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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK SOME DO NOT... ***
-SOME DO NOT. . .
-
-A NOVEL
-
-
-
-BY
-
-FORD MADOX FORD
-
-
-
-AUTHOR OF "THE MARSDEN CASE," "MISTER BOSPHORUS
-AND THE MUSES," ETC., ETC.
-
-
-
-London: DUCKWORTH AND COMPANY
-3, HENRIETTA STREET, COVENT GARDEN, W.C. 2
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-PART ONE
-CHAPTER I
-CHAPTER II
-CHAPTER III
-CHAPTER IV
-CHAPTER V
-CHAPTER VI
-CHAPTER VII
-PART II
-CHAPTER I
-CHAPTER II
-CHAPTER III
-CHAPTER IV
-CHAPTER V
-CHAPTER VI
-
-
-
-
-PART ONE
-
-
-
-
-I
-
-
-The two young men--they were of the English public official class--sat
-in the perfectly appointed railway carriage. The leather straps to the
-windows were of virgin newness; the mirrors beneath the new luggage
-racks immaculate as if they had reflected very little; the bulging
-upholstery in its luxuriant, regulated curves was scarlet and yellow in
-an intricate, minute dragon pattern, the design of a geometrician in
-Cologne. The compartment smelt faintly, hygienically of admirable
-varnish; the train ran as smoothly--Tietjens remembered thinking--as
-British gilt-edged securities. It travelled fast; yet had it swayed or
-jolted over the rail joints, except at the curve before Tonbridge or
-over the points at Ashford where these eccentricities are expected and
-allowed for, Macmaster, Tietjens felt certain, would have written to the
-company. Perhaps he would even have written to the _Times_.
-
-Their class administered the world, not merely the newly-created
-Imperial Department of Statistics under Sir Reginald Ingleby. If they
-saw policemen misbehave, railway porters lack civility, an insufficiency
-of street lamps, defects in public services or in foreign countries,
-they saw to it, either with nonchalant Balliol voices, or with letters
-to the _Times_, asking in regretful indignation: "Has the British This
-or That come to _this_!" Or they wrote, in the serious reviews of which
-so many still survived, articles taking under their care, manners, the
-Arts, diplomacy, inter-Imperial trade or the personal reputations of
-deceased statesmen and men of letters.
-
-Macmaster, that is to say, would do all that: of himself Tietjens was
-not so certain. There sat Macmaster; smallish; Whig; with a trimmed,
-pointed black beard, such as a smallish man might wear to enhance his
-already germinated distinction; black hair of a stubborn fibre, drilled
-down with hard metal brushes; a sharp nose; strong, level teeth; a
-white, butterfly collar of the smoothness of porcelain; a tie confined
-by a gold ring, steel-blue speckled with black--to match his eyes, as
-Tietjens knew.
-
-Tietjens, on the other hand, could not remember what coloured tie he had
-on. He had taken a cab from the office to their rooms, had got himself
-into a loose, tailored coat and trousers, and a soft shirt, had packed,
-quickly, but still methodically, a great number of things in an immense
-two-handled kit-bag, which you could throw into a guard's van if need
-be. He disliked letting that "man" touch his things; he had disliked
-letting his wife's maid pack for him. He even disliked letting porters
-carry his kit-bag. He was a Tory--and as he disliked changing his
-clothes, there he sat, on the journey, already in large, brown,
-hugely-welted and nailed golf boots, leaning forward on the edge of the
-cushion, his legs apart, on each knee an immense white hand--and
-thinking vaguely.
-
-Macmaster, on the other hand, was leaning back, reading some small,
-unbound printed sheets, rather stiff, frowning a little. Tietjens knew
-that this was, for Macmaster, an impressive moment. He was correcting
-the proofs of his first book.
-
-To this affair, as Tietjens knew, there attached themselves many fine
-shades. If, for instance, you had asked Macmaster whether he were a
-writer, he would have replied with the merest suggestion of a
-deprecatory shrug.
-
-"No, dear lady!" for of course no man would ask the question of anyone
-so obviously a man of the world. And he would continue with a smile:
-"Nothing so fine! A mere trifler at odd moments. A critic, perhaps. Yes!
-A little of a critic."
-
-Nevertheless Macmaster moved in drawing-rooms that, with long curtains,
-blue china plates, large-patterned wallpapers and large, quiet mirrors,
-sheltered the long-haired of the Arts. And, as near as possible to the
-dear ladies who gave the At Homes, Macmaster could keep up the talk--a
-little magisterially. He liked to be listened to with respect when he
-spoke of Botticelli, Rossetti, and those early Italian artists whom he
-called "The Primitives." Tietjens had seen him there. And he didn't
-disapprove.
-
-For, if they weren't, these gatherings, Society; they formed a stage on
-the long and careful road to a career in a first-class Government
-office. And, utterly careless as Tietjens imagined himself of careers or
-offices, he was, if sardonically, quite sympathetic towards his friend's
-ambitiousnesses. It was an odd friendship, but the oddnesses of
-friendships are a frequent guarantee of their lasting texture.
-
-The youngest son of a Yorkshire country gentleman, Tietjens himself was
-entitled to the best--the best that first-class public offices and
-first-class people could afford. He was without ambition, but these
-things would come to him as they do in England. So he could afford to be
-negligent of his attire, of the company he kept, of the opinions he
-uttered. He had a little private income under his mother's settlement; a
-little income from the Imperial Department of Statistics; he had married
-a woman of means, and he was, in the Tory manner, sufficiently a master
-of flouts and jeers to be listened to when he spoke. He was twenty-six;
-but, very big, in a fair, untidy, Yorkshire way, he carried more weight
-than his age warranted. His chief, Sir Reginald Ingleby, when Tietjens
-chose to talk of public tendencies which influenced statistics, would
-listen with attention. Sometimes Sir Reginald would say: "You're a
-perfect encyclopædia of exact material knowledge, Tietjens," and
-Tietjens thought that that was his due, and he would accept the tribute
-in silence.
-
-At a word from Sir Reginald, Macmaster, on the other hand, would murmur:
-"You're very good, Sir Reginald!" and Tietjens thought that perfectly
-proper.
-
-Macmaster was a little the senior in the service as he was probably a
-little the senior in age. For, as to his room-mate's years, or as to his
-exact origins, there was a certain blank in Tietjens' knowledge.
-Macmaster was obviously Scotch by birth, and you accepted him as what
-was called a son of the manse. No doubt he was really the son of a
-grocer in Cupar or a railway porter in Edinburgh. It does not matter
-with the Scotch, and as he was very properly reticent as to his
-ancestry, having accepted him, you didn't, even mentally, make any
-enquiries.
-
-Tietjens always had accepted Macmaster--at Clifton, at Cambridge, in
-Chancery Lane and in their rooms at Gray's Inn. So for Macmaster he had
-a very deep affection--even a gratitude. And Macmaster might be
-considered as returning these feelings. Certainly he had always done his
-best to be of service to Tietjens. Already at the Treasury and attached
-as private secretary to Sir Reginald Ingleby, whilst Tietjens was still
-at Cambridge, Macmaster had brought to the notice of Sir Reginald
-Tietjens' many great natural gifts, and Sir Reginald, being on the
-look-out for young men for his ewe lamb, his newly-founded department,
-had very readily accepted Tietjens as his third in command. On the other
-hand, it had been Tietjens' father who had recommended Macmaster to the
-notice of Sir Thomas Block at the Treasury itself. And, indeed, the
-Tietjens' family had provided a little money--that was Tietjens' mother
-really--to get Macmaster through Cambridge and install him in Town. He
-had repaid the small sum--paying it partly by finding room in his
-chambers for Tietjens when in turn he came to Town.
-
-With a Scots young man such a position had been perfectly possible.
-Tietjens had been able to go to his fair, ample, saintly mother in her
-morning-room and say:
-
-"Look here, mother, that fellow Macmaster! He'll need a little money to
-get through the University," and his mother would answer:
-
-"Yes, my dear. How much?"
-
-With an English young man of the lower orders that would have left a
-sense of class obligation. With Macmaster it just didn't.
-
-During Tietjens' late trouble--for four months before Tietjens' wife had
-left him to go abroad with another man--Macmaster had filled a place
-that no other man could have filled. For the basis of Christopher
-Tietjens' emotional existence was a complete taciturnity--at any rate as
-to his emotions. As Tietjens saw the world, you didn't "talk." Perhaps
-you didn't even think about how you felt.
-
-And, indeed, his wife's flight had left him almost completely without
-emotions that he could realise, and he had not spoken more than twenty
-words at most about the event. Those had been mostly to his father, who,
-very tall, very largely built, silver-haired and erect, had drifted, as
-it were, into Macmaster's drawing-room in Gray's Inn, and after five
-minutes of silence had said:
-
-"You will divorce?"
-
-Christopher had answered:
-
-"No! No one but a blackguard would ever submit a woman to the ordeal of
-divorce."
-
-Mr. Tietjens had suggested that, and after an interval had asked:
-
-"You will permit her to divorce you?"
-
-He had answered:
-
-"If she wishes it. There's the child to be considered." Mr. Tietjens
-said:
-
-"You will get her settlement transferred to the child?" Christopher
-answered:
-
-"If it can be done without friction."
-
-Mr. Tietjens had commented only:
-
-"Ah!" Some minutes later he had said:
-
-"Your mother's very well." Then: "That motor-plough _didn't_ answer,"
-and then: "I shall be dining at the club."
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"May I bring Macmaster in, sir? You said you would put him up."
-
-Mr. Tietjens answered:
-
-"Yes, do. Old General ffolliott will be there. He'll second him. He'd
-better make his acquaintance." He had gone away.
-
-Tietjens considered that his relationship with his father was an almost
-perfect one. They were like two men in the club--the _only_ club;
-thinking so alike that there was no need to talk. His father had spent a
-great deal of time abroad before succeeding to the estate. When, over
-the moors, he went into the industrial town that he owned, he drove
-always in a coach-and-four. Tobacco smoke had never been known inside
-Groby Hall: Mr. Tietjens had twelve pipes filled every morning by his
-head gardener and placed in rose bushes down the drive. These he smoked
-during the day. He farmed a good deal of his own land; had sat for
-Holdernesse from 1876 to 1881, but had not presented himself for
-election after the re-distribution of seats; he was patron of eleven
-livings; rode to hounds every now and then, and shot fairly regularly.
-He had three other sons and two daughters, and was now sixty-one.
-
-To his sister Effie, on the day after his wife's elopement, Christopher
-had said over the telephone:
-
-"Will you take Tommie for an indefinite period? Marchant will come with
-him. She offers to take charge of your two youngest as well, so you'll
-save a maid, and I'll pay their board and a bit over."
-
-The voice of his sister--from Yorkshire--had answered:
-
-"Certainly, Christopher." She was the wife of a vicar, near Groby, and
-she had several children.
-
-To Macmaster Tietjens had said:
-
-"Sylvia has left me with that fellow Perowne."
-
-Macmaster had answered only: "Ah!"
-
-Tietjens had continued:
-
-"I'm letting the house and warehousing the furniture. Tommie is going to
-my sister Effie. Marchant is going with him."
-
-Macmaster had said:
-
-"Then you'll be wanting your old rooms." Macmaster occupied a very large
-storey of the Gray's Inn buildings. After Tietjens had left him on his
-marriage he had continued to enjoy solitude, except that his man had
-moved down from the attic to the bedroom formerly occupied by Tietjens.
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I'll come in to-morrow night if I may. That will give Ferens time to
-get back into his attic."
-
-That morning, at breakfast, four months having passed, Tietjens had
-received a letter from his wife. She asked, without any contrition at
-all, to be taken back. She was fed-up with Perowne and Brittany.
-
-Tietjens looked up at Macmaster. Macmaster was already half out of his
-chair, looking at him with enlarged, steel-blue eyes, his beard
-quivering. By the time Tietjens spoke Macmaster had his hand on the neck
-of the cut-glass brandy decanter in the brown wood tantalus. Tietjens
-said:
-
-"Sylvia asks me to take her back."
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"Have a little of this!"
-
-Tietjens was about to say: "No," automatically. He changed that to:
-
-"Yes. Perhaps. A liqueur glass."
-
-He noticed that the lip of the decanter agitated, tinkling on the glass.
-Macmaster must be trembling.
-
-Macmaster, with his back still turned, said:
-
-"Shall you take her back?"
-
-Tietjens answered:
-
-"I imagine so." The brandy warmed his chest in its descent. Macmaster
-said:
-
-"Better have another."
-
-Tietjens answered:
-
-"Yes. Thanks."
-
-Macmaster went on with his breakfast and his letters. So did Tietjens.
-Ferens came in, removed the bacon plates and set on the table a silver
-water-heated dish that contained poached eggs and haddock. A long time
-afterwards Tietjens said:
-
-"Yes, in principle I'm determined to. But I shall take three days to
-think out the details."
-
-He seemed to have no feelings about the matter. Certain insolent phrases
-in Sylvia's letter hung in his mind. He preferred a letter like that.
-The brandy made no difference to his mentality, but it seemed to keep
-him from shivering.
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"Suppose we go down to Rye by the 11.40. We could get a round after tea
-now the days are long. I want to call on a parson near there. He has
-helped me with my book."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Did your poet know parsons? But of course he did. Duchemin is the name,
-isn't it?"
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"We could call about two-thirty. That will be all right in the country.
-We stay till four with a cab outside. We can be on the first tee at
-five. If we like the course we'll stay next day: then Tuesday at Hythe
-and Wednesday at Sandwich. Or we could stay at Rye all your three days."
-
-"It will probably suit me better to keep moving," Tietjens said. "There
-are those British Columbia figures of yours. If we took a cab now I
-could finish them for you in an hour and twelve minutes. Then British
-North America can go to the printers. It's only 8.30 now."
-
-Macmaster said, with some concern:
-
-"Oh, but you _couldn't_. I can make our going all right with Sir
-Reginald," Tietjens said.
-
-"Oh, yes I can. Ingleby will be pleased if you tell him they're
-finished. I'll have them ready for you to give him when he comes at
-ten."
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"What an extraordinary fellow you are, Chrissie. Almost a genius!"
-
-"Oh," Tietjens answered. "I was looking at your papers yesterday after
-you'd left and I've got most of the totals in my head. I was thinking
-about them before I went to sleep. I think you make a mistake in
-overestimating the pull of Klondyke this year on the population. The
-passes are open, but relatively no one is going through. I'll add a note
-to that effect."
-
-In the cab he said:
-
-"I'm sorry to bother you with my beastly affairs. But how will it affect
-you and the office?"
-
-"The office," Macmaster said, "not at all. It is supposed that Sylvia is
-nursing Mrs. Satterthwaite abroad. As for me, I wish . . . ."--he closed
-his small, strong teeth--"I wish you would drag the woman through the
-mud. By God I do! Why should she mangle you for the rest of your life?
-She's done enough!"
-
-Tietjens gazed out over the flap of the cab.
-
-That explained a question. Some days before, a young man, a friend of
-his wife's rather than of his own, had approached him in the club and
-had said that he hoped Mrs. Satterthwaite--his wife's mother--was
-better. He said now:
-
-"I see. Mrs. Satterthwaite has probably gone abroad to cover up Sylvia's
-retreat. She's a sensible woman, if a bitch."
-
-The hansom ran through nearly empty streets, it being very early for the
-public official quarters. The hoofs of the horse clattered
-precipitately. Tietjens preferred a hansom, horses being made for
-gentlefolk. He had known nothing of how his fellows had viewed his
-affairs. It was breaking up a great, numb inertia to enquire.
-
-During the last few months he had employed himself in tabulating from
-memory the errors in the _Encyclopœdia Britannica_, of which a new
-edition had lately appeared. He had even written an article for a dull
-monthly on the subject. It had been so caustic as to miss its mark,
-rather. He despised people who used works of reference; but the point of
-view had been so unfamiliar that his article had galled no one's
-withers, except possibly Macmaster's. Actually it had pleased Sir
-Reginald Ingleby, who had been glad to think that he had under him a
-young man with a memory so tenacious and so encyclopædic a
-knowledge. . . .
-
-That had been a congenial occupation, like a long drowse. Now he had to
-make enquiries. He said:
-
-"And my breaking up the establishment at twenty-nine? How's that viewed?
-I'm not going to have a house again."
-
-"It's considered," Macmaster answered, "that Lowndes Street did not
-agree with Mrs. Satterthwaite. That accounted for her illness. Drains
-wrong. I may say that Sir Reginald entirely--expressly--approves. He
-does not think that young married men in Government offices should keep
-up expensive establishments in the S.W. district."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Damn him." He added: "He's probably right though." He then said:
-"Thanks. That's all I want to know. A certain discredit has always
-attached to cuckolds. Very properly. A man ought to be able to keep his
-wife."
-
-Macmaster exclaimed anxiously:
-
-"No! No! Chrissie."
-
-Tietjens continued:
-
-"And a first-class public office is very like a public school. It might
-very well object to having a man whose wife had bolted amongst its
-members. I remember Clifton hated it when the Governors decided to admit
-the first Jew and the first nigger."
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"I wish you wouldn't go on."
-
-"There was a fellow," Tietjens continued, "whose land was next to ours.
-Conder his name was. His wife was habitually unfaithful to him. She used
-to retire with some fellow for three months out of every year. Conder
-never moved a finger. But we felt Groby and the neighbourhood were
-unsafe. It was awkward introducing him--not to mention her--in your
-drawing-room. All sorts of awkwardnesses. Everyone knew the younger
-children weren't Conder's. A fellow married the youngest daughter and
-took over the hounds. And not a soul called on her. It wasn't rational
-or just. But that's why society distrusts the cuckold, really. It never
-knows when it mayn't be driven into something irrational and unjust."
-
-"But you _aren't_," Macmaster said with real anguish, "going to let
-Sylvia behave like that."
-
-"I don't know," Tietjens said. "How am I to stop it? Mind you, I think
-Conder was quite right. Such calamities are the will of God. A gentleman
-accepts them. If the woman won't divorce, he _must_ accept them, and it
-get's talked about. You seem to have made it all right this time. You
-and, I suppose, Mrs. Satterthwaite between you. But you won't be always
-there. Or I might come across another woman."
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"Ah!" and after a moment:
-
-"What then?"
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"God knows . . . There's that poor little beggar to be considered.
-Marchant says he's beginning to talk broad Yorkshire already."
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"If it wasn't for that. . . . That would be a solution."
-
-Tietjens said: "Ah!"
-
-When he paid the cabman, in front of a grey cement portal with a gabled
-arch, reaching up, he said:
-
-"You've been giving the mare less licorice in her mash. I told you she'd
-go better."
-
-The cabman, with a scarlet, varnished face, a shiny hat, a drab
-box-cloth coat and a gardenia in his buttonhole, said:
-
-"Ah! Trust you to remember, sir."
-
-
-In the train, from beneath his pile of polished dressing and despatch
-cases--Tietjens had thrown his immense kit-bag with his own hands into
-the guard's van--Macmaster looked across at his friend. It was, for him,
-a great day. Across his face were the proof-sheets of his first, small,
-delicate-looking volume. . . . A small page, the type black and still
-odorous! He had the agreeable smell of the printer's ink in his
-nostrils; the fresh paper was still a little damp. In his white, rather
-spatulate, always slightly cold fingers, was the pressure of the small,
-flat, gold pencil he had purchased especially for these corrections. He
-had found none to make.
-
-He had expected a wallowing of pleasure--almost the only sensuous
-pleasure he had allowed himself for many months. Keeping up the
-appearances of an English gentleman on an exiguous income was no mean
-task. But to wallow in your own phrases, to be rejoiced by the savour of
-your own shrewd pawkinesses, to feel your rhythm balanced and yet
-sober--that is a pleasure beyond most, and an inexpensive one at that.
-He had had it from mere "articles"--on the philosophies and domestic
-lives of such great figures as Carlyle and Mill, or on the expansion of
-inter-colonial trade. This was a book.
-
-He relied upon it to consolidate his position. In the office they were
-mostly "born," and not vastly sympathetic. There was a sprinkling,
-too--it was beginning to be a large one--of young men who had obtained
-their entry by merit or by sheer industry. These watched promotions
-jealously, discerning nepotic increases of increment and clamouring
-amongst themselves at favouritisms.
-
-To these he had been able to turn a cold shoulder. His intimacy with
-Tietjens permitted him to be rather on the "born" side of the
-institution, his agreeableness--he knew he was agreeable and useful!--to
-Sir Reginald Ingleby, protecting him in the main from unpleasantness.
-His "articles" had given him a certain right to an austerity of
-demeanour; his book he trusted to let him adopt an almost judicial
-attitude. He would then be _the_ Mr. Macmaster, the critic, the
-authority. And the first-class departments are not adverse from having
-distinguished men as ornaments to their company; at any rate the
-promotion of the distinguished are not objected to. So Macmaster
-saw--almost physically--Sir Reginald Ingleby perceiving the empressement
-with which his valued subordinate was treated in the drawing-rooms of
-Mrs. Leamington, Mrs. Cressy, the Hon. Mrs. de Limoux; Sir Reginald
-would perceive that, for he was not a reader himself of much else than
-Government publications, and he would feel fairly safe in making easy
-the path of his critically-gifted and austere young helper. The son of a
-very poor shipping clerk in an obscure Scotch harbour town, Macmaster
-had very early decided on the career that he would make. As between the
-heroes of Mr. Smiles, an author enormously popular in Macmaster's
-boyhood, and the more distinctly intellectual achievements open to the
-very poor Scot, Macmaster had had no difficulty in choosing. A pit lad
-_may_ rise to be a mine owner; a hard, gifted, unsleeping Scots youth,
-pursuing unobtrusively and unobjectionably a course of study and of
-public usefulness, _will_ certainly achieve distinction, security and
-the quiet admiration of those around him. It was the difference between
-the _may_ and the _will_, and Macmaster had had no difficulty in making
-his choice. He saw himself by now almost certain of a career that should
-give him at fifty a knighthood, and long before that a competence, a
-drawing-room of his own and a lady who should contribute to his
-unobtrusive fame, she moving about, in that room, amongst the best of
-the intellects of the day, gracious, devoted, a tribute at once to his
-discernment and his achievements. Without some disaster he was sure of
-himself. Disasters come to men through drink, bankruptcy and women.
-Against the first two he knew himself immune, though his expenses had a
-tendency to outrun his income, and he was always a little in debt to
-Tietjens. Tietjens fortunately had means. As to the third, he was not so
-certain. His life had necessarily been starved of women, and, arrived at
-a stage when the female element might, even with due respect to caution,
-be considered as a legitimate feature of his life, he had to fear a
-rashness of choice due to that very starvation. The type of woman he
-needed he knew to exactitude: tall, graceful, dark, loose-gowned,
-passionate yet circumspect, oval-featured, deliberative, gracious to
-every one around her. He could almost hear the very rustle of her
-garments.
-
-And yet . . . He had had passages when a sort of blind unreason had
-attracted him almost to speechlessness towards girls of the most
-giggling, behind-the-counter order, big-bosomed, scarlet-cheeked. It was
-only Tietjens who had saved him from the most questionable
-entanglements.
-
-"Hang it," Tietjens would say, "don't get messing round that trollop.
-All you could do with her would be to set her up in a tobacco shop, and
-she would be tearing your beard out inside the quarter. Let alone you
-can't afford it."
-
-And Macmaster, who would have sentimentalised the plump girl to the tune
-of _Highland Mary_, would for a day damn Tietjens up and down for a
-coarse brute. But at the moment he thanked God for Tietjens. There he
-sat, near to thirty, without an entanglement, a blemish on his health,
-or a worry with regard to any woman.
-
-With deep affection and concern he looked across at his brilliant
-junior, who hadn't saved himself. Tietjens had fallen into the most
-barefaced snare, into the cruellest snare, of the worst woman that could
-be imagined.
-
-And Macmaster suddenly realised that he wasn't wallowing, as he had
-imagined that he would, in the sensuous current of his prose. He had
-begun spiritedly with the first neat square of a paragraph. . . .
-Certainly his publishers had done well by him in the matter of print:
-
-
-"Whether we consider him as the imaginer of mysterious, sensuous and
-exact plastic beauty; as the manipulator of sonorous, rolling and
-full-mouthed lines; of words as full of colour as were his canvases; or
-whether we regard him as the deep philosopher, elucidating and drawing
-his illumination from the arcana of a mystic hardly greater than
-himself, to Gabriel Charles Dante Rossetti, the subject of this little
-monograph, must be accorded the name of one who has profoundly
-influenced the outward aspects, the human contacts, and all those things
-that go to make up the life of our higher civilisation as we live it
-to-day. . . ."
-
-
-Macmaster realised that he had only got thus far with his prose, and had
-got thus far without any of the relish that he had expected, and that
-then he had turned to the middle paragraph of page three--after the end
-of his exordium. His eyes wandered desultorily along the line:
-
-
-"The subject of these pages was born in the western central district of
-the metropolis in the year . . ."
-
-
-The words conveyed nothing to him at all. He understood that that was
-because he hadn't got over that morning. He had looked up from his
-coffee-cup--over the rim--and had taken in a blue-grey sheet of
-notepaper in Tietjens' fingers, shaking, inscribed, in the large,
-broad-nibbed writing of that detestable harridan. And Tietjens had been
-staring--staring with the intentness of a maddened horse--at his,
-Macmaster's, face! And grey! Shapeless! The nose like a pallid triangle
-on a bladder of lard! That was Tietjens' face. . . .
-
-He could still feel the blow, physical, in the pit of his stomach! He
-had thought Tietjens was going mad: that he _was_ mad. It had passed.
-Tietjens had assumed the mask of his indolent, insolent self. At the
-office, but later, he had delivered an extraordinarily forceful--and
-quite rude--lecture to Sir Reginald on his reasons for differing from
-the official figures of population movements in the western territories.
-Sir Reginald had been much impressed. The figures were wanted for a
-speech of the Colonial Minister--or an answer to a question--and Sir
-Reginald had promised to put Tietjens' views before the great man. That
-was the sort of thing to do a young fellow good--because it got kudos
-for the office. They had to work on figures provided by the Colonial
-Governments, and if they could correct those fellows by sheer brain
-work--that scored.
-
-But there sat Tietjens, in his grey tweeds, his legs apart, lumpish,
-clumsy, his tallowy, intelligent-looking hands drooping inert between
-his legs, his eyes gazing at a coloured photograph of the port of
-Boulogne beside the mirror beneath the luggage rack. Blonde,
-high-coloured, vacant apparently, you couldn't tell what in the world he
-was thinking of. The mathematical theory of waves, very likely, or slips
-in some one's article on Arminianism. For, absurd as it seemed,
-Macmaster knew that he knew next to nothing of his friend's feelings. As
-to them, practically no confidences had passed between them. Just two:
-
-On the night before his starting for his wedding in Paris Tietjens had
-said to him:
-
-"Vinny, old fellow, it's a back door way out of it. She's bitched _me_."
-
-And once, rather lately, he had said:
-
-"Damn it! I don't even know if the child's my own!"
-
-This last confidence had shocked Macmaster so irremediably--the child
-had been a seven months' child, rather ailing, and Tietjens' clumsy
-tenderness towards it had been so marked that, even without this
-nightmare, Macmaster had been affected by the sight of them
-together--that confidence then had pained Macmaster so frightfully, it
-was so appalling, that Macmaster had regarded it almost as an insult. It
-was the sort of confidence a man didn't make to his equal, but only to
-solicitors, doctors, or the clergy who are not quite men. Or, at any
-rate, such confidences are not made between men without appeals for
-sympathy, and Tietjens had made no appeal for sympathy. He had just
-added sardonically:
-
-"She gives me the benefit of the agreeable doubt. And she's as good as
-said as much to Marchant"--Marchant had been Tietjens' old nurse.
-
-
-Suddenly--and as if in a sort of unconscious losing of his
-head--Macmaster remarked:
-
-"You can't say the man wasn't a poet!"
-
-The remark had been, as it were, torn from him, because he had observed,
-in the strong light of the compartment, that half of Tietjens' forelock
-and a roundish patch behind it was silvery white. That might have been
-going on for weeks: you live beside a man and notice his changes very
-little. Yorkshire men of fresh colour and blondish often go speckled
-with white very young; Tietjens had had a white hair or two at the age
-of fourteen, very noticeable in the sunlight when he had taken his cap
-off to bowl.
-
-But Macmaster's mind, taking appalled change, had felt assured that
-Tietjens had gone white with the shock of his wife's letter: in four
-hours! That meant that terrible things must be going on within him; his
-thoughts, at all costs, must be distracted. The mental process in
-Macmaster had been quite subconscious. He would not, advisedly, have
-introduced the painter-poet as a topic.
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I haven't said anything at all that I can remember."
-
-The obstinacy of his hard race awakened in Macmaster:
-
-"'Since,'" he quoted, 'when we stand side by side
-
-
-Only hands may meet,
-Better half this weary world
-Lay between us, sweet!
-Better far tho' hearts may break
-Bid farewell for aye!
-Lest thy sad eyes, meeting mine,
-Tempt my soul away!'
-
-
-"You can't," he continued, "say that that isn't poetry! Great poetry."
-
-"I can't say," Tietjens answered contemptuously. "I don't read poetry
-except Byron. But it's a filthy picture. . . ."
-
-Macmaster said uncertainly:
-
-"I don't know that I know the picture. Is it in Chicago?"
-
-"It isn't painted!" Tietjens said. "But it's there!"
-
-He continued with sudden fury:
-
-"Damn it. What's the sense of all these attempts to justify fornication?
-England's mad about it. Well, you've got your John Stuart Mill's and
-your George Eliot's for the high-class thing. Leave the furniture out!
-Or leave me out at least. I tell you it revolts me to think of that
-obese, oily man who never took a bath, in a grease-spotted dressing-gown
-and the underclothes he's slept in, standing beside a five shilling
-model with crimped hair, or some Mrs. W. Three Stars, gazing into a
-mirror that reflects their fetid selves and gilt sunfish and drop
-chandeliers and plates sickening with cold bacon fat and gurgling about
-passion."
-
-Macmaster had gone chalk white, his short beard bristling:
-
-"You daren't . . . you daren't talk like that," he stuttered.
-
-"I _dare_!" Tietjens answered; "but I oughtn't to . . . to you! I admit
-that. But you oughtn't, almost as much, to talk about that stuff to me,
-either. It's an insult to my intelligence."
-
-"Certainly," Macmaster said stiffly, "the moment was not opportune."
-
-"I don't understand what you mean," Tietjens answered. "The moment can
-never be opportune. Let's agree that making a career is a dirty
-business--for me as for you! But decent augurs grin behind their masks.
-They never preach to each other."
-
-"You're getting esoteric," Macmaster said faintly.
-
-"I'll underline," Tietjens went on. "I quite understand that the favour
-of Mrs. Cressy and Mrs. de Limoux is essential to you! They have the ear
-of that old don Ingleby."
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"Damn!"
-
-"I quite agree," Tietjens continued, "I quite approve. It's the game as
-it has always been played. It's the tradition, so it's right. It's been
-sanctioned since the days of the _Précieuses Ridicules_."
-
-"You've a way of putting things," Macmaster said.
-
-"I haven't," Tietjens answered. "It's just because I haven't that what I
-_do_ say sticks out in the minds of fellows like you who are always
-fiddling about after literary expression. But what I do say is this: I
-stand for monogamy."
-
-Macmaster uttered a "_You!_" of amazement.
-
-Tietjens answered with a negligent "_I!_" He continued:
-
-"I stand for monogamy and chastity. And for no talking about it. Of
-course, if a man who's a man wants to have a woman he has her. And
-again, no talking about it. He'd no doubt be in the end better, and
-better off, if he didn't. Just as it would probably be better for him if
-he didn't have the second glass of whisky and soda. . . ."
-
-"You call that monogamy and chastity!" Macmaster interjected.
-
-"I do," Tietjens answered. "And it probably is, at any rate it's clean.
-What is loathsome is all your fumbling in placket-holes and polysyllabic
-Justification by Love. You stand for lachrymose polygamy. That's all
-right if you can get your club to change its rules."
-
-"You're out of my depth," Macmaster said. "And being very disagreeable.
-You appear to be justifying promiscuity. I don't like it."
-
-"I'm probably being disagreeable," Tietjens said. "Jeremiahs usually
-are. But there ought to be a twenty years' close time for discussions of
-sham sexual morality. Your Paolo and Francesca--and Dante's--went, very
-properly, to Hell, and no bones about it. You don't get Dante justifying
-them. But your fellow whines about creeping into Heaven."
-
-"He _doesn't_," Macmaster exclaimed. Tietjens continued with equanimity:
-
-"Now your novelist who writes a book to justify his every tenth or fifth
-seduction of a commonplace young woman in the name of the rights of shop
-boys . . ."
-
-"I'll admit," Macmaster coincided, "that Briggs is going too far. I told
-him only last Thursday at Mrs. Limoux's. . . ."
-
-"I'm not talking of anyone in particular," Tietjens said. "I don't read
-novels. I'm supposing a case. And it's a cleaner case than that of your
-pre-Raphaelite horrors! No! I don't read novels, but I follow
-tendencies. And if a fellow chooses to justify his seductions of
-uninteresting and viewy young females along the lines of freedom and the
-rights of man, it's relatively respectable. It would be better just to
-boast about his conquests in a straightforward and exultant way.
-But . . ."
-
-"You carry joking too far sometimes," Macmaster said. "I've warned you
-about it."
-
-"I'm as solemn as an owl!" Tietjens rejoined. "The lower classes are
-becoming vocal. Why shouldn't they? They're the only people in this
-country who are sound in wind and limb. They'll save the country if the
-country's to be saved."
-
-"And you call yourself a Tory!" Macmaster said.
-
-"The lower classes," Tietjens continued equably, "such of them as get
-through the secondary schools, want irregular and very transitory
-unions. During holidays they go together on personally-conducted tours
-to Switzerland and such places. Wet afternoons they pass in their tiled
-bathrooms, slapping each other hilariously on the backs and splashing
-white enamel paint about."
-
-"You say you don't read novels," Macmaster said, "but I recognise the
-quotation."
-
-"I don't _read_ novels," Tietjens answered. "I know what's in 'em. There
-has been nothing worth _reading_ written in England since the eighteenth
-century except by a woman. . . . But it's natural for your enamel
-splashers to want to see themselves in a bright and variegated
-literature. Why shouldn't they? It's a healthy, human desire, and now
-that printing and paper are cheap they get it satisfied. It's healthy, I
-tell you. Infinitely healthier than . . ." He paused.
-
-"Than what?" Macmaster asked.
-
-"I'm thinking," Tietjens said, "thinking how not to be too rude."
-
-"You want to be rude," Macmaster said bitterly, "to people who lead the
-contemplative . . . the circumspect life."
-
-"It's precisely that," Tietjens said. He quoted:
-
-
-"'She walks the lady of, my delight,
-A shepherdess of sheep;
-She is so circumspect and right:
-She has her thoughts to keep.'"
-
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"Confound you, Chrissie. You know everything."
-
-"Well, yes," Tietjens said musingly, "I think I should want to be rude
-to her. I don't say I should be. Certainly I shouldn't if she were good
-looking. Or if she were your soul's affinity. You can rely on that."
-
-Macmaster had a sudden vision of Tietjens' large and clumsy form walking
-beside the lady of his, Macmaster's, delight, when ultimately she was
-found--walking along the top of a cliff amongst tall grass and poppies
-and making himself extremely agreeable with talk of Tasso and Cimabue.
-All the same, Macmaster imagined, the lady wouldn't like Tietjens. Women
-didn't as a rule. His looks and his silences alarmed them. Or they hated
-him.
-
-. . . Or they liked him very much indeed. And Macmaster said
-conciliatorily:
-
-"Yes, I think I could rely on that!" He added: "All the same I don't
-wonder that . . ."
-
-He had been about to say:
-
-"I don't wonder that Sylvia calls you immoral." For Tietjens' wife
-alleged that Tietjens was detestable. He bored her, she said, by his
-silences; when he did speak she hated him for the immorality of his
-views. . . . But he did not finish his sentence, and Tietjens went on:
-
-"All the same when the war comes it will be these little snobs who will
-save England, because they've the courage to know what they want and to
-say so."
-
-Macmaster said loftily:
-
-"You're extraordinarily old-fashioned at times, Chrissie. You ought to
-know as well as I do that a war is impossible--at any rate with this
-country in it. Simply because . . ." He hesitated and then emboldened
-himself: "_We_--the circumspect--yes, the circumspect classes, will
-pilot the nation through the tight places."
-
-"War, my good fellow," Tietjens said--the train was slowing down
-preparatorily to running into Ashford--"is inevitable, and with this
-country plumb centre in the middle of it. Simply because you fellows are
-such damn hypocrites. There's not a country in the world that trusts us.
-We're always, as it were, committing adultery--like your fellow!--with
-the name of Heaven on our lips." He was jibing again at the subject of
-Macmaster's monograph.
-
-"He never!" Macmaster said in almost a stutter. "He never whined about
-Heaven."
-
-"He did," Tietjens said: "The beastly poem you quoted ends:"
-
-
-"'Better far though hearts may break,
-Since we dare not love,
-Part till we once more may meet
-In a Heaven above.'"
-
-
-And Macmaster, who had been dreading that shot--for he never knew how
-much or how little of any given poem his friend would have by
-heart--Macmaster collapsed, as it were, into fussily getting down his
-dressing-cases and clubs from the rack, a task he usually left to a
-porter. Tietjens who, however much a train might be running into a
-station he was bound for, sat like a rock until it was dead-still, said:
-
-"Yes, a war is inevitable. Firstly, there's you fellows who can't be
-trusted. And then there's the multitude who mean to have bathrooms and
-white enamel. Millions of them; all over the world. Not merely here. And
-there aren't enough bathrooms and white enamel in the world to go round.
-It's like you polygamists with women. There aren't enough women in the
-world to go round to satisfy your insatiable appetites. And there aren't
-enough men in the world to give each woman one. And most women want
-several. So you have divorce cases. I suppose you won't say that because
-you're so circumspect and right there shall be no more divorce? Well,
-war is as inevitable as divorce. . . ."
-
-Macmaster had his head out of the carriage window and was calling for a
-porter.
-
-
-On the platform a number of women in lovely sable cloaks, with purple or
-red jewel cases, with diaphanous silky scarves flying from motor hoods,
-were drifting towards the branch train for Rye, under the shepherding of
-erect, burdened footmen. Two of them nodded to Tietjens.
-
-Macmaster considered that he was perfectly right to be tidy in his
-dress; you never knew whom you mightn't meet on a railway journey. This
-confirmed him as against Tietjens, who preferred to look like a navvy.
-
-A tall, white-haired, white-moustached, red-cheeked fellow limped after
-Tietjens, who was getting his immense bag out of the guard's van. He
-clapped the young man on the shoulder and said:
-
-"Hullo! How's your mother-in-law? Lady Claude wants to know. She says
-come up and pick a bone to-night if you're going to Rye." He had
-extraordinarily blue, innocent eyes.
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Hullo, general," and added: "I believe she's much better. Quite
-restored. This is Macmaster. I think I shall be going over to bring my
-wife back in a day or two. They're both at Lobscheid . . . a German
-spa."
-
-The general said:
-
-"Quite right. It isn't good for a young man to be alone. Kiss Sylvia's
-finger-tips for me. She's the real thing, you lucky beggar." He added, a
-little anxiously: "What about a foursome to-morrow? Paul Sandbach is
-down. He's as crooked as me. We can't do a full round at singles."
-
-"It's your own fault," Tietjens said. "You ought to have gone to my
-bone-setter. Settle it with Macmaster, will you?" He jumped into the
-twilight of the guard's van.
-
-The general looked at Macmaster, a quick, penetrating scrutiny:
-
-"You're _the_ Macmaster," he said. "You would be if you're with
-Chrissie."
-
-A high voice called:
-
-"General! General!"
-
-"I want a word with you," the general said, "about the figures in that
-article you wrote about Pondoland. Figures are all right. But we shall
-lose the beastly country if . . . But we'll talk about it after dinner
-to-night. You'll come up to Lady Claudine's. . . ."
-
-
-Macmaster congratulated himself again on his appearance. It was all very
-well for Tietjens to look like a sweep; he was of these people. He,
-Macmaster, wasn't. He had, if anything, to be an authority, and
-authorities wear gold tie-rings and broadcloth. General Lord Edward
-Campion had a son, a permanent head of the Treasury department that
-regulated increases of salaries and promotions in all the public
-offices. Tietjens only caught the Rye train by running alongside it,
-pitching his enormous kit-bag through the carriage window and swinging
-on the footboard. Macmaster reflected that if he had done that half the
-station would have been yelling, "Stand away there."
-
-As it was Tietjens a stationmaster was galloping after him to open the
-carriage door and grinningly to part:
-
-"Well caught, sir!" for it was a cricketing county.
-
-"Truly," Macmaster quoted to himself.
-
-
-"'The gods to each ascribe a differing lot:
-Some enter at the portal. Some do not!'"
-
-
-
-
-II
-
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite with her French maid, her priest, and her
-disreputable young man, Mr. Bayliss, were at Lobscheid, an unknown and
-little-frequented air resort amongst the pinewoods of the Taunus. Mrs.
-Satterthwaite was ultra-fashionable and consummately indifferent--she
-only really lost her temper if at her table and under her nose you
-consumed her famous Black Hamburg grapes without taking their skin and
-all. Father Consett was out to have an uproarious good time during his
-three weeks' holiday from the slums of Liverpool; Mr. Bayliss, thin like
-a skeleton in tight blue serge, golden haired and pink, was so nearly
-dead of tuberculosis, was so dead penniless, and of tastes so costly
-that he was ready to keep stone quiet, drink six pints of milk a day and
-behave himself. On the face of it he was there to write the letters of
-Mrs. Satterthwaite, but the lady never let him enter her private rooms
-for fear of infection. He had to content himself with nursing a growing
-adoration for Father Consett. This priest, with an enormous mouth, high
-cheek bones, untidy black hair, a broad face that never looked too clean
-and waving hands that always looked too dirty, never kept still for a
-moment, and had a brogue such as is seldom heard outside old-fashioned
-English novels of Irish life. He had a perpetual laugh, like the noise
-made by a steam roundabout. He was, in short, a saint, and Mr. Bayliss
-knew it, though he didn't know how. Ultimately, and with the financial
-assistance of Mrs. Satterthwaite, Mr. Bayliss became almoner to Father
-Consett, adopted the rule of St. Vincent de Paul and wrote some very
-admirable, if decorative, devotional verse.
-
-They proved thus a very happy, innocent party. For Mrs. Satterthwaite
-interested herself--it was the only interest she had--in handsome, thin
-and horribly disreputable young men. She would wait for them, or send
-her car to wait for them, at the gaol gates. She would bring their
-usually admirable wardrobes up to date and give them enough money to
-have a good time. When contrary to all expectations--but it happened
-more often than not!--they turned out well, she was lazily pleased.
-Sometimes she sent them away to a gay spot with a priest who needed a
-holiday; sometimes she had them down to her place in the west of
-England.
-
-So they were a pleasant company and all very happy. Lobscheid contained
-one empty hotel with large verandahs and several square farm-houses,
-white with grey beams, painted in the gables with bouquets of blue and
-yellow flowers or with scarlet huntsmen shooting at purple stags. They
-were like gay cardboard boxes set down in fields of long grass; then the
-pinewoods commenced and ran, solemn, brown and geometric for miles up
-and down hill. The peasant girls wore black velvet waistcoats, white
-bodices, innumerable petticoats and absurd parti-coloured headdresses of
-the shape and size of halfpenny buns. They walked about in rows of four
-to six abreast, with a slow step, protruding white-stockinged feet in
-dancing pumps, their headdresses nodding solemnly; young men in blue
-blouses, knee-breeches and, on Sundays, in three-cornered hats, followed
-behind singing part-songs.
-
-The French maid--whom Mrs. Satterthwaite had borrowed from the Duchesse
-de Carbon Châteaulherault in exchange for her own maid--was at first
-inclined to find the place _maussade_. But getting up a tremendous love
-affair with a fine, tall, blonde young fellow, who included a gun, a
-gold-mounted hunting knife as long as his arm, a light, grey-green
-uniform, with gilt badges and buttons, she was reconciled to her lot.
-When the young Förster tried to shoot her--"_et pour cause_," as she
-said--she was ravished and Mrs. Satterthwaite lazily amused.
-
-They were sitting playing bridge in the large, shadowy dining-hall of
-the hotel: Mrs. Satterthwaite, Father Consett, Mr. Bayliss. A young
-blonde sub-lieutenant of great obsequiousness who was there as a last
-chance for his right lung and his career, and the bearded Kur-doctor cut
-in. Father Consett, breathing heavily and looking frequently at his
-watch, played very fast, exclaiming: "Hurry up now; it's nearly twelve.
-Hurry up wid ye." Mr. Bayliss being dummy, the Father exclaimed: "Three,
-no trumps; I've to make. Get me a whisky and soda quick, and don't drown
-it as ye did the last." He played his hand with extreme rapidity, threw
-down his last three cards, exclaimed: "Ach! Botheranouns an' all; I'm
-two down and I've revoked on the top av it," swallowed down his whisky
-and soda, looked at his watch and exclaimed: "Done it to the minute!
-Here, doctor, take my hand and finish the rubber." He was to take the
-mass next day for the local priest, and mass must be said fasting from
-midnight, and without cards played. Bridge was his only passion; a
-fortnight every year was what, in his worn-out life, he got of it. On
-his holiday he rose at ten. At eleven it was: "A four for the Father."
-From two to four they walked in the forest. At five it was: "A four for
-the Father." At nine it was: "Father, aren't you coming to your bridge?"
-And Father Consett grinned all over his face and said: "It's good ye are
-to a poor ould soggart. It will be paid back to you in Heaven."
-
-The other four played on solemnly. The Father sat himself down behind
-Mrs. Satterthwaite, his chin in the nape of her neck. At excruciating
-moments he gripped her shoulders, exclaimed: "Play the _queen_, woman!"
-and breathed hard down her back. Mrs. Satterthwaite would play the two
-of diamonds, and the Father, throwing himself back, would groan. She
-said over her shoulder:
-
-"I want to talk to you to-night, Father," took the last trick of the
-rubber, collected 17 marks 50 from the doctor and 8 marks from the
-unter-leutenant. The doctor exclaimed:
-
-"You gan't dake that immense sum from us and then ko off. Now we shall
-be ropped py Herr Payliss at gutt-throat!"
-
-She drifted, all shadowy black silk, across the shadows of the
-dining-hall, dropping her winnings into her black satin vanity bag and
-attended by the priest. Outside the door, beneath the antlers of a royal
-stag, in an atmosphere of paraffin lamps and varnished pitch-pine, she
-said:
-
-"Come up to my sitting-room. The prodigal's returned. Sylvia's here."
-
-The Father said:
-
-"I thought I saw her out of the corner of my eye in the 'bus after
-dinner. She'll be going back to her husband. It's a poor world."
-
-"She's a wicked devil!" Mrs. Satterthwaite said.
-
-"I've known her myself since she was nine," Father Consett said, "and
-it's little I've seen in her to hold up to the commendation of my
-flock." He added: "But maybe I'm made unjust by the shock of it."
-
-They climbed the stairs slowly.
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite sat herself on the edge of a cane chair. She said:
-
-"Well!"
-
-She wore a black hat like a cart-wheel and her dresses appeared always
-to consist of a great many squares of silk that might have been thrown
-on to her. Since she considered that her complexion, which was mat
-white, had gone slightly violet from twenty years of make up, when she
-was not made up--as she never was at Lobscheid--she wore bits of
-puce-coloured satin ribbon stuck here and there, partly to counteract
-the violet of her complexion, partly to show she was not in mourning.
-She was very tall and extremely emaciated; her dark eyes that had
-beneath them dark brown thumb-marks were very tired or very indifferent
-by turns.
-
-Father Consett walked backwards and forwards, his hands behind his back,
-his head bent, over the not too well polished floor. There were two
-candles, lit but dim, in imitation pewter _nouvel art_ candlesticks,
-rather dingy; a sofa of cheap mahogany with red plush cushions and
-rests, a table covered with a cheap carpet and an American roll-top desk
-that had thrown into it a great many papers in scrolls or flat. Mrs.
-Satterthwaite was extremely indifferent to her surroundings, but she
-insisted on having a piece of furniture for her papers. She liked also
-to have a profusion of hot-house, not garden, flowers, but as there were
-none of these at Lobscheid she did without them. She insisted also, as a
-rule, on a comfortable chaise longue which she rarely, if ever, used;
-but the German Empire of those days did not contain a comfortable chair,
-so she did without it, lying down on her bed when she was really tired.
-The walls of the large room were completely covered with pictures of
-animals in death agonies: capercailzies giving up the ghost with gouts
-of scarlet blood on the snow; deer dying with their heads back and eyes
-glazing, gouts of red blood on their necks; foxes dying with scarlet
-blood on green grass. These pictures were frame to frame, representing
-sport, the hotel having been a former Grand Ducal hunting-box, freshened
-to suit the taste of the day with varnished pitch-pine, bathrooms,
-verandahs, and excessively modern but noisy lavatory arrangements which
-had been put in for the delight of possible English guests.
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite sat on the edge of her chair; she had always the air
-of being just about to go out somewhere or of having just come in and
-being on the point of going to take her things off. She said:
-
-"There's been a telegram waiting for her all the afternoon. I knew she
-was coming."
-
-Father Consett said:
-
-"I saw it in the rack myself. I misdoubted it." He added: "Oh dear, oh
-dear! After all we've talked about it; now it's come."
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite said:
-
-"I've been a wicked woman myself as these things are measured;
-but . . ."
-
-Father Consett said:
-
-"Ye have! It's no doubt from you she gets it, for your husband was a
-good man. But one wicked woman is enough for my contemplation at a time.
-I'm no St. Anthony. . . . The young man says he will take her back?"
-
-"On conditions," Miss Satterthwaite said. "He is coming here to have an
-interview."
-
-The priest said:
-
-"Heaven knows, Mrs. Satterthwaite, there are times when to a poor priest
-the rule of the Church as regards marriage seems bitter hard and he
-almost doubts her inscrutable wisdom. He doesn't mind you. But at times
-I wish that that young man would take what advantage--it's all there
-is!--that he can of being a Protestant and divorce Sylvia. For I tell
-you, there are bitter things to see amongst my flock over there . . ."
-He made a vague gesture towards the infinite. . . . "And bitter things
-I've seen, for the heart of man is a wicked place. But never a bitterer
-than this young man's lot."
-
-"As you say," Mrs. Satterthwaite said, "my husband was a good man. I
-hated him, but that was as much my fault as his. More! And the only
-reason I don't wish Christopher to divorce Sylvia is that it would bring
-disgrace on my husband's name. At the same time, Father . . ."
-
-The priest said:
-
-"I've heard near enough."
-
-"There's this to be said for Sylvia," Mrs. Satterthwaite went on. "There
-are times when a woman hates a man--as Sylvia hates her husband. . . . I
-tell you I've walked behind a man's back and nearly screamed because of
-the desire to put my nails into the veins of his neck. It was a
-fascination. And it's worse with Sylvia. It's a natural antipathy."
-
-"Woman!" Father Consett fulminated, "I've no patience wid ye! If the
-woman, as the Church directs, would have children by her husband and
-live decent, she would have no such feelings. It's unnatural living and
-unnatural practises that cause these complexes. Don't think I'm an
-ignoramus, priest if I am."
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite said:
-
-"But Sylvia's had a child."
-
-Father Consett swung round like a man that has been shot at.
-
-"Whose?" he asked, and he pointed a dirty finger at his interlocutress.
-"It was that blackguard Drake's, wasn't it? I've long suspected that."
-
-"It was probably Drake's," Mrs. Satterthwaite said.
-
-"Then," the priest said, "in the face of the pains of the hereafter how
-could you let that decent lad in the hotness of his sin? . . ."
-
-"Indeed," Mrs. Satterthwaite said, "I shiver sometimes when I think of
-it. Don't believe that I had anything to do with trepanning him. But I
-couldn't hinder it. Sylvia's my daughter, and dog doesn't eat dog."
-
-"There are times when it should," Father Consett said contemptuously.
-
-"You don't seriously," Mrs. Satterthwaite said, "say that I, a mother,
-if an indifferent one, with my daughter appearing in trouble, as the
-kitchenmaids say, by a married man--that I should step in and stop a
-marriage that was a Godsend. . . ."
-
-"Don't," the priest said, "introduce the sacred name into an affair of
-Piccadilly bad girls. . . ." He stopped. "Heaven help me," he said
-again, "don't ask me to answer the question of what you should or
-shouldn't have done. You know I loved your husband like a brother, and
-you know I've loved you and Sylvia ever since she was a tiny. And I
-thank God that I am not your spiritual adviser, but only your friend in
-God. For if I had to answer your question I could answer it only in one
-way." He broke off to ask: "Where is that woman?"
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite called:
-
-"Sylvia! Sylvia! Come here!"
-
-A door in the shadows opened and light shone from another room behind a
-tall figure leaning one hand on the handle of the door. A very deep
-voice said:
-
-"I can't understand, mother, why you live in rooms like a sergeants'
-mess." And Sylvia Tietjens wavered into the room. She added: "I suppose
-it doesn't matter. I'm bored."
-
-Father Consett groaned:
-
-"Heaven help us, she's like a picture of Our Lady by Fra Angelico."
-
-Immensely tall, slight and slow in her movements, Sylvia Tietjens wore
-her reddish, very fair hair in great bandeaux right down over her ears.
-Her very oval, regular face had an expression of virginal lack of
-interest such as used to be worn by fashionable Paris courtesans a
-decade before that time. Sylvia Tietjens considered that, being
-privileged to go everywhere where one went and to have all men at her
-feet, she had no need to change her expression or to infuse into it the
-greater animation that marked the more common beauties of the early
-twentieth century. She moved slowly from the door and sat languidly on
-the sofa against the wall.
-
-"There you are, Father," she said. "I'll not ask you to shake hands with
-me. You probably wouldn't."
-
-"As I am a priest," Father Consett answered, "I could not refuse. But
-I'd rather not."
-
-"This," Sylvia repeated, "appears to be a boring place."
-
-"You won't say so to-morrow," the priest said. "There's two young
-fellows. . . . And a sort of policeman to trepan away from your mother's
-maid!"
-
-"That," Sylvia answered, "is meant to be bitter. But it doesn't hurt. I
-am done with men." She added suddenly: "Mother, didn't you one day,
-while you were still young, say that you had done with men? Firmly! And
-mean it?"
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite said:
-
-"I did."
-
-"And did you keep to it?" Sylvia asked.
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite said:
-
-"I did."
-
-"And shall I, do you imagine?"
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite said:
-
-"I imagine you will."
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"Oh dear!"
-
-The priest said:
-
-"I'd be willing to see your husband's telegram. It makes a difference to
-see the words on paper."
-
-Sylvia rose effortlessly.
-
-"I don't see why you shouldn't," she said. "It will give you no
-pleasure." She drifted towards the door.
-
-"If it would give me pleasure," the priest said, "you would not show it
-me."
-
-"I would not," she said.
-
-A silhouette in the doorway, she halted, drooping, and looked over her
-shoulder.
-
-"Both you and mother," she said, "sit there scheming to make life
-bearable for the Ox. I call my husband the Ox. He's repulsive: like a
-swollen animal. Well . . . you can't do it." The lighted doorway was
-vacant. Father Consett sighed.
-
-"I told you this was an evil place," he said. "In the deep forests.
-She'd not have such evil thoughts in another place."
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite said:
-
-"I'd rather you didn't say that, Father. Sylvia would have evil thoughts
-in any place."
-
-"Sometimes," the priest said, "at night I think I hear the claws of evil
-things scratching on the shutters. This was the last place in Europe to
-be christianised. Perhaps it wasn't ever even christianised and they're
-here yet."
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite said:
-
-"It's all very well to talk like that in the day-time. It makes the
-place seem romantic. But it must be near one at night. And things are
-bad enough as it is."
-
-"They are," Father Consett said. "The devil's at work."
-
-Sylvia drifted back into the room with a telegram of several sheets.
-Father Consett held it close to one of the candles to read, for he was
-short-sighted.
-
-"All men are repulsive," Sylvia said; "don't you think so, mother?"
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite said:
-
-"I do not. Only a heartless woman would say so."
-
-"Mrs. Vanderdecken," Sylvia went on, "says all men are repulsive and
-it's woman's disgusting task to live beside them."
-
-"You've been seeing that foul creature?" Mrs. Satterthwaite said. "She's
-a Russian agent. And worse!"
-
-"She was at Gosingeux all the time we were," Sylvia said. "You needn't
-groan. She won't split on us. She's the soul of honour."
-
-"It wasn't because of that I groaned, if I did," Mrs. Satterthwaite
-answered.
-
-The priest, from over his telegram, exclaimed:
-
-"Mrs. Vanderdecken! God forbid."
-
-Sylvia's face, as she sat on the sofa, expressed languid and incredulous
-amusement.
-
-"What do you know of her?" she asked the Father.
-
-"I know what you know," he answered, "and that's enough."
-
-"Father Consett," Sylvia said to her mother, "has been renewing his
-social circle."
-
-"It's not," Father Consett said, "amongst the dregs of the people that
-you must live if you don't want to hear of the dregs of society."
-
-Sylvia stood up. She said:
-
-"You'll keep your tongue off my best friends if you want me to stop and
-be lectured. But for Mrs. Vanderdecken I should not be here, returned to
-the fold!"
-
-Father Consett exclaimed:
-
-"Don't say it, child. I'd rather, heaven help me, you had gone on living
-in open sin."
-
-Sylvia sat down again, her hands listlessly in her lap.
-
-"Have it your own way," she said, and the Father returned to the fourth
-sheet of the telegram.
-
-"What does this mean?" he asked. He had returned to the first sheet.
-"This here: '_Accept resumption yoke_'?" he read, breathlessly.
-
-"Sylvia," Mrs. Satterthwaite said, "go and light the spirit lamp for
-some tea. We shall want it."
-
-"You'd think I was a district messenger boy," Sylvia said as she rose.
-"Why don't you keep your maid up? . . . It's a way we had of referring
-to our . . . union," she explained to the Father.
-
-"There was sympathy enough between you and him then," he said, "to have
-bywords for things. It was that I wanted to know. I understood the
-words."
-
-"They were pretty bitter bywords, as you call them," Sylvia said. "More
-like curses than kisses."
-
-"It was you that used them then," Mrs. Satterthwaite said. "Christopher
-never said a bitter thing to you."
-
-An expression like a grin came slowly over Sylvia's face as she turned
-back to the priest.
-
-"That's mother's tragedy," she said. "My husband's one of her best boys.
-She adores him. And he can't bear _her_." She drifted behind the wall of
-the next room and they heard her tinkling the tea-things as the Father
-read on again beside the candle. His immense shadow began at the centre
-and ran along the pitch-pine ceiling, down the wall and across the floor
-to join his splay feet in their clumsy boots.
-
-"It's bad," he muttered. He made a sound like "Umbleumbleumble. . . .
-Worse than I feared . . . umble-umble. . . . '_accept resumption yoke
-but on rigid conditions_.' What's this: _esoecially_; it ought to be a
-'p,' '_especially regards child reduce establishment ridiculous our
-position remake settlements in child's sole interests flat not house
-entertaining minimum am prepared resign office settle Yorkshire but
-imagine this not suit you child remain sister Effie open visits both
-wire if this rough outline provisionally acceptable in that case will
-express draft general position Monday for you and mother reflect upon
-follow self Tuesday arrive Thursday Lobscheid go Wiesbaden fortnight on
-social task discussion Thursday limited solely comma emphasised comma to
-affairs._'"
-
-"That means," Mrs. Satterthwaite said, "that he doesn't mean to reproach
-her. _Emphasised_ applies to the word _solely_. . . ."
-
-"Why d'you take it. . . ." Father Consett asked, "did he spend an
-immense lot of money on this telegram? Did he imagine you were in such
-trepidation. . . ." He broke off. Walking slowly, her long arms extended
-to carry the tea-tray, over which her wonderfully moving face had a rapt
-expression of indescribable mystery, Sylvia was coming through the door.
-
-"Oh, child," the Father exclaimed, "whether it's St. Martha or that Mary
-that made the bitter choice, not one of them ever looked more virtuous
-than you. Why aren't ye born to be a good man's help-meet?"
-
-A little tinkle sounded from the tea-tray and three pieces of sugar fell
-on to the floor. Mrs. Tietjens hissed with vexation.
-
-"I _knew_ that damned thing would slide off the tea-cups," she said. She
-dropped the tray from an inch or so of height on to the carpeted table.
-"I'd made it a matter of luck between myself and myself," she said. Then
-she faced the priest.
-
-"I'll tell you," she said, "why he sent the telegram. It's because of
-that dull display of the English gentleman that I detested. He gives
-himself the solemn airs of the Foreign Minister, but he's only a
-youngest son at the best. That is why I loathe him."
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite said:
-
-"That isn't the reason why he sent the telegram."
-
-Her daughter had a gesture of amused, lazy tolerance.
-
-"Of course it isn't," she said. "He sent it out of consideration: the
-lordly, full dress consideration that drives me distracted." As he would
-say: "He'd imagine I'd find it convenient to have ample time for
-reflection. It's like being addressed as if one were a monument and by
-a herald according to protocol. And partly because he's the soul of
-truth like a stiff Dutch doll. He wouldn't write a letter because he
-couldn't without beginning it 'Dear Sylvia' and ending it 'Yours
-sincerely' or 'truly' or 'affectionately.' . . . He's that sort of
-precise imbecile. I tell you he's so formal he can't do without all the
-conventions there are and so truthful he can't use half of them."
-
-"Then," Father Consett said, "if ye know him so well, Sylvia
-Satterthwaite, how is it ye can't get on with him better? They say:
-_Tout savoir c'est tout pardonner._"
-
-"It isn't," Sylvia said. "To know everything about a person is to be
-bored . . . bored . . . bored!"
-
-"And how are ye going to answer this telegram of his?" the Father asked.
-"Or have ye answered it already?"
-
-"I shall wait until Monday night to keep him as bothered as I can to
-know whether he's to start on Tuesday. He fusses like a hen over his
-packings and the exact hours of his movements. On Monday I shall
-telegraph: 'Righto' and nothing else."
-
-"And why," the Father asked, "will ye telegraph him a vulgar word that
-you never use, for your language is the one thing about you that isn't
-vulgar?"
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"Thanks!" She curled her legs up under her on the sofa and laid her head
-back against the wall so that her Gothic arch of a chinbone pointed at
-the ceiling. She admired her own neck, which was very long and white.
-
-"I know!" Father Consett said. "You're a beautiful woman. Some men would
-say it was a lucky fellow that lived with you. I don't ignore the fact
-in my cogitation. He'd imagine all sorts of delights to lurk in the
-shadow of your beautiful hair. And they wouldn't."
-
-Sylvia brought her gaze down from the ceiling and fixed her brown eyes
-for a moment on the priest, speculatively.
-
-"It's a great handicap we suffer from," he said.
-
-"I don't know why I selected that word," Sylvia said, "it's one word, so
-it costs only fifty pfennigs. I couldn't hope really to give a jerk to
-his pompous self-sufficiency."
-
-"It's great handicaps we priests suffer from," the Father repeated.
-"However much a priest may be a man of the world--and he has to be to
-fight the world . . ."
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite said:
-
-"Have a cup of tea, Father, while it's just right. I believe Sylvia is
-the only person in Germany who knows how to make tea."
-
-"There's always behind him the Roman collar and the silk bib, and you
-don't believe in him," Father Consett went on, "yet he knows ten--a
-thousand times!--more of human nature than ever you can."
-
-"I don't see," Sylvia said placably, "how you can learn in your slums
-anything about the nature of Eunice Vanderdecken, or Elizabeth B. or
-Queenie James, or any of my set." She was on her feet pouring cream into
-the Father's tea. "I'll admit for the moment that you aren't giving me
-pi-jaw."
-
-"I'm glad," the priest said, "that ye remember enough of yer schooldays
-to use the old term."
-
-Sylvia wavered backwards to her sofa and sank down again.
-
-"There you are," she said, "you can't really get away from preachments.
-Me for the pyore young girl is always at the back of it."
-
-"It isn't," the Father said. "I'm not one to cry for the moon."
-
-"You don't want me to be a pure young girl," Sylvia asked with lazy
-incredulity.
-
-"I do not!" the Father said, "but I'd wish that at times ye'd remember
-you once were."
-
-"I don't believe I ever was," Sylvia said, "if the nuns had known I'd
-have been expelled from the Holy Child."
-
-"You would not," the Father said. "Do stop your boasting. The nuns have
-too much sense. . . . Anyhow, it isn't a pure young girl I'd have you or
-behaving like a Protestant deaconess for the craven fear of hell. I'd
-have ye be a physically healthy, decently honest-with-yourself young
-devil of a married woman. It's them that are the plague and the
-salvation of the world."
-
-"You admire mother?" Mrs. Tietjens asked suddenly. She added in
-parenthesis: "You see you can't get away from salvation."
-
-"I mean keeping bread and butter in their husband's stomachs," the
-priest said. "Of course I admire your mother."
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite moved a hand slightly.
-
-"You're at any rate in league with her against me," Sylvia said. She
-asked with more interest: "Then would you have me model myself on her
-and do good works to escape hell fire? She wears a hair shirt in Lent."
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite started from her doze on the edge of her chair. She
-had been trusting the Father's wit to give her daughter's insolence a
-run for its money, and she imagined that if the priest hit hard enough
-he might, at least, make Sylvia think a little about some of her ways.
-
-"Hang it, no, Sylvia," she exclaimed more suddenly. "I may not be much,
-but I'm a sportsman. I'm afraid of hell fire; horribly, I'll admit. But
-I don't bargain with the Almighty. I hope He'll let me through; but I'd
-go on trying to pick men out of the dirt--I suppose that's what you and
-Father Consett mean--if I were as certain of going to hell as I am of
-going to bed to-night. So that's that!"
-
-"'And lo! Ben Adhem's name led all the rest!'" Sylvia jeered softly.
-"All the same I bet you wouldn't bother to reclaim men if you could not
-find the young, good-looking, interestingly vicious sort."
-
-"I wouldn't," Mrs. Satterthwaite said. "If they didn't interest me, why
-should I?"
-
-Sylvia looked at Father Consett.
-
-"If you're going to trounce me any more," she said, "get a move on. It's
-late, I've been travelling for thirty-six hours."
-
-"I will," Father Consett said. "It's a good maxim that if you swat flies
-enough some of them stick to the wall. I'm only trying to make a little
-mark on your common sense. Don't you see what you're going to?"
-
-"What?" Sylvia said indifferently. "Hell?"
-
-"No," the Father said, "I'm talking of this life. Your confessor must
-talk to you about the next. But I'll not tell you what you're going to.
-I've changed my mind. I'll tell your mother after you're gone."
-
-"Tell me," Sylvia said.
-
-"I'll not," Father Consett answered. "Go to the fortune-tellers at the
-Earl's Court exhibition; they'll tell ye all about the fair woman you're
-to beware of."
-
-"There's some of them said to be rather good," Sylvia said. "Di Wilson's
-told me about one. She said she was going to have a baby. . . . You
-don't mean that, Father? For I swear I never will. . . ."
-
-"I daresay not," the priest said. "But let's talk about men."
-
-"There's nothing you can tell me I don't know," Sylvia said.
-
-"I daresay not," the priest answered. "But let's rehearse what you do
-know. Now suppose you could elope with a new man every week and no
-questions asked? Or how often would you want to?"
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"Just a moment, Father," and she addressed Mrs. Satterthwaite: "I
-suppose I shall have to put myself to bed."
-
-"You will," Mrs. Satterthwaite said. "I'll not have any maid kept up
-after ten in a holiday resort. What's she to do in a place like this?
-Except listen for the bogies it's full of?"
-
-"Always considerate!" Mrs. Tietjens gibed. "And perhaps it's just as
-well. I'd probably beat that Marie of your's arms to pieces with a
-hair-brush if she came near me." She added: "You were talking about men,
-Father. . . ." And then began with sudden animation to her mother:
-
-"I've changed my mind about that telegram. The first thing to-morrow I
-shall wire: '_Agreed entirely but arrange bring Hullo Central with
-you._'"
-
-She addressed the priest again:
-
-"I call my maid Hullo Central because she's got a tinny voice like a
-telephone." I say: "Hullo Central"--when she answers 'Yes, modd'm,'
-you'd swear it was the Exchange speaking. . . . But you were telling me
-about men."
-
-"I was reminding you!" the Father said. "But I needn't go on. You've
-caught the drift of my remarks. That is why you are pretending not to
-listen."
-
-"I assure you, no," Mrs. Tietjens said. "It is simply that if a thing
-comes into my head I have to say it. . . . You were saying that if one
-went away with a different man for every week-end . . ."
-
-"You've shortened the period already," the priest said. "I gave a full
-week to every man."
-
-"But, of course, one would have to have a home," Sylvia said, "an
-address. One would have to fill one's mid-week engagements. Really it
-comes to it that one has to have a husband and a place to store one's
-maid in. Hullo Central's been on board-wages all the time. But I don't
-believe she likes it. . . . Let's agree that if I had a different man
-every week I'd be bored with the arrangement. That's what you're getting
-at, isn't it?"
-
-"You'd find," the priest said, "that it whittled down until the only
-divvy moment was when you stood waiting in the booking-office for the
-young man to take the tickets. . . . And then gradually that wouldn't be
-divvy any more. . . . And you'd yawn and long to go back to your
-husband."
-
-"Look here," Mrs. Tietjens said, "you're abusing the secrets of the
-confessional. That's exactly what Tottie Charles said. She tried it for
-three months while Freddie Charles was in Madeira. It's _exactly_ what
-she said down to the yawn and the booking-office. _And_ the 'divvy.'
-It's only Tottie Charles who uses it every two words. Most of us prefer
-ripping! It _is_ more sensible."
-
-"Of course I haven't been abusing the secrets of the confessional,"
-Father Consett said mildly.
-
-"Of course you haven't," Sylvia said with affection. "You're a good old
-stick and no end of a mimic, and you know us all to the bottom of our
-hearts."
-
-"Not all that much," the priest said, "there's probably a good deal of
-good at the bottom of your hearts."
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"Thanks." She asked suddenly: "Look here. _Was_ it what you saw of
-us--the future mothers of England, you know, and all--at Miss
-Lampeter's--that made you take to the slums? Out of disgust and
-despair?"
-
-"Oh, let's not make melodrama out of it," the priest answered. "Let's
-say I wanted a change. I couldn't see that I was doing any good."
-
-"You did us all the good there was done," Sylvia said. "What with Miss
-Lampeter always drugged to the world, and all the French mistresses as
-wicked as hell."
-
-"I've heard you say all this before," Mrs. Satterthwaite said. "But it
-was supposed to be the best finishing school in England. I know it cost
-enough!"
-
-"Well, say it was we who were a rotten lot," Sylvia concluded; and then
-to the Father: "We _were_ a lot of rotters, weren't we?"
-
-The priest answered:
-
-"I don't know. I don't suppose you were--or are--any worse than your
-mother or grandmother, or the patricianesses of Rome or the worshippers
-of Ashtaroth. It seems we have to have a governing class and governing
-classes are subject to special temptations."
-
-"Who's Ashtaroth?" Sylvia asked. "Astarte?" and then: "Now, Father,
-after your experiences would you say the factory girls of Liverpool, or
-any other slum, are any better women than us that you used to look
-after?"
-
-"Astarte Syriaca," the Father said, "was a very powerful devil. There's
-some that hold she's not dead yet. I don't know that I do myself."
-
-"Well, I've done with her," Sylvia said.
-
-The Father nodded:
-
-"You've had dealings with Mrs. Profumo?" he asked. "And that loathsome
-fellow. . . . What's his name?"
-
-"Does it shock you?" Sylvia asked. "I'll admit it was a bit thick. . . .
-But I've done with it. I prefer to pin my faith to Mrs. Vanderdecken.
-And, of course, Freud."
-
-The priest nodded his head and said:
-
-"Of course! Of course. . . ."
-
-But Mrs. Satterthwaite exclaimed, with sudden energy:
-
-"Sylvia Tietjens, I don't care what you do or what you read, but if you
-ever speak another word to that woman, you never do to me!"
-
-Sylvia stretched herself on her sofa. She opened her brown eyes wide and
-let the lids slowly drop again.
-
-"I've said once," she said, "that I don't like to hear my friends
-miscalled. Eunice Vanderdecken is a bitterly misjudged woman. She's a
-real good pal."
-
-"She's a Russian spy," Mrs. Satterthwaite said.
-
-"Russian grandmother," Sylvia answered. "And if she is, who cares? She's
-welcome for me. . . . Listen now, you two. I said to myself when I came
-in: 'I daresay I've given them both a rotten time.' I know you're both
-more nuts on me than I deserve. And I said I'd sit and listen to all the
-pi-jaw you wanted to give me if I sat till dawn. And I will. As a
-return. But I'd rather you let my friends alone."
-
-Both the elder people were silent. There came from the shuttered windows
-of the dark room a low, scratching rustle.
-
-"You hear!" the priest said to Mrs. Satterthwaite.
-
-"It's the branches," Mrs. Satterthwaite answered.
-
-The Father answered: "There's no tree within ten yards! Try bats as an
-explanation."
-
-"I've said I wish you wouldn't, once," Mrs. Satterthwaite shivered.
-Sylvia said:
-
-"I don't know what you two are talking about. It sounds like
-superstition. Mother's rotten with it."
-
-"I don't say that it's devils trying to get in," the Father said. "But
-it's just as well to remember that devils _are_ always trying to get in.
-And there are especial spots. These deep forests are noted among
-others." He suddenly turned his back and pointed at the shadowy wall.
-"Who," he asked, "but a savage possessed by a devil could have conceived
-of _that_ as a decoration?" He was pointing at a life-sized, coarsely
-daubed picture of a wild boar dying, its throat cut, and gouts of
-scarlet blood. Other agonies of animals went away into all the shadows.
-
-"_Sport!_" he hissed. "It's devilry!"
-
-"That's perhaps true," Sylvia said. Mrs. Satterthwaite was crossing
-herself with great rapidity. The silence remained.
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"Then if you're both done talking I'll say what I have to say. To begin
-with . . ." She stopped and sat rather erect, listening to the rustling
-from the shutters.
-
-"To begin with," she began again with impetus, "you spared me the
-catalogue of the defects of age; I know them. One grows skinny--my
-sort--the complexion fades, the teeth stick out. And then there is the
-boredom. I know it; one is bored . . . bored . . . bored! You can't tell
-me anything I don't know about that. I'm thirty. I know what to expect.
-You'd like to have told me, Father, only you were afraid of taking away
-from your famous man of the world effect--you'd like to have told me
-that one can insure against the boredom and the long, skinny teeth by
-love of husband and child. The home stunt! I believe it! I do quite
-believe it. Only I hate my husband . . . and I hate . . . I hate my
-child."
-
-She paused, waiting for exclamations of dismay or disapprobation from
-the priest. These did not come.
-
-"Think," she said, "of all the ruin that child has meant for me; the
-pain in bearing him and the fear of death."
-
-"Of course," the priest said, "child-bearing is for women a very
-terrible thing."
-
-"I can't say," Mrs. Tietjens went on, "that this has been a very decent
-conversation. You get a girl . . . fresh from open sin, and make her
-talk about it. Of course you're a priest and mother's mother; we're _en
-famille_. But Sister Mary of the Cross at the convent had a maxim: 'Wear
-velvet gloves in family life.' We seem to be going at it with the gloves
-off."
-
-Father Consett still didn't say anything.
-
-"You're trying, of course, to draw me," Sylvia said. "I can see that
-with half an eye. . . . Very well then, you shall. . . ."
-
-She drew a breath.
-
-"You want to know why I hate my husband. I'll tell you; it's because of
-his simple, sheer immorality. I don't mean his actions; his views! Every
-speech he utters about everything makes me--I swear it makes me--in
-spite of myself, want to stick a knife into him, and I can't prove he's
-wrong, not ever, about the simplest thing. But I can pain him. And I
-will. . . . He sits about in chairs that fit his back, clumsy, like a
-rock, not moving for hours. . . . And I can make him wince. Oh, without
-showing it. . . . He's what you call . . . oh, loyal. . . . There's an
-absurd little chit of a fellow. . . . oh, Macmaster . . . and his mother
-. . . whom he persists in a silly, mystical way in calling a saint . . .
-a Protestant saint! . . . And his old nurse, who looks after the
-child . . . and the child itself. . . . I tell you I've only got to raise
-an eyelid . . . yes, cock an eyelid up a little when anyone of them is
-mentioned . . . and it hurts him dreadfully. His eyes roll in a sort of
-mute anguish. . . . Of course he doesn't say anything. He's an English
-country gentleman."
-
-Father Consett said:
-
-"This immorality you talk about in your husband. . . . I've never
-noticed it. I saw a good deal of him when I stayed with you for the week
-before your child was born. I talked with him a great deal. Except in
-matters of the two communions--and even in these I don't know that we
-differed so much--I found him perfectly sound."
-
-"Sound!" Mrs. Satterthwaite said with sudden emphasis; "of course he's
-sound. It isn't even the word. He's the best ever. There was your
-father, for a good man . . . and him. That's an end of it."
-
-"Ah," Sylvia said, "you don't know. . . . Look here. Try and be just.
-Suppose I'm looking at the _Times_ at breakfast and say, not having
-spoken to him for a week: "It's wonderful what the doctors are doing.
-Have you seen the latest?" And at once he'll be on his high-horse--he
-knows everything!--and he'll prove . . . _prove_ . . . that all
-unhealthy children must be lethal-chambered or the world will go to
-pieces. And it's like being hypnotised; you can't think of what to
-answer him. Or he'll reduce you to speechless rage by proving that
-murderers ought not to be executed. And then I'll ask, casually, if
-children ought to be lethal-chambered for being constipated. Because
-Marchant--that's the nurse--is always whining that the child's bowels
-aren't regular and the dreadful diseases that leads to. Of course _that_
-hurts him. For he's perfectly soppy about that child, though he half
-knows it isn't his own. . . . But that's what I mean by immorality.
-He'll profess that murderers ought to be preserved in order to breed
-from because they're bold fellows, and innocent little children executed
-because they're sick . . . And he'll almost make you believe it, though
-you're on the point of retching at the ideas."
-
-"You wouldn't now," Father Consett began, and almost coaxingly, "think
-of going into retreat for a month or two."
-
-"I wouldn't," Sylvia said. "How could I?"
-
-"There's a convent of female Premonstratensians near Birkenhead, many
-ladies go there," the Father went on. "They cook very well, and you can
-have your own furniture and your own maid if ye don't like nuns to wait
-on you."
-
-"It can't be done," Sylvia said, "you can see for yourself. It would
-make people smell a rat at once. Christopher wouldn't hear of it. . . ."
-
-"No, I'm afraid it can't be done, Father," Mrs. Satterthwaite
-interrupted finally. "I've hidden here for four months to cover Sylvia's
-tracks. I've got Wateman's to look after. My new land steward's coming
-in next week."
-
-"Still," the Father urged, with a sort of tremulous eagerness, "if only
-for a month. . . . If only for a fortnight. . . . So many Catholic
-ladies do it. . . . Ye might think of it."
-
-"I see what you're aiming at," Sylvia said with sudden anger; "you're
-revolted at the idea of my going straight from one man's arms to
-another."
-
-"I'd be better pleased if there could be an interval," the Father said.
-"It's what's called bad form."
-
-Sylvia became electrically rigid on her sofa.
-
-"Bad form!" she exclaimed. "You accuse me of bad form."
-
-The Father slightly bowed his head like a man facing a wind.
-
-"I do," he said. "It's disgraceful. It's unnatural. I'd travel a bit at
-least."
-
-She placed her hand on her long throat.
-
-"I know what you mean," she said, "you want to spare Christopher . . .
-the humiliation. The . . . the nausea. No doubt he'll feel nauseated.
-I've reckoned on that. It will give me a little of my own back."
-
-The Father said:
-
-"That's enough, woman. I'll hear no more."
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"You will then. Listen here. . . . I've always got this to look forward
-to: I'll settle down by that man's side. I'll be as virtuous as any
-woman. I've made up my mind to it and I'll be it. And I'll be bored
-stiff for the rest of my life. Except for one thing. I can torment that
-man. And I'll do it. Do you understand how I'll do it? There are many
-ways. But if the worst comes to the worst, I can always drive him silly
-. . . by corrupting the child!" She was panting a little, and round her
-brown eyes the whites showed. "I'll get even with him. I can. I know
-how, you see. And with you, through him, for tormenting me. I've come
-all the way from Brittany without stopping. I haven't slept. . . . But I
-can . . ."
-
-Father Consett put his hand beneath the tail of his coat.
-
-"Sylvia Tietjens," he said, "in my pistol pocket I've a little bottle of
-holy water which I carry for such occasions. What if I was to throw two
-drops of it over you and cry: _Exorciso te Ashtaroth in nomine?_ . . ."
-
-She erected her body above her skirts on the sofa, stiffened like a
-snake's neck above its coils. Her face was quite pallid, her eyes
-staring out.
-
-"You . . . you _daren't_," she said. "To me . . . an outrage!" Her feet
-slid slowly to the floor; she measured the distance to the doorway with
-her eyes. "You _daren't_," she said again; "I'd denounce you to the
-Bishop . . ."
-
-"It's little the Bishop would help you with them burning into your
-skin," the priest said. "Go away, I bid you, and say a Hail Mary or two.
-Ye need them. Ye'll not talk of corrupting a little child before me
-again."
-
-"I won't," Sylvia said. "I shouldn't have . . ."
-
-Her black figure showed in silhouette against the open doorway.
-
-
-When the door was closed upon them, Mrs. Satterthwaite said:
-
-"Was it necessary to threaten her with that? You know best, of course.
-It seems rather strong to me."
-
-"It's a hair from the dog that's bit her," the priest said. "She's a
-silly-girl. She's been playing at black masses along with that Mrs.
-Profumo and the fellow who's name I can't remember. You could tell that.
-They cut the throat of a white kid and splash its blood about. . . .
-That was at the back of her mind. . . . It's not very serious. A parcel
-of silly, idle girls. It's not much more than palmistry or
-fortune-telling to them if one has to weigh it, for all it's ugliness,
-as a sin. As far as their volition goes, and it's volition that's the
-essence of prayer, black or white. . . . But it was at the back of her
-mind, and she won't forget to-night."
-
-"Of course, that's your affair, Father," Mrs. Satterthwaite said lazily.
-"You hit her pretty hard. I don't suppose she's ever been hit so hard.
-What was it you wouldn't tell her?"
-
-"Only," the priest said, "I wouldn't tell her because the thought's best
-not put in her head. . . . But her hell on earth will come when her
-husband goes running, blind, head down, mad after another woman."
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite looked at nothing; then she nodded.
-
-"Yes," she said; "I hadn't thought of it. . . . But will he? He is a
-very sound fellow, isn't he?"
-
-"What's to stop it?" the priest asked. "_What_ in the world but the
-grace of our blessed Lord, which he hasn't got and doesn't ask for? And
-then . . . He's a young man, full-blooded, and they won't be living . . .
-_maritalement_. Not if I know him. And then. . . . _Then_ she'll tear
-the house down. The world will echo with her wrongs."
-
-"Do you mean to say," Mrs. Satterthwaite said, "that Sylvia would do
-anything vulgar?"
-
-"Doesn't every woman who's had a man to torture for years when she loses
-him?" the priest asked. "The more she's made an occupation of torturing
-him the less right she thinks she has to lose him."
-
-Mrs. Satterthwaite looked gloomily into the dusk.
-
-"That poor devil. . . ." she said. "Will he get any peace anywhere? . . .
-What's the matter, Father?" The Father said:
-
-"I've just remembered she gave me tea and cream and I drank it. Now I
-can't take mass for Father Reinhardt. I'll have to go and knock up his
-curate, who lives away in the forest."
-
-At the door, holding the candle, he said:
-
-"I'd have you not get up to-day nor yet to-morrow, if ye can stand it.
-Have a headache and let Sylvia nurse you . . . You'll have to tell how
-she nursed you when you get back to London. And I'd rather ye didn't lie
-more out and out than ye need, if it's to please me. . . . Besides, if
-ye watch Sylvia nursing you, you might hit on a characteristic touch to
-make it seem more truthful. . . . How her sleeves brushed the medicine
-bottles and irritated you, maybe . . . or--_you'll_ know! If we can save
-scandal to the congregation, we may as well."
-
-He ran downstairs.
-
-
-
-III
-
-
-At the slight creaking made by Macmaster in pushing open his door,
-Tietjens started violently. He was sitting in a smoking-jacket, playing
-patience engrossedly in a sort of garret bedroom. It had a sloping roof
-outlined by black oak beams, which cut into squares the cream coloured
-patent distemper of the walls. The room contained also a four-post
-bedstead, a corner cupboard in black oak, and many rush mats on a
-polished oak floor of very irregular planking. Tietjens, who hated these
-disinterred and waxed relics of the past, sat in the centre of the room
-at a flimsy card-table beneath a white-shaded electric light of a
-brilliance that, in those surroundings, appeared unreasonable. This was
-one of those restored old groups of cottages that it was at that date
-the fashion to convert into hostelries. To it Macmaster, who was in
-search of the inspiration of the past, had preferred to come. Tietjens,
-not desiring to interfere with his friend's culture, had accepted the
-quarters, though he would have preferred to go to a comfortable modern
-hotel as being less affected and cheaper. Accustomed to what he called
-the grown oldnesses of a morose, rambling Yorkshire manor house, he
-disliked being among collected and rather pitiful bits which, he said,
-made him feel ridiculous, as if he were trying to behave seriously at a
-fancy-dress ball. Macmaster, on the other hand, with gratification and a
-serious air, would run his finger tips along the bevellings of a
-darkened piece of furniture, and would declare it genuine "Chippendale"
-or "Jacobean oak," as the case might be. And he seemed to gain an added
-seriousness and weight of manner with each piece of ancient furniture
-that down the years he thus touched. But Tietjens would declare that you
-could tell the beastly thing was a fake by just cocking an eye at it
-and, if the matter happened to fall under the test of professional
-dealers in old furniture, Tietjens was the more often in the right of
-it, and Macmaster, sighing slightly, would prepare to proceed still
-further along the difficult road to connoisseurship. Eventually, by
-conscientious study, he got so far as at times to be called in by
-Somerset House to value great properties for probate--an occupation at
-once distinguished and highly profitable.
-
-
-Tietjens swore with the extreme vehemence of a man who has been made,
-but who much dislikes being seen, to start.
-
-Macmaster--in evening dress he looked extremely miniature!--said:
-
-"I'm sorry, old man, I know how much you dislike being interrupted. But
-the General is in a terrible temper."
-
-Tietjens rose stiffly, lurched over to an eighteenth century rosewood
-folding washstand, took from its top a glass of flat whisky and soda,
-and gulped down a large quantity. He looked about uncertainly, perceived
-a notebook on a "Chippendale" bureau, made a short calculation in pencil
-and looked at his friend momentarily.
-
-Macmaster said again:
-
-"I'm sorry old man. I must have interrupted one of your immense
-calculations."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"You haven't. I was only thinking. I'm just as glad you've come. What
-did you say?"
-
-Macmaster repeated:
-
-"I said the General is in a terrible temper. It's just as well you
-didn't come up to dinner."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"He isn't . . . He isn't in a temper. He's as pleased as punch at not
-having to have these women up before him."
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"He says he's got the police scouring the whole county for them, and
-that you'd better leave by the first train to-morrow."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I won't. I can't. I've got to wait here for a wire from Sylvia."
-
-Macmaster groaned:
-
-"Oh dear! Oh dear!" Then he said hopefully: "But we could have it
-forwarded to Hythe."
-
-Tietjens said with some vehemence:
-
-"I tell you I won't leave here. I tell you I've settled it with the
-police and that swine of a Cabinet Minister. I've mended the leg of the
-canary of the wife of the police-constable. Sit down and be reasonable.
-The police don't touch people like us."
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"I don't believe you realise the public feeling there is . . ."
-
-"Of course I do, amongst people like Sandbach," Tietjens said. "Sit down
-I tell you. . . . Have some whisky. . . ." He filled himself out another
-long tumbler and, holding it, dropped into a too low-seated, reddish
-wicker arm-chair that had cretonne fixings. Beneath his weight the chair
-sagged a good deal and his dress-shirt front bulged up to his chin.
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"What's the matter with you?" Tietjens' eyes were bloodshot.
-
-"I tell you," Tietjens said, "I'm waiting for a wire from Sylvia."
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"Oh!" And then: "It can't come to-night, it's getting on for one."
-
-"It can," Tietjens said, "I've fixed it up with the postmaster--all the
-way up to Town! It probably won't come because Sylvia won't send it
-until the last moment, to bother me. None the less I'm waiting for a
-wire from Sylvia, and this is what I look like."
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"That woman's the cruellest beast . . ."
-
-"You might," Tietjens interrupted, "remember that you're talking about
-my wife."
-
-"I don't see," Macmaster said, "how one can talk about Sylvia
-without . . ."
-
-"The line is a perfectly simple one to draw," Tietjens said. "You can
-relate a lady's actions if you know them and are asked to. You mustn't
-comment. In this case you don't know the lady's actions even, so you may
-as well hold your tongue." He sat looking straight in front of him.
-
-Macmaster sighed from deep in his chest. He asked himself if this was
-what sixteen hours waiting had done for his friend, what were all the
-remaining hours going to do?
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I shall be fit to talk about Sylvia after two more whiskies. . . .
-Let's settle your other perturbations first. . . . The fair girl is
-called Wannop: Valentine Wannop."
-
-"That's the Professor's name," Macmaster said.
-
-"She's the late Professor Wannop's daughter," Tietjens said. "She's also
-the daughter of the novelist."
-
-Macmaster interjected:
-
-"But . . ."
-
-"She supported herself for a year after the Professor's death as a
-domestic servant," Tietjens said. "Now she's housemaid for her mother,
-the novelist, in an inexpensive cottage. I should imagine the two
-experiences would make her desire to better the lot of her sex."
-
-Macmaster again interjected a "But . . ."
-
-"I got that information from the policeman whilst I was putting his
-wife's canary's leg in splints."
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"The policeman you knocked down?" His eyes expressed unreasoning
-surprise. He added: "He knew Miss . . . eh . . . Wannop then!"
-
-"You would not expect much intelligence from the police of Sussex,"
-Tietjens said. "But you would be wrong. P.C. Finn is clever enough to
-recognise the young lady who for several years past has managed the
-constabulary's wives' and children's annual tea and sports. He says Miss
-Wannop holds the quarter-mile, half-mile, high jump, long jump and
-putting the weight records for East Sussex. That explains how she went
-over that dyke in such tidy style. . . . And precious glad the good,
-simple man was when I told him he was to leave the girl alone. He didn't
-know, he said, how he'd ever a had the face to serve the warrant on Miss
-Wannop. The other girl--the one that squeaked--is a stranger, a Londoner
-probably."
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"_You_ told the policeman . . ."
-
-"I gave him," Tietjens said, "the Rt. Hon. Stephen Fenwick Waterhouse's
-compliments, and he'd be much obliged if the P.C. would hand in a 'No
-Can Do' report in the matter of those ladies every morning to his
-inspector. I gave him also a brand new fi' pun note--from the Cabinet
-Minister--and a couple of quid and the price of a new pair of trousers
-from myself. So he's the happiest constable in Sussex. A very decent
-fellow; he told me how to know a dog otter's spoor from a gravid
-bitch's. . . . But that wouldn't interest you."
-
-He began again:
-
-"Don't look so inexpressibly foolish. I told you I'd been dining with
-that swine. . . . No, I oughtn't to call him a swine after eating his
-dinner. Besides, he's a very decent fellow. . . ."
-
-"You didn't tell me you'd been dining with Mr. Waterhouse," Macmaster
-said. "I hope you remembered that, as he's amongst other things the
-President of the Funded Debt Commission he's the power of life and death
-over the department and us."
-
-"You didn't think," Tietjens answered, "that you are the only one to
-dine with the great ones of the earth! I wanted to talk to that
-fellow . . . about those figures their cursed crowd made me fake. I meant
-to give him a bit of my mind."
-
-"You _didn't_!" Macmaster said with an expression of panic. "Besides,
-they didn't ask you to fake the calculation. They only asked you to work
-it out on the basis of given figures."
-
-"Anyhow," Tietjens said, "I gave him a bit of my mind. I told him that,
-at threepence, it must run the country--and certainly himself as a
-politician!--to absolute ruin."
-
-Macmaster uttered a deep "Good Lord!" and then: "But won't you ever
-remember you're a Government servant. He could . . ."
-
-"Mr. Waterhouse," Tietjens said, "asked me if I wouldn't consent to be
-transferred to his secretary's department. And when I said: "Go to
-hell!" he walked round the streets with me for two hours arguing. . . .
-I was working out the chances on a 4½d. basis for him when you
-interrupted me. I've promised to let him have the figures when he goes
-by up the 1.30 on Monday."
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"You haven't. . . . But by Jove you're the only man in England that
-could do it."
-
-"That was what Mr. Waterhouse said," Tietjens commented. "He said old
-Ingleby had told him so."
-
-"I do hope," Macmaster said, "that you answered him politely!"
-
-"I told him," Tietjens answered, "that there were a dozen men who could
-do it as well as I, and I mentioned your name in particular."
-
-"But I _couldn't_," Macmaster answered. "Of course I could convert a 3d.
-rate into 4½d. But these are the actuarial variations; they're
-infinite. I couldn't touch them."
-
-Tietjens said negligently: "I don't want my name mixed up in the
-unspeakable affair." "When I give him the papers on Monday I shall tell
-him you did most of the work."
-
-Again Macmaster groaned.
-
-Nor was this distress mere altruism. Immensely ambitious for his
-brilliant friend, Macmaster's ambition was one ingredient of his strong
-desire for security. At Cambridge he had been perfectly content with a
-moderate, quite respectable place on the list of mathematical
-postulants. He knew that that made him safe, and he had still more
-satisfaction in the thought that it would warrant him in never being
-brilliant in after life. But when Tietjens, two years after, had come
-out as a mere Second Wrangler, Macmaster had been bitterly and loudly
-disappointed. He knew perfectly well that Tietjens simply hadn't taken
-trouble; and, ten chances to one, it was on purpose that Tietjens hadn't
-taken trouble. For the matter of that, for Tietjens it wouldn't have
-been trouble.
-
-And, indeed, to Macmaster's upbraidings, which Macmaster hadn't spared
-him, Tietjens had answered that he hadn't been able to think of going
-through the rest of his life with a beastly placard like Senior Wrangler
-hung round his neck.
-
-But Macmaster had early made up his mind that life for him would be
-safest if he could go about, not very much observed but still an
-authority, in the midst of a body of men all labelled. He wanted to walk
-down Pall Mall on the arm, precisely, of a largely-lettered Senior
-Wrangler; to return eastward on the arm of the youngest Lord Chancellor
-England had ever seen; to stroll down Whitehall in familiar converse
-with a world-famous novelist, saluting on the way a majority of My Lords
-Commissioners of the Treasury. And, after tea, for an hour at the club
-all these, in a little group, should treat him with the courtesy of men
-who respected him for his soundness. Then he would be safe.
-
-And he had no doubt that Tietjens was the most brilliant man in England
-of that day, so that nothing caused him more anguish than the thought
-that Tietjens might not make a brilliant and rapid career towards some
-illustrious position in the public services. He would very willingly--he
-desired, indeed, nothing better!--have seen Tietjens pass over his own
-head! It did not seem to him a condemnation of the public services that
-this appeared to be unlikely.
-
-Yet Macmaster was still not without hope. He was quite aware that there
-are other techniques of careers than that which he had prescribed for
-himself. He could not imagine himself, even in the most deferential way,
-correcting a superior; yet he could see that, though Tietjens treated
-almost every hierarch as if he were a born fool, no one very much
-resented it. Of course Tietjens was a Tietjens of Groby; but was that
-going to be enough to live on for ever? Times were changing, and
-Macmaster imagined this to be a democratic age.
-
-But Tietjens went on, with both hands as it were, throwing away
-opportunity and committing outrage. . . .
-
-That day Macmaster could only consider to be one of disaster. He got up
-from his chair and filled himself another drink; he felt himself to be
-distressed and to need it. Slouching amongst his cretonnes, Tietjens was
-gazing in front of him. He said:
-
-"Here!" without looking at Macmaster, and held out his long glass. Into
-it Macmaster poured whisky with a hesitating hand. Tietjens said: "Go
-on!"
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"It's late; we're breakfasting at the Duchemin's at ten."
-
-Tietjens answered:
-
-"Don't worry, sonny. We'll be there for your pretty lady." He added:
-"Wait another quarter of an hour. I want to talk to you."
-
-Macmaster sat down again and deliberately began to review the day. It
-had begun with disaster, and in disaster it had continued.
-
-And, with something like a bitter irony, Macmaster remembered and
-brought up now for digestion the parting words of General Campion to
-himself. The General had limped with him to the hall door up at Mountby
-and, standing patting him on the shoulder, tall, slightly bent and very
-friendly, had said:
-
-"Look here. Christopher Tietjens is a splendid fellow. But he needs a
-good woman to look after him. Get him back to Sylvia as quick as you
-can. Had a little tiff, haven't they? Nothing serious? Chrissie hasn't
-been running after the skirts? No? I daresay a little. No? Well
-then . . ."
-
-Macmaster had stood like a gate-post, so appalled. He had stuttered:
-
-"No! No!"
-
-"We've known them both so long," the General went on. "Lady Claudine in
-particular. And, believe me, Sylvia is a splendid girl. Straight as a
-die; the soul of loyalty to her friends. And fearless.--She'd face the
-devil in his rage. You should have seen her out with the Belvoir! Of
-course you know her. . . . Well then!"
-
-Macmaster had just managed to say that he knew Sylvia, of course.
-
-"Well then . . ." the General had continued . . . "you'll agree with me
-that if there _is_ anything wrong between them he's to blame. And it
-will be resented. Very bitterly. He wouldn't set foot in this house
-again. But he says he's going out to her and Mrs. Satterthwaite. . . ."
-
-"I believe . . ." Macmaster had begun . . . "I believe he is . . ."
-
-"Well then!" the General had said: "It's all right. . . . But
-Christopher Tietjens needs a good woman's backing. . . . He's a splendid
-fellow. There are few young fellows for whom I have more . . . I could
-almost say respect. . . . But he needs that. To ballast him."
-
-In the car, running down the hill from Mountby, Macmaster had exhausted
-himself in the effort to restrain his execrations of the General. He
-wanted to shout that he was a pig-headed old fool: a meddlesome ass. But
-he was in the car with the two secretaries of the Cabinet Minister: the
-Rt. Hon. Edward Fenwick Waterhouse, who, being himself an advanced
-Liberal down for a week-end of golf, preferred not to dine at the house
-of the Conservative member. At that date there was, in politics, a phase
-of bitter social feud between the parties: a condition that had not till
-lately been characteristic of English political life. The prohibition
-had not extended itself to the two younger men.
-
-Macmaster was not unpleasurably aware that these two fellows treated him
-with a certain deference. They had seen Macmaster being talked to
-familiarly by General Lord Edward Campion. Indeed, they and the car had
-been kept waiting whilst the General patted their fellow guest on the
-shoulder; held his upper arm and spoke in a low voice into his
-ear. . . .
-
-But that was the only pleasure that Macmaster got out of it.
-
-Yes, the day had begun disastrously with Sylvia's letter; it ended--if
-it was ended!--almost more disastrously with the General's eulogy of
-that woman. During the day he had nerved himself to having an immensely
-disagreeable scene with Tietjens. Tietjens _must_ divorce the woman; it
-was necessary for the peace of mind of himself, of his friends, of his
-family; for the sake of his career; in the very name of decency!
-
-In the meantime Tietjens had rather forced his hand. It had been a most
-disagreeable affair. They had arrived at Rye in time for lunch--at which
-Tietjens had consumed the best part of a bottle of Burgundy. During
-lunch Tietjens had given Macmaster Sylvia's letter to read, saying that,
-as he should later consult his friend, his friend had better be made
-acquainted with the document.
-
-The letter had appeared extraordinary in its effrontery, for it said
-nothing. Beyond the bare statement, "I am now ready to return to you,"
-it occupied itself simply with the fact that Mrs. Tietjens wanted--could
-no longer get on without--the services of her maid, whom she called
-Hullo Central. If Tietjens wanted her, Mrs. Tietjens, to return to him
-he was to see that Hullo Central was waiting on the doorstep for her,
-and so on. She added the detail that there was _no one_ else,
-underlined, she could bear round her while she was retiring for the
-night. On reflection Macmaster could see that this was the best letter
-the woman could have written if she wanted to be taken back; for, had
-she extended herself into either excuses or explanations, it was ten
-chances to one Tietjens would have taken the line that he couldn't go on
-living with a woman capable of such a lapse in taste. But Macmaster had
-never thought of Sylvia as wanting in _savoir faire_.
-
-It had none the less hardened him in his determination to urge his
-friend to divorce. He had intended to begin this campaign in the fly,
-driving to pay his call on the Rev. Mr. Duchemin, who, in early life,
-had been a personal disciple of Mr. Ruskin and a patron and acquaintance
-of the poet-painter, the subject of Macmaster's monograph. On this drive
-Tietjens preferred not to come. He said that he would loaf about the
-town and meet Macmaster at the golf club towards four-thirty. He was not
-in the mood for making new acquaintances. Macmaster, who knew the
-pressure under which his friend must be suffering, thought this
-reasonable enough, and drove off up Iden Hill by himself.
-
-
-Few women had ever made so much impression on Macmaster as Mrs.
-Duchemin. He knew himself to be in a mood to be impressed by almost any
-woman, but he considered that that was not enough to account for the
-very strong influence she at once exercised over him. There had been two
-young girls in the drawing-room when he had been ushered in, but they
-had disappeared almost simultaneously, and although he had noticed them
-immediately afterwards riding past the window on bicycles, he was aware
-that he would not have recognised them again. From her first words on
-rising to greet him: "Not _the_ Mr. Macmaster!" he had had eyes for no
-one else.
-
-It was obvious that the Rev. Mr. Duchemin must be one of those clergymen
-of considerable wealth and cultured taste who not infrequently adorn the
-Church of England. The rectory itself, a great, warm-looking manor house
-of very old red brick, was abutted on to by one of the largest tithe
-barns that Macmaster had ever seen; the church itself, with a primitive
-roof of oak shingles, nestled in the corner formed by the ends of
-rectory and tithe barn, and was by so much the smallest of the three and
-so undecorated that but for its little belfry it might have been a good
-cow-byre. All three buildings stood on the very edge of the little row
-of hills that looks down on the Romney Marsh; they were sheltered from
-the north wind by a great symmetrical fan of elms and from the
-south-west by a very tall hedge and shrubbery, all of remarkable yews.
-It was, in short, an ideal cure of souls for a wealthy clergyman of
-cultured tastes, for there was not so much as a peasant's cottage within
-a mile of it.
-
-To Macmaster, in short, this was the ideal English home. Of Mrs.
-Duchemin's drawing-room itself, contrary to his habit, for he was
-sensitive and observant in such things, he could afterwards remember
-little except that it was perfectly sympathetic. Three long windows gave
-on to a perfect lawn, on which, isolated and grouped, stood standard
-rose trees, symmetrical half globes of green foliage picked out with
-flowers like bits of carved pink marble. Beyond the lawn was a low stone
-wall; beyond that the quiet expanse of the marsh shimmered in the
-sunlight.
-
-The furniture of the room was, as to its woodwork, brown, old, with the
-rich softnesses of much polishing with beeswax. What pictures there were
-Macmaster recognised at once as being by Simeon Solomon, one of the
-weaker and more frail æsthetes--aureoled, palish heads of ladies
-carrying lilies that were not very like lilies. They were in the
-tradition--but not the best of the tradition. Macmaster understood--and
-later Mrs. Duchemin confirmed him in the idea--that Mr. Duchemin kept
-his more precious specimens of work in a sanctum, leaving to the
-relatively public room, good-humouredly and with slight contempt, these
-weaker specimens. That seemed to stamp Mr. Duchemin at once as being of
-the elect.
-
-Mr. Duchemin in person was, however, not present; and there seemed to be
-a good deal of difficulty in arranging a meeting between the two men.
-Mr. Duchemin, his wife said, was much occupied at the week-ends. She
-added, with a faint and rather absent smile, the word, "Naturally."
-Macmaster at once saw that it was natural for a clergyman to be much
-occupied during the week-ends. With a little hesitation Mrs. Duchemin
-suggested that Mr. Macmaster and his friend might come to lunch on the
-next day--Saturday. But Macmaster had made an engagement to play the
-foursome with General Campion--half the round from twelve till
-one-thirty: half the round from three to half-past four. And, as their
-then present arrangements stood, Macmaster and Tietjens were to take the
-6.30 train to Hythe; that ruled out either tea or dinner next day.
-
-With sufficient, but not too extravagant regret, Mrs. Duchemin raised
-her voice to say:
-
-"Oh dear! Oh dear! But you must see my husband and the pictures after
-you have come so far."
-
-A rather considerable volume of harsh sound was coming through the end
-wall of the room--the barking of dogs, apparently the hurried removal of
-pieces of furniture or perhaps of packing cases, guttural ejaculations.
-Mrs. Duchemin said, with her far away air and deep voice:
-
-"They are making a good deal of noise. Let us go into the garden and
-look at my husband's roses, if you've a moment more to give us."
-
-Macmaster quoted to himself:
-
-"'I looked and saw your eyes in the shadow of your hair. . . .'"
-
-There was no doubt that Mrs. Duchemin's eyes, which were of a dark,
-pebble blue, were actually in the shadow of her blue-black, very
-regularly waved hair. The hair came down on the square, low forehead. It
-was a phenomenon that Macmaster had never before really seen, and, he
-congratulated himself, this was one more confirmation--if confirmation
-were needed!--of the powers of observation of the subject of his
-monograph!
-
-Mrs. Duchemin bore the sunlight! Her dark complexion was clear; there
-was, over the cheekbones, a delicate suffusion of light carmine. Her
-jawbone was singularly clear-cut, to the pointed chin--like an
-alabaster, mediæval saint's.
-
-She said:
-
-"Of course you're Scotch. I'm from Auld Reekie myself."
-
-Macmaster would have known it. He said he was from the Port of Leith. He
-could not imagine hiding anything from Mrs. Duchemin. Mrs. Duchemin said
-with renewed insistence:
-
-"Oh, but of _course_ you must see my husband and the pictures. Let me
-see. . . . We must think. . . . Would breakfast now? . . ."
-
-Macmaster said that he and his friend were Government servants and up to
-rising early. He had a great desire to breakfast in that house. She
-said:
-
-"At a quarter to ten, then, our car will be at the bottom of your
-street. It's a matter of ten minutes only, so you won't go hungry long!"
-
-She said, gradually gaining animation, that of course Macmaster would
-bring his friend. He could tell Tietjens that he should meet a very
-charming girl. She stopped and added suddenly: "Probably, at any rate."
-She said the name which Macmaster caught as "Wanstead." And possibly
-another girl. And Mr. Horsted, or something like it, her husband's
-junior curate. She said reflectively:
-
-"Yes, we might try quite a party . . ." and added, "quite noisy and gay.
-I hope your friend's talkative!"
-
-Macmaster said something about trouble.
-
-"Oh, it can't be too much trouble," she said. "Besides, it might do my
-husband good." She went on: "Mr. Duchemin is apt to brood. It's perhaps
-too lonely here." And added the rather astonishing words: "After all."
-
-
-And, driving back in the fly, Macmaster said to himself that you
-couldn't call Mrs. Duchemin ordinary, at least. Yet meeting her was like
-going into a room that you had long left and never ceased to love. It
-felt good. It was perhaps partly her Edinburgh-ness. Macmaster allowed
-himself to coin that word. There was in Edinburgh a society--he himself
-had never been privileged to move in it, but its annals are part of the
-literature of Scotland!--where the ladies are all great ladies in tall
-drawing-rooms; circumspect yet shrewd: still yet with a sense of the
-comic: frugal yet warmly hospitable. It was perhaps just Edinburgh-ness
-that was wanting in the drawing-rooms of his friends in London. Mrs.
-Cressy, the Hon. Mrs. Limoux and Mrs. Delawnay were all almost
-perfection in manner, in speech, in composure. But, then, they were not
-young, they weren't Edinburgh--and they weren't strikingly elegant!
-
-Mrs. Duchemin was all three! Her assured, tranquil manner she would
-retain to any age: it betokened the enigmatic soul of her sex, but,
-physically, she couldn't be more than thirty. That was unimportant, for
-she would never want to do anything in which physical youth counted. She
-would never, for instance, have occasion to run: she would always just
-"move"--floatingly! He tried to remember the details of her dress.
-
-It had certainly been dark blue--and certainly of silk: that rather
-coarsely-woven, exquisite material that has on its folds as of a silvery
-shimmer with minute knots. But very dark blue. And it contrived to be at
-once artistic--absolutely in the tradition! And yet well cut! Very large
-sleeves, of course, but still with a certain fit. She had worn an
-immense necklace of yellow polished amber: on the dark blue! And Mrs.
-Duchemin had said, over her husband's roses, that the blossoms always
-reminded her of little mouldings of pink cloud come down for the cooling
-of the earth. . . . A charming thought!
-
-Suddenly he said to himself:
-
-"What a mate for Tietjens!" And his mind added: "Why should she not
-become an Influence!"
-
-A vista opened before him, in time! He imagined Tietjens, in some way
-proprietarily responsible for Mrs. Duchemin: quite _pour le bon_,
-tranquilly passionate and accepted, _motif_; and "immensely improved" by
-the association. And himself, in a year or two, bringing the at last
-found Lady of his Delight to sit at the feet of Mrs. Duchemin--the Lady
-of his Delight whilst circumspect would be also young and
-impressionable!--to learn the mysterious assuredness of manner, the gift
-of dressing, the knack of wearing amber and bending over standard
-roses--and the Edinburgh-ness!
-
-Macmaster was thus not a little excited, and finding Tietjens at tea
-amid the green-stained furnishings and illustrated papers of the large,
-corrugated iron golf-house, he could not help exclaiming:
-
-"I've accepted the invitation to breakfast with the Duchemins to-morrow
-for us both. I hope you won't mind," although Tietjens was sitting at a
-little table with General Campion and his brother-in-law, the Hon. Paul
-Sandbach, Conservative member for the division and husband of Lady
-Claudine. The General said pleasantly to Tietjens:
-
-"Breakfast! With Duchemin! You go, my boy! You'll get the best breakfast
-you ever had in your life."
-
-He added to his brother-in-law: "Not the eternal mock kedgeree Claudine
-gives us every morning."
-
-Sandbach grunted:
-
-"It's not for want of trying to steal their cook. Claudine has a shy at
-it every time we come down here."
-
-The General said pleasantly to Macmaster--he spoke always pleasantly,
-with a half smile and a slight sibilance:
-
-"My brother-in-law isn't serious, you understand. My sister wouldn't
-think of stealing a cook. Let alone from Duchemin. She'd be frightened
-to."
-
-Sandbach grunted:
-
-"Who wouldn't?"
-
-Both these gentlemen were very lame: Mr. Sandbach from birth and the
-General as the result of a slight but neglected motor accident. He had
-practically only one vanity, the belief that he was qualified to act as
-his own chauffeur, and since he was both inexpert and very careless, he
-met with frequent accidents. Mr. Sandbach had a dark, round, bull-dog
-face and a violent manner. He had twice been suspended from his
-Parliamentary duties for applying to the then Chancellor of the
-Exchequer the epithet "lying attorney," and he was at that moment still
-suspended.
-
-Macmaster then became unpleasantly perturbed. With his sensitiveness he
-was perfectly aware of an unpleasant chill in the air. There was also a
-stiffness about Tietjens' eyes. He was looking straight before him;
-there was a silence too. Behind Tietjens' back were two men with bright
-green coats, red knitted waistcoats and florid faces. One was bald and
-blonde, the other had black hair, remarkably oiled and shiny; both were
-forty-fivish. They were regarding the occupants of the Tietjens' table
-with both their mouths slightly open. They were undisguisedly listening.
-In front of each were three empty sloe-gin glasses and one half-filled
-tumbler of brandy and soda. Macmaster understood why the General had
-explained that his sister had not tried to steal Mrs. Duchemin's cook.
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Drink up your tea quickly and let's get started." He was drawing from
-his pocket a number of telegraph forms which he began arranging. The
-General said:
-
-"Don't burn your mouth. We can't start off before all . . . all these
-other gentlemen. We're too slow."
-
-"No; we're beastly well stuck," Sandbach said.
-
-Tietjens handed the telegraph forms over to Macmaster.
-
-"You'd better take a look at these," he said. "I mayn't see you again
-to-day after the match. You're dining up at Mountby. The General will
-run you up. Lady Claude will excuse me. I've got work to do."
-
-This was already matter for dismay for Macmaster. He was aware that
-Tietjens would have disliked dining up at Mountby with the Sandbachs,
-who would have a crowd, extremely smart but more than usually
-unintelligent. Tietjens called this crowd, indeed, the plague-spot of
-the party--meaning of Toryism. But Macmaster couldn't help thinking that
-a disagreeable dinner would be better for his friend than brooding in
-solitude in the black shadows of the huddled town. Then Tietjens said:
-
-"I'm going to have a word with that swine!" He pointed his square chin
-rather rigidly before him, and looking past the two brandy drinkers,
-Macmaster saw one of those faces that frequent caricature made familiar
-and yet strange. Macmaster couldn't, at the moment, put a name to it. It
-must be a politician, probably a Minister. But which? His mind was
-already in a dreadful state. In the glimpse he had caught of the
-telegraph form now in his hand he had perceived that it was addressed to
-Sylvia Tietjens and began with the word "agreed." He said swiftly:
-
-"Has that been sent or is it only a draft?"
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"That fellow is the Rt. Hon. Stephen Fenwick Waterhouse. He's chairman
-of the Funded Debt Commission. He's the swine who made us fake that
-return in the office."
-
-That moment was the worst Macmaster had ever known. A worse came.
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I'm going to have a word with him. That's why I'm not dining at
-Mountby. It's a duty to the country."
-
-Macmaster's mind simply stopped. He was in a space, all windows. There
-was sunlight outside. And clouds. Pink and white. Woolly! Some ships.
-And two men: one dark and oily, the other rather blotchy on a blonde
-baldness. They were talking, but their words made no impression on
-Macmaster. The dark, oily man said that he was not going to take Gertie
-to Budapest. Not half! He winked like a nightmare. Beyond were two young
-men and a preposterous face. . . . It was all so like a nightmare that
-the Cabinet Minister's features were distorted for Macmaster. Like an
-enormous mask of pantomime: shiny, with an immense nose and elongated,
-Chinese eyes.
-
-Yet not unpleasant! Macmaster was a Whig by conviction, by nation, by
-temperament. He thought that public servants should abstain from
-political activity. Nevertheless, he couldn't be expected to think a
-Liberal Cabinet Minister ugly. On the contrary, Mr. Waterhouse appeared
-to have a frank, humorous, kindly expression. He listened deferentially
-to one of his secretaries, resting his hand on the young man's shoulder,
-smiling a little, rather sleepily. No doubt he was overworked. And then,
-letting himself go in a side-shaking laugh. Putting on flesh!
-
-What a pity! What a _pity_! Macmaster was reading a string of
-incomprehensible words in Tietjens' heavily scored writing. _Not
-entertain_ . . . _flat not house_ . . . _child remain at sister._ . . .
-His eyes went backwards and forwards over the phrases. He could not
-connect the words without stops. The man with the oily hair said in a
-sickly voice that Gertie was hot stuff, but not the one for Budapest
-with all the Gitana girls you were telling me of! Why, he'd kept Gertie
-for five years now. More like the real thing! His friend's voice was
-like a result of indigestion. Tietjens, Sandbach and the General were
-stiff, like pokers.
-
-What a pity! Macmaster thought.
-
-He ought to have been sitting . . . It would have been pleasant and
-right to be sitting with the pleasant Minister. In the ordinary course
-he, Macmaster, would have been. The best golfer in the place was usually
-set to play with distinguished visitors, and there was next to no one in
-the south of England who ordinarily could beat him. He had begun at
-four, playing with a miniature cleek and a found shilling ball over the
-municipal links. Going to the poor school every morning and back to
-dinner; and back to school and back to bed! Over the cold, rushy, sandy
-links, beside the grey sea. Both shoes full of sand. The found shilling
-ball had lasted him three years. . . .
-
-Macmaster exclaimed: "Good God!" He had just gathered from the telegram
-that Tietjens meant to go to Germany on Tuesday. As if at Macmaster's
-ejaculation Tietjens said:
-
-"Yes. It _is_ unbearable. If you don't stop those swine, General, I
-shall."
-
-The General sibilated low, between his teeth:
-
-"Wait a minute. . . . Wait a minute. . . . Perhaps that other fellow
-will."
-
-The man with the black oily hair said:
-
-"If Budapest's the place for the girls you say it is, old pal, with the
-Turkish baths and all, we'll paint the old town red all right, next
-month," and he winked at Tietjens. His friend, with his head down,
-seemed to make internal rumblings, looking apprehensively beneath his
-blotched forehead at the General.
-
-"Not," the other continued argumentatively, "that I don't love my old
-woman. She's all right. And then there's Gertie. 'Ot stuff, but the real
-thing. But I say a man wants . . ." He ejaculated, "Oh!"
-
-The General, his hands in his pockets, very tall, thin, red-cheeked, his
-white hair combed forward in a fringe, sauntered towards the other
-table. It was not two yards, but it seemed a long saunter. He stood
-right over them, they looking up, open-eyed, like schoolboys at a
-balloon. He said:
-
-"I'm glad you're enjoying our links, gentlemen."
-
-The bald man said: "We are! We are! First-class. A treat!"
-
-"But," the General said, "it isn't wise to discuss one's . . . eh . . .
-domestic circumstances . . . at . . . at mess, you know, or in a golf
-house. People might hear."
-
-The gentleman with the oily hair half rose and exclaimed:
-
-"Oo, the . . ." The other man mumbled: "Shut up, Briggs."
-
-The General said:
-
-"I'm the president of the club, you know. It's my duty to see that the
-_majority_ of the club and its visitors are pleased. I hope you don't
-mind."
-
-The General came back to his seat. He was trembling with vexation.
-
-"It makes one as beastly a bounder as themselves," he said. "But what
-the devil else was one to do?" The two city men had ambled hastily into
-the dressing-rooms; the dire silence fell. Macmaster realised that, for
-these Tories at least, this was really the end of the world. The last of
-England! He returned, with panic in his heart, to Tietjens'
-telegram. . . . Tietjens was going to Germany on Tuesday. He offered to
-throw over the department. . . . These were unthinkable things. You
-couldn't imagine them!
-
-He began to read the telegram all over again. A shadow fell upon the
-flimsy sheets. The Rt. Hon. Mr. Waterhouse was between the head of the
-table and the windows. He said:
-
-"We're much obliged, General. It was impossible to hear ourselves speak
-for those obscene fellows' smut. It's fellows like that that make our
-friends the suffragettes! That warrants them. . . ." He added: "Hullo!
-Sandbach! Enjoying your rest?"
-
-The General said:
-
-"I was hoping you'd take on the job of telling these fellows off."
-
-Mr. Sandbach, his bull-dog jaw sticking out, the short black hair on his
-scalp appearing to rise, barked:
-
-"Hullo, Waterslop! Enjoying your plunder?"
-
-Mr. Waterhouse, tall, slouching and untidy-haired, lifted the flaps of
-his coat. It was so ragged that it appeared as if straws stuck out of
-the elbows.
-
-"All that the suffragettes have left of me," he said, laughingly. "Isn't
-one of you fellows a genius called Tietjens?" He was looking at
-Macmaster. The General said:
-
-"Tietjens . . . Macmaster . . ." The Minister went on very friendly:
-
-"Oh, it's you? . . . I just wanted to take the opportunity of thanking
-you."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Good God! What for?"
-
-"_You_ know!" the Minister said, "we couldn't have got the Bill before
-the House till next session without your figures. . . ." He said slily:
-"Could we, Sandbach?" and added to Tietjens: "Ingleby told me. . . ."
-
-Tietjens was chalk-white and stiffened. He stuttered:
-
-"I can't take any credit. . . . I consider . . ."
-
-Macmaster exclaimed:
-
-"Tietjens . . . you . . ." he didn't know what he was going to say.
-
-"Oh, you're too modest," Mr. Waterhouse overwhelmed Tietjens. "We know
-whom we've to thank . . ." His eyes drifted to Sandbach a little
-absently. Then his face lit up.
-
-"Oh! Look here, Sandbach," he said. . . . "Come here, will you?" He
-walked a pace or two away, calling to one of his young men: "Oh,
-Sanderson, give the bobbie a drink. A good stiff one." Sandbach jerked
-himself awkwardly out of his chair and limped to the Minister.
-
-Tietjens burst out:
-
-"Me too modest! _Me_! . . . The swine. . . . The unspeakable swine!"
-
-The General said:
-
-"What's it all about, Chrissie? You probably are too modest."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Damn it. It's a serious matter. It's driving me out of the unspeakable
-office I'm in."
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"No! No! You're wrong. It's a wrong view you take." And with a good deal
-of real passion he began to explain to the General. It was an affair
-that had already given him a great deal of pain. The Government had
-asked the statistical department for figures illuminating a number of
-schedules that they desired to use in presenting their new Bill to the
-Commons. Mr. Waterhouse was to present it.
-
-Mr. Waterhouse at the moment was slapping Mr. Sandbach on the back,
-tossing the hair out of his eyes and laughing like a hysterical
-schoolgirl. He looked suddenly tired. A police constable, his buttons
-shining, appeared, drinking from a pewter-pot outside the glazed door.
-The two city men ran across the angle from the dressing-room to the same
-door, buttoning their clothes. The Minister said loudly:
-
-"Make it guineas!"
-
-It seemed to Macmaster painfully wrong that Tietjens should call anyone
-so genial and unaffected an unspeakable swine. It was unjust. He went on
-with his explanation to the General.
-
-The Government had wanted a set of figures based on a calculation called
-B 7. Tietjens, who had been working on one called H 19--for his own
-instruction--had persuaded himself that H 19 was the lowest figure that
-was actuarially sound.
-
-The General said pleasantly: "All this is Greek to me."
-
-"Oh no, it needn't be," Macmaster heard himself say. "It amounts to
-this. Chrissie was asked by the Government--by Sir Reginald Ingleby--to
-work out what 3 x 3 comes to: it was that sort of thing in principle. He
-said that the only figure that would not ruin the country was nine times
-nine. . . ."
-
-"The Government wanted to shovel money into the working man's pockets,
-in fact," the General said. "Money for nothing. . . . or votes, I
-suppose."
-
-"But that isn't the point, sir," Macmaster ventured to say. "All that
-Chrissie was asked to do was to say what 3 x 3 was."
-
-"Well, he appears to have done it and earned no end of kudos," the
-General said. "That's all right. We've all, always, believed in
-Chrissie's ability. But he's a strong-tempered beggar."
-
-"He was extraordinarily rude to Sir Reginald over it," Macmaster went
-on.
-
-The General said:
-
-"Oh dear! Oh dear!" He shook his head at Tietjens and assumed with care
-the blank, slightly disappointing air of the regular officer. "I don't
-like to hear of rudeness to a superior. In _any_ service."
-
-"I don't think," Tietjens said with extreme mildness, "that Macmaster is
-quite fair to me. Of course he's a right to his opinion as to what the
-discipline of a service demands. I certainly told Ingleby that I'd
-rather resign than do that beastly job. . . ."
-
-"You shouldn't have," the General said. "What would become of the
-services if everyone did as you did?"
-
-Sandbach came back laughing and dropped painfully into his low
-arm-chair.
-
-"That fellow . . ." he began.
-
-The General slightly raised his hand.
-
-"A minute!" he said. "I was about to tell Chrissie, here, that if I am
-offered the job--of course it's an order really--of suppressing the
-Ulster Volunteers . . . I'd rather cut my throat than do it. . . ."
-
-Sandbach said:
-
-"Of course you would, old chap. They're our brothers. You'd see the
-beastly, lying Government damned first."
-
-"I was going to say that I should accept," the General said, "I
-shouldn't resign my commission."
-
-Sandbach said:
-
-"Good _God_!"
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Well, I didn't."
-
-Sandbach exclaimed:
-
-"General! You! After all Claudine and I have said. . . ."
-
-Tietjens interrupted:
-
-"Excuse me, Sandbach. I'm receiving this reprimand for the moment. I
-wasn't, then, rude to Ingleby. If I'd expressed contempt for what he
-said or for himself, that would have been rude. I didn't. He wasn't in
-the least offended. He looked like a cockatoo, but he wasn't offended.
-And I let him over-persuade me. He was right, really. He pointed out
-that, if I didn't do the job, those swine would put on one of our little
-competition wallah head clerks and get all the schedules faked, as well
-as starting off with false premises!"
-
-"That's the view I take," the General said, "if I don't take the Ulster
-job the Government will put on a fellow who'll bum all the farm-houses
-and rape all the women in the three counties. They've got him up their
-sleeve. He only asks for the Connaught Rangers to go through the north
-with. And you know what _that_ means. All the same . . ." He looked at
-Tietjens: "One should not be rude to one's superiors."
-
-"I tell you I wasn't rude," Tietjens exclaimed. "Damn your nice,
-paternal old eyes. Get that into your mind!"
-
-The General shook his head:
-
-"You brilliant fellows!" he said. "The country, or the army, or
-anything, could not be run by you. It takes stupid fools like me and
-Sandbach, along with sound, moderate heads like our friend here." He
-indicated Macmaster and, rising, went on: "Come along. You're playing
-me, Macmaster. They say you're hot stuff. Chrissie's no good. He can
-take Sandbach on."
-
-He walked off with Macmaster towards the dressing-room.
-
-Sandbach, wriggling awkwardly out of his chair, shouted:
-
-"Save the country. . . . Damn it. . . ." He stood on his feet. "I and
-Campion . . . Look at what the country's come to. . . . What with swine
-like these two in our club houses! And policemen to go round the links
-with Ministers to protect them from the wild women. . . . By God! I'd
-like to have the flaying of the skin off some of their backs. I would.
-By God I would."
-
-He added:
-
-"That fellow Waterslops is a bit of a sportsman. I haven't been able to
-tell you about our bet, you've been making such a noise. . . . Is your
-friend really plus one at North Berwick? What are you like?"
-
-"Macmaster is a good plus two anywhere when he's in practice."
-
-Sandbach said:
-
-"Good Lord. . . . A stout fellow. . . ."
-
-"As for me," Tietjens said, "I loathe the beastly game."
-
-"So do I," Sandbach answered. "We'll just lollop along behind them."
-
-
-
-
-IV
-
-
-They came out into the bright open where all the distances under the
-tall sky showed with distinct prismatic outlines. They made a little
-group of seven--for Tietjens would not have a caddy--waiting on the
-flat, first teeing ground. Macmaster walked up to Tietjens and said
-under his voice:
-
-"You've really _sent_ that wire? . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"It'll be in Germany by now!"
-
-Mr. Sandbach hobbled from one to the other explaining the terms of his
-wager with Mr. Waterhouse. Mr. Waterhouse had backed one of the young
-men playing with him to drive into and hit twice in the eighteen holes
-the two city men who would be playing ahead of them. As the Minister had
-taken rather short odds Mr. Sandbach considered him a good sport.
-
-A long way down the first hole Mr. Waterhouse and his two companions
-were approaching the first green. They had high sandhills to the right
-and, to their left, a road that was fringed with rushes and a narrow
-dyke. Ahead of the Cabinet Minister the two city men and their two
-caddies stood on the edge of the dyke or poked downwards into the
-rushes. Two girls appeared and disappeared on the tops of the sandhills.
-The policeman was strolling along the road, level with Mr. Waterhouse.
-The General said:
-
-"I think we could go now."
-
-Sandbach said:
-
-"Waterslops will get a hit at them from the next tee. They're in the
-dyke."
-
-The General drove a straight, goodish ball. Just as Macmaster was in his
-swing Sandbach shouted:
-
-"By God! He nearly did it. See that fellow jump!"
-
-Macmaster looked round over his shoulder and hissed with vexation
-between his teeth:
-
-"Don't you know that you don't shout while a man is driving? Or haven't
-you played golf?" He hurried fussily after his ball.
-
-Sandbach said to Tietjens:
-
-"Golly! That chap's got a temper!"
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Only over this game. You deserved what you got."
-
-Sandbach said:
-
-"I did. . . . But I didn't spoil his shot. He's outdriven the General
-twenty yards."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"It would have been sixty but for you."
-
-They loitered about on the tee waiting for the others to get their
-distance. Sandbach said:
-
-"By Jove, your friend is on with his second . . . You wouldn't believe
-it of such a _little_ beggar!" He added: "He's not much class, is he?"
-
-Tietjens looked down his nose.
-
-"Oh, about _our_ class!" he said. "He wouldn't take a bet about driving
-into the couple ahead."
-
-Sandbach hated Tietjens for being a Tietjens of Groby: Tietjens was
-enraged by the existence of Sandbach, who was the son of an ennobled
-mayor of Middlebrough, seven miles or so from Groby. The feuds between
-the Cleveland landowners and the Cleveland plutocrats are very bitter.
-Sandbach said:
-
-"Ah, I suppose he gets you out of scrapes with girls and the Treasury,
-and you take him about in return. It's a practical combination."
-
-"Like Pottle Mills and Stanton," Tietjens said. The financial operations
-connected with the amalgamating of these two steelworks had earned
-Sandbach's father a good deal of odium in the Cleveland district. . . .
-Sandbach said:
-
-"Look here, Tietjens. . . ." But he changed his mind and said:
-
-"We'd better go now." He drove off with an awkward action but not
-without skill. He certainly outplayed Tietjens.
-
-Playing very slowly, for both were desultory and Sandbach very lame,
-they lost sight of the others behind some coastguard cottages and dunes
-before they had left the third tee. Because of his game leg Sandbach
-sliced a good deal. On this occasion he sliced right into the gardens of
-the cottages and went with his boy to look for his ball among
-potato-haulms, beyond a low wall. Tietjens patted his own ball lazily up
-the fairway and, dragging his bag behind him by the strap, he sauntered
-on.
-
-Although Tietjens hated golf as he hated any occupation that was of a
-competitive nature he could engross himself in the mathematics of
-trajectories when he accompanied Macmaster in one of his expeditions for
-practice. He accompanied Macmaster because he liked there to be one
-pursuit at which his friend undisputably excelled himself, for it was a
-bore always brow-beating the fellow. But he stipulated that they should
-visit three different and, if possible, unknown courses every week-end
-when they golfed. He interested himself then in the way the courses were
-laid out, acquiring thus an extraordinary connoisseurship in golf
-architecture, and he made abstruse calculations as to the flight of
-balls off sloped club-faces, as to the foot-poundals of energy exercised
-by one muscle or the other, and as to theories of spin. As often as not
-he palmed Macmaster off as a fair, average player on some other
-unfortunate fair, average stranger. Then he passed the afternoon in the
-club-house studying the pedigrees and forms of racehorses, for every
-club-house contained a copy of Ruff's guide. In the spring he would hunt
-for and examine the nests of soft-billed birds, for he was interested in
-the domestic affairs of the cuckoo, though he hated natural history and
-field botany.
-
-On this occasion he had just examined some notes of other mashie shots,
-had put the notebook back in his pocket, and had addressed his ball with
-a niblick that had an unusually roughened face and a head like a
-hatchet. Meticulously, when he had taken his grip he removed his little
-and third fingers from the leather of the shaft. He was thanking heaven
-that Sandbach seemed to be accounted for for ten minutes at least, for
-Sandbach was miserly over lost balls and, very slowly, he was raising
-his mashie to half cock for a sighting shot.
-
-He was aware that someone, breathing a little heavily from small lungs,
-was standing close to him and watching him: he could indeed, beneath his
-cap-rim, perceive the tips of a pair of boy's white sand-shoes. It in no
-way perturbed him to be watched since he was avid of no personal glory
-when making his shots. A voice said:
-
-"I say . . ." He continued to look at his ball.
-
-"Sorry to spoil your shot," the voice said. "But . . ."
-
-Tietjens dropped his club altogether and straightened his back. A fair
-young woman with a fixed scowl was looking at him intently. She had a
-short skirt and was panting a little.
-
-"I say," she said, "go and see they don't hurt Gertie. I've lost
-her . . ." She pointed back to the sandhills. "There looked to be some
-beasts among them."
-
-She seemed a perfectly negligible girl except for the frown: her eyes
-blue, her hair no doubt fair under a white canvas hat. She had a striped
-cotton blouse, but her fawn tweed skirt was well hung.
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"You've been demonstrating."
-
-She said:
-
-"Of course we have, and of course you object on principle. But you won't
-let a girl be man-handled. Don't wait to tell me I know it . . . ."
-
-Noises existed. Sandbach, from beyond the low garden wall fifty yards
-away, was yelping, just like a dog: "Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!" and gesticulating.
-His little caddy, entangled in his golf-bag, was trying to scramble over
-the wall. On top of a high sandhill stood the policeman: he waved his
-arms like a windmill and shouted. Beside him and behind, slowly rising,
-were the heads of the General, Macmaster and their two boys. Further
-along, in completion were appearing the figures of Mr. Waterhouse, his
-two companions and _their_ three boys. The Minister was waving his
-driver and shouting. They all shouted.
-
-"A regular rat-hunt," the girl said; she was counting. "Eleven and two
-more caddies!" She exhibited satisfaction. "I headed them all off except
-two beasts. They couldn't run. But neither can Gertie . . ."
-
-She said urgently:
-
-"Come along! You aren't going to leave Gertie to those beasts! They're
-drunk. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Cut away then. I'll look after Gertie." He picked up his bag.
-
-"No, I'll come with you," the girl said.
-
-Tietjens answered: "Oh, you don't want to go to gaol. Clear out!"
-
-She said:
-
-"Nonsense. I've put up with worse than that. Nine months as a
-slavey. . . . Come _along_!"
-
-Tietjens started to run--rather like a rhinoceros seeing purple. He had
-been violently spurred, for he had been pierced by a shrill, faint
-scream. The girl ran beside him.
-
-"You . . . can . . . run!" she panted, "put on a spurt."
-
-Screams protesting against physical violence were at that date rare
-things in England. Tietjens had never heard the like. It upset him
-frightfully, though he was aware only of an expanse of open country. The
-policeman, whose buttons made him noteworthy, was descending his conical
-sandhill, diagonally, with caution. There is something grotesque about a
-town policeman, silvered helmet and all, in the open country. It was so
-clear and still in the air; Tietjens felt as if he were in a light
-museum looking at specimens. . . .
-
-A little young woman, engrossed, like a hunted rat, came round the
-corner of a green mound. "This is an assaulted female!" the mind of
-Tietjens said to him. She had a black skirt covered with sand, for she
-had just rolled down the sandhill; she had a striped grey and black silk
-blouse, one shoulder torn completely off, so that a white camisole
-showed. Over the shoulder of the sandhill came the two city men, flushed
-with triumph and panting; their red knitted waistcoats moved like
-bellows. The black-haired one, his eyes lurid and obscene, brandished
-aloft a fragment of black and grey stuff. He shouted hilariously:
-
-"Strip the bitch naked! . . . Ugh . . . Strip the bitch stark naked!"
-and jumped down the little hill. He cannoned into Tietjens, who roared
-at the top of his voice:
-
-"You infernal swine. I'll knock your head off if you move!"
-
-Behind Tietjens' back the girl said:
-
-"Come along, Gertie. . . . It's only to there . . ."
-
-A voice panted in answer:
-
-"I . . . can't. . . . My heart . . ."
-
-Tietjens kept his eye upon the city man. His jaw had fallen down, his
-eyes stared! It was as if the bottom of his assured world, where all men
-desire in their hearts to bash women, had fallen out. He panted:
-
-"Ergle! Ergle!"
-
-Another scream, a little further than the last voices from behind his
-back, caused in Tietjens a feeling of intense weariness. What did
-beastly women want to scream for? He swung round, bag and all. The
-policeman, his face scarlet like a lobster just boiled, was lumbering
-unenthusiastically towards the two girls who were trotting towards the
-dyke. One of his hands, scarlet also, was extended. He was not a yard
-from Tietjens.
-
-Tietjens was exhausted, beyond thinking or shouting. He slipped his
-clubs off his shoulder and, as if he were pitching his kit-bag into a
-luggage van, threw the whole lot between the policeman's running legs.
-The man, who had no impetus to speak of, pitched forward on to his hands
-and knees. His helmet over his eyes, he seemed to reflect for a moment;
-then he removed his helmet and with great deliberation rolled round and
-sat on the turf. His face was completely without emotion, long,
-sandy-moustached and rather shrewd. He mopped his brow with a carmine
-handkerchief that had white spots.
-
-Tietjens walked up to him.
-
-"Clumsy of me!" he said. "I hope you're not hurt." He drew from his
-breast pocket a curved silver flask. The policeman said nothing. His
-world, too, contained uncertainties and he was profoundly glad to be
-able to sit still without discredit. He muttered:
-
-"Shaken. A bit! Anybody would be!"
-
-That let him out and he fell to examining with attention the bayonet
-catch of the flask top. Tietjens opened it for him. The two girls,
-advancing at a fatigued trot, were near the dyke side. The fair girl, as
-they trotted, was trying to adjust her companion's hat; attached by pins
-to the back of her hair it flapped on her shoulder.
-
-All the rest of the posse were advancing at a very slow walk, in a
-converging semi-circle. Two little caddies were running, but Tietjens
-saw them check, hesitate and stop. And there floated to Tietjens' ears
-the words:
-
-"Stop, you little devils. She'll knock your heads off."
-
-Rt. Hon. Mr. Waterhouse must have found an admirable voice trainer
-somewhere. The drab girl was balancing tremulously over a plank on the
-dyke; the other took it at a jump: up in the air--down on her feet;
-perfectly business-like. And, as soon as the other girl was off the
-plank, she was down on her knees before it, pulling it towards her, the
-other girl trotting away over the vast marsh field.
-
-The girl dropped the plank on the grass. Then she looked up and faced
-the men and boys who stood in a row on the road. She called in a shrill,
-high voice, like a young cockerel's:
-
-"Seventeen to two! The usual male odds! You'll _have_ to go round by
-Camber railway bridge, and we'll be in Folkestone by then. We've got
-bicycles!" She was half going when she checked and, searching out
-Tietjens to address, exclaimed: "I'm sorry I said that. Because some of
-you didn't want to catch us. But some of you _did_. And you _were_
-seventeen to two." She addressed Mr. Waterhouse:
-
-"Why _don't_ you give women the vote?" she said. "You'll find it will
-interfere a good deal with your indispensable golf if you don't. Then
-what becomes of the nation's health?"
-
-Mr. Waterhouse said:
-
-"If you'll come and discuss it quietly . . ."
-
-She said:
-
-"Oh, tell that to the marines," and turned away, the men in a row
-watching her figure disappear into the distance of the flat land. Not
-one of them was inclined to risk that jump: there was nine foot of mud
-in the bottom of the dyke. It was quite true that, the plank being
-removed, to go after the women they would have had to go several miles
-round. It had been a well thought out raid. Mr. Waterhouse said that
-girl was a ripping girl: the others found her just ordinary. Mr.
-Sandbach, who had only lately ceased to shout: "Hi!" wanted to know what
-they were going to do about catching the women, but Mr. Waterhouse said:
-"Oh, chuck it, Sandy," and went off.
-
-Mr. Sandbach refused to continue his match with Tietjens. He said that
-Tietjens was the sort of fellow who was the ruin of England. He said he
-had a good mind to issue a warrant for the arrest of Tietjens--for
-obstructing the course of justice. Tietjens pointed out that Sandbach
-wasn't a borough magistrate and so couldn't. And Sandbach went off, dot
-and carry one, and began a furious row with the two city men who had
-retreated to a distance. He said they were the sort of men who were the
-ruin of England. They bleated like rams. . . .
-
-Tietjens wandered slowly up the course, found his ball, made his shot
-with care and found that the ball deviated several feet less to the
-right of a straight line than he had expected. He tried the shot again,
-obtained the same result and tabulated his observations in his notebook.
-He sauntered slowly back towards the club-house. He was content.
-
-He felt himself to be content for the first time in four months. His
-pulse beat calmly; the heat of the sun all over him appeared to be a
-beneficent flood. On the flanks of the older and larger sandhills he
-observed the minute herbage, mixed with little purple aromatic plants.
-To these the constant nibbling of sheep had imparted a protective
-tininess. He wandered, content, round the sandhills to the small, silted
-harbour mouth. After reflecting for some time on the wave-curves in the
-sloping mud of the water sides he had a long conversation, mostly in
-signs, with a Finn who hung over the side of a tarred, stump-masted,
-battered vessel that had a gaping, splintered hole where the anchor
-should have hung. She came from Archangel; was of several hundred tons
-burthen, was knocked together anyhow, of soft wood, for about ninety
-pounds, and launched, sink or swim, in the timber trade. Beside her,
-taut, glistening with brass work, was a new fishing boat, just built
-there for the Lowestoft fleet. Ascertaining her price from a man who was
-finishing her painting, Tietjens reckoned that you could have built
-three of the Archangel timber ships for the cost of that boat, and that
-the Archangel vessel would earn about twice as much per hour per
-ton. . . .
-
-It was in that way his mind worked when he was fit: it picked up little
-pieces of definite, workmanlike information. When it had enough it
-classified them: not for any purpose, but because to know things was
-agreeable and gave a feeling of strength, of having in reserve something
-that the other fellow would not suspect. . . . He passed a long, quiet,
-abstracted afternoon.
-
-In the dressing-room he found the General, among lockers, old coats, and
-stoneware, washing basins set in scrubbed wood. The General leaned back
-against a row of these things.
-
-"You are the ruddy _limit_!" he exclaimed.
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Where's Macmaster?"
-
-The General said he had sent Macmaster off with Sandbach in the
-two-seater. Macmaster had to dress before going up to Mountby. He added:
-"The _ruddy_ limit!" again.
-
-"Because I knocked the bobbie over?" Tietjens asked. "He liked it."
-
-The General said:
-
-"Knocked the bobbie over . . . I didn't see that."
-
-"He didn't want to catch the girls," Tietjens said, "you could see
-him--oh, yearning not to."
-
-"I don't want to know anything about that," the General said. "I shall
-hear enough about it from Paul Sandbach. Give the bobbie a quid and
-let's hear no more of it. I'm a magistrate."
-
-"Then what have I done?" Tietjens said. "I helped those girls to get
-off. _You_ didn't want to catch them; Waterhouse didn't, the policeman
-didn't. No one did except the swine. Then what's the matter?"
-
-"Damn it all!" the General said, "don't you remember that you're a young
-married man?"
-
-With the respect for the General's superior age and achievements,
-Tietjens stopped himself laughing.
-
-"If you're really serious, sir," he said, "I always remember it very
-carefully. I don't suppose you're suggesting that I've ever shown want
-of respect for Sylvia."
-
-The General shook his head.
-
-"I don't know," he said. "And damn it all I'm worried. I'm . . . Hang
-it, I'm your father's oldest friend." The General looked indeed worn and
-saddened in the light of the sand-drifted, ground glass windows. He
-said: "Was that skirt a . . . a friend of yours? Had you arranged it
-with her?"
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Wouldn't it be better, Sir, if you said what you had on your
-mind? . . ."
-
-The old General blushed a little.
-
-"I don't like to," he said straightforwardly. "You brilliant
-fellows. . . . I only want, my dear boy, to hint that. . ."
-
-Tietjens said, a little more stiffly:
-
-"I'd prefer you to get it out, sir. . . . I acknowledge your right as my
-father's oldest friend."
-
-"Then," the General burst out, "who was the skirt you were lolloping up
-Pall Mall with? On the last day they trooped the colours? . . . I didn't
-see her myself. . . . Was it this same one? Paul said she looked like a
-cook maid."
-
-Tietjens made himself a little more rigid.
-
-"She was, as a matter of fact, a bookmaker's secretary," Tietjens said.
-"I imagine I have the right to walk where I like, with whom I like. And
-no one has the right to question it. . . . I don't mean you, sir. But no
-one else."
-
-The General said puzzledly:
-
-"It's you _brilliant_ fellows. . . . They all say you're
-brilliant. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"You might let your rooted distrust of intelligence . . . It's natural
-of course; but you might let it allow you to be just to me. I assure you
-there was nothing discreditable."
-
-The General interrupted:
-
-"If you were a stupid young subaltern and told me you were showing your
-mother's new cook the way to the Piccadilly tube I'd believe you. . . .
-But, then, no young subaltern would do such a damn, blasted, tomfool
-thing! Paul said you walked beside her like the king in his glory!
-Through the crush outside the Haymarket, of all places in the world!"
-
-"I'm obliged to Sandbach for his commendation. . . ." Tietjens said. He
-thought a moment. Then he said:
-
-"I was trying to get that young woman. . . . I was taking her out to
-lunch from her office at the bottom of the Haymarket. . . . To get her
-off a friend's back. That is, of course, between ourselves."
-
-He said this with great reluctance because he didn't want to cast
-reflection on Macmaster's taste, for the young lady had been by no means
-one to be seen walking with a really circumspect public official. But he
-had said nothing to indicate Macmaster, and he had other friends.
-
-The General choked.
-
-"Upon my soul," he said, "what do you take me for?" He repeated the
-words as if he were amazed. "If," he said, "my G.S.O. II.--who's the
-stupidest ass I know--told me such a damn-fool lie as that I'd have him
-broke to-morrow." He went on expostulatorily: "Damn it all, it's the
-first duty of a soldier--it's the first duty of all Englishmen--to be
-able to tell a good lie in answer to a charge. But a lie like
-that . . ."
-
-He broke off breathless, then he began again:
-
-"Hang it all, I told that lie to my grandmother and my grandfather told
-it to _his_ grandfather. And they call you brilliant! . . ." He paused
-and then asked reproachfully:
-
-"Or do you think I'm in a state of senile decay?"
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I know you, sir, to be the smartest general of division in the British
-Army. I leave you to draw your own conclusions as to why I said what I
-did. . . ." He had told the exact truth, but he was not sorry to be
-disbelieved.
-
-The General said:
-
-"Then I'll take it that you tell me a lie meaning me to know that it's a
-lie. That's quite proper. I take it you mean to keep the woman
-officially out of it. But look here, Chrissie"--his tone took a deeper
-seriousness--"if the woman that's come between you and Sylvia--that's
-broken up your home, damn it, for that's what it is!--is little Miss
-Wannop . . ."
-
-"Her name was Julia Mandelstein," Tietjens said.
-
-The General said:
-
-"Yes! Yes! Of course! . . . But if it _is_ the little Wannop girl and
-it's not gone too far . . . Put her back . . . Put her back, as you used
-to be a good boy! It would be too hard on the mother. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"General! I give you my word . . ."
-
-The General said:
-
-"I'm not asking any questions, my boy; I'm talking now. You've told me
-the story you want told and it's the story I'll tell for you! But that
-little piece is . . . she used to be! . . . as straight as a die. I
-daresay you know better than I. Of course when they get among the wild
-women there's no knowing what happens to them. They say they're all
-whores. . . . I beg your pardon, if you like the girl . . ."
-
-"Is Miss Wannop," Tietjens asked, "the girl who demonstrates?"
-
-"Sandbach said," the General went on, "that he couldn't see from where
-he was whether that girl was the same as the one in the Haymarket. But
-he thought it was . . . He was pretty certain."
-
-"As he's married your sister," Tietjens said, "one can't impugn his
-taste in women."
-
-"I say again, I'm not asking," the General said. "But I do say again
-too: put her back. Her father was a great friend of your father's: or
-your father was a great admirer of his. They say he was the most
-brilliant brain of the party."
-
-"Of course I know who Professor Wannop was," Tietjens said. "There's
-nothing you could tell me about him."
-
-"I daresay not," the General said drily. "Then you know that he didn't
-leave a farthing when he died and the rotten Liberal Government wouldn't
-put his wife and children on the Civil List because he'd sometimes
-written for a Tory paper. And you know that the mother has had a deuced
-hard row to hoe and has only just turned the corner. If she can be said
-to have turned it. I know Claudine takes them all the peaches she can
-cadge out of Paul's gardener."
-
-Tietjens was about to say that Mrs. Wannop, the mother, had written the
-only novel worth reading since the eighteenth century. . . . But the
-General went on:
-
-"Listen to me, my boy. . . . If you can't get on without women . . . I
-should have thought Sylvia was good enough. But I know what we men are.
-. . . I don't set up to be a saint. I heard a woman in the promenade of
-the Empire say once that it was the likes of them that saved the lives
-and figures of all the virtuous women of the country. And I daresay it's
-true. . . . But choose a girl that you can set up in a tobacco shop and
-do your courting in the back parlour. Not in the Haymarket. . . . Heaven
-knows if you can afford it. That's your affair. You appear to have been
-sold up. And from what Sylvia's let drop to Claudine . . ."
-
-"I don't believe," Tietjens said, "that Sylvia's said anything to Lady
-Claudine . . . She's too straight."
-
-"I didn't say 'said,'" the General exclaimed, "I particularly said 'let
-drop.' And perhaps I oughtn't to have said as much as that, but you know
-what devils for ferreting out women are. And Claudine's worse than any
-woman I ever knew. . . ."
-
-"And, of course, she's had Sandbach to help," Tietjens said.
-
-"Oh, that fellow's worse than any woman," the General exclaimed.
-
-"Then what does the whole indictment amount to?" Tietjens asked.
-
-"Oh, hang it," the General brought out, "I'm not a beastly detective, I
-only want a plausible story to tell Claudine. Or not even plausible. An
-obvious lie as long as it shows you're not flying in the face of
-society--as walking up the Haymarket with the little Wannop when your
-wife's left you because of her would be."
-
-"What does it amount to?" Tietjens said patiently: "What Sylvia 'let
-drop'?"
-
-"Only," the General answered, "that you are--that your views
-are--immoral. Of course they often puzzle me. And, of course, if you
-have views that aren't the same as other people's, and don't keep them
-to yourself, other people will suspect you of immorality. That's what
-put Paul Sandbach on your track! . . . and that you're extravagant. . . .
-Oh, hang it. . . . Eternal hansoms, and taxis and telegrams. . . . You
-know, my boy, times aren't what they were when your father and I
-married. We used to say you could do it on five hundred a year as a
-younger son. . . . And then this girl too. . . ." His voice took on a
-more agitated note of shyness--pain. . . . "It probably hadn't occurred
-to you. . . . But, of course, Sylvia has an income of her own. . . .
-And, don't you see . . . if you outrun the constable and . . . In short,
-you're spending Sylvia's money on the other girl, and that's what people
-can't stand." He added quickly: "I'm bound to say that Mrs.
-Satterthwaite backs you through thick and thin. Thick and thin! Claudine
-wrote to her. But you know what women are with a handsome son-in-law
-that's always polite to them. But I may tell you that but for your
-mother-in-law, Claudine would have cut you out of her visiting list
-months ago. And you'd have been cut out of some others too. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Thanks. I think that's enough to go on with. . . . Give me a couple of
-minutes to reflect on what you've said . . ."
-
-"I'll wash my hands and change my coat," the General said with intense
-relief.
-
-At the end of two minutes Tietjens said:
-
-"No; I don't see that there is anything I want to say."
-
-The General exclaimed with enthusiasm:
-
-"That's my good lad! Open confession is next to reform. . . . And . . .
-and try to be more respectful to your superiors. . . . Damn it; they say
-you're brilliant. But I thank heaven I haven't got you in my
-command. . . . Though I believe you're a good lad. But you're the sort of
-fellow to set a whole division by the ears. . . . A regular . . . what's
-'is name? A regular Dreyfus!"
-
-"Did you think Dreyfus was guilty?" Tietjens asked.
-
-"Hang it," the General said, "he was worse than guilty--the sort of
-fellow you couldn't believe in and yet couldn't prove anything against.
-The curse of the world. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Ah."
-
-"Well, they are," the General said: "fellows like that _unsettle_
-society. You don't know where you are. You can't judge. They make you
-uncomfortable. . . . A brilliant fellow too! I believe he's a
-brigadier-general by now. . . ." He put his arm round Tietjens'
-shoulders.
-
-"There, there, my dear boy," he said, "come and have a sloe gin. That's
-the real answer to all beastly problems."
-
-It was some time before Tietjens could get to think of his own problems.
-The fly that took them back went with the slow pomp of a procession over
-the winding marsh road in front of the absurdly picturesque red pyramid
-of the very old town. Tietjens had to listen to the General suggesting
-that it would be better if he didn't come to the golf-club till Monday.
-He would get Macmaster some good games. A good, sound fellow that
-Macmaster now. It was a pity Tietjens hadn't some of his soundness!
-
-The two city men had approached the General on the course and had used
-some violent invectives against Tietjens: they had objected to being
-called ruddy swine to their faces: they were going to the police. The
-General said that he had told them himself, slowly and distinctly, that
-they _were_ ruddy swine and that they would never get another ticket at
-that club after Monday. But till Monday, apparently, they had the right
-to be there and the club wouldn't want scenes. Sandbach, too, was
-infuriated about Tietjens.
