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-<hr class="chap" />
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-<h1>THE STRANGE VISITATION</h1>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/i_title.jpg" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<div class="titlepage">
-<p><span class="xlarge">THE</span><br />
-
-<span class="xxlarge">STRANGE VISITATION</span></p>
-
-<p><small>BY</small><br />
-
-<span class="xlarge">MARIE CORELLI</span><br />
-
-<small>AUTHOR OF &#8220;THE LIFE EVERLASTING&#8221; &#8220;THELMA&#8221; &#8220;HOLY<br />
-ORDERS&#8221; &#8220;THE SORROWS OF SATAN&#8221; ETC. ETC.</small></p>
-
-
-<p><span class="large">HODDER AND STOUGHTON</span><br />
-LONDON<span class="gap"> NEW YORK</span><span class="gap"> TORONTO</span></p>
-</div>
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_5"></a>[5]</span>
-</div>
-
-<p class="ph1"><small>THE</small><br />
-STRANGE VISITATION</p>
-
-
-<p class="drop-cap">A &nbsp; WILD night, with a gale of wind,
-a wind that scratched and tore and
-howled at doors and windows like an angry
-cat spitting and spluttering&mdash;its miauling
-voice now rising, now sinking&mdash;at one
-moment savage, at another querulous, but
-always incessant of complaint, with a
-threatening under snarl of restless rage in
-its tone. A wild night!&mdash;full of storm and
-quarrel, with occasional dashes of cold rain
-sweeping down on the shrieking blast like
-gusts of angry tears&mdash;a noisy night in which
-the elements were at open war with themselves,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_6"></a>[6]</span>
-making no secret of their hostile
-intentions&mdash;and yet it was the one night of
-all nights in the year when &#8220;peace and goodwill&#8221;
-were the suggested influences of the
-time. For it was Christmas Eve. Christmas
-Eve! What a wonderful anniversary
-it is, if we would but pause in our reckless
-and senseless rush onward to the grave,
-just to think quietly about it for a moment!
-Long, long ago&mdash;yet but a short while since&mdash;if
-we count by the world&#8217;s great epochs
-of civilisation wherein a little two thousand
-years are but a moment&mdash;a host of Angels
-descended from heaven and sang a joyous
-hymn of general amnesty to mankind on
-the first Christmas Eve that ever was&mdash;and
-according to the noble poesy of high-thinking,
-God-revering John Milton:</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="indent2">&#8220;No war or battle&#8217;s sound</div>
-<div class="indent3">Was heard the world around,</div>
-<div class="verse">The idle spear and shield were high up hung;</div>
-<div class="indent3">The unhook&egrave;d chariot stood</div>
-<div class="indent3">Unstain&#8217;d with hostile blood,</div><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_7"></a>[7]</span>
-<div class="verse">The trumpet spake not to the arm&egrave;d throng;</div>
-<div class="indent3">And kings sat still with awful eye</div>
-<div class="verse">As if they surely knew their sovran Lord was by.</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="indent2">&#8220;And peaceful was the night</div>
-<div class="indent3">Wherein the Prince of Light</div>
-<div class="verse">His reign of peace upon the earth began;</div>
-<div class="indent3">The winds, with wonder whist,</div>
-<div class="indent3">Smoothly the waters kist,</div>
-<div class="verse">Whisp&#8217;ring new joys to the mild oce&agrave;n,</div>
-<div class="indent3">Who now hath quite forgot to rave,</div>
-<div class="verse">While birds of calm sit brooding on the charm&egrave;d wave!&#8221;</div>
-</div></div></div>
-
-<p>One wonders if&mdash;in those far-off days of
-angel-singing&mdash;there was such a thing as a
-millionaire? Not a merely &#8220;rich&#8221; man;&mdash;not
-a &#8220;Wise Man of the East,&#8221; who,
-possessing knowledge and insight as well as
-wealth, hastened to bring his gold with
-frankincense and myrrh, and to lay these
-reverently in the humble manger which
-served as cradle to a Child, whose vast power
-was destined to conquer and subdue all the
-mightiest kings of the earth:&mdash;but an actual
-money-gorged, banknote-stuffed ruler of
-some octopus-like &#8220;Trade,&#8221; whose tentacles<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_8"></a>[8]</span>
-clutched and held everything within its reach&mdash;some
-owner of huge factories where human
-creatures &#8220;sweated&#8221; their lives out to fill
-his pockets, and died in their hundreds,&mdash;perchance
-their thousands&mdash;in order that he,
-like some monstrous bloated leech, should
-swell to the point of bursting on the blood
-he sucked from their throbbing arteries!
-Was there such an one existing in the
-miracle days when the &#8220;Glory to God in
-the Highest!&#8221; rang from star to star, from
-point to point of the myriad constellations,
-like a great wave of melody breaking against
-illimitable and endless shores? Surely not!&mdash;else
-there would have been some break
-in the music!&mdash;some ugly jar in the divine
-chorus! For instance, if there had at that
-time been living a multi-millionaire at all
-resembling the one whose strange experiences
-are now about to be related, the angels
-would have fled in dismay and weeping
-from the spectacle of a soul so warped from
-good, so destitute of sympathy, so drained<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_9"></a>[9]</span>
-and dry of every drop of the milk of human
-kindness, and so utterly at variance with
-the &#8220;peace and goodwill&#8221; of which they
-sang!</p>
-
-<p>Yet no one will deny that a multi-millionaire
-is a great man. What multi-millionaire
-was ever considered otherwise? It was
-the glorious environment of multi-millionaire-ism
-that made Josiah McNason great&mdash;and
-Josiah McNason was a very great man
-indeed. Quite apart from his connection
-with you and me, dear reader, as the immediate
-subject of this story, he was great in
-business, great in success, great in wealth,
-great in power, and more than great in his
-own opinion. Small wonder that he thought
-much of himself, seeing that thousands of
-people thought so much of him. Thousands
-of people had him on their minds, and lay
-awake at nights, uneasily wondering what
-might be his next financial &#8220;deal.&#8221; For
-on his little finger he balanced mighty
-&#8220;combines.&#8221; At his nod &#8220;companies&#8221;<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_10"></a>[10]</span>
-collapsed like card-houses, or rose up again
-with the aerial brilliancy of &#8220;castles in
-Spain,&#8221;&mdash;the pulse of Trade beat fast or slow
-as suited his humour,&mdash;speculators on
-&#8217;Change whispered his name in accents of
-mingled hope and terror,&mdash;aye, even kings
-were known not to be averse to receiving
-Josiah in private audience, though they
-might, and did, deny the privilege to such
-others of their subjects whose plea was one
-of merit more than cash. The fact stood
-out very patently to both royalty and
-commons alike, that Josiah McNason was
-a man to be reckoned with,&mdash;a man to be
-studied and considered,&mdash;a man whose
-moods must be tolerated, and whose irritations
-must be soothed,&mdash;a man to be coaxed
-and coddled,&mdash;a man to whom the highest
-personages in the land might safely&mdash;(and
-even advantageously)&mdash;send presents of
-grouse and salmon in their seasons,&mdash;a man
-whom it was considered politic not to offend.
-But why? Why all this trouble and anxiety<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_11"></a>[11]</span>
-from Majesty itself down to toiling bank-clerks,
-with respect to the fits and vagaries
-of one puny biped, neither handsome to
-look at, nor pleasant to speak with, but
-merely, taken as nature made him, an irascible,
-cut-and-dry pigmy of a man, not worth
-either a curse or a blessing, to judge by his
-outward appearance? Oh well! Merely
-because, by speaking him fair and flatteringly,
-it might be easier to borrow money
-of him! Everyone with even a small
-surplus quantity of this world&#8217;s goods, knows
-the taste of that diplomatic bread-and-honey
-which is always cautiously administered
-by one dear friend to some other
-whose pockets are to be tested. Josiah got
-such bread-and-honey all day long. Someone
-was always feeding or trying to feed
-him with it. His appetite however was
-fastidious, and he seldom swallowed the
-cloying bait. Even when he did gulp down
-a large wedge of it with a distrustful smile,
-it did not have the effect intended. Instead<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_12"></a>[12]</span>
-of softening his financial digestion and
-rendering him pliable, it appeared to make
-him harder and tougher in mental fibre.
-The gleam in his cold expressionless eye
-bored through the soul of the would-be-borrower
-of cash like a gimlet, and divined
-his intention before the said borrower could
-so much as mumble out&mdash;&#8220;Could you&mdash;would
-you, Mr. McNason&mdash;make me a
-trifling advance?&mdash;offer good security&mdash;great
-convenience to me just now!&#8221;&mdash;trailing
-the sentence away into indistinguishable
-fragments as Josiah snapped his thin pale
-lips on the &#8220;No!&#8221; which, with sharp snarling
-sound, hopelessly closed the discussion.</p>
-
-<p>It was Christmas Eve,&mdash;and though this
-fact has already been stated before, it cannot
-for the purposes of the present veracious
-chronicle of events be too strongly insisted
-upon. It was the Eve of the Angels,&mdash;and
-no devils were supposed to be anywhere
-about. For, as our Shakespeare tells
-us:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_13"></a>[13]</span></p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">&#8220;Ever &#8217;gainst that season comes</div>
-<div class="verse">Wherein our Saviour&#8217;s birth is celebrated,</div>
-<div class="verse">The bird of dawning singeth all night long,</div>
-<div class="verse">And then, they say, no spirit can walk abroad;</div>
-<div class="verse">The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike,</div>
-<div class="verse">No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,</div>
-<div class="verse">So hallow&#8217;d and so gracious is the time!&#8221;</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Perhaps the great McNason, if he had not
-been so occupied with himself and his own
-affairs, might have thought of these lines
-when, on leaving his head office in the city,
-he travelled with the swiftness of the wind
-through a storm of sleet and snow to his
-palatial private abode some twenty miles
-out of town, rushing along at full speed in
-a superb motor-car sumptuously furnished
-with a rain-proof covering, rugs, foot-warmers,
-and all the luxurious paraphernalia
-wherewith a multi-millionaire may
-shield his valuable joints from the cold.
-For he professed, did McNason, to have
-Shakespearean proclivities, and had been
-heard to declare publicly that he preferred
-the Bard of Avon to the Bible. That was<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_14"></a>[14]</span>
-the way he put things,&mdash;with all the agreeable
-free-and-easy indifference to religion
-and to other folks religious sentiments which
-so frequently embellishes the character of
-the multi-millionaire. As a matter of fact
-he knew nothing about either the Immortal
-Plays or Holy Writ. They were sealed
-books to his limited comprehension. The
-divine teachings of Scripture, and the
-broadly beneficent and tender philosophy of
-Shakespeare were alike beyond him. He
-understood Ledger Literature in its every
-branch,&mdash;every smallest point concerning
-L.S.D. was familiar to him,&mdash;and such
-&#8220;quotations&#8221; from books as he could make,
-were intimately connected with the Stock
-Market. But for all romance he had a fine
-contempt, and for poetry and poetic sentiment
-a saturnine derision. More than anything
-perhaps, he hated and scorned any
-idea of things &#8220;supernatural.&#8221; He attended
-church very regularly on Sundays,&mdash;oh
-yes!&mdash;that was a particular item of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_15"></a>[15]</span>
-&#8220;conscience and respectability&#8221; with him.
-But as everything he heard there had to do
-with &#8220;supernatural&#8221; matters, it is safe to
-presume that he was a hypocrite in going to
-listen to what he did not believe. However,
-in this he was not exceptional,&mdash;there
-are many like him. &#8220;Respectability&#8221; may
-be permitted to play the humbug when it is
-a millionaire, and drives to its country seat
-in a motor-car costing two thousand guineas,
-especially on Christmas Eve, which&mdash;despite
-colossal fortune-makers&mdash;remains indissolubly
-associated in the human mind with
-Poverty and a Manger. And it was with all
-the glow and splendour of humbug shining
-lustrously about him that the world-renowned
-McNason stepped out of his sumptuous
-vehicle as it stopped at his own door,
-and entered his stately baronial hall, where
-four powdered and liveried flunkeys stood
-waiting deferentially to receive him. Taking
-scarcely any notice of these gorgeous
-personages, who were in his sight no more<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_16"></a>[16]</span>
-than flower-pots, umbrella stands, or other
-portions of ordinary household furniture,
-he addressed himself to a fifth retainer,
-severely attired in black, who, by a set of
-cords and tassels on his left shoulder and
-the effective simplicity of his costume as
-compared with the liveries of the other
-menials, implied to all whom it might concern
-that he was the commanding officer or
-major-domo of the royal McNason household.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Anybody called, Towler?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yessir. Mr. Pitt.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Mr. Pitt? Dear me! I saw him only
-this morning at the office. What did he
-want?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I couldn&#8217;t say, sir. He is waiting to
-see you.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Waiting? Here&mdash;at this hour?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yessir. In the library.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>With a frown of irritation, the great
-Josiah threw off his sable-lined overcoat,
-which was received obsequiously by one of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_17"></a>[17]</span>
-the powdered lacqueys in attendance, while
-a second accepted his hat with an air of
-grateful and profound humility. Then he
-walked slowly, deliberately, not to say in
-heavy-footed style, along a broad corridor,
-dimly yet richly lit by electric light filtering
-through coloured glass, where classic marbles
-were artistically grouped here and there in
-snowy contrast with the dark fall of velvet
-draperies and pyramidal masses of flowers,&mdash;where
-Venus gazed from under her sleepless
-lids, with white eyeballs astare at the ugly
-little man who passed her without looking
-up,&mdash;where Mercury, poising on tip-toe with
-winged heels, appeared to meditate an immediate
-flight from the wizened, wrinkled,
-moneyed creature below him who was so far
-and away from any conception of the god-like&mdash;and
-where Psyche, bending over the
-butterfly in her small caressing hands,
-seemed almost to shudder lest the very
-breath of the celebrated millionaire should
-shrivel the delicate expanding wings of the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_18"></a>[18]</span>
-Immortal Soul she so tenderly fostered.
-Preceded by the black-costumed Towler,
-who threw open various doors majestically
-as he advanced, Josiah entered the library,
-warm and cheerful with the red heat and
-glow of a sparkling log fire. A well-dressed
-gentlemanly-looking man who had been sitting
-near the table turning over a newspaper,
-rose as he approached and stood a moment
-without speaking, as though in some doubt
-or hesitation.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, Pitt, what&#8217;s the matter? Anything
-gone wrong since this morning?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, sir. Nothing.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh! Then what are you here for at such
-an hour and in such weather, eh?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Pitt hummed and hawed. He was
-one of McNason&#8217;s most trusted overseers;
-and at the great factories which daily ground
-down human lives into the McNason millions,
-he had under his management a very large
-number of the men employed. The only
-fault that could be found with him from<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_19"></a>[19]</span>
-a strictly business point of view was, that
-he had some vestiges of a heart. These
-vestiges were troubling him a little just
-now.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;There was one thing I forgot to mention
-to you in my report to-day,&#8221; he began;
-&#8220;I can&#8217;t think how it slipped my memory.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Neither can I!&#8221; and Josiah smiled a
-hard smile&mdash;&#8220;Whatever it is, if <i>you</i> forgot
-it, it cannot be of much importance!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Pitt did not seem to perceive the
-implied compliment to himself.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, perhaps not,&#8221;&mdash;he answered
-slowly,&mdash;&#8220;still I should blame myself if I
-neglected it&mdash;I should certainly blame myself&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Here he broke off and coughed nervously,
-while McNason, drawing a large elbow-chair
-to the fire, sat down and spread out his thin
-veiny hands to the blaze in irresponsive
-silence.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s&mdash;it&#8217;s about Willie Dove, sir&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;
-he said.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_20"></a>[20]</span>McNason looked up with peering eyes
-that narrowed at the corners like those of
-a snake.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Willie Dove!&#8221; he echoed, slowly.
-&#8220;H&#8217;m&mdash;h&#8217;m&mdash;let me see! Who is Willie
-Dove?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Surely you remember him?&#8221; replied
-Pitt, quickly, with a touch of warmth in his
-tone&mdash;&#8220;Twenty-five years ago he was one
-of the smartest travellers in your employ&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Was he?&#8221; And McNason smiled
-blandly, but indifferently.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Why, yes of course he was!&#8221; and Mr.
-Pitt&#8217;s voice grew still warmer with feeling
-as he spoke&mdash;&#8220;Surely, Mr. McNason, you
-can&#8217;t have altogether forgotten him? He
-made immense business for the firm,&mdash;immense!
-A wonderfully active and energetic
-man,&mdash;never lost time or opportunity
-and brought us no end of valuable custom&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Quite right of him!&#8221; interpolated<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_21"></a>[21]</span>
-McNason,&mdash;&#8220;He did his duty, no doubt,
-and was paid for doing it. Well?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Pitt played absently with his watch-chain.
-He was conscious that a check had
-been summarily put on any eloquent dissertation
-he might have been disposed to make
-concerning the past abilities and qualifications
-of Willie Dove.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I thought&mdash;I fancied you might perhaps
-be interested,&#8221; he murmured.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Twenty-five years is a long time, Pitt,&#8221;
-said McNason, slowly,&mdash;&#8220;a very long time!
-It is a quarter of a century. One&#8217;s interest
-in any man is apt to exhaust itself naturally
-in such a period.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Pitt looked up quickly, and then
-looked down. There was something in the
-hard, furrowed countenance of Josiah that
-suggested a mental dry heat or dry cold,&mdash;any
-force in fact, that may be known to
-absorb or disperse particles of generous
-sentiment. Yet Pitt was not a coward, and
-though he stood in wholesome awe of the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_22"></a>[22]</span>
-captious moods and whims of the great
-millionaire upon whom his own existence
-and that of his family depended, he determined
-not to relinquish the errand on which
-he was bound without a struggle.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, sir,&#8221; he resumed, in accents rendered
-firm by a kind of inward desperation,
-&#8220;whether you are interested or not,
-I think it my duty to tell you that Willie
-Dove,&mdash;the man who through his energy,
-fidelity and tact, helped to establish the
-firm, is now lying seriously ill. He is nearly
-sixty years old, and having a large family
-to provide for, had been unable to put by
-anything for his own rainy day&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;He should not have had a large family,&#8221;&mdash;interpolated
-McNason, stretching out his
-lean ill-shaped legs more comfortably in
-front of the fire&mdash;&#8220;it&#8217;s quite his own fault!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Perhaps,&#8221; proceeded Pitt, with considerable
-emphasis, &#8220;if he had been less
-honest and high-principled in his business
-connection with us, he might have been more<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_23"></a>[23]</span>
-well-to-do in his own affairs. But, as matters
-stand, his position is a sad one. He is
-afflicted with a painful disease, which, however,
-can be absolutely cured by an immediate
-surgical operation. The doctors
-assure him that he will be well and strong
-enough to live out his full measure of years
-comfortably and usefully if he will only
-submit to their treatment&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, if he wants to live, why doesn&#8217;t
-he?&#8221; inquired McNason, lazily.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Simply because he can&#8217;t afford it,&#8221;
-replied Pitt, bluntly.</p>
-
-<p>The great millionaire took up a poker, and
-looking critically at the fire, broke a large
-gaseous lump of coal into a bright blaze.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh! Well, that settles it,&#8221; he said.
-&#8220;Then I suppose he must, as the common
-folk say, &#8216;go home&#8217;!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>A sparkle of indignation lightened Mr.
-Pitt&#8217;s quiet grey eyes. But he restrained
-his feelings.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;The operation fee would be a hundred<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_24"></a>[24]</span>
-guineas,&#8221; he went on in a calm business-like
-tone&mdash;&#8220;Good nursing and a change of air
-would perhaps run into a hundred more.
-Say two hundred pounds. That sum would
-save his life.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I daresay!&#8221; And McNason&#8217;s thin lips
-widened into a grin&mdash;&#8220;But if he hasn&#8217;t got
-the two hundred, he must accept the inevitable.
-After all, when a man is nearly
-sixty, a few years more or less in the world
-doesn&#8217;t matter!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Pitt looked at his employer steadily.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Have you any cause of complaint or
-offence against Dove, sir?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>McNason met his inquiring eyes with his
-own special gimlet glance, sharp as the
-point of a screw.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;None! Not the least in the world!
-Why should I? I scarcely remember the
-man!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, if you have nothing against him,
-would you not perhaps be inclined to help
-him? The claims of your business are, I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_25"></a>[25]</span>
-know, enormous, and it is of course easy
-to forget the names and identities of the
-various persons who have all done their
-little best to build up the firm,&mdash;but Dove&#8217;s
-is really an exceptional case. He was always
-liked and respected at the works,&mdash;many
-of the men there know him well and speak
-most highly of him, and I can add my own
-testimony to that of the others. It seems
-a pity to let so faithful a servant of the
-firm die for want of a little first aid&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Did he send you to beg of me?&#8221; asked
-McNason with a kind of vicious abruptness.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Pitt&#8217;s pale face flushed a little.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Certainly not, Mr. McNason! Willie
-Dove would never beg of any man. He
-merely told me his case and said: &#8216;Perhaps
-Mr. McNason would lend me the money.
-I would work it all back.&#8217; And to speak
-the truth, I really thought&mdash;yes, sir, I really
-thought you would be glad to lend it!&mdash;even
-to <i>give</i> it! Two hundred pounds is
-no more to you than two hundred pence<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_26"></a>[26]</span>
-would be to me. But supposing you make
-it a loan, and have any doubts as to Dove&#8217;s
-ability or willingness to pay it back, I
-myself will be security for him. I would
-advance him the money if I had it to spare,&mdash;but
-unfortunately I am rather pressed
-for cash just now&mdash;I also have a large
-family&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>McNason smiled a smile resembling the
-death-grin of the fabulous dragon of St.
-George.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;A mistake, Pitt!&mdash;quite a mistake!
-Large families merely make the world more
-difficult to live in and money scarcer to
-get! Money needs to be kept in close
-quarters&mdash;close, very close quarters! It
-has a habit of running away unless it is
-imprisoned, Pitt! It runs away much
-faster than it runs in! Governments know
-that!&mdash;and kings! And when governments
-and kings find it slipping through their
-fingers, they come to Me!&mdash;to me, Josiah
-McNason!&mdash;and I tell you what it is, Pitt,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_27"></a>[27]</span>
-I&#8217;ve enough to do with lending money to
-Big Persons and taking securities on Big
-Things without bothering myself concerning
-Little Commercials! See? I lend to
-Royalties, Titles and Magnificences of all
-classes and all nations,&mdash;and I&#8217;ve done so
-much lately in this line that I&#8217;m short of
-money myself just now, Pitt!&mdash;ha, ha!&mdash;I&#8217;m
-short of money!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Pitt stared, and was for a moment
-speechless. He had often thought (taking
-shame to himself for indulging in such a
-reflection) that Mr. McNason was certainly
-a very ugly man, but he had never seen
-him look uglier than at the present moment.
-Such a mouthing, wrinkled mask of a face
-as the firelight now flashed upon was surely
-not often seen among living humanity.
