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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Billy Bunny and Uncle Bull Frog + +Author: David Magie Cory + +Illustrator: Hugh Spencer + +Posting Date: January 27, 2009 [EBook #5947] +Release Date: June, 2004 +First posted: September 23, 2002 + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK BILLY BUNNY AND UNCLE BULL FROG *** + + + + +Produced by Juliet Sutherland, Charles Franks and the +Online Distributed Proofreading Team. + + + + + + + + + +BILLY BUNNY + +AND + +UNCLE BULL FROG + +BY + +DAVID CORY + +Author of "Billy Bunny and Daddy Fox," +"Billy Bunny and The Friendly Elephant," +"Billy Bunny and Uncle Lucky Lefthindfoot" + + +ILLUSTRATIONS BY + +HUGH SPENCER + + + +BILLY BUNNY BOOKS + +BY DAVID GORY + +Large 12 mo. Illustrated + +1. BILLY BUNNY AND THE FRIENDLY ELEPHANT + +2. BILLY BUNNY AND DADDY FOX + +3. BILLY BUNNY AND UNCLE BULL FROG + +4. BILLY BUNNY AND UNCLE LUCKY LEFTHINDFOOT + +Other Volumes in Preparation + +1920 + + + + +CONTENTS + +I. BILLY BUNNY AND MR. BLACKSNAKE + +II. BILLY BUNNY AND THE FRESHWATER CRAB + +III. BILLY BUNNY AND THE SORROWFUL JAY BIRD + +IV. BILLY BUNNY AND THE TING-A-LING TELEPHONE + +V. BILLY BUNNY AND THE RUNAWAY DOG + +VI. BILLY BUNNY AND MR. O'HARE'S ESCAPE + +VII. BILLY BUNNY AND THE POLICEMAN CAT + +VIII. BILLY BUNNY AND THE GRAY MOUSE + +IX. BILLY BUNNY AND RED ROOSTER + +X. BILLY BUNNY AND MRS. COW + +XI. BILLY BUNNY AND THE BIG BEAR + +XII. BILLY BUNNY AND THE RABBITVILLE "GAZETTE" + +XIII. BILLY BUNNY AND MR. MOLE + +XIV. BILLY BUNNY AND THE WATER SNAKE + +XV. BILLY BUNNY AND THE PEACOCK + +XVI. BILLY BUNNY AND THE MARBLE DEER + +XVII. BILLY BUNNY AND THE FOREST DANCE + +XVIII. BILLY BUNNY AND RAGGED RABBIT + +XIX. BILLY BUNNY AND TAILOR BIRD + +XX. BILLY BUNNY AND PARSON CROW + +XXI. BILLY BUNNY AND JACK-IN-THE-BOX + +XXII. BILLY BUNNY AND MR. DUCK + +XXIII. BILLY BUNNY AND THE FRETFUL PORCUPINE + +XXIV. BILLY BUNNY AND DANNY BILLYGOAT + +XXV. BILLY BUNNY AND THE WHALE + +XXVI. BILLY BUNNY AND THE MERMAID. + +XXVII. BILLY BUNNY AND THE BEANSTALK + +XXVIII. BILLY BUNNY AND SCATTERBRAINS + +XXIX. BILLY BUNNY AND MRS. BLACK CAT + +XXX. BILLY BUNNY AND BIG YELLOW DOG + +XXXI. BILLY BUNNY AND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY + +XXXII. BILLY BUNNY AND THE LOST RING + +XXXIII. BILLY BUNNY AND THE GREAT NEWS + +XXXIV. BILLY BUNNY AND JENNY MUSKRAT + +XXXV. BILLY BUNNY AND THE MILLER'S DOG + +XXXVI. BILLY BUNNY AND THE WOODCHUCK + +XXXVII. BILLY BUNNY AND LITTLE PEEWEE + +XXXVIII. BILLY BUNNY AND OLD MOTHER MAGPIE + + + + +STORY I. + +BILLY BUNNY AND MR. BLACKSNAKE. + + + Rain, rain, go away, + Billy Bunny wants to play. + +This is what Willy Wind sang one morning. Oh, so early, as the +raindrops pitter-pattered on the roof of the little rabbit's house in +the Old Brier Patch. + +And then of course he woke up and wiggled his little pink nose a +million times less or more, and pretty soon he was wide awake, so he +got up and looked into the mirror to see if his eyes were open, as he +wasn't quite sure he was wide awake after all, for the raindrops made +a drowsy noise on the old shingles and the alarm clock wouldn't go +off, although it was 14 o'clock. + +Well, after a little while, not so very long, his mother called to +him, "Billy Bunny, the stewed lollypops are getting cold and the +robin's eggs will be hard boiled if you don't hurry up, or hurry down, +or something." + +"I'll be ready in a jiffy," answered the little rabbit, and then he +brushed his whiskers and parted his hair in the middle with a little +chip, and after that he was ready for breakfast and dinner and supper, +for rabbits are always hungry, you know, and can eat all the time, so +I've been told, and I guess it must be true, for why should an old +rabbit have told me that if it isn't the truth, I should like to know, +and so would you, I'm sure. + +"Don't forget your rubber boots," said Mrs. Bunny after the morning +meal was over, as Billy Bunny started to hop outdoors. So, like a good +little bunny boy, he came back and put them on, and then before he +went he polished the brass door knob on the front door and swept the +leaves off the little stone walk. + +And after that he was ready to do whatever he liked, so out he went on +the Pleasant Meadow to eat some clover tops so as not to feel hungry +for the next ten minutes. + +And just then Mrs. Cow came along with her tinkle, tinkle bell that +hung at her throat from a leather collar. + +"Where are you going?" she asked, but the little rabbit didn't know. +He was only looking around. He hadn't had time to make up his mind +what to do, and just then, all of a sudden, just like that, Mr. +Blacksnake rose out of the grass. + +"Look out!" cried Mrs. Cow. "Maybe he's going to eat you," but whether +he was I'm sure I don't know, for Billy Bunny didn't wait to see. He +didn't care whether Mr. Blacksnake wanted his breakfast, but hopped +away as fast as he could and pretty soon, not so very far, he came to +the Babbling Brook, and there sat the little fresh water crab on the +sand, and when he saw Billy Bunny he said: + + "It's raining, Billy Bunny, + But you and I don't care, + For raindrops make the flowers + Grow and blossom fair." + +And this is what every little boy and girl should say on rainy days. + + + + +STORY II. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE FRESHWATER CRAB. + + +Let me see. It was raining in the last story when we left off, wasn't +it? Billy Bunny and the little freshwater crab were talking together, +weren't they? + +That's it, and now I know where to begin, for it's stopped raining +since then and Mr. Happy Sun is shining in the sky and the little +clouds are chasing each other over the blue meadows like little lambs. + +"I like that little piece of poetry you just said," cried the little +rabbit. "Please say another." So the freshwater crab wrinkled his +forehead, and then he began: + + "And when the sun is shining, + And all is bright and gay, + Just keep a little sunshine + To help a rainy day." + +"I will," said the little bunny, for he was a cheerful little fellow, +and then he hopped away and by and by he came to the Old Mill Pond. + +But Uncle Bullfrog was nowhere to be seen. + +There stood the old log, but there was nobody on it but a black snail. +It seemed strange not to see the old gentleman frog sitting there, his +eyes winking and blinking and his white waist-coat shining in the sun, +and it made the little rabbit feel lonely. + +"Where is Uncle Bullfrog?" he asked a big bluebottle fly, who was +buzzing away at a great rate. But he didn't know, and neither did a +big darning needle that was skimming over the quiet water. + +"I wonder if that dreadful Miller's Boy has taken Uncle Bullfrog +away," thought Billy Bunny, and just then Mrs. Oriole flew down from +her nest that swung in the weeping willow tree and said: + +"Are you looking for Uncle Bullfrog, little rabbit?" + +"Yes, ma'am. Do you know where he is?" + +"He's down by the mill dam," answered the pretty little bird, and then +she flew back to her nest that looked like an old white cotton +stocking at Christmas time because it was all bulgy and full, only, of +course, hers had little birds inside and a Christmas stocking has all +sorts of toys, with an orange in the toe and a Jack-in-the-Box +sticking out of the top. + +So off hopped the little rabbit, and pretty soon he saw the old +gentleman bullfrog catching flies, and undoing his waistcoat one +button every time a fly disappeared down his throat. + +"I thought at first that dreadful Miller's Boy had taken you away," +said Billy Bunny, "and I was very sad, for I like you, Uncle Bullfrog, +and I've never forgotten how you found the letter I lost a long time +ago." + +"Tut, tut," said the old gentleman frog. "How's your mother?" and then +he swallowed another fly and unbuttoned the last button, and if he +takes off his waistcoat I'll tell you so in the next story. + + + + +STORY III. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE SORROWFUL JAY BIRD. + + +Well, Uncle Bullfrog didn't take off his waistcoat, as I thought he +might in the last story, so I'm not going to tell you anything more +about him. + +We'll just leave him in the old Mill Pond and go along with Billy +Bunny, who is hopping away toward the Friendly Forest. + +By and by, after he had gone into the shady depths for maybe a million +and two or three hops, he came across his old friend the jay bird, who +had sold him the airship, you remember, and then bought it back again. + +"I wish you'd kept your old flying machine," said the jay bird +sorrowfully. +"But you wanted to buy it back," said the little rabbit, "so it's not +my fault." + +"Perhaps not," replied the sorrowful jay bird, "but that doesn't make +matters any better." + +"Why, what's the trouble?" asked the little rabbit, sitting down and +taking a lollypop out of his knapsack. + +"I had an accident," answered the jay bird. + +"I ran into a thunder cloud and spilled out all the lightning, and, oh +dear, oh dear. I just hate to talk about it, but I will. The lightning +jumped all around and then struck the old tower clock and broke the +main spring, so that it wouldn't go any more, and now nobody in +Rabbitville can tell the day of the month, or when it will be +Thanksgiving or Fourth of July." + +"Let's go to the clock maker and ask him to fix it," suggested the +little rabbit, and this so delighted the sorrowful jay bird that he +smiled and flew after Billy Bunny, and pretty soon they came to the +old clock maker, who was an old black spider. + +"Certainly I'll fix it," he said, "but it will cost you nine million +and some billion flies." + +"All right," said Billy Bunny. "I'll go down to the 3 and 1-cent store +and buy a fly catcher." So off he went and pretty soon he came back +with a great big fly catching box, and after he had set it down, they +stood and watched the flies go in until it was so full that not +another one could even poke in his nose. + +"Now, Mr. Spider," said Billy Bunny, "there are maybe a trillion flies +in that box, for the storekeeper told me it was guaranteed to hold +that many, so please fix the town clock, for it would be too bad if +the little boys and girls didn't know it was Christmas when it really +came." + +So the spider got out his little tool bag and climbed up the steeple +and fixed that old town clock so well that it began to play a tune, +which it had never done before, and all the people in Rabbitville were +so delighted that they gave the spider a little house to live in for +the rest of his days. + + + + +STORY IV. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE TING-A-LING TELEPHONE. + + +Ting-a-ling went the telephone bell in Uncle Lucky Lefthindfoot's +house, the kind old gentleman rabbit who was the uncle of Billy Bunny, +you know. + +And I only say this right here in case some little boy or girl should +read this story without having seen all the million and one, or two, +or three that have gone before. + +So Uncle Lucky jumped out of the hammock where he had been swinging up +and down on the cool front porch of his little house in Bunnytown, +corner of Lettuce avenue and Carrot street, and hopped into the +library and took down the receiver and said "Helloa! This is Mr. Lucky +Lefthindfoot talking." + +"Is that you, Uncle Lucky?" answered a voice at the other end of the +wire. "This is Billy Bunny, and I'm lost in the Friendly Forest." +"What!" cried the old gentleman rabbit, and he got so excited that he +put the wrong end of the receiver to his left ear and got an awful +electric shock that nearly wiggled his ear off. "Where are you now?" + +"I don't know," replied his small nephew. "I'm lost, don't you +understand?" + +"Gracious, goodness mebus!" exclaimed the old gentleman rabbit, "then +how am I to find you?" + +"I don't know, but please do," said Billy Bunny sorrowfully, "for I'm +dreadfully hungry, and I haven't got a single lollypop or apple pie +left in my knapsack." + +"Well, you just stay where you are and I'll get into the Luckmobile +and find you," replied the old gentleman rabbit as cheerfully as he +could, although he didn't know how he was going to do it, and neither +do I, and neither do you, but let's wait and see. + +So pretty soon, in a few short seconds, Uncle Lucky was tearing along +the dusty road toward the Friendly Forest, and by and by he came to +the house where his cousin, Mr. O'Hare, lived. So he stopped the +automobile and knocked on the door, and as soon as Mr. O'Hare opened +it, he said: "Jump in with me, for my little nephew is lost and I want +you to help me find him." + +So away they went into the Friendly Forest, and they looked all +around, but, of course, there was no little rabbit that looked like +Billy Bunny anywhere in sight. So Uncle Lucky and Mr. O'Hare got out, +and after tying the automobile to a tree, they set out in different +directions to find the little bunny. And Uncle Lucky went along a +little path and Mr. O'Hare followed a small brook, and after a while +the old gentleman rabbit heard a bird singing: + + "I saw a little rabbit + A-sitting by a tree, + And I should say he'd lost his way-- + That's how he looked to me." + +"Where did you see him?" asked Uncle Lucky excitedly. But what the +little bird replied you must wait to hear in the next story. + + + + +STORY V. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE RUNAWAY DOG. + + +You remember in the last story just as Uncle Lucky asked the little +bird to tell him where Billy Bunny was I had to leave off for there +was no more room in the story for me to add another word? Well, what +the little bird said was: + +"Follow the path, Mr. Lucky Lefthindfoot, 'till you come to a bridge, +and then turn to your right, and pretty soon, if the little bunny +hasn't hopped away, you'll find your lost nephew." + +So Uncle Lucky started right off. He didn't wait to even dust off his +old wedding stovepipe hat, and by and by he came to the bridge. But oh +dear me! Right in the middle of it stood a big dog, and when he saw +the old gentleman rabbit he gave a loud bark and ran at him. + +And what do you think the dear old bunny did? He honked on his +automobile horn, which he had in his paw, and this frightened the dog +so dreadfully that he turned around and ran away so fast that he would +have left his tail a thousand miles behind him if it hadn't been tied +on the way dogs' tails are, you know. + +And after that Uncle Lucky crossed the bridge and turned to his right +and pretty soon he saw Billy Bunny under a bush looking very miserable +and unhappy. But when he heard his Uncle Lucky's voice, for the old +gentleman rabbit gave a cry of delight as soon as he saw him, the +little rabbit looked as happy as he had before he was lost. + +"Here's an apple pie for you," said the dear, kind old gentleman +rabbit, taking a lovely pie out of his pocket. "I knew you'd rather +have something to eat than a million carrot cents." + +And of course the little rabbit would, for he was so hungry he could +have eaten brass tacks, or maybe iron nails. + +"Now come along with me," said Uncle Lucky. "We'll go back to the +Luckymobile. Your cousin, Mr. O'Hare, went the other way to look for +you, so I suppose we'll have a dreadful time to find him. But, never +mind, I've found you." And dear, affectionate Uncle Lucky hugged his +small nephew, he was so glad to be with him once more. + +Well, after they reached the automobile they honked and honked on the +horn hoping Mr. O'Hare would hear them. But I guess he didn't, for he +never came back, although they waited until it was almost 13 o'clock. + +"We'll have to go home without him," said Uncle Lucky at last. And I +guess he was wise not to wait any longer, for it was growing dark, and +to drive an automobile through a forest is not an easy thing to do at +night. And just then, all of a sudden, Willie Wind came blowing +through the tree tops. When he saw the two little bunnies he said: + +"Your cousin, Mr. O'Hare, has fallen into a deep hole over yonder." +And Willie Wind pointed down the Friendly Forest Trail. In the next +story you shall hear how Uncle Lucky and Billy Bunny found their +cousin, Mr. O'Hare. + + + + +STORY VI. + +BILLY BUNNY AND MR. O'HARE'S ESCAPE. + + +You remember in the last story how Willie Wind whispered to Billy +Bunny and Uncle Lucky that their cousin, Mr. O'Hare, had fallen into a +deep hole? Well, it didn't take the two little rabbits more than five +short seconds and maybe five and a half hops to reach the spot, and +then they looked over the edge, but very carefully, you know, for fear +they might fall in, and there, sure enough, way down at the bottom was +Mr. O'Hare looking very miserable indeed. + +"Keep up your courage!" cried Uncle Lucky in as cheerful a voice as he +could muster, and then he looked around to find a rope or a ladder. +But of course there were not any ropes and ladders lying about, so +that kind old gentleman rabbit peeped over the edge of the hole and +called down again, "Keep up your courage! We'll get you out!" + +Although he didn't know how he was going to do it, and neither do you +and neither do I and neither does the printer man. + +Well, after a while, and it was quite a long while, too, Billy Bunny +found a wild grapevine which he let down into the hole. "Make a loop +and put it around your waist and Uncle Lucky and I will haul you out," +he called down, and then Mr. O'Hare did as he was told, and after the +two little rabbits had pulled and pulled until their breath was almost +gone, Mr. O'Hare's head appeared at the top of the hole. + +And then with one more big pull they brought him out safely, although +his waist was dreadfully sore because the grapevine had cut into his +fur and squeezed all the breath out of him. + +"I'm going to complain to the street cleaning department or the first +policeman I see," said Mr. O'Hare. "It's a dreadful thing to have a +hole like this right in the middle of the Friendly Forest Trail." + +"Never mind that," said Billy Bunny, "let's go back to the +Luckymobile. It will be late before we get out of the woods and maybe +the electricity will all be gone and then we can't light the lamps, +and maybe we'll be arrested." + +And this is just what happened. They had only gone a little ways when +they heard a voice say: + + "Stop your motor car, I say, + You have no lamps to light the way. + Come, stop your car and get right out! + Listen, don't you hear me shout? + Stop your car or I will shoot. + Don't try away from me to scoot!" + +"We don't intend to," said Uncle Lucky, and he put on the brake and +the Luckymobile came to a standstill. And there in the road stood a +big Policeman Cat, with a club and gold buttons on his coat and a big +helmet, and his number was two dozen and a half. + +"Get out of your car," he commanded, which means to say something +sternly, but before the two little rabbits obeyed, something happened, +but what it was you must wait to hear in the next story. + + + + +STORY VII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE POLICEMAN CAT. + + +Well, I'm glad to say it was something nice that happened just as I +left off in the last story. You remember the Policeman Cat had +arrested Billy Bunny and his Uncle Lucky. + +Well, just as that Policeman Cat lifted his club to tickle Uncle +Lucky's left hind foot, a big elm tree began to bark and of course the +Policeman Cat was nearly scared to death. He thought it was a dog, you +see, and instead of tickling dear, kind Uncle Lucky with his club, he +turned tail and ran off down the road. + +And he ran so fast that he left his number behind and Uncle Lucky +picked it up and put it on the automobile, and after that they asked +two little fireflies to sit inside the lamps and make them shine, for +you remember the electricity had all burned up. + +Well, after a while, they came to a turn in the road and, goodness +gracious! before they could stop the automobile they ran into a milk +wagon. And, oh, dear me! there was whipped cream all over the place, +and Billy Bunny and Uncle Lucky looked like two little cream puffs. + +And I suppose you are wondering where the driver of the milk wagon was +all this time. And so were Uncle Lucky and Billy Bunny, and if you'll +wait a minute I'll tell you, as soon as my typewriter behaves itself, +for it got so excited when Luckymobile ran into the milk wagon that it +caught my thumb and pinched it. + +Well, pretty soon, after Uncle Lucky had looked behind the moon and +Billy Bunny into all the empty milk cans and one full one, they found +the driver up in a weeping willow tree. + +"I'll come down if you'll promise not to run over me," he said, for he +was nearly frightened to death and looked dreadfully funny, for one of +the milk can covers had fallen on his head. + +"I thought he would be mad as a hornet," whispered Billy Bunny to his +rabbit uncle. + +"But where's my horse?" said the milkman when he reached the ground. +So they all looked around and everywhere else, but they couldn't find +him until they looked up into another weeping willow tree. And there +was the poor horse high up in the branches. + + "Oh, I'll come down from this willow tree, + If you'll promise me just one thing, + And that is never again to say: + 'Gid-ap' as you drive me along the way, + For I always go the best I can; + I'm a faithful friend to every man, + So please don't hurry me so, + For I'm not trying to go too slow." + +"All right, my good old horse," said kind Uncle Lucky. "Your master +shall give me his word." So the horse jumped down and the willow tree +stopped weeping right away, for it was so glad that the poor old milk +horse was never again to be hurried on his way. And in the next story +I'll tell you why. + + + + +STORY VIII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE GRAY MOUSE. + + +You remember in the last story how the Luckymobile had run into a milk +wagon? Well, after Billy Bunny had helped the milkman hitch up his +horse and Uncle Lucky had filled the milk cans with ice cream and soda +water from a near-by candy store, so as not to have all the little +boys and girls disappointed at breakfast when they didn't get their +milk, our two little rabbit friends got into the Luckymobile and +started off again. + +Well, it was still evening, you know, and the little fireflies who had +crawled into the lamps made them as bright as possible, so it wasn't +hard to steer the automobile. And, after a while, maybe a mile, they +came to a house, where lived a gray mouse, all alone by herself in a +hole near a shelf, where cake and mince pies made her open her eyes, +for they looked, oh, so good, as a pie or cake should. + +Now I didn't know I was going to write poetry or I should have let my +hair grow long like a poet instead of going to the barber for a shave. + +Well, anyway, the two little rabbits stopped the automobile right in +front of mousie's door and when she heard the horn go honk, honk, she +came to the window and looked out. + +"Why, it's Mr. Lucky Lefthindfoot," she squeaked, and then she opened +the door and asked the two little rabbits in and gave them some pie +and cake. + +"You can put the automobile in the barn if you like," she said, "and +spend the night here, for it's getting very dark and maybe you'll run +into something." So Billy Bunny took the Luckymobile around to the +barn, and just then an old owl began to toot: + + "I'm very fond of little gray mice, + And little white rabbits, too, are nice." + +And down flew that old gray owl and made a grab for Billy Bunny. But +he didn't catch him. No, sireemam! For the little rabbit hopped into +the henhouse through the little round door, and the big red rooster +began to crow: + + "Look here, Mr. Owl, if you come inside + I'll hurt you with my spur. + Don't you dare get funny with Billy Bunny, + Or muss his pretty white fur." + +And then he flew down from his perch and said, "Cock-a-doodle-do" +three times and a half, and after that the owl flew away. "That was +very kind of you," said the little rabbit. "Oh, don't mention it," +said the red rooster, "but there is one thing you can do for me." +"What's that?" asked Billy Bunny. "Take me Luckymobiling," laughed the +red rooster. + +"All right. To-morrow Uncle Lucky and I will invite you for a nice +drive," said the little rabbit, and if the Luckymobile doesn't get +sick maybe Uncle Lucky will ask some little boy or girl to go, too, +and maybe it might be you. + + + + +STORY IX. + +BILLY BUNNY AND RED ROOSTER. + + +Well, the next morning when the little rabbits woke up the sun was +shining brightly through their bedroom window and Mrs. Mousie was +singing a song down in the kitchen below as she made hot muffins for +breakfast. And this is what she sang: + + "Upstairs in my nice guest room are two + Nice little rabbits in bed. + As soon as I'm able I'll fix up the table + And give them some honey and bread. + And then a hot muffin to give them a stuffin', + And then they'll be bountifully fed." + +And when Billy Bunny heard her he grew so hungry that he hurried +faster than he had ever hurried before, and so did the old gentleman +rabbit, and he buttoned his collar on backwards and put his left shoe +on his right foot and tripped over his old wedding stovepipe hat. + +And after that they both hopped downstairs, and as soon as Mrs. Mousie +heard them she brought in the bread and honey and the hot muffins and +they all had breakfast. And after that Billy Bunny asked her to go +automobiling with them. + +So she put on her old gray bonnet with a bit of ribbon on it, and tied +the strings under her chin, and put on her black silk mitts and her +gold locket breastpin with the picture of Mr. Mousie inside. + +"You don't mind if we invite the red rooster to go along, too, do +you?" asked Billy Bunny, and then he told her how the rooster had +scared away the old owl. And of course Mrs. Mousie didn't care, so the +rooster got in and sat on the back seat with Mrs. Mousie. + +Well, after they had gone for maybe a mile, and maybe some more, they +came to a beautiful candy store, where the windows were full of +peppermint sticks and a brown sugar monkey did all sorts of tricks. + +"Stop right here," said the red rooster, "and I'll get out and buy you +a bag of candy." And when he came back he had four bags of candy. Just +think of that! In one bag was sugar-coated carrots for Billy Bunny, +and another bag was full of candied carrots for Uncle Lucky, and in +the bag he gave to Mrs. Mousie were two little chocolate mice. + +"What have you got in your bag?" asked Uncle Lucky as he made the +Luckymobile jump over a high ditch and run along through a lovely +green meadow spread all over with buttercups. + +"Sugared peanuts," answered the red rooster. "I just love them. The +last time I went to the circus I ate forty-nine bags and a half and +drank twenty-three glasses of pink lemonade and a bushel of popcorn." + +"Wait a minute," said the old gentleman rabbit. "I've got a stomach +ache listening. How did you do it?" And in the next story I'll tell +you what the rooster said, that is, if nothing happens to prevent it, +for he certainly was a wonderful rooster, to be able to eat all that. + + + + +STORY X. + +BILLY BUNNY AND MRS. COW. + + +Well, something did happen to prevent the red rooster from telling +Billy Bunny how he had been able to eat forty-nine bags and a half of +peanuts at the circus, as I mentioned