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-
-DADDY JAKE
-THE RUNAWAY
-
-
-[Illustration: JUDGE RABBIT AND THE FAT MAN.]
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-DADDY JAKE
-THE RUNAWAY
-
-And Short Stories Told after Dark
-
-by
-
-“UNCLE REMUS”
-
-JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-
-
-New York
-The Century Co.
-1898
-
-Copyright, 1889, by
-Joel Chandler Harris.
-
-The De Vinne Press, New York.
-
-
-
-
- CONTENTS
-
-
- PAGE
-
- DADDY JAKE, THE RUNAWAY:
-
- CHAPTER I 1
-
- CHAPTER II 28
-
- CHAPTER III 53
-
- HOW A WITCH WAS CAUGHT 83
-
- THE LITTLE BOY AND HIS DOGS 93
-
- HOW BLACK SNAKE CAUGHT THE WOLF 108
-
- WHY THE GUINEAS STAY AWAKE 118
-
- HOW THE TERRAPIN WAS TAUGHT TO FLY 123
-
- THE CREATURE WITH NO CLAWS 134
-
- UNCLE REMUS’S WONDER STORY 139
-
- THE RATTLESNAKE AND THE POLECAT 149
-
- HOW THE BIRDS TALK 152
-
- THE FOOLISH WOMAN 165
-
- THE ADVENTURES OF SIMON AND SUSANNA 171
-
- BROTHER RABBIT AND THE GINGERCAKES 183
-
- BROTHER RABBIT’S COURTSHIP 188
-
-
-
-
- ILLUSTRATIONS
-
-
- PAGE
-
- JUDGE RABBIT AND THE FAT MAN, FRONTISPIECE
-
- “THE YOUNGSTERS SAW DADDY JAKE, AND WENT RUNNING AFTER
- HIM.” 9
-
- “THE FIELD-HANDS WERE SINGING AS THEY PICKED THE OPENING
- COTTON.” 19
-
- “‘MAYBE HE KNOWS WHERE DADDY JAKE IS,’ SAID LILLIAN.” 25
-
- “THE FIELD-HANDS DISCUSSED THE MATTER.” 29
-
- THE MILLER AND HIS CHILDREN. 41
-
- “AN’ OLE MAN JAKE, HE DAR TOO.” 49
-
- “LUCIEN SAW HIM, AND RUSHED TOWARD HIM.” 57
-
- POOR OLD SUE TELLS HER STORY. 63
-
- “MR. RABBIT SQUALL OUT, ‘COON DEAD!’” 71
-
- “DEN DE FROGS DEY WENT TO WORK SHO NUFF.” 75
-
- “THE OLD NEGRO PUT HIS HANDS TO HIS MOUTH AND CALLED.” 79
-
- “SHE STOOD DAR A MINIT, DAT OLE BLACK CAT DID.” 87
-
- “‘ALL READY, NOW. STICK YO’ HEAD IN.’” 105
-
- “EN EVE’Y TIME HE SWUNG MR. BLACK SNAKE TUCK ’N LASH ’IM
- WID HE TAIL.” 115
-
- “‘BRER TARRYPIN, HOW YOU FEEL?’” 127
-
- BILLY BIG-EYE AND TOMMY LONG-WING. 159
-
- SIMON SHAKES THE PEBBLES. 175
-
-
-
-
- DADDY JAKE
- THE RUNAWAY
-
-
-
-
- DADDY JAKE, THE RUNAWAY
-
-
- CHAPTER I
-
-One fine day in September, in the year 1863, there was quite an uproar
-on the Gaston plantation, in Putnam County, in the State of Georgia.
-Uncle Jake, the carriage-driver, was missing. He was more than fifty
-years old, and it was the first time he had been missing since his
-mistress had been big enough to call him. But he was missing now. Here
-was his mistress waiting to order the carriage; here was his master
-fretting and fuming; and here were the two little children, Lucien and
-Lillian, crying because they didn’t know where Uncle Jake was—“Daddy
-Jake,” who had heretofore seemed always to be within sound of their
-voices, ready and anxious to amuse them in any and every way.
-
-Then came the news that Daddy Jake had actually run away. This was,
-indeed, astounding news, and although it was brought by the son of the
-overseer, none of the Gastons would believe it, least of all Lucien and
-Lillian. The son of the overseer also brought the further information
-that Daddy Jake, who had never had an angry word for anybody, had struck
-the overseer across the head with a hoe-handle, and had then taken to
-the woods. Dr. Gaston was very angry, indeed, and he told the overseer’s
-son that if anybody was to blame it was his father. Mrs. Gaston, with
-her eyes full of tears, agreed with her husband, and Lucien and Lillian,
-when they found that Daddy Jake was really gone, refused to be
-comforted. Everybody seemed to be dazed. As it was Saturday, and
-Saturday was a holiday, the negroes stood around their quarters in
-little groups discussing the wonderful event. Some of them went so far
-as to say that if Daddy Jake had taken to the woods it was time for the
-rest of them to follow suit; but this proposition was hooted down by the
-more sensible among them.
-
-Nevertheless, the excitement on the Gaston plantation ran very high when
-it was discovered that a negro so trusted and so trustworthy as Daddy
-Jake had actually run away; and it was not until all the facts were
-known that the other negroes became reconciled to Daddy Jake’s absence.
-What were the facts? They were very simple, indeed; and yet, many lads
-and lasses who read this may fail to fully comprehend them.
-
-In the first place, the year in which Daddy Jake became a fugitive was
-the year 1863, and there was a great deal of doubt and confusion in the
-South at that time. The Conscription Act and the Impressment Law were in
-force. Under the one, nearly all the able-bodied men and boys were
-drafted into the army; and under the other, all the corn and hay and
-horses that the Confederacy needed were pressed into service. This state
-of things came near causing a revolt in some of the States, especially
-in Georgia, where the laws seemed to bear most heavily. Something of
-this is to be found in the history of that period, but nothing
-approaching the real facts has ever been published. After the
-Conscription Act was passed the planters were compelled to accept the
-services of such overseers as they could get, and the one whom Dr.
-Gaston had employed lacked both experience and discretion. He had never
-been trained to the business. He was the son of a shoemaker, and he
-became an overseer merely to keep out of the army. A majority of those
-who made overseeing their business had gone to the war either as
-volunteers or substitutes, and very few men capable of taking charge of
-a large plantation were left behind.
-
-At the same time overseers were a necessity on some of the plantations.
-Many of the planters were either lawyers or doctors, and these, if they
-had any practice at all, were compelled to leave their farming interests
-to the care of agents; there were other planters who had been reared in
-the belief that an overseer was necessary on a large plantation; so
-that, for one cause and another, the overseer class was a pretty large
-one. It was a very respectable class, too; for, under ordinary
-circumstances, no person who was not known to be trustworthy would be
-permitted to take charge of the interests of a plantation, for these
-were as varied and as important as those of any other business.
-
-But in 1863 it was a very hard matter to get a trustworthy overseer; and
-Dr. Gaston, having a large practice as a physician, had hired the first
-person who applied for the place, without waiting to make any inquiries
-about either his knowledge or his character; and it turned out that his
-overseer was not only utterly incompetent, but that he was something of
-a rowdy besides. An experienced overseer would have known that he was
-employed, not to exercise control over the house-servants, but to look
-after the farm-hands; but the new man began business by ordering Daddy
-Jake to do various things that were not in the line of his duty.
-Naturally, the old man, who was something of a boss himself, resented
-this sort of interference. A great many persons were of the opinion that
-he had been spoiled by kind treatment; but this is doubtful. He had been
-raised with the white people from a little child, and he was as proud in
-his way as he was faithful in all ways. Under the circumstances, Daddy
-Jake did what other confidential servants would have done; he ignored
-the commands of the new overseer, and went about his business as usual.
-This led to a quarrel—the overseer doing most of the quarreling. Daddy
-Jake was on his dignity, and the overseer was angry. Finally, in his
-fury, he struck the old negro with a strap which he was carrying across
-his shoulders. The blow was a stinging one, and it was delivered full in
-Uncle Jake’s face. For a moment the old negro was astonished. Then he
-became furious. Seizing an ax-handle that happened to be close to his
-hand, he brought it down upon the head of the overseer with full force.
-There was a tremendous crash as the blow fell, and the overseer went
-down as if he had been struck by a pile-driver. He gave an awful groan,
-and trembled a little in his limbs, and then lay perfectly still. Uncle
-Jake was both dazed and frightened. He would have gone to his master,
-but he remembered what he had heard about the law. In those days a negro
-who struck a white man was tried for his life, and if his guilt could be
-proven, he was either branded with a hot iron and sold to a speculator,
-or he was hanged.
-
-The certainty of these punishments had no doubt been exaggerated by
-rumor, but even the rumor was enough to frighten the negroes. Daddy Jake
-looked at the overseer a moment, and then stopped and felt of him. He
-was motionless and, apparently, he had ceased to breathe. Then the old
-negro went to his cabin, gathered up his blanket and clothes, put some
-provisions in a little bag, and went off into the woods. He seemed to be
-in no hurry. He walked with his head bent, as if in deep thought. He
-appeared to understand and appreciate the situation. A short time ago he
-was the happy and trusted servant of a master and mistress who had
-rarely given him an unkind word; now he was a fugitive—a runaway. As he
-passed along by the garden palings he heard two little children playing
-and prattling on the other side. They were talking about him. He paused
-and listened.
-
-“Daddy Jake likes me the best,” Lucien was saying, “because he tells me
-stories.”
-
-“No,” said Lillian, “he likes me the best, ’cause he tells me all the
-stories and gives me some gingercake, too.”
-
-The old negro paused and looked through the fence at the little
-children, and then he went on his way. But the youngsters saw Daddy
-Jake, and went running after him.
-
-“Let me go, Uncle Jake!” cried Lucien. “Le’ me go, too!” cried Lillian.
-But Daddy Jake broke into a run and left the children standing in the
-garden, crying.
-
-It was not very long after this before the whole population knew that
-Daddy Jake had knocked the overseer down and had taken to the woods. In
-fact, it was only a few minutes, for some of the other negroes had seen
-him strike the overseer and had seen the overseer fall, and they lost no
-time in raising the alarm. Fortunately the overseer was not seriously
-hurt. He had received a blow severe enough to render him unconscious for
-a few minutes,—but this was all; and he was soon able to describe the
-fracas to Dr. Gaston, which he did with considerable animation.
-
-“And who told you to order Jake around?” the doctor asked.
-
-“Well, sir, I just thought I had charge of the whole crowd.”
-
-“You were very much mistaken, then,” said Doctor Gaston, sharply; “and
-if I had seen you strike Jake with your strap, I should have been
-tempted to take my buggy-whip and give you a dose of your own medicine.”
-
-As a matter of fact, Doctor Gaston was very angry, and he lost no time
-in giving the new overseer what the negroes called his “walking-papers.”
-He paid him up and discharged him on the spot, and it was not many days
-before everybody on the Gaston plantation knew that the man had fallen
-into the hands of the Conscription officers of the Confederacy, and that
-he had been sent on to the front.
-
-At the same time, as Mrs. Gaston herself remarked, this fact, however
-gratifying it might be, did not bring Daddy Jake back. He was gone, and
-his absence caused a great deal of trouble on the plantation. It was
-found that half-a-dozen negroes had to be detailed to do the work which
-he had voluntarily taken upon himself—one to attend to the
-carriage-horses, another to look after the cows, another to feed the
-hogs and sheep, and still others to look after the thousand and one
-little things to be done about the “big house.” But not one of them, nor
-all of them, filled Daddy Jake’s place.
-
-[Illustration: “THE YOUNGSTERS SAW DADDY JAKE, AND WENT RUNNING AFTER
-HIM.”]
-
-Many and many a time Doctor Gaston walked up and down the veranda
-wondering where the old negro was, and Mrs. Gaston, sitting in her
-rocking-chair, looked down the avenue day after day, half expecting to
-see Daddy Jake make his appearance, hat in hand and with a broad grin on
-his face. Some of the neighbors, hearing that Uncle Jake had become a
-fugitive, wanted to get Bill Locke’s “track-dogs” and run him down, but
-Doctor Gaston and his wife would not hear to this. They said that the
-old negro wasn’t used to staying in the woods, and that it wouldn’t be
-long before he would come back home.
-
-Doctor Gaston, although he was much troubled, looked at the matter from
-a man’s point of view. Here was Daddy Jake’s home; if he chose to come
-back, well and good; if he didn’t, why, it couldn’t be helped, and that
-was an end of the matter. But Mrs. Gaston took a different view. Daddy
-Jake had been raised with her father; he was an old family servant; he
-had known and loved her mother, who was dead; he had nursed Mrs. Gaston
-herself when she was a baby; in short, he was a fixture in the lady’s
-experience, and his absence worried her not a little. She could not bear
-to think that the old negro was out in the woods without food and
-without shelter. If there was a thunderstorm at night, as there
-sometimes is in the South during September, she could hardly sleep for
-thinking about the old negro.
-
-Thinking about him led Mrs. Gaston to talk about him very often,
-especially to Lucien and Lillian, who had been in the habit of running
-out to the kitchen while Daddy Jake was eating his supper and begging
-him to tell a story. So far as they were concerned, his absence was a
-personal loss. While Uncle Jake was away they were not only deprived of
-a most agreeable companion, but they could give no excuse for not going
-to bed. They had no one to amuse them after supper, and, as a
-consequence, their evenings were very dull. The youngsters submitted to
-this for several days, expecting that Daddy Jake would return, but in
-this they were disappointed. They waited and waited for more than a
-week, and then they began to show their impatience.
-
-“I used to be afraid of runaways,” said Lillian one day, “but I’m not
-afraid now, ’cause Daddy Jake is a runaway.” Lillian was only six years
-old, but she had her own way of looking at things.
-
-“Pshaw!” exclaimed Lucien, who was nine, and very robust for his age; “I
-never was afraid of runaways. I know mighty well they wouldn’t hurt me.
-There was old Uncle Fed; he was a runaway when Papa bought him. Would he
-hurt anybody?”
-
-“But there might be some bad ones,” said Lillian, “and you know Lucinda
-says Uncle Fed is a real, sure-enough witch.”
-
-“Lucinda!” exclaimed Lucien, scornfully. “What does Lucinda know about
-witches? If one was to be seen she wouldn’t stick her head out of the
-door to see it. She’d be scared to death.”
-
-“Yes, and so would anybody,” said Lillian, with an air of conviction. “I
-know I would.”
-
-“Well, of course,—a little girl,” explained Lucien. “Any little girl
-would be afraid of a witch, but a great big double-fisted woman like
-Lucinda ought to be ashamed of herself to be afraid of witches, and
-that, too, when everybody knows there aren’t any witches at all, except
-in the stories.”
-
-“Well, I heard Daddy Jake telling about a witch that turned herself into
-a black cat, and then into a big black wolf,” said Lillian.
-
-“Oh, that was in old times,” said Lucien, “when the animals used to talk
-and go on like people. But you never heard Daddy Jake say he saw a
-witch,—now, did you?”
-
-“No,” said Lillian, somewhat doubtfully; “but I heard him talking about
-them. I hope no witch will catch Daddy Jake.”
-
-“Pshaw!” exclaimed Lucien. “Daddy Jake carried his rabbit-foot with him,
-and you know no witch can bother him as long as he has his rabbit-foot.”
-
-“Well,” said Lillian, solemnly, “if he’s got his rabbit-foot and can
-keep off the witches all night, he won’t come back any more.”
-
-“But he _must_ come,” said Lucien. “I’m going after him. I’m going down
-to the landing to-morrow, and I’ll take the boat and go down the river
-and bring him back.”
-
-“Oh, may I go, too?” asked Lillian.
-
-“Yes,” said Lucien, loftily, “if you’ll help me get some things out of
-the house and not say anything about what we are going to do.”
-
-Lillian was only too glad to pledge herself to secrecy, and the next day
-found the two children busily preparing for their journey in search of
-Daddy Jake.
-
-The Gaston plantation lay along the Oconee River in Putnam County, not
-far from Roach’s Ferry. In fact, it lay on both sides of the river, and,
-as the only method of communication was by means of a bateau, nearly
-everybody on the plantation knew how to manage the boat. There was not
-an hour during the day that the bateau was not in use. Lucien and
-Lillian had been carried across hundreds of times, and they were as much
-at home in the boat as they were in a buggy. Lucien was too young to
-row, but he knew how to guide the bateau with a paddle while others used
-the oars.
-
-This fact gave him confidence, and the result was that the two children
-quietly made their arrangements to go in search of Daddy Jake. Lucien
-was the “provider,” as he said, and Lillian helped him to carry the
-things to the boat. They got some meal-sacks, two old quilts, and a good
-supply of biscuits and meat. Nobody meddled with them, for nobody knew
-what their plans were, but some of the negroes remarked that they were
-not only unusually quiet, but very busy—a state of things that is looked
-upon by those who are acquainted with the ways of children as a very bad
-sign, indeed.
-
-The two youngsters worked pretty much all day, and they worked hard; so
-that when night came they were both tired and sleepy. They were tired
-and sleepy, but they managed to cover their supplies with the
-meal-sacks, and the next morning they were up bright and early. They
-were up so early, indeed, that they thought it was a very long time
-until breakfast was ready; and, at last, when the bell rang, they
-hurried to the table and ate ravenously, as became two travelers about
-to set out on a voyage of adventure.
-
-It was all they could do to keep their scheme from their mother. Once
-Lillian was on the point of asking her something about it, but Lucien
-shook his head, and it was not long before the two youngsters embarked
-on their journey. After seating Lillian in the bateau, Lucien unfastened
-the chain from the stake, threw it into the boat, and jumped in himself.
-Then, as the clumsy affair drifted slowly with the current, he seized
-one of the paddles, placed the blade against the bank, and pushed the
-bateau out into the middle of the stream.
-
-It was the beginning of a voyage of adventure, the end of which could
-not be foretold; but the sun was shining brightly, the mocking-birds
-were singing in the water-oaks, the blackbirds were whistling blithely
-in the reeds, and the children were light-hearted and happy. They were
-going to find Daddy Jake and fetch him back home, and not for a moment
-did it occur to them that the old negro might have gone in a different
-direction. It seemed somehow to those on the Gaston plantation that
-whatever was good, or great, or wonderful had its origin “down the
-river.” Rumor said that the biggest crops were grown in that direction,
-and that there the negroes were happiest. The river, indeed, seemed to
-flow to some far-off country where everything was finer and more
-flourishing. This was the idea of the negroes themselves, and it was
-natural that Lucien and Lillian should be impressed with the same
-belief. So they drifted down the river, confident that they would find
-Daddy Jake. They had no other motive—no other thought. They took no
-account of the hardships of a voyage such as they had embarked on.
-
-Lazily, almost reluctantly as it seemed, the boat floated down the
-stream. At first, Lucien was inclined to use the broad oar, but it
-appeared that when he paddled on one side the clumsy boat tried to turn
-its head up stream on the other side, and so, after a while, he dropped
-the oar in the bottom of the boat.
-
-The September sun was sultry that morning, but, obeying some impulse of
-the current, the boat drifted down the river in the shade of the
-water-oaks and willows that lined the eastern bank. On the western bank
-the Gaston plantation lay, and as the boat floated lazily along the
-little voyagers could hear the field-hands singing as they picked the
-opening cotton. The song was strangely melodious, though the words were
-ridiculous.
-
- My dog’s a ’possum dog,
- _Here, Rattler! here!_
- He cross de creek upon a log,
- _Here, Rattler! here!_
-
- He run de ’possum up a tree,
- _Here, Rattler! here!_
- He good enough fer you an’ me,
- _Here, Rattler! here!_
-
- Kaze when it come his fat’nin time,
- _Here, Rattler! here!_
- De ’possum eat de muscadine,
- _Here, Rattler! here!_
-
- He eat till he kin skacely stan’,
- _Here, Rattler! here!_
- An’ den we bake him in de pan,
- _Here, Rattler! here!_
-
-[Illustration: “THE FIELD-HANDS WERE SINGING AS THEY PICKED THE OPENING
-COTTON.”]
-
-It was to the quaint melody of this song that the boat rocked and
-drifted along. One of the negroes saw the children and thought he knew
-them, and he called to them, but received no reply; and this fact was so
-puzzling that he went back and told the other negroes that there was
-some mistake about the children. “Ef dey’d ’a’ bin our chillun,” he
-said, “dey’d ’a’ hollered back at me, sho’.” Whereupon the field-hands
-resumed their work and their song, and the boat, gliding southward on
-the gently undulating current, was soon lost to view.
-
-To the children it seemed to be a very pleasant journey. They had no
-thought of danger. The river was their familiar friend. They had crossed
-and recrossed it hundreds of times. They were as contented in the bateau
-as they would have been in their mother’s room. The weather was warm,
-but on the river and in the shade of the overhanging trees the air was
-cool and refreshing. And after a while the current grew swifter, and the
-children, dipping their hands in the water, laughed aloud.
-
-Once, indeed, the bateau, in running over a long stretch of shoals, was
-caught against a rock. An ordinary boat would have foundered, but this
-boat, clumsy and deep-set, merely obeyed the current. It struck the
-rock, recoiled, touched it again, and then slowly turned around and
-pursued its course down the stream. The shoals were noisy but harmless.
-The water foamed and roared over the rocks, but the current was deep
-enough to carry the bateau safely down. It was not often that a boat
-took that course, but Lucien and Lillian had no sense of fear. The
-roaring and foaming of the water pleased them, and the rushing and
-whirling of the boat, as it went dashing down the rapids, appeared to be
-only part of a holiday frolic. After they had passed the shoals, the
-current became swifter, and the old bateau was swept along at a rapid
-rate. The trees on the river bank seemed to be running back toward home,
-and the shadows on the water ran with them.
-
-Sometimes the boat swept through long stretches of meadow and marsh
-lands, and then the children were delighted to see the sandpipers and
-killdees running along the margin of the water. The swallows, not yet
-flown southward, skimmed along the river with quivering wing, and the
-kingfishers displayed their shining plumage in the sun. Once a moccasin,
-fat and rusty, frightened by the unexpected appearance of the young
-voyagers, dropped into the boat; but, before Lucien could strike him
-with the unwieldy oar, he tumbled overboard and disappeared. Then the
-youngsters ate their dinner. It was a very dry dinner; but they ate it
-with a relish. The crows, flying lazily over, regarded them curiously.
-
-“I reckon they want some,” said Lucien.
-
-“Well, they can’t get mine,” said Lillian, “’cause I _jest_ about got
-enough for myself.”
-
-They passed a white man who was sitting on the river bank, with his coat
-off, fishing.
-
-“Where under the sun did you chaps come from?” he cried.
-
-“Up the river,” replied Lucien.
-
-“Where in the nation are you going?”
-
-“Down the river.”
-
-“Maybe he knows where Daddy Jake is,” said Lillian. “Ask him.”
-
-“Why, he wouldn’t know Daddy Jake from a side of sole leather,”
-exclaimed Lucien.
-
-By this time the boat had drifted around a bend in the river. The man on
-the bank took off his hat with his thumb and forefinger, rubbed his head
-with the other fingers, drove away a swarm of mosquitoes, and muttered,
-“Well, I’ll be switched!” Then he went on with his fishing.
-
-Meanwhile the boat drifted steadily with the current. Sometimes it
-seemed to the children that the boat stood still, while the banks, the
-trees, and the fields moved by them like a double panorama.
-Queer-looking little birds peeped at them from the bushes; fox-squirrels
-chattered at them from the trees; green frogs greeted them by plunging
-into the water with a squeak; turtles slid noiselessly off the banks at
-their approach; a red fox that had come to the river to drink
-disappeared like a shadow before the sun; and once a great white crane
-rose in the air, flapping his wings heavily.
-
-Altogether it was a very jolly journey, but after a while Lillian began
-to get restless.
-
-“Do you reckon Daddy Jake will be in the river when we find him?” she
-asked.
-
-Lucien himself was becoming somewhat tired, but he was resolved to go
-right on. Indeed, he could not do otherwise.
-
-“Why, who ever heard of such a thing?” he exclaimed. “What would Daddy
-Jake be doing in the water?”
-
-“Well, how are we’s to find him?”
-
-“Oh, we’ll find him.”
-
-“But I want to find him right now,” said Lillian, “and I want to see
-Mamma, and Papa, and my dollies.”
-
-“Well,” said Lucien with unconscious humor, “if you don’t want to go,
-you can get out and walk back home.” At this Lillian began to cry.
-
-[Illustration: “‘MAYBE HE KNOWS WHERE DADDY JAKE IS,’ SAID LILLIAN.”]
-
-“Well,” said Lucien, “if Daddy Jake was over there in the bushes and was
-to see you crying because you didn’t want to go and find him, he’d run
-off into the woods and nobody would see him any more.”
-
-Lillian stopped crying at once, and, as the afternoon wore on, both
-children grew more cheerful; and even when twilight came, and after it
-the darkness, they were not very much afraid. The loneliness—the sighing
-of the wind through the trees, the rippling of the water against the
-sides of the boat, the hooting of the big swamp-owl, the cry of the
-whippoorwill, and the answer of its cousin, the chuck-will’s-widow—all
-these things would have awed and frightened the children. But, shining
-steadily in the evening sky, they saw the star they always watched at
-home. It seemed to be brighter than ever, this familiar star, and they
-hailed it as a friend and fellow-traveler. They felt that home couldn’t
-be so far away, for the star shone in its accustomed place, and this was
-a great comfort.
-
-After a while the night grew chilly, and then Lucien and Lillian wrapped
-their quilts about them and cuddled down in the bottom of the boat.
-Thousands of stars shone overhead, and it seemed to the children that
-the old bateau, growing tired of its journey, had stopped to rest; but
-it continued to drift down the river.
-
-
- CHAPTER II
-
-You may be sure there was trouble on the Gaston place when night came
-and the children did not return. They were missed at dinner-time; but it
-frequently happened that they went off with some of the plantation
-wagons, or with some of the field-hands, and so nothing was thought of
-their absence at noon; but when night fell and all the negroes had
-returned from their work, and there was still no sign of the children,
-there was consternation in the big house and trouble all over the
-plantation. The field-hands, returned from their work, discussed the
-matter at the doors of their cabins and manifested considerable anxiety.
-
-[Illustration: “THE FIELD-HANDS DISCUSSED THE MATTER.”]
-
-At first the house-servants were sent scurrying about the place hunting
-for the truants. Then other negroes were pressed into service, until,
-finally, every negro on the place was engaged in the search, and torches
-could be seen bobbing up and down in all parts of the plantation. The
-negroes called and called, filling the air with their musical halloos,
-but there was no reply save from the startled birds, or from the dogs,
-who seemed to take it for granted that everybody was engaged in a grand
-’possum hunt, and added the strength of their own voices to the general
-clamor.
-
-While all this was going on, Mrs. Gaston was pacing up and down the long
-veranda wringing her hands in an agony of grief. There was but one
-thought in her mind—the _river_, the RIVER! Her husband in the midst of
-his own grief tried to console her, but he could not. He had almost as
-much as he could do to control himself, and there was in his own
-mind—the RIVER!
-
-The search on the plantation and in its vicinity went on until nearly
-nine o’clock. About that time Big Sam, one of the plough-hands, who was
-also a famous fisherman, came running to the house with a frightened
-face.
-
-“Marster,” he exclaimed, “de boat gone—she done gone!”
-
-“Oh, I knew it!” exclaimed Mrs. Gaston—“the river, the river!”
-
-“Well!” said Doctor Gaston, “the boat must be found. Blow the horn!”
-
-Big Sam seized the dinner-horn and blew a blast that startled the echoes
-for miles around. The negroes understood this to be a signal to return,
-and most of them thought that the children had been found, so they came
-back laughing and singing, and went to the big house to see the
-children.
-
-“Wh’abouts you fine um, marster?” asked the foreman.
-
-“They haven’t been found, Jim,” said Dr. Gaston. “Big Sam says that the
-boat is gone from the landing, and that boat must be found to-night.”
-
-“Marster,” said a negro, coming forward out of the group, “I seed a boat
-gwine down stream dis mornin’. I wuz way up on de hill—”
-
-“And you didn’t come and tell me?” asked Dr. Gaston in a severe tone.
-
-“Well, suh, I hollered at um, an’ dey ain’t make no answer, an’ den it
-look like ter me ’t wuz dem two Ransome boys. Hit mos’ drap out’n my
-min’. An’ den you know, suh, our chillun ain’t never had no doin’s like
-dat—gittin’ in de boat by dey own-alone se’f an’ sailin’ off dat a-way.”
-
-“Well,” said Dr. Gaston, “the boat must be found. The children are in
-it. Where can we get another boat?”
-
-“I got one, suh,” said Big Sam.
-
-“Me, too, marster,” said another negro.
-
-“Then get them both, and be quick about it!”
-
-“Ah-yi, suh,” was the response, and in a moment the group was scattered,
-and Big Sam could be heard giving orders in a loud and an energetic tone
-of voice. For once he was in his element. He could be foreman on the
-Oconee if he couldn’t in the cotton-patch. He knew every nook and cranny
-of the river for miles up and down; he had his fish-baskets sunk in many
-places, and the overhanging limbs of many a tree bore the marks of the
-lines of his set-hooks. So for once he appointed himself foreman, and
-took charge of affairs. He and Sandy Bill (so-called owing to the
-peculiar color of his hair) soon had their boats at the landing. The
-other negroes were assembled there, and the most of them had torches.
-
-“Marster,” said Big Sam, “you git in my boat, an’ let little Willyum
-come fer ter hol’ de torch. Jesse, you git in dar wid Sandy Bill. Fling
-a armful er light’ood in bofe boats, boys, kaze we got ter have a light,
-and dey ain’t no tellin’ how fur we gwine.”
-
-The fat pine was thrown in, everything made ready, and then the boats
-started. With one sweep of his broad paddle, Big Sam sent his boat into
-the middle of the stream, and, managed by his strong and willing arms,
-the clumsy old bateau became a thing of life. Sandy Bill was not far
-behind him.
-
-The negroes used only one paddle in rowing, and each sat in the stern of
-his boat, using the rough but effective oar first on one side and then
-the other.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-From a window, Mrs. Gaston watched the boats as they went speeding down
-the river. By her side was Charity, the cook.
-
-“Isn’t it terrible!” she exclaimed, as the boats passed out of sight.
-“Oh, what shall I do?”
-
-“’T would be mighty bad, Mist’iss, _ef_ dem chillun wuz los’; but dey
-ain’t no mo’ los’ dan I is, an’ I’m a-standin’ right yer in de cornder
-by dish yer cheer.”
-
-“Not lost! Why, of course they are lost. Oh, my darling little
-children!”
-
-“No ’m, dey ain’t no mo’ los’ dan you is. Dey tuck dat boat dis mornin’,
-an’ dey went atter ole man Jake—dat’s whar dey er gone. Dey ain’t gone
-nowhar else. Dey er in dat boat right now; dey may be asleep, but dey er
-in dar. Ain’t I year um talkin’ yistiddy wid my own years? Ain’t I year
-dat ar Marse Lucien boy ’low ter he sister dat he gwine go fetch ole man
-Jake back? Ain’t I miss a whole can full er biscuits? Ain’t I miss two
-er dem pies w’at I lef’ out dar in de kitchen? Ain’t I miss a great big
-hunk er light-bread? An’ who gwine dast ter take um less’n it’s dem ar
-chillun? Dey don’t fool me, mon. I’m one er de oldest rats in de barn—I
-is dat!”
-
-Charity’s tone was emphatic and energetic. She was so confident that her
-theory was the right one that she succeeded in quieting her mistress
-somewhat.
-
-“An’ mo’ ’n dat,” she went on, seeing the effect of her remarks, “dem
-chillun ’ll come home yer all safe an’ soun’. Ef Marster an’ dem niggers
-don’t fetch um back, dey ’ll come deyse’f; an’ old man Jake ’ll come wid
-um. You min’ wa’t I tell you. You go an’ go ter bed, honey, an’ don’t
-pester yo’se’f ’bout dem chillun. I’ll set up yer in the cornder an’
-nod, an’ keep my eyes on w’at’s gwine on outside.”
-
-But Mrs. Gaston refused to go to bed. She went to the window, and away
-down the river she could see the red light of the torches projected
-against the fog. It seemed as if it were standing still, and the
-mother’s heart sank within her at the thought. Perhaps they had found
-the boat—empty! This and a thousand other cruel suggestions racked her
-brain.
-
-But the boats were not standing still; they were moving down the river
-as rapidly as four of the stoutest arms to be found in the county could
-drive them. The pine torches lit up both banks perfectly. The negroes
-rowed in silence a mile or more, when Big Sam said:
-
-“Marster, kin we sing some?”
-
-“Does it seem to be much of a singing matter, Sam?” Dr. Gaston asked,
-grimly.
-
-“No, suh, it don’t; but singin’ he’ps ’long might’ly w’en you workin’,
-mo’ speshually ef you er doin’ de kind er work whar you kin sorter hit a
-lick wid the chune—kinder keepin’ time, like.”
-
-Dr. Gaston said nothing, and Big Sam went on:
-
-“’Sides dat, Marster, we-all useter sing ter dem chillun, an’ dey knows
-our holler so well dat I boun’ you ef dey wuz ter year us singin’ an’
-gwine on, dey’d holler back.”
-
-“Well,” said Dr. Gaston, struck by the suggestion, “sing.”
-
-“Bill,” said Big Sam to the negro in the other boat, “watch out for me;
-I’m gwine away.”
-
-“You’ll year fum me w’en you git whar you gwine,” Sandy Bill replied.
-
-With that Big Sam struck up a song. His voice was clear and strong, and
-he sang with a will.
-
- Oh. Miss Malindy, you er lots too sweet for me;
- I cannot come to see you
- Ontil my time is free—
- Oh, den I’ll come ter see you,
- An’ take you on my knee.
-
- Oh, Miss Malindy, now don’t you go away;
- I cannot come to see you
- Ontil some yuther day—
- Oh, den I’ll come ter see you—
- Oh, den I’ll come ter stay.
-
- Oh, Miss Malindy, you is my only one;
- I cannot come ter see you
- Ontil de day is done—
- Oh, den I’ll come ter see you,
- And we’ll have a little fun.
-
- Oh, Miss Malindy, my heart belongs ter you;
- I cannot come ter see you
- Ontil my work is thoo’.
- Oh, den I’ll come ter see you,
- I ’ll come in my canoe.
-
-The words of the song, foolish and trivial as they are, do not give the
-faintest idea of the melody to which it was sung. The other negroes
-joined in, and the tremulous tenor of little Willyum was especially
-effective. The deep dark woods on either side seemed to catch up and
-echo back the plaintive strain. To a spectator on the bank, the scene
-must have been an uncanny one—the song with its heart-breaking melody,
-the glistening arms and faces of the two gigantic blacks, the flaring
-torches, flinging their reflections on the swirling waters, the great
-gulfs of darkness beyond—all these must have been very impressive. But
-these things did not occur to those in the boats, least of all to Dr.
-Gaston. In the minds of all there was but one thought—the children.
-
-The negroes rowed on, keeping time to their songs. Their arms appeared
-to be as tireless as machinery that has the impulse of steam. Finally
-Big Sam’s boat grounded.
-
-“Hol’ on dar, Bill!” he shouted. “Watch out!” He took the torch from the
-little negro and held it over his head, and then behind him, peering
-into the darkness beyond. Then he laughed.
-
-“De Lord he’p my soul!” he exclaimed; “I done clean fergit ’bout
-Moccasin Shoals! Back yo’ boat, Bill.” Suiting the action to the word,
-he backed his own, and they were soon away from the shoals.
-
-“Now, den,” he said to Bill, “git yo’ boat in line wid mine, an’ hol’
-yo’ paddle in yo’ lap.” Then the boats, caught by the current, moved
-toward the shoals, and one after the other touched a rock, turned
-completely around, and went safely down the rapids, just as the
-children’s boat had done in the forenoon. Once over the shoals, Big Sam
-and Sandy Bill resumed their oars and their songs, and sent the boats
-along at a rapid rate.
-
-A man, sitting on the river bank, heard them coming, and put out his
-torch by covering it with sand. He crouched behind the bushes and
-watched them go by. After they had passed he straightened himself, and
-remarked:
-
-“Well, I’ll be switched!” Then he relighted his torch, and went on with
-his fishing. It was the same man that Lucien and Lillian had seen.
-
-The boats went on and on. With brief intervals the negroes rowed all
-night long, but Dr. Gaston found no trace of his children. In sheer
-desperation, however, he kept on. The sun rose, and the negroes were
-still rowing. At nine o’clock in the morning the boats entered Ross’s
-mill-pond. This Dr. Gaston knew was the end of his journey. If the boat
-had drifted into this pond, and been carried over the dam, the children
-were either drowned or crushed on the rocks below. If their boat had not
-entered the pond, then they had been rescued the day before by some one
-living near the river.
-
-It was with a heavy heart that Dr. Gaston landed. And yet there were no
-signs of a tragedy anywhere near. John Cosby, the miller, fat and
-hearty, stood in the door of the mill, his arms akimbo, and watched the
-boats curiously. His children were playing near. A file of geese was
-marching down to the water, and a flock of pigeons was sailing overhead,
-taking their morning exercise. Everything seemed to be peaceful and
-serene. As he passed the dam on his way to the mill, Dr. Gaston saw that
-there was a heavy head of water, but possibly not enough to carry a
-large bateau over; still—the children were gone!
-
-[Illustration: THE MILLER AND HIS CHILDREN]
-
-The puzzled look on the miller’s face disappeared as Dr. Gaston
-approached.
-
-“Well, the gracious goodness!” he exclaimed. “Why, howdy, Doc.—howdy!
-Why, I ’m right down glad to see you. Whichever an’ whichaway did you
-come?”
-
-“My little children are lost,” said Dr. Gaston, shaking the miller’s
-hand. The jolly smile on John Cosby’s face disappeared as suddenly as if
-it had been wiped out with a sponge.
-
-“Well, now, that’s too bad—too bad,” he exclaimed, looking at his own
-rosy-cheeked little ones standing near.
-
-“They were in a bateau,” said Dr. Gaston, “and I thought maybe they
-might have drifted down here and over the mill-dam.”
-
-The miller’s jolly smile appeared again. “Oh, no, Doc.—no, no! Whichever
-an’ whichaway they went, they never went over that dam. In time of a
-freshet, the thing might be did; but not now. Oh, no! Ef it lies betwixt
-goin’ over that dam an’ bein’ safe, them babies is jest as safe an’
-soun’ as mine is.”
-
-“I think,” said Dr. Gaston, “that they started out to hunt Jake, my
-carriage-driver, who has run away.”
-
-“Jake run away!” exclaimed Mr. Cosby, growing very red in the face.
-“Why, the impident scoundull! Hit ain’t been three days sence the ole
-rascal wuz here. He come an’ ’lowed that some of your wagons was
-a-campin’ out about two mile from here, an’ he got a bushel of meal,
-an’ said that if you didn’t pay me the money down I could take it out
-in physic. The impident ole scoundull! An’ he was jest as
-’umble-come-tumble as you please—a-bowin’, an’ a-scrapin’, an’
-a-howdy-do-in’.”
-
-But the old miller’s indignation cooled somewhat when Dr. Gaston briefly
-told him of the incident which caused the old negro to run away.
-
-“Hit sorter sticks in my gizzard,” he remarked, “when I hear tell of a
-nigger hittin’ a white man; but I don’t blame Jake much.”
-
-“And now,” said Dr. Gaston, “I want to ask your advice. You are a
-level-headed man, and I want to know what you think. The children got in
-the boat, and came down the river. There is no doubt in my mind that
-they started on a wild-goose chase after Jake; but they are not on the
-river now, nor is the boat on the river. How do you account for that?”
-
-“Well, Doc., if you want my naked beliefs about it, I’ll give ’em to
-you, fa’r an’ squar’. It’s my beliefs that them youngsters have run up
-agin old Jake somewhar up the river, an’ that they are jest as safe’an’
-soun’ as you is. Them’s my beliefs.”
-
-“But what has become of the boat?”
-
-“Well, I’ll tell you. Old Jake is jest as cunning as any other nigger.
-He took an’ took the youngsters out, an’ arterwards he drawed the boat
-out on dry land. He rightly thought there would be pursuit, an’ he
-didn’t mean to be ketched.”
-
-“Then what would you advise me to do?” asked Dr. Gaston.
-
-The old man scratched his head.
-
-“Well, Doc., I’m a-talkin’ in the dark, but it’s my beliefs them
-youngsters ’ll be at home before you can get there to save your life.
-Jake may not be there, but if he’s found the boy an’ gal, he ’ll carry
-’em safe home. Now you mind what I tell you.”
-
-Dr. Gaston’s anxiety was too great to permit him to put much confidence
-in the old miller’s prediction. What he said seemed reasonable enough,
-but a thousand terrible doubts had possession of the father’s mind. He
-hardly dared go home without the children. He paced up and down before
-the mill, a most miserable man. He knew not where to go or what to do.
-
-Mr. Cosby, the miller, watched him awhile, and shook his head. “If Doc.
-don’t find them youngsters,” he said to himself, “he ’ll go plum
-deestracted.” But he said aloud:
-
-“Well, Doc., you an’ the niggers must have a breathing-spell. We’ll go
-up to the house an’ see ef we can’t find somethin’ to eat in the
-cubberd, an’ arterwards, in the time you are restin’, we’ll talk about
-findin’ the youngsters. If there’s any needcessity, I’ll go with you. My
-son John can run the mill e’en about as good as I can. We’ll go up yan
-to ’Squire Ross’s an’ git a horse or two, an’ we’ll scour the country on
-both sides of the river. But you’ve got to have a snack of somethin’ to
-eat, an’ you’ve got to take a rest. Human natur’ can’t stand the
-strain.”
-
-Torn as he was by grief and anxiety, Dr. Gaston knew this was good
-advice. He gratefully accepted John Cosby’s invitation to breakfast, as
-well as his offer to aid in the search for the lost children. After
-Doctor Gaston had eaten, he sat on the miller’s porch and tried to
-collect his thoughts so as to be able to form some plan of search. While
-the two men were talking, they heard Big Sam burst out laughing. He
-laughed so loud and heartily that Mr. Cosby grew angry, and went into
-the back yard to see what the fun was about. In his heart the miller
-thought the negroes were laughing at the food his wife had set before
-them, and he was properly indignant.
-
-“Well, well,” said he, “what’s this I hear? Two high-fed niggers
-a-laughin’ beca’se their master’s little ones are lost and gone! And has
-it come to this? A purty pass, a mighty purty pass!” Both the negroes
-grew very serious at this.
-
-“Mars’ John, we-all was des projickin’ wid one an’er. You know how
-niggers is w’en dey git nuff ter eat. Dey feel so good dey ’bleege ter
-holler.”
-
-Mr. Cosby sighed, and turned away. “Well,” said he, “I hope niggers ’s
-got souls, but I know right p’int-blank that they ain’t got no hearts.”
-
-Now, what was Big Sam laughing at?
-
-He was laughing because he had found out where Lucien and Lillian were.
-How did he find out? In the simplest manner imaginable. Sandy Bill and
-Big Sam were sitting in Mr. Cosby’s back yard eating their breakfast,
-while little Willyum was eating his in the kitchen. It was the first
-time the two older negroes had had an opportunity of talking together
-since they started from home the day before.
-
-“Sam,” said Sandy Bill, “did you see whar de chillun landed w’en we come
-’long des a’ter sun-up dis mornin’?”
-
-“Dat I didn’t,” said Sam, wiping his mouth with the back of his
-hand—“dat I didn’t, an’ ef I had I’d a hollered out ter Marster.”
-
-“Dat w’at I wuz feared un,” said Sandy Bill.
-
-“Feared er what?” asked Big Sam.
-
-“Feared you’d holler at Marster ef you seed whar dey landed. Dat how
-come I ter run foul er yo’ boat.”
-
-“Look yer, nigger man, you ain’t done gone ’stracted, is you?”
-
-“Shoo, chile! don’t talk ter me ’bout gwine ’stracted. I got ez much
-sense ez Ole Zip Coon.”
-
-“Den whyn’t you tell Marster? Ain’t you done see how he troubled in he
-min’?”
-
-“I done see dat, en it makes me feel bad; but t’er folks got trouble,
-too, lots wuss’n Marster.”
-
-“Is dey los’ der chillun?”
-
-“Yes—Lord! dey done los’ eve’ybody. But Marster ain’t los’ no chillun
-yit.”
-
-“Den wat we doin’ way down yer?” asked Big Sam in an angry tone.
-
-[Illustration: “AN’ OLE MAN JAKE, HE DAR TOO.”]
-
-“Le’ me tell you,” said Sandy Bill, laying his hand on Big Sam’s
-shoulder; “le’ me tell you. Right cross dar fum whar I run foul er yo’
-boat is de biggest cane-brake in all creation.”
-
-“I know ’im,” said Big Sam. “Dey calls ’im Hudson’s cane-brake.”
-
-“Now you talkin’,” said Sandy Bill. “Well, ef you go dar you ’ll fin’
-right in the middle er dat cane-brake a heap er niggers dat you got
-’quaintance wid—Randall Spivey, an’ Crazy Sue, an’ Cupid Mitchell, an’
-Isaiah Little—dey er all dar; an’ ole man Jake, he dar too.”
-
-“Look yer, nigger,” Sam exclaimed, “how you know?”
-
-“I sent ’im dar. He come by me in de fiel’ an’ tole me he done kilt de
-overseer, an’ I up an’ tell ’im, I did, ‘Make fer Hudson’s cane-brake,’
-an’ dar ’s right whar he went.”
-
-It was at this point that Big Sam’s hearty laughter attracted the
-attention of Dr. Gaston and Mr. Cosby.
-
-“Now, den,” said Sandy Bill, after the miller had rebuked them and
-returned to the other side of the house, “now, den, ef I’d ’a’ showed
-Marster whar dem chillun landed, en tole ’im whar dey wuz, he’d ’a’ gone
-’cross dar, en seed dem niggers, an’ by dis time nex’ week ole Bill
-Locke’s nigger-dogs would ’a’ done run um all in jail. You know how
-Marster is. He think kaze he treat his niggers right dat eve’ybody else
-treat der’n des dat a-way. But don’t you worry ’bout dem chillun.”
-
-Was it possible for Sandy Bill to be mistaken?
-
-
- CHAPTER III
-
-Lucien and Lillian, cuddled together in the bottom of their boat, were
-soon fast asleep. In dreams of home their loneliness and their troubles
-were all forgotten. Sometimes in the starlight, sometimes in the dark
-shadows of the overhanging trees, the boat drifted on. At last, toward
-morning, it was caught in an eddy and carried nearer the bank, where the
-current was almost imperceptible. Here the clumsy old bateau rocked and
-swung, sometimes going lazily forward, and then as lazily floating back
-again.
-
-As the night faded away into the dim gray of morning, the bushes above
-the boat were thrust softly aside and a black face looked down upon the
-children. Then the black face disappeared as suddenly as it came. After
-awhile it appeared again. It was not an attractive face. In the dim
-light it seemed to look down on the sleeping children with a leer that
-was almost hideous. It was the face of a woman. Around her head was a
-faded red handkerchief, tied in a fantastic fashion, and as much of her
-dress as could be seen was ragged, dirty, and greasy. She was not
-pleasant to look upon, but the children slept on unconscious of her
-presence.
-
-Presently the woman came nearer. On the lower bank a freshet had
-deposited a great heap of sand, which was now dry and soft. The woman
-sat down on this, hugging her knees with her arms, and gazed at the
-sleeping children long and earnestly. Then she looked up and down the
-river, but nothing was to be seen for the fog that lay on the water. She
-shook her head and muttered:
-
-“Hit ’s p’izen down yer for dem babies. Yit how I gwine git um out er
-dar?”
-
-She caught hold of the boat, turned it around, and, by means of the
-chain, drew it partially on the sand-bank. Then she lifted Lillian from
-the boat, wrapping the quilt closer about the child, carried her up the
-bank, and laid her beneath the trees where no dew had fallen. Returning,
-she lifted Lucien and placed him beside his sister. But the change
-aroused him. He raised himself on his elbow and rubbed his eyes. The
-negro woman, apparently by force of habit, slipped behind a tree.
-
-“Where am I?” Lucien exclaimed, looking around in something of a fright.
-He caught sight of the frazzled skirt of the woman’s dress. “Who is
-there behind that tree?” he cried.
-
-“Nobody but me, honey—nobody ner nothin’ but po’ ole Crazy Sue. Don’t be
-skeerd er me. I ain’t nigh ez bad ez I looks ter be.”
-
-It was now broad daylight, and Lucien could see that the hideous
-ugliness of the woman was caused by a burn on the side of her face and
-neck.
-
-“Wasn’t I in a boat?”
-
-“Yes, honey; I brung you up yer fer ter keep de fog fum pizenin’ you.”
-
-“I dreamed the Bad Man had me,” said Lucien, shivering at the bare
-recollection.
-
-“No, honey; ’t want nobody ner nothin’ but po’ ole Crazy Sue. De boat
-down dar on de sand-bank, an’ yo’ little sissy layin’ dar soun’ asleep.
-Whar in de name er goodness wuz you-all gwine, honey?” asked Crazy Sue,
-coming nearer.
-
-“We were going down the river hunting for Daddy Jake. He’s a runaway
-now. I reckon we’ll find him after a while.”
-
-“Is you-all Marse Doc. Gaston’ chillun?” asked Crazy Sue, with some show
-of eagerness.
-
-“Why, of course we are,” said Lucien.
-
-Crazy Sue’s eyes fairly danced with joy. She clasped her hands together
-and exclaimed:
-
-“Lord, honey, I could shout,—I could des holler and shout; but I ain’t
-gwine do it. You stay right dar by yo’ little sissy till I come back; I
-want ter run an’ make somebody feel good. Now, don’t you move, honey.
-Stay right dar.”
-
-With that Crazy Sue disappeared in the bushes. Lucien kept very still.
-In the first place, he was more than half frightened by the strangeness
-of his surroundings, and, in the second place, he was afraid his little
-sister would wake and begin to cry. He felt like crying a little
-himself, for he knew he was many miles from home, and he felt very cold
-and uncomfortable. Indeed, he felt very lonely and miserable; but just
-when he was about to cry and call Daddy Jake, he heard voices near him.
-Crazy Sue came toward him in a half-trot, and behind her—close behind
-her—was Daddy Jake, his face wreathed in smiles and his eyes swimming in
-tears. Lucien saw him and rushed toward him, and the old man stooped and
-hugged the boy to his black bosom.
-
-“Why, honey,” he exclaimed, “whar de name er goodness you come f’um!
-Bless you! ef my eyes wuz sore de sight un you would make um well. How
-you know whar yo’ Daddy Jake is?”
-
-[Illustration: “LUCIEN SAW HIM AND RUSHED TOWARD HIM.”]
-
-“Me and sister started out to hunt you,” said Lucien, whimpering a
-little, now that he had nothing to whimper for, “and I think you are
-mighty mean to run off and leave us all at home.”
-
-“Now you talkin’, honey,” said Daddy Jake, laughing in his old fashion.
-“I boun’ I’m de meanes’ ole nigger in de Nunited State. Yit, ef I’d ’a’
-know’d you wuz gwine ter foller me up so close, I’d ’a’ fotch you wid
-me, dat I would! An’ dar’s little Missy,” he exclaimed, leaning over the
-little girl, “an’ she’s a-sleepin’ des ez natchul ez ef she wuz in her
-bed at home. What I tell you-all?” he went on, turning to a group of
-negroes that had followed him,—Randall, Cupid, Isaiah, and others,—“What
-I tell you-all? Ain’t I done bin’ an’ gone an’ tole you dat deze chillun
-wuz de out-doin’est chillun on de top-side er de roun’ worl’?”