-Even the grey-white goatee beard that
-adorned Josiah&#8217;s sharp chin, wagged up and
-down with its possessor&#8217;s silent mirth in a
-fashion which made its expression abnormally
-atrocious.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_28"></a>[28]</span>&#8220;I&#8217;m short of money!&#8221; repeated the
-millionaire, rubbing his hands pleasantly
-together&mdash;&#8220;I don&#8217;t mind lending this Willie
-Dove five pounds, as you say he served the
-firm well a quarter of a century ago,&mdash;but
-two hundred! Now, Mr. Pitt, you&#8217;re a
-sensible man,&mdash;a man of business,&mdash;and you
-know that to ask such a sum on loan for
-a decayed and diseased commercial traveller
-is absurd! He would never be able to
-&#8216;work it back&#8217; as he says. And as for
-your being his security, I have too much
-respect for you to allow you to put yourself
-into such an awkward position. You&#8217;d
-regret it,&mdash;you really would, Pitt! Besides,
-why not let Dove go to one of the Hospitals
-and take his chance among the young
-students and general cutters-up of bodies,
-eh? They&#8217;d charge him very little&mdash;perhaps
-nothing&mdash;especially if they found his disease
-complex enough for good &#8216;practice&#8217;!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Pitt gave an unconscious gesture of
-physical repulsion.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_29"></a>[29]</span>&#8220;Mrs. Dove has a nervous horror of her
-husband&#8217;s being separated from her,&#8221;&mdash;he
-said, slowly&mdash;&#8220;She says that if he is taken
-away to a hospital she feels sure he will
-never come back. Then again, she has
-great faith in the doctor who has been
-attending Dove for the past six months&mdash;and
-he strongly recommends a private
-operation.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of course! He wants to put the money
-into his own pocket,&#8221;&mdash;said McNason,
-calmly&mdash;&#8220;Well! I can&#8217;t be of any assistance
-in this business&mdash;so if that&#8217;s all you
-came about, you may consider that you
-have done your duty, and that the interview
-is finished. Good-night, Mr. Pitt!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>But Pitt still hesitated.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It is Christmas Eve, sir,&mdash;&mdash;&#8221; he began,
-falteringly.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It is. I have been reminded of that
-fact several times to-day. What of it?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Nothing, sir, except&mdash;except&mdash;that it
-is a time of year when everyone tries to do<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_30"></a>[30]</span>
-some little kindness to his neighbour, and
-when we all endeavour to help the poor
-and sick according to our means,&mdash;and&mdash;and
-when some of us who are getting old
-may look back on our past lives and remember
-the ones we have loved who are
-no longer here,&mdash;when even you, sir,&mdash;you
-might perhaps think of your only son who
-is gone,&mdash;the son of the firm, as we used
-to call him,&mdash;Willie Dove carried the child
-many times on his shoulder round the
-works to see the engines in full swing,&mdash;and
-he was very fond of Willie&mdash;and&mdash;er&mdash;and&mdash;as
-I say, sir, you might, perhaps, for the
-dead boy&#8217;s sake, do a good turn&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>He paused. The millionaire had half
-risen from his chair, and was gripping its
-cushioned elbows hard with both hands.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;How dare you!&#8221; he muttered in
-choked accents&mdash;&#8220;How dare you use the
-memory of my dead son to urge a beggar&#8217;s
-plea! Why do you presume to probe an
-old grief&mdash;a cureless sorrow&mdash;in an attempt<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_31"></a>[31]</span>
-to get money out of me! Because it is
-Christmas Eve? Curse Christmas Eve!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>His voice sank to a hiss of rage, and
-Mr. Pitt, nervously shrinking within himself,
-sought for his hat and made towards the
-door. A terrific gust of rain just then
-swept against the windows like a shower
-of small stones, accompanied by the shrieking
-yowl of the wind.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Christmas Eve!&#8221; repeated McNason,
-fixing his eyes with cold derision on his
-abashed overseer&mdash;&#8220;Peace and goodwill!
-That sounds like it, doesn&#8217;t it?&#8221; And he
-shook one hand with a mocking gesture
-towards the rattling casements. &#8220;Hear the
-storm? Any angels singing in it, do you
-think? Any God about? Bah! Christmas
-is a vulgar superstition born of barbarous
-idolatry! It serves nowadays as a
-mere excuse for the lower classes to gorge
-themselves with food, get drunk, and generally
-make beasts of themselves! There is
-no more &#8216;Peace and goodwill&#8217; in it than<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_32"></a>[32]</span>
-there is in a public-house beer fight! And
-as for doing kindnesses to each other, I&#8217;ll
-be bound there&#8217;s not a man at my works
-who isn&#8217;t trying to get a bigger round of
-beef or a fatter goose for himself than his
-neighbour can afford. That&#8217;s charity! It
-begins at home! <i>You</i> know that, Mr. Pitt!
-Ha-ha! You know that&mdash;you have a large
-family! Christmas is a humbug, like most
-&#8216;religious&#8217; festivals&#8221;&mdash;here he stretched
-his thin mouth into that unbecoming slit
-which suggested smiling, but was nothing
-like a smile&mdash;&#8220;I never keep it&mdash;and I do
-my best to forget it! Good-night!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Good-night, sir,&#8221;&mdash;and Mr. Pitt, hat in
-hand, stood for a moment facing his employer&mdash;&#8220;I
-am sorry if I have troubled
-you&mdash;or&mdash;or offended you! I did not mean
-to do so. I hope you will excuse my boldness!
-I made a mistake&mdash;I thought you
-might be pleased to do something for an
-old servant of the firm;&mdash;I&mdash;I&mdash;er&mdash;Good-night!&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_33"></a>[33]</span>The door opened and closed softly. He
-was gone.</p>
-
-<p>McNason looked after him with a frown.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Like his impudence!&#8221; he muttered&mdash;&#8220;Like
-his damned impudence! Following
-me up here all the way from the city and
-begging me to lend two hundred pounds
-to a man I hardly ever saw&mdash;except&mdash;except
-once or twice when my boy was alive.
-Among the hundreds and hundreds of
-travellers for the firm, how the devil should
-I be expected to remember Willie Dove!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>He settled himself once more in his elbow-chair,
-and poked the fire vigorously till the
-bright blaze spread a brilliant glow well over
-the room, flashing ruddily on the rows of
-well-bound books, on the marble busts of
-poets and historians, on the massive desk
-strewn with letters and papers and lit with
-electric reading-lamps at either end, and
-on all the luxurious appurtenances for the
-study of either Ledgers or Literature which,
-in these days of superfluous comfort and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_34"></a>[34]</span>
-convenience, assist in furnishing the library
-of a millionaire. He had dined in town,
-and there was nothing for him to do except
-to read,&mdash;write,&mdash;or sit and meditate. He
-was alone,&mdash;but that was his customary
-condition when in his own house, unless on
-those occasions when he chose to invite a
-select party of persons, often including
-Royalty itself, to stay with him as guests,
-and graze on him, as it were, like sheep on
-a particularly fat pasture. But he never
-asked people to visit him at all unless for the
-ulterior purpose of making use of them in
-business; and just now he had no important
-object in view that could be served by
-dining or wining anybody. It was an awkward
-time of year,&mdash;Christmas-time, in fact.
-It is always an awkward time for anyone
-who is incurably selfish. Those who have
-homes and love them, go to such homes and
-stay there with their families,&mdash;those who
-are callous concerning home-ties and home-affections,
-have been known to start for the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_35"></a>[35]</span>
-Riviera (especially that section of it known
-as Monte Carlo) with &#8220;tourist&#8221; tickets or
-otherwise;&mdash;in short, everybody has a way
-of doing as they like, or, if not quite as they
-like, as near to what they like as they can,
-at that so-called &#8220;festive&#8221; season. One
-naturally thinks that a multi-millionaire
-would surely have all the amusements and
-gaieties of the world at his command,&mdash;but
-it seemed that Josiah McNason could find
-nothing wherewith to amuse himself, all
-business being at a standstill for a few days,&mdash;while
-as for gaiety!&mdash;dear me, the very
-word could barely have been uttered by the
-boldest person after one glance at his face!
-He sat, or rather huddled himself in the
-depths of his chair with a kind of dull satisfaction
-in his mind to think that in a couple
-of hours or so he would be going to bed.
-There was a damp and chilly feeling in the
-air; the cry of the incessant wind was teasing
-and shrewish&mdash;and he drew himself nearer
-to the fire, finding comfort in its warmth<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_36"></a>[36]</span>
-and dancing flame. He began to con over
-certain imposing figures representing the
-huge sums realized by his firm during the
-past half-year,&mdash;and, with furrowed brows,&mdash;so
-harshly wrinkled that his grey eyebrows
-met across a small chasm of yellow sunken
-flesh,&mdash;he calculated that his own personal
-fortune had accumulated to the colossal
-height of nearly twelve millions sterling.
-He moistened his lips with his tongue, drawing
-that member between his teeth with a
-sharp smacking sound as of satisfactory
-nut cracking.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I think,&#8221;&mdash;he said, half aloud,&mdash;&#8220;I
-think the time is ripe for a Peerage! I can
-spare&mdash;now, let me see!&mdash;yes!&mdash;I can spare
-the money! Twenty thousand pounds to a
-hospital will almost do it! And perhaps
-another twenty thousand in some more
-private quarter, and,&mdash;a little diplomacy!&#8221;
-He sniggered softly and rubbed his hands.
-&#8220;Lord McNason will sound well,&mdash;very
-well! If my son had lived&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_37"></a>[37]</span>Here the heavy frown again made an abyss
-of his brow. He stared into the fire with a
-kind of melancholy sullenness, and began to
-think. His thinking was half involuntary,
-for he was not a man who cared to dwell on
-memories of the past or possibilities of the
-present. Yet, despite himself, he found
-his mind wandering through various byways
-of reminiscence back to the time when
-he was young, with all the world before him,&mdash;when,
-through the crafty instruction of
-an over-moneyed American capitalist he had
-learned by heart that celebrated paraphrase
-of a well-known divine text&mdash;&#8220;&#8216;Do&#8217; others
-as you would not be &#8216;done.&#8217;&#8221; He saw
-himself practically adopting this rule of life
-and conduct with brilliant results. He
-traced the beginning of the great inflow of
-gold which now encrusted him and rolled
-him up as it were in a yellow metallic shroud,
-a singular and separate creature, apart from
-other men. He recalled against his own will
-an incident in his career which he would fain<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_38"></a>[38]</span>
-have forgotten, when at about thirty-seven
-years of age he had won the first affections
-of a sweet and beautiful girl of seventeen
-whom afterwards he had heartlessly jilted,
-for no fault of her own, but merely because
-her father had through sad mischance suddenly
-lost his fortune. Then,&mdash;his mind
-persisting in its abnormal humour of harking
-back like a hunted hare to old covers,&mdash;he
-reviewed the circumstances of his loveless
-marriage with the daughter of a millionaire
-who was at that time half as rich again as
-himself,&mdash;and even now, though she was
-dead, it was not without a sense of angry
-pique and nervous irritation that he remembered
-her utter callousness and indifference
-to his personality,&mdash;her light regard for his
-wealth, which she scattered recklessly on
-every sort of foolish extravagance and dissipation,&mdash;and
-her want of natural care and
-affection for the one child which she gave
-him,&mdash;a promising boy on whom he lavished
-what infinitesimal vestiges of love still<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_39"></a>[39]</span>
-remained in his rapidly fossilizing moral
-composition. He thought of all the anxiety
-and cost which the education of this, his
-sole heir, had entailed upon him,&mdash;anxiety
-which was futile, and cost which was wasted.
-For Death cannot be bribed off by bullion.
-Typhoid fever in its most virulent form had
-snatched away the boy when he was barely
-eleven years old, and though the piles of
-gold still continued to accumulate and ever
-accumulate with the workings of the great
-McNason firm, there was no one to inherit
-the monster millions that came to birth with
-every fresh turn of the business wheel.
-And with his disappointment, Josiah had
-adopted an opposition front towards Deity.
-The &#8220;ways of Providence&#8221; were to him
-subject for the bitterest acrimony; and
-though, as has been said, he went to Church
-regularly on Sundays, and was, indeed,
-exceptionally careful to make a public show
-of himself as a man vitally interested in all
-Church matters, his action in this regard<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_40"></a>[40]</span>
-may be truly represented as having been
-taken on the foundations of unbelief and
-godless mockery. It tickled his particular
-vein of humour to think that all the people
-in the parish where he had his country seat
-thought him a really religious man. It had
-been so easy to get this reputation! A few
-subscriptions to the rector&#8217;s pet charities;
-occasional assistance in taking round the
-collection-plate on Sundays; and a solemn
-demeanour during the sermon, had done it.
-But beneath that solemn demeanour what
-acrid depths of diabolical atheism lurked,
-only the diabolical agencies knew! He had
-worked his way through the world by a
-judicious use of the world&#8217;s follies, obstinacies
-and credulities,&mdash;he had over-reached
-his neighbours by making capital out of
-their confidences,&mdash;and now, as much as
-concerned the world&#8217;s chief god, Cash, he
-was at the top of the tree. True, he was getting
-on for seventy, but in these days when
-&#8220;the microbe of old age&#8221; is on the point of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_41"></a>[41]</span>
-being discovered and exterminated, that was
-nothing. And the toiling engine of his brain
-having shunted its way thus far into the
-Long-Ago on a side line of its own, now
-came rushing swiftly back again into the
-present brilliant terminus of Wealth and
-Power which he had so successfully attained.
-And again the idea of a Peerage commended
-itself to him.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It could easily be managed&mdash;quite
-easily!&#8221; he mused; &#8220;And then&mdash;perhaps&mdash;I
-might marry again&mdash;and marry well!
-Some young woman of aristocratic birth
-and high connections, who wants money.
-There are scores of them to be had for the
-asking!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Just then the clock on the mantelpiece
-struck a sharp ting!-ting!-ting! Josiah
-glanced at its enamelled dial and saw that
-it had chimed the quarter-past eleven. The
-fire was burning beautifully bright and
-clear,&mdash;and the warmth thrown out by the
-glowing coals was grateful to his shrunken<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_42"></a>[42]</span>
-legs, loosely cased in their too ample trousers.
-He decided that he would wait a little
-while longer before retiring to rest. Stretching
-out one hand he touched the button of
-an electric bell within his reach. Almost
-instantaneously his major-domo, the majestic
-Towler, appeared.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Towler!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yessir!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I shall want nothing more to-night.
-You can go to bed.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Very good, sir!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Wake me at seven to-morrow morning.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yessir! To-morrow&#8217;s Christmas Day,
-sir.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, what&#8217;s that to me?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Beg pardon, sir! Thought you might
-like to sleep a little later, sir.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josiah gazed at him grimly.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Sleep a little later! What do you take
-me for, eh? D&#8217;ye think I&#8217;m such a fool and
-sluggard as to want to stay in bed longer on
-Christmas Day than on any other day?<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_43"></a>[43]</span>
-You ought to know me better than that!
-I have plenty of work to do just the same,
-Christmas Day or no Christmas Day, and
-I mean to do it!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Certainly, sir. Yessir. Seven o&#8217;clock,
-sir!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Seven o&#8217;clock, sharp!&#8221; And McNason&#8217;s
-thin lips closed upon the word &#8220;sharp&#8221;
-like the lid of a spring matchbox.</p>
-
-<p>Thereupon Towler backed deferentially
-towards the door.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Good-night, sir. Merry Christmas,
-sir!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>And with this salutation,&mdash;which, offered
-to a person so distinctly removed from
-merriment as was his master, seemed almost
-a satire,&mdash;he disappeared.</p>
-
-<p>McNason, uttering a sound between a
-grunt and a curse, poked the fire again
-viciously, and flung on two logs from a
-wood-basket beside him,&mdash;chumpy resinous
-logs which began to splutter and crackle
-directly the heat touched them, and soon<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_44"></a>[44]</span>
-started flaring flames up the chimney with
-quite a lurid torchlight glow. The storm
-outside had increased in fury,&mdash;and hailstones
-were now mingled with the rain
-which dashed threateningly against the
-windows with every wild circling rush of
-the wind.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Glad I&#8217;m not going to a Christmas Eve
-party!&#8221; thought Josiah, as he listened to
-the hurrying roar of the gale&mdash;&#8220;A great
-many young fools will probably catch their
-deaths of cold to-night,&mdash;a wise dispensation
-of Nature for getting rid of surplus population!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>He stretched each end of his mouth as
-far as it would go, and showed his crooked
-yellow teeth to the fire, this effort being
-his way of laughing. The clock struck half-past
-eleven,&mdash;and scarcely had its final
-chime died away on the air when another
-and unexpected sound startled him. Ring-ting-ting-ting!&mdash;ting-ring-ting-ting-ting!&mdash;Ring-ting-<span class="allsmcap">TING-TING</span>!</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_45"></a>[45]</span>&#8220;Someone at the telephone!&#8221; he said,
-getting out of his comfortable chair, and
-hurrying to that doubtfully useful modern
-instrument, which, if once fixed in a private
-house puts the owner of it at the disposal
-of all his friends and business acquaintances
-who may be inclined to &#8220;call him up&#8221; on
-the most trivial excuses for wasting his
-time&mdash;&#8220;Who wants me at this hour, I
-wonder!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>He soon had his ear to the receiver, and
-a small, shrill and quite unfamiliar voice
-came sharply across the wire.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hello!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hello!&#8221; he rejoined.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hell-oh! McNason! Are you there?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes. I&#8217;m here. Who are you?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s telling!&#8221; And the shrill piping
-accents broke into fragments of falsetto
-laughter that ran vibratingly into McNason&#8217;s
-ear and gave him cold shivers down his
-back&mdash;&#8220;Are you at home?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of course I am! Going to bed.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_46"></a>[46]</span>&#8220;Oh! Don&#8217;t go to bed! Hell-oh!
-McNason, don&#8217;t go to bed! I want you!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Want me? What for?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Again the broken laughter quavered along
-the wire in uncanny snatches.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;On business! Very important! Government
-loan! No delay! Great chance
-for you! Peerage! Christmas Eve! Don&#8217;t
-go to bed!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josiah&#8217;s temper rose. He put his mouth
-to the transmitter and spoke softly, deliberately
-and with concentrated viciousness.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re a humbug! You&#8217;re some fool
-playing with the telephone because it&#8217;s
-Christmas Eve, and you don&#8217;t know what
-else to do with yourself! Probably you&#8217;re
-drunk! I don&#8217;t know you, and I don&#8217;t want
-to know you. Get off my private wire!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh!&#8221; And then came a curious exclamation
-that sounded like &#8220;Hoo-roo!&#8221;
-&#8220;Don&#8217;t say you don&#8217;t want to know me!
-You&#8217;ve got to know me! I&#8217;m coming to
-you now! Be with you directly!&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_47"></a>[47]</span>Josiah began to feel desperate.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hello!&#8221; he called.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hell-oh!&#8221; was the prompt response.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s your name?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Tell you when I see you! Hand you
-my card!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hello! Can you hear what I say?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;As plain as a penny whistle!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well then, whoever you are, please
-understand that it&#8217;s no use your coming all
-the way here to see me to-night. It&#8217;s too
-late! This place is twenty miles from town
-and there are no trains. The house is shut
-up, and I&#8217;m going to bed. Your business
-must wait till to-morrow!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;To-morrow is Christmas Day!&#8221; replied
-the shrill voice; &#8220;To-morrow will be
-here in half-an-hour! But I shall be
-with you before then! My business won&#8217;t
-wait! It can&#8217;t! Don&#8217;t worry about
-getting supper for me,&mdash;I never take any!
-Ta!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Utterly mystified, McNason fell back<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_48"></a>[48]</span>
-from the telephone affected by that strange
-and disagreeable sensation commonly called
-&#8220;nerves.&#8221; He was not, constitutionally,
-a nervous man,&mdash;his mental and moral
-fibres were exceptionally tough and sinewy,
-and though he was distinctly snarley and
-irritable on the rare occasions when he
-could not altogether get his own way, his
-temperament was neither &#8220;highly strung&#8221;
-nor over-sensitive. Nevertheless, he was
-just now conscious of a vague uneasiness,&mdash;the
-sort of physical discomfort which usually
-precedes a severe chill.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve caught cold in the motor,&mdash;that&#8217;s
-what it is,&#8221;&mdash;he said, with a slight shudder,
-&#8220;Such a beastly night as this is enough
-to freeze a man&#8217;s blood! And I&#8217;m not so
-young as I was&#8221;&mdash;here the ugly frown
-deepened on his brow&mdash;&#8220;not so young&mdash;no!&mdash;but
-young enough&mdash;young enough!
-I&#8217;ll get into the blankets as quickly as
-possible.&#8221; He glanced furtively at the
-telephone. &#8220;Some impudent idiot has been<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_49"></a>[49]</span>
-tampering with my wire, that&#8217;s pretty
-certain! I&#8217;ll find out who it is to-morrow!
-And I&#8217;ll make him pay for his fooling!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>He turned his eyes towards the fire. It
-was brighter than ever. Slowly returning
-to the deep easy chair placed so cosily
-opposite the sparkling flames, he sat down
-again.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll get myself thoroughly warmed
-through before going to bed,&#8221;&mdash;he decided,
-spreading out his hands to the red glow&mdash;&#8220;I&#8217;m
-actually shivering! There must be
-snow in the air as well as rain!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>His teeth chattered, and though the blaze
-from the fire was already so strong and
-vivid, he used the poker again to break
-asunder a half-consumed lump of coal,
-which on being split emitted a leaping
-tongue of gaseous blue flame.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s better!&#8221; he remarked approvingly,
-half aloud, &#8220;That looks cheerful!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;So it does!&#8221; said a shrill voice at his
-ear,&mdash;the same voice precisely that had just<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_50"></a>[50]</span>
-called to him along his &#8220;private wire&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;Quite
-cheerful! And Christmassy! As
-cheerful and Christmassy as yourself,
-McNason!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>With a violent start Josiah looked sharply
-round&mdash;and looking, uttered an involuntary
-cry of terror. On the cushioned arm of his
-elbow-chair sat, or rather squatted, an
-Object&mdash;a Creature&mdash;a kind of nondescript
-semi-human thing such as drunkards might
-possibly see in delirious dreams. It was
-small as regarded its Head, but large as
-regarded its Paunch. It had tiny legs, thin
-as a chicken&#8217;s wish-bone. It had long
-spidery arms with which it reached down
-and embraced its turned-up toes. At a first
-glance it appeared to have a smooth doll-like
-countenance, but with the least movement
-such a variety of odd expressions
-came into play as to make each feature
-seem a different face. Its eyes were large,
-and abnormally brilliant. Its hair, jet
-black and very oily, was rolled back from<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_51"></a>[51]</span>
-its narrow brows in the &#8220;all-round frame&#8221;
-style of the present-day coiffeur&#8217;s art, while
-on the top of this inverted nest, or soup
-plate, it wore a conical red cap adorned at
-the extreme point with a glittering fiery
-tassel. Its attire&mdash;or rather that part of
-its body which seemed to be clothed&mdash;was
-red; its attenuated arms and legs were
-naked, yellow, and extremely hairy. It was
-more like an unpleasantly huge spider with
-a human head than anything else, and
-though small enough to curl itself up on
-the arm of an easy chair, it was yet large
-enough to create fear and repulsion in the
-mind of even so important and powerful
-a personage as a multi-millionaire. Josiah
-McNason was distinctly afraid of it. And
-that he was so, is no discredit to him. He
-had never seen anything like it before.
-And he had no particular wish to see anything
-like it again. Yet he could not take
-his eyes off it. Its eyes were fixed on him
-with equal pertinacity. With a mighty<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_52"></a>[52]</span>
-effort at rallying his wits he stealthily
-sought for the poker,&mdash;if he could get hold
-of that useful instrument with his right
-hand, he thought, and give that queer
-Shape squatting so close at his left a heavy
-<span class="allsmcap">WHACK</span>!&mdash;why then it would surely break
-to pieces,&mdash;crumble&mdash;smash&mdash;disappear&mdash;!</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Cheerful and Christmassy like yourself,
-McNason!&#8221; repeated the Creature, at this
-juncture&mdash;&#8220;Don&#8217;t try hitting me with the
-poker, that&#8217;s a good fellow! You&#8217;ll hurt
-yourself if you do!&mdash;you really will! A
-blow on this&#8221;&mdash;and it touched its protuberant
-Paunch significantly&mdash;&#8220;would send you,&mdash;not
-<span class="allsmcap">ME</span>!&mdash;into the middle of Next-World&#8217;s
-week! And you&#8217;re not ready for Next-World&#8217;s
-Week yet, McNason! There are
-a few little business matters concerning it
-which you don&#8217;t quite understand! Live
-and learn, you know! And how <i>are</i> you?
-You&#8217;re looking a bit lantern-jawed,&mdash;not
-very well preserved! I&#8217;ve seen finer men
-than you at your age!&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_53"></a>[53]</span>A cold perspiration broke out all over
-Josiah&#8217;s body as he found himself mysteriously
-compelled to meet the dreadfully
-glittering round eyes of the uncanny Object
-that discoursed with him thus familiarly.
