diff options
Diffstat (limited to 'old')
| -rw-r--r-- | old/prgrk10.txt | 11930 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | old/prgrk10.zip | bin | 0 -> 213181 bytes |
2 files changed, 11930 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/old/prgrk10.txt b/old/prgrk10.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1284f79 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/prgrk10.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11930 @@ +Project Gutenberg's The Prince of Graustark, by George Barr McCutcheon +#17 in our series by George Barr McCutcheon + +Copyright laws are changing all over the world. Be sure to check the +copyright laws for your country before downloading or redistributing +this or any other Project Gutenberg eBook. + +This header should be the first thing seen when viewing this Project +Gutenberg file. Please do not remove it. Do not change or edit the +header without written permission. + +Please read the "legal small print," and other information about the +eBook and Project Gutenberg at the bottom of this file. Included is +important information about your specific rights and restrictions in +how the file may be used. You can also find out about how to make a +donation to Project Gutenberg, and how to get involved. + + +**Welcome To The World of Free Plain Vanilla Electronic Texts** + +**eBooks Readable By Both Humans and By Computers, Since 1971** + +*****These eBooks Were Prepared By Thousands of Volunteers!***** + + +Title: The Prince of Graustark + +Author: George Barr McCutcheon + +Release Date: August, 2004 [EBook #6353] +[Yes, we are more than one year ahead of schedule] +[This file was first posted on November 29, 2002] + +Edition: 10 + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE PRINCE OF GRAUSTARK *** + + + + +Produced by Duncan Harrod, Juliet Sutherland, Charles Franks +and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team. + + + + + +THE PRINCE OF GRAUSTARK + +BY + +GEORGE BARR McCUTCHEON + +Author of "Graustark", "Beverly of Graustark," etc. + +With Illustrations by +A.I. KELLER + +1914 + + + + +CONTENTS + + +CHAPTER + + I MR. AND MRS. BLITHERS DISCUSS MATRIMONY + + II TWO COUNTRIES DISCUSS MARRIAGE + + III MR. BLITHERS GOES VISITING + + IV PROTECTING THE BLOOD + + V PRINCE ROBIN is ASKED TO STAND UP + + VI THE PRINCE AND MR. BLITHERS + + VII A LETTER FROM MAUD + + VIII ON BOARD THE JUPITER + + IX THE PRINCE MEETS MISS GUILE + + X AN HOUR ON DECK + + XI THE LIEUTENANT RECEIVES ORDERS + + XII THE LIEUTENANT REPORTS + + XIII THE RED LETTER B + + XIV THE CAT IS AWAY + + XV THE MICE IN A TRAP + + XVI THREE MESSAGES + + XVII THE PRODIGAL DAUGHTER + +XVIII A WORD OF ENCOURAGEMENT + + XIX "WHAT WILL MY PEOPLE DO" + + XX LOVE IN ABEYANCE + + XXI MR. BLITHERS ARRIVES IN GRAUSTARK + + XXII A VISIT TO THE CASTLE + +XXIII PINGARI'S + + XIV JUST WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN EXPECTED + + + + +ILLUSTRATIONS + +Her eyes were starry bright, her red lips were parted. +_Frontispiece_ + +"You will be her choice," said the other, without the quiver of an +eye-lash. + +"I shall pray for continuous rough weather." + +The dignified Ministry of Graustark sat agape. + + + + +CHAPTER I + +MR. AND MRS. BLITHERS DISCUSS MATRIMONY + + +"My dear," said Mr. Blithers, with decision," you can't tell me." + +"I know I can't," said his wife, quite as positively. She knew when +she could tell him a thing and when she couldn't. + +It was quite impossible to impart information to Mr. Blithers when he +had the tips of two resolute fingers embedded in his ears. That +happened to be his customary and rather unfair method of conquering +her when an argument was going against him, not for want of logic on +his part, but because it was easier to express himself with his ears +closed than with them open. By this means he effectually shut out the +voice of opposition and had the discussion all to himself. Of course, +it would have been more convincing if he had been permitted to hear +the sound of his own eloquence; still, it was effective. + +She was sure to go on talking for two or three minutes and then +subside in despair. A woman will not talk to a stone wall. Nor will +she wantonly allow an argument to die while there remains the +slightest chance of its survival. Given the same situation, a man +would get up and leave his wife sitting there with her fingers in her +ears; and, as he bolted from the room in high dudgeon, he would be +mean enough to call attention to her pig-headedness. In most cases, a +woman is content to listen to a silly argument rather than to leave +the room just because her husband elects to be childish about a +perfectly simple elucidation of the truth. + +Mrs. Blithers had lived with Mr. Blithers, more or less, for twenty- +five years and she knew him like a book. He was a forceful person who +would have his own way, even though he had to put his fingers in his +ears to get it. At one period of their joint connubial agreement, +when he had succeeded in accumulating a pitiful hoard amounting to +but little more than ten millions of dollars, she concluded to live +abroad for the purpose of educating their daughter, allowing him in +the meantime to increase his fortune to something like fifty millions +without having to worry about household affairs. But she had +sojourned with him long enough, at odd times, to realise that, so +long as he lived, he would never run away from an argument--unless, +by some dreadful hook or crook, he should be so unfortunate as to be +deprived of the use of both hands. She found room to gloat, of +course, in the fact that he was obliged to stop up his ears in order +to shut out the incontrovertible. + +Moreover, when he called her "my dear" instead of the customary Lou, +it was a sign of supreme obstinacy on his part and could not, by any +stretch of the imagination, be regarded as an indication of placid +affection. He always said "my dear" at the top of his voice and with +a great deal of irascibility. + +Mr. William W. Blithers was a self-made man who had begun his career +by shouting lustily at a team of mules in a railway construction +camp. Other drivers had tried to improve on his vocabulary but even +the mules were able to appreciate the futility of such an ambition, +and later on, when he came to own two or three railroads, to say +nothing of a few mines and a steam yacht, his ability to drive men +was even more noteworthy than his power over the jackasses had been. +But driving mules and men was one thing, driving a wife another. What +incentive has a man, said he, when after he gets through bullying a +creature that very creature turns in and caresses him? No self- +respecting mule ever did such a thing as that, and no man would think +of it except with horror. There is absolutely no defence against a +creature who will rub your head with loving, gentle fingers after she +has worked you up to the point where you could kill her with +pleasure--or at least so said Mr. Blithers with rueful frequency. + +Mr. and Mrs. Blithers had been discussing royalty. Up to the previous +week they had restricted themselves to the nobility, but as an event +of unexampled importance had transpired in the interim, they now felt +that it would be the rankest stupidity to consider any one short of a +Prince Royal in picking out a suitable husband--or, more properly +speaking, consort--for their only daughter, Maud Applegate Blithers, +aged twenty. + +Mrs. Blithers long ago had convinced her husband that no ordinary +human being of the male persuasion was worthy of their daughter's +hand, and had set her heart on having nothing meaner than a Duke on +the family roll,--(Blithers alluded to it for a while as the pay- +roll)--, with the choice lying between England and Italy. At first, +Blithers, being an honest soul, insisted that a good American +gentleman was all that anybody could ask for in the way of a son-in- +law, and that when it came to a grandchild it would be perfectly +proper to christen him Duke--lots of people did!--and that was about +all that a title amounted to anyway. She met this with the retort +that Maud might marry a man named Jones, and how would Duke Jones +sound? He weakly suggested that they could christen him Marmaduke +and--but she reminded him of his oft-repeated boast that there was +nothing in the world too good for Maud and instituted a pictorial +campaign against his prejudices by painting in the most alluring +colours the picture of a ducal palace in which the name of Jones +would never be uttered except when employed in directing the fifth +footman or the third stable-boy--or perhaps a scullery maid--to do +this, that or the other thing at the behest of her Grace, the +daughter of William W. Blithers. This eventually worked on his +imagination to such an extent that he forgot his natural pride and +admitted that perhaps she was right. + +But now, just as they were on the point of accepting, in lieu of a +Duke, an exceptionally promising Count, the aforesaid event conspired +to completely upset all of their plans--or notions, so to speak. It +was nothing less than the arrival in America of an eligible Prince of +the royal blood, a ruling Prince at that. As a matter of fact he had +not only arrived in America but upon the vast estate adjoining their +own in the Catskills. + +Fortunately nothing definite had been arranged with the Count. Mrs. +Blithers now advised waiting a while before giving a definite answer +to his somewhat eager proposal, especially as he was reputed to have +sufficient means of his own to defend the chateau against any +immediate peril of profligacy. She counselled Mr. Blithers to notify +him that he deemed it wise to take the matter under advisement for a +couple of weeks at least, but not to commit himself to anything +positively negative. + +Mr. Blithers said that he had never heard anything so beautifully +adroit as "positively negative," and directed his secretary to submit +to him without delay the draft of a tactful letter to the anxious +nobleman. They were agreed that a Prince was more to be desired than +a Count and, as long as they were actually about it, they might as +well aim high. Somewhat hazily Mr. Blithers had Inquired if it +wouldn't be worth while to consider a King, but his wife set him +straight in short order. + +Peculiarly promising their hopes was the indisputable fact that the +Prince's mother had married an American, thereby establishing a +precedent behind which no constitutional obstacle could thrive, and +had lived very happily with the gentleman in spite of the critics. +Moreover, she had met him while sojourning on American soil, and that +was certainly an excellent augury for the success of the present +enterprise. What could be more fitting than that the son should +follow in the footsteps of an illustrious mother? If an American +gentleman was worthy of a princess, why not the other way about? +Certainly Maud Blithers was as full of attributes as any man in +America. + +It appears that the Prince, after leisurely crossing the continent on +his way around the world, had come to the Truxton Kings for a long- +promised and much-desired visit, the duration of which depended to +some extent on his own inclinations, and not a little on the outcome +of the war-talk that affected two great European nations--Russia and +Austria. Ever since the historic war between the Balkan allies and +the Turks, in 1912 and 1913, there had been mutterings, and now the +situation had come to be admittedly precarious. Mr. Blithers was in a +position to know that the little principality over which the young +man reigned was bound to be drawn into the cataclysm, not as a +belligerent or an ally, but in the matter of a loan that +inconveniently expired within the year and which would hardly be +renewed by Russia with the prospect of vast expenditures of war +threatening her treasury. The loan undoubtedly would be called and +Graustark was not in a position to pay out of her own slender +resources, two years of famine having fallen upon the people at a +time when prosperity was most to be desired. + +He was in touch with the great financial movements in all the world's +capitals, and he knew that retrenchment was the watchword. It would +be no easy matter for the little principality to negotiate a loan at +this particular time, nor was there even a slender chance that Russia +would be benevolently disposed toward her debtors, no matter how +small their obligations. They who owed would be called upon to pay, +they who petitioned would be turned away with scant courtesy. It was +the private opinion of Mr. Blithers that the young Prince and the +trusted agents who accompanied him on his journey, were in the United +States solely for the purpose of arranging a loan through sources +that could only be reached by personal appeal. But, naturally, Mr. +Blithers couldn't breathe this to a soul. Under the circumstances he +couldn't even breathe it to his wife who, he firmly believed, was +soulless. + +But all this is beside the question. The young Prince of Graustark +was enjoying American hospitality, and no matter what he owed to +Russia, America owed to him its most punctillious consideration. If +Mr. Blithers was to have anything to say about the matter, it would +be for the ear of the Prince alone and not for the busybodies. + +The main point is that the Prince was now rusticating within what you +might call a stone's throw of the capacious and lordly country +residence of Mr. Blithers; moreover, he was an uncommonly attractive +chap, with a laugh that was so charged with heartiness that it didn't +seem possible that he could have a drop of royal blood in his +vigorous young body. And the perfectly ridiculous part of the whole +situation was that Mr. and Mrs. King lived in a modest, vine-covered +little house that could have been lost in the servants' quarters at +Blitherwood. Especially aggravating, too, was the attitude of the +Kings. They were really nobodies, so to speak, and yet they blithely +called their royal guest "Bobby" and allowed him to fetch and carry +for their women-folk quite as if he were an ordinary whipper-snapper +up from the city to spend the week-end. + +The remark with which Mr. Blithers introduces this chapter was in +response to an oft-repeated declaration made by his wife in the shade +of the red, white and blue awning of the terrace overlooking, from +its despotic heights, the modest red roof of the King villa in the +valley below. Mrs. Blithers merely had stated--but over and over +again--that money couldn't buy everything in the world, referring +directly to social eminence and indirectly to their secret ambition +to capture a Prince of the royal blood for their daughter Maud. She +had prefaced this opinion, however, with the exceedingly irritating +insinuation that Mr. Blithers was not in his right mind when he +proposed inviting the Prince to spend a few weeks at Blitherwood, +provided the young man could cut short his visit in the home of Mr. +and Mrs. King, who, he had asseverated, were not in a position to +entertain royalty as royalty was in the habit of being entertained. + +Long experience had taught Mr. Blithers to read the lip and eye +language with some degree of certainty, so by watching his wife's +indignant face closely he was able to tell when she was succumbing to +reason. He was a burly, domineering person who reasoned for every one +within range of his voice, and it was only when his wife became +coldly sarcastic that he closed his ears and boomed his opinions into +her very teeth, so to say, joyfully overwhelming her with facts which +it were futile for her to attempt to deny. He was aware, quite as +much so as if he had heard the words, that she was now saying: + +"Well, there is absolutely no use arguing with you, Will. Have it +your way if it pleases you." + +Eying her with some uneasiness, he cautiously inserted his thumbs in +the armholes of his brocaded waistcoat, and proclaimed: + +"As I said before, Lou, there isn't a foreign nobleman, from the +Emperor down, who is above grabbing a few million dollars. They're +all hard up, and what do they gain by marrying ladies of noble birth +if said ladies are the daughters of noblemen who are as hard up as +all the rest of 'em? Besides, hasn't Maud been presented at Court? +Didn't you see to that? How about that pearl necklace I gave her when +she was presented? Wasn't it the talk of the season? There wasn't a +Duke in England who didn't figure the cost of that necklace to within +a guinea or two. No girl ever had better advertising than--" + +"We were speaking of Prince Robin," remarked his wife, with a slight +shudder. Mrs. Blithers came of better stock than her husband. His +gaucheries frequently set her teeth on edge. She was born in +Providence and sometimes mentioned the occurrence when particularly +desirous of squelching him, not unkindly perhaps but by way of making +him realise that their daughter had good blood in her veins. Mr. +Blithers had heard, in a round-about way, that he first saw the light +of day in Jersey City, although after he became famous Newark claimed +him. He did not bother about the matter. + +"Well, he's like all the rest of them," said he, after a moment of +indecision. Something told him that he really ought to refrain from +talking about the cost of things, even in the bosom of his family. He +had heard that only vulgarians speak of their possessions. "Now, +there's no reason in the world why we shouldn't consider his offer. +He--" + +"Offer?" she cried, aghast. "He has made no offer, Will. He doesn't +even know that Maud is in existence. How can you say such a thing?" + +"I was merely looking ahead, that's all. My motto is 'Look Ahead.' +You know it as well as I do. Where would I be to-day if I hadn't +looked ahead and seen what was going to happen before the other +fellow had his eyes open? Will you tell me that? Where, I say? What's +more, where would I be now if I hadn't looked ahead and seen what a +marriage with the daughter of Judge Morton would mean to me in the +long run?" He felt that he had uttered a very pretty and convincing +compliment." I never made a bad bargain in my life, Lou, and it +wasn't guess-work when I married you. You, my dear old girl, you were +the solid foundation on which I--" + +"I know," she said wearily; "you've said it a thousand times: 'The +foundation on which I built my temple of posterity'--yes, I know, +Will. But I am still unalterably opposed to making ourselves +ridiculous in the eyes of Mr. and Mrs. King." + +"Ridiculous? I don't understand you." + +"Well, you will after you think it over," she said quietly, and he +scowled in positive perplexity. + +"Don't you think he'd be a good match for Maud?" he asked, after many +minutes. He felt that he had thought it over. + +"Are you thinking of kidnapping him, Will?" she demanded. + +"Certainly not! But all you've got to do is to say that he's the man +for Maud and I'll--I'll do the rest. That's the kind of a man I am, +Lou. You say you don't want Count What's-His-Name,--that is, you +don't want him as much as you did,--and you do say that it would be +the grandest thing in the world if Maud could be the Princess of +Grosstick--" + +"Graustark, Will." + +"That's what I said. Well, if you want her to be the Princess of +_THAT_, I'll see that she is, providing this fellow is a gentleman and +worthy of _her_. The only Prince I ever knew was a damned rascal, and +I'm going to be careful about this one. You remember that measly--" + +"There is no question about Prince Robin," said she sharply. + +"I suppose the only question is, how much will he want?" + +"You mean--settlement?" + +"Sure." + +"Have you no romance in your soul, William Blithers?" + +"I never believed in fairy stories," said he grimly. "And what's +more, I don't take any stock in cheap novels in which American heroes +go about marrying into royal families and all that sort of rot. It +isn't done, Lou. If you want to marry into a royal family you've got +to put up the coin." + +"Prince Robin's mother, the poor Princess Yetive, married an American +for love, let me remind you." + +"Umph! Where is this Groostock anyway?" + +"'Somewhere east of the setting sun,'" she quoted. "You _must_ learn +how to pronounce it." + +"I never was good at foreign languages. By the way, where is Maud +this afternoon?" + +"Motoring." + +He waited for additional information. It was not vouchsafed, so he +demanded somewhat fearfully: + +"Who with?" + +"Young Scoville." + +He scowled. "He's a loafer, Lou. No good in the world. I don't like +the way you let--" + +"He is of a very good family, my dear. I--" + +"Is he--er--in love with her?" + +"Certainly." + +"Good Lord!" + +"And why not? Isn't every one she meets in love with her?" + +"I--I suppose so," he admitted sheepishly. His face brightened. "And +there's no reason why this Prince shouldn't fall heels over head, is +there? Well, there you are! That will make a difference in the +settlement, believe me--a difference of a couple of millions at +least, if--" + +She arose abruptly. "You are positively disgusting, Will. Can't you +think of anything but--" + +"Say, ain't that Maudie coming up the drive now? Sure it is! By +gracious, did you ever see anything to beat her? She's got 'em all +beat a mile when it comes to looks and style and--Oh, by the way," +lowering his voice to a hoarse, confidential whisper, "--I wouldn't +say anything to her about the marriage just yet if I were you. I want +to look him over first." + + + + +CHAPTER II + +TWO COUNTRIES DISCUSS MARRIAGE + + +Prince Robin of Graustark was as good-looking a chap as one would see +in a week's journey. Little would one suspect him of being the +descendant of a long and distinguished line of princes, save for the +unmistakeable though indefinable something in his eye that exacted +rather than invited the homage of his fellow man. His laugh was a +free and merry one, his spirits as effervescent as wine, his manner +blithe and boyish; yet beneath all this fair and guileless exposition +of carelessness lay the sober integrity of caste. It looked out +through the steady, unswerving eyes, even when they twinkled with +mirth; it met the gaze of the world with a serene imperiousness that +gave way before no mortal influence; it told without boastfulness a +story of centuries. For he was the son of a princess royal, and the +blood of ten score rulers of men had come down to him as a heritage +of strength. + +His mother, the beautiful, gracious and lamented Yetive, set all +royal circles by the ears when she married the American, Lorry, back +in the nineties. A special act of the ministry had legalised this +union and the son of the American was not deprived of his right to +succeed to the throne which his forebears had occupied for centuries. +From his mother he had inherited the right of kings, from his father +the spirit of freedom; from his mother the power of majesty, from his +father the power to see beyond that majesty. When little more than a +babe in arms he was orphaned and the affairs of state fell upon the +shoulders of three loyal and devoted men who served as regents until +he became of age. + +Wisely they served both him and the people through the years that +intervened between the death of the Princess and her consort and the +day when he reached his majority. That day was a glorious one in +Graustark. The people worshipped the little Prince when he was in +knickerbockers and played with toys; they saw him grow to manhood +with hearts that were full of hope and contentment; they made him +their real ruler with the same joyous spirit that had attended him in +the days when he sat in the great throne and "made believe" that he +was one of the mighty, despite the fact that his little legs barely +reached to the edge of the gold and silver seat,--and slept soundly +through all the befuddling sessions of the cabinet. He was seven when +the great revolt headed by Count Marlanx came so near to overthrowing +the government, and he behaved like the Prince that he was. It was +during those perilous times that he came to know the gallant Truxton +King in whose home he was now a happy guest. But before Truxton King +he knew the lovely girl who became the wife of that devoted +adventurer, and who, to him, was always to be "Aunt Loraine." + +As a very small boy he had paid two visits to the homeland of his +father, but after the death of his parents his valuable little person +was guarded so jealously by his subjects that not once had he set +foot beyond the borders of Graustark, except on two widely separated +occasions of great pomp and ceremony at the courts of Vienna and St. +Petersburgh, and a secret journey to London when he was seventeen. +(It appears that he was determined to see a great football match.) On +each of these occasions he was attended by watchful members of the +cabinet and certain military units in the now far from insignificant +standing army. As a matter of fact, he witnessed the football match +from the ordinary stands, surrounded by thousands of unsuspecting +Britons, but carefully wedged in between two generals of his own army +and flanked by a minister of police, a minister of the treasury and a +minister of war, all of whom were excessively bored by the contest +and more or less appalled by his unregal enthusiasm. He had insisted +on going to the match incog, to enjoy it for all it was worth to the +real spectators--those who sit or stand where the compression is not +unlike that applied to a box of sardines. + +The regency expired when he was twenty years of age, and he became +ruler in fact, of himself as well as of the half-million subjects who +had waited patiently for the great day that was to see him crowned +and glorified. Not one was there in that goodly half million who +stood out against him on that triumphant day; not one who possessed a +sullen or resentful heart. He was their Prince, and they loved him +well. After that wonderful coronation day he would never forget that +he was a Prince or that the hearts of a half million were to throb +with love for him so long as he was man as well as Prince. + +Mr. Blithers was very close to the truth when he said (to himself, if +you remember) that the financial situation in the far-off +principality was not all that could be desired. It is true that +Graustark was in Russia's debt to the extent of some twenty million +gavvos,--about thirty millions of dollars, in other words,--and that +the day of reckoning was very near at hand. The loan was for a period +of twelve years, and had been arranged contrary to the advice of John +Tullis, an American financier who long had been interested in the +welfare of the principality through friendship for the lamented +Prince Consort, Lorry. He had been farsighted enough to realise that +Russia would prove a hard creditor, even though she may have been +sincere in her protestations of friendship for the modest borrower. + +A stubborn element in the cabinet overcame his opposition, however, +and the debt was contracted, taxation increased by popular vote and a +period of governmental thriftiness inaugurated. Railroads, highways, +bridges and aqueducts were built, owned and controlled by the state, +and the city of Edelweiss rebuilt after the devastation created +during the revolt of Count Marlanx and his minions. There seemed to +be some prospect of vindication for the ministry and Tullis, who +lived in Edelweiss, was fair-minded enough to admit that their action +appeared to have been for the best. The people had prospered and +taxes were paid in full and without complaint. The reserve fund grew +steadily and surely and there was every prospect that when the huge +debt came due it would be paid in cash. But on the very crest of +their prosperity came adversity. For two years the crops failed and a +pestilence swept through the herds. The flood of gavvos that had been +pouring into the treasury dwindled into a pitiful rivulet; the little +that came in was applied, of necessity, to administration purposes +and the maintenance of the army, and there was not so much as a penny +left over for the so-called sinking fund. + +A year of grace remained. The minister of finance had long since +recovered from the delusion that it would be easy to borrow from +England or France to pay the Russians, there being small prospect of +a renewal by the Czar even for a short period at a higher rate of +interest. The great nations of Europe made it plain to the little +principality that they would not put a finger in Russia's pie at this +stage of the game. Russia was ready to go to war with her great +neighbour, Austria. Diplomacy--caution, if you will,--made it +imperative that other nations should sit tight and look to their own +knitting, so to say. Not one could afford to be charged with +befriending, even in a round-about way, either of the angry +grumblers. + +It was only too well known in diplomatic circles that Russia coveted +the railroads of Graustark, as a means of throwing troops into a +remote and almost impregnable portion of Austria. If the debt were +paid promptly, it would be impossible, according to international +law, for the great White Bear to take over these roads and at least a +portion of the western border of the principality. Obviously, Austria +would be benefitted by the prompt lifting of the debt, but her own +relations with Russia were so strained that an offer to come to the +rescue of Graustark would be taken at once as an open affront and +vigorously resented. Her hands were tied. + +The northern and western parts of Graustark were rich with productive +mines. The government had built railroads throughout these sections +so that the yield of coal and copper might be given an outlet to the +world at large. In making the loan, Russia had demanded these +prosperous sections as security for the vast sum advanced, and +Graustark in an evil hour had submitted, little suspecting the trick +that Dame Nature was to play in the end. + +Private banking institutions in Europe refused to make loans under +the rather exasperating circumstances, preferring to take no chances. +Money was not cheap in these bitter days, neither in Europe nor +America. Caution was the watchword. A vast European war was not +improbable, despite the sincere efforts on the part of the various +nations to keep out of the controversy. + +Nor was Mr. Blithers far from right in his shrewd surmise that Prince +Robin and his agents were not without hope in coming to America at +this particular time. Graustark had laid by barely half the amount +required to lift the debt to Russia. It was not beyond the bounds of +reason to expect her Prince to secure the remaining fifteen millions +through private sources in New York City. + +Six weeks prior to his arrival in New York, the young Prince landed +in San Francisco. He had come by way of the Orient, accompanied by +the Chief of Staff of the Graustark Army, Count Quinnox,--hereditary +watch-dog to the royal family!--and a young lieutenant of the guard, +Boske Dank. Two men were they who would have given a thousand lives +in the service of their Prince. No less loyal was the body-servant +who looked after the personal wants of the eager young traveller, an +Englishman of the name of Hobbs. A very poor valet was he, but an +exceptionally capable person when it came to the checking of luggage +and the divining of railway time-tables. He had been an agent for +Cook's. It was quite impossible to miss a train that Hobbs suspected +of being the right one. + +Prince Robin came unheralded and traversed the breadth of the +continent without attracting more than the attention that is bestowed +upon good-looking young men. Like his mother, nearly a quarter of a +century before, he travelled incognito. But where she had used the +somewhat emphatic name of Guggenslocker, he was known to the hotel +registers as "Mr. R. Schmidt and servant." + +There was romance in the eager young soul of Prince Robin. He +revelled in the love story of his parents. The beautiful Princess +Yetive first saw Grenfell Lorry in an express train going eastward +from Denver. Their wonderful romance was born, so to speak, in a +Pullman compartment car, and it thrived so splendidly that it almost +upset a dynasty, for never--in all of nine centuries--had a ruler of +Graustark stooped to marriage with a commoner. + +And so when the far-sighted ministry and House of Nobles in Graustark +set about to select a wife for their young ruler, they made overtures +to the Prince of Dawsbergen whose domain adjoined Graustark on the +south. The Crown Princess of Dawsbergen, then but fifteen, was the +unanimous choice of the amiable match-makers in secret conclave. This +was when Robin was seventeen and just over being fatuously in love +with his middle-aged instructress in French. + +The Prince of Dawsbergen despatched an embassy of noblemen to assure +his neighbour that the match would be highly acceptable to him and +that in proper season the betrothal might be announced. But alack! +both courts overlooked the fact that there was independent American +blood in the two young people. Neither the Prince of Graustark nor +the Crown Princess of Dawsbergen,--whose mother was a Miss Beverly +Calhoun of Virginia,--was disposed to listen to the voice of +expediency; in fact, at a safe distance of three or four hundred +miles, the youngsters figuratively turned up their noses at each +other and frankly confessed that they hated each other and wouldn't +be bullied into getting married, no matter what _anybody_ said, or +something of the sort. + +"S'pose I'm going to say I'll marry a girl I've never seen?" demanded +seventeen-year-old Robin, full of wrath. "Not I, my lords. I'm going +to look about a bit, if you don't mind. The world is full of girls. +I'll marry the one I happen to want or I'll not marry at all." + +"But, highness," they protested, "you must listen to reason. There +must be a successor to the throne of Graustark. You would not have +the name die with you. The young Princess is--" + +"Is fifteen you say," he interrupted loftily. "Come around in ten +years and we'll talk it over again. But I'm not going to pledge +myself to marry a child in short frocks, name or no name. Is she +pretty?" + +The lords did not know. They had not seen the young lady. + +"If she is pretty you'd be sure to know it, my lords, so we'll assume +she isn't. I saw her when she was three years old, and she certainly +was a fright when she cried, and, my lords, she cried all the time. +No, I'll not marry her. Be good enough to say to the Prince of +Dawsbergen that I'm very much obliged to him, but it's quite out of +the question." + +And the fifteen-year-old Crown Princess, four hundred miles away, +coolly informed her doting parents that she was tired of being a +Princess anyway and very much preferred marrying some one who lived +in a cottage. In fine, she stamped her little foot and said she'd +jump into the river before she'd marry the Prince of Graustark. + +"But he's a very handsome, adorable boy," began her mother. + +"And half-American just as you are, my child," put in her father +encouragingly. "Nothing could be more suitable than--" + +"I don't intend to marry anybody until I'm thirty at least, so that +ends it, daddy,--I mean, your poor old highness." + +"Naturally we do not expect you to be married before you are out of +short frocks, my dear," said Prince Dantan stiffly. "But a betrothal +is quite another thing. It is customary to arrange these marriages +years before--" + +"Is Prince Robin in love with me?" + +"I--ahem!--that's a very silly question. He hasn't seen you since you +were a baby. But he _will_ be in love with you, never fear." + +"He may be in love with some one else, for all we know, so where do I +come in?" + +"Come in?" gasped her father. + +"She's part American, dear," explained the mother, with her prettiest +smile. + +"Besides," said the Crown Princess, with finality, "I'm not even +going to be engaged to a man I've never seen. And if you insist, I'll +run away as sure as anything." + +And so the matter rested. Five years have passed since the initial +overtures were made by the two courts, and although several sly +attempts were made to bring the young people to a proper +understanding of their case, they aroused nothing more than scornful +laughter on the part of the belligerents, as the venerable Baron +Dangloss was wont to call them, not without pride in his sharp old +voice. + +"It all comes from mixing the blood," said the Prime Minister +gloomily. + +"Or improving it," said the Baron, and was frowned upon. + +And no one saw the portentous shadow cast by the slim daughter of +William W. Blithers, for the simple reason that neither Graustark nor +Dawsbergen knew that it existed. They lived in serene ignorance of +the fact that God, while he was about it, put Maud Applegate Blithers +into the world on precisely the same day that the Crown Princess of +Dawsbergen first saw the light of day. + +On the twenty-second anniversary of his birth, Prince Robin fared +forth in quest of love and romance, not without hope of adventure, +for he was a valorous chap with the heritage of warriors in his +veins. Said he to himself in dreamy contemplation of the long journey +ahead of him: "I will traverse the great highways that my mother trod +and I will look for the Golden Girl sitting by the wayside. She must +be there, and though it is a wide world, I am young and my eyes are +sharp. I will find her sitting at the roadside eager for me to come, +not housed in a gloomy; castle surrounded by the spooks of a hundred +ancestors. They who live in castles wed to hate and they who wed at +the roadside live to love. Fortune attend me! If love lies at the +roadside waiting, do not let me pass it by. All the princesses are +not inside the castles. Some sit outside the gates and laugh with +glee, for love is their companion. So away I go, la, la! looking for +the princess with the happy heart and the smiling lips! It is a wide +world but my eyes are sharp. I shall find my princess." + +But, alas, for his fine young dream, he found no Golden Girl at the +roadside nor anything that suggested romance. There were happy hearts +and smiling lips--and all for him, it would appear--but he passed +them by, for his eyes were _sharp_ and his wits awake. And so, +at last, he came to Gotham, his heart as free as the air he breathed, +confessing that his quest had been in vain. History failed to repeat +itself. His mother's romance would stand alone and shine without a +flicker to the end of time. There could be no counterpart. + +"Well, I had the fun of looking," he philosophised (to himself, for +no man knew of his secret project) and grinned with a sort of amused +tolerance for the sentimental side of his nature. "I'm a silly ass to +have even dreamed of finding her as I passed along, and if I had +found her what the deuce could I have done about it anyway? This +isn't the day for mediaeval lady-snatching. I dare say I'm just as +well off for not having found her. I still have the zest for hunting +farther, and there's a lot in that." Then aloud: "Hobbs, are we on +time?" + +"We are, sir," said Hobbs, without even glancing at his watch. The +train was passing 125th Street. "To the minute, sir. We will be in in +ten minutes, if nothing happens. Mr. King will be at the station to +meet you, sir. Any orders, sir?" + +"Yes, pinch me, Hobbs." + +"Pinch your Highness?" in amazement. "My word, sir, wot--" + +"I just want to be sure that the dream is over, Hobbs. Never mind. +You needn't pinch me. I'm awake," and to prove it he stretched his +fine young body in the ecstasy of realisation. + +That night he slept soundly in the Catskills. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +MR. BLITHERS GOES VISITING + + +I repeat: Prince Robin was as handsome a chap as you'll see in a +week's journey. He was just under six feet, slender, erect and strong +in the way that a fine blade is strong. His hair was dark and +straight, his eyes blue-black, his cheek brown and ruddy with the +health of a life well-ordered. Nose, mouth and chin were clean-cut +and indicative of power, while his brow was broad and smooth, with a +surface so serene that it might have belonged to a woman. At first +glance you would have taken him for a healthy, eager American +athlete, just out of college, but that aforementioned seriousness in +his deep-set, thoughtful eyes would have caused you to think twice +before pronouncing him a fledgling. He had enjoyed life, he had made +the most of his play-days, but always there had hung over his young +head the shadow of the cross that would have to be supported to the +end of his reign, through thick and thin, through joy and sorrow, +through peace and strife. + +He saw the shadow when he was little more than a baby; it was like a +figure striding beside him always; it never left him. He could not be +like other boys, for he was a prince, and it was a serious business +being a prince! A thousand times, as a lad, he had wished that he +could have a few "weeks off" from being what he was and be just a +common, ordinary, harum scarum boy, like the "kids" of Petrove, the +head stableman. He would even have put up with the thrashings they +got from their father, just for the sake of enjoying the mischief +that purchased the punishment. But alas! no one would ever dream of +giving him the lovely "tannings" that other boys got when they were +naughty. Such joys were not for him; he was mildly reproved and that +was all. But his valiant spirit found release in many a glorious +though secret encounter with boys both large and small, and not +infrequently he sustained severe pummelings at the hands of plebeians +who never were quite sure that they wouldn't be beheaded for obliging +him in the matter of a "scrap," but who fought like little wild-cats +while they were about it. They were always fair fights, for he fought +as a boy and not as a prince. He took his lickings like a prince, +however, and his victories like a boy. The one thing he wanted to do +above all others was to play foot-ball. But they taught him fencing, +riding, shooting and tennis instead, for, said they, foot-ball is +only to be looked-at, not played,--fine argument, said Robin! + +Be that as it may, he was physically intact and bodily perfect. He +had no broken nose, smashed ribs, stiff shoulder joints or weak +ankles, nor was he toothless. In all his ambitious young life he had +never achieved anything more enduring than a bloody nose, a cracked +lip or a purple eye, and he had been compelled to struggle pretty +hard for even those blessings. And to him the pity of it all was that +he was as hard as nails and as strong as a bullock--a sad waste, if +one were to believe him in his bitter lamentations. + +Toward the end of his first week at Red Roof, the summer home of the +Truxton Kings, he might have been found on the broad lawn late one +afternoon, playing tennis with his hostess, the lovely and vivacious +"Aunt Loraine." To him, Mrs. King would always be "Aunt Loraine," +even as he would never be anything but Bobby to her. + +She was several years under forty and as light and active as a young +girl. Her smooth cheek glowed with the happiness and thrill of the +sport, and he was hard put to hold his own against her, even though +she insisted that he play his level best. + +Truxton King, stalwart and lazy, lounged on the turf, umpiring the +game, attended by two pretty young girls, a lieutenant in flannels +and the ceremonious Count Quinnox, iron grey and gaunt-faced +battleman with the sabre scars on his cheek and the bullet wound in +his side. + +"Good work, Rainie," shouted the umpire as his wife safely placed the +ball far out of her opponent's reach. + +"Hi!" shouted Robin, turning on him with a scowl. "You're not +supposed to cheer anybody, d' you understand? You're only an umpire." + +"Outburst of excitement, Kid," apologised the umpire complacently. +"Couldn't help it. Forty thirty. Get busy." + +"He called him 'kid,'" whispered one of the young girls to the other. + +"Well I heard the Prince call Mr. King 'Truck' a little while ago," +whispered the other. + +"Isn't he good-looking?" sighed the first one. + +They were sisters, very young, and lived in the cottage across the +road with their widowed mother. Their existence was quite unknown to +Mr. and Mrs. Blithers, although the amiable Maud was rather nice to +them. She had once picked them up in her automobile when she +encountered them walking to the station. After that she called them +by their Christian names and generously asked them to call her Maud. +It might appear from this that Maud suffered somewhat from loneliness +in the great house on the hill. The Felton girls had known Robin a +scant three-quarters of an hour and were deeply in love with him. +Fannie was eighteen and Nellie but little more than sixteen. He was +their first Prince. + +"Whee-ee!" shrilled Mrs. King, going madly after a return that her +opponent had lobbed over the net. She missed. + +"Deuce," said her husband laconically. A servant was crossing the +lawn with a tray of iced drinks. As he neared the recumbent group he +paused irresolutely and allowed his gaze to shift toward the road +below. Then he came on and as he drew alongside the interested umpire +he leaned over and spoke in a low tone of voice. + +"What?" demanded King, squinting. + +"Just coming in the gate, sir," said the footman. + +King shot a glance over his shoulder and then sat up in astonishment. + +"Good Lord! Blithers! What the deuce can he be doing here? I say, +Loraine! Hi!" + +"Vantage in," cried his pretty wife, dashing a stray lock from her +eyes. + +Mr. King's astonishment was genuine. It might better have been +pronounced bewilderment. Mr. Blithers was paying his first visit to +Red Roof. Up to this minute it is doubtful if he ever had accorded it +so much as a glance of interest in passing. He bowed to King +occasionally at the station, but that was all. + +But now his manner was exceedingly friendly as he advanced upon the +group. One might have been pardoned for believing him to be a most +intimate friend of the family and given to constantly dropping in at +any and all hours of the day. + +The game was promptly interrupted. It would not be far from wrong to +say that Mrs. King's pretty mouth was open not entirely as an aid to +breathing. She couldn't believe her eyes as she slowly abandoned her +court and came forward to meet their advancing visitor. + +"Take my racket, dear," she said to one of the Peltons, It happened +to be Fannie and the poor child almost fainted with joy. + +The Prince remained in the far court, idly twirling his racket. + +"Afternoon, King," said Mr. Blithers, doffing his panama--to fan a +heated brow. "Been watching the game from the road for a spell. Out +for a stroll. Couldn't resist running in for a minute. You play a +beautiful game, Mrs. King. How do you do! Pretty hot work though, +isn't it?" + +He was shaking hands with King and smiling genially upon the trim, +panting figure of the Prince's adversary. + +"Good afternoon, Mr. Blithers," said King, still staring." You--you +know my wife?" + +Mr. Blithers ignored what might have been regarded as an +introduction, and blandly announced that tennis wasn't a game for fat +people, patting his somewhat aggressive extension in mock dolefulness +as he spoke. + +"You should see my daughter play," he went on, scarcely heeding Mrs. +King's tactless remark that she affected the game because she had a +horror of getting fat. "Corking, she is, and as quick as a cat. Got a +medal at Lakewood last spring. I'll fix up a match soon, Mrs. King, +between you and Maud. Ought to be worth going miles to see, eh, +King?" + +"Oh, I am afraid, Mr. Blithers, that I am not in your daughter's +class," said Loraine King, much too innocently. + +"We've got a pretty fair tennis court up at Blitherwood," said Mr. +Blithers calmly. "I have a professional instructor up every week to +play with Maud. She can trim most of the amateurs so--" + +"May I offer you a drink of some kind, Mr. Blithers?" asked King, +recovering his poise to some extent. "We are having lemonades, but +perhaps you'd prefer something--" + +"Lemonade will do for me, thanks," said the visitor affably. "We +ought to run in on each other a little more often than--thanks! By +jove, it looks refreshing. Your health, Mrs. King. Too bad to drink a +lady's health in lemonade but--the sentiment's the same." + +He was looking over her shoulder at the bounding Prince in the far +court as he spoke, and it seemed that he held his glass a trifle too +high in proposing the toast. + +"I beg your pardon, Mr. Blithers," mumbled King. "Permit me to +introduce Count Quinnox and Lieutenant Dank." Both of the foreigners +had arisen and were standing very erect and soldierly a few yards +away. "You know Miss Felton, of course." + +"Delighted to meet you, Count," said Mr. Blithers, advancing with +outstretched hand. He shook the hand of the lieutenant with a shade +less energy. "Enjoying the game?" + +"Immensely," said the Count." It is rarely played so well." + +Mr. Blithers affected a most degage manner, squinting carelessly at +the Prince. + +"That young chap plays a nice game. Who is he?" + +The two Graustarkians stiffened perceptibly, and waited for King to +make the revelation to his visitor. + +"That's Prince Robin of--" he began but Mr. Blithers cut him short +with a genial wave of the hand. + +"Of course," he exclaimed, as if annoyed by his own stupidity. "I did +hear that you were entertaining a Prince. Slipped my mind, however. +Well, well, we're coming up in the world, eh?--having a real nabob +among us." He hesitated for a moment. "But don't let me interrupt the +game," he went on, as if expecting King to end the contest in order +to present the Prince to him. + +"Won't you sit down, Mr. Blithers?" said Mrs. King. "Or would you +prefer a more comfortable chair on the porch? We--" + +"No, thanks, I'll stay here if you don't mind," said he hastily, and +dragged up the camp chair that Lieutenant Dank had been occupying. + +"Fetch another chair, Lucas," said King to the servant. "And another +glass of lemonade for Miss Felton." + +"Felton?" queried Mr. Blithers, sitting down very carefully on the +rather fragile chair, and hitching up his white flannel trousers at +the knees to reveal a pair of purple socks, somewhat elementary in +tone. + +"We know your daughter, Mr. Blithers," said little Miss Nellie +eagerly. + +"I was just trying to remember--" + +"We live across the road--over there in the little white house with +the ivy--" + +"--where I'd heard the name," proceeded Mr. Blithers, still looking +at the Prince. "By jove, I should think my daughter and the Prince +would make a rattling good match. I mean," he added, with a +boisterous laugh, "a good match at tennis. We'll have to get 'em +together some day, eh, up at Blitherwood. How long is the Prince to +be with you, Mrs. King?" + +"It's rather uncertain, Mr. Blithers," said she, and no more. + +Mr. Blithers fanned himself in patience for a moment or two. Then he +looked at his watch. + +"Getting along toward dinner-time up our way," he ventured. Everybody +seemed rather intent on the game, which was extremely one-sided. + +"Good work!" shouted King as Fannie Felton managed to return an easy +service. + +Lieutenant Dank applauded vigorously. "Splendid!" he cried out. +"Capitally placed!" + +"They speak remarkably good English, don't they?" said Mr. Blithers +in an audible aside to Mrs. King. "Beats the deuce how quickly they +pick it up." + +She smiled. "Officers in the Graustark army are required to speak +English, French and German, Mr., Blithers." + +"It's a good idea," said he. "Maud speaks French and Italian like a +native. She was educated in Paris and Rome, you know. Fact is, she's +lived abroad a great deal." + +"Is she at home now, Mr. Blithers?" + +"Depends on what you'd call home, Mrs. King. We've got so many I +don't know just which is the real one. If you mean Blitherwood, yes, +she's there. Course, there's our town house in Madison Avenue, the +place at Newport, one at Nice and one at Pasadena--California, you +know--and a little shack in London. By the way, my wife says you live +quite near our place in New York." + +"We live in Madison Avenue, but it's a rather long street, Mr. +Blithers. Just where is your house?" she inquired, rather spitefully. + +He looked astonished. "You surely must know where the Blithers house +is at--" + +"Game!" shrieked Fannie Felton, tossing her racket in the air, a +victor. + +"They're through," said Mr. Blithers in a tone of relief. He shifted +his legs and put his hands on his knees, suggesting a readiness to +arise on an instant's notice. + +"Shall we try another set?" called out the Prince. + +"Make it doubles," put in Lieutenant Dank, and turned to Nellie. +"Shall we take them on?" + +And doubles it was, much to the disgust of Mr. Blithers. He sat +through the nine games, manifesting an interest he was far from +feeling, and then--as dusk fell across the valley--arose expectantly +with the cry of "game and set." He had discoursed freely on the +relative merits of various motor cars, stoutly maintaining that the +one he drove was without question the best in the market (in fact, +there wasn't another "make" that he would have as a gift); the clubs +he belonged to in New York were the only ones that were worth +belonging to (he wouldn't be caught dead in any of the others); his +tailor was the only tailor in the country who knew how to make a +decent looking suit of clothes (the rest of them were "the limit"); +the Pomeranian that he had given his daughter was the best dog of its +breed in the world (he was looking at Mrs. King's Pomeranian as he +made the remark); the tennis court at Blitherwood was pronounced by +experts to be the finest they'd, ever seen--and so on and so on, +until the long-drawn-out set was ended. + +To his utter amazement, at the conclusion of the game, the four +players made a dash for the house without even so much as a glance in +his direction. It was the Prince who shouted something that sounded +like "now for a shower!" as he raced up the terrace, followed by the +other participants. + +Mr. Blithers said something violent under his breath, but resolutely +retained his seat. It was King who glanced slyly at his watch this +time, and subsequently shot a questioning look at his wife. She was +frowning in considerable perplexity, and biting her firm red lips. +Count Quinnox coolly arose and excused himself with the remark that +he was off to dress for dinner. He also looked at his watch, which +certainly was an act that one would hardly have expected of a +diplomat. + +"Well, well," said Mr. Blithers profoundly. Then he looked at his own +watch--and settled back in his chair, a somewhat dogged compression +about his jaws. He was not the man to be thwarted. "You certainly +have a cosy little place here. King," he remarked after a moment or +two. + +"We like it," said King, twiddling his fingers behind his back. +"Humble but homelike." + +"Mrs. Blithers has been planning to come over for some time, Mrs. +King. I told her she oughtn't to put it off--be neighbourly, don't +you know. That's me. I'm for being neighbourly with my neighbours. +But women, they--well, you know how it is, Mrs. King. Always +something turning up to keep 'em from doing the things they want to +do most. And Mrs. Blithers has so many sociable obli--I beg pardon?" + +"I was just wondering if you would stay and have dinner with us, Mr. +Blithers," said she, utterly helpless. She wouldn't look her husband +in the eye--and it was quite fortunate that she was unable to do so, +for it would have resulted in a laughing duet that could never have +been explained. + +"Why," said Mr. Blithers, arising and looking at his watch again, +"bless my soul, it is _past_ dinner time, isn't it? I had no +idea it was so late. 'Pon my soul, it's good of you, Mrs. King. You +see, we have dinner at seven up at Blitherwood and--I declare it's +half-past now. I don't see where the time has gone. Thanks, I +_will_ stay if you really mean to be kind to a poor old beggar. +Don't do anything extra on my account, though, just your regular +dinner, you know. No frills, if you please. "He looked himself over +in some uncertainty. "Will this rag of mine do?" + +"We shan't notice it, Mr. Blithers," said she, and he turned the +remark over in his mind several times as he walked beside her toward +the house. Somehow it didn't sound just right to him, but for the +life of him he couldn't tell why. "We are quite simple folk, you +see," she went on desperately, making note of the fact that her +husband lagged behind like the coward he was. "Red Roof is as nothing +compared to Blitherwood, with its army of servants and--" + +Mr. Blithers magnanimously said "Pooh!" and, continuing, remarked +that he wouldn't say exactly how many they employed but he was sure +there were not more than forty, including the gardeners. "Besides," +he added gallantly, "what is an army of servants compared to the army +of Grasstock? You've got the real article, Mrs. King, so don't you +worry. But, I say, if necessary, I can telephone up to the house and +have a dress suit sent down. It won't take fifteen minutes, Lou--er-- +Mrs. Blithers always has 'em laid out for me, in case of an +emergency, and--" + +"Pray do not think of it," she cried. "The men change, of course, +after they've been playing tennis, but we--we--well, you see, you +haven't been playing," she concluded, quite breathlessly. + +At that instant the sprightly Feltons dashed pell mell down the steps +and across the lawn homeward, shrieking something unintelligible to +Mrs. King as they passed. + +"Rather skittish," observed Mr. Blithers, glaring after them +disapprovingly. + +"They are dears," said Mrs. King. + +"The--er--Prince attracted by either one of 'em?" he queried. + +"He barely knows them, Mr. Blithers." + +"I see. Shouldn't think they'd appeal to him. Rather light, I should +say--I mean up here," and he tapped his forehead so that she wouldn't +think that he referred to pounds and ounces. "I don't believe Maud +knows 'em, as the little one said. Maud is rather--" + +"It is possible they have mistaken some one else for your daughter," +said she very gently. + +"Impossible," said he with force. + +"They are coming back here to dinner," she said, and her eyes +sparkled with mischief. "I shall put you between them, Mr. Blithers. +You will find that they are very bright, attractive girls." + +"We'll see," said he succinctly. + +King caught them up at the top of the steps. He seemed to be slightly +out of breath. + +"Make yourself at home, Mr. Blithers. I must get into something +besides these duds I'm wearing," he said. "Would you like to--er-- +wash up while we're--" + +"No, thanks," interposed Mr. Blithers. "I'm as clean as a whistle. +Don't mind me, please. Run along and dress, both of you. I'll sit out +here and--count the minutes," the last with a very elaborate bow to +Mrs. King. + +"Dinner's at half-past eight," said she, and disappeared. Mr. +Blithers recalled his last glance at his watch, and calculated that +he would have at least fifty minutes to count, provided dinner was +served promptly on the dot. + +"You will excuse me if I leave you--" + +"Don't mention it, old man," said the new guest, rather more curtly +than he intended. "I'll take it easy." + +"Shall I have the butler telephone to Blitherwood to say that you +won't be home to dinner?" + +"It would be better if he were to say that I wasn't home to dinner," +said Mr. Blithers. "It's over by this time." + +"Something to drink while you're--" + +"No, thanks. I can wait," and he sat down. + +"You don't mind my--" + +"Not at all." + +Mr. Blithers settled himself in the big porch chair and glowered at +the shadowy hills on the opposite side of the valley. The little +cottage of the Feltons came directly in his line of vision. He +scowled more deeply than before. At the end of fifteen minutes he +started up suddenly and, after a quick uneasy glance about him, +started off across the lawn, walking more rapidly than was his wont. + +He had remembered that his chauffeur was waiting for him with the car +just around a bend in the road--and had been waiting for two hours +or more. + +"Go home," he said to the man. "Come back at twelve. And don't use +the cut-out going up that hill, either." + +Later on, he met the Prince. Very warmly he shook the tall young +man's hand,--he even gave it a prophetic second squeeze,--and said: + +"I am happy to welcome you to the Catskills, Prince." + +"Thank you," said Prince Robin. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +PROTECTING THE BLOOD + + +"A most extraordinary person," said Count Quinnox to King, after Mr. +Blithers had taken his departure, close upon the heels of the Feltons +who were being escorted home by the Prince and Dank. The venerable +Graustarkian's heroic face was a study. He had just concluded a +confidential hour in a remote corner of the library with the +millionaire while the younger people were engaged in a noisy though +temperate encounter with the roulette wheel at the opposite end of +the room. "I've never met any one like him, Mr. King." He mopped his +brow, and still looked a trifle dazed. + +King laughed. "There isn't any one like him, Count. He is the one and +only Blithers." + +"He is very rich?" + +"Millions and millions," said Mrs. King. "Didn't he tell you how +many?" + +"I am not quite sure. This daughter of his--is she attractive?" + +"Rather. Why?" + +"He informed me that her dot would be twenty millions if she married +the right man. Moreover, she is his only heir. 