-
-Tietjens said that the fault lay with the times that permitted the
-introduction into gentlemen's company of such social swipes as Sandbach.
-One acted perfectly correctly and then a dirty little beggar like that
-put dirty little constructions on it and ran about and bleated. He added
-that he knew Sandbach was the General's brother-in-law, but he couldn't
-help it. That was the truth. . . . The General said: "I know, my boy: I
-know. . . ." But one had to take society as one found it. Claudine had
-to be provided for and Sandbach made a very good husband, careful,
-sober, and on the right side in politics. A bit of a rip; but they
-couldn't ask for everything! And Claudine was using all the influence
-she had with the other side--which was not a little, women were so
-wonderful!--to get him a diplomatic job in Turkey, so as to get him out
-of the way of Mrs. Crundall! Mrs. Crundall was the leading
-Anti-Suffragette of the little town. That was what made Sandbach so
-bitter against Tietjens. He told Tietjens so that Tietjens might
-understand.
-
-Tietjens had hitherto flattered himself that he could examine a subject
-swiftly and put it away in his mind. To the General he hardly listened.
-The allegations against himself were beastly; but he could usually
-ignore allegations against himself and he imagined that if he said no
-more about them he would himself hear no more. If there were, in clubs
-and places where men talk, unpleasant rumours as to himself he preferred
-it to be thought that he was the rip, not his wife the strumpet. That
-was normal, male vanity: the preference of the English gentleman! Had it
-been a matter of Sylvia spotless and himself as spotless as he was--for
-in all these things he knew himself to be spotless!--he would certainly
-have defended himself, at least, to the General. But he had acted
-practically in not defending himself more vigorously. For he imagined
-that, had he really tried, he could have made the General believe him.
-But he had behaved rightly! It was not mere vanity. There was the child
-up at his sister Effie's. It was better for a boy to have a rip of a
-father than a whore for mother!
-
-The General was expatiating on the solidity of a squat castle, like a
-pile of draughts, away to the left, in the sun, on the flatness. He was
-saying that we didn't build like that nowadays.
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"You're perfectly wrong, General. All the castles that Henry VIII. built
-in 1543 along this coast are mere monuments of jerry-building. . . .
-'_In 1543 jactat castra Delis, Sandgatto, Reia, Hastingas Henricus
-Rex_' . . . That means he chucked them down . . ."
-
-The General laughed:
-
-"You are an incorrigible fellow. . . . If ever there's any known,
-certain fact . . ."
-
-"But go and _look_ at the beastly things," Tietjens said. "You'll see
-they've got just a facing of Caen stone that they tide-floated here, and
-the fillings-up are just rubble, any rubbish. . . . Look here! It's a
-known certain fact, isn't it, that your eighteen-pounders are better
-than the French seventy-fives. They tell us so in the House, on the
-hustings, in the papers: the public believes it. . . . But would you put
-one of your tin-pot things firing--what is it?--four shells a
-minute?--with the little bent pins in their tails to stop the
-recoil--against their seventy-fives with the compressed-air
-cylinders. . . ."
-
-The General sat stiffly upon his cushions:
-
-"That's different," he said. "How the devil do you get to know these
-things?"
-
-"It isn't different," Tietjens said, "it's the same muddle-headed frame
-of mind that sees good building in Henry VIII. as lets us into wars with
-hopelessly antiquated field guns and rottenly inferior ammunition. You'd
-fire any fellow on your staff who said we could stand up for a minute
-against the French."
-
-"Well, anyhow," the General said, "I thank heaven you're not on my staff
-for you'd talk my hind leg off in a week. It's perfectly true that the
-public . . ."
-
-But Tietjens was not listening. He was considering that it was natural
-for an unborn fellow like Sandbach to betray the solidarity that should
-exist between men. And it was natural for a childless woman like Lady
-Claudine Sandbach with a notoriously, a flagrantly unfaithful husband to
-believe in the unfaithfulness of the husbands of other women!
-
-The General was saying:
-
-"Who did you hear that stuff from about the French field gun?"
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"From you. Three weeks ago!"
-
-And all the other society women with unfaithful husbands. . . . They
-must do their best to down and out a man. They would cut him off their
-visiting lists! Let them. The barren harlots mated to faithless eunuchs!
-. . . Suddenly he thought that he didn't know for certain that he was
-the father of his child and he groaned.
-
-"Well, what have I said wrong now?" the General asked. "Surely you don't
-maintain that pheasants do eat mangolds. . . ."
-
-Tietjens proved his reputation for sanity with:
-
-"No! I was just groaning at the thought of the Chancellor! That's sound
-enough for you, isn't it?" But it gave him a nasty turn. He hadn't been
-able to pigeonhole and padlock his disagreeable reflections. He had been
-as good as talking to himself. . . .
-
-In the bow-window of another hostelry than his own he caught the eye of
-Mr. Waterhouse, who was looking at the view over the marshes. The great
-man beckoned to him and he went in. Mr. Waterhouse was anxious that
-Tietjens--whom he assumed to be a man of sense--should get any pursuit
-of the two girls stopped off. He couldn't move in the matter himself,
-but a five pound note and possibly a police promotion or so might be
-handed round if no advertisement were given to the mad women on account
-of their raid of that afternoon.
-
-It was not a very difficult matter: for where the great man was to be
-found in the club lounge, there, in the bar, the mayor, the town clerk,
-the local head of the police, the doctors and solicitors would be found
-drinking together. And after it was arranged the great man himself came
-into the bar, had a drink and pleased them all immensely by his
-affability. . . .
-
-Tietjens himself, dining alone with the Minister to whom he wanted to
-talk about his Labour Finance Act, didn't find him a disagreeable
-fellow: not really foolish, not sly except in his humour, tired
-obviously, but livening up after a couple of whiskies, and certainly not
-as yet plutocratic; with tastes for apple-pie and cream of a
-fourteen-year-old boy. And, even as regards his famous Act, which was
-then shaking the country to its political foundations, once you accepted
-its fundamental unsuitedness to the temperament and needs of the English
-working-class, you could see that Mr. Waterhouse didn't want to be
-dishonest. He accepted with gratitude several of Tietjens' emendations
-in the actuarial schedules. . . . And over their port they agreed on two
-fundamental legislative ideals: every working man to have a minimum of
-four hundred a year and every beastly manufacturer who wanted to pay
-less to be hung. That, it appeared, was the High Toryism of Tietjens as
-it was the extreme Radicalism of the extreme Left of the Left. . . .
-
-And Tietjens, who hated no man, in face of this simple-minded and
-agreeable schoolboy type of fellow, fell to wondering why it was that
-humanity that was next to always agreeable in its units was, as a mass,
-a phenomenon so hideous. You look at a dozen men, each of them not by
-any means detestable and not uninteresting: for each of them would have
-technical details of their affairs to impart: you formed them into a
-Government or a club and at once, with oppressions, inaccuracies,
-gossip, backbiting, lying, corruptions and vileness, you had the
-combination of wolf, tiger, weasel and louse-covered ape that was human
-society. And he remembered the words of some Russian: "Cats and monkeys.
-Monkeys and cats. All humanity is there."
-
-Tietjens and Mr. Waterhouse spent the rest of the evening together.
-
-Whilst Tietjens was interviewing the policeman, the Minister sat on the
-front steps of the cottage and smoked cheap cigarettes, and when
-Tietjens went to bed Mr. Waterhouse insisted on sending by him kindly
-messages to Miss Wannop, asking her to come and discuss female suffrage
-any afternoon she liked in his private room at the House of Commons. Mr.
-Waterhouse flatly refused to believe that Tietjens hadn't arranged the
-raid with Miss Wannop. He said it had been too neatly planned for any
-woman, and he said Tietjens was a lucky fellow, for she was a ripping
-girl.
-
-Back in his room under the rafters, Tietjens fell, nevertheless, at once
-a prey to real agitation. For a long time he pounded from wall to wall
-and, since he could not shake off the train of thought, he got out at
-last his patience cards, and devoted himself seriously to thinking out
-the conditions of his life with Sylvia. He wanted to stop scandal if he
-could; he wanted them to live within his income, he wanted to subtract
-that child from the influence of its mother. These were all definite but
-difficult things. . . . Then one half of his mind lost itself in the
-re-arrangement of schedules, and on his brilliant table his hands set
-queens on kings and checked their recurrences.
-
-In that way the sudden entrance of Macmaster gave him a really terrible
-physical shock. He nearly vomited: his brain reeled and the room fell
-about. He drank a great quantity of whisky in front of Macmaster's
-goggling eyes; but even at that he couldn't talk, and he dropped into
-his bed faintly aware of his friend's efforts to loosen his clothes. He
-had, he knew, carried the suppression of thought in his conscious mind
-so far that his unconscious self had taken command and had, for the
-time, paralysed both his body and his mind.
-
-
-
-
-V
-
-
-"It doesn't seem quite fair, Valentine," Mrs. Duchemin said. She was
-rearranging in a glass bowl some minute flowers that floated on water.
-They made there, on the breakfast-table, a patch, as it were, of mosaic
-amongst silver chafing dishes, silver épergnes piled with peaches in
-pyramids, and great silver rose-bowls filled with roses, that drooped to
-the damask cloth. A congeries of silver largenesses made as if a
-fortification for the head of the table; two huge silver urns, a great
-silver kettle on a tripod and a couple of silver vases filled with the
-extremely tall blue spikes of delphiniums that, spreading out, made as
-if a fan. The eighteenth century room was very tall and long; panelled
-in darkish wood. In the centre of each of four of the panels, facing the
-light, hung pictures, a mellowed orange in tone, representing mists and
-the cordage of ships in mists at sunrise. On the bottom of each large
-gold frame was a tablet bearing the ascription: "J. M. W. Turner." The
-chairs, arranged along the long table that was set for eight people, had
-the delicate, spidery, mahogany backs of Chippendale; on the golden
-mahogany sideboard that had behind it green silk curtains on a
-brass-rail were displayed an immense, crumbed ham, more peaches on an
-épergne, a large meat-pie with a varnished crust, another épergne that
-supported the large pale globes of grape-fruit; a galantine, a cube of
-inlaid meats, encased in thick jelly.
-
-"Oh, women have to back each other up in these days," Valentine Wannop
-said. "I couldn't let you go through this alone after breakfasting with
-you every Saturday since I don't know when."
-
-"I do feel," Mrs. Duchemin said, "immensely grateful to you for your
-moral support. I ought not, perhaps, to have risked this morning. But
-I've told Parry to keep him out till 10.15."
-
-"It's, at any rate, tremendously sporting of you," the girl said. "I
-think it was worth trying."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin, wavering round the table, slightly changed the position
-of the delphiniums.
-
-"I think they make a good screen," Mrs. Duchemin said.
-
-"Oh, nobody will be able to see him," the girl answered reassuringly.
-She added with a sudden resolution, "Look here, Edie. Stop worrying
-about my mind. If you think that anything I hear at your table after
-nine months as an ash-cat at Ealing, with three men in the house, an
-invalid wife and a drunken cook, can corrupt my mind, you're simply
-mistaken. You can let your conscience be at rest, and let's say no more
-about it."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin said, "Oh, Valentine! How could your mother let you?"
-
-"She didn't know," the girl said. "She was out of her mind for grief.
-She sat for most of the whole nine months with her hands folded before
-her in a board and lodging house at twenty-five shillings a week, and it
-took the five shillings a week that I earned to make up the money." She
-added, "Gilbert had to be kept at school of course. And in the holidays,
-too."
-
-"I don't understand!" Mrs. Duchemin said. "I simply don't understand."
-
-"Of course you wouldn't," the girl answered. "You're like the kindly
-people who subscribed at the sale to buy my father's library back and
-present it to my mother. That cost us five shillings a week for
-warehousing, and at Ealing they were always nagging at me for the state
-of my print dresses. . . ."
-
-She broke off and said:
-
-"Let's not talk about it any more if you don't mind. You have me in your
-house, so I suppose you've a right to references, as the mistresses call
-them. But you've been very good to me and never asked. Still, it's come
-up; do you know I told a man on the links yesterday that I'd been a
-slavey for nine months. I was trying to explain why I was a suffragette;
-and, as I was asking him a favour, I suppose I felt I needed to give
-_him_ references too."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin, beginning to advance towards the girl impulsively,
-exclaimed:
-
-"You darling!"
-
-Miss Wannop said:
-
-"Wait a minute. I haven't finished. I want to say this: I never talk
-about that stage of my career because I'm ashamed of it. I'm ashamed of
-it because I think I did the wrong thing, not for any other reason. I
-did it on impulse and I stuck to it out of obstinacy. I mean it would
-probably have been more sensible to go round with the hat to benevolent
-people, for the keep of mother and to complete my education. But if
-we've inherited the Wannop ill-luck, we've inherited the Wannop pride.
-And I _couldn't_ do it. Besides I was only seventeen, and I gave out we
-were going into the country after the sale. I'm not educated at all, as
-you know, or only half, because father, being a brilliant man, had
-ideas. And one of them was that I was to be an athletic, not a classical
-don at Cambridge, or I might have been, I believe. I don't know why he
-had that tic . . . But I'd like you to understand two things. One I've
-said already: what I hear in this house won't ever shock or corrupt me;
-that it's said in Latin is neither here nor there. I understand Latin
-almost as well as English because father used to talk it to me and
-Gilbert as soon as we talked at all. . . . And, oh yes: I'm a
-suffragette because I've been a slavey. But I'd like you to understand
-that, though I was a slavey and am a suffragette--you're an
-old-fashioned woman and queer things are thought about these two
-things--then I'd like you to understand that in spite of it all I'm
-pure! Chaste, you know. . . . Perfectly virtuous."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin said:
-
-"Oh, Valentine! Did you wear a cap and apron? You! In a cap and apron."
-
-Miss Wannop replied:
-
-"Yes! I wore a cap and apron and sniffled, 'M'm!' to the mistress; and
-slept under the stairs too. Because I would not sleep with the beast of
-a cook."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin now ran forward and catching Miss Wannop by both hands
-kissed her first on the left and then on the right cheek.
-
-"Oh, Valentine," she said, "you're a heroine. And you only
-twenty-two! . . . Isn't that the motor coming?"
-
-But it wasn't the motor coming and Miss Wannop said:
-
-"Oh, no! I'm not a heroine. When I tried to speak to that Minister
-yesterday, I just couldn't. It was Gertie who went for him. As for me, I
-just hopped from one leg to the other and stuttered: 'V . . . V . . .
-Votes for W . . . W . . . W . . . omen!' . . . If I'd been decently
-brave I shouldn't have been too shy to speak to a strange man. . . . For
-that was what it really came to."
-
-"But that surely," Mrs. Duchemin said--she continued to hold both the
-girl's hands--"makes you all the braver. . . . It's the person who does
-the thing he's afraid of who's the real hero, isn't it?"
-
-"Oh, we used to argue that old thing over with father when we were ten.
-You can't tell. You've got to define the term brave. I was just abject.
-. . . I could harangue the whole crowd when I got them together. But
-speak to one man in cold blood I couldn't. . . . Of course I _did_ speak
-to a fat golfing idiot with bulging eyes, to get him to save Gertie. But
-that was different."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin moved both the girl's hands up and down in her own.
-
-"As you know, Valentine," she said, "I'm an old-fashioned woman. I
-believe that woman's true place is at her husband's side. At the same
-time . . ."
-
-Miss Wannop moved away.
-
-"Now, don't, Edie, don't!" she said. "If you believe that, you're an
-anti. Don't run with the hare and hunt with the hounds. It's your defect
-really. . . . I tell you I'm _not_ a heroine. I _dread_ prison: I _hate_
-rows. I'm thankful to goodness that it's my duty to stop and
-housemaid-typewrite for mother, so that I can't really _do_ things. . . .
-Look at that miserable, adenoidy little, Gertie, hiding upstairs in
-our garret. She was crying all last night--but that's just nerves. Yet
-she's been in prison five times, stomach-pumped and all. Not a moment of
-funk about her! . . . But as for me, a girl as hard as a rock that
-prison wouldn't touch. . . . Why, I'm all of a jump now. That's why I'm
-talking nonsense like a pert schoolgirl. I just dread that every sound
-may be the police coming for me."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin stroked the girl's fair hair and tucked a loose strand
-behind her ear.
-
-"I wish you'd let me show you how to do your hair," she said. "The right
-man might come along at any moment."
-
-"Oh, the right man!" Miss Wannop said. "Thanks for tactfully changing
-the subject. The right man for me, when he comes along, will be a
-married man. That's the Wannop luck!"
-
-Mrs. Duchemin said, with deep concern:
-
-"Don't talk like that. . . . Why should you regard yourself as being
-less lucky than other people? Surely your mother's done well. She has a
-position; she makes money. . . ."
-
-"Ah, but mother isn't a Wannop," the girl said, "only by marriage. The
-real Wannops . . . they've been executed, and attaindered, and falsely
-accused and killed in carriage accidents and married adventurers or died
-penniless like father. Ever since the dawn of history. And then,
-mother's got her mascot . . ."
-
-"Oh, what's that?" Mrs. Duchemin asked, almost with animation, "a
-relic . . ."
-
-"Don't you know mother's mascot?" the girl asked. "She tells everybody.
-. . . Don't you know the story of the man with the champagne? How mother
-was sitting contemplating suicide in her bed-sitting room and there came
-in a man with a name like Tea-tray; she always calls him the mascot and
-asks us to remember him as such in our prayers. . . . He was a man who'd
-been at a German university with father years before and loved him very
-dearly, but not kept touch with him. And he'd been out of England for
-nine months when father died and round about it. And he said: 'Now Mrs.
-Wannop, what's this?' And she told him. And he said, 'What you want is
-champagne!' And he sent the slavey out with a sovereign for a bottle of
-Veuve Cliquot. And he broke the neck of the bottle off against the
-mantelpiece because they were slow in bringing an opener. And he stood
-over her while she drank half the bottle out of her tooth-glass. And he
-took her out to lunch . . . o . . . o . . . oh, it's cold! . . . And
-lectured her . . . And got her a job to write leaders on a paper he had
-shares in . . ."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin said:
-
-"You're shivering!"
-
-"I know I am," the girl said. She went on very fast. "And of course,
-mother always _wrote_ father's articles for him. He found the ideas, but
-couldn't write, and she's a splendid style. . . . And, since then,
-he--the mascot--Tea-tray--has always turned up when she's been in tight
-places. When the paper blew her up and threatened to dismiss her for
-inaccuracies! She's frightfully inaccurate. And he wrote her out a table
-of things every leader writer must know, such as that 'A. Ebor' is the
-Archbishop of York, and that the Government is Liberal. And one day he
-turned up and said: 'Why don't you write a novel on that story you told
-me?' And he lent her the money to buy the cottage we're in now to be
-quiet and write in . . . Oh, I can't go on!"
-
-Miss Wannop burst into tears.
-
-"It's thinking of those beastly days," she said. "And that beastly,
-_beastly_ yesterday!" She ran the knuckles of both her hands fiercely
-into her eyes, and determinedly eluded Mrs. Duchemin's handkerchief and
-embraces. She said almost contemptuously:
-
-"A nice, considerate person I am. And you with this ordeal hanging over
-you! Do you suppose I don't appreciate all your silent heroism of the
-home, while we're marching about with flags and shouting? But it's just
-to stop women like you being tortured, body and soul, week in, week out,
-that we . . ."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin had sat down on a chair near one of the windows; she had
-her handkerchief hiding her face.
-
-"Why women in your position don't take lovers . . ." the girl said,
-hotly. "Or that women in your position _do_ take lovers . . ."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin looked up; in spite of its tears her white face had an air
-of serious dignity:
-
-"Oh, _no_, Valentine," she said, using her deeper tones. "There's
-something beautiful, there's something _thrilling_ about chastity. I'm
-not narrow-minded. Censorious! I don't _condemn_! But to preserve in
-word, thought and action a lifelong fidelity. . . . It's no mean
-achievement. . . ."
-
-"You mean like an egg and spoon race," Miss Wannop said.
-
-"It isn't," Mrs. Duchemin replied gently, "the way I should have put it.
-Isn't the real symbol Atalanta, running fast and not turning aside for
-the golden apple? That always seemed to me the real truth hidden in the
-beautiful old legend. . . ."
-
-"I don't know," Miss Wannop said, "when I read what Ruskin says about it
-in the _Crown of Wild Olive_. Or no! It's the _Queen of the Air_. That's
-his Greek rubbish, isn't it? I always think it seems like an egg-race in
-which the young woman didn't keep her eyes in the boat. But I suppose it
-comes to the same thing."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin said:
-
-"My _dear_! Not a word against John Ruskin in _this_ house."
-
-Miss Wannop screamed.
-
-An immense voice had shouted:
-
-"This way! This way! . . . The ladies will be here!"
-
-
-Of Mr. Duchemin's curates--he had three of them, for he had three
-marshland parishes almost without stipend, so that no one but a very
-rich clergyman could have held them--it was observed that they were all
-very large men with the physiques rather of prize-fighters than of
-clergy. So that when by any chance at dusk, Mr. Duchemin, who himself
-was of exceptional stature, and his three assistants went together along
-a road the hearts of any malefactors whom in the mist they chanced to
-encounter went pit-a-pat.
-
-Mr. Horsley--the number two--had in addition an enormous voice. He
-shouted four or five words, interjected tee-hee, shouted four or five
-words more and again interjected "tee-hee." He had enormous wrist-bones
-that protruded from his clerical cuffs, an enormous Adam's apple, a
-large, thin, close-cropped, colourless face like a skull, with very
-sunken eyes, and when he was once started speaking it was impossible to
-stop him, because his own voice in his ears drowned every possible form
-of interruption.
-
-This morning, as an inmate of the house, introducing to the
-breakfast-room Messrs. Tietjens and Macmaster, who had driven up to the
-steps just as he was mounting them, he had a story to tell. The
-introduction was, therefore, not, as such, a success. . . .
-
-"A STATE OF SIEGE, LADIES! Tee-hee!" he alternately roared and giggled.
-"We're living in a regular state of siege. . . . What with . . ." It
-appeared that the night before, after dinner, Mr. Sandbach and rather
-more than half-a-dozen of the young bloods who had dined at Mountby, had
-gone scouring the country lanes, mounted on motor bicycles and armed
-with loaded canes . . . for Suffragettes! Every woman they had come
-across in the darkness they had stopped, abused, threatened with their
-loaded canes and subjected to cross-examination. The countryside was up
-in arms.
-
-As a story this took, with the appropriate reflections and repetitions,
-a long time in telling, and afforded Tietjens and Miss Wannop the
-opportunity of gazing at each other. Miss Wannop was frankly afraid that
-this large, clumsy, unusual-looking man, now that he had found her
-again, might hand her over to the police whom she imagined to be
-searching for herself and her friend Gertie, Miss Wilson, at that moment
-in bed, under the care, as she also imagined, of Mrs. Wannop. On the
-links he had seemed to her natural and in place; here, with his loosely
-hung clothes and immense hands, the white patch on the side of his
-rather cropped head and his masked, rather shapeless features, he
-affected her queerly as being both in and out of place. He seemed to go
-with the ham, the meat-pie, the galantine and even at a pinch with the
-roses; but the Turner pictures, the æsthetic curtain and Mrs.
-Duchemin's flowing robes, amber and rose in the hair did not go with him
-at all. Even the Chippendale chairs hardly did. And she felt herself
-thinking oddly, beneath her perturbations, of a criminal and the voice
-of the Rev. Horsley that _his_ Harris tweeds went all right with her
-skirt, and she was glad that she had on a clean, cream-coloured silk
-blouse, not a striped pink cotton.
-
-She was right as to that.
-
-In every man there are two minds that work side by side, the one
-checking the other; thus emotion stands against reason, intellect
-corrects passion and first impressions act a little, but very little,
-before quick reflection. Yet first impressions have always a bias in
-their favour, and even quiet reflection has often a job to efface them.
-
-The night before, Tietjens shad given several thoughts to this young
-woman. General Campion had assigned her to him as _maîtresse en
-tître_. He was said to have ruined himself, broken up his home and
-spent his wife's money on her. Those were lies. On the other hand they
-were not inherent impossibilities. Upon occasion and given the right
-woman, quite sound men have done such things. He might, heaven knows,
-himself be so caught. But that he should have ruined himself over an
-unnoticeable young female who had announced herself as having been a
-domestic servant, and wore a pink cotton blouse . . . that had seemed to
-go beyond the bounds of even the unreason of club gossip!
-
-That was the strong, first impression! It was all very well for his
-surface mind to say that the girl was not by birth a tweeny maid; she
-was the daughter of Professor Wannop and she could jump! For Tietjens
-held very strongly the theory that what finally separated the classes
-was that the upper could lift its feet from the ground whilst common
-people couldn't. . . . But the strong impression remained. Miss Wannop
-was a tweeny maid. Say a lady's help, by nature. She was of good family,
-for the Wannops were first heard of at Birdlip in Gloucestershire in the
-year 1417--no doubt enriched after Agincourt. But even brilliant men of
-good family will now and then throw daughters who are lady helps by
-nature. That was one of the queernesses of heredity. . . . And, though
-Tietjens had even got as far as to realise that Miss Wannop must be a
-heroine who had sacrificed her young years to her mother's gifts, and no
-doubt to a brother at school--for he had guessed as far as that--even
-then Tietjens couldn't make her out as more than a lady help. Heroines
-are all very well; admirable, they may even be saints; but if they let
-themselves get careworn in face and go shabby. . . . Well, they must
-wait for the gold that shall be amply stored for them in heaven. On this
-earth you could hardly accept them as wives for men of your own set.
-Certainly you wouldn't spend your own wife's money on them. That was
-what it really came to.
-
-But, brightened up as he now suddenly saw her, with silk for the pink
-cotton, shining coiled hair for the white canvas hat, a charming young
-neck, good shoes beneath neat ankles, a healthy flush taking the place
-of yesterday's pallor of fear for her comrade; an obvious equal in the
-surroundings of quite good people; small, but well-shaped and healthy;
-immense blue eyes fixed without embarrassment on his own. . . .
-
-"By Jove . . ." he said to himself: "It's true! What a jolly little
-mistress she'd make!"
-
-He blamed Campion, Sandbach and the club gossips for the form the
-thought had taken. For the cruel, bitter and stupid pressure of the
-world has yet about it something selective; if it couples male and
-female in its inexorable rings of talk it will be because there is
-something harmonious in the union. And there exists then the pressure of
-suggestion!
-
-He took a look at Mrs. Duchemin and considered her infinitely
-commonplace and probably a bore. He disliked her large-shouldered,
-many-yarded style of blue dress and considered that no woman should wear
-clouded amber, for which the proper function was the provision of
-cigarette holders for bounders. He looked back at Miss Wannop, and
-considered that she would make a good wife for Macmaster; Macmaster
-liked bouncing girls and this girl was quite lady enough.
-
-He heard Miss Wannop shout against the gale to Mrs. Duchemin:
-
-"Do I sit beside the head of the table and pour out?"
-
-Mrs. Duchemin answered:
-
-"No! I've asked Miss Fox to pour out. She's nearly stone deaf." Miss Fox
-was the penniless sister of a curate deceased. "You're to amuse Mr.
-Tietjens."
-
-Tietjens noticed that Mrs. Duchemin had an agreeable throat-voice; it
-penetrated the noises of Mr. Horsley as the missel-thrush's note
-penetrates a gale. It was rather agreeable. He noticed that Miss Wannop
-made a little grimace.
-
-Mr. Horsley, like a megaphone addressing a crowd, was turning from side
-to side, addressing his hearers by rotation. At the moment he was
-bawling at Macmaster; it would be Tietjens' turn again in a moment to
-hear a description of the heart attacks of old Mrs. Haglen at Nobeys.
-But Tietjens' turn did not come. . . .
-
-A high-complexioned, round-cheeked, forty-fivish lady, with agreeable
-eyes, dressed rather well in the black of the not-very-lately widowed,
-entered the room with precipitation. She patted Mr. Horsley on his
-declamatory right arm and, since he went on talking, she caught him by
-the hand and shook it. She exclaimed in high, commanding tones:
-
-"Which is Mr. Macmaster, the critic?" and then, in the dead lull to
-Tietjens: "Are you Mr. Macmaster, the critic? No! . . . Then _you_ must
-be."
-
-Her turning to Macmaster and the extinction of her interest in himself
-had been one of the rudest things Tietjens had ever experienced, but it
-was an affair so strictly business-like that he took it without any
-offence. She was remarking to Macmaster:
-
-"Oh, Mr. Macmaster, my new book will be out on Thursday week," and she
-had begun to lead him towards a window at the other end of the room.
-
-Miss Wannop said:
-
-"What have you done with Gertie?"
-
-"Gertie!" Mrs. Wannop exclaimed with the surprise of one coming out of a
-dream. "Oh yes! She's fast asleep. She'll sleep till four. I told Hannah
-to give a look at her now and then."
-
-Miss Wannop's hands fell open at her side.
-
-"Oh, _mother_!" forced itself from her.
-
-"Oh, yes," Mrs. Wannop said, "we'd agreed to tell old Hannah we didn't
-want her to-day. So we had!" She said to Macmaster: "Old Hannah is our
-charwoman," wavered a little and then went on brightly: "Of course it
-will be of use to you to hear about my new book. To you journalists a
-little bit of previous explanation . . ." and she dragged off
-Macmaster. . . .
-
-That had come about because just as she had got into the dog-cart to be
-driven to the rectory--for she herself could not drive a horse--Miss
-Wannop had told her mother that there would be two men at breakfast, one
-whose name she didn't know; the other, a Mr. Macmaster, a celebrated
-critic. Mrs. Wannop had called up to her:
-
-"A critic? Of what?" her whole sleepy being electrified.
-
-"I don't know," her daughter had answered. "Books, I daresay. . . ."
-
-A second or so after, when the horse, a large black animal that wouldn't
-stand, had made twenty yards at several bounds, the handy man who drove
-had said:
-
-"Yer mother's 'owlin' after yer." But Miss Wannop had answered that it
-didn't matter. She was confident that she had arranged for everything.
-She was to be back to get lunch; her mother was to give an occasional
-look at Gertie Wilson in the garret; Hannah, the daily help, was to be
-told she could go for the day. It was of the highest importance that
-Hannah should not know that a completely strange young woman was asleep
-in the garret at eleven in the morning. If she did, the news would be
-all over the neighbourhood at once, and the police instantly down on
-them.
-
-But Mrs. Wannop was a woman of business. If she heard of a reviewer
-within driving distance she called on him with eggs as a present. The
-moment the daily help had arrived, she had set out and walked to the
-rectory. No consideration of danger from the police would have stopped
-her; besides, she had forgotten all about the police.
-
-Her arrival worried Mrs. Duchemin a good deal, because she wished all
-her guests to be seated and the breakfast well begun before the entrance
-of her husband. And this was not easy. Mrs. Wannop, who was uninvited,
-refused to be separated from Mr. Macmaster. Mr. Macmaster had told her
-that he never wrote reviews in the daily papers, only articles for the
-heavy quarterlies, and it had occurred to Mrs. Wannop that an article on
-her new book in one of the quarterlies was just what was needed. She
-was, therefore, engaged in telling Mr. Macmaster how to write about
-herself, and twice after Mrs. Duchemin had succeeded in shepherding Mr.
-Macmaster nearly to his seat, Mrs. Wannop had conducted him back to the
-embrasure of the window. It was only by sitting herself firmly in her
-chair next to Macmaster that Mrs. Duchemin was able to retain for
-herself this all-essential, strategic position. And it was only by
-calling out:
-
-"Mr. Horsley, _do_ take Mrs. Wannop to the seat beside you and feed
-her," that Mrs. Duchemin got Mrs. Wannop out of Mr. Duchemin's own seat
-at the head of the table, for Mrs. Wannop, having perceived this seat to
-be vacant and next to Mr. Macmaster, had pulled out the Chippendale
-arm-chair and had prepared to sit down in it. This could only have spelt
-disaster, for it would have meant turning Mrs. Duchemin's husband loose
-amongst the other guests.
-
-Mr. Horsley, however, accomplished his duty of leading away this lady
-with such firmness that Mrs. Wannop conceived of him as a very
-disagreeable and awkward person. Mr. Horsley's seat was next to Miss
-Fox, a grey spinster, who sat, as it were, within the fortification of
-silver urns and deftly occupied herself with the ivory taps of these
-machines. This seat, too, Mrs. Wannop tried to occupy, imagining that,
-by moving the silver vases that upheld the tall delphiniums, she would
-be able to get a diagonal view of Macmaster and so to shout to him. She
-found, however, that she couldn't, and so resigned herself to taking the
-chair that had been reserved for Miss Gertie Wilson, who was to have
-been the eighth guest. Once there she sat in distracted gloom,
-occasionally saying to her daughter:
-
-"I think it's very bad management. I think this party's very badly
-arranged." Mr. Horsley she hardly thanked for the sole that he placed
-before her; Tietjens she did not even look at.
-
-Sitting beside Macmaster, her eyes fixed on a small door in the corner
-of a panelled wall, Mrs. Duchemin became a prey to a sudden and
-overwhelming fit of apprehension. It forced her to say to her guest,
-though she had resolved to chance it and say nothing:
-
-"It wasn't perhaps fair to ask you to come all this way. You may get
-nothing out of my husband. He's apt . . . especially on Saturdays. . . ."
-
-She trailed off into indecision. It was possible that nothing might
-occur. On two Saturdays out of seven nothing _did_ occur. Then an
-admission would be wasted; this sympathetic being would go out of her
-life with a knowledge that he needn't have had--to be a slur on her
-memory in his mind. . . . But then, overwhelmingly, there came over her
-the feeling that, if he knew of her sufferings, he might feel impelled
-to remain and comfort her. She cast about for words with which to finish
-her sentence. But Macmaster said:
-
-"Oh, dear lady!" (And it seemed to her to be charming to be addressed
-thus!) "One understands . . . One is surely trained and adapted to
-understand . . . that these great scholars, these abstracted
-cognoscenti . . ."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin breathed a great "Ah!" of relief. Macmaster had used the
-exactly right words.
-
-"And," Macmaster was going on, "merely to spend a short hour; a swallow
-flight . . . 'As when the swallow gliding from lofty portal to lofty
-portal' . . . You know the lines . . . in these, your perfect
-surroundings . . ."
-
-Blissful waves seemed to pass from him to her. It was in this way that
-men should speak; in that way--steel-blue tie, true-looking gold ring,
-steel-blue eyes beneath black brows!--that men should look. She was
-half-conscious of warmth; this suggested the bliss of falling asleep,
-truly, in perfect surroundings. The roses on the table were lovely;
-their scent came to her.
-
-A voice came to her:
-
-"You _do_ do the thing in style, I must say."
-
-The large, clumsy but otherwise unnoticeable being that this fascinating
-man had brought in his train was setting up pretensions to her notice.
-He had just placed before her a small blue china plate that contained a
-little black caviare and a round of lemon; a small Sèvres, pinkish,
-delicate plate that held the pinkest peach in the room. She had said to
-him: "Oh . . . a little caviare! A peach!" a long time before, with the
-vague underfeeling that the names of such comestibles must convey to her
-person a charm in the eyes of Caliban.
-
-She buckled about her her armour of charm; Tietjens was gazing with
-large, fishish eyes at the caviare before her.
-
-"How do you get _that_, for instance?" he asked.
-
-"Oh!" she answered: "If it wasn't my husband's doing it would look like
-ostentation. I'd find it ostentatious for myself." She found a smile,
-radiant, yet muted. "He's trained Simpkins of New Bond Street. For a
-telephone message overnight special messengers go to Billingsgate at
-dawn for salmon, and red mullet, this, in ice, and great blocks of ice
-too. It's such pretty stuff . . . and then by seven the car goes to
-Ashford Junction. . . . All the same, it's difficult to give a breakfast
-before ten."
-
-She didn't want to waste her careful sentences on this grey fellow; she
-couldn't, however, turn back, as she yearned to do, to the kindredly
-running phrases--as if out of books she had read!--of the smaller man.
-
-"Ah, but it isn't," Tietjens said, "ostentation. It's the great
-Tradition. You mustn't ever forget that your husband's Breakfast
-Duchemin of Magdalen."
-
-He seemed to be gazing, inscrutably, deep into her eyes. But no doubt he
-meant to be agreeable.
-
-"Sometimes I wish I could," she said. "He doesn't get anything out of it
-himself. He's ascetic to unreasonableness. On Fridays he eats nothing at
-all. It makes me quite anxious . . . for Saturdays."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I know."
-
-She exclaimed--and almost with sharpness:
-
-"You _know_!"
-
-He continued to gaze straight into her eyes:
-
-"Oh, of course one knows all about Breakfast Duchemin!" he said. "He was
-one of Ruskin's road-builders. He was said to be the most Ruskin-like of
-them all!"
-
-Mrs. Duchemin cried out: "Oh!" Fragments of the worst stories that in
-his worst moods her husband had told her of his old preceptor went
-through her mind. She imagined that the shameful parts of her intimate
-life must be known to this nebulous monster. For Tietjens, turned
-sideways and facing her, had seemed to grow monstrous, with undefined
-outlines. He was the male, threatening, clumsily odious and external!
-She felt herself say to herself: "I will do you an injury, if ever----"
-For already she had felt herself swaying the preferences, the thoughts
-and the future of the man on her other side. He was the male, tender,
-in-fitting; the complement of the harmony, the meat for consumption,
-like the sweet pulp of figs. . . . It was inevitable; it was essential
-to the nature of her relationship with her husband that Mrs. Duchemin
-should have these feelings. . . .
-
-She heard, almost without emotion, so great was her disturbance, from
-behind her back the dreaded, high, rasping tones:
-
-"_Post coitum tristis_! Ha! Ha! That's what it is?" The voice repeated
-the words and added sardonically: "You know what _that_ means?" But the
-problem of her husband had become secondary; the real problem was: "What
-was this monstrous and hateful man going to say of her to his friend,
-when, for long hours, they were away?"
-
-He was still gazing into her eyes. He said nonchalantly, rather low:
-
-"I wouldn't look round if I were you. Vincent Macmaster is quite up to
-dealing with the situation."
-
-His voice had the familiarity of an elder brother's. And at once Mrs.
-Duchemin knew--that _he_ knew that already close ties were developing
-between herself and Macmaster. He was speaking as a man speaks in
-emergencies to the mistress of his dearest friend. He was then one of
-those formidable and to be feared males who possess the gift of right
-intuitions. . . .
-
-Tietjens said: "You heard!"
-
-To the gloating, cruel tones that had asked:
-
-"You know what that means?" Macmaster had answered clearly, but with the
-snappy intonation of a reproving Don:
-
-"Of course I know what it means. It's no discovery!" That was exactly
-the right note. Tietjens--and Mrs. Duchemin too--could hear Mr.
-Duchemin, invisible behind his rampart of blue spikes and silver, give
-the answering snuffle of a reproved schoolboy. A hard-faced, small man,
-in grey tweed that buttoned, collar-like, tight round his throat,
-standing behind the invisible chair, gazed straight forward into
-infinity.
-
-Tietjens said to himself:
-
-"By God! Parry! the Bermondsey light middle-weight! He's there to carry
-Duchemin off if he becomes violent!"
-
-During the quick look that Tietjens took round the table Mrs. Duchemin
-gave, sinking lower in her chair, a short gasp of utter relief. Whatever
-Macmaster was going to think of her, he thought now. He knew the worst!
-It was settled, for good or ill. In a minute she would look round at
-him.
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"It's all right, Macmaster will be splendid. We had a friend up at
-Cambridge with your husband's tendencies, and Macmaster could get him
-through _any_ social occasion. . . . Besides, we're all gentlefolk
-here!"
-
-He had seen the Rev. Horsley and Mrs. Wannop both interested in their
-plates. Of Miss Wannop he was not so certain. He had caught, bent
-obviously on himself, from large, blue eyes, an appealing glance. He
-said to himself: "She must be in the secret. She's appealing to me not
-to show emotion and upset the apple-cart! It is a shame that she should
-be here: a girl!" and into his answering glance he threw the message:
-"It's all right as far as this end of the table is concerned."
-
-But Mrs. Duchemin had felt come into herself a little stiffening of
-morale. Macmaster by now knew the worst; Duchemin was quoting snuffingly
-to him the hot licentiousness of the _Trimalchion_ of Petronius;
-snuffing into Macmaster's ear. She caught the phrase: _Festinans, puer
-calide_. . . . Duchemin, holding her wrist with the painful force of the
-maniac, had translated it to her over and over again. . . . No doubt,
-that too, this hateful man beside her would have guessed!
-
-She said: "Of course we should be all gentlefolk here. One naturally
-arranges that. . . ."
-
-Tietjens began to say:
-
-"Ah! But it isn't so easy to arrange nowadays. All sorts of bounders get
-into all sorts of holies of holies!"
-
-Mrs. Duchemin turned her back on him right in the middle of his
-sentence. She devoured Macmaster's face with her eyes, in an infinite
-sense of calm.
-
-
-Macmaster four minutes before had been the only one to see the entrance,
-from a small panelled door that had behind it another of green baize, of
-the Rev. Mr. Duchemin, and following him a man whom Macmaster, too,
-recognised at once as Parry, the ex-prize-fighter. It flashed through
-his mind at once that this was an extraordinary conjunction. It flashed
-through his mind, too, that it was extraordinary that anyone so
-ecstatically handsome as Mrs. Duchemin's husband should not have earned
-high preferment in a church always hungry for male beauty. Mr. Duchemin
-was extremely tall, with a slight stoop of the proper clerical type. His
-face was of alabaster; his grey hair, parted in the middle, fell
-brilliantly on his high brows; his glance was quick, penetrating,
-austere; his nose very hooked and chiselled. He was the exact man to
-adorn a lofty and gorgeous fane, as Mrs. Duchemin was the exact woman to
-consecrate an episcopal drawing-room. With his great wealth, scholarship
-and tradition. . . . "Why then?" went through Macmaster's mind in a
-swift pinprick of suspicion, "isn't he at least a dean?"
-
-Mr. Duchemin had walked swiftly to his chair which Parry, as swiftly
-walking behind him, drew out. His master slipped into it with a
-graceful, sideways motion. He shook his head at grey Miss Fox who had
-moved a hand towards an ivory urn-tap. There was a glass of water beside
-his plate, and round it his long, very white fingers closed. He stole a
-quick glance at Macmaster, and then looked at him steadily with
-glittering eyes. He said: "Good-morning, doctor," and then, drowning
-Macmaster's quiet protest: "Yes! Yes! The stethoscope meticulously
-packed into the top-hat and the shining hat left in the hall."
-
-The prize-fighter, in tight box-cloth leggings, tight whipcord breeches,
-and a short tight jacket that buttoned up at the collar to his chin--the
-exact stud-groom of a man of property, gave a quick glance of
-recognition to Macmaster and then to Mr. Duchemin's back another quick
-look, raising his eyebrows. Macmaster, who knew him very well because he
-had given Tietjens boxing lessons at Cambridge, could almost hear him
-say: "A queer change this, sir! Keep your eyes on him a second!" and,
-with the quick, light, tip-toe of the pugilist he slipped away to the
-sideboard. Macmaster stole a quick glance on his own account at Mrs.
-Duchemin. She had her back to him, being deep in conversation with
-Tietjens. His heart jumped a little when, looking back again, he saw Mr.
-Duchemin half raised to his feet, peering round the fortifications of
-silver. But he sank down again in his chair, and surveying Macmaster
-with an expression of cunning singular on his ascetic features,
-exclaimed:
-
-"And your friend? Another medical man! All with stethoscope complete. It
-takes, of course, two medical men to certify . . ."
-
-He stopped and with an expression of sudden, distorted rage, pushed
-aside the arm of Parry, who was sliding a plate of sole-fillets on to
-the table beneath his nose.
-
-"Take away," he was beginning to exclaim thunderously, "these
-conducements to the filthy lusts of . . ." But with another cunning and
-apprehensive look at Macmaster, he said: "Yes! yes! Parry! That's right.
-Yes! Sole! A touch of kidney to follow. Another! Yes! Grape-fruit! With
-sherry!" He had adopted an old Oxford voice, spread his napkin over his
-knees and hastily placed in his mouth a morsel of fish.
-
-Macmaster with a patient and distinct intonation said that he must be
-permitted to introduce himself. He was Macmaster, Mr. Duchemin's
-correspondent on the subject of his little monograph. Mr. Duchemin
-looked at him, hard, with an awakened attention that gradually lost
-suspicion and became gloatingly joyful:
-
-"Ah, yes, Macmaster!" he said. "Macmaster. A budding critic. A little of
-a hedonist perhaps? And yes . . . you wired that you were coming. Two
-friends! Not medical men! Friends!" He moved his face closer to
-Macmaster and said:
-
-"How tired you look! Worn! Worn!"
-
-Macmaster was about to say that he was rather hard-worked when, in a
-harsh, high cackle close to his face there came the Latin words. Mrs.
-Duchemin--and Tietjens!--had heard. Macmaster knew then what he was up
-against. He took another look at the prize-fighter; moved his head to
-one side to catch a momentary view of the gigantic Mr. Horsley, whose
-size took on a new meaning. Then he settled down in his chair and ate a
-kidney. The physical force present was no doubt enough to suppress Mr.
-Duchemin should he become violent. And trained! It was one of the
-curious, minor coincidences of life that, at Cambridge, he had once
-thought of hiring this very Parry to follow round his dear friend Sim.
-Sim, the most brilliant of sardonic ironists, sane, decent and
-ordinarily a little prudish on the surface, had been subject to just
-such temporary lapses as Mr. Duchemin. On society occasions he would
-stand up and shout or sit down and whisper the most unthinkable
-indecencies. Macmaster, who had loved him very much, had run round with
-Sim as often as he could, and had thus gained skill in dealing with
-these manifestations. . . . He felt suddenly a certain pleasure! He
-thought he might gain prestige in the eyes of Mrs. Duchemin if he dealt
-quietly and efficiently with this situation. It might even lead to an
-intimacy. He asked nothing better!
-
-He knew that Mrs. Duchemin had turned towards him: he could feel her
-listening and observing him; it was as if her glance was warm on his
-cheek. But he did not look round; he had to keep his eyes on the
-gloating face of her husband. Mr. Duchemin was quoting Petronius,
-leaning towards his guest. Macmaster consumed kidneys stiffly.
-
-He said:
-
-"That isn't the amended version of the iambics. Willamovitz Möllendorf
-that we used . . ."
-
-To interrupt him Mr. Duchemin put his thin hand courteously on
-Macmaster's arm. It had a great cornelian seal set in red gold on the
-third finger. He went on, reciting in ecstasy; his head a little on one
-side as if he were listening to invisible choristers. Macmaster really
-disliked the Oxford intonation of Latin. He looked for a short moment at
-Mrs. Duchemin; her eyes were upon him; large, shadowy, full of
-gratitude. He saw, too, that they were welling over with wetness.
-
-He looked quickly back at Duchemin. And suddenly it came to him; she was
-suffering! She was probably suffering intensely. It had not occurred to
-him that she would suffer--partly because he was without nerves himself,
-partly because he had conceived of Mrs. Duchemin as firstly feeling
-admiration for himself. Now it seemed to him abominable that she should
-suffer.
-
-Mrs. Duchemin was in an agony. Macmaster had looked at her intently and
-looked away! She read into his glance contempt for her situation, and
-anger that he should have been placed in such a position. In her pain
-she stretched out her hand and touched his arm.
-
-Macmaster was aware of her touch; his mind seemed filled with sweetness.
-But he kept his head obstinately averted. For her sake he did not dare
-to look away from the maniacal face. A crisis was coming. Mr. Duchemin
-had arrived at the English translation. He placed his hands on the
-tablecloth in preparation for rising; he was going to stand on his feet
-and shout obscenities wildly to the other guests. It was the exact
-moment.
-
-Macmaster made his voice dry and penetrating to say:
-
-"'Youth of tepid loves' is a lamentable rendering of _puer calide_! It's
-lamentably antiquated . . ."
-
-Duchemin choked and said:
-
-"What? What? What's that?"
-
-"It's just like Oxford to use an eighteenth century crib. I suppose
-that's Whiston and Ditton? Something like that . . ." He observed
-Duchemin, brought out of his impulse, to be wavering--as if he were
-coming awake in a strange place! He added:
-
-"Anyhow it's wretched schoolboy smut. Fifth form. Or not even that. Have
-some galantine. I'm going to. Your sole's cold."
-
-Mr. Duchemin looked down at his plate.
-
-"Yes! Yes!" he muttered. "Yes! With sugar and vinegar sauce!" The
-prize-fighter slipped away to the sideboard, an admirable quiet fellow;
-as unobtrusive as a burying beetle. Macmaster said:
-
-"You were about to tell me something for my little monograph. What
-became of Maggie . . . Maggie Simpson. The Scots girl who was Rossetti's
-model for _Alla Finestra del Cielo_?"
-
-Mr. Duchemin looked at Macmaster with sane, muddled, rather exhausted
-eyes:
-
-"_Alla Finestra_!" he exclaimed: "Oh yes! I've got the water-colour. I
-saw her sitting for it and bought it on the spot. . . ." He looked again
-at his plate, started at sight of the galantine and began to eat
-ravenously: "A beautiful girl!" he said: "Very long necked . . . She
-wasn't of course . . . eh . . . respectable! She's living yet, I think.
-Very old. I saw her two years ago. She had a lot of pictures. Relics of
-course! . . . In the Whitechapel Road she lived. She was naturally of
-that class. . . ." He went muttering on, his head above his plate.
-Macmaster considered that the fit was over. He was irresistibly impelled
-to turn to Mrs. Duchemin; her face was rigid, stiff. He said swiftly:
-
-"If he'll eat a little: get his stomach filled . . . It calls the blood
-down from the head. . . ."
-
-She said:
-
-"Oh, forgive! It's dreadful for you! Myself I will never forgive!"
-
-He said:
-
-"No! No! . . . Why; it's what I'm _for_!"
-
-A deep emotion brought her whole white face to life:
-
-"Oh, you _good_ man!" she said in her profound tones, and they remained
-gazing at each other.
-
-Suddenly, from behind Macmaster's back Mr. Duchemin shouted:
-
-"I say he made a settlement on her, _dum casta et sola_, of course.
-Whilst she remained chaste and alone!"
-
-Mr. Duchemin, suddenly feeling the absence of the powerful will that had
-seemed to overweigh his own like a great force in the darkness, was on
-his feet, panting and delighted:
-
-"Chaste!" He shouted. "Chaste, you observe! What a world of suggestion
-in the word . . .'" He surveyed the opulent broadness of his tablecloth;
-it spread out before his eyes as if it had been a great expanse of
-meadow in which he could gallop, relaxing his limbs after long
-captivity. He shouted three obscene words and went on in his Oxford
-Movement voice: "But chastity . . ."
-
-Mrs. Wannop suddenly said:
-
-"Oh!" and looked at her daughter, whose face grew slowly crimson as she
-continued to peel a peach. Mrs. Wannop turned to Mr. Horsley beside her
-and said:
-
-"You write, too, I believe, Mr. Horsley. No doubt something more learned
-than my poor readers would care for . . ." Mr. Horsley had been
-preparing, according to his instructions from Mrs. Duchemin, to shout a
-description of an article he had been writing about the _Mosella_ of
-Ausonius, but as he was slow in starting the lady got in first. She
-talked on serenely about the tastes of the large public. Tietjens leaned
-across to Miss Wannop and, holding in his right hand a half-peeled fig,
-said to her as loudly as he could:
-
-"I've got a message for you from Mr. Waterhouse. He says if
-you'll . . ."
-
-The completely deaf Miss Fox--who had had her training by
-writing--remarked diagonally to Mrs. Duchemin:
-
-"I think we shall have thunder to-day. Have you remarked the number of
-minute insects. . . ."
-
-"When my revered preceptor," Mr. Duchemin thundered on "drove away in
-the carriage on his wedding day he said to his bride: 'We will live like
-the blessed angels!' How sublime! I, too, after my nuptials . . ."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin suddenly screamed:
-
-"Oh . . . _no_!"
-
-As if checked for a moment in their stride all the others paused--for a
-breath. Then they continued talking with polite animation and listening
-with minute attention. To Tietjens that seemed the highest achievement
-and justification of English manners!
-
-Parry, the prize-fighter, had twice caught his master by the arm and
-shouted that breakfast was getting cold. He said now to Macmaster that
-he and the Rev. Horsley could get Mr. Duchemin away, but there'd be a
-hell of a fight. Macmaster whispered: "Wait!" and, turning to Mrs.
-Duchemin he said: "I can stop him. Shall I?" She said:
-
-"Yes! Yes! Anything!" He observed tears; isolated upon her cheeks, a
-thing he had never seen. With caution and with hot rage he whispered
-into the prize-fighter's hairy ear that was held down to him:
-
-"Punch him in the kidney. With your thumb. As _hard_ as you can without
-breaking your thumb . . ."
-
-Mr. Duchemin had just declaimed:
-
-"I, too, after my nuptials . . ." He began to wave his arms, pausing and
-looking from unlistening face to unlistening face. Mrs. Duchemin had
-just screamed.
-
-
-Mr. Duchemin thought that the arrow of God struck him. He imagined
-himself an unworthy messenger. In such pain as he had never conceived of
-he fell into his chair and sat huddled up, a darkness covering his eyes.
-
-"He won't get up again." Macmaster whispered to the appreciative
-pugilist. "He'll want to. But he'll be afraid."
-
-He said to Mrs. Duchemin:
-
-"Dearest lady! It's all over. I assure you of that. It's a scientific
-nerve counter-irritant."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin said:
-
-"Forgive!" with one deep sob: "You can never respect . . ." She felt her
-eyes explore his face as the wretch in a cell explores the face of his
-executioner for a sign of pardon. Her heart stayed still: her breath
-suspended itself. . . .
-
-Then complete heaven began. Upon her left palm she felt cool fingers
-beneath the cloth. This man knew always the exact right action! Upon the
-fingers, cool, like spikenard and ambrosia, her fingers closed
-themselves.
-
-In complete bliss, in a quiet room, his voice went on talking. At first
-with great neatness of phrase, but with what refinement! He explained
-that certain excesses being merely nervous cravings, can be combated if
-not, indeed, cured altogether, by the fear of, by the determination not
-to ensue, sharp physical pain--which of course is a nervous matter,
-too! . . .
-
-Parry, at a given moment, had said into his master's ear:
-
-"It's time you prepared your sermon for to-morrow, sir," and Mr.
-Duchemin had gone as quietly as he had arrived, gliding over the thick
-carpet to the small door.
-
-Then Macmaster said to her:
-
-"You come from Edinburgh? You'll know the Fifeshire coast then."
-
-"Do I not?" she said. His hand remained in hers. He began to talk of the
-whins on the links and the sanderlings along the flats, with such a
-Scots voice and in phrases so vivid that she saw her childhood again,
-and had in her eyes a wetness of a happier order. She released his cool
-hand after a long gentle pressure. But when it was gone it was as if
-much of her life went. She said: "You'll be knowing Kingussie House,
-just outside your town. It was there I spent my holidays as a child."
-
-He answered:
-
-"Maybe I played round it a barefoot lad and you in your grandeur
-within."
-
-She said:
-
-"Oh, no! Hardly! There would be the difference of our ages! And . . .
-And indeed there are other things I will tell you."
-
-She addressed herself to Tietjens, with all her heroic armour of charm
-buckled on again:
-
-"Only think! I find Mr. Macmaster and I almost played together in our
-youths."
-
-He looked at her, she knew, with a commiseration that she hated:
-
-"Then you're an older friend than I," he asked, "though I've known him
-since I was fourteen, and I don't believe you could be a better. He's a
-good fellow. . ."
-
-She hated him for his condescension towards a better man and for his
-warning--she _knew_ it was a warning--to her to spare his friend.
-
-Mrs. Wannop gave a distinct, but not an alarming scream. Mr. Horsley had
-been talking to her about an unusual fish that used to inhabit the
-Moselle in Roman times. The _Mosella_ of Ausonius; the subject of the
-essay he was writing is mostly about fish. . . .
-
-"No," he shouted, "it's been said to be the roach. But there are no
-roach in the river now." "_Vannulis viridis, oculisque_. No. It's the
-other way round: _Red_ fins . . ."
-
-Mrs. Wannop's scream and her wide gesture: her hand, indeed, was nearly
-over his mouth and her trailing sleeve across his plate!--were enough to
-interrupt him.
-
-"_Tietjens_!" she again screamed. "Is it possible? . . ."
-
-She pushed her daughter out of her seat and, moving round beside the
-young man, she overwhelmed him with vociferous love. As Tietjens had
-turned to speak to Mrs. Duchemin she had recognised his aquiline
-half-profile as exactly that of his father at her own wedding-breakfast.
-To the table that knew it by heart--though Tietjens himself didn't!--she
-recited the story of how his father had saved her life, and was her
-mascot. And she offered the son--for to the father she had never been
-allowed to make any return--her house, her purse, her heart, her time,
-her all. She was so completely sincere that, as the party broke up, she
-just nodded to Macmaster and, catching Tietjens forcibly by the arm,
-said perfunctorily to the critic:
-
-"Sorry I can't help you any more with the article. But my dear Chrissie
-must have the books he wants. At once! This very minute!"
-
-She moved off, Tietjens grappled to her, her daughter following as a
-young swan follows its parents. In her gracious manner Mrs. Duchemin had
-received the thanks of her guests for her wonderful breakfast and had
-hoped that now that they had found their ways there. . . .
-
-The echoes of the dispersed festival seemed to whisper in the room.
-Macmaster and Mrs. Duchemin faced each other, their eyes wary--and
-longing.
-
-He said:
-
-"It's dreadful to have to go now. But I have an engagement."
-
-She said:
-
-"Yes! I know! With your great friends."
-
-He answered:
-
-"Oh, only with Mr. Waterhouse and General Campion . . . and Mr.
-Sandbach, of course . . ."
-
-She had a moment of fierce pleasure at the thought that Tietjens was not
-to be of the company: _her_ man would be out-soaring the vulgarian of
-his youth, of his past that she didn't know. . . . Almost harshly she
-exclaimed:
-
-"I don't want you to be mistaken about Kingussie House. It was just a
-holiday school. Not a grand place."
-
-"It was very costly," he said, and she seemed to waver on her feet.
-
-"Yes! yes!" she said, nearly in a whisper "But you're so grand now! I
-was only the child of very poor bodies. Johnstons of Midlothian. But
-very poor bodies. . . . I . . . He bought me, you might say. You know.
-. . . Put me to very rich schools: when I was fourteen . . . my people
-were glad. . . . But I think if my mother had known when I married . . ."
-She writhed her whole body. "Oh, dreadful! dreadful!" she exclaimed.
-"I want you to know . . ."
-
-His hands were shaking as if he had been in a jolting cart. . . .
-
-Their lips met in a passion of pity and tears. He removed his mouth to
-say: "I must see you this evening. . . . I shall be mad with anxiety
-about you." She whispered: "Yes! yes! . . . In the yew walk." Her eyes
-were closed, she pressed her body fiercely into his. "You are the . . .
-first . . . man . . ." she breathed.
-
-"I will be the only one for ever," he said.
-
-He began to see himself: in the tall room, with the long curtains: a
-round, eagle mirror reflected them gleaming: like a bejewelled picture
-with great depths: the entwined figures.
-
-They drew apart to gaze at each other: holding hands. . . . The voice of
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Macmaster! You're to dine at Mrs. Wannop's to-night. Don't dress; I
-shan't." He was looking at them without any expression, as if he had
-interrupted a game of cards; large, grey, fresh-featured, the white
-patch glistening on the side of his grizzling hair.
-
-Macmaster said:
-
-"All right. It's near here, isn't it? . . . I've got an engagement just
-after . . ." Tietjens said that that would be all right: he would be
-working himself. All night probably. For Waterhouse . . .
-
-Mrs. Duchemin said with swift jealousy:
-
-"You let him order you about . . ." Tietjens was gone.
-
-Macmaster said absently:
-
-"Who? Chrissie? . . . Yes! Sometimes I him, sometimes he me. . . . We
-make engagements. My best friend. The most brilliant man in England, of
-the best stock too. Tietjens of Groby. . . ." Feeling that she didn't
-appreciate his friend he was abstractly piling on commendations: "He's
-making calculations now. For the Government that no other man in England
-could make. But he's going . . ."
-
-An extreme languor had settled on him, he felt weakened but yet
-triumphant with the cessation of her grasp. It occurred to him numbly
-that he would be seeing less of Tietjens. A grief. He heard himself
-quote:
-
-"'Since when we stand side by side!'" His voice trembled.
-
-"Ah yes!" came in her deep tones: "The beautiful lines . . . They're
-true. We must part. In this world . . ." They seemed to her lovely and
-mournful words to say; heavenly to have them to say, vibratingly,
-arousing all sorts of images. Macmaster, mournfully too, said:
-
-"We must wait." He added fiercely: "But to-night, at dusk!" He imagined
-the dusk, under the yew hedge. A shining motor drew up in the sunlight
-under the window.
-
-"Yes! yes!" she said. "There's a little white gate from the lane." She
-imagined their interview of passion and mournfulness amongst dim objects
-half seen. So much of glamour she could allow herself.
-
-Afterwards he must come to the house to ask after her health and they
-would walk side by side on the lawn, publicly, in the warm light,
-talking of indifferent but beautiful poetries, a little wearily, but
-with what currents electrifying and passing between their flesh. . . .
-And then: long, circumspect years. . . .
-
-
-Macmaster went down the tall steps to the car that gleamed in the summer
-sun. The roses shone over the supremely levelled turf. His heel met the
-stones with the hard tread of a conqueror. He could have shouted aloud!
-
-
-
-
-VI
-
-
-Tietjens lit a pipe beside the stile, having first meticulously cleaned
-out the bowl and the stem with a surgical needle, in his experience the
-best of all pipe-cleaners, since, made of German silver, it is flexible,
-won't corrode and is indestructible. He wiped off methodically, with a
-great dock-leaf, the glutinous brown products of burnt tobacco, the
-young woman, as he was aware, watching him from behind his back. As soon
-as he had restored the surgical needle to the notebook in which it
-lived, and had put the notebook into its bulky pocket. Miss Wannop moved
-off down the path: it was only suited for Indian file, and had on the
-left hand a ten foot, untrimmed quicken hedge, the hawthorn blossoms
-just beginning to blacken at the edges and small green haws to show. On
-the right the grass was above knee high and bowed to those that passed.
-The sun was exactly vertical; the chaffinchs said: "Pink! pink!": the
-young woman had an agreeable back.
-
-This, Tietjens thought, is England! A man and a maid walk through
-Kentish grass fields: the grass ripe for the scythe. The man honourable,
-clean, upright; the maid virtuous, clean, vigorous: he of good birth;
-she of birth quite as good; each filled with a too good breakfast that
-each could yet capably digest. Each come just from an admirably
-appointed establishment: a table surrounded by the best people: their
-promenade sanctioned, as it were, by the Church--two clergy--the State:
-two Government officials; by mothers, friends, old maids. . . . Each
-knew the names of birds that piped and grasses that bowed: chaffinch,
-greenfinch, yellow-ammer (_not_, my dear, hammer! _ammer_ from the
-Middle High German for "finch"), garden warbler, Dartford warbler,
-pied-wagtail, known as "dishwasher." (These _charming_ local dialect
-names.) Marguerites over the grass, stretching in an infinite white
-blaze: grasses purple in a haze to the far distant hedgerow: coltsfoot,
-wild white clover, sainfoin, Italian rye grass (all technical names that
-the best people must know: the best grass mixture for permanent pasture
-on the Wealden loam). In the hedge: Our Lady's bedstraw: dead-nettle:
-bachelor's button (but in _Sussex_ they call it ragged robin, my dear):
-So interesting! cowslip (paigle, you know, from old French _pasque_,
-meaning Easter): burr, burdock (farmer that thy wife may thrive, but not
-burr and burdock wive!); violet leaves, the flowers of course over;
-black briony; wild clematis: later it's old man's beard; purple
-loose-strife. (That our young maids long purples call and literal
-shepherds give a grosser name. _So_ racy of the soil!) . . . Walk, then,
-through the field, gallant youth and fair maid, minds cluttered up with
-all these useless anodynes for thought, quotation, imbecile epithets!
-Dead silent: unable to talk: from too good breakfast to probably
-extremely bad lunch. The young woman, so the young man is duly warned,
-to prepare it: pink india-rubber half-cooked cold beef, no doubt: tepid
-potatoes, water in the bottom of willow-pattern dish. (_No_! _Not_
-genuine willow-pattern, of _course_, Mr. Tietjens.) Overgrown lettuce
-with wood-vinegar to make the mouth scream with pain; pickles, also
-preserved in wood-vinegar; two bottles of public-house beer that, on
-opening, squirts to the wall. A glass of invalid port . . . for the
-_gentleman_! . . . and the jaws hardly able to open after the too
-enormous breakfast at 10.15. Mid-day now!
-
-"God's England!" Tietjens exclaimed to himself in high good humour.
-"'Land of Hope and Glory!'--F natural descending to tonic, C major:
-chord of 6-4, suspension over dominant seventh to common chord of C
-major. . . . All absolutely correct! Double basses, 'cellos, all
-violins: all wood wind: all brass. Full grand organ: all stops: special
-_vox humana_ and key-bugle effect. . . . Across the counties came the
-sound of bugles that his father knew. . . . Pipe exactly right. It must
-be: pipe of Englishman of good birth: ditto tobacco. Attractive young
-woman's back. English mid-day midsummer. Best climate in the world! No
-day on which man may not go abroad!" Tietjens paused and aimed with his
-hazel stick an immense blow at a tall spike of yellow mullein with its
-undecided, furry, glaucous leaves and its undecided, buttony, unripe
-lemon-coloured flower. The structure collapsed, gracefully, like a woman
-killed among crinolines!
-
-"Now I'm a bloody murderer!" Tietjens said. "Not gory! Green-stained
-with vital fluid of innocent plant . . . And by God! Not a woman in the
-country who won't let you rape her after an hour's acquaintance!" He
-slew two more mulleins and a sow-thistle! A shadow, but not from the
-sun, a gloom, lay across the sixty acres of purple grass bloom and
-marguerites, white: like petticoats of lace over the grass!
-
-"By God," he said, "Church! State! Army! H.M. Ministry: H.M. Opposition;
-H.M. City Man. . . . All the governing class! All rotten! Thank God
-we've got a navy! . . . But perhaps that's rotten too! Who knows!
-Britannia needs no bulwarks . . . Then thank God for the upright young
-man and the virtuous maiden in the summer fields: he Tory of the Tories
-as he should be: she suffragette of the militants: militant here in
-earth . . . as she should be! As she should be! In the early decades of
-the twentieth century however else can a woman keep clean and wholesome!
-Ranting from platforms, splendid for the lungs: bashing in policemen's
-helmets. . . . No! It's I do that: my part, I think, miss! . . .
-Carrying heavy banners in twenty mile processions through streets of
-Sodom. All splendid! I bet she's virtuous. But you don't have to bet. It
-isn't done on certainties. You can tell it in the eye. Nice eyes!
-Attractive back. Virginal cockiness. . . . Yes, better occupation for
-mothers of empire than attending on lewd husbands year in year out till
-you're as hysterical as a female cat on heat. . . . You could see it in
-her: that woman: you can see it in most of 'em! Thank God then for the
-Tory, upright young married man and the Suffragette kid . . . Backbone
-of England! . . ."
-
-He killed another flower.
-
-"But by God! we're both under a cloud! Both! . . . That kid and I! And
-General Lord Edward Campion, Lady Claudine Sandbach, and the Hon. Paul,
-M.P. (suspended) to spread the tale. . . . And forty toothless fogies in
-the club to spread it: and no end visiting books yawning to have your
-names cut out of them, my boy! . . . My dear boy: I so regret: your
-father's oldest friend. . . . By Jove, the pistachio nut of that
-galantine! Repeating! Breakfast gone wrong: gloomy reflections! Thought
-I could stand anything: digestion of an ostrich. . . . But no! Gloomy
-reflections: I'm hysterical: like that large-eyed whore! For same
-reason! Wrong diet and wrong life: diet meant for partridge shooters
-over the turnips consumed by the sedentary. England the land of
-pills . . . _Das Pillen-Land_, the Germans call us. Very properly . . .
-And, damn it: outdoor diet: boiled mutton, turnips: sedentary life . . .
-and forced up against the filthiness of the world: your nose in it all day
-long! . . . Why, hang it, I'm as badly off as she. Sylvia's as bad as
-Duchemin! . . . I'd never have thought that . . . No wonder meat's
-turned to uric acid . . . prime cause of neurasthenia. . . . What a
-beastly muddle! Poor Macmaster! He's finished. Poor devil: he'd better
-have ogled this kid. He could have sung: 'Highland Mary' a better tune
-than 'This is the end of every man's desire' . . . You can cut it on his
-tombstone, you can write it on his card that a young man tacked on to a
-paulo-post pre-Raphaelite prostitute. . . ."
-
-He stopped suddenly in his walk. It had occurred to him that he ought
-not to be walking with this girl!
-
-"But damn it all," he said to himself, "she makes a good screen for
-Sylvia . . . who cares! She must chance it. She's probably struck off
-all their beastly visiting lists already . . . as a suffragette!"
-
-Miss Wannop, a cricket pitch or so ahead of him, hopped over a stile:
-left foot on the step, right on the top bar, a touch of the left on the
-other steps, and down on the white, drifted dust of a road they no doubt
-had to cross. She stood waiting, her back still to him. . . . Her nimble
-foot-work, her attractive back, seemed to him, now, infinitely pathetic.
-To let scandal attach to her was like cutting the wings of a goldfinch:
-the bright creature, yellow, white, golden and delicate that in the
-sunlight makes a haze with its wings beside this thistle-tops. No; damn
-it! it was worse; it was worse than putting out, as the bird-fancier
-does, the eyes of a chaffinch. . . . Infinitely pathetic!
-
-Above the stile, in an elm, a chaffinch said: "Pink! pink!"
-
-The imbecile sound filled him with rage; he said to the bird:
-
-"Damn your eyes! _Have_ them put out, then!" The beastly bird that made
-the odious noise, when it had its eyes put out, at least squealed like
-any other skylark or tom-tit. Damn all birds, field naturalists,
-botanists! In the same way he addressed the back of Miss Wannop: "Damn
-your eyes! _Have_ your chastity impugned them? What do you speak to
-strange men in public for! You know you can't do it in this country. If
-it were a decent, straight land like Ireland where people cut each
-other's throats for clean issues: Papist versus Prot. . . . well, you
-could! You could walk through Ireland from east to west and speak to
-every man you met. . . . 'Rich and rare were the gems she wore . . .' To
-every man you met as long as he wasn't an Englishman of good birth:
-_that_ would deflower you!" He was scrambling clumsily over the stile.
-"Well! _be_ deflowered then: _lose_ your infantile reputation. You've
-spoken to strange pitch: you're defiled . . . with the benefit of
-Clergy, Army, Cabinet, Administration, Opposition, mothers and old maids
-of England. . . . They'd all tell you you can't talk to a strange man,
-in the sunlight, on the links without becoming a screen for some Sylvia
-or other. . . . Then _be_ a screen for Sylvia: _get_ struck off the
-visiting books! The deeper you're implicated, the more bloody villain I
-am! I'd like the whole lot to see us here: that would settle it. . . ."
-
-Nevertheless, when at the road-side he stood level with Miss Wannop who
-did not look at him, and saw the white road running to right and left
-with no stile opposite, he said gruffly to her:
-
-"Where's the next stile? I hate walking on roads!" She pointed with her
-chin along the opposite hedgerow. "Fifty yards!" she said.
-
-"Come along!" he exclaimed, and set off at a trot almost. It had come
-into his head that it would be just the beastly sort of thing that would
-happen if a car with General Campion and Lady Claudine and Paul Sandbach
-all aboard should come along that blinding stretch of road: or one
-alone: perhaps the General driving the dog-cart he affected. He said to
-himself:
-
-"By God! If they cut this girl I'd break their backs over my knee!" and
-he hastened. "Just the beastly thing that _would_ happen." The road
-probably led straight in at the front door of Mountby!
-
-Miss Wannop trotted along a little in his rear. She thought him the most
-extraordinary man: as mad as he was odious. Sane people, if they're
-going to hurry--but _why_ hurry!--do it in the shade of field hedgerows,
-not in the white blaze of county council roads. Well, he could go ahead.
-In the next field she was going to have it out with him: she didn't
-intend to be hot with running: let him be, his hateful, but certainly
-noticeable eyes, protruding at her like a lobster's; but she cool and
-denunciatory in her pretty blouse. . . .
-
-There was a dog-cart coming behind them!
-
-Suddenly it came into her head: that fool had been lying when he had
-said that the police meant to let them alone: lying over the
-breakfast-table. . . . The dog-cart contained the police: after them!
-She didn't waste time looking round: she wasn't a fool like Atalanta in
-the egg race. She picked up her heels and sprinted. She beat him by a
-yard and a half to the kissing-gate, white in the hedge: panicked:
-breathing hard. He panted into it, after her: the fool hadn't the sense
-to let her through first. They were jammed in together: face to face,
-panting! An occasion on which sweethearts kiss in Kent: the gate being
-made in three, the inner flange of the V moving on hinges. It stops
-cattle getting through: but this great lout of a Yorkshireman didn't
-know: trying to push through like a mad bullock! Now they were caught.
-Three weeks in Wandsworth gaol. . . . Oh hang. . . .
-
-The voice of Mrs. Wannop--of course it was only mother! Twenty feet on
-high or so behind the kicking mare, with a good, round face like a
-peony--said:
-
-"Ah, you can jam my Val in a gate and hold her . . . but she gave you
-seven yards in twenty and beat you to the gate. That was her father's
-ambition!" She thought of them as children running races. She beamed
-down, round-faced and simple, on Tietjens from beside the driver, who
-had a black, slouch hat and the grey beard of St. Peter.
-
-"My dear boy!" she said, "my dear boy; it's such a satisfaction to have
-you under my roof!"
-
-The black horse reared on end, the patriarch sawing at its mouth. Mrs.
-Wannop said unconcernedly: "Stephen Joel! I haven't done talking."
-
-Tietjens was gazing enragedly at the lower part of the horse's
-sweat-smeared stomach.
-
-"You soon will have," he said, "with the girth in that state. Your neck
-will be broken."
-
-"Oh, I don't think so," Mrs. Wannop said. "Joel only bought the turn-out
-yesterday."
-
-Tietjens addressed the driver with some ferocity:
-
-"Here; get down, you," he said. He held, himself, the head of the horse
-whose nostrils were wide with emotion: it rubbed its forehead almost
-immediately against his chest. He said: "Yes! yes! There! there!" Its
-limbs lost their tautness. The aged driver scrambled down from the high
-seat, trying to come down at first forward and then backwards. Tietjens
-fired indignant orders at him:
-
-"Lead the horse into the shade of that tree. Don't touch his bit: his
-mouth's sore. Where did you get this job lot? Ashford market: thirty
-pounds: it's worth more. . . . But, blast you, don't you see you've got
-a thirteen hands pony's harness for a sixteen and a half hands horse.
-Let the bit out: three holes: it's cutting the animal's tongue in half.
-. . . This animal's a rig. Do you know what a rig is? If you give it
-corn for a fortnight it will kick you and the cart and the stable to
-pieces in five minutes one day." He led the conveyance, Mrs. Wannop
-triumphantly complacent and all, into a patch of shade beneath elms.
-
-"Loosen that bit, confound you," he said to the driver. "Ah! you're
-afraid."
-
-He loosened the bit himself, covering his fingers with greasy harness
-polish which he hated. Then he said:
-
-"Can you hold his head or are you afraid of that too? You _deserve_ to
-have him bite your hands off." He addressed Miss Wannop: "Can _you_?"
-She said: "No! I'm afraid of horses. I can drive any sort of car: but
-I'm afraid of horses." He said: "Very proper!" He stood back and looked
-at the horse: it had dropped its head and lifted its near hind foot,
-resting the toe on the ground: an attitude of relaxation.
-
-"He'll stand now!" he said. He undid the girth, bending down
-uncomfortably, perspiring and greasy: the girth-strap parted in his
-hand.
-
-"It's true," Mrs. Wannop said. "I'd have been dead in three minutes if
-you hadn't seen that. The cart would have gone over backwards . . ."
-
-Tietjens took out a large, complicated, horn-handled knife like a
-schoolboy's. He selected a punch and pulled it open. He said to the
-driver:
-
-"Have you got any cobbler's thread? Any string? Any copper wire? A
-rabbit wire, now? Come, you've got a rabbit wire or you're not a handy
-man."
-
-The driver moved his slouch hat circularly in negation. This seemed to
-be Quality who summons you for poaching if you own to possessing rabbit
-wires.
-
-Tietjens laid the girth along the shaft and punched into it with his
-punch.
-
-"Woman's work!" he said to Mrs. Wannop, "but it'll take you home and
-last you six months as well . . . But I'll sell this whole lot for you
-to-morrow."
-
-Mrs. Wannop sighed:
-
-"I suppose it'll fetch a ten pound note . . ." She said: "I ought to
-have gone to market myself."
-
-"No!" Tietjens answered: "I'll get you fifty for it or I'm no
-Yorkshireman. This fellow hasn't been swindling you. He's got you deuced
-good value for money, but he doesn't know what's suited for ladies; a
-white pony and a basket-work chaise is what you want."
-
-"Oh, I like a bit of spirit," Mrs. Wannop said.
-
-"Of course you do," Tietjens answered: "but this turn-out's too much."
-
-He sighed a little and took out his surgical needle.
-
-"I'm going to hold this band together with this," he said. "It's so
-pliant it will make two stitches and hold for ever. . . ."
-
-But the handy man was beside him, holding out the contents of his
-pockets: a greasy leather pouch, a ball of beeswax, a knife, a pipe, a
-bit of cheese and a pale rabbit wire. He had made up his mind that
-_this_ Quality was benevolent and he made offering of all his
-possessions.
-
-Tietjens said: "Ah," and then, while he unknotted the wire:
-
-"Well! Listen . . . you bought this turn-out of a higgler at the back
-door of the Leg of Mutton Inn."
-
-"Saracen's 'Ed!" the driver muttered.
-
-"You got it for thirty pounds because the higgler wanted money bad. _I_
-know. And dirt cheap. . . . But a rig isn't everybody's driving. All
-right for a vet or a horse-coper. Like the cart that's too tall! . . .
-But you did damn well. Only you're not what you were, are you, at
-thirty? And the horse looked to be a devil and the cart so high you
-couldn't get out once you were in. And you kept it in the sun for two
-hours waiting for your mistress."
-
-"There wer' a bit o' lewth 'longside stable wall," the driver muttered.
-
-"Well! He didn't like waiting," Tietjens said placably. "You can be
-thankful your old neck's not broken. Do this band up, one hole less for
-the bit I've taken in."
-
-He prepared to climb into the driver's seat, but Mrs. Wannop was there
-before him, at an improbable altitude on the sloping watch-box with
-strapped cushions.
-
-"Oh, no, you don't," she said, "no one drives me and my horse but me or
-my coachman when I'm about. Not even you, dear boy."
-
-"I'll come with you then," Tietjens said.
-
-"Oh, no, you don't," she answered. "No one's neck's to be broken in this
-conveyance but mine and Joel's," she added: "perhaps to-night if I'm
-satisfied the horse is fit to drive."
-
-Miss Wannop suddenly exclaimed:
-
-"Oh, _no_, mother." But the handy man having climbed in, Mrs. Wannop
-flirted her whip and started the horse. She pulled up at once and leaned
-over to Tietjens:
-
-"_What_ a life for that poor woman," she said. "We must _all_ do all we
-can for her. She could have her husband put in a lunatic asylum
-to-morrow. It's sheer self-sacrifice that she doesn't."
-
-The horse went off at a gentle, regular trot.
-
-Tietjens addressed Miss Wannop:
-
-"What hands your mother's got," he said, "it isn't often one sees a
-woman with hands like that on a horse's mouth. . . . Did you see how she
-pulled up? . . ."
-
-He was aware that, all this while, from the road-side, the girl had been
-watching him with shining eyes: intently even: with fascination.
-
-"I suppose you think that a mighty fine performance," she said.
-
-"I didn't make a very good job of the girth," he said. "Let's get off
-this road."
-
-"Setting poor, weak women in their places," Miss Wannop continued.
-"Soothing the horse like a man with a charm. I suppose you soothe women
-like that too. I pity your wife. . . . The English country male! And
-making a devoted vassal at sight of the handy man. The feudal system all
-complete. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Well, you know, it'll make him all the better servant to you if he
-thinks you've friends in the know. The lower classes are like that.
-Let's get off this road."
-
-She said:
-
-"You're in a mighty hurry to get behind the hedge. Are the police after
-us or aren't they? Perhaps you were lying at breakfast: to calm the
-hysterical nerves of a weak woman."
-
-"I wasn't lying," he said, "but I hate roads when there are
-field-paths . . ."
-
-"That's a phobia, like any woman's," she exclaimed.
-
-She almost ran through the kissing-gate and stood awaiting him:
-
-"I suppose," she said, "if you've stopped off the police with your high
-and mighty male ways you think you've destroyed my romantic young dream.
-You haven't. I don't _want_ the police after me. I believe I'd _die_ if
-they put me in Wandsworth . . . I'm a coward."
-
-"Oh, no, you aren't," he said, but he was following his own train of
-thought, just as she wasn't in the least listening to him. "I daresay
-you're a heroine all right. _Not_ because you persevere in actions the
-consequences of which you fear. But I daresay you can touch pitch and
-not be defiled."
-
-Being too well brought up to interrupt she waited till he had said all
-he wanted to say, then she exclaimed:
-
-"Let's settle the preliminaries. It's obvious mother means us to see a
-great deal of you. _You're_ going to be a mascot too, like your father.
-I suppose you think you are: you saved me from the police yesterday, you
-appear to have saved mother's neck to-day. You appear, too, to be going
-to make twenty pounds profit on a horse deal. You say you will and you
-seem to be that sort of a person . . . Twenty pounds is no end in a
-family like ours . . . Well, then, you appear to be going to be the
-regular _bel ami_ of the Wannop family . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I hope not."
-
-"Oh, I don't mean," she said, "that you're going to rise to fame by
-making love to all the women of the Wannop family. Besides, there's only
-me. But mother will press you into all sorts of odd jobs: and there will
-always be a plate for you at the table. Don't shudder! I'm a regular
-good cook--_cuisine bourgeoise_ of course. I learned under a real
-professed cook, though a drunkard. That meant I used to do half the
-cooking and the family was particular. Eating people are: county
-councillors, half of them, and the like. So I know what men are . . ."
-She stopped and said good-naturedly: "But do, for goodness' sake, get it
-over. I'm sorry I was rude to you. But it _is_ irritating to have to
-stand like a stuffed rabbit while a man is acting like a regular
-Admirable Crichton, and cool and collected, with the English country
-gentleman air and all."
-
-Tietjens winced. The young woman had come a little too near the knuckle
-of his wife's frequent denunciations of himself. And she exclaimed:
-
-"No! That's not fair! I'm an ungrateful pig! You didn't show a bit more
-side really than a capable workman must who's doing his job in the midst
-of a crowd of incapable duffers. But just get it out, will you? Say once
-and for all that--you know the proper, pompous manner: you are not
-without sympathy with our aims: but you disapprove--oh, immensely,
-strongly--of our methods."
-
-It struck Tietjens that the young woman was a good deal more interested
-in the cause--of votes for women--than he had given her credit for. He
-wasn't much in the mood for talking to young women, but it was with
-considerably more than the surface of his mind that he answered:
-
-"I don't. I approve entirely of your methods: but your aims are
-idiotic."
-
-She said:
-
-"You don't know, I suppose, that Gertie Wilson, who's in bed at our
-house, is wanted by the police: not only for yesterday, but for putting
-explosives in a whole series of letter-boxes?"
-
-He said:
-
-"I didn't . . . but it was a perfectly proper thing to do. She hasn't
-burned any of my letters or I might be annoyed: but it wouldn't
-interfere with my approval."
-
-"You don't think," she asked earnestly, "that we . . . mother and
-I . . . are likely to get heavy sentences for shielding her. It would be
-beastly bad luck on mother. Because she's an anti. . ."
-
-"I don't know about the sentence," Tietjens said, "but we'd better get
-the girl off your premises as soon as we can. . . ."
-
-She said:
-
-"Oh, you'll _help_?"
-
-He answered:
-
-"Of course, your mother can't be incommoded. She's written the only
-novel that's been fit to read since the eighteenth century."
-
-She stopped and said earnestly:
-
-"Look here. _Don't_ be one of those ignoble triflers who say the vote
-won't do women any good. Women have a rotten time. They do, really. If
-you'd seen what I've seen, I'm not talking through my hat." Her voice
-became quite deep: she had tears in her eyes: "_Poor_ women _do_!" she
-said, "little insignificant creatures. We've _got_ to change the divorce
-laws. We've _got_ to get better conditions. _You_ couldn't stand it if
-you knew what I know."
-
-Her emotion vexed him, for it seemed to establish a sort of fraternal
-intimacy that he didn't at the moment want. Women do not show emotion
-except before their familiars.
-
-He said drily:
-
-"I daresay I shouldn't. But I don't know, so I can!"
-
-She said with deep disappointment:
-
-"Oh, you _are_ a beast! And I shall never beg your pardon for saying
-that. I don't believe you mean what you say, but merely to say it is
-heartless."
-
-This was another of the counts of Sylvia's indictment and Tietjens
-winced again. She explained:
-
-"You don't know the case of the Pimlico army clothing factory workers or
-you wouldn't say the vote would be no use to women."
-
-"I know the case perfectly well," Tietjens said: "It came under my
-official notice, and I remember thinking that there never was a more
-signal instance of the uselessness of the vote to anyone."
-
-"We can't be thinking of the same case," she said.
-
-"We are," he answered. "The Pimlico army clothing factory is in the
-constituency of Westminster; the Under-Secretary for War is member for
-Westminster; his majority at the last election was six hundred. The
-clothing factory employed seven hundred men at 1s. 6d. an hour, all
-these men having votes in Westminster. The seven hundred men wrote to
-the Under-Secretary to say that if their screw wasn't raised to two bob
-they'd vote solid against him at the next election. . . ."
-
-Miss Wannop said: "Well then!"
-
-"So," Tietjens said: "The Under-Secretary had the seven hundred men at
-eighteenpence fired and took on seven hundred women at tenpence. What
-good did the vote do the seven hundred men? What good did a vote ever do
-anyone?"
-
-Miss Wannop checked at that and Tietjens prevented her exposure of his
-fallacy by saying quickly:
-
-"Now, if the seven hundred women, backed by all the other ill-used,
-sweated women of the country, had threatened the Under-Secretary, burned
-the pillar-boxes, and cut up all the golf greens round his
-country-house, they'd have had their wages raised to half-a-crown next
-week. That's the only straight method. It's the feudal system at work."
-
-"Oh, but we couldn't cut up _golf_ greens," Miss Wannop said. "At least
-the W.S.P.U. debated it the other day, and decided that anything so
-unsporting would make us _too_ unpopular. I was for it personally."
-
-Tietjens groaned:
-
-"It's maddening," he said, "to find women, as soon as they get in
-Council, as muddle-headed and as afraid to face straight issues as
-men! . . ."
-
-"You won't, by-the-by," the girl interrupted, "be able to sell our horse
-to-morrow. You've forgotten that it will be Sunday."
-
-"I shall have to on Monday, then," Tietjens said. "The point about the
-feudal system . . ."
-
-Just after lunch--and it was an admirable lunch of the cold lamb, new
-potatoes and mint-sauce variety, the mint-sauce made with white wine
-vinegar and as soft as kisses, the claret perfectly drinkable and the
-port much more than that, Mrs. Wannop having gone back to the late
-professor's wine merchants--Miss Wannop herself went to answer the
-telephone. . . .
-
-The cottage had no doubt been a cheap one, for it was old, roomy and
-comfortable; but effort had no doubt, too, been lavished on its low
-rooms. The dining-room had windows on each side and a beam across; the
-dining silver had been picked up at sales, the tumblers were old
-cut-glass; on each side of the ingle was a grandfather's chair. The
-garden had red brick paths, sunflowers, hollyhocks and scarlet gladioli.
-There was nothing to it all, but the garden-gate was well hung.
-
-To Tietjens all this meant effort. Here was a woman who, a few years
-ago, was penniless, in the most miserable of circumstances, supporting
-life with the most exiguous of all implements. What effort hadn't it
-meant! and what effort didn't it mean? There was a boy at Eton . . . a
-senseless, but a gallant effort.
-
-Mrs. Wannop sat opposite him in the other grandfather's chair; an
-admirable hostess, an admirable lady. Full of spirit in dashes; but
-tired. As an old horse is tired that, taking three men to harness it in
-the stable yard, starts out like a stallion, but soon drops to a
-jog-trot. The face tired, really; scarlet-cheeked with the good air, but
-seamed downward. She could sit there at ease, the plump hands covered
-with a black lace shawl, and descending on each side of her lap, as much
-at ease as any other Victorian great lady. But at lunch she had let drop
-that she had written for eight hours every day for the last four
-years--till that day--without missing a day. To-day being Saturday, she
-had no leader to write:
-
-"And, my darling boy," she had said to him. "I'm giving it to you. I'd
-give it to no other soul but your father's son. Not even to . . ." And
-she had named the name that she most respected. "And that's the truth,"
-she had added. Nevertheless, even over lunch, she had fallen into
-abstractions, heavily and deeply, and made fantastic mis-statements,
-mostly about public affairs. . . . It all meant a tremendous
-record. . . .
-
-And there he sat, his coffee and port on a little table beside him; the
-house belonging to him. . . .
-
-She said:
-
-"My dearest boy . . . you've so much to do. Do you think you ought
-really to drive the girls to Plimsoll to-night? They're young and
-inconsiderate; work comes first."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"It isn't the distance . . ."
-
-"You'll find that it is," she answered humorously. "It's twenty miles
-beyond Tenterden. If you don't start till ten when the moon sets, you
-won't be back till five, even if you've no accidents. . . . The horse is
-all right, though . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Mrs. Wannop, I ought to tell you that your daughter and I are being
-talked about. Uglily!"
-
-She turned her head to him; rather stiffly. But she was only coming out
-of an abstraction.
-
-"Eh?" she said, and then: "Oh! About the golf-links episode. . . . It
-must have looked suspicious. I daresay you made a fuss, too, with the
-police, to head them off her." She remained pondering for a moment,
-heavily, like an old pope:
-
-"Oh, you'll live it down," she said.
-
-"I ought to tell you," he persisted, "that it's more serious than you
-think. I fancy I ought not to be here."
-
-"Not here!" she exclaimed. "Why, where else in the world should you be?
-You don't get on with your wife; I know. She's a regular wrong 'un. Who
-else could look after you as well as Valentine and I?"
-
-In the acuteness of that pang, for, after all, Tietjens cared more for
-his wife's reputation than for any other factor in a complicated world,
-Tietjens asked rather sharply why Mrs. Wannop had called Sylvia a wrong
-'un. She said in rather a protesting, sleepy way:
-
-"My dear boy, nothing! I've guessed that there are differences between
-you; give me credit for some perception. Then, as you're perfectly
-obviously a right 'un, she must be a wrong 'un. That's all, I assure
-you."
-
-In his relief Tietjens' obstinacy revived. He liked this house; he liked
-this atmosphere; he liked the frugality, the choice of furniture, the
-way the light fell from window to window; the weariness after hard work;
-the affection of mother and daughter; the affection, indeed, that they
-both had for himself, and he was determined, if he could help it, not to
-damage the reputation of the daughter of the house.
-
-Decent men, he held, don't do such things, and he recounted with some
-care the heads of the conversation he had had with General Campion in
-the dressing-room. He seemed to see the cracked wash-bowls in their
-scrubbed oak settings. Mrs. Wannop's face seemed to grow greyer, more
-aquiline; a little resentful! She nodded from time to time; either to
-denote attention or else in sheer drowsiness:
-
-"My dear boy," she said at last, "it's pretty damnable to have such
-things said about you. I can see that. But I seem to have lived in a
-bath of scandal all my life. Every woman who has reached my age has that
-feeling. . . Now it doesn't seem to matter . . ." She really nodded
-nearly off: then she started. "I don't see . . . I really don't see how
-I can help you as to your reputation. I'd do it if I could: believe me.
-. . . But I've other things to think of. . . . I've this house to keep
-going and the children to keep fed and at school. I can't give all the
-thought I ought to to other people's troubles. . . ."
-
-She started into wakefulness and right out of her chair.
-
-"But what a beast I am!" she said, with a sudden intonation that was
-exactly that of her daughter; and, drifting with a Victorian majesty of
-shawl and long skirt behind Tietjens' high-backed chair, she leaned over
-it and stroked the hair on his right temple:
-
-"My dear boy," she said. "Life's a bitter thing. I'm an old novelist and
-know it. There you are working yourself to death to save the nation with
-a wilderness of cats and monkeys howling and squalling your personal
-reputation away. . . . It was Dizzy himself said these words to me at
-one of our receptions. 'Here I am, Mrs. Wannop,' he said. . . And . . ."
-She drifted for a moment. But she made another effort: "My dear boy,"
-she whispered, bending down her head to get it near his ear: "My dear
-boy; it doesn't matter; it doesn't really matter. You'll live it down.
-The only thing that matters is to do good work. Believe an old woman
-that has lived very hard; 'Hard lying money' as they call it in the
-navy. It sounds like cant, but it's the only real truth. . . . You'll
-find consolation in that. And you'll live it all down. Or perhaps you
-won't; that's for God in His mercy to settle. But it won't matter;
-believe me, as thy day so shall thy strength be." She drifted into other
-thoughts; she was much perturbed over the plot of a new novel and much
-wanted to get back to the consideration of it. She stood gazing at the
-photograph, very faded, of her husband in side-whiskers and an immense
-shirt-front, but she continued to stroke Tietjens' temple with a
-subliminal tenderness.
-
-This kept Tietjens sitting there. He was quite aware that he had tears
-in his eyes; this was almost too much tenderness to bear, and, at bottom
-his was a perfectly direct, simple and sentimental soul. He always had
-bedewed eyes at the theatre, after tender love scenes and so avoided the
-theatre. He asked himself twice whether he should or shouldn't make
-another effort, though it was almost beyond him. He wanted to sit still.
-
-The stroking stopped; he scrambled on to his feet:
-
-"Mrs. Wannop," he said, facing her, "it's perfectly true. I oughtn't to
-care what these swine say about me, but I do. I'll reflect about what
-you say till I get it into my system . . ."
-
-She said:
-
-"Yes, yes! My dear," and continued to gaze at the photograph:
-
-"But," Tietjens said; he took her mittened hand and led her back to her
-chair: "What I'm concerned for at the moment is not my reputation, but
-your daughter Valentine's."
-
-She sank down into the high chair, balloon-like and came to rest.
-
-"Val's reputation!" she said, "Oh! you mean they'll be striking _her_
-off their visiting lists. It hadn't struck me. So they will!" She
-remained lost in reflection for a long time.
-
-Valentine was in the room, laughing a little. She had been giving the
-handy man his dinner, and was still amused at his commendations of
-Tietjens.
-
-"You've got one admirer," she said to Tietjens. "'Punched that rotten
-strap,' he goes on saying, 'like a gret ol' yaffle punchin' a 'ollow
-log!'" He's had a pint of beer and said it between each gasp. She
-continued to narrate the quaintnesses of Joel which appealed to her;
-informed Tietjens that "yaffle" was Kentish for great green woodpecker;
-and then said:
-
-"You haven't got any friends in Germany, have you?" She was beginning to
-clear the table.
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Yes; my wife's in Germany; at a place called Lobscheid."
-
-She placed a pile of plates on a black japanned tray.
-
-"I'm so sorry," she said, without an expression of any deep regret.
-"It's the ingenious clever stupidities of the telephone. I've got a
-telegraph message for you then. I thought it was the subject for
-mother's leader. It always comes through with the initials of the paper
-which are not unlike Tietjens, and the girl who always sends it is
-called Hopside. It seemed rather inscrutable, but I took it to have to
-do with German politics and I thought mother would understand it. . . .
-You're not both asleep, are you?"
-
-Tietjens opened his eyes; the girl was standing over him, having
-approached from the table. She was holding out a slip of paper on which
-she had transcribed the message. She appeared all out of drawing and the
-letters of the message ran together. The message was:
-
-"Righto. But arrange for certain Hullo Central travels with you. Sylvia
-Hopside Germany."
-
-Tietjens leaned back for a long time looking at the words; they seemed
-meaningless. The girl placed the paper on his knee, and went back to the
-table. He imagined the girl wrestling with these incomprehensibilities
-on the telephone.
-
-"Of course if I'd had any sense," the girl said, "I should have known it
-couldn't have been mother's leader note; she never gets one on a
-Saturday."
-
-Tietjens heard himself announce clearly, loudly and with between each
-word a pause:
-
-"It means I go to my wife on Tuesday and take her maid with me."
-
-"Lucky you!" the girl said, "I wish I was you. I've never been in the
-Fatherland of Goethe and Rosa Luxemburg." She went off with her great
-tray load, the table cloth over her forearm. He was dimly aware that she
-had before then removed the crumbs with a crumb-brush. It was
-extraordinary with what swiftness she worked, talking all the time. That
-was what domestic service had done for her; an ordinary young lady would
-have taken twice the time, and would certainly have dropped half her
-words if she had tried to talk. Efficiency! He had only just realised
-that he was going back to Sylvia, and of course to Hell! Certainly it
-was Hell. If a malignant and skilful devil . . . though the devil of
-course is stupid and uses toys like fireworks and sulphur; it is
-probably only God who can, very properly, devise the long ailings of
-mental oppressions . . . if God then desired (and one couldn't object
-but one hoped He would not!) to devise for him, Christopher Tietjens, a
-cavernous eternity of weary hopelessness. . . . But He had done it; no
-doubt as retribution. What for? Who knows what sins of his own are
-heavily punishable in the eyes of God, for God is just? . . . Perhaps
-God then, after all, visits thus heavily sexual offences.
-
-There came back into his mind, burnt in, the image of their
-breakfast-room, with all the brass, electrical fixings, poachers,
-toasters, grillers, kettle-heaters, that he detested for their imbecile
-inefficiency; with gross piles of hot-house flowers--that he detested
-for their exotic waxennesses!--with white enamelled panels that he
-disliked and framed, weak prints--quite genuine of course, my dear,
-guaranteed so by Sotheby--pinkish women in sham Gainsborough hats,
-selling mackerel or brooms. A wedding present that he despised. And Mrs.
-Satterthwaite, in négligé, but with an immense hat; reading the
-_Times_ with an eternal rustle of leaves because she never could settle
-down to any one page; and Sylvia walking up and down because she could
-not sit still, with a piece of toast in her fingers or her hands behind
-her back. Very tall; fair; as graceful, as full of blood and as cruel as
-the usual degenerate Derby winner. In-bred for generations for one
-purpose: to madden men of one type. . . . Pacing backwards and forwards,
-exclaiming: "I'm bored! Bored!"; sometimes even breaking the breakfast
-plates . . . And talking! For ever talking; usually, cleverly, with
-imbecility; with maddening inaccuracy; with wicked penetration, and
-clamouring to be contradicted; a gentleman has to answer his wife's
-questions. . . . And in his forehead the continual pressure; the
-determination to sit put; the _décor_ of the room seeming to burn into
-his mind. It was there, shadowy before him now. And the pressure upon
-his forehead. . . .
-
-Mrs. Wannop was talking to him now; he did not know what she said; he
-never knew afterwards what he had answered.
-
-"God!" he said within himself, "if it's sexual sins God punishes, He
-indeed is just and inscrutable!" . . . Because he had had physical
-contact with this woman before he married her; in a railway carriage;
-coming down from the Dukeries. An extravagantly beautiful girl!
-
-Where was the physical attraction of her gone to now? Irresistible;
-reclining back as the shires rushed past. . . . His mind said that she
-had lured him on. His intellect put the idea from him. No gentleman
-thinks such things of his wife.
-
-No gentleman thinks. . . . By God; she must have been with child by
-another man. . . . He had been fighting the conviction down all the last
-four months. . . . He knew now that he had been fighting the conviction
-all the last four months whilst, anæsthetised, he had bathed in figures
-and wave-theories. . . . Her last words had been: her very last words:
-late: all in white she had gone up to her dressing-room, and he had
-never seen her again; her last words had been about the child . . .
-"Supposing," she had begun . . . He didn't remember the rest. But he
-remembered her eyes. And her gesture as she peeled off her long white
-gloves. . . .
-
-He was looking at Mrs. Wannop's ingle; he thought it a mistake in taste,
-really, to leave logs in an ingle during the summer. But then what are
-you to do with an ingle in summer? In Yorkshire cottages they shut the
-ingles up with painted doors. But that is stuffy, too!
-
-He said to himself:
-
-"By God! I've had a stroke!" and he got out of his chair to test his
-legs. . . . But he hadn't had a stroke. It must then, he thought, be
-that the pain of his last consideration must be too great for his mind
-to register, as certain great physical pains go unperceived. Nerves,
-like weighing machines, can't register more than a certain amount, then
-they go out of action. A tramp who had had his leg cut off by a train
-had told him that he had tried to get up, feeling nothing at all. . . .
-The pain comes back though . . .
-
-He said to Mrs. Wannop, who was still talking:
-
-"I beg your pardon. I really missed what you said."
-
-Mrs. Wannop said:
-
-"I was saying that that's the best thing I can do for you."
-
-He said:
-
-"I'm really very sorry: it was that that I missed. I'm a little in
-trouble you know."
-
-She said:
-
-"I know: I know. The mind wanders; but I wish you'd listen. I've got to
-go to work, so have you. I said: after tea you and Valentine will walk
-into Rye to fetch your luggage."
-
-Straining his intelligence, for, in his mind, he felt a sudden strong
-pleasure: sunlight on pyramidal red roof in the distance: themselves
-descending in a long diagonal, a green hill: God, yes, he wanted open
-air. Tietjens said:
-
-"I see. You take us both under your protection. You'll bluff it out."
-
-Mrs. Wannop said rather coolly:
-
-"I don't know about you both. It's you I'm taking under my protection
-(it's _your_ phrase!) As for Valentine: she's made her bed; she must lie
-on it. I've told you all that already. I can't go over it again."
-
-She paused, then made another effort:
-
-"It's disagreeable," she said, "to be cut off the Mountby visiting list.
-They give amusing parties. But I'm too old to care and they'll miss my
-conversation more than I do theirs. Of course, I back my daughter
-against the cats and monkeys. Of course, I back Valentine through thick
-and thin. I'd back her if she lived with a married man or had
-illegitimate children. But I don't approve, I don't approve of the
-suffragettes: I despise their aims: I detest their methods. I don't
-think young girls ought to talk to strange men. Valentine spoke to you
-and look at the worry it has caused you. I disapprove. I'm a woman: but
-I've made my own way: other women could do it if they liked or had the
-energy. I disapprove! But don't believe that I will ever go back on any
-suffragette, individual, in gangs; my Valentine or any other. Don't
-believe that I will ever say a word against them that's to be
-repeated--_you_ won't repeat them. Or that I will ever write a word
-against them. No, I'm a woman and I stand by my sex!" She got up
-energetically:
-
-"I must go and write my novel," she said. "I've Monday's instalment to
-send off by train to-night. You'll go into my study: Valentine will give
-you paper; ink; twelve different kinds of nibs. You'll find Professor
-Wannop's books all round the room. You'll have to put up with Valentine
-typing in the alcove. I've got two serials running, one typed, the other
-in manuscript."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"But _you_!"
-
-"I," she exclaimed, "I shall write in my bedroom on my knee. I'm a woman
-and can. You're a man and have to have a padded chair and sanctuary. . . .
-You feel fit to work? Then: you've got till five, Valentine will get
-tea then. At half-past five you'll set off to Rye. You'll be back with
-your luggage and your friend and your friend's luggage at seven."
-
-She silenced him imperiously with:
-
-"Don't be foolish. Your friend will certainly prefer this house and
-Valentine's cooking to the pub and the pub's cooking. And he'll save on
-it. . . . It's _no_ extra trouble. I suppose your friend won't inform
-against that wretched little suffragette girl upstairs." She paused and
-said: "You're _sure_ you can do your work in the time and drive
-Valentine and her to that place . . . Why it's necessary is that the
-girl daren't travel by train and we've relations there who've never been
-connected with the suffragettes. The girl can live hid there for a bit.
-. . . But sooner than you shouldn't finish your work I'd drive them
-myself . . ."
-
-She silenced Tietjens again: this time sharply:
-
-"I tell you it's _no_ extra trouble. Valentine and I _always_ make our
-own beds. We don't like servants among our intimate things. We can get
-three times as much help in the neighbourhood as we want. We're liked
-here. The extra work you give will be met by extra help. We could have
-servants if we wanted. But Valentine and I like to be alone in the house
-together at night. We're very fond of each other."
-
-She walked to the door and then drifted back to say:
-
-"You know I can't get out of my head that unfortunate woman and her
-husband. We must _all_ do what we can for them." Then she started and
-exclaimed: "But, good heavens, I'm keeping you from your work . . . The
-study's in there, through that door."
-
-She hurried through the other doorway and no doubt along a passage,
-calling out:
-
-"Valentine! Valentine! Go to Christopher in the study. At once . . . at
-. . ." Her voice died away.
-
-
-
-
-VII
-
-
-Jumping down from the high step of the dog-cart the girl completely
-disappeared into the silver: she had on an otter-skin toque, dark, that
-should have been visible. But she was gone more completely than if she
-had dropped into deep water, into snow--or through tissue paper. More
-suddenly, at least! In darkness or in deep water a moving paleness would
-have been visible for a second: snow or a paper hoop would have left an
-opening. Here there had been nothing.
-
-The constation interested him. He had been watching her intently and
-with concern for fear she should miss the hidden lower step, in which
-case she would certainly bark her shins. But she had jumped clear of the
-cart: with unreasonable pluckiness, in spite of his: "Look out how you
-get down." He wouldn't have done it himself: he couldn't have faced
-jumping down into that white solidity . . .
-
-He would have asked: "Are you all right?" but to express more concern
-than the "look out," which he had expended already, would have detracted
-from his stolidity. He was Yorkshire and stolid: she south country and
-soft: emotional: given to such ejaculations as "I hope you're not hurt,"
-when the Yorkshireman only grunts. But soft because she was south
-country. She was as good as a man--a south country man. She was ready to
-acknowledge the superior woodenness of the north. . . . That was their
-convention: so he did not call down: "I hope you're all right," though
-he had desired to.
-
-Her voice came, muffled, as if from the back of the top of his head: the
-ventriloquial effect was startling:
-
-"Make a noise from time to time. It's ghostly down here and the lamp's
-no good at all. It's almost out."
-
-He returned to his constations of the concealing effect of water vapour.
-He enjoyed the thought of the grotesque appearance he must present in
-that imbecile landscape. On his right an immense, improbably brilliant
-horn of a moon, sending a trail as if down the sea, straight to his
-neck: beside the moon a grotesquely huge star: in an extravagant
-position above them the Plough, the only constellation that he knew;
-for, though a mathematician, he despised astronomy. It was not
-theoretical enough for the pure mathematician and not sufficiently
-practical for daily life. He had of course calculated the movements of
-abstruse heavenly bodies: but only from given figures: he had never
-looked for the stars of his calculations. . . . Above his head and all
-over the sky were other stars: large and weeping with light, or as the
-dawn increased, so paling that at times, you saw them; then missed them.
-Then the eye picked them up again.
-
-Opposite the moon was a smirch or two of cloud; pink below, dark purple
-above; on the more pallid, lower blue of the limpid sky.
-
-But the absurd thing was this mist! . . . It appeared to spread from his
-neck, absolutely level, absolutely silver, to infinity on each side of
-him. At great distances on his right black tree-shapes, in groups--there
-were four of them--were exactly like coral islands on a silver sea. He
-couldn't escape the idiotic comparison: there wasn't any other.
-
-Yet it didn't actually spread from his neck: when he now held his hands,
-nipple-high, like pallid fish they held black reins which ran downwards
-into nothingness. If he jerked the rein, the horse threw its head up.
-Two pricked ears were visible in greyness: the horse being sixteen two
-and a bit over, the mist might be ten foot high. Thereabouts. . . . He
-wished the girl would come back and jump out of the cart again. Being
-ready for it he would watch her disappearance more scientifically. He
-couldn't of course ask her to do it again: that was irritating. The
-phenomenon would have proved--or it might of course disprove--his idea
-of smoke screens. The Chinese of the Ming dynasty were said to have
-approached and overwhelmed their enemies under clouds of--of course, not
-acrid--vapour. He had read that the Patagonians, hidden by smoke, were
-accustomed to approach so near to birds or beasts as to be able to take
-them by hand. The Greeks under Paleologus the . . .
-
-Miss Wannop's voice said--from beneath the bottom board of the cart:
-
-"I wish you'd make some noise. It's lonely down here, besides being
-possibly dangerous. There might be dicks on each side of the road."
-
-If they were on the marsh there certainly would be dykes--why did they
-call ditches "dykes," and why did she pronounce it "dicks"?--on each
-side of the road. He could think of nothing to say that wouldn't express
-concern and he couldn't do that by the rules of the game. He tried to
-whistle "John Peel"! But he was no hand at whistling. He sang:
-
-"D'ye ken, John Peel at the break of day . . ." and felt like a fool.
-But he kept on at it, the only tune that he knew. It was the Yorkshire
-Light Infantry quick-step: the regiment of his brothers in India. He
-wished he had been in the army: but his father hadn't approved of having
-more than two younger sons in the army. He wondered if he would ever run
-with John Peel's hounds again: he had once or twice. Or with any of the
-trencher-fed foot packs of the Cleveland district, of which there had
-been still several when he had been a boy. He had been used to think of
-himself as being like John Peel with his coat so grey . . . Up through
-the heather, over Wharton's place; the pack running wild; the heather
-dripping; the mist rolling up . . . another kind of mist than this south
-country silver sheet. Silly stuff! Magical! That was the word. A silly
-word. . . . South country . . . In the north the old grey mists rolled
-together, revealing black hillsides!
-
-He didn't suppose he'd have the wind now: this rotten bureaucratic life!
-. . . If he had been in the army like the two brothers, Ernest and
-James, next above him . . . But no doubt he would not have liked the
-army. Discipline! . . . He supposed he would have put up with the
-discipline: a gentleman had to. Because _noblesse oblige_: not for fear
-of consequences . . . But army officers seemed to him pathetic. They
-spluttered and roared: to make men jump smartly: at the end of
-apoplectic efforts the men jumped smartly. But there was the end
-of it. . . .
-
-Actually, this mist was not silver, or was, perhaps, no longer silver:
-if you looked at it with the eye of the artist . . . With the exact eye!
-It was smirched with bars of purple; of red; of orange: delicate
-reflections: dark blue shadows from the upper sky where it formed drifts
-like snow. . . . The exact eye: exact observation: it was a man's work.
-The only work for a man. Why then, were artists soft: effeminate: not
-men at all: whilst the army officer, who had the inexact mind of the
-school-teacher, was a manly man? Quite a manly man: until he became an
-old woman!
-
-And the bureaucrat then? Growing fat and soft like himself, or dry and
-stringy like Macmaster or old Ingleby? They did men's work: exact
-observation: return no. 17642 with figures exact. Yet they grew
-hysterical: they ran about corridors or frantically rang table bells,
-asking with high voices of querulous eunuchs why form ninety thousand
-and two wasn't ready. Nevertheless men liked the bureaucratic life: his
-own brother, Mark, head of the family: heir to Groby. . . . Fifteen
-years older: a quiet stick: wooden: brown: always in a bowler hat, as
-often as not with his racing-glasses hung around him. Attending his
-first-class office when he liked: too good a man for any administration
-to lose by putting on the screw. . . . But heir to Groby: what would
-that stick make of the place? . . . Let it, no doubt, and go on
-pottering from the Albany to race meetings--where he never betted--to
-Whitehall, where he was said to be indispensable. . . . Why
-indispensable? Why in heaven's name? That stick who had never hunted,
-never shot: couldn't tell coulter from plough-handle and lived in his
-bowler hat! . . . A "sound" man: the archetype of all sound men. Never
-in his life had anyone shaken his head at Mark and said:
-
-"You're _brilliant_!" Brilliant! That stick! No, he was indispensable!
-
-"Upon my soul!" Tietjens said to himself, "that girl down there is the
-only intelligent living soul I've met for years." . . . A little
-pronounced in manner sometimes; faulty in reasoning naturally, but quite
-intelligent, with a touch of wrong accent now and then. But if she was
-wanted anywhere, there she'd be! Of good stock, of course: on both
-sides! . . . But, positively, she and Sylvia were the only two human
-beings he had met for years whom he could respect: the one for sheer
-efficiency in killing: the other for having the constructive desire and
-knowing how to set about it. Kill or cure! The two functions of man. If
-you wanted something killed you'd go to Sylvia Tietjens in the sure
-faith that she would kill it: emotion: hope: ideal: kill it quick and
-sure. If you wanted something kept alive you'd go to Valentine: she'd
-find something to do for it . . . The two types of mind: remorseless
-enemy: sure screen: dagger . . . sheath!
-
-Perhaps the future of the world then was to women? Why not? He hadn't in
-years met a man that he hadn't to talk down to--as you talk down to a
-child: as he had talked down to General Campion or to Mr. Waterhouse . . .
-as he always talked down to Macmaster. All good fellows in their
-way. . . .
-
-But why was he born to be a sort of lonely buffalo: outside the herd?
-Not artist: not soldier: not bureaucrat: not certainly indispensable
-anywhere: apparently not even sound in the eyes of these dim-minded
-specialists . . . An exact observer. . . .
-
-Hardly even that for the last six and a half hours:
-
-
-"Die Sommer Nacht hat mirs angethan
-Das war ein schweigsams Reiten . . ."
-
-
-he said aloud.
-
-How could you translate that: you couldn't translate it: no one could
-translate Heine:
-
-
-"It was the summer night came over me:
-That was silent riding . . ."
-
-
-A voice cut into his warm, drowsy thought:
-
-"Oh, you _do_ exist. But you've spoken too late. I've run into the
-horse." He must have been speaking aloud. He had felt the horse
-quivering at the end of the reins. The horse, too, was used to her by
-now. It had hardly stirred . . . He wondered when he had left off
-singing "John Peel." . . . He said:
-
-"Come along, then: have you found anything?"
-
-The answer came:
-
-"Something . . . But you can't talk in this stuff . . . I'll just . . ."
-
-The voice died away as if a door had shut. He waited: consciously
-waiting: as an occupation! Contritely and to make a noise he rattled the
-whip-stock in its bucket. The horse started and he had to check in
-quickly: a damn fool he was. Of course a horse would start if you
-rattled a whip-stock. He called out:
-
-"Are you all right?" The cart might have knocked her down. He had,
-however, broken the convention. Her voice came from a great distance:
-
-"I'm all right. Trying the other side . . ."
-
-His last thought came back to him. He had broken their convention: he
-had exhibited concern: like any other man. . . . He said to himself:
-
-"By God! Why not take a holiday: why not break all conventions?"
-
-They erected themselves intangibly and irrefragably. He had not known
-this young woman twenty-four hours: not to speak to: and already the
-convention existed between them that he must play stiff and cold, she
-warm and clinging. . . . Yet she was obviously as cool a hand as
-himself: cooler no doubt, for at bottom he was certainly a
-sentimentalist.
-
-A convention of the most imbecile type . . . Then break all conventions:
-with the young woman: with himself above all. For forty-eight
-hours . . . almost exactly forty-eight hours till he started for
-Dover. . . .
-
-
-"And I must to the greenwood go,
-Alone: a banished man!"
-
-
-By the descending moon: it being then just after cockcrow of midsummer
-night--what sentimentality!--it must be half-past four on Sunday. He had
-worked out that to catch the morning Ostend boat at Dover he must leave
-the Wannops' at 5.15 on Tuesday morning, in a motor for the
-junction. . . . What incredible cross-country train connections! Five hours
-for not forty miles, He had then forty-eight and three-quarter hours! Let
-them be a holiday! A holiday from himself above all: a holiday from his
-standards: from his convention with himself. From clear observation:
-from exact thought: from knocking over all the skittles of the
-exactitudes of others: from the suppression of emotions. . . . From all
-the wearinesses that made him intolerable to himself. . . . He felt his
-limbs lengthen, as if they too had relaxed.
-
-
-Well, already he had had six and a half hours of it. They had started at
-10 and, like any other man, he had enjoyed the drive, though it had been
-difficult to keep the beastly cart balanced, the girl had had to sit
-behind with her arm round the other girl who screamed at every oak
-tree. . . .
-
-But he had--if he put himself to the question--mooned along under the
-absurd moon that had accompanied them down the heaven: to the scent of
-hay: to the sound of nightingales, hoarse by now, of course--in June he
-changes his tune; of corncrakes, of bats, of a heron twice, overhead.
-They had passed the blue-black shadows of corn stacks, of heavy, rounded
-oaks, of hop oasts that are half church tower, half finger-post. And the
-road silver grey, and the night warm. . . . It was midsummer night that
-had done that to him. . . .
-
-
-_Hat mir's angethan.
-Das war ein schweigsames Reiten._ . . .
-
-
-Not absolutely silent of course: but silentish! Coming back from the
-parson's, where they had dropped the little London sewer rat, they had
-talked very little. . . . Not unpleasant people the parson's: an uncle
-of the girl's: three girl cousins, not unpleasant, like the girl but
-without the individuality . . . A remarkably good bite of beef: a truly
-meritorious Stilton and a drop of whisky that proved the parson to be a
-man. All in candlelight. A motherly mother of the family to take the rat
-up some stairs . . . a great deal of laughter of girls . . . then a
-re-start an hour later than had been scheduled. . . . Well, it hadn't
-mattered: they had the whole of eternity before them: the good
-horse--_really_ it was a good horse!--putting its shoulders into the
-work. . . .
-
-They had talked a little at first; about the safeness of the London girl
-from the police now; about the brickishness of the parson in taking her
-in. She certainly would never have reached Charing Cross by train. . . .
-
-There had fallen long periods of silences. A bat had whirled very near
-their off-lamp.
-
-"What a large bat!" she had said. "_Noctilux major_. . ."
-
-He said:
-
-"Where do you get your absurd Latin nomenclature from? Isn't it
-_phalœna_ . . ." She had answered:
-
-"From White . . . The _Natural History of Selborne_ is the only natural
-history I ever read. . . ."
-
-"He's the last English writer that could write," said Tietjens.
-
-"He calls the downs 'those majestic and amusing mountains,'" she said.
-"Where do you get your dreadful Latin pronunciation from?
-Phal . . . i . . . i . . . na! To rhyme with Dinah!"
-
-"It's '_sublime_ and amusing mountains,' not 'majestic and amusing,'"
-Tietjens said. "I got my Latin pronunciation, like all public schoolboys
-of to-day, from the German."
-
-She answered:
-
-"You would! Father used to say it made him sick."
-
-"Cæsar equals Kaiser," Tietjens said. . . .
-
-"Bother your Germans," she said, "they're no ethnologists; they're
-rotten at philology!" She added: "Father used to say so," to take away
-from an appearance of pedantry.
-
-A silence then! She had right over her head a rug that her aunt had lent
-her; a silhouette beside him, with a cocky nose turned up straight out
-of the descending black mass. But for the square toque she would have
-had the silhouette of a Manchester cotton-hand: the toque gave it a
-different line; like the fillet of Diana. It was piquant and agreeable
-to ride beside a quite silent lady in the darkness of the thick Weald
-that let next to no moonlight through. The horse's hoofs went clock,
-clock: a good horse. The near lamp illuminated the russet figure of a
-man with a sack on his back, pressed into the hedge, a blinking lurcher
-beside him.
-
-"Keeper between the blankets!" Tietjens said to himself: "All these
-south country keepers sleep all night. . . . And then you give them a
-five quid tip for the week-end shoot. . . ." He determined that, as to
-that, too he would put his foot down. No more week-ends with Sylvia in
-the mansions of the Chosen People. . . .
-
-The girl said suddenly; they had run into a clearing of the deep
-underwoods:
-
-"I'm not stuffy with you over that Latin, though you were unnecessarily
-rude. And I'm not sleepy. I'm loving it all."
-
-He hesitated for a minute. It was a silly-girl thing to say. She didn't
-usually say silly-girl things. He ought to snub her for her own
-sake. . . .
-
-He had said:
-
-"I'm rather loving it too!" She was looking at him; her nose had
-disappeared from the silhouette. He hadn't been able to help it; the
-moon had been just above her head; unknown stars all round her; the
-night was warm. Besides, a really manly man may condescend at times! He
-rather owes it to himself. . . .
-
-She said:
-
-"That was nice of you! You might have hinted that the rotten drive was
-taking you away from your so important work. . . ."
-
-"Oh, I can think as I drive," he said. She said:
-
-"Oh!" and then: "The reason why I'm unconcerned over your rudeness about
-my Latin is that I know I'm a much better Latinist than you. You can't
-quote a few lines of Ovid without sprinkling howlers in. . . . It's
-_vastum_, not _longum_ . . . 'Terra tribus scopulis vastum
-procurrit' . . . It's _alto_, not _caelo_ . . . 'Uvidus ex alto
-desilientis. . . .' How could Ovid have written _ex caelo_? The 'c'
-after the 'x' sets your teeth on edge."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"_Excogitabo_!"
-
-"That's purely canine!" she said with contempt.
-
-"Besides," Tietjens said, "_longum_ is much better than _vastum_. I hate
-cant adjectives like 'vast.' . . ."
-
-"It's like your modesty to correct Ovid," she exclaimed. "Yet you say
-Ovid and Catullus were the only two Roman poets to _be_ poets. That's
-because they _were_ sentimental and used adjectives like _vastum_. . . .
-What's 'Sad tears mixed with kisses' but the sheerest sentimentality!"
-
-"It ought, you know," Tietjens said with soft dangerousness, "to be
-'Kisses mingled with sad tears' . . . 'Tristibus et lacrimis oscula
-mixta dabis. . . .'"
-
-"I'm hanged if I ever could," she exclaimed explosively. "A man like you
-could die in a ditch and I'd never come near. You're desiccated even for
-a man who has learned his Latin from the Germans."
-
-"Oh, well, I'm a mathematician," Tietjens said. "Classics is not my
-line!"
-
-"It _isn't_," she answered tartly.
-
-A long time afterwards from her black figure came the words:
-
-"You used 'mingled' instead of 'mixed' to translate _mixta_. I shouldn't
-think you took English at Cambridge, either! Though they're as rotten at
-that as at everything else, father used to say."
-
-"Your father was Balliol, of course," Tietjens said with the snuffy
-contempt of a scholar of Trinity College, Cambridge. But having lived
-most of her life amongst Balliol people she took this as a compliment
-and an olive branch.
-
-Some time afterwards Tietjens, observing that her silhouette was still
-between him and the moon, remarked:
-
-"I don't know if you know that for some minutes we've been running
-nearly due west. We ought to be going south-east by a bit south. I
-suppose you _do_ know this road. . . ."
-
-"Every inch of it," she said, "I've been on it over and over again on my
-motor-bicycle with mother in the side-car. The next cross road is called
-Grandfather's Wantways. We've got eleven miles and a quarter still to
-do. The road turns back here because of the old Sussex iron pits; it
-goes in and out amongst them; hundreds of them. You know the exports of
-the town of Rye in the eighteenth century were hops, cannon, kettles and
-chimney backs. The railings round St. Paul's are made of Sussex iron."
-
-"I knew that, of course," Tietjens said: "I come of an iron county
-myself. . . . Why didn't you let me run the girl over in the side-car,
-it would have been quicker?"
-
-"Because," she said, "three weeks ago I smashed up the side-car on the
-milestone at Hog's Corner: doing forty."
-
-"It must have been a pretty tidy smash!" Tietjens said. "Your mother
-wasn't aboard?"
-
-"No," the girl said, "suffragette literature. The side-car was full. It
-_was_ a pretty tidy smash. Hadn't you observed I still limp a
-little?" . . .
-
-A few minutes later she said:
-
-"I haven't the least notion where we really are. I clean forgot to
-notice the road. And I don't care. . . . Here's a signpost though; pull
-into it. . . ."
-
-The lamps would not, however, shine on the arms of the post; they were
-burning dim and showing low. A good deal of fog was in the air. Tietjens
-gave the reins to the girl and got down. He took out the near light and,
-going back a yard or two to the signpost, examined its bewildering
-ghostlinesses. . . .
-
-The girl gave a little squeak that went to his backbone; the hoofs
-clattered unusually; the cart went on. Tietjens went after it; it was
-astonishing; it had completely disappeared. Then he ran into it:
-ghostly, reddish and befogged. It must have got much thicker suddenly.
-The fog swirled all round the near lamp as he replaced it in its socket.
-
-"Did you do that on purpose?" he asked the girl. "Or can't you hold a
-horse?"
-
-"I can't drive a horse," the girl said; "I'm afraid of them. I can't
-drive a motor-bike either. I made that up because I _knew_ you'd say
-you'd rather have taken Gertie over in the side-car than driven with
-me."
-
-"Then do you mind," Tietjens said, "telling me if you know this road at
-all?"
-
-"Not a bit!" she answered cheerfully. "I never drove it in my life. I
-looked it up on the map before we started because I'm sick to death of
-the road we went by. There's a one-horse 'bus from Rye to Tenterden, and
-I've walked from Tenterden to my uncle's over and over again. . . ."
-
-"We shall probably be out all night then," Tietjens said. "Do you mind?
-The horse may be tired. . . ."
-
-She said:
-
-"Oh, the poor horse! . . . I _meant_ us to be out all night. . . . But
-the poor horse. . . . What a brute I was not to think of it."
-
-"We're thirteen miles from a place called Brede; eleven and a quarter
-from a place whose name I couldn't read; six and three-quarters from
-somewhere called something like Uddlemere. . . ." Tietjens said. "This
-is the road to Uddlemere."
-
-"Oh, that was Grandfather's Wantways all right," she declared. "I know
-it well. It's called 'Grandfather's' because an old gentleman used to
-sit there called Gran'fer Finn. Every Tenterden market day he used to
-sell fleed cakes from a basket to the carts that went by. Tenterden
-market was abolished in 1845--the effect of the repeal of the Corn Laws,
-you know. As a Tory you ought to be interested in that."
-
-Tietjens sat patiently: He could sympathise with her mood; she had now a
-heavy weight off her chest; and, if long acquaintance with his wife had
-not made him able to put up with feminine vagaries, nothing ever would.
-
-"Would you mind," he said then, "telling me . . ."
-
-"If," she interrupted, "that was really Gran'fer Wantways: midland
-English. 'Vent' equals four cross-roads: high French _carrefour_. . . .
-Or, perhaps, that isn't the right word. But it's the way your mind
-works. . . ."
-
-"You have, of course, often walked from your uncle's to Gran'fer's
-Wantways," Tietjens said, "with your cousins, taking brandy to the
-invalid in the old toll-gate house. That's how you know the story of
-Grand'fer. You said you had never driven it; but you _have_ walked it.
-That's the way _your_ mind works, isn't it?"
-
-She said: "_Oh_!"
-
-"Then," Tietjens went on, "would you mind telling me--for the sake of
-the poor horse--whether Uddlemere is or isn't on our road home. I take
-it you don't know just this stretch of road, but you know whether it is
-the right road."
-
-"The touch of pathos," the girl said, "is a wrong note. It's you who're
-in mental trouble about the road. The horse isn't. . . ."
-
-Tietjens let the cart go on another fifty yards; then he said:
-
-"It _is_ the right road. The Uddlemere turning was the right one. You
-wouldn't let the horse go another five steps if it wasn't. You're as
-soppy about horses as . . . as I am."
-
-"There's at least that bond of sympathy between us," she said drily.
-"Gran'fer's Wantways is six and three-quarters miles from Udimore;
-Udimore is exactly five from us; total, eleven and three-quarters;
-twelve and a quarter if you add half a mile for Udimore itself. The name
-is Udimore, not Uddlemere. Local place-name enthusiasts derive this from
-'O'er the mere.' Absurd! Legend as follows: Church builders desiring to
-put church with relic of St. Rumwold in wrong place, voice wailed: 'O'er
-the mere.' Obviously absurd! . . . Putrid! '_O'er the_' by Grimm's law
-impossible as '_Udi_'; '_mere_' not a middle Low German word
-at all. . . ."
-
-"Why," Tietjens said, "are you giving me all this information?"
-
-"Because," the girl said, "it's the way your mind works. . . . It picks
-up useless facts as silver after you've polished it picks up sulphur
-vapour; and tarnishes! It arranges the useless facts in obsolescent
-patterns and makes Toryism out of them. . . . I've never met a Cambridge
-Tory man before. I thought they were all in museums and you work them up
-again out of bones. That's what father used to say; he was an Oxford
-Disraelian Conservative Imperialist. . . ."
-
-"I know of course," Tietjens said.
-
-"Of course you know," the girl said. "You know everything. . . . And
-you've worked everything into absurd principles. You think father was
-unsound because he tried to apply tendencies to life. _You_ want to be a
-Nenglish country gentleman and spin principles out of the newspapers and
-the gossip of horse-fairs. And let the country go to hell, you'll never
-stir a finger except to say I told you so."
-
-She touched him suddenly on the arm:
-
-"_Don't_ mind me!" she said. "It's reaction. I'm so happy. I'm so
-happy."
-
-He said:
-
-"That's all right! That's all right!" But for a minute or two it wasn't
-really. All feminine claws, he said to himself, are sheathed in velvet;
-but they can hurt a good deal if they touch you on the sore places of
-the defects of your qualities--even merely with the velvet. He added:
-"Your mother works you very hard."
-
-She exclaimed:
-
-"How you _understand_. You're amazing: for a man who tries to be a
-sea-anemone!" She said: "Yes, this is the first holiday I've had for
-four solid months; six hours a day typing; four hours a day work for the
-movement; three, housework and gardening; three, mother reading out her
-day's work for slips of the pen. . . . And on the top of it the raid and
-the anxiety. . . . Dreadful anxiety, you know. Suppose mother _had_ gone
-to prison. . . . Oh, I'd have gone mad. . . . Week-days and Sundays. . . ."
-She stopped: "I'm apologising, really," she went on. "Of course I
-ought not to have talked to you like that. You, a great Panjandrum;
-saving the country with your statistics and all. . . . It _did_ make you
-a rather awful figure, you know . . . and the relief to find you're . . .
-oh, a man like oneself with feet of clay. . . . I'd dreaded this
-drive. . . . I'd have dreaded it dreadfully if I hadn't been in such a
-dread about Gertie and the police. And, if I hadn't let off steam I
-should have had to jump out and run beside the cart. . . . I could
-still . . ."
-
-"You couldn't," Tietjens said. "You couldn't see the cart."
-
-They had just run into a bank of solid fog that seemed to encounter them
-with a soft, ubiquitous blow. It was blinding; it was deadening to
-sounds; it was in a sense mournful; but it was happy, too, in its
-romantic unusualness. They couldn't see the gleam of the lamps; they
-could hardly hear the step of the horse; the horse had fallen at once to
-a walk. They agreed that neither of them could be responsible for losing
-the way; in the circumstances that was impossible. Fortunately the horse
-would take them somewhere; it had belonged to a local higgler: a man
-that used the roads buying poultry for re-sale. . . . They agreed that
-they had no responsibilities, and after that went on for unmeasured
-hours in silence; the mist growing, but very, very gradually, more
-luminous. . . . Once or twice, at a rise in the road, they saw again the
-stars and the moon, but mistily. On the fourth occasion they had emerged
-into the silver lake; like mermen rising to the surface of a tropical
-sea. . . . Tietjens had said:
-
-"You'd better get down and take the lamp. See if you can find a
-milestone; I'd get down myself, but you might not be able to hold the
-horse. . . ." She had plunged in . . .
-
-And he had sat, feeling he didn't know why, like a Guy Fawkes; up in the
-light, thinking by no means disagreeable thoughts--intent, like Miss
-Wannop herself, on a complete holiday of forty-eight hours; till Tuesday
-morning! He had to look forward to a long and luxurious day of figures;
-a rest after dinner; half a night more of figures; a Monday devoted to a
-horse-deal in the market-town where he happened to know the
-horse-dealer. The horse-dealer, indeed, was known to every hunting man
-in England! A luxurious, long argument in the atmosphere of
-stable-hartshorn and slow wranglings couched in ostler's epigrams. You
-couldn't have a better day; the beer in the pub probably good, too. Or
-if not that, the claret. . . . The claret in south country inns was
-often quite good; there was no sale for it so it got well kept. . . .
-
-On Tuesday it would close in again, beginning with the meeting of his
-wife's maid at Dover. . . .
-
-He was to have, above all, a holiday from himself and to take it like
-other men; free of his conventions, his strait waist-coatings. . . .
-
-The girl said:
-
-"I'm coming up now! I've found out something. . . ." He watched intently
-the place where she must appear; it would give him pointers about the
-impenetrability of mist to the eye.
-
-Her otter skin cap had beads of dew: beads of dew were on her hair
-beneath: she scrambled up, a little awkwardly: her eyes sparkled with
-fun: panting a little: her cheeks bright. Her hair was darkened by the
-wetness of the mist, but she appeared golden in the sudden moonlight.
-
-Before she was quite up, Tietjens almost kissed her. Almost. An all but
-irresistible impulse! He exclaimed:
-
-"Steady, the Buffs!" in his surprise.
-
-She said:
-
-"Well, you might as well have given me a hand." "I found," she went on,
-"a stone that had I.R.D.C. on it, and then the lamp went out. We're not
-on the marsh because we're between quick hedges. That's all I've found.
-. . . But I've worked out what makes me so tart with you. . . ."
-
-He couldn't believe she could be so absolutely calm: the after-wash of
-that impulse had been so strong in him that it was as if he had tried to
-catch her to him and had been foiled by her. . . . She ought to be
-indignant, amused, even pleased. . . . She ought to show some
-emotion. . . .
-
-She said:
-
-"It was your silencing me with that absurd non-sequitur about the
-Pimlico clothing factory. It was an insult to my intelligence."
-
-"You recognised that it was a fallacy!" Tietjens said. He was looking
-hard at her. He didn't know what had happened to him. She took a long
-look at him, cool, but with immense eyes. It was as if for a moment
-destiny, which usually let him creep past somehow, had looked at him.
-"Can't," he argued with destiny, "a man want to kiss a schoolgirl in a
-scuffle. . . ." His own voice, a caricature of his own voice, seemed to
-come to him: "Gentlemen don't . . ." He exclaimed:
-
-"Don't gentlemen? . . ." and then stopped because he realised that he
-had spoken aloud.
-
-She said:
-
-"Oh, _gentlemen_ do!" she said, "use fallacies to glide over tight
-places in arguments. And they browbeat schoolgirls with them. It's that,
-that underneath, has been exasperating me with you. You regarded me at
-that date--three-quarters of a day ago--as a schoolgirl."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I don't now!" He added: "Heaven knows I don't now!"
-
-She said: "No; you don't now!"
-
-He said:
-
-"It didn't need your putting up all that blue stocking erudition to
-convince me. . . ."
-
-"Blue stocking!" she exclaimed contemptuously. "There's nothing of the
-blue stocking about me. I know Latin because father spoke it with us. It
-was your pompous blue socks I was pulling."
-
-Suddenly she began to laugh. Tietjens was feeling sick, physically sick.
-She went on laughing. He stuttered:
-
-"What is it?"
-
-"The sun!" she said, pointing. Above the silver horizon was the sun; not
-a red sun: shining, burnished.
-
-"I don't see . . ." Tietjens said.
-
-"What there is to laugh at?" she asked. "It's the day! . . . The longest
-day's begun . . . and to-morrow's as long. . . . The summer solstice,
-you know. . . . After to-morrow the days shorten towards winter. But
-to-morrow's as long. . . . I'm so glad . . ."
-
-"That we've got through the night? . . ." Tietjens asked.
-
-She looked at him for a long time. "You're not so dreadfully ugly,
-really," she said.
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"What's that church?"
-
-Rising out of the mist on a fantastically green knoll, a quarter of a
-mile away, was an unnoticeable place of worship: an oak shingle tower
-roof that shone grey like lead: an impossibly bright weathercock,
-brighter than the sun. Dark elms all round it, holding wetnesses of
-mist.
-
-"Icklesham!" she cried softly. "Oh, we're nearly home. Just above
-Mountby . . . That's the Mountby drive. . . ."
-
-Trees existed, black and hoary with the dripping mist. Trees in the
-hedgerow and the avenue that led to Mountby: it made a right-angle just
-before coming into the road and the road went away at right-angles
-across the gate.
-
-"You'll have to pull to the left before you reach the avenue," the girl
-said. "Or as like as not the horse will walk right up to the house. The
-higgler who had him used to buy Lady Claudine's eggs. . . ."
-
-Tietjens exclaimed barbarously:
-
-"Damn Mountby. I wish we'd never come near it," and he whipped the horse
-into a sudden trot. The hoofs sounded suddenly loud. She placed her hand
-on his gloved driving hand. Had it been his flesh she wouldn't have done
-it.
-
-She said:
-
-"My dear, it couldn't have lasted for ever . . . But you're a good man.
-And very clever. . . . You will get through. . . ."
-
-Not ten yards ahead Tietjens saw a tea-tray, the underneath of a
-black-lacquered tea-tray, gliding towards them: mathematically straight,
-just rising from the mist. He shouted: mad: the blood in his head. His
-shout was drowned by the scream of the horse: he had swung it to the
-left. The cart turned up: the horse emerged from the mist: head and
-shoulders: pawing. A stone sea-horse from the fountain of Versailles!
-Exactly that! Hanging in air for an eternity: the girl looking at it,
-leaning slightly forward.
-
-The horse didn't come over backwards: he had loosened the reins. It
-wasn't there any more. The damndest thing that _could_ happen! He had
-known it would happen. He said:
-
-"We're all right now!" There was a crash and scraping: like twenty
-tea-trays: a prolonged sound. They must be scraping along the mud-guard
-of the invisible car. He had the pressure of the horse's mouth: the
-horse was away: going hell for leather. He increased the pressure. The
-girl said:
-
-"I know I'm all right with you."
-
-They were suddenly in bright sunlight: cart: horse: commonplace
-hedgerows. They were going uphill: a steep brae. He wasn't certain she
-hadn't said: "Dear!" or "My dear!" Was it possible after so short . . .?
-But it had been a long night. He was, no doubt, saving her life too. He
-increased his pressure on the horse's mouth gently: up to all his twelve
-stone: all his strength. The hill told too. Steep, white road between
-shaven grass banks!
-
-Stop; damn you! Poor beast . . . The girl fell out of the cart. No!
-jumped clear! Out to the animal's head. It threw its head up. Nearly off
-her feet: she was holding the bit. . . . She couldn't! Tender
-mouth . . . afraid of horses. . . . He said:
-
-"Horse cut!" Her face like a little white blancmange!
-
-"Come quick," she said.
-
-"I must hold a minute," he said, "might go off if I let go to get down.
-Badly cut?"
-
-"Blood running down solid! Like an apron," she said.
-
-He was at last at her side. It was true. But not so much like an apron.
-More like a red, varnished stocking. He said:
-
-"You've a white petticoat on. Get over the hedge; jump it, and take it
-off . . ."
-
-"Tear it into strips?" she asked. "Yes!"
-
-He called to her; she was suspended halfway up the bank:
-
-"Tear one half off first. The rest into strips."
-
-She said: "All right!" She didn't go over the quickset as neatly as he
-had expected. No take off. But she was over. . . .
-
-The horse, trembling, was looking down, its nostrils distended, at the
-blood pooling from its near foot. The cut was just on the shoulder. He
-put his left arm right over the horse's eyes. The horse stood it, almost
-with a sigh of relief. . . . A wonderful magnetism with horses. Perhaps
-with women too? God knew. He was almost certain she had said "Dear."
-
-She said: "Here." He caught a round ball of whitish, stuff. He undid it.
-Thank God: what sense! A long, strong, white band. . . . What the devil
-was the hissing. . . . A small, closed car with crumpled mud-guards:
-noiseless nearly: gleaming black . . . God curse it: it passed them:
-stopped ten yards down . . . the horse rearing back: mad! Clean
-mad . . . something like a scarlet and white cockatoo, fluttering out of
-the small car door . . . a general. In full tog. White feathers! Ninety
-medals! Scarlet coat! Black trousers with red stripe. Spurs too, by God!
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"God damn you, you bloody swine. Go away!"
-
-The apparition, past the horse's blinkers, said:
-
-"I can, at least, hold the horse for you. I went past to get you out of
-Claudine's sight."
-
-"Damn good-natured of you," Tietjens said as rudely as he could. "You'll
-have to pay for the horse."
-
-The General exclaimed:
-
-"Damn it all! Why should I? You were driving your beastly camel right
-into my drive."
-
-"You never sounded your horn," Tietjens said.
-
-"I was on private ground," the General shouted. "Besides I did." An
-enraged, scarlet scarecrow, very thin, he was holding the horse's
-bridle. Tietjens was extending the half petticoat, with a measuring eye,
-before the horse's chest. The General said:
-
-"Look here! I've got to take the escort for the Royal party at St.
-Peter-in-Manor, Dover. They're laying the Buff's colours on the altar or
-something."
-
-"You never sounded your horn," Tietjens said. "Why didn't you bring your
-chauffeur? He's a capable man. . . . You talk very big about the widow
-and child. But when it comes to robbing them of fifty quid by
-slaughtering their horse . . ."
-
-The General said:
-
-"What the devil were you doing coming into our drive at five in the
-morning?"
-
-Tietjens, who had applied the half petticoat to the horse's chest,
-exclaimed:
-
-"Pick up that thing and give it me." A thin roll of linen was at his
-feet: it had rolled down from the hedge.
-
-"Can I leave the horse?" the General asked.
-
-"Of course you can," Tietjens said. "If I can't quiet a horse better
-than you can run a car . . ."
-
-He bound the new linen strips over the petticoat: the horse dropped its
-head, smelling his hand. The General, behind Tietjens, stood back on his
-heels, grasping his gold-mounted sword. Tietjens went on twisting and
-twisting the bandage.
-
-"Look here," the General suddenly bent forward to whisper into Tietjens'
-ear, "what am I to tell Claudine? I believe she saw the girl."
-
-"Oh, tell her we came to ask what time you cast off your beastly otter
-hounds," Tietjens said; "that's a matutinal job. . . ."
-
-The General's voice had a really pathetic intonation:
-
-"On a Sunday!" he exclaimed. Then in a tone of relief he added: "I shall
-tell her you were going to early communion in Duchemin's church at
-Pett."
-
-"If you want to add blasphemy to horse-slaughtering as a profession,
-do," Tietjens said. "But you'll have to pay for the horse."
-
-"I'm damned if I will," the General shouted. "I tell you you were
-driving into my drive."
-
-"Then I _shall_," Tietjens said, "and you know the construction you'll
-put on _that_."
-
-He straightened his back to look at the horse.
-
-"Go away," he said, "say what you like. Do what you like! But as you go
-through Rye send up the horse-ambulance from the vet's. Don't forget
-that. I'm going to save this horse. . . ."
-
-"You know, Chris," the General said, "you're the most wonderful hand
-with a horse . . . There isn't another man in England . . ."
-
-"I know it," Tietjens said. "Go away. And send up that ambulance. . . .
-There's your sister getting out of your car. . . ."
-
-The General began:
-
-"I've an awful lot to get explained . . ." But, at a thin scream of:
-"General! General!" he pressed on his sword hilt to keep it from between
-his long, black, scarlet-striped legs, and running to the car pushed
-back into its door a befeathered, black bolster. He waved his hand to
-Tietjens:
-
-"I'll send the ambulance," he called.
-
-The horse, its upper leg swathed with criss-crosses of white through
-which a purple stain was slowly penetrating, stood motionless, its head
-hanging down, mule-like, under the blinding sun. To ease it Tietjens
-began to undo the trace. The girl hopped over the hedge and, scrambling
-down, began to help him.
-
-"Well. _My_ reputation's gone," she said cheerfully.
-
-"I know what Lady Claudine is. . . . Why did you try to quarrel with the
-General? . . ."
-
-"Oh, you'd better," Tietjens said wretchedly, "have a law-suit with him.
-It'll account for . . . for your not going to Mountby . . ."
-
-"You think of everything," she said.
-
-They wheeled the cart backwards off the motionless horse. Tietjens moved
-it two yards forward--to get it out of sight of its own blood. Then they
-sat down side by side on the slope of the bank.
-
-"Tell me about Groby," the girl said at last.
-
-Tietjens began to tell her about his home. . . . There was, in front of
-it, an avenue that turned into the road at right angles. Just like the
-one at Mountby.
-
-"My great-great-grandfather made it," Tietjens said. "He liked privacy
-and didn't want the house visible by vulgar people on the road . . .
-just like the fellow who planned Mountby, no doubt. . . . But it's
-beastly dangerous with motors. We shall have to alter it . . . just at
-the bottom of a dip. We can't have horses hurt. . . . You'll see . . ."
-It came suddenly into his head that he wasn't perhaps the father of the
-child who was actually the heir to that beloved place over which
-generation after generation had brooded. Ever since Dutch William! A
-damn Nonconformist swine!
-
-On the bank his knees were almost level with his chin. He felt himself
-slipping down.
-
-"If I ever take you there . . ." he began.
-
-"Oh, but you never will," she said.
-
-The child wasn't his. The heir to Groby! All his brother's were
-childless . . . There was a deep well in the stable yard. He had meant
-to teach the child how, if you dropped a pebble in, you waited to count
-twenty-three. And there came up a whispering roar. . . . But not his
-child! Perhaps he hadn't even the power to beget children. His married
-brothers hadn't. . . . Clumsy sobs shook him. It was the dreadful injury
-to the horse which had finished him. He felt as if the responsibility
-were his. The poor beast had trusted him and he had smashed it up. Miss
-Wannop had her arm over his shoulder.
-
-"My dear!" she said, "you won't ever take me to Groby . . . It's
-perhaps . . . oh . . . short acquaintance; but I feel you're the
-splendidest . . ."
-
-He thought: "It _is_ rather short acquaintance."
-
-He felt a great deal of pain, over which there presided the tall,
-eel-skin, blonde figure of his wife. . . .
-
-The girl said:
-
-"There's a fly coming!" and removed her arm.
-
-A fly drew up before them with a blear-eyed driver. He said General
-Campion had kicked him out of bed, from beside his old woman. He wanted
-a pound to take them to Mrs. Wannop's, waked out of his beauty sleep and
-all. The knacker's cart was following.
-
-"You'll take Miss Wannop home at once," Tietjens said, "she's got her
-mother's breakfast to see to. . . . I shan't leave the horse till the
-knacker's van comes."
-
-The fly-driver touched his age-green hat with his whip.
-
-"Aye," he said thickly, putting a sovereign into his waistcoat pocket.
-"Always the gentleman . . . a merciful man is merciful also to his
-beast. . . . But I wouldn't leave my little wooden 'ut, nor miss my
-breakfast, for no beast. . . . Some do and some . . . do not."
-
-He drove off with the girl in the interior of his antique conveyance.
-
-Tietjens remained on the slope of the bank, in the strong sunlight,
-beside the drooping horse. It had done nearly forty miles and lost, at
-last, a lot of blood.
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I suppose I could get the governor to pay fifty quid for it. They want
-the money. . . ."
-
-He said:
-
-"But it wouldn't be playing the game!"
-
-A long time afterwards he said:
-
-"Damn all principles!" And then:
-
-"But one has to keep on going. . . . Principles are like a skeleton map
-of a country--you know whether you're going east or north."
-
-The knacker's cart lumbered round the corner.
-
-
-
-
-PART II
-
-
-
-
-I
-
-
-Sylvia Tietjens rose from her end of the lunch-table and swayed along
-it, carrying her plate. She still wore her hair in bandeaux and her
-skirts as long as she possibly could: she didn't, she said, with her
-height, intend to be taken for a girl guide. She hadn't, in complexion,
-in figure or in the languor of her gestures, aged by a minute. You
-couldn't discover in the skin of her face any deadness: in her eyes the
-shade more of fatigue than she intended to express, but she had
-purposely increased her air of scornful insolence. That was because she
-felt that her hold over men increased to the measure of her coldness.
-Someone, she knew, had once said of a dangerous woman, that when she
-entered the room every woman kept her husband on the leash. It was
-Sylvia's pleasure to think that, before she went out of that room, all
-the women in it realised with mortification--that they needn't! For if
-coolly and distinctly she had said on entering: "Nothing doing!" as
-barmaids will to the enterprising, she couldn't more plainly have
-conveyed to the other women that she had no use for their treasured
-rubbish.
-
-Once, on the edge of a cliff in Yorkshire, where the moors come above
-the sea, during one of the tiresome shoots that are there the fashion, a
-man had bidden her observe the demeanour of the herring gulls below.
-They were dashing from rock to rock on the cliff face, screaming, with
-none of the dignity of gulls. Some of them even let fall the herrings
-that they had caught and she saw the pieces of silver dropping into the
-blue motion. The man told her to look up; high, circling and continuing
-for a long time to circle; illuminated by the sunlight below, like a
-pale flame against the sky was a bird. The man told her that that was
-some sort of fish-eagle or hawk. Its normal habit was to chase the gulls
-which, in their terror, would drop their booty of herrings, whereupon
-the eagle would catch the fish before it struck the water. At the moment
-the eagle was not on duty, but the gulls were just as terrified as if it
-had been.
-
-Sylvia stayed for a long time watching the convolutions of the eagle. It
-pleased her to see that, though nothing threatened the gulls, they yet
-screamed and dropped their herrings . . . The whole affair reminded her
-of herself in her relationship to the ordinary women of the barnyard. . . .
-Not that there was the breath of a scandal against herself; that she
-very well knew, and it was her preoccupation just as turning down nice
-men--the "really nice men" of commerce--was her hobby.
-
-She practiced every kind of "turning down" on these creatures: the
-really nice ones, with the Kitchener moustaches, the seal's brown eyes,
-the honest, thrilling voices, the clipped words, the straight backs and
-the admirable records--as long as you didn't enquire _too_ closely.
-Once, in the early days of the Great Struggle, a young man--she _had_
-smiled at him in mistake for some one more trustable--had followed in a
-taxi, hard on her motor, and flushed with wine, glory and the firm
-conviction that all women in that lurid carnival had become common
-property, had burst into her door from the public stairs. . . . She had
-overtopped him by the forehead and before a few minutes were up she
-seemed to him to have become ten foot high with a gift of words that
-scorched his backbone and the voice of a frozen marble statue: a
-_chaud-froid_ effect. He had come in like a stallion, red eyed, and all
-his legs off the ground: he went down the stairs like a half-drowned
-rat, with dim eyes and really looking wet, for some reason or other.
-
-Yet she hadn't really told him more than the way one should behave to
-the wives of one's brother officers then actually in the line, a point
-of view that, with her intimates, she daily agreed was pure bosh. But it
-must have seemed to him like the voice of his mother--when his mother
-had been much younger, of course--speaking from paradise, and his
-conscience had contrived the rest of his general wetness. This, however,
-had been melodrama and war stuff at that: it hadn't, therefore,
-interested her. She preferred to inflict deeper and more quiet pains.
-
-She could, she flattered herself, tell the amount of empressement which
-a man would develop about herself at the first glance--the amount and
-the quality too. And from not vouchsafing a look at all, or a look of
-the barest and most incurious to some poor devil who even on
-introduction couldn't conceal his desires, to letting, after dinner, a
-measured glance travel from the right foot of a late dinner partner,
-diagonally up the ironed fold of the right trouser to the watch pocket,
-diagonally still, across the shirt front, pausing at the stud and so,
-rather more quickly away over the left shoulder, while the poor fellow
-stood appalled, with his dinner going wrong--from the milder note to the
-more pronounced she ran the whole gamut of "turnings down." The poor
-fellows next day would change their bootmakers, their sock merchants,
-their tailors, the designers of their dress-studs and shirts: they would
-sigh even to change the cut of their faces, communing seriously with
-their after-breakfast mirrors. But they knew in their hearts that
-calamity came from the fact that she hadn't deigned to look into their
-eyes. . . . Perhaps hadn't dared was the right word!
-
-Sylvia, herself, would have cordially acknowledged that it might have
-been. She knew that, like her intimates--all the Elizabeths, Alixs, and
-Lady Moiras of the smooth-papered, be-photographed weekly journals--she
-was man-mad. It was the condition, indeed, of their intimacy as of their
-eligibilities for reproduction on hot-pressed paper. They went about in
-bands with, as it were, a cornfield of feather boas floating above them,
-though to be sure no one _wore_ feather boas; they shortened their hairs
-and their skirts and flattened, as far as possible, their chest
-developments, which _does_ give, oh, you know . . . a _certain_ . . .
-They adopted demeanours as like as possible--and yet how unlike--to
-those of waitresses in tea-shops frequented by city men. And one reads
-in police court reports of raids what _those_ are! Probably they were,
-in action, as respectable as any body of women; _more_ respectable,
-probably, than the great middle class of before the war, and certainly
-spotless by comparison with their own upper servants whose morals,
-merely as recorded in the divorce court statistics--_that_ she had from
-Tietjens--would put to shame even those of Welsh or lowland Scotch
-villages. Her mother was accustomed to say that she was sure her butler
-would get to heaven, simply because the Recording Angel, being an
-angel--and, as such, delicately minded--wouldn't have the face to put
-down, much less read out, the least venial of Morgan's offences. . . .