-Faintly he managed to stammer forth&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Who the &mdash;&mdash; are you?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You were going to say &#8216;Who the Devil
-are you&#8217;&mdash;and why didn&#8217;t you?&#8221;&mdash;retorted
-the Creature, rapidly untwisting one hairy
-arm from the embrace of one hairy leg and
-diving into its red body-covering, from which
-it produced a small card on which certain
-letters danced and flickered like tiny dots
-of flame&mdash;&#8220;Who the Devil am I? Here,
-the Devil, is my card! Promised you, the
-Devil, I would hand it to you, and so, the
-Devil, I do! Name&#8217;s quite easy, you&#8217;ll
-find!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>With shaking fingers McNason gingerly
-accepted the card held out to him by the
-unpleasant looking claw which served his
-visitor for a hand, and with great difficulty,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_54"></a>[54]</span>
-owing to the constant jumping up and down
-of the inscribed characters, read:</p>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Professor Goblin</span>,<br />
-<span class="gap2">Hell&#8217;s United Empire Club.</span></p>
-
-<p>McNason&#8217;s fingers shook more violently
-than ever, and he hastily dropped the card,
-which as it fell, curled up like a firework bag
-in a Christmas cracker, emitted a clear blue
-spark of light, and vanished into space.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;The title of &#8216;Professor&#8217; isn&#8217;t really
-mine,&#8221;&mdash;explained the Creature, blinking at
-him with its owl-like orbs&mdash;&#8220;I took it.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Sinking back in his chair, Josiah covered
-his eyes with one hand and groaned. He
-must be very ill, he thought!&mdash;he must be
-sickening for some fatal malady! His brain
-was going!&mdash;and this terrible visitation&mdash;this
-hallucination of his senses, was the sign
-and effect of a mental disorder which had
-come on suddenly and was rapidly growing
-worse! How long&mdash;how long would it
-last!</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_55"></a>[55]</span>&#8220;Lots of fellows do it,&#8221;&mdash;observed the
-Goblin, after a brief pause.</p>
-
-<p>Some compelling influence forced the
-panic-stricken millionaire to speak&mdash;to reply&mdash;in
-fact to keep up conversation, whether
-he liked it or not.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Lots of fellows do what?&#8221; he murmured
-feebly, still holding one hand over his eyes.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Call themselves Professors when they&#8217;re
-not,&#8221;&mdash;said the Goblin.</p>
-
-<p>Here ensued a moment&#8217;s intense stillness.
-Even the noise of the storm outside had, for
-that short interval ceased,&mdash;the fire burned
-silently,&mdash;and not a breath stirred the air.
-Only the glowing tassel on &#8220;Professor&#8221;
-Goblin&#8217;s cap waved to and fro as though
-moved by an unfelt wind.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;When I rang you up on the telephone
-just now,&#8221;&mdash;resumed the Goblin&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>But at this McNason jumped in his chair
-and uncovered his eyes.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;<i>You</i> rang me up?&mdash;you&mdash;you&mdash;!&#8221; he
-stammered.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_56"></a>[56]</span>&#8220;Yes&mdash;I! Who did you think it was,
-eh? Your &#8216;private wire&#8217;? Oh, Beelzebub!
-Nothing&#8217;s &#8216;private&#8217; to me! I should
-ring up the Prime Minister out of his bed if
-I happened to want him!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>McNason felt the muscles of his back
-stiffening in horror.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You would?&mdash;you would&mdash;&mdash;?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Certainly! I often use telephones!
-Capital things! They have to do with the
-currents of the air, you know!&mdash;and other
-folks work on currents of the air besides
-Humans! Humans aren&#8217;t the only people
-in the universe! Don&#8217;t look so scared,
-McNason!&mdash;I won&#8217;t hurt you! As I remarked
-before, when I rang you up just
-now, I wondered what title I should take to
-ingratiate myself with you. You like titles,
-I know!&mdash;you&#8217;ve been thinking of a Peerage
-for yourself&mdash;quite right too! Get all you
-can, McNason!&mdash;get all you can that
-money will buy! But as I never deal in
-Honours now, I couldn&#8217;t pass myself off as a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_57"></a>[57]</span>
-Duke or an Earl. The man that sells these
-things is more in your line than mine. And
-I gave up brewing beer and running &#8216;party&#8217;
-newspapers long ago, so I could hardly be a
-Lord. Besides Lords are getting so common&mdash;frightfully
-common, McNason! In fact
-Lords are becoming Commons! Oh, Beelzebub!
-Excuse the joke! And as for being
-a &#8216;Sir&#8217;&mdash;oh, hoo-roo, hoo-roo!&#8221; And the
-Goblin, untwisting itself, beat its large
-paunch slowly in the fashion of a drum,
-evoking a dreary hollow sound which almost
-made McNason cry&mdash;&#8220;Only a provincial
-Mayor would accept it nowadays! I half
-thought I&#8217;d say I was a Colonel or a General,&mdash;but
-then you&#8217;d have taken me for an
-American,&mdash;and I wouldn&#8217;t be an American
-Bounder for twenty Next-Worlds! Then
-I decided I would be &#8216;Professor.&#8217; &#8216;Professor&#8217;
-struck me as being quite the proper
-thing;&mdash;nice-sounding, wise and imposing!&mdash;and
-anyone can call himself a Professor&mdash;even
-a palmist who robs poor silly dupes<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_58"></a>[58]</span>
-of money for telling their fortunes which
-neither he nor anybody knows! Hoo-roo!
-Hoo-roo! What humbugs there are in the
-world, McNason! <i>You</i> know that! You&#8217;re
-one!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not!&#8221; said Josiah, indignantly,
-aroused to sudden defiance. &#8220;How dare
-you say I am!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;How dare I!&mdash;How dare I!&#8221; crooned
-the Goblin, clasping its legs again and rocking
-itself to and fro&mdash;&#8220;Oh, Beelzebub!
-How high and mighty we are! I dare do
-anything, McNason! Anything! I&#8217;ll skin
-your soul!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josiah gave a smothered cry of terror.
-Such eyes as were now bent upon him were
-like nothing in the world except railway
-signal lamps with the light in them very
-much intensified and enlarged.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll skin your soul!&#8221; repeated the
-Goblin, severely&mdash;&#8220;And you won&#8217;t like the
-process. Do you know what the process
-is called, McNason? No? Then I&#8217;ll tell<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_59"></a>[59]</span>
-you! It&#8217;s a blistering, flaying, scorching,
-boiling, steaming, tearing, crunching, blasting,
-stripping&mdash;(don&#8217;t groan like that,
-McNason!)&mdash;stabbing, cutting, piercing
-process called Truth! It will rip off all the
-lies in which you are so comfortably wadded,
-as lightning rips off the bark from a tree!
-And it will show you to be exactly what
-I say&mdash;a Humbug! A pious Fraud, McNason!
-A rich man who does no good
-with his money! A hard man who grinds
-down poor lives into ill-gotten gold! A
-cruel, avaricious, grasping, selfish man!
-And yet you go to Church every Sunday
-and pretend that you&#8217;re a Christian!
-Oh, hoo-roo! Uncharitable, mean, narrow-minded
-and hypocritical, you are anything
-but a good man, McNason!&mdash;and I&#8217;ve come
-to tell you so!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Gathering up his courage under this
-volley of abuse McNason turned round in
-his chair and deliberately faced his accuser.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re a Bad Dream!&#8221; he said slowly<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_60"></a>[60]</span>&mdash;&#8220;You&#8217;re
-the result of Cold and Indigestion!
-You&#8217;re&mdash;you&#8217;re Nothing! But if
-you were Anything, I should tell you you
-are an impudent scoundrel and liar! I
-should tell you to get out of this room
-before you are kicked out! But you are
-only an Illusion!&mdash;a horrible, horrible
-Fancy!&mdash;and&mdash;and you&#8217;ll Go!&mdash;presently!&mdash;in
-a little while&mdash;when I am better&mdash;when
-my brain recovers itself&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Here he broke off, appalled at the indescribably
-hideous grimace with which his
-unpleasant companion favoured him.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Your brain!&#8221; echoed the Goblin.
-&#8220;<i>Your</i> brain indeed! Pooh! When you
-are better! Hoo-roo! You never will be
-better&mdash;never&mdash;not unless <i>I</i> doctor you!
-I must sk&mdash;k&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, no!&#8221; cried Josiah, seized by a
-paroxysm of fear&mdash;&#8220;Don&#8217;t skin me! Anything
-but that! Don&#8217;t,&#8221;&mdash;and his teeth
-clattered together&mdash;&#8220;don&#8217;t ski&mdash;i&mdash;in
-me!&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_61"></a>[61]</span>&#8220;Professor&#8221; Goblin relaxed its writhing
-features and smoothed them into a kind of
-wise impassibility such as is seen on the
-physiognomy of a Chinese idol.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Now answer me, McNason,&#8221; it said,
-impressively&mdash;&#8220;Do you mean to say that
-you consider yourself a good man?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josiah looked at his inquisitor with one
-eye askew.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;As good as any man,&#8221;&mdash;he muttered&mdash;&#8220;And
-better than most!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, hoo-roo!&#8221; and the dismal cry was
-like a hundred owls hooting in chorus&mdash;&#8220;Hoo-roo!&mdash;hoo-roo!
-How these conceited
-mortals deceive themselves!&#8221; Here
-it patted its paunch echoingly. &#8220;As good
-as any man, are you, McNason?&mdash;and
-better than most! Now what have you
-done in order to get such a very excellent
-opinion of yourself, eh?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>McNason hesitated. Then the recollection
-of his vast wealth, and of his wide-reaching
-business influence flashed across<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_62"></a>[62]</span>
-his mind and filled him with a sudden
-spirit of self-assertiveness.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve done a good deal in my time,&#8221;&mdash;he
-said, boldly&mdash;&#8220;For one thing, I&#8217;ve
-made my own way in the world!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah! And without assistance?&#8221; queried
-the Goblin&mdash;&#8220;Without trampling any poor
-person down? Without &#8216;sweating&#8217; labour?
-Without cheating anybody less &#8216;sharp&#8217;
-than yourself?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>McNason was silent.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You <i>haven&#8217;t</i> made your own way in
-the world!&#8221;&mdash;went on the Goblin relentlessly&mdash;&#8220;The
-men who have worked for
-you have made it! And you&#8217;ve screwed
-their lives down, McNason!&mdash;screwed them
-down hard and fast to pittance wages in
-order to wrest every penny you could for
-yourself out of their labour! And you&#8217;ve
-made a pile of money! Too big a pile by
-far, McNason! No man in the world makes
-such a pile without having wronged his
-fellow-men in some way or other! He has<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_63"></a>[63]</span>
-tried to tip the balance of justice falsely&mdash;but
-there&#8217;s one thing about that balance,
-McNason&mdash;it always rights itself! When a
-man is too rich&mdash;when a man has gotten
-his money through close-fistedness, harshness
-and avarice, then <span class="allsmcap">WE</span> come in! We
-of Hell&#8217;s United Empire Club! We give
-a bloated millionaire fits, I can tell you!
-When he has got enough gold to gorge
-himself with expensive food and wine every
-day in the week if he likes, we take away
-his digestion! That&#8217;s capital fun! We
-take away his digestion, and the doctors
-come and limit him to milk and soda!
-Oh, hoo-roo!&#8221; And the Goblin doubled
-itself up in a writhing tangle of delight,&mdash;&#8220;And
-when he marries for Money <i>only</i> and
-gets an heir to Money <i>only</i>, we take away
-the heir! And then by and bye he finds
-he can neither eat nor sleep, and that his
-Money isn&#8217;t such a valuable commodity as
-he thought it was, not even though it <i>can</i>
-buy a Peerage! And when he is harsh<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_64"></a>[64]</span>
-and unkind and uncharitable, we sk&mdash;k&mdash;in
-his soul!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m <i>not</i> uncharitable!&#8221; cried Josiah,
-goaded almost to frenzy by the darting
-menace of the terrible eyes that glared
-fixedly into his own&mdash;&#8220;Not even YOU can
-say that! I&#8217;ve given hundreds and hundreds
-of pounds away in charity&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;On subscription lists&mdash;yes! I know
-you have!&#8221; and &#8220;Professor&#8221; Goblin
-nodded sagaciously&mdash;&#8220;I&#8217;ve seen your name
-writ large along with the names of a lot
-of other bounders who want the world to
-see how much they&#8217;ve given to a hospital!
-But that&#8217;s not charity!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not charity!&#8221; echoed Josiah. &#8220;Then
-what is charity?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Shall I tell you?&#8221; said the Goblin.
-&#8220;You&#8217;ve heard, but you&#8217;ve forgotten!&#8221;
-And it repeated in a low, almost gentle
-voice&mdash;&#8220;&#8216;Charity suffereth long and is
-kind, charity envieth not; charity vaunteth
-not itself, is not puffed up, Doth not<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_65"></a>[65]</span>
-behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own,
-is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil;
-Rejoiceth not in iniquity but rejoiceth in
-the truth; Beareth all things, believeth
-all things, hopeth all things, endureth all
-things.&#8217; That&#8217;s as unlike <i>your</i> charity,
-McNason, as Heaven is unlike Hell!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Any devil can quote Scripture!&#8221; said
-McNason, contemptuously&mdash;&#8220;I hear all that
-in Church!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You hear, but you don&#8217;t listen,&#8221;&mdash;said
-the Goblin&mdash;&#8220;You go to Church every
-Sunday?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I do! My clergyman relies very much
-on my assistance.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Does he now?&#8221; and the Goblin put
-its head questioningly on one side&mdash;&#8220;Financial
-assistance, of course?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>McNason gave a short laugh.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s the only kind of assistance he
-ever asks for!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Good man!&#8221; said the Goblin, thoughtfully&mdash;&#8220;And
-you help him?&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_66"></a>[66]</span>&#8220;Very considerably.&#8221; Here McNason
-drew himself up stiffly with an air of importance&mdash;&#8220;I&#8217;m
-a Churchwarden.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>At this &#8220;Professor&#8221; Goblin uttered a
-frightful yell.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hoo-roo, hoo-roo, <span class="allsmcap">HOO-ROO</span>!&#8221; it cried,
-&#8220;The dear old days! The sweet familiar
-word!&#8221; And springing suddenly into the air,
-it turned a rapid somersault and came gravely
-squatting down again&mdash;&#8220;Oh, Beelzebub,
-McNason! I was once a Churchwarden!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josiah trembled in every limb, and his
-tongue clove to the roof of his mouth in
-sheer panic. The alarming abruptness of
-his unwelcome visitor&#8217;s movements almost
-paralysed him with terror. Somehow he
-had thought the Creature might be a kind
-of fixture to the arm of his chair,&mdash;an
-hallucination of his eye and brain which
-was likely perhaps to stay in one position,&mdash;but
-its eldritch screech and somersault
-upset his logic altogether and turned him
-sick and dizzy.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_67"></a>[67]</span>&#8220;I was once a Churchwarden!&#8221; said
-the Goblin, beginning to emit a spluttering
-laugh from a grimacing mouth&mdash;&#8220;Oh, hoo-roo!
-And I looked <i>so</i> respectable! Tell
-me, McNason!&mdash;do you wear a top-hat
-on Sundays?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The shuddering millionaire bent his head
-feebly in assent.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;So did I! So did I!&#8221; And the
-Goblin clasped its toes and hugged itself
-in a kind of ecstasy&mdash;&#8220;And a black frock-coat!
-So nicely brushed! So well-fitting!
-I had a figure in those days, McNason!
-And I walked into Church with brightly
-polished boots, creaking just a little to
-show they weren&#8217;t paid for&mdash;because it
-isn&#8217;t &#8216;gentlemanly&#8217; to pay for what you
-wear right down on the nail, you know!&mdash;and
-I bent my back before all the people
-and breathed good little prayers into the
-crown of my top-hat, just where I could
-see the name of the hatter printed in gold
-on the silk lining! I did! Oh, they were<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_68"></a>[68]</span>
-happy days! Happy humbug days! Gone,
-gone, gone! I shall never be a Churchwarden
-any more!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Here, unravelling its contorted body, it
-put its clawlike hands up to its face and
-began to weep.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, hoo-roo!&#8221; it blubbered&mdash;&#8220;When
-I was a Churchwarden people were all so
-respectful to me! I had a country seat&mdash;such
-as you have, McNason!&mdash;and a whole
-parish bowed down to me! Think of
-that! Farmers doffed their caps, and
-farmers&#8217; wives curtsied to me! The clergyman
-spoke of me as his &#8216;high-minded and
-generous neighbour!&#8217; Oh, hoo-roo! I was
-so proud of myself!&mdash;as proud as a Scotch
-landlord!&mdash;and nothing&#8217;s prouder than
-that! Hoo-roo! Hoo-roo! Those happy
-humbug days! I gave myself such airs!&mdash;such
-touch-me-not airs, McNason! I
-might have been an up-to-date Highland
-chief in a kilt, my airs were so superior!
-You know what an up-to-date Highland<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_69"></a>[69]</span>
-chief is, McNason?&mdash;a man who lets his
-&#8216;dear native home,&#8217; and his &#8216;beloved&#8217;
-moors and forests for all he can get, and
-lives a gay life in London on the profits!
-A proud and pompous creature, McNason!&mdash;and
-I was just such a one! I was really!
-Talk of patriotism and love of country!
-I had it all!&mdash;I was as parochial as a town
-clerk! I had such a grand manner!&mdash;so
-stand-offish! And now&mdash;and now&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;
-Here it beat a dreary tattoo on its expressive
-Paunch&mdash;&#8220;Oh, hoo-roo!&mdash;I shall never
-be a Churchwarden any more!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>A clammy perspiration bedewed Josiah&#8217;s
-brow. That hollow drumming sound was
-dreadful!&mdash;if the horrible Creature would
-only stop it!&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t do that!&#8221;&mdash;he muttered, feebly,
-&#8220;I&mdash;I can&#8217;t bear it!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Can&#8217;t bear what?&#8221; demanded the
-Goblin, quite briskly.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;That sound you make on&mdash;on&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;On my Tum-Tum? Oh, Beelzebub!<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_70"></a>[70]</span>
-You oughtn&#8217;t to mind that! Tum-Tums
-are what all you men live for nowadays!
-One of your dramatists has made a play
-out of a Tum-Tum. Poor old Shakespeare!
-He was never as clever as that! I always
-lived for my Tum-Tum&mdash;and of course it&#8217;s
-now the largest part of me. I have to tell
-it everything,&mdash;and when I beat it, it
-knows what I mean!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josiah huddled himself back into the
-depths of his easy chair and closed his
-eyes,&mdash;if he could only swoon away, he
-thought!&mdash;if he could but lose his sight
-and hearing in a merciful unconsciousness!&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>A low snarling murmur, breathing through
-the casements, under the door, and down
-the chimney, now gave warning of the
-fresh and fiercer rising of the wind, and
-presently down it swooped with a terrific
-battery of hail, and such a scream and
-uproar of rage as is seldom heard save in
-tropical forests, when huge trees fall crashing
-under the blow of a storm, and torrents<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_71"></a>[71]</span>
-hurl themselves headlong from the summits
-of the mountains sweeping tons of granite
-with them like straws into the valley below.
-At that instant the clock began striking
-Midnight. One!&mdash;Two!&mdash;Three!&mdash;Four!&mdash;Five!&mdash;and
-to McNason&#8217;s horror the
-Goblin suddenly sprang upright. If it had
-looked uncanny before, it looked a thousand
-times more uncanny now. Poised on the
-arm of the chair its lean toes and legs
-began to stretch,&mdash;its body to lengthen,&mdash;taller
-and taller it grew, its Paunch showing
-as prominently and roundly as a full moon
-on a winter&#8217;s night,&mdash;its head with its oily
-hair, conical cap and tassel seemed to be
-rising steadily into the ceiling, and Josiah,
-clenching his hands convulsively, watched
-the process in fearful fascination,&mdash;was this
-the way the awful hallucination would
-vanish? Was it going?&mdash;would the horrible
-Nightmare elongate itself gradually
-into fine lines, and, mingling with the
-atmosphere, disappear altogether?</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_72"></a>[72]</span>Six!&mdash;Seven!&mdash;Eight! The gale rampaged
-violently outside and shrieked like a
-drunken fury, battering at the casements
-as though meaning to break them in. Nine!&mdash;Ten!&mdash;Eleven!&mdash;and
-lo!&mdash;the Goblin all
-at once pounced down from the height to
-which it had ascended, and laid its detestable
-claw on the shuddering McNason&#8217;s shirt-front!
-Twelve! With a wild whistling
-yell, the storm burst open the long latticed
-windows at last, throwing them back with
-a savage <span class="allsmcap">BANG</span>!&mdash;blowing aside the splendid
-damask curtains as though they were rags,
-and admitting a gust of bitter cold sleet and
-snow, while clear on the rushing blast came
-the sound of bells! Ding&mdash;dong!&mdash;ding!&mdash;dong!
-Do re mi&mdash;<span class="allsmcap">FA</span>!&mdash;Sol la&mdash;si&mdash;<span class="allsmcap">DO</span>!
-The rhythmic beat and liquid warble of rich
-tones melted into the wind and rain like a
-kind familiar voice arguing with angry children,&mdash;but
-Josiah McNason, half dead with
-fear at the sight of the hairy claw on his shirt-front
-and the knowledge that the red<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_73"></a>[73]</span>
-moon-like Paunch of the Goblin was almost
-touching his own shrunken one, heard
-nothing save the howling of the furious gale,
-and wondered how long this inexplicable
-torture of his body and brain would last!</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Christmas Day!&#8221; cried the Goblin,&mdash;&#8220;It&#8217;s
-Christmas Day, McNason! Hark to
-the bells! How they swing! How they
-ring! Come to church, McNason! It&#8217;s
-time! Come along!&#8221; And the round eyes
-glowed like balls of flame&mdash;&#8220;Come to
-Church! Come and sing &#8216;While Shepherds!&#8217;
-You&#8217;re a Churchwarden, you know! Come
-along&mdash;come!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not now&mdash;not now!&#8221; gasped the terrified
-Josiah, seeing that the Goblin was
-spreading out its long lean arms as though
-to envelop him in its embrace&mdash;&#8220;It&#8217;s not
-time!&mdash;it&#8217;s the middle of the night!&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, no!&mdash;it&#8217;s Christmas Day!&#8221; reiterated
-the Goblin; &#8220;Come to Church,
-McNason! Come and hear my friend the
-Reverend Mr. Firebrand hold forth on the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_74"></a>[74]</span>
-vanity of riches! Come in the spirit of One
-Timothy Two! That&#8217;s a text! &#8216;Grace,
-mercy, peace!&#8217; Come along, McNason!
-All are welcome where <i>we</i> are going!
-Hark! How the bells ring! One Timothy
-Two! One Timothy Two! Come and &#8216;sit
-under&#8217; good Mr. Firebrand! Come!&mdash;come!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>And with a terrible downward clutch,
-the Goblin caught hold of McNason by the
-coat-collar.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Mercy&mdash;&mdash;mercy!&#8221; cried the wretched
-man&mdash;&#8220;Help!&mdash;Help!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Help!&mdash;help!&#8221; shouted the Goblin,
-derisively&mdash;&#8220;One Timothy Two! Come
-along, McNason! Come along!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Catching up Josiah as easily as though
-he were a wooden mannikin, the Goblin
-unfurled a pair of bat-like wings and rose
-aloft in air.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Here we go!&#8221; it yelled&mdash;&#8220;Up we go,
-and down we go! Off to Church! <span class="smcap">Me</span> and
-the Churchwarden! Oh, hoo-roo, hoo-roo!<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_75"></a>[75]</span>
-Christmas Day and Christmas Bells, and a
-jolly Christmas altogether! One Timothy
-Two! Off we go!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>And with the rush and roar of the wind,
-the Goblin carrying the world-renowned
-millionaire as a bird of prey might carry a
-rabbit or a weasel, soared out on a wave of
-mingled sleet and snow into the stormy
-night!</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>What happened to him in that wild supernatural
-scurry through the air Josiah
-McNason never knew. He lived and was
-conscious,&mdash;conscious of being borne along
-at a furious rate not knowing whither,&mdash;conscious
-of the freezing cold,&mdash;the rain,
-the wind, that tossed him and his unearthly
-companion about like dead leaves on its
-angry breath with a &#8220;Hoo-roo!&#8221; louder
-than the cry peculiar to the Goblin itself,&mdash;conscious
-above all of the bells! O the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_76"></a>[76]</span>
-Bells! How they trilled and trolled out
-their Christmas melody!&mdash;how they seemed
-to tumble one over the other in their haste
-to proclaim &#8220;Peace and Goodwill!&#8221;&mdash;how
-their metal throats palpitated and throbbed
-with the angelic message!&mdash;angelic still,&mdash;angelic
-always!&mdash;even though some mortals
-nowadays are so miserably-minded as to
-doubt its truth and sweetness! The Bells
-rang everywhere!&mdash;loudly to the scudding
-clouds,&mdash;softly to the darkened earth,&mdash;whisperingly
-among the chill showers of
-sleet and snow, and with an echoing clang
-like musical thunder above and around the
-shadowy drifting form of the Goblin as it
-flew along, gripping the quivering Josiah
-as a cat might grip a mouse, or an eagle a
-new-born lamb. All at once the rattle and
-rush of the warring elements rolled off in a
-pause of quietude, letting the Bells have it
-all their own way,&mdash;and&mdash;suddenly descending
-with lightning-like rapidity by sheer
-force of the Goblin&#8217;s imperative downward<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_77"></a>[77]</span>
-pressure, Josiah found himself standing on
-his feet in the middle of a vast building
-which looked like a Church, though there
-was no sacred emblem of religion to be seen
-anywhere in it save the Pulpit. The Pulpit
-stood out with singular obtrusiveness, for
-it was green,&mdash;a livid, wicked green like the
-glare of a serpent&#8217;s eye. Panels of white
-appeared to be inserted round it, but these
-could not be plainly discerned, at once.