'Pon my soul, Mrs. +King, he quite took my breath away when he announced that he knew all +about our predicament in relation to the Russian loan. It really +sounded quite--you might say significant. Does--does he imagine that-- +good heaven, it's almost stupefying!" + +King smoked in silence for many seconds. There was a pucker of +annoyance on his wife's fair brow as she stared reflectively through +the window at the distant lights of Blitherwood, far up the mountain +side. + +"Sounds ominous to me," said King drily. "Is Bobby for sale?" + +The Count favoured him with a look of horror. "My dear Mr. King!" +Then as comprehension came, he smiled. "I see. No, he isn't for sale. +He is a Prince, not a pawn. Mr. Blithers may be willing to buy but--" +he proudly shook his head. + +"He was feeling you out, however," said King, ruminating. "Planting +the seed, so to speak." + +"There is a rumour that she is to marry Count Lannet," said his wife. +"A horrid creature. There was talk in the newspapers last winter of +an Italian duke. Poor girl! From what I hear of her, she is rather a +good sort, sensible and more genuinely American in her tastes than +might be, expected after her bringing-up. And she _is_ pretty." + +"How about this young Scoville, Rainie?" + +"He's a nice boy but--he'll never get her. She is marked up too high +for him. He doesn't possess so much as the title to an acre of land." + +"Extraordinary, the way you Americans go after our titles," said the +Count good-naturedly. + +"No more extraordinary than the way you Europeans go after our +money," was her retort. + +"I don't know which is the cheaper, titles or money in these days," +said King. "I understand one can get a most acceptable duke for three +or four millions, a nice marquis or count for half as much, and a Sir +on tick." He eyed the Count speculatively. "Of course a prince of the +royal blood comes pretty high." + +"Pretty high," said the Count grimly. He seemed to be turning +something over in his mind. "Your amazing Mr. Blithers further +confided to me that he might be willing to take care of the Russian +obligation for us if no one else turns up in time. As a matter of +fact, without waiting for my reply, he said that he would have his +lawyers look into the matter of security at once. I was somewhat +dazed, but I think he said that it would be no trouble at all for him +to provide the money himself and he would be glad to accommodate us +if we had no other plan in mind. Amazing, amazing!" + +"Of course, you told him it was not to be considered," said King +sharply. + +"I endeavoured to do so, but I fear he did not grasp what I was +saying. Moreover, I tried to tell him that it was a matter I was not +at liberty to discuss. He didn't hear that, either." + +"He is not in the habit of hearing any one but himself, I fear," said +King. + +"I am afraid poor Robin is in jeopardy," said his wife, ruefully. +"The Bogieman is after him." + +"Does the incomprehensible creature imagine--" began the Count +loudly, and then found it necessary to pull his collar away from his +throat as if to save himself from immediate strangulation. + +"Mr. Blithers is not blessed with an imagination, Count," said she. +"He doesn't imagine anything." + +"If he should presume to insult our Prince by--" grated the old +soldier, very red in the face and erect--"if he should presume to--" +Words failed him and an instant later he was laughing, but somewhat +uncertainly, with his amused host and hostess. + +Mr. Blithers reached home in high spirits. His wife was asleep, but +he awoke her without ceremony. + +"I say, Lou, wake up. Got some news for you. We'll have a prince in +the family before you can say Jack Robinson." + +She sat up in bed, blinking with dismay. "In heaven's name, Will, +what have you been doing? What--_have_ you been--" + +"Cutting bait," said he jovially. "In a day or two I'll throw the +hook in, and you'll see what I land. He's as good as caught right +now, but we'll let him nibble a while before we jerk. And say, he's a +corker, Lou. Finest young fellow I've seen in many a day. He--" + +"You don't mean to say that you--you actually said anything to him +about--about--Oh, my God, Will, don't tell me that you were crazy +enough to--" cried the poor woman, almost in tears. + +"Now cool down, cool down," he broke in soothingly. "I'm no fool, +Lou. Trust me to do the fine work in a case like this. Sow the right +kind of seeds and you'll get results every time. I merely dropped a +few hints, that's all,--and in the right direction, believe me. Count +Equinox will do the rest. I'll bet my head we'll have this prince +running after Maud so--" + +"What _did_ you say?" she demanded. There was a fine moisture on +her upper lip. He sat down on the edge of the bed and talked for half +an hour without interruption. When he came to the end of his oration, +she turned over with her face to the wall and fairly sobbed: "What +will the Kings think of us? What will they think?" + +"Who the dickens cares what the Kings think?" he roared, perfectly +aghast at the way she took it. "Who are the Kings? Tell me that! who +are they?" + +"I--I can't bear to talk about it. Go to bed." + +He wiped his brow helplessly. "You beat anything I've ever seen. +What's the matter with you? Don't you want this prince for Maud? +Well, then, what the deuce are you crying about? You said you wanted +him, didn't you? Well, I'm going to get him. If I say I'll do a +thing, you can bet your last dollar I'll do it. That's the kind of a +man William W. Blithers is. You leave it to me. There's only one way +to land these foreign noblemen, and I'm--" + +She faced him once more, and angrily. "Listen to me," she said. "I've +had a talk with Maud. She has gone to bed with a splitting headache +and I'm not surprised. Don't you suppose the poor child has a +particle of pride? She guessed at once just what you had gone over +there for and she cried her eyes out. Now she declares she will never +be able to look the Prince in the face, and as for the Kings--Oh, +it's sickening. Why can't you leave these things to me? You go about +like a bull in a china shop. You might at least have waited until the +poor child had an opportunity to see the man before rushing in with +your talk about money. She--" + +"Confound it, Lou, don't blame me for everything. We all three agreed +at lunch that he was a better bargain than this measly count we've +been considering. Maud says she won't marry the count, anyhow, and +she _did_ say that if this prince was all that he's cracked up to be, +she wouldn't mind being the Princess of Groostock. You can't deny +that, Lou. You heard her say it. You--" + +"She didn't say Groostock," said his wife shortly. "And you forget +that she said she wouldn't promise anything until she'd met him and +decided whether she liked him." + +"She'll like him all right," said he confidently. + +"She will refuse to even meet him, if she hears of your silly blunder +to-night." + +"Refuse to meet him?" gasped Mr. Blithers. + +"I may be able to reason with her, Will, but--but she's stubborn, as +well you know. I'm afraid you've spoiled everything." + +His face brightened. Lowering his voice to a half-whisper, he said: +"We needn't tell her what I said to that old chap, Lou. Just let her +think I sat around like a gump and never said a word to anybody. We +can--" + +"But she'll pin you down, Will, and you know you can't lie with a +straight face." + +"Maybe--maybe I'd better run down to New York for a few days," he +muttered unhappily. "You can square it better than I can." + +"In other words, I can lie with a straight face," she said +ironically. + +"I never thought she'd balk like this," said he, ignoring the remark. + +"I fancy you'd better go to New York," she said mercilessly. + +"I've got business there anyhow," muttered he. "I--I think I'll go +before she's up in the morning." + +"You can save yourself a bad hour or two if you leave before +breakfast," said she levelly. + +"Get around her some way, Lou," he pleaded. "Tell her I'm sorry I had +to leave so early, and--and that I love her better than anything on +earth, and that I'll be back the end of the week. If--if she wants +anything in New York, just have her wire me. You say she cried?" + +"She did, and I don't blame her." + +Mr. Blithers scowled. "Well--well, you see if you can do any better +than I did. Arrange it somehow for them to meet. She'll--she'll like +him and then--by George, she'll thank us both for the interest we +take in her future. It wouldn't surprise me if she fell in love with +him right off the reel. And you may be sure he'll fall in love with +her. He can't help it. The knowledge that she'll have fifty millions +some day won't have anything to do with his feeling for her, once he-- +" + +"Don't mention the word millions again. Will Blithers." + +"All right," said he, more humbly than he knew, "But listen to this, +old girl; I'm going to get this prince for her if it's the last act +of my life. I never failed in anything and I won't fail in this." + +"Well, go to bed, dear, and don't worry. I may be able to undo the +mischief. It--it isn't hopeless, of course." + +"I'll trust you, Lou, to do your part. Count on me to do mine when +the time comes. And I still insist that I have sowed the right sort +of seed to-night. You'll see. Just wait." + +Sure enough, Mr. Blithers was off for New York soon after daybreak +the next morning, and with him went a mighty determination to justify +himself before the week was over. His wily brain was working as it +had never worked before. + +Two days later, Count Quinnox received a message from New York +bearing the distressing information that the two private banking +institutions on which he had been depending for aid in the hour of +trouble had decided that it would be impossible for them to make the +loan under consideration. The financial agents who had been operating +in behalf of the Graustark government confessed that they were unable +to explain the sudden change of heart on the part of the bankers, +inasmuch as the negotiations practically had been closed with them. +The decision of the directors was utterly incomprehensible under the +circumstances. + +Vastly disturbed, Count Quinnox took the first train to New York, +accompanied by Truxton King, who was confident that outside +influences had been brought to bear upon the situation, influences +inimical to Graustark. Both were of the opinion that Russia had +something to do with it, although the negotiations had been conducted +with all the secrecy permissible in such cases. + +"We may be able to get to the banks through Blithers," said King. + +"How could he possibly be of assistance to us?" the Count inquired. + +"He happens to be a director in both concerns, besides being such a +power in the financial world that his word is almost law when it +comes to the big deals." + +All the way down to the city Count Quinnox was thoughtful, even pre- +occupied. They were nearing the Terminal when he leaned over and, +laying his hand on King's knee, said, after a long interval of +silence between them: + +"I suppose you know that Graustark has not given up hope that Prince +Robin may soon espouse the daughter of our neighbour, Dawsbergen." + +King gave him a queer look. "By jove, that's odd. I was thinking of +that very thing when you spoke." + +"The union would be of no profit to us in a pecuniary way, my +friend," explained the Count. "Still it is most desirable for other +reasons. Dawsbergen is not a rich country, nor are its people +progressive. The reigning house, however, is an old one and rich in +traditions. Money, my dear King, is not everything in this world. +There are some things it cannot buy. It is singularly ineffective +when opposed to an honest sentiment. Even though the young Princess +were to come to Graustark without a farthing, she would still be +hailed with the wildest acclaim. We are a race of blood worshippers, +if I may put it in that way. She represents a force that has +dominated our instincts for a great many centuries, and we are bound +hand and foot, heart and soul, by the so-called fetters of +imperialism. We are fierce men, but we bend the knee and we wear the +yoke because the sword of destiny is in the hand that drives us. To- +day we are ruled by a prince whose sire was not of the royal blood. I +do not say that we deplore this infusion, but it behooves us to +protect the original strain. We must conserve our royal blood. Our +prince assumes an attitude of independence that we find difficult to +overcome. He is prepared to defy an old precedent in support of a new +one. In other words, he points out the unmistakably happy union of +his own mother, the late Princess Yetive, and the American Lorry, and +it is something we cannot go behind. He declares that his mother set +an example that he may emulate without prejudice to his country if he +is allowed a free hand in choosing his mate. + +"But we people of Graustark cannot look with complaisance on the +possible result of his search for a sharer of the throne. Traditions +must be upheld--or we die. True, the Crown Princess of Dawsbergen +has American blood in her veins but her sire is a prince royal. Her +mother, as you know, was an American girl. She who sits on the throne +with Robin must be a princess by birth or the grip on the sword of +destiny is weakened and the dynasty falters. I know what is in your +mind. You are wondering why our Prince should not wed one of your +fabulously rich American girls--" + +"My dear Count," said King warmly, "I am not thinking anything of the +sort. Naturally I am opposed to your pre-arranged marriages and all +that sort of thing, but still I appreciate what it means as a safe- +guard to the crown you support. I sincerely hope that Robin may find +his love-mate in the small circle you draw for him, but I fear it +isn't likely. He is young, romantic, impressionable, and he abhors +the thought of marriage without love. He refuses to even consider the +princess you have picked out for him. Time may prove to him that his +ideals are false and he may resign himself to the--I was about to say +the inevitable." + +"Inevitable is the word, Mr. King," said Count Quinnox grimly. "'Pon +my word, sir, I don't know what our princes and princesses are coming +to in these days. There seems to be a perfect epidemic of +independence among them. They marry whom they please in spite of +royal command, and the courts of Europe are being shorn of half their +glory. It wouldn't surprise me to see an American woman on the throne +of England one of these days. 'Gad, sir, you know what happened in +Axphain two years ago. Her crown prince renounced the throne and +married a French singer." + +"And they say he is a very happy young beggar," said King drily. + +"It is the prerogative of fools to be happy," said Count Quinnox. + +"Not so with princes, eh?" + +"It is a duty with princes, Mr. King." + +They had not been in New York City an hour before they discovered +that William W. Blithers was the man to whom they would have to +appeal if they expected to gain a fresh hearing with the banks. The +agents were in a dismal state of mind. The deal had been blocked no +later than the afternoon of the day before and at a time when +everything appeared to be going along most swimmingly. Blithers was +the man to see; he and he alone could bring pressure to bear on the +directorates that might result in a reconsideration of the surprising +verdict. Something had happened during the day to alter the friendly +attitude of the banks; they were now politely reluctant, as one of +the agents expressed it, which really meant that opposition to the +loan had appeared from some unexpected source, as a sort of eleventh +hour obstacle. The heads of the two banks had as much as said that +negotiations were at an end, that was the long and short of it; it +really didn't matter what was back of their sudden change of front, +the fact still remained that the transaction was as "dead as a door +nail" unless it could be revived by the magnetic touch of a man like +Blithers. + +"What can have happened to cause them to change their minds so +abruptly?" cried the perplexed Count. "Surely our prime minister and +the cabinet have left nothing undone to convince them of Graustark's +integrity and--" + +"Pardon me. Count," interrupted one of the brokers, "shall I try to +make an appointment for you with Mr. Blithers? I hear he is in town +for a few days." + +Count Quinnox looked to Truxton King for inspiration and that +gentleman favoured him with a singularly dis-spiriting nod of the +head. The old Graustarkian cleared his throat and rather stiffly +announced that he would receive Mr. Blithers if he would call on him +at the Ritz that afternoon. + +"What!" exclaimed both agents, half-starting from their chairs in +amazement. + +The Count stared hard at them. "You may say to him that I will be in +at four." + +"He'll tell you to go to--ahem!" The speaker coughed just in time. +"Blithers isn't in the habit of going out of his way to--to oblige +anybody. He wouldn't do it for the Emperor of Germany." + +"But," said the Count with a frosty smile, "I am not the Emperor of +Germany." + +"Better let me make an appointment for you to see him at his office. +It's just around the corner." There was a pleading note in the +speaker's voice. + +"You might save your face, Calvert, by saying that the Count will be +pleased to have him take tea with him at the Ritz," suggested King. + +"Tea!" exclaimed Calvert scornfully. "Blithers, doesn't drink the +stuff." + +"It's a figure of speech," said King patiently. + +"All right, I'll telephone," said the other dubiously. + +He came back a few minutes later with a triumphant look in his eye. + +"Blithers says to tell Count Quinnox he'll see him to-morrow morning +at half-past eight at his office. Sorry he's engaged this afternoon." + +"But did you say I wanted him to have tea with us!" demanded the +Count, an angry flush leaping to his cheek. + +"I did. I'm merely repeating what he said in reply. Half-past eight, +at his office, Count. Those were his words." + +"It is the most brazen exhibition of insolence I've ever--" began the +Count furiously, but checked himself with an effort. "I--I hope you +did not say that I would come, sir!" + +"Yes. It's the only way--" + +"Well, be good enough to call him up again and say to him that I'll-- +I'll see him damned before I'll come to his office to-morrow at +eight-thirty or at any other hour." And with that the Count got up +and stalked out of the office, putting on his hat as he did so. + +"Count," said King, as they descended in the elevator, "I've got an +idea in my head that Blithers will be at the Ritz at four." + +"Do you imagine, sir, that I will receive him?" + +"Certainly. Are you not a diplomat?" + +"I am a Minister of War," said the Count, and his scowl was an +indication of absolute proficiency in the science. + +"And what's more," went on King, reflectively, "it wouldn't in the +least surprise me if Blithers is the man behind the directors in this +sudden move of the banks." + +"My dear King, he displayed the keenest interest and sympathy the +other night at your house. He--" + +"Of course I may be wrong," admitted King, but his brow was clouded. + +Shortly after luncheon that day, Mrs. Blithers received a telegram +from her husband. It merely stated that he was going up to have tea +with the Count at four o'clock, and not to worry as "things were +shaping themselves nicely." + + + + +CHAPTER V + +PRINCE ROBIN IS ASKED TO STAND UP + + +Late the same evening. Prince Robin, at Red Roof, received a long +distance telephone communication from New York City. The Count was on +the wire. He imparted the rather startling news that William W. +Blithers had volunteered to take care of the loan out of his own +private means! Quinnox was cabling the Prime Minister for advice and +would remain in New York for further conference with the capitalist, +who, it was to be assumed, would want time to satisfy himself as to +the stability of Graustark's resources. + +Robin was jubilant. The thought had not entered his mind that there +could be anything sinister in this amazing proposition of the great +financier. + +If Count Quinnox himself suspected Mr. Blithers of an ulterior +motive, the suspicion was rendered doubtful by the evidence of +sincerity on the part of the capitalist who professed no sentiment in +the matter but insisted on the most complete indemnification by the +Graustark government. Even King was impressed by the absolute +fairness of the proposition. Mr. Blithers demanded no more than the +banks were asking for in the shape of indemnity; a first lien +mortgage for 12 years on all properties owned and controlled by the +government and the deposit of all bonds held by the people with the +understanding that the interest would be paid to them regularly, less +a small per cent as commission. His protection would be complete,-- +for the people of Graustark owned fully four-fifths of the bonds +issued by the government for the construction of public service +institutions; these by consent of Mr. Blithers were to be limited to +three utilities: railroads, telegraph and canals. These properties, +as Mr. Blithers was by way of knowing, were absolutely sound and +self-supporting. According to his investigators in London and Berlin, +they were as solid as Gibraltar and not in need of one-tenth the +protection required by the famous rock. + +Robin inquired whether he was to come to New York at once in relation +to the matter, and was informed that it would not be necessary at +present. In fact, Mr. Blithers preferred to let the situation remain +in statu quo (as he expressed it to the Count), until it was +determined whether the people were willing to deposit their bonds, a +condition which was hardly worth while worrying about in view of the +fact that they had already signified their readiness to present them +for security in the original proposition to the banks. Mr. Blithers, +however, would give himself the pleasure of calling upon the Prince +at Red Roof later in the week, when the situation could be discussed +over a dish of tea or a cup of lemonade. That is precisely the way +Mr. Blithers put it. + +The next afternoon Mrs. Blithers left cards at Red Roof--or rather, +the foot-man left them--and on the day following the Kings and their +guests received invitations to a ball at Blitherwood on the ensuing +Friday, but four days off. While Mrs. King and the two young men were +discussing the invitation the former was called to the telephone. +Mrs. Blithers herself was speaking. + +"I hope you will pardon me for calling you up, Mrs. King, but I +wanted to be sure that you can come on the seventeenth. We want so +much to have the Prince and his friends with us. Mr. Blithers has +taken a great fancy to Prince Robin and Count Quinnox, and he +declares the whole affair will be a fiasco if they are not to be +here." + +"It is good of you to ask us, Mrs. Blithers. The Prince is planning +to leave for Washington within the next few days and I fear--" + +"Oh, you must prevail upon him to remain over, my Dear Mrs. King. We +are to have a lot of people up from Newport and Tuxedo--you know the +crowd--it's the _real_ crowd--and I'm sure he will enjoy meeting them. +Mr. Blithers has arranged for a special train to bring them up--a +train de luxe, you may be sure, both as to equipment and occupant. +Zabo's orchestra, too. A notion seized us last night to give the ball, +which accounts for the short notice. It's the way we do everything--on +a minute's notice. I think they're jollier if one doesn't go through +the agony of a month's preparation, don't you? Nearly every one has +wired acceptance, so we're sure to have a lot of nice people. Loads of +girls,--you know the ones I mean,--and Mr. Blithers is trying to +arrange a sparring match between those two great prizefighters,--you +know the ones, Mrs. King,--just to give us poor women a chance to see +what a real man looks like in--I mean to say, what marvellous +specimens they are, don't you know. Now please tell the Prince that he +positively cannot afford to miss a real sparring match. Every one is +terribly excited over it, and naturally we are keeping it very quiet. +Won't it be a lark? My daughter thinks it's terrible, but she is +finicky. One of them is a negro, isn't he?" + +"I'm sure I don't know." + +"You can imagine how splendid they must be when I tell you that Mr. +Blithers is afraid they won't come up for less than fifteen thousand +dollars. Isn't it ridiculous?" + +"Perfectly," said Mrs. King. + +"Of course, we shall insist on the Prince receiving with us. He is +our _piece de resistance_. You--" + +"I'm sure it will be awfully jolly, Mrs. Blithers. What did you say?" + +"I beg pardon?" + +"I'm sorry. I was speaking to the Prince. He just called up stairs to +me." + +"What does he say?" + +"It was really nothing. He was asking about Hobbs." + +"Hobbs? Tell him, please, that if he has any friends he would like to +have invited we shall be only too proud to--" + +"Oh, thank you! I'll tell him." + +"You must not let him go away before--" + +"I shall try my best, Mrs. Blithers. It is awfully kind of you to ask +us to--" + +"You must all come up to dinner either to-morrow night or the night +after. I shall be so glad if you will suggest anything that can help +us to make the ball a success. You see, I know how terribly clever +you are, Mrs. King." + +"I am dreadfully stupid." + +"Nonsense!" + +"I'm sorry to say we're dining out to-morrow night and on Thursday we +are having some people here for--" + +"Can't you bring them all up to Blitherwood? We'd be delighted to +have them, I'm sure." + +"I'm afraid I couldn't manage it. They--well, you see, they are in +mourning." + +"Oh, I see. Well, perhaps Maud and I could run in and see you for a +few minutes to-morrow or next day, just to talk things over a little-- +what's that, Maud? I beg your pardon, Mrs. King. Ahem! Well, I'll +call you up to-morrow, if you don't mind being bothered about a silly +old ball. Good-bye. Thank you so much." + +Mrs. King confronted Robin in the lower hall a few seconds later and +roundly berated him for shouting up the steps that Hobbs ought to be +invited to the ball. Prince Robin rolled on a couch and roared with +delight. Lieutenant Dank, as became an officer of the Royal Guard, +stood at attention--in the bow window with his back to the room, very +red about the ears and rigid to the bursting point. + +"I suppose, however, we'll have to keep on the good side of the +Blithers syndicate," said Robin soberly, after his mirth and subsided +before her wrath. "Good Lord, Aunt Loraine, I simply cannot go up +there and stand in line like a freak in a side show for all the +ladies and girls to gape at I'll get sick the day of the party, +that's what I'll do, and you can tell 'em how desolated I am over my +misfortune." + +"They've got their eyes on you, Bobby," she said flatly. "You can't +escape so easily as all that. If you're not very, very careful +they'll have you married to the charming Miss Maud before you can say +Jack Rabbit." + +"Think that's their idea?" + +"Unquestionably." + +He stretched himself lazily. "Well, it may be that she's the very one +I'm looking for, Auntie. Who knows?" + +"You silly boy!" + +"She may be the Golden Girl in every sense of the term," said he +lightly. "You say she's pretty?" + +"My notion of beauty and yours may not agree at all." + +"That's not an answer." + +"Well, I consider her to be a very good-looking girl." + +"Blonde?" + +"Mixed. Light brown hair and very dark eyes and lashes. A little +taller than I, more graceful and a splendid horse-woman. I've seen +her riding." + +"Astride?" + +"No. I've seen her in a ball gown, too. Most men think she's +stunning." + +"Well, let's have a game of billiards," said he, dismissing Maud in a +way that would have caused the proud Mr. Blithers to reel with +indignation. + +A little later on, at the billiard table, Mrs. King remarked, apropos +of nothing and quite out of a clear sky, so to speak: + +"And she'll do anything her parents command her to do, that's the +worst of it." + +"What are you talking about? It's your shot." + +"If they order her to marry a title, she'll do it. That's the way +she's been brought up, I'm afraid." + +"Meaning Maud?" + +"Certainly. Who else? Poor thing, she hasn't a chance in the world, +with that mother of hers." + +"Shoot, please. Mark up six for me, Dank." + +"Wait till you see her, Bobby." + +"All right. I'll wait," said he cheerfully. + +The next day Count Quinnox and King returned from the city, coming up +in a private car with Mr. Blithers himself. + +"I'll have Maud drive me over this afternoon," said Mr. Blithers, as +they parted at the station. + +But Maud did not drive him over that afternoon. The pride, joy and +hope of the Blithers family flatly refused to be a party of any such +arrangement, and set out for a horse-back ride in a direction that +took her as far away from Red Roof as possible. + +"What's come over the girl?" demanded Mr. Blithers, completely non- +plused. "She's never acted like this before, Lou." + +"Some silly notion about being made a laughingstock, I gather," said +his wife. "Heaven knows I've talked to her till I'm utterly worn out. +She says she won't be bullied into even meeting the Prince, much less +marrying him. I've never known her to be so pig-headed. Usually I can +make her see things in a sensible way. She would have married the +duke, I'm sure, if--if you hadn't put a stop to it on account of his +so-called habits. She--" + +"Well, it's turned out for the best, hasn't it? Isn't a prince better +than a duke?" + +"You've said all that before, Will. I wanted her to run down with me +this morning to talk the ball over with Mrs. King, and what do you +think happened?" + +"She wouldn't go?" + +"Worse than that. She wouldn't let _me_ go. Now, things are coming to +a pretty pass when--" + +"Never mind. I'll talk to her," said Mr. Blithers, somewhat bleakly +despite his confident front. "She loves her old dad. I can do +_anything_ with her." + +"She's on a frightfully high horse lately," sighed Mrs. Blithers +fretfully. "It--it can't be that young Scoville, can it?" + +"If I thought it was, I'd--I'd--" There is no telling what Mr. +Blithers would have done to young Scoville, at the moment, for he +couldn't think of anything dire enough to inflict upon the suspected +meddler. + +"In any event, it's dreadfully upsetting to me, Will. She--she won't +listen to anything. And here's something else: She declares she won't +stay here for the ball on Friday night." + +Mr. Blithers had her repeat it, and then almost missed the chair in +sitting down, he was so precipitous about it. + +"Won't stay for her own ball?" he bellowed. + +"She says it isn't her ball," lamented his wife. + +"If it isn't hers, in the name of God whose is it?" + +"Ask her, not me," flared Mrs. Blithers. "And don't glare at me like +that. I've had nothing but glares since you went away. I thought I +was doing the very nicest thing in the world when I suggested the +ball. It would bring them together--" + +"The only two it will actually bring together, it seems, are those +damned prize-fighters. They'll get together all right, but what good +is it going to do us, if Maud's going to act like this? See here, +Lou, I've got things fixed so that the Prince of Groostuck can't very +well do anything but ask Maud to--" + +"That's just it!" she exclaimed. "Maud sees through the whole +arrangement, Will. She said last night that she wouldn't be at all +surprised if you offered to assume Graustark's debt to Russia in +order to--" + +"That's just what I've done, old girl," said he in triumph. "I'll +have 'em sewed up so tight by next week that they can't move without +asking me to loosen the strings. And you can tell Maud once more for +me that I'll get this Prince for her if--" + +"But she doesn't want him!" + +"She doesn't know what she wants!" he roared. "Where is she going?" + +"You saw her start off on Katydid, so why--" + +"I mean on the day of the ball." + +"To New York." + +"By gad, I'll--I'll see about _that_," he grated. "I'll see that +she doesn't leave the grounds if I have to put guards at every gate. +She's got to be reasonable. What does she think I'm putting sixteen +millions into the Grasstork treasury for? She's got to stay here for +the ball. Why, it would be a crime for her to--but what's the use +talking about it? She'll be here and she'll lead the grand march with +the Prince. I've got it all--" + +"Well, you'll have to talk to her. I've done all that I can do. She +swears she won't marry a man she's never seen." + +"Ain't we trying to show him to her?" he snorted. "She won't have to +marry him till she's seen him, and when she does see him she'll +apologise to me for all the nasty things she's been saying about me." +For a moment it looked as though Mr. Blithers would dissolve into +tears, so suddenly was he afflicted by self-pity. "By the way, didn't +she like the necklace I sent up to her from Tiffany's?" + +"I suppose so. She said you were a dear old foozler." + +"Foozler? What's that mean?" He wasn't quite sure, but somehow it +sounded like a term of opprobrium. + +"I haven't the faintest idea," she said shortly. + +"Well, why didn't you ask her? You've had charge of her bringing up. +If she uses a word that you don't know the meaning of, you ought to-- +" + +"Are you actually going to lend all that money to Graustark?" she cut +in. + +He glared at her uncertainly for a moment and then nodded his head. +The words wouldn't come. + +"Are you not a trifle premature about it?" she demanded with deep +significance in her manner. + +This time he did not nod his head, nor did he shake it. He simply got +up and walked out of the room. Half way across the terrace he stopped +short and said it with a great fervour and instantly felt very much +relieved. In fact, the sensation of relief was so pleasant that he +repeated it two or three times and then had to explain to a near by +gardener that he didn't mean him at all. Then he went down to the +stables. All the grooms and stableboys came tumbling into the stable +yard in response to his thunderous shout. + +"Saddle Red Rover, and be quick about it," he commanded. + +"Going out, sir?" asked the head groom, touching his fore-lock. + +"I am," said Mr. Blithers succinctly and with a withering glare. Red +Rover must have been surprised by the unusual celerity with which he +was saddled and bridled. If there could be such a thing as a horse +looking shocked, that beast certainly betrayed himself as he was +yanked away from his full manger and hustled out to the mounting +block. + +"Which way did Miss Blithers go?" demanded Mr. Blithers, in the +saddle. Two grooms were clumsily trying to insert his toes into the +stirrups, at the same time pulling down his trousers legs, which had +a tendency to hitch up in what seemed to them a most exasperating +disregard for form. To their certain knowledge, Mr. Blithers had +never started out before without boot and spur; therefore, the +suddenness of his present sortie sank into their intellects with +overwhelming impressiveness. + +"Down the Cutler road, sir, three quarters of an hour ago. She +refused to have a groom go along, sir." + +"Get ap!" said Mr. Blithers, and almost ran down a groom in his rush +for the gate. For the information of the curious, it may be added +that he did not overtake his daughter until she had been at home for +half an hour, but he was gracious enough to admit to himself that he +had been a fool to pursue a stern chase rather than to intercept her +on the back road home, which _any_ fool might have known she would +take. + +His wife came upon him a few minutes later while he was feverishly +engaged in getting into his white flannels. + +"Tell Maud I'm going over to have tea with the Prince," he grunted, +without looking up from the shoe lace he was tying in a hard knot. "I +want her to go with me in fifteen minutes. Told 'em I would bring her +over to play tennis. Tell her to put on tennis clothes. Hurry up, +Lou. Where's my watch? What time is it? For God's sake, look at the +watch, not at me! I'm not a clock! What?" + +"Mrs. King called up half an hour ago to say that they were all +motoring over to the Grandby Tavern for tea and wouldn't be back till +half-past seven--" + +He managed to look up at that. For a moment he was speechless. No one +had ever treated him like this before. + +"Well, I'll be--hanged! Positive engagement. But's it's all right," +he concluded resolutely. "I can motor to Grandby Tavern, too, can't +I? Tell Maud not to mind tennis clothes, but to hurry. Want to go +along?" + +"No, I don't," she said emphatically. "And Maud isn't going, either." + +"She isn't, eh?" + +"No, she isn't. Can't you leave this affair to me?" + +"I'm pretty hot under the collar," he warned her, and it was easy to +believe that he was. + +"Don't rush in where angels fear to tread, Will dear," she pleaded. +It was so unusual for her to adopt a pleading tone that he overlooked +the implication. Besides he had just got through calling himself a +fool, so perhaps she was more or less justified. Moreover, at that +particular moment she undertook to assist him with his necktie. Her +soft, cool fingers touched his double chin and seemed to caress it +lovingly. He lifted his head very much as a dog does when he is being +tickled on that velvety spot under the lower jaw. + +"Stuff and nonsense," he murmured throatily. + +"I thought you would see it that way," she said so calmly that he +blinked a couple of times in sheer perplexity and then diminished his +double chin perceptibly by a very helpful screwing up of his lower +lip. He said nothing, preferring to let her think that the most +important thing in the world just then was the proper adjustment of +the wings of his necktie. "There!" she said, and patted him on the +cheek, to show that the task had been successfully accomplished. + +"Better come along for a little spin," he said, readjusting the tie +with man-like ingenuousness. "Do you good, Lou." + +"Very well," she said. "Can you wait a few minutes?" + +"Long as you like," said he graciously. "Ask Maud if she wants to +come, too." + +"I am sure she will enjoy it," said his wife, and then Mr. Blithers +descended to the verandah to think. Somehow he felt if he did a +little more thinking perhaps matters wouldn't be so bad. Among other +things, he thought it would be a good idea not to motor in the +direction of Grandby Tavern. And he also thought it was not worth +while resenting the fact that his wife and daughter took something +over an hour to prepare for the little spin. + +In the meantime, Prince Robin was racing over the mountain roads in a +high-power car, attended by a merry company of conspirators whose +sole object was to keep him out of the clutches of that far-reaching +octopus, William W. Blithers. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +THE PRINCE AND MR. BLITHERS + + +In order to get on with the narrative, I shall be as brief as +possible in the matter of the Blitherwood ball. In the first place, +mere words would prove to be not only feeble but actually out of +place. Any attempt to define the sensation of awe by recourse to a +dictionary would put one in the ridiculous position of seeking the +unattainable. The word has its meaning, of course, but the sensation +itself is quite another thing. As every one who attended the ball was +filled with awe, which he tried to put forward as admiration, the +attitude of the guest was no more limp than that of the chronicler. +In the second place, I am not qualified by experience or imagination +to describe a ball that stood its promoter not a penny short of one +hundred thousand dollars. I believe I could go as high as a fifteen +or even twenty thousand dollar affair with some sort of intelligence, +but anything beyond those figures renders me void and useless. + +Mr. Blithers not only ran a special train de luxe from New York City, +but another from Washington and still another from Newport, for it +appears that the Newporters at the last minute couldn't bear the idea +of going to the Metropolis out of season. He actually had to take +them around the city in such a way that they were not even obliged to +submit to a glimpse of the remotest outskirts of the Bronx. + +From Washington came an amazing company of foreign ladies and +gentlemen, ranging from the most exalted Europeans to the lowliest of +the yellow races. They came with gold all over them; they tinkled +with the clash of a million cymbals. The President of the United +States almost came. Having no spangles of his own, he delegated a +Major-General and a Rear-Admiral to represent Old Glory, and no doubt +sulked in the White House because a parsimonious nation refuses to +buy braid and buttons for its chief executive. + +Any one who has seen a gentleman in braid, buttons and spangles will +understand how impossible it is to describe him. One might enumerate +the buttons and the spangles and even locate them precisely upon his +person, but no mortal intellect can expand sufficiently to cope with +an undertaking that would try even the powers of Him who created the +contents of those wellstuffed uniforms. + +A car load of orchids and gardenias came up, fairly depleting the +florists' shops on Manhattan Island, and with them came a small army +of skilled decorators. In order to deliver his guests at the doors of +Blitherwood, so to speak, the incomprehensible Mr. Blithers had a +temporary spur of track laid from the station two miles away, +employing no fewer than a thousand men to do the work in forty-eight +hours. (Work on a terminal extension in New York was delayed for a +week or more in order that he might borrow the rails, ties and +worktrains!) + +Two hundred and fifty precious and skillfully selected guests ate two +hundred and fifty gargantuan dinners and twice as many suppers; drank +barrels of the rarest of wines; smoked countless two dollar Perfectos +and stuffed their pockets with enough to last them for days to come; +burnt up five thousand cigarettes and ate at least two dozen eggs for +breakfast, and then flitted away with a thousand complaints in two +hundred and fifty Pullman drawing-rooms, Nothing could have been more +accurately pulled-off than the wonderful Blitherwood ball. (The +sparring match on the lawn, under the glare of a stupendous cluster +of lights, resulted in favour of Mr. Bullhead Brown, who +successfully--if accidentally--landed with considerably energy on the +left lower corner of Mr. Sledge-hammer Smith's diaphragm, completely +dividing the purse with him in four scientifically satisfactory +rounds, although they came to blows over it afterwards when Mr. Smith +told Mr. Brown what he thought of him for hitting with such fervour +just after they had eaten a hearty meal.) + +A great many mothers inspected Prince Robin with interest and +confessed to a really genuine enthusiasm: something they had not +experienced since one of the German princes got close enough to +Newport to see it quite clearly through his marine glasses from the +bridge of a battleship. The ruler of Graustark--(four-fifths of the +guests asked where in the world it was!)--was the lion of the day. +Mr. Blithers was annoyed because he did not wear his crown, but was +somewhat mollified by the information that he had neglected to bring +it along with him in his travels. He was also considerably put out by +the discovery that the Prince had left his white and gold uniform at +home and had to appear in an ordinary dress-suit, which, to be sure, +fitted him perfectly but did not achieve distinction. He did wear a +black and silver ribbon across his shirt front, however, and a tiny +gold button in the lapel of his coat; otherwise he might have been +mistaken for a "regular guest," to borrow an expression from Mr. +Blithers. The Prince's host manoeuvred until nearly one o'clock in +the morning before he succeeded in getting a close look at the little +gold button, and then found that the inscription thereon was in some +sort of hieroglyphics that afforded no enlightenment whatsoever. + +Exercising a potentate's prerogative, Prince Robin left the scene of +festivity somewhat earlier than was expected. As a matter of fact, he +departed shortly after one. Moreover, being a prince, it did not +occur to him to offer any excuse for leaving so early, but gracefully +thanked his host and hostess and took himself off without the +customary assertion that he had had a splendid time. Strange to say, +he did not offer a single comment on the sumptuousness of the affair +that had been given in his honor. Mr. Blithers couldn't get over +that. He couldn't help thinking that the fellow had not been properly +brought-up, or was it possible that he was not in the habit of going +out in good society? + +Except for one heart-rending incident, the Blitherwood ball was the +most satisfying event in the lives of Mr. and Mrs. William W. +Blithers. That incident, however, happened to be the hasty and well- +managed flight of Maud Applegate Blithers at an hour indefinitely +placed somewhere between four and seven o'clock on the morning of the +great day. + +Miss Blithers was not at the ball. She was in New York City serenely +enjoying one of the big summer shows, accompanied by young Scoville +and her onetime governess, a middle-aged gentlewoman who had seen +even better days than those spent in the employ of William W. +Blithers. The resolute young lady had done precisely what she said +she would do, and for the first time in his life Mr. Blithers +realised that his daughter was a creation and not a mere condition. +He wilted like a famished water-lily and went about the place in a +state of bewilderment so bleak that even his wife felt sorry for him +and refrained from the "I told you so" that might have been expected +under the circumstances. + +Maud's telegram, which came at three o'clock in the afternoon, was +meant to be reassuring but it failed of its purpose. It said: "Have a +good time and don't lose any sleep over me. I shall sleep very +soundly myself at the Ritz to-night and hope you will be doing the +same when I return home to-morrow afternoon, for I know you will be +dreadfully tired after all the excitement. Convey my congratulations +to the guest of honor and believe me to be your devoted and obedient +daughter." + +The co-incidental absence of young Mr. Scoville from the ball was a +cause of considerable uneasiness on the part of the agitated Mr. +Blithers, who commented upon it quite expansively in the seclusion of +his own bed-chamber after the last guest had sought repose. Some of +the things that Mr. Blithers said about Mr. Scoville will never be +forgotten by the four walls of that room, if, as commonly reported, +they possess auricular attachments. + +Any one who imagines that Mr. Blithers accepted Maud's defection as a +final disposition of the cause he had set his heart upon is very much +mistaken in his man. Far from receding so much as an inch from his +position, he at once set about to strengthen it in such a way that +Maud would have to come to the conclusion that it was useless to +combat the inevitable, and ultimately would heap praises upon his +devoted head for the great blessing he was determined to bestow upon +her in spite of herself. + +The last of the special coaches was barely moving on its jiggly way +to the main line, carrying the tag end of the revellers, when he set +forth in his car for a mid-day visit to Red Roof. Already the huge +camp of Slavs and Italians was beginning to jerk up the borrowed +rails and ties; the work trains were rumbling and snorting in the +meadows above Blitherwood, tottering about on the uncertain road-bed. +He gave a few concise and imperative orders to obsequious +superintendents and foremen, who subsequently repeated them with even +greater freedom to the perspiring foreigners, and left the scene of +confusion without so much as a glance behind. Wagons, carts, +motortrucks and all manner of wheeled things were scuttling about +Blitherwood as he shot down the long, winding avenue toward the lodge +gates, but he paid no attention to them. They were removing the +remnants of a glory that had passed at five in the morning. He was +not interested in the well-plucked skeleton. It was a nuisance +getting rid of it, that was all, and he wanted it to be completely +out of sight when he returned from Red Roof. If a vestige of the +ruins remained, some one would hear from him! That was understood. +And when Maud came home on the five-fourteen she would not find him +asleep--not by a long shot! + +Half-way to Red Roof, he espied a man walking briskly along the road +ahead of him. To be perfectly accurate, he was walking in the middle +of the road and his back was toward the swift-moving, almost +noiseless Packard. + +"Blow the horn for the dam' fool," said Mr. Blithers to the +chauffeur. A moment later the pedestrian leaped nimbly aside and the +car shot past, the dying wail of the siren dwindling away in the +whirr of the wheels. "Look where you're going!" shouted Mr. Blithers +from the tonneau, as if the walker had come near to running him down +instead of the other way around. "Whoa! Stop 'er, Jackson!" he called +to the driver. He had recognised the pedestrian. + +The car came to a stop with grinding brakes, and at the same time the +pedestrian halted a hundred yards away. + +"Back up," commanded Mr. Blithers in some haste, for the Prince +seemed to be on the point of deserting the highway for the wood that +lined it. "Morning, Prince!" he shouted, waving his hat vigorously. +"Want a lift?" + +The car shot backward with almost the same speed that it had gone +forward, and the Prince exercised prudence when he stepped quickly up +the sloping bank at the roadside. + +"Were you addressing me," he demanded curtly, as the car came to a +stop. + +"Yes, your highness. Get in. I'm going your way," said Mr. Blithers +beamingly. + +"I mean a moment ago, when you shouted 'Look where you are going,'" +said Robin, an angry gleam in his eye. + +Mr. Blithers looked positively dumbfounded. "Good Heavens, no!" he +cried. "I was speaking to the chauffeur." (Jackson's back seemed to +stiffen a little.) "I've told him a thousand times to be careful +about running up on people like that. Now this is the last time I'll +warn you, Jackson. The next time you go. Understand? Just because you +happen to be driving for me doesn't signify that you can run over +people who--" + +"It's all right, Mr. Blithers," interrupted Robin, with his fine +smile. "No harm done. I'll walk if you don't mind. Out for a bit of +exercise, you know. Thank you just the same." + +"Where are you bound for?" asked Mr. Blithers. + +"I don't know. I ramble where my fancy leads me." + +"I guess I'll get out and stroll along with you. God knows I need +more exercise than I get. Is it agreeable?" He was on the ground by +this time. Without waiting for an answer, he directed Jackson to run +on to Red Roof and wait for him. + +"I shall be charmed," said Robin, a twinkle in the tail of his eye. +"An eight or ten mile jaunt will do you a world of good, I'm sure. +Shall we explore this little road up the mountain and then drop down +to Red Roof? I don't believe it can be more than five or six miles." + +"Capital," said Mr. Blithers with enthusiasm. He happened to know +that it was a "short cut" to Red Roof and less than a mile as the +crow flies. True, there was something of an ascent ahead of them, but +there was also a corresponding descent at the other end. Besides, he +was confident he could keep up with the long-legged youngster by the +paradoxical process of holding back. The Prince, having suggested the +route, couldn't very well be arbitrary in traversing it. Mr. Blithers +regarded the suggestion as an invitation. + +They struck off into the narrow woodland road, not precisely side by +side, but somewhat after the fashion of a horseback rider and his +groom, or, more strictly speaking, as a Knight and his vassal. Robin +started off so briskly that Mr. Blithers fell behind a few paces and +had to exert himself considerably to keep from losing more ground as +they took the first steep rise. The road was full of ruts and cross +ruts and littered with boulders that had ambled down the mountain- +side in the spring moving. To save his life, Mr. Blithers couldn't +keep to a straight course. He went from rut to rut and from rock to +rock with the fidelity of a magnetised atom, seldom putting his foot +where he meant to put it, and never by any chance achieving a steady +stride. He would take one long, purposeful step and then a couple of +short "feelers," progressing very much as a man tramps over a newly +ploughed field. + +At the top of the rise, Robin considerately slackened his pace and +the chubby gentleman drew alongside, somewhat out of breath but as +cheerful as a cricket. + +"Going too fast for you, Mr. Blithers?" inquired Robin. + +"Not at all," said Mr. Blithers. "By the way, Prince," he went on, +cunningly seizing the young man's arm and thereby putting a check on +his speed for the time being at least, "I want to explain my +daughter's unfortunate absence last night. You must have thought it +very strange. Naturally it was unavoidable. The poor girl is really +quite heart-broken. I beg pardon!" He stepped into a rut and came +perilously near to going over on his nose. "Beastly road! Thanks. +Good thing I took hold of you. Yes, as I was saying, it was really a +most unfortunate thing; missed the train, don't you see. Went down +for the day--just like a girl, you know--and missed the train." + +"Ah, I see. She missed it twice." + +"Eh? Oh! Ha ha! Very good! She might just as well have missed it a +dozen times as once, eh? Well, she could have arranged for a special +to bring her up, but she's got a confounded streak of thriftiness in +her. Couldn't think of spending the money. Silly idea of--I beg your +pardon, did I hurt you? I'm pretty heavy, you know, no light weight +when I come down on a fellow's toe like that. What say to sitting +down on this log for a while? Give your foot a chance to rest a bit. +Deucedly awkward of me. Ought to look out where I'm stepping, eh?" + +"It really doesn't matter, Mr. Blithers," said Robin hastily. "We'll +keep right on if it's all the same to you. I'm due at home in--in +half an hour. We lunch very punctually." + +"I was particularly anxious for you and Maud to meet under the +conditions that obtained last night," went on Mr. Blithers, with a +regretful look at the log they were passing. "Nothing could have been +more--er--ripping." + +"I hear from every one that your daughter is most attractive," said +Robin. "Sorry not to have met her, Mr. Blithers." + +"Oh, you'll meet her all right. Prince. She's coming home to-day. I +believe Mrs. Blithers is expecting you to dinner to-night. She--" + +"I'm sure there must be some mistake," began Robin, but was cut +short. + +"I was on my way to Red Roof to ask you and Count Quiddux to give us +this evening in connection with that little affair we are arranging. +It is most imperative that it should be to-night, as my attorney is +coming up for the conference." + +"I fear that Mrs. King has planned something--" + +Mr. Blithers waved his hand deprecatingly. "I am sure Mrs. King will +let you off when she knows how important it is. As a matter of fact, +it has to be tonight or not at all." + +There was a note in his voice that Robin did not like. It savoured of +arrogance. + +"I daresay Count Quinnox can attend to all the details, Mr. Blithers. +I have the power of veto, of course, but I shall be guided by the +counsel of my ministers. You need have no hesitancy in dealing with-- +" + +"That's not the point, Prince. I am a business man,--as perhaps you +know. I make it a point never to deal with any one except the head of +a concern, if you'll pardon my way of putting it. It isn't right to +speak of Growstock as a concern, but you'll understand, of course. +Figure of speech." + +"I can only assure you, sir, that Graustark is in a position to +indemnify you against any possible chance of loss. You will be amply +secured. I take it that you are not coming to our assistance through +any desire to be philanthropic, but as a business proposition, pure +and simple. At least, that is how we regard the matter. Am I not +right?" + +"Perfectly," said Mr. Blithers. "I haven't got sixteen millions to +throw away. Still I don't see that that has anything to do with my +request that you be present at the conference to-night. To be +perfectly frank with you, I don't like working in the dark. You have +the power of veto, as you say. Well, if I am to lend Groostork a good +many millions of hard-earned dollars, I certainly don't relish the +idea that you may take it into your head to upset the whole +transaction merely because you have not had the matter presented to +you by me instead of by your cabinet, competent as its members may +be. First hand information on any subject is my notion of +simplicity." + +"The integrity of the cabinet is not to be questioned, Mr. Blithers. +Its members have never failed Graustark in any--" + +"I beg your pardon, Prince," said Mr. Blithers firmly, "but I +certainly suspect that they failed her when they contracted this debt +to Russia. You will forgive me for saying it, but it was the most +asinine bit of short-sightedness I've ever heard of. My office boys +could have seen farther than your honourable ministers." + +To his utter amazement, Robin turned a pair of beaming, excited eyes +upon him. + +"Do you really mean that, Mr. Blithers?" he cried eagerly. + +"I certainly do!" + +"By jove, I--I can't tell you how happy I am to hear you say it. You +see it is exactly what John Tullis said from the first. He was +bitterly opposed to the loan. He tried his best to convince the prime +minister that it was inadvisable. I granted him the special privilege +of addressing the full House of Nobles on the question, an honour +that no alien had known up to that time. Of course I was a boy when +all this happened, Mr. Blithers, or I might have put a stop to the-- +but I'll not go into that. The House of Nobles went against his +judgment and voted in favour of accepting Russia's loan. Now they +realise that dear old John Tullis was right. Somehow it gratifies me +to hear you say that they were--ahem!--shortsighted." + +"What you need in Groostock is a little more good American blood," +announced Mr. Blithers, pointedly. "If you are going to cope with the +world, you've got to tackle the job with brains and not with that +idiotic thing called faith. There's no such thing in these days as +charity among men, good will, and all that nonsense. Now, you've got +a splendid start in the right direction, Prince. You've got American +blood in your veins and that means a good deal. Take my advice and +increase the proportion. In a couple of generations you'll have +something to brag about. Take Tullis as your example. Beget sons that +will think and act as he is capable of doing. Weed out the thin blood +and give the crown of Grasstick something that is thick and red. It +will be the making of your--" + +"I suppose you are advising me to marry an American woman, Mr. +Blithers," said Robin drily. + +Mr. Blithers directed a calculating squint into the tree-tops. "I am +simply looking ahead for my own protection, Prince," said he. + +"In what respect?" + +"Well I am putting a lot of money into the hands of your people. +Isn't it natural that I should look ahead to some extent?" + +"But my people are honest. They will pay." + +"I understand all that, but at the same time I do not relish the idea +of some day being obliged to squeeze blood from a turnip. Now is the +time for you to think for the future. Your people are honest, I'll +grant. But they also are poor. And why? Because no one has been able +to act for them as your friend Tullis is capable of acting. The day +will come when they will have to settle with me, and will it be any +easier to pay William W. Blithers than it is to pay Russia? Not a bit +of it. As you have said, I am not a philanthropist. I shall exact +full and prompt payment. I prefer to collect from the prosperous, +however, and not from the poor. It goes against the grain. That's why +I want to see you rich and powerful--as well as honest." + +"I grant you it is splendid philosophy," said Robin. "But are you not +forgetting that even the best of Americans are sometimes failures +when it comes to laying up treasure?" + +"As individuals, yes; but not as a class. You will not deny that we +are the richest people in the world. On the other hand I do not +pretend to say that we are a people of one strain of blood. We +represent a mixture of many strains, but underneath them all runs the +full stream that makes us what we are: Americans. You can't get away +from that. Yes, I _do_ advise you to marry an American girl." + +"In other words, I am to make a business of it," said Robin, +tolerantly. + +"It isn't beyond the range of possibility that you should fall in +love with an American girl, is it? You wouldn't call that making a +business of it, would you?" + +"You may rest assured, Mr. Blithers, that I shall marry to please +myself and no one else," said Robin, regarding him with a coldness +that for an instant affected the millionaire uncomfortably. + +"Well," said Mr. Blithers, after a moment of hard thinking, "it may +interest you to know that I married for love." + +"It _does_ interest me," said Robin. "I am glad that you did." + +"I was a comparatively poor man when I married. The girl I married +was well-off in her own right. She had brains as well. We worked +together to lay the foundation for a--well, for the fortune we now +possess. A fortune, I may add, that is to go, every dollar of it, to +my daughter. It represents nearly five hundred million dollars. The +greatest king in the world to-day is poor in comparison to that vast +estate. My daughter will one day be the richest woman in the world." + +"Why are you taking the pains to enlighten me as to your daughter's +future, Mr. Blithers?" + +"Because I regard you as a sensible young man, Prince." + +"Thank you. And I suppose you regard your daughter as a sensible +young woman?" + +"Certainly!" exploded Mr. Blithers. + +"Well, it seems to me, she will be capable of taking care of her +fortune a great deal more successfully than you imagine, Mr. +Blithers. She will doubtless marry an excellent chap who has the +capacity to increase her fortune, rather than to let it stand at a +figure that some day may be surpassed by the possessions of an +ambitious king." + +There was fine irony in the Prince's tone but no trace of +offensiveness. Nevertheless, Mr. Blithers turned a shade more purple +than before, and not from the violence of exercise. He was having +some difficulty in controlling his temper. What manner of fool was +this fellow who could sneer at five hundred million dollars? He +managed to choke back something that rose to his lips and very +politely remarked: + +"I am sure you will like her, Prince. If I do say it myself, she is +as handsome as they grow." + +"So I have been told." + +"You will see her to-night." + +"Really, Mr. Blithers, I cannot--" + +"I'll fix it with Mrs. King. Don't you worry." + +"May I be pardoned for observing that Mrs. King, greatly as I love +her, is not invested with the power to govern my actions?" said Robin +haughtily. + +"And may I be pardoned for suggesting that it is your duty to your +people to completely understand this loan of mine before you agree to +accept it?" said Mr. Blithers, compressing his lips. + +"Forgive me, Mr. Blithers, but it is not altogether improbable that +Graustark may secure the money elsewhere." + +"It is not only improbable but impossible," said Mr. Blithers flatly. + +"Impossible?" + +"Absolutely," said the millionaire so significantly that Robin would +have been a dolt not to grasp the situation. Nothing could have been +clearer than the fact that Mr. Blithers believed it to be in his +power to block any effort Graustark might make in other directions to +secure the much-needed money. + +"Will you come to the point, Mr. Blithers?" said the young Prince, +stopping abruptly in the middle of the road and facing his companion. +"What are you trying to get at?" + +Mr. Blithers was not long in getting to the point. In the first +place, he was hot and tired and his shoes were hurting; in the second +place, he felt that he knew precisely how to handle these money- +seeking scions of nobility. He planted himself squarely in front of +the Prince and jammed his hands deep into his coat pockets. + +"The day my daughter is married to the man of my choice, I will hand +over to that man exactly twenty million dollars," he said slowly, +impressively. + +"Yes, go on." + +"The sole object I have in life is to see my girl happy and at the +same time at the top of the heap. She is worthy of any man's love. +She is as good as gold. She--" + +"The point is this, then: You would like to have me for a son-in- +law." + +"Yes," said Mr. Blithers. + +Robin grinned. He was amused in spite of himself. "You take it for +granted that I can be bought?" + +"I have not made any such statement." + +"And how much will you hand over to the man of _her_ choice when +she marries him?" enquired the young man. + +"You will be her choice," said the other, without the quiver of an +eye-lash. + +"How can you be sure of that? Has she no mind of her own?" + +"It isn't incomprehensible that she should fall in love with you, is +it?" + +"It might be possible, of course, provided she is not already in love +with some one else." + +Mr. Blithers started. "Have you heard any one say that--but, that's +nonsense! She's not in love with any one, take it from me. And just +to show you how fair I am to her--and to you--I'll stake my head you +fall in love with each other before you've been together a week." + +"But we're not going to be together for a week." + +"I should have said before you've known each other a week. You will +find--" + +"Just a moment, please. We can cut all this very short, and go about +our business. I've never seen your daughter, nor, to my knowledge, +has she ever laid eyes on me. From what I've heard of her, she _has_ a +mind of her own. You will not be able to force her into a marriage +that doesn't appeal to her, and you may be quite sure, Mr. Blithers, +that you can't force me into one. I do not want you to feel that I +have a single disparaging thought concerning Miss Blithers. It is +possible that I could fall in love with her inside of a week, or +even sooner. But I don't intend to, Mr. Blithers, any more than she +intends to fall in love with me. You say that twenty millions will go +to the man she marries, if he is your choice. Well, I don't give a +hang, sir, if you make it fifty millions. The chap who gets it will +not be me, so what's the odds? You--" + +"Wait a minute, young man," said Mr. Blithers coolly. (He was never +anything but cool when under fire.) "Why not wait until you have met +my daughter before making a statement like that? After all, am I not +the one who is taking chances? Well, I'm willing to risk my girl's +happiness with you and that's saying everything when you come right +down to it. She will make you happy in--" + +[Illustration: "You will be her choice," said the other, without the +quiver of an eye-lash ] + +"I am not for sale. Mr. Blithers," said Robin abruptly. "Good +morning." He turned into the wood and was sauntering away with his +chin high in the air when Mr. Blithers called out to him from behind. + +"I shall expect you to-night, just the same." + +Robin halted, amazed by the man's assurance. He retraced his steps to +the roadside. + +"Will you pardon a slight feeling of curiosity on my part, Mr. +Blithers, if I ask whether your daughter consents to the arrangement +you propose. Does she approve of the scheme?" + +Mr. Blithers was honest. "No, she doesn't," he said succinctly. "At +least, not at present. I'll be honest with you. She stayed away from +the ball last night simply because she did not want to meet you. +That's the kind of a girl _she_ is." + +"By jove, I take off my hat to her," cried Robin. "She is a brick, +after all. Take it from me, Mr. Blithers, you will not be able to +hand over twenty millions without her consent. I believe that I +should enjoy meeting her, now that I come to think of it. It would be +a pleasure to exchange confidences with a girl of that sort." + +Mr. Blithers betrayed agitation. "See here, Prince, I don't want her +to know that I've said anything to you about this matter," he said, +unconsciously lowering his voice as if fearing that Maud might be +somewhere within hearing distance. "This is between you and me. Don't +breathe a word of it to her. 