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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of Josie O'Gorman and the Meddlesome Major, by
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-Title: Josie O'Gorman and the Meddlesome Major
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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK JOSIE O'GORMAN AND THE MEDDLESOME
-MAJOR ***
-
-
-
-
- Josie O’Gorman
- and the
- Meddlesome Major
-
-
-[Illustration: The package tore and disclosed a mass of filmy
-lace.--Chapter VII]
-
-
-
-
- Josie O’Gorman
-
- and the
-
- Meddlesome Major
-
-
- By
-
- Edith Van Dyne
-
- Author of
-
- The Mary Louise Stories,
- and Josie O’Gorman
-
- [Illustration]
-
- Frontispiece by
- Isabel Bush Mack
-
- The Reilly & Lee Co.
- Chicago
-
-
-
-
- _Printed in the United States of America_
-
-
- _Copyright, 1924
- by_
- The Reilly & Lee Co.
-
- _All Rights Reserved_
-
-
- _Josie O’Gorman and the Meddlesome Major_
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
-
- CHAPTER PAGE
-
- I JOSIE BECOMES A SALES GIRL 7
-
- II THE NEW HOME ON MEADOW STREET 19
-
- III THE NEIGHBORS IN APARTMENT 3 31
-
- IV JOSIE’S LITTLE BLACK BOOK 44
-
- V THE MAJOR TAKES UP A TRAIL 54
-
- VI TOO MANY DETECTIVES 67
-
- VII THE MEDDLESOME MAJOR CALLS 79
-
- VIII MARY KEEPS THE FAITH 87
-
- IX WHO IS MISS FAUNTLEROY? 98
-
- X “THE WATERMELONS HAVE COME” 109
-
- XI MRS. LESLIE WON TO THE CAUSE 118
-
- XII A BOARDING HOUSE HERO 129
-
- XIII JIMMY BLAINE GETS A SCOOP 141
-
- XIV THE QUARREL NEXT DOOR 151
-
- XV JOSIE SETS A TRAP 160
-
- XVI MRS. LESLIE TURNS DETECTIVE 171
-
- XVII THE GIRL IN THE RED TAM 182
-
- XVIII JOSIE O’GORMAN’S VICTORY 191
-
-
-
-
-Josie and the Meddlesome Major
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I
-
-JOSIE BECOMES A SALES GIRL
-
-
-“Not much on looks!”
-
-“Who?”
-
-“That new girl the boss has just hired. Got no style to speak of. I
-reckon they’ll begin her at the notion counter. It don’t take much
-looks to hold down a job there.”
-
-“Brains, perhaps!” suggested a trim looking girl with twinkling grey
-eyes and wavy brown hair, noticeable in that it was not so elaborately
-coiffured as her companions’. “My opinion is, Gertie Wheelan, that Mr.
-Burnett thinks more about brains than beauty where his business is
-concerned.”
-
-“Don’t you fool yourself, Jane Morton. He may hire a plain one now and
-then because the good lookers give out, but take it from me, there
-ain’t a man livin’ that don’t fall for beauty.”
-
-“Well, since you are already so pretty, Gertie, suppose you give
-us folks that run to brains a chance to doll up a bit. You’ve been
-standing in front of that looking glass for ten minutes and lunch
-hour’s most up,” said a stylish little black-eyed girl who might have
-laid claim to beauty as well as wit.
-
-“Stop shoving me, Min,” begged Gertie. “Here, get in front of me. I can
-see over your head, you are such a little thing.”
-
-“I’m young yet,” snapped back Min. “By the time I am as old as you are
-I may grow some.”
-
-Age was Gertie’s tender point and Min’s sally drew a delighted laugh
-from the girls assembled in the employees’ room of the department store
-of Burnett & Burnett.
-
-While they were talking and laughing and primping a young girl quietly
-entered the room, so quietly that she had removed her hat and wrap and
-put them away in the locker room before the group around the mirror
-was even aware of her presence. It was the new girl and Gertie Wheelen
-was right--she was not much on looks, even less than that according
-to the standards of the employees of Burnett & Burnett. She was small,
-sandy haired, and her features, while not displeasing, were without
-distinction; eyes pale blue and nose more or less shapeless. Her mouth
-showed character and her teeth were white and even. Her complexion was
-good, being clear and healthy with a sprinkling of freckles over the
-formless nose.
-
-Gertie was wrong about the lack of style. Josie O’Gorman, while not
-modish, had style; a style that was all her own. She managed by
-arrangement of hair and cut of gown to look enough like other persons
-to pass unnoticed in a crowd, and yet Josie’s dress changed but little
-with the passing fashions and her intimate friends declared that the
-only alteration of hair dressing she ever indulged in was to show her
-ears or not show her ears according to the latest decree of fashion.
-Her dress was always immaculate and always the same--in the winter,
-blue serge with white collars and cuffs for the day, and white canton
-crepe trimmed with lace for evening; in the summer blue linen took the
-place of the blue serge and the canton crepe gave way to white linen or
-organdy. Her immaculate state was due to the fact that she had many
-gowns of the same model and innumerable collars and cuffs which she
-always laundered herself.
-
-“That’s her now,” said Gertie as she caught a glimpse of the new girl
-in the mirror over Min’s head.
-
-“She!” corrected Jane Morton. “The last lecture on salesmanship laid
-especial stress on the importance of good English.”
-
-Josie bowed politely and smiled pleasantly but impersonally at the
-girls.
-
-“How do you do?” said Jane. “I hope you will like Burnett & Burnett’s.
-It is really a great place to work. I want to introduce you to the
-girls.”
-
-“Glad to meet all of you--my name’s Josie O’Gorman.”
-
-“Where are you to begin?” asked Gertie.
-
-“Tapes, darning cotton and the like.”
-
-“What did I tell you?” Gertie whispered audibly to Min.
-
-“It is a good counter,” said Min. “It’s in the middle of the store
-where you can see everything that goes on. I tell you a lot is going on
-here lately--more ‘kleps’ have been busy. I’ve been working for Burnett
-& Burnett ever since I was a kid and I know they have lost more in the
-last month than they have since I was a cash girl. Seems like things
-just vanish. It certainly made me hot when that box of point lace just
-disappeared off the face of the earth. I wish Mr. Burnett would take me
-away from the lace counter and put me over with the safety pins. Nobody
-ever bothers to steal safety pins from a shop but just borrows them
-from friends.”
-
-Josie laughed and decided she was going to like little Min and Jane
-Morton.
-
-“Do you think somebody stole the whole box of point lace?” Josie asked.
-
-“No I don’t think it--I _know_ it. One minute it was there and the next
-minute it wasn’t there. I reported it the second that I missed it and
-Major Simpson, the detective, got busy right off but it was remnant
-day and the store was packed and jammed with bargain hunters and that
-lace was gone and gone for good. I sure did feel bad about it. I had
-to go up to the office and answer a million questions and before they
-got through with me I felt like I had swallowed the stuff and it was
-choking me. There was about five hundred dollars worth of lace in that
-box.”
-
-“Well how’d you like to be me and have some woman walk off with a
-whole bottle of perfume at ten dollars an ounce?” asked Gertie. “Old
-Burnett was sniffin’ around me so any body’d a thought I’d taken a bath
-in the stuff. I just howled and cried to beat the band. I made so much
-racket it took six floor walkers and the boss to pacify me and they
-finally sent me home in a taxi. I reckon the next time a thief gets
-busy at the toilet goods counter they won’t call on me to testify.”
-
-“Your tears cost ten dollars an ounce, do they?” laughed Josie.
-
-“Exactly!”
-
-“I fawncy the thief is someone from the outside,” drawled a girl who
-had hitherto been silent and who had been introduced to Josie as Miss
-Fauntleroy either because Jane Morton did not know her first name or
-did not care to use it. Miss Fauntleroy was a very striking looking
-young woman, tall, slender, and broad shouldered; a decided brunette
-with wonderfully arched brows and lashes long enough to marcel, at
-least so her co-workers at Burnett & Burnett’s declared. Her blue-black
-hair was done after the latest mode, with waves and puffs and ringlets
-galore and never a lock out of place even after the strenuous ordeal
-of bargain day. Her voice was a deep contralto with a slightly foreign
-intonation, although she had divulged to Min that she was born in
-Hoboken, New Jersey, and intimated that she had cultivated the drawl
-and accent because she considered it elegant.
-
-Of course Min had handed this information on to her best friends and it
-had become common property at the department store that Miss Fauntleroy
-was not near so mysterious as she would have one think. Her hands and
-feet were large but her shoes were stylishly cut and her nails showed
-much care and attention. She walked with a slow swinging gait and
-seemed never to be in a hurry, even when closing hour was approaching.
-She had proven herself an efficient saleswoman in the jewel and novelty
-department.
-
-Josie O’Gorman’s ostensible business at Burnett & Burnett’s was the
-selling of tapes and darning cotton, and so ably did she play the
-part of shop girl that no one but her employers dreamed she was there
-for any other purpose. There was nothing in the girl’s appearance to
-indicate that she was the cleverest detective of her age and sex in the
-United States.
-
-Shoplifting had developed into a serious matter in the department store
-of Burnett & Burnett, so serious that they had found it necessary to
-call in outside help on their detective force. Up to this time the
-detective force had been more or less of a farce since it was what the
-younger member of the firm, Mr. Theodore Burnett, designated as an
-inherited failing, one handed down from father to son to grandsons. The
-“force” consisted of one old gentleman known as Major Simpson.
-
-“I’m not saying poor old Simpson is not a good man, as good as they
-make them,” Mr. Theodore Burnett said to Josie when she reported to the
-firm in regard to entering their employ.
-
-“Good man but poor detective,” put in the elder brother, Mr. Charles
-Burnett. “See here, Miss O’Gorman, we’ve got you over here from
-Dorfield because Captain Lonsdale has recommended you so highly. I
-fancy there are detectives right here in our own city of Wakely that
-could do the business for us but you understand we don’t want poor old
-Simpson to know we are employing outside help. He is very touchy--”
-
-“And very conceited!” interrupted Mr. Theodore.
-
-“Be that as it may, we don’t want to hurt his feelings as he has been
-with the firm from the beginning. My grandfather stated in his will
-that Major Simpson should have a job with us as long as he wanted it
-and after that was to be pensioned.”
-
-“But the old duck refuses to be pensioned although we offered to pay
-him more for not working than for working,” laughed Mr. Theodore.
-
-“I rather like that in him,” said Josie. “But now to come down to
-what you want me to do. As I understand it I am to be employed by you
-secretly and you are to turn me loose, giving me carte blanche as to my
-methods.”
-
-“Ahem!” hesitated Mr. Charles, who had his own idea about how
-everything connected with the department store should be run. “N-n-ot
-exactly.”
-
-“Of course you are to work it your own way,” put in Theodore. “My
-brother just means he’d take it as a favor if you report to us now and
-then.”
-
-“Naturally! Well then, in the first place perhaps I had better have
-another name to start with as somebody may know my true name. Not
-because of my own reputation as a detective--I have none to speak
-of--but because of my father’s. Perhaps you are aware of the fact that
-my father was one of the most able detectives in America, and that
-means the world, because we are up with the French and ahead of the
-Russians in the detective business.”
-
-The Burnetts did not know it but they had the tact to pretend they did,
-so Josie’s one tender point was spared a jab. Mary Smith was agreed
-upon as a good working name and the notion counter as a fair vantage
-point from which to view the comings and goings of possible shoplifters.
-
-“I should like a list of the names and addresses of all your
-employees,” suggested Josie.
-
-“Certainly, Miss O’Gorman,” agreed the brothers.
-
-“Smith! Just forget my name is O’Gorman, please.”
-
-“Oh, sure! Miss Smith!”
-
-At this juncture there came a light knock on the door and without
-waiting for permission a dapper little old gentleman entered the
-private office of the president. Josie decided that the new comer
-was as pompous in the back as he was in the front and when he seated
-himself stiffly in a high backed chair she came to the conclusion
-that he had achieved something which she had hitherto considered
-impossible--for a person to be as pompous sitting down as standing up.
-Evidently there was no doubt in the old gentleman’s mind that he was a
-more important personage than either the president or vice-president
-of Burnett & Burnett’s. As for the little sandy haired shop girl, who
-was no doubt being employed by the firm--she was of no importance
-whatsoever.
-
-“I wish to speak with you alone, Mr. Charles. Of course Mr. Theodore
-may remain if he so desires, but--” he looked meaningly at Josie,
-“others may retire. New girl, I presume.”
-
-“Yes--let me introduce you to Miss O’Gorman, Major Simpson,” said the
-senior member of the firm.
-
-“Smith,” hastily corrected the junior member. Major Simpson did not
-hear the correction and Josie was registered on the tablets of the old
-gentleman’s memory as O’Gorman and O’Gorman she was forced to remain,
-since it was deemed wiser not to take the present incumbent of house
-detective into their confidence and being introduced by one name and
-employed by another would certainly have caused suspicion.
-
-“I am sorry Brother Charles made the break,” Theodore said as he
-accompanied Josie to the elevator, leaving his brother alone with Major
-Simpson.
-
-“Oh, that’s all right,” laughed Josie. “I’m not much on aliases anyhow
-and really prefer working in my own name. Please let me have the list
-of employees and their addresses as soon as possible.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-THE NEW HOME ON MEADOW STREET
-
-
-Wakely classed itself as a city, while Dorfield was content to be
-listed as a mere town that might someday grow up. In spite of its size,
-Wakely seemed to our young detective to be a very lonesome place on
-that first Sunday she was compelled to spend away from all her dear
-friends in Dorfield, where she had lived since her father’s death.
-There were plenty of people in Wakely, too many people, in fact,
-making the housing problem a serious one. But nobody knew Josie and
-nobody cared to know her. Nobody paid the least attention to her at
-the beautiful old church where she had gone to worship in the morning;
-nobody spoke to her at the clean little restaurant where she had eaten
-her Sunday dinner; and now as she sat on a bench in the city park,
-nobody in all the surging throngs out for the usual Sunday stroll even
-so much as glanced her way.
-
-Josie was not inclined to be lonesome. She was too interested in people
-and things to think very much of her own aloneness, but there were
-times when in spite of herself she felt a crying need for a real home
-of her own; something more than the partitioned off rear end of a shop,
-which was where she had been living for some time before coming to
-Wakely. The place was called The Higgledy Piggledy Shop, conducted by
-Josie and her friends Elizabeth Wright and Irene Mae Farlane, and they
-had managed it to their profit and to the delectation of the citizens
-of Dorfield, who found in it a long felt want.
-
-If the Higgledy Piggledies did not have what you wanted they would
-get it for you, and if they could not do what you wished done they
-would see to it that someone else did do it. For Josie the shop was
-in reality a side line of the detective business, but it was of great
-interest to her and she missed the gay chatter of the partners, the
-daily visits of her dear Mary Louise--young Mrs. Danny Dexter--and
-she sorely missed the kindly interest and advice of Captain Charlie
-Lonsdale, the Chief of Police of Dorfield. He it was who had so highly
-recommended Josie to Burnett & Burnett.
-
-“I almost wish he hadn’t,” sighed Josie as she sat on the park bench in
-the wintry sunshine and watched the people of Wakely swarm past. “I
-don’t care much who steals the stupid old dry-goods. It’s a dull job
-and I’d be glad to be out of it.”
-
-“Hello! There’s somebody I know--but who on earth is it? Where have I
-seen that boy before? Certainly I don’t remember ever having laid eyes
-on his companions, rare birds that they are!”
-
-Many persons pride themselves on never forgetting a face, but Josie
-might have patted herself on the back for never forgetting a pair of
-shoulders, a set of head, a contour of cheek or chin. However, she was
-completely baffled by the youth who had passed her as she sat on the
-hard, cold bench. Our little detective was irritated that she could not
-remember where she had seen that turn of cheek and line of shoulder, so
-irritated that she decided the seat in the park was very uncomfortable
-and she would trail along behind the trio and find out something about
-them. Her curiosity was idle but was it not Sunday afternoon? Why not
-let curiosity be idle as well as persons?
-
-The man and woman walking with the youth appeared too young to be the
-father and mother of the boy and too old to be brother and sister, yet
-there was an intangible resemblance to both that led Josie to conclude
-they were his parents. The man was swarthy, black-eyed, and flashily
-dressed in a checked suit, gray spats and a brown derby. He walked with
-a slight swagger, twirling a slender cane in his lemon colored gloved
-hand.
-
-The woman was small, inclined to be stout, and a great mop of henna
-colored hair elaborately dressed in waves and puffs defied oversight
-and invited scrutiny. She wore a handsome fur cloak and a purple velvet
-hat. Her cheeks and lips were tinted a bright coral and her nose was
-powdered like a marshmallow. In spite of the paint and powder there was
-something youthful and attractive about the woman. She walked with a
-light step and had a gay bird-like manner.
-
-The younger man, or boy--he looked about eighteen, Josie decided--had
-an elegance that his companions lacked, although they would have been
-greatly astonished had they been told that the quiet unimportant little
-person, whom they had passed in the park and who later had passed
-them on the sidewalk, considered them anything but the last cry of
-elegance and fashion. Josie was able to get a good look at the trio at
-a crossing. Undoubtedly the boy was the son of the bizarre couple. He
-had his father’s bold black eyes and his mother’s delicate tilted nose
-and softly rounded cheek.
-
-“Where--where have I seen him before?” Josie asked herself. “Never
-mind, I’ll remember someday. In the mean time I think I’ll find out
-where they live--not that it is any of my business--but one never can
-tell when information will come in handy in this business of detecting
-criminals. Anyhow I don’t trust those two, although I reckon the boy is
-all right. He looks too young to be anything else but all right and he
-looks honest, at least he looks honest in contrast to his father. My
-opinion is that the old one is in checks now but has been in stripes,
-or should have been. I wonder what they do. People, I’ll bet anything,
-and they do them brown while they are about it.”
-
-Josie stopped to look in a window in order to let the trio get ahead
-of her and then nonchalantly followed them at a safe distance. They
-talked animatedly and their gestures were decidedly foreign-like in
-their swift and jerky repetition. It was impossible for Josie to catch
-what they were saying without seeming too interested in them, but it
-was easy to see that both man and woman were endeavoring to pacify the
-youth and persuade him to do something to which he was opposed. Once he
-stopped short on the sidewalk and Josie came within earshot as the boy
-said in a tone of suppressed violence:
-
-“I tell you I’m sick of the whole game. I’m going to quit!”
-
-“Oh, Roy, darling, not just now,” purred the woman, and Josie noted
-that the R in Roy and darling was softly rolled, giving a slightly
-foreign accent. “Not now when--” but the woman whispered the rest and
-the listener could not hear what was the big reason for not quitting
-just yet, nor could she gather what the game was that Roy wanted to
-quit.
-
-The man said nothing, merely stood gnawing his moustache in a manner
-highly melodramatic and cut the air viciously with his slender cane.
-Josie loitered after them, wondering what part of the city they lived
-in, what they did for a living, and in the back of her brain was always
-the question: “Where have I seen the boy before?”
-
-Josie was stopping for the time being at a hotel, though she realized
-it would never do for it to be known that a shop girl was living so
-extravagantly. Early in life Josie O’Gorman had learned from her
-illustrious father that in the detective business no detail was too
-small to be overlooked. If one was supposed to be a shop girl then
-one must live, eat, dress, act and talk like a shop girl. After three
-days at Burnett & Burnett’s Josie had come to the conclusion that shop
-girls were like any other wage earning girls, some silly, some clever;
-some educated, some ignorant; some inclined to put all their earnings
-on their backs, some saving up for a rainy day; but none of them were
-able to live in hotels. So, to play the part, she must bestir herself
-and find other quarters. The firm was paying her handsomely for her
-time and she could well afford to keep her comfortable room and bath.
-She was tempted to do it and give a false address if any of the girls
-should ask her where she lived but she remembered one of her father’s
-favorite sayings:
-
- “Oh, what a tangled web we weave
- When first we practice to deceive.”
-
-This old saying had decided the matter for her and on that Sunday
-afternoon she had armed herself with clippings from the “Boarders
-Wanted” column in the morning paper and was determined to go the
-rounds and settle herself as soon as possible. The trio she was
-following turned the corner. Josie turned after them. Glancing at the
-street sign she read that she was on Meadow Street. Several of the ads
-were on Meadow Street. She ran quickly through them.
-
-The man, woman and youth went in at No. 11. It was a shabby, drab
-looking apartment house. Yes, there was a room for rent in that very
-house--“Widow and daughter wish to rent room to young business woman.
-11 East Meadow, apartment 4.”
-
-Josie had liked the ad from the beginning. “They don’t flaunt their own
-refinement in their ad and they say business woman instead of business
-lady. They delicately inform the public that there is no brute of a
-husband around. On the whole I believe I’ll rent a room at 11 East
-Meadow. I can keep my eye on those flashy folk if I do. I suppose it’s
-none of my business--but one never can tell.”
-
-Josie noticed that the interesting trio went in the house without
-ringing one of the bells displayed in the lobby. “That means they
-either live here or are intimate with someone who does,” was her
-conclusion.
-
-Apartment 4 proved to be one of the back ones on the lower floor. The
-family who had so interested Josie had entered the one marked 3. After
-ringing the bell of No. 4, Josie had peered into the dark hall and had
-plainly seen the fur coat of the henna haired woman disappear through
-the door after the man in the checked suit had opened it with a latch
-key.
-
-“That settles me,” thought Josie. “I’ll take this room if the widow and
-her daughter turn out to be most undesirable landladies in Wakely.”
-
-Fortunately they turned out to be pleasant folk who had seen better
-days, to which the refinement and taste in the furnishings of their
-living room gave mute evidence. The tiny bedroom advertised for rent
-suited Josie perfectly; suited also the part she must play as a new
-shop girl at Burnett & Burnett’s with but little money to spend on
-sleeping quarters.
-
-Mrs. Leslie did hemstitching and fine embroidery to eke out the salary
-her daughter made as a stenographer. The home was neat, and while
-Josie’s room had only one very small window, it did not open on a court
-but had a view of a small back yard which Mrs. Leslie informed her
-would later prove a great pleasure to them all.
-
-“It is really quite sweet, and the janitor says that in the spring
-we may plant all the seeds there we want to. Mary and I will be much
-happier if we have a place where we can dig. We never quite get over
-longing for the country.”
-
-Everything being satisfactory, Josie moved in that very evening, the
-question of references being waived because Mrs. Leslie had a feeling
-when she looked in Josie’s honest face that she was going to like her;
-and since one of the trusted employees of Burnett & Burnett’s came from
-her county that fact was enough to guarantee the goodness of any one of
-his fellow employees.
-
-“We are sorry not to give you your meals,” said Mrs. Leslie, “but Mary
-and I live so simply.”
-
-“You couldn’t live too simply for me,” declared Josie, “but I wouldn’t
-be any trouble to you for worlds. I can easily get my meals at one of
-the many restaurants near here.”
-
-“Oh Mother, couldn’t we?” asked Mary. “Anyhow just breakfast--” and
-Mrs. Leslie decided they could manage breakfast and dinner too. So
-Josie was installed as a lodger and boarder and soon the lonesome
-feeling departed as she began to think that perhaps Wakely was not such
-a dismally lonely city after all.
-
-The Leslies were a gentle, pleasant, kindly pair, and Josie was sorely
-tempted to tell them all about herself; how she happened to be in
-Wakely and what her real profession was. But she remembered in time
-what her father used to say, holding up a forefinger in impressive
-fashion:
-
-“You know and I know and that makes eleven.”
-
-So Josie held her tongue. She was such an “eloquent listener” that
-persons were inclined to tell her all about themselves and to forget to
-ask for the story of her life. The Leslies were like most others and
-found themselves chatting away to their new lodger with little or no
-restraint. She found out they were strangers in Wakely, having lived
-there only two months, knowing very few people in the town and none of
-the fellow tenants.
-
-“We don’t even know the people who live right next to us,” said Mary.
-“Mother says she is glad we don’t but I must confess I’d rather like
-to know the boy. He is so handsome and kind of sad looking. I can’t
-say much for the sister, though. She is handsome enough but at times a
-little coarse and rough. The boy is at home only on Saturday afternoons
-and Sunday. I have an idea he and his sister are not on very good
-terms. I have never yet seen them go anywhere together. I can’t see
-why, because if I had a brother I’d be tagging on after him all the
-time.”
-
-“Especially if he were such a good looking brother as you say this
-young man next door is,” laughed Josie.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-THE NEIGHBORS IN APARTMENT 3
-
-
-Josie reported for work bright and early Monday morning, so early that
-she was able to have a private interview with Mr. Theodore Burnett
-before the business of selling notions was booked to begin. He had the
-list of employees and their addresses all neatly typed, also in what
-department of the store each one worked.
-
-“I may not be able to keep up the farce of selling notions for very
-long,” Josie explained to him. “You may have to pretend to suspend me
-or something so I can have time to be a detective but I’d like to hang
-on there for a few days so I can get the run of things.”
-
-“Suit yourself, young lady! We are in your hands. By the way, old Major
-Simpson was rather curious about you. I do not understand why he wanted
-to know so much about you.”
-
-“I don’t either. Perhaps he met my father in days gone by.”
-
-Whatever the reason, Josie could but notice that the pompous old
-detective spent a great deal of time hanging around the notion counter.
-He seemed to be vastly interested in what she was doing and was
-constantly bumping into her whenever she left her department. She even
-fancied he dogged her footsteps when she went out to lunch, and was
-sure that he followed her all the way home.
-
-“It can’t be my beauty that is attracting him, because there is no such
-thing; and it can’t be my wit, for he has not heard me say a word. It
-must be that I look like my father and somewhere in his profession as
-detective he met my father.”
-
-It was a well known fact that Detective O’Gorman had been one of the
-homeliest men in the service, but such was his little daughter’s
-admiration for him that she never could get a compliment that pleased
-her so much as for someone to say she resembled him in the slightest
-degree.
-
-“Old Major Simpson would have been a joke to him, but there may be some
-intelligence in the old fellow after all. There certainly is if he
-admired my father.” So thought Josie as she walked through the streets
-of Wakely, conscious that a bombastic old gentleman was dogging her
-footsteps. In her work of selling notions she was sure that never a
-paper of pins was sold by her without the house detective’s knowledge.
-At first it irritated her, but in the end she found it an amusing game
-to elude his watchful eye.
-
-By carefully studying the list of employees she soon was able to fit
-name to face over the whole store and place each person in his or her
-proper department. Then came the job of finding the address of each
-employee.
-
-“It seems to me important to know if any of them are living beyond
-their means,” she explained to Mr. Theodore when he asked her why
-she went to work in such a systematic manner. “When persons begin
-to do that, then it’s time to look out. They have a motive for
-getting-rich-quick, and sometimes when there is a motive the action
-follows fast.”
-
-Poor old Major Simpson had a hard time keeping up with Josie. Every
-evening after the store was closed the girl made it her business to
-check off a certain number of fellow workers, quietly rounding up their
-homes, sometimes walking with them under a pretext of having business
-in their neighborhoods, sometimes merely following them. The panting
-and puffing detective lost the scent continually, and then Josie felt
-sorry for him and made it easier for him the next time. Gradually she
-made friends with the employees, careful always to be the listener
-and for that reason universally popular. So completely did she efface
-herself when she happened to make one of a crowd that the girls would
-actually forget her presence.
-
-Miss Fauntleroy, the tall handsome girl at the jewel counter, was one
-person to whom Josie found it difficult to make up. She had a cold
-manner and attended strictly to business. The address given on the list
-was a suburban one, 10 Linden Row, Linden Heights, and Josie was forced
-to put off looking into her surroundings until the winter weather
-abated somewhat in its ferocity.
-
-“Not that I mind the weather,” she said to herself, “but it would be
-too bad to take the old Major out where there are no paved streets
-while snow is up to one’s knees. He might catch his death.”
-
-There was a let up in the shoplifting, no trouble having occurred
-since Josie entered the employ of Burnett & Burnett. She had been with
-them two weeks and except for the fact that she proved to be an able
-saleswoman of notions, she had accomplished nothing.
-
-“You had better dismiss me and let me go back home,” she said to Mr.
-Theodore. “You certainly have no need of me here, and the Higgledy
-Piggledy Shop is missing me sorely.”
-
-“Not at all!” declared the junior member of the firm. “We have plenty
-of need of you. It may be that there is no shoplifting because the
-thief is afraid of you.”
-
-“But how could he know I was here?”
-
-“Perhaps others know of the fame of your father as well as old Simpson.”
-
-“Perhaps--but after all I am not supposed to be so much a watchdog as a
-blood hound. If detectives were simply preventives they would lose all
-their cunning and skill from disuse. I am sure you could find a cheaper
-watchdog than I am.”
-
-“Well, we are not kicking about the price so why need you?”
-
-Josie had had many interviews with the members of the firm and felt
-they were her friends and respected her. She especially liked Mr.
-Theodore, who seemed somewhat more progressive than his brother, but
-both of them were kindly and courteous. Mr. Theodore, who was an old
-bachelor, had invited Josie to dine with his family; insisting that his
-mother and sisters would come and call on her and that they would be
-delighted to make her acquaintance, but Josie had firmly refused.
-
-“Not while I am selling notions,” she had laughed. “It would leak out
-in the store somehow and then someone would suspect immediately that
-I was not what I seem to be. Major Simpson is already worried about
-me and my job. I’ll wager he is standing outside of this door right
-now and his moustache and goatee are both bristling with curiosity
-concerning what the business is that brings me to your private office
-before opening hours. He would have his ear at the key hole if he dared
-and if his sense of dignity didn’t forbid. Why don’t you take him into
-your confidence? It doesn’t seem quite fair somehow.”
-
-“Fair enough! If he wasn’t so conceited we might have you work with
-him but he is so cock sure of his own ability. I give you my word,
-Miss O’Gorman, he has never yet landed a shoplifter. Sometimes they
-have been caught by clerks or floor walkers, but old Simpson can’t see
-beyond his own embonpoint. Of course if you want his help--”
-
-“Heavens, no!” laughed Josie, “but I should like to know what he knows
-about me and my being here, and why he doesn’t come out and say so if
-he does know who I am. Is he at all peeved with you and Mr. Burnett,
-your brother?”
-
-“Not at all. In fact, he seems especially delighted with us as well as
-himself. I can always tell when he is pleased by the way he smiles on
-me and strokes his goatee.”
-
-Three weeks had passed and Josie felt she was not earning her salt.
-Carefully she watched the lower floor of the store from the vantage
-ground of the notion counter. Two bargain Fridays had come and gone and
-as far as Burnett & Burnett could tell not one single person had left
-their emporium without either paying or promising to pay for the goods
-carried off.
-
-The evenings with the Leslies were quiet and peaceful. The neighbors at
-No. 3 left early and returned late. Josie occasionally caught a glimpse
-of the man and his wife but she had not seen the girl. The youth, she
-had encountered twice in the street and still his appearance puzzled
-her. She was more certain than ever that she had seen him before, but
-where?
-
-“I believe they are kind and charitable, anyhow,” said Mary. “I met a
-terrible looking old beggar in the hall coming from their apartment and
-I am sure they had given him something because the lady spoke to him
-in such a gentle tone and he answered her gently and--”
-
-“What did they say?” asked Josie.
-
-“I couldn’t make out, but it sounded kind of foreign. That made me
-think maybe the woman has found out there is someone of her nationality
-here in Wakely and she is kind to him because he is from her own
-country.” Mary was the type that always made the best of everything and
-everybody.
-
-“Well, for my part, I think it is a great mistake to encourage tramps
-and beggars,” said Mrs. Leslie. “Now in the country we never could do
-it. If we even so much as fed one tramp we had a swarm of them coming
-to us for years. My husband once gave one an old suit of clothes and
-some shoes and after I had fed him Mr. Leslie told him he could spend
-the night in the barn because it was coming up to snow. After that a
-week never passed that some disreputable old bum didn’t come whining to
-my back door. It kept up until we had the road gate painted, posts and
-all, and then they let up on us and we began to think that the first
-one had put the tramp’s mark on our gate and all the others read it and
-knew we were kind hearted. Of course the paint destroyed the mark.”
-
-“What a wonderful mark to have on your gate!” exclaimed Mary. “I wish I
-knew what it was and could put one on our door.”
-
-“Perhaps one is there,” suggested Josie, “and I saw it and ventured in.”
-
-“I don’t want any real tramps around here,” insisted Mrs. Leslie. “You,
-Josie, are less like a tramp than any one I ever saw. I felt safe with
-you from the moment you entered the door and I never have felt safe
-with any tramp. I don’t like to think that tramps might be coming in
-and out of this house and if I ever see or hear of another one being in
-the hall I am going to complain to the landlord.”
-
-“Oh, Mother, please don’t! What would our neighbors think of us?”
-
-“It makes mighty little difference what they think. People who don’t
-speak our language and have tramps calling on them have no business
-thinking.”
-
-Josie laughed. Mrs. Leslie’s feeling in regard to tramps and foreigners
-was a common one with persons born and raised in the country. They
-encouraged neither tramping nor immigration.
-
-“We have two beggars at Burnett & Burnett’s,” said Josie, “one at the
-front entrance and one at the back. It is against my principles to
-give to street beggars but I have a hard time getting by those two. The
-Associated Charities are constantly asking the public not to encourage
-beggars but send them to the A. C. so that they can look into their
-cases. I am sure they are right, and good citizens should uphold them;
-but beggars such as we have at our front and back entrances seem to be
-able to appeal against reason and I am sure they reap a substantial
-harvest. When charitable ladies get up tag days for their pet concerns
-they should man the stations with just such beggars instead of
-attractive young girls.”
-
-“I thought begging on the street was against the city ordinances,” said
-Mrs. Leslie.
-
-“Oh, they get around all laws by pretending to sell something. This
-beggar man at the front door sells lead pencils and the woman at the
-back goes through the motions of selling newspapers. She never has the
-last edition and always whines if anyone wants change. She is a husky
-looking person and I believe is well fed, in spite of the pretext she
-makes of dining off crusts.”
-
-“Poor thing!” exclaimed Mary. “I’m sorry for her even though she may be
-a fraud.”
-
-“Of course there is no easy way of making an honest living,” laughed
-Josie, “whether it be pounding a typewriter or--selling notions.” It
-was on the tip of Josie’s tongue to say lying in wait for shoplifters.
-“Begging is not such a bad way to spend your time if you are interested
-in human nature. Of course it must be rather hard on the man at the
-front entrance because he wears a patch over one eye and part of his
-game is to keep the other one half shut. That means he can’t see all
-that is going on, but who knows? He may be able to see more with half
-an eye than many persons can with two wide open ones.”
-
-“The beggar I saw in the hall had a patch over his eye. I noticed it
-particularly, and felt sorrier than ever for him. I’d have given him
-something if he hadn’t hurried away so fast when I came in.”
-
-“A great many beggars seem to be minus one eye,” said Josie. “I
-remember reading once of a great French detective who captured a
-notorious criminal, who was operating as a blind beggar with a patch
-over his eye, because the _pseudo_-beggar inadvertently changed blind
-eyes. The detective had passed him many times on the Pont Neuf in
-Paris, where the beggar had stood for weeks and weeks whining a pitiful
-tale. Now this detective, like all good ones, let nothing escape him,
-and he had noticed that the blind beggar wore a patch over his right
-eye. One morning the patch had moved to the left one. That set Mr.
-Detective to thinking and he watched the man. When darkness came the
-man stopped begging for the day, hobbled from the bridge into a nearby
-crooked street and there he straightened up, took off the telltale
-patch and walked briskly along the side walk. Then it was an easy
-matter to track him to his luxurious lair. Begging was merely a side
-line, as burglary on a large scale was his real profession. He was
-attempting to conceal his identity under the cloak of a mendicant.”
-
-“I still say, poor fellow,” said Mary.
-
-“And I say,” said Mrs. Leslie shrewdly, “that if I were a detective
-I’d wonder what on earth made you, Josie, go into being a shop girl. I
-begin to think it is nothing but a side line with you.”
-
-Josie, being completely off her guard, hardly knew how to answer Mrs.
-Leslie. She did not deem it wise to take mother and daughter into
-her confidence concerning her true business in Wakely. She blushed
-and stammered like a veritable novice at the game of concealment and
-falteringly assured Mrs. Leslie that she had been forced into selling
-notions because of reverses in her family fortunes.
-
-“To be sure the wages are not so very high,” she continued, “but
-Burnett & Burnett’s is a pleasant place in which to work. Then, too, it
-is so nice to be here with you and Mary that I don’t mind being in a
-store all day.”
-
-Mrs. Leslie expressed herself as satisfied concerning her lodger’s
-profession but she afterwards said to her daughter: “She has a kind
-of high-brow way with her at times that makes me doubt her being just
-a poor girl; and her clothes, while they are simple, are made of such
-good material. You can’t fool me on dry-goods. I tell you, Mary,
-Josie’s dresses are made out of stuff that cost five dollars a yard.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-JOSIE’S LITTLE BLACK BOOK
-
-
-“Now I’ve talked too much!” Josie took herself to task after retiring
-to her room. “Mrs. Leslie has some kind of suspicion concerning me and
-it is all my own fault. I wonder what my father would have done under
-the circumstances.”
-
-She took from her top drawer a little leather book; her most valued
-possession and without which she never traveled. It was a chunky little
-book, evidently home made. The pages were covered with neatly written
-lines which, to the uninitiated, looked like so much Greek script. It
-was in reality a cryptic shorthand invented by Detective O’Gorman and
-known only to him and his daughter and one other--a certain criminal,
-Felix Markham. How he came to know this family code is another story
-altogether. At any rate, in the United States Josie was the only person
-who could make heads or tails of this writing, as her dear father had
-gone to that far country where detectives find no work to do, and
-Markham had fled to China after having executed a daring escape from
-the penitentiary.
-
-In this little book the detective had inscribed many homely sayings,
-some original but most of them borrowed from Poor Richard’s Almanac,
-the Proverbs of Solomon and other like sources. Josie often amused
-her friends by quoting these bits of wisdom as though her dear father
-had been responsible for all of them. Also in this book was written
-much that was interesting and valuable concerning criminals with
-whom O’Gorman had come in contact; descriptions of their appearance,
-habits and peculiarities, as well as the lists of their aliases and
-professions engaged in as blinds.
-
-All of this was interesting reading and Josie never tired of conning
-over the difficult script. Reading between the lines she caught hints
-of successes which the noted criminologist was too modest even to put
-in his diary, although it was written in a shorthand known only to
-himself and his daughter and was meant for no other eyes.
-
-On this night it was not her father’s successes that interested Josie,
-but his failures. The last twenty pages of the little book were filled
-with his failures and analyses of why he had failed, also admonitions
-to his daughter as to what she should avoid in the way of pitfalls for
-a detective.
-
-“When you find you have aroused suspicion in the mind of someone as to
-your real business which it is perhaps expedient to conceal, do not
-be too quick to allay those suspicions as the person concerned will
-no doubt be on the lookout to trap you. If, in the course of time,
-you quietly do or say again the same thing that first aroused the
-suspicion in the mind of the person and then, being on your guard, make
-some casual explanation, it will be more convincing than changing too
-quickly and appearing for that reason rather unnatural. For instance,
-if, the better to catch a criminal, you have been taking the part of
-a lowly person, say a dishwasher in a restaurant, and inadvertently
-you show yourself to be educated--do not immediately revert to slang
-and double negatives to throw the person to whom you have revealed
-your culture off the scent, but rather show other bits of learning and
-then have a plausible story ready to account for a dishwasher knowing
-something beyond hot suds and drainers and tea towels.”
-
-“There I am!” exclaimed Josie. “I am not sure just what it was that
-started Mrs. Leslie but I think it was the free and easy gabble about
-Paris bridges and luxurious lairs. Now I must bring up the subject
-again and talk some more about the same thing and then give her some
-kind of song and dance that will sound plausible enough to throw her
-off the scent. Then I’ll jump back to the subject of bone buttons and
-linen tape and maybe haul in something about a handsome floor walker at
-Burnett & Burnett’s.”
-
-Satisfied with the plan, Josie devoutly closed her little book and went
-peacefully to sleep, wickedly hoping that somebody would do a little
-shoplifting the next day to keep her from dying of ennui.
-
-Breakfast was hurried and she had little time to talk to Mrs. Leslie.
-One could not be very tactful nor use much finesse with a mouth full
-of hot oatmeal porridge. To talk about the crime wave in Paris so
-early in the morning would be ridiculous. It must keep until evening.
-Perhaps she was mistaken about Mrs. Leslie having any suspicion of her.
-Mary was as gentle and lovely as ever and her mother was certainly
-most considerate and cordial in her insistence that Josie should have
-another cup of coffee. After all, she had nothing to conceal--that is,
-nothing that would be to her discredit. It was only that she deemed it
-wiser to keep to herself her real business in Wakely. Of course if Mrs.
-Leslie became too suspicious it would be a simple matter to tell her
-the whole truth.
-
-That morning the girls started to town a little earlier than was their
-custom. It was Saturday and a half holiday. Mary had some extra typing
-on hand she was anxious to finish and Josie wanted to interview Mr.
-Theodore Burnett before the store opened. As they stepped into the
-public hall of the apartment house they ran into the same beggar of
-whom Mary had spoken the evening before. The hall was unlighted except
-for a pale streak of sun that tried to find its way through the dingy
-glass of the street door but Josie did not need much light to recognize
-the man as the beggar who sat at the main door of Burnett & Burnett’s.
-The man began a pleading beggar’s whine and held out his hand to the
-girls. Unfortunately for him Mrs. Leslie opened her door at that moment
-to call a last good bye to her daughter and to remind her of some
-promised errand. The sight of the beggar angered her and she spoke
-sharply to him:
-
-“Begone sir!” she cried. “It is against all rules of the house to have
-beggars in the hall.”
-
-“Excuse! Excuse!” and the man bowed humbly, shuffling off with bent
-back and palsied head. As he passed the irate lady, Josie caught the
-flash of resentment that glowed in his one eye.
-
-“Oh, Mother, the poor fellow!” said Mary. “I feel so sorry for him and
-you hurt his feelings terribly.”
-
-“He’d no business in the hall. Perhaps I was a bit hasty. Here, run
-after him, Mary, and give him this penny. But tell him he mustn’t come
-back here.”
-
-Mary added a small sum to her mother’s penny and hastening after the
-man pressed it in his hand. Josie, who was close behind, again caught
-an expression on the man’s face--a leer of admiration for the pretty
-young girl with her fresh rosy face and kind blue eyes.
-
-A view of him in broad daylight convinced Josie that he really was the
-beggar who had the desirable stand at the front entrance to Burnett &
-Burnett’s and also the realization came to her that she had seen the
-man before and that it was not as a mendicant.
-
-For the second time since Josie came to Wakely she puzzled her brains
-over where before she had seen or known a man, this time an old
-one. She was still in doubt as to the identity of the young man who
-evidently lived in the apartment next to the Leslies, and now a palsied
-old beggar was adding to her perplexity.
-
-“I’ll keep an eye on him during the morning and perhaps I’ll remember,”
-she promised herself.
-
-It was a busy morning but between sales Josie managed to get an
-occasional glimpse of the one-eyed beggar at the gate. He, too, was
-doing a thriving business. Josie wondered if the woman at the rear
-entrance was playing in such good luck as her rival in the front.
-Once during the morning she had occasion to pass by the back door and
-could look out at the female newsie. Straggling iron gray hair was
-blown by the wintry breezes across a round, plump face which Nature
-had doubtless intended to be wreathed in perpetual smiles and which
-seemed with difficulty to assume an expression of misery and woe. Her
-comfortable, well rounded body was arrayed in pitiful rags. Josie
-determined to study her more closely and accordingly when the store
-closed she made her exit by the rear door.
-
-“Pa-a-perrr! Pa-a-perr!” quavered the woman in a tone that spoke of
-utter misery and dejection.
-
-A genial gentleman stopped to buy one.
-
-“Is it the last edition?” he asked.
-
-“Ye-e-ss sirr!” she whined, “the very latest.”
-
-He handed her a quarter of a dollar.
-
-“I haven’t an-y ch-aa-nge, sirr.”
-
-“No change? Well then keep it!” he exclaimed with a note of irritation
-in his voice.
-
-Saturday was a short day for the employees of Burnett & Burnett’s
-and Josie determined to use the afternoon in looking up some more
-residences of her fellow workers. The day was pleasant, with a hint of
-premature spring in the air; an excellent day for checking up on some
-of the suburban addresses.
-
-“I wonder if Major Simpson will follow me. Anyhow, I have chosen a
-balmy afternoon for his jaunt if he decides to take it,” she laughed.
-“I have a great mind to give him the slip.”
-
-By the simple expedient of going up one elevator and down another Josie
-eluded the old detective, who was evidently on the lookout for her. She
-then quickly made her way to the rear exit and was out on the street
-before the old gentleman realized that the young person in whom he was
-taking such an unaccountable interest had flown the coop.
-
-“Ding bust it!” he remarked eloquently, “I’ll come up with her yet.”
-
-Miss Fauntleroy was immediately in front of Josie, moving with her
-accustomed slow grace. The girl was well proportioned and Josie had not
-realized before how very tall she was. Being of rather a diminutive
-statute herself, she seemed almost a dwarf by the side of the stately
-young woman.
-
-“Pa-a-perr, pa-a-perr,” quavered the old woman in an irritating whine.
-
-Miss Fauntleroy stopped and holding out a dime asked for a newspaper.
-Her voice was singularly hard and cold but the old beggar seemed rather
-amused as she answered:
-
-“Yes, my prr-r-ty! Here’s your Jou-r-rnal.”
-
-“Give me my change,” demanded the girl haughtily.
-
-“Change? Sur-r-ely you know an old woman like me can’t make change.”
-
-“Well you’ll make it for me or give me back my dime,” said the girl
-angrily, her voice breaking hoarsely. She snatched the money from the
-old woman’s hand and rudely twisting and rumpling the paper so that it
-would be difficult to sell to another customer, she threw it into the
-basket at the beggar’s feet and then walked proudly away.
-
-While Josie held no brief for beggars of any sort, neither those who
-begged outright nor those who begged under the guise of selling back
-number papers or pencils made of scrap lead, still her heart was kind
-and it tried her sorely to witness the rudeness and direct unkindness
-of the inconsiderate Miss Fauntleroy.
-
-“Here! I’ll take that rumpled paper,” she said gently, handing the
-correct change to the old woman. “I can smooth it out and read it on
-the trolley.” She stooped swiftly and picked up the twisted Wakely
-Journal.
-
-“No, no, lady! I’ll give you a nice clean pa-perr,” insisted the
-newsie, reaching eagerly for the one that Miss Fauntleroy had thrown
-so disdainfully in her basket. But Josie clutched it tightly and was
-soon lost in the crowd, while the old woman sat dazed and disconsolate,
-forgetting to cry her wares as the employees trooped forth from Burnett
-& Burnett’s.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V
-
-THE MAJOR TAKES UP A TRAIL
-
-
-Josie jammed the rumpled paper in the big patch pocket of her sport
-coat and thought no more about it. She boarded the interurban trolley
-which passed through Linden Heights, wondering if Miss Fauntleroy could
-be on it and doubtful whether it were better for her to get off at
-Linden Row with that haughty and evidently bad tempered young woman
-or to ride on for several blocks. The crowded car thinned out as they
-approached the suburbs. Josie was soon able to make sure that the girl
-was not on board.
-
-“Let me off at Linden Row, please,” she asked the conductor.
-
-“Sure, miss, an’ the sign was put up only yesterday so I know where it
-is. The streets out here ain’t marked reg’lar.”
-
-Linden Heights presented the appearance of much suburban property
-aspiring to become urban; streets and avenues named, sidewalks laid
-out, curbing placed, everything ready to make a thriving, prosperous,
-homelike neighborhood--everything but the homes and the neighbors. The
-houses were few and far between and Linden Row, though boasting a brand
-new name on a brand new corner and a brand new row of spindling linden
-trees, had not a house to its name. Josie walked north until the sad
-young street lost itself in a corn field; then she retraced her steps,
-crossed the car tracks and walked south until a swamp interrupted her
-progress, and still no habitation. Bullfrogs were singing their spring
-song in the swamp so Josie felt repaid for her long ride on the trolley.
-
-“It means spring is almost here,” she said to herself, “is here, in
-fact. It’s a surer sign than thunder and lightning; surer than the
-robin’s whistle or trailing arbutus blossoms. How my dear father did
-love to hear the bullfrogs!”
-
-So far as Josie could ascertain Linden Heights was nothing more than a
-real estate map. At any rate there was not a single house in the place
-with the exception of an old farm house, the mansion of the original
-owners of the tract, and when Josie knocked on the door with a trumped
-up plea that she was hunting a place to board, she was met without much
-encouragement by an old man with a tousled beard and mane who gave her
-to understand that he couldn’t abide women and wouldn’t let one of them
-stay on his place for five minutes. At least she had found out what she
-wanted to know: Miss Fauntleroy did not live there.
-
-“Very puzzling!” she mused. “Why did she give a fictitious address to
-her employers? The first interesting thing that has happened since I
-came to this town. I hope it will lead to something. Anyhow I’ll watch
-this strange girl and find out something more about her. She certainly
-was very rude to the old beggar.”
-
-On the way back to the city Josie decided to read the paper she had
-bought from the old woman, but at that moment she became engrossed
-in the conversation of some of her fellow passengers and the Wakely
-Journal remained in the patch pocket of her sport coat.
-
-“The only thing I regret about my fruitless trip to Linden Heights is
-that I didn’t have the company of old Major Simpson,” Josie amused
-herself by thinking. “I shouldn’t call it fruitless, however, as it may
-lead to something. Anyhow, I’m wondering what the dear Major did in my
-absence.”
-
-Had Josie realized what the dear Major was doing in her absence she
-would not have been quite so nonchalant in her idle surmises. No
-doubt his actions would have amused her but certainly they would have
-irritated her as well.
-
-In the first place, Josie had hardly made her escape by the rear
-entrance of the department store when Min, whose surname was Tracy,
-gave a hurry call from the lace counter that in putting up her goods
-she had discovered the loss of many yards of the filmiest and finest
-lace in stock. The counter next to her reported missing a very
-expensive imported gold mesh bag. A hue and cry was raised by the
-excited Major Simpson and after much pompous blustering he had rushed
-to the office of the chief executives where he not only reported the
-theft but demanded Josie O’Gorman’s address.
-
-“So you have a suspicion of who she is then, this Miss O’Gorman?” asked
-Mr. Theodore Burnett.
-
-“Yes, I’ve had my eye on her for days. I have not been in the detective
-business for all of these years without being able to distinguish a
-girl of her type from a simple saleslady of buttons and what not.”
-
-“Well, you are pretty clever, Major. I hope you two can get together.
-You say she has gone for the day? Do you think she can clear up this
-shoplifting mystery?”
-
-“Of course she can if anyone can. Give me her address and maybe I can
-overtake her.”
-
-“Eleven, East Meadow, Apartment 4, is her address. It is remarkable
-that a girl as young as she is can be so successful. She is very clever
-I think.”
-
-“Yes--altogether too clever!” muttered Major Simpson. “But she will
-find there are others,” he intimated darkly.
-
-“Yes, yes!” said Mr. Burnett uneasily, “but for goodness sake don’t be
-short with her. I am sure that through her we may be able to track down
-the whole gang of shoplifters.”
-
-“Trust me, my dear Theodore, trust me!” said the Major, patting his
-white vest comfortably. “I will use all the finesse that my long
-service in this establishment has fostered. You need never fear that
-Silvester Simpson will be anything but a diplomat.”
-
-“Oh sure! Sure!” added Mr. Burnett quickly. “I’ll leave it to you but I
-beg of you that you communicate with Miss O’Gorman at once.”
