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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Verses, by Hilaire Belloc
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-VERSES BY H. BELLOC
-
-
-
-
- VERSES
-
- _By_
-
- HILAIRE BELLOC
-
- _With an Introduction_
-
- _By_
-
- JOYCE KILMER
-
- [Illustration]
-
- NEW YORK
- LAURENCE J. GOMME
- 1916
-
-
-
-
- COPYRIGHT, 1916, BY
- LAURENCE J. GOMME
-
- VAIL-BALLOU COMPANY
- BINGHAMTON AND NEW YORK
-
-
-
-
-To
-
-JOHN SWINNERTON PHILLIMORE
-
-A DEDICATION
-
-WITH THIS BOOK OF VERSE
-
- _When you and I were little tiny boys
- We took a most impertinent delight
- In foolish, painted and misshapen toys
- That hidden mothers brought to us at night._
-
- _Do you that have the child’s diviner part--
- The dear content a love familiar brings--
- Take these imperfect toys, till in your heart
- They too attain the form of perfect things?_
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
-
- PAGE
-
- INTRODUCTION xi
-
- TO DIVES 1
-
- STANZAS WRITTEN ON BATTERSEA BRIDGE DURING
- A SOUTH-WESTERLY GALE 4
-
- THE SOUTH COUNTRY 7
-
- THE FANATIC 10
-
- NOËL 14
-
- THE EARLY MORNING 16
-
- THE BIRDS 17
-
- OUR LORD AND OUR LADY 18
-
- IN A BOAT 20
-
- COURTESY 22
-
- THE NIGHT 24
-
- THE LEADER 25
-
- A BIVOUAC 27
-
- TO THE BALLIOL MEN STILL IN AFRICA 28
-
- VERSES TO A LORD WHO, IN THE HOUSE OF LORDS,
- SAID THAT THOSE WHO OPPOSED THE SOUTH
- AFRICAN ADVENTURE CONFUSED SOLDIERS WITH
- MONEY-GRUBBERS 30
-
- THE REBEL 32
-
- THE PROPHET LOST IN THE HILLS AT EVENING 34
-
- SONG, INVITING THE INFLUENCE OF A YOUNG LADY
- UPON THE OPENING YEAR 36
-
- THE RING 37
-
- CUCKOO 38
-
- THE MIRROR 39
-
- THE LITTLE SERVING MAID 40
-
- THE END OF THE ROAD 43
-
- AUVERGNAT 45
-
- DRINKING SONG, ON THE EXCELLENCE OF BURGUNDY WINE 46
-
- DRINKING DIRGE 48
-
- WEST SUSSEX DRINKING SONG 50
-
- A BALLAD ON SOCIOLOGICAL ECONOMICS 52
-
- AN ORACLE THAT WARNED THE WRITER WHEN ON PILGRIMAGE 54
-
- HERETICS ALL 55
-
- THE DEATH AND LAST CONFESSION OF WANDERING PETER 56
-
- DEDICATORY ODE 58
-
- DEDICATION ON THE GIFT OF A BOOK TO A CHILD 66
-
- DEDICATION OF A CHILD’S BOOK OF IMAGINARY TALES 67
-
- HOMAGE 68
-
- FILLE-LA-HAINE 69
-
- THE MOON’S FUNERAL 70
-
- THE HAPPY JOURNALIST 72
-
- LINES TO A DON 74
-
- NEWDIGATE POEM 77
-
- THE YELLOW MUSTARD 82
-
- ON HYGIENE 83
-
- THE FALSE HEART 84
-
- SONNET UPON GOD THE WINE-GIVER 85
-
- THE POLITICIAN OR THE IRISH EARLDOM 86
-
- SHORT BALLAD AND POSTSCRIPT ON CONSOLS 89
-
-
-
-
-INTRODUCTION
-
-By JOYCE KILMER
-
-
-Far from the poets being astray in prose-writing (said Francis
-Thompson) it might plausibly be contended that English prose, as an
-art, is but a secondary stream of the Pierian fount, and owes its very
-origin to the poets. The first writer one remembers with whom prose
-became an art was Sir Philip Sidney. And Sidney was a poet.
-
-This quotation is relevant to a consideration of Hilaire Belloc,
-because Belloc is a poet who happens to be known chiefly for his
-prose. His _Danton_ and _Robespierre_ have been read by every
-intelligent student of French history, his _Path to Rome_, that most
-high-spirited and engaging of travel books, has passed through many
-editions, his political writings are known to all lovers--and many
-foes--of democracy, his whimsically imaginative novels have their
-large and appreciative audience, and his exquisite brief essays are
-contemporary classics. And since the unforgetable month of August of
-the unforgetable year 1914, Hilaire Belloc has added to the number
-of his friends many thousands who care little for _belles lettres_
-and less for the French Revolution--he has become certainly the most
-popular, and by general opinion the shrewdest and best informed, of all
-chroniclers and critics of the Great War.
-
-There is nothing, it may be said, about these achievements to indicate
-the poet. How can this most public of publicists woo the shy and
-exacting Muse? His superabundant energy may now and again overflow in
-little lyrical rivulets, but how can he find time to turn it into the
-deep channels of song?
-
-Well, what is the difference between a poet who writes prose and a
-prose-writer who writes verse? The difference is easy to see but hard
-to describe. Mr. Thomas Hardy is a prose writer. He has forsaken the
-novel, of which he was so distinguished a master, to make cynical
-little sonnet portraits and to pour the acid wine of his philosophy--a
-sort of perverted Presbyterianism--into the graceful amphora of poetic
-drama. But he is not a poet. Thackeray was a prose-writer, in spite of
-his delicious light verse. Every novelist writes or has written verse,
-but not all of them are poets.
-
-Of course, Sir Walter Scott was first of all a poet--the greatest poet
-who ever wrote a novel. And no one who has read _Love in the Valley_
-can hesitate to give Meredith his proper title. Was Macaulay a poet? I
-think so--but perhaps I am in a hopeless minority in my belief that the
-author of _The Battle of Naseby_ and _The Lays of Ancient Rome_ was the
-last of the great English ballad makers.
-
-But this general truth cannot, I think, honestly be denied; there have
-been many great poets who have devoted most of their lives to writing
-prose. Some of them have died without discovering their neglected
-talent. I think that Walter Pater was one of these; much that is
-annoyingly subtle or annoyingly elaborate in his essays needs only
-rhyme and rhythm--the lovely accidents of poetry--to become graceful
-and appropriate. His famous description of the Mona Lisa is worthless
-if considered as a piece of serious æsthetic criticism. But it would
-make an admirable sonnet. And it is significant that Walter Pater’s two
-greatest pupils--Lionel Johnson and Father Gerard Hopkins, S.J.,--found
-expression for their genius not in prose, the chosen medium of their
-“unforgetably most gracious friend,” but in verse.
-
-From Walter Pater, that exquisite of letters, to the robust Hilaire
-Belloc may seem a long journey. But there is, I insist, this similarity
-between these contrasting writers, both are poets, and both are known
-to fame by their prose.
-
-For proof that Walter Pater was a poet, it is necessary only to
-read his _Renaissance Studies_ or his interpretations--unsound but
-fascinating--of the soul of ancient Greece. Often his essays, too
-delicately accurate in phrasing or too heavily laden with golden
-rhetoric, seem almost to cry aloud for the relief of rhyme and rhythm.
-
-Now, Hilaire Belloc suggests in many of his prose sketches that he is
-not using his true medium. I remember a brief essay on sleep which
-appeared in _The New Witness_--or, as it was then called, _The Eye
-Witness_--several years ago, which was not so much a complete work in
-itself as it was a draft for a poem. It had the economy of phrase, the
-concentration of idea, which is proper to poetry.
-
-But it is not necessary in the case of Hilaire Belloc, as it is in
-that of Walter Pater, to search pages of prose for proof that their
-author is a poet. Now and then--all too seldom--the idea in this man’s
-brain has insisted on its right, has scorned the proffered dress of
-prose, however fine of warp and woof, however stiff with rich verbal
-embroidery, and has demanded its rhymed and rhythmed wedding garments.
-Therefore, for proof that Hilaire Belloc is a poet it is necessary only
-to read his poetry.
-
-
-II
-
-Hilaire Belloc is a poet. Also he is a Frenchman, an Englishman,
-an Oxford man, a Roman Catholic, a country gentleman, a soldier, a
-democrat, and a practical journalist. He is always all these things.
-
-One sign that he is naturally a poet is that he is never deliberately a
-poet. No one can imagine him writing a poem to order--even to his own
-order. The poems knock at the door of his brain and demand to be let
-out. And he lets them out, carelessly enough, setting them comfortably
-down on paper simply because that is the treatment they desire. And
-this happens to be the way all real poetry is made.
-
-Not that all verse makers work that way. There are men who come upon a
-waterfall or mountain or an emotion and say: “Aha! here is something
-out of which I can extract a poem!” And they sit down in front of that
-waterfall or mountain or emotion and think up clever things to say
-about it. These things they put into metrical form, and the result they
-fondly call a poem.
-
-There’s no harm in that. It’s good exercise for the mind, and of it
-comes much interesting verse. But it is not the way in which the sum of
-the world’s literature is increased.
