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If you are not located in the United States, you'll have -to check the laws of the country where you are located before using this ebook. - - - -Title: Maiden Mona the Mermaid - A Fairy Play for Fairy People - -Author: Frederick Augustus Dixon - -Release Date: May 20, 2020 [EBook #62183] - -Language: English - -Character set encoding: UTF-8 - -*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MAIDEN MONA THE MERMAID *** - - - - -Produced by Richard Tonsing, Mary Glenn Krause, University -of Toronto's Thomas Fisher Rare Book Library and the Online -Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This -file was produced from images generously made available -by The Internet Archive/American Libraries.) - - - - - - -</pre> - - -<div class='tnotes covernote'> - -<p class='c000'><b>Transcriber’s Note:</b></p> - -<p class='c000'>The cover image was created by the transcriber and is placed in the public domain.</p> - -</div> - -<div class='figcenter id001'> -<img src='images/i_001.jpg' alt='A Fairy Play for Fairy People.' class='ig001' /> -</div> - -<div class='titlepage'> - -<div> - <h1 class='c001'>MAIDEN MONA THE MERMAID.<br /> <span class='xlarge'><span class='fixed'>A Fairy Play for Fairy People.</span></span></h1> -</div> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> -<div class='nf-center c002'> - <div>BY</div> - <div class='c003'><span class='xlarge'>F. A. D.</span></div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='figcenter id002'> -<img src='images/i_titlepagedetail.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' /> -</div> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> - <div class='nf-center'> - <div>TORONTO:</div> - <div><span class='large'>BELFORD BROS., PUBLISHERS.</span></div> - <div class='c003'>MDCCCLXXVII.</div> - </div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c004'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Dudley & Burns, Printers.</span></div> - <div class='line in4'><span class='sc'>Hunter, Rose & Co., Bookbinders.</span></div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='figcenter id003'> -<img src='images/i_005.jpg' alt='TO THE CHILDREN OF THEIR EXCELLENCIES, THE EARL AND COUNTESS OF DUFFERIN. THE Merry Little Party of Actors, FOR Whose Christmas Fun these Plays are Written, THIS LITTLE VOLUME, With this a sole excuse for its nonsense, IS Affectionately Dedicated.' class='ig001' /> -</div> -<div class='pbb'> - <hr class='pb c004' /> -</div> - -<div class='chapter'> - <h2 class='c005'>MAIDEN MONA THE MERMAID.</h2> -</div> - -<h3 class='c006'>DRAMATIS PERSONÆ.</h3> - -<p class='c007'><span class='sc'>The Gnome King.</span>—<i>A penniless potentate who used to play first fiddle, -but has lost his key.</i></p> - -<p class='c008'><span class='sc'>O’Rooster the Audacious.</span>—<i>High Cockolorum. Master of the (rocking) -Horse. First Lord of the Shaving Brush. Gold Stick in w(h)aiting to the -King, and a warm stick, in plaster to Coquettina, Q.E.D.; R.S.V.P.; -R.I.P.; etc., etc., etc.</i></p> - -<p class='c008'><span class='sc'>General Bounce.</span>—<i>No relation to General De Billy Tee.</i></p> - -<p class='c008'><span class='sc'>Captain Pounce.</span>—<i>Not Kept-in-pounds, shillings and pence, alas! Too -poor to “mawwy.</i>”</p> - -<table class='table0' summary=''> -<colgroup> -<col width='10%' /> -<col width='90%' /> -</colgroup> - <tr> - <td class='c009'><span class='sc'>Noodle</span>,<br /><span class='sc'>Doodle</span>.</td> - <td class='blt c009'><i>Twins and orphans; without, strange to say, a single parent left, (of course, a single pair ain’t right.) Their prospects, however, are in a fine pickle, which is something.</i></td> - </tr> -</table> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Mona the Mermaid.</span>—<i>Only a mer(e)maid she.</i></div> - <div class='line in22'><i>The Queen of dainty, wee things.</i></div> - <div class='line in20'><i>Fresh from the seething waves.</i></div> - <div class='line in22'><i>The last sweet thing in sea things.</i></div> - <div class='line in48'><span class='sc'>M-r-t-n T-pp-r.</span></div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Coquettina.</span>—<i>The Maid of the Mil(itary). Such a pet!</i></div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'><span class='sc'>The Fairy of the Forest.</span>—“<i>The meet little cherub who sits up aloft</i></div> - <div class='line in28'><i>And takes care of the life of poor Jack.</i>”</div> - <div class='line in34'>(<i>Mr. Noodle.</i>)</div> - <div class='line in56'><span class='sc'>Sh-k-sp-r.</span></div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Coralina.</span>—<i>A duodecimo edition of a darling.</i></div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<h3 class='c006'><span class='large'>CAST OF CHARACTERS.</span></h3> - -<table class='table1' summary='CAST OF CHARACTERS'> -<colgroup> -<col width='50%' /> -<col width='50%' /> -</colgroup> - <tr><td class='c011' colspan='2'><img src='images/i_008.jpg' alt='GOVERNMENT HOUSE OTTAWA' class='c012' /></td></tr> - <tr><td> </td></tr> - <tr><td class='c011' colspan='2'><span class='large'>New Year’s Day, 1877.</span></td></tr> - <tr><td> </td></tr> - <tr><td> </td></tr> - <tr> - <td class='c013'><span class='sc'>The Gnome King</span></td> - <td class='c014'><span class='sc'>Hon. Terence Blackwood.</span></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class='c013'><span class='sc'>O’Rooster the Audacious</span></td> - <td class='c014'><span class='sc'>Mr. Edward Littleton.</span></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class='c013'><span class='sc'>General Bounce</span></td> - <td class='c014'><span class='sc'>Mr. Algernon Blackwood.</span></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class='c013'><span class='sc'>Captain Pounce</span></td> - <td class='c014'><span class='sc'>Hon. Basil Blackwood.</span></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class='c013'><span class='sc'>Noodle</span></td> - <td class='c014'><span class='sc'>Captain Ward</span>, A.D.C.</td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class='c013'><span class='sc'>Doodle</span></td> - <td class='c014'><span class='sc'>Captain Hamilton</span>, A.D.C.</td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class='c013'><span class='sc'>Mona the Mermaid</span></td> - <td class='c014'><span class='sc'>Lady Helen Blackwood.</span></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class='c013'><span class='sc'>Coquettina</span></td> - <td class='c014'><span class='sc'>Miss Margaret Littleton.</span></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class='c013'><span class='sc'>The Fairy of the Forest</span></td> - <td class='c014'><span class='sc'>Lady Hermione Blackwood.</span></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class='c013'><span class='sc'>Coralina</span></td> - <td class='c014'><span class='sc'>Lady Victoria Blackwood.</span></td> - </tr> -</table> - -<div class='figcenter id004'> -<img src='images/i_009a.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' /> -</div> -<div> - <span class='pageno' id='Page_9'>9</span> - <h3 class='c006'>SCENE I.</h3> -</div> - -<p class='c015'><i>Cavern on the Sea Coast by Moonlight.—Opening in Rocks -at Back, showing Sea.—The Waves are Rising and -Running into Mouth of Cavern.—Introductory Music Descriptive -of Storm; Thunder Heard Behind.—Music Gradually -Changes to Soft Measured Air as Curtain Rises.—Prince -Doodle Discovered Lying on Rocks at Back. R. C. -as though Cast up by the Waves.—Enter through Opening -Mona.—She Comes Down, Combing Her Hair with a -Golden Comb through the following</i>:—</p> - -<div class='figleft id005'> -<img src='images/di_009b.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' /> -</div> -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> Why, what a dreadful stormy night we’re getting,</div> - <div class='line'>It’s well for me I do not mind a wetting!</div> - <div class='line'>Full fathom five below those crested waves</div> - <div class='line'>No tempests ever stir <i>our</i> coral caves.</div> - <div class='line'>We hear no thunder far below the sea;</div> - <div class='line'>The mermaids’ haunt is still as still can be;</div> - <div class='line'>In fact it’s rather dull sometimes down there,</div> - <div class='line'>And so I come up here and comb my hair.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Moves towards back.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>To-night, alas! another ship went down,</div> - <div class='line'>I cannot bear to see poor sailors drown.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Sees <span class='sc'>Prince Doodle</span>.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_10'>10</span>Good gracious! What is this? As I am alive,</div> - <div class='line'>Why, it’s a man! I know it is!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Steps hurriedly on rock as though going to plunge into sea.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in36'>I’ll dive!</div> - <div class='line'>I won’t! (<i>comes down</i>) I will! (<i>goes up</i>) No!</div> - <div class='line'>(<i>Hesitates.</i>) Shall I? Will it bite?</div> - <div class='line'>It’s not a shark? (<i>Goes up and peeps, comes back holding</i></div> - <div class='line'><i>hand to heart.</i>) It’s put me in a fright.</div> - <div class='line in2'>Mona! you silly goose! This palpitation</div> - <div class='line'>Is strange perhaps, but not a bad sensation.</div> - <div class='line'>I rather like it. Is it fear? No question!</div> - <div class='line'>I’m not afraid! Perhaps it’s indigestion?