-The green hue was its chief note of attraction,
-and McNason&#8217;s eyes fastened themselves
-upon this with a pertinacity surely inspired
-by some other influence than his own.
-Breathless, shivering and exhausted as he
-was, there was something about that Green
-Pulpit which, wholly against his will, compelled
-his attention,&mdash;and as he looked, he
-heard a sudden confused murmur of voices
-which, beginning softly at first, grew louder
-and louder till it rose into a perfect pandemonium
-of howling! The unhappy millionaire
-trembled. What new and nameless<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_78"></a>[78]</span>
-horror was there yet in store for him?
-Involuntarily he turned to look for the
-Goblin,&mdash;even <i>that</i> uncanny Presence seemed
-kinder and more friendly than such a dreadful
-uproar of unknown tongues! And he
-was actually glad to see it still standing beside
-him, its round eyes sparkling with a
-strange light of mingled mirth and malice.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, McNason, how do you feel after
-your airship voyage?&#8221; it inquired&mdash;&#8220;A
-bit air-sick?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Here the howling voices grew fiercer and
-more shrill,&mdash;and yet the alarmed Josiah
-could see nothing. He felt desperately
-inclined to take hold of the Goblin&#8217;s claw
-for protection.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What&mdash;what&#8217;s that?&#8221; he stammered.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Only Church!&#8221; replied the Goblin&mdash;&#8220;Firebrand
-is a strong preacher! He
-&#8216;draws&#8217; like a magnet&mdash;or a dentist.
-There&#8217;s always a crowded congregation to
-hear him.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Church!&mdash;a strong preacher!&mdash;a crowded<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_79"></a>[79]</span>
-congregation! McNason stared and stared,
-seeing nothing but the Green Pulpit and
-empty space, till all at once the Goblin took
-off its conical cap and with the tasselled
-point of that headgear touched his eyes.
-Then&mdash;then&mdash;oh, then! But who can describe
-that &#8220;then&#8221;! Who in mere words
-can picture the amazing scene disclosed of
-which he, Josiah McNason, was a part, and
-to which he seemed to be the only human
-witness! All round him, in front of him
-and behind him were Goblins,&mdash;Goblins
-big, Goblins little, Goblins fat, Goblins lean,
-Goblins straight, Goblins crooked&mdash;Goblins
-of every imaginable size and shape&mdash;Goblins
-of every possible distortion or monstrosity
-that ever appeared on the pages of a child&#8217;s
-fairy book, were here in their scores, and all
-attired in the queerest motley. Some wore
-women&#8217;s enormous hats trimmed with fantastic
-bows of ribbon and big waggling
-plumes,&mdash;others had coloured caps like those
-which are put into very cheap Christmas<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_80"></a>[80]</span>
-crackers,&mdash;some were decked out with flashy
-tiaras and crowns that looked as if they were
-cut out of tin-foil,&mdash;others again had their
-strange sticky hair dressed as high as surely
-an hair, sticky or otherwise, could go, and
-surmounted with fantastic wreaths and
-garlands of bright coloured flowers apparently
-made of paper, under which they
-minced and grinned like female gymnasts at
-a rough country fair,&mdash;and all of them were
-jostling, pushing, squeezing, and crowding
-together, each one taking a seemingly mischievous
-delight in trying to elbow its neighbour
-out of place. It was a fearsome sight!&mdash;and
-still more fearsome did it become
-when a great ball of fire suddenly bounced
-down from Nowhere and burst with a loud
-report at the foot of the Green Pulpit,
-where, spreading out a peacock&#8217;s tail of
-vivid flame, it lit up the wicked livid colour
-of that edifice with blinding brilliancy.
-Josiah McNason&#8217;s soul froze within him.
-He was dead, he thought!&mdash;he must be dead!</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_81"></a>[81]</span>In a swooning access of speechless terror
-he clung to the Goblin, and was in a vague
-way comforted when it tucked its hairy
-arm through his and leered at him quite
-amicably.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t be nervous, McNason!&#8221; it said,
-&#8220;It&#8217;s all right! Firebrand always likes
-the electricity turned on when he preaches!
-He&#8217;s the &#8216;star&#8217; actor of the piece, you see,&mdash;the
-light must show him up more than
-anyone else. There he is!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josiah gazed at the Green Pulpit in
-quaking awe and aversion as a black figure
-suddenly sprang up in it like a jack-in-the-box,&mdash;a
-tall, lanky, clothes-prop sort of
-shape, with a head like a large mop, from
-which the hair, of a fiery red, hung down
-in disordered tangles. This Goblin&#8217;s best
-feature consisted in its attire, which was
-of a double-dyed inkiness, with a wonderfully
-smooth and silky &#8216;shine&#8217; upon it, suggestive
-of black-lead. It was an unfortunate costume,
-however, so far as concerned its<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_82"></a>[82]</span>
-becomingness to the face of its wearer,&mdash;a
-face white as a bleached bone, with
-prominent eyes which appeared to goggle
-out of their cavernous sockets like pebbles
-rolling each on the edge of a hole,&mdash;and the
-sable clothing of the creature only intensified
-the awful pallor of its countenance, and
-brought out its worst points into the
-strongest possible relief. McNason had
-barely time to notice these details, which
-seemed to be insistently forced upon his
-attention, when his ears were again assailed
-by renewed howling and screeching, accompanied
-by a tremendous sound of drums,
-as if all the drummers that were ever born
-were drumming their way through the
-world. Every Goblin had a protuberant
-paunch,&mdash;and as &#8220;the Reverend Mr. Firebrand&#8221;
-arose in the pulpit they all started
-together beating a prolonged tattoo upon
-these appendages to their otherwise skeleton
-forms. And ever over the frightful noise
-rang the Bells!&mdash;always the Bells!&mdash;the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_83"></a>[83]</span>
-Bells of Christmas,&mdash;the Bells of peace and
-goodwill! Do, re, mi, <span class="allsmcap">FA</span>!&mdash;Sol, la, si&mdash;<span class="allsmcap">DO</span>!
-Ding-dong!&mdash;ding-dong! Swinging and
-swaying, the echoes rose and fell&mdash;and in
-the midst of the pulsating chimes, the
-Goblins burst into a chorus of wild shouting&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Firebrand!&mdash;Ha ha!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Good old Firebrand!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Order, order! Silence for Firebrand!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ha-ha, <span class="allsmcap">HA</span>! Ha-<span class="allsmcap">HA</span>!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Firebrand! Hoo-roo! Hoo-roo!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>And then&mdash;as though they had been all
-clashed together by one stroke into silence&mdash;the
-Bells ceased. The shouting and
-laughter and Paunch-drumming of the Goblins
-likewise eddied away into a dull murmur&mdash;and
-the Goblin in the Green Pulpit raised
-a skeleton hand with the first-finger-bone
-elevated as a signal for attention.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;My friends!&#8221; it began&mdash;&#8220;My dear
-brethren&mdash;&mdash;!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ha-<span class="allsmcap">HA</span>! Ha-ha-<span class="allsmcap">HA</span>!&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_84"></a>[84]</span>And the crowd of uncanny creatures
-twisted and writhed with ecstasy, tossing
-their queerly decorated heads about, and
-spreading their wide mouths into elastic
-grins which seemed to swallow up all the
-rest of their faces. As if in sympathy with
-the general hilarity, the &#8220;Reverend Mr.
-Firebrand&#8221; grinned also&mdash;a peculiar and
-very ghastly grin indeed.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;My friends!&#8221; he or It resumed&mdash;&#8220;How
-good it is for us all to be here! What a
-sign of regeneration&mdash;&mdash;!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ha-ha-<span class="allsmcap">HA</span>!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of penitence&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ha-ha!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of unselfishness and charity&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ha-ha-ha!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of hope for the future&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hoo-roo! Hoo-roo!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Of everything beautiful, pleasant, and
-truthful! Oh, how good it is to know that
-we are thus assembled together, and that
-we have among us a Human Creature,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_85"></a>[85]</span>
-unlike, yet so like ourselves! Oh, my dear
-friends! &#8216;Lest we forget,&#8217; let us remember
-that we were all Humans once! All
-Humans!&mdash;all Humbugs!&mdash;and such respectable
-Humbugs too! Oh, my friends,
-let us turn our thoughts back along the
-tide of Time&mdash;the tide of Time is such a
-fine expression!&mdash;and reflect on those
-days&mdash;the days of frock-coats and top-hats!
-The days when we were <span class="allsmcap">GOOD</span>!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ha-ha-<span class="allsmcap">HA</span>! Hoo-roo! Hoo-roo!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Screams of laughter echoed through the
-dim space, where now, faintly discernible
-through a floating red vapour, the trembling
-Josiah caught sight of the glittering tubes
-of a great organ, and scarcely had he seen
-this when <span class="allsmcap">CRASH</span>!&mdash;went the keys with a
-droning and discordant thunder. A hideous
-black scarecrow of a Goblin, waving its
-paws or claws about fantastically, began
-performing on the instrument, whereat all
-the impish congregation burst out yelling
-in chorus:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_86"></a>[86]</span></p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="first">&#8220;When <span class="allsmcap">WE</span> were &#8216;good,&#8217; in all the world</div>
-<div class="indent">None were so &#8216;good&#8217; as <span class="allsmcap">WE</span>;</div>
-<div class="verse"><span class="smcap">We</span> thought <span class="allsmcap">OURSELVES</span> the only ones</div>
-<div class="indent">Whose souls would sav&egrave;d <span class="allsmcap">BE</span>!&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">When <span class="allsmcap">WE</span> were &#8216;good&#8217; our neighbours all</div>
-<div class="indent">We found so very <span class="allsmcap">BAD</span>,</div>
-<div class="verse">That only <span class="allsmcap">US</span>, and only <span class="allsmcap">WE</span></div>
-<div class="indent">Some little Morals <span class="allsmcap">HAD</span>!</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="first">&#8220;When <span class="allsmcap">WE</span> were &#8216;good,&#8217; we went to Church,</div>
-<div class="indent">That every one might see</div>
-<div class="verse">How &#8216;good&#8217; we were,&mdash;much better far</div>
-<div class="indent">Than other folks could be!&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">We slandered all our dearest friends,</div>
-<div class="indent">Told all the lies we could,</div>
-<div class="verse">And chose our own front seats in Heaven,</div>
-<div class="indent">Because we were so &#8216;good&#8217;!</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="first">&#8220;And now we find that other folks</div>
-<div class="indent">Whom we thought very <span class="allsmcap">BAD</span>,</div>
-<div class="verse">Were better than <span class="allsmcap">OURSELVES</span> at best,</div>
-<div class="indent">And <span class="allsmcap">ALL</span> the Morals <span class="allsmcap">HAD</span>!</div>
-<div class="verse">And sad to say, we&#8217;ve lived to learn,</div>
-<div class="indent">That shuffle as we would,</div>
-<div class="verse">No <span class="allsmcap">HUMBUG</span> lasts in Heaven or Hell</div>
-<div class="indent">Not even&mdash;&#8216;<span class="allsmcap">BEING GOOD</span>&#8217;!&#8221;</div>
-</div></div></div>
-
-<p>Renewed yelping, and &#8220;hoo-roos&#8221; of
-diabolical laughter followed this vocal
-effort, and the miserable Josiah McNason<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_87"></a>[87]</span>
-felt cold trickles of perspiration running
-down his back as he listened. Yet he
-could not speak. Speech for the moment
-was taken from him,&mdash;he tried to utter
-some word&mdash;some ejaculation,&mdash;but his
-tongue was stiffened in his mouth as though
-it were paralysed. And he was forced to
-pay close attention to the &#8220;Reverend Mr.
-Firebrand&#8221; whether he liked it or not.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh my friends!&#8221; pursued that grim
-and ghastly preacher&mdash;&#8220;How I thank you
-for that beautiful hymn! How sweetly it
-expresses our innermost feelings! Does it
-not, my friends? Oh yes, indeed it does!
-And our brother here&mdash;our Human brother&mdash;does
-it not express <i>his</i> feelings likewise?
-Yes&mdash;oh yes!&mdash;indeed it does!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-<span class="allsmcap">HA</span>!&#8221; shrieked the
-Goblins&mdash;&#8220;Indeed it does! Ha-<span class="allsmcap">HA</span>!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Our Human brother,&#8221; went on &#8220;Mr.
-Firebrand&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;is a &#8216;good&#8217; man&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hoo-oo! Hoo-roo!&mdash;Hoo&mdash;oo!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;A &#8216;good&#8217; man because, my friends, he<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_88"></a>[88]</span>
-has made Money! Money is Morals,&mdash;Morals
-are Money! Our Human brother
-is a rich man,&mdash;therefore virtuous. Virtue,
-as you all know, consists in being rich,&mdash;Vice
-in being poor. Our Human brother is
-also a wise man. Wisdom consists in
-looking after Number One. He does that!
-He has always done it admirably! Number
-One is to him the centre of the universe.
-And we sympathise with him, do we not,
-my friends? Oh yes, oh yes, we do!
-For we also, in former days&mdash;we also looked
-after Number One. Not One Timothy
-Two! No&mdash;no! One Self One! That was
-our text in life. And we acted up to it,
-did we not, my friends? Oh yes, we did&mdash;we
-did! We should not be here now if
-we had not looked after Number One!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hoo-roo!&mdash;oh&mdash;oh&mdash;Hoo-roo!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>And the wild cry had a dismal note in it
-this time like the shriek of the wailing
-wind.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Again, my friends,&#8221;&mdash;went on the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_89"></a>[89]</span>
-Goblin &#8220;Firebrand,&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;Our Human
-brother is a charitable man. We all know
-what charity is, do we not? Oh yes, we
-do! Charity begins at home! Charity
-never gives a penny away unless it can get
-something for itself out of the bargain!
-Charity never subscribes to anything unless
-it can see its name printed on a subscription
-list! That&#8217;s Charity, my friends!&mdash;as
-<span class="allsmcap">WE</span> understand it&mdash;as our Human brother
-understands it! The Charity which distinguished
-<span class="allsmcap">US</span> when we,&mdash;like our Human
-brother,&mdash;wore frock-coats and top-hats on
-Sundays, was a charity which suffered
-nothing and was never kind,&mdash;envied everybody,&mdash;vaunted
-itself greatly,&mdash;was always
-puffed up,&mdash;often behaved itself unseemly,&mdash;sought
-its own,&mdash;was easily provoked,&mdash;thought
-evil of most things,&mdash;rejoiced in
-iniquity,&mdash;hated the truth,&mdash;bore nothing,&mdash;believed
-nothing,&mdash;hoped nothing,&mdash;endured
-nothing! This is the Charity of Human
-Nature&mdash;material Human Nature!&mdash;and our<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_90"></a>[90]</span>
-Human brother is a glorious living example
-of it! Soon&mdash;oh yes!&mdash;very soon!&mdash;our
-charitable Human brother will give twenty
-thousand pounds to a hospital. How
-generous! How noble! The poor and sick
-will benefit,&mdash;but our Human brother will
-not be left out in the cold! Oh no! He
-will buy a Peerage with the money and
-also with an additional &#8216;little diplomacy.&#8217;
-And he will be a lord!&mdash;oh my brethren,
-how great a thing it is to be a lord! Do
-we not know this? Yes, indeed, indeed
-we do! Some of us have been lords, and
-some of us have been commons. Both sets
-have their advantages. But when one is
-a lord, one can do so much! One can
-become the &#8216;noble&#8217; director of bogus
-&#8216;Companies,&#8217; and pocket a fee for attendance
-at every meeting! And one can owe
-bills to one&#8217;s tailor for an indefinite period!
-And one can sell one&#8217;s self and one&#8217;s
-&#8216;nobility&#8217; to any American female title-hunter
-who will pay sufficient cash down!<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_91"></a>[91]</span>
-Oh yes, my brethren, it is a great thing to
-be a lord! And when our Human brother
-is a lord, he will be so proud and glad
-that he won&#8217;t know himself! He is a
-good man now, but when he becomes a
-peer, he will be a better one! Oh yes,
-my friends!&mdash;the world and Human Nature
-generally will find him better, wiser, more
-generous, more charitable, more everything
-that is pleasant, beautiful, and truthful!
-Will it not be so? Yes, indeed it
-will be so! We know it will be so, for
-we were all &#8216;good&#8217; men! I myself was
-a &#8216;good&#8217; man&mdash;once!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-<span class="allsmcap">HA</span>! Ha-ha-ha-ha!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>And like twisting boughs of trees in a
-storm, the goblins swayed and rocked
-themselves to and fro, convulsed with
-laughter.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I say I was a &#8216;good&#8217; man!&#8221; repeated
-the demon preacher, leaning down over the
-edge of the green pulpit, and rolling its<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_92"></a>[92]</span>
-goggle eyes at its audience, particularly at
-the shuddering McNason&mdash;&#8220;Good in the
-sense that you and I and our Human
-brother understand goodness! I wore a
-top-hat&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ha-ha!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;<i>And</i> a frock-coat&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ha-ha!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And I went to Church every Sunday&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ha-ha-<span class="smcap">Ha</span>!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I took round the collection-plate&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ha-ha!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And I always put a sixpence into it
-myself&mdash;never less&mdash;never more!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ha-ha-ha! Ha-<span class="smcap">Ha</span>!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;When any poor man asked me to help
-him, and said he had a large family to
-keep, I told him he shouldn&#8217;t have a large
-family&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ha-ha-ha!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I never sacrificed my own comfort
-or convenience at any time on any account,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_93"></a>[93]</span>
-and I never parted with a penny I thought
-it better to keep! I was a most respectable
-man!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hoo-roo-oo! Hoo-roo!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Now, my friends, I will ask you in
-the spirit of One Timothy Two to consider
-the interesting subject of my discourse,&mdash;our
-dear Human brother! He, too, is most
-respectable! He is even more than respectable,
-for he is a millionaire! And
-not only a millionaire, but a multi-millionaire!
-He is all Money! Oh, my friends,
-how good it is to be all Money! All
-Money and no Heart! Heart is never
-respectable&mdash;it is always a scoundrel!
-Always trusting the wrong people, loving
-the worst sinners, and making a fool of
-itself in business! Oh yes, my friends,
-Heart is desperately wicked! But our
-dear Human brother has none of it. Let
-us congratulate him! Especially at this
-time of year,&mdash;this dreary, melancholy,
-grumbling-time&mdash;when all the world&#8217;s<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_94"></a>[94]</span>
-tiresome little children want holiday treats,
-and all the tradesmen send in their bills,&mdash;this
-wretched, stupid, depressing season
-when even <span class="allsmcap">WE</span> are made uncomfortable&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hoo-oo-oo! Hoo-roo!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>And now the Goblins beat their paunches
-desperately and instead of laughing, began
-to weep. One cadaverous-looking creature
-took off its woman&#8217;s hat, large as an extra
-large lamp-shade, and shed tears into it
-as though it were a bucket.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah&mdash;ee!&mdash;ah&mdash;ee!&#8221; it sobbed&mdash;&#8220;How
-I do hate the compliments of the season!
-I always did! When I was a Human, I
-always had to tip my butler and my coachman
-on what they called Boxing Day!
-They expected it,&mdash;the Brutes! Ah&mdash;ee!&mdash;ah&mdash;ee!
-Such bitter, bitter memories!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Other wailings and groanings of a similar
-nature arose in chorus, and even Josiah
-McNason&#8217;s own particular companion goblin
-moaned and blubbered.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It <i>is</i> a terrible time!&#8221; it whimpered&mdash;&#8220;A<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_95"></a>[95]</span>
-terrible, terrible time! Everybody
-expects everybody else to give them something!
-Such a waste and such an expense!
-Oh, hoo-roo!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Again Josiah essayed to speak,&mdash;but his
-tongue still refused to utter.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;At this depressing period,&#8221; went on the
-ranting &#8220;Firebrand&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;When stupid Humans
-wished each other to be &#8216;Merry&#8217;
-without any cause for merriment, it is a
-great joy to find so sensible and practical
-a person as our dear, rich, wise friend Mr.
-Millionaire McNason among us! Yes, my
-brethren, it is a great joy! For <i>he</i> never
-wished anyone a &#8216;merry&#8217; or even a happy
-time in his life, and quite right too! He
-never wanted to be &#8216;merry&#8217; himself&mdash;never
-felt like it&mdash;never looked like it! He is
-the master of a great Business and has no
-time for Sentiment. Sentiment is an imbecile
-quality pertaining to girls, women
-and fools. And our Human brother is not
-a fool! Oh dear no! He is living precisely<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_96"></a>[96]</span>
-as he wishes to die;&mdash;he is making
-himself into one of <span class="allsmcap">US</span> with all possible
-speed! And how clever that is of him!
-His only regret is that he will have no use
-for Money when he becomes a member of
-our United Empire Club:&mdash;and that to be
-a lord will give him no extra privileges!
-Otherwise, he is perfectly satisfied with
-Himself&mdash;just as we all used to be perfectly
-satisfied with Ourselves! And are we not
-satisfied with ourselves still? Oh yes, my
-brethren!&mdash;oh yes, we are satisfied, because
-we are compelled to be satisfied! There is
-no getting out of Our condition! We chose
-it, We made it, and here We are! And in
-the spirit of One Timothy Two, we exhort
-our Human brother to continue in the self
-righteous way he is going! We beseech
-him never to be &#8216;merry,&#8217; never to be kind!
-We implore him never to either lend or give
-money to those in need, not even to an old
-and faithful servant! For old and faithful
-servants are just as great humbugs as any<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_97"></a>[97]</span>
-other class of persons! Moreover gifts are
-always resented, and kindnesses considered
-as merely personal advertisements of generosity!
-Let our Human brother always be
-as he is now, and so shall he reap the just
-reward of his labours! The just reward!&mdash;the
-just reward&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Here the bells suddenly began again,
-pealing their chimes with a delicious softness
-as though far, far away.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Soon, very soon,&#8221; continued the &#8220;Firebrand,&#8221;
-lifting both its skeleton arms aloft
-from the enshrouding folds of its black
-draperies&mdash;&#8220;for our Human brother the
-joys of money-making will be no more!
-Soon, very soon, the demands upon his
-Purse will cease, and his weary eyes will
-close for the last time upon the pleasant
-sun! Soon, very soon, he will hear no more
-&#8216;compliments of the season&#8217;&mdash;nor will he
-be troubled by the hand-shake of a friend,
-or the suffering appeal of the sick and needy.