'Gad, she'd--she'd skin me alive!" At +the very thought of it, he wiped his forehead with unusual vigour. + +Robin laughed heartily. "Rest easy, Mr. Blithers. I shall not even +think of your proposition again, much less speak of it." + +"Come now, Prince; wait until you've seen her. I know you'll get on +famously--" + +"I should like her to know that I consider her a brick, Mr. Blithers. +Is it too much to ask of you? Just tell her that I think she's a +brick." + +"Tell her yourself," growled Mr. Blithers, looking very black. "You +will see her this evening," he added levelly. + +"Shall I instruct your chauffeur to come for you up here or will you +walk back to--" + +"I'll walk to Red Roof," said Mr. Blithers doggedly. "I'm going to +ask Mrs. King to let you off for to-night." + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +A LETTER FROM MAUD + + +Mr. Blithers, triumphant, left Red Roof shortly after luncheon; Mr. +Blithers, dismayed, arrived at Blitherwood a quarter of an hour +later. He had had his way with Robin, who, after all, was coming to +dinner that evening with Count Quinnox. The Prince, after a few words +in private with the Count, changed his mind and accepted Mr. +Blithers' invitation with a liveliness that was mistaken for +eagerness by that gentleman, who had made very short work of subduing +Mrs. King when she tried to tell him that her own dinner-party would +be ruined if the principal guest defaulted. He was gloating over his +victory up to the instant he reached his own lodge gates. There +dismay sat patiently waiting for him in the shape of a messenger from +the local telegraph office in the village below. He had seen Mr. +Blithers approaching in the distance, and, with an astuteness that +argued well for his future success in life, calmly sat down to wait +instead of pedaling his decrepit bicycle up the long slope to the +villa. + +He delivered a telegram and kindly vouchsafed the information that it +was from New York. + +Mr. Blithers experienced a queer sinking of the heart as he gazed at +the envelope. Something warned him that if he opened it in the +presence of the messenger he would say something that a young boy +ought not to hear. + +"It's from Maud," said the obliging boy, beaming good-nature. It cost +him a quarter, that bit of gentility, for Mr. Blithers at once said +something that a messenger boy ought to hear, and ordered Jackson to +go ahead. + +It was from Maud and it said: "I shall stay in town a few days +longer. It is delightfully cool here. Dear old Miranda is at the Ritz +with me and we are having a fine spree. Don't worry about money. I +find I have a staggering balance in the bank. The cashier showed me +where I had made a mistake in subtraction of an even ten thousand. I +was amazed to find what a big difference a little figure makes. Have +made no definite plans but will write Mother to-night. Please give my +love to the Prince. Have you seen to-day's _Town Truth_? Or worse, has +he seen it? Your loving daughter, Maud." + +The butler was sure it was apoplexy, but the chauffeur, out of a wide +experience, announced, behind his hand, that he would be all right +the instant the words ceased to stick in his throat. And he was +right. Mr. Blithers _was_ all right. Not even the chauffeur had +seen him when he was more so. + +A little later on, after he had cooled off to a quite considerable +extent, Mr. Blithers lighted a cigar and sat down in the hall outside +his wife's bed-chamber door. She was having her beauty nap. Not even +he possessed the temerity to break in upon that. He sat and listened +for the first sound that would indicate the appeasement of beauty, +occasionally hitching his chair a trifle nearer to the door in the +agony of impatience. By the time Jackson returned from the village +with word that a copy of _Town Truth_ was not to be had until +the next day, he was so close to the door that if any one had +happened to stick a hat pin through the keyhole at precisely the +right instant it would have punctured his left ear with appalling +results. + +"What are we going to do about it?" he demanded three minutes after +entering the chamber. His wife was prostrate on the luxurious couch +from which she had failed to arise when he burst in upon her with the +telegram in his hand. + +"Oh, the foolish child," she moaned. "If she only knew how adorable +he is she wouldn't be acting in this perfectly absurd manner. Every +girl who was here last night is madly in love with him. Why must Maud +be so obstinate?" + +Mr. Blithers was very careful not to mention his roadside experience +with the Prince, and you may be sure that he said nothing about his +proposition to the young man. He merely declared, with a vast +bitterness in his soul, that the Prince was coming to dinner, but +what the deuce was the use? + +"She ought to be soundly--spoken to," said he, breaking the sentence +with a hasty gulp. "Now, Lou, there's just one thing to do. I must go +to New York on the midnight train and get her. That woman was all +right as a tutor, but hanged if I like to see a daughter of mine +traipsing around New York with a school teacher. She--" + +"You forget that she has retired on a competence. She is not in +active employment. Will. You forget that she is one of the Van +Valkens." + +"There you go, talking about good old families again. Why is it that +so blamed many of your fine old blue stockings are hunting jobs--" + +"Now don't be vulgar, Will," she cut in. "Maud is quite safe with +Miranda, and you know it perfectly well, so don't talk like that. I +think it would be a fearful mistake for you to go to New York. She +would never forgive you and, what is more to the point, she wouldn't +budge a step if you tried to bully her into coming home with you. You +know it quite as well as I do." + +He groaned. "Give me a chance to think, Lou. Just half a chance, +that's all I ask. I'll work out some--" + +"Wait until her letter comes. We'll see what she has to say. Perhaps +she intends coming home tomorrow, who can tell? This may be a pose on +her part. Give her free rein and she will not pull against the bit. +It may surprise her into doing the sensible thing if we calmly ignore +her altogether. I've been thinking it over, and I've come to the +conclusion that we'll be doing the wisest thing in the world if we +pay absolutely no attention to her." + +"By George, I believe you've hit it, Lou! She'll be looking for a +letter or telegram from me and she'll not receive a word, eh? She'll +be expecting us to beg her to come back and all the while we just sit +tight and say not a word. We'll fool her, by thunder. By to-morrow +afternoon she'll be so curious to know what's got into us that she'll +come home on a run. You're right. It takes a thief to catch a thief, +--which is another way of saying that it takes a woman to understand a +woman. We'll sit tight and let Maud worry for a day or two. It will +do her good." + +Maud's continued absence was explained to Prince Robin that evening, +not by the volcanic Mr. Blithers but by his practised and adroit +better-half who had no compunction in ascribing it to the alarming +condition of a very dear friend in New York,--one of the Van Valkens, +you know. + +"Maud is so tender-hearted, so loyal, so really sweet about her +friends, that nothing in the world could have induced her to leave +this dear friend, don't you know." + +"I am extremely sorry not to have met your daughter," said Robin very +politely. + +"Oh, but she will be here in a day or two, Prince." + +"Unfortunately, we are leaving to-morrow, Mrs. Blithers." + +"To-morrow?" murmured Mrs. Blithers, aghast. + +"I received a cablegram to-day advising me to return to Edelweiss at +once. We are obliged to cut short a very charming visit with Mr. and +Mrs. King and to give up the trip to Washington. Lieutenant Dank left +for New York this afternoon to exchange our reservations for the +first ship that we can--" + +"What's this?" demanded Mr. Blithers, abruptly withdrawing his +attention from Count Quinnox who was in the middle of a sentence when +the interruption came. They were on the point of going out to dinner. +"What's this?" + +"The Prince says that he is leaving to-morrow--" + +"Nonsense!" exploded Mr. Blithers, with no effort toward geniality. +"He doesn't mean it. Why,--why, we haven't signed a single +agreement--" + +"Fortunately it isn't necessary for me to sign anything, Mr. +Blithers," broke in Robin hastily. "The papers are to be signed by +the Minister of Finance, and afterwards my signature is attached in +approval. Isn't that true, Count Quinnox?" + +"I daresay Mr. Blithers understands the situation perfectly," said +the Count. + +Mr. Blithers looked blank. He _did_ understand the situation, +that was the worst of it. He knew that although the cabinet had +sanctioned the loan by cable, completing the transaction so far as it +could be completed at this time, it was still necessary for the +Minister of Finance to sign the agreement under the royal seal of +Graustark. + +"Of course I understand it," he said bluntly. "Still I had it in mind +to ask the Prince to put his signature to a sort of preliminary +document which would at least assure me that he would sign the final +agreement when the time comes. That's only fair, isn't it?" + +"Quite fair, Mr. Blithers. The Prince will sign such an article to- +morrow or the next day at your office in the city. Pray have no +uneasiness, sir. It shall be as you wish. By the way, I understood +that your solicitor--your lawyer, I should say,--was to be here this +evening. It had occurred to me that he might draw up the statement,-- +if Mrs. Blithers will forgive us in our haste--" + +"He couldn't get here," said Mr. Blithers, and no more. He was +thinking too intently of something more important. "What's turned +up?" + +"Turned up, Mr. Blithers?" + +"Yes--in Groostock. What's taking you off in such a hurry?" + +"The Prince has been away for nearly six months," said the Count, as +if that explained everything. + +"Was it necessary to cable for him to come home?" persisted the +financier. + +"Graustark and Dawsbergen are endeavouring to form an alliance, Mr. +Blithers, and Prince Robin's presence at the capitol is very much to +be desired in connection with the project." + +"What kind of an alliance?" + +The Count looked bored. "An alliance prescribed for the general +improvement of the two races, I should say, Mr. Blithers." He smiled. +"It would in no way impair the credit of Graustark, however. It is +what you might really describe as a family secret, if you will pardon +my flippancy." + +The butler announced dinner. + +"Wait for a couple of days. Prince, and I'll send you down to New +York by special train," said Mr. Blithers. + +"Thank you. It is splendid of you. I daresay everything will depend +on Dank's success in--" + +"Crawford," said Mr. Blithers to the butler, "ask Mr. Davis to look +up the sailings for next week and let me know at once, will you?" +Turning to the Prince, he went on: "We can wire down to-night and +engage passage for next week. Davis is my secretary. I'll have him +attend to everything. And now let's forget our troubles." + +A great deal was said by her parents about Maud's unfortunate +detention in the city. Both of them were decidedly upset by the +sudden change in the Prince's plans. Once under pretext of whispering +to Crawford about the wine, Mr. Blithers succeeded in transmitting a +question to his wife. She shook her head in reply, and he sighed +audibly. He had asked if she thought he'd better take the midnight +train. + +Mr. Davis found that there were a dozen ships sailing the next week, +but nothing came of it, for the Prince resolutely declared he would +be obliged to take the first available steamer. + +"We shall go down to-morrow," he said, and even Mr. Blithers +subsided. He looked to his wife in desperation. She failed him for +the first time in her life. Her eyes were absolutely messageless. + +"I'll go down with you," he said, and then gave his wife a look of +defiance. + +The next morning brought Maud's letter to her mother. It said: +"Dearest Mother: I enclose the cutting from _Town Truth_. You +may see for yourself what a sickening thing it is. The whole world +knows by this time that the ball was a joke--a horrible joke. +Everybody knows that you are trying to hand me over to Prince Robin +neatly wrapped up in bank notes. And everybody knows that he is +laughing at us, and he isn't alone in his mirth either. What must the +Truxton Kings think of us? I can't bear the thought of meeting that +pretty, clever woman face to face. I know I should die of +mortification, for, of course, she must believe that I am dying to +marry anything on earth that has a title and a pair of legs. Somehow +I don't blame you and dad. You really love me, I know, and you want +to give me the best that the world affords. But why, oh why, can't +you let me choose for myself? I don't object to having a title, but I +do object to having a husband that I don't want and who certainly +could not, by any chance, want me. You think that I am in love with +Channie Scoville. Well, I'm not. I am very fond of him, that's all, +and if it came to a pinch I would marry him in preference to any +prince on the globe. To-day I met a couple of girls who were at the +ball. They told me that the Prince is adorable. They are really quite +mad about him, and one of them had the nerve to ask what it was going +to cost dad to land him. _Town Truth_ says he is to cost ten +millions! Well, you may just tell dad that I'll help him to practice +economy. He needn't pay a nickle for my husband--when I get him. The +world is small. It may be that I shall come upon this same Prince +Charming some place before it is too late, and fall in love with him +all of a heap. Loads of silly girls do fall in love with fairy +princes, and I'm just as silly as the rest of them. Ever since I was +a little kiddie I've dreamed of marrying a real, lace-and-gold +Prince, the kind Miranda used to read about in the story books. But I +also dreamed that he loved me. There's the rub, you see. How could +any prince love a girl who set out to buy him with a lot of silly +millions? It's not to be expected. I know it is done in the best +society, but I should want my prince to be happy instead of merely +comfortable. I should want both of us to live happy ever afterwards. + +"So, dearest mother, I am going abroad to forget. Miranda is going +with me and we sail next Saturday on the _Jupiter_ I think. We +haven't got our suite, but Mr. Bliss says he is sure he can arrange +it for me. If we can't get one on the _Jupiter_, we'll take some +other boat that is just as inconspicuous. You see, I want to go on a +ship that isn't likely to be packed with people I know, for it is my +intention to travel incog, as they say in the books. No one shall +stare at me and say: 'There is that Maud Blithers we were reading +about in _Town Truth_--and all the other papers this week. Her +father is going to buy a prince for her.' + +"I know dad will be perfectly furious, but I'm going or die, one or +the other. Now it won't do a bit of good to try to stop me, dearest. +The best thing for you and dad to do is to come down at once and say +goodbye to me--but you are not to go to the steamer! Never! Please, +please come, for I love you both and I do so want you to love me. +Come to-morrow and kiss your horrid, horrid, disappointing, loathsome +daughter--and forgive her, too." + +Mr. Blithers was equal to the occasion. His varying emotions +manifested themselves with peculiar vividness during the reading of +the letter by his tearful wife. At the outset he was frankly humble +and contrite; he felt bitterly aggrieved over the unhappy position in +which they innocently had placed their cherished idol. Then came the +deep breath of relief over the apparent casting away of young +Scoville, followed by an angry snort when Maud repeated the remark of +her girl friend. His dismay was pathetic while Mrs. Blithers was +fairly gasping out Maud's determination to go abroad, but before she +reached the concluding sentences of the extraordinary missive, he was +himself again. As a matter of fact, he was almost jubilant. He +slapped his knee with resounding force and uttered an ejaculation +that caused his wife to stare at him as if the very worst had +happened: he was a chuckling lunatic! + +"Immense!" he exclaimed. "Immense!" + +"Oh, Will!" she sobbed. + +"Nothing could be better! Luck is with me, Lou. It always is." + +"In heaven's name, what are you saying, Will?" + +"Great Scott, can't you see? He goes abroad, she goes abroad. See? +Same ship. See what I mean? Nothing could be finer. They--" + +"But I do not want my child to go abroad," wailed the unhappy mother. +"I cannot bear--" + +"Stuff and nonsense! Brace up! Grasp the romance. Both of 'em sailing +under assumed names. They see each other on deck. Mutual attraction. +Love at first sight. Both of 'em. Money no object. There you are. +Leave it to me." + +"Maud is not the kind of girl to take up with a stranger on board--" + +"Don't glare at me like that! Love finds the way, it doesn't matter +what kind of a girl she is. But listen to me, Lou; we've got to be +mighty careful that Maud doesn't suspect that we're putting up a job +on her. She'd balk at the gang-plank and that would be the end of it. +She must not know that he is on board. Now, here's the idea," and he +talked on in a strangely subdued voice for fifteen minutes, his +enthusiasm mounting to such heights that she was fairly lifted to the +seventh heaven he produced, and, for once in her life, she actually +submitted to his bumptious argument without so much as a single +protesting word. + +The down train at two-seventeen had on board a most distinguished +group of passengers, according to the Pullman conductor whose skilful +conniving resulted in the banishment of a few unimportant creatures +who had paid for chairs in the observation coach but who had to get +out, whether or no, when Mr. Blithers loudly said it was a nuisance +having everything on the shady side of the car taken "on a hot day +like this." He surreptitiously informed the conductor that there was +a prince in his party, and that highly impressed official at once +informed ten other passengers that they had no business in a private +car and would have to move up to the car ahead--and rather quickly at +that. + +The Prince announced that Lieutenant Dank had secured comfortable +cabins on a steamer sailing Saturday, but he did not feel at liberty +to mention the name of the boat owing to his determination to avoid +newspaper men, who no doubt would move heaven and earth for an +interview, now that he had become a person of so much importance in +the social world. Indeed, his indentity was to be more completely +obscured than at any time since he landed on American soil. He +thanked Mr. Blithers for his offer to command the "royal suite" on +the _Jupiter_, but declined, volunteering the somewhat curt remark +that it was his earnest desire to keep as far away from royalty as +possible on the voyage over. (A remark that Mr. Blithers couldn't +quite fathom, then or afterward.) + +Mrs. Blithers' retort to her husband's shocked comment on the un- +princely appearance of the young man and the wofully ordinary suit of +clothes worn by the Count, was sufficiently caustic, and he was +silenced--and convinced. Neither of the distinguished foreigners +looked the part of a nobleman. + +"I wouldn't talk about clothes if I were you," Mrs. Blithers had said +on the station platform. "Who would suspect you of being one of the +richest men in America?" She sent a disdainful glance at his baggy +knees and bulging coat pockets, and for the moment he shrank into the +state of being one of the poorest men in America. + +They were surprised and not a little perplexed by the fact that the +Prince and his companion arrived at the station quite alone. Neither +of the Kings accompanied them. There was, Mrs. Blithers admitted, +food for thought in this peculiar omission on the part of the +Prince's late host and hostess, and she would have given a great deal +to know what was back of it. The "luggage" was attended to by the +admirable Hobbs, there being no sign of a Red Roof servant about the +place. Moreover, there seemed to be considerable uneasiness +noticeable in the manner of the two foreigners. They appeared to be +unnecessarily impatient for the train to arrive, looking at their +watches now and again, and frequently sending sharp glances down the +village street in the direction of Red Roof. Blithers afterwards +remarked that they made him think of a couple of absconding cashiers. +The mystery, however, was never explained. + +Arriving at the Grand Central Terminal, Prince Robin and the Count +made off in a taxi-cab, smilingly declining to reveal their hotel +destination. + +"But where am I to send my attorney with the agreement you are to +sign, Prince?" asked Mr. Blithers, plainly irritated by the young +man's obstinacy in declining to be "dropped" at his hotel by the +Blithers motor. + +"I shall come to your office at eleven to-morrow morning, Mr. +Blithers," said Robin, his hat in his hand. He had bowed very deeply +to Mrs. Blithers. + +"But that's not right," blustered the financier. "A prince of royal +blood hadn't ought to visit a money-grubber's office. It's not--" + +"_Noblesse oblige_," said Robin, with his hand on his heart. "It +has been a pleasure to know you, Mrs. Blithers. I trust we may meet +again. If you should ever come to Graustark, please consider that the +castle is yours--as you hospitable Americans would say." + +"We surely will," said Mrs. Blithers. Both the Prince and Count +Quinnox bowed very profoundly, and did not smile. + +"And it will be ours," added Mr. Blithers, more to himself than to +his wife as the two tall figures moved off with the throng. Then to +his wife: "Now to find out what ship they're sailing on. I'll fix it +so they'll _have_ to take the _Jupiter_, whether they want to or not." + +"Wouldn't it be wisdom to find out what ship Maud is sailing on, +Will? It seems to me that she is the real problem." + +"Right you are!" said he instantly. "I must be getting dotty in my +old age, Lou." + +They were nearing the Ritz when she broke a prolonged period of +abstraction by suddenly inquiring: "What did you mean when you said +to him on the train: 'Better think it over, Prince,' and what did he +mean by the insolent grin he gave you in reply?" + +Mr. Blithers looked straight ahead. + +"Business," said he, answering the first question but not the last. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +ON BOARD THE "JUPITER" + + +A grey day at sea. The _Jupiter_ seemed to be slinking through the +mist and drizzle, so still was the world of waters. The ocean was +as smooth as a mill pond; the reflected sky came down bleak and drab +and no wind was stirring. The rush of the ship through the glassy, +sullen sea produced a fictitious gale across the decks; aside from +that there was dead calm ahead and behind. + +A threat seemed to lurk in the smooth, oily face of the Atlantic. Far +ahead stretched the grey barricade that seemed to mark the spot where +the voyage was to end. There was no going beyond that clear-cut line. +When the ship came up to it, there would be no more water beyond; +naught but a vast space into which the vessel must topple and go on +falling to the end of time. The great sirens were silent, for the fog +of the night before had lifted, laying bare a desolate plain. The +ship was sliding into oblivion, magnificently indifferent to the +catastrophe that awaited its arrival at the edge of the universe. And +she was sailing the sea alone. All other ships had passed over that +sinister line and were plunging toward a bottom that would never be +reached, so long is eternity. + +The decks of the _Jupiter_ were wet with the almost invisible drizzle +that filled the air, yet they were swarming with the busy pedestrians +who never lose an opportunity to let every one know that they are on +board. No ship's company is complete without its leg-stretchers. They +who never walk a block on dry land without complaining, right manfully +lop off miles when walking on the water, and get to be known--at least +visually--to the entire first cabin before they have paraded half way +across the Atlantic. (There was once a man who had the strutting +disease so badly that he literally walked from Sandy Hook to Gaunt's +Rock, but, who, on getting to London, refused to walk from the Savoy +to the Cecil because of a weak heart.) The worst feature about these +inveterate water-walkers is that they tread quite as proudly upon +other people's feet as they do upon their own, and as often as not +they appear to do it from choice. Still, that is another story. It has +nothing to do with the one we are trying to tell. + +To resume, the decks of the _Jupiter_ were wet and the sky was drab. +New York was twenty-four hours astern and the brief Sunday service had +come to a peaceful end. It died just in time to escape the horrors of +a popular programme by the band amidships. The echo of the last amen +was a resounding thump on the big bass drum. + +Three tall, interesting looking men stood leaning against the +starboard rail of the promenade deck, unmindful of the mist, watching +the scurrying throng of exercise fiends. Two were young, the third +was old, and of the three there was one who merited the second glance +that invariably was bestowed upon him by the circling passers-by. +Each succeeding revolution increased the interest and admiration and +people soon began to favour him with frankly unabashed stares and +smiles that could not have been mistaken for anything but tribute to +his extreme good looks. + +He stood between the gaunt, soldierly old man with the fierce +moustache, and the trim, military young man with one that was close +cropped and smart. Each wore a blue serge suit and affected a short +visored cap of the same material, and each lazily puffed at a very +commonplace briar pipe. They in turn were watching the sprightly +parade with an interest that was calmly impersonal. They saw no one +person who deserved more than a casual glance, and yet the motley +crowd passed before them, apparently without end, as if expecting a +responsive smile of recognition from the tall young fellow to whom it +paid the honest tribute of curiosity. + +The customary he-gossip and perennial snooper who is always making +the voyage no matter what ship one takes or the direction one goes, +nosed out the purser and discovered that the young man was R. Schmidt +of Vienna. He was busy thereafter mixing with the throng, +volunteering information that had not been solicited but which +appeared to be welcome. Especially were the young women on board +grateful to the he-gossip, when he accosted them as a perfect +stranger to tell them the name of another and even more perfect +stranger. + +"Evidently an Austrian army officer," he always proclaimed, and that +seemed to settle it. + +Luckily he did not overhear R. Schmidt's impassive estimate of the +first cabin parade, or he might have had something to repeat that +would not have pleased those who took part in it. + +"Queer looking lot of people," said R. Schmidt, and his two +companions moodily nodded their heads. + +"I am sorry we lost those rooms on the _Salammbo_," said the younger +of his two companions. "I had them positively engaged, money paid +down." + +"Some one else came along with more money, Dank," observed R. +Schmidt. "We ought to be thankful that we received anything at all. +Has it occurred to you that this boat isn't crowded?" + +"Not more than half full," said the older man. "All of the others +appeared to be packed from hold to funnel. This must be an unpopular +boat." + +"I don't know where we'd be, however, if Mr. Blithers hadn't thought +of the _Jupiter_ almost at the last minute," said R. Schmidt. + +"Nine day boat, though," growled the old man. + +"I don't mind that in the least. She's a steady old tub and that's +something." + +"Hobbs tells me that it is most extraordinary to find the east bound +steamers crowded at this season of the year," said Dank. "He can't +understand it at all. The crowds go over in June and July and by this +time they should be starting for home. I thought we'd have no +difficulty in getting on any one of the big boats, but, by jove, +everywhere I went they said they were full up." + +"It was uncommonly decent of Blithers not coming down to see us off," +said the elderly man, who was down on the passenger list as Totten. +"I was apprehensive, 'pon my soul. He stuck like a leech up to the +last minute." + +R. Schmidt was reflecting. "It struck me as queer that he had not +heard of the transfer of our securities in London." + +I cannot understand Bernstein & Sons selling out at a time when the +price of our bonds is considerably below their actual value," said +Totten, frowning." A million pounds sterling is what their holdings +really represented; according to the despatches they must have sold +at a loss of nearly fifty thousand pounds. It is unbelievable that +the house can be hard-pressed for money. There isn't a sounder +concern in Europe than Bernstein's." + +"We should have a Marconi-gram to-night or tomorrow in regard to the +bid made in Paris for the bonds held by the French syndicate," said +Dank, pulling at his short moustache." Mr. Blithers is investigating." + +"There is something sinister in all this," said R. Schmidt. "Who is +buying up all of the out-standing bonds and what is behind the +movement? London has sold all that were held there and Paris is +approached on the same day. If Paris and Berlin should sell, nearly +four million pounds in Graustark bonds will be in the hands of people +whose identity and motives appear to be shrouded in the deepest +mystery." + +"And four million pounds represents the entire amount of our bonds +held by outside parties," said Totten, with a significant shake of +his grizzled head. "The remainder are in the possession of our own +institutions and the people themselves. We should hear from +Edelweiss, too, in response to my cablegram. Perhaps Romano may be +able to throw light on the situation. I confess that I am troubled." + +"Russia would have no object in buying up our general bonds, would +she?" inquired R. Schmidt. + +"None whatever. She would have nothing to gain. Mr. Blithers assured +me that he was not in the least apprehensive. In fact, he declared +that Russia would not be buying bonds that do not mature for twelve +years to come. There must be some private--eh?" + +A steward was politely accosting the trio. + +"I beg pardon, is this Mr. Totten?" + +"Yes." + +"Message for you, sir, at the purser's." + +"Bring it to my stateroom, Totten," said R. Schmidt briefly, and the +old man hurried away on the heels of the messenger. + +The two young men sauntered carelessly in an opposite direction and +soon disappeared from the deck. A few minutes later, Totten entered +the luxurious parlour of R. Schmidt and laid an unopened wireless +message on the table at the young man's elbow. + +"Open it, Totten." + +The old man slit the envelope and glanced at the contents. He nodded +his head in answer to an unspoken question. + +"Sold?" asked R. Schmidt. + +"Paris and Berlin, both of them, Prince. Every bond has been gobbled +up." + +"Does he mention the name of the buyer?" + +"Only by the use of the personal pronoun. He says--'I have taken over +the Paris and Berlin holdings. All is well.' It is signed 'B.' So! +Now we know." + +"By jove!" fell from the lips of both men, and then the three +Graustarkians stared in speechless amazement at each other for the +space of a minute before another word was spoken. + +"Blithers!" exclaimed Dank, sinking back into his chair. + +"Blithers," repeated Totten, but with an entirely different +inflection. The word was conviction itself as he pronounced it. + +R. Schmidt indulged in a wry little smile. "It amounts to nearly +twenty million dollars, Count. That's a great deal of money to spend +in the pursuit of an idle whim." + +"Humph!" grunted the old Count, and then favoured the sunny-faced +Prince with a singularly sharp glance. "Of course, you understand his +game?" + +"Perfectly. It's as clear as day. He intends to be the crown father- +in-law. I suppose he will expect Graustark to establish an Order of +Royal Grandfathers." + +"It may prove to be no jest, Robin," said the Count seriously. + +"My dear Quinnox, don't look so sad," cried the Prince. "He may have +money enough to buy Graustark but he hasn't enough to buy +grandchildren that won't grow, you know. He is counting chickens +before they're hatched, which isn't a good business principle, I'd +have you to know." + +"What was it he said to you at Red Roof?" + +"That was nothing. Pure bluster." + +"He said he had never set his heart on anything that he didn't get in +the end, wasn't that it?" + +"I think so. Something of the sort. I took it as a joke." + +"Well, I took it as a threat." + +"A threat?" + +"A pleasant, agreeable threat, of course. He has set his heart on +having the crown of Graustark worn by a Blithers. That is the long +and short of it." + +"I believe he did say to me in the woods that day that he could put +his daughter on any throne in Europe if he set his mind to the job," +said the Prince carelessly. "But you see, the old gentleman is not +counting on two very serious sources of opposition when it comes to +this particular case. There is Maud, you see,--and me." + +"I am not so sure of the young lady," said the Count sententiously. +"The opposition may falter a bit there, and half of his battle is +won." + +"You seem to forget, Quinnox, that such a marriage is utterly +impossible," said the Prince coldly, "Do you imagine that I would +marry--" + +"Pardon me, highness, I said _half_ the battle would be won. I +do contemplate a surrender on your part. You are a very pig-headed +young man. The most pig-headed I've ever known, if you will forgive +me for expressing myself so--" + +"You've said it a hundred times," laughed the Prince, good-naturedly. +"Don't apologise. Not only you but the entire House of Nobles have +characterised me as pig-headed and I have never even thought of +resenting it, so it must be that I believe it to be true." + +"We have never voiced the opinion, highness, except in reference to +our own great desire to bring about the union between our beloved +ruler and the Crown Princess of--" + +"So," interrupted R. Schmidt, "it ought to be very clear to you that +if I will not marry to please my loyal, devoted cabinet I certainly +shall not marry to please William W. Blithers. No doubt the excellent +Maud is a most desirable person. In any event, she has a mind of her +own. I confess that I am sorry to have missed seeing her. We might +have got on famously together, seeing that our point of view is +apparently unique in this day and age of the world, No, my good +friends, Mr. Blithers is making a poor investment. He will not get +the return for his money that he is expecting. If it pleases him to +buy our securities, all well and good. He shall lose nothing in the +end. But he will find that Graustark is not a toy, nor the people +puppets. More than all that, I am not a bargain sale prince with +Christmas tree aspirations, but a very unamiable devil who cultivates +an ambition to throw stones at the conventions. Not only do I intend +to choose my wife but also the court grandfather. And now let us +forget the folly of Mr. Blithers and discuss his methods of business. +What does he expect to gain by this extraordinary investment?" + +Count Quinnox looked at him rather pityingly. "It appears to be his +way of pulling the strings, my boy. He has loaned us something like +sixteen millions of dollars. We have agreed to deposit our public +service bonds as security against the loan, so that practically +equalises the situation. It becomes a purely business transaction. +But he sees far ahead. This loan of his matures at practically the +same time that our first series of government bonds are due for +payment. It will be extremely difficult for a small country, such as +Graustark, to raise nearly forty millions of dollars in, say ten +years. The European syndicates undoubtedly would be willing to renew +the loan under a new issue--I think it is called refunding, or +something of the sort. But Mr. Blithers will be in a position to say +no to any such arrangement. He holds the whip hand and--" + +"But, my dear Count," interrupted the Prince, "what if he does hold +it? Does he expect to wait ten years before exercising his power? You +forget that marriage is his ambition. Isn't he taking a desperate +risk in assuming that I will not marry before the ten years are up? +And, for that matter, his daughter may decide to wed some other chap +who--" + +"That's just the point," said Quinnox. "He is arranging it so that +you _can't_ marry without his consent." + +"The deuce you say!" + +"I am not saying that he can carry out his design, my dear boy, but +it is his secret hope, just the same. So far as Graustark is +concerned, she will stand by you no matter what betides. As you know, +there is nothing so dear to our hearts as the proposed union of +Dawsbergen's Crown Princess and--" + +"That's utterly out of the question, Count," said the Prince, setting +his jaws. + +The count sighed patiently. "So you say, my boy, so you say. But you +are not reasonable. How can you know that the Crown Princess of +Dawsbergen is not the very mate your soul has been craving--" + +"That's not the point. I am opposed to this miserable custom of +giving in marriage without the consent of the people most vitally +concerned, and I shall never recede from my position." + +"You are very young, my dear Prince." + +"And I intend to remain young, my dear Count. Loveless marriages make +old men and women of youths and maidens. I remember thinking that +remark out for myself after a great deal of effort, and you may +remember that I sprung it with considerable effect on the cabinet +when the matter was formally discussed a year or two ago. You heard +about it, didn't you, Dank?" + +"I did, highness." + +"And every newspaper in the world printed it as coming from me, +didn't they? Well, there you are. I can't go behind my publicly +avowed principles." + +The young fellow stretched his long body in a sort of luxurious +defiance, and eyed his companions somewhat combatively. + +"Sounds very well," growled the Count, with scant reverence for +royalty, being a privileged person. + +"Now, Dank here can marry any one he likes--if she'll have him--and +he is only a lieutenant of the guard. Why should I,--prince royal and +master of all he surveys, so to speak,--why should I be denied a +privilege enjoyed by every good-looking soldier who carries a sword +in my army--_my_ army, do you understand? I leave it to you, Dank, is +it fair? Who are you that you should presume to think of a happy +marriage while I, your Prince, am obliged to twiddle my thumbs and say +'all right, bring any old thing along and I'll marry her'? Who are +you, Dank, that's what I'd like to know." + +His humour was so high-handed that the two soldiers laughed and Dank +ruefully admitted that he was a lucky dog. + +"You shall not marry into the Blithers family, my lad, if we can help +it," said the Count, pulling at his moustaches. + +"I should say not!" said Dank, feeling for his. + +"I should as soon marry a daughter of Hobbs," said R. Schmidt, +getting up from his chair with restored sprightliness. "If he had +one, I mean." + +"The bonds of matrimony and the bonds of government are by no means +synonymous," said Dank, and felt rather proud of himself when his +companions favoured him with a stare of amazement. The excellent +lieutenant was not given to persiflage. He felt that for a moment he +had scintillated. + +"Shall we send a wireless to Blithers congratulating him on his +coup?" enquired the Prince gaily. + +"No," said the Count. "Congratulating ourselves on his coup is +better." + +"Good! And you might add that we also are trusting to luck. It may +give him something to think about. And now where is Hobbs?" said +royalty. + +"Here, sir," said Hobbs, appearing in the bed-room door, but not +unexpectedly. "I heard wot you said about my daughter, sir. It may +set your mind at rest, sir, to hear that I am childless." + +"Thank you, Hobbs. You are always thinking of my comfort. You may +order luncheon for us in the Ritz restaurant. The head steward has +been instructed to reserve the corner table for the whole voyage." + +"The 'ead waiter, sir," corrected Hobbs politely, and was gone. + +In three minutes he was back with the information that two ladies had +taken the table and refused to be dislodged, although the head waiter +had vainly tried to convince them that it was reserved for the +passage by R. Schmidt and party. + +"I am quite sure, sir, he put it to them very hagreeably and +politely, but the young lady gave 'im the 'aughtiest look I've ever +seen on mortal fice, sir, and he came back to me so 'umble that I +could 'ardly believe he was an 'ead waiter." + +"I hope he was not unnecessarily persistent," said the Prince, +annoyed. "It really is of no consequence where we sit." + +"Ladies first, world without end," said Dank. "Especially at sea." + +"He was not persistent, sir. In fact he was hextraordinary subdued +all the time he was hexplaining the situation to them. I could tell +by the way his back looked, sir." + +"Never mind, Hobbs. You ordered luncheon?" + +"Yes, your 'ighness. Chops and sweet potatoes and--" + +"But that's what we had yesterday, Hobbs." + +A vivid red overspread the suddenly dismayed face of Hobbs. "'Pon my +soul, sir, I--I clean forgot that it was yesterday I was thinking of. +The young lady gave me such a sharp look, sir, when the 'ead waiter +pointed at me that I clean forgot wot I was there for. I will 'urry +back and--" + +"Do, Hobbs, that's a good fellow. I'm as hungry as a bear. But no +chops!" + +"Thank you, sir. No chops. Absolutely, sir." He stopped in the +doorway. "I daresay it was 'er beauty, sir, that did it. No chops. +Quite so, sir." + +"If Blithers were only here," sighed Dank. "He would make short work +of the female invasion. He would have them chucked overboard." + +"I beg pardon, sir," further adventured Hobbs, "but I fancy not even +Mr. Blithers could move that young woman, sir, if she didn't 'appen +to want to be moved. Never in my life, sir, have I seen--" + +"Run along, Hobbs," said the Prince. "Boiled guinea hen." + +"And cantaloupe, sir. Yes, sir, I quite remember everything now, +sir." + +Twenty minutes later, R. Schmidt, seated in the Ritz restaurant, +happened to look fairly into the eyes of the loveliest girl he had +ever seen, and on the instant forgave the extraordinary delinquency +of the hitherto infallible Hobbs. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +THE PRINCE MEETS MISS GUILE + + +Later on R. Schmidt sat alone in a sheltered corner of the promenade +deck, where chairs had been secured by the forehanded Hobbs. The thin +drizzle now aspired to something more definite in the shape of a +steady downpour, and the decks were almost deserted, save for the few +who huddled in the unexposed nooks where the sweep and swish of the +rain failed to penetrate. There was a faraway look in the young man's +eyes, as of one who dreams pleasantly, with little effort but +excellent effect. His pipe had gone out, so his dream must have been +long and uninterrupted. Eight bells sounded, but what is time to a +dreamer? Then came one bell and two, and now his eyes were closed. + +Two women came and stood over him, but little did they suspect that +his dream was of one of them: the one with the lovely eyes and the +soft brown hair. They surveyed him, whispering, the one with a little +perplexed frown on her brow, the other with distinct signs of +annoyance in her face. The girl was not more than twenty, her +companion quite old enough to be her mother: a considerate if not +complimentary estimate, for a girl's mother may be either forty, +fifty or even fifty-five, when you come to think of it. + +They were looking for something. That was quite clear. And it was +deplorably clear that whatever it was, R. Schmidt was sitting upon +it. They saw that he was asleep, which made the search if not the +actual recovery quite out of the question. The older woman was on the +point of poking the sleeper with the toe of her shoe, being a matter- +of-fact sort of person, when the girl imperatively shook her head and +frowned upon the lady in a way to prove that even though she was old +enough to be the mother of a girl of twenty she was by no means the +mother of this one. + +At that very instant, R. Schmidt opened his eyes. It must have been a +kindly poke by the god of sleep that aroused him so opportunely, but +even so, the toe of a shoe could not have created a graver +catastrophe than that which immediately befell him. He completely +lost his head. If one had suddenly asked what had become of it, he +couldn't have told, not for the life of him. For that matter, he +couldn't have put his finger, so to speak, on any part of his person +and proclaimed with confidence that it belonged to R. Schmidt of +Vienna. He was looking directly up into a pair of dark, startled +eyes, in which there was a very pretty confusion and a far from +impervious blink. + +"I beg your pardon," said the older woman, without the faintest trace +of embarrassment,--indeed, with some asperity,--"I think you are +occupying one of our chairs." + +He scrambled out of the steamer rug and came to his feet, blushing to +the roots of his hair. + +"I beg your pardon," he stammered, and found his awkwardness rewarded +by an extremely sweet smile--in the eyes of the one he addressed. + +"We were looking for a letter that I am quite sure was left in my +chair," said she. + +"A letter?" he murmured vaguely, and at once began to search with his +eyes. + +"From her father," volunteered the elderly one, as if it were a +necessary bit of information. Then she jerked the rug away and three +pairs of eyes examined the place where R. Schmidt had been reclining. +"That's odd. Did you happen to see it when you sat down, sir?" + +"I am confident that there was no letter--" began he, and then +allowed his gaze to rest on the name-card at the top of the chair. +"This happens to be _my_ chair, madam," he went on, pointing to +the card. "'R. Schmidt.' I am very sorry." + +"The steward must have put that card there while you were at +luncheon, dear. What right has he to sell our chairs over again? I +shall report this to the Captain--" + +"I am quite positive that this is my chair, sir," said the girl, a +spot of red in each cheek. "It was engaged two days ago. I have been +occupying it since--but it really doesn't matter. It has your name +on it now, so I suppose I shall have to--" + +"Not at all," he made haste to say. "It's yours. There has been some +miserable mistake. These deck stewards are always messing things up. +Still, it is rather a mystery about the letter. I assure you I saw +no--" + +"No doubt the steward who changed the cards had sufficient +intelligence to remove all incriminating evidence," said she coolly. +"We shall find it among the lost, strayed and stolen articles, no +doubt. Pray retain the chair, Mr.--" She peered at the name-card-- +"Mr. Schmidt." + +Her cool insolence succeeded in nettling a nature that was usually +most gentle. He spoke with characteristic directness. + +"Thank you, I shall do so. We thereby manage to strike a fair +average. I seize your deck chair, you seize my table. We are quits." + +She smiled faintly. "R. Schmidt did not sound young and gentle, but +old and hateful. That is why I seized the table. I expected to find +R. Schmidt a fat, old German with very bad manners. Instead, you are +neither fat, old, nor disagreeable. You took it very nicely, Mr. +Schmidt, and I am undone. Won't you permit me to restore your table +to you?" + +The elderly lady was tapping the deck with a most impatient foot. +"Really my dear, we were quite within our rights in approaching the +head waiter. He--" + +"He said it was engaged," interrupted the young lady. "R. Schmidt was +the name he gave and I informed him it meant nothing to me. I am very +sorry, Mr. Schmidt. I suppose it was all because I am so accustomed +to having my own way." + +"In that case, it is all very easy to understand," said he, "for I +have always longed to be in a position where I could have my own way. +I am sure that if I could have it, I would be a most overbearing, +selfish person." + +"We must enquire at the office for the letter, my dear, before--" + +"It may have dropped behind the chair," said the girl. + +"Right!" cried R. Schmidt, dragging the chair away and pointing in +triumph at the missing letter. He stooped to recover the missive, but +she was quick to forestall him. With a little gasp she pounced upon +it and, like a child proceeded to hold it behind her back. He +stiffened. "I remember that you said it was from your father." + +She hesitated an instant and then held it forth for his inspection, +rather adroitly concealing the postmark with her thumb. It was +addressed to "Miss B. Guile, S. S. _Jupiter_, New York City, N. Y.," +and type-written. + +"It is only fair that we should be quits in every particular," she +said, with a frank smile. + +He bowed. "A letter of introduction," he said, "in the strictest +sense of the word. You have already had my card thrust upon you, so +everything is quite regular. And now it is only right and proper that +I should see what has become of your chairs. Permit me--" + +"Really, Miss Guile," interposed her companion, "this is quite +irregular. I may say it is unusual. Pray allow me to suggest--" + +"I think it is only right that Mr. Schmidt should return good for +evil," interrupted the girl gaily. "Please enquire, Mr. Schmidt. No +doubt the deck steward will know." + +Again the Prince bowed, but this time there was amusement instead of +uncertainty in his eyes. It was the first time that any one had ever +urged him, even by inference, to "fetch and carry." Moreover, she was +extremely cool about it, as one who exacts much of young men in serge +suits and outing-caps. He found himself wondering what she would say +if he were to suddenly announce that he was the Prince of Graustark. +The thought tickled his fancy, accounting, no doubt, for the even +deeper bow that he gave her. + +"They can't be very far away," he observed quite meekly. "Oh, I say, +steward! One moment, here." A deck steward approached with alacrity. +"What has become of Miss Guile's chair?" + +The man touched his cap and beamed joyously upon the fair young lady. + +"Ach! See how I have forgot! It is here! The best place on the deck-- +on any deck. See! Two--side by side,--above the door, away from the +draft--see, in the corner, ha, ha! Yes! Two by side. The very best. +Miss Guile complains of the draft from the door. I exchanged the +chairs. See! But I forgot to speak. Yes! See!" + +And, sure enough, there were the chairs of Miss Guile and her +companion snugly stowed away in the corner, standing at right angles +to the long row that lined the deck, the foot rests pointed directly +at the chair R. Schmidt had just vacated, not more than a yard and a +half away. + +"How stupid!" exclaimed Miss Guile. "Thank you, steward. This is much +better. So sorry, Mr. Schmidt, to have disturbed you. I abhor drafts, +don't you?" + +"Not to the extent that I shall move out of this one," he replied +gallantly, "now that I've got an undisputed claim to it. I intend to +stand up for my rights, Miss Guile, even though you find me at your +feet." + +"How perfectly love--" began Miss Guile, a gleam of real enthusiasm +in her eyes. A sharp, horrified look from her companion served as a +check, and she became at once the coolly indifferent creature who +exacts everything. "Thank you, Mr. Schmidt, for being so nice when we +were trying so hard to be horrid." + +"But you don't know how nice you are when you are trying to be +horrid," he remarked. "Are you not going to sit down, now that we've +captured the disappearing chair?" + +"No," she said, and he fancied he saw regret in her eyes. "I am going +to my room,--if I can find it. No doubt it also is lost. This seems +to be a day for misplacing things." + +"At any rate, permit me to thank you for discovering me, Miss Guile." + +"Oh, I daresay I shall misplace you, too, Mr. Schmidt." She said it +so insolently that he flushed as he drew himself up and stepped aside +to allow her to pass. For an instant their eyes met, and the sign of +the humble was not to be found in the expression of either. + +"Even _that_ will be something for me to look forward to, Miss Guile," +said he. Far from being vexed, she favoured him with a faint smile +of--was it wonder or admiration? + +Then she moved away, followed by the uneasy lady--who was old enough +to be her mother and wasn't. + +Robin remained standing for a moment, looking after her, and somehow +he felt that his dream was not yet ended. She turned the corner of +the deck building and was lost to sight. He sat down, only to arise +almost instantly, moved by a livelier curiosity than he ever had felt +before. Conscious of a certain feeling of stealth, he scrutinised the +cards in the backs of the two chairs. The steward was collecting the +discarded steamer-rugs farther down the deck, and the few passengers +who occupied chairs, appeared to be snoozing,--all of which he took +in with his first appraising glance. "Miss Guile" and "Mrs. Gaston" +were the names he read. + +"Americans," he mused. "Young lady and chaperone, that's it. A real +American beauty! And Blithers loudly boasts that his daughter is the +prettiest girl in America! Shades of Venus! Can there be such a thing +on earth as a prettier girl than this one? Can nature have performed +the impossible? Is America so full of lovely girls that this one must +take second place to a daughter of Blithers? I wonder if she knows +the imperial Maud. I'll make it a point to inquire." + +Moved by a sudden restlessness, he decided that he was in need of +exercise. A walk would do him good. The same spirit of restlessness, +no doubt, urged him to walk rather rapidly in the direction opposite +to that taken by the lovely Miss Guile. After completely circling the +deck once he decided that he did not need the exercise after all. His +walk had not benefitted him in the least. She _had_ gone to her room. +He returned to his chair, conscious of having been defeated but +without really knowing why or how. As he turned into the dry, snug +corner, he came to an abrupt stop and stared. Miss Guile was sitting +in her chair, neatly encased in a mummy-like sheath of grey that +covered her slim body to the waist. + +She was quite alone in her nook, and reading. Evidently the book +interested her, for she failed to look up when he clumsily slid into +his chair and threw the rug over his legs--dreadfully long, +uninteresting legs, he thought, as he stretched them out and found +that his feet protruded like a pair of white obelisks. + +Naturally he looked seaward, but in his mind's eye he saw her as he +had seen her not more than ten minutes before: a slim, tall girl in a +smart buff coat, with a limp white hat drawn down over her hair by +means of a bright green veil; he had had a glimpse of staunch tan +walking-shoes. He found himself wondering how he had missed her in +the turn about the deck, and how she could have ensconced herself so +snugly during his brief evacuation of the spot. Suddenly it occurred +to him that she had returned to the chair only after discovering that +his was vacant. It wasn't a very gratifying conclusion. + +An astonishing intrepidity induced him to speak to her after a lapse +of five or six minutes, and so surprising was the impulse that he +blurted out his question without preamble. + +"How did you manage to get back so quickly?" he inquired. + +She looked up, and for an instant there was something like alarm in +her lovely eyes, as of one caught in the perpetration of a guilty +act. + +"I beg your pardon," she said, rather indistinctly. + +"I was away less than eight minutes," he declared, and she was +confronted by the wonderfully frank smile that never failed to work +its charm. To his surprise, a shy smile grew in her eyes, and her +warm red lips twitched uncertainly. He had expected a cold rebuff. +"You must have dropped through the awning." + +"Your imagination is superior to that employed by the author of this +book," she said, "and that is saying a good deal, Mr.--Mr.--" + +"Schmidt," he supplied cheerfully. "May I inquire what book you are +reading?" + +"You would not be interested. It is by an American." + +"I have read a great many American novels," said he stiffly. "My +father was an American. Awfully jolly books, most of them." + +"I looked you up in the passenger list a moment ago," she said +coolly. "Your home is in Vienna. I like Vienna." + +He was looking rather intently at the book, now partly lowered. +"Isn't that the passenger list you have concealed in that book?" he +demanded. + +"It is," she replied promptly. "You will pardon a natural curiosity? +I wanted to see whether you were from New York." + +"May I look at it, please?" + +She closed the book. "It isn't necessary. I _am_ from New York." + +"By the way, do you happen to know a Miss Blithers,--Maud Blithers?" + +Miss Guile frowned reflectively. "Blithers? The name is a familiar +one. Maud Blithers? What is she like?" + +"She's supposed to be very good-looking. I've never seen her." + +"How queer to be asking me if I know her, then. Why _do_ you ask?" + +"I've heard so much about her lately. She is the daughter of William +Blithers, the great capitalist." + +"Oh, I know who he is," she exclaimed. "Perfect roodles of money, +hasn't he?" + +"Roodles?" + +"Loads, if it means more to you. I forgot that you are a foreigner. +He gave that wonderful ball last week for the Prince of--of--Oh, some +insignificant little place over in Europe. There are such a lot of +queer little duchies and principalities, don't you know; it is quite +impossible to tell one from the other. They don't even appear on the +maps." + +He took it with a perfectly straight face, though secretly annoyed. +"It was the talk of the town, that ball. It must have cost roodles of +money. Is that right?" + +"Yes, but it doesn't sound right when you say it. Naturally one +doesn't say roodles in Vienna." + +"We say noodles," said he. "I am very fond of them. But to resume; I +supposed every one in New York knew Miss Blithers. She's quite the +rage, I'm told." + +"Indeed? I should think she might be, Mr. Schmidt, with all those +lovely millions behind her." + +He smiled introspectively. "Yes; and I am told that, in spite of +them, she is the prettiest girl in New York." + +She appeared to lose interest in the topic. "Oh, indeed?" + +"But," he supplemented gracefully, "it isn't true." + +"What isn't true?" + +"The statement that she is the prettiest girl in New York." + +"How can you say that, when you admit you've never seen her?" + +"I can say it with a perfectly clear conscience, Miss Guile," said +he, and was filled with delight when she bit her lip as a sign of +acknowledgment. + +"Oh, here comes the tea," she cried, with a strange eagerness in her +voice. "I am so glad." She scrambled gracefully out of her rug and +arose to her feet. + +"Aren't you going to have some?" he cried. + +"Yes," she said, quite pointedly. "In my room, Mr. Schmidt," and +before he could get to his feet she was moving away without so much +as a nod or smile for him. Indeed, she appeared to have dismissed him +from her thoughts quite as completely as from her vision. He +experienced a queer sensation of shrivelling. + +At dinner that night, she failed to look in his direction, a +circumstance that may not appear extraordinary when it is stated that +she purposely or inadvertently exchanged seats with Mrs. Gaston and +sat with her back to the table occupied by R. Schmidt and his +friends. He had to be content with a view of the most exquisite back +and shoulders that good fortune had ever allowed him to gaze upon. +And then there was the way that her soft brown hair grew above the +slender neck, to say nothing of--but Mrs. Gaston was watching him +with most unfriendly eyes, so the feast was spoiled. + +The following day was as unlike its predecessor as black is like +white. During the night the smooth grey pond had been transformed +into a turbulent, storm-threshed ocean; the once gentle wind was now +a howling gale that swept the decks with a merciless lash in its grip +and whipped into submission all who vaingloriously sought to defy its +chill dominion. Not rain, but spray from huge, swashing billows, +clouded the decks, biting and cutting like countless needles, each +drop with the sting of a hornet behind it. Now the end of the world +seemed far away, and the jumping off place was a rickety wall of +white and black, leaning against a cold, drear sky. + +Only the hardiest of the passengers ventured on deck; the +exhilaration they professed was but another name for bravado. They +shivered and gasped for breath as they forged their bitter way into +the gale, and few were they who took more than a single turn of the +deck. Like beaten cowards they soon slunk into the sheltered spots, +or sought even less heroic means of surrender by tumbling into bed +with the considerate help of unsmiling stewards. The great ship went +up and the great ship came down: when up so high that the sky seemed +to be startlingly near and down so horribly low that the bottom of +the ocean was even nearer. And it creaked and groaned and sighed even +above the wild monody of the wind, like a thing in misery, yet all +the while holding its sides to keep from bursting with laughter over +the plight of the little creature whom God made after His own image +but not until after all of the big things of the universe had been +designed. + +R. Schmidt, being a good sailor and a hardy young chap, albeit a +prince of royal blood, was abroad early, after a breakfast that +staggered the few who remained unstaggered up to that particular +crisis. A genial sailor-man and an equally ungenial deck swabber +advised him, in totally different styles of address, to stay below if +he knew what was good for him, only to be thanked with all the +blitheness of a man who jolly well knows what is good for him, or who +doesn't care whether it is good for him or not so long as he is doing +the thing that he wants to do. + +He took two turns about the deck, and each time as he passed the spot +he sent a covert glance into the corner where Miss Guile's chair was +standing. Of course he did not expect to find her there in weather +like this, but--well, he looked and that is the end to the argument. +The going was extremely treacherous and unpleasant he was free to +confess to the genial sailor-man after the second breathless turn, +and gave that worthy a bright silver dollar upon receiving a further +bit of advice: to sit down somewhere out of the wind, sir. + +Quinnox and Dank were hopelessly bed-ridden, so to speak. They were +very disagreeable, cross and unpleasant, and somehow he felt that +they hated their cheerful, happy-faced Prince. Never before had Count +Quinnox scowled at him, no matter how mad his pranks as a child or +how silly his actions as a youth. Never before had any one told him +to go to the devil. He rather liked it. And he rather admired poor +Dank for ordering him out of his cabin, with a perfectly astounding +oath as a climax to the command. Moreover, he thought considerably +better of the faithful Hobbs for an amazing exposition of human +equality in the matter of a pair of boots that he desired to wear +that morning but which happened to be stowed away in a cabin trunk. +He told Hobbs to go to the devil and Hobbs repeated the injunction, +with especial heat, to the boots, when he bumped his head in hauling +them out of the trunk. Whereupon R. Schmidt said to Hobbs: "Good for +you. Hobbs. Go on, please. Don't mind me. It was quite a thump, +wasn't it?" And Hobbs managed, between other words, to say that it +was a whacking thump, and one he would not forget to his dying day-- +(if he lived through this one!). + +"And you'd do well to sit in the smoke-room, sir," further advised +the sailor-man, clinging to the rail with one hand and pocketing the +coin with the other. + +"No," said R. Schmidt resolutely. "I don't like the air in the smoke- +room." + +"There's quite a bit of air out 'ere, sir." + +"I need quite a bit." + +"I should think you might, sir, being a 'ealthy, strappin' sort of a +chap, sir. 'Elp yourself. All the chairs is yours if you'll unpile +'em." + +The young man battled his way down the deck and soon found himself in +the well-protected corner. A half-dozen unoccupied chairs were +cluttered about, having been abandoned by persons who over-estimated +their hardiness. One of the stewards was engaged in stacking them up +and making them fast. + +Miss Guile's chair and that of Mrs. Gaston were staunchly fastened +down and their rugs were in place. R. Schmidt experienced an +exquisite sensation of pleasure. Here was a perfect exemplification +of that much-abused thing known as circumstantial evidence. She +contemplated coming on deck. So he had his chair put in place, called +for his rug, shrugged his chin down into the collar of his thick +ulster, and sat down to wait. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +AN HOUR ON DECK + + +She literally was blown into his presence. He sprang to his feet to +check her swift approach before she could be dashed against the wall +or upon the heap of chairs in the corner. The deep roll of the vessel +had ended so suddenly that she was thrown off her balance, at best +precariously maintained in the hurricane that swept her along the +deck. She was projected with considerable violence against the +waiting figure of R. Schmidt, who had hastily braced himself for the +impact of the slender body in the thick sea-ulster. She uttered an +excited little shriek as she came bang up against him and found his +ready arms closing about her shoulders. + +"Oh, goodness!" she gasped, with what little breath she had left, and +then began to laugh as she freed herself in confusion--a very pretty +confusion he recalled later on, after he had recovered to some extent +from the effects of an exceedingly severe bump on the back of his +head. "How awkward!" + +"Not at all," he proclaimed, retaining a grip on one of her arms +until the ship showed some signs of resuming its way eastward instead +of downward. + +"I am sure it must have hurt dreadfully," she cried. "Nothing hurts +worse than a bump. It seemed as though you must have splintered the +wall." + +"I have a singularly hard head," said he, and forthwith felt of the +back of it. + +"Will you please stand ready to receive boarders? My maid is +following me, poor thing, and I can't afford to have her smashed to +pieces. Here she is!" + +Quite a pretty maid, with wide, horrified eyes and a pale green +complexion came hustling around the corner. R. Schmidt, albeit a +prince, received her with open arms. + +"Merci, M'sieur!" she squealed and added something in muffled French +that strangely reminded him of what Hobbs had said in English. Then +she deposited an armful of rugs and magazines at Robin's feet, and +clutched wildly at a post actually some ten feet away but which +appeared to be coming toward her with obliging swiftness, so nicely +was the deck rotating for her. "Mon dieu! Mon dieu!" + +"You may go back to bed, Marie," cried her mistress in some haste. + +"But ze rug, I feex it--" groaned the unhappy maid, and then once +more: "Merci, M'sieur!" She clung to the arm he extended, and tried +bravely to smile her thanks. + +"Here! Go in through this door," he said, bracing the door open with +his elbow. "You'll be all right in a little while. Keep your nerve." +He closed the door after her and turned to the amused Miss Guile. +"Well, it's an ill wind that blows no good," he said enigmatically, +and she flushed under the steady smile in his eyes. "Allow me to +arrange your rug for you. Miss Guile." + +"Thank you, no. I think I would better go inside. It is really too +windy--" + +"The wind can't get at you back here in this cubbyhole," he +protested. "Do sit down. I'll have you as snug as a bug in a rug +before you can say Jack Robinson. See! Now stick 'em out and I'll +wrap it around them. There! You're as neatly done up as a mummy and a +good deal better off, because you are a long way short of being two +thousand years old." + +"How is your head, Mr. Schmidt?" she inquired with grave concern. +"You seem to be quite crazy. I hope--" + +"Every one is a little bit mad, don't you think? Especially in +moments of great excitement. I daresay my head _has_ been turned +quite appreciably, and I'm glad that you've been kind enough to +notice it. Where is Mrs. Gaston?" He was vastly exhilarated. + +She regarded him with eyes that sparkled and belied the unamiable +nature of her reply. + +"The poor lady is where she is not at all likely to be annoyed, Mr. +Schmidt." + +Then she took up a magazine and coolly began to run through the +pages. He waited for a moment, considerably dashed, and then said +"Oh," in a very unfriendly manner. She found her place in the +magazine, assumed a more comfortable position, and, with noteworthy +resolution, set about reading as if her life depended upon it. + +He sat down, pulled the rug up to his chin, and stared out at the +great, heaving billows. Suddenly remembering another injury, he felt +once more of the back of his head. + +"By jove!" he exclaimed. "There _is_ a lump there." + +"I can't hear you," she said, allowing the magazine to drop into her +lap, but keeping her place carefully marked with one of her fingers. + +"I can hear you perfectly," he said. + +"It's the way the wind blows," she explained. + +"Easily remedied," said he. "I'll move into Mrs. Gaston's chair if +you think it will help any." + +"Do!" she said promptly. "You will not disturb me in the least,-- +unless you talk." She resumed her reading, half a page above the +finger tip. + +He moved over and arranged himself comfortably, snugly in Mrs. +Gaston's chair. Their elbows almost met. He was prepared to be very +patient. For a long time she continued to read, her warm, rosy cheek +half-averted, her eyes applied to their task with irritating +constancy. He did not despair. Some wise person once had told him +that it was only necessary to give a woman sufficient time and she +would be the one to despair. + +A few passengers possessed of proud sea-legs, staggered past the snug +couple on their ridiculous rounds of the ship. If they thought of +Miss Guile and R. Schmidt at all it was with the scorn that is +usually devoted to youth at its very best. There could be no doubt in +the passing mind that these two were sweethearts who managed to +thrive on the smallest of comforts. + +At last his patience was rewarded. She lowered the magazine and +stifled a yawn--but not a real one. + +"Have you read it?" she inquired composedly. + +"A part of it," he said. "Over your shoulder." + +"Is that considered polite in Vienna?" + +"If you only knew what a bump I've got on the back of my head you +wouldn't be so ungracious." he said. + +"I couldn't possibly know, could I?" + +He leaned forward and indicated the spot on the back of his head, +first removing his cap. She laughed nervously, and then gently rubbed +her fingers over the thick hair. + +"There is a dreadful lump!" she exclaimed. "Oh, how sorry I am. Do-- +do you feel faint or--or--I mean, is it very painful?" + +"Not now," he replied, replacing his cap and favouring her with his +most engaging smile. + +She smiled in response, betraying not the slightest sign of +embarrassment. As a matter of fact, she was, if anything, somewhat +too self-possessed. + +"I remember falling down stairs once," she said, "and getting a +stupendous bump on my forehead. But that was a great many years ago +and I cried. How was I to know that it hurt you, Mr. Schmidt, when +you neglected to cry?" + +"Heroes never cry," said he. "It isn't considered first-class +fiction, you know." + +"Am I to regard you as a hero?" + +"If you will be so kind, please." + +She laughed outright at this. "I think I rather like you, Mr. +Schmidt," she said, with unexpected candour. + +"Oh, I fancy I'm not at all bad," said he, after a momentary stare of +astonishment. "I am especially good in rough weather," he went on, +trying to forget that he was a prince of the royal blood, a rather +difficult matter when one stops to consider he was not in the habit +of hearing people say that they rather liked him. + +"Do your friends come from Vienna?" she inquired abruptly. + +"Yes," he said, and then saved his face as usual by adding under his +breath: "but they don't live there." It was not in him to lie +outright, hence the handy way of appeasing his conscience. + +"They are very interesting looking men, especially the younger. I +cannot remember when I have seen a more attractive man." + +"He is a splendid chap," exclaimed Robin, with genuine enthusiasm. "I +am very fond of Dank." + +She was silent for a moment. Something had failed, and she was rather +glad of it. + +"Do you like New York?" she asked. + +"Immensely. I met a great many delightful people there. Miss Guile. +You say you do not know the Blithers family? Mr. Blithers is a rare +old bird." + +"Isn't there some talk of his daughter being engaged to the Prince of +Graustark?" + +He felt that his ears were red. "The newspapers hinted at something +of the sort, I believe." He was suddenly possessed by the curious +notion that he was being "pumped" by his fair companion. Indeed, a +certain insistent note had crept into her voice and her eyes were +searching his with an intentness that had not appeared in them until +now. + +"Have you seen him?" + +"The Prince?" + +"Yes. What is he like?" + +"I've seen pictures of him," he equivocated. "Rather nice looking, I +should say." + +"Of course he is like all foreign noblemen and will leap at the +Blithers millions if he gets the chance. I sometimes feel sorry for +the poor wretches." There was more scorn than pity in the way she +said it, however, and her velvety eyes were suddenly hard and +uncompromising. + +He longed to defend himself, in the third person, but could not do so +for very strong and obvious reasons. He allowed himself the +privilege, however, of declaring that foreign noblemen are not always +as black as they are painted. And then, for a very excellent reason, +he contrived to change the subject by asking where she was going on +the continent. + +"I may go to Vienna," she said, with a smile that served to puzzle +rather than to delight him. He was more than ever convinced that she +was playing with him. "But pray do not look so gloomy, Mr. Schmidt, I +shall not make any demands upon your time while I am there. You may-- +" + +"I am quite sure of that," he interrupted, with his ready smile. "You +see, I am a person of no consequence in Vienna, while you--Ah, well, +as an American girl you will be hobnobbing with the nobility while +the humble Schmidt sits afar off and marvels at the kindness of a +fate that befell him in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, and yet +curses the fate that makes him unworthy of the slightest notice from +the aforesaid American girl. For, I daresay, Miss Guile, you, like +all American girls, are ready to leap at titles." + +"That really isn't fair, Mr. Schmidt," she protested, flushing. "Why +should you and I quarrel over a condition that cannot apply to either +of us? You are not a nobleman, and I am not a title-seeking American +girl. So, why all this beautiful irony?" + +"It only remains for me to humbly beg your pardon and to add that if +you come to Vienna my every waking hour shall be devoted to the +pleasure of--" + +"I am sorry I mentioned it, Mr. Schmidt," she interrupted coldly. +"You may rest easy, for I shall not keep you awake for a single hour. +Besides, I may not go to Vienna at all." + +"I am sure you would like Vienna," he said, somewhat chilled by her +manner. + +"I have been there, with my parents, but it was a long time ago. I +once saw the Emperor and often have I seen the wonderful Prince +Liechtenstein." + +"Have you travelled extensively in Europe?" + +She was smiling once more. "I don't know what you would consider +extensively," she said. "I was educated in Paris, I have spent +innumerable winters in Rome and quite as many summers in Scotland, +England, Switzerland, Germ--" + +"I know who you are!" he cried out enthusiastically. To his +amazement, a startled expression leaped into her eyes. "You are +travelling under an assumed name." She remained perfectly still, +watching him with an anxious smile on her lips. "You are no other +than Miss Baedeker, the well-known authoress." + +It seemed to him that she breathed deeply. At any rate, her brow +cleared and her smile was positively enchanting. Never, in all his +life, had he gazed upon a lovelier face. His heart began to beat with +a rapidity that startled him, and a queer little sensation, as of +smothering, made it difficult for him to speak naturally in his next +attempt. + +"In that case, my pseudonym should be Guide, not Guile," she cried +merrily. The dimples played in her cheeks and her eyes were dancing. + +"B. stands for Baedeker, I'm sure. Baedeker Guide. If the B. isn't +for Baedeker, what is it for?" + +"Are you asking what the B. really stands for, Mr. Schmidt?" + +"In a round-about way, Miss Guile," he admitted. + +"My name is Bedelia," she said, with absolute sincerity. "Me mither +is Irish, d'ye see?" + +"By jove, it's worth a lot of trouble to get you to smile like that," +he cried admiringly. "It is the first really honest smile you've +displayed. If you knew how it improves you, you'd be doing it all of +the time." + +"Smiles are sometimes expensive." + +"It depends on the market." + +"I never take them to a cheap market. They are not classed as +necessities." + +"You couldn't offer them to any one who loves luxuries more than I +do." + +"You pay for them only with compliments, I see, and there is nothing +so cheap." + +"Am I to take that as a rebuke?" + +"If possible," she said sweetly. + +At this juncture, the miserable Hobbs hove into sight, not +figuratively but literally. He came surging across the deck in a mad +dash from one haven to another, or, more accurately, from post to +post. + +"I beg pardon, sir," he gasped, finally steadying himself on wide- +spread legs within easy reach of Robin's sustaining person. "There is +a wireless for Mr. Totten, sir, but when I took it to 'im he said to +fetch it to you, being unable to hold up 'is head, wot with the +wretched meal he had yesterday and the--" + +"I see, Hobbs. Well, where is it?" + +Hobbs looked embarrassed. "Well, you see, sir, I 'esitated about +giving it to you when you appear to be so--" + +"Never mind. You may give it to me. Miss Guile will surely pardon me +if I devote a second or two to an occupation she followed so +earnestly up to a very short time ago." + +"Pray forget that I am present, Mr. Schmidt," she said, and smiled +upon the bewildered Hobbs, who after an instant delivered the message +to his master. + +Robin read it through and at the end whistled softly. + +"Take it to Mr. Totten, Hobbs. and see if it will not serve to make +him hold up his head a little." + +"Very good, sir. I hope it will. Wouldn't it be wise for me to +hannounce who it is from, sir, to sort of prepare him for--" + +"He knows who it is from, Hobbs, so you needn't worry. It is from +home, if it will interest you, Hobbs." + +"Thank you, sir, it does interest me. I thought it might be from Mr. +Blithers." + +Robin's scowl sent him scuttling away a great deal more rigidly than +when he came. + +"Idiot!" muttered the young man, still scowling. + +There was silence between the two for a few seconds. Then she spoke +disinterestedly: + +"Is it from the Mr. Blithers who has the millions and the daughter +who wants to marry a prince?" + +"Merely a business transaction, Miss Guile," he said absently. He was +thinking of Romano's message. + +"So it would appear." + +"I beg pardon? I was--er--thinking--" + +"It was of no consequence, Mr. Schmidt," she said airily. + +He picked up the thread once more. "As a matter of fact, I've heard +it said that Miss Blithers refused to marry the Prince." + +"Is it possible?" with fine irony. "Is he such a dreadful person as +all that?" + +"I'm sure I don't know," murmured Robin uncomfortably. "He may be no +more dreadful than she." + +"I cannot hear you, Mr. Schmidt," she persisted, with unmistakeable +malice in her lovely eyes. + +"I'm rather glad that you didn't," he confessed. "Silly remark, you +know." + +"Well, I hope she doesn't marry him," said Miss Guile. + +"So do I," said R. Schmidt, and their eyes met. After a moment, she +looked away, her first surrender to the mysterious something that lay +deep in his. + +"It would prove that all American girls are not so black as they're +painted, wouldn't it?" she said, striving to regain the ground she +had lost by that momentary lapse. + +"Pray do not overlook the fact that I am half American," he said. +"You must not expect me to say that they paint at all." + +"Schmidt is a fine old American name," she mused, the mischief back +in her eyes. + +"And so is Bedelia," said he. + +"Will you pardon me, Mr. Schmidt, if I express surprise that you +speak English without the tiniest suggestion of an accent?" + +"I will pardon you for everything and anything, Miss Guile," said he, +quite too distinctly. She drew back in her chair and the light of +raillery died in her eyes. + +"What an imperial sound it has!" + +"And why not? The R stands for Rex." + +"Ah, that accounts for the King's English!" + +"Certainly," he grinned. "The king can do no wrong, don't you see?" + +"Your servant who was here speaks nothing but the King's English, I +perceive. Perhaps that accounts for a great deal." + +"Hobbs? I mean to say,'Obbs? I confess that he has taught me many +tricks of the tongue. He is one of the crown jewels." + +Suddenly, and without reason, she appeared to be bored. As a matter +of fact, she hid an incipient yawn behind her small gloved hand. + +"I think I shall go to my room. Will you kindly unwrap me, Mr. +Schmidt?" + +He promptly obeyed, and then assisted her to her feet, steadying her +against the roll of the vessel. + +"I shall pray for continuous rough weather," he announced, with as +gallant a bow as could be made under the circumstances. + +"Thank you," she said, and he was pleased to take it that she was not +thanking him for a physical service. + +A few minutes later he was in his own room, and she was in hers, and +the promenade deck was as barren as the desert of Sahara. + +He found Count Quinnox stretched out upon his bed, attended not only +by Hobbs but also the reanimated Dank. The crumpled message lay on +the floor. + +"I'm glad you waited awhile," said the young lieutenant, getting up +from the trunk on which he had been sitting. "If you had come any +sooner you would have heard words fit only for a soldier to hear. It +really was quite appalling." + +"He's better now," said Hobbs, more respectfully than was his wont. +It was evident that he had sustained quite a shock. + +"Well, what do you think of it?" demanded the Prince, pointing to the +message. + +"Of all the confounded impudence--" began the Count healthily, and +then uttered a mighty groan of impotence. It was clear that he could +not do justice to the occasion a second time. + +Robin picked up the Marconigram, and calmly smoothed out the +crinkles. Then he read it aloud, very slowly and with extreme disgust +in his fine young face. It was a lengthy communication from Baron +Romano, the Prime Minister in Edelweiss. + +"'Preliminary agreement signed before hearing Blithers had bought +London, Paris, Berlin. He cables his immediate visit to G. Object now +appears clear. All newspapers in Europe print despatches from America +that marriage is practically arranged between R. and M. Interviews +with Blithers corroborate reported engagement. Europe is amused. +Editorials sarcastic. Price on our securities advance two points on +confirmation of report. We are bewildered. Also vague rumour they +have eloped, but denied by B. Dawsbergen silent. What does it all +mean? Wire truth to me. People are uneasy. Gourou will meet you in +Paris.'" + +[Illustration: "I shall pray for continuous rough weather"] + +In the adjoining suite, Miss Guile was shaking Mrs. Gaston out of a +long-courted and much needed sleep. The poor lady sat up and blinked +feebly at the excited, starry-eyed girl. + +"Wake up!" cried Bedelia impatiently. "What do you think? I have a +perfectly wonderful suspicion--perfectly wonderful." + +"How can you be so unfeeling?" moaned the limp lady. + +"This R. Schmidt is Prince Robin of Graustark!" cried the girl +excitedly. "I am sure of it--just as sure as can be." + +Mrs. Gaston's eyes were popping, not with amazement but alarm. + +"Do lie down, child," she whimpered. "Marie! The sleeping powders at +once! Do--" + +"Oh, I'm not mad," cried the girl. "Now listen to me and I'll tell +you why I believe--yes, actually believe him to be the--" + +"Marie, do you hear me?" + +Miss Guile shook her vigorously. "Wake up! It isn't a nightmare. Now +listen!" + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +THE LIEUTENANT RECEIVES ORDERS + + +The next day brought not only an agreeable change in the weather but +a most surprising alteration in the manner of Mrs. Gaston, whose +attitude toward R. Schmidt and his friends had been anything but +amicable up to the hour of Miss Guile's discovery. The excellent +lady, recovering very quickly from her indisposition became +positively polite to the hitherto repugnant Mr. Schmidt. She melted +so abruptly and so completely that the young man was vaguely +troubled. He began to wonder if his incognito had been pierced, so to +speak. + +It was not reasonable to suppose that Miss Guile was personally +responsible for this startling transition from the inimical to the +gracious on the part of her companion; the indifference of Miss Guile +herself was sufficient proof to the contrary. Therefore, when Mrs. +Gaston nosed him out shortly after breakfast and began to talk about +the beautiful day in a manner so thoroughly respectful that it +savoured of servility, he was taken-aback, flabbergasted. She seemed +to be on the point of dropping her knee every time she spoke to him, +and there was an unmistakable tremor of excitement in her voice even +when she confided to him that she adored the ocean when it was calm. +He forbore asking when Miss Guile might be expected to appear on deck +for her constitutional but she volunteered the information, which was +neither vague nor yet definite. In fact, she said that Miss Guile +would be up soon, and soon is a word that has a double meaning when +applied to the movements of capricious womanhood. It may mean ten +minutes and it may mean an hour and a half. + +Mrs. Gaston's severely critical eyes were no longer severe, albeit +they were critical. She took him in from head to foot with the eye of +an appraiser, and the more she took him in the more she melted, until +at last in order to keep from completely dissolving, she said good- +bye to him and hurried off to find Miss Guile. + +Now it is necessary to relate that Miss Guile had been particularly +firm in her commands to Mrs. Gaston. She literally had stood the +excellent lady up in a corner and lectured her for an hour on the +wisdom of silence. In the first place, Mrs. Gaston was given to +understand that she was not to breathe it to a soul that R. Schmidt +was not R. Schmidt, and she was not to betray to him by word or sign +that he was suspected of being the Prince of Graustark. Moreover, the +exacting Miss Guile laid great stress upon another command: R. +Schmidt was never to know that she was _not_ Miss Guile, but some one +else altogether. + +"You're right, my dear," exclaimed Mrs. Gaston in an excited whisper +as she burst in upon her fair companion, who was having coffee and +toast in her parlour. The more or less resuscitated Marie was waiting +to do up her mistress's hair, and the young lady herself was +alluringly charming in spite of the fact that it was not already +"done up." "He is the--er--he is just what you think." + +"Good heavens, you haven't gone and done it, have you," cried the +girl, a slim hand halting with a piece of toast half way to her lips. + +"Gone and done it?" + +"You haven't been blabbing, have you?" + +"How can you say that to me? Am I not to be trusted? Am I so weak +and--" + +"Don't cry, you old dear! Forgive me. But now tell me--absolutely-- +just what you've been up to. Don't mind Marie. She is French. She can +always hold her tongue." + +"Well, I've been talking with him, that's all. I'm sure he is the +Prince. No ordinary male could be as sweet and agreeable and sunny +as--" + +"Stop!" cried Miss Guile, with a pretty moue, putting the tips of her +fingers to her ears after putting the piece of toast into her mouth. +"One would think you were a sentimental old maid instead of a cold- +blooded, experienced, man-hating married woman." + +"You forget that I am a widow, my dear. Besides, it is disgusting for +one to speak with one's mouth full of buttered toast. It--" + +"Oh, how I used to loathe you when you kept forever ding-donging at +me about the way I ate when I was almost starving. Were you never a +hungry little kid? Did you never lick jam and honey off your fingers +and--" + +"Many and many a time," confessed Mrs. Gaston, beaming once more and +laying a gentle, loving hand on the girl's shoulder. Miss Guile +dropped her head over until her cheek rested on the caressing hand, +and munched toast with blissful abandon. + +"Now tell me what you've been up to," she said, and Mrs. Gaston +repeated every word of the conversation she had had with R. Schmidt, +proving absolutely nothing but stoutly maintaining that her intuition +was completely to be depended upon. + +"And, oh," she whispered in conclusion, "wouldn't it be perfectly +wonderful if you two should fall in love with each other--" + +"Don't be silly!" + +"But you have said that if he should fall in love with you for +yourself and not because--" + +"I have also said that I will not marry any man, prince, duke, king, +count or anything else unless I am in love with him. Don't overlook +that, please." + +"But he is really very nice. I should think you _could_ fall in love +with him. Just think how it would please your father and mother. +Just think--" + +"I won't be bullied!" + +"Am I bullying you?" in amazement. + +"No; but father tries to bully me, and you know it." + +"You must admit that the--this Mr. Schmidt is handsome, charming, +bright--" + +"I admit nothing," said Miss Guile resolutely, and ordered Marie to +dress her hair as carefully as possible. "Take as long as you like, +Marie. I shall not go on deck for hours." + +"I--I told him you would be up soon," stammered the poor, man-hating +ex-governess. + +"You did?" said Miss Guile, with what was supposed to be a deadly +look in her eyes. + +"Well, he enquired," said the other. + +"Anything else?" domineered the beauty. + +"I forgot to mention one thing. He _did_ ask me if your name was +really Bedelia." + +"And what did you tell him?" cried the girl, in sudden agitation. + +"I managed to tell him that it was," said Mrs. Gaston stiffly. + +"Good!" cried Miss Guile, vastly relieved, and not at all troubled +over the blight that had been put upon a very worthy lady's +conscience. + +When she appeared on deck long afterward, she found every chair +occupied. A warm sun, a far from turbulent sea, and a refreshing +breeze had brought about a marvellous transformation. Every one was +happy, every one had come back from the grave to gloat over the grim +reaper's failure to do his worst, although in certain cases he had +been importuned to do it without hesitation. + +She made several brisk rounds of the deck; then, feeling that people +were following her with their eyes,--admiringly, to be sure, but what +of that?--she abandoned the pleasant exercise and sought the +seclusion of the sunless corner where her chair was stationed. The +ship's daily newspaper was just off the press and many of the +loungers were reading the brief telegraphic news from the capitals of +the world. + +During her stroll she passed several groups of men and women who were +lightly, even scornfully employed in discussing an article of news +which had to do with Mr. Blithers and the Prince of Graustark. Filled +with an acute curiosity, she procured a copy of the paper from a +steward, and was glancing at the head lines as she made her way into +her corner. Double-leaded type appeared over the rumoured engagment +of Miss Maud Applegate Blithers, the beautiful and accomplished +daughter of the great capitalist, and Robin, Prince of Graustark. A +queer little smile played about her lips as she folded the paper for +future perusal. Turning the earner of the deck-building she almost +collided with R. Schmidt, who stood leaning against the wall, +scanning the little newspaper with eyes that were blind to everything +else. + +"Oh!" she gasped. + +"I'm sorry," he exclaimed, crumpling the paper in his hand as he +backed away, flushing. "Stupid of me. Good morning." + +"Good morning, Mr. Schmidt. It wasn't your fault. I should have +looked where I was going. 'Stop, look and listen,' as they say at the +railway crossing." + +"'Danger' is one of the commonest signs, Miss Guile. It lurks +everywhere, especially around corners. I see you have a paper. It +appears that Miss Blithers and the Prince are to be married after +all." + +"Yes; it is quite apparent that the Blithers family intends to have a +title at any cost," she said, and her eyes flashed. + +"Would you like to take a few turns, Miss Guile?" he inquired, a +trace of nervousness in his manner. "I think I can take you safely +over the hurdles and around the bunkers." He indicated the +outstretched legs along the promenade deck and the immovable groups +of chatterers along the rail. + +Before deciding, she shot an investigating glance into the corner. +Mrs. Gaston was not only there but was engaged in conversation with +the grey-moustached gentleman in a near-by chair. It required but +half a glance to show that Mr. Totten was unmistakably interested in +something the voluble lady had just said to him. + +"No, thank you, Mr. Schmidt," said Miss Guile hastily, and then +hurried over to her chair, a distinct cloud on her smooth brow. +Robin, considering himself dismissed, whirled and went his way, a +dark flush spreading over his face. Never, in all his life, had he +been quite so out of patience with the world as on this bright, sunny +morning. + +Miss Guile's frown deepened when her abrupt appearance at Mrs. +Gaston's side caused that lady to look up with a guilty start and to +break off in the middle of a sentence that had begun with: +"International marriages, as a rule, are--Oh!" + +Mr. Totten arose and bowed with courtly grace to the new arrival on +the scene. He appeared to be immensely relieved. + +"A lovely morning, Miss Guile," he said as he stooped to arrange her +rug. "I hear that you were not at all disturbed by yesterday's blow." + +"I was just telling Mr. Totten that you are a wonderful sailor," said +Mrs. Gaston, a note of appeal in her voice. "He says his friend, Mr. +Schmidt, is also a good sailor. Isn't it perfectly wonderful?" + +"I can't see anything wonderful about it," said Miss Guile, fixing +the ex-governess with a look that seared. + +"We were speaking of this rumoured engagement of the Prince of +Graustark and--er--what's the name?" He glanced at his newspaper. +"Miss Blithers, of course. I enquired of Mrs.--er--Gaston if she +happens to know the young lady. She remembers seeing her frequently +as a very small child." + +"In Paris," said Mrs. Gaston. "One couldn't very well help seeing +her, you know. She was the only child of the great Mr. Blithers, +whose name was on every one's lips at the--" + +Miss Guile interrupted. "It would be like the great Mr. Blithers to +buy this toy prince for his daughter--as a family plaything or human +lap-dog, or something of the sort, wouldn't it?" + +Mr. Totten betrayed no emotion save amusement. Miss Guile was +watching through half-closed eyes. There was a noticeable stiffening +of the prim figure of Mrs. Gaston. + +"I've no doubt Mr. Blithers can afford to buy the most expensive of +toys for his only child. You Americans go in for the luxuries of +life. What could be more extravagant than the purchase of a royal +lap-dog? The only drawback I can suggest is that the Prince might +turn out to be a cur, and then where would Mr. Blithers be?" + +"It is more to the point to ask where Miss Blithers would be, Mr. +Totten," said Miss Guile, with a smile that caused the fierce old +warrior to afterwards declare to Dank that he never had seen a +lovelier girl in all his life. + +"Ah, but we spoke of the Prince as a lap-dog or a cur, Miss Guile, +not as a watch-dog," said he. + +"I see," said Miss Guile, after a moment. "He wouldn't sleep with one +eye open. I see." + +"The lap of luxury is an enviable resting-place. I know of no prince +who would despise it." + +"But a wife is sometimes a thing to be despised," said she. + +"Quite true," said Mr. Totten. "I've no doubt that the Prince of +Graustark will despise his wife, and for that reason will be quite +content to close both eyes and let her go on searching for her +heart's desire." + +"She would be his Princess. Could he afford to allow his love of +luxury to go as far as that?" + +"Quite as justifiably, I should say, as Mr. Blithers when he delivers +his only child into--into bondage." + +"You were about to use another term." + +"I was, but I thought in time, Miss Guile." + +R. Schmidt sauntered briskly past at this juncture, looking neither +to the right nor left. They watched him until he disappeared down the +deck. + +"I think Mr. Schmidt is a perfectly delightful young man," said Mrs. +Gaston, simply because she couldn't help it. + +"You really think he will marry Miss Blithers, Mr. Totten?" ventured +Miss Guile. + +"He? Oh, I see--the Prince?" Mr. Totten came near to being no +diplomat. "How should I know, Miss Guile?" + +"Of course! How _should_ you know?" she cried. + +Mr. Totten found something to interest him in the printed sheet and +proceeded to read it with considerable avidity. Miss Guile smiled to +herself and purposely avoided the shocked look in Mrs. Gaston's eyes. + +"Bouillon at last," cried the agitated duenna, and peremptorily +summoned one of the tray-bearing stewards. "I am famished." + +Evidently Mr. Totten did not care for his mid-morning refreshment, +for, with the most courtly of smiles, he arose and left them to their +bouillon. + +"Here comes Mr. Schmidt," whispered Mrs. Gaston excitedly, a few +moments later, and at once made a movement indicative of hasty +departure. + +"Sit still," said Miss Guile peremptorily. + +R. Schmidt again passed them by without so much as a glance in their +direction. There was a very sweet smile on Miss Guile's lips as she +closed her eyes and lay back in her chair. Once, twice, thrice, even +as many as six times R. Schmidt strode rapidly by their corner, his +head high and his face aglow. + +At last a queer little pucker appeared on the serene brow of the far +from drowsy young lady whose eyes peeped through half closed lids. +Suddenly she threw off her rug and with a brief remark to her +companion arose and went to her cabin. Mrs. Gaston followed, not from +choice but because the brief remark was in the form of a command. + +Soon afterward, R. Schmidt who had been joined by Dank, threw himself +into his chair with a great sigh of fatigue and said: + +"'Gad, I've walked a hundred miles since breakfast. Have you a +match?" + +"Hobbs has made a very curious discovery," said the young lieutenant, +producing his match-box. There was a perturbed look in his eyes. + +"If Hobbs isn't careful he'll discover a new continent one of these +days. He is always discovering something," said Robin, puffing away +at his pipe. + +"But this is really interesting. It seems that he was in the hold +when Miss Guile's maid came down to get into one of her mistress's +trunks. Now, the first letter in Guile is G, isn't it? Well, Hobbs +says there are at least half-a-dozen trunks there belonging to the +young lady and that all of them are marked with a large red B. What +do you make of it?" + +The Prince had stopped puffing at his pipe. + +"Hobbs may be mistaken in the maid. Dank. It is likely that they are +not Miss Guile's trunks, at all." + +"He appears to be absolutely sure of his ground. He heard the maid +mention Miss Guile's name when she directed the men to get one of the +trunks out of the pile. That's what attracted his attention. He +confided to me that you are interested in the young lady, and +therefore it was quite natural for him to be similarly affected. +'Like master, like man,' d'ye see?" + +"Really, you know, Dank, I ought to dismiss Hobbs," said Robin +irritably. "He is getting to be a dreadful nuisance. Always nosing +around, trying to--" + +"But after all, sir, you'll have to admit that he has made a puzzling +discovery. Why should her luggage be marked with a B?" + +"I should say because her name begins with a B," said Robin shortly. + +"In that case, it isn't Guile." + +"Obviously." The young man was thinking very hard. + +"And if it isn't Guile, there must be an excellent reason for her +sailing under a false name. She doesn't look like an adventuress." + +R. Schmidt rewarded this remark with a cold stare. "Would you mind +telling me what she does look like, Dank?" he enquired severely. + +The lieutenant flushed. "I have not had the same opportunity for +observation that you've enjoyed, sir, but I should say, off-hand, +that she looks like a very dangerous young person." + +"Do you mean to imply that she is--er--not altogether what one would +call right?" + +Dank grinned. "Don't you regard her as rather perilously beautiful?" + +"Oh, I see. That's what you mean. I suppose you got _that_ from Hobbs, +too." + +"Not at all. I have an excellent pair of eyes." + +"What are you trying to get at, Dank?" demanded Robin abruptly. + +"I'm trying to get to the bottom of Miss Guile's guile, if it please +your royal highness," said the lieutenant coolly. "It is hard to +connect the B and the G, you know." + +"But why should we deny her a privilege that we are enjoying, all +three of us? Are we not in the same boat?" + +"Literally and figuratively. That explains nothing, however." + +"Have you a theory?" + +"There are many that we could advance, but, of course, only one of +them could be the right one, even if we were acute enough to include +it in our list of guesses. She may have an imperative reason for not +disclosing her identity. For instance, she may be running away to get +married." + +"That's possible," agreed Robin. + +"But not probable. She may be a popular music-hall favourite, or one +of those peculiarly clever creatures known as the American newspaper +woman, against whom we have been warned. Don't you regard it as +rather significant that of all the people on this ship she should be +one to attach herself to the unrecognised Prince of Graustark? Put +two and two together, sir, and--" + +"I find it singularly difficult to put one and one together, Dank," +said the Prince ruefully. "No; you are wrong in both of your guesses. +I've encountered music-hall favourites and I can assure you she isn't +one of them. And as for your statement that she attached herself to +me, you were never so mistaken in your life. I give you my word, she +doesn't care a hang whether I'm on the ship or clinging to a life +preserver out there in the middle of the Atlantic. I have reason to +know, Dank." + +"So be it," said Dank, but with doubt in his eyes. "You ought to +know. I've never spoken to her, so--" + +"She thinks you are a dreadfully attractive chap, Dank," said Robin +mischievously. "She said so only yesterday." + +Dank gave his prince a disgusted look, and smoked on in silence. His +dignity was ruffled. + +"Her Christian name is Bedelia," ventured Robin, after a pause. + +"That doesn't get us anywhere," said Dank sourly. + +"And her mother is Irish." + +"Which accounts for those wonderful Irish blue eyes that--" + +"So you've noticed them, eh?" + +"Naturally." + +"I consider them a very dark grey." + +"I think we'd better get back to the luggage," said Dank hastily." +Hobbs thinks that she--" + +"Oh, Lord, Dank, don't tell me what Hobbs thinks," growled Robin. +"Let her make use of all the letters in the alphabet if it pleases +her. What is it to us? Moreover, she may be utilising a lot of +borrowed trunks, who knows? Or B may have been her initial before she +was divorced and--" + +"Divorced?" + +"--her maiden name restored," concluded Robin airily. "Simple +deduction, Dank. Don't bother your head about her any longer. What we +know isn't going to hurt us, and what we don't know isn't--" + +"Has it occurred to you that Russia may have set spies upon you--" + +"Nonsense!" + +"It isn't as preposterous as you--" + +"Come, old fellow, let's forget Miss Guile," cried Robin, slapping +the lieutenant on the shoulder. "Let's think of the real peril,--Maud +Applegate Blithers." He held up the ship's paper for Dank to see and +then sat back to enjoy his companion's rage. + +An hour later Dank and Count Quinnox might have been seen seated side +by side on the edge of a skylight at the tip-top of the ship's +structure, engaged in the closest conversation. There was a troubled +look in the old man's eyes and the light of adventure in those of his +junior. The sum and substance of their discussion may be given in a +brief sentence: Something would have to be done to prevent Robin from +falling in love with the fascinating Miss Guile. + +"He is young enough and stubborn enough to make a fool of himself +over her," the Count had said. "I wouldn't blame him, 'pon my soul I +wouldn't. She is very attractive--ahem! You must be his safeguard, +Dank. Go in and do as I suggest. You are a good looking chap and +you've nothing to lose. So far as she is concerned, you are quite as +well worth while as the fellow known as R. Schmidt. There's no reason +why you shouldn't make the remainder of the passage pleasant for her, +and at the same time enjoy yourself at nobody's expense." + +"They know by instinct, confound 'em," lamented Dank; "they know the +real article, and you can't fool 'em. She knows that he is the high +muck-a-muck in this party and she won't even look at me, you take my +word for it." + +"At any rate, you can try, can't you?" said the Count impatiently. + +"Is it a command, sir?" + +"It is." + +"Very well, sir. I shall do my best." + +"We can't afford to have him losing his head over a pretty--er--a +nobody, perhaps an adventuress,--at this stage of the game. I much +prefer the impossible Miss Blithers, Dank, to this captivating +unknown. At least we know who and what she is, and what she +represents. But we owe it to our country and to Dawsbergen to see +that he doesn't do anything--er--foolish. We have five days left of +this voyage, Dank. They may be fatal days for him, if you do not come +to the rescue." + +"They may be fatal days for me," said Dank, looking out over the +ocean. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +THE LIEUTENANT REPORTS + + +Five days later as the _Jupiter_ was discharging passengers at +Plymouth, Count Quinnox and Lieutenant Dank stood well forward on the +promenade deck watching the operations. The younger man was moody and +distrait, an unusual condition for him but one that had been +noticeably recurrent during the past two or three days. He pulled at +his smart little moustache and looked out upon the world through +singularly lack-lustre eyes. Something had gone wrong with him, and +it was something that he felt in duty bound to lay before his +superior, the grim old Minister of War and hereditary chief of the +Castle Guard. Occasionally his sombre gaze shifted to a spot farther +down the deck, where a young man and woman leaned upon the rail and +surveyed the scene of activity below. + +"What is on your mind, Dank?" asked the Count abruptly. "Out with +it." + +Dank started. "It's true, then? I _do_ look as much of a fool as I +feel, eh?" There was bitterness in his usually cheery voice. + +"Feel like a fool, eh?" growled the old soldier. + +"Pretty mess I've made of the business," lamented Dank surlily. +"Putting myself up as a contender against a fellow like Robin, and +dreaming that I could win out, even for a minute! Good Lord, what an +ass I am! Why we've only made it worse, Count. We've touched him with +the spur of rivalry, and what could be more calamitous than that? +From being a rather matter-of-fact, indifferent observer, he becomes +a bewildering cavalier bent on conquest at any cost. I am swept aside +as if I were a parcel of rags. For two days I stood between him and +the incomparable Miss Guile. Then he suddenly arouses himself. My +cake is dough. I am nobody. My feet get cold, as they say in +America,--although I don't know why they say it. What has the +temperature of one's feet to do with it? See! There they are. They +are constantly together, walking, sitting, standing, eating, +drinking, reading--_Eh bien!_ You have seen with your own eyes. +The beautiful Miss Guile has bewitched our Prince, and my labour is +not only lost but I myself am lost. _Mon dieu!_" + +The Count stared at him in perplexity for a moment. Then a look of +surprise came into his eyes,--surprise not unmingled with scorn. + +"You don't mean to say, Dank, that you've fallen in love with her? +Oh, you absurd fledgelings. Will you--" + +"Forgive my insolence, Count, but it is forty years since you were a +fledgeling. You don't see things as you saw them forty years ago. +Permit me to remind you that you are a grandfather." + +"Your point is well taken, my lad," said the Count, with a twinkle in +his eye. "You can't help being young any more than I can help being +old. Youth is perennial, old age a winding-sheet. I am to take it, +then, that you've lost your heart to the fair--" + +"Why not?" broke in Dank fiercely. "Why should it appear incredible +to you? Is she not the most entrancing creature in all the world? Is +she not the most appealing, the most adorable, the most feminine of +all her sex? Is it possible that one can be so old that it is +impossible for him to feel the charm, the loveliness, the--" + +"For heaven's sake, Dank," said the old man in alarm, "don't +gesticulate so wildly. People will think we are quarrelling. Calm +yourself, my boy." + +"You set a task for me and I obey. You urge me to do my duty by +Graustark. You tell me I am a handsome dog and irresistible. She will +be overwhelmed by my manly beauty, my valour, my soldierly bearing,-- +so say you! And what is the outcome? I--I, the vain-glorious,--I am +wrapped around her little finger so tightly that all the king's +horses and all the king's men--" + +"Halt!" commanded his general softly. "You are turning tail like the +veriest coward. Right about, face! Would you surrender to a slip of a +girl whose only weapons are a pair of innocent blue eyes and a +roguish smile? Be a man! Stand by your guns. Outwardly you are the +equal of R. Schmidt, whose sole--" + +"That sounds very well, sir, but how can I take up arms against my +Prince? He stands by _his_ guns--as you may see, sir,--and, dammit +all, I'm no traitor. I've just got to stand by 'em with him. That rot +about all being fair in love and war is the silliest--Oh, well, +there's no use whining about it. I'm mad about her, and so is he. You +can't--" + +The Count stopped him with a sharp gesture. A look of real concern +appeared in his eyes. + +"Do you believe that he is actually in love with this girl?" + +"Heels over head," barked the unhappy lieutenant. "I've never seen a +worse case." + +"This is serious--more serious than I thought." + +"It's horrible," declared Dank, but not thinking of the situation +from the Count's point of view. + +"We do not know who or what she is. She may be--" + +"I beg your pardon, sir, but we do know what she is," said the other +firmly. "You will not pretend to say that she is not a gentlewoman. +She is cultured, refined--" + +"I grant all of that," said the Count. "I am not blind, Dank, But it +seems fairly certain that her name is not Guile. We--" + +"Nor is his name Schmidt. That's no argument, sir." + +"Still we cannot take the chance, my lad. We must put an end to this +fond adventure. Robin is our most precious possession. We must not-- +Why do you shake your head?" + +"We are powerless, sir. If he makes up his mind to marry Miss Guile, +he'll do it in spite of anything we can do. That is, provided she is +of the same mind." + +"God defend us, I fear you are right," groaned the old Count. "He has +declared himself a hundred times, and he is a wilful lad. I recall +the uselessness of the opposition that was set up against his +lamented mother when she decided to marry Grenfell Lorry. 'Gad, sir, +it was like butting into a stone wall. She said she _would_ and she +did. I fear me that Robin has much of his mother in him." + +"Behold in me the first sacrifice," declaimed Dank, lifting his eyes +heavenward. + +"Oh, you will recover," was the unsympathetic rejoinder. "It is for +him that I fear, not for you." + +"Recover, sir?" in despair. "I fear you misjudge my humble heart--" + +"Bosh! Your heart has been through a dozen accidents of this +character, Dank, and it is good for a hundred more. I'll rejoice when +this voyage is ended and we have him safe on his way to Edelweiss." + +"That will not make the slightest difference, sir. If he sets his +head to marry her he'll do it if we take him to the North Pole. All +Graustark can't stop him,--nor old man Blithers either. Besides, he +says he isn't going to Edelweiss immediately." + +"That is news to me." + +"I thought it would be. He came to the decision not more than two +hours ago. He is determined to spend a couple of weeks at +Interlaken." + +"Interlaken?" + +"Yes. Miss Guile expects to stop there for a fortnight after leaving +Paris." + +"I must remonstrate with Robin--at once," declared the old man. "He +is needed in Graustark. He must be made to realise the importance of-- +" + +"And what are you going to do if he declines to realise anything but +the importance of a fortnight in the shadow of the Jungfrau?" + +"God help me, I don't know, Dank." The Count's brow was moist, and he +looked anything but an unconquerable soldier. + +"I told him we were expected to reach home by the end of next week, +and he said that a quiet fortnight in the Alps would make new men of +all of us." + +"Do you mean to say he expects me to dawdle--" + +"More than that, sir. He also expects me to dawdle too. I shall +probably shoot myself before the two weeks are over." + +"I have it! I shall take Mrs. Gaston into my confidence. It is the +only hope, I fear. I shall tell her that he is--" + +"No hope there," said Dank mournfully. + +"Haven't you noticed how keen she is to have them together all the +time? She's as wily as a fox. Never misses a chance. Hasn't it +occurred to you to wonder why she drags you off on the slightest +pretext when you happen to be in the way? She's done it a hundred +times. Always leaving them alone together. My God, how I despise that +woman! Not once but twenty times a day she finds an excuse to +interfere when I am trying to get in a few words with Miss Guile. +She's forever wanting me to show her the engine-room or the Captain's +bridge or the wireless office or--why, by Jove, sir, it was only +yesterday that she asked me to come and look at the waves. Said she'd +found a splendid place to see them from, just as if the whole damned +Atlantic wasn't full of 'em. And isn't she always looking for +porpoises on the opposite side of the ship? And how many whales and +ice-bergs do you think she's been trying to find in the last five +days? No, sir! There's no hope there!" + +"'Pon my soul!" was all that the poor Minister of War, an adept in +strategy, was able to exclaim. + +The _Jupiter_ disgorged most of her passengers at Cherbourg and +the descent upon Paris had scarcely begun when the good ship steamed +away for Antwerp, Bremen and Hamburg. She was one of the older +vessels in the vast fleet of ships controlled by the American All- +Seas and All-Ports Company, and she called wherever there was a port +open to trans-Atlantic navigation. She was a single factor in the +great monopoly described as the "Billion Dollar Boast." The United +States had been slow to recognise the profits of seas that were free, +but when she did wake up she proceeded to act as if she owned them +and all that therein lay. Her people spoke of the Gulf Stream as +"ours"; of the Banks of Newfoundland as "ours"--or in some instances +as "ourn"; of Liverpool, Hamburg, London, Bremen and other such +places as "our European terminals"; and of the various oceans, seas +and navigable waters as "a part of the system." Where once the Stars +and Stripes were as rare as hummingbirds in Baffin's Bay, the flags +were now so thick that they resembled Fourth of July decorations on +Fifth avenue, and it was almost impossible to cross the Atlantic +without dodging a hundred vessels on which Dixie was being played, +coming and going. A man from New Hampshire declared, after one of his +trips over and back, that he cheered the good old tune so incessantly +that his voice failed on the third day out, both ways, and he had to +voice his patriotism with a tin horn. + +Ships of the All-Seas and All-Ports Company fairly stuffed the +harbours of the world. America was awake at last--wide awake!--and +the necessity for prodding her was now limited to the task of putting +her to sleep long enough to allow other nations a chance to scrape +together enough able bodied seamen to man the ships. + +William W. Blithers was one of the directors of the All-Seas and All- +Ports Company. He was the first American to awake. + +For some unaccountable reason Miss Guile and her companion preferred +to travel alone to Paris. They had a private compartment, over which +a respectful but adamantine conductor exercised an authority that +irritated R. Schmidt beyond expression. The rest of the train was +crowded to its capacity, and here was desirable space going to waste +in the section occupied by the selfish Miss Guile. He couldn't +understand it in her. Was it, after all, to be put down as a simple +steamer encounter? Was she deliberately snubbing him, now that they +were on land? Was he, a prince of the royal blood, to be tossed aside +by this purse-proud American as if he were the simplest of +simpletons? And what did she mean by stationing an officious hireling +before her door to order him away when he undertook to pay her a +friendly visit?--to offer his own and Hobbs' services in case they +were needed in Paris. Why should she lock her confounded door +anyway,--and draw the curtains? There were other whys too numerous to +mention, and there wasn't an answer to a single one of them. The +whole proceeding was incomprehensible. + +To begin with, she certainly made no effort to conceal the fact that +she was trying to avoid him from the instant the tender drew +alongside to take off the passengers. As a matter of fact, she seemed +to be making a point of it. And yet, the evening before, she had +appeared rather enchanted with the prospect of seeing him at +Interlaken. + +It was not until the boat-train was nearing the environs of Paris +that Hobbs threw some light over the situation, with the result that +it instantly became darker than ever before. It appears that Miss +Guile was met at the landing by a very good-looking young man who not +only escorted her to the train but actually entered it with her, and +was even now enjoying the luxury of a private compartment as well as +the contents of a large luncheon hamper, to say nothing of an +uninterrupted view of something far more inspiring than the scenery. + +"Frenchman?" inquired Dank listlessly. + +"American, I should say, sir," said Hobbs, balancing himself in the +corridor outside the door and sticking his head inside with more +confidence than a traveller usually feels when travelling from +Cherbourg to Paris. "But I wouldn't swear to it, sir. I didn't 'ear a +word he said, being quite some distance away at the time. +Happearances are deceptive, as I've said a great many times. A man +may look like an American and still be almost anything else, see wot +I mean? On the other hand, a man may look like almost nothing and +still be American to his toes. I remember once saying to--" + +"That's all right, Hobbs," broke in R. Schmidt sternly. "We also +remember what you said, so don't repeat it. How soon do we get in?" + +Hobbs cheerfully looked at his watch. "I couldn't say positive, sir, +but I should think in about fourteen and a 'alf minutes, or maybe a +shade under--between fourteen and fourteen and a 'alf, sir. As I was +saying, he was a most intelligent looking chap, sir, and very +'andsome of face and figger. Between twenty-four and twenty-five, I +dare say. Light haired, smooth-faced, quite tall and dressed in dark +blue with a cravat, sir, that looked like cerise but may have been--" + +"For heaven's sake, Hobbs, let up!" cried Robin, throwing up his +hands. + +"Yes, sir; certainly, sir. Did I mention that he wears a straw 'at +with a crimson band on it? Well, if I didn't, he does. Hincidentally, +they seemed greatly pleased to see each other. He kissed her hand, +and looked as though he might have gone even farther than that if it +'adn't been for the crowd--" + +"That will do!" said Robin sharply, a sudden flush mounting to his +cheek. + +"Very good, sir. Shall I get the bags down for the porters, sir? I +beg pardon, sir,--" to one of the three surly gentlemen who sat +facing the travellers from Graustark,--"my fault entirely. I don't +believe it is damaged, sir. Allow me to--" + +"Thank you," growled the stranger. "I can put it on myself," and he +jerked his hat out of Hobbs' hand and set it at a rather forbidding +angle above a lowering brow. "Look what you're doing after this, will +you?" + +"Certainly, sir," said Hobbs agreeably. "It's almost impossible to +see without eyes in the back of one's head, don't you know. I 'ope--" + +"All right, _all_ right!" snapped the man, glaring balefully. "And let +me tell you something else, my man. Don't go about knocking Americans +without first taking a look. Just bear that in mind, will you?" + +"The surest way is to listen," began Hobbs loftily, but, catching a +look from his royal master, desisted. He proceeded to get down the +hand luggage. + +At the Gare St. Lazare, Robin had a brief glimpse of Miss Guile as +she hurried with the crowd down to the cab enclosure, where her +escort, the alert young stranger, put her into a waiting limousine, +bundled Mrs. Gaston and Marie in after her, and then dashed away, +obviously to see their luggage through the _douane_. + +She espied the tall figure of her fellow voyager near the steps and +leaned forward to wave a perfunctory farewell to him. The car was +creeping out toward the packed thoroughfare. It is possible that she +expected him to dash among the chortling machines, at risk of life or +limb, for a word or two at parting. If so, she was disappointed. He +remained perfectly still, with uplifted hat, a faint smile on his +lips and not the slightest sign of annoyance in his face. She smiled +securely to herself as she leaned back in the seat, and was +satisfied! Curiosity set its demand upon her an instant later, +however, and she peered slyly through the little window in the back. +He lifted his hat once more and she flushed to her throat as she +quickly drew back into the corner. How in the world could he have +seen her through that abominable slit in the limousine? And why was +he now grinning so broadly? + +Count Quinnox found him standing there a few minutes later, twirling +his stick and smiling with his eyes. Accompanying the old soldier was +a slight, sharp-featured man with keen black eyes and a thin, pointed +moustache of grey. + +This man was Gourou, Chief of Police and Commander of the Tower in +Edelweiss, successor to the celebrated Baron Dangloss. After he had +greeted his prince, the quiet little man announced that he had +reserved for him an apartment at the Bristol. + +"I am instructed by the Prime Minister, your highness, to urge your +immediate return to Edelweiss," he went on, lowering his voice. "The +people are disturbed by the reports that have reached us during the +past week or two, and Baron Romano is convinced that nothing will +serve to subdue the feeling of uneasiness that prevails except your +own declaration--in person--that these reports arc untrue." + +"I shall telegraph at once to Baron Romano that it is all poppy- +cock," said Robin easily. "I refer, of course, to the reported +engagement. I am not going to marry Miss Blithers and that's all +there is to be said. You may see to it, baron, that a statement is +issued to all of the Paris newspapers to-day, and to the +correspondents for all the great papers in Europe and America. I have +prepared this statement, under my own signature, and it is to be the +last word in the matter. It is in my pocket at this instant. You +shall have it when we reach the hotel--And that reminds me of another +thing. I'm sorry that I shall have to ask you to countermand the +reservation for rooms at the hotel you mention. I have already +reserved rooms at the Ritz,--by wireless. We shall stop there. Where +is Dank?" + +"The Ritz is hardly the place for--" + +But Robin clapped him on the back and favoured him with the good- +natured, boyish smile that mastered even the fiercest of his +counsellors, and the Minister of Police, being an astute man, heaved +a deep sigh of resignation. + +"Dank is looking after the trunks, highness, and Hobbs is coming +along with the hand luggage," he said. "The Ritz, you say? Then I +shall have to instruct Lieutenant Dank to send the luggage there +instead of to the Bristol. Pardon, your highness." He was off like a +flash. + +Count Quinnox was gnawing his moustache. "See here, Robin," he said, +laying his hand on the young man's shoulder, "you are in Paris now +and not on board a ship at sea. Miss Guile is a beautiful, charming, +highly estimable young woman, and, I might as well say it straight +out to your face, you ought not to subject her to the notoriety that +is bound to follow if the newspapers learn that she is playing around +Paris, no matter how innocently, with a prince whom--" + +"Just a moment, Count," interrupted Robin, a cold light in his now +unsmiling eyes. "You are getting a little ahead of the game. Miss +Guile is not going to the Ritz, nor do I expect her to play around +Paris with me. As a matter of fact, she refused to tell me where she +is to stop while here, and I am uncomfortably certain that I shall +not see her unless by chance. On the other hand, I may as well be +perfectly frank with you and say it straight out to _your_ face +that I am going to try to find her if possible, but I am not mean +enough to employ the methods common to such enterprises. I could have +followed her car in another when she left here a few minutes ago; I +could manage in a dozen ways to run her to earth, as the detectives +do in the books, but I'd be ashamed to look her in the face if I did +any of these things. I shall take a gentleman's chance, my dear +Count, and trust to luck and the generosity of fate. You may be sure +that I shall not annoy Miss Guile, and you may be equally sure that +she--" + +"I beg your pardon, Robin, but I did not employ the word annoy," +protested the Count. + +"--that she takes me for a gentleman if not for a prince," went on +Robin, deliberately completing the sentence before he smiled his +forgiveness upon the old man. "I selected the Ritz because all rich +Americans go there, I'm told. I'm taking a chance." + +Quinnox had an obstinate strain in his make-up. He continued: "There +is another side to the case, my boy. As a gentleman, you cannot allow +this lovely girl to--er--well, to fall in love with you. That would +be cruel, wantonly cruel. And it is just the thing that is bound to +happen if you go on with--" + +"My dear Count, you forget that I am only R. Schmidt to her and but +one of perhaps a hundred young men who have placed her in the same +perilous position. Moreover, it's the other way 'round, sir. It is I +who take the risk, not Miss Guile. I regret to say, sir, that if +there is to be any falling in love, I am the one who is most likely +to fall, and to fall hard. You assume that Miss Guile is heart-whole +and fancy free. 'Gad, I wish that I could be sure of it!" He spoke +with such fervour that the Count was indeed dismayed. + +"Robin, my lad, I beg of you to consider the consequences that--" + +"There's no use discussing it, old friend. Trust to luck. There is a +bully good chance that she will send me about my business when the +time comes and then the salvation of Graustark will be assured." He +said it lightly but there was a dark look in his eyes that belied the +jaunty words. + +"Am I to understand that you intend to--to ask her to marry you?" +demanded the Count, profoundly troubled. "Remember, boy, that you are +the Prince of Graustark, that you--" + +"But I'm not going to ask her to marry the Prince of Graustark. I'm +going to ask her to marry R. Schmidt," said Robin composedly. + +"God defend us, Robin, I--I--" + +"God has all he can do to defend us from William W. Blithers, Count. +Don't ask too much of him. What kind of a nation are we if we can't +get along without asking God to defend us every time we see trouble +ahead? And do you suppose he is going to defend us against a slip of +a girl--" + +"Enough! Enough!" cried the Count, compressing his lips and glaring +straight ahead. + +"That's the way to talk," cried Robin enthusiastically. "By the way, +I hope Dank is clever enough to find out who that young fellow is +while they are clearing the luggage in there. I had a good look at +him just now. He is all that Hobbs describes and a little more. He is +a hustler." + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +THE RED LETTER B + + +In the Baron's room at the Ritz late that night there was held a +secret conference. Two shadowy figures stole down the corridor at +midnight and were admitted to the room, while Prince Robin slept +soundly in his remote four-poster and dreamed of something that +brought a gentle smile to his lips. + +The three conspirators were of the same mind: it was clear that +something must be done. But what? That was the question. Gourou +declared that the people were very much disturbed over the trick the +great capitalist had played upon the cabinet; there were sullen +threats of a revolt if the government insisted on the deposit of +bonds as required by the agreement. More than that, there were open +declarations that the daughter of Mr. Blithers would never be +permitted to occupy the throne of Graustark. Deeply as his subjects +loved the young Prince, they would force him to abdicate rather than +submit to the desecration of a throne that had never been +dishonoured. They would accept William W. Blithers' money, but they +would have none of William W. Blithers' daughter. That was more than +could be expected of any self-respecting people! According to the +Minister of Police, the name of Blithers was already a common synonym +for affliction--and frequently employed in supposing a malediction. +It signified all that was mean, treacherous, scurrilous. He was +spoken of through clenched teeth as "the blood sucker." Children were +ominously reproved by the threatening use of the word Blithers. +"Blithers will get you if you don't wash your face," and all that +sort of thing. + +There was talk in some circles of demanding the resignation of the +cabinet, but even the pessimistic Gourou admitted that it was idle +talk and would come to nothing if the menacing shadow of Maud +Applegate Blithers could be banished from the vicinity of the throne. +Graustarkians would abide by the compact made by their leading men +and would be content to regard Mr. Blithers as a bona fide creditor. +They would pay him in full when the loan matured, even though they +were compelled to sacrifice their houses in order to accomplish that +end. But, like all the rest of the world, they saw through the rich +American's scheme. + +The world knew, and Graustark knew, just what Mr. Blithers was after, +and the worst of it all was that Mr. Blithers also knew, which was +more to the point. But, said Baron Gourou, Graustark knew something +that neither the world nor Mr. Blithers knew, and that was its own +mind. Never, said he, would Maud Applegate be recognised as the +Princess of Graustark, not if she lived for a thousand years and +married Robin as many times as she had hairs on her head. At least, +he amended, that was the way every one felt about it at present. + +The afternoon papers had published the brief statement prepared by +Robin in the seclusion of his stateroom on board the _Jupiter_ +immediately after a most enjoyable hour with Miss Guile. It was a +curt and extremely positive denial of the rumoured engagement, with +the additional information that he never had seen Miss Blithers and +was more or less certain that she never had set eyes on him. + +A rather staggering co-incidence appeared with the published report +that Miss Blithers herself was supposed to be somewhere in Europe, +word having been received that day from sources in London that she +had sailed from New York under an assumed name. The imaginative +French journals put two and two together and dwelt upon the +possibility that the two young people who had never seen each other +might have crossed the Atlantic on the same steamer, seeing each +other frequently and yet remaining entirely in the dark, so to speak. +Inspired writers began to weave a romance out of the probabilities. + +On one point Robin was adamantine. He refused positively to have his +identity disclosed at this time, and Gourou had to say to the +newspapers that the Prince was even then on his way to Vienna, +hurrying homeward as fast as steel cars could carry him. He admitted +that the young man had arrived on the _Jupiter_ that morning, +having remained in the closest seclusion all the way across the +Atlantic. + +This equivocation necessitated the most cautious rearrangement of +plans on the part of the Baron. He was required to act as though he +had no acquaintance with either of the three travellers stopping at +the Ritz, although for obvious reasons he took up a temporary abode +there himself. Moreover, he had to telegraph the Prime Minister in +Edelweiss that the Prince was not to be budged, and would in all +likelihood postpone his return to the capitol. All of which stamped +the honest Baron as a most prodigious liar, if one stops to think of +what he said to the reporters. + +The newspapers also printed a definite bit of news in the shape of a +despatch from New York to the effect that Mr. and Mrs. William W. +Blithers were sailing for Europe on the ensuing day, bound for +Graustark! + +However, the chief and present concern of the three loyal gentlemen +in midnight conclave was not centred in the trouble that Mr. Blithers +had started, but in the more desperate situation created by Miss +Guile. She was the peril that now confronted them, and she was indeed +a peril. Quinnox and Dank explained the situation to the Minister of +Police, and the Minister of Police admitted that the deuce was to +pay. + +"There is but one way out of it," said he, speaking officially, "and +that is the simplest one I know of." + +"Assassination, I suppose," said Dank scornfully. + +"It rests with me, gentlemen," said the Baron, ignoring the +lieutenant's remark, "to find Miss Guile and take her into my +confidence in respect--" + +"No use," said Dank, and, to his surprise, the Count repeated the +words after him. + +"Miss Guile is a lady. Baron," said the latter gloomily. "You cannot +go to her with a command to clear out, keep her hands off, or any +such thing. She would be justified in having you kicked out of the +house. We must not annoy Miss Guile. That is quite out of the +question." + +"By jove!" exclaimed Dank, so loudly that his companions actually +jumped in their seats. They looked at him in amazement,--the Count +with something akin to apprehension in his eyes. Had the fellow lost +his mind over the girl? Before they could ask what he meant by +shouting at the top of his voice, he repeated the ejaculation, but +less explosively. His eyes were bulging and his mouth remained agape. + +"What ails you, Dank?" demanded the Baron, removing his eyes from the +young man's face long enough to glance fearfully at the transom. + +"I've--I've got it!" cried the soldier, and then sank back in his +chair, quite out of breath. The Baron got up and took a peep into the +hallway, and then carefully locked the door. "What are you locking +the door for?" demanded Dank, sitting up suddenly. "It's only a +theory that I've got--but it is wonderful. Absolutely staggering." + +"Oh!" said Gourou, but he did not unlock the door. "A theory, eh?" He +came back and stood facing the young man. + +"Count," began Dank excitedly, "you remember the big red letter B on +all of her trunks, don't you? Hobbs is positive he--" + +Count Quinnox sprang to his feet and banged the table with his fist. + +"By jove!" he shouted, suddenly comprehending. + +"The letter B?" queried Gourou, perplexed. + +"The newspapers say that she sailed from New York under an assumed +name," went on Dank, thrilled by his own amazing cleverness. "There +you are! Plain as day. The letter B explains everything. Now we know +who Miss Guile really is. She's--" + +"Maud" exclaimed Quinnox, sinking back into his chair. + +"Miss Blithers!" cried Gourou, divining at last. "By jove!" And thus +was the jovian circle completed. + +It was two o'clock before the three gentlemen separated and retired +to rest, each fully convinced that the situation was even more +complicated than before, for in view of this new and most convincing +revelation there now could be no adequate defence against the +alluring Miss Guile. + +Robin was informed bright and early the next morning. In fact, he was +still in his pajamas when the news was carried to him by the +exhausted Dank, who had spent five hours in bed but none in slumber. +Never in all his ardent career had the smart lieutenant been so +bitterly afflicted with love-sickness as now. + +"I don't believe a word of it," said the Prince. promptly. "You've +been dreaming, old chap." + +"That letter B isn't a dream, is it?" + +"No, it isn't," said Robin, and instantly sat up in bed, his face +very serious. "If she should turn out to be Miss Blithers, I've +cooked my goose to a crisp. Good Lord, when I think of some of the +things I said to her about the Blithers family! But wait! If she is +Miss Blithers do you suppose she'd sit calmly by and hear the family +ridiculed? No, sir! She would have taken my head off like a flash. +She--" + +"I've no doubt she regarded the situation as extremely humorous," +said Dank, "and laughed herself almost sick over the way she was +fooling you." + +"That might sound reasonable enough, Dank, if she had known who I +was. But where was the fun in fooling an utter outsider like R. +Schmidt? It doesn't hold together." + +"Americans have an amazing notion of humour, I am reliably informed. +They appear to be able to see a joke under the most distressing +circumstances. I'll stake my head that she is Miss Blithers." + +"I can't imagine anything more terrible," groaned Robin, lying down +flat again and staring at the ceiling. + +"I shouldn't call her terrible," protested Dank, rather stiffly. + +"I refer to the situation, Dank,--the mess, in other words. It +_is_ a mess, isn't it?" + +"I suppose you'll see nothing more of her, your highness," remarked +Dank, a sly hope struggling in his breast. + +"You'd better put it the other way. She'll see nothing more of me," +lugubriously. + +"I mean to say, sir, you can't go on with it, can you?" + +"Go on with what?" + +"The--er--you know," floundered Dank. + +"If there is really anything to go on with, Dank, I'll go on with it, +believe me." + +The lieutenant stared. "But if she _should_ be Miss Blithers, what +then?" + +"It might simplify matters tremendously," said Robin, but not at all +confidently. "I think I'll get up, Dank, if you don't mind. Call +Hobbs, will you? And, I say, won't you have breakfast up here with +me?" + +"I had quite overlooked breakfast, 'pon my soul, I had," said Dank, a +look of pain in his face. "No wonder I have a headache, going without +my coffee so long." + +Later on, while they were breakfasting in Robin's sitting room, Hobbs +brought in the morning newspapers. He laid one of them before the +Prince, and jabbed his forefinger upon a glaring headline. + +"I beg pardon, sir; I didn't mean to get it into the butter. Very +awkward, I'm sure. Hi, _garcon!_ Fresh butter 'ere, and lively about +it, too. _Buerre!