-
-“Immediately!” and the Major strutted from the office.
-
-“Eleven, East Meadow,” he mused. “That is the right address. I have
-followed her home often enough to know, but I asked Theodore just to
-see if the person had the temerity to give her real address.” And the
-old gentleman, not trusting his short legs to carry him to number
-eleven fast enough, hastily called a taxi.
-
-When Major Simpson rang a bell he did not simply touch a button, he
-pressed it, and that with no light finger but with the end of his
-walking stick, leaning heavily against it until the bell was answered
-or broken.
-
-Mrs. Leslie answered it quickly and somewhat indignantly. She had a
-sponge cake in the oven and the noise of the bell was enough to make it
-fall.
-
-“What is it, sir?” but her tone of asperity quickly changed when
-she saw who was responsible for the clamor. “Well if it isn’t Major
-Sylvester Simpson. Sakes alive, Major Simpson, how did you find me
-out? I’ve been telling myself every day for two months that I ought
-to let you know I was in Wakely because of our families being kind of
-hereditary friends, but Mary and I are living in such a small way,
-and--”
-
-Major Simpson--Major by courtesy only--made up in gallantry what he
-lacked in finesse. Not for worlds would he inform Mrs. Leslie that he
-was not looking her up at all and was quite as astonished to see her
-as she was to see him. He remembered her quite well as little Polly
-Bainbridge, whose grandfather’s farm was just across the creek from
-the Simpson’s farm. She had been a little girl when he was a grown man
-spending his yearly holidays in the country. He remembered faintly once
-having made her a present of a pink parasol on one of those visits. She
-was a very small girl and he was even then a floor walker at Burnett &
-Burnett’s. Perhaps that was how he happened to know the appeal a pink
-parasol has for a little girl.
-
-Now that he had found her he must come in and see her. Of course it
-could not be that the person of whom he was really in search could
-possibly be living with Polly Bainbridge--now Mrs. Leslie--who came
-from his county and was of honest and respectable parentage as had also
-been her husband, people of good blood and reputation.
-
-The Leslies’ living room was homelike, pleasant, and spotlessly clean,
-but with a certain feminine disorder in the way of a work basket
-open on the table, a scarf thrown over the back of a chair, a bit of
-embroidery on the sofa. This made an irresistible appeal to Major
-Simpson who, though a bachelor, was a great admirer of “the ladies”
-unless they happened to be “sales-ladies.” These he always regarded
-with suspicion as being either incipient shoplifters or, worse than
-that even, designing females who aspired to become Mrs. Simpson.
-
-He settled himself in a comfortable overstuffed chair, conveniently low
-enough to allow him to cross his plump legs, and sniffed the pleasing
-odors emanating from the tiny kitchen.
-
-“You must excuse me a minute,” blushed Mrs. Leslie, “but I have a cake
-in the oven.”
-
-“Ah, that sounds like home!” declared the gallant Major. “And when I
-say home I mean the country. I fear me the city ladies trust to the
-bakers for such--” But Mrs. Leslie could not wait to find out what
-the city ladies trusted to the bakers as her cake had been in the
-prescribed number of minutes and the gas must be turned off and the
-cake turned out of the pan.
-
-The major sniffed again. “Coffee!” was the verdict of his olefactory
-nerves. Like the Raggedy Man: “His old nose didn’t tell no lies,” for
-in a few minutes Mrs. Leslie returned with a tray of coffee and some
-hot doughnuts she had just finished frying when her bell pealed so
-loudly and persistently.
-
-The guest _ummed_ and _ahhed_ with appreciation. He was self
-congratulatory that the little girl to whom he had once presented a
-pink parasol had grown into such a fine woman. He always had been a
-person of discernment and from the beginning he had known that little
-Polly Bainbridge was of the right sort. It was a pleasant thing to feel
-that a pink parasol cast on the waters might after some thirty odd
-years--or was it forty--be returned to one in the shape of fragrant
-coffee and hot doughnuts.
-
-First, all the county news must be retailed and a bit of mild gossip
-concerning old neighbors be whispered. Major Simpson had long ago
-given up the habit of spending his holidays back home since the old
-folks had all died off and his ancestral halls passed into the hands
-of strangers. But his interest in all pertaining to his county was as
-strong as ever.
-
-“I only go back for funerals, now,” said the old man sadly. Mrs. Leslie
-thought of the last funeral she had attended in that part of the world,
-that of Mr. Leslie, and her eyes filled with tears. The gay little
-coffee and doughnut party seemed in danger of becoming as sad as a wake
-but Mrs. Leslie brushed away her tears and smiled on her guest, filling
-his cup and pressing upon him another doughnut. So by simple grace
-happiness and good cheer were restored.
-
-“Now tell me of your daughter. It seems strange for little Polly
-Bainbridge to have a grown daughter. Do you two ladies live here all
-alone?”
-
-“Oh no! We have a lodger--Miss O’Gorman. By the way, Major Simpson, she
-_says_ she is employed at Burnett & Burnett’s.”
-
-Mrs. Leslie could not resist a slight emphasis on the “says” although
-she had promised Mary to try and forget the strange suspicions that had
-arisen in her mind concerning her gentle little lodger.
-
-“She says right!” declared the Major shortly, suddenly remembering
-that he was a detective out on a scent. “What do you know of the young
-person?”
-
-“Nothing--nothing at all! She came here in answer to an advertisement
-my daughter and I put in a Sunday paper. We took her in without
-references. Come to think of it, her saying she had a position with
-Burnett & Burnett seemed to me all the reference I needed since you
-were one of the firm.”
-
-“No, no, dear lady--not yet--merely a trusted officer of the company.
-But tell me more of this Miss O’Gorman. How does she impress you? Do
-you feel that she is not--er--er exactly what she pretends to be?”
-
-“Oh Major Simpson, it seems wrong to doubt the girl but--”
-
-“But what?”
-
-“She is a nice girl--a lady, in fact, but I can’t believe she is
-exactly what she says she is--I mean a girl with a job selling bone
-buttons and things. Not that there aren’t a great many ladies in
-shops--I don’t mean that there aren’t--and elegant gentlemen, too, but
-there is something about her and her clothes--”
-
-“Ah! Her clothes! She seems to me to be simply dressed, more so than
-most of her fellow employees.”
-
-“Exactly, but have you felt of them?”
-
-“Not exactly!” answered the detective with dignity.
-
-“I mean the material is so good, it would take almost a month’s salary
-to pay for one of her dresses, unless she makes a great deal more than
-girls just beginning usually make. And she has all of her dresses
-duplicated.”
-
-“Was it only her clothes that made you think she was different?”
-
-“Oh no, it was the way she talks. I hadn’t really had a positive
-suspicion of her being something she said she wasn’t, or rather not
-being what she said she was, until last night when we were sitting
-around the table reading and sewing. Josie got to talking about noted
-criminals and what they did and how detectives caught them--”
-
-“Just stuff she had read in cheap magazines, I presume.”
-
-“No, not fiction but facts.”
-
-The Major became as eager as a hound on trail. Here were
-facts--excellent things for a detective to know--and in the possession
-of a woman. How easy it would be for him, with his years of experience,
-to wheedle this artless soul into telling all she knew.
-
-“Ah, facts! Now, er-er-my dear neighbor, just what do you mean by
-facts?” asked the Major, making a great effort to appear unconcerned.
-
-“Well, she spoke kind of familiarly of Paris and her accent sounded
-like our teacher’s used to--not at all like pupils. I always have my
-doubts about anybody who has too good an accent in French. I think
-she felt I was suspicious of her because she shut up all of a sudden.
-Please tell me, Major Simpson, have you also some suspicion concerning
-our lodger?”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI
-
-TOO MANY DETECTIVES
-
-
-Major Simpson looked at his hostess with blinking eyes. Although he
-had spoken scornfully of cheap magazine fiction that had no doubt put
-melodramatic notions in Josie’s head, the truth of the matter was
-that the old gentleman devoured them himself in private, especially
-the ones dealing with crime and clever sleuths. How often in these
-stories unsuspecting women, landladies and lodging house keepers, were
-unconscious means of tracking desperate criminals. The detective came
-to a sudden conclusion. He determined to take into his confidence this
-gentle lady from his own county. Anyone who had such a light hand at
-doughnuts and could brew such clear rich coffee must have finesse. She
-was the one of all others to help him in his business of determining a
-difficult point in his profession. He leaned forward and grasping the
-widow’s plump hand, patted it tenderly.
-
-“Mrs. Leslie--Miss Polly--er-er-Polly, little Polly Bainbridge, I
-wonder if you will help an old neighbor and friend in a most important
-matter.”
-
-“Help you, Major Simpson! How can a woman like me serve such a
-gentleman as you?”
-
-“Know then, my dear Mrs. Les--I mean Polly--I may call you Polly I
-hope--”
-
-“Certainly, Major Simpson!”
-
-“Well then, my dear Polly, you have under your roof a character that
-is under suspicion. I serve at Burnett & Burnett’s in a confidential
-capacity as their trusted private detective.”
-
-“Land’s sakes!” cried Mrs. Leslie, who had an inborn respect for the
-law and all persons appointed to uphold it. But according to plays she
-had seen and the movies, a detective always wore a shabby brown derby
-and box-toed shoes. Here was her visitor, an acknowledged detective,
-in the smallest and neatest of polished oxfords, and from her chair
-she could plainly see a silk hat on the marble topped table in the
-reception hall, the kind of hat that might have been worn with impunity
-by presidents of republics or prime ministers of monarchies.
-
-Having under her roof, or rather under her ceiling--because Mrs. Leslie
-had never felt that the roof of the apartment house belonged to her
-in the least--having under her ceiling a suspicious character was
-not nearly so exciting to that lady as harboring a live detective.
-She reasoned that Major Simpson must be an excellent detective since
-he had never divulged that it was in that capacity he served Burnett
-& Burnett, the opinion being in his county that he was a “kind of
-partner” in the firm.
-
-Tales of mystery had always been Mrs. Leslie’s dissipation--it might
-be truthfully said her only dissipation--and now it was a delightful
-thing that what had hitherto been a dissipation should be put upon her
-as a duty. Surely everybody would consider it her duty to assist an old
-neighbor and family friend in any way possible.
-
-“Help you! Indeed I will. Tell me what I must do first.”
-
-“Tell me something of the life and habits of this young person, who has
-so imposed upon you.”
-
-“Well, she is quiet, gentle, considerate and unassuming. I certainly
-have to give her that. She is never a mite of trouble but always helps
-Mary and me about any household tasks that come up, very much as though
-she were a daughter of the house.”
-
-“Um-hum! Sly, very sly!” puffed the major.
-
-“She is orderly and regular in her habits. Keeps her room as neat as a
-pin and never leaves anything lying around.”
-
-“Afraid of giving a clue to her carryings-on. She is no doubt a
-hardened adventuress.”
-
-Mrs. Leslie thrilled with excitement. She felt delightful cold chills
-running up and down her backbone and her eyes were snapping and her
-cheeks glowing as though under the spell of no less a person than Anna
-Katherine Green or Mary Roberts Reinhart. “The Bat” himself had not
-been able to make her shudder more happily. For the moment she lost all
-feeling for Josie, of whom she was really very fond, but thought of her
-only as a character in fiction and herself as the astute heroine who
-would track her to her lair.
-
-“She is very much interested in Mary and me and encourages us to tell
-her all kinds of things about our home in the country. I am afraid we
-have told her many family secrets, nothing of grave importance because
-we have led quiet, sheltered lives up to the last few months, but just
-stories of the farm and Mary’s childhood and my girlhood. She is such a
-good listener and we have talked to her very freely.”
-
-“Of course you have. That’s part of her game; to get information of all
-kinds about neighborhoods and then work some kind of fraud on them.
-She is more than likely to go down to our county and get in with folks
-there and steal the spoons and the registered letters or something. I
-tell you, Polly, I know their game--these slick ones. I’ll be bound she
-has talked mighty little about herself. Do you know any more about her
-home life, where she came from, what she did before she started to ‘do
-you’ than you did when she first came to you?”
-
-“No, I’m afraid we don’t.”
-
-“Exactly!”
-
-“But tell me what you think the poor girl has done?” asked Mrs. Leslie,
-who could but feel sorry for criminals even though they spoke French
-with a French accent.
-
-“Done! Why I have my suspicions that she had stolen from Burnett &
-Burnett many hundreds of dollars worth of real lace as well as a gold
-mesh bag that is easily worth a hundred. She is suspected by Mr.
-Burnett, too, but we are to go easy with her as we hope to track to
-their lair others who were able to get away with thousands of dollars
-worth of goods a few weeks ago.”
-
-“What makes you think she has done it?” gasped Mrs. Leslie, her
-backbone continuing to tingle deliciously over such expressions as
-“Track to their lair.”
-
-“Many things have led me to suspect her,” said the Major with
-impressive gravity. “She has studiously avoided my scrutiny and when I
-have attempted to follow her on the street she has with great ingenuity
-evaded my pursuit--given me the slip, as we say in the profession.”
-
-“Then you have followed her?”
-
-“Repeatedly! No doubt you have noticed that she seldom comes home
-immediately after closing hours, but walks around town, up one street
-and down another. Now is not that in itself a peculiar way for a nice
-young woman to behave?”
-
-“Perhaps!”
-
-“To my way of thinking it is very peculiar. Another thing is that
-she has ingratiated herself into the good will of many of the clerks
-at Burnett & Burnett’s. She has followed the same method with them
-that she has with you; always inviting confidence and never revealing
-anything concerning her own life and affairs. I have questioned some
-of them closely and all have nothing but good to say of Miss Josie
-O’Gorman. Now that in itself is unnatural and shows she has a sinister
-influence.”
-
-“Ah, Major Simpson, I fear you are sarcastic.”
-
-“Not at all, my dear Miss Polly! Young women in business are just like
-young women in society and are chary of expressions of admiration for
-members of their own sex.”
-
-“But why do you think that my lodger has stolen these valuable
-articles? What proof have you?”
-
-“None as yet--but that is where you are to help me. When the clerks
-reported the theft to me, immediately my instinct was to find this
-O’Gorman. It was within a minute of closing time and I would have
-gotten her but she seemed to divine that I was on her heels and jumped
-into an elevator. I followed in the next but she came up as I went
-down. You may imagine, my dear madam, how annoying it was to one of my
-years--and I may add, dignity--to be see-sawing up and down an elevator
-shaft in pursuit of a wretched little sandy haired girl. I give you
-my word I went up and down three times, always missing her like a
-foolish scene in a motion picture comedy. Then I took my stand at the
-front door, hoping to catch up with her in that way but she evidently
-slipped out the back door and once more gave me the slip. Now, however,
-I have tracked her to her lair--if such a charming parlor as yours
-could be called a lair--and with your able assistance I am sure I can
-catch up with her.”
-
-“You have not told me yet how I am to assist you.”
-
-“Simply by keeping your eyes open and reporting to me at every turn. I
-want to know every detail in regard to the movements of this O’Gorman
-person. I should like very much to see her room. I might gather some
-information that would escape the notice of a novice.”
-
-“It seems kind of underhand--I mean on my part, but I’ll take you to
-her room and if I get out of this mess I never intend to advertise
-again for lodgers. Mary and I will have to manage somehow. I know Mary
-will be greatly put out when she hears of my helping you. She has taken
-a great fancy to Josie. You see, we both call her Josie by now.”
-
-“It just shows your kind heart and your daughter’s loving disposition.
-If I were you, Mrs. Leslie--Polly--I would not mention the matter to
-Miss Mary. She might feel it her duty to warn the young woman that we
-are on to her tricks and she might escape. The fewer who are taken into
-a plot the better. But show me the young person’s room--I might say
-lair or den, because all criminals are more or less like animals and
-those terms are very appropriate. To call your sweet homelike parlor by
-such an epithet was criminal in itself.”
-
-Josie’s room was as neat as a hospital, not a thing out of place.
-Mrs. Leslie opened the closet where hung the several dresses of the
-suspiciously good material.
-
-“Just feel of them,” she demanded, and since they were merely hanging
-in a closet the Major did not deem it too familiar to comply with her
-request. It was not as though they were on the young woman’s person.
-
-“Yes, very fine quality,” was his verdict, his memory harking back to
-early days at Burnett & Burnett’s When he stood behind the counter and
-measured cloths. “And look at the shoes!”
-
-Josie’s one vanity being her feet, she was very particular about her
-shoes. Feet being one of the many vanities Major Simpson possessed he
-was a better judge of shoes than materials for dresses. On the floor of
-the closet was a neat row of shoes all on shoe trees and all highly
-polished.
-
-“Don’t tell me! A girl standing behind a counter couldn’t afford to
-wear such shoes as these. Look at the cut! Look at the leather! Every
-heel as straight as a die and the ties of the finest grosgrain. Her
-shoes would give her away as masquerading if nothing else would.”
-
-The inquisitive visitor must then have a peep in the bureau drawers.
-All was neat as a pin. The Major, being an old bachelor and extremely
-fussy about his personal belongings, could but be impressed by the
-exquisite order of the youthful criminal’s bureau.
-
-“Such a pity! Such a pity!” he muttered. “But no doubt there is some
-good in the worst of them. And what is this little book?”
-
-He took from the back of the top drawer Josie’s precious little
-homemade book filled with her father’s notes.
-
-“Ah,” he said with an air of finality, “Greek! Now tell me, my dear
-lady, what a salesgirl wants with Greek. It is proof positive. I need
-look no farther. Of course I had no notion that I would find any of the
-purloined goods here in her room. Those, no doubt, she has taken to the
-home of confederates. Now my task will be to find where those persons
-live and recover the stolen articles and place the criminals behind
-bars.”
-
-“How terrible! I can’t think of Josie in such surroundings.”
-
-“Remember, you are to help me, dear Polly. I can’t tell you what
-your assistance in this matter will mean to me. You need have no
-compunctions in the matter. Remember that this girl is false as sin to
-have palmed herself off on you and your innocent daughter. She has not
-considered you in the slightest. Now promise that you will telephone me
-if the least thing arises to increase your suspicion, or better than
-that, get a taxi and come to me immediately. Burnett & Burnett will
-reimburse you for any expenses incurred. Here is my card with my home
-address and telephone number in case something should occur of import
-between now and Monday. You promise?”
-
-“We-e-ll ye-e-s--but somehow I--”
-
-“Of course you have compunctions. That is your kind heart. All of the
-Bainbridges were kind hearted--but all of them were also noted for
-being law abiding. Now it is the duty of every citizen to help the
-law to track criminals. It is kinder to get them while they are young
-than wait until they are hardened to crime. Now this young person may
-be saved if she is cut off from evildoing while she is yet soft and
-tender. She will be placed in a home of correction and taught a useful
-trade, while if she is allowed to escape and pursue her wicked ways she
-may even end on the gallows. One crime leads to another and shoplifting
-may develop into arson and murder.”
-
-“All right! all right!” cried the poor distracted Mrs. Leslie.
-“I promise to do what you ask of me--but somehow it seems mighty
-inhospitable. I wish my suspicions had never been aroused.”
-
-“Exactly! But now that they are aroused I am sure you will live up to
-the traditions of your excellent family and do your duty in spite of
-any gentle feminine compunctions you may have.”
-
-The major had read his hostess aright. His appeal to the traditions of
-her family were too much for her, and although her sympathy could but
-be enlisted with the supposedly desperate young criminal lodging with
-her, she felt she must uphold law and order, and before her guest took
-his pompous departure she had promised him faithfully to communicate
-with him if the slightest suspicious action on the part of Josie
-evinced itself.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII
-
-THE MEDDLESOME MAJOR CALLS
-
-
-The jaunt to Linden Heights had consumed a good part of Josie’s
-afternoon but it had given her food for thought and cheered her
-up. Nothing so cheered Josie as a problem to solve. Why should the
-handsome, chilly Miss Fauntleroy give a fictitious address? Why should
-she be so cross and heartless in her manner with the fraudulent old
-beggar woman? Not that the beggar women had seemed to mind; on the
-contrary she had seemed highly amused by the tongue lashing from the
-proud beauty. Rather a pleasant old beggar woman she seemed. It was
-rather nice of her not to want to sell Josie the rumpled newspaper. She
-had seemed really distressed that she should have taken it. That was
-because she, Josie, had been decent to her. Josie smiled and patted
-the bulging pocket of her neat sport coat which still held the rumpled
-journal. No doubt the old woman was a fraud but she was at least a
-kindly, goodnatured one.
-
-As Josie turned the corner at Meadow Street she could plainly see two
-persons coming down the steps at No. 11. She was sure that one of them
-was Major Simpson and the other one the youth who lived in apartment
-3, and whose identity was still a mystery to her. However, the problem
-of who the young man might be troubled Josie very little at that
-moment. What occupied her thoughts was why should Major Simpson be
-coming from that apartment house. Could he have been trying to find her
-whereabouts? If so, had the Burnetts disclosed the fact that she was
-employed by them, over his head as it were?
-
-Josie had thought for a moment that Major Simpson and the youth were
-together, but in this she was mistaken. They had merely happened to
-come down the steps at the same time. The old man proceeded down the
-street while the young one came towards Josie. He was evidently unaware
-of her approach, Josie as usual wearing an aura of inconspicuousness
-that enabled her to pass persons without being noticed. But it so
-happened that as the young man got within a few feet of the girl he
-caught her eye. Josie was sure that for the flick of an eyelash there
-was recognition in his glance. Of course it might have been that
-he was aware of the fact that she lived in an apartment next to the
-one occupied by his family. But no! That glance of recognition had
-something furtive in it. Again she was sure that she had seen the youth
-before. Something about the spacing of his features was strangely
-familiar, something about his chin, the contour of his olive cheek.
-
-“Well, time will tell, as Father used to say,” Josie mused, “and in the
-mean time I must get busy about other things.”
-
-Mrs. Leslie’s manner was, to say the least, highly artificial when she
-greeted Josie on her return. The lady flushed and fluttered, treating
-Josie more like a guest than a member of the family.
-
-“Let me take your coat, do,” she insisted.
-
-“No, indeed.”
-
-“Would you like a cup of coffee and some fresh doughnuts?”
-
-“I certainly should! But let me come to the kitchen and attend to
-myself.”
-
-“Oh no, I’ll bring a tray for you.” So the hostess burdened Josie with
-attentions, all the time with a strained excitement in her manner.
-
-“I thought I saw Major Simpson coming from this house, just as I came
-around the corner. Could it have been he? He is Burnett & Burnett’s
-private detective.”
-
-Mrs. Leslie was not a good dissembler but remembering the policy laid
-out for her by Major Simpson, she at first pretended she had burnt her
-hand on the coffee pot and must run put some soda on it and then when
-Josie repeated her question she feigned not to hear aright.
-
-“Simpkins? Nobody has been here of that name.”
-
-“No, Simpson--Major Simpson--perhaps he has acquaintances in the
-building. There was no reason why I should jump to the conclusion that
-he had been here, certainly no personal reason.”
-
-Josie did not push her inquiry because she realized that for some
-reason or other Mrs. Leslie was concealing something from her in regard
-to Major Simpson. What it was she could not divine, but the lady’s
-heightened color and strained, artificial manner meant something
-besides the usual Saturday baking. Her deliberate misunderstanding of
-the name of Simpson was too apparent to fool the astute Josie. She
-came to the conclusion that the old detective had been calling on Mrs.
-Leslie and for some reason she had been told by him to keep the matter
-a secret.
-
-“Mysteries and more mysteries!” thought Josie. “I wonder what Father
-would have said to this.”
-
-As soon as she finished her luncheon of coffee and doughnuts she went
-to her room, determined to read a little in her leather bound book.
-She opened the top drawer. A sudden consciousness came to her that
-someone had been meddling there during her absence. In the first place
-her beloved book was not as she had placed it--close in the corner,
-back out--but had evidently been examined by someone and then tossed
-carelessly back into the drawer.
-
-“Don’t be such an old maid!” Josie admonished herself. “It doesn’t mean
-a thing. Perhaps Mrs. Leslie had some curiosity about my belongings. It
-is pardonable for a poor lady who has mighty little to occupy her mind
-to open up a lodger’s drawer and snoop around a little.”
-
-Wait, what was that? Certainly Mrs. Leslie did not wear heavy gold cuff
-links, in fact Josie had noted particularly that her landlady’s house
-dresses were all made with sleeves cut a little below the elbow and
-that she never wore cuffs. She, then, was not the meddler who had left
-evidence of his or her presence in Josie’s top drawer in the shape of
-part of a heavy gold cuff link. Josie picked it up gingerly. There was
-a large heavily engraved letter S on the flat button.
-
-“If he had left a visiting card for me I could not be more certain that
-old Major Simpson has been calling,” laughed Josie to herself. “But
-why? And why is Mrs. Leslie so silent about it? And above all, how am I
-to act now? One thing sure, I must not let the poor dear lady know that
-I am on to the fact that she is concealing something from me. I don’t
-believe Mary is in on this mystery, whatever it is, but I’ll wait until
-she comes home and test it.”
-
-Josie put the broken link carefully away in her purse and then sat down
-to do a little necessary mending on her coat, a button loose here and
-a tiny rip in one of the pockets. She drew forth the twisted afternoon
-paper, throwing it carelessly on the bed and again she thought of the
-proud Miss Fauntleroy and her rudeness to the old beggar woman. She
-heard Mary come in and her mother’s question:
-
-“Did you bring an afternoon paper?”
-
-“Oh, I forgot! I’ll run get you one immediately. I’m so sorry, Mother.”
-
-Josie smiled. Mary always forgot the paper on Saturday afternoon and
-Mrs. Leslie never forgot to ask her about it.
-
-“I have the early edition,” Josie called from her room. “Don’t go out
-again, Mary. It’s rather rumpled but I guess I can smooth it out.”
-
-Josie reached for the afternoon paper and began straightening it out
-just as Mrs. Leslie appeared at the half opened door of the bed room.
-The girl was astonished to find that there was a parcel of some sort
-wrapped within the folds of the paper. It dropped out on the bed and
-then slipped to the floor. Mrs. Leslie stepped forward and stooped to
-pick it up but Josie, ever quick and agile, was before her. The tissue
-paper package tore and disclosed a crumpled mass of filmy lace and,
-gleaming through its folds, a golden mesh purse.
-
-“What is that?” demanded Mrs. Leslie sharply.
-
-“I’m sure I don’t know. It seemed to be wrapped up in the afternoon
-paper which has been reposing in my pocket all afternoon,” said Josie,
-coolly. “How it got there I’ll leave you to find out. I must hurry out
-again as I find I have an important matter to attend to.”
-
-Josie’s quick eye had recognized a Burnett & Burnett tag on the purse
-and her quicker mind had traveled like lightning back to the time
-Miss Fauntleroy had angrily twisted the paper and cast it in the old
-beggar’s basket. Then she remembered how loath the old woman had been
-to let her buy that particular paper.
-
-She stuffed the parcel of lace in her pocket, placed the delicately
-wrought mesh bag in her own purse, and without waiting to hear what
-Mrs. Leslie had to say she hurried into the street and hailed a passing
-taxi.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII
-
-MARY KEEPS THE FAITH
-
-
-“Stop her! Stop her!” Mrs. Leslie called to Mary. “She’s a thief--an
-out and out thief!”
-
-“Mother! You must be demented!” exclaimed Mary. “Do calm yourself. You
-can’t mean Josie O’Gorman.”
-
-“I do mean Josie O’Gorman and I rue the day we ever took her in. I
-thought all the time her French accent was too good to be true. Now I
-have seen what she has stolen--seen it with my own eyes. Her clothes
-are of too good material for a girl who can’t make very large wages and
-her shoes are too fine for one who rents a little room from us--”
-
-“Mother, Mother! Please calm yourself and tell me what you are talking
-about. What has Josie seemed to have stolen, because I am sure she
-has only seemed to have. I could swear she is honest--swear it on the
-Bible.”
-
-“Major Simpson was right--horribly right--and now I must get hold of
-him immediately--I promised--Oh, but I also promised not to let you
-know anything about it and here I have blurted it out.” Mrs. Leslie was
-walking up and down the living room like a caged tigress, literally
-tearing her hair.
-
-“Now, Mother, take this dose of aromatic spirits of ammonia and then
-sit down and tell me quietly all that is troubling you.”
-
-“Here, give me the ammonia, but I haven’t time to sit down. I must
-phone to Major Simpson as soon as possible. Thank goodness we have had
-a phone put in. Only suppose we did not have one. What a time I would
-have. I’d have to dress myself and go out on the street and maybe wait
-in line at a public booth.”
-
-“Major Simpson! Who on earth? Is he the old gentleman from our county
-you used to know when you were a little girl--the one who gave you a
-pink parasol once?”
-
-“Yes, the same--and he has been here to see me--so kind and courtly--so
-anxious for our welfare--so pleased to see me and anxious to meet you.
-He is Burnett & Burnett’s private detective and is on the track of this
-Josie O’Gorman. I promised to help him and now that I have actually
-seen her with the stolen goods in her pocket I am going to tell him
-about it.”
-
-“Oh, Mother, you surely cannot bring yourself to shame a dear girl like
-Josie. She can explain it I am sure. She is a member of the family and
-our duty is to protect her.”
-
-“Not at all! Our duty is to bring her to justice. The law is the law
-and we have no right to take it in our own hands. I am not saying I
-am not fond of Josie--I cannot help liking her although I have seen,
-with my own eyes, stuff in her coat pocket; a great bunch of lace that
-Major Simpson says is worth hundreds of dollars and a gold mesh purse,
-imported and worth I don’t know how much. She saw I saw too, and when I
-asked her what she meant by having the things she said she was sure she
-didn’t know but would leave me to find out and then she hurried out as
-cool as you please. Major Simpson had just told me, not fifteen minutes
-before, that those identical things had been stolen from the shop
-and he had a kind of idea from various things that had occurred that
-Josie was the shoplifter they have been trying to catch for months.
-Indeed I think he is a marvelously clever gentleman to track her as he
-did. I promised him I would help if the slightest thing that looked
-suspicious should turn up, and now I must keep my word.”
-
-Mrs. Leslie took down the receiver of the recently installed telephone
-and consulting the card Major Simpson had left with her, called a
-number.
-
-“Mother, Mother!” cried Mary. “The only reason I can bear your doing
-this is that I know dear Josie can explain. Perhaps it is best to give
-her a chance rather than to go on suspecting her of a heinous crime. As
-soon as she comes in I shall quite frankly ask an explanation of her
-and I am sure she will be as anxious to clear her name of this charge
-as I am to have it cleared.”
-
-Mrs. Leslie could not answer her daughter as at that moment she heard
-Major Simpson on the line.
-
-“Yes, Major, it is Mrs. Leslie--Polly Bainbridge that was. That girl
-has come in and with my own eyes I have seen a package of lace that
-looked as fine as fine can be and a beautiful little gold mesh purse.
-
-“Where is she, you say? Gone! Gone in the twinkling of an eye. Up and
-out before I could say ‘boo’ to her. She just stuffed the things in
-her pocket when she realized I had seen them and without endeavoring
-to make the least explanation, but feigning a kind of stupid ignorance
-of what she was doing with them, she clapped on her hat, pulled on her
-coat, and was gone.
-
-“Will she come back, you say? I don’t know Major Simpson, I am sure.
-She has left all her things here, but I should think she would be
-afraid to come back when she knows I know she has stolen those things.
-I have no idea where she went. She just said she had urgent business to
-attend to and was gone.
-
-“Could I swear to the things? Well, Major Simpson, I should hate to
-have to, but if the worst comes to the worst I certainly can put my
-hand on the Bible and swear that I saw Josie O’Gorman put in her pocket
-a parcel from which had fallen a gold mesh purse with one of Burnett
-& Burnett’s tags on it and that the parcel certainly contained a
-great deal of filmy lace. How much I could not say as it was twisted
-up into a tight package. I am sorry, Major, but my daughter was in
-the apartment at the time and I was forced to tell her of what I had
-learned about our lodger. Yes, she is very sad over it and says she
-will ask the girl all about it as soon as she returns. Mary is just
-like her father, so kind that she thinks nobody in the world is wicked.
-
-“Oh, you say she must not mention the matter to Miss O’Gorman. All
-right, Major Simpson! Mary is a good girl and I am sure she will obey
-me, but she is so fond of this Miss O’Gorman that it will go hard with
-her to help trap the poor thing. Yes, of course I understand it is our
-duty to aid the law where criminals are concerned. I’ll do all I can,
-but it goes against the grain somehow. Yes, she was right down brazen
-about the things being in her room. Of course she didn’t know I knew
-anything about them--in fact, I pretended I didn’t hear her when she
-asked if you had been here. She thought she saw you coming out of the
-house as she turned the corner. Of course that shows she has a guilty
-conscience to think you had been here. Well, Major Simpson, I’ll do
-my best, not only because it is my duty but because you are an old
-neighbor. I’ll call you if she comes back. Oh, of course I must pretend
-it is some other matter and not call your name because she could hear
-me phoning. Perhaps I’d better go out to a public booth. That would be
-best.
-
-“You say just call your number and ask for Mr. Silvester and say ‘The
-lemons have come’ and you will understand? That will be fine. Well,
-good bye!”
-
-Mary had listened to the foregoing harangue with a sinking heart. It
-was easy to gather from her mother’s part in the conversation what the
-old gentleman’s share had been. She well knew her mother’s failing, if
-failing it was, a love of a mystery and how she had always flattered
-herself that she knew human nature. She also knew that her mother’s
-kind heart always got the better of what she was pleased to call ‘her
-better judgment,’ and if matters should come to a showdown that she
-would probably expend more energy in her endeavor to protect a criminal
-than in convicting one. Mary was sure that her friend was innocent and
-it was sorely against her will that she was made to promise that in the
-event of Josie’s return to the apartment she would say nothing to her
-about lace, mesh bags, shoplifting or portly old private detectives.
-
-“Just be perfectly natural in your manner,” commanded her mother.
-“Behave as I do--not that I think she will return. It would be entirely
-too dangerous now that she suspects Major Simpson has been here. She
-certainly realizes that I saw the purloined articles.”
-
-“But her clothes! What will she do without her clothes?”
-
-“Why, my dear, criminals of that sort never stop for clothes. She may
-have rooms all over the city as far as we know and as many aliases as
-she has rooms. There is no telling how long she has been living in
-Wakely. Major Simpson says these robberies have been going on ever
-so long at Burnett & Burnett’s and he rather thinks this girl may be
-responsible for all of them.”
-
-“Oh, Mother! I can’t believe this is really you talking this way. Why,
-Josie is almost like a sister to me I have grown so fond of her, and I
-am sure she loves you dearly. If we should have suspicion cast on us
-she would not believe we were wicked but would do her best to help us.
-After all, you have not a thing to go on but what a silly old man says.”
-
-“Major Silvester Simpson is far from being a silly old man. He is an
-elegant, courtly gentleman,” Mrs. Leslie retaliated with some heat.
-“He is not only from our county but from the very best blood in the
-county, and what he says and thinks has much more weight with me than
-protestations of innocence from a little Miss Nobody.”
-
-Mary felt that silence was the only thing with which to combat her
-mother’s argument, so with a sad face, and wiping away a few tears that
-she could not keep back, she endeavored to lose herself in a book until
-Josie should return, for certain she was that their little lodger would
-return.
-
-Mary and her mother were usually in accord and both of them felt
-exceedingly uncomfortable that a disagreement had arisen. Mrs. Leslie
-busied herself with her embroidery, looking up every now and then
-at her daughter and sighing involuntarily. Mary endeavored to read
-but tears would dim her eyes which necessitated a furtive use of her
-handkerchief. Both of them missed the gay intimate chatter that it was
-their custom to indulge in. Mary was the first to break the silence.
-
-“By the way, Mother, I saw another beggar in the hall. This time it was
-an old woman, at least her hair was gray, though she certainly could
-step along at a lively rate. I saw her actually running up the steps
-exactly as though a mad dog was after her. I was coming in our door
-and my impression was that she was going in No. 3, but it looked kind
-of prying for me to wait and see. That Mrs. Kambourian must be a very
-charitable lady with the tramp mark on her door.”
-
-“Well, well! What have we come to? I think you and I had better go back
-to the country, Mary, what with beggars and shoplifters right in the
-same house with us. Now in the country we never had such things happen.”
-
-Mary laughed.
-
-“But, Mother, remember how the Taylor’s dog killed our sheep; and
-weasels slit the throats of the chickens; and the turtles in the branch
-got our ducklings; and the crows ate the corn before it had time to
-sprout; and the city man shot your prize gobbler thinking it was a wild
-turkey; and old Uncle Eben’s pipe burnt up the tobacco barn.”
-
-“Yes, yes, but none of those things were human beings doing wrong, not
-even Uncle Eben’s pipe. Here in the city it is human beings that worry
-a poor woman to death.”
-
-“Are you so worried, Mother? I thought you were rather enjoying
-yourself.”
-
-“Well, Mary, I believe you are right. I am enjoying myself and feel
-that I am living in the pages of an exciting detective story.”
-
-“If only it has a happy ending!” sighed Mary. “In detective tales the
-one you think did the crime never is the right one and I believe this
-tale will work out that way. I am sure my dear Josie will prove to be
-as good as we have thought she was all the time.”
-
-“Perhaps you are right, Mary. Anyhow we must read the story to the end
-and not skip any. If Josie is innocent it will all come out in the last
-chapter.”
-
-Then mother and daughter kissed and were happy again as they sat and
-waited for the detective story to develop.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX
-
-WHO IS MISS FAUNTLEROY
-
-
-Josie’s taxi carried her quickly to the home of Mr. Theodore Burnett.
-Fortunately she found him in. The old colored butler who answered the
-bell seemed greatly astonished that a young lady should be calling on
-the master of the house and not on his mother and sisters.
-
-“You mean Ol’ Miss, don’t you lady, I mean Mrs. Burnett and Miss Lily
-an’ Miss May? They’s all to home an’ I wouldn’t be ’stonished if they
-ain’t ’spectin’ of you ’case they done tol’ me tea in the settin’ room
-at five sharp.”
-
-“No, Uncle,” laughed Josie, “this is a business call and I must see Mr.
-Burnett immediately. Please give him my card.”
-
-“All right, lady, but--well all right! I reckon I mought jes’ as well
-take you right off in ter the liberry if you air so ’termined lak ter
-see the boss. He ain’t so partial ter doin’ business of a Sat’day.
-Don’t you reckon you mought prospone it ’til Monday?”
-
-“No, I must see him now. If you take him my card I am sure he will see
-me.”
-
-“Yassum, but I hate ter pester him so. He’s worrited enough what with
-sneak thieves a liftin’ goods off’n the sto’ right under the nose of
-these here detecertives he done pay out so much money to. I hearn him a
-tellin’ Ol’ Miss sumpen ’bout it at lunch time.”
-
-“Where is the library?” asked Josie, determination in her voice.
-
-“Well, lady, it air right back yonder--”
-
-“What is the matter, Uncle Abe?” The question was asked by a pleasant
-looking young woman whose likeness to Mr. Theodore Burnett gave Josie
-the assurance that she was his sister. She had overheard sounds of an
-altercation from the upper hall and leaning over the bannisters spied
-Josie.
-
-“I must see Mr. Burnett immediately,” said the girl. “It is important
-and I beg of you to inform him that I am here. I am Miss O’Gorman from
-the store.”
-
-“O-O-h! Are you really?” and Miss Lily Burnett sailed down the stairs
-rapidly. “My brother has told us a lot about you and we have been
-anxious to meet you. Uncle Abe, you must tell Mr. Teddy immediately
-that Miss O’Gorman is here. Please come in, and when you and Brother
-Teddy get through your business talk we will be so glad if you will
-have tea with us. Now don’t say ‘no.’”
-
-There was a sweet frankness about Miss Lily Burnett’s voice and manner
-that appealed to Josie but she felt that for the time being she must
-forego the pleasure of tea with the family of her employer.
-
-“I am very sorry, but I am too busy to stop with you to-day,” she said.
-
-“Well then, promise another day!” and Josie promised and was at last
-shown into the library where the master of the house and the junior
-partner of the firm sat in some dejection, attempting to read but
-evidently restless and preoccupied.
-
-“Miss O’Gorman!” Mr. Theodore exclaimed, jumping up. “I have been
-wondering how I could get hold of you. Of course I had your address but
-no telephone number. I have wanted very much to have a talk with you
-ever since Major Simpson told me he was going to hunt you up. He found
-you, did he not? I don’t know how the old fellow happened to catch on
-to your being what you are. He is more astute than we thought. Perhaps
-calling himself a detective for so many years has finally made him one.”
-
-Josie began to laugh.
-
-“He has found out where I live and as far as I can make out he has
-sworn my landlady to secrecy in regard to his having tracked me. He has
-a mystery up his sleeve and for the life of me I cannot make it out.
-But I am not here to discuss Major Simpson and you have not told me why
-you wanted to talk to me. First let me ask you if a shoplifter has been
-at work again and carried off several yards of exquisite lace and a
-gold mesh bag?”
-
-“How did you find that out? Major Simpson must have had a leakage
-somewhere. Ah, perhaps you have seen one of the sales-ladies?”
-
-“Worse and more of it! I have found the goods in my own pocket.” Josie
-produced the stolen articles and laid them on the library table. “It
-seems almost too good to be true that my pocket was the one chosen, and
-it also convinces me that my father was right when he declared truth to
-be stranger than fiction. A real detective tale would never sell with
-such a thing as this happening in it.”
-
-She then recounted in detail the story of how Miss Fauntleroy bought
-the paper and then twisting it up angrily returned it to the old
-newsie, and how the woman seemed genuinely distressed that she, Josie,
-should take the rumpled paper.
-
-“Of course these two are the ones to watch now--Miss Fauntleroy and the
-old beggar woman at your back entrance. Miss Fauntleroy does not live
-at the address she gave Burnett & Burnett.”
-
-“Are you sure? How do you know?”
-
-“Yes, I am sure, and I know because this afternoon I went out to the
-address she gave and there is nothing but a frog pond at that number
-on Linden Row, Linden Heights. In fact, there are no houses at all on
-Linden Row. It has but recently been put on the market--a half-hearted
-attempt at a real estate boom, I fancy, and the houses are all ‘castles
-in Spain.’ The question now is: Where does Miss Fauntleroy live and
-what connection has she with the beggar at the gate? We must go very
-quietly so as not to scare her off. I am a little uneasy now that you
-tell me Major Simpson is to cooperate with me.”
-
-“Ah, but I did not say that! Merely that he seems to be aware of the
-fact that you are not just a shop girl. He came to the office in great
-excitement a little while after the theft was reported and wanted your
-address. He seemed to think that through you he might track the whole
-gang, if gang there is, of shoplifters.”
-
-“That being the case, why should he be so secret about it when once he
-found my address? Why should he not wait until I got home and talk the
-thing over with me? Why should he persuade Mrs. Leslie, the dear lady
-with whom I am boarding, to keep so dark about his having been there?
-Why, Mr. Burnett, he has even snooped around my bedroom and peeped in
-my bureau drawers.”
-
-“Surely not, Miss O’Gorman! How do you know?”
-
-“I know because a little book, of which I am very fond, had been moved.”
-
-“Taken away?”
-
-“Oh no, just turned around with the edges out instead of in. I always
-put it in the corner of my drawer, turning the back out.”
-
-Mr. Burnett laughed. “Heaven’s above! What an inventory taker you would
-make--or housekeeper for Sherlock Holmes. But, my dear young lady,
-why should you think that poor old Sylvester Simpson was guilty of
-such--such sacrilege? Could not your nice landlady have done that? Did
-he leave finger prints on the book and have you examined it with a
-magnifying glass?”
-
-“No doubt he did and I would have examined it and perhaps photographed
-the finger prints had it been necessary, but the deft detective did
-worse things than leave finger prints,” answered Josie, good naturedly
-accepting her employer’s banter.
-
-“What could be worse?”
-
-“His cuff link broke in my drawer,” she said, producing the telltale
-bit of gold. “Would you like to see Major Simpson when I supply the
-missing link?”
-
-“I should, above all things. But seriously, what do you make of his
-behavior?”
-
-“What do you?”
-
-“Answered like an Irishman! You know an Irishman always answers
-an unanswerable question by asking another,” laughed Mr. Burnett.
-“Frankly, I don’t know; but then, I am a plain merchant and not a young
-lady detective. If I had to answer your question off hand I think I
-should say that the old man has gone a little crazy and thinks you are
-the shoplifter--”
-
-“Exactly!” cried Josie. “You have hit the nail on the head, Mr.
-Burnett, and I give you all credit for solving the mystery of ‘The
-Major and the Maiden.’ I find very often in my work that the sane
-opinion of a sensible business man who makes no pretense of being able
-to unscrew the inscrutable is worth more than all the sleuthing in the
-world. I don’t know why I did not think of that myself. Of course he
-thinks I am responsible for all thefts past, present and future. That
-is the reason he has been following me around so much. And just think,
-I thought it was because he knew about my father.”
-
-Then Josie laughed heartily at her own stupidity, and Mr. Burnett
-joined in. At that moment his sister Lily put her head in the library
-door and the other sister, May, looked in over Lily’s shoulder and they
-laughed, too. Although they hadn’t the slightest idea what it was all
-about, they were sure it was a good joke that was bringing forth such
-spontaneous merriment from their much admired brother.
-
-“Now, Brother Teddy, you need not pretend you and Miss O’Gorman are
-discussing private business matters if you are laughing like that.
-There could not possibly be anything about business that would be so
-funny,” declared Lily. “I met Miss O’Gorman in the hall. Now I want May
-to meet her and I want both of you to come on in the living room and
-have some tea.”
-
-“Indeed we will,” declared Mr. Burnett. “I have been wanting Miss
-O’Gorman to let you call on her ever since she has been here, but
-she is such a stickler in a way for business etiquette that she has
-refused. Now, Sister Lily, we have her in spite of herself.”
-
-Josie did not mind at all being had in spite of herself. The day had
-been a trying one and it was pleasant to sit by the cheerful grate fire
-in the comfortable, homelike living room and have Lily and May serve
-the tea while she talked to Mr. Burnett and his charming old mother,
-who was a delightfully witty old lady in voluminous skirts and a dainty
-lace cap--a veritable “Ol’ Miss.”
-
-“Now, Miss O’Gorman, I want you to tell the ladies of my family all
-about it. They are very remarkable women and know when to keep secrets.
-I am sure what you tell them will go no farther. My mother is a great
-reader of mystery tales and she will be vastly interested in what you
-have to say.”
-
-So Josie told all the happenings since she had come to Wakely--not
-that much had happened except Major Simpson’s dogging of her every
-move--until that very day when things had moved fast and furiously.
-
-“And you actually have the stolen things right here in this house?”
-asked the mother.
-
-“Right here,” said the son, and he went to the library and brought back
-the purloined articles. “Of course the ridiculous part of it all is
-that Major Simpson thinks Miss O’Gorman is a clever shoplifter instead
-of being about the most successful female detective we have anywhere.”
-
-“Oh please--” blushed Josie.
-
-“Well, you know you are, at least that is what your Captain Lonsdale
-says. I am wondering what old Simp will say when he finds out the goods
-have been returned.”
-
-“Of course he will say that he knew all the time I had the things and I
-brought them back because I was afraid of your sending me to jail. By
-the way, if I had been a thief it would certainly have been a dramatic
-move to bring the things to you. It would have disarmed you completely,
-would it not?”
-
-“I guess it would.”
-
-“And now I must go,” said Josie. “I am wondering all the time what my
-dear friends the Leslies are thinking about me. Mrs. Leslie saw the
-lace and gold bag as soon as I did and she expressed her astonishment.
-Heavens! Do you think Major Simpson could have informed her of the
-theft this afternoon? Of _course_ he did and now Mary and her mother
-think I am the guilty party.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X
-
-“THE WATERMELONS HAVE COME”
-
-
-Mr. Burnett would not hear of Josie’s leaving until he had ordered his
-car.
-
-“I’ll take you myself,” he insisted.
-
-“But suppose Major Simpson sees us,” laughed Josie.
-
-“Oh, won’t that be delicious?” from May. “Do you fancy he will think
-Brother Teddy is shoplifting from himself?”
-
-“Of course, if he sees me driving around with a bunch of lace and a
-gold mesh bag he could come to no other conclusion.”
-
-“Well! I have been called many things, but never before a bunch of lace
-and a gold mesh bag,” said Josie, buttoning her neat sport coat. “Wait,
-let me see that there is nothing in my pockets that does not belong to
-me, because if I don’t look out I’ll be arrested yet.”
-
-“Now, my dear,” said Mrs. Burnett, “I am going to make you promise to
-come and dine with us very soon. I want to hear some of the many tales
-of the criminals you have caught up with. I know you think that is a
-strange taste for an old lady like me, but I simply dote on detective
-stories and I am sure you know interesting things that don’t get in
-books.”
-
-“Please do! Please do!” chorused the sisters, and Josie promised,
-although she had her doubts about the advisability of accepting such an
-invitation, certainly not until the shoplifting plot was unraveled.
-
-Mr. Theodore Burnett’s car was a new one, large and elegant, with
-silver mountings, and painted a midnight blue. Josie could not resist
-a sly smile at herself when the owner helped her in so carefully. She
-wondered what Min and Gertie and Jane would say could they see her
-riding around in such luxury.
-
-“Perhaps you had better let me out at the corner and not take me all
-the way to my door,” she suggested.
-
-“Nonsense!” insisted Mr. Burnett. “I am not accustomed to dumping young
-ladies at the corner.”
-
-As it was a well known fact that Mr. Theodore Burnett was not
-accustomed to driving young ladies around at all, and since young
-ladies must be driven before they can be dumped, no doubt he was
-speaking the truth. Nevertheless, Josie insisted on being dumped, if
-not at the corner, at least not in front of the shabby apartment house.
-He compromised by bringing the car to a standstill four doors from No.
-11.
-
-Had Josie not been so occupied in bidding Mr. Burnett good bye she
-would have seen that Mrs. Leslie was on the stoop of the apartment
-house, peering anxiously into the winter twilight. She had seen the
-handsome car pass and drive up to the curb and then her little lodger
-alight with the courteous assistance of a very good looking gentleman
-verging onto middle age.
-
-As the afternoon wore on Mrs. Leslie’s concern for Josie had outweighed
-her suspicions. Suppose she did not come back--what then would happen
-to her? She regretted exceedingly that she had permitted herself to be
-drawn into Major Simpson’s plot to entrap the young girl. Who could
-tell what temptations she had had? She thought of her own Mary. Her
-life had been sheltered, her rearing, careful, her training, Christian.
-Perhaps Josie O’Gorman had never known a mother’s and father’s care.
-Was it the part of a Christian woman with a daughter of her own to try
-to catch and bring to justice a poor young thing who trusted her--she
-might even say loved her? How much better it would be to warn the girl
-and try to reform her than betray her and have her sent to prison where
-no doubt she would be taught a lesson but in the teaching might become
-a hardened criminal. Certainly Josie was no hardened criminal yet.
-Criminal she might be but there was something very kind and sweet about
-the poor thing.
-
-“If only I had not promised Major Simpson!” she said to herself over
-and over. “If only I had not told him about the lace and the gold
-mesh bag! He is started now and there is no stopping him. It would be
-different if Josie was the kind of girl that flirted or ran around with
-men. There is nothing like that about her at all. She is so refined, so
-circumspect. She may be a kleptomaniac, poor little thing, and not be
-able to resist stealing. I have a great mind to go in the house this
-minute and phone the Major that I will no longer aid and abet him in
-this cruel pursuit of the poor young thing.”
-
-Mrs. Leslie had come out on the stoop for the third time, hoping
-and yet fearing to see Josie returning. Just as she had come to the
-conclusion to give her old neighbor and friend an ultimatum concerning
-her lodger--since she was so refined and was not the kind of girl
-to flirt or go joy riding with strange men--the large blue car came
-rolling up the street past No. 11 and stopped a few doors off.