-
-The negroes—runaways all—laughed and looked pleased, and Crazy Sue
-fairly danced. They made so much fuss that they woke Lillian, and when
-she saw Daddy Jake she gave one little cry and leaped in his arms. This
-made Crazy Sue dance again, and she would have kept it up for a long
-time, but Randall suggested to Daddy Jake that the boat ought to be
-hauled ashore and hidden in the bushes. Crazy Sue stayed with the
-children while the negro men went after the boat. They hauled it up the
-bank by the chain, and then they lifted and carried it several hundred
-yards away from the river, and hid it in the thick bushes and grass.
-
-“Now,” said Daddy Jake, when they had returned to where they left the
-children, “we got ter git away f’um yer. Dey ain’t no tellin’ w’at gwine
-ter happen. Ef deze yer chillun kin slip up on us dis away w’at kin a
-grown man do?”
-
-The old man intended this as a joke, but the others took him at his
-word, and were moving off. “Wait!” he exclaimed. “De chillun bleeze ter
-go whar I go. Sue, you pick up little Missy dar, an’ I’ll play hoss fer
-dish yer chap.”
-
-Crazy Sue lifted Lillian in her arms, Daddy Jake stooped so that Lucien
-could climb up on his back, and then all took up their march for the
-middle of Hudson’s cane-brake. Randall brought up the rear in order, as
-he said, to “stop up de holes.”
-
-It was a narrow, slippery, and winding path in which the negroes trod—a
-path that a white man would have found difficult to follow. It seemed to
-lead in all directions; but, finally, it stopped on a knoll high and dry
-above the surrounding swamp. A fire was burning brightly, and the smell
-of frying meat was in the air. On this knoll the runaway negroes had
-made their camp, and for safety they could not have selected a better
-place.
-
-It was not long before Crazy Sue had warmed some breakfast for the
-children. The negroes had brought the food they found in the boat, and
-Crazy Sue put some of the biscuits in a tin bucket, hung the bucket on a
-stick, and held it over the fire. Then she gave them some bacon that had
-been broiled on a stone, and altogether they made a hearty breakfast.
-
-During the morning most of the negro men stayed in the cane-brake, some
-nodding and some patching their clothes, which were already full of
-patches. But after dinner, a feast of broiled fish, roasted sweet
-potatoes, and ash-cake, they all went away, leaving Crazy Sue to take
-care of the children. After the men had all gone, the woman sat with her
-head covered with her arms. She sat thus for a long time. After a while
-Lucien went to her and put his hand on her shoulder.
-
-“What’s the matter?” he asked.
-
-“Nothin’, honey; I wuz des a-settin’ yer a-studyin’ an’ a-studyin’. Lots
-er times I gits took dat a-way.”
-
-“What are you studying about?” said Lucien.
-
-“’Bout folks. I wuz des a-studyin’ ’bout folks, an’ ’bout how come I
-whar I is, w’en I oughter be somers else. W’en I set down dis a-way, I
-gits dat turrified in de min’ dat I can’t stay on de groun’ sca’cely.
-Look like I want ter rise up in de elements an’ fly.”
-
-“What made you run away?” Lucien asked with some curiosity.
-
-“Well, you know, honey,” said Crazy Sue, after a pause, “my marster
-ain’t nigh ez good ter his niggers ez yo’ pa is ter his’n. ’Tain’t dat
-my marster is any mo’ strick, but look like hit fret ’im ef he see one
-er his niggers settin’ down anywheres. Well, one time, long time ago, I
-had two babies, an’ dey wuz twins, an’ dey wuz des ’bout ez likely
-little niggers ez you ever did see. De w’ite folks had me at de house
-doin’ de washin’ so I could be where I kin nurse de babies. One time I
-wuz settin’ in my house nursin’ un um, an’ while I settin’ dar I went
-fast ter sleep. How long I sot dar ’sleep, de Lord only knows, but w’en
-I woked up, Marster wuz stan’in in de do’, watchin’ me. He ain’t say
-nothin, yit I knowed dat man wuz mad. He des turn on his heel an’ walk
-away. I let you know I put dem babies down an’ hustled out er dat house
-mighty quick.
-
-[Illustration: POOR OLD SUE TELLS HER STORY.]
-
-“Well, sir, dat night de foreman come ’roun’ an’ tole me dat I mus’ go
-ter de fiel’ de nex’ mornin’. Soon ez he say dat, I up an’ went ter de
-big house an’ ax Marster w’at I gwine do wid de babies ef I went ter de
-fiel’. He stood an’ look at me, he did, an’ den he writ a note out er
-his pocket-book, an’ tol’ me ter han’ it ter de overseer. Dat w’at I
-done dat ve’y night, an’ de overseer, he took an’ read de note, an’ den
-he up an’ say dat I mus’ go wid de hoe-han’s, way over ter de two-mile
-place.
-
-“I went, kaze I bleeze ter go; yit all day long, whiles I wuz hoein’ I
-kin year dem babies cryin’. Look like sometimes dey wuz right at me, an’
-den ag’in look like dey wuz way off yander. I kep’ on a-goin’ an’ I kep’
-on a-hoein’, an’ de babies kep’ on a-famishin’. Dey des fade away, an’
-bimeby dey died, bofe un um on the same day. On dat day I had a fit an’
-fell in de fier, an’ dat how come I burnt up so.
-
-“Look like,” said the woman, marking on the ground with her bony
-forefinger—“look like I kin year dem babies cryin’ yit, an’ dat de
-reason folks call me Crazy Sue, kaze I kin year um cryin’ an’ yuther
-folks can’t. I’m mighty glad dey can’t, kaze it ’ud break der heart.”
-
-“Why didn’t you come and tell Papa about it?” said Lucien, indignantly.
-
-“Ah, Lord, honey!” exclaimed Crazy Sue, “yo’ pa is a mighty good man,
-an’ a mighty good doctor, but he ain’t got no medicine wa’t could ’a’
-kyored me an’ my marster.”
-
-In a little while Daddy Jake put in an appearance, and the children soon
-forgot Crazy Sue’s troubles, and began to think about going home.
-
-“Daddy Jake,” said Lucien, “when are you going to take us back home?”
-
-“I want to go right now,” said Lillian.
-
-Daddy Jake scratched his head and thought the matter over.
-
-“Dey ain’t no use talkin’,” said he, “I got ter carry you back an’ set
-you down in sight er de house, but how I gwine do it an’ not git
-kotched? Dat w’at troublin’ me.”
-
-“Why, Papa ain’t mad,” said Lucien. “I heard him tell that mean old
-overseer he had a great mind to take his buggy whip to him for hitting
-you.”
-
-“Ain’t dat man dead?” exclaimed Daddy Jake in amazement.
-
-“No, he ain’t,” said Lucien. “Papa drove him off the place.”
-
-“Well, I be blest!” said the old man with a chuckle. “W’at kinder head
-you reckon dat w’ite man got?—Honey,” he went on, growing serious again,
-“is you _sholy sho_ dat man ain’t dead?”
-
-“Didn’t I see him after you went away? Didn’t I hear Papa tell him to go
-away? Didn’t I hear Papa tell Mamma he wished you had broken his neck?
-Didn’t I hear Papa tell Mamma that you were a fool for running away?”
-Lucien flung these questions at Daddy Jake with an emphasis that left
-nothing to be desired.
-
-“Well,” said Daddy Jake, “dat mus’ be so, an’ dat bein’ de case, we’ll
-des start in de mornin’ an’ git home ter supper. We’ll go over yander
-ter Marse Meredy Ingram’s an’ borry his carriage an’ go home in style. I
-boun’ you, dey’ll all be glad to see us.”
-
-Daddy Jake was happy once more. A great burden had been taken from his
-mind. The other negroes when they came in toward night seemed to be
-happy, too, because the old man could go back home; and there was not
-one but would have swapped places with him. Randall was the last to
-come, and he brought a big, fat chicken.
-
-“I wuz cornin’ ’long cross de woods des now,” he said, winking his eye
-and shaking his head at Daddy Jake, “an’, bless gracious, dis chicken
-flew’d right in my han’. I say ter myse’f, I did, ‘Ole lady, you mus’
-know we got comp’ny at our house,’ an’ den I clamped down on ’er, an’
-yer she is. Now, ’bout dark, I’ll take ’er up yander an’ make Marse
-Ingram’s cook fry ’er brown fer deze chillun, an’ I’ll make ’er gimme
-some milk.”
-
-Crazy Sue took the chicken, which had already been killed, wet its
-feathers thoroughly, rolled it around in the hot embers, and then
-proceeded to pick and clean it.
-
-Randall’s programme was carried out to the letter. Mr. Meredith Ingram’s
-cook fried the chicken for him, and put in some hot biscuit for good
-measure, and the milker gave him some fresh milk, which she said would
-not be missed.
-
-The children had a good supper, and they would have gone to sleep
-directly afterward, but the thought of going home with Daddy Jake kept
-them awake. Randall managed to tell Daddy Jake, out of hearing of the
-children, that Dr. Gaston and some of his negroes had been seen at
-Ross’s mill that morning.
-
-“Well,” said Daddy Jake, “I bleeze ter beat Marster home. Ef he go back
-dar widout de chillun, my mistiss’ll drap right dead on de flo’.” This
-was his only comment.
-
-Around the fire the negroes laughed and joked, and told their
-adventures. Lillian felt comfortable and happy, and as for Lucien, he
-himself felt a hero. He had found Daddy Jake, and now he was going to
-carry him back home.
-
-Once, when there was a lull in the talk, Lillian asked why the frogs
-made so much fuss.
-
-“I speck it’s kaze dey er mad wid Mr. Rabbit,” said Crazy Sue. “Dey er
-tryin’ der best ter drive ’im outen de swamp.”
-
-“What are they mad with the Rabbit for?” asked Lucien, thinking there
-might be a story in the explanation.
-
-“Hit’s one er dem ole-time fusses,” said Crazy Sue. “Hit’s most too ole
-ter talk about.”
-
-“Don’t you know what the fuss was about?” asked Lucien.
-
-
-“Well,” said Crazy Sue, “one time Mr. Rabbit an’ Mr. Coon live close ter
-one anudder in de same neighborhoods. How dey does now, I ain’t
-a-tellin’ you; but in dem times dey wa’n’t no hard feelin’s ’twix’ um.
-Dey des went ’long like two ole cronies. Mr. Rabbit, he wuz a fisherman,
-and Mr. Coon, he wuz a fisherman—”
-
-“And put ’em in pens,” said Lillian, remembering an old rhyme she had
-heard.
-
-“No, honey, dey ain’t no Willium-Come-Trimbletoe in dis. Mr. Rabbit an’
-Mr. Coon wuz bofe fishermans, but Mr. Rabbit, he kotch fish, an’ Mr.
-Coon, he fished fer frogs. Mr. Rabbit, he had mighty good luck, an’ Mr.
-Coon, he had mighty bad luck. Mr. Rabbit, he got fat an’ slick, an’ Mr.
-Coon, he got po’ an’ sick.
-
-“Hit went on dis a-way tell one day Mr. Coon meet Mr. Rabbit in de big
-road. Dey shook han’s, dey did, an’ den Mr. Coon, he ’low:
-
-“‘Brer Rabbit, whar you git sech a fine chance er fish?’
-
-“Mr. Rabbit laugh an’ say: ‘I kotch um outen de river, Brer Coon. All I
-got ter do is ter bait my hook,’ sezee.
-
-“Den Mr. Coon shake his head an’ ’low: ‘Den how come I ain’t kin ketch
-no frogs?’
-
-“Mr. Rabbit sat down in de road an’ scratched fer fleas, an’ den he
-’low: ‘Hit’s kaze you done make um all mad, Brer Coon. One time in de
-dark er de moon, you slipped down ter de branch an’ kotch de ole King
-Frog; an’ ever sence dat time, w’enever you er passin’ by, you kin year
-um sing out, fus’ one an’ den anudder—_Yer he come! Dar he goes! Hit ’im
-in de eye; hit ’im in de eye! Mash ’im an’ smash ’im; mash ’im an’ smash
-’im!_ Yasser, dat w’at dey say. I year um constant, Brer Coon, an’ dat
-des w’at dey say.’
-
-[Illustration: “MR. RABBIT SQUALL OUT, ‘COON DEAD!’”]
-
-“Den Mr. Coon up an’ say: ‘Ef dat de way dey gwine on, how de name er
-goodness kin I ketch um, Brer Rabbit? I bleeze ter have sump’n ter eat
-fer me an’ my fambly connection.’
-
-“Mr. Rabbit sorter grin in de cornder er his mouf, an’ den he say:
-‘Well, Brer Coon, bein’ ez you bin so sociable ’long wid me, an’ ain’t
-never showed yo’ toofies w’en I pull yo’ tail, I’ll des whirl in an’
-he’p you out.’
-
-“Mr. Coon, he say: ‘Thanky, thanky-do, Brer Rabbit.’
-
-“Mr. Rabbit hung his fish on a tree lim’, an’ say: ‘Now, Brer Coon, you
-bleeze ter do des like I tell you.’
-
-“Mr. Coon ’lowed dat he would ef de Lord spared ’im.
-
-“Den Mr. Rabbit say: ‘Now, Brer Coon, you des rack down yander, an’ git
-on de big san’-bar ’twix’ de river an’ de branch. W’en you git dar you
-mus’ stagger like you sick, and den you mus’ whirl roun’ an’ roun’ an’
-drap down like you dead. After you drap down, you must sorter jerk yo’
-legs once er twice, an’ den you mus’ lay right still. Ef fly light on
-yo’ nose, let ’im stay dar. Don’t move; don’t wink yo’ eye; don’t switch
-yo’ tail. Des lay right dar, an’ ’t won’t be long ’fo’ you year f’um me.
-Yit don’t you move till I give de word.’
-
-“Mr. Coon, he paced off, he did, an’ done des like Mr. Rabbit tol’ ’im.
-He staggered roun’ on de san’-bank, an’ den he drapped down dead. Atter
-so long a time, Mr. Rabbit come lopin’ ’long, an’ soon’s he git dar, he
-squall out, ‘Coon dead!’ Dis rousted de frogs, an’ dey stuck dey heads
-up fer ter see w’at all de rippit wuz ’bout. One great big green un up
-an’ holler, _W’at de matter? W’at de matter?_ He talk like he got a bad
-col’.
-
-“Mr. Rabbit ’low: ‘Coon dead!’
-
-“Frog say: _Don’t believe it! Don’t believe it!_
-
-“N’er frog say: _Yes, he is! Yes, he is!_ Little bit er one say: _No, he
-ain’t! No, he ain’t!_
-
-“Dey kep’ on ’sputin’ an’ ’sputin’, tell bimeby hit look like all de
-frogs in de neighborhoods wuz dar. Mr. Rabbit look like he ain’t
-a-yearin’ ner a-keerin’ wa’t dey do er say. He sot dar in de san’ like
-he gwine in mournin’ fer Mr. Coon. De Frogs kep’ gittin’ closer an’
-closer. Mr. Coon, he ain’t move. W’en a fly’d git on ’im Mr. Rabbit he’d
-bresh ’im off.
-
-“Bimeby he ’low: ‘Ef you want ter git ’im outen de way, now’s yo’ time,
-Cousin Frogs. Des whirl in an’ bury him deep in de san’.’
-
-“Big ole Frog say: _How we gwine ter do it? How we gwine ter do it?_
-
-“Mr. Rabbit ’low: ‘Dig de san’ out fum under ’im an’ let ’im down in de
-hole.’
-
-[Illustration: “DEN DE FROGS DEY WENT TO WORK SHO NUFF.”]
-
-“Den de Frogs dey went ter work sho nuff. Dey mus’ ’a’ bin a hunderd un
-um, an’ dey make dat san’ fly, mon. Mr. Coon, he ain’t move. De Frogs,
-dey dig an’ scratch in de san’ tell atter while dey had a right smart
-hole, an’ Mr. Coon wuz down in dar.
-
-“Bimeby big Frog holler: _Dis deep nuff? Dis deep nuff?_
-
-“Mr. Rabbit ’low: ‘Kin you jump out?’
-
-“Big Frog say: _‘Yes, I kin! Yes, I kin!’_
-
-“Mr. Rabbit say: ‘Den’t ain’t deep nuff.’
-
-“Den de Frogs dey dig an’ dey dig, tell, bimeby, Big Frog say: _Dis deep
-nuff? Dis deep nuff?_
-
-“Mr. Rabbit ’low: ‘Kin you jump out?’
-
-“Big Frog say: _I dess kin! I dess kin!_
-
-“Mr. Rabbit say: ‘Dig it deeper.’
-
-“De Frogs keep on diggin’ tell bimeby, big Frog holler out: _Dis deep
-nuff? Dis deep nuff?_
-
-“Mr. Rabbit ’low: ‘Kin you jump out?’
-
-“Big Frog say: _No, I can’t! No, I can’t! Come he’p me! Come he’p me!_
-
-“Mr. Rabbit bust out laughin’, and holler out:
-
-“‘RISE UP, SANDY, AN’ GIT YO’ MEAT!’ an’ Mr. Coon riz.”
-
-Lucien and Lillian laughed heartily at this queer story, especially the
-curious imitation of frogs both big and little that Crazy Sue gave.
-Lucien wanted her to tell more stories, but Daddy Jake said it was
-bedtime; and the children were soon sound asleep.
-
-The next morning Daddy Jake had them up betimes. Crazy Sue took Lillian
-in her arms, and Daddy Jake took Lucien on his back. As they had gone
-into the cane-brake, so they came out. Randall and some of the other
-negroes wanted to carry Lillian, but Crazy Sue wouldn’t listen to them.
-She had brought the little girl in, she said, and she was going to carry
-her out. Daddy Jake, followed by Crazy Sue, went in the direction of Mr.
-Meredith Ingram’s house. It was on a hill, more than a mile from the
-river, and was in a grove of oak-trees. As they were making their way
-through a plum orchard, not far from the house, Crazy Sue stopped.
-
-“Brer Jake,” she said, “dis is all de fur I’m gwine. I’m ’mos’ too close
-ter dat house now. You take dis baby an’ let dat little man walk.
-’Tain’t many steps ter whar you gwine.” Crazy Sue wrung Daddy Jake’s
-hand, stooped and kissed the children, and with a “God bless you all!”
-disappeared in the bushes, and none of the three ever saw her again.
-
-[Illustration: “THE OLD NEGRO PUT HIS HANDS TO HIS MOUTH AND CALLED.”]
-
-Mr. Meredith Ingram was standing out in his front yard, enjoying a pipe
-before breakfast. He was talking to himself and laughing when Daddy Jake
-and the children approached.
-
-“Howdy, Mars’ Meredy,” said the old negro, taking off his hat and bowing
-as politely as he could with the child in his arms. Mr. Ingram looked at
-him through his spectacles and over them.
-
-“Ain’t that Gaston’s Jake?” he asked, after he had examined the group.
-
-“Yasser,” said Daddy Jake, “an’ deze is my marster’s little chillun.”
-
-Mr. Ingram took his pipe out of his mouth.
-
-“Why, what in the world!—Why, what under the sun!—Well, if this doesn’t
-beat—why, what in the nation!”—Mr. Ingram failed to find words to
-express his surprise.
-
-Daddy Jake, however, made haste to tell Mr. Ingram that the little ones
-had drifted down the river in a boat, that he had found them, and wished
-to get them home just as quickly as he could.
-
-“My marster bin huntin’ fer um, suh,” said the old negro, and I want ter
-beat him home, kaze ef he go dar widout deze chillun, my mistiss’ll be a
-dead ’oman—she cert’n’y will, suh.”
-
-“Well, well, well!” exclaimed Mr. Ingram. “If this don’t beat—why, of
-course, I’ll send them home. I’ll go with ’em myself. Of course I will.
-Well, if this doesn’t—George! hitch up the carriage. Fetch out Ben Bolt
-and Rob Roy, and go and get your breakfast. Jake, you go and help him,
-and I’ll take these chaps in the house and warm ’em up. Come on, little
-ones. We’ll have something to eat and then we’ll go right home to Pappy
-and Mammy.” They went in, Mr. Ingram muttering to himself, “Well, if
-this doesn’t beat—”
-
-After breakfast Mr. Ingram, the children, Daddy Jake, and George, the
-driver, were up and away, as the fox-hunters say. Daddy Jake sat on the
-driver’s seat with George, and urged on the horses. They traveled
-rapidly, and it is well they did, for when they came in sight of the
-Gaston place, Daddy Jake saw his master entering the avenue that led to
-the house. The old negro put his hands to his mouth and called so loudly
-that the horses jumped. Doctor Gaston heard him and stopped, and in a
-minute more had his children in his arms, and that night there was a
-happy family in the Gaston house. But nobody was any happier than Daddy
-Jake.
-
-
-
-
- HOW A WITCH WAS CAUGHT
-
-
-The little boy sat in a high chair and used his legs as drumsticks, much
-to the confusion of Uncle Remus, as it appeared. After a while the old
-man exclaimed:
-
-“Well, my goodness en de gracious! how you ever in de roun’ worl’ er
-anywheres else speck me fer ter make any headway in tellin’ a tale wiles
-all dish yer racket gwine on? I don’t want ter call nobody’s pa, kase he
-mos’ allers talks too loud, en if I call der ma’t won’t make so mighty
-much difference, kase she done got so usen ter it dat she dunner w’en
-dey er makin’ any fuss. I believe dat ef everything wuz ter git right
-good en still on deze premises des one time, you’ ma would in about die
-wid de headache. Anyway, she’d be mighty sick, bekaze she ain’t usen ter
-not havin’ no fuss, en she des couldn’t git ’long widout it.
-
-“I tell you right now, I’d be afeard fer ter tell any tale roun’ yer,
-kaze de fust news I know’d I’d git my eyes put out, er my leg broke, er
-sump’n’ n’er. I knows deze yer w’ite chillun, mon! dat I does; I knows
-um. Dey’ll git de upper hand er de niggers ef de Lord spar’s um. En he
-mos’ inginner’lly spar’s um.
-
-“Well, now, ef you want ter hear dish yer tale w’at I bin tu’nin’ over
-in my min’ you des got ter come en set right yer in front er me, whar I
-kin keep my two eyes on you; kaze I ain’t gwine ter take no resks er no
-foolishness. Now, den, you des better behave, bekaze hit don’t cost me
-nothin’ fer ter cut dis tale right short off.
-
-“One time der wuz a miller man w’at live by a river en had a mill. He
-wuz a mighty smart man. He tuck so much toll dat he tuck ’n buyed ’im a
-house, en’ he want ter rent dat ’ar house out ter folks, but de folks
-dey ’lowed dat de house wuz ha’nted. Dey’d come ’en rent de house, dey
-would, en move in dar, en den go upsta’rs en go ter bed. Dey’d go ter
-bed, dey would, but dey couldn’t sleep, en time it got day dey’d git out
-er dat house.
-
-“De miller man, he ax’d um w’at de matter wuz, but dey des shuck der
-head en’ ’low de house wuz ha’nted. Den he tuck ’n try ter fine out w’at
-kind er ha’nt she wuz dat skeer folks. He sleep in de house, but he
-ain’t see nothin’, en de mos’ w’at he year wuz a big ole gray cat
-a-promenadin’ roun’ en hollerin’. Bimeby hit got so dat dey want no fun
-in havin’ de ha’nted house, en w’en folks’d come ’long de miller man,
-he’d des up en tell um dat de house ’uz ha’nted. Some ’ud go up en some
-wouldn’t, but dem w’at went up didn’t stay, kaze des ’bout bedtime dey’d
-fetch a yell en des come a-rushin’ down, en all de money in de Nunited
-States er Georgy wouldn’t git um fer ter go back up dar.
-
-“Hit went on dis away twel one time a preacher man com’ ’long dar en say
-he wanted some’rs ter stay. He was a great big man, en he look like he
-wuz good accordin’. De miller man say he hate mighty bad for to
-discommerdate ’im, but he des pintedly ain’t got no place whar he kin
-put ’im ’cep’ dat ’ar ha’nted house. De preacher man say he des soon
-stay dar ez anywhar’s, kase he bin livin’ in deze low-groun’s er sorrer
-too long fer ter be sot back by any one-hoss ha’nts. De miller man
-’lowed dat he wuz afeard de ha’nts ’ud worry ’im might’ly, but de
-preacher man ’low, he did, dat he use ter bein’ worried, en he up en
-tell de miller man dat he’d a heap rather stay in de house wid de ha’nt,
-no matter how big she is, dan ter stay out doors in de rain.
-
-“So de miller man, he ’low he ain’t got no mo’ ’pology fer ter make,
-bekaze ef de preacher man wuz ready fer ter face de ha’nts and set up
-dar en out blink um, dey wouldn’t be nobody in de roun’ worl’ no gladder
-dan ’im. Den de miller man showed de preacher man how ter git in de
-house en had ’im a great big fier built. En atter de miller man wuz done
-gone, de preacher man drawed a cheer up ter de fier en waited fer de
-ha’nts, but dey ain’t no ha’nts come. Den w’en dey ain’t no ha’nts come,
-de preacher man tuck ’n open up he satchel en got ’im out some spar’
-ribs en sot um by de fier fer ter cook, en den he got down en said he
-pra’rs, en den he got up en read he Bible. He wuz a mighty good man,
-mon, en he prayed en read a long time. Bimeby, w’en his spar’ ribs git
-done, he got some bread out’n he satchel, en fixed fer ter eat his
-supper.
-
-“By de time he got all de meat off’n one er de ribs, de preacher man
-listened, en he year’d a monst’us scramblin’ en scratchin’ on de wall.
-He look aroun’, he did, en dar wuz a great big black cat a-sharpenin’
-’er claws on de door facin’. Folks, don’t talk! dat ’ar cat wuz er
-sight! Great long w’ite toofs en great big yaller eye-balls a-shinin’
-like dey wuz lit up way back in ’er head. She stood dar a minit, dat ole
-black cat did, en den she ’gun ter sidle up like she wuz gwine ter mount
-dat preacher man right dar en den. But de preacher man, he des shoo’d at
-’er, en it seem like dis sorter skeer’d ’er, kaze she went off.
-
-[Illustration: “SHE STOOD DAR A MINIT, DAT OLE BLACK CAT DID.”]
-
-“But de preacher man, he kep’ his eye open, en helt on ter his spar’
-rib. Present’y he year de ole black cat comin’ back, en dis time she
-fotch wid ’er a great big gang er cats. Dey wuz all black des like she
-wuz, en der eye-balls _shineded_ en der lashes wuz long en w’ite. Hit
-look like de preacher man wuz a-gwine ter git surroundered.
-
-“Dey come a-sidlin’ up, dey did, en de ole black cat made a pass at de
-preacher man like she wuz a-gwine ter t’ar he eyes out. De preacher man
-dodged, but de nex’ pass she made de preacher man fotch ’er wipe with
-his spar’ rib en cut off one er ’er toes. Wid dat de ole black cat fotch
-a yell dat you might a yeard a mile, en den she gin ’erself a sort er a
-twis’ en made her disappearance up de chimbley, en w’en she do dat all
-de yuther cats made der disappearance up de chimbley. De preacher man he
-got up, he did, en looked und’ de bed fer ter see ef he kin fine any mo’
-cats, but dey wuz all done gone.
-
-“Den he tuck ’n pick up de cat toe w’at he done knock off wid de spar’
-rib, en wrop it up in a piece er paper en put it in he pocket. Den he
-say his pra’rs some mo’, en went ter bed en slep’ right straight along
-twel broad daylight, en nuthin’ ain’t dast ter bodder ’im.
-
-“Nex’ mornin’ de preacher man got up, he did, en say his pra’rs en eat
-his breakkus, en den he ’low ter hisse’f dat he’ll go by en tell de
-miller man dat he mighty much erblige. ’Fo’ he start, hit come ’cross he
-min’ ’bout de cats w’at pester ’im de night befo’, and he tuck ’n feel
-in he pockets fer de big black cat toe w’at he done cut off wid de spar’
-rib. But it seems like de toe done grow in de night, en bless goodness!
-w’en he unwrop it ’t want nuthin’ less dan a great big finger wid a ring
-on it.
-
-“So de preacher man tuck ’n fix up all his contrapments, en den call on
-de miller man en tol’ ’im he wuz mighty much erblige kaze he let ’im
-stay in de house. De miller man wuz ’stonish’ fer ter see de preacher
-man, kaze he knew dat w’en folks stay all night in dat house dey ain’t
-come down no mo’. He wuz ’stonish’, but he didn’t say much. He des stan’
-still en wunder.
-
-“But de preacher man, he up ’n ax ’bout de miller man’s wife, en say he
-wants ter see ’er en tell ’er good-bye, bein’ ez how dey ’d all bin so
-good. So de miller man, he tuck ’n kyar de preacher inter de room whar
-his wife wuz layin’ in bed. De ole ’oman had de counterpin drawed up
-und’ ’er chin, but she look mighty bad roun’ de eyes. Yit, she tuck ’n’
-howdied de preacher man en tole ’im he wuz mighty welcome.
-
-“Dey talk en talk, dey did, en atter w’ile de preacher man hoi’ out his
-han’ fer ter tell de ’oman good-bye; but de ’oman, she belt out ’er lef’
-han’, she did, like she want dat fer ter git shucken. But de preacher
-man wouldn’t shake dat un. He say dat ain’t nigh gwine ter do, bekaze
-w’en folks got any perliteness lef’ dey don’t never hol’ out de lef’
-han’. De ’oman she say her right wuz cripple, but her ole man ’low he
-ain’t never hear ’bout dat befo’, en den he tuck’n make ’er pull it out
-from und’ de kivver, en den dey seed dat one er ’er fingers wuz done
-clean gone. De miller man he up ’n ’low:
-
-“‘How come dis?’
-
-“De ’oman she ’low, ‘I cut it off.’
-
-“De miller man he ’low, ‘How you cut it off?’
-
-“De ’oman she ’low, ‘I knock it off?’
-
-“De miller man he ’low, ‘Wharbouts you knock it off?’
-
-“De ’oman she ’low, ‘I broke it off’
-
-“De miller man he ’low, ‘When you break it off?’
-
-“Den de ’oman she ain’t say nuthin’. She des lay dar, she did, en pant
-en look skeered. De preacher man he study a little en den he say he
-speck he kin kyo’ dat han’, en he tuck de finger out ’n he pocket en
-tried it on de ’oman’s han’, en it fit! Yassar! it fit in de place right
-smick smack smoove. Den de preacher man he up en tell de miller man dat
-de ’oman wuz a witch, en wid dat de ’oman fetched a yell en kivvered ’er
-head wid de counterpin.
-
-“Yit dis ain’t do ’er no good, kaze de preacher man say he done look in
-de books en de onliest way fer ter kyo’ a witch is ter bu’n ’er; en it
-ain’t look so bad, nuther, kaze when dey tied ’er she tuck ’n tu’n ter
-be a great big black cat, en dat’s de way she wuz w’en she wuz burnt.”
-
-
-
-
- THE LITTLE BOY AND HIS DOGS
-
-
-“Uncle Remus’s little patron seemed to be so shocked at the burning of
-the woman that the old man plunged at once into a curious story about a
-little boy and his two dogs.
-
-“One time,” said Uncle Remus, scratching his head as if by that means to
-collect his scattered ideas, “dere wuz a ’oman livin’ ’longside er de
-big road, en dish yer ’oman she had one little boy. Seem like ter me dat
-he mus’ ’a’ bin des ’bout yo’ size. He mout ’a’ bin a little broader in
-de shoulder en a little longer in de leg, yit, take ’im up one side en
-down de udder, he wuz des ’bout yo’ shape en size. He wuz a mighty smart
-little boy, en his mammy sot lots by ’im. Seem like she ain’t never have
-no luck ’cept’n ’long wid dat boy, kaze dey wuz one time w’en she had a
-little gal, en, bless yo’ soul! somebody come ’long en tote de little
-gal off, en w’en dat happen de ’oman ain’t have no mo’ little gal, en de
-little boy ain’t have no mo’ little sister. Dis make bofe er um mighty
-sorry, but look like de little boy wuz de sorriest, kaze he show it de
-mosest.
-
-“Some days he’d take a notion fer ter go en hunt his little sister, en
-den he’d go down de big road en clam a big pine-tree, en git right spang
-in de top, en look all roun’ fer ter see ef he can’t see his little
-sister some’rs in de woods. He couldn’t see ’er, but he’d stay up dar in
-de tree en swing in de win’ en ’low ter hisself dat maybe he mout see
-’er bimeby.
-
-“One day, w’iles he wuz a-settin’ up dar, he see two mighty fine ladies
-walkin’ down de road. He clam down out’n de tree, he did, en run en tol’
-his mammy. Den she up en ax:
-
-“‘How is dey dress, honey?’
-
-“‘Mighty fine, mammy, mighty fine, puffy-out petticoats en long green
-veils.’
-
-“‘How des dey look, honey?’
-
-“‘Spick span new, mammy.’
-
-“‘Dey ain’t none er our kin, is dey, honey?’
-
-“‘Dat dey ain’t, mammy—dey er mighty fine ladies.’
-
-“De fine ladies, dey come on down de road, dey did, en stop by de
-’oman’s house, en beg ’er fer ter please en gi’ um some water. Dey
-little boy, he run en fetch ’em a gourd full, en dey put de gourd und’
-der veils, en drunk, en drunk, en drunk des like dey wuz mighty nigh
-perish fer water. De little boy watch um. ’Reckly he holler out:
-
-“‘Mammy, mammy! W’at you recken? Dey er lappin’ de water.’ De woman
-hollered back:
-
-“‘I recken dat’s de way de quality folks does, honey.’
-
-“Den de ladies beg fer some bread, en de little boy tuck um a pone. Dey
-eat it like dey wuz mighty nigh famish fer bread. Bimeby de little boy
-holler out en say:
-
-“‘Mammy, mammy! W’at you recken? Dey er got great long tushes.’ De
-’oman, she holler back:
-
-“’ I recken all de quality folks is got um, honey.’
-
-“Den de ladies ax fer some water fer to wash der han’s, en de little boy
-brung um some. He watch um, en bimeby he holler out:
-
-“‘Mammy, mammy! W’at you recken? Dey got little bit er hairy han’s en
-arms.’ De ’oman, she holler back:
-
-“‘I recken all de quality folks is got um, honey.’
-
-“Den de ladies beg de ’oman fer ter please en let de little boy show um
-whar de big road forks. But de little boy don’t want ter go. He holler
-out:
-
-“‘Mammy, folks don’t hatter be showed whar de road forks’; but de oman
-she ’low:
-
-“‘I recken de quality folks does, honey.’
-
-“De little boy, he ’gun ter whimpie en cry kaze he don’t want ter go wid
-de ladies, but de ’oman say he oughter be ’shame er hisse’f fer ter be
-gwine on dat away ’fo’ de quality folks, en mo’ ’n dat, he mout run upon
-his little sister en fetch ’er home.
-
-“Now dish yer little boy had too mighty bad dogs. One er um wuz name
-Minnyminny Morack, en de t’er one wuz name Follerlinsko, en dey wuz so
-bad dey hatter be tied in de yard day en night, ’cep’ w’en dey wuzent
-a-huntin’. So de little boy, he went en got a pan er water en sot ’im
-down in de middle er de flo’, en den he went en got ’im a willer lim’,
-en he stuck it in de groun’. Den he ’low:
-
-“‘Mammy, w’en de water in dish yer pan tu’ns ter blood, den you run out
-en tu’n loose Minnyminny Morack en Follerlinsko, en den w’en you see dat
-dar wilier lim’ a-shakin’, you run en sick um on my track.’
-
-“De ’oman, she up an’ say she’d tu’n de dogs loose, en den de little boy
-he stuck his han’s in he pockets en went on down de road a wisserlin’
-des same ez enny yuther little boy, ’cep’ dat he wuz lots smarter. He
-went on down de road, he did, en de fine quality ladies dey come on
-behin’.
-
-“De furder he went de faster he walk. Dis make de quality ladies walk
-fas’, too, en ’t want so mighty long ’fo’ de little boy year um makin’ a
-mighty kuse fuss, en w’en he t’un ’roun’, bless gracious! dey wuz
-a-pantin’, kaze dey wuz so tired en hot. De little boy ’low ter hisse’f
-dat it mighty kuse how ladies kin pant same es a wil’ varment, but he
-say he speck dat de way de quality ladies does w’en dey gits hot en
-tired, en he make like he can’t year um, kaze he want ter be nice en
-perlite.
-
-“Atter a w’ile, w’en de quality ladies t’ink de little boy want lookin’
-at um, he seed one er um drap down on ’er all-fours en trot ’long des
-like a varmint, en’t want long ’fo’ de yuther one drapt down on ’er
-all-fours. Den de little boy ’lowed:
-
-“_Shoo!_ Ef dat de way quality ladies res’ derse’f w’en dey git tired I
-reckon a little chap ’bout my size better be fixin fer ter res’
-hisse’f.’
-
-“So he look ’roun’, he did, en he tuck ’n pick ’im out a great big
-pine-tree by de side er de road, en ’gun to clam it. Den w’en dey see
-dat, one er de quality ladies ’low:
-
-“‘My goodness! W’at in de worl’ you up ter now?’ Little boy he say,
-sezee:
-
-“‘I’m des a-clamin’ a tree fer ter res’ my bones.’ Ladies, dey ’low:
-
-“‘Whyn’t you res’ um on de groun’?’ Little boy say, sezee:
-
-“‘Bekaze I like ter git up whar it cool en high.
-
-“De quality ladies, dey tuck ’n walk ’roun’ en ’roun’ de tree like dey
-wuz medjun it fer ter see how big it is. Bimeby, atter w’ile dey say,
-sezee:
-
-“‘Little boy, little boy! you better come down frum dar en show us de
-way ter de forks er de road.’ Den de little boy ’low:
-
-“‘Des keep right on, ladies—you’ll fin’ de forks er de road; you can’t
-miss um. I’m afeard fer ter come down, kaze I might fall en hurt some er
-you all.’ De ladies dey say, sezee:
-
-“‘You better come down yer ’fo’ we run en tell yo’ mammy how bad you
-is.’ De little boy ’low:
-
-“‘W’iles you er tellin’ ’er please um’ tell ’er how skeerd I is.’
-
-“Den de quality ladies got mighty mad. Dey walked ’roun’ dat tree en
-fairly snorted. Dey pulled off der bonnets, en der veils, en der
-dresses, en, lo en beholes! de little boy seen dey wuz two great big
-pant’ers. Dey had great big eyes, en big sharp tushes, en great long
-tails, en dey look up at de little boy en growl en grin at ’im twel he
-come mighty nigh havin’ a chill. Dey tried ter clam de tree, but dey had
-done trim der claws so dey could git on gloves, en dey couldn’t clam no
-mo’.
-
-“Den one er um sot down in de road en made a kuse mark in de san’, en
-der great long tails tu’n’d ter axes, en no sooner is der tails tu’n ter
-axes den dey ’gun ter cut de tree down. I ain’t dast ter tell you how
-sharp dem axes wuz, kase you wouldn’t nigh b’lieve me. One er um stood
-on one side er de tree, en de yuther one stood on de yuther side, en dey
-whack at dat tree like dey wuz takin’ a holiday. Dey whack out chips ez
-big ez yo’ hat, en’t want so mighty long ’fo’ de tree wuz ready fer ter
-fall.
-
-“But w’iles de little boy wuz settin’ up dar, skeerd mighty nigh ter
-def, hit come inter his min’ dat he had some eggs in his pocket w’at he
-done brung wid ’im fer ter eat w’enever he git hongry. He tuck out one
-er de eggs en broke it, en say: ‘Place, fill up!’ en, bless yo’ soul! de
-place fill up sho ’nuff, en de tree look des ’zackly like nobody ain’t
-bin a-cuttin’ on it.
-
-“But dem ar pant’ers dey wuz werry vig’rous. Dey des spit on der han’s
-en cut away. W’en dey git de tree mighty nigh cut down de little boy he
-pull out ’n’er egg en broke it, en say, ‘Place, fill up!’ en by de time
-he say it de tree wuz done made soun’ agin. Dey kep’ on dis away twel de
-little boy ’gun ter git skeerd agin. He done broke all he eggs, ’ceptin’
-one, en dem ar creeturs wuz des a-cuttin’ away like dey wuz venomous,
-w’ich dey mos’ sholy wuz.
-
-“Des ’bout dat time de little boy mammy happen ter stumble over de pan
-er water w’at wuz settin’ down on de flo’, en dar it wuz all done tu’n
-ter blood. Den she tuck ’n run en unloose Minnyminny Morack en
-Follerlinsko. Den w’en she do dat she see de wilier lim’ a-shakin’, en
-den she put de dogs on de little boy track, en away dey went. De little
-boy year um a-comin’, en he holler out:
-
-“‘Come on, my good dogs. Here, dogs, here.’
-
-“De pant’ers dey stop choppin’ en lissen. One ax de yuther one w’at she
-year. Little boy say:
-
-“‘You don’ year nothin’. Go on wid yo’ choppin.
-
-“De pant’ers dey chop some mo’, en den dey think dey year de dogs
-a-comin’. Den dey try der bes fer ter git away, but’t want no use. Dey
-ain’t got time fer ter change der axes back inter tails, en co’se dey
-can’t run wid axes draggin’ behin’ um. So de dogs cotch um. De little
-boy, he ’low:
-
-“‘Shake um en bite um. Drag um ’roun’ en ’roun’ twel you drag um two
-mile.’ So de dogs dey drag um ’roun’ two mile. Den de little boy say,
-sezee:
-
-“‘Shake um en t’ar um. Drag um ’roun’ en ’roun’ twel you drag um ten
-mile.’ So dey drag um ten mile, en by de time dey got back, de pant’ers
-wuz col’ en stiff.
-
-“Den de little boy clum down out ’n de tree, en sot down fer ter res’
-’hisse’f. Bimeby atter w’ile, he ’low ter hisse’f dat bein’ he hay so
-much fun, he b’lieve he takes his dogs en go way off in de woods fer ter
-see ef he can’t fin’ his little sister. He call his dogs, he did, en
-went off in de woods, en dey ain’t bin gone so mighty fur ’fo’ he seed a
-house in de woods away off by itse’f.
-
-“De dogs dey went up en smelt ’roun’, dey did, en come wid der bristles
-up, but de little boy ’low he’d go up dar anyhow en see w’at de dogs wuz
-mad ’bout. So he call de dogs en went todes de house, en w’en he got
-close up he saw a little gal totin’ wood en water. She wuz a mighty
-purty little gal, kaze she had a milk-white skin, en great long yaller
-hair; but ’er cloze wuz all in rags, en she wuz cryin’ kaze she hatter
-work so hard. Minnyminny Morack en Follerlinsko wagged der tails w’en
-dey seed de little gal, en de little boy know’d by dat dat she wuz his
-sister.
-
-“So he went up en ax er w’at ’er name is, en she say she dunner w’at ’er
-name is, kaze she so skeerd she done fergit. Den he ax ’er w’at de name
-er goodness she cryin’ ’bout, en she say she cryin’ kaze she hatter work
-so hard. Den he ax ’er who de house belong ter, en she ’low it b’long
-ter a great big ole black B’ar, en dis old B’ar make ’er tote wood en
-water all de time. She say de water is ter go in de big wash-pot, en de
-wood is fer ter make de pot bile, en de pot wuz ter cook folks w’at de
-great big ole B’ar brung home ter he chilluns.
-
-“De little boy didn’t tell de little gal dat he wuz ’er br’er, but he
-’low dat he was gwine ter stay en eat supper wid de big ole B’ar. De
-little girl cried en ’low he better not, but de little boy say he ain’t
-feared fer ter eat supper wid a B’ar. So dey went in de house, en w’en
-de little boy got in dar, he seed dat de B’ar had two great big
-chilluns, en one er um wuz squattin’ on de bed, en de yuther one wuz
-squattin down in de h’ath. De chilluns, dey wuz bofe er um name Cubs,
-fer short, but de little boy want skeerd er um, kaze dar wuz his dogs
-fer ter make way wid um ef dey so much ez roll der eye-ball.
-
-“De ole B’ar wuz a mighty long time comin’ back, so de little gal she up
-’n fix supper, anyhow, en de little boy he tuck ’n scrouge Cubs fus on
-one side en den on yuther, en him en de little gal got much ez dey want.
-Atter supper de little boy tole de little gal dat he’d take en comb ’er
-ha’r des ter w’ile away de time; but de little gal ha’r ain’t bin comb
-fer so long, en it am got in such a tankle, dat it make de po’ creetur
-cry fer ter hear anybody talkin’ ’bout combin’ un it. Den de little boy
-’low he ain’t gwine ter hurt ’er, en he tuck ’n warm some water in a pan
-en put it on ’er ha’r, en den he comb en curlt it des ez nice as you
-mos’ ever see.
-
-“W’en de ole B’ar git home he wuz mighty tuck ’n back w’en he seed he
-had com’ny, en w’en he see um all settin’ down like dey come den fer ter
-stay. But he wuz mighty perlite, en he shuck han’s all ’roun’, en set
-down by de fier en dry his boots, en ax ’bout de craps, en ’low dat de
-wedder would be monstus fine ef dey could git a little season er rain.
-
-“Den he tuck ’n make a great ’miration over de little gal’s ha’r, en he
-ax de little boy how in de roun’ worl’ kin he curl it en fix it so nice.
-De little un ’low it’s easy enough. Den de ole B’ar say he b’lieve he
-like ter git his ha’r curlt up dat way, en de little boy say:
-
-“‘Fill de big pot wid water.’
-
-“De ole B’ar filled de pot wid water. Den de little boy say:
-
-“‘Buil’ a fier und’ de pot en heat de water hot.’
-
-“W’en de water got scaldin’ hot, de little boy say:
-
-“‘All ready, now. Stick yo’ head in. Hit ’s de onliest way fer ter make
-yo’ ha’r curl.’
-
-“Den de ole B’ar stuck he head in de water, en dot wuz de las’ er him,
-bless gracious! De scaldin’ water curlt de ha’r twel it come off, en I
-speck dat whar dey get de idee ’bout puttin’ b’ar grease on folks’ ha’r.
-De young b’ars dey cry like ever’ting w’en dey see how der daddy bin
-treated, en dey want bite and scratch de little boy en his sister, but
-dem dogs—dat Minnyminny Morack en dat Follerlinsko—dey des laid holt er
-dem dar b’ars, en dey want enough lef’ er um ter feed a kitten.”
-
-“What did they do then?” asked the little boy who had been listening to
-the story. The old man took off his spectacles and cleaned the glasses
-on his coat-tail.
-
-[Illustration: “ALL READY, NOW. STICK YO’ HEAD IN.”]
-
-“Well, sir,” he went on, “de little boy tuck ’n kyard his sister home,
-an’ his mammy says she ain’t never gwine ter set no sto’ by folks wid
-fine cloze, kaze dey so ’ceitful; no, never, so long as de Lord mout
-spar’ ’er. En den, atter dat, dey tuck ’n live terge’er right straight
-’long, en ef it hadn’t but a bin fer de war, dey’d a bin a-livin’ dar
-now. Bekaze war is a mighty dangersome business.”
-
-
-
-
- HOW BLACK SNAKE CAUGHT THE WOLF
-
-
-“One time,” said Uncle Remus, putting the “noses” of the chunks together
-with his cane, so as to make a light in his cabin, “Brer Rabbit en ole
-Brer Wolf wuz gwine down de road terge’er, en Brer Wolf, he ’low dat
-times wuz mighty hard en money skace. Brer Rabbit, he ’gree ’long wid
-’im, he did, dat times wuz mighty tight, en he up en say dat ’t wuz in
-about much ez he kin do fer ter make bofe en’s meet. He ’low, he did:
-
-“‘Brer Wolf, you er gittin’ mighty ga’nt, en ’t won’t be so mighty long
-’fo’ we’ll batten be tuck up en put in de po’-house. W’at make dis?’
-says Brer Rabbit, sezee: ‘I be bless ef I kin tell, kaze yer er all de
-creeturs gittin’ ga’nt w’iles all de reptules is a-gittin’ seal fat. No
-longer ’n yistiddy, I wuz comin’ along throo de woods, w’en who should I
-meet but ole Brer Snake, en he wuz dat put dat he ain’t kin skacely pull
-he tail ’long atter he head. I ’low ter mese’f, I did, dat dish yer
-country gittin’ in a mighty bad way w’en de creeturs is got ter go
-’roun’ wid der ribs growin’ terge’er w’iles de reptules layin’ up in de
-sun des nat’ally fattenin’ on der own laziness. Yessar, dat w’at I
-’lowed.’
-
-“Brer Wolf, he say, he did, dat if de reptules wuz gittin’ de ’vantage
-er de creeturs dat away, dat hit wuz ’bout time fer ter clean out de
-reptules er leaf de country, en he ’low, fuddermo’, dat he wuz ready fur
-ter jine in wid de patter-rollers en drive um out.
-
-“But Brer Rabbit, he ’low, he did, dat de bes’ way fer ter git ’long wuz
-ter fin’ out whar’bouts de reptules hed der smoke-’house en go in dar en
-git some er de vittles w’at by good rights b’long’d ter de creeturs.
-Brer Wolf say maybe dis de bes’ way, kaze ef de reptules git word dat de
-patter-rollers is a-comin’ dey ’ll take en hide de gingercakes, en der
-simmon beer, en der w’atzis-names, so dat de creeturs can’t git um. By
-dis time dey come ter de forks er de road, en Brer Rabbit he went one
-way, en Brer Wolf he went de yuther.
-
-“Whar Brer Wolf went,” Uncle Remus went on, with increasing gravity, “de
-goodness knows, but Brer Rabbit, he went on down de road todes he own
-house, en w’iles he wuz lippitin’ long, nibblin’ a bite yer en a bite
-dar, he year a mighty kuse fuss in de woods. He lay low, Brer Rabbit
-did, en lissen. He look sharp, he did, en bimeby he ketch a glimp’ er
-ole Mr. Black Snake gwine ’long thoo de grass. Brer Rabbit, he lay low
-en watch ’im. Mr. Black Snake crope ’long, he did, des like he wuz
-greased. Brer Rabbit say ter hisse’f:
-
-“‘Hi! dar goes one er de reptules, en ez she slips she slides ’long.’
-
-“Yit, still he lay low en watch. Mr. Black Snake crope ’long, he did, en
-bimeby he come whar dey wuz a great big poplar-tree. Brer Rabbit, he
-crope on his belly en follow ’long atter. Mr. Black Snake tuck ’n circle
-all ’roun’ de tree, en den he stop en sing out:
-
- “‘Watsilla, watsilla,
- Consario wo!
- Watsilla, watsilla,
- Consario wo!’
-
-“En den, mos’ ’fo’ Brer Rabbit kin wink he eye, a door w’at wuz in de
-tree flew’d open, en Mr. Black Snake tuck ’n crawl in. Brer Rabbit ’low,
-he did:
-
-“‘Ah-yi! Dar whar you stay! Dar whar you keeps yo’ simmon beer! Dar whar
-you hides yo’ backbone en spar’ ribs. Ah-yi!’
-
-“W’en Mr. Black Snake went in de house, Brer Rabbit crope up, he did, en
-lissen fer ter see w’at he kin year gwine on in dar. But he ain’t year
-nothin’. Bimeby, w’iles he settin’ ’roun’ dar, he year de same song:
-
- “‘Watsilla, watsilla,
- Consario, wo!
- Watsilla, watsilla,
- Consario wo!’
-
-“En mos’ ’fo’ Brer Rabbit kin hide in de weeds, de door hit flew’d open,
-en out Mr. Black Snake slid. He slid out, he did, en slid off, en atter
-he git out er sight, Brer Rabbit, he tuck ’n went back ter de
-poplar-tree fer ter see ef he kin git in dar. He hunt ’roun’ en he hunt
-’roun’, en yit ain’t fin’ no door. Den he sat up on he behin’ legs, ole
-Brer Rabbit did, en low:
-
-“‘Hey! w’at kinder contrapshun dish yer? I seed a door dar des now, but
-dey ain’t no door dar now.’