-
-And, sceptical as she was by nature, Sylvia Tietjens didn't really even
-believe in the capacity for immoralities of her friends. She didn't
-believe that any one of them was seriously what the French would call
-the _maîtresse en tître_ of any particular man. Passion wasn't, at
-least, their strong suit: they left that to more--or to less--august
-circles. The Duke of A . . . and all the little A's . . . might be the
-children of the morose and passion-stricken Duke of B . . . instead of
-the still more morose but less passionate late Duke of A . . . Mr. C,
-the Tory statesman and late Foreign Minister, might equally be the
-father of all the children of the Tory Lord Chancellor E . . . The Whig
-front benches, the gloomy and disagreeable Russells and Cavendishes
-trading off these--again French--_collages sérieux_ against the
-matrimonial divagations of their own Lord F and Mr. G. . . . But those
-amorous of heavily titled and born front benchers were rather of august
-politics. The hot-pressed weekly journals never got hold of them: the
-parties to them didn't, for one thing, photograph well, being old,
-uglyish and terribly, badly dressed. They were matter rather for the
-memoirs of the indiscreet, already written, but not to see the light for
-fifty years. . . .
-
-The affairs of her own set, female front benchers of one side or other
-as they were, were more tenuous. If they ever came to heads, their
-affairs, they had rather the nature of promiscuity and took place at the
-country houses where bells rang at five in the morning. Sylvia had heard
-of such country houses, but she didn't know of any. She imagined that
-they might be the baronial halls of such barons of the crown as had
-patronymics ending in schen . . . stein . . . and baum. There were
-getting to be a good many of these, but Sylvia did not visit them. She
-had in her that much of the papist.
-
-Certain of her more brilliant girl friends certainly made very sudden
-marriages; but the averages of those were not markedly higher than in
-the case of the daughters of doctors, solicitors, the clergy, the lord
-mayors and common councilmen. They were the product usually of
-the more informal type of dance, of inexperience and champagne--of
-champagne of unaccustomed strength or of champagne taken in unusual
-circumstances--fasting as often as not. They were, these hasty
-marriages, hardly ever the result of either passion or temperamental
-lewdness.
-
-In her own case--years ago now--she had certainly been taken advantage
-of, after champagne, by a married man called Drake. A bit of a brute she
-acknowledged him now to be. But after the event passion had developed:
-intense on her side and quite intense enough on his. When; in a scare
-that had been as much her mother's as her own, she had led Tietjens on
-and married him in Paris to be out of the way--though it was fortunate
-that the English Catholic church of the Avenue Hoche had been the scene
-of her mother's marriage also, thus establishing a precedent and an
-ostensible reason!--there had been dreadful scenes right up to the very
-night of the marriage. She had hardly to close her eyes in order to see
-the Paris hotel bedroom, the distorted face of Drake, who was mad with
-grief and jealousy, against a background of white things, flowers and
-the like, sent in overnight for the wedding. She knew that she had been
-very near death. She had wanted death.
-
-And even now she had only to see the name of Drake in the paper--her
-mother's influence with the pompous front bencher of the Upper House,
-her cousin, had put Drake in the way of colonial promotions that were
-recorded in gazettes--nay, she had only involuntarily to think of that
-night and she would stop dead, speaking or walking, drive her nails into
-her palms and groan slightly. . . . She had to invent a chronic stitch
-in her heart to account for this groan which ended in a mumble and
-seemed to herself to degrade her. . . .
-
-The miserable memory would come, ghost-like, at any time, anywhere. She
-would see Drake's face, dark against the white things; she would feel
-the thin night-gown lipping off her shoulder; but most of all she would
-seem, in darkness that excluded the light of any room in which she might
-be, to be transfused by the mental agony that there she had felt: the
-longing for the brute who had mangled her: the dreadful pain of the
-mind. The odd thing was that the sight of Drake himself, whom she had
-seen several times since the outbreak of the war, left her completely
-without emotion. She had no aversion, but no longing for him. . . . She
-had, nevertheless, longing, but she knew it was longing merely to
-experience again that dreadful feeling. And not with Drake. . . .
-
-Her "turnings down" then of the really nice men, if it were a sport, was
-a sport not without a spice of danger. She imagined that, after a
-success, she must feel much of the exhilaration that men told her they
-felt after bringing off a clean right and left, and no doubt she felt
-some of the emotions that the same young men felt when they were out
-shooting with beginners. Her personal chastity she now cherished much as
-she cherished her personal cleanliness and persevered in her Swedish
-exercises after her baths before an open window, her rides afterwards,
-and her long nights of dancing which she would pursue in any room that
-was decently ventilated. Indeed, the two sides of life were, in her
-mind, intimately connected: she kept herself attractive by her skilfully
-selected exercises and cleanlinesses: and the same fatigues, healthful
-as they were, kept her in the mood for chastity of life. She had done so
-ever since her return to her husband; and this not because of any
-attachment to her husband or to virtue as such, as because she had made
-the pact with herself out of caprice and meant to keep it. She _had_ to
-have men at her feet: that was, as it were, the price of her--purely
-social--daily bread: as it was the price of the daily bread of her
-intimates. She was, and had been for many years, absolutely continent.
-And so very likely were, and had been, all her Moiras, and Megs, and
-Lady Marjories--but she was perfectly aware that they had to have, above
-their assemblies as it were, a light vapour of the airs and habits of
-the brothel. The public demanded that . . . a light vapour, like the
-slight traces of steam that she had seen, glutinously adhering to the
-top of the water in the crocodile-houses of the Zoo.
-
-It was, indeed, the price; and she was aware that she had been lucky.
-Not many of the hastily-married young women of her set really kept their
-heads above water _in_ her set: for a season you would read that Lady
-Marjorie and Captain Hunt, after her presentation at Court on the
-occasion of her marriage, were to be seen at Roehampton, at Goodwood and
-the like: photographs of the young couple, striding along with the
-palings of the Row behind them, would appear for a month or so. Then the
-records of their fashionable doings would transfer themselves to the
-lists of the attendants and attachés of distant vice-regal courts in
-tropics bad for the complexion. "And then no more of he and she," as
-Sylvia put it.
-
-In her case it hadn't been so bad, but it had been nearish. She had had
-the advantage of being an only daughter of a very rich woman: her
-husband wasn't just any Captain Hunt to stick on a vice-regal staff. He
-was in a first-class office and when Angélique wrote notes on the young
-menage she could--Angélique's ideas of these things being hazy--always
-refer to the husband as the future Lord Chancellor or Ambassador to
-Vienna. And their little, frightfully expensive establishment--to which
-her mother, who had lived with them had very handsomely contributed--had
-floated them over the first dangerous two years. They had entertained
-like mad, and two much-canvassed scandals had had their beginnings in
-Sylvia's small drawing-room. She had been quite established when she had
-gone off with Perowne. . . .
-
-And coming back had not been so difficult. She had expected it would be,
-but it hadn't. Tietjens had stipulated for large rooms in Gray's Inn.
-That hadn't seemed to her to be reasonable; but she imagined that he
-wanted to be near his friend and, though she had no gratitude to
-Tietjens for taking her back and nothing but repulsion from the idea of
-living in his house, as they were making a bargain, she owed it to
-herself to be fair. She had never swindled a railway company, brought
-dutiable scent past a custom-house or represented to a second-hand
-dealer that her clothes were less worn than they were, though with her
-prestige she could actually have done this. It was fair that Tietjens
-should live where he wished and live there they did, their very tall
-windows looking straight into those of Macmaster across the Georgian
-quadrangle.
-
-They had two floors of a great building, and that gave them a great deal
-of space, the breakfast-room, in which during the war they also lunched,
-was an immense room, completely lined with books that were nearly all
-calf-backed, with an immense mirror over an immense, carved, yellow and
-white marble mantelpiece, and three windows that, in their great height,
-with the spideriness of their divisions and their old, bulging
-glass--some of the panes were faintly violet in age--gave to the room an
-eighteenth century distinction. It suited, she admitted, Tietjens, who
-was an eighteenth century figure of the Dr. Johnson type--the only
-eighteenth century type of which she knew, except for that of the beau
-something who wore white satin and ruffles, went to Bath and must have
-been indescribably tiresome.
-
-Above, she had a great white drawing-room, with fixings that she knew
-were eighteenth century and to be respected. For Tietjens--again she
-admitted--had a marvellous gift for old furniture: he despised it as
-such, but he knew it down to the ground. Once when her friend Lady Moira
-had been deploring the expense of having her new, little house furnished
-from top to toe under the advice of Sir John Robertson, the specialist
-(the Moiras had sold Arlington Street stock, lock and barrel to some
-American), Tietjens, who had come in to tea and had been listening
-without speaking, had said, with the soft good nature, rather
-sentimental in tone, that once in a blue moon he would bestow on her
-prettiest friends:
-
-"You had better let me do it for you."
-
-Taking a look round Sylvia's great drawing-room, with the white panels,
-the Chinese lacquer screens, the red lacquer and ormolu cabinets and the
-immense blue and pink carpet (and Sylvia knew that if only for the three
-panels by a fellow called Fragonard, bought just before Fragonards had
-been boomed by the late King, her drawing-room was something
-remarkable). Lady Moira had said to Tietjens, rather flutteringly and
-almost with the voice with which she began one of her affairs:
-
-"Oh, if you only _would_."
-
-He had done it, and he had done it for a quarter of the estimate of Sir
-John Robertson. He had done it without effort, as if with a roll or two
-of his elephantine shoulders, for he seemed to know what was in every
-dealer's and auctioneer's catalogue by looking at the green halfpenny
-stamp on the wrapper. And, still more astonishingly, he had made love to
-Lady Moira--they had stopped twice with the Moiras in Gloucestershire
-and the Moiras had three times week-ended with Mrs. Satterthwaite as the
-Tietjens' _invités_. . . . Tietjens had made love to Lady Moira quite
-prettily and sufficiently to tide Moira over until she was ready to
-begin her affair with Sir William Heathly.
-
-For the matter of that, Sir John Robertson, the specialist in old
-furniture, challenged by Lady Moira to pick holes in her beautiful
-house, had gone there, poked his large spectacles against cabinets,
-smelt the varnish of table tops and bitten the backs of chairs in his
-ancient and short-sighted way, and had then told Lady Moira that
-Tietjens had bought her nothing that wasn't worth a bit more than he had
-given for it. This increased their respect for the old fellow: it
-explained his several millions. For, if the old fellow proposed to make
-out of a friend like Moira a profit of 300 per cent.--limiting it to
-that out of sheer affection for a pretty woman--what wouldn't he make
-out of a natural--and national--enemy like a United States senator!
-
-And the old man took a great fancy to Tietjens himself--which Tietjens,
-to Sylvia's bewilderment, did not resent. The old man would come in to
-tea and, if Tietjens were present, would stay for hours talking about
-old furniture. Tietjens would listen without talking. Sir John would
-expatiate over and over again about this to Mrs. Tietjens. It was
-extraordinary. Tietjens went purely by instinct: by taking a glance at a
-thing and chancing its price. According to Sir John one of the most
-remarkable feats of the furniture trade had been Tietjens' purchase of
-the Hemingway bureau for Lady Moira. Tietjens, in his dislikeful way,
-had bought this at a cottage sale for £3 10s., and had told Lady Moira
-it was the best piece she would ever possess: Lady Moira had gone to the
-sale with him. Other dealers present had hardly looked at it: Tietjens
-certainly hadn't opened it. But at Lady Moira's, poking his spectacles
-into the upper part of the glazed piece, Sir John had put his nose
-straight on the little bit of inserted yellow wood by a hinge, bearing
-signature, name and date: "Jno. Hemingway, Bath, 1784." Sylvia
-remembered them because Sir John told her so often. It was a lost
-"piece" that the furnishing world had been after for many years.
-
-For that exploit the old man seemed to love Tietjens. That he loved
-Sylvia herself, she was quite aware. He fluttered round her tremulously,
-gave fantastic entertainments in her honour and was the only man she had
-never turned down. He had a harem, so it was said, in an enormous house
-at Brighton or somewhere. But it was another sort of love he bestowed on
-Tietjens: the rather pathetic love that the aged bestow on their
-possible successors in office.
-
-Once Sir John came into tea and quite formally and with a sort of
-portentousness announced that that was his seventy-first birthday, and
-that he was a broken man. He seriously proposed that Tietjens should
-come into partnership with him with the reversion of the business--not,
-of course, of his private fortune. Tietjens had listened amiably, asking
-a detail or two of Sir John's proposed arrangement. Then he had said,
-with the rather caressing voice that he now and then bestowed on a
-pretty woman, that he didn't think it would do. There would be too much
-beastly money about it. As a career it would be more congenial to him
-than his office . . . but there was too much beastly money about it.
-
-Once more, a little to Sylvia's surprise--but men are queer
-creatures!--Sir John seemed to see this objection as quite reasonable,
-though he heard it with regret and combated it feebly. He went away with
-a relieved jauntiness; for, if he couldn't have Tietjens he couldn't;
-and he invited Sylvia to dine with him somewhere where they were going
-to have something fabulous and very nasty at about two guineas the ounce
-on the menu. Something like that! And during dinner Sir John had
-entertained her by singing the praises of her husband. He said that
-Tietjens was much too great a gentleman to be wasted on the old
-furniture trade: that was why he hadn't persisted. But he sent by Sylvia
-a message to the effect that if ever Tietjens _did_ come to be in want
-of money . . .
-
-Occasionally Sylvia was worried to know why people--as they sometimes
-did--told her that her husband had great gifts. To her he was merely
-unaccountable. His actions and opinions seemed simply the products of
-caprice--like her own and, since she knew that most of her own
-manifestations were a matter of contrariety, she abandoned the habit of
-thinking much about him.
-
-But gradually and dimly she began to see that Tietjens had, at least, a
-consistency of character and a rather unusual knowledge of life. This
-came to her when she had to acknowledge that their move to the Inn of
-Court had been a social success and had suited herself. When they had
-discussed the change at Lobscheid--or rather when Sylvia had
-unconditionally given in to every stipulation of Tietjens!--he had
-predicted almost exactly what would happen, though it had been the
-affair of her mother's cousin's opera box that had most impressed her.
-He had told her, at Lobscheid, that he had no intention of interfering
-with her social level, and he was convinced that he was not going to. He
-had thought about it a good deal.
-
-She hadn't much listened to him. She had thought, firstly, that he was a
-fool and, secondly, that he _did_ mean to hurt her. And she acknowledged
-that he had a certain right. If, after she had been off with another
-man, she asked this one still to extend to her the honour of his name
-and the shelter of his roof, she had no right to object to his terms.
-Her only decent revenge on him was to live afterwards with such
-equanimity as to let him know the mortification of failure.
-
-But at Lobscheid he had talked a lot of nonsense, as it had seemed to
-her: a mixture of prophecy and politics. The Chancellor of the Exchequer
-of that date had been putting pressure on the great landlords: the great
-landlords had been replying by cutting down their establishments and
-closing their town houses--not to any great extent, but enough to make a
-very effective gesture of it, and so as to raise a considerable clamour
-from footmen and milliners. The Tietjens--both of them--were of the
-great landowning class: they could adopt that gesture of shutting up
-their Mayfair house and going to live in a wilderness. All the more if
-they made their wilderness a thoroughly comfortable affair!
-
-He had counselled her to present this aspect of the matter to her
-mother's cousin, the morosely portentous Rugeley. Rugeley was a great
-landowner--almost the greatest of all; and he was a landowner obsessed
-with a sense of his duties both to his dependants and his even remote
-relatives. Sylvia had only, Tietjens said, to go to the Duke and tell
-him that the Chancellor's exactions had forced them to this move, but
-that they had done it partly as a protest, and the Duke would accept it
-almost as a personal tribute to himself. _He_ couldn't, even as a
-protest, be expected to shut up Mexborough or reduce his expenses. But,
-if his humbler relatives spiritedly did, he would almost certainly make
-it up to them. And Rugeley's favours were on the portentous scale of
-everything about him. "I shouldn't wonder," Tietjens had said, "if he
-didn't lend you the Rugeley box to entertain in."
-
-And that is exactly what had happened.
-
-The Duke--who must have kept a register of his remotest cousins--had,
-shortly before their return to London, heard that this young couple had
-parted with every prospect of a large and disagreeable scandal. He had
-approached Mrs. Satterthwaite--for whom he had a gloomy affection--and
-he had been pleased to hear that the rumour was a gross libel. So that,
-when the young couple actually turned up again--from Russia!--Rugeley,
-who perceived that they were not only together, but to all appearances
-quite united, was determined not only to make it up to them, but to
-show, in order to abash their libellers as signal a mark of his favour
-as he could without inconvenience to himself. He, therefore,
-twice--being a widower--invited Mrs. Satterthwaite to entertain for him,
-Sylvia to invite the guests, and then had Mrs. Tietjens' name placed on
-the roll of those who could have the Rugeley box at the opera, on
-application at the Rugeley estate office, when it wasn't wanted. This
-was a very great privilege and Sylvia had known how to make the most if
-it.
-
-On the other hand, on the occasion of their conversation at Lobscheid,
-Tietjens had prophesied what at the time seemed to her a lot of tosh. It
-had been two or three years before, but Tietjens had said that about the
-time grouse-shooting began, in 1914, a European conflagration would take
-place which would shut up half the houses in Mayfair and beggar their
-inhabitants. He had patiently supported his prophecy with financial
-statistics as to the approaching bankruptcy of various European powers
-and the growingly acquisitive skill and rapacity of the inhabitants of
-Great Britain. She had listened to that with some attention: it had
-seemed to her rather like the usual nonsense talked in country
-houses--where, irritatingly, he never talked. But she liked to be able
-to have a picturesque fact or two with which to support herself when she
-too, to hold attention, wanted to issue moving statements as to
-revolutions, anarchies and strife in the offing. And she had noticed
-that when she magpied Tietjens' conversations more serious men in
-responsible positions were apt to argue with her and to pay her more
-attention than before. . . .
-
-And now, walking along the table with her plate in her hand, she could
-not but acknowledge that, triumphantly--and very comfortably for
-her!--Tietjens had been right! In the third year of the war it was very
-convenient to have a dwelling, cheap, comfortable, almost august and so
-easy to work that you could have, at a pinch, run it with one maid,
-though the faithful Hullo Central had not let it come to that yet. . . .
-
-Being near Tietjens she lifted her plate, which contained two cold
-cutlets in aspic and several leaves of salad: she wavered a little to
-one side and, with a circular motion of her hand, let the whole contents
-fly at Tietjens' head. She placed the plate on the table and drifted
-slowly towards the enormous mirror over the fireplace.
-
-"I'm bored," she said. "Bored! Bored!"
-
-Tietjens had moved slightly as she had thrown: the cutlets and most of
-the salad leaves had gone over his shoulder. But one, couched, very
-green leaf was on his shoulder-strap, and the oil and vinegar from the
-plate--Sylvia _knew_ that she took too much of all condiments--had
-splashed from the revers of his tunic to his green staff-badges. She was
-glad that she had hit him as much as that: it meant that her
-marksmanship had not been quite rotten. She was glad, too, that she had
-missed him. She was also supremely indifferent. It had occurred to her
-to do it and she had done it. Of that she was glad!
-
-She looked at herself for some time in the mirror of bluish depths. She
-pressed her immense bandeaux with both hands on to her ears. She was all
-right: high-featured: alabaster complexion--but that was mostly the
-mirror's doing--beautiful, long, cool hands--what man's forehead
-wouldn't long for them? . . . And that hair! What man wouldn't think of
-it, unloosed on white shoulders! . . . Well, Tietjens wouldn't! Or,
-perhaps, he did . . . she hoped he did, curse him, for he never saw that
-sight. Obviously sometimes, at night, with a little whisky taken he must
-want to!
-
-She rang the bell and bade Hullo Central sweep the plateful from the
-carpet; Hullo Central, tall and dark, looking with wide-open eyes,
-motionlessly at nothing.
-
-Sylvia went along the bookshelves, pausing over a book back, "_Vitae
-Hominum Notiss_ . . ." in gilt, irregular capitals pressed deep into the
-old leather. At the first long window she supported herself by the
-blind-cord. She looked out and back into the room.
-
-"There's that veiled woman!" she said, "going into eleven. . . . It's
-two o'clock, of course. . . ."
-
-She looked at her husband's back hard, the clumsy khaki back that was
-getting round-shouldered now. Hard! She wasn't going to miss a motion or
-a stiffening.
-
-"I've found out who it is!" she said, "and who she goes to. I got it out
-of the porter." She waited. Then she added:
-
-"It's the woman you travelled down from Bishop's Auckland with. On the
-day war was declared."
-
-Tietjens turned solidly round in his chair. She knew he would do that
-out of stiff politeness, so it meant nothing.
-
-His face was whitish in the pale light, but it was always whitish since
-he had come back from France and passed his day in a tin hut among dust
-heaps. He said:
-
-"So you saw me!" But that, too, was mere politeness.
-
-She said:
-
-"Of course the whole crowd of us from Claudine's saw you! It was old
-Campion who said she was a Mrs. . . . I've forgotten the name."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I imagined he would know her. I saw him looking in from the corridor!"
-
-She said:
-
-"Is she your mistress, or only Macmaster's, or the mistress of both of
-you? It would be like you to have a mistress in common. . . . She's got
-a mad husband, hasn't she? A clergyman."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"She hasn't!"
-
-Sylvia checked suddenly in her next questions, and Tietjens, who in
-these discussions never manœuvred for position, said:
-
-"She has been Mrs. Macmaster over six months."
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"She married him then the day after her husband's death."
-
-She drew a long breath and added:
-
-"I don't care. . . . She has been coming here every Friday for three
-years. . . . I tell you I shall expose her unless that little beast pays
-you to-morrow the money he owes you. . . . God knows you need it!" She
-said then hurriedly, for she didn't know how Tietjens might take that
-proposition:
-
-"Mrs. Wannop rang up this morning to know who was . . . oh! . . . the
-evil genius of the Congress of Vienna. Who, by the by, is Mrs. Wannop's
-secretary? She wants to see you this afternoon. About war babies!"
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Mrs. Wannop hasn't got a secretary. It's her daughter who does her
-ringing-up."
-
-"The girl," Sylvia said, "you were so potty about at that horrible
-afternoon Macmaster gave. Has she had a war baby by you? They all say
-she's your mistress."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"No, Miss Wannop isn't my mistress. Her mother has had a commission to
-write an article about war babies. I told her yesterday there weren't
-any war babies to speak of, and she's upset because she won't be able to
-make a sensational article. She wants to try and make me change my
-mind."
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"It _was_ Miss Wannop at that beastly affair of your friend's?" Sylvia
-asked. "And I suppose the woman who received was Mrs. What's-er-name:
-your other mistress. An unpleasant show. I don't think much of your
-taste. The one where all the horrible geniuses in London were? There was
-a man like a rabbit talked to me about how to write poetry."
-
-"That's no good as an identification of the party," Tietjens said.
-"Macmaster gives a party every Friday, not Saturday. He has for years.
-Mrs. Macmaster goes there every Friday. To act as hostess. She has for
-years. Miss Wannop goes there every Friday after she has done work for
-her mother. To support Mrs. Macmaster. . . ."
-
-"She has for years!" Sylvia mocked him. "And you go there every Friday!
-to croodle over Miss Wannop. Oh, Christopher!"--she adopted a mock
-pathetic voice--"I never did have much opinion of your taste . . . but
-not _that_! Don't let it be that. Put her back. She's too young for
-you. . . ."
-
-"All the geniuses in London," Tietjens continued equably, "go to
-Macmaster's every Friday. He has been trusted with the job of giving
-away Royal Literary Bounty money: that's why they go. They go: that's
-why he was given his C.B."
-
-"I should not have thought they counted," Sylvia said.
-
-"Of course they count," Tietjens said. "They write for the Press. They
-can get anybody anything . . . except themselves!"
-
-"Like you!" Sylvia said; "exactly like you! They're a lot of bribed
-squits."
-
-"Oh, no," Tietjens said. "It isn't done obviously or discreditably.
-Don't believe that Macmaster distributes forty-pounders yearly of bounty
-on condition that he gets advancement. He hasn't, himself, the least
-idea of how it works, except by his atmosphere."
-
-"I never knew a beastlier atmosphere," Sylvia said. "It _reeked_ of
-rabbit's food."
-
-"You're quite mistaken," Tietjens said; "that is the Russian leather of
-the backs of the specially bound presentation copies in the _large_
-bookcase."
-
-"I don't know what you're talking about," Sylvia said. "What _are_
-presentation copies? I should have thought you'd had enough of the
-beastly Russian smells Kiev stunk of."
-
-Tietjens considered for a moment.
-
-"No! I don't remember it," he said. "Kiev? . . . Oh, it's where we
-were . . ."
-
-"You put half your mother's money," Sylvia said, "into the Government of
-Kiev 12½ per cent. City Tramways. . . ."
-
-At that Tietjens certainly winced, a type of wincing that Sylvia hadn't
-wanted.
-
-"You're not fit to go out to-morrow," she said. "I shall wire to old
-Campion."
-
-"Mrs. Duchemin," Tietjens said woodenly. "Mrs. Macmaster that is, also
-used to burn a little incense in the room before the parties. . . .
-Those Chinese stinks . . . what do they call them? Well, it doesn't
-matter"; he added that resignedly. Then he went on: "Don't you make any
-mistake. Mrs. Macmaster is a very superior woman. Enormously efficient!
-Tremendously respected. I shouldn't advise even you to come up against
-her, now she's in the saddle."
-
-Mrs. Tietjens said:
-
-"_That_ sort of woman!"
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I don't say you ever will come up against her. Your spheres differ.
-But, if you do, don't. . . . I say it because you seem to have got your
-knife into her."
-
-"I don't like that sort of thing going on under my windows," Sylvia
-said.
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"What sort of thing? . . . I was trying to tell you a little about Mrs.
-Macmaster . . . she's like the woman who was the mistress of the man who
-burned the other fellow's horrid book. . . . I can't remember the
-names."
-
-Sylvia said quickly:
-
-"Don't try!" In a slower tone she added: "I don't in the least want to
-know. . . ."
-
-"Well, she was an Egeria!" Tietjens said. "An inspiration to the
-distinguished. Mrs. Macmaster is all that. The geniuses swarm round her,
-and with the really select ones she corresponds. She writes superior
-letters, about the Higher Morality usually; very delicate in feeling.
-Scotch naturally. When they go abroad she sends them snatches of London
-literary happenings; well done, mind you! And then, every now and then,
-she slips in something she wants Macmaster to have. But with great
-delicacy. . . . Say it's this C.B. . . . she transfuses into the minds
-of Genius One, Two and Three the idea of a C.B. for Macmaster. . . .
-Genius No One lunches with the Deputy Sub-Patronage Secretary, who looks
-after literary honours and lunches with geniuses to get the
-gossip. . . ."
-
-"Why," Sylvia said, "did you lend Macmaster all that money?" Sylvia
-asked. . . .
-
-"Mind you," Tietjens continued his own speech, "it's perfectly proper.
-That's the way patronage _is_ distributed in this country; it's the way
-it should be. The only clean way. Mrs. Duchemin backs Macmaster because
-he's a first-class fellow for his job. And _she_ is an influence over
-the geniuses because she's a first-class person for hers. . . . She
-represents the higher, nicer morality for really nice Scots. Before long
-she will be getting tickets stopped from being sent to people for the
-Academy soirées. She already does it for the Royal Bounty dinners. A
-little later, when Macmaster is knighted for bashing the French in the
-eye, she'll have a tiny share in auguster assemblies. . . . Those people
-have to ask _somebody_ for advice. Well, one day you'll want to present
-some débutante. And you won't get a ticket. . . ."
-
-"Then I'm glad," Sylvia exclaimed, "that I wrote to Brownie's uncle
-about the woman. I was a little sorry this morning because, from what
-Glorvina told me, you're in such a devil of a hole. . . ."
-
-"Who's Brownie's uncle?" Tietjens asked. "Lord . . . Lord . . . The
-banker! I know Brownie's in his uncle's bank."
-
-"Port Scatho!" Sylvia said. "I wish you wouldn't act forgetting people's
-names. You overdo it."
-
-Tietjens' face went a shade whiter. . . .
-
-"Port Scatho," he said, "is the chairman of the Inn Billeting
-Committees, of course. And you wrote to him? . . ."
-
-"I'm sorry," Sylvia said. "I mean I'm sorry I said that about your
-forgetting. . . . I wrote to him and said that as a resident of the Inn
-I objected to your mistress--he knows the relationship, of
-course!--creeping in every Friday under a heavy veil and creeping out
-every Saturday at four in the morning."
-
-"Lord Port Scatho knows about my relationship," Tietjens began.
-
-"He saw her in your arms in the train," Sylvia said. "It upset Brownie
-so much he offered to shut down your overdraft and return any cheques
-you had out marked R.D."
-
-"To please you?" Tietjens asked. "_Do_ bankers do that sort of thing?
-It's a new light on British society. . . ."
-
-"I suppose bankers try to please their women friends, like other men,"
-Sylvia said. "I told him very emphatically it wouldn't please me. . .
-But . . ." She hesitated: "I wouldn't give him a chance to get back on
-you. I don't want to interfere in your affairs. But Brownie doesn't like
-you. . . ."
-
-"He wants you to divorce me and marry him?" Tietjens asked.
-
-"How did you know?" Sylvia asked indifferently. "I let him give me lunch
-now and then because it's convenient to have him manage my affairs, you
-being away. . . . But of course he hates you for being in the army. All
-the men who aren't hate all the men that are. And, of course, when
-there's a woman between them the men who aren't do all they can to do
-the others in. When they're bankers they have a pretty good pull. . . ."
-
-"I suppose they have," Tietjens said, vaguely; "of course they would
-have. . . ."
-
-Sylvia abandoned the blind-cord on which she had been dragging with one
-hand. In order that light might fall on her face and give more
-impressiveness to her words, for, in a minute or two, when she felt
-brave enough, she meant really to let him have her bad news!--she
-drifted to the fireplace. He followed her round, turning on his chair to
-give her his face.
-
-She said:
-
-"Look here, it's all the fault of this beastly war, isn't it? Can you
-deny it? . . . I mean that decent, gentlemanly fellows like Brownie have
-turned into beastly squits!"
-
-"I suppose it is," Tietjens said dully. "Yes, certainly it is. You're
-quite right. It's the incidental degeneration of the heroic impulse: if
-the heroic impulse has too even a strain put on it the incidental
-degeneration gets the upper hand. That accounts for the Brownies . . .
-all the Brownies . . . turning squits. . . ."
-
-"Then why do you go on with it?" Sylvia said. "God knows I could wangle
-you out if you'd back me in the least little way."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Thanks! I prefer to remain in it. . . . How else am I to get a
-living? . . ."
-
-"You know then," Sylvia exclaimed almost shrilly. "You know that they
-won't have you back in the office if they can find a way of getting you
-out. . . ."
-
-"Oh, they'll find that!" Tietjens said. . . . He continued his other
-speech: "When we go to war with France," he said dully. . . . And Sylvia
-knew he was only now formulating his settled opinion so as not to have
-his active brain to give to the discussion. He must be thinking hard of
-the Wannop girl! With her littleness: her tweed-skirtishness. . . . A
-provincial miniature of herself, Sylvia Tietjens. . . . If she, then,
-had been miniature, provincial. . . . But Tietjens' words cut her as if
-she had been lashed with a dog-whip. "We shall behave more creditably,"
-he had said, "because there will be less heroic impulse about it. We
-shall . . . half of us . . . be ashamed of ourselves. So there will be
-much less incidental degeneration."
-
-Sylvia who, by that was listening to him, abandoned the consideration of
-Miss Wannop and the pretence that obsessed her, of Tietjens talking to
-the girl, against a background of books at Macmaster's party. She
-exclaimed:
-
-"Good God! What are you talking about? . . ."
-
-Tietjens went on:
-
-"About our next war with France. . . . We're the natural enemies of the
-French. We have to make our bread either by robbing them or making
-catspaws of them. . . ."
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"We can't! We couldn't . . ."
-
-"We've got to!" Tietjens said. "It's the condition of our existence.
-We're a practically bankrupt, over-populated, northern country: they're
-rich southerners, with a falling population. Towards 1930 we shall have
-to do what Prussia did in 1914. Our conditions will be exactly those of
-Prussia then. It's the . . . what is it called? . . ."
-
-"But . . ." Sylvia cried out. "You're a Franco-maniac. . . . You're
-thought to be a French agent. . . . That's what's bitching your career!"
-
-"I am?" Tietjens asked uninterestedly. He added: "Yes, that probably
-_would_ bitch my career. . . ." He went on, with a little more animation
-and a little more of his mind:
-
-"Ah! _that_ will be a war worth seeing. . . . None of their drunken
-rat-fighting for imbecile boodlers . . ."
-
-"It would drive mother mad!" Sylvia said.
-
-"Oh, no it wouldn't," Tietjens said. "It will stimulate her if she is
-still alive. . . . Our heroes won't be drunk with wine and lechery: our
-squits won't stay at home and stab the heroes in the back. Our Minister
-for Water-closets won't keep two and a half million men in any base in
-order to get the votes of their women at a General Election--that's been
-the first evil effects of giving women the vote! With the French holding
-Ireland and stretching in a solid line from Bristol to Whitehall, we
-should hang the Minister before he had time to sign the papers. And we
-should be decently loyal to our Prussian allies and brothers. . . . Our
-Cabinet won't hate them as they hate the French for being frugal and
-strong in logic and well-educated and remorselessly practical. Prussians
-are the sort of fellows you can be hoggish with when you want to. . . ."
-
-Sylvia interjected violently:
-
-"For God's sake stop it. You almost make me believe what you say is
-true. I tell you mother would go mad. Her greatest friend is the
-Duchesse Tonnerre Châteaulherault. . . ."
-
-"Well!" Tietjens said. "Your greatest friends are the Med . . .
-Med . . . the Austrian officers you take chocolates and flowers to. That
-there was all the row about . . . we're at war with _them_ and you haven't
-gone mad!"
-
-"I don't know," Sylvia said. "Sometimes I think I am going mad!" She
-drooped. Tietjens, his face very strained, was looking at the
-tablecloth. He muttered: "Med . . . Met . . . Kos . . ." Sylvia said:
-
-"Do you know a poem called _Somewhere_? It begins: 'Somewhere or other
-there must surely be . . .'"
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I'm sorry. No! I haven't been able to get up my poetry again."
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"_Don't!_" She added: "you've got to be at the War Office at 4.15,
-haven't you? What's the time now?" She extremely wanted to give him her
-bad news before he went; she extremely wanted to put off giving it as
-long as she could. She wanted to reflect on the matter first; she wanted
-also to keep up a desultory conversation, or he might leave the room.
-She didn't want to have to say to him: "Wait a minute, I've something to
-say to you!" for she might not, at that moment, be in the mood. He said
-it was not yet two. He could give her an hour and a half more.
-
-To keep the conversation going, she said:
-
-"I suppose the Wannop girl is making bandages or being a Waac. Something
-forceful."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"No; she's a pacifist. As pacifist as you. Not so impulsive; but, on the
-other hand, she has more arguments. I should say she'll be in prison
-before the war's over. . . ."
-
-"A nice time you must have between the two of us," Sylvia said. The
-memory of her interview with the great lady nicknamed Glorvina--though
-it was not at all a good nickname--was coming over her forcibly.
-
-She said:
-
-"I suppose you're always talking it over with her? You see her every
-day."
-
-She imagined that that might keep him occupied for a minute or two. He
-said--she caught the sense of it only--and quite indifferently that he
-had tea with Mrs. Wannop every day. She had moved to a place called
-Bedford Park, which was near his office: not three minutes' walk. The
-War Office had put up a lot of huts on some public green in that
-neighbourhood. He only saw the daughter once a week, at most. They never
-talked about the war; it was too disagreeable a subject for the young
-woman. Or rather, too painful. . . . His talk gradually drifted into
-unfinished sentences. . . .
-
-They played that comedy occasionally, for it is impossible for two
-people to live in the same house and not have some common meeting
-ground. So they would each talk: sometimes talking at great length and
-with politeness, each thinking his or her thoughts till they drifted
-into silence.
-
-And, since she had acquired the habit of going into retreat--with an
-Anglican sisterhood in order to annoy Tietjens, who hated converts and
-considered that the communions should not mix--Sylvia had acquired also
-the habit of losing herself almost completely in reveries. Thus she was
-now vaguely conscious that a greyish lump, Tietjens, sat at the head of
-a whitish expanse: the lunch-table. There were also books . . . actually
-she was seeing a quite different figure and other books--the books of
-Glorvina's husband, for the great lady had received Sylvia in that
-statesman's library.
-
-Glorvina, who was the mother of two of Sylvia's absolutely most intimate
-friends, had sent for Sylvia. She wished, kindly and even wittily, to
-remonstrate with Sylvia because of her complete abstention from any
-patriotic activity. She offered Sylvia the address of a place in the
-city where she could buy wholesale and ready-made diapers for babies
-which Sylvia could present to some charity or other as being
-her own work. Sylvia said she would do nothing of the sort, and
-Glorvina said she would present the idea to poor Mrs. Pilsenhauser.
-She--Glorvina--said she spent some time every day thinking out acts of
-patriotism for the distressed rich with foreign names, accents or
-antecedents. . . .
-
-Glorvina was a fiftyish lady with a pointed, grey face and a hard
-aspect; but when she was inclined to be witty or to plead earnestly she
-had a kind manner. The room in which they were was over a Belgravia back
-garden. It was lit by a skylight and the shadows from above deepened the
-lines of her face, accentuating the rather dusty grey of the hair as
-well as both the hardness and the kind manner. This very much impressed
-Sylvia, who was used to seeing the lady by artificial light. . . .
-
-She said, however:
-
-"You don't suggest, Glorvina, that I'm the distressed rich with a
-foreign name!"
-
-The great lady had said:
-
-"My dear Sylvia; it isn't so much you as your husband. Your last exploit
-with the Esterhazys and Metternichs has pretty well done for _him_. You
-forget that the present powers that be are not logical. . . ."
-
-Sylvia remembered that she had sprung up from her leather saddle-back
-chair, exclaiming:
-
-"You mean to say that those unspeakable swine think that _I'm_ . . ."
-
-Glorvina said patiently:
-
-"My dear Sylvia, I've already said it's not you. It's your husband that
-suffers. He appears to be too good a fellow to suffer. Mr. Waterhouse
-says so. I don't know him myself, well."
-
-Sylvia remembered that she had said:
-
-"And who in the world is Mr. Waterhouse?" and, hearing that Mr.
-Waterhouse was a late Liberal Minister, had lost interest. She couldn't,
-indeed, remember any of the further words of her hostess, as words. The
-sense of them had too much overwhelmed her. . . .
-
-She stood now, looking at Tietjens and only occasionally seeing him, her
-mind completely occupied with the effort to recapture Glorvina's own
-words in the desire for exactness. Usually she remembered conversations
-pretty well; but on this occasion her mad fury, her feeling of nausea,
-the pain of her own nails in her palms, an unrecoverable sequence of
-emotions had overwhelmed her.
-
-She looked at Tietjens now with a sort of gloating curiosity. How was it
-possible that the most honourable man she knew should be so overwhelmed
-by foul and baseless rumours? It made you suspect that honour had, in
-itself, a quality of the evil eye. . . .
-
-Tietjens, his face pallid, was fingering a piece of toast. He muttered:
-
-"Met . . . Met . . . It's Met . . ." He wiped his brow with a
-table-napkin, looked at it with a start, threw it on the floor and
-pulled out a handkerchief. . . . He muttered: "Mett . . . Metter . . ."
-His face illuminated itself like the face of a child listening at a
-shell.
-
-Sylvia screamed with a passion of hatred:
-
-"For God's sake say _Metternich_ . . . you're driving me mad!"
-
-When she looked at him again his face had cleared and he was walking
-quickly to the telephone in the corner of the room. He asked her to
-excuse him and gave a number at Ealing. He said after a moment:
-
-"Mrs. Wannop? Oh! My wife has just reminded me that Metternich was the
-evil genius of the Congress of Vienna. . . ." He said: "Yes! Yes!", and
-listened. After a time he said: "Oh, you could put it stronger than
-that. You could put it that the Tory determination to ruin Napoleon at
-all costs was one of those pieces of party imbecility that, etc. . . .
-Yes; Castlereagh. And of course Wellington. . . . I'm very sorry I must
-ring off. . . . Yes; to-morrow at 8.30 from Waterloo. . . . No; I
-_shan't_ be seeing her again. . . . No; she's made a mistake. . . . Yes;
-give her my love . . . good-bye." He was reversing the earpiece to hang
-it up, but a high-pitched series of yelps from the instrument forced it
-back to his ear: "Oh! _War babies_!" he exclaimed. "I've already sent
-the statistics off to you! No! there _isn't_ a marked increase of the
-illegitimacy rate, except in patches. The rate's appallingly high in the
-lowlands of Scotland; but it always _is_ appallingly high there . . ."
-He laughed and said good-naturedly: "Oh, you're an old journalist: you
-won't let fifty quid go for that . . ." He was breaking off. But:
-"_Or_," he suddenly exclaimed, "here's another idea for you. The rate's
-about the same, probably because of this: half the fellows who go out to
-France are reckless because it's the last chance, as they see it. But
-the other half are made twice as conscientious. A decent Tommie thinks
-twice about leaving his girl in trouble just before he's killed. . . .
-The divorce statistics are up, of course, because people will chance
-making new starts within the law. . . . Thanks . . . thanks . . ." He
-hung up the earpiece. . . .
-
-Listening to that conversation had extraordinarily cleared Sylvia's
-mind. She said, almost sorrowfully:
-
-"I suppose that that's why you don't seduce that girl." And she
-knew--she had known at once from the suddenly changed inflection of
-Tietjens' voice when he had said "a decent Tommie thinks twice before
-leaving his girl in trouble"!--that Tietjens himself had thought twice.
-
-She looked at him now almost incredulously, but with great coolness. Why
-_shouldn't_ he, she asked herself, give himself a little pleasure with
-his girl before going to almost certain death. . . . She felt a real,
-sharp pain at her heart. . . . A poor wretch in such a devil of a
-hole. . . .
-
-She had moved to a chair close beside the fireplace and now sat looking
-at him, leaning interestedly forward, as if at a garden party she had
-been finding--_par impossible_!--a pastoral play not so badly produced.
-Tietjens was a fabulous monster. . . .
-
-He was a fabulous monster not because he was honourable and virtuous.
-She had known several very honourable and very virtuous men. If she had
-never known an honourable or virtuous woman except among her French or
-Austrian friends, that was, no doubt, because virtuous and honourable
-women did not amuse her or because, except just for the French and
-Austrians, they were not Roman Catholics. . . . But the honourable and
-virtuous men she had known had usually prospered and been respected.
-They weren't the great fortunes, but they were well-offish: well spoken
-of: of the country gentleman type . . . Tietjens. . . .
-
-She arranged her thoughts. To get one point settled in her mind, she
-asked:
-
-"What really happened to you in France? What is really the matter with
-your memory? Or your brain, is it?"
-
-He said carefully:
-
-"It's half of it, an irregular piece of it, dead. Or rather pale.
-Without a proper blood supply. . . . So a great portion of it, in the
-shape of memory, has gone."
-
-She said:
-
-"But _you_! . . . without a brain! . . ." As this was not a question he
-did not answer.
-
-His going at once to the telephone, as soon as he was in the possession
-of the name "Metternich," had at last convinced her that he had not
-been, for the last four months, acting hypochondriacal or merely lying
-to obtain sympathy or extended sick leave. Amongst Sylvia's friends a
-wangle known as shell-shock was cynically laughed at and quite approved
-of. Quite decent and, as far as she knew, quite brave menfolk of her
-women would openly boast that, when they had had enough of it over
-there, they would wangle a little leave or get a little leave extended
-by simulating this purely nominal disease, and in the general carnival
-of lying, lechery, drink and howling that this affair was, to pretend to
-a little shell-shock had seemed to her to be almost virtuous. At any
-rate if a man passed his time at garden parties--or, as for the last
-months Tietjens had done, passed his time in a tin hut amongst dust
-heaps, going to tea every afternoon in order to help Mrs. Wannop with
-her newspaper articles--when men were so engaged they were, at least,
-not trying to kill each other.
-
-She said now:
-
-"Do you mind telling me what actually happened to you?"
-
-He said:
-
-"I don't know that I can very well. . . . Something burst--or 'exploded'
-is probably the right word--near me, in the dark. I expect you'd rather
-not hear about it? . . ."
-
-"I want to!" Sylvia said.
-
-He said:
-
-"The point about it is that I _don't_ know what happened and I don't
-remember what I did. There are three weeks of my life dead. . . . What I
-remember is being in a C.C.S. and not being able to remember my own
-name."
-
-"You _mean_ that?" Sylvia asked. "It's not just a way of talking?"
-
-"No, it's not just a way of talking," Tietjens answered. "I lay in bed
-in the C.C.S. . . . Your friends were dropping bombs on it."
-
-"You might not call them my friends," Sylvia said.
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I beg your pardon. One gets into a loose way of speaking. The poor
-bloody Huns then were dropping bombs from aeroplanes on the hospital
-huts. . . . I'm not suggesting they knew it was a C.C.S.; it was, no
-doubt, just carelessness. . . ."
-
-"You needn't spare the Germans for me!" Sylvia said. "You needn't spare
-any man who has killed another man."
-
-"I was, then, dreadfully worried," Tietjens went on. "I was composing a
-preface for a book on Arminianism. . . ."
-
-"You haven't written a book!" Sylvia exclaimed eagerly, because she
-thought that if Tietjens took to writing a book there might be a way of
-his earning a living. Many people had told her that he ought to write a
-book.
-
-"No, I hadn't written a book," Tietjens said, "and I didn't know what
-Arminianism was. . . ."
-
-"You know perfectly well what the Arminian heresy is," Sylvia said
-sharply; "you explained it all to me years ago."
-
-"Yes," Tietjens exclaimed. "Years ago I could have, but I couldn't then.
-I could now, but I was a little worried about it then. It's a little
-awkward to write a preface about a subject of which you know nothing.
-But it didn't seem to me to be discreditable in an army sense. . . .
-Still it worried me dreadfully not to know my own name. I lay and
-worried and worried and thought how discreditable it would appear if a
-nurse came along and asked me and I didn't know. Of course my name was
-on a luggage label tied to my collar; but I'd forgotten they did that to
-casualties. . . . Then a lot of people carried pieces of a nurse down
-the hut: the Germans' bombs had done that of course. They were still
-dropping about the place."
-
-"But good heavens," Sylvia cried out, "do you mean they carried a dead
-nurse past you? . . ."
-
-"The poor dear wasn't dead," Tietjens said. "I wish she had been. Her
-name was Beatrice Carmichael . . . the first name I learned after my
-collapse. She's dead now of course. . . . That seemed to wake up a
-fellow on the other side of the room with a lot of blood coming through
-the bandages on his head. . . . He rolled out of his bed and, without a
-word, walked across the hut and began to strangle me. . . ."
-
-"But this isn't believable," Sylvia said. "I'm sorry, but I can't
-believe it. . . . You were an officer: they _couldn't_ have carried a
-wounded nurse under your nose. They must have known your sister Caroline
-was a nurse and was killed. . . ."
-
-"Carrie!" Tietjens said, "was drowned on a hospital ship. I thank God I
-didn't have to connect the other girl with her. . . . But you don't
-suppose that in addition to one's name, rank, unit, and date of
-admission they'd put that I'd lost a sister and two brothers in action
-and a father--of a broken heart I daresay. . . ."
-
-"But you only lost one brother," Sylvia said. "I went into mourning for
-him and your sister. . . ."
-
-"No, two," Tietjens said; "but the fellow who was strangling me was what
-I wanted to tell you about. He let out a number of ear-piercing shrieks
-and lots of orderlies came and pulled him off me and sat all over him.
-Then he began to shout '_Faith_'! He shouted: 'Faith! . . . Faith! . . .
-Faith! . . .' at intervals of two seconds, as far as I could tell by my
-pulse, until four in the morning, when he died. . . . I don't know
-whether it was a religious exhortation or a woman's name, but I disliked
-him a good deal because he started my tortures, such as they were. . . .
-There had been a girl I knew called Faith. Oh, not a love affair: the
-daughter of my father's head gardener, a Scotsman. The point is that
-every time he said Faith I asked myself 'Faith . . . Faith what?' I
-couldn't remember the name of my father's head gardener."
-
-Sylvia, who was thinking of other things, asked:
-
-"What _was_ the name?"
-
-Tietjens answered:
-
-"I don't know, I don't know to this day. . . . The point is that when I
-knew that I didn't know _that_ name, I was as ignorant, as
-_uninstructed_, as a new-born babe and much more worried about it. . . .
-The Koran says--I've got as far as K in my reading of the Encyclopædia
-Britannica every afternoon at Mrs. Wannop's--'The strong man when
-smitten is smitten in his pride!' . . . Of course I got King's Regs, and
-the M.M.L. and Infantry Field Training and all the A.C.I.s to date by
-heart very quickly. And that's all a British officer is really
-encouraged to know. . . ."
-
-"Oh, Christopher!" Sylvia said. "_You_ read that Encyclopædia; it's
-pitiful. You used to despise it so."
-
-"That's what's meant by 'smitten in his pride,'" Tietjens said. "Of
-course what I read or hear now I remember. . . . But I haven't got to M,
-much less V. That was why I was worried about Metternich and the
-Congress of Vienna. I _try_ to remember things on my own, but I haven't
-yet done so. You see it's as if a certain area of my brain had been
-wiped white. Occasionally one name suggests another. You noticed, when I
-got Metternich it suggested Castlereagh and Wellington--and even other
-names. . . . But that's what the Department of Statistics will get me
-on. When they fire me out. The real reason will be that I've served. But
-they'll pretend it's because I've no more general knowledge than is to
-be found in the Encyclopædia: or two-thirds or more or less--according
-to the duration of the war. . . . Or, of course, the real reason will be
-that I won't fake statistics to dish the French with. They asked me to,
-the other day, as a holiday task. And when I refused you should have
-seen their faces."
-
-"Have you _really_," Sylvia asked, "lost two brothers in action?"
-
-"Yes," Tietjens answered. "Curly and Longshanks. You never saw them
-because they were always in India. And they weren't noticeable. . . ."
-
-"_Two_!" Sylvia said. "I only wrote to your father about one called
-Edward. And your sister Caroline. In the same letter. . . ."
-
-"Carrie wasn't noticeable either," Tietjens said. "She did Charity
-Organisation Society work. . . . But I remember: you didn't like her.
-She was the born old maid. . . ."
-
-"Christopher!" Sylvia asked, "do you still think your mother died of a
-broken heart because I left you?"
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Good God; no. I never thought so and I don't think so. I _know_ she
-didn't."
-
-"_Then_!" Sylvia exclaimed, "she died of a broken heart because I came
-back. . . . It's no good protesting that you don't think so. I remember
-your face when you opened the telegram at Lobscheid. Miss Wannop
-forwarded it from Rye. I remember the postmark. She was born to do me
-ill. The moment you got it I could see you thinking that you must
-conceal from me that you thought it was because of me she died. I could
-see you wondering if it wouldn't be practicable to conceal from me that
-she was dead. You couldn't, of course, do that because, you remember, we
-were to have gone to Wiesbaden and show ourselves; and we couldn't do
-that because we should have to be in mourning. So you took me to Russia
-to get out of taking me to the funeral."
-
-"I took you to Russia," Tietjens said. "I remember it all now--because I
-had an order from Sir Robert Ingleby to assist the British
-Consul-General in preparing a Blue Book statistical table of the
-Government of Kiev. . . . It appeared to be the most industrially
-promising region in the world in those days. It isn't now, naturally. I
-shall never see back a penny of the money I put into it. I thought I was
-clever in those days. . . . And of course, yes, the money was my
-mother's settlement. It comes back . . . yes, of course. . . ."
-
-"Did you," Sylvia asked, "get out of taking me to your mother's funeral
-because you thought I should defile your mother's corpse by my presence?
-Or because you were afraid that in the presence of your mother's body
-you wouldn't be able to conceal from me that you thought I killed
-her? . . . Don't deny it. And don't get out of it by saying that you can't
-remember those days. You're remembering now: that I killed your mother:
-that Miss Wannop sent the telegram--why don't you score it against her
-that she sent the news? . . . Or, good God, why don't you score it
-against yourself, as the wrath of the Almighty, that your mother was
-dying while you and that girl were croodling over each other? . . . At
-Rye! Whilst I was at Lobscheid. . . ."
-
-Tietjens wiped his brow with his handkerchief.
-
-"Well, let's drop that," Sylvia said. "God knows I've no right to put a
-spoke in that girl's wheel or in yours. If you love each other you've a
-right to happiness and I daresay she'll make you happy. I can't divorce
-you, being a Catholic; but I won't make it difficult for you other ways,
-and self-contained people like you and her will manage somehow. You'll
-have learned the way from Macmaster and his mistress. . . . But, oh,
-Christopher Tietjens, have you ever considered how foully you've used
-_me_!"
-
-Tietjens looked at her attentively, as if with magpie anguish.
-
-"If," Sylvia went on with her denunciation, "you had once in our lives
-said to me: 'You whore! You bitch! You killed my mother. May you rot in
-hell for it . . . .' If you'd only once said something like it . . .
-about the child! About Perowne! . . . you might have done something to
-bring us together. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"That's, of course, true!"
-
-"I know," Sylvia said, "you can't help it. . . . But when, in your
-famous county family pride--though a youngest son!--you say to yourself:
-And I daresay if . . . Oh, Christ! . . . you're shot in the trenches
-you'll say it . . . oh, between the saddle and the ground! that you
-never did a dishonourable action. . . . And, mind you, I believe that no
-other man save one has ever had more right to say it than you. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"You believe that!"
-
-"As I hope to stand before my Redeemer," Sylvia said, "I believe
-it. . . . But, in the name of the Almighty, how could any woman live beside
-you . . . and be for ever forgiven? Or no: not forgiven: ignored! . . .
-Well, be proud when you die because of your honour. But, God, you be
-humble about . . . your errors in judgment. _You_ know what it is to
-ride a horse for miles with too tight a curb-chain and its tongue cut
-almost in half. . . . You remember the groom your father had who had the
-trick of turning the hunters out like that. . . . And you horse-whipped
-him, and you've told me you've almost cried ever so often afterwards for
-thinking of that mare's mouth. . . . Well! Think of _this_ mare's mouth
-sometimes! You've ridden me like that for seven years. . . ."
-
-She stopped and then went on again:
-
-"Don't you know, Christopher Tietjens, that there is only one man from
-whom a woman could take '_Neither I condemn thee_' and not hate him more
-than she hates the fiend! . . ."
-
-Tietjens so looked at her that he contrived to hold her attention.
-
-"I'd like you to let me ask you," he said, "how I could throw stones at
-you? I have never disapproved of your actions."
-
-Her hands dropped dispiritedly to her sides.
-
-"Oh, Christopher," she said, "don't carry on that old play acting. I
-shall never see you again, very likely, to speak to; You'll sleep with
-the Wannop girl to-night: you're going out to be killed to-morrow.
-_Let's_ be straight for the next ten minutes or so. And give me your
-attention. The Wannop girl can spare that much if she's to have all the
-rest. . . ."
-
-She could see that he was giving her his whole mind.
-
-"As you said just now," he exclaimed slowly, "as I hope to meet my
-Redeemer I believe you to be a good woman. One that never did a
-dishonourable thing."
-
-She recoiled a little in her chair.
-
-"Then!" she said, "you're the wicked man I've always made believe to
-think you, though I didn't."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"No! . . . Let me try to put it to you as I see it."
-
-She exclaimed:
-
-"No! . . . I've been a wicked woman. I have ruined you. I am not going
-to listen to you."
-
-He said:
-
-"I daresay you have ruined me. That's nothing to me. I am completely
-indifferent."
-
-She cried out:
-
-"Oh! Oh! . . . Oh!" on a note of agony.
-
-Tietjens said doggedly:
-
-"I don't care. I can't help it. Those are--those _should_ be--the
-conditions of life amongst decent people. When our next war comes I hope
-it will be fought out under those conditions. Let us, for God's sake,
-talk of the gallant enemy. Always. We have _got_ to plunder the French
-or millions of our people must starve: they have _got_ to resist us
-successfully or be wiped out. . . . It's the same with you and
-me. . . ."
-
-She exclaimed:
-
-"You mean to say that you don't think I was wicked when I . . . when I
-trepanned is what mother calls it? . . ."
-
-He said loudly:
-
-"_No_! . . . You had been let in for it by some brute. I have always
-held that a woman who has been let down by one man has the right--has
-the duty for the sake of her child--to let down a man. It becomes woman
-against man: against one man. I happened to be that one man: it was the
-will of God. But you were within your rights. I will never go back on
-that. Nothing will make me, ever!"
-
-She said:
-
-"And the others! And Perowne. . . . I know you'll say that anyone is
-justified in doing anything as long as they are open enough about
-it. . . . But it killed your mother. Do you disapprove of my having killed
-your mother? Or you consider that I have corrupted the child. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I don't. . . . I want to speak to you about that."
-
-She exclaimed:
-
-"You _don't_. . . ."
-
-He said calmly:
-
-"You know I don't . . . while I was certain that I was going to be here
-to keep him straight and an Anglican I fought your influence over him.
-I'm obliged to you for having brought up of yourself the considerations
-that I may be killed and that I am ruined. I am. I could not raise a
-hundred pounds between now and to-morrow. I am, therefore, obviously not
-the man to have sole charge of the heir of Groby."
-
-Sylvia was saying:
-
-"Every penny I have is at your disposal. . . ." when the maid, Hullo
-Central, marched up to her master and placed a card in his hand. He
-said:
-
-"Tell him to wait five minutes in the drawing-room."
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"Who is it?"
-
-Tietjens answered:
-
-"A man . . . Let's get this settled. I've never thought you corrupted
-the boy. You tried to teach him to tell white lies. On perfectly
-straight Papist lines. I have no objection to Papists and no objection
-to white lies for Papists. You told him once to put a frog in Marchant's
-bath. I've no objection to a boy's putting a frog in his nurse's bath,
-as such. But Marchant is an old woman, and the heir to Groby should
-respect old women always and old family servants in particular. . . . It
-hasn't, perhaps, struck you that the boy is heir to Groby. . . ."
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"If . . . if your second brother is killed. . . . But your eldest
-brother . . ."
-
-"He," Tietjens said, "has got a French woman near Euston station. He's
-lived with her for over fifteen years, of afternoons, when there were no
-race meetings. She'll never let him marry and she's past the
-child-bearing stage. So there's no one else. . . ."
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"You mean that I may bring the child up as a Catholic."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"A _Roman_ Catholic. . . . You'll teach him, please, to use that term
-before myself if I ever see him again. . . ."
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"Oh, I thank God that he has softened your heart. This will take the
-curse off this house."
-
-Tietjens shook his head:
-
-"I think not," he said, "off you, perhaps. Off Groby very likely. It
-was, perhaps, time that there should be a Papist owner of Groby again.
-You've read Spelden on sacrilege about Groby? . . ."
-
-She said:
-
-"Yes! The first Tietjens who came over with Dutch William, the swine,
-was pretty bad to the Papist owners. . . ."
-
-"He was a tough Dutchman," Tietjens said, "but let us get on! There's
-enough time, but not too much. . . . I've got this man to see."
-
-"Who is he?" Sylvia asked.
-
-Tietjens was collecting his thoughts.
-
-"My dear!" he said. "You'll permit me to call you 'my dear'? We're old
-enemies enough and we're talking about the future of our child."
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"You said 'our' child, not 'the' child. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said with a great deal of concern:
-
-"You will forgive me for bringing it up. You might prefer to think he
-was Drake's child. He can't be. It would be outside the course of
-nature. . . . I'm as poor as I am because . . . forgive me . . . I've
-spent a great deal of money on tracing the movements of you and Drake
-before our marriage. And if it's a relief to you to know . . ."
-
-"It _is_," Sylvia said. "I . . . I've always been too beastly shy to put
-the matter before a specialist, or even before mother. . . . And we
-women are so ignorant. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I know . . . I know you were too shy even to think about it yourself,
-hard." He went into months and days; then he continued: "But it would
-have made no difference: a child born in wedlock is by law the father's,
-and if a man who's a gentleman suffers the begetting of his child he
-must, in decency, take the consequences: the woman and the child must
-come before the man, be he who he may. And worse-begotten children than
-ours have inherited statelier names. And I loved the little beggar with
-all my heart and with all my soul from the first minute I saw him. That
-may be the secret clue, or it may be sheer sentimentality. . . . So I
-fought your influence because it was Papist, while I was a whole man.
-But I'm not a whole man any more, and the evil eye that is on me might
-transfer itself to him."
-
-He stopped and said:
-
-"For I must to the greenwood go. Alone a banished man. . . . But have
-him well protected against the evil eye. . . ."
-
-"Oh, Christopher," she said, "it's true I've not been a bad woman to the
-child. And I never will be. And I will keep Marchant with him till she
-dies. You'll tell her not to interfere with his religious instruction,
-and she won't. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said with a friendly weariness:
-
-"That's right . . . and you'll have Father . . . Father . . . the priest
-that was with us for a fortnight before he was born to give him his
-teachings. He was the best man I ever met and one of the most
-intelligent. It's been a great comfort to me to think of the boy as in
-his hands. . . ."
-
-Sylvia stood up, her eyes blazing out of a pallid face of stone:
-
-"Father Consett," she said, "was hung on the day they shot Casement.
-They dare not put it into the papers because he was a priest and all the
-witnesses Ulster witnesses. . . . And yet I may not say this is an
-accursed war."
-
-Tietjens shook his head with the slow heaviness of an aged man.
-
-"You may for me . . ." he said. "You might ring the bell, will you?
-Don't go away. . . ."
-
-He sat with the blue gloom of that enclosed space all over him, lumped
-heavily in his chair.
-
-"Spelden on sacrilege," he said, "may be right after all. You'd say so
-from the Tietjenses. There's not been a Tietjens since the first Lord
-Justice cheated the Papist Loundeses out of Groby, but died of a broken
-neck or of a broken heart: for all the fifteen thousand acres of good
-farming-land and iron land, and for all the heather on the top of
-it. . . . What's the quotation: 'Be ye something as something and
-something and ye shall not escape. . . .' What is it?"
-
-"Calumny!" Sylvia said. She spoke with intense bitterness. . . . "Chaste
-as ice and cold as . . . as you are. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Yes! Yes. . . . And mind you none of the Tietjens were ever soft. Not
-one! They had reason for their broken hearts. . . . Take my poor
-father. . . ."
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"_Don't_!"
-
-"Both my brothers were killed in Indian regiments on the same day and
-not a mile apart. And my sister in the same week: out at sea, not so far
-from them. . . . Unnoticeable people. But one can be fond of
-unnoticeable people. . . ."
-
-Hullo Central was at the door. Tietjens told her to ask Lord Port Scatho
-to step down. . . .
-
-"You must, of course, know these details," Tietjens said, "as the mother
-to my father's heir. . . . My father got the three notifications on the
-same day. It was enough to break his heart. He only lived a month. I saw
-him . . ."
-
-Sylvia screamed piercingly:
-
-"Stop! stop! stop!" She clutched at the mantelpiece to hold herself up.
-"Your father died of a broken heart," she said, "because your brother's
-best friend, Ruggles, told him you were a squit who lived on women's
-money and had got the daughter of his oldest friend with child. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Oh! Ah! Yes! . . . I suspected that. I knew it, really. I suppose the
-poor dear knows better now. Or perhaps he doesn't. . . . It doesn't
-matter."
-
-
-
-
-II
-
-
-It has been remarked that the peculiarly English habit of
-self-suppression in matters of the emotions puts the Englishman at a
-great disadvantage in moments of unusual stresses. In the smaller
-matters of the general run of life he will be impeccable and not to be
-moved; but in sudden confrontations of anything but physical dangers he
-is apt--he is, indeed, almost certain--to go to pieces very badly. This,
-at least, was the view of Christopher Tietjens, and he very much dreaded
-his interview with Lord Port Scatho--because he feared that he must be
-near breaking point.
-
-In electing to be peculiarly English in habits and in as much of his
-temperament as he could control--for, though no man can choose the land
-of his birth or his ancestry, he can, if he have industry and
-determination, so watch over himself as materially to modify his
-automatic habits--Tietjens had quite advisedly and of set purpose
-adopted a habit of behaviour that he considered to be the best in the
-world for the normal life. If every day and all day long you chatter at
-high pitch and with the logic and lucidity of the Frenchman; if you
-shout in self-assertion, with your hat on your stomach, bowing from a
-stiff spine and by implication threaten all day long to shoot your
-interlocutor, like the Prussian; if you are as lachrymally emotional as
-the Italian, or as drily and epigramatically imbecile over unessentials
-as the American, you will have a noisy, troublesome and thoughtless
-society without any of the surface calm that should distinguish the
-atmosphere of men when they are together. You will never have deep
-arm-chairs in which to sit for hours in clubs thinking of nothing at
-all--or of the off-theory in bowling. On the other hand, in the face of
-death--except at sea, by fire, railway accident or accidental drowning
-in rivers; in the face of madness, passion, dishonour or--and
-particularly--prolonged mental strain, you will have all the
-disadvantage of the beginner at any game and may come off very badly
-indeed. Fortunately death, love, public dishonour and the like are rare
-occurrences in the life of the average man, so that the great advantage
-would seem to have lain with English society; at any rate before the
-later months of the year 1914. Death for man came but once: the danger
-of death so seldom as to be practically negligible: love of a
-distracting kind was a disease merely of the weak: public dishonour for
-persons of position, so great was the hushing up power of the ruling
-class, and the power of absorption of the remoter Colonies, was
-practically unknown.
-
-Tietjens found himself now faced by all these things, coming upon him
-cumulatively and rather suddenly, and he had before him an interview
-that might cover them all and with a man whom he much respected and very
-much desired not to hurt. He had to face these, moreover, with a brain
-two-thirds of which felt numb. It was exactly like that.
-
-It was not so much that he couldn't use what brain he had as trenchantly
-as ever: it was that there were whole regions of fact upon which he
-could no longer call in support of his argument. His knowledge of
-history was still practically negligible: he knew nothing whatever of
-the humaner letters and, what was far worse, nothing at all of the
-higher and more sensuous phases of mathematics. And the comings back of
-these things was much slower than he had confessed to Sylvia. It was
-with these disadvantages that he had to face Lord Port Scatho.
-
-Lord Port Scatho was the first man of whom Sylvia Tietjens had thought
-when she had been considering of men who were absolutely honourable,
-entirely benevolent . . . and rather lacking in constructive
-intelligence. He had inherited the management of one of the most
-respected of the great London banks, so that his commercial and social
-influences were very extended: he was extremely interested in promoting
-Low Church interests, the reform of the divorce laws and sports for the
-people, and he had a great affection for Sylvia Tietjens. He was
-forty-five, beginning to put on weight, but by no means obese; he had a
-large, quite round head, very high-coloured cheeks that shone as if with
-frequent ablutions, an uncropped, dark moustache, dark, very cropped,
-smooth hair, brown eyes, a very new grey tweed suit, a very new grey
-Trilby hat, a black tie in a gold ring and very new patent leather boots
-that had white calf tops. He had a wife almost the spit of himself in
-face, figure, probity, kindliness and interests, except that for his
-interest in sports for the people she substituted that for maternity
-hospitals. His heir was his nephew, Mr. Brownlie, known as Brownie, who
-would also be physically the exact spit of his uncle, except that, not
-having put on flesh, he appeared to be taller and that his moustache and
-hair were both a little longer and more fair. This gentleman entertained
-for Sylvia Tietjens a gloomy and deep passion that he considered to be
-perfectly honourable because he desired to marry her after she had
-divorced her husband. Tietjens he desired to ruin because he wished to
-marry Mrs. Tietjens and partly because he considered Tietjens to be an
-undesirable person of no great means. Of this passion Lord Port Scatho
-was ignorant.
-
-He now came into the Tietjens' dining-room, behind the servant, holding
-an open letter: he walked rather stiffly because he was very much
-worried. He observed that Sylvia had been crying and was still wiping
-her eyes. He looked round the room to see if he could see in it anything
-to account for Sylvia's crying. Tietjens was still sitting at the head
-of the lunch-table: Sylvia was rising from a chair beside the fireplace.
-
-Lord Port Scatho said:
-
-"I want to see you, Tietjens, for a minute on business."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I can give you ten minutes. . . ."
-
-Lord Port Scatho said:
-
-"Mrs. Tietjens perhaps . . ."
-
-He waved the open letter towards Mrs. Tietjens. Tietjens said:
-
-"No! Mrs. Tietjens will remain." He desired to say something more
-friendly. He said: "Sit down."
-
-Lord Port Scatho said:
-
-"I shan't be stopping a minute. But really . . ." and he moved the
-letter, but not with so wide a gesture, towards Sylvia.
-
-"I have no secrets from Mrs. Tietjens," Tietjens said.
-
-"Absolutely none . . ."
-
-Lord Port Scatho said:
-
-"No . . . No, of course not . . . But . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Similarly, Mrs. Tietjens has no secrets from me. Again absolutely
-none."
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"I don't, of course, tell Tietjens about my maid's love affairs or what
-the fish costs every day."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"You'd better sit down." He added on an impulse of kindness: "As a
-matter of fact I was just clearing up things for Sylvia to take over . . .
-this command." It was part of the disagreeableness of his mental
-disadvantages that upon occasion he could not think of other than
-military phrases. He felt intense annoyance. Lord Port Scatho affected
-him with some of the slight nausea that in those days you felt at
-contact with the civilian who knew none of your thoughts, phrases or
-preoccupations. He added, nevertheless equably:
-
-"One has to clear up. I'm going out."
-
-Lord Port Scatho said hastily:
-
-"Yes; yes. I won't keep you. One has so many engagements in spite of the
-war. . . ." His eyes wandered in bewilderment. Tietjens could see them
-at last fixing themselves on the oil stains that Sylvia's salad dressing
-had left on his collar and green tabs. He said to himself that he must
-remember to change his tunic before he went to the War Office. He must
-not forget. Lord Port Scatho's bewilderment at these oil stains was such
-that he had lost himself in the desire to account for them. . . . You
-could see the slow thoughts moving inside his square, polished brown
-forehead. Tietjens wanted very much to help him. He wanted to say: "It's
-about Sylvia's letter that you've got in your hand, isn't it?" But Lord
-Port Scatho had entered the room with the stiffness, with the odd,
-high-collared sort of gait that on formal and unpleasant occasions
-Englishmen use when they approach each other; braced up, a little like
-strange dogs meeting in the street. In view of that, Tietjens couldn't
-say "Sylvia." . . . But it would add to the formality and unpleasantness
-if he said again "Mrs. Tietjens!" _That_ wouldn't help Port
-Scatho. . . .
-
-Sylvia said suddenly:
-
-"You don't understand, apparently. My husband is going out to the front
-line. To-morrow morning. It's for the second time."
-
-Lord Port Scatho sat down suddenly on a chair beside the table. With his
-fresh face and brown eyes suddenly anguished he exclaimed:
-
-"But, my dear fellow! You! Good God!" and then to Sylvia: "I beg your
-pardon!" To clear his mind he said again to Tietjens: "_You_! Going out
-to-morrow!" And, when the idea was really there, his face suddenly
-cleared. He looked with a swift, averted glance at Sylvia's face and
-then for a fixed moment at Tietjens' oil-stained tunic. Tietjens could
-see him explaining to himself with immense enlightenment that _that_
-explained both Sylvia's tears and the oil on the tunic. For Port Scatho
-might well imagine that officers went to the conflict in their oldest
-clothes. . . .
-
-But, if his puzzled brain cleared, his distressed mind became suddenly
-distressed doubly. He had to add to the distress he had felt on entering
-the room and finding himself in the midst of what he took to be a highly
-emotional family parting. And Tietjens knew that during the whole war
-Port Scatho had never witnessed a family parting at all. Those that were
-not inevitable he would avoid like the plague, and his own nephew and
-all his wife's nephews were in the bank. That was quite proper for, if
-the ennobled family of Brownlie were not of the Ruling Class--who had to
-go!--they were of the Administrative Class, who were privileged to stay.
-So he had seen no partings.
-
-Of his embarrassed hatred of them he gave immediate evidence. For he
-first began several sentences of praise of Tietjens' heroism which he
-was unable to finish and then getting quickly out of his chair
-exclaimed:
-
-"In the circumstances then . . . the little matter I came about . . .
-I couldn't of course think . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"No; don't go. The matter you came about--I know all about it of
-course--had better be settled."
-
-Port Scatho sat down again: his jaw fell slowly: under his bronzed
-complexion his skin became a shade paler. He said at last:
-
-"You know what I came about? But then . . ."
-
-His ingenuous and kindly mind could be seen to be working with
-reluctance: his athletic figure drooped. He pushed the letter that he
-still held along the tablecloth towards Tietjens. He said, in the voice
-of one awaiting a reprieve:
-
-"But you _can't_ be . . . aware . . . Not of this letter. . . ."
-
-Tietjens left the letter on the cloth, from there he could read the
-large handwriting on the blue-grey paper:
-
-"Mrs. Christopher Tietjens presents her compliments to Lord Port Scatho
-and the Honourable Court of Benchers of the Inn. . . ." He wondered
-where Sylvia had got hold of that phraseology: he imagined it to be
-fantastically wrong. He said:
-
-"I have already told you that I know about this letter, as I have
-already told you that I know--and I will add that I approve!--of all
-Mrs. Tietjens' actions. . . ." With his hard blue eyes he looked
-brow-beatingly into Port Scatho's soft brown orbs, knowing that he was
-sending the message: "Think what you please and be damned to you!"
-
-The gentle brown things remained on his face; then they filled with an
-expression of deep pain. Port Scatho cried:
-
-"But good God! Then . . ."
-
-He looked at Tietjens again. His mind, which took refuge from life in
-the affairs of the Low Church, of Divorce Law Reform and of Sports for
-the People, became a sea of pain at the contemplation of strong
-situations. His eye said:
-
-"For heaven's sake do not tell me that Mrs. Duchemin, the mistress of
-your dearest friend, is the mistress of yourself, and that you take this
-means of wreaking a vulgar spite on them."
-
-Tietjens, leaning heavily forward, made his eyes as enigmatic as he
-could; he said very slowly and very clearly:
-
-"Mrs. Tietjens is, of course, not aware of _all_ the circumstances."
-
-Port Scatho threw himself back in his chair.
-
-"I don't understand!" he said. "I do not understand. How am I to act?
-You do not wish me to act on this letter? You can't!"
-
-Tietjens, who found himself, said:
-
-"You had better talk to Mrs. Tietjens about that. I will say something
-myself later. In the meantime let me say that Mrs. Tietjens would seem
-to me to be quite within her rights. A lady, heavily veiled, comes here
-every Friday and remains until four of the Saturday morning. . . . If
-you are prepared to palliate the proceeding you had better do so to Mrs.
-Tietjens. . . ."
-
-Port Scatho turned agitatedly on Sylvia.
-
-"I can't, of course, palliate," he said. "God forbid. . . . But, my dear
-Sylvia . . . my dear Mrs. Tietjens. . . . In the case of two people so
-much esteemed! . . . We have, of course, argued the matter of principle.
-It is a part of a subject I have very much at heart: the granting of
-divorce . . . civil divorce, at least . . . in cases in which one of the
-parties to the marriage is in a lunatic asylum. I have sent you the
-pamphlets of E. S. P. Haynes that we publish. I know that as a Roman
-Catholic you hold strong views. . . . I do not, I assure you, stand for
-latitude. . . ." He became then simply eloquent: he really had the
-matter at heart, one of his sisters having been for many years married
-to a lunatic. He expatiated on the agonies of this situation all the
-more eloquently in that it was the only form of human distress which he
-had personally witnessed.
-
-Sylvia took a long look at Tietjens: he imagined for counsel. He looked
-at her steadily for a moment, then at Port Scatho, who was earnestly
-turned to her, then back at her. He was trying to say:
-
-"Listen to Port Scatho for a minute. I need time to think of my course
-of action!"
-
-He needed, for the first time in his life, time to think of his course
-of action.
-
-He had been thinking with his under mind ever since Sylvia had told him
-that she had written her letter to the benchers denouncing Macmaster and
-his woman; ever since Sylvia had reminded him that Mrs. Duchemin in the
-Edinburgh to London express of the day before the war had been in his
-arms he had seen, with extraordinary clearness a great many north
-country scenes though he could not affix names to all the places. The
-forgetfulness of the names was abnormal: he ought to know the names of
-places from Berwick down to the vale of York--but that he should have
-forgotten the incidents was normal enough. They had been of little
-importance: he preferred not to remember the phases of his friend's love
-affair; moreover, the events that happened immediately afterwards had
-been of a nature to make one forget quite normally what had just
-preceded them. That Mrs. Duchemin should be sobbing on his shoulder in a
-locked corridor carriage hadn't struck him as in the least important:
-she was the mistress of his dearest friend: she had had a very trying
-time for a week or so, ending in a violent, nervous quarrel with her
-agitated lover. She was, of course, crying off the effects of the
-quarrel which had been all the more shaking in that Mrs. Duchemin, like
-himself, had always been almost too self-contained. As a matter of fact
-he did not himself like Mrs. Duchemin, and he was pretty certain that
-she herself more than a little disliked him; so that nothing but their
-common feeling for Macmaster had brought them together. General Campion,
-however, was not to know that. . . . He had looked into the carriage in
-the way one does in a corridor just after the train had left. . . . He
-couldn't remember the name. . . . Doncaster . . . No! . . . Darlington;
-it wasn't that. At Darlington there was a model of the Rocket . . . or
-perhaps it isn't the Rocket. An immense clumsy leviathan of a locomotive
-by . . . by . . . The great gloomy stations of the north-going trains . . .
-Durham . . . No! Alnwick. . . . No! . . . Wooler . . . By God!
-Wooler! The junction for Bamborough. . . .
-
-It had been in one of the castles at Bamborough that he and Sylvia had
-been staying with the Sandbachs. Then . . . a name had come into his
-mind spontaneously! . . . Two names! . . . It was, perhaps, the turn of
-the tide! For the first time . . . To be marked with a red stone . . .
-after this: some names, sometimes, on the tip of the tongue, might come
-over! He had, however, to get on. . . .
-
-The Sandbachs, then, and he and Sylvia . . . others too . . . had been
-in Bamborough since mid-July: Eton and Harrow at Lord's, waiting for the
-real house parties that would come with the 12th. . . . He repeated
-these names and dates to himself for the personal satisfaction of
-knowing that, amongst the repairs effected in his mind, these two
-remained: Eton and Harrow, the end of the London season: 12th of August,
-grouse shooting begins. . . . It was pitiful. . . .
-
-When General Campion had come up to rejoin his sister he, Tietjens, had
-stopped only two days. The coolness between the two of them remained; it
-was the first time they had met, except in Court, after the accident. . . .
-For Mrs. Wannop, with grim determination, had sued the General for
-the loss of her horse. It had lived all right--but it was only fit to
-draw a lawn-mower for cricket pitches. . . . Mrs. Wannop, then, had gone
-bald-headed for the General, partly because she wanted the money, partly
-because she wanted a public reason for breaking with the Sandbachs. The
-general had been equally obstinate and had undoubtedly perjured himself
-in Court: not the best, not the most honourable, the most benevolent man
-in the world would not turn oppressor of the widow and orphan when his
-efficiency as a chauffeur was impugned or the fact brought to light that
-at a very dangerous turning he hadn't sounded his horn. Tietjens had
-sworn that he hadn't: the General that he had. There _could_ not be any
-question of doubt, for the horn was a beastly thing that made a
-prolonged noise like that of a terrified peacock. . . . So Tietjens had
-not, till the end of that July, met the General again. It had been quite
-a proper thing for gentlemen to quarrel over and was quite convenient,
-though it had cost the General fifty pounds for the horse and, of
-course, a good bit over for costs. Lady Claudine had refused to
-interfere in the matter: she was privately of opinion that the General
-_hadn't_ sounded his horn, but the General was both a passionately
-devoted and explosive brother. She had remained closely intimate with
-Sylvia, mildly cordial with Tietjens and had continued to ask the
-Wannops to such of her garden parties as the General did not attend. She
-was also very friendly with Mrs. Duchemin.
-
-Tietjens and the General had met with the restrained cordiality of
-English gentlemen who had some years before accused each other of
-perjury in a motor accident. On the second morning a violent quarrel had
-broken out between them on the subject of whether the General had or
-hadn't sounded his horn. The General had ended up by shouting . . .
-really shouting:
-
-"By God! If I ever get you under my command. . . ."
-
-Tietjens remembered that he had quoted and given the number of a
-succinct paragraph in King's Regs, dealing with the fate of general or
-higher field officers who gave their subordinates bad confidential
-reports because of private quarrels. The General had exploded into
-noises that ended in laughter.
-
-"What a rag-bag of a mind you have, Chrissie!" he said. "What's King's
-Regs, to you? And how do you know it's paragraph 66 or whatever you say
-it is? I don't." He added more seriously: "_What_ a fellow you are for
-getting into obscure rows! What in the world do you do it for?"
-
-That afternoon Tietjens had gone to stop, a long way up in the moors,
-with his son, the nurse, his sister Effie and her children. They were
-the last days of happiness he was to know and he hadn't known so many.
-He was then content. He played with his boy, who, thank God, was
-beginning to grow healthy at last. He walked about the moors with his
-sister Effie, a large, plain, parson's wife, who had no conversation at
-all, though at times they talked of their mother. The moors were like
-enough to those above Groby to make them happy. They lived in a bare,
-grim farmhouse, drank great quantities of butter-milk and ate great
-quantities of Wensleydale. It was the hard, frugal life of his desire
-and his mind was at rest.
-
-His mind was at rest because there was going to be a war. From the first
-moment of his reading the paragraph about the assassination of the
-Archduke Franz Ferdinand he had known that, calmly and with assurance.
-Had he imagined that this country would come in he would not have known
-a mind at rest. He loved this country for the run of its hills, the
-shape of its elm trees and the way the heather, running uphill to the
-skyline, meets the blue of the heavens. War for this country could only
-mean humiliation, spreading under the sunlight, an almost invisible
-pall, over the elms, the hills, the heather, like the vapour that spread
-from . . . oh, Middlesbrough! We were fitted neither for defeat nor for
-victory: we could be true to neither friend nor foe. Not even to
-ourselves!
-
-But of war for us he had no fear. He saw our Ministry sitting tight till
-the opportune moment and then grabbing a French channel port or a few
-German colonies as the price of neutrality. And he was thankful to be
-out of it; for his back-doorway out--his second!--was the French Foreign
-Legion. First Sylvia: then that! Two tremendous disciplines: for the
-soul and for the body.
-
-The French he admired: for their tremendous efficiency, for their
-frugality of life, for the logic of their minds, for their admirable
-achievements in the arts, for their neglect of the industrial system,
-for their devotion, above all, to the eighteenth century. It would be
-restful to serve, if only as a slave, people who saw clearly, coldly,
-straight: not obliquely and with hypocrisy only such things as should
-deviously conduce to the standard of comfort of hogs and to lecheries
-winked at. . . . He would rather sit for hours on a bench in a
-barrack-room polishing a badge in preparation for the cruellest of route
-marches of immense lengths under the Algerian sun.
-
-For, as to the Foreign Legion, he had had no illusion. You were treated
-not as a hero, but as a whipped dog: he was aware of all the
-_asticoteries_, the cruelties, the weight of the rifle, the cells. You
-would have six months of training in the desert and then be hurtled into
-the line to be massacred without remorse . . . as foreign dirt. But the
-prospect seemed to him one of deep peace: he had never asked for soft
-living and now was done with it. . . . The boy was healthy; Sylvia, with
-the economies they had made, very rich . . . and even at that date he
-was sure that, if the friction of himself, Tietjens, were removed, she
-would make a good mother. . . .
-
-Obviously he might survive; but after that tremendous physical drilling
-what survived would not be himself, but a man with cleaned, sand-dried
-bones: a clear mind. His private ambition had always been for
-saintliness: he must be able to touch pitch and not be defiled. That he
-knew marked him off as belonging to the sentimental branch of humanity.
-He couldn't help it: Stoic or Epicurean: Caliph in the harem or Dervish
-desiccating in the sand: one or the other you must be. And his desire
-was to be a saint of the Anglican variety . . . as his mother had been,
-without convent, ritual, vows, or miracles to be performed by your
-relics! That sainthood, truly, the Foreign Legion might give you. . . .
-The desire of every English gentleman from Colonel Hutchinson
-upwards. . . . A mysticism. . . .
-
-Remembering the clear sunlight of those naïvetés--though in his blue
-gloom he had abated no jot of the ambition--Tietjens sighed deeply as he
-came back for a moment to regard his dining-room. Really, it was to see
-how much time he had left in which to think out what to say to Port
-Scatho. . . . Port Scatho had moved his chair over to beside Sylvia and,
-almost touching her, was leaning over and recounting the griefs of his
-sister who was married to a lunatic. Tietjens gave himself again for a
-moment to the luxury of self-pity. He considered that he was
-dull-minded, heavy, ruined, and so calumniated that at times he believed
-in his own infamy, for it is impossible to stand up for ever against the
-obloquy of your land and remain unhurt in the mind. If you hunch your
-shoulders too long against a storm your shoulders will grow bowed. . . .
-
-His mind stopped for a moment and his eyes gazed dully at Sylvia's
-letter which lay open on the tablecloth. His thoughts came together,
-converging on the loosely-written words:
-
-"For the last nine months a woman . . ."
-
-He wondered swiftly what he had already said to Port Scatho: only that
-he had known of his wife's letter; not when! And that he approved! Well,
-on principle! He sat up. To think that one could be brought down to
-thinking so slowly!
-
-He ran swiftly over what had happened in the train from Scotland and
-before. . . .
-
-Macmaster had turned up one morning beside their breakfast table in the
-farm house, much agitated, looking altogether too small in a cloth cap
-and a new grey tweed suit. He had wanted £50 to pay his bill with: at
-some place up the line above . . . above . . . Berwick suddenly flashed
-into Tietjens' mind. . . .
-
-That was the geographic position. Sylvia was at Bamborough on the coast
-(junction Wooler); he, himself, to the north-west, on the moors.
-Macmaster to the north-east of him, just over the border: in some
-circumspect beauty spot where you did not meet people. Both Macmaster
-and Mrs. Duchemin would know that country and gurgle over its beastly
-literary associations. . . . The Shirra! Maida! Pet Marjorie . . .
-Faugh! Macmaster would, no doubt, turn an honest penny by writing
-articles about it and Mrs. Duchemin would hold his hand. . . .
-
-She had become Macmaster's mistress, as far as Tietjens knew, after a
-dreadful scene in the rectory, Duchemin having mauled his wife like a
-savage dog, and Macmaster in the house. . . . It was natural: a Sadic
-reaction as it were. But Tietjens rather wished they hadn't. Now it
-appeared they had been spending a week together . . . or more. Duchemin
-by that time was in an asylum. . . .
-
-From what Tietjens had made out they had got out of bed early one
-morning to take a boat and see the sunrise on some lake and had passed
-an agreeable day together quoting, "Since when we stand side by side
-only hands may meet" and other poems of Gabriel Charles Dante Rossetti,
-no doubt to justify their sin. On coming home they had run their boat's
-nose into the tea-table of the Port Scathos with Mr. Brownlie, the
-nephew, just getting out of a motor to join them. The Port Scatho group
-were spending the night at the Macmasters' hotel which backed on to the
-lake. It was the ordinary damn sort of thing that must happen in these
-islands that are only a few yards across.
-
-The Macmasters appear to have lost their heads frightfully, although
-Lady Port Scatho had been as motherly as possible to Mrs. Duchemin; so
-motherly, indeed, that if they had not been unable to observe anything,
-they might have recognised the Port Scathos as backers rather than spies
-upon themselves. It was, no doubt, however, Brownlie who had upset them:
-he wasn't very civil to Macmaster, whom he knew as a friend of Tietjens.
-He had dashed up from London in his motor to consult his uncle, who was
-dashing down from the west of Scotland, about the policy of the bank in
-that moment of crisis. . . .
-
-Macmaster, anyhow, did not spend the night in the hotel, but went to
-Jedburgh or Melrose or some such place, turning up again almost before
-it was light to have a frightful interview about five in the morning
-with Mrs. Duchemin, who, towards three, had come to a disastrous
-conclusion as to her condition. They had lost their nerves for the first
-time in their association, and they had lost them very badly indeed, the
-things that Mrs. Duchemin said to Macmaster seeming almost to have
-passed belief. . . .
-
-Thus, when Macmaster turned up at Tietjens' breakfast, he was almost out
-of his mind. He wanted Tietjens to go over in the motor he had brought,
-pay the bill at the hotel, and travel down to town with Mrs. Duchemin,
-who was certainly in no condition to travel alone. Tietjens was also to
-make up the quarrel with Mrs. Duchemin and to lend Macmaster £50 in
-cash, as it was then impossible to change cheques anywhere. Tietjens got
-the money from his old nurse, who, because she distrusted banks, carried
-great sums in £5 notes in a pocket under her under-petticoat.
-
-Macmaster, pocketing the money, had said:
-
-"That makes exactly two thousand guineas that I owe you. I'm making
-arrangements to repay you next week. . . ."
-
-Tietjens remembered that he had rather stiffened and had said: "For
-God's sake don't. I beg you not to. Have Duchemin properly put under
-trustees in lunacy, and leave his capital alone. I really beg you. You
-don't know what you'll be letting yourselves in for. You don't owe me
-anything and you can always draw on me."
-
-Tietjens never knew what Mrs. Duchemin had done about her husband's
-estate over which she had at that date had a power of attorney; but he
-had imagined that, from that time on, Macmaster had felt a certain
-coldness for himself and that Mrs. Duchemin had hated him. During
-several years Macmaster had been borrowing hundreds at a time from
-Tietjens. The affair with Mrs. Duchemin had cost her lover a good deal:
-he had week-ended almost continuously in Rye at the expensive hostel.
-Moreover, the famous Friday parties for geniuses had been going on for
-several years now, and these had meant new furnishings, bindings,
-carpets, and loans to geniuses--at any rate before Macmaster had had the
-ear of the Royal Bounty. So the sum had grown to £2,000, and now to
-guineas. And, from that date, the Macmasters had not offered any
-repayment.
-
-Macmaster had said that he dare not travel with Mrs. Duchemin because
-all London would be going south by that train. All London had. It pushed
-in at every conceivable and inconceivable station all down the line--it
-was the great rout of the 3-8-14. Tietjens had got on board at Berwick,
-where they were adding extra coaches, and by giving a £5 note to the
-guard, who hadn't been able to promise isolation for any distance, had
-got a locked carriage. It hadn't remained locked for long enough to let
-Mrs. Duchemin have her cry out--but it had apparently served to make
-some mischief. The Sandbach party had got on, no doubt at Wooler; the
-Port Scatho party somewhere else. Their petrol had run out somewhere and
-sales were stopped, even to bankers. Macmaster, who after all had
-travelled by the same train, hidden beneath two bluejackets, had picked
-up Mrs. Duchemin at King's Cross and that had seemed the end of it.
-
-Tietjens, back in his dining-room, felt relief and also anger. He said:
-
-"Port Scatho. Time's getting short. I'd like to deal with this letter if
-you don't mind."
-
-Port Scatho came as if up out of a dream. He had found the process of
-attempting to convert Mrs. Tietjens to divorce law reform very
-pleasant--as he always did. He said:
-
-"Yes! . . . Oh, yes!"
-
-Tietjens said slowly:
-
-"If you can listen. . . . Macmaster has been married to Mrs. Duchemin
-exactly nine months. . . . Have you got that? Mrs. Tietjens did not know
-this till this afternoon. The period Mrs. Tietjens complains of in her
-letter is nine months. She did perfectly right to write the letter. As
-such I approve of it. If she had known that the Macmasters were married
-she would not have written it. I didn't know she was going to write it.
-If I had known she was going to write it I should have requested her not
-to. If I had requested her not to she would, no doubt, not have done so.
-I did know of the letter at the moment of your coming in. I had heard of
-it at lunch only ten minutes before. I should, no doubt, have heard of
-it before, but this is the first time I have lunched at home in four
-months. I have to-day had a day's leave as being warned for foreign
-service. I have been doing duty at Ealing. To-day is the first
-opportunity I have had for serious business conversation with Mrs.
-Tietjens. . . . Have you got all that? . . ."
-
-Port Scatho was running towards Tietjens, his hand extended, and over
-his whole shining personage the air of an enraptured bridegroom.
-Tietjens moved his right hand a little to the right, thus eluding the
-pink, well-fleshed hand of Port Scatho. He went on frigidly:
-
-"You had better, in addition, know as follows: The late Mr. Duchemin was
-a scathological--afterwards a homicidal--lunatic. He had recurrent fits,
-usually on a Saturday morning. That was because he fasted--not abstained
-merely--on Fridays. On Fridays he also drank. He had acquired the
-craving for drink when fasting, from finishing the sacramental wine
-after communion services. That is a not unknown occurrence. He behaved
-latterly with great physical violence to Mrs. Duchemin. Mrs. Duchemin,
-on the other hand, treated him with the utmost consideration and
-concern: she might have had him certified much earlier, but, considering
-the pain that confinement must cause him during his lucid intervals, she
-refrained. I have been an eye-witness of the most excruciating heroisms
-on her part. As for the behaviour of Macmaster and Mrs. Duchemin, I am
-ready to certify--and I believe society accepts--that it has been
-most . . . oh, circumspect and right! . . . There has been no secret of
-their attachment to each other. I believe that their determination to
-behave with decency during their period of waiting has not been
-questioned. . . ."
-
-Lord Port Scatho said:
-
-"No! no! Never . . . Most . . . as you say . . . circumspect and,
-yes . . . right!"
-
-"Mrs. Duchemin," Tietjens continued, "has presided at Macmaster's
-literary Fridays for a long time; of course since long before they were
-married. But, as you know, Macmaster's Fridays have been perfectly open:
-you might almost call them celebrated. . . ."
-
-Lord Port Scatho said:
-
-"Yes! yes! indeed . . . I sh'd be only too glad to have a ticket for
-Lady Port Scatho. . . ."
-
-"She's only got to walk in," Tietjens said. "I'll warn them: they'll be
-pleased. . . . If, perhaps, you would look in to-night! They have a
-special party. . . . But Mrs. Macmaster was always attended by a young
-lady who saw her off by the last train to Rye. Or I very frequently saw
-her off myself, Macmaster being occupied by the weekly article that he
-wrote for one of the papers on Friday nights. . . . They were married on
-the day after Mr. Duchemin's funeral. . . ."
-
-"You can't blame 'em!" Lord Port Scatho proclaimed.
-
-"I don't propose to," Tietjens said. "The really frightful tortures Mrs.
-Duchemin had suffered justified--and indeed necessitated--her finding
-protection and sympathy at the earliest possible moment. They have
-deferred this announcement of their union partly out of respect for the
-usual period of mourning, partly because Mrs. Duchemin feels very
-strongly that, with all the suffering that is now abroad, wedding feasts
-and signs of rejoicing on the part of non-participants are eminently to
-be deprecated. Still, the little party of to-night is by way of being an
-announcement that they are married. . . ." He paused to reflect for a
-moment.
-
-"I perfectly understand!" Lord Port Scatho exclaimed. "I perfectly
-approve. Believe me, I and Lady Port Scatho will do everything. . . .
-Everything! . . . Most admirable people. . . . Tietjens, my dear fellow,
-your behaviour . . . most handsome. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Wait a minute. . . . There was an occasion in August, '14. In a place
-on the border. I can't remember the name. . . ."
-
-Lord Port Scatho burst out:
-
-"My dear fellow . . . I beg you won't. . . . I beseech you not to . . ."
-
-Tietjens went on:
-
-"Just before then Mr. Duchemin had made an attack of an unparalleled
-violence on his wife. It was that that caused his final incarceration.
-She was not only temporarily disfigured, but she suffered serious
-internal injuries and, of course, great mental disturbance. It was
-absolutely necessary that she should have change of scene. . . . But I
-think you will bear me out that, in that case too, their behaviour
-was . . . again, circumspect and right. . . ."
-
-Port Scatho said:
-
-"I know; I know . . . Lady Port Scatho and I agreed--even without
-knowing what you have just told me--that the poor things almost
-exaggerated it. . . . He slept, of course, at Jedburgh? . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Yes! They almost exaggerated it. . . . I had to be called in
-to take Mrs. Duchemin home. . . . It caused, apparently,
-misunderstandings. . . ."
-
-Port Scatho--full of enthusiasm at the thought that at least two unhappy
-victims of the hateful divorce laws had, with decency and
-circumspectness, found the haven of their desires--burst out:
-
-"By God, Tietjens, if I ever hear a man say a word against you. . . .
-Your splendid championship of your friend. . . . Your . . . your
-unswerving devotion . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Wait a minute, Port Scatho, will you?" He was unbottoning the flap of
-his breast pocket.
-
-"A man who can act so splendidly in one instance," Port Scatho
-said. . . . "And your going to France. . . . If any one . . . if
-_any_ one . . . dares . . ."
-
-At the sight of a vellum-cornered, green-edged book in Tietjens' hand
-Sylvia suddenly stood up; as Tietjens took from an inner flap a cheque
-that had lost its freshness she made three great strides over the carpet
-to him.
-
-"Oh, Chrissie! . . ." she cried out. "He hasn't . . . That beast
-hasn't . . ."
-
-Tietjens answered:
-
-"He has . . ." He handed the soiled cheque to the banker. Port Scatho
-looked at it with slow bewilderment.
-
-"'Account overdrawn,'" he read. "Brownie's . . . my nephew's
-handwriting. . . . To the club . . . It's . . ."
-
-"You aren't going to take it lying down?" Sylvia said. "Oh, thank
-goodness, you aren't going to take it lying down."
-
-"No! I'm not going to take it lying down," Tietjens said. "Why should
-I?" A look of hard suspicion came over the banker's face.
-
-"You appear," he said, "to have been overdrawing your account. People
-should not overdraw their accounts. For what sum are you overdrawn?"
-
-Tietjens handed his pass-book to Port Scatho.
-
-"I don't understand on what principle you work," Sylvia said to
-Tietjens. "There are things you take lying down; this you don't."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"It doesn't matter, really. Except for the child."
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"I guaranteed an overdraft for you up to a thousand pounds last
-Thursday. You can't be overdrawn over a thousand pounds."
-
-"I'm not overdrawn at all," Tietjens said. "I was for about fifteen
-pounds yesterday. I didn't know it."
-
-Port Scatho was turning over the pages of the pass-book, his face
-completely blank.
-
-"I simply don't understand," he said. "You appear to be in credit. . . .
-You appear always to have been in credit except for a small sum now and
-then. For a day or two."
-
-"I was overdrawn," Tietjens said, "for fifteen pounds yesterday. I
-should say for three or four hours: the course of a post, from my army
-agent to your head office. During these two or three hours your bank
-selected two out of six of my cheques to dishonour--both being under two
-pounds. The other one was sent back to my mess at Ealing, who won't, of
-course, give it back to me. That also is marked "account overdrawn," and
-in the same handwriting."
-
-"But good God," the banker said. "That means your ruin."
-
-"It certainly means my ruin," Tietjens said. "It was meant to."
-
-"But," the banker said--a look of relief came into his face which had
-begun to assume the aspect of a broken man's--"you must have other
-accounts with the bank . . . a speculative one, perhaps, on which you
-are heavily down. . . . I don't myself attend to client's accounts,
-except the very huge ones, which affect the bank's policy."
-
-"You ought to," Tietjens said. "It's the very little ones you ought to
-attend to, as a gentleman making his fortune out of them. I have no
-other account with you. I have never speculated in anything in my life.
-I have lost a great deal in Russian securities--a great deal for me. But
-so, no doubt, have you."
-
-"Then . . . betting!" Port Scatho said.
-
-"I never put a penny on a horse in my life," Tietjens said. "I know too
-much about them."
-
-Port Scatho looked at the faces first of Sylvia, then of Tietjens.
-Sylvia, at least, was his very old friend. She said:
-
-"Christopher never bets and never speculates. His personal expenses are
-smaller than those of any man in town. You could say he had no personal
-expenses."
-
-Again the swift look of suspicion came into Port Scatho's open face.
-
-"Oh," Sylvia said, "you couldn't suspect Christopher and me of being in
-a plot to blackmail you."
-
-"No; I couldn't suspect that," the banker said. "But the other
-explanation is just as extraordinary. . . . To suspect the bank . . .
-the _bank_. . . . How do _you_ account? . . ." He was addressing
-Tietjens; his round head seemed to become square, below; emotion worked
-on his jaws.
-
-"I'll tell you simply this," Tietjens said. "You can then repair the
-matter as you think fit. Ten days ago I got my marching orders. As soon
-as I had handed over to the officer who relieved me I drew cheques for
-everything I owed--to my military tailor, the mess--for one pound twelve
-shillings. I had also to buy a compass and a revolver, the Red Cross
-orderlies having annexed mine when I was in hospital. . . ."
-
-Port Scatho said: "Good God!"
-
-"Don't you know they annex things?" Tietjens asked. He went on: "The
-total, in fact, amounted to an overdraft of fifteen pounds, but I did
-not think of it as such because my army agents ought to have paid my
-month's army pay over to you on the first. As you perceive, they have
-only paid it over this morning, the 13th. But, as you will see from my
-pass-book, they have always paid about the 13th, not the 1st. Two days
-ago I lunched at the club and drew that cheque for one pound fourteen
-shillings and sixpence: one ten for personal expenses and the four and
-six for lunch. . . ."
-
-"You were, however, actually overdrawn," the banker said sharply.
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Yesterday, for two hours."
-
-"But then," Port Scatho said, "what do you want done? We'll do what we
-can."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I don't know. Do what you like. You'd better make what explanation you
-can to the military authority. If they court-martialled me it would hurt
-you more than me. I assure you of that. There _is_ an explanation."
-
-Port Scatho began suddenly to tremble.
-
-"What . . . what . . . what explanation?" he said. "You . . . damn
-it . . . you draw this out. . . . Do you dare to say my bank. . . ." He
-stopped, drew his hand down his face and said: "But yet . . . you're a
-sensible, sound man. . . . I've heard things against you. But I don't
-believe them. . . . Your father always spoke very highly of you. . . . I
-remember he said if you wanted money you could always draw on him
-through us for three or four hundred. . . . That's what makes it so
-incomprehensible. . . . It's . . . it's . . ." His agitation grew on
-him. "It seems to strike at the very heart. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Look here, Port Scatho. . . . I've always had a respect for you. Settle
-it how you like. Fix the mess up for both our sakes with any formula
-that's not humiliating for your bank. I've already resigned from the
-club. . . ."
-
-Sylvia said: "Oh, _no_, Christopher . . . not from the _club_!"
-
-Port Scatho started back from beside the table.
-
-"But if you're in the right!" he said. "You _couldn't_ . . . Not resign
-from the club. . . . I'm on the committee. . . . I'll explain to them,
-in the fullest, in the most generous . . ."
-
-"You couldn't explain," Tietjens said. "You can't get ahead of
-rumour. . . . It's half over London at this moment. You know what
-the toothless old fellows of your committee are. . . . Anderson!
-ffolliott. . . And my brother's friend, Ruggles. . . ."
-
-Port Scatho said:
-
-"Your brother's friend Ruggles. . . . But look here. . . . He's
-something about the Court, isn't he? But look here. . . ." His mind
-stopped. He said: "People shouldn't overdraw. . . . But if your father
-said you could draw on him I'm really much concerned. . . . You're a
-first-rate fellow. . . . I can tell that from your pass-book alone. . . .
-Nothing but cheques drawn to first-class tradesmen for reasonable
-amounts. The sort of pass-book I liked to see when I was a junior clerk
-in the bank. . . ." At that early reminiscence feelings of pathos
-overcame him and his mind once more stopped.
-
-Sylvia came back into the room; they had not perceived her going. She in
-turn held in her hand a letter.
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Look here, Port Scatho, don't get into this state. Give me your word to
-do what you can when you've assured yourself the facts are as I say. I
-wouldn't bother you at all, it's not my line, except for Mrs. Tietjens.
-A man alone can live that sort of thing down, or die. But there's no
-reason why Mrs. Tietjens should live, tied to a bad hat, while he's
-living it down or dying."
-
-"But that's not _right_" Port Scatho said, "it's not the right way to
-look at it. You can't pocket . . . I'm simply bewildered. . . ."
-
-"You've no right to be bewildered," Sylvia said. "You're worrying your
-mind for expedients to save the reputation of your bank. We know your
-bank is more to you than a baby. You should look after it better, then."
-
-Port Scatho, who had already fallen two paces away from the table, now
-fell two paces back, almost on top of it. Sylvia's nostrils were
-dilated.
-
-She said:
-
-"Tietjens shall not resign from your beastly club. He shall not! Your
-committee will request him formally to withdraw his resignation. You
-understand? He will withdraw it. Then he will resign for good. He is too
-good to mix with people like you. . . ." She paused, her chest working
-fast. "Do you understand what you've got to do?" she asked.
-
-An appalling shadow of a thought went through Tietjens' mind: he would
-not let it come into words.
-
-"I don't know . . ." the banker said. "I don't know that I can get the
-committee . . ."
-
-"You've got to," Sylvia answered. "I'll tell you why . . . Christopher
-was never overdrawn. Last Thursday I instructed your people to pay a
-thousand pounds to my husband's account. I repeated the instruction by
-letter and I kept a copy of the letter witnessed by my confidential
-maid. I also registered the letter and have the receipt for it. . . .
-You can see them."
-
-Port Scatho mumbled from over the letter:
-
-"It's to Brownie . . . Yes, a receipt for a letter to Brownie . . ."
-She examined the little green slip on both sides. He said: "Last
-Thursday. . . . To-day's Monday. . . . An instruction to sell
-North-Western stock to the amount of one thousand pounds and
-place to the account of . . . Then . . ."
-
-Sylvia said:
-
-"That'll do. . . . You can't angle for time any more. . . . Your nephew
-has been in an affair of this sort before. . . . I'll tell you. Last
-Thursday at lunch your nephew told me that Christopher's brother's
-solicitors had withdrawn all the permissions for overdrafts on the books
-of the Groby estate. There were several to members of the family. Your
-nephew said that he intended to catch Christopher on the hop--that's his
-own expression--and dishonour the next cheque of his that came in. He
-said he had been waiting for the chance ever since the war and the
-brother's withdrawal had given it him. I begged him not to . . ."
-
-"But, good God," the banker said, "this is unheard of . . ."
-
-"It isn't," Sylvia said. "Christopher has had five snotty, little,
-miserable subalterns to defend at court-martials for exactly similar
-cases. One was an exact reproduction of this. . . ."
-
-"But, good God," the banker exclaimed again, "men giving their lives for
-their country. . . . Do you mean to say Brownie did this out of revenge
-for Tietjens' defending at court-martials. . . . And then . . . your
-thousand pounds is not shown in your husband's pass-book. . . ."
-
-"Of course it's not," Sylvia said. "It has never been paid in. On Friday
-I had a formal letter from your people pointing out that North-Westerns
-were likely to rise and asking me to reconsider my position. The same
-day I sent an express telling them explicitly to do as I said. . . .
-Ever since then your nephew has been on the 'phone begging me not to
-save my husband. He was there, just now, when I went out of the room. He
-was also beseeching me to fly with him."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Isn't that enough, Sylvia? It's rather torturing."
-
-"Let them be tortured," Sylvia said. "But it appears to be enough."
-
-Port Scatho had covered his face with both his pink hands. He had
-exclaimed:
-
-"Oh, my God! Brownie again. . . ."
-
-Tietjens' brother Mark was in the room. He was smaller, browner and
-harder than Tietjens and his blue eyes protruded more. He had in one
-hand a bowler hat, in the other an umbrella, wore a pepper-and-salt suit
-and had race-glasses slung across him. He disliked Port Scatho, who
-detested him. He had lately been knighted. He said:
-
-"Hullo, Port Scatho," neglecting to salute his sister-in-law. His eyes,
-whilst he stood motionless, rolled a look round the room and rested on a
-miniature bureau that stood on a writing-table, in a recess, under and
-between bookshelves.
-
-"I see you've still got that cabinet," he said to Tietjens.
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I haven't. I've sold it to Sir John Robertson. He's waiting to take it
-away till he has room in his collection."
-
-Port Scatho walked, rather unsteadily, round the lunch-table and stood
-looking down from one of the long windows. Sylvia sat down on her chair
-beside the fireplace. The two brothers stood facing each other,
-Christopher suggesting wheat-sacks, Mark, carved wood. All round them,
-except for the mirror that reflected bluenesses, the gilt backs of
-books. Hullo Central was clearing the table.
-
-"I hear you're going out again to-morrow," Mark said. "I want to settle
-some things with you."
-
-"I'm going at nine from Waterloo," Christopher said. "I've not much
-time. You can walk with me to the War Office if you like."
-
-Mark's eyes followed the black and white of the maid round the table.
-She went out with the tray. Christopher suddenly was reminded of
-Valentine Wannop clearing the table in her mother's cottage. Hullo
-Central was no faster about it. Mark said:
-
-"Port Scatho! As you're there we may as well finish one point. I have
-cancelled my father's security for my brother's overdraft."
-
-Port Scatho said, to the window, but loud enough:
-
-"We all know it. To our cost."
-
-"I wish you, however," Mark Tietjens went on, "to make over from my own
-account a thousand a year to my brother as he needs it. Not more than a
-thousand in any one year."
-
-Port Scatho said:
-
-"Write a letter to the bank. I don't look after clients' accounts on
-social occasions."
-
-"I don't see why you don't," Mark Tietjens said. "It's the way you make
-your bread and butter, isn't it?"
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"You may save yourself all this trouble, Mark. I am closing my account
-in any case."
-
-Port Scatho spun round on his heel.
-
-"I beg that you won't," he exclaimed. "I beg that we . . . that we may
-have the honour of continuing to have you draw upon us." He had the
-trick of convulsively working jaws: his head against the light was like
-the top of a rounded gate-post. He said to Mark Tietjens: "You may tell
-your friend, Mr. Ruggles, that your brother is empowered by me to draw
-on my private account . . . on my personal and private account up to any
-amount he needs. I say that to show my estimate of your brother; because
-I know he will incur no obligations he cannot discharge."
-
-Mark Tietjens stood motionless; leaning slightly on the crook of his
-umbrella on the one side; on the other displaying, at arm's length, the
-white silk lining of his bowler hat, the lining being the brightest
-object in the room.
-
-"That's your affair," he said to Port Scatho. "All I'm concerned with is
-to have a thousand a year paid to my brother's account till further
-notice."
-
-Christopher Tietjens said, with what he knew was a sentimental voice, to
-Port Scatho. He was very touched; it appeared to him that with the
-spontaneous appearance of several names in his memory, and with this
-estimate of himself from the banker, his tide was turning and that this
-day might indeed be marked by a red stone:
-
-"Of course, Port Scatho, I won't withdraw my wretched little account
-from you if you want to keep it. It flatters me that you should." He
-stopped and added: "I only wanted to avoid these . . . these family
-complications. But I suppose you can stop my brother's money being paid
-into my account. I don't want his money."
-
-He said to Sylvia:
-
-"You had better settle the other matter with Port Scatho."
-
-To Port Scatho:
-
-"I'm intensely obliged to you, Port Scatho. . . . You'll get Lady Port
-Scatho round to Macmaster's this evening if only for a minute; before
-eleven. . . ." And to his brother:
-
-"Come along, Mark. I'm going down to the War Office. We can talk as we
-walk."
-
-Sylvia said very nearly with timidity--and again a dark thought went
-over Tietjens' mind:
-
-"Do we meet again then? . . . I know you're very busy. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Yes. I'll come and pick you out from Lady Job's, if they don't keep me
-too long at the War Office. I'm dining, as you know, at Macmaster's; I
-don't suppose I shall stop late."
-
-"I'd come," Sylvia said, "to Macmaster's, if you thought it was
-appropriate. I'd bring Claudine Sandbach and General Wade. We're only
-going to the Russian dancers. We'd cut off early."
-
-Tietjens could settle that sort of thought very quickly.
-
-"Yes, do," he said hurriedly. "It would be appreciated."
-
-He got to the door: he came back: his brother was nearly through. He
-said to Sylvia, and for him the occasion was a very joyful one:
-
-"I've worried out some of the words of that song. It runs:
-
-
-'Somewhere or other there must surely be
-The face not seen: the voice not heard . . .'
-
-
-Probably it's 'the voice not ever heard' to make up the metre. . . . I
-don't know the writer's name. But I hope I'll worry it all out during
-the day."
-
-Sylvia had gone absolutely white.
-
-"Don't!" she said. "Oh . . . _don't_." She added coldly: "Don't take the
-trouble," and wiped her tiny handkerchief across her lips as Tietjens
-went away.
-
-She had heard the song at a charity concert and had cried as she heard
-it. She had read, afterwards, the words in the programme and had almost
-cried again. But she had lost the programme and had never come across
-the words again. The echo of them remained with her like something
-terrible and alluring: like a knife she would some day take out and with
-which she would stab herself.
-
-
-
-
-III
-
-
-The two brothers walked twenty steps from the door along the empty Inn
-pavements without speaking. Each was completely expressionless. To
-Christopher it seemed like Yorkshire. He had a vision of Mark, standing
-on the lawn at Groby, in his bowler hat and with his umbrella, whilst
-the shooters walked over the lawn, and up the hill to the butts. Mark
-probably never had done that; but it was so that his image always
-presented itself to his brother. Mark was considering that one of the
-folds of his umbrella was disarranged. He seriously debated with himself
-whether he should unfold it at once and refold it--which was a great
-deal of trouble to take!--or whether he should leave it till he got to
-his club, where he would tell the porter to have it done at once. That
-would mean that he would have to walk for a mile and a quarter through
-London with a disarranged umbrella, which was disagreeable.
-
-He said:
-
-"If I were you I wouldn't let that banker fellow go about giving you
-testimonials of that sort."
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"Ah!"
-
-He considered that, with a third of his brain in action, he was over a
-match for Mark, but he was tired of discussions. He supposed that some
-unpleasant construction would be put by his brother's friend, Ruggles,
-on the friendship of Port Scatho for himself. But he had no curiosity.
-Mark felt a vague discomfort. He said:
-
-"You had a cheque dishonoured at the club this morning?" Christopher
-said:
-
-"Yes."
-
-Mark waited for explanations. Christopher was pleased at the speed with
-which the news had travelled: it confirmed what he had said to Port
-Scatho. He viewed his case from outside. It was like looking at the
-smooth working of a mechanical model.
-
-Mark was more troubled. Used as he had been for thirty years to the
-vociferous south he had forgotten that there were taciturnities still.
-If at his Ministry he laconically accused a transport clerk of
-remissness, or if he accused his French mistress--just as
-laconically--of putting too many condiments on his nightly mutton-chop,
-or too much salt in the water in which she boiled his potatoes, he was
-used to hearing a great many excuses or negations, uttered with energy
-and continued for long. So he had got into the habit of considering
-himself almost the only laconic being in the world. He suddenly
-remembered with discomfort--but also with satisfaction--that his brother
-was his brother.
-
-He knew nothing about Christopher, for himself. He had seemed to look at
-his little brother down avenues, from a distance, the child misbehaving
-himself. Not a true Tietjens: born very late: a mother's child,
-therefore, rather than a father's. The mother an admirable woman, but
-from the South Riding. Soft, therefore, and ample. The elder Tietjens'
-children, when they had experienced failures, had been wont to blame
-their father for not marrying a woman of their own Riding. So, for
-himself, he knew nothing of this boy. He was said to be brilliant: an
-un-Tietjens-like quality. Akin to talkativeness! . . . Well, he wasn't
-talkative. Mark said:
-
-"What have you done with all the brass our mother left you? Twenty
-thousand, wasn't it?"
-
-They were just passing through a narrow way between Georgian houses. In
-the next quadrangle Tietjens stopped and looked at his brother. Mark
-stood still to be looked at. Christopher said to himself:
-
-"This man has the right to ask these questions!"
-
-It was as if a queer slip had taken place in a moving-picture. This
-fellow had become the head of the house: he, Christopher, was the heir.
-At that moment, their father, in the grave four months now, was for the
-first time dead.
-
-Christopher remembered a queer incident. After the funeral, when they
-had come back from the churchyard and had lunched, Mark--and Tietjens
-could now see the wooden gesture--had taken out his cigar-case and,
-selecting one cigar for himself, had passed the rest round the table. It
-was as if people's hearts had stopped beating. Groby had never, till
-that day, been smoked in: the father had had his twelve pipes filled and
-put in the rose-bushes in the drive. . . .
-
-It had been regarded merely as a disagreeable incident: a piece of bad
-taste. . . . Christopher, himself, only just back from France, would not
-even have known it as such, his mind was so blank, only the parson had
-whispered to him: "And Groby never smoked in till this day."
-
-But now! It appeared a symbol, and an absolutely right symbol. Whether
-they liked it or not, here were the head of the house and the heir. The
-head of the house must make his arrangements, the heir agree or
-disagree; but the elder brother had the right to have his enquiries
-answered.
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"Half the money was settled at once on my child. I lost seven thousand
-in Russian securities. The rest I spent. . . ."
-
-Mark said:
-
-"Ah!"
-
-They had just passed under the arch that leads into Holborn. Mark, in
-turn, stopped and looked at his brother and Christopher stood still to
-be inspected, looking into his brother's eyes. Mark said to himself:
-
-"The fellow isn't at least afraid to look at you!" He had been convinced
-that Christopher would be. He said:
-
-"You spent it on women? Or where do you get the money that you spend on
-women?"
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"I never spent a penny on a woman in my life."
-
-Mark said:
-
-"Ah!"
-
-They crossed Holborn and went by the backways towards Fleet Street.
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"When I say 'woman' I'm using the word in the ordinary sense. Of course
-I've given women of our own class tea or lunch and paid for their cabs.
-Perhaps I'd better put it that I've never--either before or after
-marriage--had connection with any woman other than my wife."
-
-Mark said:
-
-"Ah!"
-
-He said to himself:
-
-"Then Ruggles must be a liar." This neither distressed nor astonished
-him. For twenty years he and Ruggles had shared a floor of a large and
-rather gloomy building in Mayfair. They were accustomed to converse
-whilst shaving in a joint toilet-room, otherwise they did not often meet
-except at the club. Ruggles was attached to the Royal Court in some
-capacity, possibly as sub-deputy gold-stick-in-waiting. Or he might have
-been promoted in the twenty years. Mark Tietjens had never taken the
-trouble to enquire. Enormously proud and shut in on himself, he was
-without curiosity of any sort. He lived in London because it was
-immense, solitary, administrative and apparently without curiosity as to
-its own citizens. If he could have found, in the north, a city as vast
-and as distinguished by the other characteristics, he would have
-preferred it.
-
-Of Ruggles he thought little or nothing. He had once heard the phrase
-"agreeable rattle," and he regarded Ruggles as an agreeable rattle,
-though he did not know what the phrase meant. Whilst they shaved Ruggles
-gave out the scandal of the day. He never, that is to say, mentioned a
-woman whose virtue was not purchasable, or a man who would no: sell his
-wife for advancement. This matched with Mark's ideas of the south. When
-Ruggles aspersed the fame of a man of family from the north, Mark would
-stop him with:
-
-"Oh, no. That's not true. He's a Craister of Wantley Fells," or another
-name, as the case might be. Half Scotchman, half Jew, Ruggles was very
-tall and resembled a magpie, having his head almost always on one side.
-Had he been English Mark would never have shared his rooms with him: he
-knew indeed few Englishmen of sufficient birth and position to have that
-privilege, and, on the other hand, few Englishmen of birth and position
-would have consented to share rooms so grim and uncomfortable, so
-furnished with horse-hair seated mahogany, or so lit with ground-glass
-skylights. Coming up to town at the age of twenty-five, Mark had taken
-these rooms with a man called Peebles, long since dead, and he had never
-troubled to make any change, though Ruggles had taken the place of
-Peebles. The remote similarity of the names had been less disturbing to
-Mark Tietjens than would have been the case had the names been more
-different. It would have been very disagreeable, Mark often thought, to
-share with a man called, say. Granger. As it was he still often called
-Ruggles Peebles, and no harm was done. Mark knew nothing of Ruggles'
-origins, then--so that, in a remote way, their union resembled that of
-Christopher with Macmaster. But whereas Christopher would have given his
-satellite the shirt off his back, Mark would not have lent Ruggles more
-than a five pound note, and would have turned him out of their rooms if
-it had not been returned by the end of the quarter. But, since Ruggles
-never had asked to borrow anything at all, Mark considered him an
-entirely honourable man. Occasionally Ruggles would talk of his
-determination to marry some widow or other with money, or of his
-influence with people in exalted stations, but, when he talked like
-that, Mark would not listen to him and he soon returned to stories of
-purchasable women and venial men.
-
-About five months ago Mark had said one morning to Ruggles:
-
-"You might pick up what you can about my youngest brother Christopher
-and let me know."
-
-The evening before that Mark's father had called Mark to him from over
-the other side of the smooking-room and had said:
-
-"You might find out what you can about Christopher. He may be in want of
-money. Has it occurred to you that he's the heir to the estate! After
-you, of course." Mr. Tietjens had aged a good deal after the deaths of
-his children. He said: "I suppose you won't marry?" and Mark had
-answered:
-
-"No; I shan't marry. But I suppose I'm a better life than Christopher.
-He appears to have been a good deal knocked about out there."
-
-Armed then with this commission Mr. Ruggles appears to have displayed
-extraordinary activity in preparing a Christopher Tietjens dossier. It
-is not often that an inveterate gossip gets a chance at a man whilst
-being at the same time practically shielded against the law of libel.
-And Ruggles disliked Christopher Tietjens with the inveterate dislike of
-the man who revels in gossip for the man who never gossips. And
-Christopher Tietjens had displayed more than his usual insolence to
-Ruggles. So Ruggles' coat-tails flashed round an unusual number of doors
-and his top-hat gleamed before an unusual number of tall portals during
-the next week.
-
-Amongst others he had visited the lady known as Glorvina.
-
-There is said to be a book, kept in a holy of holies, in which bad marks
-are set down against men of family and position in England. In this book
-Mark Tietjens and his father--in common with a great number of
-hard-headed Englishmen of county rank--implicitly believed. Christopher
-Tietjens didn't: he imagined that the activities of gentlemen like
-Ruggles were sufficient to stop the careers of people whom they
-disliked. On the other hand, Mark and his father looked abroad upon
-English society and saw fellows, apparently with every qualification for
-successful careers in one service or the other; and these fellows got no
-advancements, orders, titles or preferments of any kind. Just, rather
-mysteriously, they didn't make their marks. This they put down to the
-workings of the book.
-
-Ruggles, too, not only believed in the existence of that compilation of
-the suspect and doomed, but believed that his hand had a considerable
-influence over the inscriptions in its pages. He believed that if, with
-more moderation and with more grounds than usual, he uttered
-denigrations of certain men before certain personages, it would at least
-do those men a great deal of harm. And, quite steadily and with, indeed,
-real belief in much of what he said, Ruggles had denigrated Tietjens
-before these personages. Ruggles could not see why Christopher had taken
-Sylvia back after her elopement with Perowne: he could not see why
-Christopher had, indeed, married Sylvia at all when she was with child
-by a man called Drake--just as he wasn't going to believe that
-Christopher could get a testimonial out of Lord Port Scatho except by
-the sale of Sylvia to the banker. He couldn't see anything but money or
-jobs at the bottom of these things: he couldn't see how Tietjens
-otherwise got the money to support Mrs. Wannop, Miss Wannop and her
-child, and to maintain Mrs. Duchemin and Macmaster in the style they
-affected, Mrs. Duchemin being the mistress of Christopher. He simply
-could see no other solution. It is, in fact, asking for trouble if you
-are more altruist than the society that surrounds you.
-
-Ruggles, however, hadn't any pointers as to whether or no or to what
-degree he had really damaged his room-mate's brother. He had talked in
-what he considered to be the right quarters, but he hadn't any evidence
-that what he had said had got through. It was to ascertain that that he
-had called on the great lady, for if anybody knew, she would.
-
-He hadn't definitely ascertained anything, for the great lady was--and
-he knew it--a great deal cleverer than himself. The great lady, he was
-allowed to discover, had a real affection for Sylvia, her daughter's
-close friend, and she expressed real concern to hear that Christopher
-Tietjens wasn't getting on. Ruggles had gone to visit her quite openly
-to ask whether something better couldn't be done for the brother of the
-man with whom he lived. Christopher had, it was admitted, great
-abilities; yet neither in his office--in which he would surely have
-remained had he been satisfied with his prospects--nor in the army did
-he occupy anything but a very subordinate position. Couldn't, he asked,
-Glorvina do anything for him? And he added: "It's almost as if he had a
-bad mark against him. . . ."
-
-The great lady had said, with a great deal of energy, that she could not
-do anything at all. The energy was meant to show how absolutely her
-party had been downed, outed and jumped on by the party in power, so
-that she had no influence of any sort anywhere. That was an
-exaggeration; but it did Christopher Tietjens no good, since Ruggles
-chose to take it to mean that Glorvina said she could do nothing because
-there _was_ a black mark against Tietjens in the book of the inner
-circle to which--if anyone had--the great lady must have had access.
-
-Glorvina, on the other hand, had been awakened to concern for Tietjens.
-In the existence of a book she didn't believe: she had never seen it.
-But that a black mark of a metaphorical nature might have been scored
-against him she was perfectly ready to believe and, when occasion
-served, during the next five months, she made enquiries about Tietjens.
-She came upon a Major Drake, an intelligence officer, who had access to
-the central depôt of confidential reports upon officers, and Major
-Drake showed her, with a great deal of readiness, as a specimen, the
-report on Tietjens. It was of a most discouraging sort and peppered over
-with hieroglyphics, the main point being Tietjens' impecuniosity and his
-predilection for the French; and apparently for the French Royalists.
-There being at that date and with that Government a great deal of
-friction with our Allies this characteristic which earlier had earned
-him a certain number of soft jobs had latterly done him a good deal of
-harm. Glorvina carried away the definite information that Tietjens had
-been seconded to the French artillery as a liaison officer and had
-remained with them for some time, but, having been shell-shocked, had
-been sent back. After that a mark had been added against him: "Not to be
-employed as liaison officer again."
-
-On the other hand, Sylvia's visits to Austrian officer-prisoners had
-also been noted to Tietjens' account and a final note added: "Not to be
-entrusted with any confidential work."
-
-To what extent Major Drake himself compiled these records the great lady
-didn't know and didn't want to know. She was acquainted with the
-relationships of the parties and was aware that in certain dark,
-full-blooded men the passion for sexual revenge is very lasting, and she
-let it go at that. She discovered, however, from Mr. Waterhouse--now
-also in retreat--that he had a very high opinion of Tietjens' character
-and abilities, and that just before Waterhouse's retirement he had
-especially recommended Tietjens for very high promotion. That alone, in
-the then state of Ministerial friendships and enmities, Glorvina knew to
-be sufficient to ruin any man within range of Governmental influence.
-
-She had, therefore, sent for Sylvia and had put all these matters before
-her, for she had too much wisdom to believe that, even supposing there
-should be differences between the young people of which she had no
-evidence at all, Sylvia could wish to do anything but promote her
-husband's material interests. Moreover, sincerely benevolent as the
-great lady was towards this couple, she also saw that here was a
-possibility of damaging, at least, individuals of the party in power. A
-person in a relatively unimportant official position can sometimes make
-a very nasty stink if he is unjustly used, has determination and a small
-amount of powerful backing. This Sylvia, at least, certainly had.
-
-And Sylvia had received the great lady's news with so much emotion that
-no one could have doubted that she was utterly devoted to her husband
-and would tell him all about it. This Sylvia had not as yet managed to
-do.
-
-Ruggles in the meantime had collected a very full budget of news and
-inferences to present to Mark Tietjens whilst shaving. Mark had been
-neither surprised nor indignant. He had been accustomed to call all his
-father's children, except the brother immediately next him, "the
-whelps," and their concerns had been no concerns of his. They would
-marry, beget unimportant children who would form collateral lines of
-Tietjens and disappear as is the fate of sons of younger sons. And the
-deaths of the intermediate brothers had been so recent that Mark was not
-yet used to thinking of Christopher as anything but a whelp, a person
-whose actions might be disagreeable but couldn't matter. He said to
-Ruggles:
-
-"You had better talk to my father about this. I don't know that I could
-keep all these particulars accurately in my head."
-
-Ruggles had been only too pleased to, and--with to give him weight, his
-intimacy with the eldest son, who certified to his reliability in money
-matters and his qualifications for amassing details as to personalities,
-acts and promotions--that day, at tea at the club, in a tranquil corner,
-Ruggles had told Mr. Tietjens senior that Christopher's wife had been
-with child when he had married her; he had hushed up her elopement with
-Perowne and connived at other love affairs of hers to his own dishonour,
-and was suspected in high places of being a French agent, thus being
-marked down as suspect in the great book. . . . All this in order to
-obtain money for the support of Miss Wannop, by whom he had had a child,
-and to maintain Macmaster and Mrs. Duchemin on a scale unsuited to their
-means, Mrs. Duchemin being his mistress. The story that Tietjens had had
-a child by Miss Wannop was first suggested, and then supported, by the
-fact that in Yorkshire he certainly had a son who never appeared in
-Gray's Inn.
-
-Mr. Tietjens was a reasonable man: not reasonable enough to doubt
-Ruggles' circumstantial history. He believed implicitly in the great
-book--which has been believed in by several generations of country
-gentlemen: he perceived that his brilliant son had made no advancement
-commensurate with either his brilliance or his influence: he suspected
-that brilliance was synonymous with reprehensible tendencies. Moreover,
-his old friend, General ffolliott, had definitely told him some days
-before that he ought to enquire into the goings on of Christopher. On
-being pressed ffolliott had, also definitely, stated that Christopher
-was suspected of very dishonourable dealings, both in money and women.
-Ruggles' allegations came, therefore, as a definite confirmation of
-suspicions that appeared only too well backed up.
-
-He bitterly regretted that, knowing Christopher to be brilliant, he had
-turned the boy--as is the usual portion of younger sons--adrift, with
-what of a competence could be got together, to sink or swim. He had, he
-said to himself, always wished to keep at home and under his own eyes
-this boy for whom he had had especial promptings of tenderness. His
-wife, to whom he had been absolutely attached by a passionate devotion,
-had been unusually wrapped up in Christopher, because Christopher had
-been her youngest son, born very late. And, since his wife's death,
-Christopher had been especially dear to him, as if he had carried about
-his presence some of the radiance and illumination that had seemed to
-attach to his mother. Indeed, after his wife's death, Mr. Tietjens had
-very nearly asked Christopher and his wife to come and keep house for
-him at Groby, making, of course, special testamentary provision for
-Christopher in order to atone for his giving up his career at the
-Department of Statistics. His sense of justice to his other children had
-prevented him doing this.
-
-What broke his heart was that Christopher should not only have seduced
-but should have had a child by Valentine Wannop. Very grand seigneur in
-his habits, Mr. Tietjens had always believed in his duty to patronise
-the arts and, if he had actually done little in this direction beyond
-purchasing some chocolate-coloured pictures of the French historic
-school, he had for long prided himself on what he had done for the widow
-and children of his old friend. Professor Wannop. He considered, and
-with justice, that he had made Mrs. Wannop a novelist, and he considered
-her to be a very great novelist. And his conviction of the guilt of
-Christopher was strengthened by a slight tinge of jealousy of his son: a
-feeling that he would not have acknowledged to himself. For, since
-Christopher, he didn't know how, for he had given his son no
-introduction, had become an intimate of the Wannop household, Mrs.
-Wannop had completely given up asking him, Mr. Tietjens, clamourously
-and constantly for advice. In return she had sung the praises of
-Christopher in almost extravagant terms. She had, indeed, said that if
-Christopher had not been almost daily in the house or at any rate at the
-end of the 'phone she would hardly have been able to keep on working at
-full pressure. This had not overpleased Mr. Tietjens. Mr. Tietjens
-entertained for Valentine Wannop an affection of the very deepest, the
-same qualities appealing to the father as appealed to the son. He had
-even, in spite of his sixty odd years, seriously entertained the idea of
-marrying the girl. She was a lady: she would have managed Groby very
-well; and, although the entail on the property was very strict indeed,
-he would, at least, have been able to put her beyond the reach of want
-after his death. He had thus no doubt of his son's guilt, and he had to
-undergo the additional humiliation of thinking that not only had his son
-betrayed this radiant personality, but he had done it so clumsily as to
-give the girl a child and let it be known. That was unpardonable want of
-management in the son of a gentleman. And now this boy was his heir with
-a misbegotten brat to follow. Irrevocably!
-
-All his four tall sons, then, were down. His eldest tied for good to--a
-quite admirable!--trollops: his two next dead: his youngest worse than
-dead: his wife dead of a broken heart.
-
-A soberly but deeply religious man, Mr. Tietjens' very religion made him
-believe in Christopher's guilt. He knew that it is as difficult for a
-rich man to go to heaven as it is for a camel to go through the gate in
-Jerusalem called the Needle's Eye. He humbly hoped that his Maker would
-receive him amongst the pardoned. Then, since he was a rich--an
-enormously rich--man, his sufferings on this earth must be very
-great. . . .
-
-From tea-time that day until it was time to catch the midnight train for
-Bishop's Auckland he had been occupied with his son Mark in the
-writing-room of the club. They had made many notes. He had seen his son
-Christopher, in uniform, looking broken and rather bloated, the result,
-no doubt, of debauch. Christopher had passed through the other end of
-the room and Mr. Tietjens had avoided his eye. He had caught the train
-and reached Groby, travelling alone. Towards dusk he had taken out a
-gun. He was found dead next morning, a couple of rabbits beside his
-body, just over the hedge from the little churchyard. He appeared to
-have crawled through the hedge, dragging his loaded gun, muzzle
-forwards, after him. Hundreds of men, mostly farmers, die from that
-cause every year in England. . . .
-
-With these things in his mind--or as much of them as he could keep at
-once--Mark was now investigating his brother's affairs. He would have
-let things go on longer, for his father's estate was by no means wound
-up, but that morning Ruggles had told him that the club had had a cheque
-of his brother's returned and that his brother was going out to France
-next day. It was five months exactly since the death of their father.
-That had happened in March, it was now August: a bright, untidy day in
-narrow, high courts.
-
-Mark arranged his thoughts.
-
-"How much of an income," he said, "do you need to live in comfort? If a
-thousand isn't enough, how much? Two?"
-
-Christopher said that he needed no money and didn't intend to live in
-comfort. Mark said:
-
-"I am to let you have three thousand, if you'll live abroad. I'm only
-carrying out our father's instructions. You could cut a hell of a splash
-on three thousand in France."
-
-Christopher did not answer.
-
-Mark began again:
-
-"The remaining three thousand then: that was over from our mother's
-money. Did you settle it on your girl, or just spend it on her?"
-
-Christopher repeated with patience that he hadn't got a girl.
-
-Mark said:
-
-"The girl who had a child by you. I'm instructed, if you haven't settled
-anything already--but father took it that you would have--I was to let
-her have enough to live in comfort. How much do you suppose she'll need
-to live in comfort? I allow Charlotte four hundred. Would four hundred
-be enough? I suppose you want to go on keeping her? Three thousand isn't
-a great lot for her to live on with a child."
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"Hadn't you better mention names?"
-
-Mark said:
-
-"No! I never mention names. I mean a woman writer and her daughter. I
-suppose the girl is father's daughter, isn't she?"
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"No. She couldn't be. I've thought of it. She's twenty-seven. We were
-all in Dijon for the two years before she was born. Father didn't come
-into the estate till next year. The Wannops were also in Canada at the
-time. Professor Wannop was principal of a university there. I forget the
-name."
-
-Mark said:
-
-"So we were. In Dijon! For my French!" He added: "Then she can't be
-father's daughter. It's a good thing. I thought, as he wanted to settle
-money on them, they were very likely his children. There's a son, too.
-He's to have a thousand. What's he doing?"
-
-"The son," Tietjens said, "is a conscientious objector. He's on a
-mine-sweeper. A bluejacket. His idea is that picking up mines is saving
-life, not taking it."
-
-"Then he won't want the brass yet," Mark said, "it's to start him in any
-business. What's the full name and address of your girl? Where do you
-keep her?"
-
-They were in an open space, dusty, with half-timber buildings whose
-demolition had been interrupted. Christopher halted close to a post that
-had once been a cannon; up against this he felt that his brother could
-lean in order to assimilate ideas. He said slowly and patiently:
-
-"If you're consulting with me as to how to carry out our father's
-intentions, and as there's money in it you had better make an attempt to
-get hold of the facts. I wouldn't bother you if it wasn't a matter of
-money. In the first place, no money is wanted at this end. I can live on
-my pay. My wife is a rich woman, relatively. Her mother is a very rich
-woman. . . ."
-
-"She's Rugeley's mistress, isn't she?" Mark asked.
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"No, she isn't. I should certainly say she wasn't. Why should she be?
-She's his cousin."
-
-"Then it's your wife who was Rugeley's mistress?" Mark asked. "Or why
-should she have the loan of his box?"
-
-"Sylvia also is Rugeley's cousin, of course, a degree further removed,"
-Tietjens said. "She isn't anyone's mistress. You can be certain of
-that."
-
-"They _say_ she is," Mark answered. "They say she's a regular
-tart. . . . I suppose you think I've insulted you."
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"No, you haven't. . . . It's better to get all this out. We're
-practically strangers, but you've a right to ask."
-
-Mark said:
-
-"Then you haven't got a girl and don't need money to keep her. . . . You
-could have what you liked. There's no reason why a man shouldn't have a
-girl, and if he has he ought to keep her decently. . . ."
-
-Christopher did not answer. Mark leaned against the half-buried cannon
-and swung his umbrella by its crook.
-
-"But," he said, "if you don't keep a girl what do you do for . . ." He
-was going to say "for the comforts of home," but a new idea had come
-into his mind. "Of course," he said, "one can see that your wife's
-soppily in love with you." He added: "Soppily . . . one can see that
-with half an eye. . . ."
-
-Christopher felt his jaw drop. Not a second before--that very
-second!--he had made up his mind to ask Valentine Wannop to become his
-mistress that night. It was no good, any more, he said to himself. She
-loved him, he knew, with a deep; an unshakable passion, just as his
-passion for her was a devouring element that covered his whole mind as
-the atmosphere envelopes the earth. Were they, then, to go down to death
-separated by years, with no word ever spoken? To what end? For whose
-benefit? The whole world conspired to force them together! To resist
-became a weariness!
-
-His brother Mark was talking on. "I know all about women," he had
-announced. Perhaps he did. He had lived with exemplary fidelity to a
-quite unpresentable woman, for a number of years. Perhaps the complete
-study of one woman gave you a map of all the rest!
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"Look here, Mark. You had better go through all my pass-books for the
-last ten years. Or ever since I had an account. This discussion is no
-good if you don't believe what I say."
-
-Mark said:
-
-"I don't want to see your pass-books. I believe you."
-
-He added, a second later:
-
-"Why the devil shouldn't I believe you? It's either believing you're a
-gentleman or Ruggles a liar. It's only common-sense to believe Ruggles a
-liar, in that case. I didn't before because I had no grounds to."
-Christopher said:
-
-"I doubt if liar is the right word. He picked up things that were said
-against me. No doubt he reported them faithfully enough. Things _are_
-said against me. I don't know why."
-
-"Because," Mark said with emphasis, "you treat these south country swine
-with the contempt that they deserve. They're incapable of understanding
-the motives of a gentleman. If you live among dogs they'll think you've
-the motives of a dog. What other motives can they give you?" He added:
-"I thought you'd been buried so long under their muck that you were as
-mucky as they!"
-
-Tietjens looked at his brother with the respect one has to give to a man
-ignorant but shrewd. It was a discovery: that his brother was shrewd.
-
-But, of course, he would be shrewd. He was the indispensable head of a
-great department. He had to have some qualities. . . . Not cultivated,
-not even instructed. A savage! But penetrating!
-
-"We must move on," he said, "or I shall have to take a cab." Mark
-detached himself from his half buried cannon.
-
-"What did you do with the other three thousand?" he asked. "Three
-thousand is a hell of a big sum to chuck away. For a younger son."
-
-"Except for some furniture I bought for my wife's rooms," Christopher
-said, "it went mostly in loans."
-
-"Loans!" Mark exclaimed. "To that fellow Macmaster?"
-
-"Mostly to him," Christopher answered. "But about seven hundred to Dicky
-Swipes, of Cullercoats."
-
-"Good God! Why to him?" Mark ejaculated.
-
-"Oh, because he was Swipes, of Cullercoats," Christopher said, "and
-asked for it. He'd have had more, only that was enough for him to drink
-himself to death on."
-
-Mark said:
-
-"I suppose you don't give money to every fellow that asks for it?"
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"I do. It's a matter of principle."
-
-"It's lucky," Mark said, "that a lot of fellows don't know that. You
-wouldn't have much brass left for long."
-
-"I didn't have it for long," Christopher said.
-
-"You know," Mark said, "you couldn't expect to do the princely patron on
-a youngest son's portion. It's a matter of taste. I never gave a
-ha'penny to a beggar myself. But a lot of the Tietjens were princely.
-One generation to addle brass: one to keep: one to spend. That's all
-right. . . . I suppose Macmaster's wife _is_ your mistress? That'll
-account for it not being the girl. They keep an arm-chair for you."
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"No. I just backed Macmaster for the sake of backing him. Father lent
-him money to begin with."
-
-"So he did," Mark exclaimed.
-
-"His wife," Christopher said, "was the widow of Breakfast Duchemin.
-_You_ knew Breakfast Duchemin?"
-
-"Oh, _I_ knew Breakfast Duchemin," Mark said. "I suppose Macmaster's a
-pretty warm man now. Done himself proud with Duchemin's money."
-
-"Pretty proud!" Christopher said. "They won't be knowing me long now."
-
-"But damn it all!" Mark said. "You've Groby to all intents and purposes.
-_I'm_ not going to marry and beget children to hinder you."
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"Thanks. I don't want it."
-
-"Got your knife into me?" Mark asked.
-
-"Yes. I've got my knife into you," Christopher answered. "Into the whole
-bloody lot of you, and Ruggles' and ffolliott's and our father!"
-
-Mark said: "Ah!"
-
-"You don't suppose I wouldn't have?" Christopher asked.
-
-"Oh, _I_ don't suppose you wouldn't have," Mark answered. "I thought you
-were a soft sort of bloke. I see you aren't."
-
-"I'm as North Riding as yourself!" Christopher answered.
-
-They were in the tide of Fleet Street, pushed apart by foot passengers
-and separated by traffic. With some of the imperiousness of the officer
-of those days Christopher barged across through motor-buses and paper
-lorries. With the imperiousness of the head of a department Mark said:
-
-"Here, policeman, stop these damn things and let me get over." But
-Christopher was over much the sooner and waited for his brother in the
-gateway of the Middle Temple. His mind was completely swallowed up in
-the endeavour to imagine the embraces of Valentine Wannop. He said to
-himself that he had burnt his boats.
-
-Mark, coming alongside him, said:
-
-"You'd better know what our father wanted."
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"Be quick then. I must get on." He had to rush through his War Office
-interview to get to Valentine Wannop. They would have only a few hours
-in which to recount the loves of two lifetimes. He saw her golden head
-and her enraptured face. He wondered how her face would look,
-enraptured. He had seen on it humour, dismay, tenderness, in the
-eyes--and fierce anger and contempt for his, Christopher's, political
-opinions. His militarism!
-
-Nevertheless they halted by the Temple fountain. That respect was due to
-their dead father. Mark had been explaining. Christopher had caught some
-of his words and divined the links. Mr. Tietjens had left no will,
-confident that his desires as to the disposal of his immense fortune
-would be carried out meticulously by his eldest son. He would have left
-a will, but there was the vague case of Christopher to be considered.
-Whilst Christopher had been a youngest son you arranged that he had a
-good lump sum and went, with it, to the devil how he liked. He was no
-longer a youngest son: by the will of God.
-
-"Our father's idea," Mark said by the fountain, "was that no settled sum
-could keep you straight. His idea was that if you were a bloody pimp
-living on women . . . You don't mind?"
-
-"I don't mind your putting it straightforwardly," Christopher said. He
-considered the base of the fountain that was half full of leaves. This
-civilisation had contrived a state of things in which leaves rotted by
-August. Well, it was doomed!
-
-"If you were a pimp living on women," Mark repeated, "it was no good
-making a will. You might need uncounted thousands to keep you straight.
-You were to have 'em. You were to be as debauched as you wanted, but on
-clean money. I was to see how much in all probability that would be and
-arrange the other legacies to scale. . . . Father had crowds of
-pensioners. . . ."
-
-"How much did father cut up for?" Christopher asked. Mark said:
-
-"God knows. . . . You saw we proved the estate at a million and a
-quarter as far as ascertained. But it might be twice that. Or five
-times! . . . With steel prices what they have been for the last three
-years it's impossible to say what the Middlesbrough district property
-won't produce. . . . The death duties even can't catch it up. And there
-are all the ways of getting round _them_."
-
-Christopher inspected his brother with curiosity. This
-brown-complexioned fellow with bulging eyes, shabby on the whole,
-tightly buttoned into a rather old pepper-and-salt suit, with a badly
-rolled umbrella, old race-glasses and his bowler hat the only neat thing
-about him, was, indeed, a prince. With a rigid outline! All real princes
-must look like that. He said:
-
-"Well! You won't be a penny the poorer by me."
-
-Mark was beginning to believe this. He said:
-
-"You won't forgive father?"
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"I won't forgive father for not making a will. I won't forgive him for
-calling in Ruggles. I saw him and you in the writing-room the night
-before he died. He never spoke to me. He could have. It was clumsy
-stupidity. That's unforgiveable."
-
-"The fellow shot himself," Mark said. "You usually forgive a fellow who
-shoots himself."
-
-"I don't," Christopher said. "Besides he's probably in heaven and don't
-need my forgiveness. Ten to one he's in heaven. He was a good man."
-
-"One of the best," Mark said. "It was I that called in Ruggles though."
-
-"I don't forgive you either," Christopher said.
-
-"But you _must_," Mark said--and it was a tremendous concession to
-sentimentality--"take enough to make you comfortable."
-
-"By God!" Christopher exclaimed. "I loathe your whole beastly buttered
-toast, mutton-chopped, carpet-slippered, rum-negused comfort as much as
-I loathe your beastly Riviera-palaced, chauffeured, hydraulic-lifted,
-hot-house aired beastliness of fornication. . . ." He was carried away,
-as he seldom let himself be, by the idea of his amours with Valentine
-Wannop which should take place on the empty boards of a cottage, without
-draperies, fat meats, gummy aphrodisiacs. . . . "You won't," he
-repeated, "be a penny the poorer by me."
-
-Mark said:
-
-"Well, you needn't get shirty about it. If you won't you won't. We'd
-better move on. You've only just time. We'll say that settles it. . . .
-Are you, or aren't you, overdrawn at your bank? I'll make that up,
-whatever you damn well do to stop it."
-
-"I'm not overdrawn," Christopher said. "I'm over thirty pounds in
-credit, and I've an immense overdraft guaranteed by Sylvia. It was a
-mistake of the bank's."
-
-Mark hesitated for a moment. It was to him almost unbelievable that a
-bank could make a mistake. One of the great banks. The props of England.
-
-They were walking down towards the embankment. With his precious
-umbrella Mark aimed a violent blow at the railings above the tennis
-lawns, where whitish figures, bedrabbled by the dim atmosphere, moved
-like marionettes practising crucifixions.
-
-"By God!" he said, "this is the last of England. . . . There's only my
-department where they never make mistakes. I tell you, if there were any
-mistakes made there there would be some backs broken!" He added: "But
-don't you think that I'm going to give up comfort, I'm not. My Charlotte
-makes better buttered toast than they can at the club. And she's got a
-tap of French rum that's saved my life over and over again after a
-beastly wet day's racing. And she does it all on the five hundred I give
-her and keeps herself clean and tidy on top of it. Nothing like a
-Frenchwoman for managing. . . . By God, I'd marry the doxy if she wasn't
-a Papist. It would please her and it wouldn't hurt me. But I couldn't
-stomach marrying a Papist. They're not to be trusted."
-
-"You'll have to stomach a Papist coming into Groby," Christopher said.
-"My son's to be brought up as a Papist."
-
-Mark stopped and dug his umbrella into the ground.
-
-"Eh, but that's a bitter one," he said. "Whatever made ye do that? . . .
-I suppose the mother made you do it. She tricked you into it before you
-married her." He added: "I'd not like to sleep with that wife of yours.
-She's too athletic. It'd be like sleeping with a bundle of faggots. I
-suppose though you're a pair of turtle doves. . . . Eh, but I'd not have
-thought ye would have been so weak."
-
-"I only decided this morning," Christopher said, "when my cheque was
-returned from the bank. You won't have read Spelden on Sacrilege, about
-Groby."
-
-"I can't say I have," Mark answered.
-
-"It's no good trying to explain that side of it then," Christopher said,
-"there isn't time. But you're wrong in thinking Sylvia made it a
-condition of our marriage. Nothing would have made me consent then. It
-has made her a happy woman that I have. The poor thing thought our house
-was under a curse for want of a Papist heir."
-
-"What made ye consent now?" Mark asked.
-
-"I've told you," Christopher said, "it was getting my cheque returned to
-the club; that on the top of the rest of it. A fellow who can't do
-better than that had better let the mother bring up the child. . . .
-Besides, it won't hurt a Papist boy to have a father with dishonoured
-cheques as much as it would a Protestant. They're not quite English."
-
-"That's true too," Mark said.
-
-He stood still by the railings of the public garden near the Temple
-station.
-
-"Then," he said, "if I'd let the lawyers write and tell you the
-guarantee for your overdraft from the estate was stopped as they wanted
-to, the boy wouldn't be a Papist? You wouldn't have overdrawn."
-
-"I didn't overdraw," Christopher said. "But if you had warned me I
-should have made enquiries at the bank and the mistake wouldn't have
-occurred. Why didn't you?"
-
-"I meant to," Mark said. "I meant to do it myself. But I hate writing
-letters. I put it off. I didn't much like having dealings with the
-fellow I thought you were. I suppose that's another thing you won't
-forgive me for?"
-
-"No. I shan't forgive you for not writing to me," Christopher said. "You
-ought to write business letters."
-
-"I hate writing 'em," Mark said. Christopher was moving on. "There's one
-thing more," Mark said. "I suppose the boy is your son?"
-
-"Yes, he's my son," Christopher said.
-
-"Then that's all," Mark said. "I suppose if you're killed you won't mind
-my keeping an eye on the youngster?"
-
-"I'll be glad," Christopher said.
-
-They strolled along the Embankment side by side, walking rather slowly,
-their backs erected and their shoulders squared because of their
-satisfaction of walking together, desiring to lengthen the walk by going
-slow. Once or twice they stopped to look at the dirty silver of the
-river, for both liked grim effects of landscape. They felt very strong,
-as if they owned the land!
-
-Once Mark chuckled and said:
-
-"It's too damn funny. To think of our both being . . . what is it? . . .
-monogamists? Well, it's a good thing to stick to one woman . . . you
-can't say it isn't. It saves trouble. And you know where you are."
-
-Under the lugubrious arch that leads into the War Office quadrangle
-Christopher halted.
-
-"No. I'm coming in," Mark said. "I want to speak to Hogarth. I haven't
-spoken to Hogarth for some time. About the transport waggon parks in
-Regent's Park. I manage all those beastly things and a lot more."
-
-"They say you do it damn well," Christopher said. "They say you're
-indispensable." He was aware that his; brother desired to stay with him
-as long as possible. He desired it himself.
-
-"I damn well am!" Mark said. He added: "I suppose you couldn't do that
-sort of job in France? Look after transport and horses."
-
-"I could," Christopher said, "but I suppose I shall go back to liaison
-work."
-
-"I don't think you will," Mark said. "I could put in a word for you with
-the transport people."
-
-"I wish you would," Christopher said. "I'm not fit to go back into the
-front line. Besides I'm no beastly hero! And I'm a rotten infantry
-officer. No Tietjens was ever a soldier worth talking of."
-
-They turned the corner of the arch. Like something fitting in, exact and
-expected, Valentine Wannop stood looking at the lists of casualties that
-hung beneath a cheaply green-stained deal shelter against the wall, a
-tribute at once to the weaker art movements of the day and the desire to
-save the ratepayers' money.
-
-With the same air of finding Christopher Tietjens fit in exactly to an
-expected landscape she turned on him. Her face was blue-white and
-distorted. She ran upon him and exclaimed:
-
-"Look at this horror! And you in that foul uniform can support it!"
-
-The sheets of paper beneath the green roof were laterally striped with
-little serrated lines: each line meant the death of a man, for the day.
