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diff --git a/5922-h/5922-h.htm b/5922-h/5922-h.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e9dc84c --- /dev/null +++ b/5922-h/5922-h.htm @@ -0,0 +1,2238 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Vol. II., Part 19.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + +<h2>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, Vol. II., Part 19.</h2> +<pre> + +The Project Gutenberg EBook of The History of Don Quixote, Vol. II., Part +19, by Miguel de Cervantes + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The History of Don Quixote, Vol. II., Part 19 + +Author: Miguel de Cervantes + +Release Date: July 21, 2004 [EBook #5922] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DON QUIXOTE, PART 19 *** + + + + +Produced by David Widger + + + + + +</pre> + + + + + + +<br> +<hr> +<br><br><br><br><br><br> + + + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> +<center><h3> +Volume II., Part 19. +<br><br> +Chapters 1-5 +</h3></center> + + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<p> +The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch1b">CHAPTER I</a> +OF THE INTERVIEW THE CURATE AND THE BARBER HAD +WITH DON QUIXOTE ABOUT HIS MALADY + +<a href="#ch2b">CHAPTER II</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE NOTABLE ALTERCATION WHICH +SANCHO PANZA HAD WITH DON QUIXOTE'S NIECE, +AND HOUSEKEEPER, TOGETHER WITH OTHER DROLLMATTERS + +<a href="#ch3b">CHAPTER III</a> +OF THE LAUGHABLE CONVERSATION THAT PASSED BETWEEN +DON QUIXOTE, SANCHO PANZA, AND THE BACHELOR SAMSON +CARRASCO + +<a href="#ch4b">CHAPTER IV</a> +IN WHICH SANCHO PANZA GIVES A SATISFACTORY REPLY +TO THE DOUBTS AND QUESTIONS OF THE BACHELOR SAMSON +CARRASCO, TOGETHER WITH OTHER MATTERS WORTH KNOWING +AND TELLING + +<a href="#ch5b">CHAPTER V</a> +OF THE SHREWD AND DROLL CONVERSATION THAT PASSED +BETWEEN SANCHO PANZA AND HIS WIFE TERESA PANZA, +AND OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF BEING DULY RECORDED + +</pre> + +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1></center> +<br><br> +<center><h2>VOLUME II.</h2></center> +<br> +<br> +<br> +<br> +<center> +<h2>DEDICATION OF VOLUME II.</h2> +</center> +<br> +<br> + +<h3>TO THE COUNT OF LEMOS:</h3> +<br> + +<p>These days past, when sending Your Excellency my plays, that had +appeared in print before being shown on the stage, I said, if I +remember well, that Don Quixote was putting on his spurs to go and +render homage to Your Excellency. Now I say that "with his spurs, he +is on his way." Should he reach destination methinks I shall have +rendered some service to Your Excellency, as from many parts I am +urged to send him off, so as to dispel the loathing and disgust caused +by another Don Quixote who, under the name of Second Part, has run +masquerading through the whole world. And he who has shown the +greatest longing for him has been the great Emperor of China, who +wrote me a letter in Chinese a month ago and sent it by a special +courier. He asked me, or to be truthful, he begged me to send him +Don Quixote, for he intended to found a college where the Spanish +tongue would be taught, and it was his wish that the book to be read +should be the History of Don Quixote. He also added that I should go +and be the rector of this college. I asked the bearer if His Majesty +had afforded a sum in aid of my travel expenses. He answered, "No, not +even in thought."</p> + +<p>"Then, brother," I replied, "you can return to your China, post +haste or at whatever haste you are bound to go, as I am not fit for so +long a travel and, besides being ill, I am very much without money, +while Emperor for Emperor and Monarch for Monarch, I have at Naples +the great Count of Lemos, who, without so many petty titles of +colleges and rectorships, sustains me, protects me and does me more +favour than I can wish for."</p> + +<p>Thus I gave him his leave and I beg mine from you, offering Your +Excellency the "Trabajos de Persiles y Sigismunda," a book I shall +finish within four months, Deo volente, and which will be either the +worst or the best that has been composed in our language, I mean of +those intended for entertainment; at which I repent of having called +it the worst, for, in the opinion of friends, it is bound to attain +the summit of possible quality. May Your Excellency return in such +health that is wished you; Persiles will be ready to kiss your hand +and I your feet, being as I am, Your Excellency's most humble servant.</p> + +<p>From Madrid, this last day of October of the year one thousand six +hundred and fifteen.</p> + +<p>At the service of Your Excellency:</p> + +<p>MIGUEL DE CERVANTES SAAVEDRA</p> + +<br> +<br> +<br> +<br> + +<center><h2>THE AUTHOR'S PREFACE</h2> +</center> +<br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="part2"></a><img alt="part2.jpg (130K)" src="images/part2.jpg" height="448" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/part2.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>God bless me, gentle (or it may be plebeian) reader, how eagerly +must thou be looking forward to this preface, expecting to find +there retaliation, scolding, and abuse against the author of the +second Don Quixote—I mean him who was, they say, begotten at +Tordesillas and born at Tarragona! Well then, the truth is, I am not +going to give thee that satisfaction; for, though injuries stir up +anger in humbler breasts, in mine the rule must admit of an exception. +Thou wouldst have me call him ass, fool, and malapert, but I have no +such intention; let his offence be his punishment, with his bread +let him eat it, and there's an end of it. What I cannot help taking +amiss is that he charges me with being old and one-handed, as if it +had been in my power to keep time from passing over me, or as if the +loss of my hand had been brought about in some tavern, and not on +the grandest occasion the past or present has seen, or the future +can hope to see. If my wounds have no beauty to the beholder's eye, +they are, at least, honourable in the estimation of those who know +where they were received; for the soldier shows to greater advantage +dead in battle than alive in flight; and so strongly is this my +feeling, that if now it were proposed to perform an impossibility +for me, I would rather have had my share in that mighty action, than +be free from my wounds this minute without having been present at +it. Those the soldier shows on his face and breast are stars that +direct others to the heaven of honour and ambition of merited +praise; and moreover it is to be observed that it is not with grey +hairs that one writes, but with the understanding, and that commonly +improves with years. I take it amiss, too, that he calls me envious, +and explains to me, as if I were ignorant, what envy is; for really +and truly, of the two kinds there are, I only know that which is holy, +noble, and high-minded; and if that be so, as it is, I am not likely +to attack a priest, above all if, in addition, he holds the rank of +familiar of the Holy Office. And if he said what he did on account +of him on whose behalf it seems he spoke, he is entirely mistaken; for +I worship the genius of that person, and admire his works and his +unceasing and strenuous industry. After all, I am grateful to this +gentleman, the author, for saying that my novels are more satirical +than exemplary, but that they are good; for they could not be that +unless there was a little of everything in them.</p> + +<p>I suspect thou wilt say that I am taking a very humble line, and +keeping myself too much within the bounds of my moderation, from a +feeling that additional suffering should not be inflicted upon a +sufferer, and that what this gentleman has to endure must doubtless be +very great, as he does not dare to come out into the open field and +broad daylight, but hides his name and disguises his country as if +he had been guilty of some lese majesty. If perchance thou shouldst +come to know him, tell him from me that I do not hold myself +aggrieved; for I know well what the temptations of the devil are, +and that one of the greatest is putting it into a man's head that he +can write and print a book by which he will get as much fame as money, +and as much money as fame; and to prove it I will beg of you, in +your own sprightly, pleasant way, to tell him this story.</p> + +<p>There was a madman in Seville who took to one of the drollest +absurdities and vagaries that ever madman in the world gave way to. It +was this: he made a tube of reed sharp at one end, and catching a +dog in the street, or wherever it might be, he with his foot held +one of its legs fast, and with his hand lifted up the other, and as +best he could fixed the tube where, by blowing, he made the dog as +round as a ball; then holding it in this position, he gave it a couple +of slaps on the belly, and let it go, saying to the bystanders (and +there were always plenty of them): "Do your worships think, now, +that it is an easy thing to blow up a dog?"—Does your worship think +now, that it is an easy thing to write a book?</p> + +<p>And if this story does not suit him, you may, dear reader, tell +him this one, which is likewise of a madman and a dog.</p> + +<p>In Cordova there was another madman, whose way it was to carry a +piece of marble slab or a stone, not of the lightest, on his head, and +when he came upon any unwary dog he used to draw close to him and +let the weight fall right on top of him; on which the dog in a rage, +barking and howling, would run three streets without stopping. It so +happened, however, that one of the dogs he discharged his load upon +was a cap-maker's dog, of which his master was very fond. The stone +came down hitting it on the head, the dog raised a yell at the blow, +the master saw the affair and was wroth, and snatching up a +measuring-yard rushed out at the madman and did not leave a sound bone +in his body, and at every stroke he gave him he said, "You dog, you +thief! my lurcher! Don't you see, you brute, that my dog is a +lurcher?" and so, repeating the word "lurcher" again and again, he +sent the madman away beaten to a jelly. The madman took the lesson +to heart, and vanished, and for more than a month never once showed +himself in public; but after that he came out again with his old trick +and a heavier load than ever. He came up to where there was a dog, and +examining it very carefully without venturing to let the stone fall, +he said: "This is a lurcher; ware!" In short, all the dogs he came +across, be they mastiffs or terriers, he said were lurchers; and he +discharged no more stones. Maybe it will be the same with this +historian; that he will not venture another time to discharge the +weight of his wit in books, which, being bad, are harder than +stones. Tell him, too, that I do not care a farthing for the threat he +holds out to me of depriving me of my profit by means of his book; +for, to borrow from the famous interlude of "The Perendenga," I say in +answer to him, "Long life to my lord the Veintiquatro, and Christ be +with us all." Long life to the great Conde de Lemos, whose Christian +charity and well-known generosity support me against all the strokes +of my curst fortune; and long life to the supreme benevolence of His +Eminence of Toledo, Don Bernardo de Sandoval y Rojas; and what +matter if there be no printing-presses in the world, or if they +print more books against me than there are letters in the verses of +Mingo Revulgo! These two princes, unsought by any adulation or +flattery of mine, of their own goodness alone, have taken it upon them +to show me kindness and protect me, and in this I consider myself +happier and richer than if Fortune had raised me to her greatest +height in the ordinary way. The poor man may retain honour, but not +the vicious; poverty may cast a cloud over nobility, but cannot hide +it altogether; and as virtue of itself sheds a certain light, even +though it be through the straits and chinks of penury, it wins the +esteem of lofty and noble spirits, and in consequence their +protection. Thou needst say no more to him, nor will I say anything +more to thee, save to tell thee to bear in mind that this Second +Part of "Don Quixote" which I offer thee is cut by the same +craftsman and from the same cloth as the First, and that in it I +present thee Don Quixote continued, and at length dead and buried, +so that no one may dare to bring forward any further evidence +against him, for that already produced is sufficient; and suffice +it, too, that some reputable person should have given an account of +all these shrewd lunacies of his without going into the matter +again; for abundance, even of good things, prevents them from being +valued; and scarcity, even in the case of what is bad, confers a +certain value. I was forgetting to tell thee that thou mayest expect +the "Persiles," which I am now finishing, and also the Second Part +of "Galatea."