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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature,
-Science, and Art, Fifth Series, No. 5, Vol. I, February 2, 1884, by Various
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-Title: Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art,
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-1884 ***
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-[Illustration: CHAMBERS’S JOURNAL
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-POPULAR
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-LITERATURE, SCIENCE, AND ART
-
-Fifth Series
-
-ESTABLISHED BY WILLIAM AND ROBERT CHAMBERS, 1832
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-CONDUCTED BY R. CHAMBERS (SECUNDUS)
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-NO. 5.—VOL. I. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1884. PRICE 1½_d._]
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-
-HAMPSTEAD HEATH.
-
-
-Hampstead Heath! What a world of delight seemed concentrated in that
-name in the days of childhood, when donkey-riding was not yet too
-undignified an amusement, and a gallop ‘cross country’ through the
-bracken and furze struck terror into the heart of nurse or parent, and
-covered the rider with glory! Such feats of horsemanship now belong
-to the irrevocable past; but yet no part of the great ‘province of
-houses’ known as London brings such pleasant memories as the quaint
-old village on its northern outskirts and the wild breezy heath that
-bounds it. Even now, Hampstead is rather in London, than of it, and
-keeps up customs that have died out elsewhere. There, on the fifth
-of November, a gallant procession takes its way through its steep
-winding streets, and the centuries mingle with as little regard to
-accuracy as they might do in a schoolboy’s dream the night before
-an examination in history. Gallant Crusaders in chain-mail, with
-the red cross embroidered on their flowing white mantles, jostle
-very nineteenth-century Guardsmen, who in their turn seem to feel no
-surprise at seeing Charles I. in velvet doublet and lace collar talking
-amicably to a motley, spangled harlequin. But were the inhabitants in
-this their yearly carnival to picture the history of their village
-and of the notable personages who have lived in it, they might make a
-pageant as long and varied as any that imagination can invent.
-
-The manor of Hampstead was given by Edward the Confessor to the
-monks of Westminster; and subsequent monarchs conferred on them the
-neighbouring manors of Belsize and Hendon. It was at Hendon Manor-house
-that Cardinal Wolsey made his first halt when journeying from Richmond
-to York after his disgrace. At that time, however, Hampstead itself had
-no great claim to notice, its inhabitants being, we are told, chiefly
-washerwomen, whose services were in great demand among the inhabitants
-of London. That this peaceful if humble occupation could be carried
-on, proves at least that the wolves which, according to Dame Juliana
-Berners’s _Boke of St Albans_, abounded among the northern heights of
-London in the fifteenth century, had been exterminated by the end of
-the sixteenth. The wild-boar lingered longer; and so late as 1772,
-we hear of the hunting of a deer in Belsize Park. This, however, can
-scarcely be regarded as genuine sport, as it is advertised to take
-place among other amusements intended to allure visitors to Belsize
-House, which had been opened as a pleasure-house by an energetic
-individual of the name of Howell. He describes in his advertisement
-all the attractions of the place, and promises for the protection
-of visitors that ‘twelve stout fellows completely armed will patrol
-between Belsize and London.’
-
-Early in the eighteenth century chalybeate wells were discovered
-at Hampstead, and as they were recommended by several physicians,
-the hitherto quiet village became a fashionable and dissipated
-watering-place. Idle London flocked there: youths who were delighted
-to show their finery in a new place; girls who were young enough to
-delight in the prospect of dancing all night; gamblers of both sexes;
-wits and fops. They danced, lost their money at cards and dice, talked
-scandal of each other, and drank of the chalybeate well, which Sam
-Weller has characterised for all generations as ‘water with a taste of
-warm flat-irons,’ till Hampstead lost its novelty, and the company went
-elsewhere to go through the same programme.
-
-Among the crowd of nonentities that frequent the Hampstead Wells
-there is one notable figure, that of Richard Steele. In 1712, Steele
-retired from London to a small house on Haverstock Hill, on the road
-to Hampstead. Here, doubtless, his friend and fellow-labourer Addison
-visited him; and the two would find in the humours and follies of the
-company at the Wells material for the next number of the _Tatler_,
-the publication of which had now been going on for three years.
-Let us picture the two friends passing together through the gay
-company—Steele, radiant, we may be sure, in gay apparel, seizing at
-once on the humorous characteristics of the scene; while Addison would
-tone down his companion’s exuberant fancy, and draw his own thoughtful
-moralisings from the follies he witnessed. On summer evenings they
-would walk on the Heath, and admire the view across the swelling green
-slopes to the town of Harrow, where one day was to be educated my Lord
-Byron, a young gentleman who would win greater fame as a poet than even
-Addison’s acquaintance—a protégé to begin with, an enemy at last—the
-lame Catholic gentleman, Mr Alexander Pope.
-
-The friendship between Steele and Addison must ever remain a puzzle.
-They had talent in common, Steele having the more original genius,
-Addison the more cultivated taste; but otherwise there seems no point
-of contact between the natures of graceless, impulsive, erring, loving
-Dick, and his cold, conscientious, methodical comrade. To our century,
-as to his own, Steele is ‘Dicky;’ the king made him Sir Richard, and
-on the strength of his title he took a fine house in Soho Square, and
-swaggered more than ever, and increased his expenses and his debts, but
-to all the world he was Dicky Steele still; whereas, had the honour of
-a baronetcy befallen Mr Secretary Addison, can we doubt that to all
-posterity he would have been known as ‘Sir Joseph?’ Yet these two men,
-unlike each other as they were, united to perform in an unobtrusive
-fashion a great work; they purified English literature, and did much
-to reform English manners. In a society which had learned to regard
-truth, honesty, and virtue as absurd, they showed, not the wickedness
-of vice—no one would have listened to that—but its folly. When the fops
-and gamblers found that they, as well as the honest men they sneered
-at, could be made the subject of satire, they began to doubt if their
-cherished amusements were such essential characteristics of ‘men of
-spirit’ as they had fancied. The gulf that lies between the comedies
-of Wycherley and those of Sheridan was first opened by the gentle
-raillery of the _Tatler_ and the _Spectator_. The later dramatist had
-no keener moral sense than the earlier, but he lived in an atmosphere
-which, though by no means pure, was healthier than that breathed by
-his predecessor; and in which it was necessary that virtue, however
-weak, should in the end defeat the vice that tried to trade upon its
-feebleness.
-
-Of the clear-cut grace of style that distinguished the writing of the
-_Spectator_ there is no need to speak; it still remains the model
-of English prose, while the tiny, whitish-brown sheet, the perusal
-of which used to add to the flavour of Belinda’s morning chocolate,
-was the progenitor of the immense mass of periodical literature that
-surrounds us to-day. But if the two friends had done nothing more than
-give us—Steele the first sketch, Addison the finished portrait, of
-old-fashioned, kind, eccentric Sir Roger de Coverley, they would have
-deserved a high and loving place in our memory.
-
-Thirty years later, the figure of another literary man was to be seen
-at Hampstead. Not so gorgeous as Dick, not so precise as Addison, is
-slovenly, tea-drinking, long-worded Samuel Johnson; but he is their
-legitimate successor, nevertheless. He, too, is a man of letters,
-living by the produce of his pen, and appealing for support to the
-public, and not to the kindness or charity of private patrons. Indeed,
-he scorns such condescending patronage, as a certain stinging letter
-to Lord Chesterfield remains to testify. In 1748, Mrs Johnson, for the
-sake of the country air, took lodgings at Hampstead; and there her
-husband wrote his satire, _The Vanity of Human Wishes_. Johnson did
-not spend all his time at Hampstead, for he was obliged to return and
-drudge in smoky London in order to provide for her comfort. Boswell
-tells us that ‘she indulged in country air and good living at an
-unsuitable expense; and she by no means treated her husband with that
-complacency which is the most engaging quality in a wife.’ Yet Johnson
-loved faithfully and mourned sincerely the querulous, exacting woman,
-a quarter of a century older than himself, and cherished an undoubting
-belief in her beauty; while all save him perceived that if she had ever
-possessed any—which they doubted—it had long disappeared.
-
-Towards the end of the eighteenth century, Hampstead became the
-dwelling-place of two famous lawyers, both of them Scotch—Lords
-Erskine and Mansfield. Thomas Erskine, youngest son of the tenth Earl
-of Buchan, and ‘a penniless lad with a lang pedigree,’ began life
-as a midshipman; but disliking the service, he, after his father’s
-death, invested the whole of his little patrimony in the purchase
-of an ensigncy in the 1st Foot. When, some years later, he felt his
-true vocation to be the bar, he was burdened with the responsibility
-of a wife and children; and it was only by the exercise of economy
-nearly approaching privation that he succeeded in maintaining himself
-during the three years’ study that must elapse before he was called to
-the bar. Even when he received his qualification, it seemed that he
-was to fail through lack of opportunity to display his talents; but
-opportunity came at last, and his brilliant career led to the Lord
-Chancellorship of England, a peerage, and the Order of the Thistle.
-All the power of his oratory and of his ever-increasing influence was
-devoted to the promotion of freedom, civil and religious. He stood up
-boldly for the independence of juries against the bullying of judges;
-he advocated concessions to the Catholics; and carrying his love of
-mercy and justice beyond the human race, he brought into parliament a
-bill for the prevention of cruelty to animals. The measure failed; for
-popular feeling on the subject was then such as is expressed in the
-famous couplet—
-
- Things is come to a pretty pass,
- When a man mayn’t wollop his own jackass.
-
-But before Erskine died, it had become law.
-
-William Murray, Earl of Mansfield, was the eleventh of the fourteen
-children of Viscount Stormont, of the castle of Scone, in Perthshire.
-So poor was his lordship, that, as we are told by Mansfield’s
-biographer, the only fare he could provide for those fourteen
-mouths—which though high-born, were every whit as hungry as if they
-had been peasants’—was oatmeal porridge. The family was Jacobite in
-politics, so its fortunes were little likely to improve; but by the
-influence of Bishop Atterbury, who was at heart a Jacobite too, little
-Willie was admitted to Westminster School. He made good use of his
-time there; and by listening to the debates in Westminster Hall he
-became enamoured of the law, and resolved to devote himself to it.
-Difficulties enough lay before him; but by the aid of an indomitable
-perseverance, a gentle manner, and a voice so musical that none could
-listen to it unmoved, he conquered them all. Throughout his legal
-career he was noted for strict integrity and justice. He advocated free
-trade and religious toleration, and used every effort in his power to
-decrease the waste of time and money in the business of law-courts; but
-his greatest title to honour is that he was the first to decide that no
-slave could remain a slave on English soil.
-
-Early in this century, the year after Waterloo was fought, Hampstead
-was familiar with the forms of three men to whom life gave only scorn,
-insult, and disappointment, yet whose memory lingers about it and makes
-it hallowed ground. In 1816, Leigh Hunt lived at Hampstead in a part
-called the Vale of Health; and there Keats, who lodged in the village,
-and Shelley were his frequent visitors. Each of the three was more or
-less a martyr. For the crime of describing the Prince Regent—whose
-memory as George IV. is not highly honoured—as an ‘Adonis of fifty,’
-Hunt was thrown into prison; while the political reviews and journals
-abused his graceful poems and scholarly essays as if they had been
-firebrands, to extinguish which every exertion must be made. They
-succeeded in torturing him, in reducing him to poverty and dependence,
-but they did not succeed in changing Leigh Hunt’s convictions. He would
-not bow down to the Adonis of fifty.