-
-Tietjens had fallen a step back off the curb of the pavement that ran
-round the quadrangle. He said:
-
-"I support it because I have to. Just as you decry it because you have
-to. They're two different patterns that we see." He added: "This is my
-brother Mark."
-
-She turned her head stiffly upon Mark: her face was perfectly waxen. It
-was as if the head of a shopkeeper's lay-figure had been turned. She
-said to Mark:
-
-"I didn't know Mr. Tietjens had a brother. Or hardly. I've never heard
-him speak of you."
-
-Mark grinned feebly, exhibiting to the lady the brilliant lining of his
-hat.
-
-"I don't suppose anyone has ever heard me speak of _him_," he said, "but
-he's my brother all right!"
-
-She stepped on to the asphalte carriage-way and caught between her
-fingers and thumb a fold of Christopher's khaki sleeve.
-
-"I must speak to you," she said; "I'm going then."
-
-She drew Christopher into the centre of the enclosed, hard and
-ungracious space, holding him still by the stuff of his tunic. She
-pushed him round until he was facing her. She swallowed hard, it was as
-if the motion of her throat took an immense time. Christopher looked
-round the skyline of the buildings of sordid and besmirched stone. He
-had often wondered what would happen if an air-bomb of some size dropped
-into the mean, grey stoniness of that cold heart of an embattled world.
-
-The girl was devouring his face with her eyes: to see him flinch. Her
-voice was hard between her little teeth. She said:
-
-"Were you the father of the child Ethel was going to have? Your wife
-says you were."
-
-Christopher considered the dimensions of the quadrangle. He said
-vaguely:
-
-"Ethel? Who's she?" In pursuance of the habits of the painter-poet Mr.
-and Mrs. Macmaster called each other always "Guggums!" Christopher had
-in all probability never heard Mrs. Duchemin's Christian names since his
-disaster had swept all names out of his head.
-
-He came to the conclusion that the quadrangle was not a space
-sufficiently confined to afford much bursting resistance to a bomb.
-
-The girl said:
-
-"Edith Ethel Duchemin! Mrs. Macmaster that is!" She was obviously
-waiting intensely. Christopher said with vagueness:
-
-"No! Certainly not! . . . What was said?"
-
-Mark Tietjens was leaning forward over the kerb in front of the
-green-stained shelter, like a child over a brookside. He was obviously
-waiting, quite patient, swinging his umbrella by the hook. He appeared
-to have no other means of self-expression. The girl was saying that when
-she had rung up Christopher that morning a voice had said, without any
-preparation at all: the girl repeated, without any preparation at all:
-
-"You'd better keep off the grass if you're the Wannop girl. Mrs.
-Duchemin is my husband's mistress already. You keep off!"
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"She said that, did she?" He was wondering how Mark kept his balance,
-really. The girl said nothing more. She was waiting. With an insistence
-that seemed to draw him: a sort of sucking in of his personality. It was
-unbearable. He made his last effort of that afternoon.
-
-He said:
-
-"Damn it all. How could you ask such a tomfool question? _You_! I took
-you to be an intelligent person. The only intelligent person I know.
-Don't you _know_ me?"
-
-She made an effort to retain her stiffening.
-
-"Isn't Mrs. Tietjens a truthful person?" she asked. "I thought she
-looked truthful when I saw her at Vincent and Ethel's."
-
-He said:
-
-"What she says she believes. But she only believes what she wants to,
-for the moment. If you call that truthful, she's truthful. I've nothing
-against her." He said to himself: "I'm not going to appeal to her by
-damning my wife."
-
-She seemed to go all of a piece, as the hard outline goes suddenly out
-of a piece of lump sugar upon which you drop water.
-
-"Oh," she said, "it _isn't_ true. I _knew_ it wasn't true." She began to
-cry.
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"Come along. I've been answering tomfool questions all day. I've got
-another tomfool to see here, then I'm through."
-
-She said:
-
-"I can't come with you, crying like this."
-
-He answered:
-
-"Oh, yes you can. This is the place where women cry." He added: "Besides
-there's Mark. He's a comforting ass."
-
-He delivered her over to Mark.
-
-"Here, look after Miss Wannop," he said. "You want to talk to her
-anyhow, don't you?" and he hurried ahead of them like a fussy shopwalker
-into the lugubrious hall. He felt that, if he didn't come soon to an
-unemotional ass in red, green, blue or pink tabs, who would have
-fishlike eyes and would ask the sort of questions that fishes ask in
-tanks, he, too, must break down and cry. With relief! However, that was
-a place where men cried, too!
-
-He got through at once by sheer weight of personality, down miles of
-corridors, into the presence of a quite intelligent, thin, dark person
-with scarlet tabs. That meant a superior staff affair: not dustbins.
-
-The dark man said to him at once:
-
-"Look here! What's the matter with the Command Depôts? You've been
-lecturing a lot of them. In economy. What are all these damn mutinies
-about? Is it the rotten old colonels in command?"
-
-Tietjens said amiably:
-
-"Look here! I'm not a beastly spy, you know? I've had hospitality from
-the rotten old colonels."
-
-The dark man said:
-
-"I daresay you have. But that's what you were sent round for. General
-Campion said you were the brainiest chap in his command. He's gone out
-now, worse luck. . . . What's the matter with the Command Depôts? Is it
-the men? Or is it the officers? You needn't mention names."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"Kind of Campion. It isn't the officers and it isn't the men. It's the
-foul system. You get men who think they've deserved well of their
-country--and they damn well have!--and you crop their heads. . . ."
-
-"That's the M.O.s." the dark man said. "They don't want lice."
-
-"If they prefer mutinies . . ." Tietjens said. "A man wants to walk with
-his girl and have a properly oiled quiff. They don't like being regarded
-as convicts. That's how they are regarded."
-
-The dark man said:
-
-"All right. Go on. Why don't you sit down?"
-
-"I'm a little in a hurry," Tietjens said. "I'm going out to-morrow and
-I've got a brother and people waiting below."
-
-The dark man said:
-
-"Oh, I'm sorry. . . . But damn. You're the sort of man we want at home.
-Do you want to go? We can, no doubt, get you stopped if you don't."
-
-Tietjens hesitated for a moment.
-
-"Yes!" he said eventually. "Yes, I want to go."
-
-For the moment he had felt temptation to stay. But it came into his
-discouraged mind that Mark had said that Sylvia was in love with him. It
-had been underneath his thoughts all the while: it had struck him at the
-time like a kick from the hind leg of a mule in his subliminal
-consciousness. It was the impossible complication. It might not be true;
-but, whether or no, the best thing for him was to go and get wiped out
-as soon as possible. He meant, nevertheless, fiercely, to have his night
-with the girl who was crying downstairs. . . .
-
-He heard in his ear, perfectly distinctly, the lines:
-
-
-"_The voice that never yet . . .
-Made answer to my word_ . . ."
-
-
-He said to himself:
-
-"That was what Sylvia wanted! I've got that much!" The dark man had said
-something. Tietjens repeated:
-
-"I'd take it very unkindly if you stopped my going . . . I want to go."
-
-The dark man said:
-
-"Some do. Some do not. I'll make a note of your name in case you come
-back . . . You won't mind going on with your cinder-sifting, if you do?
-. . . Get on with your story as quick as you can. And get what fun you
-can before you go. They say it's rotten out there. Damn awful! There's a
-hell of a strafe on. That's why they want all you."
-
-For a moment Tietjens saw the grey dawn at rail-head with the distant
-sound of a ceaselessly boiling pot, from miles away! The army feeling
-re-descended upon him. He began to talk about Command Depôts, at great
-length and with enthusiasm. He snorted with rage at the way men were
-treated in these gloomy places. With ingenious stupidity!
-
-Every now and then the dark man interrupted him with:
-
-"Don't forget that a Command Depôt is a place where sick and wounded go
-to get made fit. We've got to get 'em back as soon as we can."
-
-"And do you?" Tietjens would ask.
-
-"No, we don't," the other would answer. "That's what this enquiry is
-about."
-
-"You've got," Tietjens would continue, "on the north side of a beastly
-clay hill nine miles from Southampton three thousand men from the
-Highlands, North Wales, Cumberland. . . . God knows where, as long as
-it's three hundred miles from home to make them rather mad with
-nostalgia. . . . You allow 'em out for an hour a day during the pub's
-closing time: you shave their heads to prevent 'em appealing to local
-young women who don't exist, and you don't let 'em carry the
-swagger-canes! God knows why! To prevent their poking their eyes out, if
-they fall down, I suppose. Nine miles from anywhere, with chalk down
-roads to walk on and not a bush for shelter or shade . . . And, damn it,
-if you get two men, chums, from the Seaforths or the Argylls you don't
-let them sleep in the same hut, but shove 'em in with a lot of fat Buffs
-or Welshmen, who stink of leeks and can't speak English. . . ."
-
-"That's the infernal medicals' orders to stop 'em talking all night."
-
-"To make 'em conspire all night not to turn-out for parade," Tietjens
-said. "And there's a beastly mutiny begun. . . . And, damn it, they're
-fine men. They're first-class fellows. Why don't you--as this is a
-Christian land--let 'em go home to convalesce with their girls and pubs
-and friends and a little bit of swank, for heroes? Why in God's name
-don't you? Isn't there suffering enough?"
-
-"I wish you wouldn't say 'you,'" the dark man said. "It isn't me. The
-only A.C.I. I've drafted was to give every Command Depôt a cinema and a
-theatre. But the beastly medicals got it stopped . . . for fear
-of infection. And, of course, the parsons and Nonconformist
-magistrates . . ."
-
-"Well, you'll have to change it all," Tietjens said, "or you'll just
-have to say: thank God we've got a navy. You won't have an army. The
-other day three fellows--Warwicks--asked me at question time, after a
-lecture, why they were shut up there in Wiltshire whilst Belgian
-refugees were getting bastards on their wives in Birmingham. And when I
-asked how many men made that complaint over fifty stood up. All from
-Birmingham. . . ."
-
-The dark man said:
-
-"I'll make a note of that. . . . Go on."
-
-Tietjens went on; for as long as he stayed there he felt himself a man,
-doing work that befitted a man, with the bitter contempt for fools that
-a man should have and express. It was a letting up: a real last leave.
-
-
-
-
-IV
-
-
-Mark Tietjens, his umbrella swinging sheepishly, his bowler hat pushed
-firmly down on to his ears to give him a sense of stability, walked
-beside the weeping girl in the quadrangle.
-
-"I say," he said, "don't give it to old Christopher too beastly hard
-about his militarist opinions. . . . Remember, he's going out to-morrow
-and he's one of the best."
-
-She looked at him quickly, tears remaining upon her cheeks, and then
-away.
-
-"One of the best," Mark said. "A fellow who never told a lie or did a
-dishonourable thing in his life. Let him down easy, there's a good girl.
-You ought to, you know."
-
-The girl, her face turned away, said:
-
-"I'd lay down my life for him!"
-
-Mark said:
-
-"I know you would. I know a good woman when I see one. And think! He
-probably considers that he _is_ . . . offering his life, you know, for
-you. And me, too, of course! . . . It's a different way of looking at
-things." He gripped her awkwardly but irresistibly by the upper arm. It
-was very thin under her blue cloth coat. He said to himself:
-
-"By Jove! Christopher likes them skinny. It's the athletic sort that
-attracts him. This girl is as clean run as . . ." He couldn't think of
-anything as clean run as Miss Wannop, but he felt a warm satisfaction at
-having achieved an intimacy with her and his brother. He said:
-
-"You aren't going away? Not without a kinder word to him. You think! He
-might be killed. . . . Besides. Probably he's never killed a German. He
-was a liaison officer. Since then he's been in charge of a dump where
-they sift army dustbins. To see how they can give the men less to eat.
-That means that the civilians get more. You don't object to his giving
-civilians more meat? . . . It isn't even helping to kill Germans. . . ."
-
-He felt her arm press his hand against her warm side.
-
-"What's he going to do now?" she asked. Her voice wavered.
-
-"That's what I'm here about," Mark said. "I'm going in to see old
-Hogarth. You don't know Hogarth? Old General Hogarth? I think I can get
-him to give Christopher a job with the transport. A safe job. Safeish!
-No beastly glory business about it. No killing beastly Germans
-either. . . . I beg your pardon, if you like Germans."
-
-She drew her arm from his hand in order to look him in the face.
-
-"Oh!" she said, "_you_ don't want him to have any beastly military
-glory!" The colour came back into her face: she looked at him open eyed.
-
-He said:
-
-"No! Why the devil should he?" He said to himself: "She's got enormous
-eyes: a good neck: good shoulders: good breasts: clean hips: small
-hands. She isn't knock-kneed: neat ankles. She stands well on her feet.
-Feet not too large! Five foot four, say! A real good filly!" He went on
-aloud: "Why in the world should he want to be a beastly soldier? He's
-the heir to Groby. That ought to be enough for one man."
-
-Having stood still sufficiently long for what she knew to be his
-critical inspection, she put her hand in turn, precipitately, under his
-arm and moved him towards the entrance steps.
-
-"Let's be quick then," she said. "Let's get him into your transport at
-once. Before he goes to-morrow. Then we'll know he's safe."
-
-He was puzzled by her dress. It was very business-like, dark blue and
-very short. A white blouse with a black silk, man's tie. A wideawake,
-with, on the front of the band, a cipher.
-
-"You're in uniform yourself," he said. "Does your conscience let you do
-war work?"
-
-She said:
-
-"No. We're hard up. I'm taking the gym classes in a great big school to
-turn an honest penny. . . . _Do_ be quick!"
-
-Her pressure on his elbow flattered him. He resisted it a little,
-hanging back, to make her more insistent. He liked being pleaded with by
-a pretty woman: Christopher's girl at that.
-
-He said:
-
-"Oh, it's not a matter of minutes. They keep 'em weeks at the base
-before they send 'em up. . . . We'll fix him up all right, I've no
-doubt. We'll wait in the hall till he comes down."
-
-He told the benevolent commissionaire, one of two in a pulpit in the
-crowded grim hall, that he was going up to see General Hogarth in a
-minute or two. But not to send a bell-boy. He might be some time yet.
-
-He sat himself beside Miss Wannop, clumsily on a wooden bench, humanity
-serging over their toes as if they had been on a beach. She moved a
-little to make room for him and that, too, made him feel good. He said:
-
-"You said just now: 'we' are hard up. Does 'we' mean you and
-Christopher?"
-
-She said:
-
-"I and Mr. Tietjens. Oh, no! I and mother! The paper she used to write
-for stopped. When your father died, I believe. He found money for it, I
-think. And mother isn't suited to free-lancing. She's worked too hard in
-her life."
-
-He looked at her, his round eyes protruding.
-
-"I don't know what that is, free-lancing," he said. "But you've got to
-be comfortable. How much do you and your mother need to keep you
-comfortable? And put in a bit more so that Christopher could have a
-mutton-chop now and then!"
-
-She hadn't really been listening. He said with some insistence: "Look
-here! I'm here on business. Not like an elderly admirer forcing himself
-on you. Though, by God, I do admire you too. . . . But my father wanted
-your mother to be comfortable. . . ."
-
-Her face, turned to him, became rigid.
-
-"You don't mean . . ." she began. He said:
-
-"You won't get it any quicker by interrupting. I have to tell my stories
-in my own way. My father wanted your mother to be comfortable. He said
-so that she could write books, not papers. I don't know what the
-difference is: that's what he said. He wants you to be comfortable too.
-. . . You've not got any encumbrances? Not . . . oh, say a business: a
-hat shop that doesn't pay? Some girls have. . . ."
-
-She said: "No. I just teach . . . oh, _do_ be quick. . . ."
-
-For the first time in his life he dislocated the course of his thoughts
-to satisfy a longing in some one else.
-
-"You may take it to go on with," he said, "as if my father had left your
-mother a nice little plum." He cast about to find his scattered
-thoughts.
-
-"He has! He _has_! After all!" the girl said. "Oh, thank God!"
-
-"There'll be a bit for you, if you like," Mark said, "or perhaps
-Christopher won't let you. He's ratty with me. And something for your
-brother to buy a doctor's business with." He asked: "You haven't
-fainted, have you?" She said:
-
-"No. I don't faint. I cry."
-
-"That'll be all right," he answered. He went on: "That's your side of
-it. Now for mine. I want Christopher to have a place where he'll be sure
-of a mutton-chop and an arm-chair by the fire. And someone to be good
-for him. _You're_ good for him. I can see that. I know women!"
-
-The girl was crying, softly and continuously. It was the first moment of
-the lifting of strain that she had known since the day before the
-Germans crossed the Belgian frontier, near a place called Gemmenich.
-
-It had begun with the return of Mrs. Duchemin from Scotland. She had
-sent at once for Miss Wannop to the rectory, late at night. By the light
-of candles in tall silver stocks, against oak panelling she had seemed
-like a mad block of marble, with staring, dark eyes and mad hair. She
-had exclaimed in a voice as hard as a machine's:
-
-"How do you get rid of a baby? You've been a servant. You ought to
-know!"
-
-That had been the great shock, the turning-point, of Valentine Wannop's
-life. Her last years before that had been of great tranquillity, tinged
-of course with melancholy because she loved Christopher Tietjens. But
-she had early learned to do without, and the world as she saw it was a
-place of renunciations, of high endeavour and sacrifice. Tietjens had to
-be a man who came to see her mother and talked wonderfully. She had been
-happy when he had been in the house--she in the housemaid's pantry,
-getting the tea-things. She had, besides, been very hard worked for her
-mother; the weather had been, on the whole, good, the corner of the
-country in which they lived had continued to seem fresh and agreeable.
-She had had excellent health, got an occasional ride on the _qui-tamer_
-with which Tietjens had replaced Joel's rig; and her brother had done
-admirably at Eton, taking such a number of exhibitions and things that,
-once at Magdalen, he had been nearly off his mother's hands. An
-admirable, gay boy, not unlikely to run for, as well as being a credit
-to, his university, if he didn't get sent down for his political
-extravagances. He was a Communist!
-
-And at the rectory there had been the Duchemins, or rather Mrs. Duchemin
-and, during most week-ends, Macmaster somewhere about.
-
-The passion of Macmaster for Edith Ethel and of Edith Ethel for
-Macmaster had seemed to her one of the beautiful things of life. They
-seemed to swim in a sea of renunciations, of beautiful quotations, and
-of steadfast waiting. Macmaster did not interest her personally much,
-but she took him on trust because of Edith Ethel's romantic passion and
-because he was Christopher Tietjens' friend. She had never heard him say
-anything original; when he used quotations they would be apt rather than
-striking. But she took it for granted that he was the right man--much as
-you take it for granted that the engine of an express train in which you
-are is reliable. The right people have chosen it for you. . . .
-
-With Mrs. Duchemin, mad before her, she had the first intimation that
-her idolised friend, in whom she had believed as she had believed in the
-firmness of the great, sunny earth, had been the mistress of her
-lover--almost since the first day she had seen him. . . . And that Mrs.
-Duchemin had, stored somewhere, a character of an extreme harshness and
-great vulgarity of language. She raged up and down in the candlelight,
-before the dark oak panelling, screaming coarse phrases of the deepest
-hatred for her lover. Didn't the oaf know his business better than
-to . . .? The dirty little Port of Leith fish-handler. . . .
-
-What, then, were tall candles in silver sticks for? And polished
-panelling in galleries?
-
-Valentine Wannop couldn't have been a little ash-cat in worn cotton
-dresses, sleeping under the stairs, in an Ealing household with a
-drunken cook, an invalid mistress and three over-fed men, without
-acquiring a considerable knowledge of the sexual necessities and
-excesses of humanity. But, as all the poorer helots of great cities
-hearten their lives by dreaming of material beauties, elegance, and
-suave wealth, she had always considered that, far from the world of
-Ealing and its county councillors who over-ate and neighed like
-stallions, there were bright colonies of beings, chaste, beautiful in
-thought, altruist and circumspect.
-
-And, till that moment, she had imagined herself on the skirts of such a
-colony. She presupposed a society of beautiful intellects centring in
-London round her friends. Ealing she just put out of her mind. She
-considered: she had, indeed once heard Tietjens say that humanity was
-made up of exact and constructive intellects on the one hand and on the
-other of stuff to fill graveyards. . . . Now, what had become of the
-exact and constructive intellects?
-
-Worst of all, what became of her beautiful inclination towards Tietjens,
-for she couldn't regard it as anything more? Couldn't her heart sing any
-more whilst she was in the housemaid's pantry and he in her mother's
-study? And what became, still more, of what she knew to be Tietjens'
-beautiful inclination towards her? She asked herself the eternal
-question--and she knew it to be the eternal question--whether no man and
-woman can ever leave it at the beautiful inclination. And, looking at
-Mrs. Duchemin, rushing backwards and forwards in the light of candles,
-blue-white of face and her hair flying, Valentine Wannop said: "No! no!
-The tiger lying in the reeds will always raise its head!" But tiger . . .
-it was more like a peacock. . . .
-
-Tietjens, raising his head from the other side of the tea-table and
-looking at her with his long, meditative glance from beside her mother:
-ought he then, instead of blue and protruding, to have eyes divided
-longitudinally in the blacks of them--that should divide, closing or
-dilating, on a yellow ground, with green glowings of furtive light?
-
-She was aware that Edith Ethel had done her an irreparable wrong, for
-you cannot suffer a great sexual shock and ever be the same. Or not for
-years. Nevertheless she stayed with Mrs. Duchemin until far into the
-small hours, when that lady fell, a mere parcel of bones in a peacock
-blue wrapper, into a deep chair and refused to move or speak; nor did
-she afterwards slacken in her faithful waiting on her friend. . . .
-
-On the next day came the war. That was a nightmare of pure suffering,
-with never a let-up, day or night. It began on the morning of the fourth
-with the arrival of her brother from some sort of Oxford Communist
-Summer School on the Broads. He was wearing a German corps student's cap
-and was very drunk. He had been seeing German friends off from Harwich.
-It was the first time she had ever seen a drunken man, so that was a
-good present to her.
-
-Next day, and sober, he was almost worse. A handsome, dark boy like his
-father, he had his mother's hooked nose and was always a little
-imbalanced: not mad, but always over-violent in any views he happened
-for the moment to hold. At the Summer School he had been under very
-vitriolic teachers of all sorts of notions. That hadn't hitherto
-mattered. Her mother had written for a Tory paper: her brother, when he
-had been at home, had edited some sort of Oxford organ of disruption.
-But her mother had only chuckled.
-
-The war changed that. Both seemed to be filled with a desire for blood
-and to torture: neither paid the least attention to the other. It was as
-if--so for the rest of those years the remembrance of that time lived
-with her--in one corner of the room her mother, ageing, and on her
-knees, from which she only with difficulty rose, shouted hoarse prayers
-to God, to let her, with her own hands, strangle, torture, and flay off
-all his skin, a being called the Kaiser, and as if, in the other corner
-of the room, her brother, erect, dark, scowling and vitriolic, one hand
-clenched above his head, called down the curse of heaven on the British
-soldier, so that in thousands, he might die in agony, the blood spouting
-from his scalded lungs. It appeared that the Communist leader whom
-Edward Wannop affected had had ill-success in his attempts to cause
-disaffection among some units or other of the British army, and had
-failed rather gallingly, being laughed at or ignored rather than being
-ducked in a horse-pond, shot or otherwise martyrised. That made it
-obvious that the British man in the ranks was responsible for the war.
-If those ignoble hirelings had refused to fight all the other embattled
-and terrorised millions would have thrown down their arms!
-
-Across that dreadful phantasmagoria went the figure of Tietjens. He was
-in doubt. She heard him several times voice his doubts to her mother,
-who grew every day more vacant. One day Mrs. Wannop had said:
-
-"What does your wife think about it?"
-
-Tietjens had answered:
-
-"Oh, Mrs. Tietjens is a pro-German. . . . Or no, that isn't exact! She
-has German prisoner-friends and looks after them. But she spends nearly
-all her time in retreat in a convent reading novels of before the war.
-She can't bear the thought of physical suffering. I can't blame her."
-
-Mrs. Wannop was no longer listening: her daughter was.
-
-For Valentine Wannop the war had turned Tietjens into far more of a man
-and far less of an inclination--the war and Mrs. Duchemin between them.
-He had seemed to grow less infallible. A man with doubts is more of a
-man, with eyes, hands, the need for food and for buttons to be sewn on.
-She had actually tightened up a loose glove button for him.
-
-One Friday afternoon at Macmaster's she had had a long talk with him:
-the first she had had since the drive and the accident.
-
-Ever since Macmaster had instituted his Friday afternoons--and that had
-been some time before the war--Valentine Wannop had accompanied Mrs.
-Duchemin to town by the morning train and back at night to the rectory.
-Valentine poured out the tea, Mrs. Duchemin drifting about the large
-book-lined room amongst the geniuses and superior journalists.
-
-On this occasion--a November day of very chilly, wet--there had been
-next to nobody present, the preceding Friday having been unusually full.
-Macmaster and Mrs. Duchemin had taken a Mr. Spong, an architect, into
-the dining-room to inspect an unusually fine set of Piranesi's _Views of
-Rome_ that Tietjens had picked up somewhere and had given to Macmaster.
-A Mr. Jegg and a Mrs. Haviland were sitting close together in the far
-window-seat. They were talking in low tones. From time to time Mr. Jegg
-used the word "inhibition." Tietjens rose from the fire-seat on which he
-had been sitting and came to her. He ordered her to bring her cup of tea
-over by the fire and talk to him. She obeyed. They sat side by side on
-the leather fire-seat that stood on polished brass rails, the fire
-warming their backs. He said:
-
-"Well, Miss Wannop. What have you been doing?" and they drifted into
-talking of the war. You couldn't not. She was astonished not to find him
-so loathsome as she had expected, for, just at that time, with the facts
-that were always being driven into her mind by the pacifist friends of
-her brother and with continual brooding over the morals of Mrs.
-Duchemin, she had an automatic feeling that all manly men were
-lust-filled devils, desiring nothing better than to stride over
-battlefields, stabbing the wounded with long daggers in frenzies of
-sadism. She knew that this view of Tietjens was wrong, but she cherished
-it.
-
-She found him--as subconsciously she knew he was--astonishingly mild.
-She had too often watched him whilst he listened to her mother's tirades
-against the Kaiser, not to know that. He did not raise his voice, he
-showed no emotion. He said at last:
-
-"You and I are like two people . . ." He paused and began again more
-quickly: "Do you know these soap advertisement signs that read
-differently from several angles? As you come up to them you read
-'Monkey's Soap'; if you look back when you've passed it's 'Needs no
-Rinsing.' . . . You and I are standing at different angles and though we
-both look at the same thing we read different messages. Perhaps if we
-stood side by side we should see yet a third. . . . But I hope we
-respect each other. We're both honest. I, at least, tremendously respect
-you and I hope you respect me."
-
-She kept silent. Behind their backs the fire rustled. Mr. Jegg, across
-the room, said: "The failure to co-ordinate . . ." and then dropped his
-voice.
-
-Tietjens looked at her attentively.
-
-"You don't respect me?" he asked. She kept obstinately silent.
-
-"I'd have liked you to have said it," he repeated.
-
-"Oh," she cried out, "how can I respect you when there is all this
-suffering? So much pain! Such torture . . . I can't sleep . . . Never . . .
-I haven't slept a whole night since . . . Think of the immense
-spaces, stretching out under the night . . . I believe pain and fear
-must be worse at night. . . ." She knew she was crying out like that
-because her dread had come true. When he had said: "I'd have liked you
-to have said it," using the past, he had said his valedictory. Her man,
-too, was going.
-
-And she knew too: she had always known under her mind and now she
-confessed it: her agony had been, half of it, because one day he would
-say farewell to her: like that, with the inflexion of a verb. As, just
-occasionally, using the word "we"--and perhaps without intention--he had
-let her know that he loved her.
-
-Mr. Jegg drifted across from the window: Mrs. Haviland was already at
-the door.
-
-"We'll leave you to have your war talk out," Mr. Jegg said. He added:
-"For myself, I believe it's one's sole duty to preserve the beauty of
-things that's preservable. I can't help saying that."
-
-She was alone with Tietjens and the quiet day. She said to herself:
-
-"Now he must take me in his arms. He must. He _must_!" The deepest of
-her instincts came to the surface, from beneath layers of thought hardly
-known to her. She could feel his arms round her: she had in her nostrils
-the peculiar scent of his hair--like the scent of the skin of an apple,
-but very faint. "You must! You _must_!" she said to herself. There came
-back to her overpoweringly the memory of their drive together and the
-moment, the overwhelming moment, when, climbing out of the white fog
-into the blinding air, she had felt the impulse of his whole body
-towards her and the impulse of her whole body towards him. A sudden
-lapse: like the momentary dream when you fall. . . . She saw the white
-disk of the sun over the silver mist and behind them was the long, warm
-night. . . .
-
-Tietjens sat, huddled rather together, dejectedly, the firelight playing
-on the silver places of his hair. It had grown nearly dark outside: they
-had a sense of the large room that, almost week by week, had grown, for
-its gleams of gilding and hand-polished dark woods, more like the great
-dining-room at the Duchemins. He got down from the fire-seat with a
-weary movement, as if the fire-seat had been very high. He said, with a
-little bitterness, but as if with more fatigue:
-
-"Well, I've got the business of telling Macmaster that I'm leaving the
-office. That, too, won't be an agreeable affair! Not that what poor
-Vinnie thinks matters." He added: "It's queer, dear . . ." In the tumult
-of her emotions she was almost certain that he had said "dear." . . .
-"Not three hours ago my wife used to me almost the exact words you have
-just used. Almost the exact words. She talked of her inability to sleep
-at night for thinking of immense spaces full of pain that was worse at
-night. . . . And she, too, said that she could not respect me. . . ."
-
-She sprang up.
-
-"Oh," she said, "she didn't mean it. _I_ didn't mean it. Almost every
-man who is a man must do as you are doing. But don't you see it's a
-desperate attempt to get you to stay: an attempt on moral lines? How can
-we leave any stone unturned that could keep us from losing our men?" She
-added, and it was another stone that she didn't leave unturned:
-"Besides, how can you reconcile it with your sense of duty, even from
-your point of view? You're more useful--you know you're more useful to
-your country here than . . ."
-
-He stood over her, stooping a little, somehow suggesting great
-gentleness and concern.
-
-"I can't reconcile it with my conscience," he said. "In this affair
-there is nothing that any man can reconcile with his conscience. I don't
-mean that we oughtn't to be in this affair and on the side we're on. We
-ought. But I'll put to you things I have put to no other soul."
-
-The simplicity of his revelation seemed to her to put to shame any of
-the glibnesses she had heard. It appeared to her as if a child were
-speaking. He described the disillusionment it had cost him personally as
-soon as this country had come into the war. He even described the sunlit
-heather landscape of the north, where naïvely he had made his tranquil
-resolution to join the French Foreign Legion as a common soldier and his
-conviction that that would give him, as he called it, clean bones again.
-
-That, he said, had been straightforward. Now there was nothing
-straightforward: for him or for any man. One could have fought with a
-clean heart for a civilisation: if you like for the eighteenth century
-against the twentieth, since that was what fighting for France against
-the enemy countries meant. But our coming in had changed the aspect at
-once. It was one part of the twentieth century using the eighteenth as a
-catspaw to bash the other half of the twentieth. It was true there was
-nothing else for it. And as long as we did it in a decent spirit it was
-just bearable. One could keep at one's job--which was faking statistics
-against the other fellow--until you were sick and tired of faking and
-your brain reeled. And then some!
-
-It was probably impolitic to fake--to overstate!--a case against enemy
-nations. The chickens would come home to roost in one way or another,
-probably. Perhaps they wouldn't. That was a matter for one's superiors.
-Obviously! And the first gang had been simple, honest fellows. Stupid,
-but relatively disinterested. But now! . . . What was one to do? . . .
-He went on, almost mumbling. . . .
-
-She had suddenly a clear view of him as a man extraordinarily
-clear-sighted in the affairs of others, in great affairs, but in his own
-so simple as to be almost a baby. And gentle! And extraordinarily
-unselfish. He didn't betray one thought of self-interest . . . not one!
-
-He was saying:
-
-"But now! . . . with this crowd of boodlers! . . . Supposing one's asked
-to manipulate the figures of millions of pairs of boots in order to
-force someone else to send some miserable general and his troops to,
-say, Salonika--when they and you and common-sense and everyone and
-everything else, know it's disastrous? . . . And from that to monkeying
-with our own forces. . . . Starving particular units for political . . ."
-He was talking to himself, not to her. And indeed he said:
-
-"I can't, you see, talk really before you. For all I know your
-sympathies, perhaps your activities, are with the enemy nations."
-
-She said passionately:
-
-"They're not! They're not! How dare you say such a thing?"
-
-He answered:
-
-"It doesn't matter . . . No! I'm sure you're not . . . But, anyhow,
-these things are official. One can't, if one's scrupulous, even talk
-about them . . . And then . . . You see it means such infinite deaths of
-men, such an infinite prolongation . . . all this interference for
-side-ends! . . . I seem to see these fellows with clouds of blood over
-their heads. . . . And then . . . I'm to carry out their orders because
-they're my superiors. . . . But helping them means unnumbered
-deaths. . . ."
-
-He looked at her with a faint, almost humorous smile:
-
-"You see!" he said, "we're perhaps not so very far apart! You mustn't
-think you're the only one that sees all the deaths and all the
-sufferings. All, you see: I, too, am a conscientious objector. My
-conscience won't let me continue any longer with these fellows. . . ."
-
-She said:
-
-"But isn't there any other . . ."
-
-He interrupted:
-
-"No! There's no other course. One is either a body or a brain in these
-affairs. I suppose I'm more brain than body. I suppose so. Perhaps I'm
-not. But my conscience won't let me use my brain in this service. So
-I've a great, hulking body! I'll admit I'm probably not much good. But
-I've nothing to live for: what I stand for isn't any more in this world
-What I want, as you know, I can't have. So . . ."
-
-She exclaimed bitterly:
-
-"Oh, say it! Say it! Say that your large hulking body will stop two
-bullets in front of two small anæmic fellows. . . . And how can you say
-you'll have nothing to live for? You'll come back. You'll do your good
-work again. You know you did good work . . ."
-
-He said:
-
-"Yes! I believe I did. I used to despise it, but I've come to believe I
-did. . . . But no! They'll never let me back. They've got me out, with
-all sorts of bad marks against me. They'll pursue me, systematically. . . .
-You see in such a world as this, an idealist--or perhaps it's only
-a sentimentalist--must be stoned to death. He makes the others so
-uncomfortable. He haunts them at their golf. . . . No; they'll get me,
-one way or the other. And some fellow--Macmaster here--will do my jobs.
-He won't do them so well, but he'll do them more dishonestly. Or no. I
-oughtn't to say dishonestly. He'll do them with enthusiasm and
-righteousness. He'll fulfil the order of his superiors with an immense
-docility and unction. He'll fake figures against our allies with the
-black enthusiasm of a Calvin and, when _that_ war comes, he'll do the
-requisite faking with the righteous wrath of Jehovah smiting the priests
-of Baal. And he'll be right. It's all we're fitted for. We ought never
-to have come into this war. We ought to have snaffled other peoples'
-colonies as the price of neutrality. . . ."
-
-"Oh!" Valentine Wannop said, "how can you so hate your country?"
-
-He said with great earnestness:
-
-"Don't say it! Don't believe it! Don't even for a moment think it! I
-love every inch of its fields and every plant in the hedgerows: comfrey,
-mullein, paigles, long red purples, that liberal shepherds give a
-grosser name . . . and all the rest of the rubbish--you remember the
-field between the Duchemins and your mother's--and we have always been
-boodlers and robbers and reivers and pirates and cattle thieves, and so
-we've built up the great tradition that we love. . . . But, for the
-moment, it's painful. Our present crowd is not more corrupt than
-Walpole's. But one's too near them. One sees of Walpole that he
-consolidated the nation by building up the National Debt: one doesn't
-see his methods. . . . My son, or his son, will only see the glory of
-the boodle we make out of this show. Or rather out of the next. He won't
-know about the methods. They'll teach him at school that across the
-counties went the sound of bugles that his father knew. . . . Though
-that was another discreditable affair. . . ."
-
-"But you!" Valentine Wannop exclaimed. "_You_! what will _you_ do! After
-the war!"
-
-"I!" he said rather bewilderedly. "I! . . . Oh, I shall go into the old
-furniture business. I've been offered a job. . . ."
-
-She didn't believe he was serious. He hadn't, she knew, ever thought
-about his future. But suddenly she had a vision of his white head and
-pale face in the back glooms of a shop full of dusty things. He would
-come out, get heavily on to a dusty bicycle and ride off to a cottage
-sale. She cried out:
-
-"Why don't you do it at once? Why don't you take the job at once?" for
-in the back of the dark shop he would at least be safe.
-
-He said:
-
-"Oh, no! Not at this time! Besides the old furniture trade's probably
-not itself for the minute. . . ." He was obviously thinking of something
-else.
-
-"I've probably been a low cad," he said, "wringing your heart with my
-doubts. But I wanted to see where our similarities come in. We've always
-been--or we've seemed always to me--so alike in our thoughts. I daresay
-I wanted you to respect me. . . ."
-
-"Oh, I respect you! I respect you!" she said. "You're as innocent as a
-child."
-
-He went on:
-
-"And I wanted to get some thinking done. It hasn't been often of late
-that one has had a quiet room and a fire and . . . you! To think in
-front of. You _do_ make one collect one's thoughts. I've been very
-muddled till to-day . . . till five minutes ago! Do you remember our
-drive? You analysed my character. I'd never have let another soul. . .
-But you see . . . Don't you see?"
-
-She said:
-
-"No! What am I to see? I remember . . ."
-
-He said:
-
-"That I'm certainly not an English country gentleman now; picking up the
-gossip of the horse markets and saying: let the country go to hell, for
-me!"
-
-She said:
-
-"Did I say that? . . . Yes, I said that!"
-
-The deep waves of emotion came over her: she trembled. She stretched out
-her arms. . . . She thought she stretched out her arms. He was hardly
-visible in the firelight. But she could see nothing: she was blind for
-tears. She could hardly be stretching out her arms, for she had both
-hands to her handkerchief on her eyes. He said something: it was no word
-of love or she would have held it; it began with: "Well, I must be . . ."
-He was silent for a long time: she imagined herself to feel great
-waves coming from him to her. But he wasn't in the room. . . .
-
-The rest, till that moment at the War Office, had been pure agony, and
-unrelenting. Her mother's paper cut down her money; no orders for
-serials came in: her mother, obviously, was failing. The eternal
-diatribes of her brother were like lashes upon her skin. He seemed to be
-praying Tietjens to death. Of Tietjens she saw and heard nothing. At the
-Macmasters she heard, once, that he had just gone out. It added to her
-desire to scream when she saw a newspaper. Poverty invaded them. The
-police raided the house in search of her brother and his friends. Then
-her brother went to prison: somewhere in the Midlands. The friendliness
-of their former neighbours turned to surly suspicion. They could get no
-milk. Food became almost unprocurable without going to long distances.
-For three days Mrs. Wannop was clean out of her mind. Then she grew
-better and began to write a new book. It promised to be rather good. But
-there was no publisher. Edward came out of prison, full of good-humour
-and boisterousness. They seemed to have had a great deal to drink in
-prison. But, hearing that his mother had gone mad over that disgrace,
-after a terrible scene with Valentine, in which he accused her of being
-the mistress of Tietjens and therefore militarist, he consented to let
-his mother use her influence--of which she had still some--to get him
-appointed as an A.B. on a mine-sweeper. Great winds became an agony to
-Valentine Wannop in addition to the unbearable sounds of firing that
-came continuously over the sea. Her mother grew much better: she took
-pride in having a son in a service. She was then the more able to
-appreciate the fact that her paper stopped payment altogether. A small
-mob on the fifth of November burned Mrs. Wannop in effigy in front of
-their cottage and broke their lower windows. Mrs. Wannop ran out and in
-the illumination of the fire knocked down two farm labourer
-hobbledehoys. It was terrible to see Mrs. Wannop's grey hair in the
-firelight. After that the butcher refused them meat altogether, ration
-card or no ration card. It was imperative that they should move to
-London.
-
-The marsh horizon became obscured with giant stilts: the air above it
-filled with aeroplanes: the roads covered with military cars. There was
-then no getting away from the sounds of the war.
-
-Just as they had decided to move Tietjens came back. It was for a moment
-heaven to have him in this country. But when, a month later, Valentine
-Wannop saw him for a minute, he seemed very heavy, aged and dull. It was
-then almost as bad as before, for it seemed to Valentine as if he hardly
-had his reason.
-
-On hearing that Tietjens was to be quartered--or, at any rate,
-occupied--in the neighbourhood of Ealing, Mrs. Wannop at once took a
-small house in Bedford Park, whilst, to make ends meet--for her mother
-made terribly little--Valentine Wannop took a post as athletic mistress
-in a great school in a not very near suburb. Thus, though Tietjens came
-in for a cup of tea almost every afternoon with Mrs. Wannop in the
-dilapidated little suburban house, Valentine Wannop hardly ever saw him.
-The only free afternoon she had was the Friday, and on that day she
-still regularly chaperoned Mrs. Duchemin: meeting her at Charing Cross
-towards noon and taking her back to the same station in time to catch
-the last train to Rye. On Saturdays and Sundays she was occupied all day
-in typing her mother's manuscript.
-
-Of Tietjens, then, she saw almost nothing. She knew that his poor mind
-was empty of facts and of names; but her mother said he was a great help
-to her. Once provided with facts his mind worked out sound Tory
-conclusions--or quite startling and attractive theories--with extreme
-rapidity. This Mrs. Wannop found of the greatest use to her
-whenever--though it wasn't now very often--she had an article to write
-for an excitable newspaper. She still, however, contributed to her
-failing organ of opinion, though it paid her nothing. . . .
-
-Mrs. Duchemin, then, Valentine Wannop still chaperoned, though there was
-no bond any more between them. Valentine knew, for instance, perfectly
-well that Mrs. Duchemin, after she had been seen off by train from
-Charing Cross, got out at Clapham Junction, took a taxicab back to
-Gray's Inn after dark and spent the night with Macmaster, and Mrs.
-Duchemin knew quite well that Valentine knew. It was a sort of parade of
-circumspection and rightness, and they kept it up even after, at a
-sinister registry office, the wedding had taken place, Valentine being
-the one witness and an obscure-looking substitute for the usual pew
-opener another. There seemed to be, by then, no very obvious reason why
-Valentine should support Mrs. Macmaster any more on these rather dreary
-occasions, but Mrs. Macmaster said she might just as well, until they
-saw fit to make the marriage public. There were, Mrs. Macmaster said,
-censorious tongues, and even if these were confuted afterwards it is
-difficult, if not impossible, to outrun scandal. Besides, Mrs. Macmaster
-was of opinion that the Macmaster afternoons with these geniuses must be
-a liberal education for Valentine. But, as Valentine sat most of the
-time at the tea-table near the door, it was the backs and side faces of
-the distinguished rather than their intellects with which she was most
-acquainted. Occasionally, however, Mrs. Duchemin would show Valentine,
-as an enormous privilege, one of the letters to herself from men of
-genius: usually North British, written, as a rule, from the Continent or
-more distant and peaceful climates, for most of them believed it their
-duty in these hideous times to keep alive in the world the only
-glimmering spark of beauty. Couched in terms so eulogistic as to
-resemble those used in passionate love-letters by men more profane,
-these epistles recounted, or consulted Mrs. Duchemin as to, their love
-affairs with foreign princesses, the progress of their ailments or the
-progresses of their souls towards those higher regions of morality in
-which floated their so beautiful-souled correspondent.
-
-The letters entertained Valentine and, indeed, she was entertained by
-that whole mirage. It was only the Macmaster's treatment of her mother
-that finally decided Valentine that this friendship had died; for the
-friendships of women are very tenacious things, surviving astonishing
-disillusionments, and Valentine Wannop was a woman of more than usual
-loyalty. Indeed, if she couldn't respect Mrs. Duchemin on the old
-grounds, she could very really respect her for her tenacity of purpose,
-her determination to advance Macmaster and for the sort of ruthlessness
-that she put into these pursuits.
-
-Valentine's affection had, indeed, survived even Edith Ethel's continued
-denigrations of Tietjens--for Edith Ethel regarded Tietjens as a clog
-round her husband's neck, if only because he was a very unpopular man,
-grown personally rather unpresentable and always extremely rude to the
-geniuses on Fridays. Edith Ethel, however, never made these complaints
-that grew more and more frequent as more and more the distinguished
-flocked to the Fridays, before Macmaster. And they ceased very suddenly
-and in a way that struck Valentine as odd.
-
-Mrs. Duchemin's grievance against Tietjens was that, Macmaster being a
-weak man, Tietjens had acted as his banker until, what with interest and
-the rest of it, Macmaster owed Tietjens a great sum: several thousand
-pounds. And there had been no real reason: Macmaster had spent most of
-the money either on costly furnishings for his rooms or on his costly
-journeys to Rye. On the one hand Mrs. Duchemin could have found
-Macmaster all the bric-a-brac he could possibly have wanted from amongst
-the things at the rectory, where no one would have missed them and, on
-the other, she, Mrs. Duchemin, would have paid all Macmaster's
-travelling expenses. She had had unlimited money from her husband, who
-never asked for accounts. But, whilst Tietjens still had influence with
-Macmaster, he had used it uncompromisingly against this course, giving
-him the delusion--it enraged Mrs. Duchemin to think!--that it would have
-been dishonourable. So that Macmaster had continued to draw upon him.
-
-And, most enraging of all, at a period when she had had a power of
-attorney over all Mr. Duchemin's fortune and could, perfectly easily,
-have sold out something that no one would have missed for the couple of
-thousand or so that Macmaster owed, Tietjens had very forcibly refused
-to allow Macmaster to agree to anything of the sort. He had again put
-into Macmaster's weak head that it would be dishonourable. But Mrs.
-Duchemin--and she closed her lips determinedly after she had said
-it--knew perfectly well Tietjens' motive. So long as Macmaster owed him
-money he imagined that they couldn't close their doors upon him. And
-their establishment was beginning to be a place where you meet people of
-great influence who might well get for a person as lazy as Tietjens a
-sinecure that would suit him. Tietjens, in fact, knew which side his
-bread was buttered.
-
-For what, Mrs. Duchemin asked, could there have been dishonourable about
-the arrangement she had proposed? Practically the whole of Mr.
-Duchemin's money was to come to her: he was by then insane; it was
-therefore, morally, her own. But immediately after that, Mr. Duchemin
-having been certified, the estate had fallen into the hands of the
-Lunacy Commissioners and there had been no further hope of taking the
-capital. Now, her husband being dead, it was in the hands of trustees,
-Mr. Duchemin having left the whole of his property to Magdalen College
-and merely the income to his widow. The income was very large; but
-where, with their expenses, with the death duties and taxation, which
-were by then merciless, was Mrs. Duchemin to find the money? She was to
-be allowed, under her husband's will, enough capital to buy a pleasant
-little place in Surrey, with rather a nice lot of land--enough to let
-Macmaster know some of the leisures of a country gentleman's lot. They
-were going in for shorthorns, and there was enough land to give them a
-small golf-course and, in the autumn, a little--oh, mostly
-rough!--shooting for Macmaster to bring his friends down to. It would
-just run to that. Oh, no ostentation. Merely a nice little place. As an
-amusing detail the villagers there already called Macmaster "squire" and
-the women curtsied to him. But Valentine Wannop would understand that,
-with all these expenses, they couldn't find the money to pay off
-Tietjens. Besides, Mrs. Macmaster said she wasn't going to pay off
-Tietjens. He had had his chance once: now he could go without, for her.
-Macmaster would have to pay it himself and he would never be able to,
-his contribution to their housekeeping being what it was. And there were
-going to be complications. Macmaster wondered about their little place
-in Surrey, saying that he would consult Tietjens about this and that
-alteration. But over the doorsill of that place the foot of Tietjens was
-never going to go! Never! It would mean a good deal of unpleasantness;
-or rather it would mean one sharp: "C-r-r-unch!" And then: Napoo finny!
-Mrs. Duchemin sometimes, and with great effect, condescended to use one
-of the more picturesque phrases of the day.
-
-To all these diatribes Valentine Wannop answered hardly anything. It was
-no particular concern of her's; even if, for a moment, she felt
-proprietarily towards Christopher as she did now and then, she felt no
-particular desire that his intimacy with the Macmasters should be
-prolonged, because she knew he could have no particular desire for its
-prolongation. She imagined him turning them down with an unspoken and
-good-humoured gibe. And, indeed, she agreed on the whole with Edith
-Ethel. It _was_ demoralising for a weak little man like Vincent to have
-a friend with an ever-open purse beside him. Tietjens ought not to have
-been princely: it was a defect, a quality that she did not personally
-admire in him. As to whether it would or wouldn't have been
-dishonourable for Mrs. Duchemin to take her husband's money and give it
-to Macmaster, she kept an open mind. To all intents and purposes the
-money _was_ Mrs. Duchemin's, and if Mrs. Duchemin had then paid
-Christopher off it would have been sensible. She could see that later it
-had become very inconvenient. There were, however, male standards to be
-considered, and Macmaster, at least, passed for a man. Tietjens, who was
-wise enough in the affairs of others, had, in that, probably been wise;
-for there might have been great disagreeablenesses with trustees and
-heirs-at-law had Mrs. Duchemin's subtraction of a couple of thousand
-pounds from the Duchemin estate afterwards come to light. The Wannops
-had never been large property owners as a family, but Valentine had
-heard enough of collateral wranglings over small family dishonesties to
-know how very disagreeable these could be.
-
-So she had made little or no comment; sometimes she had even faintly
-agreed as to the demoralisation of Macmaster and that had sufficed. For
-Mrs. Duchemin had been certain of her rightness and cared nothing at all
-for the opinion of Valentine Wannop, or else took it for granted.
-
-And when Tietjens had been gone to France for a little time Mrs.
-Duchemin seemed to forget the matter, contenting herself with saying
-that he might very likely not come back. He was the sort of clumsy man
-who generally got killed. In that case, since no I.O.U.s or paper had
-passed, Mrs. Tietjens would have no claim. So that would be all right.
-
-But two days after the return of Christopher--and that was how Valentine
-knew he had come back!--Mrs. Duchemin with a lowering brow exclaimed:
-
-"That oaf, Tietjens, is in England, perfectly safe and sound. And now
-the whole miserable business of Vincent's indebtedness . . . Oh!"
-
-She had stopped so suddenly and so markedly that even the stoppage of
-Valentine's own heart couldn't conceal the oddness from her. Indeed it
-was as if there were an interval before she completely realised what the
-news was and as if, during that interval, she said to herself:
-
-"It's very queer. It's exactly as if Edith Ethel has stopped abusing him
-on my account . . . As if she _knew_!" But how could Edith Ethel know
-that she loved the man who had returned? It was impossible! She hardly
-knew herself. Then the great wave of relief rolled over her: he was in
-England. One day she would see him, there: in the great room. For these
-colloquies with Edith Ethel always took place in the great room where
-she had last seen Tietjens. It looked suddenly beautiful and she was
-resigned to sitting there, waiting for the distinguished.
-
-It was indeed a beautiful room: it had become so during the years. It
-was long and high--matching the Tietjens'. A great cut-glass chandelier
-from the rectory hung dimly coruscating in the centre, reflected and
-re-reflected in convex gilt mirrors, topped by eagles. A great number of
-books had gone to make place on the white panelled walls for the
-mirrors, and for the fair orange and brown pictures by Turner, also from
-the rectory. From the rectory had come the immense scarlet and lapis
-lazuli carpet, the great brass fire-basket and appendages, the great
-curtains that, in the three long windows, on their peacock blue Chinese
-silk showed parti-coloured cranes ascending in long flights--and all the
-polished Chippendale arm-chairs. Amongst all these, gracious, trailing,
-stopping with a tender gesture to rearrange very slightly the crimson
-roses in the famous silver bowls, still in dark blue silks, with an
-amber necklace and her elaborate black hair, waved exactly like that of
-Julia Domna of the Musée Lapidaire at Arles, moved Mrs. Macmaster--also
-from the rectory. Macmaster had achieved his desire: even to the
-shortbread cakes and the peculiarly scented tea that came every Friday
-morning from Princes Street. And, if Mrs. Macmaster hadn't the pawky,
-relishing humour of the great Scots ladies of past days, she had in
-exchange her deep aspect of comprehension and tenderness. An
-astonishingly beautiful and impressive woman: dark hair; dark, straight
-eyebrows; a straight nose; dark blue eyes in the shadows of her hair and
-bowed, pomegranate lips in a chin curved like the bow of a Greek
-boat. . . .
-
-The etiquette of the place on Fridays was regulated as if by a royal
-protocol. The most distinguished and, if possible, titled person was led
-to a great walnut-wood fluted chair that stood askew by the fireplace,
-its back and seat of blue velvet, heaven knows how old. Over him would
-hover Mrs. Duchemin: or, if he were _very_ distinguished, both Mr. and
-Mrs. Macmaster. The not so distinguished were led up by turns to be
-presented to the celebrity and would then arrange themselves in a
-half-circle in the beautiful arm-chairs; the less distinguished still,
-in outer groups in chairs that had no arms: the almost undistinguished
-stood, also in groups or languished, awestruck on the scarlet leather
-window seats. When all were there Macmaster would establish himself on
-the incredibly unique hearthrug and would address wise sayings to the
-celebrity; occasionally, however, saying a kind thing to the youngest
-man present--to give him a chance of distinguishing himself. Macmaster's
-hair, at that date, was still black, but not quite so stiff or so well
-brushed; his beard had in it greyish streaks and his teeth, not being
-quite so white, looked less strong. He wore also a single eyeglass, the
-retaining of which in his right eye gave him a slightly agonised
-expression. It gave him, however, the privilege of putting his face very
-close to the face of anyone upon whom he wished to make a deep
-impression. He had lately become much interested in the drama, so that
-there were usually several large--and, of course, very reputable and
-serious actresses in the room. On rare occasions Mrs. Duchemin would say
-across the room in her deep voice:
-
-"Valentine, a cup of tea for his highness," or "Sir Thomas," as the case
-might be, and when Valentine had threaded her way through the chairs
-with a cup of tea Mrs. Duchemin, with a kind, aloof smile, would say:
-"Your highness, this is my little brown bird." But as a rule Valentine
-sat alone at the tea-table, the guests fetching from her what they
-wanted.
-
-Tietjens came to the Fridays twice during the five months of his stay at
-Ealing. On each occasion he accompanied Mrs. Wannop.
-
-In earlier days--during the earliest Fridays--Mrs. Wannop, if she ever
-came, had always been installed, with her flowing black, in the throne
-and, like an enlarged Queen Victoria, had sat there whilst suppliants
-were led up to this great writer. But now: on the first occasion Mrs.
-Wannop got a chair without arms in the outer ring, whilst a general
-officer commanding lately in chief somewhere in the East, whose military
-success had not been considerable, but whose despatches were considered
-very literary, occupied, rather blazingly, the throne. But Mrs. Wannop
-had chatted very contentedly all the afternoon with Tietjens, and it had
-been comforting to Valentine to see Tietjens' large, uncouth, but quite
-collected figure, and to observe the affection that these two had for
-each other.
-
-But, on the second occasion, the throne was occupied by a very young
-woman who talked a great deal and with great assurance. Valentine didn't
-know who she was. Mrs. Wannop, very gay and distracted, stood nearly the
-whole afternoon by a window. And even at that, Valentine was contented,
-quite a number of young men crowding round the old lady and leaving the
-younger one's circle rather bare.
-
-There came in a very tall, clean run and beautiful, fair woman,
-dressed in nothing in particular. She stood with extreme--with
-noticeable--unconcern near the doorway. She let her eyes rest on
-Valentine, but looked away before Valentine could speak. She must have
-had an enormous quantity of fair tawny hair, for it was coiled in a
-great surface over her ears. She had in her hand several visiting cards
-which she looked at with a puzzled expression and then laid on a card
-table. She was no one who had ever been there before.
-
-Edith Ethel--it was for the second time!--had just broken up the ring
-that surrounded Mrs. Wannop, bearing the young men tributary to the
-young women in the walnut chair and leaving Tietjens and the older woman
-high and dry in a window: thus Tietjens saw the stranger, and there was
-no doubt left in Valentine's mind. He came, diagonally, right down the
-room to his wife and marched her straight up to Edith Ethel. His face
-was perfectly without expression.
-
-Macmaster, perched on the centre of the hearthrug, had an emotion that
-was extraordinarily comic to witness, but that Valentine was quite
-unable to analyse. He jumped two paces forward to meet Mrs. Tietjens,
-held out a little hand, half withdrew it, retreated half a step. The
-eyeglass fell from his perturbed eye: this gave him actually an
-expression less perturbed, but, in revenge, the hairs on the back of his
-scalp grew suddenly untidy. Sylvia, wavering along beside her husband,
-held out her long arm and careless hand. Macmaster winced almost at the
-contact, as if his fingers had been pinched in a vice. Sylvia wavered
-desultorily towards Edith Ethel, who was suddenly small, insignificant
-and relatively coarse. As for the young woman celebrity in the
-arm-chair, she appeared to be about the size of a white rabbit.
-
-A complete silence had fallen on the room. Every woman in it was
-counting the pleats of Sylvia's skirt and the amount of material in it.
-Valentine Wannop knew that because she was doing it herself. If one had
-that amount of material and that number of pleats one's skirt might hang
-like that. . . . For it was extraordinary: it fitted close round the
-hips, and gave an effect of length and swing--yet it did not descend as
-low as the ankles. It was, no doubt, the amount of material that did
-that, like the Highlander's kilt that takes twelve yards to make. And
-from the silence Valentine could tell that every woman and most of the
-men--if they didn't know that this was Mrs. Christopher Tietjens--knew
-that this was a personage of _Illustrated Weekly_, as who should say of
-county family, rank. Little Mrs. Swan, lately married, actually got up,
-crossed the room and sat down beside her bridegroom. It was a movement
-with which Valentine could sympathise.
-
-And Sylvia, having just faintly greeted Mrs. Duchemin, and completely
-ignored the celebrity in the arm-chair--in spite of the fact that Mrs.
-Duchemin had tried half-heartedly to effect an introduction--stood
-still, looking round her. She gave the effect of a lady in a
-nurseryman's hot-house considering what flower should interest her,
-collectedly ignoring the nurserymen who bowed round her. She had just
-dropped her eyelashes, twice, in recognition of two staff officers with
-a good deal of scarlet streak about them who were tentatively rising
-from their chairs. The staff officers who came to the Macmasters were
-not of the first vintages; still they had the labels and passed as such.
-
-Valentine was by that time beside her mother, who had been standing all
-alone between two windows. She had dispossessed, in hot indignation, a
-stout musical critic of his chair and had sat her mother in it. And,
-just as Mrs. Duchemin's deep voice sounded, yet a little waveringly:
-
-"Valentine . . . a cup of tea for . . ." Valentine was carrying a cup of
-tea to her mother.
-
-Her indignation had conquered her despairing jealousy, if you could call
-it jealousy. For what was the good of living or loving when Tietjens had
-beside him, for ever, the radiant, kind and gracious perfection. On the
-other hand, of her two deep passions, the second was for her mother.
-
-Rightly or wrongly, Valentine regarded Mrs. Wannop as a great, an august
-figure: a great brain, a high and generous intelligence. She had
-written, at least, one great book, and if the rest of her time had been
-frittered away in the desperate struggle to live that had taken both
-their lives, that could not detract from that one achievement that
-should last and for ever take her mother's name down time. That this
-greatness should not weigh with the Macmasters had hitherto neither
-astonished nor irritated Valentine. The Macmasters had their game to
-play and, for the matter of that, they had their predilections. Their
-game kept them amongst the officially influential, the semi-official and
-the officially accredited. They moved with such C.B.s, knights,
-presidents, and the rest as dabbled in writing or the arts: they went
-upwards with such reviewers, art critics, musical writers and
-archæologists as had posts in, if possible, first-class public offices
-or permanent positions on the more august periodicals. If an imaginative
-author seemed assured of position and lasting popularity Macmaster would
-send out feelers towards him, would make himself humbly useful, and
-sooner or later either Mrs. Duchemin would be carrying on with him one
-of her high-souled correspondences--or she wouldn't.
-
-Mrs. Wannop they had formerly accepted as permanent leader writer and
-chief critic of a great organ, but the great organ having dwindled and
-now disappeared the Macmasters no longer wanted her at their parties.
-That was the game--and Valentine accepted it. But that it should have
-been done with such insolence, so obviously meant to be noted--for in
-twice breaking up Mrs. Wannop's little circle Mrs. Duchemin had not even
-once so much as said: "How d'ye do?" to the elder lady!--that was almost
-more than Valentine could, for the moment, bear, and she would have
-taken her mother away at once and would never have re-entered the house,
-but for the compensations.
-
-Her mother had lately written and even found a publisher for a book--and
-the book had showed no signs of failing powers. On the contrary, having
-been perforce stopped off the perpetual journalism that had dissipated
-her energies, Mrs. Wannop had turned out something that Valentine knew
-was sound, sane and well done. Abstractions caused by failing attention
-to the outside world are not necessarily in a writer signs of failing,
-as a writer. It may mean merely that she is giving so much thought to
-her work that her other contacts suffer. If that is the case her work
-will gain. That this might be the case with her mother was Valentine's
-great and secret hope. Her mother was barely sixty: many great works
-have been written by writers aged between sixty and seventy. . . .
-
-And the crowding of youngish men round the old lady had given Valentine
-a little confirmation of that hope. The book naturally, in the maelstrom
-flux and reflux of the time, had attracted little attention, and poor
-Mrs. Wannop had not succeeded in extracting a penny for it from her
-adamantine publisher: she hadn't, indeed, made a penny for several
-months, and they existed almost at starvation point in their little den
-of a villa--on Valentine's earnings as athletic teacher. . . . But that
-little bit of attention in that semi-public place had seemed, at least,
-as a confirmation to Valentine: there probably was something sound, sane
-and well done in her mother's work. That was almost all she asked of
-life.
-
-And, indeed, whilst she stood by her mother's chair, thinking with a
-little bitter pathos that if Edith Ethel had left the three or four
-young men to her mother the three or four might have done her poor
-mother a little good, with innocent puffs and the like--and heaven knew
-they needed that little good badly enough!--a very thin and untidy young
-man _did_ drift back to Mrs. Wannop and asked, precisely, if he might
-make a note or two for publication as to what Mrs. Wannop was doing.
-"Her book," he said, "had attracted so much attention. They hadn't known
-that they had still writers among them. . . ."
-
-A singular, triangular drive had begun through the chairs from the
-fireplace. That was how it had seemed to Valentine! Mrs. Tietjens had
-looked at them, had asked Christopher a question and, immediately, as if
-she were coming through waist-high surf, had borne down Macmaster and
-Mrs. Duchemin, flanking her obsequiously, setting aside chairs and their
-occupants, Tietjens and the two, rather bashfully following staff
-officers, broadening out the wedge.
-
-Sylvia, her long arm held out from a yard or so away, was giving her
-hand to Valentine's mother. With her clear, high, unembarrassed voice
-she exclaimed, also from a yard or so away, so as to be heard by every
-one in the room:
-
-"You're Mrs. Wannop. The great writer! I'm Christopher Tietjens' wife."
-
-The old lady, with her dim eyes, looked up at the younger woman towering
-above her.
-
-"You're Christopher's wife!" she said. "I must kiss you for all the
-kindness he has shown me."
-
-Valentine felt her eyes filling with tears. She saw her mother stand up,
-place both her hands on the other woman's shoulders. She heard her
-mother say:
-
-"You're a most beautiful creature. I'm sure you're good!"
-
-Sylvia stood, smiling faintly, bending a little to accept the embrace.
-Behind the Macmasters, Tietjens and the staff officers, a little crowd
-of goggle eyes had ranged itself.
-
-Valentine was crying. She slipped back behind the tea-urns, though she
-could hardly feel the way. Beautiful! The most beautiful woman she had
-ever seen! And good! Kind! You could see it in the lovely way she had
-given her cheek to that poor old woman's lips. . . . And to live all
-day, for ever, beside him . . . she, Valentine, ought to be ready to lay
-down her life for Sylvia Tietjens. . . .
-
-The voice of Tietjens said, just above her head:
-
-"Your mother seems to be having a regular triumph," and, with his
-good-natured cynicism, he added, "it seems to have upset some
-apple-carts!" They were confronted with the spectacle of Macmaster
-conducting the young celebrity from her deserted arm-chair across the
-room to be lost in the horseshoe of crowd that surrounded Mrs. Wannop.
-
-Valentine said:
-
-"You're quite gay to-day. Your voice is different. I suppose you're
-better?" She did not look at him. His voice came:
-
-"Yes! I'm relatively gay!" It went on: "I thought you might like to
-know. A little of my mathematical brain seems to have come to life
-again. I've worked out two or three silly problems. . . ."
-
-She said:
-
-"Mrs. Tietjens will be pleased."
-
-"Oh!" the answer came. "Mathematics don't interest her any more than
-cock-fighting." With immense swiftness, between word and word, Valentine
-read into that a hope! This splendid creature did not sympathise with
-her husband's activities. But he crushed it heavily by saying: "Why
-should she? She's so many occupations of her own that she's unrivalled
-at!"
-
-He began to tell her, rather minutely, of a calculation he had made only
-that day at lunch. He had gone into the Department of Statistics and had
-had rather a row with Lord Ingleby of Lincoln. A pretty title the fellow
-had taken! They had wanted him to ask to be seconded to his old
-department for a certain job. But he had said he'd be damned if he
-would. He detested and despised the work they were doing.
-
-Valentine, for the first time in her life, hardly listened to what he
-said. Did the fact that Sylvia Tietjens had so many occupations of her
-own mean that Tietjens found her unsympathetic? Of their relationships
-she knew nothing. Sylvia had been so much of a mystery as hardly to
-exist as a problem hitherto. Macmaster, Valentine knew, hated her. She
-knew that through Mrs. Duchemin; she had heard it ages ago, but she
-didn't know why. Sylvia had never come to the Macmaster afternoons; but
-that was natural. Macmaster passed for a bachelor, and it was excusable
-for a young woman of the highest fashion not to come to bachelor teas of
-literary and artistic people. On the other hand, Macmaster dined at the
-Tietjens quite often enough to make it public that he was a friend of
-that family. Sylvia, too, had never come down to see Mrs. Wannop. But
-then it would, in the old days, have been a long way to come for a lady
-of fashion with no especial literary interests. And no one, in mercy,
-could have been expected to call on poor them in their dog kennel in an
-outer suburb. They had had to sell almost all their pretty things.
-
-Tietjens was saying that after his tempestuous interview with Lord
-Ingleby of Lincoln--she wished he would not be so rude to powerful
-people!--he had dropped in on Macmaster in his private room, and finding
-him puzzled over a lot of figures had, in the merest spirit of bravado,
-taken Macmaster and his papers out to lunch. And, he said, chancing to
-look, without any hope at all, at the figures, he had suddenly worked
-out an ingenious mystification. It had just come!
-
-His voice had been so gay and triumphant that she hadn't been able to
-resist looking up at him. His cheeks were fresh coloured, his hair
-shining; his blue eyes had a little of their old arrogance--and
-tenderness! Her heart seemed to sing with joy! He was, she felt, her
-man. She imagined the arms of his mind stretching out to enfold her.
-
-He went on explaining. He had rather, in his recovered self-confidence,
-gibed at Macmaster. Between themselves, wasn't it easy to do what the
-Department, under orders, wanted done? They had wanted to rub into our
-allies that their losses by devastation had been nothing to write home
-about--so as to avoid sending reinforcements to their lines! Well, if
-you took just the bricks and mortar of the devastated districts, you
-could prove that the loss in bricks, tiles, woodwork and the rest
-didn't--and the figures with a little manipulation would prove
-it!--amount to more than a normal year's dilapidations spread over the
-whole country in peace time. . . . House repairs in a normal year had
-cost several million sterling. The enemy had only destroyed just about
-so many million sterling in bricks and mortar. And what was a mere
-year's dilapidations in house property! You just neglected to do them
-and did them next year.
-
-So, if you ignored the lost harvests of three years, the lost industrial
-output of the richest industrial region of the country, the smashed
-machinery, the barked fruit trees, the three years' loss of four and a
-half-tenths of the coal output for three years--and the loss of
-life!--we could go to our allies and say:
-
-"All your yappings about losses are the merest bulls. You can perfectly
-well afford to reinforce the weak places of your own lines. We intend to
-send our new troops to the Near East, where lies our true interest!"
-And, though they might sooner or later point out the fallacy, you would
-by so much have put off the abhorrent expedient of a single command.
-
-Valentine, though it took her away from her own thoughts, couldn't help
-saying:
-
-"But weren't you arguing against your own convictions?"
-
-He said:
-
-"Yes, of course I was. In the lightness of my heart! It's always a good
-thing to formulate the other fellow's objections."
-
-She had turned half round in her chair. They were gazing into each
-other's eyes, he from above, she from below. She had no doubt of his
-love: he, she knew, could have no doubt of hers. She said:
-
-"But isn't it dangerous? To show these people how to do it?"
-
-He said:
-
-"Oh, no, no. No! You don't know what a good soul little Vinnie is. I
-don't think you've ever been quite just to Vincent Macmaster! He'd as
-soon think of picking my pocket as of picking my brains. The soul of
-honour!"
-
-Valentine had felt a queer, queer sensation. She was not sure afterwards
-whether she had felt it before she had realised that Sylvia Tietjens was
-looking at them. She stood there, very erect, a queer smile on her face.
-Valentine could not be sure whether it was kind, cruel, or merely
-distantly ironic; but she was perfectly sure it showed, whatever was
-behind it, that its wearer knew all that there was to know of her,
-Valentine's, feelings for Tietjens and for Tietjens' feelings for
-her. . . . It was like being a woman and man in adultery in Trafalgar
-Square.
-
-Behind Sylvia's back, their mouths agape, were the two staff officers.
-Their dark hairs were too untidy for them to amount to much, but, such
-as they were, they were the two most presentable males of the
-assembly--and Sylvia had snaffled them.
-
-Mrs. Tietjens said:
-
-"Oh, Christopher! I'm going on to the Basil's."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"All right. I'll pop Mrs. Wannop into the tube as soon as she's had
-enough of it, and come along and pick you up!"
-
-Sylvia had just drooped her long eyelashes, in sign of salutation, to
-Valentine Wannop, and had drifted through the door, followed by her
-rather unmilitary military escort in khaki and scarlet.
-
-From that moment Valentine Wannop never had any doubt. She knew that
-Sylvia Tietjens knew that her husband loved her, Valentine Wannop, and
-that she, Valentine Wannop, loved her husband--with a passion absolute
-and ineffable. The one thing she, Valentine, didn't know, the one
-mystery that remained impenetrable, was whether Sylvia Tietjens was good
-to her husband!
-
-A long time afterwards Edith Ethel had come to her beside the tea-cups
-and had apologised for not having known, earlier than Sylvia's
-demonstration, that Mrs. Wannop was in the room. She hoped that they
-might see Mrs. Wannop much more often. She added after a moment that she
-hoped Mrs. Wannop wouldn't, in future, find it necessary to come under
-the escort of Mr. Tietjens. They were too old friends for that, surely.
-
-Valentine said:
-
-"Look here, Ethel, if you think that you can keep friends with mother
-and turn on Mr. Tietjens after all he's done for you, you're mistaken.
-You are really. And mother's a great deal of influence. I don't want to
-see you making any mistakes: just at this juncture. It's a mistake to
-make nasty rows. And you'd make a very nasty one if you said anything
-against Mr. Tietjens to mother. She knows a great deal. Remember. She
-lived next door to the rectory for a number of years. And she's got a
-dreadfully incisive tongue. . . ."
-
-Edith Ethel coiled back on her feet as if her whole body were threaded
-by a steel spring. Her mouth opened, but she bit her lower lip and then
-wiped it with a very white handkerchief. She said:
-
-"I hate that man! I detest that man! I shudder when he comes near me."
-
-"I know you do!" Valentine Wannop answered. "But I wouldn't let other
-people know it if I were you. It doesn't do you any real credit. He's a
-good man."
-
-Edith Ethel looked at her with a long, calculating glance. Then she went
-to stand before the fireplace.
-
-That had been five--or at most six--Fridays before Valentine sat with
-Mark Tietjens in the War Office waiting hall, and, on the Friday
-immediately before that again, all the guests being gone, Edith Ethel
-had come to the tea-table and, with her velvet kindness, had placed her
-right hand on Valentine's left. Admiring the gesture with a deep
-fervour, Valentine knew that that was the end.
-
-Three days before, on the Monday, Valentine, in her school uniform, in a
-great store to which she had gone to buy athletic paraphernalia, had run
-into Mrs. Duchemin, who was buying flowers. Mrs. Duchemin had been
-horribly distressed to observe the costume. She had said:
-
-"But do you go _about_ in that? It's really dreadful." Valentine had
-answered:
-
-"Oh, yes. When I'm doing business for the school in school hours I'm
-expected to wear it. And I wear it if I'm going anywhere in a hurry
-after school hours. It saves my dresses. I haven't got too many."
-
-"But _any_ one might meet you," Edith Ethel said in a note of agony.
-"It's very inconsiderate. Don't you _think_ you've been very
-inconsiderate? You might meet any of the people who come to our
-Fridays!"
-
-"I frequently do," Valentine said. "But they don't seem to mind. Perhaps
-they think I'm a Waac officer. That would be quite respectable. . . ."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin drifted away, her arms full of flowers and real agony upon
-her face.
-
-Now, beside the tea-table she said, very softly:
-
-"My dear, we've decided not to have our usual Friday afternoon next
-week." Valentine wondered whether this was merely a lie to get rid of
-her. But Edith Ethel went on: "We've decided to have a little evening
-festivity. After a great deal of thought we've come to the conclusion
-that we ought, now, to make our union public." She paused to await
-comment, but Valentine making none she went on: "It coincides very
-happily--I can't help feeling it coincides very happily!--with another
-event. Not that we set much store by these things. . . . But it has been
-whispered to Vincent that next Friday. . . . Perhaps, my dear Valentine,
-you, too, will have heard . . ."
-
-Valentine said:
-
-"No, I haven't. I suppose he's got the O.B.E. I'm very glad."
-
-"The Sovereign," Mrs. Duchemin said, "is seeing fit to confer the honour
-of knighthood on him."
-
-"Well!" Valentine said. "He's had a quick career. I've no doubt he
-deserves it. He's worked very hard. I do sincerely congratulate you.
-It'll be a great help to you."
-
-"It's," Mrs. Duchemin said, "not for mere plodding. That's what makes it
-so gratifying. It's for a special piece of brilliance, that has marked
-him out. It's, of course, a secret. But . . ."
-
-"Oh, I know!" Valentine said. "He's worked out some calculations to
-prove that losses in the devastated districts, if you ignore machinery,
-coal output, orchard trees, harvests, industrial products and so on,
-don't amount to more than a year's household dilapidations for
-the . . ."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin said with real horror:
-
-"But how did you know? How on _earth_ did you know? . . ." She paused.
-"It's such a _dead_ secret. . . . That fellow must have told you. . . .
-But how on earth could _he_ know?"
-
-"I haven't seen Mr. Tietjens to speak to since the last time he was
-here," Valentine said. She saw, from Edith Ethel's bewilderment, the
-whole situation. The miserable Macmaster hadn't even confided to his
-wife that the practically stolen figures weren't his own. He desired to
-have a little prestige in the family circle; for once a little prestige!
-Well! Why shouldn't he have it? Tietjens, she knew, would wish him to
-have all he could get. She said therefore:
-
-"Oh, it's probably in the air. . . . It's known the Government want to
-break their claims to the higher command. And anyone who could help them
-to that would get a knighthood. . . ."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin was more calm.
-
-"It's certainly," she said, "Burke'd, as you call it, those beastly
-people." She reflected for a moment. "It's probably that," she went on.
-"It's in the air. Anything that can help to influence public opinion
-against those horrible people is to be welcomed. That's known pretty
-widely. . . . No! It could hardly be Christopher Tietjens who thought of
-it and told you. It wouldn't enter his head. He's their friend! He would
-be . . ."
-
-"He's certainly," Valentine said, "not a friend of his country's
-enemies. I'm not myself."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin exclaimed sharply, her eyes dilated.
-
-"What do you mean? What on earth do you dare to mean? I thought you were
-a pro-German!"
-
-Valentine said:
-
-"I'm not! I'm not! . . . I hate men's deaths. . . . I hate any men's
-deaths. . . . Any men . . ." She calmed herself by main force. "Mr.
-Tietjens says that the more we hinder our allies the more we drag the
-war on and the more lives are lost. . . . More lives, do you understand?
-. . ."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin assumed her most aloof, tender and high air: "My poor
-child," she said, "what possible concern can the opinions of that broken
-fellow cause anyone? You can warn him from me that he does himself no
-good by going on uttering these discredited opinions. He's a marked man.
-Finished! It's no good Guggums, my husband, trying to stand up for him."
-
-"He _does_ stand up for him?" Valentine asked. "Though I don't see why
-it's needed. Mr. Tietjens is surely able to take care of himself."
-
-"My good child," Edith Ethel said, "you may as well know the worst.
-There's not a more discredited man in London than Christopher Tietjens,
-and my husband does himself infinite harm in standing up for him. It's
-our one quarrel."
-
-She went on again:
-
-"It was all very well whilst that fellow had brains. He was said to have
-some intellect, though I could never see it. But now that, with his
-drunkenness and debaucheries, he has got himself into the state he is
-in; for there's no other way of accounting for his condition! They're
-striking him, I don't mind telling you, off the roll of his
-office. . . ."
-
-It was there that, for the first time, the thought went through
-Valentine Wannop's mind, like a mad inspiration: this woman must at one
-time have been in love with Tietjens. It was possible, men being what
-they were that she had even once been Tietjens' mistress. For it was
-impossible otherwise to account for this spite, which to Valentine
-seemed almost meaningless. She had, on the other hand, no impulse to
-defend Tietjens against accusations that could not have any possible
-grounds.
-
-Mrs. Duchemin was going on with her kind loftiness:
-
-"Of course a fellow like that--in that condition!--could not understand
-matters of high policy. It is imperative that these fellows should not
-have the higher command. It would pander to their insane spirit of
-militarism. They _must_ be hindered. I'm talking, of course, between
-ourselves, but my husband says that that is the conviction in the very
-highest circles. To let them have their way, even if it led to earlier
-success, would be to establish a precedent--so my husband
-says!--compared with which the loss of a few lives. . . ."
-
-Valentine sprang up, her face distorted.
-
-"For the sake of Christ," she cried out, "as you believe that Christ
-died for you, try to understand that millions of men's lives are at
-stake. . . ."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin smiled.
-
-"My poor child," she said, "if you moved in the higher circles you would
-look at these things with more aloofness. . . ."
-
-Valentine leant on the back of a high chair for support.
-
-"You don't move in the higher circles," she said. "For Heaven's
-sake--for your own--remember that you are a woman, not for ever and for
-always a snob. You were a good woman once. You stuck to your husband for
-quite a long time. . . ."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin, in her chair, had thrown herself back.
-
-"My good girl," she said, "have you gone mad?"
-
-Valentine said:
-
-"Yes, very nearly. I've got a brother at sea; I've had a man I loved out
-there for an infinite time. You can understand that, I suppose, even if
-you can't understand how one can go mad merely at the thoughts of
-suffering at all. . . . And I know, Edith Ethel, that you are afraid of
-my opinion of you, or you wouldn't have put up all the subterfuges and
-concealments of all these years. . . ."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin said quickly:
-
-"Oh, my good girl. . . . If you've got personal interests at stake you
-can't be expected to take abstract views of the higher matters. We had
-better change the subject."
-
-Valentine said:
-
-"Yes, do. Get on with your excuses for not asking me and mother to your
-knighthood party."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin, too, rose at that. She felt at her amber beads with long
-fingers that turned very slightly at the tips. She had behind her all
-her mirrors, the drops of her lustres, shining points of gilt and of the
-polish of dark woods. Valentine thought that she had never seen anyone
-so absolutely impersonate kindness, tenderness and dignity. She said:
-
-"My dear, I was going to suggest that it was the sort of party to which
-you might not care to come. . . . The people will be stiff and formal
-and you probably haven't got a frock."
-
-Valentine said:
-
-"Oh, I've got a frock all right. But there's a Jacob's ladder in my
-party stockings and that's the sort of ladder you can't kick down." She
-couldn't help saying that.
-
-Mrs. Duchemin stood motionless and very slowly redness mounted into her
-face. It was most curious to see against that scarlet background the
-vivid white of the eyes and the dark, straight eyebrows that nearly met.
-And, slowly again her face went perfectly white; then her dark blue eyes
-became marked. She seemed to wipe her long, white hands one in the
-other, inserting her right hand into her left and drawing it out again.
-
-"I'm sorry," she said in a dead voice. "We had hoped that, if that man
-went to France--or if other things happened--we might have continued on
-the old friendly footing. But you yourself must see that, with our
-official position, we can't be expected to connive . . ."
-
-Valentine said:
-
-"I don't understand!"
-
-"Perhaps you'd rather I didn't go on!" Mrs. Duchemin retorted. "I'd much
-rather not go on."
-
-"You'd probably better," Valentine answered.
-
-"We had meant," the elder woman said, "to have a quiet little dinner--we
-two and you, before the party--for auld lang syne. But that fellow has
-forced himself in, and you see for yourself that we can't have you as
-well."
-
-Valentine said:
-
-"I don't see why not. I always like to see Mr. Tietjens!"
-
-Mrs. Duchemin looked hard at her.
-
-"I don't see the use," she said, "of your keeping on that mask. It is
-surely bad enough that your mother should go about with that man and
-that terrible scenes like that of the other Friday should occur. Mrs.
-Tietjens was heroic; nothing less than heroic. But you have no right to
-subject us, your friends, to such ordeals."
-
-Valentine said:
-
-"You mean . . . Mrs. Christopher Tietjens . . ."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin went on:
-
-"My husband insists that I should ask you. But I will not. I simply will
-not. I invented for you the excuse of the frock. Of course we could have
-given you a frock if that man is so mean or so penniless as not to keep
-you decent. But I repeat, with our official position we cannot--we
-cannot; it would be madness!--connive at this intrigue. And all the more
-as the wife appears likely to be friendly with us. She has been once:
-she may well come again." She paused and went on solemnly: "And I warn
-you, if the split comes--as it must, for what woman could stand it!--it
-is Mrs. Tietjens we shall support. She will always find a home here."
-
-An extraordinary picture of Sylvia Tietjens standing beside Edith Ethel
-and dwarfing her as a giraffe dwarfs an emu, came into Valentine's head.
-She said:
-
-"Ethel! Have I gone mad? Or is it you? Upon my word I can't
-understand. . . ."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin exclaimed:
-
-"For God's sake hold your tongue, you shameless thing! You've had a
-child by the man, haven't you?"
-
-Valentine saw suddenly the tall silver candlesticks, the dark polished
-panels of the rectory and Edith Ethel's mad face and mad hair whirling
-before them.
-
-She said:
-
-"No! I certainly haven't. Can you get that into your head? I certainly
-haven't." She made a further effort over immense fatigue. "I assure
-you--I beg you to believe if it will give you any ease--that Mr.
-Tietjens has never addressed a word of love to me in his life. Nor have
-I to him. We have hardly talked to each other in all the time we have
-known each other."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin said in a harsh voice:
-
-"Seven people in the last five weeks have told me you have had a child
-by that brute beast: he's ruined because he has to keep you and your
-mother and the child. You won't deny that he has a child somewhere
-hidden away? . . ."
-
-Valentine exclaimed suddenly:
-
-"Oh, Ethel, you mustn't . . . you _mustn't_ be jealous of me! If you
-only knew you wouldn't be jealous of me. . . . I suppose the child you
-were going to have was by Christopher? Men are like that. . . . But not
-of me! You need never, never. I've been the best friend you can ever
-have had. . . ."
-
-Mrs. Duchemin exclaimed harshly, as if she were being strangled:
-
-"A sort of blackmail! I knew it would come to that! It always does with
-your sort. Then do your damnedest, you harlot. You never set foot in
-this house again! Go you and rot. . . ." Her face suddenly expressed
-extreme fear and with great swiftness she ran up the room. Immediately
-afterwards she was tenderly bending over a great bowl of roses beneath
-the lustre. The voice of Vincent Macmaster from the door had said:
-
-"Come in, old man. Of course I've got ten minutes. The book's in here
-somewhere. . . ."
-
-Macmaster was beside her, rubbing his hands, bending with his curious,
-rather abject manner, and surveying her agonisedly with his eyeglass,
-which enormously magnified his lashes, his red lower lid and the veins
-on his cornea.
-
-"Valentine!" he said, "my dear Valentine. . . . You've heard? We've
-decided to make it public. . . . Guggums will have invited you to our
-little feast. And there will be a surprise, I believe. . . ."
-
-Edith Ethel looked, as she bent, lamentably and sharply, over her
-shoulder at Valentine.
-
-"Yes," she said bravely, aiming her voice at Edith Ethel, "Ethel has
-invited me. I'll try to come. . . ."
-
-"Oh, but you must," Macmaster said, "just you and Christopher, who've
-been so kind to us. For old time's sake. You could not . . ."
-
-Christopher Tietjens was ballooning slowly from the door, his hand
-tentatively held out to her. As they practically never shook hands at
-home it was easy to avoid his hand. She said to herself: "Oh! How is it
-possible! How could he have. . ." And the terrible situation poured
-itself over her mind: the miserable little husband, the desperately
-nonchalant lover--and Edith Ethel mad with jealousy! A doomed household.
-She hoped Edith Ethel had seen her refuse her hand to Christopher.
-
-But Edith Ethel, bent over her rose bowl, was burying her beautiful face
-in flower after flower. She was accustomed to do this for many minutes
-on end: she thought that, so, she resembled a picture by the subject of
-her husband's first little monograph. And so, Valentine thought, she
-did. She was trying to tell Macmaster that Friday evenings were
-difficult times for her to get away. But her throat ached too much.
-That, she knew, was her last sight of Edith Ethel, whom she had loved
-very much. That also, she hoped, would be her last sight of Christopher
-Tietjens--whom also she had loved very much. . . . He was browsing along
-a bookshelf, very big and very clumsy.
-
-Macmaster pursued her into the stony hall with clamorous repetitions of
-his invitation. She couldn't speak. At the great iron-lined door he held
-her hand for an eternity, gazing lamentably, his face close up against
-hers. He exclaimed in accents of great fear:
-
-"Has Guggums? . . . She _hasn't_ . . ." His face, which when you saw it
-so closely was a little blotched, distorted itself with anxiety: he
-glanced aside with panic at the drawing-room door.
-
-Valentine burst a voice through her agonised throat.
-
-"Ethel," she said, "has told me she's to be Lady Macmaster. I'm so glad.
-I'm so truly glad for you. You've got what you wanted, haven't you?"
-
-His relief let him get out distractedly, yet as if he were too tired to
-be any more agitated:
-
-"Yes! yes! . . . It's, of course, a secret. . . . I don't want _him_
-told till Friday next . . . so as to be a sort of _bonne bouche_ . . .
-He's practically certain to go out again on Saturday. . . . They're
-sending out a great batch of them . . . for the big push. . . ." At that
-she tried to draw her hand from his: she missed what he was saying. It
-was something to the effect that he would give it all for a happy little
-party. She caught the rather astonishing words: "_Wie der alten schoenen
-Zeit._" She couldn't tell whether it was his or her eyes that were full
-of tears. She said:
-
-"I believe . . . I believe you're a kind man!"
-
-In the great stone hall, hung with long Japanese paintings on silk, the
-electric light suddenly jumped; it was at best a sad, brown place.
-
-He exclaimed:
-
-"I, too, beg you to believe that I will never abandon . . ." He glanced
-again at the inner door and added: "You both . . . I will never abandon
-. . . you both!" he repeated.
-
-He let go her hand: she was on the stone stairs in the damp air. The
-great door closed irresistibly behind her, sending a whisper of air
-downwards.
-
-
-
-
-V
-
-
-Mark Tietjens' announcement that his father had after all carried out
-his long-standing promise to provide for Mrs. Wannop in such a way as to
-allow her to write for the rest of her life only the more lasting kind
-of work, delivered Valentine Wannop of all her problems except one. That
-one loomed, naturally and immediately, immensely large.
-
-She had passed a queer, unnatural week, the feeling dominating its
-numbness having been, oddly, that she would have nothing to do on
-Friday! This feeling recurred to her whilst she was casting her eyes
-over a hundred girls all in their cloth jumpers and men's black ties,
-aligned upon asphalte; whilst she was jumping on trams; whilst she was
-purchasing the tinned or dried fish that formed the staple diet of
-herself and her mother; whilst she was washing-up the dinner-things;
-upbraiding the house agent for the state of the bath, or bending closely
-over the large but merciless handwriting of the novel of her mother's
-that she was typing. It came, half as a joy, half mournfully across her
-familiar businesses; she felt as a man might feel who, luxuriating in
-the anticipation of leisure, knew that it was obtained by being
-compulsorily retired from some laborious but engrossing job. There would
-be nothing to do on Fridays!
-
-It was, too, as if a novel had been snatched out of her hand so that she
-would never know the end. Of the fairy-tale she knew the end: the
-fortunate and adventurous tailor had married his beautiful and
-be-princessed goose girl, and was well on the way to burial in
-Westminster Abbey--or at any rate to a memorial service, the squire
-being actually buried amongst his faithful villagers. But she would
-never know whether they, in the end, got together all the blue Dutch
-tiles they wanted to line their bathroom. . . . She would never know.
-Yet witnessing similar ambitions had made up a great deal of her life.
-
-And, she said to herself, there was another tale ended. On the surface
-the story of her love for Tietjens had been static enough. It had begun
-in nothing and in nothing it had ended. But, deep down in her being--ah!
-it had progressed enough. Through the agency of two women! Before the
-scene with Mrs. Duchemin there could, she thought, have been few young
-women less preoccupied than she with the sexual substrata, either of
-passion or of life. Her months as a domestic servant had accounted for
-that, sex, as she had seen it from a back kitchen, having been a
-repulsive affair, whilst the knowledge of its manifestations that she
-had thus attained had robbed it of the mystery which caused most of the
-young women whom she knew to brood upon these subjects.
-
-Her conviction: as to the moral incidence of sex were, she knew, quite
-opportunist. Brought up amongst rather "advanced" young people, had she
-been publicly challenged to pronounce her views she would probably, out
-of loyalty to her comrades, have declared that neither morality nor any
-ethical aspects were concerned in the matter. Like most of her young
-friends, influenced by the advanced teachers and tendential novelists of
-the day, she would have stated herself to advocate an--of course,
-enlightened!--promiscuity. That, before the revelations of Mrs.
-Duchemin! Actually she had thought very little about the matter.
-
-Nevertheless, even before that date, had her deeper feelings been
-questioned she would have reacted with the idea that sexual incontinence
-was extremely ugly and chastity to be prized in the egg and spoon race
-that life was. She had been brought up by her father--who, perhaps, was
-wiser than appeared on the surface--to admire athleticism, and she was
-aware that proficiency of the body calls for chastity, sobriety,
-cleanliness and the various qualities that group themselves under the
-heading of abnegation. She couldn't have lived amongst the Ealing
-servant-class--the eldest son of the house in which she had been
-employed bad been the defendant in a peculiarly scabrous breach of
-promise case, and the comments of the drunken cook on this and similar
-affairs had run the whole gamut from the sentimentally reticent to the
-extreme of coarseness according to the state of her alcoholic
-barometer--she couldn't then have lived among the Ealing servant-class
-and come to any other subliminal conclusion. So that, dividing the world
-into bright beings on the one hand and, on the other, into the mere
-stuff to fill graveyards whose actions during life couldn't matter, she
-had considered that the bright beings must be people whose public
-advocating of enlightened promiscuity went along with an absolute
-continence. She was aware that enlightened beings occasionally fell away
-from these standards in order to become portentous Egerias; but the Mary
-Wollstonecrafts, the Mrs. Taylors, and the George Eliots of the last
-century she had regarded humorously as rather priggish nuisances.
-Indeed, being very healthy and very hard worked, she had been in the
-habit of regarding the whole matter, if not humorously, then at least
-good-humouredly, as a nuisance.
-
-But being brought right up against the sexual necessities of a
-first-class Egeria had been for her a horrible affair. For Mrs. Duchemin
-had revealed the fact that her circumspect, continent and suavely
-æsthetic personality was doubled by another at least as coarse as, and
-infinitely more incisive in expression than, that of the drunken cook.
-The language that she had used about her lover--calling him always "that
-oaf" or "that beast"!--had seemed literally to pain the girl internally,
-as if it had caused so many fallings away of internal supports at each
-two or three words. She had hardly been able to walk home through the
-darkness from the rectory.
-
-And she had never heard what had become of Mrs. Duchemin's baby. Next
-day Mrs. Duchemin had been as suave, as circumspect, and as collected as
-ever. Never a word more had passed between them on the subject. This
-left in Valentine Wannop's mind a dark patch--as it were of murder--at
-which she must never look. And across the darkened world of her sexual
-tumult there flitted continually the quick suspicion that Tietjens might
-have been the lover of her friend. It was a matter of the simplest
-analogy. Mrs. Duchemin had appeared a bright being: so had Tietjens. But
-Mrs. Duchemin was a foul whore. . . . How much more then must Tietjens,
-who was a man, with the larger sexual necessities of the male . . . Her
-mind always refused to complete the thought.
-
-Its suggestion wasn't to be combated by the idea of Vincent Macmaster
-himself: he was, she felt, the sort of man that it was almost a
-necessity for either mistress or comrade to betray. He seemed to ask for
-it. Besides, she once put it to herself, how could any woman, given the
-choice and the opportunity--and God knows there was opportunity
-enough--choose that shadowy, dried leaf, if there were the splendid
-masculinity of Tietjens in whose arms to lie. She so regarded these two
-men. And that shadowy conviction was at once fortified and appeased
-when, a little later, Mrs. Duchemin herself began to apply to Tietjens
-the epithets of "oaf" and "beast"--the very ones that she had used to
-designate the father of her putative child!
-
-But then Tietjens must have abandoned Mrs. Duchemin; and, if he had
-abandoned Mrs. Duchemin, he must be available for her, Valentine Wannop!
-The feeling, she considered, made her ignoble; but it came from depths
-of her being that she could not control and, existing, it soothed her.
-Then, with the coming of the war, the whole problem died out, and
-between the opening of hostilities and what she had known to be the
-inevitable departure of her lover, she had surrendered herself to what
-she thought to be the pure physical desire for him. Amongst the
-terrible, crashing anguishes of that time, there had been nothing for it
-but surrender! With the unceasing--the never ceasing--thought of
-suffering; with the never ceasing idea that her lover, too, must soon be
-so suffering, there was in the world no other refuge. No other!
-
-She surrendered. She waited for him to speak the word, or look the look
-that should unite them. She was finished. Chastity: napoo finny! Like
-everything else!
-
-Of the physical side of love she had neither image nor conception. In
-the old days when she had been with him, if he had come into the room in
-which she was, or if he had merely been known to be coming down to the
-village, she had hummed all day under her breath and had felt warmer,
-little currents passing along her skin. She had read somewhere that to
-take alcohol was to send the blood into the surface vessels of the body,
-thus engendering a feeling of warmth. She had never taken alcohol, or
-not enough to produce recognisably that effect; but she imagined that it
-was thus love worked upon the body--and that it would stop for ever at
-that!
-
-But, in these later days, much greater convulsions had overwhelmed her.
-It sufficed for Tietjens to approach her to make her feel as if her
-whole body was drawn towards him as, being near a terrible height, you
-are drawn towards it. Great waves of blood rushed across her being as if
-physical forces as yet undiscovered or invented attracted the very fluid
-itself. The moon so draws the tides.
-
-Once before, for a fraction of a second, after the long, warm night of
-their drive, she had felt that impulsion. Now, years after, she was to
-know it all the time, waking or half waking; and it would drive her from
-her bed. She would stand all night at the open window till the stars
-paled above a world turned grey. It could convulse her with joy; it
-could shake her with sobs and cut through her breast like a knife.
-
-The day of her long interview with Tietjens, amongst the amassed
-beauties of Macmaster furnishings, she marked in the calendar of her
-mind as her great love scene. That had been two years ago: he had been
-going into the army. Now he was going out again. From that she knew what
-a love scene was. It passed without any mention of the word "love"; it
-passed in impulses; warmths; rigors of the skin. Yet with every word
-they had said to each other they had confessed their love; in that way,
-when you listen to the nightingale you hear the expressed craving of
-your lover beating upon your heart.
-
-Every word that he had spoken amongst the amassed beauties of Macmaster
-furnishings had been a link in a love-speech. It was not merely that he
-had confessed to her as he would have to no other soul in the world--"To
-no other soul in the world," he had said!--his doubts, his misgivings
-and his fears: it was that every word he uttered and that came to her,
-during the lasting of that magic, had sung of passion. If he had uttered
-the word "Come" she would have followed him to the bitter ends of the
-earth; if he had said, "There is no hope," she would have known the
-finality of despair. Having said neither he said, she knew: "This is our
-condition; so we must continue!" And she knew, too, that he was telling
-her that he, like her, was . . . oh, say on the side of the angels. She
-was then, she knew, so nicely balanced that, had he said, "Will you
-to-night be my mistress?" she would have said "Yes"; for it was as if
-they had been, really, at the end of the world.
-
-But his abstention not only strengthened her in her predilection for
-chastity; it restored to her her image of the world as a place of
-virtues and endeavours. For a time at least she again hummed beneath her
-breath upon occasion, for it seemed as if her heart sang within her. And
-there was restored to her her image of her lover as a beautiful spirit.
-She had been able to look at him across the tea-table of their dog
-kennel in Bedford Park, during the last months, almost as she had looked
-across the more shining table of the cottage near the rectory. The
-deterioration that she knew Mrs. Duchemin to have worked in her mind was
-assuaged. It could even occur to her that Mrs. Duchemin's madness had
-been no more than a scare to be followed by no necessary crime.
-Valentine Wannop had re-become her confident self in a world of at least
-straight problems.
-
-But Mrs. Duchemin's outbreak of a week ago had driven the old phantoms
-across her mind. For Mrs. Duchemin she had still had a great respect.
-She could not regard her Edith Ethel as merely a hypocrite; or, indeed,
-as a hypocrite at all. There was her great achievement of making
-something like a man of that miserable little creature--as there had
-been her other great achievement of keeping her unfortunate husband for
-so long out of a lunatic asylum. That had been no mean feat; neither
-feat had been mean. And Valentine knew that Edith Ethel really loved
-beauty, circumspection, urbanity. It was no hypocrisy that made her
-advocate the Atalanta race of chastity. But, also, as Valentine Wannop
-saw it, humanity has these doublings of strong natures; just as the
-urbane and grave Spanish nation must find its outlet in the shrieking
-lusts of the bull-ring or the circumspect, laborious and admirable city
-typist must find her derivative in the cruder lusts of certain
-novelists, so Edith Ethel must break down into physical sexualities--and
-into shrieked coarseness of fishwives. How else, indeed, do we have
-saints? Surely, alone, by the ultimate victory of the one tendency over
-the other!
-
-But now after her farewell scene with Edith Ethel a simple
-re-arrangement of the pattern had brought many of the old doubts at
-least temporarily back. Valentine said to herself that, just because of
-the very strength of her character, Edith Ethel couldn't have been
-brought down to uttering her fantastic denunciation of Tietjens, the
-merely mad charges of debauchery and excesses and finally the sexually
-lunatic charge against herself, except under the sting of some such
-passion as jealousy. She, Valentine, couldn't arrive at any other
-conclusion. And, viewing the matter as she believed she now did, more
-composedly, she considered with seriousness that, men being what they
-are, her lover respecting, or despairing of, herself had relieved the
-grosser necessities of his being--at the expense of Mrs. Duchemin, who
-had, no doubt, been only too ready.
-
-And in certain moods during the past week she had accepted this
-suspicion; in certain other moods she had put it from her. Towards the
-Thursday it had no longer seemed to matter. Her lover was going from
-her; the long pull of the war was on; the hard necessities of life
-stretched out; what could an infidelity more or less matter in the long,
-hard thing that life is. And on the Thursday two minor, or major,
-worries came to disturb her level. Her brother announced himself as
-coming home for several days' leave, and she had the trouble of thinking
-that she would have forced upon her a companionship and a point of view
-that would be coarsely and uproariously opposed to anything that
-Tietjens stood for--or for which he was ready to sacrifice himself.
-Moreover she would have to accompany her brother to a number of riotous
-festivities whilst all the time she would have to think of Tietjens as
-getting hour by hour nearer to the horrible circumstances of troops in
-contact with enemy forces. In addition her mother had received an
-enviably paid for commission from one of the more excitable Sunday
-papers to write a series of articles on extravagant matters connected
-with the hostilities. They had wanted the money so dreadfully--more
-particularly as Edward was coming home--that Valentine Wannop had
-conquered her natural aversion from the waste of time of her mother. . . .
-It would have meant very little waste of time, and the £60 that it
-would have brought in would have made all the difference to them for
-months and months.
-
-But Tietjens, whom Mrs. Wannop had come to rely on as her right hand man
-in these matters, had, it appeared, shown an unexpected recalcitrancy.
-He had, Mrs. Wannop said, hardly seemed himself and had gibed at the two
-first subjects proposed--that of "war babies" and the fact that the
-Germans were reduced to eating their own corpses--as being below the
-treatment of any decent pen. The illegitimacy rate, he had said, had
-shown very little increase; the French-derived German word "_Cadaver_"
-meant bodies of horses or cattle; _Leichnam_ being the German for the
-word "corpse." He had practically refused to have anything to do with
-the affair.
-
-As to the _Cadaver_ business Valentine agreed with him, as to the "war
-babies" she kept a more open mind. If there weren't any war babies it
-couldn't, as far as she could see, matter whether one wrote about them;
-it couldn't certainly matter as much as to write about them, supposing
-the poor little things to exist. She was aware that this was immoral,
-but her mother needed the money desperately and her mother came first.
-
-There was nothing for it, therefore, but to plead with Tietjens, for
-Valentine knew that without so much of moral support from him as would
-be implied by a good-natured, or an enforced sanction of the article,
-Mrs. Wannop would drop the matter and so would lose her connection with
-the excitable paper which paid well. It happened that on the Friday
-morning Mrs. Wannop received a request that she would write for a Swiss
-review a propaganda article about some historical matter connected with
-the peace after Waterloo. The pay would be practically nothing, but the
-employment was at least relatively dignified, and Mrs. Wannop--which was
-quite in the ordinary course of things!--told Valentine to ring Tietjens
-up and ask him for some details about the Congress of Vienna at which,
-before and after Waterloo, the peace terms had been wrangled out.
-
-Valentine rang up--as she had done hundreds of times; it was to her a
-great satisfaction that she was going to hear Tietjens speak once more
-at least. The telephone was answered from the other end, and Valentine
-gave her two messages, the one as to the Congress of Vienna, the other
-as to war babies. The appalling speech came back:
-
-"Young woman! You'd better keep off the grass. Mrs. Duchemin is already
-my husband's mistress. You keep off." There was about the voice no human
-quality; it was as if from an immense darkness the immense machine had
-spoken words that dealt blows. She answered; and it was as if a
-substratum of her mind of which she knew nothing must have been prepared
-for that very speech; so that it was not her own "she" that answered
-levelly and coolly:
-
-"You have probably mistaken the person you are speaking to. Perhaps you
-will ask Mr. Tietjens to ring up Mrs. Wannop when he is at liberty."
-
-The voice said:
-
-"My husband will be at the War Office at 4.15. He will speak to you
-there--about your war babies. But I'd keep off the grass if I were you!"
-The receiver at the other end was hung up.
-
-She went about her daily duties. She had heard of a kind of pine kernel
-that was very cheap and very nourishing, or at least very filling. They
-had come to it that it was a matter of pennies balanced against the
-feeling of satiety, and she visited several shops in search of this
-food. When she had found it she returned to the dog kennel; her brother
-Edward had arrived. He was rather subdued. He brought with him a piece
-of meat which was part of his leave ration. He occupied himself with
-polishing up his sailor's uniform for a rag-time party to which they
-were to go that evening. They were to meet plenty of conchies, he said.
-Valentine put the meat--it was a Godsend, though very stringy!--on to
-stew with a number of chopped vegetables. She went up to her room to do
-some typing for her mother.
-
-The nature of Tietjens' wife occupied her mind. Before, she had barely
-thought about her: she had seemed unreal; so mysterious as to be a myth!
-Radiant and high-stepping: like a great stag! But she must be cruel! She
-must be vindictively cruel to Tietjens himself, or she could not have
-revealed his private affairs! Just broadcast; for she could not, bluff
-it how she might, have been certain of to whom she was speaking! A thing
-that wasn't done! But she had delivered her cheek to Mrs. Wannop; a
-thing, too, that wasn't done! Yet so kindly! The telephone bell rang
-several times during the morning. She let her mother answer it.
-
-She had to get the dinner, which took three-quarters of an hour. It was
-a pleasure to see her mother eat so well; a good stew, rich and heavy
-with haricot beans. She herself couldn't eat, but no one noticed, which
-was a good thing. Her mother said that Tietjens had not yet telephoned,
-which was very inconsiderate. Edward said: "What! The Huns haven't
-killed old Feather Bolster yet? But of course he's been found a safe
-job." The telephone on the sideboard became a terror to Valentine; at
-any moment his voice might . . . Edward went on telling anecdotes of how
-they bamboozled petty officers on mine-sweepers. Mrs. Wannop listened to
-him with the courteous, distant interest of the great listening to
-commercial travellers. Edward desired draught ale and produced a two
-shilling piece. He seemed very much coarsened; it was, no doubt, only on
-the surface. In these days everyone was very much coarsened on the
-surface.
-
-She went with a quart jug to the jug and bottle department of the
-nearest public-house--a thing she had never done before. Even at Ealing
-the mistress hadn't allowed her to be sent to a public-house; the cook
-had had to fetch her dinner beer herself or have it sent in. Perhaps the
-Ealing mistress had exercised more surveillance than Valentine had
-believed; a kind woman, but an invalid. Nearly all day in bed. Blind
-passion overcame Valentine at the thought of Edith Ethel in Tietjens'
-arms. Hadn't she got her own eunuch? Mrs. Tietjens had said: "Mrs.
-Duchemin is his mistress!" _Is!_ Then he might be there now!
-
-In the contemplation of that image she missed the thrills of buying beer
-in a bottle and jug department. Apparently it was like buying anything
-else, except for the smell of beer on the sawdust. You said: "A quart of
-the best bitter!" and a fat, quite polite man, with an oily head and a
-white apron, took your money and filled your jug. . . . But Edith Ethel
-had abused Tietjens so foully! The more foully the more certain it made
-it! . . . Draught beer in a jug had little marblings of burst foam on
-its brown surface. It mustn't be spilt at the kerbs of crossings!--the
-more certain it made it! Some women did so abuse their lovers after
-sleeping with them, and the more violent the transports the more frantic
-the abuse. It was the "_post-dash-tristis_" of the Rev. Duchemin! Poor
-devil! Tristis! Tristis!
-
-_Terra tribus scopulis vastum_ . . . _Not_ longum!
-
-Brother Edward began communing with himself, long and unintelligibly as
-to where he should meet his sister at 19.30 and give her a blow-out! The
-names of restaurants fell from his lips into her panic. He decided
-hilariously and not quite steadily--a quart is a lot to a fellow from a
-mine-sweeper carrying no booze at all!--on meeting her at 7.20 at High
-Street and going to a pub he knew; they would go on to the dance
-afterwards. In a studio. "Oh, God!" her heart said, "if Tietjens should
-want her then!" To be his; on his last night. He might! Everybody was
-coarsened then; on the surface. Her brother rolled out of the house,
-slamming the door so that every tile on the jerry-built dog kennel rose
-and sat down again.
-
-She went upstairs and began to look over her frocks. She couldn't tell
-what frocks she looked over; they lay like aligned rags on the bed, the
-telephone bell ringing madly. She heard her mother's voice, suddenly
-assuaged: "Oh! oh! . . . It's you!" She shut her door and began to pull
-open and to close drawer after drawer. As soon as she ceased that
-exercise her mother's voice became half audible; quite audible when she
-raised it to ask a question. She heard her say: "Not get her into
-trouble . . . Of _course_!" then it died away into mere high sounds.
-
-She heard her mother calling:
-
-"Valentine! Valentine! Come down. . . . Don't you want to speak to
-Christopher? . . . Valentine! Valentine! . . ." And then another burst:
-"Valentine . . . Valentine . . . _Valentine_ . . ." As if she had been a
-puppy dog! Mrs. Wannop, thank God, was on the lowest step of the creaky
-stairs. She had left the telephone. She called up:
-
-"Come down. I want to tell you! The dear boy has saved me! He always
-saves me! What shall I do now he's gone?"
-
-"He saved others: himself he could not save!" Valentine quoted bitterly.
-She caught up her wideawake. She wasn't going to prink herself for him.
-He must take her as she was. . . . Himself he could not save! But he did
-himself proud! With women! . . . Coarsened! But perhaps only on the
-surface! She herself! . . . She was running downstairs!
-
-Her mother had retreated into the little parlour: nine feet by nine; in
-consequence, at ten feet it was too tall for its size. But there was in
-it a sofa with cushions. . . . With her head upon those cushions,
-perhaps. . . . If he came home with her! Late! . . .
-
-Her mother was saying: He's a splendid fellow. . . . A root idea for a
-war baby article. . . . If a Tommy was a decent fellow he abstained
-because he didn't want to leave his girl in trouble. . . . If he wasn't
-he chanced it because it might be his last chance. . . .
-
-"A message to me!" Valentine said to herself. "But _which_
-sentence. . . ." She moved, absently, all the cushions to one end of the
-sofa. Her mother exclaimed:
-
-"He sent his love! His mother was lucky to have such a son!" and turned
-into her tiny hole of a study.
-
-Valentine ran down over the broken tiles of the garden path, pulling her
-wideawake firmly on. She had looked at her wrist watch; it was two and
-twelve: 14.45. If she was to walk to the War Office by 4.15--16.15--a
-sensible innovation!--she must step out. Five miles to Whitehall. God
-knows what, then! Five miles back! Two and a half, diagonally, to High
-Street Station by half-past 19! Twelve and a half miles in five hours or
-less. And three hours dancing on the top of it. And to dress! . . . She
-needed to be fit . . . And, with violent bitterness, she said:
-
-"Well! I'm fit. . . ." She had an image of the aligned hundred of girls
-in blue jumpers and men's ties keeping whom fit had kept her super-fit.
-She wondered how many of them would be men's mistresses before the year
-was out. It was August then. But perhaps none! Because she had kept them
-fit. . . .
-
-"Ah!" she said, "if I had been a loose woman, with flaccid breasts and a
-soft body. All perfumed!" . . . But neither Sylvia Tietjens nor Ethel
-Duchemin were soft. They might be scented on occasion! But they could
-not contemplate with equanimity doing a twelve mile walk to save a few
-pence and dancing all night on top of it! She could! And perhaps the
-price she paid was just that; she was in such hard condition she hadn't
-moved him to . . . She perhaps exhaled such an aura of sobriety,
-chastity and abstinence as to suggest to him that . . . that a decent
-fellow didn't get his girl into trouble before going to be killed. . . .
-Yet if he were such a town bull! . . . She wondered how she knew such
-phrases. . . .
-
-The sordid and aligned houses seemed to rush past her in the mean August
-sunshine. That was because if you thought hard time went quicker; or
-because after you noticed the paper shop at this corner you would be up
-to the boxes of onions outside the shop of the next corner before you
-noticed anything else.
-
-She was in Kensington Gardens, on the north side; she had left the poor
-shops behind. . . . In sham country, with sham lawns, sham avenues, sham
-streams. Sham people pursuing their ways across the sham grass. Or no!
-Not sham! In a vacuum! No! "Pasteurised" was the word! Like dead milk.
-Robbed of their vitamines. . . .
-
-If she saved a few coppers by walking it would make a larger pile to put
-into the leering--or compassionate--taxicabman's hand after he had
-helped her support her brother into the dog kennel door. Edward would be
-dead drunk. She had fifteen shillings for the taxi . . . If she gave a
-few coppers more it seemed generous. . . . What a day to look forward to
-still! Some days were lifetimes!
-
-She would rather die than let Tietjens pay for the cab!
-
-Why? Once a taximan had refused payment for driving her and Edward all
-the way to Chiswick, and she hadn't felt insulted. She had paid him; but
-she hadn't felt insulted! A sentimental fellow; touched at the heart by
-the pretty sister--or perhaps he didn't really believe it was a
-sister--and her incapable bluejacket brother! Tietjens was a sentimental
-fellow too. . . . What was the difference? . . . And then! The mother a
-dead, heavy sleeper; the brother dead drunk. One in the morning! He
-couldn't refuse her! Blackness: cushions! She had arranged the cushions,
-she remembered. Arranged them subconsciously! Blackness! Heavy sleep;
-dead drunkenness! . . . Horrible! . . . A disgusting affair! An affair
-of Ealing. . . . It shall make her one with all the stuff to fill
-graveyards. . . . Well, what else was she, Valentine Wannop: daughter of
-her father? And of her mother? Yes! But she herself . . . Just a little
-nobody!
-
-They were no doubt wirelessing from the Admiralty. . . . But her brother
-was at home, or getting a little more intoxicated and talking treason.
-At any rate the flickering intermittences over the bitter seas couldn't
-for the moment concern him. . . . That 'bus touched her skirt as she ran
-for the island. . . . It might have been better. . . . But one hadn't
-the courage!
-
-She was looking at patterned deaths under a little green roof, such as
-they put over bird shelters. Her heart stopped! Before, she had been
-breathless! She was going mad. She was dying. . . . All these deaths!
-And not merely the deaths. . . . The waiting for the approach of death;
-the contemplation of the parting from life! This minute you were; that,
-and you weren't! What was it like? Oh heaven, she knew. . . . She stood
-there contemplating parting from . . . One minute you were; the
-next . . . Her breath fluttered in her chest. . . . Perhaps he
-wouldn't come . . .
-
-He was immediately framed by the sordid stones. She ran upon him and
-said something; with a mad hatred. All these deaths and he and his like
-responsible! . . . He had apparently a brother, a responsible one too!
-Browner complexioned! . . . But he! He! He! He! completely calm; with
-direct eyes. . . . It wasn't possible. "_Holde Lippen: klaare Augen:
-heller Sinn_. . . ." Oh, a little bit wilted, the clear intellect! And
-the lips? No doubt too. But he couldn't look at you so, unless . . .
-
-She caught him fiercely by the arm; for the moment he belonged--more
-than to any browner, mere civilian, brother!--to her! She was going to
-ask him! If he answered: "Yes! I am such a man!" she was going to say:
-"Then you must take me too! If them, why not me? I must have a child. I
-too!" She desired a child. She would overwhelm these hateful lodestones
-with a flood of argument; she imagined--she felt--the words going
-between her lips. . . . She imagined her fainting mind; her consenting
-limbs. . . .
-
-His looks were wandering round the cornice of these stone buildings.
-Immediately she was Valentine Wannop again; it needed no word from him.
-Words passed, but words could no more prove an established innocence
-than words can enhance a love that exists. He might as well have recited
-the names of railway stations. His eyes, his unconcerned face, his
-tranquil shoulders; they were what acquitted him. The greatest love
-speech he had ever and could ever make her was when, harshly and
-angrily, he said something like:
-
-"Certainly not. I imagined you knew me better"--brushing her aside as if
-she had been a midge. And, thank God, he had hardly listened to her!
-
-She was Valentine Wannop again; in the sunlight the chaffinches said
-"Pink! pink!" The seed-heads of the tall grasses were brushing against
-her skirt. She was clean-limbed, clear-headed. . . . It was just a
-problem whether Sylvia Tietjens was good to him. . . . Good _for_ him
-was, perhaps, the more exact way of putting it. Her mind cleared, like
-water that goes off the boil. . . . "Waters stilled at even." Nonsense.
-It was sunlight, and he had an adorable brother! He could save _his_
-brother. . . . Transport! There was another meaning to the word. A warm
-feeling settled down upon her; this was _her_ brother; the next to the
-best ever! It was as if you had matched a piece of stuff so nearly with
-another piece of stuff as to make no odds. Yet just not the real stuff!
-She must be grateful to this relative for all he did for her; yet, ah,
-never so grateful as to the other--who had done nothing!
-
-Providence is kind in great batches! She heard, mounting the steps, the
-blessed word Transport! "They," so Mark said: he and she--the family
-feeling again--were going to get Christopher into the Transport. . . .
-By the kindness of God the First Line Transport was the only branch of
-the services of which Valentine knew anything. Their charwoman, who
-could not read and write, had a son, a sergeant in a line regiment.
-"Hooray!" he had written to his mother, "I've been off my feed;
-recommended for the D.C.M. too. So they're putting me senior N.C.O. of
-First Line Transport for a rest; the safest soft job of the whole bally
-front line caboodle!" Valentine had had to read this letter in the
-scullery amongst black-beetles. Aloud! She had hated reading it as she
-had hated reading anything that gave details of the front line. But
-charity begins surely with the char! She had had to. Now she could thank
-God. The sergeant, in direct, perfectly sincere language, to comfort his
-mother, had described his daily work, detailing horses and G.S. limber
-wagons for jobs and superintending the horse-standings. "Why," one
-sentence ran, "our O.C. Transport is one of those fishing lunatics.
-Wherever we go he has a space of grass cleared out and pegged and b----y
-hell to the man who walks across it!" There the O.C. practised casting
-with trout and salmon rods by the hour together. "That'll show you what
-a soft job it is!" the sergeant had finished triumphantly. . . .
-
-So that there she, Valentine Wannop, sat on a hard bench against a wall;
-downright, healthy middle-class--or perhaps upper middle-class--for the
-Wannops were, if impoverished, yet of ancient family! Over her sensible,
-mocassined shoes the tide of humanity flowed before her hard bench.
-There were two commissionaires, the one always benevolent, the other
-perpetually querulous, in a pulpit on one side of her; on the other, a
-brown-visaged sort of brother-in-law with bulging eyes, who in his shy
-efforts to conciliate her was continually trying to thrust into his
-mouth the crook of his umbrella. As if it had been a knob. She could
-not, at the moment, imagine why he should want to conciliate her; but
-she knew she would know in a minute.
-
-For just then she was occupied with a curious pattern; almost
-mathematically symmetrical. _Now_ she was an English middle-class
-girl--whose mother had a sufficient income--in blue cloth, a wideawake
-hat, a black silk tie; without a thought in her head that she shouldn't
-have. And with a man who loved her: of crystal purity. Not ten, not five
-minutes ago, she had been . . . She could not even remember what she had
-been! And he had been, he had assuredly appeared a town . . . No, she
-could not think the words. . . . A raging stallion then! If now he
-should approach her, by the mere movement of a hand along the table, she
-would retreat.
-
-It was a Godsend; yet it was absurd. Like the weather machine of the old
-man and the old woman on opposite ends of the stick. . . . When the old
-man came out the old woman went in and it would rain; when the old woman
-came out . . . It was exactly like that! She hadn't time to work out the
-analogy. But it was like that. . . . In rainy weather the whole world
-altered. Darkened! . . . The cat-gut that turned them slackened . . .
-slackened. . . . But, always, they remained at opposite ends of the
-stick!
-
-Mark was saying, the umbrella crook hindering his utterance:
-
-"We buy then an annuity of five hundred for your mother. . . ."
-
-It was astonishing, though it spread tranquillity through her, how
-little this astonished her. It was the merely retarded expected. Mr.
-Tietjens senior, an honourable man, had promised as much years ago. Her
-mother, an august genius, was to wear herself out putting, Mr. Tietjens
-alive, his political views in his paper. He was to make it up to her. He
-was making it up. In no princely fashion, but adequately, as a
-gentleman.
-
-Mark Tietjens, bending over, held a piece of paper. A bell-boy came up
-to him and said: "Mr. Riccardo!" Mark Tietjens said: "No! He's gone!" He
-continued:
-
-"Your brother. . . . Shelved for the moment. But enough to buy a
-practice, a good practice! When he's a full-fledged sawbones." He
-stopped, he directed upon her his atrabilarian eyes, biting his umbrella
-handle; he was extremely nervous.
-
-"Now you!" he said. "Two or three hundred. A year of course! The capital
-absolutely your own. . . ." He paused: "But I warn you! Christopher
-won't like it. He's got his knife into me. I wouldn't grudge you . . .
-oh, any sum!" . . . He waved his hand to indicate an amount boundless in
-its figures. "I know you keep Christopher straight," he said. "The only
-person that could!" He added: "Poor devil!"
-
-She said:
-
-"He's got his knife into you? Why?"
-
-He answered vaguely:
-
-"Oh, there's been all this talk. . . . Untrue, of course."
-
-She said:
-
-"People have been saying things against you? To him? Perhaps because
-there's been delay in settling the estate."
-
-He said:
-
-"Oh, no! The other way round, in fact!"
-
-"Then they have been saying," she exclaimed, "things against . . .
-against me. And him!"
-
-He exclaimed in anguish:
-
-"Oh, but I ask you to believe . . . I beg you to believe that I believe
-. . . _you_! Miss Wannop!" He added grotesquely: "As pure as dew that
-lies within Aurora's sun-tipped . . ." His eyes stuck out like those of
-a suffocating fish. He said: "I beg you not on that account to hand the
-giddy mitten to . . ." He writhed in his tight double collar. "His
-wife!" he said . . . "She's no good to . . . _for_ him! . . . She's
-soppily in love with him. But no _good_ . . ." He very nearly sobbed.
-"You're the only . . ." he said, "I _know_ . . ."
-
-It came into her head that she was losing too much time in this Salle
-des Pas Perdus! She would have to take the train home! Fivepence! But
-what did it matter. Her mother had five hundred a year. . . . Two
-hundred and forty times five. . . .
-
-Mark said brightly:
-
-"If now we bought your mother an annuity of five hundred. . . . You say
-that's ample to give Christopher his chop. . . . And settled on her
-three . . . four . . . I like to be exact . . . hundred a year. . . .
-The capital of it: with remainder to you . . ." His interrogative face
-beamed.
-
-She saw now the whole situation with perfect plainness. She understood
-Mrs. Duchemin's:
-
-"You couldn't expect us, with our official position . . . to
-connive . . ." Edith Ethel had been perfectly right. She _couldn't_ be
-expected. . . . She had worked too hard to appear circumspect and right!
-You can't ask people to lay down their whole lives for their friends! . . .
-It was only of Tietjens you could ask that! She said--to Mark:
-
-"It's as if the whole world had conspired . . . like a carpenter's
-vice--to force us . . ." she was going to say "together. . . ." But he
-burst in, astonishingly:
-
-"He must have his buttered toast . . . and his mutton chop . . . and
-Rhum St. James!" He said: "Damn it all. . . . You were made for him. . . .
-You can't blame people for coupling you. . . . They're forced to it. . . .
-If you hadn't existed they'd have had to invent you . . . Like Dante
-for . . . who was it? . . . Beatrice? There _are_ couples like that."
-
-She said:
-
-"Like a carpenter's vice. . . . Pushed together. Irresistibly. Haven't
-we resisted?"
-
-His face became panic-stricken; his bulging eyes pushed away towards the
-pulpit of the two commissionaires. He whispered:
-
-"You won't . . . because of my ox's hoof . . . desert . . ."
-
-She said:--she heard Macmaster whispering it hoarsely.
-
-"I ask you to believe that I will never . . . abandon . . ."
-
-It was what Macmaster had said. He must have got it from Mrs. Micawber!
-
-Christopher Tietjens--in his shabby khaki, for his wife had spoilt his
-best uniform--spoke suddenly from behind her back. He had approached her
-from beyond the pulpit of the two commissionaires and she had been
-turned towards Mark on his bench:
-
-"Come along! Let's get out of this!" He was, she asked herself, getting
-out of this! Towards what?
-
-Like mutes from a funeral--or as if she had been, between the brothers,
-a prisoner under escort--they walked down steps; half righted towards
-the exit arch; one and a half righted to face Whitehall. The brothers
-grunted inaudible but satisfied sounds over her head. They crossed, by
-the islands, Whitehall, where the 'bus had brushed her skirt. Under an
-archway--
-
-In a stony, gravelled majestic space the brothers faced each other. Mark
-said:
-
-"I suppose you won't shake hands!"
-
-Christopher said:
-
-"No! Why should I?" She herself had cried out to Christopher:
-
-"Oh, _do_!" (The wireless squares overhead no longer concerned her. Her
-brother was, no doubt, getting drunk in a bar in Piccadilly. . . . A
-surface coarseness!)
-
-Mark said:
-
-"Hadn't you better? You might get killed! A fellow just getting killed
-would not like to think he had refused to shake his brother by the
-hand!"
-
-Christopher had said: "Oh . . . well!"
-
-During her happiness over this hyperborean sentimentality he had gripped
-her thin upper arm. He had led her past swans--or possibly huts; she
-never remembered which--to a seat that had over it, or near it, a
-weeping willow. He had said, gasping, too, like a fish:
-
-"Will you be my mistress to-night? I am going out to-morrow at 8.30 from
-Waterloo."
-
-She had answered:
-
-"Yes! Be at such and such a studio just before twelve. . . . I have to
-see my brother home. . . . He will be drunk. . . ." She meant to say:
-"Oh, my darling, I have wanted you so much. . . ."
-
-She said instead:
-
-"I have arranged the cushions. . . ."
-
-She said to herself:
-
-"Now whatever made me say that? It's as if I had said: 'You'll find the
-ham in the larder under a plate. . . .' No tenderness about it. . . ."
-
-She went away, up a cockle-shelled path, between ankle-high railings,
-crying bitterly. An old tramp, with red weeping eyes and a thin white
-beard, regarded her curiously from where he lay on the grass. He
-imagined himself the monarch of that landscape.
-
-"That's women!" he said with the apparently imbecile enigmaticality of
-the old and the hardened. "Some do!" He spat into the grass; said: "Ah!"
-then added: "Some do not!"
-
-
-
-
-VI
-
-
-He let himself in at the heavy door; when he closed it behind him, in
-the darkness, the heaviness of the door sent long surreptitious
-whisperings up the great stone stairs. These sounds irritated him. If
-you shut a heavy door on an enclosed space it will push air in front of
-it and there will be whisperings; the atmosphere of mystery was absurd.
-He was just a man, returning after a night out. . . . Two-thirds, say,
-of a night out! It must be half-past three. But what the night had
-lacked in length it had made up in fantastic aspects. . . .
-
-He laid his cane down on the invisible oak chest and, through the
-tangible and velvety darkness that had always in it the chill of the
-stone of walls and stairs, he felt for the handle of the breakfast-room
-door.
-
-Three long parallelograms existed: pale glimmerings above, cut
-two-thirds of the way down by the serrations of chimney pot and
-roof-shadows! Nine full paces across the heavy piled carpet; then he
-ought to reach his round-backed chair, by the left-hand window. He
-reached his round-backed chair by the left-hand window. He sank into it;
-it fitted exactly his back. He imagined that no man had ever been so
-tired and that no man had ever been so alone! A small, alive sound
-existed at the other end of the room; in front of him existed one and a
-half pale parallelograms. They were the reflection of the windows of the
-mirror; the sound was no doubt Calton, the cat. Something alive, at any
-rate! Possibly Sylvia at the other end of the room, waiting for him, to
-see what he looked like. Most likely! It didn't matter!
-
-His mind stopped! Sheer weariness!
-
-When it went on again it was saying:
-
-"Naked shingles and surges drear . . ." and, "On these debatable borders
-of the world!" He said sharply: "Nonsense!" The one was either _Calais
-beach_ or _Dover sands_ of the whiskered man: Arnold. . . . He would be
-seeing them both within the twenty-four hours. . . . But no! He was
-going from Waterloo. Southampton, Havre, therefore! . . . The other was
-by that detestable fellow: "the subject of our little monograph!" . . .
-What a long time ago! . . . He saw a pile of shining despatch cases: the
-inscription "_This rack is reserved for_ . . .": a coloured--pink and
-blue!--photograph of Boulogne sands and the held up squares, the proofs
-of "our little . . ." What a long time ago! He heard his own voice
-saying in the new railway carriage, proudly, clearly and with male
-hardness:
-
-"_I stand for monogamy and chastity. And for no talking about it. Of
-course if a man who's a man wants to have a woman he has her. And again
-no talking about it_. . . ." His voice--his own voice--came to him as if
-from the other end of a long-distance telephone. A damn long-distance
-one! Ten years . . .
-
-If then a man who's a man wants to have a woman. . . . Damn it, he
-doesn't! In ten years he had learnt that a Tommie who's a decent fellow.
-. . . His mind said at one and the same moment, the two lines running
-one over the other like the two subjects of a fugue:
-
-"Some beguiling virgins with the broken seals of perjury," and:
-
-"Since when we stand side by side, only hands may meet!"
-
-He said:
-
-"But damn it; damn it again! The beastly fellow was wrong! Our hands
-didn't meet. . . . I don't believe I've shaken hands. . . . I don't
-believe I've touched the girl . . . in my life. . . . Never once! . . .
-Not the hand-shaking sort. . . . A nod! . . . A meeting and parting! . . .
-English, you know . . . But yes, she put her arm over my shoulders. . . .
-On the bank! . . . _On such short acquaintance!_ I said to myself
-then . . . Well, we've made up for it since then. Or no! Not made up! . . .
-Atoned. . . . As Sylvia so aptly put it; at that moment mother was
-dying. . . ."
-
-He, his conscious self, said:
-
-"But it was probably the drunken brother. . . . You don't beguile
-virgins with the broken seals of perjury in Kensington High Street at
-two at night supporting, one on each side, a drunken bluejacket with
-intermittent legs. . . ."
-
-"Intermittent!" was the word. "Intermittently functioning!"
-
-At one point the boy had broken from them and run with astonishing
-velocity along the dull wood paving of an immense empty street. When
-they had caught him up he had been haranguing under black hanging trees,
-with an Oxford voice, an immobile policeman:
-
-"You're the fellows!" he'd been exclaiming, "who make old England what
-she is! You keep the peace in our homes! You save us from the vile
-excesses. . . ."
-
-Tietjens himself he had always addressed with the voice and accent of a
-common seaman; with his coarsened surface voice!
-
-He had the two personalities. Two or three times he had said:
-
-"Why don't you kiss the girl? She's a _nice_ girl, isn't she? You're a
-poor b----y Tommie, ain't cher? Well, the poor b----y Tommies ought to
-have all the nice girls they want! That's straight, isn't it? . . ."
-
-And, even at that time they hadn't known what was going to happen. . . .
-There are certain cruelties. . . . They had got a four-wheel cab at
-last. The drunken boy had sat beside the driver; he had insisted. . . .
-Her little, pale, shrunken face had gazed straight before her. . . . It
-hadn't been possible to speak; the cab, rattling all over the road had
-pulled up with frightful jerks when the boy had grabbed at the
-reins. . . . The old driver hadn't seemed to mind; but they had had to
-subscribe all the money in their pockets to pay him after they had carried
-the boy into the black house. . . .
-
-Tietjens' mind said to him:
-
-"Now when they came to her father's house so nimbly she slipped in, and
-said: 'There is a fool without and is a maid within. . . .'"
-
-He answered dully:
-
-"Perhaps that's what it really amounts to. . . ." He had stood at the
-hall door, she looking out at him with a pitiful face. Then from the
-sofa within the brother had begun to snore; enormous, grotesque sounds,
-like the laughter of unknown races from darkness. He had turned and
-walked down the path, she following him. He had exclaimed:
-
-"It's perhaps too . . . untidy . . ."
-
-She had said:
-
-"Yes! Yes . . . Ugly . . . Too . . . oh . . . _private_!"
-
-He said, he remembered:
-
-"But . . . for ever . . ."
-
-She said, in a great hurry:
-
-"But when you come back. . . . Permanently. And . . . oh, as if it were
-in public." . . . "I don't know," she had added. "_Ought_ we? . . . I'd
-be ready. . . ." She added: "I will be ready for anything you ask."
-
-He had said at some time: "But obviously. . . . Not under _this_
-roof. . . ." And he had added: "We're the sort that . . . _do
-not_!"
-
-She had answered, quickly too:
-
-"Yes--that's it. We're that sort!" And then she had asked: "And Ethel's
-party? Was it a great success?" It hadn't, she knew, been an
-inconsequence. He had answered:
-
-"Ah . . . _That's_ permanent. . . . _That's_ public. . . . There
-was Rugeley. The Duke . . . Sylvia brought him. She'll be a great
-friend! . . . And the President of the . . . Local Government Board, I
-think . . . And a Belgian . . . equivalent to Lord Chief Justice . . . and,
-of course, Claudine Sandbach. . . . Two hundred and seventy; all of the
-best, the modestly-elated Guggumses said as I left! And Mr.
-Ruggles . . . Yes! . . . They're established. . . . No place for me!"
-
-"Nor for _me_!" she had answered. She added: "But I'm glad!"
-
-Patches of silence ran between them: they hadn't yet got out of the
-habit of thinking they had to hold up the drunken brother. That had
-seemed to last for a thousand painful months. . . . Long enough to
-acquire a habit. The brother seemed to roar: "Haw--Haw--Kuryasch. . . ."
-And after two minutes: "Haw--Haw--Kuryasch. . . ." Hungarian, no doubt!
-
-He said:
-
-"It was splendid to see Vincent standing beside the Duke. Showing him a
-first edition! Not of course _quite_ the thing for a, after all, wedding
-party! But how was Rugeley to know that? . . . And Vincent not in the
-least servile! He even corrected cousin Rugeley over the meaning of the
-word _colophon_! The first time he ever corrected a superior! . . .
-Established, you see! . . . And _practically_ cousin Rugeley. . . . Dear
-Sylvia Tietjens' cousin, so the next to nearest thing! Wife of Lady
-Macmaster's _oldest_ friend. . . . Sylvia going to them in their--quite
-modest!--little place in Surrey. . . . As for us," he had concluded
-"they also serve who only stand and wait. . . ."
-
-She said:
-
-"I suppose the rooms looked lovely."
-
-He had answered:
-
-"Lovely. . . . They'd got all the pictures by that beastly fellow up
-from the rectory study in the dining-room on dark oak panelling. . . . A
-fair blaze of bosoms and nipples and lips and pomegranates. . . The
-tallest silver candlesticks of course. . . . You remember, silver
-candlesticks and dark oak. . . ."
-
-She said:
-
-"Oh, my dear . . . Don't . . . _Don't_!"
-
-He had just touched the rim of his helmet with his folded gloves.
-
-"So we just wash out!" he had said.
-
-She said:
-
-"Would you take this bit of parchment. . . . I got a little Jew girl to
-write on it in Hebrew:" It's "God bless you and keep you: God watch over
-you at your goings out and at . . ."
-
-He tucked it into his breast pocket.
-
-"The talismanic passage," he said. "Of course I'll wear it. . . ."
-
-She said:
-
-"If we _could_ wash out this afternoon. . . . It would make it easier
-to bear. . . . Your poor mother, you know, she was dying when we
-last . . ."
-
-He said:
-
-"You remember _that_ . . . Even then you . . . And if I hadn't gone to
-Lobscheid. . ."
-
-She said:
-
-"From the first moment I set eyes on you. . . ."
-
-He said:
-
-"And I . . . from the first moment . . . I'll tell you . . . If I looked
-out of a door . . . It was all like sand. . . . But to the half left a
-little bubbling up of water. That could be trusted. To keep on for ever.
-. . . You, perhaps, won't understand."
-
-She said:
-
-"Yes! I know!"
-
-"They were seeing landscapes. . . . Sand dunes; close-cropped. . . .
-Some negligible shipping; a stump-masted brig from Archangel. . . ."
-
-"From the first moment," he repeated.
-
-She said:
-
-"If we _could_ wash out . . ."
-
-He said, and for the first moment felt grand, tender, protective:
-
-"Yes, you _can_," he said. "You cut out from this afternoon, just before
-4.58 it was when I said that to you and you consented . . . I heard the
-Horse Guards clock. . . . To now. . . . Cut it out; and join time up. . . .
-It _can_ be done. . . . You know they do it surgically; for some
-illness; cut out a great length of the bowel and join the tube up. . . .
-For colitis, I think. . . ."
-
-She said:
-
-"But I _wouldn't_ cut it out. . . . It was the first spoken sign."
-
-He said:
-
-"No it wasn't. . . . From the very beginning . . . with every
-word. . . ."
-
-She exclaimed:
-
-"You felt that. . . . Too! . . . We've been pushed, as in a carpenter's
-vice. . . . We couldn't have got away. . . ."
-
-He said: "By God! That's it. . . ."
-
-He suddenly saw a weeping willow in St. James's Park; 4.59! He had just
-said: "Will you be my mistress to-night?" She had gone away, half left
-her hands to her face. . . . A small fountain; half left. That could be
-trusted to keep on for ever. . . .
-
-Along the lake side, sauntering, swinging his crooked stick, his
-incredibly shiny top-hat perched sideways, his claw-hammer coat tails,
-very long, flapping out behind, in dusty sunlight, his magpie pince-nez
-gleaming, had come, naturally, Mr. Ruggles. He had looked at the girl;
-then down at Tietjens, sprawled on his bench. He had just touched the
-brim of his shiny hat. He said:
-
-"Dining at the club to-night? . . ."
-
-Tietjens said: "No; I've resigned."
-
-With the aspect of a long-billed bird chewing a bit of putridity,
-Ruggles said:
-
-"Oh, but we've had an emergency meeting of the committee . . . the
-committee was sitting . . . and sent you a letter asking you to
-reconsider. . . ."
-
-Tietjens said:
-
-"I know. . . . I shall withdraw my resignation to-night. . . . And
-resign again to-morrow morning."
-
-Ruggles' muscles had relaxed for a quick second, then they stiffened.
-
-"Oh, I say!" he had said. "Not that. . . . You couldn't do that. . . .
-Not to the _club_! . . . It's never been done. . . . It's an
-insult. . . ."
-
-"It's meant to be," Tietjens said. "Gentlemen shouldn't be expected to
-belong to a club that has certain members on its committee."
-
-Ruggles' deepish voice suddenly grew very high.
-
-"Eh, I say, you know!" he squeaked.
-
-Tietjens had said:
-
-"I'm not vindictive. . . . But I _am_ deadly tired: of all old women and
-their chatter."
-
-Ruggles had said:
-
-"I don't . . ." His face had become suddenly dark brown, scarlet and
-then brownish purple. He stood droopingly looking at Tietjens' boots.
-
-"Oh! Ah! Well!" he said at last. "See you at Macmaster's to-night. . . .
-A great thing his knighthood. First-class man. . . ."
-
-That had been the first Tietjens had heard of Macmaster's knighthood; he
-had missed looking at the honours' list of that morning. Afterwards,
-dining alone with Sir Vincent and Lady Macmaster, he had seen, pinned
-up, a back view of the Sovereign doing something to Vincent; a photo for
-next morning's papers. From Macmaster's embarrassed hushings of Edith
-Ethel's explanation that the honour was for special services of a
-specific kind Tietjens guessed both the nature of Macmaster's service
-and the fact that the little man hadn't told Edith Ethel who,
-originally, had done the work. And--just like his girl--Tietjens had let
-it go at that. He didn't see why poor Vincent shouldn't have that little
-bit of prestige at home--under all the monuments! But he hadn't--though
-through all the evening Macmaster, with the solicitude and affection of
-a cringing Italian greyhound, had hastened from celebrity to celebrity
-to hang over Tietjens, and although Tietjens knew that his friend was
-grieved and appalled, like any woman, at his, Tietjens', going out again
-to France--Tietjens hadn't been able to look Macmaster again in the
-face. . . . He had felt ashamed. He had felt, for the first time in his
-life, ashamed!
-
-Even when he, Tietjens, had slipped away from the party--to go to his
-good fortune!--Macmaster had come panting down the stairs, running after
-him, through guests coming up. He had said:
-
-"Wait . . . You're not going. . . . I want to . . ." With a miserable
-and appalled glance he had looked up the stairs; Lady Macmaster might
-have come out too. His black, short beard quivering and his wretched
-eyes turned down, he had said:
-
-"I wanted to explain. . . . This miserable knighthood. . . ."
-
-Tietjens patted him on the shoulder, Macmaster being on the stairs above
-him.
-
-"It's all right, old man," he had said--and with real affection: "We've
-powlered up and down enough for a little thing like that not to . . .
-I'm very glad. . . ." Macmaster had whispered:
-
-"And Valentine. . . . She's not here to-night. . . ."
-
-He had exclaimed:
-
-"By God! . . . If I thought . . ." Tietjens had said: "It's all right.
-It's all right. She's at another party. . . . I'm going on . . ."
-
-Macmaster had looked at him doubtingly and with misery, leaning over and
-clutching the clammy banisters.
-
-"Tell her . . ." he said . . . "Good God! You may be killed. . . . I beg
-you . . . I beg you to believe . . . I will . . . Like the apple of my
-eye. . . ." In the swift glance that Tietjens took of his face he could
-see that Macmaster's eyes were full of tears.
-
-They both stood looking down at the stone stairs for a long time.
-
-Then Macmaster had said: "Well . . ."
-
-Tietjens had said: "Well . . ." But he hadn't been able to look at
-Macmaster's eyes, though he had felt his friend's eyes pitiably
-exploring his own face. . . . "A backstairs way out of it," he had
-thought; a queer thing that you couldn't look in the face a man you were
-never going to see again!
-
-"But by God," he said to himself fiercely, when his mind came back again
-to the girl in front of him, "this isn't going to be another backstairs
-exit. . . . I must tell her. . . . I'm damned if I don't make an
-effort. . . ."
-
-She had her handkerchief to her face.
-
-"I'm always crying," she said. . . . "A little bubbling spring that can
-be trusted to keep on. . . ."
-
-He looked to the right and to the left. Ruggles or General Someone with
-false teeth that didn't fit _must_ be coming along. The street with its
-sooty boskage was clean empty and silent. She was looking at him. He
-didn't know how long he had been silent, he didn't know where he had
-been; intolerable waves urged him towards her.
-
-After a long time he said:
-
-"Well . . ."
-
-She moved back. She said:
-
-"I won't watch you out of sight. . . . It is unlucky to watch anyone out
-of sight. . . . But I will never . . . I will never cut what you said
-then out of my memory . . ." She was gone; the door shut. He had
-wondered what she would never cut out of her memory. That he had asked
-her that afternoon to be his mistress?
-
-He had caught, outside the gates of his old office, a transport lorry
-that had given him a lift to Holborn. . . .
-
-
-
-
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-<h2>SOME DO NOT. . .</h2>
-
-<h3>A NOVEL</h3>
-
-
-
-<h4>BY</h4>
-
-<h3>FORD MADOX FORD</h3>
-
-
-
-<h5>AUTHOR OF "THE MARSDEN CASE," "MISTER BOSPHORUS<br />
-AND THE MUSES," ETC., ETC.</h5>
-
-
-
-<h4>London: DUCKWORTH AND COMPANY</h4>
-
-<h4>3, HENRIETTA STREET, COVENT GARDEN, W.C. 2</h4>
-
-<hr class="r5" />
-
-<h4>CONTENTS</h4>
-<p><a href="#PART_ONE">PART ONE</a><br />
-<a href="#I">CHAPTER I</a><br />
-<a href="#II">CHAPTER II</a><br />
-<a href="#III">CHAPTER III</a><br />
-<a href="#IV">CHAPTER IV</a><br />
-<a href="#V">CHAPTER V</a><br />
-<a href="#VI">CHAPTER VI</a><br />
-<a href="#VII">CHAPTER VII</a><br />
-<a href="#PART_II">PART II</a><br />
-<a href="#I_II">CHAPTER I</a><br />
-<a href="#II_II">CHAPTER II</a><br />
-<a href="#III_II">CHAPTER III</a><br />
-<a href="#IV_II">CHAPTER IV</a><br />
-<a href="#V_II">CHAPTER V</a><br />
-<a href="#VI_II">CHAPTER VI</a></p>
-
-<hr class="r5" />
-
-<h4><a id="PART_ONE">PART ONE</a></h4>
-
-
-
-
-<h4><a id="I">I</a></h4>
-
-
-<p>The two young men&mdash;they were of the English public official
-class&mdash;sat in the perfectly appointed railway carriage. The leather
-straps to the windows were of virgin newness; the mirrors beneath the new
-luggage racks immaculate as if they had reflected very little; the bulging
-upholstery in its luxuriant, regulated curves was scarlet and yellow in
-an intricate, minute dragon pattern, the design of a geometrician in
-Cologne. The compartment smelt faintly, hygienically of admirable varnish;
-the train ran as smoothly&mdash;Tietjens remembered thinking&mdash;as
-British gilt-edged securities. It travelled fast; yet had it swayed or
-jolted over the rail joints, except at the curve before Tonbridge or
-over the points at Ashford where these eccentricities are expected and
-allowed for, Macmaster, Tietjens felt certain, would have written to the
-company. Perhaps he would even have written to the <i>Times</i>.</p>
-
-<p>Their class administered the world, not merely the newly-created
-Imperial Department of Statistics under Sir Reginald Ingleby. If they
-saw policemen misbehave, railway porters lack civility, an insufficiency
-of street lamps, defects in public services or in foreign countries,
-they saw to it, either with nonchalant Balliol voices, or with letters to
-the <i>Times</i>, asking in regretful indignation: "Has the British This
-or That come to <i>this</i>!" Or they wrote, in the serious reviews of
-which so many still survived, articles taking under their care, manners,
-the Arts, diplomacy, inter-Imperial trade or the personal reputations of
-deceased statesmen and men of letters.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster, that is to say, would do all that: of himself Tietjens was
-not so certain. There sat Macmaster; smallish; Whig; with a trimmed,
-pointed black beard, such as a smallish man might wear to enhance his
-already germinated distinction; black hair of a stubborn fibre, drilled
-down with hard metal brushes; a sharp nose; strong, level teeth; a
-white, butterfly collar of the smoothness of porcelain; a tie confined
-by a gold ring, steel-blue speckled with black&mdash;to match his eyes, as
-Tietjens knew.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens, on the other hand, could not remember what coloured tie he had
-on. He had taken a cab from the office to their rooms, had got himself
-into a loose, tailored coat and trousers, and a soft shirt, had packed,
-quickly, but still methodically, a great number of things in an immense
-two-handled kit-bag, which you could throw into a guard's van if need
-be. He disliked letting that "man" touch his things; he had disliked
-letting his wife's maid pack for him. He even disliked letting porters
-carry his kit-bag. He was a Tory&mdash;and as he disliked changing his
-clothes, there he sat, on the journey, already in large, brown,
-hugely-welted and nailed golf boots, leaning forward on the edge of the
-cushion, his legs apart, on each knee an immense white hand&mdash;and
-thinking vaguely.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster, on the other hand, was leaning back, reading some small,
-unbound printed sheets, rather stiff, frowning a little. Tietjens knew
-that this was, for Macmaster, an impressive moment. He was correcting
-the proofs of his first book.</p>
-
-<p>To this affair, as Tietjens knew, there attached themselves many fine
-shades. If, for instance, you had asked Macmaster whether he were a
-writer, he would have replied with the merest suggestion of a
-deprecatory shrug.</p>
-
-<p>"No, dear lady!" for of course no man would ask the question of anyone
-so obviously a man of the world. And he would continue with a smile:
-"Nothing so fine! A mere trifler at odd moments. A critic, perhaps. Yes!
-A little of a critic."</p>
-
-<p>Nevertheless Macmaster moved in drawing-rooms that, with long curtains,
-blue china plates, large-patterned wallpapers and large, quiet mirrors,
-sheltered the long-haired of the Arts. And, as near as possible to the
-dear ladies who gave the At Homes, Macmaster could keep up the talk&mdash;a
-little magisterially. He liked to be listened to with respect when he
-spoke of Botticelli, Rossetti, and those early Italian artists whom he
-called "The Primitives." Tietjens had seen him there. And he didn't
-disapprove.</p>
-
-<p>For, if they weren't, these gatherings, Society; they formed a stage on
-the long and careful road to a career in a first-class Government
-office. And, utterly careless as Tietjens imagined himself of careers or
-offices, he was, if sardonically, quite sympathetic towards his friend's
-ambitiousnesses. It was an odd friendship, but the oddnesses of
-friendships are a frequent guarantee of their lasting texture.</p>
-
-<p>The youngest son of a Yorkshire country gentleman, Tietjens himself was
-entitled to the best&mdash;the best that first-class public offices and
-first-class people could afford. He was without ambition, but these
-things would come to him as they do in England. So he could afford to be
-negligent of his attire, of the company he kept, of the opinions he
-uttered. He had a little private income under his mother's settlement; a
-little income from the Imperial Department of Statistics; he had married
-a woman of means, and he was, in the Tory manner, sufficiently a master
-of flouts and jeers to be listened to when he spoke. He was twenty-six;
-but, very big, in a fair, untidy, Yorkshire way, he carried more weight
-than his age warranted. His chief, Sir Reginald Ingleby, when Tietjens
-chose to talk of public tendencies which influenced statistics, would
-listen with attention. Sometimes Sir Reginald would say: "You're a
-perfect encyclopædia of exact material knowledge, Tietjens," and
-Tietjens thought that that was his due, and he would accept the tribute
-in silence.</p>
-
-<p>At a word from Sir Reginald, Macmaster, on the other hand, would murmur:
-"You're very good, Sir Reginald!" and Tietjens thought that perfectly
-proper.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster was a little the senior in the service as he was probably a
-little the senior in age. For, as to his room-mate's years, or as to his
-exact origins, there was a certain blank in Tietjens' knowledge.
-Macmaster was obviously Scotch by birth, and you accepted him as what
-was called a son of the manse. No doubt he was really the son of a
-grocer in Cupar or a railway porter in Edinburgh. It does not matter
-with the Scotch, and as he was very properly reticent as to his
-ancestry, having accepted him, you didn't, even mentally, make any
-enquiries.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens always had accepted Macmaster&mdash;at Clifton, at Cambridge,
-in Chancery Lane and in their rooms at Gray's Inn. So for Macmaster he had
-a very deep affection&mdash;even a gratitude. And Macmaster might be
-considered as returning these feelings. Certainly he had always done his
-best to be of service to Tietjens. Already at the Treasury and attached
-as private secretary to Sir Reginald Ingleby, whilst Tietjens was still
-at Cambridge, Macmaster had brought to the notice of Sir Reginald
-Tietjens' many great natural gifts, and Sir Reginald, being on the
-look-out for young men for his ewe lamb, his newly-founded department,
-had very readily accepted Tietjens as his third in command. On the other
-hand, it had been Tietjens' father who had recommended Macmaster to the
-notice of Sir Thomas Block at the Treasury itself. And, indeed, the
-Tietjens' family had provided a little money&mdash;that was Tietjens'
-mother really&mdash;to get Macmaster through Cambridge and install him in
-Town. He had repaid the small sum&mdash;paying it partly by finding room in
-his chambers for Tietjens when in turn he came to Town.</p>
-
-<p>With a Scots young man such a position had been perfectly possible.
-Tietjens had been able to go to his fair, ample, saintly mother in her
-morning-room and say:</p>
-
-<p>"Look here, mother, that fellow Macmaster! He'll need a little money to
-get through the University," and his mother would answer:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, my dear. How much?"</p>
-
-<p>With an English young man of the lower orders that would have left a
-sense of class obligation. With Macmaster it just didn't.</p>
-
-<p>During Tietjens' late trouble&mdash;for four months before Tietjens'
-wife had left him to go abroad with another man&mdash;Macmaster had filled
-a place that no other man could have filled. For the basis of Christopher
-Tietjens' emotional existence was a complete taciturnity&mdash;at any rate
-as to his emotions. As Tietjens saw the world, you didn't "talk." Perhaps
-you didn't even think about how you felt.</p>
-
-<p>And, indeed, his wife's flight had left him almost completely without
-emotions that he could realise, and he had not spoken more than twenty
-words at most about the event. Those had been mostly to his father, who,
-very tall, very largely built, silver-haired and erect, had drifted, as
-it were, into Macmaster's drawing-room in Gray's Inn, and after five
-minutes of silence had said:</p>
-
-<p>"You will divorce?"</p>
-
-<p>Christopher had answered:</p>
-
-<p>"No! No one but a blackguard would ever submit a woman to the ordeal of
-divorce."</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Tietjens had suggested that, and after an interval had asked:</p>
-
-<p>"You will permit her to divorce you?"</p>
-
-<p>He had answered:</p>
-
-<p>"If she wishes it. There's the child to be considered." Mr. Tietjens
-said:</p>
-
-<p>"You will get her settlement transferred to the child?" Christopher
-answered:</p>
-
-<p>"If it can be done without friction."</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Tietjens had commented only:</p>
-
-<p>"Ah!" Some minutes later he had said:</p>
-
-<p>"Your mother's very well." Then: "That motor-plough <i>didn't</i>
-answer," and then: "I shall be dining at the club."</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"May I bring Macmaster in, sir? You said you would put him up."</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Tietjens answered:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, do. Old General ffolliott will be there. He'll second him. He'd
-better make his acquaintance." He had gone away.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens considered that his relationship with his father was an almost
-perfect one. They were like two men in the club&mdash;the <i>only</i> club;
-thinking so alike that there was no need to talk. His father had spent a
-great deal of time abroad before succeeding to the estate. When, over
-the moors, he went into the industrial town that he owned, he drove
-always in a coach-and-four. Tobacco smoke had never been known inside
-Groby Hall: Mr. Tietjens had twelve pipes filled every morning by his
-head gardener and placed in rose bushes down the drive. These he smoked
-during the day. He farmed a good deal of his own land; had sat for
-Holdernesse from 1876 to 1881, but had not presented himself for
-election after the re-distribution of seats; he was patron of eleven
-livings; rode to hounds every now and then, and shot fairly regularly.
