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-Title: The Rise and Fall of Prohibition
- The Human Side of What the Eighteenth Amendment and the
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- THE RISE AND FALL
- OF PROHIBITION
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-[Illustration: I have seen hulking men enter a shop at nine in the
-morning, hastily tear off an ice-cream soda containing I know not what
-flavoring and dash out again into the world of business. No habitual
-drunkard could show a worse record. The soda-fiend is a sensualist,
-knowing nothing of the healthy ecstasy of comradeship. He is a solitary
-drinker of the worst sort.]
-
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-
- THE RISE AND FALL
- OF PROHIBITION
-
- THE HUMAN SIDE OF WHAT THE EIGHTEENTH
- AMENDMENT AND THE VOLSTEAD ACT HAVE
- DONE TO THE UNITED STATES
-
- BY
- CHARLES HANSON TOWNE
-
- New York
- THE MACMILLAN COMPANY
- 1923
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- _All rights reserved_
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- PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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- COPYRIGHT, 1923,
- BY THE MACMILLAN COMPANY
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- Set up and electrotyped. Published March, 1923.
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- New York, U. S. A.
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-
- TO MY FRIEND
- JOHN M. DENISON
-
-
-
-
-AUTHOR’S NOTE
-
-
-The chapter from Mr. John J. Leary, Jr’s, book, “Talks with T. R.,”
-entitled “On Prohibition,” is used in this volume by permission of, and
-by special arrangement with, Houghton Mifflin Company, the authorized
-publishers.
-
-Thanks are also due the editor of _Harper’s Magazine_, for his kind
-permission to include portions of E. S. Martin’s article, and to the
-Rev. W. A. Crawford-Frost, for his consent to reprint extracts from his
-sermon.
-
-Messrs. Funk & Wagnalls have been most helpful in permitting the use
-of their files of _The Literary Digest_; and Mr. William L. Fish, Mr.
-Frederic J. Faulks, Mr. Thomas K. Finletter and Mr. Herbert B. Shonk
-rendered much assistance in the preparation of this volume.
-
-Two chapters are reprints of articles which originally appeared in the
-New York _Times_.
-
-I must also thank Mr. Markham, Mr. Le Gallienne and Mr. Montague for
-the use of their poems.
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
-
- CHAPTER PAGE
- I THE PHENOMENON OF PROHIBITION 1
-
- II OUR GREAT UNHAPPINESS 10
-
- III OUR ENDLESS CHAIN OF LAWS 17
-
- IV TOO MUCH “VERBOTEN” 26
-
- V MAKING THE WORLD SAFE FOR DE-MOCKERY-CY 46
-
- VI THE INFAMOUS VOLSTEAD ACT 62
-
- VII A TRIUMVIRATE AGAINST PROHIBITION 83
-
- VIII “THE FEAR FOR THEE, MY COUNTRY” 88
-
- IX DRYING UP THE OCEAN 109
-
- X THE MULLAN-GAGE LAW, THE VAN NESS ACT AND THE HOBERT ACT 120
-
- XI BOOTLEGGING AND GRAFT 129
-
- XII “DON’T JOKE ABOUT PROHIBITION” 138
-
- XIII HOW CANADA HAS SOLVED THE LIQUOR PROBLEM 150
-
- XIV CRIME AND DRUNKENNESS 156
-
- XV THE LITERARY DIGEST’S CANVASS 163
-
- XVI LITERATURE AND PROHIBITION 176
-
- XVII AMERICA TODAY 183
-
- XVIII OTHER REFORMS 194
-
- XIX IS EUROPE GOING DRY? 202
-
- XX WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? 208
-
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-THE RISE AND FALL OF PROHIBITION
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I
-
-THE PHENOMENON OF PROHIBITION
-
-
-The strange phenomenon of Prohibition, after an appearance amongst us
-of over three years, is still non-understandable to the majority of a
-great, and so-called free, people. It is one of the most astonishing
-manifestations the world has ever witnessed. It came upon us like a
-phantom, swiftly; like a thief in the night, taking us by surprise. Yet
-the Prohibitionists will tell you that no one should be amazed, since
-for years--for almost a century--quiet forces have been at work to
-bring about this very thing.
-
-Most of us can remember how, not so many years ago, when we wished
-to throw away our vote, we cast it for the Prohibition ticket. Some
-unknown “crank” was running for office on a dry platform. “What a
-joke,” we said, “to give him the weight of our affirmation, to enlarge
-his pitiful handful of white ballots! It will be a good way to get even
-with the arrogant Mr. So-and-So.”
-
-And into the box we laughingly dropped the bit of paper which might
-cause a mention to be made of the crank in the next morning’s news
-columns. Delightful, insincere flattery, which could not possibly do
-any harm. How well, how thoroughly, how consistently we gave it, never
-dreaming that the solemn hour would strike when our gesture would no
-longer be a joke.
-
-The morning came when the headlines in our newspapers proclaimed
-the fact that State after State was following the road of Kansas,
-Washington, Maine and Oregon, to mention only a few States which
-for some time had elected to make laws that were almost blue. Local
-option--yes, we had heard of it in the effete East. There were
-districts, we knew, which chose the path of so-called virtue; and
-they were welcome to their sanctimoniousness. In our hearts we rather
-approved of them for the stand which they had taken--particularly
-when we learned, on an occasional visit, that it was mighty easy to
-give a dinner-party with plenty of liquid refreshment. All one had to
-do, it seemed, was to lift the telephone receiver in Bangor, and ask
-that Boston send over a supply of whatever one desired. There were no
-restrictions against the transportation of liquor over the State line,
-though it was impossible to purchase wines and spirits in the holy
-community itself.
-
-Our national insincerity began right there. The hiding of the ostrich’s
-head in the sands--that is what it amounted to; and we all smiled and
-laughed, and went on having a perfectly good time, and we told one
-another, if we discussed the matter at all, that of course the worst
-could never, never occur. What rot even to think of it; what idiocy
-to take seriously a state of affairs so nebulous and remote. It was
-like predicting a world war--which eventually came about; it was like
-dreaming of the inconvenience of a personal income tax--which also
-came about; it was like imagining that man would be so uncivilized as
-to break all international law--which, only a few years later, he did.
-Who foresaw the use of poisonous gas in the most frightful conflict of
-history? Who had vision enough to tell us that noncombatants would be
-killed, as they were in Belgium, though treaties had been signed which
-forbade such wanton cruelty? Who could foretell the bombing of cities
-far beyond the firing line? Yet these atrocities occurred with singular
-regularity once the world entered upon that stupendous struggle which
-began in August, 1914. We came to take such happenings for granted. We
-grew accustomed to terror, as one grows used to pain; and all that we
-had built and dreamed went crashing to dust and ashes.
-
-Prohibition, I venture to say, was the last thing in the world the
-American people expected to have come upon them. Though temperance
-advocates were thick through the country, the brilliant bar-rooms held
-their own; and we came to look upon them as an essential part of the
-pageant of life, especially in cosmopolitan cities, with Salvation Army
-lassies entering them to pass the tambourine. Men in their cups gave
-generously; and I often wonder if the revenue of pious organizations
-has not seriously diminished, now that there are no haunts of vice
-for holy workers to penetrate. Surely they must miss this casual
-liberality--the coin or the bill cast with a grand and forgotten
-gesture into the extended hand.
-
-But do not imagine I am holding a brief for the corner saloon. The sins
-of an enforced Prohibition are many, as I shall seek to prove; but the
-passing of the common drinking-place cannot be deprecated. No sane,
-thinking citizen wishes to see a return of promiscuous debauchery.
-A glimpse now of the London “pubs” in the poorer districts of the
-English capital is enough to convince any American that he should
-thank his stars--if not his three-stars--that one phase of our social
-consciousness has vanished forever. If we could have sensibly rid
-ourselves of these rum-hells, without punishing a vast multitude of us
-who knew how to drink wisely, much good would have been accomplished.
-But, American-like, we had to go the whole gamut; we had to make
-ourselves ridiculous before the rest of the world, in order to bring
-about a check upon the gross appetites of a scattered few.
-
-There is no doubt in my mind that there will be a reaction. The
-pendulum has swung too far, as any observer must admit. The present
-conditions throughout the country are so disgraceful that something
-must be done to remedy them. Our personal habits became a matter for
-federal investigation; our daily conduct is now given to the scrutiny
-of the authorities--to our everlasting discredit. We are a nation of
-self-appointed law-breakers, rejoicing alike in our secret and open
-wrong-doing. We are the laughing-stock of Europe; we are the jest of
-Canada and Mexico, our neighbors, and decent Americans feel that a
-stigma has been put upon them. We stammer explanations to visiting
-foreigners, who, confused and confounded, ask us what it all means;
-we are confused ourselves at the muddle our Government is making of
-the whole wretched business; and yet, being Americans who tolerate all
-kinds of injustices, we meekly submit, the while we complain, and are
-too lazy, most of us, to lift up our voices, to utter one word publicly
-in derision of this monstrous foolishness.
-
-What is to happen to us? Are we to become a race of machines, supinely
-submitting to autocratic mandates? We have always allowed ruffians to
-rule us in our civic politics; and though once in a while we bitterly
-cry out, the ruffians, knowing our weaknesses only too well, pay no
-attention. We are like the worm that turns; but who cares, since no
-change is evident when the worm shows its other side?
-
-One of the great troubles with America is that only in rare instances
-will the finer type of young manhood enter politics. We leave the high
-business of running the Government to men of inferior caliber, whereas
-in a land like England, a political career is a distinction, as much to
-be chosen and sought as the Church. Until we come to a realization of
-the peril that confronts us through our spirit of _laissez-faire_ we
-shall deserve, as Plato says, exactly the kind of Government we get.
-
-With all our recognized national gusto and verve, there can be no
-denial of the tragic fact that we are mentally indolent when a
-political cause is in the balance. I have known men of worth in the
-professions and in the world of business to neglect the polls on
-Election Day in order to indulge in a game of golf; yet these are the
-first to cry out when the low-brow politicians triumph. We permit our
-jury-boxes to be filled by incompetent German-American grocers and
-butchers, clerks with little imagination, played-out failures and cab
-drivers and chauffeurs who are morons. Even the women, who were so
-anxious for equal suffrage, find, in many cases, that civic duties are
-a burden, and avoid their obvious responsibilities. We let George do
-everything which we find in the least unpleasant.
-
-Well, there is a price for such lethargy. It is terrifying to read
-over the names of the judges and magistrates on the American Bench,
-and see how many are of foreign origin. Listen to the roll-call in
-any court-room. The Poppelfingers and Morinos and Sauerkrautzers
-predominate. Where are our first American families? It might be well to
-ask, indeed, where they will be in another generation or two.
-
-You and I walk along the streets and see a man suddenly stricken.
-A crowd quickly gathers about his pitiful form, stares into his
-countenance. A policeman calls an ambulance. A gong rings, and he
-is carried off to a hospital. You and I go our way, with perhaps a
-momentary tug at our heart. But it never occurs to us that the man in
-the street might have been ourselves. Such things happen to others--no,
-they could never, never happen to us. The lightning may strike a
-neighbor’s house or barn--but not our own. Death or disaster may come
-to the other fellow--never to us.
-
-“It never can happen” might be our national slogan. Thus has a stupid
-Pollyanna optimism penetrated our civic thought, our political
-consciousness, our spiritual being; and the false doctrine is screamed
-from every housetop from Manhattan to Gopher Prairie. Pretty little
-poems, printed in neat frames, greet us wherever we turn. They urge us
-to cheer up, that it is not raining rain, but only flowers, and that
-God’s in His heaven and all’s right with the world--forgetting that
-Browning, when he penned his immortal line, referred to a particular
-morning for a particular man of vision, and by no means intended to
-be quoted out of his context, as a basis for the silly “gladness” of
-hoards of people who think they think. Our music-halls are crammed
-with comedians who sing, in loud voices, something about what’s the use
-of worrying, it never was worth while, and bidding us smile, smile,
-smile. And we clap and giggle and stamp our easy-going feet, and go
-out into the night, and are shoved and pushed into an over-crowded
-subway train, and still fondly cherish the delusion that we should
-keep on smiling, though a brutal train-guard’s boot is jammed into our
-reluctant back, so that we may become one more sardine in the steel box
-he is so expert in packing.
-
-It would all be very amusing were it not so serious. Sinclair Lewis,
-who is becoming the best photographer this country ever produced, has
-not given us a false picture of our towns and cities. He tells the
-brutal truth, bravely. But we read him, smile, and say that of course
-it’s all very well, and such localities may exist, but they are not
-those in which we dwell. And all the while, about us, are the very folk
-his deft pen has drawn. _Babbitt_--what a stupid old fool he is, and we
-may have seen him in smoking-compartments; but we never will admit that
-he is our next-door neighbor.
-
-The day may come when we will have to admit that he is our very self.
-We have the superiority complex. Which of course is nothing but a
-confession that we are inferior. And in allowing restriction after
-restriction to be put upon us, how, in the name of common sense and in
-the words of the man in the street, do we get that way? We are the
-most governed people in the world today. There are plenty of laws, but
-little order; and the millennium that the Prohibitionists promised with
-the adoption of the Eighteenth Amendment is farther away than ever.
-
-Let us wake up, and face conditions as they are. Let us not try to
-delude ourselves into a state of false happiness, when, at heart, we
-are the most unhappy nation now breathing the celebrated air. It is
-high time we did some solemn thinking. The writing is on the wall. It
-is our business to read the words inscribed there in letters of fire.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-OUR GREAT UNHAPPINESS
-
-
-Are the American people any worse than other people, that they should
-be put _en masse_ upon the water-wagon? Who is it that sits in judgment
-over them? What unseen Kaiser, Czar, autocrat passes sentence upon
-their morals? We fought a War to get rid of such leaders and rulers;
-and now, ironically enough, we find ourselves under the domination of
-far stronger task-masters.
-
-I have recently been traveling through a great portion of this great
-country. Everywhere I found a curious unhappiness. People may not be
-articulate about their sorrows, just as the poor may not speak of
-their poverty; yet the canker is there, the worm i’ the bud is eating
-away the heart of the flower. Perhaps I should use the word discontent
-rather than unhappiness. Or restlessness. Or resentment. At any rate,
-the feeling, whatever it is, exists; and there is a new menace over
-our days. The placid reformers, resting between reforms, smack their
-lips in sadistic glee. In the face of repeated and open violations of
-the law, they give out interviews to the effect that all is moving
-serenely; that the people are under beautiful control--though they
-have to admit that they squirm once in a while. Here again it is a
-case of stupid optimism. They _want_ all to be well, and they fondly
-imagine that all _is_ well. They will have a great awakening; for this
-smoldering discontent and anger is bound to rise in a great tide one of
-these days.
-
-[Illustration: At the trial, the package in evidence was placed on a
-large green-covered table, in the presence of the jury and the court.
-The prosecuting attorney worked himself into a fine fury of eloquence.
-The majesty of the law must be upheld.]
-
-Listen to a lady reformer in Chicago, speaking after a church league
-meeting, in September, 1922. Evidently she is out of touch with the
-world, secure in the sanctity of a liquorless home. She has never
-attended a real dinner-party, poor dear; and somehow my heart goes out
-to her.
-
-“The law is being enforced, and the results are more than satisfactory.
-The brewers are skulking opponents. What are they doing now?” she
-inquired blandly of her audience. “Some are making candies, some soft
-drinks, some other things; but they are all making money, and are
-happy. Prohibition is a wonderful thing, and I am proud to be a citizen
-of the country that has adopted it.”
-
-How sweet and cheerful! But as she spoke, I wonder if she knew that
-almost around the corner real beer and whiskey were easily procurable.
-That as she uttered her oracular words, men with hip-flasks passed the
-door behind which she was speaking, on their way to joyful occasions.
-
-The law was never less effectively enforced, dear lady. You are living
-in a world of dreams and fancies. You should get about more, and meet
-the flappers and _jeunesse dorée_, who could tell you and show you a
-thing or two. Your rhapsodies are all very well; but your smug delight
-in conditions has a note of pathos to one who has observed the country
-as it is, and not as you would have it. Alas! you are but deluding
-yourself, and my heart goes out to you in your simplicity.
-
-Is the law being upheld when, at a dinner-party at a certain country
-club, two policemen in uniform were sent by the local authorities
-to “guard the place” while much liquor was poured? These minions of
-the sacred law were openly served with highballs, and they laughed
-at the Constitution of the United States. I saw them and heard them
-myself. They came to get drunk--and certainly succeeded. Everyone at
-that party deplored the company’s behavior, was loud in denunciation
-of Prohibition and what has come in its wake; yet went on eating
-and drinking and dancing with the casual remark that it was of no
-consequence whether or not they broke the law, since everyone was doing
-it.
-
-Is there any veneration for the law of the land when advocates of the
-Eighteenth Amendment, men who sponsored it publicly, in private deride
-it, and, at the mention of Mr. Volstead, sneer and jeer, and purchase
-cocktails in New York restaurants at a dollar apiece, gulping them down
-openly?
-
-I asked such an advocate--a politician who would like to be called
-a statesman--why it was that, if he believed in the Volstead Act,
-he continued to consume his daily quota of Scotch. I don’t believe
-anybody had ever ventured to put such a frank question to him. His
-wife, on my left, blanched--she, by the way, never touches a drop; but
-her exalted husband is fond of the cup that cheers--and inebriates.
-He has held high office, and has been loud in his advocacy of
-Prohibition--for the other fellow. He glared at me when I rashly put my
-question to him, lifted his glass high and cried out, intending to be
-witty (I thought him merely disgraceful, and drunk, as usual), “I drink
-as much and as often as I can, in order to lessen the supply!” And then
-he had the effrontery to add: “Of course I mean to see to it that the
-law is upheld, when liquor cases come up before me.”
-
-Yet I had read a statement of his in the newspapers when he was running
-for office, declaring that wine was a mocker, and that whosoever was
-deceived thereby was not wise. Oh, yes, he could quote Scripture with
-a vengeance, this minion of the law. My lady friend in Chicago, seeing
-him on the street, would count him as among the holy band who have put
-their O. K. upon Volstead, Anderson, et al. Yet behind closed doors
-he is a Mr. Hyde who takes a fiendish pleasure in his dual nature. I
-like him not. The lady in Chicago is at least consistent. Were I a
-W. C. T. U. worker or an Anti-Saloon member--or even a judge who tried
-bootleggers--I think I should strive for a similar state of holiness,
-and always be willing to let my left hand know what my right hand was
-doing.
-
-The truth is that laws of intolerance defeat their own ends. The
-instant you tell people not to do something, they have an irresistible
-desire to do it. There cannot be laws greater than the people
-themselves. And that law is the most insidious and dangerous of all
-which discriminates between the rich and poor.
-
-I am, by temperament and training, a Conservative; yet I confess that
-were I a workingman deprived of my beer, I would find it hard to remain
-calm, when, returning from my day’s labor, I was forced to go to an
-arid tenement, passing the homes of those who possessed well-stocked
-cellars--and who replenished them at will.
-
-Those who labor ceaselessly for the cause of Prohibition will tell you
-that it will not always be possible to obtain liquor; that the rich,
-too, will come to a state of drouth; and I have even heard some of them
-say that, after all, there are many things the rich have always had
-which the poor could not possess, and drink is but another symbol.
-
-For such light arguments I have no use. I could only say to so profound
-a student of human nature and the humanities that he, along with his
-kind, is sowing the wind, and will reap the whirlwind. With money, we
-seem to be able to purchase anything we desire in this land of lost
-liberty. One of them is a wine-cellar. Mr. Volstead did not quite dare
-to make it illegal to drink in one’s home. There might have been a
-serious exodus from the country had such a drastic law been passed--or
-even seriously considered. Since Magna Charta a man’s house has been
-his castle; and an invasion of the sacred precincts would cause
-unlimited chaos. Yet in certain of our States, John Doe search-warrants
-may now be obtained, and officials may enter one’s dining-room to
-ascertain if drinking is going on. It is unthinkable, but it is so.
-But, then, there are many foolish legislative blunders made from year
-to year, and a placid and long-suffering people pay little attention
-to them. I have heard men complain of the laws in their community, who
-would not lift a finger to see that they were changed.
-
-In the Far West recently, learning of a certain intolerable mandate, I
-could not resist asking a lawyer why his State stood for it. His only
-reply was that they gave it little thought--until someone from outside,
-like myself, came along and drew its horrors to their attention. Then,
-with the going of the stranger from their midst, they settled down
-once more to calm acquiescence; or else they openly disobeyed the
-law, and, when they thought of the possible consequences, roared with
-laughter. For no one had ever been put in prison for a violation of
-the statute--and of course no one ever would be. Then why have it on
-the books? Oh, well, what difference did it make? The women wanted it
-there, but of course they didn’t mean it, and it was a joke anyhow, and
-it wasn’t worth worrying over, when you came to think of it, and maybe
-the Legislative body had to earn its salary, and how about a little
-game of golf to forget it?
-
-I suppose we have come to be such a hodge-podge nation that we are
-losing sight of all the old ideals our forefathers fought for. The
-passage of the Eighteenth Amendment may have been the best thing
-that could have happened to us, since it has, in a sense, aroused
-us to the point of anger, whereas piffling restrictions put upon
-our liberty have left us cold and indifferent. But here, at last,
-is something big enough to cause most of us inconvenience--and the
-American people do dislike to be inconvenienced. We could get together
-on this burning subject, where we would fail to dovetail on lesser
-questions. Our heterogeneous citizenry is inflamed, as one man; for
-the German-American wants his beer, the Italian-American his red wine,
-the Irish-American his grog, the English-American his ale and port,
-the Russian-American his vodka, the Swedish-American his punch, the
-French-American his champagne and light wine, and so on down the line
-and through the maze of races that go to form our vast Republic.
-
-Is it too late to get together? Here again we may fail to act in
-concert; for the foreigner within our gates, feeling the contagion of
-our national slothfulness in a Cause, and waiting to get his cue from
-us, sits back and wonders why we do not act.
-
-And many an American waits and wonders too.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-OUR ENDLESS CHAIN OF LAWS
-
-
-When we sit back and rail at the Eighteenth Amendment and the Volstead
-Act, we lose sight of other laws equally tyrannous which, however, do
-not happen to affect us.
-
-Is it generally known, for instance, that in the State of Utah there
-is a statute which makes it a misdemeanor to purchase, sell or smoke
-cigarettes? One may not puff in a public place; yet one may do so
-in private, the law contends. The Mormon Church is opposed not only
-to drinking and smoking, but to coffee-drinking as well; and as the
-elders in that church are the big property owners in Salt Lake City,
-controlling the hotels and other public buildings, when I went there
-not long ago I wondered if I would be permitted to light a weed.
-
-With soda-fountains gracing the lobbies of the smartest caravanseries,
-I had my doubts; but when I casually asked where the cigar-stand was,
-I was directed to a garish counter, and beneath gleaming glass cases
-I saw, to my amazement, all brands of cigarettes on sale. I asked how
-this could be.
-
-“You don’t take this law seriously?” a native said to me.
-
-“I am getting so that I cannot take any law seriously,” was my natural
-answer--as it undoubtedly would have been yours, dear reader. Yet you
-and I call ourselves perfectly decent, God-fearing American citizens,
-do we not?
-
-I hadn’t the slightest trouble in purchasing everything that I wanted;
-yet a new fear possessed me. After dinner, would it be possible to
-smoke in the main dining-room?
-
-To make a long story short--it was. Everyone was doing it, just as
-though a law had never been heard of; and I saw Mormons consuming
-coffee, too. Think of it!
-
-For almost two years now the farce has gone on. No one thinks it
-curious any more that the mandate is not obeyed.
-
-They told me of a case recently tried out there. A small tobacco
-merchant--an Italian, if I recall correctly--was arrested for selling a
-package of cigarettes to a detective. (To remind people of the august
-legislature and to give the tax-payers another reason for being taxed,
-a minion of the law must go about now and then, on a fat salary, to
-investigate conditions.) At the trial, the package in evidence was
-placed on a large green-covered table, in the presence of the jury and
-the Court. It was all very incriminating. The prosecuting attorney
-worked himself into a fine fury of eloquence, denouncing the pitiful
-little culprit in high-faluting language that the wretch on trial
-could not possibly understand. The majesty of the law must be upheld.
-This was terrible; it was atrocious--though nothing was said of the
-fact that down in the heart of the city, every hour of the day, this
-same law was openly violated. The judge solemnly charged the jury--and
-hastened out to luncheon.
-
-But the twelve good men and true were out only a few moments. They
-brought in a verdict of not guilty.
-
-“How can this be?” cried the Court, in wrath. And the counsel for the
-people tore his hair, metaphorically, if not literally. The detective
-looked blank. Then the foreman arose and said that the jury had had
-no evidence presented to them that cigarettes had been sold, as the
-package covering the alleged malignant little weeds had never been
-opened.
-
-And so the money of the good citizens of Utah is being spent on such
-opera-bouffé trials--and they continue to stand for it.
-
-A delightful state of affairs, my masters. Such incidents should get
-into the papers more frequently. For we can all stand anything but
-ridicule. And when the law is thus made ridiculous, it is to laugh,
-isn’t it?
-
-Or should one remain serious in the face of such nonsense--as of course
-the reformers would have us do.
-
-Well, I am afraid they will have to pass laws against smiling before I
-can be brought to terms. And even then I may break another law--and go
-to jail for it. Or more likely remain peacefully at home, as I do now,
-breaking so many that I have stopped counting them.
-
-I fear that I break the speed laws--as do you. I am afraid that most
-of us do. Yet I am not conscious of good ladies of any N. S. L. S.
-(National Speed Law Society) giving up tea-parties that they may get
-out on the highways to watch us, and report us, and, if need be, arrest
-us themselves. Yet when you and I dine at a restaurant in a city like
-New York, we are apt to note a policeman in uniform standing in the
-doorway, his eagle eye upon us, to see that we do not take flasks from
-our pockets. I wonder what would happen if, under the very nose of this
-representative of law and order, one should pour from a bottle some
-harmless iced-tea. Alas! I fear that the law is not to be trifled with
-in that way. The dignity of our jurisprudence must not be disturbed.
-One might be hauled up and arraigned for disorderly conduct, or for
-some such trumped-up charge.
-
-But it _is_ a pretty picture, isn’t it, to see perfectly good
-tax-payers watched and spied upon while they eat their meals? Ye gods!
-and in a supposedly free country! How our ancestors must turn in their
-graves--they who wrote something, didn’t they, about “life, liberty,
-and the pursuit of happiness”?
-
-Who shall define that last phrase today? I wonder what it means--what
-anything means--in these topsy-turvy times.
-
-Not long ago, in solemn conclave in an eastern city, a holy body of
-men and women aroused the whole country to its first volume of fury
-by suggesting that gatling-guns be used to enforce obedience to the
-Prohibition law. In their fanatical zeal, they were seriously for
-murdering a number of us, and they saw no humor in their announcement.
-What were a few lives, if the LAW was upheld?--a law, by the way,
-which millions of thinking people do not believe should ever have been
-put upon our statutes. No more shameful resolution was ever made at a
-public meeting; yet I would not have been surprised had it been passed,
-to such a state of imbecility have we come. Why stop where we are? Let
-the digging in go on; let the teeth of the law sink into your flesh
-until we groan in agony. Let the busybodies and the cranks become as
-thick as flies and locusts in time of pestilence. Let them gather in
-battalions around us, sting us, flay us, torture us--until at last the
-vestige of manhood which is left in us may cause us to turn upon them.
-
-I fear that the law which makes it illegal for a minor to be admitted
-to a theater or a motion-picture palace is broken every day in every
-city of our broad and beneficent land. Yet I do not find pickets from
-Children’s Societies, standing about to see that the letter of the law
-is obeyed. We pretend to be deeply interested in the welfare of the
-coming generation--so interested, in fact, that the present generation
-is forced to give up its harmless toddy, that the children of tomorrow
-may be robust supermen and superwomen.
-
-The fact is that, to the fanatic, no law is sacred except the
-Eighteenth Amendment.
-
-The Fifteenth? Oh; why talk of it? The South knows its problems, and
-can cope with them. Besides ... well ... Ahem!... That’s another
-matter, and has no bearing upon the issue at hand.
-
-Why hasn’t it? Yet if you ask ten people in the street what the
-Fifteenth Amendment is the chances are that only one will be able to
-tell you.
-
-If the negro was enfranchised, he was enfranchised, and should be
-permitted to vote. That is the law of the land. It is part of our
-glorious Constitution.
-
-But do you hear anyone raising a row over the fact that no one pays any
-attention to it in certain parts of the South? Few zealots work for
-the rights of negro voters--none, I should say. It matters little to
-us that they are denied that privilege which belongs to every citizen
-here, whether he is black or white, or what his previous condition of
-servitude.
-
-Why should we respect one Amendment to the Constitution, and be allowed
-to hold in contempt another?
-
-Truly, the logic of the fanatic is hard to follow. If one of them reads
-these words, he will merely smile and pass on, and do nothing at all
-about it. For just now he is fearfully concerned over Mr. Volstead and
-the carrying out of his policies. One thing at a time, please.
-
-His interest may keep him busy for so many years to come that he will
-have the excuse of no free moment to study the Fifteenth Amendment. But
-all the Amendments should be enforced, or wiped off the books.
-
-Riding in a train once through the sanctified State of Kansas, where
-long they have refused to let you and me buy a cigarette, I asked for a
-package in the dining-car.
-
-“Can’t let you have ’em,” was the answer of the steward. “We’re on
-Kansas soil.”
-
-“Then why don’t you inform passengers before we cross the State line,
-in order that they may stock up?” I inquired--humanly enough, I thought.
-
-“They should look out for themselves,” was his rather unkind reply.
-
-I thought a moment. I did want a smoke, and I was determined to have
-one, despite all the laws in Christendom. I told my feelings to the
-steward. He saw that I was in earnest. In fact, he came to see the
-justice of my suggestion that passengers, unaccustomed at that time to
-so many restrictions (this happened in the halcyon, prehistoric days
-before Prohibition) should be given some hint of the approach of the
-State line.
-
-He came over and whispered in my ear, first looking about him--as we
-are all doing nowadays, the while we laugh at Russia and Prussia:
-“Say, if you’ll drop a quarter on the floor, I’ll pick it up; and
-there’ll be a package of cigarettes under your napkin in a minute.”
-
-Thus was another holy law disobeyed.
-
-And it is done every day, O proud fanatics, who think you are cleaning
-us up. And it always will be done. For poor old frail human nature is
-just what it is; and spiritual reformation can never come, as you would
-have it, from without, in. We must all work out our own destinies,
-from within, out. Somehow we like the little battles with our souls.
-They add a piquancy to life. They give a spice and zest to the level
-days. Our appetites are our own affairs. The moderate drinker is not
-a drunkard; and to place restrictions upon him, in order to cure the
-ne’er-do-well is as unjust as it would be to put the petit larceny
-prisoner in the death chair along with the murderer.
-
-Gertrude Atherton, who is wise and broad-minded, once wrote an article
-against Prohibition, which began with these sharp, incisive sentences:
-
-“I am a woman. I never drink. But I am against Prohibition.”
-
-My own sentiments, exactly.
-
-Temperance--yes; but never absolute restrictions. And if we continue to
-place them upon the people, we shall have nothing but broken, shattered
-laws all down the line; and finally something else will be broken and
-shattered.
-
-I mean the dream of this great Republic. I mean the illusion which all
-of us had that we were not to live under despots. I mean the hope of
-a race which believed in democracy, and finds itself suddenly in the
-grasp and under the domination of bitter tyrants, who seek to chain us,
-and imprison not only our bodies, but our very souls.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-TOO MUCH “VERBOTEN”
-
-
-One hears a great deal about the way the Volstead Act and the
-Eighteenth Amendment were “put over” on the American people. It is
-true, as I have said, that the legislation came upon us suddenly;
-but everything was done in a perfectly legal and orderly manner. The
-people did not realize how far the Anti-Saloon League, and kindred
-organizations, had gone in their work. Also, deny it as they will, the
-advocates of Prohibition used the War as an excuse, as a cloak for
-their propaganda. It was perfectly right for the Secretary of War and
-the Secretary of the Navy to forbid the sale of liquor to our men in
-uniform after we got into the conflict. We were at War; and it would
-have been as foolish for our boys to get drunk as it would be for an
-actor to go on the stage intoxicated. Moreover, in the heroic glamour
-of those now happily vanished days, it was so easy for soldiers and
-sailors to be “entertained” by any and everyone. Better, then, to clamp
-the lid on tightly. It was a time for efficiency; and no one is so
-foolish as to contend that the consumption of whiskey in large doses
-makes for a hardier race. One believes, with St. Paul, in “moderation
-in all things.” Youth, in a period of stress, needs direction, just
-as children do. Having arrived at an age of reason, man should be
-permitted to go his own way. But just as we needed discipline in the
-ranks--physical discipline--we needed spiritual discipline in wartime.
-There can be no real argument about this, I think.
-
-But even here we failed, partly. Liquor _was_ sold to men in uniform.
-And men in uniform wanted it, and found many ways to obtain it. The
-forbidden apple is always the sweetest; and the more we restrict and
-preach and restrain, the more eager certain natures will always be to
-achieve the very thing we decry and withhold.