-
-Meadow was a quiet street, shabby and unpretentious. Few handsome
-automobiles passed that way and if they did they seldom stopped. Mrs.
-Leslie was attracted by its new and shining splendor and when it came
-to a full stop close to the curb and no less a person than her abused
-lodger alighted and stood for a moment talking gaily with the handsome,
-well dressed owner of the car, Mrs. Leslie’s heart hardened again and
-she hurried into the house to inform the Major that the prodigal had
-returned.
-
-“What number? What number?” was all the satisfaction Mrs. Leslie could
-get from her new telephone. Of course this was most irritating when she
-wanted to get the message over to Major Simpson before Josie should
-get in the apartment. The operator was stupid or the line was crossed
-or something, at any rate Josie was in the hall before the connection
-was made. Then the distracted lady was sure that Major Simpson at the
-other end bellowed quite loud enough for Josie to hear him, although
-she was all the way across the room from the telephone.
-
-“Well! Well! This is Sylvester Simpson--Major Simpson of Burnett &
-Burnett’s. What is it? Who are you? What do you want?”
-
-Mrs. Leslie could hardly refrain from calling him an old idiot. If he
-had not come from her county and belonged to such a highly respectable
-family she would have done so. As it was she merely said: “Hello!
-Hello!” all the time trying to remember what she was to say if Josie
-got back. She knew it was something connected with picnics, but the
-major’s bellowing and stupidity had driven it from her mind. She did
-not know why she had connected the cryptic code with picnics--she
-couldn’t remember that or anything else. She only knew that Josie
-O’Gorman had come driving up in a very handsome blue car and had been
-standing chatting very intimately with a handsome stranger when, so far
-as she knew, her lodger had no acquaintances in Wakely. Why had the car
-not stopped in front of the apartment house? That in itself was shady.
-She also knew that she had promised Major Silvester Simpson to let him
-know when Josie returned if she ever did return. She was to name no
-names but merely say that something that was in some way connected with
-picnics had come. She tried to think, but the Major’s impatient “Well!
-Well!” at the other and drove all coherency from her thoughts. She must
-say something or she was sure the impatient old man would pull his
-telephone out by the roots.
-
-“The watermelons have come!” she gasped. “They just came--the
-watermelons!” and then she heard a great spluttering at the other end
-of the line and a faint: “Is that you Polly?”
-
-“Yes sir!” she said, and hung up the receiver.
-
-“Watermelons! This time of the year?” questioned Josie curiously, and
-then realized that something had happened and was still happening. Mrs.
-Leslie’s cheeks were burning and her usually tidy hair had escaped from
-its net and was standing out in a far from respectable manner. She
-looked at Josie with sad, unfriendly eyes, and her mouth trembled as
-she said:
-
-“Good evening!”
-
-“Good evening!” returned Josie. “I--I hope nothing is the matter, Mrs.
-Leslie.”
-
-“Matter! Nothing that I know of.” But Mrs. Leslie was too honest to
-dissemble and suddenly she lost all control of herself and sinking
-into a chair, burst into tears.
-
-“Oh, my dear, my dear!” cried Josie kneeling by her side. “Please,
-please, Mrs. Leslie, tell me if anything is the matter. Where is Mary?”
-
-Mrs. Leslie pointed to the closed bedroom door.
-
-“Not ill?”
-
-She shook her head in mute denial.
-
-“Is it something connected with me--with me and Major Simpson that has
-upset you so?”
-
-The lady did not speak, but a tightening of the hand which Josie held
-gave the girl to understand that it was something to do with her and
-the old detective that was making her weep.
-
-“And the watermelons--are they a private dish or am I to have a slice?
-Come now, my dear friend, for you are dear friends--both you and
-Mary--please tell me what it is all about. I feel you are angry with me
-about something and distrust me in some way. I must have a talk with
-you and Mary.”
-
-Mary, whose door was not so tightly closed that she could not hear her
-name mentioned, came quickly into the living room. She, too, had been
-weeping, but her mother’s wild message concerning watermelons had
-brought on a fit of uncontrollable laughter and now she was verging on
-hysterics. She tried to speak but could only giggle helplessly.
-
-Josie looked at mother and daughter with a quizzical expression as much
-as to say: “Well what next?” Then she drew Mary to a seat and standing
-in the middle of the room she spoke in a tone of patient gentleness and
-humility.
-
-“I feel sure that something has arisen to make you doubt and distrust
-me. I am to blame for this because I have been concealing something
-from you that no doubt I should have told you long ago, but my
-profession is such that it is wiser and safer to keep my own counsel.”
-
-“Oh--hh!” shuddered Mrs. Leslie. “Don’t tell us anything that you will
-regret. You can get away now if you go immediately and wild horses will
-not drag from me where you have gone. Indeed, you need not even tell me
-where you are going--but go quickly, poor child.”
-
-“Are you sending me away?”
-
-“Not sending you, just allowing you to go before it is too late. I may
-get into trouble for warning you but I don’t care. I cannot see you put
-behind bars.” Mrs. Leslie wept afresh.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XI
-
-MRS. LESLIE WON TO THE CAUSE
-
-
-“No doubt I deserve it,” said Josie solemnly.
-
-“Even if you do I cannot bear to think of your being there and,
-although it is not quite honorable of me to do so, I am going to assist
-you to run away. Honor isn’t everything. A woman must be human first
-and a human being could not stand by and see a poor young thing like
-you branded as a criminal with a terrible jail sentence staring you in
-the face.”
-
-“But, my dear lady, I have not confessed to being a real criminal--only
-not quite honest in that--”
-
-“But there is no line to draw where honesty is concerned. That is what
-you shall have to learn. One is either honest or dishonest--but you are
-so young--”
-
-“But, Mrs. Leslie, what do you and Mary think I have done?”
-
-“Not me!” cried Mary. “I am sure of you, Josie. I simply _know_ you
-have done nothing wrong.”
-
-“Thank you, Mary! Then what does your mother think I have done?”
-
-“Think--why, you poor dear child, I know you are a thief--at least a
-shoplifter,” blurted out Mrs. Leslie. “Major Simpson has been keeping
-his eye on you for weeks and weeks and he has at last rounded you up.
-Oh, why do we stand here and talk? You must be leaving before he gets
-here. I have telephoned him that you have come back.”
-
-“Ah--then I am the watermelons,” laughed Josie.
-
-“Yes, I meant lemons but I got so mixed because I was excited. I knew
-it was something people take to picnics and watermelons are good to
-take although they are only the shipped Georgia melons we get for the
-Fourth of July. All the time it was lemonade I was thinking about.
-Anyhow watermelons was nearer to it than sandwiches would have been. I
-know you think I am crazy but I’m not.”
-
-“No, I know very well you are exceedingly sane,” said Josie gently.
-“You are simply overwrought and are thinking aloud. But now tell me
-what it is. You mean you have telephoned Major Simpson that I have come
-back and he will be along soon with the handcuffs?”
-
-“Oh-h-h! Not that!”
-
-“Perhaps not,” smiled Josie, “but I think you had better let me make a
-clean breast of the whole affair and then we will decide what is to be
-done. In the first place, I am not a shop girl at all--”
-
-“Didn’t I tell you?” Mrs. Leslie said to Mary.
-
-“Please don’t interrupt, Mother,” begged Mary.
-
-“But I am a detective brought here from Dorfield by Burnett & Burnett
-to find out who has been shoplifting so successfully,” Josie continued.
-
-“Another detective!” gasped Mrs. Leslie.
-
-“Yes, although I must say that poor old Major Simpson hardly deserves
-to be called one. I have thought it best not to tell anyone what
-brought me to Wakely since both Mr. Charles and Mr. Theodore Burnett
-were opposed to letting Major Simpson know they had employed someone
-over his head, as it were. It seems he has never yet detected a thing
-about anybody, and while they do not want to hurt his feelings they
-are determined to track the thieves if possible. I was recommended to
-the firm as a capable person and was employed by them. We felt I could
-accomplish more if I had a job in the store and that is how I came to
-tell you that I was a shop girl. I have never liked having to conceal
-my real profession from you and Mary but it had to be done. Major
-Simpson from the first seemed to have a peculiar interest in me and
-I thought it was because he had heard of my father. Perhaps you have
-never heard of him, but he was one of the greatest and cleverest of
-detectives.”
-
-“Not Detective O’Gorman?” cried Mrs. Leslie. “Not the man who found
-Margaret Carson, the millionaire baby! Not the one who tracked down the
-famous counterfeiters at Dempsey’s Mill by hiding in a meal sack for a
-whole day and night! Not the one who proved the old maid sister had put
-rat poison in the chicken salad at the wedding just to get even with
-the young man who was marrying her sister all because one time he had
-shot her cat for stealing chickens! Oh, Josie, to think of my having
-you right here under my--my ceiling for all these weeks and not knowing
-you were Detective O’Gorman’s daughter. Why, my husband and I never
-missed a thing he did in the way of detecting crime and we followed
-every inch of his work if we could just get hold of it. Of course I
-knew he lived in Washington and if you had ever mentioned Washington I
-might have guessed, but you see, you never did.”
-
-“No, I never did,” said Josie, whose eyes were full of tears. How often
-she had mentioned her father, expecting him to be known and remembered,
-and how often she had been mortified at the ignorance of other persons.
-Now, here was this quiet country woman who had not even known how to
-punch on an electric light until she came to Wakely to live, yet she
-knew all about the great O’Gorman and gave him all honor and praise.
-
-“Go on, Josie! I did not mean to interrupt, but I just had to. I wish
-my dear husband could have met you. He was the one that got me so
-interested in detective tales. But go on!”
-
-“I believe I left off where I realized Major Simpson took an interest
-in me. This interest manifested itself in a peculiar way but I did not
-realize until this afternoon what the poor old man thought. I was so
-sure he was trying to find out O’Gorman methods of detecting that I
-went blindly on my way. The fact is, I teased the old fellow. He used
-to follow me around the street and I’d keep him guessing and then lose
-him. It is a very easy thing to do.”
-
-“The Sylvester Simpsons are very good people,” murmured Mrs. Leslie,
-but Mary gave her a beseeching glance and she desisted from further
-interruptions.
-
-“I have been walking the streets of Wakely a great deal because I
-have been determined to find out where the many employees of Burnett
-& Burnett’s live, as well as something about their habits. You see,
-Mr. Charles Burnett had a suspicion that the shoplifting was done from
-the inside. So while Major Simpson was under the impression that I was
-playing hide and seek with him I have really been on my job, which did
-not stop with closing time at the store. This afternoon I went out to
-Linden Heights to track down a young person and found she has given a
-fictitious address.”
-
-“Oh, how exciting!” exclaimed Mrs. Leslie. “Why do you suppose--?”
-
-“I don’t know but I am going to find out. A whole lot of things have
-happened this afternoon that I have to find out about. In the first
-place, there was a theft of some priceless lace and a mesh bag--”
-
-“Oh--h! I forgot that!” cried Mrs. Leslie. “And what were you doing
-with those things? That is what has been worrying me sick.”
-
-“I told you I did not know when you asked me before, and I told you the
-truth. Since then a gleam of light has been shed on how I got those
-things but it is such a faint gleam that I feel it best not to say
-anything more about it until I can see more clearly myself. I am going
-to ask you and Mary to trust me a little longer in so far as the lace
-and gold bag being found in my pocket is concerned.”
-
-“Indeed I have always trusted you, Josie,” declared Mary.
-
-“Well I must say I haven’t,” said Mrs. Leslie, stoutly, “and I’d like
-to know now where those things are. Major Simpson will be coming along
-here before you know it and I am not willing for him to find them in my
-apartment. Where are they, Josie?”
-
-“They are where they belong--with Mr. Theodore Burnett. I took them
-to him the moment I was aware of the fact that they were in my
-possession.”
-
-“Mr. Theodore Burnett! Then was he the man who came home with you, the
-one who stopped three doors up?”
-
-“Yes, that was Mr. Theodore Burnett, the junior member of the firm.”
-
-“Heavens above! And I took him to be one of your confederates!”
-
-“So he is, and we happen to be working on an inside job. It was never
-my idea to be so secretive about my being a detective, at least so far
-as Major Simpson was concerned, but the Burnetts were sure he would not
-know how to cooperate with me and that if a clue was found he would
-bungle because he is so--so--I might say, old fashioned, though that is
-hardly the word because the business of detecting crime is as old as
-crime itself, and what new wrinkles have been discovered do not amount
-to a row of pins.”
-
-“There now, it was that kind of talk that made me say you were not
-a notion counter girl,” said Mrs. Leslie. “But you will tell Major
-Simpson now, surely.”
-
-“No, not yet! I am afraid he would bungle things. Mr. Burnett and I
-have decided to keep him in the dark as to my business until the real
-thieves are caught.”
-
-“Of course if you catch the shoplifters you want the glory of it and
-if you took him in on it he might get half,” said Mrs. Leslie. “That’s
-human nature.”
-
-“I don’t care a snap for the glory,” laughed Josie. “It may be human
-nature, but it is not mine and it was not my father’s. I know you think
-this will sound smug, but honestly and truly the doing of the work is
-what interests me and anybody who wants to can walk off with the laurel
-wreath. Of course the laborer is worthy of his hire and I want the
-hard cash for delivering the goods. Not that I do the work for money
-either--that is, I don’t think about the money and of it while I am
-doing it. After it is all over it is rather pleasant to deposit a fat
-check in the bank.”
-
-“Yes, I reckon it is, and it takes money to dress as you do,” said Mrs.
-Leslie.
-
-“As I do?” laughed Josie. “Why, Mrs. Leslie, I don’t believe there is a
-girl at Burnett & Burnett’s so simply dressed as I am.”
-
-“Simply but elegantly!” insisted Mrs. Leslie. “I know dress goods when
-I see it--and shoes--there is nothing simple about your shoes.”
-
-“Well, you are right, my dear lady. I do get good material for my
-frocks and I do wear good shoes. By the way, what did Major Simpson
-think of my shoes?”
-
-“Your shoes!” and Mrs. Leslie blushed furiously. “What do you mean,
-Josie? But I’m not going to lie about it. The Major did go in your
-room, but he made me feel it was in the cause of the upholding of the
-law that I should take him there. He did not meddle with anything
-however--except--”
-
-“Except my little book in the top drawer,” teased Josie.
-
-“Yes--” faltered the much embarrassed hostess, “but how did you know
-that?”
-
-“I knew it in the first place because the book was not quite in the
-corner and the back turned in instead of out. But if I had not known it
-already this would have been proof that someone had been in my drawer.”
-Josie produced the broken cuff link.
-
-“Oh, my dear, I am so mortified that I let that bigoted old man make
-such a fool of me,” wailed Mrs. Leslie. “He doesn’t know the first
-thing about the detective business, either. And I thought he was so
-clever. You see he is the first one I ever knew and he talked so
-knowingly. The idea of his leaving a cuff link in the drawer! And to
-think of his spending all this time tracking down a detective! Anybody
-could see with half an eye that you are as honest as the day is long.
-Josie, I am going to do anything you tell me to keep your identity
-concealed from old Major Simpson. I don’t care if he does belong to one
-of the most respectable families in our county, with his ancestral home
-right next to mine--and I don’t care if he did give me a pink parasol
-when I was a little girl. He is a poor detective and that is what I am
-interested in.”
-
-“That’s the way to talk,” said Josie, and the girls laughed so merrily
-that Mrs. Leslie joined in. “But what line of subterfuge are we to
-decide on? It is really very important to keep the poor man fooled for
-a few days yet.”
-
-“I’ll phone him again and tell him the watermelons are to be with me
-for some time--I mean lemons--and he need have no fear of losing them.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XII
-
-A BOARDING HOUSE HERO
-
-
-When Major Simpson received the frantic message from Mrs. Leslie
-informing him the watermelons had come, for a moment he stood aghast,
-not knowing at all what she meant. Slowly a wary smile overspread his
-rotund countenance and he exclaimed:
-
-“By golly! There’s a woman for you! I’ll bet my gold-headed cane
-that somebody had caught on to the lemons and she realized I would
-have intelligence enough to grasp her meaning if she substituted
-watermelons. Of course--of course--picnics back in the grove behind
-the church--ice cold watermelons--ice cold lemonade. Even had she said
-fried chicken I should have been wise. Well, well! I must not neglect
-my digestion for this little shoplifter. Since she is safe in the hands
-of my good friend Polly Bainbridge I can eat my dinner in peace. I
-wonder whether or not the stolen goods are still on the wretch. I fancy
-not, but once we get our clutches on her she will divulge where she
-has hidden the loot.”
-
-Major Simpson was star boarder in the very select house run by Mrs.
-Celeste White. The place was called “Maison Blanche”. Mrs. White seemed
-to think that her name Celeste gave her sufficient reason for assuming
-a French air. For that reason at Maison Blanche the bill of fare was
-always the menu. The baking dishes were casseroles, the napkins,
-serviettes. She made desperate efforts to have old Aunt Maria called
-the chef but that worthy person objected.
-
-“No’m! I ain’t no shelf an’ I ain’t gonter be laid on none fer many a
-day yit. I’m a plain cook as fer as what you call me is consarned but
-I’m plain an’ fancy as fer as cookin’ is consarned. An’ what I cook air
-a gonter be called by the right name s’long as it air in my kitchen.
-When it gits as fer as the precinct of the butler’s pantry it kin
-begin ter change its name an’ not befo’. I cooks maccaroni an’ cheese
-in a bakin’ dish but Miss White she make a pass over it an’ by the
-time the boa’ders gits settled in they seats my maccaroni an’ cheese
-air fergetti O’ Gratty Ann. I don’t know who this here Gratty Ann is
-but she sho mus’ a been a great one fer the eatin’s since she got so
-many things named after her. They even got pertatters named her name
-only Miss White, she calls ’em pums. This Gratty Ann an’ that there
-Cassy Roll got they patent hitched on ter mos’ eve’y thing these days.
-In ol’ times Sally Lum an’ Brown Betty wa’ the onlies oomans what got
-they names in the cook book an’ now them two has ter take a back seat.
-The times air sho quare. Miss White she don’t even let cawfy be plain
-cawfy, that is when they dishes it up in them little doll baby cups,
-but she got ter name it after some low flung pusson called Demmy Task.
-I don’t know who Demmy Task is but she mus’ be a stingy one.”
-
-In the kitchen Aunt Maria ruled supreme, while in the parlor Major
-Simpson was monarch of all he surveyed--from the great Mrs. Celeste
-White herself down to the humble little Miss Willie Watts who rented
-Mrs. White’s attic room which she pleased to call a studio. Here Miss
-Willie made crayon portraits of the living and the dead for a living,
-and for pleasure she painted fancy pictures illustrating striking bits
-in mythology as well as her favorite songs. These pictures painted
-merely for the love of what the poor little woman called “her art” she
-never sold, because nobody ever bought them. But she was very generous
-with them at Christmas and on birthdays and weddings. According to Miss
-Willie Watts everything must be decorated--no space go to waste. Art
-abhorred a bare space as much as Nature did a vacuum.
-
-Major Simpson was the recipient of several of Miss Willie’s efforts.
-“The Lovers’ Tryst,” painted in a wooden mixing bowl, was touching
-indeed. Of course the poor man never did know what he was expected to
-do with a wooden bowl so he did nothing with it--just had it around.
-The small rolling pin tastefully decorated in new born cupids and
-suspended by silken cords and tassels attached to the handles, he
-guessed was meant for a cravat holder and so the vivid pink cupids
-peeped out from behind the old gentleman’s sober ties, constantly
-reminding him that the fool that the cynics tell us is born every
-minute may also be a lover.
-
-On this evening Major Simpson was in his glory. The paying lady guests
-at Maison Blanche were gathered together in the parlor, listening in
-wrapt admiration while the star boarder recounted with becoming modesty
-the almost superhuman intelligence he had exercised in tracking down
-the desperate criminal, little Josie O’Gorman. Of course he named no
-names for fear that by some means the terrible truth might be conveyed
-to his victim and she might escape.
-
-“How thrilling!” trilled a sweet young thing of some forty summers.
-“Oh, Major, you are wonderfully clever! I wish I might see you work.
-How will you proceed now? Will you swear out a warrant and go and
-arrest the wicked creature?”
-
-“No, no, not yet! It is most important to round up all of the girl’s
-confederates. In the mean time she is safe in the apartment of my
-friend, the widow from my county--”
-
-“A widow!” exclaimed Miss Willie Watts. “So she is a widow?”
-
-Miss Willie was a contented little woman and envied no woman anything
-except a dead husband. In her heart she had always longed to be a
-widow. Her imagination could not picture for her a live husband but she
-could easily see herself in a widow’s ruche with a long crepe veil. Her
-imagination even carved a name on the tombstone marking the grave over
-which she mourned so piteously. It was not always the same name, for
-Miss Willie allowed herself to be fickle in regard to her imaginary
-dead husbands; but for many months now she had thought how blissful it
-would be to be called the Widow Simpson and how handsome the name Major
-Sylvester Simpson would look on an imposing marble shaft--“beloved
-husband of Willie Watts”--or should it be Wilhelmina? Willie would look
-so boyish on a tombstone.
-
-Had Major Simpson realized the little artist was regarding him in “that
-bony light” no doubt he would have refused to let his cravats hang over
-the cupid covered rolling pin, but he merely counted her as one of the
-many lovely ladies who did him homage at the Maison Blanche, listening
-to his stories and applauding his cleverness.
-
-“Burnett & Burnett could hardly get along without you,” murmured Miss
-Willie, thinking of herself as cruel even to imagine the efficient
-righthand man of the department store as carved on a tombstone.
-
-“Well, they won’t have to. I could retire to-morrow if I chose, but the
-work of a detective is so engrossing that once one has engaged in it,
-it is impossible to relinquish it.”
-
-“Have you always been one?” asked the sweet young thing.
-
-“Not officially--but at heart, always.”
-
-“I wonder you did not get in Government Secret Service. You would have
-been invaluable,” cooed one of the ladies.
-
-“Ahem! Yes, but Burnett & Burnett needed me.”
-
-“Of course--but how noble of you to stay in Wakely when the logical
-place for you to be was Washington,” declared Miss Willie. Then she
-asked vaguely: “Do they bury Secret Service agents in Arlington?”
-Nobody knew, so nobody answered, and Miss Willie blushed furiously,
-fearing that Major Simpson might guess the foolish thing that was in
-her mind when she asked the seemingly inconsequent question. Miss
-Willie had a way of breaking into a conversation following her own
-train of thought rather than the subject under discussion, and the
-guests at Maison Blanche were accustomed to her peculiarity and paid
-little attention to it. One solemn looking old lady, who said little
-but missed nothing, gave a deep gurgling chuckle. This old lady’s
-name was Mrs. Trescott. She had occupied a small back bedroom at Mrs.
-Celeste Waite’s for as many years as Major Simpson had occupied the
-large front one.
-
-Mrs. Trescott’s chuckle was fortunately drowned by the dinner gong.
-The boarders trooped in and fell on the _purree de pois_ with the same
-gusto they would have employed had it been called plain pea soup. As
-soon as the first pangs of hunger were satisfied the conversation of
-the parlor was resumed.
-
-“But, Major Simpson, you haven’t told us what this naughty girl looks
-like,” said one of the ladies. “Of course she is beautiful and charming
-and very chic.”
-
-“No, I don’t think she is any of these things,” said the Major. “She
-is quite insignificant looking and her clothes are not of the latest
-style, though they are of very rich material. Her shoes are quite good
-and she is intellectual and well educated; speaks French with a good
-accent and reads Greek. Those high-brow crooks are the worst of all and
-the hardest to catch.”
-
-“_Boeuf a la mode_ to-day,” said Mrs. White by way of informing the
-assembled company that French with an accent was eaten at her table if
-not spoken. And one of the young men at the far end of the room said in
-a hoarse whisper:
-
-“That means biled beef.” But Mrs. Celeste White never heard anything
-she did not want to hear.
-
-There were three persons at Maison Blanche that might have been called
-thorns in the flesh or flies in the amber. They were two frivolous
-young men and one young woman who utterly refused to play the game of
-its being a French _pension_ and who openly made game of Major Simpson,
-calling him Sherlocko and asking him where Dr. Watsonia was. They had
-all their fun to themselves, however, as the other inmates loved to
-look upon their dinner as table d’hote and were sure that Major Simpson
-in flesh and blood was much cleverer than Conan Doyle’s fictitious
-detective. Mrs. Trescott was the only person who derived any amusement
-from the bad manners of the three young persons and she could not help
-giving her famous gurgling chuckle when any of their witty remarks
-touched her risibles.
-
-“Did you say pois meant cat?” one of the men asked.
-
-“No, peas! Why?” from the girl.
-
-“Oh, I thought it must mean cat or maybe kitten because it’s called
-purry and it sure does purr as it is taken in out of the cold. Listen!”
-
-Everybody involuntarily stopped eating and listened except one deaf old
-lady who was drinking her pea soup with such gusto that the noise she
-made did sound ridiculously like the purring of a cat.
-
-Mrs. Trescott chuckled and the three naughty ones giggled.
-
-“Oh, Mrs. White, you should hear the thrilling things Major Simpson has
-been telling us about a wicked shoplifter at Burnett & Burnett’s,” said
-one of the ladies as the soup dishes were removed and there was a lull
-in the business of eating.
-
-“Shoplifter?” asked one of the young men known as Jimmy Blaine. Jimmy
-was a cub reporter on a morning paper and his life was lived with his
-ear cocked for news. “Do tell us about it Sher--Major Simpson.”
-
-The Major, forgetting all about Jimmy’s profession and glad of the
-chance to entertain a new audience, one that had heretofore been a
-scoffing one, plunged again into the tale of how he had run down Josie
-O’Gorman to her lair. He waxed eloquent over the account of Mrs. Leslie
-and her doughnuts and coffee, even mentioning the pink parasol he had
-given that lady in her childhood.
-
-“And now all we have to do is round up the whole gang through this slip
-of a girl. She thinks she is clever but she is no match for Sylvester
-Simpson.” The Major sat back and beamed on his listeners, visibly
-swelling with pride.
-
-“Hope he don’t bust on me,” Jimmy’s side partner, Kit Williams,
-whispered to the naughty young woman who was always ready to giggle.
-
-“Tell us the name of this awful young person,” begged Jimmy.
-
-“Oh no, young man! When you get to be as old as I am and as experienced
-you will realize that one mustn’t tell names and tales too.”
-
-At this juncture Aunt Maria poked her head in the dining room door and
-announced:
-
-“Miss Celeste, Major Simpson’s phone air a ringin’ lak sompen wa’ on
-fiah. I’d go up an’ answer it myse’f if it would do any good--but when
-folks wants Major Simpson they wants him an’ I reckon they couldn’t use
-no substerchute.”
-
-“Ah, no doubt a development!” said the Major as he hurried to his room
-to quiet the persistent ringing of the telephone bell.
-
-He returned before the next course of the table d’hote was served.
-His genial pink face was beaming and like Kilmansegg, father of the
-immortal one of the golden leg:
-
- “Seem’d washing his hands with invisible soap
- In imperceptible water.”
-
-“Just as I said--a development,” he declared. “It was Mr. Theodore
-Burnett on the telephone. He informs me that the articles, purloined
-from his establishment this forenoon, have been returned.”
-
-“Oh, how thrilling! Did he say by whom?” asked the coy one.
-
-“That was not necessary. I did not even ask him who returned them. I
-knew.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIII
-
-JIMMY BLAINE GETS A SCOOP
-
-
-There were two morning newspapers in Wakely; one pink and one yellow.
-On week mornings half of the town read the pink journal and the other
-half the yellow one. On Sunday mornings the whole town read both. Jimmy
-Blaine worked for the yellow one.
-
-It was Jimmy Blaine’s regular business to go out on any consignment
-the powers that be might send him. It was his irregular business to
-make news if there was no news, thereby adding to his fame and bulging
-out his weekly pay envelope. While the Major was telling his tale Mrs.
-Trescott was the only one to notice how shiny Jimmy’s eyes were and how
-quick and almost feverish was his breathing. Before the last course was
-served Jimmy jumped from his seat.
-
-“’S’cuse me, but I must be a-hustling. No, Miss Celeste, no _souffle
-aux pruneaux_ for me this evening,” in answer to the hostess’s proffer
-of prune whip. “S’long everybody! See you in the morning.” Jimmy was
-gone.
-
-Several chuckles bubbled up from the depths of Mrs. Trescott’s satin
-bodice. That evening, when Mrs. Trescott made her usual weekly
-pilgrimage to the kitchen to speak to Aunt Maria and slip her the
-customary Saturday night tip she gave her an extra five cents,
-commissioning her to purchase the Sunday morning yellow journal for her.
-
-“Moughty ’stravagant Mis’ Trescott when they’s allus pufectly good
-Sunday papers a goin’ ter waste ’roun’ here. All you is got ter do is
-jes’ wait a while. Major Simpson has one, an’ Miss Celeste has one an’
-Mr. Jimmy Blaine is mo’n apt ter have two or three. I allus say ’taint
-no trouble ter start Monday mornin’ fiah at this here Mason Bluemange.
-If you want ter save yo’ nickel I’ll see that you gits the very fust
-paper that anybody gits through with.”
-
-“That’s very kind, Maria, but I want one all to myself to-morrow
-morning, and want it before anybody has pawed over it and mixed it up.
-I have an idea there will be something of especial interest to me.”
-
-Mrs. Trescott was right. Jimmy Blaine had not foregone the pleasures
-of prune whip for nothing. He had rushed pell mell to the office and
-frantically pounded out on an extra typewriter the whole story of Major
-Simpson and the shoplifter. He had named no names, thereby carefully
-sidestepping any chance for a libel suit, but he had so accurately
-described Burnett & Burnett’s that the whole of Wakely could but guess
-the department store mentioned in the story. The stage setting was
-realistic, the local color perfect, but the young journalist had let
-his fancy run riot where description of characters were concerned.
-
-Mrs. Trescott received her private Sunday morning newspaper, literally
-damp from the press. Aunt Maria was what she called “an early stirrer”,
-and the first newsboy that shouted his wares in the neighborhood of
-Maison Blanche was nabbed and made to deliver by the intrepid old cook,
-who patiently climbed the two flights of steps to Mrs. Trescott’s
-third-floor-back hall bedroom and poked the paper in her door.
-
-“Here you am, Mis Trescott, an’ a cup er cawfy ter tide you over come
-brekfus time. You mus’ be ’spectin’ of some funeral notice ter make you
-so besirous of a private paper.”
-
-Aunt Maria well knew that Mrs. Trescott had to watch her pennies very
-closely and the extravagance of five cents spent for first peep at a
-newspaper could mean little short of a death and a funeral.
-
-“Perhaps!” chuckled the lady, “but I’ll come read the news to you after
-while, Maria. I am more than obliged to you for your kindness. No doubt
-the coffee will help me bear up,” and then the old lady gave another
-deep soul-satisfying gurgle as she unfolded the damp newspaper and ran
-her eyes eagerly over the news columns.
-
-There it was, just as she knew it would be, but better, so much better!
-
-“Oh, the rascal, the young rascal! He has made a romance of that old
-fool Major’s finding the widow from his own part of the country and her
-helping him to track the criminal. He even has in the doughnuts and
-coffee and the pink parasol.”
-
-It might be said that Mrs. Trescott stopped chuckling and chortled.
-What difference did it make if one was poor and old and condemned to
-spend one’s days in a third-floor-back hall bedroom if one had a sense
-of humor equal to Mrs. Trescott’s. Her humor was the type that needed
-no second person with whom to enjoy the ridiculousnesses of life. Her
-solemn countenance gave no inkling to the outside world of the riot of
-fun going on within. The gurgling laughter that sought an outlet was to
-the uninitiated no more mirthful than the bubble of air arising from
-an old submerged mud turtle, appearing on the surface of the water and
-breaking.
-
-“I’d like to hear what the Burnetts have to say this morning,” she
-gasped. “Oh, that will be unprintable I am sure, but our Jimmy Blaine
-could make copy of it nevertheless. And the little shoplifter--no doubt
-she is happy at being put in the paper as beautiful beyond compare,
-with a dark mysterious past that tugs against her better nature--but
-the better nature prevails and she returns the stolen goods. I wonder
-Jimmy did not announce an engagement between her and Mr. Theodore
-Burnett. I think I’ll suggest it to him. A suggestion is all that is
-necessary to our Jimmy. Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy!”
-
-In the mean time Jimmy was sleeping the sleep of a cub reporter happy
-over a scoop and the fact that he had cleared a neat little sum on the
-extra columns of space he had filled so successfully. Kit Williams,
-his friend and room mate, had seized on the early edition Jimmie had
-brought home with him and his mirth was loud and lusty over what Jimmy
-had done to the Major.
-
-“Gee. Ain’t he the kid?” he cried. “I could kiss him where he sleeps if
-he wasn’t so unshaved.”
-
-“You try it,” muttered Jimmy sleepily, having come to life just enough
-to hear Kit’s ravings. “You try it and you’ll never shave again.” He
-then turned over and pulled the covers over his tousled head, hoping
-to be lost to the world until dinner time, breakfast offering no
-inducements to one who had been up all night making news for the greedy
-public.
-
-Miss Willie Watts was greatly excited over the article. It seemed
-to her very astonishing that the “paper” should know so much about
-something that had only just happened. At first she did not connect
-Jimmy Blaine with the story but when she did all she could say was:
-
-“But how did he know so much about the appearance of the poor wicked
-shoplifter when Major Simpson did not tell him any more than he did me?
-And how did he know the widow was handsome and dashing, the one who
-made the doughnuts and coffee? Major Simpson never said so in so many
-words. Ah me! All widows are handsome and dashing, it seems. I wonder
-if this won’t make the poor Major sick. I hope he won’t die--” and then
-she began dreaming of his tombstone and how it would look:
-
-“Major Sylvester Simpson, beloved husband of Wilhelmina--” etc.
-
-Mrs. Celeste White read the story and thought Jimmy was pretty clever
-but wished he had mentioned that the doughty hero lived at Maison
-Blanche.
-
-“A very good chance for some free advertising and I might just as well
-have had it,” she grumbled. “Young people seem never to think of such
-things.”
-
-The Major read the whole paper before he came to the part of the
-magazine section which carried his story. It was his custom to have
-breakfast in his room on Sunday morning so that he might take his ease
-before making the elaborate toilet he felt to be necessary for one
-whose duty and pleasure it was to pass the plate in church.
-
-“What’s this? What’s this?” he cried, glaring excitedly at
-Jimmy’s lurid headlines. “Story of Seductive Shoplifter--dashing
-widow--doughnuts and coffee--pink parasol--reunited after years of sad
-separation--Ahem--handsome detective--Tracked to her lair shop girl
-returns purloined articles! All will be forgiven and beautiful maiden
-will continue her labor at large department store so popular in the
-city of Wakely. Of course her identity will remain a secret--no person
-but the wily detective and the generous employer being aware of her
-identity.” The poor man groaned aloud and let his second cup of coffee
-get chilled.
-
-“Who, who can have done this? Ah--that wretched Jimmy Blaine! I forgot
-he was connected with the press. This vile sheet has always disgusted
-me. I never intend to read it again,” and then the old gentleman
-settled himself to con every word of Jimmy’s scoop. He found it rather
-pleasant to be written up as handsome and gallant, and the romance
-between himself and the Mrs. Leslie hinted at in the article was on the
-whole quite gratifying.
-
-“But the Burnetts! What will they think?” While no names were mentioned
-there could be little doubt of the identity of the persons in the story.
-
-“Let them think what they choose,” was Major Simpson’s final decision.
-“It is not for me, Sylvester Simpson, to account to the young Burnetts
-for my method of tracking criminals.” And then he proceeded to justify
-himself for having talked too freely before a cub reporter and even
-persuaded himself that the publicity given the shoplifting episode was
-a stroke of finesse that only a master mind, such as his, would have
-been capable of originating.
-
-“I can manage Charles,” he said to himself, “but I am not so sure of
-Theodore. He is an opinionated youngster.”
-
-In the mean time the “opinionated youngster” was doubled up with
-laughter over the magazine section of the Sunday paper.
-
-“Just when we thought we could put our hands on the criminals! Oh,
-Major Simpson, Major Simpson, what a legacy our father and grandfather
-left us in your portly person! And what will the little O’Gorman say to
-this?”
-
-What the little O’Gorman thought we may never know, but what she said
-was:
-
-“Oh, me, oh, my! As my father used to say; ‘The best laid schemes of
-mice and men gang aft aglee.’”
-
-She then betook herself to the quiet and peace of her own little
-bedroom, there to work out a plan and incidentally to read a few pages
-in her book of books, hoping her clever father might have left some
-words of wisdom bearing more directly on misplaced publicity than on
-the schemes of mice and men.
-
-Mrs. Leslie’s indignation knew no bounds when she read what the
-newspaper said about her.
-
-“Dashing widow indeed! I never dashed in my life.”
-
-“And certainly you never widded,” said Mary, trying not to laugh. “But,
-dearest, you should be proud that your coffee and doughnuts got into
-print, although anonymously. After all, nobody will know whose they
-were unless you tell them.”
-
-“You may be sure I’ll not do that. But one thing I am going to tell if
-I have to do it with my dying breath: I shall tell Sylvester Simpson
-that he is a pompous old idiot.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIV
-
-THE QUARREL NEXT DOOR
-
-
-Josie was right; the song of the frogs meant spring was on the way--in
-the air--in the ground--in one’s bones. The Leslies’ apartment was hot,
-hot to suffocation. The janitor, following in the footsteps of most
-janitors, had made up an extra hot fire in the furnace because it was
-Sunday and because it was a warm Sunday. When Josie sought the quiet of
-her own room to escape the reiterated wailings of Mrs. Leslie and to
-read her precious little book, she found the atmosphere oppressively
-heavy. To escape it she raised her window and leaned far out, drinking
-deep of the soft spring air. The little back yard was showing signs
-of coming to life. A brave little daffodil had poked a green nose up
-through the black earth and a foolish peach tree actually had a few
-precocious buds on one of its slender branches.
-
-“They’ll be nipped and deserve to be,” thought Josie. “But I reckon
-they can’t help it any more than I can resist almost falling out of
-the window in search of air.”
-
-Someone else was evidently of the same mind, as a window next to the
-one from which Josie was leaning was raised with some vehemence and an
-impatient voice, strangely familiar to Josie, exclaimed:
-
-“Gee, but it’s hot in this hole! I hate to think of summer’s coming.”
-
-“And I--ah, how I long for warmth--” drawled a woman’s voice with a
-foreign accent.
-
-Josie decided it was the Kambourians--mother and son. Then a
-goodnatured growl from the interior of the room gave evidence that Papa
-Kambourian was not far off.
-
-“_Nom de Dieu_--close the window, Roy! Do not you understand that Mamma
-and I have air enough during the week days to last us over the blessed
-Sabbath. That is the worst of these United States and all who happen to
-be born here as were you, _mon bon enfant_--air always air!”
-
-“And I! How about me being shut up in a shop all week with a bunch of
-silly girls, working like a dog--and when I do pull off a deal to have
-Mamma fall down on her part? I can’t get over it--losing the things.”
-
-“Now, now, boy!” and the goodnatured growl bordered on anger. “Let
-Mamma be! It was unavoidable. Has she not already wept oceans of tears?
-What are a few yards of wretched lace and a bit bauble of a gold bag
-to poor Mamma’s feelings? Let be, _mon fils_, and try again. A few
-more hauls and we will have enough to set up a small shop in the great
-metropolis.”
-
-“Not for me! I’m through I tell you--through for good and all. I’m
-sick of the whole wretched business. You and Mamma can keep on being
-foreigners all you want but I’m an American boy--almost a man--and I
-want to pull loose. I could make as much money walking straight as I do
-crooked.” His voice rose angrily and Josie felt that the boy was on the
-verge of tears in spite of his assertion that he was almost a man.
-
-“Shut the window!” roared the father. “Such foolish babble is enough to
-start the whole neighborhood talking!”
-
-“Now, now!” soothed the woman’s voice. “Don’t you and Papa quarrel.
-I know my little Roy will not what you call pull out yet and leave
-poor Mamma before she gets enough pretty things to start a little
-_boutique_. Shut the window like a gentle boy because the air may make
-Papa sick.”
-
-“How can air make one sick who sits all day on a sidewalk?”
-
-“And now you reproach poor Papa and Mamma because they sit all day
-and sell the pencils and shoe strings and paperrs,” whined the woman,
-though it was easy to grasp that the whine in her voice was pure
-burlesque. “Was I made for such a life? No, I tell you, nevaire!”
-
-At this juncture the window was closed with a vigorous slam and the
-eavesdropper heard no more. She had heard quite enough however to set
-her steady little heart a thumping.
-
-“I am almost as big an idiot as my worthy brother in arms, Major
-Simpson,” Josie took herself to task. “Anybody with a grain of sense
-would have known all along what I had to open a window to find out.
-Thank goodness for the over zealous janitor. I’ll give him a generous
-tip to-morrow. But mercy on us, how carefully I must go now. I can
-hardly trust myself not to burst in on the Leslies and tell them the
-whole thing. One thing I know, I must call in help from the police
-department, as much as I hate to get any clumsy folks mixed up in
-this. I know what I’ll do--” She made a feverish dive for her hat and
-jacket, and grabbing up her gloves rushed through the living room,
-saying in passing:
-
-“Expect me back when you see me but know that I am not running off for
-more than an hour or so.”
-
-“There now!” gasped Mrs. Leslie. “What a strange girl she is after all.
-What do you think is the matter, Mary?”
-
-“I think she has a clue and is following it up. All I am wondering is
-where she got it in such a short time and if she will tell us all about
-it later on. It is certainly interesting to have a person like Josie to
-rent a room from us, isn’t it Mother?”
-
-“I should say so; but I wish she wouldn’t be so sudden,” sighed Mrs.
-Leslie. “I think she ought to tell me what her clue is because I am
-sure I could help her.”
-
-Mary smiled. She was not so sure. Up to the present her mother had
-been more of a hinderance than a help to their little lodger. As for
-suddenness; nobody could have been more sudden than that lady in
-accepting without question the opinion of old Major Simpson merely
-because he had come from her county and had presented her with a pink
-parasol when she was quite a tiny girl.
-
-To a clever girl like Josie, it was an easy matter to find out the
-name of the reporter on the yellow journal who had spread himself so
-lavishly on the shoplifting story. First to the newspaper office where,
-it being a morning paper, the business of the day had not begun. The
-office was open, however, and a janitor was lazily sweeping the floor
-and grumbling because the one who took care of a daily newspaper office
-had no Sunday to speak of. The man at a desk agreed with him as did
-also the telephone girl whose business it was to handle the private
-switchboard.
-
-“May I speak with the city editor?” Josie asked meekly.
-
-“Not in yet!” growled the man at the desk. “Anything I can do?”
-
-“Oh, please, if you will be so kind--I want the name and address of the
-reporter who had the shoplifting story in the paper this morning.”
-
-“Whatcher want with it? It’s against the policy of the paper to divulge
-names and addresses. The management holds itself responsible for all
-stories published in its columns and the management has not come down
-yet.”
-
-“I merely wanted to give the man a chance on another scoop, but since
-you are evidently not desirous of scoops I’ll look up the other paper.”
-
-“How’s that? Scoop? Give it to me! I’ll get hold of Jimmy Blaine in a
-minute. The truth of the matter is, young lady, I am the management
-but it’s policy to keep it dark when anybody is on the war path. I was
-afraid you were one of the wronged ladies in Jimmy’s story--but I might
-have known you weren’t.”
-
-“Well, if you can get hold of this Jimmy I’d be very much obliged.”
-
-“What is the nature of your story? Anything like the one this morning?”
-
-“No, this one is a true story. There is mighty little that is true
-in the scoop of the morning except perhaps the pink parasol and the
-doughnuts. Would it be against the policy of the paper for you to
-divulge just what part of the management you are?”
-
-“Ahem! I am part owner and managing editor.”
-
-“Then you’ll do, but please get this Jimmy here as fast as you can so I
-can tell the tale to both of you at once and save time and breath.”
-
-Jimmy Blaine was forced to uncover his head and listen to his room
-mate.
-
-“Boss wants you and wants you in a hurry. He says never mind dolling
-up, but just come along. He’s on the phone now and Miss Celeste says it
-must be important because he sounds so brisk.” Thus spake Kit Williams,
-going through the operation on sodden Jimmy known as “cold pigging”,
-that is, applying a wet sponge to a sleeper’s face.
-
-“Don’t hide! Get up and go to the phone,” insisted Kit as Jimmy
-snuggled down in the bed clothes and again covered his tousled head.
-
-“Aw gee! Have a heart, cantcher? Don’t go joking me, Kit, that’s a good
-boy.”
-
-“Well then, lose your job if you want to. What’s it to me? You blooming
-idiot, didn’t you hear me say that the boss himself is hollerin’ for
-you. I reckon he’s got a mouthfull to say about that lurid tale you
-pulled off in this morning’s paper.”
-
-“He saw it before it went in,” growled Jimmy. “If there is any trouble
-it is up to him. Ain’t he the management?”
-
-“I thought that would wake you up. Now get up and put on your dressing
-gown--here it is--here are your slippers. Never mind your boudoir cap,
-just slip along to the phone.”
-
-Jimmy meekly obeyed. There was no use in grumbling when one’s boss was
-on the line.
-
-“Hello!” he said in a voice as sweet as honey.
-
-“Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Be right down. Don’t let her get away.”
-
-“Breakfast? No sir! What’s breakfast! Never eat on Sunday, that is,
-breakfast. Be down in a jiffy.”
-
-It was a wide awake Jimmy who, after turning on a cold shower, tore
-back to his room and began to throw on his clothes like a lightning
-change vaudeville artist.
-
-“So long, Kit, old fellow. Something big is up but I don’t know what.
-It’s got something to do with Sherlocko Simpson, I think, but I’ll see
-you later,” and the youngster was out on the street and running for a
-trolley in less time than it would have taken the fire department to
-answer an alarm.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XV
-
-JOSIE SETS A TRAP
-
-
-Jimmy Blaine did not now just what he was expecting but he knew it
-was not a quiet, business-like young person like Josie who showed
-no shyness and at the same time no brazenness, but with the utmost
-composure stated the case and put it up to the management whether
-or not it was worth while to pursue the scoop unearthed by the cub
-reporter. As soon as Jimmy breezed in, all on fire for more sensational
-news, Mr. Cox introduced him to the visitor. Josie gave him a boyish
-handshake and then plunged into the matter in hand.
-
-“In the first place I am a detective, Josie O’Gorman from Washington
-and late of Dorfield. My father--”
-
-“Not the O’Gorman!” from Mr. Cox.
-
-“Yes,” beamed Josie. “I am here with Burnett & Burnett to catch the
-shoplifters that have been busy lately.”
-
-Jimmy surreptitiously produced a pencil and endeavored to get hold of a
-linen cuff, but Josie stopped him:
-
-“Please, Mr. Blaine, none of this is for publication as yet. You can
-get the whole story in good time and it will be a good one I am sure. I
-have come to the newspaper for help because in my experience the live
-wires are on newspapers and not on the police force. I cannot say for
-sure that the police of Wakely would bungle, but I can say that the
-police of Dorfield would and have. My father believed in the press as a
-great detective power and I have had more help from a young newspaper
-man in Dorfield than all the police; in spite of the fact that Chief
-Lonsdale of Dorfield is my very dear friend. But this young Dulaney--”
-
-“Not Bob Dulaney of the --th Regiment?” cried Jimmy.
-
-“Yes--Bob Dulaney!”
-
-“Gee! This is great! Shake again!” cried Jimmy. “I’ve spent many a
-night lying in the mud near Bob, over there.”
-
-“Then you know Danny Dexter, too?”
-
-“Know him? Know him like a book! Why Danny was my Father Confessor.
-Many a time he’s told me what’s what. You see, I was the kid of the
-regiment and some of the fellows seemed to think it was up to them to
-make me walk chalk. I walked it all right.”
-
-“We’ve no doubt you did,” twinkled Mr. Cox.
-
-“Well, Danny Dexter married my best friend; but that’s another story
-and we’d better get back to business. Please let me say that I’m glad
-I came to the newspaper for cooperation as I’m pretty sure a friend of
-Bob Dulaney and Danny Dexter is going to be on the job and deliver the
-goods,” said Josie.
-
-Jimmy Blaine grinned happily, proud that his boss should hear him
-praised through his friends.
-
-Josie plunged into a recital of the Kambourians and how she had been
-mystified by them from the moment she saw them on the street that first
-Sunday in Wakely. She told of the baffling likeness the youth had to
-someone she had seen before; of her finding board in the same apartment
-house with them, by chance as it were; of Miss Mary Leslie’s encounter
-with a beggar in the hallway and of her identification of this beggar
-as the man whose habit it was to sit all day at the front entrance of
-Burnett & Burnett’s. She then touched on Major Simpson’s laughable
-mistake concerning her own character.
-
-“He thinks I am the shoplifter and has had me under surveillance ever
-since I have been employed by his firm. I only grasped this fact
-yesterday. I knew he was following me around but I was conceited enough
-to fancy it was my methods that interested him. I thought maybe he knew
-I was my father’s daughter and was trying to learn something.”
-
-Jimmy gasped:
-
-“Then you are the one he thinks he has trapped.”
-
-“The same! Thank you for making me such an irresistible vamp.”
-
-“What! What! Is your story not true?” Mr. Cox looked both alarmed and
-irritated.
-
-“It’s practically what old Simpson told right out at the boarding house
-table. Of course I kind of--er--er--embellished it a little, but the
-story is almost as he gave it--doughnuts and coffee and all.”
-
-“It is what Major Simpson thinks is true, but suppose I go on with
-my tale. I am sure Mr. Blaine wrote the matter up quite correctly
-according to newspaper etiquette--certainly there is no handle
-for legal trouble,” soothed Josie. “If I don’t mind being called
-a beautiful criminal I am sure Mrs. Leslie should not mind being
-published as a fascinating widow. Anyhow, no names were used, so what’s
-the difference?”
-
-“Perhaps you are right,” said Mr. Cox, smoothing out his troubled brow.
-“Pray proceed. Your story is most interesting.”
-
-“Please tell us--did you return the goods to Mr. Burnett?” asked Jimmy.
-
-Then Josie told of the twisted newspaper and her discovery of the lace
-and gold mesh bag and her taking the articles to Mr. Burnett. She also
-told of having tried to locate the haughty Miss Fauntleroy.
-
-“And now--to sum up: Miss Fauntleroy is a fake and wishes to conceal
-her address. The newspaper I bought from the old woman who sits at the
-rear entrance of Burnett & Burnett’s had passed through the hands of
-Miss Fauntleroy and she put the stolen goods in the paper and twisted
-it up and returned it to the old woman.”
-
-“Golly!” was all Jimmy could say. “And this Miss Fauntleroy?”
-
-“It came to me all of a heap this very day that it was she to whom the
-young Kambourian had the haunting likeness. I had seen her in the
-store and been rather interested in her because she seemed different
-from the other employees. She is evidently the daughter of the house
-and the old beggar is none other than the mother, Madame Kambourian.
-The father begs at the front door, the mother at the back, and the
-daughter takes what suits her fancy and deposits it now with Mamma and
-now with Papa.”
-
-“But you said this Madame Kambourian was handsome,” objected Mr. Cox.
-“Handsome and not at all old--hardly old enough to be the mother of the
-youth.”
-
-“Yes, but age is easier to assume than youth. She had on a clever
-make-up. I wonder how much she takes in each day, selling papers and
-never having the change.” Then Josie proceeded to tell all that she
-had overheard through the open window, and how this was made possible
-because of the janitor’s having been too lavish with the owner’s coal.