-He had three other sons and two daughters, and was now sixty-one.</p>
-
-<p>To his sister Effie, on the day after his wife's elopement, Christopher
-had said over the telephone:</p>
-
-<p>"Will you take Tommie for an indefinite period? Marchant will come with
-him. She offers to take charge of your two youngest as well, so you'll
-save a maid, and I'll pay their board and a bit over."</p>
-
-<p>The voice of his sister&mdash;from Yorkshire&mdash;had answered:</p>
-
-<p>"Certainly, Christopher." She was the wife of a vicar, near Groby, and
-she had several children.</p>
-
-<p>To Macmaster Tietjens had said:</p>
-
-<p>"Sylvia has left me with that fellow Perowne."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster had answered only: "Ah!"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens had continued:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm letting the house and warehousing the furniture. Tommie is going to
-my sister Effie. Marchant is going with him."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster had said:</p>
-
-<p>"Then you'll be wanting your old rooms." Macmaster occupied a very large
-storey of the Gray's Inn buildings. After Tietjens had left him on his
-marriage he had continued to enjoy solitude, except that his man had
-moved down from the attic to the bedroom formerly occupied by Tietjens.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'll come in to-morrow night if I may. That will give Ferens time to
-get back into his attic."</p>
-
-<p>That morning, at breakfast, four months having passed, Tietjens had
-received a letter from his wife. She asked, without any contrition at
-all, to be taken back. She was fed-up with Perowne and Brittany.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens looked up at Macmaster. Macmaster was already half out of his
-chair, looking at him with enlarged, steel-blue eyes, his beard
-quivering. By the time Tietjens spoke Macmaster had his hand on the neck
-of the cut-glass brandy decanter in the brown wood tantalus. Tietjens
-said:</p>
-
-<p>"Sylvia asks me to take her back."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"Have a little of this!"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens was about to say: "No," automatically. He changed that to:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes. Perhaps. A liqueur glass."</p>
-
-<p>He noticed that the lip of the decanter agitated, tinkling on the glass.
-Macmaster must be trembling.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster, with his back still turned, said:</p>
-
-<p>"Shall you take her back?"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens answered:</p>
-
-<p>"I imagine so." The brandy warmed his chest in its descent. Macmaster
-said:</p>
-
-<p>"Better have another."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens answered:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes. Thanks."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster went on with his breakfast and his letters. So did Tietjens.
-Ferens came in, removed the bacon plates and set on the table a silver
-water-heated dish that contained poached eggs and haddock. A long time
-afterwards Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, in principle I'm determined to. But I shall take three days to
-think out the details."</p>
-
-<p>He seemed to have no feelings about the matter. Certain insolent phrases
-in Sylvia's letter hung in his mind. He preferred a letter like that.
-The brandy made no difference to his mentality, but it seemed to keep
-him from shivering.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"Suppose we go down to Rye by the 11.40. We could get a round after tea
-now the days are long. I want to call on a parson near there. He has
-helped me with my book."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Did your poet know parsons? But of course he did. Duchemin is the name,
-isn't it?"</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"We could call about two-thirty. That will be all right in the country.
-We stay till four with a cab outside. We can be on the first tee at
-five. If we like the course we'll stay next day: then Tuesday at Hythe
-and Wednesday at Sandwich. Or we could stay at Rye all your three
-days."</p>
-
-<p>"It will probably suit me better to keep moving," Tietjens said. "There
-are those British Columbia figures of yours. If we took a cab now I
-could finish them for you in an hour and twelve minutes. Then British
-North America can go to the printers. It's only 8.30 now."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said, with some concern:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, but you <i>couldn't</i>. I can make our going all right with Sir
-Reginald," Tietjens said.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, yes I can. Ingleby will be pleased if you tell him they're
-finished. I'll have them ready for you to give him when he comes at
-ten."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"What an extraordinary fellow you are, Chrissie. Almost a genius!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh," Tietjens answered. "I was looking at your papers yesterday after
-you'd left and I've got most of the totals in my head. I was thinking
-about them before I went to sleep. I think you make a mistake in
-overestimating the pull of Klondyke this year on the population. The
-passes are open, but relatively no one is going through. I'll add a note
-to that effect."</p>
-
-<p>In the cab he said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm sorry to bother you with my beastly affairs. But how will it affect
-you and the office?"</p>
-
-<p>"The office," Macmaster said, "not at all. It is supposed that Sylvia is
-nursing Mrs. Satterthwaite abroad. As for me, I wish . . . ."&mdash;he
-closed his small, strong teeth&mdash;"I wish you would drag the woman
-through the mud. By God I do! Why should she mangle you for the rest of
-your life? She's done enough!"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens gazed out over the flap of the cab.</p>
-
-<p>That explained a question. Some days before, a young man, a friend of
-his wife's rather than of his own, had approached him in the club and
-had said that he hoped Mrs. Satterthwaite&mdash;his wife's mother&mdash;was
-better. He said now:</p>
-
-<p>"I see. Mrs. Satterthwaite has probably gone abroad to cover up Sylvia's
-retreat. She's a sensible woman, if a bitch."</p>
-
-<p>The hansom ran through nearly empty streets, it being very early for the
-public official quarters. The hoofs of the horse clattered
-precipitately. Tietjens preferred a hansom, horses being made for
-gentlefolk. He had known nothing of how his fellows had viewed his
-affairs. It was breaking up a great, numb inertia to enquire.</p>
-
-<p>During the last few months he had employed himself in tabulating from
-memory the errors in the <i>Encyclopœdia Britannica</i>, of which a new
-edition had lately appeared. He had even written an article for a dull
-monthly on the subject. It had been so caustic as to miss its mark,
-rather. He despised people who used works of reference; but the point of
-view had been so unfamiliar that his article had galled no one's
-withers, except possibly Macmaster's. Actually it had pleased Sir
-Reginald Ingleby, who had been glad to think that he had under him a
-young man with a memory so tenacious and so encyclopædic a
-knowledge. . . .</p>
-
-<p>That had been a congenial occupation, like a long drowse. Now he had to
-make enquiries. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"And my breaking up the establishment at twenty-nine? How's that viewed?
-I'm not going to have a house again."</p>
-
-<p>"It's considered," Macmaster answered, "that Lowndes Street did not
-agree with Mrs. Satterthwaite. That accounted for her illness. Drains
-wrong. I may say that Sir Reginald entirely&mdash;expressly&mdash;approves.
-He does not think that young married men in Government offices should keep
-up expensive establishments in the S.W. district."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Damn him." He added: "He's probably right though." He then said:
-"Thanks. That's all I want to know. A certain discredit has always
-attached to cuckolds. Very properly. A man ought to be able to keep his
-wife."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster exclaimed anxiously:</p>
-
-<p>"No! No! Chrissie."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens continued:</p>
-
-<p>"And a first-class public office is very like a public school. It might
-very well object to having a man whose wife had bolted amongst its
-members. I remember Clifton hated it when the Governors decided to admit
-the first Jew and the first nigger."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"I wish you wouldn't go on."</p>
-
-<p>"There was a fellow," Tietjens continued, "whose land was next to ours.
-Conder his name was. His wife was habitually unfaithful to him. She used
-to retire with some fellow for three months out of every year. Conder
-never moved a finger. But we felt Groby and the neighbourhood were
-unsafe. It was awkward introducing him&mdash;not to mention her&mdash;in
-your drawing-room. All sorts of awkwardnesses. Everyone knew the younger
-children weren't Conder's. A fellow married the youngest daughter and
-took over the hounds. And not a soul called on her. It wasn't rational
-or just. But that's why society distrusts the cuckold, really. It never
-knows when it mayn't be driven into something irrational and unjust."</p>
-
-<p>"But you <i>aren't</i>," Macmaster said with real anguish, "going to let
-Sylvia behave like that."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know," Tietjens said. "How am I to stop it? Mind you, I think
-Conder was quite right. Such calamities are the will of God. A gentleman
-accepts them. If the woman won't divorce, he <i>must</i> accept them, and
-it get's talked about. You seem to have made it all right this time. You
-and, I suppose, Mrs. Satterthwaite between you. But you won't be always
-there. Or I might come across another woman."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"Ah!" and after a moment:</p>
-
-<p>"What then?"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"God knows . . . There's that poor little beggar to be considered.
-Marchant says he's beginning to talk broad Yorkshire already."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"If it wasn't for that. . . . That would be a solution."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said: "Ah!"</p>
-
-<p>When he paid the cabman, in front of a grey cement portal with a gabled
-arch, reaching up, he said:</p>
-
-<p>"You've been giving the mare less licorice in her mash. I told you she'd
-go better."</p>
-
-<p>The cabman, with a scarlet, varnished face, a shiny hat, a drab
-box-cloth coat and a gardenia in his buttonhole, said:</p>
-
-<p>"Ah! Trust you to remember, sir."</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>In the train, from beneath his pile of polished dressing and despatch
-cases&mdash;Tietjens had thrown his immense kit-bag with his own hands into
-the guard's van&mdash;Macmaster looked across at his friend. It was, for
-him, a great day. Across his face were the proof-sheets of his first,
-small, delicate-looking volume. . . . A small page, the type black and
-still odorous! He had the agreeable smell of the printer's ink in his
-nostrils; the fresh paper was still a little damp. In his white, rather
-spatulate, always slightly cold fingers, was the pressure of the small,
-flat, gold pencil he had purchased especially for these corrections. He
-had found none to make.</p>
-
-<p>He had expected a wallowing of pleasure&mdash;almost the only sensuous
-pleasure he had allowed himself for many months. Keeping up the
-appearances of an English gentleman on an exiguous income was no mean
-task. But to wallow in your own phrases, to be rejoiced by the savour of
-your own shrewd pawkinesses, to feel your rhythm balanced and yet
-sober&mdash;that is a pleasure beyond most, and an inexpensive one at that.
-He had had it from mere "articles"&mdash;on the philosophies and domestic
-lives of such great figures as Carlyle and Mill, or on the expansion of
-inter-colonial trade. This was a book.</p>
-
-<p>He relied upon it to consolidate his position. In the office they were
-mostly "born," and not vastly sympathetic. There was a sprinkling,
-too&mdash;it was beginning to be a large one&mdash;of young men who had
-obtained their entry by merit or by sheer industry. These watched
-promotions jealously, discerning nepotic increases of increment and
-clamouring amongst themselves at favouritisms.</p>
-
-<p>To these he had been able to turn a cold shoulder. His intimacy with
-Tietjens permitted him to be rather on the "born" side of the institution,
-his agreeableness&mdash;he knew he was agreeable and useful!&mdash;to
-Sir Reginald Ingleby, protecting him in the main from unpleasantness.
-His "articles" had given him a certain right to an austerity of
-demeanour; his book he trusted to let him adopt an almost judicial
-attitude. He would then be <i>the</i> Mr. Macmaster, the critic, the
-authority. And the first-class departments are not adverse from having
-distinguished men as ornaments to their company; at any rate the
-promotion of the distinguished are not objected to. So Macmaster
-saw&mdash;almost physically&mdash;Sir Reginald Ingleby perceiving the
-empressement with which his valued subordinate was treated in the
-drawing-rooms of Mrs. Leamington, Mrs. Cressy, the Hon. Mrs. de Limoux; Sir
-Reginald would perceive that, for he was not a reader himself of much else
-than Government publications, and he would feel fairly safe in making easy
-the path of his critically-gifted and austere young helper. The son of a
-very poor shipping clerk in an obscure Scotch harbour town, Macmaster
-had very early decided on the career that he would make. As between the
-heroes of Mr. Smiles, an author enormously popular in Macmaster's
-boyhood, and the more distinctly intellectual achievements open to the
-very poor Scot, Macmaster had had no difficulty in choosing. A pit lad
-<i>may</i> rise to be a mine owner; a hard, gifted, unsleeping Scots youth,
-pursuing unobtrusively and unobjectionably a course of study and of
-public usefulness, <i>will</i> certainly achieve distinction, security and
-the quiet admiration of those around him. It was the difference between
-the <i>may</i> and the <i>will</i>, and Macmaster had had no difficulty in
-making his choice. He saw himself by now almost certain of a career that
-should give him at fifty a knighthood, and long before that a competence, a
-drawing-room of his own and a lady who should contribute to his
-unobtrusive fame, she moving about, in that room, amongst the best of
-the intellects of the day, gracious, devoted, a tribute at once to his
-discernment and his achievements. Without some disaster he was sure of
-himself. Disasters come to men through drink, bankruptcy and women.
-Against the first two he knew himself immune, though his expenses had a
-tendency to outrun his income, and he was always a little in debt to
-Tietjens. Tietjens fortunately had means. As to the third, he was not so
-certain. His life had necessarily been starved of women, and, arrived at
-a stage when the female element might, even with due respect to caution,
-be considered as a legitimate feature of his life, he had to fear a
-rashness of choice due to that very starvation. The type of woman he
-needed he knew to exactitude: tall, graceful, dark, loose-gowned,
-passionate yet circumspect, oval-featured, deliberative, gracious to
-every one around her. He could almost hear the very rustle of her
-garments.</p>
-
-<p>And yet . . . He had had passages when a sort of blind unreason had
-attracted him almost to speechlessness towards girls of the most
-giggling, behind-the-counter order, big-bosomed, scarlet-cheeked. It was
-only Tietjens who had saved him from the most questionable
-entanglements.</p>
-
-<p>"Hang it," Tietjens would say, "don't get messing round that trollop.
-All you could do with her would be to set her up in a tobacco shop, and
-she would be tearing your beard out inside the quarter. Let alone you
-can't afford it."</p>
-
-<p>And Macmaster, who would have sentimentalised the plump girl to the tune
-of <i>Highland Mary</i>, would for a day damn Tietjens up and down for a
-coarse brute. But at the moment he thanked God for Tietjens. There he
-sat, near to thirty, without an entanglement, a blemish on his health,
-or a worry with regard to any woman.</p>
-
-<p>With deep affection and concern he looked across at his brilliant
-junior, who hadn't saved himself. Tietjens had fallen into the most
-barefaced snare, into the cruellest snare, of the worst woman that could
-be imagined.</p>
-
-<p>And Macmaster suddenly realised that he wasn't wallowing, as he had
-imagined that he would, in the sensuous current of his prose. He had
-begun spiritedly with the first neat square of a paragraph. . . .
-Certainly his publishers had done well by him in the matter of print:</p>
-
-
-<blockquote>
-<p>"Whether we consider him as the imaginer of mysterious, sensuous and
-exact plastic beauty; as the manipulator of sonorous, rolling and
-full-mouthed lines; of words as full of colour as were his canvases; or
-whether we regard him as the deep philosopher, elucidating and drawing
-his illumination from the arcana of a mystic hardly greater than
-himself, to Gabriel Charles Dante Rossetti, the subject of this little
-monograph, must be accorded the name of one who has profoundly
-influenced the outward aspects, the human contacts, and all those things
-that go to make up the life of our higher civilisation as we live it
-to-day. . . ."</p></blockquote>
-
-
-<p>Macmaster realised that he had only got thus far with his prose, and had
-got thus far without any of the relish that he had expected, and that
-then he had turned to the middle paragraph of page three&mdash;after the
-end of his exordium. His eyes wandered desultorily along the line:</p>
-
-
-<blockquote>
-<p>"The subject of these pages was born in the western central district of
-the metropolis in the year . . ."</p></blockquote>
-
-
-<p>The words conveyed nothing to him at all. He understood that that was
-because he hadn't got over that morning. He had looked up from his
-coffee-cup&mdash;over the rim&mdash;and had taken in a blue-grey sheet of
-notepaper in Tietjens' fingers, shaking, inscribed, in the large,
-broad-nibbed writing of that detestable harridan. And Tietjens had been
-staring&mdash;staring with the intentness of a maddened horse&mdash;at his,
-Macmaster's, face! And grey! Shapeless! The nose like a pallid triangle
-on a bladder of lard! That was Tietjens' face. . . .</p>
-
-<p>He could still feel the blow, physical, in the pit of his stomach! He
-had thought Tietjens was going mad: that he <i>was</i> mad. It had passed.
-Tietjens had assumed the mask of his indolent, insolent self. At the
-office, but later, he had delivered an extraordinarily forceful&mdash;and
-quite rude&mdash;lecture to Sir Reginald on his reasons for differing from
-the official figures of population movements in the western territories.
-Sir Reginald had been much impressed. The figures were wanted for a speech
-of the Colonial Minister&mdash;or an answer to a question&mdash;and Sir
-Reginald had promised to put Tietjens' views before the great man. That
-was the sort of thing to do a young fellow good&mdash;because it got kudos
-for the office. They had to work on figures provided by the Colonial
-Governments, and if they could correct those fellows by sheer brain
-work&mdash;that scored.</p>
-
-<p>But there sat Tietjens, in his grey tweeds, his legs apart, lumpish,
-clumsy, his tallowy, intelligent-looking hands drooping inert between
-his legs, his eyes gazing at a coloured photograph of the port of
-Boulogne beside the mirror beneath the luggage rack. Blonde,
-high-coloured, vacant apparently, you couldn't tell what in the world he
-was thinking of. The mathematical theory of waves, very likely, or slips
-in some one's article on Arminianism. For, absurd as it seemed,
-Macmaster knew that he knew next to nothing of his friend's feelings. As
-to them, practically no confidences had passed between them. Just two:</p>
-
-<p>On the night before his starting for his wedding in Paris Tietjens had
-said to him:</p>
-
-<p>"Vinny, old fellow, it's a back door way out of it. She's
-bitched <i>me</i>."</p>
-
-<p>And once, rather lately, he had said:</p>
-
-<p>"Damn it! I don't even know if the child's my own!"</p>
-
-<p>This last confidence had shocked Macmaster so irremediably&mdash;the
-child had been a seven months' child, rather ailing, and Tietjens' clumsy
-tenderness towards it had been so marked that, even without this
-nightmare, Macmaster had been affected by the sight of them
-together&mdash;that confidence then had pained Macmaster so frightfully, it
-was so appalling, that Macmaster had regarded it almost as an insult. It
-was the sort of confidence a man didn't make to his equal, but only to
-solicitors, doctors, or the clergy who are not quite men. Or, at any
-rate, such confidences are not made between men without appeals for
-sympathy, and Tietjens had made no appeal for sympathy. He had just
-added sardonically:</p>
-
-<p>"She gives me the benefit of the agreeable doubt. And she's as good as
-said as much to Marchant"&mdash;Marchant had been Tietjens' old nurse.</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>Suddenly&mdash;and as if in a sort of unconscious losing of his
-head&mdash;Macmaster remarked:</p>
-
-<p>"You can't say the man wasn't a poet!"</p>
-
-<p>The remark had been, as it were, torn from him, because he had observed,
-in the strong light of the compartment, that half of Tietjens' forelock
-and a roundish patch behind it was silvery white. That might have been
-going on for weeks: you live beside a man and notice his changes very
-little. Yorkshire men of fresh colour and blondish often go speckled
-with white very young; Tietjens had had a white hair or two at the age
-of fourteen, very noticeable in the sunlight when he had taken his cap
-off to bowl.</p>
-
-<p>But Macmaster's mind, taking appalled change, had felt assured that
-Tietjens had gone white with the shock of his wife's letter: in four
-hours! That meant that terrible things must be going on within him; his
-thoughts, at all costs, must be distracted. The mental process in
-Macmaster had been quite subconscious. He would not, advisedly, have
-introduced the painter-poet as a topic.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I haven't said anything at all that I can remember."</p>
-
-<p>The obstinacy of his hard race awakened in Macmaster:</p>
-
-<p>"'Since,'" he quoted, 'when we stand side by side</p>
-
-
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i4">Only hands may meet,</span><br />
-<span class="i3">Better half this weary world</span><br />
-<span class="i4">Lay between us, sweet!</span><br />
-<span class="i3">Better far tho' hearts may break</span><br />
-<span class="i4">Bid farewell for aye!</span><br />
-<span class="i3">Lest thy sad eyes, meeting mine,</span><br />
-<span class="i4">Tempt my soul away!'</span>
-</div></div>
-
-
-<p>"You can't," he continued, "say that that isn't poetry! Great
-poetry."</p>
-
-<p>"I can't say," Tietjens answered contemptuously. "I don't read poetry
-except Byron. But it's a filthy picture. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said uncertainly:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know that I know the picture. Is it in Chicago?"</p>
-
-<p>"It isn't painted!" Tietjens said. "But it's there!"</p>
-
-<p>He continued with sudden fury:</p>
-
-<p>"Damn it. What's the sense of all these attempts to justify fornication?
-England's mad about it. Well, you've got your John Stuart Mill's and
-your George Eliot's for the high-class thing. Leave the furniture out!
-Or leave me out at least. I tell you it revolts me to think of that
-obese, oily man who never took a bath, in a grease-spotted dressing-gown
-and the underclothes he's slept in, standing beside a five shilling
-model with crimped hair, or some Mrs. W. Three Stars, gazing into a
-mirror that reflects their fetid selves and gilt sunfish and drop
-chandeliers and plates sickening with cold bacon fat and gurgling about
-passion."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster had gone chalk white, his short beard bristling:</p>
-
-<p>"You daren't . . . you daren't talk like that," he stuttered.</p>
-
-<p>"I <i>dare</i>!" Tietjens answered; "but I oughtn't to . . . to you! I
-admit that. But you oughtn't, almost as much, to talk about that stuff to
-me, either. It's an insult to my intelligence."</p>
-
-<p>"Certainly," Macmaster said stiffly, "the moment was not opportune."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't understand what you mean," Tietjens answered. "The moment can
-never be opportune. Let's agree that making a career is a dirty
-business&mdash;for me as for you! But decent augurs grin behind their
-masks. They never preach to each other."</p>
-
-<p>"You're getting esoteric," Macmaster said faintly.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll underline," Tietjens went on. "I quite understand that the favour
-of Mrs. Cressy and Mrs. de Limoux is essential to you! They have the ear
-of that old don Ingleby."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"Damn!"</p>
-
-<p>"I quite agree," Tietjens continued, "I quite approve. It's the game as
-it has always been played. It's the tradition, so it's right. It's been
-sanctioned since the days of the <i>Précieuses Ridicules</i>."</p>
-
-<p>"You've a way of putting things," Macmaster said.</p>
-
-<p>"I haven't," Tietjens answered. "It's just because I haven't that what I
-<i>do</i> say sticks out in the minds of fellows like you who are always
-fiddling about after literary expression. But what I do say is this: I
-stand for monogamy."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster uttered a "<i>You!</i>" of amazement.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens answered with a negligent "<i>I!</i>" He continued:</p>
-
-<p>"I stand for monogamy and chastity. And for no talking about it. Of
-course, if a man who's a man wants to have a woman he has her. And
-again, no talking about it. He'd no doubt be in the end better, and
-better off, if he didn't. Just as it would probably be better for him if
-he didn't have the second glass of whisky and soda. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You call that monogamy and chastity!" Macmaster interjected.</p>
-
-<p>"I do," Tietjens answered. "And it probably is, at any rate it's clean.
-What is loathsome is all your fumbling in placket-holes and polysyllabic
-Justification by Love. You stand for lachrymose polygamy. That's all
-right if you can get your club to change its rules."</p>
-
-<p>"You're out of my depth," Macmaster said. "And being very disagreeable.
-You appear to be justifying promiscuity. I don't like it."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm probably being disagreeable," Tietjens said. "Jeremiahs
-usually are. But there ought to be a twenty years' close time for
-discussions of sham sexual morality. Your Paolo and Francesca&mdash;and
-Dante's&mdash;went, very properly, to Hell, and no bones about it. You
-don't get Dante justifying them. But your fellow whines about creeping
-into Heaven."</p>
-
-<p>"He <i>doesn't</i>," Macmaster exclaimed. Tietjens continued with
-equanimity:</p>
-
-<p>"Now your novelist who writes a book to justify his every tenth or fifth
-seduction of a commonplace young woman in the name of the rights of shop
-boys . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll admit," Macmaster coincided, "that Briggs is going too far. I told
-him only last Thursday at Mrs. Limoux's. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm not talking of anyone in particular," Tietjens said. "I don't read
-novels. I'm supposing a case. And it's a cleaner case than that of your
-pre-Raphaelite horrors! No! I don't read novels, but I follow
-tendencies. And if a fellow chooses to justify his seductions of
-uninteresting and viewy young females along the lines of freedom and the
-rights of man, it's relatively respectable. It would be better just to
-boast about his conquests in a straightforward and exultant way.
-But . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You carry joking too far sometimes," Macmaster said. "I've warned you
-about it."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm as solemn as an owl!" Tietjens rejoined. "The lower classes are
-becoming vocal. Why shouldn't they? They're the only people in this
-country who are sound in wind and limb. They'll save the country if the
-country's to be saved."</p>
-
-<p>"And you call yourself a Tory!" Macmaster said.</p>
-
-<p>"The lower classes," Tietjens continued equably, "such of them as get
-through the secondary schools, want irregular and very transitory
-unions. During holidays they go together on personally-conducted tours
-to Switzerland and such places. Wet afternoons they pass in their tiled
-bathrooms, slapping each other hilariously on the backs and splashing
-white enamel paint about."</p>
-
-<p>"You say you don't read novels," Macmaster said, "but I recognise the
-quotation."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't <i>read</i> novels," Tietjens answered. "I know what's in 'em.
-There has been nothing worth <i>reading</i> written in England since the
-eighteenth century except by a woman. . . . But it's natural for your
-enamel splashers to want to see themselves in a bright and variegated
-literature. Why shouldn't they? It's a healthy, human desire, and now
-that printing and paper are cheap they get it satisfied. It's healthy, I
-tell you. Infinitely healthier than . . ." He paused.</p>
-
-<p>"Than what?" Macmaster asked.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm thinking," Tietjens said, "thinking how not to be too rude."</p>
-
-<p>"You want to be rude," Macmaster said bitterly, "to people who lead the
-contemplative . . . the circumspect life."</p>
-
-<p>"It's precisely that," Tietjens said. He quoted:</p>
-
-
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i3">"'She walks the lady of, my delight,</span><br />
-<span class="i4">A shepherdess of sheep;</span><br />
-<span class="i3">She is so circumspect and right:</span><br />
-<span class="i4">She has her thoughts to keep.'"</span>
-</div></div>
-
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"Confound you, Chrissie. You know everything."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, yes," Tietjens said musingly, "I think I should want to be rude
-to her. I don't say I should be. Certainly I shouldn't if she were good
-looking. Or if she were your soul's affinity. You can rely on that."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster had a sudden vision of Tietjens' large and clumsy form walking
-beside the lady of his, Macmaster's, delight, when ultimately she was
-found&mdash;walking along the top of a cliff amongst tall grass and poppies
-and making himself extremely agreeable with talk of Tasso and Cimabue.
-All the same, Macmaster imagined, the lady wouldn't like Tietjens. Women
-didn't as a rule. His looks and his silences alarmed them. Or they hated
-him.</p>
-
-<p>. . . Or they liked him very much indeed. And Macmaster said
-conciliatorily:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, I think I could rely on that!" He added: "All the same I don't
-wonder that . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He had been about to say:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't wonder that Sylvia calls you immoral." For Tietjens' wife
-alleged that Tietjens was detestable. He bored her, she said, by his
-silences; when he did speak she hated him for the immorality of his
-views. . . . But he did not finish his sentence, and Tietjens went on:</p>
-
-<p>"All the same when the war comes it will be these little snobs who will
-save England, because they've the courage to know what they want and to
-say so."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said loftily:</p>
-
-<p>"You're extraordinarily old-fashioned at times, Chrissie. You ought
-to know as well as I do that a war is impossible&mdash;at any rate
-with this country in it. Simply because . . ." He hesitated and then
-emboldened himself: "<i>We</i>&mdash;the circumspect&mdash;yes, the
-circumspect classes, will pilot the nation through the tight places."</p>
-
-<p>"War, my good fellow," Tietjens said&mdash;the train was slowing down
-preparatorily to running into Ashford&mdash;"is inevitable, and with this
-country plumb centre in the middle of it. Simply because you fellows
-are such damn hypocrites. There's not a country in the world that
-trusts us. We're always, as it were, committing adultery&mdash;like your
-fellow!&mdash;with the name of Heaven on our lips." He was jibing again at
-the subject of Macmaster's monograph.</p>
-
-<p>"He never!" Macmaster said in almost a stutter. "He never whined about
-Heaven."</p>
-
-<p>"He did," Tietjens said: "The beastly poem you quoted ends:"</p>
-
-
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i3">"'Better far though hearts may break,</span><br />
-<span class="i4">Since we dare not love,</span><br />
-<span class="i3">Part till we once more may meet</span><br />
-<span class="i4">In a Heaven above.'"</span>
-</div></div>
-
-
-<p>And Macmaster, who had been dreading that shot&mdash;for he never knew
-how much or how little of any given poem his friend would have by
-heart&mdash;Macmaster collapsed, as it were, into fussily getting down his
-dressing-cases and clubs from the rack, a task he usually left to a
-porter. Tietjens who, however much a train might be running into a
-station he was bound for, sat like a rock until it was dead-still, said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, a war is inevitable. Firstly, there's you fellows who can't be
-trusted. And then there's the multitude who mean to have bathrooms and
-white enamel. Millions of them; all over the world. Not merely here. And
-there aren't enough bathrooms and white enamel in the world to go round.
-It's like you polygamists with women. There aren't enough women in the
-world to go round to satisfy your insatiable appetites. And there aren't
-enough men in the world to give each woman one. And most women want
-several. So you have divorce cases. I suppose you won't say that because
-you're so circumspect and right there shall be no more divorce? Well,
-war is as inevitable as divorce. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster had his head out of the carriage window and was calling for a
-porter.</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>On the platform a number of women in lovely sable cloaks, with purple or
-red jewel cases, with diaphanous silky scarves flying from motor hoods,
-were drifting towards the branch train for Rye, under the shepherding of
-erect, burdened footmen. Two of them nodded to Tietjens.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster considered that he was perfectly right to be tidy in his
-dress; you never knew whom you mightn't meet on a railway journey. This
-confirmed him as against Tietjens, who preferred to look like a navvy.</p>
-
-<p>A tall, white-haired, white-moustached, red-cheeked fellow limped after
-Tietjens, who was getting his immense bag out of the guard's van. He
-clapped the young man on the shoulder and said:</p>
-
-<p>"Hullo! How's your mother-in-law? Lady Claude wants to know. She says
-come up and pick a bone to-night if you're going to Rye." He had
-extraordinarily blue, innocent eyes.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Hullo, general," and added: "I believe she's much better. Quite
-restored. This is Macmaster. I think I shall be going over to bring my
-wife back in a day or two. They're both at Lobscheid . . . a German
-spa."</p>
-
-<p>The general said:</p>
-
-<p>"Quite right. It isn't good for a young man to be alone. Kiss Sylvia's
-finger-tips for me. She's the real thing, you lucky beggar." He added, a
-little anxiously: "What about a foursome to-morrow? Paul Sandbach is
-down. He's as crooked as me. We can't do a full round at singles."</p>
-
-<p>"It's your own fault," Tietjens said. "You ought to have gone to my
-bone-setter. Settle it with Macmaster, will you?" He jumped into the
-twilight of the guard's van.</p>
-
-<p>The general looked at Macmaster, a quick, penetrating scrutiny:</p>
-
-<p>"You're <i>the</i> Macmaster," he said. "You would be if you're with
-Chrissie."</p>
-
-<p>A high voice called:</p>
-
-<p>"General! General!"</p>
-
-<p>"I want a word with you," the general said, "about the figures in that
-article you wrote about Pondoland. Figures are all right. But we shall
-lose the beastly country if . . . But we'll talk about it after dinner
-to-night. You'll come up to Lady Claudine's. . . ."</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>Macmaster congratulated himself again on his appearance. It was all very
-well for Tietjens to look like a sweep; he was of these people. He,
-Macmaster, wasn't. He had, if anything, to be an authority, and
-authorities wear gold tie-rings and broadcloth. General Lord Edward
-Campion had a son, a permanent head of the Treasury department that
-regulated increases of salaries and promotions in all the public
-offices. Tietjens only caught the Rye train by running alongside it,
-pitching his enormous kit-bag through the carriage window and swinging
-on the footboard. Macmaster reflected that if he had done that half the
-station would have been yelling, "Stand away there."</p>
-
-<p>As it was Tietjens a stationmaster was galloping after him to open the
-carriage door and grinningly to part:</p>
-
-<p>"Well caught, sir!" for it was a cricketing county.</p>
-
-<p>"Truly," Macmaster quoted to himself.</p>
-
-
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i3">"'The gods to each ascribe a differing lot:</span><br />
-<span class="i3">Some enter at the portal. Some do not!'"</span>
-</div></div>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="II">II</a></h4>
-
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite with her French maid, her priest, and her
-disreputable young man, Mr. Bayliss, were at Lobscheid, an unknown and
-little-frequented air resort amongst the pinewoods of the Taunus. Mrs.
-Satterthwaite was ultra-fashionable and consummately indifferent&mdash;she
-only really lost her temper if at her table and under her nose you
-consumed her famous Black Hamburg grapes without taking their skin and
-all. Father Consett was out to have an uproarious good time during his
-three weeks' holiday from the slums of Liverpool; Mr. Bayliss, thin like
-a skeleton in tight blue serge, golden haired and pink, was so nearly
-dead of tuberculosis, was so dead penniless, and of tastes so costly
-that he was ready to keep stone quiet, drink six pints of milk a day and
-behave himself. On the face of it he was there to write the letters of
-Mrs. Satterthwaite, but the lady never let him enter her private rooms
-for fear of infection. He had to content himself with nursing a growing
-adoration for Father Consett. This priest, with an enormous mouth, high
-cheek bones, untidy black hair, a broad face that never looked too clean
-and waving hands that always looked too dirty, never kept still for a
-moment, and had a brogue such as is seldom heard outside old-fashioned
-English novels of Irish life. He had a perpetual laugh, like the noise
-made by a steam roundabout. He was, in short, a saint, and Mr. Bayliss
-knew it, though he didn't know how. Ultimately, and with the financial
-assistance of Mrs. Satterthwaite, Mr. Bayliss became almoner to Father
-Consett, adopted the rule of St. Vincent de Paul and wrote some very
-admirable, if decorative, devotional verse.</p>
-
-<p>They proved thus a very happy, innocent party. For Mrs. Satterthwaite
-interested herself&mdash;it was the only interest she had&mdash;in
-handsome, thin and horribly disreputable young men. She would wait for
-them, or send her car to wait for them, at the gaol gates. She would bring
-their usually admirable wardrobes up to date and give them enough money to
-have a good time. When contrary to all expectations&mdash;but it happened
-more often than not!&mdash;they turned out well, she was lazily pleased.
-Sometimes she sent them away to a gay spot with a priest who needed a
-holiday; sometimes she had them down to her place in the west of
-England.</p>
-
-<p>So they were a pleasant company and all very happy. Lobscheid contained
-one empty hotel with large verandahs and several square farm-houses,
-white with grey beams, painted in the gables with bouquets of blue and
-yellow flowers or with scarlet huntsmen shooting at purple stags. They
-were like gay cardboard boxes set down in fields of long grass; then the
-pinewoods commenced and ran, solemn, brown and geometric for miles up
-and down hill. The peasant girls wore black velvet waistcoats, white
-bodices, innumerable petticoats and absurd parti-coloured headdresses of
-the shape and size of halfpenny buns. They walked about in rows of four
-to six abreast, with a slow step, protruding white-stockinged feet in
-dancing pumps, their headdresses nodding solemnly; young men in blue
-blouses, knee-breeches and, on Sundays, in three-cornered hats, followed
-behind singing part-songs.</p>
-
-<p>The French maid&mdash;whom Mrs. Satterthwaite had borrowed from
-the Duchesse de Carbon Châteaulherault in exchange for her own
-maid&mdash;was at first inclined to find the place <i>maussade</i>. But
-getting up a tremendous love affair with a fine, tall, blonde young
-fellow, who included a gun, a gold-mounted hunting knife as long as his
-arm, a light, grey-green uniform, with gilt badges and buttons,
-she was reconciled to her lot. When the young Förster tried to shoot
-her&mdash;"<i>et pour cause</i>," as she said&mdash;she was ravished and
-Mrs. Satterthwaite lazily amused.</p>
-
-<p>They were sitting playing bridge in the large, shadowy dining-hall of
-the hotel: Mrs. Satterthwaite, Father Consett, Mr. Bayliss. A young
-blonde sub-lieutenant of great obsequiousness who was there as a last
-chance for his right lung and his career, and the bearded Kur-doctor cut
-in. Father Consett, breathing heavily and looking frequently at his
-watch, played very fast, exclaiming: "Hurry up now; it's nearly twelve.
-Hurry up wid ye." Mr. Bayliss being dummy, the Father exclaimed: "Three,
-no trumps; I've to make. Get me a whisky and soda quick, and don't drown
-it as ye did the last." He played his hand with extreme rapidity, threw
-down his last three cards, exclaimed: "Ach! Botheranouns an' all; I'm
-two down and I've revoked on the top av it," swallowed down his whisky
-and soda, looked at his watch and exclaimed: "Done it to the minute!
-Here, doctor, take my hand and finish the rubber." He was to take the
-mass next day for the local priest, and mass must be said fasting from
-midnight, and without cards played. Bridge was his only passion; a
-fortnight every year was what, in his worn-out life, he got of it. On
-his holiday he rose at ten. At eleven it was: "A four for the Father."
-From two to four they walked in the forest. At five it was: "A four for
-the Father." At nine it was: "Father, aren't you coming to your bridge?"
-And Father Consett grinned all over his face and said: "It's good ye are
-to a poor ould soggart. It will be paid back to you in Heaven."</p>
-
-<p>The other four played on solemnly. The Father sat himself down behind
-Mrs. Satterthwaite, his chin in the nape of her neck. At excruciating
-moments he gripped her shoulders, exclaimed: "Play the <i>queen</i>,
-woman!" and breathed hard down her back. Mrs. Satterthwaite would play the
-two of diamonds, and the Father, throwing himself back, would groan. She
-said over her shoulder:</p>
-
-<p>"I want to talk to you to-night, Father," took the last trick of the
-rubber, collected 17 marks 50 from the doctor and 8 marks from the
-unter-leutenant. The doctor exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"You gan't dake that immense sum from us and then ko off. Now we shall
-be ropped py Herr Payliss at gutt-throat!"</p>
-
-<p>She drifted, all shadowy black silk, across the shadows of the
-dining-hall, dropping her winnings into her black satin vanity bag and
-attended by the priest. Outside the door, beneath the antlers of a royal
-stag, in an atmosphere of paraffin lamps and varnished pitch-pine, she
-said:</p>
-
-<p>"Come up to my sitting-room. The prodigal's returned. Sylvia's
-here."</p>
-
-<p>The Father said:</p>
-
-<p>"I thought I saw her out of the corner of my eye in the 'bus after
-dinner. She'll be going back to her husband. It's a poor world."</p>
-
-<p>"She's a wicked devil!" Mrs. Satterthwaite said.</p>
-
-<p>"I've known her myself since she was nine," Father Consett said, "and
-it's little I've seen in her to hold up to the commendation of my
-flock." He added: "But maybe I'm made unjust by the shock of it."</p>
-
-<p>They climbed the stairs slowly.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite sat herself on the edge of a cane chair. She
-said:</p>
-
-<p>"Well!"</p>
-
-<p>She wore a black hat like a cart-wheel and her dresses appeared always
-to consist of a great many squares of silk that might have been thrown
-on to her. Since she considered that her complexion, which was mat
-white, had gone slightly violet from twenty years of make up, when she
-was not made up&mdash;as she never was at Lobscheid&mdash;she wore bits of
-puce-coloured satin ribbon stuck here and there, partly to counteract
-the violet of her complexion, partly to show she was not in mourning.
-She was very tall and extremely emaciated; her dark eyes that had
-beneath them dark brown thumb-marks were very tired or very indifferent
-by turns.</p>
-
-<p>Father Consett walked backwards and forwards, his hands behind his back,
-his head bent, over the not too well polished floor. There were two
-candles, lit but dim, in imitation pewter <i>nouvel art</i> candlesticks,
-rather dingy; a sofa of cheap mahogany with red plush cushions and
-rests, a table covered with a cheap carpet and an American roll-top desk
-that had thrown into it a great many papers in scrolls or flat. Mrs.
-Satterthwaite was extremely indifferent to her surroundings, but she
-insisted on having a piece of furniture for her papers. She liked also
-to have a profusion of hot-house, not garden, flowers, but as there were
-none of these at Lobscheid she did without them. She insisted also, as a
-rule, on a comfortable chaise longue which she rarely, if ever, used;
-but the German Empire of those days did not contain a comfortable chair,
-so she did without it, lying down on her bed when she was really tired.
-The walls of the large room were completely covered with pictures of
-animals in death agonies: capercailzies giving up the ghost with gouts
-of scarlet blood on the snow; deer dying with their heads back and eyes
-glazing, gouts of red blood on their necks; foxes dying with scarlet
-blood on green grass. These pictures were frame to frame, representing
-sport, the hotel having been a former Grand Ducal hunting-box, freshened
-to suit the taste of the day with varnished pitch-pine, bathrooms,
-verandahs, and excessively modern but noisy lavatory arrangements which
-had been put in for the delight of possible English guests.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite sat on the edge of her chair; she had always the air
-of being just about to go out somewhere or of having just come in and
-being on the point of going to take her things off. She said:</p>
-
-<p>"There's been a telegram waiting for her all the afternoon. I knew she
-was coming."</p>
-
-<p>Father Consett said:</p>
-
-<p>"I saw it in the rack myself. I misdoubted it." He added: "Oh dear, oh
-dear! After all we've talked about it; now it's come."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite said:</p>
-
-<p>"I've been a wicked woman myself as these things are measured;
-but . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Father Consett said:</p>
-
-<p>"Ye have! It's no doubt from you she gets it, for your husband was a
-good man. But one wicked woman is enough for my contemplation at a time.
-I'm no St. Anthony. . . . The young man says he will take her back?"</p>
-
-<p>"On conditions," Miss Satterthwaite said. "He is coming here to have an
-interview."</p>
-
-<p>The priest said:</p>
-
-<p>"Heaven knows, Mrs. Satterthwaite, there are times when to a poor priest
-the rule of the Church as regards marriage seems bitter hard and he
-almost doubts her inscrutable wisdom. He doesn't mind you. But at times
-I wish that that young man would take what advantage&mdash;it's all there
-is!&mdash;that he can of being a Protestant and divorce Sylvia. For I tell
-you, there are bitter things to see amongst my flock over there . . ."
-He made a vague gesture towards the infinite. . . . "And bitter things
-I've seen, for the heart of man is a wicked place. But never a bitterer
-than this young man's lot."</p>
-
-<p>"As you say," Mrs. Satterthwaite said, "my husband was a good man. I
-hated him, but that was as much my fault as his. More! And the only
-reason I don't wish Christopher to divorce Sylvia is that it would bring
-disgrace on my husband's name. At the same time, Father . . ."</p>
-
-<p>The priest said:</p>
-
-<p>"I've heard near enough."</p>
-
-<p>"There's this to be said for Sylvia," Mrs. Satterthwaite went on. "There
-are times when a woman hates a man&mdash;as Sylvia hates her husband. . . .
-I tell you I've walked behind a man's back and nearly screamed because of
-the desire to put my nails into the veins of his neck. It was a
-fascination. And it's worse with Sylvia. It's a natural antipathy."</p>
-
-<p>"Woman!" Father Consett fulminated, "I've no patience wid ye! If the
-woman, as the Church directs, would have children by her husband and
-live decent, she would have no such feelings. It's unnatural living and
-unnatural practises that cause these complexes. Don't think I'm an
-ignoramus, priest if I am."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite said:</p>
-
-<p>"But Sylvia's had a child."</p>
-
-<p>Father Consett swung round like a man that has been shot at.</p>
-
-<p>"Whose?" he asked, and he pointed a dirty finger at his interlocutress.
-"It was that blackguard Drake's, wasn't it? I've long suspected that."</p>
-
-<p>"It was probably Drake's," Mrs. Satterthwaite said.</p>
-
-<p>"Then," the priest said, "in the face of the pains of the hereafter how
-could you let that decent lad in the hotness of his sin? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Indeed," Mrs. Satterthwaite said, "I shiver sometimes when I think of
-it. Don't believe that I had anything to do with trepanning him. But I
-couldn't hinder it. Sylvia's my daughter, and dog doesn't eat dog."</p>
-
-<p>"There are times when it should," Father Consett said
-contemptuously.</p>
-
-<p>"You don't seriously," Mrs. Satterthwaite said, "say that I, a mother,
-if an indifferent one, with my daughter appearing in trouble, as the
-kitchenmaids say, by a married man&mdash;that I should step in and stop a
-marriage that was a Godsend. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Don't," the priest said, "introduce the sacred name into an affair of
-Piccadilly bad girls. . . ." He stopped. "Heaven help me," he said
-again, "don't ask me to answer the question of what you should or
-shouldn't have done. You know I loved your husband like a brother, and
-you know I've loved you and Sylvia ever since she was a tiny. And I
-thank God that I am not your spiritual adviser, but only your friend in
-God. For if I had to answer your question I could answer it only in one
-way." He broke off to ask: "Where is that woman?"</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite called:</p>
-
-<p>"Sylvia! Sylvia! Come here!"</p>
-
-<p>A door in the shadows opened and light shone from another room behind a
-tall figure leaning one hand on the handle of the door. A very deep
-voice said:</p>
-
-<p>"I can't understand, mother, why you live in rooms like a sergeants'
-mess." And Sylvia Tietjens wavered into the room. She added: "I suppose
-it doesn't matter. I'm bored."</p>
-
-<p>Father Consett groaned:</p>
-
-<p>"Heaven help us, she's like a picture of Our Lady by Fra Angelico."</p>
-
-<p>Immensely tall, slight and slow in her movements, Sylvia Tietjens wore
-her reddish, very fair hair in great bandeaux right down over her ears.
-Her very oval, regular face had an expression of virginal lack of
-interest such as used to be worn by fashionable Paris courtesans a
-decade before that time. Sylvia Tietjens considered that, being
-privileged to go everywhere where one went and to have all men at her
-feet, she had no need to change her expression or to infuse into it the
-greater animation that marked the more common beauties of the early
-twentieth century. She moved slowly from the door and sat languidly on
-the sofa against the wall.</p>
-
-<p>"There you are, Father," she said. "I'll not ask you to shake hands with
-me. You probably wouldn't."</p>
-
-<p>"As I am a priest," Father Consett answered, "I could not refuse. But
-I'd rather not."</p>
-
-<p>"This," Sylvia repeated, "appears to be a boring place."</p>
-
-<p>"You won't say so to-morrow," the priest said. "There's two young
-fellows. . . . And a sort of policeman to trepan away from your mother's
-maid!"</p>
-
-<p>"That," Sylvia answered, "is meant to be bitter. But it doesn't hurt. I
-am done with men." She added suddenly: "Mother, didn't you one day,
-while you were still young, say that you had done with men? Firmly! And
-mean it?"</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite said:</p>
-
-<p>"I did."</p>
-
-<p>"And did you keep to it?" Sylvia asked.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite said:</p>
-
-<p>"I did."</p>
-
-<p>"And shall I, do you imagine?"</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite said:</p>
-
-<p>"I imagine you will."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh dear!"</p>
-
-<p>The priest said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'd be willing to see your husband's telegram. It makes a difference to
-see the words on paper."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia rose effortlessly.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't see why you shouldn't," she said. "It will give you no
-pleasure." She drifted towards the door.</p>
-
-<p>"If it would give me pleasure," the priest said, "you would not show it
-me."</p>
-
-<p>"I would not," she said.</p>
-
-<p>A silhouette in the doorway, she halted, drooping, and looked over her
-shoulder.</p>
-
-<p>"Both you and mother," she said, "sit there scheming to make life
-bearable for the Ox. I call my husband the Ox. He's repulsive: like a
-swollen animal. Well . . . you can't do it." The lighted doorway was
-vacant. Father Consett sighed.</p>
-
-<p>"I told you this was an evil place," he said. "In the deep forests.
-She'd not have such evil thoughts in another place."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'd rather you didn't say that, Father. Sylvia would have evil thoughts
-in any place."</p>
-
-<p>"Sometimes," the priest said, "at night I think I hear the claws of evil
-things scratching on the shutters. This was the last place in Europe to
-be christianised. Perhaps it wasn't ever even christianised and they're
-here yet."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite said:</p>
-
-<p>"It's all very well to talk like that in the day-time. It makes the
-place seem romantic. But it must be near one at night. And things are
-bad enough as it is."</p>
-
-<p>"They are," Father Consett said. "The devil's at work."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia drifted back into the room with a telegram of several sheets.
-Father Consett held it close to one of the candles to read, for he was
-short-sighted.</p>
-
-<p>"All men are repulsive," Sylvia said; "don't you think so, mother?"</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite said:</p>
-
-<p>"I do not. Only a heartless woman would say so."</p>
-
-<p>"Mrs. Vanderdecken," Sylvia went on, "says all men are repulsive and
-it's woman's disgusting task to live beside them."</p>
-
-<p>"You've been seeing that foul creature?" Mrs. Satterthwaite said. "She's
-a Russian agent. And worse!"</p>
-
-<p>"She was at Gosingeux all the time we were," Sylvia said. "You needn't
-groan. She won't split on us. She's the soul of honour."</p>
-
-<p>"It wasn't because of that I groaned, if I did," Mrs. Satterthwaite
-answered.</p>
-
-<p>The priest, from over his telegram, exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"Mrs. Vanderdecken! God forbid."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia's face, as she sat on the sofa, expressed languid and incredulous
-amusement.</p>
-
-<p>"What do you know of her?" she asked the Father.</p>
-
-<p>"I know what you know," he answered, "and that's enough."</p>
-
-<p>"Father Consett," Sylvia said to her mother, "has been renewing his
-social circle."</p>
-
-<p>"It's not," Father Consett said, "amongst the dregs of the people that
-you must live if you don't want to hear of the dregs of society."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia stood up. She said:</p>
-
-<p>"You'll keep your tongue off my best friends if you want me to stop and
-be lectured. But for Mrs. Vanderdecken I should not be here, returned to
-the fold!"</p>
-
-<p>Father Consett exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"Don't say it, child. I'd rather, heaven help me, you had gone on living
-in open sin."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia sat down again, her hands listlessly in her lap.</p>
-
-<p>"Have it your own way," she said, and the Father returned to the fourth
-sheet of the telegram.</p>
-
-<p>"What does this mean?" he asked. He had returned to the first sheet.
-"This here: '<i>Accept resumption yoke</i>'?" he read, breathlessly.</p>
-
-<p>"Sylvia," Mrs. Satterthwaite said, "go and light the spirit lamp for
-some tea. We shall want it."</p>
-
-<p>"You'd think I was a district messenger boy," Sylvia said as she rose.
-"Why don't you keep your maid up? . . . It's a way we had of referring
-to our . . . union," she explained to the Father.</p>
-
-<p>"There was sympathy enough between you and him then," he said, "to have
-bywords for things. It was that I wanted to know. I understood the
-words."</p>
-
-<p>"They were pretty bitter bywords, as you call them," Sylvia said. "More
-like curses than kisses."</p>
-
-<p>"It was you that used them then," Mrs. Satterthwaite said. "Christopher
-never said a bitter thing to you."</p>
-
-<p>An expression like a grin came slowly over Sylvia's face as she turned
-back to the priest.</p>
-
-<p>"That's mother's tragedy," she said. "My husband's one of her best boys.
-She adores him. And he can't bear <i>her</i>." She drifted behind the wall
-of the next room and they heard her tinkling the tea-things as the Father
-read on again beside the candle. His immense shadow began at the centre
-and ran along the pitch-pine ceiling, down the wall and across the floor
-to join his splay feet in their clumsy boots.</p>
-
-<p>"It's bad," he muttered. He made a sound like "Umbleumbleumble. . . .
-Worse than I feared . . . umble-umble. . . . '<i>accept resumption yoke
-but on rigid conditions</i>.' What's this: <i>esoecially</i>; it ought to
-be a 'p,' '<i>especially regards child reduce establishment ridiculous our
-position remake settlements in child's sole interests flat not house
-entertaining minimum am prepared resign office settle Yorkshire but
-imagine this not suit you child remain sister Effie open visits both
-wire if this rough outline provisionally acceptable in that case will
-express draft general position Monday for you and mother reflect upon
-follow self Tuesday arrive Thursday Lobscheid go Wiesbaden fortnight on
-social task discussion Thursday limited solely comma emphasised comma to
-affairs.</i>'"</p>
-
-<p>"That means," Mrs. Satterthwaite said, "that he doesn't mean to reproach
-her. <i>Emphasised</i> applies to the word <i>solely</i>. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Why d'you take it. . . ." Father Consett asked, "did he spend an
-immense lot of money on this telegram? Did he imagine you were in such
-trepidation. . . ." He broke off. Walking slowly, her long arms extended
-to carry the tea-tray, over which her wonderfully moving face had a rapt
-expression of indescribable mystery, Sylvia was coming through the
-door.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, child," the Father exclaimed, "whether it's St. Martha or that Mary
-that made the bitter choice, not one of them ever looked more virtuous
-than you. Why aren't ye born to be a good man's help-meet?"</p>
-
-<p>A little tinkle sounded from the tea-tray and three pieces of sugar fell
-on to the floor. Mrs. Tietjens hissed with vexation.</p>
-
-<p>"I <i>knew</i> that damned thing would slide off the tea-cups," she
-said. She dropped the tray from an inch or so of height on to the carpeted
-table. "I'd made it a matter of luck between myself and myself," she said.
-Then she faced the priest.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll tell you," she said, "why he sent the telegram. It's because of
-that dull display of the English gentleman that I detested. He gives
-himself the solemn airs of the Foreign Minister, but he's only a
-youngest son at the best. That is why I loathe him."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite said:</p>
-
-<p>"That isn't the reason why he sent the telegram."</p>
-
-<p>Her daughter had a gesture of amused, lazy tolerance.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course it isn't," she said. "He sent it out of consideration: the
-lordly, full dress consideration that drives me distracted." As he would
-say: "He'd imagine I'd find it convenient to have ample time for
-reflection. It's like being addressed as if one were a monument and by
-a herald according to protocol. And partly because he's the soul of
-truth like a stiff Dutch doll. He wouldn't write a letter because he
-couldn't without beginning it 'Dear Sylvia' and ending it 'Yours
-sincerely' or 'truly' or 'affectionately.' . . . He's that sort of
-precise imbecile. I tell you he's so formal he can't do without all the
-conventions there are and so truthful he can't use half of them."</p>
-
-<p>"Then," Father Consett said, "if ye know him so well, Sylvia
-Satterthwaite, how is it ye can't get on with him better? They say:
-<i>Tout savoir c'est tout pardonner.</i>"</p>
-
-<p>"It isn't," Sylvia said. "To know everything about a person is to be
-bored . . . bored . . . bored!"</p>
-
-<p>"And how are ye going to answer this telegram of his?" the Father asked.
-"Or have ye answered it already?"</p>
-
-<p>"I shall wait until Monday night to keep him as bothered as I can to
-know whether he's to start on Tuesday. He fusses like a hen over his
-packings and the exact hours of his movements. On Monday I shall
-telegraph: 'Righto' and nothing else."</p>
-
-<p>"And why," the Father asked, "will ye telegraph him a vulgar word that
-you never use, for your language is the one thing about you that isn't
-vulgar?"</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"Thanks!" She curled her legs up under her on the sofa and laid her head
-back against the wall so that her Gothic arch of a chinbone pointed at
-the ceiling. She admired her own neck, which was very long and white.</p>
-
-<p>"I know!" Father Consett said. "You're a beautiful woman. Some men would
-say it was a lucky fellow that lived with you. I don't ignore the fact
-in my cogitation. He'd imagine all sorts of delights to lurk in the
-shadow of your beautiful hair. And they wouldn't."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia brought her gaze down from the ceiling and fixed her brown eyes
-for a moment on the priest, speculatively.</p>
-
-<p>"It's a great handicap we suffer from," he said.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know why I selected that word," Sylvia said, "it's one word, so
-it costs only fifty pfennigs. I couldn't hope really to give a jerk to
-his pompous self-sufficiency."</p>
-
-<p>"It's great handicaps we priests suffer from," the Father repeated.
-"However much a priest may be a man of the world&mdash;and he has to be to
-fight the world . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite said:</p>
-
-<p>"Have a cup of tea, Father, while it's just right. I believe Sylvia is
-the only person in Germany who knows how to make tea."</p>
-
-<p>"There's always behind him the Roman collar and the silk bib, and you
-don't believe in him," Father Consett went on, "yet he knows ten&mdash;a
-thousand times!&mdash;more of human nature than ever you can."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't see," Sylvia said placably, "how you can learn in your slums
-anything about the nature of Eunice Vanderdecken, or Elizabeth B. or
-Queenie James, or any of my set." She was on her feet pouring cream into
-the Father's tea. "I'll admit for the moment that you aren't giving me
-pi-jaw."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm glad," the priest said, "that ye remember enough of yer schooldays
-to use the old term."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia wavered backwards to her sofa and sank down again.</p>
-
-<p>"There you are," she said, "you can't really get away from preachments.
-Me for the pyore young girl is always at the back of it."</p>
-
-<p>"It isn't," the Father said. "I'm not one to cry for the moon."</p>
-
-<p>"You don't want me to be a pure young girl," Sylvia asked with lazy
-incredulity.</p>
-
-<p>"I do not!" the Father said, "but I'd wish that at times ye'd remember
-you once were."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't believe I ever was," Sylvia said, "if the nuns had known I'd
-have been expelled from the Holy Child."</p>
-
-<p>"You would not," the Father said. "Do stop your boasting. The nuns have
-too much sense. . . . Anyhow, it isn't a pure young girl I'd have you or
-behaving like a Protestant deaconess for the craven fear of hell. I'd
-have ye be a physically healthy, decently honest-with-yourself young
-devil of a married woman. It's them that are the plague and the
-salvation of the world."</p>
-
-<p>"You admire mother?" Mrs. Tietjens asked suddenly. She added in
-parenthesis: "You see you can't get away from salvation."</p>
-
-<p>"I mean keeping bread and butter in their husband's stomachs," the
-priest said. "Of course I admire your mother."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite moved a hand slightly.</p>
-
-<p>"You're at any rate in league with her against me," Sylvia said. She
-asked with more interest: "Then would you have me model myself on her
-and do good works to escape hell fire? She wears a hair shirt in Lent."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite started from her doze on the edge of her chair. She
-had been trusting the Father's wit to give her daughter's insolence a
-run for its money, and she imagined that if the priest hit hard enough
-he might, at least, make Sylvia think a little about some of her ways.</p>
-
-<p>"Hang it, no, Sylvia," she exclaimed more suddenly. "I may not be much,
-but I'm a sportsman. I'm afraid of hell fire; horribly, I'll admit. But
-I don't bargain with the Almighty. I hope He'll let me through; but I'd go
-on trying to pick men out of the dirt&mdash;I suppose that's what you and
-Father Consett mean&mdash;if I were as certain of going to hell as I am of
-going to bed to-night. So that's that!"</p>
-
-<p>"'And lo! Ben Adhem's name led all the rest!'" Sylvia jeered softly.
-"All the same I bet you wouldn't bother to reclaim men if you could not
-find the young, good-looking, interestingly vicious sort."</p>
-
-<p>"I wouldn't," Mrs. Satterthwaite said. "If they didn't interest me, why
-should I?"</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia looked at Father Consett.</p>
-
-<p>"If you're going to trounce me any more," she said, "get a move on. It's
-late, I've been travelling for thirty-six hours."</p>
-
-<p>"I will," Father Consett said. "It's a good maxim that if you swat flies
-enough some of them stick to the wall. I'm only trying to make a little
-mark on your common sense. Don't you see what you're going to?"</p>
-
-<p>"What?" Sylvia said indifferently. "Hell?"</p>
-
-<p>"No," the Father said, "I'm talking of this life. Your confessor must
-talk to you about the next. But I'll not tell you what you're going to.
-I've changed my mind. I'll tell your mother after you're gone."</p>
-
-<p>"Tell me," Sylvia said.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll not," Father Consett answered. "Go to the fortune-tellers at the
-Earl's Court exhibition; they'll tell ye all about the fair woman you're
-to beware of."</p>
-
-<p>"There's some of them said to be rather good," Sylvia said. "Di Wilson's
-told me about one. She said she was going to have a baby. . . . You
-don't mean that, Father? For I swear I never will. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"I daresay not," the priest said. "But let's talk about men."</p>
-
-<p>"There's nothing you can tell me I don't know," Sylvia said.</p>
-
-<p>"I daresay not," the priest answered. "But let's rehearse what you do
-know. Now suppose you could elope with a new man every week and no
-questions asked? Or how often would you want to?"</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"Just a moment, Father," and she addressed Mrs. Satterthwaite: "I
-suppose I shall have to put myself to bed."</p>
-
-<p>"You will," Mrs. Satterthwaite said. "I'll not have any maid kept up
-after ten in a holiday resort. What's she to do in a place like this?
-Except listen for the bogies it's full of?"</p>
-
-<p>"Always considerate!" Mrs. Tietjens gibed. "And perhaps it's just as
-well. I'd probably beat that Marie of your's arms to pieces with a
-hair-brush if she came near me." She added: "You were talking about men,
-Father. . . ." And then began with sudden animation to her mother:</p>
-
-<p>"I've changed my mind about that telegram. The first thing to-morrow I
-shall wire: '<i>Agreed entirely but arrange bring Hullo Central with
-you.</i>'"</p>
-
-<p>She addressed the priest again:</p>
-
-<p>"I call my maid Hullo Central because she's got a tinny voice like a
-telephone." I say: "Hullo Central"&mdash;when she answers 'Yes, modd'm,'
-you'd swear it was the Exchange speaking. . . . But you were telling me
-about men."</p>
-
-<p>"I was reminding you!" the Father said. "But I needn't go on. You've
-caught the drift of my remarks. That is why you are pretending not to
-listen."</p>
-
-<p>"I assure you, no," Mrs. Tietjens said. "It is simply that if a thing
-comes into my head I have to say it. . . . You were saying that if one
-went away with a different man for every week-end . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You've shortened the period already," the priest said. "I gave a full
-week to every man."</p>
-
-<p>"But, of course, one would have to have a home," Sylvia said, "an
-address. One would have to fill one's mid-week engagements. Really it
-comes to it that one has to have a husband and a place to store one's
-maid in. Hullo Central's been on board-wages all the time. But I don't
-believe she likes it. . . . Let's agree that if I had a different man
-every week I'd be bored with the arrangement. That's what you're getting
-at, isn't it?"</p>
-
-<p>"You'd find," the priest said, "that it whittled down until the only
-divvy moment was when you stood waiting in the booking-office for the
-young man to take the tickets. . . . And then gradually that wouldn't be
-divvy any more. . . . And you'd yawn and long to go back to your
-husband."</p>
-
-<p>"Look here," Mrs. Tietjens said, "you're abusing the secrets of the
-confessional. That's exactly what Tottie Charles said. She tried it for
-three months while Freddie Charles was in Madeira. It's <i>exactly</i> what
-she said down to the yawn and the booking-office. <i>And</i> the 'divvy.'
-It's only Tottie Charles who uses it every two words. Most of us prefer
-ripping! It <i>is</i> more sensible."</p>
-
-<p>"Of course I haven't been abusing the secrets of the confessional,"
-Father Consett said mildly.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course you haven't," Sylvia said with affection. "You're a good old
-stick and no end of a mimic, and you know us all to the bottom of our
-hearts."</p>
-
-<p>"Not all that much," the priest said, "there's probably a good deal of
-good at the bottom of your hearts."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"Thanks." She asked suddenly: "Look here. <i>Was</i> it what you saw of
-us&mdash;the future mothers of England, you know, and all&mdash;at Miss
-Lampeter's&mdash;that made you take to the slums? Out of disgust and
-despair?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, let's not make melodrama out of it," the priest answered. "Let's
-say I wanted a change. I couldn't see that I was doing any good."</p>
-
-<p>"You did us all the good there was done," Sylvia said. "What with Miss
-Lampeter always drugged to the world, and all the French mistresses as
-wicked as hell."</p>
-
-<p>"I've heard you say all this before," Mrs. Satterthwaite said. "But it
-was supposed to be the best finishing school in England. I know it cost
-enough!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, say it was we who were a rotten lot," Sylvia concluded; and then
-to the Father: "We <i>were</i> a lot of rotters, weren't we?"</p>
-
-<p>The priest answered:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know. I don't suppose you were&mdash;or are&mdash;any worse
-than your mother or grandmother, or the patricianesses of Rome or the
-worshippers of Ashtaroth. It seems we have to have a governing class and
-governing classes are subject to special temptations."</p>
-
-<p>"Who's Ashtaroth?" Sylvia asked. "Astarte?" and then: "Now, Father,
-after your experiences would you say the factory girls of Liverpool, or
-any other slum, are any better women than us that you used to look
-after?"</p>
-
-<p>"Astarte Syriaca," the Father said, "was a very powerful devil. There's
-some that hold she's not dead yet. I don't know that I do myself."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I've done with her," Sylvia said.</p>
-
-<p>The Father nodded:</p>
-
-<p>"You've had dealings with Mrs. Profumo?" he asked. "And that loathsome
-fellow. . . . What's his name?"</p>
-
-<p>"Does it shock you?" Sylvia asked. "I'll admit it was a bit thick. . . .
-But I've done with it. I prefer to pin my faith to Mrs. Vanderdecken.
-And, of course, Freud."</p>
-
-<p>The priest nodded his head and said:</p>
-
-<p>"Of course! Of course. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>But Mrs. Satterthwaite exclaimed, with sudden energy:</p>
-
-<p>"Sylvia Tietjens, I don't care what you do or what you read, but if you
-ever speak another word to that woman, you never do to me!"</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia stretched herself on her sofa. She opened her brown eyes wide and
-let the lids slowly drop again.</p>
-
-<p>"I've said once," she said, "that I don't like to hear my friends
-miscalled. Eunice Vanderdecken is a bitterly misjudged woman. She's a
-real good pal."</p>
-
-<p>"She's a Russian spy," Mrs. Satterthwaite said.</p>
-
-<p>"Russian grandmother," Sylvia answered. "And if she is, who cares? She's
-welcome for me. . . . Listen now, you two. I said to myself when I came
-in: 'I daresay I've given them both a rotten time.' I know you're both
-more nuts on me than I deserve. And I said I'd sit and listen to all the
-pi-jaw you wanted to give me if I sat till dawn. And I will. As a
-return. But I'd rather you let my friends alone."</p>
-
-<p>Both the elder people were silent. There came from the shuttered
-windows of the dark room a low, scratching rustle.</p>
-
-<p>"You hear!" the priest said to Mrs. Satterthwaite.</p>
-
-<p>"It's the branches," Mrs. Satterthwaite answered.</p>
-
-<p>The Father answered: "There's no tree within ten yards! Try bats as an
-explanation."</p>
-
-<p>"I've said I wish you wouldn't, once," Mrs. Satterthwaite shivered.
-Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know what you two are talking about. It sounds like
-superstition. Mother's rotten with it."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't say that it's devils trying to get in," the Father said. "But
-it's just as well to remember that devils <i>are</i> always trying to get
-in. And there are especial spots. These deep forests are noted among
-others." He suddenly turned his back and pointed at the shadowy wall.
-"Who," he asked, "but a savage possessed by a devil could have conceived
-of <i>that</i> as a decoration?" He was pointing at a life-sized, coarsely
-daubed picture of a wild boar dying, its throat cut, and gouts of
-scarlet blood. Other agonies of animals went away into all the shadows.</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Sport!</i>" he hissed. "It's devilry!"</p>
-
-<p>"That's perhaps true," Sylvia said. Mrs. Satterthwaite was crossing
-herself with great rapidity. The silence remained.</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"Then if you're both done talking I'll say what I have to say. To begin
-with . . ." She stopped and sat rather erect, listening to the rustling
-from the shutters.</p>
-
-<p>"To begin with," she began again with impetus, "you spared me the
-catalogue of the defects of age; I know them. One grows skinny&mdash;my
-sort&mdash;the complexion fades, the teeth stick out. And then there is the
-boredom. I know it; one is bored . . . bored . . . bored! You can't tell
-me anything I don't know about that. I'm thirty. I know what to expect.
-You'd like to have told me, Father, only you were afraid of taking away
-from your famous man of the world effect&mdash;you'd like to have told me
-that one can insure against the boredom and the long, skinny teeth by
-love of husband and child. The home stunt! I believe it! I do quite
-believe it. Only I hate my husband . . . and I hate . . . I hate my
-child."</p>
-
-<p>She paused, waiting for exclamations of dismay or disapprobation from
-the priest. These did not come.</p>
-
-<p>"Think," she said, "of all the ruin that child has meant for me; the
-pain in bearing him and the fear of death."</p>
-
-<p>"Of course," the priest said, "child-bearing is for women a very
-terrible thing."</p>
-
-<p>"I can't say," Mrs. Tietjens went on, "that this has been a very decent
-conversation. You get a girl . . . fresh from open sin, and make her
-talk about it. Of course you're a priest and mother's mother; we're <i>en
-famille</i>. But Sister Mary of the Cross at the convent had a maxim: 'Wear
-velvet gloves in family life.' We seem to be going at it with the gloves
-off."</p>
-
-<p>Father Consett still didn't say anything.</p>
-
-<p>"You're trying, of course, to draw me," Sylvia said. "I can see that
-with half an eye. . . . Very well then, you shall. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She drew a breath.</p>
-
-<p>"You want to know why I hate my husband. I'll tell you; it's because of
-his simple, sheer immorality. I don't mean his actions; his views! Every
-speech he utters about everything makes me&mdash;I swear it makes
-me&mdash;in spite of myself, want to stick a knife into him, and I can't
-prove he's wrong, not ever, about the simplest thing. But I can pain him.
-And I will. . . . He sits about in chairs that fit his back, clumsy, like a
-rock, not moving for hours. . . . And I can make him wince. Oh, without
-showing it. . . . He's what you call . . . oh, loyal. . . . There's an
-absurd little chit of a fellow. . . . oh, Macmaster . . . and his mother
-. . . whom he persists in a silly, mystical way in calling a saint . . .
-a Protestant saint! . . . And his old nurse, who looks after the
-child . . . and the child itself. . . . I tell you I've only got to raise
-an eyelid . . . yes, cock an eyelid up a little when anyone of them is
-mentioned . . . and it hurts him dreadfully. His eyes roll in a sort of
-mute anguish. . . . Of course he doesn't say anything. He's an English
-country gentleman."</p>
-
-<p>Father Consett said:</p>
-
-<p>"This immorality you talk about in your husband. . . . I've never
-noticed it. I saw a good deal of him when I stayed with you for the week
-before your child was born. I talked with him a great deal. Except in
-matters of the two communions&mdash;and even in these I don't know that we
-differed so much&mdash;I found him perfectly sound."</p>
-
-<p>"Sound!" Mrs. Satterthwaite said with sudden emphasis; "of course he's
-sound. It isn't even the word. He's the best ever. There was your
-father, for a good man . . . and him. That's an end of it."</p>
-
-<p>"Ah," Sylvia said, "you don't know. . . . Look here. Try and be just.
-Suppose I'm looking at the <i>Times</i> at breakfast and say, not having
-spoken to him for a week: "It's wonderful what the doctors are doing.
-Have you seen the latest?" And at once he'll be on his high-horse&mdash;he
-knows everything!&mdash;and he'll prove . . . <i>prove</i> . . . that all
-unhealthy children must be lethal-chambered or the world will go to
-pieces. And it's like being hypnotised; you can't think of what to
-answer him. Or he'll reduce you to speechless rage by proving that
-murderers ought not to be executed. And then I'll ask, casually, if
-children ought to be lethal-chambered for being constipated. Because
-Marchant&mdash;that's the nurse&mdash;is always whining that the child's
-bowels aren't regular and the dreadful diseases that leads to. Of course
-<i>that</i> hurts him. For he's perfectly soppy about that child, though he
-half knows it isn't his own. . . . But that's what I mean by immorality.
-He'll profess that murderers ought to be preserved in order to breed
-from because they're bold fellows, and innocent little children executed
-because they're sick . . . And he'll almost make you believe it, though
-you're on the point of retching at the ideas."</p>
-
-<p>"You wouldn't now," Father Consett began, and almost coaxingly, "think
-of going into retreat for a month or two."</p>
-
-<p>"I wouldn't," Sylvia said. "How could I?"</p>
-
-<p>"There's a convent of female Premonstratensians near Birkenhead, many
-ladies go there," the Father went on. "They cook very well, and you can
-have your own furniture and your own maid if ye don't like nuns to wait
-on you."</p>
-
-<p>"It can't be done," Sylvia said, "you can see for yourself. It would
-make people smell a rat at once. Christopher wouldn't hear of it. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"No, I'm afraid it can't be done, Father," Mrs. Satterthwaite
-interrupted finally. "I've hidden here for four months to cover Sylvia's
-tracks. I've got Wateman's to look after. My new land steward's coming
-in next week."</p>
-
-<p>"Still," the Father urged, with a sort of tremulous eagerness, "if only
-for a month. . . . If only for a fortnight. . . . So many Catholic
-ladies do it. . . . Ye might think of it."</p>
-
-<p>"I see what you're aiming at," Sylvia said with sudden anger; "you're
-revolted at the idea of my going straight from one man's arms to
-another."</p>
-
-<p>"I'd be better pleased if there could be an interval," the Father said.
-"It's what's called bad form."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia became electrically rigid on her sofa.</p>
-
-<p>"Bad form!" she exclaimed. "You accuse me of bad form."</p>
-
-<p>The Father slightly bowed his head like a man facing a wind.</p>
-
-<p>"I do," he said. "It's disgraceful. It's unnatural. I'd travel a bit at
-least."</p>
-
-<p>She placed her hand on her long throat.</p>
-
-<p>"I know what you mean," she said, "you want to spare Christopher . . .
-the humiliation. The . . . the nausea. No doubt he'll feel nauseated.
-I've reckoned on that. It will give me a little of my own back."</p>
-
-<p>The Father said:</p>
-
-<p>"That's enough, woman. I'll hear no more."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"You will then. Listen here. . . . I've always got this to look forward
-to: I'll settle down by that man's side. I'll be as virtuous as any
-woman. I've made up my mind to it and I'll be it. And I'll be bored
-stiff for the rest of my life. Except for one thing. I can torment that
-man. And I'll do it. Do you understand how I'll do it? There are many
-ways. But if the worst comes to the worst, I can always drive him silly
-. . . by corrupting the child!" She was panting a little, and round her
-brown eyes the whites showed. "I'll get even with him. I can. I know
-how, you see. And with you, through him, for tormenting me. I've come
-all the way from Brittany without stopping. I haven't slept. . . . But I
-can . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Father Consett put his hand beneath the tail of his coat.</p>
-
-<p>"Sylvia Tietjens," he said, "in my pistol pocket I've a little bottle of
-holy water which I carry for such occasions. What if I was to
-throw two drops of it over you and cry: <i>Exorciso te Ashtaroth in
-nomine?</i> . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She erected her body above her skirts on the sofa, stiffened like a
-snake's neck above its coils. Her face was quite pallid, her eyes
-staring out.</p>
-
-<p>"You . . . you <i>daren't</i>," she said. "To me . . . an outrage!" Her
-feet slid slowly to the floor; she measured the distance to the doorway
-with her eyes. "You <i>daren't</i>," she said again; "I'd denounce you to
-the Bishop . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"It's little the Bishop would help you with them burning into your
-skin," the priest said. "Go away, I bid you, and say a Hail Mary or two.
-Ye need them. Ye'll not talk of corrupting a little child before me
-again."</p>
-
-<p>"I won't," Sylvia said. "I shouldn't have . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Her black figure showed in silhouette against the open doorway.</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>When the door was closed upon them, Mrs. Satterthwaite said:</p>
-
-<p>"Was it necessary to threaten her with that? You know best, of course.
-It seems rather strong to me."</p>
-
-<p>"It's a hair from the dog that's bit her," the priest said. "She's a
-silly-girl. She's been playing at black masses along with that Mrs.
-Profumo and the fellow who's name I can't remember. You could tell that.
-They cut the throat of a white kid and splash its blood about. . . .
-That was at the back of her mind. . . . It's not very serious. A parcel
-of silly, idle girls. It's not much more than palmistry or
-fortune-telling to them if one has to weigh it, for all it's ugliness,
-as a sin. As far as their volition goes, and it's volition that's the
-essence of prayer, black or white. . . . But it was at the back of her
-mind, and she won't forget to-night."</p>
-
-<p>"Of course, that's your affair, Father," Mrs. Satterthwaite said lazily.
-"You hit her pretty hard. I don't suppose she's ever been hit so hard.
-What was it you wouldn't tell her?"</p>
-
-<p>"Only," the priest said, "I wouldn't tell her because the thought's best
-not put in her head. . . . But her hell on earth will come when her
-husband goes running, blind, head down, mad after another woman."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite looked at nothing; then she nodded.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," she said; "I hadn't thought of it. . . . But will he? He is a
-very sound fellow, isn't he?"</p>
-
-<p>"What's to stop it?" the priest asked. "<i>What</i> in the world but the
-grace of our blessed Lord, which he hasn't got and doesn't ask for? And
-then . . . He's a young man, full-blooded, and they won't be living . . .
-<i>maritalement</i>. Not if I know him. And then. . . . <i>Then</i> she'll
-tear the house down. The world will echo with her wrongs."</p>
-
-<p>"Do you mean to say," Mrs. Satterthwaite said, "that Sylvia would do
-anything vulgar?"</p>
-
-<p>"Doesn't every woman who's had a man to torture for years when she loses
-him?" the priest asked. "The more she's made an occupation of torturing
-him the less right she thinks she has to lose him."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Satterthwaite looked gloomily into the dusk.</p>
-
-<p>"That poor devil. . . ." she said. "Will he get any peace
-anywhere? . . . What's the matter, Father?" The Father said:</p>
-
-<p>"I've just remembered she gave me tea and cream and I drank it. Now I
-can't take mass for Father Reinhardt. I'll have to go and knock up his
-curate, who lives away in the forest."</p>
-
-<p>At the door, holding the candle, he said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'd have you not get up to-day nor yet to-morrow, if ye can stand it.
-Have a headache and let Sylvia nurse you . . . You'll have to tell how
-she nursed you when you get back to London. And I'd rather ye didn't lie
-more out and out than ye need, if it's to please me. . . . Besides, if
-ye watch Sylvia nursing you, you might hit on a characteristic touch to
-make it seem more truthful. . . . How her sleeves brushed the medicine
-bottles and irritated you, maybe . . . or&mdash;<i>you'll</i> know! If we
-can save scandal to the congregation, we may as well."</p>
-
-<p>He ran downstairs.</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="III">III</a></h4>
-
-
-<p>At the slight creaking made by Macmaster in pushing open his door,
-Tietjens started violently. He was sitting in a smoking-jacket, playing
-patience engrossedly in a sort of garret bedroom. It had a sloping roof
-outlined by black oak beams, which cut into squares the cream coloured
-patent distemper of the walls. The room contained also a four-post
-bedstead, a corner cupboard in black oak, and many rush mats on a
-polished oak floor of very irregular planking. Tietjens, who hated these
-disinterred and waxed relics of the past, sat in the centre of the room
-at a flimsy card-table beneath a white-shaded electric light of a
-brilliance that, in those surroundings, appeared unreasonable. This was
-one of those restored old groups of cottages that it was at that date
-the fashion to convert into hostelries. To it Macmaster, who was in
-search of the inspiration of the past, had preferred to come. Tietjens,
-not desiring to interfere with his friend's culture, had accepted the
-quarters, though he would have preferred to go to a comfortable modern
-hotel as being less affected and cheaper. Accustomed to what he called
-the grown oldnesses of a morose, rambling Yorkshire manor house, he
-disliked being among collected and rather pitiful bits which, he said,
-made him feel ridiculous, as if he were trying to behave seriously at a
-fancy-dress ball. Macmaster, on the other hand, with gratification and a
-serious air, would run his finger tips along the bevellings of a
-darkened piece of furniture, and would declare it genuine "Chippendale"
-or "Jacobean oak," as the case might be. And he seemed to gain an added
-seriousness and weight of manner with each piece of ancient furniture
-that down the years he thus touched. But Tietjens would declare that you
-could tell the beastly thing was a fake by just cocking an eye at it
-and, if the matter happened to fall under the test of professional
-dealers in old furniture, Tietjens was the more often in the right of
-it, and Macmaster, sighing slightly, would prepare to proceed still
-further along the difficult road to connoisseurship. Eventually, by
-conscientious study, he got so far as at times to be called in by
-Somerset House to value great properties for probate&mdash;an occupation at
-once distinguished and highly profitable.</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>Tietjens swore with the extreme vehemence of a man who has been made,
-but who much dislikes being seen, to start.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster&mdash;in evening dress he looked extremely
-miniature!&mdash;said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm sorry, old man, I know how much you dislike being interrupted. But
-the General is in a terrible temper."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens rose stiffly, lurched over to an eighteenth century rosewood
-folding washstand, took from its top a glass of flat whisky and soda,
-and gulped down a large quantity. He looked about uncertainly, perceived
-a notebook on a "Chippendale" bureau, made a short calculation in pencil
-and looked at his friend momentarily.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said again:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm sorry old man. I must have interrupted one of your immense
-calculations."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"You haven't. I was only thinking. I'm just as glad you've come. What
-did you say?"</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster repeated:</p>
-
-<p>"I said the General is in a terrible temper. It's just as well you
-didn't come up to dinner."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"He isn't . . . He isn't in a temper. He's as pleased as punch at not
-having to have these women up before him."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"He says he's got the police scouring the whole county for them, and
-that you'd better leave by the first train to-morrow."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I won't. I can't. I've got to wait here for a wire from Sylvia."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster groaned:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh dear! Oh dear!" Then he said hopefully: "But we could have it
-forwarded to Hythe."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said with some vehemence:</p>
-
-<p>"I tell you I won't leave here. I tell you I've settled it with the
-police and that swine of a Cabinet Minister. I've mended the leg of the
-canary of the wife of the police-constable. Sit down and be reasonable.
-The police don't touch people like us."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't believe you realise the public feeling there is . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Of course I do, amongst people like Sandbach," Tietjens said. "Sit down
-I tell you. . . . Have some whisky. . . ." He filled himself out another
-long tumbler and, holding it, dropped into a too low-seated, reddish
-wicker arm-chair that had cretonne fixings. Beneath his weight the chair
-sagged a good deal and his dress-shirt front bulged up to his chin.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"What's the matter with you?" Tietjens' eyes were bloodshot.</p>
-
-<p>"I tell you," Tietjens said, "I'm waiting for a wire from Sylvia."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh!" And then: "It can't come to-night, it's getting on for one."</p>
-
-<p>"It can," Tietjens said, "I've fixed it up with the postmaster&mdash;all
-the way up to Town! It probably won't come because Sylvia won't send it
-until the last moment, to bother me. None the less I'm waiting for a
-wire from Sylvia, and this is what I look like."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"That woman's the cruellest beast . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You might," Tietjens interrupted, "remember that you're talking about
-my wife."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't see," Macmaster said, "how one can talk about Sylvia
-without . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"The line is a perfectly simple one to draw," Tietjens said. "You can
-relate a lady's actions if you know them and are asked to. You mustn't
-comment. In this case you don't know the lady's actions even, so you may
-as well hold your tongue." He sat looking straight in front of him.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster sighed from deep in his chest. He asked himself if this was
-what sixteen hours waiting had done for his friend, what were all the
-remaining hours going to do?</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I shall be fit to talk about Sylvia after two more whiskies. . . .
-Let's settle your other perturbations first. . . . The fair girl is
-called Wannop: Valentine Wannop."</p>
-
-<p>"That's the Professor's name," Macmaster said.</p>
-
-<p>"She's the late Professor Wannop's daughter," Tietjens said. "She's
-also the daughter of the novelist."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster interjected:</p>
-
-<p>"But . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"She supported herself for a year after the Professor's death as a
-domestic servant," Tietjens said. "Now she's housemaid for her mother,
-the novelist, in an inexpensive cottage. I should imagine the two
-experiences would make her desire to better the lot of her sex."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster again interjected a "But . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"I got that information from the policeman whilst I was putting his
-wife's canary's leg in splints."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"The policeman you knocked down?" His eyes expressed unreasoning
-surprise. He added: "He knew Miss . . . eh . . . Wannop then!"</p>
-
-<p>"You would not expect much intelligence from the police of Sussex,"
-Tietjens said. "But you would be wrong. P.C. Finn is clever enough to
-recognise the young lady who for several years past has managed the
-constabulary's wives' and children's annual tea and sports. He says Miss
-Wannop holds the quarter-mile, half-mile, high jump, long jump and
-putting the weight records for East Sussex. That explains how she went
-over that dyke in such tidy style. . . . And precious glad the good,
-simple man was when I told him he was to leave the girl alone. He didn't
-know, he said, how he'd ever a had the face to serve the warrant on Miss
-Wannop. The other girl&mdash;the one that squeaked&mdash;is a stranger,
-a Londoner probably."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"<i>You</i> told the policeman . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"I gave him," Tietjens said, "the Rt. Hon. Stephen Fenwick Waterhouse's
-compliments, and he'd be much obliged if the P.C. would hand in a 'No
-Can Do' report in the matter of those ladies every morning to his
-inspector. I gave him also a brand new fi' pun note&mdash;from the Cabinet
-Minister&mdash;and a couple of quid and the price of a new pair of trousers
-from myself. So he's the happiest constable in Sussex. A very decent
-fellow; he told me how to know a dog otter's spoor from a gravid
-bitch's. . . . But that wouldn't interest you."</p>
-
-<p>He began again:</p>
-
-<p>"Don't look so inexpressibly foolish. I told you I'd been dining with
-that swine. . . . No, I oughtn't to call him a swine after eating his
-dinner. Besides, he's a very decent fellow. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You didn't tell me you'd been dining with Mr. Waterhouse," Macmaster
-said. "I hope you remembered that, as he's amongst other things the
-President of the Funded Debt Commission he's the power of life and death
-over the department and us."</p>
-
-<p>"You didn't think," Tietjens answered, "that you are the only one to
-dine with the great ones of the earth! I wanted to talk to that
-fellow . . . about those figures their cursed crowd made me fake. I meant
-to give him a bit of my mind."</p>
-
-<p>"You <i>didn't</i>!" Macmaster said with an expression of panic.
-"Besides, they didn't ask you to fake the calculation. They only asked you
-to work it out on the basis of given figures."</p>
-
-<p>"Anyhow," Tietjens said, "I gave him a bit of my mind. I told him that,
-at threepence, it must run the country&mdash;and certainly himself as a
-politician!&mdash;to absolute ruin."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster uttered a deep "Good Lord!" and then: "But won't you ever
-remember you're a Government servant. He could . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Mr. Waterhouse," Tietjens said, "asked me if I wouldn't consent to be
-transferred to his secretary's department. And when I said: "Go to
-hell!" he walked round the streets with me for two hours arguing. . . .
-I was working out the chances on a 4½d. basis for him when you
-interrupted me. I've promised to let him have the figures when he goes
-by up the 1.30 on Monday."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"You haven't. . . . But by Jove you're the only man in England that
-could do it."</p>
-
-<p>"That was what Mr. Waterhouse said," Tietjens commented. "He said old
-Ingleby had told him so."</p>
-
-<p>"I do hope," Macmaster said, "that you answered him politely!"</p>
-
-<p>"I told him," Tietjens answered, "that there were a dozen men who could
-do it as well as I, and I mentioned your name in particular."</p>
-
-<p>"But I <i>couldn't</i>," Macmaster answered. "Of course I could convert
-a 3d. rate into 4½d. But these are the actuarial variations; they're
-infinite. I couldn't touch them."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said negligently: "I don't want my name mixed up in the
-unspeakable affair." "When I give him the papers on Monday I shall tell
-him you did most of the work."</p>
-
-<p>Again Macmaster groaned.</p>
-
-<p>Nor was this distress mere altruism. Immensely ambitious for his
-brilliant friend, Macmaster's ambition was one ingredient of his strong
-desire for security. At Cambridge he had been perfectly content with a
-moderate, quite respectable place on the list of mathematical
-postulants. He knew that that made him safe, and he had still more
-satisfaction in the thought that it would warrant him in never being
-brilliant in after life. But when Tietjens, two years after, had come
-out as a mere Second Wrangler, Macmaster had been bitterly and loudly
-disappointed. He knew perfectly well that Tietjens simply hadn't taken
-trouble; and, ten chances to one, it was on purpose that Tietjens hadn't
-taken trouble. For the matter of that, for Tietjens it wouldn't have
-been trouble.</p>
-
-<p>And, indeed, to Macmaster's upbraidings, which Macmaster hadn't spared
-him, Tietjens had answered that he hadn't been able to think of going
-through the rest of his life with a beastly placard like Senior Wrangler
-hung round his neck.</p>
-
-<p>But Macmaster had early made up his mind that life for him would be
-safest if he could go about, not very much observed but still an
-authority, in the midst of a body of men all labelled. He wanted to walk
-down Pall Mall on the arm, precisely, of a largely-lettered Senior
-Wrangler; to return eastward on the arm of the youngest Lord Chancellor
-England had ever seen; to stroll down Whitehall in familiar converse
-with a world-famous novelist, saluting on the way a majority of My Lords
-Commissioners of the Treasury. And, after tea, for an hour at the club
-all these, in a little group, should treat him with the courtesy of men
-who respected him for his soundness. Then he would be safe.</p>
-
-<p>And he had no doubt that Tietjens was the most brilliant man in
-England of that day, so that nothing caused him more anguish than the
-thought that Tietjens might not make a brilliant and rapid career
-towards some illustrious position in the public services. He would
-very willingly&mdash;he desired, indeed, nothing better!&mdash;have seen
-Tietjens pass over his own head! It did not seem to him a condemnation
-of the public services that this appeared to be unlikely.</p>
-
-<p>Yet Macmaster was still not without hope. He was quite aware that there
-are other techniques of careers than that which he had prescribed for
-himself. He could not imagine himself, even in the most deferential way,
-correcting a superior; yet he could see that, though Tietjens treated
-almost every hierarch as if he were a born fool, no one very much
-resented it. Of course Tietjens was a Tietjens of Groby; but was that
-going to be enough to live on for ever? Times were changing, and
-Macmaster imagined this to be a democratic age.</p>
-
-<p>But Tietjens went on, with both hands as it were, throwing away
-opportunity and committing outrage. . . .</p>
-
-<p>That day Macmaster could only consider to be one of disaster. He got up
-from his chair and filled himself another drink; he felt himself to be
-distressed and to need it. Slouching amongst his cretonnes, Tietjens was
-gazing in front of him. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"Here!" without looking at Macmaster, and held out his long glass. Into
-it Macmaster poured whisky with a hesitating hand. Tietjens said: "Go
-on!"</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"It's late; we're breakfasting at the Duchemin's at ten."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens answered:</p>
-
-<p>"Don't worry, sonny. We'll be there for your pretty lady." He added:
-"Wait another quarter of an hour. I want to talk to you."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster sat down again and deliberately began to review the day. It
-had begun with disaster, and in disaster it had continued.</p>
-
-<p>And, with something like a bitter irony, Macmaster remembered and
-brought up now for digestion the parting words of General Campion to
-himself. The General had limped with him to the hall door up at Mountby
-and, standing patting him on the shoulder, tall, slightly bent and very
-friendly, had said:</p>
-
-<p>"Look here. Christopher Tietjens is a splendid fellow. But he needs a
-good woman to look after him. Get him back to Sylvia as quick as you
-can. Had a little tiff, haven't they? Nothing serious? Chrissie hasn't
-been running after the skirts? No? I daresay a little. No? Well
-then . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster had stood like a gate-post, so appalled. He had
-stuttered:</p>
-
-<p>"No! No!"</p>
-
-<p>"We've known them both so long," the General went on. "Lady Claudine in
-particular. And, believe me, Sylvia is a splendid girl. Straight as a
-die; the soul of loyalty to her friends. And fearless.&mdash;She'd face the
-devil in his rage. You should have seen her out with the Belvoir! Of
-course you know her. . . . Well then!"</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster had just managed to say that he knew Sylvia, of course.</p>
-
-<p>"Well then . . ." the General had continued . . . "you'll agree with me
-that if there <i>is</i> anything wrong between them he's to blame. And it
-will be resented. Very bitterly. He wouldn't set foot in this house
-again. But he says he's going out to her and Mrs. Satterthwaite. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"I believe . . ." Macmaster had begun . . . "I believe he is . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Well then!" the General had said: "It's all right. . . . But
-Christopher Tietjens needs a good woman's backing. . . . He's a splendid
-fellow. There are few young fellows for whom I have more . . . I could
-almost say respect. . . . But he needs that. To ballast him."</p>
-
-<p>In the car, running down the hill from Mountby, Macmaster had exhausted
-himself in the effort to restrain his execrations of the General. He
-wanted to shout that he was a pig-headed old fool: a meddlesome ass. But
-he was in the car with the two secretaries of the Cabinet Minister: the
-Rt. Hon. Edward Fenwick Waterhouse, who, being himself an advanced
-Liberal down for a week-end of golf, preferred not to dine at the house
-of the Conservative member. At that date there was, in politics, a phase
-of bitter social feud between the parties: a condition that had not till
-lately been characteristic of English political life. The prohibition
-had not extended itself to the two younger men.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster was not unpleasurably aware that these two fellows treated him
-with a certain deference. They had seen Macmaster being talked to
-familiarly by General Lord Edward Campion. Indeed, they and the car had
-been kept waiting whilst the General patted their fellow guest on the
-shoulder; held his upper arm and spoke in a low voice into his
-ear. . . .</p>
-
-<p>But that was the only pleasure that Macmaster got out of it.</p>
-
-<p>Yes, the day had begun disastrously with Sylvia's letter;
-it ended&mdash;if it was ended!&mdash;almost more disastrously with the
-General's eulogy of that woman. During the day he had nerved himself to
-having an immensely disagreeable scene with Tietjens. Tietjens
-<i>must</i> divorce the woman; it was necessary for the peace of mind of
-himself, of his friends, of his family; for the sake of his career; in
-the very name of decency!</p>
-
-<p>In the meantime Tietjens had rather forced his hand. It had been a
-most disagreeable affair. They had arrived at Rye in time for
-lunch&mdash;at which Tietjens had consumed the best part of a bottle of
-Burgundy. During lunch Tietjens had given Macmaster Sylvia's letter to
-read, saying that, as he should later consult his friend, his friend had
-better be made acquainted with the document.</p>
-
-<p>The letter had appeared extraordinary in its effrontery, for it said
-nothing. Beyond the bare statement, "I am now ready to return to you,"
-it occupied itself simply with the fact that Mrs. Tietjens
-wanted&mdash;could no longer get on without&mdash;the services of her
-maid, whom she called Hullo Central. If Tietjens wanted her, Mrs.
-Tietjens, to return to him he was to see that Hullo Central was waiting
-on the doorstep for her, and so on. She added the detail that there was
-<i>no one</i> else, underlined, she could bear round her while she was
-retiring for the night. On reflection Macmaster could see that this was
-the best letter the woman could have written if she wanted to be taken
-back; for, had she extended herself into either excuses or explanations,
-it was ten chances to one Tietjens would have taken the line that he
-couldn't go on living with a woman capable of such a lapse in taste. But
-Macmaster had never thought of Sylvia as wanting in <i>savoir
-faire</i>.</p>
-
-<p>It had none the less hardened him in his determination to urge his
-friend to divorce. He had intended to begin this campaign in the fly,
-driving to pay his call on the Rev. Mr. Duchemin, who, in early life,
-had been a personal disciple of Mr. Ruskin and a patron and acquaintance
-of the poet-painter, the subject of Macmaster's monograph. On this drive
-Tietjens preferred not to come. He said that he would loaf about the
-town and meet Macmaster at the golf club towards four-thirty. He was not
-in the mood for making new acquaintances. Macmaster, who knew the
-pressure under which his friend must be suffering, thought this
-reasonable enough, and drove off up Iden Hill by himself.</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>Few women had ever made so much impression on Macmaster as Mrs.
-Duchemin. He knew himself to be in a mood to be impressed by almost any
-woman, but he considered that that was not enough to account for the
-very strong influence she at once exercised over him. There had been two
-young girls in the drawing-room when he had been ushered in, but they
-had disappeared almost simultaneously, and although he had noticed them
-immediately afterwards riding past the window on bicycles, he was aware
-that he would not have recognised them again. From her first words on
-rising to greet him: "Not <i>the</i> Mr. Macmaster!" he had had eyes for no
-one else.</p>
-
-<p>It was obvious that the Rev. Mr. Duchemin must be one of those clergymen
-of considerable wealth and cultured taste who not infrequently adorn the
-Church of England. The rectory itself, a great, warm-looking manor house
-of very old red brick, was abutted on to by one of the largest tithe
-barns that Macmaster had ever seen; the church itself, with a primitive
-roof of oak shingles, nestled in the corner formed by the ends of
-rectory and tithe barn, and was by so much the smallest of the three and
-so undecorated that but for its little belfry it might have been a good
-cow-byre. All three buildings stood on the very edge of the little row
-of hills that looks down on the Romney Marsh; they were sheltered from
-the north wind by a great symmetrical fan of elms and from the
-south-west by a very tall hedge and shrubbery, all of remarkable yews.
-It was, in short, an ideal cure of souls for a wealthy clergyman of
-cultured tastes, for there was not so much as a peasant's cottage within
-a mile of it.</p>
-
-<p>To Macmaster, in short, this was the ideal English home. Of Mrs.
-Duchemin's drawing-room itself, contrary to his habit, for he was
-sensitive and observant in such things, he could afterwards remember
-little except that it was perfectly sympathetic. Three long windows gave
-on to a perfect lawn, on which, isolated and grouped, stood standard
-rose trees, symmetrical half globes of green foliage picked out with
-flowers like bits of carved pink marble. Beyond the lawn was a low stone
-wall; beyond that the quiet expanse of the marsh shimmered in the
-sunlight.</p>
-
-<p>The furniture of the room was, as to its woodwork, brown, old, with
-the rich softnesses of much polishing with beeswax. What pictures there
-were Macmaster recognised at once as being by Simeon Solomon,
-one of the weaker and more frail æsthetes&mdash;aureoled, palish heads
-of ladies carrying lilies that were not very like lilies. They were in the
-tradition&mdash;but not the best of the tradition. Macmaster
-understood&mdash;and later Mrs. Duchemin confirmed him in the
-idea&mdash;that Mr. Duchemin kept his more precious specimens of work in
-a sanctum, leaving to the relatively public room, good-humouredly and
-with slight contempt, these weaker specimens. That seemed to stamp Mr.
-Duchemin at once as being of the elect.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Duchemin in person was, however, not present; and there seemed to be
-a good deal of difficulty in arranging a meeting between the two men.
-Mr. Duchemin, his wife said, was much occupied at the week-ends. She
-added, with a faint and rather absent smile, the word, "Naturally."
-Macmaster at once saw that it was natural for a clergyman to be much
-occupied during the week-ends. With a little hesitation Mrs. Duchemin
-suggested that Mr. Macmaster and his friend might come to lunch on the
-next day&mdash;Saturday. But Macmaster had made an engagement to play the
-foursome with General Campion&mdash;half the round from twelve till
-one-thirty: half the round from three to half-past four. And, as their
-then present arrangements stood, Macmaster and Tietjens were to take the
-6.30 train to Hythe; that ruled out either tea or dinner next day.</p>
-
-<p>With sufficient, but not too extravagant regret, Mrs. Duchemin raised
-her voice to say:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh dear! Oh dear! But you must see my husband and the pictures after
-you have come so far."</p>
-
-<p>A rather considerable volume of harsh sound was coming through the end
-wall of the room&mdash;the barking of dogs, apparently the hurried removal
-of pieces of furniture or perhaps of packing cases, guttural ejaculations.
-Mrs. Duchemin said, with her far away air and deep voice:</p>
-
-<p>"They are making a good deal of noise. Let us go into the garden and
-look at my husband's roses, if you've a moment more to give us."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster quoted to himself:</p>
-
-<p>"'I looked and saw your eyes in the shadow of your hair. . . .'"</p>
-
-<p>There was no doubt that Mrs. Duchemin's eyes, which were of a dark,
-pebble blue, were actually in the shadow of her blue-black, very
-regularly waved hair. The hair came down on the square, low forehead. It
-was a phenomenon that Macmaster had never before really seen, and, he
-congratulated himself, this was one more confirmation&mdash;if confirmation
-were needed!&mdash;of the powers of observation of the subject of his
-monograph!</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin bore the sunlight! Her dark complexion was clear; there
-was, over the cheekbones, a delicate suffusion of light carmine. Her
-jawbone was singularly clear-cut, to the pointed chin&mdash;like an
-alabaster, mediæval saint's.</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Of course you're Scotch. I'm from Auld Reekie myself."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster would have known it. He said he was from the Port of Leith. He
-could not imagine hiding anything from Mrs. Duchemin. Mrs. Duchemin said
-with renewed insistence:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, but of <i>course</i> you must see my husband and the pictures. Let
-me see. . . . We must think. . . . Would breakfast now? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said that he and his friend were Government servants and up to
-rising early. He had a great desire to breakfast in that house. She
-said:</p>
-
-<p>"At a quarter to ten, then, our car will be at the bottom of your
-street. It's a matter of ten minutes only, so you won't go hungry
-long!"</p>
-
-<p>She said, gradually gaining animation, that of course Macmaster would
-bring his friend. He could tell Tietjens that he should meet a very
-charming girl. She stopped and added suddenly: "Probably, at any rate."
-She said the name which Macmaster caught as "Wanstead." And possibly
-another girl. And Mr. Horsted, or something like it, her husband's
-junior curate. She said reflectively:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, we might try quite a party . . ." and added, "quite noisy and gay.
-I hope your friend's talkative!"</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said something about trouble.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, it can't be too much trouble," she said. "Besides, it might do my
-husband good." She went on: "Mr. Duchemin is apt to brood. It's perhaps
-too lonely here." And added the rather astonishing words: "After all."</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>And, driving back in the fly, Macmaster said to himself that you
-couldn't call Mrs. Duchemin ordinary, at least. Yet meeting her was like
-going into a room that you had long left and never ceased to love. It felt
-good. It was perhaps partly her Edinburgh-ness. Macmaster allowed himself
-to coin that word. There was in Edinburgh a society&mdash;he himself
-had never been privileged to move in it, but its annals are part of the
-literature of Scotland!&mdash;where the ladies are all great ladies in tall
-drawing-rooms; circumspect yet shrewd: still yet with a sense of the
-comic: frugal yet warmly hospitable. It was perhaps just Edinburgh-ness
-that was wanting in the drawing-rooms of his friends in London. Mrs.
-Cressy, the Hon. Mrs. Limoux and Mrs. Delawnay were all almost
-perfection in manner, in speech, in composure. But, then, they were not
-young, they weren't Edinburgh&mdash;and they weren't strikingly elegant!</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin was all three! Her assured, tranquil manner she would
-retain to any age: it betokened the enigmatic soul of her sex, but,
-physically, she couldn't be more than thirty. That was unimportant, for
-she would never want to do anything in which physical youth counted. She
-would never, for instance, have occasion to run: she would always just
-"move"&mdash;floatingly! He tried to remember the details of her dress.</p>
-
-<p>It had certainly been dark blue&mdash;and certainly of silk: that rather
-coarsely-woven, exquisite material that has on its folds as of a silvery
-shimmer with minute knots. But very dark blue. And it contrived to be at
-once artistic&mdash;absolutely in the tradition! And yet well cut! Very
-large sleeves, of course, but still with a certain fit. She had worn an
-immense necklace of yellow polished amber: on the dark blue! And Mrs.
-Duchemin had said, over her husband's roses, that the blossoms always
-reminded her of little mouldings of pink cloud come down for the cooling
-of the earth. . . . A charming thought!</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly he said to himself:</p>
-
-<p>"What a mate for Tietjens!" And his mind added: "Why should she not
-become an Influence!"</p>
-
-<p>A vista opened before him, in time! He imagined Tietjens, in some way
-proprietarily responsible for Mrs. Duchemin: quite <i>pour le bon</i>,
-tranquilly passionate and accepted, <i>motif</i>; and "immensely improved"
-by the association. And himself, in a year or two, bringing the at last
-found Lady of his Delight to sit at the feet of Mrs. Duchemin&mdash;the
-Lady of his Delight whilst circumspect would be also young and
-impressionable!&mdash;to learn the mysterious assuredness of manner, the
-gift of dressing, the knack of wearing amber and bending over standard
-roses&mdash;and the Edinburgh-ness!</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster was thus not a little excited, and finding Tietjens at tea
-amid the green-stained furnishings and illustrated papers of the large,
-corrugated iron golf-house, he could not help exclaiming:</p>
-
-<p>"I've accepted the invitation to breakfast with the Duchemins to-morrow
-for us both. I hope you won't mind," although Tietjens was sitting at a
-little table with General Campion and his brother-in-law, the Hon. Paul
-Sandbach, Conservative member for the division and husband of Lady
-Claudine. The General said pleasantly to Tietjens:</p>
-
-<p>"Breakfast! With Duchemin! You go, my boy! You'll get the best breakfast
-you ever had in your life."</p>
-
-<p>He added to his brother-in-law: "Not the eternal mock kedgeree Claudine
-gives us every morning."</p>
-
-<p>Sandbach grunted:</p>
-
-<p>"It's not for want of trying to steal their cook. Claudine has a shy at
-it every time we come down here."</p>
-
-<p>The General said pleasantly to Macmaster&mdash;he spoke always
-pleasantly, with a half smile and a slight sibilance:</p>
-
-<p>"My brother-in-law isn't serious, you understand. My sister wouldn't
-think of stealing a cook. Let alone from Duchemin. She'd be frightened
-to."</p>
-
-<p>Sandbach grunted:</p>
-
-<p>"Who wouldn't?"</p>
-
-<p>Both these gentlemen were very lame: Mr. Sandbach from birth and the
-General as the result of a slight but neglected motor accident. He had
-practically only one vanity, the belief that he was qualified to act as
-his own chauffeur, and since he was both inexpert and very careless, he
-met with frequent accidents. Mr. Sandbach had a dark, round, bull-dog
-face and a violent manner. He had twice been suspended from his
-Parliamentary duties for applying to the then Chancellor of the
-Exchequer the epithet "lying attorney," and he was at that moment still
-suspended.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster then became unpleasantly perturbed. With his sensitiveness he
-was perfectly aware of an unpleasant chill in the air. There was also a
-stiffness about Tietjens' eyes. He was looking straight before him;
-there was a silence too. Behind Tietjens' back were two men with bright
-green coats, red knitted waistcoats and florid faces. One was bald and
-blonde, the other had black hair, remarkably oiled and shiny; both were
-forty-fivish. They were regarding the occupants of the Tietjens' table
-with both their mouths slightly open. They were undisguisedly listening.
-In front of each were three empty sloe-gin glasses and one half-filled
-tumbler of brandy and soda. Macmaster understood why the General had
-explained that his sister had not tried to steal Mrs. Duchemin's cook.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Drink up your tea quickly and let's get started." He was drawing from
-his pocket a number of telegraph forms which he began arranging. The
-General said:</p>
-
-<p>"Don't burn your mouth. We can't start off before all . . . all these
-other gentlemen. We're too slow."</p>
-
-<p>"No; we're beastly well stuck," Sandbach said.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens handed the telegraph forms over to Macmaster.</p>
-
-<p>"You'd better take a look at these," he said. "I mayn't see you again
-to-day after the match. You're dining up at Mountby. The General will
-run you up. Lady Claude will excuse me. I've got work to do."</p>
-
-<p>This was already matter for dismay for Macmaster. He was aware that
-Tietjens would have disliked dining up at Mountby with the Sandbachs,
-who would have a crowd, extremely smart but more than usually
-unintelligent. Tietjens called this crowd, indeed, the plague-spot of the
-party&mdash;meaning of Toryism. But Macmaster couldn't help thinking that
-a disagreeable dinner would be better for his friend than brooding in
-solitude in the black shadows of the huddled town. Then Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm going to have a word with that swine!" He pointed his square chin
-rather rigidly before him, and looking past the two brandy drinkers,
-Macmaster saw one of those faces that frequent caricature made familiar
-and yet strange. Macmaster couldn't, at the moment, put a name to it. It
-must be a politician, probably a Minister. But which? His mind was
-already in a dreadful state. In the glimpse he had caught of the
-telegraph form now in his hand he had perceived that it was addressed to
-Sylvia Tietjens and began with the word "agreed." He said swiftly:</p>
-
-<p>"Has that been sent or is it only a draft?"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"That fellow is the Rt. Hon. Stephen Fenwick Waterhouse. He's chairman
-of the Funded Debt Commission. He's the swine who made us fake that
-return in the office."</p>
-
-<p>That moment was the worst Macmaster had ever known. A worse came.
-Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm going to have a word with him. That's why I'm not dining at
-Mountby. It's a duty to the country."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster's mind simply stopped. He was in a space, all windows. There
-was sunlight outside. And clouds. Pink and white. Woolly! Some ships.
-And two men: one dark and oily, the other rather blotchy on a blonde
-baldness. They were talking, but their words made no impression on
-Macmaster. The dark, oily man said that he was not going to take Gertie
-to Budapest. Not half! He winked like a nightmare. Beyond were two young
-men and a preposterous face. . . . It was all so like a nightmare that
-the Cabinet Minister's features were distorted for Macmaster. Like an
-enormous mask of pantomime: shiny, with an immense nose and elongated,
-Chinese eyes.</p>
-
-<p>Yet not unpleasant! Macmaster was a Whig by conviction, by nation, by
-temperament. He thought that public servants should abstain from
-political activity. Nevertheless, he couldn't be expected to think a
-Liberal Cabinet Minister ugly. On the contrary, Mr. Waterhouse appeared
-to have a frank, humorous, kindly expression. He listened deferentially
-to one of his secretaries, resting his hand on the young man's shoulder,
-smiling a little, rather sleepily. No doubt he was overworked. And then,
-letting himself go in a side-shaking laugh. Putting on flesh!</p>
-
-<p>What a pity! What a <i>pity</i>! Macmaster was reading a
-string of incomprehensible words in Tietjens' heavily scored writing.
-<i>Not entertain</i> . . . <i>flat not house</i> . . . <i>child remain at
-sister.</i> . . . His eyes went backwards and forwards over the phrases. He
-could not connect the words without stops. The man with the oily hair said
-in a sickly voice that Gertie was hot stuff, but not the one for Budapest
-with all the Gitana girls you were telling me of! Why, he'd kept Gertie
-for five years now. More like the real thing! His friend's voice was
-like a result of indigestion. Tietjens, Sandbach and the General were
-stiff, like pokers.</p>
-
-<p>What a pity! Macmaster thought.</p>
-
-<p>He ought to have been sitting . . . It would have been pleasant and
-right to be sitting with the pleasant Minister. In the ordinary course
-he, Macmaster, would have been. The best golfer in the place was usually
-set to play with distinguished visitors, and there was next to no one in
-the south of England who ordinarily could beat him. He had begun at
-four, playing with a miniature cleek and a found shilling ball over the
-municipal links. Going to the poor school every morning and back to
-dinner; and back to school and back to bed! Over the cold, rushy, sandy
-links, beside the grey sea. Both shoes full of sand. The found shilling
-ball had lasted him three years. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster exclaimed: "Good God!" He had just gathered from the telegram
-that Tietjens meant to go to Germany on Tuesday. As if at Macmaster's
-ejaculation Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes. It <i>is</i> unbearable. If you don't stop those swine, General, I
-shall."</p>
-
-<p>The General sibilated low, between his teeth:</p>
-
-<p>"Wait a minute. . . . Wait a minute. . . . Perhaps that other fellow
-will."</p>
-
-<p>The man with the black oily hair said:</p>
-
-<p>"If Budapest's the place for the girls you say it is, old pal, with the
-Turkish baths and all, we'll paint the old town red all right, next
-month," and he winked at Tietjens. His friend, with his head down,
-seemed to make internal rumblings, looking apprehensively beneath his
-blotched forehead at the General.</p>
-
-<p>"Not," the other continued argumentatively, "that I don't love my old
-woman. She's all right. And then there's Gertie. 'Ot stuff, but the real
-thing. But I say a man wants . . ." He ejaculated, "Oh!"</p>
-
-<p>The General, his hands in his pockets, very tall, thin, red-cheeked, his
-white hair combed forward in a fringe, sauntered towards the other
-table. It was not two yards, but it seemed a long saunter. He stood
-right over them, they looking up, open-eyed, like schoolboys at a
-balloon. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm glad you're enjoying our links, gentlemen."</p>
-
-<p>The bald man said: "We are! We are! First-class. A treat!"</p>
-
-<p>"But," the General said, "it isn't wise to discuss one's . . . eh . . .
-domestic circumstances . . . at . . . at mess, you know, or in a golf
-house. People might hear."</p>
-
-<p>The gentleman with the oily hair half rose and exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"Oo, the . . ." The other man mumbled: "Shut up, Briggs."</p>
-
-<p>The General said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm the president of the club, you know. It's my duty to see that the
-<i>majority</i> of the club and its visitors are pleased. I hope you don't
-mind."</p>
-
-<p>The General came back to his seat. He was trembling with vexation.</p>
-
-<p>"It makes one as beastly a bounder as themselves," he said. "But what
-the devil else was one to do?" The two city men had ambled hastily into
-the dressing-rooms; the dire silence fell. Macmaster realised that, for
-these Tories at least, this was really the end of the world. The last of
-England! He returned, with panic in his heart, to Tietjens'
-telegram. . . . Tietjens was going to Germany on Tuesday. He offered to
-throw over the department. . . . These were unthinkable things. You
-couldn't imagine them!</p>
-
-<p>He began to read the telegram all over again. A shadow fell upon the
-flimsy sheets. The Rt. Hon. Mr. Waterhouse was between the head of the
-table and the windows. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"We're much obliged, General. It was impossible to hear ourselves speak
-for those obscene fellows' smut. It's fellows like that that make our
-friends the suffragettes! That warrants them. . . ." He added: "Hullo!
-Sandbach! Enjoying your rest?"</p>
-
-<p>The General said:</p>
-
-<p>"I was hoping you'd take on the job of telling these fellows off."</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Sandbach, his bull-dog jaw sticking out, the short black hair on his
-scalp appearing to rise, barked:</p>
-
-<p>"Hullo, Waterslop! Enjoying your plunder?"</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Waterhouse, tall, slouching and untidy-haired, lifted the flaps of
-his coat. It was so ragged that it appeared as if straws stuck out of
-the elbows.</p>
-
-<p>"All that the suffragettes have left of me," he said, laughingly. "Isn't
-one of you fellows a genius called Tietjens?" He was looking at
-Macmaster. The General said:</p>
-
-<p>"Tietjens . . . Macmaster . . ." The Minister went on very
-friendly:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, it's you? . . . I just wanted to take the opportunity of thanking
-you."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Good God! What for?"</p>
-
-<p>"<i>You</i> know!" the Minister said, "we couldn't have got the Bill
-before the House till next session without your figures. . . ." He said
-slily: "Could we, Sandbach?" and added to Tietjens: "Ingleby told
-me. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens was chalk-white and stiffened. He stuttered:</p>
-
-<p>"I can't take any credit. . . . I consider . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"Tietjens . . . you . . ." he didn't know what he was going to say.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, you're too modest," Mr. Waterhouse overwhelmed Tietjens. "We know
-whom we've to thank . . ." His eyes drifted to Sandbach a little
-absently. Then his face lit up.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh! Look here, Sandbach," he said. . . . "Come here, will you?" He
-walked a pace or two away, calling to one of his young men: "Oh,
-Sanderson, give the bobbie a drink. A good stiff one." Sandbach jerked
-himself awkwardly out of his chair and limped to the Minister.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens burst out:</p>
-
-<p>"Me too modest! <i>Me</i>! . . . The swine. . . . The unspeakable
-swine!"</p>
-
-<p>The General said:</p>
-
-<p>"What's it all about, Chrissie? You probably are too modest."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Damn it. It's a serious matter. It's driving me out of the unspeakable
-office I'm in."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"No! No! You're wrong. It's a wrong view you take." And with a good deal
-of real passion he began to explain to the General. It was an affair
-that had already given him a great deal of pain. The Government had
-asked the statistical department for figures illuminating a number of
-schedules that they desired to use in presenting their new Bill to the
-Commons. Mr. Waterhouse was to present it.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Waterhouse at the moment was slapping Mr. Sandbach on the back,
-tossing the hair out of his eyes and laughing like a hysterical
-schoolgirl. He looked suddenly tired. A police constable, his buttons
-shining, appeared, drinking from a pewter-pot outside the glazed door.
-The two city men ran across the angle from the dressing-room to the same
-door, buttoning their clothes. The Minister said loudly:</p>
-
-<p>"Make it guineas!"</p>
-
-<p>It seemed to Macmaster painfully wrong that Tietjens should call anyone
-so genial and unaffected an unspeakable swine. It was unjust. He went on
-with his explanation to the General.</p>
-
-<p>The Government had wanted a set of figures based on a calculation called
-B 7. Tietjens, who had been working on one called H 19&mdash;for his own
-instruction&mdash;had persuaded himself that H 19 was the lowest figure
-that was actuarially sound.</p>
-
-<p>The General said pleasantly: "All this is Greek to me."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh no, it needn't be," Macmaster heard himself say. "It amounts to
-this. Chrissie was asked by the Government&mdash;by Sir Reginald
-Ingleby&mdash;to work out what 3 x 3 comes to: it was that sort of thing in
-principle. He said that the only figure that would not ruin the country was
-nine times nine. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"The Government wanted to shovel money into the working man's pockets,
-in fact," the General said. "Money for nothing. . . . or votes, I
-suppose."</p>
-
-<p>"But that isn't the point, sir," Macmaster ventured to say. "All that
-Chrissie was asked to do was to say what 3 x 3 was."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, he appears to have done it and earned no end of kudos," the
-General said. "That's all right. We've all, always, believed in
-Chrissie's ability. But he's a strong-tempered beggar."</p>
-
-<p>"He was extraordinarily rude to Sir Reginald over it," Macmaster went
-on.</p>
-
-<p>The General said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh dear! Oh dear!" He shook his head at Tietjens and assumed with care
-the blank, slightly disappointing air of the regular officer. "I don't
-like to hear of rudeness to a superior. In <i>any</i> service."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't think," Tietjens said with extreme mildness, "that Macmaster is
-quite fair to me. Of course he's a right to his opinion as to what the
-discipline of a service demands. I certainly told Ingleby that I'd
-rather resign than do that beastly job. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You shouldn't have," the General said. "What would become of the
-services if everyone did as you did?"</p>
-
-<p>Sandbach came back laughing and dropped painfully into his low
-arm-chair.</p>
-
-<p>"That fellow . . ." he began.</p>
-
-<p>The General slightly raised his hand.</p>
-
-<p>"A minute!" he said. "I was about to tell Chrissie, here, that if I am
-offered the job&mdash;of course it's an order really&mdash;of suppressing
-the Ulster Volunteers . . . I'd rather cut my throat than do it. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Sandbach said:</p>
-
-<p>"Of course you would, old chap. They're our brothers. You'd see the
-beastly, lying Government damned first."</p>
-
-<p>"I was going to say that I should accept," the General said, "I
-shouldn't resign my commission."</p>
-
-<p>Sandbach said:</p>
-
-<p>"Good <i>God</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I didn't."</p>
-
-<p>Sandbach exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"General! You! After all Claudine and I have said. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens interrupted:</p>
-
-<p>"Excuse me, Sandbach. I'm receiving this reprimand for the moment. I
-wasn't, then, rude to Ingleby. If I'd expressed contempt for what he
-said or for himself, that would have been rude. I didn't. He wasn't in
-the least offended. He looked like a cockatoo, but he wasn't offended.
-And I let him over-persuade me. He was right, really. He pointed out
-that, if I didn't do the job, those swine would put on one of our little
-competition wallah head clerks and get all the schedules faked, as well
-as starting off with false premises!"</p>
-
-<p>"That's the view I take," the General said, "if I don't take the Ulster
-job the Government will put on a fellow who'll bum all the farm-houses
-and rape all the women in the three counties. They've got him up their
-sleeve. He only asks for the Connaught Rangers to go through the north
-with. And you know what <i>that</i> means. All the same . . ." He looked at
-Tietjens: "One should not be rude to one's superiors."</p>
-
-<p>"I tell you I wasn't rude," Tietjens exclaimed. "Damn your nice,
-paternal old eyes. Get that into your mind!"</p>
-
-<p>The General shook his head:</p>
-
-<p>"You brilliant fellows!" he said. "The country, or the army, or
-anything, could not be run by you. It takes stupid fools like me and
-Sandbach, along with sound, moderate heads like our friend here." He
-indicated Macmaster and, rising, went on: "Come along. You're playing
-me, Macmaster. They say you're hot stuff. Chrissie's no good. He can
-take Sandbach on."</p>
-
-<p>He walked off with Macmaster towards the dressing-room.</p>
-
-<p>Sandbach, wriggling awkwardly out of his chair, shouted:</p>
-
-<p>"Save the country. . . . Damn it. . . ." He stood on his feet. "I and
-Campion . . . Look at what the country's come to. . . . What with swine
-like these two in our club houses! And policemen to go round the links
-with Ministers to protect them from the wild women. . . . By God! I'd
-like to have the flaying of the skin off some of their backs. I would.
-By God I would."</p>
-
-<p>He added:</p>
-
-<p>"That fellow Waterslops is a bit of a sportsman. I haven't been able to
-tell you about our bet, you've been making such a noise. . . . Is your
-friend really plus one at North Berwick? What are you like?"</p>
-
-<p>"Macmaster is a good plus two anywhere when he's in practice."</p>
-
-<p>Sandbach said:</p>
-
-<p>"Good Lord. . . . A stout fellow. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"As for me," Tietjens said, "I loathe the beastly game."</p>
-
-<p>"So do I," Sandbach answered. "We'll just lollop along behind them."</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="IV">IV</a></h4>
-
-
-<p>They came out into the bright open where all the distances under the
-tall sky showed with distinct prismatic outlines. They made a little
-group of seven&mdash;for Tietjens would not have a caddy&mdash;waiting on
-the flat, first teeing ground. Macmaster walked up to Tietjens and said
-under his voice:</p>
-
-<p>"You've really <i>sent</i> that wire? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"It'll be in Germany by now!"</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Sandbach hobbled from one to the other explaining the terms of his
-wager with Mr. Waterhouse. Mr. Waterhouse had backed one of the young
-men playing with him to drive into and hit twice in the eighteen holes
-the two city men who would be playing ahead of them. As the Minister had
-taken rather short odds Mr. Sandbach considered him a good sport.</p>
-
-<p>A long way down the first hole Mr. Waterhouse and his two companions
-were approaching the first green. They had high sandhills to the right
-and, to their left, a road that was fringed with rushes and a narrow
-dyke. Ahead of the Cabinet Minister the two city men and their two
-caddies stood on the edge of the dyke or poked downwards into the
-rushes. Two girls appeared and disappeared on the tops of the sandhills.
-The policeman was strolling along the road, level with Mr. Waterhouse.
-The General said:</p>
-
-<p>"I think we could go now."</p>
-
-<p>Sandbach said:</p>
-
-<p>"Waterslops will get a hit at them from the next tee. They're in the
-dyke."</p>
-
-<p>The General drove a straight, goodish ball. Just as Macmaster was in his
-swing Sandbach shouted:</p>
-
-<p>"By God! He nearly did it. See that fellow jump!"</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster looked round over his shoulder and hissed with vexation
-between his teeth:</p>
-
-<p>"Don't you know that you don't shout while a man is driving? Or haven't
-you played golf?" He hurried fussily after his ball.</p>
-
-<p>Sandbach said to Tietjens:</p>
-
-<p>"Golly! That chap's got a temper!"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Only over this game. You deserved what you got."</p>
-
-<p>Sandbach said:</p>
-
-<p>"I did. . . . But I didn't spoil his shot. He's outdriven the General
-twenty yards."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"It would have been sixty but for you."</p>
-
-<p>They loitered about on the tee waiting for the others to get their
-distance. Sandbach said:</p>
-
-<p>"By Jove, your friend is on with his second . . . You wouldn't believe
-it of such a <i>little</i> beggar!" He added: "He's not much class,
-is he?"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens looked down his nose.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, about <i>our</i> class!" he said. "He wouldn't take a bet about
-driving into the couple ahead."</p>
-
-<p>Sandbach hated Tietjens for being a Tietjens of Groby: Tietjens was
-enraged by the existence of Sandbach, who was the son of an ennobled
-mayor of Middlebrough, seven miles or so from Groby. The feuds between
-the Cleveland landowners and the Cleveland plutocrats are very bitter.
-Sandbach said:</p>
-
-<p>"Ah, I suppose he gets you out of scrapes with girls and the Treasury,
-and you take him about in return. It's a practical combination."</p>
-
-<p>"Like Pottle Mills and Stanton," Tietjens said. The financial operations
-connected with the amalgamating of these two steelworks had earned
-Sandbach's father a good deal of odium in the Cleveland district. . . .
-Sandbach said:</p>
-
-<p>"Look here, Tietjens. . . ." But he changed his mind and said:</p>
-
-<p>"We'd better go now." He drove off with an awkward action but not
-without skill. He certainly outplayed Tietjens.</p>
-
-<p>Playing very slowly, for both were desultory and Sandbach very lame,
-they lost sight of the others behind some coastguard cottages and dunes
-before they had left the third tee. Because of his game leg Sandbach
-sliced a good deal. On this occasion he sliced right into the gardens of
-the cottages and went with his boy to look for his ball among
-potato-haulms, beyond a low wall. Tietjens patted his own ball lazily up
-the fairway and, dragging his bag behind him by the strap, he sauntered
-on.</p>
-
-<p>Although Tietjens hated golf as he hated any occupation that was of a
-competitive nature he could engross himself in the mathematics of
-trajectories when he accompanied Macmaster in one of his expeditions for
-practice. He accompanied Macmaster because he liked there to be one
-pursuit at which his friend undisputably excelled himself, for it was a
-bore always brow-beating the fellow. But he stipulated that they should
-visit three different and, if possible, unknown courses every week-end
-when they golfed. He interested himself then in the way the courses were
-laid out, acquiring thus an extraordinary connoisseurship in golf
-architecture, and he made abstruse calculations as to the flight of
-balls off sloped club-faces, as to the foot-poundals of energy exercised
-by one muscle or the other, and as to theories of spin. As often as not
-he palmed Macmaster off as a fair, average player on some other
-unfortunate fair, average stranger. Then he passed the afternoon in the
-club-house studying the pedigrees and forms of racehorses, for every
-club-house contained a copy of Ruff's guide. In the spring he would hunt
-for and examine the nests of soft-billed birds, for he was interested in
-the domestic affairs of the cuckoo, though he hated natural history and
-field botany.</p>
-
-<p>On this occasion he had just examined some notes of other mashie shots,
-had put the notebook back in his pocket, and had addressed his ball with
-a niblick that had an unusually roughened face and a head like a
-hatchet. Meticulously, when he had taken his grip he removed his little
-and third fingers from the leather of the shaft. He was thanking heaven
-that Sandbach seemed to be accounted for for ten minutes at least, for
-Sandbach was miserly over lost balls and, very slowly, he was raising
-his mashie to half cock for a sighting shot.</p>
-
-<p>He was aware that someone, breathing a little heavily from small lungs,
-was standing close to him and watching him: he could indeed, beneath his
-cap-rim, perceive the tips of a pair of boy's white sand-shoes. It in no
-way perturbed him to be watched since he was avid of no personal glory
-when making his shots. A voice said:</p>
-
-<p>"I say . . ." He continued to look at his ball.</p>
-
-<p>"Sorry to spoil your shot," the voice said. "But . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens dropped his club altogether and straightened his back. A fair
-young woman with a fixed scowl was looking at him intently. She had a
-short skirt and was panting a little.</p>
-
-<p>"I say," she said, "go and see they don't hurt Gertie. I've lost
-her . . ." She pointed back to the sandhills. "There looked to be some
-beasts among them."</p>
-
-<p>She seemed a perfectly negligible girl except for the frown: her eyes
-blue, her hair no doubt fair under a white canvas hat. She had a striped
-cotton blouse, but her fawn tweed skirt was well hung.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"You've been demonstrating."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Of course we have, and of course you object on principle. But you won't
-let a girl be man-handled. Don't wait to tell me I know it . . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Noises existed. Sandbach, from beyond the low garden wall fifty yards
-away, was yelping, just like a dog: "Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!" and gesticulating.
-His little caddy, entangled in his golf-bag, was trying to scramble over
-the wall. On top of a high sandhill stood the policeman: he waved his
-arms like a windmill and shouted. Beside him and behind, slowly rising,
-were the heads of the General, Macmaster and their two boys. Further
-along, in completion were appearing the figures of Mr. Waterhouse, his
-two companions and <i>their</i> three boys. The Minister was waving his
-driver and shouting. They all shouted.</p>
-
-<p>"A regular rat-hunt," the girl said; she was counting. "Eleven and two
-more caddies!" She exhibited satisfaction. "I headed them all off except
-two beasts. They couldn't run. But neither can Gertie . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said urgently:</p>
-
-<p>"Come along! You aren't going to leave Gertie to those beasts! They're
-drunk. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Cut away then. I'll look after Gertie." He picked up his bag.</p>
-
-<p>"No, I'll come with you," the girl said.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens answered: "Oh, you don't want to go to gaol. Clear out!"</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Nonsense. I've put up with worse than that. Nine months as a
-slavey. . . . Come <i>along</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens started to run&mdash;rather like a rhinoceros seeing purple. He
-had been violently spurred, for he had been pierced by a shrill, faint
-scream. The girl ran beside him.</p>
-
-<p>"You . . . can . . . run!" she panted, "put on a spurt."</p>
-
-<p>Screams protesting against physical violence were at that date rare
-things in England. Tietjens had never heard the like. It upset him
-frightfully, though he was aware only of an expanse of open country. The
-policeman, whose buttons made him noteworthy, was descending his conical
-sandhill, diagonally, with caution. There is something grotesque about a
-town policeman, silvered helmet and all, in the open country. It was so
-clear and still in the air; Tietjens felt as if he were in a light
-museum looking at specimens. . . .</p>
-
-<p>A little young woman, engrossed, like a hunted rat, came round the
-corner of a green mound. "This is an assaulted female!" the mind of
-Tietjens said to him. She had a black skirt covered with sand, for she
-had just rolled down the sandhill; she had a striped grey and black silk
-blouse, one shoulder torn completely off, so that a white camisole
-showed. Over the shoulder of the sandhill came the two city men, flushed
-with triumph and panting; their red knitted waistcoats moved like
-bellows. The black-haired one, his eyes lurid and obscene, brandished
-aloft a fragment of black and grey stuff. He shouted hilariously:</p>
-
-<p>"Strip the bitch naked! . . . Ugh . . . Strip the bitch stark naked!"
-and jumped down the little hill. He cannoned into Tietjens, who roared
-at the top of his voice:</p>
-
-<p>"You infernal swine. I'll knock your head off if you move!"</p>
-
-<p>Behind Tietjens' back the girl said:</p>
-
-<p>"Come along, Gertie. . . . It's only to there . . ."</p>
-
-<p>A voice panted in answer:</p>
-
-<p>"I . . . can't. . . . My heart . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens kept his eye upon the city man. His jaw had fallen down, his
-eyes stared! It was as if the bottom of his assured world, where all men
-desire in their hearts to bash women, had fallen out. He panted:</p>
-
-<p>"Ergle! Ergle!"</p>
-
-<p>Another scream, a little further than the last voices from behind his
-back, caused in Tietjens a feeling of intense weariness. What did
-beastly women want to scream for? He swung round, bag and all. The
-policeman, his face scarlet like a lobster just boiled, was lumbering
-unenthusiastically towards the two girls who were trotting towards the
-dyke. One of his hands, scarlet also, was extended. He was not a yard
-from Tietjens.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens was exhausted, beyond thinking or shouting. He slipped his
-clubs off his shoulder and, as if he were pitching his kit-bag into a
-luggage van, threw the whole lot between the policeman's running legs.
-The man, who had no impetus to speak of, pitched forward on to his hands
-and knees. His helmet over his eyes, he seemed to reflect for a moment;
-then he removed his helmet and with great deliberation rolled round and
-sat on the turf. His face was completely without emotion, long,
-sandy-moustached and rather shrewd. He mopped his brow with a carmine
-handkerchief that had white spots.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens walked up to him.</p>
-
-<p>"Clumsy of me!" he said. "I hope you're not hurt." He drew from his
-breast pocket a curved silver flask. The policeman said nothing. His
-world, too, contained uncertainties and he was profoundly glad to be
-able to sit still without discredit. He muttered:</p>
-
-<p>"Shaken. A bit! Anybody would be!"</p>
-
-<p>That let him out and he fell to examining with attention the bayonet
-catch of the flask top. Tietjens opened it for him. The two girls,
-advancing at a fatigued trot, were near the dyke side. The fair girl, as
-they trotted, was trying to adjust her companion's hat; attached by pins
-to the back of her hair it flapped on her shoulder.</p>
-
-<p>All the rest of the posse were advancing at a very slow walk, in a
-converging semi-circle. Two little caddies were running, but Tietjens
-saw them check, hesitate and stop. And there floated to Tietjens' ears
-the words:</p>
-
-<p>"Stop, you little devils. She'll knock your heads off."</p>
-
-<p>Rt. Hon. Mr. Waterhouse must have found an admirable voice trainer
-somewhere. The drab girl was balancing tremulously over a plank on the
-dyke; the other took it at a jump: up in the air&mdash;down on her feet;
-perfectly business-like. And, as soon as the other girl was off the
-plank, she was down on her knees before it, pulling it towards her, the
-other girl trotting away over the vast marsh field.</p>
-
-<p>The girl dropped the plank on the grass. Then she looked up and faced
-the men and boys who stood in a row on the road. She called in a shrill,
-high voice, like a young cockerel's:</p>
-
-<p>"Seventeen to two! The usual male odds! You'll <i>have</i> to go round
-by Camber railway bridge, and we'll be in Folkestone by then. We've got
-bicycles!" She was half going when she checked and, searching out
-Tietjens to address, exclaimed: "I'm sorry I said that. Because some of
-you didn't want to catch us. But some of you <i>did</i>. And you <i>were</i>
-seventeen to two." She addressed Mr. Waterhouse:</p>
-
-<p>"Why <i>don't</i> you give women the vote?" she said. "You'll find it
-will interfere a good deal with your indispensable golf if you don't. Then
-what becomes of the nation's health?"</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Waterhouse said:</p>
-
-<p>"If you'll come and discuss it quietly . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, tell that to the marines," and turned away, the men in a row
-watching her figure disappear into the distance of the flat land. Not
-one of them was inclined to risk that jump: there was nine foot of mud
-in the bottom of the dyke. It was quite true that, the plank being
-removed, to go after the women they would have had to go several miles
-round. It had been a well thought out raid. Mr. Waterhouse said that
-girl was a ripping girl: the others found her just ordinary. Mr.
-Sandbach, who had only lately ceased to shout: "Hi!" wanted to know what
-they were going to do about catching the women, but Mr. Waterhouse said:
-"Oh, chuck it, Sandy," and went off.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Sandbach refused to continue his match with Tietjens. He said that
-Tietjens was the sort of fellow who was the ruin of England. He said he
-had a good mind to issue a warrant for the arrest of Tietjens&mdash;for
-obstructing the course of justice. Tietjens pointed out that Sandbach
-wasn't a borough magistrate and so couldn't. And Sandbach went off, dot
-and carry one, and began a furious row with the two city men who had
-retreated to a distance. He said they were the sort of men who were the
-ruin of England. They bleated like rams. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens wandered slowly up the course, found his ball, made his shot
-with care and found that the ball deviated several feet less to the
-right of a straight line than he had expected. He tried the shot again,
-obtained the same result and tabulated his observations in his notebook.
-He sauntered slowly back towards the club-house. He was content.</p>
-
-<p>He felt himself to be content for the first time in four months. His
-pulse beat calmly; the heat of the sun all over him appeared to be a
-beneficent flood. On the flanks of the older and larger sandhills he
-observed the minute herbage, mixed with little purple aromatic plants.
-To these the constant nibbling of sheep had imparted a protective
-tininess. He wandered, content, round the sandhills to the small, silted
-harbour mouth. After reflecting for some time on the wave-curves in the
-sloping mud of the water sides he had a long conversation, mostly in
-signs, with a Finn who hung over the side of a tarred, stump-masted,
-battered vessel that had a gaping, splintered hole where the anchor
-should have hung. She came from Archangel; was of several hundred tons
-burthen, was knocked together anyhow, of soft wood, for about ninety
-pounds, and launched, sink or swim, in the timber trade. Beside her,
-taut, glistening with brass work, was a new fishing boat, just built
-there for the Lowestoft fleet. Ascertaining her price from a man who was
-finishing her painting, Tietjens reckoned that you could have built
-three of the Archangel timber ships for the cost of that boat, and that
-the Archangel vessel would earn about twice as much per hour per
-ton. . . .</p>
-
-<p>It was in that way his mind worked when he was fit: it picked up little
-pieces of definite, workmanlike information. When it had enough it
-classified them: not for any purpose, but because to know things was
-agreeable and gave a feeling of strength, of having in reserve something
-that the other fellow would not suspect. . . . He passed a long, quiet,
-abstracted afternoon.</p>
-
-<p>In the dressing-room he found the General, among lockers, old coats, and
-stoneware, washing basins set in scrubbed wood. The General leaned back
-against a row of these things.</p>
-
-<p>"You are the ruddy <i>limit</i>!" he exclaimed.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Where's Macmaster?"</p>
-
-<p>The General said he had sent Macmaster off with Sandbach in the
-two-seater. Macmaster had to dress before going up to Mountby. He added:
-"The <i>ruddy</i> limit!" again.</p>
-
-<p>"Because I knocked the bobbie over?" Tietjens asked. "He liked it."</p>
-
-<p>The General said:</p>
-
-<p>"Knocked the bobbie over . . . I didn't see that."</p>
-
-<p>"He didn't want to catch the girls," Tietjens said, "you could see
-him&mdash;oh, yearning not to."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't want to know anything about that," the General said. "I shall
-hear enough about it from Paul Sandbach. Give the bobbie a quid and
-let's hear no more of it. I'm a magistrate."</p>
-
-<p>"Then what have I done?" Tietjens said. "I helped those girls to get
-off. <i>You</i> didn't want to catch them; Waterhouse didn't, the policeman
-didn't. No one did except the swine. Then what's the matter?"</p>
-
-<p>"Damn it all!" the General said, "don't you remember that you're a young
-married man?"</p>
-
-<p>With the respect for the General's superior age and achievements,
-Tietjens stopped himself laughing.</p>
-
-<p>"If you're really serious, sir," he said, "I always remember it very
-carefully. I don't suppose you're suggesting that I've ever shown want
-of respect for Sylvia."</p>
-
-<p>The General shook his head.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know," he said. "And damn it all I'm worried. I'm . . . Hang
-it, I'm your father's oldest friend." The General looked indeed worn and
-saddened in the light of the sand-drifted, ground glass windows. He
-said: "Was that skirt a . . . a friend of yours? Had you arranged it
-with her?"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Wouldn't it be better, Sir, if you said what you had on your
-mind? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>The old General blushed a little.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't like to," he said straightforwardly. "You brilliant
-fellows. . . . I only want, my dear boy, to hint that. . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said, a little more stiffly:</p>
-
-<p>"I'd prefer you to get it out, sir. . . . I acknowledge your right as my
-father's oldest friend."</p>
-
-<p>"Then," the General burst out, "who was the skirt you were lolloping up
-Pall Mall with? On the last day they trooped the colours? . . . I didn't
-see her myself. . . . Was it this same one? Paul said she looked like a
-cook maid."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens made himself a little more rigid.</p>
-
-<p>"She was, as a matter of fact, a bookmaker's secretary," Tietjens said.
-"I imagine I have the right to walk where I like, with whom I like. And
-no one has the right to question it. . . . I don't mean you, sir. But no
-one else."</p>
-
-<p>The General said puzzledly:</p>
-
-<p>"It's you <i>brilliant</i> fellows. . . . They all say you're
-brilliant. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"You might let your rooted distrust of intelligence . . . It's natural
-of course; but you might let it allow you to be just to me. I assure you
-there was nothing discreditable."</p>
-
-<p>The General interrupted:</p>
-
-<p>"If you were a stupid young subaltern and told me you were showing your
-mother's new cook the way to the Piccadilly tube I'd believe you. . . .
-But, then, no young subaltern would do such a damn, blasted, tomfool
-thing! Paul said you walked beside her like the king in his glory!
-Through the crush outside the Haymarket, of all places in the world!"</p>
-
-<p>"I'm obliged to Sandbach for his commendation. . . ." Tietjens said. He
-thought a moment. Then he said:</p>
-
-<p>"I was trying to get that young woman. . . . I was taking her out to
-lunch from her office at the bottom of the Haymarket. . . . To get her
-off a friend's back. That is, of course, between ourselves."</p>
-
-<p>He said this with great reluctance because he didn't want to cast
-reflection on Macmaster's taste, for the young lady had been by no means
-one to be seen walking with a really circumspect public official. But he
-had said nothing to indicate Macmaster, and he had other friends.</p>
-
-<p>The General choked.</p>
-
-<p>"Upon my soul," he said, "what do you take me for?" He repeated the
-words as if he were amazed. "If," he said, "my G.S.O. II.&mdash;who's the
-stupidest ass I know&mdash;told me such a damn-fool lie as that I'd
-have him broke to-morrow." He went on expostulatorily: "Damn it all,
-it's the first duty of a soldier&mdash;it's the first duty of all
-Englishmen&mdash;to be able to tell a good lie in answer to a charge. But
-a lie like that . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He broke off breathless, then he began again:</p>
-
-<p>"Hang it all, I told that lie to my grandmother and my grandfather told
-it to <i>his</i> grandfather. And they call you brilliant! . . ." He paused
-and then asked reproachfully:</p>
-
-<p>"Or do you think I'm in a state of senile decay?"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I know you, sir, to be the smartest general of division in the British
-Army. I leave you to draw your own conclusions as to why I said what I
-did. . . ." He had told the exact truth, but he was not sorry to be
-disbelieved.</p>
-
-<p>The General said:</p>
-
-<p>"Then I'll take it that you tell me a lie meaning me to know that
-it's a lie. That's quite proper. I take it you mean to keep the woman
-officially out of it. But look here, Chrissie"&mdash;his tone took a
-deeper seriousness&mdash;"if the woman that's come between you and
-Sylvia&mdash;that's broken up your home, damn it, for that's what it
-is!&mdash;is little Miss Wannop . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Her name was Julia Mandelstein," Tietjens said.</p>
-
-<p>The General said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! Yes! Of course! . . . But if it <i>is</i> the little Wannop girl
-and it's not gone too far . . . Put her back . . . Put her back, as you
-used to be a good boy! It would be too hard on the mother. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"General! I give you my word . . ."</p>
-
-<p>The General said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm not asking any questions, my boy; I'm talking now. You've told me
-the story you want told and it's the story I'll tell for you! But that
-little piece is . . . she used to be! . . . as straight as a die. I
-daresay you know better than I. Of course when they get among the wild
-women there's no knowing what happens to them. They say they're all
-whores. . . . I beg your pardon, if you like the girl . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Is Miss Wannop," Tietjens asked, "the girl who demonstrates?"</p>
-
-<p>"Sandbach said," the General went on, "that he couldn't see from where
-he was whether that girl was the same as the one in the Haymarket. But
-he thought it was . . . He was pretty certain."</p>
-
-<p>"As he's married your sister," Tietjens said, "one can't impugn his
-taste in women."</p>
-
-<p>"I say again, I'm not asking," the General said. "But I do say again
-too: put her back. Her father was a great friend of your father's: or
-your father was a great admirer of his. They say he was the most
-brilliant brain of the party."</p>
-
-<p>"Of course I know who Professor Wannop was," Tietjens said. "There's
-nothing you could tell me about him."</p>
-
-<p>"I daresay not," the General said drily. "Then you know that he didn't
-leave a farthing when he died and the rotten Liberal Government wouldn't
-put his wife and children on the Civil List because he'd sometimes
-written for a Tory paper. And you know that the mother has had a deuced
-hard row to hoe and has only just turned the corner. If she can be said
-to have turned it. I know Claudine takes them all the peaches she can
-cadge out of Paul's gardener."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens was about to say that Mrs. Wannop, the mother, had written the
-only novel worth reading since the eighteenth century. . . . But the
-General went on:</p>
-
-<p>"Listen to me, my boy. . . . If you can't get on without women . . . I
-should have thought Sylvia was good enough. But I know what we men are.
-. . . I don't set up to be a saint. I heard a woman in the promenade of
-the Empire say once that it was the likes of them that saved the lives
-and figures of all the virtuous women of the country. And I daresay it's
-true. . . . But choose a girl that you can set up in a tobacco shop and
-do your courting in the back parlour. Not in the Haymarket. . . . Heaven
-knows if you can afford it. That's your affair. You appear to have been
-sold up. And from what Sylvia's let drop to Claudine . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't believe," Tietjens said, "that Sylvia's said anything to Lady
-Claudine . . . She's too straight."</p>
-
-<p>"I didn't say 'said,'" the General exclaimed, "I particularly said 'let
-drop.' And perhaps I oughtn't to have said as much as that, but you know
-what devils for ferreting out women are. And Claudine's worse than any
-woman I ever knew. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"And, of course, she's had Sandbach to help," Tietjens said.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, that fellow's worse than any woman," the General exclaimed.</p>
-
-<p>"Then what does the whole indictment amount to?" Tietjens asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, hang it," the General brought out, "I'm not a beastly detective, I
-only want a plausible story to tell Claudine. Or not even plausible. An
-obvious lie as long as it shows you're not flying in the face of
-society&mdash;as walking up the Haymarket with the little Wannop when your
-wife's left you because of her would be."</p>
-
-<p>"What does it amount to?" Tietjens said patiently: "What Sylvia 'let
-drop'?"</p>
-
-<p>"Only," the General answered, "that you are&mdash;that your views
-are&mdash;immoral. Of course they often puzzle me. And, of course, if you
-have views that aren't the same as other people's, and don't keep them
-to yourself, other people will suspect you of immorality. That's what
-put Paul Sandbach on your track! . . . and that you're extravagant. . . .
-Oh, hang it. . . . Eternal hansoms, and taxis and telegrams. . . . You
-know, my boy, times aren't what they were when your father and I
-married. We used to say you could do it on five hundred a year as a
-younger son. . . . And then this girl too. . . ." His voice took on a more
-agitated note of shyness&mdash;pain. . . . "It probably hadn't occurred
-to you. . . . But, of course, Sylvia has an income of her own. . . .
-And, don't you see . . . if you outrun the constable and . . . In short,
-you're spending Sylvia's money on the other girl, and that's what people
-can't stand." He added quickly: "I'm bound to say that Mrs.
-Satterthwaite backs you through thick and thin. Thick and thin! Claudine
-wrote to her. But you know what women are with a handsome son-in-law
-that's always polite to them. But I may tell you that but for your
-mother-in-law, Claudine would have cut you out of her visiting list
-months ago. And you'd have been cut out of some others too. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Thanks. I think that's enough to go on with. . . . Give me a couple of
-minutes to reflect on what you've said . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll wash my hands and change my coat," the General said with intense
-relief.</p>
-
-<p>At the end of two minutes Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"No; I don't see that there is anything I want to say."</p>
-
-<p>The General exclaimed with enthusiasm:</p>
-
-<p>"That's my good lad! Open confession is next to reform. . . . And . . .
-and try to be more respectful to your superiors. . . . Damn it; they say
-you're brilliant. But I thank heaven I haven't got you in my
-command. . . . Though I believe you're a good lad. But you're the sort of
-fellow to set a whole division by the ears. . . . A regular . . . what's
-'is name? A regular Dreyfus!"</p>
-
-<p>"Did you think Dreyfus was guilty?" Tietjens asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Hang it," the General said, "he was worse than guilty&mdash;the sort of
-fellow you couldn't believe in and yet couldn't prove anything against.
-The curse of the world. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Ah."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, they are," the General said: "fellows like that <i>unsettle</i>
-society. You don't know where you are. You can't judge. They make you
-uncomfortable. . . . A brilliant fellow too! I believe he's a
-brigadier-general by now. . . ." He put his arm round Tietjens'
-shoulders.</p>
-
-<p>"There, there, my dear boy," he said, "come and have a sloe gin. That's
-the real answer to all beastly problems."</p>
-
-<p>It was some time before Tietjens could get to think of his own problems.
-The fly that took them back went with the slow pomp of a procession over
-the winding marsh road in front of the absurdly picturesque red pyramid
-of the very old town. Tietjens had to listen to the General suggesting
-that it would be better if he didn't come to the golf-club till Monday.
-He would get Macmaster some good games. A good, sound fellow that
-Macmaster now. It was a pity Tietjens hadn't some of his soundness!</p>
-
-<p>The two city men had approached the General on the course and had used
-some violent invectives against Tietjens: they had objected to being
-called ruddy swine to their faces: they were going to the police. The
-General said that he had told them himself, slowly and distinctly, that
-they <i>were</i> ruddy swine and that they would never get another ticket
-at that club after Monday. But till Monday, apparently, they had the right
-to be there and the club wouldn't want scenes. Sandbach, too, was
-infuriated about Tietjens.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said that the fault lay with the times that permitted the
-introduction into gentlemen's company of such social swipes as Sandbach.
-One acted perfectly correctly and then a dirty little beggar like that
-put dirty little constructions on it and ran about and bleated. He added
-that he knew Sandbach was the General's brother-in-law, but he couldn't
-help it. That was the truth. . . . The General said: "I know, my boy: I
-know. . . ." But one had to take society as one found it. Claudine had
-to be provided for and Sandbach made a very good husband, careful,
-sober, and on the right side in politics. A bit of a rip; but they
-couldn't ask for everything! And Claudine was using all the influence
-she had with the other side&mdash;which was not a little, women were so
-wonderful!&mdash;to get him a diplomatic job in Turkey, so as to get him
-out of the way of Mrs. Crundall! Mrs. Crundall was the leading
-Anti-Suffragette of the little town. That was what made Sandbach so
-bitter against Tietjens. He told Tietjens so that Tietjens might
-understand.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens had hitherto flattered himself that he could examine a
-subject swiftly and put it away in his mind. To the General he hardly
-listened. The allegations against himself were beastly; but he could
-usually ignore allegations against himself and he imagined that if he
-said no more about them he would himself hear no more. If there were, in
-clubs and places where men talk, unpleasant rumours as to himself he
-preferred it to be thought that he was the rip, not his wife the
-strumpet. That was normal, male vanity: the preference of the English
-gentleman! Had it been a matter of Sylvia spotless and himself as
-spotless as he was&mdash;for in all these things he knew himself to be
-spotless!&mdash;he would certainly have defended himself, at least, to
-the General. But he had acted practically in not defending himself more
-vigorously. For he imagined that, had he really tried, he could have
-made the General believe him. But he had behaved rightly! It was not
-mere vanity. There was the child up at his sister Effie's. It was better
-for a boy to have a rip of a father than a whore for mother!</p>
-
-<p>The General was expatiating on the solidity of a squat castle, like a
-pile of draughts, away to the left, in the sun, on the flatness. He was
-saying that we didn't build like that nowadays.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"You're perfectly wrong, General. All the castles that Henry VIII. built
-in 1543 along this coast are mere monuments of jerry-building. . . .
