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+ THE LIVES
+ OF
+ THE TWELVE CAESARS
+
+ By
+ C. Suetonius Tranquillus;
+
+ To which are added,
+
+ HIS LIVES OF THE GRAMMARIANS, RHETORICIANS, AND POETS.
+
+
+ The Translation of
+ Alexander Thomson, M.D.
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+ revised and corrected by
+ T.Forester, Esq., A.M.
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+(251)
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+ CAIUS CAESAR CALIGULA.
+
+
+I. Germanicus, the father of Caius Caesar, and son of Drusus and the
+younger Antonia, was, after his adoption by Tiberius, his uncle,
+preferred to the quaestorship [377] five years before he had attained the
+legal age, and immediately upon the expiration of that office, to the
+consulship [378]. Having been sent to the army in Germany, he restored
+order among the legions, who, upon the news of Augustus's death,
+obstinately refused to acknowledge Tiberius as emperor [379], and offered
+to place him at the head of the state. In which affair it is difficult
+to say, whether his regard to filial duty, or the firmness of his
+resolution, was most conspicuous. Soon afterwards he defeated the enemy,
+and obtained the honours of a triumph. Being then made consul for the
+second time [380], before he could enter upon his office he was obliged
+to set out suddenly for the east, where, after he had conquered the king
+of Armenia, and reduced Cappadocia into the form of a province, he died
+at Antioch, of a lingering distemper, in the thirty-fourth year of his
+age [381], not without the suspicion of being poisoned. For besides the
+livid spots which appeared all over his body, and a foaming at the mouth;
+when his corpse was burnt, the heart was found entire among the bones;
+its nature being such, as it is supposed, that when tainted by poison, it
+is indestructible by fire. [382]
+
+II. It was a prevailing opinion, that he was taken off by the
+contrivance of Tiberius, and through the means of Cneius Piso. This
+person, who was about the same time prefect of Syria, and made no secret
+of his position being such, that (252) he must either offend the father
+or the son, loaded Germanicus, even during his sickness, with the most
+unbounded and scurrilous abuse, both by word and deed; for which, upon
+his return to Rome, he narrowly escaped being torn to pieces by the
+people, and was condemned to death by the senate.
+
+III. It is generally agreed, that Germanicus possessed all the noblest
+endowments of body and mind in a higher degree than had ever before
+fallen to the lot of any man; a handsome person, extraordinary courage,
+great proficiency in eloquence and other branches of learning, both Greek
+and Roman; besides a singular humanity, and a behaviour so engaging, as
+to captivate the affections of all about him. The slenderness of his
+legs did not correspond with the symmetry and beauty of his person in
+other respects; but this defect was at length corrected by his habit of
+riding after meals. In battle, he often engaged and slew an enemy in
+single combat. He pleaded causes, even after he had the honour of a
+triumph. Among other fruits of his studies, he left behind him some
+Greek comedies. Both at home and abroad he always conducted himself in a
+manner the most unassuming. On entering any free and confederate town,
+he never would be attended by his lictors. Whenever he heard, in his
+travels, of the tombs of illustrious men, he made offerings over them to
+the infernal deities. He gave a common grave, under a mound of earth, to
+the scattered relics of the legionaries slain under Varus, and was the
+first to put his hand to the work of collecting and bringing them to the
+place of burial. He was so extremely mild and gentle to his enemies,
+whoever they were, or on what account soever they bore him enmity, that,
+although Piso rescinded his decrees, and for a long time severely
+harassed his dependents, he never showed the smallest resentment, until
+he found himself attacked by magical charms and imprecations; and even
+then the only steps he took was to renounce all friendship with him,
+according to ancient custom, and to exhort his servants to avenge his
+death, if any thing untoward should befall him.
+
+IV. He reaped the fruit of his noble qualities in abundance, being so
+much esteemed and beloved by his friends, that Augustus (to say nothing
+of his other relations) being a long time in doubt, whether he should not
+appoint him his successor, at last ordered Tiberius to adopt him. He was
+so extremely popular, that many authors tell us, the crowds of those who
+went to meet him upon his coming to any place, or to attend him at his
+departure, were so prodigious, that he was sometimes in danger of his
+life; and that upon his return from Germany, after he had quelled the
+mutiny in the army there, all the cohorts of the pretorian guards marched
+out to meet him, notwithstanding the order that only two should go; and
+that all the people of Rome, both men and women, of every age, sex, and
+rank, flocked as far as the twentieth milestone to attend his entrance.
+
+V. At the time of his death, however, and afterwards, they displayed
+still greater and stronger proofs of their extraordinary attachment to
+him. The day on which he died, stones were thrown at the temples, the
+altars of the gods demolished, the household gods, in some cases, thrown
+into the streets, and new-born infants exposed. It is even said that
+barbarous nations, both those engaged in intestine wars, and those in
+hostilities against us, all agreed to a cessation of arms, as if they had
+been mourning for some very near and common friend; that some petty kings
+shaved their beards and their wives' heads, in token of their extreme
+sorrow; and that the king of kings [383] forbore his exercise of hunting
+and feasting with his nobles, which, amongst the Parthians, is equivalent
+to a cessation of all business in a time of public mourning with us.
+
+VI. At Rome, upon the first news of his sickness, the city was thrown
+into great consternation and grief, waiting impatiently for farther
+intelligence; when suddenly, in the evening, a report, without any
+certain author, was spread, that he was recovered; upon which the people
+flocked with torches (254) and victims to the Capitol, and were in such
+haste to pay the vows they had made for his recovery, that they almost
+broke open the doors. Tiberius was roused from out of his sleep with the
+noise of the people congratulating one another, and singing about the
+streets,
+
+ Salva Roma, salva patria, salvus est Germanicus.
+ Rome is safe, our country safe, for our Germanicus is safe.
+
+But when certain intelligence of his death arrived, the mourning of the
+people could neither be assuaged by consolation, nor restrained by
+edicts, and it continued during the holidays in the month of December.
+The atrocities of the subsequent times contributed much to the glory of
+Germanicus, and the endearment of his memory; all people supposing, and
+with reason, that the fear and awe of him had laid a restraint upon the
+cruelty of Tiberius, which broke out soon afterwards.
+
+VII. Germanicus married Agrippina, the daughter of Marcus Agrippa and
+Julia, by whom he had nine children, two of whom died in their infancy,
+and another a few years after; a sprightly boy, whose effigy, in the
+character of a Cupid, Livia set up in the temple of Venus in the Capitol.
+Augustus also placed another statue of him in his bed-chamber, and used
+to kiss it as often as he entered the apartment. The rest survived their
+father; three daughters, Agrippina, Drusilla, and Livilla, who were born
+in three successive years; and as many sons, Nero, Drusus, and Caius
+Caesar. Nero and Drusus, at the accusation of Tiberius, were declared
+public enemies.
+
+VIII. Caius Caesar was born on the day before the calends [31st August]
+of September, at the time his father and Caius Fonteius Capito were
+consuls [384]. But where he was born, is rendered uncertain from the
+number of places which are said to have given him birth. Cneius Lentulus
+Gaetulicus [385] says that he was born at Tibur; Pliny the younger, in
+the country of the Treviri, at a village called Ambiatinus, above
+Confluentes [386]; and he alleges, as a proof of it, that altars are
+there shown with this inscription: "For Agrippina's child-birth." Some
+verses which were published in his reign, intimate that he was born in
+the winter quarters of the legions,
+
+ In castris natus, patriis nutritius in armis,
+ Jam designati principis omen erat.
+
+ Born in the camp, and train'd in every toil
+ Which taught his sire the haughtiest foes to foil;
+ Destin'd he seem'd by fate to raise his name,
+ And rule the empire with Augustan fame.
+
+I find in the public registers that he was born at Antium. Pliny charges
+Gaetulicus as guilty of an arrant forgery, merely to soothe the vanity of
+a conceited young prince, by giving him the lustre of being born in a
+city sacred to Hercules; and says that he advanced this false assertion
+with the more assurance, because, the year before the birth of Caius,
+Germanicus had a son of the same name born at Tibur; concerning whose
+amiable childhood and premature death I have already spoken [387]. Dates
+clearly prove that Pliny is mistaken; for the writers of Augustus's
+history all agree, that Germanicus, at the expiration of his consulship,
+was sent into Gaul, after the birth of Caius. Nor will the inscription
+upon the altar serve to establish Pliny's opinion; because Agrippina was
+delivered of two daughters in that country, and any child-birth, without
+regard to sex, is called puerperium, as the ancients were used to call
+girls puerae, and boys puelli. There is also extant a letter written by
+Augustus, a few months before his death, to his granddaughter Agrippina,
+about the same Caius (for there was then no other child of hers living
+under that name). He writes as follows: "I gave orders yesterday for
+Talarius and Asellius to set out on their journey towards you, if the
+gods permit, with your child Caius, upon the fifteenth of the calends of
+June [18th May]. I also send with him a physician of mine, and I wrote
+to Germanicus that he may retain him if he pleases. Farewell, my dear
+Agrippina, and take what care you can to (256) come safe and well to your
+Germanicus." I imagine it is sufficiently evident that Caius could not
+be born at a place to which he was carried from The City when almost two
+years old. The same considerations must likewise invalidate the evidence
+of the verses, and the rather, because the author is unknown. The only
+authority, therefore, upon which we can depend in this matter, is that of
+the acts, and the public register; especially as he always preferred
+Antium to every other place of retirement, and entertained for it all
+that fondness which is commonly attached to one's native soil. It is
+said, too, that, upon his growing weary of the city, he designed to have
+transferred thither the seat of empire.
+
+IX. It was to the jokes of the soldiers in the camp that he owed the
+name of Caligula [388], he having been brought up among them in the dress
+of a common soldier. How much his education amongst them recommended him
+to their favour and affection, was sufficiently apparent in the mutiny
+upon the death of Augustus, when the mere sight of him appeased their
+fury, though it had risen to a great height. For they persisted in it,
+until they observed that he was sent away to a neighbouring city [389],
+to secure him against all danger. Then, at last, they began to relent,
+and, stopping the chariot in which he was conveyed, earnestly deprecated
+the odium to which such a proceeding would expose them.
+
+X. He likewise attended his father in his expedition to Syria. After
+his return, he lived first with his mother, and, when she was banished,
+with his great-grandmother, Livia Augusta, in praise of whom, after her
+decease, though then only a boy, he pronounced a funeral oration in the
+Rostra. He was then transferred to the family of his grandmother,
+Antonia, and afterwards, in the twentieth year of his age, being called
+by Tiberius to Capri, he in one and the same day assumed the manly habit,
+and shaved his beard, but without receiving any of the honours which had
+been paid to his brothers on a similar (257) occasion. While he remained
+in that island, many insidious artifices were practised, to extort from
+him complaints against Tiberius, but by his circumspection he avoided
+falling into the snare [390]. He affected to take no more notice of the
+ill-treatment of his relations, than if nothing had befallen them. With
+regard to his own sufferings, he seemed utterly insensible of them, and
+behaved with such obsequiousness to his grandfather [391] and all about
+him, that it was justly said of him, "There never was a better servant,
+nor a worse master."