_ That's the word--buttah." + +Robin and Dank were staring at the headline as if fascinated. Having +successfully managed the butter, Hobbs at once restored his attention +to the headline, reading it aloud, albeit both of the young men were +capable of reading French at sight. He translated with great +profundity. + +"'Miss Blithers Denies Report. Signed Statement Mysteriously +Received. American Heiress not to wed Prince of Graustark.' Shall I +read the harticle, sir?" + +Robin snatched up the paper and read aloud for himself. Hobbs merely +wiped a bit of butter from his finger and listened attentively. + +The following card appeared at the head of the column, and was +supplemented by a complete resume of the Blithers-Graustark muddle: + +"Miss Blithers desires to correct an erroneous report that has +appeared in the newspapers. She is not engaged to be married to the +Prince of Graustark, nor is there even the remotest probability that +such will ever be the case. Miss Blithers regrets that she has not +the honour of Prince Robin's acquaintance, and the Prince has +specifically stated in the public prints that he does not know her by +sight. The statements of the two persons most vitally affected by +this disturbing rumour should be taken as final. Sufficient pain and +annoyance already has been caused by the malicious and utterly +groundless report." The name of Maud Applegate Blithers was appended +to the statement, and it was dated Paris, August 29. + +Thereafter followed a lengthy description of the futile search for +the young lady in Paris, and an interview with the local +representatives of Mr. Blithers, all of whom declared that the +signature was genuine, but refused to commit themselves further +without consulting their employer. They could throw no light upon the +situation, even going so far as to declare that they were unaware of +the presence of Miss Blithers in Paris. + +It appears that the signed statement was left in the counting-rooms +of the various newspapers by a heavily veiled lady at an hour agreed +upon as "about ten o'clock." There was absolutely no clue to the +identity of this woman. + +Instead of following the suggestion of Miss Blithers that "sufficient +pain and annoyance already had been caused," the journalists +proceeded to increase the agony by venturing the hope that fresh +developments would materialise before the day was done. + +"Well, she appears to be here," said Robin, as he laid down the last +of the three journals and stared at Dank as if expecting hope from +that most unreliable source. + +"I suppose you will now admit that I am right about the letter B," +said Dank sullenly. + +"When I see Miss Guile I shall ask point blank if she is Maud +Applegate, Dank, and if she says she isn't, I'll take her word for +it," said Robin. + +"And if she says she is?" + +"Well," said the Prince, ruefully, "I'll still take her word for it." + +"And then?" + +"Then I shall be equally frank and tell her that I am Robin of +Graustark. That will put us all square again, and we'll see what +comes of it in the end." + +"You don't mean to say you'll--you'll continue as you were?" gasped +Dank. + +"That depends entirely on Miss Guile, Boske." + +"But you wouldn't dare to marry Maud Applegate Blithers, sir. You +would be driven out of Graustark and--" + +"I think that would depend a good deal on Miss Guile, too, old chap," +said Robin coolly. + +Dank swallowed very hard. "I want to be loyal to you, your highness," +he said as if he did not think it would be possible to remain so. + +"I shall count on you, Dank," said Robin earnestly. + +"But--" began the lieutenant, and then stopped short. + +"Let me finish it for you. You don't feel as though you could be +loyal to Miss Blithers, is that it?" + +"I think that would depend on Miss Blithers," said Dank, and then +begged to be excused. He went out of the room rather hurriedly. + +"Well, Hobbs," said Robin, after his astonishment had abated, "what +do _you_ think of it?" + +"I think he's in love with her, sir," said Hobbs promptly. + +"Good Lord! with--with Miss Guile?" + +"Precisely so, sir." + +"Well, I'll be _darned!_" said the American half of Prince Robin with +great fervour. + +"Tut, tut, sir," reproved Hobbs, who, as has been said before, was a +privileged character by virtue of long service and his previous +calling as a Cook's interpreter. "Are you going out, sir?" + +"Yes. I'm going out to search the highways and by-ways for Bedelia," +said Robin, a gay light in his eyes. "By the way, did you, by any +chance, learn the name of the 'andsome young gent as went away with +'er, 'Obbs?" + +"I did not, sir. I stood at his helbow for quite some time at the +Gare St. Lazare and the only words he spoke that I could hear +distinctly was 'wot the devil do you mean, me man? Ain't there room +enough for you here without standing on my toes like that? Move +hover.' Only, of course, sir, he used the haspirates after a fashion +of his own. The haitches are mine, sir." + +"Is he an American?" + +"It's difficult to say, sir. He may be from Boston, but you never can +tell, sir." + +"Do you know Boston, Hobbs?" inquired the Prince, adjusting his tie +before the mirror. + +"Not to speak it, sir," said Hobbs. + +The day was warm and clear, and Paris was gleaming. Robin stretched +his long legs in a brisk walk across the Place Vendome and up the Rue +de la Paix to the Boulevard. Here he hesitated and then retraced his +steps slowly down the street of diamonds, for he suspected Miss Guile +of being interested in things that were costly. Suddenly inspired, he +made his way to the Place de la Concorde and settled himself on one +of the seats near the entrance to the Champs Elysees. It was his +shrewd argument that if she planned a ride on that exquisite morning +it naturally would be along the great avenue, and in that event he +might reasonably hope to catch her coming or going. A man came up and +took a seat beside him. + +"Good morning, Mr. Schmidt," said the newcomer, and Robin somewhat +gruffly demanded what the deuce he meant by following him. "I have +some interesting news," said Baron Gourou quietly, removing his hat +to wipe a damp brow. He also took the time to recover his breath +after some rather sharp dodging of automobiles in order to attain his +present position of security. Even a Minister of Police has to step +lively in Paris. + +"From home?" asked Robin carelessly. + +"Indirectly. It comes through Berlin. Our special agent there wires +me that the offices of Mr. Blithers in that city have received +instructions from him to send engineers to Edelweiss for the purpose +of estimating the cost of remodelling and rebuilding the castle,--in +other words to restore it to its condition prior to the Marlanx +rebellion fifteen years ago." + +There was a tantalising smile on the Baron's face as he watched the +changing expressions in that of his Prince. + +"Are you in earnest?" demanded Robin, a bright red spot appearing in +each cheek. The Baron nodded his head. "Well, he's got a lot of +nerve!" + +"I shudder when I think of what is likely to happen to those +architects when they begin snooping around the castle," said Gourou +drily. "By the way, have you seen Miss Guile this morning?" + +Robin's cheeks were now completely suffused. "Certainly not." + +"She was in the Rue de la Paix half an hour ago. I thought you might-- +" + +"You saw her, Baron?" + +"Yes, highness, and it may interest you to know that she saw you." + +"The deuce you say! But how do you know that it was Miss Guile. +You've no means of knowing." + +"It is a part of my profession to recognise people from given +descriptions. In this case, however, the identification was rendered +quite simple by the actions of the young lady herself. She happened +to emerge from a shop just as you were passing and I've never seen +any one, criminal or otherwise, seek cover as quickly as she did. She +darted back into the shop like one pursued by the devil. Naturally I +hung around for a few minutes to see the rest of the play. Presently +she peered forth, looked stealthily up and down the street, and then +dashed across the pavement to a waiting taxi-metre. It affords me +pleasure to inform your highness that I took the number of the +machine." He glanced at his cuff-band. + +"Where did she go from the Rue de la Paix?" asked Robin impatiently. + +"To the Ritz. I was there almost as soon as she. She handed an +envelope--containing a letter, I fancy--to the carriage man and +drove away in the direction of the Place de l'Opera. I have a sly +notion, my Prince, that you will find a note awaiting you on your +return to the hotel. Ah, you appear to be in haste, my young hunter." + +"I am in haste. If you expect to keep alongside, Baron, you'll have +to run I'm afraid," cried the Prince, and was instantly in his seven- +league boots. + +There was a note in Robin's rooms when he reached the hotel. It was +not the delicately perfumed article that usually is despatched by +fictional heroines but a rather business-like envelope bearing the +well-known words "The New York Herald" in one corner and the name "R. +Schmidt, Hotel Ritz," in firm but angular scrawl across its face. As +Robin ripped it open with his finger, Baron Gourou entered the room, +but not without giving vent to a slight cough in the way of an +announcement. + +"You forget, highness, that I am a short man and not possessed of +legs that travel by yards instead of feet," he panted. "Forgive me +for lagging behind. I did my best to keep up with you." + +Robin stared at his visitor haughtily for a moment and then broke +into a good-humoured laugh. + +"Won't you sit down, Baron? I'll be at liberty in a minute or two," +he said, and coolly proceeded to scan the brief message from Miss +Guile. + +"Well," said Gourou, as the young man replaced the letter in the +envelope and stuck it into his pocket. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +THE CAT IS AWAY + + +Robins's face was glowing with excitement. He put his hands in his +trousers pockets and nervously jingled the coins therein, all the +while regarding his Minister of Police with speculative eyes. Then he +turned to the window and continued to stare down into the Place +Vendome for several minutes, obviously turning something over in his +mind before coming to a decision. The Baron waited. None knew better +than he how to wait. He realised that a great deal hung upon the next +few sentences to be uttered in that room, and yet he could be +patient. + +At last Robin faced him, but without speaking. An instant later he +impulsively withdrew the letter from his pocket and held it out to +the Baron, who strode across the room and took it from his hand. +Without a word, he extracted the single sheet of paper and read what +was written thereon. + +"I gather from the nature of the invitation that you are expected to +enjoy stolen fruit, if I may be so bold as to put it in just that +way," said he grimly. "Apparently Miss Guile finds the presence of a +duenna unnecessarily wise." + +"There's no harm in a quiet little excursion such as she suggests, +Baron," said Robin, defensively. + +"You forget that I have seen the beautiful Miss Guile," said Gourou +drily. "I take it, then, that you approve of the young lady's +scheme." + +"Scheme sounds rather sinister, doesn't it?" + +"Trick, if it please you more than the other. Moreover, I cannot say +that she _suggests_ the quiet little excursion. It occurs to me +that she commands, your highness." He held the missive to the light +and read, a tender irony in his voice: "'My motor will call for you +at three this afternoon, and we will run out to St. Cloud for tea; at +the Pavilion Bleu. Mrs. Gaston is spending the day with relatives at +Champigny, and we may as well be mice under the circumstances. If you +have another engagement, pray do not let it interfere with the +pleasure I am seeking.' Nothing could be more exacting, my dear +Prince. She signs herself 'B. Guile,' and I am sure she is +magnificently beguiling, if you will pardon the play on words." + +"You wouldn't adopt that tone of suspicion if you knew Miss Guile," +said Robin stiffly. "I am sure nothing could be more frank and above- +board than her manner of treating the--" + +"And nothing so cock-sure and confident," put in the Baron. "It would +serve her right if you ignored the letter altogether." + +"If I were as old as you, Baron, I haven't the least doubt that I +should do so," said Robin coolly. "And by the same token, if you were +as young as I, you'd do precisely the thing that I intend to do. I'm +going to St. Cloud with her." + +"Oh, I haven't been in doubt about that for an instant," said Gourou. +"At your age I greatly favoured the clandestine. You will not pretend +to assume that this is not a clandestine excursion." + +"It's a jolly little adventure," was all that Robin could say, in his +youthfulness. + +The Baron was thoughtful. "There is something behind this +extraordinary behaviour on the part of a lady generally accredited +with sense and refinement," said he after a moment. "I think I have +it, too. She is deliberately putting you to a rather severe test." + +"Test? What do you mean?" + +"She is trying you out, sir. Miss Guile,--or possibly Miss Blithers, +--is taking a genuine risk in order to determine whether you are a +real gentleman or only a make-believe. She is taking a chance with +you. You may call it a jolly little adventure, but I call it the acid +test. Young women of good breeding and refinement do not plan such +adventures with casual, ship-board acquaintances. She intends to find +out _what_, not _who_, you are. I must say she's exceedingly clever +and courageous." + +Robin laughed. "Thank you, Baron. Forewarned is forearmed. I shall +remain a gentleman at any cost." + +"She is so shrewd and resourceful that I am almost convinced she can +be no other than the daughter of the amazing Mr. Blithers. I believe +he achieved most of his success through sheer impudence, though it is +commonly described as daring." + +"In any case. Baron, I shall make it a point to find out whether she +is the lady who defies the amazing Mr. Blithers, and goes into print +about it." + +"She has merely denied that she is engaged to the Prince of +Graustark. Pray do not come back to us with the news that she is +engaged to R. Schmidt," said Gourou significantly. + +Robin smiled reflectively. "That _would_ make a jolly adventure of it, +wouldn't it?" + +At three o'clock, a big limousine swung under the porte cochere at +the Ritz and a nimble footman hopped down and entered the hotel. +Robin was waiting just inside the doors. He recognised the car as the +one that had taken Miss Guile away from the Gare St. Lazare, and +stepped forward instantly to intercept the man. + +"For Mr. Schmidt?" he inquired. + +"Oui, M'sieur." + +Thrilled by a pleasurable sense of excitement, the Prince of +Graustark entered the car. He was quick to observe that the curtains +in the side windows were partially drawn across the glass. The fact +that she elected to journey to the country in a limousine on this hot +day did not strike him as odd, for he knew that the comfort loving +French people prefer the closed vehicle to the wind-inviting, dust- +gathering touring body of the Americans and British. He observed the +single letter L in gold in the panel of the door, and made mental +note of the smart livery of the two men on the front seat. + +A delicate perfume lingered in the car, convincing proof that Miss +Guile had left it but a few minutes before its arrival at the Ritz. +As a matter of fact, she was nearer than he thought, for the car +whirled into the Rue de la Paix and stopped at the curb not more than +a hundred yards from the Place Vendome. + +Once more the nimble footman hopped down and threw open the door. A +slender, swift-moving figure in a blue linen gown and a wide hat from +which sprung two gorgeous blue plumes, emerged from the door of a +diamond merchant's shop, and, before Robin could move from his +corner, popped into the car and sat down beside him with a nervous +little laugh on her lips--red lips that showed rose-like and tempting +behind a thick chiffon veil, obviously donned for an excellent +reason. The exquisite features of Miss Guile were barely +distinguishable beneath the surface of this filmy barrier. The door +closed sharply and, almost before the Prince had recovered from his +surprise, the car glided off in the direction of the Place de +l'Opera. + +"Isn't it just like an elopement?" cried Miss Guile, and it was quite +plain to him that she was vastly pleased with the sprightly +introduction to the adventure. Her voice trembled slightly and she +sat up very straight in the wide, comfortable seat. + +"Is it really you?" cried Robin, and he was surprised to find that +his own voice trembled. + +"Oh," she said, with a sudden diffidence, "how do you do? What must +you think of me, bouncing in like that and never once speaking to +you?" + +"If I were to tell you what I think of you, you'd bounce right out +again without speaking to me," said he, smiling. "How do you do?" He +extended his hand, but it was ignored. She sank back into the corner +and looked at him for a moment as if uncertain what to say or do +next. The shadowy red lips were smiling and the big dark eyes were +eloquent, even through the screen. + +"I may as well tell you at the outset, Mr. Schmidt, that I've never-- +_never_--done a thing like this before," she said, an uneasy note in +her voice. + +"I am quite sure of that," said he, "and therefore confess to a vast +wealth of satisfaction." + +"What _do_ you think of me?" + +"I think that you are frightened almost out of your boots," said he +boldly. + +"No, I'm not," said she resolutely. "I am only conscious of feeling +extremely foolish." + +"I shouldn't feel that way about stealing off for a cup of tea," said +he. "It's all quite regular, you know, and is frequently done in the +very best circles when the cat's away." + +"You see, I couldn't quite scrape up the courage to go directly to +the hotel for you," she said. "I know several people who are stopping +there and I--I--well, you won't think I'm a dreadful person, will +you?" + +"Not at all," he declared promptly. Then he resolved to put one of +the questions he had made up his mind to ask at the first +opportunity. "Do you mind telling me why you abandoned me so +completely, so heartlessly on the day we landed?" + +"Because there was no reason why I should act otherwise, Mr. +Schmidt," she said, the tremor gone from her voice. + +"And yet you take me to St. Cloud for tea," he said pointedly. + +"Ah, but no one is to know of this," she cried warmly. "This is a +secret, a very secret adventure." + +He could not help staring. "And that is just why I am mystified. Why +is to-day so different from yesterday?" + +"It isn't," she said. "Doesn't all this prove it?" + +His face fell. "Don't you want to be seen with me, Miss Guile? Am I +not--" + +"Wait! Will you not be satisfied with things as they are and refrain +from asking unnecessary questions?" + +"I shall have to be satisfied," said he ruefully. + +"I am sorry I said that, Mr. Schmidt," she cried, contrite at once. +"There is absolutely no reason why I should not be seen with you. But +won't you be appeased when I say that I wanted to be with you alone +to-day?" + +He suddenly remembered the Baron's shrewd conjecture and let the +opportunity to say something banal go by without a word. Perhaps it +was a test, after all. He merely replied that she was paying him a +greater compliment than he deserved. + +"There are many things I want to speak about, Mr. Schmidt, and--and +you know how impossible it is to--to get a moment to one's self when +one is being watched like a child, as I am being watched over by dear +Mrs. Gaston. She is my shield and armour, my lovely one-headed +dragon. I placed myself in her care and--well, she is a very +dependable person. You _will_ understand, won't you?" + +"Pray do not distress yourself, Miss Guile," he protested. "The last +word is spoken. I am too happy to spoil the day by doubting its +integrity. Besides, I believe I know you better than you think I do." + +He expected her to reveal some sign of dismay, but she was suddenly +on guard. + +"Then you will not mind my eccentricities," she said calmly, "and we +shall have a very nice drive, some tea and a--lark in place of the +more delectable birds prescribed by the chef at the Pavilion Bleu." + +As the car turned into the Boulevard des Capucines Robin suppressed +an exclamation of annoyance on beholding Baron Gourou and Dank +standing on the curb almost within arm's length of the car as it +passed. The former was peering rather intently at the two men on the +front seat, and evinced little or no interest in the occupants of the +tonneau. + +"Wasn't that your friend Mr. Dank?" inquired Miss Guile with +interest. He felt that she was chiding him. + +"Yes," said he, and then turned for another look at his compatriots. +Gourou was jotting something down on his cuff-band. The Prince +mentally promised him something for his pains. "But let us leave dull +care behind," he went on gaily. + +"He isn't at all dull," said she. + +"But he _is_ a care," said he. "He is always losing his heart, Miss +Guile." + +"And picking up some one else's, I fancy," said she. + +"By the way, who was the good-looking chap that came to Cherbourg to +meet you?" + +"A very old friend, Mr. Schmidt. I've known him since I was that +high." (That high was on a line with her knee.) + +"Attractive fellow," was his comment. + +"Do you think so?" she inquired innocently, and he thought she over- +played it a little. He was conscious of an odd sense of +disappointment in her. "Have you never been out to St. Cloud? No? I +never go there without feeling a terrible pity for those poor +prodigals who stood beside its funeral pyre and saw their folly +stripped down to the starkest of skeletons while they waited. The day +of glory is short, Mr. Schmidt, and the night that follows is +bitterly long. They say possession is nine points of the law, but +what do nine points mean to the lawless? The rich man of to-day may +be the beggar of to-morrow, and the rich man's sons and daughters may +be serving the beggars of yesterday. I have been told that in the +lower east side of New York City there are men and women who were +once princes and princesses, counts and countesses, dukes and +duchesses. Why doesn't some one write a novel about the royalty that +hides its beggary in the slums of that great city?" + +"What's this? Epigrams and philosophy, Miss Guile?" he exclaimed +wonderingly. "You amaze me. What are you trying to convey? That some +day you may be serving yesterday's beggar?" + +"Who knows!" she said cryptically. "I am not a philosopher, and I'm +sorry about the epigrams. I loathe people who make use of them. They +are a cheap substitution for wisdom. Do you take sugar in your tea?" +It was her way of abandoning the topic, but he looked his perplexity. +"I thought I'd ask now, just for the sake of testing my memory later +on." She was laughing. + +"Two lumps and cream," he said. "Won't you be good enough to take off +that veil? It seriously obstructs the view." + +She complacently shook her head. "It doesn't obstruct mine," she +said. "Have you been reading what the papers are saying about your +friend Mr. Blithers and his obstreperous Maud?" + +Robin caught his breath. In a flash he suspected an excellent reason +for keeping the veil in place. It gave her a distinct advantage over +him. + +"Yes. I see that she positively denies the whole business." + +"Likewise the prospective spouse," she added. "Isn't it sickening?" + +"I wonder what Mr. Blithers is saying to-day," said he audaciously. +"Poor old cock, he must be as sore as a crab. By the way, it is +reported that she crossed on the steamer with us." + +"I am quite certain that she did, Mr. Schmidt," said she. + +"You really think so?" he cried, regarding her keenly. + +"The man who came to meet me knows her quite well. He is confident +that he saw her at Cherbourg." + +"I see," said he, and was thoroughly convinced. "I may as well +confess to you. Miss Guile, that I also know her when I see her." + +"But you told me positively that you had never seen her, Mr. +Schmidt," she said quickly. + +"I had not seen her up to the second day out on the _Jupiter_," he +explained, enjoying himself immensely. + +"It was after that that you--" + +"I know," he said, as she hesitated; "but you see I didn't know she +was Miss Blithers until sometime after I had met you." There was a +challenge in his manner amounting almost to a declaration. + +She leaned forward to regard him more intently. + +"Is it possible, Mr. Schmidt, that you suspect _me_ of being +that horrid, vulgar creature?" + +Robin was not to be trapped. There was something in the shadowy eyes +that warned him. + +"At least, I may say that I do not suspect you of being a horrid, +vulgar creature," he said evasively. + +"What else can this Miss Blithers be if not that?" + +"Would you say that she is vulgar because she refuses to acknowledge +a condition that doesn't exist? I think she did perfectly right in +denying the engagement." + +"You haven't answered my question, Mr. Schmidt." + +"Well," he began slowly, "I don't suspect you of being Miss +Blithers." + +"But you did suspect it." + +"I was pleasantly engaged in speculation, that's all. It is generally +believed that Miss Blithers sailed under an assumed name--literally, +not figuratively." + +"Is there any reason why you should imagine that my name is not +Guile?" + +"Yes. Your luggage is resplendently marked with the second letter in +the alphabet--a gory, crimson B." + +"I see," she said reflectively. "You examined my luggage, as they say +in the customs office. And you couldn't put B and G together, is that +it?" + +"Obviously." + +"If you had taken the trouble to look, you would have found an +equally resplendent G on the opposite end of each and every trunk, +Mr. Schmidt," she said quietly. + +"I did not examine your luggage, Miss Guile," said he stiffly. She +hadn't left much for him to stand upon. "Rather unique way to put +one's initials on a trunk, isn't it?" + +"It possesses the virtue of originality," she admitted, "and it never +fails to excite curiosity. I am sorry you were misled. Nothing could +be more distressing than to be mistaken for the heroine of a story +and then turn out to be a mere nobody in the end. I've no doubt that +if the amiable Miss Blithers were to hear of it, she'd rush into +print and belabour me with the largest type that money could buy." + +"Oh, come now, Miss Guile," he protested, "it really isn't fair to +Miss Blithers. She was justified in following an illustrious example. +You forget that the Prince of Graustark was the first to rush into +print with a flat denial. What else could the poor girl do?" + +"Oh, I am not defending the Prince of Graustark. He behaved +abominably, rushing into print as you say. Extremely bad taste, I +should call it." + +Robin's ears burned. He could not defend himself. There was nothing +left for him to do but to say that it "served him jolly well right, +the way Miss Blithers came back at him." + +"Still," she said, "I would be willing to make a small wager that the +well-advertised match comes off in spite of all the denials. Given a +determined father, an ambitious mother, a purse-filled daughter and +an empty-pursed nobleman, and I don't see how the inevitable can be +avoided." + +His face was flaming. It was with difficulty that he restrained the +impulse to put her right in the matter without further ado. + +"Are you sure that the Prince is so empty of purse as all that?" he +managed to say, without betraying himself irretrievably. + +"There doesn't seem to be any doubt that he borrowed extensively of +Mr. Blithers," she said scornfully. "He is under some obligations to +his would-be-father-in-law, I submit, now isn't he?" + +"I suppose so, Miss Guile," he admitted uncomfortably. + +"And therefore owes him something more than a card in the newspapers, +don't you think?" + +"Really, Miss Guile, I--I--" + +"I beg your pardon. The Prince's affairs are of no importance to you, +so why should I expect you to stand up for him?" + +"I confess that I am a great deal more interested in Miss Blithers +than I am in the Prince. By the way, what would you have done had you +been placed in her position?" + +"I think I should have acted quite as independently as she." + +"If your father were to pick out a husband for you, whether or no, +you would refuse to obey the paternal command?" + +"Most assuredly. As a matter of fact, Mr. Schmidt, my father has +expressed a wish that I should marry a man who doesn't appeal to me +at all." + +"And you refuse?" + +"Absolutely." + +"More or less as Miss Blithers has done," he said pointedly. + +"Miss Blithers, I understand, has the advantage of me in one respect. +I am told that she wants to marry another man and is very much in +love with him." + +"A chap named Scoville," said Robin, unguardedly. + +"You know him, Mr. Schmidt?" + +"No. I've merely heard of him. I take it from your remark that you +don't want to marry anybody--at present." + +"Quite right. Not at present. Now let us talk of something else. _A +bas_ Blithers! Down with the plutocrats! Stamp out the vulgarians! +Is there anything else you can suggest?" she cried gaily. + +"Long live the Princess Maud!" said he, and doffed his hat. The +satirical note in his voice was not lost on her. She started +perceptibly, and caught her breath. Then she sank back into the +corner with a nervous, strained little laugh. + +"You think she will marry him?" + +"I think as you do about it, Miss Guile," said he, and she was +silenced. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +THE MICE IN A TRAP + + +They had a table in a cool, shady corner of the broad porch +overlooking the Place d'Armes and the Seine and its vociferous +ferries. To the right runs the gleaming roadway that leads to the +hills and glades through which pomp and pride once strode with such +fatal arrogance. Blue coated servitors attended them on their +arrival, and watched over them during their stay. It was as if Miss +Guile were the fairy princess who had but to wish and her slightest +desire was gratified. Her guest, a real prince, marvelled not a +little at the complete sway she exercised over this somewhat +autocratic army of menials. They bowed and scraped, and fetched, and +carried, and were not Swiss but slaves in Bagdad during the reign of +its most illustrious Caliph, Al-haroun Raschid the great. The magic +of Araby could have been no more potent than the spell this beautiful +girl cast over the house of Mammon. She laid her finger upon a purse +of gold and wished, and lo! the wonders of the magic carpet were +repeated. + +Robin remembered that Maud Applegate Blithers had spent the greater +part of her life in Paris, and it was therefore not unreasonable to +suppose that she had spent something else as well. At any rate, the +Pavilion Bleu was a place where it _had_ to be spent if one wanted the +attention accorded the few. + +She had removed her veil, but he was not slow to perceive that she +sat with her back to the long stretch of porch. + +"Do you prefer this place to Armenonville or the Paillard at Pre +Catelan, Miss Guile?" he inquired, quite casually, but with a secret +purpose. + +"No, it is stupid here, as a rule, and common. Still every one goes +to the other places in the afternoon and I particularly wanted to be +as naughty as possible, so I came here to-day." + +"It doesn't strike me as especially naughty," he remarked. + +"But it was very, very naughty before you and I were born, Mr. +Schmidt. The atmosphere still remains, if one possesses a +comprehensive imagination." + +"I daresay," said he, "but the imagination doesn't thrive on tea. +Those were the days of burgundy and a lot of other red things." + +"One doesn't need to be in shackles, to expatiate on the terrors of +the Bridge of Sighs," she said. + +"Are you going to take me up to the park?" + +"Yes. Into the Shadows." + +"Oh, that's good! I'm sure my imagination will work beautifully when +it isn't subdued by all these blue devils. I--_Que voulez vous?_" The +question was directed rather sharply to a particularly deferential +"blue devil" who stood at his elbow. + +"Monsieur Schmidt?" + +"Yes. What's this? A letter! 'Pon my soul, how the deuce could any +one--" He got no farther, for Miss Guile's action in pulling down her +veil and the subsequent spasmodic glance over her shoulder betrayed +such an agitated state of mind on her part that his own sensations +were checked at the outset. + +"There must be some one here who knows you, Mr. Schmidt," she said +nervously. "See what it says, please,--at once. I--perhaps we should +be starting home immediately." + +Robin tore open the envelope. A glance showed him that the brief note +was from Gourou. A characteristic G served as a signature. As he +read, a hard line appeared between his eyes and his expression grew +serious. + +"It is really nothing, Miss Guile," he said and prepared to tear the +sheet into many pieces. "A stupid, alleged joke of a fellow who +happens to know me, that's all." + +"Don't tear it up!" she cried sharply. "What does it say? I have a +right to know, Mr. Schmidt, even though it is only a joke. What has +this friend of yours to say about me? What coarse, uncalled-for +comment has he to make about--" + +"Let me think for a moment, Miss Guile," he interrupted, suddenly +realising that it was time for reflection. After a moment he said +soberly: "I think it would be wise if we were to leave instantly. +There is nothing to be alarmed about, I assure you, but--well, we'd +better go." + +"Will you allow me to see that letter?" she asked, extending her +hand. + +"I'd rather not, if you don't mind." + +"But I insist, sir! I'll not go a step from this place until I know +what all this is about." + +"As it happens to concern you even more than it does me, I suppose +you'd better see what it says." He passed the letter over to her and +watched her narrowly as she read. Again the veil served as a +competent mask. + +"Who wrote this letter, Mr. Schmidt?" she demanded. Even through the +veil he could see that her eyes were wide with--was it alarm or +anger? + +"A man named Gourou. He is a detective engaged on a piece of work for +Mr. Totten." + +"Is it a part of his duty to watch your movements?" she asked, +leaning forward. + +"No. He is my friend, however," said Robin steadily." According to +this epistle, it would appear that it is a part of his duty to keep +track of you, not me. May I ask why you should be shadowed by two of +his kind?" + +She did not answer at once. When she spoke, it was with a determined +effort to maintain her composure. + +"I am sorry to have subjected you to all this, Mr. Schmidt. We will +depart at once. I find that the cat is never away, so we can't be +mice. What a fool I've been." There was something suspiciously +suggestive of tears in her soft voice. + +He laid a hand upon the small fingers that clutched the crumpled +sheet of paper. To have saved his life, he could not keep the choked, +husky tremor out of his voice. + +"The day is spoiled for you. That is my only regret. As for me, Miss +Guile, I am not without sin, so I may cast no stones. Pray regard me +as a fellow culprit, and rest assured that I have no bone to pick +with you. I too am watched and yet I am no more of a criminal than +you. Will you allow me to say that I am a friend whose devotion +cannot be shaken by all the tempests in the world?" + +"Thank you," she said, and turned her hand under his to give it a +quick, convulsive clasp. Her spirits seemed to revive under the +responsive grip. "You might have said all the tempests in a tea pot, +for that is really what it amounts to. My father is a very foolish +man. Will you send for the car?" + +He called an attendant and ordered him to find Miss Guile's footman +at once. When he returned to the table, she was reading the note once +more. + +"It is really quite thrilling, isn't it?" she said, and there was +still a quaver of indignation in her voice. "Are you not mystified?" + +"Not in the least," said he promptly, and drew a chair up close +beside hers. "It's as plain as day. Your father has found you out, +that's all. Let's read it again," and they read it together. + +"A word to the wise," it began. "Two men from a private detective +concern have been employed since yesterday in watching the movements +of your companion, for the purpose of safe-guarding her against good- +looking young men, I suspect. I have it from the most reliable of +sources that her father engaged the services of these men almost +simultaneously with the date of our sailing from New York. It may +interest you to know that they followed you to St. Cloud in a high- +power car and no doubt are watching you as you read this message from +your faithful friend, who likewise is not far away." + +"I should have anticipated this, Mr. Schmidt," she said ruefully. "It +is just the sort of thing my father would do." + +"You seem to take it calmly enough." + +"I am quite used to it. I would be worth a great deal to any +enterprising person who made it his business to steal me. There is no +limit to the ransom he could demand." + +"You alarm me," he declared. "No doubt these worthy guardians look +upon me as a kidnapper. I am inclined to shiver." + +"'All's well that ends well,'" quoth she, pulling on her gloves, "I +shall restore you safely to the bosom of the Ritz and that will be +the end of it." + +"I almost wish that some one would kidnap you, Miss Guile. It would +afford me the greatest pleasure in the world to snatch you from their +clutches. Your father would be saved paying the ransom but I should +have to be adequately rewarded. I fancy, however, that he wouldn't +mind paying the reward I should hold out for." + +"I am quite sure he would give you anything you were to ask for, Mr. +Schmidt," said she gaily. "You would be reasonable, of course." + +"I might ask for the most precious of his possessions," said he, +leaning forward to look directly into eyes that wavered and refused +to meet his. + +"Curiosity almost makes me wish that I might be kidnapped. I should +then find out what you consider to be his most precious possession," +she said, and her voice was perilously low. + +"I think I could tell you in advance," said he, his eyes shining. + +"I--I prefer to find out in my own way, Mr. Schmidt," she stammered +hurriedly. Her confusion was immensely gratifying to him. There is no +telling what might have happened to the Prince of Graustark at that +moment if an obsequious attendant had not intervened with the earthly +information that the car was waiting. + +"Good Lord," Robin was saying to himself as he followed her to the +steps, "was I about to go directly against the sage advice of old +Gourou? Was I so near to it as that? In another minute--Gee, but it +was a close shave. She is adorable, she is the most adorable creature +in the world, even though she is the daughter of old man Blithers, +and I--'gad I wonder what will come of it in the end? Keep a tight +grip on yourself, Bobby, or you're a goner, sure as fate." + +They were painfully aware of the fact that their progress down the +long verandah was made under the surveillance of two, perhaps three +pairs of unwavering eyes, and because of it they looked neither to +right nor left but as those who walk tight-ropes over dangerous +places. There was something positively uncanny in the feeling that +their every movement was being watched by secret observers. Once +inside the car, Miss Guile sank back with a long sigh of relief. + +"Did you feel it, too?" she asked, with a nervous little catch in her +voice. + +"I did," said he, passing his hand over his brow. "It was like being +alone in the dark with eyes staring at one from all sides of the +room." + +The car shot across the bridge and was speeding on its way toward +the Bois when Robin ventured a glance behind. Through the little +window in the back of the car he saw a big, swift-moving automobile +not more than a quarter of a mile in their rear. + +"Would you like to verify the report of my friend Gourou?" he asked, +his voice quick with exhilaration. She knelt with one knee upon the +seat and peered back along the road. + +"There they are!" she cried. She threw the veil back over her hat as +she resumed her seat in the corner. Her eyes were fairly dancing with +excitement. The warm red lips were parted and she was breathing +quickly. Suddenly she laid her hand over her heart as if to check its +lively thumping. "Isn't it splendid? We are being pursued--actually +chased by the man-hunters of Paris! Oh, I was never so happy in my +life. Isn't it great?" + +"It is glorious!" he cried exultantly. "Shall I tell the chauffeur to +hit it up a bit? Let's make it a real chase." + +"Yes, do! We'll see if we can foil them, as they say in the books. +Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if we were to--to--what do you call it? +Give them the slip, isn't that it?" + +"I'm game," said he, with enthusiasm. For a second or two they looked +straight into each other's eyes and a message was exchanged that +never could have been put into words. No doubt it was the flush of +eager excitement that darkened their cheeks. In any case, it came +swiftly and went as quickly, leaving them paler than before and +vastly self-conscious. And after that brief, searching look they knew +that they could never be as they were before the exchange. They were +no longer strangers to each other, but shy comrades and filled with a +delicious sense of wonder. + +Robin gave hurried directions through the speaking tube to the +attentive footman, and so explicit were these directions that the +greatest excitement prevailed upon the decorous front seat of the +car--first the footman looked back along the road, then the +chauffeur, after which a thrill of excitement seemed to fairly race +up and down their liveried backs. The car itself took a notion to +quiver with the promise of joy unrestrained. In less than a minute +they were going more than a mile a minute over a short stretch of the +Avenue de Longchamp. At the Porte de Hippodrome they slowed down and +ran into the Bois, taking the first road to the left. In a few +minutes they were scudding past Longchamp at a "fair clip" to quote +R. Schmidt. Instead of diverging into the Allee de Longchamp, the car +took a sharp turn into the Avenue de l'Hippodrome and, at the +intersection, doubled back over the Allee de la Heine Marguerite, +going almost to the Boulogne gate, where again it was sent Parisward +over the Avenue de St. Cloud. + +Miss Guile was in command of the flight. She called out the +instructions to the driver and her knowledge of the intricate routes +through the park stood them well in hand. Purposely she evaded the +Cascades, circling the little pools by narrow, unfrequented roads, +coming out at last to the Porte de la Muette, where they left the +park and took to the Avenue Henri Martin. It was her design to avoid +the customary routes to the heart of the city, and all would have +gone well with them had not fate in the shape of two burly +_sergents de ville_ intervened at a time when success seemed +most certain. It was quite clear to the pursued that the car +containing their followers had been successfully eluded and was no +doubt in the Champs Elysees by this time. For some time there had +been a worried look in the Prince's eyes. Once he undertook to +remonstrate with his fair companion. + +"My dear Miss Guile, we'll land in jail if we keep up this hair- +raising speed. There wouldn't be any fun in that, you know." + +She gave him a scornful look. "Are you afraid, Mr. Schmidt?" + +"Not on my own account," said he, "but yours. I've heard that the new +regulations are extremely rigid." + +"Pooh! I'm not afraid of the police. They--why, what's the matter? +Oh, goodness!" + +The car had come to a somewhat abrupt stop. Two policemen, dismounted +from their bicycles, formed an insurmountable obstruction. They were +almost in the shade of the Trocadero. + +"Do not be alarmed," whispered Robin to the fast paling girl, into +whose eyes the most abject misery had leaped at the sight of the two +officers. "Leave it to me. I can fix them all right. There's nothing +to be worried about--well, _sergent_, what is it?" + +The polite officers came up to the window with their little note- +books. + +"I regret, m'sieur, that we shall be obliged to conduct yourself and +mademoiselle to the office of a magistrate. Under the new regulations +set forth in the order of last May, motorists may be given a hearing +at once. I regret to add that m'sieur has been exceeding the speed +limit. A complaint came in but a few minutes ago from the Porte de la +Muette and we have been ordered to intercept the car. You may follow +us to the office of the magistrate, m'sieur. It will soon be over, +mademoiselle." + +"But we can explain--" she began nervously. + +The _sergent_ held up his hand. "It is not necessary to explain, +mademoiselle. Too many motorists have explained in the past but that +does not restore to life the people they have killed in the pursuit +of pleasure. Paris is enforcing her laws." + +"But, _sergent_, I alone am to blame for any violation of the law," +said Robin suavely. "Surely it is only necessary that I should +accompany you to the magistrate. The young lady is in no way +responsible--" + +"Alas, m'sieur," said the man firmly but as if he were quite broken- +hearted, "it is not for me to disobey the law, even though you may do +so. It is necessary for the lady to appear before the Judge, and it +is our duty to convey her there. The new law explicitly says that all +occupants of said car shall be subject to penalty under the law +without reprieve or pardon!" + +"Where are your witnesses?" demanded Robin. + +The two men produced their watches and their notebooks, tapping them +significantly. + +"M'sieur will not think of denying that he has been running more +rapidly than the law allows," said the second officer. "It will go +harder with him if he should do so." + +"I shall insist upon having an advocate to represent me before--" + +"As you like, m'sieur," said the first officer curtly. "Proceed!" he +uttered as a command to the chauffeur, and forthwith mounted his +wheel. A score of people had gathered round them by this time, and +Miss Guile was crouching back in her corner. Her veil was down. In +single file, so to speak, they started off for the office of the +nearest magistrate appointed under the new law governing automobiles. +A policeman pedaled ahead of the car and another followed. + +"Isn't it dreadful?" whispered Miss Guile. "What do you think they +will do to us? Oh, I am so sorry, Mr. Schmidt, to have dragged you +into this horrid--" + +"I wouldn't have missed it for anything in the world," said he so +earnestly that she sat up a little straighter and caught her breath. +"After all, they will do no more than assess a fine against us. A +hundred francs, perhaps. That is nothing." + +"I am not so sure of that," said she gloomily. "My friends were +saying only yesterday that the new law provides for imprisonment as +well. Paris has constructed special prisons for motorists, and people +are compelled to remain in them for days and weeks at a time. Oh, I +hope--" + +"I'll inquire of the footman," said Robin. "He will know." The +footman, whose face was very long and serious, replied through the +tube that very few violators escaped confinement in the "little +prisons." He also said "Mon dieu" a half dozen times, and there was a +movement of the driver's pallid lips that seemed to indicate a +fervent echo. + +"I shall telephone at once--to my friends," said Miss Guile, a note +of anger in her voice. "They are very powerful in Paris. We shall put +those miserable wretches in their proper places. They--" + +"We must not forget. Miss Guile, that we _were_ breaking the law," +said Robin, who was beginning to enjoy the discomfiture of this +spoiled beauty, this girl whose word was a sort of law unto itself. + +"It is perfect nonsense," she declared. "We did no harm. Goodness! +What is this?" + +Four or five policemen on wheels passed by the car, each with a +forbidding glance through the windows. + +"They are the boys we left behind us," paraphrased Robin soberly. +"The park policemen. They've just caught us up, and, believe me, they +look serious, too. I dare say we are in for it." + +In a very few minutes the procession arrived at a low, formidable +looking building on a narrow side street. The cavalcade of policemen +dismounted and stood at attention while Mademoiselle and Monsieur got +down from the car and followed a polite person in uniform through the +doors. Whereupon the group of _sergents de ville_ trooped in behind, +bringing with them the neatly liveried servants with the golden letter +L on their cuffs. + +"I believe there is a jail back there," whispered the slim culprit, a +quaver in her voice. She pointed down the long, narrow corridor at +the end of which loomed a rather sinister looking door with thick +bolt-heads studding its surface. + +An instant later they were ushered into a fair-sized room on the left +of the hall, where they were commanded to sit down. A lot of chairs +stood about the room, filling it to the farthest corners, while at +the extreme end was the Judge's bench. + +"I insist on being permitted to telephone to friends--to my legal +advisors,--"began Miss Guile, with praiseworthy firmness, only to be +silenced by the attendant, who whispered shrilly that a trial was in +progress, couldn't she see? + +Two dejected young men were standing before the Judge, flanked by +three _sergents de ville_. Robin and Miss Guile stared wide-eyed +at their fellow criminals and tried to catch the low words spoken by +the fat Magistrate. Once more they were ordered to sit down, this +time not quite so politely, and they took seats in the darkest corner +of the room, as far removed from justice as possible under the +circumstances. + +Presently a young man approached them. He was very nice looking and +astonishingly cheerful. The hopes of the twain went up with a bound. +His expression was so benign, so bland that they at once jumped to +the conclusion that he was coming to tell them that they were free to +go, that it had all been a stupid mistake. But they were wrong. He +smilingly introduced himself as an advocate connected with the court +by appointment and that he would be eternally grateful to them if +they would tell him what he could do for them. + +"I'd like to have a word in private with the Magistrate," said the +Prince of Graustark eagerly. + +"Impossible!" said the advocate, lifting his eyebrows and his smart +little mustachios in an expression of extreme amazement. "It is +imposs--" A sharp rapping on the Judge's desk reduced the remainder +of the sentence to a delicate whisper--"ible. M'sieur." + +"Will you conduct me to a telephone booth?" whispered Miss Guile, +tearfully. + +"Pray do not weep, Mademoiselle," implored the advocate, profoundly +moved, but at the same time casting a calculating eye over the +luckless pair. + +"Well, what's to be done?" demanded Robin. "We insist on having our +own legal advisors here." + +"The court will not delay the hearing, M'sieur," explained the young +man. "Besides, the best legal advisor in Paris could do no more than +to advise you to plead guilty. I at least can do that quite as ably +as the best of them. No one ever pretends to defend a case in the +automobile courts, M'sieur. It is a waste of time, and the court does +not approve of wasting time. Perhaps you will feel more content if I +introduce the assistant public prosecutor, who will explain the law. +That is his only duty. He does not prosecute. There is no need. The +_sergents_ testify and that is all there is to the case." + +"May I inquire what service you can be to us if the whole business is +cut and dried like that?" asked Robin. + +"Not so loud, M'sieur. As I said before, I can advise you in respect +to your plea, and I can tell you how to present your statement to the +court. I can caution you in many ways. Sometimes a prisoner, who is +well-rehearsed, succeeds in affecting the honourable Magistrate +nicely, and the punishment is not so severe." + +"So you advise us to plead guilty as delicately as possible?" + +"I shall not advise you, M'sieur, unless it pleases you to retain me +as your counsellor. The fee is small. Ten francs. Inasmuch as the +amount is charged against you in the supplemental costs, it seems +foolish not to take advantage of what you are obliged to pay for in +any event. You will have to pay my fee, so you may as well permit me +to be of service to you." + +"My only concern is over Mademoiselle," said the Prince. "You may +send me to jail if you like, if you'll only--" + +"Mon dieu! I am not the one who enjoys the distinguished honour of +being permitted to send people to jail, but the Judge, M'sieur." + +"It is ridiculous to submit this innocent young lady to the +humiliation of--" + +"It is not only ridiculous but criminal," said the advocate, with a +magnificent bow. "But what is one to do when it is the law? Of late, +the law is peculiarly sexless. And now here is where I come in. It is +I who shall instruct you--both of you, Mademoiselle--how to conduct +yourselves before the Magistrate. Above all things, do not attempt to +contradict a single statement of the police. Admit that all they say +is true, even though they say that you have run over a child or an +old woman with mortal results. It will go much easier with you. +Exercise the gravest politeness and deference toward the honourable +Magistrate and to every officer of the court. You are Americans, no +doubt. The courts are prone to be severe with the Americans because +they sometimes undertake to tell them how easy it is to get the right +kind of justice in your wonderfully progressive United States. Be +humble, contrite, submissive, for that is only justice to the court. +If you have killed some one in your diversions, pray do not try to +tell the magistrate that the idiot ought to have kept his eyes open. +Another thing: do not inform the court that you require a lawyer. +That is evidence of extreme culpability and he will consider you to +be inexcusably guilty. Are you attending? Pray do not feel sorry for +the two young men who are now being led away. See! They are weeping. +It is as I thought. They are going to prison for--But that is their +affair, not ours. I advised them as I am advising you, but they +insisted on making a statement of their case. That was fatal, for it +failed in many respects to corroborate the information supplied by +the police. It-" + +"What was the charge against them?" whispered Miss Guile, quaking. +She had watched the exit of the tearful young men, one of whom was +sobbing bitterly, and a great fear possessed her. + +"Of that, Mademoiselle, I am entirely ignorant, but they were +unmistakably guilty of denying it, whatever it was." + +"Are they going to prison?" she gasped. + +"It is not that which causes them to weep so bitterly, but the +knowledge that their names are to be posted on the bulletin boards in +the Place de l'Opera, the Place de l'Concorde, the--" + +"Good Lord!" gasped Robin. "Is _that_ being done?" + +"It is M'sieur, and the effect is marvellous. Three months ago the +boards were filled with illustrious names; to-day there are but few +to be found upon them. The people have discovered that the courts are +in earnest. The law is obeyed as it never was before. The prisons +were crowded to suffocation at one time; now they are almost empty. +It is a good law. To-day a mother can wheel her baby carriage in the +thickest of the traffic and run no risk of--Ah, but here is the +assistant prosecutor coming. Permit me to further warn you that you +will be placed under oath to tell the absolute truth. The prosecutor +will ask but three questions of you: your age, your name and your +place of residence. All of them you must answer truthfully, +especially as to your names. If it is discovered that you have +falsely given a name not your own, the lowest penalty is sixty days +in prison, imposed afterwards in addition to the sentence you will +receive for violating the traffic laws. I have performed my duty as +required by the commissioner. My fee is a fixed one, so you need not +put your hand into your pocket, M'sieur. Good day. Mademoiselle--good +day, M'sieur." He bowed profoundly and gave way to the impatient +prosecutor, who had considerately held himself aloof while the final +words were being uttered, albeit he glanced at his watch a couple of +times. + +"Come," he said, and he did not whisper; "let us be as expeditious as +possible. Approach the court. It is--" + +"See here," said Robin savagely, "this is too damned high-handed. Are +we to have no chance to defend ourselves? We--" + +"Just as you please, M'sieur," interrupted the prosecutor patiently. +"It is nothing to me. I receive my fee in any event. If you care to +defy the law in addition to what you have already done, it is not for +me to object." + +"Well, I insist on having--" + +A thunderous pounding on the bench interrupted his hot-headed speech. + +"Attend!" came in a sharp, uncompromising voice from the bench. "What +is the delay? This is no time to think. All that should have been +done before. Step forward! _Sergent_, see that the prisoners step +forward." + +Robin slipped his arm through Miss Guile's, expecting her to droop +heavily upon it for support. To his surprise she drew herself up, +dis-engaged herself, and walked straight up to the bench, without +fear or hesitation. It was Robin who needed an example of courage and +fortitude, not she. The chauffeur and footman, shivering in their +elegance, already stood before the bench. + +"Will you be so kind as to raise your veil, Madam?" spake the court. + +She promptly obeyed. He leaned forward with sudden interest. The +prosecutor blinked and abruptly overcame the habitual inclination to +appear bored. Such ravishing beauty had never before found its way +into that little court-room. Adjacent moustaches were fingered +somewhat convulsively by several _sergents de ville._ + +"Ahem!" said the court, managing with some difficulty to regain his +judicial form. "I am compelled by law, Mademoiselle, to warn you +before you are placed under oath that the lowest penalty for giving a +false name in answer to the charge to be brought against you is +imprisonment for not less than sixty days. I repeat this warning to +you, young man. Be sworn, if you please." + +Robin experienced a queer sense of exultation, not at all lessened by +the knowledge that he would be forced to reveal his own identity. +Would she call herself Bedelia Guile or would she--" + +"State your name, Mademoiselle," said the prosecutor. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +THREE MESSAGES + + +Miss Guile lowered her head for an instant. Robin could see that her +lip was quivering. A vast pity for her took possession of him and he +was ashamed of what he now regarded as unexampled meanness of spirit +on his own part. She lifted her shamed, pleading eyes to search his, +as if expecting to find succour in their fearless depths. She found +them gleaming with indignation, suddenly aroused, and was instantly +apprehensive. There was a look in those eyes of his that seemed +prophetic of dire results unless she checked the words that were +rising to his lips. She shook her head quickly and, laying a hand +upon his arm, turned to the waiting magistrate. + +"My name is--Oh, is there no way to avoid the publicity--" she sighed +miserably--"the publicity that--" + +"I regret, Mademoiselle, that there is no alternative--" began the +Judge, to be interrupted by the banging of the court-room door. He +looked up, glaring at the offender with ominous eyes. The polite +attendant from the outer corridor was advancing in great haste. He +was not only in haste but vastly perturbed. + +Despite the profound whack of the magistrate's paper weight on the +hollow top of the desk and the withering scowl that went with it, the +attendant rushed forward, forgetting his manners, his habits and his +power of speech in one complete surrender to nature. He thrust into +the hand of the Judge a slip of paper, at the same time gasping +something that might have been mistaken for an appeal for pardon but +which more than likely was nothing of the sort. + +"What is this?" demanded the Judge ferociously. + +"Mon dieu!" replied the attendant, rolling his eyes heavenward. + +The magistrate was impressed. He took up the slip of paper and read +what was written thereon. Then he was guilty of a start. The next +instant he had the prosecutor up beside him and then the advocate. +Together they read the message from the outside and together they +lifted three pairs of incredulous eyes to stare at the culprits +below. There was a hurried consultation in excited whisperings, +intermittent stares and far from magisterial blinkings. + +Robin bent close to Bedelia's ear and whispered: "We must have killed +some one, the way they are acting." + +Her face was glowing with triumph. "No. Luck is with us, Mr. Schmidt. +You'll see!" + +The magistrate cleared his throat and beamed upon them in a most +friendly fashion. + +Robin grasped the situation in a flash. His own identity had been +revealed to the Judge. It was not likely that the daughter of William +Blithers could create such lively interest in a French court of +justice, so it _must_ be that Gourou or Quinnox had come to the +rescue. The court would not think of fining a prince of the royal +blood, law or no law! + +"M'sieur, Mademoiselle, will you be so good as to resume your seats? +An extraordinary condition has arisen. I shall be obliged to +investigate. The trial must be interrupted for a few minutes. Pardon +the delay. I shall return as quickly as possible. _Sergent!_ See +that Mademoiselle and M'sieur are made comfortable." + +He descended from the bench and hurried into the corridor, followed +closely by the prosecutor and the advocate, both of whom almost trod +on his heels. This may have been due to the fact that they were +slighter men and more sprightly, but more than likely it was because +they were unable to see where they were going for the excellent +reason that they were not looking in that direction at all. + +Policemen and attendants, mystified but impressed, set about to make +the culprits comfortable. They hustled at least a half dozen roomy +chairs out of an adjoining chamber; they procured palm-leaf fans and +even proffered the improbable--ice-water!--after which they betook +themselves to a remote corner and whispered excitedly at each other, +all the while regarding the two prisoners with intense interest. Even +the despairing footman and chauffeur exhibited unmistakable signs of +life. + +"I fancy my friends have heard of our plight, Mr. Schmidt," she said, +quite composedly. "We will be released in a very few minutes." + +He smiled complacently. He could afford to let her believe that her +friends and not his were performing a miracle. + +"Your friends must be very powerful," he said. + +"They are," said she, with considerable directness. + +"Still, we are not out of the scrape yet, Miss Guile," he remarked, +shaking his head. "It may be a flash in the pan." + +"Oh, please don't say that," she cried in quick alarm. "I--I should +die if--if we were to be sent to--" + +"Listen to me," he broke in eagerly, for an inspiration had come to +him. "There's no reason why you should suffer, in any event. +Apparently I am a suspected person. I may just as well be a kidnapper +as not. You must allow me to inform the Judge that I was abducting +you, so that he--" + +"How absurd!" + +"I don't in the least mind. Besides, I too have powerful friends who +will see that I am released in a day or two. You--" + +"You cannot hope to convince the Judge that you were abducting me in +my own automobile--or at least in one belonging to my friends, who +are irreproachable. I am very much obliged to you for thinking of it, +Mr. Schmidt, but it is out of the question. I couldn't allow you to +do it in the first place, and in the second I'm sure the court +wouldn't believe you." + +"It was I who suggested running away from those detectives," he +protested. + +"But I jumped at the chance, didn't I?" she whispered triumphantly. +"I am even guiltier than thou. Can you ever forgive me for--" + +"Hush!" he said, in a very low voice. His hand fell upon hers as it +rested on the arm of the chair. They were in the shadows. She looked +up quickly and their eyes met. After a moment hers fell, and she +gently withdrew her hand from its place of bondage. "We are pals, +Bedelia," he went on softly. "Pals never go back on each other. They +sink or swim together, and they never stop to inquire the reason why. +When it comes to a pinch, one or the other will sacrifice himself +that his pal may be saved. I--" + +"Please do not say anything more," she said, her eyes strangely +serious and her voice vibrant with emotion. "Please!" + +"I have a confession to make to you," he began, leaning still closer. +"You have taken me on faith. You do not know who or what I am. I--" + +She held up her hand, an engaging frown in her eyes. "Stop! This is +no place for confessions. I will not listen to you. Save your +confessions for the magistrate. Tell him the truth, Mr. Schmidt. I am +content to wait." + +He stared for an instant, perplexed. "See here, Miss Guile,-- +Bedelia,--I've just got to tell you something that--" + +"You may tell me at Interlaken," she interrupted, and she was now +quite visibly agitated. + +"At Interlaken? Then you mean to carry out your plan to spend--" + +"Sh! Here they come. Now we shall see." + +The magistrate and his companions re-entered the room at that +instant, more noticeably excited than when they left it. The former, +rubbing his hands together and smiling as he had never smiled before, +approached the pair. It did not occur to him to resent the fact that +they remained seated in his august presence. + +"A lamentable mistake has been made," he said. "I regret that M'sieur +and Mademoiselle have been subjected to so grave an indignity. Permit +me to apologise for the misguided energy of our excellent +_sergents_. They--" + +"But we were exceeding the speed limit," said Robin comfortably, now +that the danger was past. "The officers were acting within their +rights." + +"I know, I know," exclaimed the magistrate. "They are splendid +fellows, all of them, and I beg of you to overlook their unfortunate +--er--zealousness. Permit me to add that you are not guilty--I should +say, that you are honourably discharged by this humble court. But +wait! The _sergents_ shall also apologise. Here! Attend. It devolves +upon you--" + +"Oh, I beg of you--" began Robin, but already the policemen, who had +been listening open-mouthed to the agitated prosecutor, were bowing +and scraping and muttering their apologies for enforcing a cruel and +unjust law. + +"And we are not obliged to give our names, _M'sieur le judge?