time because it was threatening
-dusk and we had to make our train for Paris. I
-shall never forget the vast space within those wondrous
-doors—the world of purple and gold and blue in the
-windows, the blaze of a hundred and more candles upon
-the great altar, the shrines with their votive offerings
-of flaming tapers, the fat waddling mothers in bunchy
-skirts, the heavy priests with shovel hats and pig-like
-faces, the order of attendant sisters in blue collars and
-flaring linen headgear, the worshipful figures scattered
-here and there upon the hard stone floor on their knees.
-The vast space was full of a delicious incense; faint<span class="pagenum" id="Page_209">209</span>
-shadows were already pooling themselves in the arches
-above to blend into a great darkness. Up rose the
-columns, giant redwoods of stone, supporting the far-off
-roof; the glory of pointed windows, the richness of foliated
-decorations, the worshipfulness of graven saints set
-in shrines whose details seemed the tendrils of spring.
-Whatever the flower, the fruit, the leaf, the branch, could
-contribute in the way of artistic suggestion had here been
-seized upon. Only the highest order of inspiration could
-have conceived or planned or executed this delicious
-dream in stone.</p>
-
-<p>A guide, for a franc or two, took us high up into the
-organ-loft and out upon a narrow balustrade leading
-about the roof. Below, all France was spread out; the
-city of Amiens, its contour, was defined accurately. You
-could see some little stream, the Somme, coming into the
-city and leaving it. Wonderful figures of saints and
-devils were on every hand. We were shown a high tower
-in which a treaty between France and Spain had been
-signed. I looked down into the great well of the nave
-inside and saw the candles glowing like gold and the
-people moving like small bugs across the floor. It was
-a splendid confirmation of the majesty of man, the power
-of his ideals, the richness and extent of his imagination,
-the sheer ability of his hands. I would not give up my
-fleeting impression of Amiens for anything that I know.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>As we came away from the cathedral in the dusk we
-walked along some branch or canal of the Somme, and I
-saw for the first time the peculiar kind of boat or punt
-used on French streams—a long affair, stub-pointed at
-either end. It was black and had somewhat the effect of
-a gondola. A Frenchman in baggy corduroy trousers
-and soft wool cap pulled over one ear was poling it along.
-It contained hay piled in a rude mass. It was warm here,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_210">210</span>
-in spite of the fact that it was the middle of January, and
-there was a feeling of spring in the air. Barfleur informed
-me that the worst of winter in Paris appeared between
-January fifteenth and the middle of March, that the
-spring did not really show itself until the first of April or
-a little later.</p>
-
-<p>“You will be coming back by then,” he said, “and you
-will see it in all its glory. We will go to Fontainebleau
-and ride.” That sounded very promising to me.</p>
-
-<p>I could not believe that these dull cobble-stone streets
-through which we were passing were part of a city of
-over ninety thousand, and that there was much manufacturing
-here. There were so few people in sight. It
-had a gray, shut-up appearance—none of the flow and
-spirit of the towns of the American Middle West. It occurred
-to me at once that, though I might like to travel
-here, I should never like to live here. Then we reached
-the railway station again.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_211" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_211">211</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXI">CHAPTER XXI<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">PARIS!</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">There</span> is something about the French nation
-which, in spite of its dreary-looking cities, exhibits
-an air of metropolitan up-to-dateness.
-I don’t know where outside of America you will find
-the snap and intensity of emotion, ambition, and romance
-which you find everywhere in French streets. The
-station, when we returned to it, was alive with a
-crowd of bustling, hurrying people, buying books
-and papers at news-stands, looking after their luggage
-in the baggage-room, and chattering to the
-ticket-sellers through their windows. A train from
-Paris was just in and they were hurrying to catch that;
-and as I made my first French purchase—twenty centimes’
-worth of post-cards of Amiens—our train rolled
-in. It was from the North—such a long train as you
-frequently see in America, with cars labeled Milan,
-Trieste, Marseilles, Florence, and Rome. I could hardly
-believe it, and asked Barfleur as he bustled about seeing
-that the luggage was put in the proper carriage, where it
-came from. He thought that some of these cars started
-from St. Petersburg and others from Denmark and Holland.
-They had a long run ahead of them yet—over
-thirty hours to Rome, and Paris was just one point in
-their journey. We crowded into one car—stuffy with
-luggage, its windows damp with human breath, various
-nationalities occupying the section—and disposed of our
-grips, portmanteaus, rugs and so on, as best we could. I
-slipped the bustling old <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">facteur</i> a franc—not so much because
-he deserved it, but because he had such a gay and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_212">212</span>
-rakish air. His apron swung around his legs like a
-skirt, and his accordion-plaited cap was lolling gaily over
-one ear. He waved me a smiling farewell and said something
-in French which I wished I could understand.
-Then I realized for the first time what a pity it is not to
-understand the language of the country in which you
-are traveling.</p>
-
-<p>As the train sped on through the dark to Paris I fell
-to speculating on the wonders I was to see. Barfleur was
-explaining to me that in order to make my entrance into
-Paris properly gay and interesting, we were to dine at
-the Café de Paris and then visit the Folies-Bergère and
-afterwards have supper at the Abbaye Thélème.</p>
-
-<p>I should say here that of all people I know Barfleur is
-as capable of creating an atmosphere as any—perhaps
-more so. The man lives so heartily in his moods, he
-sets the stage for his actions long beforehand, and then
-walks on like a good actor and plays his part thoroughly.
-All the way over—from the very first day we met in
-New York, I think—he was either consciously or unconsciously
-building up for me the glamour of smart and
-artistic life in Europe. Now these things are absolutely
-according to your capacity to understand and appreciate
-them; they are, if you please, a figment of the brain, a
-frame of mind. If you love art, if you love history,
-if the romance of sex and beauty enthralls you, Europe in
-places presents tremendous possibilities. To reach these
-ethereal paradises of charm, you must skip and blink and
-dispense with many things. All the long lines of commonplaces
-through which you journey must be as nothing.
-You buy and prepare and travel and polish and finally
-you reach the center of this thing which is so wonderful;
-and then, when you get there, it is a figment of your own
-mind. Paris and the Riviera are great realities—there
-are houses and crowds and people and great institutions<span class="pagenum" id="Page_213">213</span>
-and the remembrance and flavor of great deeds; but the
-thing that you get out of all this for yourself is
-born of the attitude or mood which you take with you.
-Toward gambling, show, romance, a delicious scene,
-Barfleur carries a special mood. Life is only significant
-because of these things. His great struggle is to avoid
-the dingy and the dull, and to escape if possible the
-penalties of encroaching age. I think he looks back on
-the glitter of his youth with a pathetic eye, and I know
-he looks forward into the dark with stoic solemnity.
-Just one hour of beauty, is his private cry, one more day
-of delight. Let the future take care of itself. He realizes,
-too, with the keenness of a realist, that if youth is
-not most vivid in yourself, it can sometimes be achieved
-through the moods of others. I know he found in me a
-zest and a curiosity and a wonder which he was keen to
-satisfy. Now he would see this thing over as he had
-seen it years before. He would observe me thrill and
-marvel, and so he would be able to thrill and marvel
-himself once more. He clung to me with delicious enthusiasm,
-and every now and then would say, “Come
-now, what are you thinking? I want to know. I am
-enjoying this as much as you are.” He had a delicious
-vivacity which acted on me like wine.</p>
-
-<p>As we neared Paris he had built this city up so thoroughly
-in my mood that I am satisfied that I could not
-have seen it with a realistic eye if I had tried. It was
-something—I cannot tell you what—Napoleon, the
-Louvre, the art quarter, Montmartre, the gay restaurants,
-the boulevards, Balzac, Hugo, the Seine and the soldiery,
-a score and a hundred things too numerous to mention
-and all greatly exaggerated. I hoped to see something
-which was perfect in its artistic appearance—exteriorly
-speaking. I expected, after reading George Moore and
-others, a wine-like atmosphere; a throbbing world of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_214">214</span>
-gay life; women of exceptional charm of face and dress;
-the bizarre, the unique, the emotional, the spirited. At
-Amiens I had seen enough women entering the trains to
-realize that the dreary commonplace of the English
-woman was gone. Instead the young married women
-that we saw were positively daring compared to what
-England could show—shapely, piquant, sensitive, their
-eyes showing a birdlike awareness of what this world has
-to offer. I fancied Paris would be like that, only more
-so; and as I look back on it now I can honestly say that
-I was not greatly disappointed. It was not all that I
-thought it would be, but it was enough. It is a gay,
-brilliant, beautiful city, with the spirit of New York
-and more than the distinction of London. It is like a
-brilliant, fragile child—not made for contests and brutal
-battles, but gay beyond reproach.</p>
-
-<p>When the train rolled into the Gare du Nord it must
-have been about eight o’clock. Barfleur, as usual, was on
-the qui vive for precedence and advantage. He had industriously
-piled all the bags close to the door, and was
-hanging out of a window doing his best to signal a
-facteur. I was to stay in the car and hand all the packages
-down rapidly while he ran to secure a taxi and an
-inspector and in other ways to clear away the impediments
-to our progress. With great executive enthusiasm
-he told me that we must be at the Hotel Normandy by
-eight-fifteen or twenty and that by nine o’clock we must
-be ready to sit down in the Café de Paris to an excellent
-dinner which he had ordered by telegraph.</p>
-
-<p>I recall my wonder in entering Paris—the lack of
-any long extended suburbs, the sudden flash of electric
-lights and electric cars. Mostly we seemed to be entering
-through a tunnel or gully, and then we were there.
-The noisy facteurs in their caps and blue jumpers were all
-around the cars. They ran and chattered and gesticulated—so<span class="pagenum" id="Page_215">215</span>
-unlike the porters in Paddington and Waterloo
-and Victoria and Euston. The one we finally
-secured, a husky little enthusiast, did his best to gather
-all our packages in one grand mass and shoulder them,
-stringing them on a single strap. The result of it was
-that the strap broke right over a small pool of water, and
-among other things the canvas bag containing my blanket
-and magnificent shoes fell into the water. “Oh, my
-God,” exclaimed Barfleur, “my hat box!”</p>
-
-<p>“The fool ass,” I added, “I knew he would do just
-that—My blanket! My shoes!”</p>
-
-<p>The excited facteur was fairly dancing in anguish,
-doing his best to get the packages strung together. Between
-us we relieved him of about half of them, and
-from about his waist he unwrapped another large strap
-and strung the remainder on that. Then we hurried on—for
-nothing would do but that we must hurry. A
-taxi was secured and all our luggage piled on it. It
-looked half suffocated under bundles as it swung out
-into the street, and we were off at a mad clip through
-crowded, electric-lighted streets. I pressed my nose to
-the window and took in as much as I could, while Barfleur
-between calculations as to how much time this would
-take, and that would take, and whether my trunk had
-arrived safely, expatiated laconically on French characteristics.</p>
-
-<p>“You smell this air—it is all over Paris.”</p>
-
-<p>“The taxis always go like this.” (We were going
-like mad.)</p>
-
-<p>“There is an excellent type—look at her.”</p>
-
-<p>“Now you see the chairs out in front—they are that
-way all over Paris.”</p>
-
-<p>I was looking at the interesting restaurant life which
-never really seems to be interrupted anywhere in Paris.
-You can always find a dozen chairs somewhere, if not<span class="pagenum" id="Page_216">216</span>
-fifty or a hundred, out on the sidewalk under the open
-sky, or a glass roof—little stone-topped tables beside
-them, the crowd surging to and fro in front. Here you
-can sit and have your coffee, your liqueur, your sandwich.
-Everybody seems to do it—it is as common as
-walking in the streets.</p>
-
-<p>We whirled through street after street partaking of
-this atmosphere, and finally swung up in front of a
-rather plain hotel which, I learned this same night, was
-close to the Avenue de l’Opéra, on the corner of the
-Rue St. Honoré and the Rue de l’Echelle. Our luggage
-was quickly distributed and I was shown into my room
-by a maid who could not speak English. I unlocked my
-belongings and was rapidly changing my clothes when
-Barfleur, breathing mightily, fully arrayed, appeared to
-say that I should await him at the door below where he
-would arrive with two guests. I did so, and in fifteen
-minutes he returned, the car spinning up out of a steady
-stream that was flowing by. I think my head was dizzy
-with the whirl of impressions which I was garnering, but
-I did my best to keep a sane view of things, and to get my
-impressions as sharp and clear as I could.</p>
-
-<p>I am quite satisfied of one thing in this world, and
-that is that the commonest intelligence is very frequently
-confused or hypnotized or overpersuaded by certain situations,
-and that the weaker ones are ever full of the
-wildest forms of illusion. We talk about the sanity of
-life—I question whether it exists. Mostly it is a succession
-of confusing, disturbing impressions which are
-only rarely valid. This night I know I was moving in a
-sort of maze, and when I stepped into the car and was
-introduced to the two girls who were with Barfleur, I
-easily succumbed to what was obviously their great
-beauty.</p>
-
-<p>The artist Greuze has painted the type that I saw before<span class="pagenum" id="Page_217">217</span>
-me over and over—soft, buxom, ruddy womanhood.
-I think the two may have been twenty-four and
-twenty-six. The elder was smaller than the younger—although
-both were of good size—and not so ruddy;
-but they were both perfectly plump, round-faced, dimpled,
-and with a wealth of brownish-black hair, even
-white teeth, smooth plump arms and necks and shoulders.
-Their chins were adorably rounded, their lips red,
-and their eyes laughing and gay. They began laughing
-and chattering the moment I entered, extending their
-soft white hands and saying things in French which I
-could not understand. Barfleur was smiling—beaming
-through his monocle in an amused, superior way. The
-older girl was arrayed in pearl-colored silk with a black
-mantilla spangled with silver, and the younger had a
-dress of peach-blow hue with a white lace mantilla also
-spangled, and they breathed a faint perfume. We were
-obviously in beautiful, if not moral, company.</p>
-
-<p>I shall never forget the grand air with which this noble
-company entered the Café de Paris. Barfleur was
-in fine feather and the ladies radiated a charm and a
-flavor which immediately attracted attention. This brilliant
-café was aglow with lights and alive with people.
-It is not large in size—quite small in fact—and triangular
-in shape. The charm of it comes not so much
-from the luxury of the fittings, which are luxurious
-enough, but from their exceeding good taste, and the
-fame of the cuisine. One does not see a bill of fare
-here that indicates prices. You order what you like
-and are charged what is suitable. Champagne is not an
-essential wine as it is in some restaurants—you may
-drink what you like. There is a delicious sparkle and
-spirit to the place which can only spring from a high
-sense of individuality. Paris is supposed to provide
-nothing better than the Café de Paris, in so far as food<span class="pagenum" id="Page_218">218</span>
-is concerned. It is as good a place to go for dinner
-as the city provides.</p>
-
-<p>It amuses me now when I think of how the managerial
-ability of Barfleur had been working through all this.
-As the program had been arranged in his mind, I was to
-take the elder of the two ladies as my partner and he
-had reserved the younger for himself. As a matter of
-fact they were really equally pretty and charming—and
-I was interested in both until, after a few parleys
-and when I had exchanged a few laughing signs with
-the younger, he informed me that she was really closely
-tied up with some one else and was not available. This I
-really did not believe; but it did not make any particular
-difference. I turned my attention to the elder who was
-quite as vivacious, if not quite so forceful as her younger
-sister. I never knew what it meant before to sit in a
-company of this kind, welcome as a friend, looked to for
-gaiety as a companion and admirer, and yet not able to
-say a word in the language of the occasion. There were
-certain words which could be quickly acquired on an
-occasion of this kind, such as “beautiful,” “charming,”
-“very delightful,” and so on, for which Barfleur gave me
-the French equivalent, and then I could make complimentary
-remarks which he would translate for all, and
-the ladies would say things in reply which would come
-to me by the same medium. It went gaily enough—for
-the conversation would not have been of a high order
-if I had been able to speak French. Barfleur objected to
-being used constantly as an interpreter, and when he became
-stubborn and chattered gaily without stopping to
-explain, I was compelled to fall back on the resources of
-looks and smiles and gestures. It interested me to see
-how quick these women were to adapt themselves to the
-difficulties of the situation. They were constantly
-laughing and chaffing between themselves—looking at<span class="pagenum" id="Page_219">219</span>
-me and saying obviously flattering things, and then
-laughing at my discomfiture in not being able to understand.
-The elder explained what certain objects were
-by lifting them up and insisting on the French name.
-Barfleur was constantly telling me of the compliments they
-made and how sad they thought it was that I could not
-speak French. We departed finally for the Folies-Bergère
-where the newest sensation of Paris, Mistinguett,
-was playing. She proved to be a brilliant hoyden
-to look upon; a gay, slim, yellow-haired tomboy who
-seemed to fascinate the large audience by her boyish
-manners and her wayward air. There was a brilliant
-chorus in spangled silks and satins, and finally a beautiful
-maiden without any clothing at all who was cloaked by
-the soldiery of the stage before she had half crossed it.
-The vaudeville acts were about as good as they are anywhere.
-I did not think that the performance was any
-better than one might see in one or two places in New
-York, but of course the humor was much broader. Now
-and then one of their remarkable <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">bons mots</i> was translated
-for me by Barfleur just to give me an inkling of the
-character of the place. Back of the seats was a great
-lobby or promenade where a fragment of the demi-monde
-of Paris was congregated—beautiful creatures,
-in many instances, and as unconventional as you please.
-I was particularly struck with the smartness of their
-costumes and the cheerful character of their faces. The
-companion type in London and New York is somewhat
-colder-looking. Their eyes snapped with Gallic intelligence,
-and they walked as though the whole world held
-their point of view and no other.</p>
-
-<p>From here at midnight we left for the Abbaye
-Thélème; and there I encountered the best that Paris
-has to show in the way of that gaiety and color and
-beauty and smartness for which it is famous. One<span class="pagenum" id="Page_220">220</span>
-really ought to say a great deal about the Abbaye
-Thélème, because it is the last word, the quintessence of
-midnight excitement and international <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">savoir faire</i>. The
-Russian and the Brazilian, the Frenchman, the American,
-the Englishman, the German and the Italian all
-meet here on common ground. I saw much of restaurant
-life in Paris while I was there, but nothing better
-than this. Like the Café de Paris it was small—very
-small—when compared to restaurants of similar repute
-in New York and London. I fancy it was not more
-than sixty feet square—only it was not square but
-pentagonal, almost circular. The tables, to begin with,
-went round the walls, with seats which had the wall
-for a back; and then, as the guests poured in, the interior
-space was filled up with tables which were brought
-in for the purpose; and, later in the morning, when the
-guests began to leave, these tables were taken out again,
-and the space devoted to dancing and entertainers.</p>
-
-<p>As in the Café de Paris I noticed that it was not so
-much the quality of the furnishings as the spirit of the
-place which was important. This latter was compounded
-of various elements—success, perfection of service, absolute
-distinction of cooking, and lastly the subtlety and
-magnetism of sex which is capitalized and used in Paris
-as it is nowhere else in the world. I never actually realized
-until I stepped into this restaurant what it is that
-draws a certain moneyed element to Paris. The Tomb
-of Napoleon and the Panthéon and the Louvre are not
-the significant attractions of that important city. Those
-things have their value—they constitute an historical
-and artistic element that is appealing, romantic and forceful.
-But over and above that there is something else—and
-that is sex. I did not learn what I am going to say
-now until later, but it might as well be said here, for it
-illustrates the point exactly. A little experience and inquiry<span class="pagenum" id="Page_221">221</span>
-in Paris quickly taught me that the owners and
-managers of the more successful restaurants encourage
-and help to sustain a certain type of woman whose presence
-is desirable. She must be young, beautiful, or attractive,
-and above all things possessed of temperament.
-A woman can rise in the café and restaurant world of
-Paris quite as she can on the stage; and she can easily
-graduate from the Abbaye Thélème and Maxim’s to the
-stage, though the path is villainous. On the other hand,
-the stage contributes freely to the atmosphere of Maxim’s,
-the Abbaye Thélème, and other restaurants of their kind.
-A large number of the figures seen here and at the Folies-Bergère
-and other places of the same type, are interchangeable.
-They are in the restaurants when they are
-not on the stage, and they are on the stage when they are
-not in the restaurants. They rise or fall by a world of
-strange devices, and you can hear brilliant or ghastly
-stories illustrating either conclusion. Paris—this aspect
-of it—is a perfect maelstrom of sex; and it is
-sustained by the wealth and the curiosity of the stranger,
-as well as the Frenchman.</p>
-
-<p>The Abbaye Thélème on this occasion presented a
-brilliant scene. The carpet, as I recall it, was a rich
-green velvet; the walls a lavender-white. From the
-ceiling six magnificently prismed electroliers were suspended—three
-glowing with a clear peach-blow hue
-and three with a brilliant white. Outside a small
-railing near the door several negro singers, a mandolin
-and a guitar-player, several stage dancers, and
-others were congregated. A perfect storm of people
-was pouring through the doors—all with their tables
-previously arranged for. Out in the lobby, where a January
-wind was blowing, you could hear a wild uproar
-of slamming taxi doors, and the calls of doormen and
-chauffeurs getting their vehicles in and out of the way.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_222">222</span>
-The company generally, as on all such occasions, was
-on the qui vive to see who else were present and what
-the general spirit of the occasion was to be. Instantly
-I detected a number of Americans; three amazingly
-beautiful English women, such as I never saw in England,
-and their escorts; a few Spaniards or South Americans;
-and, after that, a variety of individuals whom
-I took to be largely French, although it was impossible
-to tell. The English women interested me because, during
-all my stay in Europe, I never saw three other
-women quite so beautiful, and because, during all my
-stay in England, I scarcely saw a good-looking English
-woman. Barfleur suggested that they were of that high
-realm of fashion which rarely remains in London during
-the winter season—when I was there; that if I
-came again in May or June and went to the races I
-would see plenty of them. Their lovely hair was straw-colored
-and their cheeks and foreheads a faint pink and
-cream. Their arms and shoulders were delightfully
-bare, and they carried themselves with amazing hauteur.
-By one o’clock, when the majority of the guests had
-arrived, this room fairly shimmered with white silks and
-satins, white arms and shoulders, roses in black hair and
-blue and lavender ribbons fastened about coiffures of
-lighter complexion. There were jewels in plenty—opals
-and amethysts and turquoises and rubies—and
-there was a perfect artillery of champagne corks. Every
-table was attended by its silver bucket of ice; and the
-mandolins and guitars in their crowded angle were strumming
-mightily.</p>
-
-<p>I speculated interestedly as we seated ourselves as to
-what drew all these people from all parts of the world
-to see this, to be here together. Barfleur was eager to
-come here first and to have me see this, without delay.
-I do not know where you could go, and for a hundred<span class="pagenum" id="Page_223">223</span>
-francs see more of really amazing feminine beauty. I do
-not know where for the same money you could buy the
-same atmosphere of lightness and gaiety and enthusiasm.
-This place was fairly vibrating with a wild desire to live.
-I fancy the majority of those who were here for the
-first time—particularly of the young—would tell you
-that they would rather be here than in any other spot
-you could name. The place had a peculiar glitter of
-beauty which was compounded by the managers with
-great skill. The waiters were all of them deft, swift,
-suave, good-looking; the dancers who stepped out on the
-floor after a few moments were of an orchid-like Spanish
-type—ruddy, brown, full-bodied, black-haired, black-eyed.
-They had on dresses that were as close fitting
-as the scales of a fish and that glittered with the same
-radiance. They waved and rattled and clashed castanets
-and tambourines and danced wildly and sinuously to and
-fro among the tables. Some of them sang, or voices
-accompanied them from the raised platform devoted to
-music.</p>
-
-<p>After a while red, blue, pink and green balloons were
-introduced, anchored to the champagne bottles, and allowed
-to float gaily in the air. Paper parcels of small
-paste balls of all colors, as light as feathers, were distributed
-for the guests to throw at one another. In
-ten minutes a wild artillery battle was raging. Young
-girls were up on their feet, their hands full of these colored
-weapons, pelting the male strangers of their selection.
-You would see tall Englishmen and Americans
-exchanging a perfect volley of colored spheres with girls
-of various nationalities, laughing, chattering, calling,
-screaming. The cocotte in all her dazzling radiance was
-here—exquisitely dressed, her white arms shimmering,
-perfectly willing to strike up an understanding with the
-admirer who was pelting her.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_224">224</span></p>
-
-<p>After a time, when the audience had worn itself
-through fever and frenzy to satisfaction or weariness,
-or both, a few of the tables were cleared away and the
-dancing began, occasional guests joining. There were
-charming dances in costume from Russia, from Scotland,
-from Hungary, and from Spain. I had the wonder
-of seeing an American girl rise from her table and dance
-with more skill and grace than the employed talent. A
-wine-enthused Englishman took the floor, a handsome
-youth of twenty-six or eight, and remained there gaily
-prancing about from table to table, dancing alone or with
-whomsoever would welcome him. What looked like a
-dangerous argument started at one time because some
-high-mettled Brazilian considered that he had been
-insulted. A cordon of waiters and the managers soon
-adjusted that. It was between three and four in the
-morning when we finally left; and I was very tired.</p>
-
-<p>It was decided that we should meet for dinner; and
-since it was almost daylight I was glad when we had
-seen our ladies to their apartment and returned to the
-hotel.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_225" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_225">225</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXII">CHAPTER XXII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">A MORNING IN PARIS</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap i"><span class="smcap1">I shall</span> never forget my first morning in Paris—the
-morning that I woke up after about two hours’
-sleep or less, prepared to put in a hard day at sight-seeing
-because Barfleur had a program which must be
-adhered to, and because he could only be with me until
-Monday, when he had to return. It was a bright day,
-fortunately, a little hazy and chill, but agreeable. I
-looked out of the window of my very comfortable room
-on the fifth floor which gave out on a balcony overhanging
-the Rue St. Honoré, and watched the crowd of
-French people below coming to shop or to work. It
-would be hard to say what makes the difference between
-a crowd of Englishmen and a crowd of Frenchmen, but
-there is a difference. It struck me that these French men
-and women walked faster and that their every movement
-was more spirited than either that of the English or the
-Americans. They looked more like Americans, though,
-than like the English; and they were much more cheerful
-than either, chatting and talking as they came. I was interested
-to see whether I could make the maid understand
-that I wanted coffee and rolls without talking French,
-but the wants of American travelers are an old story to
-French maids; and no sooner did I say <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">café</i> and make
-the sign of drinking from a cup than she said, “Oh, oui,
-oui, oui—oh, oui, oui, oui!” and disappeared. Presently
-the coffee was brought me—and rolls and butter
-and hot milk; and I ate my breakfast as I dressed.</p>
-
-<p>About nine o’clock Barfleur arrived with his program.
-I was to walk in the Tuileries—which is close at hand—while<span class="pagenum" id="Page_226">226</span>
-he got a shave. We were to go for a walk
-in the Rue de Rivoli as far as a certain bootmaker’s,
-who was to make me a pair of shoes for the Riviera.
-Then we were to visit a haberdasher’s or two; and after
-that go straight about the work of sight-seeing—visiting
-the old bookstalls on the Seine, the churches of St. Étienne-du-Mont,
-Notre-Dame, Sainte-Chapelle, stopping
-at Foyot’s for lunch; and thereafter regulating our conduct
-by the wishes of several guests who were to appear—Miss
-N. and Mr. McG., two neo-impressionist
-artists, and a certain Mme. de B., who would not mind
-showing me around Paris if I cared for her company.</p>
-
-<p>We started off quite briskly, and my first adventure
-in Paris led me straight to the gardens of the Tuileries,
-lying west of the Louvre. If any one wanted a proper
-introduction to Paris, I should recommend this above all
-others. Such a noble piece of gardening as this is the
-best testimony France has to offer of its taste, discrimination,
-and sense of the magnificent. I should say,
-on mature thought, that we shall never have anything
-like it in America. We have not the same lightness
-of fancy. And, besides, the Tuileries represents a classic
-period. I recall walking in here and being struck at
-once with the magnificent proportions of it all—the
-breadth and stately lengths of its walks, the utter wonder
-and charm of its statuary—snow-white marble nudes
-standing out on the green grass and marking the circles,
-squares and paths of its entire length. No such charm
-and beauty could be attained in America because we
-would not permit the public use of the nude in this fashion.
-Only the fancy of a monarch could create a realm
-such as this; and the Tuileries and the Place du Carrousel
-and the Place de la Concorde and the whole stretch
-of lovely tree-lined walks and drives that lead to the Arc
-de Triomphe and give into the Bois de Boulogne speak<span class="pagenum" id="Page_227">227</span>
-loudly of a noble fancy untrammeled by the dictates of
-an inartistic public opinion. I was astonished to find
-how much of the heart of Paris is devoted to public usage
-in this manner. It corresponds, in theory at least, to
-the space devoted to Central Park in New York—but
-this is so much more beautiful, or at least it is so much
-more in accord with the spirit of Paris. These splendid
-walks, devoted solely to the idling pedestrian, and set
-with a hundred sculptural fancies in marble, show the
-gay, pleasure-loving character of the life which created
-them. The grand monarchs of France knew what
-beauty was, and they had the courage and the taste to
-fulfil their desires. I got just an inkling of it all in the
-fifteen minutes that I walked here in the morning sun,
-waiting for Barfleur to get his shave.</p>
-
-<p>From here we went to a Paris florist’s where Madame
-pinned bright <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">boutonnières</i> on our coats, and thence to
-the bootmaker’s where Madame again assisted her husband
-in the conduct of his business. Everywhere I went
-in Paris I was struck by this charming unity in the conduct
-of business between husband and wife and son and
-daughter. We talk much about the economic independence
-of women in America. It seems to me that
-the French have solved it in the only way that it can
-be solved. Madame helps her husband in his business
-and they make a success of it together. Monsieur Galoyer
-took the measurements for my shoes, but Madame
-entered them in a book; and to me the shop was fifty
-times as charming for her presence. She was pleasingly
-dressed, and the shop looked as though it had experienced
-the tasteful touches of a woman’s hand. It was clean and
-bright and smart, and smacked of good housekeeping; and
-this was equally true of bookstalls, haberdashers’ shops,
-art-stores, coffee-rooms, and places of public sale generally.
-Wherever Madame was, and she looked nice,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_228">228</span>
-there was a nice store; and Monsieur looked as fat and
-contented as could reasonably be expected under the circumstances.</p>
-
-<div id="if_i_228" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 48em;">
- <img src="images/i_228.jpg" width="2305" height="1551" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">The French have made much of the Seine</div></div>
-
-<p>From Galoyer’s we struck forth to Paris proper, its
-most interesting features, and I recall now with delight
-how fresh and trig and spick it all seemed. Paris has an
-air, a presence, from the poorest quarter of the Charenton
-district to the perfections of the Bois and the region
-about the Arc de Triomphe. It chanced that the day
-was bright and I saw the Seine, as bright as new buttons
-glimmering over the stones of its shallow banks and racing
-madly. If not a majestic stream it is at least a gay
-and dashing one—quick-tempered, rapid-flowing, artistically
-walled, crossed by a score of handsome bridges,
-and ornamented in every possible way. How much the
-French have made of so little in the way of a river! It is
-not very wide—about one-half as wide as the Thames
-at Blackfriars Bridge and not so wide as the Harlem
-River which makes Manhattan an island. I followed it
-from city wall to city wall one day, from Charenton to
-Issy, and found every inch of it delightful. I was never
-tired of looking at the wine barges near Charenton; the
-little bathing pavilions and passenger boats in the vicinity
-of the Louvre; the brick-barges, hay-barges, coal-barges
-and Heaven knows what else plying between the city’s
-heart and points downstream past Issy. It gave me the
-impression of being one of the brightest, cleanest rivers
-in the world—a river on a holiday. I saw it once at
-Issy at what is known in Paris as the “green hour”—which
-is five o’clock—when the sun was going down
-and a deep palpable fragrance wafted from a vast manufactory
-of perfume filled the air. Men were poling boats
-of hay and laborers in their great wide-bottomed corduroy
-trousers, blue shirts and inimitable French caps, were
-trudging homewards, and I felt as though the world had
-nothing to offer Paris which it did not already have—even
-the joy of simple labor amid great beauty. I could
-have settled in a small house in Issy and worked as a
-laborer in a perfume factory, carrying my dinner pail
-with me every morning, with a right good-will—or such
-was the mood of the moment.</p>
-
-<p>This morning, on our way to St.-Étienne-du-Mont
-and the cathedral, we examined the bookstalls along
-the Seine and tried to recall off-hand the interesting
-comment that had been made on them by great
-authors and travelers. My poor wit brought back only
-the references of Balzac; but Barfleur was livelier with
-thoughts from Rousseau to George Moore. They have
-a magnificent literary history; but it is only because they
-are on the banks of the Seine, in the center of this whirling
-pageant of life, that they are so delighted. To enjoy
-them one has to be in an idle mood and love out-of-doors;
-for they consist of a dusty row of four-legged boxes with
-lids coming quite to your chest in height, and reminding
-one of those high-legged counting-tables at which clerks
-sit on tall stools making entries in their ledgers. These
-boxes are old and paintless and weather-beaten; and at
-night the very dusty-looking keepers, who from early
-morning until dark have had their shabby-backed wares
-spread out where dust and sunlight and wind and rain
-can attack them, pack them in the body of the box on
-which they are lying and close the lid. You can always
-see an idler or two here—perhaps many idlers—between
-the Quai d’Orsay and the Quai Voltaire.</p>
-
-<p>We made our way through the Rue Mazarin and Rue
-de l’Ancienne Comédie into that region which surrounds
-the École de Medecin and the Luxembourg. In his enthusiastic
-way Barfleur tried to indicate to me that I was
-in the most historic section of the left bank of the Seine,
-where were St.-Étienne-du-Mont, the Panthéon, the Sorbonne,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_230">230</span>
-the Luxembourg, the École des Beaux-Arts and
-the Latin Quarter. We came for a little way into the
-Boulevard St.-Michel, and there I saw my first artists
-in velvet suits, long hair, and broad-brimmed hats; but
-I was told that they were poseurs—the kind of artist
-who is so by profession, not by accomplishment. They
-were poetic-looking youths—the two that I saw swinging
-along together—with pale faces and slim hands.
-I was informed that the type had almost entirely disappeared
-and that the art student of to-day prefers to
-be distinctly inconspicuous. From what I saw of them
-later I can confirm this; for the schools which I visited
-revealed a type of boy and girl who, while being romantic
-enough, in all conscience, were nevertheless inconspicuously
-dressed and very simple and off-hand in their
-manner. I visited this region later with artists who
-had made a name for themselves in the radical world,
-and with students who were hoping to make a name
-for themselves—sitting in their cafés, examining
-their studios, and sensing the atmosphere of their
-streets and public amusements. There is an art atmosphere,
-strong and clear, compounded of romance,
-emotion, desire, love of beauty and determination of purpose,
-which is thrilling to experience—even vicariously.</p>
-
-<p>Paris is as young in its mood as any city in the world.
-It is as wildly enthusiastic as a child. I noticed here,
-this morning, the strange fact of old battered-looking
-fellows singing to themselves, which I never noticed
-anywhere else in this world. Age sits lightly on the Parisian,
-I am sure; and youth is a mad fantasy, an exciting
-realm of romantic dreams. The Parisian—from the
-keeper of a market-stall to the prince of the money
-world, or of art—wants to live gaily, briskly, laughingly,
-and he will not let the necessity of earning his
-living deny him. I felt it in the churches, the depots,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_231">231</span>
-the department stores, the theaters, the restaurants, the
-streets—a wild, keen desire for life with the blood and
-the body to back it up. It must be in the soil and the
-air, for Paris sings. It is like poison in the veins, and
-I felt myself growing positively giddy with enthusiasm.
-I believe that for the first six months Paris would be
-a disease from which one would suffer greatly and recover
-slowly. After that you would settle down to live
-the life you found there in contentment and with delight;
-but you would not be in so much danger of
-wrecking your very mortal body and your uncertainly
-immortal soul.</p>
-
-<p>I was interested in this neighborhood, as we hurried
-through and away from it to the Ile-de-la-Cité and Notre-Dame,
-as being not only a center for art strugglers of
-the Latin Quarter, but also for students of the Sorbonne.
-I was told that there were thousands upon thousands of
-them from various countries—eight thousand from Russia
-alone. How they live my informant did not seem to
-know, except that in the main they lived very badly.
-Baths, clean linen, and three meals a day, according to
-him, were not at all common; and in the majority of
-instances they starve their way through, going back to
-their native countries to take up the practice of law,
-medicine, politics and other professions. After Oxford
-and the American universities, this region and the Sorbonne
-itself, I found anything but attractive.</p>
-
-<p>The church of St.-Étienne-du-Mont is as fine as possible,
-a type of the kind of architecture which is no type
-and ought to have a new name—modern would be as
-good as any. It has a creamish-gray effect, exceedingly
-ornate, with all the artificery of a jewel box.</p>
-
-<p>The Panthéon seemed strangely bare to me, large and
-spacious but cold. The men who are not there as much
-as the men who are, made it seem somewhat unrepresentative<span class="pagenum" id="Page_232">232</span>
-to me as a national mausoleum. It is hard to make
-a national burying-ground that will appeal to all.</p>
-
-<p>Notre-Dame after Canterbury and Amiens seems a
-little heavy but as contrasted with St. Paul’s in London
-and anything existing in America, it seemed strangely
-wonderful. I could not help thinking of Hugo’s novel
-and of St. Louis and Napoleon and the French Revolution
-in connection with it. It is so heavy and somber
-and so sadly great. The Hôtel Dieu, the Palais de
-Justice, Sainte-Chapelle and the Pont-Saint-Michel all
-in the same neighborhood interested me much, particularly
-Sainte-Chapelle—to me one of the most charming
-exteriors and interiors I saw in Paris. It is exquisite—this
-chapel which was once the scene of the private
-prayers of a king. This whole neighborhood somehow—from
-the bookstalls to Sainte-Chapelle suggested
-Balzac and Hugo and the flavor of this world as they
-presented it, was in my mind.</p>
-
-<p>And now there was luncheon at Foyot’s, a little restaurant
-near the Luxembourg and the Musée de Cluny, where
-the wise in the matter of food love to dine and where, as
-usual, Barfleur was at his best. The French, while discarding
-show in many instances entirely, and allowing
-their restaurant chambers to look as though they had been
-put together with an effort, nevertheless attain a perfection
-of atmosphere which is astonishing. For the life of
-me I could not tell why this little restaurant seemed so
-bright, for there was nothing smart about it when you
-examined it in detail; and so I was compelled to attribute
-this impression to the probably all-pervading temperament
-of the owner. Always, in these cases, there is a
-man (or a woman) quite remarkable for his point of
-view. Otherwise you could not take such simple appointments
-and make them into anything so pleasing and
-so individual. A luncheon which had been ordered by<span class="pagenum" id="Page_233">233</span>
-telephone was now served; and at the beginning of its
-gastronomic wonders Mr. McG. and Miss N. arrived.</p>
-
-<p>I shall not soon forget the interesting temperaments
-of these two; for even more than great institutions,
-persons who come reasonably close to you make up the
-atmosphere of a city. Mr. McG. was a solid, sandy,
-steady-eyed Scotchman who looked as though, had he
-not been an artist, he might have been a kilted soldier,
-swinging along with the enviable Scotch stride. Miss
-N. was a delightfully Parisianized American, without
-the slightest affectation, however, so far as I could make
-out, of either speech or manner. She was pleasingly
-good-looking, with black hair, a healthy, rounded face
-and figure, and a cheerful, good-natured air. There was
-no sense of either that aggressiveness or superiority
-which so often characterizes the female artist. We
-launched at once upon a discussion of Paris, London and
-New York and upon the delights of Paris and the progress
-of the neo-impressionist cult. I could see plainly
-that these two did not care to force their connection
-with that art development on my attention; but I was
-interested to know of it. There was something so solid
-and self-reliant about Mr. McG. that before the meal was
-over I had taken a fancy to him. He had the least suggestion
-of a Scotch burr in his voice which might have
-said “awaw” instead of away and “doon” instead of
-down; but it resulted in nothing so broad as that. They
-immediately gave me lists of restaurants that I must see
-in the Latin Quarter and asked me to come with them
-to the Café d’Harcourt and to Bullier’s to dance and to
-some of the brasseries to see what they were like. Between
-two and three Mr. McG. left because of an errand,
-and Barfleur and I accompanied Miss N. to her studio
-close by the gardens of the Luxembourg. This public
-garden which, not unlike the Tuileries on the other side of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_234">234</span>
-the Seine, was set with charming statues, embellished by
-a magnificent fountain, and alive with French nursemaids
-and their charges, idling Parisians in cutaways and derbies,
-and a smart world of pedestrians generally impressed
-me greatly. It was lovely. The wonder of
-Paris, as I was discovering, was that, walk where you
-would, it was hard to escape the sense of breadth, space,
-art, history, romance and a lovely sense of lightness and
-enthusiasm for life.</p>
-
-<p>Miss N.’s studio is in the Rue Deñfert-Rochereau. In
-calling here I had my first taste of the Paris concierge,
-the janitress who has an eye on all those who come and
-go and to whom all not having keys must apply. In
-many cases, as I learned, keys are not given to the outer
-gate or door. One must ring and be admitted. This
-gives this person a complete espionage over the affairs
-of all the tenants, mail, groceries, guests, purchases,
-messages—anything and everything. If you have a
-charming concierge, it is well and good; if not, not.
-The thought of anything so offensive as a spying concierge
-irritated me greatly and I found myself running
-forward in my mind picking fights with some possible
-concierge who might at some remote date possibly
-trouble me. Of such is the contentious disposition.</p>
-
-<p>The studio of Mr. McG., in the Boulevard Raspail,
-overlooks a lovely garden—a heavenly place set with
-trees and flowers and reminiscent of an older day in the
-bits of broken stone-work lying about, and suggesting
-the architecture of a bygone period. His windows,
-reaching from floor to ceiling and supplemented by exterior
-balconies, were overhung by trees. In both
-studios were scores of canvases done in the neo-impressionistic
-style which interested me profoundly.</p>
-
-<p>It is one thing to see neo-impressionism hung upon the
-walls of a gallery in London, or disputed over in a West<span class="pagenum" id="Page_235">235</span>
-End residence. It is quite another to come upon it fresh
-from the easel in the studio of the artist, or still in process
-of production, defended by every thought and principle
-of which the artist is capable. In Miss N.’s studio
-were a series of decorative canvases intended for the
-walls of a great department store in America which were
-done in the raw reds, yellows, blues and greens of the
-neo-impressionist cult—flowers which stood out with
-the coarse distinctness of hollyhocks and sunflowers;
-architectural outlines which were as sharp as those of
-rough buildings, and men and women whose details of
-dress and feature were characterized by colors which by
-the uncultivated eye would be pronounced unnatural.</p>
-
-<p>For me they had an immense appeal if for nothing
-more than that they represented a development and an
-individual point of view. It is so hard to break tradition.</p>
-
-<p>It was the same in the studio of Mr. McG. to which we
-journeyed after some three-quarters of an hour. Of the
-two painters, the man seemed to me the more forceful.
-Miss N. worked in a softer mood, with more of what
-might be called an emotional attitude towards life.</p>
-
-<p>During all this, Barfleur was in the heyday of his
-Parisian glory, and appropriately cheerful. We took
-a taxi through singing streets lighted by a springtime
-sun and came finally to the Restaurant Prunier where
-it was necessary for him to secure a table and order
-dinner in advance; and thence to the Théâtre des
-Capucines in the Rue des Capucines, where tickets for a
-farce had to be secured, and thence to a bar near the
-Avenue de l’Opéra where we were to meet the previously
-mentioned Mme. de B. who, out of the goodness of her
-heart, was to help entertain me while I was in the city.</p>
-
-<p>This remarkable woman who by her beauty, simplicity,
-utter frankness, and moody immorality would shock the
-average woman into a deadly fear of life and make<span class="pagenum" id="Page_236">236</span>
-a horror of what seems a gaudy pleasure world to
-some, quite instantly took my fancy. Yet I think it was
-more a matter of Mme. de B.’s attitude, than it was
-the things which she did, which made it so terrible.
-But that is a long story.</p>
-
-<div id="if_i_236" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 42em;">
- <img src="images/i_236.jpg" width="2003" height="1541" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">One of the thousands upon thousands of cafés on the boulevards of Paris</div></div>
-
-<p>We came to her out of the whirl of the “green hour,”
-when the Paris boulevards in this vicinity were fairly
-swarming with people—the gayest world I have ever
-seen. We have enormous crowds in New York, but
-they seem to be going somewhere very much more definitely
-than in Paris. With us there is an eager, strident,
-almost objectionable effort to get home or to the
-theater or to the restaurant which one can easily resent—it
-is so inconsiderate and indifferent. In London you
-do not feel that there are any crowds that are going
-to the theaters or the restaurants; and if they are, they
-are not very cheerful about it; they are enduring life;
-they have none of the lightness of the Parisian world.
-I think it is all explained by the fact that Parisians feel
-keenly that they are living now and that they wish to
-enjoy themselves as they go. The American and the
-Englishman—the Englishman much more than the
-American—have decided that they are going to live in
-the future. Only the American is a little angry about
-his decision and the Englishman a little meek or patient.
-They both feel that life is intensely grim. But
-the Parisian, while he may feel or believe it, decides
-wilfully to cast it off. He lives by the way, out of
-books, restaurants, theaters, boulevards, and the spectacle
-of life generally. The Parisians move briskly, and
-they come out where they can see each other—out into
-the great wide-sidewalked boulevards and the thousands
-upon thousands of cafés; and make themselves comfortable
-and talkative and gay on the streets. It is so
-obvious that everybody is having a good time—not trying<span class="pagenum" id="Page_237">237</span>
-to have it; that they are enjoying the wine-like air,
-the cordials and <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">apéritifs</i> of the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">brasseries</i>, the net-like
-movements of the cabs, the dancing lights of the roadways,
-and the flare of the shops. It may be chill or
-drizzling in Paris, but you scarcely feel it. Rain can
-scarcely drive the people off the streets. Literally it
-does not. There are crowds whether it rains or not,
-and they are not despondent. This particular hour that
-brought us to G.’s Bar was essentially thrilling, and I
-was interested to see what Mme. de B. was like.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_238" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_238">238</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXIII">CHAPTER XXIII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">THREE GUIDES</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">It</span> was only by intuition, and by asking many questions,
-that at times I could extract the significance
-of certain places from Barfleur as quickly as I
-wished. He was always reticent or a little cryptic in his
-allusions. In this instance I gathered rapidly however
-that this bar was a very extraordinary little restaurant
-presided over by a woman of a most pleasant and practical
-type. She could not have been much over forty—buxom,
-good-looking, self-reliant, efficient. She moved
-about the two rooms which constituted her restaurant, in
-so far as the average diner was concerned, with an air
-of considerable social importance. Her dresses, as I
-noticed on my several subsequent visits, were always
-sober, but in excellent taste. About this time of day
-the two rooms were a little dark, the electric lights being
-reserved for the more crowded hours. Yet there
-were always a few people here. This evening when we
-entered I noticed a half-dozen men and three or four
-young women lounging here in a preliminary way, consuming
-<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">apéritifs</i> and chatting sociably. I made out by
-degrees that the mistress of this place had a following
-of a kind, in the Parisian scheme of things—that certain
-men and women came here for reasons of good-fellowship;
-and that she would take a certain type of
-struggling maiden, if she were good-looking and ambitious
-and smart, under her wing. The girl would have
-to know how to dress well, to be able to carry herself
-with an air; and when money was being spent very
-freely by an admirer it might as well be spent at this<span class="pagenum" id="Page_239">239</span>
-bar on occasion as anywhere else. There was obviously
-an <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">entente cordiale</i> between Madame G. and all the
-young women who came in here. They seemed so much
-at home that it was quite like a family party. Everybody
-appeared to be genial, cheerful, and to know
-everybody else. To enter here was to feel as though
-you had lived in Paris for years.</p>
-
-<p>While we are sitting at a table sipping a brandy and
-soda, enter Mme. de B., the brisk, genial, sympathetic
-French personage whose voice on the instant gave me a
-delightful impression of her. It was the loveliest voice
-I have ever heard, soft and musical, a colorful voice
-touched with both gaiety and sadness. Her eyes were
-light blue, her hair brown and her manner sinuous and
-insinuating. She seemed to have the spirit of a delightfully
-friendly collie dog or child and all the gaiety and
-alertness that goes with either.</p>
-
-<p>After I had been introduced, she laughed, and putting
-aside her muff and stole, shook herself into a
-comfortable position in a corner and accepted a brandy
-and soda. She was so interested for the moment,
-exchanging whys and wherefores with Barfleur, that
-I had a chance to observe her keenly. In a moment
-she turned to me and wanted to know whether
-I knew either of two American authors whom she knew—men
-of considerable repute. Knowing them both
-very well, it surprised me to think that she knew them.
-She seemed, from the way she spoke, to have been on
-the friendliest terms with both of them; and any one
-by looking at her could have understood why they should
-have taken such an interest in her.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, you know, that Mistaire N., he is very nice.
-I was very fond of him. And Mistaire R., he is clever,
-don’t you think?”</p>
-
-<p>I admitted at once that they were both very able men<span class="pagenum" id="Page_240">240</span>
-and that I was glad that she knew them. She informed
-me that she had known Mr. R. and Mr. N. in London
-and that she had there perfected her English, which
-was very good indeed. Barfleur explained in full who
-I was and how long I would be in Paris and that he had
-written her from America because he wanted her to show
-me some attention during my stay in Paris.</p>
-
-<p>If Mme. de B. had been of a somewhat more calculating
-type I fancy that, with her intense charm of face
-and manner and her intellect and voice, she would have
-been very successful. I gained the impression that she
-had been on the stage in some small capacity; but
-she had been too diffident—not really brazen enough—for
-the grim world in which the French actress rises.
-I soon found that Mme. de B. was a charming blend
-of emotion, desire, and refinement which had strayed
-into the wrong field. She would have done better in
-literature or music or art; and she seemed fitted by her
-moods and her understanding to be a light in any one
-of them or all. Some temperaments are so—missing by
-a fraction what they would give all the world to have.
-It is the little things that do it—the fractions, the bits,
-the capacity for taking pains in little things that make,
-as so many have said, the difference between success and
-failure and it is true.</p>
-
-<p>I shall never forget how she looked at me, quite
-in the spirit of a gay uncertain child, and how quickly
-she made me feel that we would get along very well
-together. “Why, yes,” she said quite easily in her
-soft voice, “I will go about with you, although I would
-not know what is best to see. But I shall be here, and
-if you want to come for me we can see things together.”
-Suddenly she reached over and took my hand and
-squeezed it genially, as though to seal the bargain. We
-had more drinks to celebrate this rather festive occasion;<span class="pagenum" id="Page_241">241</span>
-and then Mme. de B., promising to join us at the
-theater, went away. It was high time then to dress for
-dinner; and so we returned to the hotel. We ate a companionable
-meal, watching the Parisian and his lady
-love (or his wife) arrive in droves and dine with that
-gusto and enthusiasm which is so characteristic of the
-French.</p>
-
-<p>When we came out of this theater at half after eleven,
-Mme. de B. was anxious to return to her apartment, and
-Barfleur was anxious to give me an extra taste of the
-varied café life of Paris in order that I might be able
-to contrast and compare intelligently. “If you know
-where they are and see whether you like them, you can
-tell whether you want to see any more of them—which
-I hope you won’t,” said he wisely, leading the way
-through a swirling crowd that was for all the world like
-a rushing tide of the sea.</p>
-
-<p>There are no traffic laws in Paris, so far as I could
-make out; vehicles certainly have the right-of-way and
-they go like mad. I have read of the Parisian authorities
-having imported a London policeman to teach Paris
-police the art of traffic regulation, but if so, the instruction
-has been wasted. This night was a bedlam
-of vehicles and people. A Paris guide, one of the tribe
-that conducts the morbid stranger through scenes that
-are supposedly evil, and that I know from observation
-to be utterly vain, approached us in the Boulevard des
-Capucines with the suggestion that he be allowed to
-conduct us through a realm of filthy sights, some of
-which he catalogued. I could give a list of them if I
-thought any human organization would ever print them,
-or that any individual would ever care to read them—which
-I don’t. I have indicated before that Barfleur is
-essentially clean-minded. He is really interested in the
-art of the demi-mondaine, and the spectacle which their<span class="pagenum" id="Page_242">242</span>
-showy and, to a certain extent, artistic lives present;
-but no one in this world ever saw more clearly through
-the shallow make-believe of this realm than he does. He
-contents himself with admiring the art and the tragedy
-and the pathos of it. This world of women interests
-him as a phase of the struggle for existence, and for
-the artistic pretense which it sometimes compels. To
-him the vast majority of these women in Paris were
-artistic—whatever one might say for their morals, their
-honesty, their brutality and the other qualities which
-they possess or lack; and whatever they were, life made
-them so—conditions over which their temperaments,
-understandings and wills had little or no control. He is
-an amazingly tolerant man—one of the most tolerant I
-have ever known, and kindly in his manner and intention.</p>
-
-<p>Nevertheless, he has an innate horror of the purely
-physical when it descends to inartistic brutality. There
-is much of that in Paris; and these guides advertise it;
-but it is filth especially arranged for the stranger. I
-fancy the average Parisian knows nothing about it; and
-if he does, he has a profound contempt for it. So has
-the well-intentioned stranger, but there is always an
-audience for this sort of thing. So when this guide
-approached us with the proposition to show us a selected
-line of vice, Barfleur took him genially in hand. “Stop
-a moment, now,” he said, with his high hat on the back
-of his head, his fur coat expansively open, and his monocled
-eye fixing the intruder with an inquiring gaze,
-“tell me one thing—have you a mother?”</p>
-
-<p>The small Jew who was the industrious salesman for
-this particular type of ware looked his astonishment.</p>
-
-<p>They are used to all sorts of set-backs—these particular
-guides—for they encounter all sorts of people,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_243">243</span>
-severely moral and the reverse; and I fancy on occasion
-they would be soundly trounced if it were not for the
-police who stand in with them and receive a modicum
-for their protection. They certainly learn to understand
-something of the type of man who will listen to their
-proposition; for I have never seen them more than
-ignored and I have frequently seen them talked to in
-an off-hand way, though I was pleased to note that their
-customers were few.</p>
-
-<p>This particular little Jew had a quizzical, screwed-up
-expression on his face, and did not care to answer the
-question at first; but resumed his announcement of his
-various delights and the price it would all cost.</p>
-
-<p>“Wait, wait, wait,” insisted Barfleur, “answer my
-question. Have you a mother?”</p>
-
-<p>“What has that got to do with it?” asked the guide.
-“Of course I have a mother.”</p>
-
-<p>“Where is she?” demanded Barfleur authoritatively.</p>
-
-<p>“She’s at home,” replied the guide, with an air of
-mingled astonishment, irritation and a desire not to lose
-a customer.</p>
-
-<p>“Does she know that you are out here on the streets
-of Paris doing what you are doing to-night?” he continued
-with a very noble air.</p>
-
-<p>The man swore under his breath.</p>
-
-<p>“Answer me,” persisted Barfleur, still fixing him solemnly
-through his monocle. “Does she?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, no, of course she doesn’t,” replied the Jew
-sheepishly.</p>
-
-<p>“Would you want her to know?” This in sepulchral
-tones.</p>
-
-<p>“No, I don’t think so.”</p>
-
-<p>“Have you a sister?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_244">244</span></p>
-
-<p>“Would you want her to know?”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know,” replied the guide defiantly. “She
-might know anyhow.”</p>
-
-<p>“Tell me truly, if she did not know, would you want
-her to know?”</p>
-
-<p>The poor vender looked as if he had got into some
-silly, inexplicable mess from which he would be glad
-to free himself; but he did not seem to have sense
-enough to walk briskly away and leave us. Perhaps he
-did not care to admit defeat so easily.</p>
-
-<p>“No, I suppose not,” replied the interrogated vainly.</p>
-
-<p>“There you have it,” exclaimed Barfleur triumphantly.
-“You have a mother—you would not want her to
-know. You have a sister—you would not want her
-to know. And yet you solicit me here on the street to
-see things which I do not want to see or know. Think
-of your poor gray-headed mother,” he exclaimed grandiloquently,
-and with a mock air of shame and sorrow.
-“Once, no doubt, you prayed at her knee, an innocent
-boy yourself.”</p>
-
-<p>The man looked at him in dull suspicion.</p>
-
-<p>“No doubt if she saw you here to-night, selling your
-manhood for a small sum of money, pandering to the
-lowest and most vicious elements in life, she would weep
-bitter tears. And your sister—don’t you think now
-you had better give up this evil life? Don’t you think
-you had better accept any sort of position and earn an
-honest living rather than do what you are doing?”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I don’t know,” said the man. “This living
-is as good as any other living. I’ve worked hard to
-get my knowledge.”</p>
-
-<p>“Good God, do you call this knowledge?” inquired
-Barfleur solemnly.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, I do,” replied the man. “I’ve worked hard
-to get it.”</p>
-
-<div id="if_i_244" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 41em;">
- <img src="images/i_244.jpg" width="1977" height="1485" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">These places were crowded with a gay and festive throng</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_245">245</span></p>
-
-<p>“My poor friend,” replied Barfleur, “I pity you.
-From the bottom of my heart I pity you. You are degrading
-your life and ruining your soul. Come now,
-to-morrow is Sunday. The church bells will be ringing.
-Go to church. Reform your life. Make a new start—do.
-You will never regret it. Your old mother will be
-so glad—and your sister.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, say,” said the man, walking off, “you don’t
-want a guide. You want a church.” And he did not
-even look back.</p>
-
-<p>“It is the only way I have of getting rid of them,”
-commented Barfleur. “They always stop when I begin
-to talk to them about their mother. They can’t stand
-the thought of their mother.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very true,” I said. “Cut it out now, and come
-on. You have preached enough. Let us see the worst
-that Paris has to show.” And off we went, arm in arm.</p>
-
-<p>Thereafter we visited restaurant after restaurant,—high,
-low, smart, dull,-and I can say truly that the
-strange impression which this world made on me lingers
-even now. Obviously, when we arrived at Fysher’s at
-twelve o’clock, the fun was just getting under way.
-Some of these places, like this Bar Fysher, were no
-larger than a fair-sized room in an apartment, but
-crowded with a gay and festive throng—Americans,
-South Americans, English and others. One of the
-tricks in Paris to make a restaurant successful is
-to keep it small so that it has an air of overflow
-and activity. Here at Fysher’s Bar, after allowing
-room for the red-jacketed orchestra, the piano
-and the waiters, there was scarcely space for the forty
-or fifty guests who were present. Champagne was
-twenty francs the bottle and champagne was all they
-served. It was necessary here, as at all the restaurants,
-to contribute to the support of the musicians; and if<span class="pagenum" id="Page_246">246</span>
-a strange young woman should sit at your table for
-a moment and share either the wine or the fruit which
-would be quickly offered, you would have to pay for
-that. Peaches were three francs each, and grapes five
-francs the bunch. It was plain that all these things
-were offered in order that the house might thrive and
-prosper. It was so at each and all of them.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_247" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_247">247</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXIV">CHAPTER XXIV<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">“THE POISON FLOWER”</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">It</span> was after this night that Barfleur took his departure
-for London for two weeks, where business affairs
-were calling him during which time I was to make
-myself as idle and gay as I might alone or with the
-individuals to whom he had introduced me or to
-whom I had introductions direct. There was so much
-that I wished to see and that he did not care to see
-over again with me, having seen it all before—the
-Musée de Cluny, for instance, the Louvre, the Luxembourg
-and so on.</p>
-
-<p>The next afternoon after a more or less rambling day
-I saw him off for London and then I plunged into this
-treasure world alone.</p>
-
-<p>One of the things that seriously impressed me was the
-never-failing singing air of the city which was everywhere;
-and another the peculiarly moody atmosphere of
-the cemetery of Père-Lachaise—that wonderful world
-of celebrated dead—who crowd each other like the
-residents of a narrow city and who make a veritable
-fanfare of names. What a world! One whole day I
-idled here over the tombs of Balzac, Daudet, De Musset,
-Chopin, Rachel, Abélard and Héloise—a long, long
-list of celebrities. My brain fairly reeled with the
-futility of life—and finally I came away immensely
-sad. Another day I visited Versailles and all its
-splendor with one of the most interesting and amusing
-Americans I met abroad, a publisher by the name of
-H——, who regaled me with his own naïve experiences.
-I fairly choked at times over his quaint, slangy, amusing<span class="pagenum" id="Page_248">248</span>
-comments on things as when at Versailles, in the chambers
-of Marie Antoinette, he discovered a small secret
-stair only to remark, “There’s where Louis XVI took a
-sneak often enough no doubt,” or on one of the towers
-of Notre Dame when to a third person who was present
-he commented, “There’s your gargoyles, old sox!”
-Think of the artistic irreverence of it! Concerning a
-group of buildings which related to the Beaux-Arts I
-believe he inquired, “What’s the bunch of stuff to the
-right?” and so it went. But the beauty of Versailles—its
-stately artificiality!—how it all comes back.</p>
-
-<p>After two weeks in which I enjoyed myself as much
-as I ever hope to, studying out the charm and color
-of Paris for myself, Barfleur returned fresh, interested,
-ready for the Riviera, ready for more of Paris, ready
-indeed for anything, I said to myself once more, when
-I saw him—and I was very glad to see him indeed.</p>
-
-<p>The personality of Barfleur supplies a homey quality
-of comfortable companionship. He is so full of a
-youthful zest to live, and so keen after the shows
-and customs of the world. I have never pondered
-why he is so popular with women, or that his friends
-in different walks of life constitute so great a company.
-He seems to have known thousands of all
-sorts, and to be at home under all conditions. That
-persistent, unchanging atmosphere of “All is well with
-me,” to maintain which is as much a duty as a
-tradition with him, makes his presence a constant delight.</p>
-
-<p>We were soon joined by a small party of friends
-thereafter: Sir Scorp, who was bound for an extended
-stay on the Riviera, a sociologist, who was abroad
-on an important scientific investigation, and the representative
-of an American publishing house, who was
-coming to Paris to waylay Mr. Morgan Shuster, late of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_249">249</span>
-Persia, and secure his book. This goodly company descended
-upon the Hotel Normandy late one Friday
-afternoon; and it was planned that a party of the whole
-was to be organized the following night to dine at the
-Café de Paris and then to make a round of the lesser
-known and more picturesque of Parisian resorts.</p>
-
-<p>Before this grand pilgrimage to the temples of vice and
-excitement, however, Barfleur and I spent a remarkable
-evening wandering from one restaurant to another in an
-effort to locate a certain Mlle. Rillette, a girl who, he had
-informed me when we first came to Paris, had been one
-of the most interesting figures of the Folies stage.