-Soon, very soon, his ears will be deaf to all<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_98"></a>[98]</span>
-entreaties or messages&mdash;he will not even
-hear the message of the Bells! The Bells!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Here the Goblins all began to jump and
-dance up and down, up and down,&mdash;and
-turning their hideous faces towards Josiah
-McNason they bowed and bobbed before
-him, shouting and shrieking:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;The Bells! The Bells!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;The message of the Bells!&#8221; reiterated
-the demon orator, waving its bony hands
-excitedly&mdash;&#8220;Grace, mercy, peace! One
-Timothy Two! Soon, very soon, our dear
-Human brother will be offended by that
-message no more! Soon&mdash;very soon&mdash;he
-will be one of <span class="allsmcap">US</span>!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>With a tremendous effort, Josiah suddenly
-regained his speech.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Never!&#8221; he cried, with extraordinary
-passion&mdash;&#8220;Never will I be one of You!
-Never, so help me God!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>As he spoke, a sudden terrific roar of
-mingled flame and wind sounded in his
-ears,&mdash;the peacock&#8217;s tail of light playing up<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_99"></a>[99]</span>
-like foam against the Green Pulpit leaped
-to an abnormal height, and swallowed up
-the &#8220;Reverend Mr. Firebrand&#8221; in a twinkling,&mdash;then,
-spreading itself into a rolling
-stream of fire it swept over the crowd of
-Goblins and drove them all helter-skelter
-before it like dead leaves drifting in a hurricane,
-engulfing them all out of sight save
-one,&mdash;the self-styled &#8220;Professor&#8221; that still,
-with its bone of an arm thrust familiarly
-through McNason&#8217;s, remained beside him
-as it were &#8220;on guard.&#8221; The Green Pulpit
-vanished, and nothing remained of the
-whole shadowy building that had seemed
-to be a Church, save the great organ, where
-now instead of a Goblin, sat a boy acolyte
-dressed in a little white surplice. Under
-his tender young fingers the notes breathed
-tremulously but sweetly, and presently he
-opened his cherub mouth and sang:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;O be joyful in the Lord, all ye lands,&mdash;serve
-the Lord with gladness and come
-before his presence with a song!&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_100"></a>[100]</span>Here the anthem was taken up by some
-mighty invisible choir:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Be ye sure that the Lord He is God;
-it is He that hath made us and not We
-Ourselves&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>And all at once a white cloud filled the
-near and distant spaces like the rushing-in
-of a wave, and on this opaque pearly vapour
-came floating a great number of dazzling
-Angelic Shapes, wonderfully fair, gloriously
-beautiful, carrying palms in their uplifted
-hands and singing:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Glory! Glory to God in the highest!
-And on earth, peace and goodwill! Glory
-to God!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Stricken with a great awe, Josiah McNason
-looked and listened. He trembled violently.
-Should he kneel? He wondered! He had
-often <i>pretended</i> to kneel in Church&mdash;though
-he had really only bent his back slightly
-for convention&#8217;s sake, but now&mdash;&mdash;?</p>
-
-<p>Before he could make up his mind one
-way or the other the Goblin&#8217;s clutch<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_101"></a>[101]</span>
-descended once more upon his coat-collar.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Come along, McNason!&#8221; it whispered,
-&#8220;We must go now! We&#8217;re not wanted
-here! Come!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh! Leave me alone, for Heaven&#8217;s
-sake!&#8221; muttered Josiah pleadingly&mdash;&#8220;Let
-me stay here! Why take me away?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Why? Because they&#8217;re beginning to
-keep Christmas! We don&#8217;t believe in
-Christmas, do we? We say &#8216;Curse Christmas&#8217;
-don&#8217;t we? Of course we do! Come
-along! <i>You&#8217;re</i> not wanted and <i>I&#8217;m</i> not
-wanted! One Timothy Two! Off we go!&#8221;</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Another terrible rush and hurry-scurry
-through unknown heights and depths of the
-stormy air, and then with a sudden swoop
-and pounce, the Goblin dumped Josiah
-McNason down outside the garden gate of
-a pretty cottage in a quiet country lane.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_102"></a>[102]</span>
-Here, as if by magic, the sky cleared to a
-bright blue, and the sun shone out brilliantly.
-Birds began to sing, and the scent of a
-thousand flowers perfumed every light
-breath of wind.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;A little bit of sunshine, McNason!&#8221;
-whispered the Goblin&mdash;&#8220;It&#8217;s winter time
-for a good many Humans in many places,
-but it&#8217;s always summer here. It&#8217;s what <span class="allsmcap">WE</span>
-call a &#8216;spiritual&#8217; climate,&mdash;not affected by
-outside conditions!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The suffering millionaire, breathless, exhausted
-and conscious of a great aching
-pain at his heart, gazed at the peaceful
-scene before him in silence. It was a very
-little garden upon which he looked,&mdash;a mere
-tea-cup of a garden,&mdash;but full to the brim
-of the sweetest blossom. The cottage to
-which the garden belonged was likewise
-very small, but it had a deep and cosy
-porch, up which the loveliest jessamine
-clambered and threw out tufts of odorous
-white spray. Red roses thrust their warm<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_103"></a>[103]</span>
-glowing faces through the masses of snowy
-bloom, and, twining in friendly garlands,
-showered their velvety petals at the feet
-of a fair woman who sat just within the
-porch, with her arms thrown round a sturdy
-boy of some nine or ten years old. She
-was well worth the homage of the roses&mdash;for
-she was very sweet to look upon,&mdash;fresh-complexioned
-as the bloom on a peach,&mdash;soft-eyed,&mdash;full-bosomed,
-and of an aspect
-expressing the serenest peace, love and
-tenderness.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Once upon a time!&#8221; she said.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, mother!&#8221; cried the boy she clasped,
-&#8220;That&#8217;s the old way of telling a story!
-Try some other way!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>She laughed.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Darling, there&#8217;s no other way! Everything
-was &#8216;once upon a time&#8217; wasn&#8217;t
-it?&#8221; The little fellow looked up at her
-seriously.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, I don&#8217;t think so! You could never
-say you were my mother &#8216;once upon a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_104"></a>[104]</span>
-time,&#8217; could you? You are my mother
-always!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Always!&#8221; she murmured&mdash;&#8220;That&#8217;s
-very true, little man! Your mother
-always!&#8221;&mdash;and her lips moved silently&mdash;&#8220;On
-earth, and, please God, in
-Heaven!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josiah McNason, peering over the garden
-gate, now tried to open it, but found it
-inflexibly closed against him. He heaved
-an involuntary sigh. The Goblin echoed
-the sigh derisively.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Heigh-ho, Beelzebub!&#8221; it said&mdash;&#8220;Good-looking
-woman, eh, McNason? And a
-pretty boy! That&#8217;s her youngest. She&#8217;s
-got three sons and a lovely daughter. Feel
-a bit envious, McNason? Don&#8217;t you wish
-you hadn&#8217;t jilted her?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josiah started. A sense of fear and
-shame began to tingle through his long-chilled
-blood.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;She is&mdash;she&mdash;&mdash;?&#8221; he faltered.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Exactly! That&#8217;s it!&#8221; said the Goblin.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_105"></a>[105]</span>
-&#8220;She&mdash;she <span class="allsmcap">IS</span>! The girl whose first affections
-you won and threw over! That was
-a nasty trick of yours, McNason! You did
-it for Money&mdash;yes!&mdash;you&#8217;ve always done
-everything for Money! But the girl deserved
-a better fate than either <span class="allsmcap">YOU</span> or
-your <span class="allsmcap">MONEY</span>!&mdash;and she&#8217;s got it! There she
-is&mdash;a beloved woman, wife, and mother.
-Just as pretty as you&#8217;re plain! She&#8217;s poor
-and you&#8217;re rich. But she&#8217;s contented and
-you&#8217;re wretched! She has three sons&mdash;all
-clever bright boys,&mdash;and you haven&#8217;t an
-heir to your name! You treated her like
-a <span class="allsmcap">CAD</span>,&mdash;and she has married a <span class="allsmcap">MAN</span>! He
-hasn&#8217;t millions, but he has Heart. Heart
-is a curious thing, McNason! You don&#8217;t
-know what it is, but it&#8217;s really a curious
-thing! It makes Happiness,&mdash;and you
-don&#8217;t know what <i>that</i> is either!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>McNason listened dreamily. All desire to
-resent or deny the Goblin&#8217;s accusations had
-died out of him. He looked yearningly over
-that barred garden gate as an unforgiven<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_106"></a>[106]</span>
-sinner might look at the closed doors of
-Paradise. So that beautiful woman with
-the golden-haired boy was Lilias? Lilias
-was her name, he remembered;&mdash;he had
-called her familiarly by it in the old days,&mdash;days
-which he recalled now with a sense
-of imminent desolation. Lilias had married
-and was happy. Did her happiness please
-him? No, he could not say it did. A
-bitter jealousy burnt in his soul,&mdash;a wrathful
-impatience with Deity. Why was the
-future veiled? Why were men left so much
-in the dark concerning their destinies?
-How could he ever have guessed that Lilias
-would have ripened from the timid, pretty,
-trusting girl he had known, into this
-gracious, lovely, and loving woman with
-all the sacred sweetness of home enfolding
-her as securely as a rose is enfolded by the
-cherishing summer air! And still he looked
-at her,&mdash;and still the bitterness in him
-grew yet more bitter, and in a kind of
-impotent anger he shook the garden gate<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_107"></a>[107]</span>
-with both his hands, determined to force
-it open.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Steady, McNason!&#8221; said the Goblin
-at this juncture&mdash;&#8220;You&#8217;re not master here,
-you know! Every man&#8217;s house is his
-castle! You want to be a burglar, do
-you? So like you! I know a lot of fellows
-who feel that way! When they see a man
-happier than themselves, with a nice wife
-belonging to him, they try to steal the wife
-away and make him wretched! It&#8217;s a
-fashionable pastime with them, and they
-call it &#8216;Souls!&#8217; Oh, Beelzebub! When
-they find out what Souls really <i>are</i>, won&#8217;t
-they be sorry for themselves! Come along,
-McNason!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>But Josiah clung to the garden gate.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Lilias! Lilias!&#8221; he called.</p>
-
-<p>But Lilias, laughing, was playing with
-her boy&#8217;s curls, and neither turned her
-head nor raised her eyes. The Goblin
-chuckled.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Think she can hear you, do you?&#8221; it<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_108"></a>[108]</span>
-inquired mockingly&mdash;&#8220;Oh&mdash;hoo-roo!&mdash;what
-a fool you are, McNason! She is as
-far away from you as you are from her&mdash;and
-that&#8217;s a pretty long distance, I can tell
-you! You&#8217;re out in the storm and wind&mdash;she&#8217;s
-in the full sunshine! As I told you,
-she enjoys a &#8216;spiritual&#8217; climate&mdash;supernatural
-weather! But you don&#8217;t believe
-in the supernatural, do you, McNason?
-Of course not! Why should you! You
-don&#8217;t believe in anybody but yourself!
-Not even in Me! Oh Beelzebub! Come
-along, come along!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Where to?&#8221; cried the miserable man,
-&#8220;Where in the name of Heaven do you
-want to take me next?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You shouldn&#8217;t talk about Heaven,&#8221;&mdash;said
-the Goblin, severely&mdash;&#8220;That&#8217;s a &#8216;supernatural&#8217;
-place. I don&#8217;t want to take you
-<i>there</i>, you may be sure! It wouldn&#8217;t suit
-you at all! Nor me! Come along, come
-along! Don&#8217;t hanker any more after what
-you have lost and can never find again!<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_109"></a>[109]</span>
-Sentiment is Stupidity&mdash;Money is Wisdom!
-Think of that! It makes you one of the
-wisest men on earth! Come! I&#8217;ve got
-another old friend waiting to see you&mdash;urgent
-appointment! Come along, I tell
-you!&#8221; And the Goblin made a vicious
-grab at McNason&#8217;s coat-collar. &#8220;Don&#8217;t
-<i>yearn</i> like that! You&#8217;re too old to play
-Romeo, and ever so much too ugly! Hoo-roo-oo-oo!
-One Timothy Two!&mdash;and away
-we go!&#8221;</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Out into the storm again on the wings
-of the bitter winter wind! All the sunshine
-of the &#8220;spiritual&#8221; climate vanished, and a
-great panorama of dark clouds moved
-rapidly through the freezing air. Clouds
-everywhere!&mdash;clouds of fantastic form and
-giant shape,&mdash;clouds like rocky fortresses
-set on the summits of high mountains,&mdash;clouds
-resembling huge ruminative animals
-wallowing in ether,&mdash;clouds heavy and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_110"></a>[110]</span>
-threatening, suggesting pent-up thunder and
-jagged flame! Like a couple of midges the
-Goblin and its human victim were tossed
-from edge to edge of the thick rolling
-vapours, and when they descended to earth
-once more, Josiah McNason found himself
-in the small &#8220;best parlour&#8221; of an unpretentious
-residence,&mdash;one in a row of similar
-dwellings in an unpretentious street.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Keep your eyes open, McNason!&#8221; said
-the Goblin&mdash;&#8220;And your ears! Nobody
-sees <span class="allsmcap">YOU</span>, you know, or <span class="allsmcap">ME</span>! We&#8217;re invisible.
-And if you want to curse and swear, do so
-by all means! Nobody hears, and nobody
-cares!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josiah looked, and saw before him a man
-reclining in an invalid chair near a small
-bright fire, his eyes fixed on the sparkling
-flames with a patient and wistful sadness.
-A pale, sweet-faced woman with soft brown
-hair somewhat silvered, knelt by him, clasping
-one of his hands tenderly in her own.
-There were traces of tears on her worn thin<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_111"></a>[111]</span>
-cheeks, and her lips quivered. And standing
-close by, with one arm resting on the
-mantelpiece, and eyes bent compassionately
-down upon the pair, was another man whom
-McNason had no difficulty in recognising as
-his overseer, Mr. Pitt. Yet his surprise at
-this was so great that he could not forbear
-an exclamation.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Pitt here! How the devil&mdash;&mdash;!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Exactly!&#8221; said the Goblin&mdash;&#8220;How the
-devil and why the devil! Only the devil
-knows!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josiah groaned, and then the overpowering
-dumbness that had seized him before
-caught him again in its paralysing power.
-Stricken mute himself, he was nevertheless
-forced to listen with the closest attention
-to all that passed around him. And when
-Pitt spoke, the sound of that equable familiar
-voice sent a new and violent shock
-through his already racked nervous system.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Mr. McNason is a man of iron,&#8221;&mdash;said
-Pitt&mdash;&#8220;There&#8217;s no doubt about it! In<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_112"></a>[112]</span>
-fact he&#8217;s harder than any metal, for metal
-can be made to melt, and he can&#8217;t!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The man in the invalid chair moved restlessly.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Did he remember me at all?&mdash;did you
-remind him?&mdash;&#8221; he murmured.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, Willie, I did! I even recalled the
-days when you used to carry his little son on
-your shoulder round to see the works&mdash;and I
-said, &#8216;Dove was one of the smartest men in
-your employ, and brought valuable custom
-to the firm.&#8217; But it was all no use&mdash;no
-use!&#8221; He paused and then addressed himself
-gently to the woman who knelt by her
-husband&#8217;s side. &#8220;I am sure, Mrs. Dove,
-you believe that I have done my best?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Indeed, indeed, I know you have!&#8221; she
-answered earnestly&mdash;&#8220;And,&mdash;after all&mdash;I
-never had much hope. Mr. McNason
-must have endless claims upon his purse&mdash;and
-memory! It is so seldom one finds a
-very very rich man who cares to help little
-outside troubles like ours&mdash;&#8221; Here her<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_113"></a>[113]</span>
-voice trembled dangerously, and she
-ceased.</p>
-
-<p>Willie Dove sighed a little wearily.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah well!&#8221; he said&mdash;&#8220;I did my best for
-him in my day! And I thought he might
-possibly be disposed to do me a good turn
-now. It&#8217;s true I haven&#8217;t so many years
-before me, but I&#8217;ve got some working power
-left if I could only get well&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m afraid it&#8217;s my fault, Will!&#8221; said his
-wife piteously. &#8220;You could, of course, go
-to the Hospital and doctors would attend to
-you there&mdash;but oh! I couldn&#8217;t bear it!&mdash;I
-couldn&#8217;t bear it!&#8221; And here her self-control
-gave way, and she began to sob&mdash;&#8220;I
-couldn&#8217;t bear to see you taken away from
-me after all the years we have spent so
-happily together! I couldn&#8217;t bear to think
-of you ill, and in a place where I could only
-get at you at stated times, with strangers
-always about you! It is very foolish of me
-and perhaps very wrong&mdash;but I&mdash;I cannot
-help it!&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_114"></a>[114]</span>Her husband stroked her bent head with
-his thin delicate hand.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t cry, Jennie!&#8221; he said softly&mdash;&#8220;I
-won&#8217;t go away from you! I&#8217;d rather die!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Pitt coughed obstreperously.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Look here, Dove,&#8221; he said&mdash;&#8220;Don&#8217;t let
-us be miserable on Christmas Eve! I left
-McNason himself looking as wretched as a
-plucked crow. Poor old chap! With all
-his money, I wouldn&#8217;t be in his shoes for the
-world! Tell me, what did the doctor say
-when he saw you to-day?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;About the same as he has always said,&#8221;
-replied Dove, resignedly&mdash;&#8220;That an operation
-would not only relieve, but cure me,
-and that he should like to perform it here in
-my own house, and get a good surgical nurse
-to attend upon me, with my wife&#8217;s assistance.
-For my wife is a capital nurse, aren&#8217;t you,
-Jennie?&#8221; He caressed the bent head again
-and went on&mdash;&#8220;He thinks me of too nervous
-a temperament to do well away from
-home.&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_115"></a>[115]</span>There followed a silence. Presently Pitt
-spoke again in determined accents.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I tell you what it is, Dove,&#8221; he said,
-&#8220;<i>I&#8217;ll</i> lend you the money!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Dove started.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;<i>You</i>, Mr. Pitt?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, I!&#8221; and Pitt, smiling, drew himself
-up with an air of resolution&mdash;&#8220;I can&#8217;t
-afford it a bit&mdash;but I&#8217;ll risk it! I&#8217;ll risk it
-because&mdash;well!&mdash;because it&#8217;s Christmas-time!&mdash;Now
-don&#8217;t try to get up!&#8221; for Dove
-raising himself in his chair with some difficulty,
-caught at Pitt&#8217;s hand and grasped it
-hard, while tears stood in his eyes. &#8220;And
-don&#8217;t thank me, because I can&#8217;t bear to be
-thanked! It&#8217;s Christmas-time, as I&#8217;ve said&mdash;and
-I&#8217;ve always had &#8216;old-fashioned&#8217; ideas
-of Christmas. My mother taught them to
-me&mdash;God bless her!&mdash;I think&#8221;&mdash;and his
-voice sank a little&mdash;&#8220;that perhaps we ought
-to spare a little &#8216;gold, frankincense and
-myrrh&#8217; just at this season&mdash;and this loan to
-you will be my thank-offering&mdash;though it&#8217;s<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_116"></a>[116]</span>
-a poor thing at best, for you see I can&#8217;t <i>give</i>
-you the money, Willie! McNason could
-have given it and never have missed it, but
-I can&#8217;t. I wish I could! However, if
-you&#8217;ll take the will for the deed&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>And now Mrs. Dove, rising gently from her
-knees, came up to him and laid her hand on
-his arm.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;God bless you, Mr. Pitt!&#8221; she said, in
-clear sweet tones&mdash;&#8220;He <i>will</i> bless you!&mdash;be
-sure of that! What you lend to us is
-more than given, because you have such a
-friendly sympathy with us, and sympathy
-is greater than gold! I will not even try to
-thank you&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, don&#8217;t!&#8221; interrupted Pitt, hastily,
-pressing her hand hard&mdash;&#8220;It&#8217;s&mdash;it&#8217;s all
-right! Dove and I will arrange our business
-matters, and I&#8217;ll see the doctor to-morrow,
-even though it <i>is</i> Christmas Day!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll pay it all back!&#8221; said Dove, excitedly&mdash;&#8220;I
-can work well still&mdash;I&#8217;ve got all
-my wits about me&mdash;and I have a fine offer<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_117"></a>[117]</span>
-from a firm to undertake some affairs for
-them immediately if I can only pull up my
-strength. And I think I shall manage&mdash;now!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Pitt here drew a chair to the fire opposite
-the sick man and sat down.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a curious thing,&#8221;&mdash;he said&mdash;&#8220;how
-the possession of enormous wealth hardens
-some people, and makes them not only difficult
-to deal with, but often positively cruel
-to themselves and to others! Now if one is
-to judge by outward looks, Mr. McNason,
-though a multi-millionaire, is just about one
-of the most miserable men alive!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The Goblin chuckled, and gave Josiah a
-nudge with its sharp elbow.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hear that, McNason!&#8221; it said&mdash;&#8220;It&#8217;ll
-do you good to learn what other folks think
-of you!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;So old, so feeble and so lonely!&#8221; went on
-Mr. Pitt, almost pathetically&mdash;&#8220;When he
-refused to do anything for your assistance,
-Dove, I was inclined to be very plain-spoken<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_118"></a>[118]</span>
-and give him a bit of my mind, even at the
-risk of offending him,&mdash;but seeing what a
-forlorn old wreck he seemed, with his
-shrivelled body and wrinkled face, I thought
-it was no use being angry with him,&mdash;especially
-at Christmas-time! He&#8217;s not long
-for this world!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Again the Goblin nudged Josiah&#8217;s arm
-and its fiery eyes glowed with railway-signal
-brilliancy.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not exactly age that will kill him,&#8221;&mdash;went
-on Pitt, meditatively&mdash;&#8220;He&#8217;s not seventy
-yet, and ought to look much healthier
-and stronger than he does. My father is
-eighty-two, and is as well set-up a veteran
-as anyone could wish to see&mdash;walks his six
-miles a day, and is as young in heart
-as a boy&mdash;but of course he has always
-lived a very simple life and never hankered
-after more money than just as
-much as would keep him going and save
-him from debt. Mr. McNason has all the
-cares of an immense business on his brain&mdash;and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_119"></a>[119]</span>
-naturally a break-down must come
-sooner or later&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>He ceased. A gust of wind roared down
-the chimney, throwing the flames of the
-little fire crookedly to and fro. Mrs. Dove
-shivered, and looked about her uneasily.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What a stormy night!&#8221; she said&mdash;&#8220;Not
-at all a peaceful Christmas!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Her husband, lying restfully back in his
-chair, smiled at her.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;The peace must be in our hearts,
-Jennie!&#8221; he said&mdash;&#8220;If we don&#8217;t keep
-Christmas <i>there</i>, it&#8217;s no Christmas at all!
-Storm or calm, it&#8217;s a blessed time!&mdash;a time
-of thanksgiving&mdash;a time of hope!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;So it is,&#8221;&mdash;agreed Pitt&mdash;&#8220;and so may
-it always be! Now, Mrs. Dove, bring out
-a bottle of that old port your good doctor
-sent you the other day, and we&#8217;ll drink to
-Willie&#8217;s recovery and health and general
-usefulness! And we&#8217;ll wish old McNason a
-Merry Christmas, too!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>They all laughed, and Mrs. Dove set the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_120"></a>[120]</span>
-wine and glasses on the table. Mr. Pitt
-poured out the ruby-red cordial, and raising
-his own glass to his lips said:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;A Merry Christmas to you, Mrs. Dove!
-A Merry Christmas to you, Willie! And to
-our grim and gaunt old governor, Mr.
-McNason, a Merry Christmas also! And
-may he find something better than riches
-in the next world and be all the happier
-for the finding!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>They all three drank this toast, and while
-they drank, Josiah McNason trembled in
-every limb with an ague of exceeding cold.
-Was he so near death, he wondered, that
-even Pitt could see the near approach of
-his end? He turned his miserable eyes
-upon the Goblin, who grinned.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Brother &#8216;Firebrand&#8217; was quite right,
-you see!&#8221; it remarked&mdash;&#8220;Soon, very soon,
-you will be one of <span class="allsmcap">US</span>! <span class="smcap">We</span> are your &#8216;next
-world,&#8217; you know! And riches don&#8217;t count
-in our United Empire Club&mdash;but you&#8217;ll be
-happy, McNason! Oh yes&mdash;you&#8217;ll be so<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_121"></a>[121]</span>
-happy! Because you will have reaped the
-just reward of your labours, and you will
-be exactly what you have made of <span class="allsmcap">YOURSELF</span>!