+
+XI. But he could not even then conceal his natural disposition to
+cruelty and lewdness. He delighted in witnessing the infliction of
+punishments, and frequented taverns and bawdy-houses in the night-time,
+disguised in a periwig and a long coat; and was passionately addicted to
+the theatrical arts of singing and dancing. All these levities Tiberius
+readily connived at, in hopes that they might perhaps correct the
+roughness of his temper, which the sagacious old man so well understood,
+that he often said, "That Caius was destined to be the ruin of himself
+and all mankind; and that he was rearing a hydra [392] for the people of
+Rome, and a Phaeton for all the world." [393]
+
+XII. Not long afterwards, he married Junia Claudilla, the daughter of
+Marcus Silanus, a man of the highest rank. Being then chosen augur in
+the room of his brother Drusus, before he could be inaugurated he was
+advanced to the pontificate, with no small commendation of his dutiful
+behaviour, and great capacity. The situation of the court likewise was
+at this time favourable to his fortunes, as it was now left destitute of
+support, Sejanus being suspected, and soon afterwards taken off; and he
+was by degrees flattered with the hope of succeeding Tiberius in the
+empire. In order more effectually to secure this object, upon Junia's
+dying in child-bed, he engaged in a criminal commerce with Ennia Naevia,
+the wife (258) of Macro, at that time prefect of the pretorian cohorts;
+promising to marry her if he became emperor, to which he bound himself,
+not only by an oath, but by a written obligation under his hand. Having
+by her means insinuated himself into Macro's favour, some are of opinion
+that he attempted to poison Tiberius, and ordered his ring to be taken
+from him, before the breath was out of his body; and that, because he
+seemed to hold it fast, he caused a pillow to be thrown upon him [394],
+squeezing him by the throat, at the same time, with his own hand. One of
+his freedmen crying out at this horrid barbarity, he was immediately
+crucified. These circumstances are far from being improbable, as some
+authors relate that, afterwards, though he did not acknowledge his having
+a hand in the death of Tiberius, yet he frankly declared that he had
+formerly entertained such a design; and as a proof of his affection for
+his relations, he would frequently boast, "That, to revenge the death of
+his mother and brothers, he had entered the chamber of Tiberius, when he
+was asleep, with a poniard, but being seized with a fit of compassion,
+threw it away, and retired; and that Tiberius, though aware of his
+intention, durst not make any inquiries, or attempt revenge."
+
+XIII. Having thus secured the imperial power, he fulfilled by his
+elevation the wish of the Roman people, I may venture to say, of all
+mankind; for he had long been the object of expectation and desire to the
+greater part of the provincials and soldiers, who had known him when a
+child; and to the whole people of Rome, from their affection for the
+memory of Germanicus, his father, and compassion for the family almost
+entirely destroyed. Upon his moving from Misenum, therefore, although he
+was in mourning, and following the corpse of Tiberius, he had to walk
+amidst altars, victims, and lighted torches, with prodigious crowds of
+people everywhere attending him, in transports of joy, and calling him,
+besides other auspicious names, by those of "their star," "their chick,"
+"their pretty puppet," and "bantling."
+
+XIV. Immediately on his entering the city, by the joint acclamations of
+the senate, and people, who broke into the senate-house, Tiberius's will
+was set aside, it having left his (259) other grandson [395], then a
+minor, coheir with him, the whole government and administration of
+affairs was placed in his hands; so much to the joy and satisfaction of
+the public, that, in less than three months after, above a hundred and
+sixty thousand victims are said to have been offered in sacrifice. Upon
+his going, a few days afterwards, to the nearest islands on the coast of
+Campania [396], vows were made for his safe return; every person
+emulously testifying their care and concern for his safety. And when he
+fell ill, the people hung about the Palatium all night long; some vowed,
+in public handbills, to risk their lives in the combats of the
+amphitheatre, and others to lay them down, for his recovery. To this
+extraordinary love entertained for him by his countrymen, was added an
+uncommon regard by foreign nations. Even Artabanus, king of the
+Parthians, who had always manifested hatred and contempt for Tiberius,
+solicited his friendship; came to hold a conference with his consular
+lieutenant, and passing the Euphrates, paid the highest honours to the
+eagles, the Roman standards, and the images of the Caesars. [397]
+
+XV. Caligula himself inflamed this devotion, by practising all the arts
+of popularity. After he had delivered, with floods of tears, a speech in
+praise of Tiberius, and buried him with the utmost pomp, he immediately
+hastened over to Pandataria and the Pontian islands [398], to bring
+thence the ashes of his mother and brother; and, to testify the great
+regard he had for their memory, he performed the voyage in a very
+tempestuous season. He approached their remains with profound
+veneration, and deposited them in the urns with his own hands. Having
+brought them in grand solemnity to Ostia [399], with an ensign flying in
+the stern of the galley, and thence up the Tiber to Rome, they were borne
+by persons of the first distinction in the equestrian order, on two
+biers, into the mausoleum [400], (260) at noon-day. He appointed yearly
+offerings to be solemnly and publicly celebrated to their memory, besides
+Circensian games to that of his mother, and a chariot with her image to
+be included in the procession [401]. The month of September he called
+Germanicus, in honour of his father. By a single decree of the senate,
+he heaped upon his grandmother, Antonia, all the honours which had been
+ever conferred on the empress Livia. His uncle, Claudius, who till then
+continued in the equestrian order, he took for his colleague in the
+consulship. He adopted his brother, Tiberius [402], on the day he took
+upon him the manly habit, and conferred upon him the title of "Prince of
+the Youths." As for his sisters, he ordered these words to be added to
+the oaths of allegiance to himself: "Nor will I hold myself or my own
+children more dear than I do Caius and his sisters:" [403] and commanded
+all resolutions proposed by the consuls in the senate to be prefaced
+thus: "May what we are going to do, prove fortunate and happy to Caius
+Caesar and his sisters." With the like popularity he restored all those
+who had been condemned and banished, and granted an act of indemnity
+against all impeachments and past offences. To relieve the informers and
+witnesses against his mother and brothers from all apprehension, he
+brought the records of their trials into the forum, and there burnt them,
+calling loudly on the gods to witness that he had not read or handled
+them. A memorial which was offered him relative to his own security, he
+would not receive, declaring, "that he had done nothing to make any one
+his enemy:" and said, at the same time, "he had no ears for informers."
+
+XVI. The Spintriae, those panderers to unnatural lusts [404], he
+banished from the city, being prevailed upon not to throw them (261) into
+the sea, as he had intended. The writings of Titus Labienus, Cordus
+Cremutius, and Cassius Severus, which had been suppressed by an act of
+the senate, he permitted to be drawn from obscurity, and universally
+read; observing, "that it would be for his own advantage to have the
+transactions of former times delivered to posterity." He published
+accounts of the proceedings of the government--a practice which had been
+introduced by Augustus, but discontinued by Tiberius [405]. He granted
+the magistrates a full and free jurisdiction, without any appeal to
+himself. He made a very strict and exact review of the Roman knights,
+but conducted it with moderation; publicly depriving of his horse every
+knight who lay under the stigma of any thing base and dishonourable; but
+passing over the names of those knights who were only guilty of venial
+faults, in calling over the list of the order. To lighten the labours of
+the judges, he added a fifth class to the former four. He attempted
+likewise to restore to the people their ancient right of voting in the
+choice of magistrates [406]. He paid very honourably, and without any
+dispute, the legacies left by Tiberius in his will, though it had been
+set aside; as likewise those left by the will of Livia Augusta, which
+Tiberius had annulled. He remitted the hundredth penny, due to the
+government in all auctions throughout Italy. He made up to many their
+losses sustained by fire; and when he restored their kingdoms to any
+princes, he likewise allowed them all the arrears of the taxes and
+revenues which had accrued in the interval; as in the case of Antiochus
+of Comagene, where the confiscation would have amounted to a hundred
+millions of sesterces. To prove to the world that he was ready to
+encourage good examples of every kind, he gave to a freed-woman eighty
+thousand sesterces, for not discovering a crime committed by her patron,
+though she had been put to exquisite torture for that purpose. For all
+these acts of beneficence, amongst other honours, a golden shield was
+decreed to him, which the colleges of priests were to carry annually,
+upon a fixed day, into the Capitol, with the senate attending, and the
+youth of the nobility, of both sexes, celebrating the praise of his
+virtues in (262) songs. It was likewise ordained, that the day on which
+he succeeded to the empire should be called Palilia, in token of the
+city's being at that time, as it were, new founded. [407]
+
+XVII. He held the consulship four times; the first [408], from the
+calends [the first] of July for two months: the second [409], from the
+calends of January for thirty days; the third [410], until the ides [the
+13th] of January; and the fourth [411], until the seventh of the same
+ides [7th January]. Of these, the two last he held successively. The
+third he assumed by his sole authority at Lyons; not, as some are of
+opinion, from arrogance or neglect of rules; but because, at that
+distance, it was impossible for him to know that his colleague had died a
+little before the beginning of the new year. He twice distributed to the
+people a bounty of three hundred sesterces a man, and as often gave a
+splendid feast to the senate and the equestrian order, with their wives
+and children. In the latter, he presented to the men forensic garments,
+and to the women and children purple scarfs. To make a perpetual
+addition to the public joy for ever, he added to the Saturnalia [412] one
+day, which he called Juvenalis [the juvenile feast].
+
+XVIII. He exhibited some combats of gladiators, either in the
+amphitheatre of Taurus [413], or in the Septa, with which he intermingled
+troops of the best pugilists from Campania and Africa. He did not always
+preside in person upon those occasions, but sometimes gave a commission
+to magistrates or friends to supply his place. He frequently entertained
+the people with stage-plays (263) of various kinds, and in several parts
+of the city, and sometimes by night, when he caused the whole city to be
+lighted. He likewise gave various things to be scrambled for among the
+people, and distributed to every man a basket of bread with other
+victuals. Upon this occasion, he sent his own share to a Roman knight,
+who was seated opposite to him, and was enjoying himself by eating
+heartily. To a senator, who was doing the same, he sent an appointment
+of praetor-extraordinary. He likewise exhibited a great number of
+Circensian games from morning until night; intermixed with the hunting of
+wild beasts from Africa, or the Trojan exhibition. Some of these games
+were celebrated with peculiar circumstances; the Circus being overspread
+with vermilion and chrysolite; and none drove in the chariot races who
+were not of the senatorian order. For some of these he suddenly gave the
+signal, when, upon his viewing from the Gelotiana [414] the preparations
+in the Circus, he was asked to do so by a few persons in the neighbouring
+galleries.
+
+XIX. He invented besides a new kind of spectacle, such as had never been
+heard of before. For he made a bridge, of about three miles and a half
+in length, from Baiae to the mole of Puteoli [415], collecting trading
+vessels from all quarters, mooring them in two rows by their anchors, and
+spreading earth upon them to form a viaduct, after the fashion of the
+Appian Way [416]. This bridge he crossed and recrossed for two days
+together; the first day mounted on a horse richly caparisoned, wearing on
+his head a crown of oak leaves, armed with a battle-axe, a Spanish
+buckler and a sword, and in a cloak made of cloth of gold; the day
+following, in the habit of a charioteer, standing in a chariot, drawn by
+two high-bred horses, having with him a young boy, Darius by name, one of
+the Parthian hostages, with a cohort of the pretorian guards attending
+him, and a (264) party of his friends in cars of Gaulish make [417].
+Most people, I know, are of opinion, that this bridge was designed by
+Caius, in imitation of Xerxes, who, to the astonishment of the world,
+laid a bridge over the Hellespont, which is somewhat narrower than the
+distance betwixt Baiae and Puteoli. Others, however, thought that he did
+it to strike terror in Germany and Britain, which he was upon the point
+of invading, by the fame of some prodigious work. But for myself, when I
+was a boy, I heard my grandfather say [418], that the reason assigned by
+some courtiers who were in habits of the greatest intimacy with him, was
+this; when Tiberius was in some anxiety about the nomination of a
+successor, and rather inclined to pitch upon his grandson, Thrasyllus the
+astrologer had assured him, "That Caius would no more be emperor, than he
+would ride on horseback across the gulf of Baiae."