-'<i>In 1543 jactat castra Delis, Sandgatto, Reia, Hastingas Henricus
-Rex</i>' . . . That means he chucked them down . . ."</p>
-
-<p>The General laughed:</p>
-
-<p>"You are an incorrigible fellow. . . . If ever there's any known,
-certain fact . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"But go and <i>look</i> at the beastly things," Tietjens said. "You'll
-see they've got just a facing of Caen stone that they tide-floated here,
-and the fillings-up are just rubble, any rubbish. . . . Look here! It's a
-known certain fact, isn't it, that your eighteen-pounders are better
-than the French seventy-fives. They tell us so in the House, on the
-hustings, in the papers: the public believes it. . . . But would you put
-one of your tin-pot things firing&mdash;what is it?&mdash;four shells a
-minute?&mdash;with the little bent pins in their tails to stop the
-recoil&mdash;against their seventy-fives with the compressed-air
-cylinders. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>The General sat stiffly upon his cushions:</p>
-
-<p>"That's different," he said. "How the devil do you get to know these
-things?"</p>
-
-<p>"It isn't different," Tietjens said, "it's the same muddle-headed frame
-of mind that sees good building in Henry VIII. as lets us into wars with
-hopelessly antiquated field guns and rottenly inferior ammunition. You'd
-fire any fellow on your staff who said we could stand up for a minute
-against the French."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, anyhow," the General said, "I thank heaven you're not on my staff
-for you'd talk my hind leg off in a week. It's perfectly true that the
-public . . ."</p>
-
-<p>But Tietjens was not listening. He was considering that it was natural
-for an unborn fellow like Sandbach to betray the solidarity that should
-exist between men. And it was natural for a childless woman like Lady
-Claudine Sandbach with a notoriously, a flagrantly unfaithful husband to
-believe in the unfaithfulness of the husbands of other women!</p>
-
-<p>The General was saying:</p>
-
-<p>"Who did you hear that stuff from about the French field gun?"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"From you. Three weeks ago!"</p>
-
-<p>And all the other society women with unfaithful husbands. . . . They
-must do their best to down and out a man. They would cut him off their
-visiting lists! Let them. The barren harlots mated to faithless eunuchs!
-. . . Suddenly he thought that he didn't know for certain that he was
-the father of his child and he groaned.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, what have I said wrong now?" the General asked. "Surely you don't
-maintain that pheasants do eat mangolds. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens proved his reputation for sanity with:</p>
-
-<p>"No! I was just groaning at the thought of the Chancellor! That's sound
-enough for you, isn't it?" But it gave him a nasty turn. He hadn't been
-able to pigeonhole and padlock his disagreeable reflections. He had been
-as good as talking to himself. . . .</p>
-
-<p>In the bow-window of another hostelry than his own he caught the eye of
-Mr. Waterhouse, who was looking at the view over the marshes. The great
-man beckoned to him and he went in. Mr. Waterhouse was anxious that
-Tietjens&mdash;whom he assumed to be a man of sense&mdash;should get any
-pursuit of the two girls stopped off. He couldn't move in the matter
-himself, but a five pound note and possibly a police promotion or so might
-be handed round if no advertisement were given to the mad women on account
-of their raid of that afternoon.</p>
-
-<p>It was not a very difficult matter: for where the great man was to be
-found in the club lounge, there, in the bar, the mayor, the town clerk,
-the local head of the police, the doctors and solicitors would be found
-drinking together. And after it was arranged the great man himself came
-into the bar, had a drink and pleased them all immensely by his
-affability. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens himself, dining alone with the Minister to whom he wanted to
-talk about his Labour Finance Act, didn't find him a disagreeable
-fellow: not really foolish, not sly except in his humour, tired
-obviously, but livening up after a couple of whiskies, and certainly not
-as yet plutocratic; with tastes for apple-pie and cream of a
-fourteen-year-old boy. And, even as regards his famous Act, which was
-then shaking the country to its political foundations, once you accepted
-its fundamental unsuitedness to the temperament and needs of the English
-working-class, you could see that Mr. Waterhouse didn't want to be
-dishonest. He accepted with gratitude several of Tietjens' emendations
-in the actuarial schedules. . . . And over their port they agreed on two
-fundamental legislative ideals: every working man to have a minimum of
-four hundred a year and every beastly manufacturer who wanted to pay
-less to be hung. That, it appeared, was the High Toryism of Tietjens as
-it was the extreme Radicalism of the extreme Left of the Left. . . .</p>
-
-<p>And Tietjens, who hated no man, in face of this simple-minded and
-agreeable schoolboy type of fellow, fell to wondering why it was that
-humanity that was next to always agreeable in its units was, as a mass,
-a phenomenon so hideous. You look at a dozen men, each of them not by
-any means detestable and not uninteresting: for each of them would have
-technical details of their affairs to impart: you formed them into a
-Government or a club and at once, with oppressions, inaccuracies,
-gossip, backbiting, lying, corruptions and vileness, you had the
-combination of wolf, tiger, weasel and louse-covered ape that was human
-society. And he remembered the words of some Russian: "Cats and monkeys.
-Monkeys and cats. All humanity is there."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens and Mr. Waterhouse spent the rest of the evening together.</p>
-
-<p>Whilst Tietjens was interviewing the policeman, the Minister sat on the
-front steps of the cottage and smoked cheap cigarettes, and when
-Tietjens went to bed Mr. Waterhouse insisted on sending by him kindly
-messages to Miss Wannop, asking her to come and discuss female suffrage
-any afternoon she liked in his private room at the House of Commons. Mr.
-Waterhouse flatly refused to believe that Tietjens hadn't arranged the
-raid with Miss Wannop. He said it had been too neatly planned for any
-woman, and he said Tietjens was a lucky fellow, for she was a ripping
-girl.</p>
-
-<p>Back in his room under the rafters, Tietjens fell, nevertheless, at once
-a prey to real agitation. For a long time he pounded from wall to wall
-and, since he could not shake off the train of thought, he got out at
-last his patience cards, and devoted himself seriously to thinking out
-the conditions of his life with Sylvia. He wanted to stop scandal if he
-could; he wanted them to live within his income, he wanted to subtract
-that child from the influence of its mother. These were all definite but
-difficult things. . . . Then one half of his mind lost itself in the
-re-arrangement of schedules, and on his brilliant table his hands set
-queens on kings and checked their recurrences.</p>
-
-<p>In that way the sudden entrance of Macmaster gave him a really terrible
-physical shock. He nearly vomited: his brain reeled and the room fell
-about. He drank a great quantity of whisky in front of Macmaster's
-goggling eyes; but even at that he couldn't talk, and he dropped into
-his bed faintly aware of his friend's efforts to loosen his clothes. He
-had, he knew, carried the suppression of thought in his conscious mind
-so far that his unconscious self had taken command and had, for the
-time, paralysed both his body and his mind.</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="V">V</a></h4>
-
-
-<p>"It doesn't seem quite fair, Valentine," Mrs. Duchemin said. She was
-rearranging in a glass bowl some minute flowers that floated on water.
-They made there, on the breakfast-table, a patch, as it were, of mosaic
-amongst silver chafing dishes, silver épergnes piled with peaches in
-pyramids, and great silver rose-bowls filled with roses, that drooped to
-the damask cloth. A congeries of silver largenesses made as if a
-fortification for the head of the table; two huge silver urns, a great
-silver kettle on a tripod and a couple of silver vases filled with the
-extremely tall blue spikes of delphiniums that, spreading out, made as
-if a fan. The eighteenth century room was very tall and long; panelled
-in darkish wood. In the centre of each of four of the panels, facing the
-light, hung pictures, a mellowed orange in tone, representing mists and
-the cordage of ships in mists at sunrise. On the bottom of each large
-gold frame was a tablet bearing the ascription: "J. M. W. Turner." The
-chairs, arranged along the long table that was set for eight people, had
-the delicate, spidery, mahogany backs of Chippendale; on the golden
-mahogany sideboard that had behind it green silk curtains on a
-brass-rail were displayed an immense, crumbed ham, more peaches on an
-épergne, a large meat-pie with a varnished crust, another épergne that
-supported the large pale globes of grape-fruit; a galantine, a cube of
-inlaid meats, encased in thick jelly.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, women have to back each other up in these days," Valentine Wannop
-said. "I couldn't let you go through this alone after breakfasting with
-you every Saturday since I don't know when."</p>
-
-<p>"I do feel," Mrs. Duchemin said, "immensely grateful to you for your
-moral support. I ought not, perhaps, to have risked this morning. But
-I've told Parry to keep him out till 10.15."</p>
-
-<p>"It's, at any rate, tremendously sporting of you," the girl said. "I
-think it was worth trying."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin, wavering round the table, slightly changed the position
-of the delphiniums.</p>
-
-<p>"I think they make a good screen," Mrs. Duchemin said.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, nobody will be able to see him," the girl answered reassuringly.
-She added with a sudden resolution, "Look here, Edie. Stop worrying
-about my mind. If you think that anything I hear at your table after
-nine months as an ash-cat at Ealing, with three men in the house, an
-invalid wife and a drunken cook, can corrupt my mind, you're simply
-mistaken. You can let your conscience be at rest, and let's say no more
-about it."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin said, "Oh, Valentine! How could your mother let you?"</p>
-
-<p>"She didn't know," the girl said. "She was out of her mind for grief.
-She sat for most of the whole nine months with her hands folded before
-her in a board and lodging house at twenty-five shillings a week, and it
-took the five shillings a week that I earned to make up the money." She
-added, "Gilbert had to be kept at school of course. And in the holidays,
-too."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't understand!" Mrs. Duchemin said. "I simply don't
-understand."</p>
-
-<p>"Of course you wouldn't," the girl answered. "You're like the kindly
-people who subscribed at the sale to buy my father's library back and
-present it to my mother. That cost us five shillings a week for
-warehousing, and at Ealing they were always nagging at me for the state
-of my print dresses. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She broke off and said:</p>
-
-<p>"Let's not talk about it any more if you don't mind. You have me in your
-house, so I suppose you've a right to references, as the mistresses call
-them. But you've been very good to me and never asked. Still, it's come
-up; do you know I told a man on the links yesterday that I'd been a
-slavey for nine months. I was trying to explain why I was a suffragette;
-and, as I was asking him a favour, I suppose I felt I needed to give
-<i>him</i> references too."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin, beginning to advance towards the girl impulsively,
-exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"You darling!"</p>
-
-<p>Miss Wannop said:</p>
-
-<p>"Wait a minute. I haven't finished. I want to say this: I never talk
-about that stage of my career because I'm ashamed of it. I'm ashamed of
-it because I think I did the wrong thing, not for any other reason. I
-did it on impulse and I stuck to it out of obstinacy. I mean it would
-probably have been more sensible to go round with the hat to benevolent
-people, for the keep of mother and to complete my education. But if
-we've inherited the Wannop ill-luck, we've inherited the Wannop pride. And
-I <i>couldn't</i> do it. Besides I was only seventeen, and I gave out we
-were going into the country after the sale. I'm not educated at all, as
-you know, or only half, because father, being a brilliant man, had
-ideas. And one of them was that I was to be an athletic, not a classical
-don at Cambridge, or I might have been, I believe. I don't know why he
-had that tic . . . But I'd like you to understand two things. One I've
-said already: what I hear in this house won't ever shock or corrupt me;
-that it's said in Latin is neither here nor there. I understand Latin
-almost as well as English because father used to talk it to me and
-Gilbert as soon as we talked at all. . . . And, oh yes: I'm a
-suffragette because I've been a slavey. But I'd like you to understand
-that, though I was a slavey and am a suffragette&mdash;you're an
-old-fashioned woman and queer things are thought about these two
-things&mdash;then I'd like you to understand that in spite of it all I'm
-pure! Chaste, you know. . . . Perfectly virtuous."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Valentine! Did you wear a cap and apron? You! In a cap
-and apron."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Wannop replied:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! I wore a cap and apron and sniffled, 'M'm!' to the mistress; and
-slept under the stairs too. Because I would not sleep with the beast of
-a cook."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin now ran forward and catching Miss Wannop by both hands
-kissed her first on the left and then on the right cheek.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Valentine," she said, "you're a heroine. And you only
-twenty-two! . . . Isn't that the motor coming?"</p>
-
-<p>But it wasn't the motor coming and Miss Wannop said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, no! I'm not a heroine. When I tried to speak to that Minister
-yesterday, I just couldn't. It was Gertie who went for him. As for me, I
-just hopped from one leg to the other and stuttered: 'V . . . V . . .
-Votes for W . . . W . . . W . . . omen!' . . . If I'd been decently
-brave I shouldn't have been too shy to speak to a strange man. . . . For
-that was what it really came to."</p>
-
-<p>"But that surely," Mrs. Duchemin said&mdash;she continued to hold both
-the girl's hands&mdash;"makes you all the braver. . . . It's the person who
-does the thing he's afraid of who's the real hero, isn't it?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, we used to argue that old thing over with father when we were ten.
-You can't tell. You've got to define the term brave. I was just abject.
-. . . I could harangue the whole crowd when I got them together. But
-speak to one man in cold blood I couldn't. . . . Of course I <i>did</i>
-speak to a fat golfing idiot with bulging eyes, to get him to save Gertie.
-But that was different."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin moved both the girl's hands up and down in her own.</p>
-
-<p>"As you know, Valentine," she said, "I'm an old-fashioned woman. I
-believe that woman's true place is at her husband's side. At the same
-time . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Wannop moved away.</p>
-
-<p>"Now, don't, Edie, don't!" she said. "If you believe that, you're an
-anti. Don't run with the hare and hunt with the hounds. It's your defect
-really. . . . I tell you I'm <i>not</i> a heroine. I <i>dread</i> prison:
-I <i>hate</i> rows. I'm thankful to goodness that it's my duty to stop and
-housemaid-typewrite for mother, so that I can't really <i>do</i>
-things. . . . Look at that miserable, adenoidy little, Gertie, hiding
-upstairs in our garret. She was crying all last night&mdash;but that's just
-nerves. Yet she's been in prison five times, stomach-pumped and all. Not a
-moment of funk about her! . . . But as for me, a girl as hard as a rock
-that prison wouldn't touch. . . . Why, I'm all of a jump now. That's why
-I'm talking nonsense like a pert schoolgirl. I just dread that every sound
-may be the police coming for me."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin stroked the girl's fair hair and tucked a loose strand
-behind her ear.</p>
-
-<p>"I wish you'd let me show you how to do your hair," she said. "The right
-man might come along at any moment."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, the right man!" Miss Wannop said. "Thanks for tactfully changing
-the subject. The right man for me, when he comes along, will be a
-married man. That's the Wannop luck!"</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin said, with deep concern:</p>
-
-<p>"Don't talk like that. . . . Why should you regard yourself as being
-less lucky than other people? Surely your mother's done well. She has a
-position; she makes money. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Ah, but mother isn't a Wannop," the girl said, "only by marriage. The
-real Wannops . . . they've been executed, and attaindered, and falsely
-accused and killed in carriage accidents and married adventurers or died
-penniless like father. Ever since the dawn of history. And then,
-mother's got her mascot . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, what's that?" Mrs. Duchemin asked, almost with animation, "a
-relic . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Don't you know mother's mascot?" the girl asked. "She tells everybody.
-. . . Don't you know the story of the man with the champagne? How mother
-was sitting contemplating suicide in her bed-sitting room and there came
-in a man with a name like Tea-tray; she always calls him the mascot and
-asks us to remember him as such in our prayers. . . . He was a man who'd
-been at a German university with father years before and loved him very
-dearly, but not kept touch with him. And he'd been out of England for
-nine months when father died and round about it. And he said: 'Now Mrs.
-Wannop, what's this?' And she told him. And he said, 'What you want is
-champagne!' And he sent the slavey out with a sovereign for a bottle of
-Veuve Cliquot. And he broke the neck of the bottle off against the
-mantelpiece because they were slow in bringing an opener. And he stood
-over her while she drank half the bottle out of her tooth-glass. And he
-took her out to lunch . . . o . . . o . . . oh, it's cold! . . . And
-lectured her . . . And got her a job to write leaders on a paper he had
-shares in . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin said:</p>
-
-<p>"You're shivering!"</p>
-
-<p>"I know I am," the girl said. She went on very fast. "And of course,
-mother always <i>wrote</i> father's articles for him. He found the ideas,
-but couldn't write, and she's a splendid style. . . . And, since then,
-he&mdash;the mascot&mdash;Tea-tray&mdash;has always turned up when she's
-been in tight places. When the paper blew her up and threatened to dismiss
-her for inaccuracies! She's frightfully inaccurate. And he wrote her out a
-table of things every leader writer must know, such as that 'A. Ebor' is
-the Archbishop of York, and that the Government is Liberal. And one day he
-turned up and said: 'Why don't you write a novel on that story you told
-me?' And he lent her the money to buy the cottage we're in now to be
-quiet and write in . . . Oh, I can't go on!"</p>
-
-<p>Miss Wannop burst into tears.</p>
-
-<p>"It's thinking of those beastly days," she said. "And that beastly,
-<i>beastly</i> yesterday!" She ran the knuckles of both her hands fiercely
-into her eyes, and determinedly eluded Mrs. Duchemin's handkerchief and
-embraces. She said almost contemptuously:</p>
-
-<p>"A nice, considerate person I am. And you with this ordeal hanging over
-you! Do you suppose I don't appreciate all your silent heroism of the
-home, while we're marching about with flags and shouting? But it's just
-to stop women like you being tortured, body and soul, week in, week out,
-that we . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin had sat down on a chair near one of the windows; she had
-her handkerchief hiding her face.</p>
-
-<p>"Why women in your position don't take lovers . . ." the girl said,
-hotly. "Or that women in your position <i>do</i> take lovers . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin looked up; in spite of its tears her white face had an air
-of serious dignity:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, <i>no</i>, Valentine," she said, using her deeper tones. "There's
-something beautiful, there's something <i>thrilling</i> about chastity. I'm
-not narrow-minded. Censorious! I don't <i>condemn</i>! But to preserve in
-word, thought and action a lifelong fidelity. . . . It's no mean
-achievement. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You mean like an egg and spoon race," Miss Wannop said.</p>
-
-<p>"It isn't," Mrs. Duchemin replied gently, "the way I should have put it.
-Isn't the real symbol Atalanta, running fast and not turning aside for
-the golden apple? That always seemed to me the real truth hidden in the
-beautiful old legend. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know," Miss Wannop said, "when I read what Ruskin says about it
-in the <i>Crown of Wild Olive</i>. Or no! It's the <i>Queen of the Air</i>.
-That's his Greek rubbish, isn't it? I always think it seems like an
-egg-race in which the young woman didn't keep her eyes in the boat. But I
-suppose it comes to the same thing."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin said:</p>
-
-<p>"My <i>dear</i>! Not a word against John Ruskin in <i>this</i>
-house."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Wannop screamed.</p>
-
-<p>An immense voice had shouted:</p>
-
-<p>"This way! This way! . . . The ladies will be here!"</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>Of Mr. Duchemin's curates&mdash;he had three of them, for he had three
-marshland parishes almost without stipend, so that no one but a very
-rich clergyman could have held them&mdash;it was observed that they were
-all very large men with the physiques rather of prize-fighters than of
-clergy. So that when by any chance at dusk, Mr. Duchemin, who himself
-was of exceptional stature, and his three assistants went together along
-a road the hearts of any malefactors whom in the mist they chanced to
-encounter went pit-a-pat.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Horsley&mdash;the number two&mdash;had in addition an enormous
-voice. He shouted four or five words, interjected tee-hee, shouted four or
-five words more and again interjected "tee-hee." He had enormous
-wrist-bones that protruded from his clerical cuffs, an enormous Adam's
-apple, a large, thin, close-cropped, colourless face like a skull, with
-very sunken eyes, and when he was once started speaking it was impossible
-to stop him, because his own voice in his ears drowned every possible form
-of interruption.</p>
-
-<p>This morning, as an inmate of the house, introducing to the
-breakfast-room Messrs. Tietjens and Macmaster, who had driven up to the
-steps just as he was mounting them, he had a story to tell. The
-introduction was, therefore, not, as such, a success. . . .</p>
-
-<p>"A STATE OF SIEGE, LADIES! Tee-hee!" he alternately roared and giggled.
-"We're living in a regular state of siege. . . . What with . . ." It
-appeared that the night before, after dinner, Mr. Sandbach and rather
-more than half-a-dozen of the young bloods who had dined at Mountby, had
-gone scouring the country lanes, mounted on motor bicycles and armed
-with loaded canes . . . for Suffragettes! Every woman they had come
-across in the darkness they had stopped, abused, threatened with their
-loaded canes and subjected to cross-examination. The countryside was up
-in arms.</p>
-
-<p>As a story this took, with the appropriate reflections and repetitions,
-a long time in telling, and afforded Tietjens and Miss Wannop the
-opportunity of gazing at each other. Miss Wannop was frankly afraid that
-this large, clumsy, unusual-looking man, now that he had found her
-again, might hand her over to the police whom she imagined to be
-searching for herself and her friend Gertie, Miss Wilson, at that moment
-in bed, under the care, as she also imagined, of Mrs. Wannop. On the
-links he had seemed to her natural and in place; here, with his loosely
-hung clothes and immense hands, the white patch on the side of his
-rather cropped head and his masked, rather shapeless features, he
-affected her queerly as being both in and out of place. He seemed to go
-with the ham, the meat-pie, the galantine and even at a pinch with the
-roses; but the Turner pictures, the æsthetic curtain and Mrs.
-Duchemin's flowing robes, amber and rose in the hair did not go with him
-at all. Even the Chippendale chairs hardly did. And she felt herself
-thinking oddly, beneath her perturbations, of a criminal and the voice
-of the Rev. Horsley that <i>his</i> Harris tweeds went all right with her
-skirt, and she was glad that she had on a clean, cream-coloured silk
-blouse, not a striped pink cotton.</p>
-
-<p>She was right as to that.</p>
-
-<p>In every man there are two minds that work side by side, the one
-checking the other; thus emotion stands against reason, intellect
-corrects passion and first impressions act a little, but very little,
-before quick reflection. Yet first impressions have always a bias in
-their favour, and even quiet reflection has often a job to efface them.</p>
-
-<p>The night before, Tietjens shad given several thoughts to this young
-woman. General Campion had assigned her to him as <i>maîtresse en
-tître</i>. He was said to have ruined himself, broken up his home and
-spent his wife's money on her. Those were lies. On the other hand they
-were not inherent impossibilities. Upon occasion and given the right
-woman, quite sound men have done such things. He might, heaven knows,
-himself be so caught. But that he should have ruined himself over an
-unnoticeable young female who had announced herself as having been a
-domestic servant, and wore a pink cotton blouse . . . that had seemed to
-go beyond the bounds of even the unreason of club gossip!</p>
-
-<p>That was the strong, first impression! It was all very well for his
-surface mind to say that the girl was not by birth a tweeny maid; she
-was the daughter of Professor Wannop and she could jump! For Tietjens
-held very strongly the theory that what finally separated the classes
-was that the upper could lift its feet from the ground whilst common
-people couldn't. . . . But the strong impression remained. Miss Wannop
-was a tweeny maid. Say a lady's help, by nature. She was of good family,
-for the Wannops were first heard of at Birdlip in Gloucestershire in the
-year 1417&mdash;no doubt enriched after Agincourt. But even brilliant men
-of good family will now and then throw daughters who are lady helps by
-nature. That was one of the queernesses of heredity. . . . And, though
-Tietjens had even got as far as to realise that Miss Wannop must be a
-heroine who had sacrificed her young years to her mother's gifts, and no
-doubt to a brother at school&mdash;for he had guessed as far as
-that&mdash;even then Tietjens couldn't make her out as more than a lady
-help. Heroines are all very well; admirable, they may even be saints; but
-if they let themselves get careworn in face and go shabby. . . . Well, they
-must wait for the gold that shall be amply stored for them in heaven. On
-this earth you could hardly accept them as wives for men of your own set.
-Certainly you wouldn't spend your own wife's money on them. That was
-what it really came to.</p>
-
-<p>But, brightened up as he now suddenly saw her, with silk for the pink
-cotton, shining coiled hair for the white canvas hat, a charming young
-neck, good shoes beneath neat ankles, a healthy flush taking the place
-of yesterday's pallor of fear for her comrade; an obvious equal in the
-surroundings of quite good people; small, but well-shaped and healthy;
-immense blue eyes fixed without embarrassment on his own. . . .</p>
-
-<p>"By Jove . . ." he said to himself: "It's true! What a jolly little
-mistress she'd make!"</p>
-
-<p>He blamed Campion, Sandbach and the club gossips for the form the
-thought had taken. For the cruel, bitter and stupid pressure of the
-world has yet about it something selective; if it couples male and
-female in its inexorable rings of talk it will be because there is
-something harmonious in the union. And there exists then the pressure of
-suggestion!</p>
-
-<p>He took a look at Mrs. Duchemin and considered her infinitely
-commonplace and probably a bore. He disliked her large-shouldered,
-many-yarded style of blue dress and considered that no woman should wear
-clouded amber, for which the proper function was the provision of
-cigarette holders for bounders. He looked back at Miss Wannop, and
-considered that she would make a good wife for Macmaster; Macmaster
-liked bouncing girls and this girl was quite lady enough.</p>
-
-<p>He heard Miss Wannop shout against the gale to Mrs. Duchemin:</p>
-
-<p>"Do I sit beside the head of the table and pour out?"</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin answered:</p>
-
-<p>"No! I've asked Miss Fox to pour out. She's nearly stone deaf." Miss Fox
-was the penniless sister of a curate deceased. "You're to amuse Mr.
-Tietjens."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens noticed that Mrs. Duchemin had an agreeable throat-voice; it
-penetrated the noises of Mr. Horsley as the missel-thrush's note
-penetrates a gale. It was rather agreeable. He noticed that Miss Wannop
-made a little grimace.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Horsley, like a megaphone addressing a crowd, was turning from side
-to side, addressing his hearers by rotation. At the moment he was
-bawling at Macmaster; it would be Tietjens' turn again in a moment to
-hear a description of the heart attacks of old Mrs. Haglen at Nobeys.
-But Tietjens' turn did not come. . . .</p>
-
-<p>A high-complexioned, round-cheeked, forty-fivish lady, with agreeable
-eyes, dressed rather well in the black of the not-very-lately widowed,
-entered the room with precipitation. She patted Mr. Horsley on his
-declamatory right arm and, since he went on talking, she caught him by
-the hand and shook it. She exclaimed in high, commanding tones:</p>
-
-<p>"Which is Mr. Macmaster, the critic?" and then, in the dead lull to
-Tietjens: "Are you Mr. Macmaster, the critic? No! . . . Then <i>you</i>
-must be."</p>
-
-<p>Her turning to Macmaster and the extinction of her interest in himself
-had been one of the rudest things Tietjens had ever experienced, but it
-was an affair so strictly business-like that he took it without any
-offence. She was remarking to Macmaster:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Mr. Macmaster, my new book will be out on Thursday week," and she
-had begun to lead him towards a window at the other end of the room.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Wannop said:</p>
-
-<p>"What have you done with Gertie?"</p>
-
-<p>"Gertie!" Mrs. Wannop exclaimed with the surprise of one coming out of a
-dream. "Oh yes! She's fast asleep. She'll sleep till four. I told Hannah
-to give a look at her now and then."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Wannop's hands fell open at her side.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, <i>mother</i>!" forced itself from her.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, yes," Mrs. Wannop said, "we'd agreed to tell old Hannah we didn't
-want her to-day. So we had!" She said to Macmaster: "Old Hannah is our
-charwoman," wavered a little and then went on brightly: "Of course it
-will be of use to you to hear about my new book. To you journalists a
-little bit of previous explanation . . ." and she dragged off
-Macmaster. . . .</p>
-
-<p>That had come about because just as she had got into the dog-cart to
-be driven to the rectory&mdash;for she herself could not drive a
-horse&mdash;Miss Wannop had told her mother that there would be two men
-at breakfast, one whose name she didn't know; the other, a Mr.
-Macmaster, a celebrated critic. Mrs. Wannop had called up to her:</p>
-
-<p>"A critic? Of what?" her whole sleepy being electrified.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know," her daughter had answered. "Books, I daresay. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>A second or so after, when the horse, a large black animal that wouldn't
-stand, had made twenty yards at several bounds, the handy man who drove
-had said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yer mother's 'owlin' after yer." But Miss Wannop had answered that it
-didn't matter. She was confident that she had arranged for everything.
-She was to be back to get lunch; her mother was to give an occasional
-look at Gertie Wilson in the garret; Hannah, the daily help, was to be
-told she could go for the day. It was of the highest importance that
-Hannah should not know that a completely strange young woman was asleep
-in the garret at eleven in the morning. If she did, the news would be
-all over the neighbourhood at once, and the police instantly down on
-them.</p>
-
-<p>But Mrs. Wannop was a woman of business. If she heard of a reviewer
-within driving distance she called on him with eggs as a present. The
-moment the daily help had arrived, she had set out and walked to the
-rectory. No consideration of danger from the police would have stopped
-her; besides, she had forgotten all about the police.</p>
-
-<p>Her arrival worried Mrs. Duchemin a good deal, because she wished all
-her guests to be seated and the breakfast well begun before the entrance
-of her husband. And this was not easy. Mrs. Wannop, who was uninvited,
-refused to be separated from Mr. Macmaster. Mr. Macmaster had told her
-that he never wrote reviews in the daily papers, only articles for the
-heavy quarterlies, and it had occurred to Mrs. Wannop that an article on
-her new book in one of the quarterlies was just what was needed. She
-was, therefore, engaged in telling Mr. Macmaster how to write about
-herself, and twice after Mrs. Duchemin had succeeded in shepherding Mr.
-Macmaster nearly to his seat, Mrs. Wannop had conducted him back to the
-embrasure of the window. It was only by sitting herself firmly in her
-chair next to Macmaster that Mrs. Duchemin was able to retain for
-herself this all-essential, strategic position. And it was only by
-calling out:</p>
-
-<p>"Mr. Horsley, <i>do</i> take Mrs. Wannop to the seat beside you and feed
-her," that Mrs. Duchemin got Mrs. Wannop out of Mr. Duchemin's own seat
-at the head of the table, for Mrs. Wannop, having perceived this seat to
-be vacant and next to Mr. Macmaster, had pulled out the Chippendale
-arm-chair and had prepared to sit down in it. This could only have spelt
-disaster, for it would have meant turning Mrs. Duchemin's husband loose
-amongst the other guests.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Horsley, however, accomplished his duty of leading away this lady
-with such firmness that Mrs. Wannop conceived of him as a very
-disagreeable and awkward person. Mr. Horsley's seat was next to Miss
-Fox, a grey spinster, who sat, as it were, within the fortification of
-silver urns and deftly occupied herself with the ivory taps of these
-machines. This seat, too, Mrs. Wannop tried to occupy, imagining that,
-by moving the silver vases that upheld the tall delphiniums, she would
-be able to get a diagonal view of Macmaster and so to shout to him. She
-found, however, that she couldn't, and so resigned herself to taking the
-chair that had been reserved for Miss Gertie Wilson, who was to have
-been the eighth guest. Once there she sat in distracted gloom,
-occasionally saying to her daughter:</p>
-
-<p>"I think it's very bad management. I think this party's very badly
-arranged." Mr. Horsley she hardly thanked for the sole that he placed
-before her; Tietjens she did not even look at.</p>
-
-<p>Sitting beside Macmaster, her eyes fixed on a small door in the corner
-of a panelled wall, Mrs. Duchemin became a prey to a sudden and
-overwhelming fit of apprehension. It forced her to say to her guest,
-though she had resolved to chance it and say nothing:</p>
-
-<p>"It wasn't perhaps fair to ask you to come all this way. You may get
-nothing out of my husband. He's apt . . . especially on
-Saturdays. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She trailed off into indecision. It was possible that nothing might
-occur. On two Saturdays out of seven nothing <i>did</i> occur. Then an
-admission would be wasted; this sympathetic being would go out of her
-life with a knowledge that he needn't have had&mdash;to be a slur on her
-memory in his mind. . . . But then, overwhelmingly, there came over her
-the feeling that, if he knew of her sufferings, he might feel impelled
-to remain and comfort her. She cast about for words with which to finish
-her sentence. But Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, dear lady!" (And it seemed to her to be charming to be addressed
-thus!) "One understands . . . One is surely trained and adapted to
-understand . . . that these great scholars, these abstracted
-cognoscenti . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin breathed a great "Ah!" of relief. Macmaster had used the
-exactly right words.</p>
-
-<p>"And," Macmaster was going on, "merely to spend a short hour; a swallow
-flight . . . 'As when the swallow gliding from lofty portal to lofty
-portal' . . . You know the lines . . . in these, your perfect
-surroundings . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Blissful waves seemed to pass from him to her. It was in this way that
-men should speak; in that way&mdash;steel-blue tie, true-looking gold ring,
-steel-blue eyes beneath black brows!&mdash;that men should look. She was
-half-conscious of warmth; this suggested the bliss of falling asleep,
-truly, in perfect surroundings. The roses on the table were lovely;
-their scent came to her.</p>
-
-<p>A voice came to her:</p>
-
-<p>"You <i>do</i> do the thing in style, I must say."</p>
-
-<p>The large, clumsy but otherwise unnoticeable being that this fascinating
-man had brought in his train was setting up pretensions to her notice.
-He had just placed before her a small blue china plate that contained a
-little black caviare and a round of lemon; a small Sèvres, pinkish,
-delicate plate that held the pinkest peach in the room. She had said to
-him: "Oh . . . a little caviare! A peach!" a long time before, with the
-vague underfeeling that the names of such comestibles must convey to her
-person a charm in the eyes of Caliban.</p>
-
-<p>She buckled about her her armour of charm; Tietjens was gazing with
-large, fishish eyes at the caviare before her.</p>
-
-<p>"How do you get <i>that</i>, for instance?" he asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh!" she answered: "If it wasn't my husband's doing it would look like
-ostentation. I'd find it ostentatious for myself." She found a smile,
-radiant, yet muted. "He's trained Simpkins of New Bond Street. For a
-telephone message overnight special messengers go to Billingsgate at
-dawn for salmon, and red mullet, this, in ice, and great blocks of ice
-too. It's such pretty stuff . . . and then by seven the car goes to
-Ashford Junction. . . . All the same, it's difficult to give a breakfast
-before ten."</p>
-
-<p>She didn't want to waste her careful sentences on this grey fellow;
-she couldn't, however, turn back, as she yearned to do, to the
-kindredly running phrases&mdash;as if out of books she had read!&mdash;of
-the smaller man.</p>
-
-<p>"Ah, but it isn't," Tietjens said, "ostentation. It's the great
-Tradition. You mustn't ever forget that your husband's Breakfast
-Duchemin of Magdalen."</p>
-
-<p>He seemed to be gazing, inscrutably, deep into her eyes. But no doubt he
-meant to be agreeable.</p>
-
-<p>"Sometimes I wish I could," she said. "He doesn't get anything out of it
-himself. He's ascetic to unreasonableness. On Fridays he eats nothing at
-all. It makes me quite anxious . . . for Saturdays."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I know."</p>
-
-<p>She exclaimed&mdash;and almost with sharpness:</p>
-
-<p>"You <i>know</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>He continued to gaze straight into her eyes:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, of course one knows all about Breakfast Duchemin!" he said. "He was
-one of Ruskin's road-builders. He was said to be the most Ruskin-like of
-them all!"</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin cried out: "Oh!" Fragments of the worst stories that in
-his worst moods her husband had told her of his old preceptor went
-through her mind. She imagined that the shameful parts of her intimate
-life must be known to this nebulous monster. For Tietjens, turned
-sideways and facing her, had seemed to grow monstrous, with undefined
-outlines. He was the male, threatening, clumsily odious and
-external! She felt herself say to herself: "I will do you an injury, if
-ever&mdash;&mdash;" For already she had felt herself swaying the
-preferences, the thoughts and the future of the man on her other side.
-He was the male, tender, in-fitting; the complement of the harmony, the
-meat for consumption, like the sweet pulp of figs. . . . It was
-inevitable; it was essential to the nature of her relationship with her
-husband that Mrs. Duchemin should have these feelings. . . .</p>
-
-<p>She heard, almost without emotion, so great was her disturbance, from
-behind her back the dreaded, high, rasping tones:</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Post coitum tristis</i>! Ha! Ha! That's what it is?" The voice
-repeated the words and added sardonically: "You know what <i>that</i>
-means?" But the problem of her husband had become secondary; the real
-problem was: "What was this monstrous and hateful man going to say of
-her to his friend, when, for long hours, they were away?"</p>
-
-<p>He was still gazing into her eyes. He said nonchalantly, rather low:</p>
-
-<p>"I wouldn't look round if I were you. Vincent Macmaster is quite up to
-dealing with the situation."</p>
-
-<p>His voice had the familiarity of an elder brother's. And at once
-Mrs. Duchemin knew&mdash;that <i>he</i> knew that already close ties were
-developing between herself and Macmaster. He was speaking as a man speaks
-in emergencies to the mistress of his dearest friend. He was then one of
-those formidable and to be feared males who possess the gift of right
-intuitions. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said: "You heard!"</p>
-
-<p>To the gloating, cruel tones that had asked:</p>
-
-<p>"You know what that means?" Macmaster had answered clearly, but with the
-snappy intonation of a reproving Don:</p>
-
-<p>"Of course I know what it means. It's no discovery!" That was exactly
-the right note. Tietjens&mdash;and Mrs. Duchemin too&mdash;could hear Mr.
-Duchemin, invisible behind his rampart of blue spikes and silver, give
-the answering snuffle of a reproved schoolboy. A hard-faced, small man,
-in grey tweed that buttoned, collar-like, tight round his throat,
-standing behind the invisible chair, gazed straight forward into
-infinity.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said to himself:</p>
-
-<p>"By God! Parry! the Bermondsey light middle-weight! He's there to carry
-Duchemin off if he becomes violent!"</p>
-
-<p>During the quick look that Tietjens took round the table Mrs. Duchemin
-gave, sinking lower in her chair, a short gasp of utter relief. Whatever
-Macmaster was going to think of her, he thought now. He knew the worst!
-It was settled, for good or ill. In a minute she would look round at
-him.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"It's all right, Macmaster will be splendid. We had a friend up at
-Cambridge with your husband's tendencies, and Macmaster could get him
-through <i>any</i> social occasion. . . . Besides, we're all gentlefolk
-here!"</p>
-
-<p>He had seen the Rev. Horsley and Mrs. Wannop both interested in their
-plates. Of Miss Wannop he was not so certain. He had caught, bent
-obviously on himself, from large, blue eyes, an appealing glance. He
-said to himself: "She must be in the secret. She's appealing to me not
-to show emotion and upset the apple-cart! It is a shame that she should
-be here: a girl!" and into his answering glance he threw the message:
-"It's all right as far as this end of the table is concerned."</p>
-
-<p>But Mrs. Duchemin had felt come into herself a little stiffening of
-morale. Macmaster by now knew the worst; Duchemin was quoting snuffingly
-to him the hot licentiousness of the <i>Trimalchion</i> of Petronius;
-snuffing into Macmaster's ear. She caught the phrase: <i>Festinans, puer
-calide</i>. . . . Duchemin, holding her wrist with the painful force of the
-maniac, had translated it to her over and over again. . . . No doubt,
-that too, this hateful man beside her would have guessed!</p>
-
-<p>She said: "Of course we should be all gentlefolk here. One naturally
-arranges that. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens began to say:</p>
-
-<p>"Ah! But it isn't so easy to arrange nowadays. All sorts of bounders get
-into all sorts of holies of holies!"</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin turned her back on him right in the middle of his
-sentence. She devoured Macmaster's face with her eyes, in an infinite
-sense of calm.</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>Macmaster four minutes before had been the only one to see the entrance,
-from a small panelled door that had behind it another of green baize, of
-the Rev. Mr. Duchemin, and following him a man whom Macmaster, too,
-recognised at once as Parry, the ex-prize-fighter. It flashed through
-his mind at once that this was an extraordinary conjunction. It flashed
-through his mind, too, that it was extraordinary that anyone so
-ecstatically handsome as Mrs. Duchemin's husband should not have earned
-high preferment in a church always hungry for male beauty. Mr. Duchemin
-was extremely tall, with a slight stoop of the proper clerical type. His
-face was of alabaster; his grey hair, parted in the middle, fell
-brilliantly on his high brows; his glance was quick, penetrating,
-austere; his nose very hooked and chiselled. He was the exact man to
-adorn a lofty and gorgeous fane, as Mrs. Duchemin was the exact woman to
-consecrate an episcopal drawing-room. With his great wealth, scholarship
-and tradition. . . . "Why then?" went through Macmaster's mind in a
-swift pinprick of suspicion, "isn't he at least a dean?"</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Duchemin had walked swiftly to his chair which Parry, as swiftly
-walking behind him, drew out. His master slipped into it with a
-graceful, sideways motion. He shook his head at grey Miss Fox who had
-moved a hand towards an ivory urn-tap. There was a glass of water beside
-his plate, and round it his long, very white fingers closed. He stole a
-quick glance at Macmaster, and then looked at him steadily with
-glittering eyes. He said: "Good-morning, doctor," and then, drowning
-Macmaster's quiet protest: "Yes! Yes! The stethoscope meticulously
-packed into the top-hat and the shining hat left in the hall."</p>
-
-<p>The prize-fighter, in tight box-cloth leggings, tight whipcord breeches,
-and a short tight jacket that buttoned up at the collar to his
-chin&mdash;the exact stud-groom of a man of property, gave a quick glance
-of recognition to Macmaster and then to Mr. Duchemin's back another quick
-look, raising his eyebrows. Macmaster, who knew him very well because he
-had given Tietjens boxing lessons at Cambridge, could almost hear him
-say: "A queer change this, sir! Keep your eyes on him a second!" and,
-with the quick, light, tip-toe of the pugilist he slipped away to the
-sideboard. Macmaster stole a quick glance on his own account at Mrs.
-Duchemin. She had her back to him, being deep in conversation with
-Tietjens. His heart jumped a little when, looking back again, he saw Mr.
-Duchemin half raised to his feet, peering round the fortifications of
-silver. But he sank down again in his chair, and surveying Macmaster
-with an expression of cunning singular on his ascetic features,
-exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"And your friend? Another medical man! All with stethoscope complete. It
-takes, of course, two medical men to certify . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He stopped and with an expression of sudden, distorted rage, pushed
-aside the arm of Parry, who was sliding a plate of sole-fillets on to
-the table beneath his nose.</p>
-
-<p>"Take away," he was beginning to exclaim thunderously, "these
-conducements to the filthy lusts of . . ." But with another cunning and
-apprehensive look at Macmaster, he said: "Yes! yes! Parry! That's right.
-Yes! Sole! A touch of kidney to follow. Another! Yes! Grape-fruit! With
-sherry!" He had adopted an old Oxford voice, spread his napkin over his
-knees and hastily placed in his mouth a morsel of fish.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster with a patient and distinct intonation said that he must be
-permitted to introduce himself. He was Macmaster, Mr. Duchemin's
-correspondent on the subject of his little monograph. Mr. Duchemin
-looked at him, hard, with an awakened attention that gradually lost
-suspicion and became gloatingly joyful:</p>
-
-<p>"Ah, yes, Macmaster!" he said. "Macmaster. A budding critic. A little of
-a hedonist perhaps? And yes . . . you wired that you were coming. Two
-friends! Not medical men! Friends!" He moved his face closer to
-Macmaster and said:</p>
-
-<p>"How tired you look! Worn! Worn!"</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster was about to say that he was rather hard-worked when, in a
-harsh, high cackle close to his face there came the Latin words. Mrs.
-Duchemin&mdash;and Tietjens!&mdash;had heard. Macmaster knew then what he
-was up against. He took another look at the prize-fighter; moved his head
-to one side to catch a momentary view of the gigantic Mr. Horsley, whose
-size took on a new meaning. Then he settled down in his chair and ate a
-kidney. The physical force present was no doubt enough to suppress Mr.
-Duchemin should he become violent. And trained! It was one of the
-curious, minor coincidences of life that, at Cambridge, he had once
-thought of hiring this very Parry to follow round his dear friend Sim.
-Sim, the most brilliant of sardonic ironists, sane, decent and
-ordinarily a little prudish on the surface, had been subject to just
-such temporary lapses as Mr. Duchemin. On society occasions he would
-stand up and shout or sit down and whisper the most unthinkable
-indecencies. Macmaster, who had loved him very much, had run round with
-Sim as often as he could, and had thus gained skill in dealing with
-these manifestations. . . . He felt suddenly a certain pleasure! He
-thought he might gain prestige in the eyes of Mrs. Duchemin if he dealt
-quietly and efficiently with this situation. It might even lead to an
-intimacy. He asked nothing better!</p>
-
-<p>He knew that Mrs. Duchemin had turned towards him: he could feel her
-listening and observing him; it was as if her glance was warm on his
-cheek. But he did not look round; he had to keep his eyes on the
-gloating face of her husband. Mr. Duchemin was quoting Petronius,
-leaning towards his guest. Macmaster consumed kidneys stiffly.</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"That isn't the amended version of the iambics. Willamovitz Möllendorf
-that we used . . ."</p>
-
-<p>To interrupt him Mr. Duchemin put his thin hand courteously on
-Macmaster's arm. It had a great cornelian seal set in red gold on the
-third finger. He went on, reciting in ecstasy; his head a little on one
-side as if he were listening to invisible choristers. Macmaster really
-disliked the Oxford intonation of Latin. He looked for a short moment at
-Mrs. Duchemin; her eyes were upon him; large, shadowy, full of
-gratitude. He saw, too, that they were welling over with wetness.</p>
-
-<p>He looked quickly back at Duchemin. And suddenly it came to him; she was
-suffering! She was probably suffering intensely. It had not occurred to
-him that she would suffer&mdash;partly because he was without nerves
-himself, partly because he had conceived of Mrs. Duchemin as firstly
-feeling admiration for himself. Now it seemed to him abominable that she
-should suffer.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin was in an agony. Macmaster had looked at her intently and
-looked away! She read into his glance contempt for her situation, and
-anger that he should have been placed in such a position. In her pain
-she stretched out her hand and touched his arm.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster was aware of her touch; his mind seemed filled with sweetness.
-But he kept his head obstinately averted. For her sake he did not dare
-to look away from the maniacal face. A crisis was coming. Mr. Duchemin
-had arrived at the English translation. He placed his hands on the
-tablecloth in preparation for rising; he was going to stand on his feet
-and shout obscenities wildly to the other guests. It was the exact
-moment.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster made his voice dry and penetrating to say:</p>
-
-<p>"'Youth of tepid loves' is a lamentable rendering of <i>puer calide</i>!
-It's lamentably antiquated . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Duchemin choked and said:</p>
-
-<p>"What? What? What's that?"</p>
-
-<p>"It's just like Oxford to use an eighteenth century crib. I suppose
-that's Whiston and Ditton? Something like that . . ." He observed
-Duchemin, brought out of his impulse, to be wavering&mdash;as if he were
-coming awake in a strange place! He added:</p>
-
-<p>"Anyhow it's wretched schoolboy smut. Fifth form. Or not even that. Have
-some galantine. I'm going to. Your sole's cold."</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Duchemin looked down at his plate.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! Yes!" he muttered. "Yes! With sugar and vinegar sauce!" The
-prize-fighter slipped away to the sideboard, an admirable quiet fellow;
-as unobtrusive as a burying beetle. Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"You were about to tell me something for my little monograph. What
-became of Maggie . . . Maggie Simpson. The Scots girl who was Rossetti's
-model for <i>Alla Finestra del Cielo</i>?"</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Duchemin looked at Macmaster with sane, muddled, rather exhausted
-eyes:</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Alla Finestra</i>!" he exclaimed: "Oh yes! I've got the
-water-colour. I saw her sitting for it and bought it on the spot. . . ." He
-looked again at his plate, started at sight of the galantine and began to
-eat ravenously: "A beautiful girl!" he said: "Very long necked . . . She
-wasn't of course . . . eh . . . respectable! She's living yet, I think.
-Very old. I saw her two years ago. She had a lot of pictures. Relics of
-course! . . . In the Whitechapel Road she lived. She was naturally of
-that class. . . ." He went muttering on, his head above his plate.
-Macmaster considered that the fit was over. He was irresistibly impelled
-to turn to Mrs. Duchemin; her face was rigid, stiff. He said swiftly:</p>
-
-<p>"If he'll eat a little: get his stomach filled . . . It calls the blood
-down from the head. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, forgive! It's dreadful for you! Myself I will never forgive!"</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"No! No! . . . Why; it's what I'm <i>for</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>A deep emotion brought her whole white face to life:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, you <i>good</i> man!" she said in her profound tones, and they
-remained gazing at each other.</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly, from behind Macmaster's back Mr. Duchemin shouted:</p>
-
-<p>"I say he made a settlement on her, <i>dum casta et sola</i>, of course.
-Whilst she remained chaste and alone!"</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Duchemin, suddenly feeling the absence of the powerful will that had
-seemed to overweigh his own like a great force in the darkness, was on
-his feet, panting and delighted:</p>
-
-<p>"Chaste!" He shouted. "Chaste, you observe! What a world of suggestion
-in the word . . .'" He surveyed the opulent broadness of his tablecloth;
-it spread out before his eyes as if it had been a great expanse of
-meadow in which he could gallop, relaxing his limbs after long
-captivity. He shouted three obscene words and went on in his Oxford
-Movement voice: "But chastity . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Wannop suddenly said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh!" and looked at her daughter, whose face grew slowly crimson as she
-continued to peel a peach. Mrs. Wannop turned to Mr. Horsley beside her
-and said:</p>
-
-<p>"You write, too, I believe, Mr. Horsley. No doubt something more learned
-than my poor readers would care for . . ." Mr. Horsley had been
-preparing, according to his instructions from Mrs. Duchemin, to shout a
-description of an article he had been writing about the <i>Mosella</i> of
-Ausonius, but as he was slow in starting the lady got in first. She
-talked on serenely about the tastes of the large public. Tietjens leaned
-across to Miss Wannop and, holding in his right hand a half-peeled fig,
-said to her as loudly as he could:</p>
-
-<p>"I've got a message for you from Mr. Waterhouse. He says if
-you'll . . ."</p>
-
-<p>The completely deaf Miss Fox&mdash;who had had her training by
-writing&mdash;remarked diagonally to Mrs. Duchemin:</p>
-
-<p>"I think we shall have thunder to-day. Have you remarked the number of
-minute insects. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"When my revered preceptor," Mr. Duchemin thundered on "drove away in
-the carriage on his wedding day he said to his bride: 'We will live like
-the blessed angels!' How sublime! I, too, after my nuptials . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin suddenly screamed:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh . . . <i>no</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>As if checked for a moment in their stride all the others
-paused&mdash;for a breath. Then they continued talking with polite
-animation and listening with minute attention. To Tietjens that seemed the
-highest achievement and justification of English manners!</p>
-
-<p>Parry, the prize-fighter, had twice caught his master by the arm and
-shouted that breakfast was getting cold. He said now to Macmaster that
-he and the Rev. Horsley could get Mr. Duchemin away, but there'd be a
-hell of a fight. Macmaster whispered: "Wait!" and, turning to Mrs.
-Duchemin he said: "I can stop him. Shall I?" She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! Yes! Anything!" He observed tears; isolated upon her cheeks, a
-thing he had never seen. With caution and with hot rage he whispered
-into the prize-fighter's hairy ear that was held down to him:</p>
-
-<p>"Punch him in the kidney. With your thumb. As <i>hard</i> as you can
-without breaking your thumb . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Duchemin had just declaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"I, too, after my nuptials . . ." He began to wave his arms, pausing and
-looking from unlistening face to unlistening face. Mrs. Duchemin had
-just screamed.</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>Mr. Duchemin thought that the arrow of God struck him. He imagined
-himself an unworthy messenger. In such pain as he had never conceived of
-he fell into his chair and sat huddled up, a darkness covering his eyes.</p>
-
-<p>"He won't get up again." Macmaster whispered to the appreciative
-pugilist. "He'll want to. But he'll be afraid."</p>
-
-<p>He said to Mrs. Duchemin:</p>
-
-<p>"Dearest lady! It's all over. I assure you of that. It's a scientific
-nerve counter-irritant."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin said:</p>
-
-<p>"Forgive!" with one deep sob: "You can never respect . . ." She felt her
-eyes explore his face as the wretch in a cell explores the face of his
-executioner for a sign of pardon. Her heart stayed still: her breath
-suspended itself. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Then complete heaven began. Upon her left palm she felt cool fingers
-beneath the cloth. This man knew always the exact right action! Upon the
-fingers, cool, like spikenard and ambrosia, her fingers closed
-themselves.</p>
-
-<p>In complete bliss, in a quiet room, his voice went on talking. At first
-with great neatness of phrase, but with what refinement! He explained
-that certain excesses being merely nervous cravings, can be combated if
-not, indeed, cured altogether, by the fear of, by the determination not
-to ensue, sharp physical pain&mdash;which of course is a nervous matter,
-too! . . .</p>
-
-<p>Parry, at a given moment, had said into his master's ear:</p>
-
-<p>"It's time you prepared your sermon for to-morrow, sir," and Mr.
-Duchemin had gone as quietly as he had arrived, gliding over the thick
-carpet to the small door.</p>
-
-<p>Then Macmaster said to her:</p>
-
-<p>"You come from Edinburgh? You'll know the Fifeshire coast then."</p>
-
-<p>"Do I not?" she said. His hand remained in hers. He began to talk of the
-whins on the links and the sanderlings along the flats, with such a
-Scots voice and in phrases so vivid that she saw her childhood again,
-and had in her eyes a wetness of a happier order. She released his cool
-hand after a long gentle pressure. But when it was gone it was as if
-much of her life went. She said: "You'll be knowing Kingussie House,
-just outside your town. It was there I spent my holidays as a child."</p>
-
-<p>He answered:</p>
-
-<p>"Maybe I played round it a barefoot lad and you in your grandeur
-within."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, no! Hardly! There would be the difference of our ages! And . . .
-And indeed there are other things I will tell you."</p>
-
-<p>She addressed herself to Tietjens, with all her heroic armour of charm
-buckled on again:</p>
-
-<p>"Only think! I find Mr. Macmaster and I almost played together in our
-youths."</p>
-
-<p>He looked at her, she knew, with a commiseration that she hated:</p>
-
-<p>"Then you're an older friend than I," he asked, "though I've known him
-since I was fourteen, and I don't believe you could be a better. He's a
-good fellow. . ."</p>
-
-<p>She hated him for his condescension towards a better man and
-for his warning&mdash;she <i>knew</i> it was a warning&mdash;to her to
-spare his friend.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Wannop gave a distinct, but not an alarming scream. Mr. Horsley had
-been talking to her about an unusual fish that used to inhabit the
-Moselle in Roman times. The <i>Mosella</i> of Ausonius; the subject of the
-essay he was writing is mostly about fish. . . .</p>
-
-<p>"No," he shouted, "it's been said to be the roach. But there are no
-roach in the river now." "<i>Vannulis viridis, oculisque</i>. No. It's the
-other way round: <i>Red</i> fins . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Wannop's scream and her wide gesture: her hand, indeed, was nearly
-over his mouth and her trailing sleeve across his plate!&mdash;were enough
-to interrupt him.</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Tietjens</i>!" she again screamed. "Is it possible? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She pushed her daughter out of her seat and, moving round beside the
-young man, she overwhelmed him with vociferous love. As Tietjens had
-turned to speak to Mrs. Duchemin she had recognised his aquiline
-half-profile as exactly that of his father at her own wedding-breakfast.
-To the table that knew it by heart&mdash;though Tietjens himself
-didn't!&mdash;she recited the story of how his father had saved her
-life, and was her mascot. And she offered the son&mdash;for to the
-father she had never been allowed to make any return&mdash;her house,
-her purse, her heart, her time, her all. She was so completely sincere
-that, as the party broke up, she just nodded to Macmaster and, catching
-Tietjens forcibly by the arm, said perfunctorily to the critic:</p>
-
-<p>"Sorry I can't help you any more with the article. But my dear Chrissie
-must have the books he wants. At once! This very minute!"</p>
-
-<p>She moved off, Tietjens grappled to her, her daughter following as a
-young swan follows its parents. In her gracious manner Mrs. Duchemin had
-received the thanks of her guests for her wonderful breakfast and had
-hoped that now that they had found their ways there. . . .</p>
-
-<p>The echoes of the dispersed festival seemed to whisper in the room.
-Macmaster and Mrs. Duchemin faced each other, their eyes wary&mdash;and
-longing.</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"It's dreadful to have to go now. But I have an engagement."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! I know! With your great friends."</p>
-
-<p>He answered:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, only with Mr. Waterhouse and General Campion . . . and Mr.
-Sandbach, of course . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She had a moment of fierce pleasure at the thought that Tietjens was not
-to be of the company: <i>her</i> man would be out-soaring the vulgarian of
-his youth, of his past that she didn't know. . . . Almost harshly she
-exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't want you to be mistaken about Kingussie House. It was just a
-holiday school. Not a grand place."</p>
-
-<p>"It was very costly," he said, and she seemed to waver on her feet.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! yes!" she said, nearly in a whisper "But you're so grand now! I
-was only the child of very poor bodies. Johnstons of Midlothian. But
-very poor bodies. . . . I . . . He bought me, you might say. You know.
-. . . Put me to very rich schools: when I was fourteen . . . my people
-were glad. . . . But I think if my mother had known when I married . . ."
-She writhed her whole body. "Oh, dreadful! dreadful!" she exclaimed.
-"I want you to know . . ."</p>
-
-<p>His hands were shaking as if he had been in a jolting cart. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Their lips met in a passion of pity and tears. He removed his mouth to
-say: "I must see you this evening. . . . I shall be mad with anxiety
-about you." She whispered: "Yes! yes! . . . In the yew walk." Her eyes
-were closed, she pressed her body fiercely into his. "You are the . . .
-first . . . man . . ." she breathed.</p>
-
-<p>"I will be the only one for ever," he said.</p>
-
-<p>He began to see himself: in the tall room, with the long curtains: a
-round, eagle mirror reflected them gleaming: like a bejewelled picture
-with great depths: the entwined figures.</p>
-
-<p>They drew apart to gaze at each other: holding hands. . . . The voice of
-Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Macmaster! You're to dine at Mrs. Wannop's to-night. Don't dress; I
-shan't." He was looking at them without any expression, as if he had
-interrupted a game of cards; large, grey, fresh-featured, the white
-patch glistening on the side of his grizzling hair.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said:</p>
-
-<p>"All right. It's near here, isn't it? . . . I've got an engagement just
-after . . ." Tietjens said that that would be all right: he would be
-working himself. All night probably. For Waterhouse . . .</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin said with swift jealousy:</p>
-
-<p>"You let him order you about . . ." Tietjens was gone.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster said absently:</p>
-
-<p>"Who? Chrissie? . . . Yes! Sometimes I him, sometimes he me. . . . We
-make engagements. My best friend. The most brilliant man in England, of
-the best stock too. Tietjens of Groby. . . ." Feeling that she didn't
-appreciate his friend he was abstractly piling on commendations: "He's
-making calculations now. For the Government that no other man in England
-could make. But he's going . . ."</p>
-
-<p>An extreme languor had settled on him, he felt weakened but yet
-triumphant with the cessation of her grasp. It occurred to him numbly
-that he would be seeing less of Tietjens. A grief. He heard himself
-quote:</p>
-
-<p>"'Since when we stand side by side!'" His voice trembled.</p>
-
-<p>"Ah yes!" came in her deep tones: "The beautiful lines . . . They're
-true. We must part. In this world . . ." They seemed to her lovely and
-mournful words to say; heavenly to have them to say, vibratingly,
-arousing all sorts of images. Macmaster, mournfully too, said:</p>
-
-<p>"We must wait." He added fiercely: "But to-night, at dusk!" He imagined
-the dusk, under the yew hedge. A shining motor drew up in the sunlight
-under the window.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! yes!" she said. "There's a little white gate from the lane." She
-imagined their interview of passion and mournfulness amongst dim objects
-half seen. So much of glamour she could allow herself.</p>
-
-<p>Afterwards he must come to the house to ask after her health and they
-would walk side by side on the lawn, publicly, in the warm light,
-talking of indifferent but beautiful poetries, a little wearily, but
-with what currents electrifying and passing between their flesh. . . .
-And then: long, circumspect years. . . .</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>Macmaster went down the tall steps to the car that gleamed in the summer
-sun. The roses shone over the supremely levelled turf. His heel met the
-stones with the hard tread of a conqueror. He could have shouted aloud!</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="VI">VI</a></h4>
-
-
-<p>Tietjens lit a pipe beside the stile, having first meticulously cleaned
-out the bowl and the stem with a surgical needle, in his experience the
-best of all pipe-cleaners, since, made of German silver, it is flexible,
-won't corrode and is indestructible. He wiped off methodically, with a
-great dock-leaf, the glutinous brown products of burnt tobacco, the
-young woman, as he was aware, watching him from behind his back. As soon
-as he had restored the surgical needle to the notebook in which it
-lived, and had put the notebook into its bulky pocket. Miss Wannop moved
-off down the path: it was only suited for Indian file, and had on the
-left hand a ten foot, untrimmed quicken hedge, the hawthorn blossoms
-just beginning to blacken at the edges and small green haws to show. On
-the right the grass was above knee high and bowed to those that passed.
-The sun was exactly vertical; the chaffinchs said: "Pink! pink!": the
-young woman had an agreeable back.</p>
-
-<p>This, Tietjens thought, is England! A man and a maid walk through
-Kentish grass fields: the grass ripe for the scythe. The man honourable,
-clean, upright; the maid virtuous, clean, vigorous: he of good birth;
-she of birth quite as good; each filled with a too good breakfast that
-each could yet capably digest. Each come just from an admirably
-appointed establishment: a table surrounded by the best people: their
-promenade sanctioned, as it were, by the Church&mdash;two clergy&mdash;the
-State: two Government officials; by mothers, friends, old maids. . . . Each
-knew the names of birds that piped and grasses that bowed: chaffinch,
-greenfinch, yellow-ammer (<i>not</i>, my dear, hammer! <i>ammer</i> from
-the Middle High German for "finch"), garden warbler, Dartford warbler,
-pied-wagtail, known as "dishwasher." (These <i>charming</i> local dialect
-names.) Marguerites over the grass, stretching in an infinite white
-blaze: grasses purple in a haze to the far distant hedgerow: coltsfoot,
-wild white clover, sainfoin, Italian rye grass (all technical names that
-the best people must know: the best grass mixture for permanent pasture
-on the Wealden loam). In the hedge: Our Lady's bedstraw: dead-nettle:
-bachelor's button (but in <i>Sussex</i> they call it ragged robin, my
-dear): So interesting! cowslip (paigle, you know, from old French
-<i>pasque</i>, meaning Easter): burr, burdock (farmer that thy wife may
-thrive, but not burr and burdock wive!); violet leaves, the flowers of
-course over; black briony; wild clematis: later it's old man's beard;
-purple loose-strife. (That our young maids long purples call and literal
-shepherds give a grosser name. <i>So</i> racy of the soil!) . . . Walk,
-then, through the field, gallant youth and fair maid, minds cluttered up
-with all these useless anodynes for thought, quotation, imbecile epithets!
-Dead silent: unable to talk: from too good breakfast to probably
-extremely bad lunch. The young woman, so the young man is duly warned,
-to prepare it: pink india-rubber half-cooked cold beef, no doubt:
-tepid potatoes, water in the bottom of willow-pattern dish.
-(<i>No</i>! <i>Not</i> genuine willow-pattern, of <i>course</i>, Mr.
-Tietjens.) Overgrown lettuce with wood-vinegar to make the mouth scream
-with pain; pickles, also preserved in wood-vinegar; two bottles of
-public-house beer that, on opening, squirts to the wall. A glass of invalid
-port . . . for the <i>gentleman</i>! . . . and the jaws hardly able to open
-after the too enormous breakfast at 10.15. Mid-day now!</p>
-
-<p>"God's England!" Tietjens exclaimed to himself in high good humour.
-"'Land of Hope and Glory!'&mdash;F natural descending to tonic, C major:
-chord of 6-4, suspension over dominant seventh to common chord of C
-major. . . . All absolutely correct! Double basses, 'cellos, all
-violins: all wood wind: all brass. Full grand organ: all stops: special
-<i>vox humana</i> and key-bugle effect. . . . Across the counties came the
-sound of bugles that his father knew. . . . Pipe exactly right. It must
-be: pipe of Englishman of good birth: ditto tobacco. Attractive young
-woman's back. English mid-day midsummer. Best climate in the world! No
-day on which man may not go abroad!" Tietjens paused and aimed with his
-hazel stick an immense blow at a tall spike of yellow mullein with its
-undecided, furry, glaucous leaves and its undecided, buttony, unripe
-lemon-coloured flower. The structure collapsed, gracefully, like a woman
-killed among crinolines!</p>
-
-<p>"Now I'm a bloody murderer!" Tietjens said. "Not gory! Green-stained
-with vital fluid of innocent plant . . . And by God! Not a woman in the
-country who won't let you rape her after an hour's acquaintance!" He
-slew two more mulleins and a sow-thistle! A shadow, but not from the
-sun, a gloom, lay across the sixty acres of purple grass bloom and
-marguerites, white: like petticoats of lace over the grass!</p>
-
-<p>"By God," he said, "Church! State! Army! H.M. Ministry: H.M. Opposition;
-H.M. City Man. . . . All the governing class! All rotten! Thank God
-we've got a navy! . . . But perhaps that's rotten too! Who knows!
-Britannia needs no bulwarks . . . Then thank God for the upright young
-man and the virtuous maiden in the summer fields: he Tory of the Tories
-as he should be: she suffragette of the militants: militant here in
-earth . . . as she should be! As she should be! In the early decades of
-the twentieth century however else can a woman keep clean and wholesome!
-Ranting from platforms, splendid for the lungs: bashing in policemen's
-helmets. . . . No! It's I do that: my part, I think, miss! . . .
-Carrying heavy banners in twenty mile processions through streets of
-Sodom. All splendid! I bet she's virtuous. But you don't have to bet. It
-isn't done on certainties. You can tell it in the eye. Nice eyes!
-Attractive back. Virginal cockiness. . . . Yes, better occupation for
-mothers of empire than attending on lewd husbands year in year out till
-you're as hysterical as a female cat on heat. . . . You could see it in
-her: that woman: you can see it in most of 'em! Thank God then for the
-Tory, upright young married man and the Suffragette kid . . . Backbone
-of England! . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He killed another flower.</p>
-
-<p>"But by God! we're both under a cloud! Both! . . . That kid and I! And
-General Lord Edward Campion, Lady Claudine Sandbach, and the Hon. Paul,
-M.P. (suspended) to spread the tale. . . . And forty toothless fogies in
-the club to spread it: and no end visiting books yawning to have your
-names cut out of them, my boy! . . . My dear boy: I so regret: your
-father's oldest friend. . . . By Jove, the pistachio nut of that
-galantine! Repeating! Breakfast gone wrong: gloomy reflections! Thought
-I could stand anything: digestion of an ostrich. . . . But no! Gloomy
-reflections: I'm hysterical: like that large-eyed whore! For same
-reason! Wrong diet and wrong life: diet meant for partridge shooters over
-the turnips consumed by the sedentary. England the land of pills . . .
-<i>Das Pillen-Land</i>, the Germans call us. Very properly . . . And,
-damn it: outdoor diet: boiled mutton, turnips: sedentary life . . . and
-forced up against the filthiness of the world: your nose in it all day
-long! . . . Why, hang it, I'm as badly off as she. Sylvia's as bad as
-Duchemin! . . . I'd never have thought that . . . No wonder meat's
-turned to uric acid . . . prime cause of neurasthenia. . . . What a
-beastly muddle! Poor Macmaster! He's finished. Poor devil: he'd better
-have ogled this kid. He could have sung: 'Highland Mary' a better tune
-than 'This is the end of every man's desire' . . . You can cut it on his
-tombstone, you can write it on his card that a young man tacked on to a
-paulo-post pre-Raphaelite prostitute. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He stopped suddenly in his walk. It had occurred to him that he ought
-not to be walking with this girl!</p>
-
-<p>"But damn it all," he said to himself, "she makes a good screen for
-Sylvia . . . who cares! She must chance it. She's probably struck off
-all their beastly visiting lists already . . . as a suffragette!"</p>
-
-<p>Miss Wannop, a cricket pitch or so ahead of him, hopped over a stile:
-left foot on the step, right on the top bar, a touch of the left on the
-other steps, and down on the white, drifted dust of a road they no doubt
-had to cross. She stood waiting, her back still to him. . . . Her nimble
-foot-work, her attractive back, seemed to him, now, infinitely pathetic.
-To let scandal attach to her was like cutting the wings of a goldfinch:
-the bright creature, yellow, white, golden and delicate that in the
-sunlight makes a haze with its wings beside this thistle-tops. No; damn
-it! it was worse; it was worse than putting out, as the bird-fancier
-does, the eyes of a chaffinch. . . . Infinitely pathetic!</p>
-
-<p>Above the stile, in an elm, a chaffinch said: "Pink! pink!"</p>
-
-<p>The imbecile sound filled him with rage; he said to the bird:</p>
-
-<p>"Damn your eyes! <i>Have</i> them put out, then!" The beastly bird that
-made the odious noise, when it had its eyes put out, at least squealed like
-any other skylark or tom-tit. Damn all birds, field naturalists,
-botanists! In the same way he addressed the back of Miss Wannop: "Damn
-your eyes! <i>Have</i> your chastity impugned them? What do you speak to
-strange men in public for! You know you can't do it in this country. If
-it were a decent, straight land like Ireland where people cut each
-other's throats for clean issues: Papist versus Prot. . . . well, you
-could! You could walk through Ireland from east to west and speak to
-every man you met. . . . 'Rich and rare were the gems she wore . . .' To
-every man you met as long as he wasn't an Englishman of good birth:
-<i>that</i> would deflower you!" He was scrambling clumsily over the stile.
-"Well! <i>be</i> deflowered then: <i>lose</i> your infantile reputation.
-You've spoken to strange pitch: you're defiled . . . with the benefit of
-Clergy, Army, Cabinet, Administration, Opposition, mothers and old maids
-of England. . . . They'd all tell you you can't talk to a strange man,
-in the sunlight, on the links without becoming a screen for some Sylvia or
-other. . . . Then <i>be</i> a screen for Sylvia: <i>get</i> struck off the
-visiting books! The deeper you're implicated, the more bloody villain I
-am! I'd like the whole lot to see us here: that would settle it. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Nevertheless, when at the road-side he stood level with Miss Wannop who
-did not look at him, and saw the white road running to right and left
-with no stile opposite, he said gruffly to her:</p>
-
-<p>"Where's the next stile? I hate walking on roads!" She pointed with her
-chin along the opposite hedgerow. "Fifty yards!" she said.</p>
-
-<p>"Come along!" he exclaimed, and set off at a trot almost. It had come
-into his head that it would be just the beastly sort of thing that would
-happen if a car with General Campion and Lady Claudine and Paul Sandbach
-all aboard should come along that blinding stretch of road: or one
-alone: perhaps the General driving the dog-cart he affected. He said to
-himself:</p>
-
-<p>"By God! If they cut this girl I'd break their backs over my knee!" and
-he hastened. "Just the beastly thing that <i>would</i> happen." The road
-probably led straight in at the front door of Mountby!</p>
-
-<p>Miss Wannop trotted along a little in his rear. She thought him the most
-extraordinary man: as mad as he was odious. Sane people, if they're going
-to hurry&mdash;but <i>why</i> hurry!&mdash;do it in the shade of field
-hedgerows, not in the white blaze of county council roads. Well, he could
-go ahead. In the next field she was going to have it out with him: she
-didn't intend to be hot with running: let him be, his hateful, but
-certainly noticeable eyes, protruding at her like a lobster's; but she cool
-and denunciatory in her pretty blouse. . . .</p>
-
-<p>There was a dog-cart coming behind them!</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly it came into her head: that fool had been lying when he had
-said that the police meant to let them alone: lying over the
-breakfast-table. . . . The dog-cart contained the police: after them!
-She didn't waste time looking round: she wasn't a fool like Atalanta in
-the egg race. She picked up her heels and sprinted. She beat him by a
-yard and a half to the kissing-gate, white in the hedge: panicked:
-breathing hard. He panted into it, after her: the fool hadn't the sense
-to let her through first. They were jammed in together: face to face,
-panting! An occasion on which sweethearts kiss in Kent: the gate being
-made in three, the inner flange of the V moving on hinges. It stops
-cattle getting through: but this great lout of a Yorkshireman didn't
-know: trying to push through like a mad bullock! Now they were caught.
-Three weeks in Wandsworth gaol. . . . Oh hang. . . .</p>
-
-<p>The voice of Mrs. Wannop&mdash;of course it was only mother! Twenty feet
-on high or so behind the kicking mare, with a good, round face like a
-peony&mdash;said:</p>
-
-<p>"Ah, you can jam my Val in a gate and hold her . . . but she gave you
-seven yards in twenty and beat you to the gate. That was her father's
-ambition!" She thought of them as children running races. She beamed
-down, round-faced and simple, on Tietjens from beside the driver, who
-had a black, slouch hat and the grey beard of St. Peter.</p>
-
-<p>"My dear boy!" she said, "my dear boy; it's such a satisfaction to have
-you under my roof!"</p>
-
-<p>The black horse reared on end, the patriarch sawing at its mouth. Mrs.
-Wannop said unconcernedly: "Stephen Joel! I haven't done talking."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens was gazing enragedly at the lower part of the horse's
-sweat-smeared stomach.</p>
-
-<p>"You soon will have," he said, "with the girth in that state. Your neck
-will be broken."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I don't think so," Mrs. Wannop said. "Joel only bought the turn-out
-yesterday."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens addressed the driver with some ferocity:</p>
-
-<p>"Here; get down, you," he said. He held, himself, the head of the horse
-whose nostrils were wide with emotion: it rubbed its forehead almost
-immediately against his chest. He said: "Yes! yes! There! there!" Its
-limbs lost their tautness. The aged driver scrambled down from the high
-seat, trying to come down at first forward and then backwards. Tietjens
-fired indignant orders at him:</p>
-
-<p>"Lead the horse into the shade of that tree. Don't touch his bit: his
-mouth's sore. Where did you get this job lot? Ashford market: thirty
-pounds: it's worth more. . . . But, blast you, don't you see you've got
-a thirteen hands pony's harness for a sixteen and a half hands horse.
-Let the bit out: three holes: it's cutting the animal's tongue in half.
-. . . This animal's a rig. Do you know what a rig is? If you give it
-corn for a fortnight it will kick you and the cart and the stable to
-pieces in five minutes one day." He led the conveyance, Mrs. Wannop
-triumphantly complacent and all, into a patch of shade beneath elms.</p>
-
-<p>"Loosen that bit, confound you," he said to the driver. "Ah! you're
-afraid."</p>
-
-<p>He loosened the bit himself, covering his fingers with greasy harness
-polish which he hated. Then he said:</p>
-
-<p>"Can you hold his head or are you afraid of that too? You <i>deserve</i>
-to have him bite your hands off." He addressed Miss Wannop: "Can
-<i>you</i>?" She said: "No! I'm afraid of horses. I can drive any sort of
-car: but I'm afraid of horses." He said: "Very proper!" He stood back and
-looked at the horse: it had dropped its head and lifted its near hind foot,
-resting the toe on the ground: an attitude of relaxation.</p>
-
-<p>"He'll stand now!" he said. He undid the girth, bending down
-uncomfortably, perspiring and greasy: the girth-strap parted in his
-hand.</p>
-
-<p>"It's true," Mrs. Wannop said. "I'd have been dead in three minutes if
-you hadn't seen that. The cart would have gone over backwards . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens took out a large, complicated, horn-handled knife like a
-schoolboy's. He selected a punch and pulled it open. He said to the
-driver:</p>
-
-<p>"Have you got any cobbler's thread? Any string? Any copper wire? A
-rabbit wire, now? Come, you've got a rabbit wire or you're not a handy
-man."</p>
-
-<p>The driver moved his slouch hat circularly in negation. This seemed to
-be Quality who summons you for poaching if you own to possessing rabbit
-wires.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens laid the girth along the shaft and punched into it with his
-punch.</p>
-
-<p>"Woman's work!" he said to Mrs. Wannop, "but it'll take you home and
-last you six months as well . . . But I'll sell this whole lot for you
-to-morrow."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Wannop sighed:</p>
-
-<p>"I suppose it'll fetch a ten pound note . . ." She said: "I ought to
-have gone to market myself."</p>
-
-<p>"No!" Tietjens answered: "I'll get you fifty for it or I'm no
-Yorkshireman. This fellow hasn't been swindling you. He's got you deuced
-good value for money, but he doesn't know what's suited for ladies; a
-white pony and a basket-work chaise is what you want."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I like a bit of spirit," Mrs. Wannop said.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course you do," Tietjens answered: "but this turn-out's too
-much."</p>
-
-<p>He sighed a little and took out his surgical needle.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm going to hold this band together with this," he said. "It's so
-pliant it will make two stitches and hold for ever. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>But the handy man was beside him, holding out the contents of his
-pockets: a greasy leather pouch, a ball of beeswax, a knife, a pipe, a
-bit of cheese and a pale rabbit wire. He had made up his mind that
-<i>this</i> Quality was benevolent and he made offering of all his
-possessions.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said: "Ah," and then, while he unknotted the wire:</p>
-
-<p>"Well! Listen . . . you bought this turn-out of a higgler at the back
-door of the Leg of Mutton Inn."</p>
-
-<p>"Saracen's 'Ed!" the driver muttered.</p>
-
-<p>"You got it for thirty pounds because the higgler wanted money bad.
-<i>I</i> know. And dirt cheap. . . . But a rig isn't everybody's driving.
-All right for a vet or a horse-coper. Like the cart that's too tall! . . .
-But you did damn well. Only you're not what you were, are you, at
-thirty? And the horse looked to be a devil and the cart so high you
-couldn't get out once you were in. And you kept it in the sun for two
-hours waiting for your mistress."</p>
-
-<p>"There wer' a bit o' lewth 'longside stable wall," the driver
-muttered.</p>
-
-<p>"Well! He didn't like waiting," Tietjens said placably. "You can be
-thankful your old neck's not broken. Do this band up, one hole less for
-the bit I've taken in."</p>
-
-<p>He prepared to climb into the driver's seat, but Mrs. Wannop was there
-before him, at an improbable altitude on the sloping watch-box with
-strapped cushions.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, no, you don't," she said, "no one drives me and my horse but me or
-my coachman when I'm about. Not even you, dear boy."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll come with you then," Tietjens said.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, no, you don't," she answered. "No one's neck's to be broken in this
-conveyance but mine and Joel's," she added: "perhaps to-night if I'm
-satisfied the horse is fit to drive."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Wannop suddenly exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, <i>no</i>, mother." But the handy man having climbed in, Mrs.
-Wannop flirted her whip and started the horse. She pulled up at once and
-leaned over to Tietjens:</p>
-
-<p>"<i>What</i> a life for that poor woman," she said. "We must <i>all</i>
-do all we can for her. She could have her husband put in a lunatic asylum
-to-morrow. It's sheer self-sacrifice that she doesn't."</p>
-
-<p>The horse went off at a gentle, regular trot.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens addressed Miss Wannop:</p>
-
-<p>"What hands your mother's got," he said, "it isn't often one sees a
-woman with hands like that on a horse's mouth. . . . Did you see how she
-pulled up? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He was aware that, all this while, from the road-side, the girl had been
-watching him with shining eyes: intently even: with fascination.</p>
-
-<p>"I suppose you think that a mighty fine performance," she said.</p>
-
-<p>"I didn't make a very good job of the girth," he said. "Let's get off
-this road."</p>
-
-<p>"Setting poor, weak women in their places," Miss Wannop continued.
-"Soothing the horse like a man with a charm. I suppose you soothe women
-like that too. I pity your wife. . . . The English country male! And
-making a devoted vassal at sight of the handy man. The feudal system all
-complete. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Well, you know, it'll make him all the better servant to you if he
-thinks you've friends in the know. The lower classes are like that.
-Let's get off this road."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"You're in a mighty hurry to get behind the hedge. Are the police after
-us or aren't they? Perhaps you were lying at breakfast: to calm the
-hysterical nerves of a weak woman."</p>
-
-<p>"I wasn't lying," he said, "but I hate roads when there are
-field-paths . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"That's a phobia, like any woman's," she exclaimed.</p>
-
-<p>She almost ran through the kissing-gate and stood awaiting him:</p>
-
-<p>"I suppose," she said, "if you've stopped off the police with your high
-and mighty male ways you think you've destroyed my romantic young dream.
-You haven't. I don't <i>want</i> the police after me. I believe I'd
-<i>die</i> if they put me in Wandsworth . . . I'm a coward."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, no, you aren't," he said, but he was following his own train of
-thought, just as she wasn't in the least listening to him. "I daresay
-you're a heroine all right. <i>Not</i> because you persevere in actions the
-consequences of which you fear. But I daresay you can touch pitch and
-not be defiled."</p>
-
-<p>Being too well brought up to interrupt she waited till he had said all
-he wanted to say, then she exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"Let's settle the preliminaries. It's obvious mother means us to see a
-great deal of you. <i>You're</i> going to be a mascot too, like your
-father. I suppose you think you are: you saved me from the police
-yesterday, you appear to have saved mother's neck to-day. You appear, too,
-to be going to make twenty pounds profit on a horse deal. You say you will
-and you seem to be that sort of a person . . . Twenty pounds is no end in a
-family like ours . . . Well, then, you appear to be going to be the
-regular <i>bel ami</i> of the Wannop family . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I hope not."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I don't mean," she said, "that you're going to rise to fame by
-making love to all the women of the Wannop family. Besides, there's only
-me. But mother will press you into all sorts of odd jobs: and there will
-always be a plate for you at the table. Don't shudder! I'm a regular
-good cook&mdash;<i>cuisine bourgeoise</i> of course. I learned under a real
-professed cook, though a drunkard. That meant I used to do half the
-cooking and the family was particular. Eating people are: county
-councillors, half of them, and the like. So I know what men are . . ."
-She stopped and said good-naturedly: "But do, for goodness' sake, get it
-over. I'm sorry I was rude to you. But it <i>is</i> irritating to have to
-stand like a stuffed rabbit while a man is acting like a regular
-Admirable Crichton, and cool and collected, with the English country
-gentleman air and all."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens winced. The young woman had come a little too near the knuckle
-of his wife's frequent denunciations of himself. And she exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"No! That's not fair! I'm an ungrateful pig! You didn't show a bit more
-side really than a capable workman must who's doing his job in the midst
-of a crowd of incapable duffers. But just get it out, will you? Say once
-and for all that&mdash;you know the proper, pompous manner: you are not
-without sympathy with our aims: but you disapprove&mdash;oh, immensely,
-strongly&mdash;of our methods."</p>
-
-<p>It struck Tietjens that the young woman was a good deal more interested
-in the cause&mdash;of votes for women&mdash;than he had given her credit
-for. He wasn't much in the mood for talking to young women, but it was with
-considerably more than the surface of his mind that he answered:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't. I approve entirely of your methods: but your aims are
-idiotic."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"You don't know, I suppose, that Gertie Wilson, who's in bed at our
-house, is wanted by the police: not only for yesterday, but for putting
-explosives in a whole series of letter-boxes?"</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"I didn't . . . but it was a perfectly proper thing to do. She hasn't
-burned any of my letters or I might be annoyed: but it wouldn't
-interfere with my approval."</p>
-
-<p>"You don't think," she asked earnestly, "that we . . . mother and
-I . . . are likely to get heavy sentences for shielding her. It would be
-beastly bad luck on mother. Because she's an anti. . ."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know about the sentence," Tietjens said, "but we'd better get
-the girl off your premises as soon as we can. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, you'll <i>help</i>?"</p>
-
-<p>He answered:</p>
-
-<p>"Of course, your mother can't be incommoded. She's written the only
-novel that's been fit to read since the eighteenth century."</p>
-
-<p>She stopped and said earnestly:</p>
-
-<p>"Look here. <i>Don't</i> be one of those ignoble triflers who say the
-vote won't do women any good. Women have a rotten time. They do, really.
-If you'd seen what I've seen, I'm not talking through my hat." Her voice
-became quite deep: she had tears in her eyes: "<i>Poor</i> women
-<i>do</i>!" she said, "little insignificant creatures. We've <i>got</i>
-to change the divorce laws. We've <i>got</i> to get better conditions.
-<i>You</i> couldn't stand it if you knew what I know."</p>
-
-<p>Her emotion vexed him, for it seemed to establish a sort of fraternal
-intimacy that he didn't at the moment want. Women do not show emotion
-except before their familiars.</p>
-
-<p>He said drily:</p>
-
-<p>"I daresay I shouldn't. But I don't know, so I can!"</p>
-
-<p>She said with deep disappointment:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, you <i>are</i> a beast! And I shall never beg your pardon for
-saying that. I don't believe you mean what you say, but merely to say it is
-heartless."</p>
-
-<p>This was another of the counts of Sylvia's indictment and Tietjens
-winced again. She explained:</p>
-
-<p>"You don't know the case of the Pimlico army clothing factory workers or
-you wouldn't say the vote would be no use to women."</p>
-
-<p>"I know the case perfectly well," Tietjens said: "It came under my
-official notice, and I remember thinking that there never was a more
-signal instance of the uselessness of the vote to anyone."</p>
-
-<p>"We can't be thinking of the same case," she said.</p>
-
-<p>"We are," he answered. "The Pimlico army clothing factory is in the
-constituency of Westminster; the Under-Secretary for War is member for
-Westminster; his majority at the last election was six hundred. The
-clothing factory employed seven hundred men at 1s. 6d. an hour, all
-these men having votes in Westminster. The seven hundred men wrote to
-the Under-Secretary to say that if their screw wasn't raised to two bob
-they'd vote solid against him at the next election. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Wannop said: "Well then!"</p>
-
-<p>"So," Tietjens said: "The Under-Secretary had the seven hundred men at
-eighteenpence fired and took on seven hundred women at tenpence. What
-good did the vote do the seven hundred men? What good did a vote ever do
-anyone?"</p>
-
-<p>Miss Wannop checked at that and Tietjens prevented her exposure of his
-fallacy by saying quickly:</p>
-
-<p>"Now, if the seven hundred women, backed by all the other ill-used,
-sweated women of the country, had threatened the Under-Secretary, burned
-the pillar-boxes, and cut up all the golf greens round his
-country-house, they'd have had their wages raised to half-a-crown next
-week. That's the only straight method. It's the feudal system at work."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, but we couldn't cut up <i>golf</i> greens," Miss Wannop said. "At
-least the W.S.P.U. debated it the other day, and decided that anything so
-unsporting would make us <i>too</i> unpopular. I was for it personally."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens groaned:</p>
-
-<p>"It's maddening," he said, "to find women, as soon as they get in
-Council, as muddle-headed and as afraid to face straight issues as
-men! . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You won't, by-the-by," the girl interrupted, "be able to sell our horse
-to-morrow. You've forgotten that it will be Sunday."</p>
-
-<p>"I shall have to on Monday, then," Tietjens said. "The point about the
-feudal system . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Just after lunch&mdash;and it was an admirable lunch of the cold lamb,
-new potatoes and mint-sauce variety, the mint-sauce made with white wine
-vinegar and as soft as kisses, the claret perfectly drinkable and the
-port much more than that, Mrs. Wannop having gone back to the late
-professor's wine merchants&mdash;Miss Wannop herself went to answer the
-telephone. . . .</p>
-
-<p>The cottage had no doubt been a cheap one, for it was old, roomy and
-comfortable; but effort had no doubt, too, been lavished on its low
-rooms. The dining-room had windows on each side and a beam across; the
-dining silver had been picked up at sales, the tumblers were old
-cut-glass; on each side of the ingle was a grandfather's chair. The
-garden had red brick paths, sunflowers, hollyhocks and scarlet gladioli.
-There was nothing to it all, but the garden-gate was well hung.</p>
-
-<p>To Tietjens all this meant effort. Here was a woman who, a few years
-ago, was penniless, in the most miserable of circumstances, supporting
-life with the most exiguous of all implements. What effort hadn't it
-meant! and what effort didn't it mean? There was a boy at Eton . . . a
-senseless, but a gallant effort.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Wannop sat opposite him in the other grandfather's chair; an
-admirable hostess, an admirable lady. Full of spirit in dashes; but
-tired. As an old horse is tired that, taking three men to harness it in
-the stable yard, starts out like a stallion, but soon drops to a
-jog-trot. The face tired, really; scarlet-cheeked with the good air, but
-seamed downward. She could sit there at ease, the plump hands covered
-with a black lace shawl, and descending on each side of her lap, as much
-at ease as any other Victorian great lady. But at lunch she had
-let drop that she had written for eight hours every day for the last
-four years&mdash;till that day&mdash;without missing a day. To-day being
-Saturday, she had no leader to write:</p>
-
-<p>"And, my darling boy," she had said to him. "I'm giving it to you. I'd
-give it to no other soul but your father's son. Not even to . . ." And
-she had named the name that she most respected. "And that's the truth,"
-she had added. Nevertheless, even over lunch, she had fallen into
-abstractions, heavily and deeply, and made fantastic mis-statements,
-mostly about public affairs. . . . It all meant a tremendous
-record. . . .</p>
-
-<p>And there he sat, his coffee and port on a little table beside him; the
-house belonging to him. . . .</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"My dearest boy . . . you've so much to do. Do you think you ought
-really to drive the girls to Plimsoll to-night? They're young and
-inconsiderate; work comes first."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"It isn't the distance . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You'll find that it is," she answered humorously. "It's twenty miles
-beyond Tenterden. If you don't start till ten when the moon sets, you
-won't be back till five, even if you've no accidents. . . . The horse is
-all right, though . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Mrs. Wannop, I ought to tell you that your daughter and I are being
-talked about. Uglily!"</p>
-
-<p>She turned her head to him; rather stiffly. But she was only coming out
-of an abstraction.</p>
-
-<p>"Eh?" she said, and then: "Oh! About the golf-links episode. . . . It
-must have looked suspicious. I daresay you made a fuss, too, with the
-police, to head them off her." She remained pondering for a moment,
-heavily, like an old pope:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, you'll live it down," she said.</p>
-
-<p>"I ought to tell you," he persisted, "that it's more serious than you
-think. I fancy I ought not to be here."</p>
-
-<p>"Not here!" she exclaimed. "Why, where else in the world should you be?
-You don't get on with your wife; I know. She's a regular wrong 'un. Who
-else could look after you as well as Valentine and I?"</p>
-
-<p>In the acuteness of that pang, for, after all, Tietjens cared more for
-his wife's reputation than for any other factor in a complicated world,
-Tietjens asked rather sharply why Mrs. Wannop had called Sylvia a wrong
-'un. She said in rather a protesting, sleepy way:</p>
-
-<p>"My dear boy, nothing! I've guessed that there are differences between
-you; give me credit for some perception. Then, as you're perfectly
-obviously a right 'un, she must be a wrong 'un. That's all, I assure
-you."</p>
-
-<p>In his relief Tietjens' obstinacy revived. He liked this house; he liked
-this atmosphere; he liked the frugality, the choice of furniture, the
-way the light fell from window to window; the weariness after hard work;
-the affection of mother and daughter; the affection, indeed, that they
-both had for himself, and he was determined, if he could help it, not to
-damage the reputation of the daughter of the house.</p>
-
-<p>Decent men, he held, don't do such things, and he recounted with some
-care the heads of the conversation he had had with General Campion in
-the dressing-room. He seemed to see the cracked wash-bowls in their
-scrubbed oak settings. Mrs. Wannop's face seemed to grow greyer, more
-aquiline; a little resentful! She nodded from time to time; either to
-denote attention or else in sheer drowsiness:</p>
-
-<p>"My dear boy," she said at last, "it's pretty damnable to have such
-things said about you. I can see that. But I seem to have lived in a
-bath of scandal all my life. Every woman who has reached my age has that
-feeling. . . Now it doesn't seem to matter . . ." She really nodded
-nearly off: then she started. "I don't see . . . I really don't see how
-I can help you as to your reputation. I'd do it if I could: believe me.
-. . . But I've other things to think of. . . . I've this house to keep
-going and the children to keep fed and at school. I can't give all the
-thought I ought to to other people's troubles. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She started into wakefulness and right out of her chair.</p>
-
-<p>"But what a beast I am!" she said, with a sudden intonation that was
-exactly that of her daughter; and, drifting with a Victorian majesty of
-shawl and long skirt behind Tietjens' high-backed chair, she leaned over
-it and stroked the hair on his right temple:</p>
-
-<p>"My dear boy," she said. "Life's a bitter thing. I'm an old novelist and
-know it. There you are working yourself to death to save the nation with
-a wilderness of cats and monkeys howling and squalling your personal
-reputation away. . . . It was Dizzy himself said these words to me at
-one of our receptions. 'Here I am, Mrs. Wannop,' he said. . . And . . ."
-She drifted for a moment. But she made another effort: "My dear boy,"
-she whispered, bending down her head to get it near his ear: "My dear
-boy; it doesn't matter; it doesn't really matter. You'll live it down.
-The only thing that matters is to do good work. Believe an old woman
-that has lived very hard; 'Hard lying money' as they call it in the
-navy. It sounds like cant, but it's the only real truth. . . . You'll
-find consolation in that. And you'll live it all down. Or perhaps you
-won't; that's for God in His mercy to settle. But it won't matter;
-believe me, as thy day so shall thy strength be." She drifted into other
-thoughts; she was much perturbed over the plot of a new novel and much
-wanted to get back to the consideration of it. She stood gazing at the
-photograph, very faded, of her husband in side-whiskers and an immense
-shirt-front, but she continued to stroke Tietjens' temple with a
-subliminal tenderness.</p>
-
-<p>This kept Tietjens sitting there. He was quite aware that he had tears
-in his eyes; this was almost too much tenderness to bear, and, at bottom
-his was a perfectly direct, simple and sentimental soul. He always had
-bedewed eyes at the theatre, after tender love scenes and so avoided the
-theatre. He asked himself twice whether he should or shouldn't make
-another effort, though it was almost beyond him. He wanted to sit still.</p>
-
-<p>The stroking stopped; he scrambled on to his feet:</p>
-
-<p>"Mrs. Wannop," he said, facing her, "it's perfectly true. I oughtn't to
-care what these swine say about me, but I do. I'll reflect about what
-you say till I get it into my system . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, yes! My dear," and continued to gaze at the photograph:</p>
-
-<p>"But," Tietjens said; he took her mittened hand and led her back to her
-chair: "What I'm concerned for at the moment is not my reputation, but
-your daughter Valentine's."</p>
-
-<p>She sank down into the high chair, balloon-like and came to rest.</p>
-
-<p>"Val's reputation!" she said, "Oh! you mean they'll be striking
-<i>her</i> off their visiting lists. It hadn't struck me. So they will!"
-She remained lost in reflection for a long time.</p>
-
-<p>Valentine was in the room, laughing a little. She had been giving the
-handy man his dinner, and was still amused at his commendations of
-Tietjens.</p>
-
-<p>"You've got one admirer," she said to Tietjens. "'Punched that rotten
-strap,' he goes on saying, 'like a gret ol' yaffle punchin' a 'ollow
-log!'" He's had a pint of beer and said it between each gasp. She
-continued to narrate the quaintnesses of Joel which appealed to her;
-informed Tietjens that "yaffle" was Kentish for great green woodpecker;
-and then said:</p>
-
-<p>"You haven't got any friends in Germany, have you?" She was beginning to
-clear the table.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes; my wife's in Germany; at a place called Lobscheid."</p>
-
-<p>She placed a pile of plates on a black japanned tray.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm so sorry," she said, without an expression of any deep regret.
-"It's the ingenious clever stupidities of the telephone. I've got a
-telegraph message for you then. I thought it was the subject for
-mother's leader. It always comes through with the initials of the paper
-which are not unlike Tietjens, and the girl who always sends it is
-called Hopside. It seemed rather inscrutable, but I took it to have to
-do with German politics and I thought mother would understand it. . . .
-You're not both asleep, are you?"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens opened his eyes; the girl was standing over him, having
-approached from the table. She was holding out a slip of paper on which
-she had transcribed the message. She appeared all out of drawing and the
-letters of the message ran together. The message was:</p>
-
-<p>"Righto. But arrange for certain Hullo Central travels with you. Sylvia
-Hopside Germany."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens leaned back for a long time looking at the words; they seemed
-meaningless. The girl placed the paper on his knee, and went back to the
-table. He imagined the girl wrestling with these incomprehensibilities
-on the telephone.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course if I'd had any sense," the girl said, "I should have known it
-couldn't have been mother's leader note; she never gets one on a
-Saturday."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens heard himself announce clearly, loudly and with between each
-word a pause:</p>
-
-<p>"It means I go to my wife on Tuesday and take her maid with me."</p>
-
-<p>"Lucky you!" the girl said, "I wish I was you. I've never been in the
-Fatherland of Goethe and Rosa Luxemburg." She went off with her great
-tray load, the table cloth over her forearm. He was dimly aware that she
-had before then removed the crumbs with a crumb-brush. It was
-extraordinary with what swiftness she worked, talking all the time. That
-was what domestic service had done for her; an ordinary young lady would
-have taken twice the time, and would certainly have dropped half her
-words if she had tried to talk. Efficiency! He had only just realised
-that he was going back to Sylvia, and of course to Hell! Certainly it
-was Hell. If a malignant and skilful devil . . . though the devil of
-course is stupid and uses toys like fireworks and sulphur; it is
-probably only God who can, very properly, devise the long ailings of
-mental oppressions . . . if God then desired (and one couldn't object
-but one hoped He would not!) to devise for him, Christopher Tietjens, a
-cavernous eternity of weary hopelessness. . . . But He had done it; no
-doubt as retribution. What for? Who knows what sins of his own are
-heavily punishable in the eyes of God, for God is just? . . . Perhaps
-God then, after all, visits thus heavily sexual offences.</p>
-
-<p>There came back into his mind, burnt in, the image of their
-breakfast-room, with all the brass, electrical fixings, poachers,
-toasters, grillers, kettle-heaters, that he detested for their imbecile
-inefficiency; with gross piles of hot-house flowers&mdash;that he detested
-for their exotic waxennesses!&mdash;with white enamelled panels that he
-disliked and framed, weak prints&mdash;quite genuine of course, my dear,
-guaranteed so by Sotheby&mdash;pinkish women in sham Gainsborough hats,
-selling mackerel or brooms. A wedding present that he despised. And Mrs.
-Satterthwaite, in négligé, but with an immense hat; reading the
-<i>Times</i> with an eternal rustle of leaves because she never could
-settle down to any one page; and Sylvia walking up and down because she
-could not sit still, with a piece of toast in her fingers or her hands
-behind her back. Very tall; fair; as graceful, as full of blood and as
-cruel as the usual degenerate Derby winner. In-bred for generations for one
-purpose: to madden men of one type. . . . Pacing backwards and forwards,
-exclaiming: "I'm bored! Bored!"; sometimes even breaking the breakfast
-plates . . . And talking! For ever talking; usually, cleverly, with
-imbecility; with maddening inaccuracy; with wicked penetration, and
-clamouring to be contradicted; a gentleman has to answer his wife's
-questions. . . . And in his forehead the continual pressure; the
-determination to sit put; the <i>décor</i> of the room seeming to burn into
-his mind. It was there, shadowy before him now. And the pressure upon
-his forehead. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Wannop was talking to him now; he did not know what she said; he
-never knew afterwards what he had answered.</p>
-
-<p>"God!" he said within himself, "if it's sexual sins God punishes, He
-indeed is just and inscrutable!" . . . Because he had had physical
-contact with this woman before he married her; in a railway carriage;
-coming down from the Dukeries. An extravagantly beautiful girl!</p>
-
-<p>Where was the physical attraction of her gone to now? Irresistible;
-reclining back as the shires rushed past. . . . His mind said that she
-had lured him on. His intellect put the idea from him. No gentleman
-thinks such things of his wife.</p>
-
-<p>No gentleman thinks. . . . By God; she must have been with child by
-another man. . . . He had been fighting the conviction down all the last
-four months. . . . He knew now that he had been fighting the conviction
-all the last four months whilst, anæsthetised, he had bathed in figures
-and wave-theories. . . . Her last words had been: her very last words:
-late: all in white she had gone up to her dressing-room, and he had
-never seen her again; her last words had been about the child . . .
-"Supposing," she had begun . . . He didn't remember the rest. But he
-remembered her eyes. And her gesture as she peeled off her long white
-gloves. . . .</p>
-
-<p>He was looking at Mrs. Wannop's ingle; he thought it a mistake in taste,
-really, to leave logs in an ingle during the summer. But then what are
-you to do with an ingle in summer? In Yorkshire cottages they shut the
-ingles up with painted doors. But that is stuffy, too!</p>
-
-<p>He said to himself:</p>
-
-<p>"By God! I've had a stroke!" and he got out of his chair to test his
-legs. . . . But he hadn't had a stroke. It must then, he thought, be
-that the pain of his last consideration must be too great for his mind
-to register, as certain great physical pains go unperceived. Nerves,
-like weighing machines, can't register more than a certain amount, then
-they go out of action. A tramp who had had his leg cut off by a train
-had told him that he had tried to get up, feeling nothing at all. . . .
-The pain comes back though . . .</p>
-
-<p>He said to Mrs. Wannop, who was still talking:</p>
-
-<p>"I beg your pardon. I really missed what you said."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Wannop said:</p>
-
-<p>"I was saying that that's the best thing I can do for you."</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm really very sorry: it was that that I missed. I'm a little in
-trouble you know."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"I know: I know. The mind wanders; but I wish you'd listen. I've got to
-go to work, so have you. I said: after tea you and Valentine will walk
-into Rye to fetch your luggage."</p>
-
-<p>Straining his intelligence, for, in his mind, he felt a sudden strong
-pleasure: sunlight on pyramidal red roof in the distance: themselves
-descending in a long diagonal, a green hill: God, yes, he wanted open
-air. Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I see. You take us both under your protection. You'll bluff
-it out."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Wannop said rather coolly:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know about you both. It's you I'm taking under my protection
-(it's <i>your</i> phrase!) As for Valentine: she's made her bed; she must
-lie on it. I've told you all that already. I can't go over it again."</p>
-
-<p>She paused, then made another effort:</p>
-
-<p>"It's disagreeable," she said, "to be cut off the Mountby visiting list.
-They give amusing parties. But I'm too old to care and they'll miss my
-conversation more than I do theirs. Of course, I back my daughter
-against the cats and monkeys. Of course, I back Valentine through thick
-and thin. I'd back her if she lived with a married man or had
-illegitimate children. But I don't approve, I don't approve of the
-suffragettes: I despise their aims: I detest their methods. I don't
-think young girls ought to talk to strange men. Valentine spoke to you
-and look at the worry it has caused you. I disapprove. I'm a woman: but
-I've made my own way: other women could do it if they liked or had the
-energy. I disapprove! But don't believe that I will ever go back on any
-suffragette, individual, in gangs; my Valentine or any other. Don't
-believe that I will ever say a word against them that's to be
-repeated&mdash;<i>you</i> won't repeat them. Or that I will ever write a
-word against them. No, I'm a woman and I stand by my sex!" She got up
-energetically:</p>
-
-<p>"I must go and write my novel," she said. "I've Monday's instalment to
-send off by train to-night. You'll go into my study: Valentine will give
-you paper; ink; twelve different kinds of nibs. You'll find Professor
-Wannop's books all round the room. You'll have to put up with Valentine
-typing in the alcove. I've got two serials running, one typed, the other
-in manuscript."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"But <i>you</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>"I," she exclaimed, "I shall write in my bedroom on my knee. I'm a woman
-and can. You're a man and have to have a padded chair and sanctuary. . . .
-You feel fit to work? Then: you've got till five, Valentine will get
-tea then. At half-past five you'll set off to Rye. You'll be back with
-your luggage and your friend and your friend's luggage at seven."</p>
-
-<p>She silenced him imperiously with:</p>
-
-<p>"Don't be foolish. Your friend will certainly prefer this house and
-Valentine's cooking to the pub and the pub's cooking. And he'll save on
-it. . . . It's <i>no</i> extra trouble. I suppose your friend won't inform
-against that wretched little suffragette girl upstairs." She paused and
-said: "You're <i>sure</i> you can do your work in the time and drive
-Valentine and her to that place . . . Why it's necessary is that the
-girl daren't travel by train and we've relations there who've never been
-connected with the suffragettes. The girl can live hid there for a bit.
-. . . But sooner than you shouldn't finish your work I'd drive them
-myself . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She silenced Tietjens again: this time sharply:</p>
-
-<p>"I tell you it's <i>no</i> extra trouble. Valentine and I <i>always</i>
-make our own beds. We don't like servants among our intimate things. We can
-get three times as much help in the neighbourhood as we want. We're liked
-here. The extra work you give will be met by extra help. We could have
-servants if we wanted. But Valentine and I like to be alone in the house
-together at night. We're very fond of each other."</p>
-
-<p>She walked to the door and then drifted back to say:</p>
-
-<p>"You know I can't get out of my head that unfortunate woman and her
-husband. We must <i>all</i> do what we can for them." Then she started and
-exclaimed: "But, good heavens, I'm keeping you from your work . . . The
-study's in there, through that door."</p>
-
-<p>She hurried through the other doorway and no doubt along a passage,
-calling out:</p>
-
-<p>"Valentine! Valentine! Go to Christopher in the study. At once . . . at
-. . ." Her voice died away.</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="VII">VII</a></h4>
-
-
-<p>Jumping down from the high step of the dog-cart the girl completely
-disappeared into the silver: she had on an otter-skin toque, dark, that
-should have been visible. But she was gone more completely than if she
-had dropped into deep water, into snow&mdash;or through tissue paper. More
-suddenly, at least! In darkness or in deep water a moving paleness would
-have been visible for a second: snow or a paper hoop would have left an
-opening. Here there had been nothing.</p>
-
-<p>The constation interested him. He had been watching her intently and
-with concern for fear she should miss the hidden lower step, in which
-case she would certainly bark her shins. But she had jumped clear of the
-cart: with unreasonable pluckiness, in spite of his: "Look out how you
-get down." He wouldn't have done it himself: he couldn't have faced
-jumping down into that white solidity . . .</p>
-
-<p>He would have asked: "Are you all right?" but to express more concern
-than the "look out," which he had expended already, would have detracted
-from his stolidity. He was Yorkshire and stolid: she south country and
-soft: emotional: given to such ejaculations as "I hope you're not hurt,"
-when the Yorkshireman only grunts. But soft because she was south
-country. She was as good as a man&mdash;a south country man. She was ready
-to acknowledge the superior woodenness of the north. . . . That was their
-convention: so he did not call down: "I hope you're all right," though
-he had desired to.</p>
-
-<p>Her voice came, muffled, as if from the back of the top of his head: the
-ventriloquial effect was startling:</p>
-
-<p>"Make a noise from time to time. It's ghostly down here and the lamp's
-no good at all. It's almost out."</p>
-
-<p>He returned to his constations of the concealing effect of water vapour.
-He enjoyed the thought of the grotesque appearance he must present in
-that imbecile landscape. On his right an immense, improbably brilliant
-horn of a moon, sending a trail as if down the sea, straight to his
-neck: beside the moon a grotesquely huge star: in an extravagant
-position above them the Plough, the only constellation that he knew;
-for, though a mathematician, he despised astronomy. It was not
-theoretical enough for the pure mathematician and not sufficiently
-practical for daily life. He had of course calculated the movements of
-abstruse heavenly bodies: but only from given figures: he had never
-looked for the stars of his calculations. . . . Above his head and all
-over the sky were other stars: large and weeping with light, or as the
-dawn increased, so paling that at times, you saw them; then missed them.
-Then the eye picked them up again.</p>
-
-<p>Opposite the moon was a smirch or two of cloud; pink below, dark purple
-above; on the more pallid, lower blue of the limpid sky.</p>
-
-<p>But the absurd thing was this mist! . . . It appeared to spread from
-his neck, absolutely level, absolutely silver, to infinity on
-each side of him. At great distances on his right black tree-shapes,
-in groups&mdash;there were four of them&mdash;were exactly like coral
-islands on a silver sea. He couldn't escape the idiotic comparison:
-there wasn't any other.</p>
-
-<p>Yet it didn't actually spread from his neck: when he now held his hands,
-nipple-high, like pallid fish they held black reins which ran downwards
-into nothingness. If he jerked the rein, the horse threw its head up.
-Two pricked ears were visible in greyness: the horse being sixteen two
-and a bit over, the mist might be ten foot high. Thereabouts. . . . He
-wished the girl would come back and jump out of the cart again. Being
-ready for it he would watch her disappearance more scientifically. He
-couldn't of course ask her to do it again: that was irritating. The
-phenomenon would have proved&mdash;or it might of course disprove&mdash;his
-idea of smoke screens. The Chinese of the Ming dynasty were said to have
-approached and overwhelmed their enemies under clouds of&mdash;of course,
-not acrid&mdash;vapour. He had read that the Patagonians, hidden by smoke,
-were accustomed to approach so near to birds or beasts as to be able to
-take them by hand. The Greeks under Paleologus the . . .</p>
-
-<p>Miss Wannop's voice said&mdash;from beneath the bottom board of
-the cart:</p>
-
-<p>"I wish you'd make some noise. It's lonely down here, besides being
-possibly dangerous. There might be dicks on each side of the road."</p>
-
-<p>If they were on the marsh there certainly would be dykes&mdash;why did
-they call ditches "dykes," and why did she pronounce it "dicks"?&mdash;on
-each side of the road. He could think of nothing to say that wouldn't
-express concern and he couldn't do that by the rules of the game. He tried
-to whistle "John Peel"! But he was no hand at whistling. He sang:</p>
-
-<p>"D'ye ken, John Peel at the break of day . . ." and felt like a fool.
-But he kept on at it, the only tune that he knew. It was the Yorkshire
-Light Infantry quick-step: the regiment of his brothers in India. He
-wished he had been in the army: but his father hadn't approved of having
-more than two younger sons in the army. He wondered if he would ever run
-with John Peel's hounds again: he had once or twice. Or with any of the
-trencher-fed foot packs of the Cleveland district, of which there had
-been still several when he had been a boy. He had been used to think of
-himself as being like John Peel with his coat so grey . . . Up through
-the heather, over Wharton's place; the pack running wild; the heather
-dripping; the mist rolling up . . . another kind of mist than this south
-country silver sheet. Silly stuff! Magical! That was the word. A silly
-word. . . . South country . . . In the north the old grey mists rolled
-together, revealing black hillsides!</p>
-
-<p>He didn't suppose he'd have the wind now: this rotten bureaucratic life!
-. . . If he had been in the army like the two brothers, Ernest and
-James, next above him . . . But no doubt he would not have liked the
-army. Discipline! . . . He supposed he would have put up with the
-discipline: a gentleman had to. Because <i>noblesse oblige</i>: not for
-fear of consequences . . . But army officers seemed to him pathetic. They
-spluttered and roared: to make men jump smartly: at the end of
-apoplectic efforts the men jumped smartly. But there was the end
-of it. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Actually, this mist was not silver, or was, perhaps, no longer silver:
-if you looked at it with the eye of the artist . . . With the exact eye!
-It was smirched with bars of purple; of red; of orange: delicate
-reflections: dark blue shadows from the upper sky where it formed drifts
-like snow. . . . The exact eye: exact observation: it was a man's work.
-The only work for a man. Why then, were artists soft: effeminate: not
-men at all: whilst the army officer, who had the inexact mind of the
-school-teacher, was a manly man? Quite a manly man: until he became an
-old woman!</p>
-
-<p>And the bureaucrat then? Growing fat and soft like himself, or dry and
-stringy like Macmaster or old Ingleby? They did men's work: exact
-observation: return no. 17642 with figures exact. Yet they grew
-hysterical: they ran about corridors or frantically rang table bells,
-asking with high voices of querulous eunuchs why form ninety thousand
-and two wasn't ready. Nevertheless men liked the bureaucratic life: his
-own brother, Mark, head of the family: heir to Groby. . . . Fifteen
-years older: a quiet stick: wooden: brown: always in a bowler hat, as
-often as not with his racing-glasses hung around him. Attending his
-first-class office when he liked: too good a man for any administration
-to lose by putting on the screw. . . . But heir to Groby: what would
-that stick make of the place? . . . Let it, no doubt, and go on pottering
-from the Albany to race meetings&mdash;where he never betted&mdash;to
-Whitehall, where he was said to be indispensable. . . . Why
-indispensable? Why in heaven's name? That stick who had never hunted,
-never shot: couldn't tell coulter from plough-handle and lived in his
-bowler hat! . . . A "sound" man: the archetype of all sound men. Never
-in his life had anyone shaken his head at Mark and said:</p>
-
-<p>"You're <i>brilliant</i>!" Brilliant! That stick! No, he was
-indispensable!</p>
-
-<p>"Upon my soul!" Tietjens said to himself, "that girl down there is the
-only intelligent living soul I've met for years." . . . A little
-pronounced in manner sometimes; faulty in reasoning naturally, but quite
-intelligent, with a touch of wrong accent now and then. But if she was
-wanted anywhere, there she'd be! Of good stock, of course: on both
-sides! . . . But, positively, she and Sylvia were the only two human
-beings he had met for years whom he could respect: the one for sheer
-efficiency in killing: the other for having the constructive desire and
-knowing how to set about it. Kill or cure! The two functions of man. If
-you wanted something killed you'd go to Sylvia Tietjens in the sure
-faith that she would kill it: emotion: hope: ideal: kill it quick and
-sure. If you wanted something kept alive you'd go to Valentine: she'd
-find something to do for it . . . The two types of mind: remorseless
-enemy: sure screen: dagger . . . sheath!</p>
-
-<p>Perhaps the future of the world then was to women? Why not? He hadn't in
-years met a man that he hadn't to talk down to&mdash;as you talk down to a
-child: as he had talked down to General Campion or to Mr. Waterhouse . . .
-as he always talked down to Macmaster. All good fellows in their
-way. . . .</p>
-
-<p>But why was he born to be a sort of lonely buffalo: outside the herd?
-Not artist: not soldier: not bureaucrat: not certainly indispensable
-anywhere: apparently not even sound in the eyes of these dim-minded
-specialists . . . An exact observer. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Hardly even that for the last six and a half hours:</p>
-
-
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i3">"Die Sommer Nacht hat mirs angethan</span><br />
-<span class="i3">Das war ein schweigsams Reiten . . ."</span>
-</div></div>
-
-
-<p>he said aloud.</p>
-
-<p>How could you translate that: you couldn't translate it: no one could
-translate Heine:</p>
-
-
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i3">"It was the summer night came over me:</span><br />
-<span class="i3">That was silent riding . . ."</span>
-</div></div>
-
-
-<p>A voice cut into his warm, drowsy thought:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, you <i>do</i> exist. But you've spoken too late. I've run into the
-horse." He must have been speaking aloud. He had felt the horse
-quivering at the end of the reins. The horse, too, was used to her by
-now. It had hardly stirred . . . He wondered when he had left off
-singing "John Peel." . . . He said:</p>
-
-<p>"Come along, then: have you found anything?"</p>
-
-<p>The answer came:</p>
-
-<p>"Something . . . But you can't talk in this stuff . . . I'll
-just . . ."</p>
-
-<p>The voice died away as if a door had shut. He waited: consciously
-waiting: as an occupation! Contritely and to make a noise he rattled the
-whip-stock in its bucket. The horse started and he had to check in
-quickly: a damn fool he was. Of course a horse would start if you
-rattled a whip-stock. He called out:</p>
-
-<p>"Are you all right?" The cart might have knocked her down. He had,
-however, broken the convention. Her voice came from a great distance:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm all right. Trying the other side . . ."</p>
-
-<p>His last thought came back to him. He had broken their convention: he
-had exhibited concern: like any other man. . . . He said to himself:</p>
-
-<p>"By God! Why not take a holiday: why not break all conventions?"</p>
-
-<p>They erected themselves intangibly and irrefragably. He had not known
-this young woman twenty-four hours: not to speak to: and already the
-convention existed between them that he must play stiff and cold, she
-warm and clinging. . . . Yet she was obviously as cool a hand as
-himself: cooler no doubt, for at bottom he was certainly a
-sentimentalist.</p>
-
-<p>A convention of the most imbecile type . . . Then break all conventions:
-with the young woman: with himself above all. For forty-eight
-hours . . . almost exactly forty-eight hours till he started for
-Dover. . . .</p>
-
-
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i3">"And I must to the greenwood go,</span><br />
-<span class="i3">Alone: a banished man!"</span>
-</div></div>
-
-
-<p>By the descending moon: it being then just after cockcrow of midsummer
-night&mdash;what sentimentality!&mdash;it must be half-past four on Sunday.
-He had worked out that to catch the morning Ostend boat at Dover he must
-leave the Wannops' at 5.15 on Tuesday morning, in a motor for the
-junction. . . . What incredible cross-country train connections! Five hours
-for not forty miles, He had then forty-eight and three-quarter hours! Let
-them be a holiday! A holiday from himself above all: a holiday from his
-standards: from his convention with himself. From clear observation:
-from exact thought: from knocking over all the skittles of the
-exactitudes of others: from the suppression of emotions. . . . From all
-the wearinesses that made him intolerable to himself. . . . He felt his
-limbs lengthen, as if they too had relaxed.</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>Well, already he had had six and a half hours of it. They had started at
-10 and, like any other man, he had enjoyed the drive, though it had been
-difficult to keep the beastly cart balanced, the girl had had to sit
-behind with her arm round the other girl who screamed at every oak
-tree. . . .</p>
-
-<p>But he had&mdash;if he put himself to the question&mdash;mooned along
-under the absurd moon that had accompanied them down the heaven: to the
-scent of hay: to the sound of nightingales, hoarse by now, of
-course&mdash;in June he changes his tune; of corncrakes, of bats, of a
-heron twice, overhead. They had passed the blue-black shadows of corn
-stacks, of heavy, rounded oaks, of hop oasts that are half church tower,
-half finger-post. And the road silver grey, and the night warm. . . . It
-was midsummer night that had done that to him. . . .</p>
-
-
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i1"><i>Hat mir's angethan.</i></span><br />
-<span class="i1"><i>Das war ein schweigsames Reiten.</i> . . .</span>
-</div></div>
-
-
-<p>Not absolutely silent of course: but silentish! Coming back from the
-parson's, where they had dropped the little London sewer rat, they had
-talked very little. . . . Not unpleasant people the parson's: an uncle
-of the girl's: three girl cousins, not unpleasant, like the girl but
-without the individuality . . . A remarkably good bite of beef: a truly
-meritorious Stilton and a drop of whisky that proved the parson to be a
-man. All in candlelight. A motherly mother of the family to take the rat
-up some stairs . . . a great deal of laughter of girls . . . then a
-re-start an hour later than had been scheduled. . . . Well, it hadn't
-mattered: they had the whole of eternity before them: the good
-horse&mdash;<i>really</i> it was a good horse!&mdash;putting its shoulders
-into the work. . . .</p>
-
-<p>They had talked a little at first; about the safeness of the London girl
-from the police now; about the brickishness of the parson in taking her
-in. She certainly would never have reached Charing Cross by train. . . .</p>
-
-<p>There had fallen long periods of silences. A bat had whirled very near
-their off-lamp.</p>
-
-<p>"What a large bat!" she had said. "<i>Noctilux major</i>. . ."</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"Where do you get your absurd Latin nomenclature from? Isn't it
-<i>phalœna</i> . . ." She had answered:</p>
-
-<p>"From White . . . The <i>Natural History of Selborne</i> is the only
-natural history I ever read. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"He's the last English writer that could write," said Tietjens.</p>
-
-<p>"He calls the downs 'those majestic and amusing mountains,'" she said.
-"Where do you get your dreadful Latin pronunciation from?
-Phal . . . i . . . i . . . na! To rhyme with Dinah!"</p>
-
-<p>"It's '<i>sublime</i> and amusing mountains,' not 'majestic and
-amusing,'" Tietjens said. "I got my Latin pronunciation, like all public
-schoolboys of to-day, from the German."</p>
-
-<p>She answered:</p>
-
-<p>"You would! Father used to say it made him sick."</p>
-
-<p>"Cæsar equals Kaiser," Tietjens said. . . .</p>
-
-<p>"Bother your Germans," she said, "they're no ethnologists; they're
-rotten at philology!" She added: "Father used to say so," to take away
-from an appearance of pedantry.</p>
-
-<p>A silence then! She had right over her head a rug that her aunt had lent
-her; a silhouette beside him, with a cocky nose turned up straight out
-of the descending black mass. But for the square toque she would have
-had the silhouette of a Manchester cotton-hand: the toque gave it a
-different line; like the fillet of Diana. It was piquant and agreeable
-to ride beside a quite silent lady in the darkness of the thick Weald
-that let next to no moonlight through. The horse's hoofs went clock,
-clock: a good horse. The near lamp illuminated the russet figure of a
-man with a sack on his back, pressed into the hedge, a blinking lurcher
-beside him.</p>
-
-<p>"Keeper between the blankets!" Tietjens said to himself: "All these
-south country keepers sleep all night. . . . And then you give them a
-five quid tip for the week-end shoot. . . ." He determined that, as to
-that, too he would put his foot down. No more week-ends with Sylvia in
-the mansions of the Chosen People. . . .</p>
-
-<p>The girl said suddenly; they had run into a clearing of the deep
-underwoods:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm not stuffy with you over that Latin, though you were unnecessarily
-rude. And I'm not sleepy. I'm loving it all."</p>
-
-<p>He hesitated for a minute. It was a silly-girl thing to say. She didn't
-usually say silly-girl things. He ought to snub her for her own
-sake. . . .</p>
-
-<p>He had said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm rather loving it too!" She was looking at him; her nose had
-disappeared from the silhouette. He hadn't been able to help it; the
-moon had been just above her head; unknown stars all round her; the
-night was warm. Besides, a really manly man may condescend at times! He
-rather owes it to himself. . . .</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"That was nice of you! You might have hinted that the rotten drive was
-taking you away from your so important work. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I can think as I drive," he said. She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh!" and then: "The reason why I'm unconcerned over your rudeness about
-my Latin is that I know I'm a much better Latinist than you. You can't
-quote a few lines of Ovid without sprinkling howlers in. . . .
-It's <i>vastum</i>, not <i>longum</i> . . . 'Terra tribus scopulis vastum
-procurrit' . . . It's <i>alto</i>, not <i>caelo</i> . . . 'Uvidus ex alto
-desilientis. . . .' How could Ovid have written <i>ex caelo</i>? The 'c'
-after the 'x' sets your teeth on edge."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Excogitabo</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>"That's purely canine!" she said with contempt.</p>
-
-<p>"Besides," Tietjens said, "<i>longum</i> is much better than
-<i>vastum</i>. I hate cant adjectives like 'vast.' . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"It's like your modesty to correct Ovid," she exclaimed. "Yet you say
-Ovid and Catullus were the only two Roman poets to <i>be</i> poets.
-That's because they <i>were</i> sentimental and used adjectives like
-<i>vastum</i>. . . . What's 'Sad tears mixed with kisses' but the sheerest
-sentimentality!"</p>
-
-<p>"It ought, you know," Tietjens said with soft dangerousness, "to be
-'Kisses mingled with sad tears' . . . 'Tristibus et lacrimis oscula
-mixta dabis. . . .'"</p>
-
-<p>"I'm hanged if I ever could," she exclaimed explosively. "A man like you
-could die in a ditch and I'd never come near. You're desiccated even for
-a man who has learned his Latin from the Germans."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, well, I'm a mathematician," Tietjens said. "Classics is not my
-line!"</p>
-
-<p>"It <i>isn't</i>," she answered tartly.</p>
-
-<p>A long time afterwards from her black figure came the words:</p>
-
-<p>"You used 'mingled' instead of 'mixed' to translate <i>mixta</i>. I
-shouldn't think you took English at Cambridge, either! Though they're as
-rotten at that as at everything else, father used to say."</p>
-
-<p>"Your father was Balliol, of course," Tietjens said with the snuffy
-contempt of a scholar of Trinity College, Cambridge. But having lived
-most of her life amongst Balliol people she took this as a compliment
-and an olive branch.</p>
-
-<p>Some time afterwards Tietjens, observing that her silhouette was still
-between him and the moon, remarked:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know if you know that for some minutes we've been running
-nearly due west. We ought to be going south-east by a bit south. I
-suppose you <i>do</i> know this road. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Every inch of it," she said, "I've been on it over and over again on my
-motor-bicycle with mother in the side-car. The next cross road is called
-Grandfather's Wantways. We've got eleven miles and a quarter still to
-do. The road turns back here because of the old Sussex iron pits; it
-goes in and out amongst them; hundreds of them. You know the exports of
-the town of Rye in the eighteenth century were hops, cannon, kettles and
-chimney backs. The railings round St. Paul's are made of Sussex iron."</p>
-
-<p>"I knew that, of course," Tietjens said: "I come of an iron county
-myself. . . . Why didn't you let me run the girl over in the side-car,
-it would have been quicker?"</p>
-
-<p>"Because," she said, "three weeks ago I smashed up the side-car on the
-milestone at Hog's Corner: doing forty."</p>
-
-<p>"It must have been a pretty tidy smash!" Tietjens said. "Your mother
-wasn't aboard?"</p>
-
-<p>"No," the girl said, "suffragette literature. The side-car was full. It
-<i>was</i> a pretty tidy smash. Hadn't you observed I still limp
-a little?" . . .</p>
-
-<p>A few minutes later she said:</p>
-
-<p>"I haven't the least notion where we really are. I clean forgot to
-notice the road. And I don't care. . . . Here's a signpost though; pull
-into it. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>The lamps would not, however, shine on the arms of the post; they were
-burning dim and showing low. A good deal of fog was in the air. Tietjens
-gave the reins to the girl and got down. He took out the near light and,
-going back a yard or two to the signpost, examined its bewildering
-ghostlinesses. . . .</p>
-
-<p>The girl gave a little squeak that went to his backbone; the hoofs
-clattered unusually; the cart went on. Tietjens went after it; it was
-astonishing; it had completely disappeared. Then he ran into it:
-ghostly, reddish and befogged. It must have got much thicker suddenly.
-The fog swirled all round the near lamp as he replaced it in its socket.</p>
-
-<p>"Did you do that on purpose?" he asked the girl. "Or can't you hold a
-horse?"</p>
-
-<p>"I can't drive a horse," the girl said; "I'm afraid of them. I can't
-drive a motor-bike either. I made that up because I <i>knew</i> you'd say
-you'd rather have taken Gertie over in the side-car than driven with
-me."</p>
-
-<p>"Then do you mind," Tietjens said, "telling me if you know this road at
-all?"</p>
-
-<p>"Not a bit!" she answered cheerfully. "I never drove it in my life. I
-looked it up on the map before we started because I'm sick to death of
-the road we went by. There's a one-horse 'bus from Rye to Tenterden, and
-I've walked from Tenterden to my uncle's over and over again. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"We shall probably be out all night then," Tietjens said. "Do you mind?
-The horse may be tired. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, the poor horse! . . . I <i>meant</i> us to be out all night. . . .
-But the poor horse. . . . What a brute I was not to think of it."</p>
-
-<p>"We're thirteen miles from a place called Brede; eleven and a quarter
-from a place whose name I couldn't read; six and three-quarters from
-somewhere called something like Uddlemere. . . ." Tietjens said. "This
-is the road to Uddlemere."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, that was Grandfather's Wantways all right," she declared. "I know
-it well. It's called 'Grandfather's' because an old gentleman used to
-sit there called Gran'fer Finn. Every Tenterden market day he used to
-sell fleed cakes from a basket to the carts that went by. Tenterden
-market was abolished in 1845&mdash;the effect of the repeal of the Corn
-Laws, you know. As a Tory you ought to be interested in that."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens sat patiently: He could sympathise with her mood; she had now a
-heavy weight off her chest; and, if long acquaintance with his wife had
-not made him able to put up with feminine vagaries, nothing ever would.</p>
-
-<p>"Would you mind," he said then, "telling me . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"If," she interrupted, "that was really Gran'fer Wantways:
-midland English. 'Vent' equals four cross-roads: high French
-<i>carrefour</i>. . . . Or, perhaps, that isn't the right word. But it's
-the way your mind works. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You have, of course, often walked from your uncle's to Gran'fer's
-Wantways," Tietjens said, "with your cousins, taking brandy to the
-invalid in the old toll-gate house. That's how you know the story of
-Grand'fer. You said you had never driven it; but you <i>have</i> walked it.
-That's the way <i>your</i> mind works, isn't it?"</p>
-
-<p>She said: "<i>Oh</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>"Then," Tietjens went on, "would you mind telling me&mdash;for the sake
-of the poor horse&mdash;whether Uddlemere is or isn't on our road home. I
-take it you don't know just this stretch of road, but you know whether it
-is the right road."</p>
-
-<p>"The touch of pathos," the girl said, "is a wrong note. It's you who're
-in mental trouble about the road. The horse isn't. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens let the cart go on another fifty yards; then he said:</p>
-
-<p>"It <i>is</i> the right road. The Uddlemere turning was the right one.
-You wouldn't let the horse go another five steps if it wasn't. You're as
-soppy about horses as . . . as I am."</p>
-
-<p>"There's at least that bond of sympathy between us," she said drily.
-"Gran'fer's Wantways is six and three-quarters miles from Udimore;
-Udimore is exactly five from us; total, eleven and three-quarters;
-twelve and a quarter if you add half a mile for Udimore itself. The name
-is Udimore, not Uddlemere. Local place-name enthusiasts derive this from
-'O'er the mere.' Absurd! Legend as follows: Church builders desiring to
-put church with relic of St. Rumwold in wrong place, voice wailed: 'O'er
-the mere.' Obviously absurd! . . . Putrid! '<i>O'er the</i>' by Grimm's law
-impossible as '<i>Udi</i>'; '<i>mere</i>' not a middle Low German word
-at all. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Why," Tietjens said, "are you giving me all this information?"</p>
-
-<p>"Because," the girl said, "it's the way your mind works. . . . It picks
-up useless facts as silver after you've polished it picks up sulphur
-vapour; and tarnishes! It arranges the useless facts in obsolescent
-patterns and makes Toryism out of them. . . . I've never met a Cambridge
-Tory man before. I thought they were all in museums and you work them up
-again out of bones. That's what father used to say; he was an Oxford
-Disraelian Conservative Imperialist. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"I know of course," Tietjens said.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course you know," the girl said. "You know everything. . . . And
-you've worked everything into absurd principles. You think father was
-unsound because he tried to apply tendencies to life. <i>You</i> want to be
-a Nenglish country gentleman and spin principles out of the newspapers and
-the gossip of horse-fairs. And let the country go to hell, you'll never
-stir a finger except to say I told you so."</p>
-
-<p>She touched him suddenly on the arm:</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Don't</i> mind me!" she said. "It's reaction. I'm so happy. I'm so
-happy."</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"That's all right! That's all right!" But for a minute or two it wasn't
-really. All feminine claws, he said to himself, are sheathed in velvet;
-but they can hurt a good deal if they touch you on the sore places of
-the defects of your qualities&mdash;even merely with the velvet. He added:
-"Your mother works you very hard."</p>
-
-<p>She exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"How you <i>understand</i>. You're amazing: for a man who tries to be a
-sea-anemone!" She said: "Yes, this is the first holiday I've had for
-four solid months; six hours a day typing; four hours a day work for the
-movement; three, housework and gardening; three, mother reading out her
-day's work for slips of the pen. . . . And on the top of it the raid and
-the anxiety. . . . Dreadful anxiety, you know. Suppose mother <i>had</i>
-gone to prison. . . . Oh, I'd have gone mad. . . . Week-days and
-Sundays. . . ." She stopped: "I'm apologising, really," she went on. "Of
-course I ought not to have talked to you like that. You, a great
-Panjandrum; saving the country with your statistics and all. . . . It
-<i>did</i> make you a rather awful figure, you know . . . and the relief to
-find you're . . . oh, a man like oneself with feet of clay. . . . I'd
-dreaded this drive. . . . I'd have dreaded it dreadfully if I hadn't been
-in such a dread about Gertie and the police. And, if I hadn't let off steam
-I should have had to jump out and run beside the cart. . . . I could
-still . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You couldn't," Tietjens said. "You couldn't see the cart."</p>
-
-<p>They had just run into a bank of solid fog that seemed to encounter them
-with a soft, ubiquitous blow. It was blinding; it was deadening to
-sounds; it was in a sense mournful; but it was happy, too, in its
-romantic unusualness. They couldn't see the gleam of the lamps; they
-could hardly hear the step of the horse; the horse had fallen at once to
-a walk. They agreed that neither of them could be responsible for losing
-the way; in the circumstances that was impossible. Fortunately the horse
-would take them somewhere; it had belonged to a local higgler: a man
-that used the roads buying poultry for re-sale. . . . They agreed that
-they had no responsibilities, and after that went on for unmeasured
-hours in silence; the mist growing, but very, very gradually, more
-luminous. . . . Once or twice, at a rise in the road, they saw again the
-stars and the moon, but mistily. On the fourth occasion they had emerged
-into the silver lake; like mermen rising to the surface of a tropical
-sea. . . . Tietjens had said:</p>
-
-<p>"You'd better get down and take the lamp. See if you can find a
-milestone; I'd get down myself, but you might not be able to hold the
-horse. . . ." She had plunged in . . .</p>
-
-<p>And he had sat, feeling he didn't know why, like a Guy Fawkes; up in the
-light, thinking by no means disagreeable thoughts&mdash;intent, like Miss
-Wannop herself, on a complete holiday of forty-eight hours; till Tuesday
-morning! He had to look forward to a long and luxurious day of figures;
-a rest after dinner; half a night more of figures; a Monday devoted to a
-horse-deal in the market-town where he happened to know the
-horse-dealer. The horse-dealer, indeed, was known to every hunting man
-in England! A luxurious, long argument in the atmosphere of
-stable-hartshorn and slow wranglings couched in ostler's epigrams. You
-couldn't have a better day; the beer in the pub probably good, too. Or
-if not that, the claret. . . . The claret in south country inns was
-often quite good; there was no sale for it so it got well kept. . . .</p>
-
-<p>On Tuesday it would close in again, beginning with the meeting of his
-wife's maid at Dover. . . .</p>
-
-<p>He was to have, above all, a holiday from himself and to take it like
-other men; free of his conventions, his strait waist-coatings. . . .</p>
-
-<p>The girl said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm coming up now! I've found out something. . . ." He watched intently
-the place where she must appear; it would give him pointers about the
-impenetrability of mist to the eye.</p>
-
-<p>Her otter skin cap had beads of dew: beads of dew were on her hair
-beneath: she scrambled up, a little awkwardly: her eyes sparkled with
-fun: panting a little: her cheeks bright. Her hair was darkened by the
-wetness of the mist, but she appeared golden in the sudden moonlight.</p>
-
-<p>Before she was quite up, Tietjens almost kissed her. Almost. An all but
-irresistible impulse! He exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"Steady, the Buffs!" in his surprise.</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Well, you might as well have given me a hand." "I found," she went on,
-"a stone that had I.R.D.C. on it, and then the lamp went out. We're not
-on the marsh because we're between quick hedges. That's all I've found.
-. . . But I've worked out what makes me so tart with you. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He couldn't believe she could be so absolutely calm: the after-wash of
-that impulse had been so strong in him that it was as if he had tried to
-catch her to him and had been foiled by her. . . . She ought to be
-indignant, amused, even pleased. . . . She ought to show some
-emotion. . . .</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"It was your silencing me with that absurd non-sequitur about the
-Pimlico clothing factory. It was an insult to my intelligence."</p>
-
-<p>"You recognised that it was a fallacy!" Tietjens said. He was looking
-hard at her. He didn't know what had happened to him. She took a long
-look at him, cool, but with immense eyes. It was as if for a moment
-destiny, which usually let him creep past somehow, had looked at him.
-"Can't," he argued with destiny, "a man want to kiss a schoolgirl in a
-scuffle. . . ." His own voice, a caricature of his own voice, seemed to
-come to him: "Gentlemen don't . . ." He exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"Don't gentlemen? . . ." and then stopped because he realised that he
-had spoken aloud.</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, <i>gentlemen</i> do!" she said, "use fallacies to glide over tight
-places in arguments. And they browbeat schoolgirls with them. It's that,
-that underneath, has been exasperating me with you. You regarded me at
-that date&mdash;three-quarters of a day ago&mdash;as a schoolgirl."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't now!" He added: "Heaven knows I don't now!"</p>
-
-<p>She said: "No; you don't now!"</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"It didn't need your putting up all that blue stocking erudition to
-convince me. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Blue stocking!" she exclaimed contemptuously. "There's nothing of the
-blue stocking about me. I know Latin because father spoke it with us. It
-was your pompous blue socks I was pulling."</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly she began to laugh. Tietjens was feeling sick, physically sick.
-She went on laughing. He stuttered:</p>
-
-<p>"What is it?"</p>
-
-<p>"The sun!" she said, pointing. Above the silver horizon was the sun; not
-a red sun: shining, burnished.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't see . . ." Tietjens said.</p>
-
-<p>"What there is to laugh at?" she asked. "It's the day! . . . The longest
-day's begun . . . and to-morrow's as long. . . . The summer solstice,
-you know. . . . After to-morrow the days shorten towards winter. But
-to-morrow's as long. . . . I'm so glad . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"That we've got through the night? . . ." Tietjens asked.</p>
-
-<p>She looked at him for a long time. "You're not so dreadfully ugly,
-really," she said.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"What's that church?"</p>
-
-<p>Rising out of the mist on a fantastically green knoll, a quarter of a
-mile away, was an unnoticeable place of worship: an oak shingle tower
-roof that shone grey like lead: an impossibly bright weathercock,
-brighter than the sun. Dark elms all round it, holding wetnesses of
-mist.</p>
-
-<p>"Icklesham!" she cried softly. "Oh, we're nearly home. Just above
-Mountby . . . That's the Mountby drive. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Trees existed, black and hoary with the dripping mist. Trees in the
-hedgerow and the avenue that led to Mountby: it made a right-angle just
-before coming into the road and the road went away at right-angles
-across the gate.</p>
-
-<p>"You'll have to pull to the left before you reach the avenue," the girl
-said. "Or as like as not the horse will walk right up to the house. The
-higgler who had him used to buy Lady Claudine's eggs. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens exclaimed barbarously:</p>
-
-<p>"Damn Mountby. I wish we'd never come near it," and he whipped the horse
-into a sudden trot. The hoofs sounded suddenly loud. She placed her hand
-on his gloved driving hand. Had it been his flesh she wouldn't have done
-it.</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"My dear, it couldn't have lasted for ever . . . But you're a good man.
-And very clever. . . . You will get through. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Not ten yards ahead Tietjens saw a tea-tray, the underneath of a
-black-lacquered tea-tray, gliding towards them: mathematically straight,
-just rising from the mist. He shouted: mad: the blood in his head. His
-shout was drowned by the scream of the horse: he had swung it to the
-left. The cart turned up: the horse emerged from the mist: head and
-shoulders: pawing. A stone sea-horse from the fountain of Versailles!
-Exactly that! Hanging in air for an eternity: the girl looking at it,
-leaning slightly forward.</p>
-
-<p>The horse didn't come over backwards: he had loosened the reins. It
-wasn't there any more. The damndest thing that <i>could</i> happen! He had
-known it would happen. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"We're all right now!" There was a crash and scraping: like twenty
-tea-trays: a prolonged sound. They must be scraping along the mud-guard
-of the invisible car. He had the pressure of the horse's mouth: the
-horse was away: going hell for leather. He increased the pressure. The
-girl said:</p>
-
-<p>"I know I'm all right with you."</p>
-
-<p>They were suddenly in bright sunlight: cart: horse: commonplace
-hedgerows. They were going uphill: a steep brae. He wasn't certain she
-hadn't said: "Dear!" or "My dear!" Was it possible after so short . . .?
-But it had been a long night. He was, no doubt, saving her life too. He
-increased his pressure on the horse's mouth gently: up to all his twelve
-stone: all his strength. The hill told too. Steep, white road between
-shaven grass banks!</p>
-
-<p>Stop; damn you! Poor beast . . . The girl fell out of the cart. No!
-jumped clear! Out to the animal's head. It threw its head up. Nearly off
-her feet: she was holding the bit. . . . She couldn't! Tender
-mouth . . . afraid of horses. . . . He said:</p>
-
-<p>"Horse cut!" Her face like a little white blancmange!</p>
-
-<p>"Come quick," she said.</p>
-
-<p>"I must hold a minute," he said, "might go off if I let go to get down.
-Badly cut?"</p>
-
-<p>"Blood running down solid! Like an apron," she said.</p>
-
-<p>He was at last at her side. It was true. But not so much like an apron.
-More like a red, varnished stocking. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"You've a white petticoat on. Get over the hedge; jump it, and take it
-off . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Tear it into strips?" she asked. "Yes!"</p>
-
-<p>He called to her; she was suspended halfway up the bank:</p>
-
-<p>"Tear one half off first. The rest into strips."</p>
-
-<p>She said: "All right!" She didn't go over the quickset as neatly as he
-had expected. No take off. But she was over. . . .</p>
-
-<p>The horse, trembling, was looking down, its nostrils distended, at the
-blood pooling from its near foot. The cut was just on the shoulder. He
-put his left arm right over the horse's eyes. The horse stood it, almost
-with a sigh of relief. . . . A wonderful magnetism with horses. Perhaps
-with women too? God knew. He was almost certain she had said "Dear."</p>
-
-<p>She said: "Here." He caught a round ball of whitish, stuff. He undid it.
-Thank God: what sense! A long, strong, white band. . . . What the devil
-was the hissing. . . . A small, closed car with crumpled mud-guards:
-noiseless nearly: gleaming black . . . God curse it: it passed them:
-stopped ten yards down . . . the horse rearing back: mad! Clean
-mad . . . something like a scarlet and white cockatoo, fluttering out of
-the small car door . . . a general. In full tog. White feathers! Ninety
-medals! Scarlet coat! Black trousers with red stripe. Spurs too,
-by God!</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"God damn you, you bloody swine. Go away!"</p>
-
-<p>The apparition, past the horse's blinkers, said:</p>
-
-<p>"I can, at least, hold the horse for you. I went past to get you out of
-Claudine's sight."</p>
-
-<p>"Damn good-natured of you," Tietjens said as rudely as he could. "You'll
-have to pay for the horse."</p>
-
-<p>The General exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"Damn it all! Why should I? You were driving your beastly camel right
-into my drive."</p>
-
-<p>"You never sounded your horn," Tietjens said.</p>
-
-<p>"I was on private ground," the General shouted. "Besides I did." An
-enraged, scarlet scarecrow, very thin, he was holding the horse's
-bridle. Tietjens was extending the half petticoat, with a measuring eye,
-before the horse's chest. The General said:</p>
-
-<p>"Look here! I've got to take the escort for the Royal party at St.
-Peter-in-Manor, Dover. They're laying the Buff's colours on the altar or
-something."</p>
-
-<p>"You never sounded your horn," Tietjens said. "Why didn't you bring your
-chauffeur? He's a capable man. . . . You talk very big about the widow
-and child. But when it comes to robbing them of fifty quid by
-slaughtering their horse . . ."</p>
-
-<p>The General said:</p>
-
-<p>"What the devil were you doing coming into our drive at five in the
-morning?"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens, who had applied the half petticoat to the horse's chest,
-exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"Pick up that thing and give it me." A thin roll of linen was at his
-feet: it had rolled down from the hedge.</p>
-
-<p>"Can I leave the horse?" the General asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course you can," Tietjens said. "If I can't quiet a horse better
-than you can run a car . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He bound the new linen strips over the petticoat: the horse dropped its
-head, smelling his hand. The General, behind Tietjens, stood back on his
-heels, grasping his gold-mounted sword. Tietjens went on twisting and
-twisting the bandage.</p>
-
-<p>"Look here," the General suddenly bent forward to whisper into Tietjens'
-ear, "what am I to tell Claudine? I believe she saw the girl."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, tell her we came to ask what time you cast off your beastly otter
-hounds," Tietjens said; "that's a matutinal job. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>The General's voice had a really pathetic intonation:</p>
-
-<p>"On a Sunday!" he exclaimed. Then in a tone of relief he added: "I shall
-tell her you were going to early communion in Duchemin's church at
-Pett."</p>
-
-<p>"If you want to add blasphemy to horse-slaughtering as a profession,
-do," Tietjens said. "But you'll have to pay for the horse."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm damned if I will," the General shouted. "I tell you you were
-driving into my drive."</p>
-
-<p>"Then I <i>shall</i>," Tietjens said, "and you know the construction
-you'll put on <i>that</i>."</p>
-
-<p>He straightened his back to look at the horse.</p>
-
-<p>"Go away," he said, "say what you like. Do what you like! But as you go
-through Rye send up the horse-ambulance from the vet's. Don't forget
-that. I'm going to save this horse. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You know, Chris," the General said, "you're the most wonderful hand
-with a horse . . . There isn't another man in England . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"I know it," Tietjens said. "Go away. And send up that ambulance. . . .
-There's your sister getting out of your car. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>The General began:</p>
-
-<p>"I've an awful lot to get explained . . ." But, at a thin scream of:
-"General! General!" he pressed on his sword hilt to keep it from between
-his long, black, scarlet-striped legs, and running to the car pushed
-back into its door a befeathered, black bolster. He waved his hand to
-Tietjens:</p>
-
-<p>"I'll send the ambulance," he called.</p>
-
-<p>The horse, its upper leg swathed with criss-crosses of white through
-which a purple stain was slowly penetrating, stood motionless, its head
-hanging down, mule-like, under the blinding sun. To ease it Tietjens
-began to undo the trace. The girl hopped over the hedge and, scrambling
-down, began to help him.</p>
-
-<p>"Well. <i>My</i> reputation's gone," she said cheerfully.</p>
-
-<p>"I know what Lady Claudine is. . . . Why did you try to quarrel with the
-General? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, you'd better," Tietjens said wretchedly, "have a law-suit with him.
-It'll account for . . . for your not going to Mountby . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You think of everything," she said.</p>
-
-<p>They wheeled the cart backwards off the motionless horse. Tietjens moved
-it two yards forward&mdash;to get it out of sight of its own blood. Then
-they sat down side by side on the slope of the bank.</p>
-
-<p>"Tell me about Groby," the girl said at last.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens began to tell her about his home. . . . There was, in front of
-it, an avenue that turned into the road at right angles. Just like the
-one at Mountby.</p>
-
-<p>"My great-great-grandfather made it," Tietjens said. "He liked privacy
-and didn't want the house visible by vulgar people on the road . . .
-just like the fellow who planned Mountby, no doubt. . . . But it's
-beastly dangerous with motors. We shall have to alter it . . . just at
-the bottom of a dip. We can't have horses hurt. . . . You'll see . . ."
-It came suddenly into his head that he wasn't perhaps the father of the
-child who was actually the heir to that beloved place over which
-generation after generation had brooded. Ever since Dutch William! A
-damn Nonconformist swine!</p>
-
-<p>On the bank his knees were almost level with his chin. He felt himself
-slipping down.</p>
-
-<p>"If I ever take you there . . ." he began.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, but you never will," she said.</p>
-
-<p>The child wasn't his. The heir to Groby! All his brother's were
-childless . . . There was a deep well in the stable yard. He had meant
-to teach the child how, if you dropped a pebble in, you waited to count
-twenty-three. And there came up a whispering roar. . . . But not his
-child! Perhaps he hadn't even the power to beget children. His married
-brothers hadn't. . . . Clumsy sobs shook him. It was the dreadful injury
-to the horse which had finished him. He felt as if the responsibility
-were his. The poor beast had trusted him and he had smashed it up. Miss
-Wannop had her arm over his shoulder.</p>
-
-<p>"My dear!" she said, "you won't ever take me to Groby . . . It's
-perhaps . . . oh . . . short acquaintance; but I feel you're the
-splendidest . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He thought: "It <i>is</i> rather short acquaintance."</p>
-
-<p>He felt a great deal of pain, over which there presided the tall,
-eel-skin, blonde figure of his wife. . . .</p>
-
-<p>The girl said:</p>
-
-<p>"There's a fly coming!" and removed her arm.</p>
-
-<p>A fly drew up before them with a blear-eyed driver. He said General
-Campion had kicked him out of bed, from beside his old woman. He wanted
-a pound to take them to Mrs. Wannop's, waked out of his beauty sleep and
-all. The knacker's cart was following.</p>
-
-<p>"You'll take Miss Wannop home at once," Tietjens said, "she's got her
-mother's breakfast to see to. . . . I shan't leave the horse till the
-knacker's van comes."</p>
-
-<p>The fly-driver touched his age-green hat with his whip.</p>
-
-<p>"Aye," he said thickly, putting a sovereign into his waistcoat pocket.
-"Always the gentleman . . . a merciful man is merciful also to his
-beast. . . . But I wouldn't leave my little wooden 'ut, nor miss my
-breakfast, for no beast. . . . Some do and some . . . do not."</p>
-
-<p>He drove off with the girl in the interior of his antique
-conveyance.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens remained on the slope of the bank, in the strong sunlight,
-beside the drooping horse. It had done nearly forty miles and lost, at
-last, a lot of blood.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I suppose I could get the governor to pay fifty quid for it. They want
-the money. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"But it wouldn't be playing the game!"</p>
-
-<p>A long time afterwards he said:</p>
-
-<p>"Damn all principles!" And then:</p>
-
-<p>"But one has to keep on going. . . . Principles are like a skeleton map
-of a country&mdash;you know whether you're going east or north."</p>
-
-<p>The knacker's cart lumbered round the corner.</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="PART_II">PART II</a></h4>
-
-
-
-
-<h4><a id="I_II">I</a></h4>
-
-
-<p>Sylvia Tietjens rose from her end of the lunch-table and swayed along
-it, carrying her plate. She still wore her hair in bandeaux and her
-skirts as long as she possibly could: she didn't, she said, with her
-height, intend to be taken for a girl guide. She hadn't, in complexion,
-in figure or in the languor of her gestures, aged by a minute. You
-couldn't discover in the skin of her face any deadness: in her eyes the
-shade more of fatigue than she intended to express, but she had
-purposely increased her air of scornful insolence. That was because she
-felt that her hold over men increased to the measure of her coldness.
-Someone, she knew, had once said of a dangerous woman, that when she
-entered the room every woman kept her husband on the leash. It was
-Sylvia's pleasure to think that, before she went out of that room, all
-the women in it realised with mortification&mdash;that they needn't! For if
-coolly and distinctly she had said on entering: "Nothing doing!" as
-barmaids will to the enterprising, she couldn't more plainly have
-conveyed to the other women that she had no use for their treasured
-rubbish.</p>
-
-<p>Once, on the edge of a cliff in Yorkshire, where the moors come above
-the sea, during one of the tiresome shoots that are there the fashion, a
-man had bidden her observe the demeanour of the herring gulls below.
-They were dashing from rock to rock on the cliff face, screaming, with
-none of the dignity of gulls. Some of them even let fall the herrings
-that they had caught and she saw the pieces of silver dropping into the
-blue motion. The man told her to look up; high, circling and continuing
-for a long time to circle; illuminated by the sunlight below, like a
-pale flame against the sky was a bird. The man told her that that was
-some sort of fish-eagle or hawk. Its normal habit was to chase the gulls
-which, in their terror, would drop their booty of herrings, whereupon
-the eagle would catch the fish before it struck the water. At the moment
-the eagle was not on duty, but the gulls were just as terrified as if it
-had been.</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia stayed for a long time watching the convolutions of the eagle. It
-pleased her to see that, though nothing threatened the gulls, they yet
-screamed and dropped their herrings . . . The whole affair reminded her
-of herself in her relationship to the ordinary women of the barnyard. . . .
-Not that there was the breath of a scandal against herself; that she
-very well knew, and it was her preoccupation just as turning down nice
-men&mdash;the "really nice men" of commerce&mdash;was her hobby.</p>
-
-<p>She practiced every kind of "turning down" on these creatures: the
-really nice ones, with the Kitchener moustaches, the seal's brown eyes,
-the honest, thrilling voices, the clipped words, the straight backs and the
-admirable records&mdash;as long as you didn't enquire <i>too</i> closely.