</div> - <div class='line'>I’ll take another peep.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Goes to <span class='sc'>Prince</span> on tip_toe, and comes away rapidly, clapping her hands.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in22'>He’s charming, really!</div> - <div class='line'>If I could take him home I’d like to dearly.</div> - <div class='line'>How nice he’d be to play with! Shall I try?</div> - <div class='line'>He’s fast asleep! I’m sure he wouldn’t die.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Tries to raise him. He groans.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>His clothes are wet, perhaps he’s shipwrecked, too.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i><span class='sc'>Prince</span> slowly sits up holding his hand to his side.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>Good evening, sir. (<i>Curtesying.</i>)</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span> Good evening. How d’ye do?</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Rises with difficulty and comes forward.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>Where am I? Who are you? What’s this? (<i>Feels water.</i>) It’s water!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_11'>11</span><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> This is the Norway coast, and I’m its daughter.</div> - <div class='line'>Young sir, you’re wet! your coat——</div> - <div class='line in29'>Might be a better ’un.</div> - <div class='line'>I’m <i>young</i>; but still you won’t find here a <i>wetter</i> ’un.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> Tell me your tale, for stories I love well.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span> Story; why bless you! I have none to tell;</div> - <div class='line'>Only last night, a-sailing on the ocean,</div> - <div class='line'>There came a squall, at least so I’ve a notion.</div> - <div class='line'>It stormed! it blew! it rained! the lightning crashed!</div> - <div class='line'>We pitched and rolled, (<i>imitates motion of ship</i>) and tossed, the thunder flashed;</div> - <div class='line'>The wind, it rose and howled, and so did we.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> That’s very queer!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span>           Things often are at sea.</div> - <div class='line'>“Cut down the starboard stays’l!” cried I. Then</div> - <div class='line'>“Splice the jib-boom, there, to the cross-trees, men!”</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Speaks excitedly, suiting action to words, and using hands as speaking trumpet</i>,)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>“Stand by to hoist the to’gallant sheet anchor!</div> - <div class='line'>Take a pull on the weather lee scuppers, my hearties!</div> - <div class='line'>Let the mizzen binnacle go with a run!”</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> (<i>Clapping her hands with delight.</i>)</div> - <div class='line'>I like to hear you talk. Go on! What fun!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span> (<i>Disgusted at interruption.</i>)</div> - <div class='line'>That’s all.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_12'>12</span><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> (<i>Disappointed.</i>) That’s not the end?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span>            ’Twon’t take a minuit.</div> - <div class='line'>The ship she gave a lurch; and—left us in it.</div> - <div class='line'>Then to a hen coop clung the crew of forty-five;</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> They’re drowned? (<i>clasping her hands in horror.</i>)</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span> Oh, not at all; they’re all alive.</div> - <div class='line'>They flew away.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>                             What, men!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span>             No; geese, my dear!</div> - <div class='line'>I’m rather mixed. Perhaps my head is queer.</div> - <div class='line'>Listen, and I’ll a tale unfold to harrow——</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> (<i>Shrinking back</i>)</div> - <div class='line'>Ah! Don’t!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span>           A tale to fr-r-r-r-eeze——</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>                              Oh, dear!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span>                       Your marrow!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span> (<i>Loud chord, and tremulo music through the following.</i>)</div> - <div class='line'>I have an uncle!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>          Not uncommon, surely.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span> Some years ago, my poor papa, felt poorly;</div> - <div class='line'>Took to his bed, and—died—they say most queerly.</div> - <div class='line'>My uncle deals in magic? See you?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_13'>13</span><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>                          Clearly!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span> My parent gone, th’ apparent heir was I!</div> - <div class='line'>To gain the throne he wished that I should die.</div> - <div class='line'>And then, because I couldn’t see why he,</div> - <div class='line'>Instead of I, the nation’s king should be;</div> - <div class='line'>He shipped me off, alone, to go to <i>see</i>,</div> - <div class='line'>Alone I said! not so! off was I cast</div> - <div class='line'>With four and forty geese before the mast!</div> - <div class='line'>His parting words were these:—“Return, my dear,</div> - <div class='line'>(Of course the whole thing was a jibe and sneer)</div> - <div class='line'>When’ere a mermaid’s heart you hold in hand,</div> - <div class='line'>And four and forty men before me stand,</div> - <div class='line'>In place of all these geese I send as crew.</div> - <div class='line'>’Till then—‘O reservoir!’ my boy! adieu!”</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> Oh! what a dreadful man!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span>       He seized my brother;</div> - <div class='line'>And swore we ne’er again should see each other</div> - <div class='line'>Until this mermaid I should meet, so kind,</div> - <div class='line'>And then a mountain full of diamonds find.</div> - <div class='line'>The thing is absurd! There are no mermaids here,</div> - <div class='line'>My uncle has the thro<i>wn</i>; I’m <i>pitched out</i> clear!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> The diamond mountain of the Gnome King, see</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Points off L.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>It’s full of diamonds: full as full can be.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span> What’s that you say? That mountain! It’s all rock.</div> - <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_14'>14</span>Diamonds inside! Oh, come! you only mock!</div> - <div class='line'>I’d like to see my brother—</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>                            What’s your name?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span> Oh! I’m a Prince, Prince Doodle.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>                       What a shame!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span> My kingdom’s in Cockagne, you must have heard</div> - <div class='line'>Of Cock-a-doodle-do. (<i>She shakes head.</i>) That noble bird</div> - <div class='line'>Was a remote progenitor. Indeed,</div> - <div class='line'>Our pedigree, by Darwin, you can read.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> I never learnt to read. Stay! (<i>puts fingers to forehead</i>) on me dawns,</div> - <div class='line'>A notion (<i>triumphantly</i>) that’s where people live “<i>en Prince?</i>” (<i>pronounce “on prawns.”</i>)</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span> (<i>Aside.</i>) <i>A notion</i> fishy! (<i>Aloud.</i>) No, my dear, on <i>shrimps</i>!</div> - <div class='line'>Your friends?—They’re?——</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>                  Mermaids.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span>               <i>water-“nimps?”</i></div> - <div class='line'>Why <i>w(h)at a—(looks towards her feet) tail</i>?</div> - <div class='line in30'>Forgive the observation,</div> - <div class='line'>Is there not something queer in your formation?</div> - <div class='line'>(<i>Hesitatingly.</i>) You don’t wear boots and shoes? (<i>aside</i>)</div> - <div class='line in30'>Ah, that a fix is!</div> - <div class='line'>They <i>can’t</i> of course!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_15'>15</span><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>             Why not? My number’s “sixes.”</div> - <div class='line'>You never heard of <i>soles</i> and <i>eels</i>?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span>                Yes, fried!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> Around our grottoes, there(<i>’s</i>) <i>sea-horses</i>(<i>’s</i>) <i>hide</i>.</div> - <div class='line'>For <i>bark</i>——you’ve heard the “moaning of the <i>tied</i>,”</div> - <div class='line'>And <i>hide</i> and <i>bark</i> make leather, eh?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span>                           Of course!</div> - <div class='line'>(<i>Aside.</i>) I’ve traced my <i>night mare</i> up to its <i>sea-horse</i>;</div> - <div class='line'>A mermaid! Here’s my chance! (<i>Aloud.