+
+XX. He likewise exhibited public diversions in Sicily, Grecian games at
+Syracuse, and Attic plays at Lyons in Gaul besides a contest for pre-
+eminence in the Grecian and Roman eloquence; in which we are told that
+such as were baffled bestowed rewards upon the best performers, and were
+obliged to compose speeches in their praise: but that those who performed
+the worst, were forced to blot out what they had written with a sponge or
+their tongue, unless they preferred to be beaten with a rod, or plunged
+over head and ears into the nearest river.
+
+XXI. He completed the works which were left unfinished by Tiberius,
+namely, the temple of Augustus, and the theatre (265) of Pompey [419].
+He began, likewise, the aqueduct from the neighbourhood of Tibur [420],
+and an amphitheatre near the Septa [421]; of which works, one was
+completed by his successor Claudius, and the other remained as he left
+it. The walls of Syracuse, which had fallen to decay by length of time,
+he repaired, as he likewise did the temples of the gods. He formed plans
+for rebuilding the palace of Polycrates at Samos, finishing the temple of
+the Didymaean Apollo at Miletus, and building a town on a ridge of the
+Alps; but, above all, for cutting through the isthmus in Achaia [422];
+and even sent a centurion of the first rank to measure out the work.
+
+XXII. Thus far we have spoken of him as a prince. What remains to be
+said of him, bespeaks him rather a monster than a man. He assumed a
+variety of titles, such as "Dutiful," "The (266) Pious," "The Child of
+the Camp, the Father of the Armies," and "The Greatest and Best Caesar."
+Upon hearing some kings, who came to the city to pay him court,
+conversing together at supper, about their illustrious descent, he
+exclaimed,
+
+ Eis koiranos eto, eis basileus.
+ Let there be but one prince, one king.
+
+He was strongly inclined to assume the diadem, and change the form of
+government, from imperial to regal; but being told that he far exceeded
+the grandeur of kings and princes, he began to arrogate to himself a
+divine majesty. He ordered all the images of the gods, which were famous
+either for their beauty, or the veneration paid them, among which was
+that of Jupiter Olympius, to be brought from Greece, that he might take
+the heads off, and put on his own. Having continued part of the Palatium
+as far as the Forum, and the temple of Castor and Pollux being converted
+into a kind of vestibule to his house, he often stationed himself between
+the twin brothers, and so presented himself to be worshipped by all
+votaries; some of whom saluted him by the name of Jupiter Latialis. He
+also instituted a temple and priests, with choicest victims, in honour of
+his own divinity. In his temple stood a statue of gold, the exact image
+of himself, which was daily dressed in garments corresponding with those
+he wore himself. The most opulent persons in the city offered themselves
+as candidates for the honour of being his priests, and purchased it
+successively at an immense price. The victims were flamingos, peacocks,
+bustards, guinea-fowls, turkey and pheasant hens, each sacrificed on
+their respective days. On nights when the moon was full, he was in the
+constant habit of inviting her to his embraces and his bed. In the day-
+time he talked in private to Jupiter Capitolinus; one while whispering to
+him, and another turning his ear to him: sometimes he spoke aloud, and in
+railing language. For he was overheard to threaten the god thus:
+
+ Hae em' anaeir', hae ego se; [423]
+ Raise thou me up, or I'll--
+
+(267) until being at last prevailed upon by the entreaties of the god, as
+he said, to take up his abode with him, he built a bridge over the temple
+of the Deified Augustus, by which he joined the Palatium to the Capitol.
+Afterwards, that he might be still nearer, he laid the foundations of a
+new palace in the very court of the Capitol.
+
+XXIII. He was unwilling to be thought or called the grandson of Agrippa,
+because of the obscurity of his birth; and he was offended if any one,
+either in prose or verse, ranked him amongst the Caesars. He said that
+his mother was the fruit of an incestuous commerce, maintained by
+Augustus with his daughter Julia. And not content with this vile
+reflection upon the memory of Augustus, he forbad his victories at
+Actium, and on the coast of Sicily, to be celebrated, as usual; affirming
+that they had been most pernicious and fatal to the Roman people. He
+called his grandmother Livia Augusta "Ulysses in a woman's dress," and
+had the indecency to reflect upon her in a letter to the senate, as of
+mean birth, and descended, by the mother's side, from a grandfather who
+was only one of the municipal magistrates of Fondi; whereas it is
+certain, from the public records, that Aufidius Lurco held high offices
+at Rome. His grandmother Antonia desiring a private conference with him,
+he refused to grant it, unless Macro, the prefect of the pretorian
+guards, were present. Indignities of this kind, and ill usage, were the
+cause of her death; but some think he also gave her poison. Nor did he
+pay the smallest respect to her memory after her death, but witnessed the
+burning from his private apartment. His brother Tiberius, who had no
+expectation of any violence, was suddenly dispatched by a military
+tribune sent by his order for that purpose. He forced Silanus, his
+father-in-law, to kill himself, by cutting his throat with a razor. The
+pretext he alleged for these murders was, that the latter had not
+followed him upon his putting to sea in stormy weather, but stayed behind
+with the view of seizing the city, if he should perish. The other, he
+said, smelt of an antidote, which he had taken to prevent his being
+poisoned by him; whereas Silanus was only afraid of being sea-sick, and
+the disagreeableness of a voyage; and Tiberius had merely taken a
+medicine for an habitual cough, (268) which was continually growing
+worse. As for his successor Claudius, he only saved him for a laughing-
+stock.
+
+XXIV. He lived in the habit of incest with all his sisters; and at
+table, when much company was present, he placed each of them in turns
+below him, whilst his wife reclined above him. It is believed, that he
+deflowered one of them, Drusilla, before he had assumed the robe of
+manhood; and was even caught in her embraces by his grandmother Antonia,
+with whom they were educated together. When she was afterwards married
+to Cassius Longinus, a man of consular rank, he took her from him, and
+kept her constantly as if she were his lawful wife. In a fit of
+sickness, he by his will appointed her heiress both of his estate and the
+empire. After her death, he ordered a public mourning for her; during
+which it was capital for any person to laugh, use the bath, or sup with
+his parents, wife, or children. Being inconsolable under his affliction,
+he went hastily, and in the night-time, from the City; going through
+Campania to Syracuse, and then suddenly returned without shaving his
+beard, or trimming his hair. Nor did he ever afterwards, in matters of
+the greatest importance, not even in the assemblies of the people or
+before the soldiers, swear any otherwise, than "By the divinity of
+Drusilla." The rest of his sisters he did not treat with so much
+fondness or regard; but frequently prostituted them to his catamites.
+He therefore the more readily condemned them in the case of Aemilius
+Lepidus, as guilty of adultery, and privy to that conspiracy against him.
+Nor did he only divulge their own hand-writing relative to the affair,
+which he procured by base and lewd means, but likewise consecrated to
+Mars the Avenger three swords which had been prepared to stab him, with
+an inscription, setting forth the occasion of their consecration.
+
+XXV. Whether in the marriage of his wives, in repudiating them, or
+retaining them, he acted with greater infamy, it is difficult to say.
+Being at the wedding of Caius Piso with Livia Orestilla, he ordered the
+bride to be carried to his own house, but within a few days divorced her,
+and two years after banished her; because it was thought, that upon her
+divorce she returned to the embraces of her former husband. (269) Some
+say, that being invited to the wedding-supper, he sent a messenger to
+Piso, who sat opposite to him, in these words: "Do not be too fond with
+my wife," and that he immediately carried her off. Next day he published
+a proclamation, importing, "That he had got a wife as Romulus and
+Augustus had done." [424] Lollia Paulina, who was married to a man of
+consular rank in command of an army, he suddenly called from the province
+where she was with her husband, upon mention being made that her
+grandmother was formerly very beautiful, and married her; but he soon
+afterwards parted with her, interdicting her from having ever afterwards
+any commerce with man. He loved with a most passionate and constant
+affection Caesonia, who was neither handsome nor young; and was besides
+the mother of three daughters by another man; but a wanton of unbounded
+lasciviousness. Her he would frequently exhibit to the soldiers, dressed
+in a military cloak, with shield and helmet, and riding by his side. To
+his friends he even showed her naked. After she had a child, he honoured
+her with the title of wife; in one and the same day, declaring himself
+her husband, and father of the child of which she was delivered. He
+named it Julia Drusilla, and carrying it round the temples of all the
+goddesses, laid it on the lap of Minerva; to whom he recommended the care
+of bringing up and instructing her. He considered her as his own child
+for no better reason than her savage temper, which was such even in her
+infancy, that she would attack with her nails the face and eyes of the
+children at play with her.
+
+XXVI. It would be of little importance, as well as disgusting, to add to
+all this an account of the manner in which he treated his relations and
+friends; as Ptolemy, king Juba's son, his cousin (for he was the grandson
+of Mark Antony by his daughter Selene) [425], and especially Macro
+himself, and Ennia likewise [426], by whose assistance he had obtained
+the empire; all of whom, for their alliance and eminent services, he
+rewarded with violent deaths. Nor was he more mild or respectful in his
+behaviour towards the senate. Some who had borne the (270) highest
+offices in the government, he suffered to run by his litter in their
+togas for several miles together, and to attend him at supper, sometimes
+at the head of his couch, sometimes at his feet, with napkins. Others of
+them, after he had privately put them to death, he nevertheless continued
+to send for, as if they were still alive, and after a few days pretended
+that they had laid violent hands upon themselves. The consuls having
+forgotten to give public notice of his birth-day, he displaced them; and
+the republic was three days without any one in that high office. A
+quaestor who was said to be concerned in a conspiracy against him, he
+scourged severely, having first stripped off his clothes, and spread them
+under the feet of the soldiers employed in the work, that they might
+stand the more firm. The other orders likewise he treated with the same
+insolence and violence. Being disturbed by the noise of people taking
+their places at midnight in the circus, as they were to have free
+admission, he drove them all away with clubs. In this tumult, above
+twenty Roman knights were squeezed to death, with as many matrons, with a
+great crowd besides. When stage-plays were acted, to occasion disputes
+between the people and the knights, he distributed the money-tickets
+sooner than usual, that the seats assigned to the knights might be all
+occupied by the mob. In the spectacles of gladiators, sometimes, when
+the sun was violently hot, he would order the curtains, which covered the
+amphitheatre, to be drawn aside [427], and forbad any person to be let
+out; withdrawing at the same time the usual apparatus for the
+entertainment, and presenting wild beasts almost pined to death, the most
+sorry gladiators, decrepit with age, and fit only to work the machinery,
+and decent house-keepers, who were remarkable for some bodily infirmity.
+Sometimes shutting up the public granaries, he would oblige the people to
+starve for a while.