-
-“Ole Brer Rabbit scratch he head, he did, en bimeby hit come inter he
-min’ dat maybe de song got sump’n ’n’er ter do wid it, en wid dat he
-chuned up, he did, en sing:
-
- “‘_Watsilla, watsilla,
- Bandario, wo-haw!_’
-
-“Time he say fus’ part, de door sorter open, but w’en he say de las’
-part hit slammed shet ag’in. Den he chune up some mo’:
-
- “‘Watsilla, watsilla,
- Bandario, wo-haw!’
-
-“Time he say de fus’ part de door open little ways, but time he say de
-las’ part hit slammed shet ag’in. Den Brer Rabbit ’low he ’d hang ’roun’
-dar en fin’ out w’at kind er hinges dat er door wuz a-swingin’ on. So he
-stays ’roun’ dar, he did, twel bimeby Mr. Black Snake came ’long back.
-Brer Rabbit crope up, he did, en he year ’im sing de song:
-
- “‘Watsilla, watsilla,
- Consario wo!
- Watsilla, watsilla,
- Consario wo!’
-
-“Den de door open, en Mr. Black Snake, he slid in, en Brer Rabbit, he
-lipped off in de bushes en sung de song by hisse’f. Den he went home en
-tuck some res’, en nex’ day he went back; en w’en Mr. Black Snake come
-out en went off, Brer Rabbit, he tuck ’n sing de song, en de door hewed
-open, en in he went. He went in, he did, en w’en he got in dar, he fin’
-lots er goodies. He fin’ cakes en sausages, en all sort er nice doin’s.
-Den he come out, en de nex’ day he went he tole Ole Brer Wolf, en Brer
-Wolf, he’low dat, bein’ ez times is hard, he b’lieve he ’ll go ’long en
-sample some er Mr. Black Snake’s doin’s.
-
-“Dey went, dey did, en soon ez dey fin’ dat Mr. Black Snake is gone,
-Brer Rabbit he sing de song, en de door open, en in he went. He went in
-dar, he did, en he gobbled up his bellyful, en w’iles he doin’ dis Brer
-Wolf he gallop ’roun’ en ’roun’, tryin’ fer ter git in. But de door done
-slam shet, en Brer Wolf ain’t know de song. Bimeby Brer Rabbit he come
-out, he did, lickin’ he chops en wipin’ he mustash, en Brer Wolf ax ’im
-w’at de name er goodness is de reason he ain’t let ’im go in ’long wid
-’im.
-
-“Brer Rabbit, he vow, he did, dat he ’spected any gump ’ud know dat
-somebody got ter stay outside en watch w’iles de yuther one wuz on de
-inside. Brer Wolf say he ain’t thunk er dat, en den he ax Brer Rabbit
-fer ter let ’im in, en please be so good ez ter stay out dar en watch
-w’iles he git some er de goodies.
-
-“Wid dat Brer Rabbit, he sung de song:
-
- “‘Watsilla, watsilla,
- Consario wo!
- Watsilla, watsilla,
- Consario wo!’
-
-“He sung de song, he did, en de door flew’d open, en Brer Wolf he lipt
-in, en gun ter gobble up de goodies. Brer Rabbit, he stayed outside, en
-make like he gwine ter watch. Brer Wolf, he e’t en e’t, en he keep on
-a-eatin’. Brer Rabbit, he tuck en stan’ off in de bushes, en bimeby he
-year Mr. Black Snake a-slidin’ thoo de grass. Brer Rabbit, he ain’t say
-nothin’. He ’low ter hisse’f, he did, dat he was dar ter watch, en dat
-w’at he gwine ter do ef de good Lord spar’ ’im. So he set dar en watch,
-en Mr. Black Snake, he come a-slidin’ up ter de house en sing de song,
-en den de door flew’d open en in he went.
-
-“Brer Rabbit set dar en watch so hard, he did, dat it look like he eyes
-gwine to pop out. ’T want long ’fo’ he year sump’n ’n’er like a scuffle
-gwine on in de poplar-tree, en, fus’ news you know, Brer Wolf come
-tumberlin’ out. He come tumberlin’ out, he did, en down he fell, kaze
-Mr. Black Snake got ’im tie hard en fas’ so he ain’t kin run.
-
-[Illustration: “EN EVE’Y TIME HE SWUNG MR. BLACK SNAKE TUCK ’N LASH ’IM
-WID HE TAIL.”]
-
-“Den, atter so long a time, Mr. Black Snake tuck ’n tie Brer Wolf up ter
-a lim’, en dar dat creetur swung ’twixt de hevin en de yeth. He swung en
-swayed, en eve’y time he swung Mr. Black Snake tuck ’n lash ’im wid he
-tail, en eve’y time he lash ’im Brer Rabbit holler out, he did:
-
-“‘Sarve ’im right! sarve ’im right!’
-
-“En I let you know,” said the old man, refilling his pipe, “dat w’en Mr.
-Black Snake git thoo wid dat creetur, he ain’t want no mo’ goodies.”
-
-
-
-
- WHY THE GUINEAS STAY AWAKE
-
-
-One night when the little boy was waiting patiently for Uncle Remus to
-tell him a story, the guineas began to scream at a great rate, and they
-kept it up for some time.
-
-“Ah, Lord!” exclaimed Uncle Remus, blowing the ashes from a sweet potato
-that had been roasting in the embers. “Ah, Lord! dem ar creeturs is
-mighty kuse creeturs. I boun’ you ef you go up dar whar dey is right
-now, you’ll fin’ some kind er varmint slippin’ ’roun’ und’ de bushes.
-Hit mout be ole Brer Fox. I won’t say p’intedly dat it’s Brer Fox,” the
-old man continued, with the air of one who is willing to assert only
-what he can prove, “yit it mout be. But ne’er min’ ’bout dat; Brer Fox
-er no Brer Fox, dem guinea hens ain’t gwine ter be kotch. De varments
-kin creep up en slip up ez de case may be, but dey ain’t gwine to slip
-up en ketch dem creeturs asleep.”
-
-“Don’t the guineas ever sleep, Uncle Remus?” the little boy inquired.
-His curiosity was whetted.
-
-“Oh, I ’speck dey does sleep,” replied the old man. “Yasser, dey er
-bleege ter sleep, but dey ain’t bin kotch at it—leastways, dey aint bin
-kotch at it not sence Brer Fox crope up on um long time ago. He kotch um
-a-snorin’ den, but he ain’t kotch um sence, en he ain’t gwine kotch um
-no mo’.
-
-“You may go ter bed now,” Uncle Remus went on, in a tone calculated to
-carry conviction with it, “you may go ter bed en go ter sleep right now,
-but wake up w’enst you will en you’ll year dem guineas a-cacklin’ en a
-confabbin’ out dar des same ez ef’t wuz broad daylight. Seem like dey
-ain’t gwine ter fergit de time w’en Brer Fox crope up on um, en kotch um
-’sleep.”
-
-“When was that, Uncle Remus?” the little boy asked, as he settled
-himself in the split-bottom chair in anticipation of a story.
-
-“Well,” said the old man, noticing the movement, “you nee’n ter primp
-yo’se’f fer no great long tale, honey, kaze dish yer tale ain’t skacely
-long nuff fer ter tie a snapper on. Yit sech es ’t is you er mo’ dan
-welcome.
-
-“One time ’way long back yander dem guineas wuz des ez drowsy w’en night
-come ez any er de yuther folks. Dey ’d go ter roos’, dey would, en dey
-’d drap off ter sleep time der head totch de piller.”
-
-“The pillow, Uncle Remus!” exclaimed the little boy.
-
-“Well,” said the old man, rubbing his hand over his weatherbeaten face
-to hide a smile, “hit’s all de same. In dem days dey could ’a’ had
-pillers ef dey ’d a-wanted um, en bolsters, too, fer dat matter, en
-likewise fedder-beds, kaze dey wouldn’t ’a’ had ter go no fur ways fer
-de fedders.
-
-“But ne’er mind ’bout dat; no sooner did dey git up on de roos’ dan dey
-drap off ter sleep, en dey kep’ on dat away twel bimeby one time Brer
-Fox made up he min’ dat he better be kinder sociable en pay um a call
-atter dey done gone ter bed.
-
-“Dar wuz times,” continued Uncle Remus, as if endeavoring to be
-perfectly fair and square to all the parties concerned, “w’en Brer Fox
-tuck a notion fer ter walk ’bout in de daytime, but mos’ allers
-inginer’lly he done he pomernadin’ ’twix’ sundown en sun-up. I dunner
-w’at time er night hit wuz w’en Brer Fox call on de guineas, but I
-speck’t wuz long todes de shank er de evenin’, ez you may say.
-
-“Yit, soon er late, w’en he got ter whar de guineas live at, he foun’ um
-all soun’ asleep. Now, some folks w’en dey go anywhars fer ter make
-deyse’f sociable, en fin’ eve’ybody fas’ asleep, would ’a’ tu’n ’roun’
-en made der way back home; but Brer Fox ain’t dat kind er man. Dem
-guineas roos’ so low en dey look so fine en fat dat it make Brer Fox
-feel like dey wuz his fus’ cousin.
-
-“He sot down on his hunkers, Brer Fox did, en he look at um en grin. Den
-he ’low ter hisse’f:
-
-“‘I’ll des shake han’s wid one un um en den I’ll go.’
-
-“Well,” continued Uncle Remus, “Brer Fox went up en shuck han’s wid one
-un um, en he must ’a’ squoze mighty hard, kaze de guinea make a mighty
-flutterment; en he mus’ ’a’ helt on wid a mighty tight grip, kaze w’en
-he tuck off his hat en bowed good-by de guinea went ’long wid ’im.
-
-“Well, suh,” said the old man solemnly, “you never is year tell er sech
-a racket ez dem guineas kicked up w’en dey ’skiver dat Brer Fox done
-make off wid one un um. Dey squall en dey squall twel dey rousted up de
-whole neighborhoods. De dogs got ter barkin’, de owls got ter hootin’,
-de hosses got ter kickin’, de cows got ter lowin’, en de chickens got
-ter crowin’.
-
-“En mo’ dan dat,” Uncle Remus continued, “de guineas wuz dat skeered dat
-dey tu’n right pale on de neck en on de gills, en ef you don’t b’lieve
-me you kin go up dar in de gyarden en look at um fer yo’se’f.”
-
-But the little boy had no idea of going. He saw by Uncle Remus’s air of
-preoccupation that the story was not yet concluded.
-
-“En mo’ dan dat,” said the old man, after a short pause, “dey got skeerd
-so bad dat from dat day ter dis dey don’t sleep soun’ at night. Dey may
-squat ’roun’ in de shade en nod in de daytime, dough I ain’t kotch um at
-it, en dey may sort er nod atter dey go ter roos’ at night; but ef a
-betsey bug flies by um, er yit ef a sparrer flutters in de bushes, dey
-er wide awake; dey mos’ sholy is.
-
-“Hit seem like ter me,” Uncle Remus continued, “dat dey mus’ be ha’nted
-in der dreams by ole Brer Fox, kaze all times er night you kin year um
-gwine on:
-
-“‘_L-o-o-o-o-k, look, look! Dar he is, dar he is! Go ’way, go ’way!_’
-
-“Some folks say dat dey holler, ‘_Pot-rack! pot-rack!_’ but dem w’at
-talk dat away is mostly w’ite folks, en dey ain’t know nuthin’ ’t all
-’bout dem ole times. Mars John en Miss Sally mout know, but ef dey does
-I ain’t year um sesso.”
-
-
-
-
- HOW THE TERRAPIN WAS TAUGHT TO FLY
-
-
-Uncle Remus had the weakness of the genuine story-teller. When he was
-in the humor, the slightest hint would serve to remind him of a story,
-and one story would recall another. Thus, when the little boy chanced
-to manifest some curiosity in regard to the whippoorwill, which,
-according to an old song, had performed the remarkable feat of
-carrying the sheep’s corn to mill, the old man took great pains to
-describe the bird, explaining, in his crude way, how it differed from
-the chuck-will’s-widow, which is frequently mistaken for the
-whippoorwill, especially in the South. Among other things, he told the
-child how the bird could fly through the darkness and flap its wings
-without making the slightest noise.
-
-The little boy had a number of questions to ask about this, and the talk
-about flying reminded Uncle Remus of a story. He stopped short in his
-explanations and began to chuckle. The little boy asked him what the
-matter was.
-
-“Shoo, honey!” said the old man, “w’en you git ole ez I is, en yo’
-’membunce cropes up en tickles you, you ’ll laugh too, dat you will.
-Talkin’ all ’bout dish yer flyin’ business fotch up in my min’ de time
-w’en ole Brer Tarrypin boned ole Brer Buzzard fer ter l’arn him how ter
-fly. He got atter ’im, en he kep’ atter ’im; he begged en ’swaded, en
-’swaded en he begged. Brer Buzzard tole ’im dat dey wuz mos’ too much un
-’im in one place, but Brer Tarrypin, he des kep on atter ’im, en bimeby
-Brer Buzzard ’low dat ef nothin’ else ain’t gwine do ’im, he’ll des
-whirl in en gin ’im some lessons in flying fer ole ’quaintance sakes.
-
-“Dis make ole Brer Tarrypin feel mighty good, en he say he ready fer ter
-begin right now, but Brer Buzzard say he ain’t got time des den, but
-he’ll be sho’ en come ’roun’ de nex’ day en gin ole Brer Tarrypin de
-fus’ lesson.
-
-“Ole Brer Tarrypin, he sot dar en wait, he did, en dough he nodded yer
-en dar thro’ de night, hit look like ter ’im dat day ain’t never gwine
-ter come. He wait en he wait, he did, but bimeby de sun riz, en’t want
-so mighty long atter dat ’fo’ yer come Brer Buzzard sailin’ ’long. He
-sailed ’roun’ en ’roun’, en eve’y time he sail ’roun’ he come lower, en
-atter w’ile he lit.
-
-“He lit, he did, en pass de time er day wid Brer Tarrypin en ax ’im is
-he ready. Brer Tarrypin ’low he been ready too long ter talk ’bout, en
-w’en Brer Buzzard year dis, he tuck ’n squot in de grass en ax Brer
-Tarrypin fer ter crawl upon he back. But Brer Buzzard back mighty slick,
-en de mo’ Brer Tarrypin try fer ter crawl up, de mo’ wa’l he slip back.
-But he tuck ’n crawl up atter w’ile, en w’en he git sorter settled down,
-he ’low, he did:
-
-“‘You kin start now, Brer Buzzard, but you’ll hatter be mighty keerful
-not ter run over no rocks en stumps, kaze ef dish yer waggin gits ter
-joltin’, I ’m a goner,’ sezee.
-
-“Brer Buzzard, he tuck ’n start off easy, en he move so slick en smoove
-en swif’ dat Brer Tarrypin laugh en ’low dat he ain’t had no sech sweet
-ridin’ sence he crossed de river in a flat. He sail ’roun’ en ’roun’, he
-did, en gun Brer Tarrypin a good ride, en den bimeby he sail down ter de
-groun’ en let Brer Tarryin slip off’n he back.
-
-“Nex’ day he come ’roun’ agin, ole Brer Buzzard did, en gun Brer
-Tarrypin ’n’er good ride, en de nex’ day he done de same, en he keep on
-doin’ dis away, twel atter w’ile Brer Tarrypin got de consate dat he kin
-do some fly’n’ on he own hook. So he up en ax Brer Buzzard for call
-’roun’ one mo’ time, en gin ’im a good start.”
-
-Here Uncle Remus paused to chuckle a moment, and then went on—
-
-“Gentermens! It tickles me eve’y time it come in my min’, dat it do!
-Well, sir, ole Brer Buzzard wuz dat full er rascality dat he ain’t got
-no better sense dan ter come, en de nex’ day he sail up, he did, bright
-en yearly. He lit on de grass, en ole Brer Tarrypin, he crope up on he
-back, en den Brer Buzzard riz. He riz up in de elements, now, en w’en he
-git up dar he sorter fetched a flirt en a swoop en slid out from under
-Brer Tarrypin.
-
-“Ole Brer Tarrypin, he flapped he foots en wagged he head en shuck he
-tail, but all dis ain’t done no good. He start off right-side up, but he
-ain’t drap fur, ’fo’ he ’gun ter turn somersets up dar, en down he come
-on he back—_kerblam—m—m—_! En ef it hadn’t but er bin fer de strenk er
-he shell, he’d er got bust wide open. He lay dar, ole Brer Tarrypin did,
-en try ter ketch he breff, en he groan en he pant like eve’y minnit
-gwine ter be nex’.
-
-[Illustration: “BRER TARRYPIN, HOW YOU FEEL?”]
-
-“Ole Brer Buzzard, he sail ’roun’, he did, en look at Brer Tarrypin, en
-bimeby he lit fer ter make inquirements.
-
-“‘Brer Tarrypin, how you feel?’ sezee.
-
-“‘Brer Buzzard, I’m teetotally ruint,’ sezee.
-
-“‘Well, Brer Tarrypin, I tole you not ter try ter fly,’ sezee.
-
-“‘Hush up, Brer Buzzard!’ sezee; ‘I flew’d good ez anybody, but you
-fergot ter l’arn me how ter light. Flyin’ is easy as fallin’, but I
-don’t speck I kin l’arn how ter light, en dat’s whar de trouble come
-in,’ sezee.”
-
-Uncle Remus laughed as heartily at the result of Brother Terrapin’s
-attempts to fly as if he had heard of them for the first time; but
-before the little boy could ask him any questions, he remarked:
-
-“Well, de goodness en de gracious! dat put me in min’ er de time w’en
-ole Brer Rabbit make a bet wid Brer Fox.”
-
-“How was that, Uncle Remus?” the child inquired.
-
-“Ef I ain’t make no mistakes,” responded Uncle Remus, with the air of
-one who was willing to sacrifice everything to accuracy, “ole Brer
-Rabbit bet Brer Fox dat he kin go de highest up in de elements, en not
-clam no holler tree nudder. Brer Fox, he tuck ’im up, en dey ’pinted de
-day fer de trial ter come off.
-
-“W’iles dey wuz makin’ all der ’rangerments, Brer Fox year talk dat Brer
-Rabbit have done gone en hire Brer Buzzard fer ter tote ’im ’way ’bove
-de tops er de trees. Soon’s he year dis, Brer Fox went ter Brer Buzzard,
-he did, en tole ’im dat he gin ’im a pot er gol’ ef he’d whirl in en
-kyar Brer Rabbit clean out ’n de county. Brer Buzzard ’low dat he wuz de
-ve’y man fer ter do dat kind er bizness.
-
-“So den w’en de time come fer de trial, Brer Fox, he wuz dar, en Brer
-Rabbit, he wuz dar, en Brer Buzzard, he wuz dar, en lots er de yuther
-creeturs. Dey flung cross en piles fer ter see w’ich gwine ter start
-fus’, en it fell ter Brer Fox. He look ’roun’, old Brer Fox did, en wink
-at Brer Buzzard, an Brer Buzzard, he wink back good ez he kin. Wid dat,
-Brer Fox tuck a runnin’ start en clam a leanin’ tree. Brer Rabbit say
-dat better dan he ’spected Brer Fox kin do, but he ’low he gwine ter
-beat dat. Den he tuck ’n jump on Brer Buzzard back, en Brer Buzzard riz
-en sail off wid ’im. Brer Fox laugh w’en he see dis, en ’low, sezee:
-
-“‘Folks, ef you all got any intruss in ole Brer Rabbit, you des better
-tell ’im good-by, kaze you won’t see ’im no mo’ in dese diggin’s.’
-
-“Dis make all de yuther creeturs feel mighty good, kaze in dem days ole
-Brer Rabbit wuz a tarrifier, dat he wuz. But dey all sot dar, dey did,
-en keep der eye on Brer Buzzard, w’ich he keep on gittin’ higher en
-higher, en littler en littler. Dey look en dey look, en bimeby dey
-sorter see Brer Buzzard flop fus’ one wing, en den de yuther. He keep on
-floppin’ dis away, en eve’y time he flop, he git nigher en nigher de
-groun’. He flop en fall, en flop en fall, en circle ’roun’, en bimeby he
-come close ter de place whar he start fum, en him en Brer Rabbit come
-down _ker-flip_! En Brer Rabbit ain’t no sooner hit de groun’ dan he
-rush off in de bushes, en sot dar fer ter see w’at gwine ter happen
-nex’.”
-
-“But, Uncle Remus,” said the little boy, “why didn’t Brother Buzzard
-carry Brother Rabbit off, and get the pot of gold?”
-
-“Bless yo’ soul, honey, dey wuz some mighty good reasons in de way! W’en
-ole Brer Buzzard got ’way up in de elements, he ’low, he did:
-
-“‘We er gwine on a mighty long journey, Brer Rabbit.’
-
-“Brer Rabbit he laugh like a man w’at’s a-drivin’ a plow-hoss wid a
-badoon bit.
-
-“‘You may be a-gwine on a long journey, Brer Buzzard; I don’t ’spute
-dat,’ sezee, ‘but it’ll be atter you done kyar’d me back whar we start
-fum.’
-
-“Den Brer Buzzard he up en tell Brer Rabbit ’bout de bargain he done
-make wid Brer Fox. Dis make Brer Rabbit laugh wuss ’n befo’.
-
-“‘Law, Brer Buzzard’, sezee, ‘w’en it come ter makin’ dat kinder
-bargain, you oughter make it wid me, kaze I’m a long ways a better
-trader dan w’at Brer Fox is.’
-
-“Brer Buzzard he don’t ’spon’ ter dat, but he keep on flyin’ higher en
-higher, en furder en furder away. Bimeby Brer Rabbit ’gun ter git kinder
-oneasy, en he ’low:
-
-“‘Look like ter me we done got fur ’nuff, Brer Buzzard,’ sezee, ’en I’ll
-be mighty much erbleege ef you kyar me back.’
-
-“Brer Buzzard keep on flyin’ furder. Bimeby Brer Rabbit ax ’im ag’in,
-but Brer Buzzard keep on flyin’ furder. Den ole Brer Rabbit he ’low,
-sezee:
-
-“‘Ef I got ter des nat’ally _make_ you go back, I speck I better start
-in right now,’ sezee.
-
-“Wid dat Brer Rabbit retch down, he did, en bit Brer Buzzard under de
-wing.”
-
-The little boy clapped his hands and laughed at this, and Uncle Remus
-laughed in sympathy.
-
-“Yesser,” the old man went on, “ole Brer Rabbit retch down en bit Brer
-Buzzard under de wing, right spang in he most ticklish en tender-some
-spot. Co’se dis make Brer Buzzard shet he wing quick, en w’en he shet he
-wing, he bleedge ter fall some. Den w’en he open de wing out en ketch
-hisse’f, Brer Rabbit holler out:
-
-“‘Is you gwine back, Brer Buzzard?’
-
-“Brer Buzzard ain’t say nuthin’, en den Brer Rabbit retch down en bit
-’im under de yuther wing. It keep on dis away twel it got so dat Brer
-Rabbit kin guide Brer Buzzard along des same ez ef he done bin broke ter
-harness, en dat’s de way he made ’im kyar ’im back.”
-
-The little boy enjoyed these stories very much, and was very sorry to
-see that Uncle Remus was not in the humor for telling any more. Perhaps
-his store was exhausted. At any rate, the old man flatly refused to
-cudgel his memory for another legend.
-
-
-
-
- THE CREATURE WITH NO CLAWS
-
-
-“W’en you git a leetle bit older dan w’at you is, honey,” said Uncle
-Remus to the little boy, “you’ll know lots mo’ dan you does now.”
-
-The old man had a pile of white oak splits by his side, and these he was
-weaving into a chair-bottom. He was an expert in the art of “bottoming
-chairs,” and he earned many a silver quarter in this way. The little boy
-seemed to be much interested in the process.
-
-“Hit’s des like I tell you,” the old man went on; “I done had de speunce
-un it. I done got so now dat I don’t b’lieve w’at I see, much less w’at
-I year. It got ter be whar I kin put my han’ on it en fumble wid it.
-Folks kin fool deyse’f lots wuss dan yuther folks kin fool um, en ef you
-don’t b’lieve w’at I’m a-tellin’ un you, you kin des ax Brer Wolf de
-nex’ time you meet ’im in de big road.”
-
-“What about Brother Wolf, Uncle Remus?” the little boy asked, as the old
-man paused to refill his pipe.
-
-“Well, honey, ’t ain’t no great long rigamarole; hit’s des one er deze
-yer tales w’at goes in a gallop twel hit gits ter de jumpin’-off place.
-
-“One time Brer Wolf wuz gwine ’long de big road feelin’ mighty proud en
-high-strung. He wuz a mighty high-up man in dem days, Brer Wolf wuz, en
-mos’ all de yuther creeturs wuz feard tin ’im. Well, he wuz gwine ’long
-lickin’ his chops en walkin’ sorter stiff-kneed, w’en he happen ter look
-down ’pon de groun’ en dar he seed a track in de san’. Brer Wolf stop,
-he did, en look at it, en den he ’low:
-
-“‘Heyo! w’at kind er creetur dish yer? Brer Dog ain’t make dat track, en
-needer is Brer Fox. Hit’s one er deze yer kind er creeturs w’at ain’t
-got no claws. I’ll des ’bout foller ’im up, en ef I ketch ’im he’ll
-sholy be my meat.’
-
-“Dat de way Brer Wolf talk. He followed ’long atter de track, he did, en
-he look at it close, but he ain’t see no print er no claw’. Bimeby de
-track tuck ’n tu’n out de road en go up a dreen whar de rain done wash
-out. De track wuz plain dar in de wet san’, but Brer Wolf ain’t see no
-sign er no claws.
-
-“He foller en foller, Brer Wolf did, en de track git fresher en fresher,
-but still he ain’t see no print er no claw. Bimeby he come in sight er
-de creetur, en Brer Wolf stop, he did, en look at ’im. He stop
-stock-still en look. De creetur wuz mighty quare lookin’, en he wuz
-cuttin’ up some mighty quare capers. He had big head, sharp nose, en bob
-tail, en he wuz walkin’ ’roun’ en ’roun’ a big dog-wood tree, rubbin’
-his sides ag’in it. Brer Wolf watch ’im a right smart while, en den he
-’low:
-
-“‘Shoo! dat creetur done bin in a fight en los’ de bes’ part er he tail,
-en mo’ ’n dat, he got de eatch, kaze ef he ain’t got de eatch w’at make
-he scratch hisse’f dat away? I lay I ’ll let ’im know who he foolin’
-’long wid.’
-
-“Atter while, Brer Wolf went up a leetle nigher de creetur, en holler
-out:
-
-“‘Heyo, dar! w’at you doin’ scratchin’ yo’ scaly hide on my tree, en
-tryin’ fer ter break hit down?’
-
-“De creetur ain’t make no answer. He des walk ’roun’ en ’roun’ de tree
-scratchin’ he sides en back. Brer Wolf holler out:
-
-“‘I lay I ’ll make you year me ef I hatter come dar whar you is.’
-
-“De creetur des walk ’roun’ en ’roun’ de tree, en ain’t make no answer.
-Den Brer Wolf hail ’im ag’in, en talk like he mighty mad:
-
-“‘Ain’t you gwine ter min’ me, you imperdent scoundul? Ain’t you gwine
-ter mozey outer my woods en let my tree ’lone?’
-
-“Wid dat, Brer Wolf march todes des creetur des like he gwine ter squ’sh
-’im in de groun’. De creetur rub hisse’f ag’in de tree en look like he
-feel mighty good. Brer Wolf keep on gwine todes ’im, en bimeby w’en he
-git sorter close de creetur tuck ’n sot up on his behime legs des like
-you see squir’ls do. Den Brer Wolf, he ’low, he did:
-
-“‘Ah-yi! you beggin’, is you? But ’t ain’t gwine ter do you no good. I
-mout er let you off ef you’d a-minded me w’en I fus’ holler atter you,
-but I ain’t gwine ter let you off now. I’m a-gwine ter l’arn you a
-lesson dat’ll stick by you.’
-
-“Den de creetur sorter wrinkle up his face en mouf, en Brer Wolf ’low:
-
-“‘Oh, you neenter swell up en cry, you ’ceitful vilyun. I’m a-gwine ter
-gi’ you a frailin’ dat I boun’ yer won’t forgit.’
-
-“Brer Wolf make like he gwine ter hit de creetur, en den——”
-
-Here Uncle Remus paused and looked all around the room and up at the
-rafters. When he began again his voice was very solemn.
-
-——“Well, suh, dat creetur des fotch one swipe dis away, en ’n’er swipe
-dat away, en mos’ ’fo’ you kin wink yo’ eye-balls, Brer Wolf hide wuz
-mighty nigh teetotally tor’d off’n ’im. Atter dat de creetur sa’ntered
-off in de woods, en ’gun ter rub hisse’f on ’n’er tree.”
-
-“What kind of a creature was it, Uncle Remus?” asked the little boy.
-
-“Well, honey,” replied the old man in a confidential whisper, “hit
-wa’n’t nobody on de top-side er de yeth but ole Brer Wildcat.”
-
-
-
-
- UNCLE REMUS’S WONDER STORY
-
-
-There was one story that the little boy whom Uncle Remus delighted to
-entertain asked for with great regularity, perhaps because it has in it
-an element of witchcraft, and was as marvelous as it was absurd.
-Sometimes Uncle Remus pretended to resent this continued demand for the
-story, although he himself, like all the negroes, was very
-superstitious, and believed more or less in witches and witchcraft.
-
-“Dat same ole tale,” he would say. “Well! well! well! W’en is we gwine
-ter year de las’ un it? I done tole you dat tale so much dat it make my
-flesh crawl, kaze I des know dat some er deze yer lonesome nights I’ll
-be a-settin’ up yer by de fier atter you done gone. I’ll be a-settin’ up
-yer dreamin’ ’bout gwine ter bed, en sumpin’ ’n’er ’ll come a-clawin’ at
-de do’, en I’ll up en ax, ‘Who dat?’ En dey’ll up en ’spon’, ‘Lemme in.’
-En I’ll ondo de do’, en dat ole creetur’ll walk in, en dat’ll be de las’
-er po’ ole Remus’ En den w’en dat come ter pass, who gwine take time fer
-ter tell you tales? Dat w’at I like ter know.”
-
-The little boy, although he well knew that there were no witches, would
-treat this statement with gravity, as the story to him was as
-fascinating as one of the “Thousand and One Nights.”
-
-“Well, Uncle Remus,” he would say, “just tell it this time!” Whereupon
-the old negro, with the usual preliminary flourishes, began:
-
-“One time, ’way back yander, w’en de moon wuz lots bigger dan w’at she
-is now, dar wuz er ole Witch-Wolf livin’ ’way off in de swamp, en dish
-yer ole Witch-Wolf wuz up to ter all sorts er contrariness. Look like
-she wuz cross-ways wid de whole er creation. W’en she wa’n’t doin’
-devilment, she wuz studyin’ up devilment. She had a mighty way, de ole
-Witch-Wolf did, dat w’en she git hungry she’d change ’erse’f ter be a
-’oman. She could des shet ’er eye en smack ’er mouf, en stiddier bein’ a
-big black wolf, wid long claws en green eye-balls, she’d come ter be the
-likelies’ lookin’ gal dat you mos’ ever seed.
-
-“It seem like she love ter eat folks, but’fo’ she kin eat urn she hatter
-marry um; en w’en she take a notion, she des change ’erse’f ter be a
-likely lookin’ gal, en sails in en git married. Den w’en she do dat, she
-des take en change ’erse’f back ter be a wolf, en eat um up raw. Go whar
-you kin, en whar you mout, en yit I don’t ’speck you kin fin’ any wuss
-creetur dan w’at dis ole Witch-Wolf wuz.
-
-“Well, sir, at de same time w’en dis ole Witch-Wolf gwine on dis away,
-dey wuz a man livin’ in de neighborhood w’at she took a mighty notion
-fer ter marry. De man had lan’, but she ain’t want de lan’; de man had
-hosses, but she ain’t want de hosses; de man had cows, but she ain’t
-want de cows. She des nat’ally want de man hisse’f, kaze he mighty fat
-en nice.”
-
-“Did she want to marry him, Uncle Remus?” the little boy asked, as
-though the tale were true, as indeed it seemed to be while Uncle Remus
-was telling it and acting it.
-
-“Tooby sho’, honey! Dat ’zactly w’at she want. She want ter marry ’im,
-en eat ’im up. Well, den, w’en she git eve’ything good en ready, she des
-tuck ’n back ’er years, en bat ’er eyes, en smack ’er mouf, and dar she
-wuz—a likely young gal! She up en got ter de lookin’-glass, she did, en
-swinge ’er ha’r wid de curlin’-tongs, en tie ribbons on ’er cloze, en
-fix up ’er beau-ketchers. She look nice, fit ter kill, now. Den she tuck
-’n pass by de man house, en look back en snicker, en hol’ ’er head on
-one side, en sorter shake out ’er cloze, en put ’er han’ up fer ter see
-ef de ha’rpins in der place. She pass by dis away lots er times, en
-bimeby de man kotch a glimp’ un ’er; en no sooner is he do dis dan she
-wave her hankcher. De man he watch ’er en watch er, en bimeby, atter she
-kep’ on whippin’ by, he come out en hail ’er. En den she tuck ’n stop,
-en nibble at ’er fan en fumble wid ’er hankcher, en dey tuck ’n stan’
-dar, dey did, en pass de time er day. Atter dat de sun never riz en set
-widout she hol’ some confab wid de man; en ’t want long ’fo’ de man took
-a notion dat she de very gal fer a wife, w’at he bin a-huntin’ fer. Wid
-dat dey des got right down ter ole-fashion courtin’. Dey’d laugh, dey’d
-giggle, dey ’d’spute, dey’d pout. You ain’t never seen folks a-courtin’,
-is you, honey?”
-
-The little boy never had, and he said so.
-
-“Well, den,” Uncle Remus would continue, “you ain’t none de wuss off fer
-dat, kaze dey ain’t nuthin’ in de roun’ worl’ dat’ll turn yo’ stomach
-quicker. But dar dey wuz, en de ole Witch-Wolf make sho’ she wuz gwine
-ter git de man; let lone dat, de man he make sho’ he wuz gwine ter git
-de gal. Yit de man he belt back, en ef de Witch-Wolf hadn’t er bin
-afeard she’d drap de fat in de fier, she’d er des come right out en pop
-de question den en dar. But de man he helt back en helt back, en bimeby
-he say ter hisse’f, he did, dat he ’speck he better make some
-inquirements ’bout dis yer gal. Yit who sh’ll he go ter?
-
-“He study en study, en atter w’ile hit come ’cross he min’ dat he better
-go en ax ole Jedge Rabbit ’bout ’er, bein’ ez he bin livin’ ’roun’ dar a
-mighty long time.
-
-“Ole Jedge Rabbit,” Uncle Remus would explain, “done got ole in age en
-gray in de min’. He done sober up en settle down, en I let you know dey
-want many folks in dem diggin’s but w’at went ter ole Jedge Rabbit w’en
-dey git in trouble. So de man he went ter Jedge Rabbit house en rap at
-de do’. Jedge Rabbit, he ’low, he did, ‘Who dat?’
-
-“Man he up en ’spon’, ‘Hit’s me.’
-
-“Den Jedge Rabbit ’gin ter talk like one er deze yer town lawyers. He
-’low, he did, ‘Mighty short name fer grown man. Gimme de full
-entitlements.’
-
-“Man he gun um ter ’im, en den ole Jedge Rabbit open de do’ en let ’im
-in. Dey sot dar by de fier, dey did, twel bimeby’t want long ’fo’ de man
-’gun ter tell ’im ’bout dish yer great gal w’at he bin courtin’ ’long
-wid. Bimeby Jedge Rabbit ax ’im, sezee, ‘W’at dish yer great gal name?’
-
-“Man he ’low, ‘Mizzle-Mazzle,’
-
-“Jedge Rabbit look at de man sort er like he takin’ pity on ’im, en den
-he tuk he cane en make a mark in de ashes. Den he ax de man how ole is
-dish yer great gal. Man tol’ ’im. Jedge Rabbit make ’n’er mark in de
-ashes. Den he ax de man is she got cat eyes. Man sort er study ’bout
-dis, but he say he ’speck she is. Jedge Rabbit make ’n’er mark. Den he
-ax is ’er years peaked at de top. Man ’low he disremember, but he speck
-dey is. Jedge Rabbit make ’n’er mark in de ashes. Den he ax is she got
-yaller ha’r. Man say she is. Jedge Rabbit make ’n’er mark. Den he ax is
-’er toofs sharp. Man say dey is. Jedge Rabbit make ’n’er mark. Atter he
-done ax all dis, Jedge Rabbit got up, he did, en went ’cross de room ter
-de lookin’-glass. W’en he see hisse’f in dar, he tuck ’n shet one eye,
-_s-l-o-w_. Den he sot down en leant back in de cheer, en ’low, sezee:
-
-“‘I done had de idee in my head dat ole Mizzle-Mazzle done moof out ’n
-de country, en yit yer she is gallopin’ ’roun’ des ez natchul ez a dead
-pig in de sunshine!’
-
-“Man look ’stonish, but he ain’t say nuthin’. Jedge Rabbit keep on
-talkin’.
-
-“‘You ain’t never bin trouble’ wid no trouble yit, but ef you wan’ ter
-be trouble’ wid trouble dat’s double en thribble trouble, you des go en
-marry ole Mizzle-Mazzle,’ sezee. ‘You nee’nter b’lieve me less ’n you
-wan’ ter,’ sezee. ‘Des go ’long en marry ’er,’ sezee.
-
-“Man he look skeerd. He up en ’low, he did, ‘W’at de name er goodness I
-gwine do?’
-
-“Ole Jedge Rabbit look sollumcolly. ‘You got any cows?’ sezee.
-
-“Man say he got plenty un um.
-
-“‘Well, den,’ sez ole Jedge Rabbit, sezee, ‘ax ’er ef she kin keep
-house. She’ll say yasser. Ax ’er ef she kin cook. She’ll say yasser. Ax
-er ef she kin scour. She’ll say yasser. Ax ’er ef she kin wash cloze.
-She’ll say yasser. Ax ’er ef she kin milk de red cow. Den see w’at she
-say.’
-
-“Man, he ’low, he did, dat he mighty much erbleege ter ole Jedge Rabbit,
-en wid dat he make he bow en tuck he leaf. He went home, he did, en w’en
-he git dar, sho’ ’nuff dar wuz dish yer nice-lookin’ gal a pommynadin’
-up en down de road, en shakin’ ’er hankcher. Man, he hail ’er, he did,
-en ax ’er how she come on. She ’low she purty well, en how do he do. Man
-say he feelin’ sort er po’ly. Den she up en ax ’im w’at de matter. Man
-say he ’speck he feel po’ly kaze he so powerful lonesome. Den dish yer
-nice-lookin’ gal, she ax ’im w’at make he so powerful lonesome. Man he
-say he ’speck he so powerful lonesome kase he want ter marry.
-
-“Time de man come out so flat-footed ’bout marryin’, de gal, she ’gun
-ter work wid ’er fan, en chaw at ’er hankcher. Den, atter w’ile, she up
-en ax ’im who he wan’ ter marry. Man ’low he ain’t no ways ’tickler,
-kase he des want somebody fer ter take keer er de house w’en he gone, en
-fer ter set down by de fier, en keep ’im comp’ny w’en he at home. Den he
-up en ax de gal kin she keep house. De gal she ’low, ‘Yasser!’ Den he ax
-’er ef she kin cook. She ’low, ‘Yasser!’ Den he ax ’er ef she kin scour.
-She ’low, ‘Yasser!’ Den he ax ’er ef she kin wash cloze. She ’low,
-‘Yasser!’ Den he ax ’er ef she kin milk de red cow. Wid dat she flung up
-’er han’s, en fetched a squall dat make de man jump.
-
-“‘Law!’ sez she, ‘does you speck I’m a-gwine ter let dat cow hook me?’
-
-“Man, he say de cow des ez gentle ez a dog.
-
-“‘Does you speck I’m a-gwine ter let dat cow kick me crank-sided?’ sez
-she.
-
-“Man, he ’low, he did, dat de cow won’t kick, but dat ar gal she tuck ’n
-make mo’ skuses dan dey is frogs in de spring branch, but bimeby she say
-she kin try. But she ’low dat fus’ ’fo’ she try dat she’ll show ’im how
-she kin keep house. So the nex’ mornin’ yer she come, en I let you know
-she sailed in dar, en sot dat house ter rights ’fo’ some wimmen folks
-kin tun ’roun’. Man, he say, he did, dat she do dat mighty nice.
-
-“Nex’ day, de gal sot in en got dinner. Man say, he did, dat dey ain’t
-nobody w’at kin beat dat dinner. Nex’ day, she sot in en scoured, en she
-make that flo’ shine same ez a lookin’-glass. Man, he say dey ain’t
-nobody in dat neighborhoods kin beat dat scourin’. Nex’ day, she come
-fer ter milk de red cow, en de man, he ’low ter hisse’f, he did, dat he
-gwine ter see w’at make she don’t like ter milk dat cow.
-
-“De gal come, she did, en git de milk-piggin’, en scald it out, en den
-she start fer de cow-lot. Man, he crope ’long atter de gal fer ter watch
-’er. Gal went on, en w’en she come ter de lot dar wuz de red cow
-stan’in’ in de fence-cornder wallopin’ ’er cud. Gal, she sorter shuck de
-gate, she did, en holler, ‘Sook, cow! Sook, cow!’ Cow, she pearten up at
-dat, kaze she know w’en folks call ’er dat away, she gwine ter come in
-fer a bucket er slops.
-
-“She pearten up, de red cow did, en start todes de gate, but,
-gentermens! time she smell dat gal, she ’gun a blate like she smell
-blood, en paw’d de groun’ en shuck ’er head des like she fixin’ fer ter
-make fight. Man, he ’low ter hisse’f dat dish yer kinder business mighty
-kuse, en he keep on watchin’. Gal, she open de gate, but stiddier de cow
-makin’ fight, she ’gun ter buck. Gal, she say, ‘So, cow! so, cow, so!’
-but de cow she hist her tail in de elements, en run ’roun’ dat lot like
-de dogs wuz atter ’er. Gal, she foller on, en hit sorter look like she
-gwine ter git de cow hemmed up in a cornder, but de cow ain’t got no
-notion er dis, en bimeby she whirl en make a splunge at de gal, en ef de
-gal hadn’t er lipt de fence quick es she did de cow would er got ’er. Ez
-she lipt de fence, de man seed ’er foots, en, lo en beholes, dey wuz
-wolf foots! Man, he holler out:
-
-“‘You oughter w’ar shoes w’en you come a-milkin’ de red cow!’ en wid
-dat, de ole Witch-Wolf gun a twist, en fetched a yell, en made ’er
-disappearance in de elements.”
-
-Here Uncle Remus paused awhile. Then he shook his head, and exclaimed:
-
-“’T ain’t no use! Dey may fool folks, but cows knows wil’ creeturs by
-der smell.”
-
-
-
-
- THE RATTLESNAKE AND THE POLECAT
-
-
-“I lay ’t won’t be long,” said Uncle Remus, as the little boy drew his
-chair closer to the broad fireplace, “’fo’ I’ll hatter put on a backlog
-en pile’ up de chunks. Dem w’at gits up ’bout de crack er day like I
-does is mighty ap’ fer ter fin’ de a’r sorter fresh deze mornin’s. Fus’
-news you know old Jack Frost ’ll be a-blowin’ his horn out dar in de
-woods, en he ’ll blow it so hard dat he ’ll jar down de hick’ry-nuts, de
-scalybarks, de chinkapins, en de bullaces, en den ole Brer ’Possum will
-begin fer ter take his promenades, en ef I don’t ketch ’im hit ’ll be
-kaze I’m too stiff in my j’ints fer ter toiler ’long atter de dogs.
-
-“Dish yer kinder freshness in de a’r w’at make yo’ breff smoke w’en you
-blow it outen yo’ mouf,” continued Uncle Remus, “puts me in de min’ er
-de time w’en Brer Polecat wuz a-huntin’ fer a new house. De wedder wuz
-gittin’ kinder shivery, en Brer Polecat he sot out ter fin’ a good warm
-place whar he kin stay w’en de freeze come on.
-
-“He mozey ’long, Brer Polecat did, twel he come ter Brer Rattlesnake
-house, w’ich it wuz in a holler tree. Brer Polecat knock at de do’. Brer
-Rattlesnake ’low, ‘Who dat?’
-
-“Brer Polecat ’spon’, ‘Hit’s me; open de do’.’
-
-“Brer Rattlesnake say, ‘W’at you want?’
-
-“Brer Polecat say, ‘Hit mighty cool out yer.’
-
-“Brer Rattlesnake ’low, ‘Dat w’at I year folks say.’
-
-“Brer Polecat up en ’spon’, sezee, ‘Hit too col’ fer ter stan’ out yer.’
-
-“‘Dat w’at I year tell,’ says Brer Rattlesnake, sezee.
-
-“‘I wanter come in dar whar hit’s warm,’ says Brer Polecat, sezee.
-
-“Brer Rattlesnake ’low dat two in dat house would be a big crowd.
-
-“Brer Polecat say he got de name er bein’ a mighty good housekeeper.
-
-“Brer Rattlesnake say hit mighty easy fer anybody fer ter keep tother
-folks’ house.
-
-“Brer Polecat say he gwine come in anyhow.
-
-“Brer Rattlesnake ’low, ‘Dey ain’t no room in yer fer you.’
-
-“Brer Polecat laugh en say: ‘Shoo, Brer Rattlesnake! eve’ybody gives me
-room. I go ’long de road, I does, en meet Mr. Man. I walks right todes
-’im, en he bleege ter gi’ me room. I meet all de critturs, en dey bleege
-ter gi’ me room.’
-
-“Brer Rattlesnake say, ‘Dat w’at I year tell.’
-
-“Brer Polecat ’low, ‘Don’t you pester yo’se’f ’bout room. You des lemme
-git in dar whar you is, en _I’ll make room_!’
-
-“Wid dat Brer Rattlesnake shot de do’ er his house en sprung de latch,
-en atter so long a time Brer Polecat went pacin’ off some’rs else.”
-
-
-
-
- HOW THE BIRDS TALK
-
-
-Uncle Remus was not a “field hand”; that is to say, he was not required
-to plow and hoe and engage in the rough work on the plantation.
-
-It was his business to keep matters and things straight about the house,
-and to drive the carriage when necessary. He was the confidential family
-servant, his attitude and his actions showing that he considered himself
-a partner in the various interests of the plantation. He did no great
-amount of work, but he was never wholly idle. He tanned leather, he made
-shoes, he manufactured horse-collars, fish-baskets, foot-mats,
-scouring-mops, and ax-handles for sale; he had his own watermelon- and
-cotton-patches; he fed the hogs, looked after the cows and sheep, and,
-in short, was the busiest person on the plantation.
-
-He was reasonably vain of his importance, and the other negroes treated
-him with great consideration. They found it to their advantage to do so,
-for Uncle Remus was not without influence with his master and mistress.
-It would be difficult to describe, to the satisfaction of those not
-familiar with some of the developments of slavery in the South, the
-peculiar relations existing between Uncle Remus and his mistress, whom
-he called “Miss Sally.” He had taken care of her when she was a child,
-and he still regarded her as a child.
-
-He was dictatorial, overbearing and quarrelsome. These words do not
-describe Uncle Remus’s attitude, but no other words will do. Though he
-was dictatorial, overbearing and quarrelsome, he was not even grim.
-Beneath everything he said there was a current of respect and affection
-that was thoroughly understood and appreciated. All his quarrels with
-his mistress were about trifles, and his dictatorial bearing was
-inconsequential. The old man’s disputes with his “Miss Sally” were
-thoroughly amusing to his master, and the latter, when appealed to,
-generally gave a decision favorable to Uncle Remus.
-
-Perhaps an illustration of one of Uncle Remus’s quarrels will give a
-better idea than any attempt at description. Sometimes, after tea, Uncle
-Remus’s master would send the house-girl for him, under pretense of
-giving him orders for the next day, but really for the purpose of
-hearing him quarrel. The old man would usually enter the house by way of
-the dining-room, leaving his hat and his cane outside. He would then go
-to the sitting-room and announce his arrival, whereupon his master would
-tell him what particular work he wanted done, and then Uncle Remus would
-say, very humbly:
-
-“Miss Sally, you ain’t got no cold vittles, nor no piece er pie, nor
-nuthin’, layin’ ’roun’ yer, is you? Dat ar Tildy gal say you all have a
-mighty nice dinner ter-day.”
-
-“No, there’s nothing left. I gave the last to Rachel.”
-
-“Well, I dunner w’at business dat ar nigger got comin’ up yer eatin’
-Mars John out er house en home. I year tell she l’arnin’ how to cook, en
-goodness knows, ef eatin’ gwine ter make anybody cook good, she de bes’
-cook on dis hill.”
-
-“Well, she earns what she eats, and that’s more than I can say for some
-of the others.”
-
-“I lay ef ole miss’ wuz ’live, she ’d sen’ dat ar nigger ter de
-cotton-patch. She would, mon; she’d sen’ er dar a-whirlin’. Nigger w’at
-wrop up ’er ha’r wid a string ain’t never seed de day w’en dey kin go on
-de inside er ole miss’ kitchen, let ’lone mommuck up de vittles. Now, I
-boun’ you dat!”
-
-“Well, there’s nothing here for you, and if there was you wouldn’t get
-it.”
-
-“No, ’m, dat’s so. I done know dat long time ago. All day long, en half
-de night, hit ’s ‘Remus, come yer,’ en ‘Remus, go dar,’ ’ceppin’ w’en it
-’s eatin’-time, en w’en dat time come, dey ain’t nobody dast ter name de
-name er Remus. Dat Rachel nigger new ter de business, yet she mighty
-quick fer ter l’arn how ter tote off de vittles, en how ter make all de
-chillun on de place do ’er er’ns.”
-
-“John,” to her husband, “I put some cold potatoes for the children on
-the sideboard in the dining-room. Please see if they are still there.”
-
-“Nummine ’bout gittin’ up, Mars John. All de taters is dar. Old Remus
-ain’t never ’grudge w’at dem po’ little chillun gits. Let ’lone dat; dey
-comes down ter my house, en dey looks so puny en lonesome dat I ’vides
-my own vittles wid um. Goodness knows, I don’t ’grudge de po’ creeturs
-de little dey gits. Good-night, Mars John! Good-night, Miss Sally!”
-
-“Take the potatoes, Remus,” said Mars John.
-
-“I’m mighty much erbleege ter you,” said Uncle Remus, putting the
-potatoes in his pocket, “en thanky too; but I ain’t gwine ter have folks
-sayin’ dat ole Remus tuck ’n sneaked up yer en tuck de vittles out er
-deze yer chillun’s mouf, dat I ain’t.”
-
-The tone in which Uncle Remus would carry on his quarrels was
-inimitable, and he generally succeeded in having his way. He would
-sometimes quarrel with the little boy to whom he told the stories, but
-either by dint of coaxing, or by means of complete silence, the
-youngster usually managed to restore the old man’s equanimity.
-
-“Uncle Remus,” said the boy, “it ’s mighty funny that the birds and the
-animals don’t talk like they used to.”
-
-“Who say dey don’t?” the old man cried, with some show of indignation.
-“Who say dey don’t? Now, dat ’s des w’at I’d like ter know.”
-
-Uncle Remus’s manner implied that he was only waiting for the name of
-the malicious person to go out and brain him on the spot.
-
-“Well,” replied the child, “I often listened at them, but I never hear
-them say a word.”