in the last story. + +You see, as the Luckymobile galloped along over the meadow, all of a +sudden, just like that, it ran right into the Babbling Brook, and then +of course it stopped so suddenly that Billy Bunny and Uncle Lucky +didn't stop at all, neither did Mrs. Mousie and the red rooster. + +They just kept right on going, and the first thing they knew and the +first thing you know, they all landed in the long grass beside Mrs. +Cow. + +"My, how you startled me!" she exclaimed, and she rang the little bell +at her neck and up ran her little calf, who was only two weeks old, +and had never seen Billy Bunny and his friends before. + +After that she walked down to the Babbling Brook--but oh, dear me! all +the electricity oil had spilled out of the cabaret and she couldn't +drink the water, and all the little fish were covered with it just +like sardines, you know, and the watercress had salad dressing all +over it, so of course she couldn't eat the watercress. + +"Never mind," said kind little Billy Bunny, and he took out of his +knapsack a big yellow lemon lollypop and gave it to her, and then she +didn't care, for she just loved candy. + +"I'll help you get the automobile out," said Mrs. Cow gratefully, for +she liked anybody who was kind to her little calf. So she put her +horns under the front of the Luckymobile and then she said, "Heave ho, +e-ho!" and pushed and shoved and lifted that big heavy automobile +right out of the brook without even cracking her two long horns. + +"If you don't mind," said the red rooster, "I'll leave you two little +rabbits and make a call on Cocky Docky up at the Old Farm." "And if you +don't care," squeaked little Mrs. Mousie, "I'll call on Dickey +Meadowmouse." So Uncle Lucky and Billy Bunny hopped into the +automobile and drove off, while Mrs. Cow tinkled her bell and sang: + + "Moo, moo, moo. I'm glad I helped you two. + One good turn deserves another. + When you see your bunny mother, + Tell her how your car I took + Safely from the Babbling Brook." + +"It's a puzzle to me," said Uncle Lucky, "why we are always having so +many accidents. Maybe I had better get a chauffeur." "You won't need +any chauffeur after I'm done with you," said a deep growly voice, and +out from behind a clump of bushes jumped a wicked wildcat and bit one +of the front tires, she was so hungry. + +And what do you suppose happened then? Why the tire burst with such a +loud noise, just like a gun, you know, that the wildcat was frightened +nearly to death and she turned around and ran away so fast that she +got home an hour too early for supper. + + + + +STORY XI. + +BILL BUNNY AND THE BIG BEAR. + + + Near the Friendly Forest Pool + Is the Woodland Singing School. + Little Squirrel Bushy Tail + Sings the Do, Ray, Mee, Fa scale. + Uncle Bullfrog sings "Ker-chunk" + From his floating elm tree trunk. + And a big good-natured bear + Sings an old familiar air. + +"It's time for your singing lesson," said Mrs. Bunny to her little +rabbit. So Billy Bunny started off, hoppity hop, down the Friendly +Forest trail, and by and by he reached the Pool where all the pupils +came to take their singing lessons. + +Mr. Grasshopper was there with his fiddle and the tree toad with his +drum, and the lark with her flute and little Jenny Wren with her +piano. And what do you suppose Billy Bunny had tucked away in his +knapsack? Why, Uncle Lucky's automobile horn. + +You see, the kind old gentleman rabbit was making a visit at the Old +Brier Patch where he had taken his automobile after that dreadful +wildcat had bitten the front tire, and this is how Billy Bunny came to +get the horn. + +Well, sir, after the music started, he pulled out his horn and gave a +tre-men-dous honk on it, and everybody thought an automobile was going +to run over him. + +Some jumped into the Pool and some ran up the trees, and, oh, dear me! +everybody got all out of tune, and the bear lost the air and couldn't +find it again! + +And just then who should come along but a peddler with a pack of tin +cans, rattling away on his back, and of course he made more noise than +all the singing school put together. + +And when the big bear saw him he was so angry that he jumped from +behind a tree and said, "Boo!" + +"Do you want to buy a tin plate?" asked the peddler, trying hard not +to be frightened, "or would rather have a dishpan?" + +"Don't want either," said the bear with a terrible growl. + +"Perhaps you'd like a nutmeg grater," said the poor old peddler, and +he was so frightened by this time that his knees knocked into the tin +pans and made a dreadful noise. + +"I've a dandy egg beater," went on the peddler, in a trembling voice, +but after that he never said another word, for that great big bear +jumped right at him and took the egg beater out of his hands and +growled so terribly that the tin peddler turned away and ran down the +forest path as fast as he could go. + +And then all the little and big forest folk began to sing: + + "Hip, hip hurray, the peddler's gone away. + No more he'll make his tin pans shake + And spoil our singing school beside the Forest Pool." + +And in the next story, if the baby who lives in the house opposite +doesn't shake his rattle at me all night so that I can't get to sleep +and dream about the next story in time to write it for to-morrow +night, I'll tell you more about the little rabbit's adventures. + + + + +STORY XII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE RABBITVILLE "GAZETTE." + + + There was once a little rabbit + Who was very fond of pie, + Apple pie, with sugar on the crust. + And he had a little habit, + When his mother wasn't nigh, + Of eating apple pie until he bust. + +This is what Mr. William Bunny, the little rabbit's father, you know, +was singing one day, and the reason was because Mrs. Bunny had found +little Billy Bunny in the pantry. + +And what happened to the little rabbit I'm not going to tell you, for +it is so sad that it would make you weep to hear it. + + "All day he nibbled pie + Till at last I thought he'd die," + Said the doctor with a sigh. + +And then Mr. William Bunny looked at his small son and sighed, too, +for he had just paid the doctor's bill. + +"Please don't sing any more," said little Billy Bunny. "Don't you +remember the doctor said I was to be kept quiet?" + +So Mr. William Bunny went out on the porch to smoke a cigar and read +the Rabbitville "Gazette" until after supper time. + +And while he was reading Mrs. Bunny looked over his shoulder and read: +"Wanted, a secondhand automobile in good condition." + +"Ring up your Uncle Lucky on the telephone," she called to Billy +Bunny. "Here's a chance for him to sell his Luckymobile." So the +little rabbit rang up 000 Lettuceville, and in a few minutes he heard +the old gentleman's voice at the other end of the wire. + +"But I don't want to sell my Luckymobile," he said. "It's the only one +in ex-is-tence," which means the only one ever made, and I guess he +was right, for I never rode in a Luckymobile, did you? + +"But mother thinks you ought to sell it," said Billy Bunny, "and so +does father, for they both say you'll have a terrible accident some +day if you don't look out." + +"Well then, I'll look out," said Uncle Lucky with a laugh. "But I +won't sell my Luckymobile." And then he asked Billy Bunny to make him +a visit. So the little rabbit put on his knapsack and picked up his +striped candy cane and started off, after first asking his mother's +permission, of course. + +And after he had gone for maybe a million Hops, he came to a big tree +where Old Barney the Owl had his next. But of course, he wasn't awake. +Oh, my, no. He had his eyes tightly closed, for owls don't like a +bright light, you know. They can see in the dark but not in the +daytime. + +But when Billy Bunny called out, "Helloa, Mr. Barney," the old +gentleman owl blinked his eyes and said, "Who's calling me?" And then +the little rabbit thought he'd play a joke, so he said, "Mr. Mouse!" + +And if there was anything that Old Barney loved to eat, it was mice. +And in the next story I'll tell you what Billy Bunny did. + + + + +STORY XIII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND MR. MOLE. + + +You remember in the last story I promised to tell you what Billy Bunny +did when Old Barney the Owl asked him, "Who's there?" and the little +rabbit replied, "Mr. Mouse," just to fool him, you know. Well, after +that + + Old Barney the Owl + Gave a terrible scowl + As he looked at little Bill Bunny. + You thought you were wise, + But my blinky old eyes + Can see you are not a bit funny. + I can see from my house + You are not Mr. Mouse. + +And then the old blinkerty, winkerty owl flopped down to the ground +and tried to catch the little rabbit. But Billy Bunny was too quick +for him. He jumped into a hollow stump before you could say "Jack +Rabbit!" + +"Come out of there," cried Old Barney, in a screechery, teachery +voice, but you just bet the little bunny didn't. He knew what would +happen if he did. + +Well, by and by, after a long while, he looked around, and, would you +believe it, he found a little pair of stairs. So down he hopped until +he came to a door on which was painted in red letters: "Mr. Mole, +Subway Contractor." + +Then the little rabbit knocked on the door and pretty soon it was +opened and there stood Mr. Mole himself. + +"What do you want?" he asked, trying to squint out of his little tiny +eyes that were hidden all over with hair. + +"It's me--Billy Bunny," replied the little rabbit. "Mr. Owl tried to +catch me and I hopped into your hollow stump entrance, but I haven't +got a ticket for the subway." + +"Well, you can come in anyway," said the kind old mole; "my subway +isn't finished yet and the trains won't be running for some time. Come +in." So Billy Bunny hopped inside and sat down on a chair close to a +little brass railing, behind which stood Mr. Mole's desk. + +Then Mr. Mole sat down and looked at Billy Bunny as much as to say, +"And now what can I do for you?" So Billy Bunny said, "I would like to +get up on the ground again. Can you show me a new way, because I don't +want to go back the way I came?" + +Then Mr. Mole pressed a little bell, and in came a mole with overalls +on and a little pickaxe. "Show my friend, Mr. Billy Bunny, through the +tunnel to the Moss Bank entrance." + +"Thank you," said the little rabbit, and he hopped after the workman +mole until they came to an opening. And when the little rabbit got +outside once more he found himself on a mossy bank where blossomed a +lovely bed of violets. + +So he picked a bouquet for himself and stuck it in his buttonhole, and +after that he hopped away singing a song. And if Robbie Redbreast +hadn't heard it I never would have been able to tell it to you. Wasn't +it lucky that the little robin sang it to me this morning while I was +still in bed? Because, if he hadn't, how would I have ever learned it? + + Over the clover and over the grass + Hoppity, hop, I go; + Over the leaves from the autumn trees + And over the soft white snow, + With a whistle and song + I go hopping along, + I'm Billy Bunny, you know. + + + + +STORY XIV. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE WATER SNAKE. + + + "Over the grass or over the snow, + Fast as a little white breeze I go. + I'm Billy Bunny, Billy Bunny, you know." + +Thus sang the little rabbit even after I left off in last night's +story. Isn't it strange? Maybe I dreamed it. Anyhow, that's what I +think he did, and after a while, when he had stopped singing, you +know, he came to a little hill on the top of which was a high white +pole with an American Flag flying from it. + +And underneath was a whole regiment of little Boy Bunny Scouts, +dressed in khaki, with guns and caps and brass buttons and guns and +drums and a captain and a fife, and I guess there were three or four +fifes, and as soon as they saw the little rabbit, they all shouted, +"Here comes Billy Bunny. Let's get him to join our regiment." + +"I belong to the Billy Bunny Boy Scouts of Old Snake Fence Corner," +replied the little rabbit. "I can't join your regiment." So he hopped +along and by and by he came to a big white swan that was sailing up +and down on a pond. + +"Would you like to take a sail?" she asked, coming up close to the +bank. "Because if you would, just hop on my back and I'll take you +around the pond two times and maybe a half if you'll give me a +lollypop." + +So the little rabbit opened his knapsack and gave her one and then he +hopped on her back and went for a lovely sail in and out among the +pond lilies and little green grass islands. + +Well, everything was going along beautifully when, all of a sudden, +just like that, a big water snake came swimming by. + +"Oh, don't let him swallow me," cried the little rabbit, and he took +his popgun out of his knapsack and stuck the cork in the end. + +"I'll shoot you on the tail if you touch me," he cried just as bravely +as he could, but he nearly slipped off the swan's back just the same, +he was so frightened. + +"Don't you come any nearer," said the swan with a fierce hiss, but the +snake didn't care. He swam around and around until the little rabbit +got so dizzy that he had to hold on to the swan's neck. + +"Please swim around the other way," pleaded the little rabbit, "you +make me dreadfully dizzy." But the bad water snake said he wouldn't, +because that's just what he wanted Billy Bunny to be--so dizzy that he +would fall into the water and then that dreadful water snake could +swallow him and maybe a pond lily besides. + +"Look here," said the swan, "if you don't stop making snakery circles +all around me, I'll bite your head off with my big, strong beak." And +then what do you think the little rabbit did? Why, he managed somehow +to lift up his gun and shoot it off, and the cork hit the water snake +on the end of the tail and gave him such a headache that he swam over +to the long grass and ate watercress salad and a piece of lemon pie. + +And while he was doing that the swan took the little rabbit to the +other side of the pond and he hopped away so fast that he didn't tell +me what he was going to do in to-morrow's story. + + + + +STORY XV. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE PEACOCK. + + +Well, if it hadn't been for Robbie Redbreast who saw little Billy +Bunny hopping away from the lily pond, as I told you in the last +story, I never would have found out what he did after that, and so +there would have been no story to-night. So the next time you see +Robbie Redbreast, please thank him. + +And now this is what he told me. After the little rabbit had hopped +along for maybe a mile or three, he came to a high stone wall. "I +wonder what's on the other side?" he said to himself, and then a +beautiful peacock looked over and said: "I'll tell you, little rabbit. + +"It's a beautiful garden where a fountain plays all day and the +breezes sing all night and the flowers whisper and bow their heads." + +"How can I get in?" asked the little bunny, "for I love flowers and I +never heard a fountain play. What does it play?" + +"Oh, all sorts of waterfall music," said the peacock, and he spread +his beautiful tail out like a fan and brushed a little green fly off +his nose. "It plays trills and rills and cascades and ripples and +dipples." + +And this made the little rabbit so curious that he hunted all around +to find a gate in the high stone wall. And pretty soon, not so very +long, he came to one, with big iron rods and curiously carved images +of lions and dragons and animals with wings. + +So he squeezed through and hopped up to the beautiful fountain where +lots of little gold and silver fish swam around and around and the +water fell in diamonds and rubies and emeralds, but he didn't know +that it was Mr. Happy Sun who colored the water drops to make them +look like precious stones. + +"Please play me a tune," said the little rabbit. And then the +beautiful peacock said, "What tune would you like?" and the little +rabbit answered: + + "Sprinkle, sprinkle, little star, + Just a water drop you are. + Twinkle, twinkle, drops of dew, + With the sunlight shining through." + + So the beautiful fountain played this little song while Billy Bunny +sat there listening and the beautiful peacock spread his tail to catch +the sparkle from the glittering drops of water. And then all the roses +began singing: + + Roses white and roses red, + And roses yellow too, instead, + And pretty lilies white as snow, + And every other flower you know. + +And after that Billy Bunny asked the peacock to sing a song, but when +he started to sing, oh dear, oh dear. For you know just because a bird +has beautiful feathers he may not have a beautiful voice, and the +sounds the peacock made were dreadful. + +Yes, indeed. And if the little rabbit hadn't skipped away he would +have had to hold his paws over his ears, and then maybe he couldn't +have stopped them up, for he had very large ears and very small feet. + + + + +STORY XVI. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE MARBLE DEER. + + +In the story before this I told you how the beautiful peacock sang a +song which was dreadful, so very dreadful that little Billy Bunny had +to hold his ears and run away from the lovely fountain. + +Well, after he had hopped along for maybe a million hops or less, he +came to a little deer on a smooth lawn. So he stopped and spoke to +him, but the pretty little animal never said a word. He didn't even +look at the little rabbit, so Billy Bunny touched him on the nose, +but, oh, dear me! It was cold and hard, not at all like the nose of a +real little deer. + +But the little bunny didn't know it was a marble deer. He just thought +it was alive, you see, and he was puzzled and didn't know what to do +And then a lovely white dove flew down and said: + +"He can't speak. He's only a statue." + +"What is that?" asked the little rabbit, for he had never seen one +before. + +"Why, a statue is a figure carved out of marble or stone," answered +the dove, and then she began to coo and comb her feathers with her +bill. + +"Well, I'll just hop along then," said Billy Bunny, and he said good-by. +And after a while he came to a little house all covered with red +rambler roses, so he looked inside to see who lived there, for he +thought perhaps it might be a fairy who owned this beautiful garden +with the lovely fountain and the wonderful peacock. + +But there was no one inside, so he hopped in and sat down on a small +wicker chair and rocked back and forth. For it was a rocking chair, +you know. And, by and by, he fell asleep and dreamed that the +beautiful peacock was flying around the fountain and scattering the +water drops all about with his mag-nif-i-cent tail. And then, all of a +sudden, the little rabbit woke up, for somebody was saying: + +"Isn't this a dear little bunny?" And Billy Bunny opened his eyes and +saw a little girl with yellow curls leaning over him. + +"Give him to me," said a boy's voice. And there stood a small boy +dressed in a sailor suit and a big sailor hat on which was written, +"Battleship Uncle Sam." + +And then Billy Bunny knew it was time to be going. So he gave one big +hop and maybe two million and a half little skips and jumps, and soon +he was far away, and if he hadn't maybe that little boy would have put +him in a cage or a big box and kept him shut up for a long time. + +"Goodness!" said the little rabbit, "I must be more careful next +time." And then something happened. A little hard ball hit him on the +left hind foot, and a man's voice called out, "If it hadn't been for +that pesky little rabbit I would have made that hole." + +And the big man put his golf stick in the bag and watched Billy Bunny +limp away to hide in the woods close by. + + + + +STORY XVII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE FOREST DANCE. + + + When the moon is big and bright + Little bunnies dance at night. + How they hop and skip and go + On their lucky left hind toe. + +Well, sir, that's what Billy Bunny was doing. It was a lovely +moonlight night in August, and the big, round moon was gleaming down +on the Pleasant Meadow just like an electric lamp, only it was up in +the sky, you know, and not on the ceiling. + +And Mrs. Bunny was there, too, and so was Cousin Cottontail, and all +the little rabbits for miles around. + +Now it's a dangerous thing to be dancing, even if the moon is bright, +for owls and hawks fly by night, and if they happen to see a bunny +dance, they always fly down and break it up. They don't say a word; +they just fly away with one of the little bunny dancers and he never +dances any more. No, sireemam. + +Well, on this particular night little Billy Bunny was doing the fox +trot with a nice little lady bunny, when all of a sudden from out of +the Friendly Forest came Slyboots and Bushy Tail, the small sons of +Daddy Fox, you remember. + +And the reason they were out so late at night was because their father +had sprained his foot jumping over a stone fence to get away from a +pack of hounds who had chased him for a thousand and one miles and +fourteen feet. + +Now Billy Bunny had forgotten all about Daddy Fox. He was thinking +only about Robber Hawk or Old Barney the Owl, and so he never saw the +two foxes until they were so close to him that they almost stubbed +their whiskers on his powder puff tail. + +And if it hadn't been for the lady bunny who was dancing with him +maybe Slyboots, or maybe Bushy Tail, would have caught the little +bunny. But the lady rabbit saw them just in time and she gave a scream +and hopped into a hollow stump and Billy Bunny after her, and then all +that the two foxes could do was to stand close by and say: + + "Isn't that a shame, + To spoil their little game, + To stop their dancing + And their prancing, + Who do you think's to blame?" + +"You are, you two bad foxes," said Billy Bunny, but he didn't come out +of that hollow stump. No, sireemam, he staid inside and so did the +little lady rabbit, and by and by the two bad foxes went away and told +their father, Daddy Fox, all about it, and he said, "Don't make any +excuse. + +"You are very poor hunters if you can't catch a rabbit when he's +dancing the Fox Trot." And I guess he was right, for Slyboots and +Bushy Tail were so ashamed that they didn't dare look in their +mother's looking-glass for two days and three nights. + +And in the next story if Billy Bunny gets out of that hollow stump +before I see him, I'll ask Robbie Redbreast to tell me what he does so +that I can write to-morrow's story for you to read. + + + + +STORY XVIII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND RAGGED RABBIT. + + +Robbie Redbreast told me this morning he saw Billy Bunny hop out of +the hollow stump where he had hidden with the little lady bunny, you +remember in the last story, to escape from the two bad foxes. + +Well, after he had looked all around to make sure they were gone, he +said good-by to Miss Rabbit. And then, so Robbie Redbreast told me, he +looked at his gold watch and chain, which his dear, kind Uncle Lucky +had given him for a birthday present, and it was just thirteen +o'clock. + +"That's my lucky number," exclaimed the little rabbit; "maybe I'll +find my fortune to-day." And he looked all about him, under a stone and +behind a bush, but there wasn't any fortune in sight, not even a +twenty-dollar gold piece. So he wound his watch and started off again; +and by and by, not so very far, he came to a castle where lived a +giant bunny whose name was "Ragged Rabbit" because he always wore torn +and tattered clothes. + +And when he saw Billy Bunny hopping along, he said, "Ha, ha. Ho, hum, +I'll eat that little bunny as sure as I'm a foot high!" And as he was +twenty-one feet high less or more, he surely thought he would. + +"What did you say?" asked Billy Bunny, for his quick ears had caught +the sound of the Ragged Rabbit's voice, but not the words. + +"Oh, never mind," answered the Ragged Giant Rabbit. "Come and I'll +show you my castle." And, oh, dear me. Billy hopped in and the big +Giant Rabbit closed the door with a bang, and all the pictures on the +walls almost fell down and the chandelier rattled like a milk wagon +full of empty cans. But the little rabbit wasn't frightened. And could +you guess what he did if I let you guess until to-morrow night? + +Well, sir, that brave little bunny took his popgun out of his knapsack +and shot it off, and it made a dreadful loud pop, and the big Ragged +Rabbit said, "Oh, my! Was that a cannon?" + +And then he laughed so loud that he broke a window pane and had to +telephone right away to the plumber to have one put in. + +"That's my pop-gun, Mr. Giant," said Billy Bunny, "and if you try to +hurt me I'll shoot you." And then the Ragged Giant Rabbit laughed +again, and this time the picture of his grandfather fell down and made +a big dent in the floor. + +"If you don't stop laughing," said the little rabbit, "you'll deafen +me. Please only giggle." So the Giant Rabbit grew very polite indeed +and only smiled, and then of course nothing was broken. + +"Tell me who you are and where you are going and what time it is," he +said, "and then I'll give you something to eat." + +But before the little rabbit could reply a loud knocking came at the +door, and so you'll have to wait to hear who was there until to-morrow, +for I've no more room in this story. + + + + +STORY XIX. + +BILLY BUNNY AND TAILOR BIRD. + + +You remember in the last story somebody was knocking at the door of +the Ragged Rabbit's castle, don't you? The Giant Rabbit, who always +wore torn and tattered clothes because he had no wife to mend them and +wouldn't pay his tailor's bills? + +Well, who do you suppose was on the other side of that door? Just wait +until the Giant Rabbit opens it and you shall see. Now open your eyes, +if you have shut them, and see Uncle Lucky, as sure as I am writing +this story and you are reading it. + +Yes, sir. There stood the dear old gentleman rabbit, and oh, dear me, +didn't he look worried? I suppose he thought he'd find Billy Bunny +inside the giant. But when he saw Billy Bunny standing there, safe and +sound and happy, with his popgun in his hand and a smile on his face, +he began to laugh. + +"Whew!" exclaimed the old gentleman rabbit, greatly relieved, which +means to feel much better. "I'm glad to see you, my dear nephew. And +also to make your acquaintance, Mr. Ragged Rabbit Giant. My name is +Mr. Lucky Lefthindfoot. Howdy!" and he put out his right front paw and +shook hands with the giant, who had to lean way down to reach Uncle +Lucky's paw. + +"But, goodness me!" said the old gentleman rabbit after looking at the +giant for some moments, "you need a tailor. Let me call the Tailor +Bird to mend your clothes. You are too nice a rabbit not to be well +dressed." + +And kind Uncle Lucky went to the telephone and told the Tailor Bird to +bring a spool of thread a mile long and a needle as big as a spear for +he had a giant customer for him with holes in his clothes as big as a +circus ring. The Tailor Bird said he'd try to, but wouldn't promise +unless he could send in a bill as big as a newspaper spread out flat. + +"Will that be all right?" asked Uncle Lucky after he had explained +matters to the ragged Giant Rabbit. + +"Certainly," said the Giant Rabbit with a grin, "and tell him I'll pay +him with a dollar bill as big as a Turkish rug or a crex carpet." + +And then they all sat down and told funny