-Four or five years before she had held at the Folies-Bergère
-much the same position now recently attained
-by Mistinguett who was just then enthralling Paris—in
-other words, she was the sensation of that stormy
-world of art and romance of which these restaurants are
-a part. She was more than that. She had a wonderful
-mezzo-soprano voice of great color and richness and a
-spirit for dancing that was Greek in its quality. Barfleur
-was most anxious that I should get at least a glimpse of
-this exceptional Parisian type—the real spirit of this
-fast world, your true artistic poison flower, your lovely
-hooded cobra—before she should be too old, or too
-wretched, to be interesting.</p>
-
-<p>We started out to visit G.’s Bar, the Bar Fysher, the
-Rat Mort, Palmyr’s Bar, the Grelot, the Rabelais, in fact
-the whole list of restaurants and show-places where on
-occasion she might be expected to be seen. On the way
-Barfleur recounted bits of her interesting history, her
-marriages, divorces, vices, drug-habits, a strange category
-of tendencies that sometimes affect the most vigorous
-and eager of human temperaments.</p>
-
-<p>At one café, on this expedition, quite by accident apparently,
-we encountered Miss X., whom I had not seen<span class="pagenum" id="Page_250">250</span>
-since we left Fishguard, and who was here in Paris doing
-her best to outvie the women of the gay restaurants in
-the matter of her dresses, her hats, and her beauty. I
-must say she presented a ravishing spectacle—quite as
-wonderful as any of the other women who were to be
-seen here; but she lacked, as I was to note, the natural vivacity
-of the French. We Americans, in spite of our
-high spirits and our healthy enthusiasm for life, are
-nevertheless a blend of the English, the German, and
-some of the sedate nations of the north; and we are
-inclined to a physical and mental passivity which is not
-common to the Latins. This Miss X., vivid creature that
-she was, did not have the spiritual vibration which accompanies
-the French women. So far as spirit was
-concerned, she seemed superior to most of the foreign
-types present—but the French women are naturally
-gayer, their eyes brighter, their motions lighter. She
-gave us at once an account of her adventures since I
-had seen her—where she had been living, what places
-she had visited, and what a good time she was having.
-I could not help marveling at the disposition which
-set above everything else in the world the privilege
-of moving in this peculiar realm which fascinated her
-so much. From a conventional point of view, much of
-what she did was, to say the least of it, unusual,
-but she did not trouble about this. As she told me on
-the <i>Mauretania</i>, all she hoped for was to become a
-woman of Machiavellian finesse, and to have some
-money. If she had money and attained to real social
-wisdom, conventional society could go to the devil;
-for the adventuress, according to her, was welcome everywhere—that
-is, anywhere she would care to go. She
-did not expect to retain her beauty entirely; but she did
-expect to have some money, and meanwhile to live brilliantly
-as she deemed that she was now doing. Her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_251">251</span>
-love of amusement was quite as marked as ever, and
-her comments on the various women of her class as
-hard and accurate as they were brilliant. I remember
-her saying of one woman, with an easy sweep of her
-hand, “Like a willow, don’t you think?”—and of another,
-“She glows like a ruby.” It was true—fine
-character delineation.</p>
-
-<p>At Maxim’s, an hour later, she decided to go home,
-so we took her to her hotel and then resumed our pursuit
-of Mlle. Rillette. After much wandering we finally
-came upon her, about four in the morning, in one of
-those showy pleasure resorts that I have so frequently
-described.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, yes, there she is,” Barfleur exclaimed. I looked
-to a distant table to see the figure he indicated—that of
-a young girl seemingly not more than twenty-four or
-twenty-five, a white silk neckerchief tied about her brown
-hair, her body clothed in a rather nondescript costume
-for a world so showy as this. Most of the women wore
-evening clothes. Rillette had on a skirt of light brown
-wool, a white shirtwaist open in the front and the collar
-turned down showing her pretty neck. Her skirt
-was short, and I noticed that she had pleasing ankles
-and pretty feet and her sleeves were short, showing a
-solid forearm. Before she noticed Barfleur we saw her
-take a slender girl in black for a partner and dance,
-with others, in the open space between the tables which
-circled the walls. I studied her with interest because
-of Barfleur’s description, because of the fact that she had
-been married twice, and because the physical and spiritual
-ruin of a dozen girls was, falsely or not, laid at
-her door. Her face did not suggest the depravity which
-her career would indicate, although it was by no means
-ruddy; but she seemed to scorn rouge. Her eyes—eyes
-are always significant in a forceful personage—were<span class="pagenum" id="Page_252">252</span>
-large and vague and brown, set beneath a wide,
-full forehead—very wonderful eyes. She appeared, in
-her idle security and profound nonchalance, like a figure
-out of the Revolution or the Commune. She would
-have been magnificent in a riot—marching up a Parisian
-street, her white band about her brown hair, carrying
-a knife, a gun, or a flag. She would have had
-the courage, too; for it was so plain that life had lost
-much of its charm and she nearly all of her caring. She
-came over when her dance was done, having seen Barfleur,
-and extended an indifferent hand. He told me, after
-their light conversation in French, that he had chided
-her to the effect that her career was ruining her once
-lovely voice. “I shall find it again at the next corner,”
-she said, and walked smartly away.</p>
-
-<p>“Some one should write a novel about a woman like
-that,” he explained urgently. “She ought to be painted.
-It is amazing the sufficiency of soul that goes with that
-type. There aren’t many like her. She could be the
-sensation again of Paris if she wanted to—would try.
-But she won’t. See what she said of her voice just now.”
-He shook his head. I smiled approvingly, for obviously
-the appearance of the woman—her full, rich eyes—bore
-him out.</p>
-
-<p>She was a figure of distinction in this restaurant
-world; for many knew her and kept track of her. I
-watched her from time to time talking with the guests
-of one table and another, and the chemical content which
-made her exceptional was as obvious as though she were
-a bottle and bore a label. To this day she stands out
-in my mind in her simple dress and indifferent manner
-as perhaps the one forceful, significant figure that I saw
-in all the cafés of Paris or elsewhere.</p>
-
-<div id="if_i_252" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 34em;">
- <img src="images/i_252.jpg" width="1638" height="1684" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">I looked to a distant table to see the figure he indicated</div></div>
-
-<p>I should like to add here, before I part forever
-with this curious and feverish Parisian restaurant world,
-that my conclusion had been, after much and careful
-observation, that it was too utterly feverish, artificial
-and exotic not to be dangerous and grimly destructive
-if not merely touched upon at long intervals. This world
-of champagne drinkers was apparently interested in
-but two things—the flare and glow of the restaurants,
-which were always brightly lighted and packed with
-people—and women. In the last analysis women,
-the young women of easy virtue, were the glittering
-attraction; and truly one might say they were glittering.
-Fine feathers make fine birds, and nowhere more
-so than in Paris. But there were many birds who
-would have been fine in much less showy feathers. In
-many instances they craved and secured a demure simplicity
-which was even more destructive than the flaring
-costumes of the demi-monde. It was strange to see
-American innocence—the products of Petoskey, Michigan,
-and Hannibal, Missouri, cheek by jowl with the
-most daring and the most vicious women which the
-great metropolis could produce. I did not know until
-some time later how hard some of these women were,
-how schooled in vice, how weary of everything save
-this atmosphere of festivity and the privilege of wearing
-beautiful clothes.</p>
-
-<p>Most people come here for a night or two, or a month
-or two, or once in a year or so; and then return to the
-comparatively dull world from which they emanated—which
-is fortunate. If they were here a little while
-this deceptive world of delight would lose all its glamour;
-but a very few days and you see through the dreary
-mechanism by which it is produced; the brow-beating of
-shabby waiters by greedy managers, the extortionate
-charges and tricks by which money is lured from the
-pockets of the unwary, the wretched hallrooms and garrets
-from which some of these butterflies emanate to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_254">254</span>
-wing here in seeming delight and then disappear. It
-was a scorching world, and it displayed vice as an upper
-and a nether millstone between which youth and beauty
-is ground or pressed quickly to a worthless mass. I
-would defy anybody to live in this atmosphere so long as
-five years and not exhibit strongly the tell-tale marks of
-decay. When the natural glow of youth has gone comes
-the powder and paint box for the face, belladonna for the
-eyes, rouge for the lips, palms, and the nails, and perfumes
-and ornament and the glister of good clothing; but
-underneath it all one reads the weariness of the eye, the
-sickening distaste for bargaining hour by hour and day
-by day, the cold mechanism of what was once natural,
-instinctive coquetry. You feel constantly that so many
-of these demi-mondaines would sell their souls for one
-last hour of delight and then gladly take poison, as so
-many of them do, to end it all. Consumption, cocaine
-and opium maintain their persistent toll. This is a furnace
-of desire—this Montmartre district—and it burns
-furiously with a hard, white-hot flame until there is
-nothing left save black cinders and white ashes. Those
-who can endure its consuming heat are welcome to its
-wonders until emotion and feeling and beauty are no
-more.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_255" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_255">255</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXV">CHAPTER XXV<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">MONTE CARLO</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap al"><span class="smcap1">All</span> my life before going abroad I had been filled
-with a curiosity as to the character of the
-Riviera and Monte Carlo. I had never quite
-understood that Nice, Cannes, Mentone, San Remo in
-Italy and Monte Carlo were all in the same vicinity—a
-stone’s throw apart, as it were; and that this world is as
-distinct from the spirit of the north of France as the
-south of England is from the north of England.</p>
-
-<p>As Barfleur explained it, we went due south from Paris
-to Marseilles and then east along the coast of the Mediterranean
-until we came to the first stopping-place he
-had selected, Agay, where we would spend a few days
-in peace and quiet, far from the hurry and flare of the
-café life we had just left, and then journey on the hour
-or two more which it takes to reach Monte Carlo. He
-made this arrangement in order that we might have the
-journey through France by day, and proceed from Agay
-of a morning, which would give us, if we had luck—and
-such luck usually prevails on the Riviera—a sunlight
-view of the Mediterranean breaking in rich blue waves
-against a coast that is yellow and brown and gold and
-green by turns.</p>
-
-<p>Coming south from Paris I had the same sensation
-of wonder that I had traveling from Calais to
-Paris—a wonder as to where the forty odd millions
-of the population of France kept itself. It was
-not visible from the windows of the flying train. All
-the way we traveled through an almost treeless country
-past little white lawns and vineyards; and I never realized<span class="pagenum" id="Page_256">256</span>
-before, although I must have known, that these
-same vineyards were composed of separate vines, set in
-rows like corn stalks and standing up for all the world
-like a gnarled T. Every now and then a simple, straight-running,
-silvery stream would appear, making its way
-through a perfectly level lane and set on either bank
-with tall single lines of feathery poplars. The French
-landscape painters have used these over and over;
-and they illustrate exactly the still, lonely character of
-the country. To me, outside of Paris, France has an
-atmosphere of silence and loneliness; although, considering
-the character of the French people I do not understand
-how that can be.</p>
-
-<p>On the way south there was much badinage between
-Barfleur and Sir Scorp, who accompanied us, as to the
-character of this adventure. A certain young friend of
-Barfleur’s daughter was then resident at Lyons; and it
-was Barfleur’s humorously expressed hope, that his daughter’s
-friend would bring him a basket of cold chicken,
-cake, fruit, and wine. It seems that he had urged Berenice
-to write her friend that he was passing through; and
-I was hourly amused at Scorp’s biting reference to Barfleur’s
-“parental ruse,” which he vindictively hoped would
-come to nothing. It was as he hoped; for at Lyons the
-young lady and her parents appeared, but no basket.
-There were some minutes of animated conversation on
-the platform; and then we were off again at high speed
-through the same flat land, until we reached a lovely
-mountain range in the south of France—a region of
-huts and heavy ox-wains. It reminded me somewhat
-of the mountain regions of northern Kentucky. At
-Marseilles there was a long wait in the dark. A large
-number of passengers left the train here; and then we
-rode on for an hour or two more, arriving by moonlight
-at Agay, or at least the nearest railway station to it.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_257">257</span></p>
-
-<p>The character of the world in which Agay was located
-was delicious. After the raw and cold of our last
-few days in Paris this satin atmosphere of moonlight
-and perfume was wonderful. We stepped out of
-a train at the little beach station of this summer coast
-to find the trees in full leaf and great palms extending
-their wide fronds into the warm air. There was much
-chatter in French while the cabby struggled to get all
-our numerous bags into one vehicle; but when it was
-all accomplished and the top lowered so that we could
-see the night, we set forth along a long white road
-between houses which had anything but a French aspect,
-being a showy development of things Spanish and Moorish,
-and past bright whitewashed walls of stone, over
-which wide-leaved palms leaned. It was wonderful to
-see the moonlight on the water, the bluish black waves
-breaking in white ripples on sandy shores, and to feel the
-wind of the South. I could not believe that a ten-hour
-ride from Paris would make so great a change; but so
-it was. We clattered up finally to the Grand Hôtel
-d’Agay; and although it possessed so fine a name it
-was nothing much more than a country inn—comparatively
-new and solidly built, with a charming vine-covered
-balcony overlooking the sea, and a garden of palms
-in which one might walk. However, the food, Barfleur
-assured us, would be passable. It was only three stories
-high and quite primitive in its appointments. We were
-lighted to our rooms with candles, but the rooms were
-large and cool, and the windows, I discovered by throwing
-mine open, commanded a magnificent view of the bay.
-I stood by my window transfixed by the beauty of
-the night. Not in France outside this coast—nor
-in England—can you see anything like this in summer.
-The air was like a caress. Under the white
-moon you could see the main outlines of the coast and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_258">258</span>
-the white strip of sand at the bottom. Below us, anchored
-near the garden, were some boats, and to the
-right white houses sheltered in trees and commanding
-the wonders of the water. I went to bed breathing a
-sigh of relief and feeling as if I should sleep soundly—which
-I did.</p>
-
-<p>The next morning revealed a world if anything more
-wonderful. Now all the whiteness and the brownness
-and the sharpness of the coast line were picked out by
-a brilliant sun. The bay glittered in the light, a rich
-indigo blue; and a fisherman putting forth to sea hoisted
-a golden sail. I was astonished to find now that the
-houses instead of being the drab and white of northern
-France were as like to be blue or yellow or green—and
-always there was a touch of color somewhere, blue
-window-sills ornamenting a white house, brown chimneys
-contrasting with a blue one, the charm of the
-Moorish arch and the Moorish lattice suggesting itself
-at different points—and always palms. I dressed and
-went below and out upon the balcony and through the
-garden to the water’s edge, sitting in the warm sun
-and tossing pebbles into the water. Flowers were in
-bloom here—blue and yellow blossoms—and when
-Barfleur came down we took a delightful morning walk
-up a green valley which led inland between hills. No
-northern day in June could have rivaled in perfection
-the wonder of this day; and we talked of the stagey
-make-believe of Parisian night-life as contrasted with
-this, and the wonder of spring generally.</p>
-
-<p>“I should think the whole world would want to live
-here in winter,” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“The fact is,” replied Barfleur, “what are called the
-best people do not come here so much nowadays.”</p>
-
-<p>“Where do they go?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Switzerland is now the thing in winter—the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_259">259</span>
-Alps and all that relates to them. The new rich have
-overdone this, and it is becoming a little banal.”</p>
-
-<p>“They cannot alter the wonder of the climate,” I
-replied.</p>
-
-<p>We had a table put on the balcony at eleven and ate
-our morning fish and rolls and salad there. I can see
-Sir Scorp cheerfully trifling with the cat we found
-there, the morning sun and scenery having put him in
-a gay mood, calling, “<em>Chat, chat, chat!</em>” and asking,
-“How do you talk to a cat in French?” There was an
-open carriage which came for us at one into which we
-threw our fur coats and blankets; and then climbed by
-degrees mile after mile up an exquisite slope by the side
-of a valley that gradually became a cañon; and at the
-bottom of which tinkled and gurgled a mountain stream.
-This road led to more great trees at the top of a range
-overlooking what I thought at first was a great valley
-where a fog prevailed, but which a few steps further
-was revealed as the wondrous sea—white sails, a distant
-pavilion protruding like a fluted marble toy into the blue
-water, and here and there a pedestrian far below. We
-made our way to a delightful inn some half way down
-and back, where under soaring black pine trees we had
-tea at a little green table—strawberry jam, new bread,
-and cakes. I shall never forget the bitter assault
-I unthinkingly provoked by dipping my spoon into the
-jelly jar. All the vials of social wrath were poured
-upon my troubled head. “It serves him right,” insisted
-Barfleur, treacherously. “I saw him do that once
-before. These people from the Middle West, what can
-you expect?”</p>
-
-<p>That night a grand row developed at dinner between
-Scorp and Barfleur as to how long we were to remain in
-Agay and whether we were to stop in or out of Monte
-Carlo. Barfleur’s plan was for remaining at least three<span class="pagenum" id="Page_260">260</span>
-days here, and then going to a hotel not directly in Monte
-Carlo but half way between Monte Carlo and Mentone—the
-Hôtel Bella Riva. I knew that Barfleur had come
-here at the present time largely to entertain me; and since
-I would rather have had his presence than the atmosphere
-of the best hotel in Monte Carlo, it really did not
-matter so much to me where we went, so long as it
-was comfortable. Scorp was greatly incensed, or pretended
-to be, to think I should be brought here to witness
-the wonders of this festive world, and then be pocketed in
-some side spot where half the delicious life would escape
-me. “Agay!” he kept commenting, “Agay! We come
-all the way to the south of France to stop at Agay!
-Candles to light us to bed and French peasants for servants.
-And then we’ll go to Monte Carlo and stop at
-some third-rate hotel! Well, you can go to the Bella Riva
-if you choose; I am going to the Palace Hotel where I
-can see something, and have a decent bed. I am not
-going to be packed off any ten miles out of Monte Carlo,
-and be compelled to use a street car that stops at twelve
-o’clock and spend thirty francs getting home in a carriage!”</p>
-
-<p>This kept up until bedtime with Barfleur offering solemn
-explanations of why he had come here, why it would
-be advisable for us to refresh ourselves at the fountain
-of simple scenery after the fogs of London and the
-theatric flare of Paris. He had a fine argument for the
-Bella Riva as a dwelling-site: it was just half way between
-Monte Carlo and Mentone, it commanded all the
-bay on which Monte Carlo stood. Cap Martin, with the
-hotel of that name, here threw its sharp rocky point far
-out into the sea. A car-line passed the door. In a half-hour
-either way we could be in either Mentone or Monte
-Carlo.</p>
-
-<p>“Who wants to be in Mentone?” demanded Sir Scorp.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_261">261</span>
-“I would rather be an hour away from it instead of half
-an hour. If I came to see Monte Carlo I would not
-be bothering about Mentone. I, for one, will not go.”</p>
-
-<p>It was not long before I learned that Scorp did much
-protesting but equally much following. The patient
-silence of Barfleur coupled with direct action at the decisive
-moment usually won. Scorp’s arguments did
-result in one thing. The next morning, instead of idling
-in the sun and taking a carriage ride over the adjacent
-range, we gathered all our belongings and deposited them
-at the near-by station, while Barfleur and I climbed to the
-top of an adjacent hill where was an old water-pool, to
-have a last look at the lovely, high-colored, florescent bay
-of Agay. Then the long train, with drawing-room cars
-from all parts of Europe rolled in; and we were off
-again.</p>
-
-<p>Barfleur called my attention as we went along to the
-first of the umbrella trees—of which I was to see so
-many later in Italy—coming into view in the occasional
-sheltered valleys which we were passing, and later those
-marvels of southern France and all Italy, the hill cities,
-towering like great cathedrals high in the air. I shall
-never forget the impression the first sight of one of these
-made on me. In America we have nothing save the
-illusion of clouds over distant landscapes to compare
-with it. I was astonished, transported—the reality was
-so much more wonderful than the drawings of which
-I had seen so many. Outside the car windows the
-sweeping fronds of the palms seemed almost to brush
-the train, hanging over white enclosures of stone. Green
-shutters and green lattices; red roofs and bright blue
-jardinières; the half-Italianized Frenchman with his
-swarthy face and burning eyes. Presently the train
-stopped at Cannes. I struck out to walk in the pretty
-garden which I saw was connected with the depot, Barfleur<span class="pagenum" id="Page_262">262</span>
-to send a telegram, Scorp to show how fussy and
-cantankerous he could be. Here were long trains that
-had come from St. Petersburg via Vilna and Vienna;
-and others from Munich, Berlin and Copenhagen with
-diners labeled “<i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Speisewagen</i>” and sleepers “<i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Schlafwagen</i>.”
-Those from Paris, Calais, Brussels, Cherbourg
-bore the imposing legend, “<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Compagnie Internationale
-des Wagons-Lits et des Grands Express Européens</i>.”
-There was a long black train rumbling in from
-the south with cars marked Tripoli, Roma, Firenze and
-Milano. You had a sense, from merely looking at the
-stations, that the idleness and the luxury of all the world
-was pouring in here at will.</p>
-
-<p>In ten minutes we were off again—Barfleur expatiating
-solemnly on the fact that in England a homely girl
-was left to her own devices with no one to make anything
-of her, she being plain and that being the end of it;
-while here in France something was done with the
-poorest specimens.</p>
-
-<p>“Now those two young ladies,” he said, waving his
-hand dramatically in the direction of two departing
-travelers,—“they are not much—but look at them.
-See how smartly they are gotten up. Somebody will
-marry them. They have been encouraged to buck up,—to
-believe that there is always hope.” And he adjusted
-his monocle cheerfully.</p>
-
-<p>Our train was pulling into the station at Monte Carlo.
-I had the usual vague idea of a much-talked-of but never-seen
-place.</p>
-
-<p>“I can hear the boys calling ‘Ascenseur,’” exclaimed
-Barfleur to Scorp prophetically, when we were still a little
-way out. He was as keen for the adventure as a child—much
-more so than I was. I could see how he
-set store by the pleasure-providing details of the
-life here; and Scorp, for all his lofty superiority, was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_263">263</span>
-equally keen. They indicated to me the great masses
-of baggage which occupied the platforms—all bright
-and new and mostly of good leather. I was interested
-to see the crowds of people—for there was a train departing
-in another direction—and to hear the cries of
-“Ascenseur” as predicted—the elevators lifting to the
-terrace in front of the Casino, where the tracks enter
-along a shelf of a declivity considerably above the level
-of the sea. It is a tight little place—all that I had expected
-in point of showiness—gay rococo houses, white
-and cream, with red roofs climbing up the sides of the
-bare brown hill which rises to La Turbie above. We
-did not stop, but went on to Mentone where we were
-to lunch. It was charming to see striped awnings—pink
-and white and blue and green—gay sunshades of
-various colors and ladies in fresh linens and silks and
-men in white flannels and an atmosphere of outing generally.
-I think a sort of summer madness seizes on
-people under such circumstances and dull care is thrown
-to the winds, and you plan gay adventures and dream
-dreams and take yourself to be a singularly important
-person. And to think that this atmosphere should always
-be here, and that it can always be reached out of
-the snows of Russia and the bitter storms of New York
-and the dreary gray fogs of London, and the biting
-winds of Berlin and Paris!</p>
-
-<p>We lunched at the Admiralty—one of those <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">restaurants
-celebrés</i> where the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">haute cuisine</i> of France was
-to be found in its perfection, where balconies of flowers
-commanded the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">côte d’azure</i>.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_264" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_264">264</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXVI">CHAPTER XXVI<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">THE LURE OF GOLD!</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap b"><span class="smcap1">Before</span> I go a step further in this narrative I
-must really animadvert to the subject of restaurants
-and the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">haute cuisine</i> of France generally,
-for in this matter Barfleur was as keen as the greatest
-connoisseurs are in the matter of pictures. He loved
-and remembered the quality of dishes and the method
-of their preparation and the character of the men who
-prepared them and the atmosphere in which they were
-prepared and in fact everything which relates to the
-culinary and gastronomic arts and the history of the
-gourmet generally.</p>
-
-<p>In Paris and London Barfleur was constantly talking of
-the restaurants of importance and contrasting the borrowed
-French atmosphere of the best English restaurants
-with the glories of the parent kitchens in France.
-He literally schooled me in the distinction which was
-to be drawn between the Café Anglais, Voisin’s and
-Paillard’s, and those smart after-supper restaurants of
-the Montmartre district where the cuisine of France had
-been degraded by the addition of negroes, tinsel, dancers,
-and music. Nevertheless he was willing to admit that
-their cuisine was not bad. As I remember it now, I was
-advised to breakfast at Henry’s, to dine at the Ritz, and
-to sup at Durand’s; but if I chose to substitute the Café
-de Paris for the Ritz at dinner I was not going far
-wrong. He knew that M. Braquesec, the younger, was
-now in charge of Voisin’s and that Paul was the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">maître
-d’hôtel</i> and that during the Commune Voisin’s had once
-served <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">consommé d’éléphant</i>, <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">le chameau roti à l’Anglais</i>,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_265">265</span>
-and <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">le chat planqué de rats</i>. He thought it must have
-been quite excellent because M. Braquesec, the elder, supervised
-it all and because the wines served with it were
-from twenty to forty years of age.</p>
-
-<p>When it came to the Riviera he was well aware of
-all that region had to promise from Cannes to Mentone;
-and he could nicely differentiate the advantages
-of the Café de Paris; the grand dining-room of the
-Hôtel de Paris which was across the street; the Hermitage,
-which he insisted had quite the most beautiful
-dining-room in Monte Carlo; the Princess which one
-of the great stars of the opera had very regularly patronized
-some years before; the restaurant of the Grand
-Hotel which he considered very exceptional indeed; and
-the restaurant at the terminus of the La Turbie mountain
-railway—which he emphatically approved and which
-commanded a magnificent view of the coast and the
-sea. I was drilled to understand that if I had <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">mostelle
-à l’Anglais</i> at the Hôtel de Paris I was having a very
-excellent fish of the country, served in the very best
-manner, which is truly worth knowing. If we went to
-the Princess, the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">maître d’hôtel</i>, whom he knew from an
-older day, would serve us midgeon in some marvelous
-manner which would be something for me to remember.
-At the Café de Paris we were to have soupe Monègasque
-which had a reminiscence, so he insisted, of Bouillabaisse
-and was very excellent. The soupions were octopi,
-but delicate little ones—not the kind that would
-be thrust upon one in Rome. I was lost among discourses
-regarding the value of the Regents at Nice; the
-art of M. Fleury, now the manager of the Hôtel de
-Paris; and what a certain head-master could do for one
-in the way of providing a little local color, as Barfleur
-termed it, in the food. To all of this, not being a gourmet,
-I paid as strict attention as I could; though I fear<span class="pagenum" id="Page_266">266</span>
-me much, that a large proportion of the exquisite significance
-of it all was lost on me. I can only say, however,
-that in spite of Scorp’s jeering, which was constant, the
-only time we had a really wonderful repast was when
-Barfleur ordered it.</p>
-
-<p>The first luncheon at the Admiralty was an excellent
-case in point. Barfleur being on the Riviera and being
-host to several, was in the most stupendous of artistic
-moods. He made up a menu of the most delicious of hors
-d’œuvre—which he insisted should never have been allowed
-to take the place of soup, but which, alas, the custom
-of the time sanctioned and the caviare of which in
-this case was gray, a point which he wished me particularly
-to note—sole walewski; roast lamb; salad
-nicois; and Genoese asparagus in order to give our meal
-the flavor of the land. We had coffee on the balcony
-afterwards, and I heard much concerning the wonders of
-this region and of the time when the Winter Palace was
-the place to lunch. A grand duke was a part of the
-day’s ensemble, and two famous English authors before
-whom we paraded with dignity.</p>
-
-<p>After lunch we made our way to the Hôtel Bella
-Riva, which Barfleur in spite of Scorp’s complaints had
-finally selected. It stood on a splendid rise between
-Mentone and Monte Carlo; and here, after some slight
-bargaining we were assigned to three rooms <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">en suite</i>
-with bath. I was given the corner room with two balconies
-and a flood of sunshine and such a view as I
-have never seen from any window before or since.
-Straight before me lay the length of Cap Martin, a
-grove of thousands of olive trees reflecting from its
-burnished leaves the rays of the sun and crowding it completely,
-and beyond it the delicious sweep of the Mediterranean.
-To the right lay the bay of Monte Carlo, the
-heights of La Turbie, and all the glittering world which<span class="pagenum" id="Page_267">267</span>
-is Monte Carlo proper. To the left lay Mentone and
-the green and snow-capped mountains of Ventimiglia
-and San Remo faintly visible in the distance. Never
-an hour but the waters of the sea were a lighter or
-a darker shade of blue and never an hour but a
-lonely sail was crossing in the foreground. High
-above the inn at La Turbie, faintly visible in the
-distance, rose a ruined column of Augustus—a broken
-memory of the time when imperial Rome was dominant
-here, and when the Roman legions passed this way
-to Spain. At different hours I could hear the bugle of
-some frontier garrison sounding reveille, guard-mount,
-and the sun-set call. Oh, those wonderful mornings
-when I was waked by the clear note of a horn flying up
-the valleys of the mountains and sounding over the sea!</p>
-
-<p>Immediately after our arrival it was settled that once
-we had made a swift toilet we would start for Monte
-Carlo. We were ready to bring back tremendous winnings—and
-eager to see this showy world, the like of
-which, Scorp insisted, was not to be found elsewhere.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes,” he said, “I have been to Biarritz and to
-Ostend and Aix-les-Bains—but they are not like this.
-We really should live at the Palace where we could walk
-on the terrace in the morning and watch the pigeon-shooting.”
-He told a significant story of how once
-having a toothache he came out of the card-rooms of
-the Casino into the grand lobby and attempted to pour
-a little laudanum out of a thin vial, with which to ease
-the pain. “I stepped behind a column,” he explained,
-“so that I might not be seen; but just as I uncorked the
-vial four guards seized me and hurried me out of the
-place. They thought I was taking poison. I had to
-make plain my identity to the management before they
-would let me back.”</p>
-
-<p>We arrived at the edge of the corporation which is<span class="pagenum" id="Page_268">268</span>
-Monte Carlo and walked in, surveying the character of
-the place. It was as gaudy and rococoesque as one might
-well expect this world to be. It reminded me in part
-of that Parisian world which one finds about the Arc
-de Triomphe, rich and comfortable, only there are no carriages
-in Monte Carlo to speak of. The distances are
-too slight and the grades too steep. When we reached
-the square of the Casino, it did not strike me as having
-any especial charm. It was small and sloping, and laid
-off in square beds of reddish flowers with greensward
-about and gravel paths going down either side. At the
-foot lay the Casino, ornate and cream-white, with a glass
-and iron canopy over the door and a swarm of people
-moving to and fro—not an idling throng but rather
-having an air of considerable industry about it, quite as
-one might expect to find in a business world. People
-were bustling along as we were to get to the Casino or
-to go away from it on some errand and get back. We
-hurried down the short length of the sward, checking
-our coats, after waiting a lengthy time for our turn in
-line, and then entering the chambers where credentials
-are examined and cards of admission sold. There was
-quite some formality about this, letters being examined,
-our personal signature and home address taken and then
-we were ready to enter.</p>
-
-<p>While Barfleur presented our credentials, Sir Scorp
-and I strolled about in the lobby observing the inpouring
-and outpouring throng. He showed me the exact pillar
-where he had attempted to ease his tooth. This was an
-interesting world of forceful people. The German, the
-Italian, the American, the Englishman and the Russian
-were easily recognizable. Sir Scorp was convinced that
-the faces of the winners and the losers could be distinguished,
-but I am afraid I was not enough of a physiognomist
-to do this. If there were any who had just lost<span class="pagenum" id="Page_269">269</span>
-their last dollar I did not detect them. On the contrary
-it seemed to me that the majority were abnormally
-cheerful and were having the best time in
-the world. A large bar at the end of the room
-opposite the general entrance to the card-rooms had
-a peculiarly American appearance. The one thing that
-was evident was that all here were healthy and vigorous,
-with a love of life in their veins, eager to be entertained,
-and having the means in a large majority of cases to
-accomplish this end. It struck me here as it has in so
-many other places where great pleasure-loving throngs
-congregate, that the difference between the person who
-has something and the person who has nothing is one
-of intense desire, and what, for a better phrase, I will
-call a capacity to live.</p>
-
-<p>The inner chambers of the Casino were divided into
-two groups, the outer being somewhat less ornately
-decorated and housing those who for reasons of economy
-prefer to be less exclusive, and the inner more elaborate in
-decoration and having of an evening, it was said, a more
-gorgeously dressed throng. Just why one should choose
-less expensive rooms when gambling, unless low in funds,
-I could not guess. Those in both sets of rooms seemed
-to have enough money to gamble. I could not see, after
-some experience, that there was very much difference.
-The players seemed to wander rather indiscriminately
-through both sets of rooms. Certainly we did. An
-extra charge of five louis was made for the season’s
-privilege of entering the inner group or “<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Cirque privé</i>”
-as it was called.</p>
-
-<p>I shall never forget my first sight of the famous
-gaming-tables in the outer rooms—for we were not
-venturing into the inner at present. Aside from the
-glamour of the crowd—which was as impressive as an
-opera first night—and the decorative quality of the room<span class="pagenum" id="Page_270">270</span>
-which was unduly rich and brilliant, I was most vividly
-impressed by the vast quantities of money scattered so
-freely over the tables, small piles of gold louis, stacks of
-eight, ten, fifteen and even twenty-five franc pieces, layers
-of pale crisp bank-notes whose value was anywhere from
-one hundred to one thousand francs. It was like looking
-through the cashier’s window of an immense bank. The
-mechanism and manipulation of the roulette wheel I did
-not understand at first nor the exact duties of the many
-croupiers seated at each table. Their cry of “Rien ne
-<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">va plus</i>!” and the subsequent scraping together of the
-shining coin with the little rakes or the throwing back of
-silver, gold and notes to the lucky winner gripped my
-attention like a vise. “Great God!” I thought, “supposing
-I was to win a thousand pounds with my fifteen.
-I should stay in Europe an entire year.”</p>
-
-<p>Like all beginners I watched the process with large
-eyes and then seeing Barfleur get back five gold louis for
-one placed on a certain number I ventured one of my
-own. Result: three louis. I tried again on another
-number and won two more. I saw myself (in fancy)
-the happy possessor of a thousand pounds. My next
-adventure cost me two louis, whereupon I began to wonder
-whether I was such a fortunate player after all.</p>
-
-<p>“Come with me,” Barfleur said, coming around to
-where I stood adventuring my small sums with indescribable
-excitement and taking my arm genially. “I want to
-send some money to my mother for luck. I’ve just
-won fifteen pounds.”</p>
-
-<p>“Talk about superstition,” I replied, coming away
-from the table, “I didn’t believe it of you.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m discovered!” he smiled philosophically; “besides
-I want to send some sweets to the children.”</p>
-
-<p>We strolled out into the bright afternoon sun finding
-the terrace comparatively empty, for the Casino draws<span class="pagenum" id="Page_271">271</span>
-most of the crowd during the middle and late afternoon.
-It was strange to leave these shaded, artificially
-lighted rooms with their swarms of well-dressed men
-and women sitting about or bending over tables all
-riveted on the one thrilling thing—the drop of the
-little white ball in a certain pocket—and come out into
-the glittering white world with its blazing sun, its visible
-blue sea, its cream-colored buildings and its waving
-palms. We went to several shops—one for sweets and
-one for flowers, <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">haut parisiennes</i> in their atmosphere—and
-duly dispatched our purchases. Then we went to
-the post-office, plastered with instructions in various
-languages, and saw that the money was sent to Barfleur’s
-mother. Then we returned to the Casino and
-Barfleur went his way, while I wandered from board
-to board studying the crowd, risking an occasional louis,
-and finally managing to lose three pounds more than I
-had won. In despair I went to see what Scorp was
-doing. He had three or four stacks of gold coin in front
-of him at a certain table, all of five hundred dollars.
-He was risking these in small stacks of ten and fifteen
-louis and made no sign when he won or lost. On several
-occasions I thought he was certain to win a great
-sum, so lavishly were gold louis thrown him by the
-croupier, but on others I felt equally sure he was to be
-disposed of, so freely were his gold pieces scraped away
-from him.</p>
-
-<p>“How are you making out?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“I think I’ve lost eight hundred francs. If I should
-win this though, I’ll risk a bee-a.”</p>
-
-<p>“What’s a bee-a?”</p>
-
-<p>“A thousand franc note.”</p>
-
-<p>My poor little three louis seemed suddenly insignificant.
-A lady sitting next to him, a woman of perhaps
-fifty, with a cool, calculating face had perhaps as much<span class="pagenum" id="Page_272">272</span>
-as two thousand dollars in gold and notes piled up before
-her. All around the table were these piles of gold,
-silver and notes. It was a fascinating scene.</p>
-
-<p>“There, that ends me,” observed Scorp, all at once, his
-stock of gold on certain numbers disappearing with the
-rake of the croupier. “Now I’m done. We might
-walk out in the lobby and watch the crowd.” All his
-good gold so quietly raked in by the croupier was lingering
-painfully in my memory. I was beginning to
-see plainly that I would not make a good gambler. Such
-a loss distressed me.</p>
-
-<p>“How much did you lose?” I inquired.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, a thousand francs,” he replied.</p>
-
-<p>We strolled up and down, Scorp commenting sarcastically
-on one type and another and yet with a genial tolerance
-which was amusing.</p>
-
-<p>I remember a charming-looking cocotte, a radiant type
-of brunette, with finely chiseled features, slim, delicate
-fingers, a dainty little foot, who, clad in a fetching costume
-of black and white silk which fitted her with all
-the airy grace of a bon-bon ribbon about its box, stood
-looking uncertainly about as if she expected to meet some
-one.</p>
-
-<p>“Look at her,” Scorp commented with that biting little
-ha! ha! of his, which involved the greatest depths of
-critical sarcasm imaginable. “There she is. She’s lost
-her last louis and she’s looking for some one to pay for
-her dinner!”</p>
-
-<p>I had to smile to myself at the man’s croaking indifference
-to the lady’s beauty. Her obvious charms had
-not the slightest interest for him.</p>
-
-<p>Of another lovely creature who went by with her
-head held high and her lips parted in a fetching, coaxing
-way he observed, “She practises that in front of her
-mirror!” and finding nothing else to attack, finally<span class="pagenum" id="Page_273">273</span>
-turned to me. “I say, it’s a wonder you don’t take a
-cocktail. There’s your American bar.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s the wrong time, Scorp,” I replied. “You don’t
-understand the art of cocktail drinking.”</p>
-
-<p>“I should hope not!” he returned morosely.</p>
-
-<p>Finally after much more criticism of the same sort
-Barfleur arrived, having lost ten louis, and we adjourned
-for tea. As usual an interesting argument arose now
-not only as to where we were to dine, but how we were
-to live our very lives in Monte Carlo.</p>
-
-<p>“Now I should think,” said Barfleur, “it would be
-nice if we were to dine at the Princess. You can get
-sole and <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">canard à la presse</i> there and their wines are
-excellent. Besides we can’t drive to the Bella Riva
-every evening.”</p>
-
-<p>“Just as I thought!” commented Scorp bitterly.
-“Just as I thought. Now that we are staying at Bella
-Riva, a half hour or so away, we will dine in Monte
-Carlo. I knew it. We will do no such thing. We will
-go back to the Bella Riva, change our clothes, dine simply
-and inexpensively [this from the man who had just lost
-a thousand francs] come back here, buy our tickets for
-the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Cirque privé</i> and gamble inside. First we go to Agay
-and spend a doleful time among a lot of peasants and
-now we hang around the outer rooms of the Casino.
-We can’t live at the Hôtel de Paris or enter the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Cirque
-privé</i> but we can dine at the Princess. Ha! ha! Well,
-we will do no such thing. Besides, a little fasting will
-not do you any harm. You need not waste all your
-money on your stomach.”</p>
-
-<p>The man had a gay acidity which delighted me.</p>
-
-<p>Barfleur merely contemplated the ceiling of the lobby
-where we were gathered while Sir Scorp rattled on in
-this fashion.</p>
-
-<p>“I expected to get tickets for the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Cirque privé</i>—” he<span class="pagenum" id="Page_274">274</span>
-soothed and added suggestively, “It will cost at least
-twenty francs to drive over to the Bella Riva.”</p>
-
-<p>“Exactly!” replied Scorp. “As I predicted. We
-can’t live in Monte Carlo but we can pay twenty francs to
-get over to Cap Martin. Thank Heaven there are still
-street cars. I do not need to spend all my money on
-shabby carriages, riding out in the cold!” (It was a
-heavenly night.)</p>
-
-<p>“I think we’d better dine at the Princess and go home
-early,” pleaded Barfleur. “We’re all tired. To-morrow
-I suggest that we go up to La Turbie for lunch.
-That will prove a nice diversion and after that we’ll
-come down and get our tickets for the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Cirque privé</i>.
-Come now. Do be reasonable. Dreiser ought to see
-something of the restaurant life of Monte Carlo.”</p>
-
-<p>As usual Barfleur won. We <em>did</em> go to the Café Princess.
-We <em>did</em> have <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">sole Normande</i>. We <em>did</em> have
-<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">canard à la presse</i>. We <em>did</em> have some excellent wine
-and Barfleur was in his glory.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_275" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_275">275</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXVII">CHAPTER XXVII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">WE GO TO EZE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">The</span> charms of Monte Carlo are many. Our first
-morning there, to the sound of a horn blowing
-reveille in the distance, I was up betimes enjoying
-the wonderful spectacles from my balcony. The sun
-was just peeping up over the surface of an indigo sea,
-shooting sharp golden glances in every direction. Up
-on the mountains, which rise sharp and clear like great
-unornamented cathedrals back of the jeweled villages
-of this coast, it was picking out shepherd’s hut and fallen
-mementoes of the glory that was Rome. A sailboat or
-two was already making its way out to sea, and below
-me on that long point of land which is Cap Martin,
-stretching like a thin green spear into the sea, was the
-splendid olive orchard which I noted the day before,
-its gleaming leaves showing a different shade of green
-from what it had then. I did not know it until the
-subject came up that olive trees live to be a thousand
-years old and that they do as well here on this little
-strip of coast, protected by the high mountains at their
-back, as they do anywhere in Italy. In fact, as I think
-of it, this lovely projection of land, no wider than to
-permit of a few small villages and cities crowding between
-the sea and the mountains, is a true projection
-of Italy itself, its palms, olive trees, cypresses, umbrella
-trees and its peasants and architecture. I understand
-that a bastard French—half French, half Italian—is
-spoken here and that only here are the hill cities truly
-the same as they are in Italy.</p>
-
-<p>While I was gazing at the morning sun and the blue<span class="pagenum" id="Page_276">276</span>
-sea and marveling how quickly the comfortable Riviera
-Express had whirled us out of the cold winds of Paris
-into this sun-kissed land, Barfleur must have been up and
-shaving, for presently he appeared, pink and clean in
-his brown dressing-gown, to sit out on my lovely balcony
-with me.</p>
-
-<p>“You know,” he said, after he had commented on
-the wonder of the morning and the delicious soothing
-quality of the cool air, “Scorp is certainly an old fuss-button.
-There he lies in there now, ready to pounce
-on us. Of course he isn’t very strong physically and
-that makes him irritable. He does so love to be contrary.”</p>
-
-<p>“I think he is a good running-mate for you,” I observed.
-“If he leans to asceticism in the matter of
-food, you certainly run to the other extreme. Sybaritic
-is a mild expression for your character.”</p>
-
-<p>“You don’t mean it?”</p>
-
-<p>“I certainly do.”</p>
-
-<p>“In what way have I shown myself sybaritic?”</p>
-
-<p>I charged him with various crimes. My amicable lecture
-was interrupted by the arrival of rolls and coffee
-and we decided to take breakfast in the company of
-Scorp. We knocked at his door.</p>
-
-<p>“<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Entrez!</i>”</p>
-
-<p>There he was, propped up in bed, his ascetic face
-crowned by his brownish black hair and set with those
-burning dark eyes—a figure of almost classic significance.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah!” he exclaimed grimly, “here he comes. The
-gourmet’s guide to Europe!”</p>
-
-<p>“Now, do be cheerful this morning, Scorp, do be,”
-cooed Barfleur. “Remember it is a lovely morning.
-You are on the Riviera. We are going to have a charming
-time.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_277">277</span></p>
-
-<p>“You are, anyway!” commented Scorp.</p>
-
-<p>“I am the most sacrificial of men, I assure you,” commented
-Barfleur. “I would do anything to make you
-happy. We will go up to La Turbie to-day, if you say,
-and order a charming lunch. After that we will go
-to Eze, if you say, and on to Nice for dinner, if you
-think fit. We will go into the Casino there for a little
-while and then return. Isn’t that a simple and satisfactory
-program? Dreiser and I will walk up to La
-Turbie. You can join us at one for lunch. You think
-he ought to see Eze, don’t you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, if there isn’t some Café de Paris hidden away
-up there somewhere where you can gormandize again.
-If we can just manage to get you past the restaurants!”</p>
-
-<p>So it was agreed: Barfleur and I would walk; Sir
-Scorp was to follow by train. As the day was balmy
-and perfect, all those special articles of adornment purchased
-in London for this trip were extracted from our
-luggage and duly put on—light weight suits, straw
-hats and ties of delicate tints; and then we set forth.
-The road lay in easy swinging S’s, up and up past terraced
-vineyards and garden patches and old stone cottages
-and ambling muleteers with their patient little
-donkeys heavily burdened. Automobiles, I noticed, even
-at this height came grumbling up or tearing down—and
-always the cypress tree with its whispering black-green
-needles and the graceful umbrella tree made artistic
-architectural frames for the vistas of the sea.</p>
-
-<p>Here and now I should like to pay my tribute to the
-cypress tree. I saw it later in all its perfection at Pisa,
-Rome, Florence, Spello, Assisi and elsewhere in Italy,
-but here at Monte Carlo, or rather outside of it, I saw
-it first. I never saw it connected with anything tawdry
-or commonplace and wherever it grows there is dignity
-and beauty. It is not to be seen anywhere in immediate<span class="pagenum" id="Page_278">278</span>
-contact with this feverish Casino world of Monte
-Carlo. It is as proud as beauty itself, as haughty as
-achievement. By old ruins, in sacred burial grounds,
-by worn gates and forgotten palaces it sways and sighs.
-It is as mournful as death—as somber in its mien as
-great age and experience—a tree of the elders. Where
-Rome grew it grew, and to Greek and Roman temples
-in their prime and pride it added its sacred company.</p>
-
-<p>Plant a cypress tree near my grave when I am dead.
-To think of its tall spearlike body towering like a stately
-monument over me would be all that I could artistically
-ask. If some of this illusory substance which seems
-to be that which is I, physically, here on this earth,
-should mingle with its fretted roots and be builded into
-the noble shaft of its body I should be glad. It would
-be a graceful and artistic way to disappear into the
-unknown.</p>
-
-<p>Our climb to La Turbie was in every respect delightful.
-We stopped often to comment on the cathedral-like
-character of the peaks, to speculate as to the age
-of the stone huts.</p>
-
-<p>About half way up we came to a little inn called the
-Corniche, which really hangs on the cornice of this great
-range, commanding the wide, blue sweep of the Mediterranean
-below; and here, under the shade of umbrella
-trees and cypresses and with the mimosa in full bloom
-and with some blossom which Barfleur called “cherry-pie”
-blowing everywhere, we took seats at a little green
-table to have a pot of tea. It is an American inn—this
-Corniche—with an American flag fluttering high
-on a white pole, and an American atmosphere not unlike
-that of a country farmhouse in Indiana. There
-were some chickens scratching about the door; and at
-least three canaries in separate bright brass cages hung
-in the branches of the surrounding trees. They sang<span class="pagenum" id="Page_279">279</span>
-with tremendous energy. With the passing of a muleteer,
-whose spotted cotton shirt and earth-colored trousers
-and dusty skin bespoke the lean, narrow life of the
-peasant, we discussed wealth and poverty, lavish expenditure
-and meager subsistence, the locust-like quality of
-the women of fashion and of pleasure, who eat and eat
-and gorge and glut themselves of the showy things of
-life without aim or even thought; the peasant on this
-mountainside, with perhaps no more than ten cents a day
-to set his beggar board, while below the idle company in
-the Casino, shining like a white temple from where we
-sat, were wasting thousands upon thousands of dollars
-hourly. Barfleur agreed most solemnly with it all. He
-was quite sympathetic. The tables there, he said, even
-while we looked, were glutted with gold, and the Prince
-of Monaco was building, with his surplus earnings, useless
-marine museums which no one visited.</p>
-
-<p>I was constantly forgetting in our peregrinations
-about the neighborhood how small the Principality of
-Monaco is. I am sure it would fit nicely into ten city
-blocks. A large portion of Monte Carlo encroaches on
-French territory—only the Casino, the terrace, the
-heights of Monaco belong to the Principality. One-half
-of a well-known restaurant there, I believe, is in Monaco
-and the other half in France. La Turbie, on the heights
-here, the long road we had come, almost everything in
-fact, was in France. We went into the French post-office
-to mail cards and then on to the French restaurant
-commanding the heights. This particular restaurant
-commands a magnificent view. A circle about which
-the automobiles turned in front of its door was supported
-by a stone wall resting on the sharp slope of the mountain
-below. All the windows of its principal dining-room
-looked out over the sea, and of the wonderful view
-I was never weary. The room had an oriental touch,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_280">280</span>
-and the white tables and black-coated waiters accorded
-ill with this. Still it offered that smartness of service
-which only the French restaurants possess.</p>
-
-<p>Barfleur was for waiting for Scorp who had not arrived.
-I was for eating, as I was hungry. Finally we
-sat down to luncheon and we were consuming the sweet
-when in he came. His brownish-black eyes burned with
-their usual critical fire. If Sir Scorp had been born with a
-religious, reforming spirit instead of a penchant for art
-he would have been a St. Francis of Assisi. As it was,
-without anything to base it on, except Barfleur’s
-gormandizing propensities, he had already established moral
-censorship over our actions.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, here you are, eating as usual,” he observed with
-that touch of lofty sarcasm which at once amused and
-irritated me. “No excursion without a meal as its
-object.”</p>
-
-<p>“Sit down, El Greco,” I commented, “and note the
-beautiful view. This should delight your esthetic soul.”</p>
-
-<p>“It might delight mine, but I am not so sure about
-yours. Barfleur would certainly see nothing in it if there
-were not a restaurant here—ha!”</p>
-
-<p>“I found a waiter here who used to serve me in the
-Café Royal in London,” observed Barfleur cheerfully.</p>
-
-<p>“Now we can die content,” sighed Scorp. “We have
-been recognized by a French waiter on the Riviera.
-Ha! Never happy,” he added, turning to me, “unless
-he is being recognized by waiters somewhere—his one
-claim to glory.”</p>
-
-<p>We went out to see the ruined monument to Augustus
-Cæsar, crumbling on this high mountain and commanding
-the great blue sweep of the Mediterranean below.
-There were a number of things in connection with this
-monument which were exceedingly interesting. It illustrated
-so well the Roman method of construction: a vast<span class="pagenum" id="Page_281">281</span>
-core of rubble and brick, faced with marble. Barfleur informed
-me that only recently the French government
-had issued an order preventing the removal of any more
-of the marble, much of which had already been stolen,
-carted away or cut up here into other forms. Immense
-marble drums of pure white stone were still lying about,
-fallen from their places; and in the surrounding huts
-of the peasant residents of La Turbie could be seen
-parts of once noble pillars set into the fabric of their
-shabby doorways or used as corner-stones to support
-their pathetic little shelters. I recall seeing several
-of these immense drums of stone set at queer angles
-under the paper walls of the huts, the native peasants
-having built on them as a base, quite as a spider might
-attach its gossamer net to a substantial bush or stone. I
-reflected at length on the fate of greatness and how little
-the treasures of one age may be entrusted to another.
-Time and chance, dullness and wasteful ignorance, lie
-in wait for them all.</p>
-
-<p>The village of La Turbie, although in France, gave
-me my first real taste of the Italian village. High up
-on this mountain above Monte Carlo, in touch really
-with the quintessence of showy expenditure—clothes,
-jewels, architecture, food—here it stood, quite as it
-must have been standing for the last three or four hundred
-years—its narrow streets clambering up and down
-between houses of gray stone or brick, covered with gray
-lichens. I thought of Benvenuto Cellini—how he always
-turned the corners of the dark, narrow streets of
-Rome in as wide a circle as possible in order to save himself
-from any lurking assassin—that he might draw his own
-knife quickly. Dirt and age and quaintness and romance:
-it was in these terms that La Turbie spoke to us. Although
-anxious to proceed to Eze, not so very far away,
-which they both assured me was so much more picturesque<span class="pagenum" id="Page_282">282</span>
-and characteristic, yet we lingered, looking lovingly
-up and down narrow passages where stairs clambered
-gracefully, where arches curved picturesquely over streets,
-and where plants bloomed bravely in spotted, crumbling
-windows. Age! age! And with it men, women and
-children of the usual poverty-stricken Italian type—not
-French, but Italians. Women with bunchy blue or purple
-skirts, white or colored kerchiefs, black hair, wrinkled,
-yellow or blackish-brown faces, glittering dark eyes and
-claw-like hands.</p>
-
-<p>Not far from the center of this moldy scene, flourishing
-like a great lichen at the foot of Augustus, his magnificent
-column, was a public fountain, of what date I
-do not know. The housewives of the community were
-hard at their washing, piling the wet clothes in soapy
-masses on the stone rim of the basin. They were pattering
-and chattering, their skirts looped up at their
-hips, their heads wound about with cloths of various
-colors. It brought back to my mind, by way of contrast,
-the gloomy wash- and bath-house in Bethnal Green, which
-I have previously commented on. Despite poverty and
-ignorance, the scene here was so much more inviting—even
-inspiring. Under a blue sky, in the rays of a bright
-afternoon sun, beside a moldering but none the less lovely
-fountain, they seemed a very different kind of mortal—far
-more fortunate than those I had seen in Bethnal
-Green and Stepney. What can governments do toward
-supplying blue skies, broken fountains and humanly stirring
-and delightful atmosphere? Would Socialism provide
-these things?</p>
-
-<p>With many backward glances, we departed, conveyed
-hence in an inadequate little vehicle drawn by one of
-the boniest horses it has ever been my lot to ride behind.
-The cheerful driver was as fat as his horse was lean,
-and as dusty as the road itself. We were wedged tightly<span class="pagenum" id="Page_283">283</span>
-in the single green cloth seat, Scorp on one side, I on
-the other, Barfleur in the middle, expatiating as usual on
-the charm of life and enduring cheerfully all the cares
-and difficulties of his exalted and self-constituted office
-of guide, mentor and friend.</p>
-
-<p>Deep green valleys, dizzy precipices along which the
-narrow road skirted nervously, tall tops of hills that rose
-about you craggily or pastorally—so runs the road to
-Eze and we followed it jestingly, Sir Scorp so dizzy contemplating
-the depths that we had to hold him in. Barfleur
-was gay and ebullient. I never knew a man who
-could become so easily intoxicated with life.</p>
-
-<p>“There you have it,” said Sir Scorp, pointing far down
-a green slope to where a shepherd was watching his
-sheep, a cape coat over his arm, a crooked staff in his
-hand; “there is your pastoral, lineally descended from
-the ancient Greeks. Barfleur pretends to love nature, but
-that would not bring him out here. There is no <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">canard
-à la presse</i> attached to it—no <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">sole walewski</i>.”</p>
-
-<p>“And see the goose-girl!” I exclaimed, as a maiden
-in bare feet, her skirt falling half way below her knees,
-crossed the road.</p>
-
-<p>“All provided, my dear boy,” assured Barfleur, beaming
-on me through his monocle. “Everything as it should
-be for you. You see how I do. Goose-girls, shepherds,
-public fountains, old monuments to Cæsar, anything
-you like. I will show you Eze now. Nothing finer in
-Europe.”</p>
-
-<p>We were nearing Eze around the green edge of a
-mountain—its top—and there I saw it, my first hill-city.
-Not unlike La Turbie, it was old and gray, but
-with that spectacular dignity which anything set on a
-hill possesses. Barfleur carefully explained to me that in
-the olden days—some few hundred years before—the
-inhabitants of the seashore and plain were compelled<span class="pagenum" id="Page_284">284</span>
-to take to the hills to protect themselves against marauding
-pirates—that the hill-city dates from the earliest
-times in Italy and was common to the Latins before the
-dawn of history. Eze towered up, completely surrounded
-by a wall, the only road leading to it being the
-one on which we were traveling. By a bridge we crossed
-a narrow gully, dividing one mountain height from another,
-and then, discharging our fat cabman and his bony
-horse, mounted to the open gate or arched door, now
-quite unguarded. Some of the village children were
-selling the common flowers of the field, and a native in
-tight dusty trousers and soft hat was entering.</p>
-
-<p>I think I devoured the strangeness and glamour of
-Eze as one very hungry would eat a meal. I examined
-all the peculiarities of this outer entrance and noted how
-like a hole in a snail shell it was, giving not directly into
-the old city, or village, but into a path that skirted the
-outer wall. Above were holes through which defenders
-could shower arrows and boiling oil upon those who
-might have penetrated this outer defense. There was a
-blind passage at one point, luring the invaders into a
-devilish pocket where their fate was sealed. If one
-gained this first gate and the second, which gave into a
-narrow, winding, upward-climbing street, the fighting
-would be hand to hand and always upward against men
-on a higher level. The citadel, as we found at last, was
-now a red and gray brick ruin, only some arches and
-angles of which were left, crowning the summit, from
-which the streets descended like the whorls of a snail-shell.
-Gray cobble-stone, and long narrow bricks set
-on their sides, form the streets or passages. The squat
-houses of brick and gray stone followed closely the convolutions
-of the street. It was a silent, sleepy little
-city. Few people were about. The small shops were
-guarded by old women or children. The men were<span class="pagenum" id="Page_285">285</span>
-sheep-herders, muleteers, gardeners and farmers on the
-slopes below. Anything that is sold in this high-placed
-city is brought up to it on the backs of slow-climbing,
-recalcitrant donkeys. One blessed thing, the sewage
-problem of these older Italian-French cities, because of
-their situation on the hillside, solves itself—otherwise,
-God help the cities. Barfleur insisted that there was
-leprosy hereabouts—a depressing thought.</p>
-
-<p>Climbing up and around these various streets, peering
-in at the meager little windows where tobacco, fruit,
-cheese and modest staples were sold, we reached finally
-the summit of Eze, where for the first time in Italy—I
-count the Riviera Italian—the guide nuisance began.
-An old woman, in patois French, insisted on chanting
-about the ruins. Sir Scorp kept repeating, “No, no,
-my good woman, go away,” and I said in English, “Run,
-tell it to Barfleur. He is the bell-wether of this flock.”</p>
-
-<p>Barfleur clambered to safety up a cracked wall of the
-ruin and from his dizzy height eyed her calmly and bade
-her “Run along, now.” But it was like King Canute
-bidding the sea to retreat, till she had successfully taken
-toll of us. Meanwhile we stared in delight at the Mediterranean,
-at the olive groves, the distant shepherds, at
-the lovely blue vistas and the pale threads of roads.</p>
-
-<p>We were so anxious to get to Nice in time for dinner,
-and so opposed to making our way by the long dusty
-road which lay down the mountain, that we decided to
-make a short cut of it and go down the rocky side of
-the hill by a foot-wide path which was pointed out to
-us by the village priest, a haggard specimen of a man
-who, in thin cassock and beggarly shoes and hat, paraded
-before his crumbling little church door. We were a
-noble company, if somewhat out of the picture, as we
-piled down this narrow mountaineer’s track—Barfleur
-in a brilliant checked suit and white hat, and Sir Scorp<span class="pagenum" id="Page_286">286</span>
-in very smart black. My best yellow shoes (ninety
-francs in Paris) lent a pleasing note to my otherwise inconspicuous
-attire, and gave me some concern, for the
-going was most rough and uncertain.</p>
-
-<p>We passed shepherds tending sheep on sharp slopes,
-a donkey-driver making his way upward with three
-donkeys all heavily laden, an umbrella-tree sheltering a
-peasant so ancient that he must have endured from
-Grecian days, and olive groves whose shadows were as
-rich as that bronze which time has favored with its
-patina. It seemed impossible that half way between
-Monte Carlo and Nice—those twin worlds of spendthrift
-fashion and pampered vice—should endure a
-scene so idyllic. The Vale of Arcady is here; all that art
-could suggest or fancy desire, a world of simple things.
-Such scenes as this, remarked Sir Scorp, were favored
-by his great artistic admiration—Daubigny.</p>
-
-<p>We found a railway station somewhere, and then we
-got to Nice for dinner. Once more a soul-stirring argument
-between Barfleur and Sir Scorp. We would take
-tea at Rumpelmeyer’s—we would <em>not</em> take tea at
-Rumpelmeyer’s. We would dine at The Regence; we
-would <em>not</em> dine at The Regence. We would pay I-forget-how-many
-louis and enter the baccarat chambers of
-the Casino; we would <em>not</em> do anything of the sort. It
-was desired by Barfleur that I should see the wonders of
-the sea-walk with the waves spraying the protecting wall.
-It was desired by Scorp that I should look in all the
-jewelry shop windows with him and hear him instruct
-in the jeweler’s art. How these matters were finally
-adjusted is lost in the haze of succeeding impressions.
-We <em>did</em> have tea at Rumpelmeyer’s, however—a very
-commonplace but bright affair—and then we loitered
-in front of shop windows where Sir Scorp pointed out
-really astounding jewels offered to the public for fabulous<span class="pagenum" id="Page_287">287</span>
-sums. One great diamond he knew to have been in the
-possession of the Sultan of Turkey, and you may well
-trust his word and his understanding. A certain necklace
-here displayed had once been in his possession and
-was now offered at exactly ten times what he had originally
-sold it for. A certain cut steel brooch—very
-large and very handsome—was designed by himself,
-and was first given as a remembrance to a friend. Result—endless
-imitation by the best shops. He dallied over
-rubies and emeralds, suggesting charming uses for them.
-And then finally we came to the Casino—the Casino
-Municipale—with its baccarat chambers, its great dining-rooms,
-its public lounging-room with such a world
-of green wicker chairs and tables as I have never seen.
-The great piers at Atlantic City are not so large. Being
-the height of the season, it was of course filled to overflowing
-by a brilliant throng—cocottes and gamblers
-drawn here from all parts of Europe; and tourists of all
-nationalities.</p>
-
-<p>Sir Scorp, as usual, in his gentle but decided way,
-raised an argument concerning what we should have for
-dinner. The mere suggestion that it should be <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">canard
-à la presse</i> and champagne threw him into a dyspeptic
-chill. “I will not pay for it. You can spend your
-money showing off if you choose; but I will eat a simple
-meal somewhere else.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, no,” protested Barfleur. “We are here for a
-pleasant evening. I think it important that Dreiser
-should see this. It need not be <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">canard à la presse</i>. We
-can have sole and a light Burgundy.”</p>
-
-<p>So sole it was, and a light Burgundy, and a bottle of
-water for Sir Scorp.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_288" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_288">288</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXVIII">CHAPTER XXVIII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">NICE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">Not</span> having as yet been in the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Cirque privé</i> at
-Monte Carlo, I was perhaps unduly impressed
-by the splendor of the rooms devoted to gambling
-in this amazingly large casino. There were eight
-hundred or a thousand people all in evening clothes,
-who had paid a heavy price for the mere privilege of
-entering, and were now gathered about handsome green-covered
-mahogany tables under glittering and ornate
-electroliers, playing a variety of carefully devised gambling
-games with a fervor that at times makes martyrs
-in other causes. To a humble-minded American person
-like myself, unused to the high world of fashion, this
-spectacle was, to say the least, an interesting one. Here
-were a dozen nationalities represented by men and
-women whose hands were manicured to perfection, whose
-toilets were all that a high social occasion might require,
-their faces showing in every instance a keen understanding
-of their world and how it works. Here in
-Nice, if you walk away from these centers of social
-perfection, where health and beauty and sophistication
-and money abound, the vast run of citizens are as poverty-stricken
-as any; but this collection of nobility and
-gentry, of millionaires, adventurers, intellectual prostitutes
-and savage beauties is recruited from all over the
-world. I hold that is something to see.</p>
-
-<p>The tables were fairly swarming with a fascinating
-throng all very much alike in their attitude and their
-love of the game, but still individual and interesting.