-
-The war, of course, was responsible for many upheavals. We could not
-enter such a fiery conflict without feeling its bitter after effects,
-any more than one can drink immoderately and not feel ill the next
-morning. That we fought to make a weary world safe for democracy is now
-nothing but a joke--a Gilbert and Sullivan joke worthy of a deathless
-lyric. Indeed, a short time ago, had a librettist put into a comic
-opera some of the happenings between 1914 and 1918--only some of them,
-mind you--his book would have been hissed off the stage.
-
-There are some things that are true to life, but not true to fiction.
-For instance, think of the irony of our boys being sent across the seas
-to shoot guns at the Prussians and begging them to free themselves
-from an autocratic Kaiser, and, during their necessary absence, being
-deprived of a glass of beer when they came back home.
-
-It would be the most laughable farce comedy were it not the deepest
-tragedy. I can conceive of a brilliant first act, wherein some
-doughboys, parched and thirsty, arrive in a German village and for the
-first time in their lives taste real Münchner beer--the beer of their
-enemy--learn to like it, decently enough, get the recipe, and decide
-to take back to their home town the one good and harmless thing the
-enemy country gave them. Then, as a climax, they arrive, wounded and
-depressed, a tatterdemalion battalion, glad that the filthy war is over
-and done, and ready now to drop back into calm, blissful citizenship,
-with their young wives and families.
-
-But no, say a delegation of legislators on the pier (a charming comic
-chorus this!), with palms extended upright,
-
- “You are all wrong, bo,
- And you really ought to know,
- That we’ve rearranged the show,
- And it’s bone-dry you will go,
- And though honors we bestow,
- Now, alas! no beer will flow!
- For we’ve put one over on you--
- Pro-hi-_bi_-tion!”
- (Curtain, amid general consternation.)
-
-Now, if a libretto with this plot development had been offered to a
-Broadway manager six years ago, it would have been turned down at once
-as impossible. I can see the first reader’s report:
-
- “A great deal of whimsical imagination is shown by the author; but
- the American people are very sensible, and even Barrie and Gilbert
- could not be allowed to take such liberties with life as it is.
- Isn’t it too bad that writers do not know the public better? What a
- pity it is that they cannot evolve plots that will be a revelation
- of life as it is, not as it might be in a mad, whirligig world of
- fancy? This is not good, even as satire, for the situation could
- not exist, even in a realm of dreams.”
-
-But see what has happened! This plot would have proved a prophecy and
-made several fortunes for the author and the manager.
-
-“What!” I hear some character saying in the course of the first act,
-just before the curtain descends, “do you mean to say that the boys
-who fought for this democracy stuff had no voice in the passing
-of the law that made it a crime to sip a glass of good beer?” And
-the answer would be, “Of course not! How behind the times you are!
-America is a free country, you know. The people who dwell in it
-boast of their superiority of intellect, and rejoice in their form
-of self-government--though they abrogate their votes to a pack of
-politicians who are--well, to put it bluntly, dishonest. For they drink
-themselves, while they bow to lobbyists who don’t believe in drink--for
-the other fellow. America, my good sir, is the land of the spree no
-longer; it is the home of the grave.” (Business of laughter. Solemn
-music is heard, and the entire chorus of legislators pass with stately
-steps to the Capitol, dressed in heavy mourning.)
-
-But nothing is being done about anything. The American people, whipped
-into obedience, as Prussians were never whipped, take their medicine
-(from which all but one-half of one per cent of alcohol has been
-extracted--and why this modicum should be permitted to remain is only
-another joker in the whole stupid business) and obey the law.
-
-Only, they don’t. They go out and break it to bits, as I have shown;
-and our legislators wonder why they have so many bad children on their
-hands, and isn’t it a strange world, and why is it that folks won’t be
-good and do as they are told, and what are laws for, anyhow, and this
-disrespect of the law is awful and must be punished, and someone has
-got to go to jail, and why is Bolshevism growing when we are all so
-happy?
-
-Ah! there is the answer in one word! We are not happy--every one is
-decidedly, unequivocally, wretchedly, miserably, gloomily, stonily,
-fearfully, terribly unhappy!
-
-And why? Because one has to fight so hard for his fun nowadays. A lot
-of laws have been passed, and more are threatened, which blast one’s
-hopes of the simplest kind of good times. These laws are based on a
-complete misunderstanding of poor old human nature, which needs, every
-now and then, say what you will, an escape from the dreariness, the
-tedium of life. The harmless diversions which in childhood take the
-form of playing ball and cricket and tennis experience a metamorphosis
-as we grow older--a perfectly natural metamorphosis; and we crave just
-a tinge of excitement after the harsh, unyielding day’s work. Most
-Americans work hard--there is no doubt of that. Except for a Cause.
-But, seriously, American business is a strenuous, glorious thing--a
-delightful game, if you will; but it is also a serious note in the
-scale of our national consciousness.
-
-We need relaxation after eight or nine hours at a desk; and the lights
-of a great city are the lure that lead us forth--not to get drunk, God
-knows, but to get just that fillip the weary body and brain need when
-an honest day’s work is done.
-
-The people who don’t understand this, and who are trying to rule and
-run America, are in a class with those who fail to understand the
-psychology of Coney Island, or any other simple pleasure resort; who
-are unable to distinguish between a happy sobriety and filthy gutter
-intoxication; who never heard Stevenson’s line about Shelley, “God,
-give me the young man with brains enough to make a fool of himself.”
-
-How a glass of light wine or beer is going to hurt a fellow is more
-than I, for the life of me, can see; and if he takes his wife along, as
-he usually does, or wishes to do, there is precious little danger that
-one will ever fall over the terrible precipice of intoxication and go
-down into the bottomless pit of complete disaster.
-
-One might say to the reformers that for the most part our ancestors
-imbibed a bit; and here we are, thank you, and doing very nicely.
-
-There has never been a particle of evidence presented to prove that
-teetotalers live longer than moderate drinkers; indeed, one doubts if
-they live as long. And it is well known that those races which refuse
-absolutely to drink do not produce anything of importance in the way of
-art; and surely they contribute nothing to the cause of science. Take
-the Mohammedans. Name one great artist among them, if you can, known to
-you and me.
-
-Had Americans been a race of drunkards, I could understand this sudden
-drastic legislation against booze. But we were far from that. Drink was
-beautifully taking care of itself. It was _infra dig_ to consume too
-much; and the young business man who made it a practice to indulge in
-even one glass of beer at luncheon, lost caste with his employer--yes,
-and with his fellow workers. He soon discovered the error of his ways,
-and no longer found it expedient to feel sleepy in the afternoon, when
-others were alert and thoroughly alive. It was only honest to give to
-the concern for which he worked the flower of his brain and heart; and
-so he passed up the casual glass, with little if any reluctance, and
-joined that great army of temperate men--and women. He did not wish to
-be left behind in the race for glory; and where he had taken, without
-a qualm, four cocktails before a dinner-party, now he took only one,
-and sometimes left a drop or two of that in the glass.
-
-I can recall the time, not so many years ago, when everyone drank like
-a glutton. Country clubs were but excuses for dissipation, locker-rooms
-were nothing but bars, with waiters running in and out with trays of
-refreshing drinks. (Alas! they are worse than that now, thanks to our
-reformers!) But this brief era passed--through the common sense of the
-people themselves. We did not require legislation to cause us to see
-whither we were drifting. Out of our own consciousness we knew--all but
-a few congenital drunkards--that “that way madness lies.” And so we
-quit, of our own volition, this heavy and stupid drinking. The “society
-fellow,” worthless from the beginning, was cut out; the man of sterling
-qualities and action took his place. The “lounge lizard” became a
-deservedly abhorrent creature, unfit for the companionship of decent
-men. We came, as I see it--and I have observed American life in many
-spheres--to a sense of our own foolishness.
-
-Big Business didn’t want the toper. Big Business scorned the young
-clerk who followed the gay lights along the gay White Way--the fool who
-sat up all night, taking chorus-girls to lobster palaces. With that
-alertness for which the American is famed, our young men realized that,
-to succeed in the realm of business, they would have to turn over a new
-leaf.
-
-And they did it. I ask the reformers to deny this if they can. There
-has been no menace from drink in this country for many and many a year.
-We never drank as the English laboring man drinks--or even as the
-Germans consume beer. We were, as the whole world is aware, a race of
-moderate drinkers--omitting always those few and necessary exceptions
-which only serve to prove the rule.
-
-Yet, as a nation, we were indicted, held up to ridicule and scorn.
-We were told that we could not control our appetites, and so our
-benevolent Government would control them for us. And this in the face
-of the fact that we _had_ learned to control them.
-
-I can likewise recall the time, not so long ago, when crowds of
-children would follow some forlorn drunkard being hauled to the
-station-house. Even though the corner-saloon continued to flourish long
-after you and I grew up, how many years is it, I ask anyone, since we
-have seen this sorry spectacle? And as for seeing a man lying prone in
-the gutter--that seems a prehistoric incident to me. Yet such incidents
-ceased long before national Prohibition became an outrageous fact.
-
-Taking care of ourselves, still we had to be taken care of! Ah! in our
-frenzy to become too pure, let us remember the dangers of benevolent
-autocracies. The State has one definite function, the Church another.
-The mingling of Church and State--is not that one of the pitfalls we
-have long sought to avoid? If the former looks after our souls, the
-latter should be satisfied to see to our bodies--and that would be
-duty enough.
-
-Let us do a little figuring.
-
-There are, approximately, 110,000,000 people in the United States of
-America. Of these, let us say that 40,000,000 are men and 40,000,000
-women. Of minors there are perhaps 30,000,000 more. Among the last
-named there would be very little drinking. I imagine that of the male
-population, a considerable number do not imbibe at all. I would rather
-err, giving the opposition the benefit of the doubt; and so I will say
-that 20,000,000 males drink in moderation, and that 10,000,000 females
-do the same. This gives us, out of a total population of 110,000,000,
-only 30,000,000 people who care anything at all about liquor. Of that
-number, how many, do you think, are what might be called immoderate
-drinkers? Five million? That, it seems to me, would be a fair
-estimate--more than fair. But let us be generous to a fault.
-
-Of that five million, how many are congenital drunkards? A million?
-Perhaps; though I doubt that even that number have sunk so low. But let
-us say that two million have done so.
-
-Then it has become necessary to deprive 30,000,000 people of a simple
-form of pleasure because 2,000,000 do not know how to manage their
-souls and bodies. It would be equally ridiculous to put an end to
-connubial bliss because there are a few libertines in the world.
-
-I remember, as a boy, an unjust teacher who kept the whole class in
-because one pupil whispered--and she could not discover the culprit. I
-never could understand her perverted sense of justice. We were guilty
-along with the disloyal little rascal who had violated a rule. We must
-suffer because he would not declare himself.
-
-But drunkards cannot conceal their wickedness. We know them. We spot
-them. They are obvious in any community. “The town drunkard” was as
-well known as the town pump. It has always been on our statutes that
-intoxication in public constituted a misdemeanor. The penalty for a
-misdemeanor is arrest, trial, and, if found guilty, imprisonment or the
-payment of a fine.
-
-Few would get drunk if they knew they would be arrested. We had that
-law; we failed to enforce it. Hence the present inelastic laws--heaps
-of them--which only complicate matters, and make public morals no
-better than they were before.
-
-No better? Worse. For drunkenness is rampant in the land, as it never
-has been. Prohibition does everything but prohibit. The very thing it
-sets out to do it fails to do. That is as self-evident as the misery
-in crowded tenement districts in great cities. There is no denying it.
-People who never drank before, drink now--in enormous numbers.
-
-Why is this? Because it is perfectly human to wish to do what one
-is told not to do. You know the story of the woman who, just before
-leaving the house, said solemnly to her children, “Now, my dears,
-while I am gone do not play with the matches.” When she came back the
-house was on fire.
-
-All the emphasis having been placed on _not_ drinking, people are
-thinking of nothing _but_ drinking. Public bars have been transferred
-to public coat-rooms, and we have the spectacle of numerous “souses”
-before a banquet, premature roisterers who become so tight that they
-can hardly get through a course dinner. It is disgraceful, but I fear
-it will never stop. For impositions breed contempt for all law and
-order.
-
-Passive content finally breeds active rebellion. Our lawmakers should
-have the wit, the vision, the common sense to realize that. For a whole
-nation to be forced to be moral by statute and mandate is so ridiculous
-that it must make the gods laugh--particularly the goddess Hebe when
-she brings in the flowing bowl. She must almost spill the contents of
-her famous cup which she has been carrying these many cycles.
-
-There is always a reaction against enforced goodness--against enforced
-anything. But no sour-visaged sarsaparilla drinker ever realizes that.
-He puts over his “reform” and imagines that all is well. He cannot hear
-the shuffling of feet, the movement of armies in the dim distance. If
-he does, he mistakes it for applause.
-
-The fact that Americans were taking care of themselves, so far as
-the drink question was concerned, makes the sudden appearance of the
-fanatics all the more non-understandable. They came upon us with gusto.
-They are pathological--any doctor will tell you that. And the American
-people, who believe, I am told, in life, liberty and the pursuit of
-happiness, permit themselves to be governed by a pack of pathological
-cases who, themselves, should be in wards, if not in padded cells.
-
-And they are not content with this initial victory. As the Irishman
-put it, “If this is Prohibition, why didn’t we have it long ago?”
-And a visiting Englishman exclaimed, looking our country over,
-“Prohibition?--When does it start?”
-
-They are going after our tobacco, our golf and motoring on the Sabbath;
-and they are going to dip into our cellars and rob us of that which
-we used to keep there, oh, so seldom, but now have in great and wise
-abundance.
-
-It never occurred to any of us in the old, halcyon days when one could
-loll on the back platform of a horse-car or trolley with the glorious
-multitude, and smoke there, to keep a supply of liquor in our homes. If
-we were giving a dinner, and wished to oil the social wheels just a bit
-to start the machine going, we may have sent to the corner and bought
-a bottle of gin and a little vermouth, and perhaps a quart of simple
-California claret, and let it go at that. No one disgraced himself. It
-was all very quiet and serene and sane and nice. We hurt no one; we
-did ourselves no injury (any physician will tell you that; he needs
-whiskey in his practice, if he is the right kind of physician), and a
-pleasant time was had by all, as the country newspapers say.
-
-But from that undramatic drinking what, because of Mr. Longface, have
-we leaped to? To the hip-flask, the sly treating in coat-rooms--and
-other places I need hardly mention--long before dinner begins, so that
-one may be sure of a sensation which no decent man should care to
-experience.
-
-A nervous tension is in the air, putting us all back twenty years. I
-assure the reader that never once in my life did I carry a flask of
-brandy, even when I was going on a long and dusty and tedious journey;
-yet my dear mother was as certain that I should take one as that I
-should wear rubbers when it rained; and I let her believe I did both,
-for the sake of her peace of mind.
-
-Was my mother a criminal, for her quiet advice? Not then; but she
-would be considered so now, with Mr. Volstead’s act on the records of
-my beloved land. Actually, I am a criminal if I take a sip outside
-my home--in my club, in my travels. If I transport a little of that
-whimsical stuff of which poets have sung so beautifully and often, I
-can be dragged to jail--if I am caught. Boo! What a mockery of personal
-freedom it all is!
-
-I heard a fine citizen say not long ago--a man of wealth and position,
-a publicist, a man of affairs (I am using the word in its proper
-sense!), a man who loved, very definitely, the great America that
-used to be--that for the first time in his life he had the despicable
-thought that he would like to withhold something, if he could, on his
-income tax. He felt little compunction for the base thought. Why should
-he hand his hard-earned money over to a Government which deprived him
-of so much of his personal liberty and held over his head the dire
-threat of further deprivations?
-
-What was this man getting out of America? he asked me. Just a dull
-time, to be truthful. He was but one more waffle from the great
-national waffle-iron. When he wanted diversion he must pack up and
-fare to other lands, where living is still living, crave a passport,
-swear that he had paid last year’s tax, produce a receipt he had never
-received, and promise to pay this year’s, and either not stay away too
-long or see to it that his lawyer attended to it for him.
-
-Everyone is ticketed, docketed, labeled, put in a card-index. This
-tabulation of citizens--how we smiled at it when the Prussians carried
-it to the extremes they did! Poor creatures, we said of them, to stand
-for such arrant nonsense.
-
-A jolly state of affairs! It makes one feel so loving toward one’s
-Government, doesn’t it? We are all children, and Uncle Sam is no longer
-a symbolical old figure, but an avuncular autocrat who goes about,
-nosing everywhere, almost invading the sanctity of our homes (ah! he
-may do it yet!) in his senseless quest for this and that. But just as
-Santa Claus could never get down every chimney in the world, one feels
-certain that Uncle Sam cannot pry into every wine-cellar, and examine,
-if he had all eternity, every tiny bank balance. Moreover, my friend
-will not cheat on his income tax. He, at least, is decent.
-
-Let us not delude ourselves that we are living in a democracy any
-longer. Laws were passed from time to time in the history of our great
-country, without the people’s vote; but they were laws that served
-our best interests and did not interfere with our personal liberty.
-When our rights as citizens were molested, we got up on our hind legs
-and yelled. “What is this?” we naturally inquired. “Why, it is what
-has always been done,” came the answer from the bar of injustice. And
-that was literally true. Only we didn’t know it. “You can’t break the
-Constitution,” was a further argument. “Once a Federal Amendment,
-always a Federal Amendment, you know.”
-
-And why, pray? If the good old iron Constitution cannot be tampered
-with, it is high time that it was. If our forefathers who framed it
-meant it to be an utterly inelastic document, they didn’t count on
-the elastic minds of the American people. “New occasions teach new
-duties, time makes ancient good uncouth,” said the wise James Russell
-Lowell once; and nothing is more certain than the fact that the moment
-has come when the people should be heard, and not a handful of
-legislators, who rushed madly to lay in a stock of wine and spirits
-when they saw which way the wind was blowing their straws.
-
-It grieved me, as a good American, to hear an Englishman say the
-other evening before a lot of my fellow-countrymen that his idea of a
-complete life would be to spend nine months of the year in England as a
-British _citizen_ and three months in the United States as an American
-_subject_. There was much mirth; but somehow I could not laugh and I
-hope these Constitutional Amendments, coming so thick and fast, are not
-causing me to lose my sense of humor.
-
-It was a statement in which so much of truth was compressed that I
-shuddered; and I thought of all the forms of _verboten_ that have
-lately been foisted upon us. I recalled how, ten years ago, a friend
-of mine had returned from Germany and told me, laughingly, how the
-poor subjects of the Kaiser were eternally forbidden to do this
-and that. It was _verboten_, _verboten_, _verboten_ everywhere the
-eye turned--in the parks, in restaurants, in the galleries, in the
-theaters--everywhere. Always some petty restriction, some tyrannical
-interference with the masses. And he said then how contrary to the
-broad American spirit was this constant stress on “Thou shalt not.” We
-both smiled over it, and pitied the much-ruled and controlled Germans.
-“What a glorious land we live in,” we said, in unison, lifting our
-glasses, “and how proud we are of our freedom.”
-
-But could we honestly say that now? Do not let us be hypocrites. Before
-foreigners, we bravely and loyally uphold our form of Government,
-because one does not like to cleanse his soiled linen in public or
-reveal a family quarrel; but deep down in our hearts--I hear it
-discussed everywhere I go--is a feeling of apprehension; and the
-everlasting question is being asked, “Whither are we, as a people,
-being led?”
-
-If the political machinery is being clogged with too many foolish and
-unnecessary laws that are merely jokers and venemous restrictions, why
-do we not speak out in meeting, call together groups of citizens, as we
-are privileged to do under the Constitution (unless another Amendment
-has been added since this was written), and protest against this
-extravagant misuse of power?
-
-The reason England has always been such a comfortable country to live
-in is because of the spirit of constructive criticism that has filtered
-through the nation. If a Londoner does not like the service on the tram
-roads, he writes to the _Times_ about it, and the matter is adjusted.
-He has the backing of all his neighbors--and ten to one they have
-written, too. But how many Americans, insulted in the subway or by some
-public servant, will sit down and write a letter of complaint?
-
-We stand meekly like droves of cattle behind tapes in motion-picture
-“palaces,” pressed by eager little ushers endowed with a momentary
-authority, until released and permitted to fumble our way down dark
-aisles to such seats as we can find. We allow grand head-waiters to
-hold us in check when we enter a smart restaurant, not indeed behind
-tape, but behind a silken cord--which does not mitigate the insult,
-however; and we humbly beg them to see if they can get us a table--and
-some of us slip them a greenback to gain their august favor.
-
-We allow ticket speculators to buy up all the best places in our
-theaters, adding what profit they demand, and say nothing--though there
-is a statute forbidding such extortion. “Ah, we’re here for a good
-time, and we don’t care what it costs us,” is the answer of the average
-visitor to the metropolis when he is asked why he does not protest
-against such unjust measures. I have known only one rich man to refuse
-rooms at a fine hotel, simply because he felt it wrong to pay seventeen
-dollars a day, no matter what his bank balance. It is people like that
-who help the rest of us to a return to normal conditions. He thinks of
-someone but himself.
-
-Yet we talk of Prohibition as though we were manfully trying to save
-the next generation from the perils of drink! We are doing nothing of
-the sort. We are merely bowing our craven heads to a mandate because
-we have neither the courage nor the energy to speak loudly against a
-stupid law foisted upon us by an organized minority. Our altruistic
-purpose is not apparent, for it never existed.
-
-“Ah, but,” someone whispers, “the majority want this and that; so we
-must give in to them.”
-
-Even so, why should we give in to them? The majority of people prefer
-flashy, meaningless movies and Pollyanna and Harold Bell Wright and
-chewing-gum and cheap jewelry and Gopher Prairie and slapstick humor
-and loud laughter and a crowded beach on Sunday, and hideous neckties
-and shirts and summer furs, and a hundred and one other things entirely
-foreign to my desires; why, then, should I walk in their path, jump
-over the hurdles that the multitude puts in front of me?
-
-Arnold Bennett once said that the classics were kept alive, not by
-the man in the street, but by the passionate few. He was dead right.
-In the words of your beloved majority, he said a mouthful. Now,
-because my neighbor and my neighbor’s neighbor have a weakness for the
-best-sellers (not the best cellars), and find a robust pleasure in
-never thinking of anything beyond baseball, I do not see why I should
-be forced to indulge in a stupid Pollyanna optimism and forget and
-neglect my Keats and Shakespeare.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V
-
-MAKING THE WORLD SAFE FOR DE-MOCKERY-CY
-
-
-What psychological effect will this constant contempt for the law of
-the land have upon us as a people? Surely something dire and dreadful
-is seeping into the national spirit, and we are in grave danger of
-coming to a human dislike of all laws, in consequence.
-
-We talk of Prohibition as a good thing for the generations to come;
-but how about disregard for the law as it will affect our children and
-our children’s children? Drunk, they might not be responsible; sober,
-to their higher selves they are accountable for their shortcomings in
-regard to our statutes. A lack of veneration for an orderly carrying
-out of a mandate is a serious thing. But to hear the young people
-talking these days about the sanctity of the Eighteenth Amendment is
-not a heartening experience. They jeer at it, and openly roar with
-laughter when it is mentioned.
-
-No one wishes danger to overwhelm us; but it will, unless something
-is done to remedy the present abhorrent conditions, which, I repeat,
-are making most of us unhappy. We are entangled in too many legal
-nets; and it is not pleasing and edifying to see an ex-Judge or
-jurist who came out strong for Prohibition sitting night after night
-in a certain restaurant, imbibing his cocktail, creating scandal in
-a more than crowded room. He is not in his cups these days--only in
-his demi-tasses. I wonder if he knows what an example he sets to the
-flappers down the room, and with what derision his high-and-mighty
-public utterances are now greeted whenever he opens his mouth to speak
-between drinks?
-
-I hear men and women saying all the time, “America is no place to live
-now. The streets of our large cities at night look like villages in
-some remote district. Dull, dull, and drab, drab. One more tyrannical
-law, one shadow of that deep blue which imperils us, and we will go and
-live abroad--anywhere but here.”
-
-Is that pleasant talk to listen to? Does it make one proud to be an
-American? It is not well to have such feelings fomenting in the hearts
-of those who honestly and sincerely love their native land--love it so
-much that during a terrible war they were proud to offer to die for it,
-or allow their sons to die for it.
-
-But this is not the time to desert the old Ship of State. Now, as never
-before, the United States needs its best blood, its best workers, its
-best citizens, to put the country back where it belongs.
-
-It is because I love America so, that I do not wish to see her make
-a complete fool of herself--as she is doing every day now. And I say
-it as loudly as I can, that these pernicious laws, this spirit of
-_verboten_, is only making the world safe for De-mockery-cy.
-
-It was Montaigne who said that he was “of the opinion that it would be
-better for us to have no laws at all than to have them in so prodigious
-numbers as we have.” And that was how long ago? What would he write and
-think of America if he could live among us today?
-
-And further he said, knowing human nature as few of us know it: “There
-is no man so good, who, were he to submit all his thoughts and actions
-to the laws, would not deserve hanging ten times in his life.”
-
-Yet the silly law-makers go on with their silly codes, piling Pelion
-on the top of Ossa, till all sight of man’s frailty is lost. “A little
-folly is desirable in him that will not be guilty of stupidity.”
-
-Yet the letter of the law must be upheld, and the very men who make our
-statutes continue to break them.
-
-The joke may go too far. The American people may remember that “eternal
-vigilance is the price of liberty” and be willing to watch and wait,
-lest that most precious of all things be taken away from them.
-
-There can be no disputing the fact that a law that is not enforced
-is worse than no law at all. Law and order--that is the phrase. But
-America is a country of law and disorder; and the worst of it all is
-that the reformers refuse to stop where they have. They are preparing
-to plunge us into even deeper gloom. Why should they rest, having been
-so eminently successful already?
-
-We used to laugh tolerantly at the compulsory military service of
-the Germans, under the Kaiser; but isn’t a compulsory seat upon the
-water-wagon just about as autocratic?
-
-“Dry Country, ’Tis of Thee,” should be our national anthem--since
-we are seriously looking for one to take the place of the
-too-difficult-to-sing “Star-Spangled Banner.” But no; the words would
-not ring true. For there is a wetness all around us, and the lyric
-of a national anthem should at least seek to express the ideals and
-aspirations of a people, in terms of truth.
-
-Yet before Prohibition, who would have thought of picking out America
-as the wettest of all countries? We were just moderately so. We had no
-desire to get a reputation for excessive dampness. It is the drys who
-have given us that reputation--against our will. And the pity of it is
-that the tag will remain--even after we are sanely and becomingly wet
-again.
-
-The reformers wish no going back to even a semblance of the old ways
-and days. They wish us to conform, sedately, forgetting that Emerson
-once wrote, “Whoso would be a man must be a non-conformist.”
-
-And somehow I go on believing in Emerson.
-
-There was some wild talk, not so many months ago, that it might become
-lawful to dispense government-approved beer from the soda-fountains;
-but sensible people who care for their toddy--delectable word!--were
-not thrilled. They no more wish beer served from soda-fountains than
-they wish soda-water served from soda-fountains. They want their toddy.
-And when they say so, firmly, “Oh, dear!” and “Oh, my!” and “This is
-awful!” cry the Prohibitionists.
-
-I always somehow get back to that argument of the upholders of
-the Eighteenth Amendment to the effect that Prohibition is a good
-thing--particularly for the next generation. I feel like asking them,
-in absolute seriousness, Then why not look to the soda-fountain?
-
-When I was a lad we used to drink simple little things like vanilla,
-strawberry and chocolate sodas--at five cents apiece. And we were
-happy over harmless lemon and cherry phosphates. Yet the other day
-when I chanced to step into a confectionery shop, I was nonplussed to
-hear sophisticated flappers (what tautology!) ordering raspberry nut
-sundaes and banana splits with chocolate sauce, and other concoctions
-which my bewildered brain refuses to remember. And when I saw the
-little silver dishes heaped with these vicious sweets, I was horrified.
-Gluttony, pure and simple. And what of dyspepsia, and indigestion, and
-complexions, after partaking for a few weeks of such stuff? Does no
-one care enough for the coming race to do something about it?
-
-I have seen hulking men enter such a shop at nine in the morning,
-hastily tear off an ice-cream soda, containing I know not what
-flavoring, and dash out again into the world of business. What must the
-lining of their stomachs be like? No habitual drunkard could show a
-worse record, I imagine. And of the two evil-doers, I would prefer the
-latter. At least he is human. The soda-fiend is a sensualist, knowing
-nothing of the healthy ecstasy of comradeship. He is a solitary drinker
-of the worst sort; and though he may not stagger out of the place, he
-is certainly unfit to begin his day’s work--just as unfit as the fool
-who makes it a practice to take a nip of Scotch before breakfast.
-
-Seriously, here is work for the reformers. Let them investigate the
-kind of mixtures that are served to our youngsters at soda-counters.
-One-half of one per cent of raspberry should be all that is permitted.
-A solemn bill should be introduced into the next legislature, and
-carried by an overwhelming majority. It is unthinkable that our youth
-should be exposed to the evils of sundaes, sold openly all along our
-avenues and boulevards, in every city and town and hamlet. It is
-madness to let this traffic go on.
-
-And there are not even any swinging-doors to hide the sundae fiends.
-Shamelessly they imbibe their drinks with the world passing the
-unshaded windows, looking in at them. A shocking state of affairs.
-Yet who is doing anything about it? No wonder little Alice, of the
-pale face, does not eat much luncheon. Her mother worries over her
-anemic condition; yet she will not take the time to investigate the
-child’s daily habits. She never inquires how she spends her allowance.
-And young Bobby, who formerly was so rosy and plump, deteriorates
-into a consumptive-looking boy. No, he doesn’t smoke; and as yet he
-has not acquired the hip-flask habit. What, then, is the matter with
-him, that he drops out of baseball and has no heart for tennis; that
-he is backward in his studies, and sleeps restlessly? On his way to
-school he stops in at the soda-fountain. And on his way home, he stops
-in once more. Surely the Government should issue cards, and make
-it a misdemeanor for a clerk to serve more than one soda a week to
-minors--and grown-ups. The Board of Health should do something about it.
-
-You see, if it isn’t one thing it’s another in this troubled world. No
-sooner do we mop up the saloon than we find other places in need of
-mopping. Parents and social workers, here is a job for you. Get at it,
-at once. Forthwith. Instanter. Immediately. The future welfare of the
-race is at stake.
-
-If it were only ginger-pop that the children drank! But here again one
-cannot control the appetites of human beings. We have closed the corner
-saloon. Is there no way of closing the corner soda-fountain?
-
-It is curious, in these days when there is so much understanding, even
-among flappers, of psycho-analysis and complexes, that no one seems
-to have called attention to the fact that the prohibitionists are the
-greatest living examples of certain distressing inhibitions.
-
-That the majority of us should find ourselves suddenly dictated
-to--told, literally, what we should and should not put into our own
-little private tummies--is beyond belief. What does a man who has
-never taken a drink know of the psychology of drink? What does he
-know of good-fellowship, of the poetry of the toast, of the beauties
-of _Brüderschaft_? I would as soon think of Dr. Mary Walker telling
-_Romeo_ and _Juliet_ how to make love.
-
-The set lips of the fanatical reformer are the outward evidence of an
-interior set of corroding inhibitions. Unable to get relief from the
-tedium of existence in, say, a town like Gopher Prairie, the subject
-moves, in his or her later years, to Minneapolis or some other larger
-city, and is next heard of as a professional reformer of one sort or
-another.
-
-I remember a young man in my class at school who was impossible as
-a playboy because he always wanted to rule the roost, to dictate
-everlastingly the manner in which any game we sought to enjoy should be
-played. He was never content to be just one of us. Oh, no! He must run
-things, order us about, be a dictator and a little czar, an autocrat
-of the most unbending kind. We despised him. He could never fall into
-line and be boyishly human. He could not yield; he could not adjust
-himself to the spirit of fun which we others abandoned ourselves to
-with youthful ease. He was just a common scold.
-
-He disappeared from our school-yard, and from our lives. Years later,
-when the War broke out, he turned up in a remote town as a shrieking
-radical. Nothing was right. He had worked out his destiny in the only
-way such a nature as his could possibly do. He wasn’t a good sport.
-Worse, he wasn’t even a good citizen. He didn’t amount to a row of
-pins. He wasn’t even worth interning. He wasn’t interesting enough to
-get the slightest notoriety--he wasn’t what the newspapers term good
-copy; and that broke his heart.
-
-I have no doubt that now, with the War over, he is a professional
-prohibitionist--or do I mean inhibitionist?--with a soft job at some
-desk. He would never be happy anywhere; but in such a position,
-interfering with normal people’s happiness, he would be as happy as he
-could be.
-
-It is exactly men and women like him who have slipped over some of
-the laws we now have and who are planning statutes against staying
-away from church on Sunday. But it’s an old story. The intelligent
-people in every community are forever allowing themselves to be duped
-by fortune-tellers and ouija-board manipulators, table-tippers, snake
-doctors and bell-tinkling “mediums.”