-
-“Now we must round up the whole bunch. The boy is mixed up in it
-somehow, though he is still a mystery to me. I could not gather just
-exactly what he does to increase the family income but I am sure it is
-something of which he is not proud. I feel rather sorry for the boy
-because I am sure he’d like to cut the whole bunch and be honest. The
-entire family is interesting to me. The man and woman seem so fond of
-each other and so considerate. I’ll give you my word they are much more
-loving than many married couples one sees.”
-
-“You have not seen this Miss Fauntleroy there, have you?” asked Mr.
-Cox. “You are not really sure that she belongs there.”
-
-“Not so sure that I could swear to it in a court of justice, but so
-sure that I could safely say I’d eat my hat if she is not,” laughed
-Josie. “I think she must be twin sister to this boy. I don’t want to
-brag, but when I get a hunch like this it is apt to be right.”
-
-“Well then, let’s proceed on the assumption that Miss Fauntleroy is in
-reality Miss Kambourian. What next?”
-
-“Next we must plan a campaign of watchful waiting. I will take charge
-of the interior of Burnett & Burnett’s, keeping a never closing eye on
-Miss Fauntleroy. I must have help to look after the beggar at the front
-and the one at the back as well as the Kambourian apartment, both front
-and back.”
-
-After much thought and discussion Mr. Cox and Josie, with the alert
-intelligence of Jimmy Blaine to advise with them, decided the thing was
-too big not to call in the assistance of the police. The blue coats
-might bungle, but at least they could be set to watch the alley behind
-the apartment house and report anything out of the way.
-
-“We’ve got a new chief here who is not so hide bound as the old one
-was; in fact, he is very down-to-date in his methods. I am sure he will
-cooperate with us. Call him up, Jimmy, and see if he is at his office.
-Sunday is no more of a holiday to the police than to newspaper men.”
-
-The chief proved to be having a holiday in spite of its being Sunday,
-but an alert young sergeant answered the call and even expressed
-himself as willing to come to the newspaper office instead of having
-the newspaper office come to him. The tale was quickly told. Sergeant
-Tanner agreed with Josie on the plan of procedure.
-
-“Who am I, anyhow, to take issue with the daughter of the great
-O’Gorman? I reckon you are a chip off the old block, Miss, because if
-you had not been you never would have caught that Markle bunch. We know
-all about that here in Wakely. We know how you tracked down that chap
-in Atlanta, too, the one who had put his step-sister-in-law in a bug
-house and was planning to marry her and cop the fortune. We know about
-the kidnapping case in Louisville, also. You see we aren’t named Wakely
-for nothing. Anyhow we are awake enough to keep up with the detective
-news.”
-
-Josie could not help being flattered by Sergeant Tanner’s recognition
-of merit but she merely blushed a little and said:
-
-“It was all luck, absolutely nothing but luck that made me successful
-in those cases.”
-
-“I hope your luck will keep up,” said Mr. Cox.
-
-“Of course plain clothes men are what we will need,” said the sergeant,
-“and I think I’ll be one of them. Shall I take over the apartment house
-and the entrances to Burnett & Burnett’s?”
-
-“All right!” agreed Jimmy ruefully, “but what’ll I be doing? I want to
-get in on this somewhere.”
-
-“You might be an inside man and help me in the shop,” said Josie.
-“Somebody must watch Major Simpson or he’ll bungle things.”
-
-Sergeant Tanner was much amused over the poor Major and his bungling.
-
-“He’s a terrible dub at detecting. If he had called us in on this
-shoplifting trouble we might have helped him but old Simp thinks he
-knows it all and he is as ignorant of the game as a new born babe.
-Now, Miss O’Gorman, I’ll detail some sharp men to keep an eye on the
-apartment house to-night and others to look after it every minute of
-the day to-morrow.”
-
-“And I’ll come in the shop and buy things and even make up to Miss
-Fauntleroy,” suggested Jimmy.
-
-“Don’t get too much in evidence,” cautioned Josie. “And Sergeant
-Tanner, be sure to keep a watch over the blind beggar man in front. As
-for the woman with papers, I have an idea she will not come to work for
-a day or so, not in the guise of an old woman, at least.”
-
-Josie felt it wise to see Mr. Burnett for a moment before returning
-home to inform him how matters were progressing and to ask his approval
-of the move she had made in taking both newspaper men and police force
-into her confidence.
-
-He approved highly. “Between the two you will be sure to get help. As
-for poor old Simpson, I wish he would have a slight indisposition that
-would keep him away from the store to-morrow. Hasn’t he messed things
-up, though?”
-
-“Perhaps not! Anyhow I am hoping the Kambourians are so foreign they
-don’t read the American newspapers. The chances are they know nothing
-of the publicity given the matter.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVI
-
-MRS. LESLIE TURNS DETECTIVE
-
-
-“How can anybody call Monday a blue day?” asked Josie the next morning
-as Mrs. Leslie served a dainty breakfast to the two girls. “It seems to
-me to be the most wonderful morning in the whole week. Even wash day
-holds no terrors for me. It always has been the very best day of all
-for me, a kind of weekly Easter, a day in which the whole world can
-start afresh.”
-
-“I’m glad you like it,” said Mrs. Leslie, grimly. “I’ve been brought
-up to feel differently.” Mrs. Leslie was having a mental and moral
-reaction from the excitement of the Saturday and Sunday just passed.
-“Monday was always a serious day with us in the country.”
-
-“But, Mother,” laughed Mary, “you surely do not consider it your
-religious duty to be blue on Monday.”
-
-“Not exactly religious--but--”
-
-“Now, Mrs. Leslie, please don’t be too down-hearted or too busy
-because I have a task for you that I am sure you can’t resist.”
-
-“Don’t be too sure child, because I am planning to clean beds to-day.
-The sun is shining and it is a good thing to be beforehand with beds. I
-can sun the things in the back yard--”
-
-“The very thing!” cried Josie delightedly. “The more you are out in the
-back yard the better because I do so want you to keep an eye on those
-Kambourians from the rear. They will not be the least suspicious of a
-busy housewife engaged in the legitimate search connected with beds and
-early spring.”
-
-Mrs. Leslie’s Monday gloom lifted a little. Being a private detective
-was rather more interesting than the usual humdrum of housekeeping. She
-promised Josie to keep a sharp lookout on the neighbors.
-
-“You never can tell about foreigners. They are more than apt to be off
-color,” she declared. “If they do anything peculiar while you are away,
-how must I proceed, Josie?”
-
-“Proceed to call up Burnett & Burnett, phone number, Preston 11, and
-ask for Mr. Theodore Burnett--take no substitute. Tell him who you are
-and what is happening. He will do the rest. The Kambourians may be
-absent all day but the chances are the woman will not leave the house.
-The place is even now being watched by detectives. But detectives do
-not always see everything and I am depending on you to see what they
-don’t see.”
-
-“Detectives watching the house now!” cried Mrs. Leslie, “I should say
-this isn’t a blue Monday. I am thrilled indeed to be in the midst of a
-mystery. Hurry up and get off, girls, so I can get out in the back yard
-and see what I see.”
-
-“Now, Mother, don’t overdo it,” cautioned Mary.
-
-“Me overdo it!” said Mrs. Leslie, indignantly. “I know exactly how
-to behave under the circumstances. I am going to run in and out
-with pillows and blankets and carry out one slat at a time and put
-mattresses in the windows and let them fall in the yard. I just wish
-you and Josie could see me.”
-
-“I wish we could,” laughed Josie. “I am sure you are going to do it
-splendidly and I am so glad you are interested in it. I just know you
-will beat all the police in Wakely in helping to bring these crooks to
-justice.”
-
-The girls were hardly out of the house when Major Simpson was calling
-Mrs. Leslie on the telephone. The dear lady had not bargained for such
-a development and it was with difficulty that she commanded her voice
-to answer the smug old man as she knew he must be answered. She was
-sorry she had not asked instructions from Josie on how to meet such an
-emergency, but Major Simpson took matters in his own hands and there
-was little for her to say but yes and no.
-
-“And how is my one time neighbor this morning? I hope she is well.”
-
-“Yes, thank you!”
-
-“Has that artful young person left your house?”
-
-“Yes!”
-
-“And she is going to return to her labors at Burnett & Burnett’s?”
-
-“Yes!”
-
-“What did she say concerning the article in the paper yesterday? You
-saw it, did you not?”
-
-“Yes!”
-
-“It was unfortunate that it should have been published but newspapers
-are ever on the alert for just such stories; human interest, you know.”
-
-“Yes!”
-
-“Was the artful person angry at the publicity given the matter?”
-
-“No!”
-
-“What did she say?”
-
-“I can’t remember exactly, but I think she said ‘Gee.’”
-
-“Of course I shall be for dismissing the young person, but Mr. Theodore
-Burnett evidently thinks otherwise. These young men think they know it
-all, but I have not dealt with crime all these years without acquiring
-some knowledge of the youthful criminals. There is no reforming them.
-Well, Miss Polly, I thank you for cooperating so wonderfully with me in
-this matter. And you are not angry that the story--er--er--concerning
-the coffee and doughnuts and er--er--the pink parasol should have
-leaked out?”
-
-Mrs. Leslie’s: “Old idiot!” slipped out before she knew it but Major
-Simpson’s: “What? What?” brought her to her senses and she covered
-her retreat with a cough and smoothed things down by: “Old intimate
-friends,” hoping that intimate and idiot might sound more or less alike
-over a telephone.
-
-“Of course you will not let this young person remain under your
-roof,” the Major proceeded. “I feel in a measure er--er--responsible
-for you, Miss Polly, and hope you will allow me to dictate to you
-to some extent. This young woman, even though Mr. Theodore Burnett
-is so soft hearted as to keep her in the employ of his firm, is
-hardly a fit person to associate with you or your--er--er--charming
-daughter--because I am sure she is charming if she is your daughter. I
-wish you would promise me that this O’Gorman person will not remain in
-your home another night.”
-
-Mrs. Leslie hung up the receiver with a click. She was possessed with a
-fury against the interfering Major that made it impossible to continue
-the conversation although all that it entailed at her end was a
-monosyllabic reply. She could well picture him at the other end of the
-line, indignantly upraiding the telephone operator for having so rudely
-cut him off. Her bell rang again sharply but she scorned answering it
-and went about her combined business of bed airing and female sleuthing
-with added vigor.
-
-“Miserable old man that he is! Wants me to turn a girl out in the
-street just because he has made up his mind she is a thief. I don’t
-feel bad any longer about hoodwinking the old idiot. He is narrow and
-mean or he wouldn’t ask me to do it.”
-
-Josie was right in her guess--Madame Kambourian did not leave the
-house that day. She, too, found many things to busy her on that bright
-Monday. Much sorting and airing seemed to be going on in the apartment
-next to the Leslies. Several times Mrs. Leslie looked up from her
-labors and saw the pleasant, plump countenance of Mrs. Kambourian
-peering at her from the open window. Once she nodded and a cheerful
-“Good mor-r-rning,” was the response.
-
-“A nice day for preliminary spring cleaning,” ventured Mrs. Leslie.
-
-“Ver-r-ry nice,” said the neighbor, placing a silver fox scarf and a
-sealskin jacket on the window sill where the sun could shine upon them.
-
-“You are not expecting moths this soon are you?” queried Mrs. Leslie.
-
-“Moths? You mean the cr-r-eatures that feed upon the fur-r and wool?
-Ah, Heaven forbid! I merely sun my things because I love the sun and
-then it is war-r-m and I may not need them now for many months. I pack
-them up per-r-haps.”
-
-Through the open window Mrs. Leslie could see a large packing box and
-a wardrobe trunk.
-
-“Getting ready to leave! It looks to me as though Josie should know
-this,” she said to herself. Preston 11 was immediately called for by
-the eager amateur detective and Mr. Theodore Burnett put on the line.
-
-“This is Mrs. Leslie, Mr. Burnett, Josie O’Gorman’s friend. Please tell
-her the foreigners next door to us are getting ready to move and the
-woman is sunning a silver fox scarf and a sealskin jacket, both of them
-too good for anybody living in this house to use. I haven’t any good
-furs of my own but I can tell them a mile off.”
-
-Mr. Theodore Burnett smiled and made a note of the fact that the
-amateur lady detective had no furs but knew good ones a mile off.
-This was the same lady of whose judgment in the matter of dry goods
-Major Simpson had spoken so highly, knowing from the first that Josie
-O’Gorman’s clothes were of material too good to have been bought from
-the salary of a novice at the notion counter.
-
-“Clever lady!” he muttered in an aside, “Must keep her in mind.” He
-thanked her profusely for the information and begged her to keep a
-sharp lookout through the day. “The evidence you have gathered is
-invaluable, my dear lady,” he assured her.
-
-“The window is open and I can see a large packing box and a wardrobe
-trunk and this Kambourian woman is folding and packing as fast as she
-can. I gossiped with her a moment, quite casually, and she told me
-herself she was thinking of moving. You’d best tell Josie right off.”
-
-“You are right! Thank you, and good bye!”
-
-Mr. Burnett had just hung up the receiver when Major Simpson came
-bustling into the office.
-
-“Ah, Mr. Theodore, and how are you this nice sunny morning? Spring
-in the air, my boy, spring! I have come to see you concerning this
-O’Gorman person. Singular case--quite singular! She is actually working
-behind the notion counter this morning quite as though nothing had
-happened--not at all abashed--but meek withal, meek and I must say
-modest. She dropped her eyes when I passed and had occasion to stoop
-and hide her head. Modest, quite modest! I feel more inclined to deal
-gently with one who shows becoming modesty.”
-
-Mr. Burnett could not help a sly smile but he controlled himself and
-said rather sternly:
-
-“Major Simpson, I ask you to let me do what dealing is necessary with
-Miss O’Gorman, in fact, I ask you most emphatically.”
-
-This was as near as either of the Burnett brothers had ever come to
-commanding the old gentleman whom they had so unwillingly inherited
-from their predecessors, but Mr. Theodore Burnett had no intention of
-letting Major Simpson mix himself up in the matter of Josie O’Gorman
-and her methods any more than possible.
-
-“Certainly!” said the elderly detective, stiffly. “I have never been
-one to overstep authority, but I feel it is my duty to warn you, young
-and untried, against the machinations of a type like this O’Gorman
-person.”
-
-“All right, Major Simpson, I am warned--and now I shall go and
-interview the young lady.”
-
-“Do not be too easy on her,” insisted the determined Major. “I am--”
-But what he was saying Mr. Burnett did not wait to hear. He felt that
-Josie must be told immediately of the silver fox scarf and fur coat
-sunning in the rear window at Number 11 Meadow Street, and of the large
-packing box and wardrobe trunk and of Mrs. Leslie’s gossip. He was in
-the elevator and making for the street floor of the store before the
-Major’s sentence was completed.
-
-All was as Major Simpson had reported. There was Josie O’Gorman
-conducting herself as though nothing had happened, selling tapes and
-pins with as much industry as she would have shown had her living
-depended upon it.
-
-At the jewel novelty counter across the aisle Miss Fauntleroy moved
-with deliberate grace, totally unconscious of the fact that the sandy
-haired little person with the unimportant countenance, who seemed so
-busy making unimportant sales of bone buttons and shoe laces, never
-once let the haughty beauty get out of her line of vision.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVII
-
-THE GIRL IN THE RED TAM
-
-
-There was an undercurrent of excitement at Burnett & Burnett’s on that
-sunny Monday morning. Every clerk in the store had either read or heard
-of the article in the Sunday paper. There was much conjecture as to the
-identity of the beauty who had purloined the goods and then returned
-them to Mr. Burnett.
-
-“It sounds like they were talking about me,” said Gertie Wheelan,
-patting her permanent wave complacently. “That is, all but me being a
-thief. Min knows I never took a bunch of lace off her counter because
-when she missed it I was standing right here by her.”
-
-“Of course I know you didn’t, Gertie,” laughed Min, “but the fact that
-you were standing near me when I missed it isn’t very good evidence
-that you didn’t take it. I reckon your character is about the best
-evidence that you didn’t take it. You are a vain old goose, Gertie, but
-everybody knows you are as honest as you are vain, and that is going
-some.”
-
-Gertie did not know whether to be complimented or not, but since it
-was pleasanter to be flattered than to be censured she decided to be
-flattered.
-
-“I’ve a great mind to ask old Simp who it was,” whispered Min.
-
-“I already did that,” put in Jane Morton, “and he had the cheek to
-pretend he did not know what I was talking about. You see no names
-are mentioned in the paper. He hummed and hawed and stuck out his
-chest and patted his white waistcoat and said: ‘Really, my dear young
-lady, I cannot conjecture er--er’ and he swelled up a little more and
-went on: ‘Of course I cannot deny that I know what is going on in
-this establishment, but prudence compels me to dissemble er--er--to
-dissemble.’”
-
-The girls all laughed at Jane’s droll mimicry.
-
-“Have you had a chance to ask Josie O’Gorman what she thinks?” asked
-Min. “Josie is a mighty wise little girl and I betcher she has her own
-thinks on this subject just as she has on every other.”
-
-“Yes, I asked her,” replied Jane, “and she just laughed and said maybe
-she was the wicked beauty her own self. She said she might as well be
-because old Simpson had never taken his eye off her the whole morning.
-Sure enough, there the old fellow was, circling around the notion
-counter glaring all the time at Josie. I don’t see how she stands it.
-I’d have to call him down and either make him quit his foolishness
-or offer some explanation. Josie went on making sales and paid no
-attention to him except once when he came close up to her she ducked
-under the counter so she could relax into a giggle.”
-
-The girls had met for a moment near the cashier’s desk. Similar groups
-were forming and breaking through the entire building.
-
-“Who do you think it is?” was asked again and again.
-
-Now and then some know-all would make a positive assertion such as: “I
-know on good authority who it is but I am not at liberty to divulge the
-name.”
-
-“Look!” and Min nudged Jane Morton. “There’s Mr. Theodore Burnett
-talking to Josie O’Gorman. Old Simpson has left the floor. I saw him
-going up on the elevator. I wonder what our junior member wants with
-Josie. Look! She is evidently getting leave from the head of the
-department. Jiminy crickets! If she isn’t leaving with the boss!”
-
-Min was right. Josie was leaving the floor with Mr. Theodore. The
-information Mrs. Leslie had telephoned must be treated seriously and
-without delay. The police must be warned and Josie felt the time
-had come for a search warrant to be issued on the Kambourians. She
-accompanied Mr. Burnett to his office and soon had the police station
-on the line.
-
-“Any report from the detectives watching 11, Meadow Street?” she asked.
-
-“Nothing doing there!” was the answer from the man at the desk.
-
-“Well, I have inside information that the woman is packing up, so
-you better get a search warrant ready and keep a close watch on the
-premises,” she commanded. “Don’t let the men leave their post for a
-moment.”
-
-“Hump!” grumbled the police sergeant, “anybody would think--” But what
-anybody would think was lost on Josie who hung up the receiver with a
-click.
-
-“Asleep at the switch as usual!” she exclaimed. “But I must hurry back
-to my counter. I wish that old Major Simpson would get busy and help
-me instead of circling around me with his eyes hanging out on his
-cheeks.”
-
-“Shall I make him stop?” asked Mr. Burnett.
-
-“Oh no, perhaps he is safer watching me than he would be helping me.
-Anyhow that Jimmy Blaine is on the job all right. He has been popping
-in and out of the store all morning pretending to buy socks and ties
-and matching ribbons for his imaginary wife. He is a clever lad. I have
-a notion I’d better give up selling things for a while if you will
-supply a girl for my counter.”
-
-“Indeed, yes!” agreed Mr. Theodore.
-
-When Josie did not return to her duties of selling notions the girls at
-the neighboring counters commented on it.
-
-“Do you reckon she’s been shipped?” wondered one.
-
-“Hardly--she’s too good at the business and as regular as clock work.”
-
-“It’s funny she went off with the boss and has been gone an age and no
-sign of her. I do hope she isn’t in any trouble. Look! There’s a green
-girl at the button counter!”
-
-“Whatcher reckon is the matter? That old Simp is at the bottom of
-it I betcher. He’s been bugging his eyes out at Josie for ever so
-long. Look, there he is back again. He looks worried over something.”
-Thus spoke Min, but her flow of eloquence was cut short by a customer
-demanding to see some Irish lace.
-
-“The best is none too good for me,” asserted the customer sharply. She
-was a young woman with bobbed black hair very much becurled, a mouth
-so painted it gave one the impression that she had been eating poke
-berries, cheeks to match not only lips but a string of red, red beads
-twisted several times around her throat and hanging to her waist.
-In her hand she carried a bright red swagger stick. Her hat--a red
-tam--was worn far on one side. Brows and lashes were blackened to match
-the blue-black hair.
-
-“Sure!” said Min demurely. “The best is none too good but it may be too
-costly,” she muttered under her breath.
-
-“Never mind the cost--that is my affair. Ah, this is very sweet,” she
-said, pulling out a bunch of the costly lace and spreading it out on
-the counter. “But show me other widths and patterns. Have you any point
-d’esprit?”
-
-“No, we have no point d’esprit,” said Min with ill concealed
-impatience. Her lunch hour had struck and she felt it was hard lines to
-be forced to show this painted flapper expensive lace that she was sure
-she had no idea of buying.
-
-“Some duchesse, too,” demanded the determined shopper. “Nothing better
-than that?”
-
-Poor Min was forced to produce more and better lace. The counter was
-strewn with boxes of the priceless merchandise. Miss Fauntleroy was
-ready to go out for luncheon. She paused for a moment to speak to Min.
-All she said was:
-
-“Is not the store clock slow?”
-
-Min looked up from the lace she was showing the possible purchaser
-and compared her wrist watch with the large time piece hanging on the
-opposite wall.
-
-“I guess not,” she said, and resumed her labors.
-
-Miss Fauntleroy proceeded leisurely towards the front door. The much
-made-up young person who had been so intent on lace, without one word
-to Min, turned and followed the haughty beauty. The aisles were crowded
-with shoppers but the bobbed haired, red mouthed flapper kept close
-behind Miss Fauntleroy.
-
-Outside in the sunshine the dark beggar with a patch over one eye sat
-and in a wheedling tone besought the passers-by to buy his pencils.
-
-“Ver-r-y fine--ver-r-y sharp--” he quavered. “Buy--sweet lady--buy.”
-His one eye had appeal enough for two. Many persons dropped coins in
-his outstretched hat.
-
-Miss Fauntleroy stopped in front of him.
-
-“Buy sweet lady--buy a pencil--” She stooped to select one from the
-box of red, white and blue pencils he held on his knees. From that
-moment astonishing things began to happen, both within and without the
-department store of Burnett & Burnett’s.
-
-Within a sudden hue and cry was raised by the distracted Min.
-
-“Catch her! Catch her quick!” she cried to Major Simpson who was still
-walking curiously and cautiously around the notion counter, as though
-he expected Josie to bob up at any moment from behind the counter.
-
-“Catch what? Catch whom?”
-
-“That girl with the bobbed black hair in a red tam and red beads!”
-screamed Min. “She’s ‘klept’ a whole bunch of lace--two bunches--maybe
-three--the finest in the shop. At least I reckon she did it. Go after
-her and get her. Don’t stand still. I can’t go myself because I’ve got
-to keep an eye on all this stuff.”
-
-Major Simpson trotted obediently towards the front entrance. This was a
-new turn of affairs--a shoplifter and not the elusive Josie. He bumped
-into Mr. Theodore Burnett in the aisle.
-
-“Another thief!” he spluttered. “Girl with bobbed black hair and red
-beads. Lace again--front entrance--better come with me!”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVIII
-
-JOSIE O’GORMAN’S VICTORY
-
-
-Outside the store even more stirring things were being enacted. When
-Miss Fauntleroy leaned over with the seeming intention of selecting a
-pencil from the beggar’s box there had been a quick exchange of glances
-between the proud beauty and the one-eyed mendicant, an exchange of
-glances and also the passing of a parcel which was slid from the wide,
-bell shaped sleeve of the young woman into the open breast of the man’s
-shabby coat. The movement was so rapid that no one who had not been on
-the lookout could possibly have seen it. But someone was on the lookout
-and that one was no other than the flapper of the bobbed black hair and
-the red, red mouth. She did a very remarkable thing for a flapper.
-
-As quick as a flash she whipped out something from the pocket of her
-tweed suit, which, when one came to think of it, was of rather sober
-pattern for one so flapperish and not at all in keeping with the
-red beads and startling tam. The article she drew from her pocket
-flashed in the sunlight for a moment and then--snap! snap! and a pair
-of handcuffs gleamed on the wrists of the one-eyed beggar before the
-astonished Miss Fauntleroy could straighten up from the selection of a
-pencil.
-
-“Don’t let him get away!” came in commanding tones from the mysterious
-flapper. The remark was addressed to none other than Jimmy Blaine,
-who had been pretending to be a corner masher during such moments as
-he could spare from the business of shopping for a highly fictitious
-family.
-
-“Trust me!” was his cheery rejoinder as he laid a heavy hand on the
-shoulder of the beggar who was now trembling like a leaf.
-
-The girl with the bobbed black hair then caught Miss Fauntleroy by the
-wrist, at the same moment producing another pair of handcuffs from the
-capacious pockets of her tweed suit. She endeavored to snap them on the
-wrists of the struggling girl, but Miss Fauntleroy proved too strong,
-and jerking free, started to run. Swift as had been the action a crowd
-had gathered, as crowds will, and closing around the struggling pair
-cut off all avenues of escape. The black haired girl must have known
-something about the game of football for she made a flying leap and
-caught the taller girl in an iron grip. They swayed together and fell.
-
-In the scrimmage that ensued more startling things happened. Two hats
-came off, and with them two heads of hair. A red tam and a bobbed
-black wig were torn from the flapper, disclosing the closely coiled
-sandy hair and well shaped head of none other than Josie O’Gorman. The
-elaborate coiffure belonging to Miss Fauntleroy also came off with the
-stylish picture hat.
-
-The combatants staggered to their feet. When Josie caught sight of
-her antagonist, standing hot, sullen and ashamed, so hemmed in by the
-crowd there was no escape, a wave of pity came over her. The proud and
-haughty Miss Fauntleroy was only a poor misguided boy. The marcelled
-wig with all its puffs and coils had turned a handsome lad into a
-beautiful young woman.
-
-“Gee!” was all Josie could say. “And I thought you were your own sister
-all the time. I hate to put handcuffs on you--won’t you come along
-without them?”
-
-“Yes--I’m through. The game’s up and I’m glad of it. I’ll go along
-with you all right.”
-
-Major Simpson, closely followed by Mr. Burnett, was trying to make his
-way through the crowd. He knew something was going on and his superior
-intelligence must be in demand. He also knew that lace had been
-stolen and that a person with black bobbed hair was the thief. It was
-irritating that it was not Josie O’Gorman who had been caught in the
-act, but then, any thief was better than no thief at all.
-
-“Here, let me through! I am a detective.”
-
-The word detective was an open sesame for him. The crowd divided and he
-and Mr. Burnett passed through to the scene of the fray.
-
-“Some scene it was!” Mr. Burnett described later on to his mother
-and sisters. “There was little Miss O’Gorman, her suit all dusty and
-dishevelled, her hat gone and her face made up in the most absurd
-manner with blackened brows and painted lips. She had by the hand
-a young boy dressed as a girl. Handsome? Handsome as Hermes! Shame
-and anger were both depicted on his countenance, and his head, with
-its dark, closely cropped curls, was hung in deep dejection. On the
-pavement wigs and hats were so much in evidence that one might have
-thought there had been a battle royal and both fighters had been
-decapitated. I had no idea who the youth was at first, not recognizing
-‘Miss Fauntleroy’ without her wig. Miss O’Gorman’s famous string of red
-beads had broken and were scattered all over the pavement. It looked to
-me like a million beads, some of them as big as bantam eggs.”
-
-Major Simpson, acting true to form, broke into the ring blustering as
-usual.
-
-“What’s all this?” he demanded. Not recognizing Josie with her bizarre
-make-up or Miss Fauntleroy without her wig, the old gentleman stood
-gazing at the pavement. He suddenly remembered Min’s words: “Black
-bobbed hair and red tam.” He stooped and picked up Josie’s wig and
-hat. It looked as though a tragedy had just been enacted at the front
-entrance of Burnett & Burnett’s.
-
-“Who has done this thing?” he asked solemnly, glaring all around.
-
-“I reckon I did,” laughed Josie.
-
-“I’ll say she did!” exclaimed Jimmy Blaine, who was still clinging to
-the handcuffed beggar.
-
-At Josie’s words Major Simpson looked at her more closely and through
-the paint recognized the dangerous criminal, Miss Josie O’Gorman. Just
-then a policeman pushed his way through the crowd.
-
-“Officer, arrest this woman,” commanded Major Simpson officiously,
-pointing an accusing finger at the grinning Josie. “I fancy, madam, you
-will find this no laughing matter when you are safely behind bars.”
-
-“Yes, yes! She is the culprit!” cried the handcuffed beggar. “Good Mr.
-Officer, let me loose. I have done nothing but sit here trying in my
-poor-r way to make a living selling the pencils--and see, I am a good
-American, because I sell only the red, white and blue of our flag.”
-
-“Do your duty, officer,” insisted Major Simpson. “Arrest this young
-woman. She is a shoplifter and depraved beyond belief for one so
-er--er--young.”
-
-“And beautiful,” smirked the irrepressible Josie. She then turned to
-the officer, all levity of manner falling from her. “I am detective
-Josie O’Gorman, Sergeant Fagan. I have just caught this boy red-handed.
-Open his father’s coat and you will find a heap of costly lace which
-has been stolen from Burnett & Burnett within the last few minutes.
-I’ll turn this youth over to you. I am sure his case is one for the
-juvenile court to deal with. The father, who goes by the name of
-Kambourian and lives at 11 Meadow Street, is the one to arrest.”
-
-The lace was found just as Josie had said, three bunches of it hidden
-in the ragged coat of the patch-eyed beggar. The patrol wagon was
-called and father and son were carried off, Kambourian loudly asserting
-his innocence in spite of the lace found in his manly bosom. He
-declared to the end that he had no idea how it had got there.
-
-“I’ll follow as soon as I can wash my face,” Josie whispered to
-Sergeant Fagan. “Keep a close watch on the old bird. I believe the
-young one, poor fellow, is glad the thing has broken and I fancy you’ll
-have no trouble with him.”
-
-Mr. Burnett had been a silent witness to the encounter between Josie
-and Major Simpson--silent and amused. He had promised Josie to let
-her manage the affair and he had done so, although he had been sorely
-tempted to step in and interfere when the self satisfied old gentleman
-had so peremptorily commanded the policeman to arrest the little
-detective. Now he wondered what stand Major Simpson would take and for
-a moment felt sorry for the hereditary employee of the firm of Burnett
-& Burnett. He need not have wasted his sympathy, however, as that
-gentleman’s self esteem was proof against any shock. He immediately
-took possession of the stolen lace as though he, and he alone, had been
-responsible for its recovery.
-
-“Ah, yes, I was sure we could track down the criminal. A little
-patience and eternal vigilance and lo, the thief is caught!”
-
-“Exactly!” said Josie, “but not always the right thief.”
-
-“Patience, I say, patience and astuteness will unravel any mystery,”
-continued Major Simpson, ignoring Josie’s remark. “You will remember,
-Mr. Burnett, that I said from the beginning that Miss O’Gorman was not
-what she seemed. You will grant me that, eh?” And thus did the old man
-talk on and on, seeming actually to feel that it was his cleverness
-that had caught the shoplifters.
-
-The net had closed around the Kambourians--husband, wife and son. The
-search warrant revealed a great store of stolen articles, taken not
-only from Burnett & Burnett’s but from almost every shop in Wakely;
-dainty, choice articles, just the kind with which to stock a novelty
-shop, which had been Madame Kambourian’s ambition.
-
-“We had only just acqui-r-r-ed enough things,” she wailed after she and
-her husband were sentenced to a term in the penitentiary. “And I would
-have been all moved and away if that bad, bad per-r-son had not warned
-the author-r-ities that I was planning to flit. Such a kind looking
-per-r-son too! But one nevair-r-e can tell who is false.”
-
-Be it said in favor of Kambourian, the man, that his deepest concern
-was for “poor Mamma” and his chief regret that she should not have
-escaped.
-
-“If she had only told us that the young lady had bought the paper
-in which the articles of value were twisted we would have been more
-careful,” he said to Jimmy Blaine, who interviewed him for the great
-soul stirring scoop. “She merely said the lace and things had been
-lost. We had no knowledge how and we did not question poor Mamma too
-closely because we are always so tender of her. She is so gay and
-we did so hate to make her sad. This beggar’s life was hard on poor
-Mamma--to sit all day and whine for pennies when she loved so to live
-and be happy. And clothes--ah _mon Dieu_, how poor Mamma does love to
-dress up--yes--yes--I, too, like the life. Ah me! All that is to be
-postponed--but perhaps--some day--”
-
-The boy, Roy, was taken before the juvenile court where the wise
-young judge listened to all Josie had to tell him of the unfortunate
-environment in which he had been raised. She told of the conversation
-she had overheard through the open window and of the boy’s evident
-reluctance to proceed in the dishonest course mapped out for him by his
-parents.
-
-“Yes,” the boy told the judge, “I have hated it always, but because I
-had the knack of mimicry and could pass myself off for a girl I was
-forced to wear those fool clothes and pretend I was ‘Miss Fauntleroy.’
-I despised myself all the time, despised myself and began to despise
-them, I mean my mother and father, although they did love me and were
-always kind to me except that they made a thief of me. Of course if I
-was going to be a thief I determined to be the very cleverest thief in
-the business, and if it had not been for you, Miss O’Gorman, I believe
-I could have been. Anyhow I am glad it is all over and I’m going to be
-as straight now as I used to be crooked. All I want is a chance. Gee,
-I’m glad to be able to wear pants all the time! I never have been a
-sissy, and many is the time I felt like jumping in the river when I had
-to wear those silly skirts and picture hats. It was poor Mamma’s fault.
-Not that I blame her, for she did so want to have a nice little shop
-of her own and dress up in pretty things. She always said when once we
-got together enough things we would go into a real business and stop
-stealing. Poor Mamma! I wish I could do something for her.”
-
-Josie thought that a prison term might do more for poor Mamma than
-anything else. At least it might teach her that honesty was the best
-policy for her to pursue in the future.
-
-A chance was given Roy. The judge of the juvenile court sent him to
-an industrial school where it would be possible for him to work out
-his own salvation. He was as a brand snatched from the burning and, by
-God’s grace, snatched in time. Josie was sorry for the youth and Mary
-Leslie wept many tears in her pity.
-
-“He was so handsome,” she sobbed.
-
-“He still is,” consoled Josie, “and now it can be ‘Handsome is as
-handsome does,’ as my father used to say. This thing broke just in
-time to save that poor boy from becoming a confirmed criminal. As it
-is, I bet anything he’ll pull through and come out of that school a
-good fellow and a useful citizen. He is interested in the stage and I
-hope he’ll do something big in the dramatic line some day. The way he
-acted _Miss Fauntleroy_ was little short of genius.”
-
-“Perhaps he’ll come out all right,” said Mrs. Leslie, “but I have my
-doubts about foreigners. Anyhow I am glad we took you to board, Josie,
-because it has made life much more interesting. Just to think of Mr.
-Burnett’s writing me a letter of thanks for the part I took in helping
-to catch that woman! Of course I appreciate the handsome check he sent
-me and the fur jacket he sent Mary, but I think more of the letter than
-I do of the check and the jacket. After all, the detective tales I have
-read did something for me, if only to make me keep my eyes open for
-mix-ups.”
-
-Major Simpson decided after due consideration to accept Burnett &
-Burnett’s offer of a pension and he determined to retire from the
-active labors of a detective.
-
-“Of course this is a good time to retire, while I am yet in the hey-dey
-of my powers,” he was heard to say to Miss Willie at Maison Blanche.
-Mrs. Trescott was the person who heard him say it and it was with
-difficulty that she controlled her merriment. “I have just been the
-means of tracking down for my firm a family of desperate criminals
-and--er--er--out of gratitude to me the Burnett Brothers have offered
-to pension me on--er--er--full pay.”
-
-“How wonderful!” trilled Miss Willie. “But you will remain in Wakely,
-surely?”
-
-“Ah, yes! In fact I should not like to go far from Burnett & Burnett’s
-because they may need my advice at any moment. My advice--er--er--is
-most important.”
-
-Josie had made many friends at Burnett & Burnett’s, and they were one
-and all very sorry that she was leaving the notion counter and Wakely.
-
-“We felt all the time that you were a little different,” Jane Morton
-told her. “Min and I used to talk about it, but we just thought you
-had picked up more education than we had and that was what made you
-different. If we had ever known that you were a detective we might have
-been a little shy. But we have learned that a woman detective may also
-be a human being. As for that ‘Miss Fauntleroy,’ my blood boils when I
-think of her--him. Anyhow we never did have much to do with him because
-we always mistrusted her--er--him. She never did seem natural and now
-since she has turned out to be a boy, I see the reason. One thing to
-his credit, he was a gentleman, even when masquerading as a girl, and
-never tried to get chummy with us. I feel a little sorry for him and
-hope he will turn out all right.”
-
-That night Josie accepted Mr. Theodore Burnett’s insistent invitation
-to take dinner at his home. There was no longer any good reason for
-refusal, though in truth she sought no such reason.
-
-Never was there a gayer, livelier party. Mr. Burnett’s sisters, May and
-Lily, vied with one another in little acts of gracious hospitality, and
-the aged mother, austerely garbed in a voluminous black dress, gave the
-lie to her years and her garb as fires kindled in her deep set eyes at
-the retelling of the capture of the shoplifters. Mr. Theodore was high
-in his praise and colorful in his narration.
-
-Josie, vivacious enough in other matters, had little to say concerning
-her latest exploit, having learned from her father that modesty and
-justifiable pride are becoming handmaidens.
-
-“Now, Miss O’Gorman,” said Mr. Theodore when the dinner was over,
-“let us come back to a matter of business. You know how we appreciate
-your efforts and how valuable your services have been to our firm.
-However, it is hardly to be hoped that this will definitely stop all
-shoplifting. When the story has cooled, the whole wretched business
-will flare up again. Through diplomacy we have succeeded in influencing
-Major Simpson to retire on full pay. No doubt he deserves it, for as
-my brother Charles points out, loyalty deserves reward, and the Major
-was certainly loyal. Now we are in need of a house detective and we are
-willing to substantially increase the pay where results are as certain
-as mere loyalty. A-hem, the--the place is yours, Miss O’Gorman, if you
-will take it.”
-
-Before the astonished Josie could form a reply the aged mother broke in:
-
-“I hope you will accept, and I want you to come here to live. This is a
-big house, plenty of room, and you will add a great deal of life to our
-colorless world. I have reared four children who have been successful
-in a matter-of-fact way. I feel that I would like to mother you--you
-with your startling ingenuity. Won’t you come?”
-
-“You simply _must_!” chorused Lily and May. “Please do. Just think of
-the things we could think up to do,” and they clapped their hands in
-anticipation.
-
-Josie was troubled. She appreciated the kindness; sensed its deep
-sincerity. But she knew her own spirit--knew that dull routine could
-not long hold her interest.
-
-“I am sorry,” she began simply, “but I must get back to Dorfield and
-my work. The Higgledy Piggledy Shop needs me, and somehow I seem to
-need it. Then, too, Captain Lonsdale writes me that there is work to do
-right away--a peculiar case that he thinks I can handle. I--I simply
-can’t tell you how I feel, but surely you will understand.”
-
-“I do,” nodded the mother. “You are too big a girl for a little place.
-We will miss you, but I am glad that you are ambitious.”
-
-“It isn’t ambition,” answered Josie, and a big tear stood in her eye.
-“It is a sort of trust, the carrying on of my father’s work.”
-
-“Well, well,” boomed Mr. Theodore, vigorously blowing his nose, “you
-must not forget us. Some day you may feel like accepting the offer. It
-is an open one and may bring you back to Wakely.”
-
-“Poof!” protested Lily. “As if she must wait for _that_ to bring her
-back. She is going to visit us at least once every year and give us a
-complete account of herself--won’t you, Josie?”
-
-“I’d love to,” Josie answered quietly.
-
-She little realized what the coming year would bring and how thrilling
-would be that first account. Some hint of it came to her a few days
-later when she reached Dorfield and called on Captain Lonsdale. The
-task put before her called for the best that was in her; an undertaking
-worthy of the efforts of her illustrious father.
-
-Sobered by the importance of the coming quest, she seemed to have
-lost some of her spontaneity when her friends, Irene and Mary Louise,
-rapturously greeted her return to the Higgledy Piggledy Shop.
-
-“My dear,” said Mary Louise a little later when the first warm gush of
-welcome was over, “you have changed. You seem so quiet and--and sort
-of sweetly pensive. I declare, Irene, I believe she is in love.”
-
-“I am,” said Josie, comically wriggling her nose in her old manner,
-“with my work.”
-
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-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p class="center"><span class="u"><i>Printed in the United States of America</i></span><br />
-<br />
-
-<i>Copyright, 1924<br />
-by</i><br />
-The Reilly &amp; Lee Co.<br />
-<br />
-<i>All Rights Reserved</i><br />
-
-<br />
-<i>Josie O&#8217;Gorman and the Meddlesome Major</i></p></div>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak">CONTENTS</h2>
-</div>
-
-
-<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2" summary="table">
-
-<tr><td class="tdr"><small>CHAPTER</small></td><td>&nbsp;</td><td class="tdr"><small>PAGE</small></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">I</td><td> <span class="smcap">Josie Becomes a Sales Girl</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_7"> 7</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">II</td><td> <span class="smcap">The New Home on Meadow Street</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_19"> 19</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">III</td><td> <span class="smcap">The Neighbors in Apartment 3</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_31"> 31</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">IV</td><td> <span class="smcap">Josie&#8217;s Little Black Book</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_44"> 44</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">V</td><td> <span class="smcap">The Major Takes Up a Trail</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_54"> 54</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">VI</td><td> <span class="smcap">Too Many Detectives</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_67"> 67</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">VII</td><td> <span class="smcap">The Meddlesome Major Calls</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_79"> 79</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">VIII</td><td> <span class="smcap">Mary Keeps the Faith</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_87"> 87</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">IX</td><td> <span class="smcap">Who Is Miss Fauntleroy?</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_98"> 98</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">X</td><td> &#8220;<span class="smcap">The Watermelons Have Come</span>&#8221;</td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_109"> 109</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">XI</td><td> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Leslie Won to the Cause</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_118"> 118</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">XII</td><td> <span class="smcap">A Boarding House Hero</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_129"> 129</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">XIII</td><td> <span class="smcap">Jimmy Blaine Gets a Scoop</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_141"> 141</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">XIV</td><td> <span class="smcap">The Quarrel Next Door</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_151"> 151</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">XV</td><td> <span class="smcap">Josie Sets a Trap</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_160"> 160</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">XVI</td><td> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Leslie Turns Detective</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_171"> 171</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">XVII</td><td> <span class="smcap">The Girl in the Red Tam</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_182"> 182</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr">XVIII</td><td> <span class="smcap">Josie O&#8217;Gorman&#8217;s Victory</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_191"> 191</a></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_7"></a>[7]</span>
-
-<p class="ph1">Josie and the Meddlesome<br />
-Major</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>&nbsp;</p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_I">CHAPTER I<br />
-
-<small>JOSIE BECOMES A SALES GIRL</small></h2>
-
-
-<p>&#8220;Not much on looks!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Who?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;That new girl the boss has just hired. Got
-no style to speak of. I reckon they&#8217;ll begin her
-at the notion counter. It don&#8217;t take much looks
-to hold down a job there.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Brains, perhaps!&#8221; suggested a trim looking
-girl with twinkling grey eyes and wavy brown
-hair, noticeable in that it was not so elaborately
-coiffured as her companions&#8217;. &#8220;My opinion is,
-Gertie Wheelan, that Mr. Burnett thinks more
-about brains than beauty where his business is
-concerned.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t you fool yourself, Jane Morton. He
-may hire a plain one now and then because the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_8"></a>[8]</span>
-good lookers give out, but take it from me, there
-ain&#8217;t a man livin&#8217; that don&#8217;t fall for beauty.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, since you are already so pretty, Gertie,
-suppose you give us folks that run to brains a
-chance to doll up a bit. You&#8217;ve been standing in
-front of that looking glass for ten minutes and
-lunch hour&#8217;s most up,&#8221; said a stylish little black-eyed
-girl who might have laid claim to beauty as
-well as wit.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Stop shoving me, Min,&#8221; begged Gertie.
-&#8220;Here, get in front of me. I can see over your
-head, you are such a little thing.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m young yet,&#8221; snapped back Min. &#8220;By
-the time I am as old as you are I may grow
-some.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Age was Gertie&#8217;s tender point and Min&#8217;s sally
-drew a delighted laugh from the girls assembled
-in the employees&#8217; room of the department store
-of Burnett &amp; Burnett.</p>
-
-<p>While they were talking and laughing and
-primping a young girl quietly entered the room,
-so quietly that she had removed her hat and
-wrap and put them away in the locker room before
-the group around the mirror was even aware of
-her presence. It was the new girl and Gertie
-Wheelen was right&mdash;she was not much on looks,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_9"></a>[9]</span>
-even less than that according to the standards of
-the employees of Burnett &amp; Burnett. She was
-small, sandy haired, and her features, while not
-displeasing, were without distinction; eyes pale
-blue and nose more or less shapeless. Her mouth
-showed character and her teeth were white and
-even. Her complexion was good, being clear and
-healthy with a sprinkling of freckles over the
-formless nose.</p>
-
-<p>Gertie was wrong about the lack of style. Josie
-O&#8217;Gorman, while not modish, had style; a style
-that was all her own. She managed by arrangement
-of hair and cut of gown to look enough like
-other persons to pass unnoticed in a crowd, and
-yet Josie&#8217;s dress changed but little with the passing
-fashions and her intimate friends declared
-that the only alteration of hair dressing she ever
-indulged in was to show her ears or not show her
-ears according to the latest decree of fashion.
-Her dress was always immaculate and always the
-same&mdash;in the winter, blue serge with white collars
-and cuffs for the day, and white canton crepe
-trimmed with lace for evening; in the summer
-blue linen took the place of the blue serge and
-the canton crepe gave way to white linen or organdy.
-Her immaculate state was due to the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_10"></a>[10]</span>
-fact that she had many gowns of the same model
-and innumerable collars and cuffs which she always
-laundered herself.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s her now,&#8221; said Gertie as she caught
-a glimpse of the new girl in the mirror over Min&#8217;s
-head.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;She!&#8221; corrected Jane Morton. &#8220;The last
-lecture on salesmanship laid especial stress on the
-importance of good English.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie bowed politely and smiled pleasantly but
-impersonally at the girls.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;How do you do?&#8221; said Jane. &#8220;I hope you
-will like Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s. It is really a great
-place to work. I want to introduce you to the
-girls.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Glad to meet all of you&mdash;my name&#8217;s Josie
-O&#8217;Gorman.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Where are you to begin?&#8221; asked Gertie.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Tapes, darning cotton and the like.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What did I tell you?&#8221; Gertie whispered audibly
-to Min.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It is a good counter,&#8221; said Min. &#8220;It&#8217;s in the
-middle of the store where you can see everything
-that goes on. I tell you a lot is going on here
-lately&mdash;more &#8216;kleps&#8217; have been busy. I&#8217;ve been
-working for Burnett &amp; Burnett ever since I was<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_11"></a>[11]</span>
-a kid and I know they have lost more in the last
-month than they have since I was a cash girl.
-Seems like things just vanish. It certainly made
-me hot when that box of point lace just disappeared
-off the face of the earth. I wish Mr. Burnett
-would take me away from the lace counter
-and put me over with the safety pins. Nobody
-ever bothers to steal safety pins from a shop but
-just borrows them from friends.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie laughed and decided she was going to
-like little Min and Jane Morton.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Do you think somebody stole the whole box
-of point lace?&#8221; Josie asked.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No I don&#8217;t think it&mdash;I <i>know</i> it. One minute
-it was there and the next minute it wasn&#8217;t there.
-I reported it the second that I missed it and Major
-Simpson, the detective, got busy right off but
-it was remnant day and the store was packed and
-jammed with bargain hunters and that lace was
-gone and gone for good. I sure did feel bad about
-it. I had to go up to the office and answer a million
-questions and before they got through with
-me I felt like I had swallowed the stuff and it was
-choking me. There was about five hundred dollars
-worth of lace in that box.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well how&#8217;d you like to be me and have some<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_12"></a>[12]</span>
-woman walk off with a whole bottle of perfume at
-ten dollars an ounce?&#8221; asked Gertie. &#8220;Old Burnett
-was sniffin&#8217; around me so any body&#8217;d a
-thought I&#8217;d taken a bath in the stuff. I just
-howled and cried to beat the band. I made so
-much racket it took six floor walkers and the boss
-to pacify me and they finally sent me home in a
-taxi. I reckon the next time a thief gets busy at
-the toilet goods counter they won&#8217;t call on me
-to testify.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Your tears cost ten dollars an ounce, do
-they?&#8221; laughed Josie.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Exactly!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I fawncy the thief is someone from the outside,&#8221;
-drawled a girl who had hitherto been silent
-and who had been introduced to Josie as Miss
-Fauntleroy either because Jane Morton did not
-know her first name or did not care to use it. Miss
-Fauntleroy was a very striking looking young
-woman, tall, slender, and broad shouldered; a decided
-brunette with wonderfully arched brows and
-lashes long enough to marcel, at least so her co-workers
-at Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s declared. Her
-blue-black hair was done after the latest mode,
-with waves and puffs and ringlets galore and
-never a lock out of place even after the strenuous<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_13"></a>[13]</span>
-ordeal of bargain day. Her voice was a deep
-contralto with a slightly foreign intonation,
-although she had divulged to Min that she was
-born in Hoboken, New Jersey, and intimated that
-she had cultivated the drawl and accent because
-she considered it elegant.</p>
-
-<p>Of course Min had handed this information
-on to her best friends and it had become common
-property at the department store that Miss
-Fauntleroy was not near so mysterious as she
-would have one think. Her hands and feet were
-large but her shoes were stylishly cut and her
-nails showed much care and attention. She
-walked with a slow swinging gait and seemed
-never to be in a hurry, even when closing hour
-was approaching. She had proven herself an efficient
-saleswoman in the jewel and novelty department.</p>
-
-<p>Josie O&#8217;Gorman&#8217;s ostensible business at Burnett
-&amp; Burnett&#8217;s was the selling of tapes and
-darning cotton, and so ably did she play the part
-of shop girl that no one but her employers
-dreamed she was there for any other purpose.
-There was nothing in the girl&#8217;s appearance to indicate
-that she was the cleverest detective of her
-age and sex in the United States.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_14"></a>[14]</span>Shoplifting had developed into a serious matter
-in the department store of Burnett &amp; Burnett,
-so serious that they had found it necessary to call
-in outside help on their detective force. Up to
-this time the detective force had been more or
-less of a farce since it was what the younger
-member of the firm, Mr. Theodore Burnett, designated
-as an inherited failing, one handed down
-from father to son to grandsons. The &#8220;force&#8221;
-consisted of one old gentleman known as Major
-Simpson.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not saying poor old Simpson is not a
-good man, as good as they make them,&#8221; Mr. Theodore
-Burnett said to Josie when she reported to
-the firm in regard to entering their employ.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Good man but poor detective,&#8221; put in the
-elder brother, Mr. Charles Burnett. &#8220;See here,
-Miss O&#8217;Gorman, we&#8217;ve got you over here from
-Dorfield because Captain Lonsdale has recommended
-you so highly. I fancy there are detectives
-right here in our own city of Wakely that
-could do the business for us but you understand
-we don&#8217;t want poor old Simpson to know we are
-employing outside help. He is very touchy&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And very conceited!&#8221; interrupted Mr. Theodore.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_15"></a>[15]</span>&#8220;Be that as it may, we don&#8217;t want to hurt his
-feelings as he has been with the firm from the beginning.