+
+XXVII. He evinced the savage barbarity of his temper chiefly by the
+following indications. When flesh was only to be had at a high price for
+feeding his wild beasts reserved for the spectacles, he ordered that
+criminals should be given them (271) to be devoured; and upon inspecting
+them in a row, while he stood in the middle of the portico, without
+troubling himself to examine their cases he ordered them to be dragged
+away, from "bald-pate to bald-pate." [428] Of one person who had made a
+vow for his recovery to combat with a gladiator, he exacted its
+performance; nor would he allow him to desist until he came off
+conqueror, and after many entreaties. Another, who had vowed to give his
+life for the same cause, having shrunk from the sacrifice, he delivered,
+adorned as a victim, with garlands and fillets, to boys, who were to
+drive him through the streets, calling on him to fulfil his vow, until he
+was thrown headlong from the ramparts. After disfiguring many persons of
+honourable rank, by branding them in the face with hot irons, he
+condemned them to the mines, to work in repairing the high-ways, or to
+fight with wild beasts; or tying them by the neck and heels, in the
+manner of beasts carried to slaughter, would shut them up in cages, or
+saw them asunder. Nor were these severities merely inflicted for crimes
+of great enormity, but for making remarks on his public games, or for not
+having sworn by the Genius of the emperor. He compelled parents to be
+present at the execution of their sons; and to one who excused himself on
+account of indisposition, he sent his own litter. Another he invited to
+his table immediately after he had witnessed the spectacle, and coolly
+challenged him to jest and be merry. He ordered the overseer of the
+spectacles and wild beasts to be scourged in fetters, during several days
+successively, in his own presence, and did not put him to death until he
+was disgusted with the stench of his putrefied brain. He burned alive,
+in the centre of the arena of the amphitheatre, the writer of a farce,
+for some witty verse, which had a double meaning. A Roman knight, who
+had been exposed to the wild beasts, crying out that he was innocent, he
+called him back, and having had his tongue cut out, remanded him to the
+arena.
+
+XXVIII. Asking a certain person, whom he recalled after a long exile,
+how he used to spend his time, he replied, with flattery, "I was always
+praying the gods for what has happened, that Tiberius might die, and you
+be emperor." Concluding, therefore, that those he had himself banished
+also (272) prayed for his death, he sent orders round the islands [429]
+to have them all put to death. Being very desirous to have a senator
+torn to pieces, he employed some persons to call him a public enemy, fall
+upon him as he entered the senate-house, stab him with their styles, and
+deliver him to the rest to tear asunder. Nor was he satisfied, until he
+saw the limbs and bowels of the man, after they had been dragged through
+the streets, piled up in a heap before him.
+
+XXIX. He aggravated his barbarous actions by language equally
+outrageous. "There is nothing in my nature," said he, "that I commend
+or approve so much, as my adiatrepsia (inflexible rigour)." Upon his
+grandmother Antonia's giving him some advice, as if it was a small matter
+to pay no regard to it, he said to her, "Remember that all things are
+lawful for me." When about to murder his brother, whom he suspected of
+taking antidotes against poison, he said, "See then an antidote against
+Caesar!" And when he banished his sisters, he told them in a menacing
+tone, that he had not only islands at command, but likewise swords. One
+of pretorian rank having sent several times from Anticyra [430], whither
+he had gone for his health, to have his leave of absence prolonged, he
+ordered him to be put to death; adding these words "Bleeding is necessary
+for one that has taken hellebore so long, and found no benefit." It was
+his custom every tenth day to sign the lists of prisoners appointed for
+execution; and this he called "clearing his accounts." And having
+condemned several Gauls and Greeks at one time, he exclaimed in triumph,
+"I have conquered Gallograecia." [431]
+
+XXX. He generally prolonged the sufferings of his victims by causing
+them to be inflicted by slight and frequently repeated strokes; this
+being his well-known and constant order: (273) "Strike so that he may
+feel himself die." Having punished one person for another, by mistaking
+his name, he said, "he deserved it quite as much." He had frequently in
+his mouth these words of the tragedian,
+
+ Oderint dum metuant. [432]
+ I scorn their hatred, if they do but fear me.
+
+He would often inveigh against all the senators without exception, as
+clients of Sejanus, and informers against his mother and brothers,
+producing the memorials which he had pretended to burn, and excusing the
+cruelty of Tiberius as necessary, since it was impossible to question the
+veracity of such a number of accusers [433]. He continually reproached
+the whole equestrian order, as devoting themselves to nothing but acting
+on the stage, and fighting as gladiators. Being incensed at the people's
+applauding a party at the Circensian games in opposition to him, he
+exclaimed, "I wish the Roman people had but one neck." [434] When
+Tetrinius, the highwayman, was denounced, he said his persecutors too
+were all Tetrinius's. Five Retiarii [435], in tunics, fighting in a
+company, yielded without a struggle to the same number of opponents; and
+being ordered to be slain, one of them taking up his lance again, killed
+all the conquerors. This he lamented in a proclamation as a most cruel
+butchery, and cursed all those who had borne the sight of it.
+
+XXXI. He used also to complain aloud of the state of the times, because
+it was not rendered remarkable by any public (274) calamities; for, while
+the reign of Augustus had been made memorable to posterity by the
+disaster of Varus [436], and that of Tiberius by the fall of the theatre
+at Fidenae [437], his was likely to pass into oblivion, from an
+uninterrupted series of prosperity. And, at times, he wished for some
+terrible slaughter of his troops, a famine, a pestilence, conflagrations,
+or an earthquake.
+
+XXXII. Even in the midst of his diversions, while gaming or feasting,
+this savage ferocity, both in his language and actions, never forsook
+him. Persons were often put to the torture in his presence, whilst he
+was dining or carousing. A soldier, who was an adept in the art of
+beheading, used at such times to take off the heads of prisoners, who
+were brought in for that purpose. At Puteoli, at the dedication of the
+bridge which he planned, as already mentioned [438], he invited a number
+of people to come to him from the shore, and then suddenly, threw them
+headlong into the sea; thrusting down with poles and oars those who, to
+save themselves, had got hold of the rudders of the ships. At Rome, in a
+public feast, a slave having stolen some thin plates of silver with which
+the couches were inlaid, he delivered him immediately to an executioner,
+with orders to cut off his hands, and lead him round the guests, with
+them hanging from his neck before his breast, and a label, signifying the
+cause of his punishment. A gladiator who was practising with him, and
+voluntarily threw himself at his feet, he stabbed with a poniard, and
+then ran about with a palm branch in his hand, after the manner of those
+who are victorious in the games. When a victim was to be offered upon an
+altar, he, clad in the habit of the Popae [439], and holding the axe
+aloft for a while, at last, instead of the animal, slaughtered an officer
+who attended to cut up the sacrifice. And at a sumptuous entertainment,
+he fell suddenly into a violent fit of laughter, and upon the consuls,
+who reclined next to him, respectfully asking him the occasion,
+"Nothing," replied he, "but that, upon a single nod of mine, you might
+both have your throats cut."
+
+(275) XXXIII. Among many other jests, this was one: As he stood by the
+statue of Jupiter, he asked Apelles, the tragedian, which of them he
+thought was biggest? Upon his demurring about it, he lashed him most
+severely, now and then commending his voice, whilst he entreated for
+mercy, as being well modulated even when he was venting his grief. As
+often as he kissed the neck of his wife or mistress, he would say, "So
+beautiful a throat must be cut whenever I please;" and now and then he
+would threaten to put his dear Caesonia to the torture, that he might
+discover why he loved her so passionately.
+
+XXXIV. In his behaviour towards men of almost all ages, he discovered a
+degree of jealousy and malignity equal to that of his cruelty and pride.
+He so demolished and dispersed the statues of several illustrious
+persons, which had been removed by Augustus, for want of room, from the
+court of the Capitol into the Campus Martius, that it was impossible to
+set them up again with their inscriptions entire. And, for the future,
+he forbad any statue whatever to be erected without his knowledge and
+leave. He had thoughts too of suppressing Homer's poems: "For why," said
+he, "may not I do what Plato has done before me, who excluded him from
+his commonwealth?" [440] He was likewise very near banishing the
+writings and the busts of Virgil and Livy from all libraries; censuring
+one of them as "a man of no genius and very little learning;" and the
+other as "a verbose and careless historian." He often talked of the
+lawyers as if he intended to abolish their profession. "By Hercules!"
+he would say, "I shall put it out of their power to answer any questions
+in law, otherwise than by referring to me!"
+
+XXXV. He took from the noblest persons in the city the ancient marks of
+distinction used by their families; as the collar from Torquatus [441];
+from Cincinnatus the curl of (276) hair [442]; and from Cneius Pompey,
+the surname of Great, belonging to that ancient family. Ptolemy,
+mentioned before, whom he invited from his kingdom, and received with
+great honours, he suddenly put to death, for no other reason, but because
+he observed that upon entering the theatre, at a public exhibition, he
+attracted the eyes of all the spectators, by the splendour of his purple
+robe. As often as he met with handsome men, who had fine heads of hair,
+he would order the back of their heads to be shaved, to make them appear
+ridiculous. There was one Esius Proculus, the son of a centurion of the
+first rank, who, for his great stature and fine proportions, was called
+the Colossal. Him he ordered to be dragged from his seat in the arena,
+and matched with a gladiator in light armour, and afterwards with another
+completely armed; and upon his worsting them both, commanded him
+forthwith to be bound, to be led clothed in rags up and down the streets
+of the city, and, after being exhibited in that plight to the women, to
+be then butchered. There was no man of so abject or mean condition,
+whose excellency in any kind he did not envy. The Rex Nemorensis [443]
+having many years enjoyed the honour of the priesthood, he procured a
+still stronger antagonist to oppose him. One Porius, who fought in a
+chariot [444], having been victorious in an exhibition, and in his joy
+given freedom to a slave, was applauded so vehemently, that Caligula rose
+in such haste from his seat, that, treading upon the hem of his toga, he
+tumbled down the steps, full of indignation, (277) and crying out, "A
+people who are masters of the world, pay greater respect to a gladiator
+for a trifle, than to princes admitted amongst the gods, or to my own
+majesty here present amongst them."
+
+XXXVI. He never had the least regard either to the chastity of his own
+person, or that of others. He is said to have been inflamed with an
+unnatural passion for Marcus Lepidus Mnester, an actor in pantomimes, and
+for certain hostages; and to have engaged with them in the practice of
+mutual pollution. Valerius Catullus, a young man of a consular family,
+bawled aloud in public that he had been exhausted by him in that
+abominable act. Besides his incest with his sisters, and his notorious
+passion for Pyrallis, the prostitute, there was hardly any lady of
+distinction with whom he did not make free. He used commonly to invite
+them with their husbands to supper, and as they passed by the couch on
+which he reclined at table, examine them very closely, like those who
+traffic in slaves; and if any one from modesty held down her face, he
+raised it up with his hand. Afterwards, as often as he was in the
+humour, he would quit the room, send for her he liked best, and in a
+short time return with marks of recent disorder about them. He would
+then commend or disparage her in the presence of the company, recounting
+the charms or defects of her person and behaviour in private. To some he
+sent a divorce in the name of their absent husbands, and ordered it to be
+registered in the public acts.
+
+XXXVII. In the devices of his profuse expenditure, he surpassed all the
+prodigals that ever lived; inventing a new kind of bath, with strange
+dishes and suppers, washing in precious unguents, both warm and cold,
+drinking pearls of immense value dissolved in vinegar, and serving up for
+his guests loaves and other victuals modelled in gold; often saying,
+"that a man ought either to be a good economist or an emperor." Besides,
+he scattered money to a prodigious amount among the people, from the top
+of the Julian Basilica [445], during several days successively. He built
+two ships with ten banks of oars, after the Liburnian fashion, the poops
+of which blazed with jewels, and the sails were of various parti-colours.
