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diff --git a/6373-0.txt b/6373-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..dd6d7a1 --- /dev/null +++ b/6373-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15703 @@ +The Project Gutenberg eBook of The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other +Tales, by Bret Harte + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and +most other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions +whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms +of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at +www.gutenberg.org. If you are not located in the United States, you +will have to check the laws of the country where you are located before +using this eBook. + +Title: The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Tales + With Condensed Novels, Spanish and American Legends, + and Earlier Papers + +Author: Bret Harte + +Release Date: August 1, 2004 [eBook #6373] +[Most recently updated: August 28, 2022] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: UTF-8 + +Produced by: Skip Doughty, Juliet Sutherland, Charles Franks +and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team +Revised by Richard Tonsing. + +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WORKS OF BRET HARTE *** + + + + +THE LUCK OF ROARING CAMP AND OTHER TALES + +With Condensed Novels, Spanish And American Legends, And Earlier Papers + +From The Writings Of Bret Harte + + +By Bret Harte + +_With an Introduction by the Author_ + + + + +PUBLISHERS’ NOTE + + +In 1882, it was felt to be desirable that Mr. Harte’s scattered work +should be brought together in convenient form, and the result was +a compact edition of five volumes. After that date, as before, he +continued to produce poems, tales, sketches, and romances in steady +succession, and in 1897 his publishers undertook a uniform and orderly +presentation of the results of more than thirty years of his literary +activity. The fourteen volumes that embodied those results were enriched +by Introductions and a Glossary prepared by Mr. Harte himself. + +The present Riverside Edition is based on the collection made in 1897, +but is enlarged by the inclusion of later work. + +Boston, 4 Park Street, Autumn, 1902. + + + + +CONTENTS + + +GENERAL INTRODUCTION + +THE LUCK OF ROARING CAMP AND OTHER SKETCHES. The Luck Of Roaring Camp. +The Outcasts Of Poker Flat. Miggles Tennessee’s Partner. The Idyl Of Red +Gulch Brown Of Calaveras + +CONDENSED NOVELS. Muck-A-Muck: A Modern Indian Novel. Selina Sedilia. +The Ninety-Nine Guardsmen. Miss Mix. Mr. Midshipman Breezy: A Naval +Officer. Guy Heavystone; Or, “Entire:” A Muscular Novel John Jenkins; Or, +The Smoker Reformed Fantine. After The French Of Victor Hugo “La Femme”. +After The French Of M. Michelet The Dweller Of The Threshold N. N.: +Being A Novel In The French Paragraphic Style No Title. Handsome Is As +Handsome Does. Lothaw; Or, The Adventures Of A Young Gentleman In Search +Of A Religion. The Haunted Man: A Christmas Story. Terence Denville. +Mary McGillup. The Hoodlum Band; Or, The Boy Chief. The Infant +Politician, And The Pirate Prodigy. + +EARLIER SKETCHES. M’liss: An Idyl Of Red Mountain. Chapter I Smith’s +Pocket. Chapter II Which Contains A Dream Of The Just Aristides. +Chapter III Under The Greenwood Tree. Chapter IV Which Has A Good +Moral Tendency. Chapter V “Open Sesame”. Chapter VI The Trials Of Mrs. +Morpher. Chapter VII The People vs John Doe Waters. Chapter VIII The +Author To The Reader—Explanatory. Chapter IX Cleaning Up. Chapter X The +Red Rock High-Water Mark. A Lonely Ride. The Man Of No Account. Notes +By Flood And Field. Waiting For The Ship: A Fort Point Idyl. A Night At +Wingdam. + +SPANISH AND AMERICAN LEGENDS. The Legend Of Monte Del Diablo. The Right +Eye Of The Commander. The Legend Of Devil’s Point. The Adventure Of +Padre Vicentio: A Legend Of San Francisco. The Devil And The Broker: A +Mediaeval Legend. The Ogress Of Silver Land; Or, The Diverting History Of +Prince Badfellah And Prince Bulleboye. The Christmas Gift That Came To +Rupert: A Story For Little Soldiers. + + + + +GENERAL INTRODUCTION + + +The opportunity here offered [Footnote: By the appearance in England +several years ago of an edition of the author’s writings as then +collected.] to give some account of the genesis of these Californian +sketches, and the conditions under which they were conceived, is +peculiarly tempting to an author who has been obliged to retain a decent +professional reticence under a cloud of ingenious surmise, theory, and +misinterpretation. He very gladly seizes this opportunity to establish +the chronology of the sketches, and incidentally to show that what are +considered the “happy accidents” of literature are very apt to be the +results of quite logical and often prosaic processes. + +The author’s _first_ volume was published in 1865 in a thin book of +verse, containing, besides the titular poem, “The Lost Galleon,” various +patriotic contributions to the lyrics of the Civil War, then raging, +and certain better known humorous pieces, which have been hitherto +interspersed with his later poems in separate volumes, but are now +restored to their former companionship. This was followed in 1867 by +“The Condensed Novels,” originally contributed to the “San Francisco +Californian,” a journal then edited by the author, and a number of local +sketches entitled “Bohemian Papers,” making a single not very plethoric +volume, the author’s first book of prose. But he deems it worthy of +consideration that during this period, i.e. from 1862 to 1866, +he produced “The Society upon the Stanislaus” and “The Story of +M’liss,”—the first a dialectical poem, the second a Californian +romance,—his first efforts toward indicating a peculiarly +characteristic Western American literature. He would like to offer these +facts as evidence of his very early, half-boyish but very enthusiastic +belief in such a possibility,—a belief which never deserted him, and +which, a few years later, from the better-known pages of “The Overland +Monthly,” he was able to demonstrate to a larger and more cosmopolitan +audience in the story of “The Luck of Roaring Camp” and the poem of the +“Heathen Chinee.” But it was one of the anomalies of the very condition +of life that he worked amidst, and endeavored to portray, that these +first efforts were rewarded by very little success; and, as he will +presently show, even “The Luck of Roaring Camp” depended for its +recognition in California upon its success elsewhere. Hence the critical +reader will observe that the bulk of these earlier efforts, as shown in +the first two volumes, were marked by very little flavor of the soil, +but were addressed to an audience half foreign in their sympathies, and +still imbued with Eastern or New England habits and literary traditions. +“Home” was still potent with these voluntary exiles in their moments +of relaxation. Eastern magazines and current Eastern literature +formed their literary recreation, and the sale of the better class of +periodicals was singularly great. Nor was the taste confined to American +literature. The illustrated and satirical English journals were as +frequently seen in California as in Massachusetts; and the author +records that he has experienced more difficulty in procuring a copy of +“Punch” in an English provincial town than was his fortune at “Red Dog” + or “One-Horse Gulch.” An audience thus liberally equipped and familiar +with the best modern writers was naturally critical and exacting, and +no one appreciates more than he does the salutary effects of this severe +discipline upon his earlier efforts. + +When the first number of “The Overland Monthly” appeared, the author, +then its editor, called the publisher’s attention to the lack of any +distinctive Californian romance in its pages, and averred that, should +no other contribution come in, he himself would supply the omission +in the next number. No other contribution was offered, and the author, +having the plot and general idea already in his mind, in a few days sent +the manuscript of “The Luck of Roaring Camp” to the printer. He had +not yet received the proof-sheets when he was suddenly summoned to the +office of the publisher, whom he found standing the picture of dismay +and anxiety with the proof before him. The indignation and stupefaction +of the author can be well understood when he was told that the printer, +instead of returning the proofs to him, submitted them to the publisher, +with the emphatic declaration that the matter thereof was so indecent, +irreligious, and improper that his proof-reader—a young lady—had +with difficulty been induced to continue its perusal, and that he, as a +friend of the publisher and a well-wisher of the magazine, was impelled +to present to him personally this shameless evidence of the manner +in which the editor was imperilling the future of that enterprise. It +should be premised that the critic was a man of character and standing, +the head of a large printing establishment, a church member, and, the +author thinks, a deacon. In which circumstances the publisher frankly +admitted to the author that, while he could not agree with all of the +printer’s criticisms, he thought the story open to grave objection, and +its publication of doubtful expediency. + +Believing only that he was the victim of some extraordinary +typographical blunder, the author at once sat down and read the proof. +In its new dress, with the metamorphosis of type,—that metamorphosis +which every writer so well knows changes his relations to it and makes +it no longer seem a part of himself,—he was able to read it with +something of the freshness of an untold tale. As he read on he found +himself affected, even as he had been affected in the conception and +writing of it—a feeling so incompatible with the charges against +it, that he could only lay it down and declare emphatically, albeit +hopelessly, that he could really see nothing objectionable in it. Other +opinions were sought and given. To the author’s surprise, he found +himself in the minority. Finally, the story was submitted to three +gentlemen of culture and experience, friends of publisher and +author,—who were unable, however, to come to any clear decision. +It was, however, suggested to the author that, assuming the natural +hypothesis that his editorial reasoning might be warped by his literary +predilections in a consideration of one of his own productions, a +personal sacrifice would at this juncture be in the last degree heroic. +This last suggestion had the effect of ending all further discussion, +for he at once informed the publisher that the question of the propriety +of the story was no longer at issue: the only question was of his +capacity to exercise the proper editorial judgment; and that unless he +was permitted to test that capacity by the publication of the story, and +abide squarely by the result, he must resign his editorial position. The +publisher, possibly struck with the author’s confidence, possibly from +kindliness of disposition to a younger man, yielded, and “The Luck of +Roaring Camp” was published in the current number of the magazine for +which it was written, as it was written, without emendation, omission, +alteration, or apology. A not inconsiderable part of the grotesqueness +of the situation was the feeling, which the author retained throughout +the whole affair, of the perfect sincerity, good faith, and seriousness +of his friend’s—the printer’s—objection, and for many days +thereafter he was haunted by a consideration of the sufferings of this +conscientious man, obliged to assist materially in disseminating the +dangerous and subversive doctrines contained in this baleful fiction. +What solemn protests must have been laid with the ink on the rollers and +impressed upon those wicked sheets! what pious warnings must have been +secretly folded and stitched in that number of “The Overland Monthly”! +Across the chasm of years and distance the author stretches forth +the hand of sympathy and forgiveness, not forgetting the gentle +proof-reader, that chaste and unknown nymph, whose mantling cheeks and +downcast eyes gave the first indications of warning. + +But the troubles of the “Luck” were far from ended. It had secured an +entrance into the world, but, like its own hero, it was born with an +evil reputation, and to a community that had yet to learn to love it. +The secular press, with one or two exceptions, received it coolly, +and referred to its “singularity;” the religious press frantically +excommunicated it, and anathematized it as the offspring of evil; the +high promise of “The Overland Monthly” was said to have been ruined by +its birth; Christians were cautioned against pollution by its contact; +practical business men were gravely urged to condemn and frown upon +this picture of Californian society that was not conducive to Eastern +immigration; its hapless author was held up to obloquy as a man who had +abused a sacred trust. If its life and reputation had depended on its +reception in California, this edition and explanation would alike have +been needless. But, fortunately, the young “Overland Monthly” had in +its first number secured a hearing and position throughout the American +Union, and the author waited the larger verdict. The publisher, albeit +his worst fears were confirmed, was not a man to weakly regret a +position he had once taken, and waited also. The return mail from +the East brought a letter addressed to the “Editor of the ‘Overland +Monthly,’” enclosing a letter from Fields, Osgood & Co., the publishers +of “The Atlantic Monthly,” addressed to the—to them—unknown “Author of +‘The Luck of Roaring Camp.’” This the author opened, and found to be a +request, upon the most flattering terms, for a story for the “Atlantic” + similar to the “Luck.” The same mail brought newspapers and reviews +welcoming the little foundling of Californian literature with an +enthusiasm that half frightened its author; but with the placing of that +letter in the hands of the publisher, who chanced to be standing by his +side, and who during those dark days had, without the author’s faith, +sustained the author’s position, he felt that his compensation was full +and complete. + +Thus encouraged, “The Luck of Roaring Camp” was followed by “The +Outcasts of Poker Flat,” “Miggles,” “Tennessee’s Partner,” and those +various other characters who had impressed the author when, a mere +truant schoolboy, he had lived among them. It is hardly necessary to say +to any observer of human nature that at this time he was advised by +kind and well-meaning friends to content himself with the success of +the “Luck,” and not tempt criticism again; or that from that moment +ever after he was in receipt of that equally sincere contemporaneous +criticism which assured him gravely that each successive story was +a falling off from the last. Howbeit, by reinvigorated confidence in +himself and some conscientious industry, he managed to get together in a +year six or eight of these sketches, which, in a volume called “The +Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Sketches,” gave him that encouragement +in America and England that has since seemed to justify him in swelling +these records of a picturesque passing civilization into the compass of +the present edition. + +A few words regarding the peculiar conditions of life and society that +are here rudely sketched, and often but barely outlined. The author is +aware that, partly from a habit of thought and expression, partly from +the exigencies of brevity in his narratives, and partly from the habit +of addressing an audience familiar with the local scenery, he often +assumes, as premises already granted by the reader, the existence of +a peculiar and romantic state of civilization, the like of which few +English readers are inclined to accept without corroborative facts and +figures. These he could only give by referring to the ephemeral records +of Californian journals of that date, and the testimony of far-scattered +witnesses, survivors of the exodus of 1849. He must beg the reader to +bear in mind that this emigration was either across a continent almost +unexplored, or by the way of a long and dangerous voyage around Cape +Horn, and that the promised land itself presented the singular spectacle +of a patriarchal Latin race who had been left to themselves, forgotten +by the world, for nearly three hundred years. The faith, courage, vigor, +youth, and capacity for adventure necessary to this emigration produced +a body of men as strongly distinctive as the companions of Jason. Unlike +most pioneers, the majority were men of profession and education; all +were young, and all had staked their future in the enterprise. Critics +who have taken large and exhaustive views of mankind and society from +club windows in Pall Mall or the Fifth Avenue can only accept for +granted the turbulent chivalry that thronged the streets of San +Francisco in the gala days of her youth, and must read the blazon of +their deeds like the doubtful quarterings of the shield of Amadis de +Gaul. The author has been frequently asked if such and such incidents +were real,—if he had ever met such and such characters. To this he must +return the one answer, that in only a single instance was he conscious +of drawing purely from his imagination and fancy for a character and a +logical succession of incidents drawn therefrom. A few weeks after +his story was published, he received a letter, authentically signed, +_correcting some of the minor details of his facts_ (!), and enclosing +as corroborative evidence a slip from an old newspaper, wherein the main +incident of his supposed fanciful creation was recorded with a largeness +of statement that far transcended his powers of imagination. + +He has been repeatedly cautioned, kindly and unkindly, intelligently +and unintelligently, against his alleged tendency to confuse recognized +standards of morality by extenuating lives of recklessness, and often +criminality, with a single solitary virtue. He might easily show that +he has never written a sermon, that he has never moralized or commented +upon the actions of his heroes, that he has never voiced a creed or +obtrusively demonstrated an ethical opinion. He might easily allege +that this merciful effect of his art arose from the reader’s weak human +sympathies, and hold himself irresponsible. But he would be conscious of +a more miserable weakness in thus divorcing himself from his fellow-men +who in the domain of art must ever walk hand in hand with him. So he +prefers to say that, of all the various forms in which Cant presents +itself to suffering humanity, he knows of none so outrageous, so +illogical, so undemonstrable, so marvelously absurd, as the Cant of +“Too Much Mercy.” When it shall be proven to him that communities are +degraded and brought to guilt and crime, suffering or destitution, +from a predominance of this quality; when he shall see pardoned +ticket-of-leave men elbowing men of austere lives out of situation and +position, and the repentant Magdalen supplanting the blameless virgin in +society,—then he will lay aside his pen and extend his hand to the +new Draconian discipline in fiction. But until then he will, without +claiming to be a religious man or a moralist, but simply as an artist, +reverently and humbly conform to the rules laid down by a Great Poet +who created the parable of the “Prodigal Son” and the “Good Samaritan,” + whose works have lasted eighteen hundred years, and will remain when the +present writer and his generation are forgotten. And he is conscious of +uttering no original doctrine in this, but of only voicing the beliefs +of a few of his literary brethren happily living, and one gloriously +dead, who never made proclamation of this “from the housetops.” + + + * * * * * + + + THE LUCK OF ROARING CAMP, AND + + OTHER STORIES AND SKETCHES + + + * * * * * + + + + +THE LUCK OF ROARING CAMP + + +There was commotion in Roaring Camp. It could not have been a fight, +for in 1850 that was not novel enough to have called together the entire +settlement. The ditches and claims were not only deserted, but “Tuttle’s +grocery” had contributed its gamblers, who, it will be remembered, +calmly continued their game the day that French Pete and Kanaka Joe shot +each other to death over the bar in the front room. The whole camp +was collected before a rude cabin on the outer edge of the clearing. +Conversation was carried on in a low tone, but the name of a woman +was frequently repeated. It was a name familiar enough in the +camp,—“Cherokee Sal.” + +Perhaps the less said of her the better. She was a coarse and, it is to +be feared, a very sinful woman. But at that time she was the only woman +in Roaring Camp, and was just then lying in sore extremity, when she +most needed the ministration of her own sex. Dissolute, abandoned, and +irreclaimable, she was yet suffering a martyrdom hard enough to bear +even when veiled by sympathizing womanhood, but now terrible in her +loneliness. The primal curse had come to her in that original isolation +which must have made the punishment of the first transgression so +dreadful. It was, perhaps, part of the expiation of her sin that, at a +moment when she most lacked her sex’s intuitive tenderness and care, she +met only the half-contemptuous faces of her masculine associates. Yet +a few of the spectators were, I think, touched by her sufferings. Sandy +Tipton thought it was “rough on Sal,” and, in the contemplation of her +condition, for a moment rose superior to the fact that he had an ace and +two bowers in his sleeve. + +It will be seen also that the situation was novel. Deaths were by no +means uncommon in Roaring Camp, but a birth was a new thing. People had +been dismissed the camp effectively, finally, and with no possibility of +return; but this was the first time that anybody had been introduced _ab +initio_. Hence the excitement. + +“You go in there, Stumpy,” said a prominent citizen known as “Kentuck,” + addressing one of the loungers. “Go in there, and see what you kin do. +You’ve had experience in them things.” + +Perhaps there was a fitness in the selection. Stumpy, in other climes, +had been the putative head of two families; in fact, it was owing to +some legal informality in these proceedings that Roaring Camp—a city of +refuge—was indebted to his company. The crowd approved the choice, and +Stumpy was wise enough to bow to the majority. The door closed on the +extempore surgeon and midwife, and Roaring Camp sat down outside, smoked +its pipe, and awaited the issue. + +The assemblage numbered about a hundred men. One or two of these +were actual fugitives from justice, some were criminal, and all were +reckless. Physically they exhibited no indication of their past lives +and character. The greatest scamp had a Raphael face, with a profusion +of blonde hair; Oakhurst, a gambler, had the melancholy air and +intellectual abstraction of a Hamlet; the coolest and most courageous +man was scarcely over five feet in height, with a soft voice and an +embarrassed, timid manner. The term “roughs” applied to them was a +distinction rather than a definition. Perhaps in the minor details of +fingers, toes, ears, etc., the camp may have been deficient, but +these slight omissions did not detract from their aggregate force. The +strongest man had but three fingers on his right hand; the best shot had +but one eye. + +Such was the physical aspect of the men that were dispersed around +the cabin. The camp lay in a triangular valley between two hills and a +river. The only outlet was a steep trail over the summit of a hill that +faced the cabin, now illuminated by the rising moon. The suffering woman +might have seen it from the rude bunk whereon she lay,—seen it winding +like a silver thread until it was lost in the stars above. + +A fire of withered pine boughs added sociability to the gathering. By +degrees the natural levity of Roaring Camp returned. Bets were freely +offered and taken regarding the result. Three to five that “Sal would +get through with it;” even that the child would survive; side bets as +to the sex and complexion of the coming stranger. In the midst of an +excited discussion an exclamation came from those nearest the door, and +the camp stopped to listen. Above the swaying and moaning of the pines, +the swift rush of the river, and the crackling of the fire rose a sharp, +querulous cry,—a cry unlike anything heard before in the camp. The +pines stopped moaning, the river ceased to rush, and the fire to +crackle. It seemed as if Nature had stopped to listen too. + +The camp rose to its feet as one man! It was proposed to explode a +barrel of gunpowder; but in consideration of the situation of the +mother, better counsels prevailed, and only a few revolvers were +discharged; for whether owing to the rude surgery of the camp, or some +other reason, Cherokee Sal was sinking fast. Within an hour she had +climbed, as it were, that rugged road that led to the stars, and so +passed out of Roaring Camp, its sin and shame, forever. I do not think +that the announcement disturbed them much, except in speculation as +to the fate of the child. “Can he live now?” was asked of Stumpy. The +answer was doubtful. The only other being of Cherokee Sal’s sex +and maternal condition in the settlement was an ass. There was some +conjecture as to fitness, but the experiment was tried. It was less +problematical than the ancient treatment of Romulus and Remus, and +apparently as successful. + +When these details were completed, which exhausted another hour, the +door was opened, and the anxious crowd of men, who had already formed +themselves into a queue, entered in single file. Beside the low bunk or +shelf, on which the figure of the mother was starkly outlined below +the blankets, stood a pine table. On this a candle-box was placed, +and within it, swathed in staring red flannel, lay the last arrival at +Roaring Camp. Beside the candle-box was placed a hat. Its use was +soon indicated. “Gentlemen,” said Stumpy, with a singular mixture of +authority and _ex officio_ complacency,—“gentlemen will please pass in +at the front door, round the table, and out at the back door. Them as +wishes to contribute anything toward the orphan will find a hat handy.” + The first man entered with his hat on; he uncovered, however, as he +looked about him, and so unconsciously set an example to the next. In +such communities good and bad actions are catching. As the procession +filed in comments were audible,—criticisms addressed perhaps rather +to Stumpy in the character of showman: “Is that him?” “Mighty +small specimen;” “Hasn’t more’n got the color;” “Ain’t bigger nor a +derringer.” The contributions were as characteristic: A silver tobacco +box; a doubloon; a navy revolver, silver mounted; a gold specimen; a +very beautifully embroidered lady’s handkerchief (from Oakhurst the +gambler); a diamond breastpin; a diamond ring (suggested by the pin, +with the remark from the giver that he “saw that pin and went two +diamonds better”); a slung-shot; a Bible (contributor not detected); a +golden spur; a silver teaspoon (the initials, I regret to say, were not +the giver’s); a pair of surgeon’s shears; a lancet; a Bank of England +note for £5; and about $200 in loose gold and silver coin. During these +proceedings Stumpy maintained a silence as impassive as the dead on his +left, a gravity as inscrutable as that of the newly born on his +right. Only one incident occurred to break the monotony of the curious +procession. As Kentuck bent over the candle-box half curiously, the +child turned, and, in a spasm of pain, caught at his groping finger, +and held it fast for a moment. Kentuck looked foolish and embarrassed. +Something like a blush tried to assert itself in his weather-beaten +cheek. “The d—d little cuss!” he said, as he extricated his finger, +with perhaps more tenderness and care than he might have been deemed +capable of showing. He held that finger a little apart from its fellows +as he went out, and examined it curiously. The examination provoked the +same original remark in regard to the child. In fact, he seemed to +enjoy repeating it. “He rastled with my finger,” he remarked to Tipton, +holding up the member, “the d—d little cuss!” + +It was four o’clock before the camp sought repose. A light burnt in the +cabin where the watchers sat, for Stumpy did not go to bed that night. +Nor did Kentuck. He drank quite freely, and related with great gusto his +experience, invariably ending with his characteristic condemnation of +the newcomer. It seemed to relieve him of any unjust implication of +sentiment, and Kentuck had the weaknesses of the nobler sex. When +everybody else had gone to bed, he walked down to the river and +whistled reflectingly. Then he walked up the gulch past the cabin, +still whistling with demonstrative unconcern. At a large redwood-tree he +paused and retraced his steps, and again passed the cabin. Halfway down +to the river’s bank he again paused, and then returned and knocked at +the door. It was opened by Stumpy. “How goes it?” said Kentuck, looking +past Stumpy toward the candle-box. “All serene!” replied Stumpy. +“Anything up?” “Nothing.” There was a pause—an embarrassing one—Stumpy +still holding the door. Then Kentuck had recourse to his finger, which +he held up to Stumpy. “Rastled with it,—the d—d little cuss,” he said, +and retired. + +The next day Cherokee Sal had such rude sepulture as Roaring Camp +afforded. After her body had been committed to the hillside, there was +a formal meeting of the camp to discuss what should be done with her +infant. A resolution to adopt it was unanimous and enthusiastic. But an +animated discussion in regard to the manner and feasibility of providing +for its wants at once sprang up. It was remarkable that the argument +partook of none of those fierce personalities with which discussions +were usually conducted at Roaring Camp. Tipton proposed that they should +send the child to Red Dog,—a distance of forty miles,—where female +attention could be procured. But the unlucky suggestion met with fierce +and unanimous opposition. It was evident that no plan which entailed +parting from their new acquisition would for a moment be entertained. +“Besides,” said Tom Ryder, “them fellows at Red Dog would swap it, and +ring in somebody else on us.” A disbelief in the honesty of other camps +prevailed at Roaring Camp, as in other places. + +The introduction of a female nurse in the camp also met with objection. +It was argued that no decent woman could be prevailed to accept Roaring +Camp as her home, and the speaker urged that “they didn’t want any more +of the other kind.” This unkind allusion to the defunct mother, harsh as +it may seem, was the first spasm of propriety,—the first symptom of the +camp’s regeneration. Stumpy advanced nothing. Perhaps he felt a certain +delicacy in interfering with the selection of a possible successor in +office. But when questioned, he averred stoutly that he and “Jinny”—the +mammal before alluded to—could manage to rear the child. There was +something original, independent, and heroic about the plan that pleased +the camp. Stumpy was retained. Certain articles were sent for to +Sacramento. “Mind,” said the treasurer, as he pressed a bag of gold-dust +into the expressman’s hand, “the best that can be got,—lace, you know, +and filigree-work and frills,—d—n the cost!” Strange to say, the +child thrived. Perhaps the invigorating climate of the mountain camp was +compensation for material deficiencies. Nature took the foundling to her +broader breast. In that rare atmosphere of the Sierra foothills,—that +air pungent with balsamic odor, that ethereal cordial at once bracing +and exhilarating,—he may have found food and nourishment, or a subtle +chemistry that transmuted ass’s milk to lime and phosphorus. Stumpy +inclined to the belief that it was the latter and good nursing. “Me and +that ass,” he would say, “has been father and mother to him! Don’t you,” + he would add, apostrophizing the helpless bundle before him, “never go +back on us.” + +By the time he was a month old the necessity of giving him a name became +apparent. He had generally been known as “The Kid,” “Stumpy’s Boy,” + “The Coyote” (an allusion to his vocal powers), and even by Kentuck’s +endearing diminutive of “The d—d little cuss.” But these were felt to +be vague and unsatisfactory, and were at last dismissed under another +influence. Gamblers and adventurers are generally superstitious, and +Oakhurst one day declared that the baby had brought “the luck” to +Roaring Camp. It was certain that of late they had been successful. +“Luck” was the name agreed upon, with the prefix of Tommy for greater +convenience. No allusion was made to the mother, and the father was +unknown. “It’s better,” said the philosophical Oakhurst, “to take a +fresh deal all round. Call him Luck, and start him fair.” A day was +accordingly set apart for the christening. What was meant by this +ceremony the reader may imagine who has already gathered some idea of +the reckless irreverence of Roaring Camp. The master of ceremonies +was one “Boston,” a noted wag, and the occasion seemed to promise the +greatest facetiousness. This ingenious satirist had spent two days +in preparing a burlesque of the Church service, with pointed local +allusions. The choir was properly trained, and Sandy Tipton was to stand +godfather. But after the procession had marched to the grove with music +and banners, and the child had been deposited before a mock altar, +Stumpy stepped before the expectant crowd. “It ain’t my style to spoil +fun, boys,” said the little man, stoutly eying the faces around him, +“but it strikes me that this thing ain’t exactly on the squar. It’s +playing it pretty low down on this yer baby to ring in fun on him that +he ain’t goin’ to understand. And ef there’s goin’ to be any godfathers +round, I’d like to see who’s got any better rights than me.” A silence +followed Stumpy’s speech. To the credit of all humorists be it said that +the first man to acknowledge its justice was the satirist thus stopped +of his fun. “But,” said Stumpy, quickly following up his advantage, +“we’re here for a christening, and we’ll have it. I proclaim you Thomas +Luck, according to the laws of the United States and the State of +California, so help me God.” It was the first time that the name of the +Deity had been otherwise uttered than profanely in the camp. The form +of christening was perhaps even more ludicrous than the satirist had +conceived; but strangely enough, nobody saw it and nobody laughed. +“Tommy” was christened as seriously as he would have been under a +Christian roof, and cried and was comforted in as orthodox fashion. + +And so the work of regeneration began in Roaring Camp. Almost +imperceptibly a change came over the settlement. The cabin assigned to +“Tommy Luck”—or “The Luck,” as he was more frequently called—first +showed signs of improvement. It was kept scrupulously clean and +whitewashed. Then it was boarded, clothed, and papered. The rosewood, +cradle, packed eighty miles by mule, had, in Stumpy’s way of putting it, +“sorter killed the rest of the furniture.” So the rehabilitation of the +cabin became a necessity. The men who were in the habit of lounging +in at Stumpy’s to see “how ‘The Luck’ got on” seemed to appreciate +the change, and in self-defense the rival establishment of “Tuttle’s +grocery” bestirred itself and imported a carpet and mirrors. The +reflections of the latter on the appearance of Roaring Camp tended to +produce stricter habits of personal cleanliness. Again Stumpy imposed a +kind of quarantine upon those who aspired to the honor and privilege of +holding The Luck. It was a cruel mortification to Kentuck—who, in the +carelessness of a large nature and the habits of frontier life, had +begun to regard all garments as a second cuticle, which, like a snake’s, +only sloughed off through decay—to be debarred this privilege from +certain prudential reasons. Yet such was the subtle influence of +innovation that he thereafter appeared regularly every afternoon in a +clean shirt and face still shining from his ablutions. Nor were moral +and social sanitary laws neglected. “Tommy,” who was supposed to spend +his whole existence in a persistent attempt to repose, must not be +disturbed by noise. The shouting and yelling, which had gained the camp +its infelicitous title, were not permitted within hearing distance of +Stumpy’s. The men conversed in whispers or smoked with Indian gravity. +Profanity was tacitly given up in these sacred precincts, and throughout +the camp a popular form of expletive, known as “D—n the luck!” and +“Curse the luck!” was abandoned, as having a new personal bearing. +Vocal music was not interdicted, being supposed to have a soothing, +tranquilizing quality; and one song, sung by “Man-o’-War Jack,” an +English sailor from her Majesty’s Australian colonies, was quite popular +as a lullaby. It was a lugubrious recital of the exploits of “the +Arethusa, Seventy-four,” in a muffled minor, ending with a prolonged +dying fall at the burden of each verse, “On b-oo-o-ard of the Arethusa.” + It was a fine sight to see Jack holding The Luck, rocking from side +to side as if with the motion of a ship, and crooning forth this naval +ditty. Either through the peculiar rocking of Jack or the length of his +song,—it contained ninety stanzas, and was continued with conscientious +deliberation to the bitter end,—the lullaby generally had the desired +effect. At such times the men would lie at full length under the trees +in the soft summer twilight, smoking their pipes and drinking in +the melodious utterances. An indistinct idea that this was pastoral +happiness pervaded the camp. “This ’ere kind o’ think,” said the Cockney +Simmons, meditatively reclining on his elbow, “is ’evingly.” It reminded +him of Greenwich. + +On the long summer days The Luck was usually carried to the gulch from +whence the golden store of Roaring Camp was taken. There, on a blanket +spread over pine boughs, he would lie while the men were working in the +ditches below. Latterly there was a rude attempt to decorate this bower +with flowers and sweet-smelling shrubs, and generally some one would +bring him a cluster of wild honeysuckles, azaleas, or the painted +blossoms of Las Mariposas. The men had suddenly awakened to the fact +that there were beauty and significance in these trifles, which they +had so long trodden carelessly beneath their feet. A flake of glittering +mica, a fragment of variegated quartz, a bright pebble from the bed of +the creek, became beautiful to eyes thus cleared and strengthened, +and were invariably put aside for The Luck. It was wonderful how many +treasures the woods and hillsides yielded that “would do for Tommy.” + Surrounded by playthings such as never child out of fairyland had +before, it is to be hoped that Tommy was content. He appeared to be +serenely happy, albeit there was an infantine gravity about him, a +contemplative light in his round gray eyes, that sometimes worried +Stumpy. He was always tractable and quiet, and it is recorded that once, +having crept beyond his “corral,”—a hedge of tessellated pine boughs, +which surrounded his bed,—he dropped over the bank on his head in +the soft earth, and remained with his mottled legs in the air in that +position for at least five minutes with unflinching gravity. He was +extricated without a murmur. I hesitate to record the many other +instances of his sagacity, which rest, unfortunately, upon the +statements of prejudiced friends. Some of them were not without a tinge +of superstition. “I crep’ up the bank just now,” said Kentuck one day, +in a breathless state of excitement, “and dern my skin if he wasn’t +a-talking to a jaybird as was a-sittin’ on his lap. There they was, just +as free and sociable as anything you please, a-jawin’ at each other just +like two cherrybums.” Howbeit, whether creeping over the pine boughs or +lying lazily on his back blinking at the leaves above him, to him the +birds sang, the squirrels chattered, and the flowers bloomed. Nature was +his nurse and playfellow. For him she would let slip between the leaves +golden shafts of sunlight that fell just within his grasp; she would +send wandering breezes to visit him with the balm of bay and resinous +gum; to him the tall redwoods nodded familiarly and sleepily, the +bumblebees buzzed, and the rooks cawed a slumberous accompaniment. + +Such was the golden summer of Roaring Camp. They were “flush times,” and +the luck was with them. The claims had yielded enormously. The camp +was jealous of its privileges and looked suspiciously on strangers. No +encouragement was given to immigration, and, to make their seclusion +more perfect, the land on either side of the mountain wall that +surrounded the camp they duly preempted. This, and a reputation for +singular proficiency with the revolver, kept the reserve of Roaring +Camp inviolate. The expressman—their only connecting link with the +surrounding world—sometimes told wonderful stories of the camp. He +would say, “They’ve a street up there in ‘Roaring’ that would lay over +any street in Red Dog. They’ve got vines and flowers round their houses, +and they wash themselves twice a day. But they’re mighty rough on +strangers, and they worship an Ingin baby.” + +With the prosperity of the camp came a desire for further improvement. +It was proposed to build a hotel in the following spring, and to invite +one or two decent families to reside there for the sake of The Luck, who +might perhaps profit by female companionship. The sacrifice that this +concession to the sex cost these men, who were fiercely skeptical in +regard to its general virtue and usefulness, can only be accounted for +by their affection for Tommy. A few still held out. But the resolve +could not be carried into effect for three months, and the minority +meekly yielded in the hope that something might turn up to prevent it. +And it did. + +The winter of 1851 will long be remembered in the foothills. The snow +lay deep on the Sierras, and every mountain creek became a river, +and every river a lake. Each gorge and gulch was transformed into a +tumultuous watercourse that descended the hillsides, tearing down giant +trees and scattering its drift and debris along the plain. Red Dog had +been twice under water, and Roaring Camp had been forewarned. “Water put +the gold into them gulches,” said Stumpy. “It’s been here once and will +be here again!” And that night the North Fork suddenly leaped over its +banks and swept up the triangular valley of Roaring Camp. + +In the confusion of rushing water, crashing trees, and crackling timber, +and the darkness which seemed to flow with the water and blot out the +fair valley, but little could be done to collect the scattered camp. +When the morning broke, the cabin of Stumpy, nearest the river-bank, was +gone. Higher up the gulch they found the body of its unlucky owner; but +the pride, the hope, the joy, The Luck, of Roaring Camp had disappeared. +They were returning with sad hearts when a shout from the bank recalled +them. + +It was a relief-boat from down the river. They had picked up, they +said, a man and an infant, nearly exhausted, about two miles below. Did +anybody know them, and did they belong here? + +It needed but a glance to show them Kentuck lying there, cruelly crushed +and bruised, but still holding The Luck of Roaring Camp in his arms. As +they bent over the strangely assorted pair, they saw that the child was +cold and pulseless. “He is dead,” said one. Kentuck opened his eyes. +“Dead?” he repeated feebly. “Yes, my man, and you are dying too.” A +smile lit the eyes of the expiring Kentuck. “Dying!” he repeated; “he’s +a-taking me with him. Tell the boys I’ve got The Luck with me now;” and +the strong man, clinging to the frail babe as a drowning man is said to +cling to a straw, drifted away into the shadowy river that flows forever +to the unknown sea. + + + + +THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT + + +As Mr. John Oakhurst, gambler, stepped into the main street of Poker +Flat on the morning of the 23d of November, 1850, he was conscious of a +change in its moral atmosphere since the preceding night. Two or +three men, conversing earnestly together, ceased as he approached, and +exchanged significant glances. There was a Sabbath lull in the air, +which, in a settlement unused to Sabbath influences, looked ominous. + +Mr. Oakhurst’s calm, handsome face betrayed small concern in these +indications. Whether he was conscious of any predisposing cause was +another question. “I reckon they’re after somebody,” he reflected; +“likely it’s me.” He returned to his pocket the handkerchief with which +he had been whipping away the red dust of Poker Flat from his neat +boots, and quietly discharged his mind of any further conjecture. + +In point of fact, Poker Flat was “after somebody.” It had lately +suffered the loss of several thousand dollars, two valuable horses, and +a prominent citizen. It was experiencing a spasm of virtuous reaction, +quite as lawless and ungovernable as any of the acts that had provoked +it. A secret committee had determined to rid the town of all improper +persons. This was done permanently in regard of two men who were then +hanging from the boughs of a sycamore in the gulch, and temporarily in +the banishment of certain other objectionable characters. I regret to +say that some of these were ladies. It is but due to the sex, however, +to state that their impropriety was professional, and it was only in +such easily established standards of evil that Poker Flat ventured to +sit in judgment. + +Mr. Oakhurst was right in supposing that he was included in this +category. A few of the committee had urged hanging him as a possible +example and a sure method of reimbursing themselves from his pockets of +the sums he had won from them. “It’s agin justice,” said Jim Wheeler, +“to let this yer young man from Roaring Camp—an entire stranger—carry +away our money.” But a crude sentiment of equity residing in the +breasts of those who had been fortunate enough to win from Mr. Oakhurst +overruled this narrower local prejudice. + +Mr. Oakhurst received his sentence with philosophic calmness, none the +less coolly that he was aware of the hesitation of his judges. He was +too much of a gambler not to accept fate. With him life was at best an +uncertain game, and he recognized the usual percentage in favor of the +dealer. + +A body of armed men accompanied the deported wickedness of Poker Flat to +the outskirts of the settlement. Besides Mr. Oakhurst, who was known to +be a coolly desperate man, and for whose intimidation the armed +escort was intended, the expatriated party consisted of a young woman +familiarly known as “The Duchess;” another who had won the title of +“Mother Shipton;” and “Uncle Billy,” a suspected, sluice-robber +and confirmed drunkard. The cavalcade provoked no comments from the +spectators, nor was any word uttered by the escort. Only when the gulch +which marked the uttermost limit of Poker Flat was reached, the leader +spoke briefly and to the point. The exiles were forbidden to return at +the peril of their lives. + +As the escort disappeared, their pent-up feelings found vent in a +few hysterical tears from the Duchess, some bad language from Mother +Shipton, and a Parthian volley of expletives from Uncle Billy. The +philosophic Oakhurst alone remained silent. He listened calmly to Mother +Shipton’s desire to cut somebody’s heart out, to the repeated statements +of the Duchess that she would die in the road, and to the alarming oaths +that seemed to be bumped out of Uncle Billy as he rode forward. With the +easy good humor characteristic of his class, he insisted upon exchanging +his own riding-horse, “Five-Spot,” for the sorry mule which the Duchess +rode. But even this act did not draw the party into any closer sympathy. +The young woman readjusted her somewhat draggled plumes with a feeble, +faded coquetry; Mother Shipton eyed the possessor of “Five-Spot” with +malevolence, and Uncle Billy included the whole party in one sweeping +anathema. + +The road to Sandy Bar—a camp that, not having as yet experienced the +regenerating influences of Poker Flat, consequently seemed to offer some +invitation to the emigrants—lay over a steep mountain range. It was +distant a day’s severe travel. In that advanced season the party soon +passed out of the moist, temperate regions of the foothills into +the dry, cold, bracing air of the Sierras. The trail was narrow and +difficult. At noon the Duchess, rolling out of her saddle upon the +ground, declared her intention of going no farther, and the party +halted. + +The spot was singularly wild and impressive. A wooded amphitheatre, +surrounded on three sides by precipitous cliffs of naked granite, sloped +gently toward the crest of another precipice that overlooked the valley. +It was, undoubtedly, the most suitable spot for a camp, had camping been +advisable. But Mr. Oakhurst knew that scarcely half the journey to Sandy +Bar was accomplished, and the party were not equipped or provisioned +for delay. This fact he pointed out to his companions curtly, with a +philosophic commentary on the folly of “throwing up their hand before +the game was played out.” But they were furnished with liquor, which in +this emergency stood them in place of food, fuel, rest, and prescience. +In spite of his remonstrances, it was not long before they were more or +less under its influence. Uncle Billy passed rapidly from a bellicose +state into one of stupor, the Duchess became maudlin, and Mother Shipton +snored. Mr. Oakhurst alone remained erect, leaning against a rock, +calmly surveying them. + +Mr. Oakhurst did not drink. It interfered with a profession which +required coolness, impassiveness, and presence of mind, and, in his own +language, he “couldn’t afford it.” As he gazed at his recumbent fellow +exiles, the loneliness begotten of his pariah trade, his habits of life, +his very vices, for the first time seriously oppressed him. He bestirred +himself in dusting his black clothes, washing his hands and face, and +other acts characteristic of his studiously neat habits, and for a +moment forgot his annoyance. The thought of deserting his weaker and +more pitiable companions never perhaps occurred to him. Yet he could not +help feeling the want of that excitement which, singularly enough, was +most conducive to that calm equanimity for which he was notorious. He +looked at the gloomy walls that rose a thousand feet sheer above the +circling pines around him, at the sky ominously clouded, at the valley +below, already deepening into shadow; and, doing so, suddenly he heard +his own name called. + +A horseman slowly ascended the trail. In the fresh, open face of the +newcomer Mr. Oakhurst recognized Tom Simson, otherwise known as “The +Innocent,” of Sandy Bar. He had met him some months before over +a “little game,” and had, with perfect equanimity, won the entire +fortune—amounting to some forty dollars—of that guileless youth. After +the game was finished, Mr. Oakhurst drew the youthful speculator behind +the door and thus addressed him: “Tommy, you’re a good little man, but +you can’t gamble worth a cent. Don’t try it over again.” He then handed +him his money hack, pushed him gently from the room, and so made a +devoted slave of Tom Simson. + +There was a remembrance of this in his boyish and enthusiastic greeting +of Mr. Oakhurst. He had started, he said, to go to Poker Flat to seek +his fortune. “Alone?” No, not exactly alone; in fact (a giggle), he had +run away with Piney Woods. Didn’t Mr. Oakhurst remember Piney? She that +used to wait on the table at the Temperance House? They had been engaged +a long time, but old Jake Woods had objected, and so they had run away, +and were going to Poker Flat to be married, and here they were. And they +were tired out, and how lucky it was they had found a place to camp, and +company. All this the Innocent delivered rapidly, while Piney, a stout, +comely damsel of fifteen, emerged from behind the pine-tree, where she +had been blushing unseen, and rode to the side of her lover. + +Mr. Oakhurst seldom troubled himself with sentiment, still less with +propriety; but he had a vague idea that the situation was not fortunate. +He retained, however, his presence of mind sufficiently to kick Uncle +Billy, who was about to say something, and Uncle Billy was sober enough +to recognize in Mr. Oakhurst’s kick a superior power that would not +bear trifling. He then endeavored to dissuade Tom Simson from delaying +further, but in vain. He even pointed out the fact that there was no +provision, nor means of making a camp. But, unluckily, the Innocent met +this objection by assuring the party that he was provided with an extra +mule loaded with provisions, and by the discovery of a rude attempt at a +log house near the trail. “Piney can stay with Mrs. Oakhurst,” said the +Innocent, pointing to the Duchess, “and I can shift for myself.” + +Nothing but Mr. Oakhurst’s admonishing foot saved Uncle Billy from +bursting into a roar of laughter. As it was, he felt compelled to retire +up the canon until he could recover his gravity. There he confided the +joke to the tall pine-trees, with many slaps of his leg, contortions of +his face, and the usual profanity. But when he returned to the party, he +found them seated by a fire—for the air had grown strangely chill +and the sky overcast—in apparently amicable conversation. Piney was +actually talking in an impulsive girlish fashion to the Duchess, who +was listening with an interest and animation she had not shown for many +days. The Innocent was holding forth, apparently with equal effect, +to Mr. Oakhurst and Mother Shipton, who was actually relaxing into +amiability. “Is this yer a d—d picnic?” said Uncle Billy, with inward +scorn, as he surveyed the sylvan group, the glancing firelight, and the +tethered animals in the foreground. Suddenly an idea mingled with the +alcoholic fumes that disturbed his brain. It was apparently of a jocular +nature, for he felt impelled to slap his leg again and cram his fist +into his mouth. + +As the shadows crept slowly up the mountain, a slight breeze rocked the +tops of the pine-trees and moaned through their long and gloomy aisles. +The ruined cabin, patched and covered with pine boughs, was set apart +for the ladies. As the lovers parted, they unaffectedly exchanged a +kiss, so honest and sincere that it might have been heard above the +swaying pines. The frail Duchess and the malevolent Mother Shipton were +probably too stunned to remark upon this last evidence of simplicity, +and so turned without a word to the hut. The fire was replenished, the +men lay down before the door, and in a few minutes were asleep. + +Mr. Oakhurst was a light sleeper. Toward morning he awoke benumbed and +cold. As he stirred the dying fire, the wind, which was now blowing +strongly, brought to his cheek that which caused the blood to leave +it,—snow! + +He started to his feet with the intention of awakening the sleepers, +for there was no time to lose. But turning to where Uncle Billy had been +lying, he found him gone. A suspicion leaped to his brain, and a curse +to his lips. He ran to the spot where the mules had been tethered—they +were no longer there. The tracks were already rapidly disappearing in +the snow. + +The momentary excitement brought Mr. Oakhurst back to the fire with +his usual calm. He did not waken the sleepers. The Innocent slumbered +peacefully, with a smile on his good-humored, freckled face; the virgin +Piney slept beside her frailer sisters as sweetly as though attended +by celestial guardians; and Mr. Oakhurst, drawing his blanket over his +shoulders, stroked his mustaches and waited for the dawn. It came slowly +in a whirling mist of snowflakes that dazzled and confused the eye. What +could be seen of the landscape appeared magically changed. He looked +over the valley, and summed up the present and future in two words, +“Snowed in!” + +A careful inventory of the provisions, which, fortunately for the party, +had been stored within the hut, and so escaped the felonious fingers of +Uncle Billy, disclosed the fact that with care and prudence they might +last ten days longer. “That is,” said Mr. Oakhurst _sotto voce_ to the +Innocent, “if you’re willing to board us. If you ain’t—and perhaps +you’d better not—you can wait till Uncle Billy gets back with +provisions.” For some occult reason, Mr. Oakhurst could not bring +himself to disclose Uncle Billy’s rascality, and so offered the +hypothesis that he had wandered from the camp and had accidentally +stampeded the animals. He dropped a warning to the Duchess and Mother +Shipton, who of course knew the facts of their associate’s defection. +“They’ll find out the truth about us _all_ when they find out anything,” + he added significantly, “and there’s no good frightening them now.” + +Tom Simson not only put all his worldly store at the disposal of Mr. +Oakhurst, but seemed to enjoy the prospect of their enforced seclusion. +“We’ll have a good camp for a week, and then the snow’ll melt, and we’ll +all go back together.” The cheerful gayety of the young man and Mr. +Oakhurst’s calm infected the others. The Innocent, with the aid of pine +boughs, extemporized a thatch for the roofless cabin, and the Duchess +directed Piney in the rearrangement of the interior with a taste and +tact that opened the blue eyes of that provincial maiden to their +fullest extent. “I reckon now you’re used to fine things at Poker Flat,” + said Piney. The Duchess turned away sharply to conceal something that +reddened her cheeks through their professional tint, and Mother Shipton +requested Piney not to “chatter.” But when Mr. Oakhurst returned from a +weary search for the trail, he heard the sound of happy laughter +echoed from the rocks. He stopped in some alarm, and his thoughts first +naturally reverted to the whiskey, which he had prudently cached. “And +yet it don’t somehow sound like whiskey,” said the gambler. It was not +until he caught sight of the blazing fire through the still blinding +storm, and the group around it, that he settled to the conviction that +it was “square fun.” + +Whether Mr. Oakhurst had cached his cards with the whiskey as something +debarred the free access of the community, I cannot say. It was certain +that, in Mother Shipton’s words, he “didn’t say ‘cards’ once” during +that evening. Haply the time was beguiled by an accordion, produced +somewhat ostentatiously by Tom Simson from his pack. Notwithstanding +some difficulties attending the manipulation of this instrument, Piney +Woods managed to pluck several reluctant melodies from its keys, to +an accompaniment by the Innocent on a pair of bone castanets. But the +crowning festivity of the evening was reached in a rude camp-meeting +hymn, which the lovers, joining hands, sang with great earnestness and +vociferation. I fear that a certain defiant tone and Covenanter’s swing +to its chorus, rather than any devotional quality, caused it speedily to +infect the others, who at last joined in the refrain:— + + “I’m proud to live in the service of the Lord, And I’m bound to die + in His army.” + +The pines rocked, the storm eddied and whirled above the miserable +group, and the flames of their altar leaped heavenward, as if in token +of the vow. + +At midnight the storm abated, the rolling clouds parted, and the +stars glittered keenly above the sleeping camp. Mr. Oakhurst, whose +professional habits had enabled him to live on the smallest possible +amount of sleep, in dividing the watch with Tom Simson somehow managed +to take upon himself the greater part of that duty. He excused himself +to the Innocent by saying that he had “often been a week without sleep.” + “Doing what?” asked Tom. “Poker!” replied Oakhurst sententiously. “When +a man gets a streak of luck,—nigger-luck,—he don’t get tired. The luck +gives in first. Luck,” continued the gambler reflectively, “is a mighty +queer thing. All you know about it for certain is that it’s bound to +change. And it’s finding out when it’s going to change that makes you. +We’ve had a streak of bad luck since we left Poker Flat,—you come +along, and slap you get into it, too. If you can hold your cards +right along you’re all right. For,” added the gambler, with cheerful +irrelevance— + + “‘I’m proud to live in the service of the Lord, And I’m bound to die + in His army.’” + +The third day came, and the sun, looking through the white-curtained +valley, saw the outcasts divide their slowly decreasing store of +provisions for the morning meal. It was one of the peculiarities of that +mountain climate that its rays diffused a kindly warmth over the wintry +landscape, as if in regretful commiseration of the past. But it +revealed drift on drift of snow piled high around the hut,—a hopeless, +uncharted, trackless sea of white lying below the rocky shores to which +the castaways still clung. Through the marvelously clear air the smoke +of the pastoral village of Poker Flat rose miles away. Mother Shipton +saw it, and from a remote pinnacle of her rocky fastness hurled in that +direction a final malediction. It was her last vituperative attempt, and +perhaps for that reason was invested with a certain degree of sublimity. +It did her good, she privately informed the Duchess. “Just you go out +there and cuss, and see.” She then set herself to the task of amusing +“the child,” as she and the Duchess were pleased to call Piney. Piney +was no chicken, but it was a soothing and original theory of the pair +thus to account for the fact that she didn’t swear and wasn’t improper. + +When night crept up again through the gorges, the reedy notes of the +accordion rose and fell in fitful spasms and long-drawn gasps by the +flickering campfire. But music failed to fill entirely the aching +void left by insufficient food, and a new diversion was proposed by +Piney,—story-telling. Neither Mr. Oakhurst nor his female companions +caring to relate their personal experiences, this plan would have failed +too, but for the Innocent. Some months before he had chanced upon a +stray copy of Mr. Pope’s ingenious translation of the Iliad. He now +proposed to narrate the principal incidents of that poem—having +thoroughly mastered the argument and fairly forgotten the words—in the +current vernacular of Sandy Bar. And so for the rest of that night the +Homeric demigods again walked the earth. Trojan bully and wily Greek +wrestled in the winds, and the great pines in the canon seemed to bow +to the wrath of the son of Peleus. Mr. Oakhurst listened with quiet +satisfaction. Most especially was he interested in the fate of +“Ash-heels,” as the Innocent persisted in denominating the “swift-footed +Achilles.” + +So, with small food and much of Homer and the accordion, a week passed +over the heads of the outcasts. The sun again forsook them, and again +from leaden skies the snowflakes were sifted over the land. Day by day +closer around them drew the snowy circle, until at last they looked from +their prison over drifted walls of dazzling white, that towered twenty +feet above their heads. It became more and more difficult to replenish +their fires, even from the fallen trees beside them, now half hidden in +the drifts. And yet no one complained. The lovers turned from the dreary +prospect and looked into each other’s eyes, and were happy. Mr. Oakhurst +settled himself coolly to the losing game before him. The Duchess, +more cheerful than she had been, assumed the care of Piney. Only Mother +Shipton—once the strongest of the party—seemed to sicken and fade. At +midnight on the tenth day she called Oakhurst to her side. “I’m going,” + she said, in a voice of querulous weakness, “but don’t say anything +about it. Don’t waken the kids. Take the bundle from under my head, and +open it.” Mr. Oakhurst did so. It contained Mother Shipton’s rations for +the last week, untouched. “Give ’em to the child,” she said, pointing to +the sleeping Piney. “You’ve starved yourself,” said the gambler. “That’s +what they call it,” said the woman querulously, as she lay down again, +and, turning her face to the wall, passed quietly away. + +The accordion and the bones were put aside that day, and Homer was +forgotten. When the body of Mother Shipton had been committed to the +snow, Mr. Oakhurst took the Innocent aside, and showed him a pair of +snow-shoes, which he had fashioned from the old pack-saddle. + +“There’s one chance in a hundred to save her yet,” he said, pointing to +Piney; “but it’s there,” he added, pointing toward Poker Flat. “If you +can reach there in two days she’s safe.” + +“And you?” asked Tom Simson. “I’ll stay here,” was the curt reply. +The lovers parted with a long embrace. + +“You are not going, too?” said the Duchess, as she saw Mr. Oakhurst +apparently waiting to accompany him. “As far as the canon,” he +replied. He turned suddenly and kissed the Duchess, leaving her +pallid face aflame, and her trembling limbs rigid with amazement. + +Night came, but not Mr. Oakhurst. It brought the storm again and the +whirling snow. Then the Duchess, feeding the fire, found that some one +had quietly piled beside the hut enough fuel to last a few days longer. +The tears rose to her eyes, but she hid them from Piney. + +The women slept but little. In the morning, looking into each other’s +faces, they read their fate. Neither spoke, but Piney, accepting the +position of the stronger, drew near and placed her arm around the +Duchess’s waist. They kept this attitude for the rest of the day. That +night the storm reached its greatest fury, and, rending asunder the +protecting vines, invaded the very hut. + +Toward morning they found themselves unable to feed the fire, which +gradually died away. As the embers slowly blackened, the Duchess crept +closer to Piney, and broke the silence of many hours: “Piney, can you +pray?” “No, dear,” said Piney simply. The Duchess, without knowing +exactly why, felt relieved, and, putting her head upon Piney’s shoulder, +spoke no more. And so reclining, the younger and purer pillowing the +head of her soiled sister upon her virgin breast, they fell asleep. + +The wind lulled as if it feared to waken them. Feathery drifts of snow, +shaken from the long pine boughs, flew like white winged birds, and +settled about them as they slept. The moon through the rifted clouds +looked down upon what had been the camp. But all human stain, all trace +of earthly travail, was hidden beneath the spotless mantle mercifully +flung from above. + +They slept all that day and the next, nor did they waken when voices +and footsteps broke the silence of the camp. And when pitying fingers +brushed the snow from their wan faces, you could scarcely have told from +the equal peace that dwelt upon them which was she that had sinned. Even +the law of Poker Flat recognized this, and turned away, leaving them +still locked in each other’s arms. + +But at the head of the gulch, on one of the largest pine-trees, they +found the deuce of clubs pinned to the bark with a bowie-knife. It bore +the following, written in pencil in a firm hand:— + + BENEATH THIS TREE LIES THE BODY OF JOHN OAKHURST, WHO STRUCK A + STREAK OF BAD LUCK ON THE 23D OF NOVEMBER 1850. AND HANDED IN HIS + CHECKS ON THE 7TH DECEMBER, 1850. + +And pulseless and cold, with a Derringer by his side and a bullet in his +heart, though still calm as in life, beneath the snow lay he who was at +once the strongest and yet the weakest of the outcasts of Poker Flat. + + + + +MIGGLES + + +We were eight including the driver. We had not spoken during the passage +of the last six miles, since the jolting of the heavy vehicle over the +roughening road had spoiled the Judge’s last poetical quotation. The +tall man beside the Judge was asleep, his arm passed through the swaying +strap and his head resting upon it,—altogether a limp, helpless looking +object, as if he had hanged himself and been cut down too late. The +French lady on the back seat was asleep too, yet in a half-conscious +propriety of attitude, shown even in the disposition of the handkerchief +which she held to her forehead and which partially veiled her face. The +lady from Virginia City, traveling with her husband, had long since +lost all individuality in a wild confusion of ribbons, veils, furs, and +shawls. There was no sound but the rattling of wheels and the dash of +rain upon the roof. Suddenly the stage stopped and we became dimly aware +of voices. The driver was evidently in the midst of an exciting colloquy +with some one in the road,—a colloquy of which such fragments as +“bridge gone,” “twenty feet of water,” “can’t pass,” were occasionally +distinguishable above the storm. Then came a lull, and a mysterious +voice from the road shouted the parting adjuration— + +“Try Miggles’s.” + +We caught a glimpse of our leaders as the vehicle slowly turned, of a +horseman vanishing through the rain, and we were evidently on our way to +Miggles’s. + +Who and where was Miggles? The Judge, our authority, did not remember +the name, and he knew the country thoroughly. The Washoe traveler +thought Miggles must keep a hotel. We only knew that we were stopped by +high water in front and rear, and that Miggles was our rock of refuge. +A ten minutes’ splashing through a tangled byroad, scarcely wide enough +for the stage, and we drew up before a barred and boarded gate in a +wide stone wall or fence about eight feet high. Evidently Miggles’s, and +evidently Miggles did not keep a hotel. + +The driver got down and tried the gate. It was securely locked. + +“Miggles! O Miggles!” + +No answer. + +“Migg-ells! You Miggles!” continued the driver, with rising wrath. + +“Migglesy!” joined in the expressman persuasively. “O Miggy! Mig!” + +But no reply came from the apparently insensate Miggles. The Judge, +who had finally got the window down, put his head out and propounded +a series of questions, which if answered categorically would have +undoubtedly elucidated the whole mystery, but which the driver evaded +by replying that “if we didn’t want to sit in the coach all night we had +better rise up and sing out for Miggles.” + +So we rose up and called on Miggles in chorus, then separately. And when +we had finished, a Hibernian fellow passenger from the roof called for +“Maygells!” whereat we all laughed. While we were laughing the driver +cried, “Shoo!” + +We listened. To our infinite amazement the chorus of “Miggles” was +repeated from the other side of the wall, even to the final and +supplemental “Maygells.” + +“Extraordinary echo!” said the Judge. + +“Extraordinary d—d skunk!” roared the driver contemptuously. “Come out +of that, Miggles, and show yourself! Be a man, Miggles! Don’t hide in +the dark; I wouldn’t if I were you, Miggles,” continued Yuba Bill, now +dancing about in an excess of fury. + +“Miggles!” continued the voice, “O Miggles!” + +“My good man! Mr. Myghail!” said the Judge, softening the asperities of +the name as much as possible. “Consider the inhospitality of refusing +shelter from the inclemency of the weather to helpless females. Really, +my dear sir”—But a succession of “Miggles,” ending in a burst of +laughter, drowned his voice. + +Yuba Bill hesitated no longer. Taking a heavy stone from the road, he +battered down the gate, and with the expressman entered the inclosure. +We followed. Nobody was to be seen. In the gathering darkness all that +we could distinguish was that we were in a garden—from the rose bushes +that scattered over us a minute spray from their dripping leaves—and +before a long, rambling wooden building. + +“Do you know this Miggles?” asked the Judge of Yuba Bill. + +“No, nor don’t want to,” said Bill shortly, who felt the Pioneer Stage +Company insulted in his person by the contumacious Miggles. + +“But, my dear sir,” expostulated the Judge, as he thought of the barred +gate. + +“Lookee here,” said Yuba Bill, with fine irony, “hadn’t you better go +back and sit in the coach till yer introduced? I’m going in,” and he +pushed open the door of the building. + +A long room, lighted only by the embers of a fire that was dying on the +large hearth at its farther extremity; the walls curiously papered, and +the flickering firelight bringing out its grotesque pattern; someone +sitting in a large armchair by the fireplace. All this we saw as we +crowded together into the room after the driver and expressman. “Hello! +be you Miggles?” said Yuba Bill to the solitary occupant. + +The figure neither spoke nor stirred. Yuba Bill walked wrathfully toward +it and turned the eye of his coach-lantern upon its face. It was a man’s +face, prematurely old and wrinkled, with very large eyes, in which +there was that expression of perfectly gratuitous solemnity which I had +sometimes seen in an owl’s. The large eyes wandered from Bill’s face +to the lantern, and finally fixed their gaze on that luminous object +without further recognition. + +Bill restrained himself with an effort. + +“Miggles! be you deaf? You ain’t dumb anyhow, you know,” and Yuba Bill +shook the insensate figure by the shoulder. + +To our great dismay, as Bill removed his hand, the venerable +stranger apparently collapsed, sinking into half his size and an +indistinguishable heap of clothing. + +“Well, dern my skin,” said Bill, looking appealingly at us, and +hopelessly retiring from the contest. + +The Judge now stepped forward, and we lifted the mysterious invertebrate +back into his original position. Bill was dismissed with the lantern to +reconnoitre outside, for it was evident that, from the helplessness of +this solitary man, there must be attendants near at hand, and we all +drew around the fire. The Judge, who had regained his authority, and had +never lost his conversational amiability,—standing before us with his +back to the hearth,—charged us, as an imaginary jury, as follows:— + +“It is evident that either our distinguished friend here has reached +that condition described by Shakespeare as ‘the sere and yellow leaf,’ +or has suffered some premature abatement of his mental and physical +faculties. Whether he is really the Miggles”— + +Here he was interrupted by “Miggles! O Miggles! Migglesy! Mig!” and, in +fact, the whole chorus of Miggles in very much the same key as it had +once before been delivered unto us. + +We gazed at each other for a moment in some alarm. The Judge, in +particular, vacated his position quickly, as the voice seemed to come +directly over his shoulder. The cause, however, was soon discovered in +a large magpie who was perched upon a shelf over the fireplace, and +who immediately relapsed into a sepulchral silence, which contrasted +singularly with his previous volubility. It was, undoubtedly, his voice +which we had heard in the road, and our friend in the chair was not +responsible for the discourtesy. Yuba Bill, who reentered the room after +an unsuccessful search, was both to accept the explanation, and still +eyed the helpless sitter with suspicion. He had found a shed in which +he had put up his horses, but he came back dripping and skeptical. “Thar +ain’t nobody but him within ten mile of the shanty, and that ar d—d old +skeesicks knows it.” + +But the faith of the majority proved to be securely based. Bill had +scarcely ceased growling before we heard a quick step upon the porch, +the trailing of a wet skirt, the door was flung open, and with a flash +of white teeth, a sparkle of dark eyes, and an utter absence of ceremony +or diffidence, a young woman entered, shut the door, and, panting, +leaned back against it. + +“Oh, if you please, I’m Miggles!” + +And this was Miggles! this bright-eyed, full-throated young woman, whose +wet gown of coarse blue stuff could not hide the beauty of the feminine +curves to which it clung; from the chestnut crown of whose head, topped +by a man’s oil-skin sou’wester, to the little feet and ankles, hidden +somewhere in the recesses of her boy’s brogans, all was grace,—this was +Miggles, laughing at us, too, in the most airy, frank, off-hand manner +imaginable. + +“You see, boys,” said she, quite out of breath, and holding one little +hand against her side, quite unheeding the speechless discomfiture of +our party or the complete demoralization of Yuba Bill, whose +features had relaxed into an expression of gratuitous and imbecile +cheerfulness,—“you see, boys, I was mor’n two miles away when you +passed down the road. I thought you might pull up here, and so I ran +the whole way, knowing nobody was home but Jim,—and—and—I’m out of +breath—and—that lets me out.” And here Miggles caught her dripping +oilskin hat from her head, with a mischievous swirl that scattered a +shower of raindrops over us; attempted to put back her hair; dropped two +hairpins in the attempt; laughed, and sat down beside Yuba Bill, with +her hands crossed lightly on her lap. + +The Judge recovered himself first and essayed an extravagant compliment. + +“I’ll trouble you for that ha’rpin,” said Miggles gravely. Half a dozen +hands were eagerly stretched forward; the missing hairpin was restored +to its fair owner; and Miggles, crossing the room, looked keenly in +the face of the invalid. The solemn eyes looked back at hers with an +expression we had never seen before. Life and intelligence seemed to +struggle back into the rugged face. Miggles laughed again,—it was a +singularly eloquent laugh,—and turned her black eyes and white teeth +once more towards us. + +“This afflicted person is”—hesitated the Judge. + +“Jim!” said Miggles. + +“Your father?” + +“No!” + +“Brother?” + +“No?” + +“Husband?” + +Miggles darted a quick, half-defiant glance at the two lady passengers, +who I had noticed did not participate in the general masculine +admiration of Miggles, and said gravely, “No; it’s Jim!” There was +an awkward pause. The lady passengers moved closer to each other; +the Washoe husband looked abstractedly at the fire, and the tall man +apparently turned his eyes inward for self-support at this emergency. +But Miggles’s laugh, which was very infectious, broke the silence. + +“Come,” she said briskly, “you must be hungry. Who’ll bear a hand to +help me get tea?” + +She had no lack of volunteers. In a few moments Yuba Bill was engaged +like Caliban in bearing logs for this Miranda; the expressman was +grinding coffee on the veranda; to myself the arduous duty of slicing +bacon was assigned; and the Judge lent each man his good-humored +and voluble counsel. And when Miggles, assisted by the Judge and +our Hibernian “deck-passenger,” set the table with all the available +crockery, we had become quite joyous, in spite of the rain that beat +against the windows, the wind that whirled down the chimney, the two +ladies who whispered together in the corner, or the magpie, who uttered +a satirical and croaking commentary on their conversation from his perch +above. In the now bright, blazing fire we could see that the walls were +papered with illustrated journals, arranged with feminine taste +and discrimination. The furniture was extemporized and adapted from +candle-boxes and packing-cases, and covered with gay calico or the +skin of some animal. The armchair of the helpless Jim was an ingenious +variation of a flour-barrel. There was neatness, and even a taste for +the picturesque, to be seen in the few details of the long, low room. + +The meal was a culinary success. But more, it was a social +triumph,—chiefly, I think, owing to the rare tact of Miggles in +guiding the conversation, asking all the questions herself, yet bearing +throughout a frankness that rejected the idea of any concealment on +her own part, so that we talked of ourselves, of our prospects, of the +journey, of the weather, of each other,—of everything but our host +and hostess. It must be confessed that Miggles’s conversation was never +elegant, rarely grammatical, and that at times she employed expletives +the use of which had generally been yielded to our sex. But they were +delivered with such a lighting up of teeth and eyes, and were usually +followed by a laugh—a laugh peculiar to Miggles—so frank and honest +that it seemed to clear the moral atmosphere. + +Once during the meal we heard a noise like the rubbing of a heavy body +against the outer walls of the house. This was shortly followed by a +scratching and sniffling at the door. “That’s Joaquin,” said Miggles, in +reply to our questioning glances; “would you like to see him?” Before +we could answer she had opened the door, and disclosed a half-grown +grizzly, who instantly raised himself on his haunches, with his fore +paws hanging down in the popular attitude of mendicancy, and looked +admiringly at Miggles, with a very singular resemblance in his manner to +Yuba Bill. “That’s my watch-dog,” said Miggles, in explanation. “Oh, +he don’t bite,” she added, as the two lady passengers fluttered into +a corner. “Does he, old Toppy?” (the latter remark being addressed +directly to the sagacious Joaquin). “I tell you what, boys,” continued +Miggles, after she had fed and closed the door on Ursa Minor, “you +were in big luck that Joaquin wasn’t hanging round when you dropped in +to-night.” + +“Where was he?” asked the Judge. + +“With me,” said Miggles. “Lord love you! he trots round with me nights +like as if he was a man.” + +We were silent for a few moments, and listened to the wind. Perhaps +we all had the same picture before us,—of Miggles walking through the +rainy woods with her savage guardian at her side. The Judge, I remember, +said something about Una and her lion; but Miggles received it, as she +did other compliments, with quiet gravity. Whether she was altogether +unconscious of the admiration she excited,—she could hardly have been +oblivious of Yuba Bill’s adoration,—I know not; but her very frankness +suggested a perfect sexual equality that was cruelly humiliating to the +younger members of our party. + +The incident of the bear did not add anything in Miggles’s favor to the +opinions of those of her own sex who were present. In fact, the repast +over, a chillness radiated from the two lady passengers that no pine +boughs brought in by Yuba Bill and cast as a sacrifice upon the hearth +could wholly overcome. Miggles felt it; and suddenly declaring that it +was time to “turn in,” offered to show the ladies to their bed in an +adjoining room. “You, boys, will have to camp out here by the fire as +well as you can,” she added, “for thar ain’t but the one room.” + +Our sex—by which, my dear sir, I allude of course to the stronger +portion of humanity—has been generally relieved from the imputation of +curiosity or a fondness for gossip. Yet I am constrained to say, +that hardly had the door closed on Miggles than we crowded together, +whispering, snickering, smiling, and exchanging suspicions, surmises, +and a thousand speculations in regard to our pretty hostess and her +singular companion. I fear that we even hustled that imbecile paralytic, +who sat like a voiceless Memnon in our midst, gazing with the serene +indifference of the Past in his passionless eyes upon our wordy +counsels. In the midst of an exciting discussion the door opened again +and Miggles reentered. + +But not, apparently, the same Miggles who a few hours before had flashed +upon us. Her eyes were downcast, and as she hesitated for a moment on +the threshold, with a blanket on her arm, she seemed to have left behind +her the frank fearlessness which had charmed us a moment before. Coming +into the room, she drew a low stool beside the paralytic’s chair, sat +down, drew the blanket over her shoulders, and saying, “If it’s all the +same to you, boys, as we’re rather crowded, I’ll stop here to-night,” + took the invalid’s withered hand in her own, and turned her eyes upon +the dying fire. An instinctive feeling that this was only premonitory +to more confidential relations, and perhaps some shame at our previous +curiosity, kept us silent. The rain still beat upon the roof, wandering +gusts of wind stirred the embers into momentary brightness, until, in a +lull of the elements, Miggles suddenly lifted up her head, and, throwing +her hair over her shoulder, turned her face upon the group and asked,— + +“Is there any of you that knows me?” + +There was no reply. + +“Think again! I lived at Marysville in ’53. Everybody knew me there, and +everybody had the right to know me. I kept the Polka Saloon until I came +to live with Jim. That’s six years ago. Perhaps I’ve changed some.” + +The absence of recognition may have disconcerted her. She turned her +head to the fire again, and it was some seconds before she again spoke, +and then more rapidly— + +“Well, you see I thought some of you must have known me. There’s no +great harm done anyway. What I was going to say was this: Jim here”—she +took his hand in both of hers as she spoke—“used to know me, if you +didn’t, and spent a heap of money upon me. I reckon he spent all he had. +And one day—it’s six years ago this winter—Jim came into my back room, +sat down on my sofy, like as you see him in that chair, and never moved +again without help. He was struck all of a heap, and never seemed to +know what ailed him. The doctors came and said as how it was caused all +along of his way of life,—for Jim was mighty free and wild-like,—and +that he would never get better, and couldn’t last long anyway. They +advised me to send him to Frisco to the hospital, for he was no good to +any one and would be a baby all his life. Perhaps it was something in +Jim’s eye, perhaps it was that I never had a baby, but I said ‘No.’ +I was rich then, for I was popular with everybody,—gentlemen like +yourself, sir, came to see me,—and I sold out my business and bought +this yer place, because it was sort of out of the way of travel, you +see, and I brought my baby here.” + +With a woman’s intuitive tact and poetry, she had, as she spoke, slowly +shifted her position so as to bring the mute figure of the ruined man +between her and her audience, hiding in the shadow behind it, as if +she offered it as a tacit apology for her actions. Silent and +expressionless, it yet spoke for her; helpless, crushed, and smitten +with the Divine thunderbolt, it still stretched an invisible arm around +her. + +Hidden in the darkness, but still holding his hand, she went on:— + +“It was a long time before I could get the hang of things about yer, for +I was used to company and excitement. I couldn’t get any woman to help +me, and a man I dursn’t trust; but what with the Indians hereabout, +who’d do odd jobs for me, and having everything sent from the North +Fork, Jim and I managed to worry through. The Doctor would run up from +Sacramento once in a while. He’d ask to see ‘Miggles’s baby’ as +he called Jim, and when he’d go away, he’d say, ‘Miggles, you’re a +trump,—God bless you,’ and it didn’t seem so lonely after that. But +the last time he was here he said, as he opened the door to go, ‘Do you +know, Miggles, your baby will grow up to be a man yet and an honor to +his mother; but not here, Miggles, not here!’ And I thought he went away +sad,—and—and”—and here Miggles’s voice and head were somehow both +lost completely in the shadow. + +“The folks about here are very kind,” said Miggles, after a pause, +coming a little into the light again. “The men from the Fork used to +hang around here, until they found they wasn’t wanted, and the women are +kind, and don’t call. I was pretty lonely until I picked up Joaquin in +the woods yonder one day, when he wasn’t so high, and taught him to beg +for his dinner; and then thar’s Polly—that’s the magpie—she knows no +end of tricks, and makes it quite sociable of evenings with her talk, +and so I don’t feel like as I was the only living being about the ranch. +And Jim here,” said Miggles, with her old laugh again, and coming out +quite into the firelight,—“Jim—Why, boys, you would admire to see how +much he knows for a man like him. Sometimes I bring him flowers, and he +looks at ’em just as natural as if he knew ’em; and times, when we’re +sitting alone, I read him those things on the wall. Why, Lord!” said +Miggles, with her frank laugh, “I’ve read him that whole side of the +house this winter. There never was such a man for reading as Jim.” + +“Why,” asked the Judge, “do you not marry this man to whom you have +devoted your youthful life?” + +“Well, you see,” said Miggles, “it would be playing it rather low down +on Jim to take advantage of his being so helpless. And then, too, if we +were man and wife, now, we’d both know that I was _bound_ to do what I +do now of my own accord.” + +“But you are young yet and attractive”— + +“It’s getting late,” said Miggles gravely, “and you’d better all turn +in. Good-night, boys;” and throwing the blanket over her head, Miggles +laid herself down beside Jim’s chair, her head pillowed on the low stool +that held his feet, and spoke no more. The fire slowly faded from the +hearth; we each sought our blankets in silence; and presently there was +no sound in the long room but the pattering of the rain upon the roof +and the heavy breathing of the sleepers. + +It was nearly morning when I awoke from a troubled dream. The storm had +passed, the stars were shining, and through the shutterless window the +full moon, lifting itself over the solemn pines without, looked into +the room. It touched the lonely figure in the chair with an infinite +compassion, and seemed to baptize with a shining flood the lowly head of +the woman whose hair, as in the sweet old story, bathed the feet of him +she loved. It even lent a kindly poetry to the rugged outline of Yuba +Bill, half reclining on his elbow between them and his passengers, with +savagely patient eyes keeping watch and ward. And then I fell asleep +and only woke at broad day, with Yuba Bill standing over me, and “All +aboard” ringing in my ears. + +Coffee was waiting for us on the table, but Miggles was gone. We +wandered about the house and lingered long after the horses were +harnessed, but she did not return. It was evident that she wished to +avoid a formal leave-taking, and had so left us to depart as we had +come. After we had helped the ladies into the coach, we returned to +the house and solemnly shook hands with the paralytic Jim, as solemnly +setting him back into position after each handshake. Then we looked for +the last time around the long low room, at the stool where Miggles had +sat, and slowly took our seats in the waiting coach. The whip cracked, +and we were off! + +But as we reached the highroad, Bill’s dexterous hand laid the six +horses back on their haunches, and the stage stopped with a jerk. For +there, on a little eminence beside the road, stood Miggles, her hair +flying, her eyes sparkling, her white handkerchief waving, and her white +teeth flashing a last “good-by.” We waved our hats in return. And then +Yuba Bill, as if fearful of further fascination, madly lashed his horses +forward, and we sank back in our seats. + +We exchanged not a word until we reached the North Fork and the stage +drew up at the Independence House. Then, the Judge leading, we walked +into the bar-room and took our places gravely at the bar. + +“Are your glasses charged, gentlemen?” said the Judge, solemnly taking +off his white hat. + +They were. + +“Well, then, here’s to _Miggles_—GOD BLESS HER!” + +Perhaps He had. Who knows? + + + + +TENNESSEE’S PARTNER + + +I do not think that we ever knew his real name. Our ignorance of it +certainly never gave us any social inconvenience, for at Sandy Bar in +1854 most men were christened anew. Sometimes these appellatives were +derived from some distinctiveness of dress, as in the case of “Dungaree +Jack;” or from some peculiarity of habit, as shown in “Saleratus Bill,” + so called from an undue proportion of that chemical in his daily bread; +or from some unlucky slip, as exhibited in “The Iron Pirate,” a mild, +inoffensive man, who earned that baleful title by his unfortunate +mispronunciation of the term “iron pyrites.” Perhaps this may have been +the beginning of a rude heraldry; but I am constrained to think that +it was because a man’s real name in that day rested solely upon his own +unsupported statement. “Call yourself Clifford, do you?” said Boston, +addressing a timid newcomer with infinite scorn; “hell is full of such +Cliffords!” He then introduced the unfortunate man, whose name happened +to be really Clifford, as “Jaybird Charley,”—an unhallowed inspiration +of the moment that clung to him ever after. + +But to return to Tennessee’s Partner, whom we never knew by any other +than this relative title. That he had ever existed as a separate and +distinct individuality we only learned later. It seems that in 1853 he +left Poker Flat to go to San Francisco, ostensibly to procure a wife. He +never got any farther than Stockton. At that place he was attracted by +a young person who waited upon the table at the hotel where he took his +meals. One morning he said something to her which caused her to smile +not unkindly, to somewhat coquettishly break a plate of toast over +his upturned, serious, simple face, and to retreat to the kitchen. He +followed her, and emerged a few moments later, covered with more toast +and victory. That day week they were married by a justice of the peace, +and returned to Poker Flat. I am aware that something more might be +made of this episode, but I prefer to tell it as it was current at Sandy +Bar,—in the gulches and bar-rooms,—where all sentiment was modified by +a strong sense of humor. + +Of their married felicity but little is known, perhaps for the reason +that Tennessee, then living with his partner, one day took occasion to +say something to the bride on his own account, at which, it is said, +she smiled not unkindly and chastely retreated,—this time as far +as Marysville, where Tennessee followed her, and where they went to +housekeeping without the aid of a justice of the peace. Tennessee’s +Partner took the loss of his wife simply and seriously, as was his +fashion. But to everybody’s surprise, when Tennessee one day returned +from Marysville, without his partner’s wife,—she having smiled and +retreated with somebody else,—Tennessee’s Partner was the first man to +shake his hand and greet him with affection. The boys who had gathered +in the canon to see the shooting were naturally indignant. Their +indignation might have found vent in sarcasm but for a certain look +in Tennessee’s Partner’s eye that indicated a lack of humorous +appreciation. In fact, he was a grave man, with a steady application to +practical detail which was unpleasant in a difficulty. + +Meanwhile a popular feeling against Tennessee had grown up on the Bar. +He was known to be a gambler; he was suspected to be a thief. In these +suspicions Tennessee’s Partner was equally compromised; his continued +intimacy with Tennessee after the affair above quoted could only be +accounted for on the hypothesis of a copartnership of crime. At last +Tennessee’s guilt became flagrant. One day he overtook a stranger on his +way to Red Dog. The stranger afterward related that Tennessee beguiled +the time with interesting anecdote and reminiscence, but illogically +concluded the interview in the following words: “And now, young man, +I’ll trouble you for your knife, your pistols, and your money. You see +your weppings might get you into trouble at Red Dog, and your money’s a +temptation to the evilly disposed. I think you said your address was +San Francisco. I shall endeavor to call.” It may be stated here that +Tennessee had a fine flow of humor, which no business preoccupation +could wholly subdue. + +This exploit was his last. Red Dog and Sandy Bar made common cause +against the highwayman. Tennessee was hunted in very much the same +fashion as his prototype, the grizzly. As the toils closed around him, +he made a desperate dash through the Bar, emptying his revolver at the +crowd before the Arcade Saloon, and so on up Grizzly Canon; but at its +farther extremity he was stopped by a small man on a gray horse. The +men looked at each other a moment in silence. Both were fearless, both +self-possessed and independent, and both types of a civilization that +in the seventeenth century would have been called heroic, but in the +nineteenth simply “reckless.” + +“What have you got there?