-
-Shelley was rather a visitor than a resident at Hampstead Heath;
-but Keats composed not a few of his poems here. The sorrows of his
-sorrowful life had not yet reached their climax in 1816. Already he
-was struggling with poverty, disease, and hopeless, passionate love;
-but he had not yet published those poems which were to rouse such
-wrath in the bosoms of a few critics, and such delight in thousands of
-readers. But at Hampstead most of them were written. Here he breathed
-life into the long dead myth of Endymion, surrounding it with such a
-wealth of description as seems scarcely possible to a youth of such
-limited experience. Can commonplace Hampstead Heath, the chosen resort
-of Bank-holiday excursionists, be the prototype of that Grecian valley
-where the goddess of night stooped to kiss Endymion! Here were written
-the sad story of _The Pot of Basil_ and the legend of _The Eve of St
-Agnes_; here, in 1819, was composed that most exquisite _Ode to a
-Nightingale_, which, even were it his only production, might place
-Keats among our greater poets.
-
-The memory loves to trace the footsteps of departed greatness; but
-even did no such recollections as these endear Hampstead Heath, it
-would still be precious as a spot where half-asphyxiated Londoners may
-inhale a fresh untainted breeze, and children may romp to their hearts’
-content. ‘I like Hampstead Heath much better than Switzerland,’ says a
-small boy in one of Du Maurier’s sketches in _Punch_. ‘But you haven’t
-seen Switzerland,’ objects his sister, a practical young lady a year
-or two older. ‘O yes; I have seen it on the map,’ is his reply. And
-if he had really visited Switzerland, the little fellow would perhaps
-still have preferred the broken, sandy soil, the grass and ferns, of
-Hampstead Heath.
-
-Du Maurier is the Heath’s own artist. He lives on its borders, and most
-of the backgrounds of his out-of-door sketches are borrowed from its
-scenery. He may daily be seen there—till lately accompanied by his dog
-Chang, the great St Bernard whose portrait has so often appeared in the
-pages of _Punch_. But, alas! Chang is no more; he has fallen a victim
-to consumption and heart-disease, and Hampstead weeps for him. Seldom
-has any dog been so widely lamented. ‘He is mourned by a large circle
-of friends,’ said the _World_, ‘and the family of which he was so long
-a member is inconsolable for his loss.’
-
-
-
-
-BY MEAD AND STREAM.
-
-BY CHARLES GIBBON.
-
-
-CHAPTER VII.—AN UNLOVED LIFE.
-
-It was a little time before the father spoke again. But without being
-able to see his face, even without being able to hear him breathe,
-Philip felt that he was struggling with something in himself. Perhaps
-it was only a struggle to regain that composure of manner which he had
-temporarily lost. In this he succeeded. But was that all Mr Hadleigh
-was struggling with in those few moments of silence? At anyrate, when
-he spoke, his voice was steadier than before; more like its ordinary
-tone, but without its hardness.
-
-‘Before I proceed, may I ask what was the purport of the two letters
-you received?’
-
-‘The one was simply urging me on no account to fail to start in the
-_Hertford Castle_ as arranged, and assuring me of such welcome as I
-might desire.’
-
-‘That was not much to write about. And the other?’
-
-‘The other inclosed a note which I am to deliver personally to a firm
-of solicitors in the City, and requesting that I should bring with me
-the packet they would intrust to my care.’
-
-‘Is that all?’
-
-‘That is all, sir.’
-
-‘One question more. Are you _very_ anxious to make this journey, which
-may end in nothing? Is there no one here who could persuade you to give
-it up altogether?’
-
-Philip was a good deal perplexed as to how he should answer this
-question. There was Some one who could have persuaded him to stay at
-home; but the sweet voice of that Some one was again whispering in his
-ear, ‘It was your mother’s wish that you should go;’ and besides, there
-was the natural desire of youth to see strange countries and peoples.
-
-‘I thought, sir, that this question of my going out to Uncle Shield had
-been all settled long ago,’ he replied awkwardly, for he knew that any
-reference to the command laid upon him by his mother always disturbed
-his father.
-
-‘That is not an answer to my questions.’
-
-‘Well, I consider it my duty to go.’
-
-‘And you wish to go?’
-
-‘I do—now. Even setting aside the prospects he holds out to me, I feel
-that I must go.’
-
-The father made a mental note of the fact that his son gave no reply to
-the second question; but he did not press it farther at this moment.
-He seemed to draw breath, and then went on in a low voice: ‘I think,
-Philip, you have not found me an exacting parent. Although I have never
-failed to point out to you the way in which it would please me most to
-see you walk, I have never insisted upon it. And I will own that on
-your part your conduct has been up to a certain point satisfactory.’
-
-‘Thank you, sir.’
-
-‘That certain point is your procrastination in the choice of your
-future career. You have shown that you do not care about business—and
-my own conviction is that you are unfitted for it—and you will not
-decide upon a profession. Although you have dabbled in medicine and
-law, you have not entered earnestly upon the study of either. I have
-been patient with this wavering state of mind which you have displayed
-ever since you left the university. I do not wish to force you into any
-occupation which you may dislike, and would, therefore, certainly fail
-in; for then you would console yourself by blaming me for being the
-cause of your failure.’
-
-‘Oh, no, no—do not think me so ungrateful.’
-
-‘But I did hope,’ continued the father calmly, without heeding the
-interruption, ‘that before you came to think of marriage, you would
-have settled with yourself upon some definite course of action in the
-future.’
-
-‘Your reproaches are just, sir,’ answered Philip earnestly and with
-some agitation, ‘and I deserve them. But this journey will decide what
-I am to be and do.’
-
-‘I did not mean to reproach you,’ said the father, and again there was
-that distant note of sadness which sounded so strangely in his voice;
-‘but it seemed to me right to remind you of these things before telling
-you the rest. I reproach myself more than you.’
-
-‘I do not understand.’
-
-‘Listen. My young life was passed in a home which had been suddenly
-stricken down from wealth and ease to poverty. On every hand I heard
-the one explanation given for my father’s haggard looks, my mother’s
-wasting illness, for my poor sister’s white face and constant
-drudgery with her needle, and for my own unsatisfied hunger; and that
-explanation was—the want of money.... I resolved that I should conquer
-this demon that was destroying us all—I resolved that I should have
-money.’
-
-Here he paused, as if the memory of that time of misery proved too
-painful for him. Philip’s sympathetic nature was drawn closer to his
-father at that moment than it had ever been before. He rose impulsively
-and grasped his arm. In the darkness the forms of the two men were
-indistinguishable to each other; but with that sympathetic touch each
-saw the other clearly in a new light.
-
-‘My poor father,’ murmured Philip, clenching his teeth to keep down the
-sob that was in his throat.
-
-There was silence; and at that moment a pale gleam of moonlight stole
-across the room. But it seemed only to darken the corner in which the
-two men stood.
-
-By-and-by Mr Hadleigh gently removed his son’s hand.
-
-‘Sit down again, Philip, or go over to the window so that I may see
-you.’
-
-Philip walked quietly to a place opposite the window, and putting his
-hands behind him, rested them on the ledge of a bookcase, leaning back
-so that the light fell full upon his frank, handsome face, making it
-look very pale in his anxiety. He knew that his father was gazing
-earnestly at him, and as he could not see him, he was glad to hear his
-voice again, which in some measure took away the uncomfortable feeling
-produced by the singular position.
-
-‘You know that I gained my object,’ Mr Hadleigh proceeded, with a
-mingling of bitterness and regret in his voice; ‘but at what a cost!...
-All the lightness of heart which makes the lives of even the poorest
-children happy at times—all the warmth of hope and enthusiasm which
-brightens the humblest youth, were gone. It was not hope that led me
-on: it was determination. All emotion was dead within me: at twenty I
-was an old man; and in the hard grasping struggle with which I fought
-against the demon Poverty, and won the favour of the greater demon,
-Wealth—even love itself was sacrificed.’
-
-He paused again; but this time Philip did not speak or move. There was
-something so pitiful as well as painful in this confession that he was
-dumb.
-
-‘They—father, mother, sister—all died before I had broken down the
-first barrier between me and fortune. I shed no tears: each death in
-poverty hardened me more and more.... It was—your mother who enabled me
-to break down the first barrier’——
-
-‘Ah, I am glad of that,’ exclaimed the son with a burst of happy relief.
-
-‘Wait. I did not know what love was: I did not love her.’ (Philip
-started, but remained silent.) ‘She had money: I married her for it.
-She did not love me; but she had quarrelled with the man she did love,
-and accepted me in her mad chagrin. We understood each other, and I was
-content—she was not. From the day of her marriage to the day of her
-death, her life was one weary lamentation that in her moment of passion
-I had crossed her path—a life of self-scourging and regret for the man
-she loved. I saw it, and knew it; but I did not know what love was, and
-I could not pity it. I did know something of hate; and I believed she
-hated me.... Had she only cared for me a little, it might have been
-different,’ he added in a lower voice, and as if speaking to himself.
-
-‘You wrong her, father, you wrong her,’ said Philip in a husky,
-tremulous voice.
-
-‘It may be; but I did not know then, what I understand too well now.
-A pity, a pity—for it might have been so different! As it was, her
-brother turned from her too, and would not forgive her. He hated me—he
-hates me: because the lover she had deserted was his close friend; and
-whilst I prospered, his friend failed. In a few years the man had lost
-everything he possessed, and died—some say by his own hand: killed
-by me, as your mother seemed to believe, and as Austin Shield does
-believe. I had ruined his life, he said, and I was as much responsible
-for his death, as if I had given him poison or shot him. These were the
-last words Shield ever spoke to me.’
-
-‘It must have been in mere passion. He cannot believe that now, or he
-would not send for me.’
-
-‘I do not know. I went on my way, unheeding his words, and would have
-forgotten him, but for your mother’s grief. I had no home-life; but I
-did my duty, as it seemed to me. The money which had been brought to
-me was repaid with compound interest: all that money could buy was at
-your mother’s command: all that she could wish for her children was
-supplied to them, and you all seemed satisfied. But I was not with
-you—you were hushed and lifeless in my presence, and seemed only happy
-in my absence. Sitting in this room, I have heard your voices raised
-in gladness, and if I passed in amongst you, seeking for that strange
-something which the Demon Wealth with all his gold could not supply,
-it seemed as if the Demon sat upon my shoulder, frightening you and
-rendering you speechless. So I lived alone, although so near you, and
-my Familiar became kinder and kinder to me, until I wearied of him. I
-sought I did not know what, and could not find it.’
-
-He stopped, breathing heavily, as if suppressing his emotion.
-
-‘Oh, if you had only spoken to us as you are speaking to me now,
-father!’ cried Philip, so earnestly that it sounded like a reproach.