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="part2e"></a><img alt="part2e.jpg (37K)" src="images/part2e.jpg" height="413" width="650"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch1b"></a>CHAPTER I.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF THE INTERVIEW THE CURATE AND THE BARBER HAD WITH DON QUIXOTE +ABOUT HIS MALADY +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="p01a"></a><img alt="p01a.jpg (156K)" src="images/p01a.jpg" height="455" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p01a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<p>Cide Hamete Benengeli, in the Second Part of this history, and third +sally of Don Quixote, says that the curate and the barber remained +nearly a month without seeing him, lest they should recall or bring +back to his recollection what had taken place. They did not, +however, omit to visit his niece and housekeeper, and charge them to +be careful to treat him with attention, and give him comforting things +to eat, and such as were good for the heart and the brain, whence, +it was plain to see, all his misfortune proceeded. The niece and +housekeeper replied that they did so, and meant to do so with all +possible care and assiduity, for they could perceive that their master +was now and then beginning to show signs of being in his right mind. +This gave great satisfaction to the curate and the barber, for they +concluded they had taken the right course in carrying him off +enchanted on the ox-cart, as has been described in the First Part of +this great as well as accurate history, in the last chapter thereof. +So they resolved to pay him a visit and test the improvement in his +condition, although they thought it almost impossible that there could +be any; and they agreed not to touch upon any point connected with +knight-errantry so as not to run the risk of reopening wounds which +were still so tender.</p> + +<p>They came to see him consequently, and found him sitting up in bed +in a green baize waistcoat and a red Toledo cap, and so withered and +dried up that he looked as if he had been turned into a mummy. They +were very cordially received by him; they asked him after his +health, and he talked to them about himself very naturally and in very +well-chosen language. In the course of their conversation they fell to +discussing what they call State-craft and systems of government, +correcting this abuse and condemning that, reforming one practice +and abolishing another, each of the three setting up for a new +legislator, a modern Lycurgus, or a brand-new Solon; and so completely +did they remodel the State, that they seemed to have thrust it into +a furnace and taken out something quite different from what they had +put in; and on all the subjects they dealt with, Don Quixote spoke +with such good sense that the pair of examiners were fully convinced +that he was quite recovered and in his full senses.</p> + +<p>The niece and housekeeper were present at the conversation and could +not find words enough to express their thanks to God at seeing their +master so clear in his mind; the curate, however, changing his +original plan, which was to avoid touching upon matters of chivalry, +resolved to test Don Quixote's recovery thoroughly, and see whether it +were genuine or not; and so, from one subject to another, he came at +last to talk of the news that had come from the capital, and, among +other things, he said it was considered certain that the Turk was +coming down with a powerful fleet, and that no one knew what his +purpose was, or when the great storm would burst; and that all +Christendom was in apprehension of this, which almost every year calls +us to arms, and that his Majesty had made provision for the security +of the coasts of Naples and Sicily and the island of Malta.</p> + +<p>To this Don Quixote replied, "His Majesty has acted like a prudent +warrior in providing for the safety of his realms in time, so that the +enemy may not find him unprepared; but if my advice were taken I would +recommend him to adopt a measure which at present, no doubt, his +Majesty is very far from thinking of."</p> + +<p>The moment the curate heard this he said to himself, "God keep +thee in his hand, poor Don Quixote, for it seems to me thou art +precipitating thyself from the height of thy madness into the profound +abyss of thy simplicity."</p> + +<p>But the barber, who had the same suspicion as the curate, asked +Don Quixote what would be his advice as to the measures that he said +ought to be adopted; for perhaps it might prove to be one that would +have to be added to the list of the many impertinent suggestions +that people were in the habit of offering to princes.</p> + +<p>"Mine, master shaver," said Don Quixote, "will not be impertinent, +but, on the contrary, pertinent."</p> + +<p>"I don't mean that," said the barber, "but that experience has shown +that all or most of the expedients which are proposed to his Majesty +are either impossible, or absurd, or injurious to the King and to +the kingdom."</p> + +<p>"Mine, however," replied Don Quixote, "is neither impossible nor +absurd, but the easiest, the most reasonable, the readiest and most +expeditious that could suggest itself to any projector's mind."</p> + +<p>"You take a long time to tell it, Senor Don Quixote," said the +curate.</p> + +<p>"I don't choose to tell it here, now," said Don Quixote, "and have +it reach the ears of the lords of the council to-morrow morning, and +some other carry off the thanks and rewards of my trouble."</p> + +<p>"For my part," said the barber, "I give my word here and before +God that I will not repeat what your worship says, to King, Rook or +earthly man—an oath I learned from the ballad of the curate, who, +in the prelude, told the king of the thief who had robbed him of the +hundred gold crowns and his pacing mule."</p> + +<p>"I am not versed in stories," said Don Quixote; "but I know the oath +is a good one, because I know the barber to be an honest fellow."</p> + +<p>"Even if he were not," said the curate, "I will go bail and answer +for him that in this matter he will be as silent as a dummy, under +pain of paying any penalty that may be pronounced."</p> + +<p>"And who will be security for you, senor curate?" said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"My profession," replied the curate, "which is to keep secrets."</p> + +<p>"Ods body!" said Don Quixote at this, "what more has his Majesty +to do but to command, by public proclamation, all the knights-errant +that are scattered over Spain to assemble on a fixed day in the +capital, for even if no more than half a dozen come, there may be +one among them who alone will suffice to destroy the entire might of +the Turk. Give me your attention and follow me. Is it, pray, any new +thing for a single knight-errant to demolish an army of two hundred +thousand men, as if they all had but one throat or were made of +sugar paste? Nay, tell me, how many histories are there filled with +these marvels? If only (in an evil hour for me: I don't speak for +anyone else) the famous Don Belianis were alive now, or any one of the +innumerable progeny of Amadis of Gaul! If any these were alive +today, and were to come face to face with the Turk, by my faith, I +would not give much for the Turk's chance. But God will have regard +for his people, and will provide some one, who, if not so valiant as +the knights-errant of yore, at least will not be inferior to them in +spirit; but God knows what I mean, and I say no more."</p> + +<p>"Alas!" exclaimed the niece at this, "may I die if my master does +not want to turn knight-errant again;" to which Don Quixote replied, +"A knight-errant I shall die, and let the Turk come down or go up when +he likes, and in as strong force as he can, once more I say, God knows +what I mean." But here the barber said, "I ask your worships to give +me leave to tell a short story of something that happened in +Seville, which comes so pat to the purpose just now that I should like +greatly to tell it." Don Quixote gave him leave, and the rest prepared +to listen, and he began thus:</p> + +<p>"In the madhouse at Seville there was a man whom his relations had +placed there as being out of his mind. He was a graduate of Osuna in +canon law; but even if he had been of Salamanca, it was the opinion of +most people that he would have been mad all the same. This graduate, +after some years of confinement, took it into his head that he was +sane and in his full senses, and under this impression wrote to the +Archbishop, entreating him earnestly, and in very correct language, to +have him released from the misery in which he was living; for by God's +mercy he had now recovered his lost reason, though his relations, in +order to enjoy his property, kept him there, and, in spite of the +truth, would make him out to be mad until his dying day. The +Archbishop, moved by repeated sensible, well-written letters, directed +one of his chaplains to make inquiry of the madhouse as to the truth +of the licentiate's statements, and to have an interview with the +madman himself, and, if it should appear that he was in his senses, to +take him out and restore him to liberty. The chaplain did so, and +the governor assured him that the man was still mad, and that though +he often spoke like a highly intelligent person, he would in the end +break out into nonsense that in quantity and quality counterbalanced +all the sensible things he had said before, as might be easily +tested by talking to him. The chaplain resolved to try the experiment, +and obtaining access to the madman conversed with him for an hour or +more, during the whole of which time he never uttered a word that +was incoherent or absurd, but, on the contrary, spoke so rationally +that the chaplain was compelled to believe him to be sane. Among other +things, he said the governor was against him, not to lose the presents +his relations made him for reporting him still mad but with lucid +intervals; and that the worst foe he had in his misfortune was his +large property; for in order to enjoy it his enemies disparaged and +threw doubts upon the mercy our Lord had shown him in turning him from +a brute beast into a man. In short, he spoke in such a way that he +cast suspicion on the governor, and made his relations appear covetous +and heartless, and himself so rational that the chaplain determined to +take him away with him that the Archbishop might see him, and +ascertain for himself the truth of the matter. Yielding to this +conviction, the worthy chaplain begged the governor to have the +clothes in which the licentiate had entered the house given to him. +The governor again bade him beware of what he was doing, as the +licentiate was beyond a doubt still mad; but all his cautions and +warnings were unavailing to dissuade the chaplain from taking him +away. The governor, seeing that it was the order of the Archbishop, +obeyed, and they dressed the licentiate in his own clothes, which were +new and decent. He, as soon as he saw himself clothed like one in +his senses, and divested of the appearance of a madman, entreated +the chaplain to permit him in charity to go and take leave of his +comrades the madmen. The chaplain said he would go with him to see +what madmen there were in the house; so they went upstairs, and with +them some of those who were present. Approaching a cage in which there +was a furious madman, though just at that moment calm and quiet, the +licentiate said to him, 'Brother, think if you have any commands for +me, for I am going home, as God has been pleased, in his infinite +goodness and mercy, without any merit of mine, to restore me my +reason. I am now cured and in my senses, for with God's power +nothing is impossible. Have strong hope and trust in him, for as he +has restored me to my original condition, so likewise he will +restore you if you trust in him. I will take care to send you some +good things to eat; and be sure you eat them; for I would have you +know I am convinced, as one who has gone through it, that all this +madness of ours comes of having the stomach empty and the brains +full of wind. Take courage! take courage! for despondency in +misfortune breaks down health and brings on death.'