-I venture to say that any one of the people I saw<span class="pagenum" id="Page_289">289</span>
-in this room, if you saw him in a crowd on the street,
-would take your attention. A native force and self-sufficiency
-went with each one. I wondered constantly
-where they all came from. It takes money
-to come to the Riviera; it takes money to buy your
-way into any gambling-room. It takes money to
-gamble; and what is more it takes a certain amount
-of self-assurance and individual selection to come here
-at all. By your mere presence you are putting yourself
-in contact and contrast with a notable standard
-of social achievement. Your intellectuality, your ability
-to take care of yourself, your breeding and your subtlety
-are at once challenged—not consciously, but unconsciously.
-Do you really belong here? the eyes of the
-attendants ask you as you pass. And the glitter and
-color and life and beauty of the room is a constant
-challenge.</p>
-
-<p>It did not surprise me in the least that all these men
-and women in their health and attractiveness carried
-themselves with cynical, almost sneering hauteur. They
-might well do so—as the world judges these material
-things—for they are certainly far removed from the
-rank and file of the streets; and to see them extracting
-from their purses and their pockets handfuls of gold, unfolding
-layers of crisp notes that represented a thousand
-francs each, and with an almost indifferent air laying them
-on their favorite numbers or combinations was to my unaccustomed
-eye a gripping experience. Yet I was not
-interested in gambling—only in the people who played.</p>
-
-<p>I know that to the denizens of this world who are
-fascinated by chance and find their amusement in such
-playing, this atmosphere is commonplace. It was not
-so to me. I watched the women—particularly the
-beautiful women—who strolled about the chambers with
-their escorts solely to show off their fine clothes. You<span class="pagenum" id="Page_290">290</span>
-see a certain type of youth here who seems to be experienced
-in this gay world that drifts from one resort
-to another, for you hear such phrases as “Oh, yes, I
-saw her at Aix-les-Bains,” or, “She was at Karlsbad
-last summer.” “Is that the same fellow she was with
-last year? I thought she was living with —” (this of a
-second individual). “My heaven, how well she keeps
-up!” or, “This must be her first season here—I have
-never seen her before.” Two or three of these young
-bloods would follow a woman all around the rooms,
-watching her, admiring her beauty quite as a horseman
-might examine the fine points of a horse. And all the
-while you could see that she was keenly aware of the
-critical fire of these eyes.</p>
-
-<div id="if_i_290" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 31em;">
- <img src="images/i_290.jpg" width="1495" height="1734" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">“My heaven, how well she keeps up!”</div></div>
-
-<p>At the tables was another type of woman whom I
-had first casually noticed at Monte Carlo, a not too good
-looking, rather practical, and perhaps disillusioned type
-of woman—usually inclined to stoutness, as is so often
-the case with women of indolent habits and no temperament—although,
-now that I think of it, I have the feeling
-that neither illusion nor disillusion have ever played
-much part in the lives of such as these. They looked
-to me like women who, from their youth up, had
-taken life with a grain of salt and who had never
-been carried away by anything much—neither love,
-nor fashion, nor children, nor ambition. Perhaps their
-keenest interest had always been money—the having
-and holding of it. And here they sat—not good-looking,
-not apparently magnetic—interested in chance,
-and very likely winning and losing by turns, their
-principal purpose being, I fancy, to avoid the dullness
-and monotony of an existence which they are
-not anxious to endure. I heard one or two derogatory
-comments on women of this type while I was
-abroad; but I cannot say that they did more than appeal<span class="pagenum" id="Page_291">291</span>
-to my sympathies. Supposing, to look at it from
-another point of view, you were a woman of forty-five
-or fifty. You have no family—nothing to hold you,
-perhaps, but a collection of dreary relatives, or the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">ennui</i>
-of a conventional neighborhood with prejudices that
-are wearisome to your sense of liberty and freedom.
-If by any chance you have money, here on the Riviera
-is your resource. You can live in a wonderful climate
-of sun and blue water; you can see nature clad in her
-daintiest raiment the year round; you can see fashion
-and cosmopolitan types and exchange the gossip of all
-the world; you can go to really excellent restaurants—the
-best that Europe provides; and for leisure, from
-ten o’clock in the morning until four or five o’clock the
-next morning, you can gamble if you choose, gamble
-silently, indifferently, without hindrance as long as your
-means endure.</p>
-
-<p>If you are of a mathematical or calculating turn of
-mind you can amuse yourself infinitely by attempting to
-solve the strange puzzle of chance—how numbers fall
-and why. It leads off at last, I know, into the abstrusities
-of chemistry and physics. The esoteric realms of the
-mystical are not more subtle than the strange abnormalities
-of psychology that are here indulged in. Certain
-people are supposed to have a chemical and physical attraction
-for numbers or cards. Dreams are of great
-importance. It is bad to sit by a losing person, good
-to sit by a winning one. Every conceivable eccentricity
-of thought in relation to personality is here indulged
-in; and when all is said and done, in spite of the wonders
-of their cobwebby calculations, it comes to about the
-same old thing—they win and lose, win and lose, win
-and lose.</p>
-
-<p>Now and then some interesting personality—stranger,
-youth, celebrity, or other—wins heavily or loses heavily;<span class="pagenum" id="Page_292">292</span>
-in which case, if he plunges fiercely on, his table will be
-surrounded by a curious throng, their heads craning over
-each other’s shoulders, while he piles his gold on his
-combinations. Such a man or woman for the time being
-becomes an intensely dramatic figure. He is aware of
-the audacity of the thing he is doing, and he moves
-with conscious gestures—the manner of a grand
-seigneur. I saw one such later—in the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Cirque privé</i>
-at Monte Carlo—a red-bearded man of fifty—tall, intense,
-graceful. It was rumored that he was a prince
-out of Russia—almost any one can be a prince out of
-Russia at Monte Carlo! He had stacks of gold and he
-distributed it with a lavish hand. He piled it in little
-golden towers over a score of numbers; and when his
-numbers fell wrong his towers fell with them, and the
-croupier raked great masses of metal into his basket.
-There was not the slightest indication on his pale impassive
-face that the loss or the gain was of the slightest
-interest to him. He handed crisp bills to the clerk in
-charge of the bank and received more gold to play his
-numbers. When he wearied, after a dozen failures—a
-breathing throng watching him with moist lips and damp,
-eager eyes—he rose and strolled forth to another chamber,
-rolling a cigarette as he went. He had lost thousands
-and thousands.</p>
-
-<p>The next morning it was lovely and sunshiny again.
-Sitting out on my balcony high over the surrounding
-land, commanding as it did all of Monte Carlo, the bay
-of Mentone and Cap Martin, I made many solemn resolutions.
-This gay life here was meretricious and artificial,
-I decided. Gambling was a vice, in spite of Sir
-Scorp’s lofty predilection for it; it drew to and around
-it the allied viciousness of the world, gormandizing,
-harlotry, wastefulness, vain-glory. I resolved here in
-the cool morning that I would reform. I would see<span class="pagenum" id="Page_293">293</span>
-something of the surrounding country and then leave
-for Italy where I would forget all this.</p>
-
-<p>I started out with Barfleur about ten to see the Oceanographical
-Museum and to lunch at the Princess, but the
-day did not work out exactly as we planned. We visited
-the Oceanographical Museum; but I found it amazingly
-dull—the sort of a thing a prince making his money
-out of gambling would endow. It may have vast scientific
-ramifications, but I doubt it. A meager collection
-of insects and dried specimens quickly gave me a headache.
-The only case that really interested me was the
-one containing a half-dozen octopi of large size. I stood
-transfixed before their bulbous centers and dull, muddy,
-bronze-green arms, studded with suckers. I can imagine
-nothing so horrible as to be seized upon by one of these
-things, and I fairly shivered as I stood in front of the
-case. Barfleur contemplated solemnly the possibility of
-his being attacked by one of them, monocle and all. He
-foresaw a swift end to his career.</p>
-
-<p>We came out into the sunlight and viewed with relief,
-by contrast with the dull museum, the very new and
-commonplace cathedral—oh, exceedingly poorly executed—and
-the castle or palace or residence of His
-Highness, the Prince of Monaco. I cannot imagine
-why Europe tolerates this man with his fine gambling
-privileges unless it is that the different governments look
-with opposition on the thought of any other government
-having so fine a source of wealth. France should have
-it by rights; and it would be suitable that the French
-temperament should conduct such an institution. The
-palace of the Prince of Monaco was as dull as his church
-and his museum; and the Monacoan Army drawn up in
-front of his residence for their morning exercise looked
-like a company of third-rate French policemen.</p>
-
-<p>However I secured as fine an impression of the beauty<span class="pagenum" id="Page_294">294</span>
-of Monaco and the whole coast from this height, as I
-received at any time during my stay; for it is like the
-jewel of a ring projecting out of the sea. You climb up
-to the Oceanographical Museum and the palace by a
-series of stairways and walks that from time to time
-bring you out to the sheer edge of the cliff overlooking
-the blue waters below. There is expensive gardening
-done here, everywhere; for you find vines and flowers
-and benches underneath the shade of palms and umbrella
-trees where you can sit and look out over the sea.
-Lovely panoramas confront you in every direction; and
-below, perhaps as far down as three and four hundred
-feet, you can see and hear the waves breaking and the
-foam eddying about the rocks. The visitor to Monte
-Carlo, I fancy, is not greatly disturbed about scenery,
-however. Such walks as these are empty and still while
-the Casino is packed to the doors. The gaming-tables
-are the great center; and to these we ourselves invariably
-returned.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_295" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_295">295</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXIX">CHAPTER XXIX<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">A FIRST GLIMPSE OF ITALY</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">My</span> days in Monte Carlo after this were only
-four, exactly. In spite of my solemn resolutions
-of the morning the spirit of this gem-like
-world got into my bones by three o’clock; and at
-four, when we were having tea at the Riviera Palace
-Hotel high above the Casino, I was satisfied that I
-should like to stay here for months. Barfleur, as usual,
-was full of plans for enjoyment; and he insisted that
-I had not half exhausted the charms of the place. We
-should go to some old monastery at Laghet where
-miracles of healing were performed, and to Cannes and
-Beaulieu in order to see the social life there.</p>
-
-<p>A part of one of these days we spent viewing a performance
-in Mentone. Another day Barfleur and I went
-to Laghet and Nice, beginning with a luncheon at the
-Riviera Palace and winding up at the Hôtel des Fleurs.
-The last day we were in the Casino, gambling cheerfully
-for a little while, and then on the terrace viewing
-the pigeon shooting, which Barfleur persistently refused
-to contemplate. This (to me) brutal sport was evidently
-fascinating to many, for the popping of guns was
-constant. It is so curious how radically our views differ
-in this world as to what constitutes evil and good. To
-Scorp this was a legitimate sport. The birds were ultimately
-destined for pies anyhow; why not kill them here
-in this manner? To me the crippling of the perfect
-winged things was a crime. I would never be one to
-hold a gun in such a sport.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_296">296</span></p>
-
-<p>It was this last day in the Café de Paris that Barfleur
-and I encountered Marcelle and Mme. Y., our companions
-of that first dinner in Paris. Barfleur was leaving
-for London, Scorp was to stay on at Monte Carlo, and
-for the first time I faced the prospect of traveling alone.
-Acting on impulse I turned to Marcelle and said:
-“Come with me as far as Ventimiglia,” never thinking
-for a moment that she would. “<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Oui</i>,” she replied, “<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">oui,
-oui</i>,” and seemed very cheerful over the prospect.</p>
-
-<p>Marcelle arrived some fifteen minutes before my train
-was due, but she was not to speak to me until we were
-on the train. It took some manœuvering to avoid the
-suspicions of Scorp.</p>
-
-<p>Barfleur left for the north at four-thirty, assuring me
-that we would meet in Paris in April and ride at Fontainebleau,
-and that we would take a walking tour in
-England. After he was gone, Scorp and I walked to
-and fro and then it was that Marcelle appeared. I had
-to smile as I walked with Scorp, thinking how wrathful
-he would have been if he had known that every so often
-we were passing Marcelle, who gazed demurely the other
-way. The platforms, as usual, were alive with passengers
-with huge piles of baggage. My train was a half hour
-late and it was getting dark. Some other train which
-was not bound for Rome entered, and Marcelle signaled
-to know whether she was to get into that. I shook my
-head and hunted up the Cook’s tourist agent, always to
-be found on these foreign platforms, and explained to
-him that he was to go to the young lady in the blue
-suit and white walking-shoes and tell her that the train
-was a half hour late and ask her if she cared to wait.
-With quite an American <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">sang-froid</i> he took in the situation
-at once, and wanted to know how far she was going.
-I told him Ventimiglia and he advised that she get off
-at Garaban in order to catch the first train back. He<span class="pagenum" id="Page_297">297</span>
-departed, and presently returned, cutting me out from
-the company of Sir Scorp by a very wise look of the
-eye, and informed me that the lady would wait and
-would go. I promptly gave him a franc for his trouble.
-My pocket was bulging with Italian silver lire and
-paper five- and ten-lire pieces which I had secured the
-day before. Finally my train rolled in and I took one
-last look at the sea in the fading light and entered. Sir
-Scorp gave me parting instructions as to simple restaurants
-that I would find at different places in Italy—not
-the showy and expensive cafés, beloved of Barfleur. He
-wanted me to save money on food and have my portrait
-painted by Mancini, which I could have done, he assured
-me, with a letter from him. He looked wisely around
-the platform to see that there was no suspicious lady
-anywhere in the foreground and said he suspected one
-might be going with me.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Scorp,” I said, “how could you? Besides, I
-am very poor now.”</p>
-
-<p>“The ruling passion—strong in poverty,” he commented,
-and waved me a farewell.</p>
-
-<p>I walked forward through the train looking for my
-belongings and encountered Marcelle. She was eager
-to explain by signs that the Cook’s man had told her to
-get off at Garaban.</p>
-
-<p>“<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">M’sieur Thomas Cook, il m’a dit—il faut que je
-descends à Garaban—pas Ventimiglia—Garaban.</i>”
-She understood well enough that if she wanted to get
-back to Monte Carlo early in the evening she would
-have to make this train, as the next was not before
-ten o’clock.</p>
-
-<p>I led the way to a table in the dining-car still vacant,
-and we talked as only people can talk who have no common
-language. By the most astonishing efforts Marcelle
-made it known that she would not stay at Monte Carlo<span class="pagenum" id="Page_298">298</span>
-very long now, and that if I wanted her to come to
-Florence when I got there she would. Also she kept
-talking about Fontainebleau and horseback riding in
-April. She imitated a smart rider holding the reins
-with one hand and clucking to the horse with her lips.
-She folded her hands expressively to show how heavenly
-it would be. Then she put her right hand over her eyes
-and waved her left hand to indicate that there were
-lovely vistas which we could contemplate. Finally she
-extracted all her bills from the Hôtel de Paris—and
-they were astonishing—to show me how expensive her
-life was at Monte Carlo; but I refused to be impressed.
-It did not make the least difference, however, in her attitude
-or her mood. She was just as cheerful as ever, and
-repeated “Avril—Fontainebleau,” as the train stopped
-and she stepped off. She reached up and gave me an
-affectionate farewell kiss. The last I saw of her she was
-standing, her arms akimbo, her head thrown smartly
-back, looking after the train.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>It was due to a railroad wreck about twenty miles
-beyond Ventimiglia that I owe my acquaintance with
-one of the most interesting men I have met in years, a
-man who was very charming to me afterwards in Rome,
-but before that I should like to relate how I first really
-entered Italy. One afternoon, several days before, Barfleur
-and I paid a flying visit to Ventimiglia, some
-twenty miles over the border, a hill city and the agreed
-customs entry city between France and Italy. No train
-leaving France in this region, so I learned, stopped before
-it reached Ventimiglia, and none leaving Ventimiglia
-stopped before it entered France, and once there customs
-inspectors seized upon one and examined one’s baggage.
-If you have no baggage you are almost an object
-of suspicion in Italy.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_299">299</span></p>
-
-<p>On the first visit we came to scale the walls of this
-old city which was much like Eze and commanded the
-sea from a great eminence. But after Eze it was not
-Ventimiglia that interested me so much as the fact that
-Italy was so different from France. In landing at Fishguard
-I had felt the astonishing difference between England
-and the United States. In landing at Calais the
-atmosphere of England had fallen from me like a cloak
-and France—its high color and enthusiasm—had succeeded
-to it. Here this day, stepping off the train at
-Ventimiglia only a few miles from Monte Carlo, I was
-once more astonished at the sharp change that had come
-over the spirit of man. Here were Italians, not French,
-dark, vivid, interesting little men who, it seemed to me,
-were so much more inclined to strut and stare than the
-French that they appeared to be vain. They were keen,
-temperamental, avid, like the French but strange to say
-not so gay, so light-hearted, so devil-may-care.</p>
-
-<p>Italy, it seemed to me at once, was much poorer than
-France and Barfleur was very quick to point it out. “A
-different people,” he commented, “not like the French,
-much darker and more mysterious. See the cars—how
-poor they are. You will note that everywhere.
-And the buildings, the trains—the rolling stock is not so
-good. Look at the houses. The life here is more poverty-stricken.
-Italy is poor—very. I like it and I
-don’t. Some things are splendid. My mother adores
-Rome. I crave the French temperament. It is so much
-more light-hearted.” So he rambled on.</p>
-
-<p>It was all true—accurate and keenly observed. I could
-not feel that I was anywhere save in a land that was
-seeking to rehabilitate itself but that had a long way to
-go. The men—the officials and soldiery of whom there
-were a legion clad in remarkable and even astonishing
-uniforms, appealed to my eye, but the souls of them to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_300">300</span>
-begin with, did not take my fancy. I felt them to be
-suspicious and greedy. Here for the first time I saw
-the uniform of the Italian <i xml:lang="it" lang="it">bersaglieri</i>: smart-looking in
-long capes, round hats of shiny leather with glossy green
-rooster feathers, and carrying short swords.</p>
-
-<p>This night as I crossed the border after leaving Garaban
-I thought of all I had seen the day I came with
-Barfleur. When we reached Ventimiglia it was pitch
-dark and being alone and speaking no Italian whatsoever,
-I was confused by the thought of approaching difficulties.</p>
-
-<p>Presently a customs inspector descended on me—a
-large, bearded individual who by signs made me understand
-that I had to go to the baggage car and open my
-trunk. I went. Torches supplied the only light: I felt
-as though I were in a bandit’s cave. Yet I came through
-well enough. Nothing contraband was found. I went
-back and sat down, plunging into a Baedeker for Italian
-wisdom and wishing gloomily that I had read more history
-than I had.</p>
-
-<p>Somewhere beyond Ventimiglia the train came to a
-dead stop in the dark, and the next morning we were still
-stalled in the same place. I had risen early, under the
-impression that I was to get out quickly, but was waved
-back by the porter who repeated over and over, “<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Beaucoup
-de retard!</i>” I understood that much but I did not
-understand what caused it, or that I would not arrive
-in Pisa until two in the afternoon. I went into the
-dining-car and there encountered one of the most obstreperous
-English women that I have ever met. She was
-obviously of the highly intellectual class, but so haughty
-in her manner and so loud-spoken in her opinions that
-she was really offensive. She was having her morning
-fruit and rolls and some chops and was explaining to a
-lady, who was with her, much of the character of Italy
-as she knew it. She was of the type that never accepts<span class="pagenum" id="Page_301">301</span>
-an opinion from any one, but invariably gives her own
-or corrects any that may be volunteered. At one time I
-think she must have been attractive, for she was moderately
-tall and graceful, but her face had become waxy
-and sallow, and a little thin—I will not say hard,
-although it was anything but ingratiating. My one
-wish was that she would stop talking and leave the
-dining-car, she talked so loud; but she stayed on until
-her friend and her husband arrived. I took him to be
-her husband by the way she contradicted him.</p>
-
-<p>He was a very pleasing, intellectual person—the type
-of man, I thought, who would complacently endure such
-a woman. He was certainly not above the medium in
-height, quite well filled out, and decidedly phlegmatic.
-I should have said from my first glance that he never
-took any exercise of any kind; and his face had that interesting
-pallor which comes from much brooding over
-the midnight oil. He had large, soft, lustrous gray
-eyes and a mop of gray hair which hung low over a
-very high white forehead. I must repeat here that I
-am the poorest judge of people whom I am going to like
-of any human being. Now and then I take to a person
-instantly, and my feeling endures for years. On the
-other hand I have taken the most groundless oppositions
-based on nothing at all to people of whom subsequently
-I have become very fond. Perhaps my groundless opposition
-in this case was due to the fact that the gentleman
-was plainly submissive and overborne by his loud-talking
-wife. Anyhow I gave him a single glance and
-dismissed him from my thoughts. I was far more interested
-in a stern, official-looking Englishman with
-white hair who ordered his bottle of Perrier in a low,
-rusty voice and cut his orange up into small bits with a
-knife.</p>
-
-<p>Presently I heard a German explaining to his wife<span class="pagenum" id="Page_302">302</span>
-about a wreck ahead. We were just starting now,
-perhaps twenty-five or thirty miles from Ventimiglia,
-and were dashing in and out of rocky tunnels and momentarily
-bursting into wonderful views of walled caves
-and sunlit sweeps of sea. The hill-town, the striped
-basilica with its square, many-arched campanile was
-coming into view. I was delighted to see open plains
-bordered in the distance by snow-capped mountains, and
-dotted sparsely with little huts of stone and brick—how
-old, Heaven only knows. “Here once the Tuscan shepherds
-strayed.” As Barfleur said, Italy was much
-poorer than France. The cars and stations seemed
-shabbier, the dress of the inhabitants much poorer. I
-saw natives, staring idly at the cars as we flashed past,
-or taking freight away from the platforms in rude carts
-drawn by oxen. Many of the vehicles appeared to be
-rattle-trap, dusty, unpainted; and some miles this side of
-Genoa—our first stop—we ran into a region where it
-had been snowing and the ground was covered with a wet
-slushy snowfall. After Monte Carlo, with its lemon and
-orange trees and its lovely palms, this was a sad comedown;
-and I could scarcely realize that we were not so
-much as a hundred miles away and going southward
-toward Rome at that. I often saw, however, distant
-hills crowned with a stronghold or a campanile in high
-browns and yellows, which made up for the otherwise
-poor foreground. Often we dashed through a cave,
-protected by high surrounding walls of rock, where the
-palm came into view again and where one could see how
-plainly these high walls of stone made for a tropic
-atmosphere. I heard the loud-voiced English woman
-saying, “It is such a delight to see the high colors again.
-England is so dreary. I never feel it so much as when
-we come down through here.”</p>
-
-<p>We were passing through a small Italian town, rich in<span class="pagenum" id="Page_303">303</span>
-whites, pinks, browns and blues, a world of clothes-lines
-showing between rows of buildings, and the crowds,
-pure Italian in type, plodding to and fro along the
-streets. It was nice to see windows open here and the
-sunshine pouring down and making dark shadows. I
-saw one Italian woman, in a pink-dotted dress partly
-covered by a bright yellow apron, looking out of a
-window; and then it was that I first got the tang of
-Italy—the thing that I felt afterwards in Rome and
-Florence and Assisi and Perugia—that wonderful love
-of color that is not rampant but just deliciously selective,
-giving the eye something to feed on when it least expects
-it. That is Italy!</p>
-
-<p>When nearly all the diners had left the car the English
-lady left also and her husband remained to smoke. He
-was not so very far removed from me, but he came a
-little nearer, and said: “The Italians must have their
-striped churches and their wash lines or they wouldn’t
-be happy.”</p>
-
-<p>It was some time before he volunteered another suggestion,
-which was that the Italians along this part of
-the coast had a poor region to farm. I got up and left
-presently because I did not want to have anything to do
-with his wife. I was afraid that I might have to talk
-to her, which seemed to me a ghastly prospect.</p>
-
-<p>I sat in my berth and read the history of art as it related
-to Florence, Genoa, and Pisa, interrupting my paragraphs
-with glances at every interesting scene. The
-value of the prospect changed first from one side of the
-train to the other, and I went out into the corridor to
-open a window and look out. We passed through a
-valley where it looked as though grapes were flourishing
-splendidly, and my Englishman came out and told me
-the name of the place, saying that it was good wine that
-was made there. He was determined to talk to me<span class="pagenum" id="Page_304">304</span>
-whether I would or no, and so I decided to make the
-best of it. It just occurred to me that he might be the
-least bit lonely, and, seeing that I was very curious about
-the country through which we were passing, that he
-might know something about Italy. The moment it
-dawned upon me that he might be helpful to me in this
-respect I began to ask him questions, and I found his
-knowledge to be delightfully wide. He knew Italy
-thoroughly. As we proceeded he described how the
-country was divided into virtually three valleys, separated
-by two mountain ranges, and what the lines of its
-early, almost prehistoric, development, had been. He
-knew where it was that Shelley had come to spend his
-summers, and spots that had been preferred by Browning
-and other famous Englishmen. He talked of the
-cities that lie in a row down the center of Italy—Perugia,
-Florence, Bologna, Modena, Piacenza and
-Milan—of the fact that Italy had no educational system
-whatsoever and that the priests were bitterly opposed to
-it. He was sorry that I was not going to stop at Spezia,
-because at Spezia the climate was very mild and the gulf
-very beautiful. He was delighted to think that I was going
-to stop at Pisa and see the cathedral and the Baptistery.
-He commented on the charms of Genoa—commercialized
-as it had been these later years—saying
-that there was a very beautiful Campo Santo and that
-some of the palaces of the quarreling Guelphs and Ghibellines
-still remaining were well worth seeing. When we
-passed the quarries of Carrara he told me of their age
-and of how endless the quantity of marble still was. He
-was going to Rome with his wife and he wanted to know
-if I would not look him up, giving me the name of a hotel
-where he lived by the season. I caught a note of remarkable
-erudition; for we fell to discussing religion and
-priestcraft and the significance of government generally,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_305">305</span>
-and he astonished me by the breadth of his knowledge.
-We passed to the subject of metaphysics from which all
-religions spring; and then I saw how truly philosophic
-and esoteric he was. His mind knew no country, his
-knowledge no school. He led off by easy stages into
-vague speculations as to the transcendental character of
-race impulses; and I knew I had chanced upon a profound
-scholar as well as a very genial person. I was very
-sorry now that I had been so rude to him. By the time
-we reached Pisa we were fast friends, and he told me that
-he had a distinguished friend, now a resident of
-Assisi, and that he would give me a letter to him which
-would bring me charming intellectual companionship for
-a day or two. I promised to seek him out at his hotel;
-and as we passed the Leaning Tower and the Baptistery,
-not so very distant from the railroad track as we entered
-Pisa, he gave me his card. I recognized the name as
-connected with some intellectual labors of a most distinguished
-character and I said so. He accepted the
-recognition gracefully and asked me to be sure and come.
-He would show me around Rome.</p>
-
-<p>I gathered my bags and stepped out upon the platform
-at Pisa, eager to see what I could in the few hours that I
-wished to remain.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_306" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_306">306</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXX">CHAPTER XXX<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">A STOP AT PISA</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap b"><span class="smcap1">Baedeker</span> says that Pisa has a population of
-twenty-seven thousand two hundred people and
-that it is a quiet town. It is. I caught the
-spell of a score of places like this as I walked out into
-the open square facing the depot. The most amazing
-botch of a monument I ever saw in my life I saw here—a
-puffing, swelling, strutting representation of Umberto I,
-legs apart, whiskers rampant, an amazing cockade, all
-the details of a gaudy uniform, a breast like a pouter-pigeon—outrageous!
-It was about twelve or thirteen
-times as large as an ordinary man and not more than
-twelve or fifteen feet from the ground! He looked like
-a gorgon, a monster to eat babies, ready to leap upon you
-with loud cries. I thought, “In Heaven’s name! is this
-what Italy is coming to! How can it brook such an
-atrocity?”</p>
-
-<p>With the spirit of adventure strong within me I decided
-to find the campanile and the cathedral for myself.
-I had seen it up the railroad track, and, ignoring
-appealing guides with urgent, melancholy eyes, I struck
-up walled streets of brown and gray and green with
-solid, tight-closed, wooden shutters, cobble pavements and
-noiseless, empty sidewalks. They were not exactly narrow,
-which astonished me a little, for I had not learned
-that only the older portions of growing Italian cities
-have narrow streets. All the newer sections which surround
-such modern things as depots are wide and supposedly
-up to date. There was a handsome trolley-car
-just leaving as I came out, a wide-windowed shiny thing<span class="pagenum" id="Page_307">307</span>
-which illustrated just how fine trolley-cars can be, even
-in Italy. I had learned from my Baedeker that Pisa was
-on the Arno. I wanted to see the Arno because of Florence
-and Dante. Coming from Ventimiglia I had read
-the short history of Pisa given in Baedeker—its wars
-with Genoa, the building of its cathedral. It was interesting
-to learn that the Pisans had expelled the
-Saracens from Sardinia in 1025, and destroyed their
-fleet in 1063 near Palermo, that once they were the most
-powerful adherents of the Ghibellines, and how terribly
-they were defeated by the Genoese near Leghorn in 1284.
-I pumped up a vast desire to read endless volumes concerning
-the history of Italy, now that I was here on the
-ground, and when it could not be done on the instant.
-My book told me that the great cathedral was erected
-after the naval victory of the Pisans at Palermo and
-that the ancient bronze gates were very wonderful. I
-knew of the Campo Santo with its sacred earth brought
-from Palestine, and of the residence here of Niccolò
-Pisano. His famous hexagonal pulpit in the Baptistery
-is a commonplace—almost as much so as the Leaning
-Tower. I did not know that Galileo had availed himself
-of the oblique position of the tower to make his experiments
-regarding the laws of gravitation until I read
-it in my precious Baedeker, but it was a fact none the
-less delightful for encountering it there.</p>
-
-<p>Let me here and now, once and for all, sing my praises
-of Baedeker and his books. When I first went abroad
-it was with a lofty air that I considered Barfleur’s references
-to the fact that Baedeker on occasion would be of
-use to me. He wanted me to go through Europe getting
-my impressions quite fresh and not disturbed by too much
-erudition such as could be gathered from books. He
-might have trusted me. My longing for erudition was
-constantly great, but my willingness to burn the midnight<span class="pagenum" id="Page_308">308</span>
-oil in order to get it was exceedingly small. It was
-only at the last moment, when I was confronted with
-some utterly magnificent object, that I thumbed feverishly
-through my one source of supply—the ever-to-be-praised
-and blessed Karl Baedeker—his books. I think
-the German temperament is at its best when it is gathering
-all the data about anything and putting it in
-apple-pie order before you. I defy the most sneering
-and supercilious scholars and savants to look at these
-marvelous volumes and not declare them wonderful.
-There is no color in Baedeker anywhere, no joke, no
-emotion, no artistic enthusiasm. It is a plain statement
-of delightful fact—fact so pointless without the
-object before you, so invaluable when you are standing
-open-mouthed wondering what it is all about! Trust
-the industrious, the laborious, the stupendous, the painstaking
-Baedeker to put his finger on the exact fact and
-tell you not what you might, but what you must, know
-to really enjoy it. Take this little gem from page 430 of
-his volume on northern Italy. It concerns the famous
-Baptistery which I was so eagerly seeking.</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>The interior (visitors knock at the principal entrance; adm.
-free) rests on eight columns and four piers, above which there
-is a single triforium. In the center is a marble octagonal <i xml:lang="it" lang="it">Font</i>
-by Guido Bigarelli of Como (1246) and near it the famous
-hexagonal <em>PULPIT</em> borne by seven columns, by Niccolò Pisano,
-1260. The reliefs (comp. p.p. XXXIX, 432) on the pulpit are:
-(1) Annunciation and Nativity; (2) Adoration of the Magi;
-(3) Presentation in the Temple; (4) Crucifixion; (5) Last
-Judgment; in the spandrels, Prophets and Evangelists; above
-the columns, the Virtues.—Fine echo.</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>Dry as dried potatoes, say you. Exactly. But go
-to Italy without a Baedeker in your hand or precious
-knowledge stored up from other sources and see what
-happens. Karl Baedeker is one of the greatest geniuses<span class="pagenum" id="Page_309">309</span>
-Germany has ever produced. He knows how to give
-you what you want, and has spread the fame of German
-thoroughness broadcast. I count him a great human
-benefactor; and his native city ought to erect a monument
-to him. Its base ought to be a bronze library
-stand full of bronze Baedekers; and to this good purpose
-I will contribute freely and liberally according to
-my means.</p>
-
-<p>When I reached the Arno, as I did by following this
-dull vacant street, I was delighted to stop and look at
-its simple stone bridges, its muddy yellow water not
-unlike that of the New River in West Virginia, the plain,
-still, yellow houses lining its banks as far as I could see.
-The one jarring note was the steel railroad bridge which
-the moderns have built over it. It was a little consoling
-to look at an old moss-covered fortress now occupied
-as a division headquarters by the Italian army,
-and at a charming old gate which was part of a fortified
-palace left over from Pisa’s warring days. The potential
-force of Italy was overcoming me by leaps and
-bounds, and my mind was full of the old and powerful
-Italian families of which the Middle Ages are so redolent.
-I could not help thinking of the fact that the
-Renaissance had, in a way, its beginning here in the personality
-of Niccolò Pisano, and of how wonderful the future
-of Italy may yet be. There was an air of fallow
-sufficiency about it that caused me to feel that, although
-it might be a dull, unworked field this year or this century,
-another might see it radiant with power and magnificence.
-It is a lordly and artistic land—and I felt it
-here at Pisa.</p>
-
-<p>Wandering along the banks of the Arno, I came to
-a spot whence I could see the collection of sacred buildings,
-far more sacred to art than to religion. They
-were amazingly impressive, even from this distance, towering<span class="pagenum" id="Page_310">310</span>
-above the low houses. A little nearer, standing on
-a space of level grass, the boxing of yellow and brown
-and blue Italian houses about them like a frame, they
-set my mouth agape with wonder and delight. I walked
-into Pisa thinking it was too bad that any place so dignified
-should have fallen so low as to be a dull, poverty-stricken
-city; but I remained to think that if the Italians
-are wise (and they <em>are</em> wise and new-born also) they
-will once more have their tremendous cities and their
-great artistic inheritances in the bargain. I think now
-that perhaps of all the lovely things I saw abroad the
-cathedral and tower and baptistery and campo santo of
-Pisa grouped as they are in one lovely, spacious, green-sodded
-area, are the loveliest and most perfect of all. It
-does not matter to me that the cathedral at Pisa is not a
-true Gothic cathedral, as some have pointed out. It is
-better than that—it is Italian Gothic; with those amazing
-artistic conceptions, a bell-tower and a baptistery and
-a campo santo thrown in. Trust the Italians to do anything
-that they do grandly, with a princely lavishness.</p>
-
-<p>As I stepped first into this open square with these exquisite
-jewels of cream-colored stone pulsating under the
-rays of an evening sun, it was a spectacle that evoked
-a rare thrill of emotion, such as great art must always
-evoke. There they stood—fretted, fluted, colonnaded,
-crowded with lovely traceries, studded with lovely marbles,
-and showing in every line and detail all that loving
-enthusiasm which is the first and greatest characteristic
-of artistic genius. I can see those noble old first citizens
-who wanted Pisa to be great, calling to their aid
-the genius of such men as Pisano and Bonannus of Pisa
-and William of Innsbruck and Diotisalvi and all the
-noble company of talent that followed to plan, to carve,
-to color and to decorate. To me it is a far more impressive
-and artistic thing than St. Peter’s in Rome. It<span class="pagenum" id="Page_311">311</span>
-has a reserve and an artistic subtlety which exceeds
-the finest Gothic cathedral in the world. Canterbury,
-Amiens and Rouen are bursts of imagination and emotion;
-but the collection of buildings at Pisa is the reserved,
-subtle, princely calculation of a great architect
-and a great artist. It does not matter if it represents
-the handiwork, the judgment and the taste of a hundred
-men of genius. It may be without the wildfire of a
-cathedral like that at Cologne, but it approximates the
-high classic reserve of a temple of Pallas Athene. It is
-Greek in its dignity and beauty, not Christian and Gothic
-in its fire and zeal. As I think of it, I would not give it
-for anything I have seen; I would not have missed it
-if I had been compelled to sacrifice almost everything
-else; and the Italian Government has done well to take
-it and all similar achievements under its protection and
-to declare that however religion may wax or wane this
-thing shall not be disturbed. It is a great, a noble, a
-beautiful thing; and as such should be preserved forever.</p>
-
-<p>The interior of the basilica was to me a soothing
-dream of beauty. There are few interiors anywhere
-in this world that truly satisfy, but this is one of them.
-White marble turned yellow by age is gloriously satisfying.
-This interior, one hundred feet in diameter and
-one hundred and seventy-nine feet high, has all the
-smooth perfection of a blown bubble. Its curve recedes
-upward and inward so gracefully that the eye has no
-quarrel with any point. My mind was fascinated by
-the eight columns and four piers which seemingly support
-it all and by the graceful open gallery or arcade in
-the wall resting above the arches below. The octagonal
-baptismal font, so wide and so beautiful, and the graceful
-pulpit by Pisano, with its seven columns and three
-friendly-looking lions, is utterly charming. While I
-stood and stroked the heads of these amiable-looking<span class="pagenum" id="Page_312">312</span>
-beasts, a guide who had seen me enter came in, and without
-remark of any kind began slowly and clearly to
-articulate the scale, in order that I might hear the “fine
-echo” mentioned by Baedeker. Long practice had made
-him perfect, for by giving each note sufficient space to
-swell and redouble and quadruple itself he finally managed
-to fill the great chamber with a charming harmony,
-rich and full, not unlike that of a wind-harp.</p>
-
-<p>If I fell instantly in love with the Baptistery, I was
-equally moved by the Leaning Tower—a perfect thing.
-If man is wise and thoughtful he can keep the wonders
-of great beauty by renewing them as they wear; but
-will he remain wise and thoughtful? So little is thought
-of true beauty. Think of the guns thundering on the
-Parthenon and of Napoleon carrying away the horses
-of St. Mark’s! I mounted the steps of the tower (one
-hundred and seventy-nine feet, the same height as the
-Baptistery), walking out on and around each of its six
-balustrades and surveying the surrounding landscape
-rich in lovely mountains showing across a plain. The
-tower tilts fourteen feet out of plumb, and as I walked
-its circular arcades at different heights I had the feeling
-that I might topple over and come floundering down
-to the grass below. As I rose higher the view increased
-in loveliness; and at the top I found an old bell-man
-who called my attention by signs to the fact that the
-heaviest of the seven bells was placed on the side opposite
-the overhanging wall of the tower to balance it. He
-also pointed in the different directions which presented
-lovely views, indicating to the west and southwest the
-mouth of the Arno, the Mediterranean, Leghorn and the
-Tuscan Islands, to the north the Alps and Mount Pisani
-where the Carrara quarries are, and to the south, Rome.
-Some Italian soldiers from the neighboring barracks
-came up as I went down and entered the cathedral, which<span class="pagenum" id="Page_313">313</span>
-interiorly was as beautiful as any which I saw abroad.
-The Italian Gothic is so much more perfectly spaced on
-the interior than the Northern Gothic and the great flat
-roof, coffered in gold, is so much richer and more soothing
-in its aspect. The whole church is of pure marble
-yellowed by age, relieved, however, by black and colored
-bands.</p>
-
-<p>I came away after a time and entered the Campo
-Santo, the loveliest thing of its kind that I saw in Europe.
-I never knew, strange to relate, that graveyards
-were made, or could be made, into anything so impressively
-artistic. This particular ground was nothing
-more than an oblong piece of grass, set with several
-cypress trees and surrounded with a marble arcade, below
-the floor and against the walls of which are placed
-the marbles, tombs and sarcophagi. The outer walls are
-solid, windowless and decorated on the inside with those
-naïve, light-colored frescoes of the pupils of Giotto.
-The inner wall is full of arched, pierced windows with
-many delicate columns through which you look to the
-green grass and the cypress trees and the perfectly
-smooth, ornamented dome at one end. I have paid my
-tribute to the cypress trees, so I will only say that here,
-as always, wherever I saw them—one or many—I
-thrilled with delight. They are as fine artistically as
-any of the monuments or bronze doors or carved pulpits
-or perfect baptismal fonts. They belong where the
-great artistic impulse of Italy has always put them—side
-by side with perfect things. For me they added the
-one final, necessary touch to this realm of romantic memory.
-I see them now and I hear them sigh.</p>
-
-<p>I walked back to my train through highly colored,
-winding, sidewalkless, quaint-angled streets crowded
-with houses, the façades of which we in America to-day
-attempt to imitate on our Fifth Avenues and Michigan<span class="pagenum" id="Page_314">314</span>
-Avenues and Rittenhouse Squares. The medieval Italians
-knew so well what to do with the door and the
-window and the cornice and the wall space. The size
-of their window is what they choose to make it, and
-the door is instinctively put where it will give the last
-touch of elegance. How often have I mentally applauded
-that selective artistic discrimination and reserve
-which will use one panel of colored stone or one niche or
-one lamp or one window, and no more. There is space—lots
-of it—unbroken until you have had just enough;
-and then it will be relieved just enough by a marble
-plaque framed in the walls, a coat-of-arms, a window, a
-niche. I would like to run on in my enthusiasm and describe
-that gem of a palace that is now the Palazzo Communale
-at Perugia, but I will refrain. Only these streets
-in Pisa were rich with angles and arcades and wonderful
-doorways and solid plain fronts which were at once
-substantial and elegant. Trust the Italian of an older
-day to do well whatever he did at all; and I for one do
-not think that this instinct is lost. It will burst into
-flame again in the future; or save greatly what it already
-possesses.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_315" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_315">315</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXXI">CHAPTER XXXI<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF ROME</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap al"><span class="smcap1">As</span> we approached Rome in the darkness I was on
-the qui vive for my first glimpse of it; and impatient
-with wonder as to what the morning would
-reveal. I was bound for the Hotel Continental—the
-abode, for the winter at least, of Barfleur’s mother, the
-widow of an Oxford don. I expected to encounter a
-severe and conservative lady of great erudition who
-would eye the foibles of Paris and Monte Carlo with
-severity.</p>
-
-<p>“My mother,” Barfleur said, “is a very conservative
-person. She is greatly concerned about me. When you
-see her, try to cheer her up, and give her a good report
-of me. I don’t doubt you will find her very interesting;
-and it is just possible that she will take a fancy to you.
-She is subject to violent likes and dislikes.”</p>
-
-<p>I fancied Mrs. Barfleur as a rather large woman with a
-smooth placid countenance, a severe intellectual eye that
-would see through all my shams and make-believes on
-the instant.</p>
-
-<p>It was midnight before the train arrived. It was raining;
-and as I pressed my nose to the window-pane viewing
-the beginning lamps, I saw streets and houses come
-into view—apartment houses, if you please, and street
-cars and electric arc-lights, and asphalt-paved streets,
-and a general atmosphere of modernity. We might have
-been entering Cleveland for any particular variation it
-presented. But just when I was commenting to myself
-on the strangeness of entering ancient Rome in a modern
-compartment car and of seeing box cars and engines,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_316">316</span>
-coal cars and flat cars loaded with heavy material, gathered
-on a score of parallel tracks, a touch of the ancient
-Rome came into view for an instant and was gone again
-in the dark and rain. It was an immense, desolate tomb,
-its arches flung heavenward in great curves, its rounded
-dome rent and jagged by time. Nothing but ancient
-Rome could have produced so imposing a ruin and it
-came over me in an instant, fresh and clear like an electric
-shock, like a dash of cold water, that this was truly
-all that was left of the might and glory of an older day.
-I recall now with delight the richness of that sensation.
-Rome that could build the walls and the baths in far
-Manchester and London, Rome that could occupy the Ile-St.-Louis
-in Paris as an outpost, that could erect the immense
-column to Augustus on the heights above Monte
-Carlo, Rome that could reach to the uppermost waters
-of the Nile and the banks of the Tigris and Euphrates
-and rule, was around me. Here it was—the city to
-which St. Paul had been brought, where St. Peter had
-sat as the first father of the Church, where the first Latins
-had set up their shrine to Romulus and Remus, and worshiped
-the she-wolf that had nourished them. Yes, this
-was Rome, truly enough, in spite of the apartment houses
-and the street cars and the electric lights. I came into
-the great station at five minutes after twelve amid a
-clamor of Italian porters and a crowd of disembarking
-passengers. I made my way to the baggage-room, looking
-for a Cook’s guide to inquire my way to the Continental,
-when I was seized upon by one.</p>
-
-<p>“Are you Mr. Dreiser?” he said.</p>
-
-<p>I replied that I was.</p>
-
-<p>“Mrs. Barfleur told me to say that she was waiting for
-you and that you should come right over and inquire for
-her.”</p>
-
-<p>I hurried away, followed by a laboring porter, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_317">317</span>
-found her waiting for me in the hotel lobby,—not the
-large, severe person I had imagined, but a small, enthusiastic,
-gracious little lady. She told me that my room was
-all ready and that the bath that I had demanded was
-connected with it, and that she had ordered some coffee
-sent up, but that I could have anything else that I chose.
-She began with a flood of questions—how was her poor
-dear son, and her daughter in London? And had we
-lost much money at Monte Carlo? And had we been
-very nice and quiet in Paris? And had I had a pleasant
-trip? And was it very cold in Paris? And would I
-like to go with her here and there for a few days, particularly
-until I was acclimated and able to find my own
-way about? I answered her freely and rapidly, for I
-took a real liking to her and decided at once that I was
-going to have a very nice time—she was so motherly
-and friendly. It struck me as delightful that she should
-wait up for me, and see that I was welcomed and comfortably
-housed; I can see her now with a loving memory
-in her charming gray silk dress and black lace shawl.</p>
-
-<p>The first morning I arose in Rome it was raining;
-but to my joy, in an hour or two the sun came out and
-I saw a very peculiar city. Rome has about the climate
-of Monte Carlo, except that it is a little more changeable,
-and in the mornings and evenings quite chill. Around
-noon every day it was very warm—almost invariably
-bright, deliciously bright; but dark and cool where the
-buildings or the trees cast a shadow. I was awakened
-by huzzaing which I learned afterwards was for some
-officer who had lately returned from Morocco.</p>
-
-<p>Like the English, the Italians are not yet intimately
-acquainted with the bathroom, and this particular hotel
-reminded me of the one in Manchester with its bath
-chambers as large as ordinary living-rooms. My room
-looked out into an inner court, which was superimposed<span class="pagenum" id="Page_318">318</span>
-upon the lobby of the hotel, and was set with palms and
-flowers which flourished mightily. I looked out through
-an opening in this court to some brown buildings over
-the way—brown as only the Italians know how to paint
-them, and bustling with Italian life.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Barfleur had kindly volunteered to show me about
-this first day, and I was to meet her promptly at ten in
-the lobby. She wanted me to take a street car to begin
-with, because there was one that went direct to St. Peter’s
-along the Via Nazionale, and because there were so many
-things she could show me that way. We went out into
-the public square which adjoined the hotel and there
-it was that she pointed out the Museo delle Terme, located
-in the ancient baths of Diocletian, and assured me
-that the fragments of wall that I saw jutting out from
-between buildings in one or two places dated from
-the Roman Empire. The fragment of the wall of Servius
-Tullius which we encountered in the Via Nazionale
-dates from 578 B. C., and the baths of Diocletian, so
-close to the hotel, from 303 A. D. The large ruin that
-I had seen the night before on entering the city was
-a temple to Minerva Medica, dating from about 250
-A. D. I shall never forget my sensation on seeing modern
-stores—drug stores, tobacco stores, book stores, all
-with bright clean windows, adjoining these very ancient
-ruins. It was something for the first time to see
-a fresh, well-dressed modern throng going about its
-morning’s business amid these rude suggestions of a very
-ancient life.</p>
-
-<p>Nearly all the traces of ancient Rome, however, were
-apparently obliterated, and you saw only busy, up-to-date
-thoroughfares, with street cars, shops, and a gay metropolitan
-life generally. I have to smile when I think
-that I mistook a section of the old wall of Servius Tullius
-for the remnants of a warehouse which had recently<span class="pagenum" id="Page_319">319</span>
-been removed. All the time in Rome I kept suffering
-this impression—that I was looking at something which
-had only recently been torn down, when as a matter of
-fact I was looking at the earlier or later walls of the
-ancient city or the remnants of famous temples and baths.
-This particular street car line on which we were riding
-was a revelation in its way, for it was full of black-frocked
-priests in shovel hats, monks in brown cowls and
-sandals, and Americans and English old maids in spectacles
-who carried their Baedekers with severe primness
-and who were, like ourselves, bound for the Vatican.
-The conductors, it struck me, were a trifle more civil than
-the American brand, but not much; and the native passengers
-were a better type of Italian than we usually see
-in America. I sighted the Italian policeman at different
-points along the way—not unlike the Parisian gendarme
-in his high cap and short cape. The most striking characteristic,
-however, was the great number of priests and
-soldiers who were much more numerous than policemen
-and taxi drivers in New York. It seemed to me that on
-this very first morning I saw bands of priests going to
-and fro in all directions, but, for the rest of it, Rome was
-not unlike Monte Carlo and Paris combined, only that
-its streets were comparatively narrow and its colors high.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Barfleur was most kindly and industrious in her
-explanations. She told me that in riding down this Via
-Nazionale we were passing between those ancient hills,
-the Quirinale and the Viminale, by the Forum of Trajan,
-the Gallery of Modern Art, the palaces of the Aldobrandini
-and Rospigliosi, and a score of other things which
-I have forgotten. When we reached the open square
-which faces St. Peter’s, I expected to be vastly impressed
-by my first glimpse of the first Roman Church of the
-world; but in a way I was very much disappointed. To
-me it was not in the least beautiful, as Canterbury was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_320">320</span>
-beautiful, as Amiens was beautiful, and as Pisa was
-beautiful. I was not at all enthusiastic over the semicircular
-arcade in front with its immense columns. I
-knew that I ought to think it was wonderful, but I could
-not. I think in a way that the location and arrangement
-of the building does not do it justice, and it has neither
-the somber gray of Amiens nor the delicate creamy hue
-of the buildings of Pisa. It is brownish and gray by
-turns. As I drove nearer I realized that it was very
-large—astonishingly large—and that by some hocus-pocus
-of perspective and arrangement this was not easily
-realizable. I was eager to see its interior, however, and
-waived all exterior consideration until later.</p>
-
-<p>As we were first going up the steps of St. Peter’s and
-across the immense stone platform that leads to the
-door, a small Italian wedding-party arrived, without any
-design of being married there, however; merely to visit
-the various shrines and altars. The gentleman was
-somewhat self-conscious in a long black frock coat and
-high hat—a little, brown, mustached, dapper man whose
-patent leather shoes sparkled in the sun. The lady was
-a rosy Italian girl, very much belaced and besilked, with
-a pert, practical air; a little velvet-clad page carried her
-train. There were a number of friends—the parents
-on both sides, I took it—and some immediate relatives
-who fell solemnly in behind, two by two; and together
-this little ant-like band crossed the immense threshold.
-Mrs. Barfleur and I followed eagerly after—or at least
-I did, for I fancied they were to be married here and I
-wanted to see how it was to be done at St. Peter’s. I was
-disappointed, however; for they merely went from altar
-to altar and shrine to shrine, genuflecting, and finally entered
-the sacred crypt, below which the bones of St.
-Peter are supposed to be buried. It was a fine religious
-beginning to what I trust has proved a happy union.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_321">321</span></p>
-
-<p>St. Peter’s, if I may be permitted to continue a little
-on that curious theme, is certainly the most amazing
-church in the world. It is not beautiful—I am satisfied
-that no true artist would grant that; but after you have
-been all over Europe and have seen the various edifices of
-importance, it still sticks in your mind as astounding,
-perhaps the most astounding of all. While I was in
-Rome I learned by consulting guide-books, attending lectures
-and visiting the place myself, that it is nothing
-more than a hodge-podge of the vagaries and enthusiasms
-of a long line of able pontiffs. To me the Catholic
-Church has such a long and messy history of intrigue
-and chicanery that I for one cannot contemplate its central
-religious pretensions with any peace of mind. I am
-not going into the history of the papacy, nor the internecine
-and fratricidal struggles of medieval Italy;
-but what veriest tyro does not grasp the significance of
-what I mean? Julius II, flanking a Greek-cross basilica
-with a hexastyle portico to replace the Constantinian
-basilica, which itself had replaced the oratory of St.
-Anacletus on this spot, and that largely to make room
-for his famous tomb which was to be the finest thing
-in it; Urban VIII melting down the copper roof of the
-Panthéon portico in order to erect the showy baldachino!
-I do not now recall what ancient temples were
-looted for marble nor what popes did the looting, but
-that it was plentifully done I am satisfied and Van Ranke
-will bear me out. It was Julius II and Leo X who resorted
-to the sale of indulgences, which aided in bringing
-about the Reformation, for the purpose of paying
-the enormous expenses connected with the building of
-this lavish structure. Think of how the plans of Bramante
-and Michelangelo and Raphael and Carlo Maderna
-were tossed about between the Latin cross and the Greek
-cross and between a portico of one form and a portico<span class="pagenum" id="Page_322">322</span>
-of another form! Wars, heartaches, struggles, contentions—these
-are they of which St. Peter’s is a memorial.
-As I looked at the amazing length—six hundred and
-fifteen feet—and the height of the nave—one hundred
-and fifty-two feet—and the height of the dome from
-the pavement in the interior to the roof—four hundred
-and five feet—and saw that the church actually
-contained forty-six immense altars and read that it contained
-seven hundred and forty-eight columns of marble,
-stone or bronze, three hundred and eighty-six statues and
-two hundred and ninety windows, I began to realize how
-astounding the whole thing was. It was really so large,
-and so tangled historically, and so complicated in the
-history of its architectural development, that it was
-useless for me to attempt to synchronize its significance
-in my mind. I merely stared, staggered by the great
-beauty and value of the immense windows, the showy
-and astounding altars. I came back again and again; but
-I got nothing save an unutterable impression of overwhelming
-grandeur. It is far too rich in its composition
-for mortal conception. No one, I am satisfied, truly
-completely realizes how <em>grand</em> it is. It answers to
-that word exactly. Browning’s poem, “The Bishop Orders
-His Tomb at St. Praxed’s,” gives a faint suggestion
-of what any least bit of it is like. Any single tomb of any
-single pope—of which it seemed to me there were no end—might
-have had this poem written about it. Each one
-appears to have desired a finer tomb than the other;
-and I can understand the eager enthusiasm of Sixtus V
-(1588), who kept eight hundred men working night and
-day on the dome in order to see how it was going to
-look. And well he might. Murray tells the story of
-how on one occasion, being in want of another receptacle
-for water, the masons tossed the body of Urban VI out
-of his sarcophagus, put aside his bones in a corner, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_323">323</span>
-gave the ring on his finger to the architect. The pope’s
-remains were out of their receptacle for fifteen years
-or more before they were finally restored.</p>
-
-<p>The Vatican sculptural and art museums were equally
-astonishing. I had always heard of its eleven hundred
-rooms and its priceless collections; but it was thrilling
-and delightful to see them face to face, all the long
-line of Greek and Roman and medieval perfections, chiseled
-or painted, transported from ruins or dug from the
-earth—such wonders as the porphyry vase and Laocoon,
-taken from the silent underground rooms of Nero’s
-house, where they had stood for centuries, unheeded, in
-all their perfection; and the river god, representative
-of the Tiber. I was especially interested to see the vast
-number of portrait busts of Roman personalities—known
-and unknown—which gave me a face-to-face
-understanding of that astounding people. They came
-back now or arose vital before me—Claudius, Nerva,
-Hadrian, Faustina the elder, wife of Antoninus Pius,
-Pertinax, whose birthplace was near Monte Carlo, Julius
-Cæsar, Cicero, Antoninus Pius, Tiberius, Mark Antony,
-Aurelius Lepidus, and a score of others. It was amazing
-to me to see how like the modern English and Americans
-they were, and how practical and present-day-like
-they appeared. It swept away the space of two thousand
-years as having no significance whatever, and left you
-face to face with the far older problem of humanity. I
-could not help thinking that the duplicates of these men
-are on our streets to-day in New York and Chicago and
-London—urgent, calculating, thinking figures—and
-that they are doing to-day much as these forerunners did
-two thousand years before. I cannot see the slightest
-difference between an emperor like Hadrian and a banker
-like Morgan. And the head of a man like Lord Salisbury
-is to be found duplicated in a score of sculptures<span class="pagenum" id="Page_324">324</span>
-in various museums throughout the Holy City. I realized,
-too, that any one of hundreds of these splendid
-marbles, if separated from their populous surroundings
-and given to a separate city, meager in artistic possessions,
-would prove a great public attraction. To him
-that hath shall be given, however; and to those that
-have not shall be taken away even the little that they
-have. And so it is that Rome fairly suffocates with its
-endless variety of artistic perfection—one glory almost
-dimming the other—while the rest of the world yearns
-for a crust of artistic beauty and has nothing. It is
-like the Milky Way for jewels as contrasted with those
-vast starless spaces that give no evidence of sidereal
-life.</p>
-
-<p>I wandered in this region of wonders attended by my
-motherly friend until it was late in the afternoon, and
-then we went for lunch. Being new to Rome, I was
-not satisfied with what I had seen, but struck forth again—coming
-next into the region of Santa Maria Maggiore
-and up an old stairway that had formed a part of a
-Medici palace now dismantled—only to find myself
-shortly thereafter and quite by accident in the vicinity
-of the Colosseum. I really had not known that I was
-coming to it, for I was not looking for it. I was following
-idly the lines of an old wall that lay in the vicinity
-of San Pietro in Vincoli when suddenly it appeared,
-lying in a hollow at the foot of a hill—the Esquiline.
-I was rejoicing in having discovered an old well that
-I knew must be of very ancient date, and a group of
-cypresses that showed over an ancient wall, when I
-looked—and there it was. It was exactly as the pictures
-have represented it—oval, many-arched, a thoroughly
-ponderous ruin. I really did not gain a suggestion
-of the astonishing size of it until I came down the
-hill, past tin cans that were lying on the grass—a sign<span class="pagenum" id="Page_325">325</span>
-of the modernity that possesses Rome—and entered
-through one of the many arches. Then it came on me—the
-amazing thickness of the walls, the imposing size
-and weight of the fragments, the vast dignity of the
-uprising flights of seats, and the great space now properly
-cleared, devoted to the arena. All that I ever knew
-or heard of it came back as I sat on the cool stones and
-looked about me while other tourists walked leisurely
-about, their Baedekers in their hands. It was a splendid
-afternoon. The sun was shining down in here; and
-it was as warm as though it were May in Indiana.
-Small patches of grass and moss were detectable everywhere,
-growing soft and green between the stones. The
-five thousand wild beasts slaughtered in the arena at its
-dedication, which remained as a thought from my high-school
-days, were all with me. I read up as much as I
-could, watching several workmen lowering themselves by
-ropes from the top of the walls, the while they picked out
-little tufts of grass and weeds beginning to flourish in the
-earthy niches. Its amazing transformations from being
-a quarry for greedy popes by whom most of its magnificent
-marbles were removed, to its narrow escape from
-becoming a woolen-mill operated by Sixtus V, were all
-brooded over here. It was impossible not to be impressed
-by the thought of the emperors sitting on their
-especial balcony; the thousands upon thousands of Romans
-intent upon some gladiatorial feat; the guards outside
-the endless doors, the numbers of which can still
-be seen, giving entrance to separate sections and tiers
-of seats; and the vast array of civic life which must
-have surged about. I wondered whether there were
-venders who sold sweets or food and what their cries
-were in Latin. One could think of the endless procession
-that wound its way here on gala days. Time works melancholy
-changes.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_326">326</span></p>
-
-<p>I left as the sun was going down, tremendously impressed
-with the wonder of a life that is utterly gone. It
-was like finding the glistening shell of an extinct beetle
-or the suggestion in rocks of a prehistoric world. As I
-returned to my hotel along the thoroughly modern streets
-with their five- and six-story tenement and apartment
-buildings, their street cars and customary vehicles, their
-newspaper, flower and cigar stands, I tried to restore and
-keep in my mind a suggestion of the magnificence that
-Gibbon makes so significant. It was hard; for be one’s
-imagination what it will, it is difficult to live outside of
-one’s own day and hour. The lights already beginning
-to flourish in the smart shops, distracted my mood.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_327" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_327">327</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXXII">CHAPTER XXXII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">MRS. Q. AND THE BORGIA FAMILY</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap i"><span class="smcap1">“I am</span> going to introduce you to such a nice woman,”
-Mrs. Barfleur told me the second morning I was
-in Rome, in her very enthusiastic way. “She is
-charming. I am sure you will like her. She comes from
-America somewhere—New York, I think. Her husband
-is an author, I believe. I heard so.” She chattered
-on in her genial, talk-making way. “I don’t understand
-these American women; they go traveling about
-Europe without their husbands in such a strange way.
-Now, you know in England we would not think of doing
-anything of that kind.”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Barfleur was decidedly conservative in her views
-and English in manner and speech, but she had the saving
-proclivity of being intensely interested in life, and realized
-that all is not gold that glitters. She preferred to be
-among people who know and maintain good form, who
-are interested in maintaining the social virtues as they
-stand accepted and who, if they do not actually observe
-all of the laws and tenets of society, at least maintain a
-deceiving pretense. She had a little coterie of friends in
-the hotel, as I found, and friends outside, such as
-artists, newspaper correspondents and officials connected
-with the Italian court and the papal court. I never knew
-a more industrious social mentor in the shape of a woman,
-though among men her son outstripped her. She was
-apparently here, there and everywhere about the hotel,
-in the breakfast-room, in the dining-room, in the card-room,
-in the writing-room, greeting her friends, planning
-games, planning engagements, planning sightseeing<span class="pagenum" id="Page_328">328</span>
-trips. She was pleasant, too; delightful; for she knew
-what to do and when to do it, and if she was not impelled
-by a large constructive motive of any kind, nevertheless
-she had a sincere and discriminating love of the beautiful
-which caused her to excuse much for the sake of art. I
-found her well-disposed, kindly, sympathetic and very
-anxious to make the best of this sometimes dull existence,
-not only for herself, but for every one else. I liked her
-very much.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Q. I found on introduction, to be a beautiful
-woman of perhaps thirty-three or four, with two of the
-healthiest, prettiest, best-behaved children I have ever
-seen. I found her to be an intellectual and brilliant
-woman with an overwhelming interest in the psychology
-of history and current human action.</p>
-
-<p>“I trust I see an unalienated American,” I observed
-as Mrs. Barfleur brought her forward, encouraged by her
-brisk, quizzical smile.</p>
-
-<p>“You do, you do,” she replied smartly, “as yet.
-Nothing has happened to my Americanism except Italy,
-and that’s only a second love.”</p>
-
-<p>She had a hoarse little laugh which was nevertheless
-agreeable. I felt the impact of a strong, vital temperament,
-self-willed, self-controlled, intensely eager and ambitious.