stories, and Billy Bunny +sang a song that went something like this, only much nicer, but I +can't quite remember it all: + + "Oh, you're a raggerty, taggerty man, + In a castle big and old, + And I'm a Billy Bunny boy + With a heart that's brave and bold. + You can't scare me with your thunder laugh + Or your club like a telegraph pole, + So you'd better allow the Tailor Bird + To sew up each raggerty hole." + +And then the Tailor Bird commenced and it took him until half-past +fourteen o'clock to mend that Giant Rabbit's clothes. "I might just as +well have made you a new suit," he said, as the last inch of the +mile-long spool of thread was used up. "I declare I never had such a +job before." + +And I guess he spoke the truth, for I never met a Giant Rabbit in my +tailor's shop, although I once had a giant bill from my tailor. + + + + +STORY XX. + +BILLY BUNNY AND PARSON CROW. + + +Well, after the Tailor Bird got his money from the Ragged Giant Rabbit +for mending his clothes, he thanked Billy Bunny and Uncle Lucky and +said he must be going for he had to make a suit of clothes right away +for Parson Crow. + +"If you'll wait a minute you can go with us," said kind Uncle Lucky; +"we'll take you home in the automobile." + +Of course the Tailor Bird was only too anxious to get a ride, although +he did have a good pair of wings. But the needle was pretty heavy and, +anyway, Tailor Birds don't often have the opportunity to ride in +automobiles. + +Well, after a little ways, not so very far, the Luckymobile came to a +stop and, of course, Billy Bunny had to get out to see what was the +matter, and he hunted and hunted all over the machine, but couldn't +find out what was wrong. By and by he saw one of the numbers had +dropped off the little license plate that hung down from the rear +axle. + +So he hopped back, and by and by, just as he was going to give up +looking for it, Parson Crow flew by, and when he saw Billy Bunny he +stopped and said: "What are you looking for, little rabbit?" + +And when Billy Bunny told him, he took the number 7 out of his pocket +and handed it to the little bunny. "Here's your number," cawed the +black crow, although I never heard of a white one except once, and +that was a bad bird who had been whitewashed by a colored painter +because he ate up all the corn. + +"That's my lucky number," said Billy Bunny. And then the crow said in +a mournful voice: + +"It's mine, too, and I just hate to give it up." + +"Well, if you can get me another number, I don't care if you keep it," +said the little rabbit. And then what do you think that crow did? Why, +he got a nice smooth little chip and made a lovely number 3 on it with +a red pencil and handed it to the little rabbit. + +And as soon as he had tied it on the Luckymobile, would you believe it +if I didn't say so, that Luckymobile started to go all by itself. And +if Billy Bunny hadn't been mighty quick he would have been left +behind. + +"Where are you two rabbits going?" asked the crow as he flew alongside +of the Luckymobile. "Because if you are not in a hurry, why don't you +come with me to the meeting house to-night and hear me preach?" + +"We will," said kind Uncle Lucky, "and I'll drop a carrot cent in the +collection box if you want me to." So after a while they stopped near +a tall pine tree and Parson Crow sat on a limb and waited for all the +little people of the forest to come to the meeting. Well, after they +were all there, he began: + + "Now, listen to the words I say, + And do your duty every day. + Be always good and most polite + And do the things you know are right. + Oh, never say an angry word + To any animal or bird, + So when the night comes 'twill be good + To feel you've done the best you could." + +And after that Uncle Lucky dropped a carrot dollar in the collection +box and drove home with Billy Bunny. + + + + +STORY XXI. + +BILLY BUNNY AND JACK-IN-THE-BOX. + + + Oh, I'm a rollicking Jack-in-the-Box, + And I'm not afraid of a bear or a fox, + For every one's scared when up I pop, + And the little girl cries, "Oh, stop! oh, stop!" + I'm the bravest thing you ever saw, + I'm not afraid of my Mother-in-Law! + +Well, sir, I suppose you'll think Billy Bunny was frightened and that +Uncle Lucky lost his breath and the automobile a tire. But nothing of +the sort happened. Instead, the old gentleman rabbit laughed so hard +that his collar button fell out and it took him fifteen minutes and +half an hour to find it. And then he never would have if the +Jack-in-the-Box hadn't seen it first. And where do you suppose that +ex-as-per-a-ting, which means teasing, button was? You'd never guess, +so I'll have to tell you without asking you again. + +It was in the old gentleman rabbit's waistcoat pocket where he kept +his gold watch and chain and pocket knife and pencil with a rubber on +the end and a toothpick. + +"How did you see it pop into my pocket?" he asked the Jack-in-the-Box. +"I'll never tell you," said the Jack-in-the-Box, "but what does that +matter? You've found your collar button, and that's enough." + +"If I come across your cousin Jack-in-the-Pulpit," said Uncle Lucky, +after he had buttoned up his collar and wound his watch, "I'll tell +him how kind you were to find my collar button for me," and then the +old gentleman rabbit took off his old wedding stovepipe hat and bowed +to the Jack-in-the-Box and drove away in the Luckmobile down the road, +and when he came to a bridge he said to his little nephew, "Do you +think we're on the right road?" + +"I don't remember this bridge, do you?" And then a voice cried out, +"Don't be anxious, Mr. Lucky Lefthindfoot. This is the road to +Lettuceville. + +"Keep right on after you cross the bridge until you come to a little +red schoolhouse and then turn to your left and then turn to your right +and if you don't get home until morning you've made a mistake." + +"Thank you," said Uncle Lucky. "And if I make a mistake I'll come back +and give you a scolding," and after that they crossed the bridge, and +just as they came to the first turn in the road they heard a dreadful +loud noise in the woods close by. + +"What's that?" asked Billy Bunny, and he turned up his left ear and +his coat collar so that he could hear better. + +"It's an old friend of yours," answered a deep growly kind of a voice, +and before the two rabbits could wonder who it was their friend, the +good-natured bear jumped out of the bushes. + +"Take me with you, please," he said, "for I've run a splinter in my +foot and it hurts me to walk." And in the next story you shall hear of +another adventure which the two little rabbits had. + + + + +STORY XXII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND DR. DUCK. + + +You remember in the last story how the good-natured bear asked Billy +Bunny and Uncle Lucky to give him a ride in the Luckymobile because he +had run a splinter in his foot. + +Well, as soon as he had climbed into the automobile, and it took him +almost 23 1/2 seconds to do it, for the splinter was so long that it +caught on the door, Uncle Lucky started off and by and by they came to +the house where the good Duck Doctor lived.--Dr. Quack, you remember. + +"Now, I'll go in and get him to come out and look at your splinter," +said Billy Bunny, as he hopped out of the Luckymobile and rang the +front door bell, and in a minute, less or more, a nice looking lady +duck came out and said, "The Doctor is away on his vacation. He's gone +to the Lily Pond for two weeks. But you can call him up on the +telephone if you like. The number is Waterville, 2 3 umpty eleven." + +So the little rabbit called up the number and when the doctor heard +what was the matter, he said, "You had better come to see me. + +"You have the automobile right there, and it's a dangerous thing to +have so large a splinter as that. Tell Mr. Bear he'll have a dreadful +corn if it isn't taken out at once." + +So they all hurried away and pretty soon they came to Lily Pond, and +there was Dr. Duck swimming around among the pond lilies and the +frogs, having a lovely time. And wasn't he sunburnt? Well, I should +say he was. His bill was as dark as a little brown berry and his nose +was as red as a little choke cherry. + +"That looks very serious to me," said he, putting on his glasses and +looking at Mr. Bear's injured feet. "I'll have to get a saw and cut +off your foot." And then Mr. Bear gave a dreadful howl. "Oh, please +don't saw off my foot. It's sore enough already." + +"I didn't mean to saw off your foot," said Dr. Duck. "Did I say that? +I mean to saw off the splinter and then put on a poultice and draw out +the pain." + +Well, it took a long time to do all that, and the poor Bear cried +several times, for it hurt the splinter dreadfully, you know, to be +sawed off that way. But by and by the poultice began to draw, and +pretty soon out came the splinter, and Mr. Bear felt ever so much +better. That is, until the doctor said, "It will cost you a million +dollars, for that was a very serious operation." + +"I've never even seen a million dollars," said the Bear. "Nor even a +million cents. You'll have to mail me a corrected bill," and then he +jumped into the automobile and asked Uncle Lucky to drive away. + +"Stop, stop!" cried the Duck Doctor, but Uncle Lucky paid no attention +to him, any more than the Bear paid the bill. "You send a corrected +bill to my friend," said the old gentleman rabbit. "And, mind you, you +had better correct it three times and a half if you ever want it +paid." + +And in the next story you shall hear of an exciting adventure which +the two little rabbits had with a fretful porcupine. + + + + +STORY XXIII. + +BUNNY AND THE FRETFUL PORCUPINE. + + + Oh, never tease a porcupine, + For reasons I'll relate, + He's like a cushion full of pins + That stand out stiff and straight. + And if you stand too close I know + He'll stick one in your little toe. + +Well, that's just what Uncle Lucky did, and of course he got stuck +with one of those prickly, stickery porcupine needles and it was an +awful bother to get it out. + +And the fretful porcupine laughed and this made Billy Bunny very +angry, and he took his popgun out of his knapsack and hit the +porcupine on the end of the nose with the cork bullet, and this made +the prickly animal run away. + +And after that the two rabbits started off again in the Luckymobile +and by and by they came to a little village where they made lollypops +by the million. And the first thing Uncle Lucky did was to buy a big +box full of them and put it in the back of the Luckymobile, "for," +said the kind old gentleman rabbit, "we may run across some boys and +girls and then we'll have something nice to give them." + +Wasn't that kind of him? But he was always doing nice things, was +dear, kind, generous Uncle Lucky. + +Well, after a while they came to some woods where a picnic was being +held. There were lots and lots of children playing under the trees and +the women were sitting around talking and telling their troubles, and +the men were making whistles and bows and arrows for the boys and +telling how they used to shoot with them when they were little boys. + +"Helloa there, children!" cried Uncle Lucky, while Billy Bunny honked +the horn. "Don't you want some lollypops?" And in about five hundred +short seconds there wasn't a lollypop left in that big box, and Uncle +Lucky was a hero, or a Santa Claus, I don't remember which. And then +one big boy said, "Let's give three cheers for the two rabbits and one +more for the Luckymobile." + +And you never heard such a noise in your life. One little boy got so +excited that he swallowed a raspberry lollypop and his mother had to +reach down his throat and pull it out by the stick. + +"Now be good until I see you again," said the kind old gentleman +rabbit as he drove off, and by and by Billy Bunny saw something moving +among the trees. + +"What's that?" he said to his rabbit uncle. But before the old +gentleman rabbit could reply, a big stone hit one of the lamps on the +automobile and broke it to splintereens. + +"Stop that whoever you are!" shouted Billy Bunny. "If you do it again +I'll shoot!" and he held his popgun up to his shoulder just like a +soldier boy in battle. + +And if the little canary in my room doesn't wink at me all night so +that I can't hear the alarm clock in the morning, I'll tell you +another story. + + + + +STORY XXIV. + +BILLY BUNNY AND DANNY BILLYGOAT. + + +Well, my little canary bird didn't wink at me all night, as I feared +it might in the last story, and my alarm clock said "good morning" to +me at half-past fourteen o'clock, so I got up in time, and here is the +story I wrote before I went out into the garden to eat raspberries +with Robbie Redbreast. + +One evening as Uncle Lucky and Billy Bunny were driving along in the +Luckymobile, who should they come across but a little billygoat named +Danny. + +He had a little beard that hung down from his chin and two little +horns that stuck up from his head, and he was playing on a flute while +he sat cross-legged on a stone by the roadside. And when he saw our +two small friends in their machine, he began to play: + + It's not so far to the twinkle star + In the little white boat of sleep. + So list to my tune, like a breeze in June, + Where the honeysuckles creep. + + Over the sky, way up high, + In the little white boat of sleep. + Ever so far to the twinkle star + Way up in the sky blue deep. + +"Where did you learn that lullaby," asked kind Uncle Lucky, brushing a +tear from his eye, for he remembered just a little song his mother +used to sing when he was a little boy rabbit, you know. + +"I don't know," answered Danny Goat. He pulled on his goatee and +smiled, and then he began again: + + "Up in the sky when the sun is high + The white cloud boats go sailing by, + And the summer breeze in the tall, tall trees + Is singing a song the whole day long. + And this is the song they sing: + We ring the bell in the cool damp dell + That grows on the lily's stalk, + We bend the ferns in the river's turns + And the tail of the great gray hawk; + And the foamy spray in the big deep bay + We blow on the great boardwalk." + +"That reminds me of Atlantic City," said Uncle Lucky. "Let's drive +down there and go for a swim." + +"Just the thing," said the little rabbit; "I've got my bathing suit in +my knapsack. I'm ready." + +So off they went, and by and by they came to the seashore. But there +wasn't a hotel in sight, so of course they knew they had made a +mistake. They didn't care, especially Billy Bunny, for not very far +from land was the big good-natured whale who had taken him for a sail +a long, long time ago. "There's my friend the Whaleship!" cried the +little rabbit. + +And in the next story, if that whale doesn't swim away, I'll tell you +something more about Billy Bunny and his kind Uncle Lucky. + + + + +STORY XXV. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE WHALE. + + +You remember in the story before this that Billy Bunny and Uncle Lucky +were at the seashore, and out a little ways from the land was the +good-natured Whale. + +Well, as soon as he saw the little rabbit he swam up to the beach and +said "Hello." And then Billy Bunny introduced him to Uncle Lucky, and +after that the Whale said: + +"Don't you both want to go for a sail?" and as the old gentleman +rabbit had never been on a whaleship in his life, he said yes right +away, and so did the little rabbit. + +Then the Whale pushed his tail up on the sand and the two little +rabbits hopped over it just like a bridge, and then they sat down, and +away went the whale with a swish of his tail that spattered the spray +all over the bay. + +"Goodness me!" cried the old gentleman rabbit, "I'll have to wipe off +my spectacles," and he took his polka-dot handkerchief from his +pocket, and after that he tied it over his old wedding stovepipe hat, +for he wasn't going to lose that hat, no siree, and a no sireemam, not +even if he had to tie the anchor to it. By and by, not so very long, +they heard a sweet voice singing, so they looked everywhere, but the +only thing they saw was the big green ocean. + +"I wonder who is singing?" said Uncle Lucky, and he took his spyglass +out of his waistcoat pocket and twisted it around and around until he +could see distinctly, which means plainly, you know. + +"There she is!" cried the old gentleman rabbit, and he got so excited +that he looked through the wrong end of the spyglass and then he said, +"No, she isn't!" for he couldn't see anything at all that way, you +know. + +"What did you see?" asked the little rabbit, and he pushed forward +Uncle Lucky's old wedding stovepipe hat to keep it from falling over +his left ear. + +"A mermaid!" cried the old gentleman rabbit, and before he could turn +the spyglass the other way a lovely mermaid swam up and handed him her +card, and on it was written in lovely purple ink: + + Miss Coral Seafoam, + Oceanville, + U. S. A. + +"Pleased to meet you," cried the old gentleman rabbit most politely. +"This is my nephew, William Bunny, Brier Patch, Old Snake Fence +Corner, and my name is Mr. Lucky Lefthindfoot and I live in +Lettuceville, corner of Carrot and Lettuce streets," and then he tried +to take off his hat, but he couldn't, for it was tied down tight, you +remember, with his blue polka-dot handkerchief. + +And after that the mermaid asked them to visit her coral island, where +she and her sisters sold coral beads and scarfpins. And in the next +story you shall hear--well, I guess I won't tell you now, but let you +wait and see. + + + + +STORY XXVI. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE MERMAID. + + +Well, now we'll commence by saying that as soon as Billy Bunny and +Uncle Lucky reached the coral island, where the lovely mermaid lived, +for she had asked them to call, you remember, they got off the Whale, +and, after asking him to wait for them while they made a little visit, +sat down on the sand, and pretty soon the mermaid brought them each a +lovely coral scarfpin, and the one she gave to Uncle Lucky was a +little image of herself and the one she gave to Billy Bunny was a +little fish. + +Then the little rabbit opened his knapsack and took out a lovely apple +pie and gave it to her. And she was so pleased that she ate it all up, +and then she said, "I'll give you a lovely breast-pin made of +beautiful coral for your mother, Mr. Billy Bunny, if you'll give me +another pie." + +So the little rabbit opened his knapsack and took out another fresh, +juicy apple pie and placed the beautiful present for his mother +carefully in the knapsack, and after that he ate a lollypop and Uncle +Lucky drank a bottle of ginger ale, and then they said good-by and got +aboard the Whaleship and sailed away. + +And would you believe it? Dear, kind Uncle Lucky almost cried! You +see, he had never seen a mermaid before, and he thought she was +lovely, and I guess she was, for Uncle Lucky couldn't make a mistake, +I'm sure, for he had travelled abroad and had seen lots and lots of +beautiful lady bunnies. + +"And now where are we going?" asked the little rabbit, but Uncle Lucky +was too busy trying to find his other blue polka-dot handkerchief with +which to wipe his eyes to answer. + +And then he couldn't find it, and the reason was because he had given +it to a Chinaman the day before, but he didn't remember that, for he +was so miserable at leaving the beautiful mermaid. + +"Oh, dear! Oh, dear!" sighed the old gentleman rabbit, + + "'Tis sad to part. + My poor old heart + Is nearly, nearly breaking; + Alas! alas! that mermaid lass + Has set my head a-shaking!" + +And after that his old wedding stovepipe hat almost fell off his head, +and it would have, I'm sure, if it hadn't been for the blue polka-dot +handkerchief which he had tied over the top of it. + +And just then, all of a sudden, the Whaleship bumped into a motor +boat, and nearly upset it. + +"What's the matter with your pilot?" screamed the man who was in the +motor boat, and when Uncle Lucky looked over the side of the Whale he +saw it wasn't a man at all, but the old Billygoat who owned the +Ferryboat I told you about some umpty-leven stones ago. + +"Excuse us, please," said the kind old gentleman rabbit, but what the +Billygoat said I'll have to tell you in the next story, for there's no +more room in this one. + + + + +STORY XXVII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE BEANSTALK. + + +Seeing it's you," answered the Billygoat, who, you remember in the +last story, had gotten very angry because Billy Bunny and Uncle Lucky +had bumped into his motor boat with their whaleship. + +"I'll forgive you," and then he raced the Whale all the way to the +shore and would have beaten him, too, if he had gone faster. + +And as soon as the whaleship ran up on the beach, the two little +rabbits hopped off and got into their automobile and drove away, and +the Whale went back and told the Mermaid that the two little rabbits +had a beautiful Luckymobile, and she felt dreadfully sorry that she +hadn't gone with them. + +Well, after a little while, not so very far, they came across a +wonderful beanstalk, which was growing up so high that you couldn't +see the top, and if Billy Bunny had only known the story about "Jack +and the Beanstalk," I guess he would have thought that the story had +come true. + +"My gracious!" exclaimed Uncle Lucky. "My lima beans at home grow +pretty high but never as high as this," and he took out of his +waistcoat pocket his spyglass and tried to find the top of the +beanstalk; but he couldn't, for it was hidden in the clouds. Just +think of that! + +"I'm going to climb up that beanstalk," said the little bunny. "Maybe +I'll find my fortune at the top." + +"And I'll go with you," said the old gentleman rabbit, for he wasn't +going to let his small nephew go up a strange beanstalk and perhaps +get lost in the clouds, you know. + +Not good, kind Uncle Lucky. No, sireemam; so they hopped out of the +Luckymobile and started up the beanstalk, and by and by, after a +pretty long time, they came to the top and the first thing they saw +was their friend American Eagle and his wife, and she was sitting on +her nest hatching out the big eggs which she had laid. + +"We'll need lots of eagles now that we've gone to war," said the big +bird, and he flapped his wings and sang "Yankee Doodle Dandy" three +times over and then once more. And this made the old gentleman rabbit +so excited that he stood up and made a speech, and then he threw his +old wedding stovepipe hat up into the air and gave three cheers and +half a dozen tigers and two or three bears. + +And after that Billy Bunny opened his knapsack and took out an +American flag and put it on the top of the beanstalk so that all the +people in the aeroplane could see it and say "Hip-hur-ray for the U. +S. A.!" + +"When the little eagles come out of their shells you must bring them +to call on me," said good, kind Uncle Lucky to Mrs. Eagle. "I have +some popcorn and lollypops at home, and I know how children like those +things." + +And this made Mrs. Eagle very happy and Mr. Eagle very proud, and he +helped the two little rabbits to climb down the beanstalk in time for +me to write what they did in the next story, which will be about an +adventure in the Friendly Forest. + + + + +STORY XXVIII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND SCATTERBRAINS. + + +After Billy Bunny and Uncle Lucky reached the ground, for they had +climbed down the beanstalk, you remember, as I told you in the last +story, they jumped into the Luckymobile and drove off toward the +Friendly Forest, and when they had gone maybe a mile in and out among +the trees, for there wasn't really any automobile road to go on, you +know, they came across Scatterbrains, the gray squirrel. + +Now Uncle Lucky knew Old Squirrel Nutcracker very well, and as the old +gentleman squirrel was very nice and well behaved it made Uncle Lucky +provoked to think that his son should be such a scatterbrains. So +Uncle Lucky stopped the automobile and said: + +"Well, young squirrel, have you been troubling your father lately?" +and Scatterbrains answered, "No, Mr. Lucky Lefthindfoot, not lately. +Not since yesterday." + +"What!" exclaimed the old gentleman rabbit, "do you mean to say you +troubled him yesterday? Why didn't you wait until to-morrow?" and then +Uncle Lucky winked at Billy Bunny and then scowled at Scatterbrains. + +And just then they heard a dreadful noise. It sounded just as if the +trees were snapping to pieces and, all of a sudden, a tornado struck +them and up in the air went the Luckymobile with the two little +rabbits, but what happened to the little squirrel I really don't know, +unless it took him up, too, and hid him in a cloud. + +And perhaps it did, for I've often seen clouds that looked exactly +like squirrels, haven't you, and other animals, too, like bears and +cats? + +"Gracious me!" cried Uncle Billy. "Hang on, Billy Bunny, and don't let +the cushions slip or the electricity run out of the cabaret, for if we +ever get back to earth, I'd like to get home and stay home forever. +Oh, home, sweet home," and the old gentleman rabbit took off his +automobile goggles, for they were full of tears and he couldn't see +anything. + +Well, by and by, the tornado let go and the automobile fell on top of +a clothesline and balanced there as nicely as a tight-rope dancer, and +when the two little rabbits looked about them, they found they were in +Mrs. Bunny's backyard in the Old Brier Patch. Wasn't that lucky? Well, +I guess it was! + +And just then Mrs. Bunny came out of the kitchen door to hang up some +of Billy Bunny's little shirts on the line, for it was Monday morning, +you know. + +And when she saw the Luckymobile on her clothesline she gave a scream, +and then she began to laugh, and after that she ran back into the +house and brought out her scissors and cut the rope and the automobile +came down with a bang, and out tumbled the two little rabbits. + +"Well, well, well," said Mrs. Bunny, and she sat down on the +clothespin basket and laughed, but, of course, there weren't any +clothespins, or any other kind of pins, in it, you see, for then she +wouldn't have laughed. + +And in the next story, if my umbrella doesn't open and stand over my +bed to keep off the mosquitoes, I'll tell you another story to-morrow +night. + + + + +STORY XXIX. + +BILLY BUNNY AND MRS. BLACK CAT. + + + Awake, awake, 'tis early morn. + The cow is climbing the stalks of corn, + The little bird is beating an egg, + And the rooster is dancing about on one leg, + And the pig is trying on her new bonnet, + With a little blue bow and a red cherry on it. + +Uncle Lucky rolled over in bed and then he got up and wiggled his nose +and his left ear, and after that he was so wide awake that he didn't +want to get back into bed, as I did, when I woke up this morning. + +And just then the breakfast bell rang and Mrs. Bunny put on the coffee +and the baked lollypops and the stewed prunes, and, oh, dear me! I +really can't remember what rabbits eat every day, for I'm sure they +don't eat the same old thing, for if they did they wouldn't be jolly +and gay and hop about merrily all through the day, but would sit in a +corner and sulk and be sad, and maybe get angry and maybe get mad. + +So always remember to have something new, for no one can always enjoy +a prune stew. There! I've gone and written another piece of poetry and +my typewriter