</i>) Dear me! How stupid!</div> - <div class='line'>(<i>Aside.</i>) Now aid me, Venus!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> (<i>Overheating aside.</i>) Venus! He must be Cupid!</div> - <div class='line'>Why how the boy has grown! (<i>Aloud.</i>) Is she your “Ma?”</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span> Alas, sweet maid! I am an orphan! (<i>sighs</i>) Ah!</div> - <div class='line'>With ne’er a <i>parent</i>, we’re a <i>pair rent</i>, too.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> You have my sympathy, what can I do!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Aside, holding hand to heart.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>Dear me! That queer sensation’s come again!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span>    Your sympathy, <i>see, mends</i> an orphan’s <i>pain</i>,</div> - <div class='line'>My <i>loving, lass</i>!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_16'>16</span><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>                Your <i>glass</i>, I’d mend, Prince, but I</div> - <div class='line'>Regret I’ve neither got <i>cements</i> nor putty.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span> Say, could you learn to love?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> (<i>Innocently.</i>) You’ll teach me your way?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span> It’s plain! No doubt it’s much the same in Norway.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>He puts arm round her waist and is going to kiss her, when he looks off L.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>See! yonder comes a <i>N’orse-man</i> on an <i>’orse</i>!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> Oh! Let us fly! The Gnome King!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Prince Doodle.</span>                       Fly! Of course.</div> - <div class='line'>If you’ll fly with me, dear, we’ll never part.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> (<i>Aside.</i>) I’ve just discovered that I’ve got—a heart!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Exeunt through opening at back R. U. E. Enter L. 2 E. The <span class='sc'>Gnome King</span> on a rocking horse, attended by <span class='sc'>Rooster the Audacious</span>, <span class='sc'>General Bounce</span>, and <span class='sc'>Captain Pounce</span>.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Gnome King.</span> Whoa! Steady, boy! Here take this beast away</div> - <div class='line'>And stuff his mouldy ribs with ancient hay.</div> - <div class='line'>(<i>Exit R.U.E. <span class='sc'>Captain Pounce</span> with horse; he returns</i></div> - <div class='line'><i>front</i>) The only steed in all our royal stable;</div> - <div class='line'>We’d keep a dozen were we only able.</div> - <div class='line'>The times are hard and out of joint ’tis clear.</div> - <div class='line'>We’re out of <i>joints</i> ourselves—and beer,</div> - <div class='line'>Ha! ha! (<i>to <span class='sc'>Rooster</span>.</i>) Why can’t you laugh? Ha! ha!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_17'>17</span><span class='sc'>Rooster</span>, (<i>feebly</i>,)                      He! he!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. King.</span> What mean these looks, you’re very grave, I see.</div> - <div class='line'>Well, let’s to business. What are all these matters?</div> - <div class='line'>We want some coin, our robes are torn to tatters.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='c016'>(<i>seats himself on rock. R.</i>)</div> -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>Let’s hear the worst. Produce your budget, quick!</div> - <div class='line'>Bring lights! Pray what’s the price of candles, <i>stick</i>?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i><span class='sc'>Rooster</span> aside.</i>) There’s not a candle left. (<i>aloud</i>) It’s nearly morning.</div> - <div class='line'>(<i>aside</i>) What shall I say. (<i>aloud</i>) Sir, see the day is dawning.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Stage gradually grows light.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. King.</span> Well, how’s the Exchequer?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Roos.</span>          Empty.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. King.</span>                        Stock it.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Roos.</span> I’ve eighteen pence, sir, in my waistcoat pocket.</div> - <div class='line'>It’s pretty clear we must increase taxation.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'>G. K. We’ll tax the gnomes of each denomination.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Roos.</span> They’re taxed already, sir, wholesale and retail.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'>G. K. Tax them some more.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Roos.</span>         But how?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'>G. K.                          Well, that’s a detail.</div> - <div class='line'>Taxes. Tax every thing and every body,</div> - <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_18'>18</span>Toffee and tubs, ice cream and whiskey toddy.</div> - <div class='line'>Tax folks who fish—for compliments or salmon.</div> - <div class='line'>Lay taxes on their corns for shooting.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Roos.</span>                          (<i>aside</i>) Gammon.</div> - <div class='line'>You’re pleased to joke. The situation’s grave.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'>G. K. And so am I. I’m quite in earnest, slave.</div> - <div class='line'>Then, tax the air they breathe, the <i>airs</i> they hear,</div> - <div class='line'>And tax their wives, it’s right <i>they</i> should be <i>dear</i>.</div> - <div class='line'>Tax all pet oysters, sprats and whales they’re keeping.</div> - <div class='line'>Tax ’em for eating, drinking, also sleeping.</div> - <div class='line'>Tax them besides for laughing, singing, crying.</div> - <div class='line'>And lay a heavy tax on folks for <i>dye</i>ing.</div> - <div class='line'>Put taxes on the nation’s food and fuel,</div> - <div class='line'>From turtle soup, to grits for babies’ gruel.</div> - <div class='line'>Stay, here I have it! why, of course, you gabies</div> - <div class='line'>You’d make a fortune by a tax on babies.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>General Bounce.</span> (<i>hesitatingly</i>) Can’t we economise, that’s my suggestion,</div> - <div class='line'>What’s Toby and what’s not Toby’s the question?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'>G. K. Well, how’s the army? can we cut it down?</div> - <div class='line'>Make sixpence go as far as half a crown?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. Bounce.</span> One General, (<i>points to self</i>,) and one Captain of the forces.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Points to <span class='sc'>Captain Pounce</span>.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>An inefficient staff, sir, that of course is;</div> - <div class='line'>Of cavalry we’ve none.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'>G. K.                               The “Ryle Artileree?”</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_19'>19</span>G. B. Burst up.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'>G. K.            The Infantry?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'>G. B.                  All here you see.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Enter <span class='sc'>Noodle</span>, as full private, toy gun, bayonet fixed.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>But he’s a big one. Pray don’t mention halving;</div> - <div class='line'>I grieve to say it, but the army’s—</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noodle.</span> (<i>Sepulchrally.</i>)        Starving!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'>G. K. Here’s insurrection! mutiny! revolt!</div> - <div class='line'>I’m not afraid, but p’raps I’d better bolt.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i><span class='sc'>Rooster</span>, <span class='sc'>General</span> and <span class='sc'>Captain</span> run off, R.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'>G. K. Here officers, on your allegiance stay,</div> - <div class='line'>Protect your monarch now, don’t run away!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Runs off R.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noodle.</span>                         (<i>C. leaning on gun.</i>)</div> - <div class='line'>I must confess. I think it’s rather hard.</div> - <div class='line'>For sixteen weeks I’ve been here, mounting guard.</div> - <div class='line'>I’ve eaten nothing but a rind of cheese,</div> - <div class='line'>And that wont help a man to “stand at ease.”</div> - <div class='line'>I never get to mess, but into <i>messes</i>,</div> - <div class='line'>The General’s joint is when the l<i>o</i>in<i>e</i> he dresses.</div> - <div class='line'>That’s not the worst; it’s more than I can bear,</div> - <div class='line'>To hear the little beggar cry “form square!”</div> - <div class='line'>One into four, won’t go. He says it will.</div> - <div class='line'>Nothing goes into <i>me</i> I know, but <i>drill</i>.</div> - <div class='line'>From morn till night he has me on my legs,</div> - <div class='line'>He’ll wear them off “as sure as eggs are eggs.”</div> - <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_20'>20</span>He talks of “<i>wings</i>,” as if I were a bird.