-I soon discovered she was genuinely interested
-in history, which is one of my great failings and delights.
-She liked vital, unillusioned biography such as
-that of Jean Jacques Rousseau’s Confessions, Cellini’s
-Diary, and the personal reminiscences of various court
-favorites in different lands. She was interested in some
-plays, but cared little for fiction, which I take to be commendable.
-Her great passion at the moment, she told
-me, was the tracing out in all its ramifications of the
-history and mental attitude of the Borgia family especially
-Cæsar and Lucrezia—which I look upon as a remarkable<span class="pagenum" id="Page_329">329</span>
-passion for a woman. It takes a strong,
-healthy, clear-thinking temperament to enjoy the mental
-vagaries of the Borgias—father, son and daughter.
-She had conceived a sincere admiration for the courage,
-audacity, passion and directness of action of Cæsar, to
-say nothing of the lymphatic pliability and lure of Lucrezia,
-and the strange philosophic anarchism and despotic
-individualism of their father, Alexander VI.</p>
-
-<p>I wonder how much the average reader knows of the
-secret history of the Borgias. It is as modern as desire,
-as strange as the strangest vagaries of which the mind
-is capable. I am going to give here the outline of the
-Borgia family history as Mrs. Q. crisply related it to
-me, on almost the first evening we met, for I, like so many
-Americans, while knowing something of these curious
-details in times past had but the haziest recollection
-then. To be told it in Rome itself by a breezy American
-who used the vernacular and who simply could not suppress
-her Yankee sense of humor, was as refreshing an
-experience as occurred in my whole trip. Let me say
-first that Mrs. Q. admired beyond words the Italian subtlety,
-craft, artistic insight, political and social wisdom,
-governing ability, and as much as anything their money-getting
-and money-keeping capacities. The raw practicality
-of this Italian family thrilled her.</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>You will remember that Rodrigo Lanzol, a Spaniard who
-afterwards assumed the name of Rodrigo Borgia, because his
-maternal uncle of that name was fortunate enough to succeed
-to the papacy as Calixtus III, and could do him many good turns
-afterwards, himself succeeded to the papacy by bribery and
-other outrages under the title of Alexander VI. That was
-August 10, 1442. Before that, however, as nephew to Calixtus
-III, he had been made bishop, cardinal, and vice-chancellor of
-the Church solely because he was a relative and favored by
-his uncle; and all this before he was thirty-five. He had proceeded
-to Rome, established himself with many mistresses at<span class="pagenum" id="Page_330">330</span>
-his call in a magnificent palace, and at the age of thirty-seven,
-his uncle Calixtus III having died, was reprimanded by Pius II,
-the new pope, for his riotous and adulterous life. By 1470,
-when he was forty-nine he took to himself, as his favorite,
-Vanozza dei Cattani, the former wife of three different husbands.
-By Vanozza, who was very charming, he had four children, all of
-whom he prized highly—Giovanni, afterwards Duke of Gandia,
-born 1474; Cæsar, 1476; Lucrezia, 1480; Geoffreddo or Giuffré,
-born 1481 or 1482. There were other children—Girolamo, Isabella
-and Pier Luigi, whose parentage on the mother’s side is uncertain;
-and still another child, Laura, whom he acquired via
-Giulia Farnese, the daughter of the famous family of that name,
-who was his mistress after he tired, some years later, of
-Vanozza. Meanwhile his children had grown up or were
-fairly well-grown when he became pope, which opened the most
-astonishing chapter of the history of this strange family.</p>
-
-<p>Alexander was a curious compound of paternal affection, love
-of gold, love of women, vanity, and other things. He certainly
-was fond of his children or he would not have torn Italy with
-dissension in order to advantage them in their fortunes. His
-career is the most ruthless and weird of any that I know.</p>
-
-<p>He was no sooner pope (about April, 1493) than he proposed
-to carve out careers for his family—his favored children by his
-favorite mistress. In 1492, the same year he was made pope,
-he created Cæsar, his sixteen-year-old son, studying at Pisa, a
-cardinal, showing the state of the papacy in those days. He
-proposed to marry his daughter Lucrezia well, and having the
-year before, when she was only eleven, betrothed her to one
-Don Cherubin de Centelles, a Spaniard, he broke this arrangement
-and had Lucrezia married by proxy to Don Gasparo de
-Procida, son of the Count of Aversa, a man of much more importance,
-who, he thought, could better advance her fortune.</p>
-
-<p>Italy, however, was in a very divided and disorganized state.
-There was a King of Naples, a Duke of Venice, a Duke of
-Milan, a separate state life at Pisa, Genoa, Florence and elsewhere.
-In order to build himself up and become very powerful,
-and to give preferment to each of his sons, some of these
-states had to be conquered and controlled; and so the old gentleman,
-without conscience and without mercy except as suited
-his whim, was for playing politics, making war, exercising
-treachery, murdering, poisoning, persuading, bribing—anything<span class="pagenum" id="Page_331">331</span>
-and everything to obtain his ends. He must have been
-well thought of as a man of his word, for when he had made a
-deal with Charles VIII of France to assist him in invading and
-conquering Naples, the king demanded and obtained Cæsar,
-Alexander’s son, aged twenty-one, as a hostage for faithful
-performance of agreement. He had not taken him very far,
-however, before the young devil escaped and returned to Rome,
-where subsequently his father, finding it beneficial to turn
-against the King of France, did so.</p>
-
-<p>But to continue. While his father was politicking and
-trafficking in this way for the benefit of himself and his dear
-family, young Cæsar was beginning to develop a few thoughts
-and tendencies of his own. Alexander VI was planning to
-create fiefs or dukedoms out of the papal states and out of the
-Kingdom of Naples and give them to his eldest son, Giovanni,
-and his youngest, Giuffré. Cæsar would have none of this. He
-saw himself as a young cardinal being left out in the cold.
-Besides, there was a cause of friction between him and his
-brother Giovanni over the affections of their youngest brother
-Giuffré’s wife, Sancha. They were both sharing the latter’s
-favors, and so one day, in order to clear matters up and teach
-his father (whose favorite he was) where to bestow his benefits
-and so that he might have Sancha all to himself—he murdered
-his brother Giovanni. The latter’s body, after a sudden and
-strange absence, was found in the Tiber, knife-marked, and all
-was local uproar until the young cardinal was suspected, when
-matters quieted down and nothing more was thought of it.
-There was also thought to be some rivalry between Cæsar and
-Giovanni over the affections of their sister Lucrezia.</p>
-
-<p>After this magnificent evidence of ability, the way was clear
-for Cæsar. He was at once (July, 1497) sent as papal legate
-to Naples to crown Frederick of Aragon; and it was while there
-that he met Carlotta, the daughter of the king, and wanted to
-marry her. She would have none of him. “What, marry that
-priest, that bastard of a priest!” she is alleged to have said; and
-that settled the matter. This may have had something to do
-with Cæsar’s desire to get out of Holy Orders and return to
-civil life, for the next year (1498) he asked leave of the papal
-consistory not to be a cardinal any longer and was granted this
-privilege “for the good of his soul.” He then undertook the
-pleasant task, as papal legate, of carrying to Louis XII of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_332">332</span>
-France the pope’s bull annulling the marriage of Louis with
-Jeanne of France in order that he might marry Anne of
-Brittany. On this journey he met Charlotte d’Albret, sister of
-the King of Navarre, whom he married. He was given the
-duchy of Valentinois for his gracious service to Louis XII and,
-loaded with honors, returned to Rome in order to further his
-personal fortunes with his father’s aid.</p>
-
-<p>In the meanwhile there were a number of small principalities
-in Romagna, a territory near Milan, which his father Alexander
-VI was viewing with a covetous eye. One of these was controlled
-by Giovanni Sforza, Lord of Pesaro, whom Alexander,
-at a time when he wanted to pit the strength of Milan against
-the subtle machinations of the King of Naples—caused
-Lucrezia his daughter, then only thirteen years of age, to marry,
-her union with the Count of Aversa having by this time been
-severed. Alexander having won the friendship of the King of
-Naples, he decided to proceed against the princelings of
-Romagna and confiscated their property. Cæsar was tolled off
-as general to accomplish this for himself, being provided men
-and means. Young Sforza, who had married Lucrezia, found
-himself in a treacherous position,—his own brother-in-law, with
-the assistance of his father-in-law, plotting against his life,—and
-fled with his wife, the fair Lucrezia, aged fifteen, to Pesaro.
-There he was fought by Cæsar who, however, not having
-sufficient troops was checked for the time being and returned
-to Rome. A year or so later, Pope Alexander being in a
-gentler frame of mind—it was Christmas and he desired all
-his children about him—invited them all home, including
-Lucrezia and her husband. Then followed a series of magnificent
-fêtes and exhibitions in honor of all this at Rome, and the
-family, including the uncertain son-in-law, husband of Lucrezia,
-seemed to be fairly well united in bonds of peace.</p>
-
-<p>Unfortunately, however, a little later (1497) the pope’s mood
-changed again. He was now, after some intermediate quarrels,
-once more friendly with the King of Naples and decided that
-Sforza was no longer a fit husband for Lucrezia. Then came
-the annulment of this marriage and the remarriage of
-Lucrezia to Alphonso of Aragon, Duke of Bisceglie, a relative
-and favorite of the King of Naples, aged eighteen and handsome.
-But, alas! no sooner is this fairly begun than new complications
-arise. The pope thinks he sees an opportunity to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_333">333</span>
-destroy the power of Naples as a rival with the aid of the King
-of France, Louis XII. He lends assistance to the latter, who
-comes to invade Naples, and young Bisceglie, now fearing for
-his life at the hands of his treacherous father-in-law, deserts
-Rome and Lucrezia and flees. Louis XII proceeds against
-Naples. Spoleto falls and Lucrezia, Bisceglie’s wife, as representative
-of the pope (aged eighteen) is sent to receive the
-homage of Spoleto!</p>
-
-<p>But the plot merely thickens. There comes a nice point in
-here on which historians comment variously. Incest is the
-basis. It was one time assumed that Alexander, the father,
-during all these various shifts treated his daughter as his
-mistress. Her brother Cæsar also bore the same relation to
-her. Father and son were rivals, then, for the affections and
-favors of the daughter-sister. To offset the affections of the
-son the father has the daughter lure her husband, Bisceglie,
-back to Rome. From all accounts he was very much in love
-with his wife who was beautiful but dangerous because of her
-charms and the manner in which she was coveted by others.
-In 1499, when he was twenty and Cæsar twenty-three, he was
-lured back and the next year, because of Cæsar’s jealousy of his
-monopoly of his own wife (Cæsar being perhaps denied his
-usual freedom) Bisceglie was stabbed while going up the steps
-of the papal palace by Cæsar Borgia, his brother-in-law, and
-that in the presence of his father-in-law, Alexander VI, the
-pope of Rome. According to one account, on sight of Cæsar,
-jumping out from behind a column, Alphonso sought refuge
-behind Alexander, the pope, who spread out his purple robe to
-protect him, through which Cæsar drove his knife into the bosom
-of his brother-in-law. The dear old father and father-in-law
-was severely shocked. He was quite depressed, in fact. He
-shook his head dismally. The wound was not fatal, however.
-Bisceglie was removed to the house of a cardinal near-by, where
-he was attended by his wife, Lucrezia, and his sister-in-law,
-Sancha, wife of Giuffré, both of whom he apparently feared a
-little, for they were compelled first to partake of all food presented
-in order to prove that it was not poisoned. In this
-house—in this sick-chamber doorway—suddenly and unexpectedly
-one day there appears the figure of Cæsar. The ensuing
-scene (Lucrezia and Sancha present) is not given. Bisceglie
-is stabbed in his bed and this time dies. Is the crime<span class="pagenum" id="Page_334">334</span>
-avenged? Not at all. This is Papa Alexander’s own dominion.
-This is a family affair, and father is very fond of Cæsar, so the
-matter is hushed up.</p>
-
-<p>Witness the interesting final chapters. Cæsar goes off,
-October, 1500, to fight the princes in Romagna once more, among
-whom are Giovanni, and Sforza, one of Lucrezia’s ex-husbands.
-July, 1501, Alexander leaves the papal palace in Rome to fight
-the Colonna, one of the two powerful families of Rome, with the
-assistance of the other powerful family, the Orsini. In his
-absence Lucrezia, his beloved, is acting-pope! January first
-(or thereabouts), 1501, Lucrezia is betrothed to Alphonso, son
-and heir to Ercole d’Este, whose famous villa near Rome is still
-to be seen. Neither Alphonso nor his father was anxious for
-this union, but Papa Alexander, Pope of Rome, has set his heart
-on it. By bribes and threats he brings about a proxy marriage—Alphonso
-not being present—celebrated with great pomp at
-St. Peter’s. January, 1502, Lucrezia arrives in the presence of
-her new husband who falls seriously in love with her. Her fate
-is now to settle down, and no further tragedies befall on account
-of her, except one. A certain Ercole Strozzi, an Italian noble,
-appears on the scene and falls violently in love with her. She
-is only twenty-three or four even now. Alphonso d’Este, her
-new husband, becomes violently jealous and murders Ercole.
-Result: further peace until her death in 1511 in her thirty-ninth
-year, during which period she had four children by Alphonso—three
-boys and one girl.</p>
-
-<p>As for brother Cæsar he was, unfortunately, leading a more
-checkered career. On December 21, 1502, when he was only
-twenty-six, as a general fighting the allied minor princes in
-Romagna, he caused to be strangled in his headquarters at
-Senigallia, Vitellozzo Viletti and Oliveralto da Fermo, two
-princelings who with others had conspired against him some
-time before at Perugia. Awed by his growing power, they had
-been so foolish as to endeavor to placate him by capturing
-Senigallia for him from their allies and presenting it to him and
-allowing themselves to be lured to his house by protestations
-of friendship. Result: strangulation.</p>
-
-<p>August 18, 1503, Father Borgia, Pope Alexander VI, charming
-society figure, polished gentleman, lover of the chase, patron
-of the arts, for whom Raphael, Michelangelo and Brabante had
-worked, breathes his last. He and Cæsar had fallen desperately<span class="pagenum" id="Page_335">335</span>
-sick at the same time of a fever. When Cæsar recovers sufficiently
-to attend to his affairs, things are already in a bad way.
-The cardinals are plotting to seat a pope unfriendly to the Borgias.
-The Spanish cardinals on whom he has relied do not prove
-friendly and he loses his control. The funds which Papa Borgia
-was wont to supply for his campaigns are no longer forthcoming.
-Pope Julius II succeeding to the throne, takes away from
-Cæsar the territories assigned to him by his father “for the
-honor of recovering what our predecessors have wrongfully
-alienated.” In May, 1504, having gone to Naples on a safe
-conduct for the Spanish governor of that city, he is arrested
-and sent to Spain, where he is thrown into prison. At the end
-of two years he manages to escape and flees to the court of his
-brother-in-law, the King of Navarre, who permits him to aid in
-besieging the castle of a refractory subject. Here, March 12,
-1507, while Lucrezia elsewhere is peacefully residing with her
-spouse, he is killed.</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>I have given but a feeble outline of this charming
-Renaissance idyl. Mixed in with it are constant murders
-or poisonings of wealthy cardinals and the confiscation of
-their estates whenever cash for the prosecution of Cæsar’s
-wars or the protection of papal properties are needed.
-The uxorious and child-loving old pope was exceedingly
-nonchalant about these little matters of human life.
-When he died there was a fight over his coffin between
-priests of different factions and mercenaries belonging to
-Cæsar Borgia. The coffin being too short, his body was
-jammed down in it, minus his miter, and finally upset.
-Think of so much ambition coming to such a shameful
-end! He achieved his desire, however. He wrote his
-name large, if not in fame, at least in infamy. He lived
-in astonishing grandeur and splendor. By his picturesque
-iniquities he really helped to bring about the Reformation.
-He had a curious affection for his children
-and he died immensely rich—and, pope. The fair Lucrezia
-stands out as a strange chemical magnet of disaster.
-To love her was fear, disappointment, or death. And it<span class="pagenum" id="Page_336">336</span>
-was she and her brother Cæsar, who particularly interested
-Mrs. Q., although the aged Alexander amused her.</p>
-
-<p>During her vigorous recital I forgot the corner drug
-store and modern street cars of Rome, enthralled by the
-glamour of the ancient city. It was a delight to find that
-we had an intellectual affinity in the study of the vagaries
-of this strange phantasmagoria called human life,
-in which to be dull is to be a bond-slave, and to be
-wise is to be a mad philosopher, knowing neither right
-from wrong nor black from white.</p>
-
-<p>Together Mrs. Q. and I visited the Borghese and
-Barberini Palaces, the Villa Doria, the Villa Umberto,
-the Villa d’Este and the Appian Way. We paid a return
-visit to the Colosseum and idled together in the gardens
-of the Pincian, the paths of the Gianicolo, the gardens
-of the Vatican and along the Tiber. It was a pleasure
-to step into some old court of a palace where the walls
-were encrusted with fragments of monuments, inscriptions,
-portions of sarcophagi and the like, found on the
-place or in excavating, and set into the walls to preserve
-them—and to listen to this clever, wholesome woman
-comment on the way the spirit of life builds shells and
-casts them off. She was not in the least morbid. The
-horror and cruelties of lust and ambition held no terrors
-for her. She liked life as a spectacle.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_337" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_337">337</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXXIII">CHAPTER XXXIII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">THE ART OF SIGNOR TANNI</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">The</span> first Sunday I was in Rome I began my local
-career with a visit to the church of Santa Maria
-Maggiore, that faces the Via Cavour not far
-from the Continental Hotel where I was stopping, and
-afterwards San Prassede close beside it. After Canterbury,
-Amiens, Pisa and St. Peter’s, I confess churches
-needed to be of great distinction to interest me much; but
-this church, not so divinely harmonious, exteriorly speaking,
-left me breathless with its incrustations of marbles,
-bronzes, carvings, and gold and silver inlay. There is
-a kind of beauty, or charm, or at least physical excitation,
-in contemplating sheer gorgeousness which I cannot
-withstand, even when my sense of proportion and
-my reason are offended, and this church had that. Many
-of the churches in Rome have just this and nothing
-more. At least, what else they may have I am blind
-to. It did not help me any to learn as I did from Mrs.
-Barfleur, that it was very old, dating from 352 A. D.,
-and that the blessed Virgin herself had indicated just
-where this basilica in her honor was to be built by having
-a small, private fall of snow which covered or outlined
-the exact dimensions of which the church was to be. I
-was interested to learn that they had here five boards of
-the original manger at Bethlehem inclosed in an urn of
-silver and crystal which is exposed in the sacristy on
-Christmas Eve and placed over the high altar on Christmas
-Day, and that here were the tombs and chapels of
-Sixtus V and Paul V and Clement VIII of the Borghese
-family and, too, a chapel of the Sforza family. Nevertheless<span class="pagenum" id="Page_338">338</span>
-the hodge-podge of history, wealth, illusion and
-contention, to say nothing of religious and social discovery,
-which go to make up a church of this kind, is a
-little wearisome, not to say brain-achey, when contemplated
-en masse. These churches! Unless you are
-especially interested in a pope or a saint or a miracle or a
-picture or a monument or an artist—they are nothing
-save intricate jewel-boxes; nothing more.</p>
-
-<p>For the first five or six days thereafter I went about
-with a certain Signor Tanni who was delivering peripatetic
-lectures at the principal places of interest in Rome.
-This is a curious development of the modern city, for so
-numerous are the travelers and so great their interest in
-the history of Rome that they gladly pay the three to
-twelve lire each, which is charged by the various lecturers
-for their discussions and near-by trips. There
-was a Nashville, Tennessee, chicken-and-egg merchant
-who, with his wife, was staying at our hotel and who
-was making the matter of seeing Rome quite as much
-of a business as that of chickens and eggs in Tennessee.
-He was a man of medium height, dark, pale, neat,
-and possessed of that innate courtesy, reserve, large-minded
-fairness and lively appreciation—within set
-convictions—which is so characteristic of the native,
-reasonably successful American. We are such innocent,
-pure-minded Greeks—most of us Americans. In the
-face of such tawdry vulgarity and vileness as comprises
-the underworld café life of Paris, or before such a spectacle
-of accentuated craft, lust, brutality, and greed as
-that presented by the Borgias, a man such as my chicken-merchant
-friend, or any other American of his type, of
-whom there are millions, would find himself utterly
-nonplused. It would be so much beyond his ken, or
-intention, that I question whether he would see or understand<span class="pagenum" id="Page_339">339</span>
-it at all if it were taking place before his very
-eyes. There is something so childlike and pure about
-the attitude of many strong, able Americans that I marvel
-sometimes that they do as well as they do. Perhaps
-their very innocence is their salvation. I could not have
-told this chicken-merchant and his wife, for instance,
-anything of the subtleties of the underworld of Paris
-and Monte Carlo as I encountered them; and if I had
-he would not have believed me, he would have recoiled
-from it all as a burned child would recoil from fire. He
-was as simple and interesting and practical as a man
-could be, and yet so thoroughly efficient that at the age
-of forty-five he had laid by a competence and was off
-on a three years’ tour of the world.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Chicken Merchant was a large woman—very
-stout, very fair, very cautious of her thoughts and her
-conduct, thoroughly sympathetic and well-meaning. Before
-leaving her native town, she told me, she had
-inaugurated a small library, the funds for which she had
-helped collect. Occasionally she was buying engravings
-of famous historic buildings, such as the Colosseum and
-the Temple of Vesta, which would eventually grace the
-walls of the library. She and her husband felt that they
-were educating themselves; and that they would return
-better citizens, more useful to their country, for this exploration
-of the ancient world. They had been going
-each day, morning and afternoon, to some lecture or ancient
-ruin; and after I came they would seek me out of an
-evening and tell me what they had seen. I took great
-satisfaction in this, because I really liked them for their
-naïve point of view and their thoroughly kindly and
-whole-hearted interest in life. It flattered me to think
-that I was so acceptable to them and that we should get
-along so well together. Frequently they invited me to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_340">340</span>
-their table to dinner. On these occasions my friend
-would open a bottle of wine, concerning which he had
-learned something since he had come abroad.</p>
-
-<p>It was Mr. and Mrs. Chicken Merchant who gave me
-a full description of the different Roman lecturers, their
-respective merits, their prices, and what they had to show.
-They had already been to the Forum, the Palatine, the
-Colosseum and the House of Nero, St. Peter’s, the Castle
-of St. Angelo, the Appian Way, the Catacombs and
-the Villa Frascati. They were just going to the Villa
-d’Este and to Ostia, the old seaport at the mouth of the
-Tiber. They were at great pains to get me to join the
-companies of Signor Tanni who, they were convinced,
-was the best of them all. “He tells you something. He
-makes you see it just as it was. By George! when we
-were in the Colosseum you could just fairly see the
-lions marching out of those doors; and that House of
-Nero, as he tells about it, is one of the most wonderful
-things in the world.”</p>
-
-<p>I decided to join Signor Tanni’s classes at once, and
-persuaded Mrs. Barfleur and Mrs. Q. to accompany me at
-different times. I must say that in spite of the commonplaceness
-of the idea my mornings and afternoons
-with Signor Tanni and his company of sightseers proved
-as delightful as anything else that befell me in Rome.
-He was a most interesting person, born and brought up,
-as I learned, at Tivoli near the Villa d’Este, where his father
-controlled a small inn and livery stable. He was
-very stocky, very dark, very ruddy, and very active.
-Whenever we came to the appointed rendezvous where
-his lecture was to begin, he invariably arrived, swinging
-his coat-tails, glancing smartly around with his big black
-eyes, rubbing and striking his hands in a friendly manner,
-and giving every evidence of taking a keen interest
-in his work. He was always polite and courteous without<span class="pagenum" id="Page_341">341</span>
-being officious, and never for a moment either dull
-or ponderous. He knew his subject thoroughly of
-course; but what was much better, he had an eye for the
-dramatic and the spectacular. I shall never forget how
-in the center of the Forum Romanum he lifted the cap
-from the ancient manhole that opens into the Cloaca
-Maxima and allowed us to look in upon the walls of
-that great sewer that remains as it was built before the
-dawn of Roman history. Then he exclaimed dramatically:
-“The water that Cæsar and the emperors took
-their baths in no doubt flowed through here just as the
-water of Roman bath-tubs does to-day!”</p>
-
-<p>On the Palatine, when we were looking at the site
-of the Palace of Elagabalus, he told how that weird
-worthy had a certain well, paved at the bottom with
-beautiful mosaic, in order that he might leap down upon
-it and thus commit suicide, but how he afterwards
-changed his mind—which won a humorous smile from
-some of those present and from others a blank look of
-astonishment. In the House of Nero, in one of those
-dark underhill chambers, which was once out in the clear
-sunlight, but now, because of the lapse of time and the
-crumbling of other structures reared above it, is deep
-under ground, he told how once, according to an idle
-legend, Nero had invited some of his friends to dine
-and when they were well along in their feast, and somewhat
-intoxicated, no doubt, it began to rain rose leaves
-from the ceiling. Nothing but delighted cries of approval
-was heard for this artistic thought until the rose
-leaves became an inch thick on the floor and then two
-and three, and four and five inches thick, when the guests
-tried the doors. They were locked and sealed. Then
-the shower continued until the rose leaves were a foot
-deep, two feet deep, three feet deep, and the tables were
-covered. Later the guests had to climb on tables and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_342">342</span>
-chairs to save themselves from their rosy bath; but when
-they had climbed this high they could climb no higher,
-for the walls were smooth and the room was thirty feet
-deep. By the time the leaves were ten feet deep the guests
-were completely covered; but the shower continued until
-the smothering weight of them ended all life.—An ingenious
-but improbable story.</p>
-
-<p>No one of Signor Tanni’s wide-mouthed company
-seemed to question whether this was plausible or not;
-and one American standing next to me exclaimed,
-“Well, I’ll be switched!” My doubting mind set to
-work to figure out how I could have overcome this difficulty
-if I had been in the room; and in my mind I had
-all the associated guests busy tramping down rose leaves
-in order to make the quantity required as large as possible.
-My idea was that I could tire Nero out on this
-rose-leaf proposition. The picture of these noble Romans
-feverishly trampling down the fall of rose leaves
-cheered me greatly.</p>
-
-<p>After my first excursion with Signor Tanni I decided
-to take his whole course; and followed dutifully along
-behind him, listening to his interesting and good-natured
-disquisitions, during many delightful mornings
-and afternoons in the Forum, on the Palatine, in the Catacombs,
-on the Appian Way and in the Villas at Frascati
-and Tivoli! I shall never forget how clearly and succinctly
-the crude early beginnings and characteristics of
-Christianity came home to me as I walked in the Catacombs
-and saw the wretched little graves hidden away in
-order that they might not be desecrated, and the underground
-churches where converts might worship free from
-molestation and persecution.</p>
-
-<p>On the Palatine the fact that almost endless palaces
-were built one on top of the other, the old palace leveled
-by means of the sledge and the crowbar and the new one<span class="pagenum" id="Page_343">343</span>
-erected upon the smoothed-over space, is easily demonstrated.
-They find the remains of different ruins in
-different layers as they dig down, coming eventually to
-the early sanctuaries of the kings and the federated
-tribes. It is far more interesting to walk through these
-old ruins and underground chambers accompanied by
-some one who loves them, and who is interested in them,
-and who by fees to the state servitors has smoothed the
-way, so that the ancient forgotten chambers are properly
-lighted for you, than it is to go alone. And to have a
-friendly human voice expatiating on the probable arrangement
-of the ancient culinary department and how
-it was all furnished, is worth while. I know that the
-wonder and interest of the series of immense, dark rooms
-which were once the palace of Nero, and formerly were
-exposed to the light of day, before the dust and incrustation
-of centuries had been heaped upon them, but which
-now underlie a hill covered by trees and grass, came
-upon me with great force because of these human explanations;
-and the room in which, in loneliness and
-darkness for centuries stood the magnificent group of
-Laocoon and the porphyry vase now in the Vatican, until
-some adventuring students happened to put a foot
-through a hole, thrilled me as though I had come upon
-them myself. Until one goes in this way day by day
-to the site of the Circus Maximus, the Baths of Caracalla,
-the ruins of Hadrian’s Villa, the Castle of St. Angelo,
-the Forum, the Palatine and the Colosseum, one can
-have no true conception of that ancient world. When
-you realize, by standing on the ground and contemplating
-these ancient ruins and their present fragments, that the
-rumored immensity of them in their heyday and youth
-is really true, you undergo an ecstasy of wonder; or if
-you are of a morbid turn you indulge in sad speculations
-as to the drift of life. I cannot tell you how the mosaics<span class="pagenum" id="Page_344">344</span>
-from the palace of Germanicus on the Palatine affected
-me, or how strange I felt when the intricacies of the
-houses of Caligula and Tiberius were made clear. To
-walk through the narrow halls which they trod, to know
-truly that they ruled in terror and with the force of murder,
-that Caligula waylaid and assaulted and killed, for his
-personal entertainment, in these narrow alleys which
-were then the only streets, and where torches borne by
-hand furnished the only light, is something. A vision
-of the hugeness and audacity of Hadrian’s villa which
-now stretches apparently, one would say, for miles, the
-vast majority of its rooms still unexcavated and containing
-what treasures Heaven only knows, is one of the
-strangest of human experiences. I marveled at this vast
-series of rooms, envying the power, the subtlety and the
-genius which could command it. Truly it is unbelievable—one
-of those things which stagger the imagination.
-One can hardly conceive how even an emperor of Rome
-would build so beautifully and so vastly. Rome is so
-vast in its suggestion that it is really useless to apostrophize.
-That vast empire that stretched from India to the
-Arctic was surely fittingly represented here; and while we
-may rival the force and subtlety and genius and imagination
-of these men in our day, we will not truly outstrip
-them. Mind was theirs—vast, ardent imagination; and
-if they achieved crudely it was because the world was
-still young and the implements and materials of life
-were less understood. They were the great ones—the
-Romans. We must still learn from them.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_345" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_345">345</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXXIV">CHAPTER XXXIV<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">AN AUDIENCE AT THE VATICAN</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">The</span> remainder of my days in Rome were only
-three or four. I had seen much of it that has
-been in no way indicated here. True to my
-promise I had looked up at his hotel my traveling acquaintance,
-the able and distinguished Mr. H., and had
-walked about some of the older sections of the city hearing
-him translate Greek and Latin inscriptions of ancient
-date with the ease with which I put my ordinary thought
-into English. Together we visited the Farnese Palace, the
-Mamertine Prison, the Temple of Vesta, Santa Maria
-in Cosmedin and other churches too numerous and too
-pointless to mention. It was interesting to me to note
-the facility of his learning and the depth of his
-philosophy. In spite of the fact that life, in the light
-of his truly immense knowledge of history and his examination
-of human motives, seemed a hodge-podge of
-contrarieties and of ethical contradictions, nevertheless
-he believed that through all the false witness and pretense
-and subtlety of the ages, through the dominating
-and apparently guiding impulses of lust and appetite and
-vanity, seemingly untrammeled by mercy, tenderness or
-any human consideration, there still runs a constructive,
-amplifying, art-enlarging, life-developing tendency
-which is comforting, dignifying, and purifying, making
-for larger and happier days for each and all. It did not
-matter to him that the spectacle as we read it historically
-is always one of the strong dominating the weak, of
-the strong battling with the strong, of greed, hypocrisy
-and lying. Even so, the world was moving on—to what<span class="pagenum" id="Page_346">346</span>
-he could not say,—we were coming into an ethical understanding
-of things. The mass was becoming more intelligent
-and better treated. Opportunity, of all sorts,
-was being more widely diffused, even if grudgingly so.
-We would never again have a Nero or a Caligula he
-thought—not on this planet. He called my attention
-to that very interesting agreement between leading families
-of the Achæan League in lower Greece in which it
-was stipulated that the “ruling class should be honored
-like gods” and that the subject class should be “held in
-subservience like beasts.” He wanted to know if even a
-suspicion of such an attitude to-day would not cause
-turmoil. I tried out his philosophy by denying it, but he
-was firm. Life was better to him, not merely different
-as some might take it to be.</p>
-
-<p>I gave a dinner at my hotel one evening in order to pay
-my respects to those who had been so courteous to me and
-put it in charge of Mrs. Barfleur, who was desirous of
-nothing better. She was fond of managing. Mrs. Q.
-sat at my left and Mrs. H. at my right and we made a
-gay hour out of history, philosophy, Rome, current character
-and travel. The literary executor of Oscar Wilde
-was present, Mr. Oscar Browning, and my Greek traveler
-and merchant, Mr. Bouris. An American publisher and
-his wife, then in Rome, had come, and we were as gay
-as philosophers and historians and antiquaries can be.
-Mr. H. drew a laugh by announcing that he never read a
-book under 1500 years of age any more, and the literary
-executor of Oscar Wilde told a story of the latter to the
-effect that the more he contemplated his own achievements,
-the more he came to admire himself, and the less
-use he had for other people’s writings. One of the
-most delightful stories I have heard in years was told
-by H. who stated that an Italian thief, being accused
-of stealing three rings from the hands of a statue of the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_347">347</span>
-Virgin that was constantly working miracles, had declared
-that, as he was kneeling before her in solemn
-prayer, the Virgin had suddenly removed the rings from
-her finger and handed them to him. But the priests who
-were accusing him (servitors of the Church) and the
-judge who was trying him, all firm believers, would not
-accept this latest development of the miraculous tendencies
-of the image and he was sent to jail. Alas! that
-true wit should be so poorly rewarded.</p>
-
-<p>One of the last things I did in Rome was to see the
-Pope. When I came there, Lent was approaching, and
-I was told that at this time the matter was rather difficult.
-None of my friends seemed to have the necessary influence,
-and I had about decided to give it up, when one
-day I met the English representative of several London
-dailies who told me that sometimes, under favorable conditions,
-he introduced his friends, but that recently he had
-overworked his privilege and could not be sure. On the
-Friday before leaving, however, I had a telephone message
-from his wife, saying that she was taking her
-cousin and would I come. I raced into my evening
-clothes though it was early morning and was off to her
-apartment in the Via Angelo Brunetti, from which we
-were to start.</p>
-
-<p>Presentation to the Pope is one of those dull formalities
-made interesting by the enthusiasm of the faithful
-and the curiosity of the influential who are frequently
-non-catholic, but magnetized by the amazing history of
-the Papacy and the scope and influence of the Church.
-All the while that I was in Rome I could not help feeling
-the power and scope of this organization—much as I
-condemn its intellectual stagnation and pharisaism.
-Personally I was raised in the Catholic Church, but outgrew
-it at an early age. My father died a rapt believer
-in it and I often smile when I think how impossible it<span class="pagenum" id="Page_348">348</span>
-would have been to force upon him the true history of
-the Papacy and the Catholic hierarchy. His subjugation
-to priestly influence was truly a case of the blind leading
-the blind. To him the Pope was truly infallible. There
-could be no wrong in any Catholic priest, and so on and
-so forth. The lives of Alexander VI and Boniface VIII
-would have taught him nothing.</p>
-
-<p>In a way, blind adherence to principles is justifiable,
-for we have not as yet solved the riddle of the universe
-and one may well agree with St. Augustine that the vileness
-of the human agent does not invalidate the curative
-or corrective power of a great principle. An evil doctor
-cannot destroy the value of medicine; a corrupt lawyer
-or judge cannot invalidate pure law. Pure religion and
-undefiled continues, whether there are evil priests or no,
-and the rise and fall of the Roman Catholic hierarchy
-has nothing to do with what is true in the teachings of
-Christ.</p>
-
-<p>It was interesting to me as I walked about Rome to
-see the indications or suggestions of the wide-spread
-influence of the Catholic Church—priests from England,
-Ireland, Spain, Egypt and monks from Palestine, the
-Philippines, Arabia, and Africa. I was standing in the
-fair in the Campo dei Fiori, where every morning
-a vegetable-market is held and every Wednesday a fair
-where antiquities and curiosities of various lands are
-for sale, when an English priest, seeing my difficulties
-in connection with a piece of jewelry, offered to translate
-for me and a little later a French priest inquired in
-French whether I spoke his language. In the Colosseum
-I fell in with a German priest from Baldwinsville, Kentucky,
-who invited me to come and see a certain group of
-Catacombs on a morning when he intended to say mass
-there, which interested me but I was prevented by another
-engagement; and at the Continental there were<span class="pagenum" id="Page_349">349</span>
-stopping two priests from Buenos Ayres; and so it went.
-The car lines which led down the Via Nazionale to St.
-Peter’s and the Vatican was always heavily patronized
-by priests, monks, and nuns; and I never went anywhere
-that I did not encounter groups of student-priests
-coming to and from their studies.</p>
-
-<p>This morning that we drove to the papal palace at
-eleven was as usual bright and warm. My English correspondent
-and his wife, both extremely intelligent, had
-been telling of the steady changes in Rome, its rapid
-modernization, the influence of the then Jewish mayor
-in its civic improvement and the waning influence of
-the Catholics in the matter of local affairs. “All Rome
-is probably Catholic,” he said, “or nearly so; but it
-isn’t the kind of Catholicism that cares for papal influence
-in political affairs. Why, here not long ago, in
-a public speech the mayor charged that the papacy was
-the cause of Rome’s being delayed at least a hundred
-years in its progress and there was lots of applause.
-The national parliament which meets here is full of
-Catholics but it is not interested in papal influence. It’s
-all the other way about. They seem to be willing to
-let the Pope have his say in spiritual matters but he can’t
-leave the Vatican and priests can’t mix in political affairs
-very much.”</p>
-
-<p>I thought, what a change from the days of Gregory
-VII and even the popes of the eighteenth century!</p>
-
-<p>The rooms of the Vatican devoted to the Pope—at
-least those to which the public is admitted at times
-of audience seemed to me merely large and gaudy without
-being impressive. One of the greatest follies of
-architecture, it seems to me, is the persistent thought that
-mere size without great beauty of form has any charm
-whatever. The Houses of Parliament in England are
-large but they are also shapely. As much might be said<span class="pagenum" id="Page_350">350</span>
-for the Palais Royal in Paris though not for the Louvre
-and almost not for Versailles. The Vatican is another
-great splurge of nothing—mere size without a vestige of
-charm as to detail.</p>
-
-<p>All I remember of my visit was that arriving at the
-palace entrance we were permitted by papal guards to
-ascend immense flights of steps, that we went through
-one large red room after another where great chandeliers
-swung from the center and occasional decorations or
-over-elaborate objects of art appeared on tables or pedestals.
-There were crowds of people in each room, all in
-evening dress, the ladies with black lace shawls over
-their heads, the men in conventional evening clothes.
-Over-elaborately uniformed guards stood about, and prelates
-of various degrees of influence moved to and fro.
-We took our station in a room adjoining the Pope’s
-private chambers where we waited patiently while various
-personages of influence and importance were privately
-presented.</p>
-
-<p>It was dreary business waiting. Loud talking was
-not to be thought of, and the whispering on all sides as
-the company increased was oppressive. There was a
-group of ladies from Venice who were obviously friends
-of the Holy Father’s family. There were two brown
-monks, barefooted and with long gray beards, patriarchal
-types, who stationed themselves by one wall near the
-door. There were three nuns and a mother superior
-from somewhere who looked as if they were lost in
-prayer. This was a great occasion to them. Next to
-me was a very official person in a uniform of some kind
-who constantly adjusted his neck-band and smoothed his
-gloved hands. Some American ladies, quite severe and
-anti-papistical if I am not mistaken, looked as if they
-were determined not to believe anything they saw, and
-two Italian women of charming manners had in tow an<span class="pagenum" id="Page_351">351</span>
-obstreperous small boy of say five or six years of age in
-lovely black velvet, who was determined to be as bad
-and noisy as he could. He beat his feet and asked questions
-in a loud whisper and decided that he wished to
-change his place of abode every three seconds; all of
-which was accompanied by many “sh-sh-es” from his
-elders and whisperings in his ear, severe frowns from
-the American ladies and general indications of disapproval,
-with here and there a sardonic smile of amusement.</p>
-
-<p>Every now and then a thrill of expectation would
-go over the company. The Pope was coming! Papal
-guards and prelates would pass through the room with
-speedy movements and it looked as though we would
-shortly be in the presence of the vicar of Christ. I was
-told that it was necessary to rest on one knee at least,
-which I did, waiting patiently the while I surveyed the
-curious company. The two brown monks were appropriately
-solemn, their heads bent. The sisters were praying.
-The Italian ladies were soothing their restive charge.
-I told my correspondent-friend of the suicide of a certain
-journalist, whom he and his wife knew, on the day
-that I left New York—a very talented but adventurous
-man; and he exclaimed: “My God! don’t tell that to
-my wife. She’ll feel it terribly.” We waited still longer
-and finally in sheer weariness began jesting foolishly;
-I said that it must be that the Pope and Merry del Val,
-the Pope’s secretary, were inside playing jackstones with
-the papal jewels. This drew a convulsive laugh from my
-newspaper friend—I will call him W.—who began to
-choke behind his handkerchief. Mrs. W. whispered to
-me that if we did not behave we would be put out and I
-pictured myself and W. being unceremoniously hustled
-out by the forceful guards, which produced more laughter.
-The official beside me, who probably did not speak English,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_352">352</span>
-frowned solemnly. This produced a lull, and we
-waited a little while longer in silence. Finally the sixth
-or seventh thrill of expectation produced the Holy Father,
-the guards and several prelates making a sort of aisle
-of honor before the door. All whispering ceased. There
-was a rustle of garments as each one settled into a final
-sanctimonious attitude. He came in, a very tired-looking
-old man in white wool cassock and white skull cap, a
-great necklace of white beads about his neck and red
-shoes on his feet. He was stout, close knit, with small
-shrewd eyes, a low forehead, a high crown, a small,
-shapely chin. He had soft, slightly wrinkled hands, the
-left one graced by the papal ring. As he came in he
-uttered something in Italian and then starting on the far
-side opposite the door he had entered came about to
-each one, proffering the hand which some merely kissed
-and some seized on and cried over, as if it were the solution
-of a great woe or the realization of a too great
-happiness. The mother superior did this and one of the
-Italian ladies from Venice. The brown monks laid their
-foreheads on it and the official next to me touched it as
-though it were an object of great value.</p>
-
-<p>I was interested to see how the Supreme Pontiff—the
-Pontifex Maximus of all the monuments—viewed
-all this. He looked benignly but rather wearily down
-on each one, though occasionally he turned his head
-away, or, slightly interested, said something. To the
-woman whose tears fell on his hands he said nothing.
-With one of the women from Venice he exchanged a
-few words. Now and then he murmured something.
-I could not tell whether he was interested but very tired,
-or whether he was slightly bored. Beyond him lay room
-after room crowded with pilgrims in which this performance
-had to be repeated. Acquainted with my
-newspaper correspondent he gave no sign. At me he<span class="pagenum" id="Page_353">353</span>
-scarcely looked at all, realizing no doubt my critical unworthiness.
-At the prim, severe American woman he
-looked quizzically. Then he stood in the center of the
-room and having uttered a long, soft prayer, which my
-friend W. informed me was very beautiful, departed.
-The crowd arose. We had to wait until all the other
-chambers were visited by him and until he returned
-guarded on all sides by his soldiers and disappeared.
-There was much conversation, approval, and smiling satisfaction.
-I saw him once more, passing quickly between
-two long lines of inquisitive, reverential people, his head
-up, his glance straight ahead and then he was gone.</p>
-
-<p>We made our way out and somehow I was very glad
-I had come. I had thought all along that it really did
-not make any difference whether I saw him or not and
-that I did not care, but after seeing the attitude of the
-pilgrims and his own peculiar mood I thought it worth
-while. Pontifex Maximus! The Vicar of Christ!
-What a long way from the Catacomb-worshiping Christians
-who had no Pope at all, who gathered together “to
-sing responsively a hymn to Christ as to a God” and who
-bound themselves by a sacramental oath to commit no
-thefts, nor robberies, nor adulteries, nor break their
-word, nor deny a deposit when called upon, and who for
-nearly three hundred years had neither priest nor altar,
-nor bishop nor Pope, but just the rumored gospels of
-Christ.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_354" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_354">354</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXXV">CHAPTER XXXV<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">THE CITY OF ST. FRANCIS</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">The</span> Italian hill-cities are such a strange novelty to
-the American of the Middle West—used only
-to the flat reaches of the prairie, and the city or
-town gathered primarily about the railway-station. One
-sees a whole series of them ranged along the eastern
-ridge of the Apennines as one travels northward from
-Rome. All the way up this valley I had been noting examples
-on either hand but when I got off the train at
-Assisi I saw what appeared to be a great fortress on a distant
-hill—the sheer walls of the church and monastery of
-St. Francis. It all came back to me, the fact that St.
-Francis had been born here of a well-to-do father,
-that he had led a gay life in his youth, had had his “vision”—his
-change of heart—which caused him to embrace
-poverty, the care of the poor and needy and to follow
-precisely that idealistic dictum which says: “Lay
-not up for yourselves treasures upon earth,... but lay
-up for yourselves treasures in heaven,... for where
-your treasure is there will your heart be also.” I had
-found in one of the little books I had with me,
-“Umbrian Towns,” a copy of the prayer that he devised
-for his Order which reads:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>Poverty was in the crib and like a faithful squire she kept
-herself armed in the great combat Thou didst wage for our redemption.
-During Thy passion she alone did not forsake Thee.
-Mary, Thy Mother, stopped at the foot of the cross, but poverty
-mounted it with Thee and clasped Thee in her embrace unto
-the end; and when Thou wast dying of thirst as a watchful
-spouse she prepared for Thee the gall. Thou didst expire in
-the ardor of her embraces, nor did she leave Thee when dead,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_355">355</span>
-O Lord Jesus, for she allowed not Thy body to rest elsewhere
-than in a borrowed grave. O poorest Jesus, the grace I beg
-of Thee is to bestow on me the treasure of the highest poverty.
-Grant that the distinctive mark of our Order may be never to
-possess anything as its own under the sun for the glory of Thy
-name and to have no other patrimony than begging.</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>I wonder if there is any one who can read this without
-a thrill of response. This world sets such store by wealth
-and comfort. We all batten on luxury so far as our
-means will permit,—many of us wallow in it; and the
-thought of a man who could write such a prayer as that,
-and live it, made my hair tingle to the roots. I can understand
-Pope Innocent III’s saying that the rule offered
-by St. Francis and his disciples to ordinary mortals was
-too severe, but I can also conceive the poetic enthusiasm
-of a St. Francis. I found myself on the instant in the
-deepest accord with him, understanding how it was that
-he wanted his followers not to wear a habit, and to work
-in the fields as day-laborers, begging only when they could
-not earn their way. The fact that he and his disciples
-had lived in reed huts on the site of Santa Maria degli
-Angeli, the great church which stands in the valley near
-the station, far down from the town, and had practised
-the utmost austerity, came upon me as a bit of imaginative
-poetry of the highest sort. Before the rumbling
-bus arrived, which conveyed me and several others to the
-little hotel, I was thrilling with enthusiasm for this religious
-fact, and anything that concerned him interested
-me.</p>
-
-<p>In some ways Assisi was a disappointment because I
-expected something more than bare picturesqueness; it is
-very old and I fancy, as modern Italy goes, very poor.
-The walls of the houses are for the most part built of dull
-gray stone. The streets climbed up hill and down dale,
-hard, winding, narrow, stony affairs, lined right to the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_356">356</span>
-roadway by these bare, inhospitable-looking houses. No
-yards, no gardens—at least none visible from the streets,
-but, between walls, and down street stairways, and between
-odd angles of buildings the loveliest vistas of the
-valley below, where were spread great orchards of olive
-trees, occasional small groups of houses, distant churches
-and the mountains on the other side of the valley. Quite
-suited to the self-abnegating spirit of St. Francis, I
-thought,—and I wondered if the town had changed
-greatly since his day—1182!</p>
-
-<p>As I came up in the bus, looking after my very un-St.
-Francis-like luggage, and my precious fur overcoat, I encountered
-a pale, ascetic-looking French priest,—“L’Abbé
-Guillmant, Vicar General, Arras (Pas-de-Calais),
-France;” he wrote out his address for me,—who, looking
-at me over his French Baedeker every now and then,
-finally asked in his own tongue, “Do you Speak French?”
-I shook my head deprecatingly and smiled regretfully.
-“Italiano?” Again I had to shake my head. “C’est
-triste!” he said, and went on reading. He was clad in a
-black cassock that reached to his feet, the buttons ranging
-nicely down his chest, and carried only a small portmanteau
-and an umbrella. We reached the hotel and I
-found that he was stopping there. Once on the way up
-he waved his hand out of the window and said something.
-I think he was indicating that we could see Perugia
-further up the valley. In the dining-room where
-I found him after being assigned to my room he offered
-me his bill-of-fare and indicated that a certain Italian
-dish was the best.</p>
-
-<p>This hotel to which we had come was a bare little affair.
-It was new enough—one of Cook’s offerings,—to
-which all the tourists traveling under the direction of
-that agency are sent. The walls were quite white and
-clean. The ceilings of the rooms were high, over high<span class="pagenum" id="Page_357">357</span>
-latticed windows and doors. My room, I found, gave
-upon a balcony which commanded the wonderful sweep
-of plain below.</p>
-
-<p>The dining-room contained six or seven other travelers
-bound either southward towards Rome or northward towards
-Perugia and Florence. It was a rather hazy day,
-not cold and not warm, but cheerless. I can still hear
-the clink of the knives and forks as the few guests ate in
-silence or conversed in low tones. Travelers in this world
-seem almost innately fearsome of each other, particularly
-when they are few in number and meet in some such out-of-the-way
-place as this. My Catholic Abbé was longing
-to be sociable with me, I could feel it; but this lack
-of a common tongue prevented him, or seemed to. As I
-was leaving I asked the proprietor to say to him that I
-was sorry that I did not speak French, that if I did I
-would be glad to accompany him; and he immediately
-reported that the Abbé said, Would I not come along,
-anyhow? “He haav ask,” said the proprietor, a small,
-stout, dark man, “weel you not come halong hanyhow?”</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly,” I replied. And so the Abbé Guillmant
-and I, apparently not understanding a word of each
-other’s language, started out sightseeing together—I
-had almost said arm-in-arm.</p>
-
-<p>I soon learned that while my French priest did not
-speak English, he read it after a fashion, and if he took
-plenty of time he could form an occasional sentence. It
-took time, however. He began,—in no vivid or enthusiastic
-fashion, to be sure,—to indicate what the different
-things were as we went along.</p>
-
-<p>Now the sights of Assisi are not many. If you are in
-a hurry and do not fall in love with the quaint and picturesque
-character of it and its wonderful views you can
-do them all in a day,—an afternoon if you skimp. There
-is the church of St. Francis with its associated monastery<span class="pagenum" id="Page_358">358</span>
-(what an anachronism a monastery seems in connection
-with St. Francis, who thought only of huts of
-branches, or holes in the rocks!) with its sepulcher of the
-saint in the lower church, and the frescoed scenes from
-St. Francis’s life by Giotto in the upper; the church of
-St. Clare (Santa Chiara) with its tomb and the body of
-that enthusiastic imitator of St. Francis; the Duomo, or
-cathedral, begun in 1134—a rather poor specimen of a
-cathedral after some others—and the church of St.
-Damiano, which was given—the chapel of it—to St.
-Francis by the Benedictine monks of Monte Subasio soon
-after he had begun his work of preaching the penitential
-life. There is also the hermitage of the Carceri, where,
-in small holes in the rocks the early Franciscans led a self-depriving
-life, and the new church raised on the site of
-the house belonging to Pietro Bernardone, the father of
-St. Francis, who was in the cloth business.</p>
-
-<p>I cannot say that I followed with any too much enthusiasm
-the involved architectural, historical, artistic,
-and religious details of these churches and chapels. St.
-Francis, wonderful “jongleur of God” that he was, was
-not interested in churches and chapels so much as he was
-in the self-immolating life of Christ. He did not want
-his followers to have monasteries in the first place.
-“Carry neither gold nor silver nor money in your girdles,
-nor bag, nor two coats, nor sandals, nor staff, for the
-workman is worthy of his hire.” I liked the church of
-St. Francis, however, for in spite of the fact that it is
-gray and bare as befits a Franciscan edifice, it is a double
-church—one below the other, and seemingly running
-at right angles; and they are both large Gothic churches,
-each complete with sacristy, choir nave, transepts and the
-like. The cloister is lovely, in the best Italian manner,
-and through the interstices of the walls wonderful views
-of the valley below may be secured. The lower church,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_359">359</span>
-gray and varied in its interior, is rich in frescoes by
-Cimabue and others dealing with the sacred vows of the
-Franciscans, the upper (the nave) decorated with frescoes
-by Giotto, illustrating the life of St. Francis. The
-latter interested me immensely because I knew by now
-that these were almost the beginning of Italian and Umbrian
-religious art and because Giotto, from the evidences
-his work affords, must have been such a naïve and pleasant
-old soul. I fairly laughed aloud as I stalked about
-this great nave of the upper church—the Abbé was still
-below—at some of the good old Italian’s attempts at
-characterization and composition. It is no easy thing, if
-you are the founder of a whole line of great artists,
-called upon to teach them something entirely new in the
-way of life-expression, to get all the wonderful things
-you see and feel into a certain picture or series of pictures,
-but Giotto tried it and he succeeded very well, too. The
-decorations are not great, but they are quaint and lovely,
-even if you have to admit at times that an apprentice of
-to-day could draw and compose better. He couldn’t “intend”
-better, however, nor convey more human tenderness and
-feeling in gay, light coloring,—and therein lies
-the whole secret!</p>
-
-<p>There are some twenty-eight of these frescoes ranged
-along the lower walls on either side—St. Francis stepping
-on the cloak of the poor man who, recognizing him
-as a saint, spread it down before him; St. Francis giving
-his cloak to the poor nobleman; St. Francis seeing the
-vision of the palace which was to be reared for him and
-his followers; St. Francis in the car of fire; St. Francis
-driving the devils away from Arezzo; St. Francis before
-the Sultan; St. Francis preaching to the birds; and so on.
-It was very charming. I could not help thinking what a
-severe blow has been given to religious legend since those
-days however; nowadays, except in the minds of the ignorant,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_360">360</span>
-saints and devils and angels and stigmata and holy
-visions have all but disappeared. The grand phantasmagoria
-of religious notions as they relate to the life of
-Christ have all but vanished, for the time being anyhow,
-even in the brains of the masses, and we are having an
-invasion of rationalism or something approximating it,
-even at the bottom. The laissez-faire opportunism which
-has characterized the men at the top in all ages is seeping
-down to the bottom. Via the newspaper and the magazine,
-even in Italy—in Assisi—something of astronomy,
-botany, politics and mechanics, scientifically demonstrated,
-is creeping in. The inflow seems very meager as yet, a
-mere trickle, but it has begun. Even in Assisi I saw
-newspapers and a weekly in a local barber-shop. The
-natives—the aged ones—very thin, shabby and pale,
-run into the churches at all hours of the day to prostrate
-themselves before helpless saints; but nevertheless the
-newspapers are in the barber-shops. Old Cosimo Medici’s
-truism that governments are not managed by paternosters
-is slowly seeping down. We have scores of men
-in the world to-day as able as old Cosimo Medici and as
-ruthless. We will have hundreds and thousands after
-a while, only they will be much more circumspect in their
-ruthlessness and they will work hard for the State. Perhaps
-there won’t be so much useless praying before useless
-images when that time comes. The thought of divinity
-<em>in the individual</em> needs to be more fully developed.</p>
-
-<p>While I was wandering thus and ruminating I was interested
-at the same time in the faithful enthusiasm my
-Abbé was manifesting in the details of the art of this
-great church. He followed me about for a time in my
-idle wanderings as I studied the architectural details of
-this one of the earliest of Gothic churches and then he
-went away by himself, returning every so often to find
-in my guide-book certain passages which he wanted me to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_361">361</span>
-read, pointing to certain frescoes and exclaiming, “Giotto!”
-“Cimabue!” “Andrea da Bologna!” Finally he
-said in plain English, but very slowly: “Did—you—ever—read—a—life—of
-St. Francis?”</p>
-
-<p>I must confess that my knowledge of the intricacies of
-Italian art, aside from the lines of its general development,
-is slim. Alas, dabbling in Italian art, and in art
-in general, is like trifling with some soothing drug—the
-more you know the more you want to know.</p>
-
-<p>We continued our way and finally we found a Franciscan
-monk who spoke both English and French—a peculiar-looking
-man, tall, and athletic, who appeared to be
-very widely experienced in the world, indeed. He explained
-more of the frescoes, the history of the church,
-the present state of the Franciscans here, and so on.</p>
-
-<p>The other places Franciscan, as I have said, did not
-interest me so much, though I accompanied my friend,
-the Abbé, wherever he was impelled to go. He inquired
-about New York, looking up and waving his hand upward
-as indicating great height, great buildings, and I knew he
-was thinking of our skyscrapers. “American bar!” he
-said, twittering to himself like a bird, “American stim-eat
-[steam heat]; American ’otel.”</p>
-
-<p>I had to smile.</p>
-
-<p>Side by side we proceeded through the church of St.
-Clare, the Duomo, the new church raised on the site of
-the house that belonged to Pietro Bernardone, the father
-of the saint; and finally to the Church of San Damiano,
-where after St. Francis had seen the vision of the new
-life, he went to pray. After it was given him by the
-Benedictines he set about the work of repairing it and
-when once it was in charge of the poor Clares, after resigning
-the command of his order, he returned thither to
-rest and compose the “Canticle of the Law.” I never
-knew until I came to Assisi what a business this thing of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_362">362</span>
-religion is in Italy—how valuable the shrines and
-churches of an earlier day are to its communities. Thousands
-of travelers must pass this way each year. They
-support the only good hotels. Travelers from all nations
-come, English, French, German, American, Russian, and
-Japanese. The attendants at the shrines reap a small livelihood
-from the tips of visitors and they are always there,
-lively and almost obstreperous in their attentions. The
-oldest and most faded of all the guides and attendants
-throng about the churches and shrines of Assisi, so old
-and faded that they seemed almost epics of poverty. My
-good priest was for praying before every shrine. He
-would get down on his knees and cross himself, praying
-four or five minutes while I stood irreligiously in the
-background, looking at him and wondering how long he
-would be. He prayed before the tomb of St. Francis
-in the Franciscan church; before the body of St. Clare
-(clothed in a black habit and shown behind a glass case),
-in the church of St. Clare; before the altar in the chapel
-of Saint Damiano, where St. Francis had first prayed; and
-so on. Finally when we were all through, and it was getting
-late evening, he wanted to go down into the valley,
-near the railroad station, to the church of Santa Maria
-degli Angeli, where the cell in which St. Francis died, is
-located. He thought I might want to leave him now, but
-I refused. We started out, inquiring our way of the
-monks at Saint Damiano and found that we had to go
-back through the town. One of the monks, a fat, bare-footed
-man, signaled me to put on my hat, which I was
-carrying because I wanted to enjoy the freshness of the
-evening wind. It had cleared off now, the sun had come
-out and we were enjoying one of those lovely Italian
-spring evenings which bring a sense of childhood to the
-heart. The good monk thought I was holding my hat
-out of reverence to his calling. I put it on.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_363">363</span></p>
-
-<p>We went back through the town and then I realized
-how lovely the life of a small Italian town is, in
-spring. Assisi has about five thousand population. It
-was cool and pleasant. Many doorways were now open,
-showing evening fires within the shadows of the rooms.
-Some children were in the roadways. Carts and wains
-were already clattering up from the fields below and
-church-bells—the sweetest echoes from churches here
-and there in the valley and from those here in Assisi—exchanged
-melodies. We walked fast because it was late
-and when we reached the station it was already dusk.
-The moon had risen, however, and lighted up this great
-edifice, standing among a ruck of tiny homes. A number
-of Italian men and women were grouped around a pump
-outside—those same dark, ear-ringed Italians with whom
-we are now so familiar in America. The church was
-locked, but my Abbé went about to the cloister gate which
-stood at one side of the main entrance, and rang a bell.
-A brown-cowled monk appeared and they exchanged a
-few words. Finally with many smiles we were admitted
-into a moonlit garden, where cypress trees and box and
-ilex showed their lovely forms, and through a long court
-that had an odor of malt, as if beer were brewed here, and
-so finally by a circuitous route into the main body of the
-church and the chapel containing the cell of St. Francis.
-It was so dark by now that only the heaviest objects appeared
-distinctly, the moonlight falling faintly through
-several of the windows. The voices of the monks
-sounded strange and sonorous, even though they talked
-in low tones. We walked about looking at the great altars,
-the windows, and the high, flat ceiling. We went
-into the chapel, lined on either side by wooden benches, occupied
-by kneeling monks, and lighted by one low, swinging
-lamp which hung before the cell in which St. Francis
-died. There was much whispering of prayers here<span class="pagenum" id="Page_364">364</span>
-and the good Abbé was on his knees in a moment praying
-solemnly.</p>
-
-<p>St. Francis certainly never contemplated that his beggarly
-cell would ever be surrounded by the rich marbles
-and bronze work against which his life was a protest. He
-never imagined, I am sure, that in spite of his prayer for
-poverty, his Order would become rich and influential and
-that this, the site of his abstinence, would be occupied by
-one of the most ornate churches in Italy. It is curious
-how barnacle-wise the spirit of materiality invariably encrusts
-the ideal! Christ died on the cross for the privilege
-of worshiping God “in spirit and in truth” after he
-had preached the sermon on the mount,—and then you
-have the gold-incrusted, power-seeking, wealth-loving
-Papacy, with women and villas and wars of aggrandizement
-and bastardy among the principal concomitants.
-And following Francis, imitating the self-immolation of
-the Nazarene, you have another great Order whose
-churches and convents in Italy are among the richest and
-most beautiful. And everywhere you find that lust for
-riches and show and gormandizing and a love of seeming
-what they are not, so that they may satisfy a faint
-scratching of the spirit which is so thickly coated over
-that it is almost extinguished.</p>
-
-<p>Or it may be that the ideal is always such an excellent
-device wherewith to trap the unwary and the unsophisticated.