-Nothing could be more satisfactory!
-Listen! Willie Dove is talking about you
-now!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>And so he was. Willie Dove was speaking
-in the kindest and gentlest way possible
-of the man who had refused to help him
-in his need.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Well, I hope Mr. McNason will live
-many years yet,&#8221; he said&mdash;&#8220;and that he
-will learn how to enjoy and get the best
-out of the large fortune he has made. The
-amount of good he could do if he liked is
-simply incalculable&mdash;and if he would only
-use some of his money just for the sole purpose
-of benefiting others, and would not
-merely put it out like a magnet to draw
-more money in again, he would be the
-happiest man alive. For instance, if instead
-of subscribing large sums to charities which
-are presided over by &#8216;committees&#8217; who use<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_122"></a>[122]</span>
-up half the money for their own expenses,
-he would go himself among the poor and
-personally relieve them at first hand,&mdash;if
-he would try to help those who are, with
-great difficulty, trying to help themselves,&mdash;those
-who cannot borrow and will not beg,&mdash;if
-he would just put himself out a bit&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah, that&#8217;s just what he won&#8217;t do!&#8221;
-interposed Pitt&mdash;&#8220;He can&#8217;t see anything or
-anybody but Himself&mdash;that&#8217;s the pity of
-it!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Poor soul!&#8221; said Mrs. Dove, gently&mdash;&#8220;We
-mustn&#8217;t forget that he lost his only
-son,&mdash;a dear little boy!&mdash;and that may
-have embittered him. All <i>our</i> children
-have been mercifully spared to us, thank
-God!&mdash;but even if one had been taken,
-I&#8217;m sure we should always have been
-thinking of that one! And his &#8216;one&#8217; was
-his all! We must remember that! And
-however hard he is upon <i>us</i>, we mustn&#8217;t be
-hard upon <i>him</i>! That wouldn&#8217;t be keeping
-Christmas rightly!&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_123"></a>[123]</span>At this Josiah turned and flung himself
-desperately against the Goblin&#8217;s paunch.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Take me away!&#8221; he muttered, finding
-his speech with an effort&mdash;&#8220;Take me out
-of this! I&mdash;I don&#8217;t want to stop here!
-I want to get away&mdash;<span class="allsmcap">QUICK</span>!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;&#8216;Coals of fire,&#8217; eh?&#8221; said the Goblin&mdash;&#8220;A
-trifle scorching, even on a thick skull
-like yours, McNason! So you&#8217;d forgotten
-Willie Dove, had you? Curious! He was
-always a very excellent fellow, though, and
-one of the best men in your employ. The
-honour of the firm was the first thing with
-him at all times, and you owe to his hard
-work and straight principles more than you
-have the honesty to acknowledge! But it&#8217;s
-no use trying to tip the balance of things,
-McNason! That balance always rights itself!
-Good is good, and evil is evil,&mdash;you
-can&#8217;t make one out to be the other, however
-much you try! If you&#8217;re spiteful, if you&#8217;re
-mean, if you&#8217;re unthankful for the blessings
-bestowed on you&mdash;and more than all, if you<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_124"></a>[124]</span>
-refuse to help those who have helped
-<i>you</i>, you are punished! You are, really!
-And a good sound flogging you get, I
-can tell you! Oh Beelzebub!&mdash;don&#8217;t <i>I</i>
-know this! When I was a Churchwarden&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;<i>Will</i> you do as I ask you?&#8221; implored
-Josiah, desperately, &#8220;Get me out of this!
-I want to go home!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Poor old baby! Wants to go home,
-does it!&#8221; jeered the Goblin&mdash;&#8220;Oh, but it
-mustn&#8217;t be naughty! It must go where
-its nursey takes it! Just another little
-ridey-pidey in its coachy-poachy!&#8221; And
-rising aloft on its skeleton toes, the Goblin
-grew larger and more threatening of aspect,
-while its bat-wings, slowly unfurling, seemed
-spreading out so darkly and interminably
-that Josiah fell on his knees in terror&mdash;&#8220;Just
-another taste of the &#8216;supernatural,&#8217;
-McNason! Just another little experience
-of Hell&#8217;s United Empire Club!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, no!&#8221; gasped the trembling<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_125"></a>[125]</span>
-millionaire&mdash;&#8220;Let me get home! Give me
-a chance to&mdash;to&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>His voice gurgled away into a faint
-tremolo.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Chance! You&#8217;ve had a thousand
-chances!&#8221; retorted the Goblin, scornfully,
-&#8220;And you&#8217;ve thrown them all away!
-Now you&#8217;re asking for <i>one</i> chance! Oh,
-hoo-roo! Come and see how Christians
-love one another! With a love that perhaps
-you may appreciate, because it is so
-like hate! Come and hear an &#8216;ordained&#8217;
-clerical Judas deny his Master! <span class="smcap">You</span> and
-such men as <span class="allsmcap">YOU</span>&mdash;gorged with gold, and
-diseased with Self,&mdash;are chiefly to blame for
-the wicked blasphemies which to-day brand
-the Christian world with infamy! Come&mdash;come!
-Blasphemy will suit you! You have
-aided it and abetted it many a time, even
-though you <i>are</i> a &#8216;churchwarden.&#8217; Oh,
-hoo-roo, hoo-roo! Come in the spirit of
-One Timothy Two! Come!&mdash;come!
-<span class="smcap">Come!</span>&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_126"></a>[126]</span>And like a great phantom of black Night
-descending, the Goblin swooped upon Josiah
-once more;&mdash;the little quiet room,&mdash;where
-Willie Dove, his wife and friend were all
-cheerily drinking &#8220;A Merry Christmas,&#8221;&mdash;was
-blotted from his sight, and again limitless
-space enshrouded and enveloped him
-in darkness.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>A muffled and monotonous sound of chanting&mdash;the
-twinkling of many bright lights,&mdash;and
-the subdued rustling movement of
-many people gathered together,&mdash;these were
-the next impressions that awakened McNason
-to renewed consciousness. He stood in
-what seemed a shadowy forest of architecture;&mdash;there
-were great marble monuments
-all round him inscribed with the names of
-famous poets, warriors and historians, and
-on one of these the Goblin squatted cross-legged
-beside him, blinking with its owl-like
-eyes.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_127"></a>[127]</span>&#8220;There&#8217;s not a seat to be had, McNason!&#8221;
-it remarked, with a leer&mdash;&#8220;You must stand!
-Oh, Beelzebub! What a thing it is to be a
-&#8216;fashionable&#8217; preacher! Nothing &#8216;draws!&#8217;
-so well nowadays as an Atheist in Holy
-Orders! Not even our reverend brother
-&#8216;Firebrand&#8217;! Oh, hoo-roo!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>McNason looked bewilderedly about him.
-Surely he knew the place he was in?&mdash;its
-blackened arches, its shadowy aisles were
-not wholly unfamiliar? Gradually he recognised
-it as that melancholy Valhalla of
-English departed greatness, Westminster
-Abbey. But why had his uncanny incubus,
-&#8220;Professor&#8221; Goblin, brought him hither?
-What had he to do with the dense crowd of
-people massed round him&mdash;all looking&mdash;all
-listening&mdash;&mdash;!</p>
-
-<p>Hush! The monotonous chanting ceased&mdash;there
-was a brief pause of pretence at
-prayer&mdash;and then a man&#8217;s voice, clear and
-incisive, but with a falsetto ring of cold
-superciliousness and irony in its tone,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_128"></a>[128]</span>
-sounded vibratingly on the silence. The
-Church&#8217;s ordained Preacher of the Gospel
-began to preach, and Josiah McNason, more
-than any other human unit in the congregation,
-was compelled to listen. And as he
-listened, he became aware that this same
-ordained preacher was calmly, but none the
-less surely, doing his best to undermine the
-very faith of which he was a professed
-disciple. Craftily, and with cunningly devised
-arguments, which held their meaning
-deftly secreted under a veil of choice expressions
-and well-turned phrases, he spoke
-of &#8220;old&#8221; beliefs with delicate tolerance and
-compassion&mdash;throwing in occasional questionings
-as to the meaning of &#8220;miracles,&#8221;
-and setting down &#8220;Divine&#8221; interposition
-as a fable, or rather as a beautiful myth
-which in the &#8220;darker&#8221; ages of the world was
-eminently useful as a means of intimidating
-and chastening the spirits of the ignorant.
-He spoke much of a &#8220;New Feeling&#8221; which
-was awakening among more advanced<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_129"></a>[129]</span>
-and civilised human kind,&mdash;that special
-&#8220;New Feeling&#8221; which looks upon Man as in
-himself supreme, and answerable to no
-Higher Tribunal than His Own for his actions.
-He deprecated the unfortunately
-chaotic state of things in the Churches which
-prevented a full inquiry into the foundations
-of belief, and hoped that the time was
-fast approaching when a larger and broader
-view might be obtained, and humanity be
-absolved from special duties to a Supernatural
-Conception which might possibly
-be a mistaken conception after all. In fine,
-the drift of his involved and euphuistic eloquence
-was to imply that pigmy Man would
-in due course be permitted to fathom the
-Mind of God,&mdash;and not only be permitted
-to fathom it, but to criticize it, question it
-and possibly condemn it after the same easy
-style, and in the same casual fashion, in
-which all human criticism condemns what
-it is too limited to comprehend. And
-gradually it was forced in upon Josiah<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_130"></a>[130]</span>
-McNason&#8217;s not always receptive intelligence
-that the rankest heresy, the vilest blasphemy
-was being preached from a Christian
-pulpit, by one who, passing for a &#8220;Christian&#8221;
-minister, was nothing more nor less than a
-foul hypocrite, and a disgrace to his sacred
-calling. Yet the congregation listened.
-They did not rise at once and make a quiet
-exit as they should have done, had they
-been honest and brave,&mdash;had they truly
-loved the Faith which leads to Heaven!
-Yet their faces expressed a certain dull
-bewilderment,&mdash;some looked worried and
-sad&mdash;others perplexed,&mdash;though many of
-them appeared indifferent. And certain
-words which he had heard often, yet which
-he had scarcely heeded while hearing them,
-came ringing across McNason&#8217;s mind as
-clearly as though they had just been spoken
-into his ears:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;<span class="smcap">And because iniquity shall abound,
-the love of many shall wax cold!</span>&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>He trembled. His eyes were dim,&mdash;but<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_131"></a>[131]</span>
-he could still see the Atheist-Preacher&#8217;s
-cold, intellectual face,&mdash;he was still in a
-vague way conscious that the sermon was
-going on, and that a human creature, full
-to the very brows of self-sufficiency and
-conceit, was presuming to lay down the
-law concerning the possible limitations of
-the Divine&mdash;a human creature moreover
-who occupied his very position in the Church
-through having solemnly sworn fidelity to
-the Master whom now, by the most covert
-subterfuges and sophistries, he was denying,&mdash;and
-he was aware that a sense of uneasiness
-and discomfort affected nearly all
-present, including even himself. He turned
-to look at the Goblin,&mdash;but to his amazement
-it had disappeared! Was he free
-then?&mdash;free once more to go where he liked
-and do as he liked?</p>
-
-<p>He tried to move&mdash;but his feet seemed
-fastened to the earth with iron weights;
-he essayed to speak,&mdash;but his tongue refused
-to obey the impulse of his brain. On, still<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_132"></a>[132]</span>
-on, the voice of the Atheist-Preacher in
-England&#8217;s ancient Abbey flowed, with that
-equable fluency which comes of long and
-careful elocutionary practice, and Josiah
-McNason, wedged as he was into the close-pressing
-crowd, wondered how long he would
-have to stand there, listening to what at
-another more convenient time he might very
-likely have considered a clever and &#8220;up-to-date&#8221;
-exposition of the &#8220;New Feeling.&#8221;
-All at once he saw a great Light, like that
-of the sun at noonday, suddenly begin to
-shine. With glorious effulgence it formed
-into a halo of exceeding brilliancy, spreading
-from north to south, from east to west of
-the old Church, between the Choir and the
-Nave, and with a palpitating dread shaking
-his very soul, Josiah watched it widening
-and ever widening, till taking upon itself
-the shape of a Cross, it fired the whole scene
-with the radiance of a golden morning!
-Yet no one saw it apparently,&mdash;no one save
-he, the world&#8217;s great millionaire, who,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_133"></a>[133]</span>
-denying the &#8220;supernatural,&#8221; was for the time
-under &#8220;supernatural&#8221; sway. And trembling,
-he beheld that wondrous Cross move
-mysteriously forward, till its light poured
-with a gracious beauty and beneficence
-over all the dull worn faces of the people&mdash;on
-men and women and children alike,&mdash;though,
-as it moved, it left the face of the
-Atheist-Preacher covered with darkness.
-And in the very heart and centre of its environment
-lustre, a majestic Figure paced
-slowly&mdash;a god-like Man, whose Features
-were sorrowful, and whose Brow was crowned
-with Thorns. A faint whisper floated on
-the air like the sigh of small spirit voices
-in plaintive unison:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Despised and Rejected! Love, Divine
-and Human, Love, Perfect and Eternal!
-Despised and Rejected! Even <span class="allsmcap">NOW</span>!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Down, down on his knees fell the man
-of many millions, overcome by the most
-poignant fear and shame he had ever known.
-He had disbelieved! He knew it at last,&mdash;he<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_134"></a>[134]</span>
-knew that he had, for the sake of public
-conventionality, made mere hypocritical
-pretence to worship One Whose sublime
-teaching he outraged every day of his life,
-Whose commands he ignored, and Whose
-example he had never at any time tried to
-follow. And now&mdash;now! With pulses
-beating as though they would burst, and
-eyes dim with painful tears wrung from the
-centre of the rocky region of his heart, he
-sought to cover his face,&mdash;but was forced
-against his will to gaze, half blind and
-giddy as he was, on that majestic advancing
-Shape, which appeared to draw away all
-the shadows of the great cathedral and
-transfuse them into light. He noticed, with
-an extraordinary anguish, which to him was
-as new as it was keen, that the crowded
-congregation of people among whom he
-knelt seemed totally unaware of the
-shining Presence that passed them by,&mdash;and
-as that Presence moved slowly and
-silently towards the closed doors of the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_135"></a>[135]</span>
-Abbey, he felt that he must cry out
-wildly:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Look&mdash;look! Kneel down and pray!
-Entreat Him not to leave us, for if He goes,
-why should we remain!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>But all utterance was denied him. He
-could only watch and tremble. Slowly, very
-slowly, with a grand reproach expressed in
-every feature of its glorious Countenance,
-the heavenly Vision of the Crucified moved
-on,&mdash;the doors of the Abbey opened noiselessly,
-as though flung aside by invisible
-hands, admitting a broad shaft of winter
-moonlight from the outer air,&mdash;and so, never
-once looking back, it passed out and away
-from the crowded church of &#8220;Christian&#8221;
-worshippers, and, melting into the silvery
-radiance of the moon, disappeared. The
-doors closed darkly behind it&mdash;and black
-shadows drooped from the dim cathedral
-arches, hanging drearily over the people,
-and filling the aisles and chapels with a
-dull noxious vapour&mdash;and then with a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_136"></a>[136]</span>
-sudden startling clangour, out rang the Bells
-again! The Bells! Hoarse and reproachful!&mdash;full
-of menace and foreboding, loneliness
-and despair! Such a tolling chime
-they gave as might fit the burial of all the
-faiths and aspirations of the world! They
-spoke of Death, not Life!&mdash;of the black
-grave from which all hope of resurrection
-had been taken,&mdash;with a sob in their savage
-metal throats they proclaimed the closing
-of the gates of Heaven!&mdash;with harsh resistance
-they bewailed the loss of confidence
-in God, of trust in the future, of comfort
-in sorrow&mdash;and with dismal and heavy
-reverberation they thundered forth &#8220;Death!
-Death! Death is the end of all! There
-shall be no Hereafter!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Within the Abbey the people looked
-doubtfully at one another. Some smiled&mdash;some
-sighed,&mdash;one or two had tears in their
-eyes. A faint whisper ran from lip to lip.
-&#8220;Christmas Day!&#8221; they murmured&mdash;&#8220;It
-is Christmas Day!&#8221; And again they sighed<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_137"></a>[137]</span>
-and smiled. But it was evident that the
-old Festival for them held no meaning&mdash;no
-tender or pious memory. Once perhaps it
-might have had&mdash;but now&mdash;! Why now
-the very Spirit and Soul of Christmas had
-departed!&mdash;the doors of the Christian
-Church itself were closed against it,&mdash;the
-Divine Friend of Mankind had passed by
-unheeded, and had gone away from those
-who were passively permitting His honour
-to be assailed,&mdash;what then was Christmas
-Day but the mere empty name of a discarded
-Blessing! The dark shadows steadily
-thickened,&mdash;and Josiah, still grovelling on
-the ground, with the awful clang of the
-moaning Bells in his ears, felt that he was
-being stifled and pressed down into a tomb
-of everlasting icy cold,&mdash;when he was suddenly
-plucked up from his knees by the
-grip of a too familiar claw, and lo!&mdash;the
-Goblin stood confronting him with a sad
-and sober grin.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Dull place, Westminster Abbey!&#8221; it<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_138"></a>[138]</span>
-remarked&mdash;&#8220;Oh hoo-roo! All damp and
-dismals! I wouldn&#8217;t be an England&#8217;s great
-man for anything! It&#8217;s the last reward
-an England&#8217;s great man ever gets,&mdash;the
-&#8216;honour&#8217;&mdash;oh, hoo-roo!&mdash;of being allowed
-to moulder among the most mouldered
-remains that ever mouldered! Hoo-roo!
-I&#8217;m glad the body I used to wear when I
-was a Churchwarden is all turned into
-daisies in a country churchyard. Pretty
-things, daisies! Fancy <i>your</i> old wrinkles
-turning into them!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>McNason was silent. He stood quietly
-resigned to the Goblin&#8217;s clutch, waiting for
-its next move. And while he waited, he
-saw the crowd in front of him sway, part
-asunder, and begin to disperse,&mdash;while the
-Atheist-Preacher, descending from the pulpit,
-held brief conversation with a man
-who took from his hand a roll of paper.
-McNason could hear him speaking, despite
-the space between them.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Here&#8217;s my sermon in full,&#8221;&mdash;he said&mdash;&#8220;I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_139"></a>[139]</span>
-hope you will give it the widest publicity.
-The &#8216;copy&#8217; contains a good many
-effective bits which I was obliged to leave
-out with a mixed congregation. You never
-know how people may take the upsetting
-of their cherished creeds! In such work
-the Press can do more than the Pulpit.
-Nothing like a good Press discussion for
-shaking the old foundations! And I think
-my remarks are likely to cause a fluttering
-in the dove-cotes!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The reporter&mdash;for such he was&mdash;smiled.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You are not afraid of your Archbishop?&#8221;
-he said.</p>
-
-<p>The Atheist-Preacher laughed.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;My Archbishop! He has no time to
-give his attention to any such matter as
-this. He&#8217;s too busy with the claims of
-the Poor Clergy!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>They both laughed then, shook hands and
-separated. McNason, in the Goblin&#8217;s grasp,
-watched them go their several ways, and
-then suddenly recovering his speech, said:&mdash;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_140"></a>[140]</span>&#8220;That man ought to be put out of the
-Church!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Quite right&mdash;so he ought!&#8221; agreed the
-Goblin&mdash;&#8220;You are getting quite discriminating,
-Josiah! He ought to be put out
-of the Church, but who&#8217;s going to do it?
-He isn&#8217;t drunk or disorderly! He&#8217;s a liar
-and a hypocrite, and he&#8217;s taking his &#8216;salary&#8217;
-on false pretences&mdash;but there are hundreds&mdash;perhaps
-thousands&mdash;like him! Besides,
-those who live in glass houses shouldn&#8217;t
-throw stones! You&#8217;re as bad as he is in
-your way! You pretend&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I <i>have</i> pretended&mdash;&mdash;!&#8221; said McNason,
-humbly.</p>
-
-<p>The Goblin looked at him, and closed
-one round eye in a most horrible and
-portentous wink.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I see!&#8221; it observed&mdash;&#8220;You&#8217;re preparing
-to make a good end! You&#8217;re like the
-Naughty Duchess! Oh, hoo-roo! What
-a character <i>she</i> was! She went the pace
-as hard as ever she could till she was quite<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_141"></a>[141]</span>
-worn out and could count her crows-feet,&mdash;then
-she began to go to Church regularly,
-and became publicly charitable. She turned
-herself into a Bazaar Lady; opened several
-soup-kitchens, and used to cry over the
-newest sweet thing in curates. Naughty,
-naughty Duchess! When she died an eminent
-Dean preached a sermon about her.
-She left him five thousand pounds in her
-will. He said she was &#8216;one of the noblest
-women that ever lived.&#8217; And she&#8217;s one of
-us now. Oh hoo-roo! Don&#8217;t you try to
-be like her, McNason!&mdash;it doesn&#8217;t pay!
-Come along!&mdash;Come and take a look at
-London!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>With a fantastic caper, the Goblin sidled
-and skipped out of the Abbey, its conical
-cap glowing like the flame of a will-o&#8217;-the-wisp
-in a dark morass,&mdash;while passively,
-and without any strength to resist its
-imperious lead, the millionaire followed.
-In the full radiance of a moon which made
-the streets as light as day, they presently<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_142"></a>[142]</span>
-stood,&mdash;and as in a fevered dream, Josiah
-saw the familiar clock-tower of Westminster,
-the great square in front of the Houses
-of Parliament, and the twinkling lamps on
-the bridge that spans the steely gleam of
-the river Thames. The dull human roar
-of the great metropolis thundered in his
-ears like the rushing of many waters, and
-while he yet looked on the scene which
-he knew so well, the Goblin took off its
-cap and touched his eyes with its tasselled
-point.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Tick-tock! Tick-tock! Only two thousand
-years by the Spirit&#8217;s clock!&#8221; it said.</p>
-
-<p>And lo!&mdash;the stately tower, buildings
-and streets disappeared! Smooth green
-fields spread out on every side, full-flowering
-with meadow-sweet, buttercups and daisies,&mdash;there
-was no longer any bridge across
-the river, which, flowing calmly between
-low banks of mossy turf and fern, reflected
-the sunshine in a thousand sparkles and
-plashed against the double shores with<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_143"></a>[143]</span>
-musical murmurs of peace. A flock of
-sheep grazed on the quiet pasture, and
-their shepherd sat at his ease by the side
-of the placid stream.</p>
-
-<p>And now the Goblin waved its spidery
-arms.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ask him,&#8221; it said&mdash;&#8220;what has become
-of London!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Obediently McNason put the question.
-The shepherd turned upon him a young
-wondering face.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;London!&#8221; he echoed. Then he smiled.
-&#8220;Oh yes, I think I know what you mean!
-There <i>was</i> a city of that name somewhere
-about here once, but I don&#8217;t know exactly
-where! There&#8217;s nothing of it left now!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Nothing!&#8221; exclaimed McNason, aghast.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Nothing!&#8221;&mdash;And the Goblin, pronouncing
-this word, waved its arms again, whereupon
-the Vision vanished,&mdash;&#8220;Nothing!
-Not a shred!&mdash;not a brick&mdash;not a bone!
-Not even a gold Coin! All the business&mdash;Gone!&mdash;all
-the pleasure&mdash;Gone!&mdash;all the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_144"></a>[144]</span>
-scheming, plotting, lying, cheating, villainy,
-hatred and envy of one human creature
-contesting with the other&mdash;Gone! All the
-self-sufficiency, learning, little wisdom, and
-utter godlessness&mdash;Gone! Such will London
-be in two thousand years! And Nature
-will not miss it! Nature can do without
-it very well; Nature can do without you
-equally well, McNason! The sun will go
-on shining and the birds will go on singing
-none the less because You are wanting!
-Come along!&mdash;come along! In the spirit
-of One Timothy Two, time&#8217;s up! Off we
-go on our last journey!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Once more Josiah fell on his knees.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Spare me!&#8221; he cried&mdash;&#8220;Spare me!