-
-‘It would have been better,’ was the sad reply. ‘I tell you these
-things that you may understand the proposal I am about to make to you.
-I now know what love is, and as too often happens, the knowledge comes
-too late. But it will help me in my effort to make two people happy.
-Can you guess who they are?’
-
-‘I am afraid you must inform me.’
-
-‘Yourself and Ma—Miss Heathcote. I propose that you should stay at home
-and marry as soon as may be agreeable to the lady. I shall settle upon
-you a sufficient fortune to enable you to live comfortably; but I shall
-expect you to enter some profession. Do you consent?’
-
-Here was a proposal at which Philip’s whole nature jumped gleefully.
-But that voice was in his ears, and he overcame the temptation.
-
-‘It was my mother’s wish that I should go, if my uncle ever summoned
-me,’ he said in a respectful but decisive voice, ‘and I must go.’
-
-‘So be it,’ rejoined the father, and there was a note of bitterness in
-his tone; ‘I shall not again attempt to alter your plans.’
-
-There was a peculiar emphasis on the ‘I.’
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII.—‘WILL YOU SPEAK THAT WORD?’
-
-Madge was singing as she dressed in her pretty little room, filled
-with the exhilarating breath of the early morning, which the wide open
-window admitted freely. This was no dainty lady’s chamber full of
-costly nick-knacks. Everything in it was useful, and everything was so
-bright and simple, that glancing into it on a winter’s day, one might
-have imagined that summer still lingered here.
-
-As she stood at the chintz-draped toilet-table she could see the green
-glades apparently rising amidst the trees, one glade half in shadow,
-another with its dewdrops glistening like diamonds in the morning
-sunshine. Beyond that on the high ground were yellow plains of ripe
-grain, relieved by black and gray patches, which she knew to be fields
-of beans and tares. Down below there, at the foot of the meadows, the
-calmly flowing river sent silver flashes through every space left by
-the willows and elms. Farther on, she saw the stumpy tower of the old
-village church struggling to raise its head through a mass of ivy.
-And to all this her window, with its surrounding network of rose-tree
-branches, formed a suitable frame.
-
-It was not a blithe song she was singing, and yet the hope that was in
-her voice and in her eyes took away from it all thought of sadness.
-It was that now old-fashioned but once popular song of the _Soldier’s
-Tear_, and she dwelt with sympathy on the lines, ‘Upon the hill he
-turned, to take a last fond look.’ She repeated them dreamily again and
-again, and then her face would brighten into smiles when the happier
-picture presented itself of the time when she should stand on the top
-of the hill, or at the more probable although more prosaic railway
-station, welcoming Philip home.
-
-Ah, it was much better to think of that. And then, what was a year,
-or what were two years, to reckon in their young lives, when all the
-succeeding years would be theirs to pass together—always together—no
-matter what Aunt Hessy might say? Besides, there would be his letters!
-He would speak to her in them every day, and she would speak to him
-every day. Of course, the ridiculous postal arrangements would not
-permit them to receive the letters on the day they were written; but
-when they _were_ delivered, they would contain a full record of their
-daily lives.
-
-Up from the barnyard came the loud voice of one of the labourers,
-rising above the obstreperous squeaking of the pigs he was feeding, as
-he drawled out a verse of some rustic ballad—
-
- Ow Mary Styles, Ow Mary Styles,
- It’s ’long ov yow I’m dying,
- But if yow won’t have me at last,
- Why, then, there’s no use crying.
-
-A delightful combination of sentiment and philosophy, thought Madge,
-smiling.
-
-Then came the other sounds which intimated that another day’s work of
-the farm had begun. The milk-cans rattled as they were whirled out of
-the dairy to the waiting carts; merry jests were passed between the
-men and maids; harness clattered and clanked as the horses were put
-into the carts or reaping-machine; and there was much horse-language
-mingling with the confusion of dialects as the harvest hands turned out
-to the fields. The melancholy ‘moo’ of the cows rose from the barn as,
-having been milked, they were driven out to the meadows; the cocks,
-although they had been crowing since daybreak, crowed with louder
-defiance than ever, now that their hens were cackling and clucking
-around them; and the ducks emitted their curious self-satisfied ‘quack’
-as they waggled off to the pond.
-
-All these sounds warned Madge that she was somewhat later than usual in
-getting downstairs.
-
-She was a little startled when she discovered on the hall table a
-letter bearing the Ringsford Manor crest; for she knew at once it
-was not from Philip, and feared that some mishap might have befallen
-him. She knew it was not from him, because he never used this crest,
-although all the other members of the family did. It had been the
-outcome of Miss Hadleigh’s vanity, to which the others took kindly,
-whilst Philip laughed at it.
-
-She learned that the note had been delivered about half an hour ago by
-young Jerry Mogridge, who left a special message that the ‘flunkey’ who
-gave it to him said it was to be given to her the moment she came down.
-She was surprised to find that it was from Philip’s father, and still
-more surprised by its contents.
-
- MY DEAR MISS HEATHCOTE—The unusual hour at which this will
- be delivered will at once apprise you that the motive which
- prompts it is an important one. I cannot tell you how important
- it is in my eyes; and I hope and believe that you will not only
- appreciate the motive, but cordially sympathise with it.
-
- Only a few hours ago I had to ask your assistance in a matter
- which entirely concerned myself; in the present instance I have
- to ask your assistance in a matter on which, I believe, your
- own happiness depends. You shall judge for yourself; and your
- answer will enable me to decide a question which has of late
- occupied my mind a great deal.
-
- You have not hitherto heard me raise any objection to the
- journey Philip is about to make. To-day I decided that he ought
- not to go away. But after a long and painful conversation with
- him, I find that no words of mine can move him from his purpose.
-
- Now, my dear Miss Heathcote, will you help me to hold him back
- from this useless enterprise?
-
- I think you will—unless I am mistaken as to the nature of your
- feelings in regard to him.
-
- My first and chief reason for desiring to keep him at home is
- my anxiety to see you and him happy—to see you two united, and
- him, under your influence, working earnestly in some profession.
-
- I fear there is much danger that this desire of mine will
- never be realised, if he is permitted to spend a year with one
- who would delight in thwarting any wish of mine. You know his
- impulsive and impressionable nature. You are too young for
- experience to have taught you—and I earnestly trust it may
- never teach you—that absence, change of scene, and adverse
- counsels are not the most favourable conditions for keeping the
- most honest man steadfast.
-
- Pray, do not misunderstand me. I do not doubt Philip. He is
- honest; but with such a nature as his, I think the trial of his
- honesty is too severe; and I object to it all the more because
- it is absolutely unnecessary. My proposal to him is that he
- should abandon this journey, that he should enter a profession
- at once, and that you should be married at as early a date as
- you may be inclined to fix. I need not say that you will be
- provided with ample means.
-
- In the course of my life, few of the desires springing from my
- affections have been gratified. I beg of you to gratify this
- one. Although he resolutely declines to forego his purpose
- for my sake, I feel assured that you have only to speak one
- word—‘stay’—and he will forego it for yours.
-
- Will you speak that word?
-
- Believe me, your humble servant,
-
- LLOYD HADLEIGH.
-
-There was something so pathetic and yet so strange in this appeal of
-the father that she should keep his son near him, that Madge was pained
-as well as bewildered. Keep Philip at home!—marry him!—be happy!—help
-to steady his impulsive nature and influence him in some good work!
-What else was there that she could desire more? How beautiful the
-visions were that these suggestions conjured up. Her face brightened as
-if a blaze of sunshine fell upon it ... and then it suddenly darkened.
-
-She, too, like Philip remembered the dead mother’s wish, and hesitated.
-But the question presented itself: if his mother had been alive now and
-had understood all the circumstances, would she have insisted upon this
-wish—which seemed to cause the father so much anxiety—being carried out?
-
-She read the letter again, and this time her cheeks flushed a little at
-the doubt of her implied in the words, ‘unless I am mistaken as to the
-nature of your feelings.’ The unpleasant sensation was only momentary.
-How could he—how even could Philip—realise her feelings? But she also
-became conscious of a certain vagueness in the reasons given for the
-anxiety expressed by Mr Hadleigh. Were she to grant the appeal, would
-it not be a proof of her want of faith in Philip? _That_ idea was
-enough to make her answer ‘no’ at once.
-
-And yet she hesitated. The poor old man was evidently very much in
-earnest. (She always thought of Mr Hadleigh as an old man, older than
-Uncle Dick, although he was twenty years younger than the latter.) To
-say ‘no’ would cause him much pain: to say ‘yes’ would afford him much
-happiness, and at the same time bring about the completion of her own.
-
-There was a yelping of dogs, and above it the stentorian voice of her
-uncle shouting: ‘Down, Dash, down—here, Rover, here—be quiet, Tip, you
-brute.’
-
-The door opened, dogs rushed in and bounded round Madge in wild
-delight. They were followed by Uncle Dick, his fresh ruddy face beaming
-with the happiness of health and content.
-
-‘What are you dreaming about, Madge? Breakfast ready? We are as hungry
-as if we had been starving for a week. Thought I should have met you in
-the meadow as usual. What’s the matter?’
-
-‘I am trying to solve a riddle, uncle.’
-
-‘What!’ he exclaimed with a burst of laughter, ‘at this time in the
-morning. O ho! I see Master Philip was here too long yesterday.’
-
-‘Will you try it?’
-
-‘Don’t be a fool. Call the Missus and let’s have breakfast.’
-
-‘To please me, uncle,’ she said, putting her hand on his arm.
-
-‘Well, what is it?’
-
-‘Suppose somebody asked you to do something that you wanted to do
-yourself, what would you say?’
-
-‘That’s easily answered—yes, of course.’
-
-‘But, suppose there were reasons connected with other people on account
-of which you ought to say “no,” what would you do?’
-
-‘Please myself.—Now, let’s have our victuals, and confound your
-riddles, or I’ll send for the doctor and the parson at once.’
-
-There was not much help to Madge in this easy settlement of the
-difficulty. But she had a maxim which did help her: whenever you have
-a doubt as to which of two courses you should take, choose the one
-which is least agreeable to yourself. She decided to follow it in this
-instance, as she had done in many others of less importance.
-
-
-
-
-THE MUSE OF PARODY.
-
-
-Reader, are you of those who cannot tolerate their favourite authors
-or their favourite poems being parodied? A lady-friend of the
-writer’s lately said, in regard to one of the best-known poems of a
-distinguished poet: ‘I admired and liked it once; but I can hardly
-read it now, since I saw that dreadful parody of it that appeared in
-_Punch_.’ If you are of this sensitive class, we fear this article is
-not for you. But we feel pretty sure of an audience; for we know that
-the large majority of readers can relish a clever parody without in
-the least losing their enjoyment in or respect for the thing parodied.
-And it is well that it is so; for parody in some shape and to some
-extent is early as the beginnings of literature itself; and if the
-fame of poets depended on their immunity from travesty, every poet
-that has ever won his bays, and whose reputation now rests secure and
-impregnable, would have been laughed out of court long since.