</p> + +<p>"To all these words of the licentiate another madman in a cage +opposite that of the furious one was listening; and raising himself up +from an old mat on which he lay stark naked, he asked in a loud +voice who it was that was going away cured and in his senses. The +licentiate answered, 'It is I, brother, who am going; I have now no +need to remain here any longer, for which I return infinite thanks +to Heaven that has had so great mercy upon me.'</p> + +<p>"'Mind what you are saying, licentiate; don't let the devil +deceive you,' replied the madman. 'Keep quiet, stay where you are, and +you will save yourself the trouble of coming back.'</p> + +<p>"'I know I am cured,' returned the licentiate, 'and that I shall not +have to go stations again.'</p> + +<p>"'You cured!' said the madman; 'well, we shall see; God be with you; +but I swear to you by Jupiter, whose majesty I represent on earth, +that for this crime alone, which Seville is committing to-day in +releasing you from this house, and treating you as if you were in your +senses, I shall have to inflict such a punishment on it as will be +remembered for ages and ages, amen. Dost thou not know, thou miserable +little licentiate, that I can do it, being, as I say, Jupiter the +Thunderer, who hold in my hands the fiery bolts with which I am able +and am wont to threaten and lay waste the world? But in one way only +will I punish this ignorant town, and that is by not raining upon +it, nor on any part of its district or territory, for three whole +years, to be reckoned from the day and moment when this threat is +pronounced. Thou free, thou cured, thou in thy senses! and I mad, I +disordered, I bound! I will as soon think of sending rain as of +hanging myself.</p> + +<p>"Those present stood listening to the words and exclamations of +the madman; but our licentiate, turning to the chaplain and seizing +him by the hands, said to him, 'Be not uneasy, senor; attach no +importance to what this madman has said; for if he is Jupiter and will +not send rain, I, who am Neptune, the father and god of the waters, +will rain as often as it pleases me and may be needful.'</p> + +<p>"The governor and the bystanders laughed, and at their laughter +the chaplain was half ashamed, and he replied, 'For all that, Senor +Neptune, it will not do to vex Senor Jupiter; remain where you are, +and some other day, when there is a better opportunity and more +time, we will come back for you.' So they stripped the licentiate, and +he was left where he was; and that's the end of the story."</p> + +<p>"So that's the story, master barber," said Don Quixote, "which +came in so pat to the purpose that you could not help telling it? +Master shaver, master shaver! how blind is he who cannot see through a +sieve. Is it possible that you do not know that comparisons of wit +with wit, valour with valour, beauty with beauty, birth with birth, +are always odious and unwelcome? I, master barber, am not Neptune, the +god of the waters, nor do I try to make anyone take me for an astute +man, for I am not one. My only endeavour is to convince the world of +the mistake it makes in not reviving in itself the happy time when the +order of knight-errantry was in the field. But our depraved age does +not deserve to enjoy such a blessing as those ages enjoyed when +knights-errant took upon their shoulders the defence of kingdoms, +the protection of damsels, the succour of orphans and minors, the +chastisement of the proud, and the recompense of the humble. With +the knights of these days, for the most part, it is the damask, +brocade, and rich stuffs they wear, that rustle as they go, not the +chain mail of their armour; no knight now-a-days sleeps in the open +field exposed to the inclemency of heaven, and in full panoply from +head to foot; no one now takes a nap, as they call it, without drawing +his feet out of the stirrups, and leaning upon his lance, as the +knights-errant used to do; no one now, issuing from the wood, +penetrates yonder mountains, and then treads the barren, lonely +shore of the sea—mostly a tempestuous and stormy one—and finding +on the beach a little bark without oars, sail, mast, or tackling of +any kind, in the intrepidity of his heart flings himself into it and +commits himself to the wrathful billows of the deep sea, that one +moment lift him up to heaven and the next plunge him into the +depths; and opposing his breast to the irresistible gale, finds +himself, when he least expects it, three thousand leagues and more +away from the place where he embarked; and leaping ashore in a +remote and unknown land has adventures that deserve to be written, not +on parchment, but on brass. But now sloth triumphs over energy, +indolence over exertion, vice over virtue, arrogance over courage, and +theory over practice in arms, which flourished and shone only in the +golden ages and in knights-errant. For tell me, who was more +virtuous and more valiant than the famous Amadis of Gaul? Who more +discreet than Palmerin of England? Who more gracious and easy than +Tirante el Blanco? Who more courtly than Lisuarte of Greece? Who +more slashed or slashing than Don Belianis? Who more intrepid than +Perion of Gaul? Who more ready to face danger than Felixmarte of +Hircania? Who more sincere than Esplandian? Who more impetuous than +Don Cirongilio of Thrace? Who more bold than Rodamonte? Who more +prudent than King Sobrino? Who more daring than Reinaldos? Who more +invincible than Roland? and who more gallant and courteous than +Ruggiero, from whom the dukes of Ferrara of the present day are +descended, according to Turpin in his 'Cosmography.' All these +knights, and many more that I could name, senor curate, were +knights-errant, the light and glory of chivalry. These, or such as +these, I would have to carry out my plan, and in that case his Majesty +would find himself well served and would save great expense, and the +Turk would be left tearing his beard. And so I will stay where I am, +as the chaplain does not take me away; and if Jupiter, as the barber +has told us, will not send rain, here am I, and I will rain when I +please. I say this that Master Basin may know that I understand him."</p> + +<p>"Indeed, Senor Don Quixote," said the barber, "I did not mean it +in that way, and, so help me God, my intention was good, and your +worship ought not to be vexed."</p> + +<p>"As to whether I ought to be vexed or not," returned Don Quixote, "I +myself am the best judge."</p> + +<p>Hereupon the curate observed, "I have hardly said a word as yet; and +I would gladly be relieved of a doubt, arising from what Don Quixote +has said, that worries and works my conscience."</p> + +<p>"The senor curate has leave for more than that," returned Don +Quixote, "so he may declare his doubt, for it is not pleasant to +have a doubt on one's conscience."</p> + +<p>"Well then, with that permission," said the curate, "I say my +doubt is that, all I can do, I cannot persuade myself that the whole +pack of knights-errant you, Senor Don Quixote, have mentioned, were +really and truly persons of flesh and blood, that ever lived in the +world; on the contrary, I suspect it to be all fiction, fable, and +falsehood, and dreams told by men awakened from sleep, or rather still +half asleep."</p> + +<p>"That is another mistake," replied Don Quixote, "into which many +have fallen who do not believe that there ever were such knights in +the world, and I have often, with divers people and on divers +occasions, tried to expose this almost universal error to the light of +truth. Sometimes I have not been successful in my purpose, sometimes I +have, supporting it upon the shoulders of the truth; which truth is so +clear that I can almost say I have with my own eyes seen Amadis of +Gaul, who was a man of lofty stature, fair complexion, with a handsome +though black beard, of a countenance between gentle and stern in +expression, sparing of words, slow to anger, and quick to put it +away from him; and as I have depicted Amadis, so I could, I think, +portray and describe all the knights-errant that are in all the +histories in the world; for by the perception I have that they were +what their histories describe, and by the deeds they did and the +dispositions they displayed, it is possible, with the aid of sound +philosophy, to deduce their features, complexion, and stature."</p> + +<p>"How big, in your worship's opinion, may the giant Morgante have +been, Senor Don Quixote?" asked the barber.</p> + +<p>"With regard to giants," replied Don Quixote, "opinions differ as to +whether there ever were any or not in the world; but the Holy +Scripture, which cannot err by a jot from the truth, shows us that +there were, when it gives us the history of that big Philistine, +Goliath, who was seven cubits and a half in height, which is a huge +size. Likewise, in the island of Sicily, there have been found +leg-bones and arm-bones so large that their size makes it plain that +their owners were giants, and as tall as great towers; geometry puts +this fact beyond a doubt. But, for all that, I cannot speak with +certainty as to the size of Morgante, though I suspect he cannot +have been very tall; and I am inclined to be of this opinion because I +find in the history in which his deeds are particularly mentioned, +that he frequently slept under a roof and as he found houses to +contain him, it is clear that his bulk could not have been anything +excessive."</p> + +<p>"That is true," said the curate, and yielding to the enjoyment of +hearing such nonsense, he asked him what was his notion of the +features of Reinaldos of Montalban, and Don Roland and the rest of the +Twelve Peers of France, for they were all knights-errant.</p> + +<p>"As for Reinaldos," replied Don Quixote, "I venture to say that he +was broad-faced, of ruddy complexion, with roguish and somewhat +prominent eyes, excessively punctilious and touchy, and given to the +society of thieves and scapegraces. With regard to Roland, or +Rotolando, or Orlando (for the histories call him by all these names), +I am of opinion, and hold, that he was of middle height, +broad-shouldered, rather bow-legged, swarthy-complexioned, +red-bearded, with a hairy body and a severe expression of countenance, +a man of few words, but very polite and well-bred."