-
-Could anything, for example, be less studied, be more clearly marked
-with the stigmata of that noble spontaneity we call inspiration,
-than the passionate, rushing, irresistible lines “To the Balliol Men
-Still in Africa”? Like Gilbert K. Chesterton and many another English
-democrat, Hilaire Belloc deeply resented his country’s war upon the
-Boers. Yet his heart went out to the friends of his university days
-who were fighting in Africa. They were fighting, he thought, in an
-unjust cause; but they were his friends and they were, at any rate,
-fighting. And so he made something that seems (like all great writing)
-an utterance rather than a composition; he put his love of war in
-general and his hatred of this war in particular, his devotion to
-Balliol and to the friends of his youth into one of the very few pieces
-of genuine poetry which the Boer War produced. Nor has any of Oxford’s
-much-sung colleges known praise more fit than this
-
- “House that armours a man
- With the eyes of a boy and the heart of a ranger,
- And a laughing way in the teeth of the world,
- And a holy hunger and thirst for danger.”
-
-But perhaps a more typical example of Hilaire Belloc’s wanton genius is
-to be found not among those poems which are, throughout, the beautiful
-expressions of beautiful impressions, but among those which are
-careless, whimsical, colloquial. There is that delightful, but somewhat
-exasperating _Dedicatory Ode_. Hilaire Belloc is talking--charmingly,
-as is his custom--to some of his friends, who had belonged, in their
-university days, to a youthful revolutionary organization called the
-Republican Club. He happens to be talking in verse, for no particular
-reason except that it amuses him to talk in verse. He makes a number of
-excellent jokes, and enjoys them very much; his Pegasus is cantering
-down the road at a jolly gait, when suddenly, to the amazement of
-the spectators, it spreads out great golden wings and flashes like a
-meteor across the vault of heaven! We have been laughing at the droll
-tragedy of the opium-smoking Uncle Paul; we have been enjoying the
-humorous spectacle of the contemplative freshman--and suddenly we come
-upon a bit of astonishingly fine poetry. Who would expect, in all this
-whimsical and jovial writing, to find this really great stanza?
-
- “From quiet homes and first beginning,
- Out to the undiscovered ends.
- There’s nothing worth the wear of winning,
- But laughter and the love of friends.”
-
-Who having read these four lines, can forget them? And who but a poet
-could write them? But Hilaire Belloc has not forced himself into this
-high mood, nor does he bother to maintain it. He gaily passes on to
-another verse of drollery, and then, not because he wishes to bring
-the poem to an effective climax, but merely because it happens to
-be his mood, he ends the escapade he calls an Ode with eight or ten
-stanzas of nobly beautiful poetry.
-
-There is something almost uncanny about the flashes of inspiration
-which dart out at the astonished reader of Hilaire Belloc’s most
-frivolous verses. Let me alter a famous epigram and call his light
-verse a circus illuminated by lightning. There is that monumental
-burlesque, the Newdigate Poem--_A Prize Poem Submitted by Mr. Lambkin
-of Burford to the Examiners of the University of Oxford on the
-Prescribed Poetic Theme Set by Them in 1893, “The Benefits of the
-Electric Light.”_ It is a tremendous joke; with every line the reader
-echoes the author’s laughter. But without the slightest warning,
-Hilaire Belloc passes from the rollicking burlesque to shrewd satire;
-he has been merrily jesting with a bladder on a stick, he suddenly
-draws a gleaming rapier and thrusts it into the heart of error. He
-makes Mr. Lambkin say:
-
- “Life is a veil, its paths are dark and rough
- Only because we do not know enough:
- When Science has discovered something more
- We shall be happier than we were before.”
-
-Here we find the directness and restraint which belong to really great
-satire. This is the materialistic theory, the religion of Science,
-not burlesqued, not parodied, but merely stated nakedly, without the
-verbal frills and furbelows with which our forward-looking leaders of
-popular thought are accustomed to cover its obscene absurdity. Almost
-these very words have been uttered in a dozen “rationalistic” pulpits
-I could mention, pulpits occupied by robustuous practical gentlemen
-with very large eyes, great favourites with the women’s clubs. Their
-pet doctrines, their only and most offensive dogma, is not attacked,
-is not ridiculed; it is merely stated for them, in all kindness and
-simplicity. They cannot answer it, they cannot deny that it is a
-mercilessly fair statement of the “philosophy” that is their stock in
-trade. I hope that many of them will read it.
-
-
-III
-
-Hilaire Belloc was born July 27, 1870. He was educated at the Oratory
-School, Edgbaston, and at Balliol College, Oxford. After leaving school
-he served as a driver in the Eighth Regiment of French Artillery at
-Toul Meurthe-et-Moselle, being at that time a French citizen. Later he
-was naturalized as a British subject, and entered the House of Commons
-in 1906 as Liberal Member for South Salford. British politicians
-will not soon forget the motion which Hilaire Belloc introduced one
-day in the early Spring of 1908, the motion that the Party funds,
-hitherto secretly administered, be publicly audited. His vigorous
-and persistent campaign against the party system has placed him,
-with Cecil Chesterton, in the very front ranks of those to whom the
-democrats of Great Britain must look for leadership and inspiration.
-He was always a keen student of military affairs; he prophesied, long
-before the event, the present international conflict, describing with
-astonishing accuracy the details of the German invasion of Belgium and
-the resistance of Liège. Now he occupies a unique position among the
-journalists who comment upon the War, having tremendously increased the
-circulation of _Land and Water_, the periodical for which he writes
-regularly, and lecturing to a huge audience once a week on the events
-of the War in one of the largest of London’s concert halls--Queen’s
-Hall, where the same vast crowds that listen to the War lectures used
-to gather to hear the works of the foremost German composers.
-
-
-IV
-
-Hilaire Belloc, as I have said, is a Frenchman, an Englishman,
-an Oxford man, a country gentleman, a soldier, a democrat, and a
-practical journalist. In all these characters he utters his poetry. As
-a Frenchman, he is vivacious and gallant and quick. He has the noble
-English frankness, and that broad irresistible English mirthfulness
-which is so much more inclusive than that narrow possession, a sense
-of humour. Democrat though he is, there is about him something of the
-atmosphere of the country squire of some generations ago; it is in his
-heartiness, his jovial dignity, his deep love of the land. The author
-of _The South Country_ and _Courtesy_ has made Sussex his inalienable
-possession; he owns Sussex, as Dickens owns London, and Blackmore owns
-Devonshire. And he is thoroughly a soldier, a happy warrior, as brave
-and dextrous, no one can doubt, with a sword of steel as with a sword
-of words.
-
-He has taken the most severe risk which a poet can take: he has written
-poems about childhood. What happened when the late Algernon Charles
-Swinburne bent his energies to the task of celebrating this theme?
-As the result of his solemn meditation on the mystery of childhood,
-he arrived at two conclusions, which he melodiously announced to the
-world. They were, first, that the face of a baby wearing a plush cap
-looks like a moss-rose bud in its soft sheath, and, second, that
-“astrolabe” rhymes with “babe.” Very charming, of course, but certainly
-unworthy of a great poet. And upon this the obvious comment is that
-Swinburne was not a great poet. He took a theme terribly great and
-terribly simple, and about it he wrote ... something rather pretty.
-
-Now, when a really great poet--Francis Thompson, for example--has
-before him such a theme as childhood, he does not spend his time making
-far-fetched comparisons with moss-rose buds, or hunting for words that
-rhyme with “babe.” Childhood suggests Him Who made childhood sacred,
-so the poet writes _Ex Ore Infantium_, or such a poem as that which
-ends with the line:
-
- “Look for me in the nurseries of Heaven.”
-
-A poet may write pleasingly about mountains, and cyclones, and battles,
-and the love of woman, but if he is at all timid about the verdict of
-posterity he should avoid the theme of childhood as he would avoid the
-plague. For only great poets can write about childhood poems worthy to
-be printed.
-
-Hilaire Belloc has written poems about children, and they are worthy to
-be printed. He is never ironic when he thinks about childhood; he is
-gay, whimsical, with a slight suggestion of elfin cynicism, but he is
-direct, as a child is direct. He has written two dedicatory poems for
-books to be given to children; they are slight things but they are a
-revelation of their author’s power to do what only a very few poets can
-do, that is, to enter into the heart and mind of the child, following
-that advice which has its literary as well as moral significance, to
-“become as a little child.”
-
-And in many of Hilaire Belloc’s poems by no means intended for
-childish audiences there is an appealing simplicity that is genuinely
-and beautifully childish, something quite different from the adult and
-highly artificial simplicity of Professor A. E. Housman’s _A Shropshire
-Lad_. Take that quatrain _The Early Morning_. It is as clear and cool
-as the time it celebrates; it is absolutely destitute of rhetorical
-indulgence, poetical inversions or “literary” phrasing. It is, in
-fact, conversation--inspired conversation, which is poetry. It might
-have been written by a Wordsworth not painfully self-conscious, or
-by a Blake whose brain was not as yet muddled with impressionistic
-metaphysics.
-
-And his Christmas carols--they are fit to be sung by a chorus of
-children. Can any songs of the sort receive higher praise than that?
-Children, too, appreciate _The Birds_ and _Our Lord and Our Lady_. Nor
-is that wonderful prayer rather flatly called _In a Boat_ beyond the
-reach of their intelligence.
-
-Naturally enough, Hilaire Belloc is strongly drawn to the almost
-violent simplicity of the ballad. Bishop Percy would not have enjoyed
-the theological and political atmosphere of _The Little Serving Maid_,
-but he would have acknowledged its irresistible charm. There is that
-wholly delightful poem _The Death and Last Confession of Wandering
-Peter_--a most Bellocian vagabond. “He wandered everywhere he would:
-and all that he approved was sung, and most of what he saw was good.”
-Says Peter:
-
- “If all that I have loved and seen
- Be with me on the Judgment Day,
- I shall be saved the crowd between
- From Satan and his foul array.”
-
-Hilaire Belloc has seen much and loved much. He has sung lustily the
-things he approved--with what hearty hatred has he sung the things he
-disapproved!