-
-“Ah-yi!” exclaimed Uncle Remus, in a tone of exultation; “dat’s diffunt.
-Now, dat’s diffunt. De creeturs talk des ’bout like dey allus did, but
-folks ain’t smart ez dey used ter wuz. You kin year de creeturs talkin’,
-but you dunner w’at dey say. Yit I boun’ you ef I wuz ter pick you up,
-en set you down in de middle er de Two-Mile Swamp, you’d year talkin’
-all night long.”
-
-The little boy shivered at the suggestion.
-
-“Uncle Remus, who talks out there in the swamp?”
-
-“All de creeturs, honey, all de creeturs. Mo’ speshually ole man Owl, en
-all he famberly connexion.”
-
-“Have you ever heard them, Uncle Remus?”
-
-“Many’s en many’s de time, honey. W’en I gits lonesome wid folks, I des
-up en takes down my walkin’ cane, I does, en I goes off dar whar I kin
-year um, en I sets dar en feels dez es familious ez w’en I’m a-settin’
-yer jawin’ ’long er you.”
-
-“What do they say, Uncle Remus?”
-
-“It seems like ter me,” said the old man, frowning, as if attempting to
-recall familiar names, “dat one er um name Billy Big-Eye, en t’er one
-name Tommy Long-Wing. One er um sets in a poplar-tree on one side er de
-swamp, en t’er one sets in a pine on t’er side,” Uncle Remus went on, as
-the child went a little closer to him. “W’en night come, good en dark,
-Billy Big-Eye sorter cle’r up he th’oat en ’low:
-
-“‘_Tom!_ Tommy _Long_-Wing! _Tom!_ Tommy _Long_-Wing!’”
-
-Uncle Remus allowed his voice to rise and fall, giving it a far-away but
-portentous sound, the intonation being a weirdly-exact imitation of the
-hooting of a large swamp-owl. The italicized words will give a faint
-idea of this intonation.
-
-“Den,” Uncle Remus went on, “ole Tommy Long-Wing he’d wake up en holler
-back:
-
-“‘_Who_—who dat a-_call_in’? _Who_—who dat a-_call_in’?’
-
-“‘_Bill_—Billy _Big_-Eye! _Bill_—Billy _Big_-Eye!’
-
-“‘_Whyn’t_ you come _down_—come _down_ ter _my_ house?’
-
-“‘I _coodn’t_—I _coodn’t_ come down to _yo’_ house!’
-
-“‘_Tom_—Tommy _Long_-Wing! Why _coodn’t_ you?’
-
-“‘Had _coom_penny, _Bill_—Billy _Big_-Eye! Had _coom_penny!’
-
-“‘_Who_—who wuz de _coom_penny?’
-
-“‘_Heel_ Tap ’n _his_ wife, _Deel_ Tap ’n _his_ wife, en I don’t know
-_who_-all, _who_-all, _who_-all!’
-
-“Ez ter Heel Tap en Deel Tap,” Uncle Remus continued, noticing a puzzled
-expression on the child’s face, “I dunno ez I ever bin know anybody
-edzackly wid dat name. Some say dat’s de name er de Peckerwoods en de
-Yallerhammers, but I speck w’en we git at de straight un it, dey er all
-in de Owl famberly.”
-
-“Who heard them talking that way, Uncle Remus?” asked the little boy.
-
-[Illustration: BILLY BIG-EYE AND TOMMY LONG-WING.]
-
-“Goodness en de gracious, honey!” exclaimed Uncle Remus, “you don’t
-’speckt er ole nigger like I is fer ter note all deze yer folks’ name in
-he head, does you? S’pose’n de folks w’at year um done gone and move
-off, w’at good it gwine do you fer ter git der name? S’pose’n dey wuz
-settin’ right yer ’long side er you, w’at good dat gwine do? De trufe’s
-de trufe, en folks’ name ain’t gwine make it no trufer. Yit w’en it come
-ter dat, I kin go ter de do’ dar, en fetch a whoop, en fin’ you lots er
-niggars w’at done bin year dat Owl famberly gwine on in de swamp dar. En
-you ne’en ter go no fudder dan Becky’s Bill, nudder. W’en dat niggar wuz
-growin’ up, he went frolickin’ ’roun’, en one night he come froo de
-Two-Mile Swamp.
-
-“He come froo dar,” Uncle Remus went on, emphasizing the seriousness of
-the situation by a severe frown, “des ez soople in de min’ ez w’at you
-is dis blessid minnit. He come ’long, he did, en de fus’ news you know a
-great big ole owl flew’d up in a tree en snap he bill des like somebody
-crackin’ a whip. Becky’s Bill make like he ain’t take no notice, but he
-sorter men’ he gait. Present’y, ole Mr. Owl flew’d up in ’n’er tree
-little ways ahead, en smack he mouf. Den he holler out:
-
-“‘_Who_ cooks—_who_ cooks—_who_ cooks fer _you_-all?’
-
-“Becky’s Bill move on—he make like he ain’t year nothing. Ole Mr. Owl
-holler out:
-
-“‘_Who_ cooks—_who_ cooks—who _cooks_ fer _you_-all?’
-
-“By dat time Becky’s Bill done git sorter skeerd, en he stop en say:
-
-“‘Well, sir, endurin’ er de week, mammy, she cooks, but on Sundays, en
-mo’ speshually ef dey got comp’ny, den ole Aunt Dicey, she cooks.’
-
-“Ole Mr. Owl, he ruffle up he fedders, he did, en smack he mouf, en look
-down at Becky’s Bill, en ’low:
-
-“‘_Who_ cooks—_who_ cooks—_who_ cooks fer _you_-all?’
-
-“Becky’s Bill, he take off he hat, he did, en ’low, sezee:
-
-“‘Well, sir, hit’s des like I tell you. Mo’ inginer’lly endurin’ er de
-week, mammy, she cooks, but on Sundays, mo’ speshually w’en dey got
-comp’ny, ole Aunt Dicey, she cooks.’
-
-“Ole Mr. Owl, he keep axin’, en Becky’s Bill keep on tellin’ twel,
-bimeby, Becky’s Bill, he got skeerd, en tired, en mad, en den he le’pt
-out fum dar en he run home like a quarter-hoss; en now ef you git ’im in
-dat swamp you got ter go ’long wid ’im.”
-
-The little boy sat and gazed in the fire after Uncle Remus had paused.
-He evidently had no more questions to ask. After a while the old man
-resumed:
-
-“But ’t ain’t des de owls dat kin talk. I des want you ter git up in de
-mornin’ en lissen at de chickens. I kin set right yer en tell you des
-zackly w’at you ’ll year um say.”
-
-The little boy laughed, and Uncle Remus looked up into the rafters to
-hide a responsive smile.
-
-“De old Dominicker Hen, she ’ll fly off’n ’er nes’ in de hoss-trough, en
-squall out:
-
-“‘_Aigs_ I _lay_ eve’y _day_ en yer dey _come_ en _take_ um _’way_! I
-_lay_, I _lay_, I _lay_, en yit I hatter go _bare_-footed,
-_bare_-footed, _bare_-footed! Ef I _lay_, en lay twel _dooms_day, I know
-I’ll hatter go _bare_-footed, _bare_-footed, _bare-_footed!’”
-
-Uncle Remus managed to emphasize certain words so as to give a laughably
-accurate imitation of a cackling hen. He went on:
-
-“Now, den, w’en de rooster year de Dominicker Hen a-cacklin’, I boun’
-you he gwine ter jine in. He’ll up en say, sezee:
-
-“‘Yo’ foot so _big_, yo’ foot so _wide_, yo’ foot so _long_. I can’t git
-a shoe _ter_-fit-it, _ter_-fit-it, _ter_-fit-it!’
-
-“En den dar dey ’ll have it, up en down, qua’llin’ des like sho’-nuff
-folks.”
-
-The little boy waited for Uncle Remus to go on, but the old man was
-done. He leaned back in his chair and began to hum a tune.
-
-After a while the youngster said:
-
-“Uncle Remus, you know you told me that you’d sing me a song every time
-I brought you a piece of cake.”
-
-“I ’speckt I did, honey—I ’speckt I did. Ole ez I is, I got a mighty
-sweet toofe. Yit I ain’t see no cake dis night.”
-
-“Here it is,” said the child, taking a package from his pocket.
-
-“Yasser!” exclaimed the old man, with a chuckle, “dar she is! En all
-wrop up, in de bargain. I ’m mighty glad you helt ’er back, honey, kaze
-now I can take dat cake en chune up wid ’er en sing you one er dem
-ole-time songs, en folks gwine by ’ll say we er kyar’n on a
-camp-meetin’.”
-
-
-
-
- THE FOOLISH WOMAN
-
-
-“W’en you see dese yer niggers w’at wrop de ha’r wid a string,” said
-Uncle Remus to the little boy one day, apropos of nothing in particular
-except his own prejudices, “you des keep yo’ eye on um. You des watch
-um, kaze ef you don’t dey’ll take en trip you up—dey will dat, dez ez
-sho’ ez de worl’. En ef you don’t b’lieve me, you kin des’ ax yo’ mammy.
-Many’s en many’s de time is Miss Sally driv niggers out ’n de big house
-yard kaze dey got der ha’r wrop up wid a string. I bin lookin’ en
-peepin’, en lis’nin’ en eavesdrappin’ in dese low groun’s a mighty long
-time, en I ain’t ne’er sot eyes on no nigger w’at wrop der ha’r wid a
-string but w’at dey wuz de meanes’ kind er nigger. En if you ax anybody
-w’at know ’bout niggers dey’ll tell you de same.”
-
-“But, Uncle Remus,” said the little boy protestingly, “doesn’t Aunt
-Tempy wrap her hair with a string?”
-
-“Who? Sis Tempy? Shoo!” exclaimed the old man scornfully. “Why, whar yo’
-eyes, honey? Nex’ time you see Sis Tempy, you take en look at ’er right
-close, en ef ’er ha’r ain’t platted den I’m a Chinee. Now, dat’s what!”
-
-“Well, they don’t bother me,” said the little boy.
-
-“Dat dey don’t!” exclaimed Uncle Remus enthusiastically. “Dey don’t dast
-ter, kaze dey know ef dey do, dey’ll have old Remus atter um, en mean ez
-dey is, dey know hit ain’t gwine ter do ter git de ole nigger atter um.
-
-“Hit seem like ter me dat one time I year a mighty funny tale ’bout one
-er deze yer niggers w’at wrop der ha’r wid a string, but I speck it mos’
-too late fer ter start in fer ter tell a tale—kaze present’y you’ll be
-a-settin’ up dar in dat cheer dar fas’ ’sleep, en I’m a-gittin’ too ole
-en stiff fer ter be totin’ you roun’ yer like you wuz a sack er bran.”
-
-“Oh, I’m not sleepy, Uncle Remus,” the little boy exclaimed. “Please
-tell me the story.”
-
-The old man stirred the embers with the end of his cane, and seemed to
-be in a very solemn mood. Presently he said:
-
-“’T ain’t so mighty much of a tale, yit it ’ll do fer ter go ter bed on.
-One time dey wuz a nigger man w’at tuck ’n married a nigger ’oman, en
-dish yer nigger ’oman kep’ ’er h’ar wrop up wid a string night en day.
-Dey married, en dey went home ter housekeepin’. Dey got um some pots, en
-dey got um some kittles, en dey got um some pans, en dey got um some
-dishes, en dey start in, dey did, des like folks does w’en dey gwine ter
-stay at home.
-
-“Dey rocked on, dey did,” said Uncle Remus, scratching his head with
-some earnestness, “en it seem like dey wuz havin’ a mighty good time;
-but one day w’en dish yer nigger man wuz gone ter town atter some
-vittles, the nigger ’oman she ’gun ter git fretted. Co’se, honey, you
-dunner how de wimmen folks goes on, but I boun’ you’ll know ’fo’ you
-gits ez ole en ez crippled up in de j’ints ez w’at I is. Well, dish yer
-nigger ’oman, she ’gun ter fret en ter worry, en bimeby she got right
-down mad.”
-
-“But what did she get mad about, Uncle Remus?” the little boy asked.
-
-“Well, sir,” said the old man condescendingly, “I’ll up en tell you. She
-wuz des like yuther wimmen folks, en she got fretted kase de days wuz
-long en de wedder hot. She got mad en she stayed mad. Eve’y time she
-walked ’cross de flo’ de dishes ud rattle in de cubberd, en de mo’ she’d
-fix um de wuss dey’d rattle. Co’se, dis make ’er lots madder dan w’at
-she wuz at fust, en bimeby she tuck ’n holler out:
-
-“‘W’at make you rattle?’
-
-“Dishes dey keep on a-rattlin’.
-
-“‘What make you rattle so? I ain’t gwine ter have no rattlin’ ’roun’
-yer!’
-
-“Dishes dey keep on a-rattlin’ en a-rattlin’. De ’oman she holler out:
-
-“‘Who you rattlin’ at? I ’m de mistiss er dis house. I ain’t gwine ter
-have none er yo’ rattlin’ ’roun’ yer!’
-
-“Dishes dey rattle en rattle. De ’oman, she holler out:
-
-“‘Stop dat rattlin’. I ain’t gwine ter have you sassin’ back at me dat
-way. I ’m de mistiss er dis house!’
-
-“Den she walked up en down, en eve’y time she do dat de dishes dey
-rattle wuss en wuss. Den she holler out:
-
-“‘Stop dat sassin’ at me, I tell you! I’m de mistiss in dis house!’
-
-“Yit de dishes keep on rattlin’ en shakin’, en bimeby de ’oman run ter
-de cubberd, she did, en grab de dishes en fling um out in de yard, en no
-sooner’s she do dis dan dey wuz busted all ter flinders.
-
-“I tell you w’at, mon,” said Uncle Remus, after pausing a moment to see
-how this proceeding had affected the little boy. “I tell you w’at, mon,
-wimmen folks is mighty kuse. Dey is dat, des ez sho’ ez de worl’. Bimeby
-de nigger man come home, en w’en he see all de dishes broke up he wuz
-’stonish’, but he ain’t say nuthin’. He des look up at de sun fer ter
-see w’at time it is, en feel er hisse’f fer ter see ef he well. Den he
-up ’n holler:
-
-“‘Ole ’oman, yer some fish w’at I bring you. I speck you better clean um
-fer dinner.’ De ’oman, she ’low:
-
-“‘Lay um down dar.’ De man, he tuck en lay um down en draw’d a bucket er
-water out er de well.
-
-“Den, bimeby, de ’oman, she come out en start ter clean de fish. She
-pick um up, she did, en start ter scrape de scales off, but she sees der
-eyes wide open, en she ’low:
-
-“‘Shet dem eyes! Don’t you be a-lookin’ at me!’
-
-“Fish, dey keep on a-lookin’. ’Oman, she holler out:
-
-“‘Shet up dem eyes, I tell you! I ’m de mistiss er dish yer house!’
-
-“Fish, dey keep der eyes wide open. ’Oman, she squall out:
-
-“‘Shet dem eyes, you impident villyuns! I’m de mistiss in dish yer
-house!’
-
-“Fish, dey helt der eyes wide open, en den de ’oman tuck en flung um in
-de well.”
-
-“And then what?” asked the little boy, as Uncle Remus paused.
-
-“Ah, Lord, honey! You too hard fer me now. De ’oman tuck ’n ’stroy de
-dishes, en den she flung de fishes in de well, en dey des nat’ally ruint
-de well. I dunner w’at de man say, but ef he wuz like de balance un um,
-he des sot down en lit his pipe, en tuck a smoke en den lit out fer bed.
-Dat’s de way men folks does, en ef you don’t b’lieve me yo kin ax yo’
-pa, but fer de Lord’s sake don’t ax ’im whar Miss Sally kin year you,
-kaze den she’ll light on me, en mo’ ’n dat, she won’t save me no mo’
-col’ vittles.”
-
-
-
-
- THE ADVENTURES OF SIMON AND SUSANNA[1]
-
-
-Footnote 1:
-
- It may be of interest to those who approach Folk-Lore stories from the
- scientific side, to know that this story was told to one of my little
- boys three years ago by a negro named John Holder. I have since found
- a variant (or perhaps the original) in Theal’s “Kaffir Folk-Lore.”
-
-“I got one tale on my min’,” said Uncle Remus to the little boy one
-night. “I got one tale on my min’ dat I ain’t ne’er tell you; I dunner
-how come; I speck it des kaze I git mixt up in my idees. Deze is busy
-times, mon, en de mo’ you does de mo’ you hatter do, en w’en dat de
-case, it ain’t ter be ’spected dat one ole broke-down nigger kin ’member
-’bout eve’ything.”
-
-“What is the story, Uncle Remus?” the little boy asked.
-
-“Well, honey,” said the old man, wiping his spectacles, “hit sorter run
-dis away: One time dey wuz a man w’at had a mighty likely daughter.”
-
-“Was he a white man or a black man?” the little boy asked.
-
-“I ’clar’ ter gracious, honey!” exclaimed the old man, “you er pushin’
-me mos’ too close. Fer all I kin tell you, de man mout er bin ez w’ite
-ez de driven snow, er he mout er bin de blackes’ Affi’kin er de whole
-kit en bilin’. I’m des tellin’ you de tale, en you kin take en take de
-man en w’itewash ’im, er you kin black ’im up des ez you please. Dat’s
-de way I looks at it.
-
-“Well, one time dey wuz a man, en dish yer man he had a mighty likely
-daughter. She wuz so purty dat she had mo’ beaus dan w’at you got
-fingers en toes. But de gal daddy, he got his spishuns ’bout all un um,
-en he won’t let um come ’roun’ de house. But dey kep’ on pesterin’ ’im
-so, dat bimeby he give word out dat de man w’at kin clear up six acres
-er lan’ en roll up de logs, en pile up de bresh in one day, dat man kin
-marry his daughter.
-
-“In co’se, dis look like it unpossible, en all de beaus drap off
-’ceppin’ one, en he wuz a great big strappin’ chap w’at look like he kin
-knock a steer down. Dis chap he wuz name Simon, en de gal, she wuz name
-Susanna. Simon, he love Susanna, en Susanna, she love Simon, en dar it
-went.
-
-“Well, sir, Simon, he went ter de gal daddy, he did, en he say dat ef
-anybody kin clear up dat lan’, he de one kin do it, least’ways he say he
-gwine try mighty hard. De ole man, he grin en rub his han’s terge’er, he
-did, en tole Simon ter start in in de mornin’. Susanna, she makes out
-she wuz fixin’ sumpin in de cubberd, but she tuck ’n kiss ’er han’ at
-Simon, en nod ’er head. Dis all Simon want, en he went out er dar des ez
-happy ez a jay-bird atter he done robbed a sparrer-nes’.
-
-“Now, den,” Uncle Remus continued, settling himself more comfortably in
-his chair, “dish yer man wuz a witch.”
-
-“Why, I thought a witch was a woman,” said the little boy.
-
-The old man frowned and looked into the fire.
-
-“Well, sir,” he remarked with some emphasis, “ef you er gwine ter tu’n
-de man inter a ’oman, den dey won’t be no tale, kaze dey’s bleege ter be
-a man right dar whar I put dis un. Hit ’s des like I tole you ’bout de
-color er de man. Black ’im er whitewash ’im des ez you please, en ef you
-want ter put a frock on ’im ter boot, hit ain’t none er my business; but
-I’m gwine ter’low he wuz a man ef it’s de las’ ac’.”
-
-The little boy remained silent, and Uncle Remus went on:
-
-“Now, den, dish yer man was a witch. He could cunjer folks, mo’
-’speshually dem folks w’at ain’t got no rabbit foot. He bin at his
-cunjerments so long, dat Susanna done learn mos’ all his tricks. So de
-nex’ mornin’ w’en Simon come by de house fer ter borry de ax, Susanna
-she run en got it fer ’im. She got it, she did, en den she sprinkles
-some black san’ on it, en say, ‘Ax, cut; cut, ax.’ Den she rub ’er ha’r
-’cross it, en give it ter Simon. He tuck de ax, he did, en den Susanna
-say:
-
-“‘Go down by de branch, git sev’n w’ite pebbles, put um in dis little
-cloth bag, en whenever you want the ax ter cut, shake um up.’
-
-“Simon, he went off in de woods, en started in ter clearin’ up de six
-acres. Well, sir, dem pebbles en dat ax, dey done de work—dey did dat.
-Simon could ’a’ bin done by de time de dinner-horn blowed, but he hung
-back kaze he ain’t want de man fer ter know dat he doin’ it by
-cunjerments.
-
-“W’en he shuck de pebbles de ax ’ud cut, en de trees ’ud fall, en de
-lim’s ’ud drap off, en de logs ’ud roll up terge’er, en de bresh ’ud
-pile itself up. Hit went on dis away twel by de time it wuz two hours b’
-sun, de whole six acres wuz done cleaned up.
-
-“’Bout dat time de man come ’roun’, he did, fer ter see how de work
-gittin’ on, en, mon! he wuz ’stonish’. He ain’t know w’at ter do er say.
-He ain’t want ter give up his daughter, en yit he ain’t know how ter git
-out ’n it. He walk ’roun’ en ’roun’, en study, en study, en study how he
-gwine rue de bargain. At las’ he walk up ter Simon, he did, en he say:
-
-[Illustration: SIMON SHAKES THE PEBBLES.]
-
-“‘Look like you sort er forehanded wid your work.’
-
-“Simon, he ’low: ‘Yasser, w’en I starts in on a job I’m mighty restless
-twel I gits it done. Some er dis timber is rough en tough, but I bin had
-wuss jobs dan dis in my time.’
-
-“De man say ter hisse’f: ‘W’at kind er folks is dis chap?’ Den he say
-out loud: ‘Well, sence you er so spry, dey’s two mo’ acres ’cross de
-branch dar. Ef you’ll clear dem up ’fo’ supper you kin come up ter de
-house en git de gal.’
-
-“Simon sorter scratch his head, kaze he dunner whedder de pebbles gwine
-ter hol’ out, yit he put on a bol’ front en he tell de man dat he’ll go
-’cross dar en clean up de two acres soon ez he res’ a little.
-
-“De man he went off home, en soon ’s he git out er sight, Simon went
-’cross de branch en shook de pebbles at de two acres er woods, en ’t
-want no time skacely ’fo’ de trees wuz all cut down en pile up.
-
-“De man, he went home, he did, en call up Susanna, en say:
-
-“‘Daughter, dat man look like he gwine git you, sho’.’
-
-“Susanna, she hang ’er head, en look like she fretted, en den she say
-she don’t keer nuthin’ fer Simon, nohow.”
-
-“Why, I thought she wanted to marry him,” said the little boy.
-
-“Well, honey, w’en you git growed up, en git whiskers on yo’ chin, en
-den atter de whiskers git gray like mine, you’ll fin’ out sump’n ’n’er
-’bout de wimmin folks. Dey ain’t ne’er say ’zackly w’at dey mean, none
-er um, mo’ ’speshually w’en dey er gwine on ’bout gittin’ married.
-
-“Now, dar wuz dat gal Susanna what I ’m a-tellin’ you ’bout. She mighty
-nigh ’stracted ’bout Simon, en yit she make ’er daddy b’lieve dat she
-’spize ’im. I ain’t blamin’ Susanna,” Uncle Remus went on with a
-judicial air, “kase she know dat ’er daddy wuz a witch en a mighty mean
-one in de bargain.
-
-“Well, atter Susanna done make ’er daddy b’lieve dat she ain’t keerin’
-nothin’ ’t all ’bout Simon, he ’gun ter set his traps en fix his tricks.
-He up ’n tell Susanna dat atter ’er en Simon git married dey mus’ go
-upsta’rs in de front room, en den he tell ’er dat she mus’ make Simon go
-ter bed fus’. Den de man went upsta’rs en tuck ’n tuck all de slats
-out’n de bedstid ceppin one at de head en one at de foot. Atter dat he
-tuck ’n put some foot-valances ’roun’ de bottom er de bed—des like dem
-w’at you bin see on yo’ gran’ma bed. Den he tuck ’n sawed out de floor
-und’ de bed, en dar wuz de trap all ready.
-
-“Well, sir, Simon come up ter de house, en de man make like he mighty
-glad fer ter see ’im, but Susanna, she look like she mighty shy. No
-matter ’bout dat; atter supper Simon en Susanna got married. Hit ain’t
-in de tale wedder dey sont fer a preacher er wedder dey wuz a squire
-browsin’ ’roun’ in de neighborhoods, but dey had cake wid reezins in it,
-en some er dish yer silly-bug w’at got mo’ foam in it dan dey is dram,
-en dey had a mighty happy time.
-
-“W’en bedtime come, Simon en Susanna went upsta’rs, en w’en dey got in
-de room, Susanna kotch ’im by de han’, en helt up her finger. Den she
-whisper en tell ’im dat ef dey don’t run away fum dar dey bofe gwine ter
-be kilt. Simon ax ’er how come, en she say dat ’er daddy want ter kill
-’im kase he sech a nice man. Dis make Simon grin; yit he wuz sorter
-restless ’bout gittin’ ’way fum dar. But Susanna, she say wait. She say:
-
-“‘Pick up yo’ hat en button up yo’ coat. Now, den, take dat stick er
-wood dar en hol’ it ’bove yo’ head.’
-
-“W’iles he stan’in’ dar, Susanna got a hen egg out ’n a basket, den she
-got a meal-bag, en a skillet. She ’low:
-
-“‘Now, den, drap de wood on de bed.’
-
-“Simon done des like she say, en time de wood struck de bed de tick en
-de mattruss went a-tumblin’ thoo de floor. Den Susanna tuck Simon by de
-han’ en dey run out de back way ez hard ez dey kin go.
-
-“De man, he wuz down dar waitin’ fer de bed ter drap. He had a big long
-knife in he han’, en time de bed drapped, he lit on it, he did, en
-stobbed it scan’lous. He des natchully ripped de tick up, en w’en he
-look, bless gracious, dey ain’t no Simon dar. I lay dat man wuz mad den.
-He snorted ’roun’ dar twel blue smoke come out’n his nose, en his eye
-look red like varmint eye in de dark. Den he run upsta’rs en dey ain’t
-no Simon dar, en nudder wuz dey any Susanna.
-
-“Gentermens! den he git madder. He rush out, he did, en look ’roun’, en
-’way off yander he see Simon en Susanna des a-runnin’, en a-holdin’ one
-nudder’s han’.”
-
-“Why, Uncle Remus,” said the little boy, “I thought you said it was
-night?”
-
-“Dat w’at I said, honey, en I ’ll stan’ by it. Yit, how many times dis
-blessed night is I got ter tell you dat de man wuz a witch? En bein’ a
-witch, co’se he kin see in de dark.
-
-“Well, dish yer witch-man, he look off en he see Simon en Susanna
-runnin’ ez hard ez dey kin. He put out atter um, he did, wid his knife
-in his han’, an’ he kep’ on a gainin’ on um. Bimeby, he got so close dat
-Susanna say ter Simon:
-
-“‘Fling down yo’ coat.’
-
-“Time de coat tech de groun’, a big thick woods sprung up whar it fell.
-But de man, he cut his way thoo it wid de knife, en kep’ on a-pursuin’
-atter um.
-
-“Bimeby, he got so close dat Susanna drap de egg on de groun’, en time
-it fell a big fog riz up fum de groun’, en a little mo’ en de man would
-a got los’. But atter so long a time fog got blowed away by de win’, en
-de man kep’ on a-pursuin’ atter um.
-
-“Bimeby, he got so close dat Susanna drap de meal-sack, en a great big
-pon’ er water kivered de groun’ whar it fell. De man wuz in sech a big
-hurry dat he tried ter drink it dry, but he ain’t kin do dis, so he sot
-on de bank en blow’d on de water wid he hot breff, en atter so long a
-time de water made hits disappearance, en den he kep’ on atter um.
-
-“Simon en Susanna wuz des a-runnin’, but run ez dey would, de man kep’
-a-gainin’ on um, en he got so close dat Susanna drapped de skillet. Den
-a big bank er darkness fell down, en de man ain’t know which away ter
-go. But atter so long a time de darkness lif’ up, en de man kep’ on
-a-pursuin’ atter um. Mon, he made up fer los’ time, en he got so close
-dat Susanna say ter Simon:
-
-“‘Drap a pebble.’
-
-“Time Simon do dis a high hill riz up, but de man clum it en kep’ on
-atter um. Den Susanna say ter Simon:
-
-“‘Drap nudder pebble.’
-
-“Time Simon drap de pebble, a high mountain growed up, but de man
-crawled up it en kep’ on atter um. Den Susanna say:
-
-“‘Drap de bigges’ pebble.’
-
-“No sooner is he drap it dan a big rock wall riz up, en hit wuz so high
-dat de witch-man can’t git over. He run up en down, but he can’t find no
-end, en den, atter so long a time, he turn ’roun’ en go home.
-
-“On de yuther side er dis high wall, Susanna tuck Simon by de han’, en
-say:
-
-“‘Now we kin res’.’
-
-“En I reckon,” said the old man slyly, “dat we all better res’.”
-
-
-
-
- BROTHER RABBIT AND THE GINGERCAKES.
-
-
-“Now, I des tell you w’at, honey,” said Uncle Remus to the little boy,
-“if you wan’ ter year dish yer tale right straight thro’, widout any
-balkin’ er stallin’, you’ll des hatter quit makin’ any fuss. Kaze w’en
-der’s any fuss gwine on hit mos’ allers inginner’lly gits me mixt up, en
-w’en I gits mixt up I ain’t wuth nuthin’ ’t all skacely fer tellin’ a
-tale, en ef you don’t b’lieve me, you may des ax some er my blood kin.
-Now, den, you des set right whar you is en stop you behavishness. Kaze
-de fus’ time you wink loud, you got ter git right up on de bed-pos’ dar
-en ride straddle.
-
-“So, den! Well, one time Brer Mink en Brer Coon en Brer Polecat all live
-terge’er in de same settlement. Let ’lone dat, dey live in de same
-house, en de house w’at dey live in wuz made in de resemble uv a great
-big holler log. In dem days, Brer Polecat wuz de king er de creeturs
-w’at run ’bout atter dark, en you better make up yo’ min’ dat he made um
-stan’ ’roun’ might’ly.”
-
-“Why, Uncle Remus,” said the little boy, “I thought Brother Rabbit—”
-
-“Well, de goodness en de gracious! ain’t I ax you fer ter please ma’am
-don’t make no fuss? Kaze I know mighty well Brer Rabbit use ter be de
-slickes’ en de suples’, but dey ’bleege ter be a change, kase ’t ain’t
-in natur’ fer de ’t’er creeturs not ter kotch on ter his ins en his
-outs, en I speck dat de time w’en dey fin’ ’im out is de time w’en ole
-Brer Polecat got ter be de king er de creeturs—dat’s what I speck.
-
-“But no matter ’bout dat—by hook er by crook, Brer Polecat come ter be
-de king er de creeturs, en w’en he come ter be dat dey’d all er um go a
-long ways out er de way fer ter take off der hats en bow der howdies,
-dey would, en some un um would tag atter ’im, en laugh eve’y time Brer
-Polecat laughed, en grin eve’y time he grinned.
-
-“W’iles dish yer wuz gwine on Brer Rabbit wuz in de crowd, en he wuz des
-ez big a man ez any er um, en I dunner ef he want de bigges’. Well, Brer
-Rabbit he move en secondary[2] dat bein’ ez how Brer Polecat wuz sech a
-nice king dey oughter pass a law dat eve’y time de yuther creeturs meet
-um in de road dey mus’ shet der eyes en hol’ der nose. Some er um say
-dey don’t min’ holdin’ der nose, but dey don’t like dish yer way er
-shettin’ der eyes, kaze dey mout run up agin a tree, er stick a brier in
-der foot; but Brer Rabbit, he up en ’low, he did, dat ’t wuz des ’bout
-ez little ez dey kin do ter shet der eye en hol’ der nose w’en dey git
-war sech a nice king is, en so dey all hatter come ’roun’.
-
-Footnote 2:
-
- Moved and seconded.
-
-“De nex’ day atter all dis happen, Brer Rabbit he come by de house whar
-ole King Polecat live ’long wid Brer Coon en Brer Mink. Brer Coon he wuz
-a great han’ fer ter bake gingercake. Fur en wide de folks knowd ’bout
-Brer Coon gingercakes, en dey couldn’t be no camp-meetin’ ’roun’ in dem
-diggin’s, but w’at he wuz hangin’ on de aidges sellin’ his gingercakes
-en his ’simmon beer; en it seem like eve’y time Brer Rabbit see Brer
-Coon dat he whirl right in en git hongry fer gingercakes.
-
-“So de nex’ day after dey done fix it all up ’bout ole King Polecat,
-Brer Rabbit he come sailin’ by Brer Coon’s house, en he ax ’im ef he got
-any gingercakes fer ter sell. Brer Coon ’low, he did, dat he got um des
-ez fine ez fine kin be, en Brer Rabbit say he b’lieve he’ll buy some, en
-wid dat he run his han’ in his pocket, he did, en pull out de change en
-bought ’im a great big stack er gingercakes.
-
-“Den he tuck ’n ax Brer Coon ef he won’t keep his eye on de gingercakes
-wiles he go git some gyarlic fer to eat wid um. Brer Coon ’low he’ll
-take keer un um de bes’ w’at he kin. Brer Rabbit rush off, en des ’bout
-dat time ole King Polecat come in sight. In de accordance er de rules,
-soon ez Brer Coon see ole King Polecat he mus’ shet he eye en hol’ he
-nose; and w’iles Brer Coon doin’ dis, ole King Polecat walk up, he did,
-en grab de gingercakes en make off wid um. Co’se, w’en Brer Rabbit come
-lippitin’ back, he hunt fer he gingercakes, but he can’t fine um nowhar.
-Den he holler out:
-
-“‘My goodness, Brer Coon! Whar my gingercakes?’
-
-“All Brer Coon kin say is dat he ain’t see nobody take de gingercakes.
-Brer Rabbit ’low, he did, dat dis a mighty quare way fer ter do a man
-w’at done bought de gingercakes en pay fer um. Yit he say he ’bleege ter
-have some, en so he tuck ’n pitch in en buy ’ner stack un um. Den he
-’low:
-
-“‘Now, den, I done got de gyarlic fer ter go wid um, en I’ll des ’bout
-squat right down yer en watch deze yer gingercakes my own se’f.’
-
-“So he squat down en fix hisse’f, en des ’bout de time w’en he wuz ready
-fer ter ’stroy de gingercakes, yer come old King Polecat. Brer Rabbit,
-he got up, he did, en made a bow, en den he helt he nose en make like he
-wuz a-shettin’ he eyes. Ole King Polecat, he come ’long, he did, en
-start fer ter pick up de gingercakes, but Brer Rabbit holler out:
-
-“‘Drap dem gingercakes!’
-
-“Ole King Polecat jump back en look like his feelin’s bin hurted, en he
-squall out:
-
-“‘My goodness! How come yo’ eye open? How come you break up de rules dat
-away?’
-
-“Brer Rabbit pick up de gingercakes, en ’low:
-
-“‘I kin hol’ my nose ez good ez de nex’ man, but I can’t shet my eyes
-ter save my life, kaze dey er so mighty big!’
-
-“Dis make ole King Polecat mad enough fer ter eat all de gingercakes
-w’at Brer Coon got in de chist, but he can’t help hisse’f, kaze he know
-dat ef Brer Rabbit tu’n agin ’im, he won’t be much uv a king in dat ar
-country. Atter dat it got so dat Brer Rabbit kin put down his
-gingercakes anywheres he want ter; en folks ’low dat he wuz mighty nigh
-ez big a man ez ole King Polecat.”
-
-
-
-
- BROTHER RABBIT’S COURTSHIP.
-
-
-One night, as the little boy went tripping down the path to Uncle
-Remus’s cabin, he thought he heard voices on the inside. With a gesture
-of vexation he paused at the door and listened. If the old man had
-company, the youngster knew, by experience, that he would get no story
-that night. He could hear Uncle Remus talking as if carrying on an
-animated conversation. Presently he crept up to the door, which was
-ajar, and peeped in. There was nobody in sight but the old darkey, and
-the little boy went in. Uncle Remus made a great pretense of being
-astonished.
-
-“Were you just talking to yourself, Uncle Remus?” asked the little boy.
-
-“Yasser,” said the old man with a serious air, “dat des w’at I wuz
-a-doin’. I done clean fergit myse’f. I year tell dat dem w’at take en
-talk ’long wid deyse’f dat dey owe de Ole Boy a day’s work. Ef dat de
-state er de case den he done got my name down on de books, en hit’s all
-on account er deze yer uppity-biggity niggers w’at come ’long yer little
-w’ile ago en ax me ter go ’way off yan ter de Spivey place whar Nancy’s
-Jim gwine ter git married.
-
-“I wuz settin’ yer runnin’ on in my min’,” Uncle Remus continued, “’bout
-de time w’en Brer Rabbit went a-courtin’. I boun’ you dey ain’t bin no
-sech courtin’ sence dat day, en dey ain’t gwine ter be no mo’ sech.”
-
-Here Uncle Remus paused and leaned back in his chair, gazing
-thoughtfully at the rafters. He paused so long that the little boy
-finally asked him if he couldn’t tell about Brother Rabbit’s wonderful
-courtship.
-
-“Well, honey,” said the old man, “you haf ter gi’ me time fer to shet my
-eye-balls en sorter feel ’roun’ ’mongst my reckermembunce atter de
-wharfo’es en de whatsisnames. Kaze I’m like a broke-down plow-mule: I’ll
-go ’long ef you lemme take my time, but ef you push me, I’ll stop right
-in de middle er de row.”
-
-“I can wait until bedtime,” the little boy remarked, “and then I’ll have
-to go.”
-
-“Dat’s so,” Uncle Remus assented cheerfully, “en bein’ ez dat’s de case,
-we haf ter be sorter keerful. Lemme go ’roun’ de stumps en over de
-roots, en git in meller groun’, en den we kin des back right ’long.
-
-“Now den! You done year talk er Miss Meadows en de gals, en ’bout how
-Brer Rabbit bin gwine dar so much. Well, hit done happen so dat Brer
-Rabbit wuz tuck wid a-likin’ er one er de gals. Dis make ’im sorter glad
-at de offstart, but bimeby he ’gun ter git droopy. He laid ’roun’ en sot
-’bout, he did, en look like he studyin’ ’bout sump’n ’n’er way off
-yander.
-
-“Hit went on dis away twel bimeby Miss Meadows, she up en ax Brer Rabbit
-w’at de name er sense is de matter ’long wid ’im, en Brer Rabbit, he
-feel so bad dat he up en ’spon’, he did, dat he dead in love wid one er
-de gals. Den Miss Meadows, she ax ’im w’at de reason he ain’t tell de
-gal dat he want ter be ’er b’ide-g’oom. Brer Rabbit say he ’shame’. Miss
-Meadows, she toss ’er head, she did, en ’low:
-
-“‘Ya-a-a-s! You look like you ’shame’, now don’t you? You mout er bin
-’shame’ ’fo’ hens had der toofies pulled out, but you ain’t bin ’shame’
-sence. I done see you cut up too many capers; I know dey ain’t no gal on
-de top side er de yeth w’at kin faze you,’ sez Miss Meadows, sez she.
-
-“Den Brer Rabbit ’low dat he skeerd de gal won’t have ’im, but Miss
-Meadows ’fuse ter hol’ any mo’ confab wid ’im; she des broke out singin’
-en washin’ de dishes, en w’at wid de chune en de clatter er de dishes
-Brer Rabbit can’t year his own years. Bimeby, he tuck ’n sneak out, he
-did, en went en sot in de shade by de spring.
-
-“He ain’t set dar long ’fo’ yer come de gal w’at he bin studyin’ ’bout.
-She had a pail in ’er han’ en she wuz comin’ atter water. She come ’long
-down de paff swingin’ de pail in her han’ en singin’.”
-
-“What did she sing, Uncle Remus?” the little boy asked, becoming more
-and more interested.
-
-The old darkey looked slyly at the youngster, and chuckled softly to
-himself. Presently he said:
-
-“Hit wuz sorter like dis, ef I ain’t make no mistakes in de chune:
-
- “‘_Oh, says de woodpecker, peckin’ on de tree,
- Once I courted Miss Kitty Killdee,
- But she proved fickle en fum me fled,
- En sence dat time my head bin red._’
-
-“Brer Rabbit bin feelin’ mighty droopy en low-spereted all de mornin’,
-but time he year de gal singin’, he hist up his years en look sassy, en
-wen she stop singin’ he broke out en ’gun ter sing hisse’f. He sung dish
-yer kinder chune:
-
- “‘_Katy, Katy! won’t you marry?
- Katy, Katy! choose me den!
- Mammy say ef you will marry
- She will kill de turkey hen;
- Den we’ll have a new convention,
- Den we’ll know de rights er men._’”
-
-“Why, I ’ve heard grandma sing that song,” exclaimed the little boy.
-
-“Tooby sho’ you is—tooby sho’ you is, honey,” said Uncle Remus, assuming
-an argumentative air that was irresistibly comic. “Ef Brer Rabbit kin
-sing dat chune, w’at gwine hender w’ite folks fum singin’ it? Bless yo’
-soul, w’ite folks smart, mon, en I lay der ain’t no chune w’at Brer
-Rabbit kin sing dat dey can’t reel off.
-
-“Well, suh, de gal year Brer Rabbit singin’, en she sorter toss ’er head
-en giggle. Brer Rabbit he look at ’er sideways en sorter grin. Den Brer
-Rabbit ’low:
-
-“‘Mornin’, ma’m; how you come on dis fine mornin’?’
-
-“De gal say: ‘I’m des toler’ble; how you do yo’se’f?’
-
-“Brer Rabbit ’low, he did: ‘I thank you, ma’m, I’m right po’ly. I ain’t
-bin feelin’ ter say reely peart in mighty nigh a mont’.’
-
-“De gal laugh en say: ‘Dat w’at I year tell. I speck you in love, Brer
-Rabbit. You ought ter go off some’rs en git you a wife.’
-
-“Dis make Brer Rabbit feel sorter ’shame’, en he hung his head en make
-marks in de san’ wid his foots. Bimeby he say: ‘How come, ma’m, dat you
-don’t git married?’
-
-“De gal laugh wuss ’n wuss, en atter she kin ketch ’er breff she ’low:
-‘Lordy, Brer Rabbit! I got too much sense—_mysef_—fer ter be gittin’
-married widout no sign er no dream.’
-
-“Den Brer Rabbit say: ‘W’at kinder sign does you want, ma’m?’
-
-“De gal ’low: ‘Des any kinder sign; don’t make no diffunce w’at. I done
-try all de spells, en I ain’t see no sign yit.’
-
-“Brer Rabbit say: ‘W’at kinder spells is you done tried, ma’m?’
-
-“De gal ’low: ‘Dey ain’t no tellin’, Brer Rabbit, dat dey ain’t. I done
-try all dat I year talk ’bout. I tuck ’n fling a ball er yarn outen de
-window at midnight, en dey ain’t nobody come en wind it. I tuck a
-lookin’-glass en look down in de well en I ain’t see nothin’ ’t all. I
-tuck a hard-b’iled egg en scoop de yaller out, en fill it up wid salt en
-eat it widout drinkin’ any water. Den I went ter bed, but I ain’t dream
-’bout a blessed soul. I went out ’twix’ sunset and dark en fling
-hempseed over my lef’ shoulder, but I ain’t see no beau yit.’
-
-“Brer Rabbit, he ’low, he did: ‘Ef you’d a-tole me w’en you wuz a-gwine,
-ma’am, I lay you’d ’a’ seed a beau.’
-
-“De gal, she giggle, en say: ‘Oh, hush, Brer Rabbit! Ef you don’t g’ way
-fum yer I gwine hit you! You too funny fer anything. W’at beau you speck
-I’d ’a’ seed?’
-
-“Brer Rabbit, he up en ’low, he did: ‘You’d ’a’ seed me, ma’am, dat’s
-who you’d a seed.’
-
-“De gal, she look at Brer Rabbit des like ’er feelin’s is bin hurted, en
-say: ‘Ain’t you ’shame’ er yo’se’f ter be talkin’ dat away en makin’
-fun? I’m a-gwine away fum dis spring, kaze’t ain’t no place fer me.’ Wid
-dat de gal fotch ’er frock a flirt, en went up de paff like de
-patter-roller wuz atter her.
-
-“She went so quick en so fas’ dat she lef’ ’er pail, en Brer Rabbit, he
-tuck ’n fill it full er water, en kyar it on up ter de house whar Miss
-Meadows en de gals live at. Atter so long a time, he came on back ter de
-spring, en he sot dar, he did, en study en study. He pull his mustaches
-en scratch his head, en bimeby, atter he bin settin’ dar a mighty long
-time, he jump up en crack his heels terge’er, en den he laugh fit ter
-kill hisse’f.
-
-“He ’low: ‘You want a sign, does you? Well, I’m a gwine ter gi’ you one,
-ma’m, en ef dat don’t do you, I’ll gi’ you mo’ dan one.’
-
-“De gal done gone, but Brer Rabbit, he hang ’roun’ dar, he did, en lay
-his plans. He laid um so good dat wen dark come he had um all fixt. De
-fus’ thing w’at he done, he went down ter de cane-brake en dar he cut
-’im a long reed like dem w’at you see me bring Mars John fer
-fishin’-pole.”
-
-“How did he cut it?” the little boy asked.
-
-“He gnyaw it, honey; he des natchully gnyaw it. Den w’en he do dat, he
-tuck ’n make a hole in it fum eend to eend, right thoo de j’ints. W’en
-dark come, Brer Rabbit tuck his cane en made his way ter de house whar
-Miss Meadows en de gals stay at. He crope up, he did, en lissen, en he
-year um talkin’ en laughin’ on de inside. Seem like dey wuz done eatin’
-supper en settin’ ’roun’ de fireplace.
-
-“Bimeby de gal say: ‘W’at you reckon? I seed Brer Rabbit down at de
-spring.’
-
-“T’er gal say: ‘W’at he doin’ down dar?’
-
-“De gal say: ‘I speck he wuz gwine a-gallantin’; he mos’ sholy did look
-mighty slick.’
-
-“T’er gal say: ‘I’m mighty glad ter year dat, kase de las’ time I seed
-’im hit look like his britches wuz needin’ patchin’.’
-
-“Dis kinder talk make Brer Rabbit look kinder sollumcolly. But de gal,
-she up en ’low: ‘Well, he ain’t look dat away ter-day, bless you! He
-look like he des come outen a ban’box.’
-
-“Miss Meadows, she hove a sigh, she did, en say: ‘Fine er no fine, I
-wish ’im er some yuther man er ’oman would come en wash up dese yer
-dishes, kaze my back is dat stiff twel I can’t skacely stan’ up
-straight.’
-
-“Den dey all giggle, but de gal say: ‘You all shan’t talk ’bout Brer
-Rabbit behin’ his back. He done say he gwine ter be my beau.’
-
-“Miss Meadows, she ’low: ‘Well, you better take ’im en make sump’n er
-somebody outer ’im.’
-
-“De gal laugh en say: ‘Oh, no! I done tole ’im dat ’fo’ I git married, I
-got ter have some sign, so I ’ll know p’intedly w’en de time done come.’
-
-“W’en Brer Rabbit yer dis, he got in a big hurry. He tuck one eend er de
-reed en stuck it in de crack er de chimbley, en den he run ter de yuther
-eend, w’ich it wuz layin’ out in de weeds en bushes. W’en he git dar, he
-held it up ter his head en lissen, en he kin year um des ez plain ez ef
-dey wuz right at ’im.
-
-“Miss Meadows ax de gal w’at kinder sign she want, en de gal she say she
-don’t keer w’at kinder one ’t is, des so hit’s a sign. ’Bout dat time
-Brer Rabbit put his mouf ter de reed, en talk like he got a bad col’. He
-sing out, he did:
-
- “‘_Some likes cake, en some likes pie,
- Some loves ter laugh, en some loves ter cry,
- But de gal dat stays single will die, will die!_’
-
-“Miss Meadows ’low: ‘Who dat out dar?’ Den dey got a light en hunted all
-’roun’ de place en und’ de house, but dey ain’t see nuthin’ ner nobody.
-Dey went back en sot down, dey did, but ’t want long ’fo’ Brer Rabbit
-sing out:
-
- “‘_De drouth ain’t wet en de rain ain’t dry,
- Whar you sow yo’ wheat you can’t cut rye,
- But de gal dat stays single will die, will die._’
-
-“Miss Meadows, en de gals wuz dat ’stonished dat dey ain’t know w’at ter
-do, en bimeby Brer Rabbit, he sing out ag’in:
-
- “‘_I wants de gal dat’s atter a sign,
- I wants de gal en she mus’ be mine—
- She’ll see ’er beau down by de big pine._’
-
-“En sho’ nuff,” Uncle Remus continued, “de nex’ mornin’ w’en de gal went
-down by de big pine, dar sot Brer Rabbit dez ez natchul ez life. De gal,
-she make out, she did, dat she des come down dar atter a chaw er rozzum.
-Dey jawered ’roun’ a right smart, en ’spute ’long wid one ’n’er. But
-Brer Rabbit, he got de gal.”