-Surely I have suffered enough!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Suffered? You? Oh Beelzebub!&#8221;
-And the Goblin began to elongate itself
-in its own peculiar and terror-striking style,
-&#8220;You&#8217;ve only just begun to know what
-it is to <i>feel</i>! You hard old scoundrel!
-<i>You</i> talk of suffering!&mdash;why, you have<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_145"></a>[145]</span>
-lived till over sixty years of age, caring
-nothing at all for the troubles of others
-unless you could turn such troubles to
-your own advantage! As a child you were
-selfish,&mdash;as a boy you were selfish,&mdash;as a
-young man you were selfish,&mdash;as an old
-man you are selfish! You have crushed
-out hundreds of human lives in your factories
-as if they were mere ants swarming
-under your iron heel! You have cut down
-the expenses of your business to the narrowest,
-meanest, most pitiful margin,&mdash;you
-&#8216;sweat&#8217; your labourers to such an extent
-that you know you dare not walk through
-your own workshops without a revolver in
-your pocket and a man on either side of
-you for protection&mdash;you are a living curse
-to the majority of those you employ&mdash;and
-they look for your death in the hope that
-after you are gone they will have a kinder
-master! And <i>you</i> quote Shakespeare, do
-you? And the Bible! Oh hoo-roo! Come
-along! Time&#8217;s up, I tell you! And we&#8217;re<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_146"></a>[146]</span>
-not going far. Just a little see-saw ride
-to a Home Sweet Home! A last long
-Home! A Happy Home! Oh hoo-roo-oo-oo!
-One Timothy Two, and away we
-go!&#8221;</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Again a brief spell of semi-consciousness&mdash;a
-kind of waking nightmare in which
-many confused sights and sounds were
-intermingled;&mdash;flying visions of pale worn
-faces full of sorrow and appeal; noises
-as of weeping, with stifled cries and sobs
-of pain;&mdash;and then Josiah McNason opened
-his eyes widely, to find himself lying flat
-on a narrow bed in the centre of a rather
-large room. His head rested on a small,
-very hard pillow,&mdash;and on this pillow
-squatted the Goblin with an air of being
-quite at ease.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Here we are in a happy &#8216;Home,&#8217;
-McNason!&#8221; it chuckled softly in his ear&mdash;&#8220;Don&#8217;t
-worry! Don&#8217;t agitate yourself!<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_147"></a>[147]</span>
-Keep quiet calm! You will have every
-possible attention!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josiah stared helplessly about him. He
-saw his clothes neatly folded and placed
-all together on the top of a chest of drawers,&mdash;his
-top-hat was also a particularly conspicuous
-object on a chair close by. He
-realised that he had been undressed and
-put to bed, but how this had happened
-he could not tell. He turned a miserable
-questioning gaze on the Goblin.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What&mdash;what&#8217;s this?&#8221; he stammered&mdash;&#8220;What
-are you going to do to me?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I?&#8221; And the Goblin, with an injured
-air of perfect innocence, executed a diabolical
-French shrug of its shoulders&mdash;&#8220;I&#8217;m
-not going to do anything to you,
-my dear sir! I wouldn&#8217;t be so cruel!
-It is <span class="allsmcap">THEY</span>!&mdash;<span class="allsmcap">THEY</span> are going to do something
-to you,&mdash;but all for your good!&mdash;oh,
-hoo-roo&mdash;all for your good!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">They!</span> Who were <span class="allsmcap">THEY</span>? With painful
-hesitation Josiah turned his eyes round<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_148"></a>[148]</span>
-about again, and presently saw, standing
-near him like dim figures in a blurred
-photograph, two men talking confidentially
-together&mdash;one fairly young, the other
-elderly,&mdash;while with them was a smart,
-well-set-up, rather perky looking woman
-attired in the conventional grey gown,
-spotless apron and cap of the &#8220;professional&#8221;
-nurse. The elderly man&#8217;s back
-was turned, but he seemed to be expounding
-some knotty point of argument to his
-companions with particular emphasis and
-gusto.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Something&#8217;s gone wrong with the Works,
-McNason!&#8221; said the Goblin, confidentially,
-&#8220;That&#8217;s what&#8217;s the matter?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Works?&#8221; And McNason&#8217;s troubled
-mind immediately reverted to his huge
-factories&mdash;&#8220;What works?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;<span class="smcap">Your</span> works!&#8221; and the Goblin leered
-at him sideways with a frightful grin&mdash;&#8220;Your
-internal works! And these two
-learned gentlemen are going to find out<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_149"></a>[149]</span>
-what it is. You&#8217;re ill, you know!&mdash;you&#8217;re
-very ill! The learned gentlemen don&#8217;t
-quite understand how or why you&#8217;re ill,
-but they&#8217;re going to find out! They&#8217;re
-going to slice you up and see what you&#8217;re
-like inside! It will be most interesting
-and instructive&mdash;to the learned gentlemen!
-It won&#8217;t interest <span class="allsmcap">YOU</span> at all, because you&#8217;re
-to be put under chloroform, and you won&#8217;t
-know anything about it except when you
-&#8216;come to.&#8217; Then you will die! But that
-won&#8217;t particularly matter! The operation
-is sure to be &#8216;most successful.&#8217; An operation
-is always &#8216;successful,&#8217; even if the
-patient never recovers! The medical profession
-must be safeguarded, you know!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>McNason heard, and in an instant became
-a prey to the most violent access of nervous
-horror.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not ill!&#8221; he said fiercely. &#8220;There&#8217;s
-nothing whatever the matter with me!
-How dare you say there is! It&#8217;s all a mistake&mdash;an
-abominable mistake! I&#8217;ve never<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_150"></a>[150]</span>
-suffered from any illness except gout and
-indigestion&mdash;never!&mdash;there&#8217;s no operation
-needed for such ailments!&mdash;what the
-devil do you mean by bringing me
-here?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You <i>will</i> talk about the devil!&#8221; And
-the Goblin shook its tasselled cap at him
-reproachfully&mdash;&#8220;Don&#8217;t say I mentioned
-him first! You&#8217;re ill, I tell you!&mdash;you&#8217;re
-more seriously ill than your old friend Willie
-Dove, and you&#8217;re here <i>because</i> you&#8217;re ill!
-&#8216;To this complexion must we come at last&#8217;!
-Oh Beelzebub! They don&#8217;t know whether
-it&#8217;s cancer or appendicitis with <span class="allsmcap">YOU</span>!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Look here!&#8221; almost shouted Josiah,
-addressing himself to the two men, who,
-with the nurse, still stood together talking,
-but who appeared not to hear him&mdash;&#8220;Take
-me out of this place directly! I&#8217;ve been
-brought here on false pretences! I&#8217;m not
-ill! I don&#8217;t want an operation! I won&#8217;t
-be operated upon! I&#8217;ll&mdash;I&#8217;ll&mdash;&mdash;!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Here exhausted, he sank back on his hard<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_151"></a>[151]</span>
-pillow impotently clenching his hands in a
-paroxysm of rage and fear.</p>
-
-<p>The Goblin grinned.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Now, McNason, keep cool!&#8221; it said&mdash;&#8220;Don&#8217;t
-show temper! Doctors don&#8217;t like
-that sort of thing. They call it &#8216;nerves&#8217;
-and they give you a soothing draught.
-Besides, these two eminent personages who
-are just now discussing your &#8216;case&#8217; can&#8217;t
-hear you, and if they could they wouldn&#8217;t
-listen. One&#8217;s a &#8216;Sir.&#8217; He&#8217;s a clever man,
-of course, or he wouldn&#8217;t be a &#8216;Sir.&#8217; It&#8217;s
-a little unpleasant that the title puts him on
-the same rank with any provincial Mayor
-who has presented an address to the Sovereign!
-But it can&#8217;t be helped. There&#8217;s no
-suitable honour in this country for <i>merely</i>
-intellectual and scientific persons! Now
-about your case&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve <i>no</i> case!&#8221; groaned the wretched
-millionaire&mdash;&#8220;No case at all&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You <i>are</i> a case!&#8221; declared the Goblin&mdash;&#8220;A
-whole case in yourself! A case of a man<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_152"></a>[152]</span>
-gone wrong! A case of a human creature
-who has a stone in the place where his heart
-ought to be!&mdash;a hard, heavy stone, without
-a pulse of love or kindness in it! A case?
-Oh Beelzebub! I should think you <i>are</i> a
-case! Sir Slasher Cut-Em-Up&mdash;that&#8217;s the
-broad-backed elderly gentleman over there,&mdash;thinks
-you&#8217;ve got something &#8216;malignant&#8217;
-inside! Oh hoo-roo-oo-oo! I should think
-you had! Sir Slasher believes it&#8217;s cancer.
-But if it is, they&#8217;ll never find it, McNason!
-No!&mdash;<i>your</i> cancer&#8217;s on the mind!&mdash;and
-they&#8217;ll never cut <i>that</i> out! But they&#8217;re
-going to have a good try!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josiah moaned helplessly.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Sir Slasher Cut-Em-Up is a great vivisector,&#8221;&mdash;proceeded
-the Goblin, cheerfully&mdash;&#8220;He
-knows where to find every little nerve
-and muscle in the body of a dog, for instance.
-I don&#8217;t say your body is at all like that of a
-dog!&mdash;I know your Soul isn&#8217;t half so honest
-or so faithful! Sir Slasher has had more
-than a hundred innocent animals under his<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_153"></a>[153]</span>
-scalpel&mdash;all poor, trustful, good creatures
-whom he has pinned and stretched in every
-possible position on his rack of torture&mdash;whose
-nerves he has severed&mdash;whose muscles
-he has galvanized&mdash;and whom he has killed
-as slowly, as ruthlessly and as criminally as
-any Torquemada that ever roasted a heretic
-to the sound of sacred music! Hoo-roo!
-Sir Slasher knows a thing or two, I can tell
-you! He&#8217;s a licensed murderer of the harmless
-and helpless,&mdash;but even a dog&#8217;s soul has
-a place in the eternal countings, as Sir
-Slasher may find out to his cost when he
-becomes a member of our United Empire
-Club! He cut up a dog yesterday&mdash;now
-he&#8217;s going to cut up <span class="allsmcap">YOU</span>! You&#8217;re a splendid
-subject for him, you know! You&#8217;ve
-got so much <span class="allsmcap">MONEY</span>!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Again Josiah moaned in a stupor of fear.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You&#8217;ve got so much <span class="allsmcap">MONEY</span>!&#8221; repeated
-the Goblin, smacking its wide lips as though
-it were tasting something savoury,&mdash;&#8220;And
-<span class="allsmcap">MONEY</span>&#8217;s a great thing! <span class="smcap">Money</span> has enabled<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_154"></a>[154]</span>
-you to come to this &#8216;Home&#8217;&mdash;one of the most
-select &#8216;Homes&#8217; in London! Oh, Home
-Sweet Home! Oh happy, happy Home!
-It&#8217;s the special pet &#8216;Nursing Home&#8217; of Sir
-Slasher Cut-Em-Up, where he&#8217;s got the
-matron and all the nurses under his big
-Thumb! Oh, hoo-roo! Such a dear Home!
-You pay Five Guineas a week for your room
-to begin with,&mdash;and then when you&#8217;re very
-ill, you pay Ten. Afterwards, when you
-get worse and are likely to die, you pay
-Fifteen. The nurse is extra. If you have
-two nurses you have two extras. Everything
-apart from the room and the bed is
-&#8216;extra.&#8217; If you want a bottle of soda water
-you pay sixpence for a &#8216;split,&#8217; ninepence for
-a full. And so on! And so on! Oh,
-what a dear &#8216;comfy&#8217; Home! There aren&#8217;t
-many like it in London, I can tell you!
-Only a few&mdash;a beautiful, blessed few!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>At this moment, the personage whom the
-Goblin designated as Sir Slasher-Cut-Em-Up
-finished his conversation with his younger<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_155"></a>[155]</span>
-colleague, and both gentlemen smiled pleasantly,
-not to say flirtatiously, at the grey-gowned
-nurse.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Twelve o&#8217;clock to-morrow will do very
-well,&#8221; said Sir Slasher&mdash;&#8220;We shall leave
-you to make all the preliminary arrangements,
-Nurse Drat-Em-All. He&#8217;s asleep
-just now, I see!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not asleep!&#8221;&mdash;gurgled McNason,
-feebly.</p>
-
-<p>But Sir Slasher apparently did not hear.
-He stood by the bedside, smiling blandly,
-his hands clasped behind him under his
-coat-tails.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;One of the richest men in the world!&#8221;
-he ejaculated, appreciatively&mdash;&#8220;Dear me,
-dear me! Ah well, well! Has he any
-family?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;None,&#8221;&mdash;said Nurse Drat-Em-All&mdash;&#8220;He
-had one son, I believe, who died in childhood.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>She spoke primly, her lips opening and shutting
-on her words like a kind of mechanical<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_156"></a>[156]</span>
-valve. But while she spoke she flashed
-her eyes at the younger doctor with a feline
-cajolery in their hard brown depths.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Then who,&#8221; murmured Sir Slasher,
-thoughtfully&mdash;&#8220;Who is to carry on his vast
-business concerns? Who is to inherit his
-enormous fortune?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>No answer was forthcoming to this profound
-proposition.</p>
-
-<p>Sir Slasher thereupon removed his hands
-from under his coat-tails, and consulted his
-watch.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I must be going,&#8221;&mdash;he said&mdash;&#8220;You will
-attend to all that is necessary, Nurse?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Certainly, Sir Slasher!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I shall bring Dr. Choke-Em-Off with me
-to-morrow&mdash;and I think&mdash;yes, I think&#8221;&mdash;here
-he looked benevolently considerate&mdash;&#8220;that
-taking into account Mr. McNason&#8217;s
-great wealth and important position, and&mdash;er&mdash;also&mdash;er&mdash;the
-very great difficulty and
-uncertainty of the operation, Dr. Choke-Em-Off&#8217;s
-fee should be doubled! He is one of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_157"></a>[157]</span>
-our best an&aelig;sthetists&mdash;what do you say,
-Nurse?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Sir Slasher had a delightful smile, and
-he was smiling delightfully now. Nurse
-Drat-Em-All responded to the charm of
-it.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;There is no doubt that it is justifiably
-a case of double fees all round!&#8221; she said,
-her own smile breaking into a giggle.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Exactly!&#8221; And Sir Slasher shed a
-fatherly glance upon her&mdash;&#8220;And our young
-friend here&#8221;&mdash;at this he laid a hand on his
-fellow-surgeon&#8217;s shoulder&mdash;&#8220;Our young and
-brilliant friend will also have an opportunity
-of displaying his skill and securing his reward!
-Of course,&#8221;&mdash;here he became portentously
-business-like&mdash;&#8220;it will be advisable
-to get the patient to sign the required
-cheques in advance,&mdash;there will be no difficulty
-about that I should imagine! Because
-you see,&mdash;afterwards!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah!&mdash;afterwards!&#8221; echoed the younger
-doctor, speaking for the first time.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_158"></a>[158]</span>Sir Slasher tried to look grave, but failed
-in the attempt.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Afterwards,&#8221; he said pleasantly,&mdash;&#8220;the
-worthy millionaire may not be in a condition
-to sign anything! I think&#8221;&mdash;and he
-paused, stroking his smooth double chin&mdash;&#8220;I
-think, Nurse, he should be told that the
-operation is a grave, very grave one, in
-case&mdash;these things sometimes happen!&mdash;in
-case he has not made a will&mdash;or&mdash;let us say
-in case he might wish to make some last
-testamentary gift&mdash;to&mdash;er&mdash;to me?&mdash;or&mdash;or
-to you?&mdash;or to anyone else who may
-have rendered him a service?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll see that he does all that he ought to
-do!&#8221; said Nurse Drat-Em-All, with some
-severity&mdash;&#8220;I like my patients to be prepared
-for the worst!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Quite right&mdash;quite right!&#8221; murmured
-Sir Slasher&mdash;&#8220;But prepare him gently&mdash;quite
-gently, Nurse! By degrees&mdash;and
-cautiously! I <i>have</i> known cases where
-patients, getting too much alarmed, have<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_159"></a>[159]</span>
-made their escape from a home like this by
-jumping out of the window! And strange
-to say they have&mdash;some of them&mdash;escaped
-uninjured!&mdash;and stranger still, they have
-recovered and lived many years! Most
-curious and remarkable! But nerves are
-unaccountable things!&#8221; Here he paused
-and looked again at McNason. &#8220;He sleeps
-very soundly! I should say he was older
-than he admits! Ah well, well! We shall
-see! But I very much fear there&#8217;s no chance
-for his recovery!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Then why not spare the knife and let
-him live as long as Nature will allow him?&#8221;
-asked the younger doctor suddenly.</p>
-
-<p>Sir Slasher looked amazed and reproachful.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;My dear sir! I was called in by Mr.
-McNason, and I must do my best for such
-a very wealthy man! Besides, I think his
-is a very complex case, and likely to prove
-most helpful and instructive. To-morrow
-at twelve o&#8217;clock, Nurse! Good-evening!&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_160"></a>[160]</span>And Sir Slasher Cut-Em-Up walked softly
-out of the room, followed by his colleague.
-Nurse Drat-Em-All, with a casual glance at
-the bed where Josiah McNason lay, settled
-her cap more coquettishly on her head and
-tripped after them.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;They&#8217;re gone!&#8221; said the Goblin then,
-sliding down from the pillow and sitting
-astride on Josiah&#8217;s recumbent body&mdash;&#8220;But
-Nurse Drat-Em-All will soon be back!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want her back!&#8221; groaned
-McNason, making an attempt to draw up
-the bed-quilt in order to cover his eyes, in
-which effort he did not succeed&mdash;&#8220;I don&#8217;t
-want anything! Leave me alone!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Sorry I can&#8217;t oblige you!&#8221; replied the
-Goblin&mdash;&#8220;I can&#8217;t leave you alone till you
-leave <span class="allsmcap">YOURSELF</span> alone! And Nurse Drat-Em-All
-must come back to attend to her
-duties! She&#8217;s got a lot of things to do to
-you!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>McNason peered over the extreme edge
-of the bed-quilt.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_161"></a>[161]</span>&#8220;A lot of things to do to me?&#8221; he
-echoed, whimperingly&mdash;&#8220;What&mdash;what will
-she do?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;She will wash you first!&#8221; said the
-Goblin, briskly&mdash;&#8220;All over! Oh, such a
-nice wash! Made of carbolic disinfectant!
-And you will be so clean&mdash;<i>outside</i> you!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Josiah closed his eyes shudderingly.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And then you will be put into a new
-flannel night-shirt,&#8221;&mdash;went on the Goblin&mdash;&#8220;And
-you will perhaps be allowed a cup
-of hot milk or beef tea. And when you&#8217;re
-nice and warm and clean and cosy, Nurse
-Drat-Em-All will come and tell you to
-prepare for your end!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No&mdash;no!&#8221; cried McNason&mdash;&#8220;I&#8217;m not
-ill!&mdash;and I&#8217;m not ready&mdash;!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You <i>are</i> ill!&#8221; declared the Goblin,
-firmly&mdash;&#8220;And never mind about not being
-ready for your end. Nurse Drat-Em-All
-will <i>make</i> you ready! She&#8217;ll tell you what
-a very serious and expensive matter it will
-be to slice you up scientifically to-morrow<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_162"></a>[162]</span>&mdash;and
-she will ask you where your cheque
-book is&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I won&#8217;t tell her&mdash;I won&#8217;t&mdash;&#8221; stuttered
-McNason.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh yes, you will! <i>She&#8217;ll</i> get it out of
-you! And then you&#8217;ll write a big cheque
-for Sir Slasher Cut-Em-Up, and another for
-the matron of this happy &#8216;Home&#8217;&mdash;and
-for Dr. Choke-Em-Off,&mdash;and for everybody
-else who wants a fee for sending you into
-the next world&mdash;and then&mdash;then you&#8217;ll be
-allowed to sleep if you can! And to-morrow&mdash;to-morrow&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Here the Goblin paused. Josiah raised
-himself up on his hard pillow and looked
-at it with appealing eyes.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Not so very long ago,&#8221;&mdash;it went on
-presently, in a kind of sing-song monotone,
-&#8220;A man I knew went to a &#8216;Home&#8217;
-something like this, only not quite so up-to-date
-and expensive. He was a bold,
-kindly, genial creature, fond of life and
-life&#8217;s pleasures. Something went wrong<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_163"></a>[163]</span>
-with him and he consulted the doctors.
-They told him he had an internal ailment,
-but they could not tell whether it was
-&#8216;malignant&#8217; or not, till they had, so to
-speak, &#8216;opened him up.&#8217; He felt strong and
-hopeful, and consented to the operation.
-The surgeons did their work&mdash;and how they
-did it, of course, only they can tell. But
-it was, according to their own report, &#8216;successful.&#8217;
-In forty-eight hours the warm-blooded
-personality of the man that had
-talked, smiled and jested with his own
-danger, was a mere lump of cold, stiff clay.
-He had relatives&mdash;oh yes!&mdash;he had children
-for whom he had worked all his life. What
-did they do? Why, they allowed his body
-which had so lately pulsated with love for
-them all, to be taken away from the &#8216;home&#8217;
-in which he died, and laid in a dismal vault
-without a single soul to keep watch by it
-at night or say a prayer! The world is
-growing callous concerning the dead, you
-know! And they don&#8217;t keep corpses in<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_164"></a>[164]</span>
-&#8216;Homes.&#8217; When a man dies under an
-operation he must be &#8216;removed&#8217; by his
-family at once. In this case the poor
-fellow was &#8216;removed&#8217; to a chill city mortuary.
-His children, warm and comfortable,
-ate food as usual and discussed the funeral
-business. Down in the cold and darkness
-lay the once animated, cheery, generous-hearted
-man, alone&mdash;all, all, alone!&mdash;shut
-out from the movement and light of natural
-things, with no loving eyes to keep watch
-by his mortal remains,&mdash;no tender hands
-to lay flowers on his lifeless breast!&mdash;and
-yet sentimentalists talk about family love
-and home-affections! Oh hoo-roo!&#8221; And
-the Goblin actually had tears like sparks of
-fiery dew in its eyes&mdash;&#8220;You ought to be
-glad you&#8217;ve got no children, McNason!
-You&#8217;ve got <span class="allsmcap">MONEY</span> instead! And <span class="allsmcap">MONEY</span>
-will enable you to have your body carried
-home grandly to your country seat by
-special train! You can be laid out in state
-if you like!&mdash;provided you give the order<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_165"></a>[165]</span>
-before Sir Slasher Cut-Em-Up arrives to-morrow&mdash;candles
-burning all round you and
-wreaths on your coffin,&mdash;it&#8217;s all done for
-<span class="allsmcap">MONEY</span>!&mdash;and you can have a most expensive
-funeral,&mdash;a beautiful mausoleum,&mdash;a
-marble monument and a lying Epitaph!
-All for <span class="allsmcap">MONEY</span>! <span class="smcap">Money&#8217;s</span> a great thing,
-McNason!&mdash;and you&#8217;ve got it! Oh Beelzebub!
-You&#8217;ve got it! But you&#8217;ve got
-nothing else!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>At this juncture McNason suddenly sat
-up in bed.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes, I have!&#8221; he said, with a kind of
-trembling eagerness&mdash;&#8220;I&#8217;ve got something
-else! I&#8217;ve got <span class="allsmcap">YOU</span>! And I want&mdash;I want
-to make a friend of <span class="allsmcap">YOU</span>!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The Goblin opened its round eyes so wide
-that they threatened to fall out.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, you do, do you?&#8221; it queried
-doubtfully&mdash;&#8220;That&#8217;s odd! Now what put
-that into your head?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know&mdash;I don&#8217;t know!&#8221; stammered
-McNason agitatedly&mdash;&#8220;But I think&mdash;&mdash;I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_166"></a>[166]</span>
-feel&mdash;&mdash;you don&#8217;t really want to do
-me any harm! Look here!&mdash;Get me out
-of this! Take me away&mdash;take me away&mdash;take
-me home!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The Goblin took off its conical cap and
-examined the interior of that head gear
-with critical gravity. Its hair, in the all-round
-style, seemed blacker and stickier
-than ever, and its features worked into the
-most alarming contortions.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Take you home!&#8221; it echoed&mdash;&#8220;What!