-
-In speaking of modern English parody, one’s thoughts turn first, almost
-inevitably, to the brothers Horace and James Smith, who, in _Rejected
-Addresses_, may be regarded as the first to practise parody in a
-systematised fashion, as a vehicle of fun and humour. The _Rejected
-Addresses_ won high praise from Jeffrey, who pronounced the parody on
-Crabbe ‘an exquisite and masterly imitation;’ while the poet himself
-declared it to be ‘admirably done.’ We shall give a short extract
-from it, which we think hits off Crabbe’s manner in a way that fully
-justifies Jeffrey’s criticism:
-
- John Richard William Alexander Dwyer
- Was footman to Justinian Stubbs, Esquire;
- But when John Dwyer listed in the Blues,
- Emanuel Jennings polished Stubbs’s shoes.
- Emanuel Jennings brought his youngest boy
- Up as a corn-cutter—a safe employ;
- In Holywell Street, St Pancras, he was bred
- (At number twenty-seven, it is said),
- Pacing the pump, and near the Granby’s Head.
- He would have bound him to some shop in town,
- But with a premium he could not come down.
- Pat was the urchin’s name—a red-haired youth,
- Fonder of purl and skittle-grounds than truth.
-
-In regard to the parody of Sir Walter Scott in _Rejected Addresses_,
-the poet himself said: ‘I must have done it myself, though I forget
-on what occasion.’ Here are a few lines descriptive of the Drury Lane
-Theatre on fire:
-
- At length the mist awhile was cleared,
- When lo! amid the wreck upreared,
- Gradual a moving head appeared,
- And Eagle firemen knew
- ’Twas Joseph Muggins, name revered,
- The foreman of their crew.
- Loud shouted all in signs of woe,
- ‘A Muggins to the rescue, ho!’
- And poured the hissing tide.
-
-Thackeray was especially happy and especially funny in his Irish
-burlesques. _Larry O’Toole_, a parody of the rollicking Irish
-bacchanalian songs with which Charles Lever made us so familiar,
-admirably hits the medium between close imitation and high burlesque.
-There is a dash in it both of _Larry O’Hale_ and the _Widow Malone_. We
-quote two of the three verses:
-
- You’ve all heard of Larry O’Toole,
- Of the beautiful town of Drumgoole.
- He had but one eye
- To ogle ye by;
- Och, murther, but that was a jew’l!
- A fool
- He made of the girls, this O’Toole.
-
- ’Twas he was the boy didn’t fail,
- That tuck down purtaties and mail;
- He never would shrink
- From any sthrong dthrink;
- Was it whisky or Drogheda ale,
- I’m bail
- This Larry would swallow a pail.
-
-Moore’s well-known lines—
-
- I never nursed a young gazelle
- To glad me with its soft dark eye,
- But when it came to know me well,
- And love me, it was sure to die—
-
-have been frequently parodied. Here is one version which, we think, is
-not very familiar:
-
- I never had a piece of toast
- Particularly long and wide,
- But fell upon the sanded floor,
- And always on the buttered side.
-
-The following is by Mr H. C. Pennel, author of _Puck on Pegasus_:
-
- I never roved by Cynthia’s beam,
- To gaze upon the starry sky,
- But some old stiff-backed beetle came,
- And charged into my pensive eye.
-
- And oh! I never did the swell
- In Regent Street among the beaus,
- But smuts the most prodigious fell,
- And always settled on my nose!
-
-In those two delightful volumes, _Alice in Wonderland_ and _Through the
-Looking-glass_, ‘Lewis Carroll’ gives us some capital travesties. Mr
-Southey’s poem beginning ‘“You are old, Father William,” the young man
-said,’ is so familiar, that every reader will appreciate the point of
-the burlesque, without needing the original before him:
-
- ‘You are old, Father William,’ the young man said,
- ‘And your hair has become very white;
- And yet you incessantly stand on your head—
- Do you think at your age it is right?’
-
- ‘In my youth,’ Father William replied to his son,
- ‘I thought it might injure the brain;
- But now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
- Why, I do it again and again.’
-
-The old nursery song, ‘“Will you walk into my parlour?” said the Spider
-to the Fly,’ the same writer has likewise burlesqued:
-
- ‘Will you walk a little faster?’ said a whiting to a snail;
- ‘There’s a porpoise close behind me, and he’s treading on my tail.
- See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance!
- They are waiting on the shingle—will you come and join the dance?
- Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, will you join the dance?
- Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, won’t you join the dance?’
-
-The late Mr J. R. Planché, whose innumerable fairy extravaganzas were
-so full of fun and humour, was also an expert in parody. We give the
-first verse of a burlesque by him of the once popular song, _When other
-Lips_:
-
- When other lips and other eyes
- Their tales of love shall tell—
- Which means the usual sort of lies
- You’ve heard from every swell;
- When, bored with every sort of bosh,
- You’d give the world to see
- A friend whose love you know will wash,
- Oh, then remember me!
-
-The funniest burlesque of Wordsworth’s _We are Seven_, with which we
-are acquainted, is by Mr H. S. Leigh:
-
- ‘I thought it would have sent me mad
- Last night about eleven.’
- Said I: ‘What is it makes you bad?
- How many apples have you had?’
- She answered: ‘Only seven.’
-
- ‘And are you sure you took no more,
- My little maid?’ quoth I.
- ‘Oh, please, sir, mother gave me four,
- But they were in a pie.’
-
- ‘If that’s the case,’ I stammered out,
- ‘Of course you’ve had eleven.’
- The maiden answered with a pout:
- ‘I ain’t had more nor seven.’
-
-Here are four lines from a travesty of Tennyson’s _May Queen_—
-
- ‘You may lay me in my bed, mother—my head is throbbing sore;
- And mother, prithee, let the sheets be duly aired before;
- And if you’d do a kindness to your poor desponding child,
- Draw me a pot of beer, mother—and, mother, draw it mild.’
-
-It is not necessary to name the original of the following. We quote two
-of the three verses which compose the whole:
-
- He wore a brace of pistols, the night when first we met;
- His deep-lined brow was frowning beneath his wig of jet;
- His footsteps had the moodiness, his voice the hollow tone,
- Of a bandit chief, who feels remorse, and tears his hair alone.
- I saw him but at half-price, but methinks I see him now,
- In the tableau of the last act, with the blood upon his brow.
-
- A _private_ bandit’s belt and boots, when next we met, he wore;
- His salary, he told me, was lower than before;
- And standing at the O. P. wing, he strove, and not in vain,
- To borrow half a sovereign, which he never paid again.
- I saw it but a moment—and I wish I saw it now—
- As he buttoned up his pocket with a condescending bow.
-
-Tennyson’s well-known lyric, _Home they brought her warrior dead_, has
-been thus amusingly parodied by Mr Sawyer:
-
- Home they brought her sailor son,
- Grown a man across the sea,
- Tall and broad, and black of beard,
- And hoarse of voice as man may be.
-
- Hand to shake, and mouth to kiss,
- Both he offered ere he spoke;
- But she said: ‘What man is this
- Comes to play a sorry joke?’
-
- Then they praised him, called him ‘smart,’
- ‘Tightest lad that ever stept;’
- But her son she did not know,
- And she neither smiled nor wept.
-
- Rose, a nurse of ninety years,
- Set a pigeon-pie in sight;
- She saw him eat: ‘’Tis he, ’tis he!’
- She knew him—by his appetite.
-
-The following clever parody of Wordsworth’s _Lucy_ is but little known.
-It was written by Hartley Coleridge, and reappeared some years ago in
-_Notes and Queries_. We shall quote the first verse of the original:
-
- She dwelt among the untrodden ways,
- Beside the banks of Dove;
- A maid whom there were none to praise,
- And very few to love.
-
-We give two of the three verses composing the parody:
-
- He lived among the untrodden ways,
- To Rydal Mount that lead;
- A bard whom there were none to praise,
- And very few to read.
-
- Unread his works—his _Milk-white Doe_
- With dust is dark and dim;
- It’s still in Longman’s shop; and oh!
- The difference to him!
-
-From a parody of Tennyson’s _Mariana_, which appeared in an Australian
-paper, we take the concluding verse. The burden of the original ballad,
-it will be remembered, runs:
-
- She only said: ‘My life is dreary;
- He cometh not,’ she said;
- She said: ‘I am aweary, aweary—
- I would that I were dead!’
-
- They lifted him with kindly care;
- They took him by the heels and head;
- Across the floor, and up the stair,
- They bore him safely to his bed.
- They wrapped the blankets warm and tight,
- And round about his nose and chin
- They drew the sheets, and tucked them in,
- And whispered: ‘Poor old boy—Good-night!’
- He murmured: ‘Boys, oh, deary, deary,
- That punch _was_ strong,’ he said;
- He said: ‘I am aweary, aweary—
- Thank heaven, I’ve got to bed!’
-
-An American magazine published some years ago a series of burlesques of
-the old nursery rhymes, of which we give specimens:
-
- Little Jack Horner,
- Of Latin no scorner,
- In the second declension did spy
- How of nouns there are some
- Which, ending in _um_,
- Do _not_ make their plural in _i_.
-
- Jack and Jill
- Have studied Mill,
- And all that sage has taught too;
- Now both promote
- Jill’s claim to vote,
- As every good girl ought to.
-
-The case for the evolutionists is thus tersely put by an American poet,
-parodying _Sing a song of Sixpence_:
-
- Sing a song of phosphates,
- Fibrine in a line,
- Four-and-twenty follicles
- In the van of time.
- When the phosphorescence
- Evoluted brain,
- Superstition ended,
- Man began to reign.
-
-Pope’s familiar couplet—
-
- Here shall the spring its earliest sweets bestow,
- Here the first roses of the year shall blow—
-
-has been thus travestied by Miss Catherine Fanshawe, who accomplishes
-the step from the sublime to the ridiculous by the change of two words
-only:
-
- Here shall the spring its earliest coughs bestow,
- Here the first noses of the year shall blow.
-
-Among living parodists, few, if any, excel Mr C. S. Calverley, who
-seems to possess every qualification for success in this sort of work.
-The reader will at once recognise how happily he has caught Tennyson’s
-method and manner in the following parody of _The Brook_, especially in
-the blank-verse portion. We quote two verses and the conclusion:
-
- ‘I loiter down by thorp and town;
- For any job I’m willing;
- Take here and there a dusty brown,
- And here and there a shilling.
-
- ‘I steal from th’ parson’s strawberry plats,
- I hide by the Squire’s covers;
- I teach the sweet young housemaids what’s
- The art of trapping lovers.’
-
- Thus on he prattled like a babbling brook.
- But I: ‘The sun hath slipt behind the hill,
- And my Aunt Vivian dines at half-past six.’
- So in all love we parted; I to the Hall;
- They to the village. It was noised next noon
- That chickens had been missed at Syllabub Farm.
-
-We had noted down several other examples of parody by different
-authors, which might have served further to illustrate our subject. Our
-selections have necessarily lost something of force and pertinence,
-from the fragmentary condition in which we have been obliged to present
-them; but the reader, if he be sufficiently interested in the matter,
-may easily go to the original sources.