-
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-<p>Title: Daddy Jake the Runaway</p>
-<p> And Short Stories Told after Dark</p>
-<p>Author: Joel Chandler Harris</p>
-<p>Release Date: November 29, 2019 [eBook #60804]</p>
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-<hr class="full" />
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-<div class='section ph1'>
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-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c001'>
- <div>DADDY JAKE</div>
- <div>THE RUNAWAY</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div id='Frontispiece' class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/frontis.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>JUDGE RABBIT AND THE FAT MAN.</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='titlepage'>
-
-<div class='figleft id002'>
-<img src='images/titlepagea.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
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-
-<div class='figright id002'>
-<img src='images/titlepageb.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<div>
- <h1 class='c002'>DADDY JAKE<br /> THE RUNAWAY<br /> <span class='large'>AND SHORT STORIES TOLD AFTER DARK</span></h1>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c003'>
- <div><span class='small'>BY</span></div>
- <div class='c004'><span class='xlarge'>“UNCLE REMUS”</span></div>
- <div>JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='figcenter id003'>
-<img src='images/titlepagec.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>NEW YORK</div>
- <div><span class='large'>THE CENTURY CO.</span></div>
- <div>1898</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c001'>
- <div>Copyright, 1889, by</div>
- <div><span class='sc'>Joel Chandler Harris</span>.</div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='small'>THE DE VINNE PRESS, NEW YORK.</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 class='c005'>CONTENTS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<table class='table0' summary='CONTENTS'>
-<colgroup>
-<col width='2%' />
-<col width='91%' />
-<col width='5%' />
-</colgroup>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c006'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='small'><span class='sc'>Page</span></span></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>Daddy Jake, the Runaway</span>:</td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c006'><span class='sc'>Chapter I</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_1'>1</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c006'><span class='sc'>Chapter II</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_28'>28</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c006'><span class='sc'>Chapter III</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_53'>53</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>How a Witch was Caught</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_83'>83</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>The Little Boy and his Dogs</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_93'>93</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>How Black Snake Caught the Wolf</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_108'>108</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>Why the Guineas Stay Awake</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_118'>118</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>How the Terrapin was Taught to Fly</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_123'>123</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>The Creature with no Claws</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_134'>134</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>Uncle Remus’s Wonder Story</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_139'>139</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>The Rattlesnake and the Polecat</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_149'>149</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>How the Birds Talk</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_152'>152</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>The Foolish Woman</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_165'>165</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>The Adventures of Simon and Susanna</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_171'>171</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>Brother Rabbit and the Gingercakes</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_183'>183</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>Brother Rabbit’s Courtship</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_188'>188</a></td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 class='c005'>ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<table class='table0' summary='ILLUSTRATIONS'>
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-<col width='82%' />
-<col width='17%' />
-</colgroup>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='small'><span class='sc'>Page</span></span></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'><span class='sc'>Judge Rabbit and the Fat Man,</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'><a href='#Frontispiece'>Frontispiece</a></span></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>“<span class='sc'>The Youngsters Saw Daddy Jake, and Went Running After Him.</span>”</td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_9'>9</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>“<span class='sc'>The Field-hands were Singing as they Picked the Opening Cotton.</span>”</td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_19'>19</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>“<span class='sc'>‘Maybe he Knows Where Daddy Jake is,’ said Lillian.</span>”</td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_25'>25</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>“<span class='sc'>The Field-hands Discussed the Matter.</span>”</td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_29'>29</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'><span class='sc'>The Miller and his Children.</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_41'>41</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>“<span class='sc'>An’ Ole Man Jake, he dar too.</span>”</td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_49'>49</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>“<span class='sc'>Lucien Saw Him, and Rushed Toward Him.</span>”</td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_57'>57</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'><span class='sc'>Poor Old Sue Tells her Story.</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_63'>63</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>“<span class='sc'>Mr. Rabbit Squall Out, ‘Coon Dead!’</span>”</td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_71'>71</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>“<span class='sc'>Den de Frogs dey Went to Work Sho Nuff.</span>”</td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_75'>75</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>“<span class='sc'>The Old Negro Put his Hands to his Mouth and Called.</span>”</td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_79'>79</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>“<span class='sc'>She Stood dar a Minit, dat Ole Black Cat Did.</span>”</td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_87'>87</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>“‘<span class='sc'>All Ready, now. Stick yo’ Head In.</span>’”</td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_105'>105</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>“<span class='sc'>En Eve’y Time He Swung Mr. Black Snake Tuck ’n Lash ’Im wid he Tail.</span>”</td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_115'>115</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>“‘<span class='sc'>Brer Tarrypin, How You Feel?</span>’”</td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_127'>127</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'><span class='sc'>Billy Big-Eye and Tommy Long-Wing.</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_159'>159</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'><span class='sc'>Simon Shakes the Pebbles.</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_175'>175</a></td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<div class='section ph1'>
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- <div>DADDY JAKE</div>
- <div>THE RUNAWAY</div>
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-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_1'>1</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>DADDY JAKE, THE RUNAWAY</h2>
-</div>
-
-<h3 class='c008'><span class='sc'>Chapter I</span></h3>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c009'>One fine day in September, in the year 1863,
-there was quite an uproar on the Gaston
-plantation, in Putnam County, in the State of
-Georgia. Uncle Jake, the carriage-driver, was
-missing. He was more than fifty years old, and
-it was the first time he had been missing since
-his mistress had been big enough to call him.
-But he was missing now. Here was his mistress
-waiting to order the carriage; here was his master
-fretting and fuming; and here were the two little
-children, Lucien and Lillian, crying because they
-didn’t know where Uncle Jake was—“Daddy
-Jake,” who had heretofore seemed always to be
-within sound of their voices, ready and anxious
-to amuse them in any and every way.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Then came the news that Daddy Jake had actually
-run away. This was, indeed, astounding
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_2'>2</span>news, and although it was brought by the son of
-the overseer, none of the Gastons would believe
-it, least of all Lucien and Lillian. The son of the
-overseer also brought the further information that
-Daddy Jake, who had never had an angry word
-for anybody, had struck the overseer across the
-head with a hoe-handle, and had then taken to
-the woods. Dr. Gaston was very angry, indeed,
-and he told the overseer’s son that if anybody
-was to blame it was his father. Mrs. Gaston,
-with her eyes full of tears, agreed with her husband,
-and Lucien and Lillian, when they found
-that Daddy Jake was really gone, refused to be
-comforted. Everybody seemed to be dazed. As
-it was Saturday, and Saturday was a holiday, the
-negroes stood around their quarters in little groups
-discussing the wonderful event. Some of them
-went so far as to say that if Daddy Jake had taken
-to the woods it was time for the rest of them to
-follow suit; but this proposition was hooted down
-by the more sensible among them.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Nevertheless, the excitement on the Gaston
-plantation ran very high when it was discovered
-that a negro so trusted and so trustworthy as
-Daddy Jake had actually run away; and it was
-not until all the facts were known that the other
-negroes became reconciled to Daddy Jake’s absence.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_3'>3</span>What were the facts? They were very
-simple, indeed; and yet, many lads and lasses
-who read this may fail to fully comprehend them.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>In the first place, the year in which Daddy
-Jake became a fugitive was the year 1863, and
-there was a great deal of doubt and confusion in
-the South at that time. The Conscription Act
-and the Impressment Law were in force. Under
-the one, nearly all the able-bodied men and boys
-were drafted into the army; and under the other,
-all the corn and hay and horses that the Confederacy
-needed were pressed into service. This
-state of things came near causing a revolt in some
-of the States, especially in Georgia, where the laws
-seemed to bear most heavily. Something of this
-is to be found in the history of that period, but
-nothing approaching the real facts has ever been
-published. After the Conscription Act was passed
-the planters were compelled to accept the services
-of such overseers as they could get, and the one
-whom Dr. Gaston had employed lacked both experience
-and discretion. He had never been
-trained to the business. He was the son of a
-shoemaker, and he became an overseer merely
-to keep out of the army. A majority of those
-who made overseeing their business had gone to
-the war either as volunteers or substitutes, and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_4'>4</span>very few men capable of taking charge of a large
-plantation were left behind.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>At the same time overseers were a necessity
-on some of the plantations. Many of the planters
-were either lawyers or doctors, and these, if
-they had any practice at all, were compelled to
-leave their farming interests to the care of agents;
-there were other planters who had been reared
-in the belief that an overseer was necessary on a
-large plantation; so that, for one cause and another,
-the overseer class was a pretty large one.
-It was a very respectable class, too; for, under
-ordinary circumstances, no person who was not
-known to be trustworthy would be permitted to
-take charge of the interests of a plantation, for
-these were as varied and as important as those
-of any other business.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>But in 1863 it was a very hard matter to get a
-trustworthy overseer; and Dr. Gaston, having a
-large practice as a physician, had hired the first
-person who applied for the place, without waiting
-to make any inquiries about either his knowledge
-or his character; and it turned out that his overseer
-was not only utterly incompetent, but that
-he was something of a rowdy besides. An experienced
-overseer would have known that he was
-employed, not to exercise control over the house-servants,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_5'>5</span>but to look after the farm-hands; but
-the new man began business by ordering Daddy
-Jake to do various things that were not in the
-line of his duty. Naturally, the old man, who
-was something of a boss himself, resented this
-sort of interference. A great many persons were
-of the opinion that he had been spoiled by
-kind treatment; but this is doubtful. He had
-been raised with the white people from a little
-child, and he was as proud in his way as he was
-faithful in all ways. Under the circumstances,
-Daddy Jake did what other confidential servants
-would have done; he ignored the commands of
-the new overseer, and went about his business as
-usual. This led to a quarrel—the overseer doing
-most of the quarreling. Daddy Jake was on
-his dignity, and the overseer was angry. Finally,
-in his fury, he struck the old negro with a strap
-which he was carrying across his shoulders. The
-blow was a stinging one, and it was delivered
-full in Uncle Jake’s face. For a moment the old
-negro was astonished. Then he became furious.
-Seizing an ax-handle that happened to be close
-to his hand, he brought it down upon the head
-of the overseer with full force. There was a tremendous
-crash as the blow fell, and the overseer
-went down as if he had been struck by a pile-driver.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_6'>6</span>He gave an awful groan, and trembled
-a little in his limbs, and then lay perfectly still.
-Uncle Jake was both dazed and frightened. He
-would have gone to his master, but he remembered
-what he had heard about the law. In those
-days a negro who struck a white man was tried
-for his life, and if his guilt could be proven, he
-was either branded with a hot iron and sold to a
-speculator, or he was hanged.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The certainty of these punishments had no
-doubt been exaggerated by rumor, but even the
-rumor was enough to frighten the negroes.
-Daddy Jake looked at the overseer a moment,
-and then stopped and felt of him. He was motionless
-and, apparently, he had ceased to
-breathe. Then the old negro went to his cabin,
-gathered up his blanket and clothes, put some
-provisions in a little bag, and went off into the
-woods. He seemed to be in no hurry. He
-walked with his head bent, as if in deep thought.
-He appeared to understand and appreciate the situation.
-A short time ago he was the happy and
-trusted servant of a master and mistress who had
-rarely given him an unkind word; now he was a
-fugitive—a runaway. As he passed along by
-the garden palings he heard two little children
-playing and prattling on the other side. They
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_7'>7</span>were talking about him. He paused and listened.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Daddy Jake likes me the best,” Lucien was
-saying, “because he tells me stories.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“No,” said Lillian, “he likes me the best,
-’cause he tells me all the stories and gives me
-some gingercake, too.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The old negro paused and looked through the
-fence at the little children, and then he went on
-his way. But the youngsters saw Daddy Jake,
-and went running after him.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Let me go, Uncle Jake!” cried Lucien. “Le’
-me go, too!” cried Lillian. But Daddy Jake
-broke into a run and left the children standing in
-the garden, crying.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>It was not very long after this before the whole
-population knew that Daddy Jake had knocked
-the overseer down and had taken to the woods.
-In fact, it was only a few minutes, for some of
-the other negroes had seen him strike the overseer
-and had seen the overseer fall, and they lost no
-time in raising the alarm. Fortunately the overseer
-was not seriously hurt. He had received a
-blow severe enough to render him unconscious
-for a few minutes,—but this was all; and he was
-soon able to describe the fracas to Dr. Gaston,
-which he did with considerable animation.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_8'>8</span>“And who told you to order Jake around?”
-the doctor asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, sir, I just thought I had charge of the
-whole crowd.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“You were very much mistaken, then,” said
-Doctor Gaston, sharply; “and if I had seen you
-strike Jake with your strap, I should have been
-tempted to take my buggy-whip and give you a
-dose of your own medicine.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>As a matter of fact, Doctor Gaston was very
-angry, and he lost no time in giving the new
-overseer what the negroes called his “walking-papers.”
-He paid him up and discharged him on
-the spot, and it was not many days before everybody
-on the Gaston plantation knew that the man
-had fallen into the hands of the Conscription officers
-of the Confederacy, and that he had been sent
-on to the front.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>At the same time, as Mrs. Gaston herself remarked,
-this fact, however gratifying it might be,
-did not bring Daddy Jake back. He was gone,
-and his absence caused a great deal of trouble on
-the plantation. It was found that half-a-dozen
-negroes had to be detailed to do the work which
-he had voluntarily taken upon himself—one to
-attend to the carriage-horses, another to look after
-the cows, another to feed the hogs and sheep,
-and still others to look after the thousand and one
-little things to be done about the “big house.”
-But not one of them, nor all of them, filled Daddy
-Jake’s place.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id004'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_9'>9</span>
-<img src='images/p009.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>“THE YOUNGSTERS SAW DADDY JAKE, AND WENT RUNNING AFTER HIM.”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_11'>11</span>Many and many a time Doctor Gaston walked
-up and down the veranda wondering where the
-old negro was, and Mrs. Gaston, sitting in her
-rocking-chair, looked down the avenue day after
-day, half expecting to see Daddy Jake make his
-appearance, hat in hand and with a broad grin on
-his face. Some of the neighbors, hearing that
-Uncle Jake had become a fugitive, wanted to get
-Bill Locke’s “track-dogs” and run him down, but
-Doctor Gaston and his wife would not hear to
-this. They said that the old negro wasn’t used
-to staying in the woods, and that it wouldn’t be
-long before he would come back home.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Doctor Gaston, although he was much troubled,
-looked at the matter from a man’s point of view.
-Here was Daddy Jake’s home; if he chose to
-come back, well and good; if he didn’t, why, it
-couldn’t be helped, and that was an end of the
-matter. But Mrs. Gaston took a different view.
-Daddy Jake had been raised with her father; he
-was an old family servant; he had known and
-loved her mother, who was dead; he had nursed
-Mrs. Gaston herself when she was a baby; in
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_12'>12</span>short, he was a fixture in the lady’s experience,
-and his absence worried her not a little. She
-could not bear to think that the old negro was
-out in the woods without food and without shelter.
-If there was a thunderstorm at night, as
-there sometimes is in the South during September,
-she could hardly sleep for thinking about the
-old negro.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Thinking about him led Mrs. Gaston to talk
-about him very often, especially to Lucien and
-Lillian, who had been in the habit of running out
-to the kitchen while Daddy Jake was eating his
-supper and begging him to tell a story. So far
-as they were concerned, his absence was a personal
-loss. While Uncle Jake was away they
-were not only deprived of a most agreeable companion,
-but they could give no excuse for not
-going to bed. They had no one to amuse them
-after supper, and, as a consequence, their evenings
-were very dull. The youngsters submitted
-to this for several days, expecting that Daddy
-Jake would return, but in this they were disappointed.
-They waited and waited for more than
-a week, and then they began to show their impatience.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I used to be afraid of runaways,” said Lillian
-one day, “but I’m not afraid now, ’cause Daddy
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_13'>13</span>Jake is a runaway.” Lillian was only six years
-old, but she had her own way of looking at
-things.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Pshaw!” exclaimed Lucien, who was nine,
-and very robust for his age; “I never was afraid
-of runaways. I know mighty well they wouldn’t
-hurt me. There was old Uncle Fed; he was a
-runaway when Papa bought him. Would he
-hurt anybody?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“But there might be some bad ones,” said Lillian,
-“and you know Lucinda says Uncle Fed is a
-real, sure-enough witch.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Lucinda!” exclaimed Lucien, scornfully.
-“What does Lucinda know about witches? If
-one was to be seen she wouldn’t stick her head
-out of the door to see it. She’d be scared to
-death.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Yes, and so would anybody,” said Lillian,
-with an air of conviction. “I know I would.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, of course,—a little girl,” explained Lucien.
-“Any little girl would be afraid of a witch,
-but a great big double-fisted woman like Lucinda
-ought to be ashamed of herself to be afraid of
-witches, and that, too, when everybody knows
-there aren’t any witches at all, except in the
-stories.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, I heard Daddy Jake telling about a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_14'>14</span>witch that turned herself into a black cat, and
-then into a big black wolf,” said Lillian.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Oh, that was in old times,” said Lucien,
-“when the animals used to talk and go on like
-people. But you never heard Daddy Jake say
-he saw a witch,—now, did you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“No,” said Lillian, somewhat doubtfully; “but
-I heard him talking about them. I hope no witch
-will catch Daddy Jake.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Pshaw!” exclaimed Lucien. “Daddy Jake
-carried his rabbit-foot with him, and you know
-no witch can bother him as long as he has his
-rabbit-foot.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well,” said Lillian, solemnly, “if he’s got his
-rabbit-foot and can keep off the witches all night,
-he won’t come back any more.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“But he <i>must</i> come,” said Lucien. “I’m going
-after him. I’m going down to the landing
-to-morrow, and I’ll take the boat and go down
-the river and bring him back.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Oh, may I go, too?” asked Lillian.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Yes,” said Lucien, loftily, “if you’ll help me
-get some things out of the house and not say anything
-about what we are going to do.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Lillian was only too glad to pledge herself to
-secrecy, and the next day found the two children
-busily preparing for their journey in search of
-Daddy Jake.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_15'>15</span>The Gaston plantation lay along the Oconee
-River in Putnam County, not far from Roach’s
-Ferry. In fact, it lay on both sides of the river,
-and, as the only method of communication was
-by means of a bateau, nearly everybody on the
-plantation knew how to manage the boat. There
-was not an hour during the day that the bateau
-was not in use. Lucien and Lillian had been
-carried across hundreds of times, and they were
-as much at home in the boat as they were in a
-buggy. Lucien was too young to row, but he
-knew how to guide the bateau with a paddle
-while others used the oars.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>This fact gave him confidence, and the result
-was that the two children quietly made their arrangements
-to go in search of Daddy Jake.
-Lucien was the “provider,” as he said, and
-Lillian helped him to carry the things to the
-boat. They got some meal-sacks, two old quilts,
-and a good supply of biscuits and meat. Nobody
-meddled with them, for nobody knew what
-their plans were, but some of the negroes remarked
-that they were not only unusually quiet,
-but very busy—a state of things that is looked
-upon by those who are acquainted with the ways
-of children as a very bad sign, indeed.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The two youngsters worked pretty much all
-day, and they worked hard; so that when night
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_16'>16</span>came they were both tired and sleepy. They
-were tired and sleepy, but they managed to
-cover their supplies with the meal-sacks, and the
-next morning they were up bright and early.
-They were up so early, indeed, that they thought
-it was a very long time until breakfast was ready;
-and, at last, when the bell rang, they hurried to the
-table and ate ravenously, as became two travelers
-about to set out on a voyage of adventure.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>It was all they could do to keep their scheme
-from their mother. Once Lillian was on the
-point of asking her something about it, but Lucien
-shook his head, and it was not long before the
-two youngsters embarked on their journey.
-After seating Lillian in the bateau, Lucien unfastened
-the chain from the stake, threw it into
-the boat, and jumped in himself. Then, as the
-clumsy affair drifted slowly with the current, he
-seized one of the paddles, placed the blade
-against the bank, and pushed the bateau out into
-the middle of the stream.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>It was the beginning of a voyage of adventure,
-the end of which could not be foretold; but the
-sun was shining brightly, the mocking-birds were
-singing in the water-oaks, the blackbirds were
-whistling blithely in the reeds, and the children
-were light-hearted and happy. They were going
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_17'>17</span>to find Daddy Jake and fetch him back home,
-and not for a moment did it occur to them that
-the old negro might have gone in a different direction.
-It seemed somehow to those on the
-Gaston plantation that whatever was good, or
-great, or wonderful had its origin “down the
-river.” Rumor said that the biggest crops were
-grown in that direction, and that there the negroes
-were happiest. The river, indeed, seemed
-to flow to some far-off country where everything
-was finer and more flourishing. This was the
-idea of the negroes themselves, and it was natural
-that Lucien and Lillian should be impressed
-with the same belief. So they drifted down the
-river, confident that they would find Daddy Jake.
-They had no other motive—no other thought.
-They took no account of the hardships of a voyage
-such as they had embarked on.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Lazily, almost reluctantly as it seemed, the
-boat floated down the stream. At first, Lucien
-was inclined to use the broad oar, but it appeared
-that when he paddled on one side the
-clumsy boat tried to turn its head up stream on
-the other side, and so, after a while, he dropped
-the oar in the bottom of the boat.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The September sun was sultry that morning,
-but, obeying some impulse of the current, the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_18'>18</span>boat drifted down the river in the shade of the
-water-oaks and willows that lined the eastern
-bank. On the western bank the Gaston plantation
-lay, and as the boat floated lazily along the
-little voyagers could hear the field-hands singing
-as they picked the opening cotton. The song
-was strangely melodious, though the words were
-ridiculous.</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c011'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>My dog’s a ’possum dog,</div>
- <div class='line in2'><i>Here, Rattler! here!</i></div>
- <div class='line'>He cross de creek upon a log,</div>
- <div class='line in2'><i>Here, Rattler! here!</i></div>
- </div>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>He run de ’possum up a tree,</div>
- <div class='line in2'><i>Here, Rattler! here!</i></div>
- <div class='line'>He good enough fer you an’ me,</div>
- <div class='line in2'><i>Here, Rattler! here!</i></div>
- </div>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Kaze when it come his fat’nin time,</div>
- <div class='line in2'><i>Here, Rattler! here!</i></div>
- <div class='line'>De ’possum eat de muscadine,</div>
- <div class='line in2'><i>Here, Rattler! here!</i></div>
- </div>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>He eat till he kin skacely stan’,</div>
- <div class='line in2'><i>Here, Rattler! here!</i></div>
- <div class='line'>An’ den we bake him in de pan,</div>
- <div class='line in2'><i>Here, Rattler! here!</i></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='figcenter id004'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_19'>19</span>
-<img src='images/p019.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>“THE FIELD-HANDS WERE SINGING AS THEY PICKED THE OPENING COTTON.”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_21'>21</span>It was to the quaint melody of this song that
-the boat rocked and drifted along. One of the
-negroes saw the children and thought he knew
-them, and he called to them, but received no reply;
-and this fact was so puzzling that he went
-back and told the other negroes that there was
-some mistake about the children. “Ef dey’d ’a’
-bin our chillun,” he said, “dey’d ’a’ hollered back
-at me, sho’.” Whereupon the field-hands resumed
-their work and their song, and the boat, gliding
-southward on the gently undulating current, was
-soon lost to view.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>To the children it seemed to be a very pleasant
-journey. They had no thought of danger.
-The river was their familiar friend. They had
-crossed and recrossed it hundreds of times. They
-were as contented in the bateau as they would
-have been in their mother’s room. The weather
-was warm, but on the river and in the shade of
-the overhanging trees the air was cool and refreshing.
-And after a while the current grew
-swifter, and the children, dipping their hands in
-the water, laughed aloud.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Once, indeed, the bateau, in running over a long
-stretch of shoals, was caught against a rock. An
-ordinary boat would have foundered, but this boat,
-clumsy and deep-set, merely obeyed the current.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_22'>22</span>It struck the rock, recoiled, touched it again, and
-then slowly turned around and pursued its course
-down the stream. The shoals were noisy but
-harmless. The water foamed and roared over the
-rocks, but the current was deep enough to carry
-the bateau safely down. It was not often that a
-boat took that course, but Lucien and Lillian had
-no sense of fear. The roaring and foaming of
-the water pleased them, and the rushing and whirling
-of the boat, as it went dashing down the rapids,
-appeared to be only part of a holiday frolic. After
-they had passed the shoals, the current became
-swifter, and the old bateau was swept along at a
-rapid rate. The trees on the river bank seemed
-to be running back toward home, and the shadows
-on the water ran with them.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Sometimes the boat swept through long
-stretches of meadow and marsh lands, and then
-the children were delighted to see the sandpipers
-and killdees running along the margin of the
-water. The swallows, not yet flown southward,
-skimmed along the river with quivering wing, and
-the kingfishers displayed their shining plumage
-in the sun. Once a moccasin, fat and rusty, frightened
-by the unexpected appearance of the young
-voyagers, dropped into the boat; but, before Lucien
-could strike him with the unwieldy oar, he
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_23'>23</span>tumbled overboard and disappeared. Then the
-youngsters ate their dinner. It was a very dry
-dinner; but they ate it with a relish. The crows,
-flying lazily over, regarded them curiously.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I reckon they want some,” said Lucien.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, they can’t get mine,” said Lillian, “’cause
-I <i>jest</i> about got enough for myself.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>They passed a white man who was sitting on
-the river bank, with his coat off, fishing.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Where under the sun did you chaps come
-from?” he cried.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Up the river,” replied Lucien.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Where in the nation are you going?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Down the river.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Maybe he knows where Daddy Jake is,” said
-Lillian. “Ask him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Why, he wouldn’t know Daddy Jake from a
-side of sole leather,” exclaimed Lucien.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>By this time the boat had drifted around a bend
-in the river. The man on the bank took off his
-hat with his thumb and forefinger, rubbed his
-head with the other fingers, drove away a swarm
-of mosquitoes, and muttered, “Well, I’ll be
-switched!” Then he went on with his fishing.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Meanwhile the boat drifted steadily with the
-current. Sometimes it seemed to the children
-that the boat stood still, while the banks, the trees,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_24'>24</span>and the fields moved by them like a double panorama.
-Queer-looking little birds peeped at them
-from the bushes; fox-squirrels chattered at them
-from the trees; green frogs greeted them by plunging
-into the water with a squeak; turtles slid noiselessly
-off the banks at their approach; a red fox
-that had come to the river to drink disappeared like
-a shadow before the sun; and once a great white
-crane rose in the air, flapping his wings heavily.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Altogether it was a very jolly journey, but after
-a while Lillian began to get restless.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Do you reckon Daddy Jake will be in the
-river when we find him?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Lucien himself was becoming somewhat tired,
-but he was resolved to go right on. Indeed, he
-could not do otherwise.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Why, who ever heard of such a thing?” he
-exclaimed. “What would Daddy Jake be doing
-in the water?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, how are we’s to find him?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Oh, we’ll find him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“But I want to find him right now,” said Lillian,
-“and I want to see Mamma, and Papa, and my
-dollies.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well,” said Lucien with unconscious humor,
-“if you don’t want to go, you can get out and
-walk back home.” At this Lillian began to cry.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_25'>25</span>
-<img src='images/p025.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>“‘MAYBE HE KNOWS WHERE DADDY JAKE IS,’ SAID LILLIAN.”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_27'>27</span>“Well,” said Lucien, “if Daddy Jake was over
-there in the bushes and was to see you crying because
-you didn’t want to go and find him, he’d
-run off into the woods and nobody would see him
-any more.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Lillian stopped crying at once, and, as the afternoon
-wore on, both children grew more cheerful;
-and even when twilight came, and after it the
-darkness, they were not very much afraid. The
-loneliness—the sighing of the wind through the
-trees, the rippling of the water against the sides
-of the boat, the hooting of the big swamp-owl, the
-cry of the whippoorwill, and the answer of its
-cousin, the chuck-will’s-widow—all these things
-would have awed and frightened the children. But,
-shining steadily in the evening sky, they saw the
-star they always watched at home. It seemed to
-be brighter than ever, this familiar star, and they
-hailed it as a friend and fellow-traveler. They
-felt that home couldn’t be so far away, for the star
-shone in its accustomed place, and this was a
-great comfort.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>After a while the night grew chilly, and then
-Lucien and Lillian wrapped their quilts about
-them and cuddled down in the bottom of the boat.
-Thousands of stars shone overhead, and it seemed
-to the children that the old bateau, growing tired
-of its journey, had stopped to rest; but it continued
-to drift down the river.</p>
-
-<div>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_28'>28</span>
- <h3 class='c008'><span class='sc'>Chapter II</span></h3>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c009'>You may be sure there was trouble on the
-Gaston place when night came and the children
-did not return. They were missed at dinner-time;
-but it frequently happened that they
-went off with some of the plantation wagons, or
-with some of the field-hands, and so nothing was
-thought of their absence at noon; but when night
-fell and all the negroes had returned from their
-work, and there was still no sign of the children,
-there was consternation in the big house and
-trouble all over the plantation. The field-hands,
-returned from their work, discussed the matter
-at the doors of their cabins and manifested considerable
-anxiety.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id004'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_29'>29</span>
-<img src='images/p029.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>“THE FIELD-HANDS DISCUSSED THE MATTER.”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_31'>31</span>At first the house-servants were sent scurrying
-about the place hunting for the truants. Then
-other negroes were pressed into service, until,
-finally, every negro on the place was engaged in
-the search, and torches could be seen bobbing
-up and down in all parts of the plantation. The
-negroes called and called, filling the air with
-their musical halloos, but there was no reply save
-from the startled birds, or from the dogs, who
-seemed to take it for granted that everybody was
-engaged in a grand ’possum hunt, and added the
-strength of their own voices to the general
-clamor.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>While all this was going on, Mrs. Gaston was
-pacing up and down the long veranda wringing
-her hands in an agony of grief. There was but
-one thought in her mind—the <i>river</i>, the <span class='fss'>RIVER</span>!
-Her husband in the midst of his own grief tried
-to console her, but he could not. He had almost
-as much as he could do to control himself, and
-there was in his own mind—the <span class='fss'>RIVER</span>!</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The search on the plantation and in its vicinity
-went on until nearly nine o’clock. About that
-time Big Sam, one of the plough-hands, who
-was also a famous fisherman, came running to
-the house with a frightened face.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Marster,” he exclaimed, “de boat gone—she
-done gone!”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Oh, I knew it!” exclaimed Mrs. Gaston—“the
-river, the river!”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well!” said Doctor Gaston, “the boat must
-be found. Blow the horn!”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Big Sam seized the dinner-horn and blew a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_32'>32</span>blast that startled the echoes for miles around.
-The negroes understood this to be a signal to
-return, and most of them thought that the children
-had been found, so they came back laughing and
-singing, and went to the big house to see the
-children.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Wh’abouts you fine um, marster?” asked the
-foreman.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“They haven’t been found, Jim,” said Dr.
-Gaston. “Big Sam says that the boat is gone
-from the landing, and that boat must be found
-to-night.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Marster,” said a negro, coming forward out
-of the group, “I seed a boat gwine down stream
-dis mornin’. I wuz way up on de hill—”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“And you didn’t come and tell me?” asked
-Dr. Gaston in a severe tone.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, suh, I hollered at um, an’ dey ain’t make
-no answer, an’ den it look like ter me ’t wuz dem
-two Ransome boys. Hit mos’ drap out’n my
-min’. An’ den you know, suh, our chillun ain’t
-never had no doin’s like dat—gittin’ in de boat
-by dey own-alone se’f an’ sailin’ off dat a-way.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well,” said Dr. Gaston, “the boat must be
-found. The children are in it. Where can we
-get another boat?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I got one, suh,” said Big Sam.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_33'>33</span>“Me, too, marster,” said another negro.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Then get them both, and be quick about it!”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ah-yi, suh,” was the response, and in a moment
-the group was scattered, and Big Sam
-could be heard giving orders in a loud and an energetic
-tone of voice. For once he was in his
-element. He could be foreman on the Oconee
-if he couldn’t in the cotton-patch. He knew
-every nook and cranny of the river for miles up
-and down; he had his fish-baskets sunk in many
-places, and the overhanging limbs of many a tree
-bore the marks of the lines of his set-hooks. So
-for once he appointed himself foreman, and took
-charge of affairs. He and Sandy Bill (so-called
-owing to the peculiar color of his hair) soon had
-their boats at the landing. The other negroes
-were assembled there, and the most of them had
-torches.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Marster,” said Big Sam, “you git in my boat,
-an’ let little Willyum come fer ter hol’ de torch.
-Jesse, you git in dar wid Sandy Bill. Fling a
-armful er light’ood in bofe boats, boys, kaze we
-got ter have a light, and dey ain’t no tellin’ how
-fur we gwine.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The fat pine was thrown in, everything made
-ready, and then the boats started. With one
-sweep of his broad paddle, Big Sam sent his boat
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_34'>34</span>into the middle of the stream, and, managed by
-his strong and willing arms, the clumsy old bateau
-became a thing of life. Sandy Bill was not
-far behind him.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The negroes used only one paddle in rowing,
-and each sat in the stern of his boat, using the
-rough but effective oar first on one side and then
-the other.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id003'>
-<img src='images/p034.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>From a window, Mrs. Gaston watched the
-boats as they went speeding down the river. By
-her side was Charity, the cook.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_35'>35</span>“Isn’t it terrible!” she exclaimed, as the boats
-passed out of sight. “Oh, what shall I do?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“’T would be mighty bad, Mist’iss, <i>ef</i> dem
-chillun wuz los’; but dey ain’t no mo’ los’ dan I
-is, an’ I’m a-standin’ right yer in de cornder by
-dish yer cheer.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Not lost! Why, of course they are lost. Oh,
-my darling little children!”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“No ’m, dey ain’t no mo’ los’ dan you is. Dey
-tuck dat boat dis mornin’, an’ dey went atter ole
-man Jake—dat’s whar dey er gone. Dey ain’t
-gone nowhar else. Dey er in dat boat right
-now; dey may be asleep, but dey er in dar.
-Ain’t I year um talkin’ yistiddy wid my own
-years? Ain’t I year dat ar Marse Lucien boy ’low
-ter he sister dat he gwine go fetch ole man Jake
-back? Ain’t I miss a whole can full er biscuits?
-Ain’t I miss two er dem pies w’at I lef’ out dar
-in de kitchen? Ain’t I miss a great big hunk er
-light-bread? An’ who gwine dast ter take um
-less’n it’s dem ar chillun? Dey don’t fool me,
-mon. I’m one er de oldest rats in de barn—I
-is dat!”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Charity’s tone was emphatic and energetic.
-She was so confident that her theory was the
-right one that she succeeded in quieting her
-mistress somewhat.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_36'>36</span>“An’ mo’ ’n dat,” she went on, seeing the
-effect of her remarks, “dem chillun ’ll come
-home yer all safe an’ soun’. Ef Marster an’ dem
-niggers don’t fetch um back, dey ’ll come deyse’f;
-an’ old man Jake ’ll come wid um. You
-min’ wa’t I tell you. You go an’ go ter bed,
-honey, an’ don’t pester yo’se’f ’bout dem chillun.
-I’ll set up yer in the cornder an’ nod, an’ keep
-my eyes on w’at’s gwine on outside.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>But Mrs. Gaston refused to go to bed. She
-went to the window, and away down the river
-she could see the red light of the torches projected
-against the fog. It seemed as if it were
-standing still, and the mother’s heart sank within
-her at the thought. Perhaps they had found the
-boat—empty! This and a thousand other cruel
-suggestions racked her brain.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>But the boats were not standing still; they
-were moving down the river as rapidly as four
-of the stoutest arms to be found in the county
-could drive them. The pine torches lit up both
-banks perfectly. The negroes rowed in silence
-a mile or more, when Big Sam said:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Marster, kin we sing some?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Does it seem to be much of a singing matter,
-Sam?” Dr. Gaston asked, grimly.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“No, suh, it don’t; but singin’ he’ps ’long
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_37'>37</span>might’ly w’en you workin’, mo’ speshually ef you
-er doin’ de kind er work whar you kin sorter hit
-a lick wid the chune—kinder keepin’ time, like.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Dr. Gaston said nothing, and Big Sam went on:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“’Sides dat, Marster, we-all useter sing ter
-dem chillun, an’ dey knows our holler so well dat
-I boun’ you ef dey wuz ter year us singin’ an’
-gwine on, dey’d holler back.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well,” said Dr. Gaston, struck by the suggestion,
-“sing.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Bill,” said Big Sam to the negro in the other
-boat, “watch out for me; I’m gwine away.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“You’ll year fum me w’en you git whar you
-gwine,” Sandy Bill replied.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>With that Big Sam struck up a song. His
-voice was clear and strong, and he sang with a
-will.</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c011'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Oh. Miss Malindy, you er lots too sweet for me;</div>
- <div class='line in2'>I cannot come to see you</div>
- <div class='line'>Ontil my time is free—</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Oh, den I’ll come ter see you,</div>
- <div class='line'>An’ take you on my knee.</div>
- </div>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Oh, Miss Malindy, now don’t you go away;</div>
- <div class='line in2'>I cannot come to see you</div>
- <div class='line'>Ontil some yuther day—</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Oh, den I’ll come ter see you—</div>
- <div class='line'>Oh, den I’ll come ter stay.</div>
- </div>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_38'>38</span>Oh, Miss Malindy, you is my only one;</div>
- <div class='line in2'>I cannot come ter see you</div>
- <div class='line'>Ontil de day is done—</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Oh, den I’ll come ter see you,</div>
- <div class='line'>And we’ll have a little fun.</div>
- </div>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Oh, Miss Malindy, my heart belongs ter you;</div>
- <div class='line in2'>I cannot come ter see you</div>
- <div class='line'>Ontil my work is thoo’.</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Oh, den I’ll come ter see you,</div>
- <div class='line'>I ’ll come in my canoe.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>The words of the song, foolish and trivial as
-they are, do not give the faintest idea of the
-melody to which it was sung. The other negroes
-joined in, and the tremulous tenor of little
-Willyum was especially effective. The deep dark
-woods on either side seemed to catch up and
-echo back the plaintive strain. To a spectator
-on the bank, the scene must have been an uncanny
-one—the song with its heart-breaking
-melody, the glistening arms and faces of the two
-gigantic blacks, the flaring torches, flinging their
-reflections on the swirling waters, the great gulfs
-of darkness beyond—all these must have been
-very impressive. But these things did not occur
-to those in the boats, least of all to Dr. Gaston.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_39'>39</span>In the minds of all there was but one thought—the
-children.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The negroes rowed on, keeping time to their
-songs. Their arms appeared to be as tireless as
-machinery that has the impulse of steam. Finally
-Big Sam’s boat grounded.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Hol’ on dar, Bill!” he shouted. “Watch
-out!” He took the torch from the little negro
-and held it over his head, and then behind him,
-peering into the darkness beyond. Then he
-laughed.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De Lord he’p my soul!” he exclaimed; “I
-done clean fergit ’bout Moccasin Shoals! Back
-yo’ boat, Bill.” Suiting the action to the word,
-he backed his own, and they were soon away
-from the shoals.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Now, den,” he said to Bill, “git yo’ boat in
-line wid mine, an’ hol’ yo’ paddle in yo’ lap.”
-Then the boats, caught by the current, moved
-toward the shoals, and one after the other touched
-a rock, turned completely around, and went
-safely down the rapids, just as the children’s boat
-had done in the forenoon. Once over the shoals,
-Big Sam and Sandy Bill resumed their oars and
-their songs, and sent the boats along at a rapid
-rate.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>A man, sitting on the river bank, heard them
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_40'>40</span>coming, and put out his torch by covering it with
-sand. He crouched behind the bushes and
-watched them go by. After they had passed he
-straightened himself, and remarked:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, I’ll be switched!” Then he relighted
-his torch, and went on with his fishing. It was
-the same man that Lucien and Lillian had seen.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The boats went on and on. With brief intervals
-the negroes rowed all night long, but Dr.
-Gaston found no trace of his children. In sheer
-desperation, however, he kept on. The sun rose,
-and the negroes were still rowing. At nine
-o’clock in the morning the boats entered Ross’s
-mill-pond. This Dr. Gaston knew was the end
-of his journey. If the boat had drifted into this
-pond, and been carried over the dam, the children
-were either drowned or crushed on the rocks below.
-If their boat had not entered the pond,
-then they had been rescued the day before by
-some one living near the river.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>It was with a heavy heart that Dr. Gaston
-landed. And yet there were no signs of a tragedy
-anywhere near. John Cosby, the miller, fat and
-hearty, stood in the door of the mill, his arms akimbo,
-and watched the boats curiously. His children
-were playing near. A file of geese was marching
-down to the water, and a flock of pigeons was
-sailing overhead, taking their morning exercise.
-Everything seemed to be peaceful and serene.
-As he passed the dam on his way to the mill, Dr.
-Gaston saw that there was a heavy head of water,
-but possibly not enough to carry a large bateau
-over; still—the children were gone!</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id004'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_41'>41</span>
-<img src='images/p041.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>THE MILLER AND HIS CHILDREN</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_43'>43</span>The puzzled look on the miller’s face disappeared
-as Dr. Gaston approached.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, the gracious goodness!” he exclaimed.
-“Why, howdy, Doc.—howdy! Why, I ’m right
-down glad to see you. Whichever an’ whichaway
-did you come?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“My little children are lost,” said Dr. Gaston,
-shaking the miller’s hand. The jolly smile on
-John Cosby’s face disappeared as suddenly as if it
-had been wiped out with a sponge.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, now, that’s too bad—too bad,” he exclaimed,
-looking at his own rosy-cheeked little
-ones standing near.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“They were in a bateau,” said Dr. Gaston,
-“and I thought maybe they might have drifted
-down here and over the mill-dam.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The miller’s jolly smile appeared again. “Oh,
-no, Doc.—no, no! Whichever an’ whichaway
-they went, they never went over that dam. In
-time of a freshet, the thing might be did; but not
-now. Oh, no! Ef it lies betwixt goin’ over that
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_44'>44</span>dam an’ bein’ safe, them babies is jest as safe an’
-soun’ as mine is.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I think,” said Dr. Gaston, “that they started
-out to hunt Jake, my carriage-driver, who has run
-away.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Jake run away!” exclaimed Mr. Cosby, growing
-very red in the face. “Why, the impident
-scoundull! Hit ain’t been three days sence the
-ole rascal wuz here. He come an’ ’lowed that some
-of your wagons was a-campin’ out about two mile
-from here, an’ he got a bushel of meal, an’ said that
-if you didn’t pay me the money down I could take
-it out in physic. The impident ole scoundull!
-An’ he was jest as ’umble-come-tumble as you
-please—a-bowin’, an’ a-scrapin’, an’ a-howdy-do-in’.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>But the old miller’s indignation cooled somewhat
-when Dr. Gaston briefly told him of the incident
-which caused the old negro to run away.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Hit sorter sticks in my gizzard,” he remarked,
-“when I hear tell of a nigger hittin’ a white man;
-but I don’t blame Jake much.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“And now,” said Dr. Gaston, “I want to ask
-your advice. You are a level-headed man, and I
-want to know what you think. The children got
-in the boat, and came down the river. There is
-no doubt in my mind that they started on a wild-goose
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_45'>45</span>chase after Jake; but they are not on the
-river now, nor is the boat on the river. How do
-you account for that?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, Doc., if you want my naked beliefs about
-it, I’ll give ’em to you, fa’r an’ squar’. It’s my
-beliefs that them youngsters have run up agin old
-Jake somewhar up the river, an’ that they are jest
-as safe’an’ soun’ as you is. Them’s my beliefs.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“But what has become of the boat?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, I’ll tell you. Old Jake is jest as cunning
-as any other nigger. He took an’ took the
-youngsters out, an’ arterwards he drawed the boat
-out on dry land. He rightly thought there would
-be pursuit, an’ he didn’t mean to be ketched.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Then what would you advise me to do?” asked
-Dr. Gaston.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The old man scratched his head.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, Doc., I’m a-talkin’ in the dark, but it’s
-my beliefs them youngsters ’ll be at home before
-you can get there to save your life. Jake may not
-be there, but if he’s found the boy an’ gal, he ’ll
-carry ’em safe home. Now you mind what I tell
-you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Dr. Gaston’s anxiety was too great to permit
-him to put much confidence in the old miller’s prediction.
-What he said seemed reasonable enough,
-but a thousand terrible doubts had possession of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_46'>46</span>the father’s mind. He hardly dared go home without
-the children. He paced up and down before
-the mill, a most miserable man. He knew not
-where to go or what to do.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Mr. Cosby, the miller, watched him awhile, and
-shook his head. “If Doc. don’t find them youngsters,”
-he said to himself, “he ’ll go plum deestracted.”
-But he said aloud:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, Doc., you an’ the niggers must have a
-breathing-spell. We’ll go up to the house an’ see
-ef we can’t find somethin’ to eat in the cubberd,
-an’ arterwards, in the time you are restin’, we’ll
-talk about findin’ the youngsters. If there’s any
-needcessity, I’ll go with you. My son John can run
-the mill e’en about as good as I can. We’ll go
-up yan to ’Squire Ross’s an’ git a horse or two,
-an’ we’ll scour the country on both sides of the
-river. But you’ve got to have a snack of somethin’
-to eat, an’ you’ve got to take a rest. Human
-natur’ can’t stand the strain.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Torn as he was by grief and anxiety, Dr. Gaston
-knew this was good advice. He gratefully
-accepted John Cosby’s invitation to breakfast, as
-well as his offer to aid in the search for the lost
-children. After Doctor Gaston had eaten, he sat
-on the miller’s porch and tried to collect his
-thoughts so as to be able to form some plan of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_47'>47</span>search. While the two men were talking, they
-heard Big Sam burst out laughing. He laughed
-so loud and heartily that Mr. Cosby grew angry,
-and went into the back yard to see what the fun
-was about. In his heart the miller thought the
-negroes were laughing at the food his wife had
-set before them, and he was properly indignant.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, well,” said he, “what’s this I hear?
-Two high-fed niggers a-laughin’ beca’se their
-master’s little ones are lost and gone! And has
-it come to this? A purty pass, a mighty purty
-pass!” Both the negroes grew very serious
-at this.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mars’ John, we-all was des projickin’ wid
-one an’er. You know how niggers is w’en dey
-git nuff ter eat. Dey feel so good dey ’bleege
-ter holler.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Mr. Cosby sighed, and turned away. “Well,”
-said he, “I hope niggers ’s got souls, but I know
-right p’int-blank that they ain’t got no hearts.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Now, what was Big Sam laughing at?</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>He was laughing because he had found out
-where Lucien and Lillian were. How did he
-find out? In the simplest manner imaginable.
-Sandy Bill and Big Sam were sitting in Mr.
-Cosby’s back yard eating their breakfast, while
-little Willyum was eating his in the kitchen. It
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_48'>48</span>was the first time the two older negroes had had
-an opportunity of talking together since they
-started from home the day before.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Sam,” said Sandy Bill, “did you see whar de
-chillun landed w’en we come ’long des a’ter sun-up
-dis mornin’?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dat I didn’t,” said Sam, wiping his mouth
-with the back of his hand—“dat I didn’t, an’ ef I
-had I’d a hollered out ter Marster.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dat w’at I wuz feared un,” said Sandy Bill.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Feared er what?” asked Big Sam.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Feared you’d holler at Marster ef you seed
-whar dey landed. Dat how come I ter run foul
-er yo’ boat.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Look yer, nigger man, you ain’t done gone
-’stracted, is you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Shoo, chile! don’t talk ter me ’bout gwine
-’stracted. I got ez much sense ez Ole Zip Coon.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den whyn’t you tell Marster? Ain’t you
-done see how he troubled in he min’?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I done see dat, en it makes me feel bad; but
-t’er folks got trouble, too, lots wuss’n Marster.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Is dey los’ der chillun?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Yes—Lord! dey done los’ eve’ybody. But
-Marster ain’t los’ no chillun yit.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den wat we doin’ way down yer?” asked Big
-Sam in an angry tone.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_49'>49</span>
-<img src='images/p049.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>“AN’ OLE MAN JAKE, HE DAR TOO.”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_51'>51</span>“Le’ me tell you,” said Sandy Bill, laying his
-hand on Big Sam’s shoulder; “le’ me tell you.
-Right cross dar fum whar I run foul er yo’ boat is
-de biggest cane-brake in all creation.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I know ’im,” said Big Sam. “Dey calls ’im
-Hudson’s cane-brake.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Now you talkin’,” said Sandy Bill. “Well,
-ef you go dar you ’ll fin’ right in the middle er
-dat cane-brake a heap er niggers dat you got
-’quaintance wid—Randall Spivey, an’ Crazy Sue,
-an’ Cupid Mitchell, an’ Isaiah Little—dey er all
-dar; an’ ole man Jake, he dar too.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Look yer, nigger,” Sam exclaimed, “how you
-know?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I sent ’im dar. He come by me in de fiel’
-an’ tole me he done kilt de overseer, an’ I up an’
-tell ’im, I did, ‘Make fer Hudson’s cane-brake,’
-an’ dar ’s right whar he went.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>It was at this point that Big Sam’s hearty
-laughter attracted the attention of Dr. Gaston
-and Mr. Cosby.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Now, den,” said Sandy Bill, after the miller
-had rebuked them and returned to the other side
-of the house, “now, den, ef I’d ’a’ showed Marster
-whar dem chillun landed, en tole ’im whar dey
-wuz, he’d ’a’ gone ’cross dar, en seed dem niggers,
-an’ by dis time nex’ week ole Bill Locke’s
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_52'>52</span>nigger-dogs would ’a’ done run um all in jail.
-You know how Marster is. He think kaze he
-treat his niggers right dat eve’ybody else treat
-der’n des dat a-way. But don’t you worry ’bout
-dem chillun.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Was it possible for Sandy Bill to be mistaken?</p>
-
-<div>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_53'>53</span>
- <h3 class='c008'><span class='sc'>Chapter III</span></h3>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c009'>Lucien and Lillian, cuddled together in the
-bottom of their boat, were soon fast asleep.
-In dreams of home their loneliness and their troubles
-were all forgotten. Sometimes in the starlight,
-sometimes in the dark shadows of the overhanging
-trees, the boat drifted on. At last, toward
-morning, it was caught in an eddy and carried
-nearer the bank, where the current was almost
-imperceptible. Here the clumsy old bateau rocked
-and swung, sometimes going lazily forward, and
-then as lazily floating back again.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>As the night faded away into the dim gray of
-morning, the bushes above the boat were thrust
-softly aside and a black face looked down upon
-the children. Then the black face disappeared
-as suddenly as it came. After awhile it appeared
-again. It was not an attractive face. In the dim
-light it seemed to look down on the sleeping children
-with a leer that was almost hideous. It was
-the face of a woman. Around her head was a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_54'>54</span>faded red handkerchief, tied in a fantastic fashion,
-and as much of her dress as could be seen was
-ragged, dirty, and greasy. She was not pleasant
-to look upon, but the children slept on unconscious
-of her presence.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Presently the woman came nearer. On the
-lower bank a freshet had deposited a great heap
-of sand, which was now dry and soft. The woman
-sat down on this, hugging her knees with her
-arms, and gazed at the sleeping children long and
-earnestly. Then she looked up and down the
-river, but nothing was to be seen for the fog that
-lay on the water. She shook her head and muttered:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Hit ’s p’izen down yer for dem babies. Yit
-how I gwine git um out er dar?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>She caught hold of the boat, turned it around,
-and, by means of the chain, drew it partially on
-the sand-bank. Then she lifted Lillian from the
-boat, wrapping the quilt closer about the child,
-carried her up the bank, and laid her beneath the
-trees where no dew had fallen. Returning, she
-lifted Lucien and placed him beside his sister.
-But the change aroused him. He raised himself
-on his elbow and rubbed his eyes. The negro
-woman, apparently by force of habit, slipped behind
-a tree.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_55'>55</span>“Where am I?” Lucien exclaimed, looking
-around in something of a fright. He caught sight
-of the frazzled skirt of the woman’s dress. “Who
-is there behind that tree?” he cried.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Nobody but me, honey—nobody ner nothin’
-but po’ ole Crazy Sue. Don’t be skeerd er me.
-I ain’t nigh ez bad ez I looks ter be.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>It was now broad daylight, and Lucien could
-see that the hideous ugliness of the woman was
-caused by a burn on the side of her face and neck.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Wasn’t I in a boat?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Yes, honey; I brung you up yer fer ter keep
-de fog fum pizenin’ you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I dreamed the Bad Man had me,” said Lucien,
-shivering at the bare recollection.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“No, honey; ’t want nobody ner nothin’ but
-po’ ole Crazy Sue. De boat down dar on de
-sand-bank, an’ yo’ little sissy layin’ dar soun’
-asleep. Whar in de name er goodness wuz you-all
-gwine, honey?” asked Crazy Sue, coming
-nearer.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“We were going down the river hunting for
-Daddy Jake. He’s a runaway now. I reckon
-we’ll find him after a while.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Is you-all Marse Doc. Gaston’ chillun?”
-asked Crazy Sue, with some show of eagerness.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Why, of course we are,” said Lucien.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_56'>56</span>Crazy Sue’s eyes fairly danced with joy. She
-clasped her hands together and exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Lord, honey, I could shout,—I could des
-holler and shout; but I ain’t gwine do it. You
-stay right dar by yo’ little sissy till I come back;
-I want ter run an’ make somebody feel good.
-Now, don’t you move, honey. Stay right dar.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>With that Crazy Sue disappeared in the
-bushes. Lucien kept very still. In the first
-place, he was more than half frightened by the
-strangeness of his surroundings, and, in the second
-place, he was afraid his little sister would
-wake and begin to cry. He felt like crying a
-little himself, for he knew he was many miles
-from home, and he felt very cold and uncomfortable.
-Indeed, he felt very lonely and miserable;
-but just when he was about to cry and call
-Daddy Jake, he heard voices near him. Crazy
-Sue came toward him in a half-trot, and behind
-her—close behind her—was Daddy Jake, his
-face wreathed in smiles and his eyes swimming
-in tears. Lucien saw him and rushed toward
-him, and the old man stooped and hugged the
-boy to his black bosom.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Why, honey,” he exclaimed, “whar de name
-er goodness you come f’um! Bless you! ef my
-eyes wuz sore de sight un you would make um
-well. How you know whar yo’ Daddy Jake is?”</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_57'>57</span>
-<img src='images/p057.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>“LUCIEN SAW HIM AND RUSHED TOWARD HIM.”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_59'>59</span>“Me and sister started out to hunt you,” said
-Lucien, whimpering a little, now that he had
-nothing to whimper for, “and I think you are
-mighty mean to run off and leave us all at home.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Now you talkin’, honey,” said Daddy Jake,
-laughing in his old fashion. “I boun’ I’m de
-meanes’ ole nigger in de Nunited State. Yit,
-ef I’d ’a’ know’d you wuz gwine ter foller me up
-so close, I’d ’a’ fotch you wid me, dat I would!