—I call,” said Tennessee quietly. + +“Two bowers and an ace,” said the stranger as quietly, showing two +revolvers and a bowie-knife. + +“That takes me,” returned Tennessee; and, with this gambler’s epigram, +he threw away his useless pistol and rode back with his captor. + +It was a warm night. The cool breeze which usually sprang up with the +going down of the sun behind the chaparral-crested mountain was that +evening withheld from Sandy Bar. The little canon was stifling with +heated resinous odors, and the decaying driftwood on the Bar sent forth +faint sickening exhalations. The feverishness of day and its fierce +passions still filled the camp. Lights moved restlessly along the bank +of the river, striking no answering reflection from its tawny current. +Against the blackness of the pines the windows of the old loft above the +express-office stood out staringly bright; and through their curtainless +panes the loungers below could see the forms of those who were even then +deciding the fate of Tennessee. And above all this, etched on the dark +firmament, rose the Sierra, remote and passionless, crowned with remoter +passionless stars. + +The trial of Tennessee was conducted as fairly as was consistent with a +judge and jury who felt themselves to some extent obliged to justify, in +their verdict, the previous irregularities of arrest and indictment. The +law of Sandy Bar was implacable, but not vengeful. The excitement and +personal feeling of the chase were over; with Tennessee safe in their +hands, they were ready to listen patiently to any defense, which they +were already satisfied was insufficient. There being no doubt in their +own minds, they were willing to give the prisoner the benefit of any +that might exist. Secure in the hypothesis that he ought to be hanged on +general principles, they indulged him with more latitude of defense +than his reckless hardihood seemed to ask. The Judge appeared to be more +anxious than the prisoner, who, otherwise unconcerned, evidently took +a grim pleasure in the responsibility he had created. “I don’t take any +hand in this yer game,” had been his invariable but good-humored reply +to all questions. The Judge—who was also his captor—for a moment +vaguely regretted that he had not shot him “on sight” that morning, +but presently dismissed this human weakness as unworthy of the judicial +mind. Nevertheless, when there was a tap at the door, and it was said +that Tennessee’s Partner was there on behalf of the prisoner, he was +admitted at once without question. Perhaps the younger members of the +jury, to whom the proceedings were becoming irksomely thoughtful, hailed +him as a relief. + +For he was not, certainly, an imposing figure. Short and stout, with +a square face, sunburned into a preternatural redness, clad in a loose +duck “jumper” and trousers streaked and splashed with red soil, his +aspect under any circumstances would have been quaint, and was now even +ridiculous. As he stooped to deposit at his feet a heavy carpetbag he +was carrying, it became obvious, from partially developed legends and +inscriptions, that the material with which his trousers had been patched +had been originally intended for a less ambitious covering. Yet he +advanced with great gravity, and after shaking the hand of each person +in the room with labored cordiality, he wiped his serious perplexed face +on a red bandana handkerchief, a shade lighter than his complexion, laid +his powerful hand upon the table to steady himself, and thus addressed +the Judge:— + +“I was passin’ by,” he began, by way of apology, “and I thought I’d +just step in and see how things was gittin’ on with Tennessee thar,—my +pardner. It’s a hot night. I disremember any sich weather before on the +Bar.” + +He paused a moment, but nobody volunteering any other meteorological +recollection, he again had recourse to his pocket-handkerchief, and for +some moments mopped his face diligently. + +“Have you anything to say on behalf of the prisoner?” said the Judge +finally. + +“Thet’s it,” said Tennessee’s Partner, in a tone of relief. “I come yar +as Tennessee’s pardner,—knowing him nigh on four year, off and on, wet +and dry, in luck and out o’ luck. His ways ain’t aller my ways, but thar +ain’t any p’ints in that young man, thar ain’t any liveliness as +he’s been up to, as I don’t know. And you sez to me, sez +you,—confidential-like, and between man and man,—sez you, ‘Do you know +anything in his behalf?’ and I sez to you, sez I,—confidential-like, as +between man and man,—‘What should a man know of his pardner?’” + +“Is this all you have to say?” asked the Judge impatiently, feeling, +perhaps, that a dangerous sympathy of humor was beginning to humanize +the court. + +“Thet’s so,” continued Tennessee’s Partner. “It ain’t for me to say +anything agin’ him. And now, what’s the case? Here’s Tennessee wants +money, wants it bad, and doesn’t like to ask it of his old pardner. +Well, what does Tennessee do? He lays for a stranger, and he fetches +that stranger; and you lays for _him_, and you fetches _him_; and the +honors is easy. And I put it to you, bein’ a fa’r-minded man, and to +you, gentlemen all, as fa’r-minded men, ef this isn’t so.” + +“Prisoner,” said the Judge, interrupting, “have you any questions to ask +this man?” + +“No! no!” continued Tennessee’s Partner hastily. “I play this yer hand +alone. To come down to the bed-rock, it’s just this: Tennessee, thar, +has played it pretty rough and expensive-like on a stranger, and on +this yer camp. And now, what’s the fair thing? Some would say more, some +would say less. Here’s seventeen hundred dollars in coarse gold and a +watch,—it’s about all my pile,—and call it square!” And before a +hand could be raised to prevent him, he had emptied the contents of the +carpetbag upon the table. + +For a moment his life was in jeopardy. One or two men sprang to their +feet, several hands groped for hidden weapons, and a suggestion to +“throw him from the window” was only overridden by a gesture from the +Judge. Tennessee laughed. And apparently oblivious of the excitement, +Tennessee’s Partner improved the opportunity to mop his face again +with his handkerchief. When order was restored, and the man was made +to understand, by the use of forcible figures and rhetoric, that +Tennessee’s offense could not be condoned by money, his face took a more +serious and sanguinary hue, and those who were nearest to him noticed +that his rough hand trembled slightly on the table. He hesitated a +moment as he slowly returned the gold to the carpetbag, as if he had +not yet entirely caught the elevated sense of justice which swayed the +tribunal, and was perplexed with the belief that he had not offered +enough. Then he turned to the Judge, and saying, “This yer is a lone +hand, played alone, and without my pardner,” he bowed to the jury and +was about to withdraw, when the Judge called him back:— + +“If you have anything to say to Tennessee, you had better say it now.” + +For the first time that evening the eyes of the prisoner and his strange +advocate met. Tennessee smiled, showed his white teeth, and saying, +“Euchred, old man!” held out his hand. Tennessee’s Partner took it in +his own, and saying, “I just dropped in as I was passin’ to see how +things was gettin’ on,” let the hand passively fall, and adding that +“it was a warm night,” again mopped his face with his handkerchief, and +without another word withdrew. + +The two men never again met each other alive. For the unparalleled +insult of a bribe offered to Judge Lynch—who, whether bigoted, weak, +or narrow, was at least incorruptible—firmly fixed in the mind of that +mythical personage any wavering determination of Tennessee’s fate; and +at the break of day he was marched, closely guarded, to meet it at the +top of Marley’s Hill. + +How he met it, how cool he was, how he refused to say anything, how +perfect were the arrangements of the committee, were all duly reported, +with the addition of a warning moral and example to all future +evil-doers, in the “Red Dog Clarion,” by its editor, who was present, +and to whose vigorous English I cheerfully refer the reader. But the +beauty of that midsummer morning, the blessed amity of earth and air and +sky, the awakened life of the free woods and hills, the joyous renewal +and promise of Nature, and above all, the infinite serenity that +thrilled through each, was not reported, as not being a part of the +social lesson. And yet, when the weak and foolish deed was done, and a +life, with its possibilities and responsibilities, had passed out of the +misshapen thing that dangled between earth and sky, the birds sang, the +flowers bloomed, the sun shone, as cheerily as before; and possibly the +“Red Dog Clarion” was right. + +Tennessee’s Partner was not in the group that surrounded the ominous +tree. But as they turned to disperse, attention was drawn to the +singular appearance of a motionless donkey-cart halted at the side of +the road. As they approached, they at once recognized the venerable +“Jenny” and the two-wheeled cart as the property of Tennessee’s Partner, +used by him in carrying dirt from his claim; and a few paces distant the +owner of the equipage himself, sitting under a buckeye-tree, wiping the +perspiration from his glowing face. In answer to an inquiry, he said he +had come for the body of the “diseased,” “if it was all the same to the +committee.” He didn’t wish to “hurry anything;” he could “wait.” He +was not working that day; and when the gentlemen were done with the +“diseased,” he would take him. “Ef thar is any present,” he added, in +his simple, serious way, “as would care to jine in the fun’l, they +kin come.” Perhaps it was from a sense of humor, which I have already +intimated was a feature of Sandy Bar,—perhaps it was from something +even better than that, but two thirds of the loungers accepted the +invitation at once. + +It was noon when the body of Tennessee was delivered into the hands of +his partner. As the cart drew up to the fatal tree, we noticed that +it contained a rough oblong box,—apparently made from a section of +sluicing,—and half filled with bark and the tassels of pine. The +cart was further decorated with slips of willow and made fragrant with +buckeye-blossoms. When the body was deposited in the box, Tennessee’s +Partner drew over it a piece of tarred canvas, and gravely mounting the +narrow seat in front, with his feet upon the shafts, urged the little +donkey forward. The equipage moved slowly on, at that decorous pace +which was habitual with Jenny even under less solemn circumstances. The +men—half curiously, half jestingly, but all good-humoredly—strolled +along beside the cart, some in advance, some a little in the rear of the +homely catafalque. But whether from the narrowing of the road or some +present sense of decorum, as the cart passed on, the company fell to the +rear in couples, keeping step, and otherwise assuming the external show +of a formal procession. Jack Folinsbee, who had at the outset played a +funeral march in dumb show upon an imaginary trombone, desisted from +a lack of sympathy and appreciation,—not having, perhaps, your true +humorist’s capacity to be content with the enjoyment of his own fun. + +The way led through Grizzly Canon, by this time clothed in funereal +drapery and shadows. The redwoods, burying their moccasined feet in +the red soil, stood in Indian file along the track, trailing an uncouth +benediction from their bending boughs upon the passing bier. A hare, +surprised into helpless inactivity, sat upright and pulsating in the +ferns by the roadside as the cortege went by. Squirrels hastened to gain +a secure outlook from higher boughs; and the blue-jays, spreading their +wings, fluttered before them like outriders, until the outskirts of +Sandy Bar were reached, and the solitary cabin of Tennessee’s Partner. + +Viewed under more favorable circumstances, it would not have been a +cheerful place. The unpicturesque site, the rude and unlovely outlines, +the unsavory details, which distinguish the nest-building of the +California miner, were all here with the dreariness of decay superadded. +A few paces from the cabin there was a rough inclosure, which, in the +brief days of Tennessee’s Partner’s matrimonial felicity, had been used +as a garden, but was now overgrown with fern. As we approached it, we +were surprised to find that what we had taken for a recent attempt at +cultivation was the broken soil about an open grave. + +The cart was halted before the inclosure, and rejecting the offers of +assistance with the same air of simple self-reliance he had displayed +throughout, Tennessee’s Partner lifted the rough coffin on his back, and +deposited it unaided within the shallow grave. He then nailed down the +board which served as a lid, and mounting the little mound of earth +beside it, took off his hat and slowly mopped his face with his +handkerchief. This the crowd felt was a preliminary to speech, and they +disposed themselves variously on stumps and boulders, and sat expectant. + +“When a man,” began Tennessee’s Partner slowly, “has been running free +all day, what’s the natural thing for him to do? Why, to come home. And +if he ain’t in a condition to go home, what can his best friend do? +Why, bring him home. And here’s Tennessee has been running free, and we +brings him home from his wandering.” He paused and picked up a fragment +of quartz, rubbed it thoughtfully on his sleeve, and went on: “It ain’t +the first time that I’ve packed him on my back, as you see’d me now. +It ain’t the first time that I brought him to this yer cabin when he +couldn’t help himself; it ain’t the first time that I and Jinny have +waited for him on yon hill, and picked him up and so fetched him home, +when he couldn’t speak and didn’t know me. And now that it’s the last +time, why”—he paused and rubbed the quartz gently on his sleeve—“you +see it’s sort of rough on his pardner. And now, gentlemen” he added +abruptly, picking up his long-handled shovel, “the fun’l’s over; and my +thanks, and Tennessee’s thanks, to you for your trouble.” + +Resisting any proffers of assistance, he began to fill in the grave, +turning his back upon the crowd, that after a few moments’ hesitation +gradually withdrew. As they crossed the little ridge that hid Sandy +Bar from view, some, looking back, thought they could see Tennessee’s +Partner, his work done, sitting upon the grave, his shovel between his +knees, and his face buried in his red bandana handkerchief. But it was +argued by others that you couldn’t tell his face from his handkerchief +at that distance, and this point remained undecided. + +In the reaction that followed the feverish excitement of that day, +Tennessee’s Partner was not forgotten. A secret investigation had +cleared him of any complicity in Tennessee’s guilt, and left only a +suspicion of his general sanity. Sandy Bar made a point of calling on +him, and proffering various uncouth but well-meant kindnesses. But from +that day his rude health and great strength seemed visibly to decline; +and when the rainy season fairly set in, and the tiny grass-blades were +beginning to peep from the rocky mound above Tennessee’s grave, he took +to his bed. + +One night, when the pines beside the cabin were swaying in the storm and +trailing their slender fingers over the roof, and the roar and rush of +the swollen river were heard below, Tennessee’s Partner lifted his head +from the pillow, saying, “It is time to go for Tennessee; I must put +Jinny in the cart;” and would have risen from his bed but for the +restraint of his attendant. Struggling, he still pursued his singular +fancy: “There, now, steady, Jinny,—steady, old girl. How dark it is! +Look out for the ruts,—and look out for him, too, old gal. Sometimes, +you know, when he’s blind drunk, he drops down right in the trail. Keep +on straight up to the pine on the top of the hill. Thar! I told you +so!—thar he is,—coming this way, too,—all by himself, sober, and his +face a-shining. Tennessee! Pardner!” + +And so they met. + + + + +THE IDYL OF BED GULCH + + +Sandy was very drunk. He was lying under an azalea-bush, in pretty much +the same attitude in which he had fallen some hours before. How long +he had been lying there he could not tell, and didn’t care; how long +he should lie there was a matter equally indefinite and unconsidered. +A tranquil philosophy, born of his physical condition, suffused and +saturated his moral being. + +The spectacle of a drunken man, and of this drunken man in particular, +was not, I grieve to say, of sufficient novelty in Red Gulch to +attract attention. Earlier in the day some local satirist had erected a +temporary tombstone at Sandy’s head, bearing the inscription, “Effects +of McCorkle’s whiskey—kills at forty rods,” with a hand pointing to +McCorkle’s saloon. But this, I imagine, was, like most local satire, +personal; and was a reflection upon the unfairness of the process +rather than a commentary upon the impropriety of the result. With this +facetious exception, Sandy had been undisturbed. A wandering mule, +released from his pack, had cropped the scant herbage beside him, and +sniffed curiously at the prostrate man; a vagabond dog, with that deep +sympathy which the species have for drunken men, had licked his dusty +boots and curled himself up at his feet, and lay there, blinking one eye +in the sunlight, with a simulation of dissipation that was ingenious and +dog-like in its implied flattery of the unconscious man beside him. + +Meanwhile the shadows of the pine-trees had slowly swung around until +they crossed the road, and their trunks barred the open meadow with +gigantic parallels of black and yellow. Little puffs of red dust, lifted +by the plunging hoofs of passing teams, dispersed in a grimy shower upon +the recumbent man. The sun sank lower and lower, and still Sandy stirred +not. And then the repose of this philosopher was disturbed, as other +philosophers have been, by the intrusion of an unphilosophical sex. + +“Miss Mary,” as she was known to the little flock that she had just +dismissed from the log schoolhouse beyond the pines, was taking her +afternoon walk. Observing an unusually fine cluster of blossoms on the +azalea-bush opposite, she crossed the road to pluck it, picking her +way through the red dust, not without certain fierce little shivers of +disgust and some feline circumlocution. And then she came suddenly upon +Sandy! + +Of course she uttered the little staccato cry of her sex. But when she +had paid that tribute to her physical weakness she became overbold +and halted for a moment,—at least six feet from this prostrate +monster,—with her white skirts gathered in her hand, ready for flight. +But neither sound nor motion came from the bush. With one little foot +she then overturned the satirical headboard, and muttered “Beasts!”—an +epithet which probably, at that moment, conveniently classified in +her mind the entire male population of Red Gulch. For Miss Mary, +being possessed of certain rigid notions of her own, had not, perhaps, +properly appreciated the demonstrative gallantry for which the +Californian has been so justly celebrated by his brother Californians, +and had, as a newcomer, perhaps fairly earned the reputation of being +“stuck up.” + +As she stood there she noticed, also, that the slant sunbeams were +heating Sandy’s head to what she judged to be an unhealthy temperature, +and that his hat was lying uselessly at his side. To pick it up and to +place it over his face was a work requiring some courage, particularly +as his eyes were open. Yet she did it and made good her retreat. But +she was somewhat concerned, on looking back, to see that the hat was +removed, and that Sandy was sitting up and saying something. + +The truth was, that in the calm depths of Sandy’s mind he was satisfied +that the rays of the sun were beneficial and healthful; that from +childhood he had objected to lying down in a hat; that no people but +condemned fools, past redemption, ever wore hats; and that his right +to dispense, with them when he pleased was inalienable. This was +the statement of his inner consciousness. Unfortunately, its outward +expression was vague, being limited to a repetition of the following +formula: “Su’shine all ri’! Wasser maar, eh? Wass up, su’shine?” + +Miss Mary stopped, and, taking fresh courage from her vantage of +distance, asked him if there was anything that he wanted. + +“Wass up? Wasser maar?” continued Sandy, in a very high key. + +“Get up, you horrid man!” said Miss Mary, now thoroughly incensed; “get +up and go home.” + +Sandy staggered to his feet. He was six feet high, and Miss Mary +trembled. He started forward a few paces and then stopped. + +“Wass I go home for?” he suddenly asked, with great gravity. + +“Go and take a bath,” replied Miss Mary, eying his grimy person with +great disfavor. + +To her infinite dismay, Sandy suddenly pulled off his coat and vest, +threw them on the ground, kicked off his boots, and, plunging wildly +forward, darted headlong over the hill in the direction of the river. + +“Goodness heavens! the man will be drowned!” said Miss Mary; and then, +with feminine inconsistency, she ran back to the schoolhouse and locked +herself in. That night, while seated at supper with her hostess, the +blacksmith’s wife, it came to Miss Mary to ask, demurely, if her husband +ever got drunk. “Abner,” responded Mrs. Stidger reflectively,—“let’s +see! Abner hasn’t been tight since last ’lection.” Miss Mary would have +liked to ask if he preferred lying in the sun on these occasions, and +if a cold bath would have hurt him; but this would have involved an +explanation, which she did not then care to give. So she contented +herself with opening her gray eyes widely at the red-cheeked Mrs. +Stidger,—a fine specimen of Southwestern efflorescence,—and then +dismissed the subject altogether. The next day she wrote to her dearest +friend in Boston: “I think I find the intoxicated portion of this +community the least objectionable, I refer, my dear, to the men, of +course. I do not know anything that could make the women tolerable.” + +In less than a week Miss Mary had forgotten this episode, except that +her afternoon walks took thereafter, almost unconsciously, another +direction. She noticed, however, that every morning a fresh cluster of +azalea blossoms appeared among the flowers on her desk. This was not +strange, as her little flock were aware of her fondness for flowers, and +invariably kept her desk bright with anemones, syringas, and lupines; +but, on questioning them, they one and all professed ignorance of the +azaleas. A few days later, Master Johnny Stidger, whose desk was nearest +to the window, was suddenly taken with spasms of apparently gratuitous +laughter, that threatened the discipline of the school. All that Miss +Mary could get from him was, that some one had been “looking in the +winder.” Irate and indignant, she sallied from her hive to do battle +with the intruder. As she turned the corner of the schoolhouse she came +plump upon the quondam drunkard, now perfectly sober, and inexpressibly +sheepish and guilty-looking. + +These facts Miss Mary was not slow to take a feminine advantage of, in +her present humor. But it was somewhat confusing to observe, also, +that the beast, despite some faint signs of past dissipation, was +amiable-looking,—in fact, a kind of blond Samson, whose corn-colored +silken beard apparently had never yet known the touch of barber’s razor +or Delilah’s shears. So that the cutting speech which quivered on +her ready tongue died upon her lips, and she contented herself with +receiving his stammering apology with supercilious eyelids and the +gathered skirts of uncontamination. When she reentered the schoolroom, +her eyes fell upon the azaleas with a new sense of revelation; and +then she laughed, and the little people all laughed, and they were all +unconsciously very happy. + +It was a hot day, and not long after this, that two short-legged boys +came to grief on the threshold of the school with a pail of water, +which they had laboriously brought from the spring, and that Miss Mary +compassionately seized the pail and started for the spring herself. At +the foot of the hill a shadow crossed her path, and a blue-shirted arm +dexterously but gently relieved her of her burden. Miss Mary was both +embarrassed and angry. “If you carried more of that for yourself,” she +said spitefully to the blue arm, without deigning to raise her lashes +to its owner, “you’d do better.” In the submissive silence that followed +she regretted the speech, and thanked him so sweetly at the door that +he stumbled. Which caused the children to laugh again,—a laugh in which +Miss Mary joined, until the color came faintly into her pale cheek. +The next day a barrel was mysteriously placed beside the door, and as +mysteriously filled with fresh spring-water every morning. + +Nor was this superior young person without other quiet attentions. +“Profane Bill,” driver of the Slumgullion Stage, widely known in the +newspapers for his “gallantry” in invariably offering the box-seat to +the fair sex, had excepted Miss Mary from this attention, on the ground +that he had a habit of “cussin’ on up grades,” and gave her half the +coach to herself. Jack Hamlin, a gambler, having once silently ridden +with her in the same coach, afterward threw a decanter at the head of +a confederate for mentioning her name in a bar-room. The over-dressed +mother of a pupil whose paternity was doubtful had often lingered near +this astute Vestal’s temple, never daring to enter its sacred precincts, +but content to worship the priestess from afar. + +With such unconscious intervals the monotonous procession of blue skies, +glittering sunshine, brief twilights, and starlit nights passed over Red +Gulch. Miss Mary grew fond of walking in the sedate and proper woods. +Perhaps she believed, with Mrs. Stidger, that the balsamic odors of +the firs “did her chest good,” for certainly her slight cough was less +frequent and her step was firmer; perhaps she had learned the unending +lesson which the patient pines are never weary of repeating to heedful +or listless ears. And so one day she planned a picnic on Buckeye Hill, +and took the children with her. Away from the dusty road, the straggling +shanties, the yellow ditches, the clamor of restless engines, the cheap +finery of shop-windows, the deeper glitter of paint and colored glass, +and the thin veneering which barbarism takes upon itself in such +localities, what infinite relief was theirs! The last heap of ragged +rock and clay passed, the last unsightly chasm crossed,—how the waiting +woods opened their long files to receive them! How the children—perhaps +because they had not yet grown quite away from the breast of the +bounteous Mother—threw themselves face downward on her brown bosom with +uncouth caresses, filling the air with their laughter; and how Miss Mary +herself—felinely fastidious and intrenched as she was in the purity of +spotless skirts, collar, and cuffs—forgot all, and ran like a crested +quail at the head of her brood, until, romping, laughing, and panting, +with a loosened braid of brown hair, a hat hanging by a knotted ribbon +from her throat, she came suddenly and violently, in the heart of the +forest, upon the luckless Sandy! + +The explanations, apologies, and not overwise conversation that ensued +need not be indicated here. It would seem, however, that Miss Mary had +already established some acquaintance with this ex-drunkard. Enough that +he was soon accepted as one of the party; that the children, with that +quick intelligence which Providence gives the helpless, recognized a +friend, and played with his blond beard and long silken mustache, and +took other liberties,—as the helpless are apt to do. And when he had +built a fire against a tree, and had shown them other mysteries of +woodcraft, their admiration knew no bounds. At the close of two such +foolish, idle, happy hours he found himself lying at the feet of the +schoolmistress, gazing dreamily in her face as she sat upon the sloping +hillside weaving wreaths of laurel and syringa, in very much the same +attitude as he had lain when first they met. Nor was the similitude +greatly forced. The weakness of an easy, sensuous nature, that had found +a dreamy exaltation in liquor, it is to be feared was now finding an +equal intoxication in love. + +I think that Sandy was dimly conscious of this himself. I know that he +longed to be doing something,—slaying a grizzly, scalping a savage, +or sacrificing himself in some way for the sake of this sallow-faced, +gray-eyed schoolmistress. As I should like to present him in an heroic +attitude, I stay my hand with great difficulty at this moment, being +only withheld from introducing such an episode by a strong conviction +that it does not usually occur at such times. And I trust that my +fairest reader, who remembers that, in a real crisis, it is always some +uninteresting stranger or unromantic policeman, and not Adolphus, who +rescues, will forgive the omission. + +So they sat there undisturbed,—the woodpeckers chattering overhead and +the voices of the children coming pleasantly from the hollow below. +What they said matters little. What they thought—which might have been +interesting—did not transpire. The woodpeckers only learned how Miss +Mary was an orphan; how she left her uncle’s house to come to California +for the sake of health and independence; how Sandy was an orphan too; +how he came to California for excitement; how he had lived a wild +life, and how he was trying to reform; and other details, which, from a +woodpecker’s view-point, undoubtedly must have seemed stupid and a waste +of time. But even in such trifles was the afternoon spent; and when +the children were again gathered, and Sandy, with a delicacy which +the schoolmistress well understood, took leave of them quietly at the +outskirts of the settlement, it had seemed the shortest day of her weary +life. + +As the long, dry summer withered to its roots, the school term of Red +Gulch—to use a local euphuism—“dried up” also. In another day Miss +Mary would be free, and for a season, at least, Red Gulch would know her +no more. She was seated alone in the schoolhouse, her cheek resting on +her hand, her eyes half closed in one of those daydreams in which Miss +Mary, I fear, to the danger of school discipline, was lately in the +habit of indulging. Her lap was full of mosses, ferns, and other +woodland memories. She was so preoccupied with these and her own +thoughts that a gentle tapping at the door passed unheard, or translated +itself into the remembrance of far-off woodpeckers. When at last it +asserted itself more distinctly, she started up with a flushed cheek and +opened the door. On the threshold stood a woman, the self-assertion +and audacity of whose dress were in singular contrast to her timid, +irresolute bearing. Miss Mary recognized at a glance the dubious mother +of her anonymous pupil. Perhaps she was disappointed, perhaps she +was only fastidious; but as she coldly invited her to enter, she half +unconsciously settled her white cuffs and collar, and gathered closer +her own chaste skirts. It was, perhaps, for this reason that the +embarrassed stranger, after a moment’s hesitation, left her gorgeous +parasol open and sticking in the dust beside the door, and then sat down +at the farther end of a long bench. Her voice was husky as she began,— + +“I heerd tell that you were goin’ down to the Bay to-morrow, and I +couldn’t let you go until I came to thank you for your kindness to my +Tommy.” Tommy, Miss Mary said, was a good boy, and deserved more than +the poor attention she could give him. + +“Thank you, miss; thank ye!” cried the stranger, brightening even +through the color which Red Gulch knew facetiously as her “war paint,” + and striving, in her embarrassment, to drag the long bench nearer the +schoolmistress. “I thank you, miss, for that; and if I am his mother, +there ain’t a sweeter, dearer, better boy lives than him. And if I ain’t +much as says it, thar ain’t a sweeter, dearer, angeler teacher lives +than he’s got.” + +Miss Mary, sitting primly behind her desk, with a ruler over her +shoulder, opened her gray eyes widely at this, but said nothing. + +“It ain’t for you to be complimented by the like of me, I know,” she +went on hurriedly. “It ain’t for me to be comin’ here, in broad day, to +do it, either; but I come to ask a favor,—not for me, miss,—not for +me, but for the darling boy.” + +Encouraged by a look in the young schoolmistress’s eye, and putting her +lilac-gloved hands together, the fingers downward, between her knees, +she went on, in a low voice:— + +“You see, miss, there’s no one the boy has any claim on but me, and I +ain’t the proper person to bring him up. I thought some, last year, of +sending him away to Frisco to school, but when they talked of bringing +a schoolma’am here, I waited till I saw you, and then I knew it was all +right, and I could keep my boy a little longer. And, oh! miss, he loves +you so much; and if you could hear him talk about you in his pretty way, +and if he could ask you what I ask you now, you couldn’t refuse him. + +“It is natural,” she went on rapidly, in a voice that trembled strangely +between pride and humility,—“it’s natural that he should take to you, +miss, for his father, when I first knew him, was a gentleman,—and the +boy must forget me, sooner or later,—and so I ain’t a-goin’ to cry +about that. For I come to ask you to take my Tommy,—God bless him for +the bestest, sweetest boy that lives,—to—to—take him with you.” + +She had risen and caught the young girl’s hand in her own, and had +fallen on her knees beside her. + +“I’ve money plenty, and it’s all yours and his. Put him in some good +school, where you can go and see him, and help him to—to—to forget his +mother. Do with him what you like. The worst you can do will be kindness +to what he will learn with me. Only take him out of this wicked life, +this cruel place, this home of shame and sorrow. You will! I know you +will,—won’t you? You will,—you must not, you cannot say no! You will +make him as pure, as gentle as yourself; and when he has grown-up, you +will tell him his father’s name,—the name that hasn’t passed my lips +for years,—the name of Alexander Morton, whom they call here Sandy! +Miss Mary!—do not take your hand away! Miss Mary, speak to me! You will +take my boy? Do not put your face from me. I know it ought not to look +on such as me. Miss Mary!—my God, be merciful!—she is leaving me!” + Miss Mary had risen, and, in the gathering twilight, had felt her way to +the open window. She stood there, leaning against the casement, her +eyes fixed on the last rosy tints that were fading from the western sky. +There was still some of its light on her pure young forehead, on her +white collar, on her clasped white hands, but all fading slowly away. +The suppliant had dragged herself, still on her knees, beside her. + +“I know it takes time to consider. I will wait here all night; but I +cannot go until you speak. Do not deny me now. You will!—I see it in +your sweet face,—such a face as I have seen in my dreams. I see it in +your eyes, Miss Mary!—you will take my boy!” + +The last red beam crept higher, suffused Miss Mary’s eyes with something +of its glory, flickered, and faded, and went out. The sun had set on Red +Gulch. In the twilight and silence Miss Mary’s voice sounded pleasantly. + +“I will take the boy. Send him to me to-night.” + +The happy mother raised the hem of Miss Mary’s skirts to her lips. She +would have buried her hot face in its virgin folds, but she dared not. +She rose to her feet. + +“Does—this man—know of your intention?” asked Miss Mary suddenly. + +“No, nor cares. He has never even seen the child to know it.” + +“Go to him at once—to-night—now! Tell him what you have done. Tell him +I have taken his child, and tell him—he must never see—see—the child +again. Wherever it may be, he must not come; wherever I may take it, he +must not follow! There, go now, please,—I’m weary, and—have much yet +to do!” + +They walked together to the door. On the threshold the woman turned. + +“Good-night!” + +She would have fallen at Miss Mary’s feet. But at the same moment the +young girl reached out her arms, caught the sinful woman to her own pure +breast for one brief moment, and then closed and locked the door. + +It was with a sudden sense of great responsibility that Profane Bill +took the reins of the Slumgullion stage the next morning, for the +schoolmistress was one of his passengers. As he entered the highroad, in +obedience to a pleasant voice from the “inside,” he suddenly reined up +his horses and respectfully waited, as Tommy hopped out at the command +of Miss Mary. + +“Not that bush, Tommy,—the next.” + +Tommy whipped out his new pocket-knife, and cutting a branch from a tall +azalea-bush, returned with it to Miss Mary. “All right now?” + +“All right!” + +And the stage-door closed on the Idyl of Red Gulch. + + + + +BROWN OF CALAVERAS + + +A subdued tone of conversation, and the absence of cigar-smoke and +boot-heels at the windows of the Wingdam stagecoach, made it evident +that one of the inside passengers was a woman. A disposition on the part +of loungers at the stations to congregate before the window, and some +concern in regard to the appearance of coats, hats, and collars, further +indicated that she was lovely. All of which Mr. Jack Hamlin, on the +box-seat, noted with the smile of cynical philosophy. Not that he +depreciated the sex, but that he recognized therein a deceitful element, +the pursuit of which sometimes drew mankind away from the equally +uncertain blandishments of poker,—of which it may be remarked that Mr. +Hamlin was a professional exponent. + +So that, when he placed his narrow boot on the wheel and leaped down, +he did not even glance at the window from which a green veil was +fluttering, but lounged up and down with that listless and grave +indifference of his class, which was, perhaps, the next thing to +good-breeding. With his closely buttoned figure and self-contained air +he was a marked contrast to the other passengers, with their feverish +restlessness and boisterous emotion; and even Bill Masters, a graduate +of Harvard, with his slovenly dress, his over-flowing vitality, his +intense appreciation of lawlessness and barbarism, and his mouth filled +with crackers and cheese, I fear cut but an unromantic figure beside +this lonely calculator of chances, with his pale Greek face and Homeric +gravity. + +The driver called “All aboard!” and Mr. Hamlin returned to the coach. +His foot was upon the wheel, and his face raised to the level of the +open window, when, at the same moment, what appeared to him to be the +finest eyes in the world suddenly met his. He quietly dropped down +again, addressed a few words to one of the inside passengers, effected +an exchange of seats, and as quietly took his place inside. Mr. Hamlin +never allowed his philosophy to interfere with decisive and prompt +action. + +I fear that this irruption of Jack cast some restraint upon the other +passengers, particularly those who were making themselves most agreeable +to the lady. One of them leaned forward, and apparently conveyed to +her information regarding Mr. Hamlin’s profession in a single epithet. +Whether Mr. Hamlin heard it, or whether he recognized in the informant +a distinguished jurist, from whom, but a few evenings before, he had won +several thousand dollars, I cannot say. His colorless face betrayed no +sign; his black eyes, quietly observant, glanced indifferently past the +legal gentleman, and rested on the much more pleasing features of +his neighbor. An Indian stoicism—said to be an inheritance from his +maternal ancestor—stood him in good service, until the rolling wheels +rattled upon the river gravel at Scott’s Ferry, and the stage drew up at +the International Hotel for dinner. The legal gentleman and a member of +Congress leaped out, and stood ready to assist the descending goddess, +while Colonel Starbottle of Siskiyou took charge of her parasol and +shawl. In this multiplicity of attention there was a momentary confusion +and delay. Jack Hamlin quietly opened the _opposite_ door of the coach, +took the lady’s hand, with that decision and positiveness which a +hesitating and undecided sex know how to admire, and in an instant had +dexterously and gracefully swung her to the ground and again lifted her +to the platform. An audible chuckle on the box, I fear, came from that +other cynic, Yuba Bill, the driver. “Look keerfully arter that baggage, +Kernel,” said the expressman, with affected concern, as he looked after +Colonel Starbottle, gloomily bringing up the rear of the triumphant +procession to the waiting-room. + +Mr. Hamlin did not stay for dinner. His horse was already saddled and +awaiting him. He dashed over the ford, up the gravelly hill, and out +into the dusty perspective of the Wingdam road, like one leaving an +unpleasant fancy behind him. The inmates of dusty cabins by the roadside +shaded their eyes with their hands and looked after him, recognizing the +man by his horse, and speculating what “was up with Comanche Jack.” Yet +much of this interest centred in the horse, in a community where the +time made by “French Pete’s” mare, in his run from the Sheriff of +Calaveras, eclipsed all concern in the ultimate fate of that worthy. + +The sweating flanks of his gray at length recalled him to himself. +He checked his speed, and turning into a byroad, sometimes used as a +cut-off, trotted leisurely along, the reins hanging listlessly from +his fingers. As he rode on, the character of the landscape changed and +became more pastoral. Openings in groves of pine and sycamore disclosed +some rude attempts at cultivation,—a flowering vine trailed over the +porch of one cabin, and a woman rocked her cradled babe under the roses +of another. A little farther on, Mr. Hamlin came upon some bare-legged +children wading in the willowy creek, and so wrought upon them with a +badinage peculiar to himself, that they were emboldened to climb up +his horse’s legs and over his saddle, until he was fain to develop an +exaggerated ferocity of demeanor, and to escape, leaving behind some +kisses and coin. And then, advancing deeper into the woods, where all +signs of habitation failed, he began to sing, uplifting a tenor so +singularly sweet, and shaded by a pathos so subdued and tender, that I +wot the robins and linnets stopped to listen. Mr. Hamlin’s voice was +not cultivated; the subject of his song was some sentimental lunacy, +borrowed from the negro minstrels; but there thrilled through all some +occult quality of tone and expression that was unspeakably touching. +Indeed, it was a wonderful sight to see this sentimental blackleg, with +a pack of cards in his pocket and a revolver at his back, sending his +voice before him through the dim woods with a plaint about his +“Nelly’s grave,” in a way that overflowed the eyes of the listener. A +sparrow-hawk, fresh from his sixth victim, possibly recognizing in Mr. +Hamlin a kindred spirit, stared at him in surprise, and was fain to +confess the superiority of man. With a superior predatory capacity _he_ +couldn’t sing. + +But Mr. Hamlin presently found himself again on the highroad and at his +former pace. Ditches and banks of gravel, denuded hillsides, stumps, +and decayed trunks of trees, took the place of woodland and ravine, and +indicated his approach to civilization. Then a church-steeple came in +sight, and he knew that he had reached home. In a few moments he was +clattering down the single narrow street that lost itself in a chaotic +ruin of races, ditches, and tailings at the foot of the hill, and +dismounted before the gilded windows of the Magnolia saloon. Passing +through the long bar-room, he pushed open a green-baize door, entered a +dark passage, opened another door with a passkey, and found himself in +a dimly lighted room, whose furniture, though elegant and costly for the +locality, showed signs of abuse. The inlaid centre-table was overlaid +with stained disks that were not contemplated in the original design, +the embroidered armchairs were discolored, and the green velvet lounge, +on which Mr. Hamlin threw himself, was soiled at the foot with the red +soil of Wingdam. + +Mr. Hamlin did not sing in his cage. He lay still, looking at a highly +colored painting above him, representing a young creature of opulent +charms. It occurred to him then, for the first time, that he had never +seen exactly that kind of a woman, and that, if he should, he would +not, probably, fall in love with her. Perhaps he was thinking of another +style of beauty. But just then some one knocked at the door. Without +rising, he pulled a cord that apparently shot back a bolt, for the door +swung open, and a man entered. + +The new-comer was broad-shouldered and robust,—a vigor not borne out in +the face, which, though handsome, was singularly weak and disfigured by +dissipation. He appeared to be, also, under the influence of liquor, for +he started on seeing Mr. Hamlin, and said, “I thought Kate was here;” + stammered, and seemed confused and embarrassed. + +Mr. Hamlin smiled the smile which he had before worn on the Wingdam +coach, and sat up, quite refreshed and ready for business. + +“You didn’t come up on the stage,” continued the newcomer, “did you?” + +“No,” replied Hamlin; “I left it at Scott’s Ferry. It isn’t due for half +an hour yet. But how’s luck, Brown?” + +“D—d bad,” said Brown, his face suddenly assuming an expression of weak +despair. “I’m cleaned out again, Jack,” he continued, in a whining tone, +that formed a pitiable contrast to his bulky figure; “can’t you help me +with a hundred till to-morrow’s clean-up? You see I’ve got to send money +home to the old woman, and—you’ve won twenty times that amount from +me.” + +The conclusion was, perhaps, not entirely logical, but Jack overlooked +it, and handed the sum to his visitor. “The old-woman business is about +played out, Brown,” he added, by way of commentary; “why don’t you say +you want to buck ag’in’ faro? You know you ain’t married!” + +“Fact, sir,” said Brown, with a sudden gravity, as if the mere contact +of the gold with the palm of the hand had imparted some dignity to his +frame. “I’ve got a wife—a d—d good one, too, if I do say it—in the +States. It’s three years since I’ve seen her, and a year since I’ve writ +to her. When things is about straight, and we get down to the lead, I’m +going to send for her.” + +“And Kate?” queried Mr. Hamlin, with his previous smile. + +Mr. Brown of Calaveras essayed an archness of glance to cover his +confusion, which his weak face and whiskey-muddled intellect but poorly +carried out, and said,— + +“D—n it, Jack, a man must have a little liberty, you know. But +come, what do you say to a little game? Give us a show to double this +hundred.” + +Jack Hamlin looked curiously at his fatuous friend. Perhaps he knew that +the man was predestined to lose the money, and preferred that it should +flow back into his own coffers rather than any other. He nodded his +head, and drew his chair toward the table. At the same moment there came +a rap upon the door. + +“It’s Kate,” said Mr. Brown. + +Mr. Hamlin shot back the bolt and the door opened. But, for the first +time in his life, he staggered to his feet utterly unnerved and abashed, +and for the first time in his life the hot blood crimsoned his colorless +cheeks to his forehead. For before him stood the lady he had lifted +from the Wingdam coach, whom Brown, dropping his cards with a hysterical +laugh, greeted as,— + +“My old woman, by thunder!” + +They say that Mrs. Brown burst into tears and reproaches of her husband. +I saw her in 1857 at Marysville, and disbelieve the story. And the +“Wingdam Chronicle” of the next week, under the head of “Touching +Reunion,” said: “One of those beautiful and touching incidents, peculiar +to California life, occurred last week in our city. The wife of one of +Wingdam’s eminent pioneers, tired of the effete civilization of the East +and its inhospitable climate, resolved to join her noble husband +upon these golden shores. Without informing him of her intention, +she undertook the long journey, and arrived last week. The joy of the +husband may be easier imagined than described. The meeting is said +to have been indescribably affecting. We trust her example may be +followed.” + + * * * * * + +Whether owing to Mrs. Brown’s influence, or to some more successful +speculations, Mr. Brown’s financial fortune from that day steadily +improved. He bought out his partners in the “Nip and Tuck” lead, with +money which was said to have been won at poker a week or two after his +wife’s arrival, but which rumor, adopting Mrs. Brown’s theory that Brown +had forsworn the gaming-table, declared to have been furnished by Mr. +Jack Hamlin. He built and furnished the Wingdam House, which pretty Mrs. +Brown’s great popularity kept overflowing with guests. He was elected +to the Assembly, and gave largess to churches. A street in Wingdam was +named in his honor. + +Yet it was noted that in proportion as he waxed wealthy and fortunate, +he grew pale, thin, and anxious. As his wife’s popularity increased, +he became fretful and impatient. The most uxorious of husbands, he +was absurdly jealous. If he did not interfere with his wife’s social +liberty, it was because it was maliciously whispered that his first and +only attempt was met by an outburst from Mrs. Brown that terrified him +into silence. Much of this kind of gossip came from those of her own sex +whom she had supplanted in the chivalrous attentions of Wingdam, which, +like most popular chivalry, was devoted to an admiration of power, +whether of masculine force or feminine beauty. It should be remembered, +too, in her extenuation, that, since her arrival, she had been the +unconscious priestess of a mythological worship, perhaps not more +ennobling to her womanhood than that which distinguished an older Greek +democracy. I think that Brown was dimly conscious of this. But his only +confidant was Jack Hamlin, whose infelix reputation naturally precluded +any open intimacy with the family, and whose visits were infrequent. + +It was midsummer and a moonlit night, and Mrs. Brown, very rosy, +large-eyed, and pretty, sat upon the piazza, enjoying the fresh incense +of the mountain breeze, and, it is to be feared, another incense +which was not so fresh nor quite as innocent. Beside her sat Colonel +Starbottle and Judge Boompointer, and a later addition to her court in +the shape of a foreign tourist. She was in good spirits. + +“What do you see down the road?” inquired the gallant Colonel, who had +been conscious, for the last few minutes, that Mrs. Brown’s attention +was diverted. + +“Dust,” said Mrs. Brown, with a sigh. “Only Sister Anne’s ‘flock of +sheep.’” + +The Colonel, whose literary recollections did not extend farther back +than last week’s paper, took a more practical view. “It ain’t sheep,” he +continued; “it’s a horseman. Judge, ain’t that Jack Hamlin’s gray?” + +But the Judge didn’t know; and, as Mrs. Brown suggested the air was +growing too cold for further investigations, they retired to the parlor. + +Mr. Brown was in the stable, where he generally retired after dinner. +Perhaps it was to show his contempt for his wife’s companions; perhaps, +like other weak natures, he found pleasure in the exercise of absolute +power over inferior animals. He had a certain gratification in the +training of a chestnut mare, whom he could beat or caress as pleased +him, which he couldn’t do with Mrs. Brown. It was here that he +recognized a certain gray horse which had just come in, and, looking +a little farther on, found his rider. Brown’s greeting was cordial +and hearty; Mr. Hamlin’s somewhat restrained. But, at Brown’s urgent +request, he followed him up the back stairs to a narrow corridor, and +thence to a small room looking out upon the stable-yard. It was plainly +furnished with a bed, a table, a few chairs, and a rack for guns and +whips. + +“This yer’s my home, Jack,” said Brown with a sigh, as he threw himself +upon the bed and motioned his companion to a chair. “Her room’s t’ other +end of the hall. It’s more’n six months since we’ve lived together, or +met, except at meals. It’s mighty rough papers on the head of the house, +ain’t it?” he said with a forced laugh. “But I’m glad to see you, +Jack, d—d glad,” and he reached from the bed, and again shook the +unresponsive hand of Jack Hamlin. + +“I brought ye up here, for I didn’t want to talk in the stable; though, +for the matter of that, it’s all round town. Don’t strike a light. We +can talk here in the moonshine. Put up your feet on that winder and sit +here beside me. Thar’s whiskey in that jug.” + +Mr. Hamlin did not avail himself of the information. Brown of Calaveras +turned his face to the wall, and continued,— + +“If I didn’t love the woman, Jack, I wouldn’t mind. But it’s loving her, +and seeing her day arter day goin’ on at this rate, and no one to put +down the brake; that’s what gits me! But I’m glad to see ye, Jack, d—d +glad.” + +In the darkness he groped about until he had found and wrung his +companion’s hand again. He would have detained it, but Jack slipped it +into the buttoned breast of his coat, and asked listlessly, “How long +has this been going on?” + +“Ever since she came here; ever since the day she walked into the +Magnolia. I was a fool then; Jack, I’m a fool now; but I didn’t know how +much I loved her till then. And she hasn’t been the same woman since. + +“But that ain’t all, Jack; and it’s what I wanted to see you about, and +I’m glad you’ve come. It ain’t that she doesn’t love me any more; it +ain’t that she fools with every chap that comes along; for perhaps I +staked her love and lost it, as I did everything else at the Magnolia; +and perhaps foolin’ is nateral to some women, and thar ain’t no great +harm done, ’cept to the fools. But, Jack, I think,—I think she loves +somebody else. Don’t move, Jack! don’t move; if your pistol hurts ye, +take it off. + +“It’s been more’n six months now that she’s seemed unhappy and lonesome, +and kinder nervous and scared-like. And sometimes I’ve ketched her +lookin’ at me sort of timid and pitying. And she writes to somebody. And +for the last week she’s been gathering her own things,—trinkets, and +furbelows, and jew’lry,—and, Jack, I think she’s goin’ off. I could +stand all but that. To have her steal away like a thief!” He put his +face downward to the pillow, and for a few moments there was no sound +but the ticking of a clock on the mantel. Mr. Hamlin lit a cigar, and +moved to the open window. The moon no longer shone into the room, and +the bed and its occupant were in shadow. “What shall I do, Jack?” said +the voice from the darkness. + +The answer came promptly and clearly from the window-side, “Spot the +man, and kill him on sight.” + +“But, Jack”— + +“He’s took the risk!” + +“But will that bring her back?” + +Jack did not reply, but moved from the window towards the door. + +“Don’t go yet, Jack; light the candle and sit by the table. It’s a +comfort to see ye, if nothin’ else.” + +Jack hesitated and then complied. He drew a pack of cards from his +pocket and shuffled them, glancing at the bed. But Brown’s face was +turned to the wall. When Mr. Hamlin had shuffled the cards, he cut them, +and dealt one card on the opposite side of the table towards the bed, +and another on his side of the table for himself. The first was a deuce; +his own card a king. He then shuffled and cut again. This time “dummy” + had a queen and himself a four-spot. Jack brightened up for the third +deal. It brought his adversary a deuce and himself a king again. “Two +out of three,” said Jack audibly. + +“What’s that, Jack?” said Brown. + +“Nothing.” + +Then Jack tried his hand with dice; but he always threw sixes and his +imaginary opponent aces. The force of habit is sometimes confusing. + +Meanwhile some magnetic influence in Mr. Hamlin’s presence, or the +anodyne of liquor, or both, brought surcease of sorrow, and Brown slept. +Mr. Hamlin moved his chair to the window and looked out on the town +of Wingdam, now sleeping peacefully, its harsh outlines softened and +subdued, its glaring colors mellowed and sobered in the moonlight that +flowed over all. In the hush he could hear the gurgling of water in the +ditches and the sighing of the pines beyond the hill. Then he looked +up at the firmament, and as he did so a star shot across the twinkling +field. Presently another, and then another. The phenomenon suggested to +Mr. Hamlin a fresh augury. If in another fifteen minutes another star +should fall—He sat there, watch in hand, for twice that time, but the +phenomenon was not repeated. + +The clock struck two, and Brown still slept. Mr. Hamlin approached the +table and took from his pocket a letter, which he read by the flickering +candlelight. It contained only a single line, written in pencil, in a +woman’s hand,— + +“Be at the corral with the buggy at three.” + +The sleeper moved uneasily and then awoke. “Are you there, Jack?” + +“Yes.” + +“Don’t go yet. I dreamed just now, Jack,—dreamed of old times. I +thought that Sue and me was being married agin, and that the parson, +Jack, was—who do you think?—you!” + +The gambler laughed, and seated himself on the bed, the paper still in +his hand. + +“It’s a good sign, ain’t it?” queried Brown. + +“I reckon! Say, old man, hadn’t you better get up?” + +The “old man,” thus affectionately appealed to, rose, with the +assistance of Hamlin’s outstretched hand. + +“Smoke?” + +Brown mechanically took the proffered cigar. + +“Light?” + +Jack had twisted the letter into a spiral, lit it, and held it for his +companion. He continued to hold it until it was consumed, and dropped +the fragment—a fiery star—from the open window. He watched it as it +fell, and then returned to his friend. + +“Old man,” he said, placing his hands upon Brown’s shoulders, “in ten +minutes I’ll be on the road, and gone like that spark. We won’t see each +other agin; but, before I go, take a fool’s advice: sell out all you’ve +got, take your wife with you, and quit the country. It ain’t no place +for you nor her. Tell her she must go; make her go if she won’t. Don’t +whine because you can’t be a saint and she ain’t an angel. Be a man, and +treat her like a woman. Don’t be a d-d fool. Good-by.” + +He tore himself from Brown’s grasp and leaped down the stairs like a +deer. At the stable-door he collared the half-sleeping hostler, and +backed him against the wall. “Saddle my horse in two minutes, or +I’ll”—The ellipsis was frightfully suggestive. + +“The missis said you was to have the buggy,” stammered the man. + +“D—n the buggy!” The horse was saddled as fast as the nervous hands of +the astounded hostler could manipulate buckle and strap. + +“Is anything up, Mr. Hamlin?” said the man, who, like all his class, +admired the elan of his fiery patron, and was really concerned in his +welfare. + +“Stand aside!” + +The man fell back. With an oath, a bound, and clatter, Jack was into the +road. In another moment, to the man’s half-awakened eyes, he was but a +moving cloud of dust in the distance, towards which a star just loosed +from its brethren was trailing a stream of fire. + +But early that morning the dwellers by the Wingdam turnpike, miles +aways, heard a voice, pure as a sky-lark’s, singing afield. They who +were asleep turned over on their rude couches to dream of youth, and +love, and olden days. Hard-faced men and anxious gold-seekers, already +at work, ceased their labors and leaned upon their picks to listen to a +romantic vagabond ambling away against the rosy sunrise. + + + * * * * * + + + CONDENSED NOVELS + + + * * * * * + + + + +MUCK-A-MUCK + +A MODERN INDIAN NOVEL + +AFTER COOPER + + + + +CHAPTER I + + +It was toward the close of a bright October day. The last rays of the +setting sun were reflected from one of those sylvan lakes peculiar to +the Sierras of California. On the right the curling smoke of an Indian +village rose between the columns of the lofty pines, while to the left +the log cottage of Judge Tompkins, embowered in buckeyes, completed the +enchanting picture. + +Although the exterior of the cottage was humble and unpretentious, +and in keeping with the wildness of the landscape, its interior gave +evidence of the cultivation and refinement of its inmates. An aquarium, +containing goldfishes, stood on a marble centre-table at one end of the +apartment, while a magnificent grand piano occupied the other. The floor +was covered with a yielding tapestry carpet, and the walls were adorned +with paintings from the pencils of Van Dyke, Rubens, Tintoretto, Michael +Angelo, and the productions of the more modern Turner, Kensett, Church, +and Bierstadt. Although Judge Tompkins had chosen the frontiers of +civilization as his home, it was impossible for him to entirely forego +the habits and tastes of his former life. He was seated in a luxurious +armchair, writing at a mahogany escritoire, while his daughter, a lovely +young girl of seventeen summers, plied her crotchet-needle on an ottoman +beside him. A bright fire of pine logs flickered and flamed on the ample +hearth. + +Genevra Octavia Tompkins was Judge Tompkins’s only child. Her mother had +long since died on the Plains. Reared in affluence, no pains had been +spared with the daughter’s education. She was a graduate of one of the +principal seminaries, and spoke French with a perfect Benicia accent. +Peerlessly beautiful, she was dressed in a white moire antique robe +trimmed with tulle. That simple rosebud, with which most heroines +exclusively decorate their hair, was all she wore in her raven locks. + +The Judge was the first to break the silence. + +“Genevra, the logs which compose yonder fire seem to have been +incautiously chosen. The sibilation produced by the sap, which exudes +copiously therefrom, is not conducive to composition.” + +“True, father, but I thought it would be preferable to the constant +crepitation which is apt to attend the combustion of more seasoned +ligneous fragments.” + +The Judge looked admiringly at the intellectual features of the graceful +girl, and half forgot the slight annoyances of the green wood in the +musical accents of his daughter. He was smoothing her hair tenderly, +when the shadow of a tall figure, which suddenly darkened the doorway, +caused him to look up. + + + + +CHAPTER II + + +It needed but a glance at the new-comer to detect at once the form and +features of the haughty aborigine,—the untaught and untrammeled son +of the forest. Over one shoulder a blanket, negligently but gracefully +thrown, disclosed a bare and powerful breast, decorated with a quantity +of three-cent postage-stamps which he had despoiled from an Overland +Mail stage a few weeks previous. A cast-off beaver of Judge Tompkins’s, +adorned by a simple feather, covered his erect head, from beneath which +his straight locks descended. His right hand hung lightly by his side, +while his left was engaged in holding on a pair of pantaloons, which the +lawless grace and freedom of his lower limbs evidently could not brook. + +“Why,” said the Indian, in a low sweet tone,—“why does the Pale Face +still follow the track of the Red Man? Why does he pursue him, even as +O-kee chow, the wild cat, chases Ka-ka, the skunk? Why are the feet +of Sorrel-top, the white chief, among the acorns of Muck-a-Muck, the +mountain forest? Why,” he repeated, quietly but firmly abstracting a +silver spoon from the table,—“why do you seek to drive him from the +wigwams of his fathers? His brothers are already gone to the happy +hunting-grounds. Will the Pale Face seek him there?” And, averting his +face from the Judge, he hastily slipped a silver cake-basket beneath his +blanket, to conceal his emotion. + +“Muck-a-Muck has spoken,” said Genevra softly. “Let him now listen. Are +the acorns of the mountain sweeter than the esculent and nutritious bean +of the Pale Face miner? Does my brother prize the edible qualities of +the snail above that of the crisp and oleaginous bacon? Delicious are +the grasshoppers that sport on the hillside,—are they better than the +dried apples of the Pale Faces? Pleasant is the gurgle of the torrent, +Kish-Kish, but is it better than the cluck-cluck of old Bourbon from the +old stone bottle?” + +“Ugh!” said the Indian,—“ugh! good. The White Rabbit is wise. Her words +fall as the snow on Tootoonolo, and the rocky heart of Muck-a-Muck is +hidden. What says my brother the Gray Gopher of Dutch Flat?” + +“She has spoken, Muck-a-Muck,” said the Judge, gazing fondly on his +daughter. “It is well. Our treaty is concluded. No, thank you,—you need +_not_ dance the Dance of Snow-shoes, or the Moccasin Dance, the Dance +of Green Corn, or the Treaty Dance. I would be alone. A strange sadness +overpowers me.” + + +“I go,” said the Indian. “Tell your great chief in Washington, the +Sachem Andy, that the Red Man is retiring before the footsteps of the +adventurous pioneer. Inform him, if you please, that westward the star +of empire takes its way, that the chiefs of the Pi-Ute nation are for +Reconstruction to a man, and that Klamath will poll a heavy Republican +vote in the fall.” + +And folding his blanket more tightly around him, Muck-a-Muck withdrew. + + + + +CHAPTER III + + +Genevra Tompkins stood at the door of the log-cabin, looking after the +retreating Overland Mail stage which conveyed her father to Virginia +City. “He may never return again,” sighed the young girl, as she glanced +at the frightfully rolling vehicle and wildly careering horses,—“at +least, with unbroken bones. Should he meet with an accident! I mind +me now a fearful legend, familiar to my childhood. Can it be that the +drivers on this line are privately instructed to dispatch all passengers +maimed by accident, to prevent tedious litigation? No, no. But why this +weight upon my heart?” + +She seated herself at the piano and lightly passed her hand over the +keys. Then, in a clear mezzo-soprano voice, she sang the first verse of +one of the most popular Irish ballads:— + + “O _Arrah ma dheelish_, the distant _dudheen_ + Lies soft in the moonlight, _ma bouchal vourneen_: + The springing _gossoons_ on the heather are still, + And the _caubeens_ and _colleens_ are heard on the hill.” + +But as the ravishing notes of her sweet voice died upon the air, her +hands sank listlessly to her side. Music could not chase away the +mysterious shadow from her heart. Again she rose. Putting on a white +crape bonnet, and carefully drawing a pair of lemon-colored gloves over +her taper fingers, she seized her parasol and plunged into the depths of +the pine forest. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + + +Genevra had not proceeded many miles before a weariness seized upon +her fragile limbs, and she would fain seat herself upon the trunk of a +prostrate pine, which she previously dusted with her handkerchief. +The sun was just sinking below the horizon, and the scene was one of +gorgeous and sylvan beauty. “How beautiful is nature!” murmured the +innocent girl, as, reclining gracefully against the root of the tree, +she gathered up her skirts and tied a handkerchief around her throat. +But a low growl interrupted her meditation. Starting to her feet, her +eyes met a sight which froze her blood with terror. + +The only outlet to the forest was the narrow path, barely wide enough +for a single person, hemmed in by trees and rocks, which she had just +traversed. Down this path, in Indian file, came a monstrous grizzly, +closely followed by a California lion, a wild cat, and a buffalo, the +rear being brought up by a wild Spanish bull. The mouths of the three +first animals were distended with frightful significance, the horns of +the last were lowered as ominously. As Genevra was preparing to faint, +she heard a low voice behind her. + +“Eternally dog-gone my skin ef this ain’t the puttiest chance yet!” At +the same moment, a long, shining barrel dropped lightly from behind her, +and rested over her shoulder. + +Genevra shuddered. + +“Dern ye—don’t move!” + +Genevra became motionless. + +The crack of a rifle rang through the woods. Three frightful yells were +heard, and two sullen roars. Five animals bounded into the air and five +lifeless bodies lay upon the plain. The well-aimed bullet had done its +work. Entering the open throat of the grizzly it had traversed his body +only to enter the throat of the California lion, and in like manner the +catamount, until it passed through into the respective foreheads of +the bull and the buffalo, and finally fell flattened from the rocky +hillside. + +Genevra turned quickly. “My preserver!” she shrieked, and fell into the +arms of Natty Bumpo, the celebrated Pike Ranger of Donner Lake. + + + + +CHAPTER V + + +The moon rose cheerfully above Donner Lake. On its placid bosom a +dug-out canoe glided rapidly, containing Natty Bumpo and Genevra +Tompkins. + +Both were silent. The same thought possessed each, and perhaps there was +sweet companionship even in the unbroken quiet. Genevra bit the handle +of her parasol, and blushed. Natty Bumpo took a fresh chew of tobacco. +At length Genevra said, as if in half-spoken reverie:— + +“The soft shining of the moon and the peaceful ripple of the waves seem +to say to us various things of an instructive and moral tendency.” + +“You may bet yer pile on that, miss,” said her companion gravely. “It’s +all the preachin’ and psalm-singin’ I’ve heern since I was a boy.” + “Noble being!” said Miss Tompkins to herself, glancing at the stately +Pike as he bent over his paddle to conceal his emotion. “Reared in this +wild seclusion, yet he has become penetrated with visible consciousness +of a Great First Cause.” Then, collecting herself, she said aloud: +“Methinks ’t were pleasant to glide ever thus down the stream of life, +hand in hand with the one being whom the soul claims as its affinity. +But what am I saying?”—and the delicate-minded girl hid her face in her +hands. + +A long silence ensued, which was at length broken by her companion. + +“Ef you mean you’re on the marry,” he said thoughtfully, “I ain’t in no +wise partikler.” + +“My husband!” faltered the blushing girl; and she fell into his arms. + + +In ten minutes more the loving couple had landed at Judge Tompkins’s. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + + +A year has passed away. Natty Bumpo was returning from Gold Hill, where +he had been to purchase provisions. On his way to Donner Lake, rumors of +an Indian uprising met his ears. “Dern their pesky skins, ef they dare +to touch my Jenny,” he muttered between his clenched teeth. + +It was dark when he reached the borders of the lake. Around a glittering +fire he dimly discerned dusky figures dancing. They were in war paint. +Conspicuous among them was the renowned Muck-a-Muck. But why did the +fingers of Natty Bumpo tighten convulsively around his rifle? + +The chief held in his hand long tufts of raven hair. The heart of the +pioneer sickened as he recognized the clustering curls of Genevra. In +a moment his rifle was at his shoulder, and with a sharp “ping” + Muck-a-Muck leaped into the air a corpse. To knock out the brains of +the remaining savages, tear the tresses from the stiffening hand of +Muck-a-Muck, and dash rapidly forward to the cottage of Judge Tompkins, +was the work of a moment. + +He burst open the door. Why did he stand transfixed with open mouth +and distended eyeballs? Was the sight too horrible to be borne? On the +contrary, before him, in her peerless beauty, stood Genevra Tompkins, +leaning on her father’s arm. + +“Ye’r not scalped, then!” gasped her lover. + +“No. I have no hesitation in saying that I am not; but why this +abruptness?” responded Genevra. + +Bumpo could not speak, but frantically produced the silken tresses. +Genevra turned her face aside. + +“Why, that’s her waterfall!” said the Judge. + +Bumpo sank fainting to the floor. + +The famous Pike chieftain never recovered from the deceit, and refused +to marry Genevra, who died, twenty years afterwards, of a broken heart. +Judge Tompkins lost his fortune in Wild Cat. The stage passes twice +a week the deserted cottage at Donner Lake. Thus was the death of +Muck-a-Muck avenged. + + + + +SELINA SEDILIA + +BY MISS M. E. B-DD-N AND MRS. H-N-Y W-D. + + +CHAPTER I + +The sun was setting over Sloperton Grange, and reddened the window of +the lonely chamber in the western tower, supposed to be haunted by Sir +Edward Sedilia, the founder of the Grange. In the dreamy distance arose +the gilded mausoleum of Lady Felicia Sedilia, who haunted that portion +of Sedilia Manor known as “Stiff-uns Acre.” A little to the left of the +Grange might have been seen a mouldering ruin, known as “Guy’s Keep,” + haunted by the spirit of Sir Guy Sedilia, who was found, one morning, +crushed by one of the fallen battlements. Yet, as the setting sun gilded +these objects, a beautiful and almost holy calm seemed diffused about +the Grange. + +The Lady Selina sat by an oriel window overlooking the park. The sun +sank gently in the bosom of the German Ocean, and yet the lady did not +lift her beautiful head from the finely curved arm and diminutive hand +which supported it. When darkness finally shrouded the landscape she +started, for the sound of horse-hoofs clattered over the stones of the +avenue. She had scarcely risen, before an aristocratic young man fell on +his knees before her. + +“My Selina!” + +“Edgardo! You here?” + +“Yes, dearest.” + +“And—you—you—have—seen nothing?” said the lady in an agitated voice +and nervous manner, turning her face aside to conceal her emotion. + +“Nothing—that is, nothing of any account,” said Edgardo. “I passed the +ghost of your aunt in the park, noticed the spectre of your uncle in the +ruined keep, and observed the familiar features of the spirit of your +great-grandfather at his usual post. But nothing beyond these trifles, +my Selina. Nothing more, love, absolutely nothing.” + +The young man turned his dark, liquid orbs fondly upon the ingenuous +face of his betrothed. + +“My own Edgardo!—and you still love me? You still would marry me in +spite of this dark mystery which surrounds me? In spite of the fatal +history of my race? In spite of the ominous predictions of my aged +nurse?” + +“I would, Selina;” and the young man passed his arm around her yielding +waist. The two lovers gazed at each other’s faces in unspeakable bliss. +Suddenly Selina started. + +“Leave me, Edgardo! leave me! A mysterious something—a fatal +misgiving—a dark ambiguity—an equivocal mistrust oppresses me. I would +be alone!” + +The young man arose, and cast a loving glance on the lady. “Then we will +be married on the seventeenth.” + +“The seventeenth,” repeated Selina, with a mysterious shudder. + +They embraced and parted. As the clatter of hoofs in the courtyard died +away, the Lady Selina sank into the chair she had just quitted. + +“The seventeenth,” she repeated slowly, with the same fateful shudder. +“Ah!—what if he should know that I have another husband living? Dare +I reveal to him that I have two legitimate and three natural children? +Dare I repeat to him the history of my youth? Dare I confess that at +the age of seven I poisoned my sister, by putting verdigris in her +cream-tarts,—that I threw my cousin from a swing at the age of twelve? +That the lady’s maid who incurred the displeasure of my girlhood now +lies at the bottom of the horse-pond? No! no! he is too pure,—too +good,—too innocent,—to hear such improper conversation!” and her whole +body writhed as she rocked to and fro in a paroxysm of grief. + +But she was soon calm. Rising to her feet, she opened a secret panel in +the wall, and revealed a slow-match ready for lighting. + +“This match,” said the Lady Selina, “is connected with a mine beneath +the western tower, where my three children are confined; another +branch of it lies under the parish church, where the record of my first +marriage is kept. I have only to light this match and the whole of +my past life is swept away!” She approached the match with a lighted +candle. + +But a hand was laid upon her arm, and with a shriek the Lady Selina fell +on her knees before the spectre of Sir Guy. + + + + +CHAPTER II + + +“Forbear, Selina,” said the phantom in a hollow voice. + +“Why should I forbear?” responded Selina haughtily, as she recovered her +courage. “You know the secret of our race?” + +“I do. Understand me,—I do not object to the eccentricities of your +youth. I know the fearful destiny which, pursuing you, led you to poison +your sister and drown your lady’s maid. I know the awful doom which +I have brought upon this house. But if you make away with these +children”— + +“Well,” said the Lady Selina hastily. + +“They will haunt you!” + +“Well, I fear them not,” said Selina, drawing her superb figure to its +full height. + +“Yes, but, my dear child, what place are they to haunt? The ruin is +sacred to your uncle’s spirit. Your aunt monopolizes the park, and, I +must be allowed to state, not unfrequently trespasses upon the grounds +of others. The horse-pond is frequented by the spirit of your maid, and +your murdered sister walks these corridors. To be plain, there is no +room at Sloperton Grange for another ghost. I cannot have them in my +room,—for you know I don’t like children. Think of this, rash girl, and +forbear! Would you, Selina,” said the phantom mournfully,—“would you +force your great-grandfather’s spirit to take lodgings elsewhere?” + +Lady Selina’s hand trembled; the lighted candle fell from her nerveless +fingers. + +“No,” she cried passionately; “never!” and fell fainting to the floor. + + + + +CHAPTER III + + +Edgardo galloped rapidly towards Sloperton. When the outline of the +Grange had faded away in the darkness, he reined his magnificent steed +beside the ruins of Guy’s Keep. + +“It wants but a few minutes of the hour,” he said, consulting his watch +by the light of the moon. “He dare not break his word. He will come.” He +paused, and peered anxiously into the darkness. “But come what may, she +is mine,” he continued, as his thoughts reverted fondly to the fair lady +he had quitted. “Yet if she knew all. If she knew that I am a disgraced +and ruined man,—a felon and an outcast. If she knew that at the age of +fourteen I murdered my Latin tutor and forged my uncle’s will. If she +knew that I had three wives already, and that the fourth victim of +misplaced confidence and my unfortunate peculiarity is expected to be at +Sloperton by to-night’s train with her baby. But no; she must not know +it. Constance must not arrive; Burke the Slogger must attend to that. + +“Ha! here he is! Well?” + +These words were addressed to a ruffian in a slouched hat, who suddenly +appeared from Guy’s Keep. + +“I he’s here, measter,” said the villain, with a disgracefully low +accent and complete disregard of grammatical rules. + +“It is well. Listen: I’m in possession of facts that will send you to +the gallows. I know of the murder of Bill Smithers, the robbery of the +tollgate-keeper, and the making away of the youngest daughter of Sir +Reginald de Walton. A word from me, and the officers of justice are on +your track.” + +Burke the Slogger trembled. + +“Hark ye! serve my purpose, and I may yet save you. The 5.30 train from +Clapham will be due at Sloperton at 9.25. _It must not arrive!_” + +The villain’s eyes sparkled as he nodded at Edgardo. + +“Enough,—you understand; leave me!” + + + + +CHAPTER IV + + +About half a mile from Sloperton Station the South Clapham and Medway +line crossed a bridge over Sloperton-on-Trent. As the shades of evening +were closing, a man in a slouched hat might have been seen, carrying a +saw and axe under his arm, hanging about the bridge. From time to time +he disappeared in the shadow of its abutments, but the sound of a +saw and axe still betrayed his vicinity. At exactly nine o’clock he +reappeared, and crossing to the Sloperton side, rested his shoulder +against the abutment and gave a shove. The bridge swayed a moment, and +then fell with a splash into the water, leaving a space of one hundred +feet between the two banks. This done, Burke the Slogger,—for it was +he,—with a fiendish chuckle seated himself on the divided railway track +and awaited the coming of the train. + +A shriek from the woods announced its approach. For an instant Burke the +Slogger saw the glaring of a red lamp. The ground trembled. The train +was going with fearful rapidity. Another second and it had reached the +bank. Burke the Slogger uttered a fiendish laugh. But the next moment +the train leaped across the chasm, striking the rails exactly even, and +dashing out the life of Burke the Slogger, sped away to Sloperton. + +The first object that greeted Edgardo, as he rode up to the station on +the arrival of the train, was the body of Burke the Slogger hanging on +the cowcatcher; the second was the face of his deserted wife looking +from the window of a second-class carriage. + + + + +CHAPTER V + + +A nameless terror seemed to have taken possession of Clarissa, Lady +Selina’s maid, as she rushed into the presence of her mistress. + +“Oh, my lady, such news!” + +“Explain yourself,” said her mistress, rising. + +“An accident has happened on the railway, and a man has been killed.” + +“What—not Edgardo!” almost screamed Selina. + +“No, Burke the Slogger, your ladyship!” + +“My first husband!” said Lady Selina, sinking on her knees. “Just +Heaven, I thank thee!” + + + + +CHAPTER VI + + +The morning of the seventeenth dawned brightly over Sloperton. “A fine +day for the wedding,” said the sexton to Swipes, the butler of Sloperton +Grange. The aged retainer shook his head sadly. “Alas! there’s no +trusting in signs!” he continued. “Seventy-five years ago, on a day like +this, my young mistress”—but he was cut short by the appearance of a +stranger. + +“I would see Sir Edgardo,” said the new-comer impatiently. + +The bridegroom, who, with the rest of the wedding-train, was about +stepping into the carriage to proceed to the parish church, drew the +stranger aside. + +“I’s done!” said the stranger, in a hoarse whisper. + +“Ah! and you buried her?” + +“With the others!” + +“Enough. No more at present. Meet me after the ceremony, and you shall +have your reward.” + +The stranger shuffled away, and Edgardo returned to his bride. “A +trifling matter of business I had forgotten, my dear Selina; let us +proceed.” And the young man pressed the timid hand of his blushing +bride as he handed her into the carriage. The cavalcade rode out of +the courtyard. At the same moment, the deep bell on Guy’s Keep tolled +ominously. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + + +Scarcely had the wedding-train left the Grange, than Alice Sedilia, +youngest daughter of Lady Selina, made her escape from the western +tower, owing to a lack of watchfulness on the part of Clarissa. The +innocent child, freed from restraint, rambled through the lonely +corridors, and finally, opening a door, found herself in her mother’s +boudoir. For some time she amused herself by examining the various +ornaments and elegant trifles with which it was filled. Then, in +pursuance of a childish freak, she dressed herself in her mother’s laces +and ribbons. In this occupation she chanced to touch a peg which proved +to be a spring that opened a secret panel in the wall. Alice uttered a +cry of delight as she noticed what, to her childish fancy, appeared to +be the slow-match of a firework. Taking a lucifer match in her hand she +approached the fuse. She hesitated a moment. What would her mother and +her nurse say? + +Suddenly the ringing of the chimes of Sloperton parish church met her +ear. Alice knew that the sound signified that the marriage-party had +entered the church, and that she was secure from interruption. With a +childish smile upon her lips, Alice Sedilia touched off the slow-match. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + + +At exactly two o’clock on the seventeenth, Rupert Sedilia, who had +just returned from India, was thoughtfully descending the hill toward +Sloperton manor. “If I can prove that my aunt, Lady Selina, was married +before my father died, I can establish my claim to Sloperton Grange,” + he uttered, half aloud. He paused, for a sudden trembling of the earth +beneath his feet, and a terrific explosion, as of a park of artillery, +arrested his progress. At the same moment he beheld a dense cloud of +smoke envelop the churchyard of Sloperton, and the western tower of the +Grange seemed to be lifted bodily from its foundation. The air seemed +filled with falling fragments, and two dark objects struck the earth +close at his feet. Rupert picked them up. One seemed to be a heavy +volume bound in brass. A cry burst from, his lips. + +“The Parish Records.” He opened the volume hastily. It contained the +marriage of Lady Selina to “Burke the Slogger.” + +The second object proved to be a piece of parchment. He tore it open +with trembling fingers. It was the missing will of Sir James Sedilia! + + + + +CHAPTER IX + + +When the bells again rang on the new parish church of Sloperton it +was for the marriage of Sir Rupert Sedilia and his cousin, the only +remaining members of the family. + +Five more ghosts were added to the supernatural population of Sloperton +Grange. Perhaps this was the reason why Sir Rupert sold the property +shortly afterward, and that for many years a dark shadow seemed to hang +over the ruins of Sloperton Grange. + + + + +THE NINETY-NINE GUARDSMEN + +BY AL-X-D-R D-M-S + + +CHAPTER I + +SHOWING THE QUALITY OF THE CUSTOMERS OF THE INNKEEPER OF PROVINS + + +Twenty years after, the gigantic innkeeper of Provins stood looking at a +cloud of dust on the highway. + +This cloud of dust betokened the approach of a traveler. Travelers had +been rare that season on the highway between Paris and Provins. + +The heart of the innkeeper rejoiced. Turning to Dame Perigord, his wife, +he said, stroking his white apron,— + +“St. Denis! make haste and spread the cloth. Add a bottle of Charlevoix +to the table. This traveler, who rides so fast, by his pace must be a +monseigneur.” + +Truly the traveler, clad in the uniform of a musketeer, as he drew up +to the door of the hostelry, did not seem to have spared his horse. +Throwing his reins to the landlord, he leaped lightly to the ground. +He was a young man of four and twenty, and spoke with a slight Gascon +accent. + +“I am hungry, morbleu! I wish to dine!” + +The gigantic innkeeper bowed and led the way to a neat apartment, where +a table stood covered with tempting viands. The musketeer at once set to +work. Fowls, fish, and pates disappeared before him. Perigord sighed as +he witnessed the devastations. Only once the stranger paused. + +“Wine!” Perigord brought wine. The stranger drank a dozen bottles. +Finally he rose to depart. Turning to the expectant landlord, he said,— + +“Charge it.” + +“To whom, your highness?” said Perigord anxiously. + +“To his Eminence!” + +“Mazarin?” ejaculated the innkeeper. + +“The same. Bring me my horse,” and the musketeer, remounting his +favorite animal, rode away. + +The innkeeper slowly turned back into the inn. Scarcely had he reached +the courtyard before the clatter of hoofs again called him to the +doorway. A young musketeer of a light and graceful figure rode up. + +“Parbleu, my dear Perigord, I am famishing. What have you got for +dinner?” + +“Venison, capons, larks, and pigeons, your excellency,” replied the +obsequious landlord, bowing to the ground. + +“Enough!” The young musketeer dismounted, and entered the inn. Seating +himself at the table replenished by the careful Perigord, he speedily +swept it as clean as the first comer. + +“Some wine, my brave Perigord,” said the graceful young musketeer, as +soon as he could find utterance. + +Perigord brought three dozen of Charlevoix. The young man emptied them +almost at a draught. + +“By-by, Perigord,” he said lightly, waving his hand, as, preceding the +astonished landlord, he slowly withdrew. + +“But, your highness,—the bill,” said the astounded Perigord. + +“Ah, the bill. Charge it!” + +“To whom?” + +“The Queen!” + +“What, Madame?” + +“The same. Adieu, my good Perigord.” And the graceful stranger rode +away. An interval of quiet succeeded, in which the innkeeper gazed +woefully at his wife. Suddenly he was startled by a clatter of hoofs, +and an aristocratic figure stood in the doorway. + +“Ah,” said the courtier good-naturedly. “What, do my eyes deceive +me? No, it is the festive and luxurious Perigord. Perigord, listen. I +famish. I languish. I would dine.” + +The innkeeper again covered the table with viands. Again it was swept +clean as the fields of Egypt before the miraculous swarm of locusts. The +stranger looked up. + +“Bring me another fowl, my Perigord.” + +“Impossible, your excellency; the larder is stripped clean.” + +“Another flitch of bacon, then.” + +“Impossible, your highness; there is no more.” + +“Well, then, wine!” + +The landlord brought one hundred and forty-four bottles. The courtier +drank them all. + +“One may drink if one cannot eat,” said the aristocratic stranger +good-humoredly. + +The innkeeper shuddered. + +The guest rose to depart. The innkeeper came slowly forward with his +bill, to which he had covertly added the losses which he had suffered +from the previous strangers. + +“Ah, the bill. Charge it.” + +“Charge it! to whom?” + +“To the King,” said the guest. + +“What! his Majesty?” + +“Certainly. Farewell, Perigord.” + +The innkeeper groaned. Then he went out and took down his sign. Then +remarked to his wife,— + +“I am a plain man, and don’t understand politics. It seems, however, +that the country is in a troubled state. Between his Eminence the +Cardinal, his Majesty the King, and her Majesty the Queen, I am a ruined +man.” + +“Stay,” said Dame Perigord, “I have an idea.” + +“And that is”— + +“Become yourself a musketeer.” + + + + +CHAPTER II + +THE COMBAT + + +On leaving Provins the first musketeer proceeded to Nangis, where he was +reinforced by thirty-three followers. The second musketeer, arriving at +Nangis at the same moment, placed himself at the head of thirty-three +more. The third guest of the landlord of Provins arrived at Nangis in +time to assemble together thirty-three other musketeers. + +The first stranger led the troops of his Eminence. + +The second led the troops of the Queen. + +The third led the troops of the King. + +The fight commenced. It raged terribly for seven hours. The first +musketeer killed thirty of the Queen’s troops. The second musketeer +killed thirty of the King’s troops. The third musketeer killed thirty of +his Eminence’s troops. + +By this time it will be perceived the number of musketeers had been +narrowed down to four on each side. + +Naturally the three principal warriors approached each other. + +They simultaneously uttered a cry. + +“Aramis!” + +“Athos!” + +“D’Artagnan!” + +They fell into each other’s arms. + +“And it seems that we are fighting against each other, my children,” + said the Count de la Fere mournfully. + +“How singular!” exclaimed Aramis and D’Artagnan. + +“Let us stop this fratricidal warfare,” said Athos. + +“We will!” they exclaimed together. + +“But how to disband our followers?” queried D’Artagnan. + +Aramis winked. They understood each other. “Let us cut ’em down!” + +They cut ’em down. Aramis killed three. D’Artagnan three. Athos three. + +The friends again embraced. “How like old times!” said Aramis. “How +touching!” exclaimed the serious and philosophic Count de la Fere. + +The galloping of hoofs caused them to withdraw from each other’s +embraces. A gigantic figure rapidly approached. + +“The innkeeper of Provins!” they cried, drawing their swords. + +“Perigord! down with him!” shouted D’Artagnan. + +“Stay,” said Athos. + +The gigantic figure was beside them. He uttered a cry. + +“Athos, Aramis, D’Artagnan!” + +“Porthos!” exclaimed the astonished trio. + +“The same.” They all fell in each other’s arms. + +The Count de la Fere slowly raised his hands to heaven. “Bless you! +Bless us, my children! However different our opinion may be in regard to +politics, we have but one opinion in regard to our own merits. Where can +you find a better man than Aramis?” + +“Than Porthos?” said Aramis. + +“Than D’Artagnan?” said Porthos. + +“Than Athos?” said D’Artagnan. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +SHOWING HOW THE KING OF FRANCE WENT UP A LADDER + + +The King descended into the garden. Proceeding cautiously along the +terraced walk, he came to the wall immediately below the windows of +Madame. To the left were two windows, concealed by vines. They opened +into the apartments of La Valliere. + +The King sighed. + +“It is about nineteen feet to that window,” said the King. “If I had a +ladder about nineteen feet long, it would reach to that window. This is +logic.” + +Suddenly the King stumbled over something. “St. Denis!” he exclaimed, +looking down. It was a ladder, just nineteen feet long. + +The King placed it against the wall. In so doing, he fixed the lower end +upon the abdomen of a man who lay concealed by the wall. The man did +not utter a cry or wince. The King suspected nothing. He ascended the +ladder. + +The ladder was too short. Louis the Grand was not a tall man. He was +still two feet below the window. + +“Dear me!” said the King. + +Suddenly the ladder was lifted two feet from below. This enabled the +King to leap in the window. At the farther end of the apartment stood +a young girl, with red hair and a lame leg. She was trembling with +emotion. + +“Louise!” + +“The King!” + +“Ah, my God, mademoiselle.” + +“Ah, my God, sire.” + +But a low knock at the door interrupted the lovers. The King uttered +a cry of rage; Louise one of despair. The door opened and D’Artagnan +entered. + +“Good-evening, sire,” said the musketeer. + +The King touched a bell. Porthos appeared in the doorway. + +“Good-evening, sire.” + +“Arrest M. D’Artagnan.” + +Porthos looked at D’Artagnan, and did not move. + +The King almost turned purple with rage. He again touched the bell. +Athos entered. “Count, arrest Porthos and D’Artagnan.” + +The Count de la Fere glanced at Porthos and D’Artagnan, and smiled +sweetly. + +“Sacre! Where is Aramis?” said the King violently. + +“Here, sire,” and Aramis entered. + +“Arrest Athos, Porthos, and D’Artagnan.” + +Aramis bowed and folded his arms. + +“Arrest yourself!” + +Aramis did not move. + +The King shuddered and turned pale. “Am I not King of France?” + +“Assuredly, sire, but we are also, severally, Porthos, Aramis, +D’Artagnan, and Athos.” + +“Ah!” said the King. + +“Yes, sire.” + +“What does this mean?” + +“It means, your Majesty,” said Aramis, stepping forward, “that your +conduct as a married man is highly improper. I am an abbe, and I object +to these improprieties. My friends here, D’Artagnan, Athos, and Porthos, +pure-minded young men, are also terribly shocked. Observe, sire, how +they blush!” + +Athos, Porthos, and D’Artagnan blushed. + +“Ah,” said the King thoughtfully. “You teach me a lesson. You are +devoted and noble young gentlemen, but your only weakness is your +excessive modesty. From this moment I make you all marshals and dukes, +with the exception of Aramis.” + +“And me, sire?” said Aramis. + +“You shall be an archbishop!” + +The four friends looked up and then rushed into each other’s arms. The +King embraced Louise de la Valliere, by way of keeping them company. A +pause ensued. At last Athos spoke,— + +“Swear, my children, that, next to yourselves, you will respect—the +King of France; and remember that ‘Forty years after’ we will meet +again.” + + + + +MISS MIX + +BY CH-L-TTE BR-NTE + + +CHAPTER I + +My earliest impressions are of a huge, misshapen rock, against which the +hoarse waves beat unceasingly. On this rock three pelicans are standing +in a defiant attitude. A dark sky lowers in the background, while +two sea-gulls and a gigantic cormorant eye with extreme disfavor the +floating corpse of a drowned woman in the foreground. A few bracelets, +coral necklaces, and other articles of jewelry, scattered around +loosely, complete this remarkable picture. + +It is one which, in some vague, unconscious way, symbolizes, to my +fancy, the character of a man. I have never been able to explain exactly +why. I think I must have seen the picture in some illustrated volume +when a baby, or my mother may have dreamed it before I was born. + +As a child I was not handsome. When I consulted the triangular bit of +looking-glass which I always carried with me, it showed a pale, sandy, +and freckled face, shaded by locks like the color of seaweed when the +sun strikes it in deep water. My eyes were said to be indistinctive; +they were a faint, ashen gray; but above them rose—my only beauty—a +high, massive, domelike forehead, with polished temples, like door-knobs +of the purest porcelain. + +Our family was a family of governesses. My mother had been one, and +my sisters had the same occupation. Consequently, when, at the age of +thirteen, my eldest sister handed me the advertisement of Mr. +Rawjester, clipped from that day’s “Times,” I accepted it as my destiny. +Nevertheless, a mysterious presentiment of an indefinite future haunted +me in my dreams that night, as I lay upon my little snow-white bed. The +next morning, with two band-boxes tied up in silk handkerchiefs, and a +hair trunk, I turned my back upon Minerva Cottage forever. + + + + +CHAPTER II + + +Blunderbore Hall, the seat of James Rawjester, Esq., was encompassed by +dark pines and funereal hemlocks on all sides. The wind sang weirdly in +the turrets and moaned through the long-drawn avenues of the park. As +I approached the house I saw several mysterious figures flit before +the windows, and a yell of demoniac laughter answered my summons at the +bell. While I strove to repress my gloomy forebodings, the housekeeper, +a timid, scared-looking old woman, showed me into the library. + +I entered, overcome with conflicting emotions. I was dressed in a narrow +gown of dark serge, trimmed with black bugles. A thick green shawl was +pinned across my breast. My hands were encased with black half-mittens +worked with steel beads; on my feet were large pattens, originally the +property of my deceased grandmother. I carried a blue cotton umbrella. +As I passed before a mirror I could not help glancing at it, nor could I +disguise from myself the fact that I was not handsome. + +Drawing a chair into a recess, I sat down with folded hands, calmly +awaiting the arrival of my master. Once or twice a fearful yell rang +through the house, or the rattling of chains, and curses uttered in a +deep, manly voice, broke upon the oppressive stillness. I began to feel +my soul rising with the emergency of the moment. “You look alarmed, +miss. You don’t hear anything, my dear, do you?” asked the housekeeper +nervously. + +“Nothing whatever,” I remarked calmly, as a terrific scream, followed +by the dragging of chairs and tables in the room above, drowned for a +moment my reply. “It is the silence, on the contrary, which has made me +foolishly nervous.” + +The housekeeper looked at me approvingly, and instantly made some tea +for me. + +I drank seven cups; as I was beginning the eighth, I heard a crash, and +the next moment a man leaped into the room through the broken window. + + + + +CHAPTER III + + +The crash startled me from my self-control. The housekeeper bent toward +me and whispered,— + +“Don’t be excited. It’s Mr. Rawjester,—he prefers to come in sometimes +in this way. It’s his playfulness, ha! ha! ha!” + +“I perceive,” I said calmly. “It’s the unfettered impulse of a lofty +soul breaking the tyrannizing bonds of custom.” And I turned toward him. + +He had never once looked at me. He stood with his back to the fire, +which set off the herculean breadth of his shoulders. His face was dark +and expressive; his under jaw squarely formed, and remarkably heavy. I +was struck with his remarkable likeness to a gorilla. + +As he absently tied the poker into hard knots with his nervous fingers, +I watched him with some interest. Suddenly he turned toward me:— + +“Do you think I’m handsome, young woman?” + +“Not classically beautiful,” I returned calmly; “but you have, if I +may so express myself, an abstract manliness,—a sincere and wholesome +barbarity which, involving as it does the naturalness”—But I stopped, +for he yawned at that moment,—an action which singularly developed +the immense breadth of his lower jaw,—and I saw he had forgotten me. +Presently he turned to the housekeeper,— + +“Leave us.” + +The old woman withdrew with a curtsey. + +Mr. Rawjester deliberately turned his back upon me and remained silent +for twenty minutes. I drew my shawl the more closely around my shoulders +and closed my eyes. + +“You are the governess?” at length he said. + +“I am, sir.” + +“A creature who teaches geography, arithmetic, and the use of the +globes—ha!—a wretched remnant of femininity,—a skimp pattern of +girlhood with a premature flavor of tea-leaves and morality. Ugh!” + +I bowed my head silently. + +“Listen to me, girl!” he said sternly; “this child you have come +to teach—my ward—is not legitimate. She is the offspring of my +mistress,—a common harlot. Ah! Miss Mix, what do you think of me now?” + +“I admire,” I replied calmly, “your sincerity. A mawkish regard for +delicacy might have kept this disclosure to yourself. I only recognize +in your frankness that perfect community of thought and sentiment which +should exist between original natures.” I looked up; he had already +forgotten my presence, and was engaged in pulling off his boots and +coat. This done, he sank down in an armchair before the fire, and ran +the poker wearily through his hair. I could not help pitying him. + +The wind howled dismally without, and the rain beat furiously against +the windows. I crept toward him and seated myself on a low stool beside +his chair. + +Presently he turned, without seeing me, and placed his foot absently in +my lap. I affected not to notice it. But he started and looked down. + +“You here yet—Carrothead? Ah, I forgot. Do you speak French?” + +“Oui, Monsieur.” + +“Taisez-vous!” he said sharply, with singular purity of accent. I +complied. The wind moaned fearfully in the chimney, and the light burned +dimly. I shuddered in spite of myself. “Ah, you tremble, girl!” + +“It is a fearful night.” + +“Fearful! Call you this fearful? Ha! ha! ha! Look! you wretched little +atom, look!” and he dashed forward, and, leaping out of the window, +stood like a statue in the pelting storm, with folded arms. He did not +stay long, but in a few minutes returned by way of the hall chimney. I +saw from the way that he wiped his feet on my dress that he had again +forgotten my presence. + +“You are a governess. What can you teach?” he asked, suddenly and +fiercely thrusting his face in mine. + +“Manners!” I replied calmly. + +“Ha! teach _me!_” + +“You mistake yourself,” I said, adjusting my mittens. “Your manners +require not the artificial restraint of society. You are radically +polite; this impetuosity and ferociousness is simply the sincerity which +is the basis of a proper deportment. Your instincts are moral; your +better nature, I see, is religious. As St. Paul justly remarks—see +chap. 6, 8, 9, and 10”— + +He seized a heavy candlestick, and threw it at me. I dodged it +submissively but firmly. + +“Excuse me,” he remarked, as his under jaw slowly relaxed. “Excuse me, +Miss Mix—but I can’t stand St. Paul! Enough—you are engaged.” + + + + +CHAPTER IV + + +I followed the housekeeper as she led the way timidly to my room. As we +passed into a dark hall in the wing, I noticed that it was closed by +an iron gate with a grating. Three of the doors on the corridor were +likewise grated. A strange noise, as of shuffling feet and the howling +of infuriated animals, rang through the hall. Bidding the housekeeper +good-night, and taking the candle, I entered my bedchamber. + +I took off my dress, and putting on a yellow flannel nightgown, which +I could not help feeling did not agree with my complexion, I composed +myself to rest by reading Blair’s “Rhetoric” and Paley’s “Moral +Philosophy.” I had just put out the light, when I heard voices in the +corridor. I listened attentively. I recognized Mr. Rawjester’s stern +tones. + +“Have you fed No. One?” he asked. + +“Yes, sir,” said a gruff voice, apparently belonging to a domestic. + +“How’s No. Two?” + +“She’s a little off her feed, just now, but will pick up in a day or +two.” + +“And No. Three?” + +“Perfectly furious, sir. Her tantrums are ungovernable.” + +“Hush!” + +The voices died away, and I sank into a fitful slumber. + +I dreamed that I was wandering through a tropical forest. Suddenly I saw +the figure of a gorilla approaching me. As it neared me, I recognized +the features of Mr. Rawjester. He held his hand to his side as if in +pain. I saw that he had been wounded. He recognized me and called me by +name, but at the same moment the vision changed to an Ashantee +village, where, around the fire, a group of negroes were dancing and +participating in some wild Obi festival. I awoke with the strain still +ringing in my ears. + +“Hokee-pokee wokee fum!” + +Good Heavens! could I be dreaming? I heard the voice distinctly on the +floor below, and smelt something burning. I arose, with an indistinct +presentiment of evil, and hastily putting some cotton in my ears and +tying a towel about my head, I wrapped myself in a shawl and rushed +downstairs. The door of Mr. Rawjester’s room was open. I entered. + +Mr. Rawjester lay apparently in a deep slumber, from which even the +clouds of smoke that came from the burning curtains of his bed could +not rouse him. Around the room a large and powerful negress, scantily +attired, with her head adorned with feathers, was dancing wildly, +accompanying herself with bone castanets. It looked like some terrible +fetich. + +I did not lose my calmness. After firmly emptying the pitcher, basin, +and slop-jar on the burning bed, I proceeded cautiously to the garden, +and returning with the garden engine, I directed a small stream at Mr. +Rawjester. + +At my entrance the gigantic negress fled. Mr. Rawjester yawned and woke. +I explained to him, as he rose dripping from the bed, the reason of my +presence. He did not seem to be excited, alarmed, or discomposed. He +gazed at me curiously. + +“So you risked your life to save mine, eh? you canary-colored teacher of +infants.” + +I blushed modestly, and drew my shawl tightly over my yellow flannel +nightgown. + +“You love me, Mary Jane,—don’t deny it! This trembling shows it!” + He drew me closely toward him, and said, with his deep voice tenderly +modulated,—“How’s her pooty tootens,—did she get her ’ittle tootens +wet,—b’ess her?” + +I understood his allusion to my feet. I glanced down and saw that in +my hurry I had put on a pair of his old india-rubbers. My feet were not +small or pretty, and the addition did not add to their beauty. + +“Let me go, sir,” I remarked quietly. “This is entirely improper; it +sets a bad example for your child.” And I firmly but gently extricated +myself from his grasp. I approached the door. He seemed for a moment +buried in deep thought. + +“You say this was a negress?” + +“Yes, sir.” + +“Humph, Number One, I suppose.” + +“Who is Number One, sir?” + +“My _first_,” he remarked, with a significant and sarcastic smile. Then, +relapsing into his old manner, he threw his boots at my head, and bade +me begone. I withdrew calmly. + + + + +CHAPTER V + + +My pupil was a bright little girl, who spoke French with a perfect +accent. Her mother had been a “French ballet-dancer, which probably +accounted for it. Although she was only six years old, it was easy to +perceive that she had been several times in love. She once said to me,— + +“Miss Mix, did you ever have the grande passion? Did you ever feel a +fluttering here?” and she placed her hand upon her small chest, and +sighed quaintly; “a kind of distaste for bonbons and caramels, when the +world seemed as tasteless and hollow as a broken cordial drop?” + +“Then you have felt it, Nina?” I said quietly. + +“Oh, dear, yes. There was Buttons,—that was our page, you know,—I +loved him dearly, but papa sent him away. Then there was Dick, the +groom; but he laughed at me, and I suffered misery!” and she struck a +tragic French attitude. “There is to be company here to-morrow,” + she added, rattling on with childish naivete, “and papa’s +sweetheart—Blanche Marabout—is to be here. You know they say she is to +be my mamma.” + +What thrill was this shot through me? But I rose calmly, and +administering a slight correction to the child, left the apartment. + +Blunderbore House, for the next week, was the scene of gayety and +merriment. That portion of the mansion closed with a grating was walled +up, and the midnight shrieks no longer troubled me. + +But I felt more keenly the degradation of my situation. I was obliged +to help Lady Blanche at her toilet and help her to look beautiful. For +what? To captivate him? Oh—no, no,—but why this sudden thrill and +faintness? Did he really love her? I had seen him pinch and swear at +her. But I reflected that he had thrown a candlestick at my head, and my +foolish heart was reassured. + +It was a night of festivity, when a sudden message obliged Mr. Rawjester +to leave his guests for a few hours. “Make yourselves merry, idiots,” + he added, under his breath, as he passed me. The door closed and he was +gone. + +A half-hour passed. In the midst of the dancing a shriek was heard, and +out of the swaying crowd of fainting women and excited men a wild figure +strode into the room. One glance showed it to be a highwayman, heavily +armed, holding a pistol in each hand. + +“Let no one pass out of this room!” he said, in a voice of thunder. “The +house is surrounded and you cannot escape. The first one who crosses +yonder threshold will be shot like a dog. Gentlemen, I’ll trouble you to +approach in single file, and hand me your purses and watches.” + +Finding resistance useless, the order was ungraciously obeyed. + +“Now, ladies, please to pass up your jewelry and trinkets.” + +This order was still more ungraciously complied with. As Blanche handed +to the bandit captain her bracelet, she endeavored to conceal a diamond +necklace, the gift of Mr. Rawjester, in her bosom. But, with a demoniac +grin, the powerful brute tore it from its concealment, and administering +a hearty box on the ear of the young girl, flung her aside. + +It was now my turn. With a beating heart I made my way to the robber +chieftain, and sank at his feet. “Oh, sir, I am nothing but a poor +governess, pray let me go.” + +“Oho! A governess? Give me your last month’s wages, then. Give me what +you have stolen from your master!” and he laughed fiendishly. + +I gazed at him quietly, and said, in a low voice: “I have stolen nothing +from you, Mr. Rawjester!” + +“Ah, discovered! Hush! listen, girl!” he hissed, in a fierce whisper; +“utter a syllable to frustrate my plans, and you die; aid me, and”—But +he was gone. + +In a few moments the party, with the exception of myself, were gagged +and locked in the cellar. The next moment torches were applied to the +rich hangings, and the house was in flames. I felt a strong hand seize +me, and bear me out in the open air and place me up on the hillside, +where I could overlook the burning mansion. It was Mr. Rawjester. +“Burn!” he said, as he shook his fist at the flames. Then sinking on his +knees before me, he said hurriedly,— + +“Mary Jane, I love you; the obstacles to our union are or will be soon +removed. In yonder mansion were confined my three crazy wives. One of +them, as you know, attempted to kill me! Ha! this is vengeance! But will +you be mine?” + +I fell, without a word, upon his neck. + + + + +MR. MIDSHIPMAN BREEZY + +A NAVAL OFFICER + +BY CAPTAIN M-RRY-T, R. N. + + +CHAPTER I + +My father was a north-country surgeon. He had retired, a widower, from +her Majesty’s navy many years before, and had a small practice in his +native village. When I was seven years old he employed me to carry +medicines to his patients. Being of a lively disposition, I sometimes +amused myself, during my daily rounds, by mixing the contents of the +different phials. Although I had no reason to doubt that the general +result of this practice was beneficial, yet, as the death of a +consumptive curate followed the addition of a strong mercurial lotion to +his expectorant, my father concluded to withdraw me from the profession +and send me to school. + + +Grubbins, the schoolmaster, was a tyrant, and it was not long before my +impetuous and self-willed nature rebelled against his authority. I +soon began to form plans of revenge. In this I was assisted by Tom +Snaffle,—a schoolfellow. One day Tom suggested,— + +“Suppose we blow him up. I’ve got two pounds of powder!” + +“No, that’s too noisy,” I replied. + +Tom was silent for a minute, and again spoke:— + +“You remember how you flattened out the curate, Pills? Couldn’t you give +Grubbins something—something to make him leathery sick—eh?” A flash +of inspiration crossed my mind. I went to the shop of the village +apothecary. He knew me; I had often purchased vitriol, which I poured +into Grubbins’s inkstand to corrode his pens and burn up his coat-tail, +on which he was in the habit of wiping them. I boldly asked for an ounce +of chloroform. The young apothecary winked and handed me the bottle. + +It was Grubbins’s custom to throw his handkerchief over his head, +recline in his chair, and take a short nap during recess. Watching my +opportunity, as he dozed, I managed to slip his handkerchief from his +face and substitute my own, moistened with chloroform. In a few minutes +he was insensible. Tom and I then quickly shaved his head, beard, and +eyebrows, blackened his face with a mixture of vitriol and burnt cork, +and fled. There was a row and scandal the next day. My father always +excused me by asserting that Grubbins had got drunk,—but somehow found +it convenient to procure me an appointment in her Majesty’s navy at an +early day. + + + + +CHAPTER II + + +An official letter, with the Admiralty seal, informed me that I was +expected to join H. M. ship Belcher, Captain Boltrope, at Portsmouth, +without delay. In a few days I presented myself to a tall, stern-visaged +man, who was slowly pacing the leeward side of the quarter-deck. As I +touched my hat he eyed me sternly:— + +“So ho! Another young suckling. The service is going to the devil. +Nothing but babes in the cockpit and grannies in the board. Boatswain’s +mate, pass the word for Mr. Cheek!” + +Mr. Cheek, the steward, appeared and touched his hat. + +“Introduce Mr. Breezy to the young gentlemen. Stop! Where’s Mr. +Swizzle?” + +“At the masthead, sir.” + +“Where’s Mr. Lankey?” + +“At the masthead, sir.” + + +“Mr. Briggs?” + +“Masthead, too, sir.” + +“And the rest of the young gentlemen?” roared the enraged officer. + +“All masthead, sir.” + +“Ah!” said Captain Boltrope, as he smiled grimly, “under the +circumstances, Mr. Breezy, you had better go to the masthead too.” + + + + +CHAPTER III + + +At the masthead I made the acquaintance of two youngsters of about my +own age, one of whom informed me that he had been there three hundred +and thirty-two days out of the year. + +“In rough weather, when the old cock is out of sorts, you know, we never +come down,” added a young gentleman of nine years, with a dirk nearly +as long as himself, who had been introduced to me as Mr. Briggs. “By the +way, Pills,” he continued, “how did you come to omit giving the captain +a naval salute?” + +“Why, I touched my hat,” I said innocently. + +“Yes, but that isn’t enough, you know. That will do very well at +other times. He expects the naval salute when you first come on +board—greeny!” + +I began to feel alarmed, and begged him to explain. + +“Why, you see, after touching your hat, you should have touched him +lightly with your forefinger in his waistcoat, so, and asked, ‘How’s his +nibs?’—you see?” + +“How’s his nibs?” I repeated. + +“Exactly. He would have drawn back a little, and then you should +have repeated the salute, remarking, ‘How’s his royal nibs?’ asking +cautiously after his wife and family, and requesting to be introduced to +the gunner’s daughter.” + +“The gunner’s daughter?” + +“The same; you know she takes care of us young gentlemen; now don’t +forget, Pillsy!” + +When we were called down to the deck I thought it a good chance to +profit by this instruction. I approached Captain Boltrope and repeated +the salute without conscientiously omitting a single detail. He remained +for a moment livid and speechless. At length he gasped out,— + +“Boatswain’s mate!” + +“If you please, sir,” I asked tremulously, “I should like to be +introduced to the gunner’s daughter!” + +“Oh, very good, sir!” screamed Captain Boltrope, rubbing his hands and +absolutely capering about the deck with rage. “Oh, d—n you! Of course +you shall! Oh, ho! the gunner’s daughter! Oh, h—ll! this is too much! +Boatswain’s mate!” Before I well knew where I was, I was seized, borne +to an eight-pounder, tied upon it, and flogged! + + + + +CHAPTER IV + + +As we sat together in the cockpit, picking the weevils out of our +biscuit, Briggs consoled me for my late mishap, adding that the “naval +salute,” as a custom, seemed just then to be honored more in the +_breach_ than the observance. I joined in the hilarity occasioned by the +witticism, and in a few moments we were all friends. Presently Swizzle +turned to me:— + +“We have just been planning how to confiscate a keg of claret, which +Nips, the purser, keeps under his bunk. The old nipcheese lies there +drunk half the day, and there’s no getting at it.” + +“Let’s get beneath the stateroom and bore through the deck, and so tap +it,” said Lankey. + +The proposition was received with a shout of applause. A long half-inch +auger and bit was procured from Chips, the carpenter’s mate, and +Swizzle, after a careful examination of the timbers beneath the +wardroom, commenced operations. The auger at last disappeared, when +suddenly there was a slight disturbance on the deck above. Swizzle +withdrew the auger hurriedly; from its point a few bright red drops +trickled. + +“Huzza! send her up again!” cried Lankey. + +The auger was again applied. This time a shriek was heard from the +purser’s cabin. Instantly the light was doused, and the party retreated +hurriedly to the cockpit. A sound of snoring was heard as the sentry +stuck his head into the door. “All right, sir,” he replied in answer to +the voice of the officer of the deck. + +The next morning we heard that Nips was in the surgeon’s hands, with a +bad wound in the fleshy part of his leg, and that the auger had _not_ +struck claret. + + + + +CHAPTER V + + +“Now, Pills, you’ll have a chance to smell powder,” said Briggs as he +entered the cockpit and buckled around his waist an enormous cutlass. +“We have just sighted a French ship.” + +We went on deck. Captain Boltrope grinned as we touched our hats. He +hated the purser. “Come, young gentlemen, if you’re boring for French +claret, yonder’s a good quality. Mind your con, sir,” he added, turning +to the quartermaster, who was grinning. + +The ship was already cleared for action. The men, in their eagerness, +had started the coffee from the tubs and filled them with shot. +Presently the Frenchman yawed, and a shot from a long thirty-two came +skipping over the water. It killed the quartermaster and took off both +of Lankey’s legs. “Tell the purser our account is squared,” said the +dying boy, with a feeble smile. + +The fight raged fiercely for two hours. I remember killing the French +admiral, as we boarded, but on looking around for Briggs, after the +smoke had cleared away, I was intensely amused at witnessing the +following novel sight: + +Briggs had pinned the French captain against the mast with his cutlass, +and was now engaged, with all the hilarity of youth, in pulling the +Captain’s coat-tails between his legs, in imitation of a dancing-jack. +As the Frenchman lifted his legs and arms, at each jerk of Briggs’s, I +could not help participating in the general mirth. + +“You young devil, what are you doing?” said a stifled voice behind me. +I looked up and beheld Captain Boltrope, endeavoring to calm his stern +features, but the twitching around his mouth betrayed his intense +enjoyment of the scene. “Go to the masthead—up with you, sir!” he +repeated sternly to Briggs. + +“Very good, sir,” said the boy, coolly preparing to mount the shrouds. +“Good-by, Johnny Crapaud. Humph!” he added, in a tone intended for my +ear, “a pretty way to treat a hero. The service is going to the devil!” + +I thought so too. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + + +We were ordered to the West Indies. Although Captain Boltrope’s manner +toward me was still severe, and even harsh, I understood that my name +had been favorably mentioned in the dispatches. + +Reader, were you ever at Jamaica? If so, you remember the negresses, the +oranges, Port Royal Tom—the yellow fever. After being two weeks at +the station, I was taken sick of the fever. In a month I was delirious. +During my paroxysms, I had a wild distempered dream of a stern face +bending anxiously over my pillow, a rough hand smoothing my hair, and a +kind voice saying:— + +“B’ess his ’ittle heart! Did he have the naughty fever?” This face +seemed again changed to the well-known stern features of Captain +Boltrope. + +When I was convalescent, a packet edged in black was put in my hand. It +contained the news of my father’s death, and a sealed letter which he +had requested to be given to me on his decease. I opened it tremblingly. +It read thus:— + +MY DEAR BOY,—I regret to inform you that in all probability you are not +my son. Your mother, I am grieved to say, was a highly improper person. +Who your father may be, I really cannot say, but perhaps the Honorable +Henry Boltrope, Captain R. N., may be able to inform you. Circumstances +over which I have no control have deferred this important disclosure. +YOUR STRICKEN PARENT. + +And so Captain Boltrope was my father. Heavens! Was it a dream? +I recalled his stern manner, his observant eye, his ill-concealed +uneasiness when in my presence. I longed to embrace him. Staggering +to my feet, I rushed in my scanty apparel to the deck, where Captain +Boltrope was just then engaged in receiving the Governor’s wife and +daughter. The ladies shrieked; the youngest, a beautiful girl, blushed +deeply. Heeding them not, I sank at his feet, and, embracing them, +cried,— + +“My father!” + +“Chuck him overboard!” roared Captain Boltrope. + +“Stay,” pleaded the soft voice of Clara Maitland, the Governor’s +daughter. + +“Shave his head! he’s a wretched lunatic!” continued Captain Boltrope, +while his voice trembled with excitement. + +“No, let me nurse and take care of him,” said the lovely girl, blushing +as she spoke. “Mamma, can’t we take him home?” + +The daughter’s pleading was not without effect. In the meantime I +had fainted. When I recovered my senses I found myself in Governor +Maitland’s mansion. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + + +The reader will guess what followed. I fell deeply in love with Clara +Maitland, to whom I confided the secret of my birth. The generous girl +asserted that she had detected the superiority of my manner at once. We +plighted our troth, and resolved to wait upon events. + +Briggs called to see me a few days afterward. He said that the purser +had insulted the whole cockpit, and all the midshipmen had called him +out. But he added thoughtfully: “I don’t see how we can arrange the +duel. You see there are six of us to fight him.” + +“Very easily,” I replied. “Let your fellows all stand in a row, and take +his fire; that, you see, gives him six chances to one, and he must be a +bad shot if he can’t hit one of you; while, on the other hand, you see, +he gets a volley from you six, and one of you’ll be certain to fetch +him.” + +“Exactly;” and away Briggs went, but soon returned to say that the +purser had declined,—“like a d—d coward,” he added. + +But the news of the sudden and serious illness of Captain Boltrope put +off the duel. I hastened to his bedside, but too late,—an hour previous +he had given up the ghost. + +I resolved to return to England. I made known the secret of my birth, +and exhibited my adopted father’s letter to Lady Maitland, who at once +suggested my marriage with her daughter, before I returned to claim the +property. We were married, and took our departure next day. + +I made no delay in posting at once, in company with my wife and my +friend Briggs, to my native village. Judge of my horror and surprise +when my late adopted father came out of his shop to welcome me. + +“Then you are not dead!” I gasped. + +“No, my dear boy.” + +“And this letter?” + +My father—as I must still call him—glanced on the paper, and +pronounced it a forgery. Briggs roared with laughter. I turned to him +and demanded an explanation. + +“Why, don’t you see, Greeny, it’s all a joke,—a midshipman’s joke!” + +“But”—I asked. + +“Don’t be a fool. You’ve got a good wife,—be satisfied.” + +I turned to Clara, and was satisfied. Although Mrs. Maitland never +forgave me, the jolly old Governor laughed heartily over the joke, and +so well used his influence that I soon became, dear reader, Admiral +Breezy, K. C. B. + + + + +GUY HEAVYSTONE; OR, “ENTIRE” + +A MUSCULAR NOVEL + +BY THE AUTHOR OF “SWORD AND GUN” + + +CHAPTER I + +“NEREI REPANDIROSTRUM INCURVICERVICUM PECUS.” + +A Dingy, swashy, splashy afternoon in October; a school-yard filled with +a mob of riotous boys. A lot of us standing outside. + +Suddenly came a dull, crashing sound from the schoolroom. At the ominous +interruption I shuddered involuntarily, and called to Smithsye,— + +“What’s up, Smithums?” + +“Guy’s cleaning out the fourth form,” he replied. + +At the same moment George de Coverly passed me, holding his nose, from +whence the bright Norman blood streamed redly. To him the plebeian +Smithsye laughingly,— + +“Cully! how’s his nibs?” + +I pushed the door of the schoolroom open. There are some spectacles +which a man never forgets. The burning of Troy probably seemed a +large-sized conflagration to the pious Aeneas, and made an impression on +him which he carried away with the feeble Anchises. + +In the centre of the room, lightly brandishing the piston-rod of a +steam-engine, stood Guy Heavystone alone. I say alone, for the pile of +small boys on the floor in the corner could hardly be called company. + +I will try and sketch him for the reader. Guy Heavystone was then only +fifteen. His broad, deep chest, his sinewy and quivering flank, his +straight pastern, showed him to be a thoroughbred. Perhaps he was a +trifle heavy in the fetlock, but he held his head haughtily erect. His +eyes were glittering but pitiless. There was a sternness about the lower +part of his face,—the old Heavystone look,—a sternness heightened, +perhaps, by the snaffle-bit which, in one of his strange freaks, he wore +in his mouth to curb his occasional ferocity. His dress was well adapted +to his square-set and herculean frame. A striped knit undershirt, +close-fitting striped tights, and a few spangles set off his figure; a +neat Glengarry cap adorned his head. On it was displayed the Heavystone +crest, a cock _regardant_ on a dunghill _or_, and the motto, “Devil a +better!” + +I thought of Horatius on the bridge, of Hector before the walls. I +always make it a point to think of something classical at such times. + +He saw me, and his sternness partly relaxed. Something like a smile +struggled through his grim lineaments. It was like looking on the +Jungfrau after having seen Mont Blanc,—a trifle, only a trifle less +sublime and awful. Resting his hand lightly on the shoulder of the +headmaster, who shuddered and collapsed under his touch, he strode +toward me. + +His walk was peculiar. You could not call it a stride. It was like the +“crest-tossing Bellerophon,”—a kind of prancing gait. Guy Heavystone +pranced toward me. + + + + +CHAPTER II + + + “Lord Lovel he stood at the garden gate, + A-combing his milk-white steed.” + +It was the winter of 186– when I next met Guy Heavystone. He had left +the university and had entered the 79th “Heavies.” “I have exchanged the +gown for the sword, you see,” he said, grasping my hand, and fracturing +the bones of my little finger, as he shook it. + +I gazed at him with unmixed admiration. He was squarer, sterner, and in +every way smarter and more remarkable than ever. I began to feel toward +this man as Phalaster felt towards Phyrgino, as somebody must have felt +toward Archididasculus, as Boswell felt toward Johnson. + +“Come into my den,” he said; and lifting me gently by the seat of my +pantaloons he carried me upstairs and deposited me, before I could +apologize, on the sofa. I looked around the room. It was a bachelor’s +apartment, characteristically furnished in the taste of the proprietor. +A few claymores and battleaxes were ranged against the wall, and a +culverin, captured by Sir Ralph Heavystone, occupied the corner, +the other end of the room being taken up by a light battery. Foils, +boxing-gloves, saddles, and fishing-poles lay around carelessly. A +small pile of billets-doux lay upon a silver salver. The man was not an +anchorite, nor yet a Sir Galahad. + +I never could tell what Guy thought of women. “Poor little beasts,” + he would often say when the conversation turned on any of his fresh +conquests. Then, passing his hand over his marble brow, the old look of +stern fixedness of purpose and unflinching severity would straighten the +lines of his mouth, and he would mutter, half to himself, “S’death!” + +“Come with me to Heavystone Grange. The Exmoor hounds throw off +to-morrow. I’ll give you a mount,” he said, as he amused himself by +rolling up a silver candlestick between his fingers. “You shall have +Cleopatra. But stay,” he added thoughtfully; “now I remember, I ordered +Cleopatra to be shot this morning.” + +“And why?” I queried. + +“She threw her rider yesterday and fell on him”— + +“And killed him?” + +“No. That’s the reason why I have ordered her to be shot. I keep no +animals that are not dangerous—I should add—_deadly!_” He hissed the +last sentence between his teeth, and a gloomy frown descended over his +calm brow. + +I affected to turn over the tradesmen’s bills that lay on the table, +for, like all of the Heavystone race, Guy seldom paid cash, and said,— + +“You remind me of the time when Leonidas”— + +“Oh, bother Leonidas and your classical allusions. Come!” + +We descended to dinner. + + + + +CHAPTER III + + + “He carries weight, he rides a race, + ’Tis for a thousand pound.” + +“There is Flora Billingsgate, the greatest coquette and hardest rider +in the country,” said my companion, Ralph Mortmain, as we stood upon +Dingleby Common before the meet. + +I looked up and beheld Guy Heavystone bending haughtily over the saddle, +as he addressed a beautiful brunette. She was indeed a splendidly +groomed and high-spirited woman. We were near enough to overhear the +following conversation, which any high-toned reader will recognize as +the common and natural expression of the higher classes. + +“When Diana takes the field the chase is not wholly confined to objects +ferae nature,” said Guy, darting a significant glance at his companion. +Flora did not shrink either from the glance or the meaning implied in +the sarcasm. + +“If I were looking for an Endymion, now,”—she said archly, as she +playfully cantered over a few hounds and leaped a five-barred gate. + +Guy whispered a few words, inaudible to the rest of the party, and +curveting slightly, cleverly cleared two of the huntsmen in a flying +leap, galloped up the front steps of the mansion, and, dashing at full +speed through the hall, leaped through the drawing-room window and +rejoined me, languidly, on the lawn. + +“Be careful of Flora Billingsgate,” he said to me, in low stern tones, +while his pitiless eye shot a baleful fire. “Gardez-vous!” + +“Gnothi seauton,” I replied calmly, not wishing to appear to be behind +him in perception or verbal felicity. + +Guy started off in high spirits. He was well carried. He and the first +whip, a ten-stone man, were head and head at the last fence, while the +hounds were rolling over their fox a hundred yards farther in the open. + +But an unexpected circumstance occurred. Coming back, his chestnut mare +refused a ten-foot wall. She reared and fell backward. Again he led her +up to it lightly; again she refused, falling heavily from the coping. +Guy started to his feet. The old pitiless fire shone in his eyes; the +old stern look settled around his mouth. Seizing the mare by the tail +and mane he threw her over the wall. She landed twenty feet on the other +side, erect and trembling. Lightly leaping the same obstacle himself, he +remounted her. She did not refuse the wall the next time. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + + +“He holds him by his glittering eye.” + +Guy was in the north of Ireland, cock-shooting. So Ralph Mortmain told +me, and also that the match between Mary Brandagee and Guy had been +broken off by Flora Billingsgate. “I don’t like those Billingsgates,” + said Ralph, “they’re a bad stock. Her father, Smithfield de +Billingsgate, had an unpleasant way of turning up the knave from the +bottom of the pack. But nous varrons; let us go and see Guy.” + +The next morning we started for Fin-ma-Coul’s Crossing. When I reached +the shooting-box, where Guy was entertaining a select company of +friends, Flora Billingsgate greeted me with a saucy smile. Guy was even +squarer and sterner than ever. His gusts of passion were more frequent, +and it was with difficulty that he could keep an able-bodied servant in +his family. His present retainers were more or less maimed from exposure +to the fury of their master. There was a strange cynicism, a cutting +sarcasm in his address, piercing through his polished manner. I thought +of Timon, etc., etc. + +One evening, we were sitting over our Chambertin, after a hard day’s +work, and Guy was listlessly turning over some letters, when suddenly he +uttered a cry. Did you ever hear the trumpeting of a wounded elephant? +It was like that. + +I looked at him with consternation. He was glancing at a letter which he +held at arm’s length, and snorting, as it were, at it as he gazed. The +lower part of his face was stern, but not as rigid as usual. He was +slowly grinding between his teeth the fragments of the glass he had just +been drinking from. + +Suddenly he seized one of his servants, and forcing the wretch upon his +knees, exclaimed, with the roar of a tiger,— + +“Dog! why was this kept from me?” + +“Why, please sir, Miss Flora said as how it was a reconciliation from +Miss Brandagee, and it was to be kept from you where you would not be +likely to see it,—and—and”— + +“Speak, dog! and you”— + +“I put it among your bills, sir!” + +With a groan, like distant thunder, Guy fell swooning to the floor. + +He soon recovered, for the next moment a servant came rushing into the +room with the information that a number of the ingenuous peasantry of +the neighborhood were about to indulge that evening in the national +pastime of burning a farmhouse and shooting a landlord. Guy smiled +a fearful smile, without, however, altering his stern and pitiless +expression. + +“Let them come,” he said calmly; “I feel like entertaining company.” + +We barricaded the doors and windows, and then chose our arms from the +armory. Guy’s choice was a singular one: it was a landing-net with a +long handle, and a sharp cavalry sabre. + +We were not destined to remain long in ignorance of its use. A howl was +heard from without, and a party of fifty or sixty armed men precipitated +themselves against the door. + +Suddenly the window opened. With the rapidity of lightning, Guy +Heavystone cast the net over the head of the ringleader, ejaculated +“Habet!” and with a backstroke of his cavalry sabre severed the member +from its trunk, and drawing the net back again, cast the gory head upon +the floor, saying quietly,— + +“One.” + +Again the net was cast, the steel flashed, the net was withdrawn, and an +ominous “Two!” accompanied the head as it rolled on the floor. + +“Do you remember what Pliny says of the gladiator?” said Guy, calmly +wiping his sabre. “How graphic is that passage commencing ‘Inter nos,’ +etc.” The sport continued until the heads of twenty desperadoes had +been gathered in. The rest seemed inclined to disperse. Guy incautiously +showed himself at the door; a ringing shot was heard, and he staggered +back, pierced through the heart. Grasping the doorpost in the last +unconscious throes of his mighty frame, the whole side of the house +yielded to that earthquake tremor, and we had barely time to escape +before the whole building fell in ruins. I thought of Samson, the giant +judge, etc., etc.; but all was over. + +Guy Heavystone had died as he had lived,—_hard._ + + + + +JOHN JENKINS + +OR + +THE SMOKER REFORMED + +BY T. S. A-TH-R + + +CHAPTER I + +“One cigar a day!” said Judge Boompointer. + +“One cigar a day!” repeated John Jenkins, as with trepidation he dropped +his half-consumed cigar under his work-bench. + +“One cigar a day is three cents a day,” remarked Judge Boompointer +gravely; “and do you know, sir, what one cigar a day, or three cents a +day, amounts to in the course of four years?” + +John Jenkins, in his boyhood, had attended the village school, and +possessed considerable arithmetical ability. Taking up a shingle which +lay upon his work-bench, and producing a piece of chalk, with a feeling +of conscious pride he made an exhaustive calculation. + +“Exactly forty-three dollars and eighty cents,” he replied, wiping the +perspiration from his heated brow, while his face flushed with honest +enthusiasm. + +“Well, sir, if you saved three cents a day, instead of wasting it, you +would now be the possessor of a new suit of clothes, an illustrated +Family Bible, a pew in the church, a complete set of Patent Office +Reports, a hymnbook, and a paid subscription to ‘Arthur’s Home +Magazine,’ which could be purchased for exactly forty-three dollars and +eighty cents; and,” added the Judge, with increasing sternness, “if you +calculate leap-year, which you seem to have strangely omitted, you have +three cents more, sir—_three cents more!_ What would that buy you, +sir?” + +“A cigar,” suggested John Jenkins; but, coloring again deeply, he hid +his face. + +“No, sir,” said the Judge, with a sweet smile of benevolence stealing +over his stern features; “properly invested, it would buy you that which +passeth all price. Dropped into the missionary-box, who can tell what +heathen, now idly and joyously wantoning in nakedness and sin, might be +brought to a sense of his miserable condition, and made, through that +three cents, to feel the torments of the wicked?” + +With these words the Judge retired, leaving John Jenkins buried in +profound thought. “Three cents a day,” he muttered. “In forty years I +might be worth four hundred and thirty-eight dollars and ten cents,—and +then I might marry Mary. Ah, Mary!” The young carpenter sighed, and +drawing a twenty-five cent daguerreotype from his vest-pocket, gazed +long and fervidly upon the features of a young girl in book muslin and +a coral necklace. Then, with a resolute expression, he carefully locked +the door of his work-shop, and departed. + +Alas! his good resolutions were too late. We trifle with the tide of +fortune, which too often nips us in the bud and casts the dark shadow +of misfortune over the bright lexicon of youth! That night the +half-consumed fragment of John Jenkins’s cigar set fire to his work-shop +and burned it up, together with all his tools and materials. There was +no insurance. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +THE DOWNWARD PATH + + +“Then you still persist in marrying John Jenkins?” queried Judge +Boompointer, as he playfully, with paternal familiarity, lifted the +golden curls of the village belle, Mary Jones. + +“I do,” replied the fair young girl, in a low voice that resembled rock +candy in its saccharine firmness,—“I do. He has promised to reform. +Since he lost all his property by fire”— + +“The result of his pernicious habit, though he illogically persists in +charging it to me,” interrupted the Judge. + +“Since then,” continued the young girl, “he has endeavored to break +himself of the habit. He tells me that he has substituted the stalks +of the Indian rattan, the outer part of a leguminous plant called the +smoking-bean, and the fragmentary and unconsumed remainder of cigars, +which occur at rare and uncertain intervals along the road, which, as he +informs me, though deficient in quality and strength, are comparatively +inexpensive.” And blushing at her own eloquence, the young girl hid her +curls on the Judge’s arm. + +“Poor thing!” muttered Judge Boompointer. “Dare I tell her all? Yet I +must.” + +“I shall cling to him,” continued the young girl, rising with her theme, +“as the young vine clings to some hoary ruin. Nay, nay, chide me not, +Judge Boompointer. I will marry John Jenkins!” + +The Judge was evidently affected. Seating himself at the table, he wrote +a few lines hurriedly upon a piece of paper, which he folded and placed +in the fingers of the destined bride of John Jenkins. + +“Mary Jones,” said the Judge, with impressive earnestness, “take +this trifle as a wedding gift from one who respects your fidelity and +truthfulness. At the altar let it be a reminder of me.” And covering his +face hastily with a handkerchief, the stern and iron-willed man left the +room. As the door closed, Mary unfolded the paper. It was an order on +the corner grocery for three yards of flannel, a paper of needles, four +pounds of soap, one pound of starch, and two boxes of matches! + +“Noble and thoughtful man!” was all Mary Jones could exclaim, as she hid +her face in her hands and burst into a flood of tears. + +The bells of Cloverdale are ringing merrily. It is a wedding. “How +beautiful they look!” is the exclamation that passes from lip to lip, +as Mary Jones, leaning timidly on the arm of John Jenkins, enters the +church. But the bride is agitated, and the bridegroom betrays a feverish +nervousness. As they stand in the vestibule, John Jenkins fumbles +earnestly in his vest-pocket. Can it be the ring he is anxious about? +No. He draws a small brown substance from his pocket, and biting off a +piece, hastily replaces the fragment and gazes furtively around. Surely +no one saw him? Alas! the eyes of two of that wedding party saw the +fatal act. Judge Boompointer shook his head sternly. Mary Jones sighed +and breathed a silent prayer. Her husband chewed! + + + + +CHAPTER III AND LAST + + +“What! more bread?” said John Jenkins gruffly. “You’re always asking +for money for bread. D—nation! Do you want to ruin me by your +extravagance?” and as he uttered these words he drew from his pocket a +bottle of whiskey, a pipe, and a paper of tobacco. Emptying the first +at a draught, he threw the empty bottle at the head of his eldest boy, +a youth of twelve summers. The missile struck the child full in the +temple, and stretched him a lifeless corpse. Mrs. Jenkins, whom the +reader will hardly recognize as the once gay and beautiful Mary Jones, +raised the dead body of her son in her arms, and carefully placing +the unfortunate youth beside the pump in the back yard, returned with +saddened step to the house. At another time, and in brighter days, she +might have wept at the occurrence. She was past tears now. + +“Father, your conduct is reprehensible!” said little Harrison Jenkins, +the youngest boy. “Where do you expect to go when you die?” + +“Ah!” said John Jenkins fiercely; “this comes of giving children a +liberal education; this is the result of Sabbath-schools. Down, viper!” + +A tumbler thrown from the same parental fist laid out the youthful +Harrison cold. The four other children had, in the mean time, gathered +around the table with anxious expectancy. With a chuckle, the now +changed and brutal John Jenkins produced four pipes, and filling them +with tobacco, handed one to each of his offspring and bade them smoke. +“It’s better than bread!” laughed the wretch hoarsely. + +Mary Jenkins, though of a patient nature, felt it her duty now to speak. +“I have borne much, John Jenkins,” she said. “But I prefer that the +children should not smoke. It is an unclean habit, and soils their +clothes. I ask this as a special favor!” + +John Jenkins hesitated,—the pangs of remorse began to seize him. + +“Promise me this, John!” urged Mary upon her knees. + +“I promise!” reluctantly answered John. + +“And you will put the money in a savings-bank?” + +“I will,” repeated her husband; “and I’ll give up smoking, too.” + +“’Tis well, John Jenkins!” said Judge Boompointer, appearing suddenly +from behind the door, where he had been concealed during this interview. +“Nobly said! my man. Cheer up! I will see that the children are decently +buried.” The husband and wife fell into each other’s arms. And Judge +Boompointer, gazing upon the affecting spectacle, burst into tears. + +From that day John Jenkins was an altered man. + + + + +FANTINE + +AFTER THE FRENCH OF VICTOR HUGO + + +PROLOGUE + + + As long as there shall exist three paradoxes, a moral Frenchman, a + religious atheist, and a believing skeptic; so long, in fact, as + booksellers shall wait—say twenty-live years—for a new gospel; + so long as paper shall remain cheap and ink three sous a bottle, I + have no hesitation in saying that such books as these are not + utterly profitless. VICTOR HUGO. + +To be good is to be queer. What is a good man? Bishop Myriel. + +My friend, you will possibly object to this. You will say you know what +a good man is. Perhaps you will say your clergyman is a good man, +for instance. Bah! you are mistaken; you are an Englishman, and an +Englishman is a beast. + +Englishmen think they are moral when they are only serious. These +Englishmen also wear ill-shaped hats, and dress horribly! + +Bah! they are canaille. + +Still, Bishop Myriel was a good man,—quite as good as you. Better than +you, in fact. + +One day M. Myriel was in Paris. This angel used to walk about the +streets like any other man. He was not proud, though fine-looking. Well, +three gamins de Paris called him bad names. Says one,— + +“Ah, mon Dieu! there goes a priest; look out for your eggs and +chickens!” What did this good man do? He called to them kindly. + +“My children,” said he, “this is clearly not your fault. I recognize +in this insult and irreverence only the fault of your immediate +progenitors. Let us pray for your immediate progenitors.” + +They knelt down and prayed for their immediate progenitors. + +The effect was touching. + +The Bishop looked calmly around. + +“On reflection,” said he gravely, “I was mistaken; this is clearly the +fault of Society. Let us pray for Society.” + +They knelt down and prayed for Society. + +The effect was sublimer yet. What do you think of that? You, I mean. + +Everybody remembers the story of the Bishop and Mother Nez Retrousse. +Old Mother Nez Retrousse sold asparagus. She was poor; there’s a great +deal of meaning in that word, my friend. Some people say “poor but +honest.” I say, Bah! + +Bishop Myriel bought six bunches of asparagus. This good man had one +charming failing: he was fond of asparagus. He gave her a franc, and +received three sous change. + +The sous were bad,—counterfeit. What did this good Bishop do? He said: +“I should not have taken change from a poor woman.” + +Then afterwards, to his housekeeper: “Never take change from a poor +woman.” + +Then he added to himself: “For the sous will probably be bad.” + + + + +II + + +When a man commits a crime, Society claps him in prison. A prison is one +of the worst hotels imaginable. + +The people there are low and vulgar. The butter is bad, the coffee is +green. Ah, it is horrible! + +In prison, as in a bad hotel, a man soon loses, not only his morals, but +what is much worse to a Frenchman, his sense of refinement and delicacy. + +Jean Valjean came from prison with confused notions of Society. He +forgot the modern peculiarities of hospitality. So he walked off with +the Bishop’s candlesticks. + +Let us consider. Candlesticks were stolen; that was evident. Society put +Jean Valjean in prison; that was evident, too. In prison, Society took +away his refinement; that is evident, likewise. + +Who is Society? + +You and I are Society. + +My friend, you and I stole those candlesticks! + + + + +III + + +The Bishop thought so, too. He meditated profoundly for six days. On the +morning of the seventh he went to the Prefecture of Police. + +He said: “Monsieur, have me arrested. I have stolen candlesticks.” + +The official was governed by the law of Society, and refused. + +What did this Bishop do? + +He had a charming ball and chain made, affixed to his leg, and wore it +the rest of his life. This is a fact! + + + + +IV + + +Love is a mystery. + +A little friend of mine down in the country, at Auvergne, said to me one +day: “Victor, Love is the world,—it contains everything.” + +She was only sixteen, this sharp-witted little girl, and a beautiful +blonde. She thought everything of me. + +Fantine was one of those women who do wrong in the most virtuous and +touching manner. This is a peculiarity of French grisettes. + + +You are an Englishman, and you don’t understand. Learn, my friend, +learn. Come to Paris and improve your morals. + +Fantine was the soul of modesty. She always wore high-neck dresses. +High-neck dresses are a sign of modesty. + +Fantine loved Tholmoyes. Why? My God! What are you to do? It was the +fault of her parents, and she hadn’t any. How shall you teach her? You +must teach the parent if you wish to educate the child. How would you +become virtuous? + +Teach your grandmother! + + + + +V + + +When Tholmoyes ran away from Fantine,—which was done in a charming, +gentlemanly manner,—Fantine became convinced that a rigid sense of +propriety might look upon her conduct as immoral. She was a creature of +sensitiveness,—and her eyes were opened. + +She was virtuous still, and resolved to break off the liaison at once. + +So she put up her wardrobe and baby in a bundle, child as she was, she +loved them both,—then left Paris. + + + + +VI + + +Fantine’s native place had changed. + +M. Madeline—an angel, and inventor of jet-work—had been teaching the +villagers how to make spurious jet. + +This is a progressive age. Those Americans—children of the West,—they +make nutmegs out of wood. + +I, myself, have seen hams made of pine, in the wigwams of those children +of the forest. + +But civilization has acquired deception too. Society is made up of +deception. Even the best French society. + +Still there was one sincere episode. + +Eh? + +The French Revolution! + + + + +VII + + +M. Madeline was, if anything, better than Myriel. + +M. Myriel was a saint. M. Madeline a good man. + +M. Myriel was dead. M. Madeline was living. + +That made all the difference. + +M. Madeline made virtue profitable. I have seen it written,— + +“Be virtuous and you will be happy.” + +Where did I see this written? In the modern Bible? No. In the Koran? No. +In Rousseau? No. Diderot? No. Where then? + +In a copy-book. + + + + +VIII + + +M. Madeline was M. le Maire. + +This is how it came about. + +For a long time he refused the honor. One day an old woman, standing on +the steps, said,— + +“Bah, a good mayor is a good thing. + +“You are a good thing. + +“Be a good mayor.” + +This woman was a rhetorician. She understood inductive ratiocination. + + + + +IX + + +When this good M. Madeline, who, the reader will perceive, must have +been a former convict, and a very bad man, gave himself up to justice +as the real Jean Valjean, about this same time, Fantine was turned away +from the manufactory, and met with a number of losses from Society. +Society attacked her, and this is what she lost:— + +First her lover. + +Then her child. + +Then her place. + +Then her hair. + +Then her teeth. + +Then her liberty. + +Then her life. + +What do you think of Society after that? I tell you the present social +system is a humbug. + + + + +X + + +This is necessarily the end of Fantine. + +There are other things that will be stated in other volumes to follow. +Don’t be alarmed; there are plenty of miserable people left. + +Au revoir—my friend. + + + + +“LA FEMME” + +AFTER THE FRENCH OF M. MICHELET + + +I + +WOMEN AS AN INSTITUTION + + +“If it were not for women, few of us would at present be in existence.” + This is the remark of a cautious and discreet writer. He was also +sagacious and intelligent. + +Woman! Look upon her and admire her. Gaze upon her and love her. If +she wishes to embrace you, permit her. Remember she is weak and you are +strong. + +But don’t treat her unkindly. Don’t make love to another woman before +her face, even if she be your wife. Don’t do it. Always be polite, even +should she fancy somebody better than you. + +If your mother, my dear Amadis, had not fancied your father better than +somebody, you might have been that somebody’s son. Consider this. Always +be a philosopher, even about women. + +Few men understand women. Frenchmen, perhaps, better than any one else. +I am a Frenchman. + + + + +II + +THE INFANT + + +She is a child—a little thing—an infant. + +She has a mother and father. Let us suppose, for example, they are +married. Let us be moral if we cannot be happy and free—they are +married—perhaps—they love one another—who knows? + +But she knows nothing of this; she is an infant—a small thing—a +trifle! + +She is not lovely at first. It is cruel, perhaps, but she is red, and +positively ugly. She feels this keenly, and cries. She weeps. Ah, +my God, how she weeps! Her cries and lamentations now are really +distressing. + +Tears stream from her in floods. She feels deeply and copiously, like M. +Alphonse de Lamartine in his “Confessions.” + +If you are her mother, Madame, you will fancy worms; you will examine +her linen for pins, and what not. Ah, hypocrite! you, even _you_, +misunderstand her. + +Yet she has charming natural impulses. See how she tosses her dimpled +arms. She looks longingly at her mother. She has a language of her own. +She says, “goo, goo,” and “ga, ga.” She demands something—this infant! + +She is faint, poor thing. She famishes. She wishes to be restored. +Restore her, Mother! _It is the first duty of a mother to restore her +child!_ + + + + +III + +THE DOLL + + +She is hardly able to walk; she already totters under the weight of a +doll. + +It is a charming and elegant affair. It has pink cheeks and purple-black +hair. She prefers brunettes, for she has already, with the quick +knowledge of a French infant, perceived she is a blonde, and that her +doll cannot rival her. Mon Dieu, how touching! Happy child! She spends +hours in preparing its toilet. She begins to show her taste in the +exquisite details of its dress. She loves it madly, devotedly. She will +prefer it to bonbons. She already anticipates the wealth of love she +will hereafter pour out on her lover, her mother, her father, and +finally, perhaps, her husband. + +This is the time the anxious parent will guide these first outpourings. +She will read her extracts from Michelet’s “L’Amour,” Rousseau’s +“Heloise,” and the “Revue des deux Mondes.” + + + + +IV + +THE MUD PIE + + +She was in tears to-day. + +She had stolen away from her bonne and was with some rustic infants. +They had noses in the air, and large, coarse hands and feet. + +They had seated themselves around a pool in the road, and were +fashioning fantastic shapes in the clayey soil with their hands. Her +throat swelled and her eyes sparkled with delight as, for the first +time, her soft palms touched the plastic mud. She made a graceful and +lovely pie. She stuffed it with stones for almonds and plums. She forgot +everything. It was being baked in the solar rays, when madame came and +took her away. + +She weeps. It is night, and she is weeping still. + + + + +V + +THE FIRST LOVE + + +She no longer doubts her beauty. She is loved. + +She saw him secretly. He is vivacious and sprightly. He is famous. He +has already had an affair with Finfin, the fille de chambre, and poor +Finfin is desolate. He is noble. She knows he is the son of Madame la +Baronne Couturiere. She adores him. + +She affects not to notice him. Poor little thing! Hippolyte is +distracted—annihilated—inconsolable and charming. + +She admires his boots, his cravat, his little gloves—his exquisite +pantaloons—his coat, and cane. + +She offers to run away with him. He is transported, but magnanimous. He +is wearied, perhaps. She sees him the next day offering flowers to the +daughter of Madame la Comtesse Blanchisseuse. + +She is again in tears. + +She reads “Paul et Virginie.” She is secretly transported. When she +reads how the exemplary young woman laid down her life rather than +appear en deshabille to her lover, she weeps again. Tasteful and +virtuous Bernardin de Saint-Pierre!—the daughters of France admire you! + +All this time her doll is headless in the cabinet. The mud pie is broken +on the road. + + + + +VI + +THE WIFE + + +She is tired of loving, and she marries. + +Her mother thinks it, on the whole, the best thing. As the day +approaches, she is found frequently in tears. Her mother will not permit +the affianced one to see her, and he makes several attempts to commit +suicide. + +But something happens. Perhaps it is winter, and the water is cold. +Perhaps there are not enough people present to witness his heroism. + +In this way her future husband is spared to her. The ways of Providence +are indeed mysterious. At this time her mother will talk with her. She +will offer philosophy. She will tell her she was married herself. + +But what is this new and ravishing light that breaks upon her? The +toilet and wedding clothes! She is in a new sphere. + + +She makes out her list in her own charming writing. Here it is. Let +every mother heed it. [Footnote: The delicate reader will appreciate the +omission of certain articles for which English synonyms are forbidden.] + + * * * * * + +She is married. On the day after, she meets her old lover, Hippolyte. He +is again transported. + + + + +VII + +HER OLD AGE + + +A Frenchwoman never grows old. + + + + +THE DWELLER OF THE THRESHOLD + +BY SIR ED-D L-TT-N B-LW-R + + +BOOK I + +THE PROMPTINGS OF THE IDEAL + + +It was noon. Sir Edward had stepped from his brougham, and was +proceeding on foot down the Strand. He was dressed with his usual +faultless taste, but in alighting from his vehicle his foot had slipped, +and a small round disk of conglomerated soil, which instantly appeared +on his high arched instep, marred the harmonious glitter of his boots. +Sir Edward was fastidious. Casting his eyes around, at a little distance +he perceived the stand of a youthful bootblack. Thither he sauntered, +and carelessly placing his foot on the low stool, he waited the +application of the polisher’s art. “’Tis true,” said Sir Edward to +himself, yet half aloud, “the contact of the Foul and the Disgusting +mars the general effect of the Shiny and the Beautiful—and, yet, why am +I here? I repeat it, calmly and deliberately—why am I here? Ha! Boy!” + +The Boy looked up—his dark Italian eyes glanced intelligently at the +Philosopher, and as with one hand he tossed back his glossy curls from +his marble brow, and with the other he spread the equally glossy Day & +Martin over the Baronet’s boot, he answered in deep, rich tones: “The +Ideal is subjective to the Real. The exercise of apperception gives a +distinctiveness to idiocracy, which is, however, subject to the limits +of ME. You are an admirer of the Beautiful, sir. You wish your boots +blacked. The Beautiful is attainable by means of the Coin.” + +“Ah,” said Sir Edward thoughtfully, gazing upon the almost supernal +beauty of the Child before him; “you speak well. You have read Kant.” + +The Boy blushed deeply. He drew a copy of Kant from his blouse, but +in his confusion several other volumes dropped from his bosom on the +ground. The Baronet picked them up. + +“Ah!” said the Philosopher, “what’s this? Cicero’s ‘De Sonertute,’—at +your age, too! Martial’s ‘Epigrams,’ Caesar’s ‘Commentaries.’ What! a +classical scholar?” + +“E pluribus Unum. Nux vomica. Nil desperandum. Nihil fit!” said the Boy +enthusiastically. The Philosopher gazed at the Child. A strange presence +seemed to transfuse and possess him. Over the brow of the Boy glittered +the pale nimbus of the Student. + +“Ah, and Schiller’s ‘Robbers,’ too?” queried the Philosopher. + +“Das ist ausgespielt,” said the Boy modestly. + +“Then you have read my translation of Schiller’s ‘Ballads’?” continued +the Baronet, with some show of interest. + +“I have, and infinitely prefer them to the original,” said the Boy, with +intellectual warmth. “You have shown how in Actual life we strive for a +Goal we cannot reach; how in the Ideal the Goal is attainable, and there +effort is victory. You have given us the Antithesis which is a key to +the Remainder, and constantly balances before us the conditions of the +Actual and the privileges of the Ideal.” + +“My very words,” said the Baronet; “wonderful, wonderful!” and he gazed +fondly at the Italian boy, who again resumed his menial employment. +Alas! the wings of the Ideal were folded. The Student had been absorbed +in the Boy. + +But Sir Edward’s boots were blacked, and he turned to depart. Placing +his hand upon the clustering tendrils that surrounded the classic nob of +the infant Italian, he said softly, like a strain of distant music,— + +“Boy, you have done well. Love the Good. Protect the Innocent. Provide +for the Indigent. Respect the Philosopher.... Stay! Can you tell me what +_is_ The True, The Beautiful, The Innocent, The Virtuous?” + +“They are things that commence with a capital letter,” said the Boy +promptly. + +“Enough! Respect everything that commences with a capital letter! +Respect ME!” and dropping a halfpenny in the hand of the boy, he +departed. + +The Boy gazed fixedly at the coin. A frightful and instantaneous change +overspread his features. His noble brow was corrugated with baser lines +of calculation. His black eye, serpent-like, glittered with suppressed +passion. Dropping upon his hands and feet, he crawled to the curbstone, +and hissed after the retreating form of the Baronet the single word— + +“Bilk!” + + + + +BOOK II + +IN THE WORLD + + +“Eleven years ago,” said Sir Edward to himself, as his brougham slowly +rolled him toward the Committee Room, “just eleven years ago my natural +son disappeared mysteriously. I have no doubt in the world but that +this little bootblack is he. His mother died in Italy. He resembles his +mother very much. Perhaps I ought to provide for him. Shall I disclose +myself? No! no! Better he should taste the sweets of Labor. Penury +ennobles the mind and kindles the Love of the Beautiful. I will act to +him, not like a Father, not like a Guardian, not like a Friend—but like +a Philosopher!” With these words, Sir Edward entered the Committee Room. +His Secretary approached him. “Sir Edward, there are fears of a division +in the House, and the Prime Minister has sent for you.” + +“I will be there,” said Sir Edward, as he placed his hand on his chest +and uttered a hollow cough! + +No one who heard the Baronet that night, in his sarcastic and withering +speech on the Drainage and Sewerage Bill, would have recognized the +Lover of the Ideal and the Philosopher of the Beautiful. No one who +listened to his eloquence would have dreamed of the Spartan resolution +this iron man had taken in regard to the Lost Boy—his own beloved +Lionel. None! + +“A fine speech from Sir Edward to-night,” said Lord Billingsgate, as, +arm and arm with the Premier, he entered his carriage. + +“Yes! but how dreadfully he coughs!” + +“Exactly. Dr. Bolus says his lungs are entirely gone; he breathes +entirely by an effort of will, and altogether independent of pulmonary +assistance.” + +“How strange!” And the carriage rolled away. + + + + +BOOK III + +THE DWELLER OF THE THRESHOLD + + +“Adon Ai, appear! appear!” + +And as the Seer spoke, the awful Presence glided out of Nothingness, and +sat, sphinx-like, at the feet of the Alchemist. + +“I am come!” said the Thing. + +“You should say, ‘I have come,’—it’s better grammar,” said the +Boy-Neophyte, thoughtfully accenting the substituted expression. + +“Hush, rash Boy,” said the Seer sternly. “Would you oppose your feeble +knowledge to the infinite intelligence of the Unmistakable? A word, and +you are lost forever.” + +The Boy breathed a silent prayer, and handing a sealed package to the +Seer, begged him to hand it to his father in case of his premature +decease. + +“You have sent for me,” hissed the Presence. “Behold me, +Apokatharticon,—the Unpronounceable. In me all things exist that are +not already coexistent. I am the Unattainable, the Intangible, the +Cause, and the Effect. In me observe the Brahma of Mr. Emerson; not only +Brahma himself, but also the sacred musical composition rehearsed by the +faithful Hindoo. I am the real Gyges. None others are genuine.” + +And the veiled Son of the Starbeam laid himself loosely about the room, +and permeated Space generally. + +“Unfathomable Mystery,” said the Rosicrucian in a low, sweet voice. +“Brave Child with the Vitreous Optic! Thou who pervadest all things +and rubbest against us without abrasion of the cuticle. I command thee, +speak!” + +And the misty, intangible, indefinite Presence spoke. + + + + +BOOK IV + +MYSELF + + +After the events related in the last chapter, the reader will perceive +that nothing was easier than to reconcile Sir Edward to his son Lionel, +nor to resuscitate the beautiful Italian girl, who, it appears, was not +dead, and to cause Sir Edward to marry his first and boyish love, whom +he had deserted. They were married in St. George’s, Hanover Square. As +the bridal party stood before the altar, Sir Edward, with a sweet, sad +smile, said in quite his old manner,— + +“The Sublime and Beautiful are the Real; the only Ideal is the +Ridiculous and Homely. Let us always remember this. Let us through life +endeavor to personify the virtues, and always begin ’em with a capital +letter. Let us, whenever we can find an opportunity, deliver our +sentiments in the form of roundhand copies. Respect the Aged. Eschew +Vulgarity. Admire Ourselves. Regard the Novelist.” + + + + +N N. + +BEING A NOVEL IN THE FRENCH PARAGRAPHIC STYLE + + +—Mademoiselle, I swear to you that I love you. + +—You who read these pages. You who turn your burning eyes upon these +words—words that I trace—ah, heaven! the thought maddens me. + +—I will be calm. I will imitate the reserve of the festive Englishman, +who wears a spotted handkerchief which he calls a Belchio, who eats +biftek, and caresses a bulldog. I will subdue myself like him. + +—Ha! Poto-beer! All right—Goddam! + +—Or, I will conduct myself as the free-born American—the gay Brother +Jonathan. I will whittle me a stick. I will whistle to myself “Yankee +Doodle,” and forget my passion in excessive expectoration. + +—Ho! ho!—wake snakes and walk chalks. + +The world is divided into two great divisions,—Paris and the provinces. +There is but one Paris. There are several provinces, among which may be +numbered England, America, Russia, and Italy. + +N N. was a Parisian. + +But N N. did not live in Paris. Drop a Parisian in the provinces, and +you drop a part of Paris with him. Drop him in Senegambia, and in three +days he will give you an omelette soufflee, or a pate de foie gras, +served by the neatest of Senegambian filles, whom he will call +mademoiselle. In three weeks he will give you an opera. + +N N. was not dropped in Senegambia, but in San Francisco,—quite as +awkward. + +They find gold in San Francisco, but they don’t understand gilding. + +N N. existed three years in this place. He became bald on the top of his +head, as all Parisians do. Look down from your box at the Opera Comique, +mademoiselle, and count the bald crowns of the fast young men in the +pit. Ah—you tremble! They show where the arrows of love have struck and +glanced off. + +N N. was almost near-sighted, as all Parisians finally become. This is a +gallant provision of nature to spare them the mortification of observing +that their lady friends grow old. After a certain age every woman is +handsome to a Parisian. + +One day, N N. was walking down Washington Street. Suddenly he stopped. + +He was standing before the door of a mantua-maker. Beside the counter, +at the farther extremity of the shop, stood a young and elegantly formed +woman. Her face was turned from N N. He entered. With a plausible excuse +and seeming indifference, he gracefully opened conversation with the +mantua-maker as only a Parisian can. But he had to deal with a Parisian. +His attempts to view the features of the fair stranger by the counter +were deftly combated by the shopwoman. He was obliged to retire. + +N N. went home and lost his appetite. He was haunted by the elegant +basque and graceful shoulders of the fair unknown, during the whole +night. + +The next day he sauntered by the mantua-maker. Ah! Heavens! A thrill ran +through his frame, and his fingers tingled with a delicious electricity. +The fair inconnue was there! He raised his hat gracefully. He was not +certain, but he thought that a slight motion of her faultless bonnet +betrayed recognition. He would have wildly darted into the shop, but +just then the figure of the mantua-maker appeared in the doorway. + +—Did monsieur wish anything? + +—Misfortune! Desperation. N N. purchased a bottle of Prussic acid, a +sack of charcoal, and a quire of pink note-paper, and returned home. He +wrote a letter of farewell to the closely fitting basque, and opened the +bottle of Prussic acid. + +Some one knocked at his door. It was a Chinaman, with his weekly linen. + +These Chinese are docile, but not intelligent. They are ingenious, but +not creative. They are cunning in expedients, but deficient in tact. In +love they are simply barbarous. They purchase their wives openly, +and not constructively by attorney. By offering small sums for their +sweethearts, they degrade the value of the sex. + +Nevertheless, N N. felt he was saved. He explained all to the faithful +Mongolian, and exhibited the letter he had written. He implored him to +deliver it. + +The Mongolian assented. The race are not cleanly or sweet-savored, but +N N. fell upon his neck. He embraced him with one hand, and closed +his nostrils with the other. Through him, he felt he clasped the +close-fitting basque. + +The next day was one of agony and suspense. Evening came, but no mercy. +N N. lit the charcoal. But, to compose his nerves, he closed his door +and first walked mildly up and down Montgomery Street. When he returned, +he found the faithful Mongolian on the steps. + +—All lity! + +These Chinese are not accurate in their pronunciation. They avoid the +_r_, like the English nobleman. + +N N. gasped for breath. He leaned heavily against the Chinaman. + +—Then you have seen her, Ching Long? + +—Yes. All lity. She cum. Top side of house. + +The docile barbarian pointed up the stairs, and chuckled. + +—She here—impossible! Ah, Heaven! do I dream? + +—Yes. All lity,—top side of house. Good-by, John. + +This is the familiar parting epithet of the Mongolian. It is equivalent +to our au revoir. + +N N. gazed with a stupefied air on the departing servant. + +He placed his hand on his throbbing heart. She here,—alone beneath this +roof? Oh, heavens,—what happiness! + +But how? Torn from her home. Ruthlessly dragged, perhaps, from her +evening devotions, by the hands of a relentless barbarian. Could she +forgive him? + +He dashed frantically up the stairs. He opened the door. + +She was standing beside his couch with averted face. + +A strange giddiness overtook him. He sank upon his knees at the +threshold. + +—Pardon, pardon. My angel, can you forgive me? + +A terrible nausea now seemed added to the fearful giddiness. His +utterance grew thick and sluggish. + +—Speak, speak, enchantress. Forgiveness is all I ask. My Love, my Life! + +She did not answer. He staggered to his feet. As he rose, his eyes fell +on the pan of burning charcoal. A terrible suspicion flashed across his +mind. This giddiness—this nausea. The ignorance of the barbarian. This +silence. Oh, merciful heavens! she was dying! + +He crawled toward her. He touched her. She fell forward with a lifeless +sound upon the floor. He uttered a piercing shriek, and threw himself +beside her. + + * * * * * + +A file of gendarmes, accompanied by the Chef Burke, found him the next +morning lying lifeless upon the floor. They laughed brutally—these +cruel minions of the law—and disengaged his arm from the waist of the +wooden dummy which they had come to reclaim, from the mantua-maker. + +Emptying a few bucketfuls of water over his form, they finally succeeded +in robbing him, not only of his mistress, but of that Death he had +coveted without her. + +Ah! we live in a strange world, messieurs. + + + + +NO TITLE + +BY W-LK-E C-LL-NS + + +PROLOGUE + +The following advertisement appeared in the “Times” of the 17th of June, +1845:— + +WANTED.—A few young men for a light, genteel employment. Address J. W., +P. O. + +In the same paper, of same date, in another column:— + +TO LET.—That commodious and elegant family mansion, No. 27 Limehouse +Road, Pultneyville, will be rented low to a respectable tenant if +applied for immediately, the family being about to remove to the +Continent. + +Under the local intelligence, in another column:— + +MISSING.—An unknown elderly gentleman a week ago left his lodgings in +the Kent Road, since which nothing has been heard of him. He left no +trace of his identity except a portmanteau containing a couple of shirts +marked “209, Ward.” + +To find the connection between the mysterious disappearance of the +elderly gentleman and the anonymous communication, the relevancy of both +these incidents to the letting of a commodious family mansion, and the +dead secret involved in the three occurrences, is the task of the writer +of this history. + +A slim young man with spectacles, a large hat, drab gaiters, and a +notebook, sat late that night with a copy of the “Times” before him, and +a pencil which he rattled nervously between his teeth in the coffee-room +of the Blue Dragon. + + + + +CHAPTER I + +MARY JONES’S NARRATIVE + + +I am upper housemaid to the family that live at No. 27 Limehouse Road, +Pultneyville. I have been requested by Mr. Wilkey Collings, which I +takes the liberty of here stating is a gentleman born and bred, and +has some consideration for the feelings of servants, and is not above +rewarding them for their trouble, which is more than you can say for +some who ask questions and gets short answers enough, gracious knows, to +tell what I know about them. I have been requested to tell my story in +my own langwidge, though, being no schollard, mind cannot conceive. I +think my master is a brute. Do not know that he has ever attempted to +poison my missus,—which is too good for him, and how she ever came to +marry him, heart only can tell,—but believe him to be capable of any +such hatrosity. Have heard him swear dreadful because of not having his +shaving-water at nine o’clock precisely. Do not know whether he ever +forged a will or tried to get my missus’s property, although, not +having confidence in the man, should not be surprised if he had done +so. Believe that there was always something mysterious in his conduct. +Remember distinctly how the family left home to go abroad. Was putting +up my back hair, last Saturday morning, when I heard a ring. Says cook, +“That’s missus’s bell, and mind you hurry or the master ’ill know why.” + Says I, “Humbly thanking you, mem, but taking advice of them as is +competent to give it, I’ll take my time.” Found missus dressing herself +and master growling as usual. Says missus, quite cairn and easy-like, +“Mary, we begin to pack to-day.” “What for, mem?” says I, taken aback. +“What’s that hussy asking?” says master from the bedclothes quite +savage-like. “For the Continent—Italy,” says missus. “Can you go, +Mary?” Her voice was quite gentle and saintlike, but I knew the struggle +it cost, and says I, “With you, mem, to India’s torrid clime, if +required, but with African Gorillas,” says I, looking toward the bed, +“never.” “Leave the room,” says master, starting up and catching of +his bootjack. “Why, Charles!” says missus, “how you talk!” affecting +surprise. “Do go, Mary,” says she, slipping a half-crown into my hand. I +left the room, scorning to take notice of the odious wretch’s conduct. + +Cannot say whether my master and missus were ever legally married. +What with the dreadful state of morals nowadays and them stories in the +circulating libraries, innocent girls don’t know into what society +they might be obliged to take situations. Never saw missus’s marriage +certificate, though I have quite accidental-like looked in her desk when +open, and would have seen it. Do not know of any lovers missus might +have had. Believe she had a liking for John Thomas, footman, for she was +always spiteful-like—poor lady—when we were together—though there was +nothing between us, as cook well knows, and dare not deny, and missus +needn’t have been jealous. Have never seen arsenic or Prussian acid in +any of the private drawers—but have seen paregoric and camphor. One +of my master’s friends was a Count Moscow, a Russian papist—which I +detested. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +THE SLIM YOUNG MAN’S STORY + + +I am by profession a reporter, and writer for the press. I live at +Pultneyville. I have always had a passion for the marvelous, and have +been distinguished for my facility in tracing out mysteries, and solving +enigmatical occurrences. On the night of the 17th June, 1845, I left my +office and walked homeward. The night was bright and starlight. I was +revolving in my mind the words of a singular item I had just read in the +“Times.” I had reached the darkest portion of the road, and found +myself mechanically repeating: “An elderly gentleman a week ago left his +lodgings on the Kent Road,” when suddenly I heard a step behind me. + +I turned quickly, with an expression of horror in my face, and by the +light of the newly risen moon beheld an elderly gentleman, with green +cotton umbrella, approaching me. His hair, which was snow white, was +parted over a broad, open forehead. The expression of his face, which +was slightly flushed, was that of amiability verging almost upon +imbecility. There was a strange, inquiring look about the widely opened +mild blue eye,—a look that might have been intensified to insanity or +modified to idiocy. As he passed me, he paused and partly turned his +face, with a gesture of inquiry. I see him still, his white locks +blowing in the evening breeze, his hat a little on the back of his head, +and his figure painted in relief against the dark blue sky. + +Suddenly he turned his mild eye full upon me. A weak smile played about +his thin lips. In a voice which had something of the tremulousness +of age and the self-satisfied chuckle of imbecility in it, he asked, +pointing to the rising moon, “Why?—Hush!” + +He had dodged behind me, and appeared to be looking anxiously down the +road. I could feel his aged frame shaking with terror as he laid his +thin hands upon my shoulders and faced me in the direction of the +supposed danger. + +“Hush! did you not hear them coming?” + +I listened; there was no sound but the soughing of the roadside trees in +the evening wind. I endeavored to reassure him, with such success that +in a few moments the old weak smile appeared on his benevolent face. + +“Why?”—But the look of interrogation was succeeded by a hopeless +blankness. + +“Why?” I repeated with assuring accents. + +“Why,” he said, a gleam of intelligence flickering over his face, “is +yonder moon, as she sails in the blue empyrean, casting a flood of light +o’er hill and dale, like—Why,” he repeated, with a feeble smile, +“is yonder moon, as she sails in the blue empyrean”—He +hesitated,—stammered,—and gazed at me hopelessly, with the tears +dripping from his moist and widely opened eyes. + +I took his hand kindly in my own. “Casting a shadow o’er hill and dale,” + I repeated quietly, leading him up to the subject, “like—Come, now.” + +“Ah!” he said, pressing my hand tremulously, “you know it?” + +“I do. Why is it like—the—eh—the commodious mansion on the Limehouse +Road?” + +A blank stare only followed. He shook his head sadly. + +“Like the young men wanted for a light, genteel employment?” + +He wagged his feeble old head cunningly. + +“Or, Mr. Ward,” I said, with bold confidence, “like the mysterious +disappearance from the Kent Road?” The moment was full of suspense. He +did not seem to hear me. Suddenly he turned. + +“Ha!” + +I darted forward. But he had vanished in the darkness. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +NO. 27 LIMEHOUSE ROAD + + +It was a hot midsummer evening. Limehouse Road was deserted save by +dust and a few rattling butchers’ carts, and the bell of the muffin and +crumpet man. A commodious mansion, which stood on the right of the road +as you enter Pultneyville, surrounded by stately poplars and a high +fence surmounted by a cheval de frise of broken glass, looked to +the passing and footsore pedestrian like the genius of seclusion and +solitude. A bill announcing in the usual terms that the house was to let +hung from the bell at the servants’ entrance. + +As the shades of evening closed, and the long shadows of the poplars +stretched across the road, a man carrying a small kettle stopped and +gazed, first at the bill and then at the house. When he had reached the +corner of the fence, he again stopped and looked cautiously up and +down the road. Apparently satisfied with the result of his scrutiny, he +deliberately sat himself down in the dark shadow of the fence, and +at once busied himself in some employment, so well concealed as to be +invisible to the gaze of passers-by. At the end of an hour he retired +cautiously. + +But not altogether unseen. A slim young man, with spectacles and +notebook, stepped from behind a tree as the retreating figure of the +intruder was lost in the twilight, and transferred from the fence to his +notebook the freshly stenciled inscription, “S—T—1860—X.” + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +COUNT MOSCOW’S NARRATIVE + + +I am a foreigner. Observe! To be a foreigner in England is to be +mysterious, suspicious, intriguing. M. Collins has requested the +history of my complicity with certain occurrences. It is nothing, bah! +absolutely nothing. I write with ease and fluency. Why should I not +write? Tra-la-la! I am what you English call corpulent. Ha, ha! I am a +pupil of Macchiavelli. I find it much better to disbelieve everything, +and to approach my subject and wishes circuitously than in a direct +manner. You have observed that playful animal, the cat. Call it, and it +does not come to you directly, but rubs itself against all the furniture +in the room, and reaches you finally—and scratches. Ah, ha, scratches! +I am of the feline species. People call me a villain—bah! + +I know the family living No. 27 Limehouse Road. I respect the +gentleman,—a fine, burly specimen of your Englishman,—and madame, +charming, ravishing, delightful. When it became known to me that they +designed to let their delightful residence, and visit foreign shores, +I at once called upon them. I kissed the hand of madame. I embraced the +great Englishman. Madame blushed slightly. The great Englishman shook my +hand like a mastiff. + +I began in that dexterous, insinuating manner of which I am truly proud. +I thought madame was ill. Ah, no. A change, then, was all that was +required. I sat down at the piano and sang. In a few minutes madame +retired. I was alone with my friend. + +Seizing his hand, I began with every demonstration of courteous +sympathy. I do not repeat my words, for my intention was conveyed more +in accent, emphasis, and manner, than speech. I hinted to him that he +had another wife living. I suggested that this was balanced—ha!—by his +wife’s lover. That, possibly, he wished to fly; hence the letting of his +delightful mansion. That he regularly and systematically beat his wife +in the English manner, and that she repeatedly deceived him. I talked +of hope, of consolation, of remedy. I carelessly produced a bottle of +strychnine and a small vial of stramonium from my pocket, and enlarged +on the efficiency of drugs. His face, which had gradually become +convulsed, suddenly became fixed with a frightful expression. He started +to his feet, and roared, “You d—d Frenchman!” + +I instantly changed my tactics, and endeavored to embrace him. He kicked +me twice, violently. I begged permission to kiss madame’s hand. He +replied by throwing me downstairs. + +I am in bed with my head bound up, and beefsteaks upon my eyes, but +still confident and buoyant. I have not lost faith in Macchiavelli. +Tra-la-la! as they sing in the opera. I kiss everybody’s hands. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +DR. DIGGS’S STATEMENT + + +My name is David Diggs. I am a surgeon, living at No. 9 Tottenham Court. +On the 15th of June, 1854, I was called to see an elderly gentleman +lodging on the Kent Road. Found him highly excited, with strong febrile +symptoms, pulse 120, increasing. Repeated incoherently what I judged to +be the popular form of a conundrum. On closer examination found acute +hydrocephalus, and both lobes of the brain rapidly filling with water. +In consultation with an eminent phrenologist, it was further discovered +that all the organs were more or less obliterated, except that of +Comparison. Hence the patient was enabled to only distinguish the most +common points of resemblance between objects, without drawing upon other +faculties, such as Ideality or Language, for assistance. Later in +the day found him sinking,—being evidently unable to carry the most +ordinary conundrum to a successful issue. Exhibited Tinct. Val., Ext. +Opii, and Camphor, and prescribed quiet and emollients. On the 17th the +patient was missing. + + + + +CHAPTER LAST + +STATEMENT OF THE PUBLISHER + + +On the 18th of June, Mr. Wilkie Collins left a roll of manuscript with +us for publication, without title or direction, since which time he +has not been heard from. In spite of the care of the proof-readers, and +valuable literary assistance, it is feared that the continuity of the +story has been destroyed by some accidental misplacing of chapters +during its progress. How and what chapters are so misplaced, the +publisher leaves to an indulgent public to discover. + + + + +HANDSOME IS AS HANDSOME DOES + +BY CH-S R-DE + + +CHAPTER I + +The Dodds were dead. For twenty years they had slept under the green +graves of Kittery churchyard. The townfolk still spoke of them kindly. +The keeper of the alehouse, where David had smoked his pipe, regretted +him regularly, and Mistress Kitty, Mrs. Dodd’s maid, whose trim figure +always looked well in her mistress’s gowns, was inconsolable. The +Hardins were in America. Raby was aristocratically gouty; Mrs. Raby, +religious. Briefly, then, we have disposed of— + +1. Mr. and Mrs. Dodd (dead). + +2. Mr. and Mrs. Hardin (translated). + +3. Raby, baron et femme. (Yet I don’t know about the former; he came of +a long-lived family, and the gout is an uncertain-disease.) + +We have active at the present writing (place aux dames)— + +1. Lady Caroline Coventry, niece of Sir Frederick. + +2. Faraday Huxley Little, son of Henry and Graco Little deceased. + +_Sequitur_ to the above, A HERO AND HEROINE. + + + + +CHAPTER II + + +On the death of his parents, Faraday Little was taken to Raby Hall. +In accepting his guardianship, Mr. Raby struggled stoutly against two +prejudices: Faraday was plain-looking and skeptical. + +“Handsome is as handsome does, sweetheart,” pleaded Jael, interceding +for the orphan with arms that were still beautiful. “Dear knows, it is +not his fault if he does not look like—his father,” she added with +a great gulp. Jael was a woman, and vindicated her womanhood by never +entirely forgiving a former rival. + +“It’s not that alone, madam,” screamed Raby, “but, d—m it, the little +rascal’s a scientist,—an atheist, a radical, a scoffer! Disbelieves +in the Bible, ma’am; is full of this Darwinian stuff about natural +selection and descent. Descent, forsooth! In my day, madam, gentlemen +were content to trace their ancestors back to gentlemen, and not +to—monkeys!” + +“Dear heart, the boy is clever,” urged Jael. + +“Clever!” roared Raby; “what does a gentleman want with cleverness?” + + + + +CHAPTER III + + +Young Little _was_ clever. At seven he had constructed a telescope; at +nine, a flying-machine. At ten he saved a valuable life. + +Norwood Park was the adjacent estate,—a lordly domain dotted with red +deer and black trunks, but scrupulously kept with graveled roads as +hard and blue as steel. There Little was strolling one summer morning, +meditating on a new top with concealed springs. At a little distance +before him he saw the flutter of lace and ribbons. A young lady, a +very young lady,—say of seven summers,—tricked out in the crying +abominations of the present fashion, stood beside a low bush. Her +nursery-maid was not present, possibly owing to the fact that John the +footman was also absent. + + Suddenly Little came towards her. “Excuse me, but do you know what + those berries are?” He was pointing to the low bush filled with dark + clusters of shining—suspiciously shining—fruit. + +“Certainly; they are blueberries.” + +“Pardon me; you are mistaken. They belong to quite another family.” + +Miss Impudence drew herself up to her full height (exactly three feet +nine and a half inches), and, curling an eighth of an inch of scarlet +lip, said scornfully, “_Your_ family, perhaps.” + +Faraday Little smiled in the superiority of boyhood over girlhood. + +“I allude to the classification. That plant is the belladonna, or deadly +nightshade. Its alkaloid is a narcotic poison.” + +Sauciness turned pale. “I—have—just—eaten—some!” And began to +whimper. “Oh dear, what shall I do?” Then did it, i. e., wrung her small +fingers, and cried. + +“Pardon me one moment.” Little passed his arm around her neck, and with +his thumb opened widely the patrician-veined lids of her sweet blue +eyes. “Thank Heaven, there is yet no dilation of the pupil; it is not +too late!” He cast a rapid glance around. The nozzle and about three +feet of garden hose lay near him. + +“Open your mouth, quick!” + +It was a pretty, kissable mouth. But young Little meant business. He put +the nozzle down her pink throat as far as it would go. + +“Now, don’t move.” + +He wrapped his handkerchief around a hoop-stick. Then he inserted both +in the other end of the stiff hose. It fitted snugly. He shoved it in +and then drew it back. + +Nature abhors a vacuum. The young patrician was as amenable to this law +as the child of the lowest peasant. She succumbed. It was all over in a +minute. Then she burst into a small fury. + +“You nasty, bad—_ugly_ boy.” + +Young Little winced, but smiled. + +“Stimulants,” he whispered to the frightened nurserymaid, who +approached; “good-evening.” He was gone. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + + +The breach between young Little and Mr. Raby was slowly widening. Little +found objectionable features in the Hall. “This black oak ceiling and +wainscoting is not as healthful as plaster; besides, it absorbs the +light. The bedroom ceiling is too low; the Elizabethan architects knew +nothing of ventilation. The color of that oak paneling which you admire +is due to an excess of carbon and the exuvia from the pores of your +skin”— + +“Leave the house,” bellowed Raby, “before the roof falls on your +sacrilegious head!” + +As Little left the house, Lady Caroline and a handsome boy of about +Little’s age entered. Lady Caroline recoiled, and then—blushed. Little +glared; he instinctively felt the presence of a rival. + + + + +CHAPTER V + + +Little worked hard. He studied night and day. In five years he became a +lecturer, then a professor. + +He soared as high as the clouds, he dipped as low as the cellars of the +London poor. He analyzed the London fog, and found it two parts smoke, +one disease, one unmentionable abominations. He published a pamphlet, +which was violently attacked. Then he knew he had done something. + +But he had not forgotten Caroline. He was walking one day in the +Zoological Gardens, and he came upon a pretty picture,—flesh and blood, +too. + +Lady Caroline feeding buns to the bears! An exquisite thrill passed +through his veins. She turned her sweet face and their eyes met. They +recollected their first meeting seven years before, but it was his turn +to be shy and timid. Wonderful power of age and sex! She met him with +perfect self-possession. + +“Well meant, but indigestible, I fear” (he alluded to the buns). + +“A clever person like yourself can easily correct that” (she, the +slyboots, was thinking of something else). + +In a few moments they were chatting gayly. Little eagerly descanted upon +the different animals; she listened with delicious interest. An hour +glided delightfully away. + +After this sunshine, clouds. + +To them suddenly entered Mr. Raby and a handsome young man. The +gentlemen bowed stiffly and looked vicious—as they felt. The lady of +this quartette smiled amiably—as she did not feel. + +“Looking at your ancestors, I suppose,” said Mr. Raby, pointing to the +monkeys; “we will not disturb you. Come.” And he led Caroline away. + +Little was heart-sick. He dared not follow them. But an hour later he +saw something which filled his heart with bliss unspeakable. + +Lady Caroline, with a divine smile on her face, feeding the monkeys! + + + + +CHAPTER VI + + +Encouraged by love, Little worked hard upon his new flying-machine. His +labors were lightened by talking of the beloved one with her French maid +Therese, whom he had discreetly bribed. Mademoiselle Therese was venal, +like all her class, but in this instance I fear she was not bribed by +British gold. Strange as it may seem to the British mind, it was British +genius, British eloquence, British thought, that brought her to the feet +of this young savan. + +“I believe,” said Lady Caroline, one day, interrupting her maid in a +glowing eulogium upon the skill of “M. Leetell,”—“I believe you are +in love with this professor.” A quick flush crossed the olive cheek of +Therese, which Lady Caroline afterward remembered. + +The eventful day of trial came. The public were gathered, impatient and +scornful as the pig-headed public are apt to be. In the open area a long +cylindrical balloon, in shape like a Bologna sausage, swayed above the +machine, from which, like some enormous bird caught in a net, it tried +to free itself. A heavy rope held it fast to the ground. + +Little was waiting for the ballast, when his eye caught Lady Caroline’s +among the spectators. The glance was appealing. In a moment he was at +her side. + +“I should like so much to get into the machine,” said the arch-hypocrite +demurely. + +“Are you engaged to marry young Raby?” said Little bluntly. + +“As you please,” she said with a curtsey; “do I take this as a refusal?” + +Little was a gentleman. He lifted her and her lap-dog into the car. + +“How nice! it won’t go off?” + +“No, the rope is strong, and the ballast is not yet in.” + +A report like a pistol, a cry from the spectators, a thousand hands +stretched to grasp the parted rope, and the balloon darted upward. + +Only one hand of that thousand caught the rope,—Little’s! But in the +same instant the horror-stricken spectators saw him whirled from his +feet and borne upward, still clinging to the rope, into space. + + + + +CHAPTER VII [Footnote: The right of dramatization of this and succeeding +chapters is reserved by the writer.] + + +Lady Caroline fainted. The cold, watery nose of her dog on her cheek +brought her to herself. She dared not look over the edge of the car; +she dared not look up to the bellowing monster above her, bearing her to +death. She threw herself on the bottom of the car, and embraced the only +living thing spared her,—the poodle. Then she cried. Then a clear voice +came apparently out of the circumambient air,— + +“May I trouble you to look at the barometer?” + +She put her head over the car. Little was hanging at the end of a long +rope. She put her head back again. + +In another moment he saw her perplexed, blushing face over the +edge,—blissful sight. + +“Oh, please don’t think of coming up! Stay there, do!” + +Little stayed. Of course she could make nothing out of the barometer, +and said so. Little smiled. + +“Will you kindly send it down to me?” + +But she had no string or cord. Finally she said, “Wait a moment.” Little +waited. This time her face did not appear. The barometer came slowly +down at the end of—a stay-lace. + +The barometer showed a frightful elevation. Little looked up at the +valve and said nothing. Presently he heard a sigh. Then a sob. Then, +rather sharply,— + +“Why don’t you do something?” + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + + +Little came up the rope hand over hand. Lady Caroline crouched in the +farther side of the car. Fido, the poodle, whined. + +“Poor thing,” said Lady Caroline, “it’s hungry.” + +“Do you wish to save the dog?” said Little. + +“Yes.” + +“Give me your parasol.” + +She handed Little a good-sized affair of lace and silk and whalebone. +(None of your “sunshades.”) Little examined its ribs carefully. + +“Give me the dog.” + +Lady Caroline hurriedly slipped a note under the dog’s collar, and +passed over her pet. + +Little tied the dog to the handle of the parasol and launched them both +into space. The next moment they were slowly, but tranquilly, sailing to +the earth. + +“A parasol and a parachute are distinct, but not different. Be not +alarmed, he will get his dinner at some farmhouse.” + +“Where are we now?” + +“That opaque spot you see is London fog. Those twin clouds are North and +South America. Jerusalem and Madagascar are those specks to the right.” + +Lady Caroline moved nearer; she was becoming interested. Then she +recalled herself, and said freezingly, “How are we going to descend?” + +“By opening the valve.” + +“Why don’t you open it then?” + +“BECAUSE THE VALVE-STRING IS BROKEN!” + + + + +CHAPTER IX + + +Lady Caroline fainted. When she revived it was dark. They were +apparently cleaving their way through a solid block of black marble. She +moaned and shuddered. + +“I wish we had a light.” + +“I have no lucifers,” said Little. “I observe, however, that you wear +a necklace of amber. Amber under certain conditions becomes highly +electrical. Permit me.” + +He took the amber necklace and rubbed it briskly. Then he asked her to +present her knuckle to the gem. A bright spark was the result. This was +repeated for some hours. The light was not brilliant, but it was enough +for the purposes of propriety, and satisfied the delicately minded girl. + +Suddenly there was a tearing, hissing noise and a smell of gas. Little +looked up and turned pale. The balloon, at what I shall call the pointed +end of the Bologna sausage, was evidently bursting from increased +pressure. The gas was escaping, and already they were beginning to +descend. Little was resigned but firm. + +“If the silk gives way, then we are lost. Unfortunately I have no rope +nor material for binding it.” + +The woman’s instinct had arrived at the same conclusion sooner than the +man’s reason. But she was hesitating over a detail. + +“Will you go down the rope for a moment?” she said, with a sweet smile. + +Little went down. Presently she called to him. She held something in her +hand,—a wonderful invention of the seventeenth century, improved and +perfected in this: a pyramid of sixteen circular hoops of light yet +strong steel, attached to each other by cloth bands. + +With a cry of joy Little seized them, climbed to the balloon, and fitted +the elastic hoops over its conical end. Then he returned to the car. + +“We are saved.” Lady Caroline, blushing, gathered her slim but antique +drapery against the other end of the car. + + + + +CHAPTER X + + +They were slowly descending. Presently Lady Caroline distinguished the +outlines of Raby Hall. + +“I think I will get out here,” she said. + +Little anchored the balloon, and prepared to follow her. + +“Not so, my friend,” she said, with an arch smile. “We must not be seen +together. People might talk. Farewell.” + +Little sprang again into the balloon and sped away to America. He came +down in California, oddly enough in front of Hardin’s door, at Dutch +Flat. Hardin was just examining a specimen of ore. + +“You are a scientist; can you tell me if that is worth anything?” he +said, handing it to Little. + +Little held it to the light. “It contains ninety per cent of silver.” + +Hardin embraced him. “Can I do anything for you, and why are you here?” + +Little told his story. Hardin asked to see the rope. Then he examined it +carefully. + +“Ah, this was cut, not broken!” + +“With a knife?” asked Little. + +“No. Observe both sides are equally indented. It was done with a +_scissors_!” + +“Just Heaven!” gasped Little. “Therese!” + + + + +CHAPTER XI + + +Little returned to London. Passing through London one day he met a +dog-fancier. + +“Buy a nice poodle, sir?” + +Something in the animal attracted his attention. + +“Fido!” he gasped. + +The dog yelped. + +Little bought him. On taking off his collar a piece of paper rustled to +the floor. He knew the handwriting and kissed it. It ran:— + +To THE HONORABLE AUGUSTUS RABY—I cannot marry you. If I marry any one +[sly puss] it will be the man who has twice saved my life, Professor +Little. CAROLINE COVENTRY. + +And she did. + + + + +LOTHAW + +OR + +THE ADVENTURES OF A YOUNG GENTLEMAN IN SEARCH OF A RELIGION + +BY MR. BENJAMINS + + +CHAPTER I + +“I remember him a little boy,” said the Duchess. “His mother was a dear +friend of mine; you know she was one of my bridesmaids.” + +“And you have never seen him since, mamma?” asked the oldest married +daughter, who did not look a day older than her mother. + +“Never; he was an orphan shortly after. I have often reproached myself, +but it is so difficult to see boys.” + +This simple yet first-class conversation existed in the morning-room of +Plusham, where the mistress of the palatial mansion sat involved in the +sacred privacy of a circle of her married daughters. One dexterously +applied golden knitting-needles to the fabrication of a purse of floss +silk of the rarest texture, which none who knew the almost fabulous +wealth of the Duke would believe was ever destined to hold in its silken +meshes a less sum than 1,000,000 pounds; another adorned a slipper +exclusively with seed pearls; a third emblazoned a page with rare +pigments and the finest quality of gold leaf. Beautiful forms leaned +over frames glowing with embroidery, and beautiful frames leaned over +forms inlaid with mother-of-pearl. Others, more remote, occasionally +burst into melody as they tried the passages of a new and exclusive air +given to them in MS. by some titled and devoted friend, for the private +use of the aristocracy alone, and absolutely prohibited for publication. + +The Duchess, herself the superlative of beauty, wealth, and position, +was married to the highest noble in the Three Kingdoms. Those who talked +about such matters said that their progeny were exactly like their +parents,—a peculiarity of the aristocratic and wealthy. They all looked +like brothers and sisters, except their parents, who, such was their +purity of blood, the perfection of their manners, and the opulence of +their condition, might have been taken for their own children’s elder +son and daughter. The daughters, with one exception, were all married to +the highest nobles in the land. That exception was the Lady Coriander, +who, there being no vacancy above a marquis and a rental of 1,000,000 +pounds, waited. Gathered around the refined and sacred circle of their +breakfast-table, with their glittering coronets, which, in filial +respect to their father’s Tory instincts and their mother’s Ritualistic +tastes, they always wore on their regal brows, the effect was dazzling +as it was refined. It was this peculiarity and their strong family +resemblance which led their brother-in-law, the good-humored St. +Addlegourd, to say that, “’Pon my soul, you know, the whole precious mob +looked like a ghastly pack of court cards, you know.” St. Addlegourd was +a radical. Having a rent-roll of 15,000,000 pounds, and belonging to one +of the oldest families in Britain, he could afford to be. + +“Mamma, I’ve just dropped a pearl,” said the Lady Coriander, bending +over the Persian hearth-rug. + +“From your lips, sweet friend?” said Lothaw, who came of age and entered +the room at the same moment. + +“No, from my work. It was a very valuable pearl, mamma; papa gave Isaacs +Sons 50,000 pounds for the two.” + +“Ah, indeed,” said the Duchess, languidly rising; “let us go to +luncheon.” + +“But, your Grace,” interposed Lothaw, who was still quite young, and +had dropped on all fours on the carpet in search of the missing gem, +“consider the value”— + +“Dear friend,” interposed the Duchess with infinite tact, gently lifting +him by the tails of his dress coat, “I am waiting for your arm.” + + + + +CHAPTER II + + +Lothaw was immensely rich. The possessor of seventeen castles, fifteen +villas, nine shooting-boxes, and seven town houses, he had other estates +of which he had not even heard. + +Everybody at Plusham played croquet, and none badly. Next to their +purity of blood and great wealth, the family were famous for this +accomplishment. Yet Lothaw soon tired of the game, and after seriously +damaging his aristocratically large foot in an attempt to “tight +croquet” the Lady Aniseed’s ball, he limped away to join the Duchess. + +“I’m going to the hennery,” she said. + + +“Let me go with you; I dearly love fowls—broiled,” he added +thoughtfully. + +“The Duke gave Lady Montairy some large Cochins the other day,” + continued the Duchess, changing the subject with delicate tact. + + “Lady Montairy + Quite contrairy, + How do your Cochins grow?” + +sang Lothaw gayly. + +The Duchess looked shocked. After a prolonged silence Lothaw abruptly +and gravely said:— + +“If you please, ma’am, when I come into my property I should like to +build some improved dwellings for the poor, and marry Lady Coriander.” + +“You amaze me, dear friend; and yet both your aspirations are noble and +eminently proper,” said the Duchess. + +“Coriander is but a child,—and yet,” she added, looking graciously upon +her companion, “for the matter of that, so are you.” + + + + +CHAPTER III + + +Mr. Putney Giles’s was Lothaw’s first grand dinner-party. Yet, by +carefully watching the others, he managed to acquit himself creditably, +and avoided drinking out of the finger-bowl by first secretly testing +its contents with a spoon. The conversation was peculiar and singularly +interesting. + +“Then you think that monogamy is simply a question of the thermometer?” + said Mrs. Putney Giles to her companion. + +“I certainly think that polygamy should be limited by isothermal lines,” + replied Lothaw. + +“I should say it was a matter of latitude,” observed a loud, talkative +man opposite. He was an Oxford professor with a taste for satire, +and had made himself very obnoxious to the company, during dinner, +by speaking disparagingly of a former well-known chancellor of the +exchequer,—a great statesman and brilliant novelist,—whom he feared +and hated. + +Suddenly there was a sensation in the room; among the females it +absolutely amounted to a nervous thrill. His Eminence, the Cardinal, was +announced. He entered with great suavity of manner, and after shaking +hands with everybody, asking after their relatives, and chucking the +more delicate females under the chin with a high-bred grace peculiar to +his profession, he sat down, saying, “And how do we all find ourselves +this evening, my dears?” in several different languages, which he spoke +fluently. + +Lothaw’s heart was touched. His deeply religious convictions were +impressed. He instantly went up to this gifted being, confessed, and +received absolution. “To-morrow,” he said to himself, “I will partake +of the communion, and endow the Church with my vast estates. For the +present I’ll let the improved cottages go.” + + + + +CHAPTER IV + + +As Lothaw turned to leave the Cardinal, he was struck by a beautiful +face. It was that of a matron, slim but shapely as an Ionic column. Her +face was Grecian, with Corinthian temples; Hellenic eyes that looked +from jutting eyebrows, like dormer-windows in an Attic forehead, +completed her perfect Athenian outline. She wore a black frock-coat +tightly buttoned over her bloomer trousers, and a standing collar. + +“Your lordship is struck by that face?” said a social parasite. + +“I am; who is she?” + +“Her name is Mary Ann. She is married to an American, and has lately +invented a new religion.” + +“Ah!” said Lothaw eagerly, with difficulty restraining himself from +rushing toward her. + +“Yes; shall I introduce you?” + +Lothaw thought of Lady Coriander’s High Church proclivities, of the +Cardinal, and hesitated: “No, I thank you, not now.” + + + + +CHAPTER V + + +Lothaw was maturing. He had attended two womens’ rights conventions, +three Fenian meetings, had dined at White’s, and had danced _vis-a-vis_ +to a prince of the blood, and eaten off gold plates at Crecy House. + +His stables were near Oxford, and occupied more ground than the +University. He was driving over there one day, when he perceived +some rustics and menials endeavoring to stop a pair of runaway horses +attached to a carriage in which a lady and gentleman were seated. Calmly +awaiting the termination of the accident, with high-bred courtesy Lothaw +forbore to interfere until the carriage was overturned, the occupants +thrown out, and the runaways secured by the servants, when he advanced +and offered the lady the exclusive use of his Oxford stables. + +Turning upon him a face whose perfect Hellenic details he remembered, +she slowly dragged a gentleman from under the wheels into the light, +and presented him with ladylike dignity as her husband, Major-General +Camperdown, an American. + +“Ah,” said Lothaw carelessly, “I believe I have some land there. If +I mistake not, my agent, Mr. Putney Giles, lately purchased the State +of—Illinois—I think you call it.” + +“Exactly. As a former resident of the city of Chicago, let me introduce +myself as your tenant.” + +Lothaw bowed graciously to the gentleman, who, except that he +seemed better dressed than most Englishmen, showed no other signs of +inferiority and plebeian extraction. + +“We have met before,” said Lothaw to the lady as she leaned on his arm, +while they visited his stables, the University, and other places of +interest in Oxford, “Pray tell me, what is this new religion of yours?” + +“It is Woman Suffrage, Free Love, Mutual Affinity, and Communism. +Embrace it and me.” + +Lothaw did not know exactly what to do. She, however, soothed and +sustained his agitated frame, and sealed with an embrace his speechless +form. The General approached and coughed slightly with gentlemanly tact. + +“My husband will be too happy to talk with you further on this subject,” + she said with quiet dignity, as she regained the General’s side. “Come +with us to Oneida. Brook Farm is a thing of the past.” + + + + +CHAPTER VI + + +As Lothaw drove toward his country-seat, The Mural Inclosure, he +observed a crowd, apparently of the working-class, gathered around a +singular-looking man in the picturesque garb of an Ethiopian serenader. +“What does he say?” inquired Lothaw of his driver. + +The man touched his hat respectfully, and said, “My Mary Ann.” + +“‘My Mary Ann!’” Lothaw’s heart beat rapidly. Who was this mysterious +foreigner? He had heard from Lady Coriander of a certain Popish plot; +but could he connect Mr. Camperdown with it? + +The spectacle of two hundred men at arms, who advanced to meet him at +the gates of The Mural Inclosure, drove all else from the still youthful +and impressible mind of Lothaw. Immediately behind them, on the steps of +the baronial halls, were ranged his retainers, led by the chief cook and +bottle-washer and head crumb-remover. On either side were two companies +of laundry-maids, preceded by the chief crimper and flutter, supporting a +long Ancestral Line, on which depended the family linen, and under which +the youthful lord of the manor passed into the halls of his fathers. +Twenty-four scullions carried the massive gold and silver plate of the +family on their shoulders, and deposited it at the feet of their master. +The spoons were then solemnly counted by the steward, and the perfect +ceremony ended. + +Lothaw sighed. He sought out the gorgeously gilded “Taj,” or sacred +mausoleum erected to his grandfather in the second-story front room, and +wept over the man he did not know. + +He wandered alone in his magnificent park, and then, throwing himself +on a grassy bank, pondered on the Great First Cause and the necessity +of religion. “I will send Mary Ann a handsome present,” said Lothaw +thoughtfully. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + + +“Each of these pearls, my lord, is worth fifty thousand guineas,” said +Mr. Amethyst, the fashionable jeweler, as he lightly lifted a large +shovelful from a convenient bin behind his counter. + +“Indeed,” said Lothaw carelessly, “I should prefer to see some expensive +ones.” + +“Some number sixes, I suppose,” said Mr. Amethyst, taking a couple from +the apex of a small pyramid that lay piled on the shelf. “These are +about the size of the Duchess of Billingsgate’s, but they are in finer +condition. The fact is, her Grace permits her two children, the Marquis +of Smithfield and the Duke of St. Giles,—two sweet pretty boys, my +lord,—to use them as marbles in their games. Pearls require some +attention, and I go down there regularly twice a week to clean them. +Perhaps your lordship would like some ropes of pearls?” + +“About half a cable’s length,” said Lothaw shortly, “and send them to my +lodgings.” + +Mr. Amethyst became thoughtful. “I am afraid I have not the exact +number—that is—excuse me one moment. I will run over to the Tower and +borrow a few from the crown jewels.” And before Lothaw could prevent +him, he seized his hat and left Lothaw alone. + +His position certainly was embarrassing. He could not move without +stepping on costly gems which had rolled from the counter; the rarest +diamonds lay scattered on the shelves; untold fortunes in priceless +emeralds lay within his grasp. Although such was the aristocratic purity +of his blood and the strength of his religious convictions that he +probably would not have pocketed a single diamond, still he could not +help thinking that he might be accused of taking some. “You can search +me, if you like,” he said when Mr. Amethyst returned; “but I assure you, +upon the honor of a gentleman, that I have taken nothing.” + +“Enough, my lord,” said Mr. Amethyst, with a low bow; “we never search +the aristocracy.” + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + + +As Lothaw left Mr. Amethyst’s, he ran against General Camperdown. “How +is Mary Ann?” he asked hurriedly. + +“I regret to state that she is dying,” said the General, with a grave +voice, as he removed his cigar from his lips, and lifted his hat to +Lothaw. + +“Dying!” said Lothaw incredulously. + +“Alas, too true!” replied the General. “The engagements of a long +lecturing season, exposure in traveling by railway during the winter, +and the imperfect nourishment afforded by the refreshments along the +road, have told on her delicate frame. But she wants to see you before +she dies. Here is the key of my lodging. I will finish my cigar out +here.” + +Lothaw hardly recognized those wasted Hellenic outlines as he entered +the dimly lighted room of the dying woman. She was already a classic +ruin,—as wrecked and yet as perfect as the Parthenon. He grasped her +hand silently. + +“Open-air speaking twice a week, and Saleratus bread in the rural +districts, have brought me to this,” she said feebly; “but it is well. +The cause progresses. The tyrant man succumbs.” + +Lothaw could only press her hand. + +“Promise me one thing. Don’t—whatever you do—become a Catholic.” + +“Why?” + +“The Church does not recognize divorce. And now embrace me. I would +prefer at this supreme moment to introduce myself to the next world +through the medium of the best society in this. Good-by. When I am dead, +be good enough to inform my husband of the fact.” + + + + +CHAPTER IX + + +Lothaw spent the next six months on an Aryan island, in an Aryan +climate, and with an Aryan race. + +“This is an Aryan landscape,” said his host, “and that is a Mary Ann +statue.” It was, in fact, a full-length figure in marble of Mrs. General +Camperdown. + +“If you please, I should like to become a Pagan,” said Lothaw, one day, +after listening to an impassioned discourse on Greek art from the lips +of his host. + +But that night, on consulting a well-known spiritual medium, Lothaw +received a message from the late Mrs. General Camperdown, advising him +to return to England. Two days later he presented himself at Plusham. + +“The young ladies are in the garden,” said the Duchess. “Don’t you want +to go and pick a rose?” she added with a gracious smile, and the nearest +approach to a wink that was consistent with her patrician bearing and +aquiline nose. + +Lothaw went and presently returned with the blushing Coriander upon his +arm. + +“Bless you, my children,” said the Duchess. Then turning to Lothaw, she +said: “You have simply fulfilled and accepted your inevitable destiny. +It was morally impossible for you to marry out of this family. For the +present, the Church of England is safe.” + + + + +THE HAUNTED MAN + +BY CH—R—S D—CK—N—S. + +A CHRISTMAS STORY + + +PART I + +THE FIRST PHANTOM + + +Don’t tell me that it wasn’t a knocker. I had seen it often enough, and +I ought to know. So ought the three-o’clock beer, in dirty high-lows, +swinging himself over the railing, or executing a demoniacal jig upon +the doorstep; so ought the butcher, although butchers as a general thing +are scornful of such trifles; so ought the postman, to whom knockers of +the most extravagant description were merely human weaknesses, that were +to be pitied and used. And so ought for the matter of that, etc., etc., +etc. + +But then it was _such_ a knocker. A wild, extravagant, and utterly +incomprehensible knocker. A knocker so mysterious and suspicious that +policeman X 37, first coming upon it, felt inclined to take it instantly +in custody, but compromised with his professional instincts by sharply +and sternly noting it with an eye that admitted of no nonsense, but +confidently expected to detect its secret yet. An ugly knocker; a +knocker with a hard human face, that was a type of the harder human +face within. A human face that held between its teeth a brazen rod. So +hereafter, in the mysterious future should be held, etc., etc. + +But if the knocker had a fierce human aspect in the glare of day, +you should have seen it at night, when it peered out of the gathering +shadows and suggested an ambushed figure; when the light of the street +lamps fell upon it, and wrought a play of sinister expression in its +hard outlines; when it seemed to wink meaningly at a shrouded figure +who, as the night fell darkly, crept up the steps and passed into the +mysterious house; when the swinging door disclosed a black passage +into which the figure seemed to lose itself and become a part of the +mysterious gloom; when the night grew boisterous and the fierce wind +made furious charges at the knocker, as if to wrench it off and carry it +away in triumph. Such a night as this. + +It was a wild and pitiless wind. A wind that had commenced life as a +gentle country zephyr, but, wandering through manufacturing towns, had +become demoralized, and, reaching the city, had plunged into extravagant +dissipation and wild excesses. A roistering wind that indulged in +Bacchanalian shouts on the street corners, that knocked off the hats +from the heads of helpless passengers, and then fulfilled its duties by +speeding away, like all young prodigals,—to sea. + +He sat alone in a gloomy library listening to the wind that roared in +the chimney. Around him novels and storybooks were strewn thickly; in +his lap he held one with its pages freshly cut, and turned the leaves +wearily until his eyes rested upon a portrait in its frontispiece. And +as the wind howled the more fiercely, and the darkness without fell +blacker, a strange and fateful likeness to that portrait appeared above +his chair and leaned upon his shoulder. The Haunted Man gazed at the +portrait and sighed. The figure gazed at the portrait and sighed too. + +“Here again?” said the Haunted Man. + +“Here again,” it repeated in a low voice. + +“Another novel?” + +“Another novel.” + +“The old story?” + +“The old story.” + +“I see a child,” said the Haunted Man, gazing from the pages of the +book into the fire,—“a most unnatural child, a model infant. It is +prematurely old and philosophic. It dies in poverty to slow music. It +dies surrounded by luxury to slow music. It dies with an accompaniment +of golden water and rattling carts to slow music. Previous to its +decease it makes a will; it repeats the Lord’s Prayer, it kisses the +‘boofer lady.’ That child”— + +“Is mine,” said the phantom. + +“I see a good woman, undersized. I see several charming women, but they +are all undersized. They are more or less imbecile and idiotic, but +always fascinating and undersized. They wear coquettish caps and aprons. +I observe that feminine virtue is invariably below the medium height, +and that it is always simple and infantine. These women”— + +“Are mine.” + +“I see a haughty, proud, and wicked lady. She is tall and queenly. +I remark that all proud and wicked women are tall and queenly. That +woman”— + +“Is mine,” said the phantom, wringing his hands. + +“I see several things continually impending. I observe that whenever an +accident, a murder, or death is about to happen, there is something in +the furniture, in the locality, in the atmosphere, that foreshadows +and suggests it years in advance. I cannot say that in real life I have +noticed it,—the perception of this surprising fact belongs”— + +“To me!” said the phantom. The Haunted Man continued, in a despairing +tone,— + +“I see the influence of this in the magazines and daily papers; I see +weak imitators rise up and enfeeble the world with senseless formula. +I am getting tired of it. It won’t do, Charles! it won’t do!” and the +Haunted Man buried his head in his hands and groaned. The figure looked +down upon him sternly; the portrait in the frontispiece frowned as he +gazed. + +“Wretched man,” said the phantom, “and how have these things affected +you?” + +“Once I laughed and cried, but then I was younger. Now, I would forget +them if I could.” + +“Have then your wish. And take this with you, man whom I renounce. From +this day henceforth you shall live with those whom I displace. Without +forgetting me, ’twill be your lot to walk through life as if we had not +met. But first you shall survey these scenes that henceforth must be +yours. At one to-night, prepare to meet the phantom I have raised. +Farewell!” + +The sound of its voice seemed to fade away with the dying wind, and the +Haunted Man was alone. But the firelight flickered gayly, and the light +danced on the walls, making grotesque figures of the furniture. + +“Ha, ha!” said the Haunted Man, rubbing his hands gleefully; “now for a +whiskey punch and a cigar.” + + + + +PART II + +THE SECOND PHANTOM + + +One! The stroke of the far-off bell had hardly died before the front +door closed with a reverberating clang. Steps were heard along the +passage; the library door swung open of itself, and the Knocker—yes, +the Knocker—slowly strode into the room. The Haunted Man rubbed his +eyes,—no! there could be no mistake about it,—it was the Knocker’s +face, mounted on a misty, almost imperceptible body. The brazen rod was +transferred from its mouth to its right hand, where it was held like a +ghostly truncheon. + +“It’s a cold evening,” said the Haunted Man. + +“It is,” said the Goblin, in a hard, metallic voice. + +“It must be pretty cold out there,” said the Haunted Man, with vague +politeness. “Do you ever—will you—take some hot water and brandy?” + +“No,” said the Goblin. + +“Perhaps you’d like it cold, by way of change?” continued the Haunted +Man, correcting himself, as he remembered the peculiar temperature with +which the Goblin was probably familiar. + +“Time flies,” said the Goblin coldly. “We have no leisure for idle talk. +Come!” He moved his ghostly truncheon toward the window, and laid his +hand upon the other’s arm. At his touch the body of the Haunted Man +seemed to become as thin and incorporeal as that of the Goblin himself, +and together they glided out of the window into the black and blowy +night. + +In the rapidity of their flight the senses of the Haunted Man seemed to +leave him. At length they stopped suddenly. + +“What do you see?” asked the Goblin. + +“I see a battlemented mediaeval castle. Gallant men in mail ride over +the drawbridge, and kiss their gauntleted fingers to fair ladies, who +wave their lily hands in return. I see fight and fray and tournament. +I hear roaring heralds bawling the charms of delicate women, and +shamelessly proclaiming their lovers. Stay. I see a Jewess about to leap +from a battlement. I see knightly deeds, violence, rapine, and a good +deal of blood. I’ve seen pretty much the same at Astley’s.” + +“Look again.” + +“I see purple moors, glens, masculine women, bare-legged men, priggish +book-worms, more violence, physical excellence, and blood. Always +blood,—and the superiority of physical attainments.” + +“And how do you feel now?” said the Goblin. + +The Haunted Man shrugged his shoulders. “None the better for being +carried back and asked to sympathize with a barbarous age.” + +The Goblin smiled and clutched his arm; they again sped rapidly away +through the black night, and again halted. + +“What do you see?” said the Goblin. + +“I see a barrack-room, with a mess-table, and a group of intoxicated +Celtic officers telling funny stories, and giving challenges to duel. I +see a young Irish gentleman capable of performing prodigies of valor. +I learn incidentally that the acme of all heroism is the cornetcy of a +dragoon regiment. I hear a good deal of French! No, thank you,” said the +Haunted Man hurriedly, as he stayed the waving hand of the Goblin; “I +would rather _not_ go to the Peninsula, and don’t care to have a private +interview with Napoleon.” + +Again the Goblin flew away with the unfortunate man, and from a strange +roaring below them he judged they were above the ocean. A ship hove in +sight, and the Goblin stayed its flight. “Look,” he said, squeezing his +companion’s arm. + +The Haunted Man yawned. “Don’t you think, Charles, you’re rather running +this thing into the ground? Of course it’s very moral and instructive, +and all that. But ain’t there a little too much pantomime about it? Come +now!” + +“Look!” repeated the Goblin, pinching his arm malevolently. The Haunted +Man groaned. + +“Oh, of course, I see her Majesty’s ship Arethusa. Of course I am +familiar with her stern First Lieutenant, her eccentric Captain, her one +fascinating and several mischievous midshipmen. Of course I know it’s +a splendid thing to see all this, and not to be seasick. Oh, there, the +young gentlemen are going to play a trick on the purser. For God’s sake, +let us go,” and the unhappy man absolutely dragged the Goblin away with +him. + +When they next halted, it was at the edge of a broad and boundless +prairie, in the middle of an oak opening. + +“I see,” said the Haunted Man, without waiting for his cue, but +mechanically, and as if he were repeating a lesson which the Goblin had +taught him,—“I see the Noble Savage. He is very fine to look at! But I +observe, under his war-paint, feathers, and picturesque blanket, dirt, +disease, and an unsymmetrical contour. I observe beneath his inflated +rhetoric deceit and hypocrisy; beneath his physical hardihood cruelty, +malice, and revenge. The Noble Savage is a humbug. I remarked the same +to Mr. Catlin.” + +“Come,” said the phantom. + +The Haunted Man sighed, and took out his watch. “Couldn’t we do the rest +of this another time?” + +“My hour is almost spent, irreverent being, but there is yet a chance +for your reformation. Come!” + +Again they sped through the night, and again halted. The sound of +delicious but melancholy music fell upon their ears. + +“I see,” said the Haunted Man, with something of interest in his +manner,—“I see an old moss-covered manse beside a sluggish, flowing +river. I see weird shapes: witches, Puritans, clergymen, little +children, judges, mesmerized maidens, moving to the sound of melody that +thrills me with its sweetness and purity. But, although carried +along its calm and evenly flowing current, the shapes are strange and +frightful: an eating lichen gnaws at the heart of each. Not only the +clergymen, but witch, maiden, judge, and Puritan, all wear Scarlet +Letters of some kind burned upon their hearts. I am fascinated and +thrilled, but I feel a morbid sensitiveness creeping over me. I—I beg +your pardon.” The Goblin was yawning frightfully. “Well, perhaps we had +better go.” “One more, and the last,” said the Goblin. + +They were moving home. Streaks of red were beginning to appear in the +eastern sky. Along the banks of the blackly flowing river by moorland +and stagnant fens, by low houses, clustering close to the water’s edge, +like strange mollusks crawled upon the beach to dry; by misty black +barges, the more misty and indistinct seen through its mysterious veil, +the river fog was slowly rising. So rolled away and rose from the heart +of the Haunted Man, etc., etc. + +They stopped before a quaint mansion of red brick. The Goblin waved his +hand without speaking. + +“I see,” said the Haunted Man, “a gay drawing-room. I see my old friends +of the club, of the college, of society, even as they lived and moved. I +see the gallant and unselfish men whom I have loved, and the snobs +whom I have hated. I see strangely mingling with them, and now and then +blending with their forms, our old friends Dick Steele, Addison, and +Congreve. I observe, though, that these gentlemen have a habit of +getting too much in the way. The royal standard of Queen Anne, not in +itself a beautiful ornament, is rather too prominent in the picture. The +long galleries of black oak, the formal furniture, the old portraits, +are picturesque, but depressing. The house is damp. I enjoy myself +better here on the lawn, where they are getting up a Vanity Fair. See, +the bell rings, the curtain is rising, the puppets are brought out for a +new play. Let me see.” + +The Haunted Man was pressing forward in his eagerness, but the hand of +the Goblin stayed him, and pointing to his feet he saw, between him and +the rising curtain, a new made grave. And bending above the grave in +passionate grief, the Haunted Man beheld the phantom of the previous +night. The Haunted Man started, and—woke. The bright sunshine streamed +into the room. The air was sparkling with frost. He ran joyously to the +window and opened it. A small boy saluted him with “Merry Christmas.” + The Haunted Man instantly gave him a Bank of England note. “How much +like Tiny Tim, Tom, and Bobby that boy looked,—bless my soul, what a +genius this Dickens has!” + +A knock at the door, and Boots entered. + +“Consider your salary doubled instantly. Have you read ‘David +Copperfield’?” + +“Yezzur.” + +“Your salary is quadrupled. What do you think of the ‘Old Curiosity +Shop’?” + +The man instantly burst into a torrent of tears, and then into a roar of +laughter. + +“Enough! Here are five thousand pounds. Open a porter-house, and call it +‘Our Mutual Friend.’ Huzza! I feel so happy!” And the Haunted Man danced +about the room. + +And so, bathed in the light of that blessed sun, and yet glowing with +the warmth of a good action, the Haunted Man, haunted no longer, save +by those shapes which make the dreams of children beautiful, reseated +himself in his chair, and finished “Our Mutual Friend.” + + + + +TERENCE DENVILLE + +BY CH-L-S L-V-R + + +CHAPTER I + +MY HOME + + +The little village of Pilwiddle is one of the smallest and obscurest +hamlets on the western coast of Ireland. On a lofty crag, overlooking +the hoarse Atlantic, stands “Denville’s Shot Tower,” a corruption by the +peasantry of “D’Enville’s Chateau,” so called from my great-grandfather, +Phelim St. Remy d’Enville, who assumed the name and title of a French +heiress with whom he ran away. To this fact my familiar knowledge and +excellent pronunciation of the French language may be attributed, as +well as many of the events which covered my after life. + +The Denvilles were always passionately fond of field sports. At the +age of four, I was already the boldest rider and the best shot in +the country. When only eight, I won the St. Remy Cup at the Pilwiddle +races,—riding my favorite blood-mare Hellfire. As I approached the +stand amidst the plaudits of the assembled multitude, and cries of, +“Thrue for ye, Mashter Terence,” and “oh, but it’s a Dinville!” there +was a slight stir among the gentry, who surrounded the Lord Lieutenant +and other titled personages whom the race had attracted thither. “How +young he is,—a mere child, and yet how noble-looking,” said a sweet low +voice, which thrilled my soul. + +I looked up and met the full liquid orbs of the Hon. Blanche Fitzroy +Sackville, youngest daughter of the Lord Lieutenant. She blushed deeply. +I turned pale and almost fainted. But the cold, sneering tones of a +masculine voice sent the blood back again into my youthful cheek. + +“Very likely the ragged scion of one of these banditti Irish gentry, +who has taken naturally to ‘the road.’ He should be at school—though +I warrant me his knowledge of Terence will not extend beyond his own +name,” said Lord Henry Somerset, aid-de-camp to the Lord Lieutenant. + +A moment and I was perfectly calm, though cold as ice. Dismounting, and +stepping to the side of the speaker, I said in a low firm voice:— + +“Had your lordship read Terence more carefully, you would have +learned that banditti are sometimes proficient in other arts beside +horsemanship,” and I touched his holster significantly with my hand. I +had not read Terence myself, but with the skillful audacity of my race I +calculated that a vague allusion, coupled with a threat, would embarrass +him. It did. + +“Ah—what mean you?” he said, white with rage. + +“Enough, we are observed,” I replied; “Father Tom will wait on you this +evening; and to-morrow morning, my lord, in the glen below Pilwiddle, we +will meet again.” + +“Father Tom—glen!” ejaculated the Englishman, with genuine surprise. +“What? do priests carry challenges and act as seconds in your infernal +country?” + +“Yes,” I answered scornfully; “why should they not? Their services are +more often necessary than those of a surgeon,” I added significantly, +turning away. + +The party slowly rode off, with the exception of the Hon. Blanche +Sackville, who lingered for a moment behind. In an instant I was at her +side. Bending her blushing face over the neck of her white filly, she +said hurriedly:— + +“Words have passed between Lord Somerset and yourself. You are about to +fight. Don’t deny it—but hear me. You will meet him—I know your skill +of weapons. He will be at your mercy. I entreat you to spare his life!” + +I hesitated. “Never!” I cried passionately; “he has insulted a +Denville!” + +“Terence,” she whispered, “Terence—_for my sake?_” + +The blood rushed to my cheeks, and her eyes sought the ground in bashful +confusion. + +“You love him then?” I cried bitterly. + +“No, no,” she said agitatedly,—“no, you do me wrong. I—I—cannot +explain myself. My father!—the Lady Dowager Sackville—the estate +of Sackville—the borough—my uncle, Fitzroy Somerset. Ah! what am I +saying? Forgive me. Oh, Terence,” she said, as her beautiful head sank +on my shoulder, “you know not what I suffer!” + +I seized her hand and covered it with passionate kisses. + +But the high-bred English girl, recovering something of her former +hauteur, said hastily, “Leave me, leave me, but promise!” + +“I promise,” I replied enthusiastically; “I _will_ spare his life!” + +“Thanks, Terence,—thanks!” and disengaging her hand from my lips she +rode rapidly away. + +The next morning, the Hon. Captain Henry Somerset and myself exchanged +nineteen shots in the glen, and at each fire I shot away a button from +his uniform. As my last bullet shot off the last button from his sleeve, +I remarked quietly, “You seem now, my lord, to be almost as ragged as +the gentry you sneered at,” and rode haughtily away. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +THE FIGHTING FIFTY-SIXTH + + +When I was nineteen years old my father sold the Chateau d’ Enville, and +purchased my commission in the “Fifty-sixth” with the proceeds. “I +say, Denville,” said young McSpadden, a boy-faced ensign, who had just +joined, “you’ll represent the estate in the Army, if you won’t in the +House.” Poor fellow, he paid for his meaningless joke with his life, for +I shot him through the heart the next morning. “You’re a good fellow, +Denville,” said the poor boy faintly, as I knelt beside him; “good-by!” + For the first time since my grandfather’s death I wept. I could not +help thinking that I would have been a better man if Blanche—But why +proceed? Was she not now in Florence—the belle of the English embassy? + +But Napoleon had returned from Elba. Europe was in a blaze of +excitement. The Allies were preparing to resist the Man of Destiny. +We were ordered from Gibraltar home, and were soon again en route for +Brussels. I did not regret that I was to be placed in active service. I +was ambitious, and longed for an opportunity to distinguish myself. My +garrison life in Gibraltar had been monotonous and dull. I had killed +five men in duel, and had an affair with the colonel of my regiment, who +handsomely apologized before the matter assumed a serious aspect. I +had been twice in love. Yet these were but boyish freaks and follies. I +wished to be a man. + +The time soon came,—the morning of Waterloo. But why describe that +momentous battle, on which the fate of the entire world was hanging? +Twice were the Fifty-sixth surrounded by French cuirassiers, and twice +did we mow them down by our fire. I had seven horses shot under me, and +was mounting the eighth, when an orderly rode up hastily, touched his +cap, and, handing me a dispatch, galloped rapidly away. + +I opened it hurriedly and read:— + +“LET PICTON ADVANCE IMMEDIATELY ON THE RIGHT.” + +I saw it all at a glance. I had been mistaken for a general officer. +But what was to be done? Picton’s division was two miles away, only +accessible through a heavy cross-fire of artillery and musketry. But my +mind was made up. + +In an instant I was engaged with an entire squadron of cavalry, who +endeavored to surround me. Cutting my way through them, I advanced +boldly upon a battery and sabred the gunners before they could +bring their pieces to bear. Looking around, I saw that I had in fact +penetrated the French centre. Before I was well aware of the locality, I +was hailed by a sharp voice in French,— + +“Come here, sir!” + +I obeyed, and advanced to the side of a little man in a cocked hat. + +“Has Grouchy come?” + +“Not yet, sire,” I replied,—for it was the Emperor. + +“Ha!” he said suddenly, bending his piercing eyes on my uniform; “a +prisoner?” + +“No, sire,” I said proudly. + +“A spy?” + +I placed my hand upon my sword, but a gesture from the Emperor bade me +forbear. + +“You are a brave man,” he said. + +I took my snuff-box from my pocket, and, taking a pinch, replied by +handing it, with a bow, to the Emperor. + +His quick eye caught the cipher on the lid. + +“What! a D’Enville? Ha! this accounts for the purity of your accent. Any +relation to Roderick d’Enville?” + +“My father, sire.” + +“He was my schoolfellow at the Ecole Polytechnique. Embrace me!” And +the Emperor fell upon my neck in the presence of his entire staff. Then, +recovering himself, he gently placed in my hand his own magnificent +snuff-box, in exchange for mine, and hanging upon my breast the cross +of the Legion of Honor which he took from his own, he bade one of his +marshals conduct me back to my regiment. + +I was so intoxicated with the honor of which I had been the recipient, +that on reaching our lines I uttered a shout of joy and put spurs to my +horse. The intelligent animal seemed to sympathize with my feelings, and +fairly flew over the ground. On a rising eminence a few yards before me +stood a gray-haired officer, surrounded by his staff. I don’t know what +possessed me, but putting spurs to my horse, I rode at him boldly, and +with one bound cleared him, horse and all. A shout of indignation arose +from the assembled staff. I wheeled suddenly, with the intention of +apologizing, but my mare misunderstood me, and, again dashing forward, +once more vaulted over the head of the officer, this time unfortunately +uncovering him by a vicious kick of her hoof. “Seize him!” roared the +entire army. I was seized. As the soldiers led me away, I asked the name +of the gray-haired officer. “That—why, that’s the DUKE OF WELLINGTON!” + +I fainted. + + * * * * * + +For six months I had brain fever. During my illness ten grapeshot were +extracted from my body which I had unconsciously received during the +battle. When I opened my eyes I met the sweet glance of a Sister of +Charity. + +“Blanche!” I stammered feebly. + +“The same,” she replied. + +“You here?” + +“Yes, dear; but hush! It’s a long story. You see, dear Terence, your +grandfather married my great-aunt’s sister, and your father again +married my grandmother’s niece, who, dying without a will, was, +according to the French law”— + +“But I do not comprehend,” I said. + +“Of course not,” said Blanche, with her old sweet smile; “you’ve had +brain fever; so go to sleep.” + +I understood, however, that Blanche loved me; and I am now, dear reader, +Sir Terence Sackville, K. C. B., and Lady Blanche is Lady Sackville. + + + + +MARY McGILLUP + +A SOUTHERN NOVEL + +AFTER BELLE BOYD + +WITH AN INTRODUCTION BY G. A. S-LA + + +INTRODUCTION + +“Will you write me up?” + +The scene was near Temple Bar. The speaker was the famous rebel Mary +McGillup,—a young girl of fragile frame, and long, lustrous black hair. +I must confess that the question was a peculiar one, and, under the +circumstances, somewhat puzzling. It was true I had been kindly treated +by the Northerners, and, though prejudiced against them, was to some +extent under obligations to them. It was true that I knew little or +nothing of American politics, history, or geography. But when did +an English writer ever weigh such trifles? Turning to the speaker, I +inquired with some caution the amount of pecuniary compensation offered +for the work. + +“Sir!” she said, drawing her fragile form to its full height, “you +insult me,—you insult the South.” + +“But look ye here, d’ye see—the tin—the blunt—the ready—the stiff, +you know. Don’t ye see, we can’t do without that, you know!” + +“It shall be contingent on the success of the story,” she answered +haughtily. “In the mean time take this precious gem.” And drawing a +diamond ring from her finger, she placed it with a roll of MSS. in my +hands, and vanished. + +Although unable to procure more than 1 pound 2s. 6d. from an intelligent +pawnbroker to whom I stated the circumstances and with whom I pledged +the ring, my sympathies with the cause of a downtrodden and chivalrous +people were at once enlisted. I could not help wondering that in rich +England, the home of the oppressed and the free, a young and lovely +woman like the fair author of those pages should be obliged to thus pawn +her jewels—her marriage gift—for the means to procure her bread! With +the exception of the English aristocracy,—who much resemble them,—I +do not know of a class of people that I so much admire as the Southern +planters. May I become better acquainted with both! + +Since writing the above, the news of Mr. Lincoln’s assassination has +reached me. It is enough for me to say that I am dissatisfied with the +result. I do not attempt to excuse the assassin. Yet there will be men +who will charge this act upon the chivalrous South. This leads me to +repeat a remark once before made by me in this connection, which has +become justly celebrated. It is this:— + +“It is usual, in cases of murder, to look for the criminal among those +who expect to be benefited by the crime. In the death of Lincoln, his +immediate successor in office alone receives the benefit of his dying.” + +If her Majesty Queen Victoria were assassinated, which Heaven forbid, +the one most benefited by her decease would, of course, be his Royal +Highness the Prince of Wales, her immediate successor. It would be +unnecessary to state that suspicion would at once point to the real +culprit, which would of course be his Royal Highness. This is logic. + +But I have done. After having thus stated my opinion in favor of +the South, I would merely remark that there is One who judgeth all +things,—who weigheth the cause between brother and brother,—and +awardeth the perfect retribution; and whose ultimate decision I, as a +British subject, have only anticipated. + +G. A. S. + + + + +CHAPTER I + + +Every reader of Belle Boyd’s narrative will remember an allusion to a +“lovely, fragile-looking girl of nineteen,” who rivaled Belle Boyd in +devotion to the Southern cause, and who, like her, earned the enviable +distinction of being a “rebel spy.” + +I am that “fragile” young creature. Although on friendly terms with +the late Miss Boyd, now Mrs. Hardinge, candor compels me to state that +nothing but our common politics prevents me from exposing the ungenerous +spirit she has displayed in this allusion. To be dismissed in a single +paragraph after years of—But I anticipate. To put up with this feeble +and forced acknowledgment of services rendered would be a confession of +a craven spirit, which, thank God, though “fragile” and only “nineteen,” + I do not possess. I may not have the “blood of a Howard” in my veins, as +some people, whom I shall not disgrace myself by naming, claim to have, +but I have yet to learn that the race of McGillup ever yet brooked +slight or insult. I shall not say that attention in certain quarters +seems to have turned _some people’s_ heads; nor that it would have been +more delicate if certain folks had kept quiet on the subject of their +courtship, and the rejection of certain offers, when it is known that +their forward conduct was all that procured them a husband! Thank +Heaven, the South has some daughters who are above such base +considerations! While nothing shall tempt me to reveal the promises to +share equally the fame of certain enterprises, which were made by one +who shall now be nameless, I have deemed it only just to myself to put +my own adventures upon record. If they are not equal to those of another +individual, it is because, though “fragile,” my education has taught me +to have some consideration for the truth. I am done. + + + + +CHAPTER II + + +I was born in Missouri. My dislike for the Northern scum was inherent. +This was shown, at an early age, in the extreme distaste I exhibited for +Webster’s spelling-book,—the work of a well-known Eastern Abolitionist. +I cannot be too grateful for the consideration shown by my chivalrous +father,—a gentleman of the old school,—who resisted to the last an +attempt to introduce Mitchell’s Astronomy and Geography into the public +school of our district. When I state that this same Mitchell became +afterward a hireling helot in the Yankee Army, every intelligent reader +will appreciate the prophetic discrimination of this true son of the +South. + +I was eight years old when I struck the first blow for Southern freedom +against the Northern Tyrant. It is hardly necessary to state that +in this instance the oppressor was a pale, overworked New England +“schoolmarm.” The principle for which I was contending, I felt, however, +to be the same. Resenting an affront put upon me, I one day heaved a +rock [Footnote: NOTE, BY G. A. S.—In the Southwest, any stone +larger than a pea is termed “a rock.”] at the head of the Vandal +schoolmistress. I was seized and overpowered. My pen falters as I reach +the climax. English readers will not give credit to this sickening +story,—the civilized world will avert its head,—but I, Mary McGillup, +was publicly SPANKED! + + + + +CHAPTER III + + +But the chaotic vortex of civil war approached, and fell destruction, +often procrastinated, brooded in storm. [Footnote: I make no pretension +to fine writing, but perhaps Mrs. Hardinge can lay over that. Oh, of +course! M. McG.] As the English people may like to know what was really +the origin of the Rebellion, I have no hesitation in giving them the +true and only cause. Slavery had nothing to do with it, although the +violation of the Declaration of Independence, in the disregard by +the North of the Fugitive Slave Law, [Footnote: The Declaration of +Independence grants to each subject “the pursuit of life, liberty, and +happiness.” A fugitive slave may be said to personify “life, liberty, +and happiness.” Hence his pursuit is really legal. This is logic. +G.A.S.] might have provoked a less fiery people than the Southrons. At +the inception of the struggle a large amount of Southern indebtedness +was held by the people of the North. To force payment from the +generous but insolvent debtor—to obtain liquidation from the Southern +planter—was really the soulless and mercenary object of the craven +Northerners. Let the common people of England look to this. Let the +improvident literary hack, the starved impecunious Grub Street debtor, +the newspaper frequenter of sponging-houses, remember this in their +criticisms of the vile and slavish Yankee. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + + +The roasting of an Abolitionist, by a greatly infuriated community, was +my first taste of the horrors of civil war. Heavens! Why will the North +persist in this fratricidal warfare? The expulsion of several Union +refugees, which soon followed, now fairly plunged my beloved State into +the seething vortex. + +I was sitting at the piano one afternoon, singing that stirring refrain, +so justly celebrated, but which a craven spirit, unworthy of England, +has excluded from some of her principal restaurants, and was dwelling +with some enthusiasm on the following line:— + + “Huzza! she spurns the Northern scum!” + +when a fragment of that scum, clothed in that detestable blue uniform +which is the symbol of oppression, entered the apartment. + +“I have the honor of addressing the celebrated rebel spy, Miss +McGillup?” said the Vandal officer. + +In a moment I was perfectly calm. With the exception of slightly +expectorating twice in the face of the minion, I did not betray my +agitation. Haughtily, yet firmly, I replied,— + +“I am.” + +“You looked as if you might be,” the brute replied, as he turned on his +heel to leave the apartment. + +In an instant I threw myself before him. “You shall not leave here +thus,” I shrieked, grappling him with an energy which no one, seeing +my frail figure, would have believed. “I know the reputation of your +hireling crew. I read your dreadful purpose in your eye. Tell me not +that your designs are not sinister. You came here to insult me,—to kiss +me, perhaps. You shan’t,—you naughty man. Go away!” + +The blush of conscious degradation rose to the cheek of the Lincoln +hireling as he turned his face away from mine. + +In an instant I drew my pistol from my belt, which, in anticipation of +some such outrage, I always carried, and shot him. + + + + +CHAPTER V + + + “Thy forte was less to act than speak, Maryland! Thy politics were + changed each week, Maryland! With Northern Vandals thou wast meek, + With sympathizers thou wouldst shriek, I know thee—oh, ’twas like + thy cheek! Maryland! my Maryland!” + +After committing the act described in the preceding chapter, which every +English reader will pardon, I went upstairs, put on a clean pair of +stockings, and, placing a rose in my lustrous black hair, proceeded at +once to the camp of Generals Price and Mosby to put them in possession +of information which would lead to the destruction of a portion of +the Federal Army. During a great part of my flight I was exposed to a +running fire from the Federal pickets of such coarse expressions as, +“Go it, Sally Reb,” “Dust it, my Confederate Beauty,” but I succeeded in +reaching the glorious Southern camp uninjured. + +In a week afterwards I was arrested, by a lettre de cachet of Mr. +Stanton, and placed in the Bastile. British readers of my story will +express surprise at these terms, but I assure them that not only these +articles but tumbrils, guillotines, and conciergeries were in active +use among the Federals. If substantiation be required, I refer to the +Charleston “Mercury,” the only reliable organ, next to the New York +“Daily News,” published in the country. At the Bastile I made +the acquaintance of the accomplished and elegant author of “Guy +Livingstone,” [Footnote: The recent conduct of Mr. Livingstone renders +him unworthy of my notice. His disgusting praise of Belle Boyd, and +complete ignoring of my claims, show the artfulness of some females and +puppyism of some men. M. McG.] to whom I presented a curiously carved +thigh-bone of a Union officer, and from whom I received the following +beautiful acknowledgment:— + +DEMOISELLE:—Should I ever win hame to my ain countrie, I make mine avow +to enshrine in my reliquaire this elegant bijouterie and offering of La +belle Rebelle. Nay, methinks this fraction of man’s anatomy were some +compensation for the rib lost by the “grand old gardener,” Adam. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + + +Released at last from durance vile, and placed on board of an Erie +canal-boat, on my way to Canada, I for a moment breathed the sweets of +liberty. Perhaps the interval gave me opportunity to indulge in certain +reveries which I had hitherto sternly dismissed. Henry Breckinridge +Folair, a consistent Copperhead, captain of the canal-boat, again and +again pressed that suit I had so often rejected. + +It was a lovely moonlight night. We sat on the deck of the gliding +craft. The moonbeam and the lash of the driver fell softly on the +flanks of the off horse, and only the surging of the tow-rope broke the +silence. Folair’s arm clasped my waist. I suffered it to remain. Placing +in my lap a small but not ungrateful roll of checkerberry lozenges, he +took the occasion to repeat softly in my ear the words of a motto he had +just unwrapped—with its graceful covering of the tissue paper—from a +sugar almond. The heart of the wicked little rebel, Mary McGillup, was +won! + + +The story of Mary McGillup is done. I might have added the journal of +my husband, Henry Breckinridge Folair, but as it refers chiefly to +his freights and a schedule of his passengers, I have been obliged, +reluctantly, to suppress it. + +It is due to my friends to say that I have been requested not to +write this book. Expressions have reached my ears, the reverse of +complimentary. I have been told that its publication will probably +insure my banishment for life. Be it so. If the cause for which I +labored have been subserved, I am content. + + + + +THE HOODLUM BAND + +OR + +THE BOY CHIEF, THE INFANT POLITICIAN, AND THE PIRATE PRODIGY + + +CHAPTER I + +It was a quiet New England village. Nowhere in the valley of the +Connecticut the autumn sun shone upon a more peaceful, pastoral, +manufacturing community. The wooden nutmegs were slowly ripening on the +trees, and the white-pine hams for Western consumption were gradually +rounding into form under the deft manipulation of the hardy American +artisan. The honest Connecticut farmer was quietly gathering from +his threshing-floor the shoe-pegs, which, when intermixed with a fair +proportion of oats, offered a pleasing substitute for fodder to the +effete civilizations of Europe. An almost Sabbath-like stillness +prevailed. Doemville was only seven miles from Hartford, and the +surrounding landscape smiled with the conviction of being fully insured. + +Few would have thought that this peaceful village was the home of the +three young heroes whose exploits would hereafter—But we anticipate. + +Doemville Academy was the principal seat of learning in the county. +Under the grave and gentle administration of the venerable Doctor +Context, it had attained just popularity. Yet the increasing infirmities +of age obliged the doctor to relinquish much of his trust to his +assistants, who, it is needless to say, abused his confidence. Before +long their brutal tyranny and deep-laid malevolence became apparent. +Boys were absolutely forced to study their lessons. The sickening fact +will hardly be believed, but during school-hours they were obliged to +remain in their seats with the appearance, at least, of discipline. It +is stated by good authority that the rolling of croquet-balls across the +floor during recitation was objected to, under the fiendish excuse +of its interfering with their studies. The breaking of windows by +baseballs, and the beating of small scholars with bats, was declared +against. At last, bloated and arrogant with success, the under-teachers +threw aside all disguise, and revealed themselves in their true colors. +A cigar was actually taken out of a day-scholar’s mouth during prayers! +A flask of whiskey was dragged from another’s desk, and then thrown out +of the window. And finally, Profanity, Hazing, Theft, and Lying were +almost discouraged. + +Could the youth of America, conscious of their power, and a literature +of their own, tamely submit to this tyranny? Never! We repeat it firmly. +Never! We repeat it to parents and guardians. Never! But the fiendish +tutors, chuckling in their glee, little knew what was passing through +the cold, haughty intellect of Charles Francis Adams Golightly, aged +ten; what curled the lip of Benjamin Franklin Jenkins, aged seven; or +what shone in the bold, blue eyes of Bromley Chitterlings, aged six and +a half, as they sat in the corner of the playground at recess. Their +only other companion and confidant was the negro porter and janitor of +the school, known as “Pirate Jim.” + +Fitly, indeed, was he named, as the secrets of his early wild +career—confessed freely to his noble young friends—plainly showed. +A slaver at the age of seventeen, the ringleader of a mutiny on the +African coast at the age of twenty, a privateersman during the last +war with England, the commander of a fire-ship and its sole survivor at +twenty-five, with a wild, intermediate career of unmixed piracy, until +the Rebellion called him to civil service again as a blockade runner, +and peace and a desire for rural repose led him to seek the janitorship +of the Doemville Academy, where no questions were asked and references +not exchanged—he was, indeed, a fit mentor for our daring youth. +Although a man whose days had exceeded the usual space allotted to +humanity, the various episodes of his career footing his age up to +nearly one hundred and fifty-nine years, he scarcely looked it, and was +still hale and vigorous. + +“Yes,” continued Pirate Jim critically; “I don’t think he was any bigger +nor you, Master Chitterlings, if as big, when he stood on the fork’stle +of my ship and shot the captain o’ that East Injyman dead. We used to +call him little Weevils, he was so young-like. But, bless your hearts, +boys! he wa’n’t anything to Little Sammy Barlow, ez once crep’ up inter +the captain’s stateroom on a Rooshin frigate, stabbed him to the heart +with a jack-knife, then put on the captain’s uniform and his cocked hat, +took command of the ship, and fout her hisself.” + +“Wasn’t the captain’s clothes big for him?” asked B. Franklin Jenkins +anxiously. + +The janitor eyed young Jenkins with pained dignity. + +“Didn’t I say the Rooshin captain was a small, a very small, man? +Rooshins is small, likewise Greeks.” + +A noble enthusiasm beamed in the faces of the youthful heroes. + +“Was Barlow as large as me?” asked C. F. Adams Golightly, lifting his +curls from his Jove-like brow. + +“Yes; but, then, he hed hed, so to speak, experiences. It was allowed +that he had pizened his schoolmaster afore he went to sea. But it’s dry +talking, boys.” + +Golightly drew a flask from his jacket and handed it to the janitor. +It was his father’s best brandy. The heart of the honest old seaman was +touched. + +“Bless ye, my own pirate boy!” he said in a voice suffocating with +emotion. + +“I’ve got some tobacco,” said the youthful Jenkins, “but it’s fine cut; +I use only that now.” + +“I kin buy some plug at the corner grocery,” said Pirate Jim, “only I +left my portmoney at home.” + +“Take this watch,” said young Golightly; “’tis my father’s. Since he +became a tyrant and usurper, and forced me to join a corsair’s band, +I’ve begun by dividing the property.” + +“This is idle trifling,” said young Chitterlings wildly. “Every moment +is precious. Is this an hour to give to wine and wassail? Ha, we want +action—action! We must strike the blow for freedom to-night—ay, this +very night. The scow is already anchored in the mill-dam, freighted with +provisions for a three months’ voyage. I have a black flag in my pocket. +Why, then, this cowardly delay?” + +The two elder youths turned with a slight feeling of awe and shame to +gaze on the glowing cheeks and high, haughty crest of their youngest +comrade—the bright, the beautiful Bromley Chitterlings. Alas! that very +moment of forgetfulness and mutual admiration was fraught with danger. A +thin, dyspeptic, half-starved tutor approached. + +“It is time to resume your studies, young gentlemen,” he said, with +fiendish politeness. + +They were his last words on earth. + +“Down, Tyrant!” screamed Chitterlings. + +“Sic him—I mean, sic semper tyrannis!” said the classical Golightly. + +A heavy blow on the head from a baseball bat, and the rapid projection +of a baseball against his empty stomach, brought the tutor a limp and +lifeless mass to the ground. Golightly shuddered. Let not my young +readers blame him too rashly. It was his first homicide. “Search his +pockets,” said the practical Jenkins. + +They did so, and found nothing hut a Harvard Triennial Catalogue. + +“Let us fly,” said Jenkins. + +“Forward to the boats!” cried the enthusiastic Chitterlings. + +But C. F. Adams Golightly stood gazing thoughtfully at the prostrate +tutor. + +“This,” he said calmly, “is the result of a too free government and the +common-school system. What the country needs is reform. I cannot go with +you, boys.” + +“Traitor!” screamed the others. + +C. F. A. Golightly smiled sadly. + +“You know me not. I shall not become a pirate—but a Congressman!” + +Jenkins and Chitterlings turned pale. + +“I have already organized two caucuses in a baseball club, and bribed +the delegates of another. Nay, turn not away. Let us be friends, +pursuing through various ways one common end. Farewell!” They shook +hands. + +“But where is Pirate Jim?” asked Jenkins. + +“He left us but for a moment to raise money on the watch to purchase +armament for the scow. Farewell!” + +And so the gallant, youthful spirits parted, bright with the sunrise of +hope. + +That night a conflagration raged in Doemville. The Doemville Academy, +mysteriously fired, first fell a victim to the devouring element. The +candy-shop and cigar-store, both holding heavy liabilities against the +academy, quickly followed. By the lurid gleams of the flames, a long, +low, sloop-rigged scow, with every mast gone except one, slowly worked +her way out of the mill-dam towards the Sound. The next day three +boys were missing—C. F. Adams Golightly, B. F. Jenkins, and Bromley +Chitterlings. Had they perished in the flames? Who shall say? Enough +that never more under these names did they again appear in the homes of +their ancestors. + +Happy, indeed, would it have been for Doemville had the mystery ended +here. But a darker interest and scandal rested upon the peaceful +village. During that awful night the boarding-school of Madame +Brimborion was visited stealthily, and two of the fairest heiresses of +Connecticut—daughters of the president of a savings bank and insurance +director—were the next morning found to have eloped. With them +also disappeared the entire contents of the savings bank, and on the +following day the Flamingo Fire Insurance Company failed. + + + + +CHAPTER II + + +Let my young readers now sail with me to warmer and more hospitable +climes. Off the coast of Patagonia a long, low, black schooner proudly +rides the seas, that break softly upon the vine-clad shores of that +luxuriant land. Who is this that, wrapped in Persian rugs, and dressed +in the most expensive manner, calmly reclines on the quarter-deck of the +schooner, toying lightly ever and anon with the luscious fruits of +the vicinity, held in baskets of solid gold by Nubian slaves? or at +intervals, with daring grace, guides an ebony velocipede over the +polished black walnut decks, and in and out the intricacies of the +rigging? Who is it? well may be asked. What name is it that blanches +with terror the cheeks of the Patagonian navy? Who but the Pirate +Prodigy—the relentless Boy Scourer of Patagonian seas? Voyagers slowly +drifting by the Silurian beach, coasters along the Devonian shore, still +shudder at the name of Bromley Chitterlings—the Boy Avenger, late of +Hartford, Connecticut. + +It has been often asked by the idly curious, Why Avenger, and of what? +Let us not seek to disclose the awful secret hidden under that youthful +jacket. Enough that there may have been that of bitterness in his past +life that they “Whose soul would sicken o’er the heaving wave,” or +“whose soul would heave above the sickening wave,” did not understand. +Only one knew him, perhaps too well—a queen of the Amazons taken +prisoner off Terra del Fuego a week previous. She loved the Boy Avenger. +But in vain; his youthful heart seemed obdurate. + +“Hear me,” at last he said, when she had for the seventh time wildly +proffered her hand and her kingdom in marriage, “and know once and +forever why I must decline your flattering proposal. I love another.” + +With a wild, despairing cry she leaped into the sea, but was instantly +rescued by the Pirate Prodigy. Yet, even in that supreme moment, such +was his coolness, that on his way to the surface he captured a mermaid, +and placing her in charge of his steward, with directions to give her +a stateroom, with hot and cold water, calmly resumed his place by the +Amazon’s side. When the cabin door closed on his faithful servant, +bringing champagne and ices to the interesting stranger, Chitterlings +resumed his narrative with a choking voice— + +“When I first fled from the roof of a tyrannical parent I loved the +beautiful and accomplished Eliza J. Sniffen. Her father was president of +the Workingmen’s Savings Bank, and it was perfectly understood that in +the course of time the entire deposits would be his. But, like a vain +fool, I wished to anticipate the future, and in a wild moment persuaded +Miss Sniffen to elope with me; and with the entire cash assets of the +bank, we fled together.” He paused, overcome with emotion. “But fate +decreed it otherwise. In my feverish haste, I had forgotten to place +among the stores of my pirate craft that peculiar kind of chocolate +caramel to which Eliza Jane was most partial. We were obliged to put +into New Rochelle on the second day out, to enable Miss Sniffen to +procure that delicacy at the nearest confectioner’s, and match some +zephyr worsteds at the first fancy shop. Fatal mistake. She went—she +never returned!” In a moment he resumed, in a choking voice, “After +a week’s weary waiting, I was obliged to put to sea again, bearing a +broken heart and the broken bank of her father. I have never seen her +since.” + +“And you still love her?” asked the Amazon queen excitedly. + +“Ay, forever!” + +“Noble youth. Here, take the reward of thy fidelity; for know, Bromley +Chitterlings, that I am Eliza Jane. Wearied with waiting, I embarked on +a Peruvian guano ship—it’s a long story, dear.” + +“And altogether too thin,” said the Boy Avenger, fiercely releasing +himself from her encircling arms. “Eliza Jane’s age, a year ago, was +only thirteen, and you are forty, if a day.” + +“True,” she returned sadly, “but I have suffered much, and time passes +rapidly, and I’ve grown. You would scarcely believe that this is my own +hair.” + +“I know not,” he replied, in gloomy abstraction. + +“Forgive my deceit,” she returned. “If you are affianced to another, let +me at least be—a mother to you.” + +The Pirate Prodigy started, and tears came to his eyes. The scene was +affecting in the extreme. Several of the oldest seamen—men who had +gone through scenes of suffering with tearless eyes and unblanched +cheeks—now retired to the spirit room to conceal their emotion. A few +went into caucus in the forecastle, and returned with the request that +the Amazonian queen should hereafter be known as the “Queen of the +Pirates’ Isle.” + +“Mother!” gasped the Pirate Prodigy. + +“My son!” screamed the Amazonian queen. + +They embraced. At the same moment a loud flop was heard on the +quarter-deck. It was the forgotten mermaid, who, emerging from her +stateroom, and ascending the companion-way at that moment, had fainted +at the spectacle. The Pirate Prodigy rushed to her side with a bottle of +smelling-salts. + +She recovered slowly. “Permit me,” she said, rising with dignity, “to +leave the ship. I am unaccustomed, to such conduct.” + +“Hear me—she is my mother!” + +“She certainly is old enough to be,” replied the mermaid. “And to +speak of that being her own hair!” she said, as she rearranged with +characteristic grace, a comb, and a small hand-mirror, her own luxuriant +tresses. + +“If I couldn’t afford any other clothes, I might wear a switch, too!” + hissed the Amazonian queen. “I suppose you don’t dye it on account of +the salt water? But perhaps you prefer green, dear?” + +“A little salt water might improve your own complexion, love.” + +“Fishwoman!” screamed the Amazonian queen. + +“Bloomerite!” shrieked the mermaid. + +In another instant they had seized each other. + +“Mutiny! Overboard with them!” cried the Pirate Prodigy, rising to the +occasion, and casting aside all human affection in the peril of the +moment. + +A plank was brought and the two women placed upon it. + +“After you, dear,” said the mermaid significantly to the Amazonian +queen; “you’re the oldest.” + +“Thank you!” said the Amazonian queen, stepping back. “Fish is always +served first.” + +Stung by the insult, with a wild scream of rage the mermaid grappled her +in her arms and leaped into the sea. + +As the waters closed over them forever, the Pirate Prodigy sprung to his +feet. “Up with the black flag, and bear away for New London,” he shouted +in trumpet-like tones. + +“Ha! ha! Once more the Rover is free!” + +Indeed it was too true. In that fatal moment he had again loosed himself +from the trammels of human feeling and was once more the Boy Avenger. + + + + +CHAPTER III + + +Again I must ask my young readers to mount my hippogriff and hie with +me to the almost inaccessible heights of the Rocky Mountains. There, for +years, a band of wild and untamable savages, known as the Pigeon Feet, +had resisted the blankets and Bibles of civilization. For years the +trails leading to their camp were marked by the bones of teamsters and +broken wagons, and the trees were decked with the dying scalp-locks of +women and children. The boldest of military leaders hesitated to attack +them in their fortresses, and prudently left the scalping-knives, +rifles, powder, and shot provided by a paternal government for their +welfare lying on the ground a few miles from their encampment, with +the request that they were not to be used until the military had safely +retired. Hitherto, save an occasional incursion into the territory of +the Knock-knees, a rival tribe, they had limited their depredations to +the vicinity. + +But lately a baleful change had come over them. Acting under some evil +influence, they now pushed their warfare into the white settlements, +carrying fire and destruction with them. Again and again had the +Government offered them a free pass to Washington and the privilege of +being photographed, but under the same evil guidance they refused. There +was a singular mystery in their mode of aggression. Schoolhouses were +always burned, the schoolmasters taken into captivity, and never again +heard from. A palace car on the Union Pacific Railway, containing an +excursion party of teachers en route to San Francisco, was surrounded, +its inmates captured, and—their vacancies in the school catalogue +never again filled. Even a hoard of educational examiners, proceeding +to Cheyenne, were taken prisoners, and obliged to answer questions they +themselves had proposed, amidst horrible tortures. By degrees these +atrocities were traced to the malign influence of a new chief of +the tribe. As yet little was known of him but through his baleful +appellations, “Young Man who Goes for His Teacher,” and “He Lifts +the Hair of the School-Marm.” He was said to be small and exceedingly +youthful in appearance. Indeed, his earlier appellative, “He Wipes His +Nose on His Sleeve,” was said to have been given to him to indicate his +still boy-like habits. + +It was night in the encampment and among the lodges of the Pigeon Toes. +Dusky maidens flitted in and out among the campfires like brown moths, +cooking the toothsome buffalo-hump, frying the fragrant bear’s-meat, and +stewing the esculent bean for the braves. For a few favored ones sput +grasshoppers were reserved as a rare delicacy, although the proud +Spartan soul of their chief scorned all such luxuries. + +He was seated alone in his wigwam, attended only by the gentle +Mushymush, fairest of the Pigeon Feet maidens. Nowhere were the +characteristics of her great tribe more plainly shown than in the little +feet that lapped over each other in walking. A single glance at the +chief was sufficient to show the truth of the wild rumors respecting +his youth. He was scarcely twelve, of proud and lofty bearing, and clad +completely in wrappings of various-colored scalloped cloths, which +gave him the appearance of a somewhat extra-sized penwiper. An enormous +eagle’s feather, torn from the wing of a bald eagle who once attempted +to carry him away, completed his attire. It was also the memento of +one of his most superhuman feats of courage. He would undoubtedly have +scalped the eagle but that nature had anticipated him. + +“Why is the Great Chief sad?” said Mushymush softly. “Does his soul +still yearn for the blood of the palefaced teachers? Did not the +scalping of two professors of geology in the Yale exploring party +satisfy his warrior’s heart yesterday? Has he forgotten that Gardener +and King are still to follow? Shall his own Mushymush bring him a +botanist to-morrow? Speak, for the silence of my brother lies on my +heart like the snow on the mountain, and checks the flow of my speech.” + +Still the proud Boy Chief sat silent. Suddenly he said, “Hiss!” and rose +to his feet. Taking a long rifle from the ground he adjusted its sight. +Exactly seven miles away on the slope of the mountain the figure of a +man was seen walking. The Boy Chief raised the rifle to his unerring eye +and fired. The man fell. + +A scout was dispatched to scalp and search the body. He presently +returned. + +“Who was the paleface?” eagerly asked the chief. + +“A life insurance agent.” + +A dark scowl settled on the face of the chief. + +“I thought it was a book peddler.” + +“Why is my brother’s heart sore against the book peddler?” asked +Mushymush. + +“Because,” said the Boy Chief fiercely, “I am again without my regular +dime novel—and I thought he might have one in his pack. Hear me, +Mushymush. The United States mails no longer bring me my ‘Young America’ +or my ‘Boys’ and Girls’ Weekly.’ I find it impossible, even with +my fastest scouts, to keep up with the rear of General Howard, and +replenish my literature from the sutler’s wagon. Without a dime novel or +a ‘Young America,’ how am I to keep up this Injin business?” + +Mushymush remained in meditation a single moment. Then she looked up +proudly. + +“My brother has spoken. It is well. He shall have his dime novel. He +shall know the kind of hairpin his sister Mushymush is.” + +And she arose and gamboled lightly as the fawn out of his presence. + +In two hours she returned. In one hand she held three small flaxen +scalps, in the other “The Boy Marauder,” complete in one volume, price +ten cents. + +“Three palefaced children,” she gasped, “were reading it in the tail-end +of an emigrant wagon. I crept up to them softly. Their parents are still +unaware of the accident,” and she sank helpless at his feet. + + +“Noble girl!” said the Boy Chief, gazing proudly on her prostrate form; +“and these are the people that a military despotism expects to subdue!” + + + + +CHAPTER IV + + +But the capture of several wagon-loads of commissary whiskey, and +the destruction of two tons of stationery intended for the general +commanding, which interfered with his regular correspondence with the +War Department, at last awakened the United States military authorities +to active exertion. A quantity of troops were massed before the Pigeon +Feet encampment, and an attack was hourly imminent. + +“Shine your boots, sir?” + +It was the voice of a youth in humble attire, standing before the flap +of the commanding general’s tent. + +The general raised his head from his correspondence. + +“Ah,” he said, looking down on the humble boy, “I see; I shall write +that the appliances of civilization move steadily forward with the +army. Yes,” he added, “you may shine my military boots. You understand, +however, that to get your pay you must first”— + +“Make a requisition on the commissary-general, have it certified to by +the quartermaster, countersigned by the post-adjutant, and submitted by +you to the War Department”— + +“And charged as stationery” added the general gently. “You are, I see, +an intelligent and thoughtful boy. I trust you neither use whiskey, +tobacco, nor are ever profane?” + +“I promised my sainted mother”— + +“Enough! Go on with your blacking; I have to lead the attack on the +Pigeon Feet at eight precisely. It is now half past seven” said the +general, consulting a large kitchen clock that stood in the corner of +his tent. + +The little bootblack looked up—the general was absorbed in his +correspondence. The bootblack drew a tin putty-blower from his pocket, +took unerring aim, and nailed in a single shot the minute hand to the +dial. Going on with his blacking, yet stopping ever and anon to glance +over the general’s plan of campaign, spread on the table before him, he +was at last interrupted by the entrance of an officer. + +“Everything is ready for the attack, general. It is now eight o’clock” + +“Impossible! It is only half past seven.” + +“But my watch, and the watches of the staff”— + +“Are regulated by my kitchen clock, that has been in my family for +years. Enough! it is only half past seven.” + +The officer retired; the bootblack had finished one boot. Another +officer appeared. + +“Instead of attacking the enemy, general, we are attacked ourselves. Our +pickets are already driven in.” + +“Military pickets should not differ from other pickets” said the +bootblack modestly. “To stand firmly they should be well driven in.” + “Ha! there is something in that,” said the general thoughtfully. “But +who are you, who speak thus?” + +Rising to his full height, the bootblack threw off his outer rags, and +revealed the figure of the Boy Chief of the Pigeon Feet. + +“Treason!” shrieked the general. “Order an advance along the whole +line.” + +But in vain. The next moment he fell beneath the tomahawk of the Boy +Chief, and within the next quarter of an hour the United States army was +dispersed. Thus ended the battle of Bootblack Creek. + + + + +CHAPTER V + + +And yet the Boy Chief was not entirely happy. Indeed, at times he +seriously thought of accepting the invitation extended by the Great +Chief at Washington immediately after the massacre of his soldiers, and +once more revisiting the haunts of civilization, His soul sickened +in feverish inactivity; schoolmasters palled on his taste; he had +introduced baseball, blind hooky, marbles, and peg-top among his Indian +subjects, but only with indifferent success. The squaws persisted in +boring holes through the china alleys and wearing them as necklaces; his +warriors stuck pipes in their baseball bats, and made war-clubs of them. +He could not but feel, too, that the gentle Mushymush, although devoted +to her paleface brother, was deficient in culinary education. Her +mince-pies were abominable; her jam far inferior to that made by his +Aunt Sally of Doemville. Only an unexpected incident kept him equally +from the extreme of listless sybaritic indulgence or of morbid cynicism. +Indeed, at the age of twelve, he already had become disgusted with +existence. + +He had returned to his wigwam after an exhausting buffalo hunt, in which +he had slain two hundred and seventy-five buffaloes with his own hand, +not counting the individual buffalo on which he had leaped, so as to +join the herd, and which he afterward led into the camp a captive and a +present to the lovely Mushymush. He had scalped two express riders, and +a correspondent of the “New York Herald;” had despoiled the Overland +Mail stage of a quantity of vouchers which enabled him to draw double +rations from the Government, and was reclining on a bearskin, smoking +and thinking of the vanity of human endeavor, when a scout entered, +saying that a paleface youth had demanded access to his person. + +“Is he a commissioner? If so, say that the red man is rapidly passing +to the happy hunting-grounds of his fathers, and now desires only +peace, blankets, and ammunition; obtain the latter, and then scalp the +commissioner.” + +“But it is only a youth who asks an interview.” + +“Does he look like an insurance agent? If so, say that I have already +policies in three Hartford companies. Meanwhile prepare the stake, and +see that the squaws are ready with their implements of torture.” + +The youth was admitted; he was evidently only half the age of the Boy +Chief. As he entered the wigwam, and stood revealed to his host, they +both started. In another moment they were locked in each other’s arms. +“Jenky, old boy!” + +“Bromley, old fel!” + +B. F. Jenkins, for such was the name of the Boy Chief, was the first to +recover his calmness. Turning to his warriors he said proudly,— + +“Let my children retire while I speak to the agent of our Great Father +in Washington. Hereafter no latch-keys will be provided for the wigwams +of the warriors. The practice of late hours must be discouraged.” + +“How!” said the warriors, and instantly retired. + +“Whisper!” said Jenkins, drawing his friend aside. “I am known here only +as the Boy Chief of the Pigeon Toes.” + +“And I,” said Bromley Chitterlings proudly, “am known everywhere as the +Pirate Prodigy—the Boy Avenger of the Patagonian coast.” + +“But how came you here?” + +“Listen! My pirate brig, the Lively Mermaid, now lies at Meiggs’s wharf +in San Francisco, disguised as a Mendocino lumber vessel. My pirate crew +accompanied me here in a palace car from San Francisco.” + +“It must have been expensive,” said the prudent Jenkins. “It was, +but they defrayed it by a collection from the other passengers, you +understand. The papers will be full of it to-morrow. Do you take in the +‘New York Sun’?” + +“No; I dislike their Indian policy. But why are you here?” + +“Hear me, Jenk! ’T is a long and a sad story. The lovely Eliza J. +Sniffen, who fled with me from Doemville, was seized by her parents and +torn from my arms at New Rochelle. Reduced to poverty by the breaking of +the savings bank of which he was president—a failure to which I +largely contributed, and the profits of which I enjoyed—I have +since ascertained that Eliza Jane Sniffen was forced to become a +schoolmistress, departed to take charge of a seminary in Colorado, and +since then has never been heard from.” + +Why did the Boy Chief turn pale, and clutch at the tent-pole for +support? Why, indeed? + +“Eliza Jane Sniffen,” gasped Jenkins,—“aged fourteen, red-haired, with +a slight tendency to strabismus?” + +“The same.” + +“Heaven help me! She died by my mandate!” + +“Traitor!” shrieked Chitterlings, rushing at Jenkins with a drawn +poniard. + +But a figure interposed. The slight girlish form of Mushymush with +outstretched hands stood between the exasperated Pirate Prodigy and the +Boy Chief. + +“Forbear,” she said sternly to Chitterlings; “you know not what you do.” + +The two youths paused. + +“Hear me,” she said rapidly. “When captured in a confectioner’s shop at +New Rochelle, E. J. Sniffen was taken back to poverty. She resolved +to become a schoolmistress. Hearing of an opening in the West, she +proceeded to Colorado to take exclusive charge of the pensionnat of +Mdme. Choflie, late of Paris. On the way thither she was captured by the +emissaries of the Boy Chief”— + +“In consummation of a fatal vow I made, never to spare educational +instructors,” interrupted Jenkins. + +“But in her captivity,” continued Mushymush, “she managed to stain her +face with poke-berry juice, and mingling with the Indian maidens was +enabled to pass for one of the tribe. Once undetected, she boldly +ingratiated herself with the Boy Chief,—how honestly and devotedly he +best can tell,—for I, Mushymush, the little sister of the Boy Chief, am +Eliza Jane Sniffen.” + +The Pirate Prodigy clasped her in his arms. The Boy Chief, raising his +hand, ejaculated,— + +“Bless you, my children!” + +“There is but one thing wanting to complete this reunion,” said +Chitterlings, after a pause, but the hurried entrance of a scout stopped +his utterance. + +“A commissioner from the Great Father in Washington.” + +“Scalp him!” shrieked the Boy Chief; “this is no time for diplomatic +trifling.” + +“We have; but he still insists upon seeing you, and has sent in his +card.” + +The Boy Chief took it, and read aloud, in agonized accents,— + +“Charles Francis Adams Golightly, late page in United States Senate, and +acting commissioner of United States.” + +In another moment, Golightly, pale, bleeding, and, as it were, +prematurely bald, but still cold and intellectual, entered the wigwam. +They fell upon his neck and begged his forgiveness. + +“Don’t mention it,” he said quietly; “these things must and will happen +under our present system of government. My story is brief. Obtaining +political influence through caucuses, I became at last page in the +Senate. Through the exertions of political friends, I was appointed +clerk to the commissioner whose functions I now represent. Knowing +through political spies in your own camp who you were, I acted upon the +physical fears of the commissioner, who was an ex-clergyman, and easily +induced him to deputize me to consult with you. In doing so, I have lost +my scalp, but as the hirsute signs of juvenility have worked against my +political progress, I do not regret it. As a partially bald young man I +shall have more power. The terms that I have to offer are simply this: +you can do everything you want, go anywhere you choose, if you will only +leave this place. I have a hundred-thousand-dollar draft on the United +States Treasury in my pocket at your immediate disposal.” + +“But what’s to become of me?” asked Chitterlings. + +“Your case has already been under advisement. The Secretary of State, +who is an intelligent man, has determined to recognize you as _de +jure_ and _de facto_ the only loyal representative of the Patagonian +Government. You may safely proceed to Washington as its envoy +extraordinary. I dine with the secretary next week.” + +“And yourself, old fellow?” + +“I only wish that twenty years from now you will recognize by your +influence and votes the rights of C. F. A. Golightly to the presidency.” + +And here ends our story. Trusting that my dear young friends may take +whatever example or moral their respective parents and guardians may +deem fittest from these pages, I hope in future years to portray further +the career of those three young heroes I have already introduced in the +springtime of life to their charitable consideration. + + + * * * * * + + + EARLIER SKETCHES + + + * * * * * + + + + +M’LISS + +AN IDYL OF RED MOUNTAIN + + +[Pagenote: There are two forms of this tale. The earlier one is that +printed originally in _The Golden Era_ and afterward and until this +time included in Mr. Harte’s collected writings. It is comprised in four +chapters and occupies about thirty pages. When the present edition was +under consideration, Mr. Harte called his publishers’ attention to the +fact that the editor of the same paper proposed to him some time later +to continue it as a serial. In order to do this, he found himself +obliged to make some changes in the earlier incidents. Accordingly he +republished the story in its first form, but with some interpolations +and alterations, and then proceeded with other chapters, making ten +in all, “concluding it,” he says, “rather abruptly when I found it was +inartistically prolonged.” This was in 1863. But even thus the story was +not to be let alone. Ten years later, in 1873, another writer took the +tale up at the end of the tenth chapter, added fifty more, and issued +the whole in _The Golden Era_. When the continuation had been running +some time, Mr. Harte discovered the fraud, and inserted a card in the +same paper, advising the public that he had nothing whatever to do with +this further amplification of his story. Afterward, when the whole was +published in book form, he instituted legal proceedings and suppressed +the sale. + +The present form is Mr. Harte’s revision and extension of his first, and +is reprinted from _The Golden Era_ with his consent. EDITOR.] + + + + +CHAPTER I + +SMITH’S POCKET + + +Just where the Sierra Nevada begins to subside in gentle undulations, +and the rivers grow less rapid and yellow, on the side of a great red +mountain stands Smith’s Pocket. Seen from the red road at sunset, in the +red light and the red dust, its white houses look like the outcroppings +of quartz on the mountain side. The red stage, topped with red-shirted +passengers, is lost to view half a dozen times in the tortuous descent, +turning up unexpectedly in out-of-the-way places, and vanishing +altogether within a hundred yards of the town. It is probably owing to +this sudden twist in the road that the advent of a stranger at Smith’s +Pocket is usually attended with a peculiar circumstance. Dismounting +from the vehicle at the stage office the too-confident traveler is apt +to walk straight out of town under the impression that it lies in quite +another direction. It is related that one of the tunnel men, two miles +from town, met one of these self-reliant passengers with a carpetbag, +umbrella, “Harper’s Magazine,” and other evidences of “civilization and +refinement,” plodding along over the road he had just ridden, vainly +endeavoring to find the settlement of Smith’s Pocket. + +Had he been an observant traveler he might have found some compensation +for his disappointment in the weird aspect of that vicinity. There +were huge fissures on the hillside, and displacements of the red soil, +resembling more the chaos of some primary elementary upheaval than the +work of man; while, halfway down, a long flume straddled its narrow body +and disproportionate legs over the chasm, like an enormous fossil of +some forgotten antediluvian. At every step smaller ditches crossed the +road, hiding in their shallow depths unlovely streams that crept away to +a clandestine union with the great yellow torrent below. Here and there +the ruins of some cabin, with the chimney alone left intact and the +hearthstone open to the skies, gave such a flat contradiction to the +poetic delusion of Lares and Penates that the heart of the traveler must +have collapsed as he gazed, and even the bar-room of the National Hotel +have afterward seemed festive, and invested with preternatural comfort +and domesticity. + +The settlement of Smith’s Pocket owed its origin to the finding of a +“pocket” on its site by a veritable Smith. Five thousand dollars were +taken out of it in one half-hour by Smith. Three thousand dollars were +expended by Smith and others in erecting a flume and in tunneling. And +then Smith’s Pocket was found to be only a pocket, and subject like +other pockets to depletion. Although Smith pierced the bowels of the +great red mountain, that five thousand dollars was the first and the +last return of his labor. The mountain grew reticent of its golden +secrets, and the flume steadily ebbed away the remainder of Smith’s +fortune. Then Smith went into quartz mining. Then into quartz milling. +Then into hydraulics and ditching, and then by easy degrees into saloon +keeping. Presently it was whispered that Smith was drinking a good deal; +then it was known that Smith was an habitual drunkard; and then people +began to think, as they are apt to, that he had never been anything +else. But the settlement of Smith’s Pocket, like that of most +discoveries, was happily not dependent on the fortune of its pioneer, +and other parties projected tunnels and found pockets. So Smith’s Pocket +became a settlement with its two fancy stores, its two hotels, its one +express office, and its two first families. Occasionally its one long +straggling street was overawed by the assumption of the latest San +Francisco fashions, imported per express, exclusively to the first +families; making outraged nature, in the ragged outline of her furrowed +surface, look still more homely, and putting personal insult on that +greater portion of the population to whom the Sabbath, with a change of +linen, brought merely the necessity of cleanliness without the luxury of +adornment. Then there was a Methodist church, and hard by a monte bank, +and a little beyond, on the mountain side, a graveyard; and then a +little schoolhouse. + +“The master,” as he was known to his little flock, sat alone one night +in the schoolhouse, with some open copybooks before him, carefully +making those bold and full characters which are supposed to combine the +extremes of chirographical and moral excellence, and had got as far as +“Riches are deceitful,” and was elaborating the noun with an insincerity +of flourish that was quite in the spirit of his text, when he heard a +gentle tapping. The woodpeckers had been busy about the roof, during +the day, and the noise did not disturb his work. But the opening of the +door, and the tapping continuing from the inside, caused him to look +up. He was slightly startled by the figure of a young girl, dirty, +and shabbily clad. Still her great black eyes, her coarse uncombed +lusterless black hair falling over her sunburned face, her red arms +and feet streaked with the red soil, were all familiar to him. It was +Melissa Smith—Smith’s motherless child. + +“What can she want here?” thought the master. Everybody knew “M’liss,” + as she was called, throughout the length and height of Red Mountain. +Everybody knew her as an incorrigible girl. Her fierce, ungovernable +disposition, her mad freaks and lawless character, were in their way as +proverbial as the story of her father’s weakness, and as philosophically +accepted by the townsfolk. She wrangled with and fought the schoolboys +with keener invective and quite as powerful arm. She followed the trails +with woodman’s craft, and the master had met her before, miles away, +shoeless, stockingless, and bareheaded on the mountain road. The miners’ +camps along the stream supplied her with subsistence during these +voluntary pilgrimages, in freely offered alms. Not but that a larger +protection had been previously extended to M’liss. The Rev. Joshua +McSnagley, “stated” preacher, had placed her in the hotel as servant, by +way of preliminary refinement, and had introduced her to his scholars +at Sunday-school. But she threw plates occasionally at the landlord, and +quickly retorted to the cheap witticisms of the guests, and created +in the Sabbath-school a sensation that was so inimical to the orthodox +dullness and placidity of that institution, that, with a decent +regard for the starched frocks and unblemished morals of the two +pink-and-white-faced children of the first families, the reverend +gentleman had her ignominiously expelled. Such were the antecedents and +such the character of M’liss, as she stood before the master. It was +shown in the ragged dress, the unkempt hair and bleeding feet, and asked +his pity. It flashed from her black fearless eyes, and commanded his +respect. + +“I come here to-night,” she said rapidly and boldly, keeping her hard +glance on his, “because I knew you was alone. I wouldn’t come here when +them gals was here. I hate ’em and they hates me. That’s why. You keep +school,—don’t you? I want to be teached!” + +If to the shabbiness of her apparel and uncomeliness of her tangled hair +and dirty face she had added the humility of tears the master would have +extended to her the usual moiety of pity, and nothing more. But with the +natural though illogical instincts of his species, her boldness +awakened in him something of that respect which all original natures pay +unconsciously to one another in any grade. And he gazed at her the more +fixedly as she went on still rapidly, her hand on the door-latch and her +eyes on his. + +“My name is M’liss—M’liss Smith! You can bet your life on that. My +father’s Old Smith—Old Bummer Smith—that’s what’s the matter with him. +M’liss Smith—and I’m comin’ to school!” + +“Well?” said the master. + +Accustomed to be thwarted and opposed, often wantonly and cruelly, for +no other purpose than to excite the violent impulses of her nature, the +master’s phlegm evidently took her by surprise. She stopped. She began +to twist a lock of her hair between her fingers; and the rigid line +of upper lip, drawn over the wicked little teeth, relaxed and quivered +slightly. Then her eyes dropped, and something like a blush struggled up +to her cheek, and tried to assert itself through the splashes of redder +soil and the sunburn of years. Suddenly she threw herself forward, +calling on God to strike her dead, and fell quite weak and helpless, +with her face on the master’s desk, crying and sobbing as if her heart +would break. + +The master lifted her gently, and waited for the paroxysm to pass. When, +with face still averted, she was repeating between her sobs the mea +culpa of childish penitence—that “she’d be good, she didn’t mean to,” + etc., it came to him to ask her why she had left Sabbath-school. + +Why had she left Sabbath-school? Why? Oh, yes. What did he (McSnagley) +want to tell her she was wicked for? What did he tell her that God hated +her for? If God hated her, what did she want to go to Sabbath school +for? _She_ didn’t want to be beholden to anybody who hated her. + +Had she told McSnagley this? + +Yes, she had. + +The master laughed. It was a hearty laugh, and echoed so oddly in the +little schoolhouse, and seemed so inconsistent and discordant with the +sighing of the pines without, that he shortly corrected himself with +a sigh. The sigh was quite as sincere in its way, however, and after a +moment of serious silence he asked about her father. + +Her father. What father? Whose father? What had he ever done for her? +Why did the girls hate her? Come, now! What made the folks say, “Old +Bummer Smith’s M’liss” when she passed? Yes; oh, yes. She wished he was +dead—she was dead—everybody was dead; and her sobs broke forth anew. + +The master then, leaning over her, told her, as well as he could, what +you or I might have said after hearing such unnatural theories from +childish lips, only bearing in mind perhaps better than you or I +the unnatural facts of her ragged dress, her bleeding feet, and the +omnipresent shadow of her drunken father. Then raising her to her feet, +he wrapped his shawl around her, and bidding her come early in the +morning he walked with her down the road. Then he bade her “good-night.” + The moon shone brightly on the narrow path before them. He stood and +watched the bent little figure as it staggered down the road, and waited +until it had passed the little graveyard and reached the curve of the +hill, where it turned and stood for a moment, a mere atom of suffering +outlined against the far-off patient stars. Then he went back to his +work. But the lines of the copybook thereafter faded into long parallels +of never-ending road, over which childish figures seemed to pass sobbing +and crying to the night. Then, the little schoolhouse seeming lonelier +than before, he shut the door and went home. + +The next morning M’liss came to school. Her face had been washed, and +her coarse black hair bore evidence of recent struggles with the +comb, in which both had evidently suffered. The old defiant look shone +occasionally in her eyes, but her manner was tamer and more subdued. +Then began a series of little trials and self-sacrifices in which master +and pupil bore an equal part, and which increased the confidence and +sympathy between them. Although obedient under the master’s eye, at +times during recess, if thwarted or stung by a fancied slight, M’liss +would rage in ungovernable fury, and many a palpitating young savage, +finding himself matched with his own weapons of torment, would seek +the master with torn jacket and scratched face, and complaints of the +dreadful M’liss. There was a serious division among the townspeople on +the subject; some threatening to withdraw their children from such evil +companionship, and others as warmly upholding the course of the master +in his work of reclamation. Meanwhile, with a steady persistence that +seemed quite astonishing to him on looking back afterward, the Master +drew M’liss gradually out of the shadow of her past life, as though it +were but her natural progress down the narrow path on which he had set +her feet the moonlight night of their first meeting. Remembering the +experience of the evangelical McSnagley, he carefully avoided that Rock +of Ages on which that unskillful pilot had shipwrecked her young faith. +But if, in the course of her reading, she chanced to stumble upon those +few words which have lifted such as she above the level of the older, +the wiser, and the more prudent,—if she learned something of a faith +that is symbolized by suffering, and the old light softened in her eyes, +it did not take the shape of a lesson. A few of the plainer people had +made up a little sum by which the ragged M’liss was enabled to assume +the garments of respect and civilization, and often a rough shake of the +hand and words of commendation from a red-shirted and burly figure, sent +a glow to the cheek of the young master and set him to thinking if it +was altogether deserved. + +Three months had passed, from the time of their first meeting, and +the master was sitting late one evening over the moral and sententious +copies, when there came a tap at the door, and again M’liss stood before +him. She was neatly clad and clean-faced, and there was nothing perhaps +but the long black hair and bright black eyes to remind him of his +former apparition. “Are you busy?” she asked; “can you come with me?” + and on his signifying his readiness, in her old willful way she said, +“Come, then, quick!” + +They passed out of the door together and into the dark road. As they +entered the town, the master asked her whither she was going. She +replied, “to see her father.” + +It was the first time he had heard her use that filial expression, or, +indeed, allude to him in any other way than “Old Smith” or the “Old +Man.” It was the first time in many weeks that she had spoken of him at +all. He had been missed from the settlement for the past fortnight, +and the master had credited the rumors of the townsfolk that Smith had +“struck something rich” on the “North Fork,” about ten miles from the +village. As they neared the settlement, the master gathered from M’liss +that the rumor was untrue, and that she had seen her father that day. +As she grew reticent to further questioning, and as the master was +satisfied from her manner that she had some definite purpose beyond her +usual willfulness, he passively resigned himself and followed her. + +Through remote groggeries, restaurants, and saloons; in gambling-hells +and dance-houses, the master, preceded by M’liss, passed and repassed. +In the reeking smoke and blasphemous outcries of noisome dens, the +child, holding the master’s hand, pursued her search with a strange +familiarity, perfect self-possession, and implied protection of himself, +that even in his anxiety seemed ludicrous. Some of the revelers, +recognizing M’liss, called to her to sing and dance for them, and would +have forced liquor upon her but for the master’s interference. Others +mutely made way for them. So an hour slipped by, and as yet their search +was fruitless. The master had yawned once or twice and whistled,—two +fatal signs of failing interest,—and finally came to a full stop. + +“It’s half past eleven, Melissa,” said he, consulting his watch by a +broad pencil of light from an open shutter,—“half past eleven; and it +strikes me that our old friends, the woodpeckers, must have gone to bed +some hours ago, unless they are waiting up for us. I’m much obliged +to you for the evening’s entertainment, but I’m afraid that even the +pretext of looking for a parent won’t excuse further dissipation. We’d +better put this off till to-morrow. What do you say, Melissa? Why! what +ails the child? What’s that noise? Why, a pistol!—You’re not afraid of +that?” + +Few children brought up in the primeval seclusion of Smith’s Pocket were +unfamiliar with those quick and sharp notes which usually rendered the +evening zephyrs of that locality vocal; certainly not M’liss, to have +started when that report rang on the clear night air. The echoes caught +it as usual, and carried it round and round Red Mountain, and set the +dogs to barking all along the streams. The lights seemed to dance and +move quickly on the outskirts of the town for a few moments afterward, +the stream suddenly rippled quite audibly behind them, a few stones +loosened themselves from the hillside and splashed into the stream, a +heavy wind seemed to suage the branches of the funereal pines, and then +the silence fell again, heavier, deadlier than ever. + +When the last echo had died away, the master felt his companion’s +hand relax its grasp. Taking advantage of this outward expression of +tractability, he drew her gently with him until they reached the +hotel, which—in her newer aspect of a guest whose board was secured by +responsible parties—had forgivingly opened its hospitable doors to the +vagrant child. Here the master lingered a moment to assure her that +she might count upon his assistance to-morrow; and having satisfied +his conscience by this anticipated duty, bade her good-night. In the +darkness of the road—going astray several times on his way home, and +narrowly escaping the yawning ditches in the trail—he had reason to +commend his foresight in dissuading M’liss from a further search that +night, and in this pleasant reflection went to hed and slept soundly. + +For some hours after a darkness thick and heavy brooded over the +settlement. The sombre pines encompassing the village seemed to close +threateningly about it as if to reclaim the wilderness that had been +wrested from them. A low rustling as of dead leaves, and the damp breath +of forest odors filled the lonely street. Emboldened by the darkness +other shadows slipped by, leaving strange footprints in the moist +ditches for people to point at next day, until the moon, round and full, +was lifted above the crest of the opposite hill, and all was magically +changed. + +The shadows shrank away, leaving the straggling street sleeping in a +beauty it never knew by day. All that was unlovely, harsh, and repulsive +in its jagged outlines was subdued and softened by that uncertain light. +It smoothed the rough furrows and unsightly chasms of the mountain with +an ineffable love and tenderness. It fell upon the face of the sleeping +M’liss, and left a tear glittering on her black lashes and a smile on +her lip, which would have been rare to her at any other time; and fell +also on the white upturned face of “Old Smith,” with a pistol in his +hand and a bullet in his heart, lying dead beside his empty pocket. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +WHICH CONTAINS A DREAM OF THE JUST ARISTIDES + + +The opinion which McSnagley expressed in reference to a “change of +heart,” as experienced by M’liss, was more forcibly described in the +gulches and tunnels. It was thought there that M’liss had struck a “good +lead.” And when there was a new grave added to the little inclosure, +and—at the expense of the master—a little board and inscription put +above it, the “Red Mountain Banner” came out quite handsomely and +did the correct thing for the memory of one of “our oldest pioneers,” + alluding gracefully to that “bane of noble intellects,” touching +slightly on the “vicissitudes of fortune,” and otherwise assisting our +dear brother into genteel obscurity. “He leaves an only child to mourn +his loss,” said the “Banner,” “who is now an exemplary scholar, thanks +to the efforts of the Rev. J. McSnagley.” That reverend gentleman, +in fact, made a strong point of M’liss’s conversion, and, indirectly +attributing to her former bad conduct the suicide of her father, made +affecting allusions in Sunday-school to the beneficial effects of the +“silent tomb,” and in that cheerful contemplation froze most of the +children into speechless horror, and caused the fair-complexioned scions +of the first families to howl dismally and refuse to be comforted. + +Of the homes that were offered to M’liss when her conversion became +known, the master had preferred that of Mrs. Morpher, a womanly and +kind-hearted specimen of Southwestern efflorescence, known in her +maidenhood as the “Per-ra-rie Rose.” By a steady system of struggle +and self-sacrifice, she had at last subjugated her naturally careless +disposition to principles of “order,” which as a pious woman she +considered, with Pope, as “Heaven’s first law.” But she could not +entirely govern the orbits of her satellites, however regular her own +movements, and her old nature asserted itself in her children. Lycurgus +dipped in the cupboard “between meals,” and Aristides came home from +school without shoes, leaving those important articles at the threshold, +for the delights of a barefooted walk down the ditches. Octavia and +Cassandra were “keerless” of their clothes. So that with but one +exception, however the “Prairie Rose” might have trimmed, pruned, and +trained her own natural luxuriance, the little shoots came up defiantly +wild and straggling. That one exception was Clytemnestra Morpher, aged +fifteen. She was the realization of her mother’s most extravagant dream. +I stay my hand with difficulty at this moment, for I long to describe +this model of deportment; but the progress of my story just at present +supplants Clytemnestra in the larger prominence it gives to another +member of the family,—the just Aristides. + +The long dry summer had come. As each fierce day seemed to burn itself +out in little whiffs of pearl gray smoke on the mountain summits, and +as the upspringing breeze scattered what might have been its red embers +over the landscape, the green wave which, in early spring, had upheaved +above Smith’s grave grew sere and dry and hard. In those days, the +master, strolling in the little churchyard of a Sabbath afternoon, was +sometimes surprised to find a few wild flowers, plucked from the damp +pine forest, scattered there, and oftener rude wreaths hung upon the +little pine cross. Most of these wreaths were formed of a sweet-scented +grass which the children loved to keep in their desks, entwined with +the pompon-like plumes of the buckeye and syringa, the wood anemone, and +here and there the master noticed the dark blue cowl of the monk’s-hood +or deadly aconite. One day, during a walk, in crossing a wooded ridge, +he came upon M’liss in the heart of the forest, perched upon a prostrate +pine, on a fantastic throne, formed by the hanging plumes of lifeless +branches, her lap full of grasses and pine burrs, and crooning to the +just Aristides, who sat humbly at her feet, one of the negro melodies +of her younger life. It was perhaps the influence of the season, or the +memory of this sylvan enjoyment, which caused Aristides, one midsummer +day, to have a singular vision. + +The just Aristides had begun that morning with a serious error. +Loitering on his way to school, occasionally stopping to inspect the +footprints of probable bears, or indulging in cheerful badinage with the +tunnel men,—to whom the apparition of a short-legged boy weighed +down by a preternaturally large satchel was an object of boisterous +solicitude,—Aristides suddenly found that he was an hour and a half too +late for school. Whether this circumstance was purely accidental or not +is a question of some uncertainty, for Aristides, on finding himself +occupying this criminal position, at once resolved to play truant. I +shall not stop to inquire by what system of logic this result presented +itself to that just youth as a consistent deduction, or whether some +indistinct apprehension of another and a better world beyond the +settlement, where there were no schools and blackberries were plenty, +had not influenced him in taking this fatal step. Enough that he entered +on his rash career by instantly eating the dinner which he carried with +him, and having propitiated that terrible god whose seat is every small +boy’s stomach, with a feeling of inexpressible guiltiness creeping over +him, he turned his back upon the schoolhouse and ran into the woods. + +Away from the glare of the red road, how deliciously cool was the damp +breath and twilight dimness of the stately pines. How they seemed to +welcome him in their deepest recesses, ranging themselves silently +around him as he ran, shutting out the world and its schoolhouses, and +the pursuit of indignant parents and vindictive teachers. How in the +forest depths the blue jay called to him mockingly, and the kingbird, +spreading his tail like a crimson pennant, beckoned him onward. How +there was recognition and greeting even in the squirrel that scampered +past him, mischievously whisking his ridiculous tail within an inch of +his outstretched fingers. And how Aristides, at last flinging away hat, +shoes, and satchel, uttered a shrill whoop and dashed forward like a +youthful savage. But are not these things written in the dog’s-eared +pages of every boy’s memory, even though they seemed afterward to the +just Aristides a part and parcel of his own strange vision? + +Yet even such delights had their hour of culmination, and Aristides +found himself at high noon back on the road again in a state of feverish +excitement, carrying a ravished jay’s nest, two pine cones, a dead hare, +and a plume of the white syringa. Somewhat overpowered by the weight +of these trophies, which he had collected in the vague belief that +they would be of future service to him, he began to look about for some +convenient place to bestow his booty. It was nearly time for the great +Wingdam stage to go by, and when it came at last with a sharp rattle of +wheels and prancing of horses, and a red pillar of dust hanging over it +that partook of both the fiery and cloudy attributes of the Israelitish +sign, Aristides exchanged epithets with the driver, and, although +standing knee-deep in red dust, felt a thrill of joy in the recognition +which no future honor or dignity might ever give him. + +Retracing his steps, the truant presently came to a semicircular opening +in the side of Red Mountain, which inclosed, like the walls of some +vast amphitheatre, what had been the arena of the early struggles of +the gladiators of fortune. There were terrible traces of that struggle +still—in the rock blasted by fire—in the bank furrowed by water—and +in the debris of Red Mountain scattered along the gulch two miles +in extent. Their forgotten engines were lying half buried in +the ditches—the primeval structure which had served them for a +banking-house was roofless, and held the hoards of field-mice and +squirrels. The unshapely stumps of ancient pines dotted the ground, and +Aristides remembered that under the solitary redwood, which of all +its brothers remained still standing, one of those early pioneers lay +buried. No wonder that, as the gentle breeze of that summer day swept +through its branches, the just Aristides might have heard, as part +of his wonderful dream, some echo of its far off brothers of Lebanon, +saying, “Since thou art fallen, no feller has risen up against us!” + +But the short legs of Aristides were aching, and he was getting thirsty. +There was a rough cavern close at hand; and as most of these openings +condensed their general dampness somewhere in quiet pools, Aristides +turned into the first one. When he had slaked his thirst, he looked +around him and recognized Smith’s Pocket. + +It had undergone little change in the last two years. The winter +rains had detached those portions of the wall which were not upheld by +decaying timbers. It was certainly a dirty pocket—a pocket filled +with rubbish—a shabby pocket—a worn-out and ragged pocket. It was +so unpromising in its present exterior, so graphic in its story of +misfortune, and so terrible in its recent memories, that the most +sanguine prospector would have passed it by, as though the hopeless +sentence of Dante had been written over its ragged portal. + +The active mind of Aristides, however, saw in the lurking shadows of +its arches much promise as a future play-room, to which he intended to +induct hereafter his classical brother Lycurgus. In this reflection he +threw himself on the ground, and luxuriously burying his bare feet in +the cool, loose soil, gave himself up to serene meditation. But the heat +and exertion were beginning to exert a certain influence over him, +and once or twice his eyes closed. The water rippled beside him with +a sleepy sound. The sunlight on the hill without made him wink. The +long-drawn cawing of a crow on the opposite hillside, and the buzzing +of a bluebottle fly who had sought retreat in the cavern, had a like +effect, and he felt himself falling asleep. How long he slept, or if +he slept at all, he could not remember, for he started suddenly, and, +listening a moment, sprang to his feet. The low, heavy blows of a pick +came deadened and muffled from the extremity of the cavern. + +At first a terrible fear took possession of him; for an instant the +white, rigid face of Smith, as he had seen it on the day of the inquest, +when an irresistible curiosity led him to creep into the room where the +dead man was lying—for an instant only, this fearful remembrance seemed +to rise before him out of the gloom of the pit. The terror passed away. + +Ghosts were historically unknown to Aristides, and even had his +imaginative faculty been more prominent, the education of Smith’s +Pocket was not of a kind to foster such weaknesses. Except a twinge of +conscience, a momentary recollection of the evil that comes to bad boys +through the severe pages of Sunday-school books—with this exception, +Aristides was not long in recovering his self-possession. He did not run +away, for his curiosity was excited. The same instinct which prompted +an examination of bear-tracks gave a fascination to the situation, and a +nervous energy to his frame. + +The regular blows of the pick still resounded through the cavern. He +crept cautiously to the deepest recesses of the pocket, and held his +breath and listened. The sound seemed to come from the bowels of the +mountain. There was no sign of opening or ingress; an impenetrable veil +of quartz was between him and the mysterious laborer. He was creeping +back, between the displaced rafters, when a light glanced suddenly in +his face, and flashed on the wet roof above him. Looking fearfully down, +Aristides beheld between the interstices of the rafters, which formed +a temporary flooring, that there was another opening below, and in that +opening a man was working. In the queer fantasy of Aristides’s dream, it +took the aspect of a second pocket and a duplicate Smith! + +He had no time to utter his astonishment, for at that moment an ominous +rattling of loose soil upon his back made him look up, and he had barely +time to spring away before a greater portion of the roof of Smith’s +Pocket, loosened by the displacement of its supports in his search, fell +heavily to the ground. But in the fall a long-handled shovel which had +been hidden somewhere in the crevices of the rock above came rattling +down with it, and, seizing this as a trophy, Aristides emerged +from Smith’s Pocket, at a rate of speed which seemed singularly +disproportionate with his short legs and round stomach. + +When he reached the road the sun was setting. Inspecting his prize by +that poetic light, he found that the shovel was a new one, and bore +neither mark of use nor exposure. Shouldering it again, with the +intention of presenting it as a peace-offering to propitiate the +just wrath of his parents, Aristides had gone but a few rods when an +unexpected circumstance occurred which dashed his fond hope, and to the +conscientious child seemed the shadow of an inevitable Nemesis. At the +curve of the road, as the settlement of Smith’s Pocket came into view, +with its straggling street, and its church spire that seemed a tongue of +flame in the setting sun, a broad-shouldered figure sprang, apparently, +from out of the bank, and stood in the path of that infelix infant. + +“Where are you going with that shovel, you young devil?” + +Aristides looked up and saw that his interlocutor was a man of powerful +figure, whose face, though partially concealed by a red handkerchief, +even in that uncertain light was not prepossessing. Children are quick +physiognomists, and Aristides, feeling the presence of evil, from the +depths of his mighty little soul then and there took issue with the +giant. + +“Where are you going with that shovel; d—n you, do you hear?” said he +of the red handkerchief impatiently. + +“Home,” said Aristides stoutly. + +“Home, eh!” said the stranger sneeringly. “And where did you steal it, +you young thief?” + +The Morpher stock not being of a kind to receive opprobrious epithets +meekly, Aristides slowly, and with an evident effort, lifted the shovel +in a menacing attitude. + +A single step was all that separated six feet of Strength from three +feet of Valor. The stranger eyed Aristides with an expression of surly +amazement, and hesitated. The elephant quailed before the gad-fly. As +that precocious infant waved the threatening shovel, his youthful lips +slowly fashioned this tremendous sentence:— + +“_You let me pass and I won’t hit you!_” + +And here I must pause. I would that for the sake of poetry I could leave +my hero, bathed in that heroic light, erect and menacing. But alas, in +this practical world of ours, the battle is too often to the strong. And +I hasten over the humiliating spectacle of Aristides, spanked, cuffed, +and kicked, and pick him from the ditch into which he was at last +ignominiously tossed, a defeated but still struggling warrior, and so +bring him, as the night closes charitably around him, in contrite tears +and muddy garments to his father’s door. + +When the master stopped at Mrs. Morpher’s to inquire after his errant +pupil that night, he found Aristides in bed, smelling strongly of soap +and water, and sinking into a feverish sleep. As he muttered from time +to time some incoherent sentence, tossing restlessly in his cot, the +master turned to those about him and asked what it was he said. + +It was nothing. Aristides had been dreaming, and that was his dream. + +That was all. Yet a dream that foreshadowed a slow-coming but unerring +justice, that should give the little dreamer in after years some credit +to the title of Aristides the Just. + + + +CHAPTER III + +UNDER THE GREENWOOD TREE + + +It was an amiable weakness of Mrs. Morpher to imagine that, of all her +classical progeny, Clytemnestra was particularly the model for M’liss. +Following this fallacy she threw “Clytie” at the head of M’liss when +she was “bad,” and set her up before the child for adoration in her +penitential moments. It was not therefore surprising to the master +to hear that Clytie was coming to school, obviously as a favor to the +master and as an example for M’liss and others. For Clytie was quite +a young lady. Inheriting her mother’s physical peculiarities, and in +obedience to the climatic laws of the Red Mountain region, she was an +early bloomer. The youth of Smith’s Pocket, to whom this kind of flower +was rare, sighed for her in April and languished in May. Enamored swains +haunted the schoolhouse at the hour of dismissal. A few were jealous of +the master. + +Perhaps it was this latter circumstance that opened the master’s eyes +to another. He could not help noticing that Clytie was romantic; that +in school she required a great deal of attention; that her pens were +uniformly bad and wanted fixing; that she usually accompanied the +request with a certain expectation in her eye that was somewhat +disproportionate to the quality of service she verbally required; that +she sometimes allowed the curves of a round plump white arm to rest on +his when he was writing her copies; that she always blushed and flung +back her blond curls when she did so. I don’t remember whether I have +stated that the master was a young man—it’s of little consequence, +however. He had been severely educated in the school in which Clytie was +taking her first lesson, and on the whole withstood the flexible curves +and facetious glance like the fine young Spartan that he was. Perhaps +an insufficient quality of food may have tended to this asceticism. +He generally avoided Clytie; but one evening when she returned to the +schoolhouse after something she had forgotten,—and did not find it +until the master walked home with her,—I hear that he endeavored to +make himself particularly agreeable, partly from the fact, I imagine, +that his conduct was adding gall and bitterness to the already +overcharged hearts of Clytemnestra’s admirers. + +The morning after this affecting episode, M’liss did not come to +school. Noon came, but not M’liss. Questioning Clytie on the subject, it +appeared that they had left for school together, but the willful M’liss +had taken another road. The afternoon brought her not. In the evening +he called on Mrs. Morpher, whose motherly heart was really alarmed. Mr. +Morpher had spent all day in search of her, without discovering a trace +that might lead to her discovery. Aristides was summoned as a probable +accomplice, but that equitable infant succeeding in impressing +the household with his innocence, Mrs. Morpher entertained a vivid +impression that the child would yet be found drowned in a ditch, +or—what was almost as terrible—mud-dyed and soiled beyond the +redemption of soap and water. Sick at heart, the master returned to the +schoolhouse. As he lit his lamp and seated himself at his desk, he found +a note lying before him, addressed to himself in M’liss’s handwriting. +It seemed to be written on a leaf torn from some old memorandum-book, +and, to prevent sacrilegious trifling, had been sealed with six broken +wafers. Opening it almost tenderly, the master read as follows:— + +RESPECTED SIR: When you read this, I am run away. Never to come back. +Never _Never_ NEVER. You can give my beeds to Mary Jennings, and my +Amerika’s Pride [a, highly colored lithograph from a tobacco box] to +Sally Flanders. But don’t you give anything to Clytie Morpher. Don’t +you dair to. Do you know what my opinion is of her, it is this, she +is perfekly disgustin. That is all and no more at present from MELISSA +SMITH. + +The master mused for some time over this characteristic epistle. As he +was mechanically refolding it his eye caught a sentence written on the +back in pencil, in another handwriting, somewhat blurred and indistinct +from the heavy incisive strokes of M’liss’s pen on the other side. It +seemed to be a memorandum belonging to the book from which the leaf was +originally torn:— + +July 17th. 5 hours in drift—dipping west—took out 20 oz.; cleaned up +40 oz. Mem.—saw M. S. + +“July 17th,” said the master, opening his desk and taking out a file of +the “Red Mountain Banner.” “July 17th,” he repeated, running over the +pages till he came to a paragraph headed “DISTRESSING SUICIDE.” “July +17th—why, that’s the day Smith killed himself. That’s funny!” + +In a strict etymological sense there was nothing so very ludicrous in +this coincidence, nor did the master’s face betray any expression of +the kind. Perhaps the epithet was chosen to conceal the vague uneasiness +which it produced in his mind. We are all of us more affected by +these coincidences than we care to confess to one another. If the most +matter-of-fact reader of these pages were to find a hearse standing +in front of his door for three consecutive mornings, although the +circumstance might be satisfactorily explained,—shall I go further and +say, _because_ the circumstance might be satisfactorily explained,—he +would vaguely wish it hadn’t happened. Philosophize as we may, the +simple fact of two remote lines crossing each other always seems to us +of tremendous significance, and quite overshadows the more important +truth that the real parallels of life’s journey are the lines that never +meet. It will do us good to remember these things, and look more kindly +on our brothers of Borrioboola-Gha and their fetich superstitions, when +we drop our silver in the missionary box next Sabbath. + +“I wonder where that memorandum came from,” said the master, as he rose +at last and buttoned up his coat. “Who is ‘M. S.’? M. S. stands for +manuscript and Melissa Smith. Why don’t”—But checking an impulsive +query as to why people don’t make their private memoranda generally +intelligible, the master put the letter in his pocket and went home. + +At sunrise the next morning he was picking his way through the palm-like +fern and thick underbrush of the pine forest, starting the hare from its +form, and awakening a querulous protest from a few dissipated crows, who +had evidently been making a night of it, and so came to the wooded ridge +where he had once found M’liss. There he found the prostrate pine and +tessellated branches, but the throne was vacant. As he drew nearer, what +might have been some frightened animal started through the crackling +limbs. It ran up the tossed arms of the fallen monarch, and sheltered +itself in some friendly foliage. The master, reaching the old seat, +found the nest still warm; looking up in the intertwining branches, +he met the black eyes of the errant M’liss. They gazed at each other +without speaking. She was first to break the silence. + +“What do you want?” she asked curtly. + +The master had decided on a course of action. “I want some crab apples,” + he said humbly. + +“Shan’t have ’em! go away! Why don’t you get ’em of Clytemnerestera?” + It seemed to be a relief to M’liss to express her contempt in additional +syllables to that classical young woman’s already long-drawn title. “Oh, +you wicked thing!” + +“I am hungry, Lissy. I have eaten nothing since dinner yesterday. I +am famished!” and the young man, in a state of remarkable exhaustion, +leaned against the tree. + +Melissa’s heart was touched. In the bitter days of her gypsy life +she had known the sensation he so artfully simulated. Overcome by his +heartbroken tone, but not entirely divested of suspicion, she said:— + +“Dig under the tree near the roots, and you’ll find lots: but mind +you don’t tell,” for M’liss had _her_ hoards as well as the rats and +squirrels. + +But the master of course was unable to find them, the effects of hunger +probably blinding his senses. M’liss grew uneasy. At length she peered +at him through the leaves in an elfish way, and questioned:— + +“If I come down and give you some, you’ll promise you won’t touch me?” + +The master promised. + +“Hope you’ll die if you do?” + +The master accepted instant dissolution as a forfeit. M’liss slid down +the tree. The duties of hospitality fulfilled, she seated herself at a +little distance and eyed the master with extreme caution. + +“Why didn’t you eat your breakfast, you bad man?” + +“Because I’ve run away.” + +“Where to?” said M’liss, her eyes twinkling. + +“Anywhere—anywhere, away from here!” responded that deceitful wretch +with tragic wildness of demeanor. + +“What made you?—bad boy!” said M’liss, with a sudden respect of +conventionalities, and a rare touch of tenderness in her tones. “You’d +better go back where your vittals are.” + +“What are victuals to a wounded spirit?” asked the young man +dramatically. He had reached the side of M’liss during this dialogue, +and had taken her unresisting hand. He was too wise to notice his +victory, however; and drawing Melissa’s note from his pocket, opened it +before her. + +“Couldn’t you find any paper in the schoolhouse without tearing a leaf +out of my memorandum book, Melissa?” he asked. + +“It ain’t out of your memorandum book,” responded M’liss fiercely. + +“Indeed,” said the master, turning to the lines in pencil; “I thought it +was my handwriting.” + +M’liss, who had been looking over his shoulder, suddenly seized the +paper and snatched it out of his hand. + +“It’s father’s writing!” she said, after a pause, in a softer tone. + +“Where did you get it, M’liss?” + +“Aristides gave it to me.” + +“Where did he get it?” + +“Don’t know. He had the book in his pocket when I told him I was going +to write to you, and he tore the leaf out. There now—don’t bother me +any more.” M’liss had turned her face away, and the black hair had hid +her downcast eyes. + +Something in her gesture and expression reminded him of her father. +Something, and more that was characteristic to her at such moments, made +him fancy another resemblance, and caused him to ask impulsively, and +less cautiously than was his wont:— + +“Do you remember your mother, M’liss?” + +“No.” + +“Did you never see her?” + +“No—didn’t I tell you not to bother, and you’re a-goin’ and doin’ it,” + said M’liss savagely. + +The master was silent a moment. “Did you ever think you would like to +have a mother, M’liss?” he asked again. + +“No-o-o-o!” + +The master rose; M’liss looked up. + +“Does Aristides come to school to-day?” + +“I don’t know.” + +“Are you going back? You’d better,” she said. + +“Well!—perhaps I may. Good-by!” + +He had proceeded a few steps when, as he expected, she called him back. +He turned. She was standing by the tree, with tears glistening in her +eyes. The master felt the right moment had come. Going up to her, +he took both her hands in his, and looking in her tearful eyes, said +gravely:— + +“M’liss, do you remember the first evening you came to see me?” + +M’liss remembered. + +“You asked me if you might come to school, and I said—” + +“Come!” responded the child softly. + +“If I told you I was lonely without my little scholar, and that I wanted +her to come, what would you say?” + +The child hung her head in silence. The master waited patiently. Tempted +by the quiet, a hare ran close to the couple, and raising her bright +eyes and velvet fore paws, gazed at them fearlessly. A squirrel ran +halfway down the furrowed bark of the fallen tree, and there stopped. + +“_We_ are waiting, Lissy,” said the master in a whisper, and the child +smiled. Stirred by a passing breeze, the treetops rocked, and a slanting +sunbeam stole through their interlaced boughs and fell on the doubting +face and irresolute little figure. But a step in the dry branches and a +rustling in the underbrush broke the spell. + +A man dressed as a miner, carrying a long-handled shovel, came slowly +through the woods. A red handkerchief tied around his head under his +hat, with the loose ends hanging from beneath, did not add much favor +to his unprepossessing face. He did not perceive the master and M’liss +until he was close upon them. When he did, he stopped suddenly and gazed +at them with an expression of lowering distrust. M’liss drew nearer to +the master. + +“Good-mornin’—picknickin’, eh?” he asked, with an attempt at geniality +that was more repulsive than his natural manner. + +“How are you—prospecting, eh?” said the master quietly, after the +established colloquial formula of Red Mountain. + +“Yes—a little in that way.” + +The stranger still hesitated, apparently waiting for them to go first, a +matter which M’liss decided by suddenly taking the master’s hand in her +quick way. What she said was scarcely audible, but the master, parting +her hair over her forehead, kissed her, and so, hand in hand, they +passed out of the damp aisles and forest odors into the open sunlit +road. But M’liss, looking back, saw that her old seat was occupied by +the hopeful prospector, and fancied that in the shadows of her former +throne something of a gratified leer overspread his face. “He’ll have to +dig deep to find the crab apples,” said the child to the master, as they +came to the Red Mountain road. + +When Aristides came to school that day he was confronted by M’liss. But +neither threats nor entreaties could extract from that reticent youth +the whereabout of the memorandum book nor where he got it. Two or three +days afterward, during recess, he approached M’liss, and beckoned her +one side. + +“Well,” said M’liss impatiently. + +“Did you ever read the story of ‘Ali Baba’?” + +“Yes.” + +“Do you believe it?” + +“No.” + +“Well,” said that sage infant, wheeling around on his stout legs, “_it’s +true!_” + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +WHICH HAS A GOOD MORAL TENDENCY + + +Somewhat less spiteful in her intercourse with the other scholars, +M’liss still retained an offensive attitude toward Clytemnestra. Perhaps +the jealous element was not entirely stilled in her passionate little +breast. Perhaps it was that Clytemnestra’s round curves and plump +outlines afforded an extensive pinching surface. But while these +ebullitions were under the master’s control, her enmity occasionally +took a new and irresponsible form. + +In his first estimate of the child’s character he could not conceive +that she had ever possessed a doll. But the master, like many other +professed readers of character, was safer in _a posteriori_ than _a +priori_ reasoning, for M’liss had a doll. But then it was a peculiar +doll,—a frightful perversion of wax and sawdust,—a doll fearfully and +wonderfully made,—a smaller edition of M’liss. Its unhappy existence +had been a secret discovered accidentally by Mrs. Morpher. It had been +the oldtime companion of M’liss’s wanderings, and bore evident marks +of suffering. Its original complexion was long since washed away by the +weather, and anointed by the slime of ditches. It looked very much +as M’liss had in days past. Its one gown of faded stuff was dirty and +ragged as hers had been. M’liss had never been known to apply to it any +childish term of endearment. She never exhibited it in the presence of +other children. It was put severely to bed in a hollow tree near +the schoolhouse, and only allowed exercise during M’liss’s rambles. +Fulfilling a stern duty to her doll—as she would to herself—it knew no +luxuries. + +Now, Mrs. Morpher, obeying a commendable impulse, bought another doll +and gave it to M’liss. The child received it gravely and curiously. The +master, on looking at it one day, fancied he saw a slight resemblance +in its round red cheeks and mild blue eyes to Clytemnestra. It became +evident before long that M’liss had also noticed the same resemblance. +Accordingly she hammered its waxen head on the rocks when she was +alone, and sometimes dragged it with a string round its neck to and from +school. At other times, setting it up on her desk, she made a pincushion +of its patient and inoffensive body. Whether this was done in revenge +of what she considered a second figurative obtrusion of Clytie’s +excellencies upon her; or whether she had an intuitive appreciation +of the rites of certain other heathens, and indulging in that “fetich” + ceremony imagined that the original of her wax model would pine away and +finally die, is a metaphysical question I shall not now consider. + +In spite of these moral vagaries, the master could not help noticing +in her different tasks the workings of a quick, restless, and vigorous +perception. She knew neither the hesitancy nor the doubts of childhood. +Her answers in class were always slightly dashed with audacity. Of +course she was not infallible. But her courage and daring in venturing +beyond her own depth and that of the floundering little swimmers around +her, in their minds outweighed all errors of judgment. Children are +no better than grown people in this respect, I fancy; and whenever the +little red hand flashed above her desk, there was a wondering silence, +and even the master was sometimes oppressed with a doubt of his own +experience and judgment. + +Nevertheless, certain attributes which at first amused and entertained +his fancy began to affect him with grave doubts. He could not but see +that M’liss was revengeful, irreverent, and willful. But there was +one better quality which pertained to her semi-savage disposition—the +faculty of physical fortitude and self-sacrifice, and another—though +not always an attribute of the noble savage—truth. M’liss was both +fearless and sincere—perhaps in such a character the adjectives were +synonymous. + +The master had been doing some hard thinking on this subject, and had +arrived at that conclusion quite common to all who think sincerely, that +he was generally the slave of his own prejudices, when he determined to +call on the Rev. Mr. McSnagley for advice. This decision was somewhat +humiliating to his pride, as he and McSnagley were not friends. But he +thought of M’liss, and the evening of their first meeting; and perhaps +with a pardonable superstition that it was not chance alone that +had guided her willful feet to the schoolhouse, and perhaps with a +complacent consciousness of the rare magnanimity of the act, he choked +back his dislike and went to McSnagley. + +The reverend gentleman was glad to see him. Moreover, he observed +that the master was looking “peartish” and hoped he had got over the +“neuralgy” and “rheumatiz.” He himself had been troubled with a dumb +“ager” since last conference. But he had learned to “rastle and pray.” + +Pausing a moment to enable the master to write this certain method +of curing the dumb “ager” upon the book and volume of his brain, +Mr. McSnagley proceeded to inquire after Sister Morpher. “She is an +adornment to Chris_tew_anity, and has a likely, growin’ young family,” + added Mr. McSnagley; “and there is that mannerly young gal—so well +behaved—Miss Clytie.” In fact, Clytie’s perfections seemed to affect +him to such an extent that he dwelt for several minutes upon them. The +master was doubly embarrassed. In the first place, there was an enforced +contrast with poor M’liss in all this praise of Clytie. Secondly, there +was something unpleasantly confidential in his tone of speaking of +Morpher’s earliest born. So that the master, after a few futile +efforts to say something natural, found it convenient to recall another +engagement and left without asking the information required, but in his +after reflections somewhat unjustly giving the Rev. Mr. McSnagley the +full benefit of having refused it. + +But the master obtained the advice in another and unexpected direction. + +The resident physician of Smith’s Pocket was a Dr. Duchesne, or as +he was better known to the locality, “Dr. Doochesny.” Of a naturally +refined nature and liberal education, he had steadily resisted the +aggressions and temptations of Smith’s Pocket, and represented to the +master a kind of connecting link between his present life and the past. +So that an intimacy sprang up between the two men, involving prolonged +interviews in the doctor’s little back shop, often to the exclusion of +other suffering humanity and their physical ailments. It was in one of +these interviews that the master mentioned the coincidence of the date +of the memoranda on the back of M’liss’s letter and the day of Smith’s +suicide. + +“If it were Smith’s own handwriting, as the child says it is,” said the +master, “it shows a queer state of mind that could contemplate suicide +and indite private memoranda within the same twenty-four hours.” + +Dr. Duchesne removed his cigar from his lips and looked attentively at +his friend. + +“The only hypothesis,” continued the master, “is that Smith was either +drunk or crazy, and the fatal act was in a measure unpremeditated.” + +“Every man who commits suicide,” returned the doctor gravely, “is in +my opinion insane, or, what is nearly the same thing, becomes through +suffering an irresponsible agent. In my professional experience I have +seen most of the forms of mental and physical agony, and know what +sacrifices men will make to preserve even an existence that to me seemed +little better than death, so long as their intellect remained unclouded. +When you come to reflect on the state of mind that chooses death as a +preferable alternative, you generally find an exaltation and enthusiasm +that differs very little from the ordinary diagnosis of delirium. Smith +was not drunk,” added the doctor in his usual careless tone; “I saw his +body.” + +The master remained buried in reflection. Presently the doctor removed +his cigar. + +“Perhaps I might help you to explain the coincidence you speak of.” + +“How?” + +“Very easily. But this is a professional secret, you understand.” + +“Yes, I understand,” said the master hastily, with an ill-defined +uneasiness creeping over him. + +“Do you know anything of the phenomena of death by gunshot wounds?” + +“No!” + +“Then you must take certain facts as granted. Smith, you remember, was +killed _instantly!_ The nature of his wound and the manner of his death +were such as would have caused an instantaneous and complete relaxation +of _all_ the muscles. Rigidity and contraction would have supervened +of course, but only after life was extinct and consciousness fled. Now +Smith was found with his hand tightly grasping a pistol.” + +“Well?” + +“Well, my dear boy, he must have grasped it after he was dead, or have +prevailed on some friend to stiffen his fingers round it.” + +“Do you mean that he was murdered?” + +Dr. Duchesne rose and closed the door. “We have different names for +these things in Smith’s Pocket. I mean to say that he didn’t kill +himself—that’s all.” + +“But, doctor,” said the master earnestly; “do you think you have +done right in concealing this fact? Do you think it just—do you +think it consistent with your duty to his orphan child?” + +“That’s why I have said nothing about it,” replied the doctor +coolly,—“because of my consideration for his orphan child.” + +The master breathed quickly, and stared at the doctor. + +“Doctor! you don’t think that M’liss”— + +“Hush!—don’t get excited, my young friend. Remember I am not a +lawyer—only a doctor.” + +“But M’liss was with me the very night he must have been killed. We were +walking together when we heard the report—that is—a report—which must +have been the one”—stammered the master. + +“When was that?” + +“At half past eleven. I remember looking at my watch.” + +“Humph!—when did you meet her first?” + +“At half past eight. Come, doctor, you have made a mistake here at +least,” said the young man with an assumption of ease he was far from +feeling. “Give M’liss the benefit of the doubt.” + +Dr. Duchesne replied by opening a drawer of his desk. After rummaging +among the powders and mysterious looking instruments with which it was +stored, he finally brought forth a longitudinal slip of folded white +paper. It was appropriately labeled “_Poison._” + +“Look here,” said the doctor, opening the paper. It contained two or +three black coarse hairs. “Do you know them?” + +“No.” + +“Look again!” + +“It looks something like Melissa’s hair,” said the master, with a +fathomless sinking of the heart. + +“When I was called to look at the body,” continued the doctor with the +deliberate cautiousness of a professional diagnosis, “my suspicions were +aroused by the circumstance I told you of. I managed to get possession +of the pistol, and found these hairs twisted around the lock as though +they had been accidentally caught and violently disentangled. I don’t +think that any one else saw them. I removed them without observation, +and—they are at your service.” + +The master sank back in his seat and pressed his hand to his forehead. +The image of M’liss rose before him with flashing eye and long black +hair, and seemed to beat down and resist defiantly the suspicion that +crept slowly over his heart. + +“I forbore to tell you this, my friend,” continued the doctor slowly and +gravely, “because when I learned that you had taken this strange child +under your protection I did not wish to tell you that which—though I +contend does not alter her claims to man’s sympathy and kindness—still +might have prejudiced her in your eyes. Her improvement under your care +has proven my position correct. I have, as you know, peculiar ideas of +the extent to which humanity is responsible. I find in my heart—looking +back over that child’s career—no sentiment but pity. I am mistaken in +you if I thought this circumstance aroused any other feeling in yours.” + +Still the figure of M’liss stood before the master as he bent before the +doctor’s words, in the same defiant attitude, with something of scorn +in the great dark eyes, that made the blood tingle in his cheeks, and +seemed to make the reasoning of the speaker but meaningless and empty +words. At length he rose. As he stood with his hand on the latch he +turned to Dr. Duchesne, who was watching him with careful solicitude. + +“I don’t know but that you have done well to keep this from me. At +all events it has not—cannot, and should not alter my opinion toward +M’liss. You will of course keep it a secret. In the mean time you must +not blame me if I cling to my instincts in preference to your judgment. +I still believe that you are mistaken in regard to her.” + +“Stay, one moment,” said the doctor; “promise me you will not say +anything of this, nor attempt to prosecute the matter further till you +have consulted with me.” + +“I promise. Good-night.” + +“Good-night;” and so they parted. + +True to that promise and his own instinctive promptings the master +endeavored to atone for his momentary disloyalty by greater solicitude +for M’liss. But the child had noticed some change in the master’s +thoughtful manner, and in one of their long post-prandial walks she +stopped suddenly, and mounting a stump, looked full in his face with big +searching eyes. + +“You ain’t mad?” said she, with an interrogative shake of the black +braids. + +“No.” + +“Nor bothered?” + +“No.” + +“Nor hungry?” (Hunger was to M’liss a sickness that might attack a +person at any moment.) + +“No.” + +“Nor thinking of her?” + +“Of whom, Lissy?” + +“That white girl.” (This was the latest epithet invented by M’liss, who +was a very dark brunette, to express Clytemnestra.) + +“No.” + +“Upon your word?” (A substitute for “Hope you’ll die!” proposed by the +master.) + +“Yes.” + +“And sacred honor?” + +“Yes.” + +Then M’liss gave him a fierce little kiss, and hopping down, fluttered +off. For two or three days after that she condescended to appear like +other children and be, as she expressed it, “good.” + +When the summer was about spent, and the last harvest had been gathered +in the valleys, the master bethought him of gathering in a few +ripened shoots of the young idea, and of having his Harvest Home, or +Examination. So the savans and professionals of Smith’s Pocket were +gathered to witness that time-honored custom of placing timid children +in a constrained position, and bullying them as in a witness-box. As +usual in such cases, the most audacious and self-possessed were the +lucky recipients of the honors. The reader will imagine that in the +present instance M’liss and Clytie were preeminent and divided public +attention: M’liss with her clearness of material perception and +self-reliance, and Clytie with her placid self-esteem and saintlike +correctness of deportment. The other little ones were timid and +blundering. M’liss’s readiness and brilliancy, of course, captivated +the greatest number, and provoked the greatest applause, and M’liss’s +antecedents had unconsciously awakened the strongest sympathies of the +miners, whose athletic forms were ranged against the walls, or whose +handsome bearded faces looked in at the window. But M’liss’s popularity +was overthrown by an unexpected circumstance. + +McSnagley had invited himself, and had been going through the pleasing +entertainment of frightening the more timid pupils by the vaguest and +most ambiguous questions, delivered in an impressive, funereal tone; +and M’liss had soared into astronomy, and was tracking the course of our +“spotted ball” through space, and defining the “tethered orbits” of the +planets, when McSnagley deliberately arose. + +“Meelissy, ye were speaking of the revolutions of this yer yearth, and +its movements with regard to the sun, and I think you said it had been +a-doin’ of it since the creation, eh?” + +M’liss nodded a scornful affirmative. + +“Well, was that the truth?” said McSnagley, folding his arms. + +“Yes,” said M’liss, shutting up her little red lips tightly. + +The handsome outlines at the windows peered further into the schoolroom, +and a saintly, Raphael-like face, with blond beard and soft blue eyes, +belonging to the biggest scamp in the diggings, turned toward the child +and whispered:— + +“Stick to it, M’liss! It’s only a big bluff of the parson.” + +The reverend gentleman heaved a deep sigh, and cast a compassionate +glance at the master, then at the children, and then rested his eye on +Clytemnestra. That young woman softly elevated her round, white arm. +Its seductive curves were enhanced by a gorgeous and massive specimen +bracelet, the gift of one of her humblest worshipers, worn in honor of +the occasion. There was a momentary pause. Clytie’s round cheeks +were very pink and soft. Clytie’s big eyes were very bright and blue. +Clytie’s low-necked white book-muslin rested softly on Clytie’s white, +plump shoulders. Clytie looked at the master, and the master nodded. +Then Clytie spoke softly: + +“Joshua commanded the sun to stand still, and it obeyed him.” + +There was a low hum of applause in the schoolroom, a triumphant +expression on McSnagley’s face, a grave shadow on the master’s, and +a comical look of disappointment reflected from the windows. M’liss +skimmed rapidly over her astronomy, and then shut the book with a loud +snap. A groan burst from McSnagley, an expression of astonishment from +the schoolroom, and a yell from the windows, as M’liss brought her red +fist down on the desk, with the emphatic declaration:— + +“It’s a d—n lie. I don’t believe it!” + + + + +CHAPTER V + +“OPEN SESAME” + + +The long wet season had drawn near its close. Signs of spring were +visible in the swelling buds and rushing torrents. The pine forests +exhaled a fresher spicery. The azaleas were already budding; the +ceanothus getting ready its lilac livery for spring. On the green upland +which climbed the Red Mountain at its southern aspect, the long spike of +the monk’s-hood shot up from its broad-leaved stool and once more shook +its dark blue bells. Again the billow above Smith’s grave was soft and +green, its crest just tossed with the foam of daisies and buttercups. +The little graveyard had gathered a few new dwellers in the past year, +and the mounds were placed two by two by the little paling until +they reached Smith’s grave, and there, there was but one. General +superstition had shunned the enforced companionship. The plot beside +Smith was vacant. + +It was the custom of the driver of the great Wingdam stage to whip up +his horses at the foot of the hill, and soenter Smith’s Pocket at that +remarkable pace which the woodcuts in the hotel bar-room represented +to credulous humanity as the usual rate of speed of that conveyance. At +least, Aristides Morpher thought so as he stood one Sunday afternoon, +uneasily conscious of his best jacket and collar, waiting its approach. +Nor could anything shake his belief that regularly on that occasion the +horses ran away with the driver, and that that individual from motives +of deep policy pretended not to notice it until they were stopped. + +“Anybody up from below, Bill?” said the landlord as the driver slowly +descended from his perch. + +“Nobody for you,” responded Bill shortly. “Dusenberry kem up as usual, +and got off at the old place. You can’t make a livin’ off him, I +reckon.” + +“Have you found out what his name is yet?” continued the landlord, +implying that “Dusenberry” was simply a playful epithet of the driver. + +“He says his name is Waters,” returned Bill. “Jake said he saw him at +the North Fork in ’50—called himself Moore then. Guess he ain’t no +good, nowhow. What’s he doin’ round here?” + +“Says he’s prospectin’,” replied the landlord. “He has a claim somewhere +in the woods. Gambles a little too, I reckon. He don’t travel on his +beauty anyhow.” + +“If you had seen him makin’ up to a piece of calico inside, last trip, +and she a-makin’ up to him quite confidential-like, I guess you’d think +he was a lady-killer. My eye, but wasn’t she a stunner! Clytie Morpher +wasn’t nowhere to begin with her.” + +“Who was she, Bill?” asked half a dozen masculine voices. + +“Don’t know. We picked her up this side of ‘Coyote.’ Fancy? I tell +you!—pretty little hat and pink ribbings—eyes that ud bore you through +at a hundred yards—white teeth—brown gaiters, and such an ankle! She +didn’t want to show it,—oh, no!” added the sarcastic Bill with deep +significance. + +“Where did you leave her, Bill?” asked a gentle village swain who had +been fired by the glowing picture of the fair unknown. + +“That’s what’s the matter. You see after we picked her up, she said she +was goin’ through to Wingdam. Of course there wasn’t anything in the +stage or on the road too good to offer her. Old Major Spaffler wanted +to treat her to lemonade at every station. Judge Plunkett kep’ a-pullin’ +down the blinds and a-h’istin’ of them up to keep out the sun and let in +the air. Blest if old McSnagley didn’t want to carry her travelin’-bag. +There wasn’t any attention, boys, she didn’t get—but it wasn’t no +use—bless you! She never so much as passed the time of day with them.” + +“But where did she go?” inquired another anxious auditor. + +“Keep your foot off the drag, and I’ll tell you. Arter we left Ring +Tail Canon, Dusenberry, as usual, got on. Presently one of the outsides +turned round to me, and says he, ‘D—d if Ugly Mug ain’t got the inside +track of all of you this time!’ I looked down, and dern my skin if there +wasn’t Dusenberry a-sittin’ up alongside of the lady, quite comfortable, +as if they had ben children together. At the next station Dusenberry +gets off. So does the lady. ‘Ain’t you goin’ on to Wingdam,’ says I. +‘No,’ says she. ‘Mayn’t we have the pleasure of your kempany further?’ +says the judge, taking off his hat. ‘No, I’ve changed my mind,’ says +she, and off she got, and off she walked arm in arm with him as cool as +you please.” + +“Wonder if that wa’n’t the party that passed through here last July?” + asked the blacksmith, joining the loungers in front of the stage-office. +“Waters brought up a buggy to get the axle bolted. There was a woman +setting in the buggy, but the hood was drawn down, and I didn’t get +to see her face.” During this conversation Aristides, after a long, +lingering glance at the stage, had at last torn himself away from its +fascinations, and was now lounging down the long straggling street in +a peculiarly dissipated manner, with his hat pushed on the back part of +his head, his right hand and a greater portion of his right arm buried +in his trousers pocket. This might have been partly owing to the +shortness of his legs and the comparative amplitude of his trousers, +which to the casual observer seemed to obviate the necessity of any +other garment. But when he reached the bottom of the street, and further +enlivened his progress by whistling shrilly between his fingers, and +finally drew a fragment of a cigar from his pocket and placed it between +his teeth, it was evident that there was a moral as well as physical +laxity in his conduct. The near fact was that Aristides had that +afternoon evaded the Sunday-school, and was open to any kind of infant +iniquity. + +The main street of Smith’s Pocket gradually lost its civilized +character, and after one or two futile attempts at improvement at its +lower extremity, terminated impotently in a chaos of ditches, races, and +trailings. Out of this again a narrow trail started along the mountain +side, and communicated with that vast amphitheatre which still exhibited +the pioneer efforts of the early settlers. It was this trail that +Aristides took that Sunday afternoon, and which he followed until he +reached the hillside a few rods below the yawning fissure of Smith’s +Pocket. After a careful examination of the vicinity, he cleared away +the underbrush beside a fallen pine that lay near, and sat down in the +attitude of patient and deliberate expectancy. + +Five minutes passed—ten, twenty—and finally a half-hour was gone. +Aristides threw away his cigar, which he had lacked determination to +light, and peeled small slips from the inner bark of the pine-tree, and +munched them gravely. Another five, ten, and twenty minutes passed, and +the sun began to drop below the opposite hillside. Another ten minutes, +and the whole of the amphitheatre above was in heavy shadow. Ten minutes +more, and the distant windows in the settlement flamed redly. Five +minutes, and the spire of the Methodist church caught the glow—and then +the underbrush crackled. + +Aristides, looking up, saw the trunk of the prostrate pine slowly +lifting itself before him. + +A second glance showed the fearless and self-possessed boy that the +apparent phenomenon was simply and easily explained. The tree had +fallen midway and at right angles across the trunk of another prostrate +monarch. So accurately and evenly was it balanced that the child +was satisfied, from a liberal experience of the application of these +principles to the game of “seesaw,” that a very slight impulse to either +end was sufficient to destroy the equilibrium. That impulse proceeded +from his end of the tree, as he saw when the uplifted trunk disclosed +an opening in the ground beneath it, and the head and shoulders of a man +emerging therefrom. + +Aristides threw himself noiselessly on his stomach. The thick clump of +an azalea hid him from view, though it did not obstruct his survey of +the stranger, whom he at once recognized as his former enemy,—the man +with the red handkerchief,—the hopeful prospector of Red Mountain, and +the hypothetical “Dusenberry” of the stage-driver. + +The stranger looked cautiously round, and Aristides shrank close behind +the friendly azalea. + +Satisfied that he was unobserved, the subterranean proprietor returned +to the opening and descended, reappearing with a worn black enameled +traveling-bag which he carried with difficulty. This he again enveloped +in a blanket and strapped tightly on his back, and a long-handled +shovel, brought up from the same mysterious storehouse, completed his +outfit. As he stood for a moment leaning on the shovel, it was the +figure of the hopeful prospector in the heart of the forest. A very +slight effort was sufficient to replace the fallen tree in its former +position. Raising the shovel to his shoulder, he moved away, brushing +against the azalea bush which hid the breathless Aristides. The sound of +his footsteps retreating through the crackling brush presently died out, +and a drowsy Sabbath stillness succeeded. + +Aristides rose. There was a wonderful brightness in his gray eyes, and +a flush on his sunburned cheek. Seizing a root of the fallen pine he +essayed to move it. But it defied his endeavors. Aristides looked round. + +“There’s some trick about it, but I’ll find it yet,” said that astute +child. Breaking off the limb of a buckeye, he extemporized a lever. The +first attempt failed. The second succeeded, and the long roots of the +tree again, ascended. But as it required prolonged effort to keep the +tree up, before the impetus was lost Aristides seized the opportunity +to jump into the opening. At the same moment the tree slowly returned to +its former position. + +In the sudden change from the waning light to complete darkness, +Aristides was for a moment confounded. Recovering himself, he drew a +match from his capacious pocket, and striking it against the sole of his +shoe, by the upspringing flash perceived a candle stuck in the crevices +of the rock beside him. Lighting it, he glanced curiously around him. He +was at the entrance of a long gallery at the further extremity of which +he could faintly see the glimmering of the outer daylight. Following +this gallery cautiously he presently came to an antechamber, and by the +glimmering of the light above him at once saw that it was the same he +had seen in his wonderful dream. + +The antechamber was about fourteen feet square, with walls of decomposed +quartz, mingling with flaky mica that reflected here and there the gleam +of Aristides’s candle with a singular brilliancy. It did not need much +observation on his part to determine the reason of the stranger’s lonely +labors. On a rough rocker beside him were two fragments of ore taken +from the adjacent wall, the smallest of which the two arms of Aristides +could barely clasp. To his dazzled eyes they seemed to be almost +entirely of pure gold. The great strike of ’56 at Ring Tail Canon had +brought to the wonderful vision of Smith’s Pocket no such nuggets as +were here. + +Aristides turned to the wall again, which had been apparently the last +scene of the stranger’s labors, and from which the two masses of ore +were taken. Even to his inexperienced eye it represented a wealth almost +incalculable. Through the loose, red soil everywhere glittering +star points of the precious metal threw back the rays of his candle. +Aristides turned pale and trembled. + +Here was the realization of his most extravagant fancy. Ever since +his strange dream and encounter with the stranger, he had felt an +irresistible desire to follow up his adventure, and discover the secrets +of the second cavern. But when he had returned to Smith’s Pocket, a few +days after, the wreck of the fallen roof had blocked up that part of +the opening from which he had caught sight of the hidden workman below. +During his visit he had picked up from among the rubbish the memorandum +book which had supplied M’liss with letter paper. Still haunting the +locality after school hours, he had noticed that regularly at sunset the +man with the red handkerchief appeared in some mysterious way from the +hillside below Smith’s Pocket, and went away in the direction of the +settlement. By careful watching, Aristides had fixed the location of his +mysterious appearance to a point a few rods below the opening of Smith’s +Pocket. Flushed by this discovery, he had been betrayed from his +usual discretion so far as to intimate a hinting of the suspicion that +possessed him in the few mysterious words he had whispered to M’liss +at school. The accident we have described above determined the complete +discovery of the secret. + +Who was the stranger, and why did he keep the fact of this immense +wealth hidden from the world? Suppose he, Aristides, were to tell? +Wouldn’t the schoolboys look up at him with interest as the hero and +discoverer of this wonderful cavern, and wouldn’t the stage-driver feel +proud of his acquaintance and offer him rides for nothing? + +Why hadn’t Smith discovered it—who was poor and wanted money, whom +Aristides had liked, who was the father of M’liss, for whom Aristides +confessed a secret passion, who belonged to the settlement and helped to +build it up—instead of the stranger? Had Smith never a suspicion that +gold was so near him, and if so, why had he killed himself? But did +Smith kill himself? And at this thought and its correlative fancy, again +the cheek of Aristides blanched, and the candle shook in his nerveless +fingers. + +Apart and distinct from these passing conjectures one idea remained firm +and dominant in his mind: the man with the red handkerchief had no right +to this treasure! The mysterious instinct which directed this judicial +ruling of Aristides had settled this fact as indubitably as though +proven by the weight of the strongest testimony. For an instant a wild +thought sprang up in his heart, and he seized the nearest mass of ore +with the half-formed intention of bearing it directly to the feet of +M’liss as her just and due inheritance. But Aristides could not lift it, +and the idea passed out of his mind with the frustrated action. + +At the further end of the gallery a few blankets were lying, and with +some mining implements, a kettle of water, a few worn flannel shirts, +were the only articles which this subterranean habitation possessed. In +turning over one of the blankets Aristides picked up a woman’s comb. +It was a tortoise-shell, and bright with some fanciful ornamentation. +Without a moment’s hesitation Aristides pocketed it as the natural +property of M’liss. A pocketbook containing a few old letters in the +breast pocket of one of the blue shirts was transferred to that of +Aristides with the same coolness and sentiment of instinctive justice. + +Aristides wisely reflected that these unimportant articles would excite +no suspicion if found in his possession. A fragment of the rock, which, +if he had taken it as he felt impelled, would have precipitated the +discovery that Aristides had decided to put off until he had perfected a +certain plan. The light from the opening above had gradually faded, +and Aristides knew that night had fallen. To prevent suspicion he must +return home. He reentered the gallery and reached the opening of the +egress. One of the roots of the tree projected into the opening. + +He seized it and endeavored to lift it, but in vain. Panting with +exertion, he again and again exerted the fullest power of his active +sinews, but the tree remained immovable—the opening remained sealed +as firmly as with Solomon’s signet. Raising his candle towards it, +Aristides saw the reason of its resistance. In his hurried ingress he +had allowed the tree to revolve sufficiently to permit one of its roots +to project into the opening, which held it firmly down. In the shock of +the discovery the excitement which had sustained him gave way, and with +a hopeless cry the just Aristides fell senseless on the floor of the +gallery. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +THE TRIALS OF MRS. MORPHER + + +“Now, where on earth can that child be?” said Mrs. Morpher, shading her +eyes with her hand, as she stood at the door of the “Mountain Ranch,” + looking down the Wingdam road at sunset. “With his best things on; too. +Goodness!—what _were_ boys made for?” + +Mr. Morpher, without replying to this question, apparently addressed to +himself as an adult representative of the wayward species, appeared at +the door, and endeavored to pour oil on the troubled waters. + +“Oh, _he’s_ all right, Sue! Don’t fuss about _him_,” said Mr. Morpher +with an imbecile sense of conveying comfort in the emphasized pronoun. +“He’s down the gulch, or in the tunnel, or over to the claim. He’ll +turn up by bedtime. Don’t you worry about _him._ I’ll look him up in a +minit,” and Mr. Morpher, taking his hat, sauntered down the road in the +direction of the National Hotel. + +Mrs. Morpher gazed doubtfully after her liege. “Looking up” Aristides, in +her domestic experience, implied a prolonged absence in the bar-room of +the hotel, the tedium whereof was beguiled by seven-up or euchre. But +she only said: “Don’t be long, James,” and sighed hopelessly as she +turned back into the house. + +Once again within her own castle walls Mrs. Morpher dropped her look of +patient suffering and glanced defiantly around for a fresh grievance. + +The decorous little parlor offered nothing to provoke the hostility of +her peculiar instincts. Spotless were the white curtains; the bright +carpet guiltless of stain or dust. The chairs were placed arithmetically +in twos, and added up evenly on the four sides with nothing to carry +over. Two bunches of lavender and fennel breathed an odor of sanctified +cleanliness through the room. Five daguerreotypes on the mantelpiece +represented the Morpher family in the progressive stages of +petrifaction, and had the Medusa-like effect of freezing visitors into +similar attitudes in their chairs. The walls were further enlivened +with two colored engravings of scenes in the domestic history of George +Washington, in which the Father of his Country seemed to look blandly +from his own correct family circle into Morpher’s, and to breathe quite +audibly from his gilt frame a dignified blessing. + +Lingering a moment in this sacred inclosure to readjust the tablecloth, +Mrs. Morpher passed into the dining-room, where the correct Clytie +presided at the supper-table, at which the rest of the family were +seated. Mrs. Morpher’s quick eyes caught the spectacle of M’liss with +her chin resting on her hands, and her elbows on the table, sardonically +surveying the model of deportment opposite to her. + +“M’liss!” + +“Well?” + +“Where’s your elbows?” + +“Here’s one and there’s the other,” said M’liss quietly, indicating +their respective localities by smartly tapping them with the palm of her +hand. + +“Take them off the table, instantly, you bold, forward girl—and you, +sir, quit that giggling and eat your supper, if you don’t want to be +put to bed without it!” added Mrs. Morpher to Lycurgus, to whom M’liss’s +answer had afforded boundless satisfaction. “You’re getting to be just +as bad as her, and mercy knows you never were a seraphim!” + +“What’s a seraphim, mother, and what do they do?” asked Lycurgus, with +growing interest. + +“They don’t ask questions when they should be eating their supper, and +thankful for it,” interposed Clytie, authoritatively, as one to whom +the genteel attributes and social habits of the seraphim had been a +privileged revelation. + +“But, mother”— + +“Hush—and don’t be a heathen—run and see who is coming in,” said Mrs. +Morpher, as the sound of footsteps was heard in the passage. + +The door opened and McSnagley entered. + +“Why, bless my soul—how do you do?” said Mrs. Morpher, with genteel +astonishment. “Quite a stranger, I declare.” + +This was a polite fiction. M’liss knew the fact to be that Mrs. Morpher +was reputed to “set the best table” in Smith’s Pocket, and McSnagley +always called in on Sunday evenings at supper to discuss the current +gossip, and “nag” M’liss with selected texts. The verbal McSnagley as +usual couldn’t stop a moment—and just dropped in “in passin’.” The +actual McSnagley deposited his hat in the corner, and placed himself, in +the flesh, on a chair by the table. + +“And how’s Brother James, and the fammerly?” + +“They’re all well—except ‘Risty;’ he’s off again,—as if my life +weren’t already pestered out with one child,” and Mrs. Morpher glanced +significantly at M’liss. + +“Ah, well, we all of us have our trials,” said McSnagley. “I’ve been +ailin’ again. That ager must be in my bones still. I’ve been rather +onsettled myself to-day.” + +There was the appearance of truth in this statement; Mr. McSnagley’s +voice had a hollow resonant sound, and his eyes were nervous and +fidgety. He had an odd trick, too, of occasionally stopping in the +middle of a sentence, and listening as though he heard some distant +sound. These things, which Mrs. Morpher recalled afterwards, did not, in +the undercurrent of uneasiness about Aristides which she felt the whole +of that evening, so particularly attract her notice. + +“I know something,” said Lycurgus, during one of these pauses, from the +retirement of his corner. + +“If you dare to—Kerg!” said M’liss. + +“M’liss says she knows where Risty is, but she won’t tell,” said the +lawgiver, not heeding the warning. The words were scarcely uttered +before M’liss’s red hand flashed in the air and descended with a +sounding box on the traitor’s ear. Lycurgus howled, Mrs. Morpher darted +into the corner, and M’liss was dragged defiant and struggling to the +light. + +“Oh, you wicked, wicked child—why don’t you say where, if you know?” + said Mrs. Morpher, shaking her, as if the information were to be +dislodged from some concealed part of her clothing. + +“I didn’t say I knew for sure,” at last responded M’liss. “I said I +thought I knew.” + +“Well, where do you think he is?” + +But M’liss was firm. Even the gloomy picture of the future state devised +by McSnagley could not alter her determination. Mrs. Morpher, who had a +wholesome awe for this strange child, at last had recourse to entreaty. +Finally M’liss offered a compromise. + +“I’ll tell the master, but I won’t tell you—partikerly him,” said +M’liss, indicating the parson with a bodkin-like dart of her forefinger. + +Mrs. Morpher hesitated. Her maternal anxiety at length overcame her +sense of dignity and discipline. + +“Who knows where the master is, or where he is to be found to-night?” + she asked hastily. + +“He’s over to Dr. Duchesne’s,” said Clytie eagerly; “that is,” she +stammered, a rich color suddenly flushing from her temples to her round +shoulders, “he’s usually there in the evenings, I mean.” + +“Run over, there’s a dear, and ask him to come here,” said Mrs. Morpher, +without noticing a sudden irregularity of conduct in her firstborn. “Run +quick!” + +Clytie did not wait for a second command. Without availing herself of +the proffered company of McSnagley she hastily tied the strings of her +school hat under her plump chin, and slipped out of the house. It was +not far to the doctor’s office, and Clytie walked quickly, overlooking +in her haste and preoccupation the admiring glances which several of the +swains of Smith’s Pocket cast after her as she passed. But on arriving +at the doctor’s door, so out of breath and excited was this usual model +of deportment that, on finding herself in the presence of the master and +his friend, she only stood in embarrassed silence, and made up for her +lack of verbal expression by a succession of eloquent blushes. + +Let us look at her for a moment as she stands there. Her little straw +hat, trimmed with cherry-colored ribbons, rests on the waves of her +blonde hair. There are other gay ribbons on her light summer dress, +clasping her round waist, girdling her wrist, and fastening her collar +about her white throat. Her large blue eyes are very dark and moist—it +may be with excitement or a tearful thought of the lost Aristides—or +the tobacco smoke, with which I regret to say the room is highly +charged. But certainly as she stands leaning against the doorway, biting +her moist scarlet lip, and trying to pull down the broad brim of her hat +over the surging waves of color that _will_ beat rhythmically up to her +cheeks and temples, she is so dangerously pretty that I am glad for the +masters sake he is the philosopher he has just described himself to his +friend the doctor, and that he prefers to study human physiology from +the inner surfaces. + +When Clytie had recovered herself sufficiently to state her message, the +master offered to accompany her back. As Clytie took his arm with some +slight trepidation Dr. Duchesne, who had taken sharp notes of +these “febrile” symptoms, uttered a prolonged whistle and returned +thoughtfully to his office. + +Although Clytie found the distance returning no further than the +distance going, with the exhaustion of her first journey it was natural +that her homeward steps should be slower, and that the master should +regulate his pace to accommodate her. It was natural, too, that her +voice should be quite low and indistinct, so that the master was obliged +to bring his hat nearer the cherry-colored ribbons in the course of +conversation. It was also natural that he should offer the sensitive +young girl such comfort as lay in tenderly modulated tones and playful +epithets. And if in the irregularities of the main street it was +necessary to take Clytie’s hand or to put his arm around her waist in +helping her up declivities, that the master saw no impropriety in the +act was evident from the fact that he did not remove his arm when the +difficulty was surmounted. In this way Clytie’s return occupied some +moments more than her going, and Mrs. Morpher was waiting anxiously at +the door when the young people arrived. As the master entered the room, +M’liss called him to her. “Bend down your head” she said, “and I’ll +whisper. But mind, now, I don’t say I know for truth where Risty is, I +only reckon.” + +The master bent down his head. As usual in such cases, everybody else +felt constrained to listen, and McSnagley’s curiosity was awakened +to its fullest extent. When the master had received the required +information, he said quietly:— + +“I think I’ll go myself to this place which M’liss wishes to make a +secret of and see if the boy is there. It will save trouble to any one +else, if she should be mistaken.” + +“Hadn’t you better take some one with you?” said Mrs. Morpher. + +“By all means. I’ll go!” said Mr. McSnagley, with feverish alacrity. + +The master looked inquiringly at M’liss. + +“He can go if he wants to, but he’d better not,” said M’liss, looking +directly into McSnagley’s eyes. + +“What do you mean by that, you little savage?” said McSnagley quickly. + +M’liss turned scornfully away. “Go,” she said,—“go if you want to,” and +resumed her seat in the corner. + +The master hesitated. But he could not withstand the appeal in the eyes +of the mother and daughter, and after a short inward struggle he turned +to McSnagley and bade him briefly “Come.” + +When they had left the house and stood in the road together, McSnagley +stopped. + +“Where are you goin’?” + +“To Smith’s Pocket.” + +McSnagley still lingered. “Do you ever carry any weppings?” he at +length asked. + +“Weapons? No. What do you want with weapons to go a mile on a starlit +road to a deserted claim. Nonsense, man, what are you thinking of? We’re +hunting a lost child, not a runaway felon. Come along,” and the master +dragged him away. + +Mrs. Morpher watched them from the door until their figures were lost in +the darkness. When she returned to the dining-room, Clytie had already +retired to her room, and Mrs. Morpher, overruling M’liss’s desire to +sit up until the master returned, bade her follow that correct example. +“There’s Clytie, now, gone to bed like a young lady, and do you do like +her,” and Mrs. Morpher, with this one drop of balm in the midst of +her trials, trimmed the light and sat down in patience to wait +for Aristides, and console herself with the reflection of Clytie’s +excellence. “Poor Clytie!” mused that motherly woman; “how excited and +worried she looks about her brother. I hope she’ll be able to get to +sleep.” + +It did not occur to Mrs. Morpher that there were seasons in the life of +young girls when younger brothers ceased to become objects of extreme +solicitude. It did not occur to her to go upstairs and see how her wish +was likely to be gratified. It was well in her anxiety that she did not, +and that the crowning trial of the day’s troubles was spared her then. +For at that moment Clytie was lying on the bed where she had flung +herself without undressing, the heavy masses of her blond hair tumbled +about her neck, and her hot face buried in her hands. + +Of what was the correct Clytie thinking? + +She was thinking, lying there with her burning cheeks pressed against +the pillow, that she loved the master! She was recalling step by step +every incident that had occurred in their lonely walk. She was repeating +to herself his facile sentences, wringing and twisting them to extract +one drop to assuage the strange thirst that was growing up in her soul. +She was thinking—silly Clytie!