</div> - <div class='line'>“By your left wheel!” he cries. The thing’s absurd.</div> - <div class='line'>I’d like to know why should I <i>buy</i> a <i>wheel</i>!</div> - <div class='line'>If I had any cash I’d buy a meal.</div> - <div class='line'>I’ll strike. Along the shore, I’ll take a stroll,</div> - <div class='line'>Perhaps the waves will give a nice fresh roll.</div> - <div class='line'>A witch foretold that here I’d meet my brother.</div> - <div class='line'>Alas, I fear we should not know each other.</div> - <div class='line'>I’ll put a board up, that will do to tell.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in20'>(<i>Gets a piece of plank and writes on it in chalk.</i></div> - <div class='line in36'><i>“Dere brother I am hear close buy.</i></div> - <div class='line in52'><i>Yours</i>,</div> - <div class='line in58'><span class='sc'>Noodle</span>.”</div> - <div class='line'><i>To <span class='sc'>Mister Doodle</span>. Places board against rock, R.C.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>It’s fortunate at school I learnt to spell.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Exit <span class='sc'>Noodle</span>, L. U. E.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Re-enter cautiously, <span class='sc'>King</span>, <span class='sc'>Rooster</span>, <span class='sc'>General</span> and <span class='sc'>Captain R.</span></i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'>G. B.           The army’s disinfected!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'>G. K.                        What’s the reason?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Rooster.</span>    Off without <i>leave</i>, he’s gone.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. Bounce.</span>                      No <i>leaf</i>! it’s <i>tree’s</i>-on!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'>G. K. Pray cease your jokes, we have no time for fun.</div> - <div class='line'>This is an unkind <i>cut</i>, much over done.</div> - <div class='line'>The army gone! Say, is there further ill?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Rooster.</span> Allow me to present your tailors’ bill.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Unfolds long roll of bill which runs out on the floor.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_21'>21</span>G. K. It must be done. A plan I’ll now unfold,</div> - <div class='line'>To fill our empty purse once more with gold.</div> - <div class='line'>Stay! Are we quite secure?</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Business; each going on tip-toe to R. and L. entrances, listening and returning with exaggerated melodramatic action. Music, soft chords. Stacato.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in42'>One word! I love!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Loud chord, all start.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Rooster.</span>        (<i>Enquiringly.</i>)        Thou love’st?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. Bounce.</span>          (<i>Suspiciously.</i>)           He loves.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Captain Pounce.</span>     (<i>Confidentially.</i>)     We love!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Rooster.</span>                (<i>Surprised.</i>)        Ye love!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. King.</span>                (<i>Disgusted.</i>)        They love!</div> - <div class='line'>My love’s <i>declined</i> with thanks. Alas, it’s true,</div> - <div class='line'>Kings are but mortals, and I love like you.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>All.</span>                     The maid?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. King.</span> A mermaid. Nay, you should’nt start,</div> - <div class='line'>A mermaid, like a cabbage, has a heart.</div> - <div class='line'>I offered her my hand; in it the key</div> - <div class='line'>That opened locks to all the treasury.</div> - <div class='line'>My mountain diamond mines! my gold! I rave!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'>G. B.     She took it?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. King.</span>                 Yes, and flung it in the wave.</div> - <div class='line'>Since then, you know, I’ve not been worth a pin;</div> - <div class='line'>The rocky doors are closed, I can’t get in.</div> - <div class='line'>Listen. Next time she comes to land, we’ll seize her.</div> - <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_22'>22</span>And till she fetches back that key, I’ll tease her.</div> - <div class='line'>Hullo! a step!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>All hide, R. & L. Enter <span class='sc'>Prince Doodle</span> off rock R.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Doodle.</span>                   Such fun! the mermaid nation,</div> - <div class='line'>Is not averse, I find, from small flirtation.</div> - <div class='line in32'>We’re getting on.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Sees board.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>What’s this! What have we here?</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Reads notice aloud.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>Joy! joy! So then my long lost brother’s near.</div> - <div class='line'>He can’t be far, (<i>calls</i>) Hi! Noodle! Noodle! Noodle!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Exit R. calling <span class='sc'>Noodle</span>. Enter <span class='sc'>Mona</span> at centre, she hesitates, looks round.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> I wonder what’s become of darling Doodle.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Comes down. G. King, and the others follow in stealthily; the G. King has a veil.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>We’re playing hide and seek. It’s charming play.</div> - <div class='line'>We play for kisses, and he always makes me pay.</div> - <div class='line'>I wonder where he’s gone!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i><span class='sc'>G. King</span> throws veil over her, she shrieks</i>.)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in26'>We’ll hide you, miss;</div> - <div class='line'>Can’t you afford to give a King a kiss?</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>She struggles.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>Unless you get my golden key so shiny,</div> - <div class='line'>You may as well say ta, ta, to the briny.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Scene closes in with view of the Cottage of the Maid of the Mill.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div> - <span class='pageno' id='Page_23'>23</span> - <h3 class='c006'>SCENE II.<br /> <span class='sc'>Coquettina’s Cottage.</span></h3> -</div> - -<p class='c015'><i><span class='sc'>Coquettina</span> discovered looking at herself in a glass on L. wall. -Arm chair with cover on, R. Cupboard, R. Door, L. -Barrel against wall, L. Table with cover, C., candle -burning on table.</i></p> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> There, that will do, that’s quite enough my dear.</div> - <div class='line'>Oh, Coquettina, you’re a flirt, I fear.</div> - <div class='line'>You naughty, naughty girl to act this way.</div> - <div class='line'>Ah! you’ll be very sorry, Miss, some day.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='c016'>(<i>Comes down.</i>)</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>I’m sure it’s not my fault. What can one do?</div> - <div class='line'>I dote on officers, and I’ve now got two.</div> - <div class='line'>The Captain’s not amiss; a handsome face!</div> - <div class='line'>And such a uniform! Oh, I love gold lace.</div> - <div class='line'>His pay’s so small—it’s not a bit of use.</div> - <div class='line'>But then the General’s such a dear—old goose.</div> - <div class='line'>He’s rather short and fat, and slightly lazy,</div> - <div class='line'>His conversation’s small; style, lackadaisy.</div> - <div class='line'>Still, who for <i>general</i> conversation cares?</div> - <div class='line'>Ah, stay, I hear him puffing up the stairs.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_24'>24</span>(<i>Seats herself hurriedly in chair, L., at back, and pretends to be asleep. Rap heard at door, L., repeated twice. <span class='sc'>General Bounce</span> puts his head carefully into room</i>.)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'>G. B. What, not at home!               (<i>Comes down.</i>)</div> - <div class='line in30'>These parlours in the sky</div> - <div class='line'>Are much like houses in Soho, <i>so high</i>.</div> - <div class='line'>I’m out of breath, and she’s out too, it’s clear,</div> - <div class='line'>I’ve had my climb for nothing.              (<i>Sees <span class='sc'>Coquettina</span>.</i>)</div> - <div class='line in2'>(<i>Approaching her</i>)            Ah, she’s here!</div> - <div class='line'>My dainty duck! my lamb, my tender chicken!</div> - <div class='line'>The cherries on those lips are worth the pickin’.</div> - <div class='line'>I must take one, though she may fume and flounce,</div> - <div class='line'>She’ll not object as Mrs. General Bounce.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>is about to kiss her, she starts up.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> Ah, General! It’s you?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'>G. B. (<i>confused</i>)               I’m looking for—</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span>                                             your <i>gout</i>?