_" cried +Miss Guile gladly. + +"Mademoiselle," said he, with a profound bow, "it is not necessary to +acquaint me with something I already know. Permit me to again express +the most unbounded regret that--" + +"Oh, thank you," she cried. "We have had a really delightful +experience. You owe us no apology, M'sieur. And now, may we depart?" + +"Instantly! LaChance, conduct M'sieur and Mademoiselle into the +fresh, sweet, open air and discover their car for them without delay. +_Sergents_, remain behind. Let there be nothing to indicate that +there has been detention. Mademoiselle, you have been merely making a +philanthropic visit to our prison. There has been no arrest." + +Robin and Miss Guile emerged from the low, forbidding door and stood +side by side on the pavement looking up and down the street in search +of the car. It was nowhere in sight. The chauffeur gasped with +amazement--and alarm. He had left it standing directly in front of +the door, and now it was gone. + +"It is suggested, M'sieur," said the polite LaChance, "that you walk +to the corner beyond, turn to the left and there you will find the +car in plain view. It was removed by two gentlemen soon after you +condescended to honour us with a visit of inspection, and thereby you +have escaped much unnecessary attention from the curious who always +infest the vicinity of police offices." He saluted them gravely and +returned at once to the corridor. + +Following leisurely in the wake of the hurrying servants, Robin and +Bedelia proceeded down the narrow street to the corner indicated. +They were silent and preoccupied. After all, _who_ was to be thanked +for the timely escape, his god or hers? + +And here it may be said that neither of them was ever to know who +sent that brief effective message to the magistrate, nor were they +ever to know the nature of its contents. + +The men were examining the car when they came up. No one was near. +There was no one to tell how it came to be there nor whither its +unknown driver had gone. It stood close to the curb and the engine +was throbbing, proof in itself that some one had but recently +deserted his post as guardian. + +"The obliging man-hunters," suggested Robin in reply to a low-voiced +question. + +"Or your guardian angel, the great Gourou!" she said, frowning +slightly. "By the way, Mr. Schmidt. do you expect to be under +surveillance during your stay at Interlaken?" + +There was irony in her voice. "Not if I can help it," he said. "And +you, Miss Guile? Is it possible that two of the best detectives in +Paris are to continue treading on your heels all the time you are in +Europe? Must we go about with the uncomfortable feeling that some one +is staring at us from behind, no matter where we are? Are we to be +perpetually attended by the invisible? If so, I am afraid we will +find it very embarrassing." + +They were in the car now and proceeding at a snail's pace toward the +Arc de Triomphe. Her eyes narrowed. He was sure that she clutched her +slim fingers tightly although, for an excellent reason, he was not by +way of knowing. He was rapturously watching those expressive eyes. + +"I shall put a stop to this ridiculous espionage at once, Mr. +Schmidt. These men shall be sent kiting--I mean, about their +business before this day is over. I do not intend to be spied upon an +instant longer." + +"Still they may have been instruments of providence to-day," he +reminded her. "Without them, we might now be languishing in jail and +our spotless names posted in the Place de l'Opera. Bedelia Guile and +Rex Schmidt, malefactors. What would your father say to that?" + +She smiled--a ravishing smile, it was. His heart gave a stupendous +jump. "He would say that it served me right," said she, and then: +"But what difference can it possibly make to you, Mr. Schmidt, if the +detectives continue to watch over me?" + +"None," said he promptly. "I suppose they are used to almost anything +in the way of human nature, so if they don't mind, I'm sure I +sha'n't. I haven't the slightest objection to being watched by +detectives, if we can only keep other people from seeing us." + +"Don't be silly," she cried. "And let me remind you while I think of +it: You are not to call me Bedelia." + +"Bedelia," he said deliberately. + +She sighed. "I am afraid I have been mistaken in you," she said. He +recalled Gourou's advice. Had he failed in the test? "But don't do it +again." + +"Now that I think of it," he said soberly, "you are not to call me +Mr. Schmidt. Please bear that in mind, Bedelia." + +"Thank you. I don't like the name. I'll call you--" + +Just then the footman turned on the seat and excitedly pointed to a +car that had swung into the boulevard from a side street. + +"The man-hunters!" exclaimed Robin. "By jove, we didn't lose them +after all." + +"To the Ritz, Pierre," she cried out sharply. Once more she seemed +perturbed and anxious. + +"What are you going to call me?" he demanded, insistently. + +"I haven't quite decided," she replied, and lapsed into moody +silence. + +Her nervousness increased as they sped down the Champs Elysees and +across the Place de la Concorde. He thought that he understood the +cause and presently sought to relieve her anxiety by suggesting that +she set him down somewhere along the Rue de Rivoli. She flushed +painfully. + +"Thank you, Mr. Schmidt, I--are you sure you will not mind?" + +"May I ask what it is that you are afraid of, Miss Guile?" he +inquired seriously. + +She was lowering her veil. "I am not afraid, Mr. Schmidt," she said. +"I am a very, very guilty person, that's all. I've done something I +ought not to have done, and I'm--I'm ashamed. You don't consider me a +bold, silly--" + +"Good Lord, no!" he cried fervently. + +"Then why do you call me Bedelia?" she asked, shaking her head. + +"If you feel that way about it, I--I humbly implore you to overlook +my freshness," he cried in despair. + +"Will you get out here, Mr. Schmidt?" She pressed a button and the +car swung alongside the curb. + +"When am I to see you again?" he asked, holding out his hand. She +gave it a firm, friendly grip and said: + +"I am going to Switzerland the day after tomorrow. Good-bye." + +In a sort of daze, he walked up the Rue Castiliogne to the Place +Vendome. His heart was light and his eyes were shining with a flame +that could have but one origin. He was no longer in doubt. He was in +love. He had found the Golden Girl almost at the end of his journey, +and what cared he if she did turn out to be the daughter of old man +Blithers? What cared he for _anything_ but Bedelia? There would +be a pretty howdy-do when he announced to his people that their +Princess had been selected for them, whether or no, and there might +be such a thing as banishment for himself. Even at that, he would be +content, for Bedelia was proof against titles. If she loved him, it +would be for himself. She would scorn the crown and mock the throne, +and they would go away together and live happily ever afterward, as +provided by the most exacting form of romance. And Blithers? What a +joke it would be on Blithers if he gave up the throne! + +As he approached the Ritz, a tall young man emerged from the +entrance, stared at him for an instant, and then swung off at a rapid +pace in the direction of the Rue de la Paix. The look he gave Robin +was one of combined amazement and concern, and the tail end of it +betrayed unmistakable annoyance,--or it might have been hatred. He +looked over his shoulder once and found Robin staring after him. This +time there could be no mistake. He was furious, but whether with +Robin or himself there was no means of deciding from the standpoint +of an observer. At any rate, he quickened his pace and soon +disappeared. + +He was the good-looking young fellow who had met her at the steamship +landing, and it was quite obvious that he had been making +investigations on his own account. + +Robin permitted himself a sly grin as he sauntered into the hotel. He +had given _that_ fellow something to worry about, if he had +accomplished nothing else. Then he found himself wondering if, by any +chance, it could be the Scoville fellow. That would be a facer! + +He found Quinnox and Dank awaiting him in the lobby. They were +visibly excited. + +"Did you observe the fellow who just went out?" inquired Robin, +assuming a most casual manner. + +"Yes," said both men in unison. + +"I think we've got some interesting news concerning that very chap," +added the Count, glancing around uneasily. + +"Perhaps I may be able to anticipate it, Count," ventured Robin. +"I've an idea he is young Scoville, the chap who is supposed to be in +love with Miss Blithers--and _vice versa_," he concluded, with a +chuckle. + +"What have you heard?" demanded the Count in astonishment. + +"Let's sit down," said Robin, at once convinced that he had stumbled +upon an unwelcome truth. + +They repaired to the garden and were lucky enough to find a table +somewhat removed from the crowd of tea-drinkers. Robin began fanning +himself with his broad straw-hat. He felt uncomfortably warm. Quinnox +gravely extracted two or three bits of paper from his pocket, and +spread them out in order before his sovereign. + +"Read this one first," said he grimly. + +It was a cablegram from their financial agents in New York City, and +it said: "Mr. B. making a hurried trip to Paris. Just learned +Scoville preceded Miss B. to Europe by fast steamer and has been seen +with her in Paris. B. fears an elopement. Make sure papers are signed +at once as such contingency might cause B. to change mind and +withdraw if possible." + +Robin looked up. "I think this may account for the two man-hunters," +said he. His companions stared. "You will hear all about them from +Gourou. We were followed this afternoon." + +"Followed?" gasped Quinnox. + +"Beautifully," said the Prince, with his brightest smile. +"Detectives, you know. It was ripping." + +"My God!" groaned the Count. + +"I fancy you'll now agree with me that she is Miss Blithers," said +Dank forlornly. + +"Cheer up, Boske," cried Robin, slapping him on the shoulder. "You'll +meet another fate before you're a month older. The world is +absolutely crowded with girls." + +"You can't crowd the world with one girl," said Dank, and it was +quite evident from his expression that he believed the world +contained no more than one. + +"I had the feeling that evil would be the result of this foolish trip +to-day," groaned Quinnox. "I should not have permitted you to--" + +"The result is still in doubt," said Robin enigmatically. "And now, +what comes next?" + +"Read this one. It is from Mr. Blithers. I'll guarantee that you do +not take this one so complacently." + +He was right in his surmise. Robin ran his eye swiftly over the +cablegram and then started up from his chair with a muttered +imprecation. + +"Sh!" cautioned the Count,--and just in time, for the young man was +on the point of enlarging upon his original effort. "Calm yourself, +Bobby, my lad. Try taking six or seven full, deep inhalations, and +you'll find that it helps wonderfully as a preventive. It saves many +a harsh word. I've--" + +"You needn't caution me," murmured the Prince. "If I had the tongue +of a pirate I couldn't begin to do justice to _this_," and he +slapped his hand resoundingly upon the crumpled message from William +W. Blithers. + +The message had been sent by Mr. Blithers that morning, evidently +just before the sailing of the fast French steamer on which he and +his wife were crossing to Havre. It was directed to August Totten and +read as follows: + +"Tell our young friend to qualify statement to press at once. +Announce reconsideration of hasty denial and admit engagement. This +is imperative. I am not in mood for trifling. Have wired Paris papers +that engagement is settled. Have also wired daughter. The sooner we +get together on this the better. Wait for my arrival in Paris." It +was signed "W. B." + +"There's Blitherskite methods for you," said Dank. "Speaking of +pirates, he's the king of them all. Did you ever hear of such +confounded insolence? The damned--" + +"Wait a second, Dank," interrupted the Count. "There is still another +delectable communication for you, Robin. It was directed to R. +Schmidt and I took the liberty of opening it, as authorised. Read +it." + +This was one of the ordinary "_petits bleu_," dropped into the +pneumatic tube letter-box at half-past two that afternoon, shortly +before Robin ventured forth on his interesting expedition in quest of +tea, and its contents were very crisp and to the point: + +"Pay no attention to any word you may have received from my father. +He cables a ridiculous command to me which I shall ignore. If you +have received a similar message I implore you to disregard it +altogether. Let's give each other a fighting chance." + +It was signed "Maud Blithers." + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + +THE PRODIGAL DAUGHTER + + +Mr. Blithers received a marconigram from the _Jupiter_ when the ship +was three days out from New York. It was terse but sufficient. + +"Have just had a glimpse of Prince Charming. He is very good-looking. +Love to mother. Maud." + +He had barely settled into a state of complete satisfaction with +himself over the successful inauguration of a shrewd campaign to get +the better of the recalcitrant Maud and the incomprehensible Robin, +when he was thrown into a panic by the discovery that young Chandler +Scoville had sailed for Europe two days ahead of Maud and her elderly +companion. The gratification of knowing that the two young people had +sailed away on the same vessel was not in the least minimised by +Maud's declaration that she intended to remain in her cabin all the +way across in order to avoid recognition, for he knew her too well to +believe it possible that she could stay out of sight for any length +of time, fair weather or foul. He even made a definite wager with his +wife that the two would become acquainted before they were half-way +across the Atlantic, and he made a bet with himself that nature would +do the rest. And now here came the staggering suspicion that +Scoville's hasty departure was the result of a pre-arranged plan +between him and Maud, and that, after all, the silly girl might spoil +everything by marrying the confounded rascal before he could do +anything to prevent the catastrophe. + +He even tried to engineer a scheme whereby young Scoville might be +arrested on landing and detained on one pretext or another until he +could reach Europe and put an end to the fellow's vain-glorious +conniving. + +But after consulting with his lawyers he abandoned the plan because +they succeeded in proving to him that Maud certainly would marry the +fellow if she had the least ground for believing that he was being +oppressed on her account. The cables were kept very busy, however, +for the next twenty-four hours, and it is certain that Scoville was a +marked man from the moment he landed. + +Newspaper reporters camped on the trail of Mr. Blithers. He very +obligingly admitted that there was something in the report that his +daughter was to marry the Prince of Graustark, although he couldn't +say anything definite at the time. It wouldn't be fair to the parties +concerned, he explained. He gave away a great many boxes of cigars, +and not a few of the more sagacious reporters succeeded in getting at +least three boxes by interviewing him on as many separate occasions +without being detected in the act of repeating. Then came the +disgusting denials in Paris by his daughter and the ungrateful +Prince. This was too much. He couldn't understand such unfilial +behaviour on the part of one, and he certainly couldn't forgive the +ingratitude of the other. + +Instead of waiting until Saturday to sail, he changed ships and left +New York on Friday, thereby gaining nothing by the move except relief +from the newspapers, for it appears that he gave up a five day boat +for one that could not do it under six. Still he was in active +pursuit, which was a great deal better than sitting in New York +twiddling his thumbs or looking at his watch and berating the +pernicious hours that stood between him and Saturday noon. + +"There will be something doing in Europe the day I land there, Lou," +he said to his wife as they stood on deck and watched the Statue of +Liberty glide swiftly back toward Manhattan Island. "I've got all the +strings working smoothly. We've got Groostock where it can't peep any +louder than a freshly hatched chicken, and we'll soon bring Maud to +her senses. I tell you, Lou, there is nothing that makes a girl +forget her lofty ideals so quickly as the chance to go shopping for +princess gowns. She's seen the prince and I'll bet she won't be so +stubborn as she was before. And if he has had a good, square look at +her,--if he's had a chance to gaze into those eyes of hers,--why, I +--well, I leave it to you. He can't help getting off his high horse, +can he?" + +Mrs. Blithers favoured him with a smile. It was acknowledged that +Maud was the living image of what her mother had been at the age of +twenty. + +"I hope the child hasn't made any silly promise to Channie Scoville," +she sighed. + +"I've been thinking of that, Lou," said he, wiping his brow, "and +I've come to one conclusion: Scoville can be bought off. He's as poor +as Job and half a million will look like the Bank of England to him. +I'll--" + +"You are not to attempt anything of the kind, Will," she cried +emphatically. "He would laugh in your face, poor as he is. He comes +from one of the best families in New York and--" + +"And I don't know where the best families need money any more than +they do in New York," he interrupted irritably. "'Gad, if the worst +families need it as badly as they do, what must be the needs of the +best? You leave it to me. It may be possible to insult him with a +half million, so if he feels that way about it I'll apologise to him +again with another half million. You'll see that he won't be capable +of resenting two insults in succession. He'll--" + +"He isn't a fool," said she significantly. + +"He'd be a fool if he refused to take--" + +"Are you losing your senses, Will?" she cried impatiently. "Why +should he accept a million to give up Maud, when he can be sure of +fifty times that much if he marries her?" + +"But I'll cut Maud off with a dollar if she marries him, so help me +Moses!" exclaimed Mr. Blithers, but he went a little pale just the +same. "That will fix him!" + +"You are talking nonsense," said she sharply. He put his fingers to +his ears somewhat earlier than usual, and she turned away with a +tantalising laugh. "I'm going inside," and inside she went. When he +followed a few minutes later he was uncommonly meek. + +"At any rate," he said, seating himself on the edge of a chair in her +parlour, "I guess those cablegrams this morning will make 'em think +twice before they go on denying things in the newspapers." + +"Maud will pay no attention to your cablegram, and, if I am any judge +of human nature, the Prince will laugh himself sick over the one you +sent to Count Quinnox. I told you not to send them. You are not +dealing with Wall Street. You are dealing with a girl and a boy who +appear to have minds of their own." + +He ventured a superior sniff. "I guess you don't know as much about +Wall Street as you think you do." + +"I only know that it puts its tail between its legs and howls every +time some one points a finger at it," she observed scornfully. + +"Now let's be sensible, Lou," he said, sitting back a little further +in the chair, relieved to find that she was at least willing to +tolerate his presence,--a matter on which he was in some doubt when +he entered the room. There were times when he was not quite certain +whether he or she was the brains of the family. "We'll probably have +a wireless from Maud before long. Then we'll have something tangible +to discuss. By the way, did I tell you that I've ordered some Dutch +architects from Berlin to go--" + +"The Dutch are from Holland," she said wearily. + +"--to go over to Growstock and give me a complete estimate on +repairing and remodelling the royal castle? I dare say we'll have to +do a good deal to the place. It's several hundred years old and must +require a lot of conveniences. Such as bath-rooms, electric lights, +steam heating appar--" + +"Better make haste slowly, Will," she said, and he ought to have been +warned by the light in her eye. "You are taking a great deal for +granted, aren't you?" + +"It's got to be fixed up some time, so we might just as well do it in +the beginning," said he, failing utterly to grasp her meaning. +"Probably needs refurnishing from top to bottom, too, and a new roof. +I never saw a ruin yet that didn't leak. Remember those castles on +the Rhine? Will you ever forget how wet we got the day we went +through the one at--" + +"They were abandoned, tumble-down castles," she reminded him. + +"There isn't a castle in Europe that's any good in a rain-storm," he +proclaimed. "A mortgage can't keep out the rain and that's what every +one of 'em is covered with. Why old man Quiddox himself told me that +their castle had been shot to pieces in one of the revolutions and--" + +"It is time you informed yourself about the country you are trying to +annex to the Blithers estate," she said sarcastically. "I can assist +you to some extent if you will be good enough to listen. In the first +place, the royal castle at Edelweiss is one of the most substantial +in the world. It has not been allowed to fall into decay. In fact, it +is inhabitated from top to bottom by members of the royal household +and the court, and I fancy they are not the sort of people who take +kindly to a wetting. It is not a ruin, Will, such as you have been +permitted to visit, but a magnificent building with all of the modern +improvements. The only wettings that the inmates sustain are of a +daily character and due entirely to voluntary association with +porcelain bath-tubs and nickle-plated showers, and they never get +anything wet but their skins. As for the furnishings, I can assure +you that the entire Blithers fortune could not replace them if they +were to be destroyed by fire or pillage. They are priceless and they +are unique. I have read that the hangings in the bed-chamber of the +late Princess Yetive are the most wonderful in the whole world. The +throne chair in the great audience chamber is of solid gold and +weighs nearly three thousand pounds. It is studded with diamonds, +rubies--" + +"Great Scott, Lou, where did you learn all this?" he gasped, his eyes +bulging. + +"--emeralds and other precious stones. There is one huge carpet in +the royal drawing-room that the Czar of Russia is said to have +offered one hundred thousand pounds for and the offer was scorned. +The park surrounding the castle is said to be beautiful beyond the +power of description. The--" + +"I asked you where you got all this information. Can't you answer +me?" + +"I obtained all this and a great deal more from a lady who spent a +year or two inside the castle walls. I refer to Mrs. Truxton King, +who might have told you as much if you had possessed the intelligence +to inquire." + +"Gee whiz!" exclaimed Mr. Blithers, going back to his buoyant boyhood +days for an adequate expression. "What a wonder you are, Lou. But +that's the woman of it, always getting at the inside of a thing while +a man is standing around looking at the outside. Say, but won't it +make a wonderful home for you and me to spend a peaceful old age in +when we get ready to lay aside the--" + +He stopped short, for she had arisen and was standing over him with a +quivering forefinger levelled at his nose,--and not more than six +inches away from it,--her handsome eyes flashing with fury. + +"You may walk in where angels fear to tread, but you will walk alone, +Will Blithers. I shall not be with you, and you may as well +understand it now. I've told you a hundred times that money isn't +everything, and it is as cheap as dirt when you put it alongside of +tradition, honour, pride and loyalty. Those Graustarkians would take +you by the nape of the neck and march you out of their castle so +quick that your head would swim. You may be able to buy their prince +for Maudie to exhibit around the country, but you can't buy the +intelligence of the people. They won't have you at any price and they +won't have me, so there is the situation in a nutshell. They will +hate Maudie, of course, but they will endure her for obvious reasons. +They may even come to love and respect her in the end, for she is +worthy. But as for you and me, William,--with all our money,--we +will find every hand against us--even the hand of our daughter, I +prophesy. I am not saying that I would regret seeing Maud the +Princess of Graustark--far from it. But I do say that you and I will +be expected to know our places. If you attempt to spend your +declining years in the castle at Edelweiss you will find them reduced +to days, and short ones at that. The people of Graustark will see to +it that you die before your time." + +"Bosh!" said Mr. Blithers. "Mind if I smoke?" He took out a cigar and +began searching for matches. + +"No," she said, "I don't mind. It is a sign that you need something +to steady your nerves. I know you, Will Blithers. You don't want to +smoke. You want to gain a few minutes of time, that's all." + +He lit a cigar. "Right you are," was his unexpected admission. "I +wonder if you really have the right idea about this business. What +objection could any one have to a poor, tired old man sitting in +front of his daughter's fireside and--and playing with her kiddies? +It seems to me that--" + +"You will never be a tired old man, that's the trouble," she said, +instantly touched. + +"Oh, yes, I will," said he slowly. "I'm rather looking forward to it, +too." + +"It will be much nicer to have the kiddies come to your own fireside, +Will. I used to enjoy nothing better than going to spend a few days +with my grandfather." + +"But what's the use of going to all this trouble and expense if we +are not to enjoy some of the fruits?" he protested, making a +determined stand. "If these people can't be grateful to the man who +helps 'em out in their time of trouble,--and who goes out of his way +to present 'em with a bright, capable posterity,--I'd like to know +what in thunder gratitude really means." + +"Oh, there isn't such a thing as gratitude," she said. "Obligation, +yes,--and ingratitude most certainly, but gratitude,--no. You are in +a position to know that gratitude doesn't exist. Are you forgetting +the private advices we already have had from Graustark? Does it +indicate that the people are grateful? There are moments when I fear +that we are actually placing Maud's life in peril, and I have had +some wretched dreams. They do not want her. They speak of exile for +the Prince if he marries her. And now I repeat what I have said +before:--the people of Graustark must have an opportunity to see and +become acquainted with Maud before the marriage is definitely +arranged. I will not have my daughter cast into a den of lions. +Will,--for that is what it may amount to. The people will adore her, +they will welcome her with open arms if they are given the chance. +But they will have none of her if she is forced upon them in the way +you propose." + +"I'll--I'll think it over," said Mr. Blithers, and then discovered +that his cigar had gone out. "I think I'll go on deck and smoke, Lou. +Makes it stuffy in here. We'll lunch in the restaurant at half-past +one, eh?" + +"Think hard, Will," she recommended, with a smile. + +"I'll do that," he said, "but there's nothing on earth that can alter +my determination to make Maud the Princess of Groostork. +_That's_ settled." + +"Graustark, Will." + +"Well, whatever it is," said he, and departed. + +He did think hard, but not so much about a regal home for aged people +as about Channie Scoville who had now become a positive menace to all +of his well-ordered and costly plans. The principal subject for +thought just now was not Graustark but this conniving young gentleman +who stood ready to make a terrible mess of posterity. Mr. Blithers +was sufficiently fair-minded to concede that the fellow was good- +looking, well-bred and clever, just the sort of chap that any girl +might fall in love with like a shot. As a matter of fact, he once had +admired Scoville, but that was before he came to look upon him as a +menace. He would make a capital husband for any girl in the world, +except Maud. He could say that much for him, without reserve. + +He thought hard until half-past one and then went to the wireless +office, where he wrote out a message in cipher and directed the +operator to waste no time in relaying it to his offices in Paris. His +wife was right. It would be the height of folly to offer Scoville +money and it would be even worse to inspire the temporary +imprisonment of the young man. + +But there was a splendid alternative. He could manage to have his own +daughter abducted,--chaperon included,--and held for ransom! + +The more he thought of it the better it seemed to him, and so he sent +a cipher message that was destined to throw his Paris managers into a +state of agitation that cannot possibly be measured by words. In +brief, he instructed them to engage a few peaceable, trustworthy and +positively respectable gentlemen,--he was particularly exacting on +the score of gentility,--with orders to abduct the young lady and +hold her in restraint until he arrived and arranged for her +liberation! They were to do the deed without making any fuss about +it, but at the same time they were to do it effectually. + +He had the foresight to suggest that the job should be undertaken by +the very detective agency he had employed to shadow young Scoville +and also to keep an eye on Maud. Naturally, she was never to know the +truth about the matter. She was to believe that her father came up +with a huge sum in the shape of ransom, no questions asked. He also +remembered in time and added the imperative command that she was to +be confined in clean, comfortable quarters and given the best of +nourishment. But, above all else, it was to be managed in a decidedly +realistic way, for Maud was a keen-witted creature who would see +through the smallest crack in the conspiracy if there was a single +false movement on the part of the plotters. It is also worthy of +mention that Mrs. Blithers was never--_decidedly never_--to know the +truth about the matter. + +He went in to luncheon in a very amiable, even docile frame of mind. + +"I've thought the matter over, Lou," he said, "and I guess you are +right, after all. We will make all the repairs necessary, but we +won't consider living in it ourselves. We'll return good for evil and +live in a hotel when we go to visit the royal family. As for--" + +"I meant that you were to think hard before attempting to force Maud +upon Prince Robin's subjects without preparing them for the--" + +"I thought of that, too," he interrupted cheerfully. "I'm not going +to cast my only child into the den of lions, so that's the end of it. +Have you given the order, my dear?" + +"No," she said; "for I knew you would change it when you came in." + +Late that evening he had a reply from his Paris managers. They +inquired if he was responsible for the message they had received. It +was a ticklish job and they wanted to be sure that the message was +genuine. He wired back that he was the sender and to go ahead. The +next morning they notified him that his instructions would be carried +out as expeditiously as possible. + +He displayed such a beaming countenance all that day that his wife +finally demanded an explanation. It wasn't like him to beam when he +was worried about anything, and she wanted to know what had come over +him. + +"It's the sea-air, Lou," he exclaimed glibly. "It always makes me +feel like a fighting-cock. I--" + +"Rubbish! You detest the sea-air. It makes you feel like fighting, I +grant, but not like a fighting-cock." + +"There you go, trying to tell me how I feel. I've never known any one +like you, Lou. I can't say a word that--" + +"Have you had any news from Maud?" she broke in suspiciously. + +"Not a word," said he. + +"What have you done to Channie Scoville?" she questioned, fixing him +with an accusing eye. + +"Not a thing," said he. + +"Then, what is it?" + +"You won't believe me if I tell you," said he warily. + +"Yes, I will." + +"No, you won't." + +"Tell me this instant why you've been grinning like a Cheshire cat +all day." + +"It's the sea-air," said he, and then: "I said you wouldn't believe +me, didn't I?" + +"Do you think I'm a fool, Will Blithers?" she flashed, and did not +wait for an answer. He chuckled to himself as she swept imperiously +out of sight around a corner of the deck-building. + +He was up bright and early the next morning, tingling with +anticipation. There ought to be word from Paris before noon, and it +might come earlier. He kept pretty close to the wireless operator's +office, and was particularly attentive to the spitting crackle of the +instrument. + +About eleven o'clock an incomprehensibly long message began to rattle +out of the air. He contained himself in patience for the matter of +half an hour or longer, and then, as the clatter continued without +cessation, he got up and made his way to the door of the operator's +office. + +"What is it? The history of England?" he demanded sarcastically. + +"Message for you, Mr. Blithers. It's a long one and I'm having a hard +time picking it up. Everybody seems to be talking at once. Do you +want the baseball scores, Mr. Blithers?" + +"Not unless they come in cipher," said Mr. Blithers acidly. + +"Some of 'em do. Six to nothing in favor of the Giants, two to +nothing--Here we are at last. I've picked up the _Mauretania_ again. +She's relaying." + +Mr. Blithers sat down on the steps and looked at his watch. It would +be five o'clock in Paris. He wondered if they were giving Maud her +afternoon tea, and then choked up with a sudden pity for the +terrified captive. It was all he could do to keep from jumping up and +ordering the operator to drop everything and take a message +countermanding his inhuman instructions to those asses in Paris. +Tears gushed from his eyes. He brushed them away angrily and tried to +convince himself that it served Maud right for being so obstinate. +Still the tears came. The corners of his mouth drooped and his chin +began to quiver. It was too much! The poor child was-- + +But just then the operator sat back with a sigh of relief, mopped his +brow, and said: + +"Good thing you're a rich man, Mr. Blithers. It came collect and--" + +"Never mind," blurted Mr. Blithers. "Hand it over." + +There were four sheets of writing at some outlandish price per word, +but what cared he? He wanted to get back to his stateroom and his +cipher code as quickly--but his eyes almost started from his head as +he took in the name at the bottom of the message. It was "Maud." + +He did not require the cipher book. A fourth reader child could have +read the message without a halt. Maud had taken his request +literally. He had asked her to send him a nice long message, but he +did not expect her to make a four-page letter of it. She was paying +him out with a vengeance! + +He took the precaution to read it before handing it over to his wife, +to whom it was addressed in conjunction with himself: + +"Dear father and mother," it began--(and he looked at the date line +again to make sure it was from Paris)--"in reply to your esteemed +favour of the nineteenth, or possibly the twentieth, I beg to inform +you that I arrived safely in Paris as per schedule. Regarding the +voyage, it was delightful. We had one or two rough days. The rest of +the time it was perfectly heavenly. I met two or three interesting +and amusing people on board and they made the time pass most +agreeably. I think I wired you that I had a glimpse of a certain +person. On my arrival in Paris I was met at the station by friends +and taken at once to the small, exclusive hotel where they are +stopping for the summer. It is so small and exclusive that I'm sure +you have never heard of it. I may as well tell you that I have seen +Channie,--you know who I mean,--Chandler Scoville, and he has been +very nice to me. Concerning your suggestion that I reconsider the +statement issued to the press, I beg to state that I don't see any +sense in taking the world into my confidence any farther than it has +been taken already, if that is grammatically correct. I have also +sent word to a certain person that he is not to pay any attention to +the report that we are likely to change our minds in order to help +out the greedy newspapers who don't appear to know when they have had +enough. I hope that the voyage will benefit both of you as much as it +did me. If I felt any better than I do now I'd call for the police as +a precaution. Let me suggest that you try the chicken a la Bombardier +in the Ritz restaurant. I found it delicious. I daresay they serve it +as nicely on your ship as they do on the _Jupiter_. as the management +is the same. Of course one never can tell about chefs. My plans are a +trifle indefinite. I may leave here at any moment. It is very hot and +muggy and nearly every one is skipping off to the mountains or +seashore. If I should happen to be away from Paris when you arrive +don't worry about me. I shall be all right and in safe hands. I will +let you know where I am just as soon as I get settled somewhere. I +must go where it is quiet and peaceful. I am so distressed over what +has occurred that I don't feel as though I could ever be seen in +public again without a thick veil and a pair of goggles. I have plenty +of money for immediate use, but you might deposit something to my +credit at the Credit Lyonnais as I haven't the least idea how long I +shall stay over here. Miranda is well and is taking good care of me. +She seldom lets me out of her sight if that is any comfort to you. I +hope you will forgive the brevity of this communication and believe me +when I say that it is not lack of love for you both that curtails its +length but the abominably hot weather. With endless love from your +devoted daughter--Maud." + +The tears had dried in Mr. Blithers' eyes but he wiped them time and +again as he read this amazing letter,--this staggering exhibition of +prodigality. He swore a little at first, but toward the end even that +prerogative failed him. He set out in quest of his wife. Not that he +expected her to say any more than he had said, but that he wanted her +to see at a glance what kind of a child she had brought into the +world and to forever hold her peace in future when he undertook to +speak his mind. + +He could not understand why his wife laughed softly to herself as she +read, and he looked on in simple amazement when she deliberately +undertook to count the words. She counted them in a whisper and he +couldn't stand it. He went down where the children were shrieking +over a game of quoits and felt singularly peaceful and undisturbed. + +It was nearly bed-time before word came from his managers in Paris. +Bed-time had no meaning for him after he had worked out the message +by the code. It is true that he observed a life-long custom and went +to bed, but he did not do it for the purpose of going to sleep. + +"Your daughter has disappeared from Paris. All efforts to locate her +have failed. Friends say she left ostensibly for the Pyrenees but +inquiries at stations and along line fail to reveal trace of her. +Scoville still here and apparently in the dark. He is being watched. +Her companion and maid left with her last night. Prince of Graustark +and party left for Edelweiss to-day." + +So read the message from Paris. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + +A WORD OF ENCOURAGEMENT + + +One usually has breakfast on the porch of the Hotel Schweizerhof at +Interlaken. It is not the most fashionable hostelry in the quaint +little town at the head of the Lake of Thun, but it is of an +excellent character, and the rolls and honey to be had with one's +breakfast can not be surpassed in the Bernese Oberland. Straight +ahead lies one of the most magnificent prospects in all the world: an +unobstructed view of the snow-thatched Jungfrau, miles away, gleaming +white and jagged against an azure sky, suggesting warmth instead of +chill, grandeur instead of terror. Looking up the valley one might be +led to say that an hour's ramble would take him to the crest of that +shining peak, and yet some men have made a life's journey of it. +Others have turned back in time. + +One has a whiff of fragrant woodlands and serene hay-cocks, a breath +of cool air from the Jungfrau's snows, a sniff of delectable bacon +and toast--and a zest for breakfast. And one sets about it with +interest, with the breakfast of the next day as a thing to look +forward to. + +R. Schmidt sat facing the dejected Boske Dank. His eyes were dancing +with the joy of living, and nothing better can be said of a man's +character than that he is gay and happy at breakfast-time. He who +wakes up, refreshed and buoyant, and eager for the day's adventure, +is indeed a child of nature. He will never grow old and crabbed; he +will grip the hand of death when the time comes with the unconquered +zeal that makes the grim reaper despise himself for the advantage he +takes of youth. + +"Well, here we are and in spite of that, where are we?" said Dank, +who saw nothing beautiful in the smile of any early morn. "I mean to +say, what have we to show for our pains? We sneak into this +Godforsaken hamlet, surrounded on all sides by abominations in the +shape of tourists, and at the end of twenty-four hours we discover +that the fair Miss Guile has played us a shabby trick. I daresay she +is laughing herself sick over the whole business." + +"Which is more than you can say for yourself, Boske," said Robin +blithely. "Brace up! All is not lost. We'll wait here a day or two +longer and then--well, I don't know what we'll do then." + +"She never intended to come here at all," said Dank, filled with +resentment. "It was a trick to get rid of us. She--" + +"Be honest, old chap and say that it was a trick to get rid of +_me_. Us is entirely too plural. But I haven't lost heart. She'll turn +up yet." + +"Count Quinnox is in despair over this extraordinary whim of yours, +highness. He is really ill in bed this morning. I--" + +"I'll run up and see him after breakfast," cried the Prince, +genuinely concerned. "I'm sorry he is taking it so seriously." + +"He feels that we should be at home instead of dawdling about the--" + +"That reminds me. Dank," broke in the Prince, fresh happiness in his +smile; "I've decided that home is the place for you and the Count-- +and Gourou too. I'm perfectly able to take care of myself,--with some +assistance from Hobbs,--and I don't see any necessity for you three +to remain with me any longer. I'll tell the Count that you all may +start for Vienna tonight. You connect with the Orient express at--" + +"Are you mad, highness?" cried Dank, startled out of his dejection. +"What you speak of is impossible--utterly impossible. We cannot +leave you. We were delegated to escort you--" + +"I understand all of that perfectly, Dank," interrupted Robin, +suddenly embarrassed, "but don't you see how infernally awkward it +will be for me if Miss Guile does appear, according to plan? She will +find me body-guarded, so to speak, by three surly, scowling +individuals whose presence I cannot explain to save my soul, unless I +tell the truth, and I'm not yet ready to do that. Can't you see what +I mean? How am I to explain the three of you? A hawk-eyed triumvirate +that camps on my trail from morn till night and refuses to budge! +She'll suspect something, old fellow, and--well, I certainly will +feel more comfortable if I'm not watched for the next few days." + +"That's the point, highness. You've just got to be watched for the +next few days. We would never dare to show our faces in Graustark +again if we allowed anything to happen to you while you are under our +care. You are a sacred charge. We must return you to Graustark as-- +er--inviolate as when you departed. We--we couldn't think of +subjecting you to the peril of a--that is to say, it might prove +fatal. Graustark, in that event, would be justified in hanging two of +her foremost citizens and yours truly from gibbets designed +especially for the blackest of traitors." + +"I see, Dank. If I find happiness, you are almost sure to find +disgrace and death, eh? It doesn't seem a fair division, does it? I +suppose you all feel that the worst thing that can possibly happen is +for me to find happiness." + +"If I were the Prince of Graustark I should first think of the +happiness of my subjects. I would not offend." + +"Well put, Boske, but fortunately you are not the Prince. I sometimes +wish that you were. It would relieve me of a tremendous +responsibility. I am not mean enough, however, to wish a crown upon +you, old fellow. You are lucky to be who and what you are. No one +cares what you do, so long as you are honourable about it. With me it +is different. I have to be watched day and night in order to be kept +from doing what all the rest of the world looks upon as honourable." + +"I implore you, highness, to give up this mad enterprise and return +to your people as--" + +"There is only one person in the world who can stop me now, Dank." + +"And she isn't likely to do so, worse luck," was the other's +complaint. + +"When she tells me to go about my business, I'll go, but not until +then. Don't you like honey, Dank?" + +"No," said Dank savagely. "I hate it." He leaned back in his chair +and glowered upon the innocent, placid Jungfrau. The Prince ate in +silence. "May I be permitted a question, highness?" + +"All you like, Boske. You are my best friend. Go ahead." + +"Did you see Miss Guile after that visit to St. Cloud--and to the +police station?" + +"No. Evidently she was frightened out of her boots by the Hawkshaws. +I don't blame her, do you?" + +"And you've had no word from her?" + +"None. Now you are going to ask what reason I have for believing that +she will come to Interlaken. Well, I can't answer that question. I +think she'll come, that's all." + +"Do you think she is in love with you?" + +"Ah, my dear fellow, you are asking me to answer my own prayer," said +Robin, without a sign of resentment in his manner. "I'm praying that +she isn't altogether indifferent. By the way, it is my turn to ask +questions. Are you still in love with her?" + +"I am proud to say that you are more in my prayers that she," said +Dank, with a profound sigh. "Nothing could please me more than to be +the one to save my prince from disaster, even if it meant the +sacrifice of self. My only prayer is that you may be spared, sir, and +I taken in your place." + +"That was a neat answer, 'pon my soul," cried the Prince admiringly. +"You--Hello, who is this approaching? It is no other than the great +Gourou himself, the king of sleuths, as they say in the books I used +to read. Good morning, Baron." + +The sharp-visaged little Minister of Police came up to the table and +fixed an accusing eye upon his sovereign,--the literal truth, for he +had the other eye closed in a protracted wink. + +"I regret to inform your majesty that the enemy is upon us," he said. +"I fear that our retreat is cut off. Nothing remains save--" + +"She has arrived?" cried the Prince eagerly. + +"She has," said the Baron. "Bag and baggage, and armed to the eyes. +Each eye is a gatling-gun, each lip a lunette behind which lies an +unconquerable legion of smiles and rows of ivory bayonets, each ear a +hardy spy, and every nut-brown strand a covetous dastard on the +warpath not for a scalp but for a crown. Napoleon was never so well +prepared for battle as she, nor Troy so firmly fortified. Yes, +highness, the foe is at our gates. We must to arms!" + +"Where is she?" demanded Robin, unimpressed by this glowing +panegyric. + +"At this instant, sir, I fancy she is rallying her forces in the very +face of a helpless mirror. In other words, she is preparing for the +fray. She is dressing." + +"The devil! How dare you pry into the secret--" + +"Abhorrent thought! I deduce, nothing more. Her maid loses herself in +the halls while attempting to respond to the call for re-inforcements. +She accosts a gentleman of whom she inquires the way. The gentleman +informs her she is on the third, not the second _etage_, and she +scurries away simpering, but not before confiding to me--the aforesaid +gentleman--that her mistress will give her fits for being late with her +hair, whatever that may signify. So, you see, I do not stoop to keyholes +but put my wits to work instead." + +"When did she arrive?" + +"She came last night via Milan." + +"From Milan?" cried Robin, astonished. + +"A roundabout way, I'll admit," said the Baron, drily, "and tortuous +in these hot days, but admirably suited to a purpose. I should say +that she was bent on throwing some one off the track." + +"And yet she came!" cried the Prince, in exultation. "She wanted to +come, after all, now didn't she, Dank?" He gave the lieutenant a look +of triumph. + +"She is more dangerous than I thought," said the guardsman +mournfully. + +"Sit down, Baron," commanded the Prince. "I want to lay down the law +to all of you. You three will have to move on to Graustark and leave +me to look out for myself. I will not have Miss Guile--" + +"No!" exclaimed the Baron, with unusual vehemence. "I expected you to +propose something of the kind, and I am obliged to confess to you +that we have discussed the contingency in advance. We will not leave +you. That is final. You may depose us, exile us, curse us or anything +you like, but still we shall remain true to the duty we owe to our +country. We stay here, Prince Robin, just so long as you are content +to remain." + +Robin's face was very red. "You shame me, Baron," he said simply. "I +am sorry that I spoke as I did. You are my friends, my loyal friends, +and I would have humbled you in the eyes of my people. I beg your +pardon, and yours, Boske. After all, I am only a prince and a prince +is dependent on the loyalty of such as you. I take back all that I +said." + +The Baron laid a kindly hand on the young man's shoulder. "I was +rough, highness, in my speech just now, but you will understand that +I was moved to--" + +"I know, Baron. It was the only way to fetch me up sharp. No apology +is required. God bless you." + +"Now I have a suggestion of my own to offer," said the Baron, taking +a seat at the end of the table. "I confess that Miss Guile may not be +favourably impressed by the constant attendance of three able-bodied +nurses, and, as she happens to be no fool, it is reasonably certain +that she will grasp the significance of our assiduity. Now I propose +that the Count, Dank and myself efface ourselves as completely as +possible during the rest of our enforced stay in Interlaken. I +propose that we take quarters in another hotel and leave you and +Hobbs to the tender mercies of the enemy. It seems to me that--" + +"Good!" cried Robin. "That's the ticket! I quite agree to that, +Baron." + +Dank was prepared to object but a dark look from Gourou silenced him. +"I've talked it over with the Count and he acquiesces," went on the +Baron. "We recognise the futility of trying to induce you to leave at +once for Graustark, and we are now content to trust Providence to +watch over and protect you against a foe whose motives may in time +become transparent, even to the blind." + +The irony in the remark was not lost on Robin. He flushed angrily but +held his tongue. + +Ten o'clock found the three gentlemen,--so classified by Hobbs,--out +of the Schweizerhof and arranging for accommodations at the Regina +Hotel Jungfraublick, perched on an eminence overlooking the valley +and some distance removed from the temporary abode of the Prince. +Their departure from the hotel in the Hoheweg was accomplished +without detection by Miss Guile or her friends, and, to all intents +and purposes, Robin was alone and unattended when he sat down on the +porch near the telescope to await the first appearance of the +enchanting foe. He was somewhat puzzled by the strange submissiveness +of his companions. Deep down in his mind lurked the disquieting +suspicion that they were conniving to get the better of the lovely +temptress by some sly and secret bit of strategy. What was back of +the wily Baron's motive? Why were they now content to let him take +the bit in his teeth and run wherever he would? What had become of +their anxiety, their eagerness to drag him off to Graustark by the +first train? There was food for reflection in the tranquil +capitulation of the defenders. Were they acting under fresh +instructions from Edelweiss? Had the Prime Minister directed them to +put no further obstacle in front of the great Blithers invasion? Or-- +and he scowled darkly at the thought--was there a plan afoot to +overcome the dangerous Miss Guile by means more sinister than subtle? + +Enlightenment came unexpectedly and with a shock to his composure. He +had observed the three spirited saddlehorses near the entrance of the +hotel, in charge of two stable-boys, but had regarded them only as +splendid specimens of equine aristocracy. It had not entered his mind +to look upon them as agents of despair. + +Two people emerged from the door and, passing by without so much as a +glance in his direction, made their way to the mounting block. +Robin's heart went down to his boots. Bedelia, a graceful figure in a +smart riding habit, was laughing blithely over a soft-spoken remark +that her companion had made as they were crossing the porch. And that +companion was no other than the tall, good-looking fellow who had met +her at Cherbourg! The Prince, stunned and incredulous, watched them +mount their horses and canter away, followed by a groom who seemed to +have sprung up from nowhere. + +"Good morning, Mr. Schmidt," spoke a voice, and, still bewildered, he +whirled, hat in hand, to confront Mrs. Gaston. "Did I startle you?" + +He bowed stiffly over the hand she held out for him to clasp, and +murmured something about being proof against any surprise. The colour +was slowly returning to his face, and his smile was as engaging as +ever despite the bitterness that filled his soul. Here was a pretty +trick to play on a fellow! Here was a slap in the face! + +"Isn't it a glorious morning? And how wonderful she is in this +gorgeous sunlight," went on Mrs. Gaston, in what may be described as +a hurried, nervous manner. + +"I had the briefest glimpse of her," mumbled Robin. "When did she +come?" + +"Centuries and centuries ago, Mr. Schmidt," said she, with a smile. +"I was speaking of the Jungfrau." + +"Oh!" he exclaimed, flushing. "I thought you--er--yes, of course! +Really quite wonderful. I have heard it said that she never removes +her night-cap, but always greets the dawn in spotless--ahem! Of +course you understand that I am speaking of the Jungfrau," he +floundered. + +"Naturally, Mr. Schmidt. And so you came, after all. We were afraid +you might have concluded to alter your plans. Miss Guile will be +delighted." + +He appeared grateful for the promise. "I have been here for three +days, Mrs. Gaston. You were delayed in leaving Paris?" + +"Yes," she said, and changed the subject. "The riding is quite good, +I understand. They are off for Lauterbrunnen." + +"I see," said he. "There is a splendid inn there, I am told." + +"They will return here for luncheon, of course," she said, raising +her eyebrows slightly. His heart became a trifle lighter at this. +"Mr. White is a lifelong friend and acquaintance of the family," she +volunteered, apropos of nothing. + +"Oh, his name is White?" with a quiet laugh. + +"If you have nothing better to do, Mr. Schmidt, why not come with me +to the Kursaal? The morning concert will begin shortly, and I--" + +"I think you will find that the band plays in the square across the +way, Mrs. Gaston, and not in the Casino. At least, that has been the +programme for the last two mornings." + +"Nevertheless, there is a concert at the Casino today," she informed +him. "Will you come?" + +"Gladly," he replied, and they set off for the Kursaal. He found +seats in the half-empty pavillion and prepared to listen to the +music, although his real interest was following the narrow highway to +Lauterbrunnen--and the Staubbach. + +"This is to be a special concert given at the request of the Grand +Duke who, I hear, is leaving this afternoon for Berne." + +"The Grand Duke? I was not aware of the presence of royalty," said he +in surprise. + +"No? He has been here for three days, but at another hotel. The Grand +Duke Paulus and his family, you know." + +Robin shot a swift, apprehensive glance about the big enclosure, +sweeping the raised circle from end to end. On the opposite side of +the pavillion he discovered the space reserved for the distinguished +party. Although he was far removed from that section he sank deeper +into his chair and found one pretext after another to screen his face +from view. He did know the Grand Duke Paulus and the Grand Duke knew +him, which was even more to the point. + +The Prince of Graustark had been a prime favourite of the great man +since his knickerbocker days. Twice as a boy he had visited in the +ducal palace, far distant from Graustark, and at the time of his own +coronation the Grand Duke and his sons had come to the castle in +Edelweiss for a full month's stay. They knew him well and they would +recognise him at a glance. At this particular time the last thing on +earth that he desired was to be hailed as a royal prince. + +Never, in all his life, had he known the sun to penetrate so brightly +into shadows as it did to-day. He felt that he was sitting in a +perfect glare of light and that every feature of his face was clear +to the most distant observer. + +He was on the point of making an excuse to leave the place when the +ducal party came sauntering down the aisle on their way to the +reserved section. Every one stood up, the band played, the Grand Duke +bowed to the right and to the left, and escape was cut off. Robin +could only stand with averted face and direct mild execrations at the +sunlight that had seemed so glorious at breakfast-time. + +"He is a splendid-looking man, isn't he?" Mrs. Gaston was saying. She +was gazing in rapt admiration upon the royal group. + +"He is, indeed," said Robin, resolutely scanning a programme, which +he continued to hold before his face. When he sat down again, it was +with his back to the band. "I don't like to watch the conductors," he +explained. "They do such foolish things, you know." + +Mrs. Gaston was eyeing him curiously. He was bitterly conscious of a +crimson cheek. In silence they listened to the first number. While +the applause was at its height, Mrs. Gaston leaned forward and said +to him: + +"I am afraid you are not enjoying the music, Mr. Schmidt. What is on +your mind?" + +He started. "I--I--really, Mrs. Gaston, I am enjoying it. I--" + +"Your mind has gone horse-back riding, I fear. At present it is +between here and Lauterbrunnen, jogging beside that roaring little +torrent that--" + +"I don't mind confessing that you are quite right," said he frankly. +"And I may add that the music makes me so blue that I'd like to jump +into that roaring torrent and--and swim out again, I suppose," he +concluded, with a sheepish grin. + +"You are in love." + +"I am," he confessed. + +She laid her hand upon his. Her eyes were wide with eagerness. "Would +it drive away the blues if I were to tell you that you have a chance +to win her?" + +He felt his head spinning. "If--if I could believe that--that-" he +began, and choked up with the rush of emotion that swept through him. + +"She is a strange girl. She will marry for love alone. Her father is +determined that she shall marry a royal prince. That much I may +confess to you. She has defied her father, Mr. Schmidt. She will +marry for love, and I believe it is in your power to awaken love in +that adorable heart of hers. You--" + +"For God's sake, Mrs. Gaston, tell me--tell me, has she breathed a +word to you that--" + +"Not a single word. But I know her well. I have known her since she +was a baby, and I can read the soul that looks out through those +lovely eyes. Knowing her so well, I may say to you--oh, it must be in +the strictest confidence!--that you have a chance. And if you win her +love, you will _have_ the greatest treasure in all the world. +She--but, look! The Grand Duke is leaving. He--" + +"I don't care what becomes of the Grand Duke," he burst out. "Tell me +more. Tell me how you look into her soul, and tell me what you see--" + +"Not now, sir. I have said enough. I have given you the sign of hope. +It remains with you to make the most of it." + +"But you--you don't know anything about me. I may be the veriest +adventurer, the most unworthy of all--" + +"I think, Mr. Schmidt, that I know you pretty well. I do not require +the aid of Diogenes' lantern to see an honest man. I am responsible +for her welfare. She has been placed under my protection. For twenty +years I have adored her. I am not likely to encourage an adventurer." + +"I must be honest with you, Mrs. Gaston," he said suddenly. "I am +not--" + +She held up her hand. "Mr. Totten has informed me that you are a +life-long friend of Mrs. Truxton King. I cabled to her from Paris. +There is no more to be said." + +His face fell. "Did she tell you--everything?" + +"She said no more than that R. Schmidt is the finest boy in all the +world." Suddenly her face paled. "You are never--_never_ to breathe a +word of this to--to Bedelia," she whispered. + +"But her father? What will he say to--" + +"Her father has said all that can be said," she broke in quietly. "He +cannot force her to marry the man he has selected. She will marry the +man she loves. Come now! Let us go. I am tired of the music." + +"Thank you, thank you, Mrs. Gaston," he cried, with shining eyes. +"God bless you!" + +She gave him a queer look. "You must not think that your task is an +easy one," she said meaningly. "There are other men in the world, you +know." + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + +"WHAT WILL MY PEOPLE DO!" + + +The Grand Duke and his party left Interlaken by special train early +in the afternoon, and great was Robin's relief when Hobbs returned +with the word that they were safely on their way to the capital of +Switzerland. He emerged from the seclusion of his room, where he had +been in hiding since noon, and set out for a walk through the town. +His head was high and his stride jaunty, for his heart was like a +cork. People stared after him with smiles of admiration, and never a +_cocher'_ passed him by without a genial, inviting tilt of the +eyebrow and a tentative pull at the reins, only to meet with a +pleasant shake of the head or the negative flourish of a bamboo cane. + +Night came and with it the silvery glow of moonlight across the hoary +headed queen of the Oberland. When Robin came out from dinner he +seated himself on the porch, expectant, eager--and vastly lonesome. +An unaccountable shyness afflicted him, rendering him quite incapable +of sending his card up to the one who could have dispelled the +gathering gloom with a single glance of the eye. Would she come +stealing out ostensibly to look at the night-capped peak, but with +furtive glances into the shadows of the porch in quest of--But no! +She would not do that! She would come attended by the exasperating +Mr. White and the friendly duenna. Her starry eyes, directed +elsewhere, would only serve to increase the depth of the shadows in +which he lurked impatient. + +She came at last--and alone. Stopping at the rail not more than an +arm's length from where he sat, she gazed pensively up at the solemn +mistress of the valley, one slim hand at her bosom, the other hanging +limp at her side. He could have touched that slender hand by merely +stretching forth his own. Breathless, enthralled, he sat as one +deprived of the power or even the wish to move. The spell was upon +him; he was in thralldom. + +She wore a rose-coloured gown, soft, slinky, seductive. A light +Egyptian scarf lay across her bare shoulders. The slim, white neck +and the soft dark hair--but she sighed! He heard that faint, quick- +drawn sigh and started to his feet. + +"Bedelia!" he whispered softly. + +She turned quickly, to find him standing beside her, his face aglow +with rapture. A quick catch of the breath, a sudden movement of the +hand that lay upon her breast, and then she smiled,--a wavering, +uncertain smile that went straight to his heart and shamed him for +startling her. "I beg your pardon," he began lamely. "I--I startled +you." + +She held out her hand to him, still smiling. "I fear I shall never +become accustomed to being pursued," she said, striving for command +of her voice. + +"It is dreadful to feel that some one is forever watching you from +behind. I am glad it is you, however. You at least are not 'the +secret eye that never sleeps'!" She gently withdrew her hand from his +ardent clasp. "Mrs. Gaston told me that she had seen you. I feared +that you might have gone on your way rejoicing." + +"Rejoicing?" he cried. "Why do you say that?" + +"After our experience in Paris, I should think that you had had +enough of me and my faithful watchdogs." + +"Rubbish!" he exclaimed. "I shall never have enough of you," he went +on, with sudden boldness. "As for the watch-dogs, they are not likely +to bite us, so what is there to be afraid of?" + +"Have you succeeded in evading the watchful eye of Mr. Totten's +friend?" she enquired, sending an apprehensive glance along the +porch. + +"Completely," he declared. "I am quite alone in this hotel and, I +believe, unsuspected. And you? Are you still being--" + +"Sh! Who knows? I think we have thrown them off the track, but one +cannot be sure. I raised a dreadful rumpus about it in Paris, and-- +well, they said they were sorry and advised me not to be worried, for +the surveillance would cease at once. Still, I am quite sure that +they lied to me." + +"Then you _are_ being followed." + +She smiled again, and there was mischief in her eyes. "If so, I have +led them a merry chase. We have been travelling for two days and +nights, Mr. Schmidt, by train and motor, getting off at stations +unexpectedly, hopping into trains going in any direction but the +right one, sleeping in strange beds and doing all manner of queer +things. And here we are at last. I am sure you must look upon me as a +very silly, flibberty-gibbet creature." + +"I see that your retinue has been substantially augmented," he +remarked, a trace of jealousy in his voice. "The good-looking Mr. +White has not been eluded." + +"Mr. White? Oh, yes, I see. But he is to be trusted, Mr. Schmidt," +she said mysteriously--and tantalisingly. "He will not betray me to +my cruel monster of a father. I have his solemn promise not to reveal +my whereabouts to any one. My father is the last person in the world +to whom he would go with reports of my misdoings." + +"I saw you this morning, riding with him," said he glumly. + +"Through the telescope?" she inquired softly, laying a hand upon the +stationary instrument. + +He flushed hotly. "It was when you were starting out, Miss Guile. I +am not one of the spies, you should remember." + +"You are my partner in guilt," she said lightly. "By the way, have +you forgiven me for leading you into temptation?" + +"Certainly. I am still in the Garden of Eden, you see, and as I don't +take any stock in the book of Genesis, I hope to prove to myself at +least, that the conduct of an illustrious forebear of mine was not +due to the frailties of Eve but to his own tremendous anxiety to get +out of a place that was filled with snakes. I hope and pray that you +will continue to put temptation in my path so that I may have the +frequent pleasure of falling." + +She turned her face away and for a moment was silent. "Shall we take +those chairs over there, Mr. Schmidt? They appear to be as abandoned +as we." She indicated two chairs near the broad portals. + +He shook his head. "If we are looking for the most utterly abandoned, +allow me to call your attention to the two in yonder corner." + +"It is quite dark over there," she said with a frown. + +"Quite," he agreed. "Which accounts, no doubt, for your failure to +see them." + +"Mrs. Gaston will be looking for me before--" she began hesitatingly. + +"Or Mr. White, perhaps. Let me remind you that they have exceedingly +sharp eyes." + +"Mr. White is no longer here," she announced. + +His heart leaped. "Then I, at least, have nothing to fear," he said +quickly. + +She ignored the banality. "He left this afternoon. Very well, let us +take the seats over there. I rather like the--shall I say shadows?" + +"I too object to the limelight,--Bedelia," he said, offering her his +arm. + +"You are not to call me Bedelia," she said, holding back. + +"Then 'forgive us our transgressions' is to be applied in the usual +order, I presume." + +"Are you sorry you called me Bedelia?" she insisted, frowning +ominously. + +"No. I'm sorry you object, that's all." + +They made their way through a maze of chairs and seated themselves in +the dim corner. Their view of the Jungfrau from this vine-screened +corner was not as perfect as it might have been, but the Jungfrau had +no present power of allurement for them. + +"I cannot stay very long," she said as she sank back in the +comfortable chair. + +He turned his back not only upon the occupants of the porch but the +lustrous Jungfrau, drawing his chair up quite close to hers. As he +leaned forward, with his elbows on the arms of the chair, she seemed +to slink farther back in the depths of hers, as if suddenly afraid of +him. + +"Now, tell me everything," he said. "From beginning to end. What +became of you after that day at St. Cloud, whither have you +journeyed, and wherefore were you so bent on coming to this now +blessed Interlaken?" + +"Easily answered. Nothing at all became of me. I journeyed thither, +and I came because I had set my heart on seeing the Jungfrau." + +"But you had seen it many times." + +"And I hoped that I might find peace and quiet here," she added quite +distinctly. + +"You expected to find me here, didn't you?" + +"Yes, but I did not regard you as a disturber of the peace." + +"You knew I would come, but you didn't know why, did you, Bedelia?" +He leaned a little closer. + +"Yes, I knew why," she said calmly, emotionlessly. He drew back +instantly, chilled by her directness. "You came because there was +promise of an interesting adventure, which you now are on the point +of making impossible by a rather rash exhibition of haste." + +He stared at her shadowy face in utter confusion. For a moment he was +speechless. Then a rush of protesting sincerity surged up within him +and he cried out in low, intense tones: "I cannot allow you to think +that of me, Miss Guile. If I have done or said anything to lead you +to believe that I am--" + +"Oh, I beg of you, Mr. Schmidt, do not enlarge upon the matter by +trying to apologise," she cried. + +"I am not trying to apologise," he protested. "I am trying to justify +what you are pleased to call an exhibition of haste. You see, it's +just this way: I am obliged to make hay while the sun shines, for +soon I may be cast into utter darkness. My days are numbered. In a +fortnight I shall be where I cannot call my soul my own. I--" + +"You alarm me. Are you to be sent to prison?" + +"You wouldn't look upon it as a prison, but it seems like one to me. +Do not laugh. I cannot explain to you now. Another day I shall tell +you everything, so pray take me for what I am to-day, and ask no +questions. I have asked no more of you, so do you be equally generous +with me." + +"True," she said, "you have asked no questions of me. You take me for +what I am to-day, and yet you know nothing of my yesterdays or my to- +morrows. It is only fair that I should be equally confiding. Let +there be no more questions. Are we, however, to take each other +seriously?" + +"By all means," he cried. "There will come a day when you may +appreciate the full extent of my seriousness." + +"You speak in riddles." + +"Is the time ripe for me to speak in sober earnest?" he questioned +softly. She drew back again in swift alarm. + +"No, no! Not now--not yet. Do not say anything now, Mr. Schmidt, that +may put an end to our--to our adventure." + +She was so serious, so plaintive, and yet so shyly prophetic of +comfort yet to be attained, that his heart warmed with a mighty glow +of exaltation. A sweet feeling of tenderness swept over him. + +"If God is good, there can be but one end to our adventure," he said, +and then, for some mysterious reason, silence fell between them. Long +afterward--it seemed hours to him!