-
-It needs not to be pointed out that there are limits to parody, as to
-all other forms of light and sportive literature, whose main object is,
-after all, to divert and amuse. Good taste should guide the course of
-parody, in fact should never be absent from it. Let the parodist hit as
-hard as he pleases, but let him deal no foul blow, nor aim his strokes
-at aught that tradition and the world’s verdict have made sacred
-and to be revered. Parody may be as clever, laughable, and amusing
-as you can make it; but it should always be good-natured, fair, and
-gentlemanly.
-
-
-
-
-TWO DAYS IN A LIFETIME.
-
-A STORY IN EIGHT CHAPTERS.
-
-BY T. W. SPEIGHT.
-
-
-CHAPTER V.
-
-After his rebuff by Lady Dimsdale, the Baronet made up his mind to
-set off home as soon as possible. He was stung as he had rarely been
-stung in his life before, and was in no humour for the company of any
-one. But before he could get away, an almost incredible rumour reached
-his ears that Mr Boyd’s long-lost wife had unexpectedly appeared at
-Rosemount. This was enough to induce Sir Frederick to change his plans,
-especially when backed up by the Captain’s pressing invitation to stay
-for dinner, for who could tell what unexpected turn events might now
-take? So he sent his groom in the dogcart to fetch his dress clothes,
-and made up his mind to remain where he was till the following morning.
-
-Sir Frederick had easily discovered, by questioning one of the
-servants, in which particular room Mr Boyd and his wife had located
-themselves. It was the room next the library. So into the library
-went Sir Frederick, on the pretext of having some letters to write,
-and there he sat with the door a little way open—waiting. A certain
-strange idea was fermenting in his brain, which he could not get rid of
-till he had satisfied himself whether it had any foundation in fact or
-otherwise. The moment he saw Boyd pass the library door, he knew that
-the opportunity for which he had been waiting had come.
-
-Sir Frederick advanced a step or two, and looked round, as if in search
-of some one. ‘Pardon my intrusion,’ he said with a bow; ‘but—Mr Boyd—is
-he not here?’
-
-‘Mr Boyd has left the room for a few minutes. He will be back
-presently.’
-
-The Baronet gave a well-simulated start at the first sound of Mrs
-Boyd’s voice. Then he seemed to regard her attentively for a moment
-or two, with his head a little on one side. ‘Pardon me,’ he said with
-a half-smile of inquiry, ‘but have I not the honour of addressing Mrs
-Boyd?’
-
-At this question she seemed to freeze suddenly. Her eyes traversed him
-from head to foot before she answered him; then in cold clear tones she
-said: ‘I am the wife of Oscar Boyd.’
-
-‘I thought I could not be mistaken,’ replied the Baronet, with his most
-insinuating smile.—‘I am Sir Frederick Pinkerton. But it is so long
-since I had the pleasure of seeing you last, that in all probability
-you have quite forgotten me.’
-
-There was something about him that had evidently aroused her
-suspicions. She was at a loss to know what ground to take with him.
-‘Yes—I cannot quite call you to mind,’ she said hesitatingly, after a
-little pause. ‘And yet? No. Tell me where I have seen you before.’
-
-‘At New Orleans.’
-
-‘Ha! I have not been at New Orleans for many years.’
-
-‘I met you on two or three occasions in society, a few months after
-your marriage.’
-
-‘Yes—I think I remember you now. But it is a long time ago, monsieur,
-and I was introduced to so many people about that time.’
-
-‘I entertain a very distinct recollection of you, madam.’
-
-‘I am indeed flattered, monsieur.’ She smiled a little set smile, which
-came and went as if it were produced by clockwork. She was evidently
-far from being at her ease.
-
-‘Your unexpected appearance must have been a great surprise to Mr
-Boyd—a surprise and a pleasure in one. The return of a wife whom he
-believed to have been lost to him for ever several years ago! What a
-unique experience!’
-
-‘An experience, monsieur, which very few husbands, I am afraid, would
-care to have brought home to themselves. You have an English proverb,
-“Out of sight, out of mind.” That is a very true proverb.’
-
-‘Fie, fie! Mrs Boyd. You must not be so severe on us poor men. We are
-not all alike. Take your own case as an instance. You come back, from
-the tomb as it were, after I know not how many years, and find your
-husband still faithful to your memory.—Ah no; you must not malign us
-all.’
-
-Was he mocking her, or what, this smiling, smooth-faced man? She was
-becoming more vaguely uneasy every minute, she scarcely knew why.
-
-‘The sight of you this morning, Mrs Boyd,’ resumed the Baronet,
-‘brings to my memory a certain little incident which I had all but
-forgotten. In those days, I was something of a traveller. About a
-year subsequently to my introduction to you, madam, I found myself in
-Mexico.’
-
-Mrs Boyd could not repress a start, but she did not speak.
-
-‘While there, singular to say, I made the acquaintance of a certain
-relative of yours, who inquired most particularly concerning your
-welfare.’
-
-Mrs Boyd’s face might have been seen to pale even under its artificial
-colouring. She steadied her voice by an effort. ‘Of a relation of mine,
-monsieur! May I ask his name?’
-
-‘Don Diego Riaz.’ He pronounced the name slowly, looking fixedly at her
-the while.
-
-‘Ha!’ She fell back a step, as if some one had aimed a blow at her, and
-then one hand went up quickly to her heart. Both hatred and fear shone
-out of the eyes with which she stared at him.
-
-‘By heavens! I have hit the mark,’ said the Baronet to himself.
-
-‘Who can this man be? How much does he know?’ was her unspoken thought.
-
-‘I am afraid you are ill, Mrs Boyd,’ remarked the Baronet.
-
-‘A spasm; a mere nothing,’ she answered.—‘To return to what you were
-saying. I have neither seen nor heard anything of Don Diego Riaz for
-many years, and I hope neither to see nor hear anything of him in time
-to come. There was no love lost between him and me.’
-
-‘His was a singular character, and strange tales were told of him. For
-instance, it was whispered that on one occasion when a certain member
-of his family left home without his knowledge or consent, he’——
-
-‘Spare me the recital, I pray of you. The mere mention of that man’s
-name is hateful to me! utterly hateful!’ Her voice was charged with
-passion, her black eyes seemed to strike fire. She walked across to the
-window and then came back again.
-
-Sir Frederick felt that he had pursued the topic as far as it was safe
-to do so. ‘’Tis she; I can no longer doubt,’ he murmured to himself. ‘I
-have not forgotten what I was told in Mexico.’
-
-‘How much or how little does this man know?’ Estelle kept asking
-herself. She was seriously uneasy.
-
-‘Do you purpose making a long stay in England, Mrs Boyd?’ asked the
-Baronet in his most matter-of-fact tone.
-
-‘I think not, Sir Frederick. My husband talks about sailing for South
-America in a few days. He has lost nearly the whole of his fortune.
-_N’est ce pas?_’
-
-‘I believe so. I was prodigiously sorry to hear of it.—Do you accompany
-your husband abroad, Mrs Boyd?’
-
-‘Monsieur! Is it not a wife’s duty to accompany her husband anywhere
-and everywhere? And consider for how many years Oscar and I have been
-separated! He would not leave me behind him for the world.’
-
-‘Yours must be a romantic story, Mrs Boyd. I hope we shall have the
-pleasure of hearing from your lips some particulars of your marvellous
-escape.’
-
-At this moment Mrs Bowood entered the room. She could contain herself
-no longer. What was Mr Boyd about, that he did not at once introduce
-his wife to herself and the Captain? Then she was dying to apologise
-for her mistake of the morning; besides which, her sense of hospitality
-was outraged by the fact that Mrs Boyd had been all this time in the
-house without having been shown to her rooms or asked to partake of
-refreshments of any kind. Such a state of affairs must be put an end to
-forthwith.
-
-Mrs Bowood came forward with her most genial smile. ‘I am come to
-apologise for my absurd mistake of this morning, though it was partly
-your own fault, my dear Mrs Boyd.’ She had hold of both Estelle’s hands
-by this time. ‘How do you do? How do you do? Allow me to welcome you
-to Rosemount.—Ah, Sir Frederick, you here?’ This was said with some
-surprise.
-
-‘I had the honour of making Mrs Boyd’s acquaintance several years ago.’
-
-‘Wonders will never cease.’ Then turning to Estelle, she went on: ‘Only
-to think that I mistook you for a French governess! But you ought to
-have let me know at first who you were, and then matters would have
-been set right at once.’
-
-‘I wanted to surprise my husband,’ answered Estelle, with downcast
-eyes. ‘I wanted to see whether he would know me again, after so long a
-time.’
-
-‘As if he could help knowing you and he your husband! I can imagine how
-overjoyed he must have been to see you again.’
-
-‘_Cher_ Oscar! He was distracted with joy. He could scarcely speak to
-me at first for emotion.’
-
-Sir Frederick smiled cynically, but did not speak.
-
-‘No chance for Laura now,’ said Mrs Bowood to herself. ‘How fortunate
-this woman did not come a day later.’
-
-Mrs Bowood had left the room-door wide open, and at this juncture her
-eye caught sight of Lady Dimsdale, who was passing along the corridor
-on her way to the side-door that opened into the grounds. ‘Laura,
-Laura! come here,’ she called. ‘I want to introduce you to Mrs Boyd.’
-
-‘The woman he kissed!’ muttered Estelle between her teeth.
-
-‘Checkmate for my Lady Disdain,’ remarked Sir Frederick to himself with
-a shrug.
-
-Lady Dimsdale hearing herself called by name turned back, and entered
-the room. She looked a little paler than ordinary, but was perfectly
-composed. Going straight up to Estelle, she held out her hand. ‘Mrs
-Boyd and I have met already,’ she said in her most matter-of-fact tone.
-
-‘Ah, _oui_,’ answered Estelle with a shrug, as she took the proffered
-hand for a moment and then let it drop.
-
-‘Met before!’ exclaimed Mrs Bowood in amazement.
-
-‘A couple of hours ago,’ said Lady Dimsdale.
-
-‘For one minute only,’ explained Estelle.
-
-‘Then I must introduce you.—This is Lady Dimsdale, one of my dearest
-friends.—Laura—Mrs Boyd.’
-
-‘I am enchanted to make the acquaintance of Lady Dimsdale.’
-
-‘’Tis a pity Lady D. cannot return the compliment,’ muttered Sir
-Frederick to himself.
-
-Mrs Bowood turned to him. ‘By-the-bye, Sir Frederick, have you seen the
-Captain since luncheon?’ With that the two crossed over to the window
-and began to talk together.
-
-‘Mrs Boyd, I feel that some explanation is due to you,’ said Lady
-Dimsdale in a low voice to the other.
-
-‘I have not asked for any explanation, Lady Dimsdale.’
-
-‘I repeat that one is due to you.’
-
-‘As you please,’ answered the other, with a little lifting of her
-shoulders; and with that she sat down and yawned unmistakably behind
-her handkerchief.