-“Feed them with a fine-seeming and then put a
-tax on their humble credulity” seems to be the logic of
-materialism in regard to the mass. Anything to obtain
-power and authority! Anything to rule! And so you
-have an Alexander VI, Vicar of Christ, poisoning cardinals
-and seizing on estates that did not belong to him:
-leading a life of almost insane luxury; and a Medicean
-pope interested in worldly fine art and the development of
-a pagan ideal.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_365" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_365">365</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXXVI">CHAPTER XXXVI<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">PERUGIA</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">We</span> returned at between seven and eight that
-night. After a bath I sat out on the large
-balcony, or veranda, commanding the valley,
-and enjoyed the moonlight. The burnished surface of
-the olive trees, and brown fields already being plowed with
-white oxen and wooden shares, gave back a soft glow that
-was somehow like the patina on bronze. There was a
-faint odor of flowers in the wind and here and there lights
-gleaming. From some street in the town I heard singing
-and the sound of a mandolin. I slept soundly.</p>
-
-<p>At breakfast,—coffee, honey, rolls and butter,—my
-Abbé gave me his card. He was going to Florence. He
-asked the hotel man to say to me that he had had a
-charming time and would I not come to France and visit
-him? “When I learn to speak French,” I replied,
-smiling at him. He smiled and nodded. We shook
-hands and parted.</p>
-
-<p>After breakfast I called a little open carriage such as
-they use in Paris and Monte Carlo and was off for Spello;
-and he took an early omnibus and caught his train.</p>
-
-<p>On this trip which Barfleur had recommended as offering
-a splendid view of cypresses I was not disappointed:
-about some villa there was an imposing architectural arrangement
-of them and an old Roman amphitheater
-nearby—the ruins of it—bespoke the prosperous Roman
-life which had long since disappeared. Spello, like Assisi,
-and beyond it Perugia, (all these towns in this central
-valley in fact) was set on top of a high ridge, and on some
-peak of it at that. As seen from the valley below it was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_366">366</span>
-most impressive. Close at hand, in its narrow winding
-streets it was simply strange, outre, almost bizarre, and
-yet a lovely little place after its kind. Like Assisi it was
-very poor—only more so. A little shrine to some old
-Greek divinity was preserved here and at the very top
-of all, on the extreme upper round of the hill was a
-Franciscan monastery which I invaded without a by your
-leave and walked in its idyllic garden. There and then
-I decided that if ever fortune should permit I would surely
-return to Spello and write a book, and that this garden
-and monastery should be my home. It was so eerie
-here—so sweet. The atmosphere was so wine-like. I
-wandered about under green trees and beside well-kept
-flower beds enjoying the spectacle until suddenly peering
-over a wall I beheld a small garden on a slightly lower
-terrace and a brown-cowled monk gathering vegetables.
-He had a basket on his arm, his hood back over his
-shoulders—a busy and silent anchorite. After a time
-as I gazed he looked and smiled, apparently not startled
-by my presence and then went on with his work. “When
-I come again,” I said, “I shall surely live here and I’ll
-get him to cook for me.” Lovely thought! I leaned
-over other walls and saw in the narrow, winding streets
-below natives bringing home bundles of fagots on the
-backs of long-eared donkeys, and women carrying water.
-Very soon, I suppose, a car line will be built and the
-uniformed Italian conductors will call “Assisi!”
-“Perugia!” and even “The Tomb of St. Francis!”</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>Of all the hill-cities I saw in Italy certainly Perugia
-was the most remarkable, the most sparkling, the most
-forward in all things commercial. It stands high, very
-high, above the plain as you come in at the depot and a
-wide-windowed trolley-car carries you up to the principal
-square, the Piazza Vittorio Emanuele, stopping in front<span class="pagenum" id="Page_367">367</span>
-of the modern hotels which command the wide sea-like
-views which the valley presents below. Never was a city
-so beautifully located. Wonderful ridges of mountains
-fade into amazing lavenders, purples, scarlets, and blues,
-as the evening falls or the dawn brightens. If I were trying
-to explain where some of the painters of the Umbrian
-school, particularly Perugino, secured their wonderful
-sky touches, their dawn and evening effects, I should say
-that they had once lived at Perugia. Perugino did. It
-seemed to me as I wandered about it the two days that I
-was there that it was the most human and industrious little
-city I had ever walked into. Every living being
-seemed to have so much to do. You could hear, as you
-went up and down the streets—streets that ascend and
-descend in long, winding stairways, step by step, for blocks—pianos
-playing, anvils ringing, machinery humming,
-saws droning, and, near the great abattoir where cattle
-were evidently slaughtered all day long, the piercing
-squeals of pigs in their death throes. There was a busy
-market-place crowded from dawn until noon with the
-good citizens of Perugia buying everything from cabbages
-and dress-goods to picture post-cards and hardware.
-Long rows of fat Perugian old ladies, sitting with baskets
-of wares in front of them, all gossiped genially as
-they awaited purchasers. In the public square facing the
-great hotels, nightly between seven and ten, the whole
-spirited city seemed to be walking, a whole world of gay,
-enthusiastic life that would remind you of an American
-manufacturing town on a Saturday night—only this
-happens every night in Perugia.</p>
-
-<p>When I arrived there I went directly to my hotel, which
-faces the Piazza Vittorio Emanuele. It was excellent,
-charmingly built, beautifully located, with a wide view of
-the Umbrian plain which is so wonderful in its array of
-distant mountains and so rich in orchards, monasteries,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_368">368</span>
-convents and churches. I think I never saw a place with
-so much variety of scenery, such curious twists of streets
-and lanes, such heights and depths of levels and platforms
-on which houses, the five- and six-story tenement of
-the older order of life in Italy, are built. The streets are
-all narrow, in some places not more than ten or fifteen
-feet wide, arched completely over for considerable distances,
-and twisting and turning, ascending or descending
-as they go, but they give into such adorable squares and
-open places, such magnificent views at every turn!</p>
-
-<p>I do not know whether what I am going to say will
-have the force and significance that I wish to convey, but
-a city like Perugia, taken as a whole, all its gates, all its
-towers, all its upward-sweeping details, is like a cathedral
-in itself, a Gothic cathedral. You would have to think
-of the ridge on which it stands as providing the nave and
-the transepts and the apse and then the quaint little winding
-streets of the town itself with their climbing houses
-and towers would suggest the pinnacles, spandrels, flying
-buttresses, airy statues and crosses of a cathedral like
-Amiens. I know of no other simile that quite suggests
-Perugia,—that is really so true to it.</p>
-
-<p>No one save an historical zealot could extract much
-pleasure from the complicated political and religious history
-of this city. However once upon a time there was a
-guild of money-changers and bankers which built a hall,
-called the Hall of the Cambio, which is very charming;
-and at another time (or nearly the same time) there was a
-dominant Guelph party which, in conjunction with some
-wealthy townsmen known as the “Raspanti,” built what
-is now known as the Palazzo Publico or Palazzo Communale,
-in what is now known as the Piazza del Municipio,
-which I think is perfect. It is not a fortress like
-the Bargello or the Palazzo Vecchio at Florence, but it is<span class="pagenum" id="Page_369">369</span>
-a perfect architectural thing, the charm of which remains
-with me fresh and keen. It is a beautiful structure—one
-that serves charmingly the uses to which it is put—that
-of a public center for officials and a picture-gallery.
-It was in one of these rooms, devoted to a collection of
-Umbrian art, that I found a pretentious collection of the
-work of Perugino, the one really important painter who
-ever lived or worked in Perugia—and the little city now
-makes much of him.</p>
-
-<p>If I felt like ignoring the long-winded art discussions
-of comparatively trivial things, the charm and variety of
-the town and its present-day life was in no wise lost upon
-me.</p>
-
-<p>The unheralded things, the things which the guide-books
-do not talk about, are sometimes so charming. I
-found it entrancing to descend of a morning by lovely,
-cool, stone passages from the Piazza of Vittorio Emanuele
-to the Piazza of the Army, and watch the soldiers,
-principally cavalry, drill. Their ground was a space
-about five acres in extent, as flat as a table, set high above
-the plain, with deep ravines descending on either hand,
-and the quaint houses and public institutions of Perugia
-looking down from above. To the left, as you looked
-out over the plain, across the intervening ravine, was another
-spur of the town, built also on a flat ridge with the
-graceful church of St. Peter and its beautiful Italian-Gothic
-tower, and the whole road that swept along the
-edge of the cliff, making a delightful way for carriages
-and automobiles. I took delight in seeing how wonderfully
-the deep green ravines separate one section of the
-town from another, and in watching the soldiers, Italy
-then being at war with Tripoli.</p>
-
-<p>You could stand, your arms resting upon some old
-brownish-green wall, and look out over intervening fields<span class="pagenum" id="Page_370">370</span>
-to distant ranges of mountains, or tower-like Assisi and
-Spoleto. The variety of the coloring of the plain below
-was never wearying.</p>
-
-<p>This Italian valley was so beautiful that I should like
-to say one more word about the skies and the wonderful
-landscape effects. North of here, in Florence, Venice and
-Milan, they do not occur so persistently and with such
-glorious warmth at this season of the year. At this
-height the nights were not cold, but cool, and the mornings
-burst with such a blaze of color as to defy the art of
-all save the greatest painters. They were not so much
-lurid as richly spiritualized, being shot through with a
-strange electric radiance. This did not mean, as it would
-so often in America, that a cloudy day was to follow.
-Rather the radiance slowly gave place to a glittering field
-of light that brought out every slope and olive orchard
-and distant cypress and pine with amazing clearness. The
-bells of the churches in Perugia and in the valley below
-were like muezzins calling to each other from their
-praying-towers. As the day closed the features of the
-landscape seemed to be set in crystal, and the greens and
-browns and grays to have at times a metallic quality.
-Outside the walls in the distance were churches, shrines,
-and monasteries, always with a cypress or two, sometimes
-with many, which stood out with great distinctness, and
-from distant hillsides you would hear laborers singing in
-the bright sun. Well might they sing, for I know of no
-place where life would present to them a fairer aspect.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_371" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_371">371</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXXVII">CHAPTER XXXVII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">THE MAKERS OF FLORENCE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">With</span> all the treasures of my historic reading in
-mind from the lives of the Medici and Savonarola
-to that of Michelangelo and the Florentine
-school of artists, I was keen to see what Florence
-would be like. Mrs. Q. had described it as the most individual
-of all the Italian cities that she had seen. She
-had raved over its narrow, dark, cornice-shaded streets,
-its fortress-like palaces, its highly individual churches and
-cloisters, the way the drivers of the little open vehicles
-plied everywhere cracking their whips, until, she said, it
-sounded like a Fourth of July in Janesville. I was keen
-to see how large the dome of the cathedral would look
-and whether it would really tower conspicuously over the
-remaining buildings of the city, and whether the Arno
-would look as picturesque as it did in all the photographs.
-The air was so soft and the sun so bright, although sinking
-low in the west, as the train entered the city, that I
-was pleased to accept, instead of the ancient atmosphere
-which I had anticipated, the wide streets and rows of four-
-and six-family apartment houses which characterize all
-the newer sections. They have the rich browns and
-creams of the earlier portion of Florence; but they are
-very different in their suggestion of modernity. The
-distant hills, as I could see from the car windows, were
-dotted with houses and villas occupying delightful positions
-above the town. Suddenly I saw the Duomo; and
-although I knew it only from photographs I recognized
-it in an instant. It spoke for itself in a large, dignified
-way. Over the housetops it soared like a great bubble;<span class="pagenum" id="Page_372">372</span>
-and some pigeons flying in the air gave it the last touch
-of beauty. We wound around the city in a circle—I
-could tell this by the shifting position of the sun—through
-great yards of railway-tracks with scores of engines
-and lines of small box-cars; and then I saw a small
-stream and a bridge,—nothing like the Arno, of course,—a
-canal; and the next thing we were rolling into a long
-crowded railway-station, the guards calling Firenze. I
-got up, gathered my overcoat and bags into my arms, signaled
-a <i xml:lang="it" lang="it">facino</i> and gave them to him; and then I sought
-a vehicle that would convey me to the hotel for which I
-was bound—the Hotel de Ville on the Arno. I sat behind
-a fat driver while he cracked his whip endlessly above
-the back of a lazy horse, passing the while the showy
-façade of Santa Maria Novella, striped with strange
-bands of white and bluish gray or drab,—a pleasing effect
-for a church. I could see at once that the Florence
-of the Middle Ages was a much more condensed affair
-than that which now sprawls out in various directions
-from the Loggia dei Lanzi and the place of the cathedral.</p>
-
-<p>The narrow streets were alive with people; and the
-drivers of vehicles everywhere seemed to drive as if their
-lives depended on it. Suddenly we turned into a <i xml:lang="it" lang="it">piazza</i>
-very modern and very different from that of Santa Maria
-Novella; and then we were at the hotel door. It was
-a nice-looking square, as I thought, not very large,—clean
-and gracious. To my delight I found that my
-room opened directly upon a balcony which overlooked
-the Arno, and that from it, sitting in a chair, I could
-command all of that remarkable prospect of high-piled
-medieval houses hanging over the water’s edge. It was
-beautiful. The angelus bells were ringing; there was
-a bright glow in the west where the sun was going
-down; the water of the stream was turquoise blue, and
-the walls of all the houses seemingly brown. I stood<span class="pagenum" id="Page_373">373</span>
-and gazed, thinking of the peculiarly efficient German
-manager I had encountered, the German servants who
-were in charge of this hotel, and the fact that Florence
-had long since radically changed from what it was.
-A German porter came and brought my bags; a German
-maid brought hot water; a German clerk took my
-full name and address for the register, and possibly
-for the police; and then I was at liberty to unpack and
-dress for dinner. Instead I took a stroll out along the
-stream-banks to study the world of jewelry shops which
-I saw there, and the stands for flowers, and the idling
-crowd.</p>
-
-<p>I dare not imagine what the interest of Florence would
-be to any one who did not know her strange and variegated
-history, but I should think, outside of the surrounding
-scenic beauty, it would be little or nothing. Unless
-one had a fondness for mere quaintness and gloom and
-solidity, it would in a way be repulsive, or at best dreary.
-But lighted by the romance, the tragedy, the lust, the
-zealotry, the brutality and the artistic idealism that surrounds
-such figures as Dante, the Medici, Savonarola,
-Donatello, Michelangelo, Brunelleschi, and the whole
-world of art, politics, trade, war, it takes on a strange luster
-to me, that of midnight waters lighted by the fitful
-gleams of distant fires. I never think of it without seeing
-in my mind’s eye the Piazza della Signoria as it must
-have looked on that day in 1494 when that famous fiasco,
-in regard to “the test by fire,” entered into between
-Savonarola and the Franciscan monks, took place,—those
-long, ridiculous processions of Dominicans and Franciscans,
-Savonarola bearing the chalice aloft; or that other
-day when Charles VIII of France at the instance of
-Savonarola paraded the street in black helmet with mantle
-of gold brocade, his lance leveled before him, his retainers
-gathered about him, and then disappointed the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_374">374</span>
-people by getting off his horse and showing himself to
-be the insignificant little man that he was, almost deformed
-and with an idiotic expression of countenance.
-Neither can I forget the day that Savonarola was beheaded
-and burnt for his religious zealotry in this same
-Piazza della Signoria; nor all the rivals of the Medici
-hung from the windows of the Palazzo Vecchio or beheaded
-in the Bargello. Think of the tonsured friars and
-grave citizens of this medieval city, under Savonarola’s
-fiery incitement, their heads garlanded with flowers, mingling
-with the overwrought children called to help in purifying
-the city, dancing like David before the ark and
-shouting “Long live Christ and the Virgin, our rulers”;
-of the days when Alessandro Medici and his boon companion
-and cousin, Lorenzo, rode about the city on a mule
-together, defiling the virtue of innocent girls, roistering
-in houses of ill repute, and drinking and stabbing to their
-hearts’ content; of Fra Girolamo preaching to excited
-crowds in the Duomo and of his vision of a black cross
-over Rome, a red one over Jerusalem; of Machiavelli writing
-his brochure “The Prince”; and of Michelangelo
-defending the city walls as an engineer. Can any other
-city match this spectacular, artistic, melodramatic progress
-in so short a space of time, or present the galaxy of
-artists, the rank company of material masters such as the
-Medici, the Pazzi, the Strozzi, plotting and counter-plotting
-to the accompaniment of lusts and murders? Other
-cities have had their amazing hours, all of them, from
-Rome to London. But Florence! It has always seemed
-to me that the literary possibilities of Florence, in spite
-of the vast body of literature concerning it, have scarcely
-been touched.</p>
-
-<p>The art section alone is so vast and so brilliant that
-one of the art merchants told me while I was there that at
-least forty thousand of the city’s one hundred and seventy<span class="pagenum" id="Page_375">375</span>
-thousand population is foreign (principally English and
-American), drawn to it by its art merits, and that the
-tide of travel from April to October is amazing. I can
-believe it. You will hear German and English freely
-spoken in all the principal thoroughfares.</p>
-
-<p>Because of a gray day and dull, following the warmth
-and color and light of Perugia and Rome, Florence
-seemed especially dark and somber to me at first; but I
-recovered. Its charm and beauty grew on me by degrees
-so that by the time I had done inspecting Santa Maria
-Novella, Santa Croce, San Marco, the Cathedral group
-and the Bargello, I was really desperately in love with the
-art of it all, and after I had investigated the galleries, the
-Pitti, Uffizi, Belle Arti, and the Cloisters, I was satisfied
-that I could find it in my heart to live here and work, a
-feeling I had in many other places in Europe.</p>
-
-<p>Truly, however, there is no other city in Europe just
-like Florence; it has all the distinction of great individuality.
-My mood changed about, at times, as I thought
-of the different periods of its history, the splendor of its
-ambitions or the brutality of its methods; but when I was
-in the presence of some of its perfect works of art, such
-as Botticelli’s “Spring” in the Belle Arti, or Michelangelo’s
-“Tombs of the Medici” in San Lorenzo, or Titian’s
-“Magdalen,” or Raphael’s “Leo X” in the Pitti, or
-Benozzo Gozzoli’s fresco (the journey of the three kings
-to Bethlehem) in the old Medici Palace, then I was ready
-to believe that nothing could be finer than Florence. I
-realized now that of all the cities in Europe that I saw
-Florence was possessed of the most intense art atmosphere,—something
-that creeps over your soul in a
-grim realistic way and causes you to repeat over and
-over: “Amazing men worked here—amazing men!”</p>
-
-<p>It was so strange to find driven home to me,—even
-more here than in Rome, that illimitable gulf that divides<span class="pagenum" id="Page_376">376</span>
-ideality of thought and illusion from reality. Men
-painted the illusions of Christianity concerning the saints
-and the miracles at this time better than ever before or
-since, and they believed something else. A Cosimo
-Medici who could patronize the Papacy with one hand
-and make a cardinal into a pope, could murder a rival
-with the other; and Andrea del Castagno, who was seeking
-to shine as a painter of religious art—madonnas,
-transfigurations, and the like—could murder a Domenico
-Veneziano in order to have no rival in what he considered
-to be a permanent secret of how to paint in oils. The
-same munificence that could commission Michelangelo to
-design and execute a magnificent façade for San Lorenzo
-(it was never done, of course) could suborn the elective
-franchise of the people and organize a school on the lines
-of Plato’s Academy. In other words, in Florence as in
-the Court of Alexander VI at Rome, we find life stripped
-of all sham in action, in so far as an individual and his
-conscience were concerned, and filled with the utmost
-subtlety in so far as the individual and the public were
-concerned. Cosimo and Lorenzo de’ Medici, Andrea del
-Castagno, Machiavelli, the Pazzi, the Strozzi,—in fact,
-the whole “kit and kaboodle” of the individuals comprising
-the illustrious life that foregathered here, were cut
-from the same piece of cloth. They were, one and all, as
-we know, outside of a few artistic figures, shrewd, calculating,
-relentless and ruthless seekers after power and
-position; lust, murder, gormandizing, panoplizing, were
-the order of the day. Religion,—it was to be laughed
-at; weakness,—it was to be scorned. Poverty was to
-be misused. Innocence was to be seized upon and converted.
-Laughing at virtue and satisfying themselves always,
-they went their way, building their grim, dark,
-almost windowless palaces; preparing their dungeons and
-erecting their gibbets for their enemies. No wonder<span class="pagenum" id="Page_377">377</span>
-Savonarola saw “a black cross over Rome.” They
-struck swiftly and surely and smiled blandly and apparently
-mercifully; they had the Asiatic notion of morality,—charity,
-virtue, and the like, combined with a ruthless
-indifference to them. Power was the thing they
-craved—power and magnificence; and these were the
-things they had. But, oh, Florence! Florence! how you
-taught the nothingness of life itself; its shams; its falsehoods;
-its atrocities; its uselessness. It has never been
-any wonder to me that the saddest, darkest, most pathetic
-figure in all art, Michelangelo Buonarroti, should have
-appeared and loved and dreamed and labored and died
-at this time. His melancholy was a fit commentary on
-his age, on life, and on all art. Oh, Buonarroti, loneliest
-of figures: I think I understand how it was with you.</p>
-
-<p>Bear with me while I lay a flower on this great grave.
-I cannot think of another instance in art in which indomitable
-will and almost superhuman energy have been
-at once so frustrated and so successful.</p>
-
-<p>I never think of the great tomb for which the Moses
-in San Pietro in Vincoli—large, grave, thoughtful; the
-man who could walk with God—and the slaves in the
-Louvre were intended without being filled with a vast astonishment
-and grief to think that life should not have
-permitted this design to come to fulfilment. To think
-that a pope so powerful as Julius should have planned a
-tomb so magnificent, with Michelangelo to scheme it out
-and actually to begin it, and then never permit it to reach
-completion. All the way northward through Italy this
-idea of a parallelogram with forty figures on it and covered
-with reliefs and other ornaments haunted me. At
-Florence, in the Belle Arti, I saw more of the figures
-(casts), designed for this tomb—strange, unfolding
-thoughts half-hewn out of the rock, which suggest the
-source from which Rodin has drawn his inspiration,—and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_378">378</span>
-my astonishment grew. Before I was out of Italy,
-this man and his genius, the mere dreams of the things
-he hoped to do, enthralled me so that to me he has become
-the one great art figure of the world. Colossal
-is the word for Michelangelo,—so vast that life was too
-short for him to suggest even a tithe of what he felt.
-But even the things that he did, how truly monumental
-they are.</p>
-
-<p>I am sure I am not mistaken when I say that there is
-a profound sadness, too, running through all that he ever
-did. His works are large, Gargantuan, and profoundly
-melancholy; witness the Moses that I have been talking
-of, to say nothing of the statues on the tombs of the
-Medici in San Lorenzo at Florence. I saw them in
-Berlin, reproduced there in plaster in the Kaiser-Friederich-Museum,
-and once more I was filled with the same
-sense of profound, meditative melancholy. It is present
-in its most significant form here in Florence, in San
-Lorenzo, the façade of which he once prepared to make
-magnificent, but here he was again frustrated. I saw
-the originals of these deep, sad figures that impressed
-me as no other sculptural figures ever have done.
-“Dawn and Dusk”; “Day and Night.” How they
-dwell with me constantly. I was never able to look at
-any of his later work—the Sistine Chapel frescoes, the
-figures of slaves in the Louvre, the Moses in San Pietro
-in Vincoli, or these figures here in Florence, without
-thinking how true it was that this great will had rarely
-had its way and how, throughout all his days, his energy
-was so unfortunately compelled to war with circumstance.
-Life plays this trick on the truly great if they
-are not ruthless and of material and executive leanings.
-Art is a pale flower that blooms only in sheltered places
-and to drag it forth and force it to contend with the
-rough usages of the world is to destroy its perfectness.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_379">379</span>
-It was so in this man’s case who at times, because of unlucky
-conjunctions, was compelled to fly for his life,
-or to sue for the means which life should have been
-honored to bestow upon him, or else to abandon great
-purposes.</p>
-
-<p>Out of such a mist of sorrow, and only so, however,
-have come these figures that now dream here year after
-year in their gray chapel, while travelers come and go,
-draining their cup of wonder,—rising ever and anon to
-the level of the beauty they contemplate. I can see
-Browning speculating upon the spirit of these figures.
-“Night” with her heavy lids, lost in great weariness; and
-“Day” with his clear eyes. I can see Rodin gathering
-substance for his “Thinker,” and Shelley marveling at
-the suggestions which arise from these mighty figures.
-There is none so great as this man who, in his medieval
-gloom and mysticism, inherited the art of Greece.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_380" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_380">380</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXXVIII">CHAPTER XXXVIII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">A NIGHT RAMBLE IN FLORENCE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">Whatever</span> the medieval atmosphere of
-Florence may have been, and when I was there
-the exterior appearance of the central heart
-was obviously somewhat akin to its fourteenth- and
-fifteenth-century predecessor, to-day its prevailing spirit
-is thoroughly modern. If you walk in the Piazza della
-Signoria or the Piazza del Duomo or the Via dei Calzaioli,
-the principal thoroughfare, you will encounter
-most of the ancient landmarks—a goodly number of
-them, but they will look out of place, as in the case of
-the palaces with their windowless ground floors, built so
-for purposes of defense, their corner lanterns, barricaded
-windows, and single great entrances easily guarded.
-To-day these regions have, if not the open spacing of
-the modern city, at least the commercial sprightliness and
-matter-of-fact business display and energy which is
-characteristic of commerce everywhere.</p>
-
-<p>I came to the Piazza della Signoria, the most famous
-square of the city, quite by accident, the first night
-following a dark, heavily corniced street from my hotel
-and at once recognized the Palazzo Vecchio, with its
-thin angular tower; the Loggia dei Lanzi, where in
-older times public performances were given in the open;
-and the equestrian statue of Cosimo I. I idled long here,
-examining the bronze slab which marks the site of the
-stake at which Savonarola and two other Dominicans
-were burned in 1498, the fountain designed by Bartolommeo
-Ammanati; the two lions at the step of the Loggia
-and Benvenuto Cellini’s statue of “Perseus” with the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_381">381</span>
-head of Medusa. A strange genius, that. This figure
-is as brilliant and thrilling as it is ghastly.</p>
-
-<p>It was a lovely night. The moon came up after a
-time as it had at Perugia and Assisi and I wandered
-about these old streets, feeling the rough brown walls,
-looking in at the open shop windows, most of them dark
-and lighted by street lamps, and studying always the
-wide, overhanging cornices. All really interesting
-cities are so delightfully different. London was so low,
-gray, foggy, heavy, drab, and commonplace; Paris was
-so smart, swift, wide-spaced, rococo, ultra-artistic, and
-fashionable; Monte Carlo was so semi-Parisian and semi-Algerian
-or Moorish, with sunlight and palms; Rome
-was so higgledy-piggledy, of various periods, with a
-strange mingling of modernity and antiquity, and over
-all blazing sunlight and throughout all cypresses; and
-now in Florence I found the compact, dark atmosphere,
-suggestive of what Paris once was, centuries before,
-with this distinctive feature, that the wide cornice is
-here an essential characteristic. It is so wide! It protrudes
-outward from the building line at least three or
-four feet and it may be much more, six or seven. One
-thing is certain, as I found to my utter delight on a
-rainy afternoon, you can take shelter under its wide
-reach and keep comparatively dry. Great art has been
-developed in making it truly ornamental and it gives the
-long narrow streets a most individual and, in my judgment,
-distinguished appearance.</p>
-
-<p>It was quite by accident, also, on this same evening
-that I came upon the Piazza del Duomo where the street
-cars are. I did not know where I was going until suddenly
-turning a corner there I saw it—the Campanile
-at last and a portion of the Cathedral standing out soft
-and fair in the moonlight! I shall always be glad
-that I saw it so, for the strange stripe and arabesque of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_382">382</span>
-its stone work,—slabs of white or cream-colored stone
-interwoven in lovely designs with slabs of slate-colored
-granite, had an almost eerie effect. It might have been
-something borrowed from Morocco or Arabia or the
-Far East. The dome, too, as I drew nearer, and the
-Baptistery soared upwards in a magnificent way and,
-although afterwards I was sorry that the municipality
-has never had sense enough to tear out the ruck of
-buildings surrounding it and leave these three monuments—the
-Cathedral, the Campanile, and the Baptistery—standing
-free and clear, as at Pisa, on a great
-stone platform or square,—nevertheless, cramped as I
-think they are, they are surely beautiful.</p>
-
-<p>I was not so much impressed by the interior of the
-cathedral. Its beauty is largely on the outside.</p>
-
-<p>I ascended the Campanile still another day and from its
-height viewed all Florence, the windings of the Arno,
-San Miniato, Fiesole, but, try as I might, I could not
-think of it in modern terms. It was too reminiscent of
-the Italy of the Medici, of the Borgias, Julius II, Michelangelo
-and all the glittering company who were their
-contemporaries. One thing that was strongly impressed
-upon me there was that every city should have a great
-cathedral. Not so much as a symbol or theory of religion
-as an object of art, something which would indicate
-the perfection of the religious ideal taken from an artistic
-point of view. Here you can stand and admire the
-exquisite double windows with twisted columns, the
-infinite variety of the inlaid marble work, and the quaint
-architecture of the niches supported by columns. It was
-after midnight and the moon was high in the heavens
-shining down with a rich springlike effect before I finally
-returned from the Duomo Square, following the banks of
-the Arno and admiring the shadows cast by the cornices
-and so finally reached my hotel and my bed.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_383">383</span></p>
-
-<p>The Uffizi and Pitti collections of paintings are absolutely
-the most amazing I saw abroad. There are other
-wonderful collections, the Louvre being absolutely unbelievable
-for size; but here the art is so uniformly
-relative to Italy, so identified with the Renaissance, so
-suggestive of the influence and the patronage which gave
-it birth. The influence of religion, the wealth of the
-Catholic Church, the power of individual families such
-as the Medici and the Dukes of Venice are all clearly
-indicated. Botticelli’s “Adoration of the Magi” in the
-Uffizi, showing the proud Medici children, the head of
-Cosimo Pater Patriae, and the company of men of letters
-and statesmen of the time, all worked in as figures about
-the Christ child, tell the whole story. Art was flattering
-to the nobility of the day. It was dependent for its
-place and position upon religion, upon the patronage of
-the Church, and so you have endless “Annunciations,”
-“Adorations,” “Flights into Egypt,” “Crucifixions,”
-“Descents from the Cross,” “Entombments,” “Resurrections,”
-and the like. The sensuous “Magdalena,”
-painted for her form and the beauty of suggestion, you
-will encounter over and over again. All the saints in the
-calendar, the proud Popes and Cardinals of a dozen
-families, the several members of the Medici family—they
-are all there. Now and then you will encounter a
-Rubens, a Van Dyck, a Rembrandt, or a Frans Hals
-from the Netherlands, but they are rare. Florence,
-Rome, Venice, Pisa, and Milan, are best represented
-by their own sculptors, painters and architects and it is
-the local men largely in whom you rejoice. The bits
-from other lands are few and far between.</p>
-
-<p>Rome for sculptures, frescoes, jewel-box churches,
-ancient ruins, but Florence for paintings and the best
-collections of medieval artistic craftsmanship.</p>
-
-<p>In the Uffizi, the Pitti, and the Belle Arti I browsed<span class="pagenum" id="Page_384">384</span>
-among the vast collections of paintings sharpening
-my understanding of the growth of Italian art. I never
-knew until I reached Florence how easy it is to trace the
-rise of Christian art, to see how one painter influenced
-another, how one school borrowed from another. It is
-all very plain. If by the least effort you fix the representatives
-of the different Italian schools in mind, you
-can judge for yourself.</p>
-
-<p>I returned three times to look at Botticelli’s “Spring”
-in the Belle Arti, that marvelous picture which I think
-in many respects is the loveliest picture in the world, so
-delicate, so poetically composed, so utterly suggestive
-of the art and refinement of the painter and of life at
-its best. The “Three Graces,” so lightly clad in transparent
-raiment, are so much the soul of joy and freshness,
-the utter significance of spring. The ruder figures
-to the left do so portray the cold and blue of March, the
-warmer April, and the flower-clad May! I could never
-tire of the artistry which could have March blowing on
-April’s mouth from which flowers fall into the lap of
-May. Nor could I weary of the spirit that could select
-green, sprouting things for the hem of April’s garment;
-or above Spring’s head place a wingèd and blindfolded
-baby shooting a fiery arrow at the Three Graces. To
-me Botticelli is the nearest return to the Greek spirit of
-beauty, grace and lightness of soul, combined with later
-delicacy and romance that the modern world has known.
-It is so beautiful that for me it is sad—full of the sadness
-that only perfect beauty can inspire.</p>
-
-<div id="if_i_384" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 46em;">
- <img src="images/i_384.jpg" width="2220" height="1551" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">I sated myself on the house fronts or backs below the Ponte Vecchio</div></div>
-
-<p>I think now, of all the places I saw in Italy, perhaps
-Florence really preserves in spite of its changes most of
-the atmosphere of the past, but that is surely not for
-long, either; for it is growing and the Germans are arriving.
-They were in complete charge of my hotel here
-and of other places, as I shortly saw, and I fancy that
-the future of northern Italy is to be in the hands of the
-Germans.</p>
-
-<p>As I walked about this city, lingering in its doorways,
-brooding over its pictures, reconstructing for myself the
-life of the Middle Ages, I could not help thinking how
-soon it must all go. No doubt the churches, palaces,
-and museums will be retained in their present form for
-hundreds of years, and they should be, but soon will
-come wider streets and newer houses even in the older
-section (the heart of the city) and then farewell to the
-medieval atmosphere. In all likelihood the wide cornices,
-now such a noticeable feature of the city, will be
-abandoned and then there will be scarcely anything to
-indicate the Florence of the past. Already the street
-cars were clang-clanging their way through certain
-sections.</p>
-
-<p>The Arno here is so different from the Tiber at Rome;
-and yet so much like it, for it has in the main the same
-unprepossessing look, running as it does through the city
-between solid walls of stone but lacking the spectacles
-of the castle of St. Angelo, Saint Peter’s, the hills and
-the gardens of the Aventine and the Janiculum. There
-are no ancient ruins on the Arno,—only the suggestive
-architecture of the Middle Ages, the wonderful Ponte
-Vecchio and the houses adjacent to it.</p>
-
-<p>Indeed the river here is nothing more than a dammed
-stream—shallow before it reaches the city, shallow after
-it leaves it, but held in check here by great stone dams
-which give it a peculiarly still mass and depth. The spirit
-of the people was not the same as that of those in Rome
-or other cities; the spirit of the crowd was different. A
-darker, richer, more phlegmatic populace, I thought. The
-people were slow, leisurely, short and comfortable. I
-sated myself on the house fronts or backs below the Ponte
-Vecchio and on the little jewelry shops of which there<span class="pagenum" id="Page_386">386</span>
-seemed to be an endless variety; and then feeling that I
-had had a taste of the city, I returned to larger things.
-The Duomo, the palaces of the Medici, the Pitti Palace,
-and that world which concerned the Council of Florence,
-and the dignified goings to and fro of old Cosimo
-Pater and his descendants were the things that I wished
-to see and realize for myself if I could.</p>
-
-<p>I think we make a mistake when we assume that the
-manners, customs, details, conversation, interests and
-excitements of people anywhere were ever very much
-different from what they are now. In three or four
-hundred years from now people in quite similar situations
-to our own will be wondering how we took our
-daily lives; quite the same as our ancestors, I should say,
-and no differently from our descendants. Life works
-about the same in all times. Only exterior aspects
-change. In the particular period in which Florence,
-and all Italy for that matter, was so remarkable, Italy
-was alive with ambitious men—strong, remarkable,
-capable characters. <em>They</em> made the wonder of the life,
-it was not the architecture that did it and not the routine
-movements of the people. Florence has much the same
-architecture to-day, better in fact; but not the men.
-Great men make great times—and only struggling,
-ambitious, vainglorious men make the existence of the
-artist possible, however much he may despise them.
-They are the only ones who in their vainglory and
-power can readily call upon him to do great things
-and supply the means. Witness Raphael and Michelangelo
-in Italy, Rubens in Holland, and Velasquez in
-Spain.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_387" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_387">387</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXXIX">CHAPTER XXXIX<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">FLORENCE OF TO-DAY</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">It</span> was while I was in Florence that a light was thrown
-on an industry of which I had previously known little
-and which impressed me much.</p>
-
-<p>Brooding over the almost endless treasures of the city,
-I ambled into the Strozzi Palace one afternoon, that
-perfect example of Florentine palatial architecture,
-then occupied by an exposition of objects of art, reproductions
-and originals purporting to be the work of an
-association of Italian artists. After I had seen, cursorily,
-most of the treasures in the Palazzo Strozzi, I encountered
-a thing which I had long heard of but never
-seen,—an organization for the reproduction, the reduplication,
-of all the wonders of art, and cheaply, too.
-The place was full of marbles of the loveliest character,
-replicas of famous statues in the Vatican, the Louvre,
-the Uffizi, and elsewhere; and in many instances, also,
-copies of the great pictures. There was beautiful furniture
-imitated, even as to age, from many of the Italian
-palaces, the Riccardi, Albizzi, Pazzi, Pitti, Strozzi, and
-others; and as for garden-fittings—fountains, fauns,
-cupids, benches, metal gateways, pergolas, and the like,
-they were all present. They were marvelous reproductions
-from some of the villas, with the patina of age
-upon them, and I thought at first that they were original.
-I was soon undeceived, for I had not been there long,
-strolling about, when an attendant brought and introduced
-to me a certain Prof. Ernesto Jesuram, a small,
-dark, wiry man with clear, black, crowlike eyes who
-made clear the whole situation.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_388">388</span></p>
-
-<p>The markets of the world, according to Mr. Jesuram,
-a Jew, were being flooded with cheap imitations of every
-truly worthy object of art, from Italian stone benches
-to landscapes by Corot or portraits by Frans Hals—masquerading
-as originals; and it had been resolved
-by this Association of Italian Artists that this was unfair,
-not only to the buyer and the art-loving public
-generally, but also to the honest craftsman who could
-make an excellent living reproducing, frankly, copies
-of ancient works of merit at a nominal price, if only
-they were permitted to copy them. Most, in fact all
-of them, could make interesting originals but in many
-cases they would lack that trait of personality which
-makes all the difference between success and failure;
-whereas they could perfectly reproduce the masterpieces
-of others and that, too, for prices with which no foreigner
-could compete. So they had banded themselves
-together, determined to do better work, and sell more
-cheaply than the fly-by-night rascals who were confounding
-and degrading all good art and to say frankly to
-each and all: “Here is a perfect reproduction of a
-very lovely thing. Do you want it at a very low cost?”
-or, “We will make for you an exact copy of anything
-that you see and admire and wish to have and we will
-make it so cheaply that you cannot afford to dicker with
-doubtful dealers who sell you imitations <em>as originals</em>
-and charge you outrageous prices.”</p>
-
-<p>I have knocked about sufficiently in my time in the
-showy chambers of American dealers and elsewhere to
-know that there is entirely too much in what was told
-me.</p>
-
-<p>The wonder of Florence grew a little under the Professor’s
-quiet commercial analysis, for after exhausting
-this matter of reproducing so cheaply, we proceeded to
-a discussion of the present conditions of the city.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_389">389</span></p>
-
-<p>“It’s very different commercially from anything in
-America or the north of Europe,” he said, “or even the
-north of Italy, for as yet we have scarcely anything in
-the way of commerce here. We still build in the fashion
-they used five hundred years ago—narrow streets
-and big cornices in order to keep up the atmosphere of
-the city, for we are not strong enough commercially
-yet to go it alone, and besides I don’t think the Italians
-will ever be different. They are an easy-going race.
-They don’t need the American “two dollars a day”
-to live on. Fifty centimes will do. For one thousand
-dollars (five thousand lire) you can rent a palace here
-for a year and I can show you whole floors overlooking
-gardens that you can rent for seventeen dollars a month.
-We have a garden farther out that we use as a workshop
-here in Florence, in the heart of the city, which we
-rent for four hundred dollars a year.”</p>
-
-<p>“What about the Italian’s idea of progress? Isn’t
-he naturally constructive?” I asked Mr. Jesuram.</p>
-
-<p>“Rarely the Italian. Not at this date. We have
-many Jews and Germans here who are doing well, and
-foreign capital is building street-railways. I think the
-Italians will have to be fused with another nation to
-experience a new birth. The Germans are mixing with
-them. If they ever get as far south as Sicily, Italy will
-be made over; the Germans themselves will be made
-over. I notice that the Italians and Germans get along
-well together.”</p>
-
-<p>I thought of the age-long wars between the Teutons
-and the Italians from the fifth to the twelfth century,
-but those days are over. They can apparently mingle
-in peace now, as I saw here and farther north.</p>
-
-<p>It was also while I was in Florence that I first became
-definitely and in an irritated way conscious of a certain
-aspect of travel which no doubt thousands of other travelers<span class="pagenum" id="Page_390">390</span>
-have noted for themselves but of which, nevertheless,
-I feel called upon to speak.</p>
-
-<p>I could never come in to the breakfast table either
-there, or at Rome, or in Venice, or Milan, without encountering
-a large company of that peculiarly American
-brand of sightseers, not enormously rich, of no great
-dignity, but comfortable and above all enormously
-pleased with themselves. I could never look at any of
-this tribe, comfortably clothed, very pursy and fussy,
-without thinking what a far cry it is from the temperament
-which makes for art or great originality to the temperament
-which makes for normality—the great, so-called
-sane, conservative mass. God spare me! I’ll
-admit that for general purposes, the value of breeding,
-trading, rearing of children in comfort, producing the
-living atmosphere of life in which we “find” ourselves
-and from which art, by the grace of great public occasions
-may rise, people of this type are essential. But
-seen individually, dissociated from great background
-masses, they are—but let me not go wild. Viewed
-from the artistic angle, the stress of great occasions,
-great emotion, great necessities, they fall into such
-pigmy weaknesses, almost ridiculous. Here abroad they
-come so regularly, Pa and Ma. Pa infrequently, and
-a little vague-looking from overwork and limited vision
-of soul; Ma not infrequently, a little superior, vain,
-stuffy, envious, dull and hard. I never see such a woman
-as that but my gorge rises a little. The one idea of a
-pair like this, particularly of the mother, is the getting
-her children (if there be any) properly married, the
-girls particularly, and in this phase of family politics Pa
-has obviously little to say. Their appearance abroad,
-accompanied by Henry and George, Junior, and Mary
-and Anabel, is for—I scarcely know what. It is so
-plain on the face of it that no single one of them has<span class="pagenum" id="Page_391">391</span>
-the least inkling of what he is seeing. I sat in a
-carriage with two of them in Rome, viewing the ruins
-of the Via Appia, and when we reached the tomb of
-Cæcilia Metella I heard:</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes. There it is. What was <em>she</em>, anyhow?
-He was a Roman general, I think, and <em>she</em> was his wife.
-His house was next door and he built this tomb here
-so she would be near him. Isn’t it wonderful? Such
-a nice idea!”</p>
-
-<p>So far as I could make out from watching this throng
-the principal idea was to be able to say that they had
-been abroad. Poor old Florence! Its beauty and its
-social significance passed unrecognized. Art, so far as
-I could judge from the really unmoved spectators
-present, was for crazy people. The artist was some
-weird, spindling, unfortunate fool, a little daft perhaps,
-but tolerable for a strange furore he seemed to have created.
-Great men made and used him. He was, after
-his fashion, a servant. The objectionable feature of a
-picture like Botticelli’s “Spring” would be the nudity
-of the figures! From a Rubens or a nude Raphael we
-lead brash, unctuous, self-conscious Mary away in
-silence. If we encounter, perchance, quite unexpectedly
-a “Leda” by Michelangelo or a too nude “Assumption”
-by Bronzino, we turn away in disgust. Art must be
-limited to conventional theories and when so limited is
-not worth much anyhow.</p>
-
-<p>It was amazing to see them strutting in and out, their
-good clothes rustling, an automobile in waiting, noisily
-puffing the while they gather aimless “impressions”
-wherewith to browbeat their neighbors. George and
-Henry and Mary and Anabel, protesting half the time or
-in open rebellion, are duly led to see the things which
-have been the most enthusiastically recommended, be
-they palaces or restaurants.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_392">392</span></p>
-
-<p>I often wondered what it was—the best—which
-these people got out of their trip abroad. The heavy
-Germans I saw I always suspected of having solid Teutonic
-understanding and appreciation of everything; the
-English were uniformly polite, reserved, intelligent, apparently
-discriminating. But these Americans! If you
-told them the true story of Antinous, whose head I saw
-them occasionally admiring; or forced upon them the
-true details of the Borgias, the Sforzas, the Medici, or
-even the historical development of Art, they would fly
-in horror. They have no room in their little crania for
-anything save their own notions,—the standards of the
-Methodist Church at Keokuk. I think, sometimes, perhaps
-it is because we are all growing to a different standard,
-trying to make life something different from what
-it has always been, or appeared to be, that all the
-trouble comes about. Time will remedy that. Life,—its
-heavy, interminable processes,—will break any theory.
-I conceive of life as a blind goddess, pouring from
-separate jars, one of which she holds in each hand,
-simultaneously, the streams of good and evil, which
-mingling, make this troubled existence, flowing ever
-onward to the sea.</p>
-
-<p>It was also while I was at Florence that I finally decided
-to change my plan and visit Venice. “It is a city
-without a disappointment,” a publisher-friend of mine had
-one time assured me, with the greatest confidence. And
-so, here at Florence, on this first morning, I altered
-my plans; I changed my ticket at Thomas Cook’s and
-crowded Venice in between Florence and Milan. I gave
-myself a stay of four days, deciding to lengthen it if I
-chose.</p>
-
-<p>I really think that every traveler of to-day owes a
-debt of gratitude to Thomas Cook &amp; Sons. I never
-knew, until I went abroad what an accommodation the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_393">393</span>
-offices of this concern are. Your mail is always courteously
-received and cared for; your routes and tickets are
-changed and altered at your slightest whim; your local
-bank is their cash-desk and the only advisers you have,
-if you are alone and without the native tongue at your
-convenience, are their clerks and agents at the train. It
-does not make any difference to me that that is their
-business and that they make a profit. In a foreign city
-where you are quite alone you would grant them twice
-the profit for this courtesy. And it was my experience,
-in the slight use I made of their service, that their orders
-and letters of advice were carefully respected and that
-when you came conducted by Thomas Cook, whether you
-took the best or the worst, you were politely and assiduously
-looked after.</p>
-
-<p>One of the most amusing letters that I received while
-abroad was from this same publisher-friend who wanted
-me to go to Venice. Not so long before I left Rome, he
-had arrived with his wife, daughter, and a young girl
-friend of his daughter whose first trip abroad they were
-sponsoring. At a luncheon they had given me, the matter
-of seeing the Pope had come up and I mentioned that
-I had been so fortunate as to find some one who could
-introduce me, and that it was just possible, if they
-wished it, that my friend would extend his courtesy to
-them. The young girls in particular were eager, but I
-was not sure. I left Rome immediately afterward, writing
-to my British correspondent, bespeaking his interest
-in their behalf, and at the same time to my publisher-friend
-that I was doing so. As an analysis of girlhood
-vagaries, keen and clever, read his letter:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-<p class="in0">
-<i>My Dear Dreiser</i>:
-</p>
-
-<p>The young woman who thinks she wants to see the Pope
-goes under the name of Margaret,—but I wouldn’t try very
-hard to bring it about, because if Margaret went, my daughter<span class="pagenum" id="Page_394">394</span>
-would want to go, and if Margaret and my daughter went, my
-wife would feel out in the cold. (The old man can stand it.)</p>
-
-<p>Margaret’s motives are simply childish curiosity, possibly
-combined with a slight desire to give pleasure to the Holy
-Father.</p>
-
-<p>But don’t try to get that Papal interview for Margaret unless
-you can get it for all the ladies. You will introduce a serpent
-into my paradise.</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>No serpent was introduced because I couldn’t get the
-interview.</p>
-
-<p>And the cells and cloister of San Marco,—shall I
-ever forget them? I went there on a spring morning
-(spring in Italy) when the gleaming light outside filled
-the cloister with a cool brightness, and studied the frescoes
-of Fra Angelico and loitered between the columns
-of the arches in the cloister proper, meditating upon the
-beauty of the things here gathered. Really, Italy is too
-beautiful. One should be a poet in soul, insatiable as to
-art, and he should linger here forever. Each poorest
-cell here has a small fresco by Fra Angelico, and the refectory,
-the chapter house, and the foresteria are filled
-with large compositions, all rich in that symbolism which
-is only wonderful because of the art-feeling of the
-master. I lingered in the cells, the small chambers once
-occupied by Savonarola, and meditated on the great
-zealot’s imaginings. In a way his dream of the destruction
-of the Papacy came true. Even as he preached, the
-Reformation was at hand, only he did not know it.
-Martin Luther was coming. The black cross was over
-Rome! And also true was his thought that the end of
-the old order in Italy had come. It surely had. Never
-afterwards was it quite the same and never would it be
-so again. And equally true was his vision of the red
-cross over Jerusalem, for never was the simple humanism
-of Jesus so firmly based in the minds of men as it is to-day,
-though all creeds and religious theories totter wearily<span class="pagenum" id="Page_395">395</span>
-to their ruin. Savonarola was destroyed, but not his
-visions or his pleas. They are as fresh and powerful
-to-day, as magnetic and gripping, as are any that have
-been made in history.</p>
-
-<p>It was the same with the Bargello, the tombs of the
-Medici, San Miniato and the basilica and monastery
-at Fiesole. That last, with the wind singing in the
-cypresses, a faint mist blowing down the valley of the
-Arno, all Florence lying below and the lights of evening
-beginning to appear, stands fixed and clear in my mind.
-I saw it for the last time the evening before I left. I sat
-on a stone bench overlooking a wonderful prospect, rejoicing
-in the artistic spirit of Italy which has kept fresh
-and clean these wonders of art, when I was approached
-by a brown Dominican, his feet and head bare, his body
-stout and comfortable. He asked for alms! I gave
-him a lira for the sake of Savonarola who belonged to
-his order and—because of the spirit of Italy, that in
-the midst of a changing, commercializing world still
-ministers to these shrines of beauty and keeps them intact
-and altogether lovely.</p>
-
-<p>One last word and I am done. I strolled out from
-Santa Croce one evening a little confused by the charm
-of all I had seen and wondering how I could best bestow
-my time for the remaining hours of light. I tried first
-to find the house of Michelangelo which I fancied was
-somewhere in the vicinity, but not finding it, came finally
-to the Arno which I followed upstream. The evening
-was very pleasant, quite a sense of spring in the air
-and of new-made gardens, and I overcame my disappointment
-at having failed to accomplish my original
-plan. I passed new streets, wider than the old ones in
-the heart of the city, with street lamps, arc-lights, modern
-awnings and a trolley-car running in the distance.
-Presently I came to a portion of the Arno lovelier than<span class="pagenum" id="Page_396">396</span>
-any I had yet seen. Of course the walls through which
-it flows in the city had disappeared and in their place
-came grass-covered banks with those tall thin poplars
-I had so much admired in France. The waters were a
-“Nile green” at this hour and the houses, collected in
-small groups, were brown, yellow, or white, with red or
-brown roofs and brown or green shutters. The old idea
-of arches with columns and large projecting roofs still
-persisted in these newer, outlying houses and made me
-wonder whether Florence might not, after all, always
-keep this characteristic.</p>
-
-<p>As I went farther out the houses grew less frequent
-and lovely bluish-black hills appeared. There was a
-smoke-stack in the distance, just to show that Florence
-was not dead to the idea of manufacturing, and beyond
-in a somewhat different direction the dome of the cathedral,—that
-really impressive dome.</p>
-
-<p>Some men were fishing in the stream from the
-bank, apparently catching nothing. I noticed the lovely
-cypresses of the South in the distance, the large villas on
-the hills, and here and there clumps of those tall, slender
-trees of France, not conspicuous elsewhere on my
-journey.</p>
-
-<p>In one place I noticed the largest display of washing
-I have ever seen, quite the largest,—a whole field of
-linen, no less, hung out to dry; and in another place
-some slow-moving men cutting wood.</p>
-
-<p>It was very warm, very pleasant, slightly suggestive
-of rain, with the smoke going up straight, and after a
-while when the evening church-bells were beginning to
-ring, calling to each other from vale and hill, my
-sense of springtime and pleasant rural and suburban
-sweetness was complete.</p>
-
-<p>Laughter carried I noticed, in some peculiar, echoing
-way. The music of the bells was essentially quieting.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_397">397</span>
-I had no sense of Florence, old or new, but just spring,
-hope, new birth. And as I turned back after a time I
-knew I had acquired a different and very precious memory
-of Florence—something that would last me years
-and years. I should always think of the Arno as it
-looked this evening—how safe and gracious and still.
-I should always hear the voices in laughter, and the
-bells; I should always see the children playing on the
-green banks, quite as I used to play on the Wabash and
-the Tippecanoe; and their voices in Italian were no less
-sweet than our childish voices. I had a feeling that
-somehow the spirit of Italy was like that of America,
-and that somehow there is close kinship between us and
-Italy, and that it was not for nothing that an Italian
-discovered America or that Americans, of all people,
-have apparently loved Italy most and rivaled it most
-closely in their periods of greatest achievement.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_398" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_398">398</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XL">CHAPTER XL<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">MARIA BASTIDA</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">In</span> studying out my itinerary at Florence I came upon
-the homely advice in Baedeker that in Venice “care
-should be taken in embarking and disembarking, especially
-when the tide is low, exposing the slimy lower
-steps.” That, as much as anything I had ever read,
-visualized this wonder city to me. These Italian cities,
-not being large, end so quickly that before you can say
-Jack Robinson you are out of them and away, far into
-the country. It was early evening as we pulled out of
-Florence; and for a while the country was much the
-same as it had been in the south—hill-towns, medieval
-bridges and strongholds, the prevailing solid browns,
-pinks, grays and blues of the architecture, the white
-oxen, pigs and shabby carts, but gradually, as we neared
-Bologna, things seemed to take on a very modern air of
-factories, wide streets, thoroughly modern suburbs and
-the like. It grew dark shortly after that and the country
-was only favored by the rich radiance of the moon which
-made it more picturesque and romantic, but less definite
-and distinguishable.</p>
-
-<p>In the compartment with me were two women, one a
-comfortable-looking matron traveling from Florence to
-Bologna, the other a young girl of twenty or twenty-one,
-of the large languorous type, and decidedly good
-looking. She was very plainly dressed and evidently
-belonged to the middle class.</p>
-
-<p>The married Italian lady was small and good-looking
-and <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">bourgeoise</i>. Considerably before dinner-time, and
-as we were nearing Bologna, she opened a small basket<span class="pagenum" id="Page_399">399</span>
-which she carried and took from it a sandwich, an apple,
-and a bit of cheese, which she ate placidly. For some
-reason she occasionally smiled at me good-naturedly, but
-not speaking Italian, I was without the means of making
-a single observation. At Bologna I assisted her with
-her parcels and received a smiling backward glance and
-then I settled myself in my seat wondering what the
-remainder of the evening would bring forth. I was not
-so very long in discovering.</p>
-
-<p>Once the married lady of Bologna had disappeared,
-my young companion took on new life. She rose,
-smoothed down her dress and reclined comfortably in
-her seat, her cheek laid close against the velvet-covered
-arm, and looked at me occasionally out of half-closed
-eyes. She finally tried to make herself more comfortable
-by lying down and I offered her my fur overcoat
-as a pillow. She accepted it with a half-smile.</p>
-
-<p>About this time the dining-car steward came through
-to take a memorandum of those who wished to reserve
-places for dinner. He looked at the young lady but she
-shook her head negatively. I made a sudden decision.
-“Reserve two places,” I said. The servitor bowed politely
-and went away. I scarcely knew why I had said
-this, for I was under the impression my young lady companion
-spoke only Italian, but I was trusting much to my
-intuition at the moment.</p>
-
-<p>A little later, when it was drawing near the meal time,
-I said, “Do you speak English?”</p>
-
-<p>“<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Non</i>,” she replied, shaking her head.</p>
-
-<p>“<i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Sprechen Sie Deutsch?</i>”</p>
-
-<p>“<i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Ein wenig</i>,” she replied, with an easy, babyish, half-German,
-half-Italian smile.</p>
-
-<p>“<i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Sie sind doch Italianisch</i>,” I suggested.</p>
-
-<p>“<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Oh, oui!</i>” she replied, and put her head down comfortably
-on my coat.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_400">400</span></p>
-
-<p>“<i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Reisen Sie nach Venedig?</i>” I inquired.</p>
-
-<p>“<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Oui</i>,” she nodded. She half smiled again.</p>
-
-<p>I had a real thrill of satisfaction out of all this, for
-although I speak abominable German, just sufficient to
-make myself understood by a really clever person, yet
-I knew, by the exercise of a little tact I should have a
-companion to dinner.</p>
-
-<p>“You will take dinner with me, won’t you?” I stammered
-in my best German. “I do not understand German
-very well, but perhaps we can make ourselves understood.
-I have two places.”</p>
-
-<p>She hesitated, and said—“<i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Ich bin nicht hungerich.</i>”</p>
-
-<p>“But for company’s sake,” I replied.</p>
-
-<p>“<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Mais, oui</i>,” she replied indifferently.</p>
-
-<p>I then asked her whether she was going to any particular
-hotel in Venice—I was bound for the Royal
-Danieli—and she replied that her home was in Venice.</p>
-
-<p>Maria Bastida was a most interesting type. She was
-a Diana for size, pallid, with a full rounded body.
-Her hair was almost flaxen and her hands large but not
-unshapely. She seemed to be strangely world-weary
-and yet strangely passionate—the kind of mind and
-body that does and does not, care; a kind of dull, smoldering
-fire burning within her and yet she seemed
-indifferent into the bargain. She asked me an occasional
-question about New York as we dined, and though
-wine was proffered she drank little and, true to her
-statement that she was not hungry, ate little. She confided
-to me in soft, difficult German that she was trying
-not to get too stout, that her mother was German and
-her father Italian and that she had been visiting an uncle
-in Florence who was in the grocery business. I wondered
-how she came to be traveling first class.</p>
-
-<p>The time passed. Dinner was over and in several
-hours more we would be in Venice. We returned to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_401">401</span>
-our compartment and because the moon was shining
-magnificently we stood in the corridor and watched its
-radiance on clustered cypresses, villa-crowned hills, great
-stretches of flat prairie or marsh land, all barren of trees,
-and occasionally on little towns all white and brown,
-glistening in the clear light.</p>
-
-<p>“It will be a fine night to see Venice for the first
-time,” I suggested.</p>
-
-<p>“<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Oh, oui! Herrlich! Prachtvoll!</i>” she replied in her
-queer mixture of French and German.</p>
-
-<p>I liked her command of sounding German words.</p>
-
-<p>She told me the names of stations at which we
-stopped, and finally she exclaimed quite gaily, “Now we
-are here! The Lagoon!”</p>
-
-<p>I looked out and we were speeding over a wide body
-of water. It was beautifully silvery and in the distance
-I could see the faint outlines of a city. Very shortly
-we were in a car yard, as at Rome and Florence, and then
-under a large train shed, and then, conveyed by an enthusiastic
-Italian porter, we came out on the wide stone platform
-that faces the Grand Canal. Before me were the
-white walls of marble buildings and intervening in long,
-waving lines a great street of water; the gondolas, black,
-shapely, a great company of them, nudging each other
-on its rippling bosom, green-stained stone steps, sharply
-illuminated by electric lights leading down to them, a
-great crowd of gesticulating porters and passengers. I
-startled Maria by grabbing her by the arm, exclaiming
-in German, “Wonderful! Wonderful!”</p>
-
-<p>“<i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Est ist herrlich</i>” (It is splendid), she replied.</p>
-
-<p>We stepped into a gondola, our bags being loaded in
-afterwards. It was a singularly romantic situation,
-when you come to think of it: entering Venice by moonlight
-and gliding off in a gondola in company with an
-unknown and charming Italian girl who smiled and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_402">402</span>
-sighed by turns and fairly glowed with delight and pride
-at my evident enslavement to the beauty of it all.</p>
-
-<p>She was directing the gondolier where to leave her
-when I exclaimed, “Don’t leave me—please! Let’s
-do Venice together!”</p>
-
-<p>She was not offended. She shook her head, a bit regretfully
-I like to think, and smiled most charmingly.
-“Venice has gone to your head. To-morrow you’ll forget
-me!”</p>
-
-<p>And there my adventure ended!</p>
-
-<p>It is a year, as I write, since I last saw the flaxen-haired
-Maria, and I find she remains quite as firmly
-fixed in my memory as Venice itself, which is perhaps
-as it should be.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>But the five or six days I spent in Venice—how they
-linger. How shall one ever paint water and light and
-air in words. I had wild thoughts as I went about of a
-splendid panegyric on Venice—a poem, no less—but
-finally gave it up, contenting myself with humble notes
-made on the spot which at some time I hoped to weave
-into something better. Here they are—a portion of
-them—the task unfinished.</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>What a city! To think that man driven by the hand of
-circumstance—the dread of destruction—should have sought
-out these mucky sea islands and eventually reared as splendid
-a thing as this. “The Veneti driven by the Lombards,”
-reads my Baedeker, “sought the marshy islands of the sea.”
-Even so. Then came hard toil, fishing, trading, the wonders of
-the wealth of the East. Then came the Doges, the cathedral,
-these splendid semi-Byzantine palaces. Then came the
-painters, religion, romance, history. To-day here it stands, a
-splendid shell, reminiscent of its former glory. Oh, Venice!
-Venice!</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>The Grand Canal under a glittering moon. The clocks striking<span class="pagenum" id="Page_403">403</span>
-twelve. A horde of black gondolas. Lovely cries. The
-rest is silence. Moon picking out the ripples in silver and black.
-Think of these old stone steps, white marble stained green,
-laved by the waters of the sea these hundreds of years. A long,
-narrow street of water. A silent boat passing. And this is a
-city of a hundred and sixty thousand!</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>Wonderful painted arch doorways and windows. Trefoil and
-quadrifoil decorations. An old iron gate with some statues
-behind it. A balcony with flowers. The Bridge of Sighs!
-Nothing could be so perfect as a city of water.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>The Lagoon at midnight under a full moon. Now I think I
-know what Venice is at its best. Distant lights, distant voices.
-Some one singing. There are pianos in this sea-isle city, playing
-at midnight. Just now a man silhouetted blackly, under a
-dark arch. Our gondola takes us into the very hallway of the
-Royal-Danieli.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>Water! Water! The music of all earthly elements. The
-lap of water! The sigh of water! The flow of water! In
-Venice you have it everywhere. It sings at the base of your
-doorstep; it purrs softly under your window; it suggests the
-eternal rhythm and the eternal flow at every angle. Time is
-running away; life is running away, and here in Venice, at
-every angle (under your window) is its symbol. I know of no
-city which at once suggests the lapse of time hourly, momentarily,
-and yet soothes the heart because of it. For all its movement
-or because of it, it is gay, light-hearted, without being
-enthusiastic. The peace that passes all understanding is here,
-soft, rhythmic, artistic. Venice is as gay as a song, as lovely as
-a jewel (an opal or an emerald), as rich as marble and as great
-as verse. There can only be one Venice in all the world!</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>No horses, no wagons, no clanging of cars. Just the patter
-of human feet. You listen here and the very language is musical.
-The voices are soft. Why should they be loud? They
-have nothing to contend with. I am wild about this place.
-There is a sweetness in the hush of things which woos, and yet
-it is not the hush of silence. All is life here, all movement—a
-sweet, musical gaiety. I wonder if murder and robbery can<span class="pagenum" id="Page_404">404</span>
-flourish in any of these sweet streets. The life here is like that
-of children playing. I swear in all my life I have never had
-such ravishing sensations of exquisite art-joy, of pure, delicious
-enthusiasm for the physical, exterior aspect of a city. It is as
-mild and sweet as moonlight itself.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>This hotel, Royal Danieli, is a delicious old palace, laved on
-one side by a canal. My room commands the whole of the
-Lagoon. George Sand and Alfred de Musset occupied a room
-here somewhere. Perhaps I have it.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>Venice is so markedly different from Florence. There all is
-heavy, somber, defensive, serious. Here all is light, airy, graceful,
-delicate. There could be no greater variation. Italy is
-such a wonderful country. It has Florence, Venice, Rome and
-Naples, to say nothing of Milan and the Riviera, which should
-really belong to it. No cornices here in Venice. They are all
-left behind in Florence.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>What shall I say of St. Mark’s and the Ducal Palace—mosaics
-of history, utterly exquisite. The least fragment of St.