</div> - <div class='line'>A <i>taste</i> of something good and nice,</div> - <div class='line in51'>Ah, <i>stout?</i></div> - <div class='line'>I see it’s <i>up</i>, (<i>Looking at him meaningly.</i>)</div> - <div class='line in24'>You’d better take it down,</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Points to door.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Gen. B.</span> Now what a tease you are! Come, do not frown.</div> - <div class='line'>Don’t, Coquettina, of my love make light.</div> - <div class='line'>You leant upon my arm quite hard last night.</div> - <div class='line'>Say you’ll be mine, come, Coquettina, do!</div> - <div class='line'>I am a single man.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_25'>25</span><span class='sc'>Coq.</span>             You’re big enough for two.</div> - <div class='line'>I’ve only one objection.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Gen. B.</span>                            What is that?</div> - <div class='line'>Pray <i>lean</i> on me for life.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span>                        <i>Lean!</i> why, you’re <i>fat</i>!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Gen. B.</span> Call me not lean, but say I’m buxom, plump.</div> - <div class='line'>I am no scare-crow, made to run and jump.</div> - <div class='line'>To tell the <i>truth</i>, I like to take my ease,</div> - <div class='line'>I’m not a <i>skipper</i> with a load of (<i>f</i>) “<i>lees</i>.”</div> - <div class='line'>Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt</div> - <div class='line'>To less than sixty inches round the belt!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> You can’t help that, <i>’tis you</i>.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Gen. B.</span>                        Well then, suppose</div> - <div class='line'>My <i>tissue is</i> inclined to <i>adipose</i>.</div> - <div class='line'>You couldn’t <i>add a pose</i> with all that tissue.</div> - <div class='line'>’Twould be a <i>poser</i> if I were to kiss you.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> Why what’s <i>possest</i> the man? I’d like to see you!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Gen. B.</span> Well, so you shall. Here goes! (<i>He attempts</i></div> - <div class='line in4'><i>to chase her around stage, she easily eludes</i></div> - <div class='line in4'><i>him. Knock heard at door.</i>)</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span>                            Oh, dear, oh, dear!</div> - <div class='line'>Mamma’s come back! Quick, General, get in here.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>pushes him into cupboard, R. Business, he not liking to go in. Rap again.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>Meet me beneath the haunted tree to-morrow.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_26'>26</span><span class='sc'>Gen. B.</span> Adieu!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span>           Pray go!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Gen. B.</span>           This parting’s such sweet sorrow.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>He goes into cupboard, crush of broken glass heard. He puts his head out again.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>I’ve sat upon your glasses!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span>                        Take it easy.</div> - <div class='line'>My ab<i>sence</i> won’t be long.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Gen. B.</span> (<i>Sniffs about cupboard.</i>) Your <i>scents</i> are cheesy.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Exit into cupboard. She runs to door and opens it. Enter <span class='sc'>Capt. Pounce</span>. She curtseys, and looks down demurely. He comes front, twirling his moustache.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Capt. P.</span> So this is where you live, child, is it, weally?</div> - <div class='line'>You’re up amongst the clouds here.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span>                               Yes, Sir, nearly.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Capt. P.</span> (<i>Gallantly</i>) For such a chewub quite a pwoper place.</div> - <div class='line'>(<i>Aside.</i>) Upon my word, a vewy pwetty face!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Looks out of window at R.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>And what a view! All twees and sheep in flocks,</div> - <div class='line'>And wolling waves awound those wugged wocks.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>She is standing by him as he speaks the last words. He puts arm round her waist.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> <i>That’s</i> not a “wugged wock.” Don’t let it trouble you,</div> - <div class='line'>But have you such a thing as a spare W?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_27'>27</span><span class='sc'>Capt. T.</span> Oh, weally, pon my life, you’re vewy pwetty.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> I thank you kindly, Sir.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Capt. P.</span>                  And weally witty.</div> - <div class='line'>Yes. If I’d got some place to which to cawwy you,</div> - <div class='line'>Upon my word I’d weally like to mawwy you.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> (<i>Aside</i>) The darling! He’s a man a girl can love.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Capt. T.</span> (<i>Looking on ground.</i>) I fear I’ve lost it now.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span>                         Your heart?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Capt. P.</span>                                 My glove.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Loud sneezing from cupboard.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>What’s that?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span>         The ginger beer has burst a bottle.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Capt. P.</span> It sounded vewy like a human thwottle!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Rap heard at door.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> Ah, here’s mamma! quick, hide in this, now, see!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Puts him into barrel. Business.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>To-morrow meet me by the haunted tree.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Throws cloth over top of barrel.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>I’ll have such fun to-morrow for an hour.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Capt. P.</span> (<i>Rising.</i>) Look here, I say, this bawwel’s full of flour!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>She runs to him, forces him back and puts coverlet on again. Rap again. She goes to door and opens it.</i>)</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_28'>28</span>(<i>Enter <span class='sc'>Rooster the Audacious</span>, a big bundle of papers tied with red tape, under his arm.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Roos.</span> Miss Coquettina, is your Ma’ within?</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Pulls out enormous watch from fob pocket.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>I’ve twenty minutes left to woo and win.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> To woo and win! Upon my word that’s funny!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Rooster.</span> Business is business, Miss, and time is money.</div> - <div class='line'>All night I sat up on affairs of State.</div> - <div class='line'>I had to shave the King at half-past eight.</div> - <div class='line'>At nine to black his boots and brush his hair.</div> - <div class='line'>By ten, as President, I took the chair</div> - <div class='line'>Of the Society for Reforming Cats—</div> - <div class='line'>R. S. R. C. At twelve I sat on “Hats.”</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> Hats!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Roos.</span> Yes, and hatters, ’twas a much <i>felt</i> question.</div> - <div class='line'>At one I had some lunch, and—indigestion.</div> - <div class='line'>At two I had to meet a deputation—</div> - <div class='line'>“Was it, or was it not, good for the nation</div> - <div class='line'>That folks should be allowed beef with their mustard,”</div> - <div class='line'>It was a serious matter.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span>                             Were you flustered?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Roos.</span> Oh, not at all, I said—If they could get it.</div> - <div class='line'>At two ’twas going on.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span>                           So’s time.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Roos.</span>                                     Well, let it!</div> - <div class='line'>Till eight—three meetings; a foundation stone.</div> - <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_29'>29</span>Then dressed the King for dinner; had my own.</div> - <div class='line'>Came here to pop the question—Will you wed?</div> - <div class='line'>I must get back to put the King to bed.</div> - <div class='line'>Say yes or no.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span>                     You’d better ask mamma.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Rap at door.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>Not now! Some other time!