+They were fitted up with ample baths, galleries, and saloons, and
+supplied with a great variety of vines and other fruit-trees. In these
+he would sail in the day-time along the coast of Campania, feasting (278)
+amidst dancing and concerts of music. In building his palaces and
+villas, there was nothing he desired to effect so much, in defiance of
+all reason, as what was considered impossible. Accordingly, moles were
+formed in the deep and adverse sea [446], rocks of the hardest stone cut
+away, plains raised to the height of mountains with a vast mass of earth,
+and the tops of mountains levelled by digging; and all these were to be
+executed with incredible speed, for the least remissness was a capital
+offence. Not to mention particulars, he spent enormous sums, and the
+whole treasures which had been amassed by Tiberius Caesar, amounting to
+two thousand seven hundred millions of sesterces, within less than a
+year.
+
+XXXVIII. Having therefore quite exhausted these funds, and being in want
+of money, he had recourse to plundering the people, by every mode of
+false accusation, confiscation, and taxation, that could be invented. He
+declared that no one had any right to the freedom of Rome, although their
+ancestors had acquired it for themselves and their posterity, unless they
+were sons; for that none beyond that degree ought to be considered as
+posterity. When the grants of the Divine Julius and Augustus were
+produced to him, he only said, that he was very sorry they were obsolete
+and out of date. He also charged all those with making false returns,
+who, after the taking of the census, had by any means whatever increased
+their property. He annulled the wills of all who had been centurions of
+the first rank, as testimonies of their base ingratitude, if from the
+beginning of Tiberius's reign they had not left either that prince or
+himself their heir. He also set aside the wills of all others, if any
+person only pretended to say, that they designed at their death to leave
+Caesar their heir. The public becoming terrified at this proceeding, he
+was now appointed joint-heir with their friends, and in the case of
+parents with their children, by persons unknown to him. Those who lived
+any considerable time after making such a will, he said, were only making
+game of him; and accordingly he sent many of them poisoned cakes. He
+used to try such causes himself; fixing previously the sum he proposed to
+raise during the sitting, and, after he had secured it, quitting the
+tribunal. Impatient of the least delay, he condemned by a single
+sentence forty (279) persons, against whom there were different charges;
+boasting to Caesonia when she awoke, "how much business he had dispatched
+while she was taking her mid-day sleep." He exposed to sale by auction,
+the remains of the apparatus used in the public spectacles; and exacted
+such biddings, and raised the prices so high, that some of the purchasers
+were ruined, and bled themselves to death. There is a well-known story
+told of Aponius Saturninus, who happening to fall asleep as he sat on a
+bench at the sale, Caius called out to the auctioneer, not to overlook
+the praetorian personage who nodded to him so often; and accordingly the
+salesman went on, pretending to take the nods for tokens of assent, until
+thirteen gladiators were knocked down to him at the sum of nine millions
+of sesterces [447], he being in total ignorance of what was doing.
+
+XXXIX. Having also sold in Gaul all the clothes, furniture, slaves, and
+even freedmen belonging to his sisters, at prodigious prices, after their
+condemnation, he was so much delighted with his gains, that he sent to
+Rome for all the furniture of the old palace [448]; pressing for its
+conveyance all the carriages let to hire in the city, with the horses and
+mules belonging to the bakers, so that they often wanted bread at Rome;
+and many who had suits at law in progress, lost their causes, because
+they could not make their appearance in due time according to their
+recognizances. In the sale of this furniture, every artifice of fraud
+and imposition was employed. Sometimes he would rail at the bidders for
+being niggardly, and ask them "if they were not ashamed to be richer than
+he was?" at another, he would affect to be sorry that the property of
+princes should be passing into the hands of private persons. He had
+found out that a rich provincial had given two hundred thousand sesterces
+to his chamberlains for an underhand invitation to his table, and he was
+much pleased to find that honour valued at so high a rate. The day
+following, as the same person was sitting at the sale, he sent him some
+bauble, for which he told him he must pay two hundred thousand sesterces,
+and "that he should sup with Caesar upon his own invitation."
+
+(280) XL. He levied new taxes, and such as were never before known, at
+first by the publicans, but afterwards, because their profit was
+enormous, by centurions and tribunes of the pretorian guards; no
+description of property or persons being exempted from some kind of tax
+or other. For all eatables brought into the city, a certain excise was
+exacted: for all law-suits or trials in whatever court, the fortieth part
+of the sum in dispute; and such as were convicted of compromising
+litigations, were made liable to a penalty. Out of the daily wages of
+the porters, he received an eighth, and from the gains of common
+prostitutes, what they received for one favour granted. There was a
+clause in the law, that all bawds who kept women for prostitution or
+sale, should be liable to pay, and that marriage itself should not be
+exempted.
+
+XLI. These taxes being imposed, but the act by which they were levied
+never submitted to public inspection, great grievances were experienced
+from the want of sufficient knowledge of the law. At length, on the
+urgent demands of the Roman people, he published the law, but it was
+written in a very small hand, and posted up in a corner, so that no one
+could make a copy of it. To leave no sort of gain untried, he opened
+brothels in the Palatium, with a number of cells, furnished suitably to
+the dignity of the place; in which married women and free-born youths
+were ready for the reception of visitors. He sent likewise his
+nomenclators about the forums and courts, to invite people of all ages,
+the old as well as the young, to his brothel, to come and satisfy their
+lusts; and he was ready to lend his customers money upon interest; clerks
+attending to take down their names in public, as persons who contributed
+to the emperor's revenue. Another method of raising money, which he
+thought not below his notice, was gaming; which, by the help of lying and
+perjury, he turned to considerable account. Leaving once the management
+of his play to his partner in the game, he stepped into the court, and
+observing two rich Roman knights passing by, he ordered them immediately
+to be seized, and their estates confiscated. Then returning, in great
+glee, he boasted that he had never made a better throw in his life.
+
+XLII. After the birth of his daughter, complaining of his (281) poverty,
+and the burdens to which he was subjected, not only as an emperor, but a
+father, he made a general collection for her maintenance and fortune. He
+likewise gave public notice, that he would receive new-year's gifts on
+the calends of January following; and accordingly stood in the vestibule
+of his house, to clutch the presents which people of all ranks threw down
+before him by handfuls and lapfuls. At last, being seized with an
+invincible desire of feeling money, taking off his slippers, he
+repeatedly walked over great heaps of gold coin spread upon the spacious
+floor, and then laying himself down, rolled his whole body in gold over
+and over again.
+
+XLIII. Only once in his life did he take an active part in military
+affairs, and then not from any set purpose, but during his journey to
+Mevania, to see the grove and river of Clitumnus [449]. Being
+recommended to recruit a body of Batavians, who attended him, he resolved
+upon an expedition into Germany. Immediately he drew together several
+legions, and auxiliary forces from all quarters, and made every where new
+levies with the utmost rigour. Collecting supplies of all kinds, such as
+never had been assembled upon the like occasion, he set forward on his
+march, and pursued it sometimes with so much haste and precipitation,
+that the pretorian cohorts were obliged, contrary to custom, to pack
+their standards on horses or mules, and so follow him. At other times,
+he would march so slow and luxuriously, that he was carried in a litter
+by eight men; ordering the roads to be swept by the people of the
+neighbouring towns, and sprinkled with water to lay the dust.
+
+XLIV. On arriving at the camp, in order to show himself an active
+general, and severe disciplinarian, he cashiered the lieutenants who came
+up late with the auxiliary forces from different quarters. In reviewing
+the army, he deprived of their companies most of the centurions of the
+first rank, who had now served their legal time in the wars, and some
+whose time would have expired in a few days; alleging against them their
+age and infirmity; and railing at the covetous disposition (282) of the
+rest of them, he reduced the bounty due to those who had served out their
+time to the sum of six thousand sesterces. Though he only received the
+submission of Adminius, the son of Cunobeline, a British king, who being
+driven from his native country by his father, came over to him with a
+small body of troops [450], yet, as if the whole island had been
+surrendered to him, he dispatched magnificent letters to Rome, ordering
+the bearers to proceed in their carriages directly up to the forum and
+the senate-house, and not to deliver the letters but to the consuls in
+the temple of Mars, and in the presence of a full assembly of the
+senators.
+
+XLV. Soon after this, there being no hostilities, he ordered a few
+Germans of his guard to be carried over and placed in concealment on the
+other side of the Rhine, and word to be brought him after dinner, that an
+enemy was advancing with great impetuosity. This being accordingly done,
+he immediately threw himself, with his friends, and a party of the
+pretorian knights, into the adjoining wood, where lopping branches from
+the trees, and forming trophies of them, he returned by torch-light,
+upbraiding those who did not follow him, with timorousness and cowardice;
+but he presented the companions, and sharers of his victory with crowns
+of a new form, and under a new name, having the sun, moon, and stars
+represented on them, and which he called Exploratoriae. Again, some
+hostages were by his order taken from the school, and privately sent off;
+upon notice of which he immediately rose from table, pursued them with
+the cavalry, as if they had run away, and coming up with them, brought
+them back in fetters; proceeding to an extravagant pitch of ostentation
+likewise in this military comedy. Upon his again sitting down to table,
+it being reported to him that the troops were all reassembled, he ordered
+them to sit down as they were, in their armour, animating them in the
+words of that well-known verse of Virgil:
+
+ (283) Durate, et vosmet rebus servate secundis.--Aen. 1.
+ Bear up, and save yourselves for better days.
+
+In the mean time, he reprimanded the senate and people of Rome in a very
+severe proclamation, "For revelling and frequenting the diversions of the
+circus and theatre, and enjoying themselves at their villas, whilst their
+emperor was fighting, and exposing himself to the greatest dangers."
+
+XLVI. At last, as if resolved to make war in earnest, he drew up his
+army upon the shore of the ocean, with his balistae and other engines of
+war, and while no one could imagine what he intended to do, on a sudden
+commanded them to gather up the sea shells, and fill their helmets, and
+the folds of their dress with them, calling them "the spoils of the ocean
+due to the Capitol and the Palatium." As a monument of his success, he
+raised a lofty tower, upon which, as at Pharos [451], he ordered lights
+to be burnt in the night-time, for the direction of ships at sea; and
+then promising the soldiers a donative of a hundred denarii [452] a man,
+as if he had surpassed the most eminent examples of generosity, "Go your
+ways," said he, "and be merry: go, ye are rich."
+
+XLVII. In making preparations for his triumph, besides the prisoners and
+deserters from the barbarian armies, he picked out the men of greatest
+stature in all Gaul, such as he said were fittest to grace a triumph,
+with some of the chiefs, and reserved them to appear in the procession;
+obliging them not only to dye their hair yellow, and let it grow long,
+but to learn the German language, and assume the names commonly used in
+that country. He ordered likewise the gallies in which he had entered
+the ocean, to be conveyed to Rome a great part of the way by land, and
+wrote to his comptrollers in the city, "to make proper preparations for a
+triumph against (284) his arrival, at as small expense as possible; but
+on a scale such as had never been seen before, since they had full power
+over the property of every one."
+
+XLVIII. Before he left the province, he formed a design of the most
+horrid cruelty--to massacre the legions which had mutinied upon the death
+of Augustus, for seizing and detaining by force his father, Germanicus,
+their commander, and himself, then an infant, in the camp. Though he was
+with great difficulty dissuaded from this rash attempt, yet neither the
+most urgent entreaties nor representations could prevent him from
+persisting in the design of decimating these legions. Accordingly, he
+ordered them to assemble unarmed, without so much as their swords; and
+then surrounded them with armed horse. But finding that many of them,
+suspecting that violence was intended, were making off, to arm in their
+own defence, he quitted the assembly as fast as he could, and immediately
+marched for Rome; bending now all his fury against the senate, whom he
+publicly threatened, to divert the general attention from the clamour
+excited by his disgraceful conduct. Amongst other pretexts of offence,
+he complained that he was defrauded of a triumph, which was justly his
+due, though he had just before forbidden, upon pain of death, any honour
+to be decreed him.