-
-A dog-in-the-manger spirit is in the land. “I don’t like a glass of
-wine--I’ve never tasted the nasty stuff--so I don’t want you to taste
-it!” This is the cry of the paid reformers who eke out a living by
-taking up some fad, and, having nothing interesting of their own to
-reveal, peep and eavesdrop and reveal the interesting traits of their
-innocently jovial and erstwhile happy brothers.
-
-We have enough complexities in our modern life without having the
-complexes of these would-be and self-constituted evangelists made
-public day by day. Of course, the natural human being is he who
-indulges in everything--in moderation. Show me the man who constantly
-denies himself something, and I will show you an abnormal man. He
-becomes obsessed with his “goodness,” as he dares to call it; and he
-cannot talk ten minutes without mentioning his _idée fixe_. He revels
-in it. He gloats over it. He delights in it, just as the monks of old
-delighted in the hair-shirt and self-flagellation. He thinks he is
-better than we are. Soon he begins to preach. He is like the old woman
-who committed a sin in her early youth and still loves to talk about
-it. He does not know how boring he is. He does not know how little a
-part he plays in society. He is just a bit “off,” a trifle queer.
-
-The next step in this form of madness is to try to impose one’s own
-ideas upon one’s neighbors. Soon proselytizing must be done. The
-pent-up energy of years must be released in middle age. Steam must be
-let off. Blood pressure must be reduced. If these “cases” would only
-lock themselves up in cells and flagellate themselves, they would find
-comfort and release from their agony of mind, and a weary world would
-be grateful. But no! they must stalk through the land, imposing their
-so-called moral rectitude upon the rest of us.
-
-Good-naturedly we have, up to now, humored them, smiled tolerantly at
-them, secretly pitied them. But with shrewdness and cruelty they have
-plotted and planned for years, quietly banded together, until now they
-are joined in a great brotherhood; and instead of locking themselves
-up, they have locked us up--and maliciously, gleefully thrown away the
-key. We should have been their keepers. Instead, they are ours.
-
-An occasional little spree, as a wise Frenchman once said, never hurt
-anybody. It is necessary for people of imagination to romp and play
-once in a while. What form that romping and playing takes is their
-own affair--so long as they do not injure their neighbors. They may
-express themselves in terms of smoking, of flirting, or sitting up all
-night and talking their heads off; or they may take a long walk in
-the rain; or go to the movies for several hours; or read an exciting
-but impossible detective story--which is by no means a waste of time;
-or dance; or go fishing; or attend an Elks picnic; or buy their wives
-a diamond bracelet; or indulge in an after-dinner speech; or see a
-foolish musical comedy. There are a thousand and one ways to let off
-steam. They come back from any one of these “dissipations” a hundred
-per cent better in mind and body, and plunge into the serious business
-of life with a fresh stimulus, a new zest.
-
-But the prohibitionist--what form do his inhibitions take? _His_
-orgy is one of complete surrender to an orgy of holding in, forever.
-He never lets go--never--not for one second. And just as the hermit
-enjoys his self-imposed solitude, he revels in his self-inflicted
-punishment; and, without wishing to be cynical, I say that he gets a
-certain drab satisfaction in this stupid disciplining of himself. The
-remorse of the morning-after is unknown to him. But without realizing
-it, every morning he experiences a mental hang-over. He has never lived
-through one normal day. The pendulum, for him, swings completely in
-the other direction; and he is happy only when he is unhappy. But--and
-here’s where you and I come in--he is not content with this exquisite
-unhappiness. He wants us to be unhappy, too!
-
-Pathological, you see. Heretofore, the temperance people looked upon
-all drinkers, heavy or light, as wounded souls--medical cases. But
-we who drink and smoke and laugh in moderation are the normal people
-of the world. The others are those who are in need of treatment. The
-tables have been turned, thanks to psycho-analysis, and Freud, and the
-open door that leads to the light of medical science. A bunch of sour
-grapes have robbed us of our sweet grapes. Why? Because they could not
-stand the thought of Joy being in the world. They want everyone to be
-as miserable as they are.
-
-Having succeeded so easily in taking away one of our joys, do you think
-these fanatics are content? If so, you know them not. Their victory has
-been accomplished so simply that, of course, they are now looking about
-for new worlds to conquer. They set their mouths, grit their teeth,
-look us over, impale us on a pin and see where next they can turn on
-the screws. They take a fiendish delight in inflicting punishment. That
-is part of their disease. Their suppressed desires find expression in
-robbing us of our natural pleasure. They are cunning and keen and wise,
-with the curious and dangerous wisdom of the insane. They think they
-are sent into the world to redeem it. They have the Messiah complex.
-They have the delusion of greatness. And when we venture to question
-their methods and motives, they hurl invectives back at us and cry,
-“You are persecuting us!” They have paranoia, you see. They would kill
-us, actually, rather than give us one sip of beer.
-
-And these are the people who have, temporarily, gained the upper hand!
-Mad on one subject, they appear perfectly balanced while lobbying in
-the legislatures of the land. Obsessed with one idea, they can talk
-intelligently on every other subject; but sooner or later they will
-switch the conversation to their pet theory--and then I ask you to note
-the gleam in their eyes, see their lips twitch, watch how nervous they
-become! Yes, pathological cases, every one of them!
-
-When will the hard-shelled prohibitionists understand that it is not
-drink _per se_ that thinking people are fighting for? The people are
-roused to action and alarm because of the dangerous precedent that
-has been set. If we, as a nation, are to be deprived of legitimate
-and friendly egg-nog (lovely word again!) when New Year comes round,
-why, in the name of heaven, can we not be deprived of eggs? They make
-one bilious, I am told. And biliousness is bad for one. Come, let us
-correct it.
-
-But, having taken away the dangerous egg, let us poke about and see
-what else one can remove. Ah! there it is, of course! Coffee! Coffee
-makes one nervous. Nervousness is awful. Coffee keeps one awake. But
-why remain awake in a world that has lost its glamour? Remove our
-coffee, then! Gladly we permit you to take it; for then we can go
-blissfully to sleep and forget our worries and cares.
-
-It has been loudly denied that lobbying is being done to bring about
-the passage of further drastic laws; but the busybodies are secretly
-working, night and day. The deadly work goes on, unabated. Of course
-they are not crying their methods from the housetops. Sinister forces
-are burrowing deep, and frightened legislators will be forced to follow
-the path they took before the Eighteenth Amendment went through.
-
-You remember that wonderfully satirical story of Mark Twain’s, “The Man
-That Corrupted Hadleyburg,” don’t you, and what happened to a town that
-imposed righteousness upon the inhabitants? All temptation having been
-beneficently removed, when one little chance came to misbehave, the
-entire village leaped at it and was thoroughly corrupted.
-
-There is some fun in passing a saloon, in going voluntarily on the
-water-wagon, in refusing that extra cocktail; there is none whatever in
-having someone else do it for you.
-
-Our prayers may be dictated to us next. But something tells us that if
-prohibitionists formulate them, they have no more chance than ours of
-being heard in heaven. A world made safe for us by reformers is the
-last kind of world we care to dwell in. For reformers are the kind of
-people who paint heaven as a stupid city of golden streets and pearly
-gates, and incessant singing and playing of harps. Well, as Omar said,
-“thy heaven is not mine.”
-
-Prohibitionists, I am genuinely sorry for you. You need not pity me,
-for I shall go on doing as I please, despite you. And so will millions
-of other good Americans. Does that make you frantically desperate? Does
-that make you have another attack of your symptoms? Do you puff up with
-rage and despair when you hear me say such things in open defiance of
-you?
-
-Keeper, bring in the straitjacket, and sweep out, as Goldberg
-says, padded cell No. 7,894,502,431. For the pathological ward is
-overcrowded today. They have just brought in a frightfully red-faced
-man who believes in the Blue Laws; and he must have gone quite mad, for
-he is singing what he claims is the new national anthem, “Three Cheers
-for the Red, White and Blues!”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI
-
-THE INFAMOUS VOLSTEAD ACT
-
-
-There are seven Articles in the original Constitution of the United
-States of America.
-
-There are nineteen Amendments (to date).
-
-The Fifteenth Amendment has never been taken seriously in certain of
-the Southern States; and the Eighteenth Amendment has caused more
-dissension than any law ever placed upon our statutes. The Volstead
-Act, which is but an enforcing act of the Amendment, is highly
-unpopular. After three years of trying to coerce the people into
-obeying a mandate in which millions of them do not believe, are we to
-continue to do so, or are we, sensibly, to wipe it out?
-
-The money consumed by the Government in attempting to have this vicious
-law obeyed and respected should cause every American to blush. We are
-gradually--nay, swiftly--getting to a point where practically every
-citizen will be watched and guarded by another. One’s daily habits will
-be observed--perhaps by one’s next-door neighbor, or the janitor in
-one’s basement. There is no telling who is a detective nowadays. And
-there is no telling who is a bootlegger. Maybe one is the other.
-
-How far away we have wandered from those early principles of the
-signers of the Declaration of Independence and the makers of the
-Constitution! “O Liberty! Liberty! how many crimes are committed in thy
-name!” cried Madame Roland; and Bertrand Barère exclaimed, “The tree of
-liberty only grows when watered by the blood of tyrants.”
-
-The Volstead Act is the most tyrannous document a people have ever had
-thrust upon them. I wonder how many Americans have read it, studied
-it, pondered over it? I wish we might read the thoughts of all the men
-who cast their votes for this infamous piece of legislation. I wish we
-might search their consciences, know of their secret emotions when they
-assented to its restricting sections.
-
-It would be folly to reproduce the entire document here, with its
-tangle of legal verbiage, its intricate twists and turns, its
-complicated sentences which, to the layman, mean so little, but to the
-law-makers mean so much! Through a thick underbrush of paragraphs the
-legal mind wanders at will, delightfully and miraculously at home,
-and finally imagines that it emerges into the sunlight of knowledge
-and wisdom. Plain folk like you and me find it difficult to follow
-the gypsy patteran and patter; yet somehow we get the sense of this
-appalling mass of words--words that seem to have handcuffs attached
-to them; words that hint of prison cells and donjonkeeps; words that
-mystify and frighten us. We feel so guilty as we traverse them; and
-remembering the violations of this sacrosanct paper which we have
-witnessed since its solemn passage, we marvel at the energy expended to
-make us all good and holy--citizens, I was going to say; but I think,
-with the Englishman, subjects would be nearer the truth.
-
-For a high and mighty absolute monarchy never weighed its people down
-with heavier bonds. No Kaiser-ridden land ever knew more complete and
-devastating tyranny. The burdens heaped upon the shoulders of the
-already weary tax-payers so that the “dignity” of this Act may be
-upheld--ah! few of us ever consider these. We have grown so used to
-added packs that one more dollar seems to make little difference. But
-it was the last straw that broke the camel’s back; and who knows how
-much longer we can stand these accumulating and distressing burdens?
-
-Section 7, of Title 2, reads as follows:
-
- “No one but a physician holding a permit to prescribe liquor shall
- issue any prescription for liquor. And no physician shall prescribe
- liquor unless after careful physical examination of the person for
- whose use such prescription is sought, or if such examination is
- found impracticable, then upon the best information obtainable, he
- in good faith believes that the use of such liquor as a medicine
- by such person is necessary and will afford relief to him from
- some known ailment. Not more than a pint of spirituous liquor to
- be taken internally shall be prescribed for use by the same person
- within any period of ten days and no prescription shall be filled
- more than once. Any pharmacist filling a prescription shall at the
- time indorse upon it over his own signature the word ‘canceled,’
- together with the date when the liquor was delivered, and then make
- the same a part of the record that he is required to keep as herein
- provided.
-
- “Every physician who issues a prescription for liquor shall
- keep a record, alphabetically arranged in a book prescribed by
- the commissioner, which shall show the date of issue, amount
- prescribed, to whom issued, the purpose or ailment for which it is
- to be used and directions for use, stating the amount and frequency
- of the dose.”
-
-This would be ludicrous were it not so serious. But let us pass on to
-Section 12:
-
- “All persons manufacturing liquor for sale under the provisions of
- this title shall securely and permanently attach to every container
- thereof, as the same is manufactured, a label stating name of
- manufacturer, kind and quantity of liquor contained therein, and
- the date of its manufacture, together with the number of the permit
- authorizing the manufacture thereof; and all persons possessing
- such liquor in wholesale quantities shall securely keep and
- maintain such label thereon; and all persons selling at wholesale
- shall attach to every package of liquor, when sold, a label setting
- forth the kind and quantity of liquor contained therein, by whom
- manufactured, the date of sale, and the person to whom sold; which
- label shall likewise be kept and maintained thereon until the
- liquor is used for the purpose for which such sale was authorized.”
-
-And Section 13 specifies again about records--I wonder if these are
-carefully kept, as the law provides!--
-
- “It shall be the duty of every carrier to make a record at the
- place of shipment of the receipt of any liquor transported, and he
- shall deliver liquor only to persons who present to the carrier a
- verified copy of a permit to purchase which shall be made a part of
- the carrier’s permanent record at the office from which delivery is
- made.
-
- “The agent of the common carrier is hereby authorized to administer
- the oath to the consignee in verification of the copy of the permit
- presented, who, if not personally known to the agent, shall be
- identified before the delivery of the liquor to him. The name and
- address of the person identifying the consignee shall be included
- in the record.”
-
- “SECTION 14. It shall be unlawful for a person to use or induce
- any carrier, or any agent or employee thereof, to carry or ship
- any package or receptacle containing liquor without notifying
- the carrier of the true nature and character of the shipment.
- No carrier shall transport nor shall any person receive liquor
- from a carrier unless there appears on the outside of the package
- containing such liquor the following information:
-
- “Name and address of the consignor or seller, name and address of
- the consignee, kind and quality of liquor contained therein, and
- number of the permit to purchase or ship the same, together with
- the name and address of the person using the permit.”
-
-How simple they make it for us! And of course free speech on the
-billboards has been squashed. For Section 17 has this to say:
-
- “It shall be unlawful to advertise anywhere, or by any means or
- method, liquor, or the manufacture, sale, keeping for sale or
- furnishing of the same, or where, how, from whom, or at what
- price the same may be obtained. No one shall permit any sign
- or billboard containing such advertisement to remain upon one’s
- premises.”
-
- “SECTION 18. It shall be unlawful to advertise, manufacture,
- sell, or possess for sale any utensil, contrivance, machine,
- preparation, compound, tablet, substance, formula, direction, or
- recipe advertised, designed, or intended for use in the unlawful
- manufacture of intoxicating liquor.”
-
-How the very stills themselves must tremble at these ominous words!
-
-But I think for its far-reaching effects, Section 20 takes the palm:
-
- “Any person who shall be injured in person, property, means of
- support, or otherwise by any intoxicated person, or by reason of
- the intoxication of any person” (though we thought intoxication was
- to be wiped out with the passage of the Volstead Act!) “whether
- resulting in his death or not, shall have a right of action against
- any person who shall, by unlawfully selling to or unlawfully
- assisting in procuring liquor for such intoxicated person, have
- caused or contributed to such intoxication, and in any such action
- such person shall have a right to recover actual and exemplary
- damages.” (Yet it is not quite clear how a dead man can bring an
- action in the courts!) “In case of the death of either party, the
- action or right of action given by this section shall survive to
- or against his or her executor or administrator, and the amount
- so recovered by either wife or child shall be his or her sole
- and separate property. Such action may be brought in any court
- of competent jurisdiction. In any case where parents shall be
- entitled to such damages, either the father or mother may sue alone
- therefor, but recovery by one of such parties shall be a bar to
- suit brought by the other.”
-
-So Mr. Volstead anticipates trouble for years to come--as long as it
-would take to settle an action for damages in our already-clogged
-courts. We make laws, it seems, which we expect to be broken. Deep
-down in his heart, then, Mr. Volstead feared that people would go on
-being--just people. Drunkenness is rampant in the land; and I suppose
-drunkenness will always be rampant in the land. Even Mr. Volstead
-cannot stop it. What a pity!
-
-But do not think for a moment I am putting in a plea for drunkenness.
-I am bitterly opposed to drunkenness. Prohibition has not cured it.
-We have had it long enough now to see its terrible errors. The lions
-have heard the crack of the whip, but instead of being overcome,
-overpowered, cowering in corners, we have the spectacle of a
-determination to pay no attention to the lashings of the law. Half of
-us willfully disobey this iniquitous legislation--and are proud of our
-disobedience. What is to be done about it? The more teeth that are put
-into the Volstead Act, the more teeth the lions show. They growl and
-fight. They will not be mastered.
-
-Read Section 23.
-
- “Any person who shall, with intent to effect a sale of liquor, by
- himself, his employee, servant or agent, for himself or any person,
- company or corporation, keep or carry around on his person, or in
- a vehicle, or other conveyance whatever, or leave in a place for
- another to secure, any liquor, or who shall travel to solicit,
- or solicit, or take, or accept orders for the sale, shipment,
- or delivery of liquor in violation of this title is guilty of
- a nuisance and may be restrained by injunction, temporary and
- permanent, from doing or continuing to do any of said acts or
- things.”
-
-Have our army of bootleggers read this Section? But they are worth a
-whole chapter to themselves, so important a part have they become of
-our national life.
-
- “SECTION 26. When the commissioner, his assistants, inspectors,
- or any officer of the law shall discover any person in the act of
- transporting in violation of the law, intoxicating liquors in any
- wagon, buggy, automobile, water or air craft, or other vehicle, it
- shall be his duty to seize any and all intoxicating liquors found
- therein being transported contrary to law. Whenever intoxicating
- liquors transported or possessed illegally shall be seized by
- an officer he shall take possession of the vehicle and team or
- automobile, boat, air or water craft, or any other conveyance, and
- shall arrest any person in charge thereof. Such officer shall at
- once proceed against the person arrested under the provisions of
- this title in any court having competent jurisdiction; but the said
- vehicle or conveyance shall be returned to the owner upon execution
- by him of a good and valid bond, with sufficient sureties, in a sum
- double the value of the property, which said bond shall be approved
- by said officer and shall be conditioned to return said property
- to the custody of said officer on the day of trial to abide the
- judgment of the court. The court upon conviction of the person
- so arrested shall order the liquor destroyed, and unless good
- cause to the contrary is shown by the owner, shall order a sale
- by public auction of the property seized, and the officer making
- the sale, after deducting the expenses of keeping the property,
- the fee for the seizure, and the cost of the sale, shall pay all
- liens, according to their priorities, which are established, by
- intervention or otherwise at said hearing or in other proceeding
- brought for said purpose, as being bona fide and as having been
- created without the lienor having any notice that the carrying
- vehicle was being used or was to be used for illegal transportation
- of liquor, and shall pay the balance of the proceeds into the
- Treasury of the United States as miscellaneous receipts. All liens
- against property sold under the provisions of this section shall
- be transferred from the property to the proceeds of the sale of
- the property. If, however, no one shall be found claiming the
- team, vehicle, water or air craft, or automobile, the taking of
- the same, with a description thereof, shall be advertised in some
- newspaper published in the city or county where taken, or if there
- be no newspaper published, in said city or county, in a newspaper
- having circulation in the county, once a week for two weeks and by
- hand-bills posted in three public places near the place of seizure,
- and if no claimant shall appear within ten days after the last
- publication of the advertisement, the property shall be sold and
- the proceeds after deducting the expenses and costs shall be paid
- into the Treasury of the United States as miscellaneous receipts.”
-
- “SECTION 27. In all cases in which intoxicating liquors may be
- subject to be destroyed under the provisions of this Act the court
- shall have jurisdiction upon the application of the United States
- attorney to order them delivered to any department or agency of the
- United States Government for medicinal, mechanical, or scientific
- uses, or to order the same sold at private sale for such purposes
- to any person having a permit to purchase liquor, the proceeds to
- be covered into the Treasury of the United States to the credit of
- miscellaneous receipts, and all liquor heretofore seized in any
- suit or proceeding brought for violation of law may likewise be so
- disposed of, if not claimed within sixty days from the date this
- section takes effect.”
-
-One is happy to realize that the Government may, even while the
-Volstead Act is in force, receive some small emolument and revenue from
-John Barleycorn.
-
-Section 37--or a part of it--reads as follows:
-
- “A manufacturer of any beverage containing less than one-half of
- 1 per centum of alcohol by volume may, on making application and
- giving such bond as the commissioner shall prescribe, be given a
- permit to develop in the manufacture thereof, by the usual methods
- of fermentation and fortification or otherwise a liquid such as
- beer, ale, porter, or wine, containing more than one-half of 1
- per centum of alcohol by volume, but before any such liquid is
- withdrawn from the factory or otherwise disposed of, the alcoholic
- contents thereof shall under such rules and regulations as the
- commissioner may prescribe be reduced below such one-half of 1 per
- centum of alcohol: _Provided_, That such liquid may be removed
- and transported, under bond and under such regulations as the
- commissioner may prescribe, from one bonded plant or warehouse to
- another for the purpose of having the alcohol extracted therefrom.
- And such liquids may be developed, under permit, by persons
- other than the manufacturers of beverages containing less than
- one-half of 1 per centum of alcohol by volume, and sold to such
- manufacturers for conversion into such beverages. The alcohol
- removed from such liquid, if evaporated and not condensed and
- saved, shall not be subject to tax; if saved, it shall be subject
- to the same law as other alcoholic liquors. Credit shall be allowed
- on the tax due on any alcohol so saved to the amount of any tax
- paid upon distilled spirits or brandy used in the fortification of
- the liquor from which the same is saved.”
-
-Don Marquis’s Old Soak must rejoice when he reads such stipulations!
-And, being a tax-payer, like the rest of us, Section 38 must fill him
-with added delight:
-
- “The Commissioner of Internal Revenue and the Attorney General of
- the United States are hereby respectively authorized to appoint and
- employ such assistants, experts, clerks, and other employees in the
- District of Columbia or elsewhere, and purchase such supplies and
- equipment as they may deem necessary for the enforcement of the
- provisions of this Act, but such assistants, experts, clerks, and
- other employees, except such executive officers as may be appointed
- by the Commissioner or the Attorney General to have immediate
- direction of the enforcement of the provisions of this Act, and
- persons authorized to issue permits, and agents and inspectors
- in the field service, shall be appointed under the rules and
- regulations prescribed by the Civil Service Act: _Provided_, That
- the Commissioner and Attorney General in making such appointments
- shall give preference to those who have served in the military or
- naval service in the recent war, if otherwise qualified, and there
- is hereby authorized to be appropriated, out of any money in the
- Treasury not otherwise appropriated, such sum as may be required
- for the enforcement of this Act including personal services in the
- District of Columbia, and for the fiscal year ending June 30, 1920,
- there is hereby appropriated, out of any money in the Treasury not
- otherwise appropriated, the sum of $2,000,000 for the use of the
- Commissioner of Internal Revenue and $100,000 for the use of the
- Department of Justice for the enforcement of the provisions of this
- Act, including personal services in the District of Columbia and
- necessary printing and binding.”
-
-And how is the law enforced?
-
-Our journals do not make pleasant reading for good Americans these
-days. They are filled with headlines, which concern the Prohibition
-law, morning after morning. Not long ago I picked up my newspaper and
-found no less than seventeen columns devoted to stories of what the
-police in New York City alone were doing, or trying to do, to make the
-Volstead Act anything but a huge joke.
-
-Up the State, where farmers are paying good taxes, I found a delicious
-item in a newspaper, to prove the sincerity of the Federal authorities.
-It seems that in a small town near Utica, an Italian was suspected of
-having some whiskey on his premises; and three stalwart officers, in
-plain clothes, pounced down upon his shop (it was not a rum shop) to
-see what they could find. The man was out; but his wife was at home,
-and a careful search of the pitiful premises revealed a quart of
-Scotch, which may or may not have been on sale.
-
-It took three husky men three hours to make this startling discovery.
-And how much of the taxpayers’ money, I wonder? It was all-important
-that an arrest should take place, but there was no evidence, and
-nothing further was ever heard of the matter.
-
-And this which sounds as though it had occurred in benighted Russia,
-greeted my eyes at breakfast one morning, in the New York _Times_:
-
- “ACCUSE JERSEY POLICE OF BRUTAL DRY RAID
-
- “Formed Way into Women’s Rooms and Insulted Them, Resort Residents
- Charge.
-
- “The conduct of eighteen of the New Jersey State Police who
- participated with Federal prohibition agents in liquor raids on
- hotels and other places in Lake Hopatcong, N. J., Tuesday night,
- was such that indignant residents threatened yesterday to complain
- to Governor Edwards.
-
- “At the Great Cove Hotel at Nolan’s Point, the police are alleged
- to have gone to the room of a waiter and his wife and demanded
- that they show their marriage certificate. It is also charged
- that they went to the room of two girls, one of whom was praying,
- and insisted that they open the door. The police searched the
- belongings of the girls for whiskey.
-
- “It is charged that at the Espanol Hotel, Nolan’s Point, the police
- went to the room of a mother and her three children, awakened her
- and charged there was a man in her room. She was compelled to open
- her door.
-
- “Rented cottages, it is charged, also were visited and searched. It
- is charged by the complainants that the State police drank the beer
- and whiskey they seized.”
-
-But of course this is all right--to a prohibitionist. The law must be
-enforced. It makes no difference how enforcement is accomplished.
-
-If the police were honest, if they themselves approved of the
-Eighteenth Amendment, the country could be made bone dry tomorrow. But
-when the politicians who voted for Prohibition have no respect for
-the law they put upon our statutes, why should we expect integrity and
-honesty down the line?
-
-How can there be any respect for a law which the minions of the law
-disobey, repeatedly? In a great city like New York, in the Autumn of
-1922, innumerable policemen were found drunk while on duty--so much
-drunkenness had occurred that it was said on reliable authority that a
-murder a week occurred.
-
- “POLICE MUST TELL HOW THEY GOT RUM”
-
-was the heading in the New York _Times_ on October 16th. “Drastic
-regulations for dealing with policemen who drink” have been framed, and
-have been circulated in the Police Department. This is the text of the
-orders. Think of their being necessary!
-
- “1. To the commanding officers:
-
- “The following memorandum from the Police Commissioner is for your
- information and guidance.
-
- “In Mount Vernon any person found publicly intoxicated is arrested
- and required to make an affidavit stating where he obtained the
- liquor causing the intoxication. This affidavit is made the basis
- of a search warrant, directing a search of the place selling the
- liquor.
-
- “This is but one of the many means which might be employed to put
- an end to violation of the Prohibition law. The plan seems to work
- out successfully in Mount Vernon.
-
- “2. Intoxicated members of the force:
-
- “Hereafter when members of the force are found to be suffering from
- alcoholism to such an extent as to warrant charges signifying the
- liquor has been obtained from persons who are violating the State
- prohibition law, request the officers to make an affidavit stating
- where they obtained this liquor. Take appropriate action in the
- premises. If it is found that the officers have failed to take
- proper action where the law has been violated additional charges
- should be preferred against them and if the case is a serious one
- they should be suspended from duty.
-
- “3. Cabarets and dance halls:
-
- “Cabarets and dance halls having resumed business for the Fall
- and Winter season will be carefully inspected from time to time
- and properly regulated. The majority of these places disregard
- provisions of the prohibition law and should be given rigid
- supervision.
-
- “Commanding officers will see that music and dancing at these
- places is stopped at 1 A.M., and that these places do not harbor an
- undesirable element after that hour.”
-
-I have spoken of uniformed men standing guard over a roomful of
-citizens in New York restaurants and cabarets. Alas! it is shockingly
-true. It is as though no other law existed, as I have said. To one who
-loves his country, his city, it is disgusting. The people writhe under
-the presence of the officer--but do nothing about it. What can they do?
-Could they not request the Mayor, or the Police Commissioner to stop
-such nonsense? And if the thing occurs in one restaurant, why not in
-all of them?
-
-With my own eyes I have seen this petty exhibition. It is outrageous.
-Only one officer was in the place I visited. Yet I could not believe I
-was in free America.
-
-The room was filled with beautifully dressed men and women. The dance
-floor was crowded. Upon every table, directly under the eye of the
-officer, was a drink. I am not saying that in each tumbler there was
-an alcoholic beverage--and probably the man in uniform did not wish to
-think so, either. But I wonder how any intelligent being could imagine
-that a lot of sophisticated Manhattanites would go out of an evening
-to a gay cabaret, and order lime-juice--unless they intended to mix
-something with it? Such folk are not plain ginger-ale consumers, as
-a rule--they purchase it to mingle with gin. White Rock is not their
-favorite beverage; neither is Clysmic. Yet bottles of these were
-evident everywhere. Anyone save a moron would have known why.
-
-Yet solemnly up and down that room the officer walked, glancing here
-and there, hobnobbing now and again with a friendly waiter--who seemed
-to be on excellent terms with him. His journeys were rhythmically
-conceived and executed. For a moment or two he would stand glaring
-about him, his arms folded, after the manner of a soldier in the late
-War standing guard over military prisoners. Then he would amble, almost
-to the time of the music, to the farther side of the room. Instantly
-two hundred hands would slip under the tables, and flasks would be
-drawn forth, and a liquid that was certainly not water would be poured
-swiftly and deftly into various goblets. Then, when the officer swung
-back again on his rounds, the folk at the other side of the room would
-go through the same unbelievable performance. The man in uniform had
-eyes, but he saw not.
-
-You see, the authorities had come out with a statement not long before,
-to the effect that it was not the man with the hip-flask whom they were
-after--only the citizen foolish and daring enough to slam his flask
-down openly upon a cabaret table. In other words, so delicate are the
-nuances of the law, that it is not an offense to drink behind your
-napkin, or behind a closed door; but it is a very terrible crime to
-reveal the fact that you have a container of alcohol on your person.
-Think of seriously pronouncing such a ukase, with the Mullan-Gage law
-still upon the records. I do not understand how City Magistrates, in
-New York, know how to interpret the law.
-
-I was told that almost every evening an arrest or two is made in these
-hitherto happy cabarets; but generally the case is dismissed. The
-proprietor bails his patron out, and then the merry-go-round starts
-again next evening. Since this was written, the police have been
-withdrawn from New York cabarets--another confession of the failure to
-enforce the law.
-
-But New York is full of insincerities. Conventions take place there,
-and we read a sanctimonious announcement in the papers that of course
-nothing alcoholic will be served at the banquets--that goes without
-saying. But up in Eddie’s room, on the eighteenth floor, a lot of
-grown-up men, in the city to discuss solemn business problems, find
-that sustenance which they desire and demand. The authorities, alarmed
-at the influx of so many virtuous men, give out the statement that
-it is well that they _are_ so virtuous, and not the kind of fellows
-who crave a drink; for the hootch in New York is notoriously foul
-(of course it isn’t, but that makes no difference to a Prohibition
-officer) and it would be unsafe to consume any of it. Many of these
-safe and sound business men, from all parts of the country, came out
-strong for the Eighteenth Amendment. They were Puritans--when it came
-to the other fellow’s habits. The little clerk would never rise to a
-position of importance--like theirs--if he took so much as a glass of
-beer. They forgot that they, in their youth--and ever since--had taken
-a daily nip. I am not saying that they are any the worse for it. I do
-know, however, that they are none the better, judging by their public
-utterances and their private behavior.
-
-If there is one kind of human animal I have a supreme contempt for it
-is the so-called man who believes in Prohibition for you and me--but
-not for himself. I have heard bankers and Wall Street potentates hold
-forth with fervor on the salutary effects of the Volstead Act, since it
-has forced the poor laboring man to give up his ale and beer. He gets
-to work early now--there’s no need to worry about Monday morning in the
-factories throughout the land. There is no Saturday-night debauchery;
-and the bulging pay-envelope is taken home to the wife and children,
-with no extractions on the way at the corner saloon. Happiness reigns
-where penury and travail abided before. Production is mounting; there
-are no strikes to speak of, the prisons are emptying, crime has
-diminished, wife-beating is unheard of, and so on, _ad infinitum_.
-
-Which would be delightful if it were true. Home brew goes rapturously
-on; and if Tim doesn’t bother to make it himself, he has a pal who
-does, and he purchases all the gin and beer he needs.
-
-I am not saying this with any intention of approval. I am merely
-stating conditions as I have observed them. Those who shut their eyes
-to the facts and go blandly on their way, announcing that the country
-is bone dry when it is nothing of the sort, do immeasurable damage.
-
-I remember when the Volstead Act first went into effect that I had a
-serious talk with myself. I came to the conclusion that nothing was
-more dangerous to this land of ours than a state of things which made
-it possible for the rich to drink continuously and the poor to be able
-to obtain nothing. I felt that I could not, with a clear conscience,
-go on having an occasional cocktail, if the laboring man down the
-street was deprived of his grog. For a month I absolutely followed
-the whisperings of that Inner Voice. Then I happened to go to a
-manufacturing town near Boston, and the work I was doing brought me
-into contact with the men in the shops there. Somehow the subject came
-up--I forget in just what way; and when my plan became known, a laugh
-greeted my ears.
-
-“Don’t be such a jackass!” one of the fellows cried. “Why, we’re
-getting all we want, in spite of Mr. Volstead--we’re making it
-ourselves!”
-
-My self-inflicted martyrdom ceased from that moment; and I must confess
-that I felt a bit foolish.