wouldn't print it properly. Isn't that too bad? + +Well, after breakfast the old gentleman rabbit went out for a walk in +the Pleasant Meadow, and he went all alone, too, for Billy Bunny had +to stay home and polish the front door knob and sweep the piazza and +feed the canary and bring in the wood, for Mrs. Bunny had to hurry up +with the breakfast dishes so as to be able to go over and see Cousin +Cottontail, who had just had a new baby rabbit. + +Well, as I was saying, Uncle Lucky hopped along the Pleasant Meadow +until he came to the Old Farm Yard where Cocky Docky and Henny Jenny +and all the other Barn Yard Folk lived with the good-natured farmer. + +And just as he was going through the gate, who should bounce out at +him but a big black cat. And, oh, dear me. Her claws were sticking out +of her feet like pins and her eyes were yellow as fire and her teeth +glittered and her whiskers stood out like bayonets, and her tail was +as big as a rolling pin and her back was humped up worse than a +camel's. + +If you can think of anything worse than the way that cat looked I wish +you would write me a letter and tell me so that I can scare Uncle +Lucky, for, would you believe it, he wasn't the least big frightened. +No, sireemam. + +He just took off his old wedding stovepipe hat and bowed most politely +to Mrs. Black Cat, and she was so surprised that she turned around and +went back to her three little kittens who never wore mittens because +they didn't have any. + +And after that the old gentleman rabbit hopped into the barn and ate +some corn and had a talk with Mr. Sharptooth Rat. And maybe he would +have been talking there yet if something hadn't happened. And when you +don't expect it, something very often, and sometimes most always, does +happen. The Miller's dog ran into the barn and made a grab for the old +gentleman rabbit, but Uncle Lucky was too quick for him. + +He hopped to one side and then out of that barn so that he hopped +right into to-morrow night's story. Wasn't that wonderful? + + + + +STORY XXX. + +BILLY BUNNY AND BIG YELLOW DOG. + + +Let me see. Didn't I say that Billy Bunny hopped out of the Old Barn +so fast in last night's story that he jumped right into this one? +Well, he did, and here he is saying, "I'm ready for another +adventure!" + +And no sooner had he said this than along came a big yellow dog with a +muzzle on his nose, and when the little rabbit saw him he laughed out +loud, "Oh, ho! Mr. Yellow Dog! Did you put your nose into a mouse +trap?" + +"No, I didn't," replied the Yellow Dog. "It's a muzzle to keep me from +biting little rabbits," and then he gave a dreadful growl and tried to +pull off the muzzle with his front paws. + +"I won't wait until you get it off," said Billy Bunny, and he hopped +away as fast as he could, for he wasn't the least bit curious to see +whether that muzzle was tied on tight! + +And by and by he came to a hollow stump where lived an old rabbit +named Hoppity-hop. + +"Helloa, my little friend," said the old rabbit, and then he wriggled +his nose a million times or less, for I guess he smelt the lettuce +sandwich which Billy Bunny had in his knapsack. + +"Good morning," said Billy Bunny, but he didn't open his knapsack. No, +sir! It wasn't fourteen o'clock, which is the luncheon hour in +Rabbitville, so I've been told. And this, of course, made the old +rabbit very sad. "Oh, dear me," he cried, "I'm so hungry, and if there +is anything I love more than a lettuce sandwich it's apple pie!" + +"How do you know I've got an apple pie?" asked Billy Bunny, and he +took out his gold watch and chain to see what time it was, for he +began to feel hungry all of a sudden. But, oh, dear me! + +It wasn't fourteen o'clock, or anywhere near it, so he twisted the +stem of his watch until the hands pointed at the luncheon time, and +then he took out the lettuce sandwich and the apple pie and he and the +old rabbit ate them up right then and there, and after that they felt +ever so much better. + +"Now I'll tell you a secret," said the old rabbit. "There's a carrot +candy shop not very far from here, and if you've got any money in your +knapsack I'll take you there." + +Wasn't that kind of that old rabbit? So off they hopped and pretty +soon, not so very far, they came to the candy shop, and the old lady +woodchuck who kept it was awfully kind and generous, for she filled up +a paper bag right to the top for a lettuce dollar bill, which I think +was a very cheap price to pay for all that candy, don't you? + +And when it was all gone, Billy Bunny said good-by and hopped away +singing at the top of his voice: + + "Oh, who is so merry and who is so gay + As a rabbit who always has money to pay + For candy and popcorn and nice apple pie + And other sweet things that you're longing to buy." + +And in the next story, if Billy Bunny does eat any more carrot candy +and get so dizzy he can't hop in a circle, I'll tell you some more +about the little rabbit. + + + + +STORY XXXI. + +BILLY BUNNY AND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. + + + It very often happens + You don't know what to do, + And then's the time the Mischief Man + Comes smiling round to you. + He whispers something in your ear + You know you shouldn't stop to hear, + And then's the time for you to say, + "Oh, Mischief Man, please go away!" + +This is what dear good Uncle Lucky wrote in Billy Bunny's album, for +it was the little rabbit's birthday, you know, and Uncle Lucky thought +he ought to warn him against the Mischief Man. + +Well, as soon as the ink was dry so that the little rabbit could put +the album away in Uncle Lucky's desk, the kind old gentleman rabbit +said: "Let us take a ride in the Luckymobile. Maybe we can go some +place where we will have a good time." + +So they got into the automobile and started off, and by and by they +came to a shady spot in the woods. And there right under a big +spreading chestnut tree, was a little table covered with a clean white +cloth and in the middle was a lovely birthday cake with candles and +big frosted letters, which read, "A Happy Birthday to Billy Bunny!" + +And oh, my, wasn't he delighted and so were all the little forest +folk, for they were all there, let me tell you, from Old Squirrel +Nutcracker to the Big Brown Bear. + +And so were the little people from the Pleasant Meadow, Dicky Meadow +Mouse and Robbie Redbreast and many others. And pretty soon along came +the barnyard folk, Cocky Docky, Henny Jenny and Duckey Daddies. Even +Mrs. Cow wasn't too busy to be there, and if you'll wait a minute I'll +tell you the names of some more of Billy Bunny's friends: + +Turkey Purky, Danny Beaver, Old Mother Magpie, Timmy Chipmunk, +Scatterbrains, the gray squirrel, and Shadow Tail, his brother. Daddy +Fox would like to have been there, only Uncle Lucky hadn't sent him an +invitation. The only friend who wasn't there was Uncle Bullfrog. He +couldn't leave his log in the Old Mill Pond, so he sent his regrets by +little Mrs. Oriole, who lived in the willow tree by the Old Mill. + +"Now we'll cut the cake," said kind Uncle Lucky, and he went over to +the Luckymobile to get the big carving knife which he had hidden under +the cushions. + +"There's a little gold ring hidden away somewhere," he said as he cut +the cake very carefully so as not to topple over the pretty candles +and get the pink and green melted wax all over the white frosting. + +And then everybody ate up his piece of cake as fast as he could to +find the little gold ring. "I've got it! I've got it!" screamed Timmy +Chipmunk. But, oh, dear me. It wasn't the ring at all. It was only a +hard nut. + +And the little chipmunk was so disappointed that he ran home to tell +his mother all about it, and she gave him one she had found when she +was a little girl in the toe of her stocking one happy Christmas +morning. And in the next story you'll be surprised to hear who got the +ring after all. + + + + +STORY XXXII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE LOST RING. + + + Something's going to happen; + I feel it in the air. + But what it is you soon shall know, + So hold your breath and stare. + +You remember in the last story I told you about Billy Bunny's birthday +party and promised to tell you who found the little gold ring in the +frosted cake. + +Well, just as the little rabbit said, "I've found it!" Daddy Fox +sprang from behind a bush and grabbed the piece of cake right out of +the little rabbit's paw. + +And then he jumped over the Luckymobile and ran off to his den to give +it to Slyboots or Bushy Tail, his two little sons, you know, but which +one got it I can't remember, for everybody was so excited that they +forgot to ask the naughty old fox before he got away. + +"That's too bad," said kind Uncle Lucky; "I'll have to get you another +one," so he said good-by to everybody and took Billy Bunny down to the +3 and 10 cents store, where they bought a lovely gold ring with a big +ruby in it. Wasn't that nice? + +And then they came back to the woods, but everybody had gone home and +there was no more birthday cake anywhere to be seen, not even a little +piece of candle. + +"Well, what shall we do now?" said the kind old gentleman rabbit, and +he poured some lettuce oil into the cabaret and took out his blue +polka-dot handkerchief and wiped his ear, and then he dusted off his +old wedding stovepipe hat and honked the automobile horn and blew up a +tire and turned a cushion upside down to hide a grease spot. And after +that he put on his goggles and started off again, and by and by, not +so very long, they came to a signpost on which was written: + +"Which road shall I take?" + +"Goodness, gracious me!" exclaimed the old gentleman rabbit, "what's +the matter with my goggles?" and he took them off and looked at the +signpost again. + +"It says the same old thing," he said with a sigh, and he took off his +old wedding stovepipe hat and dusted the top, and after he had put it +on his head again he heard a voice saying: + + "Take the road that leads to the left, + And not the one to the right, + For if you don't you will get left + And you won't get home till night." + +"Who's speaking?" said Billy Bunny. And the reason he hadn't said +anything before was because he had been sound asleep. + +And then who should come out from behind that funny signpost but a +great roaring bull with two horns and about ten feet long and big red, +snorting nostrils. + +"Don't let us disturb you," which means bother or something like that, +said Uncle Lucky, and he honked the horn with all his might, and, +would you believe it, the bull was so frightened that he ran away and +never stopped till he got home and covered himself with the crazy +quilt on his old four-poster bed. + + + + +STORY XXXIII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE GREAT NEWS. + + + Once upon a time, + So I've heard tell, + There lived a little rabbit + In a shady dell. + And on one side a clover patch, + Where red-topped clovers grew, + And 'tother side was lollypops + Of red and white and blue. + +This is the song Mrs. Bunny sang one morning as she set to work to +wash her little rabbit's white duck trousers, for it was Monday, and +that is washday in Rabbitville, so they tell me. + +And just as she was hanging them out on the line who should fly up but +Old Mother Magpie, and, my! wasn't she excited. Why, she was so +disturbed that her bonnet had fallen off her head and was hanging by +the strings. + +"Have you heard the news?" she asked, and she rolled off one of her +black silk mitts and turned her wedding ring around three times and a +half. + +"Heard what?" asked Mrs. Bunny, putting the clothespin in her mouth +instead of on the clothesline. + +"Why, the Miller's boy has gone off to the war." + +"Hurray!" shouted little Billy Bunny, who was polishing the brass door +knob on the back door. "Hurray!" + +"You ought to be ashamed of yourself," said Old Mother Mischief. "His +poor mother is nearly crazy with grief." + +"I'm sorry for her," said Mrs. Bunny, and she thought how thankful she +ought to be that her little rabbit didn't have to shoulder a musket. + +"Well, I'm glad he's going," said Billy Bunny. "He can shoot at +something else now besides little rabbits." + +Old Mother Magpie ruffled her feathers. "Well, if I had a boy like you +I'd teach him not to glory over another person's grief," and then she +flew away. + +"I'm sorry for his mother," said Mrs. Bunny, "but the Miller boy will +never be missed," and the clothespin fell out of her mouth and stood +up in the grass like a little wooden soldier. + +"Do you want anything at the store?" asked the little rabbit, after he +had finished cleaning the door knob. "If you do, tell me, for I'm +going by there." + +"You can order a pound of carrot tea and some lollypops," answered his +mother, and then Billy Bunny picked up his striped candy cane and set +off for the village, and by and by he came to the post office and the +nice lady postmistress called to him that there was a letter there +addressed to Billy Bunny, Old Brier Patch, but what was written in it +I'm not going to tell you now, for I must stop and play a game of +pinochle with dear, kind Uncle Lucky, who just telephoned me to come +over to his house and have a game with him this evening, and I mustn't +keep him waiting another minute. + + + + +STORY XXXIV. + +BILLY BUNNY AND JENNY MUSKRAT. + + +Well, I played pinochle with Uncle Lucky Lefthindfoot last evening and +it was so late when I got home that I overslept myself this morning. + +And maybe I'd have slept all day if Robbie Redbreast hadn't come to my +window and told me that Billy Bunny was reading a letter which I told +you about in yesterday's story and that every time he turned a page he +laughed harder than ever. + +Well, I was so curious to know what he was laughing at that I told +Robbie Redbreast to fly back to him and look over his shoulder and see +what was in the letter while I hurried and dressed as fast as I could, +and when I was all ready to go into the Friendly Forest where the +little rabbit was, I saw him coming toward me with the letter in his +hand and the little robin perched upon his knapsack. + +"Good morning," he said and handed me the letter, and now you shall +hear what was written to Mr. William Bunny, Brier Patch, Old Snake +Fence Corner, U. S. A., care of Uncle Sam! + +"My dear Billy Bunny: + +"Just a few lines from your old friend the Circus Elephant to tell you +that he is coming to see you as soon as he gets over the measles. If +you've never had the measles, dear Billy Bunny, don't get them, for +they are dreadful things for there's so many of them. + +"Please give my love to Mr. Lucky Lefthindfoot and tell him as soon as +I'm well, I'll be back in his circus. + +"Your friend, + +"Elly." + +And as soon as I'd read the letter the little rabbit put it in his +pocket and hopped away and by and by he came to a little stone house +by a river. And before I go any farther I'll just whisper to you how I +know all this. + +You see, the little robin told me all about it, for he and I are great +friends and his nest is in the old apple tree just under my window. + +Well, pretty soon, after looking all around, Billy Bunny knocked on +the door of the little stone house and in a few minutes it was opened +by a nice lady muskrat, whose name was Jenny Eva. + +"How do you do, little rabbit," she said, and then she invited him in +and gave him a cookie made out of carrot seeds and pumpkin flour. And +after that he showed her the letter from his friend, the circus +elephant, and just then, all of a sudden, the front door flew open and +in came the miller's dog. + +And, oh, dear me! Mrs. Jenny Eva Muskrat forgot all about her society +manners and ran down the back stairs into the river and the little +rabbit forgot to say good-by and hid himself in a big hat box where +she kept her last year's Easter bonnet. And then, what do you suppose +the miller's dog did? Why, he began to sing: + + "Old Mrs. Muskrat jumped into the river, + Splasherty, splasherty, splash! + And little boy rabbit jumped into the box, + That held her best bonnet and trampled upon it. + Masherty, masherty, mash!" + +And in the next story you shall know what the miller's dog did when he +stopped singing, that is, if Robbie Redbreast isn't too frightened to +look into the window and tell me all about it. + + + + +STORY XXXV. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE MILLER'S DOG. + + +After the Miller's Dog stopped singing, as I told you in the story +before this, he poked his nose into the hat box where Billy Bunny had +hidden himself and said in a deep, growly voice: + + "Come out of there or I will growl and bite the bonnet + That Mrs. Muskrat wears for best + And the purple flowers on it. + And then she'll think it's you who did + This dreadful unkind deed, + And never speak to you again + Or you with cookies feed." + +"Goodness me, but you are a very poor sort of a poet," said the little +rabbit, peeping out of the hat box. "Your poetry is dreadful," and +this made the Miller's Dog so ashamed of himself that he couldn't wag +his tail or even bark. + +No, sir. He couldn't do a thing but slink out of the door and close it +so softly that it didn't pinch his tail hardly at all. + +"Ha! ha!" laughed the little rabbit. "Did you ever see such a silly +dog?" And neither did I and neither did you, I know. + +Well, after a little while, Mrs. Jenny Eva Muskrat carne up the back +stairs from the river, where she had gone in the last story, you +remember, and wasn't she glad that nothing more had happened? "If you +had jumped into that other hat box," she said, "you would have spoilt +my next year's Easter bonnet, and that would have been too dreadful +for anything." + +And wasn't the little rabbit glad? Well, I guess he was twice over and +maybe three times. And after that he said good-by and hopped away, and +after he had traveled for a long, long ways he came to the field where +his old friend the Scarecrow lived. + +"How have you been?" asked the little rabbit, and he took a lollypop +out of his knapsack and offered it to the scarecrow, but he didn't +want it. "Haven't you got a cigar?" he asked. "I haven't smoked for +ever so long." + +"I'm sorry," said Billy Bunny. "I don't think I have any really and +truly cigars. Here's a chocolate one if that will do," and he handed +it to his friend the Old Clothes Man. + +But the Old Clothes Man couldn't smoke it at all, although he tried +the best he could, and pretty soon it began to rain and the chocolate +became soft and sticky, and the little Bunny all wet, so he said: "I +guess I'll crawl into a hollow stump if I can find one." + +And it didn't take him long, for he hopped away to the woods nearby, +and the first thing he saw was an old stump, so he hopped inside. And +no sooner was he safely out of the rain than a voice said: + + "What are you doing in my hollow stump; + Who are you anyway? + Why didn't you knock on this old wood block + If you really want to stay?" + +And in the next story I'll tell who it was that said this. + + + + +STORY XXXVI. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE WOODCHUCK. + + +You remember in the last story that just as Billy Bunny hopped into +the hollow stump a voice said, "What are you doing in here?" + +"I came in to get out of the wet," answered the little rabbit, and +then the voice replied: + +"What! Is it raining? I'll lend you an umbrella!" and an old woodchuck +opened a little door in the side of the stump and winked at Billy +Bunny. + +"That's very kind of you," said the little rabbit, and he opened his +knapsack and gave the woodchuck a nice lollypop, and after that the +woodchuck said: "I think you'd better stay here with me until the rain +is over. Don't you think so?" + +And Billy Bunny said yes, for the woodchuck was very nice and had such +good manners that the little rabbit felt quite at home. + +But oh, dear me! it began to rain so hard right then and there that +the water just poured into the old hollow stump, and pretty soon it +was very uncomfortable. So the woodchuck said: + +"Now don't you ever tell anybody where I'm going to take you. For it's +my very own house, and I never let anybody know just where I do live. +You see, so many people are after me, some with guns and some with +sharp teeth and claws, that I have to be very careful." + +So the little rabbit promised, and then he followed the woodchuck +through the little door and down a long passage until they came to a +nice, large, comfortable room. + +"Now, this is where I live," said the woodchuck, and he went over to +the cupboard and took out a carrot candy gumdrop and gave it to Billy +Bunny, and then he lighted a big cigar and sat down in his old +armchair and smoked. + +And all the time they could hear the rain pattering on the grass +overhead, for it's wonderful how you can hear all sorts of sounds when +you're under ground and have big ears like a rabbit, you know. + +"Now, I'll tell you a story," said the old woodchuck after he had +blown some lovely round rings of smoke into the air. + + "Once upon a time, + Not so very long ago, + A band of tiny fairies + Lived in the woodland near. + And often I would hear them + A-singing soft and low + When all was dark and quiet + And the moon shone bright and clear. + So one evening I stole softly + Out of the hollow stump, + And found them dancing merrily + With tiny skip and jump; + And just as I was going + To say how do you do, + The Fairy Queen began to scream. + And then away she flew. + And then her tiny subjects + Took fright and ran off, too, + And now I never see them more + A-dancing near my old stump door." + +"That's too bad," said the little rabbit, for he was so interested in +what the old woodchuck was saying that he had forgotten all about his +lollypop and had dropped it on the floor. + +And in the next story he'll pick up his lollypop and eat it, because I +hate to have him lose it, don't you? + + + + +STORY XXXVII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND LITTLE PEEWEE. + + +Let me stop for a moment and think where I left off last night. Oh, +now I remember. Billy Bunny was in the old woodchuck hollow stump, and +it was raining. + +Oh, my, yes. Cats and dogs, as they say in grown-ups' stories, so +we'll say kittens and puppies. Well, after a while the rain stopped +and the little rabbit said good-by and hopped away, and pretty soon, +not very long, a little bird began to sing: + + "Down the shady Forest Trail, + O'er the hill and through the vale, + Billy Bunny hops along + With a whistle and a song. + And if you have never heard + A rabbit whistle like a bird, + You must ask each little rabbit + If he has the whistling habit." + +"Who's singing?" asked Billy Bunny, and he took his silver policeman's +whistle out of his knapsack and blew on it so hard that the little +bird began to cry: + +"Oh, dear! Oh, dear! You will whistle my ear off!" And then, of +course, the little rabbit stopped, for he didn't want to hurt that +dear little bird. No sireemam. + +"Who are you?" he asked, and the little bird replied: "I'm Peewee, the +littlest bird in the whole Friendly Forest." + +"What do you look like?" said the little rabbit, curiously, gazing +here and there and everywhere and behind a tree and under a stone. +"I've never seen a Peewee." + +And then that little bird flew down from a tree and Billy Bunny saw +the tiniest little bird he had ever seen. Why, it wasn't much larger +than a butterfly. + +"Goodness, but you're small," said Billy Bunny. "Are you so small that +you don't like lollypops?" + +Of course, the little bird said no, and so would you, no matter how +small you were, but when she tried to fly away with the lollypop, she +couldn't. No sireemam. Wasn't that too bad? So the little rabbit gave +her some sweet cracker crumbs instead, and after that he hopped away +looking for another adventure. + +And it wasn't long before he had one. For, just as he was hopping +across a fallen log that made a narrow bridge over a brook, a little +fish swam up to the top of the water and said: + +"Here is a letter from your friend, the Whale," and he held up in his +mouth a blue envelope. I guess it was made of some kind of waterproof +paper, for it wasn't the least bit damp. + +And when Billy Bunny opened it, he found a small coral ring inside, +and in the letter it said: "This ring is for you, Billy Bunny. + +"The pretty mermaid asked me to send it to you, so here it is. Please +tell the little fish that you have received it and that it fits you +perfectly." And then the Whale signed himself, "Your great big-hearted +friend, the Whale." + + + + +STORY XXXVIII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND OLD MOTHER MAGPIE. + + + Uncle Bullfrog sings a song + That is never very long. + All he says is, "Chunk, ker-chunk!" + Then he splashes in ker-plunk, + And the little fishes swim, + Oh, so fast away from him! + If they didn't, don't you think + He would eat 'em in a wink? + +Now who do you suppose was singing this song? Why, a little tadpole +named Taddylegs. And it made Uncle Bullfrog quite cross, for he didn't +like tadpoles anyway, and Taddylegs wasn't very polite, as you can +see. + +"Now swim away," said the old gentleman frog, and he looked angrily at +Taddylegs. "Now swim away or I'll swallow you and maybe your cousin +and your aunt if they're around." So the little tadpole swam away and +after a while Old Uncle Bullfrog saw Billy Bunny not very far away. He +was talking to Mrs. Cow about the clover patch. + +You see, Mrs. Cow was very fond of clover and so was the little +rabbit, and he knew that Mrs. Cow could eat maybe three hundred and +forty-seven times as much clover as he could, and so he was afraid she +might eat up the whole patch and leave nothing for anybody else. + +"Please don't eat all the clover tops; mother wants to preserve some +for the winter." + +"Don't you worry," replied Mrs. Cow, and she whisked a big horse fly +off her side with her long tail. "Don't you worry and don't you fret, +there'll be some clover blossoms yet." + +So the little rabbit felt ever so much better and hopped away and by +and by he came across Old Mother Magpie. And he wasn't a bit pleased, +for she was always finding fault with him, and everybody else, for +that matter. + +Yes, Old Mother Magpie made lots of trouble and Billy Bunny had never +liked her. But he couldn't get away without her seeing him, although +he tried his best. + +"Good morning, Billy Bunny," said the old lady magpie, and she raised +her bonnet so she could see him better, for the brim was half over her +left eye. + +"Good morning," replied the little rabbit. "I'm sorry, but I'm in a +dreadful hurry," and he hopped away so fast that he left his shadow a +mile behind him. + +"Gracious me!" exclaimed Old Mother Magpie. "That bunny doesn't like +me very much I guess." + +"Yes, you don't have to guess again," cried a voice, and Parson Crow +cawed and hawed, and this made the old lady magpie so angry that she +flew away to tell Barney Owl that she was a very much abused person. + +But here we are at the end of this book, and so we will have to jump +to the next, which I will call, "BILLY BUNNY AND UNCLE LUCKY +LEFTHINDFOOT." + +THE END + + + + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Billy Bunny and Uncle Bull Frog, by +David Magie Cory + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK BILLY BUNNY AND UNCLE BULL FROG *** + +***** This file should be named 5947.txt or 5947.