-
-
-V
-
-Hilaire Belloc is not the man to spend much time in analysing his own
-emotions; he is not, thank God, a poetical psychologist. Love songs,
-drinking songs, battle songs--it is with these primitive and democratic
-things that he is chiefly concerned.
-
-But there is something more democratic than wine or love or war. That
-thing is Faith. And Hilaire Belloc’s part in increasing the sum of the
-world’s beauty would not be the considerable thing that it is were it
-not for his Faith. It is not that (like Dante Gabriel Rossetti) he is
-attracted by the Church’s pageantry and wealth of legend. To Hilaire
-Belloc the pageantry is only incidental, the essential thing is his
-Catholic Faith. He writes convincingly about Our Lady and Saint Joseph
-and the Child Jesus because he himself is convinced. He does not delve
-into mediæval tradition in quest of picturesque incidents, he merely
-writes what he knows to be true. His Faith furnishes him with the theme
-for those of his poems which are most likely to endure; his Faith gives
-him the “rapture of an inspiration.” His Faith enables him, as it has
-enabled many another poet, to see “in the lamp that is beauty, the
-light that is God.”
-
-And therein is Hilaire Belloc most thoroughly and consistently a
-democrat. For in this twentieth century it happens that there is on
-earth only one genuine democratic institution. And that institution is
-the Catholic Church.
-
-
-
-
-TO DIVES
-
-
- Dives, when you and I go down to Hell,
- Where scribblers end and millionaires as well,
- We shall be carrying on our separate backs
- Two very large but very different packs;
- And as you stagger under yours, my friend,
- Down the dull shore where all our journeys end,
- And go before me (as your rank demands)
- Towards the infinite flat underlands,
- And that dear river of forgetfulness--
- Charon, a man of exquisite address
- (For, as your wife’s progenitors could tell,
- They’re very strict on etiquette in Hell),
- Will, since you are a lord, observe, “My lord,
- We cannot take these weighty things aboard!”
- Then down they go, my wretched Dives, down--
- The fifteen sorts of boots you kept for town,
- The hat to meet the Devil in; the plain
- But costly ties; the cases of champagne;
- The solid watch, and seal, and chain, and charm;
- The working model of a Burning Farm
- (To give the little Belials); all the three
- Biscuits for Cerberus; the guarantee
- From Lambeth that the Rich can never burn,
- And even promising a safe return;
- The admirable overcoat, designed
- To cross Cocytus--very warmly lined:
- Sweet Dives, you will leave them all behind
- And enter Hell as tattered and as bare
- As was your father when he took the air
- Behind a barrow-load in Leicester Square.
- Then turned to me, and noting one that brings
- With careless step a mist of shadowy things:
- Laughter and memories, and a few regrets,
- Some honour, and a quantity of debts,
- A doubt or two of sorts, a trust in God,
- And (what will seem to you extremely odd)
- His father’s granfer’s father’s father’s name,
- Unspoilt, untitled, even spelt the same;
- Charon, who twenty thousand times before
- Has ferried Poets to the ulterior shore,
- Will estimate the weight I bear, and cry--
- “Comrade!” (He has himself been known to try
- His hand at Latin and Italian verse,
- Much in the style of Virgil--only worse)
- “We let such vain imaginaries pass!”
- Then tell me, Dives, which will look the ass--
- You, or myself? Or Charon? Who can tell?
- They order things so damnably in Hell.
-
-
-
-
-STANZAS WRITTEN ON BATTERSEA BRIDGE DURING A SOUTH-WESTERLY GALE
-
-
- The woods and downs have caught the mid-December,
- The noisy woods and high sea-downs of home;
- The wind has found me and I do remember
- The strong scent of the foam.
-
- Woods, darlings of my wandering feet, another
- Possesses you, another treads the Down;
- The South West Wind that was my elder brother
- Has come to me in town.
-
- The wind is shouting from the hills of morning,
- I do remember and I will not stay.
- I’ll take the Hampton road without a warning
- And get me clean away.
-
- The Channel is up, the little seas are leaping,
- The tide is making over Arun Bar;
- And there’s my boat, where all the rest are sleeping
- And my companions are.
-
- I’ll board her, and apparel her, and I’ll mount her,
- My boat, that was the strongest friend to me--
- That brought my boyhood to its first encounter
- And taught me the wide sea.
-
- Now shall I drive her, roaring hard a’ weather,
- Right for the salt and leave them all behind.
- We’ll quite forget the treacherous streets together
- And find--or shall we find?
-
- There is no Pilotry my soul relies on
- Whereby to catch beneath my bended hand,
- Faint and beloved along the extreme horizon
- That unforgotten land.
-
- We shall not round the granite piers and paven
- To lie to wharves we know with canvas furled.
- My little Boat, we shall not make the haven--
- It is not of the world.
-
- Somewhere of English forelands grandly guarded
- It stands, but not for exiles, marked and clean;
- Oh! not for us. A mist has risen and marred it:--
- My youth lies in between.
-
- So in this snare that holds me and appals me,
- Where honour hardly lives nor loves remain,
- The Sea compels me and my Country calls me,
- But stronger things restrain.
-
- * * * * *
-
- England, to me that never have malingered,
- Nor spoken falsely, nor your flattery used,
- Nor even in my rightful garden lingered:--
- What have you not refused?
-
-
-
-
-THE SOUTH COUNTRY
-
-
- When I am living in the Midlands
- That are sodden and unkind,
- I light my lamp in the evening:
- My work is left behind;
- And the great hills of the South Country
- Come back into my mind.
-
- The great hills of the South Country
- They stand along the sea;
- And it’s there walking in the high woods
- That I could wish to be,
- And the men that were boys when I was a boy
- Walking along with me.
-
- The men that live in North England
- I saw them for a day:
- Their hearts are set upon the waste fells,
- Their skies are fast and grey;
- From their castle-walls a man may see
- The mountains far away.
-
- The men that live in West England
- They see the Severn strong,
- A-rolling on rough water brown
- Light aspen leaves along.
- They have the secret of the Rocks,
- And the oldest kind of song.
-
- But the men that live in the South Country
- Are the kindest and most wise,
- They get their laughter from the loud surf,
- And the faith in their happy eyes
- Comes surely from our Sister the Spring
- When over the sea she flies;
- The violets suddenly bloom at her feet,
- She blesses us with surprise.
-
- I never get between the pines
- But I smell the Sussex air;
- Nor I never come on a belt of sand
- But my home is there.
- And along the sky the line of the Downs
- So noble and so bare.
-
- A lost thing could I never find,
- Nor a broken thing mend:
- And I fear I shall be all alone
- When I get towards the end.
- Who will there be to comfort me
- Or who will be my friend?
-
- I will gather and carefully make my friends
- Of the men of the Sussex Weald,
- They watch the stars from silent folds,
- They stiffly plough the field.
- By them and the God of the South Country
- My poor soul shall be healed.
-
- If I ever become a rich man,
- Or if ever I grow to be old,
- I will build a house with deep thatch
- To shelter me from the cold,
- And there shall the Sussex songs be sung
- And the story of Sussex told.
-
- I will hold my house in the high wood
- Within a walk of the sea,
- And the men that were boys when I was a boy
- Shall sit and drink with me.
-
-
-
-
-THE FANATIC
-
-
- Last night in Compton Street, Soho,
- A man whom many of you know
- Gave up the ghost at half past nine.
- That evening he had been to dine
- At Gressington’s--an act unwise,
- But not the cause of his demise.
- The doctors all agree that he
- Was touched with cardiac atrophy
- Accelerated (more or less)
- By lack of proper food, distress,
- Uncleanliness, and loss of sleep.
- He was a man that could not keep
- His money (when he had the same)
- Because of creditors who came
- And took it from him; and he gave
- So freely that he could not save.
- But all the while a sort of whim
- Persistently remained with him,
- Half admirable, half absurd:
- To keep his word, to keep his word....
- By which he did not mean what you
- And I would mean (of payments due
- Or punctual rental of the Flat--
- He was a deal too mad for that)
- But--as he put it with a fine
- Abandon, foolish or divine--
- But “That great word which every man
- Gave God before his life began.”
- It was a sacred word, he said,
- Which comforted the pathless dead
- And made God smile when it was shown
- Unforfeited, before the Throne.
- And this (he said) he meant to hold
- In spite of debt, and hate, and cold;
- And this (he said) he meant to show
- As passport to the wards below.
- He boasted of it and gave praise
- To his own self through all his days.
- He wrote a record to preserve
- How steadfastly he did not swerve
- From keeping it; how stiff he stood
- Its guardian, and maintained it good.
- He had two witnesses to swear
- He kept it once in Berkeley Square.
- (Where hardly anything survives)
- And, through the loneliest of lives
- He kept it clean, he kept it still,
- Down to the last extremes of ill.
- So when he died, of many friends
- Who came in crowds from all the ends
- Of London, that it might be known
- They knew the man who died alone,
- Some, who had thought his mood sublime
- And sent him soup from time to time,
- Said, “Well, you cannot make them fit
- The world, and there’s an end of it!”
- But others, wondering at him, said:
- “The man that kept his word is dead!”
- Then angrily, a certain third
- Cried, “Gentlemen, he kept his word.
- And as a man whom beasts surround
- Tumultuous, on a little mound
- Stands Archer, for one dreadful hour,
- Because a Man is borne to Power--
- And still, to daunt the pack below,
- Twangs the clear purpose of his bow,
- Till overwhelmed he dares to fall:
- So stood this bulwark of us all.
- He kept his word as none but he
- Could keep it, and as did not we.
- And round him as he kept his word
- To-day’s diseased and faithless herd,
- A moment loud, a moment strong,
- But foul forever, rolled along.”