</p> + +<p>"If Roland was not a more graceful person than your worship has +described," said the curate, "it is no wonder that the fair Lady +Angelica rejected him and left him for the gaiety, liveliness, and +grace of that budding-bearded little Moor to whom she surrendered +herself; and she showed her sense in falling in love with the gentle +softness of Medoro rather than the roughness of Roland."</p> + +<p>"That Angelica, senor curate," returned Don Quixote, "was a giddy +damsel, flighty and somewhat wanton, and she left the world as full of +her vagaries as of the fame of her beauty. She treated with scorn a +thousand gentlemen, men of valour and wisdom, and took up with a +smooth-faced sprig of a page, without fortune or fame, except such +reputation for gratitude as the affection he bore his friend got for +him. The great poet who sang her beauty, the famous Ariosto, not +caring to sing her adventures after her contemptible surrender +(which probably were not over and above creditable), dropped her where +he says:</p> + +<p>How she received the sceptre of Cathay, + Some bard of defter quill may sing some day;</p> + +<p>and this was no doubt a kind of prophecy, for poets are also called +vates, that is to say diviners; and its truth was made plain; for +since then a famous Andalusian poet has lamented and sung her tears, +and another famous and rare poet, a Castilian, has sung her beauty."</p> + +<p>"Tell me, Senor Don Quixote," said the barber here, "among all those +who praised her, has there been no poet to write a satire on this Lady +Angelica?"</p> + +<p>"I can well believe," replied Don Quixote, "that if Sacripante or +Roland had been poets they would have given the damsel a trimming; for +it is naturally the way with poets who have been scorned and +rejected by their ladies, whether fictitious or not, in short by those +whom they select as the ladies of their thoughts, to avenge themselves +in satires and libels—a vengeance, to be sure, unworthy of generous +hearts; but up to the present I have not heard of any defamatory verse +against the Lady Angelica, who turned the world upside down."</p> + +<p>"Strange," said the curate; but at this moment they heard the +housekeeper and the niece, who had previously withdrawn from the +conversation, exclaiming aloud in the courtyard, and at the noise they +all ran out.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="p01e"></a><img alt="p01e.jpg (15K)" src="images/p01e.jpg" height="433" width="319"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch2b"></a>CHAPTER II.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHICH TREATS OF THE NOTABLE ALTERCATION WHICH SANCHO PANZA HAD +WITH DON QUIXOTE'S NIECE, AND HOUSEKEEPER, TOGETHER WITH OTHER DROLL +MATTERS +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="p02a"></a><img alt="p02a.jpg (159K)" src="images/p02a.jpg" height="429" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p02a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>The history relates that the outcry Don Quixote, the curate, and the +barber heard came from the niece and the housekeeper exclaiming to +Sancho, who was striving to force his way in to see Don Quixote +while they held the door against him, "What does the vagabond want +in this house? Be off to your own, brother, for it is you, and no +one else, that delude my master, and lead him astray, and take him +tramping about the country."</p> + +<p>To which Sancho replied, "Devil's own housekeeper! it is I who am +deluded, and led astray, and taken tramping about the country, and not +thy master! He has carried me all over the world, and you are mightily +mistaken. He enticed me away from home by a trick, promising me an +island, which I am still waiting for."</p> + +<p>"May evil islands choke thee, thou detestable Sancho," said the +niece; "What are islands? Is it something to eat, glutton and +gormandiser that thou art?"</p> + +<p>"It is not something to eat," replied Sancho, "but something to +govern and rule, and better than four cities or four judgeships at +court."</p> + +<p>"For all that," said the housekeeper, "you don't enter here, you bag +of mischief and sack of knavery; go govern your house and dig your +seed-patch, and give over looking for islands or shylands."</p> + +<p>The curate and the barber listened with great amusement to the words +of the three; but Don Quixote, uneasy lest Sancho should blab and +blurt out a whole heap of mischievous stupidities, and touch upon +points that might not be altogether to his credit, called to him and +made the other two hold their tongues and let him come in. Sancho +entered, and the curate and the barber took their leave of Don +Quixote, of whose recovery they despaired when they saw how wedded +he was to his crazy ideas, and how saturated with the nonsense of +his unlucky chivalry; and said the curate to the barber, "You will +see, gossip, that when we are least thinking of it, our gentleman will +be off once more for another flight."</p> + +<p>"I have no doubt of it," returned the barber; "but I do not wonder +so much at the madness of the knight as at the simplicity of the +squire, who has such a firm belief in all that about the island, +that I suppose all the exposures that could be imagined would not +get it out of his head."</p> + +<p>"God help them," said the curate; "and let us be on the look-out +to see what comes of all these absurdities of the knight and squire, +for it seems as if they had both been cast in the same mould, and +the madness of the master without the simplicity of the man would +not be worth a farthing."</p> + +<p>"That is true," said the barber, "and I should like very much to +know what the pair are talking about at this moment."</p> + +<p>"I promise you," said the curate, "the niece or the housekeeper will +tell us by-and-by, for they are not the ones to forget to listen."</p> + +<p>Meanwhile Don Quixote shut himself up in his room with Sancho, and +when they were alone he said to him, "It grieves me greatly, Sancho, +that thou shouldst have said, and sayest, that I took thee out of +thy cottage, when thou knowest I did not remain in my house. We +sallied forth together, we took the road together, we wandered +abroad together; we have had the same fortune and the same luck; if +they blanketed thee once, they belaboured me a hundred times, and that +is the only advantage I have of thee."</p> + +<p>"That was only reasonable," replied Sancho, "for, by what your +worship says, misfortunes belong more properly to knights-errant +than to their squires."</p> + +<p>"Thou art mistaken, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "according to the +maxim quando caput dolet, etc."</p> + +<p>"I don't understand any language but my own," said Sancho.</p> + +<p>"I mean to say," said Don Quixote, "that when the head suffers all +the members suffer; and so, being thy lord and master, I am thy +head, and thou a part of me as thou art my servant; and therefore +any evil that affects or shall affect me should give thee pain, and +what affects thee give pain to me."</p> + +<p>"It should be so," said Sancho; "but when I was blanketed as a +member, my head was on the other side of the wall, looking on while +I was flying through the air, and did not feel any pain whatever; +and if the members are obliged to feel the suffering of the head, it +should be obliged to feel their sufferings."</p> + +<p>"Dost thou mean to say now, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "that I did +not feel when they were blanketing thee? If thou dost, thou must not +say so or think so, for I felt more pain then in spirit than thou +didst in body. But let us put that aside for the present, for we shall +have opportunities enough for considering and settling the point; tell +me, Sancho my friend, what do they say about me in the village here? +What do the common people think of me? What do the hidalgos? What do +the caballeros? What do they say of my valour; of my achievements; +of my courtesy? How do they treat the task I have undertaken in +reviving and restoring to the world the now forgotten order of +chivalry? In short, Sancho, I would have thee tell me all that has +come to thine ears on this subject; and thou art to tell me, without +adding anything to the good or taking away anything from the bad; +for it is the duty of loyal vassals to tell the truth to their lords +just as it is and in its proper shape, not allowing flattery to add to +it or any idle deference to lessen it. And I would have thee know, +Sancho, that if the naked truth, undisguised by flattery, came to +the ears of princes, times would be different, and other ages would be +reckoned iron ages more than ours, which I hold to be the golden of +these latter days. Profit by this advice, Sancho, and report to me +clearly and faithfully the truth of what thou knowest touching what +I have demanded of thee."</p> + +<p>"That I will do with all my heart, master," replied Sancho, +"provided your worship will not be vexed at what I say, as you wish me +to say it out in all its nakedness, without putting any more clothes +on it than it came to my knowledge in."</p> + +<p>"I will not be vexed at all," returned Don Quixote; "thou mayest +speak freely, Sancho, and without any beating about the bush."</p> + +<p>"Well then," said he, "first of all, I have to tell you that the +common people consider your worship a mighty great madman, and me no +less a fool. The hidalgos say that, not keeping within the bounds of +your quality of gentleman, you have assumed the 'Don,' and made a +knight of yourself at a jump, with four vine-stocks and a couple of +acres of land, and never a shirt to your back. The caballeros say they +do not want to have hidalgos setting up in opposition to them, +particularly squire hidalgos who polish their own shoes and darn their +black stockings with green silk."</p> + +<p>"That," said Don Quixote, "does not apply to me, for I always go +well dressed and never patched; ragged I may be, but ragged more +from the wear and tear of arms than of time."</p> + +<p>"As to your worship's valour, courtesy, accomplishments, and task, +there is a variety of opinions. Some say, 'mad but droll;' others, +'valiant but unlucky;' others, 'courteous but meddling,' and then they +go into such a number of things that they don't leave a whole bone +either in your worship or in myself."</p> + +<p>"Recollect, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "that wherever virtue +exists in an eminent degree it is persecuted. Few or none of the +famous men that have lived escaped being calumniated by malice. Julius +Caesar, the boldest, wisest, and bravest of captains, was charged with +being ambitious, and not particularly cleanly in his dress, or pure in +his morals. Of Alexander, whose deeds won him the name of Great, +they say that he was somewhat of a drunkard. Of Hercules, him of the +many labours, it is said that he was lewd and luxurious. Of Don +Galaor, the brother of Amadis of Gaul, it was whispered that he was +over quarrelsome, and of his brother that he was lachrymose. So +that, O Sancho, amongst all these calumnies against good men, mine may +be let pass, since they are no more than thou hast said."</p> + +<p>"That's just where it is, body of my father!"