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Roos.</span>                         Yes! Now!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span>                                    No!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Roos.</span>                                       Bah!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> She may be angry. Get beneath the table.</div> - <div class='line'>Please. To oblige me. (<i>loud rap.</i>)</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Roos.</span>                             Well, if I am able.</div> - <div class='line'>(<i>Gets under table.</i>) I must confess I feel how ill you treat me.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> To-morrow, by the haunted tree you’ll meet me.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Goes to door and open it. Enter <span class='sc'>G. King</span>. She curtseys. He chucks her under chin.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Gnome King.</span> Well, lass, your pretty face I’ve long been missing.</div> - <div class='line'>You’ve got a kiss I hope—</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> (<i>Coquettishly.</i>)         It’s always kissing.</div> - <div class='line'>Just like a man! He always <i>misses</i> kisses.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. King.</span> It’s very hard a man can’t kiss his <i>misses</i>.</div> - <div class='line'>I’ll have your little head chopped off, Miss! Pray</div> - <div class='line'>Don’t make me angry! One! two! three! Away!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_30'>30</span><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> Well, if you must, you must then; Take it, There!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>She turns back of head to him as he is about to kiss her.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>What did it taste of <i>eh</i> Sir?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. King.</span>                           <i>Hay?</i> No! <i>Hare!</i></div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> Of course! It’s all my own.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. King.</span>                     Oh, <i>game</i> you’re making!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> Oh, not at all, Sir, <i>I</i> don’t go <i>hay raking</i>.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. King.</span> A kiss I’ll have!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Runs after her, catches her, and is going to kiss her, when loud rap is heard at door.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span>                Mamma!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. King.</span>                   I’d like to choke her.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> Dear me! She’s awful with the kitchen poker!</div> - <div class='line'>You’d better hide, Sir.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. King.</span>                Where? (<i>Runs to cupboard.</i>)</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span>                         No, no! (<i>he runs towards barrel.</i>)</div> - <div class='line in20'>Not there! (<i>He runs to table.</i>)</div> - <div class='line'>I have it! Here! pretend to be a chair.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>She takes cover off chair and puts it over him with arms extended so that he looks like a chair.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>There! Now you’re safe, you need’nt now be daunted.</div> - <div class='line'>Meet me to-morrow by the tree that’s haunted.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Goes to door, opens it and looks out.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>What! no one here? how strange! who can it be?</div> - <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_31'>31</span>Perhaps I’d better go outside and see.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Goes outside. The “<span class='sc'>Fairy of the Forest</span>” steps in and closes door.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Fairy.</span> Ah, Coquettina! oh, you naughty child!</div> - <div class='line'>In spite of all I’ve said, you <i>will</i> be wild.</div> - <div class='line'>All right, Miss, I have such a rod in pickle!</div> - <div class='line'>But first these gentlemen in here I’ll tickle.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Blows out candle. Stage darkens. She goes to cupboard and raps gently, then to barrel, then to table, then to chair, and steps to back of stage. All four come out and grope in the dark, avoiding each other. They speak in whispers.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Gen. B.</span> Here, Coquettina!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Capt. T.</span>                  Deawest!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Rooster.</span>                           Where are you?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>King.</span> Come to my arms, my Coquettina, do!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>They all get into a circle in front of stage, each holding a hand of the other. The fairy laughs, claps her hands, and fairies enter with lanterns hung at the end of their wands. Stage lights up. Quick curtain.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='figcenter id006'> -<img src='images/i_031.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' /> -</div> - -<div> - <span class='pageno' id='Page_32'>32</span> - <h3 class='c006'>SCENE III.<br /> THE FOREST DELL.</h3> -</div> - -<p class='c015'><i>Haunted tree C. at back. A large rock at R. of tree, upon which <span class='sc'>Noodle</span> is seated.</i></p> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noodle</span>, (<i>Sneezing.</i>)</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>I’ve got a frightful cold. My Ms and Bs</div> - <div class='line'>Are all mixed up, likewise my Ls and Ds.</div> - <div class='line'>That Gnome King there, Oh, isn’t he a beauty!</div> - <div class='line'>Because, he said, I ran away from duty.</div> - <div class='line'>Fixed me by some enchantment to this stone,</div> - <div class='line'>And here he’s left me ever since, alone.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Takes bottle from pocket.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>Strolling the other day upon the sand, I</div> - <div class='line'>Found this. B. R. A. N. D. Y. spells brandy.</div> - <div class='line'>It isn’t bad, though how did it come here?</div> - <div class='line'>There’s been a shipwreck, that is very clear.</div> - <div class='line'>The country’s full of geese, too, it’s absurd!</div> - <div class='line'>Which ever way I turned I found a bird,</div> - <div class='line'>All dressed in sailor’s jackets, caps and things,</div> - <div class='line'>With spy glasses stuck underneath their wings.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_33'>33</span>(<i>Enter <span class='sc'>Mona L.</span> running.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> There, I’ve escaped them! Now to find the shore,</div> - <div class='line'>I don’t think they will catch me any more.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Moves toward tree.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>It must be this way, I can scent the sea.</div> - <div class='line'>Ah! Who are you, sir, under that old tree.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span> Don’t be afraid, fair maid, I cannot harm you;</div> - <div class='line'>Glued to this stone these <i>tones</i> need not alarm you.</div> - <div class='line'>I can’t get up (<i>tries to rise</i>.)</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>                 Why not?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span>                     The Gnome has tied me.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> You have a story. Tell me.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span>                           Sit beside me.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i><span class='sc'>Mona</span> sits on rock other side of tree.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>Long years ago I was a boy.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>                          How strange!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span> A little tiny boy, so high.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>                            A change!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span> I had an uncle, and I <i>was</i> a prince.</div> - <div class='line'>My father died. <i>He</i> seized the throne.</div> - <div class='line in30'>(<i><span class='sc'>Mona</span> starts</i>,) You wince.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> Oh not at all. Go on! I’ve heard a tale.</div> - <div class='line'>Like yours before. It’s very like a whale.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span> My tail! there’s more behind. He then seized <i>me</i></div> - <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_34'>34</span>And shipped me off, a little boy, to sea.</div> - <div class='line'>For many years I’ve wandered as a sailor,</div> - <div class='line'>And earned my salt as cook on board a whaler.</div> - <div class='line'>Shipwrecked upon this most unkindly shore,</div> - <div class='line'>I’ve lived a wretched life ten years or more.</div> - <div class='line'>The manikins who live down there below,</div> - <div class='line'>Took me, and made me giant in a show:</div> - <div class='line'>“Walk up! walk up! just going to begin.”