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + https://www.gutenberg.org/5/9/4/5947/ + +Produced by Juliet Sutherland, Charles Franks and the +Online Distributed Proofreading Team. + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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Illustrated + +1. BILLY BUNNY AND THE FRIENDLY ELEPHANT + +2. BILLY BUNNY AND DADDY FOX + +3. BILLY BUNNY AND UNCLE BULL FROG + +4. BILLY BUNNY AND UNCLE LUCKY LEFTHINDFOOT + +Other Volumes in Preparation + +1920 + + + + +CONTENTS + +I. BILLY BUNNY AND MR. BLACKSNAKE + +II. BILLY BUNNY AND THE FRESHWATER CRAB + +III. BILLY BUNNY AND THE SORROWFUL JAY BIRD + +IV. BILLY BUNNY AND THE TING-A-LING TELEPHONE + +V. BILLY BUNNY AND THE RUNAWAY DOG + +VI. BILLY BUNNY AND MR. O'HARE'S ESCAPE + +VII. BILLY BUNNY AND THE POLICEMAN CAT + +VIII. BILLY BUNNY AND THE GRAY MOUSE + +IX. BILLY BUNNY AND RED ROOSTER + +X. BILLY BUNNY AND MRS. COW + +XI. BILLY BUNNY AND THE BIG BEAR + +XII. BILLY BUNNY AND THE RABBITVILLE "GAZETTE" + +XIII. BILLY BUNNY AND MR. MOLE + +XIV. BILLY BUNNY AND THE WATER SNAKE + +XV. BILLY BUNNY AND THE PEACOCK + +XVI. BILLY BUNNY AND THE MARBLE DEER + +XVII. BILLY BUNNY AND THE FOREST DANCE + +XVIII. BILLY BUNNY AND RAGGED RABBIT + +XIX. BILLY BUNNY AND TAILOR BIRD + +XX. BILLY BUNNY AND PARSON CROW + +XXI. BILLY BUNNY AND JACK-IN-THE-BOX + +XXII. BILLY BUNNY AND MR. DUCK + +XXIII. BILLY BUNNY AND THE FRETFUL PORCUPINE + +XXIV. BILLY BUNNY AND DANNY BILLYGOAT + +XXV. BILLY BUNNY AND THE WHALE + +XXVI. BILLY BUNNY AND THE MERMAID. + +XXVII. BILLY BUNNY AND THE BEANSTALK + +XXVIII. BILLY BUNNY AND SCATTERBRAINS + +XXIX. BILLY BUNNY AND MRS. BLACK CAT + +XXX. BILLY BUNNY AND BIG YELLOW DOG + +XXXI. BILLY BUNNY AND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY + +XXXII. BILLY BUNNY AND THE LOST RING + +XXXIII. BILLY BUNNY AND THE GREAT NEWS + +XXXIV. BILLY BUNNY AND JENNY MUSKRAT + +XXXV. BILLY BUNNY AND THE MILLER'S DOG + +XXXVI. BILLY BUNNY AND THE WOODCHUCK + +XXXVII. BILLY BUNNY AND LITTLE PEEWEE + +XXXVIII. BILLY BUNNY AND OLD MOTHER MAGPIE + + + + +STORY I. + +BILLY BUNNY AND MR. BLACKSNAKE. + + + Rain, rain, go away, + Billy Bunny wants to play. + +This is what Willy Wind sang one morning. Oh, so early, as the +raindrops pitter-pattered on the roof of the little rabbit's house in +the Old Brier Patch. + +And then of course he woke up and wiggled his little pink nose a +million times less or more, and pretty soon he was wide awake, so he +got up and looked into the mirror to see if his eyes were open, as he +wasn't quite sure he was wide awake after all, for the raindrops made +a drowsy noise on the old shingles and the alarm clock wouldn't go +off, although it was 14 o'clock. + +Well, after a little while, not so very long, his mother called to +him, "Billy Bunny, the stewed lollypops are getting cold and the +robin's eggs will be hard boiled if you don't hurry up, or hurry down, +or something." + +"I'll be ready in a jiffy," answered the little rabbit, and then he +brushed his whiskers and parted his hair in the middle with a little +chip, and after that he was ready for breakfast and dinner and supper, +for rabbits are always hungry, you know, and can eat all the time, so +I've been told, and I guess it must be true, for why should an old +rabbit have told me that if it isn't the truth, I should like to know, +and so would you, I'm sure. + +"Don't forget your rubber boots," said Mrs. Bunny after the morning +meal was over, as Billy Bunny started to hop outdoors. So, like a good +little bunny boy, he came back and put them on, and then before he +went he polished the brass door knob on the front door and swept the +leaves off the little stone walk. + +And after that he was ready to do whatever he liked, so out he went on +the Pleasant Meadow to eat some clover tops so as not to feel hungry +for the next ten minutes. + +And just then Mrs. Cow came along with her tinkle, tinkle bell that +hung at her throat from a leather collar. + +"Where are you going?" she asked, but the little rabbit didn't know. +He was only looking around. He hadn't had time to make up his mind +what to do, and just then, all of a sudden, just like that, Mr. +Blacksnake rose out of the grass. + +"Look out!" cried Mrs. Cow. "Maybe he's going to eat you," but whether +he was I'm sure I don't know, for Billy Bunny didn't wait to see. He +didn't care whether Mr. Blacksnake wanted his breakfast, but hopped +away as fast as he could and pretty soon, not so very far, he came to +the Babbling Brook, and there sat the little fresh water crab on the +sand, and when he saw Billy Bunny he said: + + "It's raining, Billy Bunny, + But you and I don't care, + For raindrops make the flowers + Grow and blossom fair." + +And this is what every little boy and girl should say on rainy days. + + + + +STORY II. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE FRESHWATER CRAB. + + +Let me see. It was raining in the last story when we left off, wasn't +it? Billy Bunny and the little freshwater crab were talking together, +weren't they? + +That's it, and now I know where to begin, for it's stopped raining +since then and Mr. Happy Sun is shining in the sky and the little +clouds are chasing each other over the blue meadows like little lambs. + +"I like that little piece of poetry you just said," cried the little +rabbit. "Please say another." So the freshwater crab wrinkled his +forehead, and then he began: + + "And when the sun is shining, + And all is bright and gay, + Just keep a little sunshine + To help a rainy day." + +"I will," said the little bunny, for he was a cheerful little fellow, +and then he hopped away and by and by he came to the Old Mill Pond. + +But Uncle Bullfrog was nowhere to be seen. + +There stood the old log, but there was nobody on it but a black snail. +It seemed strange not to see the old gentleman frog sitting there, his +eyes winking and blinking and his white waist-coat shining in the sun, +and it made the little rabbit feel lonely. + +"Where is Uncle Bullfrog?" he asked a big bluebottle fly, who was +buzzing away at a great rate. But he didn't know, and neither did a +big darning needle that was skimming over the quiet water. + +"I wonder if that dreadful Miller's Boy has taken Uncle Bullfrog +away," thought Billy Bunny, and just then Mrs. Oriole flew down from +her nest that swung in the weeping willow tree and said: + +"Are you looking for Uncle Bullfrog, little rabbit?" + +"Yes, ma'am. Do you know where he is?" + +"He's down by the mill dam," answered the pretty little bird, and then +she flew back to her nest that looked like an old white cotton +stocking at Christmas time because it was all bulgy and full, only, of +course, hers had little birds inside and a Christmas stocking has all +sorts of toys, with an orange in the toe and a Jack-in-the-Box +sticking out of the top. + +So off hopped the little rabbit, and pretty soon he saw the old +gentleman bullfrog catching flies, and undoing his waistcoat one +button every time a fly disappeared down his throat. + +"I thought at first that dreadful Miller's Boy had taken you away," +said Billy Bunny, "and I was very sad, for I like you, Uncle Bullfrog, +and I've never forgotten how you found the letter I lost a long time +ago." + +"Tut, tut," said the old gentleman frog. "How's your mother?" and then +he swallowed another fly and unbuttoned the last button, and if he +takes off his waistcoat I'll tell you so in the next story. + + + + +STORY III. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE SORROWFUL JAY BIRD. + + +Well, Uncle Bullfrog didn't take off his waistcoat, as I thought he +might in the last story, so I'm not going to tell you anything more +about him. + +We'll just leave him in the old Mill Pond and go along with Billy +Bunny, who is hopping away toward the Friendly Forest. + +By and by, after he had gone into the shady depths for maybe a million +and two or three hops, he came across his old friend the jay bird, who +had sold him the airship, you remember, and then bought it back again. + +"I wish you'd kept your old flying machine," said the jay bird +sorrowfully. +"But you wanted to buy it back," said the little rabbit, "so it's not +my fault." + +"Perhaps not," replied the sorrowful jay bird, "but that doesn't make +matters any better." + +"Why, what's the trouble?" asked the little rabbit, sitting down and +taking a lollypop out of his knapsack. + +"I had an accident," answered the jay bird. + +"I ran into a thunder cloud and spilled out all the lightning, and, oh +dear, oh dear. I just hate to talk about it, but I will. The lightning +jumped all around and then struck the old tower clock and broke the +main spring, so that it wouldn't go any more, and now nobody in +Rabbitville can tell the day of the month, or when it will be +Thanksgiving or Fourth of July." + +"Let's go to the clock maker and ask him to fix it," suggested the +little rabbit, and this so delighted the sorrowful jay bird that he +smiled and flew after Billy Bunny, and pretty soon they came to the +old clock maker, who was an old black spider. + +"Certainly I'll fix it," he said, "but it will cost you nine million +and some billion flies." + +"All right," said Billy Bunny. "I'll go down to the 3 and 1-cent store +and buy a fly catcher." So off he went and pretty soon he came back +with a great big fly catching box, and after he had set it down, they +stood and watched the flies go in until it was so full that not +another one could even poke in his nose. + +"Now, Mr. Spider," said Billy Bunny, "there are maybe a trillion flies +in that box, for the storekeeper told me it was guaranteed to hold +that many, so please fix the town clock, for it would be too bad if +the little boys and girls didn't know it was Christmas when it really +came." + +So the spider got out his little tool bag and climbed up the steeple +and fixed that old town clock so well that it began to play a tune, +which it had never done before, and all the people in Rabbitville were +so delighted that they gave the spider a little house to live in for +the rest of his days. + + + + +STORY IV. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE TING-A-LING TELEPHONE. + + +Ting-a-ling went the telephone bell in Uncle Lucky Lefthindfoot's +house, the kind old gentleman rabbit who was the uncle of Billy Bunny, +you know. + +And I only say this right here in case some little boy or girl should +read this story without having seen all the million and one, or two, +or three that have gone before. + +So Uncle Lucky jumped out of the hammock where he had been swinging up +and down on the cool front porch of his little house in Bunnytown, +corner of Lettuce avenue and Carrot street, and hopped into the +library and took down the receiver and said "Helloa! This is Mr. Lucky +Lefthindfoot talking." + +"Is that you, Uncle Lucky?" answered a voice at the other end of the +wire. "This is Billy Bunny, and I'm lost in the Friendly Forest." +"What!" cried the old gentleman rabbit, and he got so excited that he +put the wrong end of the receiver to his left ear and got an awful +electric shock that nearly wiggled his ear off. "Where are you now?" + +"I don't know," replied his small nephew. "I'm lost, don't you +understand?" + +"Gracious, goodness mebus!" exclaimed the old gentleman rabbit, "then +how am I to find you?" + +"I don't know, but please do," said Billy Bunny sorrowfully, "for I'm +dreadfully hungry, and I haven't got a single lollypop or apple pie +left in my knapsack." + +"Well, you just stay where you are and I'll get into the Luckmobile +and find you," replied the old gentleman rabbit as cheerfully as he +could, although he didn't know how he was going to do it, and neither +do I, and neither do you, but let's wait and see. + +So pretty soon, in a few short seconds, Uncle Lucky was tearing along +the dusty road toward the Friendly Forest, and by and by he came to +the house where his cousin, Mr. O'Hare, lived. So he stopped the +automobile and knocked on the door, and as soon as Mr. O'Hare opened +it, he said: "Jump in with me, for my little nephew is lost and I want +you to help me find him." + +So away they went into the Friendly Forest, and they looked all +around, but, of course, there was no little rabbit that looked like +Billy Bunny anywhere in sight. So Uncle Lucky and Mr. O'Hare got out, +and after tying the automobile to a tree, they set out in different +directions to find the little bunny. And Uncle Lucky went along a +little path and Mr. O'Hare followed a small brook, and after a while +the old gentleman rabbit heard a bird singing: + + "I saw a little rabbit + A-sitting by a tree, + And I should say he'd lost his way-- + That's how he looked to me." + +"Where did you see him?" asked Uncle Lucky excitedly. But what the +little bird replied you must wait to hear in the next story. + + + + +STORY V. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE RUNAWAY DOG. + + +You remember in the last story just as Uncle Lucky asked the little +bird to tell him where Billy Bunny was I had to leave off for there +was no more room in the story for me to add another word? Well, what +the little bird said was: + +"Follow the path, Mr. Lucky Lefthindfoot, 'till you come to a bridge, +and then turn to your right, and pretty soon, if the little bunny +hasn't hopped away, you'll find your lost nephew." + +So Uncle Lucky started right off. He didn't wait to even dust off his +old wedding stovepipe hat, and by and by he came to the bridge. But oh +dear me! Right in the middle of it stood a big dog, and when he saw +the old gentleman rabbit he gave a loud bark and ran at him. + +And what do you think the dear old bunny did? He honked on his +automobile horn, which he had in his paw, and this frightened the dog +so dreadfully that he turned around and ran away so fast that he would +have left his tail a thousand miles behind him if it hadn't been tied +on the way dogs' tails are, you know. + +And after that Uncle Lucky crossed the bridge and turned to his right +and pretty soon he saw Billy Bunny under a bush looking very miserable +and unhappy. But when he heard his Uncle Lucky's voice, for the old +gentleman rabbit gave a cry of delight as soon as he saw him, the +little rabbit looked as happy as he had before he was lost. + +"Here's an apple pie for you," said the dear, kind old gentleman +rabbit, taking a lovely pie out of his pocket. "I knew you'd rather +have something to eat than a million carrot cents." + +And of course the little rabbit would, for he was so hungry he could +have eaten brass tacks, or maybe iron nails. + +"Now come along with me," said Uncle Lucky. "We'll go back to the +Luckymobile. Your cousin, Mr. O'Hare, went the other way to look for +you, so I suppose we'll have a dreadful time to find him. But, never +mind, I've found you." And dear, affectionate Uncle Lucky hugged his +small nephew, he was so glad to be with him once more. + +Well, after they reached the automobile they honked and honked on the +horn hoping Mr. O'Hare would hear them. But I guess he didn't, for he +never came back, although they waited until it was almost 13 o'clock. + +"We'll have to go home without him," said Uncle Lucky at last. And I +guess he was wise not to wait any longer, for it was growing dark, and +to drive an automobile through a forest is not an easy thing to do at +night. And just then, all of a sudden, Willie Wind came blowing +through the tree tops. When he saw the two little bunnies he said: + +"Your cousin, Mr. O'Hare, has fallen into a deep hole over yonder." +And Willie Wind pointed down the Friendly Forest Trail. In the next +story you shall hear how Uncle Lucky and Billy Bunny found their +cousin, Mr. O'Hare. + + + + +STORY VI. + +BILLY BUNNY AND MR. O'HARE'S ESCAPE. + + +You remember in the last story how Willie Wind whispered to Billy +Bunny and Uncle Lucky that their cousin, Mr. O'Hare, had fallen into a +deep hole? Well, it didn't take the two little rabbits more than five +short seconds and maybe five and a half hops to reach the spot, and +then they looked over the edge, but very carefully, you know, for fear +they might fall in, and there, sure enough, way down at the bottom was +Mr. O'Hare looking very miserable indeed. + +"Keep up your courage!" cried Uncle Lucky in as cheerful a voice as he +could muster, and then he looked around to find a rope or a ladder. +But of course there were not any ropes and ladders lying about, so +that kind old gentleman rabbit peeped over the edge of the hole and +called down again, "Keep up your courage! We'll get you out!" + +Although he didn't know how he was going to do it, and neither do you +and neither do I and neither does the printer man. + +Well, after a while, and it was quite a long while, too, Billy Bunny +found a wild grapevine which he let down into the hole. "Make a loop +and put it around your waist and Uncle Lucky and I will haul you out," +he called down, and then Mr. O'Hare did as he was told, and after the +two little rabbits had pulled and pulled until their breath was almost +gone, Mr. O'Hare's head appeared at the top of the hole. + +And then with one more big pull they brought him out safely, although +his waist was dreadfully sore because the grapevine had cut into his +fur and squeezed all the breath out of him. + +"I'm going to complain to the street cleaning department or the first +policeman I see," said Mr. O'Hare. "It's a dreadful thing to have a +hole like this right in the middle of the Friendly Forest Trail." + +"Never mind that," said Billy Bunny, "let's go back to the +Luckymobile. It will be late before we get out of the woods and maybe +the electricity will all be gone and then we can't light the lamps, +and maybe we'll be arrested." + +And this is just what happened. They had only gone a little ways when +they heard a voice say: + + "Stop your motor car, I say, + You have no lamps to light the way. + Come, stop your car and get right out! + Listen, don't you hear me shout? + Stop your car or I will shoot. + Don't try away from me to scoot!" + +"We don't intend to," said Uncle Lucky, and he put on the brake and +the Luckymobile came to a standstill. And there in the road stood a +big Policeman Cat, with a club and gold buttons on his coat and a big +helmet, and his number was two dozen and a half. + +"Get out of your car," he commanded, which means to say something +sternly, but before the two little rabbits obeyed, something happened, +but what it was you must wait to hear in the next story. + + + + +STORY VII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE POLICEMAN CAT. + + +Well, I'm glad to say it was something nice that happened just as I +left off in the last story. You remember the Policeman Cat had +arrested Billy Bunny and his Uncle Lucky. + +Well, just as that Policeman Cat lifted his club to tickle Uncle +Lucky's left hind foot, a big elm tree began to bark and of course the +Policeman Cat was nearly scared to death. He thought it was a dog, you +see, and instead of tickling dear, kind Uncle Lucky with his club, he +turned tail and ran off down the road. + +And he ran so fast that he left his number behind and Uncle Lucky +picked it up and put it on the automobile, and after that they asked +two little fireflies to sit inside the lamps and make them shine, for +you remember the electricity had all burned up. + +Well, after a while, they came to a turn in the road and, goodness +gracious! before they could stop the automobile they ran into a milk +wagon. And, oh, dear me! there was whipped cream all over the place, +and Billy Bunny and Uncle Lucky looked like two little cream puffs. + +And I suppose you are wondering where the driver of the milk wagon was +all this time. And so were Uncle Lucky and Billy Bunny, and if you'll +wait a minute I'll tell you, as soon as my typewriter behaves itself, +for it got so excited when Luckymobile ran into the milk wagon that it +caught my thumb and pinched it. + +Well, pretty soon, after Uncle Lucky had looked behind the moon and +Billy Bunny into all the empty milk cans and one full one, they found +the driver up in a weeping willow tree. + +"I'll come down if you'll promise not to run over me," he said, for he +was nearly frightened to death and looked dreadfully funny, for one of +the milk can covers had fallen on his head. + +"I thought he would be mad as a hornet," whispered Billy Bunny to his +rabbit uncle. + +"But where's my horse?" said the milkman when he reached the ground. +So they all looked around and everywhere else, but they couldn't find +him until they looked up into another weeping willow tree. And there +was the poor horse high up in the branches. + + "Oh, I'll come down from this willow tree, + If you'll promise me just one thing, + And that is never again to say: + 'Gid-ap' as you drive me along the way, + For I always go the best I can; + I'm a faithful friend to every man, + So please don't hurry me so, + For I'm not trying to go too slow." + +"All right, my good old horse," said kind Uncle Lucky. "Your master +shall give me his word." So the horse jumped down and the willow tree +stopped weeping right away, for it was so glad that the poor old milk +horse was never again to be hurried on his way. And in the next story +I'll tell you why. + + + + +STORY VIII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE GRAY MOUSE. + + +You remember in the last story how the Luckymobile had run into a milk +wagon? Well, after Billy Bunny had helped the milkman hitch up his +horse and Uncle Lucky had filled the milk cans with ice cream and soda +water from a near-by candy store, so as not to have all the little +boys and girls disappointed at breakfast when they didn't get their +milk, our two little rabbit friends got into the Luckymobile and +started off again. + +Well, it was still evening, you know, and the little fireflies who had +crawled into the lamps made them as bright as possible, so it wasn't +hard to steer the automobile. And, after a while, maybe a mile, they +came to a house, where lived a gray mouse, all alone by herself in a +hole near a shelf, where cake and mince pies made her open her eyes, +for they looked, oh, so good, as a pie or cake should. + +Now I didn't know I was going to write poetry or I should have let my +hair grow long like a poet instead of going to the barber for a shave. + +Well, anyway, the two little rabbits stopped the automobile right in +front of mousie's door and when she heard the horn go honk, honk, she +came to the window and looked out. + +"Why, it's Mr. Lucky Lefthindfoot," she squeaked, and then she opened +the door and asked the two little rabbits in and gave them some pie +and cake. + +"You can put the automobile in the barn if you like," she said, "and +spend the night here, for it's getting very dark and maybe you'll run +into something." So Billy Bunny took the Luckymobile around to the +barn, and just then an old owl began to toot: + + "I'm very fond of little gray mice, + And little white rabbits, too, are nice." + +And down flew that old gray owl and made a grab for Billy Bunny. But +he didn't catch him. No, sireemam! For the little rabbit hopped into +the henhouse through the little round door, and the big red rooster +began to crow: + + "Look here, Mr. Owl, if you come inside + I'll hurt you with my spur. + Don't you dare get funny with Billy Bunny, + Or muss his pretty white fur." + +And then he flew down from his perch and said, "Cock-a-doodle-do" +three times and a half, and after that the owl flew away. "That was +very kind of you," said the little rabbit. "Oh, don't mention it," +said the red rooster, "but there is one thing you can do for me." +"What's that?" asked Billy Bunny. "Take me Luckymobiling," laughed the +red rooster. + +"All right. To-morrow Uncle Lucky and I will invite you for a nice +drive," said the little rabbit, and if the Luckymobile doesn't get +sick maybe Uncle Lucky will ask some little boy or girl to go, too, +and maybe it might be you. + + + + +STORY IX. + +BILLY BUNNY AND RED ROOSTER. + + +Well, the next morning when the little rabbits woke up the sun was +shining brightly through their bedroom window and Mrs. Mousie was +singing a song down in the kitchen below as she made hot muffins for +breakfast. And this is what she sang: + + "Upstairs in my nice guest room are two + Nice little rabbits in bed. + As soon as I'm able I'll fix up the table + And give them some honey and bread. + And then a hot muffin to give them a stuffin', + And then they'll be bountifully fed." + +And when Billy Bunny heard her he grew so hungry that he hurried +faster than he had ever hurried before, and so did the old gentleman +rabbit, and he buttoned his collar on backwards and put his left shoe +on his right foot and tripped over his old wedding stovepipe hat. + +And after that they both hopped downstairs, and as soon as Mrs. Mousie +heard them she brought in the bread and honey and the hot muffins and +they all had breakfast. And after that Billy Bunny asked her to go +automobiling with them. + +So she put on her old gray bonnet with a bit of ribbon on it, and tied +the strings under her chin, and put on her black silk mitts and her +gold locket breastpin with the picture of Mr. Mousie inside. + +"You don't mind if we invite the red rooster to go along, too, do +you?" asked Billy Bunny, and then he told her how the rooster had +scared away the old owl. And of course Mrs. Mousie didn't care, so the +rooster got in and sat on the back seat with Mrs. Mousie. + +Well, after they had gone for maybe a mile, and maybe some more, they +came to a beautiful candy store, where the windows were full of +peppermint sticks and a brown sugar monkey did all sorts of tricks. + +"Stop right here," said the red rooster, "and I'll get out and buy you +a bag of candy." And when he came back he had four bags of candy. Just +think of that! In one bag was sugar-coated carrots for Billy Bunny, +and another bag was full of candied carrots for Uncle Lucky, and in +the bag he gave to Mrs. Mousie were two little chocolate mice. + +"What have you got in your bag?" asked Uncle Lucky as he made the +Luckymobile jump over a high ditch and run along through a lovely +green meadow spread all over with buttercups. + +"Sugared peanuts," answered the red rooster. "I just love them. The +last time I went to the circus I ate forty-nine bags and a half and +drank twenty-three glasses of pink lemonade and a bushel of popcorn." + +"Wait a minute," said the old gentleman rabbit. "I've got a stomach +ache listening. How did you do it?" And in the next story I'll tell +you what the rooster said, that is, if nothing happens to prevent it, +for he certainly was a wonderful rooster, to be able to eat all that. + + + + +STORY X. + +BILLY BUNNY AND MRS. COW. + + +Well, something did happen to prevent the red rooster from telling +Billy Bunny how he had been able to eat forty-nine bags and a half of +peanuts at the circus, as I mentioned in the last story. + +You see, as the Luckymobile galloped along over the meadow, all of a +sudden, just like that, it ran right into the Babbling Brook, and then +of course it stopped so suddenly that Billy Bunny and Uncle Lucky +didn't stop at all, neither did Mrs. Mousie and the red rooster. + +They just kept right on going, and the first thing they knew and the +first thing you know, they all landed in the long grass beside