</p> + +<p>"Is there more, then?" asked Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"There's the tail to be skinned yet," said Sancho; "all so far is +cakes and fancy bread; but if your worship wants to know all about the +calumnies they bring against you, I will fetch you one this instant +who can tell you the whole of them without missing an atom; for last +night the son of Bartholomew Carrasco, who has been studying at +Salamanca, came home after having been made a bachelor, and when I +went to welcome him, he told me that your worship's history is already +abroad in books, with the title of THE INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN DON QUIXOTE +OF LA MANCHA; and he says they mention me in it by my own name of +Sancho Panza, and the lady Dulcinea del Toboso too, and divers +things that happened to us when we were alone; so that I crossed +myself in my wonder how the historian who wrote them down could have +known them."</p> + +<p>"I promise thee, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "the author of our +history will be some sage enchanter; for to such nothing that they +choose to write about is hidden."</p> + +<p>"What!" said Sancho, "a sage and an enchanter! Why, the bachelor +Samson Carrasco (that is the name of him I spoke of) says the author +of the history is called Cide Hamete Berengena."</p> + +<p>"That is a Moorish name," said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"May be so," replied Sancho; "for I have heard say that the Moors +are mostly great lovers of berengenas."</p> + +<p>"Thou must have mistaken the surname of this 'Cide'—which means +in Arabic 'Lord'—Sancho," observed Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"Very likely," replied Sancho, "but if your worship wishes me to +fetch the bachelor I will go for him in a twinkling."</p> + +<p>"Thou wilt do me a great pleasure, my friend," said Don Quixote, +"for what thou hast told me has amazed me, and I shall not eat a +morsel that will agree with me until I have heard all about it."</p> + +<p>"Then I am off for him," said Sancho; and leaving his master he went +in quest of the bachelor, with whom he returned in a short time, +and, all three together, they had a very droll colloquy.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="p02e"></a><img alt="p02e.jpg (23K)" src="images/p02e.jpg" height="471" width="397"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> +<br><br> + +<center><h2><a name="ch3b"></a>CHAPTER III.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF THE LAUGHABLE CONVERSATION THAT PASSED BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE, +SANCHO PANZA, AND THE BACHELOR SAMSON CARRASCO +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="p03a"></a><img alt="p03a.jpg (131K)" src="images/p03a.jpg" height="445" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p03a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Don Quixote remained very deep in thought, waiting for the +bachelor Carrasco, from whom he was to hear how he himself had been +put into a book as Sancho said; and he could not persuade himself that +any such history could be in existence, for the blood of the enemies +he had slain was not yet dry on the blade of his sword, and now they +wanted to make out that his mighty achievements were going about in +print. For all that, he fancied some sage, either a friend or an +enemy, might, by the aid of magic, have given them to the press; if +a friend, in order to magnify and exalt them above the most famous +ever achieved by any knight-errant; if an enemy, to bring them to +naught and degrade them below the meanest ever recorded of any low +squire, though as he said to himself, the achievements of squires +never were recorded. If, however, it were the fact that such a history +were in existence, it must necessarily, being the story of a +knight-errant, be grandiloquent, lofty, imposing, grand and true. With +this he comforted himself somewhat, though it made him uncomfortable +to think that the author was a Moor, judging by the title of "Cide;" +and that no truth was to be looked for from Moors, as they are all +impostors, cheats, and schemers. He was afraid he might have dealt +with his love affairs in some indecorous fashion, that might tend to +the discredit and prejudice of the purity of his lady Dulcinea del +Toboso; he would have had him set forth the fidelity and respect he +had always observed towards her, spurning queens, empresses, and +damsels of all sorts, and keeping in check the impetuosity of his +natural impulses. Absorbed and wrapped up in these and divers other +cogitations, he was found by Sancho and Carrasco, whom Don Quixote +received with great courtesy.</p> + +<p>The bachelor, though he was called Samson, was of no great bodily +size, but he was a very great wag; he was of a sallow complexion, +but very sharp-witted, somewhere about four-and-twenty years of age, +with a round face, a flat nose, and a large mouth, all indications +of a mischievous disposition and a love of fun and jokes; and of +this he gave a sample as soon as he saw Don Quixote, by falling on his +knees before him and saying, "Let me kiss your mightiness's hand, +Senor Don Quixote of La Mancha, for, by the habit of St. Peter that +I wear, though I have no more than the first four orders, your worship +is one of the most famous knights-errant that have ever been, or +will be, all the world over. A blessing on Cide Hamete Benengeli, +who has written the history of your great deeds, and a double blessing +on that connoisseur who took the trouble of having it translated out +of the Arabic into our Castilian vulgar tongue for the universal +entertainment of the people!"</p> + +<p>Don Quixote made him rise, and said, "So, then, it is true that +there is a history of me, and that it was a Moor and a sage who +wrote it?"</p> + +<p>"So true is it, senor," said Samson, "that my belief is there are +more than twelve thousand volumes of the said history in print this +very day. Only ask Portugal, Barcelona, and Valencia, where they +have been printed, and moreover there is a report that it is being +printed at Antwerp, and I am persuaded there will not be a country +or language in which there will not be a translation of it."</p> + +<p>"One of the things," here observed Don Quixote, "that ought to +give most pleasure to a virtuous and eminent man is to find himself in +his lifetime in print and in type, familiar in people's mouths with +a good name; I say with a good name, for if it be the opposite, then +there is no death to be compared to it."</p> + +<p>"If it goes by good name and fame," said the bachelor, "your worship +alone bears away the palm from all the knights-errant; for the Moor in +his own language, and the Christian in his, have taken care to set +before us your gallantry, your high courage in encountering dangers, +your fortitude in adversity, your patience under misfortunes as well +as wounds, the purity and continence of the platonic loves of your +worship and my lady Dona Dulcinea del Toboso-"</p> + +<p>"I never heard my lady Dulcinea called Dona," observed Sancho +here; "nothing more than the lady Dulcinea del Toboso; so here already +the history is wrong."</p> + +<p>"That is not an objection of any importance," replied Carrasco.</p> + +<p>"Certainly not," said Don Quixote; "but tell me, senor bachelor, +what deeds of mine are they that are made most of in this history?"</p> + +<p>"On that point," replied the bachelor, "opinions differ, as tastes +do; some swear by the adventure of the windmills that your worship +took to be Briareuses and giants; others by that of the fulling mills; +one cries up the description of the two armies that afterwards took +the appearance of two droves of sheep; another that of the dead body +on its way to be buried at Segovia; a third says the liberation of the +galley slaves is the best of all, and a fourth that nothing comes up +to the affair with the Benedictine giants, and the battle with the +valiant Biscayan."</p> + +<p>"Tell me, senor bachelor," said Sancho at this point, "does the +adventure with the Yanguesans come in, when our good Rocinante went +hankering after dainties?"</p> + +<p>"The sage has left nothing in the ink-bottle," replied Samson; "he +tells all and sets down everything, even to the capers that worthy +Sancho cut in the blanket."</p> + +<p>"I cut no capers in the blanket," returned Sancho; "in the air I +did, and more of them than I liked."</p> + +<p>"There is no human history in the world, I suppose," said Don +Quixote, "that has not its ups and downs, but more than others such as +deal with chivalry, for they can never be entirely made up of +prosperous adventures."</p> + +<p>"For all that," replied the bachelor, "there are those who have read +the history who say they would have been glad if the author had left +out some of the countless cudgellings that were inflicted on Senor Don +Quixote in various encounters."</p> + +<p>"That's where the truth of the history comes in," said Sancho.</p> + +<p>"At the same time they might fairly have passed them over in +silence," observed Don Quixote; "for there is no need of recording +events which do not change or affect the truth of a history, if they +tend to bring the hero of it into contempt. AEneas was not in truth +and earnest so pious as Virgil represents him, nor Ulysses so wise +as Homer describes him."</p> + +<p>"That is true," said Samson; "but it is one thing to write as a +poet, another to write as a historian; the poet may describe or sing +things, not as they were, but as they ought to have been; but the +historian has to write them down, not as they ought to have been, +but as they were, without adding anything to the truth or taking +anything from it."</p> + +<p>"Well then," said Sancho, "if this senor Moor goes in for telling +the truth, no doubt among my master's drubbings mine are to be +found; for they never took the measure of his worship's shoulders +without doing the same for my whole body; but I have no right to +wonder at that, for, as my master himself says, the members must share +the pain of the head."</p> + +<p>"You are a sly dog, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "i' faith, you have +no want of memory when you choose to remember."</p> + +<p>"If I were to try to forget the thwacks they gave me," said +Sancho, "my weals would not let me, for they are still fresh on my +ribs."</p> + +<p>"Hush, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "and don't interrupt the bachelor, +whom I entreat to go on and tell all that is said about me in this +history."</p> + +<p>"And about me," said Sancho, "for they say, too, that I am one of +the principal presonages in it."</p> + +<p>"Personages, not presonages, friend Sancho," said Samson.</p> + +<p>"What! Another word-catcher!" said Sancho; "if that's to be the +way we shall not make an end in a lifetime."</p> + +<p>"May God shorten mine, Sancho," returned the bachelor, "if you are +not the second person in the history, and there are even some who +would rather hear you talk than the cleverest in the whole book; +though there are some, too, who say you showed yourself over-credulous +in believing there was any possibility in the government of that +island offered you by Senor Don Quixote."</p> + +<p>"There is still sunshine on the wall," said Don Quixote; "and when +Sancho is somewhat more advanced in life, with the experience that +years bring, he will be fitter and better qualified for being a +governor than he is at present."</p> + +<p>"By God, master," said Sancho, "the island that I cannot govern with +the years I have, I'll not be able to govern with the years of +Methuselah; the difficulty is that the said island keeps its +distance somewhere, I know not where; and not that there is any want +of head in me to govern it."</p> + +<p>"Leave it to God, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "for all will be and +perhaps better than you think; no leaf on the tree stirs but by +God's will."</p> + +<p>"That is true," said Samson; "and if it be God's will, there will +not be any want of a thousand islands, much less one, for Sancho to +govern."