-An’ dar’s little Missy,” he exclaimed, leaning
-over the little girl, “an’ she’s a-sleepin’ des ez
-natchul ez ef she wuz in her bed at home. What
-I tell you-all?” he went on, turning to a group
-of negroes that had followed him,—Randall, Cupid,
-Isaiah, and others,—“What I tell you-all?
-Ain’t I done bin’ an’ gone an’ tole you dat deze
-chillun wuz de out-doin’est chillun on de top-side
-er de roun’ worl’?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The negroes—runaways all—laughed and
-looked pleased, and Crazy Sue fairly danced.
-They made so much fuss that they woke Lillian,
-and when she saw Daddy Jake she gave one
-little cry and leaped in his arms. This made
-Crazy Sue dance again, and she would have kept
-it up for a long time, but Randall suggested to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_60'>60</span>Daddy Jake that the boat ought to be hauled
-ashore and hidden in the bushes. Crazy Sue
-stayed with the children while the negro men
-went after the boat. They hauled it up the bank
-by the chain, and then they lifted and carried it
-several hundred yards away from the river, and
-hid it in the thick bushes and grass.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Now,” said Daddy Jake, when they had returned
-to where they left the children, “we got
-ter git away f’um yer. Dey ain’t no tellin’ w’at
-gwine ter happen. Ef deze yer chillun kin slip
-up on us dis away w’at kin a grown man do?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The old man intended this as a joke, but the
-others took him at his word, and were moving
-off. “Wait!” he exclaimed. “De chillun bleeze
-ter go whar I go. Sue, you pick up little Missy
-dar, an’ I’ll play hoss fer dish yer chap.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Crazy Sue lifted Lillian in her arms, Daddy
-Jake stooped so that Lucien could climb up on
-his back, and then all took up their march for
-the middle of Hudson’s cane-brake. Randall
-brought up the rear in order, as he said, to “stop
-up de holes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>It was a narrow, slippery, and winding path in
-which the negroes trod—a path that a white man
-would have found difficult to follow. It seemed
-to lead in all directions; but, finally, it stopped
-on a knoll high and dry above the surrounding
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_61'>61</span>swamp. A fire was burning brightly, and the
-smell of frying meat was in the air. On this
-knoll the runaway negroes had made their camp,
-and for safety they could not have selected a
-better place.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>It was not long before Crazy Sue had warmed
-some breakfast for the children. The negroes
-had brought the food they found in the boat, and
-Crazy Sue put some of the biscuits in a tin bucket,
-hung the bucket on a stick, and held it over the
-fire. Then she gave them some bacon that had
-been broiled on a stone, and altogether they
-made a hearty breakfast.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>During the morning most of the negro men
-stayed in the cane-brake, some nodding and some
-patching their clothes, which were already full
-of patches. But after dinner, a feast of broiled
-fish, roasted sweet potatoes, and ash-cake, they
-all went away, leaving Crazy Sue to take care
-of the children. After the men had all gone, the
-woman sat with her head covered with her arms.
-She sat thus for a long time. After a while Lucien
-went to her and put his hand on her shoulder.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“What’s the matter?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Nothin’, honey; I wuz des a-settin’ yer
-a-studyin’ an’ a-studyin’. Lots er times I gits
-took dat a-way.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“What are you studying about?” said Lucien.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_62'>62</span>“’Bout folks. I wuz des a-studyin’ ’bout folks,
-an’ ’bout how come I whar I is, w’en I oughter
-be somers else. W’en I set down dis a-way, I
-gits dat turrified in de min’ dat I can’t stay on de
-groun’ sca’cely. Look like I want ter rise up in
-de elements an’ fly.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“What made you run away?” Lucien asked
-with some curiosity.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, you know, honey,” said Crazy Sue,
-after a pause, “my marster ain’t nigh ez good ter
-his niggers ez yo’ pa is ter his’n. ’Tain’t dat my
-marster is any mo’ strick, but look like hit fret
-’im ef he see one er his niggers settin’ down anywheres.
-Well, one time, long time ago, I had
-two babies, an’ dey wuz twins, an’ dey wuz des
-’bout ez likely little niggers ez you ever did see.
-De w’ite folks had me at de house doin’ de
-washin’ so I could be where I kin nurse de babies.
-One time I wuz settin’ in my house nursin’ un
-um, an’ while I settin’ dar I went fast ter sleep.
-How long I sot dar ’sleep, de Lord only knows,
-but w’en I woked up, Marster wuz stan’in in de
-do’, watchin’ me. He ain’t say nothin, yit I
-knowed dat man wuz mad. He des turn on his
-heel an’ walk away. I let you know I put dem
-babies down an’ hustled out er dat house mighty
-quick.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_63'>63</span>
-<img src='images/p063.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>POOR OLD SUE TELLS HER STORY.</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_65'>65</span>“Well, sir, dat night de foreman come ’roun’
-an’ tole me dat I mus’ go ter de fiel’ de nex’
-mornin’. Soon ez he say dat, I up an’ went
-ter de big house an’ ax Marster w’at I gwine
-do wid de babies ef I went ter de fiel’. He stood
-an’ look at me, he did, an’ den he writ a note out
-er his pocket-book, an’ tol’ me ter han’ it ter de
-overseer. Dat w’at I done dat ve’y night, an’ de
-overseer, he took an’ read de note, an’ den he
-up an’ say dat I mus’ go wid de hoe-han’s, way
-over ter de two-mile place.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I went, kaze I bleeze ter go; yit all day long,
-whiles I wuz hoein’ I kin year dem babies cryin’.
-Look like sometimes dey wuz right at me, an’
-den ag’in look like dey wuz way off yander. I
-kep’ on a-goin’ an’ I kep’ on a-hoein’, an’ de babies
-kep’ on a-famishin’. Dey des fade away,
-an’ bimeby dey died, bofe un um on the same
-day. On dat day I had a fit an’ fell in de fier,
-an’ dat how come I burnt up so.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Look like,” said the woman, marking on the
-ground with her bony forefinger—“look like I
-kin year dem babies cryin’ yit, an’ dat de reason
-folks call me Crazy Sue, kaze I kin year um cryin’
-an’ yuther folks can’t. I’m mighty glad dey
-can’t, kaze it ’ud break der heart.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Why didn’t you come and tell Papa about
-it?” said Lucien, indignantly.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_66'>66</span>“Ah, Lord, honey!” exclaimed Crazy Sue,
-“yo’ pa is a mighty good man, an’ a mighty good
-doctor, but he ain’t got no medicine wa’t could ’a’
-kyored me an’ my marster.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>In a little while Daddy Jake put in an appearance,
-and the children soon forgot Crazy Sue’s
-troubles, and began to think about going home.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Daddy Jake,” said Lucien, “when are you
-going to take us back home?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I want to go right now,” said Lillian.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Daddy Jake scratched his head and thought
-the matter over.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dey ain’t no use talkin’,” said he, “I got ter
-carry you back an’ set you down in sight er de
-house, but how I gwine do it an’ not git kotched?
-Dat w’at troublin’ me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Why, Papa ain’t mad,” said Lucien. “I
-heard him tell that mean old overseer he had a
-great mind to take his buggy whip to him for
-hitting you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ain’t dat man dead?” exclaimed Daddy Jake
-in amazement.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“No, he ain’t,” said Lucien. “Papa drove
-him off the place.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, I be blest!” said the old man with a
-chuckle. “W’at kinder head you reckon dat
-w’ite man got?—Honey,” he went on, growing
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_67'>67</span>serious again, “is you <i>sholy sho</i> dat man ain’t
-dead?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Didn’t I see him after you went away?
-Didn’t I hear Papa tell him to go away? Didn’t
-I hear Papa tell Mamma he wished you had
-broken his neck? Didn’t I hear Papa tell
-Mamma that you were a fool for running away?”
-Lucien flung these questions at Daddy Jake with
-an emphasis that left nothing to be desired.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well,” said Daddy Jake, “dat mus’ be so, an’
-dat bein’ de case, we’ll des start in de mornin’
-an’ git home ter supper. We’ll go over yander
-ter Marse Meredy Ingram’s an’ borry his carriage
-an’ go home in style. I boun’ you, dey’ll all be
-glad to see us.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Daddy Jake was happy once more. A great
-burden had been taken from his mind. The
-other negroes when they came in toward night
-seemed to be happy, too, because the old man
-could go back home; and there was not one but
-would have swapped places with him. Randall
-was the last to come, and he brought a big, fat
-chicken.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I wuz cornin’ ’long cross de woods des now,”
-he said, winking his eye and shaking his head at
-Daddy Jake, “an’, bless gracious, dis chicken
-flew’d right in my han’. I say ter myse’f, I did,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_68'>68</span>‘Ole lady, you mus’ know we got comp’ny at our
-house,’ an’ den I clamped down on ’er, an’ yer
-she is. Now, ’bout dark, I’ll take ’er up yander
-an’ make Marse Ingram’s cook fry ’er brown fer
-deze chillun, an’ I’ll make ’er gimme some milk.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Crazy Sue took the chicken, which had already
-been killed, wet its feathers thoroughly, rolled it
-around in the hot embers, and then proceeded to
-pick and clean it.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Randall’s programme was carried out to the
-letter. Mr. Meredith Ingram’s cook fried the
-chicken for him, and put in some hot biscuit for
-good measure, and the milker gave him some
-fresh milk, which she said would not be missed.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The children had a good supper, and they
-would have gone to sleep directly afterward, but
-the thought of going home with Daddy Jake
-kept them awake. Randall managed to tell
-Daddy Jake, out of hearing of the children, that
-Dr. Gaston and some of his negroes had been
-seen at Ross’s mill that morning.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well,” said Daddy Jake, “I bleeze ter beat
-Marster home. Ef he go back dar widout de chillun,
-my mistiss’ll drap right dead on de flo’.”
-This was his only comment.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Around the fire the negroes laughed and joked,
-and told their adventures. Lillian felt comfortable
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_69'>69</span>and happy, and as for Lucien, he himself felt
-a hero. He had found Daddy Jake, and now he
-was going to carry him back home.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Once, when there was a lull in the talk, Lillian
-asked why the frogs made so much fuss.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I speck it’s kaze dey er mad wid Mr. Rabbit,”
-said Crazy Sue. “Dey er tryin’ der best
-ter drive ’im outen de swamp.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“What are they mad with the Rabbit for?”
-asked Lucien, thinking there might be a story in
-the explanation.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Hit’s one er dem ole-time fusses,” said Crazy
-Sue. “Hit’s most too ole ter talk about.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Don’t you know what the fuss was about?”
-asked Lucien.</p>
-
-<p class='c012'>“Well,” said Crazy Sue, “one time Mr. Rabbit
-an’ Mr. Coon live close ter one anudder in de
-same neighborhoods. How dey does now, I ain’t
-a-tellin’ you; but in dem times dey wa’n’t no hard
-feelin’s ’twix’ um. Dey des went ’long like two
-ole cronies. Mr. Rabbit, he wuz a fisherman,
-and Mr. Coon, he wuz a fisherman—”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“And put ’em in pens,” said Lillian, remembering
-an old rhyme she had heard.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“No, honey, dey ain’t no Willium-Come-Trimbletoe
-in dis. Mr. Rabbit an’ Mr. Coon wuz
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_70'>70</span>bofe fishermans, but Mr. Rabbit, he kotch fish, an’
-Mr. Coon, he fished fer frogs. Mr. Rabbit, he
-had mighty good luck, an’ Mr. Coon, he had
-mighty bad luck. Mr. Rabbit, he got fat an’
-slick, an’ Mr. Coon, he got po’ an’ sick.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Hit went on dis a-way tell one day Mr. Coon
-meet Mr. Rabbit in de big road. Dey shook
-han’s, dey did, an’ den Mr. Coon, he ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Brer Rabbit, whar you git sech a fine chance
-er fish?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mr. Rabbit laugh an’ say: ‘I kotch um outen
-de river, Brer Coon. All I got ter do is ter bait
-my hook,’ sezee.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den Mr. Coon shake his head an’ ’low: ‘Den
-how come I ain’t kin ketch no frogs?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mr. Rabbit sat down in de road an’ scratched
-fer fleas, an’ den he ’low: ‘Hit’s kaze you done
-make um all mad, Brer Coon. One time in de
-dark er de moon, you slipped down ter de branch
-an’ kotch de ole King Frog; an’ ever sence dat
-time, w’enever you er passin’ by, you kin year um
-sing out, fus’ one an’ den anudder—<i>Yer he come!
-Dar he goes! Hit ’im in de eye; hit ’im in de eye!
-Mash ’im an’ smash ’im; mash ’im an’ smash ’im!</i>
-Yasser, dat w’at dey say. I year um constant,
-Brer Coon, an’ dat des w’at dey say.’</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_71'>71</span>
-<img src='images/p071.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>“MR. RABBIT SQUALL OUT, ‘COON DEAD!’”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_73'>73</span>“Den Mr. Coon up an’ say: ‘Ef dat de way
-dey gwine on, how de name er goodness kin I
-ketch um, Brer Rabbit? I bleeze ter have sump’n
-ter eat fer me an’ my fambly connection.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mr. Rabbit sorter grin in de cornder er his
-mouf, an’ den he say: ‘Well, Brer Coon, bein’ ez
-you bin so sociable ’long wid me, an’ ain’t never
-showed yo’ toofies w’en I pull yo’ tail, I’ll des
-whirl in an’ he’p you out.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mr. Coon, he say: ‘Thanky, thanky-do, Brer
-Rabbit.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mr. Rabbit hung his fish on a tree lim’, an’
-say: ‘Now, Brer Coon, you bleeze ter do des like
-I tell you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mr. Coon ’lowed dat he would ef de Lord
-spared ’im.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den Mr. Rabbit say: ‘Now, Brer Coon, you
-des rack down yander, an’ git on de big san’-bar
-’twix’ de river an’ de branch. W’en you git dar
-you mus’ stagger like you sick, and den you mus’
-whirl roun’ an’ roun’ an’ drap down like you dead.
-After you drap down, you must sorter jerk yo’ legs
-once er twice, an’ den you mus’ lay right still.
-Ef fly light on yo’ nose, let ’im stay dar. Don’t
-move; don’t wink yo’ eye; don’t switch yo’ tail.
-Des lay right dar, an’ ’t won’t be long ’fo’ you
-year f’um me. Yit don’t you move till I give de
-word.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_74'>74</span>“Mr. Coon, he paced off, he did, an’ done des
-like Mr. Rabbit tol’ ’im. He staggered roun’ on
-de san’-bank, an’ den he drapped down dead.
-Atter so long a time, Mr. Rabbit come lopin’ ’long,
-an’ soon’s he git dar, he squall out, ‘Coon dead!’
-Dis rousted de frogs, an’ dey stuck dey heads up
-fer ter see w’at all de rippit wuz ’bout. One great
-big green un up an’ holler, <i>W’at de matter?
-W’at de matter?</i> He talk like he got a bad col’.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mr. Rabbit ’low: ‘Coon dead!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Frog say: <i>Don’t believe it! Don’t believe it!</i></p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“N’er frog say: <i>Yes, he is! Yes, he is!</i> Little
-bit er one say: <i>No, he ain’t! No, he ain’t!</i></p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dey kep’ on ’sputin’ an’ ’sputin’, tell bimeby
-hit look like all de frogs in de neighborhoods wuz
-dar. Mr. Rabbit look like he ain’t a-yearin’ ner
-a-keerin’ wa’t dey do er say. He sot dar in de san’
-like he gwine in mournin’ fer Mr. Coon. De Frogs
-kep’ gittin’ closer an’ closer. Mr. Coon, he ain’t
-move. W’en a fly’d git on ’im Mr. Rabbit he’d
-bresh ’im off.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Bimeby he ’low: ‘Ef you want ter git ’im
-outen de way, now’s yo’ time, Cousin Frogs.
-Des whirl in an’ bury him deep in de san’.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Big ole Frog say: <i>How we gwine ter do it?
-How we gwine ter do it?</i></p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mr. Rabbit ’low: ‘Dig de san’ out fum under
-’im an’ let ’im down in de hole.’</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_75'>75</span>
-<img src='images/p075.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>“DEN DE FROGS DEY WENT TO WORK SHO NUFF.”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_77'>77</span>“Den de Frogs dey went ter work sho nuff.
-Dey mus’ ’a’ bin a hunderd un um, an’ dey make
-dat san’ fly, mon. Mr. Coon, he ain’t move. De
-Frogs, dey dig an’ scratch in de san’ tell atter while
-dey had a right smart hole, an’ Mr. Coon wuz
-down in dar.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Bimeby big Frog holler: <i>Dis deep nuff? Dis
-deep nuff?</i></p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mr. Rabbit ’low: ‘Kin you jump out?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Big Frog say: <i>‘Yes, I kin! Yes, I kin!’</i></p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mr. Rabbit say: ‘Den’t ain’t deep nuff.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den de Frogs dey dig an’ dey dig, tell, bimeby,
-Big Frog say: <i>Dis deep nuff? Dis deep nuff?</i></p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mr. Rabbit ’low: ‘Kin you jump out?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Big Frog say: <i>I dess kin! I dess kin!</i></p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mr. Rabbit say: ‘Dig it deeper.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De Frogs keep on diggin’ tell bimeby, big
-Frog holler out: <i>Dis deep nuff? Dis deep nuff?</i></p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mr. Rabbit ’low: ‘Kin you jump out?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Big Frog say: <i>No, I can’t! No, I can’t!
-Come he’p me! Come he’p me!</i></p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mr. Rabbit bust out laughin’, and holler out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘<span class='sc'>Rise up, Sandy, an’ git yo’ Meat!</span>’ an’
-Mr. Coon riz.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Lucien and Lillian laughed heartily at this
-queer story, especially the curious imitation of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_78'>78</span>frogs both big and little that Crazy Sue gave.
-Lucien wanted her to tell more stories, but Daddy
-Jake said it was bedtime; and the children were
-soon sound asleep.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The next morning Daddy Jake had them up
-betimes. Crazy Sue took Lillian in her arms,
-and Daddy Jake took Lucien on his back. As
-they had gone into the cane-brake, so they came
-out. Randall and some of the other negroes
-wanted to carry Lillian, but Crazy Sue wouldn’t
-listen to them. She had brought the little girl
-in, she said, and she was going to carry her out.
-Daddy Jake, followed by Crazy Sue, went in the
-direction of Mr. Meredith Ingram’s house. It
-was on a hill, more than a mile from the river,
-and was in a grove of oak-trees. As they were
-making their way through a plum orchard, not far
-from the house, Crazy Sue stopped.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Jake,” she said, “dis is all de fur I’m
-gwine. I’m ’mos’ too close ter dat house now.
-You take dis baby an’ let dat little man walk.
-’Tain’t many steps ter whar you gwine.”
-Crazy Sue wrung Daddy Jake’s hand, stooped
-and kissed the children, and with a “God bless
-you all!” disappeared in the bushes, and none of
-the three ever saw her again.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id004'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_79'>79</span>
-<img src='images/p079.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>“THE OLD NEGRO PUT HIS HANDS TO HIS MOUTH AND CALLED.”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_81'>81</span>Mr. Meredith Ingram was standing out in his
-front yard, enjoying a pipe before breakfast. He
-was talking to himself and laughing when Daddy
-Jake and the children approached.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Howdy, Mars’ Meredy,” said the old negro,
-taking off his hat and bowing as politely as he
-could with the child in his arms. Mr. Ingram
-looked at him through his spectacles and over
-them.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ain’t that Gaston’s Jake?” he asked, after he
-had examined the group.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Yasser,” said Daddy Jake, “an’ deze is my
-marster’s little chillun.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Mr. Ingram took his pipe out of his mouth.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Why, what in the world!—Why, what under
-the sun!—Well, if this doesn’t beat—why, what
-in the nation!”—Mr. Ingram failed to find words
-to express his surprise.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Daddy Jake, however, made haste to tell Mr.
-Ingram that the little ones had drifted down the
-river in a boat, that he had found them, and
-wished to get them home just as quickly as he
-could.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“My marster bin huntin’ fer um, suh,” said the
-old negro, and I want ter beat him home, kaze ef
-he go dar widout deze chillun, my mistiss’ll be
-a dead ’oman—she cert’n’y will, suh.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, well, well!” exclaimed Mr. Ingram.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_82'>82</span>“If this don’t beat—why, of course, I’ll send
-them home. I’ll go with ’em myself. Of course
-I will. Well, if this doesn’t—George! hitch up
-the carriage. Fetch out Ben Bolt and Rob Roy,
-and go and get your breakfast. Jake, you go
-and help him, and I’ll take these chaps in the
-house and warm ’em up. Come on, little ones.
-We’ll have something to eat and then we’ll go
-right home to Pappy and Mammy.” They went
-in, Mr. Ingram muttering to himself, “Well, if
-this doesn’t beat—”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>After breakfast Mr. Ingram, the children,
-Daddy Jake, and George, the driver, were up
-and away, as the fox-hunters say. Daddy Jake
-sat on the driver’s seat with George, and urged
-on the horses. They traveled rapidly, and it is
-well they did, for when they came in sight of the
-Gaston place, Daddy Jake saw his master entering
-the avenue that led to the house. The old
-negro put his hands to his mouth and called so
-loudly that the horses jumped. Doctor Gaston
-heard him and stopped, and in a minute more
-had his children in his arms, and that night there
-was a happy family in the Gaston house. But
-nobody was any happier than Daddy Jake.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_83'>83</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>HOW A WITCH WAS CAUGHT</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c013'>The little boy sat in a high chair and used his
-legs as drumsticks, much to the confusion
-of Uncle Remus, as it appeared. After a while
-the old man exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, my goodness en de gracious! how you
-ever in de roun’ worl’ er anywheres else speck
-me fer ter make any headway in tellin’ a tale
-wiles all dish yer racket gwine on? I don’t want
-ter call nobody’s pa, kase he mos’ allers talks too
-loud, en if I call der ma’t won’t make so mighty
-much difference, kase she done got so usen ter it
-dat she dunner w’en dey er makin’ any fuss. I
-believe dat ef everything wuz ter git right good
-en still on deze premises des one time, you’ ma
-would in about die wid de headache. Anyway,
-she’d be mighty sick, bekaze she ain’t usen ter
-not havin’ no fuss, en she des couldn’t git ’long
-widout it.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I tell you right now, I’d be afeard fer ter tell
-any tale roun’ yer, kaze de fust news I know’d
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_84'>84</span>I’d git my eyes put out, er my leg broke, er
-sump’n’ n’er. I knows deze yer w’ite chillun,
-mon! dat I does; I knows um. Dey’ll git de
-upper hand er de niggers ef de Lord spar’s um.
-En he mos’ inginner’lly spar’s um.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, now, ef you want ter hear dish yer tale
-w’at I bin tu’nin’ over in my min’ you des got ter
-come en set right yer in front er me, whar I kin
-keep my two eyes on you; kaze I ain’t gwine ter
-take no resks er no foolishness. Now, den, you
-des better behave, bekaze hit don’t cost me nothin’
-fer ter cut dis tale right short off.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“One time der wuz a miller man w’at live by
-a river en had a mill. He wuz a mighty smart
-man. He tuck so much toll dat he tuck ’n buyed
-’im a house, en’ he want ter rent dat ’ar house out
-ter folks, but de folks dey ’lowed dat de house wuz
-ha’nted. Dey’d come ’en rent de house, dey
-would, en move in dar, en den go upsta’rs en go
-ter bed. Dey’d go ter bed, dey would, but dey
-couldn’t sleep, en time it got day dey’d git out
-er dat house.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De miller man, he ax’d um w’at de matter wuz,
-but dey des shuck der head en’ ’low de house wuz
-ha’nted. Den he tuck ’n try ter fine out w’at
-kind er ha’nt she wuz dat skeer folks. He sleep
-in de house, but he ain’t see nothin’, en de mos’
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_85'>85</span>w’at he year wuz a big ole gray cat a-promenadin’
-roun’ en hollerin’. Bimeby hit got so dat dey
-want no fun in havin’ de ha’nted house, en w’en
-folks’d come ’long de miller man, he’d des up
-en tell um dat de house ’uz ha’nted. Some ’ud
-go up en some wouldn’t, but dem w’at went up
-didn’t stay, kaze des ’bout bedtime dey’d fetch
-a yell en des come a-rushin’ down, en all de money
-in de Nunited States er Georgy wouldn’t git um
-fer ter go back up dar.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Hit went on dis away twel one time a preacher
-man com’ ’long dar en say he wanted some’rs ter
-stay. He was a great big man, en he look like
-he wuz good accordin’. De miller man say he
-hate mighty bad for to discommerdate ’im, but he
-des pintedly ain’t got no place whar he kin put
-’im ’cep’ dat ’ar ha’nted house. De preacher man
-say he des soon stay dar ez anywhar’s, kase he
-bin livin’ in deze low-groun’s er sorrer too long
-fer ter be sot back by any one-hoss ha’nts. De
-miller man ’lowed dat he wuz afeard de ha’nts ’ud
-worry ’im might’ly, but de preacher man ’low, he
-did, dat he use ter bein’ worried, en he up en tell
-de miller man dat he’d a heap rather stay in de
-house wid de ha’nt, no matter how big she is,
-dan ter stay out doors in de rain.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“So de miller man, he ’low he ain’t got no mo’
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_86'>86</span>’pology fer ter make, bekaze ef de preacher man
-wuz ready fer ter face de ha’nts and set up dar en
-out blink um, dey wouldn’t be nobody in de
-roun’ worl’ no gladder dan ’im. Den de miller
-man showed de preacher man how ter git in de
-house en had ’im a great big fier built. En atter
-de miller man wuz done gone, de preacher man
-drawed a cheer up ter de fier en waited fer de
-ha’nts, but dey ain’t no ha’nts come. Den w’en
-dey ain’t no ha’nts come, de preacher man tuck ’n
-open up he satchel en got ’im out some spar’ ribs
-en sot um by de fier fer ter cook, en den he got
-down en said he pra’rs, en den he got up en read
-he Bible. He wuz a mighty good man, mon, en
-he prayed en read a long time. Bimeby, w’en
-his spar’ ribs git done, he got some bread out’n
-he satchel, en fixed fer ter eat his supper.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“By de time he got all de meat off’n one er de
-ribs, de preacher man listened, en he year’d a
-monst’us scramblin’ en scratchin’ on de wall. He
-look aroun’, he did, en dar wuz a great big black
-cat a-sharpenin’ ’er claws on de door facin’.
-Folks, don’t talk! dat ’ar cat wuz er sight! Great
-long w’ite toofs en great big yaller eye-balls
-a-shinin’ like dey wuz lit up way back in ’er head.
-She stood dar a minit, dat ole black cat did, en
-den she ’gun ter sidle up like she wuz gwine ter
-mount dat preacher man right dar en den. But
-de preacher man, he des shoo’d at ’er, en it seem
-like dis sorter skeer’d ’er, kaze she went off.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id004'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_87'>87</span>
-<img src='images/p087.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>“SHE STOOD DAR A MINIT, DAT OLE BLACK CAT DID.”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_89'>89</span>“But de preacher man, he kep’ his eye open,
-en helt on ter his spar’ rib. Present’y he year
-de ole black cat comin’ back, en dis time she
-fotch wid ’er a great big gang er cats. Dey wuz
-all black des like she wuz, en der eye-balls
-<i>shineded</i> en der lashes wuz long en w’ite. Hit
-look like de preacher man wuz a-gwine ter git
-surroundered.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dey come a-sidlin’ up, dey did, en de ole
-black cat made a pass at de preacher man like
-she wuz a-gwine ter t’ar he eyes out. De
-preacher man dodged, but de nex’ pass she made
-de preacher man fotch ’er wipe with his spar’ rib
-en cut off one er ’er toes. Wid dat de ole black cat
-fotch a yell dat you might a yeard a mile, en den
-she gin ’erself a sort er a twis’ en made her disappearance
-up de chimbley, en w’en she do dat
-all de yuther cats made der disappearance up
-de chimbley. De preacher man he got up, he
-did, en looked und’ de bed fer ter see ef he kin
-fine any mo’ cats, but dey wuz all done gone.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den he tuck ’n pick up de cat toe w’at he
-done knock off wid de spar’ rib, en wrop it up in
-a piece er paper en put it in he pocket. Den he
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_90'>90</span>say his pra’rs some mo’, en went ter bed en slep’
-right straight along twel broad daylight, en
-nuthin’ ain’t dast ter bodder ’im.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Nex’ mornin’ de preacher man got up, he
-did, en say his pra’rs en eat his breakkus, en den
-he ’low ter hisse’f dat he’ll go by en tell de miller
-man dat he mighty much erblige. ’Fo’ he start,
-hit come ’cross he min’ ’bout de cats w’at pester
-’im de night befo’, and he tuck ’n feel in he
-pockets fer de big black cat toe w’at he done cut
-off wid de spar’ rib. But it seems like de toe
-done grow in de night, en bless goodness! w’en
-he unwrop it ’t want nuthin’ less dan a great big
-finger wid a ring on it.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“So de preacher man tuck ’n fix up all his contrapments,
-en den call on de miller man en tol’
-’im he wuz mighty much erblige kaze he let ’im
-stay in de house. De miller man wuz ’stonish’
-fer ter see de preacher man, kaze he knew dat
-w’en folks stay all night in dat house dey ain’t
-come down no mo’. He wuz ’stonish’, but he
-didn’t say much. He des stan’ still en wunder.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“But de preacher man, he up ’n ax ’bout de
-miller man’s wife, en say he wants ter see ’er en
-tell ’er good-bye, bein’ ez how dey ’d all bin so
-good. So de miller man, he tuck ’n kyar de
-preacher inter de room whar his wife wuz layin’
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_91'>91</span>in bed. De ole ’oman had de counterpin drawed
-up und’ ’er chin, but she look mighty bad roun’
-de eyes. Yit, she tuck ’n’ howdied de preacher
-man en tole ’im he wuz mighty welcome.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dey talk en talk, dey did, en atter w’ile de
-preacher man hoi’ out his han’ fer ter tell de ’oman
-good-bye; but de ’oman, she belt out ’er lef’ han’,
-she did, like she want dat fer ter git shucken.
-But de preacher man wouldn’t shake dat un. He
-say dat ain’t nigh gwine ter do, bekaze w’en folks
-got any perliteness lef’ dey don’t never hol’ out
-de lef’ han’. De ’oman she say her right wuz
-cripple, but her ole man ’low he ain’t never hear
-’bout dat befo’, en den he tuck’n make ’er pull it
-out from und’ de kivver, en den dey seed dat one
-er ’er fingers wuz done clean gone. De miller
-man he up ’n ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘How come dis?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De ’oman she ’low, ‘I cut it off.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De miller man he ’low, ‘How you cut it off?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De ’oman she ’low, ‘I knock it off?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De miller man he ’low, ‘Wharbouts you
-knock it off?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De ’oman she ’low, ‘I broke it off’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De miller man he ’low, ‘When you break it
-off?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den de ’oman she ain’t say nuthin’. She des
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_92'>92</span>lay dar, she did, en pant en look skeered. De
-preacher man he study a little en den he say he
-speck he kin kyo’ dat han’, en he tuck de finger
-out ’n he pocket en tried it on de ’oman’s han’, en it
-fit! Yassar! it fit in de place right smick smack
-smoove. Den de preacher man he up en tell de
-miller man dat de ’oman wuz a witch, en wid dat
-de ’oman fetched a yell en kivvered ’er head wid
-de counterpin.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Yit dis ain’t do ’er no good, kaze de preacher
-man say he done look in de books en de onliest
-way fer ter kyo’ a witch is ter bu’n ’er; en it ain’t
-look so bad, nuther, kaze when dey tied ’er she
-tuck ’n tu’n ter be a great big black cat, en dat’s
-de way she wuz w’en she wuz burnt.”</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_93'>93</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>THE LITTLE BOY AND HIS DOGS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c013'>“Uncle Remus’s little patron seemed to be
-so shocked at the burning of the woman that
-the old man plunged at once into a curious story
-about a little boy and his two dogs.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“One time,” said Uncle Remus, scratching his
-head as if by that means to collect his scattered
-ideas, “dere wuz a ’oman livin’ ’longside er de big
-road, en dish yer ’oman she had one little boy.
-Seem like ter me dat he mus’ ’a’ bin des ’bout
-yo’ size. He mout ’a’ bin a little broader in de
-shoulder en a little longer in de leg, yit, take ’im
-up one side en down de udder, he wuz des ’bout
-yo’ shape en size. He wuz a mighty smart little
-boy, en his mammy sot lots by ’im. Seem like
-she ain’t never have no luck ’cept’n ’long wid dat
-boy, kaze dey wuz one time w’en she had a little
-gal, en, bless yo’ soul! somebody come ’long en
-tote de little gal off, en w’en dat happen de ’oman
-ain’t have no mo’ little gal, en de little boy ain’t
-have no mo’ little sister. Dis make bofe er um
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_94'>94</span>mighty sorry, but look like de little boy wuz de
-sorriest, kaze he show it de mosest.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Some days he’d take a notion fer ter go en
-hunt his little sister, en den he’d go down de big
-road en clam a big pine-tree, en git right spang
-in de top, en look all roun’ fer ter see ef he can’t
-see his little sister some’rs in de woods. He
-couldn’t see ’er, but he’d stay up dar in de
-tree en swing in de win’ en ’low ter hisself dat
-maybe he mout see ’er bimeby.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“One day, w’iles he wuz a-settin’ up dar, he see
-two mighty fine ladies walkin’ down de road. He
-clam down out’n de tree, he did, en run en tol’ his
-mammy. Den she up en ax:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘How is dey dress, honey?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Mighty fine, mammy, mighty fine, puffy-out
-petticoats en long green veils.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘How des dey look, honey?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Spick span new, mammy.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Dey ain’t none er our kin, is dey, honey?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Dat dey ain’t, mammy—dey er mighty fine
-ladies.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De fine ladies, dey come on down de road,
-dey did, en stop by de ’oman’s house, en beg ’er
-fer ter please en gi’ um some water. Dey little
-boy, he run en fetch ’em a gourd full, en dey put
-de gourd und’ der veils, en drunk, en drunk, en
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_95'>95</span>drunk des like dey wuz mighty nigh perish fer
-water. De little boy watch um. ’Reckly he holler
-out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Mammy, mammy! W’at you recken? Dey
-er lappin’ de water.’ De woman hollered back:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘I recken dat’s de way de quality folks does,
-honey.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den de ladies beg fer some bread, en de little
-boy tuck um a pone. Dey eat it like dey wuz
-mighty nigh famish fer bread. Bimeby de little
-boy holler out en say:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Mammy, mammy! W’at you recken? Dey
-er got great long tushes.’ De ’oman, she holler
-back:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“’ I recken all de quality folks is got um,
-honey.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den de ladies ax fer some water fer to wash
-der han’s, en de little boy brung um some. He
-watch um, en bimeby he holler out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Mammy, mammy! W’at you recken? Dey
-got little bit er hairy han’s en arms.’ De ’oman,
-she holler back:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘I recken all de quality folks is got um,
-honey.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den de ladies beg de ’oman fer ter please en
-let de little boy show um whar de big road forks.
-But de little boy don’t want ter go. He holler out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_96'>96</span>“‘Mammy, folks don’t hatter be showed whar
-de road forks’; but de oman she ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘I recken de quality folks does, honey.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De little boy, he ’gun ter whimpie en cry kaze
-he don’t want ter go wid de ladies, but de ’oman
-say he oughter be ’shame er hisse’f fer ter be
-gwine on dat away ’fo’ de quality folks, en mo’
-’n dat, he mout run upon his little sister en fetch
-’er home.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Now dish yer little boy had too mighty bad
-dogs. One er um wuz name Minnyminny Morack,
-en de t’er one wuz name Follerlinsko, en
-dey wuz so bad dey hatter be tied in de yard day
-en night, ’cep’ w’en dey wuzent a-huntin’. So
-de little boy, he went en got a pan er water en sot
-’im down in de middle er de flo’, en den he went
-en got ’im a willer lim’, en he stuck it in de groun’.
-Den he ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Mammy, w’en de water in dish yer pan tu’ns
-ter blood, den you run out en tu’n loose Minnyminny
-Morack en Follerlinsko, en den w’en you
-see dat dar wilier lim’ a-shakin’, you run en sick
-um on my track.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De ’oman, she up an’ say she’d tu’n de dogs
-loose, en den de little boy he stuck his han’s in
-he pockets en went on down de road a wisserlin’
-des same ez enny yuther little boy, ’cep’ dat he
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_97'>97</span>wuz lots smarter. He went on down de road, he
-did, en de fine quality ladies dey come on behin’.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De furder he went de faster he walk. Dis
-make de quality ladies walk fas’, too, en ’t want
-so mighty long ’fo’ de little boy year um makin’ a
-mighty kuse fuss, en w’en he t’un ’roun’, bless
-gracious! dey wuz a-pantin’, kaze dey wuz so
-tired en hot. De little boy ’low ter hisse’f dat it
-mighty kuse how ladies kin pant same es a wil’
-varment, but he say he speck dat de way de
-quality ladies does w’en dey gits hot en tired, en
-he make like he can’t year um, kaze he want ter
-be nice en perlite.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Atter a w’ile, w’en de quality ladies t’ink de
-little boy want lookin’ at um, he seed one er um
-drap down on ’er all-fours en trot ’long des like a
-varmint, en’t want long ’fo’ de yuther one drapt
-down on ’er all-fours. Den de little boy ’lowed:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“<i>Shoo!</i> Ef dat de way quality ladies res’ derse’f
-w’en dey git tired I reckon a little chap ’bout
-my size better be fixin fer ter res’ hisse’f.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“So he look ’roun’, he did, en he tuck ’n pick
-’im out a great big pine-tree by de side er de
-road, en ’gun to clam it. Den w’en dey see dat,
-one er de quality ladies ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘My goodness! W’at in de worl’ you up ter
-now?’ Little boy he say, sezee:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_98'>98</span>“‘I’m des a-clamin’ a tree fer ter res’ my
-bones.’ Ladies, dey ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Whyn’t you res’ um on de groun’?’ Little
-boy say, sezee:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Bekaze I like ter git up whar it cool en
-high.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De quality ladies, dey tuck ’n walk ’roun’ en
-’roun’ de tree like dey wuz medjun it fer ter see
-how big it is. Bimeby, atter w’ile dey say, sezee:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Little boy, little boy! you better come down
-frum dar en show us de way ter de forks er de
-road.’ Den de little boy ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Des keep right on, ladies—you’ll fin’ de
-forks er de road; you can’t miss um. I’m afeard
-fer ter come down, kaze I might fall en hurt some
-er you all.’ De ladies dey say, sezee:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘You better come down yer ’fo’ we run en
-tell yo’ mammy how bad you is.’ De little boy
-’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘W’iles you er tellin’ ’er please um’ tell ’er how
-skeerd I is.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den de quality ladies got mighty mad. Dey
-walked ’roun’ dat tree en fairly snorted. Dey
-pulled off der bonnets, en der veils, en der dresses,
-en, lo en beholes! de little boy seen dey wuz two
-great big pant’ers. Dey had great big eyes, en
-big sharp tushes, en great long tails, en dey look
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_99'>99</span>up at de little boy en growl en grin at ’im twel he
-come mighty nigh havin’ a chill. Dey tried ter
-clam de tree, but dey had done trim der claws so
-dey could git on gloves, en dey couldn’t clam
-no mo’.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den one er um sot down in de road en made
-a kuse mark in de san’, en der great long tails
-tu’n’d ter axes, en no sooner is der tails tu’n ter
-axes den dey ’gun ter cut de tree down. I ain’t
-dast ter tell you how sharp dem axes wuz, kase
-you wouldn’t nigh b’lieve me. One er um stood
-on one side er de tree, en de yuther one stood on
-de yuther side, en dey whack at dat tree like dey
-wuz takin’ a holiday. Dey whack out chips ez
-big ez yo’ hat, en’t want so mighty long ’fo’ de
-tree wuz ready fer ter fall.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“But w’iles de little boy wuz settin’ up dar,
-skeerd mighty nigh ter def, hit come inter his
-min’ dat he had some eggs in his pocket w’at he
-done brung wid ’im fer ter eat w’enever he git
-hongry. He tuck out one er de eggs en broke
-it, en say: ‘Place, fill up!’ en, bless yo’ soul! de
-place fill up sho ’nuff, en de tree look des ’zackly
-like nobody ain’t bin a-cuttin’ on it.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“But dem ar pant’ers dey wuz werry vig’rous.
-Dey des spit on der han’s en cut away. W’en
-dey git de tree mighty nigh cut down de little boy
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_100'>100</span>he pull out ’n’er egg en broke it, en say, ‘Place,
-fill up!’ en by de time he say it de tree wuz done
-made soun’ agin. Dey kep’ on dis away twel de
-little boy ’gun ter git skeerd agin. He done
-broke all he eggs, ’ceptin’ one, en dem ar creeturs
-wuz des a-cuttin’ away like dey wuz venomous,
-w’ich dey mos’ sholy wuz.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Des ’bout dat time de little boy mammy
-happen ter stumble over de pan er water w’at wuz
-settin’ down on de flo’, en dar it wuz all done tu’n
-ter blood. Den she tuck ’n run en unloose Minnyminny
-Morack en Follerlinsko. Den w’en she
-do dat she see de wilier lim’ a-shakin’, en den she
-put de dogs on de little boy track, en away dey
-went. De little boy year um a-comin’, en he
-holler out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Come on, my good dogs. Here, dogs,
-here.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De pant’ers dey stop choppin’ en lissen.
-One ax de yuther one w’at she year. Little boy
-say:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘You don’ year nothin’. Go on wid yo’ choppin.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De pant’ers dey chop some mo’, en den dey
-think dey year de dogs a-comin’. Den dey try
-der bes fer ter git away, but’t want no use. Dey
-ain’t got time fer ter change der axes back inter
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_101'>101</span>tails, en co’se dey can’t run wid axes draggin’ behin’
-um. So de dogs cotch um. De little boy, he
-’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Shake um en bite um. Drag um ’roun’ en
-’roun’ twel you drag um two mile.’ So de dogs
-dey drag um ’roun’ two mile. Den de little boy
-say, sezee:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Shake um en t’ar um. Drag um ’roun’ en
-’roun’ twel you drag um ten mile.’ So dey drag
-um ten mile, en by de time dey got back, de pant’ers
-wuz col’ en stiff.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den de little boy clum down out ’n de tree, en
-sot down fer ter res’ ’hisse’f. Bimeby atter w’ile,
-he ’low ter hisse’f dat bein’ he hay so much fun,
-he b’lieve he takes his dogs en go way off in de
-woods fer ter see ef he can’t fin’ his little sister.
-He call his dogs, he did, en went off in de woods,
-en dey ain’t bin gone so mighty fur ’fo’ he seed a
-house in de woods away off by itse’f.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De dogs dey went up en smelt ’roun’, dey did,
-en come wid der bristles up, but de little boy ’low
-he’d go up dar anyhow en see w’at de dogs wuz
-mad ’bout. So he call de dogs en went todes de
-house, en w’en he got close up he saw a little gal
-totin’ wood en water. She wuz a mighty purty
-little gal, kaze she had a milk-white skin, en great
-long yaller hair; but ’er cloze wuz all in rags, en
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_102'>102</span>she wuz cryin’ kaze she hatter work so hard.
-Minnyminny Morack en Follerlinsko wagged der
-tails w’en dey seed de little gal, en de little boy
-know’d by dat dat she wuz his sister.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“So he went up en ax er w’at ’er name is, en she
-say she dunner w’at ’er name is, kaze she so skeerd
-she done fergit. Den he ax ’er w’at de name er
-goodness she cryin’ ’bout, en she say she cryin’
-kaze she hatter work so hard. Den he ax ’er who
-de house belong ter, en she ’low it b’long ter a
-great big ole black B’ar, en dis old B’ar make ’er
-tote wood en water all de time. She say de
-water is ter go in de big wash-pot, en de wood is
-fer ter make de pot bile, en de pot wuz ter cook
-folks w’at de great big ole B’ar brung home ter
-he chilluns.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De little boy didn’t tell de little gal dat he
-wuz ’er br’er, but he ’low dat he was gwine ter
-stay en eat supper wid de big ole B’ar. De little
-girl cried en ’low he better not, but de little boy
-say he ain’t feared fer ter eat supper wid a B’ar.
-So dey went in de house, en w’en de little boy got
-in dar, he seed dat de B’ar had two great big
-chilluns, en one er um wuz squattin’ on de bed, en
-de yuther one wuz squattin down in de h’ath. De
-chilluns, dey wuz bofe er um name Cubs, fer short,
-but de little boy want skeerd er um, kaze dar wuz
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_103'>103</span>his dogs fer ter make way wid um ef dey so much
-ez roll der eye-ball.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De ole B’ar wuz a mighty long time comin’
-back, so de little gal she up ’n fix supper, anyhow,
-en de little boy he tuck ’n scrouge Cubs fus on
-one side en den on yuther, en him en de little gal
-got much ez dey want. Atter supper de little boy
-tole de little gal dat he’d take en comb ’er ha’r
-des ter w’ile away de time; but de little gal ha’r
-ain’t bin comb fer so long, en it am got in such a
-tankle, dat it make de po’ creetur cry fer ter hear
-anybody talkin’ ’bout combin’ un it. Den de little
-boy ’low he ain’t gwine ter hurt ’er, en he tuck ’n
-warm some water in a pan en put it on ’er ha’r, en
-den he comb en curlt it des ez nice as you mos’
-ever see.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“W’en de ole B’ar git home he wuz mighty
-tuck ’n back w’en he seed he had com’ny, en w’en
-he see um all settin’ down like dey come den fer
-ter stay. But he wuz mighty perlite, en he shuck
-han’s all ’roun’, en set down by de fier en dry his
-boots, en ax ’bout de craps, en ’low dat de wedder
-would be monstus fine ef dey could git a little
-season er rain.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den he tuck ’n make a great ’miration over
-de little gal’s ha’r, en he ax de little boy how in
-de roun’ worl’ kin he curl it en fix it so nice. De
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_104'>104</span>little un ’low it’s easy enough. Den de ole B’ar
-say he b’lieve he like ter git his ha’r curlt up dat
-way, en de little boy say:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Fill de big pot wid water.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De ole B’ar filled de pot wid water. Den de
-little boy say:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Buil’ a fier und’ de pot en heat de water hot.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“W’en de water got scaldin’ hot, de little boy
-say:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘All ready, now. Stick yo’ head in. Hit ’s
-de onliest way fer ter make yo’ ha’r curl.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den de ole B’ar stuck he head in de water,
-en dot wuz de las’ er him, bless gracious! De
-scaldin’ water curlt de ha’r twel it come off, en I
-speck dat whar dey get de idee ’bout puttin’ b’ar
-grease on folks’ ha’r. De young b’ars dey cry
-like ever’ting w’en dey see how der daddy bin
-treated, en dey want bite and scratch de little boy
-en his sister, but dem dogs—dat Minnyminny
-Morack en dat Follerlinsko—dey des laid holt
-er dem dar b’ars, en dey want enough lef’ er um
-ter feed a kitten.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“What did they do then?” asked the little boy
-who had been listening to the story. The old
-man took off his spectacles and cleaned the glasses
-on his coat-tail.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id004'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_105'>105</span>
-<img src='images/p105.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>“ALL READY, NOW. STICK YO’ HEAD IN.”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_107'>107</span>“Well, sir,” he went on, “de little boy tuck ’n
-kyard his sister home, an’ his mammy says she
-ain’t never gwine ter set no sto’ by folks wid fine
-cloze, kaze dey so ’ceitful; no, never, so long as
-de Lord mout spar’ ’er. En den, atter dat, dey
-tuck ’n live terge’er right straight ’long, en ef it
-hadn’t but a bin fer de war, dey’d a bin a-livin’
-dar now. Bekaze war is a mighty dangersome
-business.”</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_108'>108</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>HOW BLACK SNAKE CAUGHT THE WOLF</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c013'>“One time,” said Uncle Remus, putting the
-“noses” of the chunks together with his
-cane, so as to make a light in his cabin, “Brer
-Rabbit en ole Brer Wolf wuz gwine down de road
-terge’er, en Brer Wolf, he ’low dat times wuz
-mighty hard en money skace. Brer Rabbit, he
-’gree ’long wid ’im, he did, dat times wuz mighty
-tight, en he up en say dat ’t wuz in about much
-ez he kin do fer ter make bofe en’s meet. He
-’low, he did:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Brer Wolf, you er gittin’ mighty ga’nt, en ’t
-won’t be so mighty long ’fo’ we’ll batten be tuck
-up en put in de po’-house. W’at make dis?’ says
-Brer Rabbit, sezee: ‘I be bless ef I kin tell, kaze
-yer er all de creeturs gittin’ ga’nt w’iles all de reptules
-is a-gittin’ seal fat. No longer ’n yistiddy, I
-wuz comin’ along throo de woods, w’en who should
-I meet but ole Brer Snake, en he wuz dat put dat
-he ain’t kin skacely pull he tail ’long atter he
-head. I ’low ter mese’f, I did, dat dish yer country
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_109'>109</span>gittin’ in a mighty bad way w’en de creeturs
-is got ter go ’roun’ wid der ribs growin’ terge’er
-w’iles de reptules layin’ up in de sun des nat’ally
-fattenin’ on der own laziness. Yessar, dat w’at
-I ’lowed.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Wolf, he say, he did, dat if de reptules
-wuz gittin’ de ’vantage er de creeturs dat away,
-dat hit wuz ’bout time fer ter clean out de reptules
-er leaf de country, en he ’low, fuddermo’, dat he
-wuz ready fur ter jine in wid de patter-rollers en
-drive um out.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“But Brer Rabbit, he ’low, he did, dat de bes’
-way fer ter git ’long wuz ter fin’ out whar’bouts
-de reptules hed der smoke-’house en go in dar
-en git some er de vittles w’at by good rights
-b’long’d ter de creeturs. Brer Wolf say maybe
-dis de bes’ way, kaze ef de reptules git word dat
-de patter-rollers is a-comin’ dey ’ll take en hide de
-gingercakes, en der simmon beer, en der w’atzis-names,
-so dat de creeturs can’t git um. By dis
-time dey come ter de forks er de road, en Brer
-Rabbit he went one way, en Brer Wolf he went
-de yuther.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Whar Brer Wolf went,” Uncle Remus went
-on, with increasing gravity, “de goodness knows,
-but Brer Rabbit, he went on down de road todes
-he own house, en w’iles he wuz lippitin’ long,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_110'>110</span>nibblin’ a bite yer en a bite dar, he year a mighty
-kuse fuss in de woods. He lay low, Brer Rabbit
-did, en lissen. He look sharp, he did, en bimeby
-he ketch a glimp’ er ole Mr. Black Snake gwine
-’long thoo de grass. Brer Rabbit, he lay low en
-watch ’im. Mr. Black Snake crope ’long, he did,
-des like he wuz greased. Brer Rabbit say ter hisse’f:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Hi! dar goes one er de reptules, en ez she
-slips she slides ’long.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Yit, still he lay low en watch. Mr. Black
-Snake crope ’long, he did, en bimeby he come
-whar dey wuz a great big poplar-tree. Brer Rabbit,
-he crope on his belly en follow ’long atter.