—that he had never appeared so kind +before, and she was thinking—sillier Clytie!—that no one had ever +before felt as she did then. + +How soft and white his hands were! How sweet and gentle were the tones +of his voice! How easily he spoke—so unlike her father, McSnagley, +or the young men whom she met at church or on picnics! How tall and +handsome he looked as he pressed her hand at the door! Did he press her +hand, or was it a mistake? Yes, he must have pressed her hand, for she +remembers now to have pressed his in return. And he put his arm around +her waist once, and she feels it yet, and the strange perfume as he drew +her closer to him. (Mem.—The master had been smoking. Poor Clytie!) + +When she had reached this point she raised herself and sat up, and began +the process of undressing, mechanically putting each article away in the +precise, methodical habit of her former life. But she found herself soon +sitting again on the bed, twisting her hair, which fell over her plump +white shoulders, idly between her fingers, and patting the carpet with +her small white foot. She had been sitting thus some minutes when she +heard the sound of voices without, the trampling of many feet, and a +loud rapping at the door below. She sprang to the door and looked out +in the passage. Something white passed by her like a flash and crouched +down at the head of the stairs. It was M’liss. + +Mrs. Morpher opened the door. + +“Is Mr. Morpher in?” said a half dozen strange, hoarse voices. + +“No!” + +“Where is he?” + +“He’s at some of the saloons. Oh, tell me, has anything happened? +Is it about Aristides? Where is he—is he safe?” said Mrs. Morpher, +wringing her hands in agony. + +“He’s all right,” said one of the men, with Mr. Morpher’s old emphasis; +“but”— + +“But what?” + +M’liss moved slowly down the staircase, and Clytie from the passage +above held her breath. + +“There’s been a row down to Smith’s old Pocket—a fight—a man killed.” + +“Who?” shouted M’liss from the stairs. + +“McSnagley—shot dead.” + + + +CHAPTER VII + +THE PEOPLE vs. JOHN DOE WATERS. Before Chief Justice LYNCH. + + +The hurried statement of the messenger was corroborated in the streets +that night. It was certain that McSnagley was killed. Smith’s Pocket, +excited but skeptical, had seen the body, had put its fingers in the +bullethole, and was satisfied. Smith’s Pocket, albeit hoarse with +shouting and excitement, still discussed details with infinite relish in +bar-rooms and saloons, and in the main street in clamorous knots that in +front of the jail where the prisoner was confined seemed to swell into +a mob. Smith’s Pocket, bearded, blue-shirted, and belligerent, crowding +about this locality, from time to time uttered appeals to justice that +swelled on the night wind, not unfrequently coupling these invocations +with the name of that eminent jurist—Lynch. + +Let not the simple reader suppose that the mere taking off of a fellow +mortal had created this uproar. The tenure of life in Smith’s Pocket was +vain and uncertain at the best, and as such philosophically accepted, +and the blowing out of a brief candle here and there seldom left a +permanent shadow with the survivors. In such instances, too, the victims +had received their quietus from the hands of brother townsmen, +socially, as it were, in broad day, in the open streets, and under other +mitigating circumstances. Thus, when Judge Starbottle of Virginia and +“French Pete” exchanged shots with each other across the plaza until +their revolvers were exhausted, and the luckless Pete received a bullet +through the lungs, half the town witnessed it, and were struck with the +gallant and chivalrous bearing of these gentlemen, and to this day point +with feelings of pride and admiration to the bulletholes in the door +of the National Hotel, as they explain how narrow was the escape of the +women in the parlor. But here was a man murdered at night, in a lonely +place, and by a stranger—a man unknown to the saloons of Smith’s +Pocket—a wretch who could not plead the excitement of monte or the +delirium of whiskey as an excuse. No wonder that Smith’s Pocket surged +with virtuous indignation beneath the windows of his prison, and +clamored for his blood. + +And as the crowd thickened and swayed to and fro, the story of his +crime grew exaggerated by hurried and frequent repetition. Half a dozen +speakers volunteered to give the details with an added horror to every +sentence. How one of Morpher’s children had been missing for a week +or more. How the schoolmaster and the parson were taking a walk that +evening, and coming to Smith’s Pocket heard a faint voice from its +depths which they recognized as belonging to the missing child. How they +had succeeded in dragging him out and gathered from his infant lips the +story of his incarceration by the murderer, Waters, and his enforced +labors in the mine. How they were interrupted by the appearance of +Waters, followed by a highly colored and epithet-illustrated account +of the interview and quarrel. How Waters struck the schoolmaster, who +returned the blow with a pick. How Waters thereupon drew a derringer and +fired, missing the schoolmaster, but killing McSnagley behind him. +How it was believed that Waters was one of Joaquin’s gang, that he had +killed Smith, etc., etc. At each pause the crowd pushed and panted, +stealthily creeping around the doors and windows of the jail like some +strange beast of prey, until the climax was reached, and a hush +fell, and two men were silently dispatched for a rope, and a critical +examination was made of the limbs of a pine-tree in the vicinity. + +The man to whom these incidents had the most terrible significance might +have seemed the least concerned as he sat that night but a few feet +removed from the eager crowd without, his hands lightly clasped together +between his knees, and the expression on his face of one whose thoughts +were far away. A candle stuck in a tin sconce on the wall flickered as +the night wind blew freshly through a broken pane of the window. Its +uncertain light revealed a low room whose cloth ceiling was stained and +ragged, and from whose boarded walls the torn paper hung in strips; a +lumber-room partitioned from the front office, which was occupied by +a justice of the peace. If this temporary dungeon had an appearance of +insecurity, there was some compensation in the spectacle of an armed +sentinel who sat upon a straw mattress in the doorway, and another who +patrolled the narrow hall which led to the street. That the prisoner was +not placed in one of the cells in the floor below may have been owing +to the fact that the law recognized his detention as only temporary, +and while providing the two guards as a preventive against the egress of +crime within, discreetly removed all unnecessary and provoking obstacles +to the ingress of justice from without. + +Since the prisoner’s arrest he had refused to answer any +interrogatories. Since he had been placed in confinement he had not +moved from his present attitude. The guard, finding all attempts at +conversation fruitless, had fallen into a reverie, and regaled himself +with pieces of straw plucked from the mattress. A mouse ran across the +floor. The silence contrasted strangely with the hum of voices in the +street. + +The candle-light, falling across the prisoner’s forehead, showed the +features which Smith’s Pocket knew and recognized as Waters, the strange +prospector. Had M’liss or Aristides seen him then they would have missed +that sinister expression which was part of their fearful remembrance. +The hard, grim outlines of his mouth were relaxed, the broad shoulders +were bent and contracted, the quick, searching eyes were fixed on +vacancy. The strong man—physically strong only—was breaking up. The +fist that might have felled an ox could do nothing more than separate +its idle fingers with childishness of power and purpose. An hour longer +in this condition, and the gallows would have claimed a figure scarcely +less limp and impotent than that it was destined to ultimately reject. + +He had been trying to collect his thoughts. Would they hang him? +No, they must try him first, legally, and he could prove—he could +prove—But what could he prove? For whenever he attempted to consider +the uncertain chances of his escape, he found his thoughts straying wide +of the question. It was of no use for him to clasp his fingers or knit +his brows. Why did the recollection of a school-fellow, long since +forgotten, blot out all the fierce and feverish memories of the night +and the terrible certainty of the future? Why did the strips of paper +hanging from the wall recall to him the pattern of a kite he had flown +forty years ago. In a moment like this, when all his energies were +required and all his cunning and tact would be called into service, +could he think of nothing better than trying to match the torn paper on +the wall, or to count the cracks in the floor? And an oath rose to his +lips, but from very feebleness died away without expression. + +Why had he ever come to Smith’s Pocket? If he had not been guided by +that hell-cat, this would not have happened. What if he were to tell +_all_ he knew? What if he should accuse _her_? But would they be willing +to give up the bird they had already caught? Yet he again found himself +cursing his own treachery and cowardice, and this time an exclamation +burst from his lips and attracted the attention of the guard. + +“Hello, there! easy, old fellow; thar ain’t any good in that,” said the +sentinel, looking up. “It’s a bad fix you’re in, _sure_, but rarin’ and +pitchin’ won’t help things. ’T ain’t no use cussin’—leastways, ’t ain’t +that kind o’ swearing that gets a chap out o’ here”, he added, with +a conscientious reservation. “Now, ef I was in your place, I’d kinder +reflect on my sins, and make my peace with God Almighty, for I tell you +the looks o’ them people outside ain’t pleasant. You’re in the hands of +the law, and the law will protect you as far as it can,—as far as two +men can stand agin a hundred; sabe? That’s what’s the matter; and it’s +as well that you knowed that now as any time.” + +But the prisoner had relapsed into his old attitude, and was surveying +the jailor with the same abstracted air as before. That individual +resumed his seat on the mattress, and now lent his ear to a colloquy +which seemed to be progressing at the foot of the stairs. Presently he +was bailed by his brother turnkey from below. + +“Oh, Bill,” said fidus Achates from the passage, with the usual +Californian prefatory ejaculation. + +“Well?” + +“Here’s M’liss! Says she wants to come up. Shall I let her in?” + +The subject of inquiry, however, settled the question of admission +by darting past the guard below in this moment of preoccupation, and +bounded up the stairs like a young fawn. The guards laughed. + +“Now, then, my infant phenomenon,” said the one called Bill, as M’liss +stood panting before him, “wot ’s up? and nextly, wot’s in that bottle?” + +M’liss whisked the bottle which she held in her hand smartly under her +apron, and said curtly, “Where’s him that killed the parson?” + +“Yonder,” replied the man, indicating the abstracted figure with his +hand. “Wot do _you_ want with him? None o’ your tricks here, now,” he +added threateningly. + +“I want to see him!” + +“Well, look! make the most of your time, and _his_ too, for the matter +of that; but mind, now, no nonsense, M’liss, he won’t stand it!” + repeated the guard with an emphasis in the caution. + +M’liss crossed the room, until opposite the prisoner. “Are you the chap +that killed the parson?” she said, addressing the motionless figure. + +Something in the tone of her voice startled the prisoner from the +reverie. He raised his head and glanced quickly, and with his old +sinister expression, at the child. + +“What’s that to you?” he asked, with the grim lines setting about his +mouth again, and the old harshness of his voice. + +“Didn’t I tell you he wouldn’t stand any of your nonsense, M’liss?” said +the guard testily. + +M’liss only repeated her question. + +“And what if I did kill him?” said the prisoner savagely; “what’s that +to you, you young hell-cat? Guard!—damnation!—what do you let her come +here for? Do you hear? Guard!” he screamed, rising in a transport of +passion, “take her away! fling her downstairs! What the h—ll is she +doing here?” + +“If you was the man that killed McSnagley,” said M’liss, without heeding +the interruption, “I’ve brought you something;” and she drew the +bottle from under her apron and extended it to Waters, adding, “It’s +brandy—Cognac—A1.” + +“Take it away, and take yourself with it,” returned Waters, without +abating his angry accents. “Take it away! do you hear?” + +“Well, that’s what I call ongrateful, dog-gone my skin if it ain’t,” + said the guard, who had been evidently struck with M’liss’s generosity. +“Pass the licker this way, my beauty, and I’ll keep it till he changes +his mind. He’s naturally a little flustered just now, but he’ll come +round after you go.” + +But M’liss didn’t accede to this change in the disposition of the gift, +and was evidently taken aback by her reception and the refusal of the +proffered comfort. + +“Come, hand the bottle here!” repeated the guard. “It’s agin rules to +bring the pris’ner anything, anyway, and it’s confiscated to the +law. It’s agin the rules, too, to ask a pris’ner any question that’ll +criminate him, and on the whole you’d better go, M’liss,” added the +guard, to whom the appearance of the bottle had been the means of +provoking a spasm of discipline. + +But M’liss refused to make over the coveted treasure. Bill arose half +jestingly and endeavored to get possession of the bottle. A struggle +ensued, good-naturedly on the part of the guard, but characterized on +the part of M’liss by that half-savage passion which any thwarted whim +or instinct was sure to provoke in her nature. At last with a curse she +freed herself from his grasp, and seizing the bottle by the neck aimed +it with the full strength of her little arm fairly at his head. But he +was quick enough to avert that important object, if not quick enough +to save his shoulder from receiving the strength of the blow, which +shattered the thin glass and poured the fiery contents of the bottle +over his shirt and breast, saturating his clothes, and diffusing a sharp +alcoholic odor through the room. + +A forced laugh broke from his lips, as he sank back on the mattress, not +without an underlying sense of awe at this savage girl who stood panting +before him, and from whom he had just escaped a blow which might have +been fatal. “It’s a pity to waste so much good licker,” he added, with +affected carelessness, narrowly watching each movement of the young +pythoness, whose rage was not yet abated. + +“Come, M’liss,” he said at last, “we’ll say quits. You’ve lost your +brandy, and I’ve got some of the pieces of yonder bottle sticking in my +shoulder yet. I suppose brandy is good for bruises, though. Hand me the +light!” + +M’liss reached the candle from the sconce and held it by the guard as he +turned back the collar of his shirt to lay bare his shoulder. “So,” he +muttered, “black and blue; no bones broken, though no fault of yours, +eh? my young cherub, if it wasn’t. There—why, what are you looking at +in that way, M’liss, are you crazy?—Hell’s furies, don’t hold the light +so near! What are you doing; Hell—ho, there! Help!” + +Too late, for in an instant he was a sheet of living flame. When or +how the candle had touched his garments, saturated with the inflammable +fluid, Waters, the only inactive spectator in the room, could never +afterward tell. He only knew that the combustion was instantaneous and +complete, and before the cry had died from his lips, not only the guard, +but the straw mattress on which he had been sitting, and the loose +strips of paper hanging from the walls, and the torn cloth ceiling above +were in flames. + +“Help! Help! Fire! Fire!” + +With a superhuman effort, M’liss dragged the prisoner past the blazing +mattress, through the doorway into the passage, and drew the door, which +opened outwardly, against him. The unhappy guard, still blazing like +a funeral pyre, after wildly beating the air with his arms for a few +seconds, dashed at the broken window, which gave way with his weight, +and precipitated him, still flaming, into the yard below. A column of +smoke and a licking tongue of flame leaped from the open window at the +same moment, and the cry of fire was reechoed from a hundred voices in +the street. But scarcely had M’liss closed the open door against Waters, +when the guard from the doorway mounted the stairs in time to see a +flaming figure leap from the window. The room was filled with smoke and +fire. With an instinct of genius, M’liss, pointing to the open window, +shouted hoarsely in his ear:— + +“Waters has escaped!” + +A cry of fury from the guard was echoed from the stairs, even now +crowded by the excited mob, who feared the devastating element might +still cheat them of their intended victim. In another moment the house +was emptied, and the front street deserted, as the people rushed to the +rear of the jail—climbing fences and stumbling over ditches in pursuit +of the imagined runaway. M’liss seized the hat and coat of the luckless +“Bill,” and dragging the prisoner from his place of concealment +hurriedly equipped him, and hastened through the blinding smoke of +the staircase boldly on the heels of the retiring crowd. Once in the +friendly darkness of the street, it was easy to mingle with the pushing +throng until an alley crossing at right angles enabled them to leave the +main thoroughfare. A few moments’ rapid flight, and the outskirts of +the town were reached, the tall pines opened their abysmal aisles to +the fugitives, and M’liss paused with her companion. Until daybreak, at +least, here they were safe! + +From the time they had quitted the burning room to that moment, Waters +had passed into his listless, abstracted condition, so helpless and +feeble that he retained the grasp of M’liss’s hand more through some +instinctive prompting rather than the dictates of reason. M’liss had +found it necessary to almost drag him from the main street and the +hurrying crowd, which seemed to exercise a strange fascination over his +bewildered senses. And now he sat down passively beside her, and seemed +to submit to the guidance of her superior nature. + +“You’re safe enough now till daylight,” said M’liss, when she had +recovered her breath, “but you must make the best time you can through +these woods to-night, keeping the wind to your back, until you come to +the Wingdam road. There! do you hear?” said M’liss, a little vexed at +her companion’s apathy. + +Waters released the hand of M’liss, and commenced mechanically to button +his coat around his chest with fumbling, purposeless fingers. He then +passed his hand across his forehead as if to clear his confused and +bewildered brain; all this, however, to no better result than to +apparently root his feet to the soil and to intensify the stupefaction +which seemed to be creeping over him. + +“Be quick, now! You’ve no time to lose! Keep straight on through the +woods until you see the stars again before you, and you’re on the other +side of the ridge. What are you waiting for?” And M’liss stamped her +little foot impatiently. + +An idea which had been struggling for expression at last seemed to dawn +in his eyes. Something like a simpering blush crept over his face as he +fumbled in his pocket. At last, drawing forth a twenty-dollar piece, +he bashfully offered it to M’liss. In a twinkling the extended arm was +stricken up, and the bright coin flew high in the air, and disappeared +in the darkness. + +“Keep your money! I don’t want it. Don’t do that again!” said M’liss, +highly excited, “or I’ll—I’ll—bite you!” + +Her wicked little white teeth flashed ominously as she said it. + +“Get off while you can. Look!” she added, pointing to a column of flame +shooting up above the straggling mass of buildings in the village, “the +jail is burning; and if that goes, the block will go with it. Before +morning these woods will be filled with people. Save yourself while you +can!” + +Waters turned and moved away in the darkness. “Keep straight on, and +don’t waste a moment,” urged the child, as the man seemed still disposed +to linger. “Trot now!” and in another moment he seemed to melt into the +forest depths. + +M’liss threw her apron around her head, and coiled herself up at the +root of a tree in something of her old fashion. She had prophesied truly +of the probable extent of the fire. The fresh wind, whirling the sparks +over the little settlement, had already fanned the single flame into the +broad sheet which now glowed fiercely, defining the main street along +its entire length. The breeze which fanned her cheek bore the crash of +falling timbers and the shouts of terrified and anxious men. There were +no engines in Smith’s Pocket, and the contest was unequal. Nothing but a +change of wind could save the doomed settlement. + +The red glow lit up the dark cheek of M’liss and kindled a savage light +in her black eyes. Relieved by the background of the sombre woods, she +might have been a red-handed Nemesis looking over the city of Vengeance. +As the long tongues of flame licked the broad colonnade of the National +Hotel, and shot a wreathing pillar of fire and smoke high into the air, +M’liss extended her tiny fist and shook it at the burning building with +an inspiration that at the moment seemed to transfigure her. + +So the night wore away until the first red bars of morning light +gleamed beyond the hill, and seemed to emulate the dying embers of the +devastated settlement. M’liss for the first time began to think of the +home she had quitted the night before, and looked with some anxiety in +the direction of “Mountain Ranch.” Its white walls and little orchard +were untouched, and looked peacefully over the blackened and deserted +village. M’liss rose, and, stretching her cramped limbs, walked briskly +toward the town. She had proceeded but a short distance when she heard +the sound of cautious and hesitating footsteps behind her, and, facing +quickly about, encountered the figure of Waters. + +“Are you drunk?” said M’liss passionately, “or what do you mean by this +nonsense?” + +The man approached her with a strange smile on his face, rubbing his +hands together, and shivering as with cold. When he had reached her +side he attempted to take her hand. M’liss shrank away from him with an +expression of disgust. + +“What are you doing here again?” she demanded. + +“I want to go with you. It’s dark in there,” he said, motioning to the +wood he had just quitted, “and I don’t like to be alone. You’ll let +me be with you, won’t you? I won’t be any trouble;” and a feeble smile +flickered on his lips. + +M’liss darted a quick look into his face. The grim outlines of his mouth +were relaxed, and his lips moved again impotently. But his eyes were +bright and open,—bright with a look that was new to M’liss—that +imparted a strange softness and melancholy to his features,—the +incipient gleam of insanity! + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +THE AUTHOR TO THE READER—EXPLANATORY + + +If I remember rightly, in one of the admirable tragedies of Tsien Tsiang +at a certain culminating point of interest an innocent person is about +to be sacrificed. The knife is raised and the victim meekly awaits the +stroke. At this moment the author of the play appears on the stage, and, +delivering an excellent philosophical dissertation on the merits of the +“situation,” shows that by the purest principles of art the sacrifice is +necessary, but at the same time offers to the audience the privilege of +changing the denouement. Such, however, is the nice aesthetic sense of +a Chinese auditory, and so universal the desire of bloodshed in +the heathen breast, that invariably at each representation of this +remarkable tragedy the cause of humanity gives way to the principles of +art. + +I offer this precedent as an excuse for digressing at a moment when I +have burned down a small settlement, dispatched a fellow being, and +left my heroine alone in the company of an escaped convict who has just +developed insanity as a new social quality. My object in thus digressing +is to confer with the reader in regard to the evolution of this +story,—a familiarity not without precedent, as I might prove from most +of the old Greek comedies, whose _parabasis_ permits the poet to mingle +freely with the _dramatis personae_, to address the audience and descant +at length in regard to himself, his play, and his own merits. + +The fact is that, during the progress of this story, I have received +many suggestions from intimate friends in regard to its incidents and +construction. I have also been in the receipt of correspondence from +distant readers, one letter of which I recall signed by an “Honest +Miner,” who advises me to “do the right thing by M’liss,” or intimates +somewhat obscurely that he will “bust my crust for me,” which, though +complimentary in its abstract expression of interest, and implying a +taste for euphonism, evinces an innate coarseness which I fear may blunt +his perceptions of delicate shades and Greek outlines. + +Again, the practical nature of Californians and their familiarity +with scenes and incidents which would be novel to other people have +occasioned me great uneasiness. In the course of the last three chapters +of M’liss I have received some twenty or thirty communications from +different parts of the State corroborating incidents of my story, which +I solemnly assure the reader is purely fictitious. Some one has lately +sent me a copy of an interior paper containing an old obituary of +Smith of Smith’s Pocket. Another correspondent writes to me that he +was acquainted with the schoolmaster in the fall of ’49, and that +they “grubbed together.” The editors of the serial in which this story +appears assure me that they have received an advertisement from the +landlord of the “National Hotel” contingent upon an editorial notice of +its having been at one time the abode of M’liss; while an aunt of the +heroine, alluding in excellent terms to the reformed character of her +niece M’liss, clenches her sincerity by requesting the loan of twenty +dollars to buy clothes for the desolate orphan. + +Under these circumstances I have hesitated to go on. What were the +bodiless creatures of my fancy—the pale phantoms of thought, evoked +in the solitude of my chamber, and sometimes even midst the hum of +busy streets—have suddenly grown into flesh and blood, living people, +protected by the laws of society, and having their legal right to +actions for slander in any court. Worse than that, I have sometimes +thought with terror of the new responsibility which might attach to my +development of their characters. What if I were obliged to support +and protect these Frankenstein monsters? What if the original of the +principal villain of my story should feel impelled through aesthetic +principles of art to work out in real life the supposititious denouement +I have sketched for him? + +I have therefore concluded to lay aside my pen for this week, +leaving the catastrophe impending, and await the suggestion of my +correspondents. I do so the more cheerfully as it enables the editors +of this weekly to publish twenty-seven more columns of Miss Braddon’s +“Outcasts of Society” and the remainder of the “Duke’s Motto,”—two +works which in the quiet simplicity of their home-like pictures and +household incidents are attended with none of the difficulties which +beset my unhappy story. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +CLEANING UP + + +As the master, wan-eyed and unrefreshed by slumber, strayed the next +morning among the blackened ruins of the fire, he was conscious of +having undergone some strange revulsion of sentiment. What he remembered +of the last evening’s events, though feverish and indistinct as a dream, +and though, like a dream, without coherency or connected outline, had +nevertheless seriously impressed him. How frivolous and trifling his +past life and its pursuits looked through the lightning vista opened to +his eyes by the flash of Waters’s pistol! “Suppose I had been killed,” + ruminated the master, “what then? A paragraph in the ‘Banner,’ headed +‘Fatal Affray,’ and my name added to the already swollen list of victims +to lawless violence and crime! Humph! A pretty scrape, truly!” And the +master ground his teeth with vexation. + +Let not the reader judge him too hastily. In the best regulated mind, +thankfulness for deliverance from danger is apt to be mingled with some +doubts as to the necessity of the trial. + +In this frame of mind the last person he would have cared to meet was +Clytie. That young woman’s evil genius, however, led her to pass the +burnt district that morning. Perhaps she had anticipated the meeting. At +all events, he had proceeded but a few steps before he was confronted by +the identical round hat and cherry colored ribbons. But in his present +humor the cheerful color somehow reminded him of the fire and of a ruddy +stain over McSnagley’s heart, and invested the innocent Clytie with +a figurative significance. Now Clytie’s reveries at that moment were +pleasant, if the brightness of her eyes and the freshened color on her +cheeks were any sign, and, as she had not seen the master since then, +she naturally expected to take up the thread of romance where it had +been dropped. But it required all her feminine tact to conceal her +embarrassment at his formal greeting and constrained manner. + +“He is bashful,” reasoned Clytie to herself. + +“This girl is a tremendous fool,” growled the master inwardly. + +An awkward pause ensued. Finally, Clytie _loquitur_:— + +“M’liss has been missing since the fire!” + +“Missing?” echoed the master in his natural tone. + +Clytie bit her lip with vexation. “Yes, she’s always running away. +She’ll be back again. But you look interested. Do you know,” she +continued with exceeding archness, “I sometimes think, Mr. Gray, if +M’liss were a little older”— + +“Well?” + +“Well, putting this and that together, you know!” + +“Well?” + +“People will talk, you know,” continued Clytie, with that excessive +fondness weak people exhibit in enveloping in mystery the commonest +affairs of life. + +“People are d——d fools!” roared the master. + +The correct Clytie was a little shocked. Perhaps underneath it was a +secret admiration of the transgressor. Force even of this cheap quality +goes a good way with some natures. + +“That is,” continued the master, with an increase of dignity in inverse +proportion to the lapse he had made, “people are apt to be mistaken, +Miss Morpher, and without meaning it, to do infinite injustice to +their fellow mortals. But I see I am detaining you. I will try and find +Melissa. I wish you good-morning.” And Don Whiskerandos stalked solemnly +away. + +Clytie turned red and white by turns, and her eyes filled with tears. +This denouement to her dreams was utterly unexpected. While a girl of +stronger character and active intelligence would have employed the time +in digesting plans of future retaliation and revenge, Clytie’s dull +brain and placid nature were utterly perplexed and shaken. + +“Dear me!” said Clytie to herself, as she started home, “if he don’t +love me, why don’t he say so?” + +The master, or Mr. Gray, as we may now call him as he draws near the +close of his professional career, took the old trail through the +forest, which led to M’liss’s former hiding-place. He walked on briskly, +revolving in his mind the feasibility of leaving Smith’s Pocket. The +late disaster, which would affect the prosperity of the settlement for +some time to come, offered an excuse to him to give up his situation. +On searching his pockets he found his present capital to amount to ten +dollars. This increased by forty dollars, due him from the trustees, +would make fifty dollars; deduct thirty dollars for liabilities, and he +would have twenty dollars left to begin the world anew. Youth and +hope added an indefinite number of ciphers to the right hand of these +figures, and in this sanguine mood our young Alnaschar walked on until +he had reached the old pine throne in the bank of the forest. M’liss was +not there. He sat down on the trunk of the tree, and for a few moments +gave himself up to the associations it suggested. What would become of +M’liss after he was gone? But he quickly dropped the subject as one too +visionary and sentimental for his then fiercely practical consideration, +and, to prevent the recurrence of such distracting fancies, began to +retrace his steps toward the settlement. At the edge of the woods, at a +point where the trail forked toward the old site of Smith’s Pocket, he +saw M’liss coming toward him. Her ordinary pace on such occasions was +a kind of Indian trot; to his surprise she was walking slowly, with her +apron thrown over her head,—an indication of meditation with M’liss +and the usual way in which she excluded the outer world in studying her +lessons. When she was within a few feet of him he called her by name. +She started as she recognized him. There was a shade of seriousness +in her dark eyes, and the hand that took his was listless and totally +unlike her old frank, energetic grasp. + +“You look worried, M’liss,” said Mr. Gray soothingly, as the old +sentimental feeling crept over his heart. “What’s the matter now?” + +M’liss replied by seating herself on the bank beside the road, and +pointed to a place by her side. Mr. Gray took the proffered seat. M’liss +then, fixing her eyes on some distant part of the view, remained for +some moments in silence. Then, without turning her head or moving her +eyes, she asked:— + +“What’s that they call a girl that has money left her?” + +“An heiress, M’liss?” + +“Yes, an heiress.” + +“Well?” said Mr. Gray. + +“Well,” said M’liss, without moving her eyes, “I’m one,—I’m a heiress!” + +“What’s that, M’liss?” said Mr. Gray laughingly. + +M’liss was silent again. Suddenly turning her eyes full upon him, she +said:— + +“Can you keep a secret?” + +“Yes,” said Mr. Gray, beginning to be impressed by the child’s manner. +“Listen, then.” + +In short quick sentences, M’liss began. How Aristides had several times +hinted of the concealed riches of Smith’s Pocket. How he had last night +repeated the story to her of a strange discovery he had made. How she +remembered to have heard her father often swear that there was money “in +that hole,” if he only had means to work it. How, partly impressed by +this statement and partly from curiosity and pity for the prisoner, she +had visited him in confinement. An account of her interview, the origin +of the fire, her flight with Waters. (_Questions_ by Mr. Gray: What was +your object in assisting this man to escape? _Ans_. They were going to +kill him. _Ques_. Hadn’t he killed McSnagley. _Ans_. Yes, but McSnagley +ought to have been killed long ago.) How she had taken leave of him that +morning. How he had come back again “silly.” How she had dragged him +on toward the Wingdam road, and how he had told her that all the hidden +wealth of Smith’s Pocket had belonged to her father. How she had found +out, from some questions, that he had known her father. But how all his +other answers were “silly.” + +“And where is he now?” asked Mr. Gray. + +“Gone,” said M’liss. “I left him at the edge of the wood to go back +and get some provisions, and when I returned he was gone. If he had any +senses left, he’s miles away by this time. When he was off I went back +to Smith’s Pocket. I found the hidden opening and saw the gold.” + +Mr. Gray looked at her curiously. He had, in his more intimate knowledge +of her character, noticed the unconcern with which she spoke of the +circumstances of her father’s death and the total lack of any sentiment +of filial regard. The idea that this man whom she had aided in escaping +had ever done her injury had not apparently entered her mind, nor did +Mr. Gray think it necessary to hint the deeper suspicion he had gathered +from Dr. Duchesne that Waters had murdered her father. If the story +of the concealed treasures of Smith’s Pocket were exaggerated he could +easily satisfy himself on that point. M’liss met his suggestion to +return to the Pocket with alacrity, and the two started away in that +direction. + +It was late in the afternoon when Mr. Gray returned. His heightened +color and eager inquiry for Dr. Duchesne provoked the usual hope from +the people that he met “that it was nothing serious.” No, nothing was +the matter, the master answered with a slight laugh, but would they send +the doctor to his schoolhouse when he returned? “That young chap’s worse +than he thinks,” was one sympathizing suggestion; “this kind of life’s +too rough for his sort.” + +To while away the interim, Mr. Gray stopped on his way to the +schoolhouse at the stage office as the Wingdam stage drew up and +disgorged its passengers. He was listlessly watching the passengers as +they descended when a soft voice from the window addressed him, “May I +trouble you for your arm as I get down?” Mr. Gray looked up. It was a +singular request, as the driver was at that moment standing by the door, +apparently for that purpose. But the request came from a handsome woman, +and with a bow the young man stepped to the door. The lady laid her hand +lightly on his arm, sprang from the stage with a dexterity that showed +the service to have been merely ceremonious, thanked him with an +elaboration of acknowledgment which seemed equally gratuitous, and +disappeared in the office. + +“That’s what I call a dead set,” said the driver, drawing a long breath, +as he turned to Mr. Gray, who stood in some embarrassment. “Do you know +her?” + +“No,” said Mr. Gray laughingly, “do you?” + +“Nary time! But take care of yourself, young man; she’s after you, +sure!” + +But Mr. Gray was continuing his walk to the schoolhouse, unmindful of +the caution. For the momentary glimpse he had caught of this woman’s +face, she appeared to be about thirty. Her dress, though tasteful and +elegant, in the present condition of California society afforded no +criterion of her social status. But the figure of Dr. Duchesne waiting +for him at the schoolhouse door just then usurped the place of all +others, and she dropped out of his mind. + +“Now then,” said the doctor, as the young man grasped his hand, “you +want me to tell you why your eyes are bloodshot, why your cheeks burn, +and your hand is dry and hot?” + +“Not exactly! Perhaps you’ll understand the symptoms better when you’ve +heard my story. Sit down here and listen.” + +The doctor took the proffered seat on top of a desk, and Mr. Gray, +after assuring himself that they were entirely alone, related the +circumstances he had gathered from M’liss that morning. + +“You see, doctor, how unjust were your surmises in regard to this girl,” + continued Mr. Gray. “But let that pass now. At the conclusion of her +story, I offered to go with her to this Ali Baba cave. It was no easy +job finding the concealed entrance, but I found it at last, and ample +corroboration of every item of this wild story. The pocket is rich with +the most valuable ore. It has evidently been worked for some time since +the discovery was made, but there is still a fortune in its walls, and +several thousand dollars of ore sacked up in its galleries. Look at +that!” continued Mr. Gray, as he drew an oblong mass of quartz and metal +from his pocket. “Think of a secret of this kind having been intrusted +for three weeks to a penniless orphan girl of twelve and an eccentric +schoolboy of ten, and undivulged except when a proper occasion offered.” + +Dr. Duchesne smiled. “And Waters is really clear?” + +“Yes,” said Mr. Gray. + +“And M’liss assisted him to escape?” + +“Yes.” + +“Well, you are an innocent one! And you see nothing in this but an act +of thoughtless generosity? No assisting of an old accomplice to escape?” + +“I see nothing but truth in her statement,” returned Mr. Gray stoutly. +“If there has been any wrong committed, I believe her to be innocent of +its knowledge.” + +“Well, I’m glad at least the money goes to her and not to him. But how +are you to establish her right to this property?” + +“That was my object in conferring with you. At present the claim is +abandoned. I have taken up the ground in my own name (for her), and this +afternoon I posted up the usual notice.” + +“Go on. You are not so much of a fool, after all.” + +“Thank you! This will hold until a better claim is established. Now, if +Smith had discovered this lead, and was, as the lawyers say, ‘seized and +possessed’ of it at the time of his death, M’liss, of course, as next of +kin, inherits it.” + +“But how can this be proved? It is the general belief that Smith +committed suicide through extreme poverty and destitution.” + +Mr. Gray drew a letter from his pocket. + +“You remember the memorandum I showed you, which came into my +possession. Here it is; it is dated the day of his death.” + +Dr. Duchesne took it and read:— + +“July 17th. Five hours in drift—dipping west. Took out 20 oz.—cleaned +up 40 oz.—Mem. Saw M. S.” + +“This evidently refers to actual labor in the mine at the time,” said +Dr. Duchesne. “But is it legally sufficient to support a claim of this +magnitude? That is the only question now. You say this paper was the +leaf of an old memorandum, torn off and used for a letter by M’liss; do +you know where the orignal book can be found?” + +“Aristides has it, or knows where it is,” answered Mr. Gray. + +“Find it by all means. And get legal advice before you do anything. +Go this very evening to Judge Plunkett and state your case to him. The +promise of a handsome contingent fee won’t hurt M’liss’s prospects any. +Remember, our ideas of abstract justice and the letter of the law in +this case may be entirely different. Take Judge Plunkett your proofs; +that is,” said the Doctor, stopping and eying his friend keenly, +“if you have no fears for M’liss if this matter should be thoroughly +ventilated.” + +Mr. Gray did not falter. + +“I go at once,” said he gayly, “if only to prove the child’s claim to a +good name if we fail in getting her property.” + +The two men left the schoolhouse together. As they reached the main +street, the doctor paused:— + +“You are still determined?” + +“I am,” responded the young man. + +“Good-night, and God speed you, then,” and the doctor left him. + +The fire had been particularly severe on the legal fraternity in the +settlement, and Judge Plunkett’s office, together with those of his +learned brethren, had been consumed with the courthouse on the previous +night. The judge’s house was on the outskirts of the village, and +thither Mr. Gray proceeded. The judge was at home, but engaged at that +moment. Mr. Gray would wait, and was ushered into a small room evidently +used as a kitchen, but just then littered with law books, bundles +of papers, and blanks that had been hastily rescued from the burning +building. The sideboard groaned with the weight of several volumes of +New York Reports, that seemed to impart a dusty flavor to the adjoining +victual. Mr. Gray picked up a volume of supreme court decisions from the +coal-scuttle, and was deep in an interesting case, when the door of the +adjoining room opened and Judge Plunkett appeared. + +He was an oily man of about fifty, with spectacles. He was glad to see +the schoolmaster. He hoped he was not suffering from the excitement +of the previous evening. For his part, the spectacle of sober citizens +rising in a body to vindicate the insulted majesty of the laws of +society, and of man, had always something sublime in it. And the +murderer had really got away after all. And it was a narrow escape the +schoolmaster had, too, at Smith’s Pocket. + +Mr. Gray took advantage of the digression to state his business. He +briefly recounted the circumstances of the discovery of the hidden +wealth of Smith’s Pocket, and exhibited the memorandum he had shown the +doctor. When he had concluded, Judge Plunkett looked at him over his +spectacles, and rubbed his hands with satisfaction. + +“You apprehend,” said the judge eagerly, “that you will have no +difficulty in procuring this book from which the leaf was originally +torn?” + +“None,” replied Mr. Gray. + +“Then, sir, I should give as my professional opinion that the case was +already won.” + +Mr. Gray shook the hand of the little man with great fervor, and thanked +him for his belief. “And so this property will go entirely to M’liss?” + he asked again. + +“Well—ah—no—not exactly,” said Judge Plunkett, with some caution. +“She will benefit by it undoubtedly—undoubtedly,” and he rubbed his +hands again. + +“Why not M’liss alone? There are no other claimants!” said Mr. Gray. + +“I beg your pardon—you mistake,” said Judge Plunkett, with a smile. +“You surely would not leave out the widow and mother?” + +“Why, M’liss is an orphan,” said Mr. Gray in utter bewilderment. + +“A sad mistake, sir,—a painful though natural mistake. Mr. Smith, +though separated from his wife, was never divorced. A very affecting +history—the old story, you know—an injured and loving woman deserted +by her natural protector, but disdaining to avail herself of our +legal aid. By a singular coincidence that I should have told you, I am +anticipating you in this very case. Your services, however, I feel will +be invaluable. Your concern for her amiable and interesting daughter +Narcissa—ah, no, Melissa—will, of course, make you with us. You have +never seen Mrs. Smith? A fine-looking, noble woman, sir,—though still +disconsolate,—still thinking of the departed one. By another singular +coincidence that I should have told you, she is here now. You shall +see her, sir. Pray, let me introduce you;” and still rubbing his hands, +Judge Plunkett led the way to the adjoining room. + +Mr. Gray followed him mechanically. A handsome woman rose from the sofa +as they entered. It was the woman he assisted to alight from the Wingdam +stage. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +THE RED ROCK + + +In the strong light that fell upon her face, Mr. Gray had an opportunity +to examine her features more closely. Her eyes, which were dark and +singularly brilliant, were half closed, either from some peculiar +conformation of the lids, or an habitual effort to conceal expression. +Her skin was colorless with that satin-like lustre that belongs to some +brunettes, relieved by one or two freckles that were scarcely blemishes. +Her face was squared a little at the lower angles, but the chin was +round and soft, and the curves about the mouth were full and tender +enough to destroy the impression left by contemplation of those rigid +outlines. The effect of its general contour was that of a handsome woman +of thirty. In detail, as the eye dwelt upon any particular feature, you +could have added a margin of ten years either way. + +“Mrs. Smith—Mr. Gray,” said the lawyer briskly. “Mr. Gray is the +gentleman who, since the decease of your husband, has taken such a +benevolent interest in our playful Narcissa—Melissa, I should say. +He is the preceptor of our district school, and beside his relation as +teacher to your daughter has, I may say in our legal fashion, stood _in +loco parentis_—in other words, has been a parent, a—a—father to her.” + +At the conclusion of this speech Mrs. Smith darted a quick glance at Mr. +Gray, which was unintelligible to any but a woman. As there were none of +her own keen-witted sex present to make an ungracious interpretation of +it, it passed unnoticed, except the slight embarrassment and confusion +it caused the young man from its apparent gratuity. + +“We have met before, I believe,” said Mrs. Smith, with her bright eyes +half hid and her white teeth half disclosed. “I can easily imagine Mr. +Gray’s devotion to a friend from his courtesy to a stranger. Let me +thank you again for both my daughter and myself.” + +In the desperate hope of saying something natural, Mr. Gray asked if she +had seen Melissa yet. + +“Oh, dear, no! Think how provoking! Judge Plunkett says it is absolutely +impossible till some tiresome formalities are over. There are so many +stupid forms to go through with first. But how is she? You have seen +her, have you not? you will see her again to-night, perhaps? How I long +to embrace her again! She was a mere baby when she left me. Tell her how +I long to fly to her.” + +Her impassioned utterance and the dramatic gestures that accompanied +these words afforded a singular contrast to the cool way with which she +rearranged the folds of her dress when she had finished, folding her +hands over her lap and settling herself unmistakably back again on the +sofa. Perhaps it was this that made Mr. Gray think she had, at some +time, been an actress. But the next moment he caught her eye again and +felt pleased,—and again vexed with himself for being so,—and in +this mental condition began to speak in favor of his old pupil. His +embarrassment passed away as he warmed with his subject, dwelling at +length on M’liss’s better qualities, and did not return until in a +breathless pause he became aware that this woman’s bright eyes were bent +upon him. The color rose in his cheek, and with a half-muttered apology +for his prolixity he offered his excuses to retire. + +“Stay a moment, Mr. Gray,” said the lawyer. “You are going to town, and +will not think it a trouble to see Mrs. Smith safely back to her +hotel. You can talk these things over with our fair friend on the way. +To-morrow, at ten, I trust to see you both again.” + +“Perhaps I am taxing Mr. Gray’s gallantry too much,” interposed the lady +with a very vivid disclosure of eyes and teeth. “Mr. Gray would be +only too happy.” After he had uttered this civility, there was a slight +consciousness of truth about it that embarrassed him again. But Mrs. +Smith took his proffered arm, and they bade the lawyer good-night and +passed out in the starlit night together. + + * * * * * + +Four weeks have elapsed since the advent of Mrs. Smith to the +settlement,—four weeks that might have been years in any other but a +California mining camp, for the wonderful change that has been wrought +in its physical aspect. Each stage has brought its load of fresh +adventurers; another hotel, which sprang up on the site of the National, +has its new landlord, and a new set of faces about its hospitable board, +where the conventional bean appears daily as a modest vegetable or in +the insincerer form of coffee. The sawmills have been hard at work for +the last month, and huge gaps appear in the circling files of redwood +where the fallen trees are transmuted to a new style of existence in the +damp sappy tenements that have risen over the burnt district. The “great +strike” at Smith’s Pocket has been heralded abroad, and above and below, +and on either side of the crumbling tunnel that bears that name, as +other tunnels are piercing the bowels of the mountain, shafts are being +sunk, and claims are taken up even to the crest of Red Mountain, in the +hope of striking the great Smith lead. Already an animated discussion +has sprung up in the columns of the “Red Mountain Banner” in regard +to the direction of the famous lead,—a discussion assisted by +correspondents who have assumed all the letters of the alphabet in their +anonymous arguments, and have formed the opposing “angle” and “dip” + factions of Smith’s Pocket. But whatever be the direction of the lead, +the progress of the settlement has been steadily onward, with an impetus +gained by the late disaster. That classical but much abused bird, the +Phoenix, has been invoked from its ashes in several editorials in the +“Banner,” to sit as a type of resuscitated Smith’s Pocket, while in +the homelier phrase of an honest miner “it seemed as if the fire kem to +kinder clean out things for a fresh start.” + +Meanwhile the quasi-legal administration of the estate of Smith is +drawing near a termination that seems to credit the prophetic assertion +of Judge Plunkett. One fact has been evolved in the process of +examination, viz., that Smith had discovered the new lead before he was +murdered. It was a fair hypothesis that the man who assumed the benefit +of his discovery was the murderer, but as this did not immediately +involve the settlement of the estate it excited little comment or +opposition. The probable murderer had escaped. Judicial investigations +even in the hands of the people had been attended with disastrous public +results, and there was no desire on the part of justice to open the case +and deal with an abstract principle when there was no opportunity of +making an individual example. The circumstances were being speedily +forgotten in the new excitement; even the presence of Mrs. Smith lost +its novelty. The “Banner,” when alluding to her husband, spoke of him as +the “late J. Smith, Esq.,” attributing the present activity of business +as the result of his lifelong example of untiring energy, and generally +laid the foundation of a belief, which thereafter obtained, that he +died comfortably in the bosom of his family, surrounded by disconsolate +friends. The history of all pioneer settlements has this legendary +basis, and M’liss may live to see the day when her father’s connection +with the origin of the settlement shall become apocryphal, and contested +like that of Romulus and Remus and their wolfish wet-nurse. + +It is to the everlasting credit and honor of Smith’s Pocket that the +orphan and widow meet no opposition from the speculative community, and +that the claim’s utmost boundaries are liberally rendered. How far +this circumstance may be owing to the rare personal attractions of the +charming widow or to M’liss’s personal popularity, I shall not pretend +to say. It is enough that when the brief of Judge Plunkett’s case +is ready there are clouds of willing witnesses to substantiate and +corroborate doubtful points to an extent that is more creditable to +their generosity than their veracity. + +M’liss has seen her mother. Mr. Gray, with his knowledge of his pupil’s +impulsiveness, has been surprised to notice that the new relationship +seems to awaken none of those emotions in the child’s nature that he +confidently looked for. On the occasion of their first meeting, to +which Mr. Gray was admitted, M’liss maintained a guarded shyness totally +different from her usual frank boldness,—a shyness that was the more +remarkable from its contrast with the unrepressed and somewhat dramatic +emotions of Mrs. Smith. Now, under her mother’s protection and care, he +observes another radical change in M’liss’s appearance. She is dressed +more tastefully and neatly—not entirely the result of a mother’s +influence, but apparently the result of some natural instinct now +for the first time indulged, and exhibited in a ribbon or a piece of +jewelry, worn with a certain air of consciousness. There is a more +strict attention to the conventionalities of life; her speech is more +careful and guarded; her walk, literally, more womanly and graceful. +Those things Mr. Gray naturally attributes to the influence of the new +relation, though he cannot help recalling his meeting with M’liss in the +woods, on the morning of the fire, and of dating many of these changes +from thence. + +It is a pleasant morning, and Mr. Gray is stirring early. He has been +busied in preparation the night previous, for this is his last day +in Smith’s Pocket. He lingers for some time about the schoolhouse, +gathering up those little trifles which lie about his desk, which have +each a separate history in his experience of Smith’s Pocket, and are +a part of the incrustations of his life. Lastly, a file of the “Red +Mountain Banner,” is taken from the same receptacle and packed away in +his bag. He walks to the door and turns to look back. Has he forgotten +anything? No, nothing. But still he lingers. He wonders who will +take his place at the desk, and for the first time in his pedagogue +experience, perhaps, feels something of an awful responsibility as he +thinks of his past influence over the wretched little beings who used to +tremble at his nod, and whose future, ill or good, he may have helped +to fashion. At last he closes the door, almost tenderly, and walks +thoughtfully down the road. He has to pass the cabin of an Irish miner, +whose little boy is toddling in the ditch, with a pinafore, hands, +and face in a chronic state of untidiness. Mr. Gray seizes him with +an hilarious impulse, and after a number of rapid journeys to Banbury +Cross, in search of an old woman who mounted a mythical white horse, he +kisses the cleanest place on his broad expanse of cheek, presses some +silver into his chubby fist, tells him to be a good boy, and deposits +him in the ditch again. Having in this youthful way atoned for certain +sins of omission a little further back, he proceeds, with a sense of +perfect absolution, on his way to the settlement. + +A few hours lie between him and his departure, to be employed in +friendly visits to Mrs. Morpher, Dr. Duchesne, M’liss, and her mother. +The Mountain Ranch is nearest, and thither Mr. Gray goes first. Mrs. +Morpher, over a kneading-trough, with her bare arm whitened with flour, +is genuinely grieved at parting with the master, and, in spite of Mr. +Gray’s earnest remonstrances, insists upon conducting him into the chill +parlor, leaving him there until she shall have attired herself in a +manner becoming to “company.” “I don’t want you to go at all—no more +I don’t,” says Mrs. Morpher, with all sincerity, as she seats herself +finally on the shining horsehair sofa. “The children will miss you. I +don’t believe that any one will do for Risty, Kerg, and Clytie what you +have done. But I suppose you know best what’s best. Young men like to +see the world, and it ain’t expected one so young as you should settle +down yet. That’s what I was telling Clytie this morning. That was just +the way with my John afore he was married. I suppose you’ll see M’liss +and _her_ before you go. They say that she is going to San Francisco +soon. Is it so?” + +Mr. Gray understands the personal pronoun to refer to Mrs. Smith, a +title Mrs. Morpher has never granted M’liss’s mother, for whom she +entertains an instinctive dislike. He answers in the affirmative, +however, with the consciousness of uneasiness under the inquiry; and as +the answer does not seem to please Mrs. Morpher, he is constrained to +commend M’liss’s manifest improvement under her mother’s care. + +“Well” says Mrs. Morpher, with a significant sigh, “I hope it’s so; but +bless us, where’s Clytie? You mustn’t go without saying ‘good-by’ to +her” and Mrs. Morpher starts away in search of her daughter. + +The dining-room door scarcely closes before the bedroom door opens, and +Clytie crosses the parlor softly with something in her hands. “You are +going now?” she says hurriedly. + +“Yes.” + +“Will you take this?” putting a sealed package into his hand, “and keep +it without opening it until”— + +“Until when, Clytie?” + +“Until you are married.” + +Mr. Gray laughs. + +“Promise me,” repeats Clytie. + +“But I may expire in the mean time, through sheer curiosity.” + +“Promise!” says Clytie gravely. + +“I promise, then.” + +Mr. Gray receives the package. “Good-by,” says Clytie softly. + +Clytie’s rosy cheek is very near Mr. Gray. There is nobody by. He is +going away. It is the last time. He kisses her just before the door +opens again to Mrs. Morpher. + +Another shake of hands all around, and Mr. Gray passes out of the +Mountain Ranch forever. + +Dr. Duchesne’s office is near at hand; but for some reason, that Mr. +Gray cannot entirely explain to himself, he prefers to go to Mrs. +Smith’s first. The little cottage which they have taken temporarily is +soon reached, and as the young man stands at the door he re-knots the +bow of his cravat, and passes his fingers through his curls,—trifles +that to Dr. Duchesne or any other critical, middle-aged person might +look bad. + +M’liss and Mrs. Smith are both at home. They have been waiting for him +so long. Was it that pretty daughter of Mrs. Morpher—the fair young +lady with blond curls,—who caused the detention? Is not Mr. Gray a sly +young fellow for all his seeming frankness? So he must go to-day? He +cannot possibly wait a few days, and go with them? Thus Mrs. Smith, +between her red lips and white teeth, and under her half-closed eyes; +for M’liss stands quietly apart without speaking. Her reserve during the +interview contrasts with the vivacity of her mother as though they had +changed respective places in relationship. Mr. Gray is troubled by this, +and as he rises to go, he takes M’liss’s hand in his. + +“Have you nothing to say to me before I go?” he asks. + +“Good-by,” answers M’liss. + +“Nothing more?” + +“That’s enough,” rejoins the child simply. + +Mr. Gray bites his lips. “I may never see you again, you know, Melissa,” + he continues. + +“You will see us again,” says M’liss quietly, raising her great dark +eyes to his. + +The blood mounted to his cheek and crimsoned his forehead. He was +conscious, too, that the mother’s face had taken fire at his own, as she +walked away toward the window. + +“Good-by, then,” said Mr. Gray pettishly, as he stooped to kiss her. + +M’liss accepted the salute stoically. Mr. Gray took Mrs. Smith’s hand; +her face had resumed its colorless, satin-like sheen. + +“M’liss knows the strength of your good will, and makes her calculations +accordingly. I hope she may not be mistaken,” she said, with a languid +tenderness of voice and eye. The young man bent over her outstretched +hand, and withdrew as the Wingdam stage noisily rattled up before the +National Hotel. + +There was but little time left to spend with Dr. Duchesne, so the +physician walked with him to the stage office. There were a few of +the old settlers lounging by the stage, who had discerned, just as +the master was going away, how much they liked him. Mr. Gray had gone +through the customary bibulous formula of leave-taking; with a hearty +shake of the doctor’s hand, and a promise to write, he climbed to the +box of the stage. “All aboard!” cried the driver, and with a preliminary +bound, the stage rolled down Main Street. + +Mr. Gray remained buried in thought as they rolled through the town, +each object in passing recalling some incident of his past experience. +The stage had reached the outskirts of the settlement when he detected +a well-known little figure running down a by-trail to intersect the road +before the stage had passed. He called the driver’s attention to it, and +as they drew up at the crossing Aristides’s short legs and well-known +features were plainly discernible through the dust. He was holding in +his hand a letter. + +“Well, my little man, what is it?” said the driver impatiently. + +“A letter for the master,” gasped the exhausted child. + +“Give it here!—Any answer?” + +“Wait a moment,” said Mr. Gray. + +“Look sharp, then, and get your billet duxis before you go next time.” + +Mr. Gray hurriedly broke the seal and read these words: + + Judge Plunkett has just returned from the county seat. Our case is + won. We leave here next week. J.S. + + P.S. Have you got my address in San Francisco? + +“Any answer?” said the driver. + +“None.” + +“Get up!” + +And the stage rolled away from Smith’s Pocket, leaving the just +Aristides standing in the dust of its triumphal wheels. + + + + +HIGH-WATER MARK + + +When the tide was out on the Dedlow Marsh, its extended dreariness +was patent. Its spongy, low-lying surface, sluggish, inky pools, and +tortuous sloughs, twisting their slimy way, eel-like, toward the open +bay, were all hard facts. So were the few green tussocks, with their +scant blades, their amphibious flavor, and unpleasant dampness. And +if you chose to indulge your fancy,—although the flat monotony of the +Dedlow Marsh was not inspiring,—the wavy line of scattered drift gave +an unpleasant consciousness of the spent waters, and made the dead +certainty of the returning tide a gloomy reflection, which no present +sunshine could dissipate. The greener meadow-land seemed oppressed with +this idea, and made no positive attempt at vegetation until the work of +reclamation should be complete. In the bitter fruit of the low cranberry +bushes one might fancy he detected a naturally sweet disposition curdled +and soured by an injudicious course of too much regular cold water. + +The vocal expression of the Dedlow Marsh was also melancholy and +depressing. The sepulchral boom of the bittern, the shriek of the +curlew, the scream of passing brant, the wrangling of quarrelsome +teal, the sharp querulous protest of the startled crane, and syllabled +complaint of the “killdeer” plover were beyond the power of written +expression. Nor was the aspect of these mournful fowls at all cheerful +and inspiring. Certainly not the blue heron, standing midleg deep in the +water, obviously catching cold in a reckless disregard of wet feet +and consequences; nor the mournful curlew, the dejected plover, or +the low-spirited snipe, who saw fit to join him in his suicidal +contemplation; nor the impassive kingfisher—an ornithological +Marius—reviewing the desolate expanse; nor the black raven that went to +and fro over the face of the marsh continually, but evidently couldn’t +make up his mind whether the waters had subsided, and felt low-spirited +in the reflection that after all this trouble he wouldn’t be able to +give a definite answer. On the contrary, it was evident at a glance that +the dreary expanse of Dedlow Marsh told unpleasantly on the birds, and +that the season of migration was looked forward to with a feeling +of relief and satisfaction by the full grown, and of extravagant +anticipation by the callow brood. But if Dedlow Marsh was cheerless at +the slack of the low tide, you should have seen it when the tide was +strong and full. When the damp air blew chilly over the cold glittering +expanse, and came to the faces of those who looked seaward like another +tide; when a steel-like glint marked the low hollows and the sinuous +line of slough; when the great shell-incrusted trunks of fallen trees +arose again, and went forth on their dreary purposeless wanderings, +drifting hither and thither, but getting no farther toward any goal +at the falling tide or the day’s decline than the cursed Hebrew in the +legend; when the glossy ducks swung silently, making neither ripple nor +furrow on the shimmering surface; when the fog came in with the tide and +shut out the blue above, even as the green below had been obliterated; +when boatmen, lost in that fog, paddling about in a hopeless way, +started at what seemed the brushing of mermen’s fingers on the boat’s +keel, or shrank from the tufts of grass spreading around like the +floating hair of a corpse, and knew by these signs that they were lost +upon Dedlow Marsh, and must make a night of it, and a gloomy one at +that,—then you might know something of Dedlow Marsh at high water. + +Let me recall a story connected with this latter view which never failed +to recur to my mind in my long gunning excursions upon Dedlow Marsh. +Although the event was briefly recorded in the county paper, I had the +story, in all its eloquent detail, from the lips of the principal actor. +I cannot hope to catch the varying emphasis and peculiar coloring of +feminine delineation, for my narrator was a woman; but I’ll try to give +at least its substance. + +She lived midway of the great slough of Dedlow Marsh and a good-sized +river, which debouched four miles beyond into an estuary formed by +the Pacific Ocean, on the long sandy peninsula which constituted the +southwestern boundary of a noble bay. The house in which she lived was +a small frame cabin raised from the marsh a few feet by stout piles, and +was three miles distant from the settlements upon the river. Her husband +was a logger,—a profitable business in a county where the principal +occupation was the manufacture of lumber. + +It was the season of early spring, when her husband left on the ebb of a +high tide with a raft of logs for the usual transportation to the lower +end of the bay. As she stood by the door of the little cabin when the +voyagers departed, she noticed a cold look in the southeastern sky, and +she remembered hearing her husband say to his companions that they +must endeavor to complete their voyage before the coming of the +southwesterly gale which he saw brewing. And that night it began to +storm and blow harder than she had ever before experienced, and some +great trees fell in the forest by the river, and the house rocked like +her baby’s cradle. + +But however the storm might roar about the little cabin, she knew that +one she trusted had driven bolt and bar with his own strong hand, and +that had he feared for her he would not have left her. This, and her +domestic duties, and the care of her little sickly baby, helped to keep +her mind from dwelling on the weather, except, of course, to hope that +he was safely harbored with the logs at Utopia in the dreary distance. +But she noticed that day, when she went out to feed the chickens and +look after the cow, that the tide was up to the little fence of their +garden patch, and the roar of the surf on the south beach, though miles +away, she could hear distinctly. And she began to think that she would +like to have some one to talk with about matters, and she believed that +if it had not been so far and so stormy, and the trail so impassable, +she would have taken the baby and have gone over to Ryekman’s, her +nearest neighbor. But then, you see, he might have returned in the +storm, all wet, with no one to see to him; and it was a long exposure +for baby, who was croupy and ailing. + +But that night, she never could tell why, she didn’t feel like sleeping +or even lying down. The storm had somewhat abated, but she still “sat +and sat,” and even tried to read. I don’t know whether it was a Bible or +some profane magazine that this poor woman read, but most probably the +latter, for the words all ran together and made such sad nonsense that +she was forced at last to put the book down and turn to that dearer +volume which lay before her in the cradle, with its white initial leaf +as yet unsoiled, and try to look forward to its mysterious future. And, +rocking the cradle, she thought of everything and everybody, but still +was wide awake as ever. + +It was nearly twelve o’clock when she at last lay down in her clothes. +How long she slept she could not remember, but she awoke with a dreadful +choking in her throat, and found herself standing, trembling all over, +in the middle of the room, with her baby clasped to her breast, and she +was “saying something.” The baby cried and sobbed, and she walked up +and down trying to hush it, when she heard a scratching at the door. +She opened it fearfully, and was glad to see it was only old Pete, their +dog, who crawled, dripping with water, into the room. She would have +liked to look out, not in the faint hope of her husband’s coming, but to +see how things looked; but the wind shook the door so savagely that she +could hardly hold it. Then she sat down a little while, and then walked +up and down a little while, and then she lay down again a little while. +Lying close by the wall of the little cabin, she thought she heard +once or twice something scrape slowly against the clapboards, like the +scraping of branches. Then there was a little gurgling sound, “like the +baby made when it was swallowing;” then something went “click-click” + and “cluck-cluck,” so that she sat up in bed. When she did so she was +attracted by something else that seemed creeping from the back door +toward the centre of the room. It wasn’t much wider than her little +finger, but soon it swelled to the width of her hand, and began +spreading all over the floor. It was water! + +She ran to the front door and threw it wide open, and saw nothing but +water. She ran to the back door and threw it open, and saw nothing +but water. She ran to the side window, and throwing that open, she saw +nothing but water. Then she remembered hearing her husband once say that +there was no danger in the tide, for that fell regularly, and people +could calculate on it, and that he would rather live near the bay than +the river, whose banks might overflow at any time. But was it the tide? +So she ran again to the back door, and threw out a stick of wood. It +drifted away towards the bay. She scooped up some of the water and put +it eagerly to her lips. It was fresh and sweet. It was the river, and +not the tide! + +It was then—oh, God be praised for his goodness! she did neither faint +nor fall; it was then—blessed be the Saviour, for it was his merciful +hand that touched and strengthened her in this awful moment—that fear +dropped from her like a garment, and her trembling ceased. It was then +and thereafter that she never lost her self-command, through all the +trials of that gloomy night. + +She drew the bedstead toward the middle of the room, and placed a table +upon it, and on that she put the cradle. The water on the floor +was already over her ankles, and the house once or twice moved so +perceptibly, and seemed to be racked so, that the closet doors all flew +open. Then she heard the same rasping and thumping against the wall, +and, looking out, saw that a large uprooted tree, which had lain near +the road at the upper end of the pasture, had floated down to the house. +Luckily its long roots dragged in the soil and kept it from moving as +rapidly as the current, for had it struck the house in its full career, +even the strong nails and bolts in the piles could not have withstood +the shock. The hound had leaped upon its knotty surface, and crouched +near the roots, shivering and whining. A ray of hope flashed across her +mind. She drew a heavy blanket from the bed, and, wrapping it about +the babe, waded in the deepening waters to the door. As the tree swung +again, broadside on, making the little cabin creak and tremble, she +leaped on to its trunk. By God’s mercy she succeeded in obtaining a +footing on its slippery surface, and, twining an arm about its roots, +she held in the other her moaning child. Then something cracked near the +front porch, and the whole front of the house she had just quitted fell +forward,—just as cattle fall on their knees before they lie down,—and +at the same moment the great redwood tree swung round and drifted away +with its living cargo into the black night. + +For all the excitement and danger, for all her soothing of her crying +babe, for all the whistling of the wind, for all the uncertainty of +her situation, she still turned to look at the deserted and water-swept +cabin. She remembered even then, and she wondered how foolish she was to +think of it at that time, that she wished she had put on another dress +and the baby’s best clothes; and she kept praying that the house would +be spared so that he, when he returned, would have something to come to, +and it wouldn’t be quite so desolate, and—how could he ever know what +had become of her and baby? And at the thought she grew sick and faint. +But she had something else to do besides worrying, for whenever the +long roots of her ark struck an obstacle the whole trunk made half a +revolution, and twice dipped her in the black water. The hound, who kept +distracting her by running up and down the tree and howling, at last +fell off at one of these collisions. He swam for some time beside her, +and she tried to get the poor beast upon the tree, but he “acted silly” + and wild, and at last she lost sight of him forever. Then she and her +baby were left alone. The light which had burned for a few minutes +in the deserted cabin was quenched suddenly. She could not then +tell whither she was drifting. The outline of the white dunes on the +peninsula showed dimly ahead, and she judged the tree was moving in a +line with the river. It must be about slack water, and she had +probably reached the eddy formed by the confluence of the tide and the +overflowing waters of the river. Unless the tide fell soon, there was +present danger of her drifting to its channel, and being carried out to +sea or crushed in the floating drift. That peril averted, if she were +carried out on the ebb toward the bay, she might hope to strike one +of the wooded promontories of the peninsula, and rest till daylight. +Sometimes she thought she heard voices and shouts from the river, and +the bellowing of cattle and bleating of sheep. Then again it was only +the ringing in her ears and throbbing of her heart. She found at about +this time that she was so chilled and stiffened in her cramped position +that she could scarcely move, and the baby cried so when she put it to +her breast that she noticed the milk refused to flow; and she was so +frightened at that that she put her head under her shawl, and for the +first time cried bitterly. + +When she raised her head again the boom of the surf was behind her, and +she knew that her ark had again swung round. She dipped up the water to +cool her parched throat, and found that it was salt as her tears. There +was a relief, though, for by this sign she knew that she was drifting +with the tide. It was then the wind went down, and the great and awful +silence oppressed her. There was scarcely a ripple against the furrowed +sides of the great trunk on which she rested, and around her all was +black gloom and quiet. She spoke to the baby just to hear herself speak, +and to know that she had not lost her voice. She thought then—it was +queer, but she could not help thinking it—how awful must have been the +night when the great ship swung over the Asiatic peak, and the sounds of +creation were blotted out from the world. She thought, too, of mariners +clinging to spars, and of poor women who were lashed to rafts and beaten +to death by the cruel sea. She tried to thank God that she was thus +spared, and lifted her eyes from the baby who had fallen into a fretful +sleep. Suddenly, away to the southward, a great light lifted itself +out of the gloom, and flashed and flickered, and flickered and flashed +again. Her heart fluttered quickly against the baby’s cold cheek. It was +the lighthouse at the entrance of the bay. As she was yet wondering the +tree suddenly rolled a little, dragged a little, and then seemed to lie +quiet and still. She put out her hand and the current gurgled against +it. The tree was aground, and, by the position of the light and the +noise of the surf, aground upon the Dedlow Marsh. + +Had it not been for her baby, who was ailing and croupy, had it not been +for the sudden drying up of that sensitive fountain, she would have +felt safe and relieved. Perhaps it was this which tended to make all her +impressions mournful and gloomy. As the tide rapidly fell, a great flock +of black brant fluttered by her, screaming and crying. Then the plover +flew up and piped mournfully as they wheeled around the trunk, and at +last fearlessly lit upon it like a gray cloud. Then the heron flew over +and around her, shrieking and protesting, and at last dropped its gaunt +legs only a few yards from her. But, strangest of all, a pretty white +bird, larger than a dove,—like a pelican, but not a pelican,—circled +around and around her. At last it lit upon a rootlet of the tree quite +over her shoulder. She put out her hand and stroked its beautiful white +neck, and it never appeared to move. It stayed there so long that she +thought she would lift up the baby to see it and try to attract her +attention. But when she did so, the child was so chilled and cold, and +had such a blue look under the little lashes, which it didn’t raise at +all, that she screamed aloud, and the bird flew away, and she fainted. + +Well, that was the worst of it, and perhaps it was not so much, after +all, to any but herself. For when she recovered her senses it was bright +sunlight and dead low water. There was a confused noise of guttural +voices about her, and an old squaw, singing an Indian “hushaby,” and +rocking herself from side to side before a fire built on the marsh, +before which she, the recovered wife and mother, lay weak and weary. Her +first thought was for her baby, and she was about to speak when a young +squaw, who must have been a mother herself, fathomed her thought and +brought her the “mowitch,” pale but living, in such a queer little +willow cradle, all bound up, just like the squaw’s own young one, that +she laughed and cried together, and the young squaw and the old squaw +showed their big white teeth and glinted their black eyes, and said, +“Plenty get well, skeena mowitch,” “Wagee man come plenty soon,” and she +could have kissed their brown faces in her joy. And then she found +that they had been gathering berries on the marsh in their queer comical +baskets, and saw the skirt of her gown fluttering on the tree from afar, +and the old squaw couldn’t resist the temptation of procuring a new +garment, and came down and discovered the “wagee” woman and child. And +of course she gave the garment to the old squaw, as you may imagine, +and when _he_ came at last and rushed up to her, looking about ten years +older in his anxiety, she felt so faint again that they had to carry her +to the canoe. For, you see, he knew nothing about the flood until he met +the Indians at Utopia, and knew by the signs that the poor woman was +his wife. And at the next high tide he towed the tree away back home, +although it wasn’t worth the trouble, and built another house, using the +old tree for the foundation and props, and called it after her, “Mary’s +Ark!” But you may guess the next house was built above high-water mark. +And that’s all. + +Not much, perhaps, considering the malevolent capacity of the Dedlow +Marsh. But you must tramp over it at low water, or paddle over it at +high tide, or get lost upon it once or twice in the fog, as I have, +to understand properly Mary’s adventure, or to appreciate duly the +blessings of living beyond high-water mark. + + + + +A LONELY RIDE + + +As I stepped into the Slumgullion stage I saw that it was a dark night, +a lonely road, and that I was the only passenger. Let me assure the +reader that I have no ulterior design in making this assertion. A +long course of light reading has forewarned me what every experienced +intelligence must confidently look for from such a statement. The +story-teller who willfully tempts fate by such obvious beginnings, who +is to the expectant reader in danger of being robbed or half-murdered, +or frightened by an escaped lunatic, or introduced to his lady-love for +the first time, deserves to be detected. I am relieved to say that none +of these things occurred to me. The road from Wingdam to Slumgullion +knew no other banditti than the regularly licensed hotel-keepers; +lunatics had not yet reached such depth of imbecility as to ride of +their own free will in Californian stages; and my Laura, amiable and +long-suffering as she always is, could not, I fear, have borne up +against these depressing circumstances long enough to have made the +slightest impression on me. + +I stood with my shawl and carpetbag in hand, gazing doubtingly on the +vehicle. Even in the darkness the red dust of Wingdam was visible on its +roof and sides, and the red slime of Slumgullion clung tenaciously to +its wheels. I opened the door; the stage creaked uneasily, and in the +gloomy abyss the swaying straps beckoned me, like ghostly hands, to come +in now, and have my sufferings out at once. + +I must not omit to mention the occurrence of a circumstance which struck +me as appalling and mysterious. A lounger on the steps of the hotel, +who I had reason to suppose was not in any way connected with the stage +company, gravely descended, and, walking toward the conveyance, tried +the handle of the door, opened it, expectorated in the carriage, and +returned to the hotel with a serious demeanor. Hardly had he resumed his +position, when another individual, equally disinterested, impassively +walked down the steps, proceeded to the back of the stage, lifted it, +expectorated carefully on the axle, and returned slowly and pensively to +the hotel. A third spectator wearily disengaged himself from one of +the Ionic columns of the portico and walked to the box, remained for a +moment in serious and expectorative contemplation of the boot, and then +returned to his column. There was something so weird in this baptism +that I grew quite nervous. + +Perhaps I was out of spirits. A number of infinitesimal annoyances, +winding up with the resolute persistency of the clerk at the stage +office to enter my name misspelt on the way-bill, had not predisposed +me to cheerfulness. The inmates of the Eureka House, from a social +view-point, were not attractive. There was the prevailing opinion—so +common to many honest people—that a serious style of deportment and +conduct toward a stranger indicates high gentility and elevated station. +Obeying this principle, all hilarity ceased on my entrance to supper, +and general remark merged into the safer and uncompromising chronicle of +several bad cases of diphtheria, then epidemic at Wingdam. When I left +the dining-room, with an odd feeling that I had been supping exclusively +on mustard and tea leaves, I stopped a moment at the parlor door. A +piano, harmoniously related to the dinner-bell, tinkled responsive to +a diffident and uncertain touch. On the white wall the shadow of an +old and sharp profile was bending over several symmetrical and shadowy +curls. “I sez to Mariar, ‘Mariar’ sez I, ‘praise to the face is open +disgrace’” I heard no more. Dreading some susceptibility to sincere +expression on the subject of female loveliness, I walked away, checking +the compliment that otherwise might have risen unbidden to my lips, and +have brought shame and sorrow to the household. + +It was with the memory of these experiences resting heavily upon me that +I stood hesitatingly before the stage door. The driver, about to mount, +was for a moment illuminated by the open door of the hotel. He had +the wearied look which was the distinguishing expression of Wingdam. +Satisfied that I was properly way-billed and receipted for, he took no +further notice of me. I looked longingly at the box-seat, but he did +not respond to the appeal. I flung my carpetbag into the chasm, dived +recklessly after it, and—before I was fairly seated—with a great +sigh, a creaking of unwilling springs, complaining bolts, and harshly +expostulating axle, we moved away. Rather the hotel door slipped behind, +the sound of the piano sank to rest, and the night and its shadows moved +solemnly upon us. + +To say it was dark expressed but faintly the pitchy obscurity +that encompassed the vehicle. The roadside trees were scarcely +distinguishable as deeper masses of shadow; I knew them only by the +peculiar sodden odor that from time to time sluggishly flowed in at the +open window as we rolled by. We proceeded slowly; so leisurely that, +leaning from the carriage, I more than once detected the fragrant sigh +of some astonished cow, whose ruminating repose upon the highway we +had ruthlessly disturbed. But in the darkness our progress, more the +guidance of some mysterious instinct than any apparent volition of +our own, gave an indefinable charm of security to our journey, that a +moment’s hesitation or indecision on the part of the driver would have +destroyed. + +I had indulged a hope that in the empty vehicle I might obtain that rest +so often denied me in its crowded condition. It was a weak delusion. +When I stretched out my limbs it was only to find that the ordinary +conveniences for making several people distinctly uncomfortable were +distributed throughout my individual frame. At last, resting my arms +on the straps, by dint of much gymnastic effort I became sufficiently +composed to be aware of a more refined species of torture. The springs +of the stage, rising and falling regularly, produced a rhythmical beat, +which began to painfully absorb my attention. Slowly this thumping +merged into a senseless echo of the mysterious female of the hotel +parlor, and shaped itself into this awful and benumbing +axiom: “Praise-to-the-face-is-open-disgrace. +Praise-to-the-face-is-open-disgrace.” Inequalities of the road only +quickened its utterance or drawled it to an exasperating length. + +It was of no use to seriously consider the statement. It was of no +use to except to it indignantly. It was of no use to recall the many +instances where praise to the face had redounded to the everlasting +honor of praiser and bepraised; of no use to dwell sentimentally +on modest genius and courage lifted up and strengthened by open +commendation; of no use to except to the mysterious female,—to picture +her as rearing a thin-blooded generation on selfish and mechanically +repeated axioms,—all this failed to counteract the monotonous +repetition of this sentence. There was nothing to do but to give in, and +I was about to accept it weakly, as we too often treat other illusions +of darkness and necessity, for the time being, when I became aware of +some other annoyance that had been forcing itself upon me for the last +few moments. How quiet the driver was! + +Was there any driver? Had I any reason to suppose that he was not lying +gagged and bound on the roadside, and the highwayman, with blackened +face, who did the thing so quietly, driving me—whither? The thing is +perfectly feasible. And what is this fancy now being jolted out of me? +A story? It’s of no use to keep it back, particularly in this abysmal +vehicle, and here it comes: I am a marquis—a French marquis; French, +because the peerage is not so well known, and the country is better +adapted to romantic incident—a marquis, because the democratic reader +delights in the nobility. My name is something ligny. I am coming from +Paris to my country-seat at St. Germain. It is a dark night, and I fall +asleep and tell my honest coachman, Andre, not to disturb me, and dream +of an angel. The carriage at last stops at the chateau. It is so dark +that, when I alight, I do not recognize the face of the footman who +holds the carriage-door. But what of that?