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-
-
-
-NOËL
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-
-I
-
- On a winter’s night long time ago
- (_The bells ring loud and the bells ring low_),
- When high howled wind, and down fell snow
- (Carillon, Carilla).
- Saint Joseph he and Notre Dame,
- Riding on an ass, full weary came
- From Nazareth into Bethlehem.
- And the small child Jesus smile on you.
-
-
-II
-
- And Bethlehem inn they stood before
- (_The bells ring less and the bells ring more_),
- The landlord bade them begone from his door
- (Carillon, Carilla).
- “Poor folk” (says he), “must lie where they may,
- For the Duke of Jewry comes this way,
- With all his train on a Christmas Day.”
- And the small child Jesus smile on you.
-
-
-III
-
- Poor folk that may my carol hear
- (_The bells ring single and the bells ring clear_),
- See! God’s one child had hardest cheer!
- (Carillon, Carilla).
- Men grown hard on a Christmas morn;
- The dumb beast by and a babe forlorn.
- It was very, very cold when our Lord was born.
- And the small child Jesus smile on you.
-
-
-IV
-
- Now these were Jews as Jews must be
- (_The bells ring merry and the bells ring free_),
- But Christian men in a band are we
- (Carillon, Carilla).
- Empty we go, and ill be-dight,
- Singing Noël on a Winter’s night.
- Give us to sup by the warm firelight,
- And the small child Jesus smile on you.
-
-
-
-
-THE EARLY MORNING
-
-
- The moon on the one hand, the dawn on the other:
- The moon is my sister, the dawn is my brother.
- The moon on my left and the dawn on my right.
- My brother, good morning: my sister, good night.
-
-
-
-
-THE BIRDS
-
-
- When Jesus Christ was four years old,
- The angels brought Him toys of gold,
- Which no man ever had bought or sold.
-
- And yet with these He would not play.
- He made Him small fowl out of clay,
- And blessed them till they flew away:
- _Tu creasti Domine_.
-
- Jesus Christ, Thou child so wise,
- Bless mine hands and fill mine eyes,
- And bring my soul to Paradise.
-
-
-
-
-OUR LORD AND OUR LADY
-
-
- They warned Our Lady for the Child
- That was Our blessed Lord,
- And She took Him into the desert wild,
- Over the camel’s ford.
-
- And a long song She sang to Him
- And a short story told:
- And She wrapped Him in a woollen cloak
- To keep Him from the cold.
-
- But when Our Lord was grown a man
- The Rich they dragged Him down,
- And they crucified Him in Golgotha,
- Out and beyond the Town.
-
- They crucified Him on Calvary,
- Upon an April day;
- And because He had been her little Son
- She followed Him all the way.
-
- Our Lady stood beside the Cross,
- A little space apart,
- And when She heard Our Lord cry out
- A sword went through Her Heart.
-
- They laid Our Lord in a marble tomb,
- Dead, in a winding sheet.
- But Our Lady stands above the world
- With the white Moon at Her feet.
-
-
-
-
-IN A BOAT
-
-
- Lady! Lady!
- Upon Heaven-height,
- Above the harsh morning
- In the mere light.
-
- Above the spindrift
- And above the snow,
- Where no seas tumble,
- And no winds blow.
-
- The twisting tides,
- And the perilous sands
- Upon all sides
- Are in your holy hands.
-
- The wind harries
- And the cold kills;
- But I see your chapel
- Over far hills.
-
- My body is frozen,
- My soul is afraid:
- Stretch out your hands to me,
- Mother and maid.
-
- Mother of Christ,
- And Mother of me,
- Save me alive
- From the howl of the sea.
-
- If you will Mother me
- Till I grow old,
- I will hang in your chapel
- A ship of pure gold.
-
-
-
-
-COURTESY
-
-
- Of Courtesy, it is much less
- Than Courage of Heart or Holiness,
- Yet in my Walks it seems to me
- That the Grace of God is in Courtesy.
-
- On Monks I did in Storrington fall,
- They took me straight into their Hall;
- I saw Three Pictures on a wall,
- And Courtesy was in them all.
-
- The first the Annunciation;
- The second the Visitation;
- The third the Consolation,
- Of God that was Our Lady’s Son.
-
- The first was of Saint Gabriel;
- On Wings a-flame from Heaven he fell;
- And as he went upon one knee
- He shone with Heavenly Courtesy.
-
- Our Lady out of Nazareth rode--
- It was Her month of heavy load;
- Yet was Her face both great and kind,
- For Courtesy was in Her Mind.
-
- The third it was our Little Lord,
- Whom all the Kings in arms adored;
- He was so small you could not see
- His large intent of Courtesy.
-
- Our Lord, that was Our Lady’s Son,
- Go bless you, People, one by one;
- My Rhyme is written, my work is done.
-
-
-
-
-THE NIGHT
-
-
- Most holy Night, that still dost keep
- The keys of all the doors of sleep,
- To me when my tired eyelids close
- Give thou repose.
-
- And let the far lament of them
- That chaunt the dead day’s requiem
- Make in my ears, who wakeful lie,
- Soft lullaby.
-
- Let them that guard the horned moon
- By my bedside their memories croon.
- So shall I have new dreams and blest
- In my brief rest.
-
- Fold your great wings about my face,
- Hide dawning from my resting-place,
- And cheat me with your false delight,
- Most Holy Night.
-
-
-
-
-THE LEADER
-
-
- The sword fell down: I heard a knell;
- I thought that ease was best,
- And sullen men that buy and sell
- Were host: and I was guest.
- All unashamed I sat with swine,
- We shook the dice for war,
- The night was drunk with an evil wine--
- But she went on before.
-
- _She rode a steed of the sea-foam breed,
- All faery was her blade,
- And the armour on her tender limbs
- Was of the moonshine made._
-
- By God that sends the master-maids,
- I know not whence she came,
- But the sword she bore to save the soul
- Went up like an altar flame
- Where a broken race in a desert place
- Call on the Holy Name.
-
- _We strained our eyes in the dim day-rise,
- We could not see them plain;
- But two dead men from Valmy fen
- Rode at her bridle-rein._
-
- I hear them all, my fathers call,
- I see them how they ride,
- And where had been that rout obscene
- Was an army straight with pride.
- A hundred thousand marching men,
- Of squadrons twenty score,
- And after them all the guns, the guns,
- But she went on before.
-
- _Her face was like a king’s command
- When all the swords are drawn.
- She stretched her arms and smiled at us,
- Her head was higher than the hills.
- She led us to the endless plains.
- We lost her in the dawn._
-
-
-
-
-A BIVOUAC
-
-
-I
-
- You came without a human sound,
- You came and brought my soul to me;
- I only woke, and all around
- They slumbered on the firelit ground,
- Beside the guns in Burgundy.
-
-
-II
-
- I felt the gesture of your hands,
- You signed my forehead with the Cross;
- The gesture of your holy hands
- Was bounteous--like the misty lands
- Along the Hills in Calvados.
-
-
-III
-
- But when I slept I saw your eyes,
- Hungry as death, and very far.
- I saw demand in your dim eyes
- Mysterious as the moons that rise
- At midnight, in the Pines of Var.
-
-
-
-
-TO THE BALLIOL MEN STILL IN AFRICA
-
-
- Years ago when I was at Balliol,
- Balliol men--and I was one--
- Swam together in winter rivers,
- Wrestled together under the sun.
- And still in the heart of us, Balliol, Balliol,
- Loved already, but hardly known,
- Welded us each of us into the others:
- Called a levy and chose her own.
-
- Here is a House that armours a man
- With the eyes of a boy and the heart of a ranger,
- And a laughing way in the teeth of the world
- And a holy hunger and thirst for danger:
- Balliol made me, Balliol fed me,
- Whatever I had she gave me again:
- And the best of Balliol loved and led me.
- God be with you, Balliol men.
-
- I have said it before, and I say it again,
- There was treason done, and a false word spoken,
- And England under the dregs of men,
- And bribes about, and a treaty broken:
-
- But angry, lonely, hating it still,
- I wished to be there in spite of the wrong.
- My heart was heavy for Cumnor Hill
- And the hammer of galloping all day long.
-
- Galloping outward into the weather,
- Hands a-ready and battle in all:
- Words together and wine together
- And song together in Balliol Hall.
- Rare and single! Noble and few!...
- Oh! they have wasted you over the sea!
- The only brothers ever I knew,
- The men that laughed and quarrelled with me.
-
- * * * * *
-
- Balliol made me, Balliol fed me,
- Whatever I had she gave me again;
- And the best of Balliol loved and led me,
- God be with you, Balliol men.
-
-
-
-
-VERSES TO A LORD
-
-WHO, IN THE HOUSE OF LORDS, SAID THAT THOSE WHO OPPOSED THE SOUTH
-AFRICAN ADVENTURE CONFUSED SOLDIERS WITH MONEY-GRUBBERS
-
-
- You thought because we held, my lord,
- An ancient cause and strong,
- That therefore we maligned the sword:
- My lord, you did us wrong.
-
- We also know the sacred height
- Up on Tugela side,
- Where those three hundred fought with Beit
- And fair young Wernher died.
-
- The daybreak on the failing force,
- The final sabres drawn:
- Tall Goltman, silent on his horse,
- Superb against the dawn.
-
- The little mound where Eckstein stood
- And gallant Albu fell,
- And Oppenheim, half blind with blood,
- Went fording through the rising flood--
- My Lord, we know them well.
-
- The little empty homes forlorn,
- The ruined synagogues that mourn,
- In Frankfort and Berlin;
- We knew them when the peace was torn--
- We of a nobler lineage born--
- And now by all the gods of scorn
- We mean to rub them in.