-
-‘Mr Boyd and I were acquainted many years ago, before he went abroad,’
-began Lady Dimsdale. ‘He was a frequent visitor at my father’s
-vicarage. After he went away, I never saw him again till yesterday.
-This morning, fully believing that you had been dead for many years, he
-asked me to become his wife.’
-
-‘You did not say No,’ sneered Estelle.
-
-‘At that moment you entered the room.’
-
-‘It was very bad taste on my part, I confess. Had I known how you were
-engaged, I would have waited five minutes longer.’
-
-‘With all my heart, I wish that you had come an hour sooner!’
-
-‘I told you that I did not require any explanation. Now that you have
-chosen to press one on me, what is the value of it? _Absolument rien!_
-The world is wide, and one kiss more or less is of little consequence.’
-She rose, and crossed to the table and opened a book of photographs.
-
-‘And that woman is Oscar Boyd’s wife!’ said Lady Dimsdale to herself as
-she looked after her. Her heart was very, very bitter.
-
-Mrs Bowood turned as Estelle crossed to the table. ‘I am afraid you
-will think us all very inhospitable, Mrs Boyd,’ she said; ‘but it is
-your husband’s fault that you did not come in to luncheon. However, a
-tray will be ready for you in a few minutes. By-the-bye, has any one
-shown you your rooms?’
-
-‘My rooms, madame! We—that is, my husband and I—are going to London by
-the next train. At least, that is what Oscar says.’
-
-‘Going away by the next train! Mr Boyd had promised to stay a week, and
-why need he go away because you have arrived?’
-
-‘I only know, madame, that he told me he was going away.’
-
-‘That will never do. I must talk to him; and Captain Bowood must talk
-to him; and you, Lady Dimsdale, and you, Sir Frederick, must add
-your persuasions to ours to induce Mr Boyd not to run away from us
-in this sudden fashion. Next week we have two picnics and an archery
-meeting—and Mrs Boyd has been so long away from England!’
-
-‘I am sure Mr Boyd can’t be hard-hearted enough to resist all our
-entreaties,’ said the Baronet. ‘The influence of Lady Dimsdale alone
-might’——
-
-‘You rate my influence too highly, Sir Frederick,’ interrupted Laura
-hastily, while a warm flush mounted to her cheek. ‘In a matter like
-this, Mr Boyd probably knows his own business better than any one.’
-
-The Baronet, in nowise disconcerted, turned to Estelle: ‘To run away
-from us so soon would be cruel indeed.’ Then to Mrs Bowood: ‘I am sure
-we are all anxious for the pleasure of Mrs Boyd’s further acquaintance.
-We want to know her better—we want to hear the story of her adventures,
-of her wonderful escape from shipwreck.’
-
-‘A dangerous man this—I hate him!’ muttered Estelle between her teeth.
-
-‘Yes—of course—the story of the shipwreck,’ cried impulsive Mrs Bowood.
-‘I had forgotten that for the moment. We are all dying to hear it.’
-
-Estelle’s eyes were on Lady Dimsdale. ‘The woman he kissed says
-nothing,’ was her unspoken comment. Then turning to Mrs Bowood,
-she said: ‘The shipwreck? O yes, I will tell you all about the
-shipwreck—but not to-day. I am a little tired.’
-
-‘I am sure you must be, and hungry too. We have all been very remiss,’
-replied the mistress of Rosemount. Then putting her arm into that of
-Estelle, she added: ‘But your tray will be ready by this time, and Mr
-Boyd must join you when he comes down. Meanwhile, I want to introduce
-you to Captain Bowood.—Laura, dear, you are coming?’
-
-‘I will join you in a few minutes,’ was Lady Dimsdale’s reply. She
-wanted to be alone.
-
-Mrs Bowood and Estelle quitted the room together. Sir Frederick
-lingered behind for a moment.
-
-‘What a happy man our friend Boyd must be to-day.—Don’t you think so,
-dear Lady Dimsdale?’ he said with a smirk.
-
-‘Very happy, Sir Frederick,’ answered Laura, looking him steadily in
-the eyes. ‘Who can doubt it?’
-
-‘Lucky dog! lucky dog!’ ejaculated the Baronet as he followed the other
-ladies from the room.
-
-Lady Dimsdale sank into an easy-chair. ‘His wife! His wife!’ How the
-words kept ringing in her brain. ‘Thank heaven she came at the moment
-she did, and not five minutes later! And yet if she had come an hour
-sooner, that would have been better still. Would it? I don’t know. I
-cannot tell. His words were so sweet to me! Did I answer him? No. He
-looked into my eyes and read his answer there. And now I must never see
-him or think of him more! Oh, my darling—the love of my girlhood—the
-only love of my life—it is hard to bear, hard to bear!’ She felt as if
-her heart were surcharged with tears; they glistened in her eyes.
-
-At this moment Oscar Boyd entered the room. He gave a little start
-when he saw who was in it. He had not expected to find her there. From
-the head of the staircase, just as he was on the point of coming down,
-he had seen his wife and Mrs Bowood enter the dining-room, and he
-guessed what had happened during his absence. The hard set look on his
-pale face softened inexpressibly as his eyes rested on Lady Dimsdale.
-‘Laura!’ he said, pausing for an instant with the handle of the door in
-his hand.
-
-She neither looked up nor answered him; for a moment or two she was
-afraid to trust either her eyes or her voice.
-
-He shut the door, and went forward and took one of her hands. ‘Laura!’
-he said again, and there was a world of tenderness in the way he
-pronounced that one little word.
-
-Then she looked up, and he saw the tears shining in her eyes. ‘Oscar!—I
-may call you so for the last time—we ought to have parted without
-another word.’
-
-‘I could not have gone away without seeing you again, if only for a few
-minutes.’
-
-‘You _are_ going away?’
-
-‘By the next train.’
-
-‘It is better so.’
-
-‘Laura! when I spoke to you this morning, it was in the full belief
-that I was a free man—that no tie existed on earth to debar me from
-saying the words I said then.’
-
-‘I know it—I know it.’
-
-‘The woman—my wife—whom I had every reason to believe had died long
-ago, will accompany me when I leave this place. But to-morrow she and I
-will part for ever. Her future will be duly cared for, and after that I
-shall never see her again. Laura! you and I may never meet again after
-to-day. Think of me sometimes when I am far away.’
-
-‘Always—always.’
-
-‘O heavens, when I think how happy we might have been! And now!’ Strong
-man though he was, it was all he could do to keep himself from breaking
-down. He was possessed by an almost irresistible impulse to fling his
-arms round her and press her passionately to his heart.
-
-Love’s fine instinct told Laura something of what was passing in his
-breast. She stood up and laid one hand softly on his arm. ‘You had
-better go now,’ she said very gently. ‘No more words are needed between
-you and me. We know what we know, and no one can deprive us of that
-knowledge.’
-
-He felt the wisdom of her words. To delay that which was inevitable was
-merely to prolong her misery and his own. Besides, his wife might enter
-the room at any moment. And yet—and yet it was so hard to have his
-treasure torn from him at the very moment he had made it his own!
-
-Laura had a rose in the bosom of her dress. She took it out and fixed
-it in his button-hole. ‘Now go. Not another word,’ she whispered.
-
-‘I shall write to you once before I sail,’ he said.
-
-‘No—no; better not.’
-
-He did not dispute the point, but took each of her hands in one of his.
-For the space of a few seconds they stood heart to heart, as it were,
-gazing into each other’s eyes. Then Oscar lifted first one hand and
-then the other, and pressed them to his lips with a sort of reverent
-passionate tenderness. ‘Farewell, my darling, farewell!’
-
-The words struck a chill to her heart. They were the last anguished cry
-of love and happiness lost for ever.
-
-
-
-
-GLIMPSES OF THE SCOT ABROAD.
-
-
-A few years ago, I was what is called a ‘globe-trotter,’ by which
-title, as the reader knows, is meant that distinctively modern
-personage—the world-tourist. He is the creation of the steamboat
-and the rail, and of all the Ariel-like capabilities due to recent
-discoveries and improvements in locomotion by land and sea. The term
-globe-trotter is suggestive. One conjures up a traveller, knapsack on
-back, poking his nose into the Himalayas, sauntering across Sahara,
-brushing past the Pyramids, leaving his card at Calcutta, scampering
-over the American prairie, lunching at Rome, and dropping in to see the
-Seven Churches of Asia. The voyager of to-day can buttonhole Old Father
-Time, and be on familiar terms with his primal relative Space. It was
-thus that in the course of two or three years I was fortunate enough to
-visit most of the embryo kingdoms which make up our colonial empire,
-as well as Britain’s great dependency in the East. As need scarcely be
-said, I boasted a note-book, for what traveller of this era is without
-one, wherewith on his return to publish Passages, Reminiscences,
-Fly-leaves, or Jottings of his unique wanderings? From the memoranda
-made during this tour round the world, I have compiled several
-incidents connected with the Scot abroad. These pretend to be nothing
-more than ripples on the current of colonial life, giving slight hints
-as to moods and bearing of the Scot abroad, in the varying scenes of
-his exile.
-
-It is a truism to say that Scotsmen are to be found in every corner of
-the habitable globe. As I once heard a Melbourne Englishman remark: ‘If
-there were no Scotchmen, what would the world do for bank-managers?’
-They have been noted as enterprising emigrants, and, in a large number
-of cases, successful colonists. I met with few instances of Scotchmen
-complaining in respect of their material welfare. One man in Queensland
-had a somewhat unique grievance, which, however, he set forth with a
-twinkle in the eye: ‘There’s the government spendin’ pounds upon pounds
-in bringin’ oot folk to this country, while here’s me wi’ fifteen
-bairns, maistly a’ born here, an’ I’ve never got a penny for ony o’
-them!’
-
-Otago is perhaps the most Scottish of any portion of the colonial
-empire, though Ontario runs it very close. Dunedin is almost undiluted
-in its Scottish nationality, and is a city of considerable stir.
-Sabbatarian questions, as well as the question of instrumental music
-in the church, are warmly discussed in Otago. At a certain gathering
-of Presbyterian clergymen, one of them urged that organs should be
-introduced in order to draw more young people to the church; upon which
-an old minister remarked that this was acting on the principle of ‘O
-whistle, an’ I’ll come to ye, my lad!’ The Scot abroad has a great
-love for the institutions of his native country, and endeavours to
-transplant as many of them as circumstances will allow. Even the winter
-weather of Scotland induces kindly recollections in the breasts of old
-settlers. I remember, after a phenomenal fall of snow in Dunedin, the
-like of which had not been seen for twenty years, an elder of the kirk
-exclaiming, as he rubbed his hands: ‘Sic glorious snaw-ba’ fechts we
-had—it mindit me o’ langsyne! Man, I was sorry when the thaw cam’ on.’
-Caledonian Societies flourish all over New Zealand as much as does the
-thistle itself. On the Thames gold-field, in the province of Auckland,
-there was a corps of Highland Volunteers. Whenever they marched through
-the town, they were invariably followed by numbers of Maories, who
-tied blankets round their waists, like kilts, and no doubt imagined
-themselves sufficiently Celtic.