Mrs. +Cow. + +"My, how you startled me!" she exclaimed, and she rang the little bell +at her neck and up ran her little calf, who was only two weeks old, +and had never seen Billy Bunny and his friends before. + +After that she walked down to the Babbling Brook--but oh, dear me! all +the electricity oil had spilled out of the cabaret and she couldn't +drink the water, and all the little fish were covered with it just +like sardines, you know, and the watercress had salad dressing all +over it, so of course she couldn't eat the watercress. + +"Never mind," said kind little Billy Bunny, and he took out of his +knapsack a big yellow lemon lollypop and gave it to her, and then she +didn't care, for she just loved candy. + +"I'll help you get the automobile out," said Mrs. Cow gratefully, for +she liked anybody who was kind to her little calf. So she put her +horns under the front of the Luckymobile and then she said, "Heave ho, +e-ho!" and pushed and shoved and lifted that big heavy automobile +right out of the brook without even cracking her two long horns. + +"If you don't mind," said the red rooster, "I'll leave you two little +rabbits and make a call on Cocky Docky up at the Old Farm. "And if you +don't care," squeaked little Mrs. Mousie, "I'll call on Dickey +Meadowmouse." So Uncle Lucky and Billy Bunny hopped into the +automobile and drove off, while Mrs. Cow tinkled her bell and sang: + + "Moo, moo, moo. I'm glad I helped you two. + One good turn deserves another. + When you see your bunny mother, + Tell her how your car I took + Safely from the Babbling Brook." + +"It's a puzzle to me," said Uncle Lucky, "why we are always having so +many accidents. Maybe I had better get a chauffeur." "You won't need +any chauffeur after I'm done with you," said a deep growly voice, and +out from behind a clump of bushes jumped a wicked wildcat and bit one +of the front tires, she was so hungry. + +And what do you suppose happened then? Why the tire burst with such a +loud noise, just like a gun, you know, that the wildcat was frightened +nearly to death and she turned around and ran away so fast that she +got home an hour too early for supper. + + + + +STORY XI. + +BILL BUNNY AND THE BIG BEAR. + + + Near the Friendly Forest Pool + Is the Woodland Singing School. + Little Squirrel Bushy Tail + Sings the Do, Ray, Mee, Fa scale. + Uncle Bullfrog sings "Ker-chunk" + From his floating elm tree trunk. + And a big good-natured bear + Sings an old familiar air. + +"It's time for your singing lesson," said Mrs. Bunny to her little +rabbit. So Billy Bunny started off, hoppity hop, down the Friendly +Forest trail, and by and by he reached the Pool where all the pupils +came to take their singing lessons. + +Mr. Grasshopper was there with his fiddle and the tree toad with his +drum, and the lark with her flute and little Jenny Wren with her +piano. And what do you suppose Billy Bunny had tucked away in his +knapsack? Why, Uncle Lucky's automobile horn. + +You see, the kind old gentleman rabbit was making a visit at the Old +Brier Patch where he had taken his automobile after that dreadful +wildcat had bitten the front tire, and this is how Billy Bunny came to +get the horn. + +Well, sir, after the music started, he pulled out his horn and gave a +tre-men-dous honk on it, and everybody thought an automobile was going +to run over him. + +Some jumped into the Pool and some ran up the trees, and, oh, dear me! +everybody got all out of tune, and the bear lost the air and couldn't +find it again! + +And just then who should come along but a peddler with a pack of tin +cans, rattling away on his back, and of course he made more noise than +all the singing school put together. + +And when the big bear saw him he was so angry that he jumped from +behind a tree and said, "Boo!" + +"Do you want to buy a tin plate?" asked the peddler, trying hard not +to be frightened, "or would rather have a dishpan?" + +"Don't want either," said the bear with a terrible growl. + +"Perhaps you'd like a nutmeg grater," said the poor old peddler, and +he was so frightened by this time that his knees knocked into the tin +pans and made a dreadful noise. + +"I've a dandy egg beater," went on the peddler, in a trembling voice, +but after that he never said another word, for that great big bear +jumped right at him and took the egg beater out of his hands and +growled so terribly that the tin peddler turned away and ran down the +forest path as fast as he could go. + +And then all the little and big forest folk began to sing: + + "Hip, hip hurray, the peddler's gone away. + No more he'll make his tin pans shake + And spoil our singing school beside the Forest Pool." + +And in the next story, if the baby who lives in the house opposite +doesn't shake his rattle at me all night so that I can't get to sleep +and dream about the next story in time to write it for to-morrow +night, I'll tell you more about the little rabbit's adventures. + + + + +STORY XII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE RABBITVILLE "GAZETTE." + + + There was once a little rabbit + Who was very fond of pie, + Apple pie, with sugar on the crust. + And he had a little habit, + When his mother wasn't nigh, + Of eating apple pie until he bust. + +This is what Mr. William Bunny, the little rabbit's father, you know, +was singing one day, and the reason was because Mrs. Bunny had found +little Billy Bunny in the pantry. + +And what happened to the little rabbit I'm not going to tell you, for +it is so sad that it would make you weep to hear it. + + "All day he nibbled pie + Till at last I thought he'd die," + Said the doctor with a sigh. + +And then Mr. William Bunny looked at his small son and sighed, too, +for he had just paid the doctor's bill. + +"Please don't sing any more," said little Billy Bunny. "Don't you +remember the doctor said I was to be kept quiet?" + +So Mr. William Bunny went out on the porch to smoke a cigar and read +the Rabbitville "Gazette" until after supper time. + +And while he was reading Mrs. Bunny looked over his shoulder and read: +"Wanted, a secondhand automobile in good condition." + +"Ring up your Uncle Lucky on the telephone," she called to Billy +Bunny. "Here's a chance for him to sell his Luckymobile." So the +little rabbit rang up 000 Lettuceville, and in a few minutes he heard +the old gentleman's voice at the other end of the wire. + +"But I don't want to sell my Luckymobile," he said. "It's the only one +in ex-is-tence," which means the only one ever made, and I guess he +was right, for I never rode in a Luckymobile, did you? + +"But mother thinks you ought to sell it," said Billy Bunny, "and so +does father, for they both say you'll have a terrible accident some +day if you don't look out." + +"Well then, I'll look out," said Uncle Lucky with a laugh. "But I +won't sell my Luckymobile." And then he asked Billy Bunny to make him +a visit. So the little rabbit put on his knapsack and picked up his +striped candy cane and started off, after first asking his mother's +permission, of course. + +And after he had gone for maybe a million Hops, he came to a big tree +where Old Barney the Owl had his next. But of course, he wasn't awake. +Oh, my, no. He had his eyes tightly closed, for owls don't like a +bright light, you know. They can see in the dark but not in the +daytime. + +But when Billy Bunny called out, "Helloa, Mr. Barney," the old +gentleman owl blinked his eyes and said, "Who's calling me?" And then +the little rabbit thought he'd play a joke, so he said, "Mr. Mouse!" + +And if there was anything that Old Barney loved to eat, it was mice. +And in the next story I'll tell you what Billy Bunny did. + + + + +STORY XIII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND MR. MOLE. + + +You remember in the last story I promised to tell you what Billy Bunny +did when Old Barney the Owl asked him, "Who's there?" and the little +rabbit replied, "Mr. Mouse," just to fool him, you know. Well, after +that + + Old Barney the Owl + Gave a terrible scowl + As he looked at little Bill Bunny. + You thought you were wise, + But my blinky old eyes + Can see you are not a bit funny. + I can see from my house + You are not Mr. Mouse. + +And then the old blinkerty, winkerty owl flopped down to the ground +and tried to catch the little rabbit. But Billy Bunny was too quick +for him. He jumped into a hollow stump before you could say "Jack +Rabbit!" + +"Come out of there," cried Old Barney, in a screechery, teachery +voice, but you just bet the little bunny didn't. He knew what would +happen if he did. + +Well, by and by, after a long while, he looked around, and, would you +believe it, he found a little pair of stairs. So down he hopped until +he came to a door on which was painted in red letters: "Mr. Mole, +Subway Contractor." + +Then the little rabbit knocked on the door and pretty soon it was +opened and there stood Mr. Mole himself. + +"What do you want?" he asked, trying to squint out of his little tiny +eyes that were hidden all over with hair. + +"It's me--Billy Bunny," replied the little rabbit. "Mr. Owl tried to +catch me and I hopped into your hollow stump entrance, but I haven't +got a ticket for the subway." + +"Well, you can come in anyway," said the kind old mole; "my subway +isn't finished yet and the trains won't be running for some time. Come +in." So Billy Bunny hopped inside and sat down on a chair close to a +little brass railing, behind which stood Mr. Mole's desk. + +Then Mr. Mole sat down and looked at Billy Bunny as much as to say, +"And now what can I do for you?" So Billy Bunny said, "I would like to +get up on the ground again. Can you show me a new way, because I don't +want to go back the way I came?" + +Then Mr. Mole pressed a little bell, and in came a mole with overalls +on and a little pickaxe. "Show my friend, Mr. Billy Bunny, through the +tunnel to the Moss Bank entrance." + +"Thank you," said the little rabbit, and he hopped after the workman +mole until they came to an opening. And when the little rabbit got +outside once more he found himself on a mossy bank where blossomed a +lovely bed of violets. + +So he picked a bouquet for himself and stuck it in his buttonhole, and +after that he hopped away singing a song. And if Robbie Redbreast +hadn't heard it I never would have been able to tell it to you. Wasn't +it lucky that the little robin sang it to me this morning while I was +still in bed? Because, if he hadn't, how would I have ever learned it? + + Over the clover and over the grass + Hoppity, hop, I go; + Over the leaves from the autumn trees + And over the soft white snow, + With a whistle and song + I go hopping along, + I'm Billy Bunny, you know. + + + + +STORY XIV. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE WATER SNAKE. + + + "Over the grass or over the snow, + Fast as a little white breeze I go. + I'm Billy Bunny, Billy Bunny, you know." + +Thus sang the little rabbit even after I left off in last night's +story. Isn't it strange? Maybe I dreamed it. Anyhow, that's what I +think he did, and after a while, when he had stopped singing, you +know, he came to a little hill on the top of which was a high white +pole with an American Flag flying from it. + +And underneath was a whole regiment of little Boy Bunny Scouts, +dressed in khaki, with guns and caps and brass buttons and guns and +drums and a captain and a fife, and I guess there were three or four +fifes, and as soon as they saw the little rabbit, they all shouted, +"Here comes Billy Bunny. Let's get him to join our regiment." + +"I belong to the Billy Bunny Boy Scouts of Old Snake Fence Corner," +replied the little rabbit. "I can't join your regiment." So he hopped +along and by and by he came to a big white swan that was sailing up +and down on a pond. + +"Would you like to take a sail?" she asked, coming up close to the +bank. "Because if you would, just hop on my back and I'll take you +around the pond two times and maybe a half if you'll give me a +lollypop." + +So the little rabbit opened his knapsack and gave her one and then he +hopped on her back and went for a lovely sail in and out among the +pond lilies and little green grass islands. + +Well, everything was going along beautifully when, all of a sudden, +just like that, a big water snake came swimming by. + +"Oh, don't let him swallow me," cried the little rabbit, and he took +his popgun out of his knapsack and stuck the cork in the end. + +"I'll shoot you on the tail if you touch me," he cried just as bravely +as he could, but he nearly slipped off the swan's back just the same, +he was so frightened. + +"Don't you come any nearer," said the swan with a fierce hiss, but the +snake didn't care. He swam around and around until the little rabbit +got so dizzy that he had to hold on to the swan's neck. + +"Please swim around the other way," pleaded the little rabbit, "you +make me dreadfully dizzy. "But the bad water snake said he wouldn't, +because that's just what he wanted Billy Bunny to be--so dizzy that he +would fall into the water and then that dreadful water snake could +swallow him and maybe a pond lily besides. + +"Look here," said the swan, "if you don't stop making snakery circles +all around me, I'll bite your head off with my big, strong beak." And +then what do you think the little rabbit did? Why, he managed somehow +to lift up his gun and shoot it off, and the cork hit the water snake +on the end of the tail and gave him such a headache that he swam over +to the long grass and ate watercress salad and a piece of lemon pie. + +And while he was doing that the swan took the little rabbit to the +other side of the pond and he hopped away so fast that he didn't tell +me what he was going to do in to-morrow's story. + + + + +STORY XV. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE PEACOCK. + + +Well, if it hadn't been for Robbie Redbreast who saw little Billy +Bunny hopping away from the lily pond, as I told you in the last +story, I never would have found out what he did after that, and so +there would have been no story to-night. So the next time you see +Robbie Redbreast, please thank him. + +And now this is what he told me. After the little rabbit had hopped +along for maybe a mile or three, he came to a high stone wall. "I +wonder what's on the other side?" he said to himself, and then a +beautiful peacock looked over and said: "I'll tell you, little rabbit. + +"It's a beautiful garden where a fountain plays all day and the +breezes sing all night and the flowers whisper and bow their heads." + +"How can I get in?" asked the little bunny, "for I love flowers and I +never heard a fountain play. What does it play?" + +"Oh, all sorts of waterfall music," said the peacock, and he spread +his beautiful tail out like a fan and brushed a little green fly off +his nose. "It plays trills and rills and cascades and ripples and +dipples." + +And this made the little rabbit so curious that he hunted all around +to find a gate in the high stone wall. And pretty soon, not so very +long, he came to one, with big iron rods and curiously carved images +of lions and dragons and animals with wings. + +So he squeezed through and hopped up to the beautiful fountain where +lots of little gold and silver fish swam around and around and the +water fell in diamonds and rubies and emeralds, but he didn't know +that it was Mr. Happy Sun who colored the water drops to make them +look like precious stones. + +"Please play me a tune," said the little rabbit. And then the +beautiful peacock said, "What tune would you like?" and the little +rabbit answered: + + "Sprinkle, sprinkle, little star, + Just a water drop you are. + Twinkle, twinkle, drops of dew, + With the sunlight shining through." + + So the beautiful fountain played this little song while Billy Bunny +sat there listening and the beautiful peacock spread his tail to catch +the sparkle from the glittering drops of water. And then all the roses +began singing: + + Roses white and roses red, + And roses yellow too, instead, + And pretty lilies white as snow, + And every other flower you know. + +And after that Billy Bunny asked the peacock to sing a song, but when +he started to sing, oh dear, oh dear. For you know just because a bird +has beautiful feathers he may not have a beautiful voice, and the +sounds the peacock made were dreadful. + +Yes, indeed. And if the little rabbit hadn't skipped away he would +have had to hold his paws over his ears, and then maybe he couldn't +have stopped them up, for he had very large ears and very small feet. + + + + +STORY XVI. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE MARBLE DEER. + + +In the story before this I told you how the beautiful peacock sang a +song which was dreadful, so very dreadful that little Billy Bunny had +to hold his ears and run away from the lovely fountain. + +Well, after he had hopped along for maybe a million hops or less, he +came to a little deer on a smooth lawn. So he stopped and spoke to +him, but the pretty little animal never said a word. He didn't even +look at the little rabbit, so Billy Bunny touched him on the nose, +but, oh, dear me! It was cold and hard, not at all like the nose of a +real little deer. + +But the little bunny didn't know it was a marble deer. He just thought +it was alive, you see, and he was puzzled and didn't know what to do +And then a lovely white dove flew down and said: + +"He can't speak. He's only a statue." + +"What is that?" asked the little rabbit, for he had never seen one +before. + +"Why, a statue is a figure carved out of marble or stone," answered +the dove, and then she began to coo and comb her feathers with her +bill. + +"Well, I'll just hop along then," said Billy Bunny, and he said good- +by. And after a while he came to a little house all covered with red +rambler roses, so he looked inside to see who lived there, for he +thought perhaps it might be a fairy who owned this beautiful garden +with the lovely fountain and the wonderful peacock. + +But there was no one inside, so he hopped in and sat down/on a small +wicker chair and rocked back and forth. For it was a rocking chair, +you know. And. by and by, he fell asleep and dreamed that the +beautiful peacock was flying around the fountain and scattering the +water drops all about with his mag-nif-i-cent tail. And then, all of a +sudden, the little rabbit woke up, for somebody was saying: + +"Isn't this a dear little bunny?" And Billy Bunny opened his eyes and +saw a little girl with yellow curls leaning over him. + +"Give him to me," said a boy's voice. And there stood a small boy +dressed in a sailor suit and a big sailor hat on which was written, +"Battleship Uncle Sam." + +And then Billy Bunny knew it was time to be going. So he gave one big +hop and maybe two million and a half little skips and jumps, and soon +he was far away, and if he hadn't maybe that little boy would have put +him in a cage or a big box and kept him shut up for a long time. + +"Goodness!" said the little rabbit, "I must be more careful next +time." And then something happened. A little hard ball hit him on the +left hind foot, and a man's voice called out, "If it hadn't been for +that pesky little rabbit I would have made that hole." + +And the big man put his golf stick in the bag and watched Billy Bunny +limp away to hide in the woods close by. + + + + +STORY XVII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE FOREST DANCE. + + + When the moon is big and bright + Little bunnies dance at night. + How they hop and skip and go + On their lucky left hind toe. + +Well, sir, that's what Billy Bunny was doing. It was a lovely +moonlight night in August, and the big, round moon was gleaming down +on the Pleasant Meadow just like an electric lamp, only it was up in +the sky, you know, and not on the ceiling. + +And Mrs. Bunny was there, too, and so was Cousin Cottontail, and all +the little rabbits for miles around. + +Now it's a dangerous thing to be dancing, even if the moon is bright, +for owls and hawks fly by night, and if they happen to see a bunny +dance, they always fly down and break it up. They don't say a word; +they just fly away with one of the little bunny dancers and he never +dances any more. No, sireemam. + +Well, on this particular night little Billy Bunny was doing the fox +trot with a nice little lady bunny, when all of a sudden from out of +the Friendly Forest came Slyboots and Bushy Tail, the small sons of +Daddy Fox, you remember. + +And the reason they were out so late at night was because their father +had sprained his foot jumping over a stone fence to get away from a +pack of hounds who had chased him for a thousand and one miles and +fourteen feet. + +Now Billy Bunny had forgotten all about Daddy Fox. He was thinking +only about Robber Hawk or Old Barney the Owl, and so he never saw the +two foxes until they were so close to him that they almost stubbed +their whiskers on his powder puff tail. + +And if it hadn't been for the lady bunny who was dancing with him +maybe Slyboots, or maybe Bushy Tail, would have caught the little +bunny. But the lady rabbit saw them just in time and she gave a scream +and hopped into a hollow stump and Billy Bunny after her, and then all +that the two foxes could do was to stand close by and say: + + "Isn't that a shame, + To spoil their little game, + To stop their dancing + And their prancing, + Who do you think's to blame?" + +"You are, you two bad foxes," said Billy Bunny, but he didn't come out +of that hollow stump. No, sireemam, he staid inside and so did the +little lady rabbit, and by and by the two bad foxes went away and told +their father, Daddy Fox, all about it, and he said, "Don't make any +excuse. + +"You are very poor hunters if you can't catch a rabbit when he's +dancing the Fox Trot." And I guess he was right, for Slyboots and +Bushy Tail were so ashamed that they didn't dare look in their +mother's looking-glass for two days and three nights. + +And in the next story if Billy Bunny gets out of that hollow stump +before I see him, I'll ask Robbie Redbreast to tell me what he does so +that I can write to-morrow's story for you to read. + + + + +STORY XVIII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND RAGGED RABBIT. + + +Robbie Redbreast told me this morning he saw Billy Bunny hop out of +the hollow stump where he had hidden with the little lady bunny, you +remember in the last story, to escape from the two bad foxes. + +Well, after he had looked all around to make sure they were gone, he +said good-by to Miss Rabbit. And then, so Robbie Redbreast told me, he +looked at his gold watch and chain, which his dear, kind Uncle Lucky +had given him for a birthday present, and it was just thirteen +o'clock. + +"That's my lucky number," exclaimed the little rabbit; "maybe I'll +find my fortune to-day." And he looked all about him, under a stone and +behind a bush, but there wasn't any fortune in sight, not even a +twenty-dollar gold piece. So he wound his watch and started off again; +and by and by, not so very far, he came to a castle where lived a +giant bunny whose name was "Ragged Rabbit" because he always wore torn +and tattered clothes. + +And when he saw Billy Bunny hopping along, he said, "Ha, ha. Ho, hum, +I'll eat that little bunny as sure as I'm a foot high!" And as he was +twenty-one feet high less or more, he surely thought he would. + +"What did you say?" asked Billy Bunny, for his quick ears had caught +the sound of the Ragged Rabbit's voice, but not the words. + +"Oh, never mind," answered the Ragged Giant Rabbit. "Come and I'll +show you my castle." And, oh, dear me. Billy hopped in and the big +Giant Rabbit closed the door with a bang, and all the pictures on the +walls almost fell down and the chandelier rattled like a milk wagon +full of empty cans. But the little rabbit wasn't frightened. And could +you guess what he did if I let you guess until to-morrow night? + +Well, sir, that brave little bunny took his popgun out of his knapsack +and shot it off, and it made a dreadful loud pop, and the big Ragged +Rabbit said, "Oh, my! Was that a cannon?" + +And then he laughed so loud that he broke a window pane and had to +telephone right away to the plumber to have one put in. + +"That's my pop-gun, Mr. Giant," said Billy Bunny, "and if you try to +hurt me I'll shoot you." And then the Ragged Giant Rabbit laughed +again, and this time the picture of his grandfather fell down and made +a big dent in the floor. + +"If you don't stop laughing," said the little rabbit, "you'll deafen +me. Please only giggle." So the Giant Rabbit grew very polite indeed +and only smiled, and then of course nothing was broken. + +"Tell me who you are and where you are going and what time it is," he +said, "and then I'll give you something to eat." + +But before the little rabbit could reply a loud knocking came at the +door, and so you'll have to wait to hear who was there until to- +morrow, for I've no more room in this story. + + + + +STORY XIX. + +BILLY BUNNY AND TAILOR BIRD. + + +You remember in the last story somebody was knocking at the door of +the Ragged Rabbit's castle, don't you? The Giant Rabbit, who always +wore torn and tattered clothes because he had no wife to mend them and +wouldn't pay his tailor's bills? + +Well, who do you suppose was on the other side of that door? Just wait +until the Giant Rabbit opens it and you shall see. Now open your eyes, +if you have shut them, and see Uncle Lucky, as sure as I am writing +this story and you are reading it. + +Yes, sir. There stood the dear old gentleman rabbit, and oh, dear me, +didn't he look worried? I suppose he thought he'd find Billy Bunny +inside the giant. But when he saw Billy Bunny standing there, safe and +sound and happy, with his popgun in his hand and a smile on his face, +he began to laugh. + +"Whew!" exclaimed the old gentleman rabbit, greatly relieved, which +means to feel much better. "I'm glad to see you, my dear nephew. And +also to make your acquaintance, Mr. Ragged Rabbit Giant. My name is +Mr. Lucky Lefthindfoot. Howdy!" and he put out his right front paw and +shook hands with the giant, who had to lean way down to reach Uncle +Lucky's paw. + +"But, goodness me!" said the old gentleman rabbit after looking at the +giant for some moments, "you need a tailor. Let me call the Tailor +Bird to mend your clothes. You are too nice a rabbit not to be well +dressed." + +And kind Uncle Lucky went to the telephone and told the Tailor Bird to +bring a spool of thread a mile long and a needle as big as a spear for +he had a giant customer for him with holes in his clothes as big as a +circus ring. The Tailor Bird said he'd try to, but wouldn't promise +unless he could send in a bill as big as a newspaper spread out flat. + +"Will that be all right?" asked Uncle Lucky after he had explained +matters to the ragged Giant Rabbit. + +"Certainly," said the Giant Rabbit with a grin, "and tell him I'll pay +him with a dollar bill as big as a Turkish rug or a crex carpet." + +And then they all sat down and told funny stories, and Billy Bunny +sang a song that went something like this, only much nicer, but I +can't quite remember it all: + + "Oh, you're a raggerty, taggerty man, + In a castle big and old, + And I'm a Billy Bunny boy + With a heart that's brave and bold. + You can't scare me with your thunder laugh + Or your club like a telegraph pole, + So you'd better allow the Tailor Bird + To sew up each raggerty hole." + +And then the Tailor Bird