-
-
-
-
-THE REBEL
-
-
- There is a wall of which the stones
- Are lies and bribes and dead men’s bones.
- And wrongfully this evil wall
- Denies what all men made for all,
- And shamelessly this wall surrounds
- Our homesteads and our native grounds.
-
- But I will gather and I will ride,
- And I will summon a countryside,
- And many a man shall hear my halloa
- Who never had thought the horn to follow;
- And many a man shall ride with me
- Who never had thought on earth to see
- High Justice in her armoury.
-
- When we find them where they stand,
- A mile of men on either hand,
- I mean to charge from right away
- And force the flanks of their array,
- And press them inward from the plains,
- And drive them clamouring down the lanes,
- And gallop and harry and have them down,
- And carry the gates and hold the town.
- Then shall I rest me from my ride
- With my great anger satisfied.
-
- Only, before I eat and drink,
- When I have killed them all, I think
- That I will batter their carven names,
- And slit the pictures in their frames,
- And burn for scent their cedar door,
- And melt the gold their women wore,
- And hack their horses at the knees,
- And hew to death their timber trees,
- And plough their gardens deep and through--
- And all these things I mean to do
- For fear perhaps my little son
- Should break his hands, as I have done.
-
-
-
-
-THE PROPHET LOST IN THE HILLS AT EVENING
-
-
- Strong God which made the topmost stars
- To circulate and keep their course,
- Remember me; whom all the bars
- Of sense and dreadful fate enforce.
-
- Above me in your heights and tall,
- Impassable the summits freeze,
- Below the haunted waters call
- Impassable beyond the trees.
-
- I hunger and I have no bread.
- My gourd is empty of the wine.
- Surely the footsteps of the dead
- Are shuffling softly close to mine!
-
- It darkens. I have lost the ford.
- There is a change on all things made.
- The rocks have evil faces, Lord,
- And I am awfully afraid.
-
- Remember me! the Voids of Hell
- Expand enormous all around.
- Strong friend of souls, Emmanuel,
- Redeem me from accursed ground.
-
- The long descent of wasted days,
- To these at last have led me down;
- Remember that I filled with praise
- The meaningless and doubtful ways
- That lead to an eternal town.
-
- I challenged and I kept the Faith,
- The bleeding path alone I trod;
- It darkens. Stand about my wraith,
- And harbour me--almighty God!
-
-
-
-
-SONG
-
-INVITING THE INFLUENCE OF A YOUNG LADY UPON THE OPENING YEAR
-
-
-I
-
- You wear the morning like your dress
- And are with mastery crowned;
- Whenas you walk your loveliness
- Goes shining all around.
- Upon your secret, smiling way
- Such new contents were found,
- The Dancing Loves made holiday
- On that delightful ground.
-
-
-II
-
- Then summon April forth, and send
- Commandment through the flowers;
- About our woods your grace extend
- A queen of careless hours.
- For oh, not Vera veiled in rain,
- Nor Dian’s sacred Ring,
- With all her royal nymphs in train
- Could so lead on the Spring.
-
-
-
-
-THE RING
-
-
- When I was flying before the King
- In the wood of Valognes in my hiding,
- Although I had not anything
- I sent a woman a golden ring.
-
- A Ring of the Moors beyond Leon
- With emerald and with diamond stone,
- And a writing no man ever had known,
- And an opal standing all alone.
-
- The shape of the ring the heart to bind:
- The emerald turns from cold to kind:
- The writing makes her sure to find:--
- But the evil opal changed her mind.
-
- Now when the King was dead, was he,
- I came back hurriedly over the sea
- From the long rocks in Normandy
- To Bosham that is by Selsey.
- And we clipt each other knee to knee.
- But what I had was lost to me.
-
-
-
-
-CUCKOO!
-
-
- In woods so long time bare.
- Cuckoo!
- Up and in the wood, I know not where
- Two notes fall.
- Yet I do not envy him at all
- His phantasy.
- Cuckoo!
- I too,
- Somewhere,
- I have sung as merrily as he
- Who can dare,
- Small and careless lover, so to laugh at care,
- And who
- Can call
- Cuckoo!
- In woods of winter weary,
- In scented woods, of winter weary, call
- Cuckoo!
- In woods so long time bare.
-
-
-
-
-THE MIRROR
-
-
- The mirror held your Fair, my Fair,
- A fickle moment’s space;
- You looked into mine eyes and there
- For ever fixed your face.
-
- Keep rather to your Looking Glass
- Than my more faithful eyes.
- It told the truth. Alas! my lass!
- My constant memory lies.
-
-
-
-
-THE LITTLE SERVING MAID
-
-
-I
-
- There was a Queen of England,
- And a good Queen too.
- She had a house in Powis Land
- With the Severn running through;
- And Men-folk and Women-folk
- Apprenticed to a trade;
- But the prettiest of all
- Was a Little Serving Maid.
-
-
-II
-
- “Oh Madam, Queen of England!
- Oh will you let me go!
- For there’s a Lad in London
- And he would have it so.
- And I would have it too, Madam,
- And with him would I bide;
- And he will be the Groom, Madam,
- And I shall be the Bride!”
-
-
-III
-
- “Oh fie to you and shame to you,
- You Little Serving Maid!
- And are you not astonied?
- And are you not afraid?
- For never was it known
- Since Yngelonde began
- That a Little Serving Maid
- Should go a-meeting of a man!”
-
-
-IV
-
- Then the Little Serving Maid
- She went and laid her down,
- With her cross and her bede,
- In her new courting gown.
- And she called in Mother Mary’s name
- And heavily she sighed:
- “I think that I have come to shame!”
- And after that she died.
-
-
-V
-
- The good Queen of England
- Her women came and ran:
- “The Little Serving Maid is dead
- From loving of a man!”
- Said the good Queen of England
- “That is ill news to hear!
- Take her out and shroud her,
- And lay her on a bier.”
-
-
-VI
-
- They laid her on a bier,
- In the court-yard all;
- Some came from Foresting,
- And some came from Hall.
- And Great Lords carried her,
- And proud Priests prayed.
- And that was the end
- Of the Little Serving Maid.
-
-
-
-
-THE END OF THE ROAD
-
-
- IN THESE BOOTS AND WITH THIS STAFF
- Two hundred leaguers and a half
- Walked I, went I, paced I, tripped I,
- Marched I, held I, skelped I, slipped I,
- Pushed I, panted, swung and dashed I;
- Picked I, forded, swam and splashed I,
- Strolled I, climbed I, crawled and scrambled,
- Dropped and dipped I, ranged and rambled;
- Plodded I, hobbled I, trudged and tramped I,
- And in lonely spinnies camped I,
- And in haunted pinewoods slept I,
- Lingered, loitered, limped and crept I,
- Clambered, halted, stepped and leapt I;
- Slowly sauntered, roundly strode I,
- And ... (Oh! Patron saints and Angels
- That protect the four Evangels!
- And you Prophets vel majores
- Vel incerti, vel minores,
- Virgines ac confessores
- Chief of whose peculiar glories
- Est in Aula Regis stare
- Atque orare et exorare
- Et clamare et conclamare
- Clamantes cum clamoribus
- Pro Nobis Peccatoribus.)
- Let me not conceal it.... _Rode I._
- (For who but critics could complain
- Of “riding” in a railway train?)
- Across the valley and the high-land,
- With all the world on either hand
- Drinking when I had a mind to,
- Singing when I felt inclined to;
- Nor ever turned my face to home
- Till I had slaked my heart at Rome.
-
-
-
-
-AUVERGNAT
-
-
- There was a man was half a clown
- (It’s so my father tells of it).
- He saw the church in Clermont town
- And laughed to hear the bells of it.
-
- He laughed to hear the bells that ring
- In Clermont Church and round of it;
- He heard the verger’s daughter sing,
- And loved her for the sound of it.
-
- The verger’s daughter said him nay;
- She had the right of choice in it.
- He left the town at break of day:
- He hadn’t had a voice in it.
-
- The road went up, the road went down,
- And there the matter ended it.
- He broke his heart in Clermont town,
- At Pontgibaud they mended it.
-
-
-
-
-DRINKING SONG
-
-ON THE EXCELLENCE OF BURGUNDY WINE
-
-
- My jolly fat host with your face all a-grin,
- Come, open the door to us, let us come in.
- A score of stout fellows who think it no sin
- If they toast till they’re hoarse, and they drink till they spin,
- Hoofed it amain,
- Rain or no rain,
- To crack your old jokes, and your bottles to drain.
-
- Such a warmth in the belly that nectar begets
- As soon as his guts with its humour he wets,
- The miser his gold, and the student his debts,
- And the beggar his rags and his hunger forgets.
- For there’s never a wine
- Like this tipple of thine
- From the great hill of Nuits to the River of Rhine.
-
- Outside you may hear the great gusts as they go
- By Foy, by Duerne, and the hills of Lerraulx,
- But the rain he may rain, and the wind he may blow,
- If the Devil’s above there’s good liquor below.
- So it abound,
- Pass it around,
- Burgundy’s Burgundy all the year round.
-
-
-
-
-DRINKING DIRGE
-
-
- A thousand years ago I used to dine
- In houses where they gave me such regale
- Of dear companionship and comrades fine
- That out I went alone beyond the pale;
- And riding, laughed and dared the skies malign
- To show me all the undiscovered tale--
- But my philosophy’s no more divine,
- I put my pleasure in a pint of ale.
-
- And you, my friends, oh! pleasant friends of mine,
- Who leave me now alone, without avail,
- On Californian hills you gave me wine,
- You gave me cider-drink in Longuevaille;
- If after many years you come to pine
- For comradeship that is an ancient tale--
- You’ll find me drinking beer in Dead Man’s Chine.