-
-The national dishes are much in vogue in New Zealand. An English lady
-in Wellington, the capital of that colony, on one occasion detailed
-how she had tried to make a haggis in order to please her husband, who
-hailed from north of the Tweed. With the help of a cookery-book, the
-numerous ingredients were collected and prepared, and at last inserted
-in a big pot. Alas! the haggis would not sink, despite renewed efforts.
-The lady, in despair, called in an experienced neighbour, who pierced
-the haggis with a fork, and successfully ‘scuttled’ it. I am sorry to
-add that after all the wife’s trouble and anxiety, the dish proved a
-total failure. It is to be hoped that her husband was not so difficult
-to please as the well-to-do tradesman in Auckland, who grumbled sorely
-as to New Zealand ‘not being fit for a Scotsman to live in.’ ‘How’s
-that?’ ‘Weel, the fact is I—I—canna get my parritch made to please
-me!’ Talking of porridge, the dish was a favourite in the Christchurch
-Hotel, province of Canterbury, where it was cooked by a Frenchman who
-now and again actually spoke broken Scotch with a Parisian accent;
-while at Wanganui, in the North Island, the ‘parritch’ was prepared by
-a Chinese cook.
-
-To say that Scotsmen abroad are still fond of their national music
-is simply to say that they do not cease to be Scotsmen. If anything,
-the fondness becomes intensified. I once heard an enthusiast in South
-Africa observe: ‘_My Ain Fireside_—_Ye Banks and Braes_—_The Land
-o’ the Leal_—eh! a body could be fit to gang to heaven hearing thae
-sangs sung!’ At a mission-school connected with the Scotch Church in
-Cape Town I once listened to _Weel may the Boatie row_, sung as a
-duet by a Dutch girl and a Malay, a result attained by the enthusiasm
-of the Scottish schoolmaster. It seemed to me as incongruous as
-hearing the Old Hundred in the ‘Scots Kirk’ of Calcutta, unwittingly
-accompanied by the tom-toms of a Hindu festival transpiring in the
-street. Now that I have taken the reader so far as India, let me note
-also that in the Church of Scotland College at Calcutta I saw an
-advanced class of Bengali youths reading Scott’s _Lady of the Lake_
-and making marginal notes. Returning to Australia, a pleasant memory
-is that of an afternoon spent in a school at Sandhurst, the aforetime
-‘Bendigo.’ Here, after the ordinary class-duties had been performed,
-the scholars were initiated into the mysteries of Highland reels and
-strathspeys, under the tutorship of an Aberdonian dame, the Aberdonian
-schoolmaster accompanying on the fiddle. I recollect, too, how an
-Irish grocer in Adelaide, South Australia, was moved to stand outside
-his door in the bright moonlight evenings and play _Monymusk_ on a
-tin whistle. A vision of Canada now rises before me, with its host of
-local bards, each with his wallet of poems on his back, trudging from
-village to village—the troubadours of the backwoods. Their warblings
-were not of the snow-laden forest, the subdued glory of the Indian
-summer, the autumn-gilded maple, or the swift, miraculous dawn of
-the Columbian spring. Their strains were those of exile; strains of
-Scotia, of ‘hame,’ of rippling burnies, of the purple heather, of the
-thousand-and-one historic and sympathetic memories of the dear old
-land. But hark! what sounds do we hear echoing from a Sabbath school in
-Sacramento, California? Scottish tunes, but linked to religious words,
-the children singing a hymn of the church militant to the melody of
-_Scots wha hae_; while _Ye Banks and Braes_ served as the tender medium
-for stanzas of a more devotional character.
-
-The farmer is a notable figure in one’s Canadian remembrances, the
-agricultural class comprising about half the population. In Ontario
-you will find many old Scotch settlers, and much could be written upon
-their present and past experiences. The times are considerably altered
-from the days when the rough pioneering work had to be done. I once met
-two aged farmers, one of whom had seen eighty-three winters, who had
-emigrated to Canada together about forty years ago, and might have been
-taken for typical old settlers. In telling their primitive toils and
-privations, their weather-beaten faces were lit up with an animation
-that was almost joyous in its character. One related, as if it were
-some rare humour, that his first log-hut in the backwoods was at many
-places open to the heavens, and that frequently he had to dust the snow
-off his blankets before he went to bed. The wintry theme suggests the
-story of a Scottish Canadian who, on a voyage to the mother-country,
-was one day found sleeping on deck, when the captain roused him with a
-natural caution against sunstroke. ‘Sunstroke!’ scornfully replied the
-awakened one. ‘It wad tak’ a’ the sun atween here an’ Greenock to thaw
-the Canada frost oot o’ my head.’
-
-In Salt Lake City there are not a few Scottish Mormons. I chanced to
-have a brief conversation there with a middle-aged Scotchwoman, who was
-a follower of Brigham Young, and who did not hesitate to magnify the
-virtues of polygamy. It turned out, however, that her zeal was largely
-of a theoretical nature, as the good lady did not seem to believe
-in the system so far as it might entail any discomfort upon herself.
-At Omaha I was acquainted with a Highlander who in the first days of
-Mormonism became converted to polygamy, but who ultimately abjured the
-faith. Many a time and oft, in Celtic daring, had he stood on the banks
-of the Missouri River, lifting up his voice in the wilderness like the
-Baptist of old, denouncing Mormonism to the bands of converts as they
-passed over the stream to the ostensible Land of Canaan. His life was
-in daily peril, but he escaped scathless from his self-imposed mission.
-In San Francisco I saw Elder Stenhouse, who had been until lately a
-chief among the Utah Saints. He and his wife, both Scotch people, had
-dedicated themselves honestly to the new faith, but finding out its
-hollowness, they shook off the dust of the desert—there is plenty of
-it—from their shoes, and took farewell of Salt Lake.
-
-In travelling about from place to place you make acquaintance with a
-most interesting type of character—that of the veteran Scotchman. In
-Christchurch, New Zealand, I met a Waterloo veteran, eighty-four years
-of age, yet with erect, military carriage. With vivacious garrulity
-he told that he was born in Fife; that he had lodged at the house of
-Mrs Grant of Laggan; that he knew ‘Jamie Hogg’ and Nathaniel Gow; that
-he had been all through the Peninsular War, had fought at Waterloo,
-and had been on half-pay since 1817. A companion-figure was that
-of the venerable Highlander of King William’s Town, Cape Colony—a
-genial-hearted man, of stern brow and with war-worn features—whose
-talk was a strange blending of pleasant Scottish reminiscence and
-weird stories of Kaffir campaigns in which he had taken part. Again,
-while sailing up the Suez Canal, on the voyage home from India, one of
-my fellow-passengers was an old Scotsman who had fought at Waterloo,
-and was then engaged making a tour of the world. As he said, with
-pleasant pathos: ‘I want to see all that’s to be seen before I’m happit
-up in the mools’—a phrase that can only be inadequately rendered in
-English as ‘lying snug beneath the sod.’ He left the steamer at Port
-Saïd, as he was bound on an excursion to the Holy Land, and as the
-quarter-master offered to carry his portmanteau, the old fellow elbowed
-him aside, exclaiming: ‘Pooh, pooh; I’m a young man yet!’ Last and not
-least notable of this class was an old and well-preserved gentleman
-I met at Wellington, New Zealand. He was an Edinburgh man, and had
-been educated at the university there. He had been acquainted with
-friends of Burns, had known the poet’s ‘Chloris’ and ‘Clarinda,’ and
-in speaking of the Potterrow always seemed to regard it as still a
-fashionable street. To gossip with him was like shaking hands with the
-past.
-
-In going round the world, one is sure to find relatives and souvenirs
-of famous men and women. At Hobart-Town, Tasmania, there resided,
-when I visited the town, the granddaughter of Neil Gow and daughter
-of Nathaniel Gow, the composer of _Caller Herrin’_. In the Waikato
-district of the North Island of New Zealand, about a hundred miles
-from the city of Auckland, lives, I still trust, old Mrs Nicol, mother
-of the late Robert Nicol, the celebrated Perthshire poet. During a
-stormy passage in a small steamer on the New Zealand coast, I had some
-interesting chats with an Irish gentleman who had met and talked with
-Sir Walter Scott in a chapel in Italy, during the closing scenes of
-that busy life. I may add also that at Listowel, in Ontario, I was
-privileged to meet the brother of Dr Livingstone, and was much struck
-with the facial resemblance between him and the great traveller. In the
-University of Dunedin the visitor can see, in a gilt frame, a lock of
-Burns’s hair, labelled ‘A genuine relic of the Poet, and modicum of a
-larger lock owned by Jean Armour.’ A certain country hotel in Tasmania
-lives in my memory from its having distributed through its rooms an
-extraordinary number of pictures of John Knox, the religious character
-of the house being increased by the fact that one of the apartments
-was used as the ‘study’ of the Presbyterian clergyman of the village.
-The name of John Knox, by association, recalls to my mind the incident
-of the eccentric Scot of Kaffraria, South Africa, who had a portrait
-of Mary Queen of Scots hung in his bedroom, and who, every morning on
-rising, stretched his hands towards it, crying: ‘O my poor murdered
-queen!’
-
-The visitor fresh from home is certain of meeting with a kind welcome
-from his countrymen abroad. The welcome need not be on personal
-grounds. An Edinburgh man in Canada once shook my hand warmly, saying:
-‘I dinna ken ye; I never met ye before; but I just want to see a man
-that’s seen Arthur Seat since I saw it.’ The love of home sometimes
-reaches an intense pitch, as in the case of the Scotsman at Fort
-Beaufort, in Cape Colony, who ejaculated: ‘I’d rather gang hame and
-be hanged, than dee here a natural death!’ Again, an old man in New
-Zealand remarked: ‘I doot I’ll no get hame to Scotland again; but if
-onybody said: “Ye shall not go,” I’d be off the morn’s mornin’!’ With
-which forcible yet touching deliverance let these glimpses conclude.
-
-I am afraid that during our brief bird’s-eye view of colonial life,
-the reader has been dragged hither and thither in a somewhat erratic
-course. The irregularity, however, has been more apparent than real.
-Whether amid Canadian snows, New Zealand mountains, Australian bush,
-or South African _veldt_, you meet with the same shrewd, persevering
-Scotsman, steadily moving in his colonial orbit, and moving none the
-less regularly because of the tender gravitation of his heart towards
-the central sphere of patriotic affection—dear though distant Scotland.
-
-
-
-
-IS SMOKING INJURIOUS TO HEALTH?
-
-
-Although the above important question is so frequently asked, more
-especially of medical men, yet their replies are as a general rule
-either of a vague or dogmatic nature that is anything but satisfactory.
-There has been unlimited discussion respecting the injurious effects of
-smoking, ever since the first introduction of tobacco, and a great deal
-of nonsense has unfortunately been urged by enthusiasts on both sides.
-Some have praised tobacco far beyond its merits; while others have so
-enlarged upon its injurious and poisonous qualities as to make one
-wonder that anybody who smokes should be left alive at all. Hitherto,
-however, no satisfactory solution of the problem appears to have been
-arrived at. Our object in this paper will be to deal as concisely as
-possible with the subject upon its merits.