-
-More people are drinking heavily now than in the old days--and,
-drinking inferior stuff, they are suffering more in consequence. The
-results of this have been put into a delightful rhyme by the clever
-James J. Montague who, in his way, is a genius. He turns out happy and
-technically fine verses every day for a syndicate, until one is amazed
-at his cleverness and seemingly endless chain of ideas. Listen to him:
-
-
-_THE ELUSIVE MORAL_
-
- Before there was a Volstead law
- The village gossips used to mutter
- In pitying accents when they saw
- A friend and neighbor in the gutter:
- “How dreadful was the fellow’s fall!
- How terrible is his condition!
- He wouldn’t be that way at all
- If only we had prohibition!”
-
- They knew the drunkards all by name,
- And when they came around with edges
- Some elderly and kindly dame
- Would get their signatures to pledges.
- And if they all appeared next day
- Still far too merry and seraphic,
- The troubled townsfolk used to say
- Hard things about the liquor traffic.
-
- To-day, when some good man goes wrong,
- The villagers with whom he’s mingled
- Observe his frequent bursts of song
- And thus discover he is jingled.
- “Too bad about that chap,” they cry,
- “He might have kept his high position
- If Volstead hadn’t made us dry--
- What ruined _him_ is prohibition!”
-
- There is some moral in this tale--
- I fancied so when I designed it--
- But I have searched without avail
- For nearly half an hour to find it!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII
-
-A TRIUMVIRATE AGAINST PROHIBITION
-
-
-How many Americans know that on August 6, 1833, Abraham Lincoln, with
-two other men, took out a license to sell liquor? Through the kindness
-of my friend, William L. Fish, I am permitted to reproduce it (see page
-84).
-
-Times were different then, it is true; but one has the feeling that
-Abraham Lincoln was not a Prohibitionist. He was temperate in all
-things.
-
-[Illustration: (liquor license)]
-
-In his amazingly interesting book, “Talks with T. R.,” Mr. John J.
-Leary, Jr., includes a chapter wherein Theodore Roosevelt speaks in no
-uncertain manner about the prospect of the country going dry.
-
- “Colonel Roosevelt was not of those who favored the Eighteenth
- Amendment,” Mr. Leary points out. “To his mind Prohibition was
- certain to cause unrest and dissatisfaction; he doubted the
- fairness of removing the saloon without providing something to take
- its place in the life of the tenement-dwellers; and he was inclined
- to think the liquor question was settling itself.
-
- “‘You and I can recall the time,’ he said to me one day, ‘when
- it was not bad form for substantial men of affairs, for lawyers,
- doctors--professional men generally--to drink in the middle of the
- day. It is good form no longer, and it’s not now done. It is not
- so long ago that practically every man in politics drank more or
- less, when hard drinking, if not the rule, was not the exception.
- Now the hard drinker, if he exists at all among the higher grade,
- is a survival of what you might call another day.
-
- “‘Take Tammany. No one holds that up as an organization of model
- men, yet I am sure that were you to make a canvass of its district
- leaders, you would find pretty close to a majority if not an
- actual majority are teetotallers. Tammany no longer sends men
- with ability, and a weakness for liquor, to Albany. It may and it
- probably will send another of Tom Grady’s ability, but it will not
- send one who drinks as hard.
-
- “‘This, you may rest assured, is not a matter of morals. It is,
- however, a matter of efficiency. Tammany wants results and it is
- sufficiently abreast of the times to know that drink and efficiency
- do not go hand in hand in these days of card indexes and adding
- machines.
-
- “‘It is the same in your profession. Not long ago most of the
- boys were fairly competent drinking men; some I knew were rated
- as extra competent by admiring, perhaps envious, colleagues. Now
- the drinking man, at least the man who drinks enough to show the
- effects, is rare. The reason: your editors won’t stand for it. As
- Jack Slaght put it the other day--I think it was Jack--a reporter
- in the old days was expected to have “a birthday” about so often
- and nothing was thought of it. Now, as Slaght puts it, he is
- allowed but two. The first time, still quoting your friend Slaght,
- who at times is inclined to use plain language, he gets hell; the
- next time he gets fired. That is so, is it not?’
-
- “I assured him that Slaght was substantially correct.
-
- “‘It’s not a matter of morals there, though’ (with a laugh). ‘I
- will admit you boys do not lack morals. As with Tammany, it is a
- question of getting results, exactly as it is with the doctor, the
- lawyer, and the judge.
-
- “‘Drinking declined once it became an economic question, or at
- least as soon as it was recognized as an economic factor. It then
- began to be unfashionable--at least to overdrink--and the man who
- never drank at all ceased to be unusual in any trade or calling.
-
- “‘I am, however, sorry that they are pressing Prohibition so hard
- at this time. It is, I think, all right, desirable, in fact, to
- limit or perhaps prohibit the so-called hard liquors, but it is a
- mistake, I think, to stop or try to stop the use of beers and the
- lighter wines.
-
- “‘If this thing goes through, where does the social side of life
- come in? We both know that a “dry” dinner is apt to be a sad sort
- of affair. It will make dining a lost art.
-
- “‘Likewise, I do not know how the working-classes will take to the
- change. You and I have no need of the saloon. We have other places
- to go. But you and I know that the saloon fits into a very definite
- place in the life of the tenement-dweller. I do not know what he
- will do without it; what substitutes the reformers will think they
- can give him for it. I do not believe they have thought of that, or
- that they care much.
-
- “‘Frankly, I do not know what will be the outcome. Prohibition,
- if it comes, will cause ill-feeling and unrest--it will be a
- disturbing factor--but I do not look for anything serious, for
- after all is said and done, the fact remains that the American
- workman is a law-abiding individual.
-
- “‘When it comes, Prohibition may or may not be permanent. You may,
- however, be sure of one thing--it will be extremely difficult to
- repeal, once it becomes part of the Constitution.’
-
- “Responsibility for Prohibition Colonel Roosevelt placed squarely
- upon the shoulders of the liquor dealers good and bad.
-
- “‘Some liquor dealers I have known,’ said he, ‘were good,
- well-meaning citizens, who kept decent places. Take the Oakeses,
- father and son, who own the Oyster Bay Inn. I should be very sorry
- to see them lose their license. Theirs is a clean, respectable
- place. Again, there is John Brosnan’s place in New York. No one
- ever heard a complaint against John. His place has been no more
- offensive than if he sold dry goods.
-
- “‘I shall take no part in the contest one way or the other. It must
- be settled without me. I shall not allow it or anything else to
- swerve me from the work we’re now in.’
-
- “The ‘work we’re now in’ was the effort to speed up the war by
- arousing the American people to the necessity of winning a ‘peace
- with victory.’”
-
-Thus Theodore Roosevelt.
-
-Woodrow Wilson vetoed the Volstead Act. He saw at once its undemocratic
-features, its danger to the country.
-
-As to following Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt and Woodrow
-Wilson--do you prefer their leadership, or that of Mr. Volstead and the
-fanatics?
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII
-
-“THE FEAR FOR THEE, MY COUNTRY”
-
-
-THE Prohibitionists contend, when we who are but human suggest that
-the Eighteenth Amendment and the Volstead Act should be changed, that
-the law is the law; and now that these are part of our statutes, they
-are there to stay, that they must not be tampered with or altered in
-any way; that it is up to every good American to accept them, not to
-complain, not to make any utterance which would be apt to disturb the
-sweet peace these laws are intended to bring to us.
-
-They forget that it is they themselves who saw fit to change our laws.
-Are they bad Americans because they did so? When the shoe is on the
-other foot.... But the analogy is so obvious that there can scarcely be
-any necessity of arguing the matter.
-
-I have written, in a previous chapter, about a few of the laws which
-are disobeyed. Am I a bad American, a poor sport, for instance, because
-I refuse to believe in capital punishment? It is the law of my State
-that a man found guilty of murder in the first degree must go to
-the electric chair. Called to serve upon a criminal jury, I plainly
-say that I do not believe in capital punishment. I am excused. My
-conscientious scruples are taken into consideration. I imagine that
-only a small percentage of us believe in sending a man to his death,
-even for so serious a crime as murder; yet the statute abides. We
-continue to send men to the gallows, or the chair--though some States
-have been wise enough to abolish the barbarous habit.
-
-I have conscientious scruples about trying a man for violation
-of the Volstead Act; for it would hardly be possible for me to
-convict a fellow citizen who had been spied upon by a detective in
-a bathing-suit, as I read not long ago that one man had been. I am
-against the manner in which evidence is obtained; and I would distrust,
-even under oath, statements of witnesses who hired themselves to the
-Government as plain-clothes men to visit beaches and bathing pavilions
-in order to discover some unlucky devil in the act of taking a nip from
-a pint bottle after he was shivering from his plunge in the ocean.
-There is a human element in such a case. I may be too emotional for
-perfect jury service. Granted. But that is something beyond my control.
-I cannot change my temperament. I loath the spectacle of one part of
-the population striving to discover something evil in the other part.
-It seems unnecessary to me. Peeping Toms are a far greater menace
-than the people peeped at. I do not feel morally bound to respect a
-law which so many respectable fellow citizens likewise disrespect. I
-think stupid legislation is an abomination; that the world would be a
-happier place were it not for censorship of morals and manners. I think
-that most people instinctively know the difference between right and
-wrong, and that, through education, they can be made to understand and
-see all those little differences and shades which sometimes confound us.
-
-There are divorce laws upon our Statutes which millions of people
-violently and bitterly oppose. Is a good Roman Catholic a bad American
-citizen because his conscience refuses to let him condone the rulings
-of our Courts in divorce trials?
-
-On April 24, 1922, in St. Mary’s Protestant Episcopal Church, Emmerton,
-Maryland, a sermon was preached by the Reverend W. A. Crawford-Frost on
-the subject of “Obeying a Disreputable Law.”
-
-The minister took as his text the verses from Esther 1:7 and 8: “And
-they gave them drink in vessels of gold, (the vessels being diverse one
-from another,) and royal wine in abundance, according to the state of
-the king. And the drinking was according to the law; none did compel:
-for so the king had appointed to all the officers of his house, that
-they should do according to every man’s pleasure.”
-
-He said in part:
-
- “Recently President Harding and Secretary Hughes have made pathetic
- appeals to the people of America to respect the law. That such
- a request should have been considered necessary is itself a sad
- commentary on the state of affairs existing in our republic. There
- is a difference between obedience and respect. All good citizens
- are called upon to obey the laws, whether they respect a particular
- law or not; but they are not called upon to respect a law that is
- not respectable.
-
- “There are disreputable laws just as there are disreputable men.
-
- “When is a man properly looked upon as disreputable? That depends
- on the time and place and the people who do the looking, but in
- most ages and countries there are some things that the universal
- conscience of man holds to be not respectable. Thus lying, robbing,
- cruelty and blasphemy are disreputable, and a man who lies, robs,
- is cruel and blasphemes is a disreputable man.
-
- “Accordingly, if a law can be shown to lie, to rob, to be cruel,
- and to blaspheme God, it is a disreputable law and does not deserve
- respect, though all good citizens should obey it until it is
- repealed.
-
- “To call upon the people of America to respect a law that is not
- respectable is fundamentally dishonest, for it breaks down the
- distinction between what is respectable and what is disreputable
- and calls upon us to admire and look up to that which we should
- despise and abhor.
-
- “Now I will give you reasons why I consider that the Volstead
- Act lies, robs, is cruel and blasphemes God. It may be that my
- arguments are not sound, but they appear to me to be so, and all
- that a man can do is to go according to his conscience and his
- common sense.
-
- “It seems to me that it is a lie to say that all beverages
- containing more than one half of one per cent of alcohol are
- intoxicating. No man’s stomach can hold enough of a drink
- containing twice that proportion of alcohol to become inebriated
- thereby. It is a physical impossibility. He would have to absorb at
- least a gallon at one time to do it....
-
- “The Volstead Act robbed thousands of men whose capital was
- invested in what they considered to be an honorable industry and
- one that promoted the health and happiness of mankind on the whole,
- even though five per cent injured themselves by it.
-
- “It robbed them by taking away their property from them without
- compensation. It robbed their employees of their living by throwing
- them out of work. It robbed the taxpayers, who now have to pay out
- of their own pockets by compulsion the billions of dollars that
- were formerly spent cheerfully and voluntarily by the users of
- alcoholic beverages.
-
- “The Volstead Act is cruel to invalids who under it cannot afford
- to get the proper alcoholic beverages needed to preserve their
- lives. I could quote scores of the highest medical authorities to
- prove this, but only have space for a few:
-
- “Dr. Paul Bartholow, of the Jefferson Medical College: ‘Beer, ale
- and porter are much and justly esteemed as stomach tonics and
- restoratives in chronic, wasting diseases. Alcohol is an important
- remedy in the various forms of pulmonary phthisis. In convalescents
- from acute diseases there can be no difference of opinion as to the
- great value of wine as a restorative.’
-
- “Dr. Samuel C. L. Potter, of the Cooper Medical College, San
- Francisco: ‘In anemia and chlorosis good red wines are almost
- indispensable. It is an absolute necessity in the treatment of
- lobar pneumonia. In fevers, alcohol is often most serviceable.’
-
- “Dr. Frederick C. Shattuc, of Harvard University: ‘In typhoid
- fever if the heart shows undue weakness I consider it a grave
- error in judgment to withhold alcohol. The danger of forming the
- alcohol habit is practically _nil_ in the subjects of acute general
- infection. They are more likely to acquire a distaste than a liking
- for it.’
-
- “Dr. Daniel M. Hoyte, formerly of the University of Pennsylvania:
- ‘Alcohol has long been used to abort a cold. The patient takes
- a hot bath, and after getting into bed drinks a hot lemonade
- containing one or two ounces of whiskey. This produces diaphoresis
- and aids in the elimination of the toxins.’
-
- “Dr. Binford Throne, writing in _Forschheimer’s Therapeusis_: ‘All
- cases of diphtheria have more or less myocarditis, and all should
- be given stimulants from the first. The best is good whiskey or
- brandy.’
-
- “Dr. Charles P. Woodruff, Surgeon in the United States Army in the
- Philippines, wrote in the _New York Medical Journal_, December
- 17th, 1904, as follows:
-
- “‘In 1902 I obtained a mass of data on the physical condition
- and drinking habits of a regiment of infantry which had about
- three years in the Philippines. I must confess to being somewhat
- disconcerted and disheartened at first by the total; the excessive
- drinkers were far healthier than the abstainers, only one half as
- many were sent home sick and one sixth as many of them died. I had
- hoped to prove the opposite.... The damage done to these young
- men by occasional sprees is not so great as the damage done by
- the climate to the abstainers. What a lot of misstatements have
- we received from our teachers, text books, and authorities!’ He
- concludes:
-
- “‘I suppose some medical editors would advise hiding these figures
- on the ground that they would be an advantage to the whiskey
- dealers who buy Kansas corn from Prohibition farmers. They would no
- doubt rather see our soldiers die than let them know that a drink
- of wine at meals might save their lives.’
-
- “In his report he had stated that approximately 11 per cent of the
- abstainers died, while about 3½ per cent of the moderate, and less
- than 2 per cent of the excessive, died. About 15 per cent of the
- abstainers were invalided home, about 9 per cent or 10 per cent of
- the moderate, and about 8 per cent of the excessive drinkers.
-
- “And yet in the light of stupendous facts like these the Volstead
- Act is passed, hampering physicians in their work of mercy and
- making it sometimes impossible for them to give the remedies that
- God intended to prevent suffering and preserve human life. Could
- diabolical cruelty go further than that?
-
- “To torture an invalid is as devilish as it is to burn a well man
- at a stake.
-
- “More. It is a thousand times worse because it is so much more
- widely spread. Hundreds of invalids are being tortured all over the
- United States to-day for every white man that ever was burned at
- the stake by the Indians.
-
- “Every loyal member of the Protestant Episcopal Church should hold
- that the Volstead Act is a blasphemy against God. Jews, Unitarians
- and others who do not consider that Jesus was God, are entitled
- to hold different views from us regarding the religious aspect of
- this Act, but for us there is no escape. We believe that Jesus was
- God, and we believe that He made wine at Cana and that He ordered
- it to be drunk publicly in His memory for all time to come. Our
- Church has declared that unfermented grape juice is not wine and
- should not be used for it in the Sacrament of Holy Communion. A
- law to say that wine containing more than one half of one per cent
- alcohol should not be allowed to be made and carried about freely
- from place to place, implies that Jesus did wrong in making it and
- ordering it to be used publicly by Christians. If He did wrong, He
- was not God. Therefore, the Volstead Act from the standpoint of our
- Church, blasphemes God.
-
- “Every true Churchman, consequently, should despise and abhor the
- Volstead Act as lying, robbing, cruel and blaspheming and unworthy
- of respect, although it must be obeyed by all good citizens till
- it can be repealed. We give it obedience, but not respect.
-
- “‘But,’ some will say, ‘if this is so, why should we obey such a
- law? Would it not be better to rebel against it, to flout it openly
- and take the consequences?’ It is unjust. It is tyrannical. It is
- un-American. It is due to a combination of religious and universal
- ignorance of physiology. It is the result of active political
- propaganda carried on by money of persons who are financially
- interested in prohibiting alcoholic beverages. The weapons used
- have been trickery, deception, falsification of statistics,
- lobbying, slander and abuse. It has been forced on legislators
- by intimidation of the grossest kind. Good men have been afraid
- to oppose it, for fear of being called ‘boozers,’ ‘bootleggers,’
- lawbreakers,’ and other opprobrious epithets. It was smuggled in as
- a war measure when our young men were overseas, and later on was
- made more and more stringent, till it far surpassed in tyranny any
- thought entertained by its supporters in the beginning. Why should
- we obey such a law? Would it not be more American to treat this
- piece of iniquity as our forefathers treated the Stamp Act?
-
- “No. It is our duty to obey it. We could not repeal the Stamp Act,
- and we can repeal this. In the case of the tyranny of George III
- there was no legal redress. All that freedom-loving men could do
- was to rebel. That tyranny was forced on us from the outside. This
- we have allowed to be imposed on us in our supineness by tyrants in
- our own household. The two cases are not similar. We must obey the
- Volstead Act till we can repeal or amend it....
-
- “Bolingbroke declared, ‘Liberty is to the collective body what
- health is to every individual body. Without health no pleasure can
- be tasted by man; without liberty no happiness can be enjoyed by
- society.’
-
- “I refuse to be silent when I see America, the hope of mankind,
- likely to be bound hand and foot by the tyranny of ignorance and
- religious fanaticism....
-
- “The maxim of John Philpot Curran, ‘Eternal vigilance is the price
- of liberty,’ was never needed in America more than it is at this
- moment. This is no time for patriots to be silent.
-
- “According to Burke, the people never give up their liberties but
- under some delusion. In this case the delusion is that they are
- following Christ while they are really following Mahomet, the
- anti-Christ. That delusion must be exposed until everybody sees it
- clearly.
-
- “We must not forget what Colton said: ‘Liberty will not descend
- to a people. A people must raise themselves to liberty; it is a
- blessing that must be earned to be enjoyed.’
-
- “How can this be done? Listen to Savonarola: ‘Do you wish to be
- free? Then above all things love God. Love one another and love the
- common weal; then you will have liberty.’
-
- “It is all right to regulate drinking by law, provided it is the
- right kind of a law.
-
- “The extraordinary thing about our text is that it shows the legal
- regulation of drinking to be no new thing, for it existed in the
- time of Queen Esther, 510 B.C., or just 2432 years ago, because our
- text says ‘and the drinking was according to the law.’
-
- “But the law allowed all the liberty that was right and proper. It
- says: ‘None could compel; for the king had appointed to all the
- officers of his house that they should do according to every man’s
- pleasure.’
-
- “It was a joyful and festive occasion, like the wedding at Cana,
- and Ahasuerus then, as did Jesus later on, recognizes that the
- proper use of wine would Promote happiness and health and that the
- guests present would be trusted not to abuse it.
-
- “But though laws regulating drinking may be necessary to well
- ordered society, these laws must be equitable and sensible,
- regulation, according to the scriptures, not prohibition. The
- drinking should be ‘according to the law.’ One great trouble about
- the Volstead Act is that the drinking goes on just the same but it
- is not ‘according to the law,’ and instead of getting pure liquors
- people are being poisoned by the thousands all over the country.
-
- “Would it not be better to follow the Bible and have the liquor
- drunk according to the law?
-
- “This can only be done by modifying the law so as to make it
- conform with the Bible. If the law is dishonest, cruel or unjust,
- we must vote to change it if we love God, and love our neighbor and
- love the common weal. We must either repeal it altogether or amend
- it, so as to make it honest, kindly and fair, so that we may have
- law and liberty at the same time.
-
- “And Americans will do it. In the immortal words of Daniel Webster:
- ‘If the true spark of religious and civil liberty be kindled, it
- will burn. Human agency cannot extinguish it. Like the earth’s
- central fire, it may be smothered for a time; the ocean may
- overwhelm it; mountains may press it down; but its inherent and
- unconquerable force will heave both the ocean and the land, and at
- some time or other, in some place or other, it will break out and
- flame up to heaven.’”
-
-This is powerful language which strikes at the very root of things, but
-Dr. Crawford-Frost is not the only fearless clergyman who has spoken
-his mind on this all-absorbing question. Archbishop Glennon, of St.
-Louis, has scored the Eighteenth Amendment. In an interview given at
-Atlantic City in August, 1922, he bravely said:
-
- “The Constitution has been considerably weakened by the addition of
- the Eighteenth Amendment, for the Prohibition clause limits rights,
- while the rest of the Constitution grants rights. Matters referring
- to alcohol and drugs should be left to the police courts of the
- various cities and states.”
-
-When he was asked if he thought Prohibition a benefit to the country,
-he said:
-
- “For those who drink too much, yes.”
-
-The Most Reverend James Duhig, D.D., Archbishop of Brisbane, Australia,
-interviewed in New York, in the late summer of 1922, deplored the
-dry law. He admitted that he had not observed any drunken men in the
-streets of the metropolis, but that fact, he said, was beside the
-issue, because it was the principle of Prohibition with which he took
-issue. He said:
-
- “In Australia they are against Prohibition. I myself have written
- strongly against it, and all that I have been able to learn of the
- results of it in the United States has only served to confirm my
- belief that Australia has taken the right view.
-
- “Australia was amazed at America going dry. You cannot make men
- sober by an act of Parliament. What we need is a reasonable control
- of the liquor trade, not its total abolition. Extremes are always
- dangerous, and I consider Prohibition an extreme course.”
-
-In the State of Nebraska recently an attempt was made to put through
-the legislation many autocratic laws. People were not to be allowed to
-speak a foreign language, and certain restrictions were to be placed
-on the wearing of religious garb, etc. A visitor to that State, George
-A. Schreiner, of South Africa, deprecated such legislation, and stated
-that “laws of intolerance defeat their own ends.” It is interesting to
-see the reactions on those who come to our country for the first time.
-Mr. Schreiner expressed himself wisely when he said:
-
- “It all reminds me of the attempt recently made in Japan to put a
- law on the statutes against bad thoughts. Of course, that was very
- absurd and still, in a way, it was a very honestly meant piece of
- legislation. The author of the bill wanted to get at the root of
- what he considered an evil--a danger to Japan. Elsewhere and in
- your own State the same thing has been attempted by being aimed at,
- as it were. I feel that a great deal of intolerance has been born
- of the War, but we ought to be fair even with Jupiter and Mars.
- Much is blamed on the War, when, in reality, the War served simply
- as an excuse to waken latent passions in man.”
-
-_The Outlook_, which is certainly a sane periodical, whose editorial
-integrity cannot be doubted, sees a menace in too much legislation.
-Only confusion and distrust can result when the people are confronted
-with a mass of judicial arguments and interpretations of those
-arguments. In a sensible editorial recently, entitled “Why Not
-‘Limitation of Legislation’?” the editors spoke their minds thus:
-
- “This harassed old world needs ‘limitation of legislation’ as well
- as ‘limitation of armaments.’ Statutes, laws, and regulations of
- all sorts make each year confusion worse confounded. It has been
- asserted that every person in the United States, unwittingly, in
- 99 cases out of 100, violates every day some Federal State or
- local law or regulation; perhaps the honest judge himself in going
- from his home to the court room where he hands down every day
- his judgments of justice breaks some minor regulation, for which
- offense a policeman, if he were nearby and had studied his book of
- regulations carefully enough, could place the eminent judge under
- arrest.
-
- “A leading authority on American police administration recently
- estimated that the average policeman, to enforce the city
- ordinances, State laws, and Congressional enactments, committed in
- whole or in part to his charge, must have a working knowledge of
- at least 16,000 statutes. This fact was pointed out in a recent
- speech in Washington by James A. Emery before the American Cotton
- Manufacturers’ Association.
-
- “Why not a Congress sometime which would subtract 500 useless or
- foolish or annoying laws from the statute-books, instead of adding
- 500 laws to those same bulky volumes? Such a Congress might earn
- recognition as the greatest the world had yet seen.
-
- “In one of our State legislators a few years ago an extreme
- illustration occurred of the desire of a member to have his name
- attached to some piece of legislation. This particular member was
- sent to the Legislature from a more or less rural district. He
- introduced a bill providing that a bounty of five dollars be paid
- by the State for the hide of every loup-cervier (the Canada lynx or
- wild cat) killed in the Commonwealth. Most of the members did not
- know what a loup-cervier was and had to consult the dictionary, or
- some other member who had beaten them to the dictionary, to find
- out what this particular animal (popularly known in some places
- as Lucy Vee) was. The legislator who desired to have his name go
- down in history as the author of an addition to the laws of the
- State is said to have traded his vote on practically every other
- piece of legislation which came up at that session for votes on his
- pet measure, which was passed. The State pays as much as twenty or
- thirty dollars some years for the animals killed on which this bill
- offered a bounty!
-
- “If there is one place above all others where there is pride of
- authorship, it is in the halls of America’s State and National
- capitols; and, as in the field of belles-lettres, there is plenty
- of plagiarism. Similar bills also are frequently introduced by a
- half dozen or more members, each hoping his may be the one which
- will stick and bear the mark of fame.
-
- “The United States ‘easily holds first place in the manufacture
- of statutory law,’ declared Mr. Emery in his speech. ‘A single
- Congress,’ he added, ‘usually receives some 20,000 bills. Many of
- the States consider not less than 1000. During the year 1921, 42
- legislatures were in session. Judging from past years, Congress and
- the States annually enact an average of 14,000 statutes. The State
- and National legislation of a single year recently required more
- than 40,000 pages of official print.’
-
- “Certainly, it is time for a Congress on limitation of legislation.”
-
-The same paper has this to say, editorially, on “The Achilles Heel of
-Prohibition”:
-
- “National Prohibition has not been long on trial. The final effect
- of the fundamental change in our Constitution involved in the
- enactment of the Eighteenth Amendment has not been, and cannot be,
- yet determined. All the evidence which we have seen, however, tends
- to show that the nation is better off materially and physically
- under Prohibition than under the system which permitted the
- sale of intoxicating beverages. Benefits to be derived from the
- elimination of the drink traffic did not wait upon our National
- experiment for demonstration. They have been obvious for centuries
- in the experience of peoples from whom alcohol has been barred by
- religious authority. There remains, however, a very serious problem
- confronting the defenders and advocates of national prohibition.
- It is the problem of maintaining the respect for law and order and
- that mental habit of ready acceptance of legal enactments which is
- one of the strongest bulwarks of applied democracy.
-
- “We do not doubt for a minute that the majority of the people of
- the United States are in favor of national prohibition. Even in
- great cities where the liquor interests have had their stronghold
- we suspect that the number of men and women who would vote for
- national prohibition, were it put to the popular test, is much
- larger than the ‘wets’ are willing to admit. We say this in order
- that this editorial may not be considered as an argument for the
- repeal of prohibition amendment by those who are working for such
- ends upon premises which we regard as distinctly unsound.
-
- “To say that there is a majority in favor of the amendment does
- not imply that there is not a large and active minority in favor
- of its repeal. The greatest problem confronting advocates of
- national prohibition lies in the fact that this large minority has
- not accepted the amendment with that good faith and willing spirit
- which we have grown to look upon as characteristic of the spirit of
- the losers in our political controversies. There have been great
- changes in our government prior to the enactment of the Prohibition
- Amendment, but almost invariably these changes, once effected,
- have been acquiesced in by their most ardent opponents. We are
- not speaking of individual violators, but of the public attitude
- towards the law.
-
- “One of the strongest denunciations of those who have failed to
- acquiesce in the Eighteenth Amendment was recently voiced by Judge
- Ben B. Lindsay, of Colorado, in a statement to the press. Judge
- Lindsay said:
-
- “‘Is the Eighteenth Amendment going to be enforced? At the present
- time it is not being enforced with any degree of success, but has
- raised up a trail of evils in its wake which are as bad, if not
- worse, than those it sought to avoid.
-
- “‘So far the great majority of prosecutions have been against the
- poor and uninfluential people who are victims of the tremendous
- temptations afforded by the example of the rich.
-
- “‘Just what do I mean? I mean that the wealthy and more favored
- class in this country must accept a responsibility which is now
- being ignored. They must be willing to give up their pleasures and
- abide by the law intended for the good of all. So far they have not
- set the example.
-
- “‘The theaters, jokesters, and parodists are encouraged in making
- a mockery of the Constitution of the United States. When a rich or
- influential citizen fills his cellars with smuggled liquor and the
- police are called off, in nearly every case the “conspiracy of the
- rich” is immediately set in motion. What is this “conspiracy”?
-
- “‘It consists of their influence in reaching officials and
- suppressing newspaper publicity concerning themselves. So long as
- some of these officials and some newspapers are lending themselves
- to this “conspiracy,” they are creating class prejudice. An example
- of this occurred in our city within the past week. A friend of one
- of our most influential newspapers became involved in a bootlegging
- case and was successful in suppressing all mention of it in that
- particular paper which pretends to be against this evil.
-
- “‘The greatest need in this country to-day is to abolish “special
- privileges,” and the new “special privilege” which the Eighteenth
- Amendment has created is the right of the rich to have their booze
- while the same right is denied to the poor.’
-
- “Judge Lindsay has laid his finger upon a moral danger which exists
- in the widespread levity towards an important section of our
- National Constitution. The same menace was singled out for warning
- by Prohibition Commissioner Haynes when he recently said: ‘One of
- the greatest dangers now confronting the Republic is that we may
- lose our vision of the sanctity and majesty of the law.’
-
- “How shall we guard ourselves against this menace? The protection
- cannot be found merely in increased activity of the enforcement
- officials. It cannot be wholly met by the vigilance of the police.
- It is a moral danger, and it must be met with moral weapons.
-
- “If we turn to the States which experimented with prohibition
- prior to the enactment of the National Amendment, we shall find
- precedent an uncertain guide to an understanding of the situation
- which confronts us. Maine, which has the longest record under
- prohibition, has almost the poorest record in maintaining respect
- for its prohibition laws. Kansas, on the other hand, after a
- generation of disturbance and conflict, settled down to obedience
- to the law backed by a wholesome and widespread public opinion.
-
- “Will the Nation follow the precedence of Maine or of Kansas?
- The determination of this all-important fact depends on the sum
- total of the attitude of our individual citizens towards the
- maintenance of our fundamental law. It is the right of any one to
- work for the repeal of the Eighteenth Amendment if he or she so
- desires, but it is the bounden duty of every one to see that so
- long as the Eighteenth Amendment is part of our Constitution it is
- accorded that respect upon which the whole structure of democratic
- government rests.”
-
-But here we get right back to where we started. Citizens cannot be
-_forced_ to respect a law for which, inwardly, they have a great
-contempt. Even a spiritual energy cannot be brought to bear, I fear,
-which is strong enough to bring about this desirable end. The youth
-of our land, at least in our great cities, laugh at the Eighteenth
-Amendment--which means that they will laugh at other laws, and finally
-express nothing but derision for the Government.
-
-This concentrated feeling is far more serious than scattered
-inebriety. It strikes at the very base and roots of society, and,
-once having gained a sure hold on the people, cannot be checked. An
-observer who loves America cannot but see in the youth of the land
-a total disrespect for order and the old sanctities; a violation of
-moral codes, and a failure to establish rectitude in niches of the
-heart. There are no convictions, no principles among the young and
-growing population. There is no desire to conform, no aspiration for
-a betterment of conditions as they are. Instead, there is intolerant
-laughter, and one is called an old fogy who attempts to assert that
-marriage vows mean something and that girls who drink cocktails in
-taxicabs out of thermos bottles are in grave peril.
-
-There is a studious avoidance of responsibility. Yet one should not
-be surprised. The example set is none too worthy. It is known that
-hypocrisy exists in high places; that inconsistency is a national
-trait; that men in office say one thing and do another.
-
-I heard a young man remark not long ago: “Oh, they think it’s wrong,
-do they, to drink? Well, how many Congressmen in Washington have
-replenished their wine-cellars, do you suppose, since Mr. Volstead
-ran this country, eh? I’d like to get affidavits from bootleggers in
-Washington, as to just what stock has been laid in.”
-
-That feeling--how can one counteract it? One has no answer for such
-a sage youth. Alas! he does some thinking, after all; but our silly
-legislation has caused his thoughts to run in a direction from which we
-would gladly divert his mind. The fact of the matter is that most of
-his elders have thought long and solemnly on these same things.