- I put my pleasure in a pint of ale.
-
- In many a briny boat I’ve tried the brine,
- From many a hidden harbour I’ve set sail,
- Steering towards the sunset where there shine
- The distant amethystine islands pale.
- There are no ports beyond the far sea-line,
- Nor any halloa to meet the mariner’s hail;
- I stand at home and slip the anchor-line.
- I put my pleasure in a pint of ale.
-
-ENVOI
-
- Prince! Is it true when you go out to dine
- You bring your bottle in a freezing pail?
- Why then you cannot be a friend of mine.
- _I_ put my pleasure in a pint of ale.
-
-
-
-
-WEST SUSSEX DRINKING SONG
-
-
- They sell good Beer at Haslemere
- And under Guildford Hill.
- At Little Cowfold as I’ve been told
- A beggar may drink his fill:
- There is a good brew in Amberley too,
- And by the bridge also;
- But the swipes they take in at Washington Inn
- Is the very best Beer I know.
-
-_Chorus_
-
- With my here it goes, there it goes,
- All the fun’s before us:
- The Tipple’s Aboard and the night is young,
- The door’s ajar and the Barrel is sprung,
- I am singing the best song ever was sung
- And it has a rousing chorus.
-
- If I were what I never can be,
- The master or the squire:
- If you gave me the hundred from here to the sea,
- Which is more than I desire:
-
- Then all my crops should be barley and hops,
- And did my harvest fail
- I’d sell every rood of mine acres I would
- For a belly-full of good Ale.
-
-_Chorus_
-
- With my here it goes, there it goes,
- All the fun’s before us:
- The Tipple’s aboard and the night is young,
- The door’s ajar and the Barrel is sprung,
- I am singing the best song ever was sung
- And it has a rousing chorus.
-
-
-
-
-A BALLAD ON SOCIOLOGICAL ECONOMICS
-
-
- A while ago it came to pass
- (Merry we carol it all the day),
- There sat a man on the top of an ass
- (Heart be happy and carol be gay
- In spite of the price of hay).
-
- And over the down they hoofed it so
- (Happy go lucky has best of fare),
- The man up above and the brute below
- (And singing we all forget to care
- A man may laugh if he dare).
-
- Over the stubble and round the crop
- (Life is short and the world is round),
- The donkey beneath and the man on top
- (Oh! let good ale be found, be found,
- Merry good ale and sound).
-
- It happened again as it happened before
- (Tobacco’s a boon but ale is bliss),
- The moke in the ditch and the man on the floor
- (And that is the moral to this, to this
- Remarkable artifice).
-
-
-
-
-AN ORACLE
-
-THAT WARNED THE WRITER WHEN ON PILGRIMAGE
-
-
- Matutinus adest ubi Vesper, et accipiens te
- Saepe recusatum voces intelligit hospes
- Rusticus ignotas notas, ac flumina tellus
- Occupat--In sancto tum, tum, stans Aede caveto
- Tonsuram Hirsuti Capitis, via namque pedestrem
- Ferrea praeveniens cursum, peregrine, laborem
- Pro pietate tua inceptum frustratur, amore
- Antiqui Ritus alto sub Numine Romae.
-
-
-_Translation of the above_:--
-
- When early morning seems but eve
- And they that still refuse receive:
- When speech unknown men understand;
- And floods are crossed upon dry land.
- Within the Sacred Walls beware
- The Shaven Head that boasts of Hair,
- For when the road attains the rail
- The Pilgrim’s great attempt shall fail.
-
-
-
-
-HERETICS ALL
-
-
- Heretics all, whoever you be,
- In Tarbes or Nimes, or over the sea,
- You never shall have good words from me.
- _Caritas non conturbat me._
-
- But Catholic men that live upon wine
- Are deep in the water, and frank, and fine;
- Wherever I travel I find it so,
- _Benedicamus Domino_.
-
- On childing women that are forlorn,
- And men that sweat in nothing but scorn:
- That is on all that ever were born,
- _Miserere Domine_.
-
- To my poor self on my deathbed,
- And all my dear companions dead,
- Because of the love that I bore them,
- _Dona Eis Requiem_.
-
-
-
-
-THE DEATH AND LAST CONFESSION OF WANDERING PETER
-
-
- When Peter Wanderwide was young
- He wandered everywhere he would:
- And all that he approved was sung,
- And most of what he saw was good.
-
- When Peter Wanderwide was thrown
- By Death himself beyond Auxerre,
- He chanted in heroic tone
- To priests and people gathered there:
-
- “If all that I have loved and seen
- Be with me on the Judgment Day,
- I shall be saved the crowd between
- From Satan and his foul array.
-
- “Almighty God will surely cry,
- ‘St. Michael! Who is this that stands
- With Ireland in his dubious eye,
- And Perigord between his hands,
-
- “‘And on his arm the stirrup-thongs,
- And in his gait the narrow seas,
- And in his mouth Burgundian songs,
- But in his heart the Pyrenees?’
-
- “St. Michael then will answer right
- (And not without angelic shame),
- ‘I seem to know his face by sight:
- I cannot recollect his name...?’
-
- “St. Peter will befriend me then,
- Because my name is Peter too:
- ‘I know him for the best of men
- That ever walloped barley brew.
-
- “‘And though I did not know him well
- And though his soul were clogged with sin,
- _I_ hold the keys of Heaven and Hell.
- Be welcome, noble Peterkin.’
-
- “Then shall I spread my native wings
- And tread secure the heavenly floor,
- And tell the Blessed doubtful things
- Of Val d’Aran and Perigord.”
-
- * * * * *
-
- This was the last and solemn jest
- Of weary Peter Wanderwide.
- He spoke it with a failing zest,
- And having spoken it, he died.
-
-
-
-
-DEDICATORY ODE
-
-
- I mean to write with all my strength
- (It lately has been sadly waning),
- A ballad of enormous length--
- Some parts of which will need explaining.[1]
-
- Because (unlike the bulk of men
- Who write for fame or public ends),
- I turn a lax and fluent pen
- To talking of my private friends.[2]
-
- For no one, in our long decline,
- So dusty, spiteful and divided,
- Had quite such pleasant friends as mine,
- Or loved them half as much as I did.
-
- * * * * *
-
- The Freshman ambles down the High,
- In love with everything he sees,
- He notes the very Midland sky,
- He sniffs a more than Midland breeze.
-
- “Can this be Oxford? This the place?”
- (He cries) “of which my father said
- The tutoring was a damned disgrace,
- The creed a mummery, stuffed and dead?
-
- “Can it be here that Uncle Paul
- Was driven by excessive gloom,
- To drink and debt, and, last of all,
- To smoking opium in his room?
-
- “Is it from here the people come,
- Who talk so loud, and roll their eyes,
- And stammer? How extremely rum!
- How curious! What a great surprise.
-
- “Some influence of a nobler day
- Than theirs (I mean than Uncle Paul’s),
- Has roused the sleep of their decay,
- And flecked with light their ancient walls.
-
- “O! dear undaunted boys of old,
- Would that your names were carven here,
- For all the world in stamps of gold,
- That I might read them and revere.
-
- “Who wrought and handed down for me
- This Oxford of the larger air,
- Laughing, and full of faith, and free,
- With youth resplendent everywhere?”
-
- Then learn: thou ill-instructed, blind,
- Young, callow, and untutored man,
- Their private names were ...[3]
- Their club was called REPUBLICAN.
-
- * * * * *
-
- Where on their banks of light they lie,
- The happy hills of Heaven between,
- The Gods that rule the morning sky
- Are not more young, nor more serene
-
- Than were the intrepid Four that stand,
- The first who dared to live their dream.
- And on this uncongenial land
- To found the Abbey of Theleme.
-
- We kept the Rabelaisian plan:[4]
- We dignified the dainty cloisters
- With Natural Law, the Rights of Man,
- Song, Stoicism, Wine and Oysters.
-
- The library was most inviting:
- The books upon the crowded shelves
- Were mainly of our private writing:
- We kept a school and taught ourselves.
-
- We taught the art of writing things
- On men we still should like to throttle:
- And where to get the Blood of Kings
- At only half a crown a bottle.
-
- * * * * *
-
- Eheu Fugaces! Postume!
- (An old quotation out of mode);
- My coat of dreams is stolen away
- My youth is passing down the road.
-
- * * * * *
-
- The wealth of youth, we spent it well
- And decently, as very few can.
- And is it lost? I cannot tell:
- And what is more, I doubt if you can.
-
- The question’s very much too wide,
- And much too deep, and much too hollow,
- And learned men on either side
- Use arguments I cannot follow.
-
- They say that in the unchanging place,
- Where all we loved is always dear,
- We meet our morning face to face
- And find at last our twentieth year....
-
- They say (and I am glad they say)
- It is so; and it may be so:
- It may be just the other way,
- I cannot tell. But this I know:
-
- From quiet homes and first beginning,
- Out to the undiscovered ends,
- There’s nothing worth the wear of winning,
- But laughter and the love of friends.
-
- * * * * *
-
- But something dwindles, oh! my peers,
- And something cheats the heart and passes,
- And Tom that meant to shake the years
- Has come to merely rattling glasses.
-
- And He, the Father of the Flock,
- Is keeping Burmesans in order,
- An exile on a lonely rock
- That overlooks the Chinese border.
-
- And One (Myself I mean--no less),
- Ah!--will Posterity believe it--
- Not only don’t deserve success,
- But hasn’t managed to achieve it.
-
- Not even this peculiar town
- Has ever fixed a friendship firmer,
- But--one is married, one’s gone down,
- And one’s a Don, and one’s in Burmah.