-My grandfather stated in his will that
-Major Simpson should have a job with us as long
-as he wanted it and after that was to be pensioned.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But the old duck refuses to be pensioned although
-we offered to pay him more for not working
-than for working,&#8221; laughed Mr. Theodore.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I rather like that in him,&#8221; said Josie. &#8220;But
-now to come down to what you want me to do. As
-I understand it I am to be employed by you secretly
-and you are to turn me loose, giving me
-carte blanche as to my methods.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ahem!&#8221; hesitated Mr. Charles, who had his
-own idea about how everything connected with
-the department store should be run. &#8220;N-n-ot exactly.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of course you are to work it your own way,&#8221;
-put in Theodore. &#8220;My brother just means he&#8217;d
-take it as a favor if you report to us now and
-then.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Naturally! Well then, in the first place perhaps
-I had better have another name to start with
-as somebody may know my true name. Not because
-of my own reputation as a detective&mdash;I have<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_16"></a>[16]</span>
-none to speak of&mdash;but because of my father&#8217;s.
-Perhaps you are aware of the fact that my father
-was one of the most able detectives in America,
-and that means the world, because we are up with
-the French and ahead of the Russians in the detective
-business.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The Burnetts did not know it but they had the
-tact to pretend they did, so Josie&#8217;s one tender
-point was spared a jab. Mary Smith was agreed
-upon as a good working name and the notion
-counter as a fair vantage point from which to
-view the comings and goings of possible shoplifters.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I should like a list of the names and addresses
-of all your employees,&#8221; suggested Josie.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Certainly, Miss O&#8217;Gorman,&#8221; agreed the
-brothers.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Smith! Just forget my name is O&#8217;Gorman,
-please.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, sure! Miss Smith!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>At this juncture there came a light knock on the
-door and without waiting for permission a dapper
-little old gentleman entered the private office of
-the president. Josie decided that the new comer
-was as pompous in the back as he was in the front
-and when he seated himself stiffly in a high backed<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_17"></a>[17]</span>
-chair she came to the conclusion that he had
-achieved something which she had hitherto considered
-impossible&mdash;for a person to be as pompous
-sitting down as standing up. Evidently there
-was no doubt in the old gentleman&#8217;s mind that he
-was a more important personage than either the
-president or vice-president of Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s.
-As for the little sandy haired shop girl,
-who was no doubt being employed by the firm&mdash;she
-was of no importance whatsoever.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I wish to speak with you alone, Mr. Charles.
-Of course Mr. Theodore may remain if he so desires,
-but&mdash;&#8221; he looked meaningly at Josie,
-&#8220;others may retire. New girl, I presume.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes&mdash;let me introduce you to Miss O&#8217;Gorman,
-Major Simpson,&#8221; said the senior member
-of the firm.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Smith,&#8221; hastily corrected the junior member.
-Major Simpson did not hear the correction and
-Josie was registered on the tablets of the old gentleman&#8217;s
-memory as O&#8217;Gorman and O&#8217;Gorman
-she was forced to remain, since it was deemed
-wiser not to take the present incumbent of house
-detective into their confidence and being introduced
-by one name and employed by another
-would certainly have caused suspicion.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_18"></a>[18]</span>&#8220;I am sorry Brother Charles made the break,&#8221;
-Theodore said as he accompanied Josie to the elevator,
-leaving his brother alone with Major Simpson.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s all right,&#8221; laughed Josie. &#8220;I&#8217;m
-not much on aliases anyhow and really prefer
-working in my own name. Please let me have the
-list of employees and their addresses as soon as
-possible.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_19"></a>[19]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER II<br />
-
-
-<small>THE NEW HOME ON MEADOW STREET</small></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Wakely classed itself as a city, while Dorfield
-was content to be listed as a mere town that might
-someday grow up. In spite of its size, Wakely
-seemed to our young detective to be a very lonesome
-place on that first Sunday she was compelled
-to spend away from all her dear friends in Dorfield,
-where she had lived since her father&#8217;s death.
-There were plenty of people in Wakely, too many
-people, in fact, making the housing problem a
-serious one. But nobody knew Josie and nobody
-cared to know her. Nobody paid the least attention
-to her at the beautiful old church where she
-had gone to worship in the morning; nobody
-spoke to her at the clean little restaurant where
-she had eaten her Sunday dinner; and now as
-she sat on a bench in the city park, nobody in all
-the surging throngs out for the usual Sunday
-stroll even so much as glanced her way.</p>
-
-<p>Josie was not inclined to be lonesome. She was
-too interested in people and things to think very<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_20"></a>[20]</span>
-much of her own aloneness, but there were times
-when in spite of herself she felt a crying need for
-a real home of her own; something more than the
-partitioned off rear end of a shop, which was
-where she had been living for some time before
-coming to Wakely. The place was called The
-Higgledy Piggledy Shop, conducted by Josie and
-her friends Elizabeth Wright and Irene Mae Farlane,
-and they had managed it to their profit and
-to the delectation of the citizens of Dorfield, who
-found in it a long felt want.</p>
-
-<p>If the Higgledy Piggledies did not have what
-you wanted they would get it for you, and if they
-could not do what you wished done they would
-see to it that someone else did do it. For Josie
-the shop was in reality a side line of the detective
-business, but it was of great interest to her
-and she missed the gay chatter of the partners,
-the daily visits of her dear Mary Louise&mdash;young
-Mrs. Danny Dexter&mdash;and she sorely missed the
-kindly interest and advice of Captain Charlie
-Lonsdale, the Chief of Police of Dorfield. He it
-was who had so highly recommended Josie to Burnett
-&amp; Burnett.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I almost wish he hadn&#8217;t,&#8221; sighed Josie as
-she sat on the park bench in the wintry sunshine<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_21"></a>[21]</span>
-and watched the people of Wakely swarm past.
-&#8220;I don&#8217;t care much who steals the stupid old dry-goods.
-It&#8217;s a dull job and I&#8217;d be glad to be out
-of it.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hello! There&#8217;s somebody I know&mdash;but who
-on earth is it? Where have I seen that boy before?
-Certainly I don&#8217;t remember ever having
-laid eyes on his companions, rare birds that they
-are!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Many persons pride themselves on never forgetting
-a face, but Josie might have patted herself
-on the back for never forgetting a pair of
-shoulders, a set of head, a contour of cheek or
-chin. However, she was completely baffled by the
-youth who had passed her as she sat on the hard,
-cold bench. Our little detective was irritated that
-she could not remember where she had seen that
-turn of cheek and line of shoulder, so irritated
-that she decided the seat in the park was very uncomfortable
-and she would trail along behind the
-trio and find out something about them. Her
-curiosity was idle but was it not Sunday afternoon?
-Why not let curiosity be idle as well as
-persons?</p>
-
-<p>The man and woman walking with the youth
-appeared too young to be the father and mother<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_22"></a>[22]</span>
-of the boy and too old to be brother and sister,
-yet there was an intangible resemblance to both
-that led Josie to conclude they were his parents.
-The man was swarthy, black-eyed, and flashily
-dressed in a checked suit, gray spats and a brown
-derby. He walked with a slight swagger, twirling
-a slender cane in his lemon colored gloved hand.</p>
-
-<p>The woman was small, inclined to be stout, and
-a great mop of henna colored hair elaborately
-dressed in waves and puffs defied oversight and
-invited scrutiny. She wore a handsome fur cloak
-and a purple velvet hat. Her cheeks and lips were
-tinted a bright coral and her nose was powdered
-like a marshmallow. In spite of the paint and
-powder there was something youthful and attractive
-about the woman. She walked with a light
-step and had a gay bird-like manner.</p>
-
-<p>The younger man, or boy&mdash;he looked about
-eighteen, Josie decided&mdash;had an elegance that his
-companions lacked, although they would have been
-greatly astonished had they been told that the
-quiet unimportant little person, whom they had
-passed in the park and who later had passed them
-on the sidewalk, considered them anything but the
-last cry of elegance and fashion. Josie was able
-to get a good look at the trio at a crossing. Undoubtedly<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_23"></a>[23]</span>
-the boy was the son of the bizarre
-couple. He had his father&#8217;s bold black eyes and
-his mother&#8217;s delicate tilted nose and softly
-rounded cheek.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Where&mdash;where have I seen him before?&#8221;
-Josie asked herself. &#8220;Never mind, I&#8217;ll remember
-someday. In the mean time I think I&#8217;ll find
-out where they live&mdash;not that it is any of my business&mdash;but
-one never can tell when information
-will come in handy in this business of detecting
-criminals. Anyhow I don&#8217;t trust those two, although
-I reckon the boy is all right. He looks too
-young to be anything else but all right and he
-looks honest, at least he looks honest in contrast
-to his father. My opinion is that the old one is in
-checks now but has been in stripes, or should have
-been. I wonder what they do. People, I&#8217;ll bet
-anything, and they do them brown while they are
-about it.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie stopped to look in a window in order to
-let the trio get ahead of her and then nonchalantly
-followed them at a safe distance. They
-talked animatedly and their gestures were decidedly
-foreign-like in their swift and jerky repetition.
-It was impossible for Josie to catch what
-they were saying without seeming too interested<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_24"></a>[24]</span>
-in them, but it was easy to see that both man and
-woman were endeavoring to pacify the youth and
-persuade him to do something to which he was
-opposed. Once he stopped short on the sidewalk
-and Josie came within earshot as the boy said
-in a tone of suppressed violence:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I tell you I&#8217;m sick of the whole game. I&#8217;m
-going to quit!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, Roy, darling, not just now,&#8221; purred the
-woman, and Josie noted that the R in Roy and
-darling was softly rolled, giving a slightly foreign
-accent. &#8220;Not now when&mdash;&#8221; but the woman whispered
-the rest and the listener could not hear what
-was the big reason for not quitting just yet, nor
-could she gather what the game was that Roy
-wanted to quit.</p>
-
-<p>The man said nothing, merely stood gnawing
-his moustache in a manner highly melodramatic
-and cut the air viciously with his slender cane.
-Josie loitered after them, wondering what part
-of the city they lived in, what they did for a living,
-and in the back of her brain was always the
-question: &#8220;Where have I seen the boy before?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie was stopping for the time being at a
-hotel, though she realized it would never do for
-it to be known that a shop girl was living so extravagantly.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_25"></a>[25]</span>
-Early in life Josie O&#8217;Gorman had
-learned from her illustrious father that in the detective
-business no detail was too small to be
-overlooked. If one was supposed to be a shop
-girl then one must live, eat, dress, act and talk
-like a shop girl. After three days at Burnett &amp;
-Burnett&#8217;s Josie had come to the conclusion that
-shop girls were like any other wage earning girls,
-some silly, some clever; some educated, some ignorant;
-some inclined to put all their earnings on
-their backs, some saving up for a rainy day; but
-none of them were able to live in hotels. So, to
-play the part, she must bestir herself and find
-other quarters. The firm was paying her handsomely
-for her time and she could well afford to
-keep her comfortable room and bath. She was
-tempted to do it and give a false address if any
-of the girls should ask her where she lived but
-she remembered one of her father&#8217;s favorite
-sayings:</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">&#8220;Oh, what a tangled web we weave</div>
-<div class="verse">When first we practice to deceive.&#8221;</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>This old saying had decided the matter for her
-and on that Sunday afternoon she had armed herself
-with clippings from the &#8220;Boarders Wanted&#8221;
-column in the morning paper and was determined<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_26"></a>[26]</span>
-to go the rounds and settle herself as soon as
-possible. The trio she was following turned the
-corner. Josie turned after them. Glancing at
-the street sign she read that she was on Meadow
-Street. Several of the ads were on Meadow
-Street. She ran quickly through them.</p>
-
-<p>The man, woman and youth went in at No. 11.
-It was a shabby, drab looking apartment house.
-Yes, there was a room for rent in that very
-house&mdash;&#8220;Widow and daughter wish to rent room
-to young business woman. 11 East Meadow,
-apartment 4.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie had liked the ad from the beginning.
-&#8220;They don&#8217;t flaunt their own refinement in their
-ad and they say business woman instead of business
-lady. They delicately inform the public that
-there is no brute of a husband around. On the
-whole I believe I&#8217;ll rent a room at 11 East Meadow.
-I can keep my eye on those flashy folk if
-I do. I suppose it&#8217;s none of my business&mdash;but
-one never can tell.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie noticed that the interesting trio went in
-the house without ringing one of the bells displayed
-in the lobby. &#8220;That means they either
-live here or are intimate with someone who does,&#8221;
-was her conclusion.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_27"></a>[27]</span>Apartment 4 proved to be one of the back ones
-on the lower floor. The family who had so interested
-Josie had entered the one marked 3. After
-ringing the bell of No. 4, Josie had peered into
-the dark hall and had plainly seen the fur coat
-of the henna haired woman disappear through the
-door after the man in the checked suit had opened
-it with a latch key.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;That settles me,&#8221; thought Josie. &#8220;I&#8217;ll take
-this room if the widow and her daughter turn out
-to be most undesirable landladies in Wakely.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Fortunately they turned out to be pleasant folk
-who had seen better days, to which the refinement
-and taste in the furnishings of their living room
-gave mute evidence. The tiny bedroom advertised
-for rent suited Josie perfectly; suited also the
-part she must play as a new shop girl at Burnett
-&amp; Burnett&#8217;s with but little money to spend on
-sleeping quarters.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Leslie did hemstitching and fine embroidery
-to eke out the salary her daughter made as a
-stenographer. The home was neat, and while
-Josie&#8217;s room had only one very small window, it
-did not open on a court but had a view of a small
-back yard which Mrs. Leslie informed her would
-later prove a great pleasure to them all.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_28"></a>[28]</span>&#8220;It is really quite sweet, and the janitor says
-that in the spring we may plant all the seeds there
-we want to. Mary and I will be much happier if
-we have a place where we can dig. We never
-quite get over longing for the country.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Everything being satisfactory, Josie moved in
-that very evening, the question of references being
-waived because Mrs. Leslie had a feeling when
-she looked in Josie&#8217;s honest face that she was going
-to like her; and since one of the trusted employees
-of Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s came from her
-county that fact was enough to guarantee the
-goodness of any one of his fellow employees.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;We are sorry not to give you your meals,&#8221;
-said Mrs. Leslie, &#8220;but Mary and I live so simply.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You couldn&#8217;t live too simply for me,&#8221; declared
-Josie, &#8220;but I wouldn&#8217;t be any trouble to
-you for worlds. I can easily get my meals at one
-of the many restaurants near here.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh Mother, couldn&#8217;t we?&#8221; asked Mary.
-&#8220;Anyhow just breakfast&mdash;&#8221; and Mrs. Leslie decided
-they could manage breakfast and dinner
-too. So Josie was installed as a lodger and
-boarder and soon the lonesome feeling departed
-as she began to think that perhaps Wakely was
-not such a dismally lonely city after all.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_29"></a>[29]</span>The Leslies were a gentle, pleasant, kindly pair,
-and Josie was sorely tempted to tell them all
-about herself; how she happened to be in Wakely
-and what her real profession was. But she remembered
-in time what her father used to say,
-holding up a forefinger in impressive fashion:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You know and I know and that makes eleven.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>So Josie held her tongue. She was such an
-&#8220;eloquent listener&#8221; that persons were inclined
-to tell her all about themselves and to forget to
-ask for the story of her life. The Leslies were
-like most others and found themselves chatting
-away to their new lodger with little or no restraint.
-She found out they were strangers in Wakely,
-having lived there only two months, knowing very
-few people in the town and none of the fellow
-tenants.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;We don&#8217;t even know the people who live right
-next to us,&#8221; said Mary. &#8220;Mother says she is
-glad we don&#8217;t but I must confess I&#8217;d rather like
-to know the boy. He is so handsome and kind of
-sad looking. I can&#8217;t say much for the sister,
-though. She is handsome enough but at times a
-little coarse and rough. The boy is at home only
-on Saturday afternoons and Sunday. I have an
-idea he and his sister are not on very good terms.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_30"></a>[30]</span>
-I have never yet seen them go anywhere together.
-I can&#8217;t see why, because if I had a brother I&#8217;d be
-tagging on after him all the time.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Especially if he were such a good looking
-brother as you say this young man next door
-is,&#8221; laughed Josie.</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_31"></a>[31]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER III<br />
-
-
-<small>THE NEIGHBORS IN APARTMENT 3</small></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Josie reported for work bright and early Monday
-morning, so early that she was able to have
-a private interview with Mr. Theodore Burnett
-before the business of selling notions was booked
-to begin. He had the list of employees and their
-addresses all neatly typed, also in what department
-of the store each one worked.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I may not be able to keep up the farce of
-selling notions for very long,&#8221; Josie explained to
-him. &#8220;You may have to pretend to suspend me
-or something so I can have time to be a detective
-but I&#8217;d like to hang on there for a few days so I
-can get the run of things.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Suit yourself, young lady! We are in your
-hands. By the way, old Major Simpson was
-rather curious about you. I do not understand
-why he wanted to know so much about you.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t either. Perhaps he met my father in
-days gone by.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Whatever the reason, Josie could but notice<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_32"></a>[32]</span>
-that the pompous old detective spent a great deal
-of time hanging around the notion counter. He
-seemed to be vastly interested in what she was
-doing and was constantly bumping into her whenever
-she left her department. She even fancied
-he dogged her footsteps when she went out to
-lunch, and was sure that he followed her all the
-way home.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It can&#8217;t be my beauty that is attracting him,
-because there is no such thing; and it can&#8217;t be my
-wit, for he has not heard me say a word. It must
-be that I look like my father and somewhere in
-his profession as detective he met my father.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>It was a well known fact that Detective O&#8217;Gorman
-had been one of the homeliest men in the
-service, but such was his little daughter&#8217;s admiration
-for him that she never could get a compliment
-that pleased her so much as for someone to
-say she resembled him in the slightest degree.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Old Major Simpson would have been a joke
-to him, but there may be some intelligence in the
-old fellow after all. There certainly is if he admired
-my father.&#8221; So thought Josie as she
-walked through the streets of Wakely, conscious
-that a bombastic old gentleman was dogging her
-footsteps. In her work of selling notions she was<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_33"></a>[33]</span>
-sure that never a paper of pins was sold by her
-without the house detective&#8217;s knowledge. At first
-it irritated her, but in the end she found it an
-amusing game to elude his watchful eye.</p>
-
-<p>By carefully studying the list of employees she
-soon was able to fit name to face over the whole
-store and place each person in his or her proper
-department. Then came the job of finding the
-address of each employee.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It seems to me important to know if any of
-them are living beyond their means,&#8221; she explained
-to Mr. Theodore when he asked her why
-she went to work in such a systematic manner.
-&#8220;When persons begin to do that, then it&#8217;s time
-to look out. They have a motive for getting-rich-quick,
-and sometimes when there is a motive the
-action follows fast.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Poor old Major Simpson had a hard time keeping
-up with Josie. Every evening after the store
-was closed the girl made it her business to check
-off a certain number of fellow workers, quietly
-rounding up their homes, sometimes walking with
-them under a pretext of having business in their
-neighborhoods, sometimes merely following them.
-The panting and puffing detective lost the scent
-continually, and then Josie felt sorry for him and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_34"></a>[34]</span>
-made it easier for him the next time. Gradually
-she made friends with the employees, careful always
-to be the listener and for that reason universally
-popular. So completely did she efface
-herself when she happened to make one of a crowd
-that the girls would actually forget her presence.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Fauntleroy, the tall handsome girl at the
-jewel counter, was one person to whom Josie
-found it difficult to make up. She had a cold manner
-and attended strictly to business. The address
-given on the list was a suburban one, 10 Linden
-Row, Linden Heights, and Josie was forced to
-put off looking into her surroundings until the
-winter weather abated somewhat in its ferocity.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not that I mind the weather,&#8221; she said to
-herself, &#8220;but it would be too bad to take the old
-Major out where there are no paved streets while
-snow is up to one&#8217;s knees. He might catch his
-death.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>There was a let up in the shoplifting, no trouble
-having occurred since Josie entered the employ
-of Burnett &amp; Burnett. She had been with them
-two weeks and except for the fact that she proved
-to be an able saleswoman of notions, she had accomplished
-nothing.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You had better dismiss me and let me go<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_35"></a>[35]</span>
-back home,&#8221; she said to Mr. Theodore. &#8220;You
-certainly have no need of me here, and the Higgledy
-Piggledy Shop is missing me sorely.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not at all!&#8221; declared the junior member of
-the firm. &#8220;We have plenty of need of you. It
-may be that there is no shoplifting because the
-thief is afraid of you.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But how could he know I was here?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Perhaps others know of the fame of your
-father as well as old Simpson.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Perhaps&mdash;but after all I am not supposed to
-be so much a watchdog as a blood hound. If detectives
-were simply preventives they would lose
-all their cunning and skill from disuse. I am sure
-you could find a cheaper watchdog than I am.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, we are not kicking about the price so
-why need you?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie had had many interviews with the members
-of the firm and felt they were her friends
-and respected her. She especially liked Mr. Theodore,
-who seemed somewhat more progressive than
-his brother, but both of them were kindly and
-courteous. Mr. Theodore, who was an old bachelor,
-had invited Josie to dine with his family; insisting
-that his mother and sisters would come
-and call on her and that they would be delighted<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_36"></a>[36]</span>
-to make her acquaintance, but Josie had firmly
-refused.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not while I am selling notions,&#8221; she had
-laughed. &#8220;It would leak out in the store somehow
-and then someone would suspect immediately
-that I was not what I seem to be. Major Simpson
-is already worried about me and my job. I&#8217;ll
-wager he is standing outside of this door right
-now and his moustache and goatee are both bristling
-with curiosity concerning what the business
-is that brings me to your private office before
-opening hours. He would have his ear at the key
-hole if he dared and if his sense of dignity didn&#8217;t
-forbid. Why don&#8217;t you take him into your confidence?
-It doesn&#8217;t seem quite fair somehow.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Fair enough! If he wasn&#8217;t so conceited we
-might have you work with him but he is so cock
-sure of his own ability. I give you my word, Miss
-O&#8217;Gorman, he has never yet landed a shoplifter.
-Sometimes they have been caught by clerks or
-floor walkers, but old Simpson can&#8217;t see beyond
-his own embonpoint. Of course if you want his
-help&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Heavens, no!&#8221; laughed Josie, &#8220;but I should
-like to know what he knows about me and my being
-here, and why he doesn&#8217;t come out and say so if<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_37"></a>[37]</span>
-he does know who I am. Is he at all peeved with
-you and Mr. Burnett, your brother?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not at all. In fact, he seems especially delighted
-with us as well as himself. I can always
-tell when he is pleased by the way he smiles on me
-and strokes his goatee.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Three weeks had passed and Josie felt she was
-not earning her salt. Carefully she watched the
-lower floor of the store from the vantage ground
-of the notion counter. Two bargain Fridays had
-come and gone and as far as Burnett &amp; Burnett
-could tell not one single person had left their emporium
-without either paying or promising to pay
-for the goods carried off.</p>
-
-<p>The evenings with the Leslies were quiet and
-peaceful. The neighbors at No. 3 left early and
-returned late. Josie occasionally caught a
-glimpse of the man and his wife but she had not
-seen the girl. The youth, she had encountered
-twice in the street and still his appearance puzzled
-her. She was more certain than ever that
-she had seen him before, but where?</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I believe they are kind and charitable, anyhow,&#8221;
-said Mary. &#8220;I met a terrible looking
-old beggar in the hall coming from their
-apartment and I am sure they had given him<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_38"></a>[38]</span>
-something because the lady spoke to him in such
-a gentle tone and he answered her gently and&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What did they say?&#8221; asked Josie.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I couldn&#8217;t make out, but it sounded kind of
-foreign. That made me think maybe the woman
-has found out there is someone of her nationality
-here in Wakely and she is kind to him because he
-is from her own country.&#8221; Mary was the type
-that always made the best of everything and
-everybody.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, for my part, I think it is a great mistake
-to encourage tramps and beggars,&#8221; said Mrs.
-Leslie. &#8220;Now in the country we never could do
-it. If we even so much as fed one tramp we had
-a swarm of them coming to us for years. My husband
-once gave one an old suit of clothes and some
-shoes and after I had fed him Mr. Leslie told him
-he could spend the night in the barn because it
-was coming up to snow. After that a week never
-passed that some disreputable old bum didn&#8217;t
-come whining to my back door. It kept up until
-we had the road gate painted, posts and all, and
-then they let up on us and we began to think that
-the first one had put the tramp&#8217;s mark on our gate
-and all the others read it and knew we were kind
-hearted. Of course the paint destroyed the mark.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_39"></a>[39]</span>&#8220;What a wonderful mark to have on your
-gate!&#8221; exclaimed Mary. &#8220;I wish I knew what it
-was and could put one on our door.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Perhaps one is there,&#8221; suggested Josie,
-&#8220;and I saw it and ventured in.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want any real tramps around here,&#8221;
-insisted Mrs. Leslie. &#8220;You, Josie, are less like
-a tramp than any one I ever saw. I felt safe with
-you from the moment you entered the door and I
-never have felt safe with any tramp. I don&#8217;t like
-to think that tramps might be coming in and out
-of this house and if I ever see or hear of another
-one being in the hall I am going to complain to
-the landlord.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, Mother, please don&#8217;t! What would our
-neighbors think of us?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It makes mighty little difference what they
-think. People who don&#8217;t speak our language and
-have tramps calling on them have no business
-thinking.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie laughed. Mrs. Leslie&#8217;s feeling in regard
-to tramps and foreigners was a common one with
-persons born and raised in the country. They encouraged
-neither tramping nor immigration.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;We have two beggars at Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s,&#8221;
-said Josie, &#8220;one at the front entrance<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_40"></a>[40]</span>
-and one at the back. It is against my principles
-to give to street beggars but I have a hard time
-getting by those two. The Associated Charities
-are constantly asking the public not to encourage
-beggars but send them to the A. C. so that they
-can look into their cases. I am sure they are
-right, and good citizens should uphold them; but
-beggars such as we have at our front and back
-entrances seem to be able to appeal against reason
-and I am sure they reap a substantial harvest.
-When charitable ladies get up tag days for
-their pet concerns they should man the stations
-with just such beggars instead of attractive young
-girls.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I thought begging on the street was against
-the city ordinances,&#8221; said Mrs. Leslie.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, they get around all laws by pretending
-to sell something. This beggar man at the front
-door sells lead pencils and the woman at the back
-goes through the motions of selling newspapers.
-She never has the last edition and always whines
-if anyone wants change. She is a husky looking
-person and I believe is well fed, in spite of the
-pretext she makes of dining off crusts.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Poor thing!&#8221; exclaimed Mary. &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry
-for her even though she may be a fraud.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_41"></a>[41]</span>&#8220;Of course there is no easy way of making
-an honest living,&#8221; laughed Josie, &#8220;whether it
-be pounding a typewriter or&mdash;selling notions.&#8221;
-It was on the tip of Josie&#8217;s tongue to say lying
-in wait for shoplifters. &#8220;Begging is not such
-a bad way to spend your time if you are interested
-in human nature. Of course it must be
-rather hard on the man at the front entrance
-because he wears a patch over one eye and part
-of his game is to keep the other one half shut.
-That means he can&#8217;t see all that is going on, but
-who knows? He may be able to see more with
-half an eye than many persons can with two wide
-open ones.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;The beggar I saw in the hall had a patch
-over his eye. I noticed it particularly, and felt
-sorrier than ever for him. I&#8217;d have given him
-something if he hadn&#8217;t hurried away so fast when
-I came in.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;A great many beggars seem to be minus one
-eye,&#8221; said Josie. &#8220;I remember reading once
-of a great French detective who captured a
-notorious criminal, who was operating as a
-blind beggar with a patch over his eye, because
-the <i>pseudo</i>-beggar inadvertently changed
-blind eyes. The detective had passed him<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_42"></a>[42]</span>
-many times on the Pont Neuf in Paris, where
-the beggar had stood for weeks and weeks
-whining a pitiful tale. Now this detective, like
-all good ones, let nothing escape him, and he had
-noticed that the blind beggar wore a patch over
-his right eye. One morning the patch had moved
-to the left one. That set Mr. Detective to thinking
-and he watched the man. When darkness
-came the man stopped begging for the day, hobbled
-from the bridge into a nearby crooked street
-and there he straightened up, took off the telltale
-patch and walked briskly along the side walk.
-Then it was an easy matter to track him to his
-luxurious lair. Begging was merely a side line,
-as burglary on a large scale was his real profession.
-He was attempting to conceal his identity
-under the cloak of a mendicant.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I still say, poor fellow,&#8221; said Mary.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And I say,&#8221; said Mrs. Leslie shrewdly, &#8220;that
-if I were a detective I&#8217;d wonder what on earth
-made you, Josie, go into being a shop girl. I
-begin to think it is nothing but a side line with
-you.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie, being completely off her guard, hardly
-knew how to answer Mrs. Leslie. She did not
-deem it wise to take mother and daughter into<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_43"></a>[43]</span>
-her confidence concerning her true business in
-Wakely. She blushed and stammered like a veritable
-novice at the game of concealment and falteringly
-assured Mrs. Leslie that she had been
-forced into selling notions because of reverses in
-her family fortunes.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;To be sure the wages are not so very high,&#8221;
-she continued, &#8220;but Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s is a
-pleasant place in which to work. Then, too, it is
-so nice to be here with you and Mary that I don&#8217;t
-mind being in a store all day.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Leslie expressed herself as satisfied concerning
-her lodger&#8217;s profession but she afterwards
-said to her daughter: &#8220;She has a kind of
-high-brow way with her at times that makes me
-doubt her being just a poor girl; and her clothes,
-while they are simple, are made of such good
-material. You can&#8217;t fool me on dry-goods. I
-tell you, Mary, Josie&#8217;s dresses are made out of
-stuff that cost five dollars a yard.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_44"></a>[44]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER IV<br />
-
-
-<small>JOSIE&#8217;S LITTLE BLACK BOOK</small></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>&#8220;Now I&#8217;ve talked too much!&#8221; Josie took herself
-to task after retiring to her room. &#8220;Mrs.
-Leslie has some kind of suspicion concerning me
-and it is all my own fault. I wonder what my
-father would have done under the circumstances.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>She took from her top drawer a little leather
-book; her most valued possession and without
-which she never traveled. It was a chunky little
-book, evidently home made. The pages were covered
-with neatly written lines which, to the uninitiated,
-looked like so much Greek script. It
-was in reality a cryptic shorthand invented by
-Detective O&#8217;Gorman and known only to him and
-his daughter and one other&mdash;a certain criminal,
-Felix Markham. How he came to know this family
-code is another story altogether. At any rate,
-in the United States Josie was the only person
-who could make heads or tails of this writing,
-as her dear father had gone to that far country<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_45"></a>[45]</span>
-where detectives find no work to do, and Markham
-had fled to China after having executed a
-daring escape from the penitentiary.</p>
-
-<p>In this little book the detective had inscribed
-many homely sayings, some original but most of
-them borrowed from Poor Richard&#8217;s Almanac,
-the Proverbs of Solomon and other like sources.
-Josie often amused her friends by quoting these
-bits of wisdom as though her dear father had
-been responsible for all of them. Also in this
-book was written much that was interesting and
-valuable concerning criminals with whom O&#8217;Gorman
-had come in contact; descriptions of their
-appearance, habits and peculiarities, as well as the
-lists of their aliases and professions engaged in
-as blinds.</p>
-
-<p>All of this was interesting reading and Josie
-never tired of conning over the difficult script.
-Reading between the lines she caught hints of successes
-which the noted criminologist was too modest
-even to put in his diary, although it was written
-in a shorthand known only to himself and
-his daughter and was meant for no other eyes.</p>
-
-<p>On this night it was not her father&#8217;s successes
-that interested Josie, but his failures. The last
-twenty pages of the little book were filled with<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_46"></a>[46]</span>
-his failures and analyses of why he had failed,
-also admonitions to his daughter as to what she
-should avoid in the way of pitfalls for a detective.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;When you find you have aroused suspicion
-in the mind of someone as to your real business
-which it is perhaps expedient to conceal, do not
-be too quick to allay those suspicions as the person
-concerned will no doubt be on the lookout
-to trap you. If, in the course of time, you quietly
-do or say again the same thing that first aroused
-the suspicion in the mind of the person and then,
-being on your guard, make some casual explanation,
-it will be more convincing than changing
-too quickly and appearing for that reason rather
-unnatural. For instance, if, the better to catch
-a criminal, you have been taking the part of a
-lowly person, say a dishwasher in a restaurant,
-and inadvertently you show yourself to be educated&mdash;do
-not immediately revert to slang and
-double negatives to throw the person to whom
-you have revealed your culture off the scent, but
-rather show other bits of learning and then have
-a plausible story ready to account for a dishwasher
-knowing something beyond hot suds and
-drainers and tea towels.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;There I am!&#8221; exclaimed Josie. &#8220;I am not<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_47"></a>[47]</span>
-sure just what it was that started Mrs. Leslie
-but I think it was the free and easy gabble about
-Paris bridges and luxurious lairs. Now I must
-bring up the subject again and talk some more
-about the same thing and then give her some kind
-of song and dance that will sound plausible
-enough to throw her off the scent. Then I&#8217;ll
-jump back to the subject of bone buttons and
-linen tape and maybe haul in something about a
-handsome floor walker at Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Satisfied with the plan, Josie devoutly closed
-her little book and went peacefully to sleep, wickedly
-hoping that somebody would do a little shoplifting
-the next day to keep her from dying of
-ennui.</p>
-
-<p>Breakfast was hurried and she had little time
-to talk to Mrs. Leslie. One could not be very
-tactful nor use much finesse with a mouth full
-of hot oatmeal porridge. To talk about the crime
-wave in Paris so early in the morning would be
-ridiculous. It must keep until evening. Perhaps
-she was mistaken about Mrs. Leslie having any
-suspicion of her. Mary was as gentle and lovely
-as ever and her mother was certainly most considerate
-and cordial in her insistence that Josie
-should have another cup of coffee. After all, she<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_48"></a>[48]</span>
-had nothing to conceal&mdash;that is, nothing that
-would be to her discredit. It was only that she
-deemed it wiser to keep to herself her real business
-in Wakely. Of course if Mrs. Leslie became
-too suspicious it would be a simple matter to tell
-her the whole truth.</p>
-
-<p>That morning the girls started to town a little
-earlier than was their custom. It was Saturday
-and a half holiday. Mary had some extra typing
-on hand she was anxious to finish and Josie
-wanted to interview Mr. Theodore Burnett before
-the store opened. As they stepped into the public
-hall of the apartment house they ran into
-the same beggar of whom Mary had spoken the
-evening before. The hall was unlighted except
-for a pale streak of sun that tried to find its way
-through the dingy glass of the street door but
-Josie did not need much light to recognize the
-man as the beggar who sat at the main door of
-Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s. The man began a pleading
-beggar&#8217;s whine and held out his hand to the girls.
-Unfortunately for him Mrs. Leslie opened her
-door at that moment to call a last good bye to
-her daughter and to remind her of some promised
-errand. The sight of the beggar angered
-her and she spoke sharply to him:</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_49"></a>[49]</span>&#8220;Begone sir!&#8221; she cried. &#8220;It is against all
-rules of the house to have beggars in the hall.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Excuse! Excuse!&#8221; and the man bowed humbly,
-shuffling off with bent back and palsied head.
-As he passed the irate lady, Josie caught the
-flash of resentment that glowed in his one eye.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, Mother, the poor fellow!&#8221; said Mary.
-&#8220;I feel so sorry for him and you hurt his feelings
-terribly.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;He&#8217;d no business in the hall. Perhaps I was
-a bit hasty. Here, run after him, Mary, and give
-him this penny. But tell him he mustn&#8217;t come
-back here.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mary added a small sum to her mother&#8217;s penny
-and hastening after the man pressed it in his
-hand. Josie, who was close behind, again caught
-an expression on the man&#8217;s face&mdash;a leer of admiration
-for the pretty young girl with her fresh
-rosy face and kind blue eyes.</p>
-
-<p>A view of him in broad daylight convinced Josie
-that he really was the beggar who had the desirable
-stand at the front entrance to Burnett &amp;
-Burnett&#8217;s and also the realization came to her
-that she had seen the man before and that it was
-not as a mendicant.</p>
-
-<p>For the second time since Josie came to Wakely<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_50"></a>[50]</span>
-she puzzled her brains over where before she had
-seen or known a man, this time an old one. She
-was still in doubt as to the identity of the young
-man who evidently lived in the apartment next to
-the Leslies, and now a palsied old beggar was
-adding to her perplexity.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll keep an eye on him during the morning
-and perhaps I&#8217;ll remember,&#8221; she promised herself.</p>
-
-<p>It was a busy morning but between sales Josie
-managed to get an occasional glimpse of the one-eyed
-beggar at the gate. He, too, was doing a
-thriving business. Josie wondered if the woman
-at the rear entrance was playing in such good
-luck as her rival in the front. Once during the
-morning she had occasion to pass by the back
-door and could look out at the female newsie.
-Straggling iron gray hair was blown by the
-wintry breezes across a round, plump face which
-Nature had doubtless intended to be wreathed in
-perpetual smiles and which seemed with difficulty
-to assume an expression of misery and woe. Her
-comfortable, well rounded body was arrayed in
-pitiful rags. Josie determined to study her more
-closely and accordingly when the store closed she
-made her exit by the rear door.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_51"></a>[51]</span>&#8220;Pa-a-perrr! Pa-a-perr!&#8221; quavered the
-woman in a tone that spoke of utter misery and
-dejection.</p>
-
-<p>A genial gentleman stopped to buy one.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Is it the last edition?&#8221; he asked.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ye-e-ss sirr!&#8221; she whined, &#8220;the very latest.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>He handed her a quarter of a dollar.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I haven&#8217;t an-y ch-aa-nge, sirr.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No change? Well then keep it!&#8221; he exclaimed
-with a note of irritation in his voice.</p>
-
-<p>Saturday was a short day for the employees of
-Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s and Josie determined to use
-the afternoon in looking up some more residences
-of her fellow workers. The day was pleasant,
-with a hint of premature spring in the air; an
-excellent day for checking up on some of the
-suburban addresses.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I wonder if Major Simpson will follow me.
-Anyhow, I have chosen a balmy afternoon for
-his jaunt if he decides to take it,&#8221; she laughed.
-&#8220;I have a great mind to give him the slip.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>By the simple expedient of going up one elevator
-and down another Josie eluded the old detective,
-who was evidently on the lookout for her.
-She then quickly made her way to the rear exit
-and was out on the street before the old gentleman<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_52"></a>[52]</span>
-realized that the young person in whom he
-was taking such an unaccountable interest had
-flown the coop.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ding bust it!&#8221; he remarked eloquently, &#8220;I&#8217;ll
-come up with her yet.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Miss Fauntleroy was immediately in front of
-Josie, moving with her accustomed slow grace.
-The girl was well proportioned and Josie had
-not realized before how very tall she was. Being
-of rather a diminutive statute herself, she seemed
-almost a dwarf by the side of the stately young
-woman.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Pa-a-perr, pa-a-perr,&#8221; quavered the old
-woman in an irritating whine.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Fauntleroy stopped and holding out a
-dime asked for a newspaper. Her voice was singularly
-hard and cold but the old beggar seemed
-rather amused as she answered:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, my prr-r-ty! Here&#8217;s your Jou-r-rnal.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Give me my change,&#8221; demanded the girl
-haughtily.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Change? Sur-r-ely you know an old woman
-like me can&#8217;t make change.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well you&#8217;ll make it for me or give me back
-my dime,&#8221; said the girl angrily, her voice breaking
-hoarsely. She snatched the money from the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_53"></a>[53]</span>
-old woman&#8217;s hand and rudely twisting and rumpling
-the paper so that it would be difficult to
-sell to another customer, she threw it into the
-basket at the beggar&#8217;s feet and then walked
-proudly away.</p>
-
-<p>While Josie held no brief for beggars of any
-sort, neither those who begged outright nor those
-who begged under the guise of selling back number
-papers or pencils made of scrap lead, still
-her heart was kind and it tried her sorely to witness
-the rudeness and direct unkindness of the
-inconsiderate Miss Fauntleroy.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Here! I&#8217;ll take that rumpled paper,&#8221; she
-said gently, handing the correct change to the
-old woman. &#8220;I can smooth it out and read it on
-the trolley.&#8221; She stooped swiftly and picked
-up the twisted Wakely Journal.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, no, lady! I&#8217;ll give you a nice clean pa-perr,&#8221;
-insisted the newsie, reaching eagerly for
-the one that Miss Fauntleroy had thrown so disdainfully
-in her basket. But Josie clutched it
-tightly and was soon lost in the crowd, while the
-old woman sat dazed and disconsolate, forgetting
-to cry her wares as the employees trooped
-forth from Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_54"></a>[54]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER V<br />
-
-
-<small>THE MAJOR TAKES UP A TRAIL</small></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Josie jammed the rumpled paper in the big
-patch pocket of her sport coat and thought no
-more about it. She boarded the interurban trolley
-which passed through Linden Heights, wondering
-if Miss Fauntleroy could be on it and
-doubtful whether it were better for her to get
-off at Linden Row with that haughty and evidently
-bad tempered young woman or to ride on
-for several blocks. The crowded car thinned out
-as they approached the suburbs. Josie was soon
-able to make sure that the girl was not on board.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Let me off at Linden Row, please,&#8221; she asked
-the conductor.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Sure, miss, an&#8217; the sign was put up only
-yesterday so I know where it is. The streets out
-here ain&#8217;t marked reg&#8217;lar.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Linden Heights presented the appearance of
-much suburban property aspiring to become urban;
-streets and avenues named, sidewalks laid
-out, curbing placed, everything ready to make a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_55"></a>[55]</span>
-thriving, prosperous, homelike neighborhood&mdash;everything
-but the homes and the neighbors. The
-houses were few and far between and Linden
-Row, though boasting a brand new name on a
-brand new corner and a brand new row of spindling
-linden trees, had not a house to its name.
-Josie walked north until the sad young street
-lost itself in a corn field; then she retraced her
-steps, crossed the car tracks and walked south
-until a swamp interrupted her progress, and still
-no habitation. Bullfrogs were singing their
-spring song in the swamp so Josie felt repaid
-for her long ride on the trolley.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It means spring is almost here,&#8221; she said
-to herself, &#8220;is here, in fact. It&#8217;s a surer sign
-than thunder and lightning; surer than the robin&#8217;s
-whistle or trailing arbutus blossoms. How
-my dear father did love to hear the bullfrogs!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>So far as Josie could ascertain Linden Heights
-was nothing more than a real estate map. At
-any rate there was not a single house in the place
-with the exception of an old farm house, the mansion
-of the original owners of the tract, and when
-Josie knocked on the door with a trumped up
-plea that she was hunting a place to board, she
-was met without much encouragement by an old<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_56"></a>[56]</span>
-man with a tousled beard and mane who gave her
-to understand that he couldn&#8217;t abide women and
-wouldn&#8217;t let one of them stay on his place for
-five minutes. At least she had found out what
-she wanted to know: Miss Fauntleroy did not
-live there.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Very puzzling!&#8221; she mused. &#8220;Why did she
-give a fictitious address to her employers? The
-first interesting thing that has happened since
-I came to this town. I hope it will lead to something.
-Anyhow I&#8217;ll watch this strange girl and
-find out something more about her. She certainly
-was very rude to the old beggar.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>On the way back to the city Josie decided to
-read the paper she had bought from the old
-woman, but at that moment she became engrossed
-in the conversation of some of her fellow passengers
-and the Wakely Journal remained in the
-patch pocket of her sport coat.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;The only thing I regret about my fruitless
-trip to Linden Heights is that I didn&#8217;t have the
-company of old Major Simpson,&#8221; Josie amused
-herself by thinking. &#8220;I shouldn&#8217;t call it fruitless,
-however, as it may lead to something. Anyhow,
-I&#8217;m wondering what the dear Major did in
-my absence.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_57"></a>[57]</span>Had Josie realized what the dear Major was
-doing in her absence she would not have been
-quite so nonchalant in her idle surmises. No
-doubt his actions would have amused her but
-certainly they would have irritated her as well.</p>
-
-<p>In the first place, Josie had hardly made her
-escape by the rear entrance of the department
-store when Min, whose surname was Tracy, gave
-a hurry call from the lace counter that in putting
-up her goods she had discovered the loss of many
-yards of the filmiest and finest lace in stock.
-The counter next to her reported missing a very
-expensive imported gold mesh bag. A hue and
-cry was raised by the excited Major Simpson
-and after much pompous blustering he had rushed
-to the office of the chief executives where he not
-only reported the theft but demanded Josie
-O&#8217;Gorman&#8217;s address.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;So you have a suspicion of who she is then,
-this Miss O&#8217;Gorman?&#8221; asked Mr. Theodore Burnett.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, I&#8217;ve had my eye on her for days. I
-have not been in the detective business for all
-of these years without being able to distinguish
-a girl of her type from a simple saleslady of
-buttons and what not.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_58"></a>[58]</span>&#8220;Well, you are pretty clever, Major. I hope
-you two can get together. You say she has gone
-for the day? Do you think she can clear up this
-shoplifting mystery?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of course she can if anyone can. Give me
-her address and maybe I can overtake her.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Eleven, East Meadow, Apartment 4, is her
-address. It is remarkable that a girl as young
-as she is can be so successful. She is very clever
-I think.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes&mdash;altogether too clever!&#8221; muttered Major
-Simpson. &#8220;But she will find there are
-others,&#8221; he intimated darkly.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, yes!&#8221; said Mr. Burnett uneasily, &#8220;but
-for goodness sake don&#8217;t be short with her. I
-am sure that through her we may be able to track
-down the whole gang of shoplifters.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Trust me, my dear Theodore, trust me!&#8221;
-said the Major, patting his white vest comfortably.
-&#8220;I will use all the finesse that my long
-service in this establishment has fostered. You
-need never fear that Silvester Simpson will be
-anything but a diplomat.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh sure! Sure!&#8221; added Mr. Burnett quickly.
-&#8220;I&#8217;ll leave it to you but I beg of you that you
-communicate with Miss O&#8217;Gorman at once.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_59"></a>[59]</span>&#8220;Immediately!&#8221; and the Major strutted from
-the office.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Eleven, East Meadow,&#8221; he mused. &#8220;That
-is the right address. I have followed her home
-often enough to know, but I asked Theodore just
-to see if the person had the temerity to give her
-real address.&#8221; And the old gentleman, not trusting
-his short legs to carry him to number eleven
-fast enough, hastily called a taxi.</p>
-
-<p>When Major Simpson rang a bell he did not
-simply touch a button, he pressed it, and that
-with no light finger but with the end of his
-walking stick, leaning heavily against it until
-the bell was answered or broken.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Leslie answered it quickly and somewhat
-indignantly. She had a sponge cake in the oven
-and the noise of the bell was enough to make
-it fall.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What is it, sir?&#8221; but her tone of asperity
-quickly changed when she saw who was responsible
-for the clamor. &#8220;Well if it isn&#8217;t Major
-Sylvester Simpson. Sakes alive, Major Simpson,
-how did you find me out? I&#8217;ve been telling myself
-every day for two months that I ought to
-let you know I was in Wakely because of our
-families being kind of hereditary friends, but<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_60"></a>[60]</span>
-Mary and I are living in such a small way,
-and&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Major Simpson&mdash;Major by courtesy only&mdash;made
-up in gallantry what he lacked in finesse.
-Not for worlds would he inform Mrs. Leslie that
-he was not looking her up at all and was quite
-as astonished to see her as she was to see him.
-He remembered her quite well as little Polly Bainbridge,
-whose grandfather&#8217;s farm was just across
-the creek from the Simpson&#8217;s farm. She had
-been a little girl when he was a grown man spending
-his yearly holidays in the country. He remembered
-faintly once having made her a present
-of a pink parasol on one of those visits. She
-was a very small girl and he was even then a
-floor walker at Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s. Perhaps
-that was how he happened to know the appeal
-a pink parasol has for a little girl.</p>
-
-<p>Now that he had found her he must come in
-and see her. Of course it could not be that the
-person of whom he was really in search could
-possibly be living with Polly Bainbridge&mdash;now
-Mrs. Leslie&mdash;who came from his county and was
-of honest and respectable parentage as had also
-been her husband, people of good blood and reputation.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_61"></a>[61]</span>The Leslies&#8217; living room was homelike, pleasant,
-and spotlessly clean, but with a certain feminine
-disorder in the way of a work basket open
-on the table, a scarf thrown over the back of a
-chair, a bit of embroidery on the sofa. This made
-an irresistible appeal to Major Simpson who,
-though a bachelor, was a great admirer of &#8220;the
-ladies&#8221; unless they happened to be &#8220;sales-ladies.&#8221;
-These he always regarded with suspicion
-as being either incipient shoplifters or, worse
-than that even, designing females who aspired
-to become Mrs. Simpson.</p>
-
-<p>He settled himself in a comfortable overstuffed
-chair, conveniently low enough to allow him to
-cross his plump legs, and sniffed the pleasing
-odors emanating from the tiny kitchen.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You must excuse me a minute,&#8221; blushed Mrs.
-Leslie, &#8220;but I have a cake in the oven.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah, that sounds like home!&#8221; declared the gallant
-Major. &#8220;And when I say home I mean the
-country. I fear me the city ladies trust to the
-bakers for such&mdash;&#8221; But Mrs. Leslie could not
-wait to find out what the city ladies trusted to the
-bakers as her cake had been in the prescribed
-number of minutes and the gas must be turned
-off and the cake turned out of the pan.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_62"></a>[62]</span>The major sniffed again. &#8220;Coffee!&#8221; was the
-verdict of his olefactory nerves. Like the Raggedy
-Man: &#8220;His old nose didn&#8217;t tell no lies,&#8221;
-for in a few minutes Mrs. Leslie returned with a
-tray of coffee and some hot doughnuts she had
-just finished frying when her bell pealed so loudly
-and persistently.</p>
-
-<p>The guest <i>ummed</i> and <i>ahhed</i> with appreciation.
-He was self congratulatory that the little girl to
-whom he had once presented a pink parasol had
-grown into such a fine woman. He always had
-been a person of discernment and from the beginning
-he had known that little Polly Bainbridge
-was of the right sort. It was a pleasant thing to
-feel that a pink parasol cast on the waters might
-after some thirty odd years&mdash;or was it forty&mdash;be
-returned to one in the shape of fragrant coffee
-and hot doughnuts.</p>
-
-<p>First, all the county news must be retailed and
-a bit of mild gossip concerning old neighbors be
-whispered. Major Simpson had long ago given
-up the habit of spending his holidays back home
-since the old folks had all died off and his ancestral
-halls passed into the hands of strangers. But
-his interest in all pertaining to his county was as
-strong as ever.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_63"></a>[63]</span>&#8220;I only go back for funerals, now,&#8221; said the
-old man sadly. Mrs. Leslie thought of the last
-funeral she had attended in that part of the
-world, that of Mr. Leslie, and her eyes filled with
-tears. The gay little coffee and doughnut party
-seemed in danger of becoming as sad as a wake
-but Mrs. Leslie brushed away her tears and smiled
-on her guest, filling his cup and pressing upon
-him another doughnut. So by simple grace happiness
-and good cheer were restored.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Now tell me of your daughter. It seems
-strange for little Polly Bainbridge to have a
-grown daughter. Do you two ladies live here all
-alone?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh no! We have a lodger&mdash;Miss O&#8217;Gorman.