-
-It is not a pretty topic to consider. We will not face the facts--that
-is the trouble with America, as I see it. I know one Assemblyman in
-New York State who bravely ran on a wet platform in a dry community,
-as a matter of principle. He was weary of lying to himself, and to
-his constituents. He said that as long as he kept a wine-cellar, and
-deliberately transported some of its contents when it suited him, in
-his car, he could not face his friends. He must come out in the open
-and accept their blame or their approval. He ran for office with a
-clear conscience; but others will not thus declare themselves. Behind
-veils of verbiage they discreetly conceal their political faces; alone
-with one another, or with you and me, they will speak their true mind
-on Prohibition--particularly if their tongues are loosened by one or
-two glasses of whiskey.
-
-These are the men who are a danger to the Republic they pretend to
-serve. Janus-faces have they. They are all things to all men. The time
-will come when, before we go to the polls, we shall know just where
-each candidate stands on every issue. There will be no equivocation.
-Declarations must be made. Masks must be off.
-
-Of the menace of hypocritical office-holders and senators, Edwin
-Markham has spoken eloquently in these ringing lines. They should be
-known to us all in these times of shattered dreams and false avowals.
-The old established Ship of State could weather the gale if the crew
-were honest and remained on deck.
-
-
-THE FEAR FOR THEE, MY COUNTRY
-
- In storied Venice, where the night repeats
- The heaven of stars down all her rippling streets,
- Stood the great Bell Tower, fronting seas and skies--
- Fronting the ages, drawing all men’s eyes;
- Rooted like Teneriffe, aloft and proud,
- Taunting the lightning, tearing the flying cloud.
-
- It marked the hours for Venice: all men said
- Time cannot reach to bow that lofty head:
- Time, that shall touch all else with ruin, must
- Forbear to make this shaft confess its dust.
- Yet all the while, in secret, without sound,
- The fat worms gnawed the timbers underground.
-
- The twisting worm, whose epoch is an hour,
- Caverned his way into the mighty tower;
- Till suddenly it shook, it swayed, it broke,
- And fell in darkening thunder at one stroke.
- The strong shaft, with an angel on the crown,
- Fell ruining: a thousand years went down!
-
- And so I fear, my country, not the hand
- That shall hurl night and whirlwind on the land;
- I fear not Titan traitors who shall rise
- To stride like Brocken shadows on our skies:
- These we can face in open fight, withstand
- With reddening rampart and the sworded hand.
-
- I fear the vermin that shall undermine
- Senate and citadel and school and shrine;
- The Worm of Greed, the fatted Worm of Ease,
- And all the crawling progeny of these--
- The vermin that shall honeycomb the towers
- And walls of State in unsuspecting hours.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX
-
-DRYING UP THE OCEAN
-
-
-There is a little town in Wyoming which, outwardly, is as arid as that
-waste of desert not so many hundreds of miles away from it. Yet for
-a consideration one may obtain all the moonshine and gin one desires
-at another village near by. The lady prohibitionists, all members of
-the W. C. T. U., as they pass the erstwhile village drunkard (on their
-way to some sanctimonious meeting), remark what a wonderful thing the
-cleaning up of the town has been. Poor devil! only a little while ago
-he was literally in the gutter. Now, look at him, as he sits in the
-merry sunshine on the porch of the post-office, whittling his life
-away, where aforetime he drank it away. (They do not know that the poor
-devil is about the only person in the village--except themselves--who
-fails to obtain whiskey, though his reasons for the lack are hardly
-similar to theirs. He simply cannot afford the price.) It costs a few
-pennies to get to that neighboring wet village; and, after one is
-there, it costs a little more to procure the stuff he once drank with
-such avidity. But the flappers--oh, yes, they have them even in Wyoming
-small towns!--and the boys who are their friends, can dash over in a
-Ford and get all they want. Concealed on the hip, they feel no lack of
-stimulation when the evening shadows fall. They do not get tight in
-public, as the town drunkard used to do--not at all. But they are up
-to all the tricks of sly drinking. If they were burglars, they would
-be called sneak-thieves. America has taught them a thing or two; and
-where the previous generation, at their age, never dreamed of taking
-a cocktail, they think of nothing else, and will get it at any price.
-This is true the country over. But the obviously enforced reformation
-of many a village souse is pointed to as perfect evidence that all is
-well. I suppose those virtuous W. C. T. U. ladies go to bed o’ nights
-and sleep serenely, happy in the consciousness that they have helped
-the race. And even as they slumber, hip-flasks are opened, corks are
-popping, and an enjoyable time is being had by all.
-
-Thus do reformers blind themselves to conditions as they are. The
-village drunkard, tottering to his grave, has been reformed--if he was
-worth reforming at all--while the arriving host of youth is dancing and
-singing and jazzing its way “down the primrose path to the everlasting
-bonfire.”
-
-This is but another evidence of our national hypocrisy. And not content
-with making the land dry--which we haven’t done at all--we must go
-out and make the sea dry. Our holier-than-thou attitude has caused us
-to lose our sense of humor, verily; for to dry up the ocean is going
-Moses and the children of Israel one better. Moreover, the day of
-miracles is past.
-
-It was in the early Fall of 1922 that we suddenly discovered that our
-ships were a part of sacred American soil. International law had long
-since told us so, but somehow, in the confusion following the passage
-of Mr. Volstead’s vaudeville act, we had forgotten it. Perhaps we were
-too busy, like the Wyoming ladies, trying to make our citizens good on
-shore to get around to those sensible enough to leave the country for
-an ocean voyage. That is the American way.
-
-At any rate, our boats continued, under Mr. Lasker, to be pleasant
-oases on the desert of the sea; and fortunate indeed were those
-who lived along the coast and could jump aboard if things became
-unbearable at home--which they hadn’t. Yet it was good to know that
-there the ships lay in harbor, ready for each and all of us, stocked
-with pleasant and rare vintages. Again the rich were in luck. If one’s
-pocketbook were fat enough, one could obtain anything one desired. God
-pity the poor workingman, but life was life, and there were plenty
-of luxuries which had always been denied the impoverished, but which
-the wealthy took as a part of the strange scheme of things, and oh,
-yes, it was awfully unfair, but that was that, and after all what was
-one to do about it, and it was too bad, and oh, dear, and oh, my, and
-goodness gracious and a lot of other stuff which I have overheard but
-mercifully forgotten.
-
-It took us two and a half years to discover in one minute that Uncle
-Sam himself had been a bootlegger at sea. A long, long time to have
-had our own eyes sealed! But when Attorney General Daugherty finally
-issued his decision that American boats must be dry, all sorts of
-complications arose. We told foreign governments that their ships, too,
-must not enter our ports with liquor aboard. All the ocean, within the
-three-mile limit prescribed by international law, was to cease to be
-wet. It mattered not that Italian sailors were supplied with red wine
-as part of their fare; they must throw it overboard before they came
-into our sanctified precincts. And even if foreign bars were sealed and
-padlocked and double-padlocked, they would be anathema to us. Whether
-the liquor brought over on them was intended to be sold here, or merely
-kept on board for the return voyage, mattered not. We were going to put
-a stop to rum-running, and now, Mr. Foreigner, what are you going to do
-about it?
-
-As this is written, England has already protested against such drastic
-and high-handed action. One of the British ships has been seized, and
-a test case is to be made of her seizure. We, who held aloof so long
-from all sorts of entangling alliances; we who preached the doctrine of
-staying at home and minding our own business, suddenly find ourselves
-rushing in where angels fear to tread; and, losing our humor, we may
-likewise lose our friends.
-
-The powerful Anti-Saloon League is responsible for our foolhardiness.
-We will ruin American shipping, we will commit maritime harikari; but
-it is all right, since, having slipped our heads into the noose of
-the fanatics, what difference does it make how soon or how slowly we
-strangle to death?
-
-Of course there will be all sorts of confusion, all kinds of delays
-in the courts--for naturally other nations will make test cases, and
-it will be many months--perhaps years--before America knows how she
-stands with Europeans and how Europeans stand with her. It is one thing
-to manage our own citizens--quite another to guide the conduct of our
-neighbors.
-
-It is curious how ships and shipping enter into our governmental
-affairs again--how history repeats itself. Deny it though we will, we
-got into the World War only after our shipping had been interfered
-with. We accepted German insults and taunts; but the moment our
-business interests were at stake, we took up our guns and rushed to
-save the Allies and make the world safe for democracy. A utilitarian
-reason for saving our own necks--that is all that it was; and we cannot
-close our eyes to our spiritual shortcomings.
-
-Now we have the effrontery to interfere with the ships and shipping of
-foreign countries. Let us see what will happen to us. Remember that
-there is no War going on, to fill people with emotion and ecstasy.
-This is to be a cold, steel-like remedying of troubles. Why should our
-laws be respected, and those of other nations treated with contempt?
-Who are we to say that a Latin sailor should not consume a glass of red
-wine with his rations?
-
-No one can tell what the Supreme Court will do; but it is rather
-obvious that if America has closed up the saloons on shore she should
-close them up on sea. If, walking a street in one of our cities, you
-are under the protection of the Stars and Stripes, you are also under
-that protection pacing the deck of an American liner. Prohibition must
-follow the flag.
-
-But some of the American lines are talking of changing the flag under
-which they have been sailing! Here’s a howdy-do, here’s a pretty mess.
-It is unthinkable that a liner should alter her citizenship, just
-to carry a bit of beer. Yet that is what those staid old ladies are
-contemplating. To what dreadful deportment are we driven, with Mr.
-Volstead ruling us!
-
-If our ships have to go dry, we will cut off the large freight business
-in the West Indies, since much rum is exported from these islands.
-There can be no transportation of wine to countries like France, Spain
-and Italy; and, with such loss in revenue, how can our boats ply to
-and fro? At this writing, hundreds of passengers have cancelled their
-sailings on American vessels, incensed at the Attorney General’s
-ruling.
-
-The New York _World_, which has been a consistent and fearless enemy of
-Prohibition, has published many fine editorials on the subject of a dry
-sea; but none states the case better than this:
-
-“Despite Mr. Lasker’s protest that it will ruin the American merchant
-marine, the opinion of Attorney General Daugherty regarding the
-sale of liquor on vessels flying the flag of the United States is
-fairly certain to be upheld by the Courts. There is plenty of law and
-precedent behind it. But every phase of law and precedent that supports
-the opinion as it touches American shipping runs counter to the opinion
-as applied to liners under alien flags.
-
-“Ships chartered in the United States, according to Mr. Daugherty,
-are subject to the laws of the United States, are, in fact, American
-territory; but ships chartered in foreign countries are not foreign
-territory. As soon as they enter American waters all vessels subject
-themselves to American law, which means, of course, the Volstead Act.
-How this comes about is not clearly explained. It would naturally be
-supposed that if an American ship were American territory a British
-ship would be British territory, and so on. Mr. Daugherty cannot have
-it both ways. On one point or the other he must change his mind or have
-it changed for him.
-
-“But even though the enforcement law did not apply to European vessels
-within the three-mile limit, it is difficult to discover in what
-way they would violate it by carrying a sealed supply of liquor.
-Possession of liquor, as defined by the courts, must include a change
-of ownership. It is not legal for a manufacturer to ship liquor to
-a consumer through the United States, but it is legal for an owner
-of bonded liquor to remove it from one place to another within this
-country. Alien ships traversing American waters with sealed liquor
-aboard would be guilty of nothing which American citizens are not
-allowed on land by judicial decision.”
-
-Well, if the bars are closed forever on American ships, it will but add
-to the present discontent; and again there will be an expression of
-our national hypocrisy. It does not take much vision to see what will
-inevitably happen. For just as people drink now on land when they feel
-so inclined, they will drink upon the ocean; and every steward on every
-American liner will become a bootlegger, whispering into the ears of
-passengers something like this:
-
-“Say, I have some fine old Scotch--the real thing--only twelve dollars
-a bottle. Want some? I’ll see that it’s brought to your state-room. Oh,
-no; there’s not a particle of danger. Everybody’s doing it.”
-
-And thus will the comedy go on; thus will the playing of the farce be
-extended beyond the three-mile limit, and within it, too; and once more
-we will appear before the world in our cap and bells. No arrests will
-be made. Things will simply drift along; and by and by, even though the
-Eighteenth Amendment remains in the Constitution, and the Volstead
-Act continues to be a part of our laws, both may be forgotten, just as
-some of the old statutes of the Puritans, still upon the Massachusetts
-records, have been allowed to float into a limbo of dreams.
-
-The quandary which a ship finds herself in, sailing from Great Britain
-to the United States, is laughable. John Bull demands, under his
-democratic laws, made for freemen, that a certain amount of brandy be a
-part of every cargo; whilst Uncle Sam, a tyrant now--refuses to permit
-even a single jug of ale to enter the sacred three-mile limit. Between
-Scylla and Charibdis the hardy mariner finds himself. On what reefs of
-the mind a captain plunges as, dazedly trying to obey both laws, he
-reads first one ruling and then the other. If he follows John, he is
-out with Sam; if he sticks to Sam, he is the laughing-stock of John.
-
-This might be the sad song of any sea-captain these days:
-
- Tweedledum and Tweedledee,
- Battledore and Shuttlecock!
- Alack! alas! no more at sea
- Is one allowed his rolling-stock!
-
-But the end is not yet. Of course there will be concessions, many
-wise shakings of the head, a profound slumber over tangled legal
-documents, and then--perhaps--an awakening to the fact that after all
-a holier-than-thou attitude scarcely pays in these times of human
-frailty. We may realize, with our native intelligence, that we have
-made a foolish, a terrible, a hideous mistake. Worse than being hated
-by other nations is being laughed at by other nations. Can America
-stand up against the mirth of Europe over our pig-headedness and smug
-sanctimoniousness? If laughter has killed politicians, can it not kill
-nations? If ridicule can end a career, can it not end national nonsense?
-
-But somehow, despite heavy mandates and injunctions on the part of the
-drys, something tells me that the ocean is going to remain indubitably,
-irremediably, habitually, irritatingly and everlastingly wet.
-
-No one seems to know just where we are destined, as a nation, to
-take our way. We fuss and fume and fret. In the race of life, we put
-endless obstructions along the track, and leap the hurdles clumsily,
-falling now and then, picking ourselves up, falling again and otherwise
-behaving rather ridiculously. What it all means no one seems to know.
-Instead of letting well enough alone, we seem obsessed with the idea of
-interfering incessantly with goodly folk. Suppression is in the air.
-The skies are clear, but we put clouds in them--clouds that rise from
-the earth because they are of our making. The dust of the world shuts
-out the clean prospect ahead of us. We run about in circles, when, so
-simply, we could march on a straight line. We are very, very stupid;
-and though we know it now, we are afraid to admit it to ourselves.
-
-Again our hypocrisy. Unable to respect ourselves and our own
-institutions, how can we ask other peoples to do so?
-
-In their eagerness to make the ocean round about the United States dry,
-Prohibition officials even suggested to the Government that the Bahama
-Islands be purchased from Great Britain. In this heavenly haven, it was
-pointed out, rum-runners foregathered; perhaps England would help us
-to make such conditions impossible in the future, and would be willing
-to let the Islands come to us, in part payment of the old War debt.
-But our own territory in that direction--Porto Rico and the Virgin
-Islands--are still far from dry. With the problem of these localities
-still unsettled, it would seem to be a piece of folly to lay hands on
-the Bahamas, in the hope of “cleaning them up.”
-
-Yet why stop, in our fanatic zeal, at the Bahamas? Why not reach out
-and get the Canary Islands--indeed, everything everywhere. We who
-preached aloofness until we were blue in the face, seem suddenly bent
-upon interfering with all countries, no matter how remote they may
-be. When men were actually, not potentially, in danger of death and
-destruction, we would not lift a finger to aid them in Europe; but now,
-with a mock holiness that ill comports with our attitude of a few years
-ago, we are for saving a handful of drunkards from a terrible end.
-
-And the pity of it is that we do not see how funny we are!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X
-
-THE MULLAN-GAGE LAW, THE VAN NESS ACT AND THE HOBERT ACT
-
-
-The Empire State, not certain that the teeth of the Volstead Act were
-biting it hard enough decided on April 4, 1921, that it would pass what
-is known to the man in the street as the Mullan-Gage Law. It begins as
-follows:
-
- “SEC. 1. The penal law is hereby amended by inserting therein a new
- article, to be article one hundred and thirteen.”
-
- It goes on to say: “The possession of liquors by any person not
- legally permitted under this article to possess liquor shall be
- prima facie evidence that such liquor is kept for the purpose
- of being sold, bartered, exchanged, given away, furnished or
- otherwise disposed of in violation of the provisions of this
- article; and the burden of proof shall be upon the possessor in any
- action concerning the same to prove that such liquor was lawfully
- acquired, possessed and used.”
-
-As every one knows, in ordinary cases a defendant is considered
-innocent until proved guilty. But here we see a dangerous reversal
-of that idea in jurisprudence. Anyone carrying a flask would be
-considered, in the eyes of this law, a bootlegger, a purveyor of
-illegal goods--in fact, a criminal even though no evidence had been
-produced to prove him so. In our anxiety to purify the nation, we have
-distorted old established laws, turned reasoning topsy-turvy, and once
-more made ourselves ridiculous--in the Empire State at least.
-
-“Of making many laws there is no end,” one might paraphrase
-Ecclesiastes. In his remarkably interesting book, “Our Changing
-Constitution,” Charles W. Pierson points out the growing dangers which
-confront us, because of our repeated amendments and addenda. He sounds
-many a warning, and every American should read his brief but profound
-volume.
-
- “Whatever view one may hold to-day,” he writes, “as to the question
- of expediency, no thoughtful mind can escape the conclusion that,
- in a very real and practical sense, the Constitution has changed.
- In a way change is inevitable to adapt it to the conditions of the
- new age. There is danger, however, that in the process of change
- something may be lost; that present-day impatience to obtain
- desired results by the shortest and most effective method may lead
- to the sacrifice of a principle of vast importance.
-
- “The men who framed the Constitution were well advised when they
- sought to preserve the integrity of the states as a barrier against
- the aggressions and tyranny of the majority acting through a
- centralized power. The words ‘state sovereignty’ acquired an odious
- significance in the days of our civil struggle, but the idea for
- which they stand is nevertheless a precious one and represents what
- is probably America’s most valuable contribution to the science of
- government.
-
- “We shall do well not to forget the words of that staunch upholder
- of national power and authority, Salmon P. Chase, speaking as
- Chief Justice of the Supreme Court in a famous case growing out of
- the Civil War:
-
- “‘The preservation of the states, and the maintenance of their
- governments, are as much within the design and care of the
- Constitution as the preservation of the Union and the maintenance
- of the National Government. The Constitution in all its provisions,
- looks to an indestructible Union composed of indestructible
- states.’”
-
-Yet today what do we find? The States renouncing their sovereignty,
-abrogating their authority to the central government, time and again
-diminishing their own strength, losing sight of one of the very things
-on which the safety of our country depends. Worse than that, some of
-them have attempted to pass laws which seem totally unnecessary, in
-the light of the already rigid Volstead Act. Witness the State of
-New Jersey, for instance, with the iniquitous Van Ness Act, which,
-fortunately, was deemed unconstitutional.
-
-Early in 1921, Mrs. Frank W. Van Ness, while a member of the New
-Jersey Assembly from Essex County, of which Newark is the county seat,
-introduced the act which provided that “whenever a complaint is made
-before any magistrate that a person has violated one or more of the
-provisions of this act, it shall be the duty of such magistrate, and
-every such magistrate is hereby given full power and authority to issue
-his warrant to arrest any such person so complained against, and,
-summarily, without a jury and without any pleadings, to try the person
-so arrested and brought before him and to determine and adjudge his
-guilt or innocence.”
-
-The Volstead Act plainly states that anyone violating the provisions
-of that act is guilty of a crime. Mrs. Van Ness’s Act was an attempt
-to have such persons, in the State of New Jersey, guilty of disorderly
-conduct, which would not require a trial by jury.
-
-The New Jersey Legislature passed the Van Ness Act, and other State
-prohibition laws, at its session of 1921; but on February 2, 1922, the
-Court of Errors and Appeals of New Jersey held that a number of the
-provisions of the Van Ness Act were unconstitutional. The prevailing
-opinion was written by Chancellor Walker, but there was a difference
-among the judges as to the constitutionality of some of the different
-provisions of the act, and other opinions were also written. The Court
-of Errors and Appeals is the Court of last resort in New Jersey,
-and by its judgment it reversed the Supreme Court finding which had
-theretofore held the Van Ness Act to be constitutional.
-
-Mrs. Van Ness was a candidate for reëlection in the fall of 1921, but
-was not reëlected. Is there no significance in this fact?
-
-As old as Magna Charta is the right of any citizen to a trial by jury,
-when convicted of a crime; and as old, too, as that sacred document, is
-the theory that one is innocent until proved guilty. Yet the Volstead
-Act has paved the way for politicians without vision to seek to
-destroy these inalienable rights.
-
- “Where there is no vision, the people perish.”
-
-Among other things, in the opinion handed down in 1922, Chancellor
-Walker wrote:
-
- “The act entitled ‘An act concerning intoxicating liquors used or
- to be used for beverage purposes,’ passed March 29, 1921, the short
- title of which is ‘Prohibition Enforcement Act,’ commonly called
- the Van Ness Act, authorizing convictions for violation of its
- provisions by magistrates without trial by jury, violates Article
- 1, Sec. 7, of the Constitution of New Jersey, 1844, which provides,
- inter alia, that the right of trial by jury shall remain inviolate;
- and also Id. Sec. 9, which provides, inter alia, that no person
- shall be held to answer for a criminal offense unless upon the
- presentment or indictment of a grand jury.”
-
-And another judge rendered this opinion:
-
- “The Van Ness Act is invalid to the extent that it makes violations
- of its provisions disorderly acts as distinguished from those which
- are criminal in their nature because, prior to its enactment, the
- Congress of the United States had already declared by necessary
- implication in the federal statute, commonly known as the Volstead
- Act, that a person who violated any provision of the Eighteenth
- Amendment to the Federal Constitution, should be guilty of crime.”
-
-The constitutional provision in the State of New Jersey has long been
-known to be as follows:
-
- “The right of trial by jury shall remain inviolate; but the
- legislature may authorize the trial of civil suits, when the
- matter in dispute does not exceed fifty dollars, by a jury of six
- men.”
-
-Chancellor Walker further pointed out that the Constitution of 1776 had
-contained this provision:
-
- “And ... the inestimable right of trial by jury shall remain
- confirmed as part of the law of this colony, without repeal,
- forever.”
-
-But though the Van Ness Act was declared unconstitutional the work of
-suppression went on. The Hobert Act took its place. The Association
-Against the Prohibition Amendment (New Jersey branch) protested to
-Governor Edwards when the Bill was passed. They pointed out that
-Chancellor Walker, in his opinion in the Court of Errors and Appeals,
-on page 18 of the decision dated February 2, 1922, had said:
-
- “New Jersey need not have passed any enforcement act and could have
- left the field wholly to Federal endeavor under the Volstead Act.”
-
-They likewise pointed out that there were no advantages whatsoever
-to the State of New Jersey proceeding from such an act; but the
-disadvantages were numerous and severe. It put upon the State courts
-all the work, and upon the citizens of the State all the expense of
-enforcing the national law. They also showed how tyrannical the Act was
-in certain sections. Section 16 reads as follows:
-
- “Any officer engaged in the enforcement of this act who shall
- search any private dwelling, as herein defined, which is occupied
- as such dwelling, without a warrant directing such search, or who,
- while so engaged, shall, without a search warrant, maliciously and
- without reasonable cause search any other building or property,
- shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and upon conviction thereof shall
- be punished for a first offense by a fine of not more than one
- thousand dollars, and for a subsequent offense by a fine of not
- more than one thousand dollars, or by imprisonment for not more
- than one year or by both such fine and imprisonment.”
-
-It was shown that this section had been taken, word for word, from the
-Amendment, forced upon the United States Senate by the House in the
-Willis-Campbell Bill and passed by the Senate on November 18, 1921.
-The Stanley Amendment originally offered in the Senate for the purpose
-of serving as an enforcement act to the Fourth and Fifth Amendments to
-the Constitution was passed unanimously by the Senate after a thorough
-investigation and after having been accepted by Senator Sterling who
-had charge of the Bill. The House refused to accept the Amendment and
-put into the Bill the following section:
-
- “That any officer, agent, or employee of the United States engaged
- in the enforcement of this act, of the national prohibition act, or
- any other law of the United States, who shall search any private
- dwelling as defined in the national prohibition act and occupied
- as such dwelling, without a warrant directing such a search, or
- who while so engaged shall without a search warrant maliciously
- and without reasonable cause search any other building or property
- shall be guilty of a misdemeanor,” etc., etc.
-
-Senator Ashurst, of Arizona, a dry Senator, and one who said he had
-never cast a wet vote in his life, refused to sign the conference
-report on the ground that the language of this section did not protect
-the people in their rights. He was joined by other dry Senators for the
-same reason. Senator Reed, of Missouri, than whom there is no greater
-Constitutional lawyer in the United States, in calling attention to
-the words, “shall without a search warrant maliciously and without
-reasonable cause,” had this to say:
-
- “What is the plain inference to be drawn from that language? First,
- you must have a warrant to search the house. Second, if while you
- are searching the house you proceed without a warrant to search the
- other building or property you are not guilty of offense unless two
- things concur: First, you must have been without any reasonable
- cause to search the other buildings or property, and, second, you
- must have acted maliciously. Notice the language. It is worth
- your while. You are legislating for 110,000,000 people and you
- are putting this authority into the hands of irresponsible men,
- proceeding without bond, armed with big guns, and sent out among
- the people.”
-
-The Hobert Bill invites Prohibition agents and officers to go anywhere
-they desire _without_ a search warrant, with the absolute assurance
-that in their unlawful occupation they are immune under the law.
-“Malice” is the most difficult thing in the world to prove--with the
-possible exception of “without reasonable cause.”
-
-As a friend of mine, William L. Fish, says, “The Van Ness Act was the
-_Bill Sykes_ of legislation, while the Hobert Act is the _Iago_.”
-Between two such arch villains there is little choice. We are not
-reforming the country, but deforming it.
-
-If the people are to lose such cherished rights, there is little hope
-for America. Blind indeed are those who cannot read the writing on
-the wall. Surely there must come a reaction against such intolerable
-legislation.
-
-Already one senses a change of feeling; for millions of us cannot
-be wrong when we claim that disregard of the laws of the land is as
-serious a problem as the old problem of the corner saloon. If, in
-correcting one evil, we bring to life greater evils, are we on the
-right track?
-
-[Illustration: Solemnly up and down that room the officer walked,
-glancing here and there, after the manner of a soldier in the late war
-standing guard over military prisoners.]
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XI
-
-BOOTLEGGING AND GRAFT
-
-
-Prohibition, being a phenomenon, has inevitably bred other
-phenomena. The most ardent fighters for a dry United States are the
-Prohibitionists themselves--and the bootleggers. A new industry, which
-flourishes every day, despite the honest attempts of the Government
-to suppress it, has arisen. It brings in a fat profit to those who
-enter it. An incredible army of active workers is marching--or rather
-driving in motor-cars--through the land, doing a prosperous business.
-They do not deposit their earnings in our banks; for if they did so,
-the federal authorities could force them to pay an income tax. Instead,
-they put them in the proverbial stocking; and after a sufficient number
-of bank-notes--for it is usually a cash business that is carried
-on--are available many of the bootleggers, who are mostly foreigners,
-sail for parts unknown. There they intend to spend the rest of their
-days in peace and comfort and opulence. Why not?
-
-I am writing of the evils of bootlegging not only as they apply
-to a great city like New York. In a certain western city of some
-250,000 inhabitants--a city in a State which went dry long before the
-constitutional amendment--a woman told me that all she had to do was
-to ring up her favorite bootlegger when she was giving a dinner-party,
-and practically anything she desired would be delivered at her door
-within fifteen minutes. It is very difficult to get evidence against
-these diligent business men, and I have encountered only a few people
-who have conscientious scruples about dealing with them. It is hard to
-be consistent concerning Volsteadism. If the Act itself plays merry
-pranks on sea and shore, why should not human beings likewise forget
-their dignity once in a while?
-
-The bootlegging evil has begotten another evil. Graft is stalking
-through the land, hand in hand with it. They are boon companions. They
-are inseparable. Where one is, there you will always find the other.
-Brothers in sin; Siamese twins. Damon and Pythias, Ruth and Naomi, were
-not more devoted. But their unholy alliance has none of the virtues of
-those ardent and ancient friendships.
-
-There is always, in any illicit transaction, a man higher up who must
-reap his share of the illegal profits. Usually, the American public
-rebels at the middleman, resents his grasping proclivities; but
-nowadays, being humanly thirsty, it has no time to quibble; and so
-long as it gets its modicum of spirits, it has little fault to find
-with the humanly fallible protector of the bootlegger who must receive
-some attention. It is willing to pay almost anything for whiskey
-or gin, and, used to being “done,” it good-naturedly recognizes
-the authorities along the way who are in a position to open stores
-of the desired stuff, and see that it is delivered to the crowding
-bootleggers. It is an endless chain; and to become wealthy overnight
-has always been the dream of the average American. With Prohibition,
-he sees an opportunity such as never existed before, and thousands are
-taking advantage of the situation.
-
-When one considers the amount of revenue which formerly poured into the
-coffers of the United States treasury because of the tax on alcohol,
-and what the loss of that money must mean today to the Government, one
-realizes that in some manner the deficit must be made up. The good
-old genial public is again the goat, to fall into the vernacular.
-Prices have risen since the passing of the Eighteenth Amendment. Hotel
-proprietors, who formerly counted upon a considerable income through
-their bars, now find themselves forced to charge higher prices for
-food. Time was when, if one failed to order wine with one’s meals, an
-extra twenty-five cents was asked. It was taken for granted that red or
-white wine was a part of one’s ration, as it were; and those who failed
-to indulge in the luxury were looked upon as rather curious specimens
-of humanity. A table d’hôte, with _vin rouge_, was the regular thing;
-and the wine was included in the price of the dinner. With the going
-out of all forms of drinks, naturally there had to be a readjustment
-of menu-cards. There is a tax now almost everywhere for bread and
-butter; and a cover charge is made in practically all the metropolitan
-restaurants. Gradually, one notes, these “extras” are creeping in. One
-cannot blame the hotel-keepers. Rents and wages have increased since
-the War; therefore they must ask more for their rooms, as well as for
-their dining-room service. And where one formerly tipped in moderation,
-the average waiter scorns anything less than fifteen or twenty per
-cent of the amount of one’s check. The good-natured and long-suffering
-American people are imposed upon at every turn. And, denied the
-privilege of consuming liquor openly, they give dinners in their homes,
-where at least there can be a semblance of harmless gayety. This causes
-fewer people to go to the smart restaurants in a city like New York;
-and generally there is no supper crowd at all. Lights are dimmed early;
-and while I am holding no brief for late hours, I do think that human
-beings should be permitted to organize their own lives, and decide for
-themselves whether a supper-dance after the theater or the Opera is
-harmful. At luncheon time the hotels present another aspect. They still
-do a thriving business; but, as I have said in a previous chapter, for
-many and many a year there had been little drinking in the middle of
-the day.
-
-With fewer people to serve, and fewer meals to serve, hotel men have
-been driven to ask more for that service which they continue to render.
-The one bright thought in this painful readjustment is the fact that
-the Prohibitionists must help the rest of us to make up the loss of
-revenue. Their checks, hitherto much less than ours, are now quite the
-same. But, then, I imagine few of them have ever cared for brilliant
-lights and smart napery, preferring to dine in the dim sanctity of
-basements and back rooms at an hour so early that daylight has hardly
-gone when the “supper bell” rings. The color and joy of the Ritz or the
-Plaza would scarcely appeal to a fanatic.
-
-But to get back to the bootleggers. There are many degrees of them.
-Some are honest; others are not. Once in a while a gin bottle will
-contain nothing but water; and sometimes whiskey will have been
-diluted, and near-beer sold as the regular thing. Yet with an
-established trade, and recognized business, conditions are improving.
-Even as there is honor among thieves, the latest model of bootlegger
-must play the game squarely; and those of the better class frown upon
-chicanery, and are disgusted when spurious material is sold. They
-realize that if inferior liquor is delivered, sales may soon cease
-altogether. Therefore those who have their best interests at heart--and
-their name is legion--are cautious and painstaking, and will honestly
-tell a customer whether he is buying synthetic gin or pre-Volstead
-stuff.
-
-I do not pretend to know the workings of this nefarious trade; but
-I do know this: that many Italians and Germans and Frenchmen, among
-others, are doing a thriving business, and are only too glad to donate
-part of their enormous commissions to the local ring who, in return,
-offer them complete protection. And from talks which I have had with
-various restaurant proprietors who likewise pay graft regularly, I
-know that our Government has lost the respect of practically every
-foreigner; for he sees not only his own people defying the law, but
-the Americans disobeying it under his nose. He says that so long as
-there are grapes on vines and apples on trees; so long as fermentation
-is a natural process, there will be drinking in the world; and he
-cannot understand why it is against the law to take a sip of red wine
-with one’s spaghetti, or a nip of brandy with one’s coffee. It is all
-incomprehensible to him. His children grow up, seeing him have no
-reverence for the laws of the country he has adopted.