</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>imitates Showman.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>That’s what they used to say to bring folks in—</div> - <div class='line'>“This giant is all real, no sawdust here!”</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> Made you a giant, did they. That was queer.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span> “There’s no deception, gents! no pads or straw!”</div> - <div class='line'>And then they’d pinch my legs to make me roar.</div> - <div class='line'>Stick pins into my calves.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>                            Oh, that was cruel.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span> And if I would’t act they’d stop my gruel.</div> - <div class='line'>Well, now I’ve joined the army, serve the nation.</div> - <div class='line'>That means long drills, stiff collars and starvation.</div> - <div class='line'>I’ll make a raft or boat, and get away,</div> - <div class='line'>So sure as my name’s Noodle, miss, some day.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> What name?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span>             Why, Noodle.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>                         Noodle?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span>                            Why not Noodle?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> You have a brother?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_35'>35</span><span class='sc'>Noo.</span>                      Which his name is Doodle.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Tries to rise.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>Say, have you seen him? Is my brother here?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> He is.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span>         And I can’t leave my stony ‘<i>cheer</i>.’</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> I’ll go and seek him. (<i>Exit R.</i>)</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span>                        Stay! She’s gone. What joy!</div> - <div class='line'>I havn’t seen my brother since a boy.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Enter <span class='sc'>Doodle</span> hurriedly, L.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Doodle.</span> I’ve lost my mermaid! (<i>Sees <span class='sc'>Noodle</span>.</i>) Ha! Pray who are you?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span> (<i>Aside.</i>) Is this my brother? Is your name, Sir, Doo—?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Doo.</span> It’s Noodle! (<i>Is going to rush towards him, but stops short suddenly.</i>)</div> - <div class='line in14'>Come though, this won’t do I say,</div> - <div class='line'>We mustn’t take things in this easy way.</div> - <div class='line'>Although perchance we may have had the same aunt.</div> - <div class='line'>There may perhaps, Sir, be another “Claimant.”</div> - <div class='line'>I’d like to ask a question.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span>                        Ask a dozen.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Doo.</span> Pray, had your nurse, Sir, in the Guards a “cousin?”</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span> ’Tis strange, but true.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_36'>36</span><span class='sc'>Doo.</span> ’Tis well! When you were able</div> - <div class='line'>You kicked you poor old pa beneath the table?</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i><span class='sc'>Noodle</span> nods.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>Say, did you once, upon your nurse’s lap,</div> - <div class='line'>By chance capsize a teaspoonful of pap?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span> I did! I did! The circumstance pecoolia,</div> - <div class='line'>I now recall it. Which her name was Julia.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Doo.</span> Did you like sugar on your bread and butter?</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i><span class='sc'>Noodle</span> nods.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>Used you to play at marbles in the gutter?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span> I must confess it.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Doo.</span>                    Now I think upon it.</div> - <div class='line'>Had you a bouncing B. once in your Bonnet.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span> I had! I have! In fact, as I’m alive,</div> - <div class='line'>Not one bee only but a perfect hive.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Doo.</span> Have you on your left arm a strawberry mark?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span> A perfect bed! You’d see them in the dark.</div> - <div class='line'>’Tis he! ’tis he! My feelings I can’t smother;</div> - <div class='line'>Come to my arms my lengthy long lost brother!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i><span class='sc'>Noodle</span> tries to rise but cannot.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>Why don’t you rise?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span> I can’t, the Gnome King’s bound me.</div> - <div class='line'>I should have died down here if you’d not found me.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Doo.</span> What’s to be done? (<i>Trunk of tree opens, and discovers the <span class='sc'>Fairy of the Forest</span>.</i>)</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_37'>37</span><span class='sc'>Fairy.</span>    Sprinkle him thrice, sprinkle him thrice,</div> - <div class='line in12'>With the water that trickles</div> - <div class='line in12'>And trickles and trickles</div> - <div class='line in12'>Down from the mountain</div> - <div class='line in12'>Here to the fountain.</div> - <div class='line in12'>Sprinkle and say,</div> - <div class='line in12'>One, two, three and away,</div> - <div class='line in12'>One, two, three and away.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Trunk of tree closes again.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Doo.</span>                 Ah, here’s the fountain, look!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Runs off, R., and returns with water in the palm of his hand. Throws it over <span class='sc'>Noodle</span>.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>One, two, three and away! (<i><span class='sc'>Noodle</span> springs up. He limps. The brothers embrace.</i>)</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span>                   I’m stiff as that old tree.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'><i>Enter <span class='sc'>Mona</span> R., carrying large gold key</i>.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> You’ve found him, see! Look here! I’ve brought this key,</div> - <div class='line'>Key to the diamond mountain. Come! be quick:</div> - <div class='line'>We’ll play that dear old dwarf there such a trick.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Doo.</span> We’ll build a raft; with diamonds fill each sack;</div> - <div class='line'>Set sail before he knows—</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span>                       And not come back.</div> - <div class='line'>But where’s your crew?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Doo.</span>                   My crew? Oh there’s the rub,</div> - <div class='line'>I hav’nt got a crew to sail a tub.</div> - <div class='line'>A set of geese! (<i>Trunk of tree opens and shows <span class='sc'>Fairy of the Forest</span>.</i>)</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_38'>38</span><span class='sc'>Fairy.</span>    Sprinkle thrice, sprinkle thrice.</div> - <div class='line in12'>And your geese, in half a trice</div> - <div class='line in12'>Will disappear, and on the land,</div> - <div class='line in12'>Four and forty sailors stand.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Trunk of tree closes.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<p class='c017'> <span class='sc'>Doo.</span> A friend in need’s a friend indeed they say. -Madam, we thank you. Come, friends, let’s away.</p> - -<p class='c017'> <span class='sc'>Noo.</span> Let’s to the mountain; there our sacks we’ll fill. -And get good fortune from a monstrous <i>ill</i>.</p> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Exeunt, R., Trunk of tree opens. <span class='sc'>Fairy of the Forest</span> descends, and comes forward.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Fairy.</span> So far so good. Those captives stirred my pity,</div> - <div class='line'>And Maiden Mona is so good and pretty.</div> - <div class='line'>I hate that Gnome; he is so tough and tarty. (<i>looks off.</i>)</div> - <div class='line'>Here’s naughty Coquettina and her party.</div> - <div class='line'>I’ll sprinkle magic water on them all,</div> - <div class='line'>And where they stand they’ll stay until I call.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>She returns into tree, which closes. Enter L. <span class='sc'>Coquettina</span> hurriedly. She looks back as she enters.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> What fun! they’re coming all together here.</div> - <div class='line'>I’ll hide behind this tree. (<i>Trunk opens, <span class='sc'>Fairy</span> appears and sprinkles her. She stops instantly.</i>)</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Fairy.</span>                    You’ll not, my dear.