-Once, in the early days of the Great Struggle, a young man&mdash;she
-<i>had</i> smiled at him in mistake for some one more trustable&mdash;had
-followed in a taxi, hard on her motor, and flushed with wine, glory and the
-firm conviction that all women in that lurid carnival had become common
-property, had burst into her door from the public stairs. . . . She had
-overtopped him by the forehead and before a few minutes were up she
-seemed to him to have become ten foot high with a gift of words that
-scorched his backbone and the voice of a frozen marble statue: a
-<i>chaud-froid</i> effect. He had come in like a stallion, red eyed, and
-all his legs off the ground: he went down the stairs like a half-drowned
-rat, with dim eyes and really looking wet, for some reason or other.</p>
-
-<p>Yet she hadn't really told him more than the way one should behave to
-the wives of one's brother officers then actually in the line, a point
-of view that, with her intimates, she daily agreed was pure bosh. But it
-must have seemed to him like the voice of his mother&mdash;when his mother
-had been much younger, of course&mdash;speaking from paradise, and his
-conscience had contrived the rest of his general wetness. This, however,
-had been melodrama and war stuff at that: it hadn't, therefore,
-interested her. She preferred to inflict deeper and more quiet pains.</p>
-
-<p>She could, she flattered herself, tell the amount of empressement which
-a man would develop about herself at the first glance&mdash;the amount and
-the quality too. And from not vouchsafing a look at all, or a look of
-the barest and most incurious to some poor devil who even on
-introduction couldn't conceal his desires, to letting, after dinner, a
-measured glance travel from the right foot of a late dinner partner,
-diagonally up the ironed fold of the right trouser to the watch pocket,
-diagonally still, across the shirt front, pausing at the stud and so,
-rather more quickly away over the left shoulder, while the poor fellow
-stood appalled, with his dinner going wrong&mdash;from the milder note to
-the more pronounced she ran the whole gamut of "turnings down." The poor
-fellows next day would change their bootmakers, their sock merchants,
-their tailors, the designers of their dress-studs and shirts: they would
-sigh even to change the cut of their faces, communing seriously with
-their after-breakfast mirrors. But they knew in their hearts that
-calamity came from the fact that she hadn't deigned to look into their
-eyes. . . . Perhaps hadn't dared was the right word!</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia, herself, would have cordially acknowledged that it might have
-been. She knew that, like her intimates&mdash;all the Elizabeths, Alixs,
-and Lady Moiras of the smooth-papered, be-photographed weekly
-journals&mdash;she was man-mad. It was the condition, indeed, of their
-intimacy as of their eligibilities for reproduction on hot-pressed
-paper. They went about in bands with, as it were, a cornfield of feather
-boas floating above them, though to be sure no one <i>wore</i> feather
-boas; they shortened their hairs and their skirts and flattened, as far
-as possible, their chest developments, which <i>does</i> give, oh, you
-know . . . a <i>certain</i> . . . They adopted demeanours as
-like as possible&mdash;and yet how unlike&mdash;to those of waitresses in
-tea-shops frequented by city men. And one reads in police court reports
-of raids what <i>those</i> are! Probably they were, in action, as
-respectable as any body of women; <i>more</i> respectable, probably,
-than the great middle class of before the war, and certainly spotless by
-comparison with their own upper servants whose morals, merely as
-recorded in the divorce court statistics&mdash;<i>that</i> she had from
-Tietjens&mdash;would put to shame even those of Welsh or lowland Scotch
-villages. Her mother was accustomed to say that she was sure her butler
-would get to heaven, simply because the Recording Angel, being an
-angel&mdash;and, as such, delicately minded&mdash;wouldn't have the face
-to put down, much less read out, the least venial of Morgan's
-offences. . . .</p>
-
-<p>And, sceptical as she was by nature, Sylvia Tietjens didn't really
-even believe in the capacity for immoralities of her friends. She didn't
-believe that any one of them was seriously what the French would call
-the <i>maîtresse en tître</i> of any particular man. Passion wasn't,
-at least, their strong suit: they left that to more&mdash;or to
-less&mdash;august circles. The Duke of A . . . and all the little
-A's . . . might be the children of the morose and passion-stricken Duke of
-B . . . instead of the still more morose but less passionate late Duke of
-A . . . Mr. C, the Tory statesman and late Foreign Minister, might equally
-be the father of all the children of the Tory Lord Chancellor
-E . . . The Whig front benches, the gloomy and disagreeable Russells
-and Cavendishes trading off these&mdash;again French&mdash;<i>collages
-sérieux</i> against the matrimonial divagations of their own Lord F and
-Mr. G. . . . But those amorous of heavily titled and born front benchers
-were rather of august politics. The hot-pressed weekly journals never
-got hold of them: the parties to them didn't, for one thing, photograph
-well, being old, uglyish and terribly, badly dressed. They were matter
-rather for the memoirs of the indiscreet, already written, but not to
-see the light for fifty years. . . .</p>
-
-<p>The affairs of her own set, female front benchers of one side or other
-as they were, were more tenuous. If they ever came to heads, their
-affairs, they had rather the nature of promiscuity and took place at the
-country houses where bells rang at five in the morning. Sylvia had heard
-of such country houses, but she didn't know of any. She imagined that
-they might be the baronial halls of such barons of the crown as had
-patronymics ending in schen . . . stein . . . and baum. There were
-getting to be a good many of these, but Sylvia did not visit them. She
-had in her that much of the papist.</p>
-
-<p>Certain of her more brilliant girl friends certainly made very sudden
-marriages; but the averages of those were not markedly higher than in
-the case of the daughters of doctors, solicitors, the clergy, the lord
-mayors and common councilmen. They were the product usually of the more
-informal type of dance, of inexperience and champagne&mdash;of
-champagne of unaccustomed strength or of champagne taken in unusual
-circumstances&mdash;fasting as often as not. They were, these hasty
-marriages, hardly ever the result of either passion or temperamental
-lewdness.</p>
-
-<p>In her own case&mdash;years ago now&mdash;she had certainly been taken
-advantage of, after champagne, by a married man called Drake. A bit of a
-brute she acknowledged him now to be. But after the event passion had
-developed: intense on her side and quite intense enough on his. When; in a
-scare that had been as much her mother's as her own, she had led Tietjens
-on and married him in Paris to be out of the way&mdash;though it was
-fortunate that the English Catholic church of the Avenue Hoche had been the
-scene of her mother's marriage also, thus establishing a precedent and an
-ostensible reason!&mdash;there had been dreadful scenes right up to the
-very night of the marriage. She had hardly to close her eyes in order to
-see the Paris hotel bedroom, the distorted face of Drake, who was mad with
-grief and jealousy, against a background of white things, flowers and
-the like, sent in overnight for the wedding. She knew that she had been
-very near death. She had wanted death.</p>
-
-<p>And even now she had only to see the name of Drake in the
-paper&mdash;her mother's influence with the pompous front bencher of the
-Upper House, her cousin, had put Drake in the way of colonial promotions
-that were recorded in gazettes&mdash;nay, she had only involuntarily to
-think of that night and she would stop dead, speaking or walking, drive her
-nails into her palms and groan slightly. . . . She had to invent a chronic
-stitch in her heart to account for this groan which ended in a mumble and
-seemed to herself to degrade her. . . .</p>
-
-<p>The miserable memory would come, ghost-like, at any time, anywhere. She
-would see Drake's face, dark against the white things; she would feel
-the thin night-gown lipping off her shoulder; but most of all she would
-seem, in darkness that excluded the light of any room in which she might
-be, to be transfused by the mental agony that there she had felt: the
-longing for the brute who had mangled her: the dreadful pain of the
-mind. The odd thing was that the sight of Drake himself, whom she had
-seen several times since the outbreak of the war, left her completely
-without emotion. She had no aversion, but no longing for him. . . . She
-had, nevertheless, longing, but she knew it was longing merely to
-experience again that dreadful feeling. And not with Drake. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Her "turnings down" then of the really nice men, if it were a sport, was
-a sport not without a spice of danger. She imagined that, after a
-success, she must feel much of the exhilaration that men told her they
-felt after bringing off a clean right and left, and no doubt she felt
-some of the emotions that the same young men felt when they were out
-shooting with beginners. Her personal chastity she now cherished much as
-she cherished her personal cleanliness and persevered in her Swedish
-exercises after her baths before an open window, her rides afterwards,
-and her long nights of dancing which she would pursue in any room that
-was decently ventilated. Indeed, the two sides of life were, in her
-mind, intimately connected: she kept herself attractive by her skilfully
-selected exercises and cleanlinesses: and the same fatigues, healthful
-as they were, kept her in the mood for chastity of life. She had done so
-ever since her return to her husband; and this not because of any
-attachment to her husband or to virtue as such, as because she had made the
-pact with herself out of caprice and meant to keep it. She <i>had</i> to
-have men at her feet: that was, as it were, the price of her&mdash;purely
-social&mdash;daily bread: as it was the price of the daily bread of her
-intimates. She was, and had been for many years, absolutely continent.
-And so very likely were, and had been, all her Moiras, and Megs, and Lady
-Marjories&mdash;but she was perfectly aware that they had to have, above
-their assemblies as it were, a light vapour of the airs and habits of
-the brothel. The public demanded that . . . a light vapour, like the
-slight traces of steam that she had seen, glutinously adhering to the
-top of the water in the crocodile-houses of the Zoo.</p>
-
-<p>It was, indeed, the price; and she was aware that she had been lucky.
-Not many of the hastily-married young women of her set really kept their
-heads above water <i>in</i> her set: for a season you would read that Lady
-Marjorie and Captain Hunt, after her presentation at Court on the
-occasion of her marriage, were to be seen at Roehampton, at Goodwood and
-the like: photographs of the young couple, striding along with the
-palings of the Row behind them, would appear for a month or so. Then the
-records of their fashionable doings would transfer themselves to the
-lists of the attendants and attachés of distant vice-regal courts in
-tropics bad for the complexion. "And then no more of he and she," as
-Sylvia put it.</p>
-
-<p>In her case it hadn't been so bad, but it had been nearish. She had
-had the advantage of being an only daughter of a very rich woman: her
-husband wasn't just any Captain Hunt to stick on a vice-regal staff. He
-was in a first-class office and when Angélique wrote notes on the young
-menage she could&mdash;Angélique's ideas of these things being
-hazy&mdash;always refer to the husband as the future Lord Chancellor or
-Ambassador to Vienna. And their little, frightfully expensive
-establishment&mdash;to which her mother, who had lived with them had
-very handsomely contributed&mdash;had floated them over the first
-dangerous two years. They had entertained like mad, and two
-much-canvassed scandals had had their beginnings in Sylvia's small
-drawing-room. She had been quite established when she had gone off with
-Perowne. . . .</p>
-
-<p>And coming back had not been so difficult. She had expected it would be,
-but it hadn't. Tietjens had stipulated for large rooms in Gray's Inn.
-That hadn't seemed to her to be reasonable; but she imagined that he
-wanted to be near his friend and, though she had no gratitude to
-Tietjens for taking her back and nothing but repulsion from the idea of
-living in his house, as they were making a bargain, she owed it to
-herself to be fair. She had never swindled a railway company, brought
-dutiable scent past a custom-house or represented to a second-hand
-dealer that her clothes were less worn than they were, though with her
-prestige she could actually have done this. It was fair that Tietjens
-should live where he wished and live there they did, their very tall
-windows looking straight into those of Macmaster across the Georgian
-quadrangle.</p>
-
-<p>They had two floors of a great building, and that gave them a great deal
-of space, the breakfast-room, in which during the war they also lunched,
-was an immense room, completely lined with books that were nearly all
-calf-backed, with an immense mirror over an immense, carved, yellow and
-white marble mantelpiece, and three windows that, in their great height,
-with the spideriness of their divisions and their old, bulging
-glass&mdash;some of the panes were faintly violet in age&mdash;gave to the
-room an eighteenth century distinction. It suited, she admitted, Tietjens,
-who was an eighteenth century figure of the Dr. Johnson type&mdash;the only
-eighteenth century type of which she knew, except for that of the beau
-something who wore white satin and ruffles, went to Bath and must have
-been indescribably tiresome.</p>
-
-<p>Above, she had a great white drawing-room, with fixings that she knew
-were eighteenth century and to be respected. For Tietjens&mdash;again she
-admitted&mdash;had a marvellous gift for old furniture: he despised it as
-such, but he knew it down to the ground. Once when her friend Lady Moira
-had been deploring the expense of having her new, little house furnished
-from top to toe under the advice of Sir John Robertson, the specialist
-(the Moiras had sold Arlington Street stock, lock and barrel to some
-American), Tietjens, who had come in to tea and had been listening
-without speaking, had said, with the soft good nature, rather
-sentimental in tone, that once in a blue moon he would bestow on her
-prettiest friends:</p>
-
-<p>"You had better let me do it for you."</p>
-
-<p>Taking a look round Sylvia's great drawing-room, with the white panels,
-the Chinese lacquer screens, the red lacquer and ormolu cabinets and the
-immense blue and pink carpet (and Sylvia knew that if only for the three
-panels by a fellow called Fragonard, bought just before Fragonards had
-been boomed by the late King, her drawing-room was something
-remarkable). Lady Moira had said to Tietjens, rather flutteringly and
-almost with the voice with which she began one of her affairs:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, if you only <i>would</i>."</p>
-
-<p>He had done it, and he had done it for a quarter of the estimate of Sir
-John Robertson. He had done it without effort, as if with a roll or two
-of his elephantine shoulders, for he seemed to know what was in every
-dealer's and auctioneer's catalogue by looking at the green halfpenny
-stamp on the wrapper. And, still more astonishingly, he had made love to
-Lady Moira&mdash;they had stopped twice with the Moiras in Gloucestershire
-and the Moiras had three times week-ended with Mrs. Satterthwaite as the
-Tietjens' <i>invités</i>. . . . Tietjens had made love to Lady Moira quite
-prettily and sufficiently to tide Moira over until she was ready to
-begin her affair with Sir William Heathly.</p>
-
-<p>For the matter of that, Sir John Robertson, the specialist in old
-furniture, challenged by Lady Moira to pick holes in her beautiful
-house, had gone there, poked his large spectacles against cabinets,
-smelt the varnish of table tops and bitten the backs of chairs in his
-ancient and short-sighted way, and had then told Lady Moira that
-Tietjens had bought her nothing that wasn't worth a bit more than he had
-given for it. This increased their respect for the old fellow: it
-explained his several millions. For, if the old fellow proposed to make
-out of a friend like Moira a profit of 300 per cent.&mdash;limiting it to
-that out of sheer affection for a pretty woman&mdash;what wouldn't he
-make out of a natural&mdash;and national&mdash;enemy like a United States
-senator!</p>
-
-<p>And the old man took a great fancy to Tietjens himself&mdash;which
-Tietjens, to Sylvia's bewilderment, did not resent. The old man would come
-in to tea and, if Tietjens were present, would stay for hours talking about
-old furniture. Tietjens would listen without talking. Sir John would
-expatiate over and over again about this to Mrs. Tietjens. It was
-extraordinary. Tietjens went purely by instinct: by taking a glance at a
-thing and chancing its price. According to Sir John one of the most
-remarkable feats of the furniture trade had been Tietjens' purchase of
-the Hemingway bureau for Lady Moira. Tietjens, in his dislikeful way,
-had bought this at a cottage sale for £3 10s., and had told Lady Moira
-it was the best piece she would ever possess: Lady Moira had gone to the
-sale with him. Other dealers present had hardly looked at it: Tietjens
-certainly hadn't opened it. But at Lady Moira's, poking his spectacles
-into the upper part of the glazed piece, Sir John had put his nose
-straight on the little bit of inserted yellow wood by a hinge, bearing
-signature, name and date: "Jno. Hemingway, Bath, 1784." Sylvia
-remembered them because Sir John told her so often. It was a lost
-"piece" that the furnishing world had been after for many years.</p>
-
-<p>For that exploit the old man seemed to love Tietjens. That he loved
-Sylvia herself, she was quite aware. He fluttered round her tremulously,
-gave fantastic entertainments in her honour and was the only man she had
-never turned down. He had a harem, so it was said, in an enormous house
-at Brighton or somewhere. But it was another sort of love he bestowed on
-Tietjens: the rather pathetic love that the aged bestow on their
-possible successors in office.</p>
-
-<p>Once Sir John came into tea and quite formally and with a sort of
-portentousness announced that that was his seventy-first birthday, and
-that he was a broken man. He seriously proposed that Tietjens should come
-into partnership with him with the reversion of the business&mdash;not,
-of course, of his private fortune. Tietjens had listened amiably, asking
-a detail or two of Sir John's proposed arrangement. Then he had said,
-with the rather caressing voice that he now and then bestowed on a
-pretty woman, that he didn't think it would do. There would be too much
-beastly money about it. As a career it would be more congenial to him
-than his office . . . but there was too much beastly money about it.</p>
-
-<p>Once more, a little to Sylvia's surprise&mdash;but men are queer
-creatures!&mdash;Sir John seemed to see this objection as quite reasonable,
-though he heard it with regret and combated it feebly. He went away with
-a relieved jauntiness; for, if he couldn't have Tietjens he couldn't;
-and he invited Sylvia to dine with him somewhere where they were going
-to have something fabulous and very nasty at about two guineas the ounce
-on the menu. Something like that! And during dinner Sir John had
-entertained her by singing the praises of her husband. He said that
-Tietjens was much too great a gentleman to be wasted on the old
-furniture trade: that was why he hadn't persisted. But he sent by Sylvia
-a message to the effect that if ever Tietjens <i>did</i> come to be in want
-of money . . .</p>
-
-<p>Occasionally Sylvia was worried to know why people&mdash;as they
-sometimes did&mdash;told her that her husband had great gifts. To her he
-was merely unaccountable. His actions and opinions seemed simply the
-products of caprice&mdash;like her own and, since she knew that most of her
-own manifestations were a matter of contrariety, she abandoned the habit of
-thinking much about him.</p>
-
-<p>But gradually and dimly she began to see that Tietjens had, at least, a
-consistency of character and a rather unusual knowledge of life. This
-came to her when she had to acknowledge that their move to the Inn of
-Court had been a social success and had suited herself. When they had
-discussed the change at Lobscheid&mdash;or rather when Sylvia had
-unconditionally given in to every stipulation of Tietjens!&mdash;he had
-predicted almost exactly what would happen, though it had been the
-affair of her mother's cousin's opera box that had most impressed her.
-He had told her, at Lobscheid, that he had no intention of interfering
-with her social level, and he was convinced that he was not going to. He
-had thought about it a good deal.</p>
-
-<p>She hadn't much listened to him. She had thought, firstly, that he was a
-fool and, secondly, that he <i>did</i> mean to hurt her. And she
-acknowledged that he had a certain right. If, after she had been off with
-another man, she asked this one still to extend to her the honour of his
-name and the shelter of his roof, she had no right to object to his terms.
-Her only decent revenge on him was to live afterwards with such
-equanimity as to let him know the mortification of failure.</p>
-
-<p>But at Lobscheid he had talked a lot of nonsense, as it had seemed to
-her: a mixture of prophecy and politics. The Chancellor of the Exchequer
-of that date had been putting pressure on the great landlords: the great
-landlords had been replying by cutting down their establishments and
-closing their town houses&mdash;not to any great extent, but enough to make
-a very effective gesture of it, and so as to raise a considerable clamour
-from footmen and milliners. The Tietjens&mdash;both of them&mdash;were of
-the great landowning class: they could adopt that gesture of shutting up
-their Mayfair house and going to live in a wilderness. All the more if
-they made their wilderness a thoroughly comfortable affair!</p>
-
-<p>He had counselled her to present this aspect of the matter to her
-mother's cousin, the morosely portentous Rugeley. Rugeley was a great
-landowner&mdash;almost the greatest of all; and he was a landowner obsessed
-with a sense of his duties both to his dependants and his even remote
-relatives. Sylvia had only, Tietjens said, to go to the Duke and tell
-him that the Chancellor's exactions had forced them to this move, but
-that they had done it partly as a protest, and the Duke would accept it
-almost as a personal tribute to himself. <i>He</i> couldn't, even as a
-protest, be expected to shut up Mexborough or reduce his expenses. But,
-if his humbler relatives spiritedly did, he would almost certainly make
-it up to them. And Rugeley's favours were on the portentous scale of
-everything about him. "I shouldn't wonder," Tietjens had said, "if he
-didn't lend you the Rugeley box to entertain in."</p>
-
-<p>And that is exactly what had happened.</p>
-
-<p>The Duke&mdash;who must have kept a register of his remotest
-cousins&mdash;had, shortly before their return to London, heard that
-this young couple had parted with every prospect of a large and
-disagreeable scandal. He had approached Mrs. Satterthwaite&mdash;for
-whom he had a gloomy affection&mdash;and he had been pleased to hear
-that the rumour was a gross libel. So that, when the young couple
-actually turned up again&mdash;from Russia!&mdash;Rugeley, who perceived
-that they were not only together, but to all appearances quite united,
-was determined not only to make it up to them, but to show, in order to
-abash their libellers as signal a mark of his favour as he could
-without inconvenience to himself. He, therefore, twice&mdash;being a
-widower&mdash;invited Mrs. Satterthwaite to entertain for him, Sylvia to
-invite the guests, and then had Mrs. Tietjens' name placed on the roll
-of those who could have the Rugeley box at the opera, on application at
-the Rugeley estate office, when it wasn't wanted. This was a very great
-privilege and Sylvia had known how to make the most if it.</p>
-
-<p>On the other hand, on the occasion of their conversation at Lobscheid,
-Tietjens had prophesied what at the time seemed to her a lot of tosh. It
-had been two or three years before, but Tietjens had said that about the
-time grouse-shooting began, in 1914, a European conflagration would take
-place which would shut up half the houses in Mayfair and beggar their
-inhabitants. He had patiently supported his prophecy with financial
-statistics as to the approaching bankruptcy of various European powers
-and the growingly acquisitive skill and rapacity of the inhabitants of
-Great Britain. She had listened to that with some attention: it had
-seemed to her rather like the usual nonsense talked in country
-houses&mdash;where, irritatingly, he never talked. But she liked to be able
-to have a picturesque fact or two with which to support herself when she
-too, to hold attention, wanted to issue moving statements as to
-revolutions, anarchies and strife in the offing. And she had noticed
-that when she magpied Tietjens' conversations more serious men in
-responsible positions were apt to argue with her and to pay her more
-attention than before. . . .</p>
-
-<p>And now, walking along the table with her plate in her hand, she could
-not but acknowledge that, triumphantly&mdash;and very comfortably for
-her!&mdash;Tietjens had been right! In the third year of the war it was
-very convenient to have a dwelling, cheap, comfortable, almost august and
-so easy to work that you could have, at a pinch, run it with one maid,
-though the faithful Hullo Central had not let it come to that yet. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Being near Tietjens she lifted her plate, which contained two cold
-cutlets in aspic and several leaves of salad: she wavered a little to
-one side and, with a circular motion of her hand, let the whole contents
-fly at Tietjens' head. She placed the plate on the table and drifted
-slowly towards the enormous mirror over the fireplace.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm bored," she said. "Bored! Bored!"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens had moved slightly as she had thrown: the cutlets and most
-of the salad leaves had gone over his shoulder. But one, couched, very
-green leaf was on his shoulder-strap, and the oil and vinegar
-from the plate&mdash;Sylvia <i>knew</i> that she took too much of all
-condiments&mdash;had splashed from the revers of his tunic to his green
-staff-badges. She was glad that she had hit him as much as that: it
-meant that her marksmanship had not been quite rotten. She was glad,
-too, that she had missed him. She was also supremely indifferent. It had
-occurred to her to do it and she had done it. Of that she was glad!</p>
-
-<p>She looked at herself for some time in the mirror of bluish depths. She
-pressed her immense bandeaux with both hands on to her ears. She was all
-right: high-featured: alabaster complexion&mdash;but that was mostly the
-mirror's doing&mdash;beautiful, long, cool hands&mdash;what man's forehead
-wouldn't long for them? . . . And that hair! What man wouldn't think of
-it, unloosed on white shoulders! . . . Well, Tietjens wouldn't! Or,
-perhaps, he did . . . she hoped he did, curse him, for he never saw that
-sight. Obviously sometimes, at night, with a little whisky taken he must
-want to!</p>
-
-<p>She rang the bell and bade Hullo Central sweep the plateful from the
-carpet; Hullo Central, tall and dark, looking with wide-open eyes,
-motionlessly at nothing.</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia went along the bookshelves, pausing over a book back, "<i>Vitae
-Hominum Notiss</i> . . ." in gilt, irregular capitals pressed deep into the
-old leather. At the first long window she supported herself by the
-blind-cord. She looked out and back into the room.</p>
-
-<p>"There's that veiled woman!" she said, "going into eleven. . . . It's
-two o'clock, of course. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She looked at her husband's back hard, the clumsy khaki back that was
-getting round-shouldered now. Hard! She wasn't going to miss a motion or
-a stiffening.</p>
-
-<p>"I've found out who it is!" she said, "and who she goes to. I got it out
-of the porter." She waited. Then she added:</p>
-
-<p>"It's the woman you travelled down from Bishop's Auckland with. On the
-day war was declared."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens turned solidly round in his chair. She knew he would do that
-out of stiff politeness, so it meant nothing.</p>
-
-<p>His face was whitish in the pale light, but it was always whitish since
-he had come back from France and passed his day in a tin hut among dust
-heaps. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"So you saw me!" But that, too, was mere politeness.</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Of course the whole crowd of us from Claudine's saw you! It was old
-Campion who said she was a Mrs. . . . I've forgotten the name."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I imagined he would know her. I saw him looking in from the
-corridor!"</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Is she your mistress, or only Macmaster's, or the mistress of both of
-you? It would be like you to have a mistress in common. . . . She's got
-a mad husband, hasn't she? A clergyman."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"She hasn't!"</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia checked suddenly in her next questions, and Tietjens, who in
-these discussions never manœuvred for position, said:</p>
-
-<p>"She has been Mrs. Macmaster over six months."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"She married him then the day after her husband's death."</p>
-
-<p>She drew a long breath and added:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't care. . . . She has been coming here every Friday for three
-years. . . . I tell you I shall expose her unless that little beast pays
-you to-morrow the money he owes you. . . . God knows you need it!" She
-said then hurriedly, for she didn't know how Tietjens might take that
-proposition:</p>
-
-<p>"Mrs. Wannop rang up this morning to know who was . . . oh! . . . the
-evil genius of the Congress of Vienna. Who, by the by, is Mrs. Wannop's
-secretary? She wants to see you this afternoon. About war babies!"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Mrs. Wannop hasn't got a secretary. It's her daughter who does her
-ringing-up."</p>
-
-<p>"The girl," Sylvia said, "you were so potty about at that horrible
-afternoon Macmaster gave. Has she had a war baby by you? They all say
-she's your mistress."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"No, Miss Wannop isn't my mistress. Her mother has had a commission to
-write an article about war babies. I told her yesterday there weren't
-any war babies to speak of, and she's upset because she won't be able to
-make a sensational article. She wants to try and make me change my
-mind."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"It <i>was</i> Miss Wannop at that beastly affair of your friend's?"
-Sylvia asked. "And I suppose the woman who received was Mrs.
-What's-er-name: your other mistress. An unpleasant show. I don't think much
-of your taste. The one where all the horrible geniuses in London were?
-There was a man like a rabbit talked to me about how to write poetry."</p>
-
-<p>"That's no good as an identification of the party," Tietjens said.
-"Macmaster gives a party every Friday, not Saturday. He has for years.
-Mrs. Macmaster goes there every Friday. To act as hostess. She has for
-years. Miss Wannop goes there every Friday after she has done work for
-her mother. To support Mrs. Macmaster. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"She has for years!" Sylvia mocked him. "And you go there every Friday!
-to croodle over Miss Wannop. Oh, Christopher!"&mdash;she adopted a mock
-pathetic voice&mdash;"I never did have much opinion of your taste . . . but
-not <i>that</i>! Don't let it be that. Put her back. She's too young for
-you. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"All the geniuses in London," Tietjens continued equably, "go to
-Macmaster's every Friday. He has been trusted with the job of giving
-away Royal Literary Bounty money: that's why they go. They go: that's
-why he was given his C.B."</p>
-
-<p>"I should not have thought they counted," Sylvia said.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course they count," Tietjens said. "They write for the Press. They
-can get anybody anything . . . except themselves!"</p>
-
-<p>"Like you!" Sylvia said; "exactly like you! They're a lot of bribed
-squits."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, no," Tietjens said. "It isn't done obviously or discreditably.
-Don't believe that Macmaster distributes forty-pounders yearly of bounty
-on condition that he gets advancement. He hasn't, himself, the least
-idea of how it works, except by his atmosphere."</p>
-
-<p>"I never knew a beastlier atmosphere," Sylvia said. "It <i>reeked</i> of
-rabbit's food."</p>
-
-<p>"You're quite mistaken," Tietjens said; "that is the Russian leather of
-the backs of the specially bound presentation copies in the <i>large</i>
-bookcase."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know what you're talking about," Sylvia said. "What <i>are</i>
-presentation copies? I should have thought you'd had enough of the
-beastly Russian smells Kiev stunk of."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens considered for a moment.</p>
-
-<p>"No! I don't remember it," he said. "Kiev? . . . Oh, it's where we
-were . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You put half your mother's money," Sylvia said, "into the Government of
-Kiev 12½ per cent. City Tramways. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>At that Tietjens certainly winced, a type of wincing that Sylvia hadn't
-wanted.</p>
-
-<p>"You're not fit to go out to-morrow," she said. "I shall wire to old
-Campion."</p>
-
-<p>"Mrs. Duchemin," Tietjens said woodenly. "Mrs. Macmaster that is, also
-used to burn a little incense in the room before the parties. . . .
-Those Chinese stinks . . . what do they call them? Well, it doesn't
-matter"; he added that resignedly. Then he went on: "Don't you make any
-mistake. Mrs. Macmaster is a very superior woman. Enormously efficient!
-Tremendously respected. I shouldn't advise even you to come up against
-her, now she's in the saddle."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"<i>That</i> sort of woman!"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't say you ever will come up against her. Your spheres differ.
-But, if you do, don't. . . . I say it because you seem to have got your
-knife into her."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't like that sort of thing going on under my windows," Sylvia
-said.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"What sort of thing? . . . I was trying to tell you a little about Mrs.
-Macmaster . . . she's like the woman who was the mistress of the man who
-burned the other fellow's horrid book. . . . I can't remember the
-names."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said quickly:</p>
-
-<p>"Don't try!" In a slower tone she added: "I don't in the least want to
-know. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, she was an Egeria!" Tietjens said. "An inspiration to the
-distinguished. Mrs. Macmaster is all that. The geniuses swarm round her,
-and with the really select ones she corresponds. She writes superior
-letters, about the Higher Morality usually; very delicate in feeling.
-Scotch naturally. When they go abroad she sends them snatches of London
-literary happenings; well done, mind you! And then, every now and then,
-she slips in something she wants Macmaster to have. But with great
-delicacy. . . . Say it's this C.B. . . . she transfuses into the minds
-of Genius One, Two and Three the idea of a C.B. for Macmaster. . . .
-Genius No One lunches with the Deputy Sub-Patronage Secretary, who looks
-after literary honours and lunches with geniuses to get the
-gossip. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Why," Sylvia said, "did you lend Macmaster all that money?" Sylvia
-asked. . . .</p>
-
-<p>"Mind you," Tietjens continued his own speech, "it's perfectly proper.
-That's the way patronage <i>is</i> distributed in this country; it's the
-way it should be. The only clean way. Mrs. Duchemin backs Macmaster because
-he's a first-class fellow for his job. And <i>she</i> is an influence over
-the geniuses because she's a first-class person for hers. . . . She
-represents the higher, nicer morality for really nice Scots. Before long
-she will be getting tickets stopped from being sent to people for the
-Academy soirées. She already does it for the Royal Bounty dinners. A
-little later, when Macmaster is knighted for bashing the French in the
-eye, she'll have a tiny share in auguster assemblies. . . . Those people
-have to ask <i>somebody</i> for advice. Well, one day you'll want to
-present some débutante. And you won't get a ticket. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Then I'm glad," Sylvia exclaimed, "that I wrote to Brownie's uncle
-about the woman. I was a little sorry this morning because, from what
-Glorvina told me, you're in such a devil of a hole. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Who's Brownie's uncle?" Tietjens asked. "Lord . . . Lord . . . The
-banker! I know Brownie's in his uncle's bank."</p>
-
-<p>"Port Scatho!" Sylvia said. "I wish you wouldn't act forgetting people's
-names. You overdo it."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens' face went a shade whiter. . . .</p>
-
-<p>"Port Scatho," he said, "is the chairman of the Inn Billeting
-Committees, of course. And you wrote to him? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm sorry," Sylvia said. "I mean I'm sorry I said that about your
-forgetting. . . . I wrote to him and said that as a resident of the Inn
-I objected to your mistress&mdash;he knows the relationship, of
-course!&mdash;creeping in every Friday under a heavy veil and creeping out
-every Saturday at four in the morning."</p>
-
-<p>"Lord Port Scatho knows about my relationship," Tietjens began.</p>
-
-<p>"He saw her in your arms in the train," Sylvia said. "It upset Brownie
-so much he offered to shut down your overdraft and return any cheques
-you had out marked R.D."</p>
-
-<p>"To please you?" Tietjens asked. "<i>Do</i> bankers do that sort of
-thing? It's a new light on British society. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"I suppose bankers try to please their women friends, like other men,"
-Sylvia said. "I told him very emphatically it wouldn't please me. . .
-But . . ." She hesitated: "I wouldn't give him a chance to get back on
-you. I don't want to interfere in your affairs. But Brownie doesn't like
-you. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"He wants you to divorce me and marry him?" Tietjens asked.</p>
-
-<p>"How did you know?" Sylvia asked indifferently. "I let him give me lunch
-now and then because it's convenient to have him manage my affairs, you
-being away. . . . But of course he hates you for being in the army. All
-the men who aren't hate all the men that are. And, of course, when
-there's a woman between them the men who aren't do all they can to do
-the others in. When they're bankers they have a pretty good pull. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"I suppose they have," Tietjens said, vaguely; "of course they would
-have. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia abandoned the blind-cord on which she had been dragging with one
-hand. In order that light might fall on her face and give more
-impressiveness to her words, for, in a minute or two, when she felt
-brave enough, she meant really to let him have her bad news!&mdash;she
-drifted to the fireplace. He followed her round, turning on his chair to
-give her his face.</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Look here, it's all the fault of this beastly war, isn't it? Can you
-deny it? . . . I mean that decent, gentlemanly fellows like Brownie have
-turned into beastly squits!"</p>
-
-<p>"I suppose it is," Tietjens said dully. "Yes, certainly it is. You're
-quite right. It's the incidental degeneration of the heroic impulse: if
-the heroic impulse has too even a strain put on it the incidental
-degeneration gets the upper hand. That accounts for the Brownies . . .
-all the Brownies . . . turning squits. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Then why do you go on with it?" Sylvia said. "God knows I could wangle
-you out if you'd back me in the least little way."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Thanks! I prefer to remain in it. . . . How else am I to get a
-living? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You know then," Sylvia exclaimed almost shrilly. "You know that they
-won't have you back in the office if they can find a way of getting you
-out. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, they'll find that!" Tietjens said. . . . He continued his other
-speech: "When we go to war with France," he said dully. . . . And Sylvia
-knew he was only now formulating his settled opinion so as not to have
-his active brain to give to the discussion. He must be thinking hard of
-the Wannop girl! With her littleness: her tweed-skirtishness. . . . A
-provincial miniature of herself, Sylvia Tietjens. . . . If she, then,
-had been miniature, provincial. . . . But Tietjens' words cut her as if
-she had been lashed with a dog-whip. "We shall behave more creditably,"
-he had said, "because there will be less heroic impulse about it. We
-shall . . . half of us . . . be ashamed of ourselves. So there will be
-much less incidental degeneration."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia who, by that was listening to him, abandoned the consideration of
-Miss Wannop and the pretence that obsessed her, of Tietjens talking to
-the girl, against a background of books at Macmaster's party. She
-exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"Good God! What are you talking about? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens went on:</p>
-
-<p>"About our next war with France. . . . We're the natural enemies of the
-French. We have to make our bread either by robbing them or making
-catspaws of them. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"We can't! We couldn't . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"We've got to!" Tietjens said. "It's the condition of our existence.
-We're a practically bankrupt, over-populated, northern country: they're
-rich southerners, with a falling population. Towards 1930 we shall have
-to do what Prussia did in 1914. Our conditions will be exactly those of
-Prussia then. It's the . . . what is it called? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"But . . ." Sylvia cried out. "You're a Franco-maniac. . . . You're
-thought to be a French agent. . . . That's what's bitching your
-career!"</p>
-
-<p>"I am?" Tietjens asked uninterestedly. He added: "Yes, that probably
-<i>would</i> bitch my career. . . ." He went on, with a little more
-animation and a little more of his mind:</p>
-
-<p>"Ah! <i>that</i> will be a war worth seeing. . . . None of their drunken
-rat-fighting for imbecile boodlers . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"It would drive mother mad!" Sylvia said.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, no it wouldn't," Tietjens said. "It will stimulate her if she is
-still alive. . . . Our heroes won't be drunk with wine and lechery: our
-squits won't stay at home and stab the heroes in the back. Our Minister
-for Water-closets won't keep two and a half million men in any base in
-order to get the votes of their women at a General Election&mdash;that's
-been the first evil effects of giving women the vote! With the French
-holding Ireland and stretching in a solid line from Bristol to Whitehall,
-we should hang the Minister before he had time to sign the papers. And we
-should be decently loyal to our Prussian allies and brothers. . . . Our
-Cabinet won't hate them as they hate the French for being frugal and
-strong in logic and well-educated and remorselessly practical. Prussians
-are the sort of fellows you can be hoggish with when you want to. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia interjected violently:</p>
-
-<p>"For God's sake stop it. You almost make me believe what you say is
-true. I tell you mother would go mad. Her greatest friend is the
-Duchesse Tonnerre Châteaulherault. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Well!" Tietjens said. "Your greatest friends are the Med . . .
-Med . . . the Austrian officers you take chocolates and flowers to. That
-there was all the row about . . . we're at war with <i>them</i> and you
-haven't gone mad!"</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know," Sylvia said. "Sometimes I think I am going mad!" She
-drooped. Tietjens, his face very strained, was looking at the
-tablecloth. He muttered: "Med . . . Met . . . Kos . . ." Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"Do you know a poem called <i>Somewhere</i>? It begins: 'Somewhere
-or other there must surely be . . .'"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm sorry. No! I haven't been able to get up my poetry again."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Don't!</i>" She added: "you've got to be at the War Office at 4.15,
-haven't you? What's the time now?" She extremely wanted to give him her
-bad news before he went; she extremely wanted to put off giving it as
-long as she could. She wanted to reflect on the matter first; she wanted
-also to keep up a desultory conversation, or he might leave the room.
-She didn't want to have to say to him: "Wait a minute, I've something to
-say to you!" for she might not, at that moment, be in the mood. He said
-it was not yet two. He could give her an hour and a half more.</p>
-
-<p>To keep the conversation going, she said:</p>
-
-<p>"I suppose the Wannop girl is making bandages or being a Waac.
-Something forceful."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"No; she's a pacifist. As pacifist as you. Not so impulsive; but, on the
-other hand, she has more arguments. I should say she'll be in prison
-before the war's over. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"A nice time you must have between the two of us," Sylvia said. The
-memory of her interview with the great lady nicknamed Glorvina&mdash;though
-it was not at all a good nickname&mdash;was coming over her forcibly.</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"I suppose you're always talking it over with her? You see her every
-day."</p>
-
-<p>She imagined that that might keep him occupied for a minute or two. He
-said&mdash;she caught the sense of it only&mdash;and quite indifferently
-that he had tea with Mrs. Wannop every day. She had moved to a place called
-Bedford Park, which was near his office: not three minutes' walk. The
-War Office had put up a lot of huts on some public green in that
-neighbourhood. He only saw the daughter once a week, at most. They never
-talked about the war; it was too disagreeable a subject for the young
-woman. Or rather, too painful. . . . His talk gradually drifted into
-unfinished sentences. . . .</p>
-
-<p>They played that comedy occasionally, for it is impossible for two
-people to live in the same house and not have some common meeting
-ground. So they would each talk: sometimes talking at great length and
-with politeness, each thinking his or her thoughts till they drifted
-into silence.</p>
-
-<p>And, since she had acquired the habit of going into retreat&mdash;with
-an Anglican sisterhood in order to annoy Tietjens, who hated converts and
-considered that the communions should not mix&mdash;Sylvia had acquired
-also the habit of losing herself almost completely in reveries. Thus she
-was now vaguely conscious that a greyish lump, Tietjens, sat at the head of
-a whitish expanse: the lunch-table. There were also books . . . actually
-she was seeing a quite different figure and other books&mdash;the books of
-Glorvina's husband, for the great lady had received Sylvia in that
-statesman's library.</p>
-
-<p>Glorvina, who was the mother of two of Sylvia's absolutely most intimate
-friends, had sent for Sylvia. She wished, kindly and even wittily, to
-remonstrate with Sylvia because of her complete abstention from any
-patriotic activity. She offered Sylvia the address of a place in the
-city where she could buy wholesale and ready-made diapers for babies
-which Sylvia could present to some charity or other as being
-her own work. Sylvia said she would do nothing of the sort, and
-Glorvina said she would present the idea to poor Mrs. Pilsenhauser.
-She&mdash;Glorvina&mdash;said she spent some time every day thinking out
-acts of patriotism for the distressed rich with foreign names, accents or
-antecedents. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Glorvina was a fiftyish lady with a pointed, grey face and a hard
-aspect; but when she was inclined to be witty or to plead earnestly she
-had a kind manner. The room in which they were was over a Belgravia back
-garden. It was lit by a skylight and the shadows from above deepened the
-lines of her face, accentuating the rather dusty grey of the hair as
-well as both the hardness and the kind manner. This very much impressed
-Sylvia, who was used to seeing the lady by artificial light. . . .</p>
-
-<p>She said, however:</p>
-
-<p>"You don't suggest, Glorvina, that I'm the distressed rich with a
-foreign name!"</p>
-
-<p>The great lady had said:</p>
-
-<p>"My dear Sylvia; it isn't so much you as your husband. Your last exploit
-with the Esterhazys and Metternichs has pretty well done for <i>him</i>.
-You forget that the present powers that be are not logical. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia remembered that she had sprung up from her leather saddle-back
-chair, exclaiming:</p>
-
-<p>"You mean to say that those unspeakable swine think that
-<i>I'm</i> . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Glorvina said patiently:</p>
-
-<p>"My dear Sylvia, I've already said it's not you. It's your husband that
-suffers. He appears to be too good a fellow to suffer. Mr. Waterhouse
-says so. I don't know him myself, well."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia remembered that she had said:</p>
-
-<p>"And who in the world is Mr. Waterhouse?" and, hearing that Mr.
-Waterhouse was a late Liberal Minister, had lost interest. She couldn't,
-indeed, remember any of the further words of her hostess, as words. The
-sense of them had too much overwhelmed her. . . .</p>
-
-<p>She stood now, looking at Tietjens and only occasionally seeing him, her
-mind completely occupied with the effort to recapture Glorvina's own
-words in the desire for exactness. Usually she remembered conversations
-pretty well; but on this occasion her mad fury, her feeling of nausea,
-the pain of her own nails in her palms, an unrecoverable sequence of
-emotions had overwhelmed her.</p>
-
-<p>She looked at Tietjens now with a sort of gloating curiosity. How was it
-possible that the most honourable man she knew should be so overwhelmed
-by foul and baseless rumours? It made you suspect that honour had, in
-itself, a quality of the evil eye. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens, his face pallid, was fingering a piece of toast. He
-muttered:</p>
-
-<p>"Met . . . Met . . . It's Met . . ." He wiped his brow with a
-table-napkin, looked at it with a start, threw it on the floor and
-pulled out a handkerchief. . . . He muttered: "Mett . . . Metter . . ."
-His face illuminated itself like the face of a child listening at a
-shell.</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia screamed with a passion of hatred:</p>
-
-<p>"For God's sake say <i>Metternich</i> . . . you're driving me mad!"</p>
-
-<p>When she looked at him again his face had cleared and he was walking
-quickly to the telephone in the corner of the room. He asked her to
-excuse him and gave a number at Ealing. He said after a moment:</p>
-
-<p>"Mrs. Wannop? Oh! My wife has just reminded me that Metternich was the
-evil genius of the Congress of Vienna. . . ." He said: "Yes! Yes!", and
-listened. After a time he said: "Oh, you could put it stronger than
-that. You could put it that the Tory determination to ruin Napoleon at
-all costs was one of those pieces of party imbecility that, etc. . . .
-Yes; Castlereagh. And of course Wellington. . . . I'm very sorry I must
-ring off. . . . Yes; to-morrow at 8.30 from Waterloo. . . . No; I
-<i>shan't</i> be seeing her again. . . . No; she's made a mistake. . . .
-Yes; give her my love . . . good-bye." He was reversing the earpiece to
-hang it up, but a high-pitched series of yelps from the instrument forced
-it back to his ear: "Oh! <i>War babies</i>!" he exclaimed. "I've already
-sent the statistics off to you! No! there <i>isn't</i> a marked increase of
-the illegitimacy rate, except in patches. The rate's appallingly high in
-the lowlands of Scotland; but it always <i>is</i> appallingly high
-there . . ." He laughed and said good-naturedly: "Oh, you're an old
-journalist: you won't let fifty quid go for that . . ." He was breaking
-off. But: "<i>Or</i>," he suddenly exclaimed, "here's another idea for you.
-The rate's about the same, probably because of this: half the fellows who
-go out to France are reckless because it's the last chance, as they see it.
-But the other half are made twice as conscientious. A decent Tommie thinks
-twice about leaving his girl in trouble just before he's killed. . . .
-The divorce statistics are up, of course, because people will chance
-making new starts within the law. . . . Thanks . . . thanks . . ." He
-hung up the earpiece. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Listening to that conversation had extraordinarily cleared Sylvia's
-mind. She said, almost sorrowfully:</p>
-
-<p>"I suppose that that's why you don't seduce that girl." And she
-knew&mdash;she had known at once from the suddenly changed inflection of
-Tietjens' voice when he had said "a decent Tommie thinks twice before
-leaving his girl in trouble"!&mdash;that Tietjens himself had thought
-twice.</p>
-
-<p>She looked at him now almost incredulously, but with great coolness. Why
-<i>shouldn't</i> he, she asked herself, give himself a little pleasure with
-his girl before going to almost certain death. . . . She felt a real,
-sharp pain at her heart. . . . A poor wretch in such a devil of a
-hole. . . .</p>
-
-<p>She had moved to a chair close beside the fireplace and now sat looking
-at him, leaning interestedly forward, as if at a garden party she
-had been finding&mdash;<i>par impossible</i>!&mdash;a pastoral play not so
-badly produced. Tietjens was a fabulous monster. . . .</p>
-
-<p>He was a fabulous monster not because he was honourable and virtuous.
-She had known several very honourable and very virtuous men. If she had
-never known an honourable or virtuous woman except among her French or
-Austrian friends, that was, no doubt, because virtuous and honourable
-women did not amuse her or because, except just for the French and
-Austrians, they were not Roman Catholics. . . . But the honourable and
-virtuous men she had known had usually prospered and been respected.
-They weren't the great fortunes, but they were well-offish: well spoken
-of: of the country gentleman type . . . Tietjens. . . .</p>
-
-<p>She arranged her thoughts. To get one point settled in her mind, she
-asked:</p>
-
-<p>"What really happened to you in France? What is really the matter with
-your memory? Or your brain, is it?"</p>
-
-<p>He said carefully:</p>
-
-<p>"It's half of it, an irregular piece of it, dead. Or rather pale.
-Without a proper blood supply. . . . So a great portion of it, in the
-shape of memory, has gone."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"But <i>you</i>! . . . without a brain! . . ." As this was not a
-question he did not answer.</p>
-
-<p>His going at once to the telephone, as soon as he was in the possession
-of the name "Metternich," had at last convinced her that he had not
-been, for the last four months, acting hypochondriacal or merely lying
-to obtain sympathy or extended sick leave. Amongst Sylvia's friends a
-wangle known as shell-shock was cynically laughed at and quite approved
-of. Quite decent and, as far as she knew, quite brave menfolk of her
-women would openly boast that, when they had had enough of it over
-there, they would wangle a little leave or get a little leave extended
-by simulating this purely nominal disease, and in the general carnival
-of lying, lechery, drink and howling that this affair was, to pretend to
-a little shell-shock had seemed to her to be almost virtuous. At any
-rate if a man passed his time at garden parties&mdash;or, as for the last
-months Tietjens had done, passed his time in a tin hut amongst dust
-heaps, going to tea every afternoon in order to help Mrs. Wannop with
-her newspaper articles&mdash;when men were so engaged they were, at least,
-not trying to kill each other.</p>
-
-<p>She said now:</p>
-
-<p>"Do you mind telling me what actually happened to you?"</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know that I can very well. . . . Something burst&mdash;or
-'exploded' is probably the right word&mdash;near me, in the dark. I expect
-you'd rather not hear about it? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"I want to!" Sylvia said.</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"The point about it is that I <i>don't</i> know what happened and I
-don't remember what I did. There are three weeks of my life dead. . . .
-What I remember is being in a C.C.S. and not being able to remember my own
-name."</p>
-
-<p>"You <i>mean</i> that?" Sylvia asked. "It's not just a way of
-talking?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, it's not just a way of talking," Tietjens answered. "I lay in bed
-in the C.C.S. . . . Your friends were dropping bombs on it."</p>
-
-<p>"You might not call them my friends," Sylvia said.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I beg your pardon. One gets into a loose way of speaking. The poor
-bloody Huns then were dropping bombs from aeroplanes on the hospital
-huts. . . . I'm not suggesting they knew it was a C.C.S.; it was, no
-doubt, just carelessness. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You needn't spare the Germans for me!" Sylvia said. "You needn't spare
-any man who has killed another man."</p>
-
-<p>"I was, then, dreadfully worried," Tietjens went on. "I was composing a
-preface for a book on Arminianism. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You haven't written a book!" Sylvia exclaimed eagerly, because she
-thought that if Tietjens took to writing a book there might be a way of
-his earning a living. Many people had told her that he ought to write a
-book.</p>
-
-<p>"No, I hadn't written a book," Tietjens said, "and I didn't know what
-Arminianism was. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You know perfectly well what the Arminian heresy is," Sylvia said
-sharply; "you explained it all to me years ago."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," Tietjens exclaimed. "Years ago I could have, but I couldn't then.
-I could now, but I was a little worried about it then. It's a little
-awkward to write a preface about a subject of which you know nothing.
-But it didn't seem to me to be discreditable in an army sense. . . .
-Still it worried me dreadfully not to know my own name. I lay and
-worried and worried and thought how discreditable it would appear if a
-nurse came along and asked me and I didn't know. Of course my name was
-on a luggage label tied to my collar; but I'd forgotten they did that to
-casualties. . . . Then a lot of people carried pieces of a nurse down
-the hut: the Germans' bombs had done that of course. They were still
-dropping about the place."</p>
-
-<p>"But good heavens," Sylvia cried out, "do you mean they carried a dead
-nurse past you? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"The poor dear wasn't dead," Tietjens said. "I wish she had been. Her
-name was Beatrice Carmichael . . . the first name I learned after my
-collapse. She's dead now of course. . . . That seemed to wake up a
-fellow on the other side of the room with a lot of blood coming through
-the bandages on his head. . . . He rolled out of his bed and, without a
-word, walked across the hut and began to strangle me. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"But this isn't believable," Sylvia said. "I'm sorry, but I can't
-believe it. . . . You were an officer: they <i>couldn't</i> have carried a
-wounded nurse under your nose. They must have known your sister Caroline
-was a nurse and was killed. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Carrie!" Tietjens said, "was drowned on a hospital ship. I thank God I
-didn't have to connect the other girl with her. . . . But you don't
-suppose that in addition to one's name, rank, unit, and date of
-admission they'd put that I'd lost a sister and two brothers in action
-and a father&mdash;of a broken heart I daresay. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"But you only lost one brother," Sylvia said. "I went into mourning for
-him and your sister. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"No, two," Tietjens said; "but the fellow who was strangling me was what
-I wanted to tell you about. He let out a number of ear-piercing shrieks
-and lots of orderlies came and pulled him off me and sat all over him.
-Then he began to shout '<i>Faith</i>'! He shouted: 'Faith! . . .
-Faith! . . . Faith! . . .' at intervals of two seconds, as far as I could
-tell by my pulse, until four in the morning, when he died. . . . I don't
-know whether it was a religious exhortation or a woman's name, but I
-disliked him a good deal because he started my tortures, such as they
-were. . . . There had been a girl I knew called Faith. Oh, not a love
-affair: the daughter of my father's head gardener, a Scotsman. The point is
-that every time he said Faith I asked myself 'Faith . . . Faith what?' I
-couldn't remember the name of my father's head gardener."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia, who was thinking of other things, asked:</p>
-
-<p>"What <i>was</i> the name?"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens answered:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know, I don't know to this day. . . . The point is that when I
-knew that I didn't know <i>that</i> name, I was as ignorant, as
-<i>uninstructed</i>, as a new-born babe and much more worried about
-it. . . . The Koran says&mdash;I've got as far as K in my reading of the
-Encyclopædia Britannica every afternoon at Mrs. Wannop's&mdash;'The strong
-man when smitten is smitten in his pride!' . . . Of course I got King's
-Regs, and the M.M.L. and Infantry Field Training and all the A.C.I.s to
-date by heart very quickly. And that's all a British officer is really
-encouraged to know. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Christopher!" Sylvia said. "<i>You</i> read that Encyclopædia; it's
-pitiful. You used to despise it so."</p>
-
-<p>"That's what's meant by 'smitten in his pride,'" Tietjens said. "Of
-course what I read or hear now I remember. . . . But I haven't got to M,
-much less V. That was why I was worried about Metternich and the Congress
-of Vienna. I <i>try</i> to remember things on my own, but I haven't
-yet done so. You see it's as if a certain area of my brain had been
-wiped white. Occasionally one name suggests another. You noticed, when I
-got Metternich it suggested Castlereagh and Wellington&mdash;and even other
-names. . . . But that's what the Department of Statistics will get me
-on. When they fire me out. The real reason will be that I've served. But
-they'll pretend it's because I've no more general knowledge than is to
-be found in the Encyclopædia: or two-thirds or more or less&mdash;according
-to the duration of the war. . . . Or, of course, the real reason will be
-that I won't fake statistics to dish the French with. They asked me to,
-the other day, as a holiday task. And when I refused you should have
-seen their faces."</p>
-
-<p>"Have you <i>really</i>," Sylvia asked, "lost two brothers in
-action?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," Tietjens answered. "Curly and Longshanks. You never saw them
-because they were always in India. And they weren't noticeable. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Two</i>!" Sylvia said. "I only wrote to your father about one called
-Edward. And your sister Caroline. In the same letter. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Carrie wasn't noticeable either," Tietjens said. "She did Charity
-Organisation Society work. . . . But I remember: you didn't like her.
-She was the born old maid. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Christopher!" Sylvia asked, "do you still think your mother died of a
-broken heart because I left you?"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Good God; no. I never thought so and I don't think so. I <i>know</i>
-she didn't."</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Then</i>!" Sylvia exclaimed, "she died of a broken heart because I
-came back. . . . It's no good protesting that you don't think so. I
-remember your face when you opened the telegram at Lobscheid. Miss Wannop
-forwarded it from Rye. I remember the postmark. She was born to do me
-ill. The moment you got it I could see you thinking that you must
-conceal from me that you thought it was because of me she died. I could
-see you wondering if it wouldn't be practicable to conceal from me that
-she was dead. You couldn't, of course, do that because, you remember, we
-were to have gone to Wiesbaden and show ourselves; and we couldn't do
-that because we should have to be in mourning. So you took me to Russia
-to get out of taking me to the funeral."</p>
-
-<p>"I took you to Russia," Tietjens said. "I remember it all
-now&mdash;because I had an order from Sir Robert Ingleby to assist the
-British Consul-General in preparing a Blue Book statistical table of the
-Government of Kiev. . . . It appeared to be the most industrially
-promising region in the world in those days. It isn't now, naturally. I
-shall never see back a penny of the money I put into it. I thought I was
-clever in those days. . . . And of course, yes, the money was my
-mother's settlement. It comes back . . . yes, of course. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Did you," Sylvia asked, "get out of taking me to your mother's funeral
-because you thought I should defile your mother's corpse by my presence?
-Or because you were afraid that in the presence of your mother's body you
-wouldn't be able to conceal from me that you thought I killed her? . . .
-Don't deny it. And don't get out of it by saying that you can't
-remember those days. You're remembering now: that I killed your mother:
-that Miss Wannop sent the telegram&mdash;why don't you score it against her
-that she sent the news? . . . Or, good God, why don't you score it
-against yourself, as the wrath of the Almighty, that your mother was
-dying while you and that girl were croodling over each other? . . . At
-Rye! Whilst I was at Lobscheid. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens wiped his brow with his handkerchief.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, let's drop that," Sylvia said. "God knows I've no right to put a
-spoke in that girl's wheel or in yours. If you love each other you've a
-right to happiness and I daresay she'll make you happy. I can't divorce
-you, being a Catholic; but I won't make it difficult for you other ways,
-and self-contained people like you and her will manage somehow. You'll
-have learned the way from Macmaster and his mistress. . . . But, oh,
-Christopher Tietjens, have you ever considered how foully you've used
-<i>me</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens looked at her attentively, as if with magpie anguish.</p>
-
-<p>"If," Sylvia went on with her denunciation, "you had once in our lives
-said to me: 'You whore! You bitch! You killed my mother. May you rot in
-hell for it . . . .' If you'd only once said something like it . . .
-about the child! About Perowne! . . . you might have done something to
-bring us together. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"That's, of course, true!"</p>
-
-<p>"I know," Sylvia said, "you can't help it. . . . But when, in your
-famous county family pride&mdash;though a youngest son!&mdash;you say to
-yourself: And I daresay if . . . Oh, Christ! . . . you're shot in the
-trenches you'll say it . . . oh, between the saddle and the ground! that
-you never did a dishonourable action. . . . And, mind you, I believe that
-no other man save one has ever had more right to say it than you. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"You believe that!"</p>
-
-<p>"As I hope to stand before my Redeemer," Sylvia said, "I believe
-it. . . . But, in the name of the Almighty, how could any woman live beside
-you . . . and be for ever forgiven? Or no: not forgiven: ignored! . . .
-Well, be proud when you die because of your honour. But, God, you be
-humble about . . . your errors in judgment. <i>You</i> know what it is to
-ride a horse for miles with too tight a curb-chain and its tongue cut
-almost in half. . . . You remember the groom your father had who had the
-trick of turning the hunters out like that. . . . And you horse-whipped
-him, and you've told me you've almost cried ever so often afterwards for
-thinking of that mare's mouth. . . . Well! Think of <i>this</i> mare's
-mouth sometimes! You've ridden me like that for seven years. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She stopped and then went on again:</p>
-
-<p>"Don't you know, Christopher Tietjens, that there is only one man from
-whom a woman could take '<i>Neither I condemn thee</i>' and not hate him
-more than she hates the fiend! . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens so looked at her that he contrived to hold her attention.</p>
-
-<p>"I'd like you to let me ask you," he said, "how I could throw stones at
-you? I have never disapproved of your actions."</p>
-
-<p>Her hands dropped dispiritedly to her sides.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Christopher," she said, "don't carry on that old play acting. I
-shall never see you again, very likely, to speak to; You'll sleep with
-the Wannop girl to-night: you're going out to be killed to-morrow.
-<i>Let's</i> be straight for the next ten minutes or so. And give me your
-attention. The Wannop girl can spare that much if she's to have all the
-rest. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She could see that he was giving her his whole mind.</p>
-
-<p>"As you said just now," he exclaimed slowly, "as I hope to meet my
-Redeemer I believe you to be a good woman. One that never did a
-dishonourable thing."</p>
-
-<p>She recoiled a little in her chair.</p>
-
-<p>"Then!" she said, "you're the wicked man I've always made believe to
-think you, though I didn't."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"No! . . . Let me try to put it to you as I see it."</p>
-
-<p>She exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"No! . . . I've been a wicked woman. I have ruined you. I am not going
-to listen to you."</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"I daresay you have ruined me. That's nothing to me. I am completely
-indifferent."</p>
-
-<p>She cried out:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh! Oh! . . . Oh!" on a note of agony.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said doggedly:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't care. I can't help it. Those are&mdash;those <i>should</i>
-be&mdash;the conditions of life amongst decent people. When our next war
-comes I hope it will be fought out under those conditions. Let us, for
-God's sake, talk of the gallant enemy. Always. We have <i>got</i> to
-plunder the French or millions of our people must starve: they have
-<i>got</i> to resist us successfully or be wiped out. . . . It's the
-same with you and me. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"You mean to say that you don't think I was wicked when I . . . when I
-trepanned is what mother calls it? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He said loudly:</p>
-
-<p>"<i>No</i>! . . . You had been let in for it by some brute. I have
-always held that a woman who has been let down by one man has the
-right&mdash;has the duty for the sake of her child&mdash;to let down a
-man. It becomes woman against man: against one man. I happened to be
-that one man: it was the will of God. But you were within your rights. I
-will never go back on that. Nothing will make me, ever!"</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"And the others! And Perowne. . . . I know you'll say that anyone is
-justified in doing anything as long as they are open enough about
-it. . . . But it killed your mother. Do you disapprove of my having killed
-your mother? Or you consider that I have corrupted the child. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't. . . . I want to speak to you about that."</p>
-
-<p>She exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"You <i>don't</i>. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He said calmly:</p>
-
-<p>"You know I don't . . . while I was certain that I was going to be here
-to keep him straight and an Anglican I fought your influence over him.
-I'm obliged to you for having brought up of yourself the considerations
-that I may be killed and that I am ruined. I am. I could not raise a
-hundred pounds between now and to-morrow. I am, therefore, obviously not
-the man to have sole charge of the heir of Groby."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia was saying:</p>
-
-<p>"Every penny I have is at your disposal. . . ." when the maid, Hullo
-Central, marched up to her master and placed a card in his hand. He
-said:</p>
-
-<p>"Tell him to wait five minutes in the drawing-room."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"Who is it?"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens answered:</p>
-
-<p>"A man . . . Let's get this settled. I've never thought you corrupted
-the boy. You tried to teach him to tell white lies. On perfectly
-straight Papist lines. I have no objection to Papists and no objection
-to white lies for Papists. You told him once to put a frog in Marchant's
-bath. I've no objection to a boy's putting a frog in his nurse's bath,
-as such. But Marchant is an old woman, and the heir to Groby should
-respect old women always and old family servants in particular. . . . It
-hasn't, perhaps, struck you that the boy is heir to Groby. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"If . . . if your second brother is killed. . . . But your eldest
-brother . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"He," Tietjens said, "has got a French woman near Euston station. He's
-lived with her for over fifteen years, of afternoons, when there were no
-race meetings. She'll never let him marry and she's past the
-child-bearing stage. So there's no one else. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"You mean that I may bring the child up as a Catholic."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"A <i>Roman</i> Catholic. . . . You'll teach him, please, to use that
-term before myself if I ever see him again. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I thank God that he has softened your heart. This will take the
-curse off this house."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens shook his head:</p>
-
-<p>"I think not," he said, "off you, perhaps. Off Groby very likely. It
-was, perhaps, time that there should be a Papist owner of Groby again.
-You've read Spelden on sacrilege about Groby? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! The first Tietjens who came over with Dutch William, the swine,
-was pretty bad to the Papist owners. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"He was a tough Dutchman," Tietjens said, "but let us get on! There's
-enough time, but not too much. . . . I've got this man to see."</p>
-
-<p>"Who is he?" Sylvia asked.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens was collecting his thoughts.</p>
-
-<p>"My dear!" he said. "You'll permit me to call you 'my dear'? We're old
-enemies enough and we're talking about the future of our child."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"You said 'our' child, not 'the' child. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said with a great deal of concern:</p>
-
-<p>"You will forgive me for bringing it up. You might prefer to think he
-was Drake's child. He can't be. It would be outside the course of
-nature. . . . I'm as poor as I am because . . . forgive me . . . I've
-spent a great deal of money on tracing the movements of you and Drake
-before our marriage. And if it's a relief to you to know . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"It <i>is</i>," Sylvia said. "I . . . I've always been too beastly shy
-to put the matter before a specialist, or even before mother. . . . And we
-women are so ignorant. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I know . . . I know you were too shy even to think about it yourself,
-hard." He went into months and days; then he continued: "But it would
-have made no difference: a child born in wedlock is by law the father's,
-and if a man who's a gentleman suffers the begetting of his child he
-must, in decency, take the consequences: the woman and the child must
-come before the man, be he who he may. And worse-begotten children than
-ours have inherited statelier names. And I loved the little beggar with
-all my heart and with all my soul from the first minute I saw him. That
-may be the secret clue, or it may be sheer sentimentality. . . . So I
-fought your influence because it was Papist, while I was a whole man.
-But I'm not a whole man any more, and the evil eye that is on me might
-transfer itself to him."</p>
-
-<p>He stopped and said:</p>
-
-<p>"For I must to the greenwood go. Alone a banished man. . . . But have
-him well protected against the evil eye. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Christopher," she said, "it's true I've not been a bad woman to the
-child. And I never will be. And I will keep Marchant with him till she
-dies. You'll tell her not to interfere with his religious instruction,
-and she won't. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said with a friendly weariness:</p>
-
-<p>"That's right . . . and you'll have Father . . . Father . . . the priest
-that was with us for a fortnight before he was born to give him his
-teachings. He was the best man I ever met and one of the most
-intelligent. It's been a great comfort to me to think of the boy as in
-his hands. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia stood up, her eyes blazing out of a pallid face of stone:</p>
-
-<p>"Father Consett," she said, "was hung on the day they shot Casement.
-They dare not put it into the papers because he was a priest and all the
-witnesses Ulster witnesses. . . . And yet I may not say this is an
-accursed war."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens shook his head with the slow heaviness of an aged man.</p>
-
-<p>"You may for me . . ." he said. "You might ring the bell, will you?
-Don't go away. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He sat with the blue gloom of that enclosed space all over him, lumped
-heavily in his chair.</p>
-
-<p>"Spelden on sacrilege," he said, "may be right after all. You'd say so
-from the Tietjenses. There's not been a Tietjens since the first Lord
-Justice cheated the Papist Loundeses out of Groby, but died of a broken
-neck or of a broken heart: for all the fifteen thousand acres of good
-farming-land and iron land, and for all the heather on the top of
-it. . . . What's the quotation: 'Be ye something as something and something
-and ye shall not escape. . . .' What is it?"</p>
-
-<p>"Calumny!" Sylvia said. She spoke with intense bitterness. . . . "Chaste
-as ice and cold as . . . as you are. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! Yes. . . . And mind you none of the Tietjens were ever soft. Not
-one! They had reason for their broken hearts. . . . Take my poor
-father. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Don't</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>"Both my brothers were killed in Indian regiments on the same day and
-not a mile apart. And my sister in the same week: out at sea, not so far
-from them. . . . Unnoticeable people. But one can be fond of
-unnoticeable people. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Hullo Central was at the door. Tietjens told her to ask Lord Port Scatho
-to step down. . . .</p>
-
-<p>"You must, of course, know these details," Tietjens said, "as the mother
-to my father's heir. . . . My father got the three notifications on the
-same day. It was enough to break his heart. He only lived a month. I saw
-him . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia screamed piercingly:</p>
-
-<p>"Stop! stop! stop!" She clutched at the mantelpiece to hold herself up.
-"Your father died of a broken heart," she said, "because your brother's
-best friend, Ruggles, told him you were a squit who lived on women's
-money and had got the daughter of his oldest friend with child. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh! Ah! Yes! . . . I suspected that. I knew it, really. I suppose the
-poor dear knows better now. Or perhaps he doesn't. . . . It doesn't
-matter."</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="II_II">II</a></h4>
-
-
-<p>It has been remarked that the peculiarly English habit of
-self-suppression in matters of the emotions puts the Englishman at a
-great disadvantage in moments of unusual stresses. In the smaller
-matters of the general run of life he will be impeccable and not to be
-moved; but in sudden confrontations of anything but physical dangers he is
-apt&mdash;he is, indeed, almost certain&mdash;to go to pieces very badly.
-This, at least, was the view of Christopher Tietjens, and he very much
-dreaded his interview with Lord Port Scatho&mdash;because he feared that he
-must be near breaking point.</p>
-
-<p>In electing to be peculiarly English in habits and in as much of his
-temperament as he could control&mdash;for, though no man can choose the
-land of his birth or his ancestry, he can, if he have industry and
-determination, so watch over himself as materially to modify his
-automatic habits&mdash;Tietjens had quite advisedly and of set purpose
-adopted a habit of behaviour that he considered to be the best in the
-world for the normal life. If every day and all day long you chatter at
-high pitch and with the logic and lucidity of the Frenchman; if you
-shout in self-assertion, with your hat on your stomach, bowing from a
-stiff spine and by implication threaten all day long to shoot your
-interlocutor, like the Prussian; if you are as lachrymally emotional as
-the Italian, or as drily and epigramatically imbecile over unessentials
-as the American, you will have a noisy, troublesome and thoughtless
-society without any of the surface calm that should distinguish the
-atmosphere of men when they are together. You will never have deep
-arm-chairs in which to sit for hours in clubs thinking of nothing at
-all&mdash;or of the off-theory in bowling. On the other hand, in the face
-of death&mdash;except at sea, by fire, railway accident or accidental
-drowning in rivers; in the face of madness, passion, dishonour or&mdash;and
-particularly&mdash;prolonged mental strain, you will have all the
-disadvantage of the beginner at any game and may come off very badly
-indeed. Fortunately death, love, public dishonour and the like are rare
-occurrences in the life of the average man, so that the great advantage
-would seem to have lain with English society; at any rate before the
-later months of the year 1914. Death for man came but once: the danger
-of death so seldom as to be practically negligible: love of a
-distracting kind was a disease merely of the weak: public dishonour for
-persons of position, so great was the hushing up power of the ruling
-class, and the power of absorption of the remoter Colonies, was
-practically unknown.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens found himself now faced by all these things, coming upon him
-cumulatively and rather suddenly, and he had before him an interview
-that might cover them all and with a man whom he much respected and very
-much desired not to hurt. He had to face these, moreover, with a brain
-two-thirds of which felt numb. It was exactly like that.</p>
-
-<p>It was not so much that he couldn't use what brain he had as trenchantly
-as ever: it was that there were whole regions of fact upon which he
-could no longer call in support of his argument. His knowledge of
-history was still practically negligible: he knew nothing whatever of
-the humaner letters and, what was far worse, nothing at all of the
-higher and more sensuous phases of mathematics. And the comings back of
-these things was much slower than he had confessed to Sylvia. It was
-with these disadvantages that he had to face Lord Port Scatho.</p>
-
-<p>Lord Port Scatho was the first man of whom Sylvia Tietjens had thought
-when she had been considering of men who were absolutely honourable,
-entirely benevolent . . . and rather lacking in constructive
-intelligence. He had inherited the management of one of the most
-respected of the great London banks, so that his commercial and social
-influences were very extended: he was extremely interested in promoting
-Low Church interests, the reform of the divorce laws and sports for the
-people, and he had a great affection for Sylvia Tietjens. He was
-forty-five, beginning to put on weight, but by no means obese; he had a
-large, quite round head, very high-coloured cheeks that shone as if with
-frequent ablutions, an uncropped, dark moustache, dark, very cropped,
-smooth hair, brown eyes, a very new grey tweed suit, a very new grey
-Trilby hat, a black tie in a gold ring and very new patent leather boots
-that had white calf tops. He had a wife almost the spit of himself in
-face, figure, probity, kindliness and interests, except that for his
-interest in sports for the people she substituted that for maternity
-hospitals. His heir was his nephew, Mr. Brownlie, known as Brownie, who
-would also be physically the exact spit of his uncle, except that, not
-having put on flesh, he appeared to be taller and that his moustache and
-hair were both a little longer and more fair. This gentleman entertained
-for Sylvia Tietjens a gloomy and deep passion that he considered to be
-perfectly honourable because he desired to marry her after she had
-divorced her husband. Tietjens he desired to ruin because he wished to
-marry Mrs. Tietjens and partly because he considered Tietjens to be an
-undesirable person of no great means. Of this passion Lord Port Scatho
-was ignorant.</p>
-
-<p>He now came into the Tietjens' dining-room, behind the servant, holding
-an open letter: he walked rather stiffly because he was very much
-worried. He observed that Sylvia had been crying and was still wiping
-her eyes. He looked round the room to see if he could see in it anything
-to account for Sylvia's crying. Tietjens was still sitting at the head
-of the lunch-table: Sylvia was rising from a chair beside the fireplace.</p>
-
-<p>Lord Port Scatho said:</p>
-
-<p>"I want to see you, Tietjens, for a minute on business."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I can give you ten minutes. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Lord Port Scatho said:</p>
-
-<p>"Mrs. Tietjens perhaps . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He waved the open letter towards Mrs. Tietjens. Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"No! Mrs. Tietjens will remain." He desired to say something more
-friendly. He said: "Sit down."</p>
-
-<p>Lord Port Scatho said:</p>
-
-<p>"I shan't be stopping a minute. But really . . ." and he moved the
-letter, but not with so wide a gesture, towards Sylvia.</p>
-
-<p>"I have no secrets from Mrs. Tietjens," Tietjens said.</p>
-
-<p>"Absolutely none . . ."</p>
-
-<p>ord Port Scatho said:</p>
-
-<p>"No . . . No, of course not . . . But . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Similarly, Mrs. Tietjens has no secrets from me. Again absolutely
-none."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't, of course, tell Tietjens about my maid's love affairs or what
-the fish costs every day."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"You'd better sit down." He added on an impulse of kindness: "As a
-matter of fact I was just clearing up things for Sylvia to take over . . .
-this command." It was part of the disagreeableness of his mental
-disadvantages that upon occasion he could not think of other than
-military phrases. He felt intense annoyance. Lord Port Scatho affected
-him with some of the slight nausea that in those days you felt at
-contact with the civilian who knew none of your thoughts, phrases or
-preoccupations. He added, nevertheless equably:</p>
-
-<p>"One has to clear up. I'm going out."</p>
-
-<p>Lord Port Scatho said hastily:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes; yes. I won't keep you. One has so many engagements in spite of the
-war. . . ." His eyes wandered in bewilderment. Tietjens could see them
-at last fixing themselves on the oil stains that Sylvia's salad dressing
-had left on his collar and green tabs. He said to himself that he must
-remember to change his tunic before he went to the War Office. He must
-not forget. Lord Port Scatho's bewilderment at these oil stains was such
-that he had lost himself in the desire to account for them. . . . You
-could see the slow thoughts moving inside his square, polished brown
-forehead. Tietjens wanted very much to help him. He wanted to say: "It's
-about Sylvia's letter that you've got in your hand, isn't it?" But Lord
-Port Scatho had entered the room with the stiffness, with the odd,
-high-collared sort of gait that on formal and unpleasant occasions
-Englishmen use when they approach each other; braced up, a little like
-strange dogs meeting in the street. In view of that, Tietjens couldn't
-say "Sylvia." . . . But it would add to the formality and unpleasantness
-if he said again "Mrs. Tietjens!" <i>That</i> wouldn't help Port
-Scatho. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said suddenly:</p>
-
-<p>"You don't understand, apparently. My husband is going out to the front
-line. To-morrow morning. It's for the second time."</p>
-
-<p>Lord Port Scatho sat down suddenly on a chair beside the table. With his
-fresh face and brown eyes suddenly anguished he exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"But, my dear fellow! You! Good God!" and then to Sylvia: "I beg your
-pardon!" To clear his mind he said again to Tietjens: "<i>You</i>! Going
-out to-morrow!" And, when the idea was really there, his face suddenly
-cleared. He looked with a swift, averted glance at Sylvia's face and
-then for a fixed moment at Tietjens' oil-stained tunic. Tietjens could
-see him explaining to himself with immense enlightenment that <i>that</i>
-explained both Sylvia's tears and the oil on the tunic. For Port Scatho
-might well imagine that officers went to the conflict in their oldest
-clothes. . . .</p>
-
-<p>But, if his puzzled brain cleared, his distressed mind became suddenly
-distressed doubly. He had to add to the distress he had felt on entering
-the room and finding himself in the midst of what he took to be a highly
-emotional family parting. And Tietjens knew that during the whole war
-Port Scatho had never witnessed a family parting at all. Those that were
-not inevitable he would avoid like the plague, and his own nephew and
-all his wife's nephews were in the bank. That was quite proper for, if the
-ennobled family of Brownlie were not of the Ruling Class&mdash;who had to
-go!&mdash;they were of the Administrative Class, who were privileged to
-stay. So he had seen no partings.</p>
-
-<p>Of his embarrassed hatred of them he gave immediate evidence. For he
-first began several sentences of praise of Tietjens' heroism which he
-was unable to finish and then getting quickly out of his chair
-exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"In the circumstances then . . . the little matter I came about . . .
-I couldn't of course think . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"No; don't go. The matter you came about&mdash;I know all about it of
-course&mdash;had better be settled."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho sat down again: his jaw fell slowly: under his bronzed
-complexion his skin became a shade paler. He said at last:</p>
-
-<p>"You know what I came about? But then . . ."</p>
-
-<p>His ingenuous and kindly mind could be seen to be working with
-reluctance: his athletic figure drooped. He pushed the letter that he
-still held along the tablecloth towards Tietjens. He said, in the voice
-of one awaiting a reprieve:</p>
-
-<p>"But you <i>can't</i> be . . . aware . . . Not of this
-letter. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens left the letter on the cloth, from there he could read the
-large handwriting on the blue-grey paper:</p>
-
-<p>"Mrs. Christopher Tietjens presents her compliments to Lord Port Scatho
-and the Honourable Court of Benchers of the Inn. . . ." He wondered
-where Sylvia had got hold of that phraseology: he imagined it to be
-fantastically wrong. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"I have already told you that I know about this letter, as I have
-already told you that I know&mdash;and I will add that I approve!&mdash;of
-all Mrs. Tietjens' actions. . . ." With his hard blue eyes he looked
-brow-beatingly into Port Scatho's soft brown orbs, knowing that he was
-sending the message: "Think what you please and be damned to you!"</p>
-
-<p>The gentle brown things remained on his face; then they filled with an
-expression of deep pain. Port Scatho cried:</p>
-
-<p>"But good God! Then . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He looked at Tietjens again. His mind, which took refuge from life in
-the affairs of the Low Church, of Divorce Law Reform and of Sports for
-the People, became a sea of pain at the contemplation of strong
-situations. His eye said:</p>
-
-<p>"For heaven's sake do not tell me that Mrs. Duchemin, the mistress of
-your dearest friend, is the mistress of yourself, and that you take this
-means of wreaking a vulgar spite on them."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens, leaning heavily forward, made his eyes as enigmatic as he
-could; he said very slowly and very clearly:</p>
-
-<p>"Mrs. Tietjens is, of course, not aware of <i>all</i> the
-circumstances."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho threw himself back in his chair.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't understand!" he said. "I do not understand. How am I to act?
-You do not wish me to act on this letter? You can't!"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens, who found himself, said:</p>
-
-<p>"You had better talk to Mrs. Tietjens about that. I will say something
-myself later. In the meantime let me say that Mrs. Tietjens would seem
-to me to be quite within her rights. A lady, heavily veiled, comes here
-every Friday and remains until four of the Saturday morning. . . . If
-you are prepared to palliate the proceeding you had better do so to Mrs.
-Tietjens. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho turned agitatedly on Sylvia.</p>
-
-<p>"I can't, of course, palliate," he said. "God forbid. . . . But, my dear
-Sylvia . . . my dear Mrs. Tietjens. . . . In the case of two people so
-much esteemed! . . . We have, of course, argued the matter of principle.
-It is a part of a subject I have very much at heart: the granting of
-divorce . . . civil divorce, at least . . . in cases in which one of the
-parties to the marriage is in a lunatic asylum. I have sent you the
-pamphlets of E. S. P. Haynes that we publish. I know that as a Roman
-Catholic you hold strong views. . . . I do not, I assure you, stand for
-latitude. . . ." He became then simply eloquent: he really had the
-matter at heart, one of his sisters having been for many years married
-to a lunatic. He expatiated on the agonies of this situation all the
-more eloquently in that it was the only form of human distress which he
-had personally witnessed.</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia took a long look at Tietjens: he imagined for counsel. He looked
-at her steadily for a moment, then at Port Scatho, who was earnestly
-turned to her, then back at her. He was trying to say:</p>
-
-<p>"Listen to Port Scatho for a minute. I need time to think of my course
-of action!"</p>
-
-<p>He needed, for the first time in his life, time to think of his course
-of action.</p>
-
-<p>He had been thinking with his under mind ever since Sylvia had told him
-that she had written her letter to the benchers denouncing Macmaster and
-his woman; ever since Sylvia had reminded him that Mrs. Duchemin in the
-Edinburgh to London express of the day before the war had been in his
-arms he had seen, with extraordinary clearness a great many north
-country scenes though he could not affix names to all the places. The
-forgetfulness of the names was abnormal: he ought to know the names of
-places from Berwick down to the vale of York&mdash;but that he should have
-forgotten the incidents was normal enough. They had been of little
-importance: he preferred not to remember the phases of his friend's love
-affair; moreover, the events that happened immediately afterwards had
-been of a nature to make one forget quite normally what had just
-preceded them. That Mrs. Duchemin should be sobbing on his shoulder in a
-locked corridor carriage hadn't struck him as in the least important:
-she was the mistress of his dearest friend: she had had a very trying
-time for a week or so, ending in a violent, nervous quarrel with her
-agitated lover. She was, of course, crying off the effects of the
-quarrel which had been all the more shaking in that Mrs. Duchemin, like
-himself, had always been almost too self-contained. As a matter of fact
-he did not himself like Mrs. Duchemin, and he was pretty certain that
-she herself more than a little disliked him; so that nothing but their
-common feeling for Macmaster had brought them together. General Campion,
-however, was not to know that. . . . He had looked into the carriage in
-the way one does in a corridor just after the train had left. . . . He
-couldn't remember the name. . . . Doncaster . . . No! . . . Darlington;
-it wasn't that. At Darlington there was a model of the Rocket . . . or
-perhaps it isn't the Rocket. An immense clumsy leviathan of a locomotive
-by . . . by . . . The great gloomy stations of the north-going trains . . .
-Durham . . . No! Alnwick. . . . No! . . . Wooler . . . By God!
-Wooler! The junction for Bamborough. . . .</p>
-
-<p>It had been in one of the castles at Bamborough that he and Sylvia had
-been staying with the Sandbachs. Then . . . a name had come into his
-mind spontaneously! . . . Two names! . . . It was, perhaps, the turn of
-the tide! For the first time . . . To be marked with a red stone . . .
-after this: some names, sometimes, on the tip of the tongue, might come
-over! He had, however, to get on. . . .</p>
-
-<p>The Sandbachs, then, and he and Sylvia . . . others too . . . had been
-in Bamborough since mid-July: Eton and Harrow at Lord's, waiting for the
-real house parties that would come with the 12th. . . . He repeated
-these names and dates to himself for the personal satisfaction of
-knowing that, amongst the repairs effected in his mind, these two
-remained: Eton and Harrow, the end of the London season: 12th of August,
-grouse shooting begins. . . . It was pitiful. . . .</p>
-
-<p>When General Campion had come up to rejoin his sister he, Tietjens, had
-stopped only two days. The coolness between the two of them remained; it
-was the first time they had met, except in Court, after the accident. . . .
-For Mrs. Wannop, with grim determination, had sued the General for
-the loss of her horse. It had lived all right&mdash;but it was only fit to
-draw a lawn-mower for cricket pitches. . . . Mrs. Wannop, then, had gone
-bald-headed for the General, partly because she wanted the money, partly
-because she wanted a public reason for breaking with the Sandbachs. The
-general had been equally obstinate and had undoubtedly perjured himself
-in Court: not the best, not the most honourable, the most benevolent man
-in the world would not turn oppressor of the widow and orphan when his
-efficiency as a chauffeur was impugned or the fact brought to light that
-at a very dangerous turning he hadn't sounded his horn. Tietjens had
-sworn that he hadn't: the General that he had. There <i>could</i> not be
-any question of doubt, for the horn was a beastly thing that made a
-prolonged noise like that of a terrified peacock. . . . So Tietjens had
-not, till the end of that July, met the General again. It had been quite
-a proper thing for gentlemen to quarrel over and was quite convenient,
-though it had cost the General fifty pounds for the horse and, of
-course, a good bit over for costs. Lady Claudine had refused to
-interfere in the matter: she was privately of opinion that the General
-<i>hadn't</i> sounded his horn, but the General was both a passionately
-devoted and explosive brother. She had remained closely intimate with
-Sylvia, mildly cordial with Tietjens and had continued to ask the
-Wannops to such of her garden parties as the General did not attend. She
-was also very friendly with Mrs. Duchemin.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens and the General had met with the restrained cordiality of
-English gentlemen who had some years before accused each other of
-perjury in a motor accident. On the second morning a violent quarrel had
-broken out between them on the subject of whether the General had or
-hadn't sounded his horn. The General had ended up by shouting . . .
-really shouting:</p>
-
-<p>"By God! If I ever get you under my command. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens remembered that he had quoted and given the number of a
-succinct paragraph in King's Regs, dealing with the fate of general or
-higher field officers who gave their subordinates bad confidential
-reports because of private quarrels. The General had exploded into
-noises that ended in laughter.</p>
-
-<p>"What a rag-bag of a mind you have, Chrissie!" he said. "What's King's
-Regs, to you? And how do you know it's paragraph 66 or whatever you say
-it is? I don't." He added more seriously: "<i>What</i> a fellow you are for
-getting into obscure rows! What in the world do you do it for?"</p>
-
-<p>That afternoon Tietjens had gone to stop, a long way up in the moors,
-with his son, the nurse, his sister Effie and her children. They were
-the last days of happiness he was to know and he hadn't known so many.
-He was then content. He played with his boy, who, thank God, was
-beginning to grow healthy at last. He walked about the moors with his
-sister Effie, a large, plain, parson's wife, who had no conversation at
-all, though at times they talked of their mother. The moors were like
-enough to those above Groby to make them happy. They lived in a bare,
-grim farmhouse, drank great quantities of butter-milk and ate great
-quantities of Wensleydale. It was the hard, frugal life of his desire
-and his mind was at rest.</p>
-
-<p>His mind was at rest because there was going to be a war. From the first
-moment of his reading the paragraph about the assassination of the
-Archduke Franz Ferdinand he had known that, calmly and with assurance.
-Had he imagined that this country would come in he would not have known
-a mind at rest. He loved this country for the run of its hills, the
-shape of its elm trees and the way the heather, running uphill to the
-skyline, meets the blue of the heavens. War for this country could only
-mean humiliation, spreading under the sunlight, an almost invisible
-pall, over the elms, the hills, the heather, like the vapour that spread
-from . . . oh, Middlesbrough! We were fitted neither for defeat nor for
-victory: we could be true to neither friend nor foe. Not even to
-ourselves!</p>
-
-<p>But of war for us he had no fear. He saw our Ministry sitting tight till
-the opportune moment and then grabbing a French channel port or a few
-German colonies as the price of neutrality. And he was thankful to be
-out of it; for his back-doorway out&mdash;his second!&mdash;was the French
-Foreign Legion. First Sylvia: then that! Two tremendous disciplines: for
-the soul and for the body.</p>
-
-<p>The French he admired: for their tremendous efficiency, for their
-frugality of life, for the logic of their minds, for their admirable
-achievements in the arts, for their neglect of the industrial system,
-for their devotion, above all, to the eighteenth century. It would be
-restful to serve, if only as a slave, people who saw clearly, coldly,
-straight: not obliquely and with hypocrisy only such things as should
-deviously conduce to the standard of comfort of hogs and to lecheries
-winked at. . . . He would rather sit for hours on a bench in a
-barrack-room polishing a badge in preparation for the cruellest of route
-marches of immense lengths under the Algerian sun.</p>
-
-<p>For, as to the Foreign Legion, he had had no illusion. You were treated
-not as a hero, but as a whipped dog: he was aware of all the
-<i>asticoteries</i>, the cruelties, the weight of the rifle, the cells. You
-would have six months of training in the desert and then be hurtled into
-the line to be massacred without remorse . . . as foreign dirt. But the
-prospect seemed to him one of deep peace: he had never asked for soft
-living and now was done with it. . . . The boy was healthy; Sylvia, with
-the economies they had made, very rich . . . and even at that date he
-was sure that, if the friction of himself, Tietjens, were removed, she
-would make a good mother. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Obviously he might survive; but after that tremendous physical drilling
-what survived would not be himself, but a man with cleaned, sand-dried
-bones: a clear mind. His private ambition had always been for
-saintliness: he must be able to touch pitch and not be defiled. That he
-knew marked him off as belonging to the sentimental branch of humanity.
-He couldn't help it: Stoic or Epicurean: Caliph in the harem or Dervish
-desiccating in the sand: one or the other you must be. And his desire
-was to be a saint of the Anglican variety . . . as his mother had been,
-without convent, ritual, vows, or miracles to be performed by your
-relics! That sainthood, truly, the Foreign Legion might give you. . . .
-The desire of every English gentleman from Colonel Hutchinson
-upwards. . . . A mysticism. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Remembering the clear sunlight of those naïvetés&mdash;though in his
-blue gloom he had abated no jot of the ambition&mdash;Tietjens sighed
-deeply as he came back for a moment to regard his dining-room. Really, it
-was to see how much time he had left in which to think out what to say to
-Port Scatho. . . . Port Scatho had moved his chair over to beside Sylvia
-and, almost touching her, was leaning over and recounting the griefs of his
-sister who was married to a lunatic. Tietjens gave himself again for a
-moment to the luxury of self-pity. He considered that he was
-dull-minded, heavy, ruined, and so calumniated that at times he believed
-in his own infamy, for it is impossible to stand up for ever against the
-obloquy of your land and remain unhurt in the mind. If you hunch your
-shoulders too long against a storm your shoulders will grow bowed. . . .</p>
-
-<p>His mind stopped for a moment and his eyes gazed dully at Sylvia's
-letter which lay open on the tablecloth. His thoughts came together,
-converging on the loosely-written words:</p>
-
-<p>"For the last nine months a woman . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He wondered swiftly what he had already said to Port Scatho: only that
-he had known of his wife's letter; not when! And that he approved! Well,
-on principle! He sat up. To think that one could be brought down to
-thinking so slowly!</p>
-
-<p>He ran swiftly over what had happened in the train from Scotland and
-before. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster had turned up one morning beside their breakfast table in the
-farm house, much agitated, looking altogether too small in a cloth cap
-and a new grey tweed suit. He had wanted £50 to pay his bill with: at
-some place up the line above . . . above . . . Berwick suddenly flashed
-into Tietjens' mind. . . .</p>
-
-<p>That was the geographic position. Sylvia was at Bamborough on the coast
-(junction Wooler); he, himself, to the north-west, on the moors.
-Macmaster to the north-east of him, just over the border: in some
-circumspect beauty spot where you did not meet people. Both Macmaster
-and Mrs. Duchemin would know that country and gurgle over its beastly
-literary associations. . . . The Shirra! Maida! Pet Marjorie . . .
-Faugh! Macmaster would, no doubt, turn an honest penny by writing
-articles about it and Mrs. Duchemin would hold his hand. . . .</p>
-
-<p>She had become Macmaster's mistress, as far as Tietjens knew, after a
-dreadful scene in the rectory, Duchemin having mauled his wife like a
-savage dog, and Macmaster in the house. . . . It was natural: a Sadic
-reaction as it were. But Tietjens rather wished they hadn't. Now it
-appeared they had been spending a week together . . . or more. Duchemin
-by that time was in an asylum. . . .</p>
-
-<p>From what Tietjens had made out they had got out of bed early one
-morning to take a boat and see the sunrise on some lake and had passed
-an agreeable day together quoting, "Since when we stand side by side
-only hands may meet" and other poems of Gabriel Charles Dante Rossetti,
-no doubt to justify their sin. On coming home they had run their boat's
-nose into the tea-table of the Port Scathos with Mr. Brownlie, the
-nephew, just getting out of a motor to join them. The Port Scatho group
-were spending the night at the Macmasters' hotel which backed on to the
-lake. It was the ordinary damn sort of thing that must happen in these
-islands that are only a few yards across.</p>
-
-<p>The Macmasters appear to have lost their heads frightfully, although
-Lady Port Scatho had been as motherly as possible to Mrs. Duchemin; so
-motherly, indeed, that if they had not been unable to observe anything,
-they might have recognised the Port Scathos as backers rather than spies
-upon themselves. It was, no doubt, however, Brownlie who had upset them:
-he wasn't very civil to Macmaster, whom he knew as a friend of Tietjens.
-He had dashed up from London in his motor to consult his uncle, who was
-dashing down from the west of Scotland, about the policy of the bank in
-that moment of crisis. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster, anyhow, did not spend the night in the hotel, but went to
-Jedburgh or Melrose or some such place, turning up again almost before
-it was light to have a frightful interview about five in the morning
-with Mrs. Duchemin, who, towards three, had come to a disastrous
-conclusion as to her condition. They had lost their nerves for the first
-time in their association, and they had lost them very badly indeed, the
-things that Mrs. Duchemin said to Macmaster seeming almost to have
-passed belief. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Thus, when Macmaster turned up at Tietjens' breakfast, he was almost out
-of his mind. He wanted Tietjens to go over in the motor he had brought,
-pay the bill at the hotel, and travel down to town with Mrs. Duchemin,
-who was certainly in no condition to travel alone. Tietjens was also to
-make up the quarrel with Mrs. Duchemin and to lend Macmaster £50 in
-cash, as it was then impossible to change cheques anywhere. Tietjens got
-the money from his old nurse, who, because she distrusted banks, carried
-great sums in £5 notes in a pocket under her under-petticoat.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster, pocketing the money, had said:</p>
-
-<p>"That makes exactly two thousand guineas that I owe you. I'm making
-arrangements to repay you next week. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens remembered that he had rather stiffened and had said: "For
-God's sake don't. I beg you not to. Have Duchemin properly put under
-trustees in lunacy, and leave his capital alone. I really beg you. You
-don't know what you'll be letting yourselves in for. You don't owe me
-anything and you can always draw on me."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens never knew what Mrs. Duchemin had done about her husband's
-estate over which she had at that date had a power of attorney; but he
-had imagined that, from that time on, Macmaster had felt a certain
-coldness for himself and that Mrs. Duchemin had hated him. During
-several years Macmaster had been borrowing hundreds at a time from
-Tietjens. The affair with Mrs. Duchemin had cost her lover a good deal:
-he had week-ended almost continuously in Rye at the expensive hostel.
-Moreover, the famous Friday parties for geniuses had been going on for
-several years now, and these had meant new furnishings, bindings,
-carpets, and loans to geniuses&mdash;at any rate before Macmaster had had
-the ear of the Royal Bounty. So the sum had grown to £2,000, and now to
-guineas. And, from that date, the Macmasters had not offered any
-repayment.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster had said that he dare not travel with Mrs. Duchemin because
-all London would be going south by that train. All London had. It pushed in
-at every conceivable and inconceivable station all down the line&mdash;it
-was the great rout of the 3-8-14. Tietjens had got on board at Berwick,
-where they were adding extra coaches, and by giving a £5 note to the
-guard, who hadn't been able to promise isolation for any distance, had
-got a locked carriage. It hadn't remained locked for long enough to let
-Mrs. Duchemin have her cry out&mdash;but it had apparently served to make
-some mischief. The Sandbach party had got on, no doubt at Wooler; the
-Port Scatho party somewhere else. Their petrol had run out somewhere and
-sales were stopped, even to bankers. Macmaster, who after all had
-travelled by the same train, hidden beneath two bluejackets, had picked
-up Mrs. Duchemin at King's Cross and that had seemed the end of it.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens, back in his dining-room, felt relief and also anger.
-He said:</p>
-
-<p>"Port Scatho. Time's getting short. I'd like to deal with this letter if
-you don't mind."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho came as if up out of a dream. He had found the process of
-attempting to convert Mrs. Tietjens to divorce law reform very
-pleasant&mdash;as he always did. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! . . . Oh, yes!"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said slowly:</p>
-
-<p>"If you can listen. . . . Macmaster has been married to Mrs. Duchemin
-exactly nine months. . . . Have you got that? Mrs. Tietjens did not know
-this till this afternoon. The period Mrs. Tietjens complains of in her
-letter is nine months. She did perfectly right to write the letter. As
-such I approve of it. If she had known that the Macmasters were married
-she would not have written it. I didn't know she was going to write it.
-If I had known she was going to write it I should have requested her not
-to. If I had requested her not to she would, no doubt, not have done so.
-I did know of the letter at the moment of your coming in. I had heard of
-it at lunch only ten minutes before. I should, no doubt, have heard of
-it before, but this is the first time I have lunched at home in four
-months. I have to-day had a day's leave as being warned for foreign
-service. I have been doing duty at Ealing. To-day is the first
-opportunity I have had for serious business conversation with Mrs.
-Tietjens. . . . Have you got all that? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho was running towards Tietjens, his hand extended, and over
-his whole shining personage the air of an enraptured bridegroom.
-Tietjens moved his right hand a little to the right, thus eluding the
-pink, well-fleshed hand of Port Scatho. He went on frigidly:</p>
-
-<p>"You had better, in addition, know as follows: The late Mr. Duchemin
-was a scathological&mdash;afterwards a homicidal&mdash;lunatic. He had
-recurrent fits, usually on a Saturday morning. That was because he
-fasted&mdash;not abstained merely&mdash;on Fridays. On Fridays he also
-drank. He had acquired the craving for drink when fasting, from
-finishing the sacramental wine after communion services. That is a not
-unknown occurrence. He behaved latterly with great physical violence to
-Mrs. Duchemin. Mrs. Duchemin, on the other hand, treated him with the
-utmost consideration and concern: she might have had him certified much
-earlier, but, considering the pain that confinement must cause him
-during his lucid intervals, she refrained. I have been an eye-witness of
-the most excruciating heroisms on her part. As for the behaviour of
-Macmaster and Mrs. Duchemin, I am ready to certify&mdash;and I believe
-society accepts&mdash;that it has been most . . . oh, circumspect and
-right! . . . There has been no secret of their attachment to each other.
-I believe that their determination to behave with decency during their
-period of waiting has not been questioned. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Lord Port Scatho said:</p>
-
-<p>"No! no! Never . . . Most . . . as you say . . . circumspect and,
-yes . . . right!"</p>
-
-<p>"Mrs. Duchemin," Tietjens continued, "has presided at Macmaster's
-literary Fridays for a long time; of course since long before they were
-married. But, as you know, Macmaster's Fridays have been perfectly open:
-you might almost call them celebrated. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Lord Port Scatho said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! yes! indeed . . . I sh'd be only too glad to have a ticket for
-Lady Port Scatho. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"She's only got to walk in," Tietjens said. "I'll warn them: they'll be
-pleased. . . . If, perhaps, you would look in to-night! They have a
-special party. . . . But Mrs. Macmaster was always attended by a young
-lady who saw her off by the last train to Rye. Or I very frequently saw
-her off myself, Macmaster being occupied by the weekly article that he
-wrote for one of the papers on Friday nights. . . . They were married on
-the day after Mr. Duchemin's funeral. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You can't blame 'em!" Lord Port Scatho proclaimed.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't propose to," Tietjens said. "The really frightful tortures Mrs.
-Duchemin had suffered justified&mdash;and indeed necessitated&mdash;her
-finding protection and sympathy at the earliest possible moment. They have
-deferred this announcement of their union partly out of respect for the
-usual period of mourning, partly because Mrs. Duchemin feels very
-strongly that, with all the suffering that is now abroad, wedding feasts
-and signs of rejoicing on the part of non-participants are eminently to
-be deprecated. Still, the little party of to-night is by way of being an
-announcement that they are married. . . ." He paused to reflect for a
-moment.</p>
-
-<p>"I perfectly understand!" Lord Port Scatho exclaimed. "I perfectly
-approve. Believe me, I and Lady Port Scatho will do everything. . . .
-Everything! . . . Most admirable people. . . . Tietjens, my dear fellow,
-your behaviour . . . most handsome. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Wait a minute. . . . There was an occasion in August, '14. In a place
-on the border. I can't remember the name. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Lord Port Scatho burst out:</p>
-
-<p>"My dear fellow . . . I beg you won't. . . . I beseech you
-not to . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens went on:</p>
-
-<p>"Just before then Mr. Duchemin had made an attack of an unparalleled
-violence on his wife. It was that that caused his final incarceration.
-She was not only temporarily disfigured, but she suffered serious
-internal injuries and, of course, great mental disturbance. It was
-absolutely necessary that she should have change of scene. . . . But I
-think you will bear me out that, in that case too, their behaviour
-was . . . again, circumspect and right. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho said:</p>
-
-<p>"I know; I know . . . Lady Port Scatho and I agreed&mdash;even without
-knowing what you have just told me&mdash;that the poor things almost
-exaggerated it. . . . He slept, of course, at Jedburgh? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! They almost exaggerated it. . . . I had to be called in
-to take Mrs. Duchemin home. . . . It caused, apparently,
-misunderstandings. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho&mdash;full of enthusiasm at the thought that at least two
-unhappy victims of the hateful divorce laws had, with decency and
-circumspectness, found the haven of their desires&mdash;burst out:</p>
-
-<p>"By God, Tietjens, if I ever hear a man say a word against you. . . .
-Your splendid championship of your friend. . . . Your . . . your
-unswerving devotion . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Wait a minute, Port Scatho, will you?" He was unbottoning the flap of
-his breast pocket.</p>
-
-<p>"A man who can act so splendidly in one instance," Port Scatho
-said. . . . "And your going to France. . . . If any one . . . if
-<i>any</i> one . . . dares . . ."</p>
-
-<p>At the sight of a vellum-cornered, green-edged book in Tietjens' hand
-Sylvia suddenly stood up; as Tietjens took from an inner flap a cheque
-that had lost its freshness she made three great strides over the carpet
-to him.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Chrissie! . . ." she cried out. "He hasn't . . . That beast
-hasn't . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens answered:</p>
-
-<p>"He has . . ." He handed the soiled cheque to the banker. Port Scatho
-looked at it with slow bewilderment.</p>
-
-<p>"'Account overdrawn,'" he read. "Brownie's . . . my nephew's
-handwriting. . . . To the club . . . It's . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You aren't going to take it lying down?" Sylvia said. "Oh, thank
-goodness, you aren't going to take it lying down."</p>
-
-<p>"No! I'm not going to take it lying down," Tietjens said. "Why should
-I?" A look of hard suspicion came over the banker's face.</p>
-
-<p>"You appear," he said, "to have been overdrawing your account. People
-should not overdraw their accounts. For what sum are you overdrawn?"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens handed his pass-book to Port Scatho.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't understand on what principle you work," Sylvia said to
-Tietjens. "There are things you take lying down; this you don't."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"It doesn't matter, really. Except for the child."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"I guaranteed an overdraft for you up to a thousand pounds last
-Thursday. You can't be overdrawn over a thousand pounds."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm not overdrawn at all," Tietjens said. "I was for about fifteen
-pounds yesterday. I didn't know it."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho was turning over the pages of the pass-book, his face
-completely blank.</p>
-
-<p>"I simply don't understand," he said. "You appear to be in credit. . . .
-You appear always to have been in credit except for a small sum now and
-then. For a day or two."</p>
-
-<p>"I was overdrawn," Tietjens said, "for fifteen pounds yesterday. I
-should say for three or four hours: the course of a post, from my army
-agent to your head office. During these two or three hours your bank
-selected two out of six of my cheques to dishonour&mdash;both being under
-two pounds. The other one was sent back to my mess at Ealing, who won't, of
-course, give it back to me. That also is marked "account overdrawn," and
-in the same handwriting."</p>
-
-<p>"But good God," the banker said. "That means your ruin."</p>
-
-<p>"It certainly means my ruin," Tietjens said. "It was meant to."</p>
-
-<p>"But," the banker said&mdash;a look of relief came into his face which
-had begun to assume the aspect of a broken man's&mdash;"you must have other
-accounts with the bank . . . a speculative one, perhaps, on which you
-are heavily down. . . . I don't myself attend to client's accounts,
-except the very huge ones, which affect the bank's policy."</p>
-
-<p>"You ought to," Tietjens said. "It's the very little ones you ought to
-attend to, as a gentleman making his fortune out of them. I have no
-other account with you. I have never speculated in anything in my life. I
-have lost a great deal in Russian securities&mdash;a great deal for me. But
-so, no doubt, have you."</p>
-
-<p>"Then . . . betting!" Port Scatho said.</p>
-
-<p>"I never put a penny on a horse in my life," Tietjens said. "I know too
-much about them."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho looked at the faces first of Sylvia, then of Tietjens.
-Sylvia, at least, was his very old friend. She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Christopher never bets and never speculates. His personal expenses are
-smaller than those of any man in town. You could say he had no personal
-expenses."</p>
-
-<p>Again the swift look of suspicion came into Port Scatho's open
-face.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh," Sylvia said, "you couldn't suspect Christopher and me of being in
-a plot to blackmail you."</p>
-
-<p>"No; I couldn't suspect that," the banker said. "But the other
-explanation is just as extraordinary. . . . To suspect the bank . . .
-the <i>bank</i>. . . . How do <i>you</i> account? . . ." He was addressing
-Tietjens; his round head seemed to become square, below; emotion worked
-on his jaws.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll tell you simply this," Tietjens said. "You can then repair the
-matter as you think fit. Ten days ago I got my marching orders. As soon
-as I had handed over to the officer who relieved me I drew cheques for
-everything I owed&mdash;to my military tailor, the mess&mdash;for one pound
-twelve shillings. I had also to buy a compass and a revolver, the Red Cross
-orderlies having annexed mine when I was in hospital. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho said: "Good God!"</p>
-
-<p>"Don't you know they annex things?" Tietjens asked. He went on: "The
-total, in fact, amounted to an overdraft of fifteen pounds, but I did
-not think of it as such because my army agents ought to have paid my
-month's army pay over to you on the first. As you perceive, they have
-only paid it over this morning, the 13th. But, as you will see from my
-pass-book, they have always paid about the 13th, not the 1st. Two days
-ago I lunched at the club and drew that cheque for one pound fourteen
-shillings and sixpence: one ten for personal expenses and the four and
-six for lunch. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You were, however, actually overdrawn," the banker said sharply.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yesterday, for two hours."</p>
-
-<p>"But then," Port Scatho said, "what do you want done? We'll do what we
-can."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know. Do what you like. You'd better make what explanation you
-can to the military authority. If they court-martialled me it would hurt
-you more than me. I assure you of that. There <i>is</i> an explanation."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho began suddenly to tremble.</p>
-
-<p>"What . . . what . . . what explanation?" he said. "You . . . damn
-it . . . you draw this out. . . . Do you dare to say my bank. . . ." He
-stopped, drew his hand down his face and said: "But yet . . . you're a
-sensible, sound man. . . . I've heard things against you. But I don't
-believe them. . . . Your father always spoke very highly of you. . . . I
-remember he said if you wanted money you could always draw on him
-through us for three or four hundred. . . . That's what makes it so
-incomprehensible. . . . It's . . . it's . . ." His agitation grew on
-him. "It seems to strike at the very heart. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Look here, Port Scatho. . . . I've always had a respect for you. Settle
-it how you like. Fix the mess up for both our sakes with any formula
-that's not humiliating for your bank. I've already resigned from the
-club. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said: "Oh, <i>no</i>, Christopher . . . not from the
-<i>club</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho started back from beside the table.</p>
-
-<p>"But if you're in the right!" he said. "You <i>couldn't</i> . . . Not
-resign from the club. . . . I'm on the committee. . . . I'll explain to
-them, in the fullest, in the most generous . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You couldn't explain," Tietjens said. "You can't get ahead of
-rumour. . . . It's half over London at this moment. You know what
-the toothless old fellows of your committee are. . . . Anderson!
-ffolliott. . . And my brother's friend, Ruggles. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho said:</p>
-
-<p>"Your brother's friend Ruggles. . . . But look here. . . . He's
-something about the Court, isn't he? But look here. . . ." His mind
-stopped. He said: "People shouldn't overdraw. . . . But if your father
-said you could draw on him I'm really much concerned. . . . You're a
-first-rate fellow. . . . I can tell that from your pass-book alone. . . .
-Nothing but cheques drawn to first-class tradesmen for reasonable
-amounts. The sort of pass-book I liked to see when I was a junior clerk
-in the bank. . . ." At that early reminiscence feelings of pathos
-overcame him and his mind once more stopped.</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia came back into the room; they had not perceived her going. She in
-turn held in her hand a letter.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Look here, Port Scatho, don't get into this state. Give me your word to
-do what you can when you've assured yourself the facts are as I say. I
-wouldn't bother you at all, it's not my line, except for Mrs. Tietjens.
-A man alone can live that sort of thing down, or die. But there's no
-reason why Mrs. Tietjens should live, tied to a bad hat, while he's
-living it down or dying."</p>
-
-<p>"But that's not <i>right</i>" Port Scatho said, "it's not the right way
-to look at it. You can't pocket . . . I'm simply bewildered. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You've no right to be bewildered," Sylvia said. "You're worrying your
-mind for expedients to save the reputation of your bank. We know your
-bank is more to you than a baby. You should look after it better, then."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho, who had already fallen two paces away from the table, now
-fell two paces back, almost on top of it. Sylvia's nostrils were
-dilated.</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Tietjens shall not resign from your beastly club. He shall not! Your
-committee will request him formally to withdraw his resignation. You
-understand? He will withdraw it. Then he will resign for good. He is too
-good to mix with people like you. . . ." She paused, her chest working
-fast. "Do you understand what you've got to do?" she asked.</p>
-
-<p>An appalling shadow of a thought went through Tietjens' mind: he would
-not let it come into words.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know . . ." the banker said. "I don't know that I can get the
-committee . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"You've got to," Sylvia answered. "I'll tell you why . . . Christopher
-was never overdrawn. Last Thursday I instructed your people to pay a
-thousand pounds to my husband's account. I repeated the instruction by
-letter and I kept a copy of the letter witnessed by my confidential
-maid. I also registered the letter and have the receipt for it. . . .
-You can see them."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho mumbled from over the letter:</p>
-
-<p>"It's to Brownie . . . Yes, a receipt for a letter to Brownie . . ."
-She examined the little green slip on both sides. He said: "Last
-Thursday. . . . To-day's Monday. . . . An instruction to sell
-North-Western stock to the amount of one thousand pounds and
-place to the account of . . . Then . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said:</p>
-
-<p>"That'll do. . . . You can't angle for time any more. . . . Your nephew
-has been in an affair of this sort before. . . . I'll tell you. Last
-Thursday at lunch your nephew told me that Christopher's brother's
-solicitors had withdrawn all the permissions for overdrafts on the books
-of the Groby estate. There were several to members of the family. Your
-nephew said that he intended to catch Christopher on the hop&mdash;that's
-his own expression&mdash;and dishonour the next cheque of his that came in.
-He said he had been waiting for the chance ever since the war and the
-brother's withdrawal had given it him. I begged him not to . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"But, good God," the banker said, "this is unheard of . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"It isn't," Sylvia said. "Christopher has had five snotty, little,
-miserable subalterns to defend at court-martials for exactly similar
-cases. One was an exact reproduction of this. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"But, good God," the banker exclaimed again, "men giving their lives for
-their country. . . . Do you mean to say Brownie did this out of revenge
-for Tietjens' defending at court-martials. . . . And then . . . your
-thousand pounds is not shown in your husband's pass-book. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Of course it's not," Sylvia said. "It has never been paid in. On Friday
-I had a formal letter from your people pointing out that North-Westerns
-were likely to rise and asking me to reconsider my position. The same
-day I sent an express telling them explicitly to do as I said. . . .
-Ever since then your nephew has been on the 'phone begging me not to
-save my husband. He was there, just now, when I went out of the room. He
-was also beseeching me to fly with him."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Isn't that enough, Sylvia? It's rather torturing."</p>
-
-<p>"Let them be tortured," Sylvia said. "But it appears to be enough."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho had covered his face with both his pink hands. He had
-exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, my God! Brownie again. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens' brother Mark was in the room. He was smaller, browner and
-harder than Tietjens and his blue eyes protruded more. He had in one
-hand a bowler hat, in the other an umbrella, wore a pepper-and-salt suit
-and had race-glasses slung across him. He disliked Port Scatho, who
-detested him. He had lately been knighted. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"Hullo, Port Scatho," neglecting to salute his sister-in-law. His eyes,
-whilst he stood motionless, rolled a look round the room and rested on a
-miniature bureau that stood on a writing-table, in a recess, under and
-between bookshelves.</p>
-
-<p>"I see you've still got that cabinet," he said to Tietjens.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I haven't. I've sold it to Sir John Robertson. He's waiting to take it
-away till he has room in his collection."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho walked, rather unsteadily, round the lunch-table and stood
-looking down from one of the long windows. Sylvia sat down on her chair
-beside the fireplace. The two brothers stood facing each other,
-Christopher suggesting wheat-sacks, Mark, carved wood. All round them,
-except for the mirror that reflected bluenesses, the gilt backs of
-books. Hullo Central was clearing the table.</p>
-
-<p>"I hear you're going out again to-morrow," Mark said. "I want to settle
-some things with you."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm going at nine from Waterloo," Christopher said. "I've not much
-time. You can walk with me to the War Office if you like."</p>
-
-<p>Mark's eyes followed the black and white of the maid round the table.
-She went out with the tray. Christopher suddenly was reminded of
-Valentine Wannop clearing the table in her mother's cottage. Hullo
-Central was no faster about it. Mark said:</p>
-
-<p>"Port Scatho! As you're there we may as well finish one point. I have
-cancelled my father's security for my brother's overdraft."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho said, to the window, but loud enough:</p>
-
-<p>"We all know it. To our cost."</p>
-
-<p>"I wish you, however," Mark Tietjens went on, "to make over from my own
-account a thousand a year to my brother as he needs it. Not more than a
-thousand in any one year."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho said:</p>
-
-<p>"Write a letter to the bank. I don't look after clients' accounts on
-social occasions."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't see why you don't," Mark Tietjens said. "It's the way you make
-your bread and butter, isn't it?"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"You may save yourself all this trouble, Mark. I am closing my account
-in any case."</p>
-
-<p>Port Scatho spun round on his heel.</p>
-
-<p>"I beg that you won't," he exclaimed. "I beg that we . . . that we may
-have the honour of continuing to have you draw upon us." He had the
-trick of convulsively working jaws: his head against the light was like
-the top of a rounded gate-post. He said to Mark Tietjens: "You may tell
-your friend, Mr. Ruggles, that your brother is empowered by me to draw
-on my private account . . . on my personal and private account up to any
-amount he needs. I say that to show my estimate of your brother; because
-I know he will incur no obligations he cannot discharge."</p>
-
-<p>Mark Tietjens stood motionless; leaning slightly on the crook of his
-umbrella on the one side; on the other displaying, at arm's length, the
-white silk lining of his bowler hat, the lining being the brightest
-object in the room.</p>
-
-<p>"That's your affair," he said to Port Scatho. "All I'm concerned with is
-to have a thousand a year paid to my brother's account till further
-notice."</p>
-
-<p>Christopher Tietjens said, with what he knew was a sentimental voice, to
-Port Scatho. He was very touched; it appeared to him that with the
-spontaneous appearance of several names in his memory, and with this
-estimate of himself from the banker, his tide was turning and that this
-day might indeed be marked by a red stone:</p>
-
-<p>"Of course, Port Scatho, I won't withdraw my wretched little account
-from you if you want to keep it. It flatters me that you should." He
-stopped and added: "I only wanted to avoid these . . . these family
-complications. But I suppose you can stop my brother's money being paid
-into my account. I don't want his money."</p>
-
-<p>He said to Sylvia:</p>
-
-<p>"You had better settle the other matter with Port Scatho."</p>
-
-<p>To Port Scatho:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm intensely obliged to you, Port Scatho. . . . You'll get Lady Port
-Scatho round to Macmaster's this evening if only for a minute; before
-eleven. . . ." And to his brother:</p>
-
-<p>"Come along, Mark. I'm going down to the War Office. We can talk as we
-walk."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia said very nearly with timidity&mdash;and again a dark thought
-went over Tietjens' mind:</p>
-
-<p>"Do we meet again then? . . . I know you're very busy. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes. I'll come and pick you out from Lady Job's, if they don't keep me
-too long at the War Office. I'm dining, as you know, at Macmaster's; I
-don't suppose I shall stop late."</p>
-
-<p>"I'd come," Sylvia said, "to Macmaster's, if you thought it was
-appropriate. I'd bring Claudine Sandbach and General Wade. We're only
-going to the Russian dancers. We'd cut off early."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens could settle that sort of thought very quickly.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, do," he said hurriedly. "It would be appreciated."</p>
-
-<p>He got to the door: he came back: his brother was nearly through. He
-said to Sylvia, and for him the occasion was a very joyful one:</p>
-
-<p>"I've worried out some of the words of that song. It runs:</p>
-
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i3">'Somewhere or other there must surely be</span><br />
-<span class="i3">The face not seen: the voice not heard . . .'</span>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Probably it's 'the voice not ever heard' to make up the metre. . . . I
-don't know the writer's name. But I hope I'll worry it all out during
-the day."</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia had gone absolutely white.</p>
-
-<p>"Don't!" she said. "Oh . . . <i>don't</i>." She added coldly: "Don't
-take the trouble," and wiped her tiny handkerchief across her lips as
-Tietjens went away.</p>
-
-<p>She had heard the song at a charity concert and had cried as she heard
-it. She had read, afterwards, the words in the programme and had almost
-cried again. But she had lost the programme and had never come across
-the words again. The echo of them remained with her like something
-terrible and alluring: like a knife she would some day take out and with
-which she would stab herself.</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="III_II">III</a></h4>
-
-
-<p>The two brothers walked twenty steps from the door along the empty Inn
-pavements without speaking. Each was completely expressionless. To
-Christopher it seemed like Yorkshire. He had a vision of Mark, standing
-on the lawn at Groby, in his bowler hat and with his umbrella, whilst
-the shooters walked over the lawn, and up the hill to the butts. Mark
-probably never had done that; but it was so that his image always
-presented itself to his brother. Mark was considering that one of the
-folds of his umbrella was disarranged. He seriously debated with himself
-whether he should unfold it at once and refold it&mdash;which was a great
-deal of trouble to take!&mdash;or whether he should leave it till he got to
-his club, where he would tell the porter to have it done at once. That
-would mean that he would have to walk for a mile and a quarter through
-London with a disarranged umbrella, which was disagreeable.</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"If I were you I wouldn't let that banker fellow go about giving you
-testimonials of that sort."</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"Ah!"</p>
-
-<p>He considered that, with a third of his brain in action, he was over a
-match for Mark, but he was tired of discussions. He supposed that some
-unpleasant construction would be put by his brother's friend, Ruggles,
-on the friendship of Port Scatho for himself. But he had no curiosity.
-Mark felt a vague discomfort. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"You had a cheque dishonoured at the club this morning?" Christopher
-said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>Mark waited for explanations. Christopher was pleased at the speed with
-which the news had travelled: it confirmed what he had said to Port
-Scatho. He viewed his case from outside. It was like looking at the
-smooth working of a mechanical model.</p>
-
-<p>Mark was more troubled. Used as he had been for thirty years to the
-vociferous south he had forgotten that there were taciturnities still.
-If at his Ministry he laconically accused a transport clerk of
-remissness, or if he accused his French mistress&mdash;just as
-laconically&mdash;of putting too many condiments on his nightly
-mutton-chop, or too much salt in the water in which she boiled his
-potatoes, he was used to hearing a great many excuses or negations,
-uttered with energy and continued for long. So he had got into
-the habit of considering himself almost the only laconic being in
-the world. He suddenly remembered with discomfort&mdash;but also with
-satisfaction&mdash;that his brother was his brother.</p>
-
-<p>He knew nothing about Christopher, for himself. He had seemed to look at
-his little brother down avenues, from a distance, the child misbehaving
-himself. Not a true Tietjens: born very late: a mother's child,
-therefore, rather than a father's. The mother an admirable woman, but
-from the South Riding. Soft, therefore, and ample. The elder Tietjens'
-children, when they had experienced failures, had been wont to blame
-their father for not marrying a woman of their own Riding. So, for
-himself, he knew nothing of this boy. He was said to be brilliant: an
-un-Tietjens-like quality. Akin to talkativeness! . . . Well, he wasn't
-talkative. Mark said:</p>
-
-<p>"What have you done with all the brass our mother left you? Twenty
-thousand, wasn't it?"</p>
-
-<p>They were just passing through a narrow way between Georgian houses. In
-the next quadrangle Tietjens stopped and looked at his brother. Mark
-stood still to be looked at. Christopher said to himself:</p>
-
-<p>"This man has the right to ask these questions!"</p>
-
-<p>It was as if a queer slip had taken place in a moving-picture. This
-fellow had become the head of the house: he, Christopher, was the heir.
-At that moment, their father, in the grave four months now, was for the
-first time dead.</p>
-
-<p>Christopher remembered a queer incident. After the funeral, when they
-had come back from the churchyard and had lunched, Mark&mdash;and Tietjens
-could now see the wooden gesture&mdash;had taken out his cigar-case and,
-selecting one cigar for himself, had passed the rest round the table. It
-was as if people's hearts had stopped beating. Groby had never, till
-that day, been smoked in: the father had had his twelve pipes filled and
-put in the rose-bushes in the drive. . . .</p>
-
-<p>It had been regarded merely as a disagreeable incident: a piece of bad
-taste. . . . Christopher, himself, only just back from France, would not
-even have known it as such, his mind was so blank, only the parson had
-whispered to him: "And Groby never smoked in till this day."</p>
-
-<p>But now! It appeared a symbol, and an absolutely right symbol. Whether
-they liked it or not, here were the head of the house and the heir. The
-head of the house must make his arrangements, the heir agree or
-disagree; but the elder brother had the right to have his enquiries
-answered.</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"Half the money was settled at once on my child. I lost seven thousand
-in Russian securities. The rest I spent. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mark said:</p>
-
-<p>"Ah!"</p>
-
-<p>They had just passed under the arch that leads into Holborn. Mark, in
-turn, stopped and looked at his brother and Christopher stood still to
-be inspected, looking into his brother's eyes. Mark said to himself:</p>
-
-<p>"The fellow isn't at least afraid to look at you!" He had been convinced
-that Christopher would be. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"You spent it on women? Or where do you get the money that you spend on
-women?"</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"I never spent a penny on a woman in my life."</p>
-
-<p>Mark said:</p>
-
-<p>"Ah!"</p>
-
-<p>They crossed Holborn and went by the backways towards Fleet Street.</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"When I say 'woman' I'm using the word in the ordinary sense. Of course
-I've given women of our own class tea or lunch and paid for their cabs.
-Perhaps I'd better put it that I've never&mdash;either before or after
-marriage&mdash;had connection with any woman other than my wife."</p>
-
-<p>Mark said:</p>
-
-<p>"Ah!"</p>
-
-<p>He said to himself:</p>
-
-<p>"Then Ruggles must be a liar." This neither distressed nor astonished
-him. For twenty years he and Ruggles had shared a floor of a large and
-rather gloomy building in Mayfair. They were accustomed to converse
-whilst shaving in a joint toilet-room, otherwise they did not often meet
-except at the club. Ruggles was attached to the Royal Court in some
-capacity, possibly as sub-deputy gold-stick-in-waiting. Or he might have
-been promoted in the twenty years. Mark Tietjens had never taken the
-trouble to enquire. Enormously proud and shut in on himself, he was
-without curiosity of any sort. He lived in London because it was
-immense, solitary, administrative and apparently without curiosity as to
-its own citizens. If he could have found, in the north, a city as vast
-and as distinguished by the other characteristics, he would have
-preferred it.</p>
-
-<p>Of Ruggles he thought little or nothing. He had once heard the phrase
-"agreeable rattle," and he regarded Ruggles as an agreeable rattle,
-though he did not know what the phrase meant. Whilst they shaved Ruggles
-gave out the scandal of the day. He never, that is to say, mentioned a
-woman whose virtue was not purchasable, or a man who would no: sell his
-wife for advancement. This matched with Mark's ideas of the south. When
-Ruggles aspersed the fame of a man of family from the north, Mark would
-stop him with:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, no. That's not true. He's a Craister of Wantley Fells," or another
-name, as the case might be. Half Scotchman, half Jew, Ruggles was very
-tall and resembled a magpie, having his head almost always on one side.
-Had he been English Mark would never have shared his rooms with him: he
-knew indeed few Englishmen of sufficient birth and position to have that
-privilege, and, on the other hand, few Englishmen of birth and position
-would have consented to share rooms so grim and uncomfortable, so
-furnished with horse-hair seated mahogany, or so lit with ground-glass
-skylights. Coming up to town at the age of twenty-five, Mark had taken
-these rooms with a man called Peebles, long since dead, and he had never
-troubled to make any change, though Ruggles had taken the place of
-Peebles. The remote similarity of the names had been less disturbing to
-Mark Tietjens than would have been the case had the names been more
-different. It would have been very disagreeable, Mark often thought, to
-share with a man called, say. Granger. As it was he still often called
-Ruggles Peebles, and no harm was done. Mark knew nothing of Ruggles'
-origins, then&mdash;so that, in a remote way, their union resembled that of
-Christopher with Macmaster. But whereas Christopher would have given his
-satellite the shirt off his back, Mark would not have lent Ruggles more
-than a five pound note, and would have turned him out of their rooms if
-it had not been returned by the end of the quarter. But, since Ruggles
-never had asked to borrow anything at all, Mark considered him an
-entirely honourable man. Occasionally Ruggles would talk of his
-determination to marry some widow or other with money, or of his
-influence with people in exalted stations, but, when he talked like
-that, Mark would not listen to him and he soon returned to stories of
-purchasable women and venial men.</p>
-
-<p>About five months ago Mark had said one morning to Ruggles:</p>
-
-<p>"You might pick up what you can about my youngest brother Christopher
-and let me know."</p>
-
-<p>The evening before that Mark's father had called Mark to him from over
-the other side of the smooking-room and had said:</p>
-
-<p>"You might find out what you can about Christopher. He may be in want of
-money. Has it occurred to you that he's the heir to the estate! After
-you, of course." Mr. Tietjens had aged a good deal after the deaths of
-his children. He said: "I suppose you won't marry?" and Mark had
-answered:</p>
-
-<p>"No; I shan't marry. But I suppose I'm a better life than Christopher.
-He appears to have been a good deal knocked about out there."</p>
-
-<p>Armed then with this commission Mr. Ruggles appears to have displayed
-extraordinary activity in preparing a Christopher Tietjens dossier. It
-is not often that an inveterate gossip gets a chance at a man whilst
-being at the same time practically shielded against the law of libel.
-And Ruggles disliked Christopher Tietjens with the inveterate dislike of
-the man who revels in gossip for the man who never gossips. And
-Christopher Tietjens had displayed more than his usual insolence to
-Ruggles. So Ruggles' coat-tails flashed round an unusual number of doors
-and his top-hat gleamed before an unusual number of tall portals during
-the next week.</p>
-
-<p>Amongst others he had visited the lady known as Glorvina.</p>
-
-<p>There is said to be a book, kept in a holy of holies, in which bad marks
-are set down against men of family and position in England. In this book
-Mark Tietjens and his father&mdash;in common with a great number of
-hard-headed Englishmen of county rank&mdash;implicitly believed.
-Christopher Tietjens didn't: he imagined that the activities of gentlemen
-like Ruggles were sufficient to stop the careers of people whom they
-disliked. On the other hand, Mark and his father looked abroad upon
-English society and saw fellows, apparently with every qualification for
-successful careers in one service or the other; and these fellows got no
-advancements, orders, titles or preferments of any kind. Just, rather
-mysteriously, they didn't make their marks. This they put down to the
-workings of the book.</p>
-
-<p>Ruggles, too, not only believed in the existence of that compilation of
-the suspect and doomed, but believed that his hand had a considerable
-influence over the inscriptions in its pages. He believed that if, with
-more moderation and with more grounds than usual, he uttered
-denigrations of certain men before certain personages, it would at least
-do those men a great deal of harm. And, quite steadily and with, indeed,
-real belief in much of what he said, Ruggles had denigrated Tietjens
-before these personages. Ruggles could not see why Christopher had taken
-Sylvia back after her elopement with Perowne: he could not see why
-Christopher had, indeed, married Sylvia at all when she was with child
-by a man called Drake&mdash;just as he wasn't going to believe that
-Christopher could get a testimonial out of Lord Port Scatho except by
-the sale of Sylvia to the banker. He couldn't see anything but money or
-jobs at the bottom of these things: he couldn't see how Tietjens
-otherwise got the money to support Mrs. Wannop, Miss Wannop and her
-child, and to maintain Mrs. Duchemin and Macmaster in the style they
-affected, Mrs. Duchemin being the mistress of Christopher. He simply
-could see no other solution. It is, in fact, asking for trouble if you
-are more altruist than the society that surrounds you.</p>
-
-<p>Ruggles, however, hadn't any pointers as to whether or no or to what
-degree he had really damaged his room-mate's brother. He had talked in
-what he considered to be the right quarters, but he hadn't any evidence
-that what he had said had got through. It was to ascertain that that he
-had called on the great lady, for if anybody knew, she would.</p>
-
-<p>He hadn't definitely ascertained anything, for the great lady
-was&mdash;and he knew it&mdash;a great deal cleverer than himself. The
-great lady, he was allowed to discover, had a real affection for Sylvia,
-her daughter's close friend, and she expressed real concern to hear that
-Christopher Tietjens wasn't getting on. Ruggles had gone to visit her
-quite openly to ask whether something better couldn't be done for the
-brother of the man with whom he lived. Christopher had, it was admitted,
-great abilities; yet neither in his office&mdash;in which he would
-surely have remained had he been satisfied with his prospects&mdash;nor
-in the army did he occupy anything but a very subordinate position.
-Couldn't, he asked, Glorvina do anything for him? And he added: "It's
-almost as if he had a bad mark against him. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>The great lady had said, with a great deal of energy, that she could not
-do anything at all. The energy was meant to show how absolutely her
-party had been downed, outed and jumped on by the party in power, so
-that she had no influence of any sort anywhere. That was an
-exaggeration; but it did Christopher Tietjens no good, since Ruggles
-chose to take it to mean that Glorvina said she could do nothing because
-there <i>was</i> a black mark against Tietjens in the book of the
-inner circle to which&mdash;if anyone had&mdash;the great lady must have
-had access.</p>
-
-<p>Glorvina, on the other hand, had been awakened to concern for Tietjens.
-In the existence of a book she didn't believe: she had never seen it.
-But that a black mark of a metaphorical nature might have been scored
-against him she was perfectly ready to believe and, when occasion
-served, during the next five months, she made enquiries about Tietjens.
-She came upon a Major Drake, an intelligence officer, who had access to
-the central depôt of confidential reports upon officers, and Major
-Drake showed her, with a great deal of readiness, as a specimen, the
-report on Tietjens. It was of a most discouraging sort and peppered over
-with hieroglyphics, the main point being Tietjens' impecuniosity and his
-predilection for the French; and apparently for the French Royalists.
-There being at that date and with that Government a great deal of
-friction with our Allies this characteristic which earlier had earned
-him a certain number of soft jobs had latterly done him a good deal of
-harm. Glorvina carried away the definite information that Tietjens had
-been seconded to the French artillery as a liaison officer and had
-remained with them for some time, but, having been shell-shocked, had
-been sent back. After that a mark had been added against him: "Not to be
-employed as liaison officer again."</p>
-
-<p>On the other hand, Sylvia's visits to Austrian officer-prisoners had
-also been noted to Tietjens' account and a final note added: "Not to be
-entrusted with any confidential work."</p>
-
-<p>To what extent Major Drake himself compiled these records the great lady
-didn't know and didn't want to know. She was acquainted with the
-relationships of the parties and was aware that in certain dark,
-full-blooded men the passion for sexual revenge is very lasting, and she
-let it go at that. She discovered, however, from Mr. Waterhouse&mdash;now
-also in retreat&mdash;that he had a very high opinion of Tietjens'
-character and abilities, and that just before Waterhouse's retirement he
-had especially recommended Tietjens for very high promotion. That alone, in
-the then state of Ministerial friendships and enmities, Glorvina knew to
-be sufficient to ruin any man within range of Governmental influence.</p>
-
-<p>She had, therefore, sent for Sylvia and had put all these matters before
-her, for she had too much wisdom to believe that, even supposing there
-should be differences between the young people of which she had no
-evidence at all, Sylvia could wish to do anything but promote her
-husband's material interests. Moreover, sincerely benevolent as the
-great lady was towards this couple, she also saw that here was a
-possibility of damaging, at least, individuals of the party in power. A
-person in a relatively unimportant official position can sometimes make
-a very nasty stink if he is unjustly used, has determination and a small
-amount of powerful backing. This Sylvia, at least, certainly had.</p>
-
-<p>And Sylvia had received the great lady's news with so much emotion that
-no one could have doubted that she was utterly devoted to her husband
-and would tell him all about it. This Sylvia had not as yet managed to
-do.</p>
-
-<p>Ruggles in the meantime had collected a very full budget of news and
-inferences to present to Mark Tietjens whilst shaving. Mark had been
-neither surprised nor indignant. He had been accustomed to call all his
-father's children, except the brother immediately next him, "the
-whelps," and their concerns had been no concerns of his. They would
-marry, beget unimportant children who would form collateral lines of
-Tietjens and disappear as is the fate of sons of younger sons. And the
-deaths of the intermediate brothers had been so recent that Mark was not
-yet used to thinking of Christopher as anything but a whelp, a person
-whose actions might be disagreeable but couldn't matter. He said to
-Ruggles:</p>
-
-<p>"You had better talk to my father about this. I don't know that I could
-keep all these particulars accurately in my head."</p>
-
-<p>Ruggles had been only too pleased to, and&mdash;with to give him
-weight, his intimacy with the eldest son, who certified to his
-reliability in money matters and his qualifications for amassing details
-as to personalities, acts and promotions&mdash;that day, at tea at the
-club, in a tranquil corner, Ruggles had told Mr. Tietjens senior that
-Christopher's wife had been with child when he had married her; he had
-hushed up her elopement with Perowne and connived at other love affairs
-of hers to his own dishonour, and was suspected in high places of being
-a French agent, thus being marked down as suspect in the great book. . . .
-All this in order to obtain money for the support of Miss Wannop, by
-whom he had had a child, and to maintain Macmaster and Mrs. Duchemin on
-a scale unsuited to their means, Mrs. Duchemin being his mistress. The
-story that Tietjens had had a child by Miss Wannop was first suggested,
-and then supported, by the fact that in Yorkshire he certainly had a son
-who never appeared in Gray's Inn.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Tietjens was a reasonable man: not reasonable enough to doubt
-Ruggles' circumstantial history. He believed implicitly in the great
-book&mdash;which has been believed in by several generations of country
-gentlemen: he perceived that his brilliant son had made no advancement
-commensurate with either his brilliance or his influence: he suspected
-that brilliance was synonymous with reprehensible tendencies. Moreover,
-his old friend, General ffolliott, had definitely told him some days
-before that he ought to enquire into the goings on of Christopher. On
-being pressed ffolliott had, also definitely, stated that Christopher
-was suspected of very dishonourable dealings, both in money and women.
-Ruggles' allegations came, therefore, as a definite confirmation of
-suspicions that appeared only too well backed up.</p>
-
-<p>He bitterly regretted that, knowing Christopher to be brilliant, he had
-turned the boy&mdash;as is the usual portion of younger sons&mdash;adrift,
-with what of a competence could be got together, to sink or swim. He had,
-he said to himself, always wished to keep at home and under his own eyes
-this boy for whom he had had especial promptings of tenderness. His
-wife, to whom he had been absolutely attached by a passionate devotion,
-had been unusually wrapped up in Christopher, because Christopher had
-been her youngest son, born very late. And, since his wife's death,
-Christopher had been especially dear to him, as if he had carried about
-his presence some of the radiance and illumination that had seemed to
-attach to his mother. Indeed, after his wife's death, Mr. Tietjens had
-very nearly asked Christopher and his wife to come and keep house for
-him at Groby, making, of course, special testamentary provision for
-Christopher in order to atone for his giving up his career at the
-Department of Statistics. His sense of justice to his other children had
-prevented him doing this.</p>
-
-<p>What broke his heart was that Christopher should not only have seduced
-but should have had a child by Valentine Wannop. Very grand seigneur in
-his habits, Mr. Tietjens had always believed in his duty to patronise
-the arts and, if he had actually done little in this direction beyond
-purchasing some chocolate-coloured pictures of the French historic
-school, he had for long prided himself on what he had done for the widow
-and children of his old friend. Professor Wannop. He considered, and
-with justice, that he had made Mrs. Wannop a novelist, and he considered
-her to be a very great novelist. And his conviction of the guilt of
-Christopher was strengthened by a slight tinge of jealousy of his son: a
-feeling that he would not have acknowledged to himself. For, since
-Christopher, he didn't know how, for he had given his son no
-introduction, had become an intimate of the Wannop household, Mrs.
-Wannop had completely given up asking him, Mr. Tietjens, clamourously
-and constantly for advice. In return she had sung the praises of
-Christopher in almost extravagant terms. She had, indeed, said that if
-Christopher had not been almost daily in the house or at any rate at the
-end of the 'phone she would hardly have been able to keep on working at
-full pressure. This had not overpleased Mr. Tietjens. Mr. Tietjens
-entertained for Valentine Wannop an affection of the very deepest, the
-same qualities appealing to the father as appealed to the son. He had
-even, in spite of his sixty odd years, seriously entertained the idea of
-marrying the girl. She was a lady: she would have managed Groby very
-well; and, although the entail on the property was very strict indeed,
-he would, at least, have been able to put her beyond the reach of want
-after his death. He had thus no doubt of his son's guilt, and he had to
-undergo the additional humiliation of thinking that not only had his son
-betrayed this radiant personality, but he had done it so clumsily as to
-give the girl a child and let it be known. That was unpardonable want of
-management in the son of a gentleman. And now this boy was his heir with
-a misbegotten brat to follow. Irrevocably!</p>
-
-<p>All his four tall sons, then, were down. His eldest tied for
-good to&mdash;a quite admirable!&mdash;trollops: his two next dead: his
-youngest worse than dead: his wife dead of a broken heart.</p>
-
-<p>A soberly but deeply religious man, Mr. Tietjens' very religion made him
-believe in Christopher's guilt. He knew that it is as difficult for a
-rich man to go to heaven as it is for a camel to go through the gate in
-Jerusalem called the Needle's Eye. He humbly hoped that his Maker would
-receive him amongst the pardoned. Then, since he was a rich&mdash;an
-enormously rich&mdash;man, his sufferings on this earth must be very
-great. . . .</p>
-
-<p>From tea-time that day until it was time to catch the midnight train for
-Bishop's Auckland he had been occupied with his son Mark in the
-writing-room of the club. They had made many notes. He had seen his son
-Christopher, in uniform, looking broken and rather bloated, the result,
-no doubt, of debauch. Christopher had passed through the other end of
-the room and Mr. Tietjens had avoided his eye. He had caught the train
-and reached Groby, travelling alone. Towards dusk he had taken out a
-gun. He was found dead next morning, a couple of rabbits beside his
-body, just over the hedge from the little churchyard. He appeared to
-have crawled through the hedge, dragging his loaded gun, muzzle
-forwards, after him. Hundreds of men, mostly farmers, die from that
-cause every year in England. . . .</p>
-
-<p>With these things in his mind&mdash;or as much of them as he could keep
-at once&mdash;Mark was now investigating his brother's affairs. He would
-have let things go on longer, for his father's estate was by no means wound
-up, but that morning Ruggles had told him that the club had had a cheque
-of his brother's returned and that his brother was going out to France
-next day. It was five months exactly since the death of their father.
-That had happened in March, it was now August: a bright, untidy day in
-narrow, high courts.</p>
-
-<p>Mark arranged his thoughts.</p>
-
-<p>"How much of an income," he said, "do you need to live in comfort? If a
-thousand isn't enough, how much? Two?"</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said that he needed no money and didn't intend to live in
-comfort. Mark said:</p>
-
-<p>"I am to let you have three thousand, if you'll live abroad. I'm only
-carrying out our father's instructions. You could cut a hell of a splash
-on three thousand in France."</p>
-
-<p>Christopher did not answer.</p>
-
-<p>Mark began again:</p>
-
-<p>"The remaining three thousand then: that was over from our mother's
-money. Did you settle it on your girl, or just spend it on her?"</p>
-
-<p>Christopher repeated with patience that he hadn't got a girl.</p>
-
-<p>Mark said:</p>
-
-<p>"The girl who had a child by you. I'm instructed, if you haven't settled
-anything already&mdash;but father took it that you would have&mdash;I was
-to let her have enough to live in comfort. How much do you suppose she'll
-need to live in comfort? I allow Charlotte four hundred. Would four hundred
-be enough? I suppose you want to go on keeping her? Three thousand isn't
-a great lot for her to live on with a child."</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"Hadn't you better mention names?"</p>
-
-<p>Mark said:</p>
-
-<p>"No! I never mention names. I mean a woman writer and her daughter. I
-suppose the girl is father's daughter, isn't she?"</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"No. She couldn't be. I've thought of it. She's twenty-seven. We were
-all in Dijon for the two years before she was born. Father didn't come
-into the estate till next year. The Wannops were also in Canada at the
-time. Professor Wannop was principal of a university there. I forget the
-name."</p>
-
-<p>Mark said:</p>
-
-<p>"So we were. In Dijon! For my French!" He added: "Then she can't be
-father's daughter. It's a good thing. I thought, as he wanted to settle
-money on them, they were very likely his children. There's a son, too.
-He's to have a thousand. What's he doing?"</p>
-
-<p>"The son," Tietjens said, "is a conscientious objector. He's on a
-mine-sweeper. A bluejacket. His idea is that picking up mines is saving
-life, not taking it."</p>
-
-<p>"Then he won't want the brass yet," Mark said, "it's to start him in any
-business. What's the full name and address of your girl? Where do you
-keep her?"</p>
-
-<p>They were in an open space, dusty, with half-timber buildings whose
-demolition had been interrupted. Christopher halted close to a post that
-had once been a cannon; up against this he felt that his brother could
-lean in order to assimilate ideas. He said slowly and patiently:</p>
-
-<p>"If you're consulting with me as to how to carry out our father's
-intentions, and as there's money in it you had better make an attempt to
-get hold of the facts. I wouldn't bother you if it wasn't a matter of
-money. In the first place, no money is wanted at this end. I can live on
-my pay. My wife is a rich woman, relatively. Her mother is a very rich
-woman. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"She's Rugeley's mistress, isn't she?" Mark asked.</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"No, she isn't. I should certainly say she wasn't. Why should she be?
-She's his cousin."</p>
-
-<p>"Then it's your wife who was Rugeley's mistress?" Mark asked. "Or why
-should she have the loan of his box?"</p>
-
-<p>"Sylvia also is Rugeley's cousin, of course, a degree further removed,"
-Tietjens said. "She isn't anyone's mistress. You can be certain of
-that."</p>
-
-<p>"They <i>say</i> she is," Mark answered. "They say she's a regular
-tart. . . . I suppose you think I've insulted you."</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"No, you haven't. . . . It's better to get all this out. We're
-practically strangers, but you've a right to ask."</p>
-
-<p>Mark said:</p>
-
-<p>"Then you haven't got a girl and don't need money to keep her. . . . You
-could have what you liked. There's no reason why a man shouldn't have a
-girl, and if he has he ought to keep her decently. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Christopher did not answer. Mark leaned against the half-buried cannon
-and swung his umbrella by its crook.</p>
-
-<p>"But," he said, "if you don't keep a girl what do you do for . . ." He
-was going to say "for the comforts of home," but a new idea had come
-into his mind. "Of course," he said, "one can see that your wife's
-soppily in love with you." He added: "Soppily . . . one can see that
-with half an eye. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Christopher felt his jaw drop. Not a second before&mdash;that very
-second!&mdash;he had made up his mind to ask Valentine Wannop to become his
-mistress that night. It was no good, any more, he said to himself. She
-loved him, he knew, with a deep; an unshakable passion, just as his
-passion for her was a devouring element that covered his whole mind as
-the atmosphere envelopes the earth. Were they, then, to go down to death
-separated by years, with no word ever spoken? To what end? For whose
-benefit? The whole world conspired to force them together! To resist
-became a weariness!</p>
-
-<p>His brother Mark was talking on. "I know all about women," he had
-announced. Perhaps he did. He had lived with exemplary fidelity to a
-quite unpresentable woman, for a number of years. Perhaps the complete
-study of one woman gave you a map of all the rest!</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"Look here, Mark. You had better go through all my pass-books for the
-last ten years. Or ever since I had an account. This discussion is no
-good if you don't believe what I say."</p>
-
-<p>Mark said:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't want to see your pass-books. I believe you."</p>
-
-<p>He added, a second later:</p>
-
-<p>"Why the devil shouldn't I believe you? It's either believing you're a
-gentleman or Ruggles a liar. It's only common-sense to believe Ruggles a
-liar, in that case. I didn't before because I had no grounds to."
-Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"I doubt if liar is the right word. He picked up things that were said
-against me. No doubt he reported them faithfully enough. Things <i>are</i>
-said against me. I don't know why."</p>
-
-<p>"Because," Mark said with emphasis, "you treat these south country swine
-with the contempt that they deserve. They're incapable of understanding
-the motives of a gentleman. If you live among dogs they'll think you've
-the motives of a dog. What other motives can they give you?" He added:
-"I thought you'd been buried so long under their muck that you were as
-mucky as they!"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens looked at his brother with the respect one has to give to a man
-ignorant but shrewd. It was a discovery: that his brother was shrewd.</p>
-
-<p>But, of course, he would be shrewd. He was the indispensable head of a
-great department. He had to have some qualities. . . . Not cultivated,
-not even instructed. A savage! But penetrating!</p>
-
-<p>"We must move on," he said, "or I shall have to take a cab." Mark
-detached himself from his half buried cannon.</p>
-
-<p>"What did you do with the other three thousand?" he asked. "Three
-thousand is a hell of a big sum to chuck away. For a younger son."</p>
-
-<p>"Except for some furniture I bought for my wife's rooms," Christopher
-said, "it went mostly in loans."</p>
-
-<p>"Loans!" Mark exclaimed. "To that fellow Macmaster?"</p>
-
-<p>"Mostly to him," Christopher answered. "But about seven hundred to Dicky
-Swipes, of Cullercoats."</p>
-
-<p>"Good God! Why to him?" Mark ejaculated.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, because he was Swipes, of Cullercoats," Christopher said, "and
-asked for it. He'd have had more, only that was enough for him to drink
-himself to death on."</p>
-
-<p>Mark said:</p>
-
-<p>"I suppose you don't give money to every fellow that asks for it?"</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"I do. It's a matter of principle."</p>
-
-<p>"It's lucky," Mark said, "that a lot of fellows don't know that. You
-wouldn't have much brass left for long."</p>
-
-<p>"I didn't have it for long," Christopher said.</p>
-
-<p>"You know," Mark said, "you couldn't expect to do the princely patron on
-a youngest son's portion. It's a matter of taste. I never gave a
-ha'penny to a beggar myself. But a lot of the Tietjens were princely.
-One generation to addle brass: one to keep: one to spend. That's all
-right. . . . I suppose Macmaster's wife <i>is</i> your mistress? That'll
-account for it not being the girl. They keep an arm-chair for you."</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"No. I just backed Macmaster for the sake of backing him. Father lent
-him money to begin with."</p>
-
-<p>"So he did," Mark exclaimed.</p>
-
-<p>"His wife," Christopher said, "was the widow of Breakfast Duchemin.
-<i>You</i> knew Breakfast Duchemin?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, <i>I</i> knew Breakfast Duchemin," Mark said. "I suppose
-Macmaster's a pretty warm man now. Done himself proud with Duchemin's
-money."</p>
-
-<p>"Pretty proud!" Christopher said. "They won't be knowing me long
-now."</p>
-
-<p>"But damn it all!" Mark said. "You've Groby to all intents and purposes.
-<i>I'm</i> not going to marry and beget children to hinder you."</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"Thanks. I don't want it."</p>
-
-<p>"Got your knife into me?" Mark asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes. I've got my knife into you," Christopher answered. "Into the whole
-bloody lot of you, and Ruggles' and ffolliott's and our father!"</p>
-
-<p>Mark said: "Ah!"</p>
-
-<p>"You don't suppose I wouldn't have?" Christopher asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, <i>I</i> don't suppose you wouldn't have," Mark answered. "I
-thought you were a soft sort of bloke. I see you aren't."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm as North Riding as yourself!" Christopher answered.</p>
-
-<p>They were in the tide of Fleet Street, pushed apart by foot passengers
-and separated by traffic. With some of the imperiousness of the officer
-of those days Christopher barged across through motor-buses and paper
-lorries. With the imperiousness of the head of a department Mark said:</p>
-
-<p>"Here, policeman, stop these damn things and let me get over." But
-Christopher was over much the sooner and waited for his brother in the
-gateway of the Middle Temple. His mind was completely swallowed up in
-the endeavour to imagine the embraces of Valentine Wannop. He said to
-himself that he had burnt his boats.</p>
-
-<p>Mark, coming alongside him, said:</p>
-
-<p>"You'd better know what our father wanted."</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"Be quick then. I must get on." He had to rush through his War Office
-interview to get to Valentine Wannop. They would have only a few hours
-in which to recount the loves of two lifetimes. He saw her golden head
-and her enraptured face. He wondered how her face would look,
-enraptured. He had seen on it humour, dismay, tenderness, in the
-eyes&mdash;and fierce anger and contempt for his, Christopher's, political
-opinions. His militarism!</p>
-
-<p>Nevertheless they halted by the Temple fountain. That respect was due to
-their dead father. Mark had been explaining. Christopher had caught some
-of his words and divined the links. Mr. Tietjens had left no will,
-confident that his desires as to the disposal of his immense fortune
-would be carried out meticulously by his eldest son. He would have left
-a will, but there was the vague case of Christopher to be considered.
-Whilst Christopher had been a youngest son you arranged that he had a
-good lump sum and went, with it, to the devil how he liked. He was no
-longer a youngest son: by the will of God.</p>
-
-<p>"Our father's idea," Mark said by the fountain, "was that no settled sum
-could keep you straight. His idea was that if you were a bloody pimp
-living on women . . . You don't mind?"</p>
-
-<p>"I don't mind your putting it straightforwardly," Christopher said. He
-considered the base of the fountain that was half full of leaves. This
-civilisation had contrived a state of things in which leaves rotted by
-August. Well, it was doomed!</p>
-
-<p>"If you were a pimp living on women," Mark repeated, "it was no good
-making a will. You might need uncounted thousands to keep you straight.
-You were to have 'em. You were to be as debauched as you wanted, but on
-clean money. I was to see how much in all probability that would be and
-arrange the other legacies to scale. . . . Father had crowds of
-pensioners. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"How much did father cut up for?" Christopher asked. Mark said:</p>
-
-<p>"God knows. . . . You saw we proved the estate at a million and a
-quarter as far as ascertained. But it might be twice that. Or five
-times! . . . With steel prices what they have been for the last three
-years it's impossible to say what the Middlesbrough district property
-won't produce. . . . The death duties even can't catch it up. And there
-are all the ways of getting round <i>them</i>."</p>
-
-<p>Christopher inspected his brother with curiosity. This
-brown-complexioned fellow with bulging eyes, shabby on the whole,
-tightly buttoned into a rather old pepper-and-salt suit, with a badly
-rolled umbrella, old race-glasses and his bowler hat the only neat thing
-about him, was, indeed, a prince. With a rigid outline! All real princes
-must look like that. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"Well! You won't be a penny the poorer by me."</p>
-
-<p>Mark was beginning to believe this. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"You won't forgive father?"</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"I won't forgive father for not making a will. I won't forgive him for
-calling in Ruggles. I saw him and you in the writing-room the night
-before he died. He never spoke to me. He could have. It was clumsy
-stupidity. That's unforgiveable."</p>
-
-<p>"The fellow shot himself," Mark said. "You usually forgive a fellow who
-shoots himself."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't," Christopher said. "Besides he's probably in heaven and don't
-need my forgiveness. Ten to one he's in heaven. He was a good man."</p>
-
-<p>"One of the best," Mark said. "It was I that called in Ruggles
-though."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't forgive you either," Christopher said.</p>
-
-<p>"But you <i>must</i>," Mark said&mdash;and it was a tremendous
-concession to sentimentality&mdash;"take enough to make you comfortable."</p>
-
-<p>"By God!" Christopher exclaimed. "I loathe your whole beastly buttered
-toast, mutton-chopped, carpet-slippered, rum-negused comfort as much as
-I loathe your beastly Riviera-palaced, chauffeured, hydraulic-lifted,
-hot-house aired beastliness of fornication. . . ." He was carried away,
-as he seldom let himself be, by the idea of his amours with Valentine
-Wannop which should take place on the empty boards of a cottage, without
-draperies, fat meats, gummy aphrodisiacs. . . . "You won't," he
-repeated, "be a penny the poorer by me."</p>
-
-<p>Mark said:</p>
-
-<p>"Well, you needn't get shirty about it. If you won't you won't. We'd
-better move on. You've only just time. We'll say that settles it. . . .