</p> + +<p>"I have seen governors in these parts," said Sancho, "that are not +to be compared to my shoe-sole; and for all that they are called 'your +lordship' and served on silver."</p> + +<p>"Those are not governors of islands," observed Samson, "but of other +governments of an easier kind: those that govern islands must at least +know grammar."</p> + +<p>"I could manage the gram well enough," said Sancho; "but for the mar +I have neither leaning nor liking, for I don't know what it is; but +leaving this matter of the government in God's hands, to send me +wherever it may be most to his service, I may tell you, senor bachelor +Samson Carrasco, it has pleased me beyond measure that the author of +this history should have spoken of me in such a way that what is +said of me gives no offence; for, on the faith of a true squire, if he +had said anything about me that was at all unbecoming an old +Christian, such as I am, the deaf would have heard of it."</p> + +<p>"That would be working miracles," said Samson.</p> + +<p>"Miracles or no miracles," said Sancho, "let everyone mind how he +speaks or writes about people, and not set down at random the first +thing that comes into his head."</p> + +<p>"One of the faults they find with this history," said the +bachelor, "is that its author inserted in it a novel called 'The +Ill-advised Curiosity;' not that it is bad or ill-told, but that it is +out of place and has nothing to do with the history of his worship +Senor Don Quixote."</p> + +<p>"I will bet the son of a dog has mixed the cabbages and the +baskets," said Sancho.</p> + +<p>"Then, I say," said Don Quixote, "the author of my history was no +sage, but some ignorant chatterer, who, in a haphazard and heedless +way, set about writing it, let it turn out as it might, just as +Orbaneja, the painter of Ubeda, used to do, who, when they asked him +what he was painting, answered, 'What it may turn out.' Sometimes he +would paint a cock in such a fashion, and so unlike, that he had to +write alongside of it in Gothic letters, 'This is a cock; and so it +will be with my history, which will require a commentary to make it +intelligible."</p> + +<p>"No fear of that," returned Samson, "for it is so plain that there +is nothing in it to puzzle over; the children turn its leaves, the +young people read it, the grown men understand it, the old folk praise +it; in a word, it is so thumbed, and read, and got by heart by +people of all sorts, that the instant they see any lean hack, they +say, 'There goes Rocinante.' And those that are most given to +reading it are the pages, for there is not a lord's ante-chamber where +there is not a 'Don Quixote' to be found; one takes it up if another +lays it down; this one pounces upon it, and that begs for it. In +short, the said history is the most delightful and least injurious +entertainment that has been hitherto seen, for there is not to be +found in the whole of it even the semblance of an immodest word, or +a thought that is other than Catholic."</p> + +<p>"To write in any other way," said Don Quixote, "would not be to +write truth, but falsehood, and historians who have recourse to +falsehood ought to be burned, like those who coin false money; and I +know not what could have led the author to have recourse to novels and +irrelevant stories, when he had so much to write about in mine; no +doubt he must have gone by the proverb 'with straw or with hay, +etc,' for by merely setting forth my thoughts, my sighs, my tears, +my lofty purposes, my enterprises, he might have made a volume as +large, or larger than all the works of El Tostado would make up. In +fact, the conclusion I arrive at, senor bachelor, is, that to write +histories, or books of any kind, there is need of great judgment and a +ripe understanding. To give expression to humour, and write in a +strain of graceful pleasantry, is the gift of great geniuses. The +cleverest character in comedy is the clown, for he who would make +people take him for a fool, must not be one. History is in a measure a +sacred thing, for it should be true, and where the truth is, there God +is; but notwithstanding this, there are some who write and fling books +broadcast on the world as if they were fritters."</p> + +<p>"There is no book so bad but it has something good in it," said +the bachelor.</p> + +<p>"No doubt of that," replied Don Quixote; "but it often happens +that those who have acquired and attained a well-deserved reputation +by their writings, lose it entirely, or damage it in some degree, when +they give them to the press."</p> + +<p>"The reason of that," said Samson, "is, that as printed works are +examined leisurely, their faults are easily seen; and the greater +the fame of the writer, the more closely are they scrutinised. Men +famous for their genius, great poets, illustrious historians, are +always, or most commonly, envied by those who take a particular +delight and pleasure in criticising the writings of others, without +having produced any of their own."</p> + +<p>"That is no wonder," said Don Quixote; "for there are many divines +who are no good for the pulpit, but excellent in detecting the defects +or excesses of those who preach."</p> + +<p>"All that is true, Senor Don Quixote," said Carrasco; "but I wish +such fault-finders were more lenient and less exacting, and did not +pay so much attention to the spots on the bright sun of the work +they grumble at; for if aliquando bonus dormitat Homerus, they +should remember how long he remained awake to shed the light of his +work with as little shade as possible; and perhaps it may be that what +they find fault with may be moles, that sometimes heighten the +beauty of the face that bears them; and so I say very great is the +risk to which he who prints a book exposes himself, for of all +impossibilities the greatest is to write one that will satisfy and +please all readers."</p> + +<p>"That which treats of me must have pleased few," said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"Quite the contrary," said the bachelor; "for, as stultorum +infinitum est numerus, innumerable are those who have relished the +said history; but some have brought a charge against the author's +memory, inasmuch as he forgot to say who the thief was who stole +Sancho's Dapple; for it is not stated there, but only to be inferred +from what is set down, that he was stolen, and a little farther on +we see Sancho mounted on the same ass, without any reappearance of it. +They say, too, that he forgot to state what Sancho did with those +hundred crowns that he found in the valise in the Sierra Morena, as he +never alludes to them again, and there are many who would be glad to +know what he did with them, or what he spent them on, for it is one of +the serious omissions of the work."</p> + +<p>"Senor Samson, I am not in a humour now for going into accounts or +explanations," said Sancho; "for there's a sinking of the stomach come +over me, and unless I doctor it with a couple of sups of the old stuff +it will put me on the thorn of Santa Lucia. I have it at home, and +my old woman is waiting for me; after dinner I'll come back, and +will answer you and all the world every question you may choose to +ask, as well about the loss of the ass as about the spending of the +hundred crowns;" and without another word or waiting for a reply he +made off home.</p> + +<p>Don Quixote begged and entreated the bachelor to stay and do penance +with him. The bachelor accepted the invitation and remained, a +couple of young pigeons were added to the ordinary fare, at dinner +they talked chivalry, Carrasco fell in with his host's humour, the +banquet came to an end, they took their afternoon sleep, Sancho +returned, and their conversation was resumed.</p> +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="p03e"></a><img alt="p03e.jpg (49K)" src="images/p03e.jpg" height="491" width="637"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch4b"></a>CHAPTER IV.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>IN WHICH SANCHO PANZA GIVES A SATISFACTORY REPLY TO THE DOUBTS AND +QUESTIONS OF THE BACHELOR SAMSON CARRASCO, TOGETHER WITH OTHER MATTERS +WORTH KNOWING AND TELLING +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> +<center><a name="p04a"></a><img alt="p04a.jpg (143K)" src="images/p04a.jpg" height="412" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p04a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Sancho came back to Don Quixote's house, and returning to the late +subject of conversation, he said, "As to what Senor Samson said, +that he would like to know by whom, or how, or when my ass was stolen, +I say in reply that the same night we went into the Sierra Morena, +flying from the Holy Brotherhood after that unlucky adventure of the +galley slaves, and the other of the corpse that was going to +Segovia, my master and I ensconced ourselves in a thicket, and +there, my master leaning on his lance, and I seated on my Dapple, +battered and weary with the late frays we fell asleep as if it had +been on four feather mattresses; and I in particular slept so sound, +that, whoever he was, he was able to come and prop me up on four +stakes, which he put under the four corners of the pack-saddle in such +a way that he left me mounted on it, and took away Dapple from under +me without my feeling it."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="p04b"></a><img alt="p04b.jpg (270K)" src="images/p04b.jpg" height="820" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p04b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"That is an easy matter," said Don Quixote, "and it is no new +occurrence, for the same thing happened to Sacripante at the siege +of Albracca; the famous thief, Brunello, by the same contrivance, took +his horse from between his legs."</p> + +<p>"Day came," continued Sancho, "and the moment I stirred the stakes +gave way and I fell to the ground with a mighty come down; I looked +about for the ass, but could not see him; the tears rushed to my +eyes and I raised such a lamentation that, if the author of our +history has not put it in, he may depend upon it he has left out a +good thing. Some days after, I know not how many, travelling with +her ladyship the Princess Micomicona, I saw my ass, and mounted upon +him, in the dress of a gipsy, was that Gines de Pasamonte, the great +rogue and rascal that my master and I freed from the chain."</p> + +<p>"That is not where the mistake is," replied Samson; "it is, that +before the ass has turned up, the author speaks of Sancho as being +mounted on it."</p> + +<p>"I don't know what to say to that," said Sancho, "unless that the +historian made a mistake, or perhaps it might be a blunder of the +printer's."</p> + +<p>"No doubt that's it," said Samson; "but what became of the hundred +crowns? Did they vanish?"</p> + +<p>To which Sancho answered, "I spent them for my own good, and my +wife's, and my children's, and it is they that have made my wife +bear so patiently all my wanderings on highways and byways, in the +service of my master, Don Quixote; for if after all this time I had +come back to the house without a rap and without the ass, it would +have been a poor look-out for me; and if anyone wants to know anything +more about me, here I am, ready to answer the king himself in +person; and it is no affair of anyone's whether I took or did not +take, whether I spent or did not spend; for the whacks that were given +me in these journeys were to be paid for in money, even if they were +valued at no more than four maravedis apiece, another hundred crowns +would not pay me for half of them. Let each look to himself and not +try to make out white black, and black white; for each of us is as God +made him, aye, and often worse."