-
- * * * * *
-
- And oh! the days, the days, the days,
- When all the four were off together:
- The infinite deep of summer haze,
- The roaring charge of autumn weather!
-
- * * * * *
-
- I will not try the reach again,
- I will not set my sail alone,
- To moor a boat bereft of men
- At Yarnton’s tiny docks of stone.
-
- But I will sit beside the fire,
- And put my hand before my eyes,
- And trace, to fill my heart’s desire,
- The last of all our Odysseys.
-
- The quiet evening kept her tryst:
- Beneath an open sky we rode,
- And passed into a wandering mist
- Along the perfect Evenlode.
-
- The tender Evenlode that makes
- Her meadows hush to hear the sound
- Of waters mingling in the brakes,
- And binds my heart to English ground.
-
- A lovely river, all alone,
- She lingers in the hills and holds
- A hundred little towns of stones,
- Forgotten in the western wolds
-
- * * * * *
-
- I dare to think (though meaner powers
- Possess our thrones, and lesser wits
- Are drinking worser wine than ours,
- In what’s no longer Austerlitz)
-
- That surely a tremendous ghost,
- The brazen-lunged, the bumper-filler,
- Still sings to an immortal toast,
- The Misadventures of the Miller.
-
- The unending seas are hardly bar
- To men with such a prepossession:
- We were? Why then, by God, we _are_--
- Order! I call the Club to session!
-
- You do retain the song we set,
- And how it rises, trips and scans?
- You keep the sacred memory yet,
- Republicans? Republicans?
-
- You know the way the words were hurled,
- To break the worst of fortune’s rub?
- I give the toast across the world,
- And drink it, “Gentlemen: the Club.”
-
-
-FOOTNOTES:
-
- [1] But do not think I shall explain
- To any great extent. Believe me,
- I partly write to give you pain,
- And if you do not like me, leave me.
-
- [2] And least of all can you complain,
- Reviewers, whose unholy trade is,
- To puff with all your might and main
- Biographers of single ladies.
-
- [3] Never mind.
-
- [4] The plan forgot (I know not how,
- Perhaps the Refectory filled it),
- To put a chapel in; and now
- We’re mortgaging the rest to build it.
-
-
-
-
-DEDICATION ON THE GIFT OF A BOOK TO A CHILD
-
-
- Child! do not throw this book about!
- Refrain from the unholy pleasure
- Of cutting all the pictures out!
- Preserve it as your chiefest treasure.
-
- Child, have you never heard it said
- That you are heir to all the ages?
- Why, then, your hands were never made
- To tear these beautiful thick pages!
-
- Your little hands were made to take
- The better things and leave the worse ones:
- They also may be used to shake
- The Massive Paws of Elder Persons.
-
- And when your prayers complete the day,
- Darling, your little tiny hands
- Were also made, I think, to pray
- For men that lose their fairylands.
-
-
-
-
-DEDICATION OF A CHILD’S BOOK OF IMAGINARY TALES
-
-WHEREIN WRONG-DOERS SUFFER
-
-
- And is it true? It is not true!
- And if it was it wouldn’t do
- For people such as me and you,
- Who very nearly all day long
- Are doing something rather wrong.
-
-
-
-
-HOMAGE
-
-
-I
-
- There is a light around your head
- Which only Saints of God may wear,
- And all the flowers on which you tread
- In pleasaunce more than ours have fed,
- And supped the essential air
- Whose summer is a-pulse with music everywhere.
-
-
-II
-
- For you are younger than the mornings are
- That in the mountains break;
- When upland shepherds see their only star
- Pale on the dawn, and make
- In his surcease the hours,
- The early hours of all their happy circuit take.
-
-
-
-
-FILLE-LA-HAINE
-
-
- Death went into the steeple to ring,
- And he pulled the rope and he tolled a knell.
- Fille-la-Haine, how well you sing!
- Why are they ringing the Passing Bell?
- _Death went into the steeple to ring;
- Fille-la-Haine, how well you sing!_
-
- Death went down the stream in a boat,
- Down the river of Seine went he;
- Fille-la-Haine had a pain in her throat,
- Fille-la-Haine was nothing to me.
- _Death went down the stream in a boat;
- Fille-la-Haine had a pain in her throat._
-
- Death went up the hill in a cart
- (I have forgotten her lips and her laughter).
- Fille-la-Haine was my sweetheart
- (And all the village was following after).
- _Death went up the hill in a cart.
- Fille-la-Haine was my sweetheart._
-
-
-
-
-THE MOON’S FUNERAL
-
-
-I
-
- The Moon is dead. I saw her die.
- She in a drifting cloud was drest,
- She lay along the uncertain west,
- A dream to see.
- And very low she spake to me:
- “I go where none may understand,
- I fade into the nameless land,
- And there must lie perpetually.”
- And therefore I,
- And therefore loudly, loudly I
- And high
- And very piteously make cry:
- “The Moon is dead. I saw her die.”
-
-
-II
-
- And will she never rise again?
- The Holy Moon? Oh, never more!
- Perhaps along the inhuman shore
- Where pale ghosts are
- Beyond the low lethean fen
- She and some wide infernal star--
- To us who loved her never more,
- The Moon will never rise again.
- Oh! never more in nightly sky
- Her eye so high shall peep and pry
- To see the great world rolling by.
- For why?
- The Moon is dead. I saw her die.
-
-
-
-
-THE HAPPY JOURNALIST
-
-
- I love to walk about at night
- By nasty lanes and corners foul,
- All shielded from the unfriendly light
- And independent as the owl.
-
- By dirty grates I love to lurk;
- I often stoop to take a squint
- At printers working at their work.
- I muse upon the rot they print.
-
- The beggars please me, and the mud:
- The editors beneath their lamps
- As--Mr. Howl demanding blood,
- And Lord Retender stealing stamps,
-
- And Mr. Bing instructing liars,
- His elder son composing trash;
- Beaufort (whose real name is Meyers)
- Refusing anything but cash.
-
- I like to think of Mr. Meyers,
- I like to think of Mr. Bing.
- I like to think about the liars:
- It pleases me, that sort of thing.
-
- Policemen speak to me, but I,
- Remembering my civic rights,
- Neglect them and do not reply.
- I love to walk about at nights!
-
- At twenty-five to four I bunch
- Across a cab I can’t afford.
- I ring for breakfast after lunch.
- I am as happy as a lord!
-
-
-
-
-LINES TO A DON
-
-
- Remote and ineffectual Don
- That dared attack my Chesterton,
- With that poor weapon, half-impelled,
- Unlearnt, unsteady, hardly held,
- Unworthy for a tilt with men--
- Your quavering and corroded pen;
- Don poor at Bed and worse at Table,
- Don pinched, Don starved, Don miserable;
- Don stuttering, Don with roving eyes,
- Don nervous, Don of crudities;
- Don clerical, Don ordinary,
- Don self-absorbed and solitary;
- Don here-and-there, Don epileptic;
- Don puffed and empty, Don dyspeptic;
- Don middle-class, Don sycophantic,
- Don dull, Don brutish, Don pedantic;
- Don hypocritical, Don bad,
- Don furtive, Don three-quarters mad;
- Don (since a man must make an end),
- Don that shall never be my friend.
-
- * * * * *
-
- Don different from those regal Dons!
- With hearts of gold and lungs of bronze,
- Who shout and bang and roar and bawl
- The Absolute across the hall,
- Or sail in amply bellowing gown
- Enormous through the Sacred Town,
- Bearing from College to their homes
- Deep cargoes of gigantic tomes;
- Dons admirable! Dons of Might!
- Uprising on my inward sight
- Compact of ancient tales, and port
- And sleep--and learning of a sort.
- Dons English, worthy of the land;
- Dons rooted; Dons that understand.
- Good Dons perpetual that remain
- A landmark, walling in the plain--
- The horizon of my memories--
- Like large and comfortable trees.
-
- * * * * *
-
- Don very much apart from these,
- Thou scapegoat Don, thou Don devoted,
- Don to thine own damnation quoted,
- Perplexed to find thy trivial name
- Reared in my verse to lasting shame.
- Don dreadful, rasping Don and wearing,
- Repulsive Don--Don past all bearing.
- Don of the cold and doubtful breath,
- Don despicable, Don of death;
- Don nasty, skimpy, silent, level;
- Don evil; Don that serves the devil.
- Don ugly--that makes fifty lines.
- There is a Canon which confines
- A Rhymed Octosyllabic Curse
- If written in Iambic Verse
- To fifty lines. I never cut;
- I far prefer to end it--but
- Believe me I shall soon return.
- My fires are banked, yet still they burn
- To write some more about the Don
- That dared attack my Chesterton.
-
-
-
-
-NEWDIGATE POEM
-
- A PRIZE POEM SUBMITTED BY MR. LAMBKIN OF BURFORD TO THE EXAMINERS OF
- THE UNIVERSITY OF OXFORD ON THE PRESCRIBED POETIC THEME SET BY THEM
- IN 1893, “THE BENEFITS OF THE ELECTRIC LIGHT”
-
-
- Hail, Happy Muse, and touch the tuneful string!
- The benefits conferred by Science[1] I sing.
- Under the kind Examiners’ direction[2]
- I only write about them in connection
- With benefits which the Electric Light
- Confers on us; especially at night.
- These are my theme, of these my song shall rise.
- My lofty head shall swell to strike the skies.[3]
- And tears of hopeless love bedew the maiden’s eyes.
- Descend, O Muse, from thy divine abode,
- To Osney, on the Seven Bridges Road;
- For under Osney’s solitary shade
- The bulk of the Electric Light is made.