--she spoke, and her voice was low +and troubled. + +"Can you guess why I am being watched so carefully, why I am being +followed so doggedly by men who serve not me but another?" + +"Yes. It is because you are the greatest jewel in the possession of a +great man, and he would preserve you against all varlets,--such as +I." + +She did not reveal surprise at his shrewd conjecture. She nodded her +head and sighed. + +"You are right. I am his greatest jewel, and yet he would give me +into the keeping of an utter stranger. I am being protected against +that conscienceless varlet--Love! If love lays hands upon me--ah, my +friend, you cannot possibly guess what a calamity that would be!" + +"And love _will_ lay hands upon you, Bedelia,--" + +"I am sure of that," she said, once more serene mistress of herself +after a peculiarly dangerous lapse. "That is why I shudder. What +could be more dreadful than to fall into the clutches of that +merciless foe to peace? He rends one's heart into shreds; he stabs in +the dark; he thrusts, cuts and slashes and the wounds never heal; he +blinds without pity; he is overbearing, domineering, ruthless and his +victims are powerless to retaliate. Love is the greatest tyrant in +all the world, Mr. Schmidt, and we poor wretches can never hope to +conquer him. We are his prey, and he is rapacious. Do you not shudder +also?" + +"Bless you, no! I'd rather enjoy meeting him in mortal combat. My +notion of bliss would be a fight to the death with love, for then the +conflict would not be one-sided. What could be more glorious than to +stand face to face with love, hand to hand, breast to breast, lip to +lip until the end of time? Let him cut and slash and stab if you +will, there would still be recompense for the vanquished. Even those +who have suffered most in the conflict with love must admit that they +have had a share in the spoils. One can't ignore the sweet hours when +counting up the bitter ones, after love has withdrawn from the tender +encounter. The cuts and slashes are cherished and memory is a store- +house for the spoils that must be shared with vanity." + +"It sounds like a book. Who is your favourite author?" she inquired +lightly. + +"Baedeker," he replied, with promptness. "Without my Baedeker, I +should never have chanced upon the route travelled by love, nor the +hotel where I now lodge in close proximity to--" + +"Will you please be sensible?" + +"You invite something to the contrary, Bedelia," he ventured. + +"Haven't I requested you to--" + +"I think of you only as Bedelia," he made haste to explain. "Bedelia +will stick to you forever, you see, while Miss Guile is almost +ephemeral. It cannot live long, you know, with so many other names +eager to take its place. But Bedelia--ah, Bedelia is everlasting." + +She laughed joyously, naturally. "You really are quite wonderful, Mr. +Schmidt. Still I must change the subject. I trust the change will not +affect your glibness, for it is quite exhilarating. How long do you +purpose remaining in Interlaken?" + +"That isn't changing the subject," said he. "I shall be here for a +week or ten days--or perhaps longer." He put it in the form of a +question, after all. + +"Indeed? How I envy you. I am sorry to say I shall have to leave in a +day or two." + +His face fell. "Why?" he demanded, almost indignantly. + +"Because I am enjoying myself," she replied. + +"I don't quite get your meaning." + +"I am having such a good time disobeying my father, Mr. Schmidt, and +eluding pursuers. It is only a matter of a day or two before I am +discovered here, so I mean to keep on dodging. It is splendid fun." + +"Do you think it is quite fair to me?" + +"Did I induce you to come here, good sir?" + +"You did," said he, with conviction. "Heaven is my witness. I would +not have come but for you. I am due at home by this time." + +"Are you under any obligations to remain in Interlaken for a week or +ten days?" + +"Not now," he replied. "Do you mind telling me where you are going +to, Miss Guile?" + +"First to Vienna, then--well, you cannot guess where. I have decided +to go to Edelweiss." + +"Edelweiss!" he exclaimed in astonishment. He could hardly believe +his ears. + +"It is the very last place in the world that my father would think of +looking for me. Besides I am curious to see the place. I understand +that the great Mr. Blithers is to be there soon, and the stupid +Prince who will not be tempted by millions, and it is even possible +that the extraordinary Miss Blithers may take it into her head to +look the place over before definitely refusing to be its Princess. I +may find some amusement--or entertainment as an on-looker when the +riots begin." + +He was staring at her wide-eyed and incredulous. "Do you really mean +to say you are going to Graustark?" + +"I have thought of doing so. Don't you think it will be amusing to be +on the scene when the grand climax occurs? Of course, the Prince will +come off his high horse, and the girl will see the folly of her ways, +and old Mr. Blithers will run 'rough shod over everybody, and--but, +goodness, I can't even speculate on the possibilities." + +He was silent. So this was the way the wind blew, eh? There was but +one construction to be put upon her decision to visit the Capital of +Graustark. She _had_ taken it into her head "to look the place +over before definitely refusing to be its Princess!" His first thrill +of exultation gave way to a sickening sense of disappointment. + +All this time she was regarding him through amused, half-closed eyes. +She had a distinct advantage over him. She knew that he was the +Prince of Graustark; she had known it for many days. Perhaps if she +had known all the things that were in his cunning brain, she would +not have ventured so far into the comedy she was constructing. She +would have hesitated--aye, she might have changed her methods +completely. But she was in the mood to do and say daring things. She +considered her position absolutely secure, and so she could afford to +enjoy herself for the time being. There would be an hour of +reckoning, no doubt, but she was not troubled by its promise of +castigation. + +"Poor Prince!" she sighed pityingly. He started. The remark was so +unexpected that he almost betrayed himself. It seemed profoundly +personal. "He will be in very hot water, I fear." + +He regarded her coldly. "And you want to be on hand to see him +squirm, I suppose." + +She took instant alarm. Was she going too far? His query was somewhat +disconcerting. + +"To be perfectly frank with you, Mr. Schmidt, I am going to Graustark +because no one will ever think of looking for me in such an out-of- +the-way place. I am serious now, so you must not laugh at me. +Circumstances are such that I prefer to seek happiness after a +fashion of my own. My parents love me, but they will not understand +me. They wish me to marry a man they have picked out for me. I intend +to pick out my own man, Mr. Schmidt. You may suspect, from all that +you have seen, that I am running away from home, from those who are +dearest in all the world to me. You knew that I was carefully watched +in Paris. You know that my father fears that I may marry a man +distasteful to him, and I suppose to my mother, although she is not +so--" + +"Are his fears well-founded?" he asked, rudely interrupting her. "Is +there a man that he has cause to fear? Are--are you in love with some +one, Bedelia?" + +"Do not interrupt me. I want you to know that I am not running away +from home, that I shall return to it when I see fit, and that I am +not in love with the man they suspect. I want you to be just with me. +You are not to blame my father for anything, no matter how absurd his +actions may appear to you in the light of the past few days. It is +right that he should try to safeguard me. I am wayward but I am not +foolish. I shall commit no silly blunder, you may be sure of that. +Now do you understand me better?" + +She was very serious, very intense. He laid his hand on hers, and she +did not withdraw it. Emboldened, his hand closed upon the dainty +fingers and an instant later they were borne to his hot lips. + +"You have said that I came here in search of a light adventure," he +whispered, holding her hand close to his cheek as he bent nearer to +her. "You imply that I am a trifler, a light-o'-love. I want you to +understand me better. I came here because I--" + +"Stop!" she pleaded. "You must not say it. I am serious--yes, I know +that you are serious too. But you must wait. If you were to say it to +me now I should have to send you away and--oh, believe me, I do not +want to do that. I--I--" + +"You love no one else?" he cried, rapturously. + +She swayed slightly, as if incapable of resisting the appeal that +called her to his heart. Her lips were parted, her eyes glowed +luminously even in the shadows, and she scarcely breathed the words: + +"I love no one else." + +A less noble nature than his would have seized upon the advantage +offered by her sudden weakness. Instead, he drew a long, deep breath, +straightened his figure and as he gently released the imprisoned +hand, the prince in him spoke. + +"You have asked me to wait. I am sure that you know what is in my +heart. It will always be there. It will not cut and slash and stab, +for it is the most tender thing that has ever come into my life--or +yours. It must never be accused of giving pain to you, so I shall +obey you--and wait. You are right to avoid the risk of entrusting a +single word of hope to me. I am a passer-by. My sincerity, my honesty +of purpose remain to be proved. Time will serve my cause. I can only +ask you to believe in me--to trust me a little more each day--and to +let your heart be my judge." + +She spoke softly. "I believe in you, I trust you even now, or I would +not be here. You are kind to me. Few would have been so generous. We +both are passers-by. It is too soon for us to judge each other in the +full. I must be sure--oh, I must be sure of myself. Can you +understand? I must be sure of myself, and I am not sure now. You do +not know how much there is at stake, you can not possibly know what +it would mean to me if I were to discover that our adventure had no +real significance in the end. I know it sounds strange and +mysterious, or you would not look so puzzled. But unless I can be +sure of one thing--one vital thing--our adventure has failed in every +respect. Now, I must go in. No; do not ask me to stay--and let me go +alone. I prefer it so. Good night, my comrade." + +He stood up and let her pass. "Good night, my princess," he said, +clearly and distinctly. She shot a swift glance into his eyes, smiled +faintly, and moved away. His rapt gaze followed her. She entered the +door without so much as a glance over her shoulder. + +"My princess," he repeated wonderingly, to himself. "Have I kissed +the hand of my princess? God in heaven, is there on earth a princess +more perfect than she? Can there be in all this world another so +deserving of worship as she?" + +Late at night she sat in her window looking up at the peaceful +Jungfrau. A dreamy, ineffably sweet smile lay in her dark eyes. The +hand he kissed had lain long against her lips. To herself she had +repeated, over and over again, the inward whisper: + +"What will my dear, simple old dad say if I marry this man after +all?" + +In a window not ten feet away, he was staring out into the night, +with lowering eyes and troubled heart, and in his mind he was saying: + +"What will my people do if I marry this woman after all?" + + + + +CHAPTER XX + +LOVE IN ABEYANCE + + +Two days went by. They were fraught with an ever-increasing joy for +the two who were learning to understand each other through the mute, +though irresistible teachings of a common tutor. Each succeeding hour +had its exquisite compensation; each presented the cup of knowledge +to lips that were parched with the fever of impotence, and each time +it was returned empty by the seekers after wisdom. There were days in +which Love went harvesting and prospered amazingly in the fields, for +each moment that he stored away against the future was ripe with +promise. He was laying by the store on which he was to subsist to the +end of his days; he allowed no moment to go to waste, for he is a +miser and full of greed. Not one word of love passed between these +two who waited for the fruit to ripen. They were never alone +together. Always they were attended by the calm, keen-eyed Mrs. +Gaston, who, though she may have been in sympathy with their secret +enterprise, was nevertheless a dependable barrier to its hasty +consummation. + +She had received her instructions from the one now most likely to be +in need of a deterring influence; the girl herself. After that +evening on the porch, Bedelia had gone straight to her duenna with +the truth. Then she made it clear to the good lady that she was not +to be left alone for an instant to confront the welcome besieger. And +so it was that when Robin and Bedelia walked or rode together, they +were attended by prevention. In the Casino, at the gaming tables, at +the concert, or even in the street he was never free to express a +thought or emotion that, under less guarded conditions, might have +exposed her to the risk she was so carefully avoiding. + +He understood the situation perfectly and was not resentful. He +appreciated the caution with which she was carrying on her own +campaign, and he was not unmindful of the benefits that might also +accrue to him through this proscribed period of reflection. While he +was sure of himself by this time, and fully determined to risk even +his crown for the girl who so calmly held him at bay, he was also +sensible of the wisdom of her course. She was not willing to subject +herself or him to the dangers of temptation. As she had said, there +was a great deal at stake; the rest of their lives, in truth. + +There was one little excursion to Grindelwald and its glacier, and +later an ascent of the Schynige Platte. Even a desperate horror of +the rack and pinion railway up and down the steep mountain did not +daunt the incomparable chaperone. (True, she closed her eyes and +shrank as far away from the edge of eternity as possible, but she +stuck manfully to her post.) He dined with them on the two evenings, +and with them heard the concerts. + +There were times when he was perplexed, and uncertain of her. At no +time did she relax into what might have been considered a receptive +or even an encouraging mood. He watched eagerly for the love-light +that he hoped to surprise in her eyes, but it never appeared. She was +serene, self-contained, natural. That momentary dissolving on her +part when she sat with him in the shadows was the only circumstance +he had to base his hopes upon. She had betrayed herself then by word +and manner, but now she had her emotions well in hand. + +Her lovely eyes met his frankly and without the faintest sign of +diffidence or self-consciousness. Her soft laugh was free and +unconstrained, her smile gay and remotely suggestive of mischief. At +times he thought she was playing the game too well for one who +professed to be concerned about the future. + +On the third day he was convicted of duplicity. She went off for a +walk alone, leaving him safely anchored in what he afterwards came to +look upon as a pre-arranged game of auction-bridge. When she came in +after an absence of at least two hours, the game was just breaking +up. He noted the questioning look that Mrs. Gaston bestowed upon her +fair charge, and also remarked that it contained no sign of reproof. +The girl went up to her room without so much as a word with him. Her +face was flushed and she carried her head disdainfully. He was +greatly puzzled. + +The puzzle was soon explained. He waited for her on the stairway as +she came down alone to dinner. + +"You told me that your friends were not in Interlaken, Mr. Schmidt," +she said coldly. "Why did you feel called upon to deceive me?" + +He bit his lip. For an instant he reflected, and then gave an evasive +answer. "I think I told you that I was alone in this hotel. Miss +Guile. My friends are at another hotel. I am not aware that--" + +"I have seen and talked with that charming old man, Mr. Totten," she +interrupted. "He has been here for days, and Mr. Dank as well. Do you +think that you have been quite fair with me?" + +He lowered his eyes. "I think I have been most fair to both of us," +he replied. "Will you believe me when I say that in a way I +personally requested them to leave this hotel and seek another? And +will it decrease your respect for me if I add that I wanted to have +you all to myself, so to speak, and not to feel that these good +friends of mine were--" + +"Why don't you look me in the face, Mr. Schmidt?" she broke in. He +looked up at once prepared to meet a look of disdain. To his +surprise, she was smiling. "I have talked it all over with Mrs. +Gaston, and she advised me to forgive you if you were in the least +penitent and--honest. Well, you have made an honest confession, I am +satisfied. Now, I have a confession to make. I have suspected all +along that Mr. Totten and Mr. Dank and the shadowy Mr. Gourou were in +the town." + +"You suspected?" he cried in amazement and chagrin. + +"I was morally certain that they were here. Today my suspicions were +justified. I encountered Mr. Totten in the park beyond the +Jungfraublick. He was very much upset, I can assure you, but he +recovered with amazing swiftness. We sat on one of the benches in a +nice little nook and had a long, long talk. He is a charming man. I +have asked him to come to luncheon with us to-morrow, and to bring +Mr. Dank." + +"Good Lord, will wonders never--" + +"But I did not include the still invisible Mr. Gourou. I was afraid +that you would be too uncomfortable under the hawk-like eye of the +gentleman who so kindly warned us at the Pavilion Bleu." There was +gentle raillery in her manner. "I shall expect you to join us, Mr. +Schmidt. You have no other engagement?" + +"I--I shall be delighted," he stammered. + +She laid her hand gently upon his arm and a serious sweetness came +into her eyes. + +"Come," she said; "let us go in ahead of Mrs. Gaston. Let us have +just one little minute to ourselves, Mr. Schmidt." + +It was true that she came upon the Count in one of the paths of the +Kleine Rugen. He was walking slowly toward her, his eyes fixed +thoughtfully upon the ground. When she accosted him, he was plainly +confused, as she had said. After the first few passages in polite +though stilted conversation, his keen, grey eyes resumed their +thoughtful--it was even a calculating look. + +"Will you sit here with me for a while, Miss Guile?" he asked gently. +"I have something of the gravest importance to say to you." + +She sat beside him on the sequestered bench, and when she arose to +leave him an hour later, her cheek was warm with colour and her eyes +were filled with tenderness toward this grim, staunch old man who was +the friend of _her_ friend. She laid her hand in his and suffered him +to raise it to his lips. + +"I hope, my dear young lady," said he with simple directness, "that +you will not regard me as a stupid, interfering old meddler. God is +my witness, I have your best interests at heart. You are too good and +beautiful to--" + +"I shall always look upon you as the kindest of men!" she cried +impulsively, and left him. + +He stood watching her slender, graceful figure as she moved down the +sloping path and turned into the broad avenue. A smallish man with a +lean face came up from the opposite direction and stopped beside him. + +"Could you resist her, Quinnox, if you were twenty-two?" asked this +man in his quiet voice. + +Quinnox did not look around, but shook his head slowly. "I cannot +resist her at sixty-two, my friend. She is adorable." + +"I do not blame him. It is fate. _She_ is fate. Our work is done, my +friend. We have served our country well, but fate has taken the matter +out of our hands. There is nothing left for us to do but to fold our +arms and wait." Gourou revealed his inscrutable smile as he pulled at +his thin, scraggly moustache. He was shaking his head, as one who +resigns himself to the inevitable. + +After a long silence Quinnox spoke. + +"Our people will come to love their princess, Gourou." + +"Even as you and I, my friend," said the Baron. + +And then they held their heads erect and walked confidently down the +road their future sovereign had traversed before them. + +When Mrs. Gaston joined Robin and Bedelia at the table which had been +set for them in the _salle a manger_, she laid several letters before +the girl who picked them up instantly and glanced at the +superscription on each. + +"I think that all of them are important," said Mrs. Gaston +significantly. The smile on the girl's face had given way to a +clouded brow. She was visibly perturbed. + +"You will forgive me, Mr. Schmidt," she said nervously. "I must +look at them at once." + +He tried not to watch her face as she read what appeared to be a +brief and yet evidently important letter, but his rapt gaze was not +to be so easily managed. An exclamation of annoyance fell from her +lips. + +"This is from a friend in Paris, Mr. Schmidt," she said, hesitatingly. +Then, as if coming to a quick decision: "My father has heard that I am +carrying on atrociously with a strange young man. It seems that it is +a _new_ young man. He is beside himself with rage. My friends have +already come in for severe criticism. He blames them for permitting +his daughter to run at large and to pick up with every Tom, Dick and +Harry. Dear me, I shudder when I think of what he will do to you, Mrs. +Gaston. He will take off your head completely. But never fear, you old +dear, I will see that it is put on again as neatly as ever. So, you +see, Mr. Schmidt, you now belong to that frightful order of nobodies, +the Toms and the Dicks and the Harrys." + +"I see that there is a newspaper clipping attached," he remarked. +"Perhaps your father has been saying something to the newspapers." It +was a mean speech and he regretted it instantly. + +She was not offended, however. Indeed, she may not have heard what he +said, for she was reading the little slip of printed matter. Suddenly +she tore it into tiny bits and scattered them under the table. Her +cheeks were red and her eyes glistened unmistakably with +mortification. He was never to know what was in that newspaper +cutting, but he was conscious of a sharp sensation of anger and pity +combined. Whatever it was, it was offensive to her, and his blood +boiled. He noted the expression of alarm and apprehension deepen in +Mrs. Gaston's face. + +Bedelia slashed open another envelope and glanced at its contents. +Her eyes flew open with surprise. For an instant she stared, a frown +of perplexity on her brow. + +"We are discovered!" she cried a moment later, clapping her hands +together in an ecstasy of delight. "The pursuers are upon our heels. +Even now they may be watching me from behind some convenient post or +through some handy window pane. Isn't it fine? Don't look so +horrified, you old dear. They can't eat us, you know, even though we +are in a dining-room. I love it all! Followed by man-hunters! What +could be more thrilling? The chase is on again. Quick! We must +prepare for flight!" + +"Flight?" gasped Robin. Her eyes were dancing. His were filled with +dismay. + +"It is as I feared," she cried. "They have found me out. Hurry! Let +us finish this wretched dinner. I must leave here to-night." + +"Impossible!" cried Mrs. Gaston. "Don't be silly. To-morrow will be +time enough. Calm yourself, my dear." + +"To-morrow at sunrise," cried Bedelia enthusiastically. "It is +already planned, Mr. Schmidt. I have engaged an automobile in +anticipation of this very emergency. The trains are not safe. To- +morrow I fly again. This letter is from the little stenographer in +Paris. I bribed her--yes, I bribed her with many francs. She is in +the offices of the great detective agency-'the Eye that never +Sleeps!' I shall give her a great many more of those excellent +francs, my friends. She is an honest girl. She did not fail me." + +"I don't see how you can say she is honest if she accepted a bribe," +said Mrs. Gaston severely. + +"Pooh!" was Miss Guile's sufficient answer to this. "We cross the +Brunig Pass by motor. That really is like flying, isn't it?" + +"To Lucerne?" demanded Robin, still hazily. + +"No, no! That would be madness. We shall avoid Lucerne. Miles and +miles to the north we will find a safe retreat for a day or two. Then +there will be a journey by rail to--to your own city of Vienna, Mr. +Schmidt. You--" + +"See here," said Robin flatly, "I don't understand the necessity for +all this rushing about by motor and--" + +"Of course you don't," she cried. "You are not being sought by a +cruel, inhuman monster of a father who would consign you to a most +shudderable fate! You don't have to marry a man whose very name you +have hated. You can pick and choose for yourself. And so shall I, for +that matter. You--" + +"You _adore_ your father," cut in Mrs. Gaston sharply. "I don't +think you should speak of him in that--" + +"Of course I adore him! He is a dear old bear. But he is a monster, +an ogre, a tyrant, a--oh, well, he is everything that's dreadful! You +look dreadfully serious, Mr. Schmidt. Do you think that I should +submit to my father's demands and marry the man he has chosen for +me?" + +"I do," said Robin, abruptly and so emphatically that both of his +hearers jumped in their seats. He made haste to dissemble. "Of +course, I'd much rather have you do that than to break your neck +rolling over a precipice or something of the sort in a crazy +automobile dash." + +Miss Guile recovered her poise with admirable promptness. Her smile +was a trifle uncertain, but she had a dependable wit. "If that is all +that you are afraid of, I'll promise to save my neck at all costs," +she said. "I could have many husbands but only one poor little neck." + +"You can have only one husband," said he, almost savagely. "By the +way, why don't you read the other letter?" He was regarding it with +jealous eyes, for she had slipped it, face downward, under the edge +of her plate. + +"It isn't important," she said, with a quick look into his eyes. She +convicted herself in that glance, and knew it on the instant. + +Angry with herself, she snatched up the letter and tore it open. Her +cheeks were flushed. She read however without betraying any +additional evidence of uneasiness or embarrassment. When she had +finished, she deliberately folded the sheets and stuck them back into +the envelope without comment. One looking over her shoulder as she +read, however, might have caught snatches of sentences here and there +on the heavily scrawled page. They were such as these: "You had led +me to hope,"..."for years I have been your faithful admirer,"... "Nor +have I wavered for an instant despite your whimsical attitude,"... +"therefore I felt justified in believing that you were sincere in +your determination to defy your father." And others of an even more +caustic nature: "You are going to marry this prince after all,"..." +not that you have ever by word or deed bound yourself to me, yet I +had every reason to hope,"..." Your father will be pleased to find +that you are obedient," ..."I am not mean enough to wish you anything +but happiness, although I know you will never achieve it through this +sickening surrender to vanity,"... "if I were a prince with a crown +and a debt that I couldn't pay,"..."admit that I have had no real +chance to win out against such odds," etc. + +She faced Robin coolly. "It will be necessary to abandon our little +luncheon for to-morrow. I am sorry. Still Mr. Totten informs me that +he will be in Vienna shortly. The pleasure is merely postponed." + +"Are you in earnest about this trip by motor to-morrow morning?" +demanded Robin darkly. "You surely cannot be--" + +"I am very much in earnest," she said decisively. He looked to Mrs. +Gaston for help. That lady placidly shook her head. In fact, she +appeared to be rather in favour of the preposterous plan, if one were +to judge by the rapt expression on her countenance. "I had the +supposedly honest word of these crafty gentlemen that I was not to be +interfered with again. They gave me their promise. I shall now give +them all the trouble possible." + +"But it will be a simple matter for them to find out how and when you +left this hotel and to trace you perfectly." + +"Don't be too sure of that," she said, exultantly. "I have a trick or +two up my sleeve that will baffle them properly, Mr. Schmidt." + +"My dear," interposed Mrs. Gaston severely, "do not forget yourself. +It isn't necessary to resort to slang in order--" + +"Slang is always necessary," avowed Bedelia, undisturbed. "Goodness, +I know I shall not sleep a wink to-night." + +"Nor I," said Robin gloomily. Suddenly his face lightened. A wild, +reckless gleam shot into his eyes and, to their amazement, he banged +the table with his fist. "By Jove, I know what I shall do. I'll go +with you!" + +"No!" cried Bedelia, aghast. "I--I cannot permit it, Mr. Schmidt. +Can't you understand? You--_you_ are the man with whom I am supposed +to be carrying on atrociously. What could be more convicting than to +be discovered racing over a mountain-pass--Oh, it is not to be +considered--not for an instant." + +"Well, I can tell you flatly just what I intend to do," said he, +setting his jaws. "I shall hire another car and keep you in sight +every foot of the way. You may be able to elude the greatest +detective agency in Europe, but you can't get away from me. I intend +to keep you now that I've got you, Bedelia. You can't shake me off. +Where you go, I go." + +"Do you mean it?" she cried, a new thrill in her voice. He looked +deep into her eyes and read there a message that invited him to +perform vast though fool-hardy deeds. Her eyes were suddenly sweet +with the love she had never expected to know; her lips trembled with +the longing for kisses. "I shall travel far," she murmured. "You may +find the task an arduous one--keeping up with me, I mean." + +"I am young and strong," he said, "and, if God is good to me, I shall +live for fifty years to come, or even longer. I tingle with joy, +Bedelia, when I think of being near you for fifty years or more. +Have--have you thought of it in that light? Have you looked ahead +and said to yourself: fifty years have I to live and all of them +with--" + +"Hush! I was speaking of a week's journey, not of a life's voyage, +Mr. Schmidt," she said, her face suffused. + +"I was speaking of a honeymoon," said he, and then remembered Mrs. +Gaston. She was leaning back in her chair, smiling benignly. He had +an uncomfortable thought: was he walking into a trap set for him by +this clever woman? Had she an ulterior motive in advancing his cause? + +"But it would be perfectly silly of you to follow me in a car," said +Bedelia, trying to regain her lost composure. "Perfectly silly, +wouldn't it, Mrs. Gas-ton?" + +"Perfectly," said Mrs. Gaston. + +"I will promise to see you in Vienna--" + +"I intend to see you every day," he declared, "from now till the end +of time." + +"Really, Mr. Schmidt, you--" + +"If there is one thing I despise beyond all reason, Bedelia, it is +the name of 'Schmidt'! I wish you wouldn't call me by that name." + +"I can't just call you 'Mister,'" she demurred. + +"Call me Rex for the present," said he. "I will supply you with a +better one later on." + +"May I call him Rex?" she inquired of her companion. + +"In moderation," said Mrs. Gaston. + +"Very well, then, Rex, I have changed my mind. I shall not cross the +Brunig by motor since you insist upon risking your neck in pursuit of +me. I shall go by train in the morning,--calmly, complacently, +stupidly by train. Instead of a thrilling dash for liberty over rocky +heights and through perilous gorges, I shall travel like any +bourgeoise in a second--or third class carriage, and the only thrill +I shall have will be when we stop for Baker's chocolate at the top of +the Pass. By that time I expect to be sufficiently hungry to be +thrilled even by the sight of a cake of chocolate. Will you travel in +the carriage behind me? I fancy it will be safe and convenient and +you can't possibly be far from my heels." + +"That's a sensible idea," he cried. "And we may be able to +accommodate your other pursuers on the same train. What's the sense +of leaving them behind? They'd only catch us up in the end, so we +might just as well take them along with us." + +"No. We will keep well ahead of them. I insist on that. They can't +get here before to-morrow afternoon, so we will be far in the lead. +We will be in Vienna in two days. There I shall say good-bye to you, +for I am going on beyond. I am going to Graustark, the new Blithers +estate. Surely you will not follow me there." + +"You are very much mistaken. I shall be there as soon as you and I +shall stay just as long, provided Mr. Blithers has no objections," +said Robin, with more calmness than he had hoped to display in the +face of her sudden thrust. + +"We are forgetting our dinner," said Mrs. Gaston quietly. "I think +the waiter is annoyed." + + + + +CHAPTER XXI + +MR. BLITHERS ARRIVES IN GRAUSTARK + + +Mr. William W. Blithers arrived in Edelweiss, the Capital of +Graustark, on the same day that the Prince returned from his tour of +the world. As a matter of fact, he travelled by special train and +beat the Prince home by the matter of three hours. The procession of +troops, headed by the Royal Castle Guard, it was announced would pass +the historic Hotel Regengetz at five in the afternoon, so Mr. +Blithers had front seats on the extension porch facing the Platz. + +He did not know it, but if he had waited for the regular train in +Vienna, he would have had the honour of travelling in the same +railway carriage with the royal young man. ("Would" is used advisedly +in the place of "might," for he _would_ have travelled in it, you may +be sure.) + +Moreover, he erred in another particular, for arriving at the same +instant and virtually arm-in-arm with the country's sovereign, he +could hardly have been kept out of the procession itself. When you +stop to think that next to the Prince he was the most important +personage in the realm on this day of celebration, it ought not to be +considered at all unreasonable for him to have expected some notable +attention, such as being placed in the first carriage immediately +behind the country's sovereign, or possibly on the seat facing him. +Missing an opportunity like this, wasn't at all Mr. Blithers' idea of +success. He was very sorry about the special train. If it hadn't been +for that train he might now be preparing to ride castlewards behind a +royal band instead of sitting with his wife in the front row of seats +on a hotel porch, just like a regular guest, waiting for the parade +to come along. It certainly was a wasted opportunity. + +He had lost no time in his dash across the continent. In the first +place, his agents in Paris made it quite clear to him that there was +likely to be "ructions" in Graustark over the loan and the prospect +of a plebeian princess being seated on the throne whether the people +liked it or not; and in the second place, Maud Applegate had left a +note on his desk in the Paris offices, coolly informing him that she +was likely to turn up in Edelweiss almost as soon as he. She added an +annoying postscript. She said she was curious to see what sort of a +place it was that he had been wasting his money on! + +To say that he was put out by Maud's aggravating behaviour would be +stating the case with excessive gentleness. He was furious. He sent +for the head of the detective agency and gave him a blowing up that +he was never to forget. It appears that the detectives had followed a +false lead and had been fooled by the wary Maud in a most humiliating +manner. They hadn't the remotest notion where she was, and evinced +great surprise when informed in a voice loud enough to be heard a +half-block away that she was on her way to Graustark. They said it +couldn't be possible, and he said they didn't know what they were +talking about. He was done with them. They could step out and ask the +cashier to give them a check for their services, and so on and so +forth. He did not forget to notify them that they were a gang of +loafers. + +Then he dragged Mrs. Blithers off to the Gare de l'Este and took the +Express to Vienna. He would see to the loan first and to Maud +afterward. + +He had no means of knowing that a certain Miss Guile was doing more +to shape the destiny of the principality of Graustark than all the +millions he had poured into its treasury. Nor had he the faintest +suspicion that she was even then on Graustark soil and waiting as +eagerly as he for the procession to pass a given point. + +Going back a day or two, it becomes necessary to report that while in +Vienna the perverse Bedelia played a shabby trick on the infatuated +Robin. She stole away from the Bristol in the middle of the night and +was half-way to the Graustark frontier before he was aware of her +flight. She left a note for him, the contents of which sufficed to +ease his mind in the presence of what otherwise might have been +looked upon as a calamity. Instead of relapsing into despondency over +her defection, he became astonishingly exuberant. It was relief and +not despair that followed the receipt of the brief letter. She had +played directly into his hand, after all. In other words, she had +removed a difficulty that had been troubling him for days: the +impossibility of entering his own domain without betraying his +identity to her. Naturally his entrance to the Capital would be +attended by the most incriminating manifestation on the part of the +populace. The character of R. Schmidt would be effaced in an instant, +and, according to his own notion, quite a bit too soon to suit his +plans. He preferred to remain Schmidt until she placed her hand in +his and signified a readiness to become plain Mrs. R. Schmidt of +Vienna. That would be his hour of triumph. + +In her note she said: "Forgive me for running away like this. It is +for the best. I must have a few days to myself, dear friend,--days +for sober reflection uninfluenced by the presence of a natural enemy +to composure. And so I am leaving you in this cowardly, graceless +fashion. Do not think ill of me. I give you my solemn promise that in +a few days I shall let you know where I may be found if you choose to +come to me. Even then I may not be fully convinced in my own mind +that our adventure has reached its climax. You have said that you +would accompany me to Graustark. I am leaving to-night for that +country, where I shall remain in seclusion for a few days before +acquainting you with my future plans. It is not my intention to stop +in Edelweiss at present. The newspapers proclaim a state of unrest +there over the coming visit of Mr. Blithers and the return of the +Prince, both of whom are very much in the public eye just now. I +prefer the quiet of the country to the excitement of the city, so I +shall seek some remote village and give myself up to--shall I say +prayerful meditation? Believe me, dear Rex, to be your most devoted, +though whimsical, Bedelia." + +He was content with this. Deep down in his heart he thanked her for +running away at such an opportune time! The situation was +immeasurably simplified. He had laid awake nights wondering how he +could steal into his own domain with her as a companion and still put +off the revelation that he was not yet ready to make. Now the way was +comparatively easy. Once the demonstration was safely over, he could +carry on his adventure with something of the same security that made +the prowlings of the Bagdad Caliphs such happy enterprises, for he +could with impunity traverse the night in the mantle of R. Schmidt. + +Immediately upon receiving her letter, he sent for Quinnox and +Gourou, who were stopping at a hotel nearby. + +"I am ready to proceed to Edelweiss, my friends," said he. "Miss +Guile has departed. Will you book accommodations on the earliest +train leaving for home?" + +"I have already seen to that, highness," said Gourou calmly. "We +leave at six this evening. Count Quinnox has wired the Prime Minister +that you will arrive in Edelweiss at three to-morrow afternoon, God +willing." + +"You knew that she had gone?" + +"I happened to be in the Nordbahnhof when she boarded the train at +midnight," replied the Baron, unmoved. + +"Do you never sleep?" demanded Robin hotly. + +"Not while I am on duty," said Gourou. + +The Prince was thoughtful, his brow clouding with a troubled frown. +"I suppose I shall now have to face my people with the confession +that will confirm their worst fears. I may as well say to you, my +friends, that I mean to make her my wife even though it costs me my +kingdom. Am I asking too much of you, gentlemen, when I solicit your +support in my fight against the prejudice that is certain to--" + +Quinnox stopped him with a profound gesture of resignation and a +single word: "Kismet!" and Gourou, with his most ironic smile, added: +"You may count on us to support the crown, highness, even though we +lose our heads." + +"Thank you," said Robin, flushing. "Just because I appear to have +lost my head is no reason for your doing the same, Baron Gourou." + +The Baron's smile was unfaltering. "True," he said." But we may be +able to avoid all that by inducing the people of Graustark to lose +their hearts." + +"Do you think they will accept her as--as their princess?" cried +Robin, hopefully. + +"I submit that it will first be necessary for you to induce Miss +Guile to accept you as her prince," said Gourou mildly. "That doesn't +appear to be settled at present." + +He took alarm. "What do you mean? Your remark has a sinister sound. +Has anything transpired to--" + +"She has disappeared, highness, quite effectually. That is all that I +can say," said Gourou, and Robin was conscious of a sudden chill and +the rush of cold moisture to his brow. "But let us prepare to +confront an even more substantial condition. A prospective father-in- +law is descending upon our land. He is groping in the dark and he is +angry. He has lost a daughter somewhere in the wilds of Europe, and +he realises that he cannot hope to become the grandfather of princes +unless he can produce a mother for them. At present he seems to be +desperate. He doesn't know where to find her, as Little Bo-peep might +have said. We may expect to catch him in a very ugly and obstreperous +mood. Have I told you that he was in this city last night? He arrived +at the Bristol a few hours prior to the significant departure of Miss +Guile. Moreover, he has chartered a special train and is leaving to- +day for Edelweiss. Count Quinnox has taken the precaution to advise +the Prime Minister of his approach and has impressed upon him the +importance of decrying any sort of popular demonstration against him +on his arrival. Romano reports that the people are in an angry mood. +I would suggest that you prepare, in a way, to placate them, now that +Miss Guile has more or less dropped out of sight. It behooves you to-- +" + +"See here," broke in Robin harshly, "have you had the effrontery to +make a personal appeal to Miss Guile in your confounded efforts to +prevent the--" + +"Just a moment, Robin," exclaimed Count Quinnox, his face hardening. +"I am sorry to hear words of anger on your lips, and directed toward +your most loyal friends. You ask us to support you and in the next +breath imply that we are unworthy. It is beneath the dignity of +either Baron Gourou or myself to reply to your ungenerous charge." + +"I beg your pardon," said Robin, but without lowering his head. He +was not convinced. The barb of suspicion had entered his brain. Were +they, after all, responsible for Bedelia's flight? Had they revealed +his identity to the girl and afterward created such alarm in her +breast that she preferred to slink away in the night rather than to +court the humiliation that might follow if she presumed to wed +Graustark's prince in opposition to his country's wish? "You must +admit that the circumstance of her secret flight last night is +calculated to--But, no matter. We will drop the subject. I warn you, +however, that my mind is fixed. I shall not rest until I have found +her." + +"I fancy that the state of unrest will be general," said Gourou, with +perfect good-nature. "It will go very hard with Graustark if we fail +to find her. And now, to return to our original sin: What are we to +do about the ambitious Mr. Blithers? He is on my conscience and I +tremble." + +It must not be supposed for an instant that the City of Edelweiss and +the court of Graustark was unimpressed by the swift approach and +abrupt arrival of Mr. Blithers. His coming had been heralded for days +in advance. The city was rudely expectant, the court uneasy. The man +who had announced his determination to manage the public and private +affairs of the principality was coming to town. He was coming in +state, there could be no doubt about that. More than that, he was +coming to propitiate the people whether they chose to be mollified or +not. He was bringing with him a vast store of business acumen, an +unexampled confidence and the self-assurance of one who has never +encountered failure. Shylock's mantle rested on his hated shoulders, +and Judas Iscariot was spoken of with less abhorrence than William W. +Blithers by the Christian country of Graustark. He was coming to get +better acquainted with his daughter's future subjects. + +Earlier in the week certain polite and competent gentlemen from +Berlin had appeared at the Castle gates, carrying authority from the +dauntless millionaire. They calmly announced that they had come to +see what repairs were needed in and about the Castle and to put the +place in shape. A most regrettable incident followed. They were +chased out of town by an angry mob and serious complications with the +German Empire were likely to be the result of the outrage. + +Moreover, the citizens of Graustark were openly reluctant to deposit +their state bonds as security for the unpopular loan, and there was a +lively sentiment in favour of renouncing the agreement entered into +by the cabinet. + +The Prime Minister, in the absence of the Prince, called mass +meetings in all the towns and villages and emissaries of the crown +addressed the sullen crowds. They sought to clarify the atmosphere. +So eloquent were their pleadings and so sincere their promises that +no evil would befall the state, that the more enlightened of the +people began to deposit their bonds in the crown treasury. Others, +impressed by the confidence of their more prosperous neighbours, +showed signs of weakening. The situation was made clear to them. +There could be no possible chance of loss from a financial point of +view. Their bonds were safe, for the loan itself was a perfectly +legitimate transaction, a conclusion which could not be gainsaid by +the most pessimistic of the objectors. Mr. Blithers would be paid in +full when the time came for settlement, the bonds would be restored +to their owners, and all would be well with Graustark. + +As for the huge transactions Mr. Blithers had made in London, Paris +and Berlin, there could be but one conclusion: he had the right to +invest his money as he pleased. That was his look-out. The bonds of +Graustark were open to purchase in any market. Any investor in the +world was entitled to buy all that he could obtain if he felt +inclined to put his money to that use. The earnest agents of the +government succeeded in convincing the people that Mr. Blithers had +made a good investment because he was a good business man. What did +it matter to Graustark who owned the outstanding bonds? It might as +well be Blithers as Bernstein or any one else. + +As for Miss Blithers becoming the Princess of Graustark, that was +simple poppy-cock, declared the speakers. The crown could take oath +that Prince Robin would not allow _that_ to happen. Had he not +declared in so many words that he would never wed the daughter of +William Blithers, and, for that matter, hadn't the young woman also +announced that she would have none of him? There was one thing that +Mr. Blithers couldn't do, and that was to marry his daughter to the +Prince of Graustark. + +And so, by the time that Mr. Blithers arrived in Edelweiss, the +people were in a less antagonistic frame of mind,--though sullenly +suspicious,--and were even prepared to grin in their sleeves, for, +after all, it was quite clear that the joke was not on them but on +Mr. Blithers. + +When the special train pulled into the station Mr. Blithers turned to +his wife and said: + +"Cheer up, Lou. This isn't a funeral." + +"But there is quite a mob out there," she said, peering through the +car window. "How can we be sure that they are friendly?" + +"Don't you worry," said Mr. Blithers confidently. "They are not +likely to throw rocks at the goose that lays the golden egg." If he +had paused to think, he would not have uttered such a careless +indictment. The time would come when she was to remind him of his +thoughtless admission, omitting, however, any reference to the golden +egg. + +The crowd was big, immobile, surly. It lined the sidewalks in the +vicinity of the station and stared with curious, half-closed eyes at +the portly capitalist and his party, which, by the way, was rendered +somewhat imposing in size by augmentation in the shape of lawyers +from Paris and London, clerks and stenographers from the Paris +office, and four plain clothes men who were to see to it that Midas +wasn't blown to smithereens by envious anarchists; to say nothing of +a lady's maid, a valet, a private secretary and a doctor. (Mr. +Blithers always went prepared for the worst.) + +He was somewhat amazed and disgruntled by the absence of silk-hat +ambassadors from the Castle, with words of welcome for him on his +arrival. There was a plentiful supply of policemen but no cabinet +ministers. He was on the point of censuring his secretary for not +making it clear to the government that he was due to arrive at such +and such an hour and minute, when a dapper young man in uniform--he +couldn't tell whether he was a patrolman or a captain--came up and +saluted. + +"I am William W. Blithers," said he sharply. + +"I am an official guide and interpreter, sir," announced the young +man suavely. "May I have the honour--" + +"Not necessary--not necessary at all," exploded Mr. Blithers. "I can +get about without a guide." + +"You will require an interpreter, sir," began the other, only to be +waved aside. + +"Any one desiring to speak to me will have to do it in English," said +Mr. Blithers, and marched out to the carriages. + +He was in some doubt at first, but as his carriage passed swiftly +between the staring ranks on the sidewalks, he began to doff his hat +and bow to the right and the left. His smiles were returned by the +multitude, and so his progress was more or less of a triumph after +all. + +At the Regengetz he found additional cause for irritation. The lords +and nobles who should have met him at the railway station were as +conspicuously absent in the rotunda of the hotel. No one was there to +receive him except the ingratiating manager of the establishment, who +hoped that he had had a pleasant trip and who assured him that it +would not be more than a couple of hours before his rooms would be +vacated by the people who now had them but were going away as soon as +the procession had passed. + +"Get 'em out at once," stormed Mr. Blithers. "Do you think I want to +hang around this infernal lobby until--" + +"Pardon me," said the manager blandly, "but your rooms will not be +ready for you before four or five o'clock. They are occupied. We can +put you temporarily in rooms at the rear if your lady desires to rest +and refresh herself after the journey." + +"Well, I'll be--" began Mr. Blithers, purple in the face, and then +leaned suddenly against the counter, incapable of finishing the +sentence. + +The manager rubbed his hands and smiled. "This is one of our gala +days, Mr. Blithers. You could not have arrived at a time more +opportune. I have taken the precaution to reserve chairs for you on +the verandah. The procession will pass directly in front of the hotel +on its way to Castle avenue." + +"What procession?" demanded Mr. Blithers. He was beginning to recall +the presence of uniformed bands and mounted troops in the side +streets near the station. + +"The Prince is returning to-day from his trip around the world," said +the manager. + +"He ought to have been back long ago," said Mr. Blithers wrathfully, +and mopped his brow with a hand rendered unsteady by a mental +convulsion. He was thinking of his hat-lifting experience. + +True to schedule, the procession passed the hotel at five. Bands were +playing, people were shouting, banners were waving, and legions of +mounted and foot soldiers in brilliant array clogged the +thoroughfare. The royal equipage rolled slowly by, followed by less +gorgeous carriages in which were seated the men who failed to make +the advent of Mr. Blithers a conspicuous success. + +Prince Robin sat in the royal coach, faced by two unbending officers +of the Royal Guard. He was alone on the rear seat, and his brown, +handsome face was aglow with smiles. Instead of a hat of silk, he +lifted a gay and far from immaculate conception in straw; instead of +a glittering uniform, he wore a suit of blue serge and a peculiarly +American tie of crimson hue. He looked more like a popular athlete +returning from conquests abroad than a prince of ancient lineage. But +the crowd cheered itself hoarse over this bright-faced youngster who +rode by in a coach of gold and brandished a singularly unregal +chapeau. + +His alert eyes were searching the crowd along the street, in the +balconies and windows with an eager intensity. He was looking for the +sweet familiar face of the loveliest girl on earth, and knew that he +looked in vain, for even though she were one among the many her +features would be obscured by an impenetrable veil. If she were +there, he wondered what her thoughts might be on beholding the humble +R. Schmidt in the role of a royal prince receiving the laudations of +the loving multitude! + +Passing the Regengetz, his eyes swept the rows of cheering people +banked upon its wide terrace and verandahs. He saw Mr. and Mrs. +Blithers well down in front, and for a second his heart seemed to +stand still. Would she be with them? It was with a distinct sensation +of relief that he realised that she was not with the smiling +Americans. + +Mr. Blithers waved his hat and, instead of shouting the +incomprehensible greeting of the native spectators, called out in +vociferous tones: + +"Welcome home! Welcome! Hurrah!" + +As the coach swerved into the circle and entered the great, tree- +lined avenue, followed by the clattering chorus of four thousand +horse-shoes, Mrs. Blithers after a final glimpse of the disappearing +coach, sighed profoundly, shook out her handkerchief from the +crumpled ball she had made of it with her nervously clenched fingers, +touched her lips with it and said: + +"Oh, what a remarkably handsome, manly boy he is, Will." + +Mr. Blithers nodded his head proudly. "He certainly is. I'll bet my +head that Maud is crazy about him already. She can't help it, Lou. +That trip on the _Jupiter_ was a God-send." + +"I wish we could hear something from her," said Mrs. Blithers, +anxiously. + +"Don't you worry," said he. "She'll turn up safe and sound and +enthusiastic before she's a week older. We'll have plain sailing from +now on, Lou." + + + + +CHAPTER XXII + +A VISIT TO THE CASTLE + + +Mr. Blithers indeed experienced plain sailing for the ensuing twenty +hours. It was not until just before he set forth at two the next +afternoon to attend, by special appointment, a meeting of the cabinet +in the council chamber at the Castle that he encountered the first +symptom of squalls ahead. + +He had sent his secretary to the Castle with a brief note suggesting +an early conference. It naturally would be of an informal character, +as there was no present business before them. The contracts had +already been signed by the government and by his authorised agents. +So far as the loan was concerned there was nothing more to be said. +Everything was settled. True, it was still necessary to conform to a +certain custom by having the Prince affix his signature to the +contract over the Great Seal of State, but as he previously had +signed an agreement in New York this brief act was of a more or less +perfunctory nature. + +The deposit of bonds by the state and its people would follow in +course of time, as prescribed by contract, and Mr. Blithers was +required to place in the Bank of Graustark, on such and such a date, +the sum of three million pounds sterling. Everybody was satisfied +with the terms of the contract. Mr. Blithers was to get what really +amounted to nearly nine percent on a gilt-edged investment, and +Graustark was to preserve its integrity and retain its possessions. + +There was a distant cloud on the financial horizon, however, a vague +shadow at present,--but prophetic of storm. It was perfectly clear to +the nobles that when these bonds matured, Mr. Blithers would be in a +position to exact payment, and as they matured in twelve years from +date he was likely to be pretty much alive and kicking when the hour +of reckoning arrived. + +Mr. Blithers was in the mood to be amiable. He anticipated +considerable pleasure in visiting the ancient halls of his +prospective grandchildren. During the forenoon he had taken a motor +ride about the city with Mrs. Blithers, accompanied by a guide who +created history for them with commendable glibness and some veracity, +and pointed out the homes of great personages as well as the +churches, monuments and museums. He also told them in a confidential +undertone that the Prince was expected to marry a beautiful American +girl and that the people were enchanted with the prospect! That sly +bit of information realised ten dollars for him at the end of the +trip, aside from his customary fee. + +The first shock to the placidity of Mr. Blithers came with the brief +note in reply to his request for an informal conference. The Lord +Chamberlain curtly informed him that the Cabinet would be in session +at two and would be pleased to grant him an audience of half an hour, +depending on his promptness in appearing. + +Mr. Blithers was not accustomed to being granted audiences. He had +got into the habit of having them thrust upon him. It irritated him +tremendously to have any one measure time for him. Why, even the +President of the United States, the Senate, or the District Attorney +in New York couldn't do _that_ for him. And here was a whipper- +snapper Lord Chamberlain telling him that the Cabinet would grant him +half-an-hour! He managed to console himself, however, with the +thought that matters would not always be as they were at present. +There would be a decided change of tune later on. + +It would be folly to undertake the depiction of Mr. Blithers' first +impressions of the Castle and its glories, both inside out. To begin +with, he lost no small amount of his assurance when he discovered +that the great gates in the wall surrounding the park were guarded by +resplendent dragoons who politely demanded his "pass." After the +officer in charge had inspected the Lord Chamberlain's card as if he +had never seen one before, he ceremoniously indicated to a warden +that the gates were to be opened. There was a great clanking of +chains, the drawing of iron bolts, the whirl of a windlass, and the +ponderous gates swung slowly ajar. + +Mr. Blithers caught his breath--and from that instant until he found +himself crossing the great hall in the wake of an attendant delegated +to conduct him to the council chamber his sensations are not to be +described. It is only necessary to say that he was in a reverential +condition, and that is saying a great deal for Mr. Blithers. A +certain bombastic confidence in himself gave way to mellow timidity. +He was in a new world. He was cognisant of a distinct sensation of +awe. His ruthless Wall Street tread became a mincing, uncertain +shuffle; he could not conquer the absurd notion that he ought to tip- +toe his way about these ancient halls with their thick, velvety rugs +and whispering shadows. + +Everywhere about him was pomp, visible and invisible. It was in the +great stairway, the vaulted ceilings, the haughty pillars, over all +of which was the sheen of an age that surpassed his comprehension. +Rigid servitors watched his progress through the vast spaces--men +with grim, unsmiling faces. He knew, without seeing, that this huge +pile was alive with noble lords and ladies: The court! Gallantry and +beauty to mock him with their serene indifference! + +Somewhere in this great house beautiful women were idling, or +feasting, or dreaming. He was conscious of their presence all about +him, and shrank slightly as he wondered if they were scrutinising his +ungainly person. He was suddenly ashamed of his tight-fitting cut-a- +way coat and striped trousers. Really he ought to get a new suit! +These garments were much too small for him. + +Were ironic eyes taking in the fresh creases in those New York +trousers? Were they regarding his shimmering patent leather shoes +with an intelligence that told them that he was in pain? Were they +wondering how much he weighed and why he didn't unbutton his coat +when he must have known that it would look better if it didn't pinch +him so tightly across the chest? Above all things, were they smiling +at the corpulent part of him that preceded the rest of his body, clad +in an immaculate waistcoat? He never had felt so conspicuous in his +life, nor so certain that he was out of place. + +Coming in due time--and with a grateful heart--to a small ante- +chamber, he was told to sit down and wait. He sat down very promptly. +In any other house he would have sauntered around, looking at the +emblems, crests and shields that hung upon the walls. But now he sat +and wondered. He wondered whether this could be William W. Blithers. +Was this one of the richest men in the world--this fellow sitting +here with his hands folded tightly across his waistcoat? He was +forced to admit that it was and at the same time it wasn't. + +The attendant returned and he was ushered into a second chamber, at +the opposite end of which was a large, imposing door--closed. Beside +this door stood a slim, erect figure in the red, blue and gold +uniform of an officer of the Castle guard. As Mr. Blithers approached +this rigid figure, he recognised a friend and a warm glow pervaded +his heart. There could be no mistaking the smart moustache and +supercilious eye-brows. It was Lieutenant Dank. + +"How do you do?" said Mr. Blithers. "Glad to see you again." His +voice sounded unnatural. He extended his hand. + +Dank gave him a ceremonious salute, bowed slightly but without a +smile, and then threw open the door. + +"Mr. Blithers, my lords," he announced, and stood aside to let the +stranger in a strange land pass within. + +A number of men were seated about a long table in the centre of this +imposing chamber. No one arose as Mr. Blithers entered the room and +stopped just inside the door. He heard it close gently behind him. He +was at a loss for the first time in his life. He didn't know whether +he was to stop just inside the door fingering his hat like a +messenger boy, or go forward and join the group. His gaze fell upon a +huge oaken chair at the far end of the table. It was the only +unoccupied seat that came within the scope of his rather limited +vision. He could not see anything beyond the table and the impassive +group that surrounded it. Was it possible that the big chair was +intended for him? If so, how small and insignificant he would look +upon it. He had a ghastly notion that his feet would not touch the +floor, and he went so far as to venture the hope that there would be +a substantial round somewhere about midway from the bottom. + +He had appeared before the inquisitorial committees in the United +States Senate, and had not been oppressed by the ponderous gravity of +the investigation. He had faced the Senators without a tremor of awe. +He had even regarded them with a confidence, equal if not superior to +their own. But now he faced a calm, impassive group of men who seemed +to strip him down to the flesh with a cool, piercing interest, and +who were in no sense impressed by what they saw. + +Despite his nervousness he responded to the life long habit of +calculation. He counted the units in the group in a single, rapid +glance, and found that there were eleven. Eleven lords of the realm! +Eleven stern, dignified, unsmiling strangers to the arrogance of +William W. Blithers! Something told him at once that he could not +spend an informal half-hour with them. Grim, striking, serious +visages, all of them! The last hope for his well-fed American humour +flickered and died. He knew that it would never do to regale them in +an informal off-hand way--as he had planned--with examples of native +wit. + +Reverting to the precise moment of his entrance to the Castle, we +find Mr. Blithers saying to himself that there wasn't the slightest +use in even hoping that he might be invited to transfer his lodgings +from the Regengetz to the Royal bed-chambers. The chance of being +invited to dine there seemed to dwindle as well. While he sat and +waited in the first antechamber he even experienced strange +misgivings in respect to parental privileges later on. + +After what appeared to him to be an interminable length of time, but +in reality no more than a few seconds, a tall man arose from his seat +and advanced with outstretched hand. Mr. Blithers recognised Count +Quinnox, the Minister of War. He shook that friendly hand with a +fervour that must have surprised the Count. Never in all his life had +he been so glad to see any one. + +"How are you, my lord," said the king of finance, fairly meek with +gratefulness. + +"Excellently well, Mr. Blithers," returned the Count. "And you?" + +"Never better, never better," said Mr. Blithers, again pumping the +Count's hand up and down--with even greater heartiness than before. +"Glad to see you. Isn't it a pleasant day? I was telling Mrs. +Blithers this morning that I'd never seen a pleasanter day. We--" + +"Let me introduce you to my colleagues, Mr. Blithers," interrupted +the Count. + +"Happy, I'm sure," mumbled Mr. Blithers. To save his life, he +couldn't tell what had got into him. He had never acted like this +before. + +The Count was mentioning the names of dukes, counts and barons, and +Mr. Blithers was bowing profoundly to each in turn. No one offered to +shake hands with him, although each rose politely, even graciously. +They even smiled. He remembered that very well