+
+XLIX. In his march he was waited upon by deputies from the senatorian
+order, entreating him to hasten his return. He replied to them, "I will
+come, I will come, and this with me," striking at the same time the hilt
+of his sword. He issued likewise this proclamation: "I am coming, but
+for those only who wish for me, the equestrian order and the people; for
+I shall no longer treat the senate as their fellow-citizen or prince."
+He forbad any of the senators to come to meet him; and either abandoning
+or deferring his triumph, he entered the city in ovation on his birth-
+day. Within four months from this period he was slain, after he had
+perpetrated enormous crimes, and while he was meditating the execution,
+if possible, of still greater. He had entertained a design of removing
+to Antium, and afterwards to Alexandria; having first cut off the flower
+of the equestrian and senatorian orders. This is placed beyond all
+question, by two books which were found in his cabinet (285) under
+different titles; one being called the sword, and the other, the dagger.
+They both contained private marks, and the names of those who were
+devoted to death. There was also found a large chest, filled with a
+variety of poisons which being afterwards thrown into the sea by order of
+Claudius, are said to have so infected the waters, that the fish were
+poisoned, and cast dead by the tide upon the neighbouring shores.
+
+L. He was tall, of a pale complexion, ill-shaped, his neck and legs very
+slender, his eyes and temples hollow, his brows broad and knit, his hair
+thin, and the crown of the head bald. The other parts of his body were
+much covered with hair. On this account, it was reckoned a capital crime
+for any person to look down from above, as he was passing by, or so much
+as to name a goat. His countenance, which was naturally hideous and
+frightful, he purposely rendered more so, forming it before a mirror into
+the most horrible contortions. He was crazy both in body and mind, being
+subject, when a boy, to the falling sickness. When he arrived at the age
+of manhood, he endured fatigue tolerably well; but still, occasionally,
+he was liable to a faintness, during which he remained incapable of any
+effort. He was not insensible of the disorder of his mind, and sometimes
+had thoughts of retiring to clear his brain [453]. It is believed that
+his wife Caesonia administered to him a love potion which threw him into
+a frenzy. What most of all disordered him, was want of sleep, for he
+seldom had more than three or four hours' rest in a night; and even then
+his sleep was not sound, but disturbed by strange dreams; fancying, among
+other things, that a form representing the ocean spoke to him. Being
+therefore often weary with lying awake so long, sometimes he sat up in
+his bed, at others, walked in the longest porticos about the house, and
+from time to time, invoked and looked out for the approach of day.
+
+LI. To this crazy constitution of his mind may, I think, very justly be
+ascribed two faults which he had, of a nature directly repugnant one to
+the other, namely, an excessive confidence and the most abject timidity.
+For he, who affected so (286) much to despise the gods, was ready to shut
+his eyes, and wrap up his head in his cloak at the slightest storm of
+thunder and lightning; and if it was violent, he got up and hid himself
+under his bed. In his visit to Sicily, after ridiculing many strange
+objects which that country affords, he ran away suddenly in the night
+from Messini, terrified by the smoke and rumbling at the summit of Mount
+Aetna. And though in words he was very valiant against the barbarians,
+yet upon passing a narrow defile in Germany in his light car, surrounded
+by a strong body of his troops, some one happening to say, "There would
+be no small consternation amongst us, if an enemy were to appear," he
+immediately mounted his horse, and rode towards the bridges in great
+haste; but finding them blocked up with camp-followers and baggage-
+waggons, he was in such a hurry, that he caused himself to be carried in
+men's hands over the heads of the crowd. Soon afterwards, upon hearing
+that the Germans were again in rebellion, he prepared to quit Rome, and
+equipped a fleet; comforting himself with this consideration, that if the
+enemy should prove victorious, and possess themselves of the heights of
+the Alps, as the Cimbri [454] had done, or of the city, as the Senones
+[455] formerly did, he should still have in reserve the transmarine
+provinces [456]. Hence it was, I suppose, that it occurred to his
+assassins, to invent the story intended to pacify the troops who mutinied
+at his death, that he had laid violent hands upon himself, in a fit of
+terror occasioned by the news brought him of the defeat of his army.
+
+LII. In the fashion of his clothes, shoes, and all the rest of his
+dress, he did not wear what was either national, or properly civic, or
+peculiar to the male sex, or appropriate to mere mortals. He often
+appeared abroad in a short coat of stout cloth, richly embroidered and
+blazing with jewels, in a tunic with sleeves, and with bracelets upon his
+arms; sometimes all in silks and (287) habited like a woman; at other
+times in the crepidae or buskins; sometimes in the sort of shoes used by
+the light-armed soldiers, or in the sock used by women, and commonly with
+a golden beard fixed to his chin, holding in his hand a thunderbolt, a
+trident, or a caduceus, marks of distinction belonging to the gods only.
+Sometimes, too, he appeared in the habit of Venus. He wore very commonly
+the triumphal ornaments, even before his expedition, and sometimes the
+breast-plate of Alexander the Great, taken out of his coffin. [457]
+
+LIII. With regard to the liberal sciences, he was little conversant in
+philology, but applied himself with assiduity to the study of eloquence,
+being indeed in point of enunciation tolerably elegant and ready; and in
+his perorations, when he was moved to anger, there was an abundant flow
+of words and periods. In speaking, his action was vehement, and his
+voice so strong, that he was heard at a great distance. When winding up
+an harangue, he threatened to draw "the sword of his lucubration,"
+holding a loose and smooth style in such contempt, that he said Seneca,
+who was then much admired, "wrote only detached essays," and that "his
+language was nothing but sand without lime." He often wrote answers to
+the speeches of successful orators; and employed himself in composing
+accusations or vindications of eminent persons, who were impeached before
+the senate; and gave his vote for or against the party accused, according
+to his success in speaking, inviting the equestrian order, by
+proclamation, to hear him.
+
+LIV. He also zealously applied himself to the practice of several other
+arts of different kinds, such as fencing, charioteering, singing, and
+dancing. In the first of these, he practised with the weapons used in
+war; and drove the chariot in circuses built in several places. He was
+so extremely fond of singing and dancing, that he could not refrain in
+the theatre from singing with the tragedians, and imitating the gestures
+of the actors, either by way of applause or correction. A night
+exhibition which he had ordered the day he was slain, was thought to be
+intended for no other reason, than to take the opportunity afforded by
+the licentiousness of the season, to make his first appearance upon the
+stage. Sometimes, also, (288) he danced in the night. Summoning once to
+the Palatium, in the second watch of the night [458], three men of
+consular rank, who feared the words from the message, he placed them on
+the proscenium of the stage, and then suddenly came bursting out, with a
+loud noise of flutes and castanets [459], dressed in a mantle and tunic
+reaching down to his heels. Having danced out a song, he retired. Yet
+he who had acquired such dexterity in other exercises, never learnt to
+swim.
+
+LV. Those for whom he once conceived a regard, he favoured even to
+madness. He used to kiss Mnester, the pantomimic actor, publicly in the
+theatre; and if any person made the least noise while he was dancing, he
+would order him to be dragged from his seat, and scourged him with his
+own hand. A Roman knight once making some bustle, he sent him, by a
+centurion, an order to depart forthwith for Ostia [460], and carry a
+letter from him to king Ptolemy in Mauritania. The letter was comprised
+in these words: "Do neither good nor harm to the bearer." He made some
+gladiators captains of his German guards. He deprived the gladiators
+called Mirmillones of some of their arms. One Columbus coming off with
+victory in a combat, but being slightly wounded, he ordered some poison
+to be infused in the wound, which he thence called Columbinum. For thus
+it was certainly named with his own hand in a list of other poisons. He
+was so extravagantly fond of the party of charioteers whose colours were
+green [461], that he supped and lodged for some time constantly in the
+stable where their horses were kept. At a certain revel, he made a
+present of two millions of sesterces to one Cythicus, a driver of a
+chariot. The day before the Circensian games, he used to send his
+soldiers to enjoin silence in the (289) neighbourhood, that the repose of
+his horse Incitatus [462] might not be disturbed. For this favourite
+animal, besides a marble stable, an ivory manger, purple housings, and a
+jewelled frontlet, he appointed a house, with a retinue of slaves, and
+fine furniture, for the reception of such as were invited in the horse's
+name to sup with him. It is even said that he intended to make him
+consul.
+
+LVI. In this frantic and savage career, numbers had formed designs for
+cutting him off; but one or two conspiracies being discovered, and others
+postponed for want of opportunity, at last two men concerted a plan
+together, and accomplished their purpose; not without the privity of some
+of the greatest favourites amongst his freedmen, and the prefects of the
+pretorian guards; because, having been named, though falsely, as
+concerned in one conspiracy against him, they perceived that they were
+suspected and become objects of his hatred. For he had immediately
+endeavoured to render them obnoxious to the soldiery, drawing his sword,
+and declaring, "That he would kill himself if they thought him worthy of
+death;" and ever after he was continually accusing them to one another,
+and setting them all mutually at variance. The conspirators having
+resolved to fall upon him as he returned at noon from the Palatine games,
+Cassius Chaerea, tribune of the pretorian guards, claimed the part of
+making the onset. This Chaerea was now an elderly man, and had been
+often reproached by Caius for effeminacy. When he came for the
+watchword, the latter would give "Priapus," or "Venus;" and if on any
+occasion he returned thanks, would offer him his hand to kiss, making
+with his fingers an obscene gesture.
+
+LVII. His approaching fate was indicated by many prodigies. The statue
+of Jupiter at Olympia, which he had ordered to be taken down and brought
+to Rome, suddenly burst out into such a violent fit of laughter, that,
+the machines employed in the work giving way, the workmen took to their
+heels. When this accident happened, there came up a man named Cassius,
+who said that he was commanded in a dream to sacrifice a bull to Jupiter.
+The Capitol at Capua was (290) struck with lightning upon the ides of
+March [15th March] as was also, at Rome, the apartment of the chief
+porter of the Palatium. Some construed the latter into a presage that
+the master of the place was in danger from his own guards; and the other
+they regarded as a sign, that an illustrious person would be cut off, as
+had happened before on that day. Sylla, the astrologer, being, consulted
+by him respecting his nativity, assured him, "That death would
+unavoidably and speedily befall him." The oracle of Fortune at Antium
+likewise forewarned him of Cassius; on which account he had given orders
+for putting to death Cassius Longinus, at that time proconsul of Asia,
+not considering that Chaerea bore also that name. The day preceding his
+death he dreamt that he was standing in heaven near the throne of
+Jupiter, who giving him a push with the great toe of his right foot, he
+fell headlong upon the earth. Some things which happened the very day of
+his death, and only a little before it, were likewise considered as
+ominous presages of that event. Whilst he was at sacrifice, he was
+bespattered with the blood of a flamingo. And Mnester, the pantomimic
+actor, performed in a play, which the tragedian Neoptolemus had formerly
+acted at the games in which Philip, the king of Macedon, was slain. And
+in the piece called Laureolus, in which the principal actor, running out
+in a hurry, and falling, vomited blood, several of the inferior actors
+vying with each other to give the best specimen of their art, made the
+whole stage flow with blood. A spectacle had been purposed to be
+performed that night, in which the fables of the infernal regions were to
+be represented by Egyptians and Ethiopians.