-By the way, Major Simpson, she <i>says</i> she is employed
-at Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Leslie could not resist a slight emphasis
-on the &#8220;says&#8221; although she had promised Mary
-to try and forget the strange suspicions that had
-arisen in her mind concerning her gentle little
-lodger.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;She says right!&#8221; declared the Major shortly,
-suddenly remembering that he was a detective
-out on a scent. &#8220;What do you know of the
-young person?&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_64"></a>[64]</span>&#8220;Nothing&mdash;nothing at all! She came here in
-answer to an advertisement my daughter and I
-put in a Sunday paper. We took her in without
-references. Come to think of it, her saying she
-had a position with Burnett &amp; Burnett seemed to
-me all the reference I needed since you were
-one of the firm.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, no, dear lady&mdash;not yet&mdash;merely a trusted
-officer of the company. But tell me more of this
-Miss O&#8217;Gorman. How does she impress you? Do
-you feel that she is not&mdash;er&mdash;er exactly what she
-pretends to be?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh Major Simpson, it seems wrong to doubt
-the girl but&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But what?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;She is a nice girl&mdash;a lady, in fact, but I can&#8217;t
-believe she is exactly what she says she is&mdash;I
-mean a girl with a job selling bone buttons and
-things. Not that there aren&#8217;t a great many ladies
-in shops&mdash;I don&#8217;t mean that there aren&#8217;t&mdash;and
-elegant gentlemen, too, but there is something
-about her and her clothes&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah! Her clothes! She seems to me to be
-simply dressed, more so than most of her fellow
-employees.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Exactly, but have you felt of them?&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_65"></a>[65]</span>&#8220;Not exactly!&#8221; answered the detective with
-dignity.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I mean the material is so good, it would take
-almost a month&#8217;s salary to pay for one of her
-dresses, unless she makes a great deal more than
-girls just beginning usually make. And she has
-all of her dresses duplicated.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Was it only her clothes that made you think
-she was different?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh no, it was the way she talks. I hadn&#8217;t
-really had a positive suspicion of her being something
-she said she wasn&#8217;t, or rather not being what
-she said she was, until last night when we were
-sitting around the table reading and sewing. Josie
-got to talking about noted criminals and what they
-did and how detectives caught them&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Just stuff she had read in cheap magazines,
-I presume.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, not fiction but facts.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The Major became as eager as a hound on
-trail. Here were facts&mdash;excellent things for a
-detective to know&mdash;and in the possession of a
-woman. How easy it would be for him, with
-his years of experience, to wheedle this artless
-soul into telling all she knew.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah, facts! Now, er-er-my dear neighbor,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_66"></a>[66]</span>
-just what do you mean by facts?&#8221; asked the
-Major, making a great effort to appear unconcerned.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, she spoke kind of familiarly of Paris
-and her accent sounded like our teacher&#8217;s used
-to&mdash;not at all like pupils. I always have my
-doubts about anybody who has too good an
-accent in French. I think she felt I was suspicious
-of her because she shut up all of a
-sudden. Please tell me, Major Simpson, have
-you also some suspicion concerning our lodger?&#8221;</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_67"></a>[67]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER VI<br />
-
-
-<small>TOO MANY DETECTIVES</small></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Major Simpson looked at his hostess with blinking
-eyes. Although he had spoken scornfully of
-cheap magazine fiction that had no doubt put melodramatic
-notions in Josie&#8217;s head, the truth of the
-matter was that the old gentleman devoured them
-himself in private, especially the ones dealing
-with crime and clever sleuths. How often in these
-stories unsuspecting women, landladies and lodging
-house keepers, were unconscious means of
-tracking desperate criminals. The detective
-came to a sudden conclusion. He determined to
-take into his confidence this gentle lady from his
-own county. Anyone who had such a light hand
-at doughnuts and could brew such clear rich coffee
-must have finesse. She was the one of all
-others to help him in his business of determining
-a difficult point in his profession. He leaned
-forward and grasping the widow&#8217;s plump hand,
-patted it tenderly.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Mrs. Leslie&mdash;Miss Polly&mdash;er-er-Polly, little<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_68"></a>[68]</span>
-Polly Bainbridge, I wonder if you will help an old
-neighbor and friend in a most important matter.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Help you, Major Simpson! How can a woman
-like me serve such a gentleman as you?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Know then, my dear Mrs. Les&mdash;I mean Polly&mdash;I
-may call you Polly I hope&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Certainly, Major Simpson!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well then, my dear Polly, you have under
-your roof a character that is under suspicion. I
-serve at Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s in a confidential
-capacity as their trusted private detective.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Land&#8217;s sakes!&#8221; cried Mrs. Leslie, who had
-an inborn respect for the law and all persons appointed
-to uphold it. But according to plays she
-had seen and the movies, a detective always wore
-a shabby brown derby and box-toed shoes. Here
-was her visitor, an acknowledged detective, in
-the smallest and neatest of polished oxfords, and
-from her chair she could plainly see a silk hat
-on the marble topped table in the reception hall,
-the kind of hat that might have been worn with
-impunity by presidents of republics or prime ministers
-of monarchies.</p>
-
-<p>Having under her roof, or rather under her
-ceiling&mdash;because Mrs. Leslie had never felt that
-the roof of the apartment house belonged to<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_69"></a>[69]</span>
-her in the least&mdash;having under her ceiling a
-suspicious character was not nearly so exciting
-to that lady as harboring a live detective.
-She reasoned that Major Simpson must be an
-excellent detective since he had never divulged
-that it was in that capacity he served Burnett
-&amp; Burnett, the opinion being in his county that
-he was a &#8220;kind of partner&#8221; in the firm.</p>
-
-<p>Tales of mystery had always been Mrs. Leslie&#8217;s
-dissipation&mdash;it might be truthfully said her only
-dissipation&mdash;and now it was a delightful thing
-that what had hitherto been a dissipation should
-be put upon her as a duty. Surely everybody
-would consider it her duty to assist an old neighbor
-and family friend in any way possible.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Help you! Indeed I will. Tell me what I
-must do first.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Tell me something of the life and habits of
-this young person, who has so imposed upon
-you.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, she is quiet, gentle, considerate and unassuming.
-I certainly have to give her that. She
-is never a mite of trouble but always helps Mary
-and me about any household tasks that come up,
-very much as though she were a daughter of the
-house.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_70"></a>[70]</span>&#8220;Um-hum! Sly, very sly!&#8221; puffed the major.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;She is orderly and regular in her habits.
-Keeps her room as neat as a pin and never leaves
-anything lying around.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Afraid of giving a clue to her carryings-on.
-She is no doubt a hardened adventuress.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Leslie thrilled with excitement. She felt
-delightful cold chills running up and down her
-backbone and her eyes were snapping and her
-cheeks glowing as though under the spell of no
-less a person than Anna Katherine Green or Mary
-Roberts Reinhart. &#8220;The Bat&#8221; himself had not
-been able to make her shudder more happily. For
-the moment she lost all feeling for Josie, of whom
-she was really very fond, but thought of her only
-as a character in fiction and herself as the astute
-heroine who would track her to her lair.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;She is very much interested in Mary and me
-and encourages us to tell her all kinds of things
-about our home in the country. I am afraid we
-have told her many family secrets, nothing of
-grave importance because we have led quiet, sheltered
-lives up to the last few months, but just
-stories of the farm and Mary&#8217;s childhood and my
-girlhood. She is such a good listener and we have
-talked to her very freely.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_71"></a>[71]</span>&#8220;Of course you have. That&#8217;s part of her
-game; to get information of all kinds about neighborhoods
-and then work some kind of fraud on
-them. She is more than likely to go down to our
-county and get in with folks there and steal the
-spoons and the registered letters or something. I
-tell you, Polly, I know their game&mdash;these slick
-ones. I&#8217;ll be bound she has talked mighty little
-about herself. Do you know any more about her
-home life, where she came from, what she did before
-she started to &#8216;do you&#8217; than you did when
-she first came to you?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, I&#8217;m afraid we don&#8217;t.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Exactly!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But tell me what you think the poor girl has
-done?&#8221; asked Mrs. Leslie, who could but feel
-sorry for criminals even though they spoke French
-with a French accent.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Done! Why I have my suspicions that she
-had stolen from Burnett &amp; Burnett many hundreds
-of dollars worth of real lace as well as a
-gold mesh bag that is easily worth a hundred.
-She is suspected by Mr. Burnett, too, but we are
-to go easy with her as we hope to track to their
-lair others who were able to get away with thousands
-of dollars worth of goods a few weeks ago.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_72"></a>[72]</span>&#8220;What makes you think she has done it?&#8221;
-gasped Mrs. Leslie, her backbone continuing to
-tingle deliciously over such expressions as &#8220;Track
-to their lair.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Many things have led me to suspect her,&#8221;
-said the Major with impressive gravity. &#8220;She
-has studiously avoided my scrutiny and when I
-have attempted to follow her on the street she
-has with great ingenuity evaded my pursuit&mdash;given
-me the slip, as we say in the profession.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Then you have followed her?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Repeatedly! No doubt you have noticed that
-she seldom comes home immediately after closing
-hours, but walks around town, up one street and
-down another. Now is not that in itself a peculiar
-way for a nice young woman to behave?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Perhaps!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;To my way of thinking it is very peculiar.
-Another thing is that she has ingratiated herself
-into the good will of many of the clerks at Burnett
-&amp; Burnett&#8217;s. She has followed the same method
-with them that she has with you; always inviting
-confidence and never revealing anything concerning
-her own life and affairs. I have questioned
-some of them closely and all have nothing but good
-to say of Miss Josie O&#8217;Gorman. Now that in itself<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_73"></a>[73]</span>
-is unnatural and shows she has a sinister influence.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah, Major Simpson, I fear you are sarcastic.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not at all, my dear Miss Polly! Young women
-in business are just like young women in society
-and are chary of expressions of admiration
-for members of their own sex.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But why do you think that my lodger has
-stolen these valuable articles? What proof have
-you?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;None as yet&mdash;but that is where you are to
-help me. When the clerks reported the theft to
-me, immediately my instinct was to find this
-O&#8217;Gorman. It was within a minute of closing
-time and I would have gotten her but she seemed
-to divine that I was on her heels and jumped into
-an elevator. I followed in the next but she came
-up as I went down. You may imagine, my dear
-madam, how annoying it was to one of my years&mdash;and
-I may add, dignity&mdash;to be see-sawing up
-and down an elevator shaft in pursuit of a
-wretched little sandy haired girl. I give you my
-word I went up and down three times, always
-missing her like a foolish scene in a motion picture
-comedy. Then I took my stand at the front
-door, hoping to catch up with her in that way<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_74"></a>[74]</span>
-but she evidently slipped out the back door and
-once more gave me the slip. Now, however, I
-have tracked her to her lair&mdash;if such a charming
-parlor as yours could be called a lair&mdash;and with
-your able assistance I am sure I can catch up with
-her.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You have not told me yet how I am to assist
-you.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Simply by keeping your eyes open and reporting
-to me at every turn. I want to know every
-detail in regard to the movements of this O&#8217;Gorman
-person. I should like very much to see her
-room. I might gather some information that
-would escape the notice of a novice.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It seems kind of underhand&mdash;I mean on my
-part, but I&#8217;ll take you to her room and if I get out
-of this mess I never intend to advertise again for
-lodgers. Mary and I will have to manage somehow.
-I know Mary will be greatly put out when
-she hears of my helping you. She has taken a
-great fancy to Josie. You see, we both call her
-Josie by now.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It just shows your kind heart and your daughter&#8217;s
-loving disposition. If I were you, Mrs. Leslie&mdash;Polly&mdash;I
-would not mention the matter to
-Miss Mary. She might feel it her duty to warn<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_75"></a>[75]</span>
-the young woman that we are on to her tricks and
-she might escape. The fewer who are taken into
-a plot the better. But show me the young person&#8217;s
-room&mdash;I might say lair or den, because all criminals
-are more or less like animals and those
-terms are very appropriate. To call your sweet
-homelike parlor by such an epithet was criminal
-in itself.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie&#8217;s room was as neat as a hospital, not a
-thing out of place. Mrs. Leslie opened the closet
-where hung the several dresses of the suspiciously
-good material.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Just feel of them,&#8221; she demanded, and since
-they were merely hanging in a closet the Major
-did not deem it too familiar to comply with her
-request. It was not as though they were on the
-young woman&#8217;s person.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, very fine quality,&#8221; was his verdict, his
-memory harking back to early days at Burnett &amp;
-Burnett&#8217;s When he stood behind the counter and
-measured cloths. &#8220;And look at the shoes!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie&#8217;s one vanity being her feet, she was very
-particular about her shoes. Feet being one of
-the many vanities Major Simpson possessed he
-was a better judge of shoes than materials for
-dresses. On the floor of the closet was a neat row<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_76"></a>[76]</span>
-of shoes all on shoe trees and all highly polished.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t tell me! A girl standing behind a counter
-couldn&#8217;t afford to wear such shoes as these.
-Look at the cut! Look at the leather! Every
-heel as straight as a die and the ties of the finest
-grosgrain. Her shoes would give her away as
-masquerading if nothing else would.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The inquisitive visitor must then have a peep
-in the bureau drawers. All was neat as a pin. The
-Major, being an old bachelor and extremely fussy
-about his personal belongings, could but be impressed
-by the exquisite order of the youthful
-criminal&#8217;s bureau.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Such a pity! Such a pity!&#8221; he muttered.
-&#8220;But no doubt there is some good in the worst
-of them. And what is this little book?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>He took from the back of the top drawer Josie&#8217;s
-precious little homemade book filled with her father&#8217;s
-notes.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah,&#8221; he said with an air of finality, &#8220;Greek!
-Now tell me, my dear lady, what a salesgirl wants
-with Greek. It is proof positive. I need look no
-farther. Of course I had no notion that I would
-find any of the purloined goods here in her room.
-Those, no doubt, she has taken to the home of confederates.
-Now my task will be to find where<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_77"></a>[77]</span>
-those persons live and recover the stolen articles
-and place the criminals behind bars.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;How terrible! I can&#8217;t think of Josie in such
-surroundings.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Remember, you are to help me, dear Polly.
-I can&#8217;t tell you what your assistance in this matter
-will mean to me. You need have no compunctions
-in the matter. Remember that this girl is
-false as sin to have palmed herself off on you and
-your innocent daughter. She has not considered
-you in the slightest. Now promise that you will
-telephone me if the least thing arises to increase
-your suspicion, or better than that, get a taxi and
-come to me immediately. Burnett &amp; Burnett will
-reimburse you for any expenses incurred. Here
-is my card with my home address and telephone
-number in case something should occur of import
-between now and Monday. You promise?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;We-e-ll ye-e-s&mdash;but somehow I&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of course you have compunctions. That is
-your kind heart. All of the Bainbridges were
-kind hearted&mdash;but all of them were also noted for
-being law abiding. Now it is the duty of every
-citizen to help the law to track criminals. It is
-kinder to get them while they are young than
-wait until they are hardened to crime. Now this<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_78"></a>[78]</span>
-young person may be saved if she is cut off from
-evildoing while she is yet soft and tender. She
-will be placed in a home of correction and taught
-a useful trade, while if she is allowed to escape
-and pursue her wicked ways she may even end on
-the gallows. One crime leads to another and
-shoplifting may develop into arson and murder.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;All right! all right!&#8221; cried the poor distracted
-Mrs. Leslie. &#8220;I promise to do what you
-ask of me&mdash;but somehow it seems mighty inhospitable.
-I wish my suspicions had never been
-aroused.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Exactly! But now that they are aroused I
-am sure you will live up to the traditions of your
-excellent family and do your duty in spite of any
-gentle feminine compunctions you may have.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The major had read his hostess aright. His
-appeal to the traditions of her family were too
-much for her, and although her sympathy could
-but be enlisted with the supposedly desperate
-young criminal lodging with her, she felt she must
-uphold law and order, and before her guest took
-his pompous departure she had promised him
-faithfully to communicate with him if the slightest
-suspicious action on the part of Josie evinced
-itself.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_79"></a>[79]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER VII<br />
-
-
-<small>THE MEDDLESOME MAJOR CALLS</small></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>The jaunt to Linden Heights had consumed a
-good part of Josie&#8217;s afternoon but it had given
-her food for thought and cheered her up. Nothing
-so cheered Josie as a problem to solve. Why
-should the handsome, chilly Miss Fauntleroy give
-a fictitious address? Why should she be so cross
-and heartless in her manner with the fraudulent
-old beggar woman? Not that the beggar women
-had seemed to mind; on the contrary she had
-seemed highly amused by the tongue lashing from
-the proud beauty. Rather a pleasant old beggar
-woman she seemed. It was rather nice of her
-not to want to sell Josie the rumpled newspaper.
-She had seemed really distressed that she should
-have taken it. That was because she, Josie, had
-been decent to her. Josie smiled and patted the
-bulging pocket of her neat sport coat which still
-held the rumpled journal. No doubt the old woman
-was a fraud but she was at least a kindly,
-goodnatured one.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_80"></a>[80]</span>As Josie turned the corner at Meadow Street
-she could plainly see two persons coming down
-the steps at No. 11. She was sure that one of
-them was Major Simpson and the other one the
-youth who lived in apartment 3, and whose identity
-was still a mystery to her. However, the
-problem of who the young man might be troubled
-Josie very little at that moment. What occupied
-her thoughts was why should Major Simpson be
-coming from that apartment house. Could he
-have been trying to find her whereabouts? If so,
-had the Burnetts disclosed the fact that she was
-employed by them, over his head as it were?</p>
-
-<p>Josie had thought for a moment that Major
-Simpson and the youth were together, but in this
-she was mistaken. They had merely happened
-to come down the steps at the same time. The
-old man proceeded down the street while the
-young one came towards Josie. He was evidently
-unaware of her approach, Josie as usual wearing
-an aura of inconspicuousness that enabled her to
-pass persons without being noticed. But it so
-happened that as the young man got within a few
-feet of the girl he caught her eye. Josie was sure
-that for the flick of an eyelash there was recognition
-in his glance. Of course it might have been<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_81"></a>[81]</span>
-that he was aware of the fact that she lived in an
-apartment next to the one occupied by his family.
-But no! That glance of recognition had something
-furtive in it. Again she was sure that she
-had seen the youth before. Something about the
-spacing of his features was strangely familiar,
-something about his chin, the contour of his olive
-cheek.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, time will tell, as Father used to say,&#8221;
-Josie mused, &#8220;and in the mean time I must get
-busy about other things.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Leslie&#8217;s manner was, to say the least,
-highly artificial when she greeted Josie on her
-return. The lady flushed and fluttered, treating
-Josie more like a guest than a member of the
-family.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Let me take your coat, do,&#8221; she insisted.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, indeed.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Would you like a cup of coffee and some fresh
-doughnuts?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I certainly should! But let me come to the
-kitchen and attend to myself.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh no, I&#8217;ll bring a tray for you.&#8221; So the
-hostess burdened Josie with attentions, all the
-time with a strained excitement in her manner.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I thought I saw Major Simpson coming from<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_82"></a>[82]</span>
-this house, just as I came around the corner.
-Could it have been he? He is Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s
-private detective.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Leslie was not a good dissembler but remembering
-the policy laid out for her by Major
-Simpson, she at first pretended she had burnt her
-hand on the coffee pot and must run put some soda
-on it and then when Josie repeated her question
-she feigned not to hear aright.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Simpkins? Nobody has been here of that
-name.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, Simpson&mdash;Major Simpson&mdash;perhaps he
-has acquaintances in the building. There was no
-reason why I should jump to the conclusion that
-he had been here, certainly no personal reason.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie did not push her inquiry because she
-realized that for some reason or other Mrs. Leslie
-was concealing something from her in regard
-to Major Simpson. What it was she could not
-divine, but the lady&#8217;s heightened color and
-strained, artificial manner meant something besides
-the usual Saturday baking. Her deliberate
-misunderstanding of the name of Simpson was
-too apparent to fool the astute Josie. She came
-to the conclusion that the old detective had been
-calling on Mrs. Leslie and for some reason she<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_83"></a>[83]</span>
-had been told by him to keep the matter a secret.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Mysteries and more mysteries!&#8221; thought
-Josie. &#8220;I wonder what Father would have said
-to this.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>As soon as she finished her luncheon of coffee
-and doughnuts she went to her room, determined
-to read a little in her leather bound book. She
-opened the top drawer. A sudden consciousness
-came to her that someone had been meddling there
-during her absence. In the first place her beloved
-book was not as she had placed it&mdash;close in the
-corner, back out&mdash;but had evidently been examined
-by someone and then tossed carelessly back
-into the drawer.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t be such an old maid!&#8221; Josie admonished
-herself. &#8220;It doesn&#8217;t mean a thing. Perhaps
-Mrs. Leslie had some curiosity about my
-belongings. It is pardonable for a poor lady who
-has mighty little to occupy her mind to open up a
-lodger&#8217;s drawer and snoop around a little.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Wait, what was that? Certainly Mrs. Leslie did
-not wear heavy gold cuff links, in fact Josie had
-noted particularly that her landlady&#8217;s house
-dresses were all made with sleeves cut a little below
-the elbow and that she never wore cuffs. She,
-then, was not the meddler who had left evidence<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_84"></a>[84]</span>
-of his or her presence in Josie&#8217;s top drawer in
-the shape of part of a heavy gold cuff link. Josie
-picked it up gingerly. There was a large heavily
-engraved letter S on the flat button.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;If he had left a visiting card for me I could
-not be more certain that old Major Simpson has
-been calling,&#8221; laughed Josie to herself. &#8220;But
-why? And why is Mrs. Leslie so silent about it?
-And above all, how am I to act now? One thing
-sure, I must not let the poor dear lady know that
-I am on to the fact that she is concealing something
-from me. I don&#8217;t believe Mary is in on this
-mystery, whatever it is, but I&#8217;ll wait until she
-comes home and test it.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie put the broken link carefully away in
-her purse and then sat down to do a little necessary
-mending on her coat, a button loose here
-and a tiny rip in one of the pockets. She drew
-forth the twisted afternoon paper, throwing it
-carelessly on the bed and again she thought of
-the proud Miss Fauntleroy and her rudeness
-to the old beggar woman. She heard Mary come
-in and her mother&#8217;s question:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Did you bring an afternoon paper?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, I forgot! I&#8217;ll run get you one immediately.
-I&#8217;m so sorry, Mother.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_85"></a>[85]</span>Josie smiled. Mary always forgot the paper
-on Saturday afternoon and Mrs. Leslie never
-forgot to ask her about it.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I have the early edition,&#8221; Josie called from
-her room. &#8220;Don&#8217;t go out again, Mary. It&#8217;s
-rather rumpled but I guess I can smooth it out.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie reached for the afternoon paper and began
-straightening it out just as Mrs. Leslie appeared
-at the half opened door of the bed
-room. The girl was astonished to find that there
-was a parcel of some sort wrapped within the
-folds of the paper. It dropped out on the bed
-and then slipped to the floor. Mrs. Leslie stepped
-forward and stooped to pick it up but Josie, ever
-quick and agile, was before her. The tissue paper
-package tore and disclosed a crumpled mass
-of filmy lace and, gleaming through its folds, a
-golden mesh purse.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What is that?&#8221; demanded Mrs. Leslie
-sharply.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sure I don&#8217;t know. It seemed to be
-wrapped up in the afternoon paper which has
-been reposing in my pocket all afternoon,&#8221; said
-Josie, coolly. &#8220;How it got there I&#8217;ll leave you
-to find out. I must hurry out again as I find I
-have an important matter to attend to.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_86"></a>[86]</span>Josie&#8217;s quick eye had recognized a Burnett &amp;
-Burnett tag on the purse and her quicker mind
-had traveled like lightning back to the time Miss
-Fauntleroy had angrily twisted the paper and
-cast it in the old beggar&#8217;s basket. Then she remembered
-how loath the old woman had been
-to let her buy that particular paper.</p>
-
-<p>She stuffed the parcel of lace in her pocket,
-placed the delicately wrought mesh bag in her
-own purse, and without waiting to hear what Mrs.
-Leslie had to say she hurried into the street and
-hailed a passing taxi.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_87"></a>[87]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER VIII<br />
-
-
-<small>MARY KEEPS THE FAITH</small></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>&#8220;Stop her! Stop her!&#8221; Mrs. Leslie called
-to Mary. &#8220;She&#8217;s a thief&mdash;an out and out
-thief!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Mother! You must be demented!&#8221; exclaimed
-Mary. &#8220;Do calm yourself. You can&#8217;t mean
-Josie O&#8217;Gorman.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I do mean Josie O&#8217;Gorman and I rue the
-day we ever took her in. I thought all the time
-her French accent was too good to be true. Now
-I have seen what she has stolen&mdash;seen it with
-my own eyes. Her clothes are of too good material
-for a girl who can&#8217;t make very large wages
-and her shoes are too fine for one who rents a
-little room from us&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Mother, Mother! Please calm yourself and
-tell me what you are talking about. What has
-Josie seemed to have stolen, because I am sure
-she has only seemed to have. I could swear she
-is honest&mdash;swear it on the Bible.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Major Simpson was right&mdash;horribly right&mdash;and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_88"></a>[88]</span>
-now I must get hold of him immediately&mdash;I
-promised&mdash;Oh, but I also promised not to let
-you know anything about it and here I have
-blurted it out.&#8221; Mrs. Leslie was walking up and
-down the living room like a caged tigress, literally
-tearing her hair.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Now, Mother, take this dose of aromatic spirits
-of ammonia and then sit down and tell me
-quietly all that is troubling you.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Here, give me the ammonia, but I haven&#8217;t
-time to sit down. I must phone to Major Simpson
-as soon as possible. Thank goodness we have
-had a phone put in. Only suppose we did not
-have one. What a time I would have. I&#8217;d have
-to dress myself and go out on the street and
-maybe wait in line at a public booth.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Major Simpson! Who on earth? Is he the
-old gentleman from our county you used to know
-when you were a little girl&mdash;the one who gave
-you a pink parasol once?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, the same&mdash;and he has been here to see
-me&mdash;so kind and courtly&mdash;so anxious for our
-welfare&mdash;so pleased to see me and anxious to
-meet you. He is Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s private
-detective and is on the track of this Josie O&#8217;Gorman.
-I promised to help him and now that I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_89"></a>[89]</span>
-have actually seen her with the stolen goods in
-her pocket I am going to tell him about it.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, Mother, you surely cannot bring yourself
-to shame a dear girl like Josie. She can explain
-it I am sure. She is a member of the family and
-our duty is to protect her.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not at all! Our duty is to bring her to justice.
-The law is the law and we have no right
-to take it in our own hands. I am not saying
-I am not fond of Josie&mdash;I cannot help liking
-her although I have seen, with my own eyes,
-stuff in her coat pocket; a great bunch of lace
-that Major Simpson says is worth hundreds of
-dollars and a gold mesh purse, imported and
-worth I don&#8217;t know how much. She saw I saw
-too, and when I asked her what she meant by
-having the things she said she was sure she didn&#8217;t
-know but would leave me to find out and then
-she hurried out as cool as you please. Major
-Simpson had just told me, not fifteen minutes
-before, that those identical things had been stolen
-from the shop and he had a kind of idea from
-various things that had occurred that Josie was
-the shoplifter they have been trying to catch for
-months. Indeed I think he is a marvelously clever
-gentleman to track her as he did. I promised<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_90"></a>[90]</span>
-him I would help if the slightest thing that looked
-suspicious should turn up, and now I must keep
-my word.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Leslie took down the receiver of the recently
-installed telephone and consulting the card
-Major Simpson had left with her, called a number.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Mother, Mother!&#8221; cried Mary. &#8220;The only
-reason I can bear your doing this is that I know
-dear Josie can explain. Perhaps it is best to
-give her a chance rather than to go on suspecting
-her of a heinous crime. As soon as she comes
-in I shall quite frankly ask an explanation of
-her and I am sure she will be as anxious to clear
-her name of this charge as I am to have it
-cleared.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Leslie could not answer her daughter as
-at that moment she heard Major Simpson on the
-line.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, Major, it is Mrs. Leslie&mdash;Polly Bainbridge
-that was. That girl has come in and with
-my own eyes I have seen a package of lace that
-looked as fine as fine can be and a beautiful little
-gold mesh purse.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Where is she, you say? Gone! Gone in the
-twinkling of an eye. Up and out before I could say<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_91"></a>[91]</span>
-&#8216;boo&#8217; to her. She just stuffed the things in her
-pocket when she realized I had seen them and
-without endeavoring to make the least explanation,
-but feigning a kind of stupid ignorance of
-what she was doing with them, she clapped on
-her hat, pulled on her coat, and was gone.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Will she come back, you say? I don&#8217;t know
-Major Simpson, I am sure. She has left all her
-things here, but I should think she would be afraid
-to come back when she knows I know she has
-stolen those things. I have no idea where she
-went. She just said she had urgent business to
-attend to and was gone.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Could I swear to the things? Well, Major
-Simpson, I should hate to have to, but if the
-worst comes to the worst I certainly can put my
-hand on the Bible and swear that I saw Josie
-O&#8217;Gorman put in her pocket a parcel from which
-had fallen a gold mesh purse with one of Burnett
-&amp; Burnett&#8217;s tags on it and that the parcel certainly
-contained a great deal of filmy lace. How
-much I could not say as it was twisted up into a
-tight package. I am sorry, Major, but my daughter
-was in the apartment at the time and I was
-forced to tell her of what I had learned about
-our lodger. Yes, she is very sad over it and says<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_92"></a>[92]</span>
-she will ask the girl all about it as soon as she
-returns. Mary is just like her father, so kind
-that she thinks nobody in the world is wicked.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, you say she must not mention the matter
-to Miss O&#8217;Gorman. All right, Major Simpson!
-Mary is a good girl and I am sure she will
-obey me, but she is so fond of this Miss O&#8217;Gorman
-that it will go hard with her to help trap
-the poor thing. Yes, of course I understand it
-is our duty to aid the law where criminals are
-concerned. I&#8217;ll do all I can, but it goes against
-the grain somehow. Yes, she was right down
-brazen about the things being in her room. Of
-course she didn&#8217;t know I knew anything about
-them&mdash;in fact, I pretended I didn&#8217;t hear her
-when she asked if you had been here. She
-thought she saw you coming out of the house as
-she turned the corner. Of course that shows she
-has a guilty conscience to think you had been
-here. Well, Major Simpson, I&#8217;ll do my best, not
-only because it is my duty but because you are
-an old neighbor. I&#8217;ll call you if she comes back.
-Oh, of course I must pretend it is some other
-matter and not call your name because she could
-hear me phoning. Perhaps I&#8217;d better go out to
-a public booth. That would be best.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_93"></a>[93]</span>&#8220;You say just call your number and ask for
-Mr. Silvester and say &#8216;The lemons have come&#8217;
-and you will understand? That will be fine. Well,
-good bye!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mary had listened to the foregoing harangue
-with a sinking heart. It was easy to gather from
-her mother&#8217;s part in the conversation what the
-old gentleman&#8217;s share had been. She well knew
-her mother&#8217;s failing, if failing it was, a love of
-a mystery and how she had always flattered herself
-that she knew human nature. She also knew
-that her mother&#8217;s kind heart always got the better
-of what she was pleased to call &#8216;her better
-judgment,&#8217; and if matters should come to a showdown
-that she would probably expend more energy
-in her endeavor to protect a criminal than
-in convicting one. Mary was sure that her friend
-was innocent and it was sorely against her will
-that she was made to promise that in the event
-of Josie&#8217;s return to the apartment she would say
-nothing to her about lace, mesh bags, shoplifting
-or portly old private detectives.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Just be perfectly natural in your manner,&#8221;
-commanded her mother. &#8220;Behave as I do&mdash;not
-that I think she will return. It would be
-entirely too dangerous now that she suspects Major<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_94"></a>[94]</span>
-Simpson has been here. She certainly realizes
-that I saw the purloined articles.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But her clothes! What will she do without
-her clothes?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Why, my dear, criminals of that sort never
-stop for clothes. She may have rooms all over
-the city as far as we know and as many aliases
-as she has rooms. There is no telling how long
-she has been living in Wakely. Major Simpson
-says these robberies have been going on ever so
-long at Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s and he rather thinks
-this girl may be responsible for all of them.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, Mother! I can&#8217;t believe this is really
-you talking this way. Why, Josie is almost like
-a sister to me I have grown so fond of her, and
-I am sure she loves you dearly. If we should
-have suspicion cast on us she would not believe
-we were wicked but would do her best to help
-us. After all, you have not a thing to go on but
-what a silly old man says.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Major Silvester Simpson is far from being
-a silly old man. He is an elegant, courtly gentleman,&#8221;
-Mrs. Leslie retaliated with some heat.
-&#8220;He is not only from our county but from the
-very best blood in the county, and what he says
-and thinks has much more weight with me than<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_95"></a>[95]</span>
-protestations of innocence from a little Miss Nobody.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mary felt that silence was the only thing with
-which to combat her mother&#8217;s argument, so with
-a sad face, and wiping away a few tears that she
-could not keep back, she endeavored to lose herself
-in a book until Josie should return, for certain
-she was that their little lodger would return.</p>
-
-<p>Mary and her mother were usually in accord
-and both of them felt exceedingly uncomfortable
-that a disagreement had arisen. Mrs. Leslie
-busied herself with her embroidery, looking up
-every now and then at her daughter and sighing
-involuntarily. Mary endeavored to read but tears
-would dim her eyes which necessitated a furtive
-use of her handkerchief. Both of them missed
-the gay intimate chatter that it was their custom
-to indulge in. Mary was the first to break the
-silence.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;By the way, Mother, I saw another beggar
-in the hall. This time it was an old woman, at
-least her hair was gray, though she certainly
-could step along at a lively rate. I saw her actually
-running up the steps exactly as though a
-mad dog was after her. I was coming in our
-door and my impression was that she was going<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_96"></a>[96]</span>
-in No. 3, but it looked kind of prying for me to
-wait and see. That Mrs. Kambourian must be
-a very charitable lady with the tramp mark on
-her door.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, well! What have we come to? I think
-you and I had better go back to the country, Mary,
-what with beggars and shoplifters right in the
-same house with us. Now in the country we never
-had such things happen.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mary laughed.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But, Mother, remember how the Taylor&#8217;s dog
-killed our sheep; and weasels slit the throats of
-the chickens; and the turtles in the branch got
-our ducklings; and the crows ate the corn before
-it had time to sprout; and the city man shot your
-prize gobbler thinking it was a wild turkey; and
-old Uncle Eben&#8217;s pipe burnt up the tobacco barn.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, yes, but none of those things were human
-beings doing wrong, not even Uncle Eben&#8217;s
-pipe. Here in the city it is human beings that
-worry a poor woman to death.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Are you so worried, Mother? I thought you
-were rather enjoying yourself.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, Mary, I believe you are right. I am
-enjoying myself and feel that I am living in the
-pages of an exciting detective story.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_97"></a>[97]</span>&#8220;If only it has a happy ending!&#8221; sighed Mary.
-&#8220;In detective tales the one you think did the
-crime never is the right one and I believe this
-tale will work out that way. I am sure my dear
-Josie will prove to be as good as we have thought
-she was all the time.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Perhaps you are right, Mary. Anyhow we
-must read the story to the end and not skip any.
-If Josie is innocent it will all come out in the
-last chapter.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Then mother and daughter kissed and were
-happy again as they sat and waited for the detective
-story to develop.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_98"></a>[98]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER IX<br />
-
-
-<small>WHO IS MISS FAUNTLEROY</small></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Josie&#8217;s taxi carried her quickly to the home
-of Mr. Theodore Burnett. Fortunately she found
-him in. The old colored butler who answered
-the bell seemed greatly astonished that a young
-lady should be calling on the master of the house
-and not on his mother and sisters.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You mean Ol&#8217; Miss, don&#8217;t you lady, I mean
-Mrs. Burnett and Miss Lily an&#8217; Miss May?
-They&#8217;s all to home an&#8217; I wouldn&#8217;t be &#8217;stonished
-if they ain&#8217;t &#8217;spectin&#8217; of you &#8217;case they done tol&#8217;
-me tea in the settin&#8217; room at five sharp.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, Uncle,&#8221; laughed Josie, &#8220;this is a business
-call and I must see Mr. Burnett immediately.
-Please give him my card.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;All right, lady, but&mdash;well all right! I reckon
-I mought jes&#8217; as well take you right off in ter the
-liberry if you air so &#8217;termined lak ter see the
-boss. He ain&#8217;t so partial ter doin&#8217; business of
-a Sat&#8217;day. Don&#8217;t you reckon you mought prospone
-it &#8217;til Monday?&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_99"></a>[99]</span>&#8220;No, I must see him now. If you take him
-my card I am sure he will see me.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yassum, but I hate ter pester him so. He&#8217;s
-worrited enough what with sneak thieves a liftin&#8217;
-goods off&#8217;n the sto&#8217; right under the nose of these
-here detecertives he done pay out so much money
-to. I hearn him a tellin&#8217; Ol&#8217; Miss sumpen &#8217;bout
-it at lunch time.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Where is the library?&#8221; asked Josie, determination
-in her voice.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, lady, it air right back yonder&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What is the matter, Uncle Abe?&#8221; The question
-was asked by a pleasant looking young
-woman whose likeness to Mr. Theodore Burnett
-gave Josie the assurance that she was his sister.
-She had overheard sounds of an altercation from
-the upper hall and leaning over the bannisters
-spied Josie.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I must see Mr. Burnett immediately,&#8221; said
-the girl. &#8220;It is important and I beg of you to
-inform him that I am here. I am Miss O&#8217;Gorman
-from the store.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;O-O-h! Are you really?&#8221; and Miss Lily
-Burnett sailed down the stairs rapidly. &#8220;My
-brother has told us a lot about you and we have
-been anxious to meet you. Uncle Abe, you must<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_100"></a>[100]</span>
-tell Mr. Teddy immediately that Miss O&#8217;Gorman
-is here. Please come in, and when you and
-Brother Teddy get through your business talk
-we will be so glad if you will have tea with us.
-Now don&#8217;t say &#8216;no.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>There was a sweet frankness about Miss Lily
-Burnett&#8217;s voice and manner that appealed to
-Josie but she felt that for the time being she
-must forego the pleasure of tea with the family
-of her employer.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I am very sorry, but I am too busy to stop
-with you to-day,&#8221; she said.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well then, promise another day!&#8221; and Josie
-promised and was at last shown into the library
-where the master of the house and the junior
-partner of the firm sat in some dejection, attempting
-to read but evidently restless and preoccupied.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Miss O&#8217;Gorman!&#8221; Mr. Theodore exclaimed,
-jumping up. &#8220;I have been wondering how I
-could get hold of you. Of course I had your
-address but no telephone number. I have wanted
-very much to have a talk with you ever since
-Major Simpson told me he was going to hunt
-you up. He found you, did he not? I don&#8217;t know
-how the old fellow happened to catch on to your<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_101"></a>[101]</span>
-being what you are. He is more astute than we
-thought. Perhaps calling himself a detective for
-so many years has finally made him one.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie began to laugh.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;He has found out where I live and as far
-as I can make out he has sworn my landlady to
-secrecy in regard to his having tracked me. He
-has a mystery up his sleeve and for the life of
-me I cannot make it out. But I am not here to
-discuss Major Simpson and you have not told
-me why you wanted to talk to me. First let me
-ask you if a shoplifter has been at work again
-and carried off several yards of exquisite lace and
-a gold mesh bag?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;How did you find that out? Major Simpson
-must have had a leakage somewhere. Ah, perhaps
-you have seen one of the sales-ladies?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Worse and more of it! I have found the
-goods in my own pocket.&#8221; Josie produced the
-stolen articles and laid them on the library table.
-&#8220;It seems almost too good to be true that my
-pocket was the one chosen, and it also convinces
-me that my father was right when he declared
-truth to be stranger than fiction. A real detective
-tale would never sell with such a thing as
-this happening in it.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_102"></a>[102]</span>She then recounted in detail the story of how
-Miss Fauntleroy bought the paper and then twisting
-it up angrily returned it to the old newsie,
-and how the woman seemed genuinely distressed
-that she, Josie, should take the rumpled paper.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of course these two are the ones to watch
-now&mdash;Miss Fauntleroy and the old beggar
-woman at your back entrance. Miss Fauntleroy
-does not live at the address she gave Burnett &amp;
-Burnett.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Are you sure? How do you know?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, I am sure, and I know because this afternoon
-I went out to the address she gave and
-there is nothing but a frog pond at that number
-on Linden Row, Linden Heights. In fact, there
-are no houses at all on Linden Row. It has but
-recently been put on the market&mdash;a half-hearted
-attempt at a real estate boom, I fancy, and the
-houses are all &#8216;castles in Spain.&#8217; The question
-now is: Where does Miss Fauntleroy live and
-what connection has she with the beggar at the
-gate? We must go very quietly so as not to scare
-her off. I am a little uneasy now that you tell
-me Major Simpson is to cooperate with me.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah, but I did not say that! Merely that he
-seems to be aware of the fact that you are not<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_103"></a>[103]</span>
-just a shop girl. He came to the office in great
-excitement a little while after the theft was reported
-and wanted your address. He seemed to
-think that through you he might track the whole
-gang, if gang there is, of shoplifters.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;That being the case, why should he be so
-secret about it when once he found my address?
-Why should he not wait until I got home and
-talk the thing over with me? Why should he
-persuade Mrs. Leslie, the dear lady with whom
-I am boarding, to keep so dark about his having
-been there? Why, Mr. Burnett, he has even
-snooped around my bedroom and peeped in my
-bureau drawers.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Surely not, Miss O&#8217;Gorman! How do you
-know?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I know because a little book, of which I am
-very fond, had been moved.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Taken away?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh no, just turned around with the edges
-out instead of in. I always put it in the corner
-of my drawer, turning the back out.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Burnett laughed. &#8220;Heaven&#8217;s above! What
-an inventory taker you would make&mdash;or housekeeper
-for Sherlock Holmes. But, my dear young
-lady, why should you think that poor old Sylvester<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_104"></a>[104]</span>
-Simpson was guilty of such&mdash;such sacrilege?
-Could not your nice landlady have done that?
-Did he leave finger prints on the book and have
-you examined it with a magnifying glass?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No doubt he did and I would have examined
-it and perhaps photographed the finger prints
-had it been necessary, but the deft detective did
-worse things than leave finger prints,&#8221; answered
-Josie, good naturedly accepting her employer&#8217;s
-banter.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What could be worse?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;His cuff link broke in my drawer,&#8221; she said,
-producing the telltale bit of gold. &#8220;Would you
-like to see Major Simpson when I supply the
-missing link?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I should, above all things. But seriously,
-what do you make of his behavior?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What do you?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Answered like an Irishman! You know an
-Irishman always answers an unanswerable question
-by asking another,&#8221; laughed Mr. Burnett.
-&#8220;Frankly, I don&#8217;t know; but then, I am a plain
-merchant and not a young lady detective. If I
-had to answer your question off hand I think
-I should say that the old man has gone a little
-crazy and thinks you are the shoplifter&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_105"></a>[105]</span>&#8220;Exactly!&#8221; cried Josie. &#8220;You have hit the
-nail on the head, Mr. Burnett, and I give you
-all credit for solving the mystery of &#8216;The Major
-and the Maiden.&#8217; I find very often in my work
-that the sane opinion of a sensible business man
-who makes no pretense of being able to unscrew
-the inscrutable is worth more than all the sleuthing
-in the world. I don&#8217;t know why I did not
-think of that myself. Of course he thinks I am
-responsible for all thefts past, present and future.
-That is the reason he has been following me
-around so much. And just think, I thought it
-was because he knew about my father.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Then Josie laughed heartily at her own stupidity,
-and Mr. Burnett joined in. At that moment
-his sister Lily put her head in the library door
-and the other sister, May, looked in over Lily&#8217;s
-shoulder and they laughed, too. Although they
-hadn&#8217;t the slightest idea what it was all about,
-they were sure it was a good joke that was bringing
-forth such spontaneous merriment from their
-much admired brother.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Now, Brother Teddy, you need not pretend
-you and Miss O&#8217;Gorman are discussing private
-business matters if you are laughing like that.
-There could not possibly be anything about business<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_106"></a>[106]</span>
-that would be so funny,&#8221; declared Lily. &#8220;I
-met Miss O&#8217;Gorman in the hall. Now I want
-May to meet her and I want both of you to come
-on in the living room and have some tea.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Indeed we will,&#8221; declared Mr. Burnett. &#8220;I
-have been wanting Miss O&#8217;Gorman to let you call
-on her ever since she has been here, but she is
-such a stickler in a way for business etiquette
-that she has refused. Now, Sister Lily, we have
-her in spite of herself.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie did not mind at all being had in spite
-of herself. The day had been a trying one and
-it was pleasant to sit by the cheerful grate fire
-in the comfortable, homelike living room and have
-Lily and May serve the tea while she talked to
-Mr. Burnett and his charming old mother, who
-was a delightfully witty old lady in voluminous
-skirts and a dainty lace cap&mdash;a veritable &#8220;Ol&#8217;
-Miss.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Now, Miss O&#8217;Gorman, I want you to tell the
-ladies of my family all about it. They are very
-remarkable women and know when to keep secrets.
-I am sure what you tell them will go no
-farther. My mother is a great reader of mystery
-tales and she will be vastly interested in what
-you have to say.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_107"></a>[107]</span>So Josie told all the happenings since she had
-come to Wakely&mdash;not that much had happened
-except Major Simpson&#8217;s dogging of her every
-move&mdash;until that very day when things had
-moved fast and furiously.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And you actually have the stolen things right
-here in this house?&#8221; asked the mother.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Right here,&#8221; said the son, and he went to
-the library and brought back the purloined articles.
-&#8220;Of course the ridiculous part of it all
-is that Major Simpson thinks Miss O&#8217;Gorman is
-a clever shoplifter instead of being about the
-most successful female detective we have anywhere.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh please&mdash;&#8221; blushed Josie.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, you know you are, at least that is what
-your Captain Lonsdale says. I am wondering
-what old Simp will say when he finds out the
-goods have been returned.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of course he will say that he knew all the
-time I had the things and I brought them back
-because I was afraid of your sending me to jail.
-By the way, if I had been a thief it would certainly
-have been a dramatic move to bring the
-things to you. It would have disarmed you completely,
-would it not?&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_108"></a>[108]</span>&#8220;I guess it would.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And now I must go,&#8221; said Josie. &#8220;I am
-wondering all the time what my dear friends the
-Leslies are thinking about me. Mrs. Leslie saw
-the lace and gold bag as soon as I did and she
-expressed her astonishment. Heavens! Do you
-think Major Simpson could have informed her of
-the theft this afternoon? Of <i>course</i> he did and
-now Mary and her mother think I am the guilty
-party.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_109"></a>[109]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER X<br />
-
-
-<small>&#8220;THE WATERMELONS HAVE COME&#8221;</small></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Mr. Burnett would not hear of Josie&#8217;s leaving
-until he had ordered his car.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll take you myself,&#8221; he insisted.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But suppose Major Simpson sees us,&#8221;
-laughed Josie.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, won&#8217;t that be delicious?&#8221; from May.
-&#8220;Do you fancy he will think Brother Teddy is
-shoplifting from himself?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of course, if he sees me driving around with
-a bunch of lace and a gold mesh bag he could
-come to no other conclusion.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well! I have been called many things, but
-never before a bunch of lace and a gold mesh
-bag,&#8221; said Josie, buttoning her neat sport coat.
-&#8220;Wait, let me see that there is nothing in my
-pockets that does not belong to me, because if
-I don&#8217;t look out I&#8217;ll be arrested yet.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Now, my dear,&#8221; said Mrs. Burnett, &#8220;I am
-going to make you promise to come and dine with
-us very soon. I want to hear some of the many<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_110"></a>[110]</span>
-tales of the criminals you have caught up with.
-I know you think that is a strange taste for an
-old lady like me, but I simply dote on detective
-stories and I am sure you know interesting things
-that don&#8217;t get in books.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Please do! Please do!&#8221; chorused the sisters,
-and Josie promised, although she had her
-doubts about the advisability of accepting such
-an invitation, certainly not until the shoplifting
-plot was unraveled.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Theodore Burnett&#8217;s car was a new one,
-large and elegant, with silver mountings, and
-painted a midnight blue. Josie could not resist a
-sly smile at herself when the owner helped her in
-so carefully. She wondered what Min and Gertie
-and Jane would say could they see her riding
-around in such luxury.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Perhaps you had better let me out at the
-corner and not take me all the way to my door,&#8221;
-she suggested.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Nonsense!&#8221; insisted Mr. Burnett. &#8220;I am
-not accustomed to dumping young ladies at the
-corner.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>As it was a well known fact that Mr. Theodore
-Burnett was not accustomed to driving young
-ladies around at all, and since young ladies must<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_111"></a>[111]</span>
-be driven before they can be dumped, no doubt
-he was speaking the truth. Nevertheless, Josie
-insisted on being dumped, if not at the corner,
-at least not in front of the shabby apartment
-house. He compromised by bringing the car to
-a standstill four doors from No. 11.</p>
-
-<p>Had Josie not been so occupied in bidding Mr.
-Burnett good bye she would have seen that Mrs.
-Leslie was on the stoop of the apartment house,
-peering anxiously into the winter twilight. She
-had seen the handsome car pass and drive up to
-the curb and then her little lodger alight with
-the courteous assistance of a very good looking
-gentleman verging onto middle age.</p>
-
-<p>As the afternoon wore on Mrs. Leslie&#8217;s concern
-for Josie had outweighed her suspicions.
-Suppose she did not come back&mdash;what then
-would happen to her? She regretted exceedingly
-that she had permitted herself to be drawn into
-Major Simpson&#8217;s plot to entrap the young girl.
-Who could tell what temptations she had had?
-She thought of her own Mary. Her life had been
-sheltered, her rearing, careful, her training,
-Christian. Perhaps Josie O&#8217;Gorman had never
-known a mother&#8217;s and father&#8217;s care. Was it the
-part of a Christian woman with a daughter of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_112"></a>[112]</span>
-her own to try to catch and bring to justice a
-poor young thing who trusted her&mdash;she might
-even say loved her? How much better it would
-be to warn the girl and try to reform her than
-betray her and have her sent to prison where no
-doubt she would be taught a lesson but in the
-teaching might become a hardened criminal. Certainly
-Josie was no hardened criminal yet. Criminal
-she might be but there was something very
-kind and sweet about the poor thing.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;If only I had not promised Major Simpson!&#8221;
-she said to herself over and over. &#8220;If only I
-had not told him about the lace and the gold mesh
-bag! He is started now and there is no stopping
-him. It would be different if Josie was the kind
-of girl that flirted or ran around with men.
-There is nothing like that about her at all. She
-is so refined, so circumspect. She may be a kleptomaniac,
-poor little thing, and not be able to
-resist stealing. I have a great mind to go in
-the house this minute and phone the Major that
-I will no longer aid and abet him in this cruel
-pursuit of the poor young thing.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Leslie had come out on the stoop for the
-third time, hoping and yet fearing to see Josie
-returning. Just as she had come to the conclusion<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_113"></a>[113]</span>
-to give her old neighbor and friend an ultimatum
-concerning her lodger&mdash;since she was so
-refined and was not the kind of girl to flirt or
-go joy riding with strange men&mdash;the large blue
-car came rolling up the street past No. 11 and
-stopped a few doors off.</p>
-
-<p>Meadow was a quiet street, shabby and unpretentious.