-Mark’s I consider of the utmost value. The Ducal Palace
-should be guarded as one of the great treasures of the world.
-It is perfect.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<div id="if_i_404" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 34em;">
- <img src="images/i_404.jpg" width="1637" height="2219" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">There can only be one Venice</div></div>
-
-<p>Fortunately I saw St. Mark’s in the morning, in clear, refreshing,
-springlike sunlight. Neither Venice nor Florence have the
-hard glitter of the South—only a rich brightness. The domes
-are almost gold in effect. The nine frescoes of the façade, gold,
-red and blue. The walls, cream and gray. Before it is the
-oblique quadrangle which necessitates your getting far to one
-side to see the church squarely—a perfect and magnificently
-individual jewel. All the great churches are that, I notice.
-Overhead a sky of blue. Before you a great, smooth pavement,
-crowded with people, the Campanile (just recompleted) soaring
-heavenward in perfect lines. What a square! What a treasure
-for a city to have! Momentarily this space is swept over by
-great clouds of pigeons. The new reproduction of the old
-Campanile glows with a radiance all its own. Above all, the
-gilded crosses of the church. To the right the lovely arcaded
-façade of the library. To the right of the church, facing the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_405">405</span>
-square, the fretted beauty of the Doge’s Palace—a portion of
-it. As I was admiring it a warship in the harbor fired a great
-gun—twelve o’clock. Up went all my pigeons, thousands it
-seemed, sweeping in great restless circles while church bells
-began to chime and whistles to blow. Where are the manufactories
-of Venice?</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>At first you do not realize it, but suddenly it occurs to you—a
-city of one hundred and sixty thousand without a wagon, or
-horse, without a long, wide street, anywhere, without trucks,
-funeral processions, street cars. All the shops doing a brisk
-business, citizens at work everywhere, material pouring in and
-out, but no wagons—only small barges and gondolas. No
-noise save the welcome clatter of human feet; no sights save
-those which have a strange, artistic pleasantness. You can hear
-people talking sociably, their voices echoed by the strange cool
-walls. You can hear birds singing high up in pretty windows
-where flowers trail downward; you can hear the soft lap of
-waters on old steps at times, the softest, sweetest music of all.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>I find boxes, papers, straw, vegetable waste, all cast indifferently
-into the water and all borne swiftly out to sea. People
-open windows and cast out packages as if this were the only
-way. I walked into the Banca di Napoli this afternoon, facing
-the Grand Canal. It was only a few moments after the regular
-closing hour. I came upon it from some narrow lane—some
-“dry street.” It was quite open, the ground floor. There was
-a fine, dark-columned hall opening out upon the water. Where
-were the clerks, I wondered? There were none. Where that
-ultimate hurry and sense of life that characterizes the average
-bank at this hour? Nowhere. It was lovely, open, dark,—as
-silent as a ruin. When did the bank do business, I asked myself.
-No answer. I watched the waters from its steps and then went
-away.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>One of the little tricks of the architects here is to place a
-dainty little Gothic balcony above a door, perhaps the only one
-on the façade, and that hung with vines.</p>
-
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_406">406</span>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>Venice is mad about campaniles. It has a dozen, I think,
-some of them leaning, like the tower at Pisa.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>I must not forget the old rose of the clouds in the west.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>A gondolier selling vegetables and crying his wares is pure
-music. At my feet white steps laved by whitish-blue water.
-Tall, cool, damp walls, ten feet apart. Cool, wet, red brick
-pavements. The sun shining above makes one realize how
-lovely and cool it is here; and birds singing everywhere.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>Gondolas doing everything, carrying casks, coal, lumber, lime,
-stone, flour, bricks, and boxed supplies generally, and others
-carrying vegetables, fruit, kindling and flowers. Only now I
-saw a boat slipping by crowded with red geraniums.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>Lovely pointed windows and doors; houses, with colonnades,
-trefoils, quadrifoils, and exquisite fluted cornices to match, making
-every house that strictly adheres to them a jewel. It is
-Gothic, crossed with Moorish and Byzantine fancy. Some of
-them take on the black and white of London smoke, though why
-I have no idea. Others being colored richly at first are weathered
-by time into lovely half-colors or tones.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>These little canals are heavenly! They wind like scattered
-ribbons, flung broadcast, and the wind touches them only in spots,
-making the faintest ripples. Mostly they are as still as death.
-They have exquisite bridges crossing in delightful arches and
-wonderful doors and steps open into them, steps gray or yellow
-or black with age, steps that have green and brown moss on
-them and that are alternately revealed or hidden by a high or
-low tide. Here comes a gondolier now, peddling oranges. The
-music of his voice!</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>Latticework is everywhere, and it so obviously <em>belongs</em> here.
-Latticework in the churches, the houses, the public buildings.
-Venice loves it. It is oriental and truly beautiful.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>I find myself at a branch station of the water street-car
-service. There are gondolas here, too,—a score for hire. This
-man hails me genially, his brown hands and face, and small, old,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_407">407</span>
-soft roll hat a picture in the sun. I feel as if I were dreaming
-or as if this were some exquisite holiday of my childhood. One
-could talk for years of these passages in which, amidst the
-shadow and sunlight of cool, gray walls a gleam of color has
-shown itself. You look down narrow courts to lovely windows
-or doors or bridges or niches with a virgin or a saint in them.
-Now it is a black-shawled housewife or a fat, phlegmatic man
-that turns a corner; now a girl in a white skirt and pale green
-shawl, or a red skirt and a black shawl. Unexpected doorways,
-dark and deep with pleasant industries going on inside, bakeries
-with a wealth of new, warm bread; butcheries with red meat
-and brass scales; small restaurants, where appetizing roasts and
-meat-pies are displayed. Unexpected bridges, unexpected
-squares, unexpected streams of people moving in the sun, unexpected
-terraces, unexpected boats, unexpected voices, unexpected
-songs. That is Venice.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>To-day I took a boat on the Grand Canal to the Giardino
-which is at the eastern extreme of the city. It was evening. I
-found a lovely island just adjoining the gardens—a Piazza
-d’Arena. Rich green grass and a line of small trees along three
-sides. Silvery water. A second leaning tower and more islands
-in the distance. Cool and pleasant, with that lovely sense of
-evening in the air which comes only in spring. They said it
-would be cold in Venice, but it isn’t. Birds twittering, the
-waters of the bay waveless, the red, white and brown colors of
-the city showing in rich patches. I think if there is a heaven
-on earth, it is Venice in spring.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>Just now the sun came out and I witnessed a Turner effect.
-First this lovely bay was suffused with a silvery-gold light—its
-very surface. Then the clouds in the west broke into ragged
-masses. The sails, the islands, the low buildings in the distance
-began to stand out brilliantly. Even the Campanile, San
-Giorgio Maggiore and the Salute took on an added glory. I
-was witnessing a great sky-and-water song, a poem, a picture—something
-to identify Venice with my life. Three ducks went
-by, high in the air, honking as they went. A long black flotilla
-of thin-prowed coal barges passed in the foreground. The
-engines of a passing steamer beat rhythmically and I breathed
-deep and joyously to think I had witnessed all.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_408">408</span>
-<p>Bells over the water, the lap of waves, the smell of seaweed.
-How soft and elevated and ethereal voices sound at this time.
-An Italian sailor, sitting on the grass looking out over it all, has
-his arms about his girl.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>It would be easy to give an order for ten thousand lovely views
-of Venice, and get them.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-</div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_409" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_409">409</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XLI">CHAPTER XLI<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">VENICE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap al"><span class="smcap1">Aside</span> from the cathedral of St. Mark’s, the
-Doge’s Palace and the Academy or Venetian
-gallery of old masters, I could find little of
-artistic significance in Venice—little aside from the
-wonderful spectacle of the city as a whole. As a
-spectacle, viewed across the open space of water, known
-as the Lagoon, the churches of San Giorgio Maggiore
-and Santa Maria della Salute with their domes and
-campaniles strangely transfigured by light and air, are
-beautiful. Close at hand, for me, they lost much romance
-which distance gave them, though the mere space
-of their interiors was impressive. The art, according
-to my judgment, was bad and in the main I noticed that
-my guide books agreed with me—spiritless religious
-representations which, after the Sistine Chapel in Rome
-and such pictures as those of Michelangelo’s “Holy
-Family” and Botticelli’s “Adoration of the Magi” in
-the Uffizi at Florence, were without import. I preferred
-to speculate on the fear of the plague which had
-produced the Salute and the discovery of the body of
-St. Stephen, the martyr, which had given rise to San
-Giorgio, for it was interesting to think, with these facts
-before me, how art and spectacle in life so often take
-their rise from silly, almost pointless causes and a plain
-lie is more often the foundation of a great institution
-than a truth. Santa Maria didn’t save the citizens of
-Venice from the plague in 1630, and in 1110 the Doge
-Ordelafo Faliero did not bring back the true body of
-St. Stephen from Palestine, although he may have<span class="pagenum" id="Page_410">410</span>
-thought he did,—at least there are other “true bodies.”
-But the old, silly progress of illusion, vanity, politics and
-the like has produced these and other institutions
-throughout the world and will continue to do so, no
-doubt, until time shall be no more. It was interesting
-to me to see the once large and really beautiful Dominican
-monastery surrounding San Giorgio turned into
-barracks and offices for government officials. I do not
-see why these churches should not be turned into libraries
-or galleries. Their religious import is quite gone.</p>
-
-<p>In Venice it was, I think, that I got a little sick of
-churches and second- and third-rate art. The city itself
-is so beautiful, exteriorly speaking, that only the greatest
-art could be tolerated here, yet aside from the Academy,
-which is crowded with canvases by Bellini, Tintoretto,
-Titian, Veronese and others of the Venetian school,
-and the Ducal Palace, largely decorated by Tintoretto
-and Veronese, there is nothing, save of course St.
-Mark’s. Outside of that and the churches of the
-Salute and San Giorgio,—both bad, artistically, I think,—there
-are thirty-three or thirty-four other churches
-all with bits of something which gets them into the catalogues,
-a Titian, a Tintoretto, a Giorgione or a Paolo
-Veronese, until the soul wearies and you say to yourself—“Well,
-I’ve had about enough of this—what
-is the use?”</p>
-
-<p>There is no use. Unless you are tracing the rise of
-religious art, or trying to visit the tombs of semi-celebrated
-persons, or following out the work of some one
-man or group of men to the last fragment you might as
-well desist. There is nothing in it. I sought church
-after church, entering dark, pleasant, but not often imposing,
-interiors only to find a single religious representation
-of one kind or another hardly worth the trouble.
-In the Frari I found Titian’s famous Madonna of the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_411">411</span>
-Pescaro family and a pretentious mausoleum commemorating
-Canova, and in Santa Maria Formosa Palma
-Vecchio’s St. Barbara and four other saints, which appealed
-to me very much, but in the main I was disappointed
-and made dreary. After St. Peter’s, the Vatican,
-St. Paul’s Without the Walls in Rome, the cathedrals at
-Pisa and elsewhere, and the great galleries of Florence,
-Venice seemed to me artistically dull. I preferred always
-to get out into the streets again to see the small shops, to
-encounter the winding canals, to cross the little bridges
-and to feel that here was something new and different,
-far different and more artistic than anything which any
-church or museum could show.</p>
-
-<p>One of the strangest things about Venice to me was
-the curious manner in which you could always track a
-great public square or market place of some kind by
-following some thin trickling of people you would find
-making their way in a given direction. Suddenly in
-some quite silent residence section, with all its lovely
-waterways about you, you would encounter a small thin
-stream of people going somewhere, perhaps five or six
-in a row, over bridges, up narrow alleys, over more
-bridges, through squares or triangles past churches or
-small stores and constantly swelling in volume until you
-found yourself in the midst of a small throng turning
-now right, now left, when suddenly you came out on the
-great open market place or piazza to which they were all
-tending. They always struck me as a sheep-like company,
-these Venetians, very mild, very soft, pattering here
-and there with vague, almost sad eyes. Here in Venice
-I saw no newspapers displayed at all, nor ever heard
-any called, nor saw any read. There was none of that
-morning vigor which characterizes an American city.
-It was always more like a quiet village scene to me than
-any aspect of a fair-sized city. Yet because I was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_412">412</span>
-comfortable in Venice and because all the while I was
-there it was so radiantly beautiful, I left it with real
-sorrow. To me it was perfect.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>The one remaining city of Italy that I was yet to see,
-Milan, because already I had seen so much of Italy and
-because I was eager to get into Switzerland and Germany,
-was of small interest to me. It was a long, tedious
-ride to Milan, and I spent my one day there rambling
-about without enthusiasm. Outside of a half-dozen
-early Christian basilicas, which I sedulously avoided (I
-employed a guide), there was only the cathedral, the
-now dismantled palace and fortress of the Sforzas masquerading
-as a museum and the local art gallery, an imposing
-affair crowded with that same religious art work
-of the Renaissance which, one might almost say in the
-language of the Milwaukee brewer, had made Italy famous.
-I was, however, about fed up on art. As a
-cathedral that of Milan seemed as imposing as any, great
-and wonderful. I was properly impressed with its immense
-stained-glass windows, said to be the largest in
-the world, its fifty-two columns supporting its great
-roof, its ninety-eight pinnacles and two thousand statues.
-Of a splendid edifice such as this there is really nothing
-to say—it is like Amiens, Rouen, and Canterbury—simply
-astounding. It would be useless to attempt to
-describe the emotions it provoked, as useless as to indicate
-the feelings some of the pictures in the local gallery
-aroused in me. It would be Amiens all over again,
-or some of the pictures in the Uffizi. It seemed to me
-the newest of all the Gothic cathedrals I saw, absolutely
-preserved in all its details and as recently erected as yesterday,
-yet it was begun in 1386.</p>
-
-<p>The wonder of this and of every other cathedral like
-it that I saw, to me, was never their religious but their<span class="pagenum" id="Page_413">413</span>
-artistic significance. Some one with a splendid imagination
-must always have been behind each one—and I
-can never understand the character or the temper of an
-age or a people that will let anything happen to them.</p>
-
-<p>But if I found little of thrilling artistic significance
-after Rome and the south I was strangely impressed
-with the modernity of Milan. Europe, to me, is not
-so old in its texture anywhere as one would suppose.
-Most European cities of large size are of recent growth,
-just as American cities are. So many of the great buildings
-that we think of as time-worn, such as the Ducal
-Palace at Venice, and elsewhere, are in an excellent state
-of preservation—quite new looking. Venice has many
-new buildings in the old style. Rome is largely composed
-of modern tenements and apartment houses. There
-are elevators in Perugia, and when you reach Milan you
-find it newer than St. Louis or Cleveland. If there is
-any medieval spirit anywhere remaining in Milan I could
-not find it. The shops are bright and attractive. There
-are large department stores, and the honk-honk of the
-automobile is quite as common here as anywhere. It
-has only five hundred thousand population, but, even so,
-it evidences great commercial force. If you ride out in
-the suburbs, as I did, you see new houses, new factories,
-new streets, new everything. Unlike the inhabitants of
-southern Italy, the people are large physically and I did
-not understand this until I learned that they are freely
-mingled with the Germans. The Germans are here in
-force, in control of the silk mills, the leather manufactories,
-the restaurants, the hotels, the book stores and
-printing establishments. It is a wonder to me that they
-are not in control of the Opera House and the musical
-activities, and I have no doubt that they influence it
-greatly. The director of La Scala ought to be a German,
-if he is not. I got a first suggestion of Paris in the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_414">414</span>
-tables set before the cafés in the Arcade of Vittorio
-Emanuele and had my first taste of Germany in the
-purely German beer-halls with their orchestras of men
-or women, where for a few cents expended for beer you
-can sit by the hour and listen to the music. In the hotel
-where I stopped the German precision of regulation was
-as marked as anywhere in Germany. It caused me to
-wonder whether the Germans would eventually sweep
-down and possess Italy and, if they did, what they would
-make of it or what Italy would make of them.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_415" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_415">415</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XLII">CHAPTER XLII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">LUCERNE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap i"><span class="smcap1">I entered</span> Switzerland at Chiasso, a little way
-from Lake Como in Italy, and left it at Basle
-near the German frontier, and all I saw was
-mountains—mountains—mountains—some capped
-with snow and some without, tall, sharp, craggy peaks,
-and rough, sharp declivities, with here and there a
-patch of grass, here and there a deep valley, here and
-there a lonely, wide-roofed, slab-built house with those
-immense projecting eaves first made familiar to me by the
-shabby adaptations which constitute our “L” stations in
-New York. The landscape hardens perceptibly a little
-way out of Milan. High slopes and deep lakes appear.
-At Chiasso, the first stop in Switzerland, I handed the
-guard a half-dozen letters I had written in Milan and
-stamped with Italian stamps. I did not know until I
-did this that we were out of Italy, had already changed
-guards and that a new crew—Swiss—was in charge
-of the train. “Monsieur,” he said, tapping the stamp
-significantly, “vous êtes en Suisse.” I do not understand
-French, but I did comprehend that, and I perceived
-also that I was talking to a Swiss. All the people
-on the platform were “Schweitzers” as the Germans
-call them, fair, chunky, stolid-looking souls without
-a touch of that fire or darkness so generally present
-a few miles south. Why should a distance of ten
-miles, five miles, make such an astonishing change? It
-is one of the strangest experiences of travel, to cross an
-imaginary boundary-line and find everything different;<span class="pagenum" id="Page_416">416</span>
-people, dress, architecture, landscape, often soil and
-foliage. It proves that countries are not merely soil and
-climatic conditions but that there is something more—a
-race stock which is not absolutely a product of the soil
-and which refuses to yield entirely to climate. Races
-like animals have an origin above soil and do hold their
-own in spite of changed or changing climatic conditions.
-Cross any boundary you like from one country into another
-and judge for yourself.</p>
-
-<p>Now that I was started, really out of Italy, I was
-ready for any change, the more marked the better; and
-here was one. Switzerland is about as much like Italy
-as a rock is like a bouquet of flowers—a sharp-edged
-rock and a rich colorful, odorous bouquet. And yet, in
-spite of all its chill, bare bleakness, its high ridges and
-small shut-in valleys, it has beauty, cold but real. As
-the train sped on toward Lucerne I kept my face glued
-to the window-pane on one side or the other, standing
-most of the time in the corridor, and was rewarded constantly
-by a magnificent panorama. Such bleak, sharp
-crags as stood always above us, such cold, white fields of
-snow! Sometimes the latter stretched down toward us
-in long deep cañons or ravines until they disappeared as
-thin white streaks at the bottom. I saw no birds of any
-kind flying; no gardens nor patches of flowers anywhere,
-only brown or gray or white châlets with heavy overhanging
-eaves and an occasional stocky, pale-skinned
-citizen in a short jacket, knee trousers, small round hat
-and flamboyant waistcoat. I wondered whether I was
-really seeing the national costume. I was. I saw more
-of it at Lucerne, that most hotelly of cities, and in the
-mountains and valleys of the territory beyond it—toward
-Basle. Somebody once said of God that he might
-love all the creatures he had made but he certainly
-couldn’t admire them. I will reverse that for Switzerland.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_417">417</span>
-I might always admire its wonders but I could
-never love them.</p>
-
-<p>And yet after hours and hours of just this twisting
-and turning up slope and down valley, when I reached
-Lucerne I thought it was utterly beautiful. Long before
-we reached there the lake appeared and we followed
-its shores, whirling in and out of tunnels and along
-splendid slopes. Arrived at Lucerne, I came out into
-the piazza which spreads before the station to the very
-edge of the lake. I was instantly glad that I had included
-Lucerne in my itinerary. It was evening and
-the lamps in the village (it is not a large city) were already
-sparkling and the water of the lake not only reflected
-the glow of the lamps along its shores but the
-pale pinks and mauves over the tops of the peaks in the
-west. There was snow on the upper stretches of the
-mountains but down here in this narrow valley filled
-with quaint houses, hotels, churches and modern apartments,
-all was balmy and pleasant,—not at all cold.
-My belongings were bundled into the attendant ’bus and
-I was rattled off to one of the best hotels I saw abroad—the National—of
-the Ritz-Carlton system; very quiet,
-very ornate, and with all those conveniences and comforts
-which the American has learned to expect, plus a
-European standard of service and politeness of which
-we can as yet know nothing in America.</p>
-
-<p>I am afraid I have an insatiable appetite for natural
-beauty. I am entertained by character, thrilled by art,
-but of all the enlarging spiritual influences the natural
-panorama is to me the most important. This night,
-after my first day of rambling about Lucerne, I sat out
-on my hotel balcony, overlooking the lake and studied
-the dim moonlit outlines of the peaks crowding about it,
-the star-shine reflected in the water, the still distances
-and the moon sinking over the peaks to the west of the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_418">418</span>
-quaint city. Art has no method of including, or suggesting
-even, these vast sidereal spaces. The wonder of the
-night and moonlight is scarcely for the painter’s brush.
-It belongs in verse, the drama, great literary pageants
-such as those of Balzac, Turgenieff and Flaubert, but
-not in pictures. The human eye can see so much and
-the human heart responds so swiftly that it is only by
-suggestion that anything is achieved in art. Art cannot
-give you the night in all its fullness save as, by suggestion,
-it brings back the wonder of the reality which you
-have already felt and seen.</p>
-
-<p>I think perhaps of the two impressions that I retained
-most distinctly of Lucerne, that of the evening and of
-the morning, the morning was best. I came out on my
-balcony at dawn, the first morning after I arrived, when
-the lake was lying below me in glassy, olive-black stillness.
-Up the bank to my left were trees, granite slopes,
-a small châlet built out over the water, its spiles standing
-in the still lake in a soothing, restful way. To my right,
-at the foot of the lake, lay Lucerne, its quaint outlines
-but vaguely apparent in the shadow. Across the lake
-only a little space were small boats, a dock, a church,
-and beyond them, in a circle, gray-black peaks. At their
-extreme summits along a rough, horny skyline were the
-suggestions of an electric dawn, a pale, steely gray
-brightening from dark into light.</p>
-
-<p>It was not cold at Lucerne, though it was as yet only
-early March. The air was as soft and balmy as at
-Venice. As I sat there the mountain skyline brightened
-first to a faint pink, the snow on the ridges took on a
-lavender and bluish hue as at evening, the green of the
-lower slopes became softly visible and the water began
-to reflect the light of the sky, the shadow of the banks,
-the little boats, and even some wild ducks flying
-over its surface,—ducks coming from what bleak,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_419">419</span>
-drear spaces I could only guess. Presently I saw a man
-come out from a hotel, enter a small canoe and paddle
-away in the direction of the upper lake. No other living
-thing appeared until the sky had changed from pink to
-blue, the water to a rich silvery gray, the green to a
-translucent green and the rays of the sun came finally
-glistering over the peaks. Then the rough notches and
-gaps of the mountains—gray where blown clear of
-snow, or white where filled with it—took on a sharp,
-brilliant roughness. You could see the cold peaks
-outlined clearly in the water, and the little steeples
-of the churches. My wild ducks were still paddling
-briskly about. I noticed that a particular pair found
-great difficulty in finding the exact spot to suit them.
-With a restless quank, quank, quank, they would rise and
-fly a space only to light with a soft splatter and quack
-cheerfully. When they saw the lone rower returning
-they followed him, coming up close to the hotel dock and
-paddling smartly in his vicinity. I watched him fasten
-his boat and contemplate the ducks. After he had gone
-away I wondered if they were pets of his. Then the
-day having clearly come, I went inside.</p>
-
-<p>By ten o’clock all Lucerne seemed to have come
-out to promenade along the smooth walks that border
-the shore. Pretty church-bells in severe, conical towers
-began to ring and students in small, dark, tambourine-like
-hats, jackets, tight trousers, and carrying little canes
-about the size of batons, began to walk smartly up and
-down. There were a few travelers present, wintering
-here, no doubt,—English and Americans presenting their
-usual severe, intellectual, inquiring and self-protective
-dispositions. They stood out in sharp contrast to the
-native Swiss,—a fair, stolid, quiescent people. The
-town itself by day I found to be as clean, spruce and orderly
-as a private pine forest. I never saw a more spick<span class="pagenum" id="Page_420">420</span>
-and span place, not even in ge-washed and ge-brushed
-Germany.</p>
-
-<p>This being Sunday and wonderfully fair, I decided to
-take the trip up the lake on one of the two small steamers
-that I saw anchored at apparently rival docks. They
-may have served boats plying on different arms of the lake.
-On this trip I fell in with a certain “Major Y. Myata,
-M.D., Surgeon, Imperial Japanese Army” as his card
-read, who, I soon learned, was doing Europe much as
-I was, only entirely alone. I first saw him as he bought
-his ticket on board the steamer at Lucerne,—a small,
-quiet, wiry man, very keen and observant, who addressed
-the purser in English first and later in German.
-He came on the top deck into the first-class section, a
-fair-sized camera slung over his shoulder, a notebook
-sticking out of the pocket, and finding a seat, very carefully
-dusted his small feet with the extreme corners of
-his military overcoat, and rubbed his thin, horse-hairy
-mustache with a small, claw-like hand. He looked about
-in a quiet way and began after the boat started to take
-pictures and make copious notes. He had small, piercing,
-bird-like eyes and a strangely unconscious-seeming manner
-which was in reality anything but unconscious. We
-fell to talking of Switzerland, Germany and Italy, where
-he had been, and by degrees I learned the route of his
-trip, or what he chose to tell me of it, and his opinions
-concerning Europe and the Far East—as much as he
-chose to communicate.</p>
-
-<p>It appeared that before coming to Europe this time
-he had made but one other trip out of Japan, namely to
-California, where he had spent a year. He had left
-Japan in October, sailed direct for London and reached
-it in November; had already been through Holland and
-Belgium, France, Germany, Italy, and was bound for
-Munich and Hungary and, not strange to relate, Russia.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_421">421</span>
-He was coming to America—New York particularly,
-and was eager to know of a good hotel. I mentioned
-twenty. He spoke English, French, Italian and German,
-although he had never before been anywhere except
-to California. I knew he spoke German, for I talked to
-him in that language and after finding that he could
-speak it better than I could I took his word for the rest.
-We lunched together. I mentioned the little I knew of
-the Japanese in New York. He brightened considerably.
-We compared travel notes—Italy, France, England.
-“I do not like the Italians,” he observed in one
-place. “I think they are tricky. They do not tell the
-truth.”</p>
-
-<p>“They probably held up your baggage at the station.”</p>
-
-<p>“They did more than that to me. I could never depend
-on them.”</p>
-
-<p>“How do you like the Germans?” I asked him.</p>
-
-<p>“A very wonderful people. Very civil I thought.
-The Rhine is beautiful.”</p>
-
-<p>I had to smile when I learned that he had done the
-night cafés of Paris, had contrasted English and French
-farce as represented by the Empire and the Folies-Bergère,
-and knew all about the Post Impressionists and the
-Futurists or Cubists. The latter he did not understand.
-“It is possible,” he said in his strange, sing-songy way,
-“that they represent some motives of constructive subconscious
-mind with which we are not any of us familiar
-yet. Electricity came to man in some such way as that.
-I do not know. I do not pretend to understand it.”</p>
-
-<p>At the extreme upper end of Lucerne where the boat
-stopped, we decided to get out and take the train back.
-He was curious to see the shrine or tomb of William
-Tell which was listed as being near here, but when he
-learned that it was two or three miles and that we
-would miss a fast train, he was willing to give it up.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_422">422</span>
-With a strange, old-world wisdom he commented on the
-political organization of Switzerland, saying that it
-struck him as strange that these Alpine fastnesses should
-ever have achieved an identity of their own. “They
-have always been separate communities until quite recently,”
-he said, “and I think that perhaps only railroads,
-tunnels, telegraph and telephone have made their
-complete union satisfactory now.”</p>
-
-<p>I marveled at the wisdom of this Oriental as I do at
-so many of them. They are so intensely matter-of-fact
-and practical. Their industry is uncanny. This man
-talked to me of Alpine botany as contrasted with that of
-some of the mountain regions of Japan and then we
-talked of Lincoln, Grant, Washington, Li Hung Chang
-and Richard Wagner. He suggested quite simply that it
-was probable that Germany’s only artistic outlet was
-music.</p>
-
-<p>I was glad to have the company of Major Myata
-for dinner that same evening, for nothing could have
-been duller than the very charming Louis Quinze dining-room
-filled with utterly conventional American and
-English visitors. Small, soldierly, erect, he made quite an
-impression as he entered with me. The Major had been
-in two battles of the Russian-Japanese War and had
-witnessed an attack somewhere one night after midnight
-in a snowstorm. Here at table as he proceeded to explain
-in his quiet way, by means of knives and forks, the
-arrangement of the lines and means of caring for the
-wounded, I saw the various diners studying him. He
-was a very forceful-looking person. Very. He told me
-of the manner in which the sanitary and surgical equipment
-and control of the Japanese army had been completely
-revolutionized since the date of the Japanese-Russian
-War and that now all the present equipment was
-new. “The great things in our army to-day,” he observed<span class="pagenum" id="Page_423">423</span>
-very quietly at one point, “are artillery and sanitation.”
-A fine combination! He left me at midnight,
-after several hours in various cafés.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_424" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_424">424</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XLIII">CHAPTER XLIII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">ENTERING GERMANY</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">If</span> a preliminary glance at Switzerland suggested to
-me a high individuality, primarily Teutonic but secondarily
-national and distinctive, all I saw afterwards
-in Germany and Holland with which I contrasted
-it, confirmed my first impression. I believe that the Swiss,
-for all that they speak the German language and have an
-architecture that certainly has much in common with that
-of medieval Germany, are yet of markedly diverging
-character. They struck me in the main as colder, more
-taciturn, more introspective and less flamboyant than the
-Germans. The rank and file, in so far as I could see,
-were extremely sparing, saving, reserved. They reminded
-me more of such Austrians and Tyrolians as I
-have known, than of Germans. They were thinner,
-livelier in their actions, not so lusty nor yet so aggressive.</p>
-
-<p>The new architecture which I saw between Lucerne and
-the German frontier reminded me of much of that which
-one sees in northern Ohio and Indiana and southern
-Michigan. There are still traces of the over-elaborate
-curlicue type of structure and decoration so interesting
-as being representative of medieval Teutonic life,
-but not much. The new manufacturing towns were
-very clean and spruce with modern factory buildings of
-the latest almost-all-glass type; and churches and public
-buildings, obviously an improvement or an attempt at
-improvement on older Swiss and Teutonic ideals, were
-everywhere apparent. Lucerne itself is divided into an
-old section, honored and preserved for its historic and
-commercial value, as being attractive to travelers; a new<span class="pagenum" id="Page_425">425</span>
-section, crowded with stores, tenements and apartments
-of the latest German and American type; and a hotel
-section, filled with large Anglicized and Parisianized
-structures, esplanades, small lounging squares and the like.
-I never bothered to look at Thorwaldsen’s famous lion.
-One look at a photograph years ago alienated me forever.</p>
-
-<p>I had an interesting final talk on the morning of
-my departure from Lucerne with the resident manager
-of the hotel who was only one of many employees of a
-company that controlled, so he told me, hotels in Berlin,
-Frankfort, Paris, Rome and London. He had formerly
-been resident manager of a hotel in Frankfort, the one
-to which I was going, and said that he might be transferred
-any time to some other one. He was the man,
-as I learned, whom I had seen rowing on the lake the
-first morning I sat out on my balcony—the one whom
-the wild ducks followed.</p>
-
-<p>“I saw you,” I said as I paid my bill, “out rowing
-on the lake the other morning. I should say that was
-pleasant exercise.”</p>
-
-<p>“I always do it,” he said very cheerfully. He was
-a tall, pale, meditative man with a smooth, longish, waxen
-countenance and very dark hair. He was the last word
-as to toilet and courtesy. “I am glad to have the
-chance. I love nature.”</p>
-
-<p>“Are those wild ducks I see on the lake flying about?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes. We have lots of them. They are not
-allowed to be shot. That’s why they come here. We
-have gulls, too. There is a whole flock of gulls that
-comes here every winter. I feed them right out here
-at the dock every day.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, where can they come from?” I asked. “This
-is a long way from the sea.”</p>
-
-<p>“I know it,” he replied. “It is strange. They come<span class="pagenum" id="Page_426">426</span>
-over the Alps from the Mediterranean I suppose. You
-will see them on the Rhine, too, if you go there. I don’t
-know. They come though. Sometimes they leave for
-four or five days or a week, but they always come back.
-The captain of the steamer tells me he thinks they go
-to some other lake. They know me though. When
-they come back in the fall and I go out to feed them
-they make a great fuss.”</p>
-
-<p>“They are the same gulls, then?”</p>
-
-<p>“The very same.”</p>
-
-<p>I had to smile.</p>
-
-<p>“Those two ducks are great friends of mine, too,”
-he went on, referring to the two I had seen following
-him. “They always come up to the dock when I come
-out and when I come back from my row they come again.
-Oh, they make a great clatter.”</p>
-
-<p>He looked at me and smiled in a pleased way.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>The train which I boarded at Lucerne was a through
-express from Milan to Frankfort with special cars for
-Paris and Berlin. It was crowded with Germans of a
-ruddy, solid variety, radiating health, warmth, assurance,
-defiance. I never saw a more marked contrast than existed
-between these travelers on the train and the local
-Swiss outside. The latter seemed much paler and less
-forceful by contrast, though not less intellectual and certainly
-more refined.</p>
-
-<p>One stout, German lady, with something like eighteen
-packages, had made a veritable express room of her
-second-class compartment. The average traveler, entitled
-to a seat beside her, would take one look at her defenses
-and pass on. She was barricaded beyond any
-hope of successful attack.</p>
-
-<p>I watched interestedly to see how the character of
-the people, soil and climate would change as we crossed<span class="pagenum" id="Page_427">427</span>
-the frontier into Germany. Every other country I had
-entered had presented a great contrast to the last. After
-passing fifteen or twenty Swiss towns and small cities,
-perhaps more, we finally reached Basle and there the
-crew was changed. I did not know it, being busy thinking
-of other things, until an immense, rotund, guttural-voiced
-conductor appeared at the door and wanted to
-know if I was bound for Frankfort. I looked out.
-It was just as I expected: another world and another
-atmosphere had been substituted for that of Switzerland.
-Already the cars and depot platforms were different,
-heavier I thought, more pretentious. Heavy German porters
-(packträger) were in evidence. The cars,
-the vast majority of them here, bore the label of Imperial
-Germany—the wide-winged, black eagle with the
-crown above it, painted against a pinkish-white background,
-with the inscription “Kaiserlicher Deutsche
-Post.” A station-master, erect as a soldier, very large,
-with splendiferous parted whiskers, arrayed in a blue uniform
-and cap, regulated the departure of trains. The
-“Uscita” and “Entrata” of Italy here became “Eingang”
-and “Ausgang,” and the “Bagaglia” of every
-Italian station was here “Gepäck.” The endless German
-“Verboten,” and “Es ist untersagt” also came into
-evidence. We rolled out into a wide, open, flat, mountainless
-plain with only the thin poplars of France in
-evidence and no waterways of any kind, and then I knew
-that Switzerland was truly no more.</p>
-
-<p>If you want to see how the lesser Teutonic countries
-vary from this greater one, the dominant German Empire,
-pass this way from Switzerland into Germany, or from
-Germany into Holland. At Basle, as I have said,
-we left the mountains for once and for all. I
-saw but few frozen peaks after Lucerne. As we approached
-Basle they seemed to grow less and less<span class="pagenum" id="Page_428">428</span>
-and beyond that we entered a flat plain, as flat as Kansas
-and as arable as the Mississippi Valley, which stretched
-unbroken from Basle to Frankfort and from Frankfort
-to Berlin. Judging from what I saw the major part of
-Germany is a vast prairie, as flat as a pancake and as
-thickly strewn with orderly, new, bright forceful towns
-as England is with quaint ones.</p>
-
-<p>However, now that I was here, I observed that
-it was just these qualities which make Germany powerful
-and the others weak. Such thoroughness, such
-force, such universal superintendence! Truly it is
-amazing. Once you are across the border, if you are
-at all sensitive to national or individual personalities
-you can feel it, vital, glowing, entirely superior and
-more ominous than that of Switzerland, or Italy, and
-often less pleasant. It is very much like the heat and
-glow of a furnace. Germany is a great forge or workshop.
-It resounds with the industry of a busy nation;
-it has all the daring and assurance of a successful man;
-it struts, commands, defies, asserts itself at every turn.
-You would not want to witness greater variety of character
-than you could by passing from England through
-France into Germany. After the stolidity and civility
-of the English, and the lightness and spirit of France,
-the blazing force and defiance of the Germans comes
-upon you as almost the most amazing of all.</p>
-
-<p>In spite of the fact that my father was German and
-that I have known more or less of Germans all my life,
-I cannot say that I admired the personnel of the German
-Empire, the little that I saw of it, half so much as I
-admired some of the things they had apparently achieved.
-All the stations that I saw in Germany were in apple-pie
-order, new, bright, well-ordered. Big blue-lettered
-signs indicated just the things you wanted to know.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_429">429</span>
-The station platforms were exceedingly well built of
-red tile and white stone; the tracks looked as though
-they were laid on solid hardwood ties; the train
-ran as smoothly as if there were no flaws in it
-anywhere and it ran swiftly. I had to smile as
-occasionally on a platform—the train speeding swiftly—a
-straight, upstanding German officer or official, his
-uniform looking like new, his boots polished, his gold
-epaulets and buckles shining as brightly as gold can
-shine, his blond whiskers, red cap, glistening glasses or
-bright monocle, and above all his sharp, clear eyes looking
-directly at you, making an almost amazing combination
-of energy, vitality and superiority, came into view
-and disappeared again. It gave you a startling impression
-of the whole of Germany. “Are they all like
-that?” I asked myself. “Is the army really so dashing
-and forceful?”</p>
-
-<p>As I traveled first to Frankfort, then to Mayence,
-Coblenz and Cologne and again from Cologne to Frankfort
-and Berlin, and thence out of the country via Holland,
-the wonder grew. I should say now that if Germany
-has any number of defects of temperament, and it
-truly has from almost any American point of view, it
-has virtues and capacities so noteworthy, admirable and
-advantageous that the whole world may well sit up and
-take notice. The one thing that came home to me with
-great force was that Germany is in no way loose jointed
-or idle but, on the contrary, strong, red-blooded, avid,
-imaginative. Germany is a terrific nation, hopeful,
-courageous, enthusiastic, orderly, self-disciplining, at
-present anyhow, and if it can keep its pace without engaging
-in some vast, self-destroying conflict, it can become
-internally so powerful that it will almost stand
-irresistible. I should say that any nation that to-day<span class="pagenum" id="Page_430">430</span>
-chose to pick a quarrel with Germany on her home ground
-would be foolish in the extreme. It is the beau ideal of
-the aggressive, militant, orderly spirit and, if it were
-properly captained and the gods were kind, it would
-be everywhere invincible.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>When I entered Germany it was with just two definite
-things in mind. One was to seek out my father’s birthplace,
-a little hamlet, as I understood it, called Mayen,
-located somewhere between the Moselle and the Rhine at
-Coblenz,—the region where the Moselle wines come
-from. The other was to visit Berlin and see what Germany’s
-foremost city was really like and to get a look at
-the Kaiser if possible. In both of these I was quickly
-successful, though after I reached Frankfort some other
-things transpired which were not on the program.</p>
-
-<p>Frankfort was a disappointment to me at first. It was
-a city of over four hundred thousand population, clean,
-vigorous, effective; but I saw it in a rain, to begin with,
-and I did not like it. It was too squat in appearance—too
-unvarying in its lines; it seemed to have no focal
-point such as one finds in all medieval cities. What
-has come over the spirit of city governments, directing
-architects, and individual enterprise? Is there no one
-who wants really to do the very exceptional thing? No
-German city I saw had a central heart worthy of the
-name—no Piazza del Campidoglio such as Rome has;
-no Piazza della Signoria such as Florence has; no Piazza
-San Marco such as Venice has; not even a cathedral
-center, lovely thing that it is, such as Milan has.
-Paris with its Gardens of the Tuileries, its Champs-de-Mars,
-its Esplanades des Invalides, and its Arc de
-Triomphe and Place de l’Opéra, does so much better in
-this matter than any German city has dreamed of doing.
-Even London has its splendid focal point about the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_431">431</span>
-Houses of Parliament, St. Paul’s and the Embankment,
-which are worth something. But German cities!
-Yet they are worthy cities, every one of them, and far
-more vital than those of Italy.</p>
-
-<p>I should like to relate first, however, the story of the
-vanishing birthplace. Ever since I was three or four
-years old and dandled on my father’s knee in our Indiana
-homestead, I had heard more or less of Mayen,
-Coblenz, and the region on the Rhine from which my
-father came. As we all know, the Germans are a sentimental,
-fatherland-loving race and my father, honest
-German Catholic that he was, was no exception. He
-used to tell me what a lovely place Mayen was, how the
-hills rose about it, how grape-growing was its principal
-industry, how there were castles there and grafs and
-rich burghers, and how there was a wall about the city
-which in his day constituted it an armed fortress, and how
-often as a little child he had been taken out through
-some one of its great gates seated on the saddle of some
-kindly minded cavalryman and galloped about the drill-ground.
-He seems to have become, by the early death
-of his mother and second marriage of his father, a
-rather unwelcome stepchild and, early, to escape being
-draughted for the Prussian army which had seized this
-town—which only a few years before had belonged to
-France, though German enough in character—he had
-secretly decamped to the border with three others and
-so made his way to Paris. Later he came to America,
-made his way by degrees to Indiana, established a
-woolen-mill on the banks of the Wabash at Terre Haute
-and there, after marrying in Ohio, raised his large
-family. His first love was his home town, however,
-and Prussia, which he admired; and to his dying day
-he never ceased talking about it. On more than one
-occasion he told me he would like to go back, just to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_432">432</span>
-see how things were, but the Prussian regulations concerning
-deserters or those who avoided service were so
-drastic and the likelihood of his being recognized so great
-that he was afraid of being seized and at least thrown
-into prison if not shot, so he never ventured it. I fancy
-this danger of arrest and his feeling that he could not
-return cast an additional glamour over the place and the
-region which he could never revisit. Anyhow I was
-anxious to see Mayen and to discover if the family name
-still persisted there.</p>
-
-<p>When I consulted with the Cook’s agent at Rome he
-had promptly announced, “There isn’t any such place as
-Mayen. You’re thinking of Mayence, near Frankfort,
-on the Rhine.”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” I said, “I’m not. I’m thinking of Mayen—M-a-y-e-n.
-Now you look and see.”</p>
-
-<p>“There isn’t any such place, I tell you,” he replied
-courteously. “It’s Mayence, not very far from Frankfort.”</p>
-
-<p>“Let me see,” I argued, looking at his map. “It’s
-near the junction of the Rhine and the Moselle.”</p>
-
-<p>“Mayence is the place. See, here it is. Here’s the
-Moselle and here’s Mayence.”</p>
-
-<p>I looked, and sure enough they seemed reasonably
-close together. “All right,” I said, “give me a ticket to
-Berlin via Mayence.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll book you to Frankfort. That’s only thirty
-minutes away. There’s nothing of interest at Mayence—not
-even a good hotel.”</p>
-
-<p>Arrived at Frankfort, I decided not to send my trunks
-to the hotel as yet but to take one light bag, leaving the remainder
-“<i xml:lang="de" lang="de">im Gepäck</i>” and see what I could at Mayence.
-I might want to stay all night, wandering about my
-father’s old haunts, and I might want to go down the
-Rhine a little way—I was not sure.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_433">433</span></p>
-
-<p>The Mayence to which I was going was not the Mayen
-that I wanted, but I did not know that. You have heard
-of people weeping over the wrong tombstones. This
-was a case in point. Fortunately I was going in the
-direction of the real Mayen, though I did not know that
-either. I ran through a country which reminded me
-very much of the region in which Terre Haute is located
-and I said to myself quite wisely: “Now I can see
-why my father and so many other Germans from this
-region settled in southern Indiana. It is like their old
-home. The wide, flat fields are the same.”</p>
-
-<p>When we reached Mayence and I had deposited my
-kit-bag, for the time being I strolled out into the principal
-streets wondering whether I should get the least
-impression of the city or town as it was when my father
-was here as a boy. It is curious and amusing how we
-can delude ourselves at times. Mayence I really knew,
-if I had stopped to consider, could not be the Mayen,
-where my father was born. The former was the city of
-that Bishop-Elector Albert of Brandenburg who in need
-of a large sum of money to pay Rome for the privilege
-of assuming the archbishopric, when he already held
-two other sees, made an arrangement with Pope Leo X—the
-Medici pope who was then trying to raise money to
-rebuild or enlarge St. Peter’s—to superintend the sale
-of indulgences in Germany (taking half the proceeds in
-reward for his services) and thus by arousing the ire of
-Luther helped to bring about the Reformation in Germany.
-This was the city also of that amiable Dominican
-Prior, John Tetzel, who, once appealing for ready purchasers
-for his sacerdotal wares declared:</p>
-
-<p>“Do you not hear your dead parents crying out ‘Have
-mercy on us? We are in sore pain and you can set us
-free for a mere pittance. We have borne you, we have
-trained and educated you, we have left you all our property,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_434">434</span>
-and you are so hard-hearted and cruel that you
-leave us to roast in the flames when you could so easily
-release us.’”</p>
-
-<p>I shall always remember Mayence by that ingenious
-advertisement. My father had described to me a small,
-walled town with frowning castles set down in a valley
-among hills. He had said over and over that it was
-located at the junction of the Rhine and the Moselle.
-I recalled afterward that he told me that the city of
-Coblenz was very near by, but in my brisk effort to
-find this place quickly I had forgotten that. Here I
-was in a region which contained not a glimpse of any hills
-from within the city, the Moselle was all of a hundred
-miles away, and no walls of any medieval stronghold
-were visible anywhere and yet I was reasonably satisfied
-that this was the place.</p>
-
-<p>“Dear me,” I thought, “how Mayence has grown.
-My father wouldn’t know it.” (Baedeker gave its population
-at one hundred and ten thousand). “How Germany
-has grown in the sixty-five years since he was here.
-It used to be a town of three or four thousand. Now
-it is a large city.” I read about it assiduously in Baedeker
-and looked at the rather thriving streets of the
-business heart, trying to visualize it as it should have
-been in 1843. Until midnight I was wandering about
-in the dark and bright streets of Mayence, satisfying
-myself with the thought that I was really seeing the city
-in which my father was born.</p>
-
-<p>For a city of so much historic import Mayence was
-very dull. It was built after the theories of the
-fifteenth and sixteenth centuries with, however, many
-modern improvements. The Cathedral was a botch,
-ornamented with elaborate statues of stuffy bishops and
-electors. The houses were done in many places in that
-heavy scroll fashion common to medieval Germany.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_435">435</span>
-The streets were narrow and winding. I saw an awful
-imitation of our modern Coney Island in the shape of a
-moving circus which was camped on one of the public
-camping places. A dull heavy place, all told.</p>
-
-<p>Coming into the breakfast-room of my hotel the next
-morning, I encountered a man who looked to me like
-a German traveling salesman. He had brought his grip
-down to the desk and was consuming his morning coffee
-and rolls with great gusto, the while he read his paper.
-I said to him, “Do you know of any place in this part
-of Germany that is called Mayen?—not Mayence.” I
-wanted to make sure of my location.</p>
-
-<p>“Mayen? Mayen?” he replied. “Why, yes. I
-think there is such a place near Coblenz. It isn’t very
-large.”</p>
-
-<p>“Coblenz! That’s it,” I replied, recalling now
-what my father had told me of Coblenz. “To be sure.
-How far is that?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, that is all of three hours from here. It is at
-the juncture of the Moselle.”</p>
-
-<p>“Do you know how the trains run?” I asked, getting
-up, a feeling of disgusted disappointment spreading over
-me.</p>
-
-<p>“I think there is one around half-past nine or ten.”</p>
-
-<p>“Damn!” I said, realizing what a dunce I had been.
-I had just forty-five minutes in which to pay my bill and
-make the train. Three hours more! I could have gone
-on the night before.</p>
-
-<p>I hurried out, secured my bag, paid my bill and was
-off. On the way I had myself driven to the old “Juden-Gasse,”
-said to be full of picturesque medieval houses,
-for a look. I reached the depot in time to have a two-minute
-argument with my driver as to whether he was
-entitled to two marks or one—one being a fair reward—and
-then hurried into my train. In a half hour we<span class="pagenum" id="Page_436">436</span>
-were at Bingen-on-the-Rhine, and in three-quarters of an
-hour those lovely hills and ravines which make the Rhine
-so picturesque had begun, and they continued all the way
-to Coblenz and below that to Cologne.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_437" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_437">437</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XLIV">CHAPTER XLIV<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">A MEDIEVAL TOWN</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap al"><span class="smcap1">After</span> Italy and Switzerland the scenery of the
-Rhine seemed very mild and unpretentious to
-me, yet it was very beautiful. The Hudson
-from Albany to New York is far more imposing. A
-score of American rivers such as the Penobscot, the
-New in West Virginia, the James above Lynchburg, the
-Rio Grande, and others would make the Rhine seem
-simple by comparison; yet it has an individuality so
-distinct that it is unforgetable. I always marvel over
-this thing—personality. Nothing under the sun explains
-it. So, often you can say “this is finer,” “that
-is more imposing,” “by comparison this is nothing,”
-but when you have said all this, the thing with personality
-rises up and triumphs. So it is with the Rhine.
-Like millions before me and millions yet to come, I
-watched its slopes, its castles, its islands, its pretty
-little German towns passing in review before the windows
-of this excellent train and decided that in its
-way nothing could be finer. It had personality. A
-snatch of old wall, with peach trees in blossom; a long
-thin side-wheel steamer, one smokestack fore and another
-aft, labeled “William Egan Gesellschaft”; a dismantled
-castle tower, with a flock of crows flying about it
-and hills laid out in ordered squares of vines gave it
-all the charm it needed.</p>
-
-<p>When Coblenz was reached, I bustled out, ready
-to inspect Mayen at once. Another disappointment.
-Mayen was not at Coblenz but fifteen or eighteen miles<span class="pagenum" id="Page_438">438</span>
-away on a small branch road, the trains of which ran
-just four times a day, but I did not learn this until, as
-usual, I had done considerable investigating. According
-to my map Mayen appeared to be exactly at the junction
-of the Rhine and the Moselle, which was here, but when
-I asked a small boy dancing along a Coblenz street
-where the Moselle was, he informed me, “If you walk
-fast you will get there in half an hour!”</p>
-
-<p>When I reached the actual juncture of the Rhine and
-the Moselle, however, I found I was mistaken; I was
-entertained at first by a fine view of the two rivers,
-darkly walled by hills and a very massive and, in a way,
-impressive equestrian statue of Emperor William I,
-armed in the most flamboyant and aggressive military
-manner and looking sternly down on the fast-traveling
-and uniting waters of the two rivers. Idling about the
-base of this monument, to catch sightseers, was a young
-picture-post-card seller with a box of views of the Rhine,
-Coblenz, Cologne and other cities, for sale. He was a
-very humble-looking youth,—a bit doleful,—who kept
-following me about until I bought some post-cards.
-“Where is Mayen?” I asked, as I began to select a few
-pictures of things I had and had not seen, for future
-reference.</p>
-
-<p>“Mayence?” he asked doubtfully. “Mayence? Oh,
-that is a great way from here. Mayence is up the river
-near Frankfort.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, no,” I replied irritably. (This matter was getting
-to be a sore point with me.) “I have just come
-from Mayence. I am looking for Mayen. Isn’t it
-over there somewhere?” I pointed to the fields over
-the river.</p>
-
-<p>He shook his head. “Mayen!” he said. “I don’t
-think there is such a place.”</p>
-
-<p>“Good heavens!” I exclaimed, “what are you talking<span class="pagenum" id="Page_439">439</span>
-about? Here it is on the map. What is that? Do you
-live here in Coblenz?”</p>
-
-<p>“Gewiss!” he replied. “I live here.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very good, then. Where is Mayen?”</p>
-
-<p>“I have never heard of it,” he replied.</p>
-
-<p>“My God!” I exclaimed to myself, “perhaps it was
-destroyed in the Franco-Prussian War. Maybe there
-isn’t any Mayen.”</p>
-
-<p>“You have lived here all your life,” I said, turning
-to my informant, “and you have never heard of Mayen?”</p>
-
-<p>“Mayen, no. Mayence, yes. It is up the river near
-Frankfort.”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t tell me that again!” I said peevishly, and
-walked off. The elusiveness of my father’s birthplace
-was getting on my nerves. Finally I found a car-line
-which ended at the river and a landing wharf and hailed
-the conductor and motorman who were idling together
-for a moment.</p>
-
-<p>“Where is Mayen?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Mayence?” they said, looking at me curiously.</p>
-
-<p>“No, no. M-a-y-e-n, Mayen—not Mayence. It’s
-a small town around here somewhere.”</p>
-
-<p>“Mayen! Mayen!” they repeated. “Mayen!” And
-then frowned.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, God!” I sighed. I got out my map. “Mayen—see?”
-I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes,” one of them replied brightly, putting up
-a finger. “That is so. There <em>is</em> a place called Mayen!
-It is out that way. You must take the train.”</p>
-
-<p>“How many miles?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“About fifteen. It will take you about an hour and
-a half.”</p>
-
-<p>I went back to the station and found I must wait
-another two hours before my train left. I had reached
-the point where I didn’t care a picayune whether I ever<span class="pagenum" id="Page_440">440</span>
-got to my father’s town or not. Only a dogged determination
-not to be beaten kept me at it.</p>
-
-<p>It was at Coblenz, while waiting for my train, that I
-had my first real taste of the German army. Around
-a corner a full regiment suddenly came into view. They
-swung past me and crossed a bridge over the Rhine,
-their brass helmets glittering. Their trousers were gray
-and their jackets red, and they marched with a slap,
-slap, slap of their feet that was positively ominous.
-Every man’s body was as erect as a poker; every man’s
-gun was carried with almost loving grace over his shoulder.
-They were all big men, stolid and broad-chested.
-As they filed over the bridge, four abreast, they looked,
-at that distance, like a fine scarlet ribbon with a streak
-of gold in it. They eventually disappeared between the
-green hills on the other side.</p>
-
-<p>In another part of the city I came upon a company of
-perhaps fifty, marching in loose formation and talking
-cheerfully to one another. Behind me, coming toward
-the soldiers, was an officer, one of those band-box gentlemen
-in the long gray, military coat of the Germans,
-the high-crowned, low-visored cap, and lacquered boots.
-I learned before I was out of Germany to listen for the
-clank of their swords. The moment the sergeant in
-charge of the men saw this officer in the distance, he
-gave vent to a low command which brought the men
-four by four instantly. In the next breath their guns,
-previously swinging loosely in their hands, were over
-their shoulders and as the officer drew alongside a sharp
-“<i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Vorwärts!</i>” produced that wonderful jack-knife motion
-“the goose-step”—each leg brought rigidly to a level
-with the abdomen as they went slap—slap—slapping
-by, until the officer was gone. Then, at a word, they
-fell into their old easy formation again and were human
-beings once more.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_441">441</span></p>
-
-<p>It was to me a most vivid glimpse of extreme military
-efficiency. All the while I was in Germany I never
-saw a lounging soldier. The officers, all men of fine
-stature, were so showily tailored as to leave a sharp
-impression. They walked briskly, smartly, defiantly,
-with a tremendous air of assurance but not of vain-glory.
-They were so superior to anything else in Germany
-that for me they made it. But to continue.</p>
-
-<p>At half-past two my train departed and I entered a
-fourth-class compartment—the only class one could
-book for on this branch road. They were hard, wooden-seated
-little cars, as stiff and heavy as cars could possibly
-be. My mind was full of my father’s ancestral heath
-and the quaint type of life that must have been lived
-here a hundred years before. This was a French border
-country. My father, when he ran away, had escaped
-into Alsace, near by. He told me once of being whipped
-for stealing cherries, because his father’s house adjoined
-the priest’s yard and a cherry-tree belonging to
-that holy man had spread its branches, cherry-laden, over
-the walls, and he had secretly feasted upon the fruit
-at night. His stepmother, informed by the priest,
-whipped him. I wondered if I could find that stone wall.</p>
-
-<p>The train was now running through a very typical
-section of old-time Germany. Solid, healthy men and
-buxom women got leisurely on and off at the various
-small but well-built stations. You could feel distinctly
-a strong note of commercial development here. Some
-small new factory buildings were visible at one place
-and another. An occasional real-estate sign, after the
-American fashion, was in evidence. The fields looked
-well and fully tilled. Hills were always in the distance
-somewhere.</p>
-
-<p>As the train pulled into one small station, Metternich
-by name, I saw a tall, raw-boned yokel, lounging on the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_442">442</span>
-platform. He was a mere boy, nineteen or twenty, six
-feet tall, broad-shouldered, horny-handed, and with as
-vacuous a face as it is possible for an individual to possess.
-A cheap, wide-brimmed, soft hat, offensively new,
-and of a dusty mud color, sat low over one ear; and
-around it, to my astonishment, was twined a slim garland
-of flowers and leaves which, interwoven and
-chained, hung ridiculously down his back. He was all
-alone, gazing sheepishly about him and yet doing his
-best to wear his astounding honors with an air of
-bravado. I was looking at his collarless shirt, his big
-feet and hands and his bow legs, when I heard a German
-in the next seat remark to his neighbor, “He won’t look
-like that long.”</p>
-
-<p>“Three months—he’ll be fine.”</p>
-
-<p>They went on reading their papers and I fell to wondering
-what they could mean.</p>
-
-<p>At the next station were five more yokels, all similarly
-crowned, and around them a bevy of rosy, healthy village
-girls. These five, constituting at once a crowd and
-a center of attention, were somewhat more assured—more
-swaggering—than the lone youth we had seen.</p>
-
-<p>“What is that?” I asked the man over the seat.
-“What are they doing?”</p>
-
-<p>“They’ve been drawn for the army,” he replied.
-“All over Germany the young men are being drawn like
-this.”</p>
-
-<p>“Do they begin to serve at once?”</p>
-
-<p>“At once.”</p>
-
-<p>I paused in amazement at this trick of statecraft which
-could make of the drawing for so difficult and compulsory
-a thing as service in the army a gala occasion. For
-scarcely any compensation—a few cents a day—these
-yokels and village men are seized upon and made to do
-almost heroic duty for two years, whether they will or<span class="pagenum" id="Page_443">443</span>
-no. I did not know then, quite, how intensely proud
-Germany is of her army, how perfectly willing the vast
-majority are to serve, how certain the great majority
-of Germans are that Germany is called of God to rule—<i xml:lang="de" lang="de">beherrschen</i>
-is their vigorous word—the world.
-Before I was out of Frankfort and Berlin, I could well
-realize how intensely proud the average boy is to be
-drawn. He is really a man then; he is permitted to
-wear a uniform and carry a gun; the citizens from then
-on, at least so long as he is in service, respect him as
-a soldier. By good fortune or ability he may become a
-petty officer. So they crown him with flowers, and the
-girls gather round him in admiring groups. What a
-clever custom thus to sugar-coat the compulsory pill.
-And, in a way, what a travesty.</p>
-
-<p>The climax of my quest was reached when, after
-traveling all this distance and finally reaching the
-“Mayen” on the railroad, I didn’t really reach it after
-all! It proved to be “West Mayen”—a new section
-of the old town—or rather a new rival of it—and
-from West Mayen I had to walk to Mayen proper, or
-what might now be called East Mayen—a distance of
-over a mile. I first shook my head in disgust, and then
-laughed. For there, in the valley below me, after I had
-walked a little way, I could actually see the town my
-father had described, a small walled city of now perhaps
-seven or eight thousand population, with an old Gothic
-church in the center containing a twisted spire, a true
-castle or <i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Schloss</i> of ancient date, on the high ground to
-the right, a towered gate or two, of that medieval conical
-aspect so beloved of the painters of romance, and a cluster
-or clutter of quaint, many-gabled, sharp-roofed and
-sharp-pointed houses which speak invariably of days and
-nations and emotions and tastes now almost entirely superseded.
-West Mayen was being built in modern style.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_444">444</span>
-Some coal mines had been discovered there and manufactories
-were coming in. At Mayen all was quite
-as my father left it. I am sure, some seventy years before.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>Those who think this world would be best if we could
-have peace and quiet, should visit Mayen. Here is a
-town that has existed in a more or less peaceful state for
-all of six hundred years. The single Catholic church,
-the largest structure outside of the adjacent castle, was
-begun in the twelfth century. Frankish princes and
-Teuton lords have by turns occupied its site. But Mayen
-has remained quite peacefully a small, German, walled
-city, doing—in part at least—many of the things its
-ancestors did. Nowhere in Europe, not even in Italy,
-did I feel more keenly the seeming out-of-placeness of
-the modern implements of progress. When, after a
-pause at the local graveyard, in search of ancestral
-Dreisers, I wandered down into the town proper, crossed
-over the ancient stone bridge that gives into an easily
-defended, towered gate, and saw the presence of such
-things as the Singer Sewing Machine Company, a thoroughly
-up-to-date bookstore, an evening newspaper office
-and a moving-picture show, I shook my head in real despair.
-“Nothing is really old” I sighed, “nothing!”</p>
-
-<p>Like all the places that were highly individual and
-different, Mayen made a deep impression on me. It
-was like entering the shell of some great mollusc that
-had long since died, to enter this walled town and find it
-occupied by another type of life from that which originally
-existed there. Because it was raining now and
-soon to grow dark, I sauntered into the first shelter I
-saw—a four-story, rather presentable brick inn, located
-outside the gate known as the Brückentor (bridge-gate)
-and took a room here for the night. It was a dull<span class="pagenum" id="Page_445">445</span>
-affair, run by as absurd a creature as I have ever encountered.
-He was a little man, sandy-haired, wool-witted,
-inquisitive, idle, in a silly way drunken, who was
-so astonished by the onslaught of a total stranger in this
-unexpected manner that he scarcely knew how to conduct
-himself.</p>
-
-<p>“I want a room for the night,” I suggested.</p>
-
-<p>“A room?” he queried, in an astonished way, as if
-this were the most unheard-of thing imaginable.</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly,” I said. “A room. You rent rooms,
-don’t you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, certainly, certainly. To be sure. A room.
-Certainly. Wait. I will call my wife.”</p>
-
-<p>He went into a back chamber, leaving me to face several
-curious natives who went over me from head to toe
-with their eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“Mah-ree-ah!” I heard my landlord calling quite
-loudly in the rear portion of the house. “There is one
-here who wants a room. Have we a room ready?”</p>
-
-<p>I heard no reply.</p>
-
-<p>Presently he came back, however, and said in a high-flown,
-deliberate way, “Be seated. Are you from
-Frankfort?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, and no. I come from America.”</p>
-
-<p>“O-o-oh! America. What part of America?”</p>
-
-<p>“New York.”</p>
-
-<p>“O-o-oh—New York. That is a great place. I
-have a brother in America. Since six years now he is
-out there. I forget the place.” He put his hand to his
-foolish, frizzled head and looked at the floor.</p>
-
-<p>His wife now appeared, a stout, dull woman, one of
-the hard-working potato specimens of the race. A whispered
-conference between them followed, after which
-they announced my room would soon be ready.</p>
-
-<p>“Let me leave my bag here,” I said, anxious to escape,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_446">446</span>
-“and then I will come back later. I want to look around
-for awhile.”</p>
-
-<p>He accepted this valid excuse and I departed, glad to
-get out into the rain and the strange town, anxious to find
-a better-looking place to eat and to see what I could see.</p>
-
-<p>My search for dead or living Dreisers, which I have
-purposely skipped in order to introduce the town, led me
-first, as I have said, to the local graveyard—the old
-“Kirchhof.” It was lowering to a rain as I entered, and
-the clouds hung in rich black masses over the valley below.