-Are you, or aren't you, overdrawn at your bank? I'll make that up,
-whatever you damn well do to stop it."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm not overdrawn," Christopher said. "I'm over thirty pounds in
-credit, and I've an immense overdraft guaranteed by Sylvia. It was a
-mistake of the bank's."</p>
-
-<p>Mark hesitated for a moment. It was to him almost unbelievable that a
-bank could make a mistake. One of the great banks. The props of England.</p>
-
-<p>They were walking down towards the embankment. With his precious
-umbrella Mark aimed a violent blow at the railings above the tennis
-lawns, where whitish figures, bedrabbled by the dim atmosphere, moved
-like marionettes practising crucifixions.</p>
-
-<p>"By God!" he said, "this is the last of England. . . . There's only my
-department where they never make mistakes. I tell you, if there were any
-mistakes made there there would be some backs broken!" He added: "But
-don't you think that I'm going to give up comfort, I'm not. My Charlotte
-makes better buttered toast than they can at the club. And she's got a
-tap of French rum that's saved my life over and over again after a
-beastly wet day's racing. And she does it all on the five hundred I give
-her and keeps herself clean and tidy on top of it. Nothing like a
-Frenchwoman for managing. . . . By God, I'd marry the doxy if she wasn't
-a Papist. It would please her and it wouldn't hurt me. But I couldn't
-stomach marrying a Papist. They're not to be trusted."</p>
-
-<p>"You'll have to stomach a Papist coming into Groby," Christopher said.
-"My son's to be brought up as a Papist."</p>
-
-<p>Mark stopped and dug his umbrella into the ground.</p>
-
-<p>"Eh, but that's a bitter one," he said. "Whatever made ye do that? . . .
-I suppose the mother made you do it. She tricked you into it before you
-married her." He added: "I'd not like to sleep with that wife of yours.
-She's too athletic. It'd be like sleeping with a bundle of faggots. I
-suppose though you're a pair of turtle doves. . . . Eh, but I'd not have
-thought ye would have been so weak."</p>
-
-<p>"I only decided this morning," Christopher said, "when my cheque was
-returned from the bank. You won't have read Spelden on Sacrilege, about
-Groby."</p>
-
-<p>"I can't say I have," Mark answered.</p>
-
-<p>"It's no good trying to explain that side of it then," Christopher said,
-"there isn't time. But you're wrong in thinking Sylvia made it a
-condition of our marriage. Nothing would have made me consent then. It
-has made her a happy woman that I have. The poor thing thought our house
-was under a curse for want of a Papist heir."</p>
-
-<p>"What made ye consent now?" Mark asked.</p>
-
-<p>"I've told you," Christopher said, "it was getting my cheque returned to
-the club; that on the top of the rest of it. A fellow who can't do
-better than that had better let the mother bring up the child. . . .
-Besides, it won't hurt a Papist boy to have a father with dishonoured
-cheques as much as it would a Protestant. They're not quite English."</p>
-
-<p>"That's true too," Mark said.</p>
-
-<p>He stood still by the railings of the public garden near the Temple
-station.</p>
-
-<p>"Then," he said, "if I'd let the lawyers write and tell you the
-guarantee for your overdraft from the estate was stopped as they wanted
-to, the boy wouldn't be a Papist? You wouldn't have overdrawn."</p>
-
-<p>"I didn't overdraw," Christopher said. "But if you had warned me I
-should have made enquiries at the bank and the mistake wouldn't have
-occurred. Why didn't you?"</p>
-
-<p>"I meant to," Mark said. "I meant to do it myself. But I hate writing
-letters. I put it off. I didn't much like having dealings with the
-fellow I thought you were. I suppose that's another thing you won't
-forgive me for?"</p>
-
-<p>"No. I shan't forgive you for not writing to me," Christopher said. "You
-ought to write business letters."</p>
-
-<p>"I hate writing 'em," Mark said. Christopher was moving on. "There's one
-thing more," Mark said. "I suppose the boy is your son?"</p>
-
-<p>Yes, he's my son," Christopher said.</p>
-
-<p>"Then that's all," Mark said. "I suppose if you're killed you won't mind
-my keeping an eye on the youngster?"</p>
-
-<p>"I'll be glad," Christopher said.</p>
-
-<p>They strolled along the Embankment side by side, walking rather slowly,
-their backs erected and their shoulders squared because of their
-satisfaction of walking together, desiring to lengthen the walk by going
-slow. Once or twice they stopped to look at the dirty silver of the
-river, for both liked grim effects of landscape. They felt very strong,
-as if they owned the land!</p>
-
-<p>Once Mark chuckled and said:</p>
-
-<p>"It's too damn funny. To think of our both being . . . what is it? . . .
-monogamists? Well, it's a good thing to stick to one woman . . . you
-can't say it isn't. It saves trouble. And you know where you are."</p>
-
-<p>Under the lugubrious arch that leads into the War Office quadrangle
-Christopher halted.</p>
-
-<p>"No. I'm coming in," Mark said. "I want to speak to Hogarth. I haven't
-spoken to Hogarth for some time. About the transport waggon parks in
-Regent's Park. I manage all those beastly things and a lot more."</p>
-
-<p>"They say you do it damn well," Christopher said. "They say you're
-indispensable." He was aware that his; brother desired to stay with him
-as long as possible. He desired it himself.</p>
-
-<p>"I damn well am!" Mark said. He added: "I suppose you couldn't do that
-sort of job in France? Look after transport and horses."</p>
-
-<p>"I could," Christopher said, "but I suppose I shall go back to liaison
-work."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't think you will," Mark said. "I could put in a word for you with
-the transport people."</p>
-
-<p>"I wish you would," Christopher said. "I'm not fit to go back into the
-front line. Besides I'm no beastly hero! And I'm a rotten infantry
-officer. No Tietjens was ever a soldier worth talking of."</p>
-
-<p>They turned the corner of the arch. Like something fitting in, exact and
-expected, Valentine Wannop stood looking at the lists of casualties that
-hung beneath a cheaply green-stained deal shelter against the wall, a
-tribute at once to the weaker art movements of the day and the desire to
-save the ratepayers' money.</p>
-
-<p>With the same air of finding Christopher Tietjens fit in exactly to an
-expected landscape she turned on him. Her face was blue-white and
-distorted. She ran upon him and exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"Look at this horror! And you in that foul uniform can support it!"</p>
-
-<p>The sheets of paper beneath the green roof were laterally striped with
-little serrated lines: each line meant the death of a man, for the day.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens had fallen a step back off the curb of the pavement that ran
-round the quadrangle. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"I support it because I have to. Just as you decry it because you have
-to. They're two different patterns that we see." He added: "This is my
-brother Mark."</p>
-
-<p>She turned her head stiffly upon Mark: her face was perfectly waxen. It
-was as if the head of a shopkeeper's lay-figure had been turned. She
-said to Mark:</p>
-
-<p>"I didn't know Mr. Tietjens had a brother. Or hardly. I've never heard
-him speak of you."</p>
-
-<p>Mark grinned feebly, exhibiting to the lady the brilliant lining of his
-hat.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't suppose anyone has ever heard me speak of <i>him</i>," he said,
-"but he's my brother all right!"</p>
-
-<p>She stepped on to the asphalte carriage-way and caught between her
-fingers and thumb a fold of Christopher's khaki sleeve.</p>
-
-<p>"I must speak to you," she said; "I'm going then."</p>
-
-<p>She drew Christopher into the centre of the enclosed, hard and
-ungracious space, holding him still by the stuff of his tunic. She
-pushed him round until he was facing her. She swallowed hard, it was as
-if the motion of her throat took an immense time. Christopher looked
-round the skyline of the buildings of sordid and besmirched stone. He
-had often wondered what would happen if an air-bomb of some size dropped
-into the mean, grey stoniness of that cold heart of an embattled world.</p>
-
-<p>The girl was devouring his face with her eyes: to see him flinch. Her
-voice was hard between her little teeth. She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Were you the father of the child Ethel was going to have? Your wife
-says you were."</p>
-
-<p>Christopher considered the dimensions of the quadrangle. He said
-vaguely:</p>
-
-<p>"Ethel? Who's she?" In pursuance of the habits of the painter-poet Mr.
-and Mrs. Macmaster called each other always "Guggums!" Christopher had
-in all probability never heard Mrs. Duchemin's Christian names since his
-disaster had swept all names out of his head.</p>
-
-<p>He came to the conclusion that the quadrangle was not a space
-sufficiently confined to afford much bursting resistance to a bomb.</p>
-
-<p>The girl said:</p>
-
-<p>"Edith Ethel Duchemin! Mrs. Macmaster that is!" She was obviously
-waiting intensely. Christopher said with vagueness:</p>
-
-<p>"No! Certainly not! . . . What was said?"</p>
-
-<p>Mark Tietjens was leaning forward over the kerb in front of the
-green-stained shelter, like a child over a brookside. He was obviously
-waiting, quite patient, swinging his umbrella by the hook. He appeared
-to have no other means of self-expression. The girl was saying that when
-she had rung up Christopher that morning a voice had said, without any
-preparation at all: the girl repeated, without any preparation at all:</p>
-
-<p>"You'd better keep off the grass if you're the Wannop girl. Mrs.
-Duchemin is my husband's mistress already. You keep off!"</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"She said that, did she?" He was wondering how Mark kept his balance,
-really. The girl said nothing more. She was waiting. With an insistence
-that seemed to draw him: a sort of sucking in of his personality. It was
-unbearable. He made his last effort of that afternoon.</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"Damn it all. How could you ask such a tomfool question? <i>You</i>! I
-took you to be an intelligent person. The only intelligent person I know.
-Don't you <i>know</i> me?"</p>
-
-<p>She made an effort to retain her stiffening.</p>
-
-<p>"Isn't Mrs. Tietjens a truthful person?" she asked. "I thought she
-looked truthful when I saw her at Vincent and Ethel's."</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"What she says she believes. But she only believes what she wants to,
-for the moment. If you call that truthful, she's truthful. I've nothing
-against her." He said to himself: "I'm not going to appeal to her by
-damning my wife."</p>
-
-<p>She seemed to go all of a piece, as the hard outline goes suddenly out
-of a piece of lump sugar upon which you drop water.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh," she said, "it <i>isn't</i> true. I <i>knew</i> it wasn't true."
-She began to cry.</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"Come along. I've been answering tomfool questions all day. I've got
-another tomfool to see here, then I'm through."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"I can't come with you, crying like this."</p>
-
-<p>He answered:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, yes you can. This is the place where women cry." He added: "Besides
-there's Mark. He's a comforting ass."</p>
-
-<p>He delivered her over to Mark.</p>
-
-<p>"Here, look after Miss Wannop," he said. "You want to talk to her
-anyhow, don't you?" and he hurried ahead of them like a fussy shopwalker
-into the lugubrious hall. He felt that, if he didn't come soon to an
-unemotional ass in red, green, blue or pink tabs, who would have
-fishlike eyes and would ask the sort of questions that fishes ask in
-tanks, he, too, must break down and cry. With relief! However, that was
-a place where men cried, too!</p>
-
-<p>He got through at once by sheer weight of personality, down miles of
-corridors, into the presence of a quite intelligent, thin, dark person
-with scarlet tabs. That meant a superior staff affair: not dustbins.</p>
-
-<p>The dark man said to him at once:</p>
-
-<p>"Look here! What's the matter with the Command Depôts? You've been
-lecturing a lot of them. In economy. What are all these damn mutinies
-about? Is it the rotten old colonels in command?"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said amiably:</p>
-
-<p>"Look here! I'm not a beastly spy, you know? I've had hospitality from
-the rotten old colonels."</p>
-
-<p>The dark man said:</p>
-
-<p>"I daresay you have. But that's what you were sent round for. General
-Campion said you were the brainiest chap in his command. He's gone out
-now, worse luck. . . . What's the matter with the Command Depôts? Is it
-the men? Or is it the officers? You needn't mention names."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Kind of Campion. It isn't the officers and it isn't the men.
-It's the foul system. You get men who think they've deserved well
-of their country&mdash;and they damn well have!&mdash;and you crop their
-heads. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"That's the M.O.s." the dark man said. "They don't want lice."</p>
-
-<p>"If they prefer mutinies . . ." Tietjens said. "A man wants to walk with
-his girl and have a properly oiled quiff. They don't like being regarded
-as convicts. That's how they are regarded."</p>
-
-<p>The dark man said:</p>
-
-<p>"All right. Go on. Why don't you sit down?"</p>
-
-<p>"I'm a little in a hurry," Tietjens said. "I'm going out to-morrow and
-I've got a brother and people waiting below."</p>
-
-<p>The dark man said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I'm sorry. . . . But damn. You're the sort of man we want at home.
-Do you want to go? We can, no doubt, get you stopped if you don't."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens hesitated for a moment.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes!" he said eventually. "Yes, I want to go."</p>
-
-<p>For the moment he had felt temptation to stay. But it came into his
-discouraged mind that Mark had said that Sylvia was in love with him. It
-had been underneath his thoughts all the while: it had struck him at the
-time like a kick from the hind leg of a mule in his subliminal
-consciousness. It was the impossible complication. It might not be true;
-but, whether or no, the best thing for him was to go and get wiped out
-as soon as possible. He meant, nevertheless, fiercely, to have his night
-with the girl who was crying downstairs. . . .</p>
-
-<p>He heard in his ear, perfectly distinctly, the lines:</p>
-
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i3">"<i>The voice that never yet </i>. . . </span><br />
-<span class="i3"><i>Made answer to my word</i> . . ."</span>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>He said to himself:</p>
-
-<p>"That was what Sylvia wanted! I've got that much!" The dark man had said
-something. Tietjens repeated:</p>
-
-<p>"I'd take it very unkindly if you stopped my going . . . I want
-to go."</p>
-
-<p>The dark man said:</p>
-
-<p>"Some do. Some do not. I'll make a note of your name in case you come
-back . . . You won't mind going on with your cinder-sifting, if you do?
-. . . Get on with your story as quick as you can. And get what fun you
-can before you go. They say it's rotten out there. Damn awful! There's a
-hell of a strafe on. That's why they want all you."</p>
-
-<p>For a moment Tietjens saw the grey dawn at rail-head with the distant
-sound of a ceaselessly boiling pot, from miles away! The army feeling
-re-descended upon him. He began to talk about Command Depôts, at great
-length and with enthusiasm. He snorted with rage at the way men were
-treated in these gloomy places. With ingenious stupidity!</p>
-
-<p>Every now and then the dark man interrupted him with:</p>
-
-<p>"Don't forget that a Command Depôt is a place where sick and wounded go
-to get made fit. We've got to get 'em back as soon as we can."</p>
-
-<p>"And do you?" Tietjens would ask.</p>
-
-<p>"No, we don't," the other would answer. "That's what this enquiry is
-about."</p>
-
-<p>"You've got," Tietjens would continue, "on the north side of a beastly
-clay hill nine miles from Southampton three thousand men from the
-Highlands, North Wales, Cumberland. . . . God knows where, as long as
-it's three hundred miles from home to make them rather mad with
-nostalgia. . . . You allow 'em out for an hour a day during the pub's
-closing time: you shave their heads to prevent 'em appealing to local
-young women who don't exist, and you don't let 'em carry the
-swagger-canes! God knows why! To prevent their poking their eyes out, if
-they fall down, I suppose. Nine miles from anywhere, with chalk down
-roads to walk on and not a bush for shelter or shade . . . And, damn it,
-if you get two men, chums, from the Seaforths or the Argylls you don't
-let them sleep in the same hut, but shove 'em in with a lot of fat Buffs
-or Welshmen, who stink of leeks and can't speak English. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"That's the infernal medicals' orders to stop 'em talking all
-night."</p>
-
-<p>"To make 'em conspire all night not to turn-out for parade," Tietjens
-said. "And there's a beastly mutiny begun. . . . And, damn it, they're
-fine men. They're first-class fellows. Why don't you&mdash;as this is a
-Christian land&mdash;let 'em go home to convalesce with their girls and
-pubs and friends and a little bit of swank, for heroes? Why in God's name
-don't you? Isn't there suffering enough?"</p>
-
-<p>"I wish you wouldn't say 'you,'" the dark man said. "It isn't me. The
-only A.C.I. I've drafted was to give every Command Depôt a cinema and a
-theatre. But the beastly medicals got it stopped . . . for fear
-of infection. And, of course, the parsons and Nonconformist
-magistrates . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, you'll have to change it all," Tietjens said, "or you'll just
-have to say: thank God we've got a navy. You won't have an army. The
-other day three fellows&mdash;Warwicks&mdash;asked me at question time,
-after a lecture, why they were shut up there in Wiltshire whilst Belgian
-refugees were getting bastards on their wives in Birmingham. And when I
-asked how many men made that complaint over fifty stood up. All from
-Birmingham. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>The dark man said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'll make a note of that. . . . Go on."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens went on; for as long as he stayed there he felt himself a man,
-doing work that befitted a man, with the bitter contempt for fools that
-a man should have and express. It was a letting up: a real last leave.</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="IV_II">IV</a></h4>
-
-
-<p>Mark Tietjens, his umbrella swinging sheepishly, his bowler hat pushed
-firmly down on to his ears to give him a sense of stability, walked
-beside the weeping girl in the quadrangle.</p>
-
-<p>"I say," he said, "don't give it to old Christopher too beastly hard
-about his militarist opinions. . . . Remember, he's going out to-morrow
-and he's one of the best."</p>
-
-<p>She looked at him quickly, tears remaining upon her cheeks, and then
-away.</p>
-
-<p>"One of the best," Mark said. "A fellow who never told a lie or did a
-dishonourable thing in his life. Let him down easy, there's a good girl.
-You ought to, you know."</p>
-
-<p>The girl, her face turned away, said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'd lay down my life for him!"</p>
-
-<p>Mark said:</p>
-
-<p>"I know you would. I know a good woman when I see one. And think! He
-probably considers that he <i>is</i> . . . offering his life, you know, for
-you. And me, too, of course! . . . It's a different way of looking at
-things." He gripped her awkwardly but irresistibly by the upper arm. It
-was very thin under her blue cloth coat. He said to himself:</p>
-
-<p>"By Jove! Christopher likes them skinny. It's the athletic sort that
-attracts him. This girl is as clean run as . . ." He couldn't think of
-anything as clean run as Miss Wannop, but he felt a warm satisfaction at
-having achieved an intimacy with her and his brother. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"You aren't going away? Not without a kinder word to him. You think! He
-might be killed. . . . Besides. Probably he's never killed a German. He
-was a liaison officer. Since then he's been in charge of a dump where
-they sift army dustbins. To see how they can give the men less to eat.
-That means that the civilians get more. You don't object to his
-giving civilians more meat? . . . It isn't even helping to kill
-Germans. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He felt her arm press his hand against her warm side.</p>
-
-<p>"What's he going to do now?" she asked. Her voice wavered.</p>
-
-<p>"That's what I'm here about," Mark said. "I'm going in to see old
-Hogarth. You don't know Hogarth? Old General Hogarth? I think I can get
-him to give Christopher a job with the transport. A safe job. Safeish!
-No beastly glory business about it. No killing beastly Germans
-either. . . . I beg your pardon, if you like Germans."</p>
-
-<p>She drew her arm from his hand in order to look him in the face.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh!" she said, "<i>you</i> don't want him to have any beastly military
-glory!" The colour came back into her face: she looked at him open
-eyed.</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"No! Why the devil should he?" He said to himself: "She's got enormous
-eyes: a good neck: good shoulders: good breasts: clean hips: small
-hands. She isn't knock-kneed: neat ankles. She stands well on her feet.
-Feet not too large! Five foot four, say! A real good filly!" He went on
-aloud: "Why in the world should he want to be a beastly soldier? He's
-the heir to Groby. That ought to be enough for one man."</p>
-
-<p>Having stood still sufficiently long for what she knew to be his
-critical inspection, she put her hand in turn, precipitately, under his
-arm and moved him towards the entrance steps.</p>
-
-<p>"Let's be quick then," she said. "Let's get him into your transport at
-once. Before he goes to-morrow. Then we'll know he's safe."</p>
-
-<p>He was puzzled by her dress. It was very business-like, dark blue and
-very short. A white blouse with a black silk, man's tie. A wideawake,
-with, on the front of the band, a cipher.</p>
-
-<p>"You're in uniform yourself," he said. "Does your conscience let you do
-war work?"</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"No. We're hard up. I'm taking the gym classes in a great big school to
-turn an honest penny. . . . <i>Do</i> be quick!"</p>
-
-<p>Her pressure on his elbow flattered him. He resisted it a little,
-hanging back, to make her more insistent. He liked being pleaded with by
-a pretty woman: Christopher's girl at that.</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, it's not a matter of minutes. They keep 'em weeks at the base
-before they send 'em up. . . . We'll fix him up all right, I've no
-doubt. We'll wait in the hall till he comes down."</p>
-
-<p>He told the benevolent commissionaire, one of two in a pulpit in the
-crowded grim hall, that he was going up to see General Hogarth in a
-minute or two. But not to send a bell-boy. He might be some time yet.</p>
-
-<p>He sat himself beside Miss Wannop, clumsily on a wooden bench, humanity
-serging over their toes as if they had been on a beach. She moved a
-little to make room for him and that, too, made him feel good. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"You said just now: 'we' are hard up. Does 'we' mean you and
-Christopher?"</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"I and Mr. Tietjens. Oh, no! I and mother! The paper she used to write
-for stopped. When your father died, I believe. He found money for it, I
-think. And mother isn't suited to free-lancing. She's worked too hard in
-her life."</p>
-
-<p>He looked at her, his round eyes protruding.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know what that is, free-lancing," he said. "But you've got to
-be comfortable. How much do you and your mother need to keep you
-comfortable? And put in a bit more so that Christopher could have a
-mutton-chop now and then!"</p>
-
-<p>She hadn't really been listening. He said with some insistence: "Look
-here! I'm here on business. Not like an elderly admirer forcing himself
-on you. Though, by God, I do admire you too. . . . But my father wanted
-your mother to be comfortable. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Her face, turned to him, became rigid.</p>
-
-<p>"You don't mean . . ." she began. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"You won't get it any quicker by interrupting. I have to tell my stories
-in my own way. My father wanted your mother to be comfortable. He said
-so that she could write books, not papers. I don't know what the
-difference is: that's what he said. He wants you to be comfortable too.
-. . . You've not got any encumbrances? Not . . . oh, say a business: a
-hat shop that doesn't pay? Some girls have. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said: "No. I just teach . . . oh, <i>do</i> be quick. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>For the first time in his life he dislocated the course of his thoughts
-to satisfy a longing in some one else.</p>
-
-<p>"You may take it to go on with," he said, "as if my father had left your
-mother a nice little plum." He cast about to find his scattered
-thoughts.</p>
-
-<p>"He has! He <i>has</i>! After all!" the girl said. "Oh, thank God!"</p>
-
-<p>"There'll be a bit for you, if you like," Mark said, "or perhaps
-Christopher won't let you. He's ratty with me. And something for your
-brother to buy a doctor's business with." He asked: "You haven't
-fainted, have you?" She said:</p>
-
-<p>"No. I don't faint. I cry."</p>
-
-<p>"That'll be all right," he answered. He went on: "That's your side of
-it. Now for mine. I want Christopher to have a place where he'll be sure
-of a mutton-chop and an arm-chair by the fire. And someone to be good
-for him. <i>You're</i> good for him. I can see that. I know women!"</p>
-
-<p>The girl was crying, softly and continuously. It was the first moment of
-the lifting of strain that she had known since the day before the
-Germans crossed the Belgian frontier, near a place called Gemmenich.</p>
-
-<p>It had begun with the return of Mrs. Duchemin from Scotland. She had
-sent at once for Miss Wannop to the rectory, late at night. By the light
-of candles in tall silver stocks, against oak panelling she had seemed
-like a mad block of marble, with staring, dark eyes and mad hair. She
-had exclaimed in a voice as hard as a machine's:</p>
-
-<p>"How do you get rid of a baby? You've been a servant. You ought to
-know!"</p>
-
-<p>That had been the great shock, the turning-point, of Valentine Wannop's
-life. Her last years before that had been of great tranquillity, tinged
-of course with melancholy because she loved Christopher Tietjens. But
-she had early learned to do without, and the world as she saw it was a
-place of renunciations, of high endeavour and sacrifice. Tietjens had to
-be a man who came to see her mother and talked wonderfully. She had been
-happy when he had been in the house&mdash;she in the housemaid's pantry,
-getting the tea-things. She had, besides, been very hard worked for her
-mother; the weather had been, on the whole, good, the corner of the
-country in which they lived had continued to seem fresh and agreeable. She
-had had excellent health, got an occasional ride on the <i>qui-tamer</i>
-with which Tietjens had replaced Joel's rig; and her brother had done
-admirably at Eton, taking such a number of exhibitions and things that,
-once at Magdalen, he had been nearly off his mother's hands. An
-admirable, gay boy, not unlikely to run for, as well as being a credit
-to, his university, if he didn't get sent down for his political
-extravagances. He was a Communist!</p>
-
-<p>And at the rectory there had been the Duchemins, or rather Mrs. Duchemin
-and, during most week-ends, Macmaster somewhere about.</p>
-
-<p>The passion of Macmaster for Edith Ethel and of Edith Ethel for
-Macmaster had seemed to her one of the beautiful things of life. They
-seemed to swim in a sea of renunciations, of beautiful quotations, and
-of steadfast waiting. Macmaster did not interest her personally much,
-but she took him on trust because of Edith Ethel's romantic passion and
-because he was Christopher Tietjens' friend. She had never heard him say
-anything original; when he used quotations they would be apt rather than
-striking. But she took it for granted that he was the right man&mdash;much
-as you take it for granted that the engine of an express train in which you
-are is reliable. The right people have chosen it for you. . . .</p>
-
-<p>With Mrs. Duchemin, mad before her, she had the first intimation that
-her idolised friend, in whom she had believed as she had believed in the
-firmness of the great, sunny earth, had been the mistress of her
-lover&mdash;almost since the first day she had seen him. . . . And that
-Mrs. Duchemin had, stored somewhere, a character of an extreme harshness
-and great vulgarity of language. She raged up and down in the candlelight,
-before the dark oak panelling, screaming coarse phrases of the deepest
-hatred for her lover. Didn't the oaf know his business better than
-to . . .? The dirty little Port of Leith fish-handler. . . .</p>
-
-<p>What, then, were tall candles in silver sticks for? And polished
-panelling in galleries?</p>
-
-<p>Valentine Wannop couldn't have been a little ash-cat in worn cotton
-dresses, sleeping under the stairs, in an Ealing household with a
-drunken cook, an invalid mistress and three over-fed men, without
-acquiring a considerable knowledge of the sexual necessities and
-excesses of humanity. But, as all the poorer helots of great cities
-hearten their lives by dreaming of material beauties, elegance, and
-suave wealth, she had always considered that, far from the world of
-Ealing and its county councillors who over-ate and neighed like
-stallions, there were bright colonies of beings, chaste, beautiful in
-thought, altruist and circumspect.</p>
-
-<p>And, till that moment, she had imagined herself on the skirts of such a
-colony. She presupposed a society of beautiful intellects centring in
-London round her friends. Ealing she just put out of her mind. She
-considered: she had, indeed once heard Tietjens say that humanity was
-made up of exact and constructive intellects on the one hand and on the
-other of stuff to fill graveyards. . . . Now, what had become of the
-exact and constructive intellects?</p>
-
-<p>Worst of all, what became of her beautiful inclination towards Tietjens,
-for she couldn't regard it as anything more? Couldn't her heart sing any
-more whilst she was in the housemaid's pantry and he in her mother's
-study? And what became, still more, of what she knew to be Tietjens'
-beautiful inclination towards her? She asked herself the eternal
-question&mdash;and she knew it to be the eternal question&mdash;whether no
-man and woman can ever leave it at the beautiful inclination. And, looking
-at Mrs. Duchemin, rushing backwards and forwards in the light of candles,
-blue-white of face and her hair flying, Valentine Wannop said: "No! no!
-The tiger lying in the reeds will always raise its head!" But tiger . . .
-it was more like a peacock. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens, raising his head from the other side of the tea-table and
-looking at her with his long, meditative glance from beside her mother:
-ought he then, instead of blue and protruding, to have eyes divided
-longitudinally in the blacks of them&mdash;that should divide, closing or
-dilating, on a yellow ground, with green glowings of furtive light?</p>
-
-<p>She was aware that Edith Ethel had done her an irreparable wrong, for
-you cannot suffer a great sexual shock and ever be the same. Or not for
-years. Nevertheless she stayed with Mrs. Duchemin until far into the
-small hours, when that lady fell, a mere parcel of bones in a peacock
-blue wrapper, into a deep chair and refused to move or speak; nor did
-she afterwards slacken in her faithful waiting on her friend. . . .</p>
-
-<p>On the next day came the war. That was a nightmare of pure suffering,
-with never a let-up, day or night. It began on the morning of the fourth
-with the arrival of her brother from some sort of Oxford Communist
-Summer School on the Broads. He was wearing a German corps student's cap
-and was very drunk. He had been seeing German friends off from Harwich.
-It was the first time she had ever seen a drunken man, so that was a
-good present to her.</p>
-
-<p>Next day, and sober, he was almost worse. A handsome, dark boy like his
-father, he had his mother's hooked nose and was always a little
-imbalanced: not mad, but always over-violent in any views he happened
-for the moment to hold. At the Summer School he had been under very
-vitriolic teachers of all sorts of notions. That hadn't hitherto
-mattered. Her mother had written for a Tory paper: her brother, when he
-had been at home, had edited some sort of Oxford organ of disruption.
-But her mother had only chuckled.</p>
-
-<p>The war changed that. Both seemed to be filled with a desire for blood
-and to torture: neither paid the least attention to the other. It was as
-if&mdash;so for the rest of those years the remembrance of that time lived
-with her&mdash;in one corner of the room her mother, ageing, and on her
-knees, from which she only with difficulty rose, shouted hoarse prayers
-to God, to let her, with her own hands, strangle, torture, and flay off
-all his skin, a being called the Kaiser, and as if, in the other corner
-of the room, her brother, erect, dark, scowling and vitriolic, one hand
-clenched above his head, called down the curse of heaven on the British
-soldier, so that in thousands, he might die in agony, the blood spouting
-from his scalded lungs. It appeared that the Communist leader whom
-Edward Wannop affected had had ill-success in his attempts to cause
-disaffection among some units or other of the British army, and had
-failed rather gallingly, being laughed at or ignored rather than being
-ducked in a horse-pond, shot or otherwise martyrised. That made it
-obvious that the British man in the ranks was responsible for the war.
-If those ignoble hirelings had refused to fight all the other embattled
-and terrorised millions would have thrown down their arms!</p>
-
-<p>Across that dreadful phantasmagoria went the figure of Tietjens. He was
-in doubt. She heard him several times voice his doubts to her mother,
-who grew every day more vacant. One day Mrs. Wannop had said:</p>
-
-<p>"What does your wife think about it?"</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens had answered:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Mrs. Tietjens is a pro-German. . . . Or no, that isn't exact! She
-has German prisoner-friends and looks after them. But she spends nearly
-all her time in retreat in a convent reading novels of before the war.
-She can't bear the thought of physical suffering. I can't blame her."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Wannop was no longer listening: her daughter was.</p>
-
-<p>For Valentine Wannop the war had turned Tietjens into far more of a man
-and far less of an inclination&mdash;the war and Mrs. Duchemin between
-them. He had seemed to grow less infallible. A man with doubts is more of a
-man, with eyes, hands, the need for food and for buttons to be sewn on.
-She had actually tightened up a loose glove button for him.</p>
-
-<p>One Friday afternoon at Macmaster's she had had a long talk with him:
-the first she had had since the drive and the accident.</p>
-
-<p>Ever since Macmaster had instituted his Friday afternoons&mdash;and that
-had been some time before the war&mdash;Valentine Wannop had accompanied
-Mrs. Duchemin to town by the morning train and back at night to the
-rectory. Valentine poured out the tea, Mrs. Duchemin drifting about the
-large book-lined room amongst the geniuses and superior journalists.</p>
-
-<p>On this occasion&mdash;a November day of very chilly, wet&mdash;there
-had been next to nobody present, the preceding Friday having been unusually
-full. Macmaster and Mrs. Duchemin had taken a Mr. Spong, an architect, into
-the dining-room to inspect an unusually fine set of Piranesi's <i>Views of
-Rome</i> that Tietjens had picked up somewhere and had given to Macmaster.
-A Mr. Jegg and a Mrs. Haviland were sitting close together in the far
-window-seat. They were talking in low tones. From time to time Mr. Jegg
-used the word "inhibition." Tietjens rose from the fire-seat on which he
-had been sitting and came to her. He ordered her to bring her cup of tea
-over by the fire and talk to him. She obeyed. They sat side by side on
-the leather fire-seat that stood on polished brass rails, the fire
-warming their backs. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"Well, Miss Wannop. What have you been doing?" and they drifted into
-talking of the war. You couldn't not. She was astonished not to find him
-so loathsome as she had expected, for, just at that time, with the facts
-that were always being driven into her mind by the pacifist friends of
-her brother and with continual brooding over the morals of Mrs.
-Duchemin, she had an automatic feeling that all manly men were
-lust-filled devils, desiring nothing better than to stride over
-battlefields, stabbing the wounded with long daggers in frenzies of
-sadism. She knew that this view of Tietjens was wrong, but she cherished
-it.</p>
-
-<p>She found him&mdash;as subconsciously she knew he
-was&mdash;astonishingly mild. She had too often watched him whilst he
-listened to her mother's tirades against the Kaiser, not to know that.
-He did not raise his voice, he showed no emotion. He said at last:</p>
-
-<p>"You and I are like two people . . ." He paused and began again more
-quickly: "Do you know these soap advertisement signs that read
-differently from several angles? As you come up to them you read
-'Monkey's Soap'; if you look back when you've passed it's 'Needs no
-Rinsing.' . . . You and I are standing at different angles and though we
-both look at the same thing we read different messages. Perhaps if we
-stood side by side we should see yet a third. . . . But I hope we
-respect each other. We're both honest. I, at least, tremendously respect
-you and I hope you respect me."</p>
-
-<p>She kept silent. Behind their backs the fire rustled. Mr. Jegg, across
-the room, said: "The failure to co-ordinate . . ." and then dropped his
-voice.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens looked at her attentively.</p>
-
-<p>"You don't respect me?" he asked. She kept obstinately silent.</p>
-
-<p>"I'd have liked you to have said it," he repeated.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh," she cried out, "how can I respect you when there is all this
-suffering? So much pain! Such torture . . . I can't sleep . . . Never . . .
-I haven't slept a whole night since . . . Think of the immense
-spaces, stretching out under the night . . . I believe pain and fear
-must be worse at night. . . ." She knew she was crying out like that
-because her dread had come true. When he had said: "I'd have liked you
-to have said it," using the past, he had said his valedictory. Her man,
-too, was going.</p>
-
-<p>And she knew too: she had always known under her mind and now she
-confessed it: her agony had been, half of it, because one day he would
-say farewell to her: like that, with the inflexion of a verb. As,
-just occasionally, using the word "we"&mdash;and perhaps without
-intention&mdash;he had let her know that he loved her.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Jegg drifted across from the window: Mrs. Haviland was already at
-the door.</p>
-
-<p>"We'll leave you to have your war talk out," Mr. Jegg said. He added:
-"For myself, I believe it's one's sole duty to preserve the beauty of
-things that's preservable. I can't help saying that."</p>
-
-<p>She was alone with Tietjens and the quiet day. She said to herself:</p>
-
-<p>"Now he must take me in his arms. He must. He <i>must</i>!" The
-deepest of her instincts came to the surface, from beneath layers of
-thought hardly known to her. She could feel his arms round her: she had
-in her nostrils the peculiar scent of his hair&mdash;like the scent of
-the skin of an apple, but very faint. "You must! You <i>must</i>!" she
-said to herself. There came back to her overpoweringly the memory of
-their drive together and the moment, the overwhelming moment, when,
-climbing out of the white fog into the blinding air, she had felt the
-impulse of his whole body towards her and the impulse of her whole body
-towards him. A sudden lapse: like the momentary dream when you fall. . . .
-She saw the white disk of the sun over the silver mist and behind them
-was the long, warm night. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens sat, huddled rather together, dejectedly, the firelight playing
-on the silver places of his hair. It had grown nearly dark outside: they
-had a sense of the large room that, almost week by week, had grown, for
-its gleams of gilding and hand-polished dark woods, more like the great
-dining-room at the Duchemins. He got down from the fire-seat with a
-weary movement, as if the fire-seat had been very high. He said, with a
-little bitterness, but as if with more fatigue:</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I've got the business of telling Macmaster that I'm leaving the
-office. That, too, won't be an agreeable affair! Not that what poor
-Vinnie thinks matters." He added: "It's queer, dear . . ." In the tumult
-of her emotions she was almost certain that he had said "dear." . . .
-"Not three hours ago my wife used to me almost the exact words you have
-just used. Almost the exact words. She talked of her inability to sleep
-at night for thinking of immense spaces full of pain that was worse at
-night. . . . And she, too, said that she could not respect me. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She sprang up.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh," she said, "she didn't mean it. <i>I</i> didn't mean it. Almost
-every man who is a man must do as you are doing. But don't you see it's a
-desperate attempt to get you to stay: an attempt on moral lines? How can
-we leave any stone unturned that could keep us from losing our men?" She
-added, and it was another stone that she didn't leave unturned:
-"Besides, how can you reconcile it with your sense of duty, even from
-your point of view? You're more useful&mdash;you know you're more useful to
-your country here than . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He stood over her, stooping a little, somehow suggesting great
-gentleness and concern.</p>
-
-<p>"I can't reconcile it with my conscience," he said. "In this affair
-there is nothing that any man can reconcile with his conscience. I don't
-mean that we oughtn't to be in this affair and on the side we're on. We
-ought. But I'll put to you things I have put to no other soul."</p>
-
-<p>The simplicity of his revelation seemed to her to put to shame any of
-the glibnesses she had heard. It appeared to her as if a child were
-speaking. He described the disillusionment it had cost him personally as
-soon as this country had come into the war. He even described the sunlit
-heather landscape of the north, where naïvely he had made his tranquil
-resolution to join the French Foreign Legion as a common soldier and his
-conviction that that would give him, as he called it, clean bones
-again.</p>
-
-<p>That, he said, had been straightforward. Now there was nothing
-straightforward: for him or for any man. One could have fought with a
-clean heart for a civilisation: if you like for the eighteenth century
-against the twentieth, since that was what fighting for France against
-the enemy countries meant. But our coming in had changed the aspect at
-once. It was one part of the twentieth century using the eighteenth as a
-catspaw to bash the other half of the twentieth. It was true there was
-nothing else for it. And as long as we did it in a decent spirit it was
-just bearable. One could keep at one's job&mdash;which was faking
-statistics against the other fellow&mdash;until you were sick and tired of
-faking and your brain reeled. And then some!</p>
-
-<p>It was probably impolitic to fake&mdash;to overstate!&mdash;a case
-against enemy nations. The chickens would come home to roost in one way or
-another, probably. Perhaps they wouldn't. That was a matter for one's
-superiors. Obviously! And the first gang had been simple, honest fellows.
-Stupid, but relatively disinterested. But now! . . . What was one to
-do? . . . He went on, almost mumbling. . . .</p>
-
-<p>She had suddenly a clear view of him as a man extraordinarily
-clear-sighted in the affairs of others, in great affairs, but in his own
-so simple as to be almost a baby. And gentle! And extraordinarily
-unselfish. He didn't betray one thought of self-interest . . . not one!</p>
-
-<p>He was saying:</p>
-
-<p>"But now! . . . with this crowd of boodlers! . . . Supposing one's asked
-to manipulate the figures of millions of pairs of boots in order to
-force someone else to send some miserable general and his troops to,
-say, Salonika&mdash;when they and you and common-sense and everyone and
-everything else, know it's disastrous? . . . And from that to monkeying
-with our own forces. . . . Starving particular units for political . . ."
-He was talking to himself, not to her. And indeed he said:</p>
-
-<p>"I can't, you see, talk really before you. For all I know your
-sympathies, perhaps your activities, are with the enemy nations."</p>
-
-<p>She said passionately:</p>
-
-<p>"They're not! They're not! How dare you say such a thing?"</p>
-
-<p>He answered:</p>
-
-<p>"It doesn't matter . . . No! I'm sure you're not . . . But, anyhow,
-these things are official. One can't, if one's scrupulous, even talk
-about them . . . And then . . . You see it means such infinite deaths of
-men, such an infinite prolongation . . . all this interference for
-side-ends! . . . I seem to see these fellows with clouds of blood over
-their heads. . . . And then . . . I'm to carry out their orders because
-they're my superiors. . . . But helping them means unnumbered
-deaths. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He looked at her with a faint, almost humorous smile:</p>
-
-<p>"You see!" he said, "we're perhaps not so very far apart! You mustn't
-think you're the only one that sees all the deaths and all the
-sufferings. All, you see: I, too, am a conscientious objector. My
-conscience won't let me continue any longer with these fellows. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"But isn't there any other . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He interrupted:</p>
-
-<p>"No! There's no other course. One is either a body or a brain in these
-affairs. I suppose I'm more brain than body. I suppose so. Perhaps I'm
-not. But my conscience won't let me use my brain in this service. So
-I've a great, hulking body! I'll admit I'm probably not much good. But
-I've nothing to live for: what I stand for isn't any more in this world
-What I want, as you know, I can't have. So . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She exclaimed bitterly:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, say it! Say it! Say that your large hulking body will stop two
-bullets in front of two small anæmic fellows. . . . And how can you say
-you'll have nothing to live for? You'll come back. You'll do your good
-work again. You know you did good work . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! I believe I did. I used to despise it, but I've come to believe I
-did. . . . But no! They'll never let me back. They've got me out, with
-all sorts of bad marks against me. They'll pursue me, systematically. . . .
-You see in such a world as this, an idealist&mdash;or perhaps it's only
-a sentimentalist&mdash;must be stoned to death. He makes the others so
-uncomfortable. He haunts them at their golf. . . . No; they'll get me,
-one way or the other. And some fellow&mdash;Macmaster here&mdash;will do my
-jobs. He won't do them so well, but he'll do them more dishonestly. Or no.
-I oughtn't to say dishonestly. He'll do them with enthusiasm and
-righteousness. He'll fulfil the order of his superiors with an immense
-docility and unction. He'll fake figures against our allies with the
-black enthusiasm of a Calvin and, when <i>that</i> war comes, he'll do the
-requisite faking with the righteous wrath of Jehovah smiting the priests
-of Baal. And he'll be right. It's all we're fitted for. We ought never
-to have come into this war. We ought to have snaffled other peoples'
-colonies as the price of neutrality. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh!" Valentine Wannop said, "how can you so hate your country?"</p>
-
-<p>He said with great earnestness:</p>
-
-<p>"Don't say it! Don't believe it! Don't even for a moment think it! I
-love every inch of its fields and every plant in the hedgerows: comfrey,
-mullein, paigles, long red purples, that liberal shepherds give a
-grosser name . . . and all the rest of the rubbish&mdash;you remember the
-field between the Duchemins and your mother's&mdash;and we have always been
-boodlers and robbers and reivers and pirates and cattle thieves, and so
-we've built up the great tradition that we love. . . . But, for the
-moment, it's painful. Our present crowd is not more corrupt than
-Walpole's. But one's too near them. One sees of Walpole that he
-consolidated the nation by building up the National Debt: one doesn't
-see his methods. . . . My son, or his son, will only see the glory of
-the boodle we make out of this show. Or rather out of the next. He won't
-know about the methods. They'll teach him at school that across the
-counties went the sound of bugles that his father knew. . . . Though
-that was another discreditable affair. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"But you!" Valentine Wannop exclaimed. "<i>You</i>! what will <i>you</i>
-do! After the war!"</p>
-
-<p>"I!" he said rather bewilderedly. "I! . . . Oh, I shall go into the old
-furniture business. I've been offered a job. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She didn't believe he was serious. He hadn't, she knew, ever thought
-about his future. But suddenly she had a vision of his white head and
-pale face in the back glooms of a shop full of dusty things. He would
-come out, get heavily on to a dusty bicycle and ride off to a cottage
-sale. She cried out:</p>
-
-<p>"Why don't you do it at once? Why don't you take the job at once?" for
-in the back of the dark shop he would at least be safe.</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, no! Not at this time! Besides the old furniture trade's probably
-not itself for the minute. . . ." He was obviously thinking of something
-else.</p>
-
-<p>"I've probably been a low cad," he said, "wringing your heart with my
-doubts. But I wanted to see where our similarities come in. We've always
-been&mdash;or we've seemed always to me&mdash;so alike in our thoughts. I
-daresay I wanted you to respect me. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I respect you! I respect you!" she said. "You're as innocent as a
-child."</p>
-
-<p>He went on:</p>
-
-<p>"And I wanted to get some thinking done. It hasn't been often of late
-that one has had a quiet room and a fire and . . . you! To think in
-front of. You <i>do</i> make one collect one's thoughts. I've been very
-muddled till to-day . . . till five minutes ago! Do you remember our
-drive? You analysed my character. I'd never have let another soul. . .
-But you see . . . Don't you see?"</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"No! What am I to see? I remember . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"That I'm certainly not an English country gentleman now; picking up the
-gossip of the horse markets and saying: let the country go to hell, for
-me!"</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Did I say that? . . . Yes, I said that!"</p>
-
-<p>The deep waves of emotion came over her: she trembled. She stretched out
-her arms. . . . She thought she stretched out her arms. He was hardly
-visible in the firelight. But she could see nothing: she was blind for
-tears. She could hardly be stretching out her arms, for she had both
-hands to her handkerchief on her eyes. He said something: it was no word
-of love or she would have held it; it began with: "Well, I must be . . ."
-He was silent for a long time: she imagined herself to feel great
-waves coming from him to her. But he wasn't in the room. . . .</p>
-
-<p>The rest, till that moment at the War Office, had been pure agony, and
-unrelenting. Her mother's paper cut down her money; no orders for
-serials came in: her mother, obviously, was failing. The eternal
-diatribes of her brother were like lashes upon her skin. He seemed to be
-praying Tietjens to death. Of Tietjens she saw and heard nothing. At the
-Macmasters she heard, once, that he had just gone out. It added to her
-desire to scream when she saw a newspaper. Poverty invaded them. The
-police raided the house in search of her brother and his friends. Then
-her brother went to prison: somewhere in the Midlands. The friendliness
-of their former neighbours turned to surly suspicion. They could get no
-milk. Food became almost unprocurable without going to long distances.
-For three days Mrs. Wannop was clean out of her mind. Then she grew
-better and began to write a new book. It promised to be rather good. But
-there was no publisher. Edward came out of prison, full of good-humour
-and boisterousness. They seemed to have had a great deal to drink in
-prison. But, hearing that his mother had gone mad over that disgrace,
-after a terrible scene with Valentine, in which he accused her of being
-the mistress of Tietjens and therefore militarist, he consented to let
-his mother use her influence&mdash;of which she had still some&mdash;to get
-him appointed as an A.B. on a mine-sweeper. Great winds became an agony to
-Valentine Wannop in addition to the unbearable sounds of firing that
-came continuously over the sea. Her mother grew much better: she took
-pride in having a son in a service. She was then the more able to
-appreciate the fact that her paper stopped payment altogether. A small
-mob on the fifth of November burned Mrs. Wannop in effigy in front of
-their cottage and broke their lower windows. Mrs. Wannop ran out and in
-the illumination of the fire knocked down two farm labourer
-hobbledehoys. It was terrible to see Mrs. Wannop's grey hair in the
-firelight. After that the butcher refused them meat altogether, ration
-card or no ration card. It was imperative that they should move to
-London.</p>
-
-<p>The marsh horizon became obscured with giant stilts: the air above it
-filled with aeroplanes: the roads covered with military cars. There was
-then no getting away from the sounds of the war.</p>
-
-<p>Just as they had decided to move Tietjens came back. It was for a moment
-heaven to have him in this country. But when, a month later, Valentine
-Wannop saw him for a minute, he seemed very heavy, aged and dull. It was
-then almost as bad as before, for it seemed to Valentine as if he hardly
-had his reason.</p>
-
-<p>On hearing that Tietjens was to be quartered&mdash;or, at any rate,
-occupied&mdash;in the neighbourhood of Ealing, Mrs. Wannop at once took a
-small house in Bedford Park, whilst, to make ends meet&mdash;for her mother
-made terribly little&mdash;Valentine Wannop took a post as athletic
-mistress in a great school in a not very near suburb. Thus, though Tietjens
-came in for a cup of tea almost every afternoon with Mrs. Wannop in the
-dilapidated little suburban house, Valentine Wannop hardly ever saw him.
-The only free afternoon she had was the Friday, and on that day she
-still regularly chaperoned Mrs. Duchemin: meeting her at Charing Cross
-towards noon and taking her back to the same station in time to catch
-the last train to Rye. On Saturdays and Sundays she was occupied all day
-in typing her mother's manuscript.</p>
-
-<p>Of Tietjens, then, she saw almost nothing. She knew that his poor mind
-was empty of facts and of names; but her mother said he was a great help
-to her. Once provided with facts his mind worked out sound Tory
-conclusions&mdash;or quite startling and attractive theories&mdash;with
-extreme rapidity. This Mrs. Wannop found of the greatest use to her
-whenever&mdash;though it wasn't now very often&mdash;she had an article to
-write for an excitable newspaper. She still, however, contributed to her
-failing organ of opinion, though it paid her nothing. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin, then, Valentine Wannop still chaperoned, though there was
-no bond any more between them. Valentine knew, for instance, perfectly
-well that Mrs. Duchemin, after she had been seen off by train from
-Charing Cross, got out at Clapham Junction, took a taxicab back to
-Gray's Inn after dark and spent the night with Macmaster, and Mrs.
-Duchemin knew quite well that Valentine knew. It was a sort of parade of
-circumspection and rightness, and they kept it up even after, at a
-sinister registry office, the wedding had taken place, Valentine being
-the one witness and an obscure-looking substitute for the usual pew
-opener another. There seemed to be, by then, no very obvious reason why
-Valentine should support Mrs. Macmaster any more on these rather dreary
-occasions, but Mrs. Macmaster said she might just as well, until they
-saw fit to make the marriage public. There were, Mrs. Macmaster said,
-censorious tongues, and even if these were confuted afterwards it is
-difficult, if not impossible, to outrun scandal. Besides, Mrs. Macmaster
-was of opinion that the Macmaster afternoons with these geniuses must be
-a liberal education for Valentine. But, as Valentine sat most of the
-time at the tea-table near the door, it was the backs and side faces of
-the distinguished rather than their intellects with which she was most
-acquainted. Occasionally, however, Mrs. Duchemin would show Valentine,
-as an enormous privilege, one of the letters to herself from men of
-genius: usually North British, written, as a rule, from the Continent or
-more distant and peaceful climates, for most of them believed it their
-duty in these hideous times to keep alive in the world the only
-glimmering spark of beauty. Couched in terms so eulogistic as to
-resemble those used in passionate love-letters by men more profane,
-these epistles recounted, or consulted Mrs. Duchemin as to, their love
-affairs with foreign princesses, the progress of their ailments or the
-progresses of their souls towards those higher regions of morality in
-which floated their so beautiful-souled correspondent.</p>
-
-<p>The letters entertained Valentine and, indeed, she was entertained by
-that whole mirage. It was only the Macmaster's treatment of her mother
-that finally decided Valentine that this friendship had died; for the
-friendships of women are very tenacious things, surviving astonishing
-disillusionments, and Valentine Wannop was a woman of more than usual
-loyalty. Indeed, if she couldn't respect Mrs. Duchemin on the old
-grounds, she could very really respect her for her tenacity of purpose,
-her determination to advance Macmaster and for the sort of ruthlessness
-that she put into these pursuits.</p>
-
-<p>Valentine's affection had, indeed, survived even Edith Ethel's continued
-denigrations of Tietjens&mdash;for Edith Ethel regarded Tietjens as a clog
-round her husband's neck, if only because he was a very unpopular man,
-grown personally rather unpresentable and always extremely rude to the
-geniuses on Fridays. Edith Ethel, however, never made these complaints
-that grew more and more frequent as more and more the distinguished
-flocked to the Fridays, before Macmaster. And they ceased very suddenly
-and in a way that struck Valentine as odd.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin's grievance against Tietjens was that, Macmaster being a
-weak man, Tietjens had acted as his banker until, what with interest and
-the rest of it, Macmaster owed Tietjens a great sum: several thousand
-pounds. And there had been no real reason: Macmaster had spent most of
-the money either on costly furnishings for his rooms or on his costly
-journeys to Rye. On the one hand Mrs. Duchemin could have found
-Macmaster all the bric-a-brac he could possibly have wanted from amongst
-the things at the rectory, where no one would have missed them and, on
-the other, she, Mrs. Duchemin, would have paid all Macmaster's
-travelling expenses. She had had unlimited money from her husband, who
-never asked for accounts. But, whilst Tietjens still had influence with
-Macmaster, he had used it uncompromisingly against this course, giving him
-the delusion&mdash;it enraged Mrs. Duchemin to think!&mdash;that it would have
-been dishonourable. So that Macmaster had continued to draw upon him.</p>
-
-<p>And, most enraging of all, at a period when she had had a power of
-attorney over all Mr. Duchemin's fortune and could, perfectly easily,
-have sold out something that no one would have missed for the couple of
-thousand or so that Macmaster owed, Tietjens had very forcibly refused
-to allow Macmaster to agree to anything of the sort. He had again put
-into Macmaster's weak head that it would be dishonourable. But Mrs.
-Duchemin&mdash;and she closed her lips determinedly after she had said
-it&mdash;knew perfectly well Tietjens' motive. So long as Macmaster owed
-him money he imagined that they couldn't close their doors upon him. And
-their establishment was beginning to be a place where you meet people of
-great influence who might well get for a person as lazy as Tietjens a
-sinecure that would suit him. Tietjens, in fact, knew which side his
-bread was buttered.</p>
-
-<p>For what, Mrs. Duchemin asked, could there have been dishonourable about
-the arrangement she had proposed? Practically the whole of Mr.
-Duchemin's money was to come to her: he was by then insane; it was
-therefore, morally, her own. But immediately after that, Mr. Duchemin
-having been certified, the estate had fallen into the hands of the
-Lunacy Commissioners and there had been no further hope of taking the
-capital. Now, her husband being dead, it was in the hands of trustees,
-Mr. Duchemin having left the whole of his property to Magdalen College
-and merely the income to his widow. The income was very large; but
-where, with their expenses, with the death duties and taxation, which
-were by then merciless, was Mrs. Duchemin to find the money? She was to
-be allowed, under her husband's will, enough capital to buy a pleasant
-little place in Surrey, with rather a nice lot of land&mdash;enough to let
-Macmaster know some of the leisures of a country gentleman's lot. They
-were going in for shorthorns, and there was enough land to give them a
-small golf-course and, in the autumn, a little&mdash;oh, mostly
-rough!&mdash;shooting for Macmaster to bring his friends down to. It would
-just run to that. Oh, no ostentation. Merely a nice little place. As an
-amusing detail the villagers there already called Macmaster "squire" and
-the women curtsied to him. But Valentine Wannop would understand that,
-with all these expenses, they couldn't find the money to pay off
-Tietjens. Besides, Mrs. Macmaster said she wasn't going to pay off
-Tietjens. He had had his chance once: now he could go without, for her.
-Macmaster would have to pay it himself and he would never be able to,
-his contribution to their housekeeping being what it was. And there were
-going to be complications. Macmaster wondered about their little place
-in Surrey, saying that he would consult Tietjens about this and that
-alteration. But over the doorsill of that place the foot of Tietjens was
-never going to go! Never! It would mean a good deal of unpleasantness;
-or rather it would mean one sharp: "C-r-r-unch!" And then: Napoo finny!
-Mrs. Duchemin sometimes, and with great effect, condescended to use one
-of the more picturesque phrases of the day.</p>
-
-<p>To all these diatribes Valentine Wannop answered hardly anything. It was
-no particular concern of her's; even if, for a moment, she felt
-proprietarily towards Christopher as she did now and then, she felt no
-particular desire that his intimacy with the Macmasters should be
-prolonged, because she knew he could have no particular desire for its
-prolongation. She imagined him turning them down with an unspoken and
-good-humoured gibe. And, indeed, she agreed on the whole with Edith Ethel.
-It <i>was</i> demoralising for a weak little man like Vincent to have
-a friend with an ever-open purse beside him. Tietjens ought not to have
-been princely: it was a defect, a quality that she did not personally
-admire in him. As to whether it would or wouldn't have been
-dishonourable for Mrs. Duchemin to take her husband's money and give it
-to Macmaster, she kept an open mind. To all intents and purposes the
-money <i>was</i> Mrs. Duchemin's, and if Mrs. Duchemin had then paid
-Christopher off it would have been sensible. She could see that later it
-had become very inconvenient. There were, however, male standards to be
-considered, and Macmaster, at least, passed for a man. Tietjens, who was
-wise enough in the affairs of others, had, in that, probably been wise;
-for there might have been great disagreeablenesses with trustees and
-heirs-at-law had Mrs. Duchemin's subtraction of a couple of thousand
-pounds from the Duchemin estate afterwards come to light. The Wannops
-had never been large property owners as a family, but Valentine had
-heard enough of collateral wranglings over small family dishonesties to
-know how very disagreeable these could be.</p>
-
-<p>So she had made little or no comment; sometimes she had even faintly
-agreed as to the demoralisation of Macmaster and that had sufficed. For
-Mrs. Duchemin had been certain of her rightness and cared nothing at all
-for the opinion of Valentine Wannop, or else took it for granted.</p>
-
-<p>And when Tietjens had been gone to France for a little time Mrs.
-Duchemin seemed to forget the matter, contenting herself with saying
-that he might very likely not come back. He was the sort of clumsy man
-who generally got killed. In that case, since no I.O.U.s or paper had
-passed, Mrs. Tietjens would have no claim. So that would be all right.</p>
-
-<p>But two days after the return of Christopher&mdash;and that was how
-Valentine knew he had come back!&mdash;Mrs. Duchemin with a lowering brow
-exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"That oaf, Tietjens, is in England, perfectly safe and sound. And now
-the whole miserable business of Vincent's indebtedness . . . Oh!"</p>
-
-<p>She had stopped so suddenly and so markedly that even the stoppage of
-Valentine's own heart couldn't conceal the oddness from her. Indeed it
-was as if there were an interval before she completely realised what the
-news was and as if, during that interval, she said to herself:</p>
-
-<p>"It's very queer. It's exactly as if Edith Ethel has stopped abusing him
-on my account . . . As if she <i>knew</i>!" But how could Edith Ethel know
-that she loved the man who had returned? It was impossible! She hardly
-knew herself. Then the great wave of relief rolled over her: he was in
-England. One day she would see him, there: in the great room. For these
-colloquies with Edith Ethel always took place in the great room where
-she had last seen Tietjens. It looked suddenly beautiful and she was
-resigned to sitting there, waiting for the distinguished.</p>
-
-<p>It was indeed a beautiful room: it had become so during the years. It
-was long and high&mdash;matching the Tietjens'. A great cut-glass
-chandelier from the rectory hung dimly coruscating in the centre,
-reflected and re-reflected in convex gilt mirrors, topped by eagles. A
-great number of books had gone to make place on the white panelled walls
-for the mirrors, and for the fair orange and brown pictures by Turner,
-also from the rectory. From the rectory had come the immense scarlet and
-lapis lazuli carpet, the great brass fire-basket and appendages, the
-great curtains that, in the three long windows, on their peacock blue
-Chinese silk showed parti-coloured cranes ascending in long
-flights&mdash;and all the polished Chippendale arm-chairs. Amongst all
-these, gracious, trailing, stopping with a tender gesture to rearrange
-very slightly the crimson roses in the famous silver bowls, still in
-dark blue silks, with an amber necklace and her elaborate black hair,
-waved exactly like that of Julia Domna of the Musée Lapidaire at Arles,
-moved Mrs. Macmaster&mdash;also from the rectory. Macmaster had achieved
-his desire: even to the shortbread cakes and the peculiarly scented tea
-that came every Friday morning from Princes Street. And, if Mrs.
-Macmaster hadn't the pawky, relishing humour of the great Scots ladies
-of past days, she had in exchange her deep aspect of comprehension and
-tenderness. An astonishingly beautiful and impressive woman: dark hair;
-dark, straight eyebrows; a straight nose; dark blue eyes in the shadows
-of her hair and bowed, pomegranate lips in a chin curved like the bow of
-a Greek boat. . . .</p>
-
-<p>The etiquette of the place on Fridays was regulated as if by a royal
-protocol. The most distinguished and, if possible, titled person was led
-to a great walnut-wood fluted chair that stood askew by the fireplace,
-its back and seat of blue velvet, heaven knows how old. Over him would
-hover Mrs. Duchemin: or, if he were <i>very</i> distinguished, both Mr. and
-Mrs. Macmaster. The not so distinguished were led up by turns to be
-presented to the celebrity and would then arrange themselves in a
-half-circle in the beautiful arm-chairs; the less distinguished still,
-in outer groups in chairs that had no arms: the almost undistinguished
-stood, also in groups or languished, awestruck on the scarlet leather
-window seats. When all were there Macmaster would establish himself on
-the incredibly unique hearthrug and would address wise sayings to the
-celebrity; occasionally, however, saying a kind thing to the youngest man
-present&mdash;to give him a chance of distinguishing himself. Macmaster's
-hair, at that date, was still black, but not quite so stiff or so well
-brushed; his beard had in it greyish streaks and his teeth, not being
-quite so white, looked less strong. He wore also a single eyeglass, the
-retaining of which in his right eye gave him a slightly agonised
-expression. It gave him, however, the privilege of putting his face very
-close to the face of anyone upon whom he wished to make a deep
-impression. He had lately become much interested in the drama, so that
-there were usually several large&mdash;and, of course, very reputable and
-serious actresses in the room. On rare occasions Mrs. Duchemin would say
-across the room in her deep voice:</p>
-
-<p>"Valentine, a cup of tea for his highness," or "Sir Thomas," as the case
-might be, and when Valentine had threaded her way through the chairs
-with a cup of tea Mrs. Duchemin, with a kind, aloof smile, would say:
-"Your highness, this is my little brown bird." But as a rule Valentine
-sat alone at the tea-table, the guests fetching from her what they
-wanted.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens came to the Fridays twice during the five months of his stay at
-Ealing. On each occasion he accompanied Mrs. Wannop.</p>
-
-<p>In earlier days&mdash;during the earliest Fridays&mdash;Mrs. Wannop, if
-she ever came, had always been installed, with her flowing black, in the
-throne and, like an enlarged Queen Victoria, had sat there whilst
-suppliants were led up to this great writer. But now: on the first occasion
-Mrs. Wannop got a chair without arms in the outer ring, whilst a general
-officer commanding lately in chief somewhere in the East, whose military
-success had not been considerable, but whose despatches were considered
-very literary, occupied, rather blazingly, the throne. But Mrs. Wannop
-had chatted very contentedly all the afternoon with Tietjens, and it had
-been comforting to Valentine to see Tietjens' large, uncouth, but quite
-collected figure, and to observe the affection that these two had for
-each other.</p>
-
-<p>But, on the second occasion, the throne was occupied by a very young
-woman who talked a great deal and with great assurance. Valentine didn't
-know who she was. Mrs. Wannop, very gay and distracted, stood nearly the
-whole afternoon by a window. And even at that, Valentine was contented,
-quite a number of young men crowding round the old lady and leaving the
-younger one's circle rather bare.</p>
-
-<p>There came in a very tall, clean run and beautiful, fair woman,
-dressed in nothing in particular. She stood with extreme&mdash;with
-noticeable&mdash;unconcern near the doorway. She let her eyes rest on
-Valentine, but looked away before Valentine could speak. She must have
-had an enormous quantity of fair tawny hair, for it was coiled in a
-great surface over her ears. She had in her hand several visiting cards
-which she looked at with a puzzled expression and then laid on a card
-table. She was no one who had ever been there before.</p>
-
-<p>Edith Ethel&mdash;it was for the second time!&mdash;had just broken up
-the ring that surrounded Mrs. Wannop, bearing the young men tributary to
-the young women in the walnut chair and leaving Tietjens and the older
-woman high and dry in a window: thus Tietjens saw the stranger, and there
-was no doubt left in Valentine's mind. He came, diagonally, right down the
-room to his wife and marched her straight up to Edith Ethel. His face
-was perfectly without expression.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster, perched on the centre of the hearthrug, had an emotion that
-was extraordinarily comic to witness, but that Valentine was quite
-unable to analyse. He jumped two paces forward to meet Mrs. Tietjens,
-held out a little hand, half withdrew it, retreated half a step. The
-eyeglass fell from his perturbed eye: this gave him actually an
-expression less perturbed, but, in revenge, the hairs on the back of his
-scalp grew suddenly untidy. Sylvia, wavering along beside her husband,
-held out her long arm and careless hand. Macmaster winced almost at the
-contact, as if his fingers had been pinched in a vice. Sylvia wavered
-desultorily towards Edith Ethel, who was suddenly small, insignificant
-and relatively coarse. As for the young woman celebrity in the
-arm-chair, she appeared to be about the size of a white rabbit.</p>
-
-<p>A complete silence had fallen on the room. Every woman in it was
-counting the pleats of Sylvia's skirt and the amount of material in it.
-Valentine Wannop knew that because she was doing it herself. If one had
-that amount of material and that number of pleats one's skirt might hang
-like that. . . . For it was extraordinary: it fitted close round the
-hips, and gave an effect of length and swing&mdash;yet it did not descend
-as low as the ankles. It was, no doubt, the amount of material that did
-that, like the Highlander's kilt that takes twelve yards to make. And
-from the silence Valentine could tell that every woman and most
-of the men&mdash;if they didn't know that this was Mrs. Christopher
-Tietjens&mdash;knew that this was a personage of <i>Illustrated Weekly</i>,
-as who should say of county family, rank. Little Mrs. Swan, lately married,
-actually got up, crossed the room and sat down beside her bridegroom. It
-was a movement with which Valentine could sympathise.</p>
-
-<p>And Sylvia, having just faintly greeted Mrs. Duchemin, and completely
-ignored the celebrity in the arm-chair&mdash;in spite of the fact that Mrs.
-Duchemin had tried half-heartedly to effect an introduction&mdash;stood
-still, looking round her. She gave the effect of a lady in a
-nurseryman's hot-house considering what flower should interest her,
-collectedly ignoring the nurserymen who bowed round her. She had just
-dropped her eyelashes, twice, in recognition of two staff officers with
-a good deal of scarlet streak about them who were tentatively rising
-from their chairs. The staff officers who came to the Macmasters were
-not of the first vintages; still they had the labels and passed as such.</p>
-
-<p>Valentine was by that time beside her mother, who had been standing all
-alone between two windows. She had dispossessed, in hot indignation, a
-stout musical critic of his chair and had sat her mother in it. And,
-just as Mrs. Duchemin's deep voice sounded, yet a little waveringly:</p>
-
-<p>"Valentine . . . a cup of tea for . . ." Valentine was carrying a cup of
-tea to her mother.</p>
-
-<p>Her indignation had conquered her despairing jealousy, if you could call
-it jealousy. For what was the good of living or loving when Tietjens had
-beside him, for ever, the radiant, kind and gracious perfection. On the
-other hand, of her two deep passions, the second was for her mother.</p>
-
-<p>Rightly or wrongly, Valentine regarded Mrs. Wannop as a great, an august
-figure: a great brain, a high and generous intelligence. She had
-written, at least, one great book, and if the rest of her time had been
-frittered away in the desperate struggle to live that had taken both
-their lives, that could not detract from that one achievement that
-should last and for ever take her mother's name down time. That this
-greatness should not weigh with the Macmasters had hitherto neither
-astonished nor irritated Valentine. The Macmasters had their game to
-play and, for the matter of that, they had their predilections. Their
-game kept them amongst the officially influential, the semi-official and
-the officially accredited. They moved with such C.B.s, knights,
-presidents, and the rest as dabbled in writing or the arts: they went
-upwards with such reviewers, art critics, musical writers and
-archæologists as had posts in, if possible, first-class public offices
-or permanent positions on the more august periodicals. If an imaginative
-author seemed assured of position and lasting popularity Macmaster would
-send out feelers towards him, would make himself humbly useful, and
-sooner or later either Mrs. Duchemin would be carrying on with him one
-of her high-souled correspondences&mdash;or she wouldn't.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Wannop they had formerly accepted as permanent leader writer and
-chief critic of a great organ, but the great organ having dwindled and
-now disappeared the Macmasters no longer wanted her at their parties.
-That was the game&mdash;and Valentine accepted it. But that it should have
-been done with such insolence, so obviously meant to be noted&mdash;for in
-twice breaking up Mrs. Wannop's little circle Mrs. Duchemin had not even
-once so much as said: "How d'ye do?" to the elder lady!&mdash;that was
-almost more than Valentine could, for the moment, bear, and she would have
-taken her mother away at once and would never have re-entered the house,
-but for the compensations.</p>
-
-<p>Her mother had lately written and even found a publisher for a
-book&mdash;and the book had showed no signs of failing powers. On the
-contrary, having been perforce stopped off the perpetual journalism that
-had dissipated her energies, Mrs. Wannop had turned out something that
-Valentine knew was sound, sane and well done. Abstractions caused by
-failing attention to the outside world are not necessarily in a writer
-signs of failing, as a writer. It may mean merely that she is giving so
-much thought to her work that her other contacts suffer. If that is the
-case her work will gain. That this might be the case with her mother was
-Valentine's great and secret hope. Her mother was barely sixty: many
-great works have been written by writers aged between sixty and
-seventy. . . .</p>
-
-<p>And the crowding of youngish men round the old lady had given Valentine
-a little confirmation of that hope. The book naturally, in the maelstrom
-flux and reflux of the time, had attracted little attention, and poor
-Mrs. Wannop had not succeeded in extracting a penny for it from her
-adamantine publisher: she hadn't, indeed, made a penny for several
-months, and they existed almost at starvation point in their little den of
-a villa&mdash;on Valentine's earnings as athletic teacher. . . . But that
-little bit of attention in that semi-public place had seemed, at least,
-as a confirmation to Valentine: there probably was something sound, sane
-and well done in her mother's work. That was almost all she asked of
-life.</p>
-
-<p>And, indeed, whilst she stood by her mother's chair, thinking with a
-little bitter pathos that if Edith Ethel had left the three or four
-young men to her mother the three or four might have done her poor mother
-a little good, with innocent puffs and the like&mdash;and heaven knew they
-needed that little good badly enough!&mdash;a very thin and untidy young
-man <i>did</i> drift back to Mrs. Wannop and asked, precisely, if he might
-make a note or two for publication as to what Mrs. Wannop was doing.
-"Her book," he said, "had attracted so much attention. They hadn't known
-that they had still writers among them. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>A singular, triangular drive had begun through the chairs from the
-fireplace. That was how it had seemed to Valentine! Mrs. Tietjens had
-looked at them, had asked Christopher a question and, immediately, as if
-she were coming through waist-high surf, had borne down Macmaster and
-Mrs. Duchemin, flanking her obsequiously, setting aside chairs and their
-occupants, Tietjens and the two, rather bashfully following staff
-officers, broadening out the wedge.</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia, her long arm held out from a yard or so away, was giving her
-hand to Valentine's mother. With her clear, high, unembarrassed voice
-she exclaimed, also from a yard or so away, so as to be heard by every
-one in the room:</p>
-
-<p>"You're Mrs. Wannop. The great writer! I'm Christopher Tietjens'
-wife."</p>
-
-<p>The old lady, with her dim eyes, looked up at the younger woman towering
-above her.</p>
-
-<p>"You're Christopher's wife!" she said. "I must kiss you for all the
-kindness he has shown me."</p>
-
-<p>Valentine felt her eyes filling with tears. She saw her mother stand up,
-place both her hands on the other woman's shoulders. She heard her
-mother say:</p>
-
-<p>"You're a most beautiful creature. I'm sure you're good!"</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia stood, smiling faintly, bending a little to accept the embrace.
-Behind the Macmasters, Tietjens and the staff officers, a little crowd
-of goggle eyes had ranged itself.</p>
-
-<p>Valentine was crying. She slipped back behind the tea-urns, though she
-could hardly feel the way. Beautiful! The most beautiful woman she had
-ever seen! And good! Kind! You could see it in the lovely way she had
-given her cheek to that poor old woman's lips. . . . And to live all
-day, for ever, beside him . . . she, Valentine, ought to be ready to lay
-down her life for Sylvia Tietjens. . . .</p>
-
-<p>The voice of Tietjens said, just above her head:</p>
-
-<p>"Your mother seems to be having a regular triumph," and, with his
-good-natured cynicism, he added, "it seems to have upset some
-apple-carts!" They were confronted with the spectacle of Macmaster
-conducting the young celebrity from her deserted arm-chair across the
-room to be lost in the horseshoe of crowd that surrounded Mrs. Wannop.</p>
-
-<p>Valentine said:</p>
-
-<p>"You're quite gay to-day. Your voice is different. I suppose you're
-better?" She did not look at him. His voice came:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! I'm relatively gay!" It went on: "I thought you might like to
-know. A little of my mathematical brain seems to have come to life
-again. I've worked out two or three silly problems. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Mrs. Tietjens will be pleased."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh!" the answer came. "Mathematics don't interest her any more than
-cock-fighting." With immense swiftness, between word and word, Valentine
-read into that a hope! This splendid creature did not sympathise with
-her husband's activities. But he crushed it heavily by saying: "Why
-should she? She's so many occupations of her own that she's unrivalled
-at!"</p>
-
-<p>He began to tell her, rather minutely, of a calculation he had made only
-that day at lunch. He had gone into the Department of Statistics and had
-had rather a row with Lord Ingleby of Lincoln. A pretty title the fellow
-had taken! They had wanted him to ask to be seconded to his old
-department for a certain job. But he had said he'd be damned if he
-would. He detested and despised the work they were doing.</p>
-
-<p>Valentine, for the first time in her life, hardly listened to what he
-said. Did the fact that Sylvia Tietjens had so many occupations of her
-own mean that Tietjens found her unsympathetic? Of their relationships
-she knew nothing. Sylvia had been so much of a mystery as hardly to
-exist as a problem hitherto. Macmaster, Valentine knew, hated her. She
-knew that through Mrs. Duchemin; she had heard it ages ago, but she
-didn't know why. Sylvia had never come to the Macmaster afternoons; but
-that was natural. Macmaster passed for a bachelor, and it was excusable
-for a young woman of the highest fashion not to come to bachelor teas of
-literary and artistic people. On the other hand, Macmaster dined at the
-Tietjens quite often enough to make it public that he was a friend of
-that family. Sylvia, too, had never come down to see Mrs. Wannop. But
-then it would, in the old days, have been a long way to come for a lady
-of fashion with no especial literary interests. And no one, in mercy,
-could have been expected to call on poor them in their dog kennel in an
-outer suburb. They had had to sell almost all their pretty things.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens was saying that after his tempestuous interview with Lord
-Ingleby of Lincoln&mdash;she wished he would not be so rude to powerful
-people!&mdash;he had dropped in on Macmaster in his private room, and
-finding him puzzled over a lot of figures had, in the merest spirit of
-bravado, taken Macmaster and his papers out to lunch. And, he said,
-chancing to look, without any hope at all, at the figures, he had suddenly
-worked out an ingenious mystification. It had just come!</p>
-
-<p>His voice had been so gay and triumphant that she hadn't been able to
-resist looking up at him. His cheeks were fresh coloured, his hair
-shining; his blue eyes had a little of their old arrogance&mdash;and
-tenderness! Her heart seemed to sing with joy! He was, she felt, her
-man. She imagined the arms of his mind stretching out to enfold her.</p>
-
-<p>He went on explaining. He had rather, in his recovered self-confidence,
-gibed at Macmaster. Between themselves, wasn't it easy to do what the
-Department, under orders, wanted done? They had wanted to rub into our
-allies that their losses by devastation had been nothing to write home
-about&mdash;so as to avoid sending reinforcements to their lines! Well, if
-you took just the bricks and mortar of the devastated districts, you
-could prove that the loss in bricks, tiles, woodwork and the rest
-didn't&mdash;and the figures with a little manipulation would prove
-it!&mdash;amount to more than a normal year's dilapidations spread over the
-whole country in peace time. . . . House repairs in a normal year had
-cost several million sterling. The enemy had only destroyed just about
-so many million sterling in bricks and mortar. And what was a mere
-year's dilapidations in house property! You just neglected to do them
-and did them next year.</p>
-
-<p>So, if you ignored the lost harvests of three years, the lost industrial
-output of the richest industrial region of the country, the smashed
-machinery, the barked fruit trees, the three years' loss of four and a
-half-tenths of the coal output for three years&mdash;and the loss of
-life!&mdash;we could go to our allies and say:</p>
-
-<p>"All your yappings about losses are the merest bulls. You can perfectly
-well afford to reinforce the weak places of your own lines. We intend to
-send our new troops to the Near East, where lies our true interest!"
-And, though they might sooner or later point out the fallacy, you would
-by so much have put off the abhorrent expedient of a single command.</p>
-
-<p>Valentine, though it took her away from her own thoughts, couldn't help
-saying:</p>
-
-<p>"But weren't you arguing against your own convictions?"</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, of course I was. In the lightness of my heart! It's always a good
-thing to formulate the other fellow's objections."</p>
-
-<p>She had turned half round in her chair. They were gazing into each
-other's eyes, he from above, she from below. She had no doubt of his
-love: he, she knew, could have no doubt of hers. She said:</p>
-
-<p>"But isn't it dangerous? To show these people how to do it?"</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, no, no. No! You don't know what a good soul little Vinnie is. I
-don't think you've ever been quite just to Vincent Macmaster! He'd as
-soon think of picking my pocket as of picking my brains. The soul of
-honour!"</p>
-
-<p>Valentine had felt a queer, queer sensation. She was not sure afterwards
-whether she had felt it before she had realised that Sylvia Tietjens was
-looking at them. She stood there, very erect, a queer smile on her face.
-Valentine could not be sure whether it was kind, cruel, or merely
-distantly ironic; but she was perfectly sure it showed, whatever was
-behind it, that its wearer knew all that there was to know of her,
-Valentine's, feelings for Tietjens and for Tietjens' feelings for
-her. . . . It was like being a woman and man in adultery in Trafalgar
-Square.</p>
-
-<p>Behind Sylvia's back, their mouths agape, were the two staff officers.
-Their dark hairs were too untidy for them to amount to much, but, such
-as they were, they were the two most presentable males of the
-assembly&mdash;and Sylvia had snaffled them.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Christopher! I'm going on to the Basil's."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"All right. I'll pop Mrs. Wannop into the tube as soon as she's had
-enough of it, and come along and pick you up!"</p>
-
-<p>Sylvia had just drooped her long eyelashes, in sign of salutation, to
-Valentine Wannop, and had drifted through the door, followed by her
-rather unmilitary military escort in khaki and scarlet.</p>
-
-<p>From that moment Valentine Wannop never had any doubt. She knew that
-Sylvia Tietjens knew that her husband loved her, Valentine Wannop, and
-that she, Valentine Wannop, loved her husband&mdash;with a passion absolute
-and ineffable. The one thing she, Valentine, didn't know, the one
-mystery that remained impenetrable, was whether Sylvia Tietjens was good
-to her husband!</p>
-
-<p>A long time afterwards Edith Ethel had come to her beside the tea-cups
-and had apologised for not having known, earlier than Sylvia's
-demonstration, that Mrs. Wannop was in the room. She hoped that they
-might see Mrs. Wannop much more often. She added after a moment that she
-hoped Mrs. Wannop wouldn't, in future, find it necessary to come under
-the escort of Mr. Tietjens. They were too old friends for that, surely.</p>
-
-<p>Valentine said:</p>
-
-<p>"Look here, Ethel, if you think that you can keep friends with mother
-and turn on Mr. Tietjens after all he's done for you, you're mistaken.
-You are really. And mother's a great deal of influence. I don't want to
-see you making any mistakes: just at this juncture. It's a mistake to
-make nasty rows. And you'd make a very nasty one if you said anything
-against Mr. Tietjens to mother. She knows a great deal. Remember. She
-lived next door to the rectory for a number of years. And she's got a
-dreadfully incisive tongue. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Edith Ethel coiled back on her feet as if her whole body were threaded
-by a steel spring. Her mouth opened, but she bit her lower lip and then
-wiped it with a very white handkerchief. She said:</p>
-
-<p>"I hate that man! I detest that man! I shudder when he comes near
-me."</p>
-
-<p>"I know you do!" Valentine Wannop answered. "But I wouldn't let other
-people know it if I were you. It doesn't do you any real credit. He's a
-good man."</p>
-
-<p>Edith Ethel looked at her with a long, calculating glance. Then she went
-to stand before the fireplace.</p>
-
-<p>That had been five&mdash;or at most six&mdash;Fridays before Valentine
-sat with Mark Tietjens in the War Office waiting hall, and, on the Friday
-immediately before that again, all the guests being gone, Edith Ethel
-had come to the tea-table and, with her velvet kindness, had placed her
-right hand on Valentine's left. Admiring the gesture with a deep
-fervour, Valentine knew that that was the end.</p>
-
-<p>Three days before, on the Monday, Valentine, in her school uniform, in a
-great store to which she had gone to buy athletic paraphernalia, had run
-into Mrs. Duchemin, who was buying flowers. Mrs. Duchemin had been
-horribly distressed to observe the costume. She had said:</p>
-
-<p>"But do you go <i>about</i> in that? It's really dreadful." Valentine
-had answered:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, yes. When I'm doing business for the school in school hours I'm
-expected to wear it. And I wear it if I'm going anywhere in a hurry
-after school hours. It saves my dresses. I haven't got too many."</p>
-
-<p>"But <i>any</i> one might meet you," Edith Ethel said in a note of
-agony. "It's very inconsiderate. Don't you <i>think</i> you've been very
-inconsiderate? You might meet any of the people who come to our
-Fridays!"</p>
-
-<p>"I frequently do," Valentine said. "But they don't seem to mind. Perhaps
-they think I'm a Waac officer. That would be quite respectable. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin drifted away, her arms full of flowers and real agony upon
-her face.</p>
-
-<p>Now, beside the tea-table she said, very softly:</p>
-
-<p>"My dear, we've decided not to have our usual Friday afternoon next
-week." Valentine wondered whether this was merely a lie to get rid of
-her. But Edith Ethel went on: "We've decided to have a little evening
-festivity. After a great deal of thought we've come to the conclusion
-that we ought, now, to make our union public." She paused to await
-comment, but Valentine making none she went on: "It coincides very
-happily&mdash;I can't help feeling it coincides very happily!&mdash;with
-another event. Not that we set much store by these things. . . . But it has
-been whispered to Vincent that next Friday. . . . Perhaps, my dear
-Valentine, you, too, will have heard . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Valentine said:</p>
-
-<p>"No, I haven't. I suppose he's got the O.B.E. I'm very glad."</p>
-
-<p>"The Sovereign," Mrs. Duchemin said, "is seeing fit to confer the honour
-of knighthood on him."</p>
-
-<p>"Well!" Valentine said. "He's had a quick career. I've no doubt he
-deserves it. He's worked very hard. I do sincerely congratulate you.
-It'll be a great help to you."</p>
-
-<p>"It's," Mrs. Duchemin said, "not for mere plodding. That's what makes it
-so gratifying. It's for a special piece of brilliance, that has marked
-him out. It's, of course, a secret. But . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I know!" Valentine said. "He's worked out some calculations to
-prove that losses in the devastated districts, if you ignore machinery,
-coal output, orchard trees, harvests, industrial products and so on,
-don't amount to more than a year's household dilapidations for
-the . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin said with real horror:</p>
-
-<p>"But how did you know? How on <i>earth</i> did you know? . . ." She
-paused. "It's such a <i>dead</i> secret. . . . That fellow must have told
-you. . . . But how on earth could <i>he</i> know?"</p>
-
-<p>"I haven't seen Mr. Tietjens to speak to since the last time he was
-here," Valentine said. She saw, from Edith Ethel's bewilderment, the
-whole situation. The miserable Macmaster hadn't even confided to his
-wife that the practically stolen figures weren't his own. He desired to
-have a little prestige in the family circle; for once a little prestige!
-Well! Why shouldn't he have it? Tietjens, she knew, would wish him to
-have all he could get. She said therefore:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, it's probably in the air. . . . It's known the Government want to
-break their claims to the higher command. And anyone who could help them
-to that would get a knighthood. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin was more calm.</p>
-
-<p>"It's certainly," she said, "Burke'd, as you call it, those beastly
-people." She reflected for a moment. "It's probably that," she went on.
-"It's in the air. Anything that can help to influence public opinion
-against those horrible people is to be welcomed. That's known pretty
-widely. . . . No! It could hardly be Christopher Tietjens who thought of
-it and told you. It wouldn't enter his head. He's their friend! He would
-be . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"He's certainly," Valentine said, "not a friend of his country's
-enemies. I'm not myself."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin exclaimed sharply, her eyes dilated.</p>
-
-<p>"What do you mean? What on earth do you dare to mean? I thought you were
-a pro-German!"</p>
-
-<p>Valentine said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm not! I'm not! . . . I hate men's deaths. . . . I hate any men's
-deaths. . . . Any men . . ." She calmed herself by main force. "Mr.
-Tietjens says that the more we hinder our allies the more we drag the
-war on and the more lives are lost. . . . More lives, do you understand?
-. . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin assumed her most aloof, tender and high air: "My poor
-child," she said, "what possible concern can the opinions of that broken
-fellow cause anyone? You can warn him from me that he does himself no
-good by going on uttering these discredited opinions. He's a marked man.
-Finished! It's no good Guggums, my husband, trying to stand up for
-him."</p>
-
-<p>"He <i>does</i> stand up for him?" Valentine asked. "Though I don't see
-why it's needed. Mr. Tietjens is surely able to take care of himself."</p>
-
-<p>"My good child," Edith Ethel said, "you may as well know the worst.
-There's not a more discredited man in London than Christopher Tietjens,
-and my husband does himself infinite harm in standing up for him. It's
-our one quarrel."</p>
-
-<p>She went on again:</p>
-
-<p>"It was all very well whilst that fellow had brains. He was said to have
-some intellect, though I could never see it. But now that, with his
-drunkenness and debaucheries, he has got himself into the state he is
-in; for there's no other way of accounting for his condition! They're
-striking him, I don't mind telling you, off the roll of his
-office. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>It was there that, for the first time, the thought went through
-Valentine Wannop's mind, like a mad inspiration: this woman must at one
-time have been in love with Tietjens. It was possible, men being what
-they were that she had even once been Tietjens' mistress. For it was
-impossible otherwise to account for this spite, which to Valentine
-seemed almost meaningless. She had, on the other hand, no impulse to
-defend Tietjens against accusations that could not have any possible
-grounds.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin was going on with her kind loftiness:</p>
-
-<p>"Of course a fellow like that&mdash;in that condition!&mdash;could not
-understand matters of high policy. It is imperative that these fellows
-should not have the higher command. It would pander to their insane spirit
-of militarism. They <i>must</i> be hindered. I'm talking, of course,
-between ourselves, but my husband says that that is the conviction in the
-very highest circles. To let them have their way, even if it led to earlier
-success, would be to establish a precedent&mdash;so my husband
-says!&mdash;compared with which the loss of a few lives. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Valentine sprang up, her face distorted.</p>
-
-<p>"For the sake of Christ," she cried out, "as you believe that Christ
-died for you, try to understand that millions of men's lives are at
-stake. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin smiled.</p>
-
-<p>"My poor child," she said, "if you moved in the higher circles you would
-look at these things with more aloofness. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Valentine leant on the back of a high chair for support.</p>
-
-<p>"You don't move in the higher circles," she said. "For Heaven's
-sake&mdash;for your own&mdash;remember that you are a woman, not for ever
-and for always a snob. You were a good woman once. You stuck to your
-husband for quite a long time. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin, in her chair, had thrown herself back.</p>
-
-<p>"My good girl," she said, "have you gone mad?"</p>
-
-<p>Valentine said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, very nearly. I've got a brother at sea; I've had a man I loved out
-there for an infinite time. You can understand that, I suppose, even if
-you can't understand how one can go mad merely at the thoughts of
-suffering at all. . . . And I know, Edith Ethel, that you are afraid of
-my opinion of you, or you wouldn't have put up all the subterfuges and
-concealments of all these years. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin said quickly:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, my good girl. . . . If you've got personal interests at stake you
-can't be expected to take abstract views of the higher matters. We had
-better change the subject."</p>
-
-<p>Valentine said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, do. Get on with your excuses for not asking me and mother to your
-knighthood party."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin, too, rose at that. She felt at her amber beads with long
-fingers that turned very slightly at the tips. She had behind her all
-her mirrors, the drops of her lustres, shining points of gilt and of the
-polish of dark woods. Valentine thought that she had never seen anyone
-so absolutely impersonate kindness, tenderness and dignity. She said:</p>
-
-<p>"My dear, I was going to suggest that it was the sort of party to which
-you might not care to come. . . . The people will be stiff and formal
-and you probably haven't got a frock."</p>
-
-<p>Valentine said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I've got a frock all right. But there's a Jacob's ladder in my
-party stockings and that's the sort of ladder you can't kick down." She
-couldn't help saying that.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin stood motionless and very slowly redness mounted into her
-face. It was most curious to see against that scarlet background the
-vivid white of the eyes and the dark, straight eyebrows that nearly met.
-And, slowly again her face went perfectly white; then her dark blue eyes
-became marked. She seemed to wipe her long, white hands one in the
-other, inserting her right hand into her left and drawing it out again.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm sorry," she said in a dead voice. "We had hoped that, if that
-man went to France&mdash;or if other things happened&mdash;we might have
-continued on the old friendly footing. But you yourself must see that, with
-our official position, we can't be expected to connive . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Valentine said:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't understand!"</p>
-
-<p>"Perhaps you'd rather I didn't go on!" Mrs. Duchemin retorted. "I'd much
-rather not go on."</p>
-
-<p>"You'd probably better," Valentine answered.</p>
-
-<p>"We had meant," the elder woman said, "to have a quiet little
-dinner&mdash;we two and you, before the party&mdash;for auld lang syne. But
-that fellow has forced himself in, and you see for yourself that we can't
-have you as well."</p>
-
-<p>Valentine said:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't see why not. I always like to see Mr. Tietjens!"</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin looked hard at her.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't see the use," she said, "of your keeping on that mask. It is
-surely bad enough that your mother should go about with that man and
-that terrible scenes like that of the other Friday should occur. Mrs.
-Tietjens was heroic; nothing less than heroic. But you have no right to
-subject us, your friends, to such ordeals."</p>
-
-<p>Valentine said:</p>
-
-<p>"You mean . . . Mrs. Christopher Tietjens . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin went on:</p>
-
-<p>"My husband insists that I should ask you. But I will not. I simply will
-not. I invented for you the excuse of the frock. Of course we could have
-given you a frock if that man is so mean or so penniless as not to keep
-you decent. But I repeat, with our official position we cannot&mdash;we
-cannot; it would be madness!&mdash;connive at this intrigue. And all the
-more as the wife appears likely to be friendly with us. She has been once:
-she may well come again." She paused and went on solemnly: "And I warn
-you, if the split comes&mdash;as it must, for what woman could stand
-it!&mdash;it is Mrs. Tietjens we shall support. She will always find a
-home here."</p>
-
-<p>An extraordinary picture of Sylvia Tietjens standing beside Edith Ethel
-and dwarfing her as a giraffe dwarfs an emu, came into Valentine's head.
-She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Ethel! Have I gone mad? Or is it you? Upon my word I can't
-understand. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"For God's sake hold your tongue, you shameless thing! You've had a
-child by the man, haven't you?"</p>
-
-<p>Valentine saw suddenly the tall silver candlesticks, the dark polished
-panels of the rectory and Edith Ethel's mad face and mad hair whirling
-before them.</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"No! I certainly haven't. Can you get that into your head? I certainly
-haven't." She made a further effort over immense fatigue. "I assure
-you&mdash;I beg you to believe if it will give you any ease&mdash;that Mr.
-Tietjens has never addressed a word of love to me in his life. Nor have
-I to him. We have hardly talked to each other in all the time we have
-known each other."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin said in a harsh voice:</p>
-
-<p>"Seven people in the last five weeks have told me you have had a child
-by that brute beast: he's ruined because he has to keep you and your
-mother and the child. You won't deny that he has a child somewhere
-hidden away? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Valentine exclaimed suddenly:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Ethel, you mustn't . . . you <i>mustn't</i> be jealous of me! If
-you only knew you wouldn't be jealous of me. . . . I suppose the child you
-were going to have was by Christopher? Men are like that. . . . But not
-of me! You need never, never. I've been the best friend you can ever
-have had. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duchemin exclaimed harshly, as if she were being strangled:</p>
-
-<p>"A sort of blackmail! I knew it would come to that! It always does with
-your sort. Then do your damnedest, you harlot. You never set foot in
-this house again! Go you and rot. . . ." Her face suddenly expressed
-extreme fear and with great swiftness she ran up the room. Immediately
-afterwards she was tenderly bending over a great bowl of roses beneath
-the lustre. The voice of Vincent Macmaster from the door had said:</p>
-
-<p>"Come in, old man. Of course I've got ten minutes. The book's in here
-somewhere. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster was beside her, rubbing his hands, bending with his curious,
-rather abject manner, and surveying her agonisedly with his eyeglass,
-which enormously magnified his lashes, his red lower lid and the veins
-on his cornea.</p>
-
-<p>"Valentine!" he said, "my dear Valentine. . . . You've heard? We've
-decided to make it public. . . . Guggums will have invited you to our
-little feast. And there will be a surprise, I believe. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Edith Ethel looked, as she bent, lamentably and sharply, over her
-shoulder at Valentine.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," she said bravely, aiming her voice at Edith Ethel, "Ethel has
-invited me. I'll try to come. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, but you must," Macmaster said, "just you and Christopher, who've
-been so kind to us. For old time's sake. You could not . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Christopher Tietjens was ballooning slowly from the door, his hand
-tentatively held out to her. As they practically never shook hands at
-home it was easy to avoid his hand. She said to herself: "Oh! How is it
-possible! How could he have. . ." And the terrible situation poured
-itself over her mind: the miserable little husband, the desperately
-nonchalant lover&mdash;and Edith Ethel mad with jealousy! A doomed
-household. She hoped Edith Ethel had seen her refuse her hand to
-Christopher.</p>
-
-<p>But Edith Ethel, bent over her rose bowl, was burying her beautiful face
-in flower after flower. She was accustomed to do this for many minutes
-on end: she thought that, so, she resembled a picture by the subject of
-her husband's first little monograph. And so, Valentine thought, she
-did. She was trying to tell Macmaster that Friday evenings were
-difficult times for her to get away. But her throat ached too much.
-That, she knew, was her last sight of Edith Ethel, whom she had loved
-very much. That also, she hoped, would be her last sight of Christopher
-Tietjens&mdash;whom also she had loved very much. . . . He was browsing
-along a bookshelf, very big and very clumsy.</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster pursued her into the stony hall with clamorous repetitions of
-his invitation. She couldn't speak. At the great iron-lined door he held
-her hand for an eternity, gazing lamentably, his face close up against
-hers. He exclaimed in accents of great fear:</p>
-
-<p>"Has Guggums? . . . She <i>hasn't</i> . . ." His face, which when you
-saw it so closely was a little blotched, distorted itself with anxiety: he
-glanced aside with panic at the drawing-room door.</p>
-
-<p>Valentine burst a voice through her agonised throat.</p>
-
-<p>"Ethel," she said, "has told me she's to be Lady Macmaster. I'm so glad.
-I'm so truly glad for you. You've got what you wanted, haven't you?"</p>
-
-<p>His relief let him get out distractedly, yet as if he were too tired to
-be any more agitated:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! yes! . . . It's, of course, a secret. . . . I don't want
-<i>him</i> told till Friday next . . . so as to be a sort of <i>bonne
-bouche</i> . . . He's practically certain to go out again on
-Saturday. . . . They're sending out a great batch of them . . . for the
-big push. . . ." At that she tried to draw her hand from his: she missed
-what he was saying. It was something to the effect that he would give it
-all for a happy little party. She caught the rather astonishing words:
-"<i>Wie der alten schoenen Zeit.</i>" She couldn't tell whether it was his
-or her eyes that were full of tears. She said:</p>
-
-<p>"I believe . . . I believe you're a kind man!"</p>
-
-<p>In the great stone hall, hung with long Japanese paintings on silk, the
-electric light suddenly jumped; it was at best a sad, brown place.</p>
-
-<p>He exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"I, too, beg you to believe that I will never abandon . . ." He glanced
-again at the inner door and added: "You both . . . I will never abandon
-. . . you both!" he repeated.</p>
-
-<p>He let go her hand: she was on the stone stairs in the damp air. The
-great door closed irresistibly behind her, sending a whisper of air
-downwards.</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="V_II">V</a></h4>
-
-
-<p>Mark Tietjens' announcement that his father had after all carried out
-his long-standing promise to provide for Mrs. Wannop in such a way as to
-allow her to write for the rest of her life only the more lasting kind
-of work, delivered Valentine Wannop of all her problems except one. That
-one loomed, naturally and immediately, immensely large.</p>
-
-<p>She had passed a queer, unnatural week, the feeling dominating its
-numbness having been, oddly, that she would have nothing to do on
-Friday! This feeling recurred to her whilst she was casting her eyes
-over a hundred girls all in their cloth jumpers and men's black ties,
-aligned upon asphalte; whilst she was jumping on trams; whilst she was
-purchasing the tinned or dried fish that formed the staple diet of
-herself and her mother; whilst she was washing-up the dinner-things;
-upbraiding the house agent for the state of the bath, or bending closely
-over the large but merciless handwriting of the novel of her mother's
-that she was typing. It came, half as a joy, half mournfully across her
-familiar businesses; she felt as a man might feel who, luxuriating in
-the anticipation of leisure, knew that it was obtained by being
-compulsorily retired from some laborious but engrossing job. There would
-be nothing to do on Fridays!</p>
-
-<p>It was, too, as if a novel had been snatched out of her hand so that she
-would never know the end. Of the fairy-tale she knew the end: the
-fortunate and adventurous tailor had married his beautiful and
-be-princessed goose girl, and was well on the way to burial in
-Westminster Abbey&mdash;or at any rate to a memorial service, the squire
-being actually buried amongst his faithful villagers. But she would
-never know whether they, in the end, got together all the blue Dutch
-tiles they wanted to line their bathroom. . . . She would never know.
-Yet witnessing similar ambitions had made up a great deal of her life.</p>
-
-<p>And, she said to herself, there was another tale ended. On the surface
-the story of her love for Tietjens had been static enough. It had begun in
-nothing and in nothing it had ended. But, deep down in her being&mdash;ah!
-it had progressed enough. Through the agency of two women! Before the
-scene with Mrs. Duchemin there could, she thought, have been few young
-women less preoccupied than she with the sexual substrata, either of
-passion or of life. Her months as a domestic servant had accounted for
-that, sex, as she had seen it from a back kitchen, having been a
-repulsive affair, whilst the knowledge of its manifestations that she
-had thus attained had robbed it of the mystery which caused most of the
-young women whom she knew to brood upon these subjects.</p>
-
-<p>Her conviction: as to the moral incidence of sex were, she knew, quite
-opportunist. Brought up amongst rather "advanced" young people, had she
-been publicly challenged to pronounce her views she would probably, out
-of loyalty to her comrades, have declared that neither morality nor any
-ethical aspects were concerned in the matter. Like most of her young
-friends, influenced by the advanced teachers and tendential novelists of
-the day, she would have stated herself to advocate an&mdash;of course,
-enlightened!&mdash;promiscuity. That, before the revelations of Mrs.
-Duchemin! Actually she had thought very little about the matter.</p>
-
-<p>Nevertheless, even before that date, had her deeper feelings been
-questioned she would have reacted with the idea that sexual incontinence
-was extremely ugly and chastity to be prized in the egg and spoon race that
-life was. She had been brought up by her father&mdash;who, perhaps, was
-wiser than appeared on the surface&mdash;to admire athleticism, and she was
-aware that proficiency of the body calls for chastity, sobriety,
-cleanliness and the various qualities that group themselves under the
-heading of abnegation. She couldn't have lived amongst the Ealing
-servant-class&mdash;the eldest son of the house in which she had been
-employed bad been the defendant in a peculiarly scabrous breach of
-promise case, and the comments of the drunken cook on this and similar
-affairs had run the whole gamut from the sentimentally reticent to the
-extreme of coarseness according to the state of her alcoholic
-barometer&mdash;she couldn't then have lived among the Ealing servant-class
-and come to any other subliminal conclusion. So that, dividing the world
-into bright beings on the one hand and, on the other, into the mere
-stuff to fill graveyards whose actions during life couldn't matter, she
-had considered that the bright beings must be people whose public
-advocating of enlightened promiscuity went along with an absolute
-continence. She was aware that enlightened beings occasionally fell away
-from these standards in order to become portentous Egerias; but the Mary
-Wollstonecrafts, the Mrs. Taylors, and the George Eliots of the last
-century she had regarded humorously as rather priggish nuisances.
-Indeed, being very healthy and very hard worked, she had been in the
-habit of regarding the whole matter, if not humorously, then at least
-good-humouredly, as a nuisance.</p>
-
-<p>But being brought right up against the sexual necessities of a
-first-class Egeria had been for her a horrible affair. For Mrs. Duchemin
-had revealed the fact that her circumspect, continent and suavely
-æsthetic personality was doubled by another at least as coarse as, and
-infinitely more incisive in expression than, that of the drunken cook. The
-language that she had used about her lover&mdash;calling him always "that
-oaf" or "that beast"!&mdash;had seemed literally to pain the girl
-internally, as if it had caused so many fallings away of internal supports
-at each two or three words. She had hardly been able to walk home through
-the darkness from the rectory.</p>
-
-<p>And she had never heard what had become of Mrs. Duchemin's baby. Next
-day Mrs. Duchemin had been as suave, as circumspect, and as collected as
-ever. Never a word more had passed between them on the subject. This left
-in Valentine Wannop's mind a dark patch&mdash;as it were of murder&mdash;at
-which she must never look. And across the darkened world of her sexual
-tumult there flitted continually the quick suspicion that Tietjens might
-have been the lover of her friend. It was a matter of the simplest
-analogy. Mrs. Duchemin had appeared a bright being: so had Tietjens. But
-Mrs. Duchemin was a foul whore. . . . How much more then must Tietjens,
-who was a man, with the larger sexual necessities of the male . . . Her
-mind always refused to complete the thought.</p>
-
-<p>Its suggestion wasn't to be combated by the idea of Vincent Macmaster
-himself: he was, she felt, the sort of man that it was almost a
-necessity for either mistress or comrade to betray. He seemed to ask for
-it. Besides, she once put it to herself, how could any woman, given the
-choice and the opportunity&mdash;and God knows there was opportunity
-enough&mdash;choose that shadowy, dried leaf, if there were the splendid
-masculinity of Tietjens in whose arms to lie. She so regarded these two
-men. And that shadowy conviction was at once fortified and appeased
-when, a little later, Mrs. Duchemin herself began to apply to Tietjens
-the epithets of "oaf" and "beast"&mdash;the very ones that she had used to
-designate the father of her putative child!</p>
-
-<p>But then Tietjens must have abandoned Mrs. Duchemin; and, if he had
-abandoned Mrs. Duchemin, he must be available for her, Valentine Wannop!
-The feeling, she considered, made her ignoble; but it came from depths
-of her being that she could not control and, existing, it soothed her.
-Then, with the coming of the war, the whole problem died out, and
-between the opening of hostilities and what she had known to be the
-inevitable departure of her lover, she had surrendered herself to what
-she thought to be the pure physical desire for him. Amongst the
-terrible, crashing anguishes of that time, there had been nothing for it
-but surrender! With the unceasing&mdash;the never ceasing&mdash;thought of
-suffering; with the never ceasing idea that her lover, too, must soon be
-so suffering, there was in the world no other refuge. No other!</p>
-
-<p>She surrendered. She waited for him to speak the word, or look the look
-that should unite them. She was finished. Chastity: napoo finny! Like
-everything else!</p>
-
-<p>Of the physical side of love she had neither image nor conception. In
-the old days when she had been with him, if he had come into the room in
-which she was, or if he had merely been known to be coming down to the
-village, she had hummed all day under her breath and had felt warmer,
-little currents passing along her skin. She had read somewhere that to
-take alcohol was to send the blood into the surface vessels of the body,
-thus engendering a feeling of warmth. She had never taken alcohol, or
-not enough to produce recognisably that effect; but she imagined that it
-was thus love worked upon the body&mdash;and that it would stop for ever at
-that!</p>
-
-<p>But, in these later days, much greater convulsions had overwhelmed her.
-It sufficed for Tietjens to approach her to make her feel as if her
-whole body was drawn towards him as, being near a terrible height, you
-are drawn towards it. Great waves of blood rushed across her being as if
-physical forces as yet undiscovered or invented attracted the very fluid
-itself. The moon so draws the tides.</p>
-
-<p>Once before, for a fraction of a second, after the long, warm night of
-their drive, she had felt that impulsion. Now, years after, she was to
-know it all the time, waking or half waking; and it would drive her from
-her bed. She would stand all night at the open window till the stars
-paled above a world turned grey. It could convulse her with joy; it
-could shake her with sobs and cut through her breast like a knife.</p>
-
-<p>The day of her long interview with Tietjens, amongst the amassed
-beauties of Macmaster furnishings, she marked in the calendar of her
-mind as her great love scene. That had been two years ago: he had been
-going into the army. Now he was going out again. From that she knew what
-a love scene was. It passed without any mention of the word "love"; it
-passed in impulses; warmths; rigors of the skin. Yet with every word
-they had said to each other they had confessed their love; in that way,
-when you listen to the nightingale you hear the expressed craving of
-your lover beating upon your heart.</p>
-
-<p>Every word that he had spoken amongst the amassed beauties of Macmaster
-furnishings had been a link in a love-speech. It was not merely that he had
-confessed to her as he would have to no other soul in the world&mdash;"To
-no other soul in the world," he had said!&mdash;his doubts, his misgivings
-and his fears: it was that every word he uttered and that came to her,
-during the lasting of that magic, had sung of passion. If he had uttered
-the word "Come" she would have followed him to the bitter ends of the
-earth; if he had said, "There is no hope," she would have known the
-finality of despair. Having said neither he said, she knew: "This is our
-condition; so we must continue!" And she knew, too, that he was telling
-her that he, like her, was . . . oh, say on the side of the angels. She
-was then, she knew, so nicely balanced that, had he said, "Will you
-to-night be my mistress?" she would have said "Yes"; for it was as if
-they had been, really, at the end of the world.</p>
-
-<p>But his abstention not only strengthened her in her predilection for
-chastity; it restored to her her image of the world as a place of
-virtues and endeavours. For a time at least she again hummed beneath her
-breath upon occasion, for it seemed as if her heart sang within her. And
-there was restored to her her image of her lover as a beautiful spirit.
-She had been able to look at him across the tea-table of their dog
-kennel in Bedford Park, during the last months, almost as she had looked
-across the more shining table of the cottage near the rectory. The
-deterioration that she knew Mrs. Duchemin to have worked in her mind was
-assuaged. It could even occur to her that Mrs. Duchemin's madness had
-been no more than a scare to be followed by no necessary crime.
-Valentine Wannop had re-become her confident self in a world of at least
-straight problems.</p>
-
-<p>But Mrs. Duchemin's outbreak of a week ago had driven the old phantoms
-across her mind. For Mrs. Duchemin she had still had a great respect.
-She could not regard her Edith Ethel as merely a hypocrite; or, indeed,
-as a hypocrite at all. There was her great achievement of making
-something like a man of that miserable little creature&mdash;as there had
-been her other great achievement of keeping her unfortunate husband for
-so long out of a lunatic asylum. That had been no mean feat; neither
-feat had been mean. And Valentine knew that Edith Ethel really loved
-beauty, circumspection, urbanity. It was no hypocrisy that made her
-advocate the Atalanta race of chastity. But, also, as Valentine Wannop
-saw it, humanity has these doublings of strong natures; just as the
-urbane and grave Spanish nation must find its outlet in the shrieking
-lusts of the bull-ring or the circumspect, laborious and admirable city
-typist must find her derivative in the cruder lusts of certain novelists,
-so Edith Ethel must break down into physical sexualities&mdash;and
-into shrieked coarseness of fishwives. How else, indeed, do we have
-saints? Surely, alone, by the ultimate victory of the one tendency over
-the other!</p>
-
-<p>But now after her farewell scene with Edith Ethel a simple
-re-arrangement of the pattern had brought many of the old doubts at
-least temporarily back. Valentine said to herself that, just because of
-the very strength of her character, Edith Ethel couldn't have been
-brought down to uttering her fantastic denunciation of Tietjens, the
-merely mad charges of debauchery and excesses and finally the sexually
-lunatic charge against herself, except under the sting of some such
-passion as jealousy. She, Valentine, couldn't arrive at any other
-conclusion. And, viewing the matter as she believed she now did, more
-composedly, she considered with seriousness that, men being what they
-are, her lover respecting, or despairing of, herself had relieved the
-grosser necessities of his being&mdash;at the expense of Mrs. Duchemin, who
-had, no doubt, been only too ready.</p>
-
-<p>And in certain moods during the past week she had accepted this
-suspicion; in certain other moods she had put it from her. Towards the
-Thursday it had no longer seemed to matter. Her lover was going from
-her; the long pull of the war was on; the hard necessities of life
-stretched out; what could an infidelity more or less matter in the long,
-hard thing that life is. And on the Thursday two minor, or major,
-worries came to disturb her level. Her brother announced himself as
-coming home for several days' leave, and she had the trouble of thinking
-that she would have forced upon her a companionship and a point of view
-that would be coarsely and uproariously opposed to anything that
-Tietjens stood for&mdash;or for which he was ready to sacrifice himself.
-Moreover she would have to accompany her brother to a number of riotous
-festivities whilst all the time she would have to think of Tietjens as
-getting hour by hour nearer to the horrible circumstances of troops in
-contact with enemy forces. In addition her mother had received an
-enviably paid for commission from one of the more excitable Sunday
-papers to write a series of articles on extravagant matters connected
-with the hostilities. They had wanted the money so dreadfully&mdash;more
-particularly as Edward was coming home&mdash;that Valentine Wannop had
-conquered her natural aversion from the waste of time of her mother. . . .
-It would have meant very little waste of time, and the £60 that it
-would have brought in would have made all the difference to them for
-months and months.</p>
-
-<p>But Tietjens, whom Mrs. Wannop had come to rely on as her right hand man
-in these matters, had, it appeared, shown an unexpected recalcitrancy.
-He had, Mrs. Wannop said, hardly seemed himself and had gibed at the two
-first subjects proposed&mdash;that of "war babies" and the fact that the
-Germans were reduced to eating their own corpses&mdash;as being below the
-treatment of any decent pen. The illegitimacy rate, he had said, had
-shown very little increase; the French-derived German word "<i>Cadaver</i>"
-meant bodies of horses or cattle; <i>Leichnam</i> being the German for the
-word "corpse." He had practically refused to have anything to do with
-the affair.</p>
-
-<p>As to the <i>Cadaver</i> business Valentine agreed with him, as to the
-"war babies" she kept a more open mind. If there weren't any war babies it
-couldn't, as far as she could see, matter whether one wrote about them;
-it couldn't certainly matter as much as to write about them, supposing
-the poor little things to exist. She was aware that this was immoral,
-but her mother needed the money desperately and her mother came first.</p>
-
-<p>There was nothing for it, therefore, but to plead with Tietjens, for
-Valentine knew that without so much of moral support from him as would
-be implied by a good-natured, or an enforced sanction of the article,
-Mrs. Wannop would drop the matter and so would lose her connection with
-the excitable paper which paid well. It happened that on the Friday
-morning Mrs. Wannop received a request that she would write for a Swiss
-review a propaganda article about some historical matter connected with
-the peace after Waterloo. The pay would be practically nothing, but the
-employment was at least relatively dignified, and Mrs. Wannop&mdash;which
-was quite in the ordinary course of things!&mdash;told Valentine to ring
-Tietjens up and ask him for some details about the Congress of Vienna at
-which, before and after Waterloo, the peace terms had been wrangled out.</p>
-
-<p>Valentine rang up&mdash;as she had done hundreds of times; it was to her
-a great satisfaction that she was going to hear Tietjens speak once more
-at least. The telephone was answered from the other end, and Valentine
-gave her two messages, the one as to the Congress of Vienna, the other
-as to war babies. The appalling speech came back:</p>
-
-<p>"Young woman! You'd better keep off the grass. Mrs. Duchemin is already
-my husband's mistress. You keep off." There was about the voice no human
-quality; it was as if from an immense darkness the immense machine had
-spoken words that dealt blows. She answered; and it was as if a
-substratum of her mind of which she knew nothing must have been prepared
-for that very speech; so that it was not her own "she" that answered
-levelly and coolly:</p>
-
-<p>"You have probably mistaken the person you are speaking to. Perhaps you
-will ask Mr. Tietjens to ring up Mrs. Wannop when he is at liberty."</p>
-
-<p>The voice said:</p>
-
-<p>"My husband will be at the War Office at 4.15. He will speak to you
-there&mdash;about your war babies. But I'd keep off the grass if I were
-you!" The receiver at the other end was hung up.</p>
-
-<p>She went about her daily duties. She had heard of a kind of pine kernel
-that was very cheap and very nourishing, or at least very filling. They
-had come to it that it was a matter of pennies balanced against the
-feeling of satiety, and she visited several shops in search of this
-food. When she had found it she returned to the dog kennel; her brother
-Edward had arrived. He was rather subdued. He brought with him a piece
-of meat which was part of his leave ration. He occupied himself with
-polishing up his sailor's uniform for a rag-time party to which they
-were to go that evening. They were to meet plenty of conchies, he
-said. Valentine put the meat&mdash;it was a Godsend, though very
-stringy!&mdash;on to stew with a number of chopped vegetables. She went up
-to her room to do some typing for her mother.</p>
-
-<p>The nature of Tietjens' wife occupied her mind. Before, she had barely
-thought about her: she had seemed unreal; so mysterious as to be a myth!
-Radiant and high-stepping: like a great stag! But she must be cruel! She
-must be vindictively cruel to Tietjens himself, or she could not have
-revealed his private affairs! Just broadcast; for she could not, bluff
-it how she might, have been certain of to whom she was speaking! A thing
-that wasn't done! But she had delivered her cheek to Mrs. Wannop; a
-thing, too, that wasn't done! Yet so kindly! The telephone bell rang
-several times during the morning. She let her mother answer it.</p>
-
-<p>She had to get the dinner, which took three-quarters of an hour. It was
-a pleasure to see her mother eat so well; a good stew, rich and heavy
-with haricot beans. She herself couldn't eat, but no one noticed, which
-was a good thing. Her mother said that Tietjens had not yet telephoned,
-which was very inconsiderate. Edward said: "What! The Huns haven't
-killed old Feather Bolster yet? But of course he's been found a safe
-job." The telephone on the sideboard became a terror to Valentine; at
-any moment his voice might . . . Edward went on telling anecdotes of how
-they bamboozled petty officers on mine-sweepers. Mrs. Wannop listened to
-him with the courteous, distant interest of the great listening to
-commercial travellers. Edward desired draught ale and produced a two
-shilling piece. He seemed very much coarsened; it was, no doubt, only on
-the surface. In these days everyone was very much coarsened on the
-surface.</p>
-
-<p>She went with a quart jug to the jug and bottle department of the
-nearest public-house&mdash;a thing she had never done before. Even at
-Ealing the mistress hadn't allowed her to be sent to a public-house; the
-cook had had to fetch her dinner beer herself or have it sent in. Perhaps
-the Ealing mistress had exercised more surveillance than Valentine had
-believed; a kind woman, but an invalid. Nearly all day in bed. Blind
-passion overcame Valentine at the thought of Edith Ethel in Tietjens'
-arms. Hadn't she got her own eunuch? Mrs. Tietjens had said: "Mrs.
-Duchemin is his mistress!" <i>Is!</i> Then he might be there now!</p>
-
-<p>In the contemplation of that image she missed the thrills of buying beer
-in a bottle and jug department. Apparently it was like buying anything
-else, except for the smell of beer on the sawdust. You said: "A quart of
-the best bitter!" and a fat, quite polite man, with an oily head and a
-white apron, took your money and filled your jug. . . . But Edith Ethel
-had abused Tietjens so foully! The more foully the more certain it made
-it! . . . Draught beer in a jug had little marblings of burst foam on
-its brown surface. It mustn't be spilt at the kerbs of crossings!&mdash;the
-more certain it made it! Some women did so abuse their lovers after
-sleeping with them, and the more violent the transports the more frantic
-the abuse. It was the "<i>post-dash-tristis</i>" of the Rev. Duchemin! Poor
-devil! Tristis! Tristis!</p>
-
-<p><i>Terra tribus scopulis vastum</i> . . . <i>Not</i> longum!</p>
-
-<p>Brother Edward began communing with himself, long and unintelligibly as
-to where he should meet his sister at 19.30 and give her a blow-out! The
-names of restaurants fell from his lips into her panic. He decided
-hilariously and not quite steadily&mdash;a quart is a lot to a fellow from
-a mine-sweeper carrying no booze at all!&mdash;on meeting her at 7.20 at
-High Street and going to a pub he knew; they would go on to the dance
-afterwards. In a studio. "Oh, God!" her heart said, "if Tietjens should
-want her then!" To be his; on his last night. He might! Everybody was
-coarsened then; on the surface. Her brother rolled out of the house,
-slamming the door so that every tile on the jerry-built dog kennel rose
-and sat down again.</p>
-
-<p>She went upstairs and began to look over her frocks. She couldn't tell
-what frocks she looked over; they lay like aligned rags on the bed, the
-telephone bell ringing madly. She heard her mother's voice, suddenly
-assuaged: "Oh! oh! . . . It's you!" She shut her door and began to pull
-open and to close drawer after drawer. As soon as she ceased that
-exercise her mother's voice became half audible; quite audible when she
-raised it to ask a question. She heard her say: "Not get her into
-trouble . . . Of <i>course</i>!" then it died away into mere high
-sounds.</p>
-
-<p>She heard her mother calling:</p>
-
-<p>"Valentine! Valentine! Come down. . . . Don't you want to speak to
-Christopher? . . . Valentine! Valentine! . . ." And then another burst:
-"Valentine . . . Valentine . . . <i>Valentine</i> . . ." As if she had been
-a puppy dog! Mrs. Wannop, thank God, was on the lowest step of the creaky
-stairs. She had left the telephone. She called up:</p>
-
-<p>"Come down. I want to tell you! The dear boy has saved me! He always
-saves me! What shall I do now he's gone?"</p>
-
-<p>"He saved others: himself he could not save!" Valentine quoted bitterly.
-She caught up her wideawake. She wasn't going to prink herself for him.
-He must take her as she was. . . . Himself he could not save! But he did
-himself proud! With women! . . . Coarsened! But perhaps only on the
-surface! She herself! . . . She was running downstairs!</p>
-
-<p>Her mother had retreated into the little parlour: nine feet by nine; in
-consequence, at ten feet it was too tall for its size. But there was in
-it a sofa with cushions. . . . With her head upon those cushions,
-perhaps. . . . If he came home with her! Late! . . .</p>
-
-<p>Her mother was saying: He's a splendid fellow. . . . A root idea for a
-war baby article. . . . If a Tommy was a decent fellow he abstained
-because he didn't want to leave his girl in trouble. . . . If he wasn't
-he chanced it because it might be his last chance. . . .</p>
-
-<p>"A message to me!" Valentine said to herself. "But <i>which</i>
-sentence. . . ." She moved, absently, all the cushions to one end of the
-sofa. Her mother exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"He sent his love! His mother was lucky to have such a son!" and turned
-into her tiny hole of a study.</p>
-
-<p>Valentine ran down over the broken tiles of the garden path, pulling
-her wideawake firmly on. She had looked at her wrist watch; it
-was two and twelve: 14.45. If she was to walk to the War Office
-by 4.15&mdash;16.15&mdash;a sensible innovation!&mdash;she must step out.
-Five miles to Whitehall. God knows what, then! Five miles back! Two and
-a half, diagonally, to High Street Station by half-past 19! Twelve and a
-half miles in five hours or less. And three hours dancing on the top of
-it. And to dress! . . . She needed to be fit . . . And, with violent
-bitterness, she said:</p>
-
-
-<p>"Well! I'm fit. . . ." She had an image of the aligned hundred of girls
-in blue jumpers and men's ties keeping whom fit had kept her super-fit.
-She wondered how many of them would be men's mistresses before the year
-was out. It was August then. But perhaps none! Because she had kept them
-fit. . . .</p>
-
-<p>"Ah!" she said, "if I had been a loose woman, with flaccid breasts and a
-soft body. All perfumed!" . . . But neither Sylvia Tietjens nor Ethel
-Duchemin were soft. They might be scented on occasion! But they could
-not contemplate with equanimity doing a twelve mile walk to save a few
-pence and dancing all night on top of it! She could! And perhaps the
-price she paid was just that; she was in such hard condition she hadn't
-moved him to . . . She perhaps exhaled such an aura of sobriety,
-chastity and abstinence as to suggest to him that . . . that a decent
-fellow didn't get his girl into trouble before going to be killed. . . .
-Yet if he were such a town bull! . . . She wondered how she knew such
-phrases. . . .</p>
-
-<p>The sordid and aligned houses seemed to rush past her in the mean August
-sunshine. That was because if you thought hard time went quicker; or
-because after you noticed the paper shop at this corner you would be up
-to the boxes of onions outside the shop of the next corner before you
-noticed anything else.</p>
-
-<p>She was in Kensington Gardens, on the north side; she had left the poor
-shops behind. . . . In sham country, with sham lawns, sham avenues, sham
-streams. Sham people pursuing their ways across the sham grass. Or no!
-Not sham! In a vacuum! No! "Pasteurised" was the word! Like dead milk.
-Robbed of their vitamines. . . .</p>
-
-<p>If she saved a few coppers by walking it would make a larger pile to put
-into the leering&mdash;or compassionate&mdash;taxicabman's hand after he
-had helped her support her brother into the dog kennel door. Edward would
-be dead drunk. She had fifteen shillings for the taxi . . . If she gave a
-few coppers more it seemed generous. . . . What a day to look forward to
-still! Some days were lifetimes!</p>
-
-<p>She would rather die than let Tietjens pay for the cab!</p>
-
-<p>Why? Once a taximan had refused payment for driving her and Edward all
-the way to Chiswick, and she hadn't felt insulted. She had paid him; but
-she hadn't felt insulted! A sentimental fellow; touched at the heart by
-the pretty sister&mdash;or perhaps he didn't really believe it was a
-sister&mdash;and her incapable bluejacket brother! Tietjens was a
-sentimental fellow too. . . . What was the difference? . . . And then! The
-mother a dead, heavy sleeper; the brother dead drunk. One in the morning!
-He couldn't refuse her! Blackness: cushions! She had arranged the cushions,
-she remembered. Arranged them subconsciously! Blackness! Heavy sleep;
-dead drunkenness! . . . Horrible! . . . A disgusting affair! An affair
-of Ealing. . . . It shall make her one with all the stuff to fill
-graveyards. . . . Well, what else was she, Valentine Wannop: daughter of
-her father? And of her mother? Yes! But she herself . . . Just a little
-nobody!</p>
-
-<p>They were no doubt wirelessing from the Admiralty. . . . But her brother
-was at home, or getting a little more intoxicated and talking treason.
-At any rate the flickering intermittences over the bitter seas couldn't
-for the moment concern him. . . . That 'bus touched her skirt as she ran
-for the island. . . . It might have been better. . . . But one hadn't
-the courage!</p>
-
-<p>She was looking at patterned deaths under a little green roof, such as
-they put over bird shelters. Her heart stopped! Before, she had been
-breathless! She was going mad. She was dying. . . . All these deaths!
-And not merely the deaths. . . . The waiting for the approach of death;
-the contemplation of the parting from life! This minute you were; that,
-and you weren't! What was it like? Oh heaven, she knew. . . . She stood
-there contemplating parting from . . . One minute you were; the
-next . . . Her breath fluttered in her chest. . . . Perhaps he wouldn't
-come . . .</p>
-
-<p>He was immediately framed by the sordid stones. She ran upon him and
-said something; with a mad hatred. All these deaths and he and his like
-responsible! . . . He had apparently a brother, a responsible one too!
-Browner complexioned! . . . But he! He! He! He! completely calm; with
-direct eyes. . . . It wasn't possible. "<i>Holde Lippen: klaare Augen:
-heller Sinn</i>. . . ." Oh, a little bit wilted, the clear intellect! And
-the lips? No doubt too. But he couldn't look at you so, unless . . .</p>
-
-<p>She caught him fiercely by the arm; for the moment he
-belonged&mdash;more than to any browner, mere civilian,
-brother!&mdash;to her! She was going to ask him! If he answered: "Yes! I
-am such a man!" she was going to say: "Then you must take me too! If
-them, why not me? I must have a child. I too!" She desired a child. She
-would overwhelm these hateful lodestones with a flood of argument; she
-imagined&mdash;she felt&mdash;the words going between her lips. . . .
-She imagined her fainting mind; her consenting limbs. . . .</p>
-
-<p>His looks were wandering round the cornice of these stone buildings.
-Immediately she was Valentine Wannop again; it needed no word from him.
-Words passed, but words could no more prove an established innocence
-than words can enhance a love that exists. He might as well have recited
-the names of railway stations. His eyes, his unconcerned face, his
-tranquil shoulders; they were what acquitted him. The greatest love
-speech he had ever and could ever make her was when, harshly and
-angrily, he said something like:</p>
-
-<p>"Certainly not. I imagined you knew me better"&mdash;brushing her aside
-as if she had been a midge. And, thank God, he had hardly listened to
-her!</p>
-
-<p>She was Valentine Wannop again; in the sunlight the chaffinches said
-"Pink! pink!" The seed-heads of the tall grasses were brushing against
-her skirt. She was clean-limbed, clear-headed. . . . It was just a
-problem whether Sylvia Tietjens was good to him. . . . Good <i>for</i> him
-was, perhaps, the more exact way of putting it. Her mind cleared, like
-water that goes off the boil. . . . "Waters stilled at even." Nonsense.
-It was sunlight, and he had an adorable brother! He could save <i>his</i>
-brother. . . . Transport! There was another meaning to the word. A warm
-feeling settled down upon her; this was <i>her</i> brother; the next to the
-best ever! It was as if you had matched a piece of stuff so nearly with
-another piece of stuff as to make no odds. Yet just not the real stuff!
-She must be grateful to this relative for all he did for her; yet, ah,
-never so grateful as to the other&mdash;who had done nothing!</p>
-
-<p>Providence is kind in great batches! She heard, mounting the steps, the
-blessed word Transport! "They," so Mark said: he and she&mdash;the family
-feeling again&mdash;were going to get Christopher into the Transport. . . .
-By the kindness of God the First Line Transport was the only branch of
-the services of which Valentine knew anything. Their charwoman, who
-could not read and write, had a son, a sergeant in a line regiment.
-"Hooray!" he had written to his mother, "I've been off my feed;
-recommended for the D.C.M. too. So they're putting me senior N.C.O. of
-First Line Transport for a rest; the safest soft job of the whole bally
-front line caboodle!" Valentine had had to read this letter in the
-scullery amongst black-beetles. Aloud! She had hated reading it as she
-had hated reading anything that gave details of the front line. But
-charity begins surely with the char! She had had to. Now she could thank
-God. The sergeant, in direct, perfectly sincere language, to comfort his
-mother, had described his daily work, detailing horses and G.S. limber
-wagons for jobs and superintending the horse-standings. "Why," one
-sentence ran, "our O.C. Transport is one of those fishing lunatics.
-Wherever we go he has a space of grass cleared out and pegged and
-b&mdash;&mdash;y hell to the man who walks across it!" There the O.C.
-practised casting with trout and salmon rods by the hour together. "That'll
-show you what a soft job it is!" the sergeant had finished
-triumphantly. . . .</p>
-
-<p>So that there she, Valentine Wannop, sat on a hard bench
-against a wall; downright, healthy middle-class&mdash;or perhaps upper
-middle-class&mdash;for the Wannops were, if impoverished, yet of ancient
-family! Over her sensible, mocassined shoes the tide of humanity flowed
-before her hard bench. There were two commissionaires, the one always
-benevolent, the other perpetually querulous, in a pulpit on one side of
-her; on the other, a brown-visaged sort of brother-in-law with bulging
-eyes, who in his shy efforts to conciliate her was continually trying to
-thrust into his mouth the crook of his umbrella. As if it had been a
-knob. She could not, at the moment, imagine why he should want to
-conciliate her; but she knew she would know in a minute.</p>
-
-<p>For just then she was occupied with a curious pattern; almost
-mathematically symmetrical. <i>Now</i> she was an English middle-class
-girl&mdash;whose mother had a sufficient income&mdash;in blue cloth, a
-wideawake hat, a black silk tie; without a thought in her head that she
-shouldn't have. And with a man who loved her: of crystal purity. Not
-ten, not five minutes ago, she had been . . . She could not even
-remember what she had been! And he had been, he had assuredly appeared a
-town . . . No, she could not think the words. . . . A raging stallion
-then! If now he should approach her, by the mere movement of a hand
-along the table, she would retreat.</p>
-
-<p>It was a Godsend; yet it was absurd. Like the weather machine of the old
-man and the old woman on opposite ends of the stick. . . . When the old
-man came out the old woman went in and it would rain; when the old woman
-came out . . . It was exactly like that! She hadn't time to work out the
-analogy. But it was like that. . . . In rainy weather the whole world
-altered. Darkened! . . . The cat-gut that turned them slackened . . .
-slackened. . . . But, always, they remained at opposite ends of the
-stick!</p>
-
-<p>Mark was saying, the umbrella crook hindering his utterance:</p>
-
-<p>"We buy then an annuity of five hundred for your mother. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>It was astonishing, though it spread tranquillity through her, how
-little this astonished her. It was the merely retarded expected. Mr.
-Tietjens senior, an honourable man, had promised as much years ago. Her
-mother, an august genius, was to wear herself out putting, Mr. Tietjens
-alive, his political views in his paper. He was to make it up to her. He
-was making it up. In no princely fashion, but adequately, as a
-gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>Mark Tietjens, bending over, held a piece of paper. A bell-boy came up
-to him and said: "Mr. Riccardo!" Mark Tietjens said: "No! He's gone!" He
-continued:</p>
-
-<p>"Your brother. . . . Shelved for the moment. But enough to buy a
-practice, a good practice! When he's a full-fledged sawbones." He
-stopped, he directed upon her his atrabilarian eyes, biting his umbrella
-handle; he was extremely nervous.</p>
-
-<p>"Now you!" he said. "Two or three hundred. A year of course! The capital
-absolutely your own. . . ." He paused: "But I warn you! Christopher
-won't like it. He's got his knife into me. I wouldn't grudge you . . .
-oh, any sum!" . . . He waved his hand to indicate an amount boundless in
-its figures. "I know you keep Christopher straight," he said. "The only
-person that could!" He added: "Poor devil!"</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"He's got his knife into you? Why?"</p>
-
-<p>He answered vaguely:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, there's been all this talk. . . . Untrue, of course."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"People have been saying things against you? To him? Perhaps because
-there's been delay in settling the estate."</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, no! The other way round, in fact!"</p>
-
-<p>"Then they have been saying," she exclaimed, "things against . . .
-against me. And him!"</p>
-
-<p>He exclaimed in anguish:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, but I ask you to believe . . . I beg you to believe that I believe
-. . . <i>you</i>! Miss Wannop!" He added grotesquely: "As pure as dew that
-lies within Aurora's sun-tipped . . ." His eyes stuck out like those of
-a suffocating fish. He said: "I beg you not on that account to hand the
-giddy mitten to . . ." He writhed in his tight double collar. "His
-wife!" he said . . . "She's no good to . . . <i>for</i> him! . . . She's
-soppily in love with him. But no <i>good</i> . . ." He very nearly sobbed.
-"You're the only . . ." he said, "I <i>know</i> . . ."</p>
-
-<p>It came into her head that she was losing too much time in this Salle
-des Pas Perdus! She would have to take the train home! Fivepence! But
-what did it matter. Her mother had five hundred a year. . . . Two
-hundred and forty times five. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Mark said brightly:</p>
-
-<p>"If now we bought your mother an annuity of five hundred. . . . You say
-that's ample to give Christopher his chop. . . . And settled on her
-three . . . four . . . I like to be exact . . . hundred a year. . . .
-The capital of it: with remainder to you . . ." His interrogative face
-beamed.</p>
-
-<p>She saw now the whole situation with perfect plainness. She understood
-Mrs. Duchemin's:</p>
-
-<p>"You couldn't expect us, with our official position . . . to
-connive . . ." Edith Ethel had been perfectly right. She <i>couldn't</i> be
-expected. . . . She had worked too hard to appear circumspect and right!
-You can't ask people to lay down their whole lives for their friends! . . .
-It was only of Tietjens you could ask that! She said&mdash;to Mark:</p>
-
-<p>"It's as if the whole world had conspired . . . like a carpenter's
-vice&mdash;to force us . . ." she was going to say "together. . . ." But he
-burst in, astonishingly:</p>
-
-<p>"He must have his buttered toast . . . and his mutton chop . . . and
-Rhum St. James!" He said: "Damn it all. . . . You were made for him. . . .
-You can't blame people for coupling you. . . . They're forced to it. . . .
-If you hadn't existed they'd have had to invent you . . . Like Dante
-for . . . who was it? . . . Beatrice? There <i>are</i> couples like
-that."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Like a carpenter's vice. . . . Pushed together. Irresistibly. Haven't
-we resisted?"</p>
-
-<p>His face became panic-stricken; his bulging eyes pushed away towards the
-pulpit of the two commissionaires. He whispered:</p>
-
-<p>"You won't . . . because of my ox's hoof . . . desert . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said:&mdash;she heard Macmaster whispering it hoarsely.</p>
-
-<p>"I ask you to believe that I will never . . . abandon . . ."</p>
-
-<p>It was what Macmaster had said. He must have got it from Mrs.
-Micawber!</p>
-
-<p>Christopher Tietjens&mdash;in his shabby khaki, for his wife had spoilt
-his best uniform&mdash;spoke suddenly from behind her back. He had
-approached her from beyond the pulpit of the two commissionaires and she
-had been turned towards Mark on his bench:</p>
-
-<p>"Come along! Let's get out of this!" He was, she asked herself, getting
-out of this! Towards what?</p>
-
-<p>Like mutes from a funeral&mdash;or as if she had been, between the
-brothers, a prisoner under escort&mdash;they walked down steps; half
-righted towards the exit arch; one and a half righted to face Whitehall.
-The brothers grunted inaudible but satisfied sounds over her head. They
-crossed, by the islands, Whitehall, where the 'bus had brushed her skirt.
-Under an archway&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>In a stony, gravelled majestic space the brothers faced each other. Mark
-said:</p>
-
-<p>"I suppose you won't shake hands!"</p>
-
-<p>Christopher said:</p>
-
-<p>"No! Why should I?" She herself had cried out to Christopher:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, <i>do</i>!" (The wireless squares overhead no longer concerned her.
-Her brother was, no doubt, getting drunk in a bar in Piccadilly. . . . A
-surface coarseness!)</p>
-
-<p>Mark said:</p>
-
-<p>"Hadn't you better? You might get killed! A fellow just getting killed
-would not like to think he had refused to shake his brother by the
-hand!"</p>
-
-<p>Christopher had said: "Oh . . . well!"</p>
-
-<p>During her happiness over this hyperborean sentimentality he had gripped
-her thin upper arm. He had led her past swans&mdash;or possibly huts; she
-never remembered which&mdash;to a seat that had over it, or near it, a
-weeping willow. He had said, gasping, too, like a fish:</p>
-
-<p>"Will you be my mistress to-night? I am going out to-morrow at 8.30 from
-Waterloo."</p>
-
-<p>She had answered:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! Be at such and such a studio just before twelve. . . . I have to
-see my brother home. . . . He will be drunk. . . ." She meant to say:
-"Oh, my darling, I have wanted you so much. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said instead:</p>
-
-<p>"I have arranged the cushions. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said to herself:</p>
-
-<p>"Now whatever made me say that? It's as if I had said: 'You'll find the
-ham in the larder under a plate. . . .' No tenderness about it. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She went away, up a cockle-shelled path, between ankle-high railings,
-crying bitterly. An old tramp, with red weeping eyes and a thin white
-beard, regarded her curiously from where he lay on the grass. He
-imagined himself the monarch of that landscape.</p>
-
-<p>"That's women!" he said with the apparently imbecile enigmaticality of
-the old and the hardened. "Some do!" He spat into the grass; said: "Ah!"
-then added: "Some do not!"</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="VI_II">VI</a></h4>
-
-
-<p>He let himself in at the heavy door; when he closed it behind him, in
-the darkness, the heaviness of the door sent long surreptitious
-whisperings up the great stone stairs. These sounds irritated him. If
-you shut a heavy door on an enclosed space it will push air in front of
-it and there will be whisperings; the atmosphere of mystery was absurd.
-He was just a man, returning after a night out. . . . Two-thirds, say,
-of a night out! It must be half-past three. But what the night had
-lacked in length it had made up in fantastic aspects. . . .</p>
-
-<p>He laid his cane down on the invisible oak chest and, through the
-tangible and velvety darkness that had always in it the chill of the
-stone of walls and stairs, he felt for the handle of the breakfast-room
-door.</p>
-
-<p>Three long parallelograms existed: pale glimmerings above, cut
-two-thirds of the way down by the serrations of chimney pot and
-roof-shadows! Nine full paces across the heavy piled carpet; then he
-ought to reach his round-backed chair, by the left-hand window. He
-reached his round-backed chair by the left-hand window. He sank into it;
-it fitted exactly his back. He imagined that no man had ever been so
-tired and that no man had ever been so alone! A small, alive sound
-existed at the other end of the room; in front of him existed one and a
-half pale parallelograms. They were the reflection of the windows of the
-mirror; the sound was no doubt Calton, the cat. Something alive, at any
-rate! Possibly Sylvia at the other end of the room, waiting for him, to
-see what he looked like. Most likely! It didn't matter!</p>
-
-<p>His mind stopped! Sheer weariness!</p>
-
-<p>When it went on again it was saying:</p>
-
-<p>"Naked shingles and surges drear . . ." and, "On these debatable borders
-of the world!" He said sharply: "Nonsense!" The one was either <i>Calais
-beach</i> or <i>Dover sands</i> of the whiskered man: Arnold. . . . He
-would be seeing them both within the twenty-four hours. . . . But no! He
-was going from Waterloo. Southampton, Havre, therefore! . . . The other was
-by that detestable fellow: "the subject of our little monograph!" . . .
-What a long time ago! . . . He saw a pile of shining despatch cases: the
-inscription "<i>This rack is reserved for</i> . . .": a coloured&mdash;pink
-and blue!&mdash;photograph of Boulogne sands and the held up squares, the
-proofs of "our little . . ." What a long time ago! He heard his own voice
-saying in the new railway carriage, proudly, clearly and with male
-hardness:</p>
-
-<p>"<i>I stand for monogamy and chastity. And for no talking about it. Of
-course if a man who's a man wants to have a woman he has her. And again
-no talking about it</i>. . . ." His voice&mdash;his own voice&mdash;came to
-him as if from the other end of a long-distance telephone. A damn
-long-distance one! Ten years . . .</p>
-
-<p>If then a man who's a man wants to have a woman. . . . Damn it, he
-doesn't! In ten years he had learnt that a Tommie who's a decent fellow.
-. . . His mind said at one and the same moment, the two lines running
-one over the other like the two subjects of a fugue:</p>
-
-<p>"Some beguiling virgins with the broken seals of perjury," and:</p>
-
-<p>"Since when we stand side by side, only hands may meet!"</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"But damn it; damn it again! The beastly fellow was wrong! Our hands
-didn't meet. . . . I don't believe I've shaken hands. . . . I don't
-believe I've touched the girl . . . in my life. . . . Never once! . . .
-Not the hand-shaking sort. . . . A nod! . . . A meeting and parting! . . .
-English, you know . . . But yes, she put her arm over my shoulders. . . .
-On the bank! . . . <i>On such short acquaintance!</i> I said to myself
-then . . . Well, we've made up for it since then. Or no! Not made up! . . .
-Atoned. . . . As Sylvia so aptly put it; at that moment mother was
-dying. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He, his conscious self, said:</p>
-
-<p>"But it was probably the drunken brother. . . . You don't beguile
-virgins with the broken seals of perjury in Kensington High Street at
-two at night supporting, one on each side, a drunken bluejacket with
-intermittent legs. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"Intermittent!" was the word. "Intermittently functioning!"</p>
-
-<p>At one point the boy had broken from them and run with astonishing
-velocity along the dull wood paving of an immense empty street. When
-they had caught him up he had been haranguing under black hanging trees,
-with an Oxford voice, an immobile policeman:</p>
-
-<p>"You're the fellows!" he'd been exclaiming, "who make old England what
-she is! You keep the peace in our homes! You save us from the vile
-excesses. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens himself he had always addressed with the voice and accent of a
-common seaman; with his coarsened surface voice!</p>
-
-<p>He had the two personalities. Two or three times he had said:</p>
-
-<p>"Why don't you kiss the girl? She's a <i>nice</i> girl, isn't
-she? You're a poor b&mdash;&mdash;y Tommie, ain't cher? Well, the poor
-b&mdash;&mdash;y Tommies ought to have all the nice girls they want! That's
-straight, isn't it? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>And, even at that time they hadn't known what was going to happen. . . .
-There are certain cruelties. . . . They had got a four-wheel cab at
-last. The drunken boy had sat beside the driver; he had insisted. . . .
-Her little, pale, shrunken face had gazed straight before her. . . . It
-hadn't been possible to speak; the cab, rattling all over the road had
-pulled up with frightful jerks when the boy had grabbed at the
-reins. . . . The old driver hadn't seemed to mind; but they had had to
-subscribe all the money in their pockets to pay him after they had carried
-the boy into the black house. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens' mind said to him:</p>
-
-<p>"Now when they came to her father's house so nimbly she slipped in, and
-said: 'There is a fool without and is a maid within. . . .'"</p>
-
-<p>He answered dully:</p>
-
-<p>"Perhaps that's what it really amounts to. . . ." He had stood at the
-hall door, she looking out at him with a pitiful face. Then from the
-sofa within the brother had begun to snore; enormous, grotesque sounds,
-like the laughter of unknown races from darkness. He had turned and
-walked down the path, she following him. He had exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"It's perhaps too . . . untidy . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She had said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! Yes . . . Ugly . . . Too . . . oh . . . <i>private</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>He said, he remembered:</p>
-
-<p>"But . . . for ever . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said, in a great hurry:</p>
-
-<p>"But when you come back. . . . Permanently. And . . . oh, as if it were
-in public." . . . "I don't know," she had added. "<i>Ought</i> we? . . .
-I'd be ready. . . ." She added: "I will be ready for anything you ask."</p>
-
-<p>He had said at some time: "But obviously. . . . Not under <i>this</i>
-roof. . . ." And he had added: "We're the sort that . . . <i>do
-not</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>She had answered, quickly too:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes&mdash;that's it. We're that sort!" And then she had asked: "And
-Ethel's party? Was it a great success?" It hadn't, she knew, been an
-inconsequence. He had answered:</p>
-
-<p>"Ah . . . <i>That's</i> permanent. . . . <i>That's</i> public. . . .
-There was Rugeley. The Duke . . . Sylvia brought him. She'll be a great
-friend! . . . And the President of the . . . Local Government Board, I
-think . . . And a Belgian . . . equivalent to Lord Chief Justice . . . and,
-of course, Claudine Sandbach. . . . Two hundred and seventy; all of the
-best, the modestly-elated Guggumses said as I left! And Mr.
-Ruggles . . . Yes! . . . They're established. . . . No place for me!"</p>
-
-<p>"Nor for <i>me</i>!" she had answered. She added: "But I'm glad!"</p>
-
-<p>Patches of silence ran between them: they hadn't yet got
-out of the habit of thinking they had to hold up the drunken
-brother. That had seemed to last for a thousand painful months. . . .
-Long enough to acquire a habit. The brother seemed to roar:
-"Haw&mdash;Haw&mdash;Kuryasch. . . ." And after two minutes:
-"Haw&mdash;Haw&mdash;Kuryasch. . . ." Hungarian, no doubt!</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"It was splendid to see Vincent standing beside the Duke. Showing him a
-first edition! Not of course <i>quite</i> the thing for a, after all,
-wedding party! But how was Rugeley to know that? . . . And Vincent not in
-the least servile! He even corrected cousin Rugeley over the meaning of the
-word <i>colophon</i>! The first time he ever corrected a superior! . . .
-Established, you see! . . . And <i>practically</i> cousin Rugeley. . . .
-Dear Sylvia Tietjens' cousin, so the next to nearest thing! Wife of Lady
-Macmaster's <i>oldest</i> friend. . . . Sylvia going to them in
-their&mdash;quite modest!&mdash;little place in Surrey. . . . As for us,"
-he had concluded "they also serve who only stand and wait. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"I suppose the rooms looked lovely."</p>
-
-<p>He had answered:</p>
-
-<p>"Lovely. . . . They'd got all the pictures by that beastly fellow up
-from the rectory study in the dining-room on dark oak panelling. . . . A
-fair blaze of bosoms and nipples and lips and pomegranates. . . The
-tallest silver candlesticks of course. . . . You remember, silver
-candlesticks and dark oak. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, my dear . . . Don't . . . <i>Don't</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>He had just touched the rim of his helmet with his folded gloves.</p>
-
-<p>"So we just wash out!" he had said.</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Would you take this bit of parchment. . . . I got a little Jew girl to
-write on it in Hebrew:" It's "God bless you and keep you: God watch over
-you at your goings out and at . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He tucked it into his breast pocket.</p>
-
-<p>"The talismanic passage," he said. "Of course I'll wear it. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"If we <i>could</i> wash out this afternoon. . . . It would make it
-easier to bear. . . . Your poor mother, you know, she was dying when we
-last . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"You remember <i>that</i> . . . Even then you . . . And if I hadn't gone
-to Lobscheid. . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"From the first moment I set eyes on you. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"And I . . . from the first moment . . . I'll tell you . . . If I looked
-out of a door . . . It was all like sand. . . . But to the half left a
-little bubbling up of water. That could be trusted. To keep on for ever.
-. . . You, perhaps, won't understand."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes! I know!"</p>
-
-<p>"They were seeing landscapes. . . . Sand dunes; close-cropped. . . .
-Some negligible shipping; a stump-masted brig from Archangel. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"From the first moment," he repeated.</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"If we <i>could</i> wash out . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He said, and for the first moment felt grand, tender, protective:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, you <i>can</i>," he said. "You cut out from this afternoon, just
-before 4.58 it was when I said that to you and you consented . . . I heard
-the Horse Guards clock. . . . To now. . . . Cut it out; and join time
-up. . . . It <i>can</i> be done. . . . You know they do it surgically; for
-some illness; cut out a great length of the bowel and join the tube
-up. . . . For colitis, I think. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She said:</p>
-
-<p>"But I <i>wouldn't</i> cut it out. . . . It was the first spoken
-sign."</p>
-
-<p>He said:</p>
-
-<p>"No it wasn't. . . . From the very beginning . . . with every
-word. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"You felt that. . . . Too! . . . We've been pushed, as in a carpenter's
-vice. . . . We couldn't have got away. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He said: "By God! That's it. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He suddenly saw a weeping willow in St. James's Park; 4.59! He had just
-said: "Will you be my mistress to-night?" She had gone away, half left
-her hands to her face. . . . A small fountain; half left. That could be
-trusted to keep on for ever. . . .</p>
-
-<p>Along the lake side, sauntering, swinging his crooked stick, his
-incredibly shiny top-hat perched sideways, his claw-hammer coat tails,
-very long, flapping out behind, in dusty sunlight, his magpie pince-nez
-gleaming, had come, naturally, Mr. Ruggles. He had looked at the girl;
-then down at Tietjens, sprawled on his bench. He had just touched the
-brim of his shiny hat. He said:</p>
-
-<p>"Dining at the club to-night? . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said: "No; I've resigned."</p>
-
-<p>With the aspect of a long-billed bird chewing a bit of putridity,
-Ruggles said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, but we've had an emergency meeting of the committee . . . the
-committee was sitting . . . and sent you a letter asking you to
-reconsider. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens said:</p>
-
-<p>"I know. . . . I shall withdraw my resignation to-night. . . . And
-resign again to-morrow morning."</p>
-
-<p>Ruggles' muscles had relaxed for a quick second, then they
-stiffened.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I say!" he had said. "Not that. . . . You couldn't do that. . . .
-Not to the <i>club</i>! . . . It's never been done. . . . It's an
-insult. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>"It's meant to be," Tietjens said. "Gentlemen shouldn't be expected to
-belong to a club that has certain members on its committee."</p>
-
-<p>Ruggles' deepish voice suddenly grew very high.</p>
-
-<p>"Eh, I say, you know!" he squeaked.</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens had said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm not vindictive. . . . But I <i>am</i> deadly tired: of all old
-women and their chatter."</p>
-
-<p>Ruggles had said:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't . . ." His face had become suddenly dark brown, scarlet and
-then brownish purple. He stood droopingly looking at Tietjens' boots.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh! Ah! Well!" he said at last. "See you at Macmaster's to-night. . . .
-A great thing his knighthood. First-class man. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>That had been the first Tietjens had heard of Macmaster's knighthood; he
-had missed looking at the honours' list of that morning. Afterwards,
-dining alone with Sir Vincent and Lady Macmaster, he had seen, pinned
-up, a back view of the Sovereign doing something to Vincent; a photo for
-next morning's papers. From Macmaster's embarrassed hushings of Edith
-Ethel's explanation that the honour was for special services of a
-specific kind Tietjens guessed both the nature of Macmaster's service
-and the fact that the little man hadn't told Edith Ethel who, originally,
-had done the work. And&mdash;just like his girl&mdash;Tietjens had let
-it go at that. He didn't see why poor Vincent shouldn't have
-that little bit of prestige at home&mdash;under all the monuments! But he
-hadn't&mdash;though through all the evening Macmaster, with the solicitude
-and affection of a cringing Italian greyhound, had hastened from celebrity
-to celebrity to hang over Tietjens, and although Tietjens knew that his
-friend was grieved and appalled, like any woman, at his, Tietjens', going
-out again to France&mdash;Tietjens hadn't been able to look Macmaster again
-in the face. . . . He had felt ashamed. He had felt, for the first time in
-his life, ashamed!</p>
-
-<p>Even when he, Tietjens, had slipped away from the party&mdash;to go to
-his good fortune!&mdash;Macmaster had come panting down the stairs, running
-after him, through guests coming up. He had said:</p>
-
-<p>"Wait . . . You're not going. . . . I want to . . ." With a miserable
-and appalled glance he had looked up the stairs; Lady Macmaster might
-have come out too. His black, short beard quivering and his wretched
-eyes turned down, he had said:</p>
-
-<p>"I wanted to explain. . . . This miserable knighthood. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens patted him on the shoulder, Macmaster being on the stairs above
-him.</p>
-
-<p>"It's all right, old man," he had said&mdash;and with real affection:
-"We've powlered up and down enough for a little thing like that not
-to . . . I'm very glad. . . ." Macmaster had whispered:</p>
-
-<p>"And Valentine. . . . She's not here to-night. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He had exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"By God! . . . If I thought . . ." Tietjens had said: "It's all right.
-It's all right. She's at another party. . . . I'm going on . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Macmaster had looked at him doubtingly and with misery, leaning over and
-clutching the clammy banisters.</p>
-
-<p>"Tell her . . ." he said . . . "Good God! You may be killed. . . . I beg
-you . . . I beg you to believe . . . I will . . . Like the apple of my
-eye. . . ." In the swift glance that Tietjens took of his face he could
-see that Macmaster's eyes were full of tears.</p>
-
-<p>They both stood looking down at the stone stairs for a long time.</p>
-
-<p>Then Macmaster had said: "Well . . ."</p>
-
-<p>Tietjens had said: "Well . . ." But he hadn't been able to look at
-Macmaster's eyes, though he had felt his friend's eyes pitiably
-exploring his own face. . . . "A backstairs way out of it," he had
-thought; a queer thing that you couldn't look in the face a man you were
-never going to see again!</p>
-
-<p>"But by God," he said to himself fiercely, when his mind came back again
-to the girl in front of him, "this isn't going to be another backstairs
-exit. . . . I must tell her. . . . I'm damned if I don't make an
-effort. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She had her handkerchief to her face.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm always crying," she said. . . . "A little bubbling spring that can
-be trusted to keep on. . . ."</p>
-
-<p>He looked to the right and to the left. Ruggles or General Someone with
-false teeth that didn't fit <i>must</i> be coming along. The street with
-its sooty boskage was clean empty and silent. She was looking at him. He
-didn't know how long he had been silent, he didn't know where he had
-been; intolerable waves urged him towards her.</p>
-
-<p>After a long time he said:</p>
-
-<p>"Well . . ."</p>
-
-<p>She moved back. She said:</p>
-
-<p>"I won't watch you out of sight. . . . It is unlucky to watch anyone out
-of sight. . . . But I will never . . . I will never cut what you said
-then out of my memory . . ." She was gone; the door shut. He had
-wondered what she would never cut out of her memory. That he had asked
-her that afternoon to be his mistress?</p>
-
-<p>He had caught, outside the gates of his old office, a transport lorry
-that had given him a lift to Holborn. . . .</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4>THE END</h4>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
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