-
-In the first place, we may inform our readers that smoking is and is
-not injurious. This apparently contradictory assertion admits, however,
-of the following explanation. In New England, it has been with truth
-alleged that the thirst induced by smoking is an active incentive to
-alcoholic excess and its attendant evils. Now, on the other hand,
-amongst Asiatic nations the reverse holds good. Mr Lane—translator of
-the _Arabian Nights_—when in the East, noticed that smoking appeared
-to possess a soothing effect, attended with slight exhilaration, and
-that it supplied the place of alcoholic beverages. Mr Layard, whose
-knowledge of eastern nations is most extensive, was also of the same
-opinion. Mr Crawford, again, an authority of high repute as regards
-Asiatic habits, believes the use of tobacco has contributed to the
-sobriety both of Asiatic and European nations. Here we have two
-entirely contradictory results, as, in North America smoking produces
-dissipation; whilst in the East it not only restrains, but takes its
-place. It is therefore to climate, temperament, and bodily constitution
-acting and reacting upon each other, that we may trace so opposite an
-effect.
-
-The chemical constituents of tobacco are three, the due consideration
-of which is highly important. They are: (1) A volatile oil; (2) a
-volatile alkali; (3) an empyreumatic oil. The volatile oil, although
-in minute quantities, has a most powerful action on the physical
-system, even in the smallest dose; and when taken internally, gives
-rise to nausea with giddiness. The volatile alkali is _nicotine_,
-possessing narcotic and very poisonous qualities; so much so indeed,
-that a single drop of it is sufficient to kill a dog. The proportion
-of this substance in the dry tobacco-leaf varies from two to eight per
-cent., according to Professor Johnston, who states that ‘in smoking
-a quarter of an ounce of tobacco, two grains or more of one of the
-most subtle poisons known may be drawn into the smoker’s mouth;’ the
-reason why he is not poisoned being because this deadly juice is not
-concentrated. Empyreumatic oil (from Gr. _empyreuo_, I kindle), the
-third active ingredient of tobacco, is so called to express the burned
-smell and acrid taste which result from the combustion of the tobacco
-during smoking. This oil closely resembles in its action that which is
-produced from poisonous foxglove leaf (_Digitalis purpurea_). A drop
-of empyreumatic oil when applied to the tongue of a cat has produced
-convulsions and death in a few minutes. Reptiles are destroyed by it
-as through an electric shock. It must be borne in mind that these
-three chemical ingredients are _united_ when smoking, and produce to a
-greater or less degree their respective effects. A cigar when smoked
-to the _end_ effectually discharges into the smoker’s mouth everything
-produced by its combustion. When saliva is retained in the mouth, the
-effects of tobacco in one sense become more markedly developed on the
-nervous system. On the other hand, when constant expectoration takes
-place, digestion becomes impaired, from the diminution of saliva,
-which plays an important part in this function. We have heard medical
-men, who were themselves smokers, aver that the former is the least
-of the two evils; which we hope is the case, as the habit of constant
-expectoration in which many smokers indulge, is certainly one of the
-most unpleasant concomitants of the pipe or cigar.
-
-In a purely physiological sense, smoking acts as follows: (1) The
-heart’s action becomes lowered; (2) the elimination of carbonic acid is
-diminished, thus interfering with the respiratory power; (3) the waste
-of the body is checked, and digestion to a certain extent impeded.
-Excessive smoking disorders digestion, and, where the heart is weak,
-often induces disease of that organ. It is by no means uncommon to find
-habitual smokers troubled with dyspepsia. Dr Leared considers excessive
-smoking decidedly productive of indigestion. Dr Pereira, who was a high
-authority on such matters, when alluding to habitual smokers in his
-celebrated _Materia Medica_, observes: ‘The practice, when moderately
-indulged in, provokes thirst, increases the secretion of saliva, and
-produces that remarkably soothing and tranquillising effect upon the
-mind which has caused it to be so much admired and adopted by all
-classes of society, and by all nations civilised and barbarous.’ Later
-on, the same eminent authority states that ‘when indulged in to excess,
-and especially by those unaccustomed to its use, smoking causes nausea,
-trembling, and in some cases paralysis and death.’ Instances are
-recorded of persons killing themselves by smoking seventeen or eighteen
-pipes at a sitting!
-
-In his luminous _Treatise on Poisons_, Dr Christison states that
-‘no well-ascertained ill effects have been shown to result from the
-habitual practice of smoking.’ On the other hand, Dr Prout, a late
-distinguished physician and chemist, was of a different opinion. He
-observes: ‘Tobacco disorders the assimilating functions in general, but
-particularly, I believe, the assimilation of saccharine principle. It
-is the weak and those predisposed to disease who fall victims to its
-poisonous operation, whilst the strong and healthy suffer comparatively
-little therefrom.’ So even this learned physician’s opinion is to a
-certain extent thus modified.
-
-The researches of Dr Richardson, F.R.S., are of immense value with
-regard to the action of tobacco upon the health. He is of opinion that
-there are no grounds for believing that smoking—of course, we infer,
-when indulged in with moderation—can produce organic change. Functional
-disturbances of the heart, brain, and vision, he tells us, may be
-traced to its excessive use. It is universally, however, admitted that
-tobacco, like alcohol—in minute doses—arrests oxidation of living
-tissues, thus checking their disintegration. Dr Richardson, for this
-reason, justly considers smoking highly injurious to the young, causing
-impairment of growth.
-
-In the course of an important discussion which took place between Sir
-Ranald Martin, Mr Solly, Dr Ranking, and other scientific physicians,
-the following important results were arrived at respecting smoking: (1)
-That the habit is only prejudicial when carried to excess; (2) that
-tobacco is innocuous as compared with alcohol, and in no case worse
-than tea, and by the side of high living, contrasts most favourably.
-Whether smoking is or is not injurious to health depends principally
-upon the following conditions: (1) The kind of tobacco smoked; (2) the
-manner in which it is consumed; (3) the amount of tobacco smoked; and
-lastly, when it is indulged in. The great object is to obtain a tobacco
-which possesses the smallest percentage of nicotine. It was formerly
-believed that the best varieties of Havana and Turkish tobacco were the
-most innocuous. According, however, to the recent exhaustive researches
-of Dr George Harley, F.R.S., it appears that the more delicate the
-aroma of tobacco, the more poisonous it becomes. Dr Harley is also
-of opinion that ‘Caporal’ tobacco contains _least nicotine_, and is
-consequently to be preferred by those desirous of health. Pipes made
-of clay, and meerschaums—not foul—are, Dr Richardson considers, in a
-hygienic point of view, superior to cigars and cigarettes. Neither
-cigars nor cigarettes should ever be smoked near the end, as the
-nicotine then is discharged into the mouth in larger proportions. M.
-Melsens, a very distinguished chemist, is of opinion that a plug of
-cotton-wool saturated with a solution of strong citric or tannic acid
-should be inserted in the stem of the pipe, cigar, or cigarette holder.
-By this precaution, the smoke is effectually filtered, ere reaching the
-mouth, as the nicotine would then be seized by and combined with the
-acid. Those who object to this plan on account of its trouble, might
-with advantage place a small piece of plain cotton-wool in the stem
-of their pipe as a filtering agent. This should on each occasion be
-removed and replaced by a fresh one. A more convenient, and probably
-not less effective plug, is a bit of paper crumpled into a soft ball
-and placed in the bottom of the pipe. It acts as an absorbent of the
-objectionable juices which might otherwise find their way into the
-mouth, and can be changed, if the smoker chooses, every time he fills
-his pipe.
-
-From a review of the scientific testimony and physiological facts
-bearing upon this subject, we may safely arrive at the following
-conclusions: (1) That smoking in excess is decidedly an injurious
-habit, frequently causing dyspepsia, and functional diseases of the
-heart, brain, and nervous system. (2) That smoking, even when in
-moderation, is pernicious in early life, also to certain constitutions,
-and in particular conditions of the body. (3) That in adult life and in
-ordinary health, no well-ascertained ill effects have been demonstrated
-as owing their causation to _moderate_ smoking. (4) That the _moderate_
-use of tobacco is not only in many cases a harmless luxury, but
-occasionally, from its soothing and tranquillising influence, a useful
-adjunct. Smoking, even in the strictest moderation, with some persons
-of peculiar idiosyncrasies, acts as a poison, and should therefore be
-avoided, when feelings of discomfort are entailed by its use.
-
-It is impossible to lay down any rule as to the amount of tobacco which
-may be consumed without a deleterious effect upon the health. What
-would be moderation to one is often excess to another, according to
-temperament, habit, and individual peculiarities. Each person ought to
-be able to judge for himself as to what is moderation. The best time
-for smoking is undoubtedly after a meal; and the most injurious, on an
-empty stomach.
-
-In drawing this paper to a close, we cannot do better than by appending
-the following extract, taken from Mr Dawson’s valuable little work on
-longevity. On page sixty-nine of _How to Prolong Life_, when speaking
-of smoking, Mr Dawson observes: ‘All things taken into account, it
-is evident that tobacco in excess is certainly prejudicial to good
-health; in moderation, however, it may be indulged in with comparative
-impunity; but under any circumstances, it should be known that a man
-in health is much better without it. How much more so in the case of
-those who are weakly! Lastly, I desire to impress upon all smokers that
-_moderation_ in this habit is of no small moment, the ill effects being
-proportioned to indulgence.’
-
-
-
-
-TO A CHILD.
-
-
- Kathleen of the glad blue eyes,
- Elf-locks dark and curling—
- Kathleen of the laughing voice,
- Like a wild stream whirling:
- When I gaze into those eyes,
- Deep I read the story
- Of a long-lost Paradise
- And the young world’s glory.
-
- Many a tale of fairyland
- Have we dreamed together,
- By the hearth in shadow-time,
- Out on wind-swept heather.
- Tired, I told of prince and fay,
- Court and castle hoary;
- Give me, sweet, my turn to-day—
- I, too, crave a story.
-
- Blue eyes telling tales to mine
- Darkly raise their fringes:
- Earth had doors to heaven once,
- Wide on golden hinges.
- From beyond, the timeless light
- Banished time and sorrow;
- Child-world had no yesterday,
- Heaven was to-morrow.
-
- Nought was there of languid bloom,
- Frail and fevered splendour,
- Kisses like the daisies thronged,
- Love made greensward tender,
- Truth was sunny as the sky,
- Branching care spread o’er us,
- All that warbled ecstasy
- Made the garden’s chorus.
-
- O thou Eden of the past—
- If I could but find thee,
- All I have, for thee, I’d cast,
- Worthless, vain, behind me—
- When the heaven-gates stood wide,
- And all the air was ringing
- With mingled voices of our home
- And sound of angels singing!
-
- Am I sad? How startled shine
- Those blue eyes in wonder!
- Child, whose heart beats close to mine,
- Far are we asunder.
- Yet, if I would follow thee,
- Oft I marvel whether
- Thou couldst lead me in, to see
- Eden-land together.
-
- M. E. ATTERIDGE.
-
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