commenced and it took him until half-past +fourteen o'clock to mend that Giant Rabbit's clothes. "I might just as +well have made you a new suit," he said, as the last inch of the mile- +long spool of thread was used up. "I declare I never had such a job +before." + +And I guess he spoke the truth, for I never met a Giant Rabbit in my +tailor's shop, although I once had a giant bill from my tailor. + + + + +STORY XX. + +BILLY BUNNY AND PARSON CROW. + + +Well, after the Tailor Bird got his money from the Ragged Giant Rabbit +for mending his clothes, he thanked Billy Bunny and Uncle Lucky and +said he must be going for he had to make a suit of clothes right away +for Parson Crow. + +"If you'll wait a minute you can go with us," said kind Uncle Lucky; +"we'll take you home in the automobile." + +Of course the Tailor Bird was only too anxious to get a ride, although +he did have a good pair of wings. But the needle was pretty heavy and, +anyway, Tailor Birds don't often have the opportunity to ride in +automobiles. + +Well, after a little ways, not so very far, the Luckymobile came to a +stop and, of course, Billy Bunny had to get out to see what was the +matter, and he hunted and hunted all over the machine, but couldn't +find out what was wrong. By and by he saw one of the numbers had +dropped off the little license plate that hung down from the rear +axle. + +So he hopped back, and by and by, just as he was going to give up +looking for it, Parson Crow flew by, and when he saw Billy Bunny he +stopped and said: "What are you looking for, little rabbit?" + +And when Billy Bunny told him, he took the number 7 out of his pocket +and handed it to the little bunny. "Here's your number," cawed the +black crow, although I never heard of a white one except once, and +that was a bad bird who had been whitewashed by a colored painter +because he ate up all the corn. + +"That's my lucky number," said Billy Bunny. And then the crow said in +a mournful voice: + +"It's mine, too, and I just hate to give it up." + +"Well, if you can get me another number, I don't care if you keep it," +said the little rabbit. And then what do you think that crow did? Why, +he got a nice smooth little chip and made a lovely number 3 on it with +a red pencil and handed it to the little rabbit. + +And as soon as he had tied it on the Luckymobile, would you believe it +if I didn't say so, that Luckymobile started to go all by itself. And +if Billy Bunny hadn't been mighty quick he would have been left +behind. + +"Where are you two rabbits going?" asked the crow as he flew alongside +of the Luckymobile. "Because if you are not in a hurry, why don't you +come with me to the meeting house to-night and hear me preach?" + +"We will," said kind Uncle Lucky, "and I'll drop a carrot cent in the +collection box if you want me to." So after a while they stopped near +a tall pine tree and Parson Crow sat on a limb and waited for all the +little people of the forest to come to the meeting. Well, after they +were all there, he began: + + "Now, listen to the words I say, + And do your duty every day. + Be always good and most polite + And do the things you know are right. + Oh, never say an angry word + To any animal or bird, + So when the night comes 'twill be good + To feel you've done the best you could." + +And after that Uncle Lucky dropped a carrot dollar in the collection +box and drove home with Billy Bunny. + + + + +STORY XXI. + +BILLY BUNNY AND JACK-IN-THE-BOX. + + + Oh, I'm a rollicking Jack-in-the-Box, + And I'm not afraid of a bear or a fox, + For every one's scared when up I pop, + And the little girl cries, "Oh, stop! oh, stop!" + I'm the bravest thing you ever saw, + I'm not afraid of my Mother-in-Law! + +Well, sir, I suppose you'll think Billy Bunny was frightened and that +Uncle Lucky lost his breath and the automobile a tire. But nothing of +the sort happened. Instead, the old gentleman rabbit laughed so hard +that his collar button fell out and it took him fifteen minutes and +half an hour to find it. And then he never would have if the Jack-in- +the Box hadn't seen it first. And where do you suppose that ex-as-per- +a-ting, which means teasing, button was? You'd never guess, so I'll +have to tell you without asking you again. + +It was in the old gentleman rabbit's waistcoat pocket where he kept +his gold watch and chain and pocket knife and pencil with a rubber on +the end and a toothpick. + +"How did you see it pop into my pocket?" he asked the Jack-in-the-Box. +"I'll never tell you," said the Jack-in-the-Box, "but what does that +matter? You've found your collar button, and that's enough." + +"If I come across your cousin Jack-in-the-Pulpit," said Uncle Lucky, +after he had buttoned up his collar and wound his watch, "I'll tell +him how kind you were to find my collar button for me," and then the +old gentleman rabbit took off his old wedding stovepipe hat and bowed +to the Jack-in-the-Box and drove away in the Luckmobile down the road, +and when he came to a bridge he said to his little nephew, "Do you +think we're on the right road?" + +"I don't remember this bridge, do you?" And then a voice cried out, +"Don't be anxious, Mr. Lucky Lefthindfoot. This is the road to +Lettuceville. + +"Keep right on after you cross the bridge until you come to a little +red schoolhouse and then turn to your left and then turn to your right +and if you don't get home until morning you've made a mistake." + +"Thank you," said Uncle Lucky. "And if I make a mistake I'll come back +and give you a scolding, "and after that they crossed the bridge, and +just as they came to the first turn in the road they heard a dreadful +loud noise in the woods close by. + +"What's that?" asked Billy Bunny, and he turned up his left ear and +his coat collar so that he could hear better. + +"It's an old friend of yours," answered a deep growly kind of a voice, +and before the two rabbits could wonder who it was their friend, the +good-natured bear jumped out of the bushes. + +"Take me with you, please," he said, "for I've run a splinter in my +foot and it hurts me to walk." And in the next story you shall hear of +another adventure which the two little rabbits had. + + + + +STORY XXII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND DR. DUCK. + + +You remember in the last story how the good-natured bear asked Billy +Bunny and Uncle Lucky to give him a ride in the Luckymobile because he +had run a splinter in his foot. + +Well, as soon as he had climbed into the automobile, and it took him +almost 23 1/2 seconds to do it, for the splinter was so long that it +caught on the door, Uncle Lucky started off and by and by they came to +the house where the good Duck Doctor lived.--Dr. Quack, you remember. + +"Now, I'll go in and get him to come out and look at your splinter," +said Billy Bunny, as he hopped out of the Luckymobile and rang the +front door bell, and in a minute, less or more, a nice looking lady +duck came out and said, "The Doctor is away on his vacation. He's gone +to the Lily Pond for two weeks. But you can call him up on the +telephone if you like. The number is Waterville, 2 3 umpty eleven." + +So the little rabbit called up the number and when the doctor heard +what was the matter, he said, "You had better come to see me. + +"You have the automobile right there, and it's a dangerous thing to +have so large a splinter as that. Tell Mr. Bear he'll have a dreadful +corn if it isn't taken out at once." + +So they all hurried away and pretty soon they came to Lily Pond, and +there was Dr. Duck swimming around among the pond lilies and the +frogs, having a lovely time. And wasn't he sunburnt? Well, I should +say he was. His bill was as dark as a little brown berry and his nose +was as red as a little choke cherry. + +"That looks very serious to me," said he, putting on his glasses and +looking at Mr. Bear's injured feet. "I'll have to get a saw and cut +off your foot." And then Mr. Bear gave a dreadful howl. "Oh, please +don't saw off my foot. It's sore enough already." + +"I didn't mean to saw off your foot," said Dr. Duck. "Did I say that? +I mean to saw off the splinter and then put on a poultice and draw out +the pain." + +Well, it took a long time to do all that, and the poor Bear cried +several times, for it hurt the splinter dreadfully, you know, to be +sawed off that way. But by and by the poultice began to "draw, and +pretty soon out came the splinter, and Mr. Bear felt ever so much +better. That is, until the doctor said, "It will cost you a million +dollars, for that was a very serious operation." + +"I've never even seen a million dollars," said the Bear. "Nor even a +million cents. You'll have to mail me a corrected bill," and then he +jumped into the automobile and asked Uncle Lucky to drive away. + +"Stop, stop!" cried the Duck Doctor, but Uncle Lucky paid no attention +to him, any more than the Bear paid the bill. "You send a corrected +bill to my friend," said the old gentleman rabbit. "And, mind you, you +had better correct it three times and a half if you ever want it +paid." + +And in the next story you shall hear of an exciting adventure which +the two little rabbits had with a fretful porcupine. + + + + +STORY XXIII. + +BUNNY AND THE FRETFUL PORCUPINE. + + + Oh, never tease a porcupine, + For reasons I'll relate, + He's like a cushion full of pins + That stand out stiff and straight. + And if you stand too close I know + He'll stick one in your little toe. + +Well, that's just what Uncle Lucky did, and of course he got stuck +with one of those prickly, stickery porcupine needles and it was an +awful bother to get it out. + +And the fretful porcupine laughed and this made Billy Bunny very +angry, and he took his popgun out of his knapsack and hit the +porcupine on the end of the nose with the cork bullet, and this made +the prickly animal run away. + +And after that the two rabbits started off again in the Luckymobile +and by and by they came to a little village where they made lollypops +by the million. And the first thing Uncle Lucky did was to buy a big +box full of them and put it in the back of the Luckymobile, "for," +said the kind old gentleman rabbit, "we may run across some boys and +girls and then we'll have something nice to give them." + +Wasn't that kind of him? But he was always doing nice things, was +dear, kind, generous Uncle Lucky. + +Well, after a while they came to some woods where a picnic was being +held. There were lots and lots of children playing under the trees and +the women were sitting around talking and telling their troubles, and +the men were making whistles and bows and arrows for the boys and +telling how they used to shoot with them when they were little boys. + +"Helloa there, children!" cried Uncle Lucky, while Billy Bunny honked +the horn. "Don't you want some lollypops?" And in about five hundred +short seconds there wasn't a lollypop left in that big box, and Uncle +Lucky was a hero, or a Santa Claus, I don't remember which. And then +one big boy said, "Let's give three cheers for the two rabbits and one +more for the Luckymobile." + +And you never heard such a noise in your life. One little boy got so +excited that he swallowed a raspberry lollypop and his mother had to +reach down his throat and pull it out by the stick. + +"Now be good until I see you again," said the kind old gentleman +rabbit as he drove off, and by and by Billy Bunny saw something moving +among the trees. + +"What's that?" he said to his rabbit uncle. But before the old +gentleman rabbit could reply, a big stone hit one of the lamps on the +automobile and broke it to splintereens. + +"Stop that whoever you are!" shouted Billy Bunny. "If you do it again +I'll shoot!" and he held his popgun up to his shoulder just like a +soldier boy in battle. + +And if the little canary in my room doesn't wink at me all night so +that I can't hear the alarm clock in the morning, I'll tell you +another story. + + + + +STORY XXIV. + +BILLY BUNNY AND DANNY BILLYGOAT. + + +Well, my little canary bird didn't wink at me all night, as I feared +it might in the last story, and my alarm clock said "good morning" to +me at half-past fourteen o'clock, so I got up in time, and here is the +story I wrote before I went out into the garden to eat raspberries +with Robbie Redbreast. + +One evening as Uncle Lucky and Billy Bunny were driving along in the +Luckymobile, who should they come across but a little billygoat named +Danny. + +He had a little beard that hung down from his chin and two little +horns that stuck up from his head, and he was playing on a flute while +he sat cross-legged on a stone by the roadside. And when he saw our +two small friends in their machine, he began to play: + + It's not so far to the twinkle star + In the little white boat of sleep. + So list to my tune, like a breeze in June, + Where the honeysuckles creep. + + Over the sky, way up high, + In the little white boat of sleep. + Ever so far to the twinkle star + Way up in the sky blue deep. + +"Where did you learn that lullaby," asked kind Uncle Lucky, brushing a +tear from his eye, for he remembered just a little song his mother +used to sing when he was a little boy rabbit, you know. + +"I don't know," answered Danny Goat. He pulled on his goatee and +smiled, and then he began again: + + "Up in the sky when the sun is high + The white cloud boats go sailing by, + And the summer breeze in the tall, tall trees + Is singing a song the whole day long. + And this is the song they sing: + We ring the bell in the cool damp dell + That grows on the lily's stalk, + We bend the ferns in the river's turns + And the tail of the great gray hawk; + And the foamy spray in the big deep bay + We blow on the great boardwalk." + +"That reminds me of Atlantic City," said Uncle Lucky. "Let's drive +down there and go for a swim." + +"Just the thing," said the little rabbit; "I've got my bathing suit in +my knapsack. I'm ready." + +So off they went, and by and by they came to the seashore. But there +wasn't a hotel in sight, so of course they knew they had made a +mistake. They didn't care, especially Billy Bunny, for not very far +from land was the big good-natured whale who had taken him for a sail +a long, long time ago. "There's my friend the Whaleship!" cried the +little rabbit. + +And in the next story, if that whale doesn't swim away, I'll tell you +something more about Billy Bunny and his kind Uncle Lucky. + + + + +STORY XXV. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE WHALE. + + +You remember in the story before this that Billy Bunny and Uncle Lucky +were at the seashore, and out a little ways from the land was the +good-natured Whale. + +Well, as soon as he saw the little rabbit he swam up to the beach and +said "Hello." And then Billy Bunny introduced him to Uncle Lucky, and +after that the Whale said: + +"Don't you both want to go for a sail?" and as the old gentleman +rabbit had never been on a whaleship in his life, he said yes right +away, and so did the little rabbit. + +Then the Whale pushed his tail up on the sand and the two little +rabbits hopped over it just like a bridge, and then they sat down, and +away went the whale with a swish of his tail that spattered the spray +all over the bay. + +"Goodness me!" cried the old gentleman rabbit, "I'll have to wipe off +my spectacles," and he took his polka-dot handkerchief from his +pocket, and after that he tied it over his old wedding stovepipe hat, +for he wasn't going to lose that hat, no siree, and a no sireemam, not +even if he had to tie the anchor to it. By and by, not so very long, +they heard a sweet voice singing, so they looked everywhere, but the +only thing they saw was the big green ocean. + +"I wonder who is singing?" said Uncle Lucky, and he took his spyglass +out of his waistcoat pocket and twisted it around and around until he +could see distinctly, which means plainly, you know. + +"There she is!" cried the old gentleman rabbit, and he got so excited +that he looked through the wrong end of the spyglass and then he said, +"No, she isn't!" for he couldn't see anything at all that way, you +know. + +"What did you see?" asked the little rabbit, and he pushed forward +Uncle Lucky's old wedding stovepipe hat to keep it from falling over +his left ear. + +"A mermaid!" cried the old gentleman rabbit, and before he could turn +the spyglass the other way a lovely mermaid swam up and handed him her +card, and on it was written in lovely purple ink: + + Miss Coral Seafoam, + Oceanville, + U. S. A. + +"Pleased to meet you," cried the old gentleman rabbit most politely. +"This is my nephew, William Bunny, Brier Patch, Old Snake Fence +Corner, and my name is Mr. Lucky Lefthindfoot and I live in +Lettuceville, corner of Carrot and Lettuce streets," and then he tried +to take off his hat, but he couldn't, for it was tied down tight, you +remember, with his blue polka-dot handkerchief. + +And after that the mermaid asked them to visit her coral island, where +she and her sisters sold coral beads and scarfpins. And in the next +story you shall hear--well, I guess I won't tell you now, but let you +wait and see. + + + + +STORY XXVI. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE MERMAID. + + +Well, now we'll commence by saying that as soon as Billy Bunny and +Uncle Lucky reached the coral island, where the lovely mermaid lived, +for she had asked them to call, you remember, they got off the Whale, +and, after asking him to wait for them while they made a little visit, +sat down on the sand, and pretty soon the mermaid brought them each a +lovely coral scarfpin, and the one she gave to Uncle Lucky was a +little image of herself and the one she gave to Billy Bunny was a +little fish. + +Then the little rabbit opened his knapsack and took out a lovely apple +pie and gave it to her. And she was so pleased that she ate it all up, +and then she said, "I'll give you a lovely breast-pin made of +beautiful coral for your mother, Mr. Billy Bunny, if you'll give me +another pie." + +So the little rabbit opened his knapsack and took out another fresh, +juicy apple pie and placed the beautiful present for his mother +carefully in the knapsack, and after that he ate a lollypop and Uncle +Lucky drank a bottle of ginger ale, and then they said good-by and got +aboard the Whaleship and sailed away. + +And would you believe it? Dear, kind Uncle Lucky almost cried! You +see, he had never seen a mermaid before, and he thought she was +lovely, and I guess she was, for Uncle Lucky couldn't make a mistake, +I'm sure, for he had travelled abroad and had seen lots and lots of +beautiful lady bunnies. + +"And now where are we going?" asked the little rabbit, but Uncle Lucky +was too busy trying to find his other blue polka-dot handkerchief with +which to wipe his eyes to answer. + +And then he couldn't find it, and the reason was because he had given +it to a Chinaman the day before, but he didn't remember that, for he +was so miserable at leaving the beautiful mermaid. + +"Oh, dear! Oh, dear!" sighed the old gentleman rabbit, + + "'Tis sad to part. + My poor old heart + Is nearly, nearly breaking; + Alas! alas! that mermaid lass + Has set my head a-shaking!" + +And after that his old wedding stovepipe hat almost fell off his head, +and it would have, I'm sure, if it hadn't been for the blue polka-dot +handkerchief which he had tied over the top of it. + +And just then, all of a sudden, the Whaleship bumped into a motor +boat, and nearly upset it. + +"What's the matter with your pilot?" screamed the man who was in the +motor boat, and when Uncle Lucky looked over the side of the Whale he +saw it wasn't a man at all, but the old Billygoat who owned the +Ferryboat I told you about some umpty-leven stones ago. + +"Excuse us, please," said the kind old gentleman rabbit, but what the +Billygoat said I'll have to tell you in the next story, for there's no +more room in this one. + + + + +STORY XXVII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE BEANSTALK. + + +Seeing it's you," answered the Billygoat, who, you remember in the +last story, had gotten very angry because Billy Bunny and Uncle Lucky +had bumped into his motor boat with their whaleship. + +"I'll forgive you," and then he raced the Whale all the way to the +shore and would have beaten him, too, if he had gone faster. + +And as soon as the whaleship ran up on the beach, the two little +rabbits hopped off and got into their automobile and drove away, and +the Whale went back and told the Mermaid that the two little rabbits +had a beautiful Luckymobile, and she felt dreadfully sorry that she +hadn't gone with them. + +Well, after a little while, not so very far, they came across a +wonderful beanstalk, which was growing up so high that you couldn't +see the top, and if Billy Bunny had only known the story about "Jack +and the Beanstalk," I guess he would have thought that the story had +come true. + +"My gracious!" exclaimed Uncle Lucky. "My lima beans at home grow +pretty high but never as high as this," and he took out of his +waistcoat pocket his spyglass and tried to find the top of the +beanstalk; but he couldn't, for it was hidden in the clouds. Just +think of that! + +"I'm going to climb up that beanstalk," said the little bunny. "Maybe +I'll find my fortune at the top." + +"And I'll go with you," said the old gentleman rabbit, for he wasn't +going to let his small nephew go up a strange beanstalk and perhaps +get lost in the clouds, you know. + +Not good, kind Uncle Lucky. No, sireemam; so they hopped out of the +Luckymobile and started up the beanstalk, and by and by, after a +pretty long time, they came to the top and the first thing they saw +was their friend American Eagle and his wife, and she was sitting on +her nest hatching out the big eggs which she had laid. + +"We'll need lots of eagles now that we've gone to war," said the big +bird, and he flapped his wings and sang "Yankee Doodle Dandy" three +times over and then once more. And this made the old gentleman rabbit +so excited that he stood up and made a speech, and then he threw his +old wedding stovepipe hat up into the air and gave three cheers and +half a dozen tigers and two or three bears. + +And after that Billy Bunny opened his knapsack and took out an +American flag and put it on the top of the beanstalk so that all the +people in the aeroplane could see it and say "Hip-hur-ray for the U. +S. A.!" + +"When the little eagles come out of their shells you must bring them +to call on me," said good, kind Uncle Lucky to Mrs. Eagle. "I have +some popcorn and lollypops at home, and I know how children like those +things." + +And this made Mrs. Eagle very happy and Mr. Eagle very proud, and he +helped the two little rabbits to climb down the beanstalk in time for +me to write what they did in the next story, which will be about an +adventure in the Friendly Forest. + + + + +STORY XXVIII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND SCATTERBRAINS. + + +After Billy Bunny and Uncle Lucky reached the ground, for they had +climbed down the beanstalk, you remember, as I told you in the last +story, they jumped into the Luckymobile and drove off toward the +Friendly Forest, and when they had gone maybe a mile in and out among +the trees, for there wasn't really any automobile road to go on, you +know, they came across Scatterbrains, the gray squirrel. + +Now Uncle Lucky knew Old Squirrel Nutcracker very well, and as the old +gentleman squirrel was very nice and well behaved it made Uncle Lucky +provoked to think that his son should be such a scatterbrains. So +Uncle Lucky stopped the automobile and said: + +"Well, young squirrel, have you been troubling your father lately?" +and Scatterbrains answered, "No, Mr. Lucky Lefthindfoot, not lately. +Not since yesterday." + +"What!" exclaimed the old gentleman rabbit, "do you mean to say you +troubled him yesterday? Why didn't you wait until to-morrow?" and then +Uncle Lucky winked at Billy Bunny and then scowled at Scatterbrains. + +And just then they heard a dreadful noise. It sounded just as if the +trees were snapping to pieces and, all of a sudden, a tornado struck +them and up in the air went the Luckymobile with the two little +rabbits, but what happened to the little squirrel I really don't know, +unless it took him up, too, and hid him in a cloud. + +And perhaps it did, for I've often seen clouds that looked exactly +like squirrels, haven't you, and other animals, too, like bears and +cats? + +"Gracious me!" cried Uncle Billy. "Hang on, Billy Bunny, and don't let +the cushions slip or the electricity run out of the cabaret, for if we +ever get back to earth, I'd like to get home and stay home forever. +Oh, home, sweet home," and the old gentleman rabbit took off his +automobile goggles, for they were full of tears and he couldn't see +anything. + +Well, by and by, the tornado let go and the automobile fell on top of +a clothesline and balanced there as nicely as a tight-rope dancer, and +when the two little rabbits looked about them, they found they were in +Mrs. Bunny's backyard in the Old Brier Patch. Wasn't that lucky? Well, +I guess it was! + +And just then Mrs. Bunny came out of the kitchen door to hang up some +of Billy Bunny's little shirts on the line, for it was Monday morning, +you know. + +And when she saw the Luckymobile on her clothesline she gave a scream, +and then she began to laugh, and after that she ran back into the +house and brought out her scissors and cut the rope and the automobile +came down with a bang, and out tumbled the two little rabbits. + +"Well, well, well," said Mrs. Bunny, and she sat down on the +clothespin basket and laughed, but, of course, there weren't any +clothespins, or any other kind of pins, in it, you see, for then she +wouldn't have laughed. + +And in the next story, if my umbrella doesn't open and stand over my +bed to keep off the mosquitoes, I'll tell you another story to-morrow +night. + + + + +STORY XXIX. + +BILLY BUNNY AND MRS. BLACK CAT. + + + Awake, awake, 'tis early morn. + The cow is climbing the stalks of corn, + The little bird is beating an egg, + And the rooster is dancing about on one leg, + And the pig is trying on her new bonnet, + With a little blue bow and a red cherry on it. + +Uncle Lucky rolled over in bed and then he got up and wiggled his nose +and his left ear, and after that he was so wide awake that he didn't +want to get back into bed, as I did, when I woke up this morning. + +And just then the breakfast bell rang and Mrs. Bunny put on the coffee +and the baked lollypops and the stewed prunes, and, oh, dear me! I +really can't remember what rabbits eat every day, for I'm sure they +don't eat the same old thing, for if they did they wouldn't be jolly +and gay and hop about merrily all through the day, but would sit in a +corner and sulk and be sad, and maybe get angry and maybe get mad. + +So always remember to have something new, for no one can always enjoy +a prune stew. There! I've gone and written another piece of poetry and +my typewriter wouldn't print it properly. Isn't that too bad? + +Well, after breakfast the old gentleman rabbit went out for a walk in +the Pleasant Meadow, and he went all alone, too, for Billy Bunny had +to stay home and polish the front door knob and sweep the piazza and +feed the canary and bring in the wood, for Mrs. Bunny had to hurry up +with the breakfast dishes so as to be able to go over and see Cousin +Cottontail, who had just had a new