—peste! I am heavy with +sleep. The same obscurity also hides the old familiar indecencies of +the statues on the terrace; but there is a door, and it opens and shuts +behind me smartly. Then I find myself in a trap, in the presence of the +brigand who has quietly gagged poor Andre and conducted the carriage +thither. There is nothing for me to do, as a gallant French marquis, +but to say, “Parbleu!” draw my rapier, and die valorously! I am found, +a week or two after, outside a deserted cabaret near the barrier, with +a hole through my ruffled linen, and my pockets stripped. No; on second +thoughts, I am rescued,—rescued by the angel I have been dreaming of, +who is the assumed daughter of the brigand, but the real daughter of an +intimate friend. + +Looking from the window again, in the vain hope of distinguishing the +driver, I found my eyes were growing accustomed to the darkness. I could +see the distant horizon, defined by India-inky woods relieving a lighter +sky. A few stars, widely spaced in this picture, glimmering sadly. +I noticed again the infinite depth of patient sorrow in their serene +faces; and I hope that the Vandal who first applied the flippant +“twinkle” to them may not be driven melancholy mad by their reproachful +eyes. I noticed again the mystic charm of space, that imparts a sense +of individual solitude to each integer of the densest constellation, +involving the smallest star with immeasurable loneliness. Something of +this calm and solitude crept over me, and I dozed in my gloomy cavern. +When I awoke the full moon was rising. Seen from my window, it had an +indescribably unreal and theatrical effect. It was the full moon of +Norma—that remarkable celestial phenomenon which rises so palpably to +a hushed audience and a sublime andante chorus, until the Casta Diva is +sung—the “inconstant moon” that then and thereafter remains fixed in +the heavens as though it were a part of the solar system inaugurated +by Joshua. Again the white-robed Druids filed past me, again I saw that +improbable mistletoe cut from that impossible oak, and again cold chills +ran down my back with the first strain of the recitative. The thumping +springs essayed to beat time, and the private box-like obscurity of +the vehicle lent a cheap enchantment to the view. But it was a vast +improvement upon my past experience, and I hugged the fond delusion. + +My fears for the driver were dissipated with the rising moon. A familiar +sound had assured me of his presence in the full possession of at least +one of his most important functions. Frequent and full expectoration +convinced me that his lips were as yet not sealed by the gag of +highwaymen, and soothed my anxious ear. With this load lifted from my +mind, and assisted by the mild presence of Diana, who left, as when +she visited Endymion, much of her splendor outside my cavern,—I looked +around the empty vehicle. On the forward seat lay a woman’s hairpin. I +picked it up with an interest that, however, soon abated. There was no +scent of the roses to cling to it still, not even of hair-oil. No +bent or twist in its rigid angles betrayed any trait of its wearer’s +character. I tried to think that it might have been “Mariar’s.” I tried +to imagine that, confining the symmetrical curls of that girl, it might +have heard the soft compliments whispered in her ears which provoked the +wrath of the aged female. But in vain. It was reticent and unswerving in +its upright fidelity, and at last slipped listlessly through my fingers. + +I had dozed repeatedly,—waked on the threshold of oblivion by +contact with some of the angles of the coach, and feeling that I was +unconsciously assuming, in imitation of a humble insect of my childish +recollection, that spherical shape which could best resist those +impressions, when I perceived that the moon, riding high in the heavens, +had begun to separate the formless masses of the shadowy landscape. +Trees isolated, in clumps, and assemblages, changed places before +my window. The sharp outlines of the distant hills came back as in +daylight, but little softened in the dry, cold, dewless air of a +California summer night. I was wondering how late it was, and thinking +that if the horses of the night traveled as slowly as the team before +us, Faustus might have been spared his agonizing prayer, when a sudden +spasm of activity attacked my driver. A succession of whip-snappings, +like a pack of Chinese crackers, broke from the box before me. The stage +leaped forward, and when I could pick myself from under the seat, a long +white building had in some mysterious way rolled before my window. +It must be Slumgullion! As I descended from the stage I addressed the +driver:— + +“I thought you changed horses on the road?” + +“So we did. Two hours ago.” + +“That’s odd. I didn’t notice it.” + +“Must have been asleep, sir. Hope you had a pleasant nap. Bully place +for a nice quiet snooze, empty stage, sir!” + + + + +THE MAN OF NO ACCOUNT + + +His name was Fagg,—David Fagg. He came to California in ’52 with us, +in the Skyscraper. I don’t think he did it in an adventurous way. He +probably had no other place to go to. When a knot of us young fellows +would recite what splendid opportunities we resigned to go, and how +sorry our friends were to have us leave, and show daguerreotypes and +locks of hair, and talk of Mary and Susan, the man of no account used to +sit by and listen with a pained, mortified expression on his plain face, +and say nothing. I think he had nothing to say. He had no associates, +except when we patronized him; and, in point of fact, he was a good deal +of sport to us. He was always seasick whenever we had a capful of wind. +He never got his sea-legs on either. And I never shall forget how we all +laughed when Eattler took him the piece of pork on a string, and—But +you know that time-honored joke. And then we had such a splendid lark +with him. Miss Fanny Twinkler couldn’t bear the sight of him, and we +used to make Fagg think that she had taken a fancy to him, and sent him +little delicacies and books from the cabin. You ought to have witnessed +the rich scene that took place when he came up, stammering and very +sick, to thank her! Didn’t she flash up grandly, and beautifully, and +scornfully? So like “Medora,” Rattler said,—Rattler knew Byron by +heart,—and wasn’t Old Fagg awfully cut up? But he got over it, and when +Rattler fell sick at Valparaiso, Old Fagg used to nurse him. You see he +was a good sort of fellow, but he lacked manliness and spirit. He had +absolutely no idea of poetry. I’ve seen him sit stolidly by, mending his +old clothes, when Rattler delivered that stirring apostrophe of Byron’s +to the ocean. He asked Rattler once, quite seriously, if he thought +Byron was ever seasick. I don’t remember Rattler’s reply, but I know we +all laughed very much, and I have no doubt it was something good, for +Rattler was smart. + +When the Skyscraper arrived at San Francisco we had a grand “feed.” + We agreed to meet every year and perpetuate the occasion. Of course we +didn’t invite Fagg. Fagg was a steerage passenger, and it was necessary, +you see, now we were ashore, to exercise a little discretion. But Old +Fagg, as we called him,—he was only about twenty-five years old, by the +way,—was the source of immense amusement to us that day. It appeared +that he had conceived the idea that he could walk to Sacramento, and +actually started off afoot. We had a good time, and shook hands with one +another all around, and so parted. Ah, me! only eight years ago, and yet +some of those hands, then clasped in amity, have been clenched at each +other, or have dipped furtively in one another’s pockets. I know that +we didn’t dine together the next year, because young Barker swore +he wouldn’t put his feet under the same mahogany with such a very +contemptible scoundrel as that Mixer; and Nibbles, who borrowed money +at Valparaiso of young Stubbs, who was then a waiter in a restaurant, +didn’t like to meet such people. + +When I bought a number of shares in the Coyote Tunnel at Mugginsville, +in ’54, I thought I’d take a run up there and see it. I stopped at the +Empire Hotel, and after dinner I got a horse and rode round the town and +out to the claim. One of those individuals whom newspaper correspondents +call “our intelligent informant,” and to whom in all small communities +the right of answering questions is tacitly yielded, was quietly pointed +out to me. Habit had enabled him to work and talk at the same time, and +he never pretermitted either. He gave me a history of the claim, and +added: “You see, stranger (he addressed the bank before him), gold is +sure to come outer that theer claim (he put in a comma with his pick), +but the old pro-pri-e-tor (he wriggled out the word and the point of his +pick) warn’t of much account (a long stroke of the pick for a period). +He was green, and let the boys about here jump him,”—and the rest of +his sentence was confided to his hat, which he had removed to wipe his +manly brow with his red bandana. + +I asked him who was the original proprietor. + +“His name war Fagg.” + +I went to see him. He looked a little older and plainer. He had worked +hard, he said, and was getting on “so-so.” I took quite a liking to +him and patronized him to some extent. Whether I did so because I was +beginning to have a distrust for such fellows as Rattler and Mixer is +not necessary for me to state. + +You remember how the Coyote Tunnel went in, and how awfully we +shareholders were done! Well, the next thing I heard was that Rattler, +who was one of the heaviest shareholders, was up at Mugginsville keeping +bar for the proprietor of the Mugginsville Hotel, and that Old Fagg had +struck it rich, and didn’t know what to do with his money. All this was +told me by Mixer, who had been there settling up matters, and likewise +that Fagg was sweet upon the daughter of the proprietor of the aforesaid +hotel. And so by hearsay and letter I eventually gathered that old +Robins, the hotel man, was trying to get up a match between Nellie +Robins and Fagg. Nellie was a pretty, plump, and foolish little thing, +and would do just as her father wished. I thought it would be a good +thing for—Fagg if he should marry and settle down; that as a married +man he might be of some account. So I ran up to Mugginsville one day to +look after things. It did me an immense deal of good to make Rattler +mix my drinks for me,—Rattler! the gay, brilliant, and unconquerable +Rattler, who had tried to snub me two years ago! I talked to him +about Old Fagg and Nellie, particularly as I thought the subject was +distasteful. He never liked Fagg, and he was sure, he said, that Nellie +didn’t. Did Nellie like anybody else? He turned round to the mirror +behind the bar and brushed up his hair. I understood the conceited +wretch. I thought l’d put Fagg on his guard, and get him to hurry up +matters. I had a long talk with him. You could see by the way the poor +fellow acted that he was badly stuck. He sighed, and promised to pluck +up courage to hurry matters to a crisis. Nellie was a good girl, and I +think had a sort of quiet respect for Old Fagg’s unobtrusiveness. But +her fancy was already taken captive by Rattler’s superficial qualities, +which were obvious and pleasing. I don’t think Nellie was any worse than +you or I. We are more apt to take acquaintances at their apparent value +than their intrinsic worth. It’s less trouble, and except when we want +to trust them, quite as convenient. The difficulty with women is that +their feelings are apt to get interested sooner than ours, and then, you +know, reasoning is out of the question. This is what Old Fagg would have +known had he been of any account. But he wasn’t. So much the worse for +him. + +It was a few months afterward, and I was sitting in my office when in +walked Old Fagg. I was surprised to see him down, but we talked over the +current topics in that mechanical manner of people who know that they +have something else to say, but are obliged to get at it in that formal +way. After an interval, Fagg in his natural manner said,— + +“I’m going home!” + +“Going home?” + +“Yes,—that is, I think I’ll take a trip to the Atlantic States. I came +to see you, as you know I have some little property, and I have executed +a power of attorney for you to manage my affairs. I have some papers I’d +like to leave with you. Will you take charge of them?” + +“Yes,” I said. “But what of Nellie?” + +His face fell. He tried to smile, and the combination resulted in one +of the most startling and grotesque effects I ever beheld. At length he +said,— + +“I shall not marry Nellie,—that is,”—he seemed to apologize internally +for the positive form of expression,—“I think that I had better not.” + +“David Fagg,” I said with sudden severity, “you’re of no account!” + +To my astonishment, his face brightened. + +“Yes,” said he, “that’s it!—I’m of no account! But I always knew it. +You see, I thought Rattler loved that girl as well as I did, and I knew +she liked him better than she did me, and would be happier, I dare say, +with him. But then I knew that old Robins would have preferred me to +him, as I was better off,—and the girl would do as he said,—and, +you see, I thought I was kinder in the way,—and so I left. But,” he +continued, as I was about to interrupt him, “for fear the old man might +object to Rattler, I’ve lent him enough to set him up in business for +himself in Dogtown. A pushing, active, brilliant fellow, you know, like +Rattler can get along, and will soon be in his old position again,—and +you needn’t be hard on him, you know, if he doesn’t. Good-by.” + +I was too much disgusted with his treatment of that Rattler to be at all +amiable, but as his business was profitable, I promised to attend to +it, and he left. A few weeks passed. The return steamer arrived, and a +terrible incident occupied the papers for days afterwards. People in all +parts of the State conned eagerly the details of an awful shipwreck, and +those who had friends aboard went away by themselves, and read the long +list of the lost under their breath. I read of the gifted, the gallant, +the noble, and loved ones who had perished, and among them I think I was +the first to read the name of David Fagg. For the “man of no account” + had “gone home!” + + + + +NOTES BY FLOOD AND FIELD + + +PART I + +IN THE FIELD + + +It was near the close of an October day that I began to be disagreeably +conscious of the Sacramento Valley. I had been riding since sunrise, and +my course through the depressing monotony of the long level landscape +affected me more like a dull, dyspeptic dream than a business journey, +performed under that sincerest of natural phenomena,—a California sky. +The recurring stretches of brown and baked fields, the gaping fissures +in the dusty trail, the hard outline of the distant hills, and the +herds of slowly moving cattle, seemed like features of some glittering +stereoscopic picture that never changed. Active exercise might have +removed this feeling, but my horse by some subtle instinct had long +since given up all ambitious effort, and had lapsed into a dogged trot. + +It was autumn, but not the season suggested to the Atlantic reader under +that title. The sharply defined boundaries of the wet and dry seasons +were prefigured in the clear outlines of the distant hills. In the dry +atmosphere the decay of vegetation was too rapid for the slow hectic +which overtakes an Eastern landscape, or else Nature was too practical +for such thin disguises. She merely turned the Hippocratic face to the +spectator, with the old diagnosis of death in her sharp, contracted +features. + +In the contemplation of such a prospect there was little to excite any +but a morbid fancy. There were no clouds in the flinty blue heavens, and +the setting of the sun was accompanied with as little ostentation as was +consistent with the dryly practical atmosphere. Darkness soon followed, +with a rising wind, which increased as the shadows deepened on the +plain. The fringe of alder by the watercourse began to loom up as I +urged my horse forward. A half-hour’s active spurring brought me to +a corral, and a little beyond a house, so low and broad, it seemed at +first sight to be half buried in the earth. + +My second impression was that it had grown out of the soil like some +monstrous vegetable, its dreary proportions were so in keeping with the +vast prospect. There were no recesses along its roughly boarded walls +for vagrant and unprofitable shadows to lurk in the daily sunshine. No +projection for the wind by night to grow musical over, to wail, whistle, +or whisper to; only a long wooden shelf containing a chilly-looking +tin basin and a bar of soap. Its uncurtained windows were red with the +sinking sun, as though bloodshot and inflamed from a too long unlidded +existence. The tracks of cattle led to its front door, firmly closed +against the rattling wind. + +To avoid being confounded with this familiar element, I walked to the +rear of the house, which was connected with a smaller building by a +slight platform. A grizzled, hard-faced old man was standing there, and +met my salutation with a look of inquiry, and, without speaking, led +the way to the principal room. As I entered, four young men who were +reclining by the fire slightly altered their attitudes of perfect +repose, but beyond that betrayed neither curiosity nor interest. A hound +started from a dark corner with a growl, but was immediately kicked by +the old man into obscurity and silenced again. I can’t tell why, but I +instantly received the impression that for a long time the group by the +fire had not uttered a word or moved a muscle. Taking a seat, I briefly +stated my business. Was a United States surveyor. Had come on account of +the Espiritu Santo rancho. Wanted to correct the exterior boundaries +of township lines, so as to connect with the near exteriors of private +grants. There had been some intervention to the old survey by a Mr. +Tryan, who had preempted adjacent—“Settled land warrants,” interrupted +the old man. “Ah, yes! land warrants,—and then this was Mr. Tryan?” + +I had spoken mechanically, for I was preoccupied in connecting other +public lines with private surveys, as I looked in his face. It was +certainly a hard face, and reminded me of the singular effect of +that mining operation known as “ground sluicing;” the harder lines of +underlying character were exposed, and what were once plastic curves and +soft outlines were obliterated by some powerful agency. + +There was a dryness in his voice not unlike the prevailing atmosphere +of the valley, as he launched into an ex parte statement of the contest, +with a fluency which, like the wind without, showed frequent and +unrestrained expression. He told me—what I had already learned—that +the boundary line of the old Spanish grant was a creek, described in the +loose phraseology of the deseno as beginning in the valda or skirt +of the hill, its precise location long the subject of litigation. +I listened and answered with little interest, for my mind was still +distracted by the wind which swept violently by the house, as well as +by his odd face, which was again reflected in the resemblance that the +silent group by the fire bore toward him. He was still talking, and the +wind was yet blowing, when my confused attention was aroused by a remark +addressed to the recumbent figures. + +“Now, then, which on ye’ll see the stranger up the creek to Altascar’s +to-morrow?” + +There was a general movement of opposition in the group, but no decided +answer. + +“Kin you go, Kerg?” + +“Who’s to look up stock in Strarberry per-ar-ie?” + +This seemed to imply a negative, and the old man turned to another +hopeful, who was pulling the fur from a mangy bearskin on which he was +lying, with an expression as though it were somebody’s hair. + +“Well, Tom, wot’s to hinder you from goin’?” + +“Mam’s goin’ to Brown’s store at sun-up, and I s’pose I’ve got to pack +her and the baby again.” + +I think the expression of scorn this unfortunate youth exhibited for +the filial duty into which he had been evidently beguiled was one of the +finest things I had ever seen. + +“Wise?” + +Wise deigned no verbal reply, but figuratively thrust a worn and patched +boot into the discourse. The old man flushed quickly. + +“I told ye to get Brown to give you a pair the last time you war down +the river.” + +“Said he wouldn’t without an order. Said it was like pulling gum-teeth +to get the money from you even then.” + +There was a grim smile at this local hit at the old man’s parsimony, +and Wise, who was clearly the privileged wit of the family, sank back in +honorable retirement. + +“Well, Joe, ef your boots are new, and you aren’t pestered with wimmin +and children, p’r’aps you’ll go,” said Tryan, with a nervous twitching, +intended for a smile, about a mouth not remarkably mirthful. + +Tom lifted a pair of bushy eyebrows and said shortly,— + +“Got no saddle.” + +“Wot’s gone of your saddle?” + +“Kerg, there!” indicating his brother with a look such as Cain might +have worn at the sacrifice. + +“You lie!” returned Kerg cheerfully. + +Tryan sprang to his feet, seizing the chair, flourishing it around his +head and gazing furiously in the hard young faces which fearlessly met +his own. But it was only for a moment; his arm soon dropped by his side, +and a look of hopeless fatality crossed his face. He allowed me to take +the chair from his hand, and I was trying to pacify him by the assurance +that I required no guide, when the irrepressible Wise again lifted his +voice— + +“Theer’s George comin’! Why don’t ye ask him? He’ll go and introduce you +to Don Fernandy’s darter, too, ef you ain’t pertickler.” + +The laugh which followed this joke, which evidently had some domestic +allusion (the general tendency of rural pleasantry), was followed by a +light step on the platform, and the young man entered. Seeing a stranger +present, he stopped and colored, made a shy salute and colored again, +and then, drawing a box from the corner, sat down, his hands clasped +tightly together and his very handsome bright blue eyes turned frankly +on mine. + +Perhaps I was in a condition to receive the romantic impression he made +upon me, and I took it upon myself to ask his company as guide, and he +cheerfully assented. But some domestic duty called him presently away. + +The fire gleamed brightly on the hearth, and, no longer resisting the +prevailing influence, I silently watched the spirting flame, listening +to the wind which continually shook the tenement. Besides the one chair, +which had acquired a new importance in my eyes, I presently discovered a +crazy table in one corner, with an inkbottle and pen, the latter in +that greasy state of decomposition peculiar to country taverns and +farmhouses. A goodly array of rifles and double-barreled guns stocked +the corner; half a dozen saddles and blankets lay near, with a mild +flavor of the horse about them. Some deer and bear skins completed the +inventory. As I sat there, with the silent group around me, the shadowy +gloom within and the dominant wind without, I found it difficult to +believe I had ever known a different existence. My profession had often +led me to wilder scenes, but rarely among those whose unrestrained +habits and easy unconsciousness made me feel so lonely and +uncomfortable. I shrank closer to myself, not without grave +doubts—which I think occur naturally to people in like situations—that +this was the general rule of humanity, and I was a solitary and somewhat +gratuitous exception. + +It was a relief when a laconic announcement of supper by a weak-eyed +girl caused a general movement in the family. We walked across the dark +platform, which led to another low-ceiled room. Its entire length was +occupied by a table, at the further end of which a weak-eyed woman was +already taking her repast as she at the same time gave nourishment to +a weak-eyed baby. As the formalities of introduction had been dispensed +with, and as she took no notice of me, I was enabled to slip into a seat +without discomposing or interrupting her. Tryan extemporized a grace, +and the attention of the family became absorbed in bacon, potatoes, and +dried apples. + +The meal was a sincere one. Gentle gurglings at the upper end of the +table often betrayed the presence of the “wellspring of pleasure.” The +conversation generally referred to the labors of the day, and comparing +notes as to the whereabouts of missing stock. Yet the supper was such +a vast improvement upon the previous intellectual feast, that when a +chance allusion of mine to the business of my visit brought out the +elder Tryan, the interest grew quite exciting. I remember he inveighed +bitterly against the system of ranch-holding by the “Greasers,” as he +was pleased to term the native Californians. As the same ideas have been +sometimes advanced under more pretentious circumstances, they may be +worthy of record. + +“Look at ’em holdin’ the finest grazin’ land that ever lay outer doors? +Whar’s the papers for it? Was it grants? Mighty fine grants,—most of +’em made arter the ’Merrikans got possession. More fools the ’Merrikans +for lettin’ ’em hold ’em. Wat paid for ’em? ’Merrikan blood and money. + +“Didn’t they oughter have suthin’ out of their native country? Wot +for? Did they ever improve? Got a lot of yaller-skinned diggers, not so +sensible as niggers, to look arter stock, and they a-sittin’ home and +smokin’. With their gold and silver candlesticks, and missions, and +crucifixens, priests and graven idols, and sich? Them sort things +wuren’t allowed in Mizzoori.” + +At the mention of improvements I involuntarily lifted my eyes, and met +the half-laughing, half-embarrassed look of George. The act did not +escape detection, and I had at once the satisfaction of seeing that the +rest of the family had formed an offensive alliance against us. + +“It was agin nater and agin God,” added Tryan. “God never intended +gold in the rocks to be made into heathen candlesticks and crucifixens. +That’s why he sent ’Merrikans here. Nater never intended such a climate +for lazy lopers. She never gi’n six months’ sunshine to be slept and +smoked away.” + +How long he continued, and with what further illustration, I could not +say, for I took an early opportunity to escape to the sitting-room. I +was soon followed by George, who called me to an open door leading to a +smaller room, and pointed to a bed. + +“You’d better sleep there to-night,” he said; “you’ll be more +comfortable, and I’ll call you early.” + +I thanked him, and would have asked him several questions which were +then troubling me, but he shyly slipped to the door and vanished. + +A shadow seemed to fall on the room when he had gone. The “boys” + returned, one by one, and shuffled to their old places. A larger log was +thrown on the fire, and the huge chimney glowed like a furnace, but it +did not seem to melt or subdue a single line of the hard faces that +it lit. Half an hour later, the furs which had served as chairs by +day undertook the nightly office of mattresses, and each received its +owner’s full-length figure. Mr. Tryan had not returned, and I missed +George. I sat there until, wakeful and nervous, I saw the fire fall and +shadows mount the wall. There was no sound but the rushing of the +wind and the snoring of the sleepers. At last, feeling the place +insupportable, I seized my hat, and, opening the door, ran out briskly +into the night. + +The acceleration of my torpid pulse in the keen fight with the wind, +whose violence was almost equal to that of a tornado, and the familiar +faces of the bright stars above me, I felt as a blessed relief. I ran, +not knowing whither, and when I halted, the square outline of the house +was lost in the alder-bushes. An uninterrupted plain stretched before +me, like a vast sea beaten flat by the force of the gale. As I kept on I +noticed a slight elevation toward the horizon, and presently my progress +was impeded by the ascent of an Indian mound. It struck me forcibly as +resembling an island in the sea. Its height gave me a better view of +the expanding plain. But even here I found no rest. The ridiculous +interpretation Tryan had given the climate was somehow sung in my ears +and echoed in my throbbing pulse as, guided by the stars, I sought the +house again. + +But I felt fresher and more natural as I stepped upon the platform. The +door of the lower building was open, and the old man was sitting beside +the table, thumbing the leaves of a Bible with a look in his face as +though he were hunting up prophecies against the “Greaser.” I turned to +enter, but my attention was attracted by a blanketed figure lying beside +the house on the platform. The broad chest heaving with healthy slumber, +and the open, honest face were familiar. It was George, who had given up +his bed to the stranger among his people. I was about to wake him, but +he lay so peaceful and quiet, I felt awed and hushed. And I went to +bed with a pleasant impression of his handsome face and tranquil figure +soothing me to sleep. + + * * * * * + +I was awakened the next morning from a sense of lulled repose and +grateful silence by the cheery voice of George, who stood beside my bed +ostentatiously twirling a riata, as if to recall the duties of the +day to my sleep-bewildered eyes. I looked around me. The wind had been +magically laid, and the sun shone warmly through the windows. A dash +of cold water, with an extra chill on, from the tin basin, helped to +brighten me. It was still early, but the family had already breakfasted +and dispersed, and a wagon winding far in the distance showed that the +unfortunate Tom had already “packed” his relatives away. I felt more +cheerful,—there are few troubles Youth cannot distance with the start +of a good night’s rest. After a substantial breakfast, prepared by +George, in a few moments we were mounted and dashing down the plain. + +We followed the line of alder that defined the creek, now dry and baked +with summer’s heat, but which in winter, George told me, overflowed its +banks. I still retain a vivid impression of that morning’s ride; the +far-off mountains, like silhouettes, against the steel-blue sky; the +crisp, dry air, and the expanding track before me, animated often by +the well-knit figure of George Tryan, musical with jingling spurs +and picturesque with flying riata. He rode a powerful native roan, +wild-eyed, untiring in stride, and unbroken in nature. Alas! the curves +of beauty were concealed by the cumbrous machillas of the Spanish +saddle, which levels all equine distinctions. The single rein lay +loosely on the cruel bit that can gripe and, if need be, crush the jaw +it controls. + +Again the illimitable freedom of the valley rises before me as we again +bear down into sunlit space. Can this be Chu-Chu, staid and respectable +filly of American pedigree,—Chu-Chu, forgetful of plank-roads and +cobble stones, wild with excitement, twinkling her small white feet +beneath me? George laughs out of a cloud of dust, “Give her her head; +don’t you see she likes it?” and Chu-Chu seems to like it, and, whether +bitten by native tarantula into native barbarism or emulous of the roan, +“blood” asserts itself, and in a moment the peaceful servitude of years +is beaten out in the music of her clattering hoofs. The creek widens to +a deep gully. We dive into it and up on the opposite side, carrying a +moving cloud of impalpable powder with us. Cattle are scattered over the +plain, grazing quietly or banded together in vast restless herds. George +makes a wide, indefinite sweep with the riata, as if to include them all +in his vaquero’s loop, and says, “Ours!” + +“About how many, George?” + +“Don’t know.” + +“How many?” + +“Well, p’r’aps three thousand head,” says George, reflecting. “We don’t +know; takes five men to look ’em up and keep run.” + +“What are they worth?” + +“About thirty dollars a head.” + +I make a rapid calculation, and look my astonishment at the laughing +George. Perhaps a recollection of the domestic economy of the Tryan +household is expressed in that look, for George averts his eye and says +apologetically,— + +“I’ve tried to get the old man to sell and build, but you know he says +it ain’t no use to settle down just yet. We must keep movin’. In fact, +he built the shanty for that purpose, lest titles should fall through, +and we’d have to get up and move stakes farther down,” Suddenly his +quick eye detects some unusual sight in a herd we are passing, and with +an exclamation he puts his roan into the centre of the mass. I follow, +or rather Chu-Chu darts after the roan, and in a few moments we are in +the midst of apparently inextricable horns and hoofs. “Toro!” shouts +George, with vaquero enthusiasm, and the band opens a way for the +swinging riata. I can feel their steaming breaths, and their spume is +cast on Chu-Chu’s quivering flank. + +Wild, devilish-looking beasts are they; not such shapes as Jove might +have chosen to woo a goddess, nor such as peacefully range the downs of +Devon, but lean and hungry Cassius-like bovines, economically got up to +meet the exigencies of a six-months’ rainless climate, and accustomed to +wrestle with the distracting wind and the blinding dust. + +“That’s not our brand,” says George; “they’re strange stock,” and he +points to what my scientific eye recognizes as the astrological sign of +Venus deeply seared in the brown flanks of the bull he is chasing. But +the herd are closing round us with low mutterings, and George has again +recourse to the authoritative “Toro,” and with swinging riata divides +the “bossy bucklers” on either side. When we are free, and breathing +somewhat more easily, I venture to ask George if they ever attack any +one. + +“Never horsemen,—sometimes footmen. Not through rage, you know, but +curiosity. They think a man and his horse are one, and if they meet a +chap afoot, they run him down and trample him under hoof, in the +pursuit of knowledge. But,” adds George, “here’s the lower bench of the +foothills, and here’s Altascar’s corral, and that white building you see +yonder is the casa.” + +A whitewashed wall inclosed a court containing another adobe building, +baked with the solar beams of many summers. Leaving our horses in the +charge of a few peons in the courtyard, who were basking lazily in the +sun, we entered a low doorway, where a deep shadow and an agreeable +coolness fell upon us, as sudden and grateful as a plunge in cool water, +from its contrast with the external glare and heat. In the centre of a +low-ceiled apartment sat an old man with a black silk handkerchief tied +about his head, the few gray hairs that escaped from its folds relieving +his gamboge-colored face. The odor of cigarritos was as incense added to +the cathedral gloom of the building. + +As Senor Altascar rose with well-bred gravity to receive us, George +advanced with such a heightened color, and such a blending of tenderness +and respect in his manner, that I was touched to the heart by so much +devotion in the careless youth. In fact, my eyes were still dazzled by +the effect of the outer sunshine, and at first I did not see the white +teeth and black eyes of Pepita, who slipped into the corridor as we +entered. + +It was no pleasant matter to disclose particulars of business which +would deprive the old senor of the greater part of that land we had +just ridden over, and I did it with great embarrassment. But he listened +calmly,—not a muscle of his dark face stirring,—and the smoke curling +placidly from his lips showed his regular respiration. When I had +finished, he offered quietly to accompany us to the line of demarcation. +George had meanwhile disappeared, but a suspicious conversation in +broken Spanish and English in the corridor betrayed his vicinity. When +he returned again, a little absent-minded, the old man, by far the +coolest and most self-possessed of the party, extinguished his black +silk cap beneath that stiff, uncomely sombrero which all native +Californians affect. A serapa thrown over his shoulders hinted that he +was waiting. Horses are always ready saddled in Spanish ranchos, and in +half an hour from the time of our arrival we were again loping in the +staring sunlight. But not as cheerfully as before. George and myself +were weighed down by restraint, and Altascar was gravely quiet. To break +the silence, and by way of a consolatory essay, I hinted to him that +there might be further intervention or appeal, but the proffered oil +and wine were returned with a careless shrug of the shoulders and a +sententious “Que bueno? Your courts are always just.” + +The Indian mound of the previous night’s discovery was a bearing +monument of the new line, and there we halted. We were surprised to find +the old man Tryan waiting us. For the first time during our interview +the old Spaniard seemed moved, and the blood rose in his yellow cheek. I +was anxious to close the scene, and pointed out the corner boundaries as +clearly as my recollection served. + +“The deputies will be here to-morrow to run the lines from this initial +point, and there will be no further trouble, I believe, gentlemen.” + +Senor Altascar had dismounted and was gathering a few tufts of dried +grass in his hands. George and I exchanged glances. He presently arose +from his stooping posture, and advancing to within a few paces of Joseph +Tryan, said in a voice broken with passion,— + +“And I, Fernando Jesus Maria Altascar, put you in possession of my land +in the fashion of my country.” + +He threw a sod to each of the cardinal points. + +“I don’t know your courts, your judges, or your corregidores. Take the +llano!—and take this with it. May the drought seize your cattle till +their tongues hang down as long as those of your lying lawyers! May it +be the curse and torment of your old age, as you and yours have made it +of mine!” + +We stepped between the principal actors in this scene, which only the +passion of Altascar made tragical, but Tryan, with a humility but ill +concealing his triumph, interrupted,— + +“Let him curse on. He’ll find ’em coming home to him sooner than the +cattle he has lost through his sloth and pride. The Lord is on the side +of the just, as well as agin all slanderers and revilers.” + +Altascar but half guessed the meaning of the Missourian, yet +sufficiently to drive from his mind all but the extravagant power of his +native invective. + +“Stealer of the sacrament! Open not!—open not, I say, your lying Judas +lips to me! Ah! half-breed, with the soul of a coyote!—Car-r-r-ramba!” + With his passion reverberating among the consonants like distant +thunder, he laid his hand upon the mane of his horse as though it had +been the gray locks of his adversary, swung himself into the saddle, and +galloped away. + +George turned to me. + +“Will you go back with us to-night?” + +I thought of the cheerless walls, the silent figures by the fire, and +the roaring wind, and hesitated. + +“Well, then, good-by.” + +“Good-by, George.” + +Another wring of the hands, and we parted. I had not ridden far, when I +turned and looked back. The wind had risen early that afternoon, and was +already sweeping across the plain. A cloud of dust traveled before it, +and a picturesque figure occasionally emerging therefrom was my last +indistinct impression of George Tryan. + + + + +PART II + +IN THE FLOOD + + +Three months after the survey of the Espiritu Santo rancho I was again +in the valley of the Sacramento. But a general and terrible visitation +had erased the memory of that event as completely as I supposed it had +obliterated the boundary monuments I had planted. The great flood of +1861–62 was at its height when, obeying some indefinite yearning, I took +my carpetbag and embarked for the inundated valley. + +There was nothing to be seen from the bright cabin windows of the +Golden City but night deepening over the water. The only sound was the +pattering rain, and that had grown monotonous for the past two weeks, +and did not disturb the national gravity of my countrymen as they +silently sat around the cabin stove. Some on errands of relief to +friends and relatives wore anxious faces, and conversed soberly on +the one absorbing topic. Others like myself, attracted by curiosity, +listened eagerly to newer details. But, with that human disposition to +seize upon any circumstance that might give chance event the exaggerated +importance of instinct, I was half conscious of something more than +curiosity as an impelling motive. + +The dripping of rain, the low gurgle of water, and a leaden sky greeted +us the next morning as we lay beside the half-submerged levee of +Sacramento. Here, however, the novelty of boats to convey us to the +hotels was an appeal that was irresistible. I resigned myself to a +dripping rubber-cased mariner called Joe, and wrapping myself in a +shining cloak of the like material, about as suggestive of warmth as +court-plaster might have been, took my seat in the stern sheets of his +boat. It was no slight inward struggle to part from the steamer, that to +most of the passengers was the only visible connecting link between +us and the dry and habitable earth, but we pulled away and entered the +city, stemming a rapid current as we shot the levee. + +We glided up the long level of K Street,—once a cheerful busy +thoroughfare, now distressing in its silent desolation. The turbid +water, which seemed to meet the horizon edge before us, flowed at right +angles in sluggish rivers through the streets. Nature had revenged +herself on the local taste by disarraying the regular rectangles by +huddling houses on street corners, where they presented abrupt gables to +the current, or by capsizing them in compact ruin. Crafts of all kinds +were gliding in and out of low-arched doorways. The water was over the +top of the fences surrounding well-kept gardens, in the first stories +of hotels and private dwellings, trailing its slime on velvet carpets as +well as roughly boarded floors. And a silence quite as suggestive as the +visible desolation was in the voiceless streets that no longer echoed +to carriage-wheel or footfall. The low ripple of water, the occasional +splash of oars, or the warning cry of boatmen were the few signs of life +and habitation. + +With such scenes before my eyes and such sounds in my ears, as I lie +lazily in the boat, is mingled the song of my gondolier, who sings to +the music of his oars. It is not quite as romantic as his brother of +the Lido might improvise, but my Yankee Giuseppe has the advantage of +earnestness and energy, and gives a graphic description of the terrors +of the past week and of noble deeds of self-sacrifice and devotion, +occasionally pointing out a balcony from which some California Bianca +or Laura had been snatched, half-clothed and famished. Giuseppe is +otherwise peculiar, and refuses the proffered fare, for—am I not a +citizen of San Francisco, which was first to respond to the suffering +cry of Sacramento? and is not he, Giuseppe, a member of the Howard +Society? No, Giuseppe is poor, but cannot take my money. Still, if I +must spend it, there is the Howard Society, and the women and children +without food and clothing at the Agricultural Hall. I thank the generous +gondolier, and we go to the Hall,—a dismal, bleak place, ghastly with +the memories of last year’s opulence and plenty,—and here Giuseppe’s +fare is swelled by the stranger’s mite. But here Giuseppe tells me of +the “Relief Boat” which leaves for the flooded district in the interior, +and here, profiting by the lesson he has taught me, I make the resolve +to turn my curiosity to the account of others, and am accepted of those +who go forth to succor and help the afflicted. Giuseppe takes charge of +my carpetbag, and does not part from me until I stand on the slippery +deck of Relief Boat No. 3. + +An hour later I am in the pilot-house, looking down upon what was once +the channel of a peaceful river. But its banks are only defined by +tossing tufts of willow washed by the long swell that breaks over a +vast inland sea. Stretches of tule land fertilized by its once regular +channel, and dotted by nourishing ranchos, are now cleanly erased. +The cultivated profile of the old landscape had faded. Dotted lines in +symmetrical perspective mark orchards that are buried and chilled in the +turbid flood. The roofs of a few farmhouses are visible, and here and +there the smoke curling from chimneys of half-submerged tenements +shows an undaunted life within. Cattle and sheep are gathered on Indian +mounds, waiting the fate of their companions, whose carcases drift by +us or swing in eddies with the wrecks of barns and outhouses. Wagons +are stranded everywhere where the tide could carry them. As I wipe the +moistened glass, I see nothing but water, pattering on the deck from the +lowering clouds, dashing against the window, dripping from the willows, +hissing by the wheels, everywhere washing, coiling, sapping, hurrying in +rapids, or swelling at last into deeper and vaster lakes, awful in their +suggestive quiet and concealment. + +As day fades into night the monotony of this strange prospect grows +oppressive. I seek the engine-room, and in the company of some of the +few half-drowned sufferers we have already picked up from temporary +rafts, I forget the general aspect of desolation in their individual +misery. Later we meet the San Francisco packet, and transfer a number +of our passengers. From them we learn how inward-bound vessels report +to having struck the well-defined channel of the Sacramento fifty +miles beyond the bar. There is a voluntary contribution taken among the +generous travelers for the use of our afflicted, and we part company +with a hearty “God speed” on either side. But our signal lights are not +far distant before a familiar sound comes back to us,—an indomitable +Yankee cheer,—which scatters the gloom. + +Our course is altered, and we are steaming over the obliterated banks +far in the interior. Once or twice black objects loom up near us,—the +wrecks of houses floating by. There is a slight rift in the sky towards +the north, and a few bearing stars to guide us over the waste. As we +penetrate into shallower water, it is deemed advisable to divide our +party into smaller boats, and diverge over the submerged prairie. I +borrow a pea-coat of one of the crew, and in that practical disguise +am doubtfully permitted to pass into one of the boats. We give way +northerly. It is quite dark yet, although the rift of cloud has widened. + +It must have been about three o’clock, and we were lying upon our oars +in an eddy formed by a clump of cottonwood, and the light of the steamer +is a solitary bright star in the distance, when the silence is broken by +the “bow oar”:— + +“Light ahead.” + +All eyes are turned in that direction. In a few seconds a twinkling +light appears, shines steadily, and again disappears, as if by the +shifting position of some black object apparently drifting close upon +us. + +“Stern, all!—a steamer!” + +“Hold hard, there! Steamer be d——d!” is the reply of the coxswain. +“It’s a house, and a big one too.” + +It is a big one, looming in the starlight like a huge fragment of the +darkness. The light comes from a single candle which shines through a +window as the great shape swings by. Some recollection is drifting back +to me with it, as I listen with beating heart. + +“There’s some one in it, by heavens! Give way, boys,—lay her alongside. +Handsomely, now! The door’s fastened; try the window; no! here’s +another!” + +In another moment we are trampling in the water, which washes the floor +to the depth of several inches. It is a large room, at the farther end +of which an old man is sitting, wrapped in a blanket, holding a candle +in one hand, and apparently absorbed in the book he holds with the +other. I spring toward him with an exclamation:— + +“Joseph Tryan!” + +He does not move. We gather closer to him, and I lay my hand gently on +his shoulder, and say,— + +“Look up, old man, look up! Your wife and children, where are they? The +boys,—George! Are they here? are they safe?” + +He raises his head slowly, and turns his eyes to mine, and we +involuntarily recoil before his look. It is a calm and quiet glance, +free from fear, anger, or pain; but it somehow sends the blood curdling +through our veins. He bowed his head over his book again, taking no +further notice of us. The men look at me compassionately and hold their +peace. I make one more effort:— + +“Joseph Tryan, don’t you know me—the surveyor who surveyed your +ranch,—the Espiritu Santo? Look up, old man!” + +He shuddered and wrapped himself closer in his blanket. Presently he +repeated to himself, “The surveyor who surveyed your ranch, Espiritu +Santo,” over and over again, as though it were a lesson he was trying to +fix in his memory. + +I was turning sadly to the boatmen, when he suddenly caught me fearfully +by the hand, and said:— + +“Hush!” + +We were silent. + +“Listen!” He puts his arm around my neck, and whispers in my ear, “I’m +_a-moving off!_” + +“Moving off?” + +“Hush! Don’t speak so loud. Moving off! Ah! wot’s that? Don’t you +hear?—there!—listen!” + +We listen, and hear the water gurgle and click beneath the floor. + +“It’s them wot he sent I—old Altascar sent. They’ve been here all +night. I heard ’em first in the creek, when they came to tell the old +man to move farther off. They came nearer and nearer. They whispered +under the door, and I saw their eyes on the step,—their cruel, hard +eyes. Ah! why don’t they quit?” + +I tell the men to search the room and see if they can find any farther +traces of the family, while Tryan resumes his old attitude. It is +so much like the figure I remember on the breezy night, that a +superstitious feeling is fast overcoming me. When they have returned, I +tell them briefly what I know of him, and the old man murmurs again,— + +“Why don’t they quit, then? They have the stock,—all gone—gone,—gone +for the hides and hoofs,” and he groans bitterly. + +“There are other boats below us. The shanty cannot have drifted far, and +perhaps the family are safe by this time,” says the coxswain hopefully. + +We lift the old man up, for he is quite helpless, and carry him to +the boat. He is still grasping the Bible in his right hand, though its +strengthening grace is blank to his vacant eye, and he cowers in the +stern as we pull slowly to the steamer, while a pale gleam in the sky +shows the coming day. + +I was weary with excitement, and when we reached the steamer, and I had +seen Joseph Tryan comfortably bestowed, I wrapped myself in a blanket +near the boiler and presently fell asleep. But even then the figure of +the old man often started before me, and a sense of uneasiness about +George made a strong undercurrent to my drifting dreams. I was awakened +at about eight o’clock in the morning by the engineer, who told me one +of the old man’s sons had been picked up and was now on board. + +“Is it George Tryan?” I ask quickly. + +“Don’t know; but he’s a sweet one, whoever he is,” adds the engineer, +with a smile at some luscious remembrance. “You’ll find him for’ard.” + +I hurry to the bow of the boat, and find not George, but the +irrepressible Wise, sitting on a coil of rope, a little dirtier and +rather more dilapidated than I can remember having seen him. + +He is examining, with apparent admiration, some rough, dry clothes +that have been put out for his disposal. I cannot help thinking that +circumstances have somewhat exalted his usual cheerfulness. He puts me +at ease by at once addressing me:— + +“These are high old times, ain’t they? I say, what do you reckon’s +become o’ them thar bound’ry moniments you stuck? Ah!” + +The pause which succeeds this outburst is the effect of a spasm of +admiration at a pair of high boots, which, by great exertion, he has at +last pulled on his feet. + +“So you’ve picked up the ole man in the shanty, clean crazy? He must +have been soft to have stuck there instead o’ leavin’ with the old +woman. Didn’t know me from Adam; took me for George!” + +At this affecting instance of paternal forgetfulness, Wise was +evidently divided between amusement and chagrin. I took advantage of the +contending emotions to ask about George. + +“Don’t know whar he is! If he’d tended stock instead of running about +the prairie, packin’ off wimmin and children, he might have saved +suthin’. He lost every hoof and hide, I’ll bet a cooky! Say, you,” to +a passing boatman, “when are you goin’ to give us some grub? I’m hungry +’nough to skin and eat a hoss. Reckon I’ll turn butcher when things is +dried up, and save hides, horns, and taller.” + +I could not but admire this indomitable energy, which under softer +climatic influences might have borne such goodly fruit. + +“Have you any idea what you’ll do, Wise?” I ask. + +“Thar ain’t much to do now,” says the practical young man. “I’ll have to +lay over a spell, I reckon, till things comes straight. The land ain’t +worth much now, and won’t be, I dessay, for some time. Wonder whar the +ole man’ll drive stakes next.” + +“I meant as to your father and George, Wise.” + +“Oh, the ole man and I’ll go on to Miles’s, whar Tom packed the old +woman and babies last week. George’ll turn up somewhar atween this and +Altascar’s, ef he ain’t thar now.” + +I ask how the Altascars have suffered. + +“Well, I reckon he ain’t lost much in stock. I shouldn’t wonder if +George helped him drive ’em up the foothills. And his casa’s built +too high. Oh, thar ain’t any water thar, you bet. Ah!” says Wise, with +reflective admiration, “those Greasers ain’t the darned fools people +thinks ’em. I’ll bet thar ain’t one swamped out in all ’er Californy.” + But the appearance of “grub” cut this rhapsody short. + +“I shall keep on a little farther,” I say, “and try to find George.” + +Wise stared a moment at this eccentricity until a new light dawned upon +him. + +“I don’t think you’ll save much. What’s the percentage,—workin’ on +shares, eh?” + +I answer that I am only curious, which I feel lessens his opinion of me, +and with a sadder feeling than his assurance of George’s safety might +warrant, I walked away. + +From others whom we picked up from time to time we heard of George’s +self-sacrificing devotion, with the praises of the many he had helped +and rescued. But I did not feel disposed to return until I had seen +him, and soon prepared myself to take a boat to the lower valda of the +foothills, and visit Altascar. I soon perfected my arrangements, bade +farewell to Wise, and took a last look at the old man, who was sitting +by the furnace fires quite passive and composed. Then our boat-head +swung round, pulled by sturdy and willing hands. + +It was again raining, and a disagreeable wind had risen. Our course lay +nearly west, and we soon knew by the strong current that we were in the +creek of the Espiritu Santo. From time to time the wrecks of barns +were seen, and we passed many half-submerged willows hung with farming +implements. + +We emerge at last into a broad silent sea. It is the llano de Espiritu +Santo. As the wind whistles by me, piling the shallower fresh water into +mimic waves, I go back, in fancy, to the long ride of October over that +boundless plain, and recall the sharp outlines of the distant hills +which are now lost in the lowering clouds. The men are rowing silently, +and I find my mind, released from its tension, growing benumbed and +depressed as then. The water, too, is getting more shallow as we leave +the banks of the creek, and with my hand dipped listlessly over the +thwarts, I detect the tops of chimisal, which shows the tide to have +somewhat fallen. There is a black mound, bearing to the north of the +line of alder, making an adverse current, which, as we sweep to the +right to avoid it, I recognize. We pull close alongside, and I call to +the men to stop. + +There was a stake driven near its summit with the initials, “L. E. S. +I.” Tied halfway down was a curiously worked riata. It was George’s. It +had been cut with some sharp instrument, and the loose gravelly soil of +the mound was deeply dented with horse’s hoofs. The stake was covered +with horsehairs. It was a record, but no clue. + +The wind had grown more violent, as we still fought our way forward, +resting and rowing by turns, and oftener “poling” the shallower surface, +but the old valda, or bench, is still distant. My recollection of the +old survey enables me to guess the relative position of the meanderings +of the creek, and an occasional simple professional experiment to +determine the distance gives my crew the fullest faith in my ability. +Night overtakes us in our impeded progress. Our condition looks more +dangerous than it really is, but I urge the men, many of whom are still +new in this mode of navigation, to greater exertion by assurance of +perfect safety and speedy relief ahead. We go on in this way until about +eight o’clock, and ground by the willows. We have a muddy walk for a few +hundred yards before we strike a dry trail, and simultaneously the white +walls of Altascar’s appear like a snow-bank before us. Lights are moving +in the courtyard; but otherwise the old tomb-like repose characterizes +the building. + +One of the peons recognized me as I entered the court, and Altascar met +me on the corridor. + +I was too weak to do more than beg his hospitality for the men who had +dragged wearily with me. He looked at my hand, which still unconsciously +held the broken riata. I began, wearily, to tell him about George and +my fears, but with a gentler courtesy than was even his wont, he gravely +laid his hand on my shoulder. + +“Poco a poco, senor,—not now. You are tired, you have hunger, you have +cold. Necessary it is you should have peace.” + +He took us into a small room and poured out some French cognac, which +he gave to the men that had accompanied me. They drank, and threw +themselves before the fire in the larger room. The repose of the +building was intensified that night, and I even fancied that the +footsteps on the corridor were lighter and softer. The old Spaniard’s +habitual gravity was deeper; we might have been shut out from the world +as well as the whistling storm, behind those ancient walls with their +time-worn inheritor. + +Before I could repeat my inquiry he retired. In a few minutes two +smoking dishes of chupa with coffee were placed before us, and my men +ate ravenously. I drank the coffee, but my excitement and weariness kept +down the instincts of hunger. + +I was sitting sadly by the fire when he reentered. + +“You have eat?” + +I said, “Yes,” to please him. + +“Bueno, eat when you can,—food and appetite are not always.” + +He said this with that Sancho-like simplicity with which most of his +countrymen utter a proverb, as though it were an experience rather than +a legend, and, taking the riata from the floor, held it almost tenderly +before him. + +“It was made by me, senor.” + +“I kept it as a clue to him, Don Altascar,” I said. “If I could find +him”— + +“He is here.” + +“Here! and”—but I could not say, “well!” I understood the gravity of +the old man’s face, the hushed footfalls, the tomb-like repose of the +building, in an electric flash of consciousness: I held the clue to the +broken riata at last. Altascar took my hand, and we crossed the corridor +to a sombre apartment. A few tall candles were burning in sconces before +the window. + +In an alcove there was a deep bed with its counterpane, pillows, and +sheets heavily edged with lace, in all that splendid luxury which the +humblest of these strange people lavish upon this single item of their +household. I stepped beside it and saw George lying, as I had seen him +one before, peacefully at rest. But a greater sacrifice than that he had +known was here, and his generous heart was stilled forever. + +“He was honest and brave,” said the old man, and turned away. + +There was another figure in the room; a heavy shawl drawn over her +graceful outline, and her long black hair hiding the hands that +buried her downcast face. I did not seem to notice her, and, retiring +presently, left the loving and loved together. + +When we were again beside the crackling fire, in the shifting shadows +of the great chamber, Altascar told me how he had that morning met the +horse of George Tryan swimming on the prairie; how that, farther on, he +found him lying, quite cold and dead, with no marks or bruises on his +person; that he had probably become exhausted in fording the creek, and +that he had as probably reached the mound only to die for want of that +help he had so freely given to others; that, as a last act, he had freed +his horse. These incidents were corroborated by many who collected +in the great chamber that evening,—women and children,—most of them +succored through the devoted energies of him who lay cold and lifeless +above. + +He was buried in the Indian mound,—the single spot of strange perennial +greenness, which the poor aborigines had raised above the dusty plain. A +little slab of sandstone with the initials “G. T.” is his monument, +and one of the bearings of the initial corner of the new survey of the +Espiritu Santo rancho. + + + + +WAITING FOR THE SHIP + +A FORT POINT IDYL + + +About an hour’s ride from the Plaza there is a high bluff with the +ocean breaking uninterruptedly along its rocky beach. There are several +cottages on the sands, which look as if they had recently been cast up +by a heavy sea. The cultivated patch behind each tenement is fenced in +by bamboos, broken spars, and driftwood. With its few green cabbages and +turnip-tops, each garden looks something like an aquarium with the water +turned off. In fact you would not be surprised to meet a merman digging +among the potatoes, or a mermaid milking a sea-cow hard by. + +Near this place formerly arose a great semaphoric telegraph, with its +gaunt arms tossed up against the horizon. It has been replaced by an +observatory, connected with an electric nerve to the heart of the great +commercial city. From this point the incoming ships are signaled, and +again checked off at the City Exchange. And while we are here, looking +for the expected steamer, let me tell you a story. + +Not long ago, a simple, hard-working mechanic had amassed sufficient by +diligent labor in the mines to send home for his wife and two children. +He arrived in San Francisco a month before the time the ship was due, +for he was a Western man, and had made the overland journey, and knew +little of ships or seas or gales. He procured work in the city, but as +the time approached he would go to the shipping office regularly every +day. The month passed, but the ship came not; then a month and a week, +two weeks, three weeks, two months, and then a year. The rough, patient +face, with soft lines overlying its hard features, which had become a +daily apparition at the shipping-agent’s, then disappeared. It turned +up one afternoon at the observatory as the setting sun relieved the +operator from his duties. There was something so childlike and simple +in the few questions asked by this stranger, touching his business, that +the operator spent some time to explain. When the mystery of signals and +telegraphs was unfolded, the stranger had one more question to ask. “How +long might a vessel be absent before they would give up expecting her?” + The operator couldn’t tell; it would depend on circumstances. Would it +be a year? Yes, it might be a year, and vessels had been given up for +lost after two years and had come home. The stranger put his rough hand +on the operator’s, and thanked him for his “troubil,” and went away. + +Still the ship came not. Stately clippers swept into the Gate, and +merchantmen went by with colors flying, and the welcoming gun of the +steamer often reverberated among the hills. Then the patient face, with +the old resigned expression, but a brighter, wistful look in the eye, +was regularly met on the crowded decks of the steamer as she disembarked +her living freight. He may have had a dimly defined hope that the +missing ones might yet come this way, as only another road over that +strange unknown expanse. But he talked with ship captains and sailors, +and even this last hope seemed to fail. When the careworn face and +bright eyes were presented again at the observatory, the operator, +busily engaged, could not spare time to answer foolish interrogatories, +so he went away. But as night fell, he was seen sitting on the rocks +with his face turned seaward, and was seated there all that night. When +he became hopelessly insane, for that was what the physicians said made +his eyes so bright and wistful, he was cared for by a fellow craftsman +who had known his troubles. He was allowed to indulge his fancy of going +out to watch for the ship, in which she “and the children” were, at +night, when no one else was watching. He had made up his mind that the +ship would come in at night. This, and the idea that he would relieve +the operator, who would be tired with watching all day, seemed to please +him. So he went out and relieved the operator every night! + +For two years the ships came and went. He was there to see the +outward-bound clipper, and greet her on her return. He was known only +by a few who frequented the place. When he was missed at last from his +accustomed spot, a day or two elapsed before any alarm was felt. One +Sunday, a party of pleasure-seekers clambering over the rocks were +attracted by the barking of a dog that had run on before them. When they +came up they found a plainly dressed man lying there dead. There were a +few papers in his pocket,—chiefly slips cut from different journals of +old marine memoranda,—and his face was turned towards the distant sea. + + + + +A NIGHT AT WINGDAM + + +I had been stage-ridden and bewildered all day, and when we swept down +with the darkness into the Arcadian hamlet of Wingdam I resolved to go +no farther, and rolled out in a gloomy and dyspeptic state. The effects +of a mysterious pie, and some sweetened carbonic acid known to the +proprietor of the Half-way House as “lemming sody,” still oppressed +me. Even the facetia of the gallant expressman, who knew everybody’s +Christian name along the route, who rained letters, newspapers, and +bundles from the top of the stage, whose legs frequently appeared in +frightful proximity to the wheels, who got on and off while we were +going at full speed, whose gallantry, energy, and superior knowledge of +travel crushed all us other passengers to envious silence, and who just +then was talking with several persons and manifestly doing something +else at the same time,—even this had failed to interest me. So I stood +gloomily, clutching my shawl and carpetbag, and watched the stage roll +away, taking a parting look at the gallant expressman as he hung on +the top rail with one leg, and lit his cigar from the pipe of a running +footman. I then turned toward the Wingdam Temperance Hotel. + +It may have been the weather, or it may have been the pie, but I was not +impressed favorably with the house. Perhaps it was the name extending +the whole length of the building, with a letter under each window, +making the people who looked out dreadfully conspicuous. Perhaps it was +that “Temperance” always suggested to my mind rusks and weak tea. It was +uninviting. It might have been called the “Total Abstinence” Hotel, +from the lack of anything to intoxicate or inthrall the senses. It was +designed with an eye to artistic dreariness. It was so much too large +for the settlement that it appeared to be a very slight improvement +on outdoors. It was unpleasantly new. There was the forest flavor of +dampness about it, and a slight spicing of pine. Nature outraged, +but not entirely subdued, sometimes broke out afresh in little round, +sticky, resinous tears on the doors and windows. It seemed to me that +boarding there must seem like a perpetual picnic. As I entered the door, +a number of the regular boarders rushed out of a long room, and set +about trying to get the taste of something out of their mouths, by +the application of tobacco in various forms. A few immediately ranged +themselves around the fireplace, with their legs over each other’s +chairs, and in that position silently resigned themselves to +indigestion. Remembering the pie, I waived the invitation of the +landlord to supper, but suffered myself to be conducted into the +sitting-room. “Mine host” was a magnificent-looking, heavily bearded +specimen of the animal man. He reminded me of somebody or something +connected with the drama. I was sitting beside the fire, mutely +wondering what it could be, and trying to follow the particular chord +of memory thus touched into the intricate past, when a little +delicate-looking woman appeared at the door, and, leaning heavily +against the casing, said in an exhausted tone, “Husband!” As the +landlord turned toward her, that particular remembrance flashed before +me in a single line of blank verse. It was this: “Two souls with but one +single thought, two hearts that beat as one.” + +It was Ingomar and Parthenia his wife. I imagined a different denouement +from the play. Ingomar had taken Parthenia back to the mountains, and +kept a hotel for the benefit of the Alemanni, who resorted there in +large numbers. Poor Parthenia was pretty well fagged out, and did all +the work without “help.” She had two “young barbarians,” a boy and a +girl. She was faded, but still good-looking. + +I sat and talked with Ingomar, who seemed perfectly at home, and told +me several stories of the Alemanni, all bearing a strong flavor of +the wilderness, and being perfectly in keeping with the house. How he, +Ingomar, had killed a certain dreadful “b’ar,” whose skin was just up +“yar,” over his bed. How he, Ingomar, had killed several “bucks,” whose +skins had been prettily fringed and embroidered by Parthenia, and even +now clothed him. How he, Ingomar, had killed several “Injins,” and was +once nearly scalped himself. All this with that ingenious candor which +is perfectly justifiable in a barbarian, but which a Greek might feel +inclined to look upon as “blowing.” Thinking of the wearied Parthenia, I +began to consider for the first time that perhaps she had better married +the old Greek. Then she would at least have always looked neat. Then she +would not have worn a woolen dress flavored with all the dinners of the +past year. Then she would not have been obliged to wait on the table +with her hair half down. Then the two children would not have hung about +her skirts with dirty fingers, palpably dragging her down day by day. I +suppose it was the pie which put such heartless and improper ideas in +my head, and so I rose up and told Ingomar I believed I’d go to bed. +Preceded by that redoubtable barbarian and a flaring tallow candle, I +followed him upstairs to my room. It was the only single room he had, +he told me; he had built it for the convenience of married parties who +might stop here, but, that event not happening yet, he had left it half +furnished. It had cloth on one side, and large cracks on the other. The +wind, which always swept over Wingdam at night-time, puffed through the +apartment from different apertures. The window was too small for the +hole in the side of the house where it hung, and rattled noisily. +Everything looked cheerless and dispiriting. Before Ingomar left me, +he brought that “b’arskin,” and throwing it over the solemn bier which +stood in one corner, told me he reckoned that would keep me warm, and +then bade me good-night. I undressed myself, the light blowing out in +the middle of that ceremony, crawled under the “b’arskin,” and tried to +compose myself to sleep. + +But I was staringly wide awake. I heard the wind sweep down the +mountain-side, and toss the branches of the melancholy pine, and then +enter the house, and try all the doors along the passage. Sometimes +strong currents of air blew my hair all over the pillow, as with strange +whispering breaths. The green timber along the walls seemed to be +sprouting, and sent a dampness even through the “b’arskin.” I felt like +Robinson Crusoe in his tree, with the ladder pulled up,—or like the +rocked baby of the nursery song. After lying awake half an hour, I +regretted having stopped at Wingdam; at the end of the third quarter, I +wished I had not gone to bed; and when a restless hour passed, I got up +and dressed myself. There had been a fire down in the big room. Perhaps +it was still burning. I opened the door and groped my way along the +passage, vocal with the snores of the Alemanni and the whistling of the +night wind; I partly fell downstairs, and at last entering the big room, +saw the fire still burning. I drew a chair toward it, poked it with +my foot, and was astonished to see, by the upspringing flash, that +Parthenia was sitting there also, holding a faded-looking baby. + +I asked her why she was sitting up. + +“She did not go to bed on Wednesday night before the mail arrived, and +then she awoke her husband, and there were passengers to ’tend to.” + +“Did she not get tired sometimes?” + +“A little, but Abner” (the barbarian’s Christian name) “had +promised to get her more help next spring, if business was good.” + +“How many boarders had she?” + +“She believed about forty came to regular meals, and there was transient +custom, which was as much as she and her husband could ’tend to. But +_he_ did a great deal of work.” + +“What work?” + +“Oh, bringing in the wood, and looking after the traders’ things.” + +“How long had she been married?” + +“About nine years. She had lost a little girl and boy. Three children +living. _He_ was from Illinois. She from Boston. Had an education +(Boston Female High School,—Geometry, Algebra, a little Latin and +Greek). Mother and father died. Came to Illinois alone, to teach school. +Saw _him_—yes—a love match.” (“Two souls,” etc., etc.) “Married and +emigrated to Kansas. Thence across the Plains to California. Always on +the outskirts of civilization. _He_ liked it. + +“She might sometimes have wished to go home. Would like to on account +of her children. Would like to give them an education. Had taught them +a little herself, but couldn’t do much on account of other work. Hoped +that the boy would be like his father, strong and hearty. Was fearful +the girl would be more like her. Had often thought she was not fit for a +pioneer’s wife.” + +“Why?” + +“Oh, she was not strong enough, and had seen some of his friends’ wives +in Kansas who could do more work. But he never complained,—he was so +kind.” (“Two souls,” etc.) + +Sitting there with her head leaning pensively on one hand, holding the +poor, wearied, and limp-looking baby wearily on the other arm, dirty, +drabbled, and forlorn, with the firelight playing upon her features no +longer fresh or young, but still refined and delicate, and even in her +grotesque slovenliness still bearing a faint reminiscence of birth and +breeding, it was not to be wondered that I did not fall into excessive +raptures over the barbarian’s kindness. Emboldened by my sympathy, she +told me how she had given up, little by little, what she imagined to be +the weakness of her early education, until she found that she acquired +but little strength in her new experience. How, translated to a +backwoods society, she was hated by the women, and called proud and +“fine,” and how her dear husband lost popularity on that account with +his fellows. How, led partly by his roving instincts, and partly from +other circumstances, he started with her to California. An account of +that tedious journey. How it was a dreary, dreary waste in her memory, +only a blank plain marked by a little cairn of stones,—a child’s +grave. How she had noticed that little Willie failed. How she had called +Abner’s attention to it, but, man-like, he knew nothing about children, +and pooh-poohed it, and was worried by the stock. How it happened that +after they had passed Sweetwater she was walking beside the wagon one +night, and looking at the western sky, and she heard a little voice say +“Mother.” How she looked into the wagon and saw that little Willie was +sleeping comfortably and did not wish to wake him. How that in a few +moments more she heard the same voice saying “Mother.” How she came +back to the wagon and leaned down over him, and felt his breath upon her +face, and again covered him up tenderly, and once more resumed her weary +journey beside him, praying to God for his recovery. How with her face +turned to the sky she heard the same voice saying “Mother,” and directly +a great bright star shot away from its brethren and expired. And how +she knew what had happened, and ran to the wagon again only to pillow +a little pinched and cold white face upon her weary bosom. The thin red +hands went up to her eyes here, and for a few moments she sat still. The +wind tore round the house and made a frantic rush at the front door, and +from his couch of skins in the inner room Ingomar, the barbarian, snored +peacefully. + +“Of course she always found a protector from insult and outrage in the +great courage and strength of her husband?” + +“Oh, yes; when Ingomar was with her she feared nothing. But she was +nervous and had been frightened once!” + +“How?” + +“They had just arrived in California. They kept house then, and had +to sell liquor to traders. Ingomar was hospitable, and drank with +everybody, for the sake of popularity and business, and Ingomar got to +like liquor, and was easily affected by it. And how one night there was +a boisterous crowd in the bar-room; she went in and tried to get him +away, but only succeeded in awakening the coarse gallantry of the +half-crazed revelers. And how, when she had at last got him in the room +with her frightened children, he sank down on the bed in a stupor, which +made her think the liquor was drugged. And how she sat beside him all +night, and near morning heard a step in the passage, and, looking toward +the door, saw the latch slowly moving up and down, as if somebody were +trying it. And how she shook her husband, and tried to waken him, but +without effect. And how at last the door yielded slowly at the top (it +was bolted below), as if by a gradual pressure without; and how a hand +protruded through the opening. And how as quick as lightning she nailed +that hand to the wall with her scissors (her only weapon), but the point +broke, and somebody got away with a fearful oath. How she never told her +husband of it, for fear he would kill that somebody; but how on one day +a stranger called here, and as she was handing him his coffee, she saw +a queer triangular scar on the back of his hand.” She was still talking, +and the wind was still blowing, and Ingomar was still snoring from his +couch of skins, when there was a shout high up the straggling street, +and a clattering of hoofs and rattling of wheels. The mail had arrived. +Parthenia ran with the faded baby to awaken Ingomar, and almost +simultaneously the gallant expressman stood again before me, addressing +me by my Christian name, and invited me to drink out of a mysterious +black bottle. The horses were speedily watered, and the business of the +gallant expressman concluded, and, bidding Parthenia good by, I got +on the stage, and immediately fell asleep, and dreamt of calling on +Parthenia and Ingomar, and being treated with pie to an unlimited +extent, until I woke up the next morning in Sacramento. I have some +doubts as to whether all this was not a dyspeptic dream, but I never +witness the drama, and hear that noble sentiment concerning “Two souls,” + etc., without thinking of Wingdam and poor Parthenia. + + + * * * * * + + + SPANISH AND AMERICAN LEGENDS + + + * * * * * + + + + +THE LEGEND OF MONTE DEL DIABLO + + +The cautious reader will detect a lack of authenticity in the following +pages. I am not a cautious reader myself, yet I confess with some +concern to the absence of much documentary evidence in support of +the singular incident I am about to relate. Disjointed memoranda, the +proceedings of ayuntamientos and early departmental juntas, with other +records of a primitive and superstitious people, have been my inadequate +authorities. It is but just to state, however, that though this +particular story lacks corroboration, in ransacking the Spanish archives +of Upper California I have met with many more surprising and incredible +stories, attested and supported to a degree that would have placed this +legend beyond a cavil or doubt. I have, also, never lost faith in the +legend myself, and in so doing have profited much from the examples +of divers grant-claimants, who have often jostled me in their more +practical researches, and who have my sincere sympathy at the skepticism +of a modern hard-headed and practical world. + +For many years after Father Junipero Serro first rang his bell in +the wilderness of Upper California, the spirit which animated that +adventurous priest did not wane. The conversion of the heathen went +on rapidly in the establishment of missions throughout the land. So +sedulously did the good Fathers set about their work, that around their +isolated chapels there presently arose adobe huts, whose mud-plastered +and savage tenants partook regularly of the provisions, and occasionally +of the Sacrament, of their pious hosts. Nay, so great was their +progress, that one zealous Padre is reported to have administered +the Lord’s Supper one Sabbath morning to “over three hundred heathen +salvages.” It was not to be wondered that the Enemy of Souls, being +greatly incensed thereat, and alarmed at his decreasing popularity, +should have grievously tempted and embarrassed these holy Fathers, as we +shall presently see. + +Yet they were happy, peaceful days for California. The vagrant keels of +prying Commerce had not as yet ruffled the lordly gravity of her bays. +No torn and ragged gulch betrayed the suspicion of golden treasure. +The wild oats drooped idly in the morning heat or wrestled with the +afternoon breezes. Deer and antelope dotted the plain. The watercourses +brawled in their familiar channels, nor dreamed of ever shifting their +regular tide. The wonders of the Yosemite and Calaveras were as yet +unrecorded. The holy Fathers noted little of the landscape beyond the +barbaric prodigality with which the quick soil repaid the sowing. A new +conversion, the advent of a saint’s day, or the baptism of an Indian +baby, was at once the chronicle and marvel of their day. + +At this blissful epoch there lived at the Mission of San Pablo Father +Jose Antonio Haro, a worthy brother of the Society of Jesus. He was +of tall and cadaverous aspect. A somewhat romantic history had given a +poetic interest to his lugubrious visage. While a youth, pursuing his +studies at famous Salamanca, he had become enamored of the charms +of Dona Carmen de Torrencevara, as that lady passed to her matutinal +devotions. Untoward circumstances, hastened, perhaps, by a wealthier +suitor, brought this amour to a disastrous issue, and Father Jose +entered a monastery, taking upon himself the vows of celibacy. It was +here that his natural fervor and poetic enthusiasm conceived expression +as a missionary. A longing to convert the uncivilized heathen succeeded +his frivolous earthly passion, and a desire to explore and develop +unknown fastnesses continually possessed him. In his flashing eye and +sombre exterior was detected a singular commingling of the discreet Las +Casas and the impetuous Balboa. + +Fired by this pious zeal, Father Jose went forward in the van of +Christian pioneers. On reaching Mexico he obtained authority to +establish the Mission of San Pablo. Like the good Junipero, accompanied +only by an acolyte and muleteer, he unsaddled his mules in a dusky +canon, and rang his bell in the wilderness. The savages—a peaceful, +inoffensive, and inferior race—presently flocked around him. The +nearest military post was far away, which contributed much to the +security of these pious pilgrims, who found their open trustfulness and +amiability better fitted to repress hostility than the presence of an +armed, suspicious, and brawling soldiery. So the good Father Jose said +matins and prime, mass and vespers, in the heart of sin and heathenism, +taking no heed to himself, but looking only to the welfare of the Holy +Church. Conversions soon followed, and on the 7th of July, 1760, the +first Indian baby was baptized,—an event which, as Father Jose piously +records, “exceeds the richnesse of gold or precious jewels or the +chancing upon the Ophir of Solomon.” I quote this incident as best +suited to show the ingenious blending of poetry and piety which +distinguished Father Jose’s record. + +The Mission of San Pablo progressed and prospered, until the pious +founder thereof, like the infidel Alexander, might have wept that there +were no more heathen worlds to conquer. But his ardent and enthusiastic +spirit could not long brook an idleness that seemed begotten of sin; and +one pleasant August morning in the year of grace 1770 Father Jose issued +from the outer court of the mission building, equipped to explore the +field for new missionary labors. + +Nothing could exceed the quiet gravity and unpretentiousness of the +little cavalcade. First rode a stout muleteer, leading a pack-mule laden +with the provisions of the party, together with a few cheap crucifixes +and hawks’ bells. After him came the devout Padre Jose, bearing his +breviary and cross, with a black serapa thrown around his shoulders; +while on either side trotted a dusky convert, anxious to show a proper +sense of his regeneration by acting as guide into the wilds of his +heathen brethren. Their new condition was agreeably shown by the absence +of the usual mud-plaster, which in their unconverted state they assumed +to keep away vermin and cold. The morning was bright and propitious. +Before their departure, mass had been said in the chapel, and the +protection of St. Ignatius invoked against all contingent evils, but +especially against bears, which, like the fiery dragons of old, seemed +to cherish unconquerable hostility to the Holy Church. + +As they wound through the canon, charming birds disported upon boughs +and sprays, and sober quails piped from the alders; the willowy +watercourses gave a musical utterance, and the long grass whispered on +the hillside. On entering the deeper defiles, above them towered dark +green masses of pine, and occasionally the madrono shook its bright +scarlet berries. As they toiled up many a steep ascent, Father Jose +sometimes picked up fragments of scoria, which spake to his imagination +of direful volcanoes and impending earthquakes. To the less scientific +mind of the muleteer Ignacio they had even a more terrifying +significance; and he once or twice snuffed the air suspiciously, and +declared that it smelt of sulphur. So the first day of their journey +wore away, and at night they encamped without having met a single +heathen face. It was on this night that the Enemy of Souls appeared to +Ignacio in an appalling form. He had retired to a secluded part of the +camp and had sunk upon his knees in prayerful meditation, when he looked +up and perceived the Arch-Fiend in the likeness of a monstrous bear. The +Evil One was seated on his hind legs immediately before him, with his +fore paws joined together just below his black muzzle. Wisely conceiving +this remarkable attitude to be in mockery and derision of his devotions, +the worthy muleteer was transported with fury. Seizing an arquebus, +he instantly closed his eyes and fired. When he had recovered from +the effects of the terrific discharge, the apparition had disappeared. +Father Jose, awakened by the report, reached the spot only in time to +chide the muleteer for wasting powder and ball in a contest with one +whom a single ave would, have been sufficient to utterly discomfit. +What further reliance he placed on Ignacio’s story is not known; but, in +commemoration of a worthy Californian custom, the place was called “La +Canada de la Tentacion del Pio Muletero,” or “The Glen of the Temptation +of the Pious Muleteer,” a name which it retains to this day. + +The next morning the party, issuing from a narrow gorge, came upon a +long valley, sear and burnt with the shadeless heat. Its lower extremity +was lost in a fading line of low hills, which, gathering might and +volume toward the upper end of the valley, upheaved a stupendous bulwark +against the breezy north. The peak of this awful spur was just touched +by a fleecy cloud that shifted to and fro like a banneret. Father Jose +gazed at it with mingled awe and admiration. By a singular coincidence, +the muleteer Ignacio uttered the simple ejaculation “Diablo!” + +As they penetrated the valley, they soon began to miss the agreeable +life and companionable echoes of the canon they had quitted. Huge +fissures in the parched soil seemed to gape as with thirsty mouths. +A few squirrels darted from the earth and disappeared as mysteriously +before the jingly mules. A gray wolf trotted leisurely along just ahead. +But whichever way Father Jose turned, the mountain always asserted +itself and arrested his wandering eye. Out of the dry and arid valley +it seemed to spring into cooler and bracing life. Deep cavernous shadows +dwelt along its base; rocky fastnesses appeared midway of its elevation; +and on either side huge black hills diverged like massy roots from a +central trunk. His lively fancy pictured these hills peopled with a +majestic and intelligent race of savages; and looking into futurity, +he already saw a monstrous cross crowning the dome-like summit. Far +different were the sensations of the muleteer, who saw in those awful +solitudes only fiery dragons, colossal bears, and breakneck trails. +The converts, Concepcion and Incarnacion, trotting modestly beside the +Padre, recognized, perhaps, some manifestation of their former weird +mythology. + +At nightfall they reached the base of the mountain. Here Father Jose +unpacked his mules, said vespers, and, formally ringing his bell, called +upon the Gentiles within hearing to come and accept the holy faith. +The echoes of the black frowning hills around him caught up the pious +invitation and repeated it at intervals; but no Gentiles appeared that +night. Nor were the devotions of the muleteer again disturbed, although +he afterward asserted that, when the Father’s exhortation was ended, +a mocking peal of laughter came from the mountain. Nothing daunted by +these intimations of the near hostility of the Evil One, Father Jose +declared his intention to ascend the mountain at early dawn, and before +the sun rose the next morning he was leading the way. + +The ascent was in many places difficult and dangerous. Huge fragments +of rock often lay across the trail, and after a few hours’ climbing +they were forced to leave their mules in a little gully and continue the +ascent afoot. Unaccustomed to such exertion, Father Jose often stopped +to wipe the perspiration from his thin cheeks. As the day wore on a +strange silence oppressed them. Except the occasional pattering of a +squirrel, or a rustling in the chimisal bushes, there were no signs of +life. The half-human print of a bear’s foot sometimes appeared before +them, at which Ignacio always crossed himself piously. The eye was +sometimes cheated by a dripping from the rocks, which on closer +inspection proved to be a resinous oily liquid with an abominable +sulphurous smell. When they were within a short distance of the summit, +the discreet Ignacio, selecting a sheltered nook for the camp, slipped +aside and busied himself in preparations for the evening, leaving +the holy Father to continue the ascent alone. Never was there a more +thoughtless act of prudence, never a more imprudent piece of caution. +Without noticing the desertion, buried in pious reflection, Father Jose +pushed mechanically on, and, reaching the summit, cast himself down and +gazed upon the prospect. + +Below him lay a succession of valleys opening into each other like +gentle lakes, until they were lost to the southward. Westerly the +distant range hid the bosky canada which sheltered the Mission of San +Pablo. In the farther distance the Pacific Ocean stretched away, bearing +a cloud of fog upon its bosom, which crept through the entrance of the +bay, and rolled thickly between him and the northeastward; the same fog +hid the base of the mountain and the view beyond. Still from time to +time the fleecy veil parted, and timidly disclosed charming glimpses of +mighty rivers, mountain defiles, and rolling plains, sear with ripened +oats and bathed in the glow of the setting sun. As father Jose gazed, +he was penetrated with a pious longing. Already his imagination, filled +with enthusiastic conceptions, beheld all that vast expanse gathered +under the mild sway of the holy faith and peopled with zealous converts. +Each little knoll in fancy became crowned with a chapel; from each dark +canon gleamed the white walls of a mission building. Growing bolder in +his enthusiasm and looking farther into futurity, he beheld a new Spain +rising on these savage shores. He already saw the spires of stately +cathedrals, the domes of palaces, vineyards, gardens, and groves. +Convents, half hid among the hills, peeping from plantations of +branching limes, and long processions of chanting nuns wound through +the denies. So completely was the good Father’s conception of the +future confounded with the past, that even in their choral strain the +well-remembered accents of Carmen struck his ear. He was busied in these +fanciful imaginings, when suddenly over that extended prospect the faint +distant tolling of a bell rang sadly out and died. It was the Angelus. +Father Jose listened with superstitious exaltation. The Mission of San +Pablo was far away, and the sound must have been some miraculous omen. +But never before, to his enthusiastic sense, did the sweet seriousness +of this angelic symbol come with such strange significance. With the +last faint peal his glowing fancy seemed to cool; the fog closed in +below him, and the good Father remembered he had not had his supper. He +had risen and was wrapping his serapa around him, when he perceived for +the first time that he was not alone. + +Nearly opposite, and where should have been the faithless Ignacio, a +grave and decorous figure was seated. His appearance was that of an +elderly hidalgo, dressed in mourning, with mustaches of iron-gray +carefully waxed and twisted round a pair of lantern-jaws. The +monstrous hat and prodigious feather, the enormous ruff and exaggerated +trunk-hose, contrasted with a frame shriveled and wizened, all +belonged to a century previous. Yet Father Jose was not astonished. His +adventurous life and poetic imagination, continually on the look-out +for the marvelous, gave him a certain advantage over the practical and +material-minded. He instantly detected the diabolical quality of his +visitant, and was prepared. With equal coolness and courtesy he met the +cavalier’s obeisance. + +“I ask your pardon, Sir Priest,” said the stranger, “for disturbing +your meditations. Pleasant they must have been, and right fanciful, I +imagine, when occasioned by so fair a prospect.” + +“Worldly, perhaps, Sir Devil,—for such I take you to be,” said the holy +Father, as the stranger bowed his black plumes to the ground; “worldly, +perhaps; for it hath pleased Heaven to retain even in our regenerated +state much that pertaineth to the flesh, yet still, I trust, not without +some speculation for the welfare of the Holy Church. In dwelling upon +yon fair expanse, mine eyes have been graciously opened with prophetic +inspiration, and the promise of the heathen as an inheritance hath +marvelously recurred to me. For there can be none lack such diligence +in the true faith but may see that even the conversion of these +pitiful salvages hath a meaning. As the blessed St. Ignatius discreetly +observes,” continued Father Jose, clearing his throat and slightly +elevating his voice, “‘the heathen is given to the warriors of Christ, +even as the pearls of rare discovery which gladden the hearts of +shipmen.’ Nay, I might say”— + +But here the stranger, who had been wrinkling his brows and twisting +his mustaches with well-bred patience, took advantage of an oratorical +pause. + +“It grieves me, Sir Priest, to interrupt the current of your eloquence +as discourteously as I have already broken your meditations; but the day +already waneth to night. I have a matter of serious import to make with +you, could I entreat your cautious consideration a few moments.” + +Father Jose hesitated. The temptation was great, and the prospect +of acquiring some knowledge of the Great Enemy’s plans not the least +trifling object. And, if the truth must be told, there was a certain +decorum about the stranger that interested the Padre. Though well aware +of the Protean shapes the Arch-Fiend could assume, and though free from +the weaknesses of the flesh, Father Jose was not above the temptations +of the spirit. Had the Devil appeared, as in the case of the pious St. +Anthony, in the likeness of a comely damsel, the good Father, with his +certain experience of the deceitful sex, would have whisked her away +in the saying of a paternoster. But there was, added to the security of +age, a grave sadness about the stranger,—a thoughtful consciousness, as +of being at a great moral disadvantage, which at once decided him on a +magnanimous course of conduct. + +The stranger then proceeded to inform him that he had been diligently +observing the holy Father’s triumphs in the valley. That, far from +being greatly exercised thereat, he had been only grieved to see so +enthusiastic and chivalrous an antagonist wasting his zeal in a hopeless +work. For, he observed, the issue of the great battle of Good and Evil +had been otherwise settled, as he would presently show him. “It wants +but a few moments of night,” he continued, “and over this interval of +twilight, as you know, I have been given complete control. Look to the +west.” + +As the Padre turned, the stranger took his enormous hat from his head +and waved it three times before him. At each sweep of the prodigious +feather the fog grew thinner, until it melted impalpably away, and the +former landscape returned, yet warm with the glowing sun. As Father Jose +gazed a strain of martial music arose from the valley, and issuing +from a deep canon the good Father beheld a long cavalcade of gallant +cavaliers, habited like his companion. As they swept down the plain, +they were joined by like processions, that slowly defiled from every +ravine and canon of the mysterious mountain. From time to time the peal +of a trumpet swelled fitfully upon the breeze; the cross of Santiago +glittered, and the royal banners of Castile and Aragon waved over the +moving column. So they moved on solemnly toward the sea, where, in the +distance, Father Jose saw stately caravels, bearing the same familiar +banner, awaiting them. The good Padre gazed with conflicting emotions, +and the serious voice of the stranger broke the silence. + +“Thou hast beheld, Sir Priest, the fading footprints of adventurous +Castile. Thou hast seen the declining glory of old Spain,—declining as +yonder brilliant sun. The sceptre she hath wrested from the heathen is +fast dropping from her decrepit and fleshless grasp. The children she +hath fostered shall know her no longer. The soil she hath acquired shall +be lost to her as irrevocably as she herself hath thrust the Moor from +her own Granada.” + +The stranger paused, and his voice seemed broken by emotion; at the same +time, Father Jose, whose sympathizing heart yearned toward the departing +banners, cried in poignant accents,— + +“Farewell, ye gallant cavaliers and Christian soldiers! Farewell, thou, +Juries de Balboa! thou, Alonzo de Ojeda! and thou, most venerable Las +Casas! farewell, and may Heaven prosper still the seed ye left behind!” + +Then turning to the stranger, Father Jose beheld him gravely draw his +pocket-handkerchief from the basket-hilt of his rapier and apply it +decorously to his eyes. “Pardon this weakness, Sir Priest,” said the +cavalier apologetically; “but these worthy gentlemen were ancient +friends of mine, and have done me many a delicate service,—much more, +perchance, than these poor sables may signify,” he added, with a grim +gesture toward the mourning suit he wore. + +Father Jose was too much preoccupied in reflection to notice the +equivocal nature of this tribute, and, after a few moments’ silence, +said, as if continuing his thought,— + +“But the seed they have planted shall thrive and prosper on this +fruitful soil.” + +As if answering the interrogatory, the stranger turned to the opposite +direction, and, again waving his hat, said, in the same serious tone, +“Look to the east!” + +The Father turned, and, as the fog broke away before the waving plume, +he saw that the sun was rising. Issuing with its bright beams through +the passes of the snowy mountains beyond appeared a strange and motley +crew. Instead of the dark and romantic visages of his last phantom +train, the Father beheld with strange concern the blue eyes and flaxen +hair of a Saxon race. In place of martial airs and musical utterance, +there rose upon the ear a strange din of harsh gutturals and singular +sibilation. Instead of the decorous tread and stately mien of the +cavaliers of the former vision, they came pushing, bustling, panting, +and swaggering. And as they passed, the good Father noticed that giant +trees were prostrated as with the breath of a tornado, and the bowels +of the earth were torn and rent as with a convulsion. And Father Jose +looked in vain for holy cross or Christian symbol; there was but one +that seemed an ensign, and he crossed himself with holy horror as he +perceived it bore the effigy of a bear. + +“Who are these swaggering Ishmaelites?” he asked, with something of +asperity in his tone. + +The stranger was gravely silent. + +“What do they here, with neither cross nor holy symbol?” he again +demanded. + +“Have you the courage to see, Sir Priest?” responded the stranger +quietly. + +Father Jose felt his crucifix, as a lonely traveler might his rapier, +and assented. + +“Step under the shadow of my plume,” said the stranger. + +Father Jose stepped beside him and they instantly sank through the +earth. + +When he opened his eyes, which had remained closed in prayerful +meditation during his rapid descent, he found himself in a vast vault, +bespangled overhead with luminous points like the starred firmament. It +was also lighted by a yellow glow that seemed to proceed from a mighty +sea or lake that occupied the centre of the chamber. Around this +subterranean sea dusky figures flitted, bearing ladles filled with the +yellow fluid, which they had replenished from its depths. From this lake +diverging streams of the same mysterious flood penetrated like mighty +rivers the cavernous distance. As they walked by the banks of this +glittering Styx, Father Jose perceived how the liquid stream at certain +places became solid. The ground was strewn with glittering flakes. One +of these the Padre picked up and curiously examined. It was virgin gold. + +An expression of discomfiture overcast the good Father’s face at this +discovery; but there was trace neither of malice nor satisfaction in the +stranger’s air, which was still of serious and fateful contemplation. +When Father Jose recovered his equanimity, he said bitterly,— + +“This, then, Sir Devil, is your work! This is your deceitful lure for +the weak souls of sinful nations! So would you replace the Christian +grace of Holy Spain!” + +“This is what must be,” returned the stranger gloomily. “But listen, Sir +Priest. It lies with you to avert the issue for a time. Leave me here +in peace. Go back to Castile, and take with you your bells, your images, +and your missions. Continue here, and you only precipitate results. +Stay! promise me you will do this, and you shall not lack that which +will render your old age an ornament and a blessing;” and the stranger +motioned significantly to the lake. + +It was here, the legend discreetly relates, that the Devil showed—as he +always shows sooner or later—his cloven hoof. The worthy Padre, sorely +perplexed by this threefold vision, and, if the truth must be told, +a little nettled at this wresting away of the glory of holy Spanish +discovery, had shown some hesitation. But the unlucky bribe of the Enemy +of Souls touched his Castilian spirit. Starting hack in deep disgust, +he brandished his crucifix in the face of the unmasked Fiend, and in a +voice that made the dusky vault resound cried,— + +“Avaunt thee, Sathanas! Diaholus, I defy thee! What! wouldst thou bribe +me,—me, a brother of the Sacred Society of the Holy Jesus, Licentiate +of Cordova and Inquisitor of Guadalaxara? Thinkest thou to buy me with +thy sordid treasure? Avaunt!” + +What might have been the issue of this rupture, and how complete might +have been the triumph of the holy Father over the Arch-Fiend, who was +recoiling aghast at these sacred titles and the nourishing symbol, we +can never know, for at that moment the crucifix slipped through his +fingers. + +Scarcely had it touched the ground before Devil and holy Father +simultaneously cast themselves toward it. In the struggle they clinched, +and the pious Jose, who was as much the superior of his antagonist in +bodily as in spiritual strength, was about to treat the Great Adversary +to a back somersault, when he suddenly felt the long nails of the +stranger piercing his flesh. A new fear seized his heart, a numbing +chillness crept through his body, and he struggled to free himself, but +in vain. A strange roaring was in his ears; the lake and cavern danced +before his eyes and vanished, and with a loud cry he sank senseless to +the ground. + +When he recovered his consciousness, he was aware of a gentle swaying +motion of his body. He opened his eyes, and saw it was high noon, and +that he was being carried in a litter through the valley. He felt stiff, +and looking down, perceived that his arm was tightly bandaged to his +side. + +He closed his eyes, and, after a few words of thankful prayer, thought +how miraculously he had been preserved, and made a vow of candlesticks +to the blessed Saint Jose. He then called in a faint voice, and +presently the penitent Ignacio stood beside him. + +The joy the poor fellow felt at his patron’s returning consciousness +for some time choked his utterance. He could only ejaculate, “A miracle! +Blessed Saint Jose, he lives!” and kiss the Padre’s bandaged hand. +Father Jose, more intent on his last night’s experience, waited for his +emotion to subside, and asked where he had been found. + +“On the mountain, your Reverence, but a few varas from where he attacked +you.” + +“How?—you saw him then?” asked the Padre in unfeigned astonishment. + +“Saw him, your Reverence! Mother of God! I should think I did! And your +Reverence shall see him too, if he ever comes again within range of +Ignacio’s arquebus.” + +“What mean you, Ignacio?” said the Padre, sitting bolt-upright in his +litter. + +“Why, the bear, your Reverence,—the bear, holy Father, who attacked +your worshipful person while you were meditating on the top of yonder +mountain.” + +“Ah!” said the holy Father, lying down again. “Chut, child! I would be +at peace.” + +When he reached the mission he was tenderly cared for, and in a few +weeks was enabled to resume those duties from which, as will be seen, +not even the machinations of the Evil One could divert him. The news +of his physical disaster spread over the country, and a letter to the +Bishop of Guadalaxara contained a confidential and detailed account of +the good Father’s spiritual temptation. But in some way the story leaked +out; and long after Jose was gathered to his fathers, his mysterious +encounter formed the theme of thrilling and whispered narrative. The +mountain was generally shunned. It is true that Senor Joaquin Pedrillo +afterward located a grant near the base of the mountain; but as Senora +Pedrillo was known to be a termagant half-breed, the senor was not +supposed to be over-fastidious. + +Such is the legend of Monte del Diablo. As I said before, it may seem +to lack essential corroboration. The discrepancy between the Father’s +narrative and the actual climax has given rise to some skepticism on the +part of ingenious quibblers. All such I would simply refer to that part +of the report of Senor Julio Serro, Sub-Prefect of San Pablo, before +whom attest of the above was made. Touching this matter, the worthy +Prefect observes, “That although the body of Father Jose doth show +evidence of grievous conflict in the flesh, yet that is no proof that +the Enemy of Souls, who could assume the figure of a decorous elderly +caballero, could not at the same time transform himself into a bear for +his own vile purposes.” + + + + +THE RIGHT EYE OF THE COMMANDER + + +The year of grace 1797 passed away on the coast of California in a +southwesterly gale. The little bay of San Carlos, albeit sheltered by +the headlands of the Blessed Trinity, was rough and turbulent; its foam +clung quivering to the seaward wall of the mission garden; the air +was filled with flying sand and spume, and as the Senor Comandante, +Hermenegildo Salvatierra, looked from the deep embrasured window of the +presidio guardroom, he felt the salt breath of the distant sea buffet a +color into his smoke-dried cheeks. + +The commander, I have said, was gazing thoughtfully from the window of +the guardroom. He may have been reviewing the events of the year now +about to pass away. But, like the garrison at the Presidio, there +was little to review. The year, like its predecessors, had been +uneventful,—the days had slipped by in a delicious monotony of simple +duties, unbroken by incident or interruption. The regularly recurring +feasts and saints’ days, the half-yearly courier from San Diego, the +rare transport-ship and rarer foreign vessel, were the mere details of +his patriarchal life. If there was no achievement, there was certainly +no failure. Abundant harvests and patient industry amply supplied the +wants of presidio and mission. Isolated from the family of nations, +the wars which shook the world concerned them not so much as the last +earthquake; the struggle that emancipated their sister colonies on the +other side of the continent to them had no suggestiveness. In short, it +was that glorious Indian summer of Californian history around which +so much poetical haze still lingers,—that bland, indolent autumn of +Spanish rule, so soon to be followed by the wintry storms of Mexican +independence and the reviving spring of American conquest. + +The commander turned from the window and walked toward the fire that +burned brightly on the deep oven-like hearth. A pile of copy-books, the +work of the presidio school, lay on the table. As he turned over the +leaves with a paternal interest, and surveyed the fair round Scripture +text,—the first pious pothooks of the pupils of San Carlos, an audible +commentary fell from his lips: “‘Abimelech took her from Abraham’—ah, +little one, excellent!—‘Jacob sent to see his brother’—body of Christ! +that upstroke of thine, Paquita, is marvelous; the governor shall see +it!” A film of honest pride dimmed the commander’s left eye,—the right, +alas! twenty years before had been sealed by an Indian arrow. He rubbed +it softly with the sleeve of his leather jacket, and continued: “‘The +Ishmaelites having arrived’”— + +He stopped, for there was a step in the courtyard, a foot upon the +threshold, and a stranger entered. With the instinct of an old soldier, +the commander, after one glance at the intruder, turned quickly toward +the wall, where his trusty Toledo hung, or should have been hanging. But +it was not there, and as he recalled that the last time he had seen that +weapon it was being ridden up and down the gallery by Pepito, the infant +son of Bautista, the tortilio-maker, he blushed, and then contented +himself with frowning upon the intruder. + +But the stranger’s air, though irreverent, was decidedly peaceful. He +was unarmed, and wore the ordinary cape of tarpaulin and sea-boots of +a mariner. Except a villainous smell of codfish, there was little about +him that was peculiar. + +His name, as he informed the commander in Spanish that was more fluent +than elegant or precise,—his name was Peleg Scudder. He was master of +the schooner General Court, of the port of Salem, in Massachusetts, on +a trading voyage to the South Seas, but now driven by stress of weather +into the bay of San Carlos. He begged permission to ride out the gale +under the headlands of the Blessed Trinity, and no more. Water he +did not need, having taken in a supply at Bodega. He knew the strict +surveillance of the Spanish port regulations in regard to foreign +vessels, and would do nothing against the severe discipline and good +order of the settlement. There was a slight tinge of sarcasm in his tone +as he glanced toward the desolate parade ground of the presidio and the +open unguarded gate. The fact was that the sentry, Felipe Gomez, had +discreetly retired to shelter at the beginning of the storm, and was +then sound asleep in the corridor. + +The commander hesitated. The port regulations were severe, but he was +accustomed to exercise individual authority, and beyond an old order +issued ten years before, regarding the American ship Columbia, there +was no precedent to guide him. The storm was severe, and a sentiment of +humanity urged him to grant the stranger’s request. It is but just to +the commander to say that his inability to enforce a refusal did not +weigh with his decision. He would have denied with equal disregard of +consequences that right to a seventy-four-gun ship which he now yielded +so gracefully to this Yankee trading schooner. He stipulated only +that there should be no communication between the ship and shore. “For +yourself, Senor Captain,” he continued, “accept my hospitality. The +fort is yours as long as you shall grace it with your distinguished +presence,” and with old-fashioned courtesy he made the semblance of +withdrawing from the guardroom. + +Master Peleg Scudder smiled as he thought of the half-dismantled fort, +the two mouldy brass cannon, cast in Manila a century previous, and the +shiftless garrison. A wild thought of accepting the commander’s offer +literally, conceived in the reckless spirit of a man who never let +slip an offer for trade, for a moment filled his brain, but a timely +reflection of the commercial unimportance of the transaction checked +him. He only took a capacious quid of tobacco, as the commander gravely +drew a settle before the fire, and in honor of his guest untied the +black silk handkerchief that bound his grizzled brows. + +What passed between Salvatierra and his guest that night it becomes me +not, as a grave chronicler of the salient points of history, to relate. +I have said that Master Peleg Scudder was a fluent talker, and under +the influence of divers strong waters, furnished by his host, he became +still more loquacious. And think of a man with a twenty years’ budget +of gossip! The commander learned, for the first time, how Great Britain +lost her colonies; of the French Revolution; of the great Napoleon, +whose achievements, perhaps, Peleg colored more highly than the +commander’s superiors would have liked. And when Peleg turned +questioner, the commander was at his mercy. He gradually made himself +master of the gossip of the mission and presidio, the “small beer” + chronicles of that pastoral age, the conversion of the heathen, the +presidio schools, and even asked the commander how he had lost his eye. +It is said that at this point of the conversation Master Peleg produced +from about his person divers small trinkets, kickshaws and new-fangled +trifles, and even forced some of them upon his host. It is further +alleged that under the malign influence of Peleg and several glasses of +aguardiente the commander lost somewhat of his decorum, and behaved in +a manner unseemly for one in his position, reciting high-flown Spanish +poetry, and even piping in a thin high voice divers madrigals and +heathen canzonets of an amorous complexion, chiefly in regard to a +“little one” who was his, the commander’s, “soul.” These allegations, +perhaps unworthy the notice of a serious chronicler, should be received +with great caution, and are introduced here as simple hearsay. That the +commander, however, took a handkerchief and attempted to show his guest +the mysteries of the sembi cuacua, capering in an agile but indecorous +manner about the apartment, has been denied. Enough for the purposes +of this narrative, that at midnight Peleg assisted his host to bed with +many protestations of undying friendship, and then, as the gale had +abated, took his leave of the presidio, and hurried aboard the General +Court. When the day broke the ship was gone. + +I know not if Peleg kept his word with his host. It is said that the +holy Fathers at the mission that night heard a loud chanting in the +plaza, as of the heathens singing psalms through their noses; that for +many days after an odor of salt codfish prevailed in the settlement; +that a dozen hard nutmegs, which were unfit for spice or seed, were +found in the possession of the wife of the baker, and that several +bushels of shoe-pegs, which bore a pleasing resemblance to oats, but +were quite inadequate to the purposes of provender, were discovered in +the stable of the blacksmith. + +But when the reader reflects upon the sacredness of a Yankee trader’s +word, the stringent discipline of the Spanish port regulations, and the +proverbial indisposition of my countrymen to impose upon the confidence +of a simple people, he will at once reject this part of the story. + +A roll of drums, ushering in the year 1798, awoke the commander. The sun +was shining brightly, and the storm had ceased. He sat up in bed, and +through the force of habit rubbed his left eye. As the remembrance of +the previous night came back to him, he jumped from his couch and ran +to the window. There was no ship in the bay. A sudden thought seemed to +strike him, and he rubbed both of his eyes. Not content with this, he +consulted the metallic mirror which hung beside his crucifix. There was +no mistake; the commander had a visible second eye,—a right one,—as +good, save for the purposes of vision, as the left. + +Whatever might have been the true secret of this transformation, but +one opinion prevailed at San Carlos. It was one of those rare miracles +vouchsafed a pious Catholic community as an evidence to the heathen, +through the intercession of the blessed San Carlos himself. That their +beloved commander, the temporal defender of the Faith, should be the +recipient of this miraculous manifestation was most fit and seemly. The +commander himself was reticent; he could not tell a falsehood,—he dared +not tell the truth. After all, if the good folk of San Carlos believed +that the powers of his right eye were actually restored, was it wise and +discreet for him to undeceive them? For the first time in his life the +commander thought of policy,—for the first time he quoted that text +which has been the lure of so many well-meaning but easy Christians, of +being “all things to all men.” Infeliz Hermenegildo Salvatierra! + +For by degrees an ominous whisper crept through the little settlement. +The right eye of the commander, although miraculous, seemed to exercise +a baleful effect upon the beholder. No one could look at it without +winking. It was cold, hard, relentless, and unflinching. More than that, +it seemed to be endowed with a dreadful prescience,—a faculty of seeing +through and into the inarticulate thoughts of those it looked upon. The +soldiers of the garrison obeyed the eye rather than the voice of their +commander, and answered his glance rather than his lips in questioning. +The servants could not evade the ever-watchful but cold attention that +seemed to pursue them. The children of the presidio school smirched +their copy-books under the awful supervision, and poor Paquita, the +prize pupil, failed utterly in that marvelous up-stroke when her patron +stood beside her. Gradually distrust, suspicion, self-accusation, and +timidity took the place of trust, confidence, and security throughout +San Carlos. Wherever the right eye of the commander fell, a shadow fell +with it. + +Not was Salvatierra entirely free from the baleful influence of his +miraculous acquisition. Unconscious of its effect upon others, he only +saw in their actions evidence of certain things that the crafty Peleg +had hinted on that eventful New Year’s eve. His most trusty retainers +stammered, blushed, and faltered before him. Self-accusations, +confessions of minor faults and delinquencies, or extravagant excuses +and apologies met his mildest inquiries. The very children that he +loved—his pet pupil, Paquita—seemed to be conscious of some hidden +sin. The result of this constant irritation showed itself more plainly. +For the first half-year the commander’s voice and eye were at variance. +He was still kind, tender, and thoughtful in speech. Gradually, however, +his voice took upon itself the hardness of his glance and its skeptical, +impassive quality, and as the year again neared its close it was plain +that the commander had fitted himself to the eye, and not the eye to the +commander. + +It may be surmised that these changes did not escape the watchful +solicitude of the Fathers. Indeed, the few who were first to ascribe the +right eye of Salvatierra to miraculous origin and the special grace of +the blessed San Carlos, now talked openly of witchcraft and the agency +of Luzbel, the evil one. It would have fared ill with Hermenegildo +Salvatierra had he been aught but commander or amenable to local +authority. But the reverend Father, Friar Manuel de Cortes, had no +power over the political executive, and all attempts at spiritual +advice failed signally. He retired baffled and confused from his first +interview with the commander, who seemed now to take a grim satisfaction +in the fateful power of his glance. The holy Father contradicted +himself, exposed the fallacies of his own arguments, and even, it is +asserted, committed himself to several undoubted heresies. When the +commander stood up at mass, if the officiating priest caught that +skeptical and searching eye, the service was inevitably ruined. Even the +power of the Holy Church seemed to be lost, and the last hold upon the +affections of the people and the good order of the settlement departed +from San Carlos. + +As the long dry summer passed, the low hills that surrounded the white +walls of the presidio grew more and more to resemble in hue the leathern +jacket of the commander, and Nature herself seemed to have borrowed his +dry, hard glare. The earth was cracked and seamed with drought; a blight +had fallen upon the orchards and vineyards, and the rain, long delayed +and ardently prayed for, came not. The sky was as tearless as the +right eye of the commander. Murmurs of discontent, insubordination, and +plotting among the Indians reached his ear; he only set his teeth the +more firmly, tightened the knot of his black silk handkerchief, and +looked up his Toledo. + +The last day of the year 1798 found the commander sitting, at the hour +of evening prayers, alone in the guardroom. He no longer attended +the services of the Holy Church, but crept away at such times to some +solitary spot, where he spent the interval in silent meditation. The +firelight played upon the low beams and rafters, but left the bowed +figure of Salvatierra in darkness. Sitting thus, he felt a small hand +touch his arm, and, looking down, saw the figure of Paquita, his little +Indian pupil, at his knee. “Ah! littlest of all,” said the commander, +with something of his old tenderness, lingering over the endearing +diminutives of his native speech,—“sweet one, what doest thou here? +Art thou not afraid of him whom every one shuns and fears?” + +“No,” said the little Indian readily, “not in the dark. I hear your +voice,—the old voice; I feel your touch,—the old touch; but I see not +your eye, Senor Comandante. That only I fear,—and that, O senor, O my +father,” said the child, lifting her little arms towards his,—“that I +know is not thine own!” + +The commander shuddered and turned away. Then, recovering himself, he +kissed Paquita gravely on the forehead and bade her retire. A few hours +later, when silence had fallen upon the presidio, he sought his own +couch and slept peacefully. + +At about the middle watch of the night a dusky figure crept through the +low embrasure of the commander’s apartment. Other figures were flitting +through the parade-ground, which the commander might have seen had he +not slept so quietly. The intruder stepped noiselessly to the couch and +listened to the sleeper’s deep-drawn respiration. Something glittered in +the firelight as the savage lifted his arm; another moment and the sore +perplexities of Hermenegildo Salvatierra would have been over, when +suddenly the savage started and fell back in a paroxysm of terror. The +commander slept peacefully, but his right eye, widely opened, fixed and +unaltered, glared coldly on the would-be assassin. The man fell to the +earth in a fit, and the noise awoke the sleeper. + +To rise to his feet, grasp his sword, and deal blows thick and fast +upon the mutinous savages who now thronged the room, was the work of +a moment. Help opportunely arrived, and the undisciplined Indians were +speedily driven beyond the walls; but in the scuffle the commander +received a blow upon his right eye, and, lifting his hand to that +mysterious organ, it was gone. Never again was it found, and never +again, for bale or bliss, did it adorn the right orbit of the commander. + +With it passed away the spell that had fallen upon San Carlos. The rain +returned to invigorate the languid soil, harmony was restored between +priest and soldier, the green grass presently waved over the sere +hillsides, the children flocked again to the side of their martial +preceptor, a Te Deum was sung in the mission church, and pastoral +content once more smiled upon the gentle valleys of San Carlos. And +far southward crept the General Court with its master. Peleg Scudder, +trafficking in heads and peltries with the Indians, and offering glass +eyes, wooden legs, and other Boston notions to the chiefs. + + + + +THE LEGEND OF DEVIL’S POINT + + +On the northerly shore of San Francisco Bay, at a point where the Golden +Gate broadens into the Pacific, stands a bluff promontory. It affords +shelter from the prevailing winds to a semicircular bay on the east. +Around this bay the hillside is bleak and barren, but there are traces +of former habitation in a weather-beaten cabin and deserted corral. It +is said that these were originally built by an enterprising squatter, +who for some unaccountable reason abandoned them shortly after. The +“jumper” who succeeded him disappeared one day quite as mysteriously. +The third tenant, who seemed to be a man of sanguine, hopeful +temperament, divided the property into building lots, staked off the +hillside, and projected the map of a new metropolis. Failing, however, +to convince the citizens of San Francisco that they had mistaken the +site of their city, he presently fell into dissipation and despondency. +He was frequently observed haunting the narrow strip of beach at low +tide or perched upon the cliff at high water. In the latter position a +sheep-tender one day found him, cold and pulseless, with a map of his +property in his hand, and his face turned toward the distant sea. + +Perhaps these circumstances gave the locality its infelicitous +reputation. Vague rumors were bruited of a supernatural influence that +had been exercised on the tenants. Strange stories were circulated of +the origin of the diabolical title by which the promontory was known. By +some it was believed to be haunted by the spirit of one of Sir Francis +Drake’s sailors, who had deserted his ship in consequence of stories +told by the Indians of gold discoveries, but who had perished by +starvation on the rocks. A vaquero who had once passed a night in the +ruined cabin related how a strangely dressed and emaciated figure had +knocked at the door at midnight and demanded food. Other story-tellers, +of more historical accuracy, roundly asserted that Sir Francis himself +had been little better than a pirate, and had chosen this spot to +conceal quantities of ill-gotten booty taken from neutral bottoms, +and had protected his hiding-place by the orthodox means of hellish +incantation and diabolic agencies. On moonlight nights a shadowy ship +was sometimes seen standing off and on, or when fogs encompassed sea and +shore, the noise of oars rising and falling in their rowlocks could be +heard muffled and indistinctly during the night. Whatever foundation +there might have been for these stories, it was certain that a more +weird and desolate-looking spot could not have been selected for their +theatre. High hills, verdureless and enfiladed with dark canadas, cast +their gaunt shadows on the tide. During a greater portion of the day +the wind, which blew furiously and incessantly, seemed possessed with a +spirit of fierce disquiet and unrest. Toward nightfall the sea-fog +crept with soft step through the portals of the Golden Gate, or stole in +noiseless marches down the hillside, tenderly soothing the wind-buffeted +face of the cliff, until sea and sky were hid together. At such times +the populous city beyond and the nearer settlement seemed removed to an +infinite distance. An immeasurable loneliness settled upon the cliff. +The creaking of a windlass, or the monotonous chant of sailors on +some unseen, outlying ship, came faint and far, and full of mystic +suggestion. + +About a year ago a well-to-do middle-aged broker of San Francisco found +himself at nightfall the sole occupant of a plunger, encompassed in +a dense fog, and drifting toward the Golden Gate. This unexpected +termination of an afternoon’s sail was partly attributable to his want +of nautical skill, and partly to the effect of his usually sanguine +nature. Having given up the guidance of his boat to the wind and tide, +he had trusted too implicitly for that reaction which his business +experience assured him was certain to occur in all affairs, aquatic +as well as terrestrial. “The tide will turn soon,” said the broker +confidently, “or something will happen.” He had scarcely settled himself +back again in the stern-sheets, before the bow of the plunger, obeying +some mysterious impulse, veered slowly around and a dark object loomed +up before him. A gentle eddy carried the boat farther in shore, until +at last it was completely embayed under the lee of a rocky point now +faintly discernible through the fog. He looked around him in the vain +hope of recognizing some familiar headland. The tops of the high hills +which rose on either side were hidden in the fog. As the boat swung +around, he succeeded in fastening a line to the rocks, and sat down +again with a feeling of renewed confidence and security. + +It was very cold. The insidious fog penetrated his tightly buttoned +coat, and set his teeth to chattering in spite of the aid he sometimes +drew from a pocket-flask. His clothes were wet, and the stern-sheets +were covered with spray. The comforts of fire and shelter continually +rose before his fancy as he gazed wistfully on the rocks. In sheer +despair he finally drew the boat toward the most accessible part of the +cliff and essayed to ascend. This was less difficult than it appeared, +and in a few moments he had gained the hill above. A dark object at a +little distance attracted his attention, and on approaching it proved +to be a deserted cabin. The story goes on to say that, having built a +roaring fire of stakes pulled from the adjoining corral, with the aid +of a flask of excellent brandy, he managed to pass the early part of the +evening with comparative comfort. There was no door in the cabin, and +the windows were simply square openings, which freely admitted the +searching fog. But in spite of these discomforts,—being a man of +cheerful, sanguine temperament,—he amused himself by poking the fire +and watching the ruddy glow which the flames threw on the fog from the +open door. In this innocent occupation a great weariness overcame him, +and he fell asleep. + +He was awakened at midnight by a loud “halloo,” which seemed to proceed +directly from the sea. Thinking it might be the cry of some boatman lost +in the fog, he walked to the edge of the cliff, but the thick veil that +covered sea and land rendered all objects at the distance of a few feet +indistinguishable. He heard, however, the regular strokes of oars rising +and falling on the water. The halloo was repeated. He was clearing his +throat to reply, when to his surprise an answer came apparently from the +very cabin he had quitted. Hastily retracing his steps, he was the more +amazed, on reaching the open door, to find a stranger warming himself by +the fire. Stepping back far enough to conceal his own person, he took a +good look at the intruder. + +He was a man of about forty, with a cadaverous face. But the oddity +of his dress attracted the broker’s attention more than his lugubrious +physiognomy. His legs were hid in enormously wide trousers descending +to his knee, where they met long boots of sealskin. A pea-jacket with +exaggerated cuffs, almost as large as the breeches, covered his chest, +and around his waist a monstrous belt, with a buckle like a dentist’s +sign, supported two trumpet-mouthed pistols and a curved hanger. He wore +a long queue, which depended halfway down his back. As the firelight +fell on his ingenuous countenance the broker observed with some concern +that this queue was formed entirely of a kind of tobacco known as +pigtail or twist. Its effect, the broker remarked, was much heightened +when in a moment of thoughtful abstraction the apparition bit off a +portion of it and rolled it as a quid into the cavernous recesses of his +jaws. + +Meanwhile the nearer splash of oars indicated the approach of the unseen +boat. The broker had barely time to conceal himself behind the cabin +before a number of uncouth-looking figures clambered up the hill toward +the ruined rendezvous. They were dressed like the previous comer, who, +as they passed through the open door, exchanged greetings with each in +antique phraseology, bestowing at the same time some familiar nickname. +Flash-in-the-Pan, Spitter-of-Frogs, Malmsey Butt, Latheyard Will, and +Mark-the-Pinker, were the few sobriquets the broker remembered. Whether +these titles were given to express some peculiarity of their owner he +could not tell, for a silence followed as they slowly ranged themselves +upon the floor of the cabin in a semicircle around their cadaverous +host. + +At length Malmsey Butt, a spherical-bodied man-of-war’s-man, with +a rubicund nose, got on his legs somewhat unsteadily, and addressed +himself to the company. They had met that evening, said the speaker, in +accordance with a time-honored custom. This was simply to relieve that +one of their number who for fifty years had kept watch and ward over +the locality where certain treasures had been buried. At this point the +broker pricked up his ears. “If so be, camarados and brothers all,” + he continued, “ye are ready to receive the report of our excellent and +well-beloved brother, Master Slit-the-Weazand, touching his search for +this treasure, why, marry, to ’t and begin.” + +A murmur of assent went around the circle as the speaker resumed his +seat. Master Slit-the-Weazand slowly opened his lantern jaws and began. +He had spent much of his time in determining the exact location of the +treasure. He believed—nay, he could state positively—that its position +was now settled. It was true he had done some trifling little business +outside. Modesty forbade his mentioning the particulars, but he would +simply state that of the three tenants who had occupied the cabin during +the past ten years, none were now alive. [Applause, and cries of “Go to! +thou wast always a tall fellow!” and the like.] + +Mark-the-Pinker next arose. Before proceeding to business he had a duty +to perform in the sacred name of friendship. It ill became him to pass +a eulogy upon the qualities of the speaker who had preceded him, for +he had known him from “boyhood’s hour.” Side by side they had wrought +together in the Spanish war. For a neat hand with a Toledo he challenged +his equal, while how nobly and beautifully he had won his present title +of Slit-the-Weazand all could testify. The speaker, with some show of +emotion, asked to be pardoned if he dwelt too freely on passages of +their early companionship; he then detailed, with a fine touch of +humor, his comrade’s peculiar manner of slitting the ears and lips of a +refractory Jew who had been captured in one of their previous voyages. +He would not weary the patience of his hearers, but would briefly +propose that the report of Slit-the-Weazand be accepted, and that the +thanks of the company be tendered him. + +A breaker of strong spirits was then rolled into the hut, and cans +of grog were circulated freely from hand to hand. The health of +Slit-the-Weazand was proposed in a neat speech by Mark-the-Pinker, and +responded to by the former gentleman in a manner that drew tears to the +eyes of all present. To the broker, in his concealment, this momentary +diversion from the real business of the meeting occasioned much anxiety. +As yet nothing had been said to indicate the exact locality of the +treasure to which they had mysteriously alluded. Fear restrained him +from open inquiry, and curiosity kept him from making good his escape +during the orgy which followed. But his situation was beginning to +become critical. Flash-in-the-Pan, who seemed to have been a man of +choleric humor, taking fire during some hotly contested argument, +discharged both his pistols at the breast of his opponent. The balls +passed through on each side immediately below his armpits, making a +clean hole, through which the horrified broker could see the firelight +behind him. The wounded man, without betraying any concern, excited +the laughter of the company by jocosely putting his arms akimbo, and +inserting his thumbs into the orifices of the wounds as if they had been +armholes. This having in a measure restored good humor, the party +joined hands and formed a circle preparatory to dancing. The dance was +commenced by some monotonous stanzas hummed in a very high key by one +of the party, the rest joining in the following chorus, which seemed to +present a familiar sound to the broker’s ear:— + + “Her Majesty is very sicke, Lord Essex hath the measles, Our Admiral + hath licked ye French—Poppe! saith ye weasel!” + +At the regular recurrence of the last line, the party discharged their +loaded pistols in all directions, rendering the position of the unhappy +broker one of extreme peril and perplexity. + +When the tumult had partially subsided, Flash-in-the-Pan called the +meeting to order, and most of the revelers returned to their places, +Malmsey Butt, however, insisting upon another chorus, and singing at the +top of his voice:— + + “I am ycleped J. Keyser—I was born at Spring, hys Garden, My father + toe make me ane clerke erst did essaye, But a fico for ye offis—I + spurn ye losels offeire; For I fain would be ane butcher by’r + ladykin alwaye.” + +Flash-in-the-Pan drew a pistol from his belt, and bidding some one gag +Malmsey Butt with the stock of it, proceeded to read from a portentous +roll of parchment that he held in his hand. It was a semi-legal +document, clothed in the quaint phraseology of a bygone period. After a +long preamble, asserting their loyalty as lieges of her most bountiful +Majesty and Sovereign Lady the Queen, the document declared that +they then and there took possession of the promontory, and all the +treasure-trove therein contained, formerly buried by Her Majesty’s +most faithful and devoted Admiral Sir Francis Drake, with the right to +search, discover, and appropriate the same; and for the purpose thereof +they did then and there form a guild or corporation to so discover, +search for, and disclose said treasures, and by virtue thereof they +solemnly subscribed their names. But at this moment the reading of the +parchment was arrested by an exclamation from the assembly, and the +broker was seen frantically struggling at the door in the strong arms of +Mark-the-Pinker. + +“Let me go!” he cried, as he made a desperate attempt to reach the side +of Master Flash-in-the-Pan. “Let me go! I tell you, gentlemen, that +document is not worth the parchment it is written on. The laws of +the State, the customs of the country, the mining ordinances, are all +against it. Don’t, by all that’s sacred, throw away such a capital +investment through ignorance and informality. Let me go! I assure you, +gentlemen, professionally, that you have a big thing,—a remarkably big +thing, and even if I ain’t in it, I’m not going to see it fall through. +Don’t, for God’s sake, gentlemen, I implore you, put your names to such +a ridiculous paper. There isn’t a notary”— + +He ceased. The figures around him, which were beginning to grow fainter +and more indistinct as he went on, swam before his eyes, flickered, +reappeared again, and finally went out. He rubbed his eyes and gazed +around him. The cabin was deserted. On the hearth the red embers of +his fire were fading away in the bright beams of the morning sun, that +looked aslant through the open window. He ran out to the cliff. The +sturdy sea-breeze fanned his feverish cheeks and tossed the white caps +of waves that beat in pleasant music on the beach below. A stately +merchantman with snowy canvas was entering the Gate. The voices of +sailors came cheerfully from a bark at anchor below the point. The +muskets of the sentries gleamed brightly on Alcatraz, and the rolling +of drums swelled on the breeze. Farther on, the hills of San Francisco, +cottage-crowned and bordered with wharves and warehouses, met his +longing eye. + +Such is the legend of Devil’s Point. Any objections to its reliability +may be met with the statement that the broker who tells the story has +since incorporated a company under the title of “Flash-in-the-Pan Gold +and Silver Treasure Mining Company,” and that its shares are already +held at a stiff figure. A copy of the original document is said to be on +record in the office of the company, and on any clear day the locality +of the claim may be distinctly seen from the hills of San Francisco. + + + + +THE ADVENTURE OF PADRE VICENTIO + +A LEGEND OF SAN FRANCISCO + + +One pleasant New Year’s eve, about forty years ago, Padre Vicentio was +slowly picking his way across the sand-hills from the Mission Dolores. +As he climbed the crest of the ridge beside Mission Creek, his broad, +shining face might have been easily mistaken for the beneficent image of +the rising moon, so bland was its smile and so indefinite its features. +For the Padre was a man of notable reputation and character; his +ministration at the Mission of San Jose had been marked with cordiality +and unction; he was adored by the simple-minded savages, and had +succeeded in impressing his individuality so strongly upon them, that +the very children were said to have miraculously resembled him in +feature. + +As the holy man reached the loneliest portion of the road, he naturally +put spurs to his mule as if to quicken that decorous pace which the +obedient animal had acquired through long experience of its master’s +habits. The locality had an unfavorable reputation. Sailors—deserters +from whale-ships—had been seen lurking about the outskirts of the town, +and low scrub oaks which everywhere beset the trail might have easily +concealed some desperate runaway. Besides these material obstructions, +the Devil, whose hostility to the Church was well known, was said to +sometimes haunt the vicinity in the likeness of a spectral whaler, who +had met his death in a drunken bout from a harpoon in the hands of a +companion. The ghost of this unfortunate mariner was frequently observed +sitting on the hill toward the dusk of evening, armed with his favorite +weapon and a tub containing a coil of line, looking out for some belated +traveler on whom to exercise his professional skill. It is related +that the good Father Jose Maria of the Mission Dolores had been twice +attacked by this phantom sportsman; that once, on returning from San +Francisco, and panting with exertion from climbing the hill, he was +startled by a stentorian cry of “There she blows!” quickly followed by +a hurtling harpoon, which buried itself in the sand beside him; that on +another occasion he narrowly escaped destruction, his serapa having +been transfixed by the diabolical harpoon and dragged away in triumph. +Popular opinion seems to have been divided as to the reason for the +Devil’s particular attention to Father Jose, some asserting that the +extreme piety of the Padre excited the Evil One’s animosity, and others +that his adipose tendency simply rendered him, from a professional +view-point, a profitable capture. + +Had Father Vicentio been inclined to scoff at this apparition as a +heretical innovation, there was still the story of Concepcion, the +Demon Vaquero, whose terrible riata was fully as potent as the whaler’s +harpoon. Concepcion, when in the flesh, had been a celebrated herder of +cattle and wild horses, and was reported to have chased the Devil in +the shape of a fleet pinto colt all the way from San Luis Obispo to San +Francisco, vowing not to give up the chase until he had overtaken the +disguised Arch-Enemy. This the Devil prevented by resuming his own +shape, but kept the unfortunate vaquero to the fulfillment of his +rash vow; and Concepcion still scoured the coast on a phantom steed, +beguiling the monotony of his eternal pursuit by lassoing travelers, +dragging them at the heels of his unbroken mustang until they were +eventually picked up, half strangled, by the roadside. The Padre +listened attentively for the tramp of this terrible rider. But no +footfall broke the stillness of the night; even the hoofs of his own +mule sank noiselessly in the shifting sand. Now and then a rabbit +bounded lightly by him, or a quail ran into the bushes. The melancholy +call of plover from the adjoining marshes of Mission Creek came to him +so faintly and fitfully that it seemed almost a recollection of the past +rather than a reality of the present. + +To add to his discomposure, one of those heavy sea-fogs peculiar to the +locality began to drift across the hills and presently encompassed +him. While endeavoring to evade its cold embraces, Padre Vicentio +incautiously drove his heavy spurs into the flanks of his mule as that +puzzled animal was hesitating on the brink of a steep declivity. Whether +the poor beast was indignant at this novel outrage, or had been for some +time reflecting on the evils of being priest-ridden, has not transpired; +enough that he suddenly threw up his heels, pitching the reverend man +over his head, and, having accomplished this feat, coolly dropped on his +knees and tumbled after his rider. + +Over and over went the Padre, closely followed by his faithless mule. +Luckily the little hollow which received the pair was of sand, that +yielded to the superincumbent weight, half burying them without further +injury. For some moments the poor man lay motionless, vainly endeavoring +to collect his scattered senses. A hand irreverently laid upon his +collar and a rough shake assisted to recall his consciousness. As the +Padre staggered to his feet he found himself confronted by a stranger. + +Seen dimly through the fog, and under circumstances that to say the +least were not prepossessing, the new-comer had an inexpressibly +mysterious and brigand-like aspect. A long boat-cloak concealed his +figure, and a slouched hat hid his features, permitting only his eyes +to glisten in the depths. With a deep groan the Padre slipped from the +stranger’s grasp and subsided into the soft sand again. + +“Gad’s life!” said the stranger, pettishly, “hast no more bones in thy +fat carcass than a jellyfish? Lend a hand, here! Yo, heave ho!” and he +dragged the Padre into an upright position. “Now, then, who and what art +thou?” + +The Padre could not help thinking that the question might have more +properly been asked by himself; but with an odd mixture of dignity and +trepidation he began enumerating his different titles, which were by no +means brief, and would have been alone sufficient to strike awe in the +bosom of an ordinary adversary. The stranger irreverently broke in upon +his formal phrases, and assuring him that a priest was the very person +he was looking for, coolly replaced the old man’s hat, which had tumbled +off, and bade him accompany him at once on an errand of spiritual +counsel to one who was even then lying in extremity. “To think,” said +the stranger, “that I should stumble upon the very man I was seeking! +Body of Bacchus! but this is lucky! Follow me quickly, for there is no +time to lose.” + +Like most easy natures, the positive assertion of the stranger, and +withal a certain authoritative air of command, overcame what slight +objections the Padre might have feebly nurtured during this remarkable +interview. The spiritual invitation was one, also, that he dared +not refuse; not only that, but it tended somewhat to remove the +superstitious dread with which he had begun to regard the mysterious +stranger. But, following at a respectful distance, the Padre could not +help observing with a thrill of horror that the stranger’s footsteps +made no impression on the sand, and his figure seemed at times to blend +and incorporate itself with the fog, until the holy man was obliged to +wait for its reappearance. In one of these intervals of embarrassment +he heard the ringing of the far-off mission bell proclaiming the hour of +midnight. Scarcely had the last stroke died away before the announcement +was taken up and repeated by a multitude of bells of all sizes, and +the air was filled with the sound of striking clocks and the pealing of +steeple chimes. The old man uttered a cry of alarm. The stranger sharply +demanded the cause. “The bells! did you not hear them?” gasped Padre +Vicentio. “Tush! tush!” answered the stranger, “thy fall hath set triple +bob-majors ringing in thine ears. Come on!” + +The Padre was only too glad to accept the explanation conveyed in +this discourteous answer. But he was destined for another singular +experience. When they had reached the summit of the eminence now known +as Russian Hill, an exclamation again burst from the Padre. The stranger +turned to his companion with an impatient gesture, but the Padre heeded +him not. The view that burst upon his sight was such as might well have +engrossed the attention of a more enthusiastic temperament. The fog +had not yet reached the hill, and the long valleys and hillsides of the +embarcadero below were glittering with the light of a populous +city. “Look!” said the Padre, stretching his hand over the spreading +landscape. “Look! dost thou not see the stately squares and brilliantly +lighted avenues of a mighty metropolis? Dost thou not see, as it were, +another firmament below?” + +“Avast heaving, reverend man, and quit this folly,” said the stranger, +dragging the bewildered Padre after him. “Behold rather the stars +knocked out of thy hollow noddle by the fall thou hast had. Prithee, get +over thy visions and rhapsodies, for the time is wearing apace.” + +The Padre humbly followed without another word. Descending the hill +toward the north, the stranger leading the way, in a few moments the +Padre detected the wash of waves, and presently his feet struck the +firmer sand of the beach. Here the stranger paused, and the Padre +perceived a boat lying in readiness hard by. As he stepped into the +stern-sheets’, in obedience to the command of his companion, he noticed +that the rowers seemed to partake of the misty incorporeal texture of +his companion, a similarity that became the more distressing when he +perceived also that their oars in pulling together made no noise. The +stranger, assuming the helm, guided the boat on quietly, while the fog, +settling over the face of the water and closing around them, seemed to +interpose a muffled wall between themselves and the rude jarring of +the outer world. As they pushed further into this penetralia, the Padre +listened anxiously for the sound of creaking blocks and the rattling of +cordage, but no vibration broke the veiled stillness or disturbed the +warm breath of the fleecy fog. Only one incident occurred to break the +monotony of their mysterious journey. A one-eyed rower, who sat in front +of the Padre, catching the devout Father’s eye, immediately grinned +such a ghastly smile, and winked his remaining eye with such diabolical +intensity of meaning, that the Padre was constrained to utter a pious +ejaculation, which had the disastrous effect of causing the marine +Cocles to “catch a crab,” throwing his heels in the air and his head +into the bottom of the boat. But even this accident did not disturb the +gravity of the rest of the ghastly boat’s crew. + +When, as it seemed to the Padre, ten minutes had elapsed, the outline of +a large ship loomed up directly across their bow. Before he could utter +the cry of warning that rose to his lips, or brace himself against the +expected shock, the boat passed gently and noiselessly through the sides +of the vessel, and the holy man found himself standing on the berth-deck +of what seemed to be an ancient caravel. The boat and boat’s crew had +vanished. Only his mysterious friend, the stranger, remained. By the +light of a swinging-lamp the Padre beheld him standing beside a +hammock, whereon, apparently, lay the dying man to whom he had been so +mysteriously summoned. As the Padre, in obedience to a sign from his +companion, stepped to the side of the sufferer, he feebly opened his +eyes and thus addressed him:— + +“Thou seest before thee, reverend Father, a helpless mortal, struggling +not only with the last agonies of the flesh, but beaten down and tossed +with sore anguish of the spirit. It matters little when or how I became +what thou now seest me. Enough that my life has been ungodly and sinful, +and that my only hope of absolution lies in my imparting to thee a +secret which is of vast importance to the Holy Church, and affects +greatly her power, wealth, and dominion on these shores. But the terms +of this secret and the conditions of my absolution are peculiar. I +have but five minutes to live. In that time I must receive the extreme +unction of the Church.” + +“And thy secret?” said the holy Father. + +“Shall be told afterwards,” answered the dying man. “Come, my time is +short. Shrive me quickly.” + +The Padre hesitated. “Couldst thou not tell this secret first?” + +“Impossible!” said the dying man, with what seemed to the Padre a +momentary gleam of triumph. Then, as his breath grew feebler, he called +impatiently, “Shrive me! shrive me!” + +“Let me know at least what this secret concerns?” suggested the Padre +insinuatingly. + +“Shrive me first,” said the dying man. + +But the priest still hesitated, parleying with the sufferer until the +ship’s bell struck, when, with a triumphant mocking laugh from the +stranger, the vessel suddenly fell to pieces, amid the rushing of waters +which at once involved the dying man, the priest, and the mysterious +stranger. + +The Padre did not recover his consciousness until high noon the next +day, when he found himself lying in a little hollow between the Mission +Hills, and his faithful mule a few paces from him, cropping the sparse +herbage. The Padre made the best of his way home, but wisely abstained +from narrating the facts mentioned above until after the discovery of +gold, when the whole of this veracious incident was related, with the +assertion of the Padre that the secret which was thus mysteriously +snatched from his possession was nothing more than the discovery of +gold, years since, by the runaway sailors from the expedition of Sir +Francis Drake. + + + + +THE DEVIL AND THE BROKER + +A MEDIAEVAL LEGEND + + +The church clocks in San Francisco were striking ten. The Devil, who had +been flying over the city that evening, just then alighted on the roof +of a church near the corner of Bush and Montgomery streets. It will be +perceived that the popular belief that the Devil avoids holy edifices, +and vanishes at the sound of a credo or paternoster, is long since +exploded. Indeed, modern skepticism asserts that he is not averse to +these orthodox discourses, which particularly bear reference to himself, +and in a measure recognize his power and importance. + +I am inclined to think, however, that his choice of a resting-place was +a good deal influenced by its contiguity to a populous thoroughfare. +When he was comfortably seated, he began pulling out the joints of a +small rod which he held in his hand, and which presently proved to be an +extraordinary fishing-pole, with a telescopic adjustment that permitted +its protraction to a marvelous extent. Affixing a line thereto, he +selected a fly of a particular pattern from a small box which he carried +with him, and, making a skillful cast, threw his line into the very +centre of that living stream which ebbed and flowed through Montgomery +Street. + +Either the people were very virtuous that evening, or the bait was not a +taking one. In vain the Devil whipped the stream at an eddy in front +of the Occidental, or trolled his line into the shadows of the +Cosmopolitan; five minutes passed without even a nibble. “Dear me!” + quoth the Devil, “that’s very singular; one of my most popular flies, +too! Why, they’d have risen by shoals in Broadway or Beacon Street +for that. Well, here goes another.” And fitting a new fly from his +well-filled box, he gracefully recast his line. + +For a few moments there was every prospect of sport. The line was +continually bobbing and the nibbles were distinct and gratifying. Once +or twice the bait was apparently gorged and carried off to the upper +stories of the hotels, to be digested at leisure. At such times the +professional manner in which the Devil played out his line would have +thrilled the heart of Izaak Walton. But his efforts were unsuccessful; +the bait was invariably carried off without hooking the victim, and +the Devil finally lost his temper. “I’ve heard of these San Franciscans +before,” he muttered. “Wait till I get hold of one, that’s all!” he +added malevolently, as he rebaited his hook. A sharp tug and a wriggle +followed his next trial, and finally, with considerable effort, he +landed a portly two-hundred-pound broker upon the church roof. + +As the victim lay there gasping, it was evident that the Devil was in +no hurry to remove the hook from his gills; nor did he exhibit in this +delicate operation that courtesy of manner and graceful manipulation +which usually distinguished him. + +“Come,” he said gruffly, as he grasped the broker by the waistband, +“quit that whining and grunting. Don’t flatter yourself that you’re a +prize, either. I was certain to have had you. It was only a question of +time.” + +“It is not that, my lord, which troubles me,” whined the unfortunate +wretch, as he painfully wriggled his head, “but that I should have been +fooled by such a paltry bait. What will they say of me down there? To +have let ‘bigger things’ go by, and to be taken in by this cheap trick,” + he added, as he groaned and glanced at the fly which the Devil was +carefully rearranging, “is what,—pardon me, my lord,—is what gets me!” + +“Yes,” said the Devil philosophically, “I never caught anybody yet who +didn’t say that; but tell me, ain’t you getting somewhat fastidious +down there? Here is one of my most popular flies, the greenback,” he +continued, exhibiting an emerald-looking insect, which he drew from his +box. “This, so generally considered excellent in election season, has +not even been nibbled at. Perhaps your sagacity, which, in spite of +this unfortunate contretemps, no one can doubt,” added the Devil, with +a graceful return to his usual courtesy, “may explain the reason or +suggest a substitute.” + +The broker glanced at the contents of the box with a supercilious smile. +“Too old-fashioned, my lord,—long ago played out. Yet,” he added, +with a gleam of interest, “for a consideration I might offer +something—ahem!—that would make a taking substitute for these trifles. +Give me,” he continued, in a brisk, business-like way, “a slight +percentage and a bonus down, and I’m your man.” + +“Name your terms,” said the Devil earnestly. + +“My liberty and a percentage on all you take, and the thing’s done.” + +The Devil caressed his tail thoughtfully for a few moments. He was +certain of the broker anyway, and the risk was slight. “Done!” he said. + +“Stay a moment,” said the artful broker. “There are certain +contingencies. Give me your fishing-rod and let me apply the bait +myself. It requires a skillful hand, my lord: even your well-known +experience might fail. Leave me alone for half an hour, and if you have +reason to complain of my success I will forfeit my deposit,—I mean my +liberty.” + +The Devil acceded to his request, bowed, and withdrew. Alighting +gracefully in Montgomery Street, he dropped into Meade & Co.’s clothing +store, where, having completely equipped himself a la mode, he sallied +forth intent on his personal enjoyment. Determining to sink his +professional character, he mingled with the current of human life, +and enjoyed, with that immense capacity for excitement peculiar to his +nature, the whirl, hustle, and feverishness of the people, as a purely +aesthetic gratification unalloyed by the cares of business. What he did +that evening does not belong to our story. We return to the broker, whom +we left on the roof. + +When he made sure that the Devil had retired, he carefully drew from +his pocketbook a slip of paper and affixed it on the hook. The line +had scarcely reached the current before he felt a bite. The hook was +swallowed. To bring up his victim rapidly, disengage him from the hook, +and reset his line, was the work of a moment. Another bite and the same +result. Another, and another. In a very few minutes the roof was covered +with his panting spoil. The broker could himself distinguish that +many of them were personal friends; nay, some of them were familiar +frequenters of the building on which they were now miserably stranded. +That the broker felt a certain satisfaction in being instrumental in +thus misleading his fellow-brokers no one acquainted with human nature +will for a moment doubt. But a stronger pull on his line caused him +to put forth all his strength and skill. The magic pole bent like a +coach-whip. The broker held firm, assisted by the battlements of the +church. Again and again it was almost wrested from his hand, and again +and again he slowly reeled in a portion of the tightening line. At last, +with one mighty effort, he lifted to the level of the roof a struggling +object. A howl like Pandemonium rang through the air as the broker +successfully landed at his feet—the Devil himself! + +The two glared fiercely at each other. The broker, perhaps mindful +of his former treatment, evinced no haste to remove the hook from his +antagonist’s jaw. When it was finally accomplished, he asked quietly +if the Devil was satisfied. That gentleman seemed absorbed in the +contemplation of the bait which he had just taken from his mouth. “I +am,” he said finally, “and forgive you; but what do you call this?” + +“Bend low,” replied the broker, as he buttoned up his coat ready to +depart. The Devil inclined his ear. “I call it WILD CAT!” + + + + +THE OGRESS OF SILVER LAND + +OR + +THE DIVERTING HISTORY OF PRINCE BADFELLAH AND PRINCE BULLEBOYE + + +In the second year of the reign of the renowned Caliph Lo there dwelt +in Silver Land, adjoining his territory, a certain terrible Ogress. She +lived in the bowels of a dismal mountain, where she was in the habit of +confining such unfortunate travelers as ventured within her domain. The +country for miles around was sterile and barren. In some places it was +covered with a white powder, which was called in the language of the +country Al Ka Li, and was supposed to be the pulverized bones of those +who had perished miserably in her service. + +In spite of this, every year great numbers of young men devoted +themselves to the service of the Ogress, hoping to become her godsons, +and to enjoy the good fortune which belonged to that privileged class. +For these godsons had no work to perform, neither at the mountain +nor elsewhere, but roamed about the world with credentials of their +relationship in their pockets, which they called stokh, which was +stamped with the stamp and sealed with the seal of the Ogress, and which +enabled them at the end of each moon to draw large quantities of gold +and silver from her treasury. And the wisest and most favored of those +godsons were the Princes Badfellah and Bulleboye. They knew all the +secrets of the Ogress, and how to wheedle and coax her. They were also +the favorites of Soopah Intendent, who was her Lord High Chamberlain and +Prime Minister, and who dwelt in Silver Land. + +One day, Soopah Intendent said to his servants, “Whan is that which +travels the most surely, the most secretly, and the most swiftly?” + +And they all answered as one man, “Lightning, my lord, travels the most +surely, the most swiftly, and the most secretly!” + +Then said Soopah Intendent, “Let Lightning carry this message secretly, +swiftly, and surely to my beloved friends the Princes Badfellah and +Bulleboye, and tell them that their godmother is dying, and bid +them seek some other godmother or sell their stokh ere it becomes +_badjee_,—worthless.” + +“Bekhesm! On our heads be it!” answered the servants; and they ran to +Lightning with the message, who flew with it to the City by the Sea, +and delivered it, even at that moment, into the hands of the Princes +Badfellah and Bulleboye. + +Now the Prince Badfellah was a wicked young man; and when he had +received this message he tore his beard and rent his garment and reviled +his godmother and his friend Soopah Intendent. But presently he arose, +and dressed himself in his finest stuffs, and went forth into the +bazaars and among the merchants, capering and dancing as he walked, and +crying in a loud voice, “Oh, happy day! Oh, day worthy to be marked with +a white stone!” + +This he said cunningly, thinking the merchants and men of the bazaars +would gather about him, which they presently did, and began to question +him: “What news, Then O most worthy and serene Highness? Tell us that we +may make merry too!” + +Then replied the cunning prince, “Good news, O my brothers, for I have +heard this day that my godmother in Silver Land is well” The merchants, +who were not aware of the substance of the real message, envied him +greatly, and said one to another, “Surely our brother the Prince +Badfellah is favored by Allah above all men;” and they were about to +retire, when the prince checked them, saying, “Tarry for a moment. Here +are my credentials or stokh. The same I will sell you for fifty thousand +sequins, for I have to give a feast to-day, and need much gold. Who will +give fifty thousand?” And he again fell to capering and dancing. But +this time the merchants drew a little apart, and some of the oldest and +wisest said, “What dirt is this which the prince would have us swallow? +If his godmother were well, why should he sell his stokh? Bismillah! The +olives are old and the jar is broken!” When Prince Badfellah perceived +them whispering, his countenance fell, and his knees smote against each +other through fear,—but, dissembling again, he said, “Well, so be it! +Lo! I have much more than shall abide with me, for my days are many and +my wants are few. Say forty thousand sequins for my stokh and let me +depart, in Allah’s name. Who will give forty thousand sequins to become +the godson of such a healthy mother?” And he again fell to capering and +dancing, but not as gayly as before, for his heart was troubled. The +merchants, however, only moved farther away. “Thirty thousand sequins,” + cried Prince Badfellah; but even as he spoke they fled before his face, +crying, “His godmother is dead. Lo! the jackals are defiling her +grave. Mashallah! he has no godmother.” And they sought out Panik, the +swift-footed messenger, and bade him shout through the bazaars that the +godmother of Prince Badfellah was dead. When he heard this, the prince +fell upon his face, and rent his garments, and covered himself with the +dust of the marketplace. As he was sitting thus, a porter passed him +with jars of wine on his shoulders, and the prince begged him to give +him a jar, for he was exceeding thirsty and faint. + +But the porter said, “What will my lord give me first?” And the prince, +in very bitterness of spirit, said, “Take this,” and handed him his +stokh, and so exchanged it for a jar of wine. + +Now the Prince Bulleboye was of a different disposition. When he +received the message of Soopah Intendent he bowed his head, and said, +“It is the will of God.” Then he rose, and without speaking a word +entered the gates of his palace. But his wife, the peerless Maree +Jahann, perceiving the gravity of his countenance, said, “Why is my +lord cast down and silent? Why are those rare and priceless pearls, +his words, shut up so tightly between those gorgeous oyster-shells, his +lips?” But to this he made no reply. Thinking further to divert him, +she brought her lute into the chamber and stood before him, and sang +the song and danced the dance of Ben Kotton, which is called Ibrahim’s +Daughter, but she could not lift the veil of sadness from his brow. + +When she had ceased, the Prince Bulleboye arose and said, “Allah is +great, and what am I, his servant, but the dust of the earth! Lo! this +day has my godmother sickened unto death, and my stokh become as a +withered palm-leaf. Call hither my servants and camel drivers, and the +merchants that have furnished me with stuffs, and the beggars who have +feasted at my table, and bid them take all that is here, for it is mine +no longer!” With these words he buried his face in his mantle and wept +aloud. + +But Maree Jahann, his wife, plucked him by the sleeve. “Prithee, my +lord,” said she, “bethink thee of the Brokah or scrivener who besought +thee but yesterday to share thy stokh with him and gave thee his bond +for fifty thousand sequins.” But the noble Prince Bulleboye, raising his +head, said, “Shall I sell to him for fifty thousand sequins that which I +know is not worth a Soo Markee? For is not all the Brokah’s wealth, even +his wife and children, pledged on that bond? Shall I ruin him to save +myself? Allah forbid! Bather let me eat the salt fish of honest penury +than the kabobs of dishonorable affluence; rather let me wallow in +the mire of virtuous oblivion than repose on the divan of luxurious +wickedness!” + +When the prince had given utterance to this beautiful and edifying +sentiment, a strain of gentle music was heard, and the rear wall of the +apartment, which had been ingeniously constructed like a flat, opened +and discovered the Ogress of Silver Land in the glare of blue fire, +seated on a triumphal car attached to two ropes which were connected +with the flies, in the very act of blessing the unconscious prince. +When the walls closed again without attracting his attention, Prince +Bulleboye arose, dressed himself in his coarsest and cheapest stuffs, +and sprinkled ashes on his head, and in this guise, having embraced +his wife, went forth into the bazaars. In this it will be perceived +how differently the good Prince Bulleboye acted from the wicked Prince +Badfellah, who put on his gayest garments, to simulate and deceive. + +Now when Prince Bulleboye entered the chief bazaar, where the merchants +of the city were gathered in council, he stood up in his accustomed +place, and all that were there held their breath, for the noble Prince +Bulleboye was much respected. “Let the Brokah whose bond I hold for +fifty thousand sequins stand forth!” said the prince. And the Brokah +stood forth from among the merchants. Then said the prince, “Here is thy +bond for fifty thousand sequins, for which I was to deliver unto thee +one half of my stokh. Know, then, O my brother,—and thou, too, O Aga of +the Brokahs,—that this my stokh which I pledged to thee is worthless. +For my godmother, the Ogress of silver Land, is dying. Thus do I release +thee from thy bond, and from the poverty which might overtake thee, as +it has even me, thy brother, the Prince Bulleboye.” And with that the +noble Prince Bulleboye tore the bond of the Brokah into pieces and +scattered it to the four winds. + +Now when the Prince tore up the bond there was a great commotion, and +some said, “Surely the Prince Bulleboye is drunken with wine;” + and others, “He is possessed of an evil spirit;” and his friends +expostulated with him, saying, “What thou hast done is not the custom +of the bazaars,—behold, it is not Biz!” But to all the prince answered +gravely, “It is right; on my own head be it!” + +But the oldest and wisest of the merchants, they who had talked with +Prince Badfellah the same morning, whispered together, and gathered +round the Brokah whose bond the Prince Bulleboye had torn up. “Hark ye,” + said they, “our brother the Prince Bulleboye is cunning as a jackal. +What bosh is this about ruining himself to save thee? Such a thing was +never heard before in the bazaars. It is a trick, O thou mooncalf of +a Brokah! Dost thou not see that he has heard good news from his +godmother, the same that was even now told us by the Prince Badfellah, +his confederate, and that he would destroy thy bond for fifty thousand +sequins because his stokh is worth a hundred thousand! Be not deceived, +O too credulous Brokah! for this that our brother the prince doeth is +not in the name of Allah, but of Biz, the only god known in the bazaars +of the city.” + +When the foolish Brokah heard these things he cried, “Justice, Aga of +the Brokahs,—justice and the fulfillment of my bond! Let the prince +deliver unto me the stokh. Here are my fifty thousand sequins.” But the +prince said, “Have I not told thee that my godmother is dying, and that +my stokh is valueless?” At this the Brokah only clamored the more for +justice and the fulfillment of his bond. Then the Aga of the Brokahs +said, “Since the bond is destroyed, behold thou hast no claim. Go thy +ways!” But the Brokah again cried, “Justice, my lord Aga! Behold, I +offer the prince seventy thousand sequins for his stokh!” But the prince +said, “It is not worth one sequin!” Then the Aga said, “Bismillah! I +cannot understand this. Whether thy godmother be dead, or dying, or +immortal, does not seem to signify. Therefore, O prince, by the laws +of Biz and Allah, though art released. Give the Brokah thy stokh for +seventy thousand sequins, and bid him depart in peace. On his own head +be it!” When the prince heard this command, he handed the stokh to the +Brokah, who counted out to him seventy thousand sequins. But the heart +of the virtuous prince did not rejoice, nor did the Brokah when he found +his stokh was valueless; but the merchants lifted their hands in wonder +at the sagacity and wisdom of the famous Prince Bulleboye. For none +would believe that it was the law of Allah that the prince followed, and +not the rules of Biz. + + + + +THE CHRISTMAS GIFT THAT CAME TO RUPERT + +A STORY FOR LITTLE SOLDIERS + + +It was the Christmas season in California,—a season of falling rain and +springing grasses. There were intervals when, through driving clouds and +flying scud, the sun visited the haggard hills with a miracle, and death +and resurrection were as one, and out of the very throes of decay a +joyous life struggled outward and upward. Even the storms that swept +down the dead leaves nurtured the tender buds that took their places. +There were no episodes of snowy silence; over the quickening fields the +farmer’s ploughshare hard followed the furrows left by the latest rains. +Perhaps it was for this reason that the Christmas evergreens which +decorated the drawing-room took upon themselves a foreign aspect, and +offered a weird contrast to the roses, seen dimly through the windows, +as the southwest wind beat their soft faces against the panes. + +“Now,” said the doctor, drawing his chair closer to the fire, and +looking mildly but firmly at the semicircle of flaxen heads around him, +“I want it distinctly understood before I begin my story, that I am not +to be interrupted by any ridiculous questions. At the first one I shall +stop. At the second, I shall feel it my duty to administer a dose +of castor-oil all round. The boy that moves his legs or arms will be +understood to invite amputation. I have brought my instruments with me, +and never allow pleasure to interfere with my business. Do you promise?” + +“Yes, sir,” said six small voices simultaneously. The volley was, +however, followed by half a dozen dropping questions. + +“Silence! Bob, put your feet down, and stop rattling that sword. Flora +shall sit by my side, like a little lady, and be an example to the rest. +Fung Tang shall stay, too, if he likes. Now, turn down the gas a little; +there, that will do—just enough to make the fire look brighter, and to +show off the Christmas candles. Silence, everybody! The boy who cracks +an almond, or breathes too loud over his raisins, will be put out of the +room.” + +There was a profound silence. Bob laid his sword tenderly aside and +nursed his leg thoughtfully. Flora, after coquettishly adjusting the +pockets of her little apron, put her arm upon the doctor’s shoulder, and +permitted herself to be drawn beside him. Fung Tang, the little heathen +page, who was permitted, on this rare occasion, to share the Christmas +revels in the drawing-room, surveyed the group with a smile that was at +once sweet and philosophical. The light ticking of a French clock on the +mantel, supported by a young shepherdess of bronze complexion and great +symmetry of limb, was the only sound that disturbed the Christmas-like +peace of the apartment,—a peace which held the odors of evergreens, new +toys, cedar boxes, glue, and varnish in a harmonious combination that +passed all understanding. + +“About four years ago at this time,” began the doctor, “I attended a +course of lectures in a certain city. One of the professors, who was a +sociable, kindly man—though somewhat practical and hard-headed—invited +me to his house on Christmas night. I was very glad to go, as I was +anxious to see one of his sons, who, though only twelve years old, was +said to be very clever. I dare not tell you how many Latin verses this +little fellow could recite, or how many English ones he had composed. In +the first place, you’d want me to repeat them; secondly, I’m not a judge +of poetry—Latin or English. But there were judges who said they were +wonderful for a boy, and everybody predicted a splendid future for him. +Everybody but his father. He shook his head doubtingly whenever it was +mentioned, for, as I have told you, he was a practical, matter-of-fact +man. + +“There was a pleasant party at the professor’s that night. All the +children of the neighborhood were there, and among them the professor’s +clever son, Rupert, as they called him—a thin little chap, about as +tall as Bobby there, and fair and delicate as Flora by my side. His +health was feeble, his father said; he seldom ran about and played with +other boys—preferring to stay at home and brood over his books, and +compose what he called his verses. + +“Well, we had a Christmas-tree just like this, and we had been laughing +and talking, calling the names of the children who had presents on the +tree, and everybody was very happy and joyous, when one of the children +suddenly uttered a cry of mingled surprise and hilarity, and said, +‘Here’s something for Rupert—and what do you think it is?’ + +“We all guessed. ‘A desk;’ ‘A copy of Milton;’ ‘A gold pen;’ ‘A rhyming +dictionary.’ ‘No? what then?’ + +“‘A drum!’ + +“‘A what?’ asked everybody. + +“‘A drum! with Rupert’s name on it.’ + +“Sure enough, there it was. A good-sized, bright, new, brass-bound drum, +with a slip of paper on it, with the inscription, ‘For RUPERT.’ + +“Of course we all laughed, and thought it a good joke. ‘You see you’re +to make a noise in the world, Rupert!’ said one. ‘Here’s parchment for +the poet,’ said another. ‘Rupert’s last work in sheepskin covers,’ said +a third. ‘Give us a classical tune, Rupert,’ said a fourth, and so on. +But Rupert seemed too mortified to speak; he changed color, bit his +lips, and finally burst into a passionate fit of crying and left the +room. Then those who had joked him felt ashamed, and everybody began to +ask who had put the drum there. But no one knew, or, if they did, the +unexpected sympathy awakened for the sensitive boy kept them silent. +Even the servants were called up and questioned, but no one could give +any idea where it came from. And what was still more singular, everybody +declared that up to the moment it was produced, no one had seen it +hanging on the tree. What do I think? Well, I have my own opinion. But +no questions! Enough for you to know that Rupert did not come downstairs +again that night, and the party soon after broke up. + +“I had almost forgotten those things, for the war of the Rebellion +broke out the next spring, and I was appointed surgeon in one of the +new regiments, and was on my way to the seat of war. But I had to pass +through the city where the professor lived, and there I met him. My +first question was about Rupert. The professor shook his head sadly. +‘He’s not so well’ he said; ‘he has been declining since last Christmas, +when you saw him. A very strange case,’ he added, giving it a long Latin +name, ‘a very singular case. But go and see him yourself’ he urged; ‘it +may distract his mind and do him good.’ + +“I went accordingly to the professor’s house, and found Rupert lying +on a sofa propped up with pillows. Around him were scattered his books, +and, what seemed in singular contrast, that drum I told you about was +hanging on a nail just above his head. His face was thin and wasted; +there was a red spot on either cheek, and his eyes were very bright and +widely opened. He was glad to see me, and when I told him where I was +going, he asked a thousand questions about the war. I thought I had +thoroughly diverted his mind from its sick and languid fancies, when he +suddenly grasped my hand and drew me towards him. + +“‘Doctor,’ said he, in a low whisper, ‘you won’t laugh at me if I tell +you something?’ + +“‘No, certainly not,’ I said. + +“‘You remember that drum?’ he said, pointing to the glittering toy that +hung against the wall. ‘You know, too, how it came to me. A few weeks +after Christmas I was lying half asleep here, and the drum was hanging +on the wall, when suddenly I heard it beaten; at first low and slowly, +then faster and louder, until its rolling filled the house. In the +middle of the night I heard it again. I did not dare to tell anybody +about it, but I have heard it every night ever since.’ + +“He paused and looked anxiously in my face. ‘Sometimes,’ he continued, +‘it is played softly, sometimes loudly, but always quickening to a long +roll, so loud and alarming that I have looked to see people coming into +my room to ask what was the matter. But I think, doctor—I think,’ he +repeated slowly, looking up with painful interest into my face, ‘that no +one hears it but myself.’ + +“I thought so, too, but I asked him if he had heard it at any other +time. + +“‘Once or twice in the daytime,’ he replied, ‘when I have been reading +or writing; then very loudly, as though it were angry, and tried in that +way to attract my attention away from my books.’ + +“I looked into his face and placed my hand upon his pulse. His eyes were +very bright and his pulse a little flurried and quick. I then tried +to explain to him that he was very weak, and that his senses were very +acute, as most weak people’s are; and how that when he read, or grew +interested and excited, or when he was tired at night, the throbbing of +a big artery made the beating sound he heard. He listened to me with +a sad smile of unbelief, but thanked me, and in a little while I went +away. But as I was going downstairs I met the professor. I gave him my +opinion of the case—well, no matter what it was. + +“‘He wants fresh air and exercise’ said the professor, ‘and some +practical experience of life, sir.’ The professor was not a bad man, but +he was a little worried and impatient, and thought—as clever people are +apt to think—that things which he didn’t understand were either silly +or improper. + +“I left the city that very day, and in the excitement of battlefields +and hospitals I forgot all about little Rupert, nor did I hear of him +again, until one day, meeting an old classmate in the army, who had +known the professor, he told me that Rupert had become quite insane, and +that in one of his paroxysms he had escaped from the house, and as he +had never been found, it was feared that he had fallen into the river +and was drowned. I was terribly shocked for the moment, as you may +imagine; but, dear me, I was living just then among scenes as terrible +and shocking, and I had little time to spare to mourn over poor Rupert. + +“It was not long after receiving this intelligence that we had a +terrible battle, in which a portion of our army was slaughtered. I was +detached from my brigade to ride over to the battlefield and assist the +surgeons of the beaten division, who had more on their hands than they +could attend to. When I reached the barn that served for a temporary +hospital, I went at once to work. Ah! Bob,” said the doctor +thoughtfully, taking the bright sword from the hands of the +half-frightened Bob, and holding it gravely before him, “these pretty +playthings are symbols of cruel, ugly realities.” + +“I turned to a tall, stout Vermonter,” he continued, very slowly, +tracing a pattern on the rug with the point of the scabbard, “who was +badly wounded in both thighs, but he held up his hands and begged me to +help others first who needed it more than he. I did not at first heed +his request, for this kind of unselfishness was very common in the +army; but he went on, ‘For God’s sake, doctor, leave me here; there is a +drummer boy of our regiment—a mere child—dying, if he isn’t dead now. +Go and see him first. He lies over there. He saved more than one life. +He was at his post in the panic of this morning, and saved the honor of +the regiment.’ I was so much more impressed by the man’s manner than +by the substance of his speech, which was, however, corroborated by the +other poor fellows stretched around me, that I passed over to where +the drummer lay, with his drum beside him. I gave one glance at his +face—and—yes, Bob—yes, my children—it _was_ Rupert. + +“Well! well! it needed not the chalked cross which my brother surgeons +had left upon the rough board whereon he lay to show how urgent was the +relief he sought; it needed not the prophetic words of the Vermonter, +nor the damp that mingled with the brown curls that clung to his pale +forehead, to show how hopeless it was now. I called him by name. He +opened his eyes—larger, I thought, in the new vision that was beginning +to dawn upon him—and recognized me. He whispered, ‘I’m glad you are +come, but I don’t think you can do me any good.’ + +“I could not tell him a lie. I could not say anything. I only pressed +his hand in mine as he went on. + +“‘But you will see father, and ask him to forgive me. Nobody is to blame +but myself. It was a long time before I understood why the drum came to +me that Christmas night, and why it kept calling to me every night, and +what it said. I know it now. The work is done, and I am content. Tell +father it is better as it is. I should have lived only to worry and +perplex him, and something in me tells me this is right.’ + +“He lay still for a moment, and then grasping my hand, said,— + +“‘Hark!’ + +“I listened, but heard nothing but the suppressed moans of the wounded +men around me. ‘The drum’ he said faintly; ‘don’t you hear it?—the drum +is calling me.’ + +“He reached out his arm to where it lay, as though he would embrace it. + +“‘Listen’—he went on—‘it’s the reveille. There are the ranks drawn +up in review. Don’t you see the sunlight flash down the long line of +bayonets? Their faces are shining—they present arms—there comes the +General—but his face I cannot look at for the glory round his head. He +sees me; he smiles, it is’—and with a name upon his lips that he had +learned long ago, he stretched himself wearily upon the planks and lay +quite still. + +“That’s all. + +“No questions now—never mind what became of the drum. + +“Who’s that sniveling? + +“Bless my soul! where’s my pill-box?” + + +THE END + + + + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WORKS OF BRET HARTE *** + +***** This file should be named 6373-0.txt or 6373-0.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + https://www.gutenberg.org/6/3/7/6373/ + +Updated editions will replace the previous one—the old editions will +be renamed. + +Creating the works from print editions not protected by U.S. copyright +law means that no one owns a United States copyright in these works, +so the Foundation (and you!) can copy and distribute it in the +United States without permission and without paying copyright +royalties. 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