-Before Nurse Drat-Em-All comes back?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes&mdash;yes!&#8221; and Josiah wrung his
-hands imploringly; &#8220;Take me away at
-once&mdash;&mdash;!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;But you&#8217;re ill!&#8221; said the Goblin&mdash;&#8220;You&#8217;re
-very ill!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You <span class="allsmcap">ARE</span>! You&#8217;ve got a cancer!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I haven&#8217;t!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You <span class="allsmcap">HAVE</span>! It&#8217;s called Selfishness!
-It is eating your life away,&mdash;poisoning your
-blood&mdash;rotting your Soul!&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_167"></a>[167]</span>&#8220;I&#8217;ll get rid of it!&mdash;I&#8217;ll&mdash;I&#8217;ll cut it out
-myself!&#8221;&mdash;and in his excitement McNason
-caught hold of the Goblin&#8217;s claw and pressed
-it fervently&mdash;&#8220;I will&mdash;I will! Only take
-me out of this! Give me a chance!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re feverish too!&#8221; continued the
-Goblin, severely. &#8220;Your temperature has
-gone up to the very highest point of
-Fraudulent Philanthropy!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I know&mdash;I know!&mdash;but it will be all
-right!&mdash;only let me get home, and you
-shall see&mdash;you shall see&mdash;&mdash;!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Here his voice ebbed away into a kind
-of choked sob.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And I&#8217;m not sure that you haven&#8217;t got
-eczema,&#8221;&mdash;pursued the Goblin&mdash;&#8220;Your
-snobbish hankering after a Peerage will
-probably break out in a rash all over you!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It won&#8217;t!&#8221; said McNason&mdash;&#8220;It shan&#8217;t!
-I&#8217;ll&mdash;I&#8217;ll do whatever you tell me&mdash;&mdash;!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Oh, will you really though!&#8221; And the
-Goblin sniffed the air with its terribly
-plastic nose very dubiously&mdash;&#8220;Do you mean<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_168"></a>[168]</span>
-it? Or is it all funk? And only because
-you want to get away from Sir Slasher
-Cut-Em-Up? I don&#8217;t believe in death-bed
-repentances!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not&mdash;it&#8217;s not a death-bed repentance!&#8221;
-wailed McNason&mdash;&#8220;I don&#8217;t want
-this to be my death-bed! I want to die
-in my own home!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah! So does Willie Dove!&#8221; said the
-Goblin. &#8220;Perhaps you can understand now
-why his wife doesn&#8217;t want to send him to
-a Hospital!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>McNason shuddered. Time was flying
-fast, he thought&mdash;that cruel-looking Nurse
-Drat-Em-All would be coming back immediately!&mdash;and
-with an imploring cry he
-held out his arms to the Goblin.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Ah, be good to me!&#8221; he moaned&mdash;&#8220;Take
-me home! I&#8217;ll promise anything&mdash;anything!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s easy to promise,&#8221;&mdash;said the Goblin,
-&#8220;Anyone can do that! But will you
-keep your promises? For instance, will<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_169"></a>[169]</span>
-you think of some other few things besides
-<span class="allsmcap">YOURSELF</span>?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>McNason lifted his trembling hands in the
-fashion of one invoking the gods.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I will!&mdash;I will!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You are a Man of <span class="smcap">Money</span>,&#8221;&mdash;pursued
-the Goblin&mdash;&#8220;And with all the <span class="allsmcap">MONEY</span> you
-possess will you think of <span class="allsmcap">POVERTY</span>? Of the
-thousands and thousands of human beings
-made of the same flesh and blood as yourself,
-who perish every year for lack of
-food? Of infants starving? Of patient
-genius, toiling for mere pence? Of delicate
-women working their lives away in order
-to provide sustenance for their children?
-Will you think of all these, and help them
-when you can?&mdash;not grudgingly, nor patronisingly,&mdash;but
-with a full heart and a
-generous spirit?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Faintly as a bride at the altar, McNason
-murmured &#8220;I will!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You are a Man of Luxury,&#8221;&mdash;went on
-the Goblin&mdash;&#8220;Will you think of <span class="allsmcap">CRIME</span>?<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_170"></a>[170]</span>
-Of the woeful sins which wretched men are
-driven to commit through want and misery?
-Of the prisons, crowded with branded human
-creatures, who in nine cases out of ten
-owe their guilt to the evil persuasions of
-others more cunning, more treacherous and
-powerful than themselves! Of unhappy
-mothers, gone mad with despair, who have
-murdered their children rather than see
-them die of hunger! Of girls, once innocent,&mdash;betrayed,
-ruined and deserted by
-the villainy and cruelty of such devils in
-the shape of men that even Hell might
-close its doors against them! Will you
-think of <span class="allsmcap">CRIME</span>?&mdash;and, thinking of it, will
-you remember that it is often the sight of
-a man like <span class="allsmcap">YOU</span>,&mdash;over-prosperous, over-proud,&mdash;that
-helps to drive the poor into
-the labyrinths of envy, hatred, drink,
-murder and suicide! Will you think of
-<span class="allsmcap">CRIME</span>?&mdash;and do your best to fight against
-it with all your influence, all your power
-and all your <span class="allsmcap">MONEY</span>?&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_171"></a>[171]</span>And at this juncture the Goblin looked
-positively terrific. McNason quailed before
-its Gorgon eyes, and shivered.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&mdash;I will try!&#8221; he murmured.</p>
-
-<p>The Goblin rose on its skeleton toes and
-lifted its skeleton arms. Its voice grew
-loud and shrill.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You are a Man of Commerce and
-Calculation,&#8221;&mdash;it said&mdash;&#8220;Will you think of
-<span class="allsmcap">WAR</span>! Think of nation rising against nation
-and kingdom against kingdom! The beginning
-of sorrows! Think of widows and
-orphans!&mdash;think of thousands of dying and
-dead men! Of human blood springing hot
-to heaven and clamouring for vengeance!
-Of burning cities and wrecked ships!
-Hark! Listen to the rush of waters and
-the roll of guns!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>And now, as the Goblin spoke, there came
-a distant booming sound upon the air,
-mingled with the measured tramp of many
-marching feet, and hundreds of male voices
-strongly uplifted in defiant chorus:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_172"></a>[172]</span></p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="first">&#8220;<span class="smcap">We</span> sweep the seas!</div>
-<div class="indent">Our glorious flag unfurl&#8217;d</div>
-<div class="verse">From North to South, from East to West</div>
-<div class="indent">Shines o&#8217;er the world!</div>
-<div class="verse">Our cannon&#8217;s bellowing thunder</div>
-<div class="indent">Roars with the roaring waves&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">For Britain&#8217;s foes wild ocean holds</div>
-<div class="indent">Nothing but graves!</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="first">&#8220;<span class="smcap">We</span> sweep the seas!&mdash;</div>
-<div class="indent">On waters far and near</div>
-<div class="verse">Our signals flash, and write in fire</div>
-<div class="indent"><span class="smcap">Our</span> meanings clear!</div>
-<div class="verse">No other land, no other race</div>
-<div class="indent">Can match our British men!&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">They&#8217;ve won a thousand fights before,</div>
-<div class="indent">They&#8217;ll win again!</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="first">&#8220;<span class="smcap">We</span> sweep the seas!&mdash;</div>
-<div class="indent">We rule the restless foam!</div>
-<div class="verse">We struggle not for place or pelf,</div>
-<div class="indent">We fight for Home!</div>
-<div class="verse">Loud let the shout of &#8216;Victory!&#8217;</div>
-<div class="indent">Ring on the fav&#8217;ring breeze,&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">Down with the foe ten fathoms deep!</div>
-<div class="indent"><span class="smcap">We</span> sweep the seas!&#8221;</div>
-</div></div></div>
-
-<p>&#8220;War!&#8221; said the Goblin, tossing its
-arms wildly as the sounds died away,&mdash;&#8220;War!
-Accursed, yet triumphant War!<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_173"></a>[173]</span>
-Think of it, <span class="allsmcap">YOU</span>, with your millions! <i>Can</i>
-you, <i>will</i> you think of it without <span class="allsmcap">SPECULATING</span>
-in the wide-spread misery it involves?
-Without making more <span class="allsmcap">MONEY</span> on the traffic
-in blood? Without lending yourself and
-your wealth to wicked Contracts by which
-you steal from your Country&#8217;s government
-and line your own pockets? <i>Can</i> you be
-true to the land in which you live? <i>Can</i>
-you,&mdash;<i>will</i> you boldly refuse to sell material
-assistance for your own personal advantage
-to your Country&#8217;s foes?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Lashed into a fit of nervous desperation
-McNason almost shouted:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I can! I can! And I will!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Whereupon the Goblin put on its conical
-cap.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You are coming round, McNason!&#8221;
-it observed encouragingly&mdash;&#8220;You are really
-coming round! I think you are better!
-Your temperature is lower&mdash;nearer the
-normal Principle! Principle is an excellent
-pulse&mdash;it&#8217;s firm and steady, and keeps<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_174"></a>[174]</span>
-the whole body going wholesomely! Very
-few have it nowadays, and as a natural consequence
-the statistics of insane and diseased
-persons show an alarming increase! Now,&#8221;&mdash;this
-with an oblique but not unfriendly
-leer&mdash;&#8220;Are you sure you feel well enough to
-go home?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Sure&mdash;sure!&#8221;&mdash;and Josiah began
-to scramble out of bed in his excitement&mdash;&#8220;I&#8217;ll
-get my clothes on in a
-minute&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Won&#8217;t you wait for Nurse Drat-Em-All?&#8221;
-suggested the Goblin with a chuckle,
-&#8220;She&#8217;ll be back directly!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No&mdash;no&mdash;<span class="allsmcap">NO</span>!&#8221; Here his voice faltered
-and died away as he discovered to his terror
-that he had no power to put his feet to the
-floor, nor could he reach his clothes. &#8220;Oh,
-I am so helpless!&#8221; he wailed&mdash;&#8220;So feeble
-and helpless! Oh dear, oh dear! What
-shall I do!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Have a split soda!&#8221; said the Goblin&mdash;&#8220;In
-this dear sweet &#8216;Home&#8217; it&#8217;s only<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_175"></a>[175]</span>
-sixpence! But if you put a B in it, it&#8217;s
-two shillings!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Half mad with impatience, Josiah wriggled
-about in the bed, turning his imploring
-eyes on the relentless Goblin, who, perched
-on the quilt, was beginning to elongate
-itself in the most leisurely manner.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I suppose you want to keep Christmas
-now!&#8221; it remarked presently&mdash;&#8220;And you&#8217;re
-in a hurry to begin. Is that it?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yes&mdash;yes, that&#8217;s it!&#8221; stuttered Josiah,
-&#8220;You&#8217;ll take me, won&#8217;t you&mdash;you&#8217;ll take
-me&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The Goblin waved its claw. And in
-another instant Josiah McNason stood erect,
-fully clothed, gazing fearfully up&mdash;up, ever
-so high at the indescribable face and form
-which now loomed like a monstrous bat
-above him. So tall had it suddenly grown
-and so thin,&mdash;so terrible were its goggle
-eyes,&mdash;so enigmatical its wide grin, that
-anxious as he was to depart from his present
-place of torture, he shook like a leaf in a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_176"></a>[176]</span>
-stiff breeze at the prospect of another
-&#8220;airship&#8221; voyage with such a fearsome
-skipper of the winds.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;One Timothy Two!&#8221; said the Goblin,&mdash;and
-its voice seemed to fall from some
-magic pinnacle reared miles above the
-clouds&mdash;&#8220;One Timothy Two! Grace,
-Mercy, Peace! Time to keep Christmas!
-Christmas Day and Christmas Bells! Come
-along! Come along! Home for the holidays!
-Off we go!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Stooping forward like a giant Cloud from
-the sky, the Goblin whisked off the shrinking,
-shuddering millionaire as easily as a
-gust of wind whisks off the broken branch
-of a tree, and spreading its great wings,
-whirled with a wild &#8220;Hoo-roo-oo-oo!&#8221; out
-into the starry spaces of the night.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Now came soft pauses of silence,&mdash;flashing
-gleams of colour like broken rainbows
-floating at will through the pure ether,&mdash;glimpses<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_177"></a>[177]</span>
-of clear sky wherein the greater
-planets shone gloriously, resembling revolving
-lights set in the watch-towers of Heaven,&mdash;straying
-films of pearly vapour through
-which the moon peered fitfully with a
-doubtful brilliancy&mdash;then lo! the dear
-familiar Earth, lifting its dark rim against
-the pale blue reaches of the morning&mdash;and
-then the Sun! Warm with its golden
-heart&#8217;s effulgence, the splendid Orb of life
-and health and beauty rose in a flood of
-glory over the mountain-tops and over the
-seas,&mdash;spreading radiance on the wintry
-fields,&mdash;illumining the leafless trees,&mdash;and
-deepening to a more vivid scarlet the
-berries of the thick green holly, and the
-dainty feathers on the breasts of the robins.
-And the Bells!&mdash;oh, the Bells! How they
-rang!&mdash;how they sang in all the turrets
-and steeples of every church that lifted its
-shining spire to the sunshine! &#8220;Peace&mdash;Good&mdash;will&mdash;!
-Peace&mdash;Good&mdash;will!&#8221; they
-seemed to say over and over again with such<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_178"></a>[178]</span>
-a gladness and a thankfulness in their soft
-chiming as made the heart grow full of tenderness
-and tears! And now, all suddenly,
-a tremulous little chorus of small fresh
-voices began to mingle with the Bells&#8217;
-sweet tune&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">&#8220;God rest you, merry gentlemen!</div>
-<div class="indent">Let nothing you dismay!</div>
-<div class="verse">Remember Christ our Saviour</div>
-<div class="indent">Was born on Christmas Day!&#8221;</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Then came a pause,&mdash;a murmur&mdash;and
-again the quaint old melody began&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">&#8220;God rest you, merry gentlemen!</div>
-<div class="indent">Let nothing you dismay!&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Uttering a smothered cry, Josiah McNason
-started to his feet. What&mdash;what was this?
-Where was he? Wildly he stared about
-him&mdash;and then with a kind of hysterical
-shout, recognised his surroundings.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m at home!&#8221; he cried&mdash;&#8220;At home!
-In my own house! In my own room!
-Thank God!&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_179"></a>[179]</span>Pressing his hands to his forehead he
-gazed bewilderedly at every familiar object.
-There was his desk&mdash;his armchair,&mdash;(he
-seemed to have just sprung out of that
-chair)&mdash;the fireplace, where now there was
-no fire but only a heap of white ashes in
-the grate&mdash;the telephone&mdash;ah, that telephone!&mdash;his
-papers, books, letters, ink,
-pens&mdash;ledgers&mdash;and a cheque-book,... On
-this last object his eyes rested meditatively.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It was a dream!&#8221; he muttered&mdash;&#8220;A
-horrible, horrible dream! Nothing else!
-It was a Dream!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It <span class="allsmcap">WASN&#8217;T</span>!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The answer came sharply and with remarkable
-emphasis.</p>
-
-<p>Josiah trembled violently. He was not
-yet alone then? A sudden thought struck
-him, and a light came into his eyes&mdash;a
-light new and strange, that gave them quite
-a youthful sparkle.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;At any rate,&#8221;&mdash;he said&mdash;&#8220;I&#8217;ll be before
-Pitt this time! I&#8217;ll&mdash;I&#8217;ll cut him out!&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_180"></a>[180]</span>And sitting down at his desk, he drew
-pen and paper to his aid, and wrote the
-following&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>&#8220;My dear Sir,&mdash;I am exceedingly sorry
-to hear of your precarious condition of
-health, especially when I recall the strength
-and activity which used to distinguish you
-so greatly at one time when you did such
-excellent work for the firm. I understand
-from my overseer, Mr. Pitt, that a couple
-of hundred pounds will be useful to you
-at this particular juncture, and I have
-much pleasure in enclosing you a cheque
-for that amount as a slight testimony of
-my great appreciation of your former
-faithful services. Trusting you will pull
-through your illness, and assuring you of the
-great satisfaction it gives me to be of assistance
-to you in a time of need, believe me,
-with best wishes for a pleasant Christmas,</p>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="indentright">&#8220;Yours obliged and sincerely.</span><br />
-
-&#8220;<span class="smcap">Josiah McNason</span>.&#8221;</p></div>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_181"></a>[181]</span>Taking his cheque-book, he wrote the
-required formula, that Two Hundred Pounds
-(200<i>l.</i>) should be paid to William Dove
-&#8220;or order,&#8221; and signed his name &#8220;Josiah
-McNason&#8221; with a free proud dash under
-the signature that made it even more
-characteristic than usual. Putting letter
-and cheque in an envelope, he sealed and
-addressed it to &#8220;William Dove, Esq.,&#8221; and
-enclosed the whole packet in another envelope
-with a few words addressed to Mr.
-Pitt.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I think,&#8221;&mdash;he said then, with a bland,
-almost smiling air&mdash;&#8220;that will do for Mr.
-Pitt! Mr. Pitt will find himself out of
-court this time!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>He got up from his desk and stood
-irresolute. Then he rang his bell.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;This must be taken by special messenger,&#8221;&mdash;he
-said&mdash;&#8220;There&#8217;s no late post
-on Christmas Day!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>He smiled, and rubbed his hands. At
-that instant the door opened, and his<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_182"></a>[182]</span>
-servant Towler appeared, with a pale,
-rather scared face.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Good-morning, Towler!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Good-morning, sir! Glad to see you
-well, sir!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Glad to see me well! Have I been
-ill, then?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;No, sir I&mdash;at least I hope not, sir!
-But I went to call you at seven o&#8217;clock,
-as you told me, sir, and you weren&#8217;t in
-your room, and your bed hadn&#8217;t been
-slept in&mdash;and&mdash;I&mdash;er&mdash;didn&#8217;t know what
-to think, sir! I didn&#8217;t dare to come in
-here!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I was busy,&#8221;&mdash;said Josiah, calmly&mdash;&#8220;Very
-busy!&mdash;tremendously busy all night!
-What time is it now?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Nine o&#8217;clock, sir!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And it&#8217;s Christmas Day, isn&#8217;t it?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yessir!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Here&#8217;s a sovereign for you,&#8221;&mdash;and
-McNason handed that coin to his astonished
-retainer&mdash;&#8220;And just get someone to<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_183"></a>[183]</span>
-take this letter to Mr. Pitt&#8217;s house at once.
-It&#8217;s important.&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Yessir! Certainly, sir! Thank-you,
-sir! A Merry Christmas to you, sir!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Thank-you! Same to you!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Backing deferentially out of his master&#8217;s
-presence, Towler ran downstairs as fast as
-he could into the servants&#8217; hall, there
-announcing that &#8220;Something&#8217;s happened to
-the Governor! He&#8217;s too pleasant to last!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>And McNason, still standing thoughtfully
-by his desk, repeated again in an undertone:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It was a Dream! It must have been
-a Dream!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;It <span class="allsmcap">WASN&#8217;T</span>!&#8221; And a shrill falsetto
-voice rang clear on the silence. &#8220;Hoo-roo&mdash;oo&mdash;oo!
-Don&#8217;t you dare to call <span class="allsmcap">ME</span>
-a Dream!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>And with a violent shock of renewed
-terror McNason saw, poised between him
-and the sunlight which poured through
-the windows, the Goblin, shrunk in size
-to the smallest quaintest creature possible,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_184"></a>[184]</span>
-holding over its strangely shaped head a
-sprig of holly, exactly as a man holds an
-open umbrella.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going!&#8221; it said&mdash;&#8220;But don&#8217;t you
-be such a fool as to think yourself a Something
-and me a Nothing! You&#8217;ll make
-an awful mistake if you do!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry!&#8221; said McNason, humbly&mdash;&#8220;I
-don&#8217;t want to make any more mistakes&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You&#8217;d better not!&#8221; said the Goblin,
-and its form began to grow more vague
-and indistinct&mdash;&#8220;You&#8217;ve got the chance
-you asked for&mdash;but if you lose it now&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I won&#8217;t!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;What you would like to think was only
-a Dream, is a Supernatural Reality!&#8221;
-went on the Goblin; &#8220;It has all happened,
-or it <i>will</i> happen if you don&#8217;t take care!
-If your mind breeds disease, so will your
-body,&mdash;and Sir Slasher will have to be
-called in! And if he&#8217;s once called in,
-<span class="allsmcap">YOU</span> will be called <span class="allsmcap">OUT</span>!&#8221;</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_185"></a>[185]</span>McNason shuddered,&mdash;but was silent.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;You&#8217;ve begun to keep Christmas in the
-proper way for the first time in your life,&#8221;&mdash;and
-the Goblin&#8217;s voice grew fainter and
-fainter&mdash;&#8220;But if you don&#8217;t go on keeping
-it!&mdash;&mdash;&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I will!&#8221; cried Josiah, eagerly&mdash;&#8220;I
-will!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;In the spirit of One Timothy
-Two?&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I will!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Grace&mdash;mercy&mdash;peace!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>The words floated on the air like a breath&mdash;and
-then, the Goblin turned its back and
-began to trot slowly away under its holly
-sunshade. Smaller and smaller it grew,
-till it looked no bigger than a tiny Christmas
-doll on a Christmas tree. And then all at
-once a shining tangle of golden curls and a
-glitter of sparkling eyes flashed against the
-window&mdash;a semi-circle of children pressed
-their round rosy faces close to the panes,
-and again began to sing:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_186"></a>[186]</span></p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">&#8220;God rest you, merry Gentlemen!</div>
-<div class="indent">Let nothing you dismay!</div>
-<div class="verse">Remember Christ our Saviour</div>
-<div class="indent">Was born on Christmas Day!&#8221;</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Whereat the great Josiah McNason, multi-millionaire,
-laughed,&mdash;actually laughed!
-Going to the window he threw it open, and
-putting a hand into his pocket, he took
-out a bunch of silver.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Hullo, youngsters!&#8221; he cried&mdash;&#8220;Christmas
-morning, eh? Here you are!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Out flew threepences, sixpences and
-shillings in a shower.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Fair play!&#8221; he exclaimed&mdash;&#8220;Equal
-profits! Don&#8217;t trample one on the other!
-Girls first, boys next! The strong must
-help the weak! That&#8217;s right!&mdash;all good
-friends together&mdash;all happy! No envy, no
-jealousy,&mdash;all peace and goodwill! A Merry
-Christmas!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!&#8221;
-shouted the astonished children, as, jumping
-for joy, they gathered up their gifts.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_187"></a>[187]</span>&#8220;Merry Christmas!&#8221; lisped a small boy
-with a flaxen head, sturdily clambering up
-to the window from the lawn a couple of
-feet below, and looking boldly in the face of
-the world&#8217;s celebrated Rich Man;&mdash;&#8220;God
-Bless You!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>And the Rich Man answered gently:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;God bless you, little man!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>Then the whole group of young folks,
-determined to do the best they could for
-what they had received, burst out again
-in lusty chorus:</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">&#8220;God rest you, merry Gentle Man!</div>
-<div class="indent">Let nothing you dismay!</div>
-<div class="verse">Remember Christ our Saviour</div>
-<div class="indent">Was born on Christmas Day!&#8221;</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>And Josiah McNason, listening quietly,
-while the old carol was sung through, saw,
-as he gazed beyond the children&#8217;s faces into
-the Christmas morning sunshine, a tiny
-Shape slowly disappearing into space&mdash;a
-Shape so delicate as to seem no more than<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_188"></a>[188]</span>
-one of the sunbeams,&mdash;while a voice, fine
-and far, yet clear as a flute said:</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;Remember!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;I will!&#8221; he answered, under his breath.</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;In the spirit of One Timothy Two,
-good-bye!&#8221; whispered the Goblin&mdash;&#8220;Grace&mdash;Mercy&mdash;Peace!&#8221;</p>
-
-<p>&#8220;And Christmas Day!&#8221; said Josiah&mdash;&#8220;I
-shall remember!&#8221;</p>
-
-
-<p class="center">THE END</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
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-<div class="chapter">
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-</div>
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