-
-Of course the Prohibitionist will say that there is a very simple
-solution of this. These foreigners within our gates should succumb to
-the inevitable, and obey the law. True. I wish that everyone would
-obey the law. The way for children not to be punished at school is for
-them to behave themselves. But it is difficult to force people to do
-something which it is inherently distasteful for them to do. We invite
-immigration. We welcome hordes of people to our shores--people who, we
-know, are accustomed to taking wine and beer with their meals; and then
-we impose strict measures upon them, suddenly, and expect them to fall
-into line. We should educate them first. We should let them know what
-the Constitution means, what it stands for. We should insist that they
-learn our language, study the history of the United States, absorb the
-meaning of America before they attain citizenship. We are loose with
-them; why should they not be loose with us? They see that we are none
-too careful when we allow them to cross our threshold; why should they
-help us tidy up the house after they are safely within it?
-
-The truth is, if we would but face it, that we are thorough in
-few things. We make a great pretense at civic virtue and national
-righteousness, and we neglect the fundamentals. To the core of things
-we seldom wish to go.
-
-The bootlegger, laughing in his sleeve at the boasted and vainglorious
-spiritual integrity of America, is but the natural result of our own
-folly. He is as inevitable a part of so-called Prohibition as feathers
-are a part of birds. As time goes on, his business now conducted in
-secret may be conducted openly. He may become a recognized figure
-in society, since we can never suppress him utterly. He is like the
-bounder in every club, the _nouveau-riche_ in every drawing-room.
-He has come to stay, more’s the pity. For an enormous percentage of
-Americans approve of him, the while they disapprove of him. They know
-his faults; but they say to themselves that even Congressmen have
-faults; and they know down deep in their hearts that many a Congressman
-and many an exalted Judge patronize the bootlegger, receive social
-calls from him, and even speak to him on the telephone when they are
-“out” to others. The bootleggers know all this. Why should they,
-therefore, venerate a system which is not treated seriously by those in
-the highest places? We are asking of them something superhuman. And the
-latest development is that the bootleggers are now paying income taxes,
-openly stating the source of their earnings, with no fear of getting
-into trouble.
-
-Meanwhile, the propaganda of the Anti-Saloon League goes on in the
-newspapers, with this and that report of how a “ring of bootleggers”
-has been wiped out. We read of sensational raids in the big cities; and
-there is a cry that federal officers have “broken” the whole system to
-pieces. Thousands of quarts of Scotch have been confiscated--where it
-is placed, no one seems to know. Dry agents, in their zeal, even search
-hearses, and make the undertakers--to say nothing of the bereaved
-relatives of the deceased--quite angry. The time may come when X-rays
-may be taken of innocent citizens, to discover whether they have been
-drinking liquor. Do not smile. Anything is possible when a great
-country allows itself to be governed by an organization of fanatics
-who have intimidated Congress and seem bent upon ruining our shipping
-industry.
-
-But it would appear almost impossible to get honest men to act in
-the capacity of spies. There is an everlasting “shake-up” of federal
-officials who are supposed to see that the Volstead Act is enforced.
-Here again the human element enters--that element which the fanatics
-never recognize. The temptations are too great for the average man.
-He knows that bootleggers are getting rich. And soon he sees that if
-he closes his eyes and opens his hand, he too can become a Crœsus. At
-first, it may be that he hesitates. There is danger of being caught.
-Well, why not take a chance? he says to himself. Others are doing it.
-After all, one has to live, and a six-cylinder car _would_ be nice.
-Thus is the voice of conscience quieted; and soon it ceases to whisper
-at all. That little Italian restaurant in his district--ah, yes! they
-dispense drinks to the favored few who know the ring the bell must be
-given. It would be so easy to pretend that he does not know of its
-existence; and Tony, after all, is not such a bad sort. He’ll hand over
-the kale, without a question, without a murmur.
-
-And so one more federal official goes to the dogs, a man who until
-yesterday was honest. Knowing that his lucrative career may be brief,
-he has determined to make hay while the sun shines. And Prohibition has
-created another crook in the wicked city, though of course it has cured
-a drunkard in the virtuous country. And the Anti-Saloon people are
-perfectly satisfied.
-
-Are you?
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XII
-
-“DON’T JOKE ABOUT PROHIBITION”
-
-
-Not content with forcing us to close our lips to liquor, the
-Prohibitionists recently sent out a request, which amounted to an
-order, that no one should open his lips to speak disparagingly or in
-jest of the sacred Eighteenth Amendment. We were to be denied the
-blessed privilege of laughing at ourselves, even! I suppose that a
-few fanatics--oh, merely to study life, bless their hearts!--had gone
-into a vaudeville theater and had been incensed at the ribaldry of
-the actors and the shrieks of mirth of the audience over Prohibition
-wheezes. I have seen an assemblage in convulsions when some light
-mention was made of Mr. Volstead; and whenever a flask is displayed on
-the screen of some movie house, there never fails to follow a round of
-loud applause.
-
-Our comic weeklies and newspaper supplements continue to print
-Prohibition jokes, much to the delight of their readers. One fearless
-periodical, _Judge_, has come out openly for light wines and beer--and
-lost a valued contributor thereby. Another paper, on the contrary,
-solemnly prints this editorial, headed “There Are Jokes and Jokes”:
-
-“A great concern operating vaudeville theaters in most of the large
-cities has issued an order that all performers must cut out their jokes
-about Prohibition. This is progress. It should be followed by orders
-to eliminate Prohibition jokes from our legislatures, courts, police
-stations, city halls, and all other places where men supposed to be
-serious and doing serious work are to be found. The outstanding fact
-about Prohibition seems to be that people forget that it came about
-through an amendment to the United States Constitution.”
-
-Meanwhile, the mother-in-law joke is tolerated, and roared at. It is
-perfectly all right for a man to make fun of his wife’s mother, since
-there is no formal statute against such jests; but it is unthinkable
-that he should laugh at himself because he can’t get a simple glass of
-beer. The country he fought for, and was willing to die for, denies
-him an ancient form of enjoyment. He could make fun openly of negroes,
-though the Fifteenth Amendment tells him that they are his peers.
-
-The reformer, you see, never counted upon the chaffing which the
-Volstead Act would have to stand. Ridicule can kill anything, and they
-know it now. Therefore, they must stop ridicule by mandate. Heaven
-knows there is little to smile at these days--except Prohibition. Are
-we to have that luxury taken from us too?
-
-It looks that way. Yet no law can control people’s innermost feelings.
-No request--amounting to an order--can coerce a nation to do something
-it is not impelled to do, of itself. One remembers a sad time, not so
-long ago, when we were begged to remain neutral in thought, word and
-deed; and notices were printed in theater programs, urging us to make
-no demonstration when the troops of the Allies crossed the screen; to
-give no sign when the German army did likewise. Yet there was a burst
-of applause or a burst of hisses, just the same. The minds of a people
-cannot be controlled. It is nonsense to try to control them.
-
-Now the fanatics would seek to rob us of the joy of laughter. For of
-course they despise and detest laughter. Laughter--ridicule--is a
-sword that can be used against them. We can make this whole business
-of Prohibition so ludicrous that we can laugh it out of the statutes.
-Guffaws have disturbed many a solemn meeting; and a single cartoon has
-broken many a promising politician. One may be able to stand up against
-a serious argument; but lampooning has destroyed even men of genius.
-
-All was to be well the moment the Eighteenth Amendment became a fact.
-Everyone was going to sit still and take it very seriously, just as
-the Prohibitionists had planned. The lid was on, and on it would
-remain--forever and ever. Puritans have no sense of humor, or they
-would not be Puritans. They had not dreamed that someone would overturn
-the can on which the lid was placed, and, through sheer joy of living,
-shout and sing as of old. The habits of generations cannot be changed
-in a moment. We who had been accustomed to decent drinking did not
-intend to stop at once. We would “taper off,” as the topers put it. We
-had laid aside a little supply of jollity, and the word would go about
-that So-and-so had a large enough and deep enough cellar to permit him
-to entertain for at least three or four years.
-
-One of the strange things about Prohibition was the fact that, with
-its coming, everyone imagined that everyone else would turn miser
-concerning treating. But here again the human element was forgotten.
-Everyone seems more anxious than ever to prove that his bootlegger has
-an exhaustless supply; and a certain pride is taken in handing out
-innumerable drinks. An aristocracy has arisen that even serves liqueurs
-after coffee--as though a plethora of _crême de menthe_ and yellow and
-green chartreuse were in the land. The proverbial generosity of the
-American was never more in evidence. Where one was niggardly, perhaps,
-in the old days, one can scarcely afford to be so now; and those who
-accept drinks without returning them are frowned upon as unworthy. They
-are the outcasts of a new society, the lowest form of hanger-on. Of
-course they are not nearly so numerous as of old; therefore they are
-more conspicuous.
-
-And so the laughter goes on; but even when the reformers do not hear
-it, they writhe, knowing of its existence. Once in a great while some
-echo reaches them, no doubt. Things have not “straightened out” as
-they had anticipated; and so they squirm, and rage, and puff up, and
-devise ways and means to call a complete halt on all merriment, whether
-it is directed at them or not.
-
-In all seriousness a woman’s temperance society sent a mandate to every
-editor in the United States not long ago, bidding them cease satirizing
-Prohibition. It would not do, they contended, to continue to smile at
-the sacred Eighteenth Amendment. Mr. Volstead, also, was sacrosanct;
-and it was outrageous the way piety was pooh-poohed, and what did the
-editors _mean_ by such conduct, and why didn’t they stop it and obey
-teacher and be good?
-
-And every government official, when he gets up at a banquet to make a
-speech, begs his hearers to heed the law--though he knows full well
-that down the street another banquet may be going on, attended by
-officials equally high, where the law is never thought of. It is a
-sad commentary on our government when it is necessary thus to address
-the people. “We must be one people, one union--and that the American
-Union,” shouted one representative of the government speaking in
-Chicago before a business men’s convention. And he went on to say,
-“Whenever a newspaper ridicules a law, plays up a policy of contempt
-for law and its enforcement and in its news and editorial columns
-fosters law-breaking, that newspaper is doing more to destroy American
-institutions than a Federal Judge can do to maintain them.... No
-man in public life who is possessed of vision and realizes his
-responsibility to Government would favor regulation of the public press
-by law, but it is obvious that the power of the press must not be used
-to foster disrespect for our Government and disobedience to its laws.”
-
-Free speech will not be tolerated, if the fanatics have their way. Yet
-the first article in the Amendments to the Constitution says:
-
-“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,
-or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom
-of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to
-assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”
-
-In order that the Eighteenth Amendment may be upheld, the First may be
-forgotten.
-
-But to get back for a moment to the ladies of the something-or-other
-temperance society. A brilliant writer, Mr. Edward S. Martin, answered
-them delightfully in _Harper’s Magazine_; and with the kind permission
-of the editors of that periodical, I am privileged to make extracts
-from his article. Mr. Martin never loses his temper, as the ladies
-certainly did. He remains, as ever, the tactful, urbane, pitying
-occupant of the editor’s easy-chair. He does not even frown. He speaks
-from a long experience, gently but to the point:
-
-“The enforcement of Prohibition meets with some obstacles and furnishes
-food for thought to two large groups in the community--the people
-who want it enforced and the people who occasionally want something
-to drink. Just at the moment it seems as if the people who want a
-drink are somewhat ahead of the other group in the competition; at any
-rate, the group that wants enforcement seems to think it necessary to
-make extra effort. To _Harper’s Magazine_, as doubtless to hundreds
-of other periodicals, has come a communication from the Committee for
-Prohibition Enforcement of a much-respected and powerful organization
-of women, which announces that the committee has adopted a program,
-the items of which it communicates. The fifth item is to the effect
-that all the ministers be urged to preach and teach the necessity for
-respect for and observance of the law. The sixth item runs, ‘That every
-theatrical manager, movie manager, and editor, whether of a daily,
-weekly or monthly publication, be requested to see that all jokes
-ridiculing Prohibition and its enforcement are eliminated from any
-production, film, or article coming under his jurisdiction, and that
-the matter be treated with that seriousness that the subject merits;
-and that this resolution be thrown on the screen and printed in the
-different papers and magazines throughout the country.’
-
-“The demand for protection from jokes is often made and always implies
-that there is something that needs to be joked about. There is a sin
-called ‘sacrilege.’ If we joke about things that are sacred to enough
-people, it gives a kind of offense which, even if the law does not
-punish it, it is not safe to excite. There is a sin of blasphemy, which
-we suppose the law will still punish if it is gross enough. It will be
-agreed that the considerate people do not jest about sacred things, nor
-even about things which, though not sacred to themselves, are sacred
-to the people they are talking to. Well, then, is Prohibition one of
-these sacred things we must not talk about? Are amendments of the
-Constitution and the Volstead law to rank with the Ten Commandments and
-the Sermon on the Mount as not being safely subject to derisive comment?
-
-“Something like that seems to be in the minds of the women whose
-communication we have received, who include item six in their program,
-but if so, their attitude is wrong. A constitutional amendment is not
-sacred, much less a Volstead Act. It is the Volstead law that the jokes
-on Prohibition are aimed at more than the amendment. If we cannot joke
-about an act of Congress, then indeed things have come to a restricted
-pass. If a law is bad, one of the ways to beat it is to laugh it out
-of court. If that is being done about the Volstead law, the ladies who
-want that law enforced would do well to examine it and see why it is
-not enforced, rather than try to stop jokers from laughing at it.
-
-“A letter writer to a newspaper says, ‘If it is true that a community
-gets the kind of government it deserves, it is equally true that a
-law gets the kind of obedience it deserves.’ His assertion may be
-disputed, but still, if the Volstead law is not being respected, is
-it certain that it deserves respect? It is a law in the process of
-being tried out. If it is good we want it enforced. If it is bad we
-want it amended, but we do not want to be choked off from discussing
-it or testing it. There is no power in Congress to say what is right
-or wrong. The most that Congress can do is to say what is lawful or
-unlawful. The distinction is important. The practical judge of whether
-a law is right or wrong is the general community to which the law
-applies. If that community will not back up the enforcement of the
-law, it will not be enforced. It is yet to be demonstrated how far
-the Volstead law, as it stands, is enforceable. If its fruits do not
-please a majority of the people who live under it, it may have to be
-modified so that it will stand for something that is near enough to be
-the popular judgment of what is right to win popular support. There
-is a great deal of good in the present Prohibition movement. It put
-the saloons out of business. It checked the brewers and distillers in
-their over-strenuous efforts to sell their products. It accomplished
-benefits which probably could not have been accomplished except by the
-kind of clean sweep that the amendment was. But it was necessarily a
-rough job--an experiment to be tried out in practice. If its rules need
-modification, they may get it or they may not, but if not, they may be
-practically modified in enforcement.
-
-“Who is boss in this country? Is it the President, the Senate, the
-House, the Supreme Court, the state authorities, the newspapers, the
-lawyers, the ministers, the doctors, or possibly the women?
-
-“None of them! Public opinion is the boss. In the long run, what public
-opinion demands it gets. Laws to be of any worth have to have sanction.
-That is, there must be something to make people who violate them feel
-that they are doing wrong. The laws of nature have abundant sanction.
-If you fool with the law of gravitation, you get bumped. There is no
-trouble about the enforcement of the law of gravitation. Nobody goes
-around begging you not to ridicule it. It takes care of itself, and
-if you flout it you pay the consequences. The Ten Commandments have
-a sanction of long experience. Some of them are obsolete, but the
-others are respected, and, though they are not directly enforced by the
-courts, laws based on them are so enforced. Public opinion hereabouts
-rests very considerably on the Ten Commandments. They have shaped the
-habits of thought and deportment of many millions of people, including
-most of those now living in this country.
-
-“The trouble with the present enforcement of Prohibition is that it
-has not yet got moral sanction enough to make it effective. Public
-opinion will back up the law in closing the saloons and restricting
-and regulating the sale of intoxicants, but it does not follow it,
-for one thing, in defining a beverage with an alcoholic content of
-one half of one per cent as intoxicating. When it comes to that,
-public opinion laughs, because that is contrary to its experience.
-Furthermore, public opinion shows as yet no particular fervor about
-achieving a total stoppage of alcoholic supplies from those who want
-them. No serious stigma attaches to violations of the Volstead law
-by private buyers. Fines and like embarrassments may result, but not
-disrepute. A good many fairly decent people seem to buy what they
-want, and do not conceal it. The people who thought before the law was
-adopted that it was wicked or inexpedient to drink intoxicants, still
-think so. The people who thought otherwise continue to think otherwise.
-Many people drink less than before the law began to operate, but a good
-many other people drink more, and buy much worse beverages at much
-higher prices. To some extent Prohibition seems to have made drinking
-popular by diminishing the individual discouragement of it and putting
-the responsibility for the maintenance of temperance on a law and the
-officers who enforce it. That may be only a temporary effect, but if it
-turns out that the Volstead law, as it is, cannot be enforced at the
-present time, there may possibly be an effort to tinker it--to put it
-into such shape that public opinion will stand back of it and give it
-a sanction. The alternative would be to wait and see what effect time
-will have on men and habits. There is no one to tell us that we shall
-be damned if we disobey the Volstead law, and so long as juries refuse
-to convict persons who violate it, it stands modified in practice....
-
-“The organizations, political, commercial, religious, that seek to
-shape public opinion all use propaganda. We all know what that means
-because we have all had such a surfeit of it. During the War we were
-flooded with it and everyone learned what it was and how to use it.
-It is put out by speakers, on the movie screens and in print wherever
-possible. Organization secured Prohibition, but organization is not
-public opinion and may for a time override it. Organization works
-on the run with noise and big headlines and meetings and even with
-threats. Public opinion slowly takes form in the minds of individuals.
-There comes in Lincoln’s saying about the impossibility of fooling all
-the people all the time. Propaganda may overwhelm private judgment
-for a time, but private judgment keeps on working after propaganda
-ceases. It digests what has been offered to it. The common facts of
-life continue to appeal to it and impress it. It views what propaganda
-has accomplished and slowly and deliberately considers whether it is
-good, and if it concludes that it is not good it ceases to back it and
-then there has to be something different, something that looks like
-improvement....”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIII
-
-HOW CANADA HAS SOLVED THE LIQUOR PROBLEM
-
-
- Sing a Song of Montreal,
- A barrel full of rye;
- Four-and-twenty Yankees
- Feeling rather dry;
- When the barrel was opened
- They all began to sing,
- “Oh, to hell with Mr. Volstead--
- And God save the King!”
-
-The Dominion of Canada has solved its liquor problem, for the most
-part. It is interesting to note that in those Provinces which are
-technically dry, a wretched state of things exists, as in the United
-States; and those Provinces which have government control are well
-ordered. For instance, Nova Scotia has absolute Prohibition. I went
-there in May and June, 1922, and, as in the States, I never lacked for
-a drink when I desired one. Practically every chemist is a bootlegger.
-
-To show you how badly the system works, let me tell of a personal
-experience. I found myself one week-end in a little village which shall
-be nameless. I inquired of the inn-keeper if it would be possible to
-obtain a bottle of whiskey. “Certainly,” he said. “Simply go to the
-drug-store, tell him you are a guest of mine, and I think you will
-have no difficulty in getting a good brand.”
-
-I was surprised, to say the least. It chanced to be a Sunday morning.
-The church bells were ringing, and as I got to the door of the shop,
-the druggist was just leaving it--he lived above it, I believe--for
-morning service. I told him my errand; and immediately, without the
-slightest hesitation, he opened the door, took me in, and sold me what
-I wished. He hadn’t the slightest idea who I was; yet perhaps it was
-evident that I was an American traveler. No questions were asked, and
-openly I carried my bottle through the streets back to the inn.
-
-In New Brunswick I obtained ale openly in a hotel; and the waitress
-told me that almost on every other corner of the city in which I was
-stopping, a bootlegger could be found; and if I made my wishes known
-there would be no difficulty in purchasing anything I wanted. As it
-happened, I wished nothing there; but it was good to know that it could
-have been bought any time of the day or evening.
-
-But in the Province of Quebec and in British Columbia quite another
-state of affairs will be found. The Government controls the liquor
-trade, and guarantees the quality of the alcohol sold. Neat little
-Government Liquor Stores, as they are called, are in every city and
-town, and a vendor has charge of each one--a regular Government
-employee who is “responsible for the carrying-out of the Government
-Liquor Act and the regulations so far as they relate to the conduct of
-the store and the sale of liquor thereat.”
-
-Everything is done in a most orderly and systematic way. If one
-wishes to purchase whiskey, he merely applies to the vendor in his
-neighborhood. A small fee is charged; and it is a gratification to
-know that this fee goes directly to one’s Government, and not into the
-pockets of bootleggers. Supplies are delivered in sealed packages, duly
-inscribed; and again it is a gratification to know that one is in no
-danger of drinking poison, with the added fear of death or blindness.
-
-There are restrictions--a great many, indeed; but they are wise and for
-the best interests of the Province. For instance, it is against the law
-to drink in the Government stores; but one may, of course, in an inn
-have a supply of liquor in one’s room, or drink light wines and beer in
-the public dining-room. Drunkenness is taboo, and one sees very little
-of it. The people are prosperous, and everyone is as happy as one can
-be in this troubled world. Canada had enormous war debts. I was told
-that British Columbia had paid her quota, and in addition had made many
-improvements of public highways--all through the revenue derived from
-the Government’s sale of liquor.
-
-In British Columbia, great care is exercised that no spurious permits
-are received at the stores. The law provides that “no permit shall be
-delivered to the applicant until he has, in the presence of the Vendor
-or official to whom the application is made, written his signature
-thereon in the manner prescribed, for purposes of his identification as
-the holder thereof, and the signature has been attested by the Vendor
-or official under his hand.”
-
-Permits are not issued to corporations, associations, societies or
-partnerships. Therefore the opportunities for fraud are diminished.
-And on polling days all the stores are closed. In pre-Volstead times
-in the United States the law distinctly said that our saloons should
-remain closed on Election Day in many of the big cities; yet was this
-regulation--a very wise one--ever enforced? That is one reason why we
-have Prohibition today--we simply would not obey even those moderate
-and salutary laws enacted for the welfare of the community. The
-saloon-keeper paid not the slightest heed to them; in fact, he scoffed
-at them; and that is why he has no sympathy from the rest of us, now
-that his foul places are gone forever.
-
-One would not be so foolish as to assert that a state of perfection
-has been reached in the Government-controlled Provinces. Bootlegging
-goes on--but principally because this country is dry. If the States
-were also under Government control in the matter of the liquor
-traffic, there would be no temptation to transport stuff illicitly
-over the border. I imagine that the Canadians are quite as guilty
-as the Americans when it comes to these secret transactions; for if
-it takes two to make a quarrel, it is equally true that it takes
-two to consummate a sale of any kind. There would be a cleaner slate
-if we had the common sense to do as, say, Quebec has done. There
-are no swinging-door saloons; but there are tidy shops where one is
-not ashamed to go. No one is drinking on the sly, pretending to be
-consuming coffee out of a cup which really contains a high-ball. “In
-vino demi-tasse” is not the motto of Canada, as it is that of the
-United States.
-
-It is significant to note that in British Columbia, when that Province
-was completely dry--even without beer--141,057 prescriptions for liquor
-were issued; yet in the fiscal year which ended March 31, 1922, only
-6,568 prescriptions were issued.
-
-And while our own Government continues to ask for mighty appropriations
-for the enforcement of Prohibition, the reports from the Province of
-Quebec state that for the fiscal year ending in June, 1922, a profit of
-$4,000,000 was realized, and that the regulations have proved quite as
-successful morally as financially.
-
-Can we say that, in the matter of morals, the Volstead Act has worked
-advantageously? It has undermined the whole country; and under
-fanaticism, we have shown ourselves to be a total failure. The New York
-_World_ says:
-
- “The Quebec law is a good law because it has city and country
- solidly behind it and it can be enforced. It provides for local
- option, it restricts the purchase of spirits, it allows the sale
- of wine and beer in cafés and it creates no enforcement problem.
- It affects every legitimate reform advocated by the professional
- Prohibitionists of the United States, but quietly, sensibly,
- profitably and without friction.”
-
-If we could but come to the sanity of Canada, in her
-Government-controlled Provinces!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIV
-
-CRIME AND DRUNKENNESS
-
-
-Promises were made by the reformers that with the advent of
-Prohibition the country would witness a great lessening of crime and
-drunkenness. Our prisons were to be almost emptied. Unemployment would
-be practically unheard of; and the health of the people would be
-infinitely better.
-
-Never has the country suffered more from strikes than during that
-period between 1920 and the present time. Labor is still restless, for
-all the sanctimonious predictions of the Anti-Saloon League. We see,
-then, that law and order do not come when we harness a people’s will.
-Would that they did! Life would be simple then. People are bound to
-burst their bonds and fetters now and then. The spurt of the geyser
-goes on, no matter how we seek to suppress it. Old Faithful performs
-every hour in Yellowstone Park; and I suppose that until time is no
-more, men will go on shouting about their rights, despite such empty
-reforms as Prohibition; will go on holding grievances, demanding a
-remedy of wrongs, and generally raising Cain. Obstreperous behavior
-is not the result of drunkenness--always. People are humanly fond of
-cavorting, even without the aid of a stimulant. And so the strikes go
-merrily on, and workingmen who were placid under beer are found to be
-thinkers under Volsteadism.
-
-The headlines in our papers continue to be sensational, in these times
-that were to be so quiet. Murders still occur, strangely enough;
-and hold-ups of the most brazen kind take place everywhere. Diamond
-ear-rings are snatched from ladies driving in the Park of an evening,
-houses are entered by ruffians who tie up the servants and the master
-and mistress and calmly go through the premises, taking what they wish.
-It is all very shocking, very terrible; but human nature has a way of
-remaining what it is. It was thought that only drunkards committed such
-heinous crimes. We find that men of sobriety are equally culpable.
-The millennium has not arrived; and our prisons are still densely
-populated, much as the reformers may deny the disconcerting fact. One
-is shocked at the continuance of outrageous crimes; and if, after three
-years of experiment with the abolishment of booze, we still face a wave
-of disorder and confusion, there seems little hope of that future of
-roses and sweetness and light so glibly prophesied.
-
-Hard times continue to confront us, though the fat pay-envelope to
-the wife and children of the workingman was to be a weekly event. An
-analysis of official figures shows an increase of 44 per cent in the
-arrests for drunkenness in 1921 over 1920, and Stuyvesant Fish has
-shown that the largest industrial life insurance company reports an
-increase of 50 per cent in deaths due to alcoholism in 1921, the second
-“dry” year. The statistical Bulletin of the Metropolitan Life Insurance
-Company, April, 1922, contained these words:
-
- “There have been marked increases in the death rates for heart
- disease, Bright’s disease and apoplexy in recent months among
- the industrial policyholders of the Metropolitan Life Insurance
- Company. Small increases in the mortality from these diseases
- had been noticed early in November of last year, but the change
- attracted little attention and caused little comment. The
- possibility that it marked a definite check in the favorable
- tendency shown for several years for each of these diseases was
- not seriously considered. By December, however, the death rate
- had taken a more decided upward turn for each disease. Organic
- heart disease registered a rate of 124.9 as compared with 118.4
- in November; the apoplexy rate rose from 62.9 to 70.6, and that
- for Bright’s disease from 69.1 to 71.9. By January it had become
- apparent that for two of these diseases, at least, a definite
- upward tendency was in progress. The heart disease rate increased
- sharply from the December figure of 124.9 to 137.2, and that for
- chronic nephritis went up nearly three points over the December
- figure. The apoplexy rate for this one month fell somewhat. In
- February the heart disease figure rose even more sharply than for
- January (to 153.4), the nephritis rate again increased slightly (to
- 75.8) and that for apoplexy returned to approximately the December
- level. By March the rate for organic heart disease had reached
- 168.2 per 100,000, one of the highest figures ever recorded in any
- one month among Metropolitan industrial policyholders. The March
- rates for chronic nephritis (87.5) and for apoplexy (75.8) are
- both the highest registered for those diseases since March, 1920.”
-
-The Association Against the Prohibition Amendment, Inc., has collected
-statistics to prove that crime has by no means diminished since the
-passage of the Volstead Act; and with their kind permission I give a
-tabulated list of twenty cities in the United States, which, under
-Prohibition, have revealed an increase in arrests for all sorts of
-crimes. These are the official figures in each city.
-
-At random I have taken some statistics from various parts of the
-country, to show how drunkenness has not disappeared since the passage
-of the Eighteenth Amendment. Rather, has it increased. In Baltimore,
-Maryland, for instance, the arrests for drunkenness during the period
-between January and April, 1922, were over two-thirds as many as for
-the entire year of 1921.
-
- April, 1922 354
- April, 1921 238
- April, 1920 69
- January to December, 1921 3,258
- January to December, 1920 1,785
-
-In the State of Wyoming, the total number of prisoners in jail on July
-1, 1922, was 561. On July 1, 1917, there were but 452.
-
-
-_CRIME UNDER PROHIBITION IN THIRTY AMERICAN CITIES_
-
- _Drunkenness and_
- _Arrests_ _Disorderly_
- _Population_ _All Causes_ _Conduct_
- _1920_ _1920_ _1921_ _1920_ _1921_
- Philadelphia 1,823,779 73,015 83,136 20,443 27,115
- Detroit 995,678 43,309 50,676 5,989 6,349
- Boston 748,060 58,817 72,161 22,341 31,794
- Baltimore 733,826 41,988 54,602 13,443 20,496
- Pittsburgh 588,343 36,572 41,820 14,373 16,990
- Buffalo 506,775 24,436 32,377 8,491 9,650
- San Francisco 506,676 26,672 30,106 2,794 6,005
- Milwaukee 457,147 10,545 15,520 2,400 3,481
- Cincinnati 401,247 14,175 21,973 2,062 3,106
- Minneapolis 380,582 10,608 17,874 2,982 6,051
- Portland, Ore. 258,288 18,445 30,856 3,654 4,379
- Denver 256,491 12,947 19,649 1,847 3,163
- Louisville 234,891 7,857 9,601 1,092 2,361
- St. Paul 234,698 5,638 10,077 1,902 4,319
- Oakland, Cal. 216,281 3,706 4,497 1,261 2,191
- Akron, Ohio 208,435 12,558 10,104 5,228 3,939
- Birmingham 178,806 16,786 21,488 2,886 4,612
- Richmond 171,667 12,706 15,532 1,563 1,953
- New Haven 162,537 7,934 8,465 3,186 3,184
- Dallas 158,976 26,058 35,848 1,219 1,338
- Hartford 138,036 8,072 7,395 4,057 3,207
- Paterson 135,875 4,058 3,809 1,637 1,509
- Springfield, Mass. 129,614 3,757 4,574 625 920
- Des Moines 126,468 4,465 4,982 1,530 1,598
- Trenton 119,289 5,693 5,577 1,550 1,426
- Salt Lake City 118,110 7,728 7,505 883 909
- Albany 113,344 3,216 4,168 578 900
- Cambridge, Mass. 109,694 3,822 4,664 871 1,423
- Spokane 104,437 6,478 7,237 933 1,311
- Kansas City, Kas. 101,177 4,774 4,129 45 133
- ---------- ------- ------- ------- -------
- Total 10,417,227 516,835 640,402 131,855 185,808
-
- Total in 30 Cities _1920_ _1921_ _Increase_
- Violation of Prohibition Laws 9,375 18,976 102.0%
- Drunken Autoists 1,513 2,743 81.0%
- Thefts and Burglary 24,770 26,888 9.0%
- Homicide 1,086 2,124 12.7%
- Assaults and Battery 21,147 23,977 13.4%
- Drug Addictions, etc. 1,897 2,745 44.6%
- Police Department Costs $31,193,639 $34,762,196 11.4%
-
-Judge Cavanagh of Chicago estimated that there were from 7,500 to 8,000
-cases of murder and manslaughter in the United States in 1921. But the
-Special Commission on Law Enforcement of the American Bar Association,
-in its official report made on August 10th, 1922, stated that there
-were no less than 9,500 “unlawful homicides” in this country in 1921.
-The average per day was twenty-six. In the previous year there were
-at least 9,000 such homicides. In the first nine months and a half of
-1922 there were 101 “unlawful homicides” in Philadelphia alone, as
-compared with the same number during all of 1921. In the same city, the
-arrests for violation of the dry law numbered 32,281, for the period
-between January and September, 1922. Of these, 25,925 were “drunk and
-disorderly.”
-
-In Providence, Rhode Island, drunkenness has increased 85 per cent
-since 1919. In Rochester, New York, crimes of violence in 1921 numbered
-607, as against 488 in 1917. In the latter year there were 323 arrests
-for burglary, while in 1921 there were no less than 502. It has been
-reported that the western part of the State has become the victim of a
-new crop of young, educated and what are called “polished” crooks.
-
-Sing Sing prison deported no less than sixty prisoners to Auburn in
-May, 1922, because of overcrowding.