baby rabbit. + +Well, as I was saying, Uncle Lucky hopped along the Pleasant Meadow +until he came to the Old Farm Yard where Cocky Docky and Henny Jenny +and all the other Barn Yard Folk lived with the good-natured farmer. + +And just as he was going through the gate, who should bounce out at +him but a big black cat. And, oh, dear me. Her claws were sticking out +of her feet like pins and her eyes were yellow as fire and her teeth +glittered and her whiskers stood out like bayonets, and her tail was +as big as a rolling pin and her back was humped up worse than a +camel's. + +If you can think of anything worse than the way that cat looked I wish +you would write me a letter and tell me so that I can scare Uncle +Lucky, for, would you believe it, he wasn't the least big frightened. +No, sireemam. + +He just took off his old wedding stovepipe hat and bowed most politely +to Mrs. Black Cat, and she was so surprised that she turned around and +went back to her three little kittens who never wore mittens because +they didn't have any. + +And after that the old gentleman rabbit hopped into the barn and ate +some corn and had a talk with Mr. Sharptooth Rat. And maybe he would +have been talking there yet if something hadn't happened. And when you +don't expect it, something very often, and sometimes most always, does +happen. The Miller's dog ran into the barn and made a grab for the old +gentleman rabbit, but Uncle Lucky was too quick for him. + +He hopped to one side and then out of that barn so that he hopped +right into to-morrow night's story. Wasn't that wonderful? + + + + +STORY XXX. + +BILLY BUNNY AND BIG YELLOW DOG. + + +Let me see. Didn't I say that Billy Bunny hopped out of the Old Barn +so fast in last night's story that he jumped right into this one? +Well, he did, and here he is saying, "I'm ready for another +adventure!" + +And no sooner had he said this than along came a big yellow dog with a +muzzle on his nose, and when the little rabbit saw him he laughed out +loud, "Oh, ho! Mr. Yellow Dog! Did you put your nose into a mouse +trap?" + +"No, I didn't," replied the Yellow Dog. "It's a muzzle to keep me from +biting little rabbits," and then he gave a dreadful growl and tried to +pull off the muzzle with his front paws. + +"I won't wait until you get it off," said Billy Bunny, and he hopped +away as fast as he could, for he wasn't the least bit curious to see +whether that muzzle was tied on tight! + +And by and by he came to a hollow stump where lived an old rabbit +named Hoppity-hop. + +"Helloa, my little friend," said the old rabbit, and then he wriggled +his nose a million times or less, for I guess he smelt the lettuce +sandwich which Billy Bunny had in his knapsack. + +"Good morning," said Billy Bunny, but he didn't open his knapsack. No, +sir! It wasn't fourteen o'clock, which is the luncheon hour in +Rabbitville, so I've been told. And this, of course, made the old +rabbit very sad. "Oh, dear me," he cried, "I'm so hungry, and if there +is anything I love more than a lettuce sandwich it's apple pie!" + +"How do you know I've got an apple pie?" asked Billy Bunny, and he +took out his gold watch and chain to see what time it was, for he +began to feel hungry all of a sudden. But, oh, dear me! + +It wasn't fourteen o'clock, or anywhere near it, so he twisted the +stem of his watch until the hands pointed at the luncheon time, and +then he took out the lettuce sandwich and the apple pie and he and the +old rabbit ate them up right then and there, and after that they felt +ever so much better. + +"Now I'll tell you a secret," said the old rabbit. "There's a carrot +candy shop not very far from here, and if you've got any money in your +knapsack I'll take you there." + +Wasn't that kind of that old rabbit? So off they hopped and pretty +soon, not so very far, they came to the candy shop, and the old lady +woodchuck who kept it was awfully kind and generous, for she filled up +a paper bag right to the top for a lettuce dollar bill, which I think +was a very cheap price to pay for all that candy, don't you? + +And when it was all gone, Billy Bunny said good-by and hopped away +singing at the top of his voice: + + "Oh, who is so merry and who is so gay + As a rabbit who always has money to pay + For candy and popcorn and nice apple pie + And other sweet things that you're longing to buy." + +And in the next story, if Billy Bunny does eat any more carrot candy +and get so dizzy he can't hop in a circle, I'll tell you some more +about the little rabbit. + + + + +STORY XXXI. + +BILLY BUNNY AND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. + + + It very often happens + You don't know what to do, + And then's the time the Mischief Man + Comes smiling round to you. + He whispers something in your ear + You know you shouldn't stop to hear, + And then's the time for you to say, + "Oh, Mischief Man, please go away!" + +This is what dear good Uncle Lucky wrote in Billy Bunny's album, for +it was the little rabbit's birthday, you know, and Uncle Lucky thought +he ought to warn him against the Mischief Man. + +Well, as soon as the ink was dry so that the little rabbit could put +the album away in Uncle Lucky's desk, the kind old gentleman rabbit +said: "Let us take a ride in the Luckymobile. Maybe we can go some +place where we will have a good time." + +So they got into the automobile and started off, and by and by they +came to a shady spot in the woods. And there right under a big +spreading chestnut tree, was a little table covered with a clean white +cloth and in the middle was a lovely birthday cake with candles and +big frosted letters, which read, "A Happy Birthday to Billy Bunny!" + +And oh, my, wasn't he delighted and so were all the little forest +folk, for they were all there, let me tell you, from Old Squirrel +Nutcracker to the Big Brown Bear. + +And so were the little people from the Pleasant Meadow, Dicky Meadow +Mouse and Robbie Redbreast and many others. And pretty soon along came +the barnyard folk, Cocky Docky, Henny Jenny and Duckey Daddies. Even +Mrs. Cow wasn't too busy to be there, and if you'll wait a minute I'll +tell you the names of some more of Billy Bunny's friends: + +Turkey Purky, Danny Beaver, Old Mother Magpie, Timmy Chipmunk, +Scatterbrains, the gray squirrel, and Shadow Tail, his brother. Daddy +Fox would like to have been there, only Uncle Lucky hadn't sent him an +invitation. The only friend who wasn't there was Uncle Bullfrog. He +couldn't leave his log in the Old Mill Pond, so he sent his regrets by +little Mrs. Oriole, who lived in the willow tree by the Old Mill. + +"Now we'll cut the cake," said kind Uncle Lucky, and he went over to +the Luckymobile to get the big carving knife which he had hidden under +the cushions. + +"There's a little gold ring hidden away somewhere," he said as he cut +the cake very carefully so as not to topple over the pretty candles +and get the pink and green melted wax all over the white frosting. + +And then everybody ate up his piece of cake as fast as he could to +find the little gold ring. "I've got it! I've got it!" screamed Timmy +Chipmunk. But, oh, dear me. It wasn't the ring at all. It was only a +hard nut. + +And the little chipmunk was so disappointed that he ran home to tell +his mother all about it, and she gave him one she had found when she +was a little girl in the toe of her stocking one happy Christmas +morning. And in the next story you'll be surprised to hear who got the +ring after all. + + + + +STORY XXXII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE LOST RING. + + + Something's going to happen; + I feel it in the air. + But what it is you soon shall know, + So hold your breath and stare. + +You remember in the last story I told you about Billy Bunny's birthday +party and promised to tell you who found the little gold ring in the +frosted cake. + +Well, just as the little rabbit said, "I've found it!" Daddy Fox +sprang from behind a bush and grabbed the piece of cake right out of +the little rabbit's paw. + +And then he jumped over the Luckymobile and ran off to his den to give +it to Slyboots or Bushy Tail, his two little sons, you know, but which +one got it I can't remember, for everybody was so excited that they +forgot to ask the naughty old fox before he got away. + +"That's too bad," said kind Uncle Lucky; "I'll have to get you another +one," so he said good-by to everybody and took Billy Bunny down to the +3 and 10 cents store, where they bought a lovely gold ring with a big +ruby in it. Wasn't that nice? + +And then they came back to the woods, but everybody had gone home and +there was no more birthday cake anywhere to be seen, not even a little +piece of candle. + +"Well, what shall we do now?" said the kind old gentleman rabbit, and +he poured some lettuce oil into the cabaret and took out his blue +polka-dot handkerchief and wiped his ear, and then he dusted off his +old wedding stovepipe hat and honked the automobile horn and blew up a +tire and turned a cushion upside down to hide a grease spot. And after +that he put on his goggles and started off again, and by and by, not +so very long, they came to a signpost on which was written: + +"Which road shall I take?" + +"Goodness, gracious me!" exclaimed the old gentleman rabbit, "what's +the matter with my goggles?" and he took them off and looked at the +signpost again. + +"It says the same old thing," he said with a sigh, and he took off his +old wedding stovepipe hat and dusted the top, and after he had put it +on his head again he heard a voice saying: + + "Take the road that leads to the left, + And not the one to the right, + For if you don't you will get left + And you won't get home till night." + +"Who's speaking?" said Billy Bunny. And the reason he hadn't said +anything before was because he had been sound asleep. + +And then who should come out from behind that funny signpost but a +great roaring bull with two horns and about ten feet long and big red, +snorting nostrils. + +"Don't let us disturb you," which means bother or something like that, +said Uncle Lucky, and he honked the horn with all his might, and, +would you believe it, the bull was so frightened that he ran away and +never stopped till he got home and covered himself with the crazy +quilt on his old four-poster bed. + + + + +STORY XXXIII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE GREAT NEWS. + + + Once upon a time, + So I've heard tell, + There lived a little rabbit + In a shady dell. + And on one side a clover patch, + Where red-topped clovers grew, + And 'tother side was lollypops + Of red and white and blue. + +This is the song Mrs. Bunny sang one morning as she set to work to +wash her little rabbit's white duck trousers, for it was Monday, and +that is washday in Rabbitville, so they tell me. + +And just as she was hanging them out on the line who should fly up but +Old Mother Magpie, and, my! wasn't she excited. Why, she was so +disturbed that her bonnet had fallen off her head and was hanging by +the strings. + +"Have you heard the news?" she asked, and she rolled off one of her +black silk mitts and turned her wedding ring around three times and a +half. + +"Heard what?" asked Mrs. Bunny, putting the clothespin in her mouth +instead of on the clothesline. + +"Why, the Miller's boy has gone off to the war." + +"Hurray!" shouted little Billy Bunny, who was polishing the brass door +knob on the back door. "Hurray!" + +"You ought to be ashamed of yourself," said Old Mother Mischief. "His +poor mother is nearly crazy with grief." + +"I'm sorry for her," said Mrs. Bunny, and she thought how thankful she +ought to be that her little rabbit didn't have to shoulder a musket. + +"Well, I'm glad he's going," said Billy Bunny. "He can shoot at +something else now besides little rabbits." + +Old Mother Magpie ruffled her feathers. "Well, if I had a boy like you +I'd teach him not to glory over another person's grief," and then she +flew away. + +"I'm sorry for his mother," said Mrs. Bunny, "but the Miller boy will +never be missed," and the clothespin fell out of her mouth and stood +up in the grass like a little wooden soldier. + +"Do you want anything at the store?" asked the little rabbit, after he +had finished cleaning the door knob. "If you do, tell me, for I'm +going by there." + +"You can order a pound of carrot tea and some lollypops," answered his +mother, and then Billy Bunny picked up his striped candy cane and set +off for the village, and by and by he came to the post office and the +nice lady postmistress called to him that there was a letter there +addressed to Billy Bunny, Old Brier Patch, but what was written in it +I'm not going to tell you now, for I must stop and play a game of +pinochle with dear, kind Uncle Lucky, who just telephoned me to come +over to his house and have a game with him this evening, and I mustn't +keep him waiting another minute. + + + + +STORY XXXIV. + +BILLY BUNNY AND JENNY MUSKRAT. + + +Well, I played pinochle with Uncle Lucky Lefthindfoot last evening and +it was so late when I got home that I overslept myself this morning. + +And maybe I'd have slept all day if Robbie Redbreast hadn't come to my +window and told me that Billy Bunny was reading a letter which I told +you about in yesterday's story and that every time he turned a page he +laughed harder than ever. + +Well, I was so curious to know what he was laughing at that I told +Robbie Redbreast to fly back to him and look over his shoulder and see +what was in the letter while I hurried and dressed as fast as I could, +and when I was all ready to go into the Friendly Forest where the +little rabbit was, I saw him coming toward me with the letter in his +hand and the little robin perched upon his knapsack. + +"Good morning," he said and handed me the letter, and now you shall +hear what was written to Mr. William Bunny, Brier Patch, Old Snake +Fence Corner, U. S. A., care of Uncle Sam! + +"My dear Billy Bunny: + +"Just a few lines from your old friend the Circus Elephant to tell you +that he is coming to see you as soon as he gets over the measles. If +you've never had the measles, dear Billy Bunny, don't get them, for +they are dreadful things for there's so many of them. + +"Please give my love to Mr. Lucky Lefthindfoot and tell him as soon as +I'm well, I'll be back in his circus. + +"Your friend, + +"Elly." + +And as soon as I'd read the letter the little rabbit put it in his +pocket and hopped away and by and by he came to a little stone house +by a river. And before I go any farther I'll just whisper to you how I +know all this. + +You see, the little robin told me all about it, for he and I are great +friends and his nest is in the old apple tree just under my window. + +Well, pretty soon, after looking all around, Billy Bunny knocked on +the door of the little stone house and in a few minutes it was opened +by a nice lady muskrat, whose name was Jenny Eva. + +"How do you do, little rabbit," she said, and then she invited him in +and gave him a cookie made out of carrot seeds and pumpkin flour. And +after that he showed her the letter from his friend, the circus +elephant, and just then, all of a sudden, the front door flew open and +in came the miller's dog. + +And, oh, dear me! Mrs. Jenny Eva Muskrat forgot all about her society +manners and ran down the back stairs into the river and the little +rabbit forgot to say good-by and hid himself in a big hat box where +she kept her last year's Easter bonnet. And then, what do you suppose +the miller's dog did? Why, he began to sing: + + "Old Mrs. Muskrat jumped into the river, + Splasherty, splasherty, splash! + And little boy rabbit jumped into the box, + That held her best bonnet and trampled upon it. + Masherty, masherty, mash!" + +And in the next story you shall know what the miller's dog did when he +stopped singing, that is, if Robbie Redbreast isn't too frightened to +look into the window and tell me all about it. + + + + +STORY XXXV. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE MILLER'S DOG. + + +After the Miller's Dog stopped singing, as I told you in the story +before this, he poked his nose into the hat box where Billy Bunny had +hidden himself and said in a deep, growly voice: + + "Come out of there or I will growl and bite the bonnet + That Mrs. Muskrat wears for best + And the purple flowers on it. + And then she'll think it's you who did + This dreadful unkind deed, + And never speak to you again + Or you with cookies feed." + +"Goodness me, but you are a very poor sort of a poet," said the little +rabbit, peeping out of the hat box. "Your poetry is dreadful," and +this made the Miller's Dog so ashamed of himself that he couldn't wag +his tail or even bark. + +No, sir. He couldn't do a thing but slink out of the door and close it +so softly that it didn't pinch his tail hardly at all. + +"Ha! ha!" laughed the little rabbit. "Did you ever see such a silly +dog?" And neither did I and neither did you, I know. + +Well, after a little while, Mrs. Jenny Eva Muskrat carne up the back +stairs from the river, where she had gone in the last story, you +remember, and wasn't she glad that nothing more had happened? "If you +had jumped into that other hat box," she said, "you would have spoilt +my next year's Easter bonnet, and that would have been too dreadful +for anything." + +And wasn't the little rabbit glad? Well, I guess he was twice over and +maybe three times. And after that he said good-by and hopped away, and +after he had traveled for a long, long ways he came to the field where +his old friend the Scarecrow lived. + +"How have you been?" asked the little rabbit, and he took a lollypop +out of his knapsack and offered it to the scarecrow, but he didn't +want it. "Haven't you got a cigar?" he asked. "I haven't smoked for +ever so long." + +"I'm sorry," said Billy Bunny. "I don't think I have any really and +truly cigars. Here's a chocolate one if that will do," and he handed +it to his friend the Old Clothes Man. + +But the Old Clothes Man couldn't smoke it at all, although he tried +the best he could, and pretty soon it began to rain and the chocolate +became soft and sticky, and the little Bunny all wet, so he said: "I +guess I'll crawl into a hollow stump if I can find one." + +And it didn't take him long, for he hopped away to the woods nearby, +and the first thing he saw was an old stump, so he hopped inside. And +no sooner was he safely out of the rain than a voice said: + + "What are you doing in my hollow stump; + Who are you anyway? + Why didn't you knock on this old wood block + If you really want to stay?" + +And in the next story I'll tell who it was that said this. + + + + +STORY XXXVI. + +BILLY BUNNY AND THE WOODCHUCK. + + +You remember in the last story that just as Billy Bunny hopped into +the hollow stump a voice said, "What are you doing in here?" + +"I came in to get out of the wet," answered the little rabbit, and +then the voice replied: + +"What! Is it raining? I'll lend you an umbrella!" and an old woodchuck +opened a little door in the side of the stump and winked at Billy +Bunny. + +"That's very kind of you," said the little rabbit, and he opened his +knapsack and gave the woodchuck a nice lollypop, and after that the +woodchuck said: "I think you'd better stay here with me until the rain +is over. Don't you think so?" + +And Billy Bunny said yes, for the woodchuck was very nice and had such +good manners that the little rabbit felt quite at home. + +But oh, dear me! it began to rain so hard right then and there that +the water just poured into the old hollow stump, and pretty soon it +was very uncomfortable. So the woodchuck said: + +"Now don't you ever tell anybody where I'm going to take you. For it's +my very own house, and I never let anybody know just where I do live. +You see, so many people are after me, some with guns and some with +sharp teeth and claws, that I have to be very careful." + +So the little rabbit promised, and then he followed the woodchuck +through the little door and down a long passage until they came to a +nice, large, comfortable room. + +"Now, this is where I live," said the woodchuck, and he went over to +the cupboard and took out a carrot candy gumdrop and gave it to Billy +Bunny, and then he lighted a big cigar and sat down in his old +armchair and smoked. + +And all the time they could hear the rain pattering on the grass +overhead, for it's wonderful how you can hear all sorts of sounds when +you're under ground and have big ears like a rabbit, you know. + +"Now, I'll tell you a story," said the old woodchuck after he had +blown some lovely round rings of smoke into the air. + + "Once upon a time, + Not so very long ago, + A band of tiny fairies + Lived in the woodland near. + And often I would hear them + A-singing soft and low + When all was dark and quiet + And the moon shone bright and clear. + So one evening I stole softly + Out of the hollow stump, + And found them dancing merrily + With tiny skip and jump; + And just as I was going + To say how do you do, + The Fairy Queen began to scream. + And then away she flew. + And then her tiny subjects + Took fright and ran off, too, + And now I never see them more + A-dancing near my old stump door." + +"That's too bad," said the little rabbit, for he was so interested in +what the old woodchuck was saying that he had forgotten all about his +lollypop and had dropped it on the floor. + +And in the next story he'll pick up his lollypop and eat it, because I +hate to have him lose it, don't you? + + + + +STORY XXXVII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND LITTLE PEEWEE. + + +Let me stop for a moment and think where I left off last night. Oh, +now I remember. Billy Bunny was in the old woodchuck hollow stump, and +it was raining. + +Oh, my, yes. Cats and dogs, as they say in grown-ups' stories, so +we'll say kittens and puppies. Well, after a while the rain stopped +and the little rabbit said good-by and hopped away, and pretty soon, +not very long, a little bird began to sing: + + "Down the shady Forest Trail, + O'er the hill and through the vale, + Billy Bunny hops along + With a whistle and a song. + And if you have never heard + A rabbit whistle like a bird, + You must ask each little rabbit + If he has the whistling habit." + +"Who's singing?" asked Billy Bunny, and he took his silver policeman's +whistle out of his knapsack and blew on it so hard that the little +bird began to cry: + +"Oh, dear! Oh, dear! You will whistle my ear off!" And then, of +course, the little rabbit stopped, for he didn't want to hurt that +dear little bird. No sireemam. + +"Who are you?" he asked, and the little bird replied: "I'm Peewee, the +littlest bird in the whole Friendly Forest." + +"What do you look like?" said the little rabbit, curiously, gazing +here and there and everywhere and behind a tree and under a stone. +"I've never seen a Peewee." + +And then that little bird flew down from a tree and Billy Bunny saw +the tiniest little bird he had ever seen. Why, it wasn't much larger +than a butterfly. + +"Goodness, but you're small," said Billy Bunny. "Are you so small that +you don't like lollypops?" + +Of course, the little bird said no, and so would you, no matter how +small you were, but when she tried to fly away with the lollypop, she +couldn't. No sireemam. Wasn't that too bad? So the little rabbit gave +her some sweet cracker crumbs instead, and after that he hopped away +looking for another adventure. + +And it wasn't long before he had one. For, just as he was hopping +across a fallen log that made a narrow bridge over a brook, a little +fish swam up to the top of the water and said: + +"Here is a letter from your friend, the Whale," and he held up in his +mouth a blue envelope. I guess it was made of some kind of waterproof +paper, for it wasn't the least bit damp. + +And when Billy Bunny opened it, he found a small coral ring inside, +and in the letter it said: "This ring is for you, Billy Bunny. + +"The pretty mermaid asked me to send it to you, so here it is. Please +tell the little fish that you have received it and that it fits you +perfectly." And then the Whale signed himself, "Your great big-hearted +friend, the Whale." + + + + +STORY XXXVIII. + +BILLY BUNNY AND OLD MOTHER MAGPIE. + + + Uncle Bullfrog sings a song + That is never very long. + All he says is, "Chunk, ker-chunk!" + Then he splashes in ker-plunk, + And the little fishes swim, + Oh, so fast away from him! + If they didn't, don't you think + He would eat 'em in a wink? + +Now who do you suppose was singing this song? Why, a little tadpole +named Taddylegs. And it made Uncle Bullfrog quite cross, for he didn't +like tadpoles anyway, and Taddylegs wasn't very polite, as you can +see. + +"Now swim away," said the old gentleman frog, and he looked angrily at +Taddylegs. "Now swim away or I'll swallow you and maybe your cousin +and your aunt if they're around." So the little tadpole swam away and +after a while Old Uncle Bullfrog saw Billy Bunny not very far away. He +was talking to Mrs. Cow about the clover patch. + +You see, Mrs. Cow was very fond of clover and so was the little +rabbit, and he knew that Mrs. Cow could eat maybe three hundred and +forty-seven times as much clover as he could, and so he was afraid she +might eat up the whole patch and leave nothing for anybody else. + +"Please don't eat all the clover tops; mother wants to preserve some +for the winter." + +"Don't you worry," replied Mrs. Cow, and she whisked a big horse fly +off her side with her long tail. "Don't you worry and don't you fret, +there'll be some clover blossoms yet." + +So the little rabbit felt ever so much better and hopped away and by +and by he came across Old Mother Magpie. And he wasn't a bit pleased, +for she was always finding fault with him, and everybody else, for +that matter. + +Yes, Old Mother Magpie made lots of trouble and Billy Bunny had never +liked her. But he couldn't get away without her seeing him, although +he tried his best. + +"Good morning, Billy Bunny," said the old lady magpie, and she raised +her bonnet so she could see him better, for the brim was half over her +left eye. + +"Good morning," replied the little rabbit. "I'm sorry, but I'm in a +dreadful hurry," and he hopped away so fast that he left his shadow a +mile behind him. + +"Gracious me!" exclaimed Old Mother Magpie. "That bunny doesn't like +me very much I guess." + +"Yes, you don't have to guess again," cried a voice, and Parson Crow +cawed and hawed, and this made the old lady magpie so angry that she +flew away to tell Barney Owl that she was a very much abused person. + +But here we are at the end of this book, and so we will have to jump +to the next, which I will call, "BILLY BUNNY AND UNCLE LUCKY +LEFTHINDFOOT." + +THE END + + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's Billy Bunny and Uncle Bull Frog, by David Cory + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK BILLY BUNNY *** + +This file should be named blbnb10.txt or blbnb10.zip +Corrected EDITIONS of our eBooks get a new NUMBER, blbnb11.txt +VERSIONS based on separate sources get new LETTER, blbnb10a.txt + +Produced by Juliet Sutherland, Charles Franks +and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team. + +Project Gutenberg eBooks are often created from several printed +editions, all of which are confirmed as Public Domain in the US +unless a copyright notice is included. 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