afterwards. They +smiled kindly, almost benignly. He suddenly realised what had got +into him. It was respect. + +"A chair, Franz," said the white haired, gaunt man who was called +Baron Romano. "Will you sit here, Mr. Blithers? Pray forgive our +delay in admitting you. We were engaged in a rather serious +discussion over--" + +"Oh, that's all right," said Mr. Blithers, magnanimously. "Am I +interfering with any important business, gent--my lords? If so, just-- +" + +"Not at all, Mr. Blithers. Pray be seated." + +"Sure I'm not taking any one's seat?" + +"A secretary's, sir. He can readily find another." + +Mr. Blithers sat down. He was rather pleased to find that the big +chair was not meant for him. A swift intuition told him that it was +reserved for the country's ruler. + +"The Prince signed the contracts just before you arrived, Mr. +Blithers," said Baron Romano. "The seal has been affixed to each of +the documents, and your copy is ready for delivery at any time." + +Mr. Blithers recovered himself slightly. "You may send it to the +hotel, Baron, at any time to-morrow. My lawyers will have a look at +it." Then he made haste to explain: "Not that it is really necessary, +but just as a matter of form. Besides, it gives the lawyers something +to do." He sent an investigating glance around the room. + +"The Prince has retired," said the Baron, divining the thought. "He +does not remain for the discussions." Glancing at the huge old clock +above the door, the Prime Minister assumed a most business-like air. +"It will doubtless gratify you to know that three-fourths of the +bonds have been deposited, Mr. Blithers, and the remainder will be +gathered in during the week. Holders living in remote corners of our +country have not as yet been able to reach us with their securities. +A week will give them sufficient time, will it not, Count Lazzar?" + +"I may safely say that all the bonds will be in our hands by next +Tuesday at the latest," said the Minister of the Treasury. He was a +thin, ascetic man; his keen eyes were fixed rather steadily upon Mr. +Blithers. After a moment's pause, he went on: "We are naturally +interested in your extensive purchases of our outstanding bonds, Mr. +Blithers. I refer to the big blocks you have acquired in London, +Paris and Berlin." + +"Want to know what I bought them for?" inquired Mr. Blithers amiably. + +"We have wondered not a little at your readiness to invest such a +fortune in our securities." + +"Well, there you have it. Investment, that's all. Your credit is +sound, and your resources unquestioned, your bonds gilt-edge. I am +glad of the opportunity to take a few dollars out of Wall Street +uncertainties and put 'em into something absolutely certain. Groo-- +Gras--er--Groostock bonds are pretty safe things to have lying in a +safety vault in these times of financial unrest. They create a pretty +solid fortune for my family,--that is to say, for my daughter and her +children. A sensible business man,--and I claim to be one,--looks +ahead, my lords. Railroads are all right as long as you are alive and +can run them yourself. It's after you are dead that they fail to do +what is expected of them. New fingers get into the pie, and you never +can tell what they'll pull out in their greediness. I cannot imagine +anything safer in the shape of an investment than the bonds of a +nation that has a debt of less than fifty million dollars. As a +citizen of a republic whose national debt is nearly a billion, I +confess that I can't see how you've managed so well." + +"We are so infinitesimal, Mr. Blithers, that I daresay we could be +lost in the smallest of your states," said Baron Romano, with a +smile. + +"Rhode Island is pretty small," Mr. Blithers informed him, without a +smile. + +"It is most gratifying to Graustark to know that you value our +securities so highly as a legacy," said Count Lazzar, suavely. "May I +venture the hope, however, that your life may be prolonged beyond the +term of their existence? They expire in a very few years--a dozen, in +fact." + +"Oh, I think I can hang on that long," said Mr. Blithers, a little +more at ease. He was saying to himself that these fellows were not so +bad, after all. "Still one never knows. I may be dead in a year. My +daughter--but, of course, you will pardon me if I don't go into my +private affairs. I fear I have already said too much." + +"On the contrary, sir, we are all only too willing to be edified. The +workings of an intelligence such as jours cannot fail to be of +interest to us who are so lacking in the power to cope with great +undertakings. I confess to a selfish motive in asking you about your +methods of--er--investment," said the Minister of Finance. Mr. +Blithers failed to see that he was shrewdly being led up to a matter +that was of more importance to Graustark just then than anything +along financial lines. + +"I am only too willing, my lords, to give you the benefit of my +experience. Any questions that you may care to ask, I'll be glad to +answer to the best of my ability. It is only natural that I should +take a great personal interest in Graustock from now on. I want to +see the country on the boom. I want to see it taking advantage of all +the opportunities that--er--come its way. There may be a few +pointers that William W. Blithers can give you in respect to your +railways and mines--and your general policy, perhaps. I hope you +won't hesitate about asking." + +The Prime Minister tapped reflectively upon the table-top with his +fingers for a moment or two. + +"Thank you," he said. "We are at this very moment in something of a +quandary in respect to the renewal of a treaty with one of our +neighbours. For the past twenty years we have been in alliance with +our next door neighbours, Axphain on the north and Dawsbergen on the +south and east. The triple alliance will end this year unless +renewed. Up to the present our relations have been most amiable. +Axphain stands ready to extend our mutual protective agreement for +another term of years, but Dawsbergen is lukewarm and inclined to +withdraw. When you become better acquainted with the politics of our +country you will understand how regrettable such an action on the +part of a hitherto friendly government will be." + +"What's the grievance?" inquired Mr. Blithers, bluntly. He was edging +into familiar waters now. "What's the matter with Dawsbergen? Money +controversy?" + +"Not at all," said Lazzar hastily. + +"Why not let 'em withdraw?" said Mr. Blithers. "We can get along +without them." + +There was a general uplifting of heads at the use of the pronoun, and +a more fixed concentration of gaze. + +"I daresay you are already acquainted with the desire on the part of +Dawsbergen to form an alliance in which Axphain can have no part," +said Baron Romano. "In other words, it has been the desire of both +Dawsbergen and Graustark to perfect a matrimonial alliance that may +cement the fortunes of the two countries--" + +"Count Quinnox mentioned something of the sort," interrupted Mr. +Blithers. "But suppose this matrimonial alliance doesn't come off, +who would be the sufferer, you or Dawsbergen? Who will it benefit the +most?" + +There was a moment's silence. Doubtless it had never occurred to the +Ministry to speculate on the point. + +"Dawsbergen is a rich, powerful country," said Romano. "We will be +the gainers by such an alliance. Mr. Blithers." + +"I don't go much on alliances," said the capitalist. "I believe in +keeping out of them if possible." + +"I see," said the Baron reflectively. There was another silence. +Then: "It has come to our notice in a most direct manner that the +Prince of Dawsbergen feels that his friendly consideration of a +proposal made by our government some years ago is being disregarded +in a manner that can hardly be anything but humiliating to him, not +only as a sovereign but as a father." + +"He's the one who has the marriageable daughter, eh? I had really +forgotten the name." + +The Baron leaned forward, still tapping the table-top with his long, +slim fingers. + +"The report that Prince Robin is to marry your daughter, Mr. +Blithers, has reached his ears. It is only natural that he should +feel resentful. For fifteen years there has been an understanding +that the Crown Princess of Dawsbergen and the Prince of Graustark +were one day to be wedded to each other. You will admit that the +present reports are somewhat distressing to him and unquestionably so +to the Crown Princess." + +Mr. Blithers settled back in his chair. "It seems to me that he is +making a mountain out of a molehill." + +Baron Romano shrank perceptibly. "It devolves upon me, sir, as +spokesman for the Ministry, the court and the people of Graustark, to +inform you that marriage between our Prince and any other than the +Crown Princess of Dawsbergen is not to be considered as possible." + +Mr. Blithers stared. "Hasn't the Prince any voice in the matter?" he +demanded. + +"Yes. He has already denied, somewhat publicly, that he is not +contemplating marriage with your daughter. He has had a voice in that +matter at least." + +A fine moisture started out on the purplish brow of Mr. Blithers. +Twenty-two eyes were upon him. He realised that he was not attending +an informal conference. He had been brought here for a deliberate +purpose. + +"I may be permitted the privilege of reminding you, my lords, that +his denial was no more emphatic than that expressed by my daughter," +he said, with real dignity. + +"We have accepted her statement as final, but it is our earnest +desire that the minds of the people be set at rest," said the Baron +gravely. "I sincerely trust that you will appreciate our position, +Mr. Blithers. It is not our desire or intention to offend in this +matter, but we believe it to be only fair and just that we should +understand each other at the outset. The impression is afoot that--" + +"My lords," said Mr. Blithers, rising, his face suddenly pale, "I beg +leave to assure you that my daughter's happiness is of far more +importance to me than all the damned principalities in the world. +Just a moment, please. I apologise for the oath--but I mean it, just +the same. I do not resent your attitude, nor do I resent your haste +in conveying to me your views on the subject. It may be diplomacy to +go straight to a question and get it over with, but it isn't always +diplomatic to go off half-cocked. I will say, with perfect candour, +that I should like to see my daughter the Princess of Graustark, but +--by God! I want you to understand that her own wishes in the matter +are to govern mine in the end. I have had this marriage in mind, +there's no use denying it. I have schemed to bring these two young +people together with a single object in view. I knew that if they saw +enough of each other they would fall in love, and they would want the +happiness that love brings to all people. Just a moment, Baron! I +want to say to you now, all of you, that if my girl should love your +prince and he should love her in return, there isn't a power below +heaven that can keep them apart. If she doesn't love him, and he +should be unlucky enough to love her, I'd see him hanged before he +could have her. I'll admit that I have counted on seeing all of this +come to pass, and that I have bungled the thing pretty badly because +I'm a loving, selfish father,--but, my lords, since you have brought +me here to tell me that it is impossible for my girl to marry your +prince, I will say to you, here and now, that if they ever love each +other and want to get married, I'll see to it that it isn't +impossible. You issue an ultimatum to me, in plain words, so I'll +submit one to you, in equally plain words. I intend to leave this +matter entirely to my daughter and Prince Robin. They are to do the +deciding, so far as I am concerned. And if they decide that they love +each other and want to get married, _they will get married_. Do I make +myself perfectly plain, my lords?" + +The dignified Ministry of Graustark sat agape. With his concluding +words, Mr. Blithers deposited his clenched fist upon the table with a +heavy thud, and, as if fascinated, every eye shifted from his face to +the white knuckles of that resolute hand. + +Baron Romano also arose. "You place us in the extremely distressing +position of being obliged to oppose the hand of a benefactor, Mr. +Blithers. You have come to our assistance in a time of need. You +have--" + +"If it is the loan you are talking about, Baron, that is quite beside +the question," interrupted Mr. Blithers. "I do not speculate. I may +have had a personal motive in lending you this money, but I don't +believe you will find that it enters into the contract we have +signed. I don't lend money for charity's sake. I sometimes give it to +charity, but when it comes to business, I am not charitable. I have +made a satisfactory loan and I am not complaining. You may leave out +the word benefactor, Baron. It doesn't belong in the game." + +"As you please, sir," said Romano coldly. "We were only intent upon +conveying to you our desire to maintain friendly relations with you, +Mr. Blithers, despite the unpleasant conditions that have arisen. I +may at least question your right to assume that we are powerless to +prevent a marriage that is manifestly unpopular with the subjects of +Prince Robin." + +"I had it on excellent authority to-day that the people are not +opposed to the union of my daughter and the prince," said Mr. +Blithers. + +"I am compelled to say that you have been misinformed," said the +Baron, flatly. + +"I think I have not been misinformed, however, concerning the +personal views of Prince Robin. If I am not mistaken, he openly +declares that he will marry to suit himself and not the people of +Graustark. Isn't it barely possible, my lords, that he may have +something to say about who he is to marry?" + +"I confess that his attitude is all that you describe," said the +Baron. "He has announced his views quite plainly. We admit that he +may have something to say about it." + +"Then I submit that it isn't altogether an improbability that he may +decide to marry according to the dictates of his heart and not for +the sake of appearances," said Mr. Blithers scathingly. "I have an +idea that he will marry the girl he loves, no matter who she may be." + +[Illustration: The dignified Ministry of Graustark sat agape] + +Count Quinnox and Baron Gourou exchanged glances. These two men were +guilty of having kept from their colleagues all information +concerning a certain Miss Guile. They, as well as Dank, were bound by +a promise exacted by their sovereign prince. They alone knew that Mr. +Blithers was supported by an incontrovertible truth. For the present, +their lips were sealed, and yet they faced that anxious group with a +complete understanding of the situation. They knew that Mr. Blithers +was right. Prince Robin would marry the girl that he loved, and no +other. They knew that their prince expected to marry the daughter of +the man who now faced these proud noblemen and virtually defied them! + +"Am I not right, Count Quinnox?" demanded Mr. Blithers, turning +suddenly upon the Minister of War. "You are in a position to know +something about him. Am I not right?" + +Every eye was on the Count. "Prince Robin will marry for love, my +lords," he said quietly, "I am forced to agree with Mr. Blithers." + +Baron Romano sank into his chair. There was silence in the room for +many seconds. + +"May I enquire, Count Quinnox, if you know anything of the present +state of Prince Robin's--er--heart?" inquired the Prime Minister +finally. + +A tinge of red appeared in each of Count Quinnox's swarthy cheeks. + +"I can only surmise," said he briefly. + +"Has--has he met some one in whom he feels a--er--an interest?" + +"Yes." + +"May we have the benefit of your conclusions?" said Baron Romano, +icily. + +"I am not at liberty to supply information at present," said the +Count, visibly distressed. + +Mr. Blithers leaned forward, his hands upon the table. "Some one he +met after leaving New York?" he inquired eagerly. + +"Time will reveal everything, Mr. Blithers," said the Count, and +closed his jaws resolutely. His colleagues looked at him in +consternation. The worst, then, had happened! + +A gleam of triumph shot into the eyes of Mr. Blithers. His heart +swelled. He felt himself stepping out upon safe, solid ground after a +period of floundering. The very best, then, had happened! + +"My lords, I find that my half-hour is almost up," he said, pulling +out his gold watch and comparing its time with that of the clock on +the wall. "Permit me to take my departure. I am content to let +matters shape themselves as they may. Shakespeare says 'there is a +destiny that shapes our ends, rough hew them'--er--and so forth. +Allow me, however, before leaving, to assure you of my most kindly +interest in the welfare of your State. You may be pleased to know +that it is not from me that Graustark--did I get it right that time? +--will redeem her bonds when they mature, but from my only daughter. +She is nearly twenty-one years of age. On her twenty-fifth birthday I +shall present to her--as a gift--all of my holdings in Graustark. She +may do as she sees fit with them. Permit me to wish you all good day, +my lords. You may send the contract to my hotel, Baron. I expect to +remain in the city for some time." + +As he traversed the vast halls on his way to the outer world, he was +again overcome by the uneasy conviction that ironic eyes were looking +out upon him from luxurious retreats. Again he felt that his coat +fitted him too tightly and that his waistcoat was painfully in +evidence. He hurried a bit. If he could have had his way about it, he +would have run. Once outside the castle doors, he lighted a big +cigar, and threw the burnt-out match upon the polished flagstones of +the terrace. He regretted the act on the instant. He wished he had +not thrown it there. If the solemn grooms had not been watching, he +would have picked it up and stuck it into his pocket for disposal on +the less hallowed stones of a city thoroughfare. + +Outside the gates he felt more at ease, more at home, in fact. He +smoked in great contentment. In the broad, shady avenue he took out +his watch and pried open the case. A great pride filled his eyes as +he looked upon the dainty miniature portrait of his daughter Maud. +She _was_ lovely--she was even lovelier than he had ever thought +before. + +At the Regengetz a telegram awaited him. It was from Maud. + +"I shall be in Edelweiss this week without fail. I have something +very important to tell you." So it read. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIII + +PINGARI'S + + +Nine o'clock of a rainy night, on the steep, winding road that +climbed the mountain-side from the walled-in city to the crest on +which stood the famed monastery of St. Valentine,--nine o'clock of a +night fraught with pleasurable anticipation on the part of one R. +Schmidt, whose eager progress up the slope was all too slow +notwithstanding the encouragement offered by the conscienceless Jehu +who frequently beat his poor steeds into a gallop over level +stretches and never allowed them to pause on the cruel grades. + +Late in the afternoon there had come to the general post-office a +letter for Mr. R. Schmidt. He had told her that any message intended +for him would reach his hands if directed to the post-office. Since +his arrival in the city, three days before, he had purposely avoided +the main streets and avenues of Edelweiss, venturing forth but seldom +from the Castle grounds, and all because he knew that he could not go +abroad during the day-time without forfeiting the privileges to be +enjoyed in emulation of the good Caliphs of Baghdad. His people would +betray their prince because they loved him: his passage through the +streets could only be attended by respectful homage on the part of +every man, woman and child in the place. If Bedelia were there, she +could not help knowing who and what he was, with every one stupidly +lifting his hat and bowing to him as he passed, and he did not want +Bedelia to know the truth about him until she had answered an all- +important question, as has been mentioned before on more than one +occasion in the course of this simple tale. + +Her letter was brief. She merely acquainted him with the fact that +she had arrived in Edelweiss that day from Ganlook, twenty miles +away, and was stopping at the Inn of the Stars outside the city gates +and half way up the mountain-side, preferring the quiet, ancient +tavern to the stately Regengetz for reasons of her own. + +In closing she said that she would be delighted to see him when it +was convenient for him to come to her. On receipt of this singularly +matter-of-fact letter, he promptly despatched a message to Miss +Guile, Inn of the Stars, saying that she might expect him at nine +that night. + +Fortunately for him, the night was wet and blustering. He donned a +rain-coat, whose cape and collar served to cover the lower part of +his face fairly well, and completed his disguise by pulling far down +over his eyes the villainous broad-brimmed hat affected by the +shepherds in the hills. He had a pair of dark eye-glasses in reserve +for the crucial test that would come with his entrance to the Inn. + +Stealing away from the Castle at night, he entered the ram-shackle +cab that Hobbs had engaged for the expedition, and which awaited him +not far from the private entrance to the Park. Warders at the gate +looked askance as he passed them by, but not one presumed to question +him. They winked slyly at each other, however, after he had +disappeared in the shadows beyond the rays of the feeble lanterns +that they carried. It was good to be young! + +The driver of that rattling old vehicle was no other than the +versatile Hobbs, who, it appears, had rented the outfit for a fixed +sum, guaranteeing the owner against loss by theft, fire or +dissolution. It is not even remotely probable that the owner would +have covered the ground so quickly as Hobbs, and it is certain that +the horses never suspected that they had it in them. + +The mud-covered vehicle was nearing the Inn of the Stars when Robin +stuck his head out of the window and directed Hobbs to drive slower. + +"Very good, sir," said Hobbs. "I thought as how we might be late +after losing time at the city gates, sir, wot with that silly guard +and the--" + +"We are in good time, Hobbs. Take it easy." + +The lights of the Inn were gleaming through the drizzle not more than +a block away. Robin's heart was thumping furiously. Little chills ran +over him, delicious chills of excitement. His blood was hot and cold, +his nerves were tingling. The adventure! + +"Whoa!" said Hobbs suddenly. "'Ello, wot the 'ell is--" + +A dark figure had sprung into the road-way near the horses' heads, +and was holding up a warning hand. + +"Is this Mr. Schmidt's carriage?" demanded a hoarse, suppressed +voice. + +"It is," said Hobbs, "for the time being. Wot of it?" + +Robin's head came through the window. + +"What do you want?" + +"Some one is coming out here to meet you, sir. Do not drive up to the +doors. Those are the orders. You are to wait here, if you please." + +Then the man shot away into the darkness, leaving the wayfarers +mystified by his words and action. + +"Wot am I to do, sir?" inquired Hobbs. "Most hextraordinary orders, +and who the deuce is behind them, that's wot I'd like to know." + +"We'll wait here, Hobbs," said Robin, and then put his hand suddenly +to his heart. It was acting very queerly. For a moment he thought it +was in danger of pounding its way out of his body! + +Below him lay the lighted city, a great yellow cloud almost at his +feet. Nearer, on the mountain-side were the misty lights in the +windows of dwellers on the slope, and at points far apart the street +lamps, dim splashes of light in the gloom. Far above were the almost +obscured lights of St. Valentine, hanging in the sky. He thought of +the monks up there. What a life! He would not be a monk, not he. + +"My word!" exclaimed Hobbs, but instantly resumed his character as +cabby. + +A woman came swiftly out of the blackness and stopped beside the cab. +She was swathed in a long gossamer, and hooded. The carriage lamps +gleamed strong against the dripping coat. + +"Is it you?" cried Robin, throwing open the door and leaping to the +ground. + +"It is I, M'sieur," said the voice of Marie, Miss Guile's French +maid. + +Bleak disappointment filled his soul. He had hoped for--but no! He +might have known. She would not meet him in this manner. + +"What has happened?" he cried, grasping the girl's arm. "Has she--" + +"Sh! May we not speak in French?" said Marie, lowering her voice +after a significant look at the motionless cabman. "He may understand +English, M'sieur. My mistress has sent me to say to M'sieur that she +has changed her mind." + +"Changed her mind," gasped Robin. + +"Yes, M'sieur. She will not receive you at the Inn of the Stars. She +bids you drive to the end of this street, where there is a garden +with a Magyar band, and the most delicious of refreshments to be had +under vine-covered--" + +"A public garden?" exclaimed Robin in utter dismay. + +"Pingari's, sir," said Hobbs, without thinking. "I know the place +well. It is a very quiet, orderly place--I beg pardon!" + +"So he understands French, eh?" cried Marie sharply. + +"It doesn't matter," cried Robin impatiently. "Why, in heaven's name, +did she select a public eating-house in which to receive me?" + +"If M'sieur chooses to disregard the wishes of--" began the maid, but +he interrupted her. + +"I am not accustomed to meeting people in public gardens. I--" + +"Nor is my mistress, M'sieur. I assure you it is the first time she +has committed an indiscretion of this kind. May I put a flea in +M'sieur's ear? The place is quite empty to-night, and besides there +is the drive back to the Inn with Mademoiselle. Is not that +something, M'sieur?' + +"By jove!" exclaimed Robin. "Drive on,--you! But wait! Let me take +you to the Inn, Marie. It--" + +"No! I may not accept M'sieur's thoughtful invitation. Bon soir, +M'sieur." + +She was off like a flash. Robin leaped nimbly into the cab. + +"Pingari's, driver!" he said, his heart thumping once more. + +"Very good, sir," and they were off at a lively rate, rattling quite +gaily over the cobble-stones. + +Pingari's is the jumping-off place. It stands at the sharp corner of +an elbow in the mountain, with an almost sheer drop of a thousand +feet into the quarries below. A low-roofed, rambling building, once +used as a troop-house for nomadic fighting-men who came from all +parts of the principality on draft by feudal barons in the days +before real law obtained, it was something of a historic place. Parts +of the structure are said to be no less than five hundred years old, +but time and avarice have relegated history to a rather uncertain +background, and unless one is pretty well up in the traditions of the +town, he may be taken in nicely by shameless attendants who make no +distinction between the old and the new so long as it pays them to +procrastinate. + +As a matter of fact, the walls of the ancient troop-house surround +what is now considered the kitchen, and one never steps inside of +them unless he happens to be connected in a somewhat menial way with +the green grocer, the fish-monger, the butcher or the poultry-man. +The wonderful vine-covered porches, reeking with signs of decay and +tottering with age, are in truth very substantial affairs constructed +by an ancestor of the present Signor Pingari no longer ago than the +Napoleonic era--which is quite recent as things go in Graustark. + +Hobbs drove bravely into the court yard, shouted orders to a couple +of hostlers and descended from the box. The Magyar band was playing +blithely to the scattered occupants of the porches overlooking the +precipice. + +"'Ere we are, sir," said he to the Prince, as he jerked open the door +of the cab. "Shall I wait, sir?" + +"Certainly," said Robin, climbing out. "I am a long way from home, my +good man." + +He hurried up the steps and cast an eye about the place. There were +no ladies unattached. As he was about to start on a tour of +investigation, a polite person in brass buttons came up to him. + +"Alone, sir?" he inquired pityingly. + +"Quite," said Robin, still peering into the recesses. + +"Then come with me, if you please. I am directed to escort you to one +who is also alone. This way, sir." + +Robin followed him through a door, down a narrow hallway, up a flight +of stairs and out another door upon a small portico, sheltered by a +heavy canvas awning. Two men were standing at the railing, looking +down upon the impressionistic lights of the sunken city. The Prince +drew back, his face hardening. + +"What does this mean, sirrah? You said--" + +At the sound of his voice the two men turned, stared at him intently +for an instant and then deliberately strode past him, entered the +door and disappeared. The person in brass buttons followed them. + +A soft, gurgling laugh fell upon his ears--a laugh of pure delight. +He whirled about and faced--one who was no longer alone. + +She was seated at the solitary little table in the corner; until now +it had escaped his notice for the excellent reason that it was +outside the path of light from the open doorway, and the faint glow +from the adjacent porches did not penetrate the quiet retreat. + +He sprang toward her with a glad cry, expecting her to rise. She +remained seated, her hand extended. This indifference on her part may +have been the result of cool premeditation. In any event, it served +to check the impulsive ardour of the Prince, who, it is to be feared, +had lost something in the way of self-restraint. It is certain-- +absolutely certain--that had she come forward to meet him, she would +have found herself imprisoned in a pair of strong, eager arms,--and a +crisis precipitated. He had to be content with a warm hand-clasp and +a smile of welcome that even the gloom could not hide from his +devouring eyes. + +"My dear, dear Bedelia," he murmured. "I had almost given you up. +Three long days have I waited for you. You--" + +"I have never broken a promise, Rex," she said coolly." It is you who +are to be commended, not I, for you see I was coming to Graustark +anyway. I should not have been surprised if you had failed me, sir. +It is a long way from Vienna to this out-of-the-way--" + +"The most distant spot in the world would not have been too far away +to cause an instant's hesitation on my part," said he, dropping into +the chair opposite her. "I would go to the end of the world, +Bedelia." + +"But your personal affairs--your business," she protested. "Can you +neglect it so--" + +"My business is to find happiness," said he. "I should be neglecting +it indeed if I failed to pursue the only means of attaining it. You +are happiness, Bedelia." + +"What would you sacrifice for happiness?" she asked softly. + +"All else in the world," he replied steadily. "If I were a king, my +realm should go if it stood between me and--you, Bedelia." + +She drew back with a queer little gasp, as if suddenly breathless. + +"Wait--wait just for a moment," she said, with difficulty steadying +her voice. "This night may see the end of our adventure, Rex. Let us +think well before we say that it is over. I know, if you do not, that +a great deal depends upon what we are to say to each other to-night. +You will ask me to be your wife. Are you sure that you appreciate all +that it means to you and to your future if I should say yes to that +dear question?" + +He looked at her intently. "What do you know, Bedelia?" + +"I know that you are the Prince of Graustark and that it is ordained +that you shall wed one whose station is the equal of your own. You +must think well, dear Rex, before you ask Bedelia Guile to be your +wife." + +"You know that I am--" he began, dully, and then burst into a +mirthless laugh. "And knowing who I am, why do you not leap at the +chance to become the Princess of Graustark? Why not realise an +ambition that--" + +"Hush! You see how well I considered when I advised you to think +before speaking? You are now saying things that are unworthy of you. +You are forgetting that it is my privilege to say no to the am in +search of happiness. I too--" + +He stood up, leaning far over the table, a penetrating look in his +eyes. + +"How long have you known, Bedelia?" + +"Since the second day out on the _Jupiter_," she replied serenely. + +He slowly resumed his seat, overwhelmed by the sickening realisation +that his bubble had burst. She had known from the beginning. She had +played with him. She had defied him! + +"I know what you are thinking, Rex," she said, almost pleadingly. +"You are thinking ill of me, and you are unjust. It was as fair for +me as it was for you. We played a cautious game. You set about to win +my love as you saw fit, my friend, and am I to be condemned if I +exercised the same privilege? I was no more deliberate, no more +reprehensible than you. Am I more guilty of deceit than you?" + +He gave a great sigh of relief. "You are right," he said. "It is my +turn to confess. I have known for many days that you are not Bedelia +Guile. We are quits." + +She laughed softly. "I rather like Bedelia. I think I shall keep it +as a good-luck name. We have now arrived at the time for a profound +contemplation of the results of our experiments. In the meantime, I +have had no dinner. I trust that the Prince of Graustark has dined so +lightly that he will not decline to share my repast with me. It has +already been ordered--for two." + +"By jove, you--you amaze me!" he exclaimed. + +"Please remove that dreadful mackintosh and touch the bell for me. +You see, I am a very prosaic person, after all. Even in the face of +disaster I can have a craving for food and drink. That's better." + +In a sort of daze, he tapped the little table bell. A waiter appeared +on the instant. + +"Give us more light, waiter," was her command, "and serve dinner at +once." + +The lights went up, and Robin looked into her soft, smiling eyes. + +"It doesn't matter," he whispered hoarsely. "I don't care what +happens to me, Bedelia, I--I shall never give you up. You are worth +all the kingdoms in the world. You are the loveliest, most adorable-- +" + +"Hush! The eyes of your people are upon you. See! Even the waiter +recognises his prince. He is overcome. Ah! He falters with the +consomme. It is a perilous moment. There! I knew something would +happen, poor fellow. He has spilled--but, all is well; he has his +wits again. See! He replenishes from the steaming tureen. We are +saved." + +Her mood was so gaily satiric, so inconsequential, that he allowed a +wondering, uncertain smile to banish the trouble from his eyes as he +leaned back in the chair and studied the vivid, excited face of the +girl who had created havoc with his senses. She was dressed as he had +seen her on board the _Jupiter_ during those delightful days on +deck: the same trim figure in a blue serge suit and a limp white hat, +drawn well down over her soft brown hair, with the smart red tie and +the never-to-be-forgotten scent of a perfume that would linger in his +nostrils forever and forever. + +"Do you think it strange that I should have asked you to meet me here +in this unconventional way instead of at the Inn?" she inquired, +suddenly serious. Again the shy, pleading expression stole into her +eyes. + +"I did think so, but no longer. I am glad that we are here." + +"Mrs. Gaston is inside," she informed him quickly. "I do not come +alone. An hour ago the Inn became quite impossible as a trysting +place. A small party from the Regengetz arrived for dinner. Can you +guess who is giving the dinner? The great and only William W. +Blithers, sir, who comes to put an obstinate daughter upon the throne +of Graustark, whether she will or no." + +"Did he see you?" cried Robin. + +"No," she answered, with a mischievous gleam in her eyes. "I stole +out through the back door, and sent Marie out with one of the porters +to head you off. Then I came on here. I didn't even stop to change my +gown." + +"Hide and seek is a bully game," said he. "It can't last much longer, +Bedelia. I think it is only right that we should go to your father +and tell him that--everything is all right. It is his due. You've +solved your own problem and are satisfied, so why not reveal +yourself. There is nothing to be gained by further secrecy." + +She was watching him closely. "Are you, after all is said and done, +sure that you want to marry the daughter of William Blithers, in the +face of all the bitter consequences that may follow such an act? +Think hard, my dear. She is being forced upon you, in a way. Mr. +Blithers' money is behind her. Your people are opposed to the +bargain, for that is the way in which they will look upon it. They +may act very harshly toward you. The name of Blithers is detested in +your land. His daughter is reviled. Are you sure that you want to +marry her, Re--Robin?" + +"Are you through?" he asked, transfixing her with a determined look. +"Well, then, I'll answer you. I do want to marry you, and, more than +that, I mean to marry you. I love--" + +"You may tell me, Robin, as we are driving back to the Inn together-- +not here, not now," she said softly, the lovelight in her eyes. + +Happiness blurred his vision. He was thrilled by an enchantment so +stupefying that the power of speech, almost of thought, was denied +him for the time being. He could only sit and stare at her with +prophetic love in his eyes, love that bided its time and trembled +with anticipation. + +Long afterward, as they were preparing to leave Pingari's she said to +him: + +"My father is at the Inn, Robin. I ran away from him to-night because +I wanted to be sure that our adventure was closed before I revealed +myself to him. I wanted to be able to say to him that love will find +its way, no matter how blind it is, nor how vast the world it has to +traverse in search of its own. My father is at the Inn. Take me to +him now, Robin, and make the miracle complete." + +His fingers caressed her warm cheek as he adjusted the collar of the +long seacoat about her throat and chin. Her eyes were starry bright, +her red lips were parted. + +"My Princess!" he whispered tenderly. "My Princess!" + +"My Prince," she said so softly that the words barely reached his +ears. "We have proved that Love is the king. He rules us all. He +laughs at locksmiths--and fathers--but he does not laugh at +sweethearts. Come, I am ready." + +He handed her into the cab a moment later, and drew the long deep +breath of one who goes down into deep water. Then he followed after +her. The attendant closed the door. + +"Where to, sir?" called Hobbs from the driver's seat. + +He received no answer, yet cracked his whip gaily over the horses' +backs and drove out into the slanting rain. + +Hobbs was a dependable fellow. He drove the full length of the street +twice, passing the Inn of the Stars both times at a lively clip, and +might have gone on forever in his shuttlecock enterprise, had not the +excited voice of a woman hailed him from the sidewalk. + +"Stop! _Attendez_! You! Man!" + +He pulled up with a jerk. The dripping figure of Marie ran up from +behind. + +"My mistress? Where is she?" panted the girl. + +"In heaven," said Hobbs promptly, whereupon Marie pounded on the +glass window of the cab. + +Robin quickly opened the door. + +"Wha--what is it?" + +"Yes, Marie," came in muffled tones from the depths of the cab. + +"Madame Gaston returns long ago. She is beside herself. She is like a +maniac. She has lost you; she cannot explain to--to Mademoiselle's +father. Mon dieu, when he met her unexpectedly in the hall, he +shouts, 'where is my daughter?' And poor Madame she has but to shiver +and stammer and--run away! _Oui_! She dash out into the rain! It +is terrible. She--" + +Bedelia broke in upon this jumbled recitation. "Where have we been, +Robin? Where are we now?" + +"Where are we, Hobbs?" + +"We are just getting back to the Inn of the Stars, sir,--descending, +you might say, sir," said Hobbs. + +"Drive on, confound you." + +"To the Inn, sir?" + +"Certainly!" + +The door slammed and the final block was covered in so short a time +that Robin's final kiss was still warm on Bedelia's lips when the +gallant cab rolled up to the portals of the Inn of the Stars. + +"Did you ever know such a night, sir?" inquired Hobbs, as the Prince +handed his lady out. He was referring to the weather. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIV + +JUST WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN EXPECTED + + +Even the most flamboyant of natures may suffer depression at times, +and by the same token arrogance may give way to humility,--or, at the +very least, conviction. + +Mr. Blithers had had a trying day of it. To begin with, his wife +raked him over the coals for what she was pleased to call his +senseless persistence in the face of what she regarded as unalterable +opposition on the part of the Cabinet and House of Nobles. It appears +that he had experienced a second encounter with the Ministry only the +day before. After sleeping over the results of his first visit to the +Council Chamber, he awoke to the fact that matters were in such a +condition that it behooved him to strike while the iron was hot. So +he obtained a second hearing, principally because he had not slept as +well over it as he would have liked, and secondarily because he +wanted to convince himself that he could parade their ancient halls +without feeling as self-conscious as a whipped spaniel. + +He came off even worse in his second assault upon the ministry, for +this time the members openly sneered at his declarations. As for his +progress through the enchanted halls he was no end worse off than +before. It so happened that he arrived at the castle at the very hour +when the ladies and gentlemen of the royal household were preparing +to fare forth to the tennis courts. He came upon them, first on the +terrace, then in the entrance, and later on was stared at with +evident curiosity by white flanneled and duck-skirted persons in the +lofty halls. He wished that he was back at Blitherwood where +simplicity was not so infernally common. + +He made the mistake of his life when he gave to his wife the details +of this second conference with the Cabinet. He did it in the hope +that a sympathetic response would be forthcoming. To his surprise, +she merely pitied him, but in such a disgustingly personal way that +he wondered if he could ever forgive her. + +"Can't you appreciate what I am doing for Maud?" he argued, almost +tearfully. + +"I can appreciate what you are doing _to_ her," said she, and swept +out of the room. + +"It's bad enough to have one stubborn woman in the family," said he +to himself, glaring at the closed door--which had been slammed, by +the way,--"but two of 'em--Good Lord!" + +And so it was that Mr. Blithers, feeling in need of cheer, arranged a +little dinner for that evening, at the Inn of the Stars. He first +invited his principal London lawyer and his wife--who happened to be +_his_ principal--and then sent a more or less peremptory invitation to +the President of the Bank of Graustark, urging him to join the party +at the Regengetz and motor to the Inn. He was to bring his wife and +any friends that might be stopping with them at the time. The banker +declined. His wife had been dead for twenty years; the only friends he +possessed were directors in the bank, and they happened to be having a +meeting that night. So Mr. Blithers invited his secondary London +lawyer, his French lawyer and two attractive young women who it +appears were related to the latter, although at quite a distance, and +then concluded that it was best to speak to his own wife about the +little affair. She said she couldn't even think of going. Maud might +arrive that very night and she certainly was not going out of the +hotel with such an event as that in prospect. + +"But Simpson's wife is coming," protested Mr. Blithers, "and +Pericault's cousins. Certainly you must come. Jolly little affair to +liven us up a bit. Now Lou,--" + +"I am quite positive that Lady Simpson will change her mind when she +hears that Pericault's cousins are going," said Mrs. Blithers acidly. + +"Anything the matter with Pericault's cousins?" he demanded, inclined +to the bellicose. + +"Ask Pericault," she replied briefly. + +He thought for a moment. "If that's the case, Lou, you'll have to +come, if only to save my reputation," he said." I didn't think it of +Pericault. He seems less like a Frenchman than any man I've ever +known." + +Mrs. Blithers relented. She went to the dinner and so did Lady +Simpson, despite Pericault's cousins, and the only ones in the party +who appeared to be uneasy were the cousins themselves. It is safe to +say that it was not the rain that put a dampener on what otherwise +might have been an excessively jovial party. + +Stupendous was the commotion at the Inn of the Stars when it became +known that one of the richest men in the world--and a possible +father-in-law apparent to the crown,--was to honour the place with +his presence that night. Every one, from the manager down to the boy +who pared potatoes, laid himself out to make the occasion a memorable +one. + +The millionaire's table was placed in the very centre of the dining- +room, and plates were laid for eight. At the last minute, Mr. +Blithers ordered the number increased to nine. + +"My daughter may put in an appearance," he explained to Lady Simpson. +"I have left word at the hotel for her to come up if by any chance +she happens to arrive on the evening train." + +"Haven't you heard from her, Mr. Blithers?" inquired the austere +lady, regarding the top of his head with an illy-directed lorgnon. + +They were entering the long, low dining-room. Mr. Blithers resented +the scrutiny: It was lofty and yet stooping. She seemed to be looking +down upon him at right angles, due no doubt to her superior height +and to the fact that she had taken his arm. + +"We have," said he, "but not definitely. She is likely to pop in on +us at any moment, and then again she's likely not to. My daughter is +a very uncertain person, Lady Simpson. I never seem to be able to put +my finger upon her." + +"Have you ever tried putting the whole hand upon her?" inquired her +ladyship, and Mr. Blithers stared straight ahead, incapable of +replying. + +He waited until they were seated at the table and then remarked: "I +am sorry you got splashed, Lady Simpson. You'd think they might keep +the approach to a place like this free of mud and water." + +"Oh, I daresay the gown can be cleaned, Mr. Blithers," she said. "I +am quite ready to discard it, in any event, so it really doesn't +matter." + +"My dear," said he to his wife, raising his voice so that diners at +nearby tables could not help hearing what he said, "I forgot to tell +you that we are expected to dine with the Prince at the Castle." Then +he wondered if any one in the room understood English. + +"When?" she inquired. + +"Very shortly," said he, and she was puzzled for a moment by the +stony glare he gave her. + +Lord Simpson took this opportunity to mention that he had taken +reservations for the return of himself and wife to Vienna on the next +day but one. + +"We shall catch the Orient Express on Friday and be in London by +Monday," he said. "Our work here is completed. Everything is in ship- +shape. Jenkins will remain, of course, to attend to the minor +details, such as going over the securities and--" + +"Don't you like that caviare?" asked Mr. Blithers with some asperity. + +"It has a peculiar taste," said Lord Simpson. + +"Best I've ever tasted," said Mr. Blithers, spreading a bun thickly. +Pericault's cousins were fingering the champagne glasses. "We've got +sherry coming first," said he. + +"Everything satisfactory, M'sieur Blithers?" inquired the _maitre +d'hotel_ softly, ingratiatingly, into his left ear. + +"Absolutely," said Mr. Blithers with precision. "You needn't hurry +things. We've got the whole evening ahead of us." + +Lady Simpson shivered slightly. The Pericault cousins brightened up. +There was still a chance that the "dowagers" would retire early from +the scene of festivity. + +"By the way," said Simpson, "how long do you purpose remaining in +Edelweiss, Blithers?" + +For the first time, the capitalist faltered. He was almost ready to +admit that his enterprise had failed in one vital respect. The +morning's experience in the Council Chamber had shaken his confidence +considerably. + +"I don't know, Simpson," said he. "It is possible that we may leave +soon." + +"Before the Prince's dinner?" inquired Lady Simpson, again regarding +his bald spot through the lorg-non. + +"Depends on what my daughter has to say when she gets here," said he +almost gruffly. "If she wants to stay for a while, we will remain. I +don't mind saying that I have a curious longing for Wall Street. I am +at home there and--well, by George, I'm like a fish out of water +here." + +His wife looked up quickly, but did not speak. + +"I am a business man, Lady Simpson, not a philanderer. I'd like to +take this town by the neck and shake some real enterprise into it, +but what can you do when everybody is willing to sit down and let +tradition look after 'em? I've put a lot of money into Grosstock and +I'd like to see the country prosper. Still I'm not worried over my +investment. It is as good as gold." + +"Perfectly safe," said Lord Simpson. + +"Absolutely," said the secondary London lawyer. + +Pericault's comment was in French and not intended to be brief, but +as Mr. Blithers was no longer interested, the privilege of completing +his remarks was not accorded him. He did say _Mon dieu_ under +his breath, however, in the middle of his employer's next sentence. + +"As I said before, everything depends on whether my daughter wants to +remain. If she says she wants to stay, that settles the point so far +as I am concerned. If she says she doesn't want to stay, we'll--well, +that will settle it also. I say, waiter, can't you hurry the fish +along?" + +"Certainly, sir. I understood M'sieur to say that there was no +hurry--" + +"Well, pour the champagne anyway. I think we need it." + +Two hours later, Mr. Blithers looked at his watch again. The party +was quite gay: at least fifty percent disorderly. + +"That train has been in for an hour," said the host. "I guess Maud +didn't come. I left word for the hotel to call me up if she arrived-- +I say, waiter, has there been a telephone message for me?" + +"No, M'sieur. We have kept a boy near the telephone all evening, +M'sieur. No message." + +"I also told 'em to send up any telegram that might come," he +informed his wife, who merely lifted her eyebrows. They had been +lowered perceptibly in consequence of the ebullience of Pericault's +cousins. + +The vivacious young women were attracting a great deal of attention +to their table. Smart diners in the immediate neighbourhood appeared +to be a trifle shocked. Three dignified looking gentlemen, seated +near the door, got up and left the room. + +"We really must be going," said Mrs. Blithers nervously, who had been +watching the three men for some time with something akin to dismay in +her soul. She had the sickening notion that they were members of the +Cabinet--lords of the realm. + +"All right," said Mr. Blithers, "Call the cars up, waiter. Still +raining?" + +"Yes, M'sieur. At this season of the year--" + +"Call the cars. Let's have your bill." + +Pericault's cousins were reluctant to go. In fact, they protested +shrilly that it was silly to break up such a successful party at such +an unseemly hour. + +"Never mind," whispered Pericault softly, and winked. + +"I'll leave 'em in your care, Pericault," said Mr. Blithers grimly. +"They are _your_ cousins, you know." + +"Trust me implicitly. Monsieur," said Pericault, bowing very deeply. +Then he said good-night to Mrs. Blithers and Lady Simpson. The +secondary London lawyer did the same. + +Out in the wide, brilliantly lighted foyer, a few late-stayers were +waiting for their conveyances to be announced. As the four departing +members of the Blithers party grouped themselves near the big doors, +impatient to be off, a brass-buttoned boy came up and delivered a +telegram to the host. + +He was on the point of tearing open the envelope when his eyes fell +upon two people who had just entered the hall from without, a man and +woman clad in raincoats. At the same instant the former saw Mr. +Blithers. Clutching his companion's arm he directed her attention to +the millionaire. + +"Now for it, Bedelia," he whispered excitedly. + +Bedelia gazed calmly at Mr. Blithers and Mr. Blithers gazed blankly +at the Prince of Graustark. Then the great financier bowed very +deeply and called out: + +"Good evening, Prince!" + +He received no response to his polite greeting, for the Prince was +staring at Bedelia as if stupefied. The millionaire's face was very +red with mortification as he turned it away. + +"He--he doesn't recognise you," gasped Robin in amazement. + +"Who?" she asked, her eyes searching the room with an eager, +inquiring look. + +"Your father," he said. + +She gave him a ravishing, delighted smile. + +"Oh, it is so wonderful, Robin. I have fooled you completely. That +man isn't my father." + +"That's Mr. Blithers or I am as blind as a bat," he exclaimed. + +"Is it, indeed? The one reading the telegram, with his eyes sticking +out of his head?" + +Robin's head was swimming. "Good heaven, Bedelia, what are you--" + +"Ah!" she cried, with a little shriek of joy. "See! There he is!" + +One of the three distinguished men who had been remarked by Mrs. +Blithers now separated himself from his companions and approached the +couple. He was a tall, handsome man of fifty. Although his approach +was swift and eager, there was in his face the signs of wrath that +still struggled against joy. + +She turned quickly, laid her hand upon the Prince's rigid arm, and +said softly: + +"My father is the Prince of Dawsbergen, dear." + + * * * * * + +A crumpled telegram dropped from Mr. Blithers' palsied hand to the +floor as he turned a white, despairing face upon his wife. The brass- +buttoned boy picked it up and handed it to Mrs. Blithers. It was from +Maud. + +"We were married in Vienna today. After all I think I shall not care +to see Graustark. Channie is a dear. I have promised him that you +will take him into the business as a partner. We are at the Bristol. + + "Maud." + +THE END + + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's The Prince of Graustark, by George Barr McCutcheon + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE PRINCE OF GRAUSTARK *** + +This file should be named prgrk10.txt or prgrk10.zip +Corrected EDITIONS of our eBooks get a new NUMBER, prgrk11.txt +VERSIONS based on separate sources get new LETTER, prgrk10a.txt + +Produced by Duncan Harrod, Juliet Sutherland, Charles Franks +and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team. + +Project Gutenberg eBooks are often created from several printed +editions, all of which are confirmed as Public Domain in the US +unless a copyright notice is included. Thus, we usually do not +keep eBooks in compliance with any particular paper edition. + +We are now trying to release all our eBooks one year in advance +of the official release dates, leaving time for better editing. +Please be encouraged to tell us about any error or corrections, +even years after the official publication date. + +Please note neither this listing nor its contents are final til +midnight of the last day of the month of any such announcement. +The official release date of all Project Gutenberg eBooks is at +Midnight, Central Time, of the last day of the stated month. A +preliminary version may often be posted for suggestion, comment +and editing by those who wish to do so. + +Most people start at our Web sites at: +http://gutenberg.net or +http://promo.net/pg + +These Web sites include award-winning information about Project +Gutenberg, including how to donate, how to help produce our new +eBooks, and how to subscribe to our email newsletter (free!). + + +Those of you who want to download any eBook before announcement +can get to them as follows, and just download by date. This is +also a good way to get them instantly upon announcement, as the +indexes our cataloguers produce obviously take a while after an +announcement goes out in the Project Gutenberg Newsletter. + +http://www.ibiblio.org/gutenberg/etext03 or +ftp://ftp.ibiblio.org/pub/docs/books/gutenberg/etext03 + +Or /etext02, 01, 00, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 92, 91 or 90 + +Just search by the first five letters of the filename you want, +as it appears in our Newsletters. + + +Information about Project Gutenberg (one page) + +We produce about two million dollars for each hour we work. The +time it takes us, a rather conservative estimate, is fifty hours +to get any eBook selected, entered, proofread, edited, copyright +searched and analyzed, the copyright letters written, etc. Our +projected audience is one hundred million readers. If the value +per text is nominally estimated at one dollar then we produce $2 +million dollars per hour in 2002 as we release over 100 new text +files per month: 1240 more eBooks in 2001 for a total of 4000+ +We are already on our way to trying for 2000 more eBooks in 2002 +If they reach just 1-2% of the world's population then the total +will reach over half a trillion eBooks given away by year's end. + +The Goal of Project Gutenberg is to Give Away 1 Trillion eBooks! +This is ten thousand titles each to one hundred million readers, +which is only about 4% of the present number of computer users. + +Here is the briefest record of our progress (* means estimated): + +eBooks Year Month + + 1 1971 July + 10 1991 January + 100 1994 January + 1000 1997 August + 1500 1998 October + 2000 1999 December + 2500 2000 December + 3000 2001 November + 4000 2001 October/November + 6000 2002 December* + 9000 2003 November* +10000 2004 January* + + +The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation has been created +to secure a future for Project Gutenberg into the next millennium. + +We need your donations more than ever! + +As of February, 2002, contributions are being solicited from people +and organizations in: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, +Delaware, District of Columbia, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Illinois, +Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Massachusetts, +Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New +Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, +Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South +Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West +Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming. + +We have filed in all 50 states now, but these are the only ones +that have responded. + +As the requirements for other states are met, additions to this list +will be made and fund raising will begin in the additional states. +Please feel free to ask to check the status of your state. + +In answer to various questions we have received on this: + +We are constantly working on finishing the paperwork to legally +request donations in all 50 states. If your state is not listed and +you would like to know if we have added it since the list you have, +just ask. + +While we cannot solicit donations from people in states where we are +not yet registered, we know of no prohibition against accepting +donations from donors in these states who approach us with an offer to +donate. + +International donations are accepted, but we don't know ANYTHING about +how to make them tax-deductible, or even if they CAN be made +deductible, and don't have the staff to handle it even if there are +ways. + +Donations by check or money order may be sent to: + +Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation +PMB 113 +1739 University Ave. +Oxford, MS 38655-4109 + +Contact us if you want to arrange for a wire transfer or payment +method other than by check or money order. + +The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation has been approved by +the US Internal Revenue Service as a 501(c)(3) organization with EIN +[Employee Identification Number] 64-622154. Donations are +tax-deductible to the maximum extent permitted by law. As fund-raising +requirements for other states are met, additions to this list will be +made and fund-raising will begin in the additional states. + +We need your donations more than ever! + +You can get up to date donation information online at: + +http://www.gutenberg.net/donation.html + + +*** + +If you can't reach Project Gutenberg, +you can always email directly to: + +Michael S. Hart <hart@pobox.com> + +Prof. Hart will answer or forward your message. + +We would prefer to send you information by email. + + +**The Legal Small Print** + + +(Three Pages) + +***START**THE SMALL PRINT!**FOR PUBLIC DOMAIN EBOOKS**START*** +Why is this "Small Print!" statement here? You know: lawyers. +They tell us you might sue us if there is something wrong with +your copy of this eBook, even if you got it for free from +someone other than us, and even if what's wrong is not our +fault. So, among other things, this "Small Print!" statement +disclaims most of our liability to you. It also tells you how +you may distribute copies of this eBook if you want to. + +*BEFORE!* YOU USE OR READ THIS EBOOK +By using or reading any part of this PROJECT GUTENBERG-tm +eBook, you indicate that you understand, agree to and accept +this "Small Print!" statement. If you do not, you can receive +a refund of the money (if any) you paid for this eBook by +sending a request within 30 days of receiving it to the person +you got it from. If you received this eBook on a physical +medium (such as a disk), you must return it with your request. + +ABOUT PROJECT GUTENBERG-TM EBOOKS +This PROJECT GUTENBERG-tm eBook, like most PROJECT GUTENBERG-tm eBooks, +is a "public domain" work distributed by Professor Michael S. Hart +through the Project Gutenberg Association (the "Project"). +Among other things, this means that no one owns a United States copyright +on or for this work, so the Project (and you!) can copy and +distribute it in the United States without permission and +without paying copyright royalties. Special rules, set forth +below, apply if you wish to copy and distribute this eBook +under the "PROJECT GUTENBERG" trademark. + +Please do not use the "PROJECT GUTENBERG" trademark to market +any commercial products without permission. + +To create these eBooks, the Project expends considerable +efforts to identify, transcribe and proofread public domain +works. Despite these efforts, the Project's eBooks and any +medium they may be on may contain "Defects". Among other +things, Defects may take the form of incomplete, inaccurate or +corrupt data, transcription errors, a copyright or other +intellectual property infringement, a defective or damaged +disk or other eBook medium, a computer virus, or computer +codes that damage or cannot be read by your equipment. + +LIMITED WARRANTY; DISCLAIMER OF DAMAGES +But for the "Right of Replacement or Refund" described below, +[1] Michael Hart and the Foundation (and any other party you may +receive this eBook from as a PROJECT GUTENBERG-tm eBook) disclaims +all liability to you for damages, costs and expenses, including +legal fees, and [2] YOU HAVE NO REMEDIES FOR NEGLIGENCE OR +UNDER STRICT LIABILITY, OR FOR BREACH OF WARRANTY OR CONTRACT, +INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL, PUNITIVE +OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, EVEN IF YOU GIVE NOTICE OF THE +POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. + +If you discover a Defect in this eBook within 90 days of +receiving it, you can receive a refund of the money (if any) +you paid for it by sending an explanatory note within that +time to the person you received it from. If you received it +on a physical medium, you must return it with your note, and +such person may choose to alternatively give you a replacement +copy. If you received it electronically, such person may +choose to alternatively give you a second opportunity to +receive it electronically. + +THIS EBOOK IS OTHERWISE PROVIDED TO YOU "AS-IS". NO OTHER +WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, ARE MADE TO YOU AS +TO THE EBOOK OR ANY MEDIUM IT MAY BE ON, INCLUDING BUT NOT +LIMITED TO WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A +PARTICULAR PURPOSE. + +Some states do not allow disclaimers of implied warranties or +the exclusion or limitation of consequential damages, so the +above disclaimers and exclusions may not apply to you, and you +may have other legal rights. + +INDEMNITY +You will indemnify and hold Michael Hart, the Foundation, +and its trustees and agents, and any volunteers associated +with the production and distribution of Project Gutenberg-tm +texts harmless, from all liability, cost and expense, including +legal fees, that arise directly or indirectly from any of the +following that you do or cause: [1] distribution of this eBook, +[2] alteration, modification, or addition to the eBook, +or [3] any Defect. + +DISTRIBUTION UNDER "PROJECT GUTENBERG-tm" +You may distribute copies of this eBook electronically, or by +disk, book or any other medium if you either delete this +"Small Print!" and all other references to Project Gutenberg, +or: + +[1] Only give exact copies of it. Among other things, this + requires that you do not remove, alter or modify the + eBook or this "small print!" statement. You may however, + if you wish, distribute this eBook in machine readable + binary, compressed, mark-up, or proprietary form, + including any form resulting from conversion by word + processing or hypertext software, but only so long as + *EITHER*: + + [*] The eBook, when displayed, is clearly readable, and + does *not* contain characters other than those + intended by the author of the work, although tilde + (~), asterisk (*) and underline (_) characters may + be used to convey punctuation intended by the + author, and additional characters may be used to + indicate hypertext links; OR + + [*] The eBook may be readily converted by the reader at + no expense into plain ASCII, EBCDIC or equivalent + form by the program that displays the eBook (as is + the case, for instance, with most word processors); + OR + + [*] You provide, or agree to also provide on request at + no additional cost, fee or expense, a copy of the + eBook in its original plain ASCII form (or in EBCDIC + or other equivalent proprietary form). + +[2] Honor the eBook refund and replacement provisions of this + "Small Print!" statement. + +[3] Pay a trademark license fee to the Foundation of 20% of the + gross profits you derive calculated using the method you + already use to calculate your applicable taxes. If you + don't derive profits, no royalty is due. Royalties are + payable to "Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation" + the 60 days following each date you prepare (or were + legally required to prepare) your annual (or equivalent + periodic) tax return. Please contact us beforehand to + let us know your plans and to work out the details. + +WHAT IF YOU *WANT* TO SEND MONEY EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO? +Project Gutenberg is dedicated to increasing the number of +public domain and licensed works that can be freely distributed +in machine readable form. + +The Project gratefully accepts contributions of money, time, +public domain materials, or royalty free copyright licenses. +Money should be paid to the: +"Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation." + +If you are interested in contributing scanning equipment or +software or other items, please contact Michael Hart at: +hart@pobox.com + +[Portions of this eBook's header and trailer may be reprinted only +when distributed free of all fees. Copyright (C) 2001, 2002 by +Michael S. Hart. Project Gutenberg is a TradeMark and may not be +used in any sales of Project Gutenberg eBooks or other materials be +they hardware or software or any other related product without +express permission.] + +*END THE SMALL PRINT! FOR PUBLIC DOMAIN EBOOKS*Ver.02/11/02*END* + diff --git a/old/prgrk10.zip b/old/prgrk10.zip Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..15e173b --- /dev/null +++ b/old/prgrk10.zip |