+
+LVIII. On the ninth of the calends of February [24th January], and about
+the seventh hour of the day, after hesitating whether he should rise to
+dinner, as his stomach was disordered by what he had eaten the day
+before, at last, by the advice of his friends, he came forth. In the
+vaulted passage through which he had to pass, were some boys of noble
+extraction, who had been brought from Asia to act upon the stage, waiting
+for him in a private corridor, and he stopped to see and speak to them;
+and had not the leader of the party said that he was suffering from cold,
+he would have gone back, and made them act immediately. Respecting what
+followed, (291) two different accounts are given. Some say, that, whilst
+he was speaking to the boys, Chaerea came behind him, and gave him a
+heavy blow on the neck with his sword, first crying out, "Take this:"
+that then a tribune, by name Cornelius Sabinus, another of the
+conspirators, ran him through the breast. Others say, that the crowd
+being kept at a distance by some centurions who were in the plot, Sabinus
+came, according to custom, for the word, and that Caius gave him
+"Jupiter," upon which Chaerea cried out, "Be it so!" and then, on his
+looking round, clove one of his jaws with a blow. As he lay on the
+ground, crying out that he was still alive [463], the rest dispatched him
+with thirty wounds. For the word agreed upon among them all was, "Strike
+again." Some likewise ran their swords through his privy parts. Upon
+the first bustle, the litter bearers came running in with their poles to
+his assistance, and, immediately afterwards, his German body guards, who
+killed some of the assassins, and also some senators who had no concern
+in the affair.
+
+LIX. He lived twenty-nine years, and reigned three years, ten months,
+and eight days. His body was carried privately into the Lamian Gardens
+[464], where it was half burnt upon a pile hastily raised, and then had
+some earth carelessly thrown over it. It was afterwards disinterred by
+his sisters, on their return from banishment, burnt to ashes, and buried.
+Before this was done, it is well known that the keepers of the gardens
+were greatly disturbed by apparitions; and that not a night passed
+without some terrible alarm or other in the house where he was slain,
+until it was destroyed by fire. His wife Caesonia was killed with him,
+being stabbed by a centurion; and his daughter had her brains knocked out
+against a wall.
+
+LX. Of the miserable condition of those times, any person (292) may
+easily form an estimate from the following circumstances. When his death
+was made public, it was not immediately credited. People entertained a
+suspicion that a report of his being killed had been contrived and spread
+by himself, with the view of discovering how they stood affected towards
+him. Nor had the conspirators fixed upon any one to succeed him. The
+senators were so unanimous in their resolution to assert the liberty of
+their country, that the consuls assembled them at first not in the usual
+place of meeting, because it was named after Julius Caesar, but in the
+Capitol. Some proposed to abolish the memory of the Caesars, and level
+their temples with the ground. It was particularly remarked on this
+occasion, that all the Caesars, who had the praenomen of Caius, died by
+the sword, from the Caius Caesar who was slain in the times of Cinna.
+
+ * * * * * *
+
+Unfortunately, a great chasm in the Annals of Tacitus, at this period,
+precludes all information from that historian respecting the reign of
+Caligula; but from what he mentions towards the close of the preceding
+chapter, it is evident that Caligula was forward to seize the reins of
+government, upon the death of Tiberius, whom, though he rivalled him in
+his vices, he was far from imitating in his dissimulation. Amongst the
+people, the remembrance of Germanicus' virtues cherished for his family
+an attachment which was probably, increased by its misfortunes; and they
+were anxious to see revived in the son the popularity of the father.
+Considering, however, that Caligula's vicious disposition was already
+known, and that it had even been an inducement with Tiberius to procure
+his succession, in order that it might prove a foil to his own memory; it
+is surprising that no effort was made at this juncture to shake off the
+despotism which had been so intolerable in the last reign, and restore
+the ancient liberty of the republic. Since the commencement of the
+imperial dominion, there never had been any period so favourable for a
+counter-revolution as the present crisis. There existed now no Livia,
+to influence the minds of the senate and people in respect of the
+government; nor was there any other person allied to the family of
+Germanicus, whose countenance or intrigues could promote the views of
+Caligula. He himself was now only in the twenty-fifth year of his age,
+was totally inexperienced in the administration of public affairs, had
+never performed even the smallest service to his country, and was
+generally known to be of a character which (293) disgraced his
+illustrious descent. Yet, in spite of all these circumstances, such was
+the destiny of Rome, that his accession afforded joy to the soldiers, who
+had known him in his childhood, and to the populace in the capital, as
+well as the people in the provinces, who were flattered with the delusive
+expectation of receiving a prince who should adorn the throne with the
+amiable virtues of Germanicus.
+
+It is difficult to say, whether weakness of understanding, or corruption
+of morals, were more conspicuous in the character of Caligula. He seems
+to have discovered from his earliest years an innate depravity of mind,
+which was undoubtedly much increased by defect of education. He had lost
+both his parents at an early period of life; and from Tiberius' own
+character, as well as his views in training the person who should succeed
+him on the throne, there is reason to think, that if any attention
+whatever was paid to the education of Caligula, it was directed to
+vitiate all his faculties and passions, rather than to correct and
+improve them. If such was really the object, it was indeed prosecuted
+with success.
+
+The commencement, however, of his reign was such as by no means
+prognosticated its subsequent transition. The sudden change of his
+conduct, the astonishing mixture of imbecility and presumption, of moral
+turpitude and frantic extravagance, which he afterwards evinced; such as
+rolling himself over heaps of gold, his treatment of his horse Incitatus,
+and his design of making him consul, seem to justify a suspicion that his
+brain had actually been affected, either by the potion, said to have been
+given him by his wife Caesonia, or otherwise. Philtres, or love-potions,
+as they were called, were frequent in those times; and the people
+believed that they operated upon the mind by a mysterious and sympathetic
+power. It is, however, beyond a doubt, that their effects were produced
+entirely by the action of their physical qualities upon the organs of the
+body. They were usually made of the satyrion, which, according to Pliny,
+was a provocative. They were generally given by women to their husbands
+at bed-time; and it was necessary towards their successful operation,
+that the parties should sleep together. This circumstance explains the
+whole mystery. The philtres were nothing more than medicines of a
+stimulating quality, which, after exciting violent, but temporary
+effects, enfeebled the constitution, and occasioned nervous disorders, by
+which the mental faculties, as well as the corporeal, might be injured.
+That this was really the case with Caligula, seems probable, not only
+from the falling sickness, to which he was subject, but from the habitual
+wakefulness of which he complained.
+
+(294) The profusion of this emperor, during his short reign of three
+years and ten months, is unexampled in history. In the midst of profound
+peace, without any extraordinary charges either civil or military, he
+expended, in less than one year, besides the current revenue of the
+empire, the sum of 21,796,875 pounds sterling, which had been left by
+Tiberius at his death. To supply the extravagance of future years, new
+and exorbitant taxes were imposed upon the people, and those too on the
+necessaries of life. There existed now amongst the Romans every motive
+that could excite a general indignation against the government; yet such
+was still the dread of imperial power, though vested in the hands of so
+weak and despicable a sovereign, that no insurrection was attempted, nor
+any extensive conspiracy formed; but the obnoxious emperor fell at last a
+sacrifice to a few centurions of his own guard.
+
+This reign was of too short duration to afford any new productions in
+literature; but, had it been extended to a much longer period, the
+effects would probably have been the same. Polite learning never could
+flourish under an emperor who entertained a design of destroying the
+writings of Virgil and Livy. It is fortunate that these, and other
+valuable productions of antiquity, were too widely diffused over the
+world, and too carefully preserved, to be in danger of perishing through
+the frenzy of this capricious barbarian.
+
+
+
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+
+[377] A.U.C. 757.
+
+[378] A.U.C. 765.
+
+[379] A.U.C. 770.
+
+[380] A.U.C. 767.
+
+[381] A.U.C. 771.
+
+[382] This opinion, like some others which occur in Suetonius, may
+justly be considered as a vulgar error; and if the heart was found
+entire, it must have been owing to the weakness of the fire, rather than
+to any quality communicated to the organ, of resisting the power of that
+element.
+
+[383] The magnificent title of King of Kings has been assumed, at
+different times, by various potentates. The person to whom it is here
+applied, is the king of Parthia. Under the kings of Persia, and even
+under the Syro-Macedonian kings, this country was of no consideration,
+and reckoned a part of Hyrcania. But upon the revolt of the East from
+the Syro-Macedonians, at the instigation of Arsaces, the Parthians are
+said to have conquered eighteen kingdoms.
+
+[384] A.U.C. 765.
+
+[385] It does not appear that Gaetulicus wrote any historical work, but
+Martial, Pliny, and others, describe him as a respectable poet.
+
+[386] Supra Confluentes. The German tribe here mentioned occupied the
+country between the Rhine and the Meuse, and gave their name to Treves
+(Treviri), its chief town. Coblentz had its ancient name of Confluentes,
+from its standing at the junction of the two rivers. The exact site of
+the village in which Caligula was born is not known. Cluverius
+conjectures that it may be Capelle.
+
+[387] Chap. vii.
+
+[388] The name was derived from Caliga, a kind of boot, studded with
+nails, used by the common soldiers in the Roman army.
+
+[389] According to Tacitus, who gives an interesting account of these
+occurrences, Treves was the place of refuge to which the young Caius was
+conveyed.--Annal. i.
+
+[390] In c. liv. of TIBERIUS, we have seen that his brothers Drusus and
+Nero fell a sacrifice to these artifices.
+
+[391] Tiberius, who was the adopted father of Germanicus.
+
+[392] Natriceus, a water-snake, so called from nato, to swim. The
+allusion is probably to Caligula's being reared in the island of Capri.
+
+[393] As Phaeton is said to have set the world on fire.
+
+[394] See the Life of TIBERIUS, c. lxxiii.
+
+[395] His name also was Tiberius. See before, TIBERIUS, c. lxxvi.
+
+[396] Procida, Ischia, Capri, etc.
+
+[397] The eagle was the standard of the legion, each cohort of which had
+its own ensign, with different devices; and there were also little images
+of the emperors, to which divine honours were paid.
+
+[398] See before, cc. liii. liv.
+
+[399] See TIBERIUS, c. x.; and note.
+
+[400] The mausoleum built by Augustus, mentioned before in his Life,
+c. C.
+
+[401] The Carpentum was a carriage, commonly with two wheels, and an
+arched covering, but sometimes without a covering; used chiefly by
+matrons, and named, according to Ovid, from Carmenta, the mother of
+Evander. Women were prohibited the use of it in the second Punic war, by
+the Oppian law, which, however, was soon after repealed. This chariot
+was also used to convey the images of the illustrious women to whom
+divine honours were paid, in solemn processions after their death, as in
+the present instance. It is represented on some of the sestertii.
+
+[402] See cc. xiv. and xxiii. of the present History.
+
+[403] Ib. cc. vii. and xxiv.
+
+[404] Life of TIBERIUS, c. xliii.
+
+[405] See the Life of AUGUSTUS, cc. xxviii. and ci.
+
+[406] Julius Caesar had shared it with them (c. xli.). Augustus had
+only kept up the form (c. xl.). Tiberius deprived the Roman people of
+the last remains of the freedom of suffrage.
+
+[407] The city of Rome was founded on the twenty-first day of April,
+which was called Palilia, from Pales, the goddess of shepherds, and ever
+afterwards kept as a festival.
+
+[408] A.U.C. 790.
+
+[409] A.U.C. 791.
+
+[410] A.U.C. 793.
+
+[411] A.U.C. 794.