- Here are the works;--from hence the current flows
- Which (so the Company’s prospectus goes)
- Can furnish to Subscribers hour by hour
- No less than sixteen thousand candle power,[4]
- All at a thousand volts. (It is essential
- To keep the current at this high potential
- In spite of the considerable expense.)
- The Energy developed represents,
- Expressed in foot-tons, the united forces
- Of fifteen elephants and forty horses.
- But shall my scientific detail thus
- Clip the dear wings of Buoyant Pegasus?
- Shall pure statistics jar upon the ear
- That pants for Lyric accents loud and clear?
- Shall I describe the complex Dynamo
- Or write about its Commutator? No!
- To happier fields I lead my wanton pen,
- The proper study of mankind is men.
- Awake, my Muse! Portray the pleasing sight
- That meets us where they make Electric Light.
- Behold the Electrician where he stands:
- Soot, oil, and verdigris are on his hands;
- Large spots of grease defile his dirty clothes,
- The while his conversation drips with oaths.
- Shall such a being perish in its youth?
- Alas! it is indeed the fatal truth.
- In that dull brain, beneath that hair unkempt,
- Familiarity has bred contempt.
- We warn him of the gesture all too late:
- Oh, Heartless Jove! Oh, Adamantine Fate!
- Some random touch--a hand’s imprudent slip--
- The Terminals--a flash--a sound like “Zip!”
- A smell of burning fills the started Air--
- The Electrician is no longer there!
- But let us turn with true Artistic scorn
- From facts funereal and from views forlorn
- Of Erebus and Blackest midnight born.[5]
- Arouse thee, Muse! and chaunt in accents rich
- The interesting processes by which
- The Electricity is passed along:
- These are my theme: to these I bend my song.
- It runs encased in wood or porous brick
- Through copper wires two millimetres thick,
- And insulated on their dangerous mission
- By indiarubber, silk, or composition.
- Here you may put with critical felicity
- The following question: “What is Electricity?”
- “Molecular Activity,” say some,
- Others when asked say nothing, and are dumb.
- Whatever be its nature, this is clear:
- The rapid current checked in its career,
- Baulked in its race and halted in its course[6]
- Transforms to heat and light its latent force:
- It needs no pedant in the lecturer’s chair
- To prove that light and heat are present there.
- The pear-shaped vacuum globe, I understand,
- Is far too hot to fondle with the hand.
- While, as is patent to the meanest sight,
- The carbon filament is very bright.
- As for the lights they hang about the town,
- Some praise them highly, others run them down.
- This system (technically called the Arc),
- Makes some passages too light, others too dark.
- But in the house the soft and constant rays
- Have always met with universal praise.
- For instance: if you want to read in bed
- No candle burns beside your curtain’s head,
- Far from some distant corner of the room
- The incandescent lamp dispels the gloom,
- And with the largest print need hardly try
- The powers of any young and vigorous eye.
- Aroint thee, Muse! Inspired the poet sings!
- I cannot help observing future things!
- Life is a vale, its paths are dark and rough
- Only because we do not know enough:
- When Science has discovered something more
- We shall be happier than we were before.
- Hail, Britain, Mistress of the Azure Main,
- Ten thousand Fleets sweep over thee in vain!
- Hail, Mighty Mother of the Brave and Free,
- That beat Napoleon, and gave birth to me!
- Thou that canst wrap in thine emblazoned robe
- One quarter of the habitable globe.
- Thy mountains, wafted by a favouring breeze,
- Like mighty rocks withstand the stormy seas.
- Thou art a Christian Commonwealth; and yet
- Be thou not all unthankful--nor forget
- As thou exultest in Imperial Might
- The Benefits of the Electric Light.
-
-
-FOOTNOTES:
-
- [1] To be pronounced as a monosyllable in the Imperial fashion.
-
- [2] Mr. Punt, Mr. Howl, and Mr. Grewcock (now, alas, deceased).
-
- [3] A neat rendering of “Sublimi feriam sidera vertice.”
-
- [4] To the Examiners: These facts (of which I guarantee the accuracy)
- were given me by a Director.
-
- [5] A reminiscence of Milton: “Fas est et ab hoste doceri.”
-
- [6] Lambkin told me he regretted this line, which was for the sake of
- Rhyme. He would willingly have replaced it, but to his last day
- could construct no substitute.
-
-
-
-
-THE YELLOW MUSTARD
-
-
- Oh! ye that prink it to and fro,
- In pointed flounce and furbelow,
- What have ye known, what can ye know
- That have not seen the mustard grow?
-
- The yellow mustard is no less
- Than God’s good gift to loneliness;
- And he was sent in gorgeous press
- To jangle keys at my distress.
-
- I heard the throstle call again,
- Come hither, Pain! come hither, Pain!
- Till all my shameless feet were fain
- To wander through the summer rain.
-
- And far apart from human place,
- And flaming like a vast disgrace,
- There struck me blinding in the face
- The livery of the mustard race.
-
- * * * * *
-
- To see the yellow mustard grow
- Beyond the town, above, below;
- Beyond the purple houses, oh!
- To see the yellow mustard grow!
-
-
-
-
-ON HYGIENE
-
-
- Of old when folk lay sick and sorely tried,
- The doctors gave them medicine and they died.
- Here is an happier age, for now we know
- Both how to make men sick and keep them so.
-
-
-
-
-THE FALSE HEART
-
-
- I said to Heart, “How goes it?” Heart replied:
- “Right as a Ribstone Pippin!” But it lied.
-
- * * * * *
-
- A critic said large margins did not please him,
- I therefore printed just two lines, to tease him.
- And if he still complains of what I’ve done,
- In my next book I’ll fill a page with ONE.
-
-
-
-
-SONNET UPON GOD, THE WINE GIVER
-
-(_For Easter Sunday_)
-
-
- Thought Man made wine, I think God made it, too;
- God making all things, made Man made good wine.
- He taught him how the little tendrils twine
- About the stakes of labor close and true.
- Then next, with intimate prophetic laughter,
- He taught the Man, in His own image blest,
- To pluck and wagon and to--all the rest!
- To tread the grape and work his vintage after.
-
- So did God make us, making good wine makers;
- So did He order us to rule the field
- And now by God are we not only bakers;
- But winners also sacraments to yield;
- Yet most of all strong lovers, Praised be God!
- Who taught us how the wine-press should be trod!
-
-
-
-
-THE POLITICIAN OR THE IRISH EARLDOM
-
-
- A strong and striking Personality,
- Worth several hundred thousand pounds--
- Of strict political Morality--
- Was walking in his park-like Grounds;
- When, just as these began to pall on him
- (I mean the Trees, and Things like that),
- A Person who had come to call on him
- Approached him, taking off his Hat.
-
- He said, with singular veracity:
- “I serve our Sea-girt Mother-Land
- In no conspicuous capacity.
- I am but an Attorney; and
- I do a little elementary
- Negotiation, now and then,
- As Agent for a Parliamentary
- Division of the Town of N....
-
- “Merely as one of the Electorate--
- A member of the Commonweal--
- Before completing my Directorate,
- I want to know the way you feel
- On matters more or less debatable;
- As--whether our Imperial Pride
- Can treat as taxable or rateable
- The Gardens of ...” His host replied:
-
- “The Ravages of Inebriety
- (Alas! increasing day by day!)
- Are undermining all Society.
- I do not hesitate to say
- My country squanders her abilities,
- Observe how Montenegro treats
- Her Educational Facilities....
- ... As to the African defeats,
-
- “I bitterly deplored their frequency;
- On Canada we are agreed,
- The Laws protecting Public Decency
- Are very, very lax indeed!
- The Views of most of the Nobility
- Are very much the same as mine,
- On Thingumbob’s eligibility ...
- I trust that you remain to dine?”
-
- His Lordship pressed with importunity,
- As rarely he had pressed before.
-
- * * * * *
-
- It gave them both an opportunity
- To know each other’s value more.
-
-
-
-
-SHORT BALLAD AND POSTSCRIPT ON CONSOLS
-
-
-I
-
- Gigantic daughter of the West
- (The phrase is Tennysonian), who
- From this unconquerable breast
- The vigorous milk of Freedom drew
- --We gave it freely--shall the crest
- Of Empire in your keeping true,
- Shall England--I forget the rest,
- But Consols are at 82.
-
-
-II
-
- Now why should any one invest,
- As even City people do
- (His Lordship did among the rest),
- When stocks--but what is that to you?
- And then, who ever could have guessed
- About the guns--and horses too!--
- Besides, they knew their business best,
- And Consols are at 82.
-
-
-III
-
- It serves no purpose to protest,
- It isn’t manners to halloo
- About the way the thing was messed--
- Or vaguely call a man a Jew.
- A gentleman who cannot jest
- Remarked that we should muddle through
- (The continent was much impressed),
- And Consols are at 82.
-
-
-_Envoi_
-
- And, Botha lay at Pilgrim’s Rest
- And Myberg in the Great Karroo
- (A desert to the south and west),
- And Consols are at 82.
-
-
-_Postscript_
-
- Permit me--if you do not mind--
- To add it would be screaming fun
- If, after printing this, I find
- Them after all at 81.
-
- Or 70 or 63,
- Or 55 or 44,
- Or 39 and going free,
- Or 28--or even more.
-
- No matter--take no more advice
- From doubtful and intriguing men.
- Refuse the stuff at any price,
- And slowly watch them fall to 10.
-
- Meanwhile I feel a certain zest
- In writing once again the new
- Refrain that all is for the best,
- And Consols are at 82.
-
-
-
-
-TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES:
-
-
- Italicized text is surrounded by underscores: _italics_.
-
- Obvious typographical errors have been corrected.
-
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