-Few handsome automobiles passed
-that way and if they did they seldom stopped.
-Mrs. Leslie was attracted by its new and shining
-splendor and when it came to a full stop close
-to the curb and no less a person than her abused
-lodger alighted and stood for a moment talking
-gaily with the handsome, well dressed owner of
-the car, Mrs. Leslie&#8217;s heart hardened again and
-she hurried into the house to inform the Major
-that the prodigal had returned.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What number? What number?&#8221; was all the
-satisfaction Mrs. Leslie could get from her new
-telephone. Of course this was most irritating
-when she wanted to get the message over to Major
-Simpson before Josie should get in the apartment.
-The operator was stupid or the line was
-crossed or something, at any rate Josie was in
-the hall before the connection was made. Then
-the distracted lady was sure that Major Simpson<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_114"></a>[114]</span>
-at the other end bellowed quite loud enough
-for Josie to hear him, although she was all the
-way across the room from the telephone.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well! Well! This is Sylvester Simpson&mdash;Major
-Simpson of Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s. What
-is it? Who are you? What do you want?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Leslie could hardly refrain from calling
-him an old idiot. If he had not come from her
-county and belonged to such a highly respectable
-family she would have done so. As it was she
-merely said: &#8220;Hello! Hello!&#8221; all the time
-trying to remember what she was to say if Josie
-got back. She knew it was something connected
-with picnics, but the major&#8217;s bellowing and stupidity
-had driven it from her mind. She did
-not know why she had connected the cryptic code
-with picnics&mdash;she couldn&#8217;t remember that or
-anything else. She only knew that Josie O&#8217;Gorman
-had come driving up in a very handsome
-blue car and had been standing chatting very
-intimately with a handsome stranger when, so
-far as she knew, her lodger had no acquaintances
-in Wakely. Why had the car not stopped in
-front of the apartment house? That in itself was
-shady. She also knew that she had promised
-Major Silvester Simpson to let him know when<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_115"></a>[115]</span>
-Josie returned if she ever did return. She was
-to name no names but merely say that something
-that was in some way connected with picnics had
-come. She tried to think, but the Major&#8217;s impatient
-&#8220;Well! Well!&#8221; at the other and drove
-all coherency from her thoughts. She must say
-something or she was sure the impatient old man
-would pull his telephone out by the roots.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;The watermelons have come!&#8221; she gasped.
-&#8220;They just came&mdash;the watermelons!&#8221; and then
-she heard a great spluttering at the other end
-of the line and a faint: &#8220;Is that you Polly?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes sir!&#8221; she said, and hung up the receiver.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Watermelons! This time of the year?&#8221;
-questioned Josie curiously, and then realized that
-something had happened and was still happening.
-Mrs. Leslie&#8217;s cheeks were burning and her
-usually tidy hair had escaped from its net and
-was standing out in a far from respectable manner.
-She looked at Josie with sad, unfriendly
-eyes, and her mouth trembled as she said:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Good evening!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Good evening!&#8221; returned Josie. &#8220;I&mdash;I
-hope nothing is the matter, Mrs. Leslie.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Matter! Nothing that I know of.&#8221; But Mrs.
-Leslie was too honest to dissemble and suddenly<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_116"></a>[116]</span>
-she lost all control of herself and sinking into a
-chair, burst into tears.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, my dear, my dear!&#8221; cried Josie kneeling
-by her side. &#8220;Please, please, Mrs. Leslie,
-tell me if anything is the matter. Where is
-Mary?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Leslie pointed to the closed bedroom door.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not ill?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>She shook her head in mute denial.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Is it something connected with me&mdash;with
-me and Major Simpson that has upset you so?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The lady did not speak, but a tightening of the
-hand which Josie held gave the girl to understand
-that it was something to do with her and
-the old detective that was making her weep.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And the watermelons&mdash;are they a private
-dish or am I to have a slice? Come now, my
-dear friend, for you are dear friends&mdash;both you
-and Mary&mdash;please tell me what it is all about.
-I feel you are angry with me about something
-and distrust me in some way. I must
-have a talk with you and Mary.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mary, whose door was not so tightly closed
-that she could not hear her name mentioned, came
-quickly into the living room. She, too, had been
-weeping, but her mother&#8217;s wild message concerning<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_117"></a>[117]</span>
-watermelons had brought on a fit of uncontrollable
-laughter and now she was verging on
-hysterics. She tried to speak but could only giggle
-helplessly.</p>
-
-<p>Josie looked at mother and daughter with a
-quizzical expression as much as to say: &#8220;Well
-what next?&#8221; Then she drew Mary to a seat and
-standing in the middle of the room she spoke in
-a tone of patient gentleness and humility.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I feel sure that something has arisen to make
-you doubt and distrust me. I am to blame for
-this because I have been concealing something
-from you that no doubt I should have told you
-long ago, but my profession is such that it is
-wiser and safer to keep my own counsel.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh&mdash;hh!&#8221; shuddered Mrs. Leslie. &#8220;Don&#8217;t
-tell us anything that you will regret. You can
-get away now if you go immediately and wild
-horses will not drag from me where you have
-gone. Indeed, you need not even tell me where
-you are going&mdash;but go quickly, poor child.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Are you sending me away?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not sending you, just allowing you to go before
-it is too late. I may get into trouble for
-warning you but I don&#8217;t care. I cannot see you
-put behind bars.&#8221; Mrs. Leslie wept afresh.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_118"></a>[118]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XI<br />
-
-
-<small>MRS. LESLIE WON TO THE CAUSE</small></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>&#8220;No doubt I deserve it,&#8221; said Josie solemnly.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Even if you do I cannot bear to think of
-your being there and, although it is not quite
-honorable of me to do so, I am going to assist
-you to run away. Honor isn&#8217;t everything. A
-woman must be human first and a human being
-could not stand by and see a poor young thing
-like you branded as a criminal with a terrible
-jail sentence staring you in the face.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But, my dear lady, I have not confessed to
-being a real criminal&mdash;only not quite honest
-in that&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But there is no line to draw where honesty
-is concerned. That is what you shall have to
-learn. One is either honest or dishonest&mdash;but
-you are so young&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But, Mrs. Leslie, what do you and Mary think
-I have done?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not me!&#8221; cried Mary. &#8220;I am sure of you,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_119"></a>[119]</span>
-Josie. I simply <i>know</i> you have done nothing
-wrong.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Thank you, Mary! Then what does your
-mother think I have done?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Think&mdash;why, you poor dear child, I know
-you are a thief&mdash;at least a shoplifter,&#8221; blurted
-out Mrs. Leslie. &#8220;Major Simpson has been keeping
-his eye on you for weeks and weeks and he
-has at last rounded you up. Oh, why do we stand
-here and talk? You must be leaving before he
-gets here. I have telephoned him that you have
-come back.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah&mdash;then I am the watermelons,&#8221; laughed
-Josie.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, I meant lemons but I got so mixed because
-I was excited. I knew it was something
-people take to picnics and watermelons are good
-to take although they are only the shipped Georgia
-melons we get for the Fourth of July. All
-the time it was lemonade I was thinking about.
-Anyhow watermelons was nearer to it than sandwiches
-would have been. I know you think I
-am crazy but I&#8217;m not.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, I know very well you are exceedingly
-sane,&#8221; said Josie gently. &#8220;You are simply overwrought
-and are thinking aloud. But now tell<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_120"></a>[120]</span>
-me what it is. You mean you have telephoned
-Major Simpson that I have come back and he
-will be along soon with the handcuffs?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh-h-h! Not that!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Perhaps not,&#8221; smiled Josie, &#8220;but I think
-you had better let me make a clean breast of the
-whole affair and then we will decide what is to
-be done. In the first place, I am not a shop girl
-at all&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Didn&#8217;t I tell you?&#8221; Mrs. Leslie said to Mary.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Please don&#8217;t interrupt, Mother,&#8221; begged
-Mary.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But I am a detective brought here from Dorfield
-by Burnett &amp; Burnett to find out who has
-been shoplifting so successfully,&#8221; Josie continued.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Another detective!&#8221; gasped Mrs. Leslie.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, although I must say that poor old Major
-Simpson hardly deserves to be called one.
-I have thought it best not to tell anyone what
-brought me to Wakely since both Mr. Charles and
-Mr. Theodore Burnett were opposed to letting
-Major Simpson know they had employed someone
-over his head, as it were. It seems he has
-never yet detected a thing about anybody, and
-while they do not want to hurt his feelings they<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_121"></a>[121]</span>
-are determined to track the thieves if possible. I
-was recommended to the firm as a capable person
-and was employed by them. We felt I could
-accomplish more if I had a job in the store and
-that is how I came to tell you that I was a shop
-girl. I have never liked having to conceal my
-real profession from you and Mary but it had
-to be done. Major Simpson from the first seemed
-to have a peculiar interest in me and I thought
-it was because he had heard of my father. Perhaps
-you have never heard of him, but he was
-one of the greatest and cleverest of detectives.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not Detective O&#8217;Gorman?&#8221; cried Mrs. Leslie.
-&#8220;Not the man who found Margaret Carson,
-the millionaire baby! Not the one who tracked
-down the famous counterfeiters at Dempsey&#8217;s
-Mill by hiding in a meal sack for a whole day
-and night! Not the one who proved the old maid
-sister had put rat poison in the chicken salad at
-the wedding just to get even with the young man
-who was marrying her sister all because one time
-he had shot her cat for stealing chickens! Oh,
-Josie, to think of my having you right here under
-my&mdash;my ceiling for all these weeks and not
-knowing you were Detective O&#8217;Gorman&#8217;s daughter.
-Why, my husband and I never missed a thing<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_122"></a>[122]</span>
-he did in the way of detecting crime and we followed
-every inch of his work if we could just
-get hold of it. Of course I knew he lived in Washington
-and if you had ever mentioned Washington
-I might have guessed, but you see, you never
-did.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, I never did,&#8221; said Josie, whose eyes were
-full of tears. How often she had mentioned her
-father, expecting him to be known and remembered,
-and how often she had been mortified at
-the ignorance of other persons. Now, here was
-this quiet country woman who had not even
-known how to punch on an electric light until
-she came to Wakely to live, yet she knew all
-about the great O&#8217;Gorman and gave him all honor
-and praise.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Go on, Josie! I did not mean to interrupt,
-but I just had to. I wish my dear husband could
-have met you. He was the one that got me so
-interested in detective tales. But go on!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I believe I left off where I realized Major
-Simpson took an interest in me. This interest
-manifested itself in a peculiar way but I did not
-realize until this afternoon what the poor old
-man thought. I was so sure he was trying to
-find out O&#8217;Gorman methods of detecting that I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_123"></a>[123]</span>
-went blindly on my way. The fact is, I teased
-the old fellow. He used to follow me around the
-street and I&#8217;d keep him guessing and then lose
-him. It is a very easy thing to do.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;The Sylvester Simpsons are very good people,&#8221;
-murmured Mrs. Leslie, but Mary gave her
-a beseeching glance and she desisted from further
-interruptions.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I have been walking the streets of Wakely
-a great deal because I have been determined to
-find out where the many employees of Burnett
-&amp; Burnett&#8217;s live, as well as something about their
-habits. You see, Mr. Charles Burnett had a suspicion
-that the shoplifting was done from the
-inside. So while Major Simpson was under the
-impression that I was playing hide and seek with
-him I have really been on my job, which did not
-stop with closing time at the store. This afternoon
-I went out to Linden Heights to track down
-a young person and found she has given a fictitious
-address.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, how exciting!&#8221; exclaimed Mrs. Leslie.
-&#8220;Why do you suppose&mdash;?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know but I am going to find out. A
-whole lot of things have happened this afternoon
-that I have to find out about. In the first place,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_124"></a>[124]</span>
-there was a theft of some priceless lace and a
-mesh bag&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh&mdash;h! I forgot that!&#8221; cried Mrs. Leslie.
-&#8220;And what were you doing with those things?
-That is what has been worrying me sick.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I told you I did not know when you asked
-me before, and I told you the truth. Since then
-a gleam of light has been shed on how I got those
-things but it is such a faint gleam that I feel it
-best not to say anything more about it until I
-can see more clearly myself. I am going to ask
-you and Mary to trust me a little longer in so
-far as the lace and gold bag being found in my
-pocket is concerned.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Indeed I have always trusted you, Josie,&#8221;
-declared Mary.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well I must say I haven&#8217;t,&#8221; said Mrs. Leslie,
-stoutly, &#8220;and I&#8217;d like to know now where those
-things are. Major Simpson will be coming along
-here before you know it and I am not willing for
-him to find them in my apartment. Where are
-they, Josie?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;They are where they belong&mdash;with Mr.
-Theodore Burnett. I took them to him the moment
-I was aware of the fact that they were in
-my possession.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_125"></a>[125]</span>&#8220;Mr. Theodore Burnett! Then was he the
-man who came home with you, the one who
-stopped three doors up?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, that was Mr. Theodore Burnett, the junior
-member of the firm.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Heavens above! And I took him to be one
-of your confederates!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;So he is, and we happen to be working on
-an inside job. It was never my idea to be so
-secretive about my being a detective, at least
-so far as Major Simpson was concerned, but the
-Burnetts were sure he would not know how to
-cooperate with me and that if a clue was found
-he would bungle because he is so&mdash;so&mdash;I might
-say, old fashioned, though that is hardly the word
-because the business of detecting crime is as old
-as crime itself, and what new wrinkles have been
-discovered do not amount to a row of pins.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;There now, it was that kind of talk that made
-me say you were not a notion counter girl,&#8221; said
-Mrs. Leslie. &#8220;But you will tell Major Simpson
-now, surely.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, not yet! I am afraid he would bungle
-things. Mr. Burnett and I have decided to keep
-him in the dark as to my business until the real
-thieves are caught.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_126"></a>[126]</span>&#8220;Of course if you catch the shoplifters you
-want the glory of it and if you took him in on it
-he might get half,&#8221; said Mrs. Leslie. &#8220;That&#8217;s
-human nature.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t care a snap for the glory,&#8221; laughed
-Josie. &#8220;It may be human nature, but it is not
-mine and it was not my father&#8217;s. I know you
-think this will sound smug, but honestly and truly
-the doing of the work is what interests me and
-anybody who wants to can walk off with the laurel
-wreath. Of course the laborer is worthy of his
-hire and I want the hard cash for delivering the
-goods. Not that I do the work for money either&mdash;that
-is, I don&#8217;t think about the money and of
-it while I am doing it. After it is all over it is
-rather pleasant to deposit a fat check in the
-bank.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, I reckon it is, and it takes money to
-dress as you do,&#8221; said Mrs. Leslie.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;As I do?&#8221; laughed Josie. &#8220;Why, Mrs. Leslie,
-I don&#8217;t believe there is a girl at Burnett &amp;
-Burnett&#8217;s so simply dressed as I am.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Simply but elegantly!&#8221; insisted Mrs. Leslie.
-&#8220;I know dress goods when I see it&mdash;and shoes&mdash;there
-is nothing simple about your shoes.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, you are right, my dear lady. I do get<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_127"></a>[127]</span>
-good material for my frocks and I do wear good
-shoes. By the way, what did Major Simpson
-think of my shoes?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Your shoes!&#8221; and Mrs. Leslie blushed furiously.
-&#8220;What do you mean, Josie? But I&#8217;m
-not going to lie about it. The Major did go in
-your room, but he made me feel it was in the
-cause of the upholding of the law that I should
-take him there. He did not meddle with anything
-however&mdash;except&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Except my little book in the top drawer,&#8221;
-teased Josie.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes&mdash;&#8221; faltered the much embarrassed hostess,
-&#8220;but how did you know that?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I knew it in the first place because the book
-was not quite in the corner and the back turned
-in instead of out. But if I had not known it already
-this would have been proof that someone
-had been in my drawer.&#8221; Josie produced the
-broken cuff link.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, my dear, I am so mortified that I let that
-bigoted old man make such a fool of me,&#8221; wailed
-Mrs. Leslie. &#8220;He doesn&#8217;t know the first thing
-about the detective business, either. And I
-thought he was so clever. You see he is the first
-one I ever knew and he talked so knowingly. The<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_128"></a>[128]</span>
-idea of his leaving a cuff link in the drawer! And
-to think of his spending all this time tracking
-down a detective! Anybody could see with half
-an eye that you are as honest as the day is long.
-Josie, I am going to do anything you tell me to
-keep your identity concealed from old Major
-Simpson. I don&#8217;t care if he does belong to one
-of the most respectable families in our county,
-with his ancestral home right next to mine&mdash;and
-I don&#8217;t care if he did give me a pink parasol when
-I was a little girl. He is a poor detective and
-that is what I am interested in.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s the way to talk,&#8221; said Josie, and the
-girls laughed so merrily that Mrs. Leslie joined
-in. &#8220;But what line of subterfuge are we to decide
-on? It is really very important to keep the
-poor man fooled for a few days yet.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll phone him again and tell him the watermelons
-are to be with me for some time&mdash;I mean
-lemons&mdash;and he need have no fear of losing
-them.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_129"></a>[129]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XII<br />
-
-
-<small>A BOARDING HOUSE HERO</small></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>When Major Simpson received the frantic message
-from Mrs. Leslie informing him the watermelons
-had come, for a moment he stood aghast,
-not knowing at all what she meant. Slowly a
-wary smile overspread his rotund countenance
-and he exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;By golly! There&#8217;s a woman for you! I&#8217;ll
-bet my gold-headed cane that somebody had
-caught on to the lemons and she realized I would
-have intelligence enough to grasp her meaning if
-she substituted watermelons. Of course&mdash;of
-course&mdash;picnics back in the grove behind the
-church&mdash;ice cold watermelons&mdash;ice cold lemonade.
-Even had she said fried chicken I should
-have been wise. Well, well! I must not neglect
-my digestion for this little shoplifter. Since she
-is safe in the hands of my good friend Polly Bainbridge
-I can eat my dinner in peace. I wonder
-whether or not the stolen goods are still on the
-wretch. I fancy not, but once we get our clutches<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_130"></a>[130]</span>
-on her she will divulge where she has hidden the
-loot.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Major Simpson was star boarder in the very
-select house run by Mrs. Celeste White. The place
-was called &#8220;Maison Blanche&#8221;. Mrs. White seemed
-to think that her name Celeste gave her sufficient
-reason for assuming a French air. For that reason
-at Maison Blanche the bill of fare was always
-the menu. The baking dishes were casseroles,
-the napkins, serviettes. She made desperate efforts
-to have old Aunt Maria called the chef but
-that worthy person objected.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No&#8217;m! I ain&#8217;t no shelf an&#8217; I ain&#8217;t gonter be
-laid on none fer many a day yit. I&#8217;m a plain cook
-as fer as what you call me is consarned but I&#8217;m
-plain an&#8217; fancy as fer as cookin&#8217; is consarned.
-An&#8217; what I cook air a gonter be called by the
-right name s&#8217;long as it air in my kitchen. When
-it gits as fer as the precinct of the butler&#8217;s pantry
-it kin begin ter change its name an&#8217; not befo&#8217;. I
-cooks maccaroni an&#8217; cheese in a bakin&#8217; dish but
-Miss White she make a pass over it an&#8217; by the
-time the boa&#8217;ders gits settled in they seats my
-maccaroni an&#8217; cheese air fergetti O&#8217; Gratty Ann.
-I don&#8217;t know who this here Gratty Ann is but she
-sho mus&#8217; a been a great one fer the eatin&#8217;s since<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_131"></a>[131]</span>
-she got so many things named after her. They
-even got pertatters named her name only Miss
-White, she calls &#8217;em pums. This Gratty Ann an&#8217;
-that there Cassy Roll got they patent hitched on
-ter mos&#8217; eve&#8217;y thing these days. In ol&#8217; times
-Sally Lum an&#8217; Brown Betty wa&#8217; the onlies oomans
-what got they names in the cook book an&#8217; now
-them two has ter take a back seat. The times air
-sho quare. Miss White she don&#8217;t even let cawfy
-be plain cawfy, that is when they dishes it up in
-them little doll baby cups, but she got ter name
-it after some low flung pusson called Demmy
-Task. I don&#8217;t know who Demmy Task is but she
-mus&#8217; be a stingy one.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>In the kitchen Aunt Maria ruled supreme, while
-in the parlor Major Simpson was monarch of all
-he surveyed&mdash;from the great Mrs. Celeste White
-herself down to the humble little Miss Willie
-Watts who rented Mrs. White&#8217;s attic room which
-she pleased to call a studio. Here Miss Willie
-made crayon portraits of the living and the dead
-for a living, and for pleasure she painted fancy
-pictures illustrating striking bits in mythology
-as well as her favorite songs. These pictures
-painted merely for the love of what the poor little
-woman called &#8220;her art&#8221; she never sold, because<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_132"></a>[132]</span>
-nobody ever bought them. But she was very generous
-with them at Christmas and on birthdays
-and weddings. According to Miss Willie Watts
-everything must be decorated&mdash;no space go to
-waste. Art abhorred a bare space as much as
-Nature did a vacuum.</p>
-
-<p>Major Simpson was the recipient of several
-of Miss Willie&#8217;s efforts. &#8220;The Lovers&#8217; Tryst,&#8221;
-painted in a wooden mixing bowl, was touching
-indeed. Of course the poor man never did know
-what he was expected to do with a wooden bowl
-so he did nothing with it&mdash;just had it around.
-The small rolling pin tastefully decorated in
-new born cupids and suspended by silken cords
-and tassels attached to the handles, he guessed
-was meant for a cravat holder and so the vivid
-pink cupids peeped out from behind the old gentleman&#8217;s
-sober ties, constantly reminding him
-that the fool that the cynics tell us is born every
-minute may also be a lover.</p>
-
-<p>On this evening Major Simpson was in his
-glory. The paying lady guests at Maison Blanche
-were gathered together in the parlor, listening in
-wrapt admiration while the star boarder recounted
-with becoming modesty the almost superhuman
-intelligence he had exercised in tracking down the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_133"></a>[133]</span>
-desperate criminal, little Josie O&#8217;Gorman. Of
-course he named no names for fear that by some
-means the terrible truth might be conveyed to
-his victim and she might escape.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;How thrilling!&#8221; trilled a sweet young thing
-of some forty summers. &#8220;Oh, Major, you are
-wonderfully clever! I wish I might see you work.
-How will you proceed now? Will you swear out
-a warrant and go and arrest the wicked creature?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, no, not yet! It is most important to
-round up all of the girl&#8217;s confederates. In the
-mean time she is safe in the apartment of my
-friend, the widow from my county&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;A widow!&#8221; exclaimed Miss Willie Watts.
-&#8220;So she is a widow?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Miss Willie was a contented little woman and
-envied no woman anything except a dead husband.
-In her heart she had always longed to
-be a widow. Her imagination could not picture
-for her a live husband but she could easily
-see herself in a widow&#8217;s ruche with a long
-crepe veil. Her imagination even carved a name
-on the tombstone marking the grave over which
-she mourned so piteously. It was not always
-the same name, for Miss Willie allowed herself<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_134"></a>[134]</span>
-to be fickle in regard to her imaginary dead
-husbands; but for many months now she had
-thought how blissful it would be to be called
-the Widow Simpson and how handsome the
-name Major Sylvester Simpson would look
-on an imposing marble shaft&mdash;&#8220;beloved husband
-of Willie Watts&#8221;&mdash;or should it be Wilhelmina?
-Willie would look so boyish on a tombstone.</p>
-
-<p>Had Major Simpson realized the little artist
-was regarding him in &#8220;that bony light&#8221; no
-doubt he would have refused to let his cravats
-hang over the cupid covered rolling pin, but he
-merely counted her as one of the many lovely
-ladies who did him homage at the Maison Blanche,
-listening to his stories and applauding his cleverness.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Burnett &amp; Burnett could hardly get along
-without you,&#8221; murmured Miss Willie, thinking
-of herself as cruel even to imagine the efficient
-righthand man of the department store as carved
-on a tombstone.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, they won&#8217;t have to. I could retire to-morrow
-if I chose, but the work of a detective is
-so engrossing that once one has engaged in it, it
-is impossible to relinquish it.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_135"></a>[135]</span>&#8220;Have you always been one?&#8221; asked the sweet
-young thing.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not officially&mdash;but at heart, always.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I wonder you did not get in Government Secret
-Service. You would have been invaluable,&#8221;
-cooed one of the ladies.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ahem! Yes, but Burnett &amp; Burnett needed
-me.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of course&mdash;but how noble of you to stay in
-Wakely when the logical place for you to be was
-Washington,&#8221; declared Miss Willie. Then she
-asked vaguely: &#8220;Do they bury Secret Service
-agents in Arlington?&#8221; Nobody knew, so nobody
-answered, and Miss Willie blushed furiously, fearing
-that Major Simpson might guess the foolish
-thing that was in her mind when she asked the
-seemingly inconsequent question. Miss Willie had
-a way of breaking into a conversation following
-her own train of thought rather than the subject
-under discussion, and the guests at Maison
-Blanche were accustomed to her peculiarity and
-paid little attention to it. One solemn looking
-old lady, who said little but missed nothing, gave
-a deep gurgling chuckle. This old lady&#8217;s name
-was Mrs. Trescott. She had occupied a small
-back bedroom at Mrs. Celeste Waite&#8217;s for as many<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_136"></a>[136]</span>
-years as Major Simpson had occupied the large
-front one.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Trescott&#8217;s chuckle was fortunately
-drowned by the dinner gong. The boarders
-trooped in and fell on the <i>purree de pois</i> with the
-same gusto they would have employed had it
-been called plain pea soup. As soon as the first
-pangs of hunger were satisfied the conversation
-of the parlor was resumed.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But, Major Simpson, you haven&#8217;t told us
-what this naughty girl looks like,&#8221; said one of
-the ladies. &#8220;Of course she is beautiful and
-charming and very chic.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, I don&#8217;t think she is any of these things,&#8221;
-said the Major. &#8220;She is quite insignificant looking
-and her clothes are not of the latest style,
-though they are of very rich material. Her shoes
-are quite good and she is intellectual and well
-educated; speaks French with a good accent and
-reads Greek. Those high-brow crooks are the worst
-of all and the hardest to catch.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;<i>Boeuf a la mode</i> to-day,&#8221; said Mrs. White
-by way of informing the assembled company that
-French with an accent was eaten at her table
-if not spoken. And one of the young men at
-the far end of the room said in a hoarse whisper:</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_137"></a>[137]</span>&#8220;That means biled beef.&#8221; But Mrs. Celeste
-White never heard anything she did not want to
-hear.</p>
-
-<p>There were three persons at Maison Blanche
-that might have been called thorns in the flesh
-or flies in the amber. They were two frivolous
-young men and one young woman who utterly refused
-to play the game of its being a French
-<i>pension</i> and who openly made game of Major
-Simpson, calling him Sherlocko and asking him
-where Dr. Watsonia was. They had all their fun
-to themselves, however, as the other inmates
-loved to look upon their dinner as table d&#8217;hote
-and were sure that Major Simpson in flesh and
-blood was much cleverer than Conan Doyle&#8217;s fictitious
-detective. Mrs. Trescott was the only person
-who derived any amusement from the bad
-manners of the three young persons and she
-could not help giving her famous gurgling
-chuckle when any of their witty remarks
-touched her risibles.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Did you say pois meant cat?&#8221; one of the men
-asked.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, peas! Why?&#8221; from the girl.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, I thought it must mean cat or maybe
-kitten because it&#8217;s called purry and it sure does<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_138"></a>[138]</span>
-purr as it is taken in out of the cold. Listen!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Everybody involuntarily stopped eating and
-listened except one deaf old lady who was drinking
-her pea soup with such gusto that the noise
-she made did sound ridiculously like the purring
-of a cat.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Trescott chuckled and the three naughty
-ones giggled.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, Mrs. White, you should hear the thrilling
-things Major Simpson has been telling us about
-a wicked shoplifter at Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s,&#8221; said
-one of the ladies as the soup dishes were removed
-and there was a lull in the business of
-eating.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Shoplifter?&#8221; asked one of the young men
-known as Jimmy Blaine. Jimmy was a cub reporter
-on a morning paper and his life was lived
-with his ear cocked for news. &#8220;Do tell us about
-it Sher&mdash;Major Simpson.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The Major, forgetting all about Jimmy&#8217;s profession
-and glad of the chance to entertain a new
-audience, one that had heretofore been a scoffing
-one, plunged again into the tale of how he
-had run down Josie O&#8217;Gorman to her lair. He
-waxed eloquent over the account of Mrs. Leslie
-and her doughnuts and coffee, even mentioning<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_139"></a>[139]</span>
-the pink parasol he had given that lady in her
-childhood.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And now all we have to do is round up the
-whole gang through this slip of a girl. She thinks
-she is clever but she is no match for Sylvester
-Simpson.&#8221; The Major sat back and beamed on
-his listeners, visibly swelling with pride.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hope he don&#8217;t bust on me,&#8221; Jimmy&#8217;s side
-partner, Kit Williams, whispered to the naughty
-young woman who was always ready to giggle.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Tell us the name of this awful young person,&#8221;
-begged Jimmy.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh no, young man! When you get to be as
-old as I am and as experienced you will realize
-that one mustn&#8217;t tell names and tales too.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>At this juncture Aunt Maria poked her head
-in the dining room door and announced:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Miss Celeste, Major Simpson&#8217;s phone air a
-ringin&#8217; lak sompen wa&#8217; on fiah. I&#8217;d go up an&#8217;
-answer it myse&#8217;f if it would do any good&mdash;but
-when folks wants Major Simpson they wants
-him an&#8217; I reckon they couldn&#8217;t use no substerchute.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah, no doubt a development!&#8221; said the Major
-as he hurried to his room to quiet the persistent
-ringing of the telephone bell.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_140"></a>[140]</span>He returned before the next course of the
-table d&#8217;hote was served. His genial pink face
-was beaming and like Kilmansegg, father of the
-immortal one of the golden leg:</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">&#8220;Seem&#8217;d washing his hands with invisible soap</div>
-<div class="verse">In imperceptible water.&#8221;</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>&#8220;Just as I said&mdash;a development,&#8221; he declared.
-&#8220;It was Mr. Theodore Burnett on the
-telephone. He informs me that the articles, purloined
-from his establishment this forenoon, have
-been returned.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, how thrilling! Did he say by whom?&#8221;
-asked the coy one.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;That was not necessary. I did not even ask
-him who returned them. I knew.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_141"></a>[141]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XIII<br />
-
-
-<small>JIMMY BLAINE GETS A SCOOP</small></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>There were two morning newspapers in Wakely;
-one pink and one yellow. On week mornings
-half of the town read the pink journal and the
-other half the yellow one. On Sunday mornings
-the whole town read both. Jimmy Blaine worked
-for the yellow one.</p>
-
-<p>It was Jimmy Blaine&#8217;s regular business to go
-out on any consignment the powers that be might
-send him. It was his irregular business to make
-news if there was no news, thereby adding to his
-fame and bulging out his weekly pay envelope.
-While the Major was telling his tale Mrs. Trescott
-was the only one to notice how shiny Jimmy&#8217;s
-eyes were and how quick and almost feverish was
-his breathing. Before the last course was served
-Jimmy jumped from his seat.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;&#8217;S&#8217;cuse me, but I must be a-hustling. No,
-Miss Celeste, no <i>souffle aux pruneaux</i> for me this
-evening,&#8221; in answer to the hostess&#8217;s proffer of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_142"></a>[142]</span>
-prune whip. &#8220;S&#8217;long everybody! See you in the
-morning.&#8221; Jimmy was gone.</p>
-
-<p>Several chuckles bubbled up from the depths of
-Mrs. Trescott&#8217;s satin bodice. That evening, when
-Mrs. Trescott made her usual weekly pilgrimage
-to the kitchen to speak to Aunt Maria and slip
-her the customary Saturday night tip she gave
-her an extra five cents, commissioning her to purchase
-the Sunday morning yellow journal for her.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Moughty &#8217;stravagant Mis&#8217; Trescott when
-they&#8217;s allus pufectly good Sunday papers a goin&#8217;
-ter waste &#8217;roun&#8217; here. All you is got ter do is
-jes&#8217; wait a while. Major Simpson has one, an&#8217;
-Miss Celeste has one an&#8217; Mr. Jimmy Blaine is
-mo&#8217;n apt ter have two or three. I allus say &#8217;taint
-no trouble ter start Monday mornin&#8217; fiah at this
-here Mason Bluemange. If you want ter save
-yo&#8217; nickel I&#8217;ll see that you gits the very fust
-paper that anybody gits through with.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s very kind, Maria, but I want one all
-to myself to-morrow morning, and want it before
-anybody has pawed over it and mixed it up. I
-have an idea there will be something of especial
-interest to me.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Trescott was right. Jimmy Blaine had
-not foregone the pleasures of prune whip for<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_143"></a>[143]</span>
-nothing. He had rushed pell mell to the office
-and frantically pounded out on an extra typewriter
-the whole story of Major Simpson and the
-shoplifter. He had named no names, thereby
-carefully sidestepping any chance for a libel suit,
-but he had so accurately described Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s
-that the whole of Wakely could but guess
-the department store mentioned in the story. The
-stage setting was realistic, the local color perfect,
-but the young journalist had let his fancy run
-riot where description of characters were concerned.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Trescott received her private Sunday
-morning newspaper, literally damp from the press.
-Aunt Maria was what she called &#8220;an early stirrer&#8221;,
-and the first newsboy that shouted his
-wares in the neighborhood of Maison Blanche was
-nabbed and made to deliver by the intrepid old
-cook, who patiently climbed the two flights of
-steps to Mrs. Trescott&#8217;s third-floor-back hall bedroom
-and poked the paper in her door.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Here you am, Mis Trescott, an&#8217; a cup er cawfy
-ter tide you over come brekfus time. You mus&#8217;
-be &#8217;spectin&#8217; of some funeral notice ter make you
-so besirous of a private paper.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Aunt Maria well knew that Mrs. Trescott had<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_144"></a>[144]</span>
-to watch her pennies very closely and the extravagance
-of five cents spent for first peep at a
-newspaper could mean little short of a death and
-a funeral.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Perhaps!&#8221; chuckled the lady, &#8220;but I&#8217;ll come
-read the news to you after while, Maria. I am
-more than obliged to you for your kindness. No
-doubt the coffee will help me bear up,&#8221; and then
-the old lady gave another deep soul-satisfying
-gurgle as she unfolded the damp newspaper and
-ran her eyes eagerly over the news columns.</p>
-
-<p>There it was, just as she knew it would be, but
-better, so much better!</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, the rascal, the young rascal! He has
-made a romance of that old fool Major&#8217;s finding
-the widow from his own part of the country and
-her helping him to track the criminal. He even
-has in the doughnuts and coffee and the pink
-parasol.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>It might be said that Mrs. Trescott stopped
-chuckling and chortled. What difference did it
-make if one was poor and old and condemned to
-spend one&#8217;s days in a third-floor-back hall bedroom
-if one had a sense of humor equal to Mrs.
-Trescott&#8217;s. Her humor was the type that needed
-no second person with whom to enjoy the ridiculousnesses<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_145"></a>[145]</span>
-of life. Her solemn countenance gave
-no inkling to the outside world of the riot of fun
-going on within. The gurgling laughter that
-sought an outlet was to the uninitiated no more
-mirthful than the bubble of air arising from an
-old submerged mud turtle, appearing on the surface
-of the water and breaking.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d like to hear what the Burnetts have to
-say this morning,&#8221; she gasped. &#8220;Oh, that will
-be unprintable I am sure, but our Jimmy Blaine
-could make copy of it nevertheless. And the little
-shoplifter&mdash;no doubt she is happy at being
-put in the paper as beautiful beyond compare,
-with a dark mysterious past that tugs against her
-better nature&mdash;but the better nature prevails
-and she returns the stolen goods. I wonder Jimmy
-did not announce an engagement between her
-and Mr. Theodore Burnett. I think I&#8217;ll suggest
-it to him. A suggestion is all that is necessary
-to our Jimmy. Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>In the mean time Jimmy was sleeping the sleep
-of a cub reporter happy over a scoop and the fact
-that he had cleared a neat little sum on the extra
-columns of space he had filled so successfully. Kit
-Williams, his friend and room mate, had seized
-on the early edition Jimmie had brought home<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_146"></a>[146]</span>
-with him and his mirth was loud and lusty over
-what Jimmy had done to the Major.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Gee. Ain&#8217;t he the kid?&#8221; he cried. &#8220;I could
-kiss him where he sleeps if he wasn&#8217;t so unshaved.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You try it,&#8221; muttered Jimmy sleepily, having
-come to life just enough to hear Kit&#8217;s ravings.
-&#8220;You try it and you&#8217;ll never shave again.&#8221; He
-then turned over and pulled the covers over his
-tousled head, hoping to be lost to the world until
-dinner time, breakfast offering no inducements
-to one who had been up all night making news
-for the greedy public.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Willie Watts was greatly excited over
-the article. It seemed to her very astonishing
-that the &#8220;paper&#8221; should know so much about
-something that had only just happened. At first
-she did not connect Jimmy Blaine with the story
-but when she did all she could say was:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But how did he know so much about the appearance
-of the poor wicked shoplifter when Major
-Simpson did not tell him any more than he
-did me? And how did he know the widow was
-handsome and dashing, the one who made the
-doughnuts and coffee? Major Simpson never
-said so in so many words. Ah me! All widows<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_147"></a>[147]</span>
-are handsome and dashing, it seems. I wonder
-if this won&#8217;t make the poor Major sick. I hope
-he won&#8217;t die&mdash;&#8221; and then she began dreaming
-of his tombstone and how it would look:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Major Sylvester Simpson, beloved husband
-of Wilhelmina&mdash;&#8221; etc.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Celeste White read the story and thought
-Jimmy was pretty clever but wished he had mentioned
-that the doughty hero lived at Maison
-Blanche.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;A very good chance for some free advertising
-and I might just as well have had it,&#8221; she
-grumbled. &#8220;Young people seem never to think
-of such things.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The Major read the whole paper before he
-came to the part of the magazine section which
-carried his story. It was his custom to have
-breakfast in his room on Sunday morning so that
-he might take his ease before making the elaborate
-toilet he felt to be necessary for one whose
-duty and pleasure it was to pass the plate in
-church.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s this? What&#8217;s this?&#8221; he cried, glaring
-excitedly at Jimmy&#8217;s lurid headlines. &#8220;Story
-of Seductive Shoplifter&mdash;dashing widow&mdash;doughnuts
-and coffee&mdash;pink parasol&mdash;reunited<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_148"></a>[148]</span>
-after years of sad separation&mdash;Ahem&mdash;handsome
-detective&mdash;Tracked to her lair shop girl
-returns purloined articles! All will be forgiven
-and beautiful maiden will continue her labor at
-large department store so popular in the city of
-Wakely. Of course her identity will remain a
-secret&mdash;no person but the wily detective and
-the generous employer being aware of her identity.&#8221;
-The poor man groaned aloud and let his
-second cup of coffee get chilled.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Who, who can have done this? Ah&mdash;that
-wretched Jimmy Blaine! I forgot he was connected
-with the press. This vile sheet has always
-disgusted me. I never intend to read it
-again,&#8221; and then the old gentleman settled himself
-to con every word of Jimmy&#8217;s scoop. He
-found it rather pleasant to be written up as
-handsome and gallant, and the romance between
-himself and the Mrs. Leslie hinted at in the article
-was on the whole quite gratifying.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But the Burnetts! What will they think?&#8221;
-While no names were mentioned there could be
-little doubt of the identity of the persons in the
-story.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Let them think what they choose,&#8221; was Major
-Simpson&#8217;s final decision. &#8220;It is not for me, Sylvester<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_149"></a>[149]</span>
-Simpson, to account to the young Burnetts
-for my method of tracking criminals.&#8221; And
-then he proceeded to justify himself for having
-talked too freely before a cub reporter and even
-persuaded himself that the publicity given the
-shoplifting episode was a stroke of finesse that
-only a master mind, such as his, would have been
-capable of originating.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I can manage Charles,&#8221; he said to himself,
-&#8220;but I am not so sure of Theodore. He is an
-opinionated youngster.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>In the mean time the &#8220;opinionated youngster&#8221;
-was doubled up with laughter over the magazine
-section of the Sunday paper.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Just when we thought we could put our hands
-on the criminals! Oh, Major Simpson, Major
-Simpson, what a legacy our father and grandfather
-left us in your portly person! And what
-will the little O&#8217;Gorman say to this?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>What the little O&#8217;Gorman thought we may never
-know, but what she said was:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, me, oh, my! As my father used to say;
-&#8216;The best laid schemes of mice and men gang aft
-aglee.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>She then betook herself to the quiet and peace
-of her own little bedroom, there to work out a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_150"></a>[150]</span>
-plan and incidentally to read a few pages in her
-book of books, hoping her clever father might
-have left some words of wisdom bearing more directly
-on misplaced publicity than on the schemes
-of mice and men.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Leslie&#8217;s indignation knew no bounds when
-she read what the newspaper said about her.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Dashing widow indeed! I never dashed in
-my life.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And certainly you never widded,&#8221; said Mary,
-trying not to laugh. &#8220;But, dearest, you should
-be proud that your coffee and doughnuts got into
-print, although anonymously. After all, nobody
-will know whose they were unless you tell them.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You may be sure I&#8217;ll not do that. But one
-thing I am going to tell if I have to do it with my
-dying breath: I shall tell Sylvester Simpson that
-he is a pompous old idiot.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_151"></a>[151]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XIV<br />
-
-
-<small>THE QUARREL NEXT DOOR</small></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Josie was right; the song of the frogs meant
-spring was on the way&mdash;in the air&mdash;in the
-ground&mdash;in one&#8217;s bones. The Leslies&#8217; apartment
-was hot, hot to suffocation. The janitor,
-following in the footsteps of most janitors, had
-made up an extra hot fire in the furnace because
-it was Sunday and because it was a warm Sunday.
-When Josie sought the quiet of her own room to
-escape the reiterated wailings of Mrs. Leslie and
-to read her precious little book, she found the atmosphere
-oppressively heavy. To escape it she
-raised her window and leaned far out, drinking
-deep of the soft spring air. The little back yard
-was showing signs of coming to life. A brave little
-daffodil had poked a green nose up through the
-black earth and a foolish peach tree actually had
-a few precocious buds on one of its slender
-branches.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;They&#8217;ll be nipped and deserve to be,&#8221; thought
-Josie. &#8220;But I reckon they can&#8217;t help it any more<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_152"></a>[152]</span>
-than I can resist almost falling out of the window
-in search of air.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Someone else was evidently of the same mind,
-as a window next to the one from which Josie
-was leaning was raised with some vehemence and
-an impatient voice, strangely familiar to Josie,
-exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Gee, but it&#8217;s hot in this hole! I hate to think
-of summer&#8217;s coming.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And I&mdash;ah, how I long for warmth&mdash;&#8221;
-drawled a woman&#8217;s voice with a foreign accent.</p>
-
-<p>Josie decided it was the Kambourians&mdash;mother
-and son. Then a goodnatured growl from the interior
-of the room gave evidence that Papa Kambourian
-was not far off.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;<i>Nom de Dieu</i>&mdash;close the window, Roy! Do
-not you understand that Mamma and I have air
-enough during the week days to last us over the
-blessed Sabbath. That is the worst of these
-United States and all who happen to be born here
-as were you, <i>mon bon enfant</i>&mdash;air always air!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And I! How about me being shut up in a
-shop all week with a bunch of silly girls, working
-like a dog&mdash;and when I do pull off a deal to have
-Mamma fall down on her part? I can&#8217;t get over
-it&mdash;losing the things.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_153"></a>[153]</span>&#8220;Now, now, boy!&#8221; and the goodnatured
-growl bordered on anger. &#8220;Let Mamma be! It
-was unavoidable. Has she not already wept
-oceans of tears? What are a few yards of
-wretched lace and a bit bauble of a gold bag to
-poor Mamma&#8217;s feelings? Let be, <i>mon fils</i>, and try
-again. A few more hauls and we will have enough
-to set up a small shop in the great metropolis.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not for me! I&#8217;m through I tell you&mdash;through
-for good and all. I&#8217;m sick of the whole
-wretched business. You and Mamma can keep
-on being foreigners all you want but I&#8217;m an
-American boy&mdash;almost a man&mdash;and I want to
-pull loose. I could make as much money walking
-straight as I do crooked.&#8221; His voice rose
-angrily and Josie felt that the boy was on the
-verge of tears in spite of his assertion that he
-was almost a man.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Shut the window!&#8221; roared the father. &#8220;Such
-foolish babble is enough to start the whole
-neighborhood talking!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Now, now!&#8221; soothed the woman&#8217;s voice.
-&#8220;Don&#8217;t you and Papa quarrel. I know my little
-Roy will not what you call pull out yet and leave
-poor Mamma before she gets enough pretty
-things to start a little <i>boutique</i>. Shut the window<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_154"></a>[154]</span>
-like a gentle boy because the air may make Papa
-sick.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;How can air make one sick who sits all day
-on a sidewalk?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And now you reproach poor Papa and Mamma
-because they sit all day and sell the pencils
-and shoe strings and paperrs,&#8221; whined the woman,
-though it was easy to grasp that the whine
-in her voice was pure burlesque. &#8220;Was I made
-for such a life? No, I tell you, nevaire!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>At this juncture the window was closed with a
-vigorous slam and the eavesdropper heard no
-more. She had heard quite enough however to
-set her steady little heart a thumping.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I am almost as big an idiot as my worthy
-brother in arms, Major Simpson,&#8221; Josie took
-herself to task. &#8220;Anybody with a grain of sense
-would have known all along what I had to open
-a window to find out. Thank goodness for the
-over zealous janitor. I&#8217;ll give him a generous tip
-to-morrow. But mercy on us, how carefully I
-must go now. I can hardly trust myself not to
-burst in on the Leslies and tell them the whole
-thing. One thing I know, I must call in help from
-the police department, as much as I hate to get
-any clumsy folks mixed up in this. I know what<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_155"></a>[155]</span>
-I&#8217;ll do&mdash;&#8221; She made a feverish dive for her hat
-and jacket, and grabbing up her gloves rushed
-through the living room, saying in passing:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Expect me back when you see me but know
-that I am not running off for more than an hour
-or so.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;There now!&#8221; gasped Mrs. Leslie. &#8220;What a
-strange girl she is after all. What do you think
-is the matter, Mary?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I think she has a clue and is following it up.
-All I am wondering is where she got it in such a
-short time and if she will tell us all about it later
-on. It is certainly interesting to have a person
-like Josie to rent a room from us, isn&#8217;t it
-Mother?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I should say so; but I wish she wouldn&#8217;t be
-so sudden,&#8221; sighed Mrs. Leslie. &#8220;I think she
-ought to tell me what her clue is because I am
-sure I could help her.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mary smiled. She was not so sure. Up to the
-present her mother had been more of a hinderance
-than a help to their little lodger. As for suddenness;
-nobody could have been more sudden
-than that lady in accepting without question the
-opinion of old Major Simpson merely because he
-had come from her county and had presented<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_156"></a>[156]</span>
-her with a pink parasol when she was quite a
-tiny girl.</p>
-
-<p>To a clever girl like Josie, it was an easy matter
-to find out the name of the reporter on the
-yellow journal who had spread himself so lavishly
-on the shoplifting story. First to the newspaper
-office where, it being a morning paper, the
-business of the day had not begun. The office was
-open, however, and a janitor was lazily sweeping
-the floor and grumbling because the one who took
-care of a daily newspaper office had no Sunday to
-speak of. The man at a desk agreed with him as
-did also the telephone girl whose business it was
-to handle the private switchboard.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;May I speak with the city editor?&#8221; Josie
-asked meekly.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not in yet!&#8221; growled the man at the desk.
-&#8220;Anything I can do?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, please, if you will be so kind&mdash;I want
-the name and address of the reporter who had
-the shoplifting story in the paper this morning.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Whatcher want with it? It&#8217;s against the
-policy of the paper to divulge names and addresses.
-The management holds itself responsible
-for all stories published in its columns and
-the management has not come down yet.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_157"></a>[157]</span>&#8220;I merely wanted to give the man a chance on
-another scoop, but since you are evidently not
-desirous of scoops I&#8217;ll look up the other paper.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;How&#8217;s that? Scoop? Give it to me! I&#8217;ll get
-hold of Jimmy Blaine in a minute. The truth
-of the matter is, young lady, I am the management
-but it&#8217;s policy to keep it dark when anybody
-is on the war path. I was afraid you were
-one of the wronged ladies in Jimmy&#8217;s story&mdash;but
-I might have known you weren&#8217;t.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, if you can get hold of this Jimmy I&#8217;d
-be very much obliged.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What is the nature of your story? Anything
-like the one this morning?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, this one is a true story. There is mighty
-little that is true in the scoop of the morning except
-perhaps the pink parasol and the doughnuts.
-Would it be against the policy of the paper for
-you to divulge just what part of the management
-you are?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ahem! I am part owner and managing editor.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Then you&#8217;ll do, but please get this Jimmy
-here as fast as you can so I can tell the tale to
-both of you at once and save time and breath.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Jimmy Blaine was forced to uncover his head
-and listen to his room mate.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_158"></a>[158]</span>&#8220;Boss wants you and wants you in a hurry.
-He says never mind dolling up, but just come
-along. He&#8217;s on the phone now and Miss Celeste
-says it must be important because he sounds so
-brisk.&#8221; Thus spake Kit Williams, going through
-the operation on sodden Jimmy known as &#8220;cold
-pigging&#8221;, that is, applying a wet sponge to a
-sleeper&#8217;s face.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t hide! Get up and go to the phone,&#8221;
-insisted Kit as Jimmy snuggled down in the bed
-clothes and again covered his tousled head.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Aw gee! Have a heart, cantcher? Don&#8217;t go
-joking me, Kit, that&#8217;s a good boy.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well then, lose your job if you want to.
-What&#8217;s it to me? You blooming idiot, didn&#8217;t you
-hear me say that the boss himself is hollerin&#8217; for
-you. I reckon he&#8217;s got a mouthfull to say about
-that lurid tale you pulled off in this morning&#8217;s
-paper.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;He saw it before it went in,&#8221; growled Jimmy.
-&#8220;If there is any trouble it is up to him.
-Ain&#8217;t he the management?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I thought that would wake you up. Now get
-up and put on your dressing gown&mdash;here it is&mdash;here
-are your slippers. Never mind your boudoir
-cap, just slip along to the phone.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_159"></a>[159]</span>Jimmy meekly obeyed. There was no use in
-grumbling when one&#8217;s boss was on the line.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hello!&#8221; he said in a voice as sweet as honey.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Be right down. Don&#8217;t
-let her get away.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Breakfast? No sir! What&#8217;s breakfast! Never
-eat on Sunday, that is, breakfast. Be down in
-a jiffy.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>It was a wide awake Jimmy who, after turning
-on a cold shower, tore back to his room and began
-to throw on his clothes like a lightning change
-vaudeville artist.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;So long, Kit, old fellow. Something big is
-up but I don&#8217;t know what. It&#8217;s got something to
-do with Sherlocko Simpson, I think, but I&#8217;ll see
-you later,&#8221; and the youngster was out on the
-street and running for a trolley in less time than
-it would have taken the fire department to answer
-an alarm.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_160"></a>[160]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XV<br />
-
-
-<small>JOSIE SETS A TRAP</small></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Jimmy Blaine did not now just what he was
-expecting but he knew it was not a quiet, business-like
-young person like Josie who showed no shyness
-and at the same time no brazenness, but
-with the utmost composure stated the case and
-put it up to the management whether or not it
-was worth while to pursue the scoop unearthed
-by the cub reporter. As soon as Jimmy breezed
-in, all on fire for more sensational news, Mr. Cox
-introduced him to the visitor. Josie gave him a
-boyish handshake and then plunged into the matter
-in hand.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;In the first place I am a detective, Josie
-O&#8217;Gorman from Washington and late of Dorfield.