-It was half-after four by my watch. I made up my mind
-that I would examine the inscription of every tombstone
-as quickly as possible, in order to locate all the dead Dreisers,
-and then get down into the town before the night
-and the rain fell, and locate the live ones—if any.
-With that idea in view I began at an upper row, near the
-church, to work down. Time was when the mere wandering
-in a graveyard after this fashion would have
-produced the profoundest melancholy in me. It was so
-in Paris; it made me morbidly weary and ineffably sad.
-I saw too many great names—Chopin, Balzac, Daudet,
-Rachel—solemnly chiseled in stone. And I hurried out,
-finally, quite agonized and unspeakably lonely.</p>
-
-<p>Here in Mayen it was a simpler feeling that was gradually
-coming over me—an amused sentimental interest
-in the simple lives that had had, too often, their beginning
-and their end in this little village. It was a
-lovely afternoon for such a search. Spring was already
-here in South Germany, that faint, tentative
-suggestion of budding life; all the wind-blown leaves
-of the preceding fall were on the ground, but in
-between them new grass was springing and, one might
-readily suspect, windflowers and crocuses, the first
-faint green points of lilies and the pulsing tendrils
-of harebells. It was beginning to sprinkle, the faintest<span class="pagenum" id="Page_447">447</span>
-suggestion of a light rain; and in the west, over
-the roofs and towers of Mayen, a gleam of sunlight
-broke through the mass of heavy clouds and touched
-the valley with one last lingering ray.</p>
-
-<p>“<i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Hier ruht im Gott</i>” (Here rests in God), or “<i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Hier
-sanft ruht</i>” (Here softly rests), was too often the beginning.
-I had made my way through the sixth or
-seventh row from the top, pushing away grass at times
-from in front of faded inscriptions, rubbing other lichen-covered
-letters clean with a stick and standing interested
-before recent tombstones. All smart with a very recently
-developed local idea of setting a black piece of
-glass into the gray of the marble and on that lettering
-the names of the departed in gold! It was to me a very
-thick-witted, truly Teutonic idea, dull and heavy in its
-mistakes but certainly it was no worse than the
-Italian idea of putting the photograph of the late beloved
-in the head of the slab, behind glass in a stone-cut frame
-and of further ornamenting the graves with ghastly iron-shafted
-lamps with globes of yellow, pink and green
-glass. That was the worst of all.</p>
-
-<p>As I was meditating how, oysterlike, little villages reproduce
-themselves from generation to generation, a few
-coming and a few going but the majority leading a narrow
-simple round of existence. I came suddenly, so it
-seemed to me, upon one grave which gave me a real
-shock. It was a comparatively recent slab of gray granite
-with the modern plate of black glass set in it and a
-Gothic cross surmounting it all at the top. On the glass
-plate was lettered:</p>
-
-<p class="p1 b1 center larger wspace">
-Here Rests<br />
-Theodor Dreiser,<br />
-Born 16—Feb—1820.<br />
-Died 28—Feb—1882.<br />
-R. I. P.
-</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_448">448</span></p>
-
-<p>I think as clear a notion as I ever had of how my
-grave will look after I am gone and how utterly
-unimportant both life and death are, anyhow, came
-to me then. Something about this old graveyard, the
-suggestion of the new life of spring, a robin trilling
-its customary evening song on a near-by twig,
-the smoke curling upward from the chimneys in the
-old houses below, the spire of the medieval church and
-the walls of the medieval castle standing out in the softening
-light—one or all of them served to give me a
-sense of the long past that is back of every individual in
-the race of life and the long future that the race has
-before it, regardless of the individual. Religion offers
-no consolation to me. Psychic research and metaphysics,
-however meditated upon, are in vain. There is in my
-judgment no death; the universe is composed of life;
-but, nevertheless, I cannot see any continuous life for
-any individual. And it would be so unimportant if true.
-Imagine an eternity of life for a leaf, a fish-worm, an
-oyster! The best that can be said is that ideas of
-types survive somewhere in the creative consciousness.
-That is all. The rest is silence.</p>
-
-<p>Besides this, there were the graves of my father’s
-brother John, and some other Dreisers; but none of them
-dated earlier than 1800.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_449" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_449">449</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XLV">CHAPTER XLV<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">MY FATHER’S BIRTHPLACE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">It</span> was quite dark when I finally came across a sort
-of tap-room “restaurant” whose quaint atmosphere
-charmed me. The usual pewter plates and tankards
-adorned the dull red and brown walls. A line of
-leather-covered seats followed the walls, in front of
-which were ranged long tables.</p>
-
-<p>My arrival here with a quiet request for food put a
-sort of panic into the breast of my small but stout host,
-who, when I came in, was playing checkers with another
-middle-aged Mayener, but who, when I asked for food,
-gave over his pleasure for the time being and bustled out
-to find his wife. He looked not a little like a fat sparrow.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, yes, yes,” he remarked briskly, “what will
-you have?”</p>
-
-<p>“What <em>can</em> I have?”</p>
-
-<p>On the instant he put his little fat hand to his semi-bald
-pate and rubbed it ruminatively. “A steak, perhaps.
-Some veal? Some sausage?”</p>
-
-<p>“I will have a steak, if you don’t mind and a cup of
-black coffee.”</p>
-
-<p>He bustled out and when he came back I threw a new
-bomb into camp. “May I wash my hands?”</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly, certainly,” he replied, “in a minute.”
-And he bounded upstairs. “Katrina! Katrina!
-Katrina!” I heard him call, “have Anna make the washroom
-ready. He wishes to wash his hands. Where are
-the towels? Where is the soap?”</p>
-
-<p>There was much clattering of feet overhead. I heard
-a door being opened and things being moved. Presently<span class="pagenum" id="Page_450">450</span>
-I heard him call, “Katrina, in God’s name, where is the
-soap!” More clattering of feet, and finally he came
-down, red and puffing. “Now, mein Herr, you can go
-up.”</p>
-
-<p>I went, concealing a secret grin, and found that I had
-dislocated a store-room, once a bath perhaps; that a baby-carriage
-had been removed from a table and on it pitcher,
-bowl, towel, and soap had been placed—a small piece
-of soap and cold water. Finally, after seeing me served
-properly, he sat down at his table again and sighed. The
-neighbor returned. Several more citizens dropped in to
-read and chat. The two youngest boys in the family
-came downstairs with their books to study. It was quite
-a typical German family scene.</p>
-
-<p>It was here that I made my first effort to learn something
-about the Dreiser family. “Do you know any one
-by the name of Dreiser, hereabouts?” I asked cautiously,
-afraid to talk too much for fear of incriminating myself.</p>
-
-<p>“Dreiser, Dreiser?” he said. “Is he in the furniture
-business?”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know. That is what I should like to find out.
-Do you know of any one by that name?”</p>
-
-<p>“Is not that the man, Henry,”—he turned to one of
-his guests—“who failed here last year for fifty thousand
-marks?”</p>
-
-<p>“The same,” said this other, solemnly (I fancied
-rather feelingly).</p>
-
-<p>“Goodness, gracious!” I thought. “This is the end.
-If he failed for fifty thousand marks in Germany he is in
-disgrace. To think a Dreiser should ever have had fifty
-thousand marks! Would that I had known him in his
-palmy days.”</p>
-
-<p>“There was a John Dreiser here,” my host said to me,
-“who failed for fifty thousand marks. He is gone
-though, now I think. I don’t know where he is.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_451">451</span></p>
-
-<p>It was not an auspicious beginning, and under the circumstances
-I thought it as well not to identify myself
-with this Dreiser too closely. I finished my meal and
-went out, wondering how, if at all, I was to secure any
-additional information. The rain had ceased and the
-sky was already clearing. It promised to be fine on the
-morrow. After more idle rambling through a world that
-was quite as old as Canterbury I came back finally to my
-hotel. My host was up and waiting for me. All but one
-guest had gone.</p>
-
-<p>“So you are from America,” he observed. “I would
-like very much to talk with you some more.”</p>
-
-<p>“Let me ask <em>you</em> something,” I replied. “Do you
-know any one here in Mayen by the name of Dreiser?”</p>
-
-<p>“Dreiser—Dreiser? It seems to me there was some
-one here. He failed for a lot of money. You could
-find out at the <i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Mayener Zeitung</i>. Mr. Schroeder ought
-to know.”</p>
-
-<p>I decided that I would appeal to Mr. Schroeder and
-his paper in the morning; and pretending to be very tired,
-in order to escape my host, who by now was a little tipsy.
-I went to the room assigned me, carrying a candle.
-That night I slept soundly, under an immense, stuffy
-feather-bed.</p>
-
-<p>The next morning at dawn I arose and was rewarded
-with the only truly satisfying medieval prospect I have
-ever seen in my life. It was strange, remote, Teutonic,
-Burgundian. The “grafs” and “burghers” of an older
-world might well have been enacting their life under my
-very eyes. Below me in a valley was Mayen,—its quaint
-towers and housetops spread out in the faint morning
-light. It was beautiful. Under my window tumbled
-the little stream that had served as a moat in earlier days—a
-good and natural defense. Opposite me was the
-massive Brückentor. Further on was a heavy circular<span class="pagenum" id="Page_452">452</span>
-sweep of wall and a handsome watch-tower. Over the
-wall, rising up a slope, could be seen the peak-roofed,
-gabled houses, of solid brick and stone with slate and tile
-roofs. Never before in my life had I looked on a truly
-medieval city of the castellated, Teutonic order. Nothing
-that I had seen in either France, England, or Italy
-had the peculiar quality of this remote spot. I escaped
-the opportunities of my talkative host by a ruse, putting
-the two marks charged for the room in an envelope and
-leaving it on the dresser. I went out and followed the
-stream in the pleasant morning light. I mailed post-cards
-at the local post-office to all and sundry of my relatives,
-stating the local condition of the Dreisers, as so far
-learned, and then sought out the office of the <i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Mayener
-Zeitung</i>, where I encountered one Herr Schroeder, but he
-could tell me nothing of any Dreisers save of that unfortunate
-one who had failed in the furniture business.
-He advised me to seek the curator of the local museum,
-a man who had the history of Mayen at his finger-tips.
-He was a cabinet-maker by trade. I could not find him
-at home and finally, after looking in the small local directory
-published by Mr. Schroeder and finding no Dreisers
-listed, I decided to give up and go back to Frankfort;
-but not without one last look at the private yard attached
-to the priest’s house and the cherry-tree which
-had been the cause of the trouncing, and lastly the local
-museum.</p>
-
-<p>It is curious how the most innocent and idle of sentiments
-will lead a person on in this way. In the little
-Brückentor Museum, before leaving, I studied with the
-greatest interest—because it was my father’s town—the
-ancient Celtic, Teutonic, Roman and Merovingian antiquities.
-It was here that I saw for the first time the
-much-talked-of wheat discovered in a Celtic funeral urn,
-which, although thousands of years have elapsed since it<span class="pagenum" id="Page_453">453</span>
-was harvested, is still—thanks to dryness, so the local
-savant assured me—fertile, and if planted would grow!
-Talk of suspended animation!</p>
-
-<p>Below the town I lingered in the little valley of the
-Moselle, now laid out as a park, and reëxamined the
-gate through which my father had been wont to ride. I
-think I sentimentalized a little over the long distance that
-had separated my father from his old home and how he
-must have longed to see it at times, and then finally, after
-walking about the church and school where he had been
-forced to go, I left Mayen with a sorrowful backward
-glance. For in spite of the fact that there was now no
-one there to whom I could count myself related, still it
-was from here that my ancestors had come. I had found
-at least the church that my father had attended, the
-priest’s house and garden where possibly the identical
-cherry-tree was still standing—there were several. I
-had seen the gate through which my father had ridden
-as a boy with the soldiers and from which he had walked
-finally, never to return any more. That was enough.
-I shall always be glad I went to Mayen.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_454" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_454">454</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XLVI">CHAPTER XLVI<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">THE ARTISTIC TEMPERAMENT</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap b"><span class="smcap1">Before</span> leaving Frankfort I hurried to Cook’s
-office to look after my mail. I found awaiting
-me a special delivery letter from a friend of Barfleur’s,
-a certain famous pianist, Madame A., whom I
-had met in London. She had told me then that she was
-giving a recital at Munich and Leipzig and that she was
-coming to Frankfort about this very time. She was
-scheduled to play on Wednesday, and this was Monday.
-She was anxious to see me. There was a long account
-of the town outside Berlin where she resided, her house,
-its management by a capable housekeeper, etc. Would
-I go there? I could have her room. If I did, would I
-wait until she could come back at the latter end of the
-month? It was a most hospitable letter, and, coming
-from such a busy woman, a most flattering one and evidently
-instigated by Barfleur. I debated whether to accept
-this charming invitation as I strolled about Frankfort.</p>
-
-<p>At one corner of the shopping district I came upon a
-music store in the window of which were displayed a
-number of photographs of musical celebrities. A little
-to my surprise I noticed that the central place was occupied
-by a large photograph of Madame A. in her most
-attractive pose. A near-by bill-board contained full announcement
-of her coming. I meditated somewhat more
-mellowly after this and finally returned to Cook’s to leave
-a telegram. I would wait, I said, here at Frankfort
-until Wednesday.</p>
-
-<p>In due time Madame A. arrived and her recital, as<span class="pagenum" id="Page_455">455</span>
-such things go, was a brilliant success. So far as I
-could judge, she had an enthusiastic following in Frankfort,
-quite as significant, for instance, as a woman like
-Carreno would have in America. An institution known
-as the Saalbau, containing a large auditorium, was
-crowded, and there were flowers in plenty for Madame
-A. who opened and closed the program. The latter arrangement
-resulted in an ovation to her, men and women
-crowding about her feet below the platform and suggesting
-one composition and another that she might play—selections,
-obviously, that they had heard her render before.</p>
-
-<p>She looked forceful, really brilliant, and tender in a
-lavender silk gown and wearing a spray of an enormous
-bouquet of lilacs that I had sent her.</p>
-
-<p>This business of dancing attendance upon a national
-musical favorite was a bit strange for me, although once
-before in my life it fell to my lot, and tempestuous business
-it was, too. The artistic temperament! My hair
-rises! Madame A. I knew, after I saw her, was expecting
-me to do the unexpected—to give edge as it
-were to her presence in Frankfort. And so strolling out
-before dinner I sought a florist’s, and espying a whole
-jardinière full of lilacs, I said to the woman florist,
-“How much for all those lilacs?”</p>
-
-<p>“You mean all?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p>“All,” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Thirty marks,” she replied.</p>
-
-<p>“Isn’t that rather high?” I said, assuming that it
-was wise to bargain a little anywhere.</p>
-
-<p>“But this is very early spring,” she said. “These are
-the very first we’ve had.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very good,” I said, “but if I should take them all
-would you put a nice ribbon on them?”</p>
-
-<p>“O-o-oh!” she hesitated, almost pouting, “ribbon is<span class="pagenum" id="Page_456">456</span>
-very dear, my good sir. Still—if you wish—it will
-make a wonderful bouquet.”</p>
-
-<p>“Here is my card,” I said, “put that in it.” And
-then I gave her the address and the hour. I wrote
-some little nonsense on the card, about tender melodies
-and spring-time, and then I went back to the hotel to attend
-Madame.</p>
-
-<p>A more bustling, aggressive little artist you would
-not want to find. When I called at eight-thirty—the
-recital was at nine—I found several musical satellites
-dancing attendance upon her. There was one beautiful
-little girl from Mayence I noticed, of the Jewish type,
-who followed Madame A. with positively adoring
-glances. There was another woman of thirty who was
-also caught in the toils of this woman’s personality and
-swept along by her quite as one planet dislocates the
-orbit of another and makes it into a satellite. She had
-come all the way from Berlin. “Oh, Madame A.,”
-she confided to me upon introduction, “oh, wonderful!
-wonderful! Such playing! It is the most wonderful
-thing in the world to me.”</p>
-
-<p>This woman had an attractive face, sallow and hollow,
-with burning black eyes and rich black hair. Her
-body was long and thin, supple and graceful. She followed
-Madame A. too, with those strange, questioning
-eyes. Life is surely pathetic. It was interesting,
-though, to be in this atmosphere of intense artistic enthusiasm.</p>
-
-<p>When the last touch had been added to Madame’s
-coiffure, a sprig of blossom of some kind inserted in her
-corsage, a flowing opera cloak thrown about the shoulders,
-she was finally ready. So busy was she, suggesting
-this and that to one and another of her attendants, that
-she scarcely saw me. “Oh, there you are,” she beamed
-finally. “Now, I am <em>quite</em> ready. Is the machine here,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_457">457</span>
-Marie? Oh, very good. And Herr Steiger! O-o-oh!”
-This last to a well-known violinist who had arrived.</p>
-
-<p>It turned out that there were two machines—one
-for the satellites and Herr Steiger who was also to play
-this evening, and one for Madame A., her maid and myself.
-We finally debouched from the hall and elevator
-and fussy lobby, where German officers were strolling to
-and fro, into the machines and were away. Madame A.
-was lost in a haze of artistic contemplation with thoughts,
-no doubt, as to her program and her success. “Now
-maybe you will like my program better,” she suggested
-after a while. “In London it was not so goot. I haf
-to feel my audience iss—how do you say?—vith me.
-In Berlin and here and Dresden and Leipzig they like
-me. In England they do not know me.” She sighed
-and looked out of the window. “Are you happy to be
-with me?” she asked naïvely.</p>
-
-<p>“Quite,” I replied.</p>
-
-<p>When we reached the auditorium we were ushered
-by winding passages into a very large green-room, a
-salon, as it were, where the various artists awaited
-their call to appear. It was already occupied by a half-dozen
-persons, or more, the friends of Madame A.,
-the local manager, his hair brushed aloft like a cockatoo,
-several musicians, the violinist Herr Steiger, Godowsky
-the pianist, and one or two others. They all greeted
-Madame A. effusively.</p>
-
-<p>There was some conversation in French here and
-there, and now and then in English. The room was
-fairly babbling with temperament. It is always amusing
-to hear a group of artists talk. They are so fickle, make-believe,
-innocently treacherous, jealous, vainglorious,
-flattering. “Oh, yes—how splendid he was. That
-aria in C Major—perfect! But you know I did not
-care so much for his rendering of the Pastoral Symphony—very<span class="pagenum" id="Page_458">458</span>
-weak in the <i xml:lang="it" lang="it">allegro ma non troppo</i>—very.
-He should not attempt that. It is not in his vein—not
-the thing he does best”—fingers lifted very suggestively
-and warningly in the air.</p>
-
-<p>Some artist and his wife did not agree (very surprising);
-the gentleman was the weaker instrument in this
-case.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh!”—it was Madame A. talking, “now that is
-too-oo ridiculous. She must go places and he must go
-along as manager! Herr Spink wrote me from Hamburg
-that he would not have him around. She has told
-him that he affects her playing. Still he goes! It is
-too-oo much. They will not live together long.”</p>
-
-<p>“Where is Herr Schochman?” (This being incident
-number three.) “Isn’t he leading to-night? But they
-promised me! No, I will not play then! It is always
-the way. I know him well! I know why he does it!
-It is to annoy me. He doesn’t like me and he disappoints
-me.”</p>
-
-<p>Great business of soothing the principal performer of
-the evening—the manager explaining volubly, friends
-offering soothing comment. More talk about other artists,
-their wives, flirtations, successes, failures.</p>
-
-<p>In the midst of this, by some miscalculation (they were
-to have been delivered over the footlights after the end
-of Madame A.’s first number) in came my flowers.
-They looked like a fair-sized bush being introduced.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh!” exclaimed Madame A. when the card was
-examined and they were offered to her, “how heavenly.
-Good heavens! it is a whole tree. Oh—wonderful,
-wonderful! And these be-yutiful words! O-o-oh!”</p>
-
-<p>More coquettish glances and tender sighs. I could
-have choked with amusement. It was all such delicious
-by-play—quite the thing that artists expect and must
-have. She threw away the sprig of jasmine she wore<span class="pagenum" id="Page_459">459</span>
-and drawing out a few sprigs of the lilac wore those
-instead. “Now I can play,” she exclaimed.</p>
-
-<p>Deep breathings, sighs, ecstatic expressions.</p>
-
-<p>Her turn came and, as I expected after hearing her
-in London, I heard delicious music. She had her following.
-They applauded her to the echo. Her two female
-satellites sat with me, and little Miss Meyer of
-Mayence—as I will call her—fairly groaned with happiness
-at times. Truly Madame A. was good to look
-upon, quite queenly, very assured. At the end of it all
-a fifteen- or twenty-minute ovation. It was beautiful,
-truly.</p>
-
-<p>While we were in the green-room talking between
-sections of the program and intermediate soloists, I said
-to her, “You are coming with me to supper, of course.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course! What else did you expect?”</p>
-
-<p>“Are there any other restaurants besides those of the
-Frankforter Hof?”</p>
-
-<p>“I think not.”</p>
-
-<p>“How will you get rid of your friends after the performance?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I shall send them away. You take a table anywhere
-you like and I will come. Make it twelve
-o’clock.”</p>
-
-<p>We were bundled back to the hotel, flowers, wraps,
-maid, satellites, and I went to see about the supper. In
-fifteen minutes it was ready; and in twenty minutes more
-Madame A. came, quite rosy, all awake temperamentally,
-inquisitive, defensive, coquettish, eager. We are
-all greedy animals at best—the finer the greedier. The
-whole world is looking to see what life will give it to
-eat—from ideas, emotions, enthusiasms down to grass
-and potatoes. We are organized appetites, magnificent,
-dramatic, pathetic at times, but appetites just the same.
-The greater the appetite the more magnificent the spectacle.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_460">460</span>
-Satiety is deadly discouraging. The human
-stomach is the grand central organ—life in all its
-amazing, subtle, heavenly, pathetic ramifications has been
-built up around that. The most pathetic thing in life
-is a hungry man; the most stirringly disturbing thing,
-a triumphant, greedy one. Madame A. sat down to our
-cold chicken, salad, champagne, and coffee with beaming
-birdlike eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, it is so good to see you again!” she declared;
-but her eyes were on the chicken. “I was so afraid
-when I wrote you from Munich that you would not get
-my letter. I can’t tell you how you appeal to me; we
-have only met twice, yet you see we are quite old friends
-already!”</p>
-
-<p>Just as her none too subtle flattery was beginning to
-work, she remarked casually, “Do you know Mr. Barfleur
-well?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, fairly well. Yes, I know a little something
-about him.”</p>
-
-<p>“You like him, don’t you?”</p>
-
-<p>“I am very fond of him,” I answered, my vanity deflating
-rapidly.</p>
-
-<p>“He is so fond of you,” she assured me. “Oh, he
-admires you so much. What you think must have considerable
-weight with him, eh? Where did you first meet
-him?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p>“In New York.”</p>
-
-<p>“Now, between us: he is one of the few men in the
-world I deeply care for—but I don’t think he cares for
-me.”</p>
-
-<p>“Good Lord!” I said to myself wearily, “why is it
-that all the charming ladies I meet either are or have
-been in love with Barfleur. It’s getting monotonous!”
-But I had to smile.</p>
-
-<p>“You will visit me in Berlin?” she was saying. “I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_461">461</span>
-will be back by the twenty-sixth. Can’t you wait that
-long? Berlin is so interesting. When I come, we shall
-have such nice talks!”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes—about Barfleur!” I thought to myself. Aloud
-I said vaguely, “It is charming of you; I will stop over
-to see you, if I possibly can.” Then I said good night
-and left.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_462" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_462">462</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XLVII">CHAPTER XLVII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">BERLIN</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap b"><span class="smcap1">Berlin,</span> when I reached it, first manifested itself
-in a driving rain. If I laugh at it forever and
-ever as a blunder-headed, vainglorious, self-appreciative
-city I shall always love it too. Paris has had its
-day, and will no doubt have others; London is content
-with an endless, conservative day; Berlin’s is still to come
-and come brilliantly. The blood is there, and the hope,
-and the moody, lustful, Wagnerian temperament.</p>
-
-<p>But first, before I reached it, I suffered a strange mental
-revolt at being in Germany at all. Why? I can scarcely
-say. Perhaps I was beginning to be depressed with what
-in my prejudice I called the dullness of Germany. A
-little while later I recognized that while there is an extreme
-conflict of temperament between the average German
-and myself, I could yet admire them without wishing
-to be anything like them. Of all the peoples I saw I
-should place the Germans first for sobriety, industry,
-thoroughness, a hearty intolerance of sham, a desire and
-a willingness to make the best of a very difficult earthly
-condition. In many respects they are not artistically
-appetizing, being gross physically, heartily passionate,
-vain, and cocksure; but those things after all are unimportant.
-They have, in spite of all their defects, great
-emotional, intellectual, and physical capacities, and these
-things <em>are</em> important. I think it is unquestionable that
-in the main they take life far too seriously. The belief
-in a hell, for instance, took a tremendous grip on the
-Teutonic mind and the Lutheran interpretation of Protestantism,
-as it finally worked out, was as dreary as anything<span class="pagenum" id="Page_463">463</span>
-could be—almost as dreary as Presbyterianism in
-Scotland. That is the sad German temperament. A
-great nationality, business success, public distinction is
-probably tending to make over or at least modify the
-Teutonic cast of thought which is gray; but in parts
-of Germany, for instance at Mayence, you see the older
-spirit almost in full force.</p>
-
-<p>In the next place I was out of Italy and that land had
-taken such a strange hold on me. What a far cry from
-Italy to Germany! I thought. Gone; once and for all,
-the wonderful clarity of atmosphere that pervades almost
-the whole of Italy from the Alps to Rome and I presume
-Sicily. Gone the obvious <i xml:lang="it" lang="it">dolce far niente</i>, the lovely
-cities set on hills, the castles, the fortresses, the strange
-stone bridges, the hot, white roads winding like snowy
-ribbons in the distance. No olive trees, no cypresses, no
-umbrella trees or ilexes, no white, yellow, blue, brown
-and sea-green houses, no wooden plows, white oxen and
-ambling, bare-footed friars. In its place (the Alps and
-Switzerland between) this low rich land, its railroads
-threading it like steel bands, its citizens standing up as
-though at command, its houses in the smaller towns almost
-uniformly red, its architecture a twentieth century
-modification of an older order of many-gabled roofs—the
-order of Albrecht Dürer—with its fanciful decorations,
-conical roofs and pinnacles and quaint windows and
-doors that suggest the bird-boxes of our childhood. Germany
-appears in a way to have attempted to abandon the
-medieval architectural ideal that still may be seen in Mayence,
-Mayen, the heart of Frankfort, Nuremberg, Heidelberg
-and other places and to adapt its mood to the modern
-theory of how buildings ought to be constructed, but it
-has not quite done so. The German scroll-loving mind
-of the Middle Ages is still the German scroll-loving mind
-of to-day. Look and you will see it quaintly cropping<span class="pagenum" id="Page_464">464</span>
-out everywhere. Not in those wonderful details of intricacy,
-Teutonic fussiness, naïve, jester-like grotesqueness
-which makes the older sections of so many old German
-cities so wonderful, but in a slight suggestion of
-them here and there—a quirk of roof, an over-elaborateness
-of decoration, a too protuberant frieze or grape-viney,
-Bacchus-mooded, sex-ornamented panel, until you
-say to yourself quite wisely, “Ah, Teutons will be Teutons
-still.” They are making a very different Germany
-from what the old Germany was—modern Germany
-dating from 1871—but it is not an entirely different
-Germany. Its citizens are still stocky, red-blooded,
-physically excited and excitable, emotional, mercurial,
-morbid, enthusiastic, women-loving and life-loving, and
-no doubt will be so, praise God, until German soil loses its
-inherent essentials, and German climate makes for some
-other variations not yet indicated in the race.</p>
-
-<div id="if_i_464" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 34em;">
- <img src="images/i_464.jpg" width="1624" height="1656" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">A German dance hall, Berlin</div></div>
-
-<p>But to return to Berlin. I saw it first jogging down
-Unter den Linden from the Friedrichstrasse Bahnhof
-(station) to Cook’s Berlin agency, seated comfortably in
-a closed cab behind as fat a horse and driver as one would
-wish to see. And from there, still farther along Unter
-den Linden and through the Wilhelmstrasse to Leipzigstrasse
-and the Potsdamer Bahnhof I saw more of it.
-Oh, the rich guttural value of the German “platzes” and
-“strasses” and “ufers” and “dams.” They make up
-a considerable portion of your city atmosphere for you
-in Berlin. You just have to get used to them—just as
-you have to accept the “fabriks” and the “restaurations”
-and the “wein handlungs,” and all the other
-“ichs,” “lings,” “bergs,” “brückes,” until you sigh for
-the French and Italian “-rics” and the English-American
-“-rys.” However, among the first things that impressed
-me were these: all Berlin streets, seemingly, were wide
-with buildings rarely more than five stories high. Everything,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_465">465</span>
-literally <em>everything</em>, was American new—and
-newer—German new! And the cabbies were the largest,
-fattest, most broad-backed, most thick-through and
-<i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Deutschiest</i> looking creatures I have ever beheld. Oh, the
-marvel of those glazed German cabby hats with the
-little hard rubber decorations on the side. Nowhere
-else in Europe is there anything like these cabbies. They
-do not stand; they sit, heavily and spaciously—alone.</p>
-
-<p>The faithful Baedeker has little to say for Berlin.
-Art? It is almost all in the Kaiser-Friedrich-Museum,
-in the vicinity of the Kupferdam. And as for public
-institutions, spots of great historic interest—they are
-a dreary and negligible list. But, nevertheless and notwithstanding,
-Berlin appealed to me instantly as one of
-the most interesting and forceful of all the cities, and
-that solely because it is new, crude, human, growing
-feverishly, unbelievably; and growing in a distinct and
-individual way. They have achieved and are achieving
-something totally distinct and worth while—a new
-place to go; and after a while, I haven’t the slightest
-doubt, thousands and even hundreds of thousands of
-travelers will go there. But for many and many a day
-the sensitive and artistically inclined will not admire it.</p>
-
-<p>My visit to Cook’s brought me a mass of delayed mail
-which cheered me greatly. It was now raining pitchforks
-but my bovine driver, who looked somehow like
-a segment of a wall, managed to bestow my trunk and
-bags in such a fashion that they were kept dry, and off
-we went for the hotel. I had a preconceived notion
-that Unter den Linden was a magnificent avenue lined
-shadily with trees and crowded with palaces. Nothing
-could have been more erroneous. The trees are few
-and insignificant, the palaces entirely wanting. It is a
-very wide business street, lined with hotels, shops, restaurants,
-newspaper offices and filled with a parading<span class="pagenum" id="Page_466">466</span>
-throng in pleasant weather. At one end it gives into
-an area known as the Lustgarten crowded with palaces,
-art galleries, the Berlin Cathedral, the Imperial Opera
-House and what not; at the other end (it is only about
-a mile long) into the famous Berlin Thiergarten, formerly
-a part of the Imperial (Hohenzollern) hunting-forest.
-On the whole, the avenue was a disappointment.</p>
-
-<p>For suggestions of character, individuality, innate
-Teutonic charm or the reverse—as these things strike
-one—growth, prosperity, promise, and the like, Berlin
-cannot be equaled in Europe. Quite readily I can
-see how it might irritate and repel the less aggressive
-denizens of less hopeful and determined realms. The
-German, when he is oppressed is terribly depressed; when
-he is in the saddle, nothing can equal his bump of I-am-ity.
-It becomes so balloon-like and astounding that the
-world may only gaze in astonishment or retreat in anger,
-dismay, or uproarious amusement. The present-day
-Germans do take themselves so seriously and from
-many points of view with good reason, too.</p>
-
-<p>I don’t know where in Europe, outside of Paris, if
-even there, you will see a better-kept city. It is so
-clean and spruce and fresh that it is a joy to walk there—anywhere.
-Mile after mile of straight, imposing
-streets greet your gaze. Berlin needs a great Pantheon,
-an avenue such as Unter den Linden lined with official
-palaces (not shops), and unquestionably a magnificent
-museum of art—I mean a better building. Its present
-public and imperial structures are most uninspired. They
-suggest the American-European architecture of 1860–1870.
-The public monuments of Berlin, and particularly
-their sculptural adornments are for the most part a crime
-against humanity.</p>
-
-<p>I remember standing and looking one evening at that
-noble German effort known as the memorial statue of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_467">467</span>
-William I, in the Lustgarten, unquestionably the fiercest
-and most imposing of all the Berlin military sculptures.
-This statue speaks loudly for all Berlin and for all
-Germany and for just what the Teutonic disposition
-would like to be—namely, terrible, colossal, astounding,
-world-scarifying, and the like. It almost shouts
-“Ho! see what I am,” but the sad part of it is that it
-does it badly, not with that reserve that somehow invariably
-indicates tremendous power so much better
-than mere bluster does. What the Germans seem not
-to have learned in their art at least is that “easy does
-it.” Their art is anything but easy. It is almost invariably
-showy, truculent, vainglorious. But to continue:
-The whole neighborhood in which this statue
-occurs, and the other neighborhood at the other end
-of Unter den Linden, where stands the Reichstag and
-the like, all in the center of Berlin, as it were, is conceived,
-designed, and executed (in my judgment) in
-the same mistaken spirit. Truly, when you look about
-you at the cathedral (save the mark) or the Royal
-Palace in the Lustgarten, or at the Winged Victory before
-the Reichstag or at the Reichstag itself, and the
-statue of Bismarck in the Königs-Platz (the two great
-imperial centers), you sigh for the artistic spirit of
-Italy. But no words can do justice to the folly of
-spending three million dollars to erect such a thing as
-this Berlin <i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Dom</i> or cathedral. It is so bad that it hurts.
-And I am told that the Kaiser himself sanctioned some
-of the architectural designs. And it was only completed
-between 1894 and 1906. Shades of Brabante and
-Pisano!</p>
-
-<p>But if I seem disgusted with this section of Berlin—its
-evidence of Empire, as it were—there was much
-more that truly charmed me. Wherever I wandered I
-could perceive through all the pulsing life of this busy<span class="pagenum" id="Page_468">468</span>
-city the thoroughgoing German temperament—its
-moody poverty, its phlegmatic middle-class prosperity,
-its aggressive commercial, financial, and, above all, its
-official and imperial life. Berlin is shot through with
-the constant suggestion of officialism and imperialism.
-The German policeman with his shining brass helmet and
-brass belt; the Berlin sentry in his long military gray
-overcoat, his musket over his shoulder, his high cap
-shading his eyes, his black-and-white striped sentry-box
-behind him, stationed apparently at every really important
-corner and before every official palace; the German
-military and imperial automobiles speeding their
-independent ways, all traffic cleared away before them,
-the small flag of officialdom or imperialism fluttering defiantly
-from the foot-rails as they flash at express speed
-past you;—these things suggest an individuality which
-no other European city that I saw quite equaled. It
-represented what I would call determination, self-sufficiency,
-pride. Berlin is new, green, vigorous, astounding—a
-city that for speed of growth puts Chicago entirely
-into the shade; that for appearance, cleanliness,
-order, for military precision and thoroughness has no
-counterpart anywhere. It suggests to you all the time,
-something very much greater to come which is the most
-interesting thing that can be said about any city, anywhere.</p>
-
-<p>One panegyric I should like to write on Berlin
-concerns not so much its social organization as a city,
-though that is interesting enough, but specifically its
-traffic and travel arrangements. To be sure it is not
-yet such a city as either New York, London or Paris,
-but it has over three million people, a crowded business
-heart and a heavy, daily, to-and-fro-swinging tide of
-suburban traffic. There are a number of railway stations
-in the great German capital, the Potsdamer Bahnhof,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_469">469</span>
-the Friedrichstrasse Bahnhof, the Anhalter Bahnhof
-and so on, and coming from each in the early hours
-of the morning, or pouring toward them at evening are
-the same eager streams of people that one meets in New
-York at similar hours.</p>
-
-<p>The Germans are amazingly like the Americans.
-Sometimes I think that we get the better portion of
-our progressive, constructive characteristics from them.
-Only, the Germans, I am convinced, are so much more
-thorough. They go us one better in economy, energy,
-endurance, and thoroughness. The American already
-is beginning to want to play too much. The Germans
-have not reached that stage.</p>
-
-<p>The railway stations I found were excellent, with great
-switching-yards and enormous sheds arched with glass
-and steel, where the trains waited. In Berlin I admired
-the suburban train service as much as I did that of London,
-if not more. That in Paris was atrocious. Here
-the trains offered a choice of first, second, and third class,
-with the vast majority using the second and third. I
-saw little difference in the crowds occupying either
-class. The second-class compartments were upholstered
-in a greyish-brown corduroy. The third-class seats were
-of plain wood, varnished and scrupulously clean. I tried
-all three classes and finally fixed on the third as good
-enough for me.</p>
-
-<p>I wish all Americans who at present suffer the indignities
-of the American street-railway and steam-railway
-suburban service could go to Berlin and see what that
-city has to teach them in this respect. Berlin is much
-larger than Chicago. It is certain soon to be a city
-of five or six millions of people—very soon. The
-plans for handling this mass of people comfortably and
-courteously are already in operation. The German public
-service is obviously not left to supposedly kindly<span class="pagenum" id="Page_470">470</span>
-minded business gentlemen—“Christian gentlemen,”—as
-Mr. Baer of the Reading once chose to put it, “in
-partnership with God.” The populace may be underlings
-to an imperial Kaiser, subject to conscription and
-eternal inspection, but at least the money-making
-“Christian gentlemen” with their hearts and souls centered
-on their private purses and working, as Mr. Croker
-once said of himself, “for their own pockets all the
-time,” are not allowed to “take it out of” the rank and
-file.</p>
-
-<p>No doubt the German street-railways and steam-railways
-are making a reasonable sum of money and are
-eager to make more. I haven’t the least doubt but that
-heavy, self-opinionated, vainglorious German directors
-of great wealth gather around mahogany tables in chambers
-devoted to meetings of directors and listen to ways
-and means of cutting down expenses and “improving”
-the service. Beyond the shadow of a doubt there are
-hard, hired managers, eager to win the confidence and
-support of their superiors and ready to feather their own
-nests at the expense of the masses, who would gladly
-cut down the service, “pack ’em in,” introduce the “cutting
-out” system of car service and see that the “car
-ahead” idea was worked to the last maddening extreme;
-but in Germany, for some strange, amazing reason, they
-don’t get a chance. What is the matter with Germany,
-anyhow? I should like to know. Really I would.
-Why isn’t the “Christian gentleman” theory of business
-introduced there? The population of Germany,
-acre for acre and mile for mile, is much larger than
-that of America. They have sixty-five million people
-crowded into an area as big as Texas. Why don’t
-they “pack ’em in”? Why don’t they introduce the
-American “sardine” subway service? You don’t find
-it anywhere in Germany, for some strange reason.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_471">471</span>
-Why? They have a subway service in Berlin. It serves
-vast masses of people, just as the subway does in New
-York; its platforms are crowded with people. But you
-can get a seat just the same. There is no vociferated
-“step lively” there. Overcrowding isn’t a joke over
-there as it is here—something to be endured with a
-feeble smile until you are spiritually comparable to a
-door mat. There must be “Christian gentlemen” of
-wealth and refinement in Germany and Berlin. Why
-don’t they “get on the job”? The thought arouses
-strange uncertain feelings in me.</p>
-
-<p>Take, for instance, the simple matter of starting and
-stopping street-railway cars in the Berlin business heart.
-In so far as I could see, that area, mornings and evenings,
-was as crowded as any similar area in Paris, London, or
-New York. Street-cars have to be run through it, started,
-stopped; passengers let on and off—a vast tide carried
-in and out of the city. Now the way this matter is
-worked in New York is quite ingenious. We operate
-what might be described as a daily guessing contest intended
-to develop the wits, muscles, lungs, and tempers
-of the people. The scheme, in so far as the street railway
-companies are concerned, is (after running the roads
-as economically as possible) to see how thoroughly the
-people can be fooled in their efforts to discover when and
-where a car will stop. In Berlin, however, they have,
-for some reason, an entirely different idea. There the
-idea is not to fool the people at all but to get them in
-and out of the city as quickly as possible. So, as in
-Paris, London, Rome, and elsewhere, a plan of fixed
-stopping-places has been arranged. Signs actually indicate
-where the cars stop and there—marvel of marvels—they
-all stop even in the so-called rush hours.
-No traffic policeman, apparently, can order them to go
-ahead without stopping. They must stop. And so the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_472">472</span>
-people do not run for the cars, the motorman has no
-joy in outwitting anybody. Perhaps that is why the Germans
-are neither so agile, quick-witted, or subtle as the
-Americans.</p>
-
-<p>And then, take in addition—if you will bear with
-me another moment—this matter of the Berlin suburban
-service as illustrated by the lines to Potsdam and
-elsewhere. It is true the officers, and even the Emperor
-of Germany, living at Potsdam and serving the Imperial
-German Government there may occasionally use this line,
-but thousands upon thousands of intermediate and plebeian
-Germans use it also. You can <em>always</em> get a seat.
-Please notice this word <em>always</em>. There are three classes
-and you can <em>always</em> get a seat in any class—not the first
-or second classes only, but the third class and particularly
-the <em>third</em> class. There are “rush” hours in Berlin
-just as there are in New York, dear reader. People
-swarm into the Berlin railway stations and at Berlin
-street-railway corners and crowd on cars just as
-they do here. The lines fairly seethe with cars. On the
-tracks ranged in the Potsdamer Bahnhof, for instance,
-during the rush hours, you will see trains consisting of
-eleven, twelve, and thirteen cars, mostly third-class accommodation,
-waiting to receive you. And when one
-is gone, another and an equally large train is there on
-the adjoining track and it is going to leave in another
-minute or two also. And when that is gone there will
-be another, and so it goes.</p>
-
-<p>There is not the slightest desire evident anywhere to
-“pack” anybody in. There isn’t any evidence that anybody
-wants to make anything (dividends, for instance)
-out of straps. There <em>are</em> no straps. These poor, unliberated,
-Kaiser-ruled people would really object to straps
-and standing in the aisles, They would compel a decent
-service and there would be no loud cries on the part of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_473">473</span>
-“Christian gentlemen” operating large and profitable
-systems as to the “rights of property,” the need of “conserving
-the constitution,” the privilege of appealing to
-Federal judges, and the right of having every legal technicality
-invoked to the letter;—or, if there were, they
-would get scant attention. Germany just doesn’t see
-public service in that light. It hasn’t fought, bled, and
-died, perhaps, for “liberty.” It hasn’t had George
-Washington and Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson
-and Abraham Lincoln. All it has had is Frederick the
-Great and Emperor William I and Bismarck and Von
-Moltke. Strange, isn’t it? Queer, how Imperialism
-apparently teaches people to be civil, while Democracy
-does the reverse. We ought to get a little “Imperialism”
-into our government, I should say. We ought to make
-American law and American government supreme, but
-over it there ought to be a “supremer” people who really
-know what their rights are, who respect liberties, decencies,
-and courtesies for themselves and others, and who
-demand and see that their government and their law and
-their servants, public and private, are responsive and responsible
-to them, rather than to the “Christian gentlemen”
-who want to “pack ’em in.” If you don’t believe
-it, go to Berlin and then see if you come home again
-cheerfully believing that this is still the land of the <em>free</em>
-and the home of the <em>brave</em>. Rather I think you will begin
-to feel that we are getting to be the land of the <em>dub</em>
-and the home of the <em>door-mat</em>. Nothing more and nothing
-less.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_474" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_474">474</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XLVIII">CHAPTER XLVIII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">THE NIGHT-LIFE OF BERLIN</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap b"><span class="smcap1">During</span> the first ten days I saw considerable of
-German night-life, in company with Herr A.,
-a stalwart Prussian who went out of his way to
-be nice to me. I cannot say that, after Paris and Monte
-Carlo, I was greatly impressed, although all that I saw in
-Berlin had this advantage, that it bore sharply the imprint
-of German nationality. The cafés were not especially
-noteworthy. I do not know what I can say about
-any of them which will indicate their individuality.
-“Piccadilly” was a great evening drinking-place near
-the Potsdamer Platz, which was all glass, gold, marble,
-glittering with lights and packed with the Germans, <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">en
-famille</i>, and young men and their girls.</p>
-
-<p>“La Clou” was radically different. In a way it
-was an amazing place, catering to the moderately
-prosperous middle class. It seated, I should say, easily
-fifteen hundred people, if not more, on the ground floor;
-and every table, in the evening at least, was full. At
-either end of the great center aisle bisecting it was stationed
-a stringed orchestra and when one ceased the
-other immediately began, so that there was music without
-interruption. Father and mother and young Lena,
-the little Heine, and the two oldest girls or boys were all
-here. During the evening, up one aisle and down another,
-there walked a constant procession of boys and
-girls and young men and young women, making shy,
-conservative eyes at one another.</p>
-
-<p>In Berlin every one drinks beer or the lighter wines—the
-children being present—and no harm seems to come<span class="pagenum" id="Page_475">475</span>
-from it. I presume drunkenness is not on the increase
-in Germany. And in Paris they sit at tables in front
-of cafés—men and women—and sip their liqueurs.
-It is a very pleasant way to enjoy your leisure. Outside
-of trade or the desire to be <em>president</em>, <em>vice-president</em>, or
-<em>secretary</em> of something, we in America have so often no
-real diversions.</p>
-
-<p>In no sense could either of these restaurants be said
-to be smart. But Berlin, outside of one or two selected
-spots, does not run to smartness. The “Cabaret Linden”
-and the “Cabaret Arcadia” were, once more, of
-a different character. There was one woman at the
-Cabaret Linden who struck me as having real artistic
-talent of a strongly Teutonic variety. Claire Waldoff
-was her name, a hard, shock-headed tomboy of a
-girl, who sang in a harsh, guttural voice of soldiers, merchants,
-janitors, and policemen—a really brilliant presentation
-of local German characteristics. It is curious
-how these little touches of character drawn from everyday
-life invariably win thunders of applause. How the
-world loves the homely, the simple, the odd, the silly,
-the essentially true! Unlike the others at this place,
-there was not a suggestive thing about anything which
-this woman said or did; yet this noisy, driveling audience
-could not get enough of her. She was truly an
-artist.</p>
-
-<p>One night we went to the Palais de Danse, admittedly
-Berlin’s greatest night-life achievement. For several
-days Herr A. had been saying: “Now to-morrow
-we must go to the Palais de Danse, then you will
-see something,” but every evening when we started out,
-something else had intervened. I was a little skeptical
-of his enthusiastic praise of this institution as being better
-than anything else of its kind in Europe. You
-had to take Herr A.’s vigorous Teutonic estimate of Berlin<span class="pagenum" id="Page_476">476</span>
-with a grain of salt, though I did think that a city
-that had put itself together in this wonderful way in not
-much more than a half-century had certainly considerable
-reason to boast.</p>
-
-<p>“But what about the Café de Paris at Monte Carlo?”
-I suggested, remembering vividly the beauty and glitter
-of the place.</p>
-
-<p>“No, no, no!” he exclaimed, with great emphasis—he
-had a habit of unconsciously making a fist when he
-was emphatic—“not in Monte Carlo, not in Paris, not
-anywhere.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very good,” I replied, “this must be very fine.
-Lead on.”</p>
-
-<p>So we went.</p>
-
-<p>I think Herr A. was pleased to note how much of my
-skepticism melted after passing the sedate exterior of
-this astounding place.</p>
-
-<p>“I want to tell you something,” said Herr A. as we
-climbed out of our taxi—a good, solid, reasonably
-priced, Berlin taxi—“if you come with your wife, your
-daughter, or your sister you buy a ticket for yourself—four
-marks—and walk in. Nothing is charged for
-your female companions and no notice is taken of them.
-If you come here with a demi-mondaine, you pay four
-marks for yourself and four for her, and you cannot get
-in without. They know. They have men at the door
-who are experts in this matter. They want you to bring
-such women, but you have to pay. If such a woman
-comes alone, she goes in free. How’s that?”</p>
-
-<p>Once inside we surveyed a brilliant spectacle—far
-more ornate than the Café l’Abbaye or the Café Maxim,
-though by no means so enticing. Paris is Paris and
-Berlin is Berlin and the Germans cannot do as do the
-French. They haven’t the air—the temperament.
-Everywhere in Germany you feel that—that strange<span class="pagenum" id="Page_477">477</span>
-solidity of soul which cannot be gay as the French
-are gay. Nevertheless the scene inside was brilliant.
-Brilliant was the word. I would not have believed, until
-I saw it, that the German temperament or the German
-sense of thrift would have permitted it and yet after
-seeing the marvelous German officer, why not?</p>
-
-<p>The main chamber—very large—consisted of a
-small, central, highly polished dancing floor, canopied
-far above by a circular dome of colored glass, glittering
-white or peach-pink by turns, and surrounded on all sides
-by an elevated platform or floor, two or three feet above
-it, crowded with tables ranged in circles on ascending
-steps, so that all might see. Beyond the tables again was
-a wide, level, semi-circular promenade, flanked by ornate
-walls and divans and set with palms, marbles and intricate
-gilt curio cases. The general effect was one of
-intense light, pale, diaphanous silks of creams and lemon
-hues, white-and-gold walls, white tables,—a perfect
-glitter of glass mirrors, and picturesque paneling.
-Beyond the dancing-floor was a giant, gold-tinted, rococo
-organ, and within a recess in this, under the tinted pipes,
-a stringed orchestra. The place was crowded with
-women of the half-world, for the most part Germans—unusually
-slender, in the majority of cases delicately
-featured, as the best of these women are, and beautifully
-dressed. I say beautifully. Qualify it any way you
-want to. Put it dazzlingly, ravishingly, showily, outrageously—any
-way you choose. No respectable
-woman might come so garbed. Many of these women
-were unbelievably attractive, carried themselves with a
-grand air, pea-fowl wise, and lent an atmosphere
-of color and life of a very showy kind. The place was
-also crowded, I need not add, with young men in evening
-clothes. Only champagne was served to drink—champagne
-at twenty marks the bottle. Champagne at<span class="pagenum" id="Page_478">478</span>
-twenty marks the bottle in Berlin is high. You can get
-a fine suit of clothes for seventy or eighty marks.</p>
-
-<p>The principal diversions here were dining, dancing,
-drinking. As at Monte Carlo and in Paris, you saw
-here that peculiarly suggestive dancing of the habitués
-and the more skilled performances of those especially
-hired for the occasion. The Spanish and Russian
-dancers, as in Paris, the Turkish and Tyrolese specimens,
-gathered from Heaven knows where, were here.
-There were a number of handsome young officers present
-who occasionally danced with the women they were escorting.
-When the dancing began the lights in the
-dome turned pink. When it ceased, the lights in the
-dome were a glittering white. The place is, I fancy,
-a rather quick development for Berlin. We drank champagne,
-waved away charmers, and finally left, at two or
-three o’clock, when the law apparently compelled the
-closing of this great central chamber; though after that
-hour all the patrons who desired might adjourn to an inner
-sanctum, quite as large, not so showy, but full of
-brilliant, strolling, dining, drinking life where, I was
-informed, one could stay till eight in the morning if
-one chose. There was some drunkenness here, but not
-much, and an air of heavy gaiety. I left thinking to
-myself, “Once is enough for a place like this.”</p>
-
-<p>I went one day to Potsdam and saw the Imperial
-Palace and grounds and the Royal Parade. The Emperor
-had just left for Venice. As a seat of royalty it
-did not interest me at all. It was a mere imitation of
-the grounds and palace at Versailles, but as a river valley
-it was excellent. Very dull, indeed, were the state
-apartments. I tried to be interested in the glass ballrooms,
-picture galleries, royal auditoriums and the like.
-But alas! The servitors, by the way, were just as anxious
-for tips as any American waiters. Potsdam did<span class="pagenum" id="Page_479">479</span>
-not impress me. From there I went to Grunewald and
-strolled in the wonderful forest for an enchanted three
-hours. That was worth while.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>The rivers of every city have their individuality and
-to me the Spree and its canals seem eminently suited to
-Berlin. The water effects—and they are always artistically
-important and charming—are plentiful.</p>
-
-<p>The most pleasing portions of Berlin to me were those
-which related to the branches of the Spree—its canals
-and the lakes about it. Always there were wild ducks
-flying over the housetops, over offices and factories; ducks
-passing from one bit of water to another, their long
-necks protruding before them, their metallic colors
-gleaming in the sun.</p>
-
-<p>You see quaint things in Berlin, such as you will not
-see elsewhere—the Spreewald nurses, for instance, in
-the Thiergarten with their short, scarlet, balloon skirt
-emphasized by a white apron, their triangular white linen
-head-dress, very conspicuous. It was actually suggested
-to me one day as something interesting to do, to go to
-the Zoological Gardens and see the animals fed! I
-chanced to come there when they were feeding the owls,
-giving each one a mouse,—live or dead, I could not quite
-make out. That was enough for me. I despise flesh-eating
-birds anyhow. They are quite the most horrible
-of all evoluted specimens. This particular collection—eagles,
-hawks, condors, owls of every known type and
-variety, and buzzards—all sat in their cages gorging
-themselves on raw meat or mice. The owls, to my disgust,
-fixed me with their relentless eyes, the while they
-tore at the entrails of their victims. As a realist, of
-course, I ought to accept all these delicate manifestations
-of the iron constitution of the universe as interesting,
-but I can’t. Now and then, very frequently, in fact, life<span class="pagenum" id="Page_480">480</span>
-becomes too much for my hardy stomach. I withdraw,
-chilled and stupefied by the way strength survives and
-weakness goes under. And to think that as yet we have
-no method of discovering why the horrible appears and
-no reason for saying that it should not. Yet one can
-actually become surfeited with beauty and art and take
-refuge in the inartistic and the unlovely!</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>One of the Berliners’ most wearying characteristics is
-their contentious attitude. To the few, barring the
-women, to whom I was introduced, I could scarcely talk.
-As a matter of fact, I was not expected to. <em>They</em> would
-talk to <em>me</em>. Argument was, in its way, obviously an insult.
-Anything that I might have to say or suggest was
-of small importance; anything they had to say was of
-the utmost importance commercially, socially, educationally,
-spiritually,—any way you chose,—and they emphasized
-so many of their remarks with a deep voice, a hard,
-guttural force, a frown, or a rap on the table with their
-fists that I was constantly overawed.</p>
-
-<p>Take this series of incidents as typical of the Berlin
-spirit: One day as I walked along Unter den Linden
-I saw a minor officer standing in front of a sentry who
-was not far from his black-and-white striped sentry-box,
-his body as erect as a ramrod, his gun “presented” stiff
-before him, not an eyelash moving, not a breath stirring.
-This endured for possibly fifty seconds or longer. You
-would not get the importance of this if you did not
-realize how strict the German military regulations are.
-At the sound of an officer’s horn or the observed approach
-of a superior officer there is a noticeable stiffening
-of the muscles of the various sentries in sight.
-In this instance the minor officer imagined that he had not
-been saluted properly, I presume, and suspected that the
-soldier was heavy with too much beer. Hence the rigid<span class="pagenum" id="Page_481">481</span>
-test that followed. After the officer was gone, the soldier
-looked for all the world like a self-conscious house-dog
-that has just escaped a good beating, sheepishly glancing
-out of the corners of his eyes and wondering, no doubt,
-if by any chance the officer was coming back. “If he
-had moved so much as an eyelid,” said a citizen to me,
-emphatically and approvingly, “he would have been sent
-to the guard-house, and rightly. <em>Swine-hound!</em> He
-should tend to his duties!”</p>
-
-<p>Coming from Milan to Lucerne, and again from Lucerne
-to Frankfort, and again from Frankfort to Berlin,
-I sat in the various dining-cars next to Germans who
-were obviously in trade and successful. Oh, the compact
-sufficiency of them! “Now, when you are in
-Italy,” said one to another, “you see signs—‘French
-spoken,’ or ‘English spoken’; not ‘German spoken.’
-Fools! They really do not know where their business
-comes from.”</p>
-
-<p>On the train from Lucerne to Frankfort I overheard
-another sanguine and vigorous pair. Said one:
-“Where I was in Spain, near Barcelona, things were
-wretched. Poor houses, poor wagons, poor clothes, poor
-stores. And they carry English and American goods—these
-dunces! Proud and slow. You can scarcely
-tell them anything.”</p>
-
-<p>“We will change all that in ten years,” replied the
-other. “We are going after that trade. They need
-up-to-date German methods.”</p>
-
-<p>In a café in Charlottenberg, near the Kaiser-Friedrich
-Gedächtnis-Kirche, I sat with three others. One was
-from Leipzig, in the fur business. The others were
-merchants of Berlin. I was not of their party, merely
-an accidental auditor.</p>
-
-<p>“In Russia the conditions are terrible. They do not
-know what life is. Such villages!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_482">482</span></p>
-
-<p>“Do the English buy there much?”</p>
-
-<p>“A great deal.”</p>
-
-<p>“We shall have to settle this trade business with war
-yet. It will come. We shall have to fight.”</p>
-
-<p>“In eight days,” said one of the Berliners, “we could
-put an army of one hundred and fifty thousand men in
-England with all supplies sufficient for eight weeks.
-Then what would they do?”</p>
-
-<p>Do these things suggest the German sense of self-sufficiency
-and ability? They are the commonest of the
-commonplaces.</p>
-
-<p>During the short time that I was in Berlin I was a
-frequent witness of quite human but purely Teutonic
-bursts of temper—that rapid, fiery mounting of choler
-which verges apparently on a physical explosion,—the
-bursting of a blood vessel. I was going home one night
-late, with Herr A., from the Potsdamer Bahnhof, when
-we were the witnesses of an absolutely magnificent and
-spectacular fight between two Germans—so Teutonic and
-temperamental as to be decidedly worth while. It occurred
-between a German escorting a lady and carrying
-a grip at the same time, and another German somewhat
-more slender and somewhat taller, wearing a high hat
-and carrying a walking-stick. This was on one of the
-most exclusive suburban lines operating out of Berlin.</p>
-
-<div id="if_i_482" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 45em;">
- <img src="images/i_482.jpg" width="2145" height="1528" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">Teutonic bursts of temper</div></div>
-
-<p>It appears that the gentleman with the high hat and
-cane, in running to catch his train along with many
-others, severely jostled the gentleman with the lady and
-the portmanteau. On the instant, an absolutely terrific
-explosion! To my astonishment—and, for the moment,
-I can say my horror—I saw these two very
-fiercely attack each other, the one striking wildly with
-his large portmanteau, the other replying with lusty
-blows of his stick, a club-like affair which fell with hard
-whacks on his rival’s head. Hats were knocked off,
-shirt-fronts marked and torn; blood began to flow where
-heads and faces were cut severely, and almost pandemonium
-broke loose in the surrounding crowd.</p>
-
-<p>Fighting always produces an atmosphere of intensity
-in any nationality, but this German company seemed
-fairly to coruscate with anguish, wrath, rage, blood-thirsty
-excitement. The crowd surged to and fro as the
-combatants moved here and there. A large German officer,
-his brass helmet a welcome shield in such an affair,
-was brought from somewhere. Such noble German epithets
-as “Swine-hound!” “Hundsknochen!” (dog’s
-bone), “Schafskopf!” (sheep’s head), “Schafsgesicht!”
-(sheep-face), and even more untranslatable words filled
-the air. The station platform was fairly boiling with
-excitement. Husbands drove their wives back, wives
-pulled their husbands away, or tried to, and men immediately
-took sides as men will. Finally the magnificent
-representative of law and order, large and impregnable
-as Gibraltar, interposed his great bulk between
-the two. Comparative order was restored. Each contestant
-was led away in an opposite direction. Some
-names and addresses were taken by the policeman. In
-so far as I could see no arrests were made; and finally
-both combatants, cut and bleeding as they were, were
-allowed to enter separate cars and go their way. That
-was Berlin to the life. The air of the city, of Germany
-almost, was ever rife with contentious elements and emotions.</p>
-
-<p>I should like to relate one more incident, and concerning
-quite another angle of Teutonism. This relates
-to German sentiment, which is as close to the German surface
-as German rage and vanity. It occurred in the outskirts
-of Berlin—one of those interesting regions where
-solid blocks of gold- and silver-balconied apartment
-houses march up to the edge of streetless, sewerless, lightless<span class="pagenum" id="Page_484">484</span>
-green fields and stop. Beyond lie endless areas of
-truck gardens or open common yet to be developed. Cityward
-lie miles on miles of electric-lighted, vacuum-cleaned,
-dumb-waitered and elevator-served apartments,
-and, of course, street cars.</p>
-
-<p>I had been investigating a large section of land devoted
-to free (or practically free) municipal gardens for
-the poor, one of those socialistic experiments of Germany
-which, as is always the way, benefit the capable
-and leave the incapable just where they were before.
-As I emerged from a large area of such land divided into
-very small garden plots, I came across a little graveyard
-adjoining a small, neat, white concrete church where a
-German burial service was in progress. The burial
-ground was not significant or pretentious—a poor man’s
-graveyard, that was plain. The little church was too
-small and too sectarian in its mood, standing out in the
-wind and rain of an open common, to be of any social
-significance. Lutheran, I fancied. As I came up a little
-group of pall-bearers, very black and very solemn, were
-carrying a white satin-covered coffin down a bare gravel
-path leading from the church door, the minister following,
-bareheaded, and after him the usual company of
-mourners in solemn high hats or thick black veils, the
-foremost—a mother and a remaining daughter I took
-them to be—sobbing bitterly. Just then six choristers
-in black frock coats and high hats, standing to one side
-of the gravel path like six blackbirds ranged on a fence,
-began to sing a German parting-song to the melody of
-“Home Sweet Home.” The little white coffin, containing
-presumably the body of a young girl, was put down
-by the grave while the song was completed and the minister
-made a few consolatory remarks.</p>
-
-<p>I have never been able, quite, to straighten out for
-myself the magic of what followed—its stirring effect.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_485">485</span>
-Into the hole of very yellow earth, cut through dead
-brown grass, the white coffin was lowered and then the
-minister stood by and held out first to the father and
-then to the mother and then to each of the others as they
-passed a small, white, ribbon-threaded basket containing
-broken bits of the yellow earth intermixed with masses
-of pink and red rose-leaves. As each sobbing person
-came forward he, or she, took a handful of earth and
-rose leaves and let them sift through his fingers to the
-coffin below. A lump rose in my throat and I hurried
-away.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_486" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_486">486</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XLIX">CHAPTER XLIX<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">ON THE WAY TO HOLLAND</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap i"><span class="smcap1">I came</span> near finding myself in serious straights
-financially on leaving Berlin; for, owing to an oversight,
-and the fact that I was lost in pleasant entertainment
-up to quite the parting hour, on examining
-my cash in hand I found I had only fifteen marks all told.