+
+[412] The Saturnalia, held in honour of Saturn, was, amongst the Romans,
+the most celebrated festival of the whole year, and held in the month of
+December. All orders of the people then devoted themselves to mirth and
+feasting; friends sent presents to one another; and masters treated their
+slaves upon a footing of equality. At first it was held only for one
+day, afterwards for three days, and was now prolonged by Caligula's
+orders.
+
+[413] See AUGUSTUS, cc. xxix and xliii. The amphitheatre of Statilius
+Taurus is supposed to have stood in the Campus Martius, and the elevation
+now called the Monte Citorio, to have been formed by its ruins.
+
+[414] Supposed to be a house, so called, adjoining the Circus, in which
+some of the emperor's attendants resided.
+
+[415] Now Puzzuoli, on the shore of the bay of Naples. Every one knows
+what wealth was lavished here and at Baiae, on public works and the
+marine villas of the luxurious Romans, in the times of the emperors.
+
+[416] The original terminus of the Appian Way was at Brundusium. This
+mole formed what we should call a nearer station to Rome, on the same
+road, the ruins of which are still to be seen. St. Paul landed there.
+
+[417] Essedis: they were light cars, on two wheels, constructed to carry
+only one person; invented, it is supposed, by the Belgians, and by them
+introduced into Britain, where they were used in war. The Romans, after
+their expeditions in Gaul and Britain, adopted this useful vehicle
+instead of their more cumbrous RHEDA, not only for journeys where
+dispatch was required, but in solemn processions, and for ordinary
+purposes. They seem to have become the fashion, for Ovid tells us that
+these little carriages were driven by young ladies, themselves holding
+the reins, Amor. xi. 16. 49.
+
+[418] Suetonius flourished about seventy years after this, in the reign
+of Adrian, and derived many of the anecdotes which give interest to his
+history from cotemporary persons. See CLAUDIUS, c. xv. etc.
+
+[419] See TIBERIUS, c. xlvii. and AUGUSTUS, c. xxxi.
+
+[420] This aqueduct, commenced by Caligula and completed by Claudian, a
+truly imperial work, conveyed the waters of two streams to Rome,
+following the valley of the Anio from above Tivoli. The course of one of
+these rivulets was forty miles, and it was carried on arches, immediately
+after quitting its source, for a distance of three miles. The other, the
+Anio Novus, also began on arches, which continued for upwards of twelve
+miles. After this, both were conveyed under ground; but at the distance
+of six miles from the city, they were united, and carried upon arches all
+the rest of the way. This is the most perfect of all the ancient
+aqueducts; and it has been repaired, so as to convey the Acqua Felice,
+one of the three streams which now supply Rome. See CLAUDIUS, c. xx.
+
+[421] By Septa, Suetonius here means the huts or barracks of the
+pretorian camp, which was a permanent and fortified station. It stood to
+the east of the Viminal and Quirinal hills, between the present Porta Pia
+and S. Lorenzo, where there is a quadrangular projection in the city
+walls marking the site. The remains of the Amphitheatrum Castrense stand
+between the Porta Maggiore and S. Giovanni, formerly without the ancient
+walls, but now included in the line. It is all of brick, even the
+Corinthian pillars, and seems to have been but a rude structure, suited
+to the purpose for which it was built, the amusement of the soldiers, and
+gymnastic exercises. For this purpose they were used to construct
+temporary amphitheatres near the stations in the distant provinces, which
+were not built of stone or brick, but hollow circular spots dug in the
+ground, round which the spectators sat on the declivity, on ranges of
+seats cut in the sod. Many vestiges of this kind have been traced in
+Britain.
+
+[422] The Isthmus of Corinth; an enterprize which had formerly been
+attempted by Demetrius, and which was also projected by Julius Caesar,
+c. xliv., and Nero, c. xix.; but they all failed of accomplishing it.
+
+[423] On the authority of Dio Cassius and the Salmatian manuscript, this
+verse from Homer is substituted for the common reading, which is,
+
+ Eis gaian Danaon perao se.
+ Into the land of Greece I will transport thee.
+
+[424] Alluding, in the case of Romulus, to the rape of the Sabines; and
+in that of Augustus to his having taken Livia from her husband.--
+AUGUSTUS, c. lxii.
+
+[425] Selene was the daughter of Mark Antony by Cleopatra.
+
+[426] See c. xii.
+
+[427] The vast area of the Roman amphitheatres had no roof, but the
+audience were protected against the sun and bad weather by temporary
+hangings stretched over it.
+
+[428] A proverbial expression, meaning, without distinction.
+
+[429] The islands off the coast of Italy, in the Tuscan sea and in the
+Archipelago, were the usual places of banishment. See before, c. xv.;
+and in TIBERIUS, c. liv., etc.
+
+[430] Anticyra, an island in the Archipelago, was famous for the growth
+of hellebore. This plant being considered a remedy for insanity, the
+proverb arose--Naviga in Anticyram, as much as to say, "You are mad."
+
+[431] Meaning the province in Asia, called Galatia, from the Gauls who
+conquered it, and occupied it jointly with the Greek colonists.
+
+[432] A quotation from the tragedy of Atreus, by L. Attius, mentioned by
+Cicero. Off. i. 28.
+
+[433] See before, AUGUSTUS, c. lxxi.
+
+[434] These celebrated words are generally attributed to Nero; but Dio
+and Seneca agree with Suetonius in ascribing them to Caligula.
+
+[435] Gladiators were distinguished by their armour and manner of
+fighting. Some were called Secutores, whose arms were a helmet, a
+shield, a sword, or a leaden ball. Others, the usual antagonists of the
+former, were named Retiarii. A combatant of this class was dressed in a
+short tunic, but wore nothing on his head. He carried in his left hand a
+three-pointed lance, called Tridens or Fuscina, and in his right, a net,
+with which he attempted to entangle his adversary, by casting it over his
+head, and suddenly drawing it together; when with his trident he usually
+slew him. But if he missed his aim, by throwing the net either too short
+or too far, he instantly betook himself to flight, and endeavoured to
+prepare his net for a second cast. His antagonist, in the mean time,
+pursued, to prevent his design, by dispatching him.
+
+[436] AUGUSTUS, c. xxiii.
+
+[437] TIBERIUS, c. xl.
+
+[438] See before, c. xix.
+
+[439] Popae were persons who, at public sacrifices, led the victim to
+the altar. They had their clothes tucked up, and were naked to the
+waist. The victim was led with a slack rope, that it might not seem to
+he brought by force, which was reckoned a bad omen. For the same reason,
+it was allowed to stand loose before the altar, and it was thought a very
+unfavourable sign if it got away.
+
+[440] Plato de Repub. xi.; and Cicero and Tull. xlviii.
+
+[441] The collar of gold, taken from the gigantic Gaul who was killed in
+single combat by Titus Manlius, called afterwards Torquatus, was worn by
+the lineal male descendants of the Manlian family. But that illustrious
+race becoming extinct, the badge of honour, as well as the cognomen of
+Torquatus, was revived by Augustus, in the person of Caius Nonius
+Asprenas, who perhaps claimed descent by the female line from the family
+of Manlius.
+
+[442] Cincinnatus signifies one who has curled or crisped hair, from
+which Livy informs us that Lucius Quintus derived his cognomen. But of
+what badge of distinction Caligula deprived the family of the Cincinnati,
+unless the natural feature was hereditary, and he had them all shaved--a
+practice we find mentioned just below--history does not inform us, nor
+are we able to conjecture.
+
+[443] The priest of Diana Nemorensis obtained and held his office by his
+prowess in arms, having to slay his competitors, and offer human
+sacrifices, and was called Rex from his reigning paramount in the
+adjacent forest. The temple of this goddess of the chase stood among the
+deep woods which clothe the declivities of the Alban Mount, at a short
+distance from Rome--nemus signifying a grove. Julius Caesar had a
+residence there. See his Life, c. lxxi. The venerable woods are still
+standing, and among them chestnut-trees, which, from their enormous girth
+and vast apparent age, we may suppose to have survived from the era of
+the Caesars. The melancholy and sequestered lake of Nemi, deep set in a
+hollow of the surrounding woods, with the village on its brink, still
+preserve the name of Nemi.
+
+[444] An Essedarian was one who fought from an Esseda, the light
+carriage described in a former note, p. 264.
+
+[445] See before, JULIUS, c. x., and note.
+
+[446] Particularly at Baiae, see before, c. xix. The practice of
+encroaching on the sea on this coast, commenced before,--
+
+ Jactis in altum molibus.--Hor. Od. B. iii. 1. 34.
+
+[447] Most of the gladiators were slaves.
+
+[448] The part of the Palatium built or occupied by Augustus and
+Tiberius.
+
+[449] Mevania, a town of Umbria. Its present name is Bevagna. The
+Clitumnus is a river in the same country, celebrated for the breed of
+white cattle, which feed in the neighbouring pastures.
+
+[450] Caligula appears to have meditated an expedition to Britain at the
+time of his pompous ovation at Puteoli, mentioned in c. xiii.; but if
+Julius Caesar could gain no permanent footing in this island, it was very
+improbable that a prince of Caligula's character would ever seriously
+attempt it, and we shall presently see that the whole affair turned out a
+farce.
+
+[451] It seems generally agreed, that the point of the coast which was
+signalized by the ridiculous bravado of Caligula, somewhat redeemed by
+the erection of a lighthouse, was Itium, afterwards called Gessoriacum,
+and Bononia (Boulogne), a town belonging to the Gaulish tribe of the
+Morini; where Julius Caesar embarked on his expedition, and which became
+the usual place of departure for the transit to Britain.
+
+[452] The denarius was worth at this time about seven pence or eight
+pence of our money.
+
+[453] Probably to Anticyra. See before, c. xxix. note
+
+[454] The Cimbri were German tribes on the Elbe, who invaded Italy
+A.U.C. 640, and were defeated by Metellus.
+
+[455] The Senones were a tribe of Cis-Alpine Gauls, settled in Umbria,
+who sacked and pillaged Rome A.U.C. 363.
+
+[456] By the transmarine provinces, Asia, Egypt, etc., are meant; so
+that we find Caligula entertaining visions of an eastern empire, and
+removing the seat of government, which were long afterwards realized in
+the time of Constantine.
+
+[457] See AUGUSTUS, c. xviii.
+
+[458] About midnight, the watches being divided into four.
+
+[459] Scabella: commentators are undecided as to the nature of this
+instrument. Some of them suppose it to have been either a sort of cymbal
+or castanet, but Pitiscus in his note gives a figure of an ancient statue
+preserved at Florence, in which a dancer is represented with cymbals in
+his hands, and a kind of wind instrument attached to the toe of his left
+foot, by which it is worked by pressure, something in the way of an
+accordion.
+
+[460] The port of Rome.
+
+[461] The Romans, in their passionate devotion to the amusements of the
+circus and the theatre, were divided into factions, who had their
+favourites among the racers and actors, the former being distinguished by
+the colour of the party to which they belonged. See before, c. xviii.,
+and TIBERIUS, c. xxxvii.
+
+[462] In the slang of the turf, the name of Caligula's celebrated horse
+might, perhaps, be translated "Go a-head."
+
+[463] Josephus, who supplies us with minute details of the assassination
+of Caligula, says that he made no outcry, either disdaining it, or
+because an alarm would have been useless; but that he attempted to make
+his escape through a corridor which led to some baths behind the palace.
+Among the ruins on the Palatine hill, these baths still attract
+attention, some of the frescos being in good preservation. See the
+account in Josephus, xix. 1, 2.
+
+[464] The Lamian was an ancient family, the founders of Formiae. They
+had gardens on the Esquiline mount.
+
+
+
+
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