-Mr. Black Snake tuck ’n circle all ’roun’ de tree,
-en den he stop en sing out:</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c011'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘Watsilla, watsilla,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>Consario wo!</div>
- <div class='line'>Watsilla, watsilla,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>Consario wo!’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“En den, mos’ ’fo’ Brer Rabbit kin wink he
-eye, a door w’at wuz in de tree flew’d open, en
-Mr. Black Snake tuck ’n crawl in. Brer Rabbit
-’low, he did:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Ah-yi! Dar whar you stay! Dar whar you
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_111'>111</span>keeps yo’ simmon beer! Dar whar you hides yo’
-backbone en spar’ ribs. Ah-yi!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“W’en Mr. Black Snake went in de house,
-Brer Rabbit crope up, he did, en lissen fer ter
-see w’at he kin year gwine on in dar. But he
-ain’t year nothin’. Bimeby, w’iles he settin’ ’roun’
-dar, he year de same song:</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c011'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘Watsilla, watsilla,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>Consario, wo!</div>
- <div class='line'>Watsilla, watsilla,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>Consario wo!’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“En mos’ ’fo’ Brer Rabbit kin hide in de weeds,
-de door hit flew’d open, en out Mr. Black Snake
-slid. He slid out, he did, en slid off, en atter he
-git out er sight, Brer Rabbit, he tuck ’n went
-back ter de poplar-tree fer ter see ef he kin git in
-dar. He hunt ’roun’ en he hunt ’roun’, en yit ain’t
-fin’ no door. Den he sat up on he behin’ legs,
-ole Brer Rabbit did, en low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Hey! w’at kinder contrapshun dish yer? I
-seed a door dar des now, but dey ain’t no door
-dar now.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ole Brer Rabbit scratch he head, he did, en
-bimeby hit come inter he min’ dat maybe de song
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_112'>112</span>got sump’n ’n’er ter do wid it, en wid dat he
-chuned up, he did, en sing:</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c011'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘<i>Watsilla, watsilla,</i></div>
- <div class='line'><i>Bandario, wo-haw!</i>’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Time he say fus’ part, de door sorter open,
-but w’en he say de las’ part hit slammed shet ag’in.
-Den he chune up some mo’:</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c011'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘Watsilla, watsilla,</div>
- <div class='line'>Bandario, wo-haw!’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Time he say de fus’ part de door open little
-ways, but time he say de las’ part hit slammed
-shet ag’in. Den Brer Rabbit ’low he ’d hang
-’roun’ dar en fin’ out w’at kind er hinges dat er
-door wuz a-swingin’ on. So he stays ’roun’ dar,
-he did, twel bimeby Mr. Black Snake came ’long
-back. Brer Rabbit crope up, he did, en he year
-’im sing de song:</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c011'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘Watsilla, watsilla,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>Consario wo!</div>
- <div class='line'>Watsilla, watsilla,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>Consario wo!’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den de door open, en Mr. Black Snake, he
-slid in, en Brer Rabbit, he lipped off in de bushes
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_113'>113</span>en sung de song by hisse’f. Den he went home
-en tuck some res’, en nex’ day he went back; en
-w’en Mr. Black Snake come out en went off, Brer
-Rabbit, he tuck ’n sing de song, en de door hewed
-open, en in he went. He went in, he did, en
-w’en he got in dar, he fin’ lots er goodies. He
-fin’ cakes en sausages, en all sort er nice doin’s.
-Den he come out, en de nex’ day he went he tole
-Ole Brer Wolf, en Brer Wolf, he’low dat, bein’ ez
-times is hard, he b’lieve he ’ll go ’long en sample
-some er Mr. Black Snake’s doin’s.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dey went, dey did, en soon ez dey fin’ dat
-Mr. Black Snake is gone, Brer Rabbit he sing
-de song, en de door open, en in he went. He
-went in dar, he did, en he gobbled up his bellyful,
-en w’iles he doin’ dis Brer Wolf he gallop
-’roun’ en ’roun’, tryin’ fer ter git in. But de door
-done slam shet, en Brer Wolf ain’t know de song.
-Bimeby Brer Rabbit he come out, he did, lickin’
-he chops en wipin’ he mustash, en Brer Wolf ax
-’im w’at de name er goodness is de reason he
-ain’t let ’im go in ’long wid ’im.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Rabbit, he vow, he did, dat he ’spected
-any gump ’ud know dat somebody got ter stay
-outside en watch w’iles de yuther one wuz on de
-inside. Brer Wolf say he ain’t thunk er dat, en
-den he ax Brer Rabbit fer ter let ’im in, en please
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_114'>114</span>be so good ez ter stay out dar en watch w’iles he
-git some er de goodies.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Wid dat Brer Rabbit, he sung de song:</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c011'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘Watsilla, watsilla,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>Consario wo!</div>
- <div class='line'>Watsilla, watsilla,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>Consario wo!’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“He sung de song, he did, en de door flew’d
-open, en Brer Wolf he lipt in, en gun ter gobble
-up de goodies. Brer Rabbit, he stayed outside,
-en make like he gwine ter watch. Brer Wolf, he
-e’t en e’t, en he keep on a-eatin’. Brer Rabbit,
-he tuck en stan’ off in de bushes, en bimeby he
-year Mr. Black Snake a-slidin’ thoo de grass.
-Brer Rabbit, he ain’t say nothin’. He ’low ter
-hisse’f, he did, dat he was dar ter watch, en dat
-w’at he gwine ter do ef de good Lord spar’ ’im.
-So he set dar en watch, en Mr. Black Snake, he
-come a-slidin’ up ter de house en sing de song,
-en den de door flew’d open en in he went.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Rabbit set dar en watch so hard, he did,
-dat it look like he eyes gwine to pop out. ’T want
-long ’fo’ he year sump’n ’n’er like a scuffle gwine
-on in de poplar-tree, en, fus’ news you know, Brer
-Wolf come tumberlin’ out. He come tumberlin’
-out, he did, en down he fell, kaze Mr. Black
-Snake got ’im tie hard en fas’ so he ain’t kin run.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id004'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_115'>115</span>
-<img src='images/p115.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>“EN EVE’Y TIME HE SWUNG MR. BLACK SNAKE TUCK ’N LASH ’IM WID HE TAIL.”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_117'>117</span>“Den, atter so long a time, Mr. Black Snake
-tuck ’n tie Brer Wolf up ter a lim’, en dar dat
-creetur swung ’twixt de hevin en de yeth. He
-swung en swayed, en eve’y time he swung Mr.
-Black Snake tuck ’n lash ’im wid he tail, en eve’y
-time he lash ’im Brer Rabbit holler out, he did:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Sarve ’im right! sarve ’im right!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“En I let you know,” said the old man, refilling
-his pipe, “dat w’en Mr. Black Snake git thoo
-wid dat creetur, he ain’t want no mo’ goodies.”</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_118'>118</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>WHY THE GUINEAS STAY AWAKE</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c013'>One night when the little boy was waiting patiently
-for Uncle Remus to tell him a story,
-the guineas began to scream at a great rate, and
-they kept it up for some time.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ah, Lord!” exclaimed Uncle Remus, blowing
-the ashes from a sweet potato that had been
-roasting in the embers. “Ah, Lord! dem ar
-creeturs is mighty kuse creeturs. I boun’ you
-ef you go up dar whar dey is right now, you’ll
-fin’ some kind er varmint slippin’ ’roun’ und’ de
-bushes. Hit mout be ole Brer Fox. I won’t say
-p’intedly dat it’s Brer Fox,” the old man continued,
-with the air of one who is willing to assert only
-what he can prove, “yit it mout be. But ne’er
-min’ ’bout dat; Brer Fox er no Brer Fox, dem
-guinea hens ain’t gwine ter be kotch. De varments
-kin creep up en slip up ez de case may be,
-but dey ain’t gwine to slip up en ketch dem creeturs
-asleep.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_119'>119</span>“Don’t the guineas ever sleep, Uncle Remus?”
-the little boy inquired. His curiosity was whetted.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Oh, I ’speck dey does sleep,” replied the old
-man. “Yasser, dey er bleege ter sleep, but dey
-ain’t bin kotch at it—leastways, dey aint bin
-kotch at it not sence Brer Fox crope up on
-um long time ago. He kotch um a-snorin’ den,
-but he ain’t kotch um sence, en he ain’t gwine
-kotch um no mo’.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“You may go ter bed now,” Uncle Remus went
-on, in a tone calculated to carry conviction with
-it, “you may go ter bed en go ter sleep right
-now, but wake up w’enst you will en you’ll year
-dem guineas a-cacklin’ en a confabbin’ out dar
-des same ez ef’t wuz broad daylight. Seem like
-dey ain’t gwine ter fergit de time w’en Brer Fox
-crope up on um, en kotch um ’sleep.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“When was that, Uncle Remus?” the little
-boy asked, as he settled himself in the split-bottom
-chair in anticipation of a story.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well,” said the old man, noticing the movement,
-“you nee’n ter primp yo’se’f fer no great
-long tale, honey, kaze dish yer tale ain’t skacely
-long nuff fer ter tie a snapper on. Yit sech es ’t
-is you er mo’ dan welcome.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“One time ’way long back yander dem guineas
-wuz des ez drowsy w’en night come ez any er de
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_120'>120</span>yuther folks. Dey ’d go ter roos’, dey would,
-en dey ’d drap off ter sleep time der head totch
-de piller.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“The pillow, Uncle Remus!” exclaimed the
-little boy.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well,” said the old man, rubbing his hand
-over his weatherbeaten face to hide a smile,
-“hit’s all de same. In dem days dey could ’a’
-had pillers ef dey ’d a-wanted um, en bolsters, too,
-fer dat matter, en likewise fedder-beds, kaze dey
-wouldn’t ’a’ had ter go no fur ways fer de fedders.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“But ne’er mind ’bout dat; no sooner did dey
-git up on de roos’ dan dey drap off ter sleep, en dey
-kep’ on dat away twel bimeby one time Brer Fox
-made up he min’ dat he better be kinder sociable
-en pay um a call atter dey done gone ter bed.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dar wuz times,” continued Uncle Remus, as
-if endeavoring to be perfectly fair and square to
-all the parties concerned, “w’en Brer Fox tuck
-a notion fer ter walk ’bout in de daytime, but
-mos’ allers inginer’lly he done he pomernadin’
-’twix’ sundown en sun-up. I dunner w’at time
-er night hit wuz w’en Brer Fox call on de guineas,
-but I speck’t wuz long todes de shank er de
-evenin’, ez you may say.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Yit, soon er late, w’en he got ter whar de
-guineas live at, he foun’ um all soun’ asleep.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_121'>121</span>Now, some folks w’en dey go anywhars fer ter
-make deyse’f sociable, en fin’ eve’ybody fas’ asleep,
-would ’a’ tu’n ’roun’ en made der way back home;
-but Brer Fox ain’t dat kind er man. Dem guineas
-roos’ so low en dey look so fine en fat dat it
-make Brer Fox feel like dey wuz his fus’ cousin.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“He sot down on his hunkers, Brer Fox did,
-en he look at um en grin. Den he ’low ter hisse’f:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘I’ll des shake han’s wid one un um en den
-I’ll go.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well,” continued Uncle Remus, “Brer Fox
-went up en shuck han’s wid one un um, en he
-must ’a’ squoze mighty hard, kaze de guinea
-make a mighty flutterment; en he mus’ ’a’ helt
-on wid a mighty tight grip, kaze w’en he tuck
-off his hat en bowed good-by de guinea went
-’long wid ’im.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, suh,” said the old man solemnly, “you
-never is year tell er sech a racket ez dem guineas
-kicked up w’en dey ’skiver dat Brer Fox done
-make off wid one un um. Dey squall en dey
-squall twel dey rousted up de whole neighborhoods.
-De dogs got ter barkin’, de owls got ter
-hootin’, de hosses got ter kickin’, de cows got ter
-lowin’, en de chickens got ter crowin’.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“En mo’ dan dat,” Uncle Remus continued,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_122'>122</span>“de guineas wuz dat skeered dat dey tu’n right
-pale on de neck en on de gills, en ef you don’t
-b’lieve me you kin go up dar in de gyarden en
-look at um fer yo’se’f.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>But the little boy had no idea of going. He
-saw by Uncle Remus’s air of preoccupation that
-the story was not yet concluded.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“En mo’ dan dat,” said the old man, after a
-short pause, “dey got skeerd so bad dat from
-dat day ter dis dey don’t sleep soun’ at night.
-Dey may squat ’roun’ in de shade en nod in de
-daytime, dough I ain’t kotch um at it, en dey may
-sort er nod atter dey go ter roos’ at night; but
-ef a betsey bug flies by um, er yit ef a sparrer
-flutters in de bushes, dey er wide awake; dey
-mos’ sholy is.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Hit seem like ter me,” Uncle Remus continued,
-“dat dey mus’ be ha’nted in der dreams by
-ole Brer Fox, kaze all times er night you kin
-year um gwine on:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘<i>L-o-o-o-o-k, look, look! Dar he is, dar he
-is! Go ’way, go ’way!</i>’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Some folks say dat dey holler, ‘<i>Pot-rack!
-pot-rack!</i>’ but dem w’at talk dat away is mostly
-w’ite folks, en dey ain’t know nuthin’ ’t all ’bout
-dem ole times. Mars John en Miss Sally mout
-know, but ef dey does I ain’t year um sesso.”</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_123'>123</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>HOW THE TERRAPIN WAS TAUGHT TO FLY</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c013'>Uncle Remus had the weakness of the
-genuine story-teller. When he was in the
-humor, the slightest hint would serve to remind
-him of a story, and one story would recall another.
-Thus, when the little boy chanced to
-manifest some curiosity in regard to the whippoorwill,
-which, according to an old song, had
-performed the remarkable feat of carrying the
-sheep’s corn to mill, the old man took great pains
-to describe the bird, explaining, in his crude way,
-how it differed from the chuck-will’s-widow, which
-is frequently mistaken for the whippoorwill, especially
-in the South. Among other things,
-he told the child how the bird could fly through
-the darkness and flap its wings without making
-the slightest noise.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The little boy had a number of questions to ask
-about this, and the talk about flying reminded
-Uncle Remus of a story. He stopped short in
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_124'>124</span>his explanations and began to chuckle. The
-little boy asked him what the matter was.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Shoo, honey!” said the old man, “w’en you
-git ole ez I is, en yo’ ’membunce cropes up en
-tickles you, you ’ll laugh too, dat you will. Talkin’
-all ’bout dish yer flyin’ business fotch up in
-my min’ de time w’en ole Brer Tarrypin boned
-ole Brer Buzzard fer ter l’arn him how ter fly.
-He got atter ’im, en he kep’ atter ’im; he begged
-en ’swaded, en ’swaded en he begged. Brer Buzzard
-tole ’im dat dey wuz mos’ too much un ’im in
-one place, but Brer Tarrypin, he des kep on atter
-’im, en bimeby Brer Buzzard ’low dat ef nothin’
-else ain’t gwine do ’im, he’ll des whirl in en gin ’im
-some lessons in flying fer ole ’quaintance sakes.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dis make ole Brer Tarrypin feel mighty
-good, en he say he ready fer ter begin right now,
-but Brer Buzzard say he ain’t got time des den,
-but he’ll be sho’ en come ’roun’ de nex’ day en
-gin ole Brer Tarrypin de fus’ lesson.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ole Brer Tarrypin, he sot dar en wait, he
-did, en dough he nodded yer en dar thro’ de
-night, hit look like ter ’im dat day ain’t never
-gwine ter come. He wait en he wait, he did, but
-bimeby de sun riz, en’t want so mighty long atter
-dat ’fo’ yer come Brer Buzzard sailin’ ’long. He
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_125'>125</span>sailed ’roun’ en ’roun’, en eve’y time he sail ’roun’
-he come lower, en atter w’ile he lit.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“He lit, he did, en pass de time er day wid
-Brer Tarrypin en ax ’im is he ready. Brer Tarrypin
-’low he been ready too long ter talk ’bout, en
-w’en Brer Buzzard year dis, he tuck ’n squot in
-de grass en ax Brer Tarrypin fer ter crawl upon
-he back. But Brer Buzzard back mighty slick,
-en de mo’ Brer Tarrypin try fer ter crawl up, de
-mo’ wa’l he slip back. But he tuck ’n crawl up
-atter w’ile, en w’en he git sorter settled down, he
-’low, he did:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘You kin start now, Brer Buzzard, but you’ll
-hatter be mighty keerful not ter run over no
-rocks en stumps, kaze ef dish yer waggin gits ter
-joltin’, I ’m a goner,’ sezee.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Buzzard, he tuck ’n start off easy, en he
-move so slick en smoove en swif’ dat Brer Tarrypin
-laugh en ’low dat he ain’t had no sech sweet
-ridin’ sence he crossed de river in a flat. He sail
-’roun’ en ’roun’, he did, en gun Brer Tarrypin a
-good ride, en den bimeby he sail down ter de
-groun’ en let Brer Tarryin slip off’n he back.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Nex’ day he come ’roun’ agin, ole Brer Buzzard
-did, en gun Brer Tarrypin ’n’er good ride,
-en de nex’ day he done de same, en he keep on
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_126'>126</span>doin’ dis away, twel atter w’ile Brer Tarrypin got
-de consate dat he kin do some fly’n’ on he own
-hook. So he up en ax Brer Buzzard for call
-’roun’ one mo’ time, en gin ’im a good start.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Here Uncle Remus paused to chuckle a moment,
-and then went on—</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Gentermens! It tickles me eve’y time it come
-in my min’, dat it do! Well, sir, ole Brer Buzzard
-wuz dat full er rascality dat he ain’t got no
-better sense dan ter come, en de nex’ day he sail
-up, he did, bright en yearly. He lit on de grass,
-en ole Brer Tarrypin, he crope up on he back,
-en den Brer Buzzard riz. He riz up in de elements,
-now, en w’en he git up dar he sorter
-fetched a flirt en a swoop en slid out from under
-Brer Tarrypin.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ole Brer Tarrypin, he flapped he foots en
-wagged he head en shuck he tail, but all dis ain’t
-done no good. He start off right-side up, but he
-ain’t drap fur, ’fo’ he ’gun ter turn somersets up
-dar, en down he come on he back—<i>kerblam—m—m—</i>!
-En ef it hadn’t but er bin fer de
-strenk er he shell, he’d er got bust wide open.
-He lay dar, ole Brer Tarrypin did, en try ter
-ketch he breff, en he groan en he pant like eve’y
-minnit gwine ter be nex’.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id004'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_127'>127</span>
-<img src='images/p127.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>“BRER TARRYPIN, HOW YOU FEEL?”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_129'>129</span>“Ole Brer Buzzard, he sail ’roun’, he did, en
-look at Brer Tarrypin, en bimeby he lit fer ter
-make inquirements.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Brer Tarrypin, how you feel?’ sezee.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Brer Buzzard, I’m teetotally ruint,’ sezee.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Well, Brer Tarrypin, I tole you not ter try
-ter fly,’ sezee.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Hush up, Brer Buzzard!’ sezee; ‘I flew’d
-good ez anybody, but you fergot ter l’arn me
-how ter light. Flyin’ is easy as fallin’, but I
-don’t speck I kin l’arn how ter light, en dat’s whar
-de trouble come in,’ sezee.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Uncle Remus laughed as heartily at the result
-of Brother Terrapin’s attempts to fly as if he had
-heard of them for the first time; but before the
-little boy could ask him any questions, he remarked:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, de goodness en de gracious! dat put
-me in min’ er de time w’en ole Brer Rabbit make
-a bet wid Brer Fox.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“How was that, Uncle Remus?” the child inquired.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ef I ain’t make no mistakes,” responded Uncle
-Remus, with the air of one who was willing
-to sacrifice everything to accuracy, “ole Brer
-Rabbit bet Brer Fox dat he kin go de highest up
-in de elements, en not clam no holler tree nudder.
-Brer Fox, he tuck ’im up, en dey ’pinted de
-day fer de trial ter come off.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_130'>130</span>“W’iles dey wuz makin’ all der ’rangerments,
-Brer Fox year talk dat Brer Rabbit have done
-gone en hire Brer Buzzard fer ter tote ’im ’way
-’bove de tops er de trees. Soon’s he year dis,
-Brer Fox went ter Brer Buzzard, he did, en tole
-’im dat he gin ’im a pot er gol’ ef he’d whirl in
-en kyar Brer Rabbit clean out ’n de county.
-Brer Buzzard ’low dat he wuz de ve’y man fer ter
-do dat kind er bizness.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“So den w’en de time come fer de trial, Brer
-Fox, he wuz dar, en Brer Rabbit, he wuz dar, en
-Brer Buzzard, he wuz dar, en lots er de yuther
-creeturs. Dey flung cross en piles fer ter see
-w’ich gwine ter start fus’, en it fell ter Brer Fox.
-He look ’roun’, old Brer Fox did, en wink at
-Brer Buzzard, an Brer Buzzard, he wink back
-good ez he kin. Wid dat, Brer Fox tuck a runnin’
-start en clam a leanin’ tree. Brer Rabbit
-say dat better dan he ’spected Brer Fox kin do,
-but he ’low he gwine ter beat dat. Den he tuck
-’n jump on Brer Buzzard back, en Brer Buzzard
-riz en sail off wid ’im. Brer Fox laugh w’en he
-see dis, en ’low, sezee:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Folks, ef you all got any intruss in ole Brer
-Rabbit, you des better tell ’im good-by, kaze you
-won’t see ’im no mo’ in dese diggin’s.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dis make all de yuther creeturs feel mighty
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_131'>131</span>good, kaze in dem days ole Brer Rabbit wuz a
-tarrifier, dat he wuz. But dey all sot dar, dey did,
-en keep der eye on Brer Buzzard, w’ich he keep
-on gittin’ higher en higher, en littler en littler.
-Dey look en dey look, en bimeby dey sorter see
-Brer Buzzard flop fus’ one wing, en den de yuther.
-He keep on floppin’ dis away, en eve’y time he
-flop, he git nigher en nigher de groun’. He flop
-en fall, en flop en fall, en circle ’roun’, en bimeby
-he come close ter de place whar he start fum, en
-him en Brer Rabbit come down <i>ker-flip</i>! En
-Brer Rabbit ain’t no sooner hit de groun’ dan he
-rush off in de bushes, en sot dar fer ter see w’at
-gwine ter happen nex’.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“But, Uncle Remus,” said the little boy, “why
-didn’t Brother Buzzard carry Brother Rabbit off,
-and get the pot of gold?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Bless yo’ soul, honey, dey wuz some mighty
-good reasons in de way! W’en ole Brer Buzzard
-got ’way up in de elements, he ’low, he did:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘We er gwine on a mighty long journey, Brer
-Rabbit.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Rabbit he laugh like a man w’at’s
-a-drivin’ a plow-hoss wid a badoon bit.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘You may be a-gwine on a long journey, Brer
-Buzzard; I don’t ’spute dat,’ sezee, ‘but it’ll be atter
-you done kyar’d me back whar we start fum.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_132'>132</span>“Den Brer Buzzard he up en tell Brer Rabbit
-’bout de bargain he done make wid Brer Fox.
-Dis make Brer Rabbit laugh wuss ’n befo’.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Law, Brer Buzzard’, sezee, ‘w’en it come ter
-makin’ dat kinder bargain, you oughter make it
-wid me, kaze I’m a long ways a better trader dan
-w’at Brer Fox is.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Buzzard he don’t ’spon’ ter dat, but he
-keep on flyin’ higher en higher, en furder en furder
-away. Bimeby Brer Rabbit ’gun ter git kinder
-oneasy, en he ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Look like ter me we done got fur ’nuff, Brer
-Buzzard,’ sezee, ’en I’ll be mighty much erbleege
-ef you kyar me back.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Buzzard keep on flyin’ furder. Bimeby
-Brer Rabbit ax ’im ag’in, but Brer Buzzard keep
-on flyin’ furder. Den ole Brer Rabbit he ’low,
-sezee:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Ef I got ter des nat’ally <i>make</i> you go back,
-I speck I better start in right now,’ sezee.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Wid dat Brer Rabbit retch down, he did, en
-bit Brer Buzzard under de wing.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The little boy clapped his hands and laughed
-at this, and Uncle Remus laughed in sympathy.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Yesser,” the old man went on, “ole Brer
-Rabbit retch down en bit Brer Buzzard under de
-wing, right spang in he most ticklish en tender-some
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_133'>133</span>spot. Co’se dis make Brer Buzzard shet
-he wing quick, en w’en he shet he wing, he bleedge
-ter fall some. Den w’en he open de wing out
-en ketch hisse’f, Brer Rabbit holler out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Is you gwine back, Brer Buzzard?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Buzzard ain’t say nuthin’, en den Brer
-Rabbit retch down en bit ’im under de yuther
-wing. It keep on dis away twel it got so dat
-Brer Rabbit kin guide Brer Buzzard along des
-same ez ef he done bin broke ter harness, en
-dat’s de way he made ’im kyar ’im back.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The little boy enjoyed these stories very much,
-and was very sorry to see that Uncle Remus
-was not in the humor for telling any more. Perhaps
-his store was exhausted. At any rate, the
-old man flatly refused to cudgel his memory for
-another legend.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_134'>134</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>THE CREATURE WITH NO CLAWS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c013'>“W’en you git a leetle bit older dan w’at
-you is, honey,” said Uncle Remus to the
-little boy, “you’ll know lots mo’ dan you does
-now.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The old man had a pile of white oak splits by
-his side, and these he was weaving into a chair-bottom.
-He was an expert in the art of “bottoming
-chairs,” and he earned many a silver
-quarter in this way. The little boy seemed to
-be much interested in the process.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Hit’s des like I tell you,” the old man went
-on; “I done had de speunce un it. I done got
-so now dat I don’t b’lieve w’at I see, much less
-w’at I year. It got ter be whar I kin put my
-han’ on it en fumble wid it. Folks kin fool deyse’f
-lots wuss dan yuther folks kin fool um, en ef
-you don’t b’lieve w’at I’m a-tellin’ un you, you
-kin des ax Brer Wolf de nex’ time you meet ’im
-in de big road.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_135'>135</span>“What about Brother Wolf, Uncle Remus?”
-the little boy asked, as the old man paused to refill
-his pipe.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, honey, ’t ain’t no great long rigamarole;
-hit’s des one er deze yer tales w’at goes in a gallop
-twel hit gits ter de jumpin’-off place.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“One time Brer Wolf wuz gwine ’long de big
-road feelin’ mighty proud en high-strung. He
-wuz a mighty high-up man in dem days, Brer
-Wolf wuz, en mos’ all de yuther creeturs wuz
-feard tin ’im. Well, he wuz gwine ’long lickin’
-his chops en walkin’ sorter stiff-kneed, w’en he
-happen ter look down ’pon de groun’ en dar he
-seed a track in de san’. Brer Wolf stop, he did,
-en look at it, en den he ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Heyo! w’at kind er creetur dish yer? Brer
-Dog ain’t make dat track, en needer is Brer Fox.
-Hit’s one er deze yer kind er creeturs w’at ain’t
-got no claws. I’ll des ’bout foller ’im up, en ef
-I ketch ’im he’ll sholy be my meat.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dat de way Brer Wolf talk. He followed
-’long atter de track, he did, en he look at it close,
-but he ain’t see no print er no claw’. Bimeby de
-track tuck ’n tu’n out de road en go up a dreen
-whar de rain done wash out. De track wuz plain
-dar in de wet san’, but Brer Wolf ain’t see no
-sign er no claws.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_136'>136</span>“He foller en foller, Brer Wolf did, en de track
-git fresher en fresher, but still he ain’t see no
-print er no claw. Bimeby he come in sight er
-de creetur, en Brer Wolf stop, he did, en look at
-’im. He stop stock-still en look. De creetur
-wuz mighty quare lookin’, en he wuz cuttin’ up
-some mighty quare capers. He had big head,
-sharp nose, en bob tail, en he wuz walkin’ ’roun’
-en ’roun’ a big dog-wood tree, rubbin’ his sides
-ag’in it. Brer Wolf watch ’im a right smart while,
-en den he ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Shoo! dat creetur done bin in a fight en los’
-de bes’ part er he tail, en mo’ ’n dat, he got de
-eatch, kaze ef he ain’t got de eatch w’at make he
-scratch hisse’f dat away? I lay I ’ll let ’im know
-who he foolin’ ’long wid.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Atter while, Brer Wolf went up a leetle
-nigher de creetur, en holler out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Heyo, dar! w’at you doin’ scratchin’ yo’
-scaly hide on my tree, en tryin’ fer ter break hit
-down?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De creetur ain’t make no answer. He des
-walk ’roun’ en ’roun’ de tree scratchin’ he sides
-en back. Brer Wolf holler out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘I lay I ’ll make you year me ef I hatter come
-dar whar you is.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De creetur des walk ’roun’ en ’roun’ de tree,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_137'>137</span>en ain’t make no answer. Den Brer Wolf hail
-’im ag’in, en talk like he mighty mad:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Ain’t you gwine ter min’ me, you imperdent
-scoundul? Ain’t you gwine ter mozey outer my
-woods en let my tree ’lone?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Wid dat, Brer Wolf march todes des creetur
-des like he gwine ter squ’sh ’im in de groun’. De
-creetur rub hisse’f ag’in de tree en look like he
-feel mighty good. Brer Wolf keep on gwine
-todes ’im, en bimeby w’en he git sorter close de
-creetur tuck ’n sot up on his behime legs des like
-you see squir’ls do. Den Brer Wolf, he ’low, he
-did:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Ah-yi! you beggin’, is you? But ’t ain’t
-gwine ter do you no good. I mout er let you off
-ef you’d a-minded me w’en I fus’ holler atter you,
-but I ain’t gwine ter let you off now. I’m
-a-gwine ter l’arn you a lesson dat’ll stick by
-you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den de creetur sorter wrinkle up his face en
-mouf, en Brer Wolf ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Oh, you neenter swell up en cry, you ’ceitful
-vilyun. I’m a-gwine ter gi’ you a frailin’ dat
-I boun’ yer won’t forgit.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Wolf make like he gwine ter hit de
-creetur, en den——”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Here Uncle Remus paused and looked all
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_138'>138</span>around the room and up at the rafters. When
-he began again his voice was very solemn.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>——“Well, suh, dat creetur des fotch one swipe
-dis away, en ’n’er swipe dat away, en mos’ ’fo’
-you kin wink yo’ eye-balls, Brer Wolf hide wuz
-mighty nigh teetotally tor’d off’n ’im. Atter dat
-de creetur sa’ntered off in de woods, en ’gun ter
-rub hisse’f on ’n’er tree.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“What kind of a creature was it, Uncle Remus?”
-asked the little boy.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, honey,” replied the old man in a confidential
-whisper, “hit wa’n’t nobody on de top-side
-er de yeth but ole Brer Wildcat.”</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_139'>139</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>UNCLE REMUS’S WONDER STORY</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c013'>There was one story that the little boy whom
-Uncle Remus delighted to entertain asked
-for with great regularity, perhaps because it has
-in it an element of witchcraft, and was as marvelous
-as it was absurd. Sometimes Uncle Remus
-pretended to resent this continued demand for the
-story, although he himself, like all the negroes,
-was very superstitious, and believed more or less
-in witches and witchcraft.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dat same ole tale,” he would say. “Well!
-well! well! W’en is we gwine ter year de las’ un
-it? I done tole you dat tale so much dat it make
-my flesh crawl, kaze I des know dat some er deze
-yer lonesome nights I’ll be a-settin’ up yer by de
-fier atter you done gone. I’ll be a-settin’ up yer
-dreamin’ ’bout gwine ter bed, en sumpin’ ’n’er ’ll
-come a-clawin’ at de do’, en I’ll up en ax, ‘Who
-dat?’ En dey’ll up en ’spon’, ‘Lemme in.’ En
-I’ll ondo de do’, en dat ole creetur’ll walk in, en
-dat’ll be de las’ er po’ ole Remus’ En den w’en
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_140'>140</span>dat come ter pass, who gwine take time fer ter
-tell you tales? Dat w’at I like ter know.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The little boy, although he well knew that
-there were no witches, would treat this statement
-with gravity, as the story to him was as fascinating
-as one of the “Thousand and One Nights.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, Uncle Remus,” he would say, “just tell
-it this time!” Whereupon the old negro, with the
-usual preliminary flourishes, began:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“One time, ’way back yander, w’en de moon
-wuz lots bigger dan w’at she is now, dar wuz er
-ole Witch-Wolf livin’ ’way off in de swamp, en
-dish yer ole Witch-Wolf wuz up to ter all sorts er
-contrariness. Look like she wuz cross-ways wid
-de whole er creation. W’en she wa’n’t doin’ devilment,
-she wuz studyin’ up devilment. She had a
-mighty way, de ole Witch-Wolf did, dat w’en she
-git hungry she’d change ’erse’f ter be a ’oman.
-She could des shet ’er eye en smack ’er mouf, en
-stiddier bein’ a big black wolf, wid long claws en
-green eye-balls, she’d come ter be the likelies’
-lookin’ gal dat you mos’ ever seed.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“It seem like she love ter eat folks, but’fo’ she
-kin eat urn she hatter marry um; en w’en she
-take a notion, she des change ’erse’f ter be a likely
-lookin’ gal, en sails in en git married. Den w’en
-she do dat, she des take en change ’erse’f back
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_141'>141</span>ter be a wolf, en eat um up raw. Go whar you
-kin, en whar you mout, en yit I don’t ’speck you
-kin fin’ any wuss creetur dan w’at dis ole Witch-Wolf
-wuz.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, sir, at de same time w’en dis ole Witch-Wolf
-gwine on dis away, dey wuz a man livin’ in
-de neighborhood w’at she took a mighty notion
-fer ter marry. De man had lan’, but she ain’t
-want de lan’; de man had hosses, but she ain’t
-want de hosses; de man had cows, but she ain’t
-want de cows. She des nat’ally want de man
-hisse’f, kaze he mighty fat en nice.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Did she want to marry him, Uncle Remus?”
-the little boy asked, as though the tale were true,
-as indeed it seemed to be while Uncle Remus
-was telling it and acting it.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Tooby sho’, honey! Dat ’zactly w’at she
-want. She want ter marry ’im, en eat ’im up.
-Well, den, w’en she git eve’ything good en ready,
-she des tuck ’n back ’er years, en bat ’er eyes, en
-smack ’er mouf, and dar she wuz—a likely young
-gal! She up en got ter de lookin’-glass, she did,
-en swinge ’er ha’r wid de curlin’-tongs, en tie
-ribbons on ’er cloze, en fix up ’er beau-ketchers.
-She look nice, fit ter kill, now. Den she tuck ’n
-pass by de man house, en look back en snicker,
-en hol’ ’er head on one side, en sorter shake out
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_142'>142</span>’er cloze, en put ’er han’ up fer ter see ef de ha’rpins
-in der place. She pass by dis away lots er
-times, en bimeby de man kotch a glimp’ un ’er;
-en no sooner is he do dis dan she wave her hankcher.
-De man he watch ’er en watch er, en bimeby,
-atter she kep’ on whippin’ by, he come out en
-hail ’er. En den she tuck ’n stop, en nibble at ’er
-fan en fumble wid ’er hankcher, en dey tuck ’n
-stan’ dar, dey did, en pass de time er day. Atter
-dat de sun never riz en set widout she hol’ some
-confab wid de man; en ’t want long ’fo’ de man
-took a notion dat she de very gal fer a wife, w’at
-he bin a-huntin’ fer. Wid dat dey des got right
-down ter ole-fashion courtin’. Dey’d laugh, dey’d
-giggle, dey ’d’spute, dey’d pout. You ain’t
-never seen folks a-courtin’, is you, honey?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The little boy never had, and he said so.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, den,” Uncle Remus would continue,
-“you ain’t none de wuss off fer dat, kaze dey
-ain’t nuthin’ in de roun’ worl’ dat’ll turn yo’ stomach
-quicker. But dar dey wuz, en de ole Witch-Wolf
-make sho’ she wuz gwine ter git de man;
-let lone dat, de man he make sho’ he wuz gwine
-ter git de gal. Yit de man he belt back, en ef de
-Witch-Wolf hadn’t er bin afeard she’d drap de
-fat in de fier, she’d er des come right out en pop
-de question den en dar. But de man he helt
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_143'>143</span>back en helt back, en bimeby he say ter hisse’f,
-he did, dat he ’speck he better make some inquirements
-’bout dis yer gal. Yit who sh’ll he go ter?</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“He study en study, en atter w’ile hit come
-’cross he min’ dat he better go en ax ole Jedge
-Rabbit ’bout ’er, bein’ ez he bin livin’ ’roun’ dar a
-mighty long time.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ole Jedge Rabbit,” Uncle Remus would explain,
-“done got ole in age en gray in de min’.
-He done sober up en settle down, en I let you
-know dey want many folks in dem diggin’s but
-w’at went ter ole Jedge Rabbit w’en dey git in
-trouble. So de man he went ter Jedge Rabbit
-house en rap at de do’. Jedge Rabbit, he ’low,
-he did, ‘Who dat?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Man he up en ’spon’, ‘Hit’s me.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den Jedge Rabbit ’gin ter talk like one er
-deze yer town lawyers. He ’low, he did, ‘Mighty
-short name fer grown man. Gimme de full entitlements.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Man he gun um ter ’im, en den ole Jedge
-Rabbit open de do’ en let ’im in. Dey sot dar by
-de fier, dey did, twel bimeby’t want long ’fo’ de
-man ’gun ter tell ’im ’bout dish yer great gal w’at
-he bin courtin’ ’long wid. Bimeby Jedge Rabbit
-ax ’im, sezee, ‘W’at dish yer great gal name?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Man he ’low, ‘Mizzle-Mazzle,’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_144'>144</span>“Jedge Rabbit look at de man sort er like he
-takin’ pity on ’im, en den he tuk he cane en make
-a mark in de ashes. Den he ax de man how ole
-is dish yer great gal. Man tol’ ’im. Jedge Rabbit
-make ’n’er mark in de ashes. Den he ax de
-man is she got cat eyes. Man sort er study ’bout
-dis, but he say he ’speck she is. Jedge Rabbit
-make ’n’er mark. Den he ax is ’er years peaked
-at de top. Man ’low he disremember, but he
-speck dey is. Jedge Rabbit make ’n’er mark in
-de ashes. Den he ax is she got yaller ha’r. Man
-say she is. Jedge Rabbit make ’n’er mark. Den
-he ax is ’er toofs sharp. Man say dey is. Jedge
-Rabbit make ’n’er mark. Atter he done ax all dis,
-Jedge Rabbit got up, he did, en went ’cross de
-room ter de lookin’-glass. W’en he see hisse’f
-in dar, he tuck ’n shet one eye, <i>s-l-o-w</i>. Den he
-sot down en leant back in de cheer, en ’low, sezee:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘I done had de idee in my head dat ole Mizzle-Mazzle
-done moof out ’n de country, en yit
-yer she is gallopin’ ’roun’ des ez natchul ez a
-dead pig in de sunshine!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Man look ’stonish, but he ain’t say nuthin’.
-Jedge Rabbit keep on talkin’.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘You ain’t never bin trouble’ wid no trouble
-yit, but ef you wan’ ter be trouble’ wid trouble
-dat’s double en thribble trouble, you des go en
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_145'>145</span>marry ole Mizzle-Mazzle,’ sezee. ‘You nee’nter
-b’lieve me less ’n you wan’ ter,’ sezee. ‘Des go
-’long en marry ’er,’ sezee.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Man he look skeerd. He up en ’low, he did,
-‘W’at de name er goodness I gwine do?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ole Jedge Rabbit look sollumcolly. ‘You
-got any cows?’ sezee.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Man say he got plenty un um.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Well, den,’ sez ole Jedge Rabbit, sezee, ‘ax
-’er ef she kin keep house. She’ll say yasser.
-Ax ’er ef she kin cook. She’ll say yasser. Ax
-er ef she kin scour. She’ll say yasser. Ax
-’er ef she kin wash cloze. She’ll say yasser.
-Ax ’er ef she kin milk de red cow. Den see
-w’at she say.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Man, he ’low, he did, dat he mighty much
-erbleege ter ole Jedge Rabbit, en wid dat he
-make he bow en tuck he leaf. He went home,
-he did, en w’en he git dar, sho’ ’nuff dar wuz
-dish yer nice-lookin’ gal a pommynadin’ up en
-down de road, en shakin’ ’er hankcher. Man,
-he hail ’er, he did, en ax ’er how she come on.
-She ’low she purty well, en how do he do. Man
-say he feelin’ sort er po’ly. Den she up en ax
-’im w’at de matter. Man say he ’speck he feel
-po’ly kaze he so powerful lonesome. Den dish
-yer nice-lookin’ gal, she ax ’im w’at make he so
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_146'>146</span>powerful lonesome. Man he say he ’speck he so
-powerful lonesome kase he want ter marry.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Time de man come out so flat-footed ’bout
-marryin’, de gal, she ’gun ter work wid ’er fan,
-en chaw at ’er hankcher. Den, atter w’ile, she
-up en ax ’im who he wan’ ter marry. Man ’low
-he ain’t no ways ’tickler, kase he des want somebody
-fer ter take keer er de house w’en he gone,
-en fer ter set down by de fier, en keep ’im comp’ny
-w’en he at home. Den he up en ax de gal
-kin she keep house. De gal she ’low, ‘Yasser!’
-Den he ax ’er ef she kin cook. She ’low, ‘Yasser!’
-Den he ax ’er ef she kin scour. She ’low,
-‘Yasser!’ Den he ax ’er ef she kin wash cloze.
-She ’low, ‘Yasser!’ Den he ax ’er ef she kin
-milk de red cow. Wid dat she flung up ’er
-han’s, en fetched a squall dat make de man jump.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Law!’ sez she, ‘does you speck I’m a-gwine
-ter let dat cow hook me?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Man, he say de cow des ez gentle ez a dog.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Does you speck I’m a-gwine ter let dat cow
-kick me crank-sided?’ sez she.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Man, he ’low, he did, dat de cow won’t kick,
-but dat ar gal she tuck ’n make mo’ skuses dan
-dey is frogs in de spring branch, but bimeby she
-say she kin try. But she ’low dat fus’ ’fo’ she try
-dat she’ll show ’im how she kin keep house. So
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_147'>147</span>the nex’ mornin’ yer she come, en I let you know
-she sailed in dar, en sot dat house ter rights ’fo’
-some wimmen folks kin tun ’roun’. Man, he say,
-he did, dat she do dat mighty nice.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Nex’ day, de gal sot in en got dinner. Man
-say, he did, dat dey ain’t nobody w’at kin beat
-dat dinner. Nex’ day, she sot in en scoured, en
-she make that flo’ shine same ez a lookin’-glass.
-Man, he say dey ain’t nobody in dat neighborhoods
-kin beat dat scourin’. Nex’ day, she come
-fer ter milk de red cow, en de man, he ’low ter
-hisse’f, he did, dat he gwine ter see w’at make she
-don’t like ter milk dat cow.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De gal come, she did, en git de milk-piggin’,
-en scald it out, en den she start fer de cow-lot.
-Man, he crope ’long atter de gal fer ter watch ’er.
-Gal went on, en w’en she come ter de lot dar wuz
-de red cow stan’in’ in de fence-cornder wallopin’
-’er cud. Gal, she sorter shuck de gate, she did,
-en holler, ‘Sook, cow! Sook, cow!’ Cow, she
-pearten up at dat, kaze she know w’en folks call
-’er dat away, she gwine ter come in fer a bucket
-er slops.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“She pearten up, de red cow did, en start todes
-de gate, but, gentermens! time she smell dat gal,
-she ’gun a blate like she smell blood, en paw’d de
-groun’ en shuck ’er head des like she fixin’ fer ter
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_148'>148</span>make fight. Man, he ’low ter hisse’f dat dish
-yer kinder business mighty kuse, en he keep on
-watchin’. Gal, she open de gate, but stiddier de
-cow makin’ fight, she ’gun ter buck. Gal, she say,
-‘So, cow! so, cow, so!’ but de cow she hist her
-tail in de elements, en run ’roun’ dat lot like de
-dogs wuz atter ’er. Gal, she foller on, en hit
-sorter look like she gwine ter git de cow hemmed
-up in a cornder, but de cow ain’t got no notion er
-dis, en bimeby she whirl en make a splunge at de
-gal, en ef de gal hadn’t er lipt de fence quick es
-she did de cow would er got ’er. Ez she lipt de
-fence, de man seed ’er foots, en, lo en beholes, dey
-wuz wolf foots! Man, he holler out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘You oughter w’ar shoes w’en you come
-a-milkin’ de red cow!’ en wid dat, de ole Witch-Wolf
-gun a twist, en fetched a yell, en made ’er
-disappearance in de elements.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Here Uncle Remus paused awhile. Then he
-shook his head, and exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“’T ain’t no use! Dey may fool folks, but cows
-knows wil’ creeturs by der smell.”</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_149'>149</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>THE RATTLESNAKE AND THE POLECAT</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c013'>“I lay ’t won’t be long,” said Uncle Remus,
- as the little boy drew his chair closer to the
-broad fireplace, “’fo’ I’ll hatter put on a backlog
-en pile’ up de chunks. Dem w’at gits up
-’bout de crack er day like I does is mighty ap’ fer
-ter fin’ de a’r sorter fresh deze mornin’s. Fus’
-news you know old Jack Frost ’ll be a-blowin’ his
-horn out dar in de woods, en he ’ll blow it so hard
-dat he ’ll jar down de hick’ry-nuts, de scalybarks,
-de chinkapins, en de bullaces, en den ole Brer
-’Possum will begin fer ter take his promenades,
-en ef I don’t ketch ’im hit ’ll be kaze I’m too stiff
-in my j’ints fer ter toiler ’long atter de dogs.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dish yer kinder freshness in de a’r w’at make
-yo’ breff smoke w’en you blow it outen yo’ mouf,”
-continued Uncle Remus, “puts me in de min’ er
-de time w’en Brer Polecat wuz a-huntin’ fer a new
-house. De wedder wuz gittin’ kinder shivery, en
-Brer Polecat he sot out ter fin’ a good warm place
-whar he kin stay w’en de freeze come on.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_150'>150</span>“He mozey ’long, Brer Polecat did, twel he
-come ter Brer Rattlesnake house, w’ich it wuz in
-a holler tree. Brer Polecat knock at de do’.
-Brer Rattlesnake ’low, ‘Who dat?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Polecat ’spon’, ‘Hit’s me; open de do’.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Rattlesnake say, ‘W’at you want?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Polecat say, ‘Hit mighty cool out yer.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Rattlesnake ’low, ‘Dat w’at I year folks
-say.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Polecat up en ’spon’, sezee, ‘Hit too
-col’ fer ter stan’ out yer.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Dat w’at I year tell,’ says Brer Rattlesnake,
-sezee.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘I wanter come in dar whar hit’s warm,’ says
-Brer Polecat, sezee.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Rattlesnake ’low dat two in dat house
-would be a big crowd.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Polecat say he got de name er bein’ a
-mighty good housekeeper.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Rattlesnake say hit mighty easy fer
-anybody fer ter keep tother folks’ house.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Polecat say he gwine come in anyhow.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Rattlesnake ’low, ‘Dey ain’t no room
-in yer fer you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Polecat laugh en say: ‘Shoo, Brer
-Rattlesnake! eve’ybody gives me room. I go
-’long de road, I does, en meet Mr. Man. I walks
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_151'>151</span>right todes ’im, en he bleege ter gi’ me room. I
-meet all de critturs, en dey bleege ter gi’ me
-room.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Rattlesnake say, ‘Dat w’at I year tell.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Polecat ’low, ‘Don’t you pester yo’se’f
-’bout room. You des lemme git in dar whar you
-is, en <i>I’ll make room</i>!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Wid dat Brer Rattlesnake shot de do’ er his
-house en sprung de latch, en atter so long a time
-Brer Polecat went pacin’ off some’rs else.”</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_152'>152</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>HOW THE BIRDS TALK</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c013'>Uncle Remus was not a “field hand”; that
-is to say, he was not required to plow and
-hoe and engage in the rough work on the plantation.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>It was his business to keep matters and things
-straight about the house, and to drive the carriage
-when necessary. He was the confidential family
-servant, his attitude and his actions showing that
-he considered himself a partner in the various interests
-of the plantation. He did no great amount
-of work, but he was never wholly idle. He
-tanned leather, he made shoes, he manufactured
-horse-collars, fish-baskets, foot-mats, scouring-mops,
-and ax-handles for sale; he had his own
-watermelon- and cotton-patches; he fed the hogs,
-looked after the cows and sheep, and, in short,
-was the busiest person on the plantation.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>He was reasonably vain of his importance, and
-the other negroes treated him with great consideration.
-They found it to their advantage to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_153'>153</span>do so, for Uncle Remus was not without influence
-with his master and mistress. It would be difficult
-to describe, to the satisfaction of those not
-familiar with some of the developments of slavery
-in the South, the peculiar relations existing between
-Uncle Remus and his mistress, whom he
-called “Miss Sally.” He had taken care of her
-when she was a child, and he still regarded her
-as a child.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>He was dictatorial, overbearing and quarrelsome.
-These words do not describe Uncle Remus’s
-attitude, but no other words will do.
-Though he was dictatorial, overbearing and quarrelsome,
-he was not even grim. Beneath everything
-he said there was a current of respect and
-affection that was thoroughly understood and appreciated.
-All his quarrels with his mistress
-were about trifles, and his dictatorial bearing was
-inconsequential. The old man’s disputes with his
-“Miss Sally” were thoroughly amusing to his
-master, and the latter, when appealed to, generally
-gave a decision favorable to Uncle Remus.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Perhaps an illustration of one of Uncle Remus’s
-quarrels will give a better idea than any attempt
-at description. Sometimes, after tea, Uncle Remus’s
-master would send the house-girl for him,
-under pretense of giving him orders for the next
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_154'>154</span>day, but really for the purpose of hearing him
-quarrel. The old man would usually enter the
-house by way of the dining-room, leaving his hat
-and his cane outside. He would then go to the
-sitting-room and announce his arrival, whereupon
-his master would tell him what particular work
-he wanted done, and then Uncle Remus would
-say, very humbly:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Miss Sally, you ain’t got no cold vittles, nor
-no piece er pie, nor nuthin’, layin’ ’roun’ yer, is
-you? Dat ar Tildy gal say you all have a
-mighty nice dinner ter-day.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“No, there’s nothing left. I gave the last to
-Rachel.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, I dunner w’at business dat ar nigger got
-comin’ up yer eatin’ Mars John out er house en
-home. I year tell she l’arnin’ how to cook, en
-goodness knows, ef eatin’ gwine ter make anybody
-cook good, she de bes’ cook on dis hill.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, she earns what she eats, and that’s more
-than I can say for some of the others.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I lay ef ole miss’ wuz ’live, she ’d sen’ dat ar
-nigger ter de cotton-patch. She would, mon;
-she’d sen’ er dar a-whirlin’. Nigger w’at wrop
-up ’er ha’r wid a string ain’t never seed de day
-w’en dey kin go on de inside er ole miss’ kitchen,
-let ’lone mommuck up de vittles. Now, I boun’
-you dat!”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_155'>155</span>“Well, there’s nothing here for you, and if there
-was you wouldn’t get it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“No, ’m, dat’s so. I done know dat long time
-ago. All day long, en half de night, hit ’s ‘Remus,
-come yer,’ en ‘Remus, go dar,’ ’ceppin’ w’en it ’s
-eatin’-time, en w’en dat time come, dey ain’t nobody
-dast ter name de name er Remus. Dat
-Rachel nigger new ter de business, yet she mighty
-quick fer ter l’arn how ter tote off de vittles, en
-how ter make all de chillun on de place do ’er
-er’ns.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“John,” to her husband, “I put some cold potatoes
-for the children on the sideboard in the
-dining-room. Please see if they are still there.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Nummine ’bout gittin’ up, Mars John. All
-de taters is dar. Old Remus ain’t never ’grudge
-w’at dem po’ little chillun gits. Let ’lone dat;
-dey comes down ter my house, en dey looks so
-puny en lonesome dat I ’vides my own vittles wid
-um. Goodness knows, I don’t ’grudge de po’
-creeturs de little dey gits. Good-night, Mars
-John! Good-night, Miss Sally!”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Take the potatoes, Remus,” said Mars John.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I’m mighty much erbleege ter you,” said Uncle
-Remus, putting the potatoes in his pocket, “en
-thanky too; but I ain’t gwine ter have folks sayin’
-dat ole Remus tuck ’n sneaked up yer en tuck de
-vittles out er deze yer chillun’s mouf, dat I ain’t.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_156'>156</span>The tone in which Uncle Remus would carry on
-his quarrels was inimitable, and he generally succeeded
-in having his way. He would sometimes
-quarrel with the little boy to whom he told the
-stories, but either by dint of coaxing, or by means
-of complete silence, the youngster usually managed
-to restore the old man’s equanimity.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Uncle Remus,” said the boy, “it ’s mighty
-funny that the birds and the animals don’t talk
-like they used to.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Who say dey don’t?” the old man cried, with
-some show of indignation. “Who say dey don’t?