</p> + +<p>"I will take care," said Carrasco, "to impress upon the author of +the history that, if he prints it again, he must not forget what +worthy Sancho has said, for it will raise it a good span higher."</p> + +<p>"Is there anything else to correct in the history, senor +bachelor?" asked Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"No doubt there is," replied he; "but not anything that will be of +the same importance as those I have mentioned."</p> + +<p>"Does the author promise a second part at all?" said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"He does promise one," replied Samson; "but he says he has not found +it, nor does he know who has got it; and we cannot say whether it will +appear or not; and so, on that head, as some say that no second part +has ever been good, and others that enough has been already written +about Don Quixote, it is thought there will be no second part; +though some, who are jovial rather than saturnine, say, 'Let us have +more Quixotades, let Don Quixote charge and Sancho chatter, and no +matter what it may turn out, we shall be satisfied with that.'"</p> + +<p>"And what does the author mean to do?" said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"What?" replied Samson; "why, as soon as he has found the history +which he is now searching for with extraordinary diligence, he will at +once give it to the press, moved more by the profit that may accrue to +him from doing so than by any thought of praise."</p> + +<p>Whereat Sancho observed, "The author looks for money and profit, +does he? It will be a wonder if he succeeds, for it will be only +hurry, hurry, with him, like the tailor on Easter Eve; and works +done in a hurry are never finished as perfectly as they ought to be. +Let master Moor, or whatever he is, pay attention to what he is doing, +and I and my master will give him as much grouting ready to his +hand, in the way of adventures and accidents of all sorts, as would +make up not only one second part, but a hundred. The good man fancies, +no doubt, that we are fast asleep in the straw here, but let him +hold up our feet to be shod and he will see which foot it is we go +lame on. All I say is, that if my master would take my advice, we +would be now afield, redressing outrages and righting wrongs, as is +the use and custom of good knights-errant."</p> + +<p>Sancho had hardly uttered these words when the neighing of Rocinante +fell upon their ears, which neighing Don Quixote accepted as a happy +omen, and he resolved to make another sally in three or four days from +that time. Announcing his intention to the bachelor, he asked his +advice as to the quarter in which he ought to commence his expedition, +and the bachelor replied that in his opinion he ought to go to the +kingdom of Aragon, and the city of Saragossa, where there were to be +certain solemn joustings at the festival of St. George, at which he +might win renown above all the knights of Aragon, which would be +winning it above all the knights of the world. He commended his very +praiseworthy and gallant resolution, but admonished him to proceed +with greater caution in encountering dangers, because his life did not +belong to him, but to all those who had need of him to protect and aid +them in their misfortunes.</p> + +<p>"There's where it is, what I abominate, Senor Samson," said Sancho +here; "my master will attack a hundred armed men as a greedy boy would +half a dozen melons. Body of the world, senor bachelor! there is a +time to attack and a time to retreat, and it is not to be always +'Santiago, and close Spain!' Moreover, I have heard it said (and I +think by my master himself, if I remember rightly) that the mean of +valour lies between the extremes of cowardice and rashness; and if +that be so, I don't want him to fly without having good reason, or +to attack when the odds make it better not. But, above all things, I +warn my master that if he is to take me with him it must be on the +condition that he is to do all the fighting, and that I am not to be +called upon to do anything except what concerns keeping him clean +and comfortable; in this I will dance attendance on him readily; but +to expect me to draw sword, even against rascally churls of the +hatchet and hood, is idle. I don't set up to be a fighting man, +Senor Samson, but only the best and most loyal squire that ever served +knight-errant; and if my master Don Quixote, in consideration of my +many faithful services, is pleased to give me some island of the +many his worship says one may stumble on in these parts, I will take +it as a great favour; and if he does not give it to me, I was born +like everyone else, and a man must not live in dependence on anyone +except God; and what is more, my bread will taste as well, and perhaps +even better, without a government than if I were a governor; and how +do I know but that in these governments the devil may have prepared +some trip for me, to make me lose my footing and fall and knock my +grinders out? Sancho I was born and Sancho I mean to die. But for +all that, if heaven were to make me a fair offer of an island or +something else of the kind, without much trouble and without much +risk, I am not such a fool as to refuse it; for they say, too, 'when +they offer thee a heifer, run with a halter; and 'when good luck comes +to thee, take it in.'"</p> + +<p>"Brother Sancho," said Carrasco, "you have spoken like a +professor; but, for all that, put your trust in God and in Senor Don +Quixote, for he will give you a kingdom, not to say an island."</p> + +<p>"It is all the same, be it more or be it less," replied Sancho; +"though I can tell Senor Carrasco that my master would not throw the +kingdom he might give me into a sack all in holes; for I have felt +my own pulse and I find myself sound enough to rule kingdoms and +govern islands; and I have before now told my master as much."</p> + +<p>"Take care, Sancho," said Samson; "honours change manners, and +perhaps when you find yourself a governor you won't know the mother +that bore you."</p> + +<p>"That may hold good of those that are born in the ditches," said +Sancho, "not of those who have the fat of an old Christian four +fingers deep on their souls, as I have. Nay, only look at my +disposition, is that likely to show ingratitude to anyone?"</p> + +<p>"God grant it," said Don Quixote; "we shall see when the +government comes; and I seem to see it already."</p> + +<p>He then begged the bachelor, if he were a poet, to do him the favour +of composing some verses for him conveying the farewell he meant to +take of his lady Dulcinea del Toboso, and to see that a letter of +her name was placed at the beginning of each line, so that, at the end +of the verses, "Dulcinea del Toboso" might be read by putting together +the first letters. The bachelor replied that although he was not one +of the famous poets of Spain, who were, they said, only three and a +half, he would not fail to compose the required verses; though he +saw a great difficulty in the task, as the letters which made up the +name were seventeen; so, if he made four ballad stanzas of four +lines each, there would be a letter over, and if he made them of five, +what they called decimas or redondillas, there were three letters +short; nevertheless he would try to drop a letter as well as he could, +so that the name "Dulcinea del Toboso" might be got into four ballad +stanzas.</p> + +<p>"It must be, by some means or other," said Don Quixote, "for +unless the name stands there plain and manifest, no woman would +believe the verses were made for her."</p> + +<p>They agreed upon this, and that the departure should take place in +three days from that time. Don Quixote charged the bachelor to keep it +a secret, especially from the curate and Master Nicholas, and from his +niece and the housekeeper, lest they should prevent the execution of +his praiseworthy and valiant purpose. Carrasco promised all, and +then took his leave, charging Don Quixote to inform him of his good or +evil fortunes whenever he had an opportunity; and thus they bade +each other farewell, and Sancho went away to make the necessary +preparations for their expedition.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="p04e"></a><img alt="p04e.jpg (55K)" src="images/p04e.jpg" height="733" width="501"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch5b"></a>CHAPTER V.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF THE SHREWD AND DROLL CONVERSATION THAT PASSED BETWEEN SANCHO +PANZA AND HIS WIFE TERESA PANZA, AND OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF BEING +DULY RECORDED +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="p05a"></a><img alt="p05a.jpg (129K)" src="images/p05a.jpg" height="453" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p05a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>The translator of this history, when he comes to write this fifth +chapter, says that he considers it apocryphal, because in it Sancho +Panza speaks in a style unlike that which might have been expected +from his limited intelligence, and says things so subtle that he +does not think it possible he could have conceived them; however, +desirous of doing what his task imposed upon him, he was unwilling +to leave it untranslated, and therefore he went on to say:</p> + +<p>Sancho came home in such glee and spirits that his wife noticed +his happiness a bowshot off, so much so that it made her ask him, +"What have you got, Sancho friend, that you are so glad?"</p> + +<p>To which he replied, "Wife, if it were God's will, I should be +very glad not to be so well pleased as I show myself."</p> + +<p>"I don't understand you, husband," said she, "and I don't know +what you mean by saying you would be glad, if it were God's will, +not to be well pleased; for, fool as I am, I don't know how one can +find pleasure in not having it."</p> + +<p>"Hark ye, Teresa," replied Sancho, "I am glad because I have made up +my mind to go back to the service of my master Don Quixote, who +means to go out a third time to seek for adventures; and I am going +with him again, for my necessities will have it so, and also the +hope that cheers me with the thought that I may find another hundred +crowns like those we have spent; though it makes me sad to have to +leave thee and the children; and if God would be pleased to let me +have my daily bread, dry-shod and at home, without taking me out +into the byways and cross-roads—and he could do it at small cost by +merely willing it—it is clear my happiness would be more solid and +lasting, for the happiness I have is mingled with sorrow at leaving +thee; so that I was right in saying I would be glad, if it were +God's will, not to be well pleased."</p> + +<p>"Look here, Sancho," said Teresa; "ever since you joined on to a +knight-errant you talk in such a roundabout way that there is no +understanding you."</p> + +<p>"It is enough that God understands me, wife," replied Sancho; "for +he is the understander of all things; that will do; but mind, +sister, you must look to Dapple carefully for the next three days, +so that he may be fit to take arms; double his feed, and see to the +pack-saddle and other harness, for it is not to a wedding we are +bound, but to go round the world, and play at give and take with +giants and dragons and monsters, and hear hissings and roarings and +bellowings and howlings; and even all this would be lavender, if we +had not to reckon with Yanguesans and enchanted Moors."</p> + +<p>"I know well enough, husband," said Teresa, "that squires-errant +don't eat their bread for nothing, and so I will be always praying +to our Lord to deliver you speedily from all that hard fortune."