-My father&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not the O&#8217;Gorman!&#8221; from Mr. Cox.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; beamed Josie. &#8220;I am here with Burnett
-&amp; Burnett to catch the shoplifters that have
-been busy lately.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_161"></a>[161]</span>Jimmy surreptitiously produced a pencil and
-endeavored to get hold of a linen cuff, but Josie
-stopped him:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Please, Mr. Blaine, none of this is for publication
-as yet. You can get the whole story in
-good time and it will be a good one I am sure. I
-have come to the newspaper for help because in
-my experience the live wires are on newspapers
-and not on the police force. I cannot say for
-sure that the police of Wakely would bungle, but
-I can say that the police of Dorfield would and
-have. My father believed in the press as a great
-detective power and I have had more help from
-a young newspaper man in Dorfield than all the
-police; in spite of the fact that Chief Lonsdale
-of Dorfield is my very dear friend. But this
-young Dulaney&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not Bob Dulaney of the &mdash;th Regiment?&#8221;
-cried Jimmy.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes&mdash;Bob Dulaney!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Gee! This is great! Shake again!&#8221; cried
-Jimmy. &#8220;I&#8217;ve spent many a night lying in the
-mud near Bob, over there.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Then you know Danny Dexter, too?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Know him? Know him like a book! Why
-Danny was my Father Confessor. Many a time<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_162"></a>[162]</span>
-he&#8217;s told me what&#8217;s what. You see, I was the kid
-of the regiment and some of the fellows seemed
-to think it was up to them to make me walk chalk.
-I walked it all right.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ve no doubt you did,&#8221; twinkled Mr. Cox.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, Danny Dexter married my best friend;
-but that&#8217;s another story and we&#8217;d better get back
-to business. Please let me say that I&#8217;m glad I
-came to the newspaper for cooperation as I&#8217;m
-pretty sure a friend of Bob Dulaney and Danny
-Dexter is going to be on the job and deliver the
-goods,&#8221; said Josie.</p>
-
-<p>Jimmy Blaine grinned happily, proud that his
-boss should hear him praised through his
-friends.</p>
-
-<p>Josie plunged into a recital of the Kambourians
-and how she had been mystified by them from the
-moment she saw them on the street that first Sunday
-in Wakely. She told of the baffling likeness
-the youth had to someone she had seen before; of
-her finding board in the same apartment house
-with them, by chance as it were; of Miss Mary
-Leslie&#8217;s encounter with a beggar in the hallway
-and of her identification of this beggar as the
-man whose habit it was to sit all day at the front
-entrance of Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s. She then<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_163"></a>[163]</span>
-touched on Major Simpson&#8217;s laughable mistake
-concerning her own character.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;He thinks I am the shoplifter and has had me
-under surveillance ever since I have been employed
-by his firm. I only grasped this fact yesterday.
-I knew he was following me around but I
-was conceited enough to fancy it was my methods
-that interested him. I thought maybe he knew
-I was my father&#8217;s daughter and was trying to
-learn something.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Jimmy gasped:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Then you are the one he thinks he has trapped.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;The same! Thank you for making me such
-an irresistible vamp.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What! What! Is your story not true?&#8221; Mr.
-Cox looked both alarmed and irritated.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s practically what old Simpson told right
-out at the boarding house table. Of course I kind
-of&mdash;er&mdash;er&mdash;embellished it a little, but the
-story is almost as he gave it&mdash;doughnuts and coffee
-and all.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It is what Major Simpson thinks is true, but
-suppose I go on with my tale. I am sure Mr.
-Blaine wrote the matter up quite correctly according
-to newspaper etiquette&mdash;certainly there is no<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_164"></a>[164]</span>
-handle for legal trouble,&#8221; soothed Josie. &#8220;If
-I don&#8217;t mind being called a beautiful criminal I
-am sure Mrs. Leslie should not mind being published
-as a fascinating widow. Anyhow, no
-names were used, so what&#8217;s the difference?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Perhaps you are right,&#8221; said Mr. Cox,
-smoothing out his troubled brow. &#8220;Pray proceed.
-Your story is most interesting.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Please tell us&mdash;did you return the goods to
-Mr. Burnett?&#8221; asked Jimmy.</p>
-
-<p>Then Josie told of the twisted newspaper and
-her discovery of the lace and gold mesh bag and
-her taking the articles to Mr. Burnett. She also
-told of having tried to locate the haughty Miss
-Fauntleroy.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And now&mdash;to sum up: Miss Fauntleroy is
-a fake and wishes to conceal her address. The
-newspaper I bought from the old woman who sits
-at the rear entrance of Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s had
-passed through the hands of Miss Fauntleroy and
-she put the stolen goods in the paper and twisted
-it up and returned it to the old woman.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Golly!&#8221; was all Jimmy could say. &#8220;And
-this Miss Fauntleroy?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It came to me all of a heap this very day that
-it was she to whom the young Kambourian had<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_165"></a>[165]</span>
-the haunting likeness. I had seen her in the store
-and been rather interested in her because she
-seemed different from the other employees. She
-is evidently the daughter of the house and the
-old beggar is none other than the mother, Madame
-Kambourian. The father begs at the front
-door, the mother at the back, and the daughter
-takes what suits her fancy and deposits it now
-with Mamma and now with Papa.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But you said this Madame Kambourian was
-handsome,&#8221; objected Mr. Cox. &#8220;Handsome and
-not at all old&mdash;hardly old enough to be the
-mother of the youth.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, but age is easier to assume than youth.
-She had on a clever make-up. I wonder how much
-she takes in each day, selling papers and never
-having the change.&#8221; Then Josie proceeded to
-tell all that she had overheard through the open
-window, and how this was made possible because
-of the janitor&#8217;s having been too lavish with the
-owner&#8217;s coal.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Now we must round up the whole bunch. The
-boy is mixed up in it somehow, though he is still
-a mystery to me. I could not gather just exactly
-what he does to increase the family income
-but I am sure it is something of which he is not<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_166"></a>[166]</span>
-proud. I feel rather sorry for the boy because
-I am sure he&#8217;d like to cut the whole bunch and be
-honest. The entire family is interesting to me.
-The man and woman seem so fond of each other
-and so considerate. I&#8217;ll give you my word they
-are much more loving than many married couples
-one sees.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You have not seen this Miss Fauntleroy there,
-have you?&#8221; asked Mr. Cox. &#8220;You are not really
-sure that she belongs there.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not so sure that I could swear to it in a court
-of justice, but so sure that I could safely say I&#8217;d
-eat my hat if she is not,&#8221; laughed Josie. &#8220;I
-think she must be twin sister to this boy. I don&#8217;t
-want to brag, but when I get a hunch like this it is
-apt to be right.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well then, let&#8217;s proceed on the assumption
-that Miss Fauntleroy is in reality Miss Kambourian.
-What next?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Next we must plan a campaign of watchful
-waiting. I will take charge of the interior of Burnett
-&amp; Burnett&#8217;s, keeping a never closing eye on
-Miss Fauntleroy. I must have help to look after
-the beggar at the front and the one at the back
-as well as the Kambourian apartment, both front
-and back.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_167"></a>[167]</span>After much thought and discussion Mr. Cox
-and Josie, with the alert intelligence of Jimmy
-Blaine to advise with them, decided the thing
-was too big not to call in the assistance of the
-police. The blue coats might bungle, but at least
-they could be set to watch the alley behind the
-apartment house and report anything out of the
-way.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ve got a new chief here who is not so
-hide bound as the old one was; in fact, he is very
-down-to-date in his methods. I am sure he will
-cooperate with us. Call him up, Jimmy, and
-see if he is at his office. Sunday is no more of a
-holiday to the police than to newspaper men.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The chief proved to be having a holiday in spite
-of its being Sunday, but an alert young sergeant
-answered the call and even expressed himself as
-willing to come to the newspaper office instead of
-having the newspaper office come to him. The
-tale was quickly told. Sergeant Tanner agreed
-with Josie on the plan of procedure.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Who am I, anyhow, to take issue with the
-daughter of the great O&#8217;Gorman? I reckon you
-are a chip off the old block, Miss, because if you
-had not been you never would have caught that
-Markle bunch. We know all about that here in<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_168"></a>[168]</span>
-Wakely. We know how you tracked down that
-chap in Atlanta, too, the one who had put his
-step-sister-in-law in a bug house and was planning
-to marry her and cop the fortune. We know
-about the kidnapping case in Louisville, also.
-You see we aren&#8217;t named Wakely for nothing.
-Anyhow we are awake enough to keep up with
-the detective news.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie could not help being flattered by Sergeant
-Tanner&#8217;s recognition of merit but she
-merely blushed a little and said:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It was all luck, absolutely nothing but luck
-that made me successful in those cases.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I hope your luck will keep up,&#8221; said Mr.
-Cox.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of course plain clothes men are what we will
-need,&#8221; said the sergeant, &#8220;and I think I&#8217;ll be
-one of them. Shall I take over the apartment
-house and the entrances to Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;All right!&#8221; agreed Jimmy ruefully, &#8220;but
-what&#8217;ll I be doing? I want to get in on this somewhere.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You might be an inside man and help me
-in the shop,&#8221; said Josie. &#8220;Somebody must watch
-Major Simpson or he&#8217;ll bungle things.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_169"></a>[169]</span>Sergeant Tanner was much amused over the
-poor Major and his bungling.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s a terrible dub at detecting. If he had
-called us in on this shoplifting trouble we might
-have helped him but old Simp thinks he knows
-it all and he is as ignorant of the game as a new
-born babe. Now, Miss O&#8217;Gorman, I&#8217;ll detail some
-sharp men to keep an eye on the apartment house
-to-night and others to look after it every minute
-of the day to-morrow.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And I&#8217;ll come in the shop and buy things
-and even make up to Miss Fauntleroy,&#8221; suggested
-Jimmy.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t get too much in evidence,&#8221; cautioned
-Josie. &#8220;And Sergeant Tanner, be sure to keep
-a watch over the blind beggar man in front. As
-for the woman with papers, I have an idea she
-will not come to work for a day or so, not in the
-guise of an old woman, at least.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie felt it wise to see Mr. Burnett for a
-moment before returning home to inform him
-how matters were progressing and to ask his approval
-of the move she had made in taking both
-newspaper men and police force into her confidence.</p>
-
-<p>He approved highly. &#8220;Between the two you<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_170"></a>[170]</span>
-will be sure to get help. As for poor old Simpson,
-I wish he would have a slight indisposition
-that would keep him away from the store to-morrow.
-Hasn&#8217;t he messed things up, though?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Perhaps not! Anyhow I am hoping the Kambourians
-are so foreign they don&#8217;t read the American
-newspapers. The chances are they know
-nothing of the publicity given the matter.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_171"></a>[171]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XVI<br />
-
-
-<small>MRS. LESLIE TURNS DETECTIVE</small></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>&#8220;How can anybody call Monday a blue day?&#8221;
-asked Josie the next morning as Mrs. Leslie
-served a dainty breakfast to the two girls. &#8220;It
-seems to me to be the most wonderful morning
-in the whole week. Even wash day holds no terrors
-for me. It always has been the very best
-day of all for me, a kind of weekly Easter, a
-day in which the whole world can start afresh.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m glad you like it,&#8221; said Mrs. Leslie,
-grimly. &#8220;I&#8217;ve been brought up to feel differently.&#8221;
-Mrs. Leslie was having a mental and
-moral reaction from the excitement of the Saturday
-and Sunday just passed. &#8220;Monday was
-always a serious day with us in the country.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But, Mother,&#8221; laughed Mary, &#8220;you surely
-do not consider it your religious duty to be blue
-on Monday.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not exactly religious&mdash;but&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Now, Mrs. Leslie, please don&#8217;t be too down-hearted<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_172"></a>[172]</span>
-or too busy because I have a task for you
-that I am sure you can&#8217;t resist.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t be too sure child, because I am planning
-to clean beds to-day. The sun is shining
-and it is a good thing to be beforehand with beds.
-I can sun the things in the back yard&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;The very thing!&#8221; cried Josie delightedly.
-&#8220;The more you are out in the back yard the better
-because I do so want you to keep an eye on
-those Kambourians from the rear. They will
-not be the least suspicious of a busy housewife
-engaged in the legitimate search connected with
-beds and early spring.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Leslie&#8217;s Monday gloom lifted a little. Being
-a private detective was rather more interesting
-than the usual humdrum of housekeeping.
-She promised Josie to keep a sharp lookout on
-the neighbors.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You never can tell about foreigners. They
-are more than apt to be off color,&#8221; she declared.
-&#8220;If they do anything peculiar while you are
-away, how must I proceed, Josie?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Proceed to call up Burnett &amp; Burnett, phone
-number, Preston 11, and ask for Mr. Theodore
-Burnett&mdash;take no substitute. Tell him who you
-are and what is happening. He will do the rest.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_173"></a>[173]</span>
-The Kambourians may be absent all day but the
-chances are the woman will not leave the house.
-The place is even now being watched by detectives.
-But detectives do not always see everything
-and I am depending on you to see what
-they don&#8217;t see.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Detectives watching the house now!&#8221; cried
-Mrs. Leslie, &#8220;I should say this isn&#8217;t a blue Monday.
-I am thrilled indeed to be in the midst of
-a mystery. Hurry up and get off, girls, so I
-can get out in the back yard and see what I see.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Now, Mother, don&#8217;t overdo it,&#8221; cautioned
-Mary.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Me overdo it!&#8221; said Mrs. Leslie, indignantly.
-&#8220;I know exactly how to behave under the circumstances.
-I am going to run in and out with
-pillows and blankets and carry out one slat at a
-time and put mattresses in the windows and let
-them fall in the yard. I just wish you and Josie
-could see me.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I wish we could,&#8221; laughed Josie. &#8220;I am
-sure you are going to do it splendidly and I am
-so glad you are interested in it. I just know
-you will beat all the police in Wakely in helping
-to bring these crooks to justice.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The girls were hardly out of the house when<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_174"></a>[174]</span>
-Major Simpson was calling Mrs. Leslie on the
-telephone. The dear lady had not bargained for
-such a development and it was with difficulty that
-she commanded her voice to answer the smug
-old man as she knew he must be answered. She
-was sorry she had not asked instructions from
-Josie on how to meet such an emergency, but
-Major Simpson took matters in his own hands
-and there was little for her to say but yes and
-no.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And how is my one time neighbor this morning?
-I hope she is well.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, thank you!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Has that artful young person left your
-house?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And she is going to return to her labors at
-Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What did she say concerning the article in
-the paper yesterday? You saw it, did you not?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It was unfortunate that it should have been
-published but newspapers are ever on the alert
-for just such stories; human interest, you know.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes!&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_175"></a>[175]</span>&#8220;Was the artful person angry at the publicity
-given the matter?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What did she say?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t remember exactly, but I think she
-said &#8216;Gee.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of course I shall be for dismissing the young
-person, but Mr. Theodore Burnett evidently
-thinks otherwise. These young men think they
-know it all, but I have not dealt with crime all
-these years without acquiring some knowledge of
-the youthful criminals. There is no reforming
-them. Well, Miss Polly, I thank you for cooperating
-so wonderfully with me in this matter.
-And you are not angry that the story&mdash;er&mdash;er&mdash;concerning
-the coffee and doughnuts and er&mdash;er&mdash;the
-pink parasol should have leaked out?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Leslie&#8217;s: &#8220;Old idiot!&#8221; slipped out before
-she knew it but Major Simpson&#8217;s: &#8220;What?
-What?&#8221; brought her to her senses and she covered
-her retreat with a cough and smoothed
-things down by: &#8220;Old intimate friends,&#8221; hoping
-that intimate and idiot might sound more or
-less alike over a telephone.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of course you will not let this young person
-remain under your roof,&#8221; the Major proceeded.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_176"></a>[176]</span>
-&#8220;I feel in a measure er&mdash;er&mdash;responsible for
-you, Miss Polly, and hope you will allow me to
-dictate to you to some extent. This young woman,
-even though Mr. Theodore Burnett is so soft
-hearted as to keep her in the employ of his firm,
-is hardly a fit person to associate with you or
-your&mdash;er&mdash;er&mdash;charming daughter&mdash;because I
-am sure she is charming if she is your daughter.
-I wish you would promise me that this O&#8217;Gorman
-person will not remain in your home another
-night.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Leslie hung up the receiver with a click.
-She was possessed with a fury against the interfering
-Major that made it impossible to continue
-the conversation although all that it entailed at
-her end was a monosyllabic reply. She could
-well picture him at the other end of the line, indignantly
-upraiding the telephone operator for
-having so rudely cut him off. Her bell rang again
-sharply but she scorned answering it and went
-about her combined business of bed airing and
-female sleuthing with added vigor.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Miserable old man that he is! Wants me
-to turn a girl out in the street just because he
-has made up his mind she is a thief. I don&#8217;t feel
-bad any longer about hoodwinking the old idiot.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_177"></a>[177]</span>
-He is narrow and mean or he wouldn&#8217;t ask me
-to do it.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie was right in her guess&mdash;Madame Kambourian
-did not leave the house that day. She,
-too, found many things to busy her on that bright
-Monday. Much sorting and airing seemed to
-be going on in the apartment next to the Leslies.
-Several times Mrs. Leslie looked up from her labors
-and saw the pleasant, plump countenance of
-Mrs. Kambourian peering at her from the open
-window. Once she nodded and a cheerful &#8220;Good
-mor-r-rning,&#8221; was the response.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;A nice day for preliminary spring cleaning,&#8221;
-ventured Mrs. Leslie.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ver-r-ry nice,&#8221; said the neighbor, placing a
-silver fox scarf and a sealskin jacket on the window
-sill where the sun could shine upon them.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You are not expecting moths this soon are
-you?&#8221; queried Mrs. Leslie.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Moths? You mean the cr-r-eatures that feed
-upon the fur-r and wool? Ah, Heaven forbid!
-I merely sun my things because I love the sun
-and then it is war-r-m and I may not need them
-now for many months. I pack them up per-r-haps.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Through the open window Mrs. Leslie could<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_178"></a>[178]</span>
-see a large packing box and a wardrobe trunk.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Getting ready to leave! It looks to me as
-though Josie should know this,&#8221; she said to herself.
-Preston 11 was immediately called for by
-the eager amateur detective and Mr. Theodore
-Burnett put on the line.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;This is Mrs. Leslie, Mr. Burnett, Josie
-O&#8217;Gorman&#8217;s friend. Please tell her the foreigners
-next door to us are getting ready to move
-and the woman is sunning a silver fox scarf and
-a sealskin jacket, both of them too good for anybody
-living in this house to use. I haven&#8217;t any
-good furs of my own but I can tell them a mile
-off.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Theodore Burnett smiled and made a note
-of the fact that the amateur lady detective had
-no furs but knew good ones a mile off. This
-was the same lady of whose judgment in the matter
-of dry goods Major Simpson had spoken so
-highly, knowing from the first that Josie O&#8217;Gorman&#8217;s
-clothes were of material too good to have
-been bought from the salary of a novice at the
-notion counter.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Clever lady!&#8221; he muttered in an aside,
-&#8220;Must keep her in mind.&#8221; He thanked her profusely
-for the information and begged her to keep<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_179"></a>[179]</span>
-a sharp lookout through the day. &#8220;The evidence
-you have gathered is invaluable, my dear
-lady,&#8221; he assured her.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;The window is open and I can see a large
-packing box and a wardrobe trunk and this Kambourian
-woman is folding and packing as fast
-as she can. I gossiped with her a moment, quite
-casually, and she told me herself she was thinking
-of moving. You&#8217;d best tell Josie right off.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You are right! Thank you, and good bye!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Burnett had just hung up the receiver when
-Major Simpson came bustling into the office.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah, Mr. Theodore, and how are you this nice
-sunny morning? Spring in the air, my boy,
-spring! I have come to see you concerning this
-O&#8217;Gorman person. Singular case&mdash;quite singular!
-She is actually working behind the notion
-counter this morning quite as though nothing had
-happened&mdash;not at all abashed&mdash;but meek withal,
-meek and I must say modest. She dropped her
-eyes when I passed and had occasion to stoop
-and hide her head. Modest, quite modest! I feel
-more inclined to deal gently with one who shows
-becoming modesty.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Burnett could not help a sly smile but he
-controlled himself and said rather sternly:</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_180"></a>[180]</span>&#8220;Major Simpson, I ask you to let me do what
-dealing is necessary with Miss O&#8217;Gorman, in fact,
-I ask you most emphatically.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>This was as near as either of the Burnett
-brothers had ever come to commanding the old
-gentleman whom they had so unwillingly inherited
-from their predecessors, but Mr. Theodore
-Burnett had no intention of letting Major Simpson
-mix himself up in the matter of Josie O&#8217;Gorman
-and her methods any more than possible.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Certainly!&#8221; said the elderly detective,
-stiffly. &#8220;I have never been one to overstep authority,
-but I feel it is my duty to warn you,
-young and untried, against the machinations of a
-type like this O&#8217;Gorman person.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;All right, Major Simpson, I am warned&mdash;and
-now I shall go and interview the young lady.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Do not be too easy on her,&#8221; insisted the determined
-Major. &#8220;I am&mdash;&#8221; But what he was saying
-Mr. Burnett did not wait to hear. He felt that
-Josie must be told immediately of the silver fox
-scarf and fur coat sunning in the rear window
-at Number 11 Meadow Street, and of the large
-packing box and wardrobe trunk and of Mrs.
-Leslie&#8217;s gossip. He was in the elevator and making<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_181"></a>[181]</span>
-for the street floor of the store before the
-Major&#8217;s sentence was completed.</p>
-
-<p>All was as Major Simpson had reported.
-There was Josie O&#8217;Gorman conducting herself
-as though nothing had happened, selling tapes
-and pins with as much industry as she would
-have shown had her living depended upon it.</p>
-
-<p>At the jewel novelty counter across the aisle
-Miss Fauntleroy moved with deliberate grace,
-totally unconscious of the fact that the sandy
-haired little person with the unimportant countenance,
-who seemed so busy making unimportant
-sales of bone buttons and shoe laces, never once
-let the haughty beauty get out of her line of
-vision.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_182"></a>[182]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XVII<br />
-
-
-<small>THE GIRL IN THE RED TAM</small></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>There was an undercurrent of excitement at
-Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s on that sunny Monday morning.
-Every clerk in the store had either read or
-heard of the article in the Sunday paper. There
-was much conjecture as to the identity of the
-beauty who had purloined the goods and then returned
-them to Mr. Burnett.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It sounds like they were talking about me,&#8221;
-said Gertie Wheelan, patting her permanent wave
-complacently. &#8220;That is, all but me being a thief.
-Min knows I never took a bunch of lace off her
-counter because when she missed it I was standing
-right here by her.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of course I know you didn&#8217;t, Gertie,&#8221; laughed
-Min, &#8220;but the fact that you were standing near
-me when I missed it isn&#8217;t very good evidence
-that you didn&#8217;t take it. I reckon your character
-is about the best evidence that you didn&#8217;t take
-it. You are a vain old goose, Gertie, but everybody<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_183"></a>[183]</span>
-knows you are as honest as you are vain,
-and that is going some.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Gertie did not know whether to be complimented
-or not, but since it was pleasanter to be
-flattered than to be censured she decided to be
-flattered.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve a great mind to ask old Simp who it
-was,&#8221; whispered Min.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I already did that,&#8221; put in Jane Morton,
-&#8220;and he had the cheek to pretend he did not
-know what I was talking about. You see no
-names are mentioned in the paper. He hummed
-and hawed and stuck out his chest and patted his
-white waistcoat and said: &#8216;Really, my dear
-young lady, I cannot conjecture er&mdash;er&#8217; and he
-swelled up a little more and went on: &#8216;Of course
-I cannot deny that I know what is going on in
-this establishment, but prudence compels me to
-dissemble er&mdash;er&mdash;to dissemble.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The girls all laughed at Jane&#8217;s droll mimicry.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Have you had a chance to ask Josie O&#8217;Gorman
-what she thinks?&#8221; asked Min. &#8220;Josie is
-a mighty wise little girl and I betcher she has
-her own thinks on this subject just as she has
-on every other.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, I asked her,&#8221; replied Jane, &#8220;and she<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_184"></a>[184]</span>
-just laughed and said maybe she was the wicked
-beauty her own self. She said she might as well
-be because old Simpson had never taken his eye
-off her the whole morning. Sure enough, there
-the old fellow was, circling around the notion
-counter glaring all the time at Josie. I don&#8217;t
-see how she stands it. I&#8217;d have to call him down
-and either make him quit his foolishness or offer
-some explanation. Josie went on making sales
-and paid no attention to him except once when
-he came close up to her she ducked under the
-counter so she could relax into a giggle.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The girls had met for a moment near the cashier&#8217;s
-desk. Similar groups were forming and
-breaking through the entire building.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Who do you think it is?&#8221; was asked again
-and again.</p>
-
-<p>Now and then some know-all would make a
-positive assertion such as: &#8220;I know on good
-authority who it is but I am not at liberty to
-divulge the name.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Look!&#8221; and Min nudged Jane Morton.
-&#8220;There&#8217;s Mr. Theodore Burnett talking to Josie
-O&#8217;Gorman. Old Simpson has left the floor. I
-saw him going up on the elevator. I wonder what
-our junior member wants with Josie. Look! She<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_185"></a>[185]</span>
-is evidently getting leave from the head of the
-department. Jiminy crickets! If she isn&#8217;t leaving
-with the boss!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Min was right. Josie was leaving the floor
-with Mr. Theodore. The information Mrs. Leslie
-had telephoned must be treated seriously and
-without delay. The police must be warned and
-Josie felt the time had come for a search warrant
-to be issued on the Kambourians. She accompanied
-Mr. Burnett to his office and soon had the
-police station on the line.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Any report from the detectives watching 11,
-Meadow Street?&#8221; she asked.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Nothing doing there!&#8221; was the answer from
-the man at the desk.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, I have inside information that the
-woman is packing up, so you better get a search
-warrant ready and keep a close watch on the
-premises,&#8221; she commanded. &#8220;Don&#8217;t let the men
-leave their post for a moment.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hump!&#8221; grumbled the police sergeant,
-&#8220;anybody would think&mdash;&#8221; But what anybody
-would think was lost on Josie who hung up the
-receiver with a click.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Asleep at the switch as usual!&#8221; she exclaimed.
-&#8220;But I must hurry back to my counter.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_186"></a>[186]</span>
-I wish that old Major Simpson would get busy
-and help me instead of circling around me with
-his eyes hanging out on his cheeks.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Shall I make him stop?&#8221; asked Mr. Burnett.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh no, perhaps he is safer watching me than
-he would be helping me. Anyhow that Jimmy
-Blaine is on the job all right. He has been popping
-in and out of the store all morning pretending
-to buy socks and ties and matching ribbons
-for his imaginary wife. He is a clever lad. I
-have a notion I&#8217;d better give up selling things
-for a while if you will supply a girl for my
-counter.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Indeed, yes!&#8221; agreed Mr. Theodore.</p>
-
-<p>When Josie did not return to her duties of
-selling notions the girls at the neighboring counters
-commented on it.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Do you reckon she&#8217;s been shipped?&#8221; wondered
-one.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hardly&mdash;she&#8217;s too good at the business and
-as regular as clock work.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s funny she went off with the boss and
-has been gone an age and no sign of her. I do
-hope she isn&#8217;t in any trouble. Look! There&#8217;s
-a green girl at the button counter!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Whatcher reckon is the matter? That old<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_187"></a>[187]</span>
-Simp is at the bottom of it I betcher. He&#8217;s been
-bugging his eyes out at Josie for ever so long.
-Look, there he is back again. He looks worried
-over something.&#8221; Thus spoke Min, but her flow
-of eloquence was cut short by a customer demanding
-to see some Irish lace.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;The best is none too good for me,&#8221; asserted
-the customer sharply. She was a young woman
-with bobbed black hair very much becurled, a
-mouth so painted it gave one the impression that
-she had been eating poke berries, cheeks to match
-not only lips but a string of red, red beads twisted
-several times around her throat and hanging to
-her waist. In her hand she carried a bright red
-swagger stick. Her hat&mdash;a red tam&mdash;was worn
-far on one side. Brows and lashes were blackened
-to match the blue-black hair.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Sure!&#8221; said Min demurely. &#8220;The best is
-none too good but it may be too costly,&#8221; she
-muttered under her breath.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Never mind the cost&mdash;that is my affair. Ah,
-this is very sweet,&#8221; she said, pulling out a bunch
-of the costly lace and spreading it out on the
-counter. &#8220;But show me other widths and patterns.
-Have you any point d&#8217;esprit?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, we have no point d&#8217;esprit,&#8221; said Min<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_188"></a>[188]</span>
-with ill concealed impatience. Her lunch hour
-had struck and she felt it was hard lines to be
-forced to show this painted flapper expensive
-lace that she was sure she had no idea of buying.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Some duchesse, too,&#8221; demanded the determined
-shopper. &#8220;Nothing better than that?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Poor Min was forced to produce more and better
-lace. The counter was strewn with boxes of
-the priceless merchandise. Miss Fauntleroy was
-ready to go out for luncheon. She paused for a
-moment to speak to Min. All she said was:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Is not the store clock slow?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Min looked up from the lace she was showing
-the possible purchaser and compared her wrist
-watch with the large time piece hanging on the
-opposite wall.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I guess not,&#8221; she said, and resumed her labors.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Fauntleroy proceeded leisurely towards
-the front door. The much made-up young person
-who had been so intent on lace, without one word
-to Min, turned and followed the haughty beauty.
-The aisles were crowded with shoppers but the
-bobbed haired, red mouthed flapper kept close
-behind Miss Fauntleroy.</p>
-
-<p>Outside in the sunshine the dark beggar with<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_189"></a>[189]</span>
-a patch over one eye sat and in a wheedling tone
-besought the passers-by to buy his pencils.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ver-r-y fine&mdash;ver-r-y sharp&mdash;&#8221; he quavered.
-&#8220;Buy&mdash;sweet lady&mdash;buy.&#8221; His one eye
-had appeal enough for two. Many persons
-dropped coins in his outstretched hat.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Fauntleroy stopped in front of him.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Buy sweet lady&mdash;buy a pencil&mdash;&#8221; She
-stooped to select one from the box of red, white
-and blue pencils he held on his knees. From that
-moment astonishing things began to happen, both
-within and without the department store of Burnett
-&amp; Burnett&#8217;s.</p>
-
-<p>Within a sudden hue and cry was raised by
-the distracted Min.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Catch her! Catch her quick!&#8221; she cried to
-Major Simpson who was still walking curiously
-and cautiously around the notion counter, as
-though he expected Josie to bob up at any moment
-from behind the counter.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Catch what? Catch whom?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;That girl with the bobbed black hair in a
-red tam and red beads!&#8221; screamed Min. &#8220;She&#8217;s
-&#8216;klept&#8217; a whole bunch of lace&mdash;two bunches&mdash;maybe
-three&mdash;the finest in the shop. At least I
-reckon she did it. Go after her and get her.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_190"></a>[190]</span>
-Don&#8217;t stand still. I can&#8217;t go myself because I&#8217;ve
-got to keep an eye on all this stuff.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Major Simpson trotted obediently towards the
-front entrance. This was a new turn of affairs&mdash;a
-shoplifter and not the elusive Josie. He
-bumped into Mr. Theodore Burnett in the aisle.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Another thief!&#8221; he spluttered. &#8220;Girl with
-bobbed black hair and red beads. Lace again&mdash;front
-entrance&mdash;better come with me!&#8221;</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_191"></a>[191]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XVIII<br />
-
-
-<small>JOSIE O&#8217;GORMAN&#8217;S VICTORY</small></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Outside the store even more stirring things
-were being enacted. When Miss Fauntleroy
-leaned over with the seeming intention of selecting
-a pencil from the beggar&#8217;s box there had
-been a quick exchange of glances between the
-proud beauty and the one-eyed mendicant, an
-exchange of glances and also the passing of a
-parcel which was slid from the wide, bell shaped
-sleeve of the young woman into the open breast
-of the man&#8217;s shabby coat. The movement was
-so rapid that no one who had not been on the
-lookout could possibly have seen it. But someone
-was on the lookout and that one was no other
-than the flapper of the bobbed black hair and
-the red, red mouth. She did a very remarkable
-thing for a flapper.</p>
-
-<p>As quick as a flash she whipped out something
-from the pocket of her tweed suit, which, when
-one came to think of it, was of rather sober pattern
-for one so flapperish and not at all in keeping<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_192"></a>[192]</span>
-with the red beads and startling tam. The
-article she drew from her pocket flashed in the
-sunlight for a moment and then&mdash;snap! snap!
-and a pair of handcuffs gleamed on the wrists
-of the one-eyed beggar before the astonished Miss
-Fauntleroy could straighten up from the selection
-of a pencil.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t let him get away!&#8221; came in commanding
-tones from the mysterious flapper. The remark
-was addressed to none other than Jimmy
-Blaine, who had been pretending to be a corner
-masher during such moments as he could spare
-from the business of shopping for a highly fictitious
-family.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Trust me!&#8221; was his cheery rejoinder as he
-laid a heavy hand on the shoulder of the beggar
-who was now trembling like a leaf.</p>
-
-<p>The girl with the bobbed black hair then caught
-Miss Fauntleroy by the wrist, at the same moment
-producing another pair of handcuffs from
-the capacious pockets of her tweed suit. She
-endeavored to snap them on the wrists of the
-struggling girl, but Miss Fauntleroy proved too
-strong, and jerking free, started to run. Swift
-as had been the action a crowd had gathered, as
-crowds will, and closing around the struggling<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_193"></a>[193]</span>
-pair cut off all avenues of escape. The black
-haired girl must have known something about
-the game of football for she made a flying leap
-and caught the taller girl in an iron grip. They
-swayed together and fell.</p>
-
-<p>In the scrimmage that ensued more startling
-things happened. Two hats came off, and with
-them two heads of hair. A red tam and a bobbed
-black wig were torn from the flapper, disclosing
-the closely coiled sandy hair and well shaped
-head of none other than Josie O&#8217;Gorman. The
-elaborate coiffure belonging to Miss Fauntleroy
-also came off with the stylish picture hat.</p>
-
-<p>The combatants staggered to their feet. When
-Josie caught sight of her antagonist, standing
-hot, sullen and ashamed, so hemmed in by the
-crowd there was no escape, a wave of pity came
-over her. The proud and haughty Miss Fauntleroy
-was only a poor misguided boy. The marcelled
-wig with all its puffs and coils had turned
-a handsome lad into a beautiful young woman.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Gee!&#8221; was all Josie could say. &#8220;And I
-thought you were your own sister all the time.
-I hate to put handcuffs on you&mdash;won&#8217;t you come
-along without them?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes&mdash;I&#8217;m through. The game&#8217;s up and I&#8217;m<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_194"></a>[194]</span>
-glad of it. I&#8217;ll go along with you all right.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Major Simpson, closely followed by Mr. Burnett,
-was trying to make his way through the
-crowd. He knew something was going on and
-his superior intelligence must be in demand. He
-also knew that lace had been stolen and that a
-person with black bobbed hair was the thief. It
-was irritating that it was not Josie O&#8217;Gorman
-who had been caught in the act, but then, any
-thief was better than no thief at all.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Here, let me through! I am a detective.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The word detective was an open sesame for
-him. The crowd divided and he and Mr. Burnett
-passed through to the scene of the fray.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Some scene it was!&#8221; Mr. Burnett described
-later on to his mother and sisters. &#8220;There was
-little Miss O&#8217;Gorman, her suit all dusty and dishevelled,
-her hat gone and her face made up in
-the most absurd manner with blackened brows
-and painted lips. She had by the hand a young
-boy dressed as a girl. Handsome? Handsome
-as Hermes! Shame and anger were both depicted
-on his countenance, and his head, with its
-dark, closely cropped curls, was hung in deep
-dejection. On the pavement wigs and hats were
-so much in evidence that one might have thought<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_195"></a>[195]</span>
-there had been a battle royal and both fighters
-had been decapitated. I had no idea who the
-youth was at first, not recognizing &#8216;Miss Fauntleroy&#8217;
-without her wig. Miss O&#8217;Gorman&#8217;s famous
-string of red beads had broken and were
-scattered all over the pavement. It looked to
-me like a million beads, some of them as big as
-bantam eggs.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Major Simpson, acting true to form, broke into
-the ring blustering as usual.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s all this?&#8221; he demanded. Not recognizing
-Josie with her bizarre make-up or Miss
-Fauntleroy without her wig, the old gentleman
-stood gazing at the pavement. He suddenly remembered
-Min&#8217;s words: &#8220;Black bobbed hair
-and red tam.&#8221; He stooped and picked up Josie&#8217;s
-wig and hat. It looked as though a tragedy had
-just been enacted at the front entrance of Burnett
-&amp; Burnett&#8217;s.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Who has done this thing?&#8221; he asked solemnly,
-glaring all around.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I reckon I did,&#8221; laughed Josie.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll say she did!&#8221; exclaimed Jimmy Blaine,
-who was still clinging to the handcuffed beggar.</p>
-
-<p>At Josie&#8217;s words Major Simpson looked at her
-more closely and through the paint recognized<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_196"></a>[196]</span>
-the dangerous criminal, Miss Josie O&#8217;Gorman.
-Just then a policeman pushed his way through
-the crowd.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Officer, arrest this woman,&#8221; commanded Major
-Simpson officiously, pointing an accusing finger
-at the grinning Josie. &#8220;I fancy, madam,
-you will find this no laughing matter when you
-are safely behind bars.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, yes! She is the culprit!&#8221; cried the
-handcuffed beggar. &#8220;Good Mr. Officer, let me
-loose. I have done nothing but sit here trying
-in my poor-r way to make a living selling the
-pencils&mdash;and see, I am a good American, because
-I sell only the red, white and blue of our flag.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Do your duty, officer,&#8221; insisted Major Simpson.
-&#8220;Arrest this young woman. She is a shoplifter
-and depraved beyond belief for one so er&mdash;er&mdash;young.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And beautiful,&#8221; smirked the irrepressible
-Josie. She then turned to the officer, all levity of
-manner falling from her. &#8220;I am detective Josie
-O&#8217;Gorman, Sergeant Fagan. I have just caught
-this boy red-handed. Open his father&#8217;s coat and
-you will find a heap of costly lace which has been
-stolen from Burnett &amp; Burnett within the last
-few minutes. I&#8217;ll turn this youth over to you.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_197"></a>[197]</span>
-I am sure his case is one for the juvenile court
-to deal with. The father, who goes by the name
-of Kambourian and lives at 11 Meadow Street,
-is the one to arrest.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The lace was found just as Josie had said,
-three bunches of it hidden in the ragged coat of
-the patch-eyed beggar. The patrol wagon was
-called and father and son were carried off, Kambourian
-loudly asserting his innocence in spite
-of the lace found in his manly bosom. He declared
-to the end that he had no idea how it had
-got there.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll follow as soon as I can wash my face,&#8221;
-Josie whispered to Sergeant Fagan. &#8220;Keep a
-close watch on the old bird. I believe the young
-one, poor fellow, is glad the thing has broken
-and I fancy you&#8217;ll have no trouble with him.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Burnett had been a silent witness to the
-encounter between Josie and Major Simpson&mdash;silent
-and amused. He had promised Josie to let
-her manage the affair and he had done so, although
-he had been sorely tempted to step in and
-interfere when the self satisfied old gentleman
-had so peremptorily commanded the policeman
-to arrest the little detective. Now he wondered
-what stand Major Simpson would take and for<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_198"></a>[198]</span>
-a moment felt sorry for the hereditary employee
-of the firm of Burnett &amp; Burnett. He need not
-have wasted his sympathy, however, as that gentleman&#8217;s
-self esteem was proof against any shock.
-He immediately took possession of the stolen lace
-as though he, and he alone, had been responsible
-for its recovery.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah, yes, I was sure we could track down the
-criminal. A little patience and eternal vigilance
-and lo, the thief is caught!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Exactly!&#8221; said Josie, &#8220;but not always the
-right thief.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Patience, I say, patience and astuteness will
-unravel any mystery,&#8221; continued Major Simpson,
-ignoring Josie&#8217;s remark. &#8220;You will remember,
-Mr. Burnett, that I said from the beginning that
-Miss O&#8217;Gorman was not what she seemed. You
-will grant me that, eh?&#8221; And thus did the old
-man talk on and on, seeming actually to feel that
-it was his cleverness that had caught the shoplifters.</p>
-
-<p>The net had closed around the Kambourians&mdash;husband,
-wife and son. The search warrant revealed
-a great store of stolen articles, taken not
-only from Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s but from almost
-every shop in Wakely; dainty, choice articles, just<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_199"></a>[199]</span>
-the kind with which to stock a novelty shop, which
-had been Madame Kambourian&#8217;s ambition.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;We had only just acqui-r-r-ed enough
-things,&#8221; she wailed after she and her husband
-were sentenced to a term in the penitentiary.
-&#8220;And I would have been all moved and away if
-that bad, bad per-r-son had not warned the author-r-ities
-that I was planning to flit. Such a
-kind looking per-r-son too! But one nevair-r-e
-can tell who is false.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Be it said in favor of Kambourian, the
-man, that his deepest concern was for &#8220;poor
-Mamma&#8221; and his chief regret that she should
-not have escaped.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;If she had only told us that the young lady
-had bought the paper in which the articles of
-value were twisted we would have been more careful,&#8221;
-he said to Jimmy Blaine, who interviewed
-him for the great soul stirring scoop. &#8220;She
-merely said the lace and things had been lost.
-We had no knowledge how and we did not question
-poor Mamma too closely because we are always
-so tender of her. She is so gay and we did
-so hate to make her sad. This beggar&#8217;s life was
-hard on poor Mamma&mdash;to sit all day and whine
-for pennies when she loved so to live and be<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_200"></a>[200]</span>
-happy. And clothes&mdash;ah <i>mon Dieu</i>, how poor
-Mamma does love to dress up&mdash;yes&mdash;yes&mdash;I,
-too, like the life. Ah me! All that is to be postponed&mdash;but
-perhaps&mdash;some day&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The boy, Roy, was taken before the juvenile
-court where the wise young judge listened to all
-Josie had to tell him of the unfortunate environment
-in which he had been raised. She told of
-the conversation she had overheard through the
-open window and of the boy&#8217;s evident reluctance
-to proceed in the dishonest course mapped out
-for him by his parents.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; the boy told the judge, &#8220;I have hated
-it always, but because I had the knack of mimicry
-and could pass myself off for a girl I was forced
-to wear those fool clothes and pretend I was
-&#8216;Miss Fauntleroy.&#8217; I despised myself all the
-time, despised myself and began to despise them,
-I mean my mother and father, although they did
-love me and were always kind to me except that
-they made a thief of me. Of course if I was going
-to be a thief I determined to be the very cleverest
-thief in the business, and if it had not been
-for you, Miss O&#8217;Gorman, I believe I could have
-been. Anyhow I am glad it is all over and I&#8217;m
-going to be as straight now as I used to be<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_201"></a>[201]</span>
-crooked. All I want is a chance. Gee, I&#8217;m glad
-to be able to wear pants all the time! I never
-have been a sissy, and many is the time I felt
-like jumping in the river when I had to wear those
-silly skirts and picture hats. It was poor Mamma&#8217;s
-fault. Not that I blame her, for she did
-so want to have a nice little shop of her own and
-dress up in pretty things. She always said when
-once we got together enough things we would go
-into a real business and stop stealing. Poor
-Mamma! I wish I could do something for her.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie thought that a prison term might do more
-for poor Mamma than anything else. At least
-it might teach her that honesty was the best policy
-for her to pursue in the future.</p>
-
-<p>A chance was given Roy. The judge of the
-juvenile court sent him to an industrial school
-where it would be possible for him to work out
-his own salvation. He was as a brand snatched
-from the burning and, by God&#8217;s grace, snatched
-in time. Josie was sorry for the youth and Mary
-Leslie wept many tears in her pity.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;He was so handsome,&#8221; she sobbed.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;He still is,&#8221; consoled Josie, &#8220;and now it
-can be &#8216;Handsome is as handsome does,&#8217; as my
-father used to say. This thing broke just in time<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_202"></a>[202]</span>
-to save that poor boy from becoming a confirmed
-criminal. As it is, I bet anything he&#8217;ll pull
-through and come out of that school a good fellow
-and a useful citizen. He is interested in the stage
-and I hope he&#8217;ll do something big in the dramatic
-line some day. The way he acted <i>Miss
-Fauntleroy</i> was little short of genius.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Perhaps he&#8217;ll come out all right,&#8221; said Mrs.
-Leslie, &#8220;but I have my doubts about foreigners.
-Anyhow I am glad we took you to board, Josie,
-because it has made life much more interesting.
-Just to think of Mr. Burnett&#8217;s writing me a letter
-of thanks for the part I took in helping to
-catch that woman! Of course I appreciate the
-handsome check he sent me and the fur jacket
-he sent Mary, but I think more of the letter than
-I do of the check and the jacket. After all, the
-detective tales I have read did something for
-me, if only to make me keep my eyes open for
-mix-ups.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Major Simpson decided after due consideration
-to accept Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s offer of a pension
-and he determined to retire from the active labors
-of a detective.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of course this is a good time to retire, while
-I am yet in the hey-dey of my powers,&#8221; he was<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_203"></a>[203]</span>
-heard to say to Miss Willie at Maison Blanche.
-Mrs. Trescott was the person who heard him say
-it and it was with difficulty that she controlled
-her merriment. &#8220;I have just been the means
-of tracking down for my firm a family of desperate
-criminals and&mdash;er&mdash;er&mdash;out of gratitude
-to me the Burnett Brothers have offered to
-pension me on&mdash;er&mdash;er&mdash;full pay.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;How wonderful!&#8221; trilled Miss Willie. &#8220;But
-you will remain in Wakely, surely?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah, yes! In fact I should not like to go far
-from Burnett &amp; Burnett&#8217;s because they may need
-my advice at any moment. My advice&mdash;er&mdash;er&mdash;is
-most important.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josie had made many friends at Burnett &amp;
-Burnett&#8217;s, and they were one and all very sorry
-that she was leaving the notion counter and
-Wakely.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;We felt all the time that you were a little
-different,&#8221; Jane Morton told her. &#8220;Min and
-I used to talk about it, but we just thought you
-had picked up more education than we had and
-that was what made you different. If we had
-ever known that you were a detective we might
-have been a little shy. But we have learned that
-a woman detective may also be a human being.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_204"></a>[204]</span>
-As for that &#8216;Miss Fauntleroy,&#8217; my blood boils
-when I think of her&mdash;him. Anyhow we never
-did have much to do with him because we always
-mistrusted her&mdash;er&mdash;him. She never did seem
-natural and now since she has turned out to be
-a boy, I see the reason. One thing to his credit,
-he was a gentleman, even when masquerading as
-a girl, and never tried to get chummy with us.
-I feel a little sorry for him and hope he will turn
-out all right.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>That night Josie accepted Mr. Theodore Burnett&#8217;s
-insistent invitation to take dinner at his
-home. There was no longer any good reason
-for refusal, though in truth she sought no such
-reason.</p>
-
-<p>Never was there a gayer, livelier party. Mr.
-Burnett&#8217;s sisters, May and Lily, vied with one
-another in little acts of gracious hospitality, and
-the aged mother, austerely garbed in a voluminous
-black dress, gave the lie to her years and her
-garb as fires kindled in her deep set eyes at the
-retelling of the capture of the shoplifters. Mr.
-Theodore was high in his praise and colorful in
-his narration.</p>
-
-<p>Josie, vivacious enough in other matters, had
-little to say concerning her latest exploit, having<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_205"></a>[205]</span>
-learned from her father that modesty and justifiable
-pride are becoming handmaidens.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Now, Miss O&#8217;Gorman,&#8221; said Mr. Theodore
-when the dinner was over, &#8220;let us come back to
-a matter of business. You know how we appreciate
-your efforts and how valuable your services
-have been to our firm. However, it is hardly
-to be hoped that this will definitely stop all shoplifting.
-When the story has cooled, the whole
-wretched business will flare up again. Through
-diplomacy we have succeeded in influencing Major
-Simpson to retire on full pay. No doubt he
-deserves it, for as my brother Charles points out,
-loyalty deserves reward, and the Major was certainly
-loyal. Now we are in need of a house detective
-and we are willing to substantially increase
-the pay where results are as certain as
-mere loyalty. A-hem, the&mdash;the place is yours,
-Miss O&#8217;Gorman, if you will take it.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Before the astonished Josie could form a reply
-the aged mother broke in:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I hope you will accept, and I want you to
-come here to live. This is a big house, plenty
-of room, and you will add a great deal of life to
-our colorless world. I have reared four children
-who have been successful in a matter-of-fact way.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_206"></a>[206]</span>
-I feel that I would like to mother you&mdash;you with
-your startling ingenuity. Won&#8217;t you come?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You simply <i>must</i>!&#8221; chorused Lily and May.
-&#8220;Please do. Just think of the things we could
-think up to do,&#8221; and they clapped their hands in
-anticipation.</p>
-
-<p>Josie was troubled. She appreciated the kindness;
-sensed its deep sincerity. But she knew
-her own spirit&mdash;knew that dull routine could not
-long hold her interest.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I am sorry,&#8221; she began simply, &#8220;but I must
-get back to Dorfield and my work. The Higgledy
-Piggledy Shop needs me, and somehow I seem
-to need it. Then, too, Captain Lonsdale writes
-me that there is work to do right away&mdash;a peculiar
-case that he thinks I can handle. I&mdash;I
-simply can&#8217;t tell you how I feel, but surely you
-will understand.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I do,&#8221; nodded the mother. &#8220;You are too
-big a girl for a little place. We will miss you,
-but I am glad that you are ambitious.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It isn&#8217;t ambition,&#8221; answered Josie, and a
-big tear stood in her eye. &#8220;It is a sort of trust,
-the carrying on of my father&#8217;s work.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, well,&#8221; boomed Mr. Theodore, vigorously<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_207"></a>[207]</span>
-blowing his nose, &#8220;you must not forget
-us. Some day you may feel like accepting the
-offer. It is an open one and may bring you back
-to Wakely.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Poof!&#8221; protested Lily. &#8220;As if she must
-wait for <i>that</i> to bring her back. She is going
-to visit us at least once every year and give us
-a complete account of herself&mdash;won&#8217;t you,
-Josie?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d love to,&#8221; Josie answered quietly.</p>
-
-<p>She little realized what the coming year would
-bring and how thrilling would be that first account.
-Some hint of it came to her a few days
-later when she reached Dorfield and called on
-Captain Lonsdale. The task put before her called
-for the best that was in her; an undertaking
-worthy of the efforts of her illustrious father.</p>
-
-<p>Sobered by the importance of the coming quest,
-she seemed to have lost some of her spontaneity
-when her friends, Irene and Mary Louise, rapturously
-greeted her return to the Higgledy Piggledy
-Shop.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;My dear,&#8221; said Mary Louise a little later
-when the first warm gush of welcome was over,
-&#8220;you have changed. You seem so quiet and&mdash;and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_208"></a>[208]</span>
-sort of sweetly pensive. I declare, Irene, I
-believe she is in love.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I am,&#8221; said Josie, comically wriggling her
-nose in her old manner, &#8220;with my work.&#8221;</p>
-
-
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-<div class="chapter">
-<p class="ph2">TRANSCRIBER&#8217;S NOTES:</p>
-</div>
-
-
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-
-<p>Inconsistencies in hyphenation have been standardized.</p>
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