-Now, dat ’s des w’at I’d like ter know.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Uncle Remus’s manner implied that he was only
-waiting for the name of the malicious person to go
-out and brain him on the spot.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well,” replied the child, “I often listened at
-them, but I never hear them say a word.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ah-yi!” exclaimed Uncle Remus, in a tone of
-exultation; “dat’s diffunt. Now, dat’s diffunt. De
-creeturs talk des ’bout like dey allus did, but folks
-ain’t smart ez dey used ter wuz. You kin year
-de creeturs talkin’, but you dunner w’at dey say.
-Yit I boun’ you ef I wuz ter pick you up, en set
-you down in de middle er de Two-Mile Swamp,
-you’d year talkin’ all night long.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The little boy shivered at the suggestion.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_157'>157</span>“Uncle Remus, who talks out there in the
-swamp?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“All de creeturs, honey, all de creeturs. Mo’
-speshually ole man Owl, en all he famberly connexion.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Have you ever heard them, Uncle Remus?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Many’s en many’s de time, honey. W’en I
-gits lonesome wid folks, I des up en takes down
-my walkin’ cane, I does, en I goes off dar whar
-I kin year um, en I sets dar en feels dez es familious
-ez w’en I’m a-settin’ yer jawin’ ’long er
-you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“What do they say, Uncle Remus?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“It seems like ter me,” said the old man, frowning,
-as if attempting to recall familiar names,
-“dat one er um name Billy Big-Eye, en t’er one
-name Tommy Long-Wing. One er um sets in
-a poplar-tree on one side er de swamp, en t’er
-one sets in a pine on t’er side,” Uncle Remus
-went on, as the child went a little closer to him.
-“W’en night come, good en dark, Billy Big-Eye
-sorter cle’r up he th’oat en ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘<i>Tom!</i> Tommy <i>Long</i>-Wing! <i>Tom!</i> Tommy
-<i>Long</i>-Wing!’”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Uncle Remus allowed his voice to rise and fall,
-giving it a far-away but portentous sound, the intonation
-being a weirdly-exact imitation of the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_158'>158</span>hooting of a large swamp-owl. The italicized
-words will give a faint idea of this intonation.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den,” Uncle Remus went on, “ole Tommy
-Long-Wing he’d wake up en holler back:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘<i>Who</i>—who dat a-<i>call</i>in’? <i>Who</i>—who dat
-a-<i>call</i>in’?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘<i>Bill</i>—Billy <i>Big</i>-Eye! <i>Bill</i>—Billy <i>Big</i>-Eye!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘<i>Whyn’t</i> you come <i>down</i>—come <i>down</i> ter
-<i>my</i> house?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘I <i>coodn’t</i>—I <i>coodn’t</i> come down to <i>yo’</i>
-house!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘<i>Tom</i>—Tommy <i>Long</i>-Wing! Why <i>coodn’t</i>
-you?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Had <i>coom</i>penny, <i>Bill</i>—Billy <i>Big</i>-Eye! Had
-<i>coom</i>penny!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘<i>Who</i>—who wuz de <i>coom</i>penny?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘<i>Heel</i> Tap ’n <i>his</i> wife, <i>Deel</i> Tap ’n <i>his</i> wife,
-en I don’t know <i>who</i>-all, <i>who</i>-all, <i>who</i>-all!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ez ter Heel Tap en Deel Tap,” Uncle Remus
-continued, noticing a puzzled expression on
-the child’s face, “I dunno ez I ever bin know anybody
-edzackly wid dat name. Some say dat’s de
-name er de Peckerwoods en de Yallerhammers,
-but I speck w’en we git at de straight un it, dey
-er all in de Owl famberly.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Who heard them talking that way, Uncle
-Remus?” asked the little boy.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id004'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_159'>159</span>
-<img src='images/p159.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>BILLY BIG-EYE AND TOMMY LONG-WING.</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_161'>161</span>“Goodness en de gracious, honey!” exclaimed
-Uncle Remus, “you don’t ’speckt er ole nigger
-like I is fer ter note all deze yer folks’ name in he
-head, does you? S’pose’n de folks w’at year um
-done gone and move off, w’at good it gwine do
-you fer ter git der name? S’pose’n dey wuz settin’
-right yer ’long side er you, w’at good dat
-gwine do? De trufe’s de trufe, en folks’ name
-ain’t gwine make it no trufer. Yit w’en it come
-ter dat, I kin go ter de do’ dar, en fetch a whoop,
-en fin’ you lots er niggars w’at done bin year dat
-Owl famberly gwine on in de swamp dar. En
-you ne’en ter go no fudder dan Becky’s Bill, nudder.
-W’en dat niggar wuz growin’ up, he went
-frolickin’ ’roun’, en one night he come froo de
-Two-Mile Swamp.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“He come froo dar,” Uncle Remus went on,
-emphasizing the seriousness of the situation by a
-severe frown, “des ez soople in de min’ ez w’at
-you is dis blessid minnit. He come ’long, he did,
-en de fus’ news you know a great big ole owl
-flew’d up in a tree en snap he bill des like somebody
-crackin’ a whip. Becky’s Bill make like he
-ain’t take no notice, but he sorter men’ he gait.
-Present’y, ole Mr. Owl flew’d up in ’n’er tree
-little ways ahead, en smack he mouf. Den
-he holler out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_162'>162</span>“‘<i>Who</i> cooks—<i>who</i> cooks—<i>who</i> cooks fer
-<i>you</i>-all?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Becky’s Bill move on—he make like he ain’t
-year nothing. Ole Mr. Owl holler out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘<i>Who</i> cooks—<i>who</i> cooks—who <i>cooks</i> fer
-<i>you</i>-all?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“By dat time Becky’s Bill done git sorter
-skeerd, en he stop en say:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Well, sir, endurin’ er de week, mammy, she
-cooks, but on Sundays, en mo’ speshually ef dey
-got comp’ny, den ole Aunt Dicey, she cooks.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ole Mr. Owl, he ruffle up he fedders, he did,
-en smack he mouf, en look down at Becky’s Bill,
-en ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘<i>Who</i> cooks—<i>who</i> cooks—<i>who</i> cooks fer
-<i>you</i>-all?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Becky’s Bill, he take off he hat, he did, en
-’low, sezee:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Well, sir, hit’s des like I tell you. Mo’ inginer’lly
-endurin’ er de week, mammy, she cooks,
-but on Sundays, mo’ speshually w’en dey got
-comp’ny, ole Aunt Dicey, she cooks.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ole Mr. Owl, he keep axin’, en Becky’s Bill
-keep on tellin’ twel, bimeby, Becky’s Bill, he got
-skeerd, en tired, en mad, en den he le’pt out fum
-dar en he run home like a quarter-hoss; en now
-ef you git ’im in dat swamp you got ter go ’long
-wid ’im.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_163'>163</span>The little boy sat and gazed in the fire after
-Uncle Remus had paused. He evidently had no
-more questions to ask. After a while the old
-man resumed:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“But ’t ain’t des de owls dat kin talk. I des
-want you ter git up in de mornin’ en lissen at de
-chickens. I kin set right yer en tell you des
-zackly w’at you ’ll year um say.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The little boy laughed, and Uncle Remus
-looked up into the rafters to hide a responsive
-smile.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De old Dominicker Hen, she ’ll fly off’n ’er
-nes’ in de hoss-trough, en squall out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘<i>Aigs</i> I <i>lay</i> eve’y <i>day</i> en yer dey <i>come</i> en
-<i>take</i> um <i>’way</i>! I <i>lay</i>, I <i>lay</i>, I <i>lay</i>, en yit I hatter
-go <i>bare</i>-footed, <i>bare</i>-footed, <i>bare</i>-footed! Ef I
-<i>lay</i>, en lay twel <i>dooms</i>day, I know I’ll hatter go
-<i>bare</i>-footed, <i>bare</i>-footed, <i>bare-</i>footed!’”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Uncle Remus managed to emphasize certain
-words so as to give a laughably accurate imitation
-of a cackling hen. He went on:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Now, den, w’en de rooster year de Dominicker
-Hen a-cacklin’, I boun’ you he gwine ter jine in.
-He’ll up en say, sezee:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Yo’ foot so <i>big</i>, yo’ foot so <i>wide</i>, yo’ foot so <i>long</i>.
-I can’t git a shoe <i>ter</i>-fit-it, <i>ter</i>-fit-it, <i>ter</i>-fit-it!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“En den dar dey ’ll have it, up en down,
-qua’llin’ des like sho’-nuff folks.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_164'>164</span>The little boy waited for Uncle Remus to go
-on, but the old man was done. He leaned back
-in his chair and began to hum a tune.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>After a while the youngster said:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Uncle Remus, you know you told me that
-you’d sing me a song every time I brought you
-a piece of cake.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I ’speckt I did, honey—I ’speckt I did. Ole
-ez I is, I got a mighty sweet toofe. Yit I ain’t
-see no cake dis night.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Here it is,” said the child, taking a package
-from his pocket.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Yasser!” exclaimed the old man, with a
-chuckle, “dar she is! En all wrop up, in de bargain.
-I ’m mighty glad you helt ’er back, honey,
-kaze now I can take dat cake en chune up wid ’er
-en sing you one er dem ole-time songs, en folks
-gwine by ’ll say we er kyar’n on a camp-meetin’.”</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_165'>165</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>THE FOOLISH WOMAN</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c013'>“W’en you see dese yer niggers w’at wrop de
-ha’r wid a string,” said Uncle Remus to
-the little boy one day, apropos of nothing in particular
-except his own prejudices, “you des keep
-yo’ eye on um. You des watch um, kaze ef you
-don’t dey’ll take en trip you up—dey will dat, dez
-ez sho’ ez de worl’. En ef you don’t b’lieve me,
-you kin des’ ax yo’ mammy. Many’s en many’s de
-time is Miss Sally driv niggers out ’n de big house
-yard kaze dey got der ha’r wrop up wid a string.
-I bin lookin’ en peepin’, en lis’nin’ en eavesdrappin’
-in dese low groun’s a mighty long time, en I
-ain’t ne’er sot eyes on no nigger w’at wrop der
-ha’r wid a string but w’at dey wuz de meanes’
-kind er nigger. En if you ax anybody w’at know
-’bout niggers dey’ll tell you de same.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“But, Uncle Remus,” said the little boy protestingly,
-“doesn’t Aunt Tempy wrap her hair with
-a string?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Who? Sis Tempy? Shoo!” exclaimed the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_166'>166</span>old man scornfully. “Why, whar yo’ eyes, honey?
-Nex’ time you see Sis Tempy, you take en look
-at ’er right close, en ef ’er ha’r ain’t platted den
-I’m a Chinee. Now, dat’s what!”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, they don’t bother me,” said the little boy.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dat dey don’t!” exclaimed Uncle Remus enthusiastically.
-“Dey don’t dast ter, kaze dey
-know ef dey do, dey’ll have old Remus atter um,
-en mean ez dey is, dey know hit ain’t gwine ter
-do ter git de ole nigger atter um.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Hit seem like ter me dat one time I year a
-mighty funny tale ’bout one er deze yer niggers
-w’at wrop der ha’r wid a string, but I speck it mos’
-too late fer ter start in fer ter tell a tale—kaze
-present’y you’ll be a-settin’ up dar in dat cheer
-dar fas’ ’sleep, en I’m a-gittin’ too ole en stiff fer
-ter be totin’ you roun’ yer like you wuz a sack er
-bran.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Oh, I’m not sleepy, Uncle Remus,” the little
-boy exclaimed. “Please tell me the story.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The old man stirred the embers with the end
-of his cane, and seemed to be in a very solemn
-mood. Presently he said:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“’T ain’t so mighty much of a tale, yit it ’ll do
-fer ter go ter bed on. One time dey wuz a nigger
-man w’at tuck ’n married a nigger ’oman, en dish
-yer nigger ’oman kep’ ’er h’ar wrop up wid a string
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_167'>167</span>night en day. Dey married, en dey went home
-ter housekeepin’. Dey got um some pots, en dey
-got um some kittles, en dey got um some pans, en
-dey got um some dishes, en dey start in, dey did,
-des like folks does w’en dey gwine ter stay at home.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dey rocked on, dey did,” said Uncle Remus,
-scratching his head with some earnestness, “en
-it seem like dey wuz havin’ a mighty good time;
-but one day w’en dish yer nigger man wuz gone ter
-town atter some vittles, the nigger ’oman she ’gun
-ter git fretted. Co’se, honey, you dunner how de
-wimmen folks goes on, but I boun’ you’ll know
-’fo’ you gits ez ole en ez crippled up in de j’ints ez
-w’at I is. Well, dish yer nigger ’oman, she ’gun
-ter fret en ter worry, en bimeby she got right
-down mad.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“But what did she get mad about, Uncle Remus?”
-the little boy asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, sir,” said the old man condescendingly,
-“I’ll up en tell you. She wuz des like yuther
-wimmen folks, en she got fretted kase de days
-wuz long en de wedder hot. She got mad en she
-stayed mad. Eve’y time she walked ’cross de
-flo’ de dishes ud rattle in de cubberd, en de mo’
-she’d fix um de wuss dey’d rattle. Co’se, dis
-make ’er lots madder dan w’at she wuz at fust, en
-bimeby she tuck ’n holler out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_168'>168</span>“‘W’at make you rattle?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dishes dey keep on a-rattlin’.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘What make you rattle so? I ain’t gwine ter
-have no rattlin’ ’roun’ yer!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dishes dey keep on a-rattlin’ en a-rattlin’.
-De ’oman she holler out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Who you rattlin’ at? I ’m de mistiss er dis
-house. I ain’t gwine ter have none er yo’ rattlin’
-’roun’ yer!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dishes dey rattle en rattle. De ’oman, she
-holler out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Stop dat rattlin’. I ain’t gwine ter have you
-sassin’ back at me dat way. I ’m de mistiss er
-dis house!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den she walked up en down, en eve’y time
-she do dat de dishes dey rattle wuss en wuss.
-Den she holler out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Stop dat sassin’ at me, I tell you! I’m de
-mistiss in dis house!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Yit de dishes keep on rattlin’ en shakin’, en
-bimeby de ’oman run ter de cubberd, she did, en
-grab de dishes en fling um out in de yard, en no
-sooner’s she do dis dan dey wuz busted all ter
-flinders.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I tell you w’at, mon,” said Uncle Remus, after
-pausing a moment to see how this proceeding
-had affected the little boy. “I tell you w’at,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_169'>169</span>mon, wimmen folks is mighty kuse. Dey is dat,
-des ez sho’ ez de worl’. Bimeby de nigger man
-come home, en w’en he see all de dishes broke up
-he wuz ’stonish’, but he ain’t say nuthin’. He des
-look up at de sun fer ter see w’at time it is, en
-feel er hisse’f fer ter see ef he well. Den he up
-’n holler:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Ole ’oman, yer some fish w’at I bring you.
-I speck you better clean um fer dinner.’ De
-’oman, she ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Lay um down dar.’ De man, he tuck en
-lay um down en draw’d a bucket er water out er
-de well.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den, bimeby, de ’oman, she come out en start
-ter clean de fish. She pick um up, she did, en
-start ter scrape de scales off, but she sees der eyes
-wide open, en she ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Shet dem eyes! Don’t you be a-lookin’ at
-me!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Fish, dey keep on a-lookin’. ’Oman, she
-holler out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Shet up dem eyes, I tell you! I ’m de mistiss
-er dish yer house!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Fish, dey keep der eyes wide open. ’Oman,
-she squall out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Shet dem eyes, you impident villyuns! I’m
-de mistiss in dish yer house!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_170'>170</span>“Fish, dey helt der eyes wide open, en den de
-’oman tuck en flung um in de well.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“And then what?” asked the little boy, as
-Uncle Remus paused.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ah, Lord, honey! You too hard fer me now.
-De ’oman tuck ’n ’stroy de dishes, en den she
-flung de fishes in de well, en dey des nat’ally ruint
-de well. I dunner w’at de man say, but ef he
-wuz like de balance un um, he des sot down en
-lit his pipe, en tuck a smoke en den lit out fer
-bed. Dat’s de way men folks does, en ef you
-don’t b’lieve me yo kin ax yo’ pa, but fer de
-Lord’s sake don’t ax ’im whar Miss Sally kin year
-you, kaze den she’ll light on me, en mo’ ’n dat,
-she won’t save me no mo’ col’ vittles.”</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_171'>171</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>THE ADVENTURES OF SIMON AND SUSANNA<a id='r1' /><a href='#f1' class='c014'><sup>[1]</sup></a></h2>
-</div>
-
-<div class='footnote' id='f1'>
-<p class='c012'><a href='#r1'>1</a>. It may be of interest to those who approach Folk-Lore stories from the
-scientific side, to know that this story was told to one of my little boys
-three years ago by a negro named John Holder. I have since found a
-variant (or perhaps the original) in Theal’s “Kaffir Folk-Lore.”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c015'>“I got one tale on my min’,” said Uncle Remus
-to the little boy one night. “I got one
-tale on my min’ dat I ain’t ne’er tell you; I dunner
-how come; I speck it des kaze I git mixt up in
-my idees. Deze is busy times, mon, en de mo’
-you does de mo’ you hatter do, en w’en dat de
-case, it ain’t ter be ’spected dat one ole broke-down
-nigger kin ’member ’bout eve’ything.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“What is the story, Uncle Remus?” the little
-boy asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, honey,” said the old man, wiping his
-spectacles, “hit sorter run dis away: One time
-dey wuz a man w’at had a mighty likely daughter.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Was he a white man or a black man?” the
-little boy asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I ’clar’ ter gracious, honey!” exclaimed the
-old man, “you er pushin’ me mos’ too close. Fer
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_172'>172</span>all I kin tell you, de man mout er bin ez w’ite ez
-de driven snow, er he mout er bin de blackes’
-Affi’kin er de whole kit en bilin’. I’m des tellin’
-you de tale, en you kin take en take de man en
-w’itewash ’im, er you kin black ’im up des ez you
-please. Dat’s de way I looks at it.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, one time dey wuz a man, en dish yer
-man he had a mighty likely daughter. She wuz
-so purty dat she had mo’ beaus dan w’at you got
-fingers en toes. But de gal daddy, he got his
-spishuns ’bout all un um, en he won’t let um
-come ’roun’ de house. But dey kep’ on pesterin’
-’im so, dat bimeby he give word out dat de man
-w’at kin clear up six acres er lan’ en roll up de
-logs, en pile up de bresh in one day, dat man
-kin marry his daughter.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“In co’se, dis look like it unpossible, en all de
-beaus drap off ’ceppin’ one, en he wuz a great
-big strappin’ chap w’at look like he kin knock a
-steer down. Dis chap he wuz name Simon, en
-de gal, she wuz name Susanna. Simon, he love
-Susanna, en Susanna, she love Simon, en dar it
-went.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, sir, Simon, he went ter de gal daddy,
-he did, en he say dat ef anybody kin clear up dat
-lan’, he de one kin do it, least’ways he say he
-gwine try mighty hard. De ole man, he grin en
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_173'>173</span>rub his han’s terge’er, he did, en tole Simon ter
-start in in de mornin’. Susanna, she makes out
-she wuz fixin’ sumpin in de cubberd, but she
-tuck ’n kiss ’er han’ at Simon, en nod ’er head.
-Dis all Simon want, en he went out er dar des
-ez happy ez a jay-bird atter he done robbed a
-sparrer-nes’.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Now, den,” Uncle Remus continued, settling
-himself more comfortably in his chair, “dish yer
-man wuz a witch.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Why, I thought a witch was a woman,” said
-the little boy.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The old man frowned and looked into the fire.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, sir,” he remarked with some emphasis,
-“ef you er gwine ter tu’n de man inter a ’oman,
-den dey won’t be no tale, kaze dey’s bleege ter
-be a man right dar whar I put dis un. Hit ’s
-des like I tole you ’bout de color er de man.
-Black ’im er whitewash ’im des ez you please, en
-ef you want ter put a frock on ’im ter boot, hit
-ain’t none er my business; but I’m gwine ter’low
-he wuz a man ef it’s de las’ ac’.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The little boy remained silent, and Uncle Remus
-went on:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Now, den, dish yer man was a witch. He
-could cunjer folks, mo’ ’speshually dem folks w’at
-ain’t got no rabbit foot. He bin at his cunjerments
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_174'>174</span>so long, dat Susanna done learn mos’ all
-his tricks. So de nex’ mornin’ w’en Simon come
-by de house fer ter borry de ax, Susanna she run
-en got it fer ’im. She got it, she did, en den
-she sprinkles some black san’ on it, en say, ‘Ax,
-cut; cut, ax.’ Den she rub ’er ha’r ’cross it, en
-give it ter Simon. He tuck de ax, he did, en
-den Susanna say:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Go down by de branch, git sev’n w’ite pebbles,
-put um in dis little cloth bag, en whenever
-you want the ax ter cut, shake um up.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Simon, he went off in de woods, en started in
-ter clearin’ up de six acres. Well, sir, dem pebbles
-en dat ax, dey done de work—dey did dat. Simon
-could ’a’ bin done by de time de dinner-horn
-blowed, but he hung back kaze he ain’t want de
-man fer ter know dat he doin’ it by cunjerments.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“W’en he shuck de pebbles de ax ’ud cut, en
-de trees ’ud fall, en de lim’s ’ud drap off, en de
-logs ’ud roll up terge’er, en de bresh ’ud pile
-itself up. Hit went on dis away twel by de time
-it wuz two hours b’ sun, de whole six acres wuz
-done cleaned up.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“’Bout dat time de man come ’roun’, he did,
-fer ter see how de work gittin’ on, en, mon! he
-wuz ’stonish’. He ain’t know w’at ter do er say.
-He ain’t want ter give up his daughter, en yit he
-ain’t know how ter git out ’n it. He walk ’roun’
-en ’roun’, en study, en study, en study how he
-gwine rue de bargain. At las’ he walk up ter
-Simon, he did, en he say:</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id004'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_175'>175</span>
-<img src='images/p175.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>SIMON SHAKES THE PEBBLES.</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_177'>177</span>“‘Look like you sort er forehanded wid your
-work.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Simon, he ’low: ‘Yasser, w’en I starts in on
-a job I’m mighty restless twel I gits it done.
-Some er dis timber is rough en tough, but I bin
-had wuss jobs dan dis in my time.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De man say ter hisse’f: ‘W’at kind er folks
-is dis chap?’ Den he say out loud: ‘Well,
-sence you er so spry, dey’s two mo’ acres ’cross
-de branch dar. Ef you’ll clear dem up ’fo’ supper
-you kin come up ter de house en git de gal.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Simon sorter scratch his head, kaze he dunner
-whedder de pebbles gwine ter hol’ out, yit he
-put on a bol’ front en he tell de man dat he’ll go
-’cross dar en clean up de two acres soon ez he
-res’ a little.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De man he went off home, en soon ’s he git
-out er sight, Simon went ’cross de branch en
-shook de pebbles at de two acres er woods, en ’t
-want no time skacely ’fo’ de trees wuz all cut
-down en pile up.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De man, he went home, he did, en call up
-Susanna, en say:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_178'>178</span>“‘Daughter, dat man look like he gwine git
-you, sho’.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Susanna, she hang ’er head, en look like she
-fretted, en den she say she don’t keer nuthin’ fer
-Simon, nohow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Why, I thought she wanted to marry him,”
-said the little boy.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, honey, w’en you git growed up, en git
-whiskers on yo’ chin, en den atter de whiskers
-git gray like mine, you’ll fin’ out sump’n ’n’er
-’bout de wimmin folks. Dey ain’t ne’er say
-’zackly w’at dey mean, none er um, mo’ ’speshually
-w’en dey er gwine on ’bout gittin’ married.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Now, dar wuz dat gal Susanna what I ’m a-tellin’
-you ’bout. She mighty nigh ’stracted ’bout
-Simon, en yit she make ’er daddy b’lieve dat she
-’spize ’im. I ain’t blamin’ Susanna,” Uncle Remus
-went on with a judicial air, “kase she know
-dat ’er daddy wuz a witch en a mighty mean one
-in de bargain.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, atter Susanna done make ’er daddy
-b’lieve dat she ain’t keerin’ nothin’ ’t all ’bout Simon,
-he ’gun ter set his traps en fix his tricks.
-He up ’n tell Susanna dat atter ’er en Simon git
-married dey mus’ go upsta’rs in de front room, en
-den he tell ’er dat she mus’ make Simon go ter
-bed fus’. Den de man went upsta’rs en tuck ’n
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_179'>179</span>tuck all de slats out’n de bedstid ceppin one at de
-head en one at de foot. Atter dat he tuck ’n
-put some foot-valances ’roun’ de bottom er de bed—des
-like dem w’at you bin see on yo’ gran’ma
-bed. Den he tuck ’n sawed out de floor und’ de
-bed, en dar wuz de trap all ready.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, sir, Simon come up ter de house, en de
-man make like he mighty glad fer ter see ’im, but
-Susanna, she look like she mighty shy. No
-matter ’bout dat; atter supper Simon en Susanna
-got married. Hit ain’t in de tale wedder dey
-sont fer a preacher er wedder dey wuz a squire
-browsin’ ’roun’ in de neighborhoods, but dey had
-cake wid reezins in it, en some er dish yer silly-bug
-w’at got mo’ foam in it dan dey is dram, en
-dey had a mighty happy time.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“W’en bedtime come, Simon en Susanna went
-upsta’rs, en w’en dey got in de room, Susanna
-kotch ’im by de han’, en helt up her finger. Den
-she whisper en tell ’im dat ef dey don’t run away
-fum dar dey bofe gwine ter be kilt. Simon ax
-’er how come, en she say dat ’er daddy want ter
-kill ’im kase he sech a nice man. Dis make Simon
-grin; yit he wuz sorter restless ’bout gittin’
-’way fum dar. But Susanna, she say wait. She
-say:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Pick up yo’ hat en button up yo’ coat. Now,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_180'>180</span>den, take dat stick er wood dar en hol’ it ’bove
-yo’ head.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“W’iles he stan’in’ dar, Susanna got a hen egg
-out ’n a basket, den she got a meal-bag, en a
-skillet. She ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Now, den, drap de wood on de bed.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Simon done des like she say, en time de
-wood struck de bed de tick en de mattruss went
-a-tumblin’ thoo de floor. Den Susanna tuck Simon
-by de han’ en dey run out de back way ez
-hard ez dey kin go.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De man, he wuz down dar waitin’ fer de bed
-ter drap. He had a big long knife in he han’, en
-time de bed drapped, he lit on it, he did, en stobbed
-it scan’lous. He des natchully ripped de tick
-up, en w’en he look, bless gracious, dey ain’t no
-Simon dar. I lay dat man wuz mad den. He
-snorted ’roun’ dar twel blue smoke come out’n his
-nose, en his eye look red like varmint eye in de
-dark. Den he run upsta’rs en dey ain’t no Simon
-dar, en nudder wuz dey any Susanna.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Gentermens! den he git madder. He rush
-out, he did, en look ’roun’, en ’way off yander he
-see Simon en Susanna des a-runnin’, en a-holdin’
-one nudder’s han’.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Why, Uncle Remus,” said the little boy, “I
-thought you said it was night?”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dat w’at I said, honey, en I ’ll stan’ by it.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_181'>181</span>Yit, how many times dis blessed night is I got
-ter tell you dat de man wuz a witch? En bein’ a
-witch, co’se he kin see in de dark.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, dish yer witch-man, he look off en he
-see Simon en Susanna runnin’ ez hard ez dey
-kin. He put out atter um, he did, wid his knife
-in his han’, an’ he kep’ on a gainin’ on um. Bimeby,
-he got so close dat Susanna say ter Simon:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Fling down yo’ coat.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Time de coat tech de groun’, a big thick
-woods sprung up whar it fell. But de man, he
-cut his way thoo it wid de knife, en kep’ on
-a-pursuin’ atter um.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Bimeby, he got so close dat Susanna drap de
-egg on de groun’, en time it fell a big fog riz up
-fum de groun’, en a little mo’ en de man would a
-got los’. But atter so long a time fog got blowed
-away by de win’, en de man kep’ on a-pursuin’
-atter um.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Bimeby, he got so close dat Susanna drap de
-meal-sack, en a great big pon’ er water kivered
-de groun’ whar it fell. De man wuz in sech a
-big hurry dat he tried ter drink it dry, but he
-ain’t kin do dis, so he sot on de bank en blow’d
-on de water wid he hot breff, en atter so long a
-time de water made hits disappearance, en den he
-kep’ on atter um.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Simon en Susanna wuz des a-runnin’, but run
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_182'>182</span>ez dey would, de man kep’ a-gainin’ on um, en he
-got so close dat Susanna drapped de skillet. Den
-a big bank er darkness fell down, en de man ain’t
-know which away ter go. But atter so long a
-time de darkness lif’ up, en de man kep’ on a-pursuin’
-atter um. Mon, he made up fer los’ time,
-en he got so close dat Susanna say ter Simon:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Drap a pebble.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Time Simon do dis a high hill riz up, but de
-man clum it en kep’ on atter um. Den Susanna
-say ter Simon:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Drap nudder pebble.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Time Simon drap de pebble, a high mountain
-growed up, but de man crawled up it en kep’
-on atter um. Den Susanna say:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Drap de bigges’ pebble.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“No sooner is he drap it dan a big rock wall
-riz up, en hit wuz so high dat de witch-man can’t
-git over. He run up en down, but he can’t find
-no end, en den, atter so long a time, he turn
-’roun’ en go home.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“On de yuther side er dis high wall, Susanna
-tuck Simon by de han’, en say:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Now we kin res’.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“En I reckon,” said the old man slyly, “dat
-we all better res’.”</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_183'>183</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>BROTHER RABBIT AND THE GINGERCAKES.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c013'>“Now, I des tell you w’at, honey,” said Uncle
-Remus to the little boy, “if you wan’ ter
-year dish yer tale right straight thro’, widout any
-balkin’ er stallin’, you’ll des hatter quit makin’
-any fuss. Kaze w’en der’s any fuss gwine on
-hit mos’ allers inginner’lly gits me mixt up, en
-w’en I gits mixt up I ain’t wuth nuthin’ ’t all
-skacely fer tellin’ a tale, en ef you don’t b’lieve
-me, you may des ax some er my blood kin.
-Now, den, you des set right whar you is en stop
-you behavishness. Kaze de fus’ time you wink
-loud, you got ter git right up on de bed-pos’ dar
-en ride straddle.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“So, den! Well, one time Brer Mink en Brer
-Coon en Brer Polecat all live terge’er in de same
-settlement. Let ’lone dat, dey live in de same
-house, en de house w’at dey live in wuz made in
-de resemble uv a great big holler log. In dem
-days, Brer Polecat wuz de king er de creeturs
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_184'>184</span>w’at run ’bout atter dark, en you better make up
-yo’ min’ dat he made um stan’ ’roun’ might’ly.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Why, Uncle Remus,” said the little boy, “I
-thought Brother Rabbit—”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, de goodness en de gracious! ain’t I ax
-you fer ter please ma’am don’t make no fuss?
-Kaze I know mighty well Brer Rabbit use ter be
-de slickes’ en de suples’, but dey ’bleege ter be a
-change, kase ’t ain’t in natur’ fer de ’t’er creeturs
-not ter kotch on ter his ins en his outs, en I speck
-dat de time w’en dey fin’ ’im out is de time w’en
-ole Brer Polecat got ter be de king er de creeturs—dat’s
-what I speck.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“But no matter ’bout dat—by hook er by
-crook, Brer Polecat come ter be de king er de
-creeturs, en w’en he come ter be dat dey’d all
-er um go a long ways out er de way fer ter take
-off der hats en bow der howdies, dey would, en
-some un um would tag atter ’im, en laugh eve’y
-time Brer Polecat laughed, en grin eve’y time he
-grinned.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“W’iles dish yer wuz gwine on Brer Rabbit
-wuz in de crowd, en he wuz des ez big a man ez
-any er um, en I dunner ef he want de bigges’.
-Well, Brer Rabbit he move en secondary<a id='r2' /><a href='#f2' class='c014'><sup>[2]</sup></a> dat
-bein’ ez how Brer Polecat wuz sech a nice king
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_185'>185</span>dey oughter pass a law dat eve’y time de yuther
-creeturs meet um in de road dey mus’ shet der
-eyes en hol’ der nose. Some er um say dey
-don’t min’ holdin’ der nose, but dey don’t like
-dish yer way er shettin’ der eyes, kaze dey mout
-run up agin a tree, er stick a brier in der foot;
-but Brer Rabbit, he up en ’low, he did, dat ’t wuz
-des ’bout ez little ez dey kin do ter shet der eye
-en hol’ der nose w’en dey git war sech a nice king
-is, en so dey all hatter come ’roun’.</p>
-
-<div class='footnote' id='f2'>
-<p class='c010'><a href='#r2'>2</a>. Moved and seconded.</p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De nex’ day atter all dis happen, Brer Rabbit
-he come by de house whar ole King Polecat
-live ’long wid Brer Coon en Brer Mink. Brer
-Coon he wuz a great han’ fer ter bake gingercake.
-Fur en wide de folks knowd ’bout Brer
-Coon gingercakes, en dey couldn’t be no camp-meetin’
-’roun’ in dem diggin’s, but w’at he wuz
-hangin’ on de aidges sellin’ his gingercakes en
-his ’simmon beer; en it seem like eve’y time Brer
-Rabbit see Brer Coon dat he whirl right in en git
-hongry fer gingercakes.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“So de nex’ day after dey done fix it all up
-’bout ole King Polecat, Brer Rabbit he come
-sailin’ by Brer Coon’s house, en he ax ’im ef he
-got any gingercakes fer ter sell. Brer Coon
-’low, he did, dat he got um des ez fine ez fine kin
-be, en Brer Rabbit say he b’lieve he’ll buy some,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_186'>186</span>en wid dat he run his han’ in his pocket, he did,
-en pull out de change en bought ’im a great big
-stack er gingercakes.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den he tuck ’n ax Brer Coon ef he won’t keep
-his eye on de gingercakes wiles he go git some
-gyarlic fer to eat wid um. Brer Coon ’low he’ll
-take keer un um de bes’ w’at he kin. Brer Rabbit
-rush off, en des ’bout dat time ole King Polecat
-come in sight. In de accordance er de rules,
-soon ez Brer Coon see ole King Polecat he mus’
-shet he eye en hol’ he nose; and w’iles Brer Coon
-doin’ dis, ole King Polecat walk up, he did, en
-grab de gingercakes en make off wid um. Co’se,
-w’en Brer Rabbit come lippitin’ back, he hunt
-fer he gingercakes, but he can’t fine um nowhar.
-Den he holler out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘My goodness, Brer Coon! Whar my gingercakes?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“All Brer Coon kin say is dat he ain’t see nobody
-take de gingercakes. Brer Rabbit ’low, he
-did, dat dis a mighty quare way fer ter do a man
-w’at done bought de gingercakes en pay fer um.
-Yit he say he ’bleege ter have some, en so he tuck
-’n pitch in en buy ’ner stack un um. Den he ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Now, den, I done got de gyarlic fer ter go
-wid um, en I’ll des ’bout squat right down yer
-en watch deze yer gingercakes my own se’f.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_187'>187</span>“So he squat down en fix hisse’f, en des ’bout
-de time w’en he wuz ready fer ter ’stroy de gingercakes,
-yer come old King Polecat. Brer Rabbit,
-he got up, he did, en made a bow, en den he
-helt he nose en make like he wuz a-shettin’ he
-eyes. Ole King Polecat, he come ’long, he did,
-en start fer ter pick up de gingercakes, but Brer
-Rabbit holler out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Drap dem gingercakes!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ole King Polecat jump back en look like his
-feelin’s bin hurted, en he squall out:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘My goodness! How come yo’ eye open?
-How come you break up de rules dat away?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Rabbit pick up de gingercakes, en
-’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘I kin hol’ my nose ez good ez de nex’ man,
-but I can’t shet my eyes ter save my life, kaze dey
-er so mighty big!’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dis make ole King Polecat mad enough fer
-ter eat all de gingercakes w’at Brer Coon got in
-de chist, but he can’t help hisse’f, kaze he know
-dat ef Brer Rabbit tu’n agin ’im, he won’t be
-much uv a king in dat ar country. Atter dat it
-got so dat Brer Rabbit kin put down his gingercakes
-anywheres he want ter; en folks ’low dat
-he wuz mighty nigh ez big a man ez ole King
-Polecat.”</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_188'>188</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>BROTHER RABBIT’S COURTSHIP.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c013'>One night, as the little boy went tripping
-down the path to Uncle Remus’s cabin, he
-thought he heard voices on the inside. With a
-gesture of vexation he paused at the door and
-listened. If the old man had company, the
-youngster knew, by experience, that he would
-get no story that night. He could hear Uncle
-Remus talking as if carrying on an animated
-conversation. Presently he crept up to the door,
-which was ajar, and peeped in. There was nobody
-in sight but the old darkey, and the little
-boy went in. Uncle Remus made a great pretense
-of being astonished.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Were you just talking to yourself, Uncle Remus?”
-asked the little boy.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Yasser,” said the old man with a serious air,
-“dat des w’at I wuz a-doin’. I done clean fergit
-myse’f. I year tell dat dem w’at take en talk
-’long wid deyse’f dat dey owe de Ole Boy a day’s
-work. Ef dat de state er de case den he done
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_189'>189</span>got my name down on de books, en hit’s all on
-account er deze yer uppity-biggity niggers w’at
-come ’long yer little w’ile ago en ax me ter go
-’way off yan ter de Spivey place whar Nancy’s
-Jim gwine ter git married.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I wuz settin’ yer runnin’ on in my min’,”
-Uncle Remus continued, “’bout de time w’en
-Brer Rabbit went a-courtin’. I boun’ you dey
-ain’t bin no sech courtin’ sence dat day, en dey
-ain’t gwine ter be no mo’ sech.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Here Uncle Remus paused and leaned back in
-his chair, gazing thoughtfully at the rafters. He
-paused so long that the little boy finally asked
-him if he couldn’t tell about Brother Rabbit’s
-wonderful courtship.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, honey,” said the old man, “you haf ter
-gi’ me time fer to shet my eye-balls en sorter feel
-’roun’ ’mongst my reckermembunce atter de
-wharfo’es en de whatsisnames. Kaze I’m like a
-broke-down plow-mule: I’ll go ’long ef you lemme
-take my time, but ef you push me, I’ll stop
-right in de middle er de row.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“I can wait until bedtime,” the little boy remarked,
-“and then I’ll have to go.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dat’s so,” Uncle Remus assented cheerfully,
-“en bein’ ez dat’s de case, we haf ter be sorter
-keerful. Lemme go ’roun’ de stumps en over de
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_190'>190</span>roots, en git in meller groun’, en den we kin des
-back right ’long.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Now den! You done year talk er Miss
-Meadows en de gals, en ’bout how Brer Rabbit
-bin gwine dar so much. Well, hit done happen
-so dat Brer Rabbit wuz tuck wid a-likin’ er one
-er de gals. Dis make ’im sorter glad at de offstart,
-but bimeby he ’gun ter git droopy. He
-laid ’roun’ en sot ’bout, he did, en look like he
-studyin’ ’bout sump’n ’n’er way off yander.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Hit went on dis away twel bimeby Miss
-Meadows, she up en ax Brer Rabbit w’at de
-name er sense is de matter ’long wid ’im, en Brer
-Rabbit, he feel so bad dat he up en ’spon’, he
-did, dat he dead in love wid one er de gals. Den
-Miss Meadows, she ax ’im w’at de reason he ain’t
-tell de gal dat he want ter be ’er b’ide-g’oom.
-Brer Rabbit say he ’shame’. Miss Meadows, she
-toss ’er head, she did, en ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Ya-a-a-s! You look like you ’shame’, now
-don’t you? You mout er bin ’shame’ ’fo’ hens
-had der toofies pulled out, but you ain’t bin
-’shame’ sence. I done see you cut up too many
-capers; I know dey ain’t no gal on de top side
-er de yeth w’at kin faze you,’ sez Miss Meadows,
-sez she.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den Brer Rabbit ’low dat he skeerd de gal
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_191'>191</span>won’t have ’im, but Miss Meadows ’fuse ter hol’
-any mo’ confab wid ’im; she des broke out singin’
-en washin’ de dishes, en w’at wid de chune en de
-clatter er de dishes Brer Rabbit can’t year his
-own years. Bimeby, he tuck ’n sneak out, he
-did, en went en sot in de shade by de spring.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“He ain’t set dar long ’fo’ yer come de gal
-w’at he bin studyin’ ’bout. She had a pail in ’er
-han’ en she wuz comin’ atter water. She come
-’long down de paff swingin’ de pail in her han’
-en singin’.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“What did she sing, Uncle Remus?” the little
-boy asked, becoming more and more interested.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>The old darkey looked slyly at the youngster,
-and chuckled softly to himself. Presently he
-said:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Hit wuz sorter like dis, ef I ain’t make no
-mistakes in de chune:</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c011'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘<i>Oh, says de woodpecker, peckin’ on de tree,</i></div>
- <div class='line'><i>Once I courted Miss Kitty Killdee,</i></div>
- <div class='line'><i>But she proved fickle en fum me fled,</i></div>
- <div class='line'><i>En sence dat time my head bin red.</i>’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Rabbit bin feelin’ mighty droopy en
-low-spereted all de mornin’, but time he year de
-gal singin’, he hist up his years en look sassy, en
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_192'>192</span>wen she stop singin’ he broke out en ’gun ter
-sing hisse’f. He sung dish yer kinder chune:</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c011'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘<i>Katy, Katy! won’t you marry?</i></div>
- <div class='line in2'><i>Katy, Katy! choose me den!</i></div>
- <div class='line'><i>Mammy say ef you will marry</i></div>
- <div class='line in2'><i>She will kill de turkey hen;</i></div>
- <div class='line'><i>Den we’ll have a new convention,</i></div>
- <div class='line in2'><i>Den we’ll know de rights er men.</i>’”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Why, I ’ve heard grandma sing that song,”
-exclaimed the little boy.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Tooby sho’ you is—tooby sho’ you is,
-honey,” said Uncle Remus, assuming an argumentative
-air that was irresistibly comic. “Ef
-Brer Rabbit kin sing dat chune, w’at gwine hender
-w’ite folks fum singin’ it? Bless yo’ soul,
-w’ite folks smart, mon, en I lay der ain’t no chune
-w’at Brer Rabbit kin sing dat dey can’t reel off.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Well, suh, de gal year Brer Rabbit singin’,
-en she sorter toss ’er head en giggle. Brer Rabbit
-he look at ’er sideways en sorter grin. Den
-Brer Rabbit ’low:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“‘Mornin’, ma’m; how you come on dis fine
-mornin’?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De gal say: ‘I’m des toler’ble; how you do
-yo’se’f?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_193'>193</span>“Brer Rabbit ’low, he did: ‘I thank you,
-ma’m, I’m right po’ly. I ain’t bin feelin’ ter say
-reely peart in mighty nigh a mont’.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De gal laugh en say: ‘Dat w’at I year tell.
-I speck you in love, Brer Rabbit. You ought
-ter go off some’rs en git you a wife.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dis make Brer Rabbit feel sorter ’shame’, en
-he hung his head en make marks in de san’ wid
-his foots. Bimeby he say: ‘How come, ma’m,
-dat you don’t git married?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De gal laugh wuss ’n wuss, en atter she kin
-ketch ’er breff she ’low: ‘Lordy, Brer Rabbit!
-I got too much sense—<i>mysef</i>—fer ter be gittin’
-married widout no sign er no dream.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den Brer Rabbit say: ‘W’at kinder sign
-does you want, ma’m?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De gal ’low: ‘Des any kinder sign; don’t
-make no diffunce w’at. I done try all de spells,
-en I ain’t see no sign yit.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Rabbit say: ‘W’at kinder spells is you
-done tried, ma’m?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De gal ’low: ‘Dey ain’t no tellin’, Brer Rabbit,
-dat dey ain’t. I done try all dat I year talk
-’bout. I tuck ’n fling a ball er yarn outen de window
-at midnight, en dey ain’t nobody come en
-wind it. I tuck a lookin’-glass en look down in
-de well en I ain’t see nothin’ ’t all. I tuck a hard-b’iled
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_194'>194</span>egg en scoop de yaller out, en fill it up wid
-salt en eat it widout drinkin’ any water. Den I
-went ter bed, but I ain’t dream ’bout a blessed soul.
-I went out ’twix’ sunset and dark en fling hempseed
-over my lef’ shoulder, but I ain’t see no beau yit.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Rabbit, he ’low, he did: ‘Ef you’d
-a-tole me w’en you wuz a-gwine, ma’am, I lay
-you’d ’a’ seed a beau.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De gal, she giggle, en say: ‘Oh, hush, Brer
-Rabbit! Ef you don’t g’ way fum yer I gwine
-hit you! You too funny fer anything. W’at
-beau you speck I’d ’a’ seed?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Brer Rabbit, he up en ’low, he did: ‘You’d
-’a’ seed me, ma’am, dat’s who you’d a seed.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De gal, she look at Brer Rabbit des like ’er
-feelin’s is bin hurted, en say: ‘Ain’t you ’shame’
-er yo’se’f ter be talkin’ dat away en makin’ fun?
-I’m a-gwine away fum dis spring, kaze’t ain’t no
-place fer me.’ Wid dat de gal fotch ’er frock a
-flirt, en went up de paff like de patter-roller wuz
-atter her.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“She went so quick en so fas’ dat she lef’ ’er
-pail, en Brer Rabbit, he tuck ’n fill it full er water,
-en kyar it on up ter de house whar Miss Meadows
-en de gals live at. Atter so long a time, he
-came on back ter de spring, en he sot dar, he did,
-en study en study. He pull his mustaches en
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_195'>195</span>scratch his head, en bimeby, atter he bin settin’
-dar a mighty long time, he jump up en crack his
-heels terge’er, en den he laugh fit ter kill hisse’f.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“He ’low: ‘You want a sign, does you? Well,
-I’m a gwine ter gi’ you one, ma’m, en ef dat
-don’t do you, I’ll gi’ you mo’ dan one.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De gal done gone, but Brer Rabbit, he hang
-’roun’ dar, he did, en lay his plans. He laid um
-so good dat wen dark come he had um all fixt.
-De fus’ thing w’at he done, he went down ter de
-cane-brake en dar he cut ’im a long reed like dem
-w’at you see me bring Mars John fer fishin’-pole.”</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“How did he cut it?” the little boy asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“He gnyaw it, honey; he des natchully gnyaw
-it. Den w’en he do dat, he tuck ’n make a hole
-in it fum eend to eend, right thoo de j’ints. W’en
-dark come, Brer Rabbit tuck his cane en made
-his way ter de house whar Miss Meadows en de
-gals stay at. He crope up, he did, en lissen, en
-he year um talkin’ en laughin’ on de inside.
-Seem like dey wuz done eatin’ supper en settin’
-’roun’ de fireplace.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Bimeby de gal say: ‘W’at you reckon? I
-seed Brer Rabbit down at de spring.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“T’er gal say: ‘W’at he doin’ down dar?’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De gal say: ‘I speck he wuz gwine a-gallantin’;
-he mos’ sholy did look mighty slick.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_196'>196</span>“T’er gal say: ‘I’m mighty glad ter year dat,
-kase de las’ time I seed ’im hit look like his britches
-wuz needin’ patchin’.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Dis kinder talk make Brer Rabbit look kinder
-sollumcolly. But de gal, she up en ’low: ‘Well,
-he ain’t look dat away ter-day, bless you! He
-look like he des come outen a ban’box.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Miss Meadows, she hove a sigh, she did, en
-say: ‘Fine er no fine, I wish ’im er some yuther
-man er ’oman would come en wash up dese yer
-dishes, kaze my back is dat stiff twel I can’t
-skacely stan’ up straight.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Den dey all giggle, but de gal say: ‘You all
-shan’t talk ’bout Brer Rabbit behin’ his back.
-He done say he gwine ter be my beau.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Miss Meadows, she ’low: ‘Well, you better
-take ’im en make sump’n er somebody outer ’im.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“De gal laugh en say: ‘Oh, no! I done tole
-’im dat ’fo’ I git married, I got ter have some sign,
-so I ’ll know p’intedly w’en de time done come.’</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“W’en Brer Rabbit yer dis, he got in a big
-hurry. He tuck one eend er de reed en stuck it
-in de crack er de chimbley, en den he run ter de
-yuther eend, w’ich it wuz layin’ out in de weeds
-en bushes. W’en he git dar, he held it up ter
-his head en lissen, en he kin year um des ez plain
-ez ef dey wuz right at ’im.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_197'>197</span>“Miss Meadows ax de gal w’at kinder sign
-she want, en de gal she say she don’t keer w’at
-kinder one ’t is, des so hit’s a sign. ’Bout dat
-time Brer Rabbit put his mouf ter de reed, en
-talk like he got a bad col’. He sing out, he did:</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c011'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘<i>Some likes cake, en some likes pie,</i></div>
- <div class='line'><i>Some loves ter laugh, en some loves ter cry,</i></div>
- <div class='line'><i>But de gal dat stays single will die, will die!</i>’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Miss Meadows ’low: ‘Who dat out dar?’
-Den dey got a light en hunted all ’roun’ de place
-en und’ de house, but dey ain’t see nuthin’ ner
-nobody. Dey went back en sot down, dey did,
-but ’t want long ’fo’ Brer Rabbit sing out:</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c011'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘<i>De drouth ain’t wet en de rain ain’t dry,</i></div>
- <div class='line'><i>Whar you sow yo’ wheat you can’t cut rye,</i></div>
- <div class='line'><i>But de gal dat stays single will die, will die.</i>’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Miss Meadows, en de gals wuz dat ’stonished
-dat dey ain’t know w’at ter do, en bimeby Brer
-Rabbit, he sing out ag’in:</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c011'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘<i>I wants de gal dat’s atter a sign,</i></div>
- <div class='line'><i>I wants de gal en she mus’ be mine—</i></div>
- <div class='line'><i>She’ll see ’er beau down by de big pine.</i>’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_198'>198</span>“En sho’ nuff,” Uncle Remus continued, “de
-nex’ mornin’ w’en de gal went down by de big
-pine, dar sot Brer Rabbit dez ez natchul ez life.
-De gal, she make out, she did, dat she des come
-down dar atter a chaw er rozzum. Dey jawered
-’roun’ a right smart, en ’spute ’long wid one ’n’er.
-But Brer Rabbit, he got de gal.”</p>
-
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