</p> + +<p>"I can tell you, wife," said Sancho, "if I did not expect to see +myself governor of an island before long, I would drop down dead on +the spot."</p> + +<p>"Nay, then, husband," said Teresa; "let the hen live, though it be +with her pip, live, and let the devil take all the governments in +the world; you came out of your mother's womb without a government, +you have lived until now without a government, and when it is God's +will you will go, or be carried, to your grave without a government. +How many there are in the world who live without a government, and +continue to live all the same, and are reckoned in the number of the +people. The best sauce in the world is hunger, and as the poor are +never without that, they always eat with a relish. But mind, Sancho, +if by good luck you should find yourself with some government, don't +forget me and your children. Remember that Sanchico is now full +fifteen, and it is right he should go to school, if his uncle the +abbot has a mind to have him trained for the Church. Consider, too, +that your daughter Mari-Sancha will not die of grief if we marry +her; for I have my suspicions that she is as eager to get a husband as +you to get a government; and, after all, a daughter looks better ill +married than well whored."</p> + +<p>"By my faith," replied Sancho, "if God brings me to get any sort +of a government, I intend, wife, to make such a high match for +Mari-Sancha that there will be no approaching her without calling +her 'my lady."</p> + +<p>"Nay, Sancho," returned Teresa; "marry her to her equal, that is the +safest plan; for if you put her out of wooden clogs into high-heeled +shoes, out of her grey flannel petticoat into hoops and silk gowns, +out of the plain 'Marica' and 'thou,' into 'Dona So-and-so' and 'my +lady,' the girl won't know where she is, and at every turn she will +fall into a thousand blunders that will show the thread of her +coarse homespun stuff."</p> + +<p>"Tut, you fool," said Sancho; "it will be only to practise it for +two or three years; and then dignity and decorum will fit her as +easily as a glove; and if not, what matter? Let her he 'my lady,' +and never mind what happens."</p> + +<p>"Keep to your own station, Sancho," replied Teresa; "don't try to +raise yourself higher, and bear in mind the proverb that says, 'wipe +the nose of your neigbbour's son, and take him into your house.' A +fine thing it would be, indeed, to marry our Maria to some great count +or grand gentleman, who, when the humour took him, would abuse her and +call her clown-bred and clodhopper's daughter and spinning wench. I +have not been bringing up my daughter for that all this time, I can +tell you, husband. Do you bring home money, Sancho, and leave marrying +her to my care; there is Lope Tocho, Juan Tocho's son, a stout, sturdy +young fellow that we know, and I can see he does not look sour at +the girl; and with him, one of our own sort, she will be well married, +and we shall have her always under our eyes, and be all one family, +parents and children, grandchildren and sons-in-law, and the peace and +blessing of God will dwell among us; so don't you go marrying her in +those courts and grand palaces where they won't know what to make of +her, or she what to make of herself."</p> + +<p>"Why, you idiot and wife for Barabbas," said Sancho, "what do you +mean by trying, without why or wherefore, to keep me from marrying +my daughter to one who will give me grandchildren that will be +called 'your lordship'? Look ye, Teresa, I have always heard my elders +say that he who does not know how to take advantage of luck when it +comes to him, has no right to complain if it gives him the go-by; +and now that it is knocking at our door, it will not do to shut it +out; let us go with the favouring breeze that blows upon us."</p> + +<p>It is this sort of talk, and what Sancho says lower down, that +made the translator of the history say he considered this chapter +apocryphal.</p> + +<p>"Don't you see, you animal," continued Sancho, "that it will be well +for me to drop into some profitable government that will lift us out +of the mire, and marry Mari-Sancha to whom I like; and you yourself +will find yourself called 'Dona Teresa Panza,' and sitting in church +on a fine carpet and cushions and draperies, in spite and in +defiance of all the born ladies of the town? No, stay as you are, +growing neither greater nor less, like a tapestry figure—Let us say +no more about it, for Sanchica shall be a countess, say what you +will."</p> + +<p>"Are you sure of all you say, husband?" replied Teresa. "Well, for +all that, I am afraid this rank of countess for my daughter will be +her ruin. You do as you like, make a duchess or a princess of her, but +I can tell you it will not be with my will and consent. I was always a +lover of equality, brother, and I can't bear to see people give +themselves airs without any right. They called me Teresa at my +baptism, a plain, simple name, without any additions or tags or +fringes of Dons or Donas; Cascajo was my father's name, and as I am +your wife, I am called Teresa Panza, though by right I ought to be +called Teresa Cascajo; but 'kings go where laws like,' and I am +content with this name without having the 'Don' put on top of it to +make it so heavy that I cannot carry it; and I don't want to make +people talk about me when they see me go dressed like a countess or +governor's wife; for they will say at once, 'See what airs the slut +gives herself! Only yesterday she was always spinning flax, and used +to go to mass with the tail of her petticoat over her head instead +of a mantle, and there she goes to-day in a hooped gown with her +broaches and airs, as if we didn't know her!' If God keeps me in my +seven senses, or five, or whatever number I have, I am not going to +bring myself to such a pass; go you, brother, and be a government or +an island man, and swagger as much as you like; for by the soul of +my mother, neither my daughter nor I are going to stir a step from our +village; a respectable woman should have a broken leg and keep at +home; and to be busy at something is a virtuous damsel's holiday; be +off to your adventures along with your Don Quixote, and leave us to +our misadventures, for God will mend them for us according as we +deserve it. I don't know, I'm sure, who fixed the 'Don' to him, what +neither his father nor grandfather ever had."</p> + +<p>"I declare thou hast a devil of some sort in thy body!" said Sancho. +"God help thee, what a lot of things thou hast strung together, one +after the other, without head or tail! What have Cascajo, and the +broaches and the proverbs and the airs, to do with what I say? Look +here, fool and dolt (for so I may call you, when you don't +understand my words, and run away from good fortune), if I had said +that my daughter was to throw herself down from a tower, or go roaming +the world, as the Infanta Dona Urraca wanted to do, you would be right +in not giving way to my will; but if in an instant, in less than the +twinkling of an eye, I put the 'Don' and 'my lady' on her back, and +take her out of the stubble, and place her under a canopy, on a +dais, and on a couch, with more velvet cushions than all the Almohades +of Morocco ever had in their family, why won't you consent and fall in +with my wishes?"</p> + +<p>"Do you know why, husband?" replied Teresa; "because of the +proverb that says 'who covers thee, discovers thee.' At the poor man +people only throw a hasty glance; on the rich man they fix their eyes; +and if the said rich man was once on a time poor, it is then there +is the sneering and the tattle and spite of backbiters; and in the +streets here they swarm as thick as bees."</p> + +<p>"Look here, Teresa," said Sancho, "and listen to what I am now going +to say to you; maybe you never heard it in all your life; and I do not +give my own notions, for what I am about to say are the opinions of +his reverence the preacher, who preached in this town last Lent, and +who said, if I remember rightly, that all things present that our eyes +behold, bring themselves before us, and remain and fix themselves on +our memory much better and more forcibly than things past."</p> + +<p>These observations which Sancho makes here are the other ones on +account of which the translator says he regards this chapter as +apocryphal, inasmuch as they are beyond Sancho's capacity.</p> + +<p>"Whence it arises," he continued, "that when we see any person +well dressed and making a figure with rich garments and retinue of +servants, it seems to lead and impel us perforce to respect him, +though memory may at the same moment recall to us some lowly condition +in which we have seen him, but which, whether it may have been poverty +or low birth, being now a thing of the past, has no existence; while +the only thing that has any existence is what we see before us; and if +this person whom fortune has raised from his original lowly state +(these were the very words the padre used) to his present height of +prosperity, be well bred, generous, courteous to all, without +seeking to vie with those whose nobility is of ancient date, depend +upon it, Teresa, no one will remember what he was, and everyone will +respect what he is, except indeed the envious, from whom no fair +fortune is safe."</p> + +<p>"I do not understand you, husband," replied Teresa; "do as you like, +and don't break my head with any more speechifying and rethoric; and +if you have revolved to do what you say-"</p> + +<p>"Resolved, you should say, woman," said Sancho, "not revolved."</p> + +<p>"Don't set yourself to wrangle with me, husband," said Teresa; "I +speak as God pleases, and don't deal in out-of-the-way phrases; and +I say if you are bent upon having a government, take your son Sancho +with you, and teach him from this time on how to hold a government; +for sons ought to inherit and learn the trades of their fathers."</p> + +<p>"As soon as I have the government," said Sancho, "I will send for +him by post, and I will send thee money, of which I shall have no +lack, for there is never any want of people to lend it to governors +when they have not got it; and do thou dress him so as to hide what he +is and make him look what he is to be."</p> + +<p>"You send the money," said Teresa, "and I'll dress him up for you as +fine as you please."</p> + +<p>"Then we are agreed that our daughter is to be a countess," said +Sancho.</p> + +<p>"The day that I see her a countess," replied Teresa, "it will be the +same to me as if I was burying her; but once more I say do as you +please, for we women are born to this burden of being obedient to +our husbands, though they be dogs;" and with this she began to weep in +earnest, as if she already saw Sanchica dead and buried.</p> + +<p>Sancho consoled her by saying that though he must make her a +countess, he would put it off as long as possible. Here their +conversation came to an end, and Sancho went back to see Don +Quixote, and make arrangements for their departure.</p> +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="p05e"></a><img alt="p05e.jpg (49K)" src="images/p05e.jpg" height="438" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p05e.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> + + + + +<br> +<br> +<hr> +<br><br> + + + + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The History of Don Quixote, Vol. II., +Part 19, by Miguel de Cervantes + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DON QUIXOTE, PART 19 *** + +***** This file should be named 5922-h.htm or 5922-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + https://www.gutenberg.org/5/9/2/5922/ + +Produced by David Widger + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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