-This was Saturday night and my train was leaving in just
-thirty minutes. My taxi fare would be two marks. I had
-my ticket, but excess baggage!—I saw that looming up
-largely. It could mean anything in Europe—ten,
-twenty, thirty marks. “Good Heavens!” I thought.
-“Who is there to cash a letter of credit for me on Saturday
-night?” I thought of porters, taxis, train hands
-at Amsterdam. “If I get there at all,” I sighed, “I get
-there without a cent.” For a minute I thought seriously
-of delaying my departure and seeking the aid of Herr
-A. However, I hurried on to the depot where I first had
-my trunk weighed and found that I should have to pay
-ten marks excess baggage. That was not so bad. My
-taxi chauffeur demanded two. My <i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Packträger</i> took one
-more, my parcel-room clerk, one mark in fees, leaving
-me exactly one mark and my letter of credit. “Good
-Heavens!” I sighed. “I can see the expectant customs
-officers at the border! Without money I shall have to
-open every one of my bags. I can see the conductor expecting
-four or five marks and getting nothing. I can
-see—oh, Lord!”</p>
-
-<p>Still I did not propose to turn back, I did not have
-time. The clerk at the Amsterdam hotel would have
-to loan me money on my letter of credit. So I bustled<span class="pagenum" id="Page_487">487</span>
-ruminatively into the train. It was a long, dusty affair,
-coming from St. Petersburg and bound for Holland,
-Paris, and the boats for England. It was crowded with
-passengers but, thank Heaven, all of them safely bestowed
-in separate compartments or “drawing-rooms”
-after the European fashion. I drew my blinds, undressed
-swiftly and got into bed. Let all conductors rage,
-I thought. Porters be damned. Frontier inspectors
-could go to blazes. I am going to sleep, my one mark
-in my coat pocket.</p>
-
-<p>I was just dozing off when the conductor called to ask
-if I did not want to surrender the keys to my baggage
-in order to avoid being waked in the morning at the
-frontier. This service merited a tip which, of course,
-I was in no position to give. “Let me explain to you,”
-I said. “This is the way it is. I got on this train with
-just one mark.” I tried to make it clear how it all happened,
-in my halting German.</p>
-
-<p>He was a fine, tall, military, solid-chested fellow. He
-looked at me with grave, inquisitive eyes. “I will come
-in a little later,” he grunted. Instead, he shook me
-rudely at five-thirty <span class="smcap">A. M.</span>, at some small place in Holland,
-and told me that I would have to go out and open my
-trunk. Short shrift for the man who cannot or will
-not tip!</p>
-
-<p>Still I was not so downcast. For one thing we were in
-Holland, actually and truly,—quaint little Holland with
-its five million population crowded into cities so close
-together that you could get from one to another in a half-hour
-or a little over. To me, it was first and foremost
-the land of Frans Hals and Rembrandt van Ryn and
-that whole noble company of Dutch painters. All my
-life I had been more or less fascinated by those smooth
-surfaces, the spirited atmosphere, those radiant simplicities
-of the Dutch interiors, the village inns, windmills,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_488">488</span>
-canal scenes, housewives, fishwives, old topers, cattle,
-and nature scenes which are the basis and substance
-of Dutch art. I will admit, for argument’s sake, that
-the Dutch costume with its snowy neck and head-piece
-and cuffs, the Dutch windmill, with its huge wind-bellied
-sails, the Dutch landscape so flat and grassy and the
-Dutch temperament, broad-faced and phlegmatic, have
-had much to do with my art attraction, but over and beyond
-those there has always been so much more than this—an
-indefinable something which, for want of a better
-phrase, I can only call the wonder of the Dutch soul, the
-most perfect expression of commonplace beauty that the
-world has yet seen. So easily life runs off into the mystical,
-the metaphysical, the emotional, the immoral, the
-passionate and the suggestive, that for those delicate
-flaws of perfection in which life is revealed static, quiescent,
-undisturbed, innocently gay, naïvely beautiful, how
-can we be grateful enough! For those lovely, idyllic
-minds that were content to paint the receipt of a letter,
-an evening school, dancing peasants, a gust of wind,
-skaters, wild ducks, milk-time, a market, playing at
-draughts, the fruiterer, a woman darning stockings, a
-woman scouring, the drunken roysterers, a cow stall, cat
-and kittens, the grocer’s shop, the chemist’s shop, the
-blacksmith’s shop, feeding-time, and the like, my heart
-has only reverence. And it is not (again) this choice of
-subject alone, nor the favorable atmosphere of Holland
-in which these were found, so much as it is that delicate
-refinement of soul, of perception, of feeling—the miracle
-of temperament—through which these things were
-seen. <em>Life seen through a temperament! that is the
-miracle of art.</em></p>
-
-<p>Yet the worst illusion that can be entertained concerning
-art is that it is apt to appear at any time in any country,
-through a given personality or a group of individuals<span class="pagenum" id="Page_489">489</span>
-without any deep relation to much deeper mystical and
-metaphysical things. Some little suggestion of the artistry
-of life may present itself now and then through a
-personality, but art in the truest sense is the substance of
-an age, the significance of a country—a nationality.
-Even more than that, it is a time-spirit (the <i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Zeitgeist</i> of
-the Germans) that appears of occasion to glorify a land,
-to make great a nation. You would think that somewhere
-in the sightless substance of things—the chemistry
-back of the material evidence of life—there was a
-lovely, roseate milling of superior principle at times.
-Strange and lovely things come to the fore—the restoration
-in England, the Renaissance in Italy, Florence’s
-golden period, Holland’s classic art—all done in a century.
-“And the spirit of God moved upon the face of
-the waters,” and there was that which we know as art.</p>
-
-<p>I think it was years before those two towering figures—Rembrandt
-and Frans Hals (and of the two, Frans
-Hals is to me the greater)—appeared in my consciousness
-and emphasized the distinction of Holland for me,
-showing me that the loveliness of Dutch art,—the
-naïveté of Wouverman, the poetic realism of Nicolaes
-Maes, the ultimate artistry of Vermeer, de Hoogh, Ruysdael
-and all that sweet company of simple painters of
-simple things,—had finally come to mean <em>to me</em> all that
-<em>I</em> can really hope for in art—those last final reflections
-of halcyon days which are the best that life has to show.</p>
-
-<p>Sometimes when I think of the homely splendors of
-Dutch art, which in its delicate commonplaceness has
-nothing to do with the more universal significance of
-both Hals and Rembrandt, I get a little wild artistically.
-Those smooth persuasive surfaces—pure enamel—and
-symphonies of blue light which are Vermeer; those genial
-household intimacies and candle-light romances which
-are Dou; those alleluiahs of light and water which are<span class="pagenum" id="Page_490">490</span>
-Vandervelde, Backhysen, Van Goyen; those merry-makings,
-perambulations, doorway chats, poultry intimacies,
-small trade affections and exchanges which are
-Terburg and Van Ostade! Truly, words fail me. I
-do not know how to suggest the poetry, the realism, the
-mood, the artistic craftsmanship that go with these
-things. They suggest a time, a country, an age, a mood,
-which is at once a philosophy, a system, a spirit of life.
-What more can art be? What more can it suggest?
-How, in that fortune of chance, which combines it with
-color-sense, temperament, craft, can it be exceeded?
-And all of this is what Dutch art—those seemingly
-minor phases, after Hals and Rembrandt—means to
-me.</p>
-
-<p>But I was in Holland now, and not concerned so much
-for the moment with Dutch art as with my trunks.
-Still I felt here, at the frontier, that already I was in an
-entirely different world. Gone was that fever of the
-blood which is Germany. Gone the heavy, involute, enduring,
-Teutonic architecture. The upstanding German,—kaiserlich,
-self-opinionated, drastic, aggressive—was
-no longer about me. The men who were unlocking
-trunks and bags here exemplified a softer, milder, less
-military type. This mystery of national temperaments—was
-I never to get done with it? As I looked about
-me against a pleasant rising Sunday sun I could see and
-feel that not only the people but the landscape and the
-architecture had changed. The architecture was obviously
-so different, low, modest, one-story cottages
-standing out on a smooth, green level land, so smooth
-and so green and so level that anything projected against
-the skyline—it mattered not how modest—thereby became
-significant. And I saw my first Holland windmill
-turning its scarecrow arms in the distance. It was like
-coming out of a Russian steam bath into the cool marble<span class="pagenum" id="Page_491">491</span>
-precincts of the plunge, to be thus projected from Germany
-into Holland. If you will believe me I was glad
-that I had no money in order that I might be driven out
-to see all this.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>I had no trouble with trunks and bags other than opening
-them and being compelled to look as though I thought
-it a crime to tip anybody. I strolled about the station in
-the early light of a clear, soft day and speculated on this
-matter of national temperaments. What a pity, I
-thought, if Holland were ever annexed by Germany or
-France or any country and made to modify its individuality.
-Before I was done with it I was inclined to believe
-that its individuality would never be modified, come
-any authority that might.</p>
-
-<p>The balance of the trip to Amsterdam was nothing, a
-matter of two hours, but it visualized all I had fancied
-concerning Holland. Such a mild little land it is. So
-level, so smooth, so green. I began to puzzle out the signs
-along the way; they seemed such a hodge-podge of German
-and English badly mixed, that I had to laugh. The
-train passed up the center of a street in one village where
-cool brick pavements fronted cool brick houses and
-stores, and on one shop window appeared the legend:
-“Haar Sniden.” Would not that as a statement of hair-cutting
-make any German-American laugh? “Telefoon,”
-“stoom boot,” “treins noor Ostend,” “land te
-koop” (for sale) and the like brought a mild grin of
-amusement.</p>
-
-<p>When we reached Amsterdam I had scarcely time to
-get a sense of it before I was whisked away in an electric
-omnibus to the hotel; and I was eager to get there,
-too, in order to replenish my purse which was now without
-a single penny. The last mark had gone to the
-porter at the depot to carry my bags to this ’bus. I was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_492">492</span>
-being deceived as to the character of the city by this ride
-from the central station to the hotel, for curiously its
-course gave not a glimpse of the canals that are the
-most charming and pleasing features of Amsterdam—more
-so than in any other city in Holland.</p>
-
-<p>And now what struggles for a little ready money!
-My bags and fur coat had been duly carried into the
-hotel and I had signified to the porter in a lordly way
-that he should pay the ’busman, but seeing that I had
-letters which might result in local invitations this very
-day a little ready cash was necessary.</p>
-
-<p>“I tell you what I should like you to do,” I observed
-to the clerk, after I had properly entered my name and
-accepted a room. “Yesterday in Berlin, until it was
-too late, I forgot to draw any money on my letter of
-credit. Let me have forty gulden and I will settle with
-you in the morning.”</p>
-
-<p>“But, my dear sir,” he said, very doubtfully indeed
-and in very polite English, “I do not see how we can
-do that. We do not know you.”</p>
-
-<p>“It is surely not so unusual,” I suggested ingratiatingly,
-“you must have done it before. You see my
-bags and trunk are here. Here is my letter of credit.
-Let me speak to the manager.”</p>
-
-<p>The dapper Dutchman looked at my fur coat and bags
-quite critically, looked at my letter of credit as if he felt
-sure it was a forgery and then retired into an inner office.
-Presently a polished creature appeared, dark, immaculate,
-and after eyeing me solemnly, shook his head. “It can’t
-be done,” he said.</p>
-
-<p>He turned to go.</p>
-
-<p>“But here, here!” I called. “This won’t do. You
-must be sensible. What sort of a hotel do you keep here,
-anyhow? I must have forty gulden—thirty, anyhow.
-My letter of credit is good. Examine it. Good heavens!<span class="pagenum" id="Page_493">493</span>
-You have at least eight hundred gulden worth of luggage
-there.”</p>
-
-<p>He had turned and was surveying me again. “It
-can’t be done,” he said.</p>
-
-<p>“Impossible!” I cried. “I must have it. Why, I
-haven’t a cent. You must trust me until to-morrow
-morning.”</p>
-
-<p>“Give him twenty gulden,” he said to the clerk, wearily,
-and turned away.</p>
-
-<p>“Good Heavens!” I said to the clerk, “give me the
-twenty gulden before I die of rage.” And so he counted
-them out to me and I went in to breakfast.</p>
-
-<p>I was charmed to find that the room overlooked one
-of the lovely canals with a distant view of others—all
-of them alive with canal-boats poled along slowly by solid,
-placid Hollanders, the spring sunlight giving them a
-warm, alluring, mildly adventurous aspect. The sense
-of light on water was so delightful from the breakfast-room,
-a great airy place, that it gave an added flavor to
-my Sunday morning breakfast of eggs and bacon. I was
-so pleased with my general surroundings here that I even
-hummed a tune while I ate.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_494" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_494">494</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_L">CHAPTER L<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">AMSTERDAM</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap al"><span class="smcap1">Amsterdam</span> I should certainly include among
-my cities of light and charm, a place to live in.
-Not that it has, in my judgment, any of that
-capital significance of Paris or Rome or Venice. Though
-greater by a hundred thousand in population than Frankfort,
-it has not even the forceful commercial texture of
-that place. The spirit of the city seemed so much more
-unbusinesslike,—so much slower and easier-going. Before
-I sent forth a single letter of introduction I spent an
-entire day idling about its so often semicircular streets,
-following the canals which thread their centers like made
-pools, rejoicing in the cool brick walks which line the
-sides, looking at the reflection of houses and buildings
-in the ever-present water.</p>
-
-<p>Holland is obviously a land of canals and windmills,
-but much more than that it is a land of atmosphere. I
-have often speculated as to just what it is that the sea
-does to its children that marks them so definitely for its
-own. And here in Amsterdam the thought came to me
-again. It is this: Your waterside idler, whether he
-traverses the wide stretches of the ocean or remains at
-home near the sea, has a seeming vacuity or dreaminess
-of soul that no rush of ordinary life can disturb. I
-have noted it of every port of the sea, that the eager intensity
-of men so often melts away at the water’s edge.
-Boats are not loaded with the hard realism that marks
-the lading of trains. A sense of the idle-devil-may-care
-indifference of water seems to play about the affairs of
-these people, of those who have to do with them—the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_495">495</span>
-unhastening indifference of the sea. Perhaps the suggestion
-of the soundless, timeless, heartless deep that is
-in every channel, inlet, sluice, and dock-basin is the
-element that is at the base of their lagging motions.
-Your sailor and seafaring man will not hurry. His eyes
-are wide with a strange suspicion of the deep. He knows
-by contact what the subtlety and the fury of the waters
-are. The word of the sea is to be indifferent. “Never
-you mind, dearie. As it was in the beginning, so it ever
-shall be.”</p>
-
-<p>I think the peace and sweetness of Amsterdam bear
-some relationship to this wonderful, soporific spirit of the
-endless deep. As I walked along these “grachts” and
-“kades” and through these “pleins”—seemingly
-enameled worlds in which water and trees and red brick
-houses swam in a soft light, exactly the light and atmosphere
-you find in Dutch art—I felt as though I had come
-out of a hard modern existence such as one finds in Germany
-and back into something kindly, rural, intellectual,
-philosophic. Spinoza was, I believe, Holland’s contribution
-to philosophy,—and a worthy Dutch philosopher he
-was—and Erasmus its great scholar. Both Rembrandt
-and Frans Hals have indicated in their lives the spirit of
-their country. I think, if you could look into the spirits
-and homes of thousands of simple Hollanders, you would
-find that same kindly, cleanly realism which you admire
-in their paintings. It is so placid. It was so here in
-Amsterdam. One gathered it from the very air. I had
-a feeling of peaceful, meditative delight in life and the
-simplicities of living all the time I was in Holland, which
-I take to be significant. All the while I was there I was
-wishing that I might remain throughout the spring and
-summer, and dream. In Germany I was haunted by the
-necessity of effort.</p>
-
-<p>It was while I was in Amsterdam this first morning<span class="pagenum" id="Page_496">496</span>
-that the realization that my travels were fast drawing to
-a close dawned upon me. I had been having such a good
-time! That fresh, interested feeling of something new
-to look forward to with each morning was still enduring;
-but now I saw that my splendid world of adventure was
-all but ended. Thoreau has proved, as I recalled now with
-some satisfaction, that life can be lived, with great intellectual
-and spiritual distinction in a meager way and
-in small compass, but oh, the wonder of the world’s
-highways—the going to and fro amid the things of
-eminence and memory, seeing how, thus far, this wordly
-house of ours has been furnished by man and by nature.</p>
-
-<p>All those wonderful lands and objects that I had looked
-forward to with such keen interest a few months before
-were now in their way things of the past. England,
-France, Italy, Germany, London, Paris, Rome, Berlin,
-Canterbury, Amiens, St. Peter’s, Pisa—I could not look
-on those any more with fresh and wondering eyes. How
-brief life is, I thought! How taciturn in its mood! It
-gives us a brief sip, some of us, once and then takes the
-cup away. It seemed to me, as I sat here looking out on
-the fresh and sweet canals of Holland, that I could
-idle thus forever jotting down foolish impressions,
-exclaiming over fleeting phases of beauty, wiping my
-eyes at the hails and farewells that are so precious and
-so sad. Holland was before me, and Belgium, and one
-more sip of Paris, and a few days in England, perhaps,
-and then I should go back to New York to write. I could
-see it—New York with its high buildings, its clanging
-cars, its rough incivility. Oh, why might I not idle abroad
-indefinitely?</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>The second morning of my arrival I received a telephone
-message from a sister of Madame A., Madame
-J., the wife of an eminent Dutch jurist who had something<span class="pagenum" id="Page_497">497</span>
-to do with the International Peace Court. Would
-I come to lunch this day? Her husband would be a little
-late, but I would not mind. Her sister had written her.
-She would be so glad to see me. I promptly accepted.</p>
-
-<p>The house was near the Ryks Museum, with a charming
-view of water from the windows. I can see it now—this
-very pleasant Holland interior. The rooms into
-which I was introduced were bluish-gray in tone, the contents
-spare and in good taste. Flowers in abundance.
-Much brass and old copper. Madame J. was herself
-a study in steel blue and silver gray, a reserved yet temperamental
-woman. A better linguist than Madame A.,
-she spoke English perfectly. She had read my book, the
-latest one, and had liked it, she told me. Then she folded
-her hands in her lap, leaned forward and looked at me.
-“I have been so curious to see what you looked like.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” I replied smilingly, “take a long look. I am
-not as wild as early rumors would indicate, I hope. You
-mustn’t start with prejudices.”</p>
-
-<p>She smiled engagingly. “It isn’t that. There are so
-many things in your book which make me curious. It is
-such a strange book—self-revealing, I imagine.”</p>
-
-<p>“I wouldn’t be too sure.”</p>
-
-<p>She merely continued to look at me and smile in a
-placid way, but her inspection was so sympathetic and in
-a way alluring that it was rather flattering than otherwise.
-I, in turn, studied her. Here was a woman that, I had
-been told, had made an ideal marriage. And she obviously
-displayed the quiet content that few achieve.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>Like Shakespeare, I would be the last one to admit
-an impediment to the marriage of true minds. Unquestionably
-in this world in spite of endless liaisons, sex diversions,
-divorces, marital conflicts innumerable, the right
-people do occasionally find each other. There are<span class="pagenum" id="Page_498">498</span>
-true chemical-physical affinities, which remain so until
-death and dissolution undo their mysterious spell. Yet,
-on the other hand, I should say this is the rarest of events
-and if I should try to formulate the mystery of the marital
-trouble of this earth I should devote considerable percentages
-to: a—ungovernable passion not willed or able
-to be controlled by the individual; b—dull, thick-hided
-irresponsiveness which sees nothing in the emotional mood
-of another and knows no guiding impulse save self-interest
-and gluttony; c—fickleness of that unreasoning, unthinking
-character which is based on shallowness of soul
-and emotions—the pains resulting from such a state are
-negligible; d—diverging mental conceptions of life due
-to the hastened or retarded mental growth of one or the
-other of the high contracting parties; e—mistaken unions,
-wrong from the beginning, based on mistaken affections—cases
-where youth, inexperience, early ungovernable
-desire lead to a union based on sex and end, of course,
-in mental incompatibility; f—a hounding compulsion
-to seek for a high spiritual and intellectual ideal which
-almost no individual can realize for another and which
-yet <em>may</em> be realized in a lightning flash, out of a clear
-sky, as it were. In which case the last two will naturally
-forsake all others and cleave only the one to the
-other. Such is sex’s affection, mental and spiritual compatibility.</p>
-
-<p>But in marriage, as in no other trade, profession, or
-contract, once a bargain is struck—a mistake made—society
-suggests that there is no solution save in death.
-You cannot back out. It is almost the only place where
-you cannot correct a mistake and start all over. Until
-death do us part! Think of that being written and accepted
-of a mistaken marriage! My answer is that
-death would better hurry up. If the history of human
-marriage indicates anything, it is that the conditions which<span class="pagenum" id="Page_499">499</span>
-make for the union of two individuals, male and female,
-are purely fortuitous, that marriages are not made in
-heaven but in life’s conditioning social laboratory, and
-that the marriage relation, as we understand it, is quite as
-much subject to modification and revision as anything
-else. Radical as it may seem, I predict a complete revision
-of the home standards as we know them. I would
-not be in the least surprised if the home, as we know it,
-were to disappear entirely. New, modifying conditions
-are daily manifesting themselves. Aside from easy divorce
-which is a mere safety valve and cannot safely (and
-probably will not) be dispensed with, there are other
-things which are steadily undermining the old home
-system as it has been practised. For instance, endless
-agencies which tend to influence, inspire, and direct the
-individual or child, entirely apart from the control and
-suggestion of parents, are now at work. In the rearing
-of the <em>average</em> child the influence of the average parent is
-steadily growing less. Intellectual, social, spiritual freedom
-are constantly being suggested to the individual, but
-not by the home. People are beginning to see that they
-have a right to seek and seek until they find that which is
-best suited to their intellectual, physical, spiritual development,
-home or no home. No mistake, however great,
-or disturbing in its consequences, it is beginning to be
-seen, should be irretrievable. The greater the mistake,
-really, the easier it should be to right it. Society <em>must</em>
-and <em>is</em> opening the prison doors of human misery, and
-old sorrows are walking out into the sunlight where they
-are being dispelled and forgotten. As sure as there are
-such things as mental processes, spiritual affinities, significant
-individualities and as sure as these things are increasing
-in force, volume, numbers, so sure, also, is it that
-the marriage state and the sex relation with which these
-things are so curiously and indissolubly involved will be<span class="pagenum" id="Page_500">500</span>
-modified, given greater scope, greater ease of adjustment,
-greater simplicity of initiation, greater freedom as to
-duration, greater kindliness as to termination. And the
-state will guarantee the right, privileges and immunities
-of the children to the entire satisfaction of the state, the
-parents, and the children. It cannot be otherwise.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>Mynheer J. joined us presently. He was rather
-spare, very waxy, very intellectual, very unattached philosophically—apparently—and
-yet very rigid in his feeling
-for established principle. The type is quite common
-among intellectuals. Much reading had not made him
-mad but a little pedantic. He was speculatively interested
-in international peace though he did not believe that it
-could readily be established. Much more, apparently, he
-was interested in the necessity of building up a code or
-body of international laws which would be flexible and
-binding on all nations. Imaginatively I could see him
-at his heavy tomes. He had thin, delicate, rather handsome
-hands; a thin, dapper, wiry body. He was older
-than Madame J.,—say fifty-five or sixty. He had
-nice, well-barbered, short gray whiskers, a short, effective
-mustache, loose, well-trained, rather upstanding hair.
-Some such intellectual Northman Ibsen intended to give
-Hedda.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_501" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_501">501</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_LI">CHAPTER LI<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">“SPOTLESS TOWN”</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap al"><span class="smcap1">At</span> three o’clock I left these pleasant people to visit
-the Ryks Museum and the next morning ran
-over to Haarlem, a half-hour away, to look at
-the Frans Hals in the Stadhuis. Haarlem was the city,
-I remember with pleasure, that once suffered the amazing
-tulip craze that swept over Holland in the sixteenth century—the
-city in which single rare tulips, like single
-rare carnations to-day, commanded enormous sums of
-money. Rare species, because of the value of the subsequent
-bulb sale, sold for hundreds of thousands of
-gulden. I had heard of the long line of colored tulip
-beds that lay between here and Haarlem and The Hague
-and I was prepared to judge for myself whether they
-were beautiful—as beautiful as the picture post-cards
-sold everywhere indicated. I found this so, but even
-more than the tulip beds I found the country round about
-from Amsterdam to Haarlem, The Hague and Rotterdam
-delightful. I traveled by foot and by train, passing
-by some thirty miles of vari-colored flower-beds in blocks
-of red, white, blue, purple, pink, and yellow, that lie between
-the several cities. I stood in the old Groote Kerk
-of St. Bavo in Haarlem, the Groote Kerk of St. James in
-The Hague—both as bare of ornament as an anchorite’s
-cell—I wandered among the art treasures of the Ryks
-Museum in Amsterdam and the Mauritshuis and the Mesdag
-Museum in The Hague; I walked in the forests of
-moss-tinted trees at Haarlem and again at The Hague;
-my impression was that compact little Holland had all<span class="pagenum" id="Page_502">502</span>
-the charm of a great private estate, beautifully kept and
-intimately delightful.</p>
-
-<p>But the canals of Holland—what an airy impression
-of romance, of pure poetry, they left on my mind! There
-are certain visions or memories to which the heart of every
-individual instinctively responds. The canals of Holland
-are one such to me. I can see them now, in the early
-morning, when the sun was just touching them with the
-faintest pearls, pinks, lavenders, blues, their level surfaces
-as smooth as glass, their banks rising no whit above
-the level of the water, but lying even with it like a black
-or emerald frame, their long straight lines broken at one
-point or another by a low brown or red or drab cottage or
-windmill! I can see them again at evening, the twilight
-hour, when in that poetically suffused mood of nature,
-which obtains then, they lie, liquid masses of silver, a
-shred of tinted cloud reflected in their surface, the level
-green grass turning black about them, a homing bird, a
-mass of trees in the distance, or humble cottage, its windows
-faintly gold from within, lending those last touches
-of artistry which make the perfection of nature. As in
-London and Venice the sails of their boats were colored
-a soft brown, and now and again one appeared in the fading
-light, a healthy Hollander smoking his pipe at the
-tiller, a cool wind fanning his brow. The world may
-hold more charming pictures but I have not encountered
-them.</p>
-
-<p>And across the level spaces of lush grass that seemingly
-stretch unbroken for miles—bordered on this side or that
-with a little patch of filigree trees; ribboned and segmented
-by straight silvery threads of water; ornamented
-in the foreground by a cow or two, perhaps, or a boatman
-steering his motor-power canal boat; remotely ended
-by the seeming outlines of a distant city, as delicately
-penciled as a line by Vierge—stand the windmills. I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_503">503</span>
-have seen ten, twelve, fifteen, marching serenely across
-the fields in a row, of an afternoon, like great, heavy, fat
-Dutchmen, their sails going in slow, patient motions, their
-great sides rounding out like solid Dutch ribs,—naïve,
-delicious things. There were times when their outlines
-took on classic significance. Combined with the utterly
-level land, the canals and the artistically martialed trees,
-they constitute the very atmosphere of Holland.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>Haarlem, when I reached it, pleased me almost as much
-as Amsterdam, though it had no canals to speak of—by
-comparison. It was so clean and fresh and altogether
-lovely. It reminded me of <i>Spotless Town</i>—the city of
-advertising fame—and I was quite ready to encounter
-the mayor, the butcher, the doctor and other worthies of
-that ultra-respectable city. Coming over from Amsterdam,
-I saw a little Dutch girl in wooden shoes come down
-to a low gate which opened directly upon a canal and dip
-up a pitcher of water. That was enough to key up my
-mood to the most romantic pitch. I ventured forth right
-gaily in a warm spring sun and spent the better portion
-of an utterly delightful day idling about its streets and
-museums.</p>
-
-<p>Haarlem, to me, aside from the tulip craze, was where
-Frans Hals lived and where in 1610, when he was thirty
-years of age, he married and where six years later he was
-brought before the Burgomaster for ill-treating his wife,
-and ordered to abstain from “<i xml:lang="de" lang="de">dronken schnappe</i>.” Poor
-Frans Hals! The day I was there a line of motor-cars
-stood outside the Stadhuis waiting while their owners
-contemplated the wonders of the ten Regents pictures inside
-which are the pride of Haarlem. When I left London
-Sir Scorp was holding his recently discovered portrait
-by Hals at forty thousand pounds or more. I fancy
-to-day any of the numerous portraits by Hals in his best<span class="pagenum" id="Page_504">504</span>
-manner would bring two hundred thousand dollars and
-very likely much more. Yet at seventy-two Hals’s goods
-and chattels—three mattresses, one chair, one table,
-three bolsters, and five pictures—were sold to satisfy
-a baker’s bill, and from then on, until he died fourteen
-years later, at eighty-six, his “rent and firing” were paid
-for by the municipality. Fate probably saved a very
-great artist from endless misery by letting his first wife
-die. As it was he appears to have had his share of
-wretchedness.</p>
-
-<p>The business of being really great is one of the most
-pathetic things in the world. When I was in London a
-close friend of Herbert Spencer told me the story of his
-last days, and how, save for herself, there was scarcely
-any one to cheer him in his loneliness. It was not that
-he lacked living means—he had that—but living as he
-did, aloft in the eternal snows of speculation, there was
-no one to share his thoughts,—no one. It was the fate
-of that gigantic mind to be lonely. What a pity the
-pleasures of the bottle or a drug might not eventually
-have allured him. Old Omar knew the proper antidote
-for these speculative miseries.</p>
-
-<p>And Rembrandt van Ryn—there was another. It is
-probably true that from 1606, when he was born, until
-1634, when he married at twenty-eight, he was gay
-enough. He had the delicious pleasure of discovering
-that he was an artist. Then he married Saskia van
-Uylenborch—the fair Saskia whom he painted sitting so
-gaily on his knee—and for eight years he was probably
-supremely happy. Saskia had forty thousand gulden to
-contribute to this <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">ménage</i>. Rembrandt’s skill and fame
-were just attaining their most significant proportions,
-when she died. Then, being an artist, his affairs went
-from bad to worse; and you have the spectacle of this
-other seer, Holland’s metaphysician, color-genius, life-interpreter,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_505">505</span>
-descending to an entanglement with a rather
-dull housekeeper, losing his money, having all his possessions
-sold to pay his debts and living out his last days
-in absolute loneliness at the Keizerskroon Inn in Amsterdam—quite
-neglected; for the local taste for art had
-changed, and the public was a little sick of Hals and
-Rembrandt.</p>
-
-<p>As I sat in the Kroon restaurant, in Haarlem, opposite
-the Groote Kerk, watching some pigeons fly about the
-belfry, looking at Lieven de Key’s meat market, the
-prototype of Dutch quaintness, and meditating on the
-pictures of these great masters that I had just seen in the
-Stadhuis, the insignificance of the individual as compared
-with the business of life came to me with overwhelming
-force. We are such minute, dusty insects at best, great
-or small. The old age of most people is so trivial and
-insignificant. We become mere shells—“granthers,”
-“Goody Two-Shoes,” “lean and slippered pantaloons.”
-The spirit of life works in masses—not individuals. It
-prefers a school or species to a single specimen. A
-great man or woman is an accident. A great work of
-art of almost any kind is almost always fortuitous—like
-this meat market over the way. Life, for instance, I
-speculated sitting here, cared no more for Frans Hals
-or Rembrandt or Lieven de Key than I cared for the
-meanest butcher or baker of their day. If they chanced
-to find a means of subsistence—well and good; if not,
-well and good also. “Vanity, vanity, saith the preacher,
-all is vanity.” Even so.</p>
-
-<p>From Haarlem I went on to The Hague, about fifty
-minutes away; from The Hague, late that evening, to Rotterdam;
-from Rotterdam to Dordrecht, and so into Belgium,
-where I was amused to see everything change
-again—the people, language, signs,—all. Belgium appeared
-to be French, with only the faintest suggestion of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_506">506</span>
-Holland about it—but it was different enough from
-France also to be interesting on its own account.</p>
-
-<p>After a quick trip across Belgium with short but delightful
-stops at Bruges, that exquisite shell of a once
-great city, at Ghent and at Brussels, the little Paris, I
-arrived once more at the French capital.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_507" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_507">507</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_LII">CHAPTER LII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">PARIS AGAIN</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap b"><span class="smcap1">Once</span> I was in Paris again. It was delightful,
-for now it was spring, or nearly so, and the
-weather was pleasant. People were pouring
-into the city in droves from all over the world. It was
-nearly midnight when I arrived. My trunk, which I
-had sent on ahead, was somewhere in the limbo of advance
-trunks and I had a hard time getting it. Parisian
-porters and depot attendants know exactly when to lose
-all understanding of English and all knowledge of the
-sign language. It is when the search for anything becomes
-the least bit irksome. The tip they expect to
-get from you spurs them on a little way, but not very
-far. Let them see that the task promises to be somewhat
-wearisome and they disappear entirely. I lost two <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">facteurs</i>
-in this way, when they discovered that the trunk
-was not ready to their hand, and so I had to turn in and
-search among endless trunks myself. When I found it, a
-<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">facteur</i> was quickly secured to truck it out to a taxi. And,
-not at all wonderful to relate, the first man I had employed
-now showed up to obtain his <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">pourboire</i>. “Oh, here you
-are!” I exclaimed, as I was getting into my taxi. “Well,
-you can go to the devil!” He pulled a long face. That
-much English he knew.</p>
-
-<p>When I reached the hotel in Paris I found Barfleur
-registered there but not yet returned to his room. But
-several letters of complaint were awaiting me: Why
-hadn’t I telegraphed the exact hour of my arrival; why
-hadn’t I written fully? It wasn’t pleasant to wait in
-uncertainty. If I had only been exact, several things<span class="pagenum" id="Page_508">508</span>
-could have been arranged for this day or evening. While
-I was meditating on my sins of omission and commission,
-a <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">chasseur</i> bearing a note arrived. Would I dress and
-come to G.’s Bar. He would meet me at twelve. This
-was Saturday night, and it would be good to look over
-Paris again. I knew what that meant. We would leave
-the last restaurant in broad daylight, or at least the
-Paris dawn.</p>
-
-<p>Coming down on the train from Brussels I had fallen
-into a blue funk—a kind of mental miasma—one of
-the miseries Barfleur never indulged in. They almost destroy
-me. Barfleur never, in so far as I could see, succumbed
-to the blues. In the first place my letter of credit
-was all but used up—my funds were growing terrifyingly
-low; and it did not make me any more cheerful to
-realize that my journey was now practically at an end. A
-few more days and I would be sailing for home.</p>
-
-<p>When, somewhat after twelve, I arrived at G.’s
-Bar I was still a little doleful. Barfleur was there. He
-had just come in. That indescribable Parisian tension—that
-sense of life at the topmost level of nervous strength
-and energy—was filling this little place. The same red-jacketed
-musicians; the same efficient, inconspicuous, attentive
-and courteous waiters; Madame G., placid,
-philosophic, comfy, businesslike and yet motherlike, was
-going to and fro, pleasingly arrayed, looking no doubt
-after the interests, woes, and aspirations of her company
-of very, very bad but beautiful “girls.” The walls were
-lined with life-loving patrons of from twenty-five to fifty
-years of age, with their female companions. Barfleur
-was at his best. He was once more in Paris—his beloved
-Paris. He beamed on me in a cheerful, patronizing way.</p>
-
-<p>“So there you are! The Italian bandits didn’t waylay
-you, even if they did rob you, I trust? The German
-Empire didn’t sit too heavily on you? Holland and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_509">509</span>
-Switzerland must have been charming as passing pictures.
-Where did you stop in Amsterdam?”</p>
-
-<p>“At the Amstel.”</p>
-
-<p>“Quite right. An excellent hotel. I trust Madame
-A. was nice to you?”</p>
-
-<p>“She was as considerate as she could be.”</p>
-
-<p>“Right and fitting. She should have been. I saw
-that you stopped at the National, in Lucerne. That is
-one of the best hotels in Europe. I was glad to see that
-your taste in hotels was not falling off.”</p>
-
-<p>We began with appetizers, some soup, and a light wine.
-I gave a rough summary of some things I had seen, and
-then we came to the matter of my sailing date and a proposed
-walking trip in England.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, I’ll tell you what I think we should do and then
-you can use your own judgment,” suggested Barfleur.
-“By the time we get to London, next Wednesday or
-Tuesday, England will be in prime condition. The country
-about Dorchester will be perfect. I suggest that we
-take a week’s walk, anyway. You come to Bridgely
-Level—it is beautiful there now—and stay a week or
-ten days. I should like you to see how charming it is
-about my place in the spring. Then we will go to Dorchester.
-Then you can come back to Bridgely Level.
-Why not stay in England and write this summer?”</p>
-
-<p>I put up a hand in serious opposition. “You know I
-can’t do that. Why, if I had so much time, we might as
-well stay over here and settle down in—well, Fontainebleau.
-Besides, money is a matter of prime consideration
-with me. I’ve got to buckle down to work at once
-at anything that will make me ready money. I think in
-all seriousness I had best drop the writing end of the literary
-profession for a while anyway and return to the
-editorial desk.”</p>
-
-<p>The geniality and romance that lightened Barfleur’s eye,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_510">510</span>
-as he thought of the exquisite beauty of England in the
-spring, faded, and his face became unduly severe.</p>
-
-<p>“Really,” he said, with a grand air, “you discourage
-me. At times, truly, I am inclined to quit. You are a
-man, in so far as I can see, with absolutely no faith in
-yourself—a man without a profession or an appropriate
-feeling for his craft. You are inclined, on the slightest
-provocation, to give up. You neither save anything over
-from yesterday in the shape of satisfactory reflection nor
-look into the future with any optimism. Do, I beg of
-you, have a little faith in the future. Assume that a day
-is a day, wherever it is, and that so long as it is not in the
-past it has possibilities. Here you are a man of forty;
-the formative portion of your life is behind you. Your
-work is all indicated and before you. Public faith such
-as my own should have some weight with you and yet
-after a tour of Europe, such as you would not have reasonably
-contemplated a year ago, you sink down supinely
-and talk of quitting. Truly it is too much. You make me
-feel very desperate. One cannot go on in this fashion.
-You must cultivate some intellectual stability around
-which your emotions can center and settle to anchor.”</p>
-
-<p>“Fairest Barfleur,” I replied, “how you preach! You
-have real oratorical ability at times. There is much in
-what you say. I should have a profession, but we are
-looking at life from slightly different points of view.
-You have in your way a stable base, financially speaking.
-At least I assume so. I have not. My outlook, outside
-of the talent you are inclined to praise, is not very encouraging.
-It is not at all sure that the public will manifest
-the slightest interest in me from now on. If I had
-a large bump of vanity and the dull optimism of the unimaginative,
-I might assume anything and go gaily on
-until I was attacked somewhere for a board bill. Unfortunately
-I have not the necessary thickness of hide.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_511">511</span>
-And I suffer periods of emotional disturbance such as do
-not appear to afflict you. If you want to adjust my artistic
-attitude so nicely, contemplate my financial state first
-and see if that does not appeal to you as having some
-elements capable of disturbing my not undue proportion
-of equanimity.” We then went into actual figures from
-which to his satisfaction he deducted that, with ordinary
-faith in myself, I had no real grounds for distress, and I
-from mine figured that my immediate future was quite
-as dubious as I had fancied. It did not appear that I was
-to have any money when I left England. Rather I was
-to draw against my future and trust that my innate capabilities
-would see me through.</p>
-
-<p>It was definitely settled at this conference that I was
-not to take the long-planned walking tour in the south
-of England, lovely as it would be, but instead, after three
-or four days in Paris and three or four days in London,
-I was to take a boat sailing from Dover about the middle
-of April or a little later which would put me in New
-York before May. This agreed we returned to our pleasures
-and spent three or four very delightful days together.</p>
-
-<p>It is written of Hugo and Balzac that they always
-looked upon Paris as the capital of the world. I
-am afraid I shall have to confess to a similar feeling
-concerning New York. I know it all so well—its
-splendid water spaces, its magnificent avenues, its
-varying sections, the rugged splendor of its clifflike structures,
-the ripping force of its tides of energy and life.
-Viewing Europe from the vantage point of the seven
-countries I had seen, I was prepared to admit that in so
-many ways we are, temperamentally and socially speaking,
-the rawest of raw material. No one could be more
-crude, more illusioned than the average American. Contrasted
-with the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">savoir faire</i>, the life understanding, the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_512">512</span>
-philosophic acceptance of definite conditions in nature,
-the Europeans are immeasurably superior. They are
-harder, better trained, more settled in the routine of
-things. The folderols of romance, the shibboleths of
-politics and religion, the false standards of social and commercial
-supremacy are not so readily accepted there as
-here. Ill-founded aspiration is not so rife there as here:
-every Jack does not consider himself, regardless of qualifications,
-appointed by God to tell his neighbor how he
-shall do and live. But granting all this, America, and
-particularly New York, has to me the most comforting atmosphere
-of any. The subway is like my library table—it
-is so much of an intimate. Broadway is the one idling
-show place. Neither the Strand nor the Boulevard des
-Capucines can replace it. Fifth Avenue is all that it
-should be—the one really perfect show street of the
-world. All in all the Atlantic metropolis is the first city
-in the world to me,—first in force, unrivaled in individuality,
-richer and freer in its spirit than London or Paris,
-though so often more gauche, more tawdry, more shamblingly
-inexperienced.</p>
-
-<p>As I sat in Madame G.’s Bar, the pull of the city overseas
-was on me—and that in the spring! I wanted
-to go <em>home</em>.</p>
-
-<p>We talked of the women we had got to know in
-Paris—of Marcelle and Madame de B.—and other figures
-lurking in the background of this brilliant city.
-But Marcelle would expect a trip to Fontainebleau and
-Madame de B. was likely to be financially distressed.
-This cheerful sort of companionship would be expensive.
-Did I care to submit to the expense? I did not. I felt
-that I could not. So for once we decided to be modest
-and go out and see what we could see alone. Our individual
-companionship was for the time-being sufficient.</p>
-
-<p>Barfleur and I truly kept step with Paris these early<span class="pagenum" id="Page_513">513</span>
-spring days. This first night together we revisited all
-our favorite cafés and restaurants—Fysher’s Bar, the
-Rat Mort, C——’s Bar, the Abbaye Thélème, Maxim’s,
-the American, Paillard’s and the like,—and this, I soon
-realized: without a keen sex interest—the companionship
-of these high-voltage ladies of Paris—I can imagine
-nothing duller. It becomes a brilliant but hollow
-spectacle.</p>
-
-<p>The next day was Sunday. It was warm and sunny
-as a day could be. The air was charged with a kind of
-gay expectation. Barfleur had discovered a neo-impressionist
-portraitist of merit, one Hans Bols, and had
-agreed to have his portrait done by him. This Sunday
-morning was the first day for a series of three sittings; so
-I left him and spent a delicious morning in the Bois.
-Paris in spring! The several days—from Saturday to
-Wednesday—were like a dream. A gay world—full of
-the subtleties of social ambition, of desire, fashion, love-making,
-and all the keenest, shrewdest aspects of life.
-It was interesting, at the Café Madrid and The Elysée, to
-sit out under trees and the open sky and see an uninterrupted
-stream of automobiles and taxis pouring up, depositing
-smart-looking people all glancing keenly about,
-nodding to friends, now cordially, now tentatively, in a
-careful, selective social way.</p>
-
-<p>One evening after I returned from a late ramble alone,
-I found on my table a note from Barfleur. “For God’s
-sake, if you get this in time, come at once to the Abbaye
-Thélème. I am waiting for you with a Mrs. L., who
-wants to meet you.” So I had to change to evening
-clothes at one-thirty in the morning. And it was the
-same old thing when I reached there—waiters tumbling
-over one another with their burdens of champagne, fruit,
-ices, confitures; the air full of colored glucose balls, colored
-balloons floating aloft, endless mirrors reflecting a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_514">514</span>
-giddy panorama, white arms, white necks, animated faces,
-snowy shirt bosoms—the old story. Spanish dancers
-in glittering scales, American negroes in evening clothes
-singing coon songs, excited life-lovers, male and female,
-dancing erotically in each other’s arms. Can it be, I
-asked myself, that this thing goes on night after night
-and year after year? Yet it was obvious that it did.</p>
-
-<p>The lady in question was rather remote—as an English-woman
-<em>can</em> be. I’m sure she said to herself, “This
-is a very dull author.” But I couldn’t help it. She
-froze my social sense into icy crystals of “yes” and
-“no.” We took her home presently and continued our
-rounds till the wee sma’ hours.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="toclink_515" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_515">515</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_LIII">CHAPTER LIII<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">THE VOYAGE HOME</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap"><span class="smcap1">The</span> following Wednesday Barfleur and I returned
-to London via Calais and Dover. We
-had been, between whiles, to the races at Longchamps,
-luncheons at Au Père Boivin, the Pré Catalan,
-and elsewhere. I had finally looked up Marcelle, but the
-concierge explained that she was out of town.</p>
-
-<p>In spite of the utter fascination of Paris I was not at
-all sorry to leave, for I felt that to be happy here one
-would want a more definite social life and a more fixed
-habitation than this hotel and the small circle of people
-that we had met could provide. I took a last—almost
-a yearning—look at the Avenue de l’Opéra and the Gare
-du Nord and then we were off.</p>
-
-<p>England was softly radiant in her spring dress. The
-leaves of the trees between Dover and London were just
-budding, that diaphanous tracery which resembles green
-lace. The endless red chimneys and sagging green roofs
-and eaves of English cottages peeping out from this vesture
-of spring were as romantic and poetic as an old
-English ballad. No doubt at all that England—the
-south of it, anyhow—is in a rut; sixty years behind the
-times,—but what a rut! Must all be new and polished
-and shiny? As the towers and spires of Canterbury sped
-past to the right, gray and crumbling in a wine-like air,
-something rose in my throat. I thought of that old
-English song that <span class="locked">begins—</span></p>
-
-<p class="p1 b1 center">
-“When shepherds pipe on oaten straws—”
-</p>
-
-<p>And then London once more and all the mystery of
-endless involute streets and simple, hidden, unexplored<span class="pagenum" id="Page_516">516</span>
-regions! I went once more to look at the grim, sad, two-story
-East End in spring. It was even more pathetic for
-being touched by the caressing hand of Nature. I went
-to look at Hyde Park and Chelsea and Seven Kings. I
-thought to visit Sir Scorp—to cringe once more before
-the inquiring severity of his ascetic eye; but I did not
-have time, as things turned out. Barfleur was insistent
-that I should spend a day or two at Bridgely Level. Owing
-to a great coal strike the boat I had planned to take
-was put out of commission and I was compelled to advance
-my sailing date two days on the boat of another
-line. And now I was to see Bridgely Level once more,
-in the spring.</p>
-
-<p>After Italy and Holland, perhaps side by side with
-Holland or before it, England—the southern portion
-of it—is the most charmingly individual country in
-Europe. For the sake of the walk, the evening was so
-fine, we decided to leave the train at Maidenhead and
-walk the remaining distance, some five or six miles. It
-was ideal. The sun was going down and breaking
-through diaphanous clouds in the west, which it tinted
-and gilded. The English hedges and copses were delicately
-tinted with new life. English robins were on the
-grass; sheep, cows; over one English hamlet and another
-smoke was curling and English crows or rooks were gaily
-cawing, cheered at the thought of an English spring.</p>
-
-<p>As gay as children, Barfleur and I trudged the yellow
-English road. Now and then we passed through a stile
-and cut diagonally across a field where a path was laid for
-the foot of man. Every so often we met an English
-laborer, his trousers gripped just below the knee by the
-customary English strap. Green and red; green and
-red; (such were the houses and fields) with new spring
-violets, apple trees in blossom, and peeping steeples over
-sloping hillsides thrown in for good measure. I felt—what<span class="pagenum" id="Page_517">517</span>
-shall I say I felt?—not the grandeur of Italy, but
-something so delicate and tender, so reminiscent and aromatic—faintly
-so—of other days and other fames, that
-my heart was touched as by music. Near Bridgely Level
-we encountered Wilkins going home from his work, a
-bundle of twigs under his arm, a pruning hook at his belt,
-his trousers strapped after the fashion of his class.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, Wilkins!” I exclaimed.</p>
-
-<p>“W’y, ’ow do you do, sir, Mr. Dreiser? Hi’m glad
-to see you again, Hi am,” touching his cap. “Hi ’opes
-as ’ow you’ve had a pleasant trip.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very, Wilkins, very,” I replied grandiosely. Who
-cannot be grandiose in the presence of the fixed conditions
-of old England. I asked after his work and his health
-and then Barfleur gave him some instructions for the morrow.
-We went on in a fading light—an English twilight.
-And when we reached the country house it was
-already aglow in anticipation of this visit. Hearth fires
-were laid. The dining-room, reception-hall, and living-room
-were alight. Dora appeared at the door, quite as
-charming and rosy in her white apron and cap as the day
-I left, but she gave no more sign that I was strange or
-had been absent than as if I had not been away.</p>
-
-<p>“Now we must make up our minds what particular
-wines we want for dinner. I have an excellent champagne
-of course; but how about a light Burgundy or a
-Rhine wine? I have an excellent Assmanshäuser.”</p>
-
-<p>“I vote for the light Burgundy,” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Done. I will speak to Dora now.”</p>
-
-<p>And while he went to instruct Dora, I went to look
-after all my belongings in order to bring them finally together
-for my permanent departure. After a delicious
-dinner and one of those comfortable, reminiscent talks
-that seem naturally to follow the end of the day, I went
-early to bed.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_518">518</span></p>
-
-<p>When the day came to sail I was really glad to be going
-home, although on the way I had quarreled so much
-with my native land for the things which it lacks and
-which Europe apparently has.</p>
-
-<p>Our boasted democracy has resulted in little more than
-the privilege every living, breathing American has of
-being rude and brutal to every other, but it is not beyond
-possibility that sometime as a nation we will sober
-down into something approximating human civility.
-Our early revolt against sham civility has, in so far as
-I can see, resulted in nothing save the abolition of
-all civility—which is sickening. Life, I am sure, will
-shame us out of it eventually. We will find we do not
-get anywhere by it. And I blame it all on the lawlessness
-of the men at the top. They have set the example
-which has been most freely copied.</p>
-
-<p>Still, I was glad to be going home.</p>
-
-<p>When the time came the run from London to Folkstone
-and Dover was pleasant with its fleeting glimpses
-of the old castle at Rochester and the spires of the cathedral
-at Canterbury, the English orchards, the slopes
-dotted with sheep, the nestled chimneys and the occasional
-quaint, sagging roofs of moss-tinted tiles. The
-conductor who had secured me a compartment to myself
-appeared just after we left Folkstone to tell me not to
-bother about my baggage, saying that I would surely
-find it all on the dock when I arrived to take the boat.
-It was exactly as he said, though having come this way I
-found two transfers necessary. Trust the English to
-be faithful. It is the one reliable country in which you
-may travel. At Dover I meditated on how thoroughly
-my European days were over and when, if ever, I should
-come again. Life offers so much to see and the human
-span is so short that it is a question whether it is advisable
-ever to go twice to the same place—a serious question.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_519">519</span>
-If I had my choice, I decided—as I stood and
-looked at the blue bay of Dover—I would, if I could,
-spend six months each year in the United States and
-then choose Paris as my other center and from there fare
-forth as I pleased.</p>
-
-<p>After an hour’s wait at Dover, the big liner dropped
-anchor in the roadstead and presently the London passengers
-were put on board and we were under way.
-The Harbor was lovely in a fading light—chalk-blue
-waters, tall whitish cliffs, endless squealing, circling gulls,
-and a bugle calling from the fort in the city.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>Our ship’s captain was a Christian Scientist, believing
-in the nothingness of matter, the immanence of Spirit or
-a divine idea, yet he was, as events proved, greatly distressed
-because of the perverse, undismissable presence
-and hauntings of mortal thought. He had “beliefs” concerning
-possible wrecks, fires, explosions—the usual
-terrors of the deep, and one of the ship’s company (our
-deck-steward) told me that whenever there was a fog
-he was always on the bridge, refusing to leave it and that
-he was nervous and “as cross as hell.” So you can
-see how his religious belief squared with his chemical
-intuitions concerning the facts of life. A nice, healthy,
-brisk, argumentative, contentious individual he was, and
-very anxious to have the pretty women sit by him at
-dinner.</p>
-
-<p>The third day we were out news came by wireless
-that the <i>Titanic</i> had sunk after collision with an iceberg
-in mid-ocean. The news had been given in confidence
-to a passenger. And this passenger had “in confidence”
-told others. It was a terrible piece of news, grim in its
-suggestion, and when it finally leaked out it sent a chill
-over all on board. I heard it first at nine o’clock at
-night. A party of us were seated in the smoking-room,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_520">520</span>
-a most comfortable retreat from the terrors of the night
-and the sea. A damp wind had arisen, bringing with it
-the dreaded fog. Sometimes I think the card room is
-sought because it suggests the sea less than any place
-else on the ship. The great fog-horn began mooing like
-some vast Brobdingnagian sea-cow wandering on endless
-watery pastures. The passengers were gathered here
-now in groups where, played upon by scores of lights,
-served with drinks and reacted upon, one by the moods
-of the others, a temperamental combustion took place
-which served to dispel their gloom. Yet it was not possible
-entirely to keep one’s mind off the slowing down
-of the ship, the grim moo of the horn, and the sound
-of long, swishing breakers outside speaking of the immensity
-of the sea, its darkness, depth, and terrors.
-Every now and then, I noticed, some one would rise and
-go outside to contemplate, no doubt, the gloominess of
-it all. There is nothing more unpromising to this little
-lamp, the body, than the dark, foggy waters of a midnight
-sea.</p>
-
-<p>One of the passengers, a German, came up to our table
-with a troubled, mysterious air. “I got sumpin’ to tell
-you, gentlemen,” he said in a stage whisper, bending
-over us. “You better come outside where the ladies
-can’t hear.” (There were several in the room.) “I just
-been talkin’ to the wireless man upstairs.”</p>
-
-<p>We arose and followed him out on deck.</p>
-
-<p>The German faced us, pale and trembling. “Gentlemen,”
-he said, “the captain’s given orders to keep it
-a secret until we reach New York. But I got it straight
-from the wireless man: The <i>Titanic</i> went down last
-night with nearly all on board. Only eight hundred saved
-and two thousand drowned. She struck an iceberg off
-Newfoundland. You, gentlemen, must promise me not
-to tell the ladies—otherwise I shuttn’t have told you.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_521">521</span>
-I promised the man upstairs. It might get him in
-trouble.”</p>
-
-<p>We promised faithfully. And with one accord we
-went to the rail and looked out into the blackness ahead.
-The swish of the sea could be heard and the insistent
-moo of the fog-horn.</p>
-
-<p>“And this is only Tuesday,” suggested one. His face
-showed a true concern. “We’ve got a week yet on the
-sea, the way they will run now. And we have to go
-through that region—maybe over the very <span class="locked">spot—”</span></p>
-
-<p>He took off his cap and scratched his hair in a foolish,
-thoughtful way. I think we all began to talk at once,
-but no one listened. The terror of the sea had come
-swiftly and directly home to all. I am satisfied that
-there was not a man of all the company who heard without
-feeling a strange sensation. To think of a ship
-as immense as the <i>Titanic</i>, new and bright, sinking
-in endless fathoms of water. And the two thousand
-passengers routed like rats from their berths only to
-float helplessly in miles of water, praying and crying!</p>
-
-<p>I went to my berth thinking of the pains and terrors
-of those doomed two thousand, a great rage in my heart
-against the fortuity of life—the dullness or greed of
-man that prevents him from coping with it. For an hour
-or more I listened to the vibration of the ship that trembled
-at times like a spent animal as a great wave struck
-at it with smashing force.</p>
-
-<p>It was a trying night.</p>
-
-<p>I found by careful observation of those with me that
-I was not the only one subject to disquieting thoughts.
-Mr. W., a Chicago beef man, pleased me most, for
-he was so frank in admitting his inmost emotions. He
-was a vigorous young buck, frank and straightforward.
-He came down to breakfast the next morning looking a
-little dull. The sun was out and it was a fine day.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_522">522</span>
-“You know,” he confided genially, “I dreamed of them
-poor devils all night. Say—out in the cold there! And
-then those big waves kept hitting the ship and waking
-me up. Did you hear that smash in the night? I
-thought we had struck something. I got up once and
-looked out but that didn’t cheer me any. I could only
-see the top of a roller now and then going by.”</p>
-
-<p>Another evening, sitting in the deepest recesses of the
-card room he explained that he believed in good and
-bad spirits and the good spirits could help you “if they
-wanted to.”</p>
-
-<p>Monsieur G., a Belgian, doing business in New York,
-was nervous in a subdued, quiet way. He never ceased
-commenting on the wretchedness of the catastrophe, nor
-did he fail daily to consult the chart of miles made and
-course traveled. He predicted that we would turn south
-before we neared the Grand Banks because he did not
-believe the captain would “take a chance.” I am sure he
-told his wife and that she told every other woman, for
-the next day one of them confided to me that she knew,
-and that she had been “stiff with fear” all the night
-before.</p>
-
-<p>An Englishman, who was with us making for Calgary
-gave no sign, one way or the other. The German who
-first brought us the news was like a man with a mania; he
-talked of it all the time. An American judge on board
-talked solemnly with all who would listen—a hard crab
-of a man, whose emotions found their vent in the business
-of extracting information. The women talked to each
-other but pretended not to know.</p>
-
-<p>It took three days of more or less pleasant sailing to
-relax the tension which pervaded the whole vessel. The
-captain did not appear again at table for four days. On
-Wednesday, following the Monday of the wreck, there
-was a fire drill—that ominous clanging of the fire-bell<span class="pagenum" id="Page_523">523</span>
-on the forward deck which brought many troubled spectators
-out of their staterooms and developed the fact that
-every piece of hose employed was rotten; for every piece
-put under pressure burst—a cheering exhibition!</p>
-
-<p>But as the days passed we began to take heart again.
-The philosophers of the company were unanimously
-agreed that as the <i>Titanic</i> had suffered this great disaster
-through carelessness on the part of her officers, no
-doubt our own chances of safely reaching shore were
-thereby enhanced. We fell to gambling again, to flirting,
-to playing shuffle-board. By Saturday, when we were
-passing in the vicinity of where the <i>Titanic</i> went down,
-only much farther to the south, our fears had been practically
-dispelled.</p>
-
-<p>It was not until we reached Sandy Hook the following
-Tuesday—a hard, bright, clear, blowy day, that we
-really got the full story. The customary pilot was taken
-on there, out of a thrashing sea, his overcoat pockets
-bulging with papers, all flaring with headlines describing
-the disaster. We crowded into the smoking-room for
-the last time and devoured the news. Some broke down
-and cried. Others clenched their fists and swore over
-the vivid and painful pen pictures by eye witnesses and
-survivors. For a while we all forgot we were nearly
-home. We came finally to quarantine. And I was
-amused to see how in these last hours the rather vigorous
-ardors of ship-friendship that had been engendered by
-the days spent together began to cool—how all those
-on board began to think of themselves no longer as members
-of a coördinated ship company bound together for
-weal or woe on the bosom of the great deep, but rather
-as individuals of widely separated communities and interests
-to which they were now returning and which of
-necessity would sever their relationship perpetually. I
-saw, for instance, the American judge who had unbent<span class="pagenum" id="Page_524">524</span>
-sufficiently after we had been three days out to play cards
-with so humble a person as the commission merchant, and
-others, begin to congeal again into his native judicial
-dignity. Several of the young women who had been
-generally friendly now became quite remote—other
-worlds were calling them.</p>
-
-<p>And all of this goodly company were so concerned
-now as to whether they could make a very conservative
-estimate of the things they were bringing into America
-and yet not be disturbed by the customs inspectors, that
-they were a little amusing. What is honesty, anyhow?
-Foreign purchases to the value of one hundred dollars
-were allowed; yet I venture to say that of all this charming
-company, most of whom prided themselves on some
-form of virtue, few made a strictly honest declaration.
-They were all as honest as they had to be—as dishonest
-as they dared be—no more. Poor pretending
-humanity! We all lie so. We all believe such untrue
-things about ourselves and about others. Life is literally
-compact of make-believe, illusion, temperamental bias,
-false witness, affinity. The so-called standards of right,
-truth, justice, law, are no more than the wire netting
-of a sieve through which the water of life rushes almost
-uninterrupted. It seems to be regulated, but is it? Look
-close. See for yourself. Christ said, “Eyes and they
-see not; ears and they hear not.” Is this not literally
-true? Begin with number one. How about <em>you</em> and the
-so-called universal standards?</p>
-
-<p>It had been so cold and raw down the bay that I
-could scarcely believe, as we neared Manhattan Island
-that it was going to be so warm and springlike on land
-as it proved. When we first sighted Long Island and
-later Long Beach it was over a thrashing sea; the heads
-of the waves were being cut off by the wind and sent
-flying into white spindrift or parti-colored rainbows.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_525">525</span>
-Even above Sandy Hook the wind made rainbows out
-of wave-tops and the bay had a tumbled surface. It
-was good to see again the stately towers of the lower city
-as we drew near—that mountain of steel and stone cut
-with its narrow canyons. They were just finishing the
-upper framework of the Woolworth Building—that first
-cathedral of the American religion of business—and
-now it reared its stately head high above everything else.</p>
-
-<p>There was a great company at the dockside to receive
-us. Owing to the sinking of the <i>Titanic</i> relatives were
-especially anxious and all incoming ships were greeted
-with enlarged companies of grateful friends. There
-were reporters on hand to ask questions as to the voyage—had
-we encountered any bodies, had we struck any
-ice?</p>
-
-<p>When I finally stepped on the dock, gathered up my
-baggage, called a few final farewells and took a taxi to
-upper Broadway, I really felt that I was once more at
-home. New York was so suggestively rich to me, this
-spring evening. It was so refreshing to look out and
-see the commonplace life of Eighth Avenue, up which
-I sped, and the long cross streets and later upper Broadway
-with its rush of cars, taxis, pedestrians. On Eighth
-Avenue negroes were idling at curbs and corners, the
-Eighth Avenue type of shopkeeper lolling in his doorway,
-boys and girls, men and women of a none-too-comforting
-type, making the best of a humdrum and
-shabby existence. In one’s own land, born and raised
-among the conditions you are observing, responsive to
-the subtlest modifications of speech, gesture, expression,
-life takes on a fresh and intimate aspect which only your
-own land can give after a trip abroad. I never quite
-realized until later this same evening, strolling out along
-Broadway to pay a call, how much one really loses abroad
-for want of blood affinity and years and years of residence.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_526">526</span>
-All the finer details, such as through the magnifying
-glass of familiarity one gains at home, one loses
-abroad. Only the main outlines—the very roughest
-details—stand revealed as in a distant view of mountains.
-That is why generalizations, on so short an
-acquaintance as a traveler must have, are so dangerous.
-Here, each sight and sound was significant.</p>
-
-<p>“And he says to me,” said one little girl, strolling
-with her picturesque companion on upper Broadway, “if
-you don’t do that, I’m through.”</p>
-
-<p>“And what did you say?”</p>
-
-<p>“Good <em>night</em>!!!”</p>
-
-<p>I was sure, then, that I was really home!</p>
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