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Trunk closes. Enter R. and L. <span class='sc'>King</span>, <span class='sc'>Rooster</span>, <span class='sc'>General Bounce</span> and <span class='sc'>Capt. Pounce.</span> Different entrances. Music soft and staccato. As they advance to centre, they see each other.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_39'>39</span><span class='sc'>All.</span> Hallo!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Fairy appears; sprinkles them. They stop short and each retains the position of the moment, Lime light. Scene closes in with cavern, same as scene 1st, only opening at back closed in. Several sailors cross the stage from L. to R., carrying sacks on their backs. <span class='sc'>Noodle</span> and <span class='sc'>Doodle</span> bring up the rear, each carrying a sack. They come front.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Doo.</span> There! That’s the last, the raft won’t carry more.</div> - <div class='line'>And now set sail, and quit this unkind shore.</div> - <div class='line'>Where’s Mona?                       (<i>Enter <span class='sc'>Mona</span>, R.</i>)</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>         Here. Please, dear, before we go,</div> - <div class='line'>I wish to say good-bye to friends below.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Doo.</span> I’m not a fish!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>                It’s done quite easily,</div> - <div class='line'>We’ll sink this cavern down below the sea.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Enter L. <span class='sc'>King</span>, <span class='sc'>Rooster</span>, <span class='sc'>General Bounce</span>, <span class='sc'>Capt. Pounce</span>, <span class='sc'>Coquettina</span>.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. King.</span> Mind your own business, Miss, leave mine alone.</div> - <div class='line'>I have a charm will turn you all to stone.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Makes passes in the air. Enter L. <span class='sc'>Fairy</span>.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Fairy.</span> If you’re not good you’ll get another sprinkle.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. King.</span> I’d rather be a lobster or a winkle.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> Then here’s your key. Remember, don’t be cruel.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_40'>40</span><span class='sc'>Noo.</span> And feed your army. Give your giants gruel.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> We’re going down. D’ye feel the motion?</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Doo.</span>                                      Well!</div> - <div class='line'>It’s easy as a lift in some hotel.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>All give a slight jump as though the bottom had been reached.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> We’re there at last. Now let the water in.</div> - <div class='line'>Don’t be afraid, you will not wet your skin.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Scene at back and sides gradually opens to soft music, and shows the</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> -<div class='nf-center c010'> - <div><span class='sc'>Mermaid’s Haunt.</span></div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i><span class='sc'>Coralina</span> descends in a coral car at back. Mermaids R. and L.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coquettina.</span> This is my home. Good-bye, dear friends, to-night,</div> - <div class='line'>And don’t forget your little Mermaid quite.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Fairy of the Forest.</span> The bottom of the sea! It’s like a dream.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> You’ve no society down here.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>                             The very cream.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> Perhaps it’s iced. I’m sure its very chilly.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Gen. Bounce.</span> It’s all <i>cold cream</i>, of course, you little silly!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> I hope you’re all content.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_41'>41</span><span class='sc'>Noodle.</span>                      Well, I don’t know.</div> - <div class='line'>Poor Coquettina here—</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Doodle.</span>                  Pray, where’s her beau?</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Coquettina, turns to <span class='sc'>Captain Pounce</span>.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Captain P.</span> Ah! Weally sowwy! Can’t be done I fear,</div> - <div class='line'>When my superior officer is here.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>She turns to <span class='sc'>General Bounce</span>.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Gen. B.</span> Well! Hem! The situation’s most unpleasant,</div> - <div class='line'>But as for matrimony!—not at present.</div> - <div class='line'>Our friend here will oblige. Come, Rooster, say!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>She turns to <span class='sc'>Rooster</span>.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Rooster.</span> Too busy, now. Pray call another day.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Coq.</span> Oh! very well! I’m sure that I don’t care.</div> - <div class='line'>I’ll join the “Ladies Club.” They’ve no men there!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>G. King.</span> A gnome’s <i>un homme</i> for all that. Here’s my <i>key</i>.</div> - <div class='line'><i>C. flat’s</i> found often down below the <i>C</i>.</div> - <div class='line'>One thing I know, if once I get above,</div> - <div class='line'>No man shall say the Gnome is crossed in love.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Gen. B.</span> A soldier’s duty lies in drill and glory,</div> - <div class='line'>But as for love, well, that’s another story.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Capt. P.</span> Well, weally! Take things easy is my motto:</div> - <div class='line'>But fancy catching shwimps here in a gwotto!</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Pretends to catch Shrimp swimming past.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-l c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_42'>42</span><span class='sc'>Doodle.</span> (<i>Putting his am round Mona’s waist.</i>)</div> - <div class='line'>Though strange, a mermaid’s heart I hold in hand!</div> - <div class='line'>My geese are changed to sailors; there they stand.</div> - <div class='line'>We’ve found the diamond mine—</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span>                           And filled each sack.</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Doo.</span> And as for uncle (<i>Turning up Coat cuffs.</i>)</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Noo.</span>                  Wait till we get back!</div> - </div> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Mona.</span> Since all things wrong are now at last made right,</div> - <div class='line'>We only have a wish you all good-night.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='lg-container-r c010'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>(<i>Red and green lights.</i>)</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> -<div class='nf-center c010'> - <div><span class='sc'>Coralina.</span></div> - <div><span class='sc'>Fairy of the Forest.</span></div> - <div><span class='sc'>General Bounce.</span>      <span class='sc'>Captain Pounce.</span></div> - <div><span class='sc'>Gnome King.</span>                     <span class='sc'>Rooster.</span></div> - <div><span class='sc'>Mona.</span>                            <span class='sc'>Coquettina.</span></div> - <div><span class='sc'>Doodle.</span>                                  <span class='sc'>Noodle.</span></div> - <div class='c002'><i>Curtain.</i></div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='pbb'> - <hr class='pb c003' /> -</div> -<div class='tnotes'> - -<div class='section ph2'> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> -<div class='nf-center c004'> - <div>TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES</div> - </div> -</div> - -</div> - - <ol class='ol_1 c002'> - <li>Silently corrected typographical errors and variations in spelling. - - </li> - <li>Archaic, non-standard, and uncertain spellings retained as printed. - </li> - </ol> - -</div> - - - - - - - - -<pre> - - - - - -End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Maiden Mona the Mermaid, by -Frederick Augustus Dixon - -*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MAIDEN MONA THE MERMAID *** - -***** This file should be named 62183-h.htm or 62183-h.zip ***** -This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: - http://www.gutenberg.org/6/2/1/8/62183/ - -Produced by Richard Tonsing, Mary Glenn Krause, University -of Toronto's Thomas Fisher Rare Book Library and the Online -Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This -file was produced from images generously made available -by The Internet Archive/American Libraries.) - - -Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions -will be renamed. - -Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no -one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation -(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without -permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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