-
-The warden of Sing Sing, to whom I wrote, asking for figures as to the
-inmates received at his prison, very graciously and with unprecedented
-promptness sent me the following report, and told me I could make my
-own deductions:
-
- Fiscal year ending June 30th, 1917 1071
- ” ” ” ” ” 1918 1197
- ” ” ” ” ” 1919 1073
- ” ” ” ” ” 1920 1490
- ” ” ” ” ” 1921 1414
- ” ” ” ” ” 1922 1613
-
-Figures do not lie.
-
-Yet the Prohibitionists insist that conditions are better than ever
-before, and I have seen otherwise intelligent citizens take it for
-granted that the figures given by a speaker at some uplift meeting were
-correct. Few of us go to the trouble of verifying statistics. But the
-fact remains that passionate crimes continue, murders of unprecedented
-cruelty are committed all the time, and a heaven on earth is, I fear,
-remote from us.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XV
-
-THE LITERARY DIGEST’S CANVASS
-
-
-The cry has gone up from time to time since the passage of the Volstead
-Act that the country at large wanted--nay, had demanded, Prohibition.
-_The Literary Digest_, hearing and noting these reiterations, decided
-to investigate the feeling of the land. They would have a referendum of
-the people through a straw vote; and they would get, in that way, at
-the truth.
-
-Many of us were not at all sure of the sentiment in communities like
-the Far and Middle West. We knew that the South, for reasons best
-known to itself, had favored large arid territories; but the East had
-remained insistently wet. Therefore, it was a big surprise, when the
-_Literary Digest’s_ returns began to come in, to discover that in
-many sections a reverse feeling flourished from that which had been
-anticipated. It must have proved a shock to the Anti-Saloon League, in
-its smug complacency, to learn that many citizens, like a man I met in
-Omaha, declared that he was greatly in favor of Prohibition--until we
-got it.
-
-Indeed, many feel just like that. Conditions are certainly intolerable
-wherever I have been. Drunkenness may have disappeared from the
-sidewalks, but it has taken to the taxicab; and though the corner
-saloon has gone (I hope forever) the hip-flask has taken its place, on
-the south-east corner of many an individual.
-
-So much had been said and written of the feeling of the country, that
-the _Digest_ (the editor-in-chief is a Prohibitionist, if I am not
-mistaken) went right to the heart of the thing, in no uncertain manner.
-Much discussion had taken place as to the temper of the people, and
-there seemed no way of arriving at the truth.
-
-Ten million blanks were sent out, to every kind of voter. The Bonus
-for Soldiers and Sailors was more or less tied up with Prohibition.
-Therefore it was deemed wise to try to get the popular sentiment on
-both questions at the same time.
-
-The questionnaire, in the form of a ballot, was as follows:
-
- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
- : Secret Ballot on Prohibition and Soldiers’ Bonus :
- : No Signature--No Condition--No Obligation :
- : Mark and Mail at Once :
- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
-
- _PROHIBITION:_ (Put a cross (x) in the square only
- opposite the policy you favor)
-
- A. Do you favor the continuance and +---+
- strict enforcement of the Eighteenth | |
- Amendment and Volstead Law? +---+
-
- B. Do you favor a modification of the +---+
- Volstead Law to permit light wines | |
- and beers? +---+
-
- C. Do you favor a repeal of the +---+
- Prohibition Amendment? | |
- +---+
- Mark (X) in ONE
- Square Only
- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
- SOLDIERS’ BONUS: (Put a cross (x) in the square)
- _Yes_ _No_
- Do you favor a Federal Bonus for all +---+ +---+
- American Soldiers and Sailors who | | | |
- wore the Uniform during the World +---+ +---+
- War?
-
- It is important to Mark and Return This Ballot Immediately.
-
-Every precaution was taken to obviate dishonesty; but I suppose as
-there never was an election without trouble at the polls--it would be
-expecting too much of human beings to believe otherwise--so in this
-solicitation there may have been a few duplicate votes to swell the
-general average, one way or the other. Yet the _Digest_ had confidence
-in the returns; and through their canvass of the various States we have
-come to see that there are not only “wets” and “drys,” but a third
-enormous party of what we might call “moists.” By this term is meant
-the people who wish a modification of the Volstead Act, permitting the
-sale of light wines and beer. Indeed, this party predominated in the
-final returns.
-
-The Anti-Saloon League has scorned the _Digest’s_ figures; yet one has
-a feeling that if the showing had been in favor of a strict observance
-and upholding of the present Prohibition law, a different attitude
-might have been observed on its part. It is but human, after all, to
-wish the tide to turn in the direction one has spiritedly advocated.
-Even the “moists” must have been surprised at their own brilliant
-showing.
-
-It was in July, 1922, that the first reports were made; and the
-_Digest_ was amazed when the ballots of the first hundred thousand
-poured in.
-
-Those in favor of a strict enforcement numbered 32,445.
-
-Those in favor of a modification numbered 39,665.
-
-Those in favor of a repeal of the Prohibition Amendment numbered 22,547.
-
-As to the Soldiers’ Bonus, the vote was almost even. Yes, 46,609. No,
-47,469.
-
-“Dampness seems to predominate,” the _Digest_ said. “The most startling
-fact revealed by this first tally is that the early voters are against
-the continuance and enforcement of the present Prohibition law by the
-proportion of nearly two to one. On the other hand, the voters show
-themselves in favor of the Prohibition Amendment, or, in other words,
-in favor of some sort of a Prohibition law, by the even larger ratio of
-72,000 to 22,500.”
-
-The editors were exceedingly fair in their appraisement of conditions.
-They stated that “In Kansas, the votes run 111 for strict enforcement,
-34 for modification and 14 for repeal of the Amendment. Thus the
-Prohibitionists, it is seen, outnumber the combined ‘moists’ and ‘wets’
-by almost three to one, a situation that is duplicated in no other
-State. Since this early vote was tabulated, a large number of returns
-have come in for Kansas and, even though we may be anticipating next
-week’s report of votes, it may be mentioned that this large vote is a
-striking verification of the conditions indicated by the small vote
-shown here. Kansas is for Prohibition, by approximately three to one.
-It is a significant fact, also, that this State has tried a dry régime
-for a number of years, and knows better than most others how it works.”
-
-But here again no thinking man, it seems to me, has a right to find
-fault with a State which wishes earnestly to go dry. Local option is
-sensible and reasonable; a certain territory could fence itself in,
-as it were, guarding itself from a menace, making all the strict laws
-it desired to protect its people from what it considered a tremendous
-evil. But it has no right to inflict its statutes upon its friendly
-neighbors, any more than the United States has a right to restrict
-drinking on the ocean, forbidding foreign vessels to enter our ports
-with cargoes of sealed spirits.
-
-It is interesting to note how the various States voted in this
-preliminary canvass.
-
-
-_DETAILED TABULATION OF THE FIRST RETURNS ON PROHIBITION_
-
- NEW ENGLAND _For_ _For_ _For_
- STATES _Enforcement_ _Modification_ _Repeal_
- 1--MAINE 24 17 17
- 2--N. H. 16 13 3
- 3--VT. 16 6 6
- 4--MASS. 4,242 4,862 2,805
- 5--R. I. 7 14 17
- 6--CONN. 34 39 20
- ------- ------- -------
- TOTAL VOTES 4,339 4,951 2,868
-
- MIDDLE ATLANTIC STATES
- 1--N. Y. 6,169 9,315 4,966
- 2--N. J. 29 45 27
- 3--PENN. 8,307 9,139 6,573
- ------- ------- -------
- TOTAL VOTES 14,505 18,499 11,566
-
- EAST NORTH CENTRAL STATES
- 1--OHIO 829 716 250
- 2--IND. 152 73 33
- 3--ILL. 9,312 12,012 6,621
- 4--MICH. 125 84 36
- 5--WISC. 75 69 22
- ------- ------- -------
- TOTAL VOTES 10,493 12,954 6,962
-
- WEST NORTH CENTRAL STATES
- 1--MINN. 89 82 17
- 2--IOWA 113 88 23
- 3--MO. 100 67 33
- 4--N. DAK. 16 17 1
- 5--S. DAK. 21 9 2
- 6--NEBR. 72 44 19
- 7--KANS. 111 34 14
- ------- ------- -------
- TOTAL VOTES 522 341 109
-
- SOUTH ATLANTIC STATES
- 1--DEL. 6 4 3
- 2--MD. 15 27 36
- 3--D. C. 14 27 8
- 4--VA. 28 27 9
- 5--W. VA. 18 20 4
- 6--N. CAR. 32 14 7
- 7--S. CAR. 10 11 4
- 8--GA. 24 27 12
- 9--FLA. 11 4 8
- ------- ------- -------
- TOTAL VOTES 158 161 91
-
- EAST SOUTH CENTRAL STATES
- 1--KY. 27 25 28
- 2--TENN. 42 17 10
- 3--ALA. 23 19 5
- 4--MISS. 13 11 5
- ------- ------- -------
- TOTAL VOTES 105 72 48
-
- WEST SOUTH CENTRAL STATES
- 1--ARK. 15 12 1
- 2--LA. 12 13 3
- 3--OKLA. 43 29 7
- 4--TEXAS 116 62 21
- ------- ------- -------
- TOTAL VOTES 186 116 32
-
- MOUNTAIN STATES
- 1--MONT. 11 16 8
- 2--IDAHO 9 13 5
- 3--WYO. 2 5 --
- 4--COLO. 31 30 11
- 5--N. MEX. 5 5 1
- 6--ARIZ. 8 3 --
- 7--UTAH 8 16 6
- 8--NEV. 1 1 1
- ------- ------- -------
- TOTAL VOTES 75 89 32
-
- PACIFIC STATES
- 1--WASH. 830 951 247
- 2--OREG. 28 22 6
- 3--CALIF. 1,204 1,509 585
- ------- ------- -------
- TOTAL VOTES 2,062 2,482 839
- ------- ------- -------
- GRAND TOTAL 32,445 39,665 22,547
-
-After the first and second polls had been taken by the _Digest_,--that
-is, after 200,000 votes had been classified,--the editors asked for an
-expression of opinion from William H. Anderson, State Superintendent of
-the Anti-Saloon League of New York and President of the Allied Citizens
-of America. He admitted the honesty, good faith and fairness of the
-canvass, but deemed it “unwise.” And he went on to say:
-
- “There is a clear and fundamental distinction between taking a
- poll on a question which is yet to be decided and taking a poll
- on a question which has been decided. In the latter case the
- issue inevitably presented to many minds is whether the law which
- represents the decision shall be enforced.”
-
-There are millions of citizens who look upon the Eighteenth Amendment
-as cause for a grievance; and the First Amendment states very clearly
-“the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the
-Government for a redress of grievances.”
-
-Surely it is no breach of the peace to ask for an expression from
-voters concerning a matter so serious as Prohibition, on which they
-never voted. How else could a clear comprehension be gained of the
-wishes of the people, save through the press in a country so vast as
-ours? Naturally, there would be resentment in the dry camp at any
-attempt to repeal the Eighteenth Amendment; but I hope there are no
-Americans who would honestly favor a supine obedience to a law which
-is abhorrent to such a number of us. Intolerance is not a worthy
-sentiment. It is a healthy sign when people disagree. The clash of
-minds leads to larger prospects of final understanding; and if it is
-found in the end that Prohibition is ardently wanted by the majority,
-we shall continue to have Prohibition, with, I trust, a perfect
-carrying out of the law. The _Digest’s_ desire to learn the truth is an
-admirable one. The advocates of Mr. Volstead have nothing to fear from
-it. If they are right, and people like myself are wrong, then right
-will prevail. Meanwhile, nothing is gained by cantankerously bidding us
-behave ourselves, and bow to the inevitable. This is but an added form
-of Prohibition which only serves to stir up enmities, to create further
-discords, and muddle matters even more. Your honest opinion and mine
-are quite as valuable to the country as that of Mr. Volstead and Mr.
-Anderson.
-
-And so the _Literary Digest_ evidently thought. For it continued to
-publish returns as they came flooding into the editorial office.
-Innumerable letters accompanied the votes. People from all sections of
-the country “spoke out in meeting,” advocating Government control of
-the liquor traffic. From Omaha and New Jersey this advice came, and
-from practically every State of the Union. The people were being heard
-from.
-
-The second hundred-thousand voted as follows:
-
- For strict enforcement 76,597
- For modification 85,151
- For repeal 45,646
-
-A poll was taken in many factories where both men and women are
-employed. In the Edison works in New Jersey, the poll was taken under
-the supervision of Charles A. Edison, “who saw to it that the ballots
-were distributed one to each worker. They were marked secretly,
-and deposited by the individual workers in sealed ballot boxes,
-later opened by representatives of the _Digest_. The result shows a
-proportion of slightly more than twenty to one against the continuation
-and enforcement of the present liquor laws.” This is the vote:
-
- For enforcement 93
- For modification 976
- For repeal 966
-
-A careful poll of the establishment of Parke, Davis & Company,
-manufacturing chemists, of Detroit, revealed the following results:
-
- For enforcement 218
- For modification 1,081
- For repeal 211
-
-Combining these two polls, the attitude of the workers in two
-representative factories would be summarized as follows:
-
- For enforcement 311
- For modification 2,059
- For repeal 1,177
-
-In connection with factories and labor, one inevitably thinks of Samuel
-Gompers. The _Digest_ asked him for an expression of opinion, wishing
-to get all sides of all subjects, and he sent this strong statement:
-
-“In addition to the vile and poisonous substitution for whiskey so
-largely consumed, and in addition to the increased drug habit since
-Prohibition, Prohibition has made a nation of grouches. It has taken
-the joy out of the American people, as can be attested by almost every
-social gathering. The whole scheme is unwarrantable interference with
-the personal freedom of the people, and increases discontent and
-resentment in the knowledge that those who have it, have it. I firmly
-believe that a modification of the Volstead Act so that beer and light
-wines may be manufactured and sold under proper regulations would solve
-the whole question rationally and helpfully.”
-
-The discontent of the worker is something to be considered--even
-by fanatics who would rule us by force, and seek to restrain too
-thoroughly man’s natural appetites. One must take into account the
-wishes of that vast army who do the drudgery of the world; and it
-does not require an immense amount of imagination to understand what
-the years may bring. If there is an apparent stolid indifference now
-in the realms of labor, the _Digest’s_ poll would seem to contradict
-any such belief. That the workingman is beginning to realize that a
-distinct form of class legislation has taken place there can be no
-doubt. I think the authorities would never dare to encroach upon a
-laborer’s rights in the matter of home brew. Yet they must be aware
-that, deprived of his only club, the corner saloon, the workingman who
-still desires a glass of beer occasionally is methodically producing
-it. Against the law? To the devil with the law, says the hard-working
-day laborer, when the rich disobey it every hour of their lives.
-
-Another factory, which employs women, was also canvassed. This was
-the establishment of the Campbell’s Soup Company in New Jersey.
-Approximately 30 per cent of the workers polled were women; yet the
-vote is against the present laws by a proportion of 9 to 1. This is how
-the voting ran:
-
- For enforcement 162
- For modification 720
- For repeal 750
-
-But the final figures are the most interesting of all. A summary
-of 922,383 ballots revealed this result, which must have proved
-disheartening to the Anti-Saloon League:
-
-
-_SUMMARY OF 922,383 BALLOTS ON PROHIBITION_
-
- _For Enforcement_ _For Modification_ _For Repeal_
- Main Poll 306,255--(38.5%) 325,549--(41.1%) 164,453--(20.4%)
- Women’s Poll 48,485--(44.5%) 39,914--(36.7%) 20,448--(18.8%)
- Factory Polls 1,453--( 8.4%) 10,871--(62.1%) 4,955--(29.5%)
- ---------------- ---------------- ----------------
- TOTALS 356,193--(38.6%) 376,334--(40.8%) 189,856--(20.6%)
-
-Is it necessary for anyone to say anything further about the temper of
-the country? Facts are facts.
-
-To repeat what my friend in Omaha said:
-
-“Prohibition was all right--until we got it!”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVI
-
-LITERATURE AND PROHIBITION
-
-
-The Young-Old Philosopher has recently been traveling over the country
-as far west as the Coast. He had heard that conditions, so far as
-Prohibition was concerned, were excellent out there; but he wished to
-observe for himself.
-
-He found them quite the contrary. In states like Oregon and Washington,
-which went dry long before national Prohibition became an established
-fact, the people were obtaining anything they desired. Close to the
-border, there is plenty of bootlegging, endless daring adventuring in
-the liquor traffic, many a bold plunge over the line to bring whiskey
-and gin into United States territory.
-
-And they certainly bring it. Meanwhile, the propaganda of the Puritans
-goes on--or, rather, the impropaganda; for it is not true that people
-are behaving themselves. There is just as much discontent and disorder
-among westerners as among easterners, so the Young-Old Philosopher
-observed.
-
-But in cities like Omaha, which is about in the center of the country,
-there is a dryness which is depressing. Passing through a hotel
-corridor one day at noon, the Young-Old Philosopher heard male
-voices, chanting in unison. He stepped to the open door of a private
-dining-room, and was much amused to see a group of forty or fifty solid
-business men, all wearing little badges proclaiming their allegiance
-to some organization or other, standing about the tables, lifting high
-their glasses of water, and shouting these words:
-
- “With the _feed_ on the _ta_-bull,
- And a good song _ring_-ing clear!”
-
-There was a desperate attempt at gaiety, a look in the eye of each
-prospective luncheoner which seemed to say, “We _will_ have a good
-time--in spite of Prohibition!” But my friend turned away at this
-travesty on mirth and good fellowship. He wondered if Richard Hovey
-was not turning in his grave at the cruel editing of his deathless
-“Stein Song,” and he counted it a pity that pewter mugs had been
-superseded by ice-water goblets; and he saw that Gopher Prairie was
-indeed a dreadful reality. Not that he would have wished to see the
-law disobeyed. He merely deprecated the tragic fact that this was the
-pass we had come to; this was the drab social order we had definitely
-arrived at. He went disconsolately down the hallway, brooding of all
-those ancient poets who had held it no shame to sing of the vine and
-the flowing bowl. No one had ever written a song in praise of food. And
-he thought if Hovey could be edited, soon the Bible itself would hear
-the snip-snip of the shears, as certain boisterous passages were cut
-out; and as for poor old Omar, he wondered how soon it would be before
-he was paraphrased by the reformers somewhat in this manner:
-
- Here with a little Bread beneath the Bough,
- A Flask of Milk, a Book of Verse--and Thou
- Beside me singing in the Wilderness--
- Ah! Paradise were Wilderness enow.
-
-And of course quatrains like this would soon be omitted from all
-editions:
-
- Why, be this Juice the growth of God, who dare
- Blaspheme the twisted tendril as a Snare?
- A Blessing, we should use it, should we not?
- And if a Curse--why, then, Who set it there?
-
-The story of the Marriage Feast at Cana must make sorry reading for any
-Prohibitionist; and the Young-Old Philosopher doubts not that it will
-be torn from the records in years to come. We shall not even be given
-the pleasure of reading about the jubilations of vanished times--times
-rich in banquets. Think of imperial Rome without golden goblets! They
-were as much a part of the feast as the fruit and the lights; and if we
-are to be deprived of the vicarious joy of dipping into the pagan past,
-might we not just as well renounce life entirely? Red wine will be as
-antiquated as the ermine and crowns of kings, my friend believes; yet
-who can deny the picturesqueness of the scepter and the court fool?
-They may not have been important, but they gave a glamour to dreary
-days. “And some of us may prefer them,” says the Young-Old Philosopher,
-“to the dandruff-covered collars of stupid senators and congressmen.”
-
-There is an old song of Abraham Cowley’s, written somewhere between
-1618 and 1667, which must give pain to any Prohibitionist. Will they
-strive to Bowdlerize the anthologies, erase from literature so true
-and human a poem as this, which voices a thought almost as old as the
-world? It is after Anacreon.
-
- The thirsty earth soaks up the rain,
- And drinks, and gapes for drink again;
- The plants suck in the earth, and are
- With constant drinking, fresh and fair;
- The sea itself (which one would think
- Should have but little need of drink)
- Drinks twice ten thousand rivers up,
- So filled that they o’erflow the cup.
- The busy sun (and one would guess
- By’s drunken fiery face no less)
- Drinks up the sea, and, when he’s done,
- The moon and stars drink up the sun:
- They drink and dance by their own light;
- They drink and revel all the night.
- Nothing in nature’s sober found,
- But an eternal “health” goes round.
- Fill up the bowl, then, fill it high--
- Fill all the glasses there; for why
- Should every creature drink but I?
- Why, men of morals, tell me why?
-
-Think of losing from English literature lines like these, from the
-“Last Poems” of A. E. Housman:
-
- Could man be drunk forever
- With liquor, love, or fights,
- Lief should I rouse at morning
- And lief lie down at nights.
-
- But men at whiles are sober
- And think by fits and starts,
- And if they think, they fasten
- Their hands upon their hearts.
-
-And so modern and exquisite a poet as Richard Le Gallienne has had
-much to say metrically of the follies of attempting to regulate by law
-the natural appetites of man. He sounds a warning in this tragic-comic
-ballade, spurning the busy-body reformers:
-
- They took away your drink from you,
- The kind old humanizing glass;
- Soon they will take tobacco too,
- And next they’ll take our demi-tasse.
- Don’t say, “The bill will never pass,”
- Nor this my warning word disdain;
- You said it once, you silly ass--
- Don’t make the same mistake again.
-
- We know them now, the bloodless crew,
- We know them all too well, alas!
- There’s nothing that they wouldn’t do
- To make the world a Bible class;
- Though against bottled beer or Bass
- I search the sacred text in vain
- To find a whisper--by the Mass!
- Don’t make the same mistake again.
-
- Beware these legislators blue,
- Pouring their moral poison-gas
- On all the joys our fathers knew;
- The very flowers in the grass
- Are safe no more, and, lad and lass,
- ’Ware the old birch-rod and the cane!
- Here comes our modern Hudibras!--
- Don’t make the same mistake again.
-
- ENVOI
-
- Prince, vanished is the rail of brass,
- So mark me well and my refrain--
- Tobacco next! you silly ass,
- Don’t make the same mistake again.
-
-It would be sad indeed to lose such a song as “Drink to Me Only with
-Thine Eyes!” How much poorer the garden of Poetry would be without such
-bibulous planters of rhyme as Burns and Poe and Verlaine! I suppose the
-paid Puritans would have even our poets walk the humdrum way, so that
-we would have no news of life from taverns and inns. The picturesque
-vagabond, the rapscallion son of song must be pulled in from the
-pleasant highways and made to “conform.”
-
-Conform to what? A three-room flat with kitchenette and running water,
-and a clerk’s desk downtown, with methodical rides on a heaving Subway
-train at eight in the morning and again at six in the evening. Well,
-there are other modes of living that seem a trifle sweeter to the
-dreamers of dreams, the makers of beauty. Art is not produced like so
-many bricks or like so many waffles in a waffle iron. It is shot with
-wonder; and just as the water-lily emerges in its white perfection from
-dubious slimy stems, so a great work of loveliness may sometimes rise
-from the meanest sources. That is what your Pharisee does not--and
-cannot--understand. He would cast us all into one mess-pot, stew us
-all in the same juice, and bid us all conform to some stupid “ideal”
-which he has the effrontery to hold before the artist as the ultimate
-goodness.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVII
-
-AMERICA TODAY
-
-
-My friend, the Young-Old Philosopher, is worried about America. He
-sees a drift toward old-time Puritanism--with the hood of hypocrisy
-used as a general covering. He knows a distinguished judge who
-recently sentenced a little bootlegger to thirty days in jail, and
-excoriated him in the court-room with all the power of language at his
-command. Then he dismissed court for the day, as he had an important
-social engagement uptown. On the way, he suggested to the Young-Old
-Philosopher that they drop in at a smart club. He was very weary after
-his heavy day’s work, and needed a bracer. He got it.
-
-On an evening a little later, this same personage--a man greatly
-respected in his community, whose utterances on civic affairs are often
-quoted in the papers--attended a dinner at one of the big hotels. Many
-eminent jurists and publicists were gathered together to do honor to
-one of their number. A little bar, with a man in a neat white jacket in
-charge, had been set up in a room not too remote from the dining-room;
-and thither the Great Men repaired to refresh themselves after the
-arduous duty of imposing fines and prison sentences on ruffians who
-dispensed alcohol through the city to those who, like the Great Men,
-could pay for it. But--“Judge not, lest ye be jugged.”
-
-And the Young-Old Philosopher told me that once he stood in the private
-office of a well-known lawyer when the telephone bell rang. He could
-not help hearing the conversation, which ran somewhat like this:
-
-“Yes? That you, Pete?... A dozen cases of the same--_you_ know.
-Tonight, if possible. Try to get it there. Same price, of course....
-Without fail; and I have a friend who wants to see you. Here’s the
-address: 000 Sherman. Call him up. He’s all right. Good-bye, Pete.”
-
-The Young-Old Philosopher has himself told me that he has no scruples
-about disobeying the liquor law; yet somehow it gave him no little
-pain to listen to this monologue, uttered by one whose life is given
-to forensic pleadings, whose maledictions pour forth in cataracts of
-eloquence when some shuddering nobody stands at the Bar of Justice. It
-is as though a priest left the altar to abscond, immediately after a
-high-minded sermon on the duties of Christians.
-
-In a far western State my friend saw the Governor take many highballs
-during and after a banquet in a public room. He saw the Mayor of the
-city do likewise; and he was conscious that a gentleman of the cloth
-was slowly but surely growing unconscious as the dinner went on its
-merry way. He had never before seen this happen.
-
-He was told by a fellow traveler, whose word he could not doubt, that
-all but 25 per cent of the Legislature of another western State went
-out and got beastly drunk, after they had voted for Prohibition.
-
-He has heard the jibes that foreigners, seeing what he has seen, fling
-at us every day; and he has had no answer to give them.
-
-He has come upon boys trying to open the lockers in country clubs--not
-little rowdies, but the sons of influential members--that they might
-steal some of the old man’s whiskey. They have boasted of their
-attempted and successful thefts.
-
-He has seen flappers disgustingly intoxicated. He has observed them
-putting their hands up to the hip-pockets of their boy companions, to
-see if a flask was there. Alas! it was.
-
-As limousines and taxis have flashed by him, he has caught glimpses
-of youngsters who, five years ago, would not have been allowed to go
-out without a chaperone, in such close proximity that for a moment he
-thought it was but one strange enigmatic form in the car.
-
-He has seen college boys in groups of three and four disappear into
-a small compartment on a train--and emerge ten minutes later with
-downcast eyes and sheepish grins, flushed with liquor; and he has seen
-the same boys repeat the proceeding ten or a dozen times on a journey
-lasting but a couple of hours.
-
-He has seen a woman, injured in the streets of one of our big cities,
-lying almost unconscious. A hotel was close by, and a doctor in the
-crowd suggested that someone rush to get some brandy. The man who
-volunteered to go came back without any--none was available, nor could
-the proprietor be induced to send any out, even if he had had it. He
-was suspicious of a stranger, making such a request--he was suspicious
-of everybody. Police in civilian clothes--oh, they were all too common
-these days, that he knew; and no one was going to catch _him_, even
-though a wounded woman lay prone and groaning at his door.
-
-He has heard the social service worker in a New York hospital say
-that, while conditions had slightly improved during the first few
-months of Prohibition, they were now worse than ever. In the old
-days, a workingman spent, say, $2.50 on grog out of his weekly wages,
-and was content to let it go at that; now he spends ten and twelve
-dollars--he’ll get his liquor at any cost; and the wives and families
-of such men are in despair. With the passing of time, the people have
-learned how to get drinks, and how to make them, and they are becoming
-more expert every day. But they drink poison--anything they can lay
-their hands upon--and become all but raving maniacs for a while.
-
-He has seen form letters from bootleggers in New York, giving price
-lists, just as though there were no law forbidding such transactions.
-Deliveries were promised within the city, at rates commensurately low.
-It was even stated that “prices were going down,” and that the best gin
-could be obtained, as well as other materials of alcoholic content.
-A printed address was given, and the mails were boldly used for this
-questionable business.
-
-He has known friends who had been on the water wagon for years to take
-to home-brewing as a natural course. Their excuse was that they could
-not afford the prices asked by professional bootleggers; and they
-were certain that they could not possibly give a dinner party now--of
-all times--without offering some stimulant to their guests. In the
-old days they would have ventured to do so. Since Prohibition people
-expected--and usually received--plenty of wet refreshment. They did not
-care to be segregated from their acquaintances; they did not relish
-the idea of having their invitations refused. So they gladly became
-law-breakers, and swiftly acquired skill in the preparation of all
-sorts of wines, gin and beer.
-
-He has seen, in a Southern city, the wife of a leading judge serving
-a punch made of apple juice and peach juice--oh, a very heady punch
-indeed!--to State officials, who had no qualms about accepting it,
-though they were aware that the law was being broken. And he saw young
-men made quite tight on this same punch.
-
-He has observed people entering a restaurant in New York with packages
-which obviously contained bottles. These, under the eye of a policeman
-in uniform, were taken from them by the employees of the hotel. One,
-a bottle of champagne, was poured into a great pitcher--the customers
-were graciously permitted to watch the process in a private room--and
-then served openly, again under the officer’s eye and nose, in the main
-dining room. So twisted has become our legal logic, that it seems it
-is one thing to drink from a bottle and quite another to drink from a
-pitcher. A nation of sophists, as well as hypocrites.
-
-He has seen motors searched on public highways, without a warrant; and
-he has known innocent occupants of the car to be told that “they could
-go on--the police had nothing on them.”
-
-He entered a small police station in California with a friend who had
-lost a valuable cigarette case--a friend of distinction. The officers
-instantly recognized him, opened a desk, exposing dozens of quarts of
-whiskey, and offered both the Young-Old Philosopher and his friend
-a drink. These officers were quite drunk. They laughingly told the
-complainant that they had just “pinched” a roadhouse, and were going
-to sell to another roadhouse the stock which they did not consume--and
-“pinch” the second man in due season, taking the pre-arranged graft
-which would come out of his profit.
-
-He remembers the case in the State of New York--no doubt others have
-forgotten it, as they forget much that they should remember--of an
-innocent farmer driving his motor through the countryside one day at
-dusk. He was ordered to stop by an officer who suddenly appeared on
-the road, and when he refused to do so he was instantly shot. Senator
-Wadsworth aired this frightful incident in the Senate, and the chief
-Prohibition enforcement officer of the State announced that it was the
-duty of automobilists to halt when they were ordered to do so, or they
-might suffer a like fate.
-
-He has seen in many a woman’s club, bottles of liquor smuggled in,
-cocktails made by the employees and served in private rooms. Then,
-because it was strictly against the rules to drink openly, like cats
-who had just stolen the cream, the ladies and their men guests walked
-guiltily but airily into the dining room, imagining that there were no
-evidences of their wrong-doing. The neat little leather or silver cases
-which contained the forbidden alcohol were automatically returned to
-their owners, who in turn handed them to their waiting chauffeurs--the
-latter, of course, were omitted from the happy function--and were taken
-home to be replenished at the next gathering.
-
-He has known an old lady, very ill, who craved, as she had never craved
-anything, a single glass of champagne; but even her druggist could not
-get it for her, at any price, on a doctor’s prescription. And she was
-denied the exhilaration of this simple luxury, in order, so my friend
-supposes, that some worthless drunkard who might better be under the
-sod, should be saved.
-
-Indeed, he has known many an invalid who might have gone to his grave a
-bit happier for some momentary stimulant which stupid reformers saw fit
-to withhold.
-
-He was told by the proprietor of several supper places in one of our
-great cities--and he cannot doubt his word, since he has known him for
-a long, long time--that one of the federal Prohibition officers who
-live on graft receives not less than five dollars for every case of
-wine which passes the Customs. Very swiftly this official is growing
-unbelievably rich; he does not wish, naturally, to see a return to
-what might now be considered the old, calm days. Not long ago, this
-grafter decided that it was about time to make a spectacular “raid”
-and close up, for a while, the cabarets along the route where he
-acted as supreme czar. For Washington might take his long inaction
-as neglect of duty. Therefore he set a night when he visited various
-restaurants in a limousine, warning the proprietors that they must shut
-down. But he added, in the ear of each, “Don’t worry! this is only a
-bluff--a spectacular gesture. You’ll all be free to sell stuff in a
-little while.” He meant that phrase, “a little while,” for, of course,
-his graft ceased during the interval of grayness. But the federal
-government, getting his report, seemed pleased at his attention to
-his duties, and all was serene for him. Champagne was purchased soon
-afterwards in all these cabarets, and the jazz struck up a livelier
-tune, and everybody was happy.
-
-He has read with astonishment that the student-governing body in
-several of our colleges has found it necessary to take formal action
-for the suppression of intoxication among under-graduates. Was this
-ever done in “the good old days”? Think of it! Your boy, whom the
-Volstead Act was to protect from the scandal of drunkenness, must have
-what is comparable to the Mullan-Gage Act and the Hobert Act pressed
-upon him in his college, so that he may be made to see the dangers that
-lurk in alcohol. The great and holy Government cannot control him; a
-minor form of tyranny and suppression must come into existence to aid
-the already heavy machinery of the law to run smoothly.
-
-He has known of an exalted judge who purchased liquor from a police
-officer, had it delivered at his door in a patrol wagon; and that wagon
-was guarded by a man in uniform.
-
-He has known another minion of the law who admitted that, though he had
-not violated the Volstead Act, for conscientious reasons, had never so
-much as had a case of bought-and-paid-for whiskey or beer carted to his
-door, he had somehow “found” a bottle or two in his home, left there by
-sympathetic friends, he supposed; yet he did not inquire. “Conscience
-doth make cowards of us all,” as _Hamlet_ said; but how one absolves
-himself is a matter of private concern. Rationalism could go no further
-than this minion’s processes of reasoning. Strange indeed are the
-ways of powerful public officials, obeying one law to the letter, and
-letting their ethics slip and slide when it comes to some other law
-which they do not really wish to keep, and do not really wish to break.
-
-He has heard a dapper young society man in Massachusetts glibly state
-that the best bootlegger in his town is a federal Prohibition officer,
-who can “get him anything he wants from beer to whiskey and liqueurs.”
-And the dapper young man thought this was “perfectly all right, and
-rather good to know in these arid days.” Moreover, one was perfectly
-certain that what one purchased from this scoundrel was the real
-thing--no chance of wood-alcohol blindness, or anything of that sort.
-
-You will notice that what the Young-Old Philosopher has seen is
-not confined to any one section of the country. He has traveled
-considerably to make his observations.
-
-This is the America of today, as the Young-Old Philosopher sees it. He
-says he is not so worried about the present generation as about the
-generation that may come after it. Surely the potential mothers and
-fathers of children a decade hence are not fit to take upon themselves
-the responsibilities and burdens of parenthood. What kind of offspring
-will they produce? So long as we are looking ahead, providing for
-the welfare of the race to be, let us wisely look far enough ahead so
-that our eugenics may mean something. It is folly to pretend to be
-altruistic, to dip into the immediate future, at the expense of the
-present. We will produce a decadent race if we are not careful.
-
-Do you like this America of today? The Young-Old Philosopher says
-frankly that he does not.
-
-Neither do I. And neither do you--if you are a good American.
-
-And what about the America of tomorrow?
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVIII
-
-OTHER REFORMS
-
-
-When books of the quality of “Jurgen” can be suppressed--happily this
-romance of James Branch Cabell has been restored to the libraries
-and book-stalls of the land--we are facing a dangerous precedent.
-“Casanova’s Homecoming” was likewise censored. But the Vice Society
-might be about better business. I could name a dozen volumes which they
-have stupidly imagined should be withdrawn from circulation, but it
-would be merely an idle repetition. The principle remains the same.
-
-Publishers and authors have become frightened. If the realm of art is
-to be invaded by reformers who fail to distinguish between beauty and
-filth, it is self-evident that there will be precious little art in
-America in the next hundred years. The pictures that we hang upon our
-walls may be torn down next, and the passion for dreariness may cause
-the entire United States to become one sad Sahara of utilitarianism,
-with no gleam of loveliness. The mania for standardizing us is growing;
-it is strange that the authorities do not pounce upon a play like
-“R. U. R.,” lest it put false notions into the minds of the simple
-people. There is a tremendous lesson in that drama. Crush us too
-much, make too many automatons, and one day the lifeless, bloodless,
-unimaginative host may rise in sudden might and defeat the very purpose
-of their masters.
-
-The easy triumph of Prohibition gives the reformer little to do--save
-to seek other avenues of sadistic expression. If we are to be dictated
-to as to which books we shall read, we will find a way to discover
-smut--and nothing but smut--just as we have found synthetic gin. And
-if the lifting of an elbow--a necessary gesture when one takes an
-old-fashioned drink--got on a Puritan’s nerves, I cannot think that the
-smoke curling from your cigarette and mine gives him anything but pain
-and genuine anguish of mind. Tobacco companies are worried, and some
-of them have been spending vast sums to offset the crusade against the
-weed. Meanwhile, the easy-going American says, “Well, of course, they
-did put Prohibition over on us, but--oh, they would not dare rob us of
-our cheroots. We simply wouldn’t stand for _that_.”
-
-But I am afraid that we are as spineless as ever. When meetings
-are organized to protest against the reformers, they are often ill
-attended. A dash of rain dampens the ardor of the lackadaisical citizen
-who prefers his own fireside to speeches that hit hard at this and that
-false cause. The trouble is that the fanatics have not made things
-quite hard enough for us. If there were a real lack of liquor; if
-complete drouth settled down over the land, we might rise in a great
-body and speak what we inwardly feel. But most of us are too lazy to
-fight back. Meanwhile, the organized minority gird on their armor,
-devising ways and means to torture us further. And in slippered comfort
-we sip our home brew or our dearly bought bootleg toddies, and decide
-that the effort required to get together is too great. We will let
-things drift. There must come a change; and after all, so long as
-Prohibition hasn’t really succeeded, what’s the use of worrying?
-
-The reformer knows this characteristic lethargy of the American people,
-and he smiles, assembles his cohorts, calls us, in the vernacular of
-the day, “easy marks,” and proceeds with his reforming.
-
-The return of Blue Laws is not improbable. A few towns have already
-adopted them, and in these movies are not tolerated on the Sabbath,
-newspapers are not allowed to be sold, even the trolley cars are
-stopped. A man may be arrested for painting his roof on Sunday; and
-as for a game of baseball on that day--it is unthinkable in many a
-community. One may not walk--except to church. The Puritan spirit is
-not dead. It lives in many a hamlet, dreary enough under the best
-conditions. The American people have come to a point where it is a
-matter of living or existing.
-
-For my own part, I am perfectly willing for the _Babbitts_ of this
-country to do as they please; all I ask is that they let me alone
-as I certainly shall let them alone. I have said elsewhere that I
-firmly believe in local option. That is because, perhaps, I think
-that contrast is the greatest thing in art and in life. I have never
-cared for regions of perpetual sunshine, just as I have never cared
-for localities where it rains, seemingly, forever. Give me a little of
-each. The Gopher Prairieite must feel an impulse to see a metropolis
-now and then; just as we who live in tremendous cities feel the urge
-every so often to seek the stillness of the woods.
-
-It so happens that a few people--nay, a great many--prefer to hive in
-cities, because there they find a certain amount of culture. They like
-the opera, and good plays, well acted--the sparkle which city life
-gives to them. They like dining out in restaurants, and they happen to
-care for the jeweled beauty of, say, Fifth Avenue or Michigan Avenue on
-a winter evening. The monotony of the life of a Kansas farmer does not
-appeal to them. They can scarcely understand that passion for seclusion
-which he craves. But they find no fault with his mode of living. They
-even look with a sort of amused tolerance upon those curious beings
-who sneer at women who smoke cigarettes. They know perfectly well
-that there are many virtuous women who smoke cigarettes, and it is
-difficult to understand why everyone cannot be possessed of the same
-knowledge. But they do not seek to impose their beliefs upon others.
-They do no proselytizing. They are not anxious to convert people to a
-way of thinking and reasoning that seems to them simple and natural.
-They understand that what is one man’s meat is another man’s poison;
-but they do resent being told that what they consume as meat should be
-labeled poison--by someone who has never tasted it.
-
-The Eighteenth Amendment tells us, practically, that it is wrong to
-drink. You and I know that it is not wrong to drink. But we do know
-full well, without being told, that it is very wrong to get drunk.
-
-In Kansas, the people are told that it is wrong to smoke; whereas
-anyone at all knows that it is in no wise wrong to smoke; but it is
-exceedingly wrong to over-smoke until one’s nerves become shattered and
-one’s hands tremble.
-
-The reformer, seeing only the ill effects upon those who overdo
-anything, and refusing to note the normal lives of those of us who
-never overdo anything, cannot differentiate. Hence the hullabaloo, the
-trouble, the mess the world is in today.
-
-Reformers, you see, lack discrimination. One might as well deplore
-Niagara Falls because a few fools plunge into its roaring torrents;
-cease to enjoy its beauty because suicides have taken advantage of
-its power and height to hurl themselves into eternity. One might as
-well say that no more skyscrapers are to be built, simply because now
-and then a man leaps from the top of one, and makes a ghastly mess of
-himself on the pavement below.
-
-Robert Louis Stevenson used to say that the little superfluities of
-life were what made it lovely--yes, and bearable. Living does not
-consist in a mere drab drudgery from day to day, proving oneself
-“efficient,” turning out, in orderly fashion, so many mechanical
-instruments, with no release from humdrum. Life must contain zest and
-ardor and variety. That zest and ardor and variety we human beings
-ourselves give or bring to it. There must be a garnishing of the
-dish of existence once in a while. We cannot have our days served up
-monotonously on a dull platter, see them flung upon the banquet table
-without a surrounding decoration of loveliness. Ugliness must be
-hidden; and sane fun must play its part in the scheme of things.
-
-Now it is obvious that drunkenness is a form of bestial ugliness, and
-should never be encouraged. Even we who are not professional reformers
-recognize that. But the right kind of mild drinking--the drinking of
-wines, which helps digestion by giving the proper spur to the gastric
-juices--is a salutary habit, and does no one any harm. In France I
-have never seen anyone intoxicated--except a visiting American; and I
-fear, with Prohibition, that more than ever will the cafés and streets
-of Paris be littered with shameful and shameless fellow countrymen
-of mine. The French learn from childhood how to drink; and a picture
-in a recent Parisian journal showed a group of three generations of
-wine-growers chosen at hazard from among many others. I never looked
-upon sturdier representatives of what some of our forlorn know-nothings
-would doubtless call a “decadent” people.
-
-Alcoholism is practically unknown among the Latin races. To go over
-the border into a sodden state of imbecility is well-nigh unthinkable
-to them. France got rid of absinthe when she realized the danger of
-that fiery liquid. She did not have to close up and seal and nail down
-every café in every city and hamlet just because a handful of ribald
-artists thought it smart to sit all afternoon and dream dreams of pink
-elephants. And, the instant absinthe became unlawful, the French obeyed
-the edict, accepted the truth that a menace had been removed, and went
-on consuming an occasional aperitif and light wines--never cocktails
-and highballs.
-
-But the American people, through their reformers, always have to go to
-extremes. We could not see the wisdom of cutting out or controlling
-hard drinking. We had to slam every door of every saloon; and,
-not content with that, we had to “mop up” the entire country--or
-ridiculously try to do so--until there should be no drop of beer, even,
-on anybody’s premises. Then, the moment we had done that, we forthwith
-craved a little liquor--because we couldn’t get it. Humanly enough,
-we were sorry that we had been so rash. True, we had rid ourselves of
-one of the most abhorrent evidences of our so-called civilization--the
-saloon with the swinging-door; but in doing so we had destroyed, or
-attempted to destroy, the harmless pleasure of men and women who had
-never entered a saloon. We punished everybody, in order to punish a few.
-
-This was not the right process. The folly of our reformers is working
-incalculable harm to the entire country. And the end is not yet.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIX
-
-IS EUROPE GOING DRY?
-
-
-If William E., otherwise known as “Pussyfoot,” Johnson has his way,
-Europe, too, will know the great drouth. It is something to have lost
-one’s eye in a cause, and still to retain one’s nerve and enthusiasm.
-
-There is no doubt that the liquor interests in Great Britain have
-become frightened, just as the tobacco interests have become alarmed
-here; and there are rumors of large sums being spent to contravert the
-propaganda of the temperance advocates in England. Lady Astor has come
-out strong for Prohibition.
-
-The London “pub” is a notoriously shocking place. In the meanest
-sections of the city, I have witnessed scenes which made one realize
-that Dickens did not exaggerate when he drew a character like _Bill
-Sykes_. I have seen thinly clad, anemic children waiting on the steps
-of a public house for not only their fathers, but their mothers, to
-emerge. And when they finally did so, they were so drunk that they
-could scarcely toddle to their wretched homes. The British could find a
-way to shut up these disreputable resorts without interfering with the
-liberty of that portion of the population which knows how to drink in
-moderation.
-
-During the war, and long after it, the hours were rigidly regulated
-with respect to bars. One could not obtain a drink until noon; then
-the bars were tightly closed again at 3:30 P.M., and not reopened
-until 6 o’clock, closing again at 9. There was little disorder, less
-drunkenness than ever before in the history of the country; and, with
-true British loyalty, everyone obeyed the law. No one even thought of
-disobeying it. That is a way they have over there. I don’t suppose one
-could have tempted an inn-keeper to sell one glass of ale, though he
-offered him a thousand pounds. I remember the shock of a bar-maid in a
-tiny town in the south of England when I, a visitor, not knowing the
-regulations, asked for a beaker of beer. “Why, we’re closed, sir, until
-suppertime,” she informed me; and turned away, not expecting--and not
-getting--any argument.
-
-Had we respected our laws we would not have had Prohibition today.
-
-In Sweden, in the summer of 1922, a referendum was taken on the
-all-important question of Prohibition; and the wets won. The returns
-were as follows:
-
- Against 930,655
- For 901,053
-
-As in America, certain localities were decidedly in favor of complete
-Prohibition; but in the large cities one found the desire for what
-might be termed “dampness.” The female vote was preponderately
-anti-Prohibition.
-
-A sensible system has been evolved in Sweden. They regulate the liquor
-traffic under what is known as the Bratt system. Only one organization
-in the country is permitted to dispense alcoholic beverages. This is
-known as the Wine and Spirits Central, and, as in the Province of
-Quebec, tickets are issued to citizens, and it is almost impossible to
-acquire more than one’s allotted quota. There is a widespread desire
-for a continued restriction of alcohol, but naturally quiet forces
-are at work all the time to bring about complete Prohibition. Certain
-reformers are attempting, by means of local option, gradually to make
-the whole of Sweden as dry as a desert; but Dr. Bratt is equally firm
-for the present system, which he contends--and figures would seem to
-confirm his contention--that it is better for the people than anything
-which could be devised. He has pointed out that in 1913, before liquor
-restriction, drunkenness was amazingly common. In 1921, drunkenness
-decreased 27 per cent. Arrests for drunkenness have gone down 49 per
-cent under his system. There is little doubt that government control in
-Sweden, as elsewhere, has worked remarkably well.
-
-Russia went dry. Now the Soviet government has decided that Prohibition
-is a complete failure, resulting in the secret manufacture, as in the
-United States, of much vile hootch. There will be a return to good
-vodka, and the proceeds coming from the sale of it will be used to
-educate the people. Doesn’t this sound sensible?
-
-It is unthinkable that Europe will ever be a Sahara; yet a few years
-ago it was likewise unthinkable that our own country would come to
-the arid state it now pretends to know. Anything is possible, and
-most things are probable in these days of delirium and stress. But a
-wineless France or a beerless Germany does seem rather grotesque. I
-have been told that many French wine merchants, certain that America’s
-going dry is but a phase that will pass, are keeping vast stores of
-champagne in readiness to ship to us as soon as our laws are rescinded.
-They simply cannot understand our Eighteenth Amendment; yet perhaps
-they will have written into their own statutes some equally drastic
-article in the not very distant future.
-
-That is how the Prohibitionists feel, at any rate. “Pussyfoot”
-Johnson at this writing is working hard in Australia to bring about
-this consummation. France knows already the Ligue Nationale Contre
-L’Alcoolisme, with offices in Paris; Switzerland has the Ligue Suise
-des Femmes Abstinentes; and both countries are being well peppered with
-depressing posters, showing the evil effects of booze. Such works of
-art take the place of old songs like “Father, Dear Father, Come Home
-with Me Now,” and plays like “Ten Nights in a Barroom.” They have
-their definite function, they will prove a power among the lower and
-middle classes, scorned though they may be by the manufacturers and
-dispensers of liquor.
-
-But as yet the economic questions involved tease and torment the
-thrifty Latin. He is wise enough to see that his country will suffer
-in another way if wine and other drinks are totally abolished; and, as
-always, he looks to America for some solution of his problem.
-
-The question therefore arises, Are the drys in the United States strong
-enough financially to aid Europe in her campaign against liquor? That
-the movement has started there in deadly earnest cannot be denied
-by anyone who has his eye on the situation. But it will require
-capital to keep it going, and just now all the European countries are
-notoriously poor. Is the cause of temperance deep-rooted enough to
-grow and flourish, despite the handicap of lack of funds? There may
-be multi-millionaires in the United States who will finance campaigns
-abroad, just as it has been rumored repeatedly with what regularity
-certain rich advocates of Prohibition have contributed to the American
-cause. In this event, the European movement would gain a tremendous
-impetus; and what the result will be cannot, of course, be foretold.
-
-The thing happened to us. It is ridiculous to prophesy that it cannot
-happen to Europe. The pendulum having swung all the way for us would
-seem to indicate that it may swing all, or part of the way, for
-Britishers and Latins alike.
-
-It will be interesting to watch and wait. Then we shall learn whether
-benevolent autocracies are better than autocratic democracies; whether
-crowns and ermine are more to be desired than top-hats and frock-coats.
-
-Europe dry? Do not smile. This is an age of unexpected events, a period
-of transition, the like of which has not been known before.
-
-But would Europeans obey laws that infringed upon their personal
-liberty? There were those who held that there would never be rebellion
-and riots in Germany, since the Germans were too docile a people to
-rise up against their government. Yet we know what the Germans did, and
-where the Kaiser is today.
-
-The spectacle of America’s going bone dry is not a heartening one.
-Ambassadors from other lands have seen our contempt for the law; and
-it is doubtful if any of them would recommend to their countries a
-counterfeiting of our methods and manners. We have come to little
-else than disruption and heart-breaking failure in this matter of
-Prohibition. Imitation of our ways would amount almost to madness.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XX
-
-WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
-
-
-One finds it hard to believe that a law is just and right and proper
-which so many splendid minds consider otherwise. There have been
-numerous societies formed to combat the Volstead Act, and in their long
-lists of members one may read the names of honorable citizens who feel
-impelled to express their views. Hundreds of influential newspapers
-stand solidly against the Eighteenth Amendment. The fight has not
-been taken up in one section of the country only. Mass meetings have
-been held in far separated localities, and protests have been voiced
-everywhere.
-
-In the last election--that in November, 1922--the voice of the people
-was heard in several States. Prohibition was an issue, and the victory
-was almost overwhelmingly for the wets. Wisconsin, for instance,
-elected seven candidates who had declared themselves for a modification
-of the Volstead Act. Senator Reed, of Missouri, an avowed foe of
-Prohibition, and Governor Edwards, of New Jersey, an even more ardent
-“wet,” won over their opponents, having made their views definitely
-known. Edwards now goes to the Senate.
-
-[Illustration: The Prohibitionists fail to realize that Prohibition,
-for them, is in itself a debauch, a kind of wild orgy, a sadistic
-spree. To strap us all to the water-wagon, snap the whip and keep us
-there for life seems to be their idea of a good time.]
-
-The citizens of Massachusetts defeated a bill for additional State
-machinery to make the Volstead Act more effective; and in Illinois
-there proved to be a feeling of three-to-one in favor of light wines
-and beer. The rural districts of Ohio caused the Prohibitionists to
-gain a victory in that State; but there is little doubt that a change
-is sweeping through the country. In New York State the Democratic
-candidate for Governor ran on a light-wine-and-beer platform, against
-a Republican candidate who had signed the wretched Mullan-Gage Act.
-The former won by a vast majority. The people were well aware that
-the federal laws would not be changed simply because the Empire State
-wished a return to moderate drinking; but thousands of Republicans
-voted for the avowedly “wet” candidate as a matter of principle. They
-felt that at least a splendid gesture had been made, and that those
-who looked on from other parts of the country, sensing the will of the
-people of New York, might come to realize that hereafter the candidate
-for office who announces his stand on the topic which is forever being
-discussed has the better chance of victory. The time for equivocation
-has gone by. The people want to know how politicians feel about
-Prohibition; and the defeat of Mr. Volstead himself for re-election was
-a significant circumstance.
-
-The Anti-Prohibitionists now know that they will have to organize and
-fight--and fight hard. It requires no tremendous amount of vision
-to see that, if both the big parties at present in power refuse to
-consider a change in the interpretation of the Volstead Act, a third
-party will arise, with Prohibition as the foremost issue before the
-people.
-
-President Harding has said that whether the country is to remain wet
-or dry will be a political issue for years to come. Statesmen and
-politicians alike are beginning to see and admit a change in the
-feeling of the people on the all-important subject of Prohibition.
-It is nonsense to say that a matter which is discussed everywhere
-at all times is a dead issue. Wherever men--and women--congregate;
-around every dinner-table; in every club; at every evening party, the
-topic invariably comes up. Is no significance to be attached to this
-circumstance? And not long ago the English and French were complaining
-about American visitors, since they found it rather boresome to listen,
-day in and day out, to nothing but their talk on the engrossing
-subject. We eat, sleep and (I was going to say drink) Prohibition.
-
-We have made a ghastly mistake. The unforeseen evils that have come
-in the wake of Prohibition far outweigh the good. We have never had
-anything but Poor Man’s Prohibition; and if it is true that those who
-feel the pinch of poverty have derived benefit from the closing of the
-saloon--as indeed they have--it is equally true that the moderately
-well-to-do have had their expenses increased. Used to drinking all
-their lives, they were not to be whipped into obeying a law with which
-they had no sympathy. They intended, humanly enough, to continue to
-get their grog--at any price. And they have done so, even though they
-afterward had a rendezvous with debt.
-
-The poor do not get their liquor, simply because they cannot afford it.
-I have seen clerks buying beer at seventy-five cents a bottle, which
-must have made quite a hole in their pay-envelopes. The honest laboring
-man could scarcely afford that extravagance; and so he goes beerless
-to bed, not because he wishes to, but because he has to. And you and
-I, whenever we desire liquid refreshment, know where we can obtain
-it. If an investigation were made of the savings of the great middle
-class during the past three years, I doubt if a good showing would be
-discovered. And is it not of some importance that this great group, who
-are the mainstay of the Republic, should be laying aside something for
-the future?
-
-The Prohibitionists will say that they have no sympathy with anyone who
-willfully breaks the law. But you cannot argue with people who count it
-no sin to disregard a statute. With clear consciences a vast body of
-people take not the slightest heed of the Eighteenth Amendment. They
-are simply bent upon getting what they wish, despite the Volstead Act,
-and nothing will convince them that they are not right. A law is of
-absolutely no value unless it meets with response from those whom it
-seeks to improve. After a long trial, anyone but a blind person must
-see that our Prohibition laws are violently opposed by millions of
-otherwise good citizens. The situation, instead of becoming better, as
-the Anti-Saloon League has all along predicted, has become steadily and
-obviously worse. There are danger signals confronting us. But there is
-a way out of our mess. That way lies through compromise.
-
-The Prohibitionists compromised, as of course they are well aware,
-when they did not make it against the law to drink in private homes.
-As I have said, they did not dare go quite that far. Had they done so,
-serious consequences would have followed. They likewise compromised
-when they gave us one-half of one per cent of alcohol in our beer. Why
-even that? To make it a little more distasteful, perhaps.
-
-The fact is that the American people are tired of Constitutional
-Amendments. I have heard sound-thinking men say that when our own
-private constitutions need an amendment, we can be depended upon to add
-one. We are not fools--in spite of the reformers. We still believe that
-there is something in the old judgment of the survival of the fittest.
-The worthy emerge; the unworthy remain where they belong, or sink to
-the depths.
-
-It is all very well to say that those who become blind through the
-drinking of wood-alcohol deserve their wretched fate; that if one takes
-such chances he deserves to lose his eyesight, if not his life. For
-myself, I cannot look at the matter quite so coldly. I have the deepest
-sympathy for those who, in good faith, drink something which turns out
-to be something else. They have simply humanly slipped; and but for
-this one lapse from grace they may be most estimable citizens. I think
-it is far more terrible that a decent manufacturer should go blind
-because an unreasonable and unenforceable law is on our books than
-that a million worthless imbeciles should lie in the gutter, drunk.
-I have known only a few “reformed” drunkards who ever amounted to a
-continental in after years; they were hardly worth saving. It is not
-very pleasant to think of an able citizen stricken at the height of his
-career; and his loss to the community is much more important than the
-so-called salvation of a dozen roustabouts.
-
-During the Christmas holidays of 1921, in and around New York City
-alone, there were twenty-six persons made blind, or killed outright,
-through wood-alcohol poisoning. And during another Christmas season
-wood-alcohol caused fifty-nine deaths in Massachusetts alone. Somehow
-I do not like to contemplate such catastrophes. But the professional
-reformers may be made of sterner stuff than I.
-
-Let us have done with the folly of something so radically false as
-Prohibition. In the old days, when a man got drunk, he broke the social
-code; now, he breaks not only that, but the penal code as well,
-thereby committing two offenses against society. But it is curious how
-little he cares about the second offense. With an easy conscience he
-deliberately goes about it--in fact, rather rejoices that he has proved
-himself such a devil.
-
-Drink, as no one will deny, is an inherently evil thing--a terrible
-force. But so is electricity a terrible force. Yet, rightly used, both
-are the reverse of evil.
-
-But just as the Prohibitionists will not recognize the good to be found
-in alcohol, they refuse to admit the evils resulting from the present
-drastic laws. They fail to realize that Prohibition, for them, is in
-itself a debauch, a kind of wild orgy, a sadistic spree. To strap us
-all to the water-wagon, snap the whip and keep us there for life, seems
-to be their idea of a good time.
-
-But it is hardly ours. We have begun to think that this strange and
-perverted conception of a Bacchanalian orgy has lasted quite long
-enough. And when the tide turns, the Prohibitionists may know something
-of the horrors of a hangover, and wonder if they are on the verge of a
-nervous breakdown. “The morning after” some approaching election may
-not be a pleasant one for them.
-
-But why not compromise before the inevitable day arrives? Rid of the
-saloon, the Prohibition triumph is complete enough. Local option will
-continue; and if the little places elect to go dry, of course they may
-do so; but as for the great cities, especially the metropolis, looking
-at the skull of its oldtime happiness one can but say, with _Hamlet_,
-“Alas! poor New Yorick!”
-
-Senator Frelinghuysen of New Jersey said not long ago that Prohibition
-was one of the most serious problems with which the American people
-have to deal. “In the country districts the people are in favor of
-upholding the Volstead law,” he made it clear. “The church people also
-are against any modification of the dry law. But when it comes to big
-industrial centers and to the working classes, to say nothing about the
-foreign-born population, they are all clamoring for a change in the law
-to permit the sale of light wines and beer.”
-
-If we would enact laws tomorrow giving the various States the right to
-control the liquor traffic within themselves, corruption would cease,
-and a sense of peace and happiness would descend upon the country.
-The constant agitations of this hour cannot go on. There is a nervous
-tension in the air; and so long as the Volstead Act remains, there will
-be disturbances comparable to the rumblings of earthquakes.
-
-Those of us who love America yearn for a return to truth and sanity.
-The present conditions are intolerable. Each political party is
-striving to evade this big issue. Each claims that neither the
-Democrats nor the Republicans gave the people Prohibition; yet the
-people are looking to one or the other party to take a stand on the
-question. The last elections proved that.
-
-Not forever can there be a process of evasion. A third political party
-will come out boldly and strong with a wet plank, and as soon as the
-politicians sense the will of the people there will be an immediate
-change. But how long will it take them to sense that will?
-
-Recently, a number of doctors brought suit to test the
-constitutionality of the Volstead Act as it affects the limitation
-on liquor which they may prescribe. Not all physicians oppose
-Prohibition--indeed, many have stated that whiskey is not essential in
-the practice of medicine; others hold a divergent view. But no one can
-deny that things have come to a strange pass when Congress, and not our
-doctors, treats patients ill with pneumonia and other diseases. Surely
-an issue as clouded as this should be cleared up.
-
-Light wines and beer will return--there is little doubt of that; but
-many people hold that we should adopt the Swedish and Canadian methods
-of Government Control. We have seen that, with the federal authorities
-managing the liquor traffic, a decent business is done, bootlegging is
-practically stopped, and revenue pours into the governmental coffers.
-Contentment takes the place of discontent, and those who drink pay the
-price--which they are more than willing to do. It is so obvious that
-this is the right method to pursue that it seems strange there should
-be any argument, that there should be any line-up of opposition.
-
-Yet the Prohibitionists, in the light of their failure in the United
-States, continue to make prophecies of a “bone dry” world in the years
-to be. With amazing clairvoyance a member of the World’s Women’s
-Christian Temperance Union has predicted that in 1924. Uruguay will
-go dry, and likewise Argentine; Austria and Denmark in 1925; Chili in
-1927; Great Britain in 1928; Germany in 1929; France in 1933; Japan in
-1936; Italy in 1938; Spain and China in 1939; and Cuba in 1940.
-
-Foreigners have frequently been heard to say that they cannot
-understand why Americans have not protested with a louder voice against
-the legislation which concerns Prohibition. They forget--or they do not
-realize--that the United States is a vast melting-pot, and that there
-are, alas! too few Americans left to make much of an impression. The
-links that draw together the individual nations of European countries
-are lacking in our own land. We have absorbed every race on earth; and
-these aliens do not know how to band together. They are not really part
-of us, and they are naturally confused at our methods of government.
-Many of them are strangers in a strange land, and perhaps they do not
-feel justified in protesting, even though they are citizens now, saying
-to themselves that if the Americans tolerate such rigid reforms, who
-are they to utter words of rebellion?
-
-Is it not self-evident that Prohibition has miserably failed when the
-President finds it necessary to call a solemn conclave of Governors
-to see what can be done, after three years, to force the people to
-obey the law in the various States? The Federal authorities, by that
-gesture, admit their inability to cope with the situation, which has
-now become intolerable. Scandal after scandal is being unearthed in
-sanctimonious Washington, the seat of the Government, and the home of
-Prohibition. It is being revealed that many Congressmen and Senators
-preach one thing and practise another. Is it not high time that
-their dishonesty is shown up? They should be made as ridiculous as
-possible. They should be made to see that they are the worst Americans
-in existence, pretending to be virtuous, invoking the law for their
-constituents, and bootlegging in secret. For at least the rest of
-the people who conscientiously break the law, are not on record as
-approving it.
-
-No one is sacrosanct on this flaming issue. Government buildings are
-said to contain plenty of liquid refreshment for the parched throats of
-these eloquent advocates of a “dry” country. So long and loudly have
-they proclaimed their insincere doctrine that at the end of a forensic
-day they doubtless require a long, cool drink. Let them be seen in all
-their inglorious hypocrisy. Let the whole land laugh at them; for it is
-only through laughter that they can be reached and hurt. A law that is
-winked at by those who framed it is not worth the cost required to set
-it up in type.
-
-But of course nothing will be done. No names will be named. The
-same hypocrisy will be practised here. When someone higher up is to
-be uncovered, the loudly proclaimed “investigation” will come to a
-sudden end. There are too many criminals in exalted places. We are
-the laughing-stock of the world as it is; but if the whole truth were
-known!...
-
-Economically, the people will have to have it driven home to them that
-Prohibition is a mistake. We are forever talking about the tariff;
-yet the most that our tariff can bring in is about $350,000,000 a
-year gross. The year 1914 was the banner year in the United States
-in producing beer. There were 66,000,000 barrels sold. If we had not
-had Prohibition thrust upon us, the normal growth would have been
-a production of about 100,000,000 barrels. The Government always
-collected revenue at the source--there was no bookkeeping, merely a
-stamping, a labeling of each barrel, and that was all there was to it.
-Think of the tax upon this one product alone which we are losing!
-
-In 1918 Canada imposed a tax of 15c on a gallon of beer. In 1922 it
-was 42½c a gallon. There are thirty gallons in a barrel, which means
-$13.60 a barrel now, or more than two and a half times as much as
-before. Multiply 100,000,000 barrels by $13.60, and you arrive at
-$1,360,000,000 revenue collected at the source, with no obstructions.
-This is four times as much as our tariff bill would give to the
-country. Moreover, if beer were restored, innumerable collateral
-businesses would be given new life. The bottling industry, corking,
-glassware--all these would be resuscitated, everyone would be happy,
-and personal taxes would be immeasurably lessened. As things now are,
-we are burdened with surtaxes, etc., which impoverish all kinds of
-industries and make for intense ill-feeling.
-
-Crying out for no change in our laws, it is the Prohibitionists
-themselves who have altered our statutes. Can they not be changed again?
-
-It may be that the Eighteenth Amendment will never be annulled. There
-are those, however, who are hopeful even of that. But Congress is
-privileged to define what constitutes an intoxicating beverage; and the
-Volstead Act is not static. The people will elect men to represent them
-at Washington who will liberally interpret the Eighteenth Amendment.
-Therein lies the remedy for much of our discontent.
-
-Prohibition rose, like a great wave; it is falling back now. The tide
-comes in, but it goes out again. And one can begin to hear the surge of
-a mighty people. They will speak at the polls, in every election; for
-Prohibition, until it is modified, will never be taken out of national
-politics.
-
-A sane compromise would clear up the situation almost overnight. And
-when the people speak, the Government must heed their voice.
-
-
-
-
-Transcriber’s Notes
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-Simple typographical errors were corrected.
-
-Punctuation, hyphenation, and